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@bit101 my fave thing to do right now is instead of laughing , is say LOL, LOL ... drives everyone nuts
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thx @KrisKoga for the hint --> @GreenPeacefan follows @KrisKoga
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my picture isnt working!!
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studyinggg cant wait for exams to be done
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Sitting in the breakroom with Andrew bullshitting the last few minutes of my shift because Sergio is a cock.
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#iremember having zero followers yesterday, and now it's 51 Follow me? Thanks!
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@Machine15 well even though it's not till nov, you'll have to pick me up a tshirt
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day 12, will be a bad day.
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@cadysays yupp, Anoop, Strength Training, shaving, and Aslan lol.but he always sez so much and theres a 140 character limit, no smileys
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Uh, oh. Near that time for the one-hour twitter withdrawl session.
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Just posted my latest tutorial but now I don't know what else to do a tut about! Any suggestions?
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My mom and I are sick, I'm hungry and I have to study for finals. Ugh
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gettin damn irritated wid design.. hav to give accommodation for 360 students in jus 2 floors.. omg.. not able to work it out
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@BrokenStruggle Good idea! This year must take less stuff, I always say it but rucksack always so heavy, not getting any younger
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Feeling like crap. In bed already.
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@amandaAUDITION you should ask him about his name, it is very interesting
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@kelsey_duryee im to afraid to ask. Fred has her claws out. Im sorry kessi
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Goodnight everyone
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I need a Ipod or an iphone asap someone please help this poor white girl in utah
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Time for work wish me luck.
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Time to do the washing up
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@thriftgoddess that's cool I know a few people who might need some guitar picks ;)
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@LewisClarkTrail I'm very happy to help. @denvercheetoh is a great follow.
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I just realized my uncle is there too
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@feliciatemple awwwww leesh...
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listen to some music and pretty much thats is LOL
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@xoangelbabiixo @Babygirl9415 @thatmjgurl @kevinjlover @allecat @agirlcalledana @rawritsria @bubbles303 @ILY_beckett Thanks so much !
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@kirstiealley sorry CoCo was mean to you on national tv
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#Iranelection Obama "Deeply Troubled" By Iran Situation. Deeply troubled is a term I use for sore throat not cancer! http://bit.ly/11DmcE
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Ok really must dash. hugs filled with love to one and all xo
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hating goodbyes love you class of '09!!
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The penguins lost
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update: Lock smith not needed. Friends mom has my spare keys. She was supposed to drop it off. I'm on my break and i can't leave.
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Cant stop listening to Passion Pits sleepyhead.... think Im waring it out on youtube...all them million plays its had are probably mine
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So SL was totally useless today. Whatever.. I'm gonna get my nap right after showering!
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hayden is taking a nap and i am watching a movie. wish i had gotten tickets to the hana pestle show in boston but they were sold out.
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At work but punchy due to two early morning pager events.
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@cheahwen YEAH! :'((((
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@Nadiart sweet,me too...just for a little bit!,then it's back to designing
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@seblefebvre wot tattoo u gettin this time?? post sum pics wen it's done
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is supposed to hangout with b-rad today but i dont think thats gunna happen, wish i was at the beach tanning
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is gunna play the wii.ugh tobad that pillowbiter is grounded eh guess thats what u get for going in the drunktank xD haha aww :'(
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can't wait until saturday!!! me and @cultureshock666 have secret plans!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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@MartianLuther u r the truth. People can't handle the truth.
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My mood changes too fast. I can't even keep up with it. Jeez. What do you want me to do ??
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@shinetravel appearance is everything love u girl
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Wishing my mother a happy birthday... Even though she will never see it
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@halosecretarial There is a hashtag #IVAA09 for the Summit I'm not cool either Couldn't go.
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I need my phone back
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Twitter is kinda confusing , but fun
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Awwwww ... i insensitive.
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the chaser is not funny anymore
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dad's home again!(: SEVENTEEN TOMORRW woooo!
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@johnfortney HAHA it's a long running tiff between us. It has been a lot of fun to beat each other up on here.
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@Chelleh thats awesome! I gotta get one of those lol
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Off to see my best mate for the weekend. He lives in a city with no Starbucks really! I live in a city with 8.
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@nicattack Im sorry - Same here maybe we made out in a dream and got each other sick *lol*
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Managed to get 3 hours sleep
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Had to buy a new cell phone today. RIP hot sexy stainless steel, hello chunky and fugly slide phone. #fb
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@Caleyjags2009 ahh sadly didn't miss you, was too busy laying in the summer sun hah how was your trip? and have you won the quiz yet? x
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I cannot wait for my own little europe trip
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Everytime i'm watching tennis, i want to go straight to the court and play a match, but i don't have a partner
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Tmmr is GoogleIO, then SF again on Thursday, then Wordcamp Sat (and sushi) then Twtrcon Sunday. Whew! Missing Maker Fare though.
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@mlbproductions to answer ur question from 12 hours ago most of the dope sounds are in reason
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@TwiStedCoVerGrl When is OTH on?? You give me the skinny.. I will make it a point to watch So I can be sucked in to one more show! LOL
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@cuntrina cheer up! we gon eat some good good real soon!
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@marteyo yeah, I have I'm just not the smart head today -.- I'll check it out !
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@brunette2013 xcited 4 your friend gettin saved!!! PTL!!!! it's ben great 2 cya this week... hard 2 believe YC is almost over!
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everyone follow @JBlover1494 !!
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my head hurts... http://plurk.com/p/11ep9t
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@ramyac KL KERALA, NO I LIVE IN BANGALORE ANY WAY THANKS FOR THE HELP , u r from
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Work was actually ok last nite/this mornin, only bad thing was havin 2 wait till half 6 for the openers don't feel like sleepin
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@mayank I am thinking of asking them to give us its video
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do you love colors too? Come be my lover http://www.colourlovers.com/lover/savor This is very addicting!!
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Kinda upset I didn't get to see transformers today. Another failed attempt
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http://twitpic.com/7ilsy - Sleep won this battle
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@Moonshayde Now THATS what I call a plan! High five
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my stomach hurts
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leaving.. gonna be passing by your house pretty much.. i'll talk to you later.. i love you
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I really enjoyed Diversity, so it's a good thing they won IMHO.
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4 Days until NickFRESH invades Gainesville. THE ATLANTIC. Please keep it in your consideration. ITM, it's time to solicit breadsticks.
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JIMMY CAREY
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@SongzYuuup Im so sad the link not working for me I waited all day for it
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@ClaireMtz Spurs are gonna lose the series
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@Wildcatcdc yeah, that's true, but I don't think that is going to happen from one story ;) Not to worry, your story won't be up for long
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@marcthom If it is, where I think it probably is, then they will have to stay to oversee the elections.. Home for Xmas tho.. yipee
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I fixed my own computer today. SO proud of what I can accomplish if I put my mind to it.
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@misspearlygates Can't wait to hear what you think!!!
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@Leighkid wow...so you paid 85 for orange hair awww, so now you have orange poof!!!!!! awww, when you gettin it fixed girly?
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I've found an unsecured wifi connection tweeting in the sun!
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painting my house. I love paint but I'm allergic
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@koohlinlin ohh you have a cool friend.
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No interweb for the weekend - i think i might die from lack of tumblr oh welllll, have a great weekend and... http://tumblr.com/xez23e2hh
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has finally got up with a smile on her face. EEE! Roll on summer term east coast media! <3 missed everyone loads! xx
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Damn my team lost...
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I can't sleep. And i need to wake up early tomorrow.
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My hip still hurts from that shot
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Jose's baseball game http://myloc.me/2eiA
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@natcch lol, go crazy w it, i don't mind! and feel free to grab whatever you want off it. ;)
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working in the garden with my dad and mum
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