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@amarillaNZ Hey girl, where are you??? I'm sad to read that you're ill...
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Random hurricane force winds and rain make walks impossible
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Back to work tweeples
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im getting ready to leave for cedar point!
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Pimping customers is the shit!
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Dumplings are harder than you'd think http://twitpic.com/7sjpa
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@B3M thanks.... i think?
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i am...doing absolutely NOTHING!!
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Feels different being back to my normal job. I liked testing
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@xxBeckeh hey, do you have AIM?
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got lots of sweet kisses 2nite from those cute grandsons, got ice cream & went 2 the park to play. Orion cried when it was time 2 go home
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@_Lisa_in_NC Watch a movie, hang out with me, chat, listen to music, read a book! Eat? All good choices
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Frenchy fry thinks I look like fraggle rock. Now he keeps making his hand into a mouth and "saying your my little fragglerock" shit.
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is back from milan with a belly full of pasta, pizza and ice cream and loads of bargainous new purchases
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@waynetoshikazu At least you have a wife
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@crjohnson Lol! I usually do everything but make them really mad
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@19fischi75 nope - tday was really easy 4 me - only hunt supervision!
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@SashaAmara aye baby girl u left ur souviner here i c u didnt care about my gift
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WWJBD: they meant Jimmy Buffet, I thought Joe Biden.
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@Kenichan Thanks, but I can't take the credit - that's @kirikitten's art!
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SINGLE...BUT WANTIN MY NIGGA BACK
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Going to go pass out now Cailyn is actually sleeping in her own bed so I have to sleep all alone
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it's one of those evenings I just want to curl up with some tea and read infront of my fireplace
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@hrtofthematter no she had to order my size & will have it in 2 weeks. It ran small and they had no 38 F.
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portland tomorrow. what will the summer bring? who will i meet? how much trouble will i get into? who will i fall in love with?
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@ashleytisdale your performance at the comet awards was great
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Cannot BELIEVE it is Monday... This week is going to suck so bad! Wish it was the weekend again, sipping on coconut rum
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Bad news from the doctor today scared
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got second shot in the knee yesterday they are not working!
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@qclindalou hey! Ya I am seiously going to blister on my shoulders. Since I had jeans on the rest of me is still so white!
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Bonfire with the fam
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Not feeling well
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@rgoodchild Cheers for writing such a wonderfully straightforward piece. It's what I've always understood, but not been able to express.
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I get to see my nieces and nephew tonight!
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My ears are cold
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@neerav oh those baby swans are really cute
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@dustyedwards Those dog pic had me ROLF! The one with the snow stuck too it has that "if looks could kill look" way funny
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...not a hair stylist
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has nothing to wear for cats tonight. literally, my wardrobe SUCKS.
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@goddessgreeneye i tried changing my background and it wont change i should not be looking at this all day gets me in trouble lol..
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So, details of the PSP go have been leaked. Looks pretty uncomfortable to actualy play http://tinyurl.com/nhxvtg
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Hi kevin. Youre pretty
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Outta here peeps. Hear you laters.
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@justtidbits Thank you and yes we are expecting #5 Not sure yet when I'm due, ultrasound on May 14. Growing fast
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@KimKardashian You are welcome. Hope you get to a million soon
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@Vanilla_B Damn. You were serious. My bad. Ok, cheese noted! BTW, I own 2 of those. Unlike you, I am ashamed. I also LOVED Bring It On 3.
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@dannywood ur my favorite NK & ur never on
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oh Gawd i saw etna ppl in the mall lame i get out of etna to escape them not see them ~HU?H~
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can't believe I spent da nite in a car wt a bad nite I had !! will fix breakfast and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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http://twitpic.com/6uco4 - waiting for mitchel
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Installing Mac OS X Snow Leopard Beta
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@susan3325 Closed on Mondays but they're open today!!!!!
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@CharmingRogue u r havin a go arn't ya! lol
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@BigMMike I wasnt invited
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I'm getting REALLY pissed @ twitter! I'm trying 2 change my profile pic and it's not letting me! Ready 2 fight!
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ben ?u an �ekiyorum. RELOADED rulz re: http://ff.im/2ZzUt
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@jamie_oliver No Happy Mums day for the Mums, only the guys????
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It's time to tell the world that I love @cloudsaredreams and that my hand is clean of him
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@xlyssaa nooo that's no funn if you're not aroundd.
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@TiffanyLD Yes, I am going this weekend. All I have is a Macy's and it's not till next week so I am driving to LA instead.
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4 days till mid-terms. YIPEE!!! not.
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is upset cause i am not at the pussycat dolls and lady gaga concert
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The bundt cake sunday at sonis was a let down.
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@k8dt Much better here, sunny and warm. Can take the kinders out again
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@XxXmychemXxX http://twitpic.com/3xczw - Whoa too much hot in this pic! xD Ray !
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@tchetelat don't be jealous, I'll still sleep with you. And yeah, we should keep it on the down-low as far as Mary's concerned.
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#lunch time, resume #bill44 talk after that
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@haydo congrats but no affence #shortstack FTW!
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28 minutes!!! !!! so nervous! mtv movie awards( red carpet)
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@breeeeeanne i want to watch with you
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Been having a lazy day today getting ready for baby Cody to come for the week I love him so much
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@KirstyBurgoine lol and why would we not want to chat to an adorable person like you Give this woman a #followfriday
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At karl's. Could be the last time at the miller manor...
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Josh doesn't feel like working in this weather
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needs to work on packing soon...ick
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@james_nash great podacast as always James - I loved twilight the books and not so much the movie XX
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Watching "what happens in vegas" with cameron diaz and @aplusk. One of the best movies to turn my day around.
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#Zoesparty i'm going crazy trying to procure Dora dinner plates in B'lore! Aaargh! I guess no dora plates for the Dora party!
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Making spaghetti for dinner. Gunna watch black hawk down with the Besties what a good night to come
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Ugh, I feel like trash. Overslept, only to wake up to a passive-aggressive voicemail and bad allergies. No roadtrip today afterall.
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@chelseanico sending out international sympathy to you, i'd be completely devastated if anything happened to my dog
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I think I ate too much peanut butter.
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@hanastephenson wow, I just watched ur video. u are awsome! they have to take u, because ur so talented.
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Broken Heart... Well.. I don't think they are ever gonna marry so I'm... KINDA good. But now I'm gonna look at him and be sad...
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Going to bed now. Showered and clean. I love showers at night. mm
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wants a fan page. But I would feel silly. Still...FUN. <3 <3 <3 YOU this morning!
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trying to get motivated...running a little slow this morning...forgot my breakfast at home
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First day of winter today If it wasn't for the icy temps, the lack of sunlight, and frost on my windscreen, I'd have never known!
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doesnt want tuesday to come!
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@kwags1 bizatch! I would join you, but I have to be up at 630
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lost it all at the casino. Standing by to watch K win.
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showerr
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@ConnieKuo I know so sad
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can't believe it's my last night here! moving out in less than 12 hours. :S. lots to do, and i need some sleep
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@sonia_couture88 Poor you and your iPods!
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i feel like crap
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@prettyclaire hey gurl how ya doin? well Im good just got up bout time for some tea how was your friday nite u went out?
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http://twitpic.com/5okeg - That's where I want to work! Not stalking, but was visiting nearby and had a look
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Ohmygosh, My haircut makes me look like a french poodle
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@mrsvc_sp YOU ROCK
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