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sometimes i wonder if i'm speaking a different language, because no one seems to get what i'm saying.
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@dayzie63 LM��o�o! my job is funn
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Amazing what distraction can do. Was feeling better for awhile, but starting to not feel so awesome again.
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@ewabeachboy it poured for a while.
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happy mothers day to all the baby mommasss! rofl
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is achey. and has no tea, now. http://plurk.com/p/11d07q
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http://twitpic.com/6fz63 - This...is my brother. Dear Lord, help us all. Or, maybe just him!
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@sandeepparikh ... Or call someone you know who is all about creating and implementing advanced digital workflows.
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Wittle Wayne
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time for me to blog. blog. blog.. jeez.. sometimes i take hours blogging. how cool is that?
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Another great offer to update you with while it's still hot. Save up to 38% on Xmas and NY Med cruises from only $1590pp if you book now
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Today's the last day of Hot Docs in Toronto, why not take Mom to a movie? www.hotdocs.ca
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Nothing sounds remotely appetizing for lunch. I think I have a NoDoz hangover - I feel like garbage!!
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talking on the phone to my sis Dwayanna!! Wish I was in ATL with her
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@julesyog you didn't ask about my day today!!
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@thejennyrae not at alll<33 I'll just miss you soooo muchhh lmao
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feel even worst today staying in bed and watching gilmore girls
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@Mom3CuteBoys He is not excited, but having a lot of anxiety today. I don't know how to help him when he is like this #autism #asd
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@billyraycyrus and congrats to miley!
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I WANT TO BE AT BLACK BEARRR!
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@andiiii_ no! i mutilated those.
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@mavisbal Not so good news, hon. 3.0's release was bumped to tomorrow.
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studying for tests... what a great three day weekend
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Trying to comfort a sick little girl. Stephanie has not had much of a special Mothers Day. Will definitely make it up to her.
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Finally going to sleep after spending some quality time with some quality people.
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@iLoveDemiSelena Do it, Send pics to us, Enjoy the show.
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Just got Twitter!! <3
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i cant fulfill my shopping.
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@adammshankman I'm sorry. Keep the faith that God has a plan for you. I'm giving you an internet hug.
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Loved mcfly on bbc 2day @tommcfly you were so cute on the radio xx
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@tmofee Are you implying that someone in there is a spambot?
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@DigitalDiablo Yeay!Perfect choice for a Friday morning
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@brookandthecity lol , just because you were bumpin the song earlier
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Back With Ma New Doo =D Eryn♥Bridget
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Just got a phone call that my 2 year grandson broke his leg falling down the stairs. I would give anything to take his pain away!
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Theres nothing better than abit of live music.All these festivals going on and i cant even make one.How poop
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#musicmonday FOLLOW ME! LETS BE FRIENDS
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@avijitsharma I am almost still doing the same...
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Don't miss Will Ferrel tomorrow night on the Discovery Channel @ 9. He teams up with Bear Grylls on 'Men vs. Wild'. A must-see!!
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@AlexAllTimeLow I wish I was outside
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@LisaInfra yup staying with mandi for a few days on my way to Australia. I'll make Vienna my next trip, if you'll have me
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@jezebelcapture Hahaha. no TwitShits here. Just reacting to the White Sox loss.
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Going to meet the new family I'm babysitting for... Wish I was still sleeeeping
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@danisprout totally ridiculous. people are crazy. & i couldnt sleep last night either
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Got the cars cleaned out (Saturn & Escort). Now going to put them up for sale... Looking to get another car sometime this year.
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making tiramisu'! check it out: it's a delicious and easy to make Italian dessert http://www.lefateincucina.it/ricettario/tiramisu.php
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Megan equals Murder.
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Just finished schoolwork, and am calling it a night. Hope you have a good one. 'Night!
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@PaulWestlake Apple are taking their time
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missing her laa and him too ... :'(
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@DestinyFreak Ama mayek a veedeo to reh-ply to you ahhboat Dee Cee tree foheva too
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yes i see you pic
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wow, the first day of going live was amazing.
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looking out for freelance projects in Excel....to kill time
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@PassionMD hahahaha! i haven't been out with my friends since sunday! i'm so lame
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@TheBigfella Houston is ok. Astros rock. I will be going to the game on Monday.
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@CheshireGrimace Lol. Aww. Okay, it's totally Britney Spears.
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@julito77 @RandomReTweet @RachelB209 @Techsave Thnx For the Rt's
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i don't understand women, thought i did but i do not and every time i talk to one i end up saying sorry almost every time
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@MissSherwood It was a beautiful experience
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@heidepaneer We could probably get some $$ for it on craig's list. List it, I'll cry later.
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The Hulu Desktop application is really cool
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Interview in about 45 minutes. Then i have to go se some people from Disney They are talking about putting me ina movie!
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@jonnykaplan that's just a little bit funny - sorry
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managed 2 work 4 three hrs. today. back to bed
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@crowdSPRING ..thanks..I can always count on you guys to let us know what is happening
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@meanolmeany same here. Still looking for one. They all have the same message...
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@britl I got up at 4, and I'm now at work.
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@meln4 what u talking about she's bugging u that much that u guys would get married in LA with no family or friends sad
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in two days I will be in the east coast... jesus I'm scared I gained like 4 pounds back
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@maybenauts LOL , thank you! I'm glad someone out there is as much of a geek as I am to know what all that meant!
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@Twilight_sm I'm guessing you are staying up all day tonight? =/ cause the mtv movie awards, am i correct?
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Hmmm, OperaUnite needs port 8840 in order to connect to the proxy; not good if you don't own the firewall and that port is blocked
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@Shivnav: omg tell me about it
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loving http://www.myspace.com/lowfrequencyoscillator LOF music
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@peterwalker78 Drink a can of Relentless - it's about a pint of caffeine
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I'm going to see HangOver tonight, but i'd rather see transformers.
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so dissappointed right now guess its not meant to be
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Just started with New moon! so bloody good!
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@troika90 thanks!No im meeting @jonniemcfly i'm meeting Idapida, Tine, Katrine and Emma (Maybe Marthe.. I dont know who else) tomorrow
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@ben_mayer So the funs all over now
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I need to study for my science exam tomorrow
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I feel really yucky. I just went to the jewish deli and got some chicken soup.
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Is enjoying a well deserved day off
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@sethrowe ...Then brandish the Axe
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ready to sign the last yearbooks of my high school career this week!
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It's already tuesday and I have 4 essays to edit by 9am
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Nothing good on tv now
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@wAonLdeIrlCanEd he could have told me.
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@ARIIXARII time to upgrade
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yeh! passed all exams with distinctions just got to hand all paper work in and then put feet up for the summer can't wait
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@pklai i thot so too until i have this cramp. hope it isnt food poisoning
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goodnight moon! I'm praying for @mileycyrus hope you can win & you deserve it love you!!
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Happy Father's Day! I'm sad that I'm not in Atlanta to celebrate with my daddy! But I love him very much!
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is sick and not liking it at all....
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Being Lonly
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Nightmare again?
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Princesses in gone bad http://bit.ly/Tfges
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Searching for jobs.
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awww @jonathanrknight really DOES love his peroni girls shit, another smiley face. got to control this.
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