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@comparingapples I do what I can http://myloc.me/2kJb
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@natasha #phx You do sound bored. Can you go to Alice Cooper's house and stalk him for me?
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my AC sucks. I have set to 60 degrees and I'm still hot?!
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@katiebeth @mtsquirrel @RikRay OMG - that's awful! Would make it hard to feel safe anywhere...
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@aridhol Ahh, how ones tune changes, it wasn't long ago that U praised TweetDesk... & now U wouldn't even turn a cheek 4 it... how
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Finally got over 100 on flight controls original airport, stuck at 85 for so long. exhausted now!;) http://twitpic.com/6qk7u
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@StarrLab my Dante! omgoodness I've missed u so much!yep I'll actually b there once in June and in July. Can we record wen I go? Xoxo
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@GutsToFly_ i love that film! "bring up my chapstick!..but my lips hurt real bad!" (L)
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@nickjonas O5/21/O9 I MISS YOU SO MUCH
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@Heatherquest awweee heather lol you're so sweet! You've made my nizight
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I hate the midnight shift. Blah. There's not enuf time in a day
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@annleewai oh i remember poor barbaro. the guy in the crutches remindes me of him.
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@unbeliever008 thinking about u! Read thru my feed couldnt find the song did u read the last dm I sent?
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@tommcfly TOOOOMMMM!!! To show your picture, click "delete current" coz same thing happened to me. Hope you'll reply.
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Basically my Notepad in my old KrazR had a lot of precious priceless spontaneous musings that I struggled so hard to remember & now lost.
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@ThisismyiQ that's one of my favorite quotes!!
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@richa_august84 hahahaha now that is a spooky wish babes how about a lifetime supply of shoes with matching bags and constant weight?
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i just LOVE when my day starts with a phone call to tech support
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#e4mconclave could have to rush back to office for a meeting, will be missing two panel discussions
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Amazing day!! EXCEPT for the fact that its so cold out my heater kicked on hahaha can't win em' all
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@rob_fitzpatrick If I had a son like Simon, I'd be an alcoholic too. He looks like Rob Tyner in a flammable dressing gown
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I wanna go out but can't Stuck in the house with the family my sister brother and parents.. Yay!!! Oh who am I kidding
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@jonaskevin And what about bbgood_lau???... Now I'm sad!
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@angielala okay. makin sure my mumma all good. Don't wanna go reckless on nobody!!
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Girls are arriving soon so we can watch MTV Movie Awards Can't wait to see Rpatz and clip from New Moon!!
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Lost 1-2 to Jund aggro - he played 6 thoughtseize and 7 maelstrom pulse in the 3 games
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Tryin 2 think how 2 have my hair 4 prom. No ideas..
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Roscoe blog: i just ate half of a hot pocket. i know i shouldn't have done it but i couldn't help it, smelled so good. i'm so sorry!
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@suchosch a postovne bych cekal dve kila ne?
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Still finding burrs in my clothing 3 weeks after whitewater rafting. The spin cycle just embeds them more
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@Banksy09 is sad he didnt get to hang with Banksy on Sat night
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@thericKeTandoo Aww, honey. *HUG!* I'm sorry you're having a hard time.
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mm my hair is finally done im going to sleeeeeep :9
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Almost done with school!!!! Just remembered i have finals next week There goes my weekend
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@Nessepes if you register now, you'll be able to buy in pre-presale next year. Saturday's gonna be mayhem on internet, wake up early girl
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Is learning how to lure men into her grasps... With Kelly
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Just saw the first fireflies of the season. It has made my day. They are late this year, I was afraid they wouldn't come.
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@Schantzman87 Hey Nothing much just a bit exhausted. It was my first official day of working xD My knee is acting up like usual.. You?
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@xhellostarshine nope
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11pm seames way to early for sleep but i need to get on a more 'normal' schedule
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@PaulaAbdul not Long Beach, it's still overcast down in this part of LA
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@KalebNation Oh no I accidentally clicked a different link and go kicked out of main!
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@Girlinacoma don't forget to send ME pics too.. i don't always have internet on my phone...
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@mrkrgnao yes... I have to pay for it
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adventureland soooon
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the sun is shinning and it'll be a great day in Schnelldorf
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@mztweeta yeah i am trying to cuzz jah know i think its the end for me
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@BellaDonnaForte That's no good
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cooking supper for the kids
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Just bought a puppy - damm yappity white ball of hair
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cuz: hey i be right back imma get my girl Me: o u going out tonite!!!? cuz: nah jus chillin me: cool.. epic fail right there
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im still having a hard time. this just sucks. guess everything wasnt as perfect as i thought.
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It's all coming back to me now... http://plurk.com/p/11x024
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SINUS HEADACHE! ahhh! it kills!
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Haha i respect the african dance but yo! EVERYBODY CAN NOT come out half clothed and shake they booty and she was big haha
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Suppose to be going out tonight but feel ill so it's Family guy marathon on bbc3 later and CDWM now. Rock and roll
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being sad abd getting worried......
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Blue man group no Brasil? Eu vou (denovo)
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@Liverpool_TX I love everything that man does with his mouth.
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Had lots of fun grad party hopping today with some of the friends. Same thing in the morrow.
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@daterapedrug lol okay I won't! btw 15% might as well be no percent! lol jk I'll accept you as a sister =P what else are you?
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celebrity jeopardy on snl Tom Hanks cameo and Norm McDonald's Burt Reynolds (the original Sean Connery)!!!
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I really wish tomorrow wasn't Monday
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@raphy33 O HAI! How's you m'dear?
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i dont feel good
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@KDeLaRiva I don't get why my dad does that do! It's 80 degrees in my house and i love cool air when I go to bed.
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I'm sad! Sitting in airport waiting to go back to the cold weather at home!
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I'm off out on the shizzle tonight bitches!! Loves it!!
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http://bit.ly/VmDBF <--YES oh to be a youngin' again...
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We have a powercut
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@JustJayde Well that's a damn impatient buy can't wait a day or two maybe they'll change their mind.
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@iamcutdacheck i got u .. http://www.piffavenue.com/ .. now say thank you nd follow meee
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@springlamb is it defo true ? , im still not sure, (new website ) they may be a management team in there in the interim ?
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I am officially banning godaddy.com from my comp. My head hurts from the small print AND I wasted $10 that could've happily gone to Boba
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@Pink sign me pink and i will get it tattoed rrrr answer me tom night im at your gig
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Damn xtra innings. I have to leave with small kids whle everyone else stays. Boo
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I don't know if I Irish Porridge is worth the wait...still cookin http://myloc.me/42LC
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Having a he'll of a time except it's raining.
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Crap I just farted in my cube
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@gloriene a scratch mark filled in with leopard print on my left shoulder blade & a peacock on my right upper arm
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Clearing out my desk!
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@Dailanche I nearly had white but my hairdresser said it would just go yellow
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Watching Beach Ball Babes online
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http://bit.ly/hogKO No physical CD soundtrack for Up? wha?!? that seems pretty mean I'm not gonna buy it then
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had a lot of fun yesterday! but now i'm bored. really bored! :-|
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@inseparablejb yeah hope so... but C.M. is in 7th grade
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@TIM_berland LMAO I know I know
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amazing how things you use day to day like keys and usb stick. but then one day ... they just go missing! ahh i need them so bad
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@Bebalicious69 i have a headache i don't feel good at all hun it was a crazy night
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@MissAliH no prob hun enjoy the weekend
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Congratulations to ohjoy! On 10K cache finds It was great chatting with you.
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@RealSnowWhite too late to give u a reply. what did u do finally?
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I have 12 meetings scheduled for next week. When the hell am I supposed to get any work done?
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i need ur number!!! I have no phone again.... i have so bad luck with phones man
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@lrv94 your drawings always make me smile I'm going to start a "Fan Art" group on Throwboy's Flickr. Can I add your drawings plz?
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LAst night's Storm scared the beejeezuz out of dog, daughter, son's & wife. Too many close lightning strikes/ here it comes again GO AWAY
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missing the @twegather #teamcamp.
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Going to biology and gonna be in there for 6 hours. wish me luck.
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@musicjones SAME HERE! LOOKING FORWARD TO THE BLINGY FUTURE! LOL! ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AS WELL!
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@kait_is_great ya is right Mmmmmarkus ♥
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