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- The coffin !
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Where's the coffin ?
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We buried him this morning.
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And ever since, Uncle Harvey's been having the auction.
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First thing he sold were the slaves.
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He separated the families.
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- Come on !
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- Where are we going?
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- Got any friends out in the country ?
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- Yes, the Lothrups.
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Why ?
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If I tell you somethin', promise not to come back here until 1 0:00 tonight.
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- Now, why would I do that ?
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-Just promise me, MaryJane !
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All right, I-- I promise.
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Say... what happened to your accent ?
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Those uncles of yours ain't no uncles at all.
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They ain't even English.
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Dr. Robinson was right.
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Them two are liars and frauds.
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- What ?
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- Don't you worry !
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I got the gold.
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When this all blows over, I'll write and tell ya where it's buried.
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Oh, no.
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I'm gonna get those two right now and get 'em tarred--
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No, you're not, MaryJane.
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You promised me.
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Why until 1 0:00 ?
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'Cause there's a good-hearted fellow I gotta save, and at 1 0:00, we'll be gone.
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Come on.
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Well, why do I have to leave town ?
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Why can't I just pretend I don't know ?
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Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.
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You'd give it away for sure.
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Even $225... $225... $225... $2 40... $27 5... $300... now higher...
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- $350.
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- $37 5... $37 5...
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- Yeah.
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- $37 5 and a $400.
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Even $400.
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Sold, $400 !
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Let's sell the next lot.
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MaryJane was safe, the gold was safe, them reptiles would soon be in jail, and at 1 0.00 tonight,Jim and me would be on a steamboat... headin'for Cairo.
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All I had to do was find that deputy, steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!
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- Oh, I told you...
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- Let me go !
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- not to disappear !
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Didn't I ?
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- Let me go !
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Oh, now, don't kill him...just yet.
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Answer up, and quick.
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- Were you in our room last night ?
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- No, your maj-
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- Unh !
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Where is our money ?
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I ain't seen it since MaryJane gave it to ya.
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Honest, your majesties !
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If I stole it, would I still be here ?
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No, I guess not, unless you're a complete numskull.
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Uh-oh.
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Here's another set of Wilks brothers !
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Just got here on the Mississippi Queen!
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Ya pays your money and ya takes your pick !
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Now is the hour of your demise, you impostors !
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What's this all about, my good sir ?
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- Please let the man through!
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- That's right!
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I'm with you, Harvey.
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I am Harvey Wilks, and this is my brother William.
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And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.
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And you to us, sir.
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But I must say, you should have worked on your English accent a wee bit more !
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For this town has few fools, and only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.
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That's the worst English accent I ever heard.
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- Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve.
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- I'm not very well fixed... to show proof of these frauds at the moment, for last night, all our bags were put off by mistake.
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- Convenient mistake, huh ?
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- Yeah, convenient.
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What are you doing ?
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What's he doing ?
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Making deaf and dumb signs, that's what he's doing.
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- Don't your brother know how ?
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- Those are just nonsense !
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And of course William can do real ones, only he broke his arm in a fall.
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Ah-ha-ha !
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Broke his arm, very likely, for a man who's got to make deaf signs to prove himself.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait!
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Now, I'm not sure these two are the real Wilks brothers, but by God, I know them two sure ain't.
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By the way, Adolphus,
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- are you from England ?
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- Why, yes, I am.
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Speak the truth now, or by God, there's gonna be one less idiot around here.
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That is to say, sir,
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I'm originally from Missouri, but several years ago, I was sent to England... to live with my great-grandfather,
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- the Duke of Bilgewater.
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- Bilgewater ?
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But he died last year, and his good friend,
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Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.
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Personally, I think you're just a damn good liar.
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