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You're a dear, sweet boy.
I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.
- Women.
- Here, now, have some pie and milk,
- because you are so sweet.
- Why, thank you ever so.
And these are the girls we're lettin' those reptiles... rob of their money.
- A right good day, MaryJane !
- Good day to you, Adolphus.
Ah, we've just been... for a marvellous walk in the woods.
What a lovely country !
Ha-ha-ha !
A right good day, sirs !
Would you happen to know where the-- the great Swahili warrior's sleepin' ?
We decided the Swahili bit was pushing it and asked him to wait at the raft.
Well, what about--
- A good lad !
- Here it is, Uncle.
Father said only you should open it.
Oh.
Bless him.
" Last Will and Testament of PeterJ.
Wilks.
I, PeterJ.
Wilks, being of sound mind..."
Well, the dead geezer gave the girls his houses, the slaves, and thousands of dollars in gold.
Then he gave more gold...
"to my dear, beloved brothers Harvey and William."
Praise be to the Lord.
Er, "The gold is hidden in the barn behind the vineyards."
Well, William, I guess we better go and get it.
- Well ?
- Well ?
There, behind the grindstone.
Aah !
Allow me.
Wow !
Begging your pardon !
Hmph !
If this ain't bully, nothing is.
Like I told you this morning, we're goin' all the way with this one.
All for us and none for them.
Let's count it.
I don't think it's right, us stealing from them nice girls.
You're in it now, you little stinkweed.
- Right up to your sneaky little eyeballs.
-And if it goes wrong--
You'll take your punishment right along with us.
Ya know what they'll do if they catch us ?
Ya know what happens to ya when they tar and feather ya ?
- Do ya ?
- No, sirs !
No, I-
- I don't know !
The tar oozes into your pores.
Clogs 'em up real tight.
- Suffocates your skin.
- Ya get all green and sick.
Then ya choke and ya cough.
Until ya tear your own flesh so's ya can breathe.
But ya can't breathe !
And half the time, ya die from it.
And those that don't die... feel so bad, they wish that they had.
And that's just what'll happen to you if ya open your mouth.
Hey.
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
We should give the money back to the girls.
That's a dazzling idea, King.
- That'll knock over their suspicions.
- Shut 'em up for good.
- Until we steal it all back.
- Yeah, we give them the money... and that gives us the time to steal everything else.
Genius.
We're gonna be set for life !
I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,
I figured it were time to grabJim... and hightail it to Cairo.
Heh-heh.
Friends, our dear departed... has done generous to his little lambs, and as their uncles,
I think we'd like to enhance... the generous spirit of the day.
You see, I knew he'd feel the same as me.
MaryJane,Julia, Susan, take the money.
Take it all.
A gift from your uncles.
- Wonderful !
- Dear souls, how could you ?
Englishman, my butt !
You're a couple of frauds.
I beg your pardon.
And who might you be ?
Dr. Robinson, ain't you heard?
They're Peter's brothers.
Doctor-- Dr. Robinson !
Oh !
My brother's, oh, good friend and physician.
Take your hand away from me, you impostor !
They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.
- They even knew everything about the village!
- And everybody's name !
- They even know about the damn dog next door.
- Enough !