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[eating] she's not the only one that loves biscuits. I love em. [as Carl says "I" LF says "we"] too. we don't have biscuits that much. [as LF says "well" DF says "yeah"] ah what I wanted I thought we had gonna make some can muffins cause that goes well with fish though I was out of corn muffin... mix so... yeah. m m m m m. [as LF says "much" Carl says "&mm"] that takes care of... I made some... and these are Remi's biscuits. she rolled 'em out for us. right. pass me a biscuit please. how you spose to roll 'em out an'. 'em? thank you. mhm. they're really good. [CJ and RF talk about biscuits] I thought I thought you tossed em in xxx paper and and drop em... no you roll em out, Remi. your biscuits are really good did you know that? hunm? your biscuits are delicious. ee yah.
I'm really glad you decided to make them. [two seperate conversations are going on here. Carl is, telling RF how much he likes her biscuits as l. f] I don't understand. [explains to DF how to meke buscuits] everytime a biscuit goes down into my stomach, my stomach says rejoice, hallelujah that's right. xxx mix it in the bowl, xxx you roll it out flat xxx. no just take it an' put it in take a thick take a tablespoon and dip it out xxx. sayin' it now? yep. my stomach said, hallelujah. you said she rolled it. I let her roll it just to have fun xxx and in the background there's some people some stomach people that are sittin' up on the sides here in the bleachers and they're goin', yeah. yeah, biscuits we love biscuits. that's right. see Carl's one of those he he. he he he. when Carl eat biscuits. tell him... see what I'm tryin' to do is team up with. Cosby and make some of that money he... [slight laugh] that's what your stomach says? too busy teachin' right now. mm. that's what your stomach said? mhm. stomach xxx. oh yeah summah bummer. Bill Cosby sounds like he's a sleep. when he talks.
that's how he talks that's all. and we havin' weekend. this? performance. good aiz iz zai zah. [imitating bill crosby] so you gave me one that's not buttered. hae. oo oo. hae. [laugh, two kids singing along with commercial, as Carl responds] I didn't give you that. oh mommy I smashed my hand. Carl didn't butter 'em all. Carl's too hungry. well I'm okay. good ya gotta get some. I've been accused of being lax on the job I must... right. go to work for a second here, Remi. it melts better when they're hot right? that's right. I got some on the stove? oh these do have a lot of bones in them. I swallowed a bone when I was a little girl and it got caught. and I didn't eat fish for. years. [an exchange between LF and c. j] and I love fish. mm.
I was afraid to eat it you know? right. 'n' usually when I eat fish I just have the whole plate just with fish on it so I can take my time and picky? [as LF says take my time, Carl laughs, then as she, says pickey? TF laughs. Carl agrees right as she, finishes her utterance] with it... dissect the whole fish before I eat it... he hi. hi hi. right. sometimes in the summer time that's the way I am with um with ice tea. like I'll get all my food 'n' everything together and I won't do a thing until I get the tea just right ya know. then I'll eat. mhm. but the tea hasta have just the right amount of lemon, just the right amount of sugar and everything. right. you not finished Carl. I know. Paul. he didn't say he was Remi. I got carried away there for a second. Remi. can't do two things at one time when your hungry try to eat first. mommy you... hm? could you gimme a napkin? mhm. gotta eat first then have your drink an'. snack and then go ta bed. [this just came out] right.
that's your routine you know it backwards. and since you know it so well I shouldn't have any. problem right? who gonna eat this? I don't want this. here put it down. I don't want this. you like fish a salmon cake. I but I don't want it. pass your plate over so I can cut it for you. but I don't want it. well I think you should eat some of the xxx... here you why don't you just try a little piece of it okay? you always did like salmon cake. [Remi burps as LF speaks] what do you say? 'cusezee. your excused. come on xxx. you should, you should try just a little piece of it cuz it's really good. and your stomach will enjoy it. it's gone. mhm. it's gone. sit up Remi. [Remi stretches at table] drop something? nope. well try to sit still. you have hot sauce on one of then xxx this is bony bony.
but you can tell fresh fish when it falls apart. oh. you can really tell. fresh fish. I didn't know that? I'll show you which fish I like. I like that fish that mommy has. it's called whitie. it's the name of it. it's too bony for you, 'cause I'd be pickin' bones all night, just tryin' to get a little fish meat off the bone just for you. people can't eat bones. huh? people can't eat bones. yes they can, too. no they can't. xxx swallow a fish with a bone in it. yes may can? help? well how does a cat? swallow a bone. could I have somethin' to drink please? after you finish eating. why you always say that xxx. because Remi you fill up all full of juice and then afterwards you won't even finish eating your dinner, that's why I say that. mommy I gave you a napkin. thank you. and don't even... [LF cuts RF off] if I always say it then you know. that you not suppose to drink, why do always ask?
huh? then don't look at me. why you always ask Remi? then don't look at me then. don't worry you're too ugly to look at. he he he. you too ugly. with your pigtails stickin' out. now eat food. come on Tunde. I want a little more duh patatoes. my stomach hot. everytime I make buttered potatoes you kids don't eat em. I never seem him take... xxx do not like potatoes. my stomach's hot. [LF cuts DF off as Remi complains about stomach] I don't care how I make potatoes. don't use em. I eat baked patatoes. I eat baked potatoes and mashed potatoes. you do not pedra. then you take the mashed potatoes. sometimes. hm hm hm. [Carl laughs] once a year once a year. I'm a see you looking Remi? Deidre said bit I'm hot! would you like me to open a window up a little bit?
huh? would you like me to open a window up a little bit? yeah. yeah. cool at Remi's plate. [DF laughs as she speaks] yes please. yes. kids are being so fresh I'm tellin' ya. 'cuse dee. you're not excused. 'cuse Deidre. you're not excused. good! now if there's too much air on anybody just say so. these are much warmer. clean up that spinach. no. Carl would you like a glass of water with your dinner? oh yes, please. oh yes please. I didn't ask anybody else because they're not allowed. until they're finished. I'm finished. no you eat some of those potatoes. just a widdle widdle watah for me. mh mh mh mh mh hah hi. she thinks she's funny. mhmh mhmh mh. she thinks funny.
come on. mh mh mh mh ow. taste some more of that fish cake. hand me your plate. [Remi groans] come on. is that, is that tap water? [Remi cuts off Carl] or do you... you eat it mommy. oh it's just the containers you keep it in the. refrigerator. [as Carl talks to LF, LF speaks to Remi and t. f] yes right. you eat it mommy. mah hah. hi he hi he. I do the same thing only with with welsche's grape. drink. [says look] I am grape drink freak. alright Remi. look. oh really. [LF laughs as she speaks] I'll buy four cans at a time and um... and finish it huh? [LF finishes Carl's utterance] right. some days I'll come in and I'll just drink one.
whole, quart of it. oh. you know, just... have you ever tasted that, welsch's... [as DF asks Carl? TF whines] mommy will you put that off. he must of bought the welsch's company and all the other. companies out. [as DF continues to ask Carl about grape drink, t. f] mommy I'm full. have you ever tasted that Welch's grape drink soda? [talks to mother and Remi makes noise] cat. don't go... I'll get you another one, okay? no wash it. [Remi screams this] no wash it off. well wait I'll tell you what I'll do. what? you go. [DF laughs as she speaks] wash it off. a ha you change your tune quickly huh? very good. Carl, you deserve a bonus for that one. speak so quickly, huh? mhm. well you know. hah hi.
in a minute. we never get to look at tv. [Remi yawns] sleepy? nightie, night? you better sit down. haha. haha. oo. oo that was close. you know Remi she said that she said, xxx. look! sit down. uh hah hae. this is mommy, sit down. [mocks mother] yes, oh you wanna get back? xxx you wanna. mess him up sit down. mommy! hold dis. mommy this is you. sit down. hold this. huh! that's finished already. hold this. wait a minute why don't... why did it fall apart? why don't you just set it right here.
oh I xxx see xxx. [television in background] this one's very light that's all. uh wuh wah. [Remi yawns] did you have a hard day Remi? what was it, the breakfast? what we're having now? xxx this spinach and potatoes. wash his plate. wash his plate Carl ask you a question Remi xxx. huh? that dah cradle. did you have a hard day today? um dst dst no. yeah. you did? no. [whining] and you're really tired from the day? Deidre look what you made me do. Carl you got tennis shoes on. mhm. Deidre look what you made me do. I didn't make you do that. I'm going to make you come to my room xxx Tunde. finished. you end up playin' xxx that's all you wanna do. I hate some of my potatoes. Tunde go a ae ae ae.
[Remi sings this] mm. you just eatin' those biscuits by me xxx. glad he is cause I don't want any leftovers. well... xxx I don't wanna see 'em, too tempting for me. mhuh. [Remi makes whiny noise] right. [Remi, Deidre, LF and Carl all talk at once] this is, this is a change of a life time. Deidre, haha. how 'bout that. you don't get to make your own biscuits. I don't have any. hey where's xxx. like going home to mother's cookin' huh? it really wasn't my mother it was my grandmother. yeah. oo oo. that's what Susanna says. that's what you, you say. so that's what mah tellin' you to say. well I only got two bis'uits. such a really... what? xxx Remi. that's what. you always say. stop hitting.
that didn't hurt. wasn't spose to. really didn't. hey stop. I caught ya I caught ya. set me free your hands. Remi. but mommy I'm full. where are you full? huh? in her head hi he. right here an' here an here an here. haha where's here here here an' here? huh? what's that called? goodie fishie m m, m m. [dinner situation continued. there's no correspondence, between dinner conversations beginning here and on, previous pages. approximately 1 min. has passed since, other tape finished. hums as she eats] that's fried fish. like fried fish? yep. okay now Tunde wants some see the tail are the ones with the most bones. look at this. this is. that's the tail? mhm. mhm. the tail bone? yep. right. xxx got all the bones out?
well I'll try. you just check while you're chewin', if you feel any take 'em got chor mouth. put some more sugar in it Deidre. I want my news on by the way. it's almost over, just a few more minutes of it. what my news? it's goin' on soon. it's a, it's a quarter to seven. you know I look at the other news come on after. I want more, fish. I xxx a bone. no I don't. if yuu get 'em you just take it out chor mouth. aeae maw more! m. h. [Carl comes back into kitchen from changing tape] you scared me. you'll get no more. no more what? [two concurrent conversations here. Carl and Remi, and, LF and d. f] what this s'uff in that one jello? no more dinner, bet I can make blink. yes put it in the freezer forgot about it and it's frozen. no it's not. it is. it's icy. you have it in your... ew yeah. so I'm a let it sit out awhile.
bet I can make you blink. ae! I made you blink. yours taste strange. [Carl snaps his fingers. he laughs as he speaks] I told you to put some sugar in it. no. it tastes like water. okay try it again see if you can make blink. maybe I put too much water in it. uh don't hold your eyes up. I made you blink. [DF laughs as she speaks to Carl] Remi go like this. oh I blinked that time, didn't I. [hear activity of RF trying to make me blink my eyes, laughs as he speaks] hae hae hae. big head put your tongue in. give him e for effort. huh? give Carl e for effort? no a for effort. made him blink again where's my napkin? I'm play a little of this one. it's gone. xxx drop it. I betcha that one's yours. where's your xxx? 'cause mine's over here. actually I have two.
eat your spinach. I don't have no napkin. uh this thing. Deidre you don't need that much, that's concentrated lemon juice. cuz some... [on DF's advice] I know. a ha a. a ha a. it's only a drop left. I said you don't need as much as you put in here. it's a top full. now you havin' lemonade. with a dash of grape drink over it. hi hei hai. we have anotha one snackin' head. what is a snackin' head? doesn't need water. that's what I'd like to know. mommy I'm thirsty. ple' please, please tell me what a snackin' snackin' head is, Remi. Deidre. oh. ah ah ah. did you make up that name? huh? did you make that name up? yeah. 'cause I never heard of a name like that, have you? never.
it's a new one for me. smackin' head Deidre. and you added more to it. yeah that's a good name, 'cause. I'm going to smack her right in the head. me. that's a good name. right like that for doin' what she's not suppose to do. huh huh huh. did you have enough to eat sir? oh yes thank you very much. did you? Madame? hea hea. heaa hea. hea hea. hea hea. good reflexes. that was very good I really enjoyed that thank you. good I, I like people enjoy eatin'. Madame have you had enough maiduhme. especially when they... huh. expecially when they hafta cook themselves. that's what they say in Africa. oh yeah. I enjoy other people's food cuz I don't hafta cook it. mm. dummy. use your fork Tunde.
dig up your mouth xxx. Remi didn't eat too well tonight. she ate my fish and that's all. ate your spinach. and spa'hetti. I don't have spaghetti. monday she ate it. I'm talkin' about tonight. here I am! [shouts this] I make you brink. I want, I... you squeeze, you pair. I want you to feelie? you ain't goin' into that xxx. I can make you brink. [Remi starts to whine] it's time for Remi's baby act. hey I can you blink. it's that time a night. you're in the wrong chair then, you're suppose to be over here men. woo. Carl Carl, I can make you brink. aw aw aw aw. blink. blink. [claps her hands] hae haa hae Deidre could. [claps hands again] I made you blink.
I'm gonna make you buh... uh hae! I'm gonna make you blink Car'. [someone claps hands] yah hah hee. hae hee. you can't stay like that forever Deidre. hah uh. Car' Carl. [laughs as she talks. trying to get CJ's attn.] hah! look. [Deidre snaps fingers] hae hae. haha. hae hae. one snap you did it. Remi... [hands clapping hard now, with laughs] you blinked. make Tunde blink. you always make me blink. now stop that, g uh. [hands clap] you blinked that time. you can't make me brink. who? me. you better learn to pronounce it first. make me blink.
[in low crucial voice] bwink say um make me blink xxx. you blinked, hae hae hae. [Carl makes a growling noise] hae um. not if concentrate on it, not if I concentrate on it. okay you're concentrating. I'm xxx. I don't feel like it. [Deidre snap fingers at l. f] I teach your eyelids to go to sleep? [Deidre chuckles and continues to snap fingers] hee hee hee. [kids laughs] get out a here. [kids chuckles, move hand clapping] Carl! hey Remi. ah you did that time. par I'm gonna make you blink. hi I. parl. [repeats r. f] you blink. I can make you blink. alright let's eat. who started this blinkin' game? oh, Remi. [RF was continuing to play the game with CJ this, utterance is not an answer to LF's preceding question] did you start this game?
[laugh]. yeah. [LF's preceding ques. addressed to CJ is answered, by TF yeah. I did start the blinking game] Carl. me? yes you. haha haha. [has guteral laugh] no I don't think so. so busy blinkin' that we can not eat. sit down. I want my dwinguh. I don't know what you're talkin' about. Remi. what's a dwink. I think she started it. I want my drink. if you can't prononuce it properly you don't get it. I want me guhk guhk guhk guhk. [drinking] hae hae. what is guhk guhk guhk guhk guhk? why didn't you eat your patatas? 'n' I saw my teeth with hole 'n it. oh, my shirt is in need of repairs. that's good for you. [sings it. Remi drowns DF out] actually it's been like this since... [Carl pauses] zimbee zimbee.
bick [big]. [RF, Carl and LF all speak at once] since about sixty seven. the mice gotta it, Deidee. since sixty seven. because I made this fall on the floor that's how it got a hole in it. [while Remi speaks TF makes noises in background] so why didn't you repair it? mee, few few few few. 'cause I had I had stripes 'n' I just 'ad 'em sew 'em you know the stripes over the holes. oh. so the stripes came off? zzz xxx. [DF makes noise and speaks nonsense while TF talks] right when I got out of the service you know I took junk off. get off? [barging] service? mhm. what service? air force. mommy I want my drink. [talk about airforce] oa. flyboy. flyboy? [Remi crying sound] alright, take another spoonful of xxx. that's what they call air force guys. say flyboy say flyboy, fast ten times.
di zi zi zi I di zi. xxx you want some grape drink? flyboy flyboy flyboy. yeah. hae hae. sure. you like grape drink so much. yeah I, I'm very partial to the grapes. [CJ, Remi and LF all speak] I want kreitin too. eat that spinich. oh. yes. I don't have no fork. so am I hae hae. he he he. I love? [RF, CJ and TF all speak at once. Remi to herself. CJ to LF and TF to l. f] you I wooz her moo moo hoo. all almost all kinds of grapes. hi hi hi. mommy I can't eat it. [as TF whines to LF, DF talks to CJ about grapes] I can't eat it, mommy cause I don't have no fork. I don't like the green grapes, I don't like dem. you don't like the green? [Carl responds to DF as TF continues utterance to l. f] I love the green I don't like duh purple one cause they got seeds in 'em I can swallow 'em. yeah right, yes. 'n' I told you a secret.
you know, I wanna ask you a question Remi. what? do you give, towels with your showers? huh? you know what that means? what? you kind of sprayed me when you opened your mouth. hi hi hae hae hae. Tunde threw the potatoes mommy Tunde threw the potatoes on the floor. no, no, no good Tunde. no good. hae hi hae. no good. here's your fork. gimme his fork Deidre. right inna butter. yall some messy children. look at that. he is. he he he. whoever heard of a butter fork. glad you think it's funny. [kids laugh slightly] have you, have you heard of a butter knife? yeah. yeah. [kids laugh] she almost bit your finger. [laughs as she speaks to CJ about RF here RF decides to eat me up piece by piece. this, continues for next 4 pages] that finger is not for consumption.
aup aup aup aup. [makes a chomping noice] she didn't even xxx... I don't think Remi had enough to eat, Carl. I'll eat your fis'. you like dark meat? huh? [everyone laughs at Carl's remark] I wike tah mee. you like dark meat? aunk. [all laugh] alright. aunk. [biting noise] whoa. [as in what you told a horse IE to stop] I can't swallow that. [kids laugh] how about elbin whoop. aunk. [biting noise] if she likes green meat. staup au oo. [kids laugh] what just flew over here, a biscuit? I bit one piece off. is it good? oh I'm gonna hafta run for my life then. mommy I can bring my xxx.
then I'm gonna eat one of your shoulders off. oh. ou. is she xxx? [laughs as she speaks] oh no. hum hum. one came off. [talking as she acts out] gimme your fish cake back. now I'm gonna take one piece of your nose off. [DF coughs] pssh. now got one piece off auf. [kids laugh. talks as she acts out] she's sprayin' you. r Remi is attacking me. now I'm gonna eat one a this. pssh. the moustache? mhm... [TF laughs] my trademark. oh no. now I'm gonna eat one a your teeth. kacka I took one teeth out. that's gonna be hard. I guess. au. I don't hear any crunching.
[laugh] it is disingappear crunching. it's disingappear. [repeats r. f] aup. [eating noises] getting another shower right. now what I'm gonna take? aw oh! [talks as acts out] some ears! whoop I got one ear off aunk. hea hea. he's like Steve with orange juice mommy. Steve drinks a whole gallon of orange juice. mm. now I'm gonna eat wram... [RF, DF and LF all talk at once. talks as acts out] I'm rah... me drinks xxx orange juice with... sit down. [talks as acts out] sit down. oo thank you. I'm gonna get some stomach to eat. [talks as acts out] he's going. here close your mouth. hi. not funny Carl.
she knows better. [laughing] she's not funny. ridiculous. well I'm not I'm not laughing at the whole situation just little things that she does now and then that... just silly expressions. right. but she doesn't realize that, right? no. yes. why, are you doing that? I'm gonna take. I'm gonna put my fist in your stomach and you won't be able to breathe or talk or anything. [Remi coughs and laughs slightly] no kick her in the backside. [laughs as he speaks to c. j] I can breathe. Remi, why are you up if you suppose to be eating? [makes sounds of resistance. Carl mocks her sounds] huh. get over there. hea hea um. huhm m. that's a silly grin here. mm. I... I... huh. would you like to sit here? hm?
hi hi hi. hm m hm. oh you don't wanna get in that trap. huh? hm? no thank you. okay. huh. hm? hm? hm? hm? hm? hm? hm? hm? hm? hm hm hm hm hm hm hm. takin' it off? no. [CJ fixing a mike. to r. f] just putting it better. why are you... in your face? why are you turning me? why trying to turn me in this chair Remi? 'cause I don't... 'cause I'm gonna put my fist in your stomach. oh, I see. you believe in...
ha ah. violence again Carl. you believe in turning the other cheek I see n en that whole thing. ah. [kids laugh] no I mean an eye for an eye. uh hah. haha hah. [at this pt. DF has left the kitchen and calls RF from another room. they start playing a game] Remi Remi. huh? Remi. huh? come here. could you tape that? are you? do you ple... Remi do you wanna. play um down down baby again? hm. tell her, Deidre. [LF calls Deidre as she finishes her question] yeah! ow. I wanna say the song by myself. ow. I told you turn my news on. who is this? ow! tumtee ah ah.
ow! ssh, xxx screaming. Remi, let's go, ready, set. screamed in your ear, that's too bad. go. this time I'm gonna sing it okay? ready, on don't poke me in my eye. ready set go. down down baby down by the rollerco'ster. sweet sweet baby I love the rollerco'ster. down by the rollerco'ster. [DF coughs] sweet sweet baby I love me rollerco'. shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy oo ae. shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy pow! shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy oo ae. shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy pow! I got the xxx. pow! hah a hah. okay let's do, Miss Merry Mack. Remi... okay. say yes mommy. come here finish. yes thunchy. Deidre. hm? miss Mary Mack Mack Mack sat, all dressed up m dup dup dup. [starts song by herself as Remi sings, Carl, TF and, LF have conversation in kitchen]
I wuhn I wuhn a sip. ow. that's number two, right? yeah. I think he's really doing that. Remi. how do you keep dropping your fork, well you just leave it dirty. ae. now I xxx scrub the floor today. no no, no. [TF begins to cry. to l. f] this is yours, you can eat that. but I just took a sip. did I say you could have a sip? yes darling. I don't remember don't darling me. don't try to con me. haha hah. haha hah. haeae I didn't say you... au. [RF starts trying to bite CJ's hand] wait a minute. [kids continue to laugh] what a' you doin' to Carl's hand? [TF and DF laugh] eatin' him up. are you hungry? yeah I'm eatin' him up. oh well here come on.
well here's your dinner right here. no I'm gonna eat Carl up! no. why? kaup. mommy, I don't want this dirty... you've gonna disappoint a lot a people. no. oh boy bruhthah brother. haha hah ah huh. come here Remi. ow! he's not concerted he's convinced hunm Remi. convinced right. aep ae hee. yeah. uh hin. [Remi makes gulping noises] stop. tickle me. Remi, Remi. hee hee hee. now you drop this one more time, ya unnerstand me? just one more time. yeah. oo oooo. hee. come Remi. I'm gonna count to five you better be at the table. well.
gimme my drink. one... it's in the sink, ho ho. two three, four, five. ah 'xcuse me. one two three four five six seven. [repeats l. f] mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy mommy, mommy mommy, mah, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. [yells this] say something. what Remi? hello. how are you? ae! Remi keep quiet. no. that'sa that'sa serious brother on that set, isn't it? I'll spank you on your butt mommy. he. hi hi. hill spank your I heard. I didn't hear it. did you say that mommy? rae rae. [TF makes barking noise] I'm gonna kill you mommy. oo. stop it. you stop it. hi hi ha.
mommy's gonna spank you. hi hi he. uh ou here come Ma... I don't find you funny at all. [she gives her a wack] now you're getting to fresh, now you stop it! oooo. look at Remi Remi... [Remi tries to suppress laugh] I I I wanna get it I wanna get it I wanna get... okay alright. I wanna get it I wanna... gong, ring. phone rings. hello. yes okay. xxx I'm thirsty I'm thirsty. Geneva. hi Geneva alright. said stop. um. well the dinner segment is... no it isn't over yet we got fifteen more minutes. oooo. come on. fifteen more minutes? xxx tellin'. it's mine. yes because we started recording at six o'clock and we hafta record fifteen min' before dinner and sixty min' through dinner. [TF making crying noises]
take the microphone off. Remi stop standin' on Carl. it's not time yet Remi. it is too! no. I'll smack you on the nose. you know why, because you haven't finished eating. wait don't do that. you know what if you don't go back in there... curiasith killed the cat. she's killin' you. hi hi hi. if you if you don't go back in there Remi your mom is gonna come out here and tan your hide. Remi let's do miss Mary Mack. hea huh. and tan your hide child. Remi. mah mom! let's do miss Mary Mack. ready. set go. Mary... Mary... you better go in there mommy's off the phone now. alright go ahead and eat your spinach. [starts to sing] miss Mary Mack Mack, who sat on the dress, dress, dress and smack a Deidre's face, face... no. and smack her kawee den do the... Remi come on let's do it.
[more song] Remi you're standing on it. miss Mary... [starts song again] no just a second. miss Mary, Mack... [trying to get clapping and singing together] miss Mary, Mack... we, wait. miss... [clap] mae. mae. miss Mary Mack Mack, sat on a doon black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons all down her back back, back. [Remi and DF are playing pat a cake and singing mary Mack. DF leads in words] she asked her mother, mother, mother for fifteen cents, cents, cents, to see the elephants, elephants, elephants jump over the fence, fence, fence. they jumped so high, high, high, they didn't come back, back, back, till the fourth of foly, foly, foly she went of stairs stairs, stairs, and bumped her head, head, head on a piece a corn bread, bread, bread, the doctor said, said, said she will die, die, die, if she does not not, not eat a piece of pie, pie, pie. miss Mary Mack Mack sat on a... [they are wrestling] bl, black, black... bu, buttons, buttons... ba, back, back... her mother, mother, mother... teen cents, cents, cents... elephants, elephants... fence, fence fence,... high, high, high,... back, back, to fo... lei fuly... wairs stairs...
her head, head head, on a piece a, br', bread, bread... said, said, said, she's gonna'll die, d'e, die... bread, pie, pie. alright, get off me. ow, ow. [continue to wrestle] ge' off! honey! ow, ow! you messin' my head. Deidre's xxx. 'kay wow let's do oh little playmate. [clears her throat] oh little playmate little... wait. oh lit... wait, wait. no! [starts song or tries to] do like this. yeah we are. oh oh. [finally coordinate. sing song] oh. oh. lit... lit... little... no, little playmate, come and play with me. xxx mate...
[Remi does not know words so DF takes off on her own. Remi continues to clap with d. f] and bring her valley sweet. climb up my apple tree, climb down my rainbow, into the cellar door, and we will still be friends, for ever more, with xxx. ding ding ding ding. [Carl begins to sing along] oh little playmate, I cannot play with you. my dolly has the flu. sing hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ain't got no rainbow, ain't got no cellar door, but we'll be folly friends, for ever more one two three four. gotcha. deing deing deing deing deing deing. deing deing deing deing deing deing deing deing deing. hae! hae hae ae. haha. let's do mat again. [RF coughs] wanna do it again? yeah. gonna get me? oh play'... yeah. oh playmate again. listen, okay ready. his eyes comin' open shut. [LF reads a story to RF TF and DF are listening too. whisper. CJ is in the kitchen observing from afar] open shu'... [before bed] is he sleepin', or what? do you know how di du open shut 'n' open shut. 'kay.
open shut open shut open shut. [whispers] alright. we read it the fly went by? the fly went by. okay. I sat by the lake, I looked at the sky, and as I looked a fly went by. a fly went by. a fly went by he said oh dear. the fly the fly wen' by. I I oh dear. I saw him shake he shook with fear. he shook with fear. who's readin' this. you. [Remi laughs] me. and when I saw that fly go past. I asked him why he went so fast. I asked him why he shook with fear. and asked him why he said " oh dear." I asked him why... I said I must get out of here. I must him say get out a here. the fly said look and you will see that frog that frog is after me. look that frog is after me. the fly went past the frog came fast. the frog came fast. are you gonna read this book or should I read it?
hunm? me. well you read it then. you help me read it then. alright. I asked the frog I asked why, why do you wanna get that fly? I asked the frog why do you wanna get that frog. the frog said, me I want no fly but I want xxx... me! [Remi cuts LF off, but she continues] I want no fly. and that is why. I'm hot. that cat he said just look and see. that cat... " that cat." he said " is after me." " that cat." he said " is after me." and he was gone with one big hop. he was gone with me with that with hop. the cat ran up and I said, stop! I said, stop! " now stop!" stop! I told the cat. " do not pick on that frog like that." said, stop!
he said that cat. the cat said look I want no frog. I hafta get away from dog. look I that cat said the cat said look, um... so I the fly ran away in fear of the frog who ran from the cat who ran from the dog. one ran from the other. the other ran too. the one who came after, now what could I do. now what could I do. away past the lake with the fly and the frog away past the lake ran the cat and the dog. wi the fly and the frog. an' the dog. they went passed the shed. they went passed the shed. and went, up a hill. up a hill. I ran and I said I will stop them I will. I will stop them I will. the fly does not know that the frog is not mad. the frog does not know that the cat is not bad. the dog doesn't know the cat is not bad. the cat runs in fear of the dog I can tell. if I can stop him then... I I could tell if I could stop him. oh well oh well. oh well. I ran a lot I ran so fast. I ran a lot I ran so fast. I came up to the dog at last. I came up the dog...
last. now stop I said you are the one. " now stop." I said " you are the one." " who did all this?" " why did you run?" who did all this? why did you run? " why do you wanna bite that cat?" why do you wanna bite that cat? " oh you are bad to be like that." oh you are bad to be like that. the dog said " no that's not so!" no that's not so! I want no cat. cat can go. no I don't want that cat. that cat was so. I do not wanna bite the cat. I do not wanna bite the cat. I ran to get away from that. I ran to gat away to that. " that pig!" that pig! he said " look back and see." " look back and see." " she wants to bite and she wants me."
she wants to bite and she wants to me. so. so. the fly ran away in fear of the frog who ran from the cat. who ran from the dog. the dog ran away in fear of the pig. my she was mad, and so was she. I said to the pig, so you are the one in back of all this. now why did you run. you are the one so you are the one. " now why should a pig bite a dog." I said. why should a pig... and why are you mad? " and why are you mad?" " are you out of your head?" are you out of your head? [laughs] the pig the pig said, I'm not out of my head. see what is after me... [LF laughs as she tries to read] the pig said I am not out of my head. " that cow will hit me." said the pig. " the cow will not hit me." said the pig. those things up on her head are big. so the pig ran past she ran past, fast. [Remi talks nonsense] then the cow ran up and a little cow too.
I said, what happened to you. and the little cow too. do not pick on the pig you two! do not pick on the pig you two! the cow said, pig the pig can go. the cow s... that is why we ran oh no. the cow said pig. the pig could go. but someone bad has made us run. " he wants to kill my little one." I asked the cow " who wants to kill your little one?" why no one will. the cow said, look up on the hill, the fox is there he likes " to kill." look on the will, I mean. [laughs at mistake] what's that up there? fox. [Remi laughs as she says fox] stop. what is that? a fox. and what's he doin'? a kill. tryin' ta... killing who? tryin' uh kill him. why?
um. what'd he do? kill. but why does he wanta kill him? 'cause kawz. he wants somethin' to eat. [interrupts] mm. to have somethin' to eat. I see you're not listenin' the cow and little cow ran past all full of fear. they ran past fast. so the fly ran away in fear of the frog, who ran from the cat who ran from the dog. the dog ran away from the pig and now, the pig ran away in fear of the cow. they came to the woods and there was a tent. but they did not stop in and out they all went at last came the fox. so he was the one, who made them all fear and made them all run, yes. he was the one who was so bad. I could tell if I could stop him. where's the where's the baby one. where? the baby, the baby cow. the baby cow. that's the mother cow there, see? nn this is a pig. well the cow is in there. I don't see a baby cow. where do you see a baby cow? on the other page I saw a baby cow. well I don't know he disappeared let's see. keep reading it will tell.
over here is the baby cow. he's not chasing the other one, that's why. if could stop him then all would be well. [here you can hear RF breathing in the background and, you get the impression she is about to say something] I told the fox uh shame on you. oh shame shame shame for what you do. you wanna kill the little cow you stop or I will whip you now. the fox said " now what did I do?" " why do you say oh shame on you?" I tell you " I would never kill." what did I say oh shame on you. " that little cow I never will." that, little cow I never will. the fox said " this is why I ran." this is... back in the woods " I saw a man." " I saw a man he had a gun." back in... " he wants to get me let me run." oh boy he's frightened. hunm? would you run if somebody had a gun? mhm. yeah I bet you would. so the fly ran away in fear of the frog. who ran from the cat who ran from the dog.
the dog and the pig and the cow they all ran. and then came the fox who ran from the man. they came to a house and went down the hill... Carl. and when they went out there was a great big roar. but that did not stop them oh no. not at all. where's the man? what's he doin'? jumpin'. over what? the dog. dah dor. what is he chasin' then? the animals. what animal? the fox. and the fox is chasing what? the cow. the cow is chasing? the pig. the pig is chasing? the dog. the dog is chasing? the cat. the cat is chasing? the pig. the frog. I mean the frog. the frog is chasing?
the fly. yeah. they ran and they ran they came to a town. [DF echoes LF from "see, yes you should a thump, and a thump."] they went up one way and then went down. they went up one way and down another. they ran and they ran one after the other, they came to a bank, but they did not stop. they went in the bank with a jump and a hop. with a jump and a hop they ran in and then, they went out the back way and ran on again. I ran as east as I could run I told the man " you are the one in back of this." " you are the one, who wants the fox put down your gun." " fox, fox." the man said, no. " I saw no fox, I must go." " for you shall see, yes you should see." " the thing that now is after me." I did not see it said the man I took my gun and then I ran. I could hear a thump and a thump. it was so bad it made me jump. this says hand... it was so bad it made me fear it was so big it was so near. “it must be ten feet tall” he said. and big and fat and bad and red. why it can bite and kick and kill. and it will do it. yes it will. I hear it now come on I say for I must run and get away. I hear it now come on and get away. the man ran fast fast fast fast!
the man ran fast. fast. what did I hear a bump and a thump. it was so bad it made jump. I was about to run away. but then I saw the thing and said, it was not tall it was not mad it was not bad. it was not big. was this the thing that made them run and made them fear. was this the one? ahhah it was a little sheep. so tame it came to me and it was lame. I saw what made the bump and thump. I saw the thing that made me jump. the sheep said " look at this tin can." " I can not get it off." " I ran, I ran for help." " I saw a man I went to him, but then he ran, why did he run away from me?" " I just want help as you can see." " I said, I will get help for you." and I will help the others too. for now know just what to do. for now I know just what to do. what did he see? a sheep. and what was wrong with the sheep? um. he got caught by a bucket. and the bucket is on where? his leg.
could he get it off? I don't think not. " oh man." I called " come back." " come here this is a sheep so have no fear." " the sheep wants help for it is lame." " come back." " come here." and then he came. but still the others ran and ran, they did not know about the can. I hadta call so they could hear. I hadta tell them not to fear. Remi? [RF has the head+sets on and I guess is reacting to, something LF said or she wants RF to put them on] I hadta tell them all was well, and so I gave a great big yell. stop! I said to them all, you must not run away. no one is after you no one I say. you all run away and now I know why, I sat by the lake and there came a fly the fly ran away in fear of the frog. who ran from the cat who ran from the dog, the dog ran away in fear of the pig who ran from cow. she was so big. the cow ran away from the fox, who ran as east as he could in fear of the old man. that man heard a thump and ran away. it was just a sheep with an old tin can. I looked at them all and then I could tell, they all had no fear and now all was well, they all went away, they all waved good bye, so I sat by the lake and looked at the sky. so I sat by the lake and looked at the sky. [DF reads along simultaneously from "so, sky"] did you like that? what did you like about it?
all of thah. anything special you like' about it? this. what's that? [by now TF has the head+sets on. he just sits and listens] who? he sittin' by the ocean, lookin' up in the sky. is that a good book? [sounds as though she is struggling to get something out] would you like to take that to school with you? you think you can read it to your class? what would you tell 'em? hm? miss Evelyn could you read this book to us? you'd have your teacher to read it? did you know how to read it? no. [laugh] haha! I was sittin' by. alright you go brush your teeth and was your hands. I want you to go home now. don't say that. that's not nice. well I want him to go. okay, Remi Remi just told me to go home. well you're gonna go and brush your teeth. so I'm gonna go home. as if Carl couldn't wait. oo oo. oo.
why did you tell Carl to go home? 'cause. xxx the witch's story? [LF reads story to RF but first the preliminaries. 1 which book 2 complaining about the mike 3 getting, some water 4 the cat 5 the hurting scratch] wanna hear this one? hm? or want me to look for another book? xxx I wumn you wook kor another look. hold this I'll see if I gots the book. uh. [groan] cmon hold the cat, and they can be a story, read too. mommy. [coughs as she speaks] just hold him. [Remi continues to cough] get your kitty ball out so he can be read too. did she get the book? huh? do you want the cat to look at stories, with you? I don't want the microphone. [whiny voice] oh Remi we gonna finish up and your not gonna have it on anymore Carl's goin' home an' you won't hafta worry. [Remi groans as her mother talks to her] I want him to go home now. [Remi begins to cry. she cries as she speaks] I want it off. after the story's read. no I want it aw. I said after the story's read.
no. [Remi continues to cry. RF seems to be more composed. she has let up crying and is not moaning and groaning] I want it off. here why don't we read this. [LF goes to get water. can hear tv in background. Remi sips water and sighs] xxx some water, you wanna sip? hm? hold the book. sit down here with mommy? floor is cold, xxx get up don't drop the glass. xxx in here. gonna read us two? no, just one tonight. drink your water. ready? where's your water? I ate it, all I mean I drunk it all up. are you tired? no. mommy? hm? my scratch over here hurts. how 'd you get a scratch? I ont know. right here? it hurted. now you gonna hold kitty cat while we read or what? I'll hold the kitten. alright take these in the kitchen. [LF leaves room]
get the cat. wait a second. uhssdddgigiggiggimeideaei. [RF makes noises to cat, cat meows] aingut cmon cmon Remi kitty cat don('t), I'll hold him for you okay? [cat meows. Remi coughs. opens the book] alright come on. set down. be careful. okay xxx. for Remi to go to sleep, right? want me to read you a story tonight, Remi? hm? okay. ya wanna have the kitty cat listen? huh? okay. the name of the book is Mister Brown cow can move can you? what is that? cow. what is he doin'? uhm? mooing? mooin'. okay. " oh the wonderful thing Mr Brown can do he can go like a cow." " he can go moo moo." " Mr Brown can do it how about you." lemme hear you. moo moo.
" he can go like a bee, Mr Brown can." " bzzz." " how about you." can you go " bzzz." bzzz. " he can go like a cork." pop. " pop he can go like a horse clop." clop. " he can go Ioo, like a squeaky shoe." " he can go like a rooster." " cock a doodle do." " he can go like an owl." " o o o I I I I cock a doodle do." " hoo oo hoo how about you?" kitten's all quiet. yeah. he can go like the rain. tippity tippity tippity top. tippity tippity top top top he can go like a train. choo choo choo choo choo. oh the wonderful things Mister Brown can do. what can he do? moo moo. but but. pop pop pop. he went across the track. what's he doin'? what're the sounds he's making?
pop pop. what else? crack crack. another one. boo boo. cock a doodle do. cock a doodle do. Mister Brown can do it. how about you? Mr Brown can, whisper. very soft, very high. like the soft soft whisper of a butterfly. this is fast an' this is slowa. yep. " maybe you can too." " I think you should try." " can you whispa?" psst psst. you know how ta whispa? [RF whispers very faintly] lemme hear you whisper. he can go like a horn, brr brr brr like a big cow drinking, slop, slop, slop. he can do a lot of things huh? mhm. he can go like a clock he can go tick tock. tick tock. tick tock tick tock. he can go like a han' on a door. knock knock. knock knock.
tick tock. tick tock. knock knock. knock knock. " oh the wonderful thing Mister Brown can do." " lurp lurp slurp slurp cock a doodle do." " knock knock knock who who who, he can ss." " he can do that to." ss. like an egg in a frying pan. how about you? can you make those sounds? ss. mhm. what other sounds was he makin'? cock a doodle do. [cat meows] Mister Brown is smart, as smart as they come. [LF makes a throaty chewing sound] he can do a hippopotamus chewing gum. those are the sounds a hippopotamus makes. Mr Brown is so smart he can even do this he can even make a noise like a goldfish. [LF makes noise that sounds like kisses] goldfish kiss. that's how they go. [Remi makes kissing sound again] he's a boy and she's a girl. xxx and how many goldfish are there? two. right.
bumpity bumpity bump. [cat meows as LF turns page. Remi coughs] Mr Brown is wonderful. bumpity bumpity bump boom Mr Brown makes thunder. he makes lightening. flash flash flish flash. and it's very very hard to make a noise like that. oh the wonderful things Mr Brown can do. moo moo. buz buz pop pop pop ho ho clip clip pop pop cock a doodle do grum grum choo choo choo boom boom, splash splash, tick tock tick tock ssss knock knock knock a slurp and a whisper and a fish kiss too. Mr Brown can do it how about you? can you make all those sounds? yeah. did you like that book? what'd you like about it? hm? I don't know. don't know? no. [sighs as she speaks] you didn't like all the sounds he made? [RF makes muffled noises] huh? maybe you wanna put the kitty cat to bed with you tonight. what're you doin'? mommy why Tunde doesn't have his pajamas on. he's gonna put them on what are you doin' with the cat? huh? n. I think the cat's hungry.
better let him go eat. 'cause you're going to go to bed now. you want him to go to bed with you? I'll let him eat something first, okay? did you have a nice day today? are you tired now? huh? what's that mean? sleepy. you're sleepy? why are you sleepy? I'm... [coughs] why you sleepy? I'm not sleepy. you gonna clean your room up tomorrow when you get up? yep tomorrow I don't have school. and what ea... and what else you... no tomorrow's saturday. Kimberly doesn't. no. anybody else? mommy you know what? what? th this girl on the bus her name is Kimberly. yeah. an' you know what? what? she wears diapers.
really? how old is she? four. and she's wearin' diapers? uhhuh... how you know that? she tell you? when does she wear diapers? now. at night time when she goes to bed? yeah, her mother put diapers on her. yeah but you don't wear diapers anymore, right? are you big girl now? cause you don't wet the bed anymore, right? did you tell Kimberly that she's could be a big girl and not wet the bed either? what's she say to you? she said she said “you wear diapers”. an and I said. " I do not." did you tell her ah what your mommy did to you? take me to the bathroom. I didn't wet the bed today, you took me to the bathroom. did you tell her that you have... [RF interrupts mother] you took me to the bathroom two times. right. I was a sleep and one eye came open. an' the other one was still closed. oh. this eye was open an' this eye was closed.
but you went to the bathroom like a big girl right? but I... xxx and you woke up with a nice dry bed this morning, right? [Robbin is RF's best friend at school] was Robbin in school today? huh? was Robbin in school today? did you talk to her? she don't have no more chicken pox. oh she had the chicken pox? [surprised] when? but it's gone. yeah when did she have the chicken pox? she had a bad cold. [coughs] oh. then she got the chicken pox. after the cold? = = = childes/CHILDES_AAE/Hall/BlackPro/chj.cha = = = [before school Chris, his mother, father, and younger sister Jenny are present. gb is also present.] will someone hold dis for me? look how my daddy's tall! he's... haha xxx! [the mother laughs] he's big tall. wait till daddy comes out of the bathroom. okay?
here he co'... [the father comes out of the bath+room. the father walks in and greets] look how my daddy's big tall! hi! [gb] hi! how are you? Graeme this is Tom. fine how are you? hi Tom. hi! how are you? da', daddy would you tell me how this works? ah... [the mother interrupts] he'll show you later. he's in a hurry now. I wanna sho'... I want you to show it... yeah I'll sho'... I can't show you now. mommy I know how to xxx. he went... [the mother talks in the background to the father] mommy I know how to snap? you what? um what... [Jenny talks to the mother in the background. their, conversation is inaudible to Chris who is talking with gb, about the equipment] how do you do this? what does that do?
the uh... well that's... you have on, on your back a... huh? you have a transmitter on your back, and that's the receiver, so that it can hear your transmitter. but it... would it... is that a little one? yeah that's a little one, for me. that's for me. oh. dis is for me, but my mommy just got me this. [Jenny comes back near where Chris is. Jenny goes back to where the mother is] xxx mommy just bought me this. right there? daddy does thi'... dad! daddy thi', this doesn't work daddy! wuh wuh wah dah dah dah dah dah dah... [Chris loughs at the end of this utterance interrupting, himself] well it works when it's it's hooked up to the radio. I wanna put dis... [this overlaps with next three utterances] well how does this work mommy? [the mother and Jenny go off in the background as the, mother helps Jenny with her problems] I'll show you. okay. what are you looking for xxx? um I want the blue... the what?
[Chris hesitates and his mother interrupts] mommy xxx. [Jenny is in the background and is trying to get the, attention of her mother] um I want this. what? I want you to teach me how to xxx after you. [Jenny comes over to the mother. to the mother] what is this? what? this ah... [Chris is going through a drawer] come on, not in this drawer now. where is that ruler? right there. you know why? okay. because dis is duh xxx. and put dis back. okay I'll take care of it. get down. gimme your hand. xxx one. mommy what is, dis called? [refers to the equipment, the box the ear+phones come in] it's called an earphone container. I've put the sugar in it already. mommy it's a pocketbook! it is. it's a small little case for carrying the earphones. I could hold it.
sure you can? hey! [Chris says this in a low tone directly into the micro, phone] hee hee. it's so nice. come on. [nvr] Jenny I'm gonna take it off the table. are you finished? you don't even want the bacon? I like bacon? [Christopher is wearing a pair of binoculars around his, neck] alright? Chris are you finished? huh? finished with your breakfast? mhm. yeah? [Chris has a ruler in the hand and is slapping the other, hand with it] when am I goin' to school? we're going to school in a little while. I wanna go right now? we're going today! when? huh? why? when? why wh... in, in about twenty minutes. I wanna...
twenty minutes? right. huh a ah. [Chris sighs in disappointment] twenty minutes. and daddy's goin' in. twenty minutes. out to church! yep, daddy's goin' to church. and did you know, that my, my, my mommy knows which way to go to school. what haep... which way do you go? we go, that way and den up that way or that way. and then we cross our that way and know what? we go along that way and, and den we juhwaend den we get to school. Jenny last call. [refers to Jenny's breakfast] I'm taking it off the table! I go the same way. huh? you finished? I'm taking it off the table. exactly the same. okay? let's see it dis way. [Christopher is walking around measuring the plants with, the ruler] one deep. can't find anything this long. nope. what's the weather like out there?
is it very damp? hm hm. [Chris chuckles] it's kind of ah... [gb and the mother are talking about the weather] no but it looks... it could rain you know. a ah rae. kur kur! it's not too cool though? kahvr kurkur. hm: mm no it's, it's, it's not cold. but if... it smells a little bit like it might rain. yeah well they said rain late this afternoon. but xxx umbrella. I put it on catty. hurkah hurkah hurkah hurkah. okay? I want you to put that back into the drawer. a' right. yeah well mom xxx. [Jenny is in the background with the mother and the, father] look what dis wruler. hey Tom! [Chris is talking with gb] look at this ruler. I want you to show me how it works. mhm. yeah?
you interested in a piece of cold french toast? no. I want you to show me how dis works. well it needs a little clean'. I'll show you xxx. and I'll put it he'... where where I put it it's goin' to get... well the... well I can't show you now because I'm not sure how it works myself. ah let's see. [Chris is counting off the inches on his ruler] one two three four, five six seven eight ni' ten eleven twelve. but I don('t), I don't know how, I xxx this could work. [Jenny is speaking to her mother. Jenny comes over to where Chris is and thrusts the, ear+phone in Chris face] duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn! ahraeur! [growl] microphone. ha ah. [high pitched growl] mommy! what's the matter Chris? is this a microphone? no it's an earphone. an earphone. earphone. an earplug. it's an earphone. or something I'm not sure. well what, what will this...
dis is is not, a microphone it's an earphone. [Jenny interrupts] what did this d what lid this dius? what do' dis do? it's a taperecorder. and what is it doing? just like your daddy's there. see that one? the other one. yeah, well how did he gets duh sound from, he just pushes one of these buttons. [refers to the father and how he operates his tape, machine] uhhuh. and and put one of these down xxx. and then he xxx. [his tape machine] one two three, and he pushed one of duh buttons, then he, he xxx. look at my watch. mhm. then he got xxx... oh let's wind it up. [the mother interrupts. to Chris, refers to his watch] my grandma gave it to me. do you wanna wear it today? [refers to the watch] to give my name. [Jenny continues] that's a beautiful watch. then he... yes. [Chris answers his mother's previous question and, interrupts Jenny]
do you wanna put it on? [Jenny continues] yeah. let's see, we we put it on the left hand, I'm pretty sure. on duh left hand he got's to do is bad? mhm. [gb says this very softly] and he hafta do dat he doesn't hafta dat he wants to do. my, my, my sister always seis ever... she sai', he talks everyday. your sister talks everyday? yeah. I'm sure you do too. right? when I talk... sometimes I talk some days. you mean some days you don't talk at all? [Jenny seezes. to Jenny] bless you. yeah. I don't... [gb interrupts] Chris... oh I doubt that. always, Chris always have a bellybutton, ah hm. [Jenny chuckles at the end of her utterance] he always has what? a bellybutton. [Jenny says this softly] you.
it no you. and you too! everybody. no. oh you know what Tom? [the mother begins a conversation with the father as Chris, and Jenny continue to talk with each other] no I won't say... cheddy doesn't have toes, ah haha. [Chris laughs at the end of his utterance] uh Mabel, and uh Paul moved xxx. [this overlaps with next three utterances] oh yes I do. no you don't. you xxx. some toes. oh yeah? xxx, yeah I got this saturday. dix dix dix ah dix. I want my hammer. rrah. [growl] you can't xxx you might hurt her? you can't, you can't do it or mommy? will spank you? um you tell me when you've had enough time okay? okay thank you. you weenie? what are you gonna do with that? I wanna show Graeme dat look Graeme, I got a football. yes, it's a beautiful purple football.
I like purple. and dis is my xxx. my, my mommy sai' dat we, could do dis. huhp nuhp! [Chris is playing with the football] nineteen ah? she's gonna show me, how it works. this is how I do it. [Chris tries to kick the football] mommy will show me how it works. [the background] afternoon, when I come back from school, she will show me how it works. when I come home from school will you show me how it works? [Chris is looking through his binoculars] sure I will. if I know how to do it myself, I'll show you how to do it. I've got s... [Chris sees someone through his binoculars, as he looks, out the window] I see someting. mommy, I, I know how to do it. I see a person on a a building, but I can't see the person's... [Chris pauses as Jenny calls out to her mother] mommy! face. [Chris continues] oh on the roof? yeah. is the lens clean? no. here wipe it off.
[the mother gives Chris a paper. napkin to wipe off the, lenses on his binoculars] with that. okay. I wanna... okay use these? [Chris wipes off his lenses with the paper napkin] I see him too. huh? I xxx. he's going inside. you better look quick. where? is that the person you were talking about? he's gone now? yeah. you can look at some more people. alright, I'll clean it. no I'm gonna clean this. let me help you, this is how you do it. [the mother takes the napkin from Chris and cleans the, lenses of his binoculars. exhales on the lens] okay see if you can see better now. but I don't know how xxx. but it needs a little cleaning here. [Chris is pointing to the other end of the lenses on the, binoculars] I know how this works. xxx won't put it back. you're not kidding. let me wash it off. I'm gonna put it back. put what back?
this. okay put it back in the little pouch. in duh little pouch? stick it back in the little pouch. [the mother says this to Jenny very softly, in the, background] okay. how did this get so dirty? fingerprints? dirty fingerprints? no. Graeme says... wha'... dat... how you can speak into this? mhm. how you speak into this? [refers to the microphone] well whenever you speak. it can hear you. so... huh? whenever you speak, it can hear you. so... well well how do you speak into there? just by talking. and, how, and how do you get to speak in here? well you don't hafta. [refers to the microphone. refers to gb's microphone] you can just talk like, uh, facing me, and you can forget all about it, and it can still hear you. I just broke mine.
I don't know what to do now. Chris! I think I just put it in a... huh? Chris! huh? I think it's... [refers to Chris' binoculars. Chris takes back the, binoculars from his mother. Christopher is looking out, the window with his binoculars again] let's see. look at it now. okay. yeah! good. now you can go over there? do you see anything? I don't see something yet. nothing? I hear a plane. do you see any planes? nope. [Chris has spotted a helicopter] now I see a helicopter! wow. what color is it? red. let's see it. where did it go. it went dat way. oh. I see a pigeon.
where? it flew up that way. where? where? going east? [Chris interrupts] hey I see a pigeon! I see a pigeon. a... you know, you, where you can probably see a lot of things? [the mother interrupts, but Chris continues] pigeon. what? if not out of that window, in your bedroom window... I see two pigeons! two? dey're flying. pigeons can fly. look at that! dat was duh... [Chris interrupts] dat was duh... I spahttur something! dat was my tv coming on, but dat's off. mommy that was my tv comin' on. huh? that was my tv comin' on. your tv coming on? yeah that was my xxx. oh it is raining, I see someone with an umbrella.
ah... [the mother and Jenny start to talk at the same times] you know there's a lot more going on, out of your bedroom window Christopher. I see one. yeah? what? I see a person with the yellow? umbrella too. because all the boats are going by and all the cars are going by. well but dat's a near one. [the mother goes over to gb to see what the problem is. gb is having difficulty with his microphone] I can see the whole river. I broke mine. xxx scotch tape or something? oh yeah I have lots of glue, scotch tape xxx. I spahtturd something mommy! [in 6 seconds pause Chris starts coughing violently] I spahttur... I spahtturd something mm! what did you spot? [gb and the mother are still talking with each other but, out of the range of Chris. Chris yells out to his mother, again. gb's microphone is fired and the mother gives her, attention to Chris] mommy who's xxx is that? that. [Chris is pointing out an object he sees in a tree as he, looks out the window with his binoculars] huh? whose xxx is that? that thing on the tree! what thing on the tree? whose food is that mommy? whose what?
there! whose xxx? there it is mom! I... it's either yours or, Christopher's. where? it's mine. here, see it. let me? [the mother speaks very softly] see? it's mine mommy. where I don't see anything? [the mother is looking out the window trying to see what, Chris is talking about] it's mine. look in duh binoculars. that's mine. [Jenny continues to try and interrupt the mother and, Chris] see it? down there. it's mine. no it's not mine. what color is it? yellow! it's Chris. in the tree? white. yeah! because I don't want it. oh I see a lot of paper on the ground but I don't see anything hanging in the trees.
is it hanging in the tree or is it near the tree on the ground? Chris' xxx. it's, hanging on the tree. [Chris coughs at the end of his utterance] cover your mouth. [Chris coughs again after first "why"] but why, why can't I see it? because it's over there, next to that house. see it? no no no no there. where? down there. oh yeah, I see it. [the mother finally sees the object Chris was trying to, point out to her] it's way up in the tree. it's a white piece of paper or a, fabric or something. I wonder how it got up there. that's pretty high. I think someone hang it on dere. yeah but they'd hafta climb up pretty high to get it up there. I think it just flew up there. okay who hasta go to the bathroom? me! okay. knock and tell daddy you hafta go. okay. [Chris goes off slowly to go to the bath+room] I don't hafta. Jenny you can at least try. [Jenny and the mother are talking together in the, background]
I can't. huh? I can't. well just try. if you don't hafta, you don't hafta. but I'm thirsty. I'll go get you some xxx. [Jenny and the mother are no longer audible as Chris, reaches the bath+room door and knocks on it] who is it? Chris! [Chris knocks on the door again then opens it] yes Chris? I hafta make. [Chris goes in the bath+room and goes to the bath+room] hey wait a minute! you know how to make. what did your dad tell ya? what did my, what... [Chris leaves the bath+room, as his mother and Jenny, continue to talk in another room] but my what went so, so quickly. do you have some tools? [in the background. Chris talks to gb as gb continues to, try and fix his microphone] do you need some tools to make it do it? no it would... I think so. I'm gonna try it with a little bit of scotch tape, but I don't know if it will work. let me see this xxx. this is my glue and you could use it. thank you Christopher. you're welcome.
this is good glue. yeah. [Chris opens a cabinet and gets a large can of glue] it's just like the other glues. I have a big glue in here. here ya go. oo, this is a bigger. look at this glue! uh! ah. yeah. there's a lot of glue in it. really? you must do a lot of gluing. ah. Chris! [the mother shouts out to Chris] are you finished in the bathroom? yes! okay, put your sweater on. yes! [Chris sort of chuckles] haha! come on Jenny. [Chris coughs] let me just... [Chris chokes as he begins to speak] cover your mouth please. urr! is [do] I hafta leave this on?
yeah, you're gonna leave it on for a while. I gotta put my, my binoculars, off. [refers to the jacket Chris has to wear to school. Chris, tries to ask his mother this question but he gets, confused as to the proper usage of grammar] what a silly jacket! do the zipper? mommy! how weigh my what my daddy weighs? what does my daddy weigh? ask him. [the mother and Chris are talking with each other] I think he weighs about a hundred and sixty five, pounds? n... [Chris pauses] what... is... no, what is his... [Jenny is in the background, talking to the father] how tall is he? what are duh feet? huh? yeah. yeah, what feet is he? how many feet? [the mother and Chris continue to talk to each other as, does Jenny and the father] he's five feet eleven and three quarter inches. yeah. you know what? my, my daddy is five feet equal... oh wait! three and three quarter inches.
three quarter inches ae... eleven fi'... he's big! he's really big. yeah. an' he's a minister. he knows all about god. oh that's good to know. [the mother goes over to Jenny in the background and, speaks to her as Chris talks to gb] what is this? [refers to the toping equipment] what is this? oh that's my xxx. what is that thing for? Chris put your jacket on. I hafta take that with us. which way mommy? [nor] mommy. Graeme! [Chris starts to talk with gb again] mhm? you, you know what? I have a, I have a, I have, a, a guitar! a guitar! yeah. oh. and I got it from christmas... [Chris and gb start speaking at the same time. it's ambiguous here whether Chris is referring to his, father or his grandfather] at my grandma's house.
xxx my grandma's, my grandma's not old, and my pappa, an' my pappa, is not old either. do you know how to play it? no? my grandpa is not, old too! he's not old. he uh... my grandpa is a teacher. and he's also a fish catcher. one day when I get older, he's gonna tei... he gonna take me fishing with him. and I'm gonna fish a fish! mhm that will be a lot of fun. okay. it's all yours. alright. let me tie my shoe first. [Jenny and Chris are putting on the remainder of their, clothes to go to school] well let me tie it once... I want... [Jenny tries to interrupt, but the mother continues] because it's too long. I'll loop it over and then you can do it. okay? okay. hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. [Chris is looking at the taperecorder. his younger sister, Jenny is talking in the background] where's what is the green one for? [refers to the volume controls. on is red the other green] the green one? which?
yeah. that one, this one? yeah. well this is ah, in stereo so that is the left channel and this the right channel. does that, does that, does that make, does, does, does that make the sound go? does it? mhm, it turns the volume up and down. makes it louder and softer. how come that's lighting, and like, how come that's blinking? [refers to a speed and power meter on recorder] well that's first to to let you know that it's operating that it's working. Chris? have you finished with your breakfast? yes. okay. [Chris holds up a plastic tinker toy shaped like an l] I'm going to brush your hair as soon as I get through with Jenny's, okay? wah chiu got there? l. yeah, you think you're fooling me, huh? what is it? u. it's the letter l and something else. u. what is it? Ma I made a u, just look at it. huh? what is it. I know, it's your favorite. what?
huh? it's a gun, or the letter l. thank you very much. [mrs gives gb some coffee] g start with gun. yeah, gum starts with the letter g. come on Jenny, let's get finished. yeah, pu, pu, pu, pu, pu, pu. [she sort of sings] guess what this is. [bends it to a u shape or c shape depending on the angle] ah, is that the letter c? yep what is this? and now a u. no, ah haha. [giggles] no? what is it then? it's something that you pick up when it goes jj and it comes to here. I don't know what that is. you'll hafta tell me. what are you doing? you know that's something that Perri has. a magufying. a what? a magufying. it brings things to you. a magnifying glass? no! I don't know what it is.
a microscope? no! maybe he means a magnet. oh yes, thanks. a magnet. yeah, a magnet. alright. m and guess what this is. I don't know. now I know. the letter l. nope. what? what is it? [he has bent the shape into approximately a z] I don't know Chris. z. oh really? I'm not too good at it this morning. I think that's a pretty good z. ah haha. [laughs] now what is... did I do this side Jerry? yeah I did this side. what is, this? now what is this? I give up. what is it? I know, I know what you're gonna make.
mm. [pushes it along the top of the table] it's a car. well now I know. no it's what is it? it's not a car? uhuh. no? what is it Chris? it's something that you golf with when you get da ball. and go like “mm”. it's something that you what? get the ball. what ball? when you, when you, when you're golfing. when you're playing golf? yeah. is that a golf cart? um, yeah! I didn't know you know anything about golf. and what is this? swing, swing... I, I think it's still a golf cart. [he has not changes the shape] no. it's changed? what is it now? it's... [bends it back to an l shape] a...
it's back into a... gun! oh you can do a lot of things with those Billy? beans. ha, he, he. [chuckles] what else can you make? ah, look! where's mine? are those mine mommy. turn around this way. watch, ur, ur ur! [he bends up the end of the long side and pretends to blow, into the other end] I'm not xxx with mine. ur ur ur, u u, u u. now I bet I can guess what that is. what? it's either a trumpet, a trombone, clarinet. clarinet? I got one. that's not so bad. u u u, huh huh huh. a whole... guess what this is. it's a trumpet! a tuba. right. and guess what this is. u, u u u, u, u u u, u u u u... flute?
no, u, u u u, u u u. harmonica? u, u u u. no? u, u u u, u, u, u, u, u. french horn? [Chris nods in agreement nor] it is? r, r r r, r! guess what this is. well give me a hint. it's something, that you... bang in. that you bang in? yeah. you use it to bang things in? is it a hammer? yeah. oh. [Chris hits it on the table a couple of times] sounds like a hammer. do you need a tissue? no. take your fingers out of your nose then. I want Stephanie to come. Stephanie's coming this afternoon after school. [refers to her hair] I only have one more to go. do you know Stephanie? I don't think so.
hey. hey I remember that you had that watch before. mhm. it's ah... it's what kind of watch? ah, um, a stopwatch. okay Chris, stand by 'cause it's your turn. soon as I do this one. right, very good. mommy, Graeme has a stopwatch in his hand. [Chris goes back to the table where his mother is, finishing Jenny's hair] that's a good thing to have. stop watch. oops. [Chris drops his toy and it breaks into three pieces] my gun broke. oh, now it's a gun, huh? useta be a gun, but it's now it's not a gun. okay. huh? okay what? your turn. no. [shows gb a gingerbread man which he made the previous, evening] look at mommy. look what me look what I made. yeah, it's your ginger bread man. beautiful. yeah. are you taking it.
to school for lunch? hey no, that's not a cookie, that's made out of playdough. oh it's, made of playdough. and I'll get what I made it out of. [goes to kitchen] here it is. [return with a cookie mold] mommy bought these at the store. Jenny has a girl one. okay Chris, come on. here's this one. oh, it's a mold. see? beautiful. and when you press it down, it makes da face. Christopher Johnson come on. yes. mommy, I was xxx. I was showing Graeme these. oh okay, well we can make some more this afternoon, and then you can paint them. I'm gonna paint them, mommy. do you hafta stamp any more? mommy, can I wear them? [refers to blue ribbon she is holding] well you're gonna wear the the red one today, so you don't need that. okay? oh. here let fix this it's driving me crazy. [refers to water dribbling in the sink. turns the tap off] what's driving you crazy?
the water. it's dripping. [makes a yodeling sound with his tounge] mommy. [repeats it] mommy. see you latah alligadah. [mrs returns to brush Chris's hair] who says that all the time? Joey's daddy. yes. see you later alligator, see you later alligator. mommy. [in distance] just xxx. dis in gun. [says very softly as he puts a finger into a hole on toy, voice rises higher and trails off] put dis in gun. put dis in gun put dis in gun, a gun, a gun, a gun. put dis in gun, this is in gun, put off. dis in gun, an xxx, nuhm a nuhm, nuhm. Jenny! yeah! do you hafta go to the bathroom? no. did you go before? go try, because we... I can't. alright. hm hm, hm hm,.
[hums to himself as he pulls apart the toy. then drops it] I'm back again. okay just wait a minute, let me finish. mommy. oh silly gun. mommy where's my girl? [refers to play+dough gingerbread girl] where's my girl, mommy? here. that's my girl? yeah. don't drop it, 'cause they break easy if you drop it. xxx if I put water in here, it goes down in into here into here... [whistles before he begins to speak to himself] if I drop, would you bake another one? sure we'll make another one this afternoon, if you drop if... Barbara! [mr calls from another room] yes? or into here... come here a minute. it won't be ready to eat, so stay right here. [mrs goes into the other room followed by Jenny] and into here. I want, want... mom? afternoon I wanna make a yellow one. to I mean afternoon, mommy I wanna make a blue one mommy. then I'll make a ball, and den I open it. pk.
psh! I wanna make a yellow one. I wanna after noon I wanna make a blue one. I want... did you talk to xxx? no. after noon I wanna bake a aft, a, I wanna make a blue one mommy. pkk! [makes shooting noises] pkk pkk! here. alright, just a moment, I'm almost through. we're in the top layer now. psh psh! psh! psh psh psh! psh psh! look it. [shows gb her play+dough girl] see? that's beautiful Jenny. it's a girl. mhm. Chris, do you want a tissue? yes. could you touch it? let me get a tissue. pardon? can I touch it? that's a paper towel!
well thank you, I'd love to touch it. no well then a paper towel is what you want. ah that's very nice. and she made, and she made. [holds up the girl mold] it with this! you know who made it? with that? my mommy. your mommy made it for you. hello, I'm getting xxx. [Chris drops t e girl mold then pic s the boy mold] ha! mom... hello, I'm getting... ah, I want it. ssh. [mrs returns with paper towel] that's mine. okay, here. [she gives him the towel] xxx can I play xxx? thank you. xxx hey mommy, I wanna go to school today, xxx okay. hey I dropped it. why don't you how it it's easier. no. oh! I like to do that, mommy. I don't know...
where's Graeme going? [gb gets his equipment ready for the walk to school] I don't know. I don't know where you're going. [Jenny continues to talk to herself in the background] Graeme, where are you going? Graeme? mhm? where are you going? where am I going? well we're going to school very soon, aren't we? mommy are we going to school together, just like we did yesterday. I think so. let's do it together again. what's this one for? okay. that one's xxx for you. that's that's Graeme's. I know. okay, that's the best I can do. Chris, you asked for the toast and you hardly ate it. you sit on dat. right. um, I don't wanna, I don't wanna sit on it. why? I might break it. alright, Chris, do you wanna put your jacket on? hm? put your jacket on. drink it up all up.
[gb finishes his cup of coffee] Jenny. [whistles] and, and spill it on your pants. where's my sweater? I don't think you need your sweater. right? yes. um. Jenny? [whistling] that's all. what? I'm gonna take this to school. I'm gonna take my painting to school. well now, what are you going to hafta paint this afternoon. if you take it to school? okay xxx. [whistling] thanks Barbara. [she takes gb's coffee cup] alright. mom xxx can I have my sweater off. can you what? oh, Chris you're ready. mommy. Jenny put your jacket on. can you have your sweater on? no. you don't need it.