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9. BROUGHT TO THE FRONT or the Young Defenders By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
10. BURYING THE HATCHET or the Young Brave of the Delawares By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
11. CAST AWAY IN THE COLD By Dr. Isaac I. Hayes
12. CHARLIE BELL THE WAIF OF ELM ISLAND By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
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13. CHILD OF THE ISLAND GLEN By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
14. CROSSING THE QUICKSANDS By Samuel W. Cozzens
15. CRUISE OF THE CASCO By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
16. FIRE IN THE WOODS By Prof. James DeMille
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17. FISHER BOYS OF PLEASANT COVE By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
18. FOREST GLEN or the Mohawk’s Friendship By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
19. GOOD OLD TIMES By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
20. HARD-SCRABBLE OF ELM ISLAND By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
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21. HASTE OR WASTE or the Young Pilot of Lake Champlain By Oliver Optic
22. HOPE AND HAVE By Oliver Optic
23. IN SCHOOL AND OUT or the Conquest of Richard Grant By Oliver Optic
24. JOHN GODSOE’S LEGACY By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
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25. JUST HIS LUCK By Oliver Optic
26. LION BEN OF ELM ISLAND By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
27. LITTLE BY LITTLE or the Cruise of the Flyaway By Oliver Optic
28. LIVE OAK BOYS or the Adventures of Richard Constable Afloat and Ashore By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
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29. LOST IN THE FOG By Prof. James DeMille
30. MISSION OF BLACK RIFLE or On the Trail By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
31. NOW OR NEVER or the Adventures of Bobby Bright By Oliver Optic
32. POOR AND PROUD or the Fortunes of Kate Redburn By Oliver Optic
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33. RICH AND HUMBLE or the Mission of Bertha Grant By Oliver Optic
34. SOPHOMORES OF RADCLIFFE or James Trafton and His Boston Friends By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
35. SOWED BY THE WIND or the Poor Boy’s Fortune By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
36. SPARK OF GENIUS or the College Life of James Trafton By Elijah Kellogg
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37. STOUT HEART or the Student from Over the Sea By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
38. STRONG ARM AND A MOTHER’S BLESSING By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
39. TREASURE OF THE SEA By Prof. James DeMille
40. TRY AGAIN or the Trials and Triumphs of Harry West By Oliver Optic
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41. TURNING OF THE TIDE or Radcliffe Rich and his Patients By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
42. UNSEEN HAND or James Renfew and His Boy Helpers By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
43. WATCH AND WAIT or the Young Fugitives By Oliver Optic
44. WHISPERING PINE or the Graduates of Radcliffe By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
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45. WINNING HIS SPURS or Henry Morton’s First Trial By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
46. WOLF RUN or the Boys of the Wilderness By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
47. WORK AND WIN or Noddy Newman on a Cruise By Oliver Optic
48. YOUNG DELIVERERS OF PLEASANT COVE By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
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49. YOUNG SHIPBUILDERS OF ELM ISLAND By Rev. Elijah Kellogg
50. YOUNG TRAIL HUNTERS By Samuel W. Cozzens
LEE and SHEPARD Publishers Boston
_AMERICAN BOYS’ SERIES_
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ADDED IN 1900
In 1899 we increased this immensely popular series of choice copyrighted books by representative American writers for the young to fifty titles. In 1900 we added the ten following well-known books, making an important addition to an already strong list:
51. =Field and Forest= or The Fortunes of a Farmer B... |
53. =The Soldier Boy= or Tom Somers in the Army By Oliver Optic
54. =The Starry Flag= or The Young Fisherman of Cape Ann By Oliver Optic
55. =Through by Daylight= or The Young Engineer of the Lake Shore Railroad By Oliver Optic
56. =Cruises with Captain Bob around the Kitchen Fire= By B. P. Shillaber (Mrs. Partington)
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57. =The Double-Runner Club= or The Lively Boys of Rivertown By B. P. Shillaber (Mrs. Partington)
58. =Ike Partington and His Friends= or The Humors of a Human Boy By B. P. Shillaber (Mrs. Partington)
59. =Locke Amsden the Schoolmaster= By Judge D. P. Thompson
60. =The Rangers= By Judge D. P. Thompson
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ADDED IN 1901
This year we still further increase this list, which has become standard throughout the country, by adding the ever-popular “Green Mountain Boys” and four volumes of “Oliver Optic,” “All Over the World Library,” especially timely books in view of the present interest in Asiatic matters.
61. =The Green Mou... |
63. =A Millionaire at Sixteen= or The Cruise of the “Guardian Mother” By Oliver Optic
64. =A Young Knight Errant= or Cruising in the West Indies By Oliver Optic
65. =Strange Sights Abroad= or Adventures in European Waters By Oliver Optic
LEE AND SHEPARD Publishers Boston
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Transcriber’s Note
Punctuation has been standardised.
Some words were obscured in the original publication on pages 277 and 278--these have been changed according to the earlier 1868 publication by the same publisher as follows:
Page 277 If I should go alone (alone obscured)
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Page 278 beach, which, after Hannah (beach obscured)
Otherwise, spelling has been retained as published except as follows:
Page 15 held him as in a vice _changed to_ held him as in a vise
Page 104 cutting a man’s head of _changed to_ cutting a man’s head off
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Page 147 if you heave her too _changed to_ if you heave her to
Page 242 out of your gripe _changed to_ out of your grip Page 267 Is’nt this good? _changed to_ Isn’t this good?
Page 326 20. HARDSCRABBLE OF ELM ISLAND _changed to_ 20. HARD-SCRABBLE OF ELM ISLAND
Number 32 in the list of books or the Fortunes or _changed ... |
All the way up to the free states.
Good thinkin', Huck.
Why, thank you,Jim.
- Here's some more wood,Jim.
- Right there.
Tryin' to get this fire goin'.
Come on, Duke!
Over here!
Why are you always stealing' chickens ?
I love chickens.
They're succulent.
- We're chicken thieves !
That's as low as it gets.
- Shut up and ... |
- No, I weren't.
Honest.
- Please, sir.
- If ya don't let the boy go, how's he gonna save our hides ?
Sorry, boy.
People tryin' to kill me and...
dogs tryin' to rip my face off, and it ain't even breakfast yet.
They call me the King, the King of Bilgewater, and this here's the Duke.
Pleased to meet ya.
The King and th... |
We also do some theatre.
Tragedy, you know.
Yeah, we got enough...
Shakespearean costumes here for the lot of us.
But what we do best are the three Es.
Robbery, forgery... and burglary.
Hell's bells !
I wish I knew a good trade.
Well, maybe we'll teach you one, huh?
Yeow !
Go-- You skinny little rat bag !
I'm gonna w... |
So if you two just, uh--
Listen up and shut up and do as you're told...
-and wait on us hand and foot...
- and be real nice to us, we won't say a word.
You step out of line, try and run and--
Oh, ho ho!
Easy prey.
- I'm all right!
- Ya think?
- I do.
- Shall we ?
- Let's.
Hello, there!
Happy morn to ya!
And a good morn... |
No, no, no.
They'll get the money and the property all right, but... they missed the death of their brother Peter Wilks... down at Phelps Landing.
He died.
Last night.
- Too bad.
- So sad.
Yup.
He said he ain't seen his two brothers... in more than 20 years.
Yeah ?
So, uh, why did you think we was them ?
Well, one of... |
And knowin' them, they'll duck.
How are you at playing a preacher ?
- How are you at playin' deaf and dumb ?
- Pardon ?
- Heh heh heh heh heh !
- Ha ha ha ha !
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
Attention, passengers!
jubilee leaving for Phelps Landing in 1 5 minutes!
Do I have to wear this?
Wanted to learn a trade,... |
- Yeah ?
- Let's go buy those tickets.
- All right.
- Be right back.
- Shoo!
Shoo, fly!
Shoo !
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha !
Funny, Huck.
Very funny.
What in hell's bells are you supposed to be ?
The King said I was a Swahili warrior.
Even taught me some Swahili, or what he said was Swahili.
- Sounded like a pig in heat to me.
- ... |
And we never got to see him.
Excuse me.
I must communicate with me deaf brother.
- I told you before, she's my woman!
- No, she's not!
Hey, don't I know you two ?
Yeah, I do !
You're that--
Stand aside !
Welcome to America !
My dear, sweet MaryJane.
- Uncle Harvey.
- Ho-ho-ho!
Mmm, mmm--
Enough.
Heh-heh.
Ah,you're as ... |
Yes, of course.
Er, might we, uh, pay our respects to our brother's remainders ?
Oh, oh, yes, yes.
Rather, William.
Uh, my brother says... he'd like to invite friends of the family for supper, people mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
- No, I won't forget--
- You know, we might just prosper... hangin... |
Of course I do.
We got our own pew right up front.
- Whose pew ?
- Why, ours.
Your Uncle Harvey's, of course.
What would he need a pew for ?
Isn't he preaching up in the pulpit ?
My thoughts exactly.
Now, do you suppose... there ain't but one bloody, blinkin' preacher to a bloomin' church ?
- What would they want more... |
You're a dear, sweet boy.
I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.
- Women.
- Here, now, have some pie and milk,
- because you are so sweet.
- Why, thank you ever so.
And these are the girls we're lettin' those reptiles... rob of their money.
- A right good day, MaryJane !
- Good day to you, Adolphus.
Ah, we've just been... ... |
Well, William, I guess we better go and get it.
- Well ?
- Well ?
There, behind the grindstone.
Aah !
Allow me.
Wow !
Begging your pardon !
Hmph !
If this ain't bully, nothing is.
Like I told you this morning, we're goin' all the way with this one.
All for us and none for them.
Let's count it.
I don't think it's right... |
But ya can't breathe !
And half the time, ya die from it.
And those that don't die... feel so bad, they wish that they had.
And that's just what'll happen to you if ya open your mouth.
Hey.
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
We should give the money back to the girls.
That's a dazzling idea, King.
- That'll ... |
They're Peter's brothers.
Doctor-- Dr. Robinson !
Oh !
My brother's, oh, good friend and physician.
Take your hand away from me, you impostor !
They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.
- They even knew everything about the village!
- And everybody's name !
- They even know about the damn dog next door.
- Enou... |
- Phelps Landing.
- Yeah, we're gonna keep him there... until we can take him up north for the hanging'.
I'm gonna fix their wagons but good.
I'd come all the way down the Mississippi... and hadn't gotten anywhere, and I realized right then that ya can't run away from your problems, ya gotta make a stand and face 'em.
... |
- Hey, boy!
- Take care of yourself, Mr. Finn.
Now, where have you been, you little turd pie ?
just playin' with the damn dog next door.
Just playing with the little doggies ?
I oughta--
Just stay right here today !
Understand ?
Hmm ?
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen!
What's that old fool up to now?
Me dear ... |
I reckon these sacks of gold are plenty for me.
I figure we should just knock off and light out.
We can't leave thousands of dollars worth of property lying around.
What about the damn doctor?
Forget about the doctor !
He's the only one that's suspicious.
Everyone else is on our side!
Now, look, Duke, old friend.
My br... |
Why ?
If I tell you somethin', promise not to come back here until 1 0:00 tonight.
- Now, why would I do that ?
-Just promise me, MaryJane !
All right, I-- I promise.
Say... what happened to your accent ?
Those uncles of yours ain't no uncles at all.
They ain't even English.
Dr. Robinson was right.
Them two are liars ... |
Even $400.
Sold, $400 !
Let's sell the next lot.
MaryJane was safe, the gold was safe, them reptiles would soon be in jail, and at 1 0.00 tonight,Jim and me would be on a steamboat... headin'for Cairo.
All I had to do was find that deputy, steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!
- Oh, I told you...
- Let me go !
- not to... |
And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.
And you to us, sir.
But I must say, you should have worked on your English accent a wee bit more !
For this town has few fools, and only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.
That's the worst English accent I ever heard.
- Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve.
- I'm... |
Why, thank you for the compliment, sir.
All right, enough.
We're gonna figure out who's who right here and now, and nobody's goin' nowhere until we do.
Well, they sailed into the investigation, hour in and hour out, the King tellin' one story and Harvey Wilks another.
But no one knew nothin' about England, so they coul... |
- arrow!
- Arrow?
- Yes !
There !
You all heard what he said ?
- Yeah!
Did you see any such mark ?
- Nope.
- Nope.
You fraud !
That's right, because there isn't any blue arrow.
Peter had his initials tattooed on his breast, the letters " P" and "W".
Well, come on, then!
Isn't that what you saw ?
I didn't see any tatto... |
To the cemetery !
We've got the tar !
Well ?
Dig it up !
- Hey, we found it, doc !
- They hit it !
All right, heave!
Won't be long now, Deputy Hines!
- Push it!
Push it!
- Got it ?
- Almost got it!
Push!
- Eeewwhh !
- Oh !
My good God !
There's gold in there !
Aah !
It's the Wilks' gold !
We'd best be goin', Jim !
Huc... |
- It's the boy with that runaway slave !
- Hit the trail!
- Get 'em !
Fire !
Aah!
Unh!
You all right, Huck ?
I just tripped.
I'm all right.
Keep goin' !
Unh !
Unh !
Last call for Cairo and all points north!
All aboard!
Almost there, Huck !
We made it, Huck !
Huck ?
Oh!
Oh, my little friend!
Oh.
Oh.
- Go on,Jim.
G... |
Ya can't take me,Jim.
They'll catch ya.
They'll lynch ya.
- Don't go,Jim.
- Last call for Cairo!
Last call for Cairo!
- All aboard!
- I don't care what happens to me, Huck.
I just want to get you well.
Jim...
Jim...
We had us a great adventure, didn't we,Jim ?
- We sure did, Huck.
- And I'd do it all over again.
Yeah.
... |
Aah !
Leave the boy alone!
He's innocent!
- Now, MaryJane !
- And if he was trying to help that slave, he had a good reason for it.
Now you let them both go!
Now !
Aw, let him go.
Lucky day, boy!
You're awake.
He's awake.
He's awake !
Sweetie, we were so worried about you but you're going to be all right now.
My littl... |
Did somebody do something to you ?
- 'Cause if they did, why--
- Miss Watson died.
A few weeks ago.
And, well, she was so ashamed... that she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that... she set me free in her will, Huck.
I'm a free man, Huck.
I'm a free man.
Children, come here, please.
- Mr. Jenki... |
HOW DID COMET GET IN YOUR BED?
YOU GOT ME.
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
NO DOGS IN BED.
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
* OHH *
* WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY *
* THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY, EVENING TV *
* HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE *
* SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE *
* THIS OLD WORLD... |
* DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH **
I'M NOT GONNA SNEEZE.
I'M NOT GONNA SNEEZE.
AHH...
THANK YOU, NOSE.
AH-CHOO!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
IT'S NOT A HOLIDAY, MICHELLE.
I HAVE A HORRIBLE COLD.
I'LL MAKE YOU ALL BETTER.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
MAKING YOU A CHICKEN SOUP.
ARE YOU READY TO PITCH THAT BIG ACCOUNT... |
8 YEARS OLD, AND I'M FALLING APART.
THAT'S IT.
NO SCHOOL FOR YOU TODAY, YOUNG LADY.
GET YOUR PJs ON AND UP TO BED.
BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE A FILMSTRIP
ON HOW THEY MAKE CHEESE.
YOU KNOW, THAT BED IS SOUNDING BETTER AND BETTER.
FINISH YOUR SOUP, YOUNG LADY!
HOWDY, BOYS.
OH, GOOD.
KIMMY'S GONE COUNTRY.
D.J.!
COMING!
HI,... |
I'LL TELL HIM.
WE DON'T NEED YOU, MR. T.
WE ALREADY BOOKED A BIG TV STAR.
BIGGER THAN ME?
JIMMY CHUNG SAID HE COULD GET HIS AUNT CONNIE.
CONNIE CHUNG?
YOU BOOKED CONNIE CHUNG FOR CAREER DAY?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER ON MY SHOW FOR YEARS.
TELL YOU WHAT, HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE.
D.J...
I KNOW, DAD.
MAKE KNEW F... |
IT'S TIME FOR HER NOSE DROPS.
OK, TILT BACK, STEPH.
SHE'S VERY LIMBER.
OK, FIRE ONE.
[MAKES MISSILE SOUND]
FIRE TWO.
[MAKES MISSILE SOUND]
IT'S WORKING.
HEY, I CAN BREATHE AGAIN.
[SNIFF]
SOMETHING'S REALLY STINKY.
HA HA HA!
WELL, WE KNOW IT'S NOT THE SMELL OF THE NINETIES.
THERE YOU ARE.
I MADE YOU SOME ORANGE JUICE.
I... |
I WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT I KNOW.
AND ONLY THAT.
AS THE I.Q. MAN PONDERS THAT THOUGHT...
HMM...
A DREAMLIKE MIST FILLS THE ROOM.
SUDDENLY...
THE GODDESS IN THE PAINTING COMES TO LIFE.
SHE'S DRAWN TO THE I.Q. MAN BY A MYSTERIOUS POWER.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM I CAN'T RESIST.
IS IT HIS EYES?
IS IT HIS SM... |
AHEM.
ME?
NO, I'M NOT A MODEL.
YOU'RE HOT.
NAH.
YOU'RE SEXY.
NO.
YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.
OK, YOU GOT ONE.
BUT NO, I WOULD FEEL SILLY.
HE WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS.
WONDERFUL.
EXCUSE US A SECOND, WON'T YOU?
JOSEPH.
I'M NOT DOING THIS.
I'M NOT GONNA PRANCE AROUND
LIKE SOME SMILING SLAB OF BEEF.
JESS, THIS IS THE BIGGEST BREA... |
OH, I'M JUST TAKING A SHOT,
BUT HE COULDN'T GET HIS AUNT CONNIE, HUH?
HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AUNT CONNIE.
HIS NAME'S NOT EVEN CHUNG.
WELL...
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE IN THE MARKET
FOR A MAJOR TV STAR.
OH, KIMMY, KIMMY, KIMMY.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CALL MY PEOPLE?
I'LL DO IT.
THANKS, BECKY.
BE THERE... |
OK, PEOPLE, BACK TO WORK.
COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT.
LET'S GO.
I JUST COULDN'T SEE THE I.Q. MAN IN A LIBRARY.
IN FACT, THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
THE MORE I SAW YOU IN THE SHOWER.
WHY WOULD I WEAR A SMOKING JACKET IN THE SHOWER?
EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL BE WEARING THIS.
AND ACTION!
I WANT TO KNOW
IF I CAN LIVE WITH WH... |
EXCUSE US, WON'T YOU?
JOSEPH, HOP ON.
YOU SEE?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I'M NOTHING BUT A BIG MAC IN A BATH TOWEL.
JOEY, I'M NOT A HAMBURGER.
I HAPPEN TO BE A HUMAN BEING.
JESS, BUDDY, AS LONG AS I'M THE DIRECTOR,
YOU WILL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.
THANK YOU.
OK, HOSE HIM DOWN.
HOLD IT!
WATCH... |
IF YOU MUST LOVE ME,
LOVE ME FOR MY I-- MY I--
I'M IN A BATH TOWEL.
I'M IN A BATH TOWEL HERE.
COME ON, JESSE, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
IT'S NOT WORKING, OK?
HE'S RIGHT, IT'S NOT WORKING.
THANK YOU.
THAT TOWEL'S MUCH TOO BIG.
CUT.
CUT.
NOT YOU!
NOT YOU!
JESSE...
I WON'T HURT YOU.
MALATESTA, WILL YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEAS... |
UH, SIR, YOU KNOW, IN MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD,
A SPINELESS JELLYFISH IS CONSIDERED A DELICACY.
LET'S GO.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, GLADSTONE.
YOU KNOW JUST WHEN TO KISS UP.
I AM A KISS-UP, AREN'T I?
ONE OF THE BEST.
I SOLD YOU OUT, DIDN'T I?
JOEY, YOU HOSED ME DOWN.
JOSEPH, WE'RE PARTNERS...
AND FRIENDS.
THIS MAN IS NOT A HAM... |
AW, MAN!
BUT, JUST AS EXCITING,
WE HAVE THE CO-HOSTS OF WAKE UP, SAN FRANCISCO.
LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR DANNY TANNER AND REBECCA DONALDSON!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO!
HOO...
HOO...
WHO ARE RIGHT HERE.
WAKE UP, VAN ATTA JUNIOR HIGH.
I'M DANNY TANNER.
AND I'M REBECCA DONALDSON.
AND THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT WE DO--
WE TALK T... |
CONNIE CHUNG IS NOT HERE.
I AM, AND I'M 6'4".
THANKS A LOT.
YEAH, BUT IF SHE WERE HERE, HOW TALL WOULD SHE BE?
WHO DOES CONNIE'S HAIR?
YEAH.
THAT'S IT!
LET'S FACE IT.
CONNIE CHUNG COULDN'T MAKE IT,
SO JUST GET OVER IT.
OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
FROM AN EXCITING WORLD OF ADVERTISING,
JESSE KATSOPOLIS AND JOEY GLADSTONE.
COME... |
THANK YOU.
HI.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU REALLY STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT,
THIS WHOLE CAREER THING IS OVERRATED.
I MEAN, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE.
RIGHT, JOEY?
SURE, LIKE A WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST.
RIGHT.
AND REALLY COOL SUNGLASSES.
YEAH, AND STRONG WATER PRESSURE IN THE SHOWER.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
YEAH.
THAT WOU... |
WE QUIT.
LOOK, I'M THE LAST ONE TO GIVE ADVICE.
OK, I'M THE FIRST ONE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELVES.
YOU COULD WRITE AND MARKET YOUR OWN COMMERCIALS
AND DIRECT THEM FOR YOUR OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY.
YEAH, WE JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I... |
HI, JOEY.
HOW ARE YOU, MICHELLE?
SHE MAKES ME SICK.
WHAT SHE MEANS IS I GAVE HER MY COLD.
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU GOT STEPHIE'S COLD,
BUT YOU KNOW THE GOOD NEWS?
SINCE YOU TOOK SUCH GOOD CARE OF STEPHIE,
I'M SURE STEPHIE'S GONNA TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF YOU.
RIGHT, STEPH?
NICE GUILT TRIP, JOEY.
YEAH, IT WAS, WASN'T IT?
BYE... |
THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM AGAIN.
NO.
I AM JUST GONNA HUM IT
WHILE YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
THIS IS A PERSONAL CHECK FROM DANNY TANNER.
[HUMMING LOUDER]
DANNY, STOP HUMMING!
[HUMS SOFTLY]
WHY ARE YOU GIVING US ALL THIS MONEY?
'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS.
AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR ME, I'M HAPP... |
OF COURSE THE "D" IS SILENT.
[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
COME ON.
SING, BOYS.
[HUMMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM]
HUM WITH ME.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
COOPER:
Diane, 6:18 a.m., Room 315.
Great Northern Hotel up here in Twin Peaks.
Slept pretty well.
Non-smoking room.
There's no tobacco smell.
That's a ... |
There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau, but also as a human being.
What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?
And who really pulled the trigger on JFK?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffe... |
Do you like my ring?
Very nice.
You know, sometimes I get so flushed, it's interesting.
Do your palms ever itch?
COOPER:
Morning, deputy.
Hey, Lucy.
ANDY [MUMBLES]:
Good morning, Agent Cooper.
Agent Cooper, I got jelly for you special.
The sheriff's in the conference room.
It's the door across from the...
I'll look fo... |
She was my daughter's best friend.
I couldn't bring myself to do the postmortem, so I called Joe Fielding in from Fairvale.
He did the work, I assisted.
Well, this is what he found.
Time of death estimated to be between midnight and 4 a.m.
What killed her is loss of blood.
Numerous shallow wounds, no single one serious... |
Well, yeah.
No, you didn't.
Okay, Leo, when I get home, I'll do it.
Now, Shelly.
Okay.
[GASPS]
Blood.
LEO:
Shelly?
Norma's here.
Shelly, did you hear me say Norma's here?
Yeah, I heard you, Leo.
I'm gonna come by the diner sometime today.
Be a good girl and save me a piece of pie.
Sure, Leo.
James, you were placed und... |
Why?
Was she afraid of Bobby?
I think so.
Did you know she was using cocaine?
Yes.
Did you ever use cocaine with her?
No, I tried to get her to stop.
- And she did for a while.
- Why did she start using again?
Something happened a couple of days ago.
What?
What happened?
I don't know.
I think something scared her bec... |
And who has the other half of this heart?
LAURA:
James, guess why I'm so happy today.
JAMES:
Because your skin is so soft and you smell so good?
- No.
- Why?
Because I really believe that you love me.
Now my heart belongs to you.
I don't know.
LEO:
Damn it.
Where's that shirt?
No!
Hey, Bopper.
Since when does Leo Joh... |
I went to see Leo because I had this money burning a $10,000 hole in my pocket.
What about the other half?
- It's in Laura's safe-deposit box.
- So you didn't get it back from her?
She was supposed to hand it over today.
Then she went and checked out on us.
So how are we supposed to get 1O grand for Leo?
I don't know, ... |
- Do you remember?
- No.
Really?
We feel so badly for you.
We're so sorry.
Mom, it's so strange.
I know I should be sad, and I am.
Part of me is.
But it's like...
It's like I'm having the most beautiful dream and the most terrible nightmare all at once.
Your father said you went out last night to meet a boy named James... |
[COOPER CLEARS THROAT]
TRUMAN:
Hey, Ed.
- How's that coconut?
- Well, it's kind of tender.
But my pride hurts worse.
Ed, this is Special Agent Dale Cooper.
- Pleasure.
- Any relation to James?
I'm his uncle and he works in my garage.
His mother's out of town and I look after him when she's away.
You fellas plan on hold... |
I thought maybe old Nadine caught wind of you and Norma.
Harry, if Nadine got wind of me and Norma,
I'd be playing harp for the Heavenly All-Stars.
Ain't that the truth?
I was there seeing Norma, but I was also on my stakeout.
And I can remember Mike and Bobby grabbing Donna and I got up to walk over and I got all ligh... |
No, I don't.
I was inventing a noiseless, completely silent drape runner.
And do you know how it works?
Do you know what makes it work?
The thing I thought of at 4 this morning when I was waiting for my husband to be released from intensive care?
Cotton balls.
By God, those things will be quiet now.
Did you have to pos... |
Sheriff, what are you sitting around for?
We got places to go and people to see.
Yeah, I think I better start studying medicine.
Why's that?
Because I'm beginning to feel a bit like Dr. Watson.
On top of the morning to you, Pete.
Uh, no, Josie, the expression is "top of the morning."
And it's just barely morning.
Pete,... |
- You bet.
Uh, can we offer you gentlemen a cup of joe?
Mrs. Packard, you said the magic word.
- I'd love a cup, thanks.
- Sure, I'll pour that for you.
Uh, Mr. Cooper, uh, how do you take it?
Black as midnight on a moonless night.
Pretty black.
- Um, please sit down.
- Thank you.
Mrs. Packard, I'll come straight to th... |
TRUMAN:
Hmm.
[PHONE RINGING]
- Excuse me.
COOPER:
Certainly.
So, Harry, how long you been seeing her?
How did you know?
Body language.
Jeez Louise.
Not long.
Six weeks.
Andrew died a year and a half ago.
Fellas, don't drink that coffee.
You'd never guess.
There was a fish in the percolator.
Sorry.
[TRUMAN CLEARS THRO... |
I remember there was a time when we used to take the whole afternoon.
In the sweetness of passing time, this hour will soon seem like a day.
Sing it to somebody else.
I'm no peabrain chambermaid looking for a tumble in the broom closet.
I'm sorry.
Didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities.
Oh, no.
My mistake.
... |
Take this now.
I'll send her in.
- Try not to upset her.
- Okay.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I miss her so much.
Do you miss her?
Yes, I miss her so much.
[SOBBING]
I miss her so much.
I miss her so much.
I miss her so much.
[GASPS]
Laura.
Oh, Laura, my baby.
Oh, Laura, my baby.
Oh.
Oh.
[GASPING]
[SCREAMING]
Lelan... |
Excuse me.
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES NEARBY]
[SLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
How many times have I asked you not to disturb the guests with this racket?
About 4000.
Audrey,
Julie tells me that, uh, you were in with the Norwegians just before they all suddenly decided, en masse, to return to the old country withou... |
Candidly, a sign of strength.
In other words, Robert,
I respect your rebellious nature.
However, being your father,
I am obligated to contain that fire of contrariness within the bounds established by society as well as those within our own family structure.
Robert, I note your reluctance to enter into a dialogue with ... |
Husband's a trucker, Leo.
Minor rap sheet.
Log Lady?
TRUMAN:
Right.
- Hi.
Can I ask her about her log?
Many have.
Evening, Harry.
Norma, like to have you meet Special Agent Dale Cooper.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Norma Jennings.
Miss Jennings, is it true that Laura used to help you with the Meals on Wheels progr... |
I thought so.
[DOOR OPENS]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
SHELLY:
Thanks, Norma.
See you tomorrow.
Hi, Leo.
Brought you some pie.
Where's my shirt?
What shirt?
My favorite blue shirt.
It's the second one you lost this year.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson now, Shelly, about taking care of my property.
That means making sure things ar... |
Would you like something to drink?
We have some soft drinks and some fruit punch, some sparkling cider.
Uh, fruit punch.
That'd be good, thank you.
- I'll get it.
- Okay.
Uh, why don't you fellas sit down at the table and I'll go check on the roast.
- Here's your fruit punch.
- Thanks, Donna.
I don't believe I know you... |
Hey, what's up, doc?
It's Laura Palmer in case you haven't guessed.
I'm making you another one of these tapes, which, as you already know,
I've mailed to you in one of the envelopes you gave me.
It's Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.
Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood.
[WHIMPERING] God, James is sweet, but he's so... |
What is with you guys?
I've got a sandwich in there, I want all those bags open.
We're looking till we find it...
Hey, Audrey, Uncle Jerry's back.
- Sylvia...
- Benjamin!
OK, OK...
Gone!
Goodbye!
Brother Ben, this is the best damn sandwich I ever ate.
It's a baguette with brie and butter.
I had four of these every da... |
- Deal's off.
We had those Vikings by the horns!
What happened?
We're not a hundred percent sure, they took their translator with them.
Did you say Leland's daughter was murdered?
Yes.
I'm depressed.
I can fix that.
There's a new girl at One-Eyed Jacks, freshly scented from the perfume counter.
And you, brother Jer, ha... |
Good evening, Mr Horne.
Ben, we're not gonna go in the casino first?
Jer, I didn't come here to lose my shirt, I just came to take it off.
- Kim, the Horne brothers are here.
- I'll tell Blackie.
I'd like to order two drinks.
One double scotch on the rocks.
And my brother would like a double scotch on the rocks.
That's... |
Because I think it would have turned out this way anyway.
You do?
Yes.
I remember a time in school, in the hall.
We were suddenly alone, and we looked at each other.
I almost told you I loved you then.
It's true.
It is true, isn't it?
Oh, James.
I guess because of Laura I couldn't say anything.
- I couldn't even let ... |
Supposed to leave it in this stupid football.
Is it in there?
Not all of it.
Cash on delivery, Bobby.
He's got a gun.
- Hey, Leo.
- Hey.
Who's that?
- Is someone with you?
- Never mind.
Toss it over here, quarterback.
It's empty.
Weren't you supposed to leave something for me?
This barely covers what we paid for.
Where... |
Laura was a wild girl.
Tell me about it.
Maybe.
Someday.
Take your hand out of your pocket, Mike.
- What is your problem, Leo?
- Problem?
You want to know about problems?
OK.
You're on the road, driving back and forth, gone for days.
- You get back, and guess what?
- What?
You find out your old lady's been giving it a... |
- OK, just...
- Run.
- Take it easy.
Run!
Run!
Damn it, I'm done, Bobby.
Let's get the hell out of here.
- Ed!
- Sorry, I didn't see it.
Youstepped on my drape runner!
- It was in the middle of the floor.
- Think that's an accident?
I laid those out there myself.
I was up all night working on that invention.
- I'm re... |
- Where's your car?
Parked in the woods.
Open Sesame!
Somebody might see me out here, and that'd be worse.
Bobby, you cannot come by here like this.
We can't meet, for a while.
What the hell happened to you?
Leo Johnson happened to me.
That bastard.
Come here.
Bobby!
If he finds out about us, he's gonna kill you.
He... |
And hot!
Would everyone please take a seat?
By way of explaining what we're about to do,
I am first gonna tell you a little bit about the country called...
Tibet.
An extremely spiritual country, the leader of Tibet is known as the Dalai Lama.
In 1950, communist China invaded Tibet.
While leaving the Dalai Lama in charg... |
Josie Packard.
So there's no check next to either of these names?
That's correct.
Please continue.
Dr Lawrence Jacoby...
Laura's psychiatrist.
Dr Lawrence Jacoby.
You did it!
You hit it!
Lucy, make a note that the bottle was struck, but did not break.
Very important.
Andy, put that bottle back exactly where it was!
J... |
Jack with One Eye...
Maybe it's the letter 'i', but there's no 'i' in Jack.
I think it means he only had one eye.
Sounds like Nadine, Big Ed Hurley's wife.
No, there's a casino up north called One-Eyed Jacks, across the border in Canada.
We're gonna have to check that place out.
I'm going to erase this, because it's a ... |
What do you mean?
I didn't think you liked her.
There were things about Laura I didn't like, but she did take care of my brother Johnny.
I loved her for that.
Do you like coffee?
Yeah, with cream and sugar.
Agent Cooper loves coffee.
Audrey!
But Agent Cooper likes his coffee black.
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
Di... |
Are Albert and his team here, Lucy?
- Yes, he is...they are.
- We're on our way.
- Agent Cooper will be right with you.
- I can hear perfectly well, Curly.
Albert and his team are cream of the crop.
Albert's a forensics genius.
I wouldn't expect anything less.
But I got to warn you, Albert's lacking in some of the soc... |
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