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Now, because of her, we must keep on fighting and killing... I have to see this through. ...our opponents... - I have to play-act - instead of quietly exercising power... - and not go lie on a beach. - inaugurating dams... and stabilizing the currency. We don't trust each other. There's too much at stake. It's really a pity. But if we keep watching each other, we'll never get anywhere. Remember who killed Typhus. You may be right. We should trust each other. That's what I just said. I'll be frank, Paula. Even if you swore on Lenin's complete works that the sun was out, I wouldn't believe it without first confirming it myself. No, I can't trust you. It's totally impossible. - There is a way. - What way? I'll give you a weapon that will automatically turn on me if I betray you. I don't see what you mean. I write a letter saying I killed Edgar Typhus. I sign it... and I give it to you. Sure, that could work. Not a bad idea. That way I could trust you. But you too. What me too?
You write a letter too. Saying what? That I killed Typhus? You stupid or what? No, that you killed Richard P... Why and how could I remain alive, when sooner or later I'd end up like the 17 witnesses to Kennedy's death, who were also murdered, according to the October 10 issue of Le Monde. "I killed Richard P..." "I killed Edgar Typhus." "He tried to extort money from me." "He came to see me in my room." "And his death was an accident." "We had an argument." "Dr. Ludwig was aware of everything." I knocked him out with an ashtray. He helped hush up the affair thanks to his many political connections." "September 17, 1968." "Paul Widmark, September 17, 1968." "Paula Nelson." Will that do? Hands in the air! - What is this? - Don't move. Now I know you figured it out. Otherwise you wouldn't have had the idea for the letter. I didn't figure out anything. There's no secret, no mystery. You're lying. I have no reason to lie anymore. Not now.
Since you know you're going to die. Thanks, David. "Far from time and space... Man has gone astray... slender as a hair... vast as the dawn... his ears foaming... his two eyes rolling... and his hands outstretched... to feel his way... which is nonexistent." Thanks, ma'am. Now I can finish my novel. Prepare to die. No one must know the truth. If you finish your novel, everyone will know, since poetry is truth. Why do you always speak in metaphors? If I speak of time... it's not yet come to pass. If I speak of place... it's vanished into space. If I speak of time... it's gone without a trace. If I speak of a man... he's soon to breathe his last. Oh, Paula... you robbed me of my youth. Oh, David sadness. Where am I? Is this me talking? Can I say I am this language I speak, and where my thoughts slip? Can I say I am these murders that I've committed with my hands and that elude me like a task not only when I'm done, but even before I begin it? Can I say I am this life I feel inside me? It envelops me in wonderful times - Night... as long as day in this endless equinox. It falls. I go on. I'll set off before dawn. ...of birth... of death... of the life of things around me, the life of my own body, this body that Richard kissed. This knowledge is by nature incomplete and misleading, as it only comes through changes in my body and thoughts. The tragedy of my conscience... lies in, once having lost the world, trying to find myself... and getting lost in that very motion.
Hey, Philippe! - What are you doing here? - And you? I just did a report on Châteauroux. How about you? - I've just come off a murky case. - Really? - I killed two people. - I don't believe it. - Give me a lift? - Sure. LEFT, YEAR ZERO You shouldn't be scared. Fascism won't come to pass. On the contrary. Fascism must pass, and pass it will... like sailboats, miniskirts and rock 'n' roll. We have years of struggle ahead... and often within ourselves. That's why I'm scared: scared of being weary in advance, scared of giving up the struggle. Got a cigarette? Check the glove box. Want one? About Richard... I think it had to do with revenge. But this whole business of yours is not very clear. The Ben Barka affair was clear? That's ancient history now. Okay, but I have principles. You still work for Radar? Good.
You can do an article, maybe even a book, like the one you wanted to do on Oswald. Sure. Then don't say you have principles. There's no changing her! What? Remember Elisabeth in Les enfants terribles? Left and Right are the same. There's no changing them! The Right... because it's so cruel it's brainless. The Left because it's sentimental. Besides... Left and Right are completely obsolete notions. We shouldn't phrase things in those terms. How then? Made In America This film is presented to Nick and Samuel, masters of film and sound. New train with sleeping berth... Paris to Mont-Blanc. Paris to Nice. byHoraceMcCoy "Such as happiness". If he is seeking it. "I'm seeking, too". "Or honor". "That's for him". "If he doesn't want it". "I don't want either". "I'm satisfied with it" "I'm satisfied with it"
"That silent man" "Is the same as me". "His desire is also mine". Your whisky, sir Just put it here. Do you need a towel? Excuse me. What's population of Atlantic City? Maybe 63000, at least 62500. Traffic control is strict at weekends. So is Paris. The Communist Party was at this street last year. They lost in local election? Yes. They always oppose people to bathe. Thanks. You're so beautiful, Miss Nelson. Who are you? May I coming in? Why? I want to have a talk with you. Talk about what? Corridor is not the right place. Any thing you want to say? Is this the habit you got in the Maroc War? War? The war is over for a long time. Yes, it's over. It's over? Trafalgar,Sedan.
Le Chemin des Dames,Mers El Kebir,Leningrad. Okinawa, Berlin, Hanoi. Only the battlefield changed. As to evidence... How can any evidence found there? Right, what are you doing here? Stupid, Boring guy. So, what do you want to talk to me? How did Richard die? Was that really a heart paralysis? How could I know? I know it from the newspaper just now. And I'm immediately here. Immediately? You have been to the site, haven't you? Me? Mr. Typhus Hurry up with your words. I rushed here this morning, and my shoes are in a mess. My train arrived here at 8:13. And I walked here from the station. I saw you enter the hotel So I decided to live next to you. All I want is just a talk with you. And we work together like before. It was him who worked with you, not me. Yes, the "work" you just said Is for what? We have the same goal.
I don't understand what you are talking about. Come on,Paula You must have seen a few clues from me. Maybe you are right. I got the telegram 3 days ago, and I managed to get here yesterday. I feel the distance between us is getting longer. I don't know whether I still love him. But I still feel I should come here. I got to his home But hear only that he had been taken to the hospital of the fifth area. Yes, newspapers said he had been buried for a long time. That's why I got nothing at the hospital. Tell me something that I don't know. That's a secret. Secret? Don't pretend you don't know the fact. So what can a woman like me do? There's a serious rebellion in Paris. The Information Bureau, the Department of Interior The government is shaking. Does the situation really so serious? Yes, extremely serious. We work together and halve the money. How is it? OK, let's do it. Which shoes fit my close? White or Blue? The blue pair. Now, nihility exceeds reality. Now, we are in the world of bloods and mysteries.
Just like those Walt Disney films by Humphrey Bogart, And they're political films. Doctor Corvo is the coroner. Is that uncle Edgar? How's he going? Are you his nephew? Come on, I'm not invisible. Is he dead? No. Have a talk? What are you going to say to the police? Relax, I'll say nothing. You are...? David Goodis. And who's this girl? My girlfriend Doris Mizoguchi. She's now living in Paris, and is entertained by her uncle. How long have she lived in Paris? Exactly? Yes, exactly. So, how long have she stayed here? Exactly? Yes, exactly. Exactly, It's 127 years. Interesting answer. You don't see her often? She lived too far away, how can I see her everyday? Only the lunch and dinner time, as well as when drinking the afternoon tea
And also the time between afternoon tea and dinner, or after the dinner. We meet at cinema or theater. As you know she lives in Levallois but I live in Paris. Fortunately it's Paris not France. The visa makes her no trouble when coming to see me. Can't you go to see her? Yes, I can, but only times except dinner and afternoon tea. You jerk. How can a jerk speak French? What are you doing at the street? "I'm stuck in the mirror". "It's so real, like an angle." "It's different from the so-called mirror image." What's that? An unaccomplished novel. The title is "Unfinished Story" "This actress" "Is a girl with deep pupil, just like bouquet." "That Japanese girl suddenly has a similar expression as I do." "Maybe she is just tired of conversations as I do." "But what the girl says is just normal words." "It's nothing but silent around." "I don't know what the day is." "I can only tell other people the feelings of this endless pain" "Who will believe us?" "Who will believe the world?" "I love the girl who has gone." "And I'm just a paint brush, which colors the time." "She keeps speaking." "And I keep listening."
"That makes me feel like dreaming." "The girl is like a gate to an unknown world." "The girl often wins victories that can never be exceeded." "Do you still remember the song she chanted?" I can't find a rhyme for my writing. If Lewis Carroll brings you to Alice's Wonderland You may be able to find it. I just can't. Would you help me? OK. And I need your help, too. Remember to keep silent to the police. What does he do? He is an assistant. When police ask you, just say "I disappeared". 44th in Jean Jaures Street. The dead man is this Richard. Oh, God. What a sarcastic tragedy! I'll undertake my last task. That is because I dyed my hair. Dr. Corvo didn't see me trough. Don't be so discouraging. Cheer up! Is that interesting? That's interesting. Hey, uncle. Yes, sir. Sir, next time please call me bartender Paul. I'm not that old.
May I ask for another one? Right away. Remember, I'm bartender Paul. Not uncle. Then how old are you? I'm 22. Add a pair of twos on that. Add 2 and 2 are 26. She is wrong, bartender Paul. Add 22. It's 44. You are good at mental calculation, and her French is excellent. But she has made a funny mistake. You are just 19. That's incredible. The years between 22 and 35 are my favorite time. I don't want to be 19. Unfortunately there's no war. If there was, It's between 14 and 70 years old. You must want to be a 40 years old man. Since you are so good at calculation, I got something to ask you. That's OK. Count how many things are there in the bar. In the bar? The bar I mean is The rooms where All the guests Are together and enjoying their drinks. That's to say, the rooms where I, bartender Paul, Fill wines for guests.
A bar is a bar like, And woman is a woman like. Don't get it too complex. Is that too difficult for you? Come on; count how many things are there. A drinking glass And many bottles, and a bundle of rose And some windows on my right A door in front of me, and another behind you You see, even at the same time Things are in different places. Go on counting. A bartender Where is he? Isn't he in face of me? Is he? I don't see him. Go on counting. An ashtray A serving tray A coffee pot with three mouths 1 cigarette, 1checked jacket. Walls surround the bar. A bed and a worker, and... Don't know how to get rid of this kind of boring Paula You are talky. You should not be born at this time. What are you angering at? Bartender Paul You make your life by talk? That's a necessary skill.
Oh, that's reasonable. Although I actually don't like, I want to try to write poetry. Why don't you like it? I think poetry is a pile of nonsense. That's the definition in the dictionary. The dictionary do has this. Poetry is a pile of words Which makes a perfect meaning. I'm sorry that's wrong, absolutely. What's wrong with her definition? Poetry makes meaning, but not perfect one. Just boring paronomasia. You'd better not try to write poetry. Let's drink. Do you want a try, bartender Paul? The glass is not in the wine. The bartender is in the pocket of the pencil. The counter kicks her feet. The bed extinguishes a cigarette. The desk stands on the top of the glass. The ceiling is hung on the light. The window stares her in the eyes. She opens her eyes and sees the door sitting in the stool. There are 3 bars in the telephone. In the coffee bar there are workers all over. The vermouth is surrounded by walls. The dictionary opens three windows in it. One is American window,and other two are French. The door jumps out of the window. The bartender pours the wine into the cigarette,
And fires the pot mouth. I am you. But he is not us. They are you. I am the same as you. He is the same as them. They are different with us. You just answer you don't know. Say something. "What is the highest speed of love?" "The answer is 68 kilometers per hour." "One kilometer added. It becomes 69." That's OK. Show of the original edition In the coming election on Sunday, Armed forces will be dispatched to protect those 535 candidates. Say something. Just leave me alone. It is the evening of the day. I sit and watch the children play. Smiling faces I can see But not for me. I sit and watch as tears go by. My riches .. can't buy anything. I want to hear the children sing. All I hear is the sound of rain falling on the ground. I sit and watch as tears go by. It is the evening of the day.
I sit and watch the children play. Doing things I used to do. They think are new... I sit and watch as tears go by. That is the house. Whatever you do You can't avoid your responsibilities for others. Silent Sometimes has the same power as speaking. Separation also hurts us as approach. Careless and nosiness will both Dissolve love. Anxiety of one side will only cause the impatience Of the other side. Are our lives just a pack of nothing? All of them? Or everywhere of them? Compared with how to draft our lives, We need to think what we have lost. There is an absolute standard called ethic In the center of my own existence. Absolute could only appear at this moment. The past, the future, Neither of them could restrict me. Compared with others, Richard and I have chosen a stronger way of life. Miss Daisy Canion please go to the 4th solarium Miss Daisy Canion please go to the 4th solarium Miss Ruby Gentry please go to the 7th Oxygenation Room Miss Ruby Gentry please go to the 7th Oxygenation Room
Dr. Ludwig, Dr. Edward Ludwig Hello doctor. Hello, who are you? Paula Nelson You may go to other doctors if you need a special cure. No, I just want to ask you some questions. Are you a journalist? Who tell you that? You come from Paris? Yes. I want ask you that Does Richard Po... really die of heart paralysis? Are you and him are sister and brother? No. We are lovers; we are engaged two year ago. Two years ago... Is that the time of Marseilles Event? Answer my question first, please. In my opinion, there's nothing in this medical certificate That makes me doubt. Those Jews killed in the concentration camp Are all died of heart paralysis, as they said. Did you work with him before going to Atlantic City? Excuse me. Widmark is a frequent visitor. Be kind. Why did you be a coroner? That's because we have the fellowship of playing tennis three times together a week. I was the president of the club that time. Seeing him so boring I asked him to play together with me.
He is so lonely. A lonely man wouldn't die. Don't you feel that between loneliness and illness There is some kind of relationship? Don't treat me half-hearted any more. I just want to know the truth. Do you hate my words? I have no idea. You should learn something from Charles Dickens. Melville Hammott? You have been the secretary of the mayor, haven't you? That mayor was assassinated in the exploding of the gas station Because he was a Commie. The Communist Party was revolutionary 40 years before. It is different now;. Did you ever see His family? I'm his fianc �¦e. I can handle the revenge. Do you have any grievance? Yes. OK. No more nonsense. Excuse me. I am about to begin. I'm going to fight a duel with those people Who intend to conceal this event. But before that I still have something to prepare. To take things which belong to Richard back,
I went a place which I known from others In a sunny afternoon, Which is a perfect time for color photography. A stranger said to me "Go to the garage and check" But his northern accent was Nearly the same with the typist who had work with him. Where am I? I feel like passing through countless countries which is bathing in blood. A war is war like. No matter what it is called, It is still a war. However, does life Could be called a war? Does only fewer killing than a war Makes the rule of life? Where is here? What's the matter,sister? I'm talking about you! Was he in the hospital of the army that time? Who gave you this address? Someone of the district. and then I remembered that he liked the cars Moreover I saw his Alfa-Romeo I have asked the idiot Donald to burn here. Is this an advertisement for the election? Maybe it is. Did you kill him? Why? I found the body at the doctor's place. Dr. Corvo?
I know nothing at all. You may cheat the film audiences, but not me. Why you want to revenge Richard? You may be surprise if I tell. It's my ideal. Is it? He once wrote an editorial Which is called "Fascist is the result of ethic becoming dolls". What did you do to him? What you need to ask is what he did to me. Someone has warned me that you will come. You need not to get back so fast. Who attacked me? This should be my question. And the answer should be from your. I killed him, because I had the evidence that he assassinated the mayor. He had committed murder for two times. As to the criminal law, Marseilles or Chicago has done a better job than here. you know it is me who am in charge of this organization. I'm in charge of the 5th area. No. You kill me will not make any sense. You need think it over The problem is whether you know that thing exists or not. I don't know. Tell her we know what you are looking for. She knows that Richard has die. and I answer him that all that to me is Chinese.
It's cold! It's so cold! Still cold! I feel like I'm in Antarctica. Antarctica. Here is Antarctica. It's far away. No warm at all. Warm. I Passed the Equator, And the Sahara. It's getting hotter. I have the last breath. It's close. Have a listen to his voice. Chapter 3 Eternal revolution, that's political. If the variety of economic groups and their diligence Could exceed the chanciness of the economy, there is efficiency. Chapter 7 Robespierre and St. Just in the guiding principle Have already foreseen. In the guiding principles the reality Which Robespierre and St. Just foresaw and visualized Is very surprising. The year after next it will be realized. I'm one of the people who have carried on this thought. Chapter 12 The development of destiny of government is terminated temporarily. The independences of colonial, the battle aiming for the victory of civil war and the position of republican president
Exploit new domain for the activity of every cell. My point of view has changed. Why did I meet the doctor? Why did I get to the hospital of the army? There are on dangers. Although today's kills are also simple, I tell her, Here, At the tie with black suit. Many of friends at Paris May have regained the power. I know that. The public opinion never get their Precise conclusion by Analyzing opinions from every side. Certainly it does not. It is based on that information Leaked out of the secret official stack. This is a typical technique, Repeatedly. The public opinion never get their Precise conclusion by Analyzing opinions from every side. It is based on that information Leaked out of the secret official stack. It is a typical technique of the police country. After meeting those two people I perfectly realized the meaning of the existence of those secret police. You are really good student from science university. They shout that people in country programming office are untrustworthy.
Though they have no secrets. This maybe a lie. It's not you or me killed Typhus. But there must be ones for the same purpose. Let's help eachother. Average the profits. What's up? Does chanticleers turn into cuckoos? Do you go in for me? Because the cuckoos do. Kroutchov's speech in the Youths league meeting. It's you killed him. But why this is unreasonable. So coincident? You will understand soon. What about you? You gossip! Whatis wrong? What? Very good. Things you know. Can you tell something you presume? It's better not to say it. You are the suspect of the murder. Only I have the proof of not being there that time. He is very handsome. His partner killed my underling in Dakar. they worked for Bony and Lafont We work for Colonel Passy in London. called.
"I thought I saw a Pussy Cat." Stop! I will take her away. Go quickly. I know. I hate the police. I can not describe this feeling in any words. That girl. She killed my uncle. He is a fool. Wait outside. That girl. I hate the police. I can not describe this feeling in any words. You have traded with Typhus, right? No, it's a mistake. Is it? Then I think. That is friendship without trade. in other words, you will meet in any way, right? So it is. What do you want? . This Mr Typhus is not the old Liutenant Jo Attila. I have nothing to tell you. Always like this. Police in Paris thinked local people of fools. Do you want to say anything? Richard"'s friend? I have nothing to tell you.
25 Bon Hocht Road He has been working there for three months since Jan 25th. What about others? Waiting for the bus. Secret. Richard hated dying of gradual doating. He was suicided. He was hurt in the head three metres behind. This is usual things. I am looking for the real name. Marie Dufour Give the the phone. Why? Say "calm" to me. I thinked suicide. Why? This is your experience after his death. Because of their torture? With a razor blade In order to receive some solutions from Richard. He tortured him. With a razor blade In order to receive some solutions from Richard. He tortured him cruelly. Terrible, isn't it? Yes. Freedom. Excuse me. I am Richard's sister. He used to working here in Feb and Mar.
Is there any letter for me? I know nothing. What's the matter? Richard's name. Was heard from the manager department just the moment. We are all afraid. The salary's raising is to stop our argumentum. Richard is really a good person. Only he is. Once he came to my home, I asked him to help me casting accounts. In the villa in suburb. Where is it? Round the war-airdrome. Exactly on Preminger Road. So it is. Do you understand anything? Maybe. What's the matter? Probably you still want to drive me away. Officer Aldrich is really a person full of finesse. Little does one think, He took the first. He is a boastful person. It's so annoying. Don't laugh. Do you want to tell him my words? I pretend not heard. The principal of the fifth district is me, not him. Of course. What did you say? Who?
David Goodis. Aldrich asked again, but he still told nothing. He said that all is a misunderstanding. "Perhaps not that girl." "I haven't seen her before." What did you say to him? Nothing. I considered. The one killed Typhus and the one beat you. Are the same obviously. He is so silly. That peoson has found nothing now. Doctor Ludwig? Likely. I don't understand. I don't understand. The doctor didn't know the inside? You are also the important hostage. Do you think so? Richard is just a dreamer. Dreamer of communism? Like that Picasso was expeled when he died. That was just a play. A big sleight of hand. Which confused you and others. Because Widmark is the killer. lend me the "Kreisler". I was taken to the hotel. And was threatened of killing if I would escape. I didn't tell the location of the villa.
"Double-deck house." "To us." "Garden D4 Armide." "Tower A." "You." There are no changes. The police still doubted me. I was immured by Widmark. Give him another call. Try to tell him that the murder's name I considered. Is the same as his. Chapter 19 Comrades, the age changes. But there are full of lies everywhere. Social authorities. Those who afraid of turbulence. Always use patriotism as the quillet. The government only talks about the patriotism. Uses the nucleus threat to instigate people. Devolves our line of sight form the practical social problems. Chapter 47. The right-wing soldier Dumouriez likes dyslogistic foppishness. As the cry up of the people's courage. Give the simple sensation. Politics. Money. What happens when invovled in such things? Richard Chapter 48. Bounteous serching. Release Frech politics from the huge power.
While aiming this. Why connive some people's crimes? Faced such question. Comrades, I can answer that. The power begins to split. that would be Armagnac and the Burgundian barons. And Danton? And Dumouriez? The politics begins to swing. this because of the great elder's command. Does the politics begin to swing? Poeple are forced to buy expensive food. Because of the taller elder's command. The high price is consured and his position was unstable. Fluctuates when the comrades confuse. Chapter 89 The essential cause of mistake. Is the uncut relationship between the self-called left-wing colleagues and the opponent. So they begin to accept the "Communism". Ask the comrades. If there is no anti-American tendency, there is no difference. Those who resists like Lecanuet. What is the so-called advancement? Can it be considered as the overthrow of the government? Though the result is clear. Though the new republic union. Possesses the majority of the seat in a legislature, the Communist still exists. If the ministerial party and the anti-communism right-wings. Lasso The so-called advanced communists to possess the majority of the seat in a legislature.
The trust of the democratic government will decline rapidly. Our way will be pluged up. As the replacement of this project. For the final success of the Frech Communist Party. We still need hard working. This is the best responses to the anti-communists. They don't want to see the left-wing's triumph. Probably. Really. In order to repay the boss who doesn't attach importance to him. Donald came and brought victim Richard's photo. It was really a political movie. Just like Walt Disney's movie with red-handed scenes. He eventually told the truth. It was he killed Typhus and his nephew. After disordered the room. There wew many horrific things during this seraching-treasure time. He believes neither the secret amanuensis nor the polt. He only believes money. He confessed the villa. He said that if I would give him two millions, he would take me there. He wanted to go to South-American. To achieve his dream. He organized foreign force in local area. And said that to kill all the Jews and Black people. Chinese and Indians. which better? The presupposed death or the sudden death? Sudden death. My God.
My God. This is the best responses to the anti-communists. making claer the cause of his death. Drives me to live all along. "The memory is waking up." "The Brown crimp." Can you continue? OK. "He no longer believes." Then? Stop! Run away! "The wonderful destiny." Let's meet in the villa an hour later. We can go into the street safely now. Really? The things about Typhus are over. Because in Paris. There is a command of stopping searching. Aren't you surprised? I feel indifferent. Such a arid woman. Do you mean me? I heard from Widmark. The one who killed Typhus. Was a private eye called Marc Dickson. For the moment I believed him. It's the sequela of the Maroc War. Have they caught Marc Dickson? He is now wanted but we have little thread. Why?
Because he died in the big fire in Maroc. Then why he is wanted now? We know it because the absebce of the adjudgement. Only two persons. One is me, who affiliated with his sister. The other is. Widmark? No. It's a woman dressed floridly. Exact the same colour as that of you wear. Orange? Yellow? Isn't the whole thing over? Though. Any doubtful point? Though not suspect, there are some doubtful points. You let him enter you room, right? No, the one entered my room. Was a thief. Did you live in the same hotel in coincidence? No. I don't understand. Didn't you have a appointment? No, I had never thought of meeting him. I knew that Richard was killed from the newspaper. Then I came. I believe that he is the same. who do you vote 2 years ago? It dosen't matter. Just a survey.
And published on The Express in 1966. What did it publish? Interesting things. Editorials by Richard. Yes, he didn't resign that time. I resigned when the country intervened. why? Because I think advertisement is just a form of fascism. When Goodis overthrew the confession, I understood. I am not a fool. You indulged in the politics. There are only revenge and jealousy. The friendship will only be dishallowed. I will go back to Paris. You should act well. It's all for you. We are living in a stale world. The world where nothing happens. But other where is completely opposite. "Tomorrow kiss bye." If you keep silence. It will trouble others. I don'r believe. Call Ludwig. It's the last time. What's your name? Robert Mac Namara. Do you hate killing? It's my job. I have no method.
What about you? Richard Nixon, I have the same opinion. Go to the boss's house. Where is it? I know. Let's go. "Freedom." The colour of the dress are always yellow and red. The sound changes. Tortured that woman. Then knew the villa's location. I answered. It's not the first time to do such despicable thing. Agadir, the subway in Charonne Mohdi Bon Barka. I payed that fat woman a hundred thousand franc. To make her silence about the fire. It doesn't change. Bleeding, horror and politics. Also money. It's really unfortunate to be involved in such things. Richard As the replacement of this project. For the final success of the Frech Communist Party. We still need hard working. The one who was killed in the fire in Paul Lacroix. Was Richard. The ministerial party brings to bear crimes to the communists that time. So it's easy to understand. He was killed becaude he was too active.
He wanted to eacape. I didn't let him go. I was to go back to Paris and do not pay attention to Donald. But. Now that I came here, I will do something completely. Kept acting, kept lying. On the seaside of Italy. It was impossible to enjoy the sunshine. We didn't trust each other any more. We only felt chill about this dangerous gambling. We kept away each other. Time reveals a person's heart. It was Donald killed Typhus. It's not sure. Trust each other? I will too. Candidly. Like "gambling ÁÐÄþÈ"1⁄4 �" and so on. If "it's fine outside" I even don't believe myself. The rather that to trust you. Completely unreasonable. I think of a way. How? I mutiny, and then. Say some adverse witness. I still don't understand. Write a letter. Write "I killed Typhus" in it. Then sign it.
Then give it to you. It's not good. We can do it under advisement. I trust you. But you also need write. What should I write? A letter. Should I still write "I killed Typhus" in it? Silly thinking. No, you write "I killed Richard" in it. The question is whether I can survive. I will arrange it. in 10th, Oct. Talks about the Kennedy's murder. 17 witness disappeared successively. "I killed Richard." "I killed Typhus." "All is for money." "He came to my room." "His death was an accident." "We argued." "Ludwig did all of it." "I beat his head with ashtray." Because doctor Ludwig had strong influence to the politics. Things calmed down soon. "17th, Sep, 1966" "PaulWidmark, 17th, Sep." "Paula Nelson" How? Not bad.
Show your hands! What? Don't move. Finally the proof was found. Therefore you let e write this letter,don't you? No proof. Nothing is immerged. You are lying. I need not lie. Now. Do you prepare to die? Thanks, David "Far from time and space." "People are confused." "Thin like hair." "Fecundity like dawn." "I listen carefully." "Open my eye." "Stretch my hands out." "To search the future way." "But no results." I finally finished my novel because of you. No thanks. David, prepare to die too. Don't disguise the truth any more. Through your novel we all know the truth. The poems and the truth are relative. Why do you always say metaphor? Saying about "time" not because of the visit of time. Saying about "space" because of the disappearance the space.
Saying about "time" because of the lapse of the time. Saying about "person". Because that person will die. Paula,you deprived my youth. David. Such a miserable endding. Where is it? Am I talking? I am talking. really. Now the thoughts become deep. Did I kill others with this pair of hands? Suddenly I forget my crimes. Before the next crime. Am I feeling the secret of my inside? Life, wraps me in this inundatory time. Night. has no endding as the daylight. The noght is deep. I continue moving. Towards the road of the dawn. Birth. Death. Life of the Things with me. Life of me who cherishs Richard's body. My knowledge is certain. And originally is a kind of uncomplete disguise. Only a kind of thing changes my spirit and body. My consciousness. Picked me up from the world disappeared. The tragedy of haste.
Phillippe... What's up? Who are you? I am the collector from the broadcasting station,at Chateauroux. And you? I escaped from the "oÚ°�ÊÂ1⁄4þ". And killed two persons just now. My name is Paula. What do you want? Take me. Ok. "0 year ,left wing." Don't worry. Fascist age doesn't come. It certainly will come. If it spreads everywhere, it's better. Just like barge, mini skirt and rock-and-roll. But, the fighting will continue everytime. I mean fightinf in the heart. Horrible, isn't it? If you are tired before the fighting. Maybe you will be killed. Any cigarette? In that box. Take one? Things about Richard. Finally take the revenge. But your words are quite impenetrable. And the case of Ben Barka,is it over? It already passed.
Though it passed I have my principals. Are you still working for the book concern? Will you write a book about these things? Perhaps a book as that which you did want to do on Oswald? Good idea. Then don't refer the principals any more. You are just like before. "The horrible child Elisabeth. The left and the right are the same. People do not change. The right wing, though. Silly and depraved. But the left wing is too moonstruck. And. Compared with the right. The left is full of things completely out of date. I don't want it. Then what should we do in the future? ( gunshots ) MAX, WHAT'S HAPPENING? ANSWER ME! LISTEN, 99, THIS MAY BE A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC, BUT IF I CAN HOLD OUT UNTIL MORNING - AT LEAST I CAN SEE WHO'S SHOOTING AT-- - ( gunshot ) MAX, DO YOU NEED HELP? NO NO, I WOULDN'T COME UP HERE, 99. - ( gunshot ) - IT'S A ROTTEN NIGHT. HOLD ON, MAX, I'M COMING RIGHT UP.
MY DOOR'S LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE. I CAN'T OPEN IT. ( screams ) MAX! WHERE ARE YOU? ! IN THE WATER! HANG ON, MAX! ( air hissing ) Max: 99, HURRY! HANG ON, MAX! Max: 99, HURRY! I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER! HERE IT COMES, MAX! THAT'S IT, MAX. HANG ON, YOU'RE ALMOST HERE. COME ON, MAX, A LITTLE FURTHER. - OH. - ( panting ) - FAST WORK, 99. - MAX, CAN YOU GET THROUGH THE PORTHOLE? I DON'T THINK SO. CAN YOU HANG ON UNTIL I GET SOME HELP? - YES, BUT HURRY UP, 99. - RIGHT, MAX. MAX, WOULD YOU LIKE AN UMBRELLA? NO, 99, FORGET THE UMBRELLA. HURRY UP, GET HELP.
I CAN'T HANG ON MUCH LONGER. RIGHT, MAX. BUT MAX, THE DOOR'S LOCKED. SHOOT IT OFF! RIGHT. OH, MAX. ( theme music playing ) ( foghorn blaring ) 99, I'M POSITIVE THAT THIS IS THE SECTION OF THE RAIL THAT GAVE WAY. I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT, MAX. BUT LOOK, THERE'S NOT A SIGN OF ANY DAMAGE. YES, WELL JUST PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND THAT MEANS-- THAT SOMEONE FIXED IT QUIETLY DURING THE NIGHT. OR ELSE THE ENTIRE SHIP HAS BEEN REPLACED. - OH, MAX. - WELL, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL POSSIBILITIES, 99. ( clip-clopping ) - DID YOU BRING YOUR PORTABLE HAIR DRYER WITH YOU? - YES, IT'S RIGHT HERE. - LET'S GO AND CONTACT THE CHIEF. - RIGHT. COME ON, WE'LL GO OVER HERE. ( clip-clopping ) THIS IS 99 CALLING CONTROL. COME IN, CONTROL. HELLO, 99, THIS IS THE CHIEF. GIVE ME YOUR REPORT. WELL, HERE'S THE SITUATION, CHIEF. LAST NIGHT SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL MAX. Chief:
How is he? OH, HE'S FINE, CHIEF, JUST FINE. HAVE YOU ESTABLISHED CONTACT WITH INSPECTOR SEHOKIAN? - 99: He's dead, Chief. - DEAD? HOW'D IT HAPPEN? HE WAS STABBED LAST NIGHT JUST ABOUT AN HOUR AFTER WE SAILED. - WAS HE ABLE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING? - WELL, JUST BEFORE HE DIED HE TRIED TO TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT THE PLANS FOR THE NUCLEAR AMPHIBIAN BATTLESHIP. DID HE TELL YOU WHO STOLE THEM? NO, ALL HE SAID WAS THAT THE PLANS ARE NOT PLANS. - AND WHAT ABOUT SUSPECTS? - THERE'S A SENORITA MERENDEZ WHO'S A SPANISH DANCER. AND THERE'S A HECTOR BACCARDO, A PORTUGUESE POLO PLAYER. - LET ME TALK TO 86. - RIGHT, CHIEF. MAX, HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. HI, CHIEF, THIS IS MAX. Chief: Max, are there any clues? NO, CHIEF, JUST THAT CLIP-CLOP SOUND I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. DOES ANYONE ONBOARD MAKE THAT NOISE? EVERYONE ONBOARD MAKES THAT NOISE. MAX... I THINK I'LL GET A HELICOPTER AND COME OUT THERE.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, CHIEF, I CAN HANDLE THIS CASE. WE CAN'T TAKE THE CHANCE OF THOSE PLANS FOR THE NUCLEAR AMPHIBIAN BATTLESHIP FALLING INTO ENEMY HANDS. WE MUST FIND THEM. DON'T WORRY, CHIEF. I'LL FIND 'EM. AND WHEN I DO, I'LL CONTACT YOU. OKAY. BUT TRY TO KEEP YOUR IDENTITY AS SECRET AS POSSIBLE. DON'T WORRY, CHIEF. I KNOW HOW TO BE INCONSPIC- -UOUS. WITH ALL THIS DAMPNESS IN THE AIR, I CAN NEVER DO A THING WITH MY HAIR. YEAH, THEY'RE WONDERFUL. YES, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT STARTS TO CURL UP ON THE-- MAX! COME ON, 99. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. MAX, LOOK OUT! MAX! THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT ON YOUR LIFE. EITHER THAT, OR SOMEBODY ELSE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS CHAIR. LOOK, MAX, THEY GOT OUR RADIO. - NOW, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - I'M GOING DOWN TO SEE THE CAPTAIN. - DO YOU THINK IT'LL DO ANY GOOD? - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 99, BUT WE'VE GOTTA TAKE THE CHANCE. HE MAY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE OTHER PASSENGERS THAT WE DON'T.
RIGHT. MAX, LOOK! THERE'S GROMAN'S CHINESE SERVANT. ( clip-clopping ) PARDON ME, MATE. CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND CAPTAIN GROMAN? ( speaks Chinese ) HE'S GOT A VERY BAD SPEECH IMPEDIMENT. IT'S CHINESE, MAX. THAT'S THE WORST KIND. ( speaks Chinese ) ( speaking Chinese ) WHAT DID HE SAY? ( speaks Chinese ) - IN ENGLISH. - OH, THE CAPTAIN'S IN HIS CABIN. WELL, I'M GOING DOWN THERE. YOU STAY UP HERE - AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP HIM BUSY FOR A FEW MINUTES. - RIGHT. ( speaks Chinese ) - ( knocking ) - AVAST! HARD TO STARBOARD! FULL RUDDER! WATCH YOUR STERN! PARDON ME, CAPTAIN. I WONDER IF I COULD HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. COME FORWARD, SIR, LET ME LOOK AT YOU. - CAPTAIN, I'D LIKE TO--
- DON'T BE AFRAID, SIR. THIS OLD SEA MONSTER HAS LOST MOST OF HIS TEETH A LONG TIME AGO. - YES, WELL-- - 35 YEARS OF WIND AND SALT SPRAY IN THIS BATTERED OLD FACE; THESE EYES STARING INTO THE BLINDING SUN OR INKY DARKNESS. BUT THE OLD WALRUS HASN'T LOST HIS BARK. THE SWABBIES STILL JUMP AT THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE. HARD TO PORT, ALL FULL AHEAD! AREN'T YOU GONNA WRITE ANY OF THIS DOWN? YES, BUT-- WRITE IT DOWN? ! NO, CAPTAIN, YOU SEE, I JUST WANTED TO TALK WITH YOU. WAIT A MINUTE. AREN'T YOU THE FELLOW FROM THE MAGAZINE? I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND YOU, CAPTAIN. THE MAN FROM "TIME" MAGAZINE, THE ONE WHO'S GONNA INTERVIEW ME. I THINK YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE, SIR. OF COURSE. IT'S JUST THAT I'VE WAITED SO LONG. THEY'VE NEVER WRITTEN ME UP. NIMITZ, HALSEY, RICKOVER. ALL OF THEM. THE ADMIRALS, THE CAPTAINS, THE COMMODORES, ALL OF THEM BUT ME. - SORRY ABOUT THAT. - YOU'RE SORRY! IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! YOU HAVEN'T SPENT A LIFETIME AT SEA! HATING IT!
SEASICK ALL THE TIME! THE SOUND OF THE WAVES! THE CONSTANT DAMPNESS! THE ROLLING OF THE SHIP! UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN! AND UP AND DOWN-- I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN, BUT DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT? OF COURSE. NOW, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? WELL, CAPTAIN, I NEED YOUR HELP. BUT FIRST I MUST REVEAL TO YOU SOME INFORMATION THAT IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL. YOU MAY CONSIDER ME THE SOUL OF DISCRETION. MY NAME IS MAXWELL SMART. I SHALL NEVER BREATHE IT TO ANOTHER LIVING SOUL. - UH, NO, SIR, THAT'S NOT IT. - PLEASE CONTINUE. WELL, YOU SEE I'M A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR... - CONTROL. - CONTROL? YOU WORK FOR CONTROL? - YOU'VE HEARD OF IT? - NO. OH. CAPTAIN, SOMEBODY ONBOARD YOUR SHIP HAS STOLEN THE PLANS FOR THE NUCLEAR AMPHIBIAN BATTLESHIP. MR. SMART, I CAN VOUCH FOR MY CREW. I KNOW EACH MAN AS THOUGH HE WERE MY OWN BROTHER. WHY, THEY'RE THE PICK OF THE SCUM OF EUROPE!
WELL YOU SEE, SIR, IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR CREW. IT'S ONE OF THE PASSENGERS. WHOEVER IT IS HAS ALREADY KILLED TWO MEN, ONE RIGHT HERE ONBOARD THIS SHIP LAST NIGHT! YOU MEAN... THERE IS A DEAD PERSON ONBOARD MY SHIP? - YES SIR. - HMM. THAT MAY BE AN OMEN OF BAD LUCK. ISN'T THAT KIND OF AN OLD SUPERSTITION, CAPTAIN? TRY TELLING THAT TO THE CORPSE! YES. CAPTAIN, I'VE GOT TO GET THOSE PLANS BACK. SO FAR THE KILLER AND THIEF HAS ONLY LEFT ME ONE CLUE-- AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THAT YET. AND WHAT'S THAT, SIR? WELL, WHEN HE WALKS HE MAKES A STRANGE KIND OF A CLIP-CLOP SOUND. - A CLIP-CLOP SOUND? - YES, A CLIP-CLOP SOUND. REST ASSURED, SIR I SHALL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO ASSIST YOU. MY SERVANT MING CAN HELP US. PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN HIM. OH YES, THE BIG CHINESE FELLA. CHINESE? GOOD HEAVENS, OF COURSE! HE'S CHINESE! I WONDERED WHY HE WAS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND. I THOUGHT HE HAD A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT. YES.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP, CAPTAIN. DON'T THANK ME, SIR. IT'LL BE A PLEASURE TO HELP YOU. PERHAPS IT WILL RELIEVE THE MONOTONY OF THE VOYAGE. AND I SHALL LISTEN FOR THAT SOUND YOU TOLD ME ABOUT. YES, A CLIP-CLOP NOISE. YES, A CLIP-CLOP NOISE. ( clip-clopping ) ( buzzes ) ( phone rings ) - YES, MAX. - HELLO, 99? I JUST TRIED TO CALL YOU AND YOUR LINE WAS BUSY. OH, I'M SORRY. I WAS CLEANING MY GUN. WELL BE CAREFUL. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AROUND HERE. MAX, DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING FROM CAPTAIN GROMAN? NO, BUT HE'S GONNA TRY AND HELP US. ( water splashes ) HOLD IT, 99. THERE'S A MESSAGE WRITTEN ON MY PORTHOLE. MUST BE FROM 44. MAX, THERE'S A MESSAGE ON MY PORTHOLE TOO. MINE SAYS, "UNLESS PURSUED, OPEN NO DOORS." AND MINE SAYS, "EELS CAN KILL, NOT ONLY WOUND." I THINK 44 IS FINALLY CRACKING UP. MAX, IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF CODE. HE MUST BE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING. Max:
But what? MAX, TELL ME THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD IN YOUR MESSAGE. "U, P, O, N, D." AND MINE ARE "E, C, K, N, O, W." AND PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER AND THEY SPELL... MAX! "UP ON DECK NOW." 44 WANTS US TO MEET HIM! RIGHT, 99. NOW LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY-- WE'VE GOT TO GET UP THERE AND CONTACT 44. BUT I WANT YOU TO LEAVE YOUR STATEROOM WITHOUT BEING OBSERVED BY ANYBODY. - HAVE YOU GOT THAT? - RIGHT, MAX. - I'LL SEE YOU UP THERE THEN. - RIGHT. OVER AND OUT. ( knocks ) - ( bangs ) - 44? WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE, MAX. I DON'T THINK HE'S UP HERE. NEITHER DO I. - WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? - WE'RE LOOKING FOR AGENT 44. 44. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO GET HERE? FIRST OF ALL WE HAD TO DECODE THAT MESSAGE YOU LEFT ON THE PORTHOLE.
OH, WAS IT HARD? YOU KNOW, SECRET MESSAGES ARE ONE OF MY SPECIALTIES. I'VE SEEN HARDER. MAX FIGURED IT OUT RIGHT AWAY. 44: YOU DID? WELL, YOU WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME. I'VE GOT A HUMDINGER. YOU'LL NEVER GET IT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, 44? WHAT GOOD IS A SECRET MESSAGE IF NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND IT? LISTEN, 86, I DON'T HAVE MUCH FUN ON THIS JOB. THERE'S NO MINGLING WITH THE GLAMOROUS PASSENGERS, NO DECK TENNIS, NO GALA EVENINGS AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE. NO NO, NOT FOR ME. TAKE IT EASY, 44. TAKE IT EASY. I MEAN, A SPY CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH-- FUNNELS AND PORTHOLES AND SLEEPING IN THE CARGO HOLD. HIDING, ALWAYS HIDING! ( crying ) I WANT TO COME IN FROM THE COLD! ( sobs quietly ) WE UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL, 44, HONESTLY WE DO. BUT YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO TRY TO GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. HERE, BLOW. ( foghorn blows ) TAKE IT EASY, 44. NOW WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE GOING TO TELL US? - YOU WON'T TELL THEM ABOUT THIS BACK AT HEADQUARTERS?
- OH, OF COURSE NOT. WE UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH. THE CHIEF WOULDN'T LIKE IT. SOMETIMES IT HELPS TO HAVE A GOOD CRY. TRY TELLING THAT TO THE CHIEF. HE HATES TO HAVE HIS MEN CRY. - HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. - IT'LL BE OUR SECRET. YOU'RE VERY UNDERSTANDING. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SECRET INFORMATION FOR US? OH YES, ALMOST FORGOT. YOU KNOW THAT PORTUGUESE POLO PLAYER? - HECTOR BACCARDO. - THE ONE IN THE WHEELCHAIR. RIGHT. WELL HE'S NOT WHAT HE PRETENDS TO BE. - I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! - HE'S POLISH. OF COURSE. PORTUGUESE ARE TERRIBLE POLO PLAYERS! AND HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE STOLEN PLANS. - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - I WAS UP ON DECK TODAY TAKING A LITTLE SUNTAN IN THAT SMOKESTACK OVER THERE. BACCARDO WAS TALKING TO THAT SENORITA MERENDEZ. - WHAT WERE THEY TALKING ABOUT? - ABOUT THE PLANS. HE SAID TO HER THAT IF YOU'LL HELP ME I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. - GO ON.
WHAT ELSE? - AND HE SAID THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW WHERE THE PLANS WERE HIDDEN BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T PLANS. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - I THINK I KNOW. WELL, GO AHEAD AND TELL US. I BET YOU DON'T THINK I'M SO INEPT NOW, DO YOU? I NEVER SAID YOU WERE INEPT, 44. NO NO, BUT I CAN READ BETWEEN THE LINES. LOOK, 44, ARE YOU GONNA TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW? NO. 44, I'M WARNING YOU, IF YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW I'M GONNA TELL THE CHIEF ABOUT YOUR CRYING. - YOU WOULDN'T. - JUST TRY ME. OKAY, HERE IT IS-- IF THE PLANS AREN'T PLANS, THEN THEY'RE PROBABLY- ( gunshot ) - ( 44 groans ) 99, YOU STAY HERE AND TAKE CARE OF 44. - I'M GOING AFTER HIM. - BE CAREFUL, MAX. COME ON, 44, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE. HOLD ON, NOW. BACCARDO! WELL, I SEE YOU CAN WALK. NOT ONLY CAN I WALK, MR. SMART, BUT I CAN ALSO KILL. I'M WARNING YOU, GET AWAY FROM THAT WHEELCHAIR. MISSED! AND YOU'RE ALL OUT OF WHEELCHAIRS. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT UP YOUR SLEEVE, BACCARDO?
I HAD TO ASK. ( grunts ) MAX! BACCARDO! HE'S OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR. YES, AND HE'S BEEN ACTING VERY SUSPICIOUSLY. 99, GET HIM INTO HIS CABIN AND KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. I'M GOING TO MAKE A COMPLETE REPORT OF THIS TO THE CAPTAIN AND SEE IF I CAN USE THE SHIP'S RADIO TO CONTACT CONTROL. RIGHT, MAX. - CAPTAIN! - WHAT DO YOU WANT? CAPTAIN, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I MUST USE YOUR RADIO. YOU CAN'T GET ANY GOOD STATIONS THIS FAR OUT, MR. SMART. IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A PILL. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, CAPTAIN. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'VE BARGED INTO MY QUARTERS WITHOUT AN INVITATION, SIR. THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTAND. CAPTAIN, I HAVE TO USE YOUR SHORTWAVE. I MUST CONTACT MY HEADQUARTERS. I BELIEVE I HAVE FOUND THE MAN WHO STOLE THE PLANS FOR THE NUCLEAR AMPHIBIAN BATTLESHIP! HAVE YOU? HAVE YOU INDEED, SIR? THIS IS MOST INTERESTING NEWS. AND WHO MIGHT THAT PERSON BE? HECTOR BACCARDO, THE CRIPPLED PORTUGUESE POLO PLAYER WHO IS NOT A CRIPPLE, WHO IS NOT PORTUGUESE,
AND WHO IS PROBABLY NOT A POLO PLAYER. A VILLAIN! I SENSED IT THE MOMENT I SET EYES ON HIM. MR. SMART, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE RADIO ROOM MYSELF. ( clip-clopping ) WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIR? WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? IS IT MY LEG? NO, I'VE SEEN LEGS BEFORE. IT'S THAT WOODEN JOB I'M LOOKING AT. AH YES, A SOUVENIR OF MY YOUNGER YEARS, WHEN I WAS STILL A LAD. YOU'VE HEARD OF THE GREAT WHITE WHALE. THAT WAS DONE BY THE GREAT WHITE WHALE? NO, THAT WAS DONE BY A SMALL BLUE CONVERTIBLE. AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT? YES, AND IT RUINED A PROMISING CAREER AS A TAP DANCER. BUT THAT CLIP-CLOP NOISE-- AH YES, THAT CLIP-CLOP NOISE. YOU MENTIONED THAT BEFORE. WHAT IS IT AGAIN? IT'S THE NOISE THE KILLER MADE WHEN HE WALKED. CERTAINLY, SIR, I AM NOT UNDER SUSPICION. AFTER ALL, I WAS ON THE BRIDGE STEERING THE SHIP WHEN THAT MAN WAS STABBED IN HIS CABIN. THEN HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS STABBED? DID I SAY STABBED? I MEANT KILLED. CAPTAIN GROMAN, I THINK YOU AND I BETTER HAVE A LITTLE TALK. YOU FOOL!
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU'VE RUINED MY MODEL. I'LL HAVE YOU FLOGGED, KEELHAULED- - I'LL SUE YOU! SO THAT'S IT! THE NUCLEAR AMPHIBIAN BATTLESHIP MADE INTO A MODEL! ALL RIGHT, GROMAN, GET BEHIND THE DESK. COME ON, MOVE OUT. YOU'LL NEVER GET OFF THIS SHIP ALIVE. LISTEN, IF I DON'T GET OFF THIS SHIP ALIVE, YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. OF COURSE, I'M IN A LOT OF TROUBLE TOO, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND-- ( phone rings ) EXCUSE ME. MY PHONE IS RINGING. HELLO, 99? DROP THE PHONE, SMART! ( bullet ricochets ) NOW WAIT A MINUTE, GROMAN. YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF LINE. DON'T MOVE! THIS IS A .45 CALIBER LEG - AND IT'S LOADED. - OF COURSE! THE OLD GUN-IN- THE-PEG-LEG TRICK. THAT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE FALLEN FOR IT THIS YEAR. NOW SAY GOODBYE, MR. SMART. - ( groans ) - MING! ( clip-clopping )
- MAX! - ( gunshot ) GOOD SHOT, 99. MAX, IT WAS CAPTAIN GROMAN. YES, ONE OF THE MOST CLEVER AND INGENIOUS VILLAINS I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. IT WAS HE WHO STOLE THE PLANS, KILLED OUR WATERFRONT CONTACT MAN, MURDERED INSPECTOR SEHOKIAN, ALMOST FED ME TO THE SHARKS, WOUNDED AGENT 44, TRIED TO SHOOT ME WITH ONE LEG AND STAB ME WITH ANOTHER. YOU KNOW, IT'S A SHAME, 99. - ALL THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED. - HOW? IF ONLY HE HAD ONLY USED HIS LEG FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF EVIL. CHIEF, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TAKE THE HELICOPTER BACK? WHY DON'T YOU SAIL BACK WITH US, CHIEF? IT'D BE A NICE REST FOR YOU. NO, I WANT TO GET THAT MODEL BACK TO WASHINGTON. I'LL LEAVE LARRABEE TO WATCH THE OTHER PASSENGERS. LARRABEE, GO BELOW AND KEEP AN EYE ON 'EM. GOOD IDEA, CHIEF. THOSE FREELANCE SPIES ARE REALLY A SHIFTY LOT. AT LEAST WE GOT BACCARDO ON AN ATTEMPTED MURDER CHARGE. YES, I GUESS HE THOUGHT I HAD THE PLANS AND WAS JUST WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO STEAL THEM. - HOW'S 44, CHIEF? - OH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. IT WAS ONLY A SUPERFICIAL WOUND. WE'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM AN ASSIGNMENT ON LAND FOR A WHILE.
OH, THAT'S GOOD. HE'S A NICE FELLOW. YES, HE'S A GOOD AGENT. IF ONLY HE COULD BREAK THAT CRYING HABIT. YES, I'VE TOLD HIM ABOUT THAT, CHIEF. WATCH IT, CHIEF! THAT'S WHERE I WENT OVERBOARD. OH, REALLY? IT LOOKS SOLID NOW. THEY MUST HAVE FIXED IT UP. THIS IS WHERE THE BULLETS HIT- ( Chief screams ) - ( 99 gasps ) CHIEF! MAX, I DON'T BELIEVE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU DO! I DON'T BELIEVE-- MAX, DO SOMETHING, QUICK! HANG ON, CHIEF! HOLD ON. MAX IS COMING! HERE IT COMES, CHIEF! HOLD ON, CHIEF. THAT'S IT. - HERE WE GO. - Max: HANG ON, CHIEF! - THAT'S IT, CHIEF. - JUST A LITTLE WAYS MORE. HAVE YOU GOT A GOOD GRIP, MAX? MY HANDS ARE SLIPPING, CHIEF. I'VE GOTTA WIPE THEM OFF. GO RIGHT AHEAD, MAX. ( screams )
SORRY ABOUT THAT! MAX! OH... HANG ON, MAX! ( theme music playing ) TENDER SCOUNDREL Mademoiselle! ... Mademoiselle! You forgot something. You forgot to look at me. Yes! Look at me! Is that unusual? Your profile - is now like cameos. I see us together, depicted on the coin. We need, I do not know... We need to create a family home so we were like each other. Yes, a family home. Big fire, big dog lying near the fireplace. Leave me alone! You're so stupid! - Help! Murderer! Let go of me! No, what's that! Go away! Get out! I don't like crazies.
Can I give you a lift somewhere? I do not know... - I've the car. Okay, I'm going to Montaigne Avenue . Divine providence sent me. I'm going to George V Avenue. Why are you looking at me? I'm trying to recall your face. I have already seen you somewhere. I'm sure of it. Don't say, don't say where. I'll recall myself. Monte Carlo, on the beach. Not at all, I never been there. However, I've seen you in a bathing suit. You can't forget this. Wait... I remember. Capri! - No. Not either? I have a poor memory! I'm quiting smoking. And you haven't been in Portofino on August 15th? Nope. I was in Deauville. Well, of course Deauville! Polo! You've noticed me riding a mustang. Unfortunately, no.
I have never been to a polo. Never been to a polo. Maybe in the casino? This is quite possible. I play there roulette every night. I'll give you an advice. You should not attend such institutions. But you've been there. - Only when necessary. I've invested 50% of my shares in the gambling business. So from time to time I need to check it out. Otherwise empire will collapse. "The reflection of your hair from the light of lamps." "I can still see them." "Heart is still beating." "Memories, memories. What do you want from me?" Damn! Are you drug addict or maniac? Who gave you the right to so cut me off? - A young man... I will not let you! "Young man, young man." There is no young man. You are abusing your age. Because of it I will not hit your face. What year you've got the driving licence, 1900? Well, that's enough. I often dine with the prefect of police. I'll tell him about you, you can believe me... Where are you going?
- I'm on the spot. Oh, I'd like to keep you company... Little pampering. But now I have to take care of the car. Life has become a hell. Day passes after day. Let's have dinner together in the evening. What about the prefect of police? - Yeah, I have dinner with him in 24 hours. Bye. - Bye. Oh, shit! Let me pass... So. Let's go back to business. Licence plate number... I hope it's not a stolen car? Okay. I can see, you are a decent man. So, the damages... Headlight. Dent on the right side. Driver after a medical examination... I do not think you will be providing it? No, what would you say? Look at him. He cut me off... and even now he's showing his intelligence. Hold on... I'll show you. I have powerful friends.
You will be given the right to drive a scooter. Rotten youth! Bastard! Asshole! Some idiot crashed into me. Registration, car keys... Quickly, give it to me! What happened? Are you angry? Wrong! I should stay away from types like you. Such a jerk! Get out of here! And be quick! I was waiting for something like this. In 3 months didn't sell single car. Well, how could you manage it! Straight world's record. - Look, boss. Such a vehicles are generally very difficult to sell. I'll show you what sells well! You will never sit in the car again! I'll have you blacklisted. You are dangerous! You are intruder! No longer used cars for you! No more! You finished gathering your things? Soon you go away? What are you waiting for?
A raise? Rehabilitation? Or kick in the ass? Huh? - No, I wanted to wave... My respects to your wife. - Get out! And never come back here! I have you on the blacklist! Your name will be known to every car dealer! You will be banned from living in the big city! Are you driving to the Champs-Elysees? - Yes. Good. I'm sorry. Hopefully the echo hasn't reach you. Echo of what? - My fight with the owner. I'm a little hasty. I had to throw a cheque into his face. 10 million. - For what? For me to stay. So he could, as before, use my name. He used my name to trade on the black market. Now it's over. Now I will lift up my head. It did not switch to second gear? Listen, your transmission makes a strange sound, a mysterious rustling. Car was in repair for a month.
I did not use it at all. Aha! You still have a concern? Again transmission? Everything together. I do not understand. I didn't pass thousand kilometers, yet. Yes, it's not the issue with kilometers. This is a favorite trick of our workshop. I'd have to check your steering and body. You are not the first one who after the repair drives into the ditch. We live in the age of scumbags. I'm sorry, I will drop you off. I am going now back to this scumbag, he will give me back my money... and apologize. Are you going back? - Yeah, this moment. Do not tell him that I said it. My clothes... No, well... Thank you. Hello, booksellers union? Do not hang up, you have a caller. First cabin, sir. Token, madam. Keep the change. - Thank you. And my number, madam? - One moment. Hello. Hello?
Hello, dear, it's me. Tony? - Yes. I didn't call you because... Finally decided to call. Youknow,I'mtiredofyourtricks . Comehere,getyourthingsandgetlost. Thank you, sir. - You're welcome, ma'am. Oh, it's you. Well, what? What do you mean? - What about the girl from Hotel Ritz ? Nothing. Simple chick. Those chicks are not in my taste. Look, I'm tired of your moods. She could be easily used. Tomorrow we'll try again. No, thank you. I have enough of that. Monsieur Antoine, should I get you something? I will not eat, I'm dizzy. Oh, Monsieur Antoine, you, on the contrary, have to eat. Nothing would go through my throat. What happened? - Nothing. Talk to me. You have a strange look. I would say hunted.
I resigned. - Damned! I'm not used to such a treatment. He started to moralize me. I can not stand it. I'm used to elegance. - Elegance, elegance... No, no, in relation to me there is no "but". Bravo! Madame Aline! Bring us coffee. I'm leaving in 20 minutes. Listen, you hurry too much. In New York, everything is different. Another life. Once you have paid, you are serve immediately. Have you eaten? Yes. - Okay. Pay and we go. You need a ride somewhere? - To you. Oh, no. Not today. I have a guest. Girlfriend. In general... a friend. Mauricette, 20 years old. She sells the flowers. Honest girl.
- Really? In short, primitive. Do not deceive yourselve. I know your capabilities. Poor thing does not know she ran into vegetable street vendor. You be careful with your statements. Careful! Where to take? - To Germain. To Germain? - Can you suggest something better? No. - Then let's go. Oh, Tony! Tony! My love! My treasure! Six months without you. I thought I'd go crazy. Germain thought would go mad. My love. Come on. Come on, my treasure. Why are you breathing so heavily? Something prickless? Here prickles. Do you remember that Saturday? When we were going to Barbizon. We thought we would have some fun. I drove the car out of the garage...
It felt so good! And then suddenly, bam! Heart attack. Fortunately, it happened at a red light. Two months in the hospital. Thrombosis. And oops... a new heart attack. Freeze. In the House of the Dead. - It can not be! Got released this morning. I could not get up. But I had to see you. - Be prudent. I thought only of you. Constantly calling your name in delirium. Kept awake all the doctors. The nurses told me that. - My dear! Do not choke me! The whole concilium was there. For a week we lived there as brothers and sisters. How hard it was. Let's not waste time. Do you know what we do? You will sleep in the bed and I'm here. No! I can not agree to that! - Do you want a new heart attack? No?
Then from today you have a bed rest. Are you on diet? From hell. Grilled meat, fish... Look, you're not forgotten where you can get caviar? - No. I forgot. What you can drink? Probabaly mineral water? Yes, of course. But buy more burgundy. You can not change habits. And also buy some whiskey. Yes, it is a good drug for venous obstructions. Then take a bottle from the cupboard. How strange. It feels if there is not a bar but a medicine cabinet. What a vile thing - life. Our precious patient sleep well? I made you a chocolate. I believe coffee is forbidden? - Forbidden? For what reason? Ah, yes! Sometimes I forget, and I think I'm still healthy. Couldn't get any croissants? I didn't have time to come down. I have to open the store at 8:00 am. You know, now I have the inventory. I'll be back around 1 o'clock..
Make you a breakfast and would leave at 2:00. - You're a saint. No, what's this! No, this can not be! This can not be! Such a surprise. I did not expected that. - What are you babbling about? Fandango - a horse that I know for more than a year. New name. She looks striking. Jockey. St. Matthew. Hardly loaded. Loose ground. Do you know how much they bet on her. 40 to 1. Can you imagine Germain. We just need to fill out pure formality. At the right moment I place 20 sous, and op... I'll break the bank. What bank? You gonna play lotto again? Germain, you really gone crazy? Today is a great day! Failure is prohibited. And why? Because today I will be ruthless. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. The heavy artillery entered the fight.
What's in your cash register? - Nothing at all. Bravo! The doctor said to me: no stress. And that's what you get me. Maybe 40,000... No change, though. 40,000. I can imagine my legendary win. Already smiling. Well... no harm in dreaming. My sweetie. How much are the flowers? - They are not for sale. I have to deliver them to that apartment. - How much? I buy them. But sir! - How much? - 6,000 francs. Here are 10,000. Give them to a lady in this apartment. What did you think of now? It's not the best horse. And then, where do I get these 100,000? And your baby has nothing stashed? Flowers bring decent money. - Yes. But we save them. We'll buy a house.
Yes, Bobby? Yes. First, we wanted to buy a small store. But then we decided to settle in Roche Mezenc. Well, yes. Her parents live there. Listen, and it's great. This is life. Own house. Own store. Small income. Small breakfast. Small table in a small kitchenette. My friends, you're just morons. Silly you. A lovely place. So this is "the market by the river?" Yes. - You should have seen flower market in San Francisco. Several floors on both sides of the boulevard. And giant flowers. Cactuses like that! Yes, everybody would have laughed at you. Take him away. Fast, get him away from here! I have enough of him. I do not want to listen to this anymore. Such a smart ass annoys me! Well mannered... Oh, no, Mauricette!
- Shut up! Leave me alone! I'mtiredof youand yourfriend. You made her angry. Come on, or I gonna burst into tears. Such a smart asses! Justlookat thisidiots... Small ri-ki-ki. - Prick! Well, you got yourself into hornet's nest. Why? - I do not understand you. You're a nice guy. You speak beautifully. Even better than I do. You're just not talking enough. Or say something that brings you harm. Didn't you try to quote Frans? Tried, but never overused. - He was king and god of eloquence. You were talking about my beauty? - Yes. I think you're hurting yourself. Mauricette is not a match for you. Handsome guy like you. With your class... Precisely... with your class. Your style - fashionable lady white phone... crepe de Chine... You think so? - I'm telling you.
But, you know... Fashionable lady can be found only in high society. So... credit is needed for the right equipment. Of course, money is not the main thing. We have them. Actually we'd have them in the evening. Well, Fandango. - That's right, Fandango. Heaven itself had sent it to us. Divine providence. You put it all, and then - all women at your feet. Paris at your feet.. - 40,000 cash. 40 to 1 - that's 3,000,000... And between you and me. I foresee a much greater amount. Come on, drive, drive. Madame bets on number 6? Madame loves risk? - I'm sorry? Let me introduce myself: Antoine Marechal owner's son. Can I ask what kind of foe advise you to bet on the "Flower of the Time?" None. I just liked the name of the horse. Funny. Do not you think that horse of that name can throw unexpected trick? Now I talk to you not as society lion, but horse lover. Your only chance: Fandango.
You think so? - I'm sure. Hey, it's serious tip. Comebeton it .. - I agree. Number 9, the winner. Number 9, twice winner. Number9 ,20wagers. Number9 ,20wagers. 9th... Where is the ninth? - What? I know, who is now in troubles. Blame Marcel. - Marcel? Oh, believe me. The stable man who works for my father. Tomorrow morning he will be send to the stud farm in Australia. Come on, he's there. Come on! We can't let the bastard go away! - Yes, we must teach him a lesson! Come quickly! Come on let's go. Madam, if you want, I'll give you a ride? You have a car? - Oh, no. I take a taxi. All of these traffic jams drive me crazy. Well?
- Yes, I know what you'll tell me. Marcel screw up again. So tomorrow I'll fire him. Sit down, fast. There he goes! Hurry, after him! Bastard! Scoundrel! Scumbag! My friend, do not drive like maniac. Here we go again. Former pilot. Loyal as a dog, but a hothead. I told you not to go crazy. Listen... Do you still need a car? I don't think so. - My friend, you can go for a dinner. Yeah? What the chichi? Bibi! Bibi is here! Wake up. Quickly get up! Come on! What is it? What happened? - Be quiet! Bibi is at the door. - Bibi.
What kind of Bibi? Quiet! - Oh, look. You can go crazy. Come on, get dressed quickly. I had such a nice dream. Where are my socks? Here. Is that you, Bibi? - Yes, it's me. Openup,Ihaveasurpriseforyou . Wait a minute! I'm coming. I'm in the bathroom. A second sock? Onthebed. And the shoes? - Keep quiet! I need to sleep. I'm not used to get up at 9:00 am. And my tie? Where's my tie? - Hurry! Who has a birthday today? My little darling. Come here and see. Itwasnoteasy. I had to contact the minister himself. Financial experts objected but I managed to overcome them. Look, it is yours.
Thank the Minister, Bibi, and return it. I'll never pass driving exam. Yesterday I failed again. Backing up? This is a curse. My binoculars! Not much you can do. I'm not going to Meuger. My darling. - You're going to ski without your little darling. Hello, cousin! You didn't expect to see me? Monsieur. - Monsieur. Introduce me. Yes, right. Excuse me. Gabriel Dumonceaux, CEO of textilefactoryDumonceauxFabric. My great friend... my cousin... Antoine, from Bourges. AntoineMarechal. Itoldyouabouthim100timestold. - Ah! Yes, yes, of course! Of course. Nice to meet you. So, you are the famous Bibi. Muriel constantly talks about you. She's in trauma. I think, you came to comfort your poor cousin?
To console? Why? I failed the driving exam again. For the third time. What's wrong? - It is impossible to go reverse. Of course, they always ask just that. Anyone can drive a car. Big, small cars. Look who's talking - you ride in a taxi. You should tell this to reporters. You make me laugh. I've operated many European firms. Monza, Monte Carlo, 24 hours. I'm not talking about my U.S. companies. They are my beloved children. For example, company "Jimmy". Have you heard of her? Wow, I don't know anything. It looks like you don't know. We rarely see each other. - If we had seen each other more often you would already know how to drive. Now I take everything into my own hands. In a week you'll get your licence. - In a week... Too late. Bibi is leaving to Meuger in the evening. Nothing can be done. I'm not going to enjoy the snow. I would be stuck in cheap club.
Sleep in a dormitory. Noonewouldsee me. - We'll start learning immediately! We're family, right? She's like a child. Would you go alone in the train without protection? Where those pimply students will be hitting on you. Well, it's not! Thank you! Not a word more. Tonight you're coming by car to your country house. - But how? Together with your cousin. - I'm sorry? Oh, no, this is not possible, dear Bibi. I'd love to, but... After all, you know that's life. The work different circumstances... obligations. It takes a lot of time. Maybe I can squeeze a week before qualifying in Mexico. But no more! You see, everything is just perfect. - What day is today? Saturday. - We can't go. - Why? Banks are closed. - So what? I didn't expect this trip and didn't bring any cash. For Gabriel Dumonceaux banks are always open.
Due to banks our life becomes much more practical. How much do you need? Is 500,000 enough? Well, then. I'll call Beatrice and tell her about you. Thank you. Excellent. Till next meeting. Wait... You forget the binoculars. True. You cousin is cute. Do you have snow chains? - Why? The roads are slippery up there. - Have you ever heard about snow rally. I have won three of them the past year. Bravo! No one amused me so much in a long time. Tony! Stop it! What are you doing! Well, Tony. That's right. You performed real rally in the snow. Listen, you've never heard of skid... Why are you laughing? - You've funny sweater. Absolutely incongruous colors. - This is intentional.
You know, when I'm down there, I could be seen from far away. At 12, I've received "Golden chamois". 21 planning. 21 obstacles. And we're done. Agreed? - Good. What is it? Oh! What is it? Disperse! Disperse! Hey! What's wrong with you? My God, what is it? I thought you really received the "Golden chamois." Damned skis! It is better to go down the mountain by car or taxi. At least the legs will be intact. Yousee,nature isa greatthing. Just think, for years I destroy.. ...my nervous system. Damage coronary vessels. And all for what? For some extra tens of millions per month. And just one-hour flight keeps us away from such a beauty in here. Hey, Tony! Gabriel, you are here, too! What a surprise! How funny.
Antoine Marechal. This is my wife, Beatrice. Antoine Marechal - financial expert with a great future. Now he is studying the Scottish market. My cousin Muriel. Good afternoon. - Spouses Dumonceaux. Antoine often told me about you. I even remember your name. So charming... Put another two seats. Yes, we insist. You are not in Edinburgh. - In Edinburgh...? Ah, yes. Well, of course. Scottish market. I left it to accompany Muriel. You stay in a hotel? - No, we rented a house. House - is to strong word. More likely, miserable little shed. But I love it. Yes, it reminds him heroic times. Yes, a lifestyle that I once knew. Loneliness. Wildlife. Climbing. How exciting. - Excited, madam.
Excited is better word. My former friends and Milale my spiritual father, taught me everything. Everything except position of "backword cancer" which I had invented. - You... "backword cancer"? Forhimthisisa secondnature. You know, Gabrielle the day after tomorrow Monsieur Marechal leaves us. - Work, madam. Work. We can't let the poor boy go. Scottish sheeps can wait. In general, yes. After all, you come here only for a week. Earlier than the end of the quarter we can hardly wait for your results. My dear Gabriel, at the end of the quarter I will be in Guatemala. Planning phosphates. Then Moscow. Problems with corn. Youmustslowldown,MonsieurMarechal. Call me Tony. - Only in exchange for a promise. I'll call you Tony, and you will stay here for another week. Agreed. Oh, no, you! What kind of a fairy tale? Guatemala... Moscow... It's a nightmare! You shouldn't say that he's financial expert. Couldn't imagine more stupid. I had to come up with something that would impress my wife.
Most of your wife is impressed... Better for me to remain silent. So we have a deal? Bravo. Hey, Gabrielle! Yes! Thank our friend Tony. For what? Today, he will come to us for a party. We'll be well entertained. Damn! I dropped it. Till the evening, then. - Yes, until the evening. God knows what. Monsieur ready for anything, posing as gigolo. I warn you... if you again will behave like a boy... Enough! No more crazyness. 7 hours behind the wheel plus 3 hours of skiing. And now the scene of jealousy. My nerves are not made of steel. I'm out of the game. Enough. I go back to Scotland. Can't be! You really started to believed in these Scottish sheeps? You see, I finally got caught in your lies. Tahiti. Oh, Tahiti!
How I love this island! Tell me, my dear. Your guest list is not closed yet? No. - Am I on it? - None. - Poor me, so unlucky! I wish I could devote you my new creation. What a bitch! Oh, my dear! That's you! Not much fun in here. Notevenroomfor sex . What do you say? Not all of the guests arrived. We are still waiting for some. - Anyway, it's success. Thank you. We stick around for 15 more minutes and leave. -Yes,deadlyboredom. Where did you fly away for 3 days? Why did you run away, without telling me? Don't you want to? You know, Josette, Tyrol for me... Call me Joe and tell me you're... And your friend Antoine hasn't showed up, yet? And... there, he is! Who is he? - Antoine Marechal. Exceptionally talented financial expert.
Golden brain. Yes, it works for me. Now he is engaged in development budgets of our African subsidiaries. Poetry digits. Senseofsynthesis. Excuse me. Boxer? - Antoine Marechal. Financial Expert. Why so late? - We waited for Tony's fur. Ah, my dear Tony the fur is perfect. What a chic, what a cut! Price tag... Price tag? - Price tag. I thought you had forgotten me. - Forget you? Who can forget such a beauty, such a dress. I'll leave you for a second. It'd seem to me like a century. Ever since you came, I haven't seen you for 5 minutes. We see each other all the time. - You know perfectly well what I mean. Edward Swift. I've heard a lot of you, Monsieur Marechal. Iwouldliketoaskyouforadvice. Just between us... Dumonceaux Fabric... Operating.
Monsieur Marechal, I put cards on the table. My Financial Group wants to invest 1 billion in his factories. Whatcanyousay aboutthefuture of my investments? Nothing. Gabriel was the most reliable partner in France. Butsuddenlyhe wasseizedbythepassion. Crazy love. As a result, nothing but trouble. His empire collapses. I refuse to plug the loopholes in it. Antoine Marechal refuses. Tony, you are a man with a big heart. Help! I can't manage stay in any way - I'm sorry, Edward - alone with your cousin. Me and your cousin are going to leave without saying goodbye. I'm sorry, Edward. We are all men here. I look forward to your brilliant ingenuity. Gabriel! Now you understand what I said? What a charming girl. Your cousin? Yes. And I am now to remind her that. What does this mean, my girl? - What's gotten into you? I promised to look after you, and will continue to do so. What are you saying? He is crazy.
Who's to blame? You forgot you need to get a driver's license? And Malagasies you forgot as well ? And the forester in his castle? Now you switched to young Romanians? - I'm from Angouleme. Besides, he's a racist. Rascal. Well, immediately go home! Wow! - I said, now! Dear Gabriel take care of here. I trust you. Let's dance, guys. Hey, what kind of slap he gave you. I thought he was gonna kill you. He ​​was great. Listen to me carefully, Dumonceaux. If you think again to kill me, I will return to Paris. My dear! My dear! What is it, honey? Come on! - Leave me alone! Where are we? - Surprise! Finally, we're alone. My little savage. Hit me. - I'm sorry?
You hit her. And why not me? Beat me. If you insist? - Yes, yes, yes. Not like that. That's it! I knew it was going to be great. I knew it was going to be great. I knew... I knew it! .. Stop, madam. It not serious. What'swithher? Look,madam. No,no. Notthat. Oh,madam! What'swrongwith her? Tony! Tony! I need to talk to you. Look, I broke up with Bibi. Can't be! - Yes. Jewelry, apartment... I'll return all to him. I leave myself just a toothbrush. We go back in Paris together.
We will work.We'll rent a room. I'll teach you how to cook. Wait, one moment. I want you to bite. - Watch out! Your husband would see us. I don't care about Gabriel. I called my father. He agreed. - On what? - I'm getting a divorce. I'll leave all my husband. I will take only my toothbrush. I need to check my small shop. O, cousin! Well, how's our cousin? No jokes. Do you mind? Let me... Big one. - Really? Yes. Too much! Help me. Come on! Come on! Get me out of here! Of course, Baroness. Where am I? - In my room.
I'll leave you alone. Sleep for on an hour or two. If you intend to continue engage in swimming then perhaps I can offer you something better than pool. Have you ever been to the South Seas? - What? I swam there with my friends. Where is it? - In Tahiti. Tahiti? I was expecting something more original. For example, the Cocos Islands or Cannes. You will not regret it. Tahiti! By the way, do you have a car? - A car? Of course. Good. Since you want to go to Cannes, then we'll go there together. See you... Madame Aline, take away this cup of coffee just in case. He comes back and will not be happy. Will cry his heart out. He's calling Monsieur Tony. We have eaten and that's enough. Finish your coffee. The blue train is coming in 10 minutes. I'm done with the blue train. I have other plans. I'm going to travel around the world. Do you know in which direction you going?
- I did not ask. Put ​​on the shelf. That's it. Excellent. Let's go, dear. Bye! You know what I'm thinking about? Yes. You, too, think about that? - Of course. But I can restrain myself. You know... Driver. Gossip. Let's try to think about something else. But I can not. Never! Well... It starts again. Driver. Take me quickly... You are going to land on Coco Island in a fur coat and fur hat? I got dressed for a winter resort. All tropical wardrobe was sent to the dry cleaners. There is a cute little shop in Cannes. Wait for me, we go there together. Amazing woman. Pardon. Not bad, huh? - It fits very well.
Don'tyouhaveanythinglighter? Roomier. Let me see, madam. You're muscular, athlete. Real steel. You play basketball? - No. However, you have physique of basketball player. Or gymnast. For sure, you were engaged in some sports. Actually...not really. So, you were born like this? How wonderful! Youhavesuchanunusualspin. Like an ancient Greek athlete. Phidias... Polyclitus... It's true, if you think about. Look, you might think of something else? Go, my friend. We'll call you when we need you. What we're talking about? - About some historical figures which I don't know. - I'll tell you everything. About the literature. About the sculptures. I want to have on my yacht a real expert. Do you know the history of water? Oh, my God! I've spent already 2 hours with you.
But we sail in an hour. It's time to take care of yourselve. Meet me on my yacht "Odyssey". I'm sorry, sir. Who will pay the bill? - Send it to the hotel. In whose name? - Monsieur Grucho. Little patience. We sail in few minutes. There he is! Get my boxes. - Right away. Finally. What about me? And that was my grandfather. He loved to wander in his spare time. He become penniless and attached to poverty. I think your driver is calling you. My driver? Ah, yes my driver. It's always better when your driver is also your friend. - He's trustful and also clairvoyant. - Clairvoyant? Yes, a real clairvoyant. Former fakir. I never come on board without consulting him. He's much better then astrologers. Never wrong! With his advices I made millions.
Let'stakehimonboard. My dear, take him, please. - Yes, Lily. Take him. Well then. - Bravo! Come on! Listen... Jump! It's all right, sailor? - All right, all right. Tony! Tony! You are so beautiful, so kind! Tell me, is it true that everybody is fed up with my music? Queen of my eyes! I wish you were playing beside my bed when I fell asleep in the evening. What are you making, Countess? Sea, but they are constantly laughing. Ma'am, I kiss your hands. Tony! ... Monsieur Tony... Could you help me. I can't solve one problem for a long time which really torments me. Couldn't you talk to your... - Fakir? - Exactly! Hello? Yes, Captain.
Brother, get up on deck. They asked for you. Here,heis ! - Come over. - Me? - Approach here. Sorry, to get you from important things, Bob but Lord Swift needs advice. - Are you in good shape? - Excellent. Right... We will start immediately. - What should I say? - Answer: "Yes, sir." - Yes, sir. - Excellent. Concentrate, Bob. Concentrate. Concentrated? Concentrated. Bob! Are you with me? I'm with you! - What do you see? - The darkness. - Does darkness shocks you? - Darkness shocks me! Just darkness all around! I see Africa. Black Africa. I see the river.
The huge river. Crocodiles. Ah, vile creature! What does he saying? Well, translate it. - He advises on African stocks. - Yes, yes, exactly. How cool! River, a large river. For sure, it's Zambezi. Zambezi. Well, of course. This is the Zambezi! And not only Zambezi. This is Quinn. This is the Quinn. This morning, its shares fell 7 francs. - So buy it! - You think so? Of course, if he says so. Bravo! Bravo! Don't tell me what to do. I'll tell you. Copper. I want to buy all the copper we can get. Yes,whenthey'reclosing? - Nice weather, Captain. - Yes. You don't look very happy.
For six years I've been working for Madame Baroness. And every time she's on board I haven't seen the barometer to fall below normal. With her everything is always so predictable. Calm sea, no wind. Weatherdoesn'tbringany surprises. I've only seen storm in movies. I'm sorry about that. I wish I could be in a real storm. I understand you. Intoxicating storm. Dizziness from sea waves. I know this feeling so well. Before I turn 12 years old, my father had already pulled me out of the water three times. Sotheseastorm... -Andby theway ,who isshe? - Madame Baroness... MadameBaronessexpects Monsieur Marechal in her cabin. - Yes, yes, I'm going. - Have a good time. - Then you'll tell me everything? - I'm sorry? About the storm, of course. Ah, yes. Comein. Did my beautiful, sensual girl called me? If I wouldn't called you, then I would never have ask you in. I thought the sea would be more stimulating. You know, the acuteness of the senses dulled my good manners. I paid a tribute... You consider reasonable to hand out to the right and the left what you don't have much?