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Guarantee his son ends up like him? -What's Julie doing here? -l never thought they'd show up. Well, I'm glad she did. I'm feeling a little leg cramp. -Maybe she could rub it out. -See, there you go. -All right, this is Bryson. -Hey, Bryson. -He's gonna be having fun with us. -Oh, what's cracking, y'all? Somebody be watching too much BET. -All right, come on. -That's enough. Hit the field, let's go. -Nice swing. -That's okay, Bryson. Keep your eye on the ball, give me a swing, make contact. You got it. Here we go. Yo, coach, my little sister could hit that pitch and she's blind in one eye. Oh, come on, my grandma can hit that. -Bryson, come here. -My goodness, you suck. Get off the field, man. Listen, it's okay, all right? I don't want you to listen to any of that. -You hear me? -Yeah. Now, I want you to go back up there.
I want it just to be you and the ball. -Okay. -You got that? -Let's go, buddy, here we go. -Okay. -Let's go, come on. -Here we go. See that? Good job, Bryson, good job. Nice hit, dog. Good job, Bryson. Good job. Hey, Julie, I wanted to give you my contact info. You know, just in case Bryson ever wants to come back to practice again. -Or when your car breaks down. -Thanks. Or dinner. -Dinner, okay. -Okay, no. -Coffee, doesn't have to be dinner. -No, it's not that. It's just I probably should just stop you right there. I feel like I've dated you before. No, no, no, I would have remembered that. No, not you, your type, and I.... l get it, okay. You just wanna cut past the foreplay. -lt's okay. -Okay, I guess, l-- No, I know what you mean.
No offense, because I really appreciate you fixing my car. But I just don't have the time or the energy. You know, dating's not my thing. My kid's my thing. So if I were to get into a relationship it would have to be with someone who could be a potential husband and a father to my son, and I'm pretty sure that's not your thing. No, I.... -Well, I could do that. -You could? -Sure. -Okay. Bryson, grab your bag. We gotta go. Okay. You're not gonna stalk me now, are you? -Not unless you want me to. -l think I'll take a pass on that. I'm really glad we had this conversation. Cleared everything up. Call me, okay? -Good job out there today. -Bye, thanks, coach. She will not leave me alone. -l'm telling you, she wants me. -Yeah, I could see it all over her face. -Can you? -Yeah. Really? I don't know what I'm gonna do. College boy, what the hell you want? Got a beef with me, let's do it.
Don't kill your son's future because of it. What I do with my son, that's my business. I'm making it my business. Knock that victim chip off your shoulder. Or Darius is gonna end up just like you. Your punk ass would know all about that too. When are you gonna stop blaming the world for punching my college ticket? Didn't nobody force you to sling that crack. What I do with my son, it's my son, it's my business. Well, give your son an opportunity. Hey, and the next time you come up here you better come up here strapped. Talking that beef garbage. Carmen, I've been looking for two days for you. For two days, Carmencita. I inquired at the factory, and you were absent. Why do we have to watch this? Can't we watch something else? Girl, shut up, you know we ain't changing this channel. Hello? Yeah, hold on a second. To the magi- - Magistrate. To the magistrate? He'll send me to prison. I can't go to prison. It's just he died in the prison. And I had no money to survive-- Coach, hey, can you come to my swim meet Saturday so I can show you my stuff? It would have to be in the afternoon. We have a game in the morning.
Okay, cool, I'll see you at the pool. Give me that phone. I'm so sorry, honestly, and if it's too much pressure-- No, no, look, it's no problem. Tell him I'll be there. Oh, I know. Believe me, I know. -Are you seeing this? -What? Since when he gotta go outside to answer a phone call? I'm not afraid of hard work. I'm a good, honest, working girl. But who would take care of me--? Honey, I spent too many years with your raggedy-ass daddy to know when something's wrong. See this? These movies had romance. Good movies, good writing. I'm ready to go now, soldier. Please take me away from here. -This scares me, David. -What? This. The silence between us. I was thinking, with our anniversary coming up maybe we should just get away for the weekend, you know? Because I know it's been stressful since the accident, I know. It's been a lot longer than that. Okay, that's fair. I've never felt some of the feelings I'm feeling and I just don't know how to deal with them. I guess what scares me the most is you pulling away like this because it's not like you, David. Can we talk to someone about it, please?
If that's what you want. Since the accident, I know I've been a little difficult to get along with. I know that. And I've been depressed, you know? And that should be understandable. I'm getting over a major injury. But David's pulling away and I don't know why. l-- l feel like he's doing it on purpose. Like I've done something. Like he's paying me back for something I don't even know I've done. And then he spends all of his time with these boys, this Little League team. And that's time he could be spending with me at home. Working on our marriage. Dave, what do you wanna say to Clarice right now? I mean, what's the point? You heard her. She has everything figured out, so.... You see what I mean? This attitude is-- lt makes my skin crawl because that's not us, bishop. We used to talk things through. We talked about everything-- No, no, we never used to talk about everything, okay? You used to do all the talking. I used to sit, listen to her and her mother cackle. Cac- - He has no respect for my mother. -Let's just-- -Mama loves you. No, no, she doesn't love me, she tolerates me. Because she loves you.
But I'm cool with that. -Can't believe you just sit up in this-- -Dave, Clarice. Why do you say that, Dave? Well, the truth of the matter, bishop is that I feel like I'm just visiting this marriage. See? See? I mean, nothing I ever do, nothing I ever say is ever enough. -Oh, God. -That's honest. -Please, that's David being dramatic. -Clarice. -You should get an award for that one. -Clarice. What irks you about Dave coaching those Little Leaguers? He's never home, bishop. You know? He's always with them. He's always with those boys. That's all he cares about. You mean like what a father would like to do if he had a son? Maybe. -But he knows we can't afford children. -No, we can afford kids, okay? If someone didn't live beyond their means, we could afford kids. Please, David. Look at us, look at us. Trying to fix our marriage. Do you really think a baby is gonna help? -l used to.
-That's enough. Are you finished? Do the two of you remember how I told you on your wedding day how hard life can be? Well, that three-stranded cord I wrapped around your shoulders that day, will always be there. Unless, of course, you've chosen to remove it. Does that feel good? Dave. Are you okay? You were moaning. Yeah, I was.... l'm gonna get a drink of water. I guess that makes it ours. -Yes. -Oh, I love it, Clarice. And you managed to keep it alive while we made up our minds. Well, actually it was Michelle here who kept it alive and that's why she's gonna share in the commission. -Well, thank you. -Okay. -l've got to get to the courthouse. -No, you don't. You first have to see new tile samples for the master bathroom. I got a full caseload. Court won't wait for me. The tile samples. Yes. Yes. Okay, Clarice, what's wrong? We just closed one of the biggest deals of your life and you walking around like somebody stole your bike. -What's going on? -Nothing.
-l'm fine. -Nothing, yes, it is. Tell me, come on now. This is me, tell it. It's-- l'm just having one of those days, okay? Just.... Do not make me go Oprah on you, because I will. I think David's having an affair. -What? -Yes. Oh, honey, are you sure? Yes, Michelle. I can see it in his eyes. It's always in the eyes, ain't it? And it's my physical therapist. What? That skinny little white thing? -lt's Julie Sawyer. -Okay. Oh, girl. What? You got to go over there and open up a good old can of soul-sister power on her narrow behind. I can't do that. I don't have any real proof. We got to go over there and snatch her. Michelle, I can't do that. Snatch her by her hair and squeeze until that heifer tell us everything we wanna know, okay? You want me to do it? Look at me, look at me. Don't go all Waiting to Exhale on me.
Dave is too good a man for you to lose. And you don't want to do something all crazy that you can't take back. Now, you take that from me. I know. Don't tell me Todd is cheating too. I did the cheating. -What? -l know. Don't look at me like that, I know. How--? How was he able to forgive you? It was not easy, okay? It took a long time. But he forgave me, after all that. And I will never sacrifice his heart like that again. Yeah, well, that's good for you guys but I just don't think I have it in me to do that. Yes, you do. Now, are you sure you don't want me to go snatch the white girl? Why are you so crazy? I'm just saying. It'll make you feel better. -No, it'll make you feel better. -Yes, yes, it will make me feel better. Oh, my friend. -l am so sorry. -Me too. Maybe we should snatch Dave too. Just do a drive-by snatching, and snatch everybody. You can do it. -lt's all right. -Way to go for it.
Good job, Bryson. Let me tell you something, Bryson. You were a beast up in that pool. -Thanks, coach. -l can't wait to come to another meet. Well, I'm here all weekend if I keep winning. The finals are tomorrow. Hey, Bryson, wait up. There is a rep here from the Junior Olympics. And I want you to meet him. -Are you serious? -You're on your way, young man. Okay, well, go. We'll be out here waiting for you. Okay. Hey, listen, thank you so much for taking the time to come out here today and-- l mean, it really means the world to both of us. Hey, a deal's a deal, right? Hey, Dave? Don't take this the wrong way or anything but we single girls are experts at a few things. -Like what? -Like good men. I was telling Clarice just the other day about how all the guys like you are already taken and that she's a very lucky woman. Thanks. Can I ask you a question? I saw your college photo at the house. What happened to your baseball career? Anterior cruciate ligament happened to my career. -Oh, man. -Yeah. I was sliding into home plate.
My knee went one way and my body went the other. Along with my dreams of making it into the big leagues. Well, at least you're passing those dreams on to those Little Leaguers. Yeah, somebody's got to take care of them. -And that you do. -That I do. And who takes care of you? Hello, hello. -Hey. -Hey. -What are you doing here? -l can ask you the same question. I was just bringing flowers. I never brought flowers before in my entire life, just so you know. And they aren't for you, my married friend. Yeah, well, I didn't think so. Okay, I think I'm gonna go check on the boys inside. Oh, they're beautiful. Hey, these flowers don't mean I'm stalking you. No, they're beautiful. Yeah. -We had a conversation. -Okey-doke. Okay, that's weird. Clearly I don't have a chance with this girl, which is deeply baffling to me. So seriously, man. -What are you doing here? -What am I doing here? You don't think I see what's going on here? You got everything a man could want.
A gorgeous wife, beautiful home. And you think that that makes it all good for me? I just don't want to see you screw up your life. Too late for that. My life's already screwed up. Dave. Who takes care of me? -Hey, Dave. -That's a damn good question. A question I didn't have an answer for. Hi. You didn't notice the candles? -Reesie, l-- -Come on, baby. You remember the candles. When we first got married, they were always my signal to let you know I was gonna put something on you. I know. I know it's been a long time since I lit my candles for you, I.... You don't have to do this. Baby, we need this. I sent Mama on a long errand, so she won't be back for a long time. Come here, please. Like you said, it's time for us to get back to the loving part of our marriage. -Oh, baby, I want you so bad. -Stop. -Are you sleeping with her? -What? I'm not stupid, David. -Are you sleeping with Julie? -No, I'm not sleeping with her.
Well, then, what is it? What--? Since when have you had to take phone calls outside? What are all the phone calls about, anyway? David, what's happening? Tell me the truth. Things haven't been right between us and I think we both know that. I know that. So I'm not gonna lie to you. I do have some feelings for her. That's worse. She's taken your heart from me? So, what do you want me to do? I don't know, David. -Clarice. -How could you, Julie? -What? -How could you betray me like this? -Betray you, what--? -l respected you. I thought we were friends. Okay, I gotta stop you right there if this is what I think it's about. Dave and I are friends. Just like you and I are friends. Nothing more, nothing less. We're just friends. Girl, as much as I would like to snatch you right now I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna rise above this. But let me make myself very clear. Stay the hell away from my husband.
You wanna blame someone for your problems? You didn't need to leave your doorstep to do it. And you certainly don't need to come to mine. Oh, girl. In case you didn't hear me the first time stay away from my man. Yeah. -Yeah, come on. -Here we go. Take your marks. -Come on. -Kick, kick, kick. Go, Bryson! Come on, Bryson! Keep pushing! -Come on, Bryson! -Go! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, he's done it! Oh, my God! Why don't we say it's a draw? Let me ask you this, man to man. Ain't nobody in here but me and you. Who gets that baseball scholarship if we back in the day? You do. But I was a better athlete. Right. So you think all the hell I've been through was my fault. Man, everybody got problems. See, you just don't know how good you got it.
You talking about Darius, right? I'd trade that scholarship and everything I had for a son like Darius. Oh, hell, no. Yeah, that's right. That's right. We putting you out of here. And don't think Clarice is gonna change her mind. What you doing, you old woman? -Old? Oh, no, hell, no. -Mama, please! No, no, no, let her talk. She's always had an equal vote. Why change it now? What is wrong with you? You got this beautiful black queen right here. What in your mind makes you think you gotta go out and get a white woman? Shut up and mind your own business. -David. -No. He been living high on the hog leeching off your money for years. It's time you got his black ass out of here. She more of a man than you'll ever be. So you just gonna stand there and let her say that to me? Clarice. You are just gonna stand there and let her say that to me? Well, then you're right. It is time for me to get out of here. Because I don't give a damn about this house your money or this marriage. I'm done.
Dave. Hey, where you been? I've been trying to call your cell. There was an accident. -lt's Bryson. -What happened? I don't know, he went into the wall too hard. They rushed him to the hospital. It's bad, man, really bad. Come on, I'll drive. -l should go. -You ain't going nowhere. Go on in the house. Coach. Please, what are you doing? No, no, no. Please, no. No, no. Oh, please, God. She's all alone. I don't think she has anyone to help her through this. She has us. "The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou anointest my head with oil." "My cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. And I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever." Amen. Clarice, be honest with me. In the last meeting I had with you and Dave I asked you a very important question. Yeah. Has God been the third strand in that cord I wrapped around your shoulders all those years ago? No. Well, without that third strand you find yourself sitting here alone. Your mother is a good woman. But because you listened to her in matters of your marriage that acorn hasn't fallen too far from the tree. Now, I got to go bury this child. But, Clarice you're in the right place at the right time. When I drive through this city and hear the sounds of sirens and alarms going off I see the looks of panic on the faces of people I don't know. I realize how afraid we all are in this world. Life is so unpredictable, fragile. We're only alive one breath, one heartbeat at a time. And so when death comes to one of us it comes to all of us. Because it's the one thing we all have in common. Sooner or later, it's the one place we're all headed. And even though some of us believe that life doesn't end on this side of the grave our grief drives us to hunger for a human touch. Mama, what's that? is that a picture of Daddy? Let me see that. Give it here. -So you still love him? -No. That's a piece of him I keep as a reminder that I made the right decision.
Do you miss him at all? Do you remember that cheerleading competition I won? I remember all your accomplishments, Clarice. What you want? That was the same weekend Daddy left. But all I remember you saying-- Don't start dredging up all that mess. That's good riddance to bad rubbish. All I remember you ever saying to me was how he cheated on you and how he was a horrible husband. Never really got his side. Finally talked to Daddy, and he said that he never slept with that woman. He said you drove him out of the house, Mama. He didn't sleep with her until after- l'm not having this conversation. -Why? Because my bedroom drama with your daddy ain't none of your business. Excuse me? The way you're all up in my marriage? You convinced me to put my husband out of my house. I think it is my business, Mama. Don't talk to me like that. Okay, all right. You wanna know? Yes. Your daddy was rotten. You were too young to understand what was going on in that house. He was a nasty bastard. -Mama-- -Don't "Mama" me. He hit me in my face. Now, you listen to me real good.
When they stay, and they done already left they get mean. I hated your daddy. -Mama. -No, I hated him. I hated him! You were right to throw Dave's ass out of here before he hits you. No. No, David's not like that. And that wasn't the way to handle that. I shouldn't have listened to you. I shouldn't have listened to you. I'm not gonna talk about this. I'm not. Black women have to be strong and you know that. I don't know what kind of pain you are holding on to in your heart, Mama but you need to let it go. You need to just let it go. And in all your lessons about how I need to be strong and proud and independent, Mama you left out some very important things. -What? -How to love, Mama. How to really care about somebody. How to forgive. I cared about you. I loved you the best I could. I gave you everything in me that he didn't take. And he took everything. Can't you see that? I know you did, Mama. And if that ain't good enough for you, then I'm sorry for you. No. Mama, I'm so sorry for you.
I didn't mean to come out here and disrespect you, I really didn't. But it's time for me to grow up and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave my house because I want my husband. I want my husband back, and I want to fight for my marriage. Because, Mama, I don't want to end up like you. I don't. I'm gonna pray for you, Mama. I love you so much. Little girl. You pray for yourself. I'll be gone when you get back. Go on. Okay. Okay. I'm not sorry about what we did. I love you. -Please leave. -Not until we talk. We can't. If Shawn comes up here and.... -He can never find out about this. -He won't. Then why are you even doing this? Hey, hey! Hey, come on, Dave, knock. -You scared me. -What are you doing here? What do you mean? Why didn't you knock? I just came by. Talked to the manager. I told him I was your probation officer, he let me up.
-So, what are you doing here? -l can't come by to see my friend? I know what you're going through. I wanna make sure that everything that you are going through is cool. -Make sure you're copasetic. -What are you watching? Just something to make me feel better. I had-- Vanessa kicked your ass out, didn't she? First of all, that's just crazy to even think that she would kick me out. Okay, why would she kick her husband out? Her husband, the man she's supposed to love. Can I tell you what she said to me? Can I tell you what she said? -Listen, look at me. -What did she say? She told me I'm too emotional. I'm way too in touch with my feminine side. No man should apologize to nobody that much. My feet, she don't like my feet now. All of a sudden my feet is a problem? But her back, I can accept that? -You can't accept my feet? -Here's what I want you to do. Go back home to your wife. No, I'm gonna make her think I'm cheating. You need to go back home to your wife. -Why don't you--? -Go back home to your wife. Can you talk to me? Listen, can you talk to me for two seconds?
Why can't me and you get in touch, figure out why this keep happening? -l'm emotional now. -Good men. -Good brothers. -Emotional, here we go. We're good black men. -Got my toiletry bag? -Here you go. -Because I don't want to-- -Here we go. I love you, I don't tell you enough. -Here we go. -All right, you right. -Thank you, Dave. -Have a good night. Do you got my toiletry bag? Okay. Hello. Thank you for coming. And thank you for taking care of everything. l-- l couldn't have done it. Are you okay? I think he was so focused on winning and that medal, he.... His coach told him about-- Why didn't I remind him? "You have to take the trash out when we get home." What? That's the last thing I said to him. Before the race. "You have to take the trash out when we get home." Not "l love you."
Not "l'm so proud of you." Not "l'm so lucky to be your mom." "You've got to take the trash out when we get home." -lt's okay. -No, it is not gonna be okay. It's-- lt's never gonna be okay. Oh, my God. lt's just not gonna be. -lt's all right. -You can't make it better. Just stop. It's not. lt never is. Wait, no, wait. I can't do this. I know. I'm sorry. I know. Now, you tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things onboard my ship: The right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along. -Aye, aye, sir. -Okay. Oh, the manager gave me a key. -l can leave if you-- -No, no, no, it's cool. That manager would give a key to anybody. David, I just need you to let me say some things, okay? I have been round and round with my heart and I want you to know two things. First of all, Mama has lost all of her voting privileges in this marriage. And, second no one ever taught me how to be one of those wives who holds on to her man's every word. And no one taught me how to trust him to take care of me, you know?
I really don't know if I could ever be that woman but I do want to learn how to be your partner. And whatever you decide I need you to know that I can't live without you, David. I don't want to live without you and I love you so much. Come here. What's that? I heated you up a plate because you're staying in a roach motel and I wanted you to eat. -l cooked it. -You cooked it? -Yes. -There ain't poison in this, is there? You're not gonna eat it? You're not gonna eat the food? Hi. What up? What up? You know, I was hoping, man I can get Darius back on your team, you know? It's like you, you know-- You helping him to be a better man. Why don't we both do that? Darius, where you at? Okay. Listen, I got you back on the team, man. Yeah, and I got you a new glove. So I want you to come back home and be there by, like, 5:00. And.... l love you, man. You know? Yeah. All right. I found out that if you wanna know the purpose of a thing you can't ask the thing to tell you. A car doesn't know why it's a car.
Only the manufacturer knows what it was made to do. And I guess that's the way it is with us and God. You know you'd make an excellent daddy someday. Well, I hope so. What about in, like, seven and a half months? Are you saying that...? God didn't just make Dave Johnson to be a husband or a coach, a friend, or a daddy. Those are just roles, not who I am as a man. But I guess, sometimes he has to let life turn you upside-down so you can learn how to live right side up. Finally. Thank you. You're welcome. - no good? - larry! it tastes like you put the whole salt shaker up in here. No, that's way too salty. way too salty. All right, it's too salty. i'm sorry. Pfft, could you make it any hotter in here, by the way? - it feels good. - it feels good? - Yeah, it feels good. 75° is perfect. I can't even sleep in this room at night, it's so hot. honest to god. - what temperature would you prefer? - 68°. - 68°? ! See, that's some white-people shit right there, l.d.
Black people like it a little bit warmer at night, okay? - at least compromise. - no no no, 75° works for me, l.d. I'll call leon. let's see what he says. leon! - leon, come in here! - he gonna let you know that that's how we like it. Okay, you know, i can't sleep. it's too hot at night. I want to sleep in 68° temperature. She wants to sleep in 75°. let's compromise at 72°. Oh no, fuck that, larry. you my motherfucking man, larry, but 72°? shit. You might as well sleep outside. i'm an 82° man myself. - see there, i told you! - 82°, that's my shit. that's my fucking region. - you really wanted it 68°. - 6-fucking-8? he said 68°? - get the fuck outta here. - it's like a frigerator. - oh my goodness. - you take that shit? - you bring a honey to the hotel and shit get up in that motherfucker. it's all cold and shit-- got to heat her ass up. All right now, you make sure you do your homework before you watch that tv. - hey, hi!
- hey, larry. - hey, i got some shows tivo'd. don't erase them. They erase all my tivo'd shows. You know what, larry? there's been another robbery in this neighborhood. I was just talking to the neighbors. it's the third one this month. What are you talking to the neighbors for? They came over and let me know what's going on. You don't need to talk to the neighbors, okay? Yeah, but, larry, there's been a robbery. I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors-- thieves don't impose. what are you talking about? the neighbors want your time. The thieves want your things. i'd rather give them things than time. Listen, have you heard anything from the doctor about loretta's biopsy? No no, they said a couple of days. Oh. you know, at first i was really worried, larry. But no matter what the outcome is, loretta has you by her side. You know, things could get bad, larry, but she's got you to hold her hand. And if she has to do chemo and it causes her to lose her hair, Throw up and all that, you gonna be right there by her side. Thank you, larry. 75°? i'm baking in that room at night. It's like i'm cinderella in there, i swear to you. cinderella? what do you mean?
cinderella, you never saw the fairy tale cinderella? No no, i know cinderella. but what aspect of cinderella? what do you mean? - what aspect do you think i mean? - i don't know. the shoe? - she gets bossed around by the stepmother! - i'm comparing me-- - don't get mad at me! - don't get mad at me. - well, you're so stupid! - don't get mad at me. So that's what it's like, huh? that's terrible. That's what it's like. exactly. - that's what it's like. - oh, that's horrible. - you know what? you know what the worst part is? - what? we're waiting for the results. I got about 24 hours to get out of this thing before the results come back. Yeah, you can't break up with somebody who's got cancer. you gotta break up with her before she gets those test results. god, it's gonna be so hard. - why? what's the big deal? - what do you mean "what's the big deal?" The whole family's gotta move out-- it's a big deal! I'd much rather be in her position than mine any day of the week. No, to be the breaker-upper you're in control. Couples should have like a pre-breakup agreement Before they start going out because every relationship is going to end at some point.
All you do is send a text. you make an agreement-- "if you see the word 'apricot,' it means it's over." Okay, hypothetically, what if you or she are eating apricots at that point? Can I tell you something about apricots? You know, one in 30 is a good one. It's such a low-percentage fruit. Always a mealy dry... Hey, how's it going? - Hi, Lar. - Oh, hey. Want to come to a dinner party tonight? - Tonight? - Yeah. You know you love my cooking. It's a little late for an invitation, is it not? - Well... it's an invitation nonetheless. - Who else is gonna be there? - Uh, eh, you don't need to know. - Why not? - Because it's not done, that's why not. - What do you mean it's not done? It's a social convention that people don't ask who's going to be there at the dinner party. It's just not done. - Big deal. Why isn't it done? - Because it isn't! I don't know the derivation of the convention. Why are you following it blindly like this? You should be glad that it happens that way, because if I told people you were coming, they might not show up.
That's probably why people don't tell... Because if it gets out who's coming nobody would want to go. So why even have it in the first place if people don't want to be with each other? I don't think that's why. It's just not done. What's the downside of telling me? I don't know that there is a downside, except that... - You don't need to know. - Who's coming? - Don't you dare tell him. - What's that? - Who's coming? - I don't know. Why do you even get started with her on this stuff? That's my question. - What time? - 7:30. You've got something to do. You'd better go do it. Not now, maybe tonight. - Thank you. See you later. - Can't wait to see ya! - You take care of yourself, all right? - Thank you, doctor. You're welcome. We still don't know anything. Oh shoot! I forgot... I gotta feed those fish again.
It's like a huge responsibility... Feeding fish. It's not fun. Think about it, you know? I'm outside, i gotta go home and feed fish? I mean, seriously, who gives a shit? Mr. david, i wanted to talk to you about your girlfriend. You know, they're not pets, really. But yet it's the same responsibility as a pet. But you get nothing back. you watch them. Is that supposed to be fascinating? I don't know. - can i talk to you about loretta? - what do you think? do you think she has-- Think she has cancer? I-- i can't speculate about that right now. We did a biopsy at the hospital and-- Let me ask you a question: Say you had to make a bet with vegas on this, Would you bet for cancer or against cancer? I-- i-- i don't get into that numbers game. - You must have an idea. - I don't. - No idea? - No idea. What is this thing? I've had this a while. What is that?
It's just a skin tag. Just put a little lotion on there. But... Hold on a sec. I'm gonna write you a few prescriptions to fill out. I'm gonna prescribe zithromax and tylenol with codeine. Now the tylenol, that's just as needed for pain. Again, in a few days... any day, we'll have the biopsy back and that will help us determine what the next step is. But right now, I want you to just stay calm, and... What's wrong? You just go into the refrigerator without asking? I just got myself a lemonade. Is that a... I was just surprised you didn't ask. I'm surprised you didn't offer, to be honest. - Well, I was about to offer. - I don't think you we about to offer... Well, I was gonna offer... It is a little unusual to go into someone's refrigerator without asking, is it not? I can tell when somebody's gonna offer me lemonade. You were not going to offer me lemonade. If anything, you were going to complain to me about being a fish owner or something. It is difficult to be a fish owner. Why is that a priority? ! Your girlfriend is sick. I didn't say it's a priority. I just said that they need to be fed and it's something that I need to think about. You do not need to think about that. What you need to think about is the sick woman upstairs.
I'm thinking about that. And by the way, why couldn't you ask? Are you so dainty you can't say "May I please have a glass of water?" "May I have a piece of pie?" It could be tuna fish... It doesn't matter. - No, it does matter. - Here, you want? Take... Take this. You don't offer... a hot day... a mover comes here... .. you say, "you want some tuna fish?" - You want this little pear? - Don't condescend to me with your tiny pear. I'm not the one that has a problem here. You are, my friend. - You are. - Yeah. - okay, fine. - yeah, fine. - hey, dr. schaffer. - hello. - Did you see that? Did you see that guy? - What was that whole thing? He goes in my refrigerator. Come on, you don't do that. - what did he take? - lemonade. liquids are okay. I don't believe that people should go into my refrigerator. - what kind of a stupid rule this that?
- what do you mean? I don't go into other people's refrigerators. - You could go into my refrigerator. - I don't go into your refrigerator. you're a welcome guest. Hey, how's your sister, by the way? - bam bam? - yeah. Thanks for asking. she's doing a lot better. Yeah. i'm really glad we took her out of that mental institution - that's good. - yeah, i'm excited. You know, if there's anything i can do-- You let me know. You know what? there is something you can do. - what? - yeah you can come over today at 1:00 and visit with her. - visit her? what, are you kidding? - yeah. - why, you didn't mean it? - of course not! - Why did you say it then? - You know, it was some-- an empty gesture. it was something to say. guess what: You said it. be there at 1:00.
But one thing-- when you go in the house, Look at her shoes before she calls your name. Don't look at her in the eyes. She'd love to see you. Oh, christ. I don't know how you take a statement like that seriously. But you said it and you're gonna stick to it. - and make her feel good! - all right. I'll see you at jeff's tonight. What's at jeff's? Oh, he's, um, having a little.. Dinner party. I guess i wasn't invited. I can't believe that. Why don't you make sure before you ask somebody... "Am i gonna see you tonight?" - that they were invited? - i just assumed you were going. don't assume anything. if they had told me Who was coming to the party, i would have known - and i wouldn't have asked, but they refused to tell me. - it's not your job To find out who's going to a party. All i want you to do is entertain my sister for two hours And then you can goto your godd. - she better not be dangerous. - be there at 1:00, okay? I gotta sit in a room with that nut?
- you look good. - you do. Thank you. Thank you, jeff. And i appreciate the effort, larry. - no effort. - no, it was effortless. Okay, then we're all happy. So what's new? So what's happening? Guess who told marty to shut up. why, what did he say? - i give up. - who? - He didn't tell you? - No, no. She's great-- a great actress. - angelina jolie? - no! You know who i mean. she's an actress. She said shut up right to marty. - nicole kidman? - no! - julia roberts? - no! She's a multi-- multi-talented. Oh, i know, i know! hannah montana. no, you're not even trying!
- the kardashians! - what? no! you know who it is! - do you have any idea? - no. Yeah, you do. - Got anything to eat? - No. - anything to drink? - nope. - nothing to eat or drink? - nope. i'm sorry, nothing. - boy, that's interesting. - I know. really. - isn't it? - It is. - i'm gonna go to the bathroom. - I was gonna go to the bathroom. - I just said i'm going to the bathroom. - but i'm saying, could i go first? - no no, i'm going first. - so when you come back, i'm gonna go. - Yes. - Okay. You had sex with a mental patient! - she's not a mental patient. - she's a mental patient. - she's living at funkhouser's. - she's a mental patient.
If i went over to the institution and fucked her, then she's a mental patient. What happened? i got up to go to the bathroom. I was sitting there and she said, "i'm bored." I said, "if there's anything i can do"- you said that? - that's it. - an empty gesture? - an empty gesture. - that's how this whole thing started. - that's how it started and then i'm off banging her. You can't make an empty gesture to a funkhouser. They take you up on it. How come you don't have a doorbell? You know what you did? - you totally fucked me. - what? - you fucked me. - what are you talking about? what'd you tell funkhouser about the party for? - Pfft, oh, why? he said something? - Yeah, he said something. he called to complain he wasn't invited and susie invited him. oh, that is so lame! you know that? that is so lame to call up and do that. and guess what else they did? They brought bam bam. bam bam's here! he brought that fucking nutbag into my house!
oh my god. what the fuck did you go and tell him for? If you had told me who was coming to the party in the first place, I never would have said anything to him because i would have known he wasn't coming. It's crazy-- all these party rules: you can't tell who you're inviting, You can't tell anybody you're going And you can't talk about it after. It's like living in east germany or something. Now i'm screwed. just look at this. this is crazy. - what is that? is that dr. schaffer? what's he doing here? He had a party recently. he invited us. we're returning the favor. what's the big deal? - Again. - again what? if i had known that he was gonna be here, i wouldn't have come. if i had known bam bam was gonna be here, I would have left town! - who's that guy with the doctor? - that's his boyfriend. - what, seriously? - yeah, he's gay. - oh my god, i didn't know that. - yeah, listen, i gotta go help susie. - hey, how you doing? hi, mr. david, how are you? - this is sam. - hi. it's good to meet you.
i didn't know you were gay. Uh, yeah. - is that a surprise to you? - Yeah, i'm a little surprised, yeah. Why? i don't know. i just didn't think you were gay. - what is that supposed to mean? - It doesn't mean anything. it means i was surprised to discover that he's gay. but why? how would i seem if i was gay? what is seeming gay? you seem slightly gay and you don't. so i wouldn't be surprised if somebody told me-- but i'm surprised that somebody tells me you're gay. - is that a crime? - no, it's not a crime. it's just odd. it's not a crime. and it's a little bit offensive. i'm sorry if you're offended. i don't accept your apology 'cause i don't believe that you are sorry. How about if i said i'm pleasantly surprised? - You're living in another decade, mr. david. - i don't think i am. - well, i think you are. - all right, fine. fine, we disagree. - okay, we'll agree to disagree. - All right, great. Unbelievable. What did you do with bam bam?
- What? nothing. what do you mean? - When you came over to the house. - i didn't do anything. - It's like a miracle. I've never seen her spirits like this. I mean, the medicine and your visit-- she's a different person. That is fantastic! What great news. I... You shouldn't be giving me any of the credit. This is the man... Come here, come here. - What? - He says Bam Bam is... - ...is like a new person. - How about that? That's great. - Were you there too? - Yeah. No wonder she was singing "I love the fat boy." - I couldn't figure it out. - I love the fat boy. It's great. I can't thank you guys enough! - What did you do? - We just sat and talked with her. - Did you play any games? - No games, uh-huh. - Did you play a million pick-up sticks?
- No. The key to the whole thing? You treat them normal and they really respond. I love both of you and you gotta promise me you'll do it again. - If we have time. - It's possible. Oh no, you gotta promise. - We'll see. - Just say you'll go over there. Dinner is served! - Let's go have some dinner. - Thank you so much! Susie, these ingredients are very fresh and well prepared. Oh, thank you, Bam Bam. That's so sweet of you. I'm so glad you were able to join us. I'm so glad you still have food in your fridge considering Larry's around. What is that? What do you mean? Larry likes to clean out fridges like he did today at Marty's house. You were into our fridge uninvited, right? That's ridiculous. Oh? Then might you explain the whereabouts of the freshly-sliced deli-packaged turkey... I don't even eat turkey. ...the yellow mustard in a glass jar. And the lemonade soda? Oh, lemonade? So you're a hypocrite too? Because I had lemonade at your house and you threw... a shit fit.
She's emotionally unstable. Are you gonna believe a word this woman says? You know, I don't mind if you take liquid, but when you take regular food, - I have a problem. - I didn't take anything! That's crazy. Speak the truth. Help him with the truth, would you, Jeff? I wouldn't know. I actually wasn't there in the kitchen. You were... You were... Oh no, you weren't. I know where you were! - You were in bed with me. - What? What did you say? What the fuck is she talking about Jeff? What the hell did you do? - Oh, I did nothing. - He didn't do anything. Did you take advantage of this poor deranged girl? You are sick! That's disgusting. What did you do now? You sick fucking pervert. You're... You're serving nothing but lies here. I'm not hungry. What did you do to her, Jeffrey?
- How could you do that? - She's fucking nuts! She's a nutbag! - She's a nutbag. I did not do anything. - He's gonna sleep with a mental patient? All right, all right, all right! I believe you! Even Bam Bam is not crazy enough to sleep with you, okay? Only I am. There you go. That's exactly... That's exactly right. Of course. Okay, everybody, everybody, I want to apologize for the Funkhouser family. Oh, stop. It's not necessary. I'm going to have to take her back to the institution. I'm gonna tell you something: I think it would be good for her. And you're doing it for her own safety, for her own good. - No, I'm not so certain. - No, it's good. It's a great thing, because you've gotta think of the long haul. Let's enjoy our dinner. I'm sorry this happened. - The best salad anybody ever made. - Thank you, sweetheart. Hello?
What? Hold on, hey, what? Oh, okay. All right, I'll go pick it up. No, I'll leave right now. - You're leaving? - I'm so sorry. I have to go. I have to pick up Loretta's medication. - You didn't give it to her yet? - No, I've gotta get it from the pharmacy. You're leaving, I haven't served the entree yet. It's sad because I'm having so much fun here, and then... and I gotta go and... - Maybe I'll come back. - No, don't bother coming back. Go go go! I got the prescription, Auntie Rae. I'm just gonna get some food to go. - Could you do me a favor? - What? Could you go... up to Loretta and ask her what the name of that restaurant was - we ate in in Santa Monica a few weeks ago? - No. - Why not? - Because she's resting. - Is she sleeping? - No. - Can she talk? - Yes. So let her talk.
No. I don't want her talking. I want her resting. Resting? What does resting even mean? She's not sleeping, is she? You can talk and rest. Larry, I am not gonna bother Loretta with this bullshit. Do you hear me? She resting. Bye. Oh, hi, Mr. David. Nice to see you. I'd like some food to go. Oh, I just sat your party. - Party? - Yeah, you had a reservation. I have a reservation? Let me see. "Larry David, 2." My God. Thank you. Well well. Hi, hello. Larry. My man. How's it going, brother? - Pretty good. - Give me some. All right.
What, are you using my name to get a table in here? Well, it's so crowded. I just thought you'd... - ...have a better chance. - really? You want to join us? - You could eat with us. - Are you sure? Really? - Please. Sit down. - I miss you. You sure? - Great. - Oh, by the way, I put you up for an N.A.A.C.P. image award. Yeah? Fingers crossed, baby. I think you'll win. - Oh, thank you. - How is Loretta? Oh, she's... she's... yeah. Yeah? Yeah, she's good. How's the no-fly underwear guy? Um, it's not happening. It didn't work out. - Really? - Yeah. Maybe Larry's people can hook you up with somebody.
You know Lil Wayne? You know Lil Wayne. Oh, like this. Yeah. I can't... I can't read my... menu. - It's so dark in here. - It's so dark. I honestly have... This is insane. How do they expect people to read this menu? I've got a candle here and I can't read it. I'm gonna go outside. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go outside. I'll go out with you. Larry, what you putting on your hair? I like that. Posner. You learning, Larry. Hang in there, baby. Oh, look, the Caesar salad. - Caesar salad. - You used to get that. That's very good here. - Right. With the 200 croutons. - A lot of croutons. - There were a lot of croutons. - Ton of croutons. I can't believe I'm sitting here with you.
- It's weird. - It's crazy. Isn't it? I really miss you. I miss you too. - You do? - Well... kind of. I mean, I do, I do. It's just what was happening was not working for me. It just wasn't... I don't know. It got to this place where you were always at the house and you didn't have anything to do and you... it was just different. Like when you were working on "Seinfeld," You had a job and you'd get up and you'd go, like, do something with other people. And then you'd come home And it was like that was the right amount of Larry. I understand. Too much Larry, I get that. We can reduce Larry in half. We can reduce Larry to a third. We can reduce Larry to three hours a day. That's... - Slivers of Larry is better. - I get that. I've got 24-hour Larry, you think I like it? - Hello? - Larry, Dr. Schaffer just called. He's on his way over to the house right now. He's got the results of the biopsy. He's coming over to the house right now?
I'm on my way! - Is everything okay? - Uh, yeah. I gotta go. - Is it an emergency? - Yeah, I gotta go. I'll talk to you. I gotta go get out of something. Shit, damn it! Come on, schmohawk. Larry! - Oh my God. - What took you so long? Never mind. Apology accepted. Now call Marty. - Bam bam... - Call Marty. - I'll go in the house... Just tell me, you lied, right? You lied, Jeff enjoyed. Dirty God... Don't look at them, Larry. Don't get eye contact. Go! Go! Go! - Nice! - Oh my God. - Oh my God.
- Only call Marty. - What? Yeah, I am. - Call Marty. - I gotta get in there, bam bam. - No... Ow! Call him. Get your cell out. Bammer, what are you doing here? Tell him Jeff said I was in the top 10! - Tell him. - Stop it. Calm down. Tell Marty Jeff enjoyed me. You should not have left the house. Folks, we had a report of a break-in. Did you see anything? Okay, she'll give you a statement. I've gotta get in the house. I'll take your statement now. No, she can't give you a statement. She's not qualified to make a statement. - She's crazy. - What? ! No, she's not crazy. Yeah, after what she said at dinner tonight, she's crazy. - Oh no no, she... - I'm taking her back to the home.
I'm taking her back. If she can't give one, I'll need a statement from you. Have a good night. Sir, did you see a vehicle? Was it individuals What happened? What exactly did you see? Sir, your attention here, sir, if you would, please. All right, well, I saw a guy jump over a hedge across the street. He had a... Oh, the doctor's coming. Larry. Folks, I wish that I had better news for you. The biopsy came back positive for cancer. Now... - Oh, Larry, Larry! - Are you with me? Come on, Larry, come on. Okay, all right. I know this can be very upsetting. - Dr. Schaffer, can I go in and see her? - Yes. It's gonna be okay. Now... This is really where the hard work starts. She's gonna need a lot of help. There's a lot of vitamins, a lot of medicines that she's gonna need. Organic juices three times a day. I would keep the house warmer. Keep it at about 78° to 82° minimum.
The warmer the better, really. That helps with the healing process. I know this is a lot to take in, but if you guys work hard, especially you, in two, three, maybe four years, she's hopefully gonna be fine. - Did you say four years? - Could be, yeah. And your life is mostly going to be taking her to appointments or here with her in the house. I... I can still play golf. Absolutely not. I don't imagine you'd have time for that. Once a week? No times a week. You won't have time for that. - What? Nine holes. - Zero holes, Mr. David! This is serious. Now I won't lie... things are going to get ugly. There's going to be vomiting. There's going to be incontinence, depression, unsightly hair loss, weight loss. She'll be irritable. Lots of massive mood swings. She could get violent. hysteria, incontinence... Have I already said that? THE EYE OF THE STORM Hi, my name is Kim Reeshaug. I'd like to book a seat on the next plane to London.
- She booked a plane to London 9·.45. - Heathrow? . - Mom? . - Here. We're going to London. I got last minute tickets, so we're in a hurry. Tone is meeting us at the airport. We'll celebrate your birthday there. Fun, huh? . Let's go. When does check-in close? . Okay, thanks. - What's up, Mom? . - Hurry! . What's up? . - Is someone after us? . - No. She sent a message. - Cashmere? . Measure it up. - Rightaway.
AM lN THE TUNNEL AT RAGGATAN NEED YOUR HELP,HURRY! . kim Mom! Mom! Chrysler-Voyager, ULR 179. - She's taken a blow to the head. - We found her cell phone. Him again. - Hi, Martin. - Hi. - Are you ill? . - lll isn't the word. I've been home... Can we come in? . - Where did you get this information? . - Ml6. During a raid in Birmingham this weekend they found an address book. Listed was one Kim Reeshaug, a Norwegian citizen living in Sweden. Afew hours ago we found her dead with a cracked skull and heavily burnt. Butwe're not going public with her identity. That's to stay between us. - Who was the raid aimed at? . - EJM. The End Justifiies the Means. - Terrorists?
. - Not exactly. Not exactly? . I'm too ill to head the investigation... We've put on someone else on it, but we need to get hold of Gunvald. Why? . Kim Reeshaug texted him shortly before she died. - Gunvald? . - Yes. - Is that her? . - Yes. Does Gunvald know you... - No, we're biding our time. - Why? . We don't know the nature of their association. The nature of their association? . Where the hell do you get off going behind Gunvald's back? . - We just needed some time. - To what? . - You don't think Gunvald's... - No, we just want to talk to him. - What did Security Service want?
. - They wanted to find you. - Why? . - Kim. - How did you meet? . - We ran into each other. By chance. In there. - So you knew her from before? . - Yes. I did. Atriple espresso. - Can I sit down? . - Sure. - Hi. - Hi. - Mom, can I play? . - No, Tom... Oh, letthe boy. My name's Gunvald. Here you go. - All ofit? . - The lot. - Is that everything?
. - The lot is everything, yes. Thanks. Great kid. - How are you? . - Fine. - What do you do? . - This and that. - Environmental stuff. - Still the environment. - You're still a cop? . - Someone's got to do it. - Does that bother you? . - What? . That I'm a cop. Why would that bother me? . - It's been a long time. - Ten years. Zanzibar. The golden beach. You read my palm. My heart line went straight to hell. - Mom, I won! - Great.
- Can I try again? . - Sure. - Have you still got my number? . - No. No. I'd better give it to you again then. Give me a call. - Tom. - Yes. And then I found her in the tunnel. Murdered. - They had her under surveillance. - Kim? . -Why? . - Ml6 tipped them off. - They had pictures of you at the cafe. - Stupid idiots! If they'd come to me, I could have talked to her... Don't take your sorrow and anger out on Security Service. - They aren't worth it. - Did we get the case? . No, Security Service is handling it. - When did they get in touch? . - Earlier.
Kim's death upset them. They think an attack is underway. Here, worst case scenario. - They want her info. Found Gunvald? . - No. - Hi. What are you doing here? . - I need your help. Confiidentially. - Sure, what... - Dig up everything on Kim Reeshaug. R-E-E-S-H-A-U-G. Can't you... - Hi. - It's Oscar. - Is she in the files? - Only her address. She just moved... - The address, please. - It's a sublet. An apartment on 8 Viintergatan... Hello? . - Hi. Aren't you sick? . - Yes, but you aren't.
Come on. Shut the door, please. - Help me with something. - What? . There's a European movement, EJM, The End Justifiies the Means. Terrorists, maybe. Dig up everything. - What do you... - They may have connections here. - Okay, I'll look into it. - Good. - What's Gunvald up to? . - Why do you ask? . - I just... - What is it this time? . Well, he... - You promised not to say? . - Yes. - Is it about Kim Reeshaug? . - Yes. - Gunvald asked you to snoop around? . - Yes, but I don't know what... - Did you find anything on her?
. - Just her address. - Hi, Gunvald. -What are you looking for? . We've been looking for you. -Why? . - Kim Reeshaug. - How did you meet? . - At a cafe. Whatthe hell are you up to? . - We want to ask you a few questions. - About Ml6? . Or if I'm a terrorist? . - lmbecils! - You found her in the tunnel. - Yes. - Did you see anyone else there? . No. - Am I a suspect? . - No. They just want to know what Kim was involved in, and why she was killed. They don't give a shit abouther.
They just want to kiss Ml6's ass! I think I saw Tom in a blue ChryslerVoyager. I checked the license plate. Phony. I think I saw him in the back. Tom? . You think he was kidnapped? . We got the pictures from Ml6. George Robinson, American citizen, 51. One of the top people. They think he's in Sweden. They don't know were the rest is. - But ifRobinson... - Distribute these nationwide. We're now working on the assumption that an attack is underway here. - Your receipt, sir. - Thanks. And this is the number? . - They're knocking nuclear power. - What is it this time? . Security bull. Weak physical protection, not enough guards and a poor employee culture. What have they got a problem with? . Nuclear power? .
Security? . - Do you want a roll? . - Yes, please. - Hi. Everything okay? . - No. - A double then. - Yes. - Who was found in the tunnel? . - One of my pursuers. - Who? . Why... - I tried to call you. I changed my number. This is a bad place. Come. Swedish Security Service had you undersurveillance. Me too, maybe. - Why? . - They saw us togetheratthe cafe. -What happened in the tunnel? . - Tom and I had no place to run. Then they came and grabbed Tom, and I struggled to free him.
- Then we were separated. - One of them died. I know. Melina. She must have knocked her head, while we were fighting. - Then they burnt her and... - Who? . I can't tell you. They took Tom to get at me. What will happen to him? . -What the hell are you involved in? . - Please, I need help. Help me find Tom, and then I'll tell you everything. -Where are they keeping him? . - I may be able to fiind out. Help me? . Not if you won't tell me anything. Gunvald! Tom is your son. A SNlFTER? . GOOD,HUH? .! You swallowed that hook, line and sinker, huh? .
- Yes. - I just got a shot. Against what? . Damned if I know. But pensioners got it for free. They shoved it up my ass and out through my armpit. Now I'm immortal. Just like Osten Wamer bring with the Tyrolese hat. - But he's dead. - I know. Maybe that's why the shot was free. How does it feel to look down on me? . Feels pretty good. You know, "Upstairs, Downstairs". Are you happy down there? . Why not? . I'm used to your balcony and you. Mano a mano. Two lonely men, free to discuss anything they want to be it wallpaper paste or silverfish. Not many people are that blessed. - I'm coming up. - No. - Why not? . - I'm going to bed. - We'll have a bedside snifter.
- I have to rest. I'm sick as a dog. - Good night, you. - Whaddaya mean good night? . Martin! Good night? . What the heck? . chief OF police MARGARETA OBERG I checked up on this EJM. A network founded in the late 90's of young, well-educated people. Several of them have been active in various environmental activist groups. Most of them are fanatical militants. Greenpeace Extreme, some call them. What's their goal? . To change society, change our life style stop the exploitation of Earth's resources, make a better world. - What have they done? . - Tried to sink a whaler near Iceland. Sabotaged a chemical weapons plant in Spain. Blown up a pesticide plane in the States and attacked a gene bank in Kuala Lumpur. One of them died. According to Ml6 they've evolved into environmental terrorists. Mom! Darling! Happy birthday. I'm so sorry about all this.
- Are they nice to you? . - They gave me a game. - Cool. - No, I want to be with you. As soon as I've done this, we're going to London. - Promise? . - Of course. Darling. - Have you got your cell? . - Yes, I hid it in my boxers. I turned it off, so they wouldn't take it. Good. Keep it turned off, unless you're absolutely sure you're alone. - Got any games? . - No. It's Kim. Tom is on 26 Dobelnsgatan for the next hour. Maybe... - Are you alone? . - No. Kim is alive. You asked me if I had any special relationship to her. I did... do. We met ten years ago. She took part in a sit-down and I was there to keep the peace at a distance.
In Humlegarden Park. I fell head overheels. She was beautiful. Remember when I took two months off in the middle of an investigation? . - A relative of yours had cancer... - I lied. We eloped to Zanzibar and lived like children of nature in a beach hut. - So Kim Reeshaug is alive? . - Yes, she's alive. We drifted apart, and I hadn't seen her till I came across her at the cafe. - Who was the corpse in the tunnel? . - I don't know. -What's going on? . - She's involved in some Ml6 case. They've got her son. - Who? . - I don't know. They've kidnapped him. She wants me to help fiind the boy. - Do you know where he is? . - Yes, but they're moving him... - In 20 minutes. - So you're going there to... - Yes.
- Alone? . - That sounds like a god-awful idea. - Yes. I'll be in touch. Get out ofthe car! . Hi. Shot? . Any lD? . No, but he had this in his pocket. Some kind of map. - Hi. - Are you alone? . - Shit, are you hurt? . - Marginally. - You need stitches. - Yeah... What... - What happened? . - Can I crash here for a night or two? . Sure, but I haven't got... Without your knowledge. - What do I tell...
- Nothing. Security Service is staking out my place. Sure, you can sleep on the couch, if you want to. Thanks. Have you got... a pair of pants and socks? . Yes. -What's up with Security Service? . - They think I know something. - Something they don't know. - And you don't? . - Yes. - Anything to do with Kim Reeshaug? . - Yes. They think she's dead. - And she isn't? . No. - Bergman. - Where are you? . - At home. Where are you? . - Gunvald got shot and fell in the sea. - The divers are on it.
Get overhere. - I'm on my way. Hurry. - What did he say? . - He thinks you were shot and fell in. - He's right. - He thinks you're still down there. He called in the divers. You have to tell him you're alive. Beck. Go deeper. Where the hell are you? . Why? . What the hell are you... Sources say the shooting was gang-related. Following a car chase through central Stockholm an unknown number of people opened fire in the harbor. One person allegedly died, but the police have not verified this. Divers have... He could've drowned. You did the... Right thing in calling in half the diving team, while the idiot is in a hotel? . - Here. It's a map. - What am I... I don't know! Give it to forensics, or call in a map expert.
Where are you now? . The hotel bar? . I see. - Everheard of Philippe Amaux? . - No. Frenchman, 29, a member of EJM. He was shot in the harbor earlier. Gunvald Larsson's car and gun were found at the scene, but he's missing. Gunvald was reluctant to talk to us the other day, and we respected this. We assumed he wasn't involved. This shows the contrary. Do you know something we don't? . - About? . - The murder of Kim Reeshaug. Gunvald's relationship to her. Her son's disappearance. The harbors hooting. - No. - Okay. An hour ago we put out an APB on Gunvald for the murder of Amaux. If he contacts you, I expect you to arrest him. Okay. Hi... Come in. I...
You're wanted by Security Service, and I've been ordered to arrest you. - Then do it. - I'd love to. You're an asshole! You take off on some private vendetta and shoot a foreign citizen... You know why I did it, so shut up! - Did you tell the bozos about Kim? . - No. I kept that dark. I tried. It went wrong. Forall I know they could've killed Kim and Tom by now. - Can'tyou get in touch with her? . - No. - You kept it dark? . - Yes. - Thanks. - But you have to talk to them. Now. Give me two hours. - I thought you were dead. - Switched roles. Who's he? . - He's... I can't. - Kim, listen to me now.
I'm going out on a limb fo ryou here, but you won't tell me a damn thing. I tried to get Tom. I failed. During the process I got shot, and I shot another man dead. This isn't Zanzibar. Get real. - Where is Tom? . - I don't know. You don't know? . How many of you are there? . - We were nine, but now only seven. - What are you going to do? . - I wanted out, but they took Tom. - Why did you want out? . They took in the wrong people. Everything's gone to hell. What are you planning to do? . We're going to... - Who called? . - I don't know. We were cut off. Melina Stavramos, EJM as well. She was murdered in the tunnel.
- How do you know? . - They checked her DNA in London. - You knew Kim was alive, didn't you? . - I found out yesterday. And kept it from me out of loyalty to Gunvald? . - Yes. - Don't you grasp the gravity of this? . Yes, but I thought... You went behind my back! And Security Service and Ml6's! Whatthe hell got into you? . We don't know where Kim is. We don't know where Tom is. - We don't know what they're up to. - Nor what that idiot Gunvald is up to! - What? . - Someone called, but we were cut off. Look. Shit! Back up. Back up! Get out. Out! The number's listed to a company on 5 Dobelnsgatan. "Design and Light."
It's the Technicrone team. Let them through. Martin! Gunvald! - So there's seven of them? . - Yes. - Did they know you were a cop? . - No. - They must've recognized you. - They recognized me. - But they didn't get... - They didn't get shit out of me. - What are they planning? . - I just know they left with some bags. Hi. I need to renew my parking license. They had a hard time pinpointing it butthey say it's this area here. Martin! - The map's of a transformer station. - What map? . - The one found on the victim. - Philippe Amaux? . And? . The station supplies power to the Forsmark Nuclear Power Station.
- In case it can't produce its own. - Forsmark? . - Yes. - Kim? . - No, Tom. - Hi, Tom. This is Gunvald from the cafe. - Is Mom there? . - No, they took her. - Where are you? . - Locked in a car. I can't open the doors, and Mom left with some guy. Where is the car? . In a forest near a large power cable. Is there anything in the car? . Maybe a map? . Yes, some papers and a map. Look at them. - What did the map show? . - A transformer station near Forsmark. - I'm on my way there. - No, Gunvald!
Damn! - The chopper's ready in 20 minutes. - Forsmark guard room doesn't answer. It's number one. Goran, check generator one. We've got a red flag here. - Pressure on number two? . - Zero. What the hell...? . Their timing is perfect. The place is vulnerable at the moment. - Why? . - It's the annual overhaul. They replace several uranium rods and have to shut down the reactor. It has to be cooled to avoid a meltdown. They get power from an extemal station. That's why they're vulnerable. But if the station is cut off, their own generators kick in. - What if they don't work? . - There's four of them. No risk. There goes number three. I'm going to call for help. Go away from the window. Get out, hurry! - What's wrong?
. - The line's dead. On the floor. On the floor! . We've just received something you need to see. We'd have surface contamination and deaths near the scene and in all surrounding areas. Get in. Wait for me. Don'tlet anyone see you. Lock the doors. Is this some kind of joke? . -When did you get it? . - Just now. So the govemment confirms that Forsmark has been attacked? . - Yes. - What about the film? . - Don't show it. - Why not? . It's a matter of national security. - You're going to chance it then? . - How do you mean? . And hope they don't blow it up.
- Are Forsmark's guards unarmed? . - Yes. The same goes for all Swedish nuclear power stations. It's a political decision. Police! On the ground! Where's Mom? . -What's going to happen to Tom? . - We're going to take him in. He's got a couple of cousins ofthe same age, so it will be fline. We've looked after Tom before when ever Kim went away on her long trips. - His father... - Kim never told us who he was. - She never mentioned him? . - No. Maybe she didn't want anything to do with him. Maybe. I don't think so though. I think his father was the love of her life. But something went wrong. Maybe they were too different. She was the way she was. She didn't want to settle down. - Maybe. - No. You look very smart.
- Take care. - The lot? . The lot. - Will you come visit now and then? . - Of course I will. I'm your... buddy. How did it go? . There's something I haven't told you. - Your son? . - Yes. - Does Tom know? . - No. - You don't want to... - No, not just yet. I didn't want to present him with a dad in the middle of the funeral. He's in good hands with Tom and her family. For now. Until the grieving is over. Both for him and for me. Subtitles·. Helle Schou Kristiansen It's a day of high emotion as we open our doors To a nation from beyond our imagination. The captains of our 29 ships are present.
The visitors didn't just get here. They've been here for years. There's others out there like me. we'll help. there were hundreds of images being captured by the damn jackets. why don't they just annihilate us and get it over with? They need us for something. we want to provide Complete medical services to all. john may started the fifth column- The first group of visitors to ever turn against the leadership. the fifth column says hello. georgie, thiss erica. I brought a friend. hello. hello. tyler's the one. you should use him. You're doing an excellent job. thank you, mother. georgie. I feel like I've been doing a lot of talking. Sorry about that. No, it's-it's okay. we're-we're grateful. You know so much more about the V's than we do. Been doing this a long time. They came after me when I first found out about them. I got away. my family didn't. Jack told me. I'm sorry.
How do you know so much about them? Been doing this even longer than georgie. Look, we all know why we're here. We need to hit them back for what they did to us at the warehouse. We don't have enough people to hit anyone back. We don't need a lot of people. We just need to get our hands on a V. Then what? Then we cut it open and we show the world what's underneath. If we do that, they got no choice but to retaliate. That's just a war we can't win. they'd wipe us out. Georgie, no one's backing down, But we have to be smart about how we fight. You didn't answer my question before How do you know so much about the V's? You got nothing to worry about with ryan. He saved my ass at the warehouse. If it wasn't for him, I'd be dead right now. why? Why didn't you just tell them that you're a V? It's a priest and an FBI agent. What, you can't trust them? what is wrong with you? I better not ever hear you talk about skinning a V again. His name was dale maddox, a sleeper agent we had installed in the new york fbi office. And you're telling me he was murdered aboard my ship? Yes. in the medical bay. We've never had a murder any of our ships. Who would do such a thing?
There are rumors of traitors aboard-fifth column. We can't afford any kind of dissonance among our people. Joshua, assemble a team immediately and find out who did this. Hi, sweetheart. You working? Can I talk to you for a minute? Absolutely. can you give me two minutes? ...than the visitors' high commander, anna. I understand you have some exciting news to share with us today. we do, chad. we're announcing a new program that will spread the miracles of our healing centers to countless people. do you know when she'll be back? Well, is there another doctor I can see? no, it's all right. Yeah, thanks anyway. You all right? I feel like crap. You know, there's that nasty bug that's going around. No, it's these meds. they're making me so tired. I'm trying to get 'em changed, but dr. soder's out of town till next week. Maybe I should just stop taking them. No, you can't just stop taking heart medication. I know. I'll be fine. I've just got a couple of clients today, so I'm gonna take it easy. Okay. You need anything, you let me know, okay? I will. Love you.
I love you. which brings me to today's announcement. our physicians are able to treat a number of human ailments, but preventative medicine is also important. we've developed an injection- call it a vitamin supplement- designed to strengthen the immune system. not just strengthen it, I'm told, but supercharge it to help fight off numerous forms of cancer, other diseases, even stave off the effects of aging. all true. we'll be offering the injections around the clock at our healing centers in the days to come. any chance you're gonna cure the common cold for us? your flu shots will have to suffice. I'm afraid even we haven't cracked the common cold. I guess even the V's have their limitations. anna, thank you so much for being with us. mom... It's been, like, way more than two minutes. Yeah. um... yes. Sorry. Hi. hey. I'm all yours. Okay... okay. It's-it's about the girl you met last night-Lisa. Half-naked girl in my son's room lisa. mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. do you-okay. o- okay. I'm not gonna get it. I wanna hear. I'm not gonna get it. it's work.
I mean, you should take it. it's fine. Will you hold on for a second? 'cause I will get rid of 'em. Okay? evans. yeah, it's ryan. Yeah, I'm gonna need to call you back. what? no, this can't wait. No, ty. bubba. what- no, mom, seriously, it-it's fine. No, I'm-I can-I w- well, we'll talk about it later. We can... Yeah. We need to meet... right now. This thing that anna's calling a vitamin injection- She's lying. How do you know? a couple years ago, I took out a cell of V scientists. They were working on an injection. They tried to mass produce and distribute it among humans. If you're gonna put something harmful into a vitamin, Then why do you go on television, make such a big deal about it? anna wouldn't make an announcement like this if it wasn't something big. I know what I'm talking about. They've reactivated this plan. so they're gonna what-They're gonna take us out one shot at a time? No, this is part of something that's-that's just much bigger. Now I know the names of the V's that were involved the last time. some of them survived. Maybe you can run 'em through the fbi, See who's still out there.
Mm. this isn't getting us anywhere. Is that all of them? Yeah. No. Try peter combs. He was a lab assistant, pretty low level. That's him. Professor of chemistry? not low level anymore. This peter combs-he's a V? he's a V yeah, I say we track him down and find out what he's up to. How about we just take him out? taking out one V is not gonna get us anywhere. If we follow him, he'll lead us to a bigger part of the puzzle. Seriously, that's the plan? Follow him? That's the plan. I can't talk to my mom anymore. I've tried telling her about this girl I met... She won't give me two seconds. she doesn't trust me. She just keeps on telling me, "stay away from the V's. " and you don't know how to tell her that the V's are important to you? She doesn't want to hear it. Look... I joined the peace ambassadors. If my mom knew, she would go ballistic. she thinks the V's are evil. and how do you see them?
The world's broken. They're fixing it. All we do is, we get in their way. They got these healing centers. The things they can do... Have you been down there to the healing centers? No. not yet. Why? I just... I've been tempted myself to check them out. I hear you have to wait months though. Well, I mean, if you really wanna go, I - I might be able to help. I - I kinda know someone. That's really sweet of you, tyler. I might actually take you up on that. I hear they're curing blindness, Helping handicapped people walk, all these great things, and... My mom will never know because she won't even talk to one. you know, I shouldn't even care. I'm gonna be 18 in a month, and then after that I won't have to deal with any of this. your mom doesn't stop being a mom because you're 18. - yeah. well, I feel like she stopped being by mom a long time ago. I thought it might take longer, But I think tyler's ready. Good. Bring him up to the ship. Tell him I wanna meet him. = It's Only The Beginning =-
Thank you again for doing this report on our healing centers. It's not like I had much of a choice. Anna wouldn't do the interview with me unless I did this. That was amazing. And that's why we want you to share our story with the world. this is tyler. leave a message. still can't get ahold of him? He's mad at me. Ah. you wanna talk about it? I do not. Okay. hello? Hey, it's ryan. we're set. Class is out in 15 minutes. When combs heads to his car, we got him covered. I'm on the ground floor. georgie's upstairs. I'm checking in with georgie now. You've interviewed all of the medical staff? Extensively. we couldn't find anyone Who could shed any light on the murder. How many of your staff were on duty that day? 14, maybe 15. Gather them. They've already been questioned. I understand that. Gather them anyway. you have to get off the ship. I am not running.
You're too important. the column needs you. you'll carry on, and so will the others. no, you cannot be sacrificed no matter what. I won't let it happen. Hey, combs. I'm gonna cut you open and show the world what you are. Get the car. georgie. You need to pressure on that wound. What the hell happened? He just started shooting at me. We need to get him some help. I'm gonna take care of combs. What happened? I don't know yet. You got him? I got him. I'll take care of georgie. just be safe. you, too. Did you think you were gonna get away? Huh? you thought you were gonna get away this time. You can't stop us, filthy traitor! No! no! You're a visitor. What the hell is going on? Erica, you and I want the same thing.
We both want to know what combs was doing. Except now I got nothing. you just shot him. He was gonna kill you. We're on the same side, erica. Everything that I've told you is true. Except that you're a visitor. Never said I wasn't. Sirens are gettin' close. What's it gonna be? Hi. uh, a friend of mine called and made an appointment for me. The diagnostic scan provides an image Of every system in your body on a cellular scale- A level of detail our medical technology Can't even begin to fathom. Okay, I'm all set. Now for anyone who's had an m. r. i. or a c. a. t. scan, This scan is... Well, I gotta say, it's kinda pleasant. Okay, cut. Check that back for me, will you, gary? thank you. Getting everything you need, mr. decker? Yeah. Could use a little more freedom to walk around, Talk to some of the patients... you know, alone. I understand. Tight schedule, I'm afraid. Maybe next time.
How does a priest know the way around a bullet wound? Army chaplain. two tours in iraq. You and the blonde are full of surprises. You went after that v in the garage, didn't you? I did what was right if we want to win this thing. You got lucky. the bullet went through. oh, yeah, I feel lucky. All right... This is gonna hurt. You know, pretty soon, you' gonna need to decide what you are- A priest or a soldier. Okay, look, We're not gonna get anywhere until you get your question out, So... go. What happened to combs? Suicide pill. Leaves no real evidence behind, nothing but ash. All V's carry one. next. He called you a traitor. Are there other V's like you fighting against anna? They're called the fifth column. Good to know. Good. This just looks like paperwork. He would get all of his supplies from his department, right? probably. So what's his connection to the lyndhurst shipping company? Let's go check it out.
The murdered sleeper agent was a valuable asset. Had he been debriefed, he would have provided us with invaluable information. Someone prevented that from happening. Would you please join the rest? You are a part of the medical staff, aren't you? Unless the guilty party steps forward to take responsibility, I'm gonna need to choose one of you To set an example. The innocent will suffer. Last chance. Long live the fifth column. Joshua. As lead medical officer, you will carry out the sentence. Skin him. Am I in trouble with your mom? Why would you be in trouble? I don't know. When you called and said she wanted to meet me, If it was my mom, I'd be in trouble. Mine's not like that. You guys are so much more evolved than we are. Oh, my god. that-that's anna. D- do you know her or... Yeah. that's my mom. Come on. Lisa's told me all about you. She, uh, didn't tell me, uh, a lot about you. But, uh... But I already know a I-lot about you, so...
I'd like to take some time to get to know tyler. Is that all right with you? Sure. Don't worry. She doesn't bite. See you later. Excuse me. can I talk to you for a second? Thank you. I'm so lost. I was looking for 5700 gibbs, and-and- You know, that address is right over-uhh! Erica. How's georgie? He'll be fine. What are you doing? Protocol nine. tells everybody in the building to evacuate immediately. They'll meet at a rally point off site until further notice. Should buy us some time while we're in there. There you go. All right. let's do it. Lisa's happiness has always been the highest priority for me. Right now you seem to be a big part of her life. She's quite taken with you. Me too. I mean, you know, with her. Good. I'm glad. I wanted to make sure you felt the same. I think it's universal instinct for mothers to be protective of their young. Lisa mentioned you liked motorcycles.
Yeah, I'm kind of hooked on machines. Well... I think you'll enjoy this. This is the propulsion system we use on each of our 29 ships. This... is the engine room. You've gotta be kidding me. No human has ever seen this before. You are the first, tyler. I thought you'd like it. How could you do this? How could you sacrifice yourself? You had to be protected. you're one of anna's closest advisors. That makes you the best hope for the column. I can't move my body. I gave you something. I can't do this. she suspects you. that's why she's making you do it. You have to. Joshua, do it. my death will be meaningless if you're found out. Erica! Come on. You gotta see this. R6? What the hell is r6? That's what they're putting their vitamin shot. They're experimenting on people. Is that the vitamin shot?
No. it's the flu vaccine. What, human vaccine? They're not mixing their drug into the vitamin shot. they're mixing it into our flu vaccine. Shipment leaves tomorrow. they did everything from here- Tested it on humans, Packaged it to look like the flu shot. When this shipment mingles with the real shots, No one will be able to tell the difference. And no government agency's gonna be worrying about a flu vaccine When theve got a V vitamin to evaluate. which, in all likelihood, is nothing more than a vitamin shot. They know exactly how to play us. The media bombards us with stories of epidemics, pandemics, so we run out. we get a shot to protect ourselves. That's what the V's are counting on- Our-our predictability, Our human nature. It's very calculated, isn't it? Everything that anna does is calculated. So what, we stop doing what makes us human? All I'm saying is the more predictable we are, The more vulnerable we are. I'm gonna keep this as evidence. The rest we destroy. The diagnostic scan detected your heart condition, And it is a condition we can heal. oh, my god. that's wonderful. I was just looking for a change in me. But the thing is, ms. stevens, the diagnostic also turned up something else. Something else?
They came back. They figured it out. they know we're here. You guys go. I'll be there. where the hell are you going? Every V security system has a fail-safe. Hurry. come on! they're coming! let's go! Mr. decker. Yes? May we have a word before you go? Okay. I'm sorry. I just - I wanted to make sure I heard you right. You think I'm gonna die? Had you not come here, almost certainly. In approximately six months, you will develop a basilar artery aneurysm. But we can heal you, prevent it from developing. You wouldn't be offended ff I got a second opinion, would you? Your technology won't be able to detect this until it's too late. I know this kind of news is difficult, mr. decker. But the science is incredibly accurate. Would you like a printout of your medical history to take with you to your second opinion? I didn't give you my medical history. We analyze in four dimensions- the fourth being time. Medically we can determine what's going to happen as well as what's already happened. any trauma your body sustained over the years,
There's a biological marker of it stored in every cell. We just extrapolate the data. Chicken pox at age 8, bronchitis at 14, A broken femur, 26. Appendicitis at 31 And migraines your whole life. As I said, Chad, incredibly accurate. But the good news is, we can heal you. The bad news is there is a long waiting list. Though I suppose if you're open to it, we could work something out. It may not be anything more than a hiccup to Anna, but tonight we landed a punch. Yeah, we did. Speaking of punches, father, you got a hell of a right hook. That V didn't see it coming. You guys gonna be okay getting home? - Yeah, we'll manage. - Yeah. We made a difference tonight. Our plan is beginning to take hold. Lisa was right. Tyler is the one. What is it? The warehouse containing all of the r6 compound has been lost. - How? - In an explosion. It's all been destroyed. It was sabotage. We received a message from the warehouse moments before. Word has spread quickly. Every ship has heard.

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