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told you 'bout throwing them xxx. everything is not a ball. dang this little girl and this bed. Jesus. Nutty professor. you wan' see the Nutty professor? 'ey 'ey 'ey 'ey. don't act a fool! lemme smell your feet! this ringer must be on low. the battery 's gone out o' here. I like this little xxx. don't know what they did with the remote. that's a car. car. lemme see if this still on here! yeah [voice]. xxx it went all the way up. see if he wanna. it's for you to talk. what's that? the wheel. see these? they go anyway but these electronically controlled. by the remote. and I don't know where the remote is. say car! car. come over here with me so I can find both us something to wear! two to ten with these little girls is not my idea of fun.
'cause they bad and I done gave all of them xxx xxx. three days worth. what's today? the tenth? today is the eleventh. and I gave them xxx through the twelfth. making all that noise. oh praise God for another day! it look pretty out there. don't do that, son! yeah you gon' fall and bust your big head. ball. ball. here. xxx give it to you. let you play with it on the floor. you want that ball? here. it don't have any air in it. ball. prob'ly some xxx. don't know where your daddy got that ball. but he needta take this big one out o' my house. taking up too much room. and a tennis ball he play xxx xxx xxx. alrightie. Sunday whenever he xxx xxx xxx. think it's his house. clutter up. where he stay.
stop! uhuh uhuh. don't do that! well if you want the car here. play with it! I don't care. I gotta look for something. xxx you fall out too much. that don't work here, son. Man man, stop making all that noise! what you do with the ball? you just sleepy. I'm trying to keep you up. here here. you don't hafta make all that noise xxx. here. play with this Teletubby poster! I gotta find me something to wear and I hafta do it while I'm with you. now I'm gon' wear this. I'm 'a pull it up. see what I'm saying? it go up my stomach xxx like that. xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx. xxx xxx xxx. Mama. well I can't understand that other xxx. what you xxx get mad at me for? you want the ball? huh? yeah.
hm? ball. you want that ball? that's tip Dipsy. you know them little things you squeeze? it say uh. it say " Tinkywinky. " Tinkywinky. that's the only Teletubby we have. the purple one. there Rugrats. you like them? there's Tommy. Chuckie. and Phil and Lil. Phil and Lil. no, Phillip. he'll be saying " shut up, Lillian! " what what what? you like these? Dipsy. what? you wanna go to sleep? see I found my shirt. let's just find my pants! we can get out o' here. I need a dress xxx all these clothes. I needta stop buying clothes.
get you all some xxx. xxx xxx. I'm 'a do that. all this xxx I don't xxx xxx. xxx xxx xxx xxx. xxx savings bond doing this. xxx xxx xxx. gimme a kiss! tear it up! say [noise]! sleepy. xxx xxx. sleepy. here. I'll fix you up tight. xxx xxx [noise]. you can. you can lay down right there. while I look for me some pants. okay? hm? you want some? okay get out! you don't. you don't hafta whine you know? alright I'll go along with you. just wanna go to sleep? yeah. uhhuh. you just wanna go to sleep?
gim' kiss! that's Winnie the Pooh. it don't work. it don't have no batteries. but it taught your sister how to count. it can teach you too. where these white pants? my. goodness. I don't wanna wear them capris. I might. one white shoe. look in my closet. I don't know why xxx xxx just keep buying stuff. those those are white pants. I don't like the way they fit. I need some starch, man. here I'm fi'in' 'o get out o' here. I found xxx. here. I gotta iron this stuff. I'm fi'in' 'o put you to sleep these last thirty minutes 'cause I'll do my own stuff. xxx xxx xxx xxx [noise]. from last night. wait a minute! I don't need this any more [noise]. I need some shoes [noise]. some o' this stuff 'posed to be out in the garage with the winter clothes now. stuff I ain't gonna think about wearing. not during the summertime.
I oughta put the one clothes up. now when do? when am I gonna have time to do anything? I don't work eleven to nine 'til tomorrow. but Thursday I'm 'a be tired, man. got some comfortable shoes on. now let's! come on! now we can get out o' here. what is wrong? hm? byebye. byebye. byebye. byebye. we gotta find you something to wear now. whatcha wanna wear? hm? Kids r us. I don't even know where one is. Toys r us Babies r us Kids r us. toys kids and baby. useta be one out in. it's one in. in South county. I mean xxx xxx. I'll call around some. for Babies r us. I don't wanna buy you clothes. I want that bed.
I'll look for you something to wear. here why don't you just lay down 'cause you aggravating me? your baba has water in it. what you do with it? I don't even know what you did with the thing. baba. this water has bleach in it hopefully. it's doing something for that. I don't know what you did with that bottle. I don't see it. what you do with it? hm? you got three of 'em around here. I don't even see your cup. I don't see anything. cup. should ha' take that stuff to work and wash it. I'm looking for it. lemme look under the couch okay? lemme look under there! = = = childes/CHILDES_NA/Brent/s1/000902.cha = = = go byebyes? did you say byebye? huh? yeah. right. you know byebye. where's byebye? can you say byebye?
what's that up there? is that Mommy's shelf? Mommy's xxx. mhm. where you going? say byebye! did your cup go byebye? byebye. can Timmy say byebye? here. yum yum yum. yummy yummy yummy. lemme feed ya! oh you want Mommy's hand? you wanna look at Mommy's ring? Mommy's ring. wanna look? yeah you gonna see Mommy's ring? you can play with them. mhm. say “yum yum yum”! yum yum yum. you almost done. mhm. almost done eating, bud'? xxx what's that? did you get some carrot in your mouth? there. chew it up! mm.
cereal. oatmeal cereal. and some carrots. you want some carrots? here you go. the cough. that's a boy. what? oh xxx. some more carrot. carrot carrot carrot. they're good for your eyes. aren't they? huh? where's your eyes? eyes. mouth. open your mouth! that's your mouth. your mouth. what's in your mouth? you have a tongue in there? and some teethies. you have some teethies in there? I'm gonna get that tongue. I'm gonna get it. where's your tongue? say! that's your tongue. right?
say! where's that tongue? I'm gonna get it. say “this is your spoon”! right? spoon. is that your spoon? spoon. wanna hold your spoon? you hold your! wanna hold it for a little bit? you can hold it. is that your spoon? what is that, Tim? makes noise. 'cuse you! what is that? here you wanna give to Mommy? huh? wanna give your spoon to Mommy? can Mommy have it? say thank you! thank you. does Timmy want it? there you go. yeah that's how you eat. you put your spoon in your mouth. that's a boy. there's nothing on it now 'cause you're all done. say “all gone”!
all gone. Mommy needta go get a paper towel to wipe your mouth? uhhuh. you eating? is it yummy? oops. where did your spoon go? did it go down there? Mommy 's gonna hafta go back and get it. here. Mommy get it. say “thank you, Mom”! right? here's your cup. you wanna put it in there? you can put it in there. good job. good job, Tim. just make sure this tape is working. okay. put it in! yeah. are you making lots of noise? are you making lots of noises? uhhuh. am I your Mamama? that's your. dirty jar. I hafta put it away. say where's your Mamama!
say Mamama! okay let's put the spoon away! and we wash off the spoon. and let's wash up Timmy's face. where's his face? it's so dirty. such a dirty face. say “dirty dirty dirty”! okay. we're almost done. I know. this is not your favorite part of eating. okey dokey how 'bout your hands? are they dirty? lemme see 'em! that's a boy. okay. oh it's not so bad. it's not so bad. you wanna get down? d' you wanna get down? huh? d' you wanna get up? okay. you wanna go in and play? huh? you wanna go in and play? okay. come on! let's go play!
what are we gonna play with? ready? big. boy. 'kay. let's go in and play! there was a bird on the step. did you see that birdie? he flew away. he say “chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp”. maybe later we we'll walk down and get the mail. okay? maybe later. we can walk down and get the mail. come on! let's see what there is to play with here! blankie out? where's your blankie? where? where's your bunny? where's that bunny? there he is. get him! you wanna play with your balls? here's your food. say hello! hello. say hi! where's that phone? what else do you want?
you want your bouncy ball? where's your bouncy ball? bouncy ball. that's your bunny. uhoh. oh my goodness. yeah. get another ball out! and we're gonna put it back in. oopsie. can you get it? go get it! say hello! hello. yeah. that's your phone. say! hello. in the bowl it goes. xxx gon' get it? here's this one. where are they? they don't have any more. tickle tickle tickle. hello. where do you wanna put the phone? in the bowl. did you put it in the bowl? in the bowl. uhhuh.
yes. cover your mouth! you gotta cover that old mouth. is that the ball? say ball! xxx day. go get it! oh I love you. what's in there? hi. oh look at all that! gotta wipe that up. what do what else do you want? you want your school bus? where's your school bus? you want me to get your school bus? or do you want those? xxx day. yeah. you want me to get that for you? huh? are you gonna crawl? there it is. okay. Mommy get it. there. here I'll sit you up. and then you can play with that. what's that? who's that?
is that a man? you wanna put the man here? you wanna put him here? and put the rings around him? there's one ring. are you gonna shake him? look at where that ring went! did that go on Timmy's arm? you want it to go on Timmy's other arm? say! put your arm in it! oopsie. can you put it on Mommy's arm? you want it to go here? that's a boy. here put it on your arm! what? this is gonna go. I'm gonna put this on your foot. where's Timmy's foot? say “where's Timmy's foot”! peekaboo. you wanna put it back on? where's Timmy's tootsies? peekaboo. uhoh. whoa. you almost went over. thank you. where does that go?
does that go on your hand? that's on Timmy's hand. are you gonna get up with the sofa? did that get on your? tootsie? did that get on your tootsie? you want Big bird? where's Big bird? and your bus. you want Mommy to get Big bird off? you want Mommy to get him off? huh? you're trying. you want Mommy to? thank you. pop. and there's Big bird. Big bird. 's that his big feet? you gonna eat Big bird? and those are his tootsies. here let's put your rings on. you wanna put it on? here you go. oops. here. here's your ring. what? there's your ring. good job.
here's another one. good job, Tim. uhhuh. where's your bouncy ball? say yeah! yeah. yeah. you wanna put this ring on? here. put this one on! good job. and this one. the green one. wanna put the green one on? good job. good, Tim. and the blue one. you wanna put Big bird on? let's put Big bird on! say “Big bird”! pop. there he is. all his rings. all fall down. now where do you wanna go? mhm. you wanna get up on the sofa. do you wanna get up? up. you're getting brave.
you're getting to be a brave boy. say up! there's your people. there's the kids. wanna put 'em together? 't's put 'em together! say together! apart. can you do it? you're just gonna eat 'em huh? together. do 'em together! say together! can you help Mommy? together. apart. together. apart. together apart. you do it! together. thank you. together. you wanna put 'em in your bus? say! put 'em in! gonna get Timmy. he's gonna get Timmy. kisses for Mommy. and a hug.
there's Big bird. xxx day. the chair. that's your man behind the chair. thank you. say haha! you laughing? where's? oh where you going? where you going? oh gimme kisses and hugs! where's your kisses and hugs? I love you. stand up! up. up and down. way back. say “way back”! up up up up up up up up up up up. say “up up up up up up up up up”! stand up! and sit down! say boopsieboo! say whee! that's a clock, Tim. it says “three o'clock”. it's three o'clock. three o'clock oh three o'clock. stand up! sit down!
say “how big is Timmy”! what you doing? so big. wanna go back? back back back back back. whee. up up up up up up up. and go back! back back back back back back back. back back back. up up up up up up up. that's your bus. get your bus! say thank you! you okay? say “bouncy ball”! bouncy ball. say “bouncy ball”! ball. you want your ball? and Big bird. throw Mommy the ball! here. here, Tim. here. Mommy have the ball? uhoh. all gone. where did it go? under the chair.
say “bouncy ball”! yeah. yeah bouncy ball. you wanna get up don't you? you okay? come 'ere! let's move these toys out! come 'ere! you want me to help you stand up there? here. let Mommy help ya! what? you gonna stand up there? and get the pillow. that's a big pillow. where do we wanna put it? say boops! do we wanna put this up here? you getting tired? of standing? is it yummy? Tim, lemme check your pants okay? whoa. lemme check your pants! let's lay down here! lemme check ya! there you are. say “let's check 'em”! mhm. yes.
uhhuh. say Mamama! where's Mamama? huh? where's Mamama? wanna sit up? and say “sit up”! and do exercises. say! spread 'em together! down. up. spread 'em together! down. xxx xxx. bicycle bicycle. sit up! a one. a two. a three. say “we sit up”! yeah. whoa. are you going back? up up up up up. oopsie. where you going? tickle tickle tickle. I'm gonna tickle Timmy. get those piggies!
get 'em! where's your piggies? sit up! would you like to go get your coat on? and go down and get the mail with Mommy? oh my. what? wanna get the mail? go down and get the mail? we go outside and get it. hm? you wanna take a little walk outside? let's go up and get your coat! should we clean up some toys first? let's clean up Big bird! let's put Big bird back and let's put your balls in here! balls in the bowl. here. one. two. three. put your people back in the bus! one. two. three. four. some more. five six seven. eight. nine.
people are missing. here's ten. where's eleven? oopsie. can't have that. oh you can't have that. you wanna play with that microphone. don't ya? come on! where's twelve? should have twelve people. oh well. we'll hafta look for the other one later. okay? there's twelve. you wanna get your coat on and go for a walk with Mom? we wanna go down to the post office. to the mailbox. I think I put your coat upstairs. huh? oh look at all that sunshine! put your coat on! huh? yeah. say “let's go for a walk, Mom”! say “let's go for”! a walk. first let's put your coat on! then we go byebye. go byebye?
outside. see what we can see outside! you're okay. whoopsie. there you go. let's button up your coat! say snap! snap up your coat xxx. snap. and. oopsie Mommy did something wrong. she got it all wrong. do it again. one. two. three. four. five. guess we should put up your hat huh? we should put up your hood? cover your legs! say whoops! there's your hat. say “hat hat hat”! and go outside! come on! go down and get the mail! where's the mail? you wanna hold Mommy's keys? huh?
wanna take a walk with Mom? let's wait 'til this truck leaves 'cause it's a loud noise! xxx a loud noise. wanna hold Mama's keys? look! mkay. it 's gotten chillier out. it 's gotten a little chilly out. hasn't it? we'll just take a real quick walk. then we'll come back in. real quick walk. what? it's windy. see it? it's windy. it's so windy. what? do you see? that a big boat? are you looking up in the sky? oh lots of mail. the mail. hm? that's Mommy's and Daddy's mail. right? you holding it? mhm. lot's of papers. uhoh.
I hear a plane. hear a plane? there we go. we're back home. now we got our mail. here. let's take your coat off! peekaboo. say peekaboo! you wanna play? huh? you wanna play? bounce your ball! what? shall we go downstairs and play some? you know what's downstairs, Tim? you car 's down there. your car is down there. you wanna go downstairs and ride your car? huh? you wan' go downstairs? no no. say “no no”! come on! that's for Mommy. shut the door! uhhuh. come on! let's see what's down here! say down!
let's see what's down here! remember what Mommy got out for you yesterday? remember? you wanna play with it? huh? you wanna ride it? huh? do you like to ride it? come on! here's your car. wanna get on it? yeah. there you go. say whee! you wanna ride it? let's go! let's say whee! hold on! hold onto the bar! and we're gonna go. whee. say “turn around”! you like it? say whee! you gonna get down and play with it? there. remember how we we we can open this? here. you wanna put something in it? let's see what you can put in it!
what can you put in there? you can put your puppy. puppy. wanna put him in there? here's your puppy dog. here. you wanna put some groceries in? here. you wanna do it? say yeah! where did they go? here. lift it up! groceries. you gonna put puppy in there? say puppy! puppy. you wanna take puppy for a ride? he go for a ride. whee. say “whee, puppy”! oops. say whee! where's puppy? come on! you're okay. come on! sit up! one. two.
three. sit up! one two three. sit up! is your car moving? yeah. it can move. uhhuh. let's not eat that! that's yucky. put it in here! put it in your car! close it up! here. there. yeah, Tim. say thank you! here you want it? say thank you! here you open it. open it up! whoa. open it up! say “open open open”! there. here you wanna put this in? thank you. whee. you wanna go get um? Big bird.
lemme go over here and get your Big bird! and Cookie monster toy. what's this? what's this, Tim? close 'em up! Cookie monster. can we open 'im? here. close him up! say “byebye, Cookie monster”! say! hello, Elmo. hello. byebye. hello. say “byebye, Elmo”! look! hi, Ernie. byebye, Ernie. hello, Big bird. say byebye! Big bird. and byebye, Bert. did you put your puppy up there? lemme! are you gonna get that pup' those puppy's ears? that puppy's ears. say! say byebye! byebye, Bert.
Bert. hi, Elmo. that's Elmo, Tim. yeah. that's like you have an Elmo doll upstairs don't you, bud'? you have Elmo upstairs? where's Cookie monster? here's Cookie monster. say! Cookie monster. say “byebye, Cookie monster”! hi, Bert. byebye. whoa. turn it over! what's back there? that's a hole. is your finger in there? uhhuh. yeah. you wanna give Mommy hugs and kisses? say whee! do whee! you wanna get up on your car? come 'ere! we'll get up on your car. here he is. he's a big guy. gon' go for a ride? say!
whee. what a big boy. hold on! say “hold on”! yeah that's how you hold on. whoa. say “whoa, horsie”! hold on! and get down! say! whee. you gon' get it? wanna go get it? hm? oh I love ya. you want Mommy to go get your car? let's go get it! yeah. what else do you see over there? whee. Mommy's shoes. I'm gonna tickle you. wanna do eensie weensie spider? come on! you wanna sit up and do eensie weensie spider? do eensie weensie spider! say! the eensie weensie spider went up the water spout [sung]. down came the rain and washed the spider out [sung]. out came the sun and dried up all the rain [sung].
and the eensie weensie spider went up the spout again. oh I'm gonna hafta get ya. you wanna read a story? you wanna read a book? you can play with this. here. sit here and play with this okay? Mommy 's gonna go get your book. Mommy go get your book. mhm. look! look, Tim! here's your animal book. look at your animal book! that's not a cat. that's. let's see if the xxx aren't working! that's a moo cow. here's a rooster. that's a rooster. must not be working too well here. cock a doodle doo. and here's your horsie. neigh. and here's your lamb. your sheep. baa. and here's your kitty cat. meow meow. and your doggie.
what? okay. here's your cow. moo. and your rooster. cock a doodle doo. and your horsie. horsie. and sheep. baa. kitty. meow meow. and doggie. you wanna look at it? owl. oh you want this one? this is about baby's first Christmas book. who's that? is that Santa claus? does he go “ho ho ho”? hm? that Santa? look! and a wreath. mhm. that's a big for Timmy. see the candle? oh we don't put them in our mouth. yuck yuck. no we can't put the books in our mouth.
no. we can look at the pictures. say wreath! and candle. no. holly. you getting sleepy already? I can't believe that. no no. yucky yucky. you can't put that book in your mouth. here look at the! look at the animals! cow. what does a cow say? does a cow say “moo moo”? moo moo. and a rooster says “cock a doodle doo”. yucky. xxx xxx. the book makes sounds. mhm. let's move this out of the way! Tim. oh my goodness. are you a fussies? hm? are you a fussy? you wanna go up and get something to drink? you want something to drink?
hm? wanna go up and get some water? let's go up and get some water! okay? go get some water! I love you. let's go get some water! wanna get some water? say “up the steps we go”! wanna go up? up up up. say up! up. yeah. now where's that water? got your cup? put some water in it! yum yum. put the lid on it! you were thirsty. is Mommy gonna have some water too? here. want some more? wanna play in your exersaucer for a little bit? mhm. you want some more? some more water. okay. let's play in here for a little bit! hm?
say whee! where's your man? here's your man. where does he go? put him in your car! where's your car? yeah. what? mhm. what's the matter? Mommy sit here. the doggie. thank you. say “thank you, Mom”! where did it go? here it is. quack quack quack. thank you. where does your man go? look! Tim. put your man in here! put him in here! where's your finger? hm? where's your finger? put it in here! here. want Mommy help? say “xxx day”!
I'm gonna put those beads on our head. oopsie. say uhoh! where are they? oh they fell off. lemme put 'em on your head! can you play peekaboo? where's peekaboo? say! Timmy. peekaboo. say! Timothy, peekaboo. say peekaboo! can you do peekaboo? huh? can you do peekaboo? say “peeka'”! look where he went! say uhoh! where did he go? say “byebye, toys”! can you wave byebyes? hm? say “byebye, toys”! can you wave byebyes? byebye. bouncy. are you bouncing bouncing bouncing? oh my goodness it's bright.
= = = childes/CHILDES_NA/Brent/s1/001015.cha = = = xxx Mommy to wash your hair [noise]? you want Mommy to wash your hair? where's your hair? is your hair up here? on your head [whispered]? Mommy gonna wash it [noise]? [vocalize]. Mommy wash it and then you can um. Mommy wet it with this and then you can have this [noise]. mhm. yeah. oh boy. Timmy's gonna smell so nice [noise]. Timmy's gonna be so clean. say “rub a rub a rub rub”! see that soap! sudsy huh? [nonspeech]. thank you [voice]. you can get it. [vocalize]. you wanna get it? you can get it. get it! say “get it”! [vocalize]. [involuntary]. are you eating that washcloth huh?
is that yummy for Timmy [noise]? [vocalize]. okay. you wanna lean back [noise]? gonna lean back. 'kay? can you lean back [noise]? put your head back [noise]! say “put your head back” [noise]! [speechplay]. can you put your head back, sweetie, like this? [speechplay]. oops. [involuntary]. Tim [laugh]. that might hurt [noise]. lean back! put your head back [noise]! say “head back” [noise]! oh you getting water on ya [voice]. say “oh whee” [voice]! [laugh]. you don't like all that water huh? you're okay. let's put some more on! do some more [noise]! put your head back! whee [noise]. you want the rag? [speechplay].
let's do one more! one more. say whee [voice]! here. finish up! whee [noise]. okay [laugh]. Mommy's done [noise]. [cough]. you okay? Mommy's done. [involuntary]. there you go. wanna play with this? oh [voice]. you gonna put the rag in there? want Mommy 'o dry your hair? Mommy's gonna dry it all up. say “dry it all up”! uhoh [noise]. [vocalize]. mhm. you want me to get it [noise]? say “where is that container”! [nonspeech]. there it is. say “there it is”! comb your hair. oh it's getting so long. mhm.
[vocalize]. are you sitting in your chair [whispered]? is that a chair for the bathtub? are you taking a bath? huh? are you taking a bath? say “duck duck duck duck duck duck” [voice]! [nonspeech]. hm [laugh]. [involuntary]. say “byebye, duck”! there you go. Mister America [sung]. uhoh. [vocalize]. mhm. [vocalize]. yeah. [sneeze]. God bless you. say “God bless you”! [vocalize]. you can have that. yep. it's Mommy's washcloth. and that's for Timmy's hair. is that his comb? hm? [cough]. oh.
[sneeze]. God bless you. what's 'e matter? you starting with a cold [voice]? are you ready to get out? huh? are you ready to get out? want Mommy to get you out? you ready? Mommy's gonna get you out. let's put this away [noise]! say whee [noise]! get all the water out of it! like that. we're gonna put this shampoo up here and we're gonna put this soap. where are we gonna put this soap? can I have this? oh. say whee [noise]! catch it! catch that water! rinse this container off with the washcloth! you wanna see this? [nonspeech]. you wanna catch the water? play Catch it [noise]! wanna catch it? catch it! [speechplay]. [laugh].
[involuntary]. play Catch it! [vocalize] [noise]. catch it [noise]! mm [laugh]. uhoh. all done. all gone. one more time [noise]. [speechplay] [noise]. catch it [noise]! catch it catch it catch it [noise]! oh [noise]. catch it [noise]! whee [noise]. all gone. [vocalize]. you gonna put duckie in? start letting that water out [noise]. maybe we'll wait 'til you're out [voice]. come on! gonna come up and get dried off. let's dry you off! uhhuh that's your towel. up! put your footsies up here! tootsies. get tho' tootsies! [involuntary]. get 'em!
come 'ere! [speechplay]. oh boyser. [vocalize]. are you cold? say! [labial]. [vocalize]. let's dry off! let's dry your piggies! mhm that's your bucket. mhm. let's dry those piggies! gonna get those piggies [voice]. I'm gonna dry 'em. " dry 'em off, Mom! " mkay? say “all dry”! [nonspeech]. dry 'em off! what [whispered]? [vocalize]. mhm [whispered]. [labial]. what do you see [whispered]? [vocalize]. soap. [vocalize]. can't have that right now. that's what Mommy useta wash you off.
hm? did Mommy wash you? [cry]. yeah. [cry]. we're gonna get your get dried off and get your clothes on okay? gotta get all dried off [whispered]. and then we go in and get your clothes on. and then I bet you're getting hungry for lunch. it's getting to be late. Mommy wanted to give you a bath while she had you undressed. right? [vocalize]. did you take a bath? [vocalize]. did you have fun in the bathtub? say bath! [nonspeech]. what a belly. [vocalize]. where's your belly? [vocalize]. you want Mommy 'o pick you up? huh? want Mommy to pick you up? [vocalize]. up. up up up up. say “up up up up”! up up up up.
[vocalize]. wha'? soap. is that what you're pointing to? say soap [noise]! soap soap soap. say whee [laugh]! [nonspeech]. [labial]. there he is. that nudieper. we gotta get some clothes on you. there's your clothes. we're gonna put your clothes on. yeah. we're gonna get get your clothes on. first we're gonna put your diaper on [voice]. okay? let's put your diaper on! here's your diaper [noise]. say “diaper diaper diaper” [noise]! diaper diaper diaper [noise]. up. up up up. are you sucking those fingers? can Mommy have some? [labial]. can Mommy have some fingers [noise]? [speechplay]. fingers.
yeah. are they yummy? are they yummy [noise]? 'kay [noise]. can Mommy have a taste? [nonspeech]. can Mommy have a taste? let's put some lotion on you! some lotion. on your legs. oh [voice]. we put some lotion on your legs and your tootsies. ah that lotion smells good. [nonspeech]. put it on your arms and your belly. shall we put it on your arms and your belly? say “arms and your belly” [noise]! where's your belly? say “belly belly belly”! hm. [involuntary]. where's your belly? where's that old belly? lemme see that belly! [vocalize]. can Mommy see your belly? [vocalize]. oh [voice]. [vocalize]. I got your belly [voice].
I tickle your belly. [involuntary]. and your back. [nonspeech]. [labial]. let's put your onesie on! put your onesie on. let's see [whispered]! what's on your onesie? is there an animal? see a little chick! [involuntary]. a little chick's on there. Mommy's [whispered]. [sneeze]. gonna sneeze. 'xcuse me! say “Mommy sneezed”! say “God bless you, Mommy”! " God bless you, Mommy. " [involuntary]. [nonspeech]. [laugh]. oh boy. there you go. say “there you go” [noise]! is your arm up there? [laugh]. what's your arm doing [noise]? [labial].
I'm gonna get it. say “snap snap snap”! snap. snap snap. [labial]. you're my 'tinker pots. put your socks on. cover up those piggies. we gotta cover up those piggies. we don't want them to get away do we? no. say “we don't want them to get away”! [nonspeech]. cover up xxx piggies. come on! uhoh. 'kay [whispered]. put your dinosaur outfit on. let's put your dinosaur outfit on! [cry] [noise]. [nonspeech]. put your arms through! [vocalize]. [speechplay]. [babble]. [speechplay]. [vocalize]. [speechplay]. [vocalize]. [speechplay].
is that your tongue? [vocalize]. I see your tongue [laugh]. [vocalize]. I see it. I'm gonna get it. [vocalize]. [laugh]. let Mommy get it! [vocalize]. [laugh]. you got Mommy's tongue. [involuntary]. [vocalize]. [laugh]. [vocalize]. [involuntary]. [speechplay]. [laugh]. [laugh]. [vocalize]. [nonspeech]. [laugh]. [laugh]. you getting Mommy's tongue? [vocalize]. [speechplay]. [nonspeech]. [babble]. [vocalize].
Timmy's tongue. [vocalize]. is that Timmy's tongue? [vocalize]. Timmy's tongue. [labial]. say! “almost dressed”, Tim! then we can go downstairs and get lunch. you wanna go and get lunch? say lunch! [babble]. lunch. [nonspeech]. what's for lunch? Mommy has fixed some macaroni and cheese and ham for you. I wanted to see if you could eat that today. mhm. you ready for lunch? [vocalize]. is your belly hungry? [nonspeech]. I bet it is. [babble]. I bet it is. let's snap you up in the back! stand up! oh that's Mommy's microphone. no. don't get it [whispered]!
you hafta say stuff in it. say hi! [nonspeech]. no. Mommy. it's for Mommy okay? and for Timmy to talk. [cry]. I know you want it. I know it's something different [noise]. [nonspeech]. no no. come on! let's put that back [whispered]! let's put that back okay [noise]? no no. uhuh. [vocalize]. [cry]. [vocalize]. getting hungry? say hungry! [vocalize]. [speechplay]. 'kay. no no, Tim. [cry]. there. [cry]. [nonspeech].
say “yay we're all ready”! [vocalize]. no no. let's go downstairs [whispered]! is that that big bottle of lotion [whispered]? we'll put that in the closet. then we'll let out your water while we're go downstairs. 'ay “did Timmy get a bath” [noise]! “sure did” say [noise]! sure did [noise]. do you feel clean [noise]? do you feel all clean [noise]? you smell good [noise]. oh boy do you smell good [noise]. lemme just comb your hair [noise]! mm [noise]. pretty [noise]. very nice [noise]. very very very nice [noise]. 'et's put your comb in the drawer [noise]! 'an you put that in there [noise]? okay? then we'll put your diaper in your pail [noise]. an' this is dirty. we got lots of diapers in here [whispered]. needta go. [vocalize]. you wanna open this? [involuntary]. open 'em!
put 'em open [whispered]! [nonspeech]. look! look outside, Tim! yeah. [vocalize]. you wanna close 'em? close 'em up! [laugh]. [vocalize]. close 'em up! [vocalize]. say byebyes! we go byebyes. you wanna go downstairs? eating lunch. oh Mommy hasta get you a bib [whispered]. where's that bib [noise]? we can put this on. there's Pooh. say “Pooh bear”! [babble]. what? look outside! look how pretty it is! I wonder how [noise]. it's warmer out. well it's a little warmer out [noise]. is it pretty? sunny.
maybe we'll walk down and get the mail a little later. after lunch? would you like to get the mail? huh? yeah Timmy likes to get the mail doesn't he [noise]? [vocalize]. mail. [vocalize] [noise]. [vocalize]. [laugh] [noise]. you gonna eat [noise]? [cry]. what? you wanna sit down on the floor for a minute? while Mommy fixes you your lunch. we'll get your abc. [cry]. oh [voice]. I know. Mommy get it for ya [noise]. she's gonna get you some macaroni and cheese and ham [noise]. and some carrots. does that sound yummy [noise]? for your lunch? does that sound like a yummy lunch [noise]? [babble] [noise]. [babble]. say “yummy yummy yummy” [noise]! [vocalize]. say uhoh [noise]!
uhoh. say uhoh! [vocalize]. [nonspeech]. can Mommy put this back in the refrig' [noise]? say “beep beeps”! 'kay. [babble] [noise]. is that Mommy's shoes? [babble]. [babble] [noise]. thank you. you wanna stick it here? [nonspeech]. [laugh]. there it is. that's your magnet. can you get it? let's put your bib on [noise]! [babble]. here. [vocalize]. [nonspeech]. [vocalize] [noise]. there we go [noise]. I don't think it sticks up there [noise]. mm [noise]. we got some yummies for ya, Tim [noise]. do you want some yummies [noise]? [babble].
say “yummy yummy yummy”! [vocalize] [noise]. [laugh]. okay. come on over here! come on! [laugh]. come on! [laugh]. sit down! crawl! come on! come on, Tim! come 'ere! [babble]. I'm gonna get you. [nonspeech]. [laugh]. [vocalize]. let's put this here! thank you. come on and eat! oh boy we got treats for ya, Tim. we got some treats for you. oh you're such a big boy. lemme buckle ya up [noise]! Mommy buckle ya up and put your tray on. here's your tray. [involuntary]. 'kay [noise].
[babble] [noise]. [vocalize]. 'kay. now look what we have for Timmy [whispered]! this is somethin' special [whispered]. you hafta chew it up 'kay [whispered]? can you chew it? it's macaroni [noise]. mm. can you chew it up? chew it up! oh my goodness that's good [noise]. say “yay that's so yummy” [noise]! [laugh]. xxx you want some carrots? carrots [whispered]. those are carrots. gotta chew those up a little bit too. hm? chew 'em up! [laugh]. mm [noise]. [babble] [noise]. [speechplay]. like it? [vocalize]. here. some carrots. Timmy. is it good?
[vocalize]. [laugh]. say “chew chew chew”! [vocalize]. [involuntary]. sit up! can you sit up? nice and straight. [nonspeech]. say “sit up”! say “so good”! good job. so good. eat some more macaroni? [nonspeech]. mm yummy yummy. [involuntary]. you say “yummy yummy”! [laugh]. have some carrots! [involuntary]. some carrots [voice]. [nonspeech]. there's some carrots. brought some more carrots. here you go, punkin. here you go. you 'anna take your fingers out please? take your fingers out! come on!
[nonspeech]. [vocalize]. 't's have some carrots! [involuntary]. and 'ome macaroni. you want some macaroni? would you like some macaronis? here's some macaronis. [involuntary]. look, Tim! macaronis. oh [voice]. macaronis. what a big boy eating that macaroni and cheese [noise]. what a big boy you are [noise]. go. oopsie. say yucks! yucky. say “yucky yucky”! got some on the tray. some carrots [whispered]. [vocalize]. look outside! you see the van? [vocalize]. the van's outside. [nonspeech]. macaroni [voice]. is it good?
here's some carrots. take your fingers out [voice]! come on! [whistle]. you gonna play with this little girl? she watching you eat? hm? i' that little person watching you eat? here take your fingers out! come on! come on [noise]! fingers out! come on, sweetie pie [noise]! let's eat! 't's eat [noise]! yeah. no don't put that in your mouth! yucky. here she goes. she goes “hi, Timmy”. she says “hi, Timmy” [noise]. say “how are you, Timmy” [noise]! she says “how are you, Timmy”. i' that what she says? she says “how are you”. [vocalize]. [nonspeech]. [involuntary]. where did she go [voice]? where did she go?
did she go down [noise]? say “down on the ground”! is that where she went? would you like Mommy to get her? mhm. you want some more macaroni? here's some more macaroni. [involuntary]. macaroni. mm. chew it up! [nonspeech]. where's that little girl? tell Mommy “get her”! where is she? xxx see her. oh. I see her. I see her [laugh]. 'e's over here [noise]. oh yes, white. Tony, does Perri have... here I am. white? [refers to tape] and black. I'm watching the taperecorder. xxx know why it's happening, 'cause she's singing xxx so loud. don't hit me. you're the one who xxx.
I think Bernice's I think that, that, the thing is broken Bernice. [Perri refers to tape recorder] why do you think its broken? it's... [Perri cuts in] because that side doesn't have any black. sure it does. [tape comes off take up reel] sure it does. now it doesn't. this is how we start off. all the tape is on one end here. and all the tape is here. this is the, this is you buy tape from a store. this is what the tape looks like. then you always have an empty reel, because as you use the tape from here, the tape goes on from the full reel on to the empty reel. I know. okay so let's put this on here. white again. I see white. where? how come there's no black? well it's the white because this part doesn't record. this just tells you it's like the beginning of the tape, so that you can use it to wind up the black tape. I know what you mean that turns around and this turns around with it, because that's to wind that up. [the reels] I can't see! there's the black after the white. Bernice! I can't see!
the black is on the white Bernice. sure. a, Asher, why don't you sit back, Asher sit back so Perri can see too, okay? we hafta give some. he doesn't see xxx. what's the most important thing, in your body that you use when you use a taperecorder? make room for Perri. no. the nose? brain! hands. I can't see, Will'am's in my way. Will'am could you have a seat please, William. that the xxx man, you're hurting. Matthew. ah, Matthew. but I the tape, the taperecorder one time I xxx. Matthew, xxx. [the microphone] I had it first. I say it here. I put it to your mouth. ah you guys. ho haha can I say som'thing please? he doesn't have much more he sits xxx the other way yeah Super man, Batman, Robin. and all the Superguys rest. it's now Steve's turn. ahhah! [Steve talks into the mike] da da da, cocky doody poo poo bov.
okay. [it passes around the group] say something in my xxx box. hey, there's white in the black. the white's not sposta be there. yes. yes. yes the white xxx let me in, Robbie xxx hey I can't see Steven. you don't hafta see, Tony. yes I do. because it's nothing to see. there goes black. here Greg. now its coming black. no one's gonna let me see! okay, jist... [Greg gives mike to Asher. Asher says something. t2 takes, mike from Asher and gives it to Sarah] I didn't have a turn Matthew! the first person to have a turn is Sarah. she had a turn already. no she didn't. sure she did. what do you wanna talk about? I can't see still. this, this Gregory's in the way. sit down, I was... xxx when I was in the country... okay what do you find in the country? when you guys go up to the country what do you find there? grass!
I find, water. I find, grasshoppers... grasshoppers. and frogs... I found, I find, I find slugs and... and I find super heroes. I find snakes... super heroes, snakes, who finds snakes? Super man, Batman, Robin xxx quiet! raggy muffin spot! Greg I could show you the supermans. what about you Steve? when you go to the country what do you see? I see mosquito bites. whats up in the country? I I I see, I see squirrels and turtles. I do too. yeah. is the country very different from the city? I see mosquito bites. I see gold a lot. yes! how so? Bernice! I see spogit... I'm not finished Todd. I see gold at my country. know what? I don't know what it is. what is it?
mosquito? I see gold at my country. I see gold at Switzerland. there's lots of gold there. mosquito. what do mosquitos do, Todd? they bite. they bite, and what happens after they bite? mosquitos don't bite. they make people itchy. they make what? people itchy. that's because they do. they kind of sting you... and big bees... and then they... and bees bite. and then they hurt you. they don't hurt me. hey you guys! they didn't hurt me. and they don't hurt me. can I hold the microphone? come on. can I hold the microphone. come on. but they hurt my but they hurt my brother. what else do you find in the country? look, my brother scored of bees. do you find but do you find really tall tall buildings?
you find bees. no. what do the houses or the buildings look like in the country? you find bees! you find bees out there. are they real high, or are they real low? they're high. in the country? once I saw bee hives round our house. in the country house. bee hives? what's a bee hive? a bee hive? it's where bees live. and where they make honey and when they make honey. they make honey? how do they make honey? no! by flowers. by flowers? no. no! pee pee. Saskia wont let me I mean, I mean Sarah won't get through. they make their honey in the tree. Tony, there's plenty of room for everyone. yeah, there's flowers in the tree and they take some flowers from outside, and they make... I wanna talk some more. yes, well we're talking about the country and we're talking about honey. and then they make another xxx tree, and then they make honey.
and, and, and, they hafta get a little bit of people's blood, to make the honey. they what? they hafta take a little bit of people's blood to make honey. who? the bees? they take people's blood to make honey? uhhuh a little teeny weeny bit. you're kidding? those are mosquito bites. no I'm not! mosquitos take people's blood on or do bees takes people's blood? mosquitos and bees. to make honey? they, they, they give you 'squito bite to get a little blood, so, so they can make their money. but, but they're not xxx. Tony did you do it? [some one pulled at the mike connection on Steve's back] oh I wanna hold it. touched that. anyways it's not my shirt. no its Graeme's anyways it's not even s shirt! [like a motor boat] it's, it's a vest. that's an airplane. that's funny that's an airplane in the taperecorder somebody turn that off. shucks. I think the taperecorder is broken. [t2 turns it off] it is it sounds funny talk. you played with it.
that's because you played with it too much, Bernice! wait a minute. [t2 turns it on and off again] doesn't play with it. Bernice, someone's standing on the black. get off the table! Asher. hey the... 'cause this is out. Steven don't touch that! [the electric plug] let go of that! to pud id in. only the... [Tony cuts in] Steven done it! only the teacher can touch the plug. it's broken. okay. grown ups only. unless you wanna get electrocuted, you'll die. yeah. I never play with plugs. you'll die. okay no really, I don't want you to get hurt. well, even... I know you're trying to thank you very much, but I don't wanna see you hurt because we love you very much okay? okay? we're not allowed to touch that. you understand?
okay. I didn't touch that. mom, why does Graeme need the earphones? [Steve has just arrived home from school] [arriving home from school] ah, just so that I can check the, the volume levels on this. mhm. okay so you can go and clean up and... we're hooked up, that's it? [they go into the bath+room] okay, come on Steve let's go wash. is it alright if I watch? what is there to watch? these are one of Graeme's shirts. you can do everything you wanna do Steve. everything... [Steve's mother interrupts here] I'll make you something to eat if you like. mommy? yes Steve? [Steve's mother is now washing him up] am I allowed to go on tv with this shirt? are you allowed to go on tv? maybe sometime you will, when they finish the whole study. let's have your hands dear. I would li, I would like a red one instead. a red one instead of the blue one? these are cute shirts maybe we could find out where they bought them. wha, wha, wha, wha... alright.
a, a a ask Graeme he'll tell you where he bought them. okay. can I wash your face? no. I hafta, because it's a little dirty from... [Steve interrupts here] Graeme! xxx you hafta pretend he's not here Steve. okay. no I don't. yes you do. give me your face. now give your face. okay. oo oo don't do my... [Steve's mother interrupts here] Steve, you hafta keep your face clean too. is it clean? yes now it is. now uh, now dry my hands. now you want something to eat? yeah, after I ask Graeme where he got these shirts. Graeme where did you get these shirts? uh, I think they came from Bloomingdale's, but now I want you to pretend I'm not here Steve. yeah, he, he's would you like a cup of tea or a cup of coffee or something? ah, if you make any but don't go to any special trouble. mommy we, we should get that at Bloomingdale's. [Steve states this in the middle of the conversation, between Graeme and mother] what do you want tea or coffee? [his mother's reply of "alright" is directed to Steve]
alright. coffee would be great. thank you Missus L. okay. at which floor? [mrs goes into the kitchen followed by Steve] well I didn't buy them myself so I don't exactly which floor. in the children's department Steve. well, well mom will you go up there and get me a shirt. what dear? would you go up there and get me one of these kind of shirts? [Steve and his mother are in the kitchen] yes I'll get for you in red. alright? yeah. I think next week Steve when I've finished with the. job... [the mother is going to make Steve something to eat] Steve well come over here. tell me something. what would you like to hafta eat? I don't know. I didn't go in the coop Steve. I didn't have any time at all. I rushed home, so I don't have any cream cheese. so would you like to have something else? maybe the same thing I had for the sandwich maybe I'll have jelly and... [Steve's mother interrupts here] on raisin bread? yeah.
alright. let me look for something else with it. what is it you want now that your nose is in the refrigerator? [Steve is looking in the refridge for some food] what what would you like? this. no that's for cooking that's not for eating. [refers to slices of cheese] do you do you hafta go to the bathroom? no I want these. tell me, show me. these I want. take them. would you like to go watch your tv a little while? yeah, why is Graeme in the living room? [they go into Steve's room] because he's, because he's looking out the window. am I allowed to have as many as these I mom take these all off. [refers to the wrapping on cheese slices] I will. okay. and also they... [Steve's mother interrupts twice here but Steve continues] give me the pajamas. also. give me the pajamas. also they attend? stuff. that's one on the list I want off. fine, one on the list, what's number two on...
[Steve interrupts here] and take that off! yes sir. and turn on my tv, that's three. spook and span. [she turns on tv] I don't want spook and span. those are the cartoons. oh. would you like me to open this up for you? no! you'll do it yourself? no it's open! no each one is individually wrapped. do you want me to open it for you? I, I can open them myself. would you like something to drink? Steve? yeah. what would you like milk or juice? juice. juice? yeah. these are very old Steven, you know. [the cheese] but I like... [Steven is interrupted here by his mother] I don't think these are good any more. yes they are. [she tastes one]
good? no I'll give you some fresh stuff. [she goes to the kitchen then returns with more cheese] Steve? I have american for you. okay? put them all in here I like. would you like two slices? you think you'll I think you'll have two? yeah, I will. okay. would you like a glass of milk or would you like some juice? juice. juice? [Steve's mother goes to get him some juice as he watches, tv silently] okay, coming right up. how's the cheese? Steve, how's the cheese? good. yeah? I didn't even taste it yet. I'm breaking it in half. well you're breaking it in very tiny pieces. Steve why don't you move your chair in and sit on the chair the right way? this way the good goes down, in the right direction. did you drop a piece? no. [Steve whispers] just be careful how you get up, and please don't spill the juice. okay.
[Steve whispers again] okay? okay. [Steve whispers again] Graeme is it alright if he watches tv? I mean this is usually the ritual. he's not talking too much. ah um, okay, well... or should I take him out and try to divert him and talk to him a little? [Steve has been watching tv very quietly, not talking, much at all. mother goes to find Steve, to get him, involved in a conversation] yeah for the next um, eight minutes or so. oh alright. Steve? but you know, don't don't force anything just... he's already in a trance. oh, he's already watching it? he's watching. ah. this is usually what we do. oh well that's okay. do you know what this is? that's okay. [Graeme's reply is to the mother] this is Casper's show. what show? Casper. oh. Casper the friendly ghost this show is. he loves cartoons. uhhuh well...
so this is what we do. we come home. we wash up. he has a bite to eat and I usually go into the kitchen and I start supper or something. that's fine then. if this is what he normally does that's that's exactly what we want. this is it, haha. this is it! do you wanna stay while he has supper tonight? you can supper tonight? you can have a bite to eat with us if you like. ah well thanks but we're going to stick to the same routine with everyone and, and just leave the machine running. oh in other words you wouldn't do two things at the time, in the same day. no. you want it broken up in different segments? yeah. okay. but thank you anyway. Steve can I get you anything else? to eat? yeah. yeah. [Steve has broken the cheese into several pieces] what do want? ah, you're doing a great job on that cheese. we now have a puzzle to put together. really? really. haha. haha take a look at it.
he's a comedian. they call him the class clown. hm. so what else can I do with him? I don't know what to do with him to get a few responses. that's fine, that's fine. if the television conks out you will hear a shrill " Ma the tv, come fix it!" uhhuh. come sit down. okay. [the mother and Graeme go off to the kitchen. Steve, remains, watching tv] you could have a piece of cake that I made, what's left of it from last night. one two three, four five six seven eight, nine, ten, eleven twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen, seventeen, eighteen. [Steve is eating his snack and still watching the, television. he starts counting out loud as the, huckleberry hound show comes on the tv. he counts, again. probably counting pieces of cheese. Steve makes strange sounds after he counts this time. he, counts again. Steve seems to choke a little from his, food, as he stops counting] one, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven. brack brack brack. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fi... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven one two, three, four, five, six, seven, one two three four, five, six. one, two, three, four, five. one two, three four, five, six. one, two, three, four, five. one two, three. nine. I'll get it. [doorbell rings. the mother gets it and announces Steve's, grandmother's arrival. the tape seems cut after she says, hello. it picks it up again on "today"] Steve grandma's here. hi. hello Steven! xxx today?
fine. how did you do in school today? did you say you were going to pick me up? I did but your mother called me. we know, we know, we know. [Steve is with his grandmother and Lisa, who goes to, school with Steve and lives in the same building. Lisa, has her arm in a cast. she has an itch. Steve's gm, applies some vaseline to the itch and then washes Steve, in the bath+room] shh. that isn't nice. xxx I love you. he's in our class. [refers to gb] yeah, you like your teacher? [Lisa cuts in] isn't he wonderful, and he comes up... he's not so wonderful. don't go like that. shh. no, no I just wanna fold it and back. that's okay? you kids hafta look nice and clean. it's Lisa's turn to be washed. yes, and now I'm gonna wash her. [gm kisses Steve on head] now would you like to sit here and watch me wash Lisa? okay, sweetheart, 'cause you're a good boy and I love you, and Lisa's going to be a good girl too. oh oh Lisa's not allowed to li Lisa's not allowed to have any on her cast. we can put some cold water xxx alright? Steve, Steve. [gb comes to bath+room. the shirt referred to] what happened here, you hurt your finger there too, sweetheart?
Steve, let's just put this on. can I wash it this way it won't hurt you? eee oh. [Steve puts on the shirt] Lisa, with cold water? won't hurt? no, it shouldn't burn, here, here. give me your other hand. want you to have your orange. oh boy did you get your hands messy. keep this on. oo boy. oh boy. wowie! look at those hands! purple soap! yeah see, little girls, purple soap. [looks at Steve who has just put on shirt] see look it how cute. we're gonna buy you one of those Steve. what are you gonna buy me? you wanted one of those jackets. we'll buy you one later on if you want one. oo no! Graeme gave me this one. talk very nice now, remember, because. know what? what dear? know what know what I'm wearing on my finger? alright, that's it, no more.
too hot? decal. what are you wearing? alright, just. decal. you know Lisa, you could be such a nice little girl, if you wanna be. right? but she's wearing decal she's wearing. but I don't wear them. [Lisa makes some bubbling noises] ju, ju, ju... that's right. shush, shh, shh. [gm hushes Lisa] behave yourself. now, if it bothers you just tell me and I'll put that on. the teacher can't hurt us right? well. xxx itch it first. not now, come. would you like to have your orange? sit at the kitchen table and have your orange. I wanna play with him first. first you wanna tape them inside? inside. will you get that battery under my bed out? what kind of battery is he talking about? oh I gave him, I gave him some little batteries this morning. you get the battery out of my bed? oh oh, yeah, well you don't need that now.
do you want me to take it out with a broom? xxx and play. right, sit down over here children. li Lisa, this is mine, alright? [his orange] I wanna eat at my orange. where is your orange? in the kitchen. just a minute. go take it out of the kitchen Lisa. tangerine! go get it out of the kitchen dear. Lisa 're you listening to me? Yogi bear. get your, orange out. sit down, I'll give you a chair. Lisa do you like Yogi bear? oo oo oo. okay now. I can stand my I'm waiting till Lisa comes in... xxx look nice and clean. 'cause when Lisa comes in we're gonna play after we turn hey... [dinner time] I wanna eat my orange now. go ahead, take your orange, take it... can you eat yours? yes. here you sit here and I'll get Steven another chair, how about that. [there is a card table in Steve's room in front, of the tv set] [arriving home from school]
no that's my chair I have it. everytime you sit there! shh. [gm hushes lsia] I'll give him another chair, here you got the same thing. no, I wanna sit over here! here! [gm brings in another. chair] alright here, the both of you, come here! Lisa, get on this side come here. that's all. I wanna sit on my chair. shh! alright dear, you have a chair, and you have a chair now play nicely. I'm gonna let you sit on my chair. well here! it's the same thing. I want you to behave yourselves. yeah. then why can't I sit on yours? right, I'll give you a napkin. know why, because over there is the betest place. [the other side of the table, facing the window] over there is the best place. here you are, yours is the best place. [gm gives them each a napkin] put your orange peel. why can't you let me sit over there? [gb and gm are in the kitchen] know what Steven see that Snoopy I got a Snoopy.
not with a baseball bat, it's it's like this. you know how your Snoopy('s) feet is? how. there's a pink sign on it and it walks just like it is walking up on your ceiling. it looks like that bu, but he's real... Steven... and look! I have clown up do you? what's clowns? those two. these? that one and that one. these? yeah. no. [her apartment] Steven I want you to come up to me. right after I come up to you, okay because I've got two things. may, maybe tomorrow. I want you to come up today. well my mommy and when my grandman comes in and she says no, and my mommy comes in and she says no, I'll go to bed. right into my house? and wh when I a? bed comes in I jump into the house. mine? yep. I know how to open this. [the orange] I I know how to open oranges. you want me to open your orange?
uhuh I can open it myself. I can open mine. no, the last time I made orange juice out of it. a tangerine. I can make orange juice. me too. you just squeeze the oranges. Lisa how do you get this off? you bite on it. a little scot? and then you peel it. look Lisa do it worked. I didn't even taste the peel. you're so smart you know how to open oranges. and also tangerines. yeah, tangerines are real good. thanks for god. he did it. god... knows everything. [Lisa cuts in] no no no... no I want it. old people die, he puts them in the cemetery. that's right. look Lisa, I'm peeling mine just like you. good. you so smart. you know how to do all of this. I've my decal on they make me smart.
they're smart decals right? right decals? dats sis... silly. is it? how how could decals talk? cock a doodle doo! cock a doodle doo? boo boo. cockadoodlepeepee. cock a doodle doo. [Lisa crows in high voice followed by Steve] cock a doodle doo. remember, remember that song of the bee hiris? Hymie, hee he [giggles]. Hymie is coming. [Lisa cuts him off] a Hymie is... where is your grandma? in the kitchen. why can't you tell her to come in? she, she's she is not allowed. who's gonna turn on the television. oo, me. go and turn it on. not today. aw. may, Ma... I'm not coming up to you tomorrow. tomorrow today I'm coming up to you.
but I want you but I'm, I'm telling your grandma. please. what did, what did you say? I said if you don't let me watch the television I'll tell your grandma. I'll turn it on for you. go turn it on then. I know how. don't. which is your favorite cartoon? young Frankenstein? that's what's on now! oh hurry! hey Lisa could you more over? could you move the table? it's on channel five. I know. that's when Mickey starts that's what station Mickey's on Steven see all these yellow things on the tangerine? those are not good to eat, these are yellow. yes they are. no they're not. I'll take mine off. okay. this is like gooy stuff. yeah. I don't like gooy stuff to eat. which you don't know which channel it's on. yes I do. oh 'cause you watch young Frank'stein. it, it is it's is on channel five. then where's channel five?
you know Lisa, right here it's on that. go tell tell your grandma to put it in. oh Lisa, you know Lisa. you know this tv. tell your grandma to put it on. you know this tv. could I tell you grandma something? I'll bring her right back with me. are you going to tell her on me? [Lisa goes to kitchen. Steve talks to himself] no, I just wanna tell her something. that's alright. [Lisa in kitchen to gm] let me see. what's wrong with my tv my crazy tv? something's wrong. maybe my wife knows what to do. I peeled my tangerine all by myself. that's wonderful! [Lisa goes back to Steven's room] go sit down sit there with Steve for a while. Lisa, I said to myself, maybe my wife knows what to do. [she goes back to the kitchen] I want, Steve's gonna turn on young Frankenstein. [Lisa goes back to Steve's room] she says, he's gonna turn into Frankenstein? oh boy, I'm having trouble with my own tv. Lisa, it hasta warm off. okay, it hasta warm up. Lisa, don't you remember I let you sit on my side.
then how come you don't let me sit there any more? these yellow things on the tangerine is not good. quiet. oh Graeme is in here Lisa. hurry Lisa. out, should we go? [gb looks into the room to Steve] inside or out? are you going to eat your tangerine, Lisa? [her tangerine, peeled, sat on the table] could you get my battery, 'cause it's under the bed? under the bed? where under the bed? under the bed. way under the bed? yeah. oh I don't think I could get that. not all the way. you're smaller than I am, you can get under there. no we tried to when we were first walking in. maybe Lisa can get it for you. no. you watch where you put that! [loud crash as Lisa backs into an electric heater on the, floor, nearly toppling her] did you trip over the heater? well, you should look... oh Lisa, I'll stand it back up. maybe you should look... stand it where you stand up! [she is very annoyed]
no. Lisa are you silly? oh I can't reach it, it's all the way in the corner. [Lisa looks under the bed for the battery] you go under. I'll get the bat to do it. you get bat. [Steve comes back with baseball bat] I'll get the cino? here battery. Bambam! Bambam. the bat! that's my... where's my baseball? come on let's play baseball! after I get... [Steve pokes around under the bed] I get the ball, I'll get the ball. Steven I don't think that's such a good idea playing baseball in the house Steve. [gm comes in to room] please put it back. he's just, getting the battery, he lost the battery under there. we're gonna play baseball. oh, alright. oh I thought he wanted to... ah, I don't think so. you know us. you're not you know us. uhhuh.
I have a Mcdonald's one. and watch. I kicked the ball. did you get it Steve? [gb gets down and looks under the bed] you got it there? I kicked that ball. I'm not telling you how I caught that. yeah. has it come out? yeah. ah, good man. I think I got a ball. oo I got a ball. can I I hold the bat and you hold this. I'm not gonna be your friend. ah, we're not gonna play baseball in the room. okay. we are so! no, come on Steve. Lisa! throw the ball! that's that's for playing outside. not that low. [Lisa throws ball] okay. throw it high, and I'll hit it hard, that'll go flying. out there. does your mother let you play baseball inside? [Steve ignors gb]
no Lisa not that high. you know. like this. Steve Steve. I know how. Steve, does mommy let you play baseball inside? [gb holds Steve's arm] oh you can play if mommy's not here eh? yeah 'cause my grandma knows Lisa and me, we like playing baseball. I never played it in my life. no well, we usually play it outside. well, we play it inside where is my ball? [gb picks up the ball without being noticed. Steve thought, gb kicked it] oh, not why you, why'd ju kick it? where, where did you kick his ball? [Lisa searches through a big chest of of toys by the, window] hafta go find another. 'cause we don't have any time now to look for, right? right. nope. that's all. hey, hey Lisa, you wanna see me pin this bat around? [Steve spins the bat on its end] look. watch out Lisa. can I try that? yeah, that's the way. [Lisa spins the bat] can I do that! [Lisa looks again for the ball]
can I do this and you I'll go find a play ball, maybe a big one xxx where did you put it Graeme? I'll hold the bat. I'll take the bat, alright? the ball. you take the bat while I look under the bed. I'm gonna swing it, right. where's that ball gone? why ju kick that? hm? that you kicked we... let's take this off you for a while. not in here. take this off till we finish playing. wait, just wait, I'll find another ball. Steven, you peeled your orange, why don't you eat it? sit down and... we are playing baseball. I'm afraid you're gonna get hurt playing baseball. no we're not! Steven. what did you say to me when I told you I'm gonna take her upstairs? we are not. are you gonna play nicely? li li Lisa and me don't care. no I'm afraid you'll get hurt with it that... no we wont! 'cause it's plastic? yes, plastic. I'll never use a real bat for the rest of my life. no of course not, it's it's for little girls anyways.
not a hard one. no. if it was a hard one... that was, real baseman. if it was a hard one we wouldn't be playing with it now. that's right Steve. [before dinner] sesame seed bun. not sesame, sesame, sesame seed. sesame seed bun. [Steve comes out of his room, goes to living room where, his father watches tv] I bet you didn't tell daddy where you had lunch today. daddy, know where I had lunch? at Mcdonald's. you had lunch at Mcdonald's? let me see if I can figure out where though. no we couldn't get parking up town. no, bet you didn't go to queens. no. there's one on twenty third, but we ate in the car. there's one on thirty ninth also, and second avenue. we we tried two. one on third avenue one on second avenue and... seventieth. the one on third avenue if you would have really tried... [Missus cuts in] you would've... we didn't try that one because it was going out of our way. [mister cuts in] it was coming up town we wanted...
that's the one on eighty sixth street. yes. there's a million meters around there. right, it's easy to park there. alright so you you're gonna hafta wait two or three minutes. yeah, Steve! I'm throwing my gum away. alright. now I'll... [Steve goes into the kitchen followed by his mother] I'll set the table, grandma should be up soon. I'm setting it by myself. but I want you to help me. okay give this... alright. I want you to help me set up the table mom. alright. know how? how? by handing me the plates, and things. you wanna do the plates? [Missus hands Steve the plates one at a time, and he places, them on the table] alright, put this by daddy's. I can also do the plates, and, and can I have a big plate? you want a big one tonight? alright. this... [Missus cuts in] put one down at each set. this one's mine.