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alright.
this is yours.
how about one for grandma?
here's one for grandma.
and one for grandma.
here Steve.
[she gives him forks]
put one fork in each.
one fork for da mommy.
one fork for grandma, and one fork for me and one fork for daddy.
and here are the knives.
I'll get a knife.
[puts knives on table next to the fo... |
yeah.
mom when ya here it is it's in the center.
alright.
now should, I set up anything else?
how about some glasses?
yeah.
I, I want a big...
put those little short ones...
one.
well I only have three big ones and one short one.
[she gives him glasses]
oh alright, I have two short ones.
alright, put one down, whenever... |
it's so I can get the water out.
I think I'll dry it off, I think I'll rinse it again.
[she washes glass again]
then go wash your hands.
you think that's a good idea?
I don't wanna wash my hands.
you hafta.
you can't eat with out washing.
because we washed them when...
[Missus cut in]
well that's okay, that's okay.
I d... |
how come you have wet hands?
I washed yours, and so mine are wet too, they were also in the soap and water.
I have a great idea.
go in and see daddy a minute.
I have a great idea.
what's your great idea?
you, you, you dry your hands now, I use this bathroom and and you use the kitchen to wash your hands.
mine are washe... |
but I don't know Adam, do I?
yes you do.
the Adam...
you don't know but I do.
well I said, I don't know him.
I do.
[Steve watches tv as he talks to his father]
I don't know any of your friend, well I do know a couple.
I know Felicia and Lisa.
one, two, four, after one comes four.
why?
what happened to two and three, th... |
one, two, four.
five.
now I hafta count one, two, four, five, 'cause I forgot the thumbs away.
two, four, five.
one, two, three, four, five.
two, four, five.
after one comes two and after two comes four and after four comes five, and after five comes six, and after seven comes eight, and after nine comes ten, and after... |
you're good at talking.
see if there's an answer.
maybe she's not home.
if there's no answer she must be on her way up.
[Steve walks into living room with phone]
Steve where are you going with the wire?
come back.
'cause I wanna stay next to daddy.
um, that must be grandma.
that's must be grandma coming to the door now... |
nah.
alright, alright, good thing you didn't fall down in the hall.
the dishes didn't break.
[Steve sits on father's knee again]
they didn't?
it they did...
how do you know, you didn't ask if they broke did you?
bye bye.
mom!
ask her if the dishes broke!
I don't know, she said the roast beef fell down.
the roast beef f... |
I know how they get on tv.
how do they get on tv?
a special way.
how?
Graeme, you must think I never cook.
no.
you just been here three evenings.
I'm a great cook, really, and three evenings my mother in-law has made supper, hahaha.
oh no.
it's been a good week, huh?
terrific.
they, they, they, know how?
it's attached ... |
she hasta be now.
'cause I want her to hit Willem.
at least whatever they're going to get out of this will be good for a few chuckles.
oh well, now you can't take care of yourself any more?
huh?
'cause I'm not too strong to hit back.
well I don't want you to fight at all, but why did Willem hit you?
no reason.
oh don't... |
okay, thank you.
[this is Steven Lastname at dinner with his mother, father, and grandmother]
[dinner time]
did you tell your daddy how you set the table for him?
he put tell him what he did.
I put down all the nah...
who?
Steven yeah I can tell the way the napkins are folded.
Steven set this table.
see?
right?
you set... |
yeah.
oh, yeah.
oh, okay.
see you in a while.
alright, okay.
daddy here's the cheese.
Ma, you're going to have chicken too aren't you?
yeah, yes I am.
I don't know if I wanna give you any.
ha a ha a haha.
Steven he's a nice man isn't he?
yeah.
you like him?
yeah.
see?
now tell daddy what you did here today.
you helped ... |
I useta watch it.
what show?
I don't wanna tell ya.
oh.
no I don't wanna tell you what kind of show.
why?
I don't.
you're sposta tell your daddy what you're doing all day long.
come on.
come on.
Ma don't ham it up so much, just leave it alone.
just, just alright forget about it.
that's not mine!
oh I'm sorry.
you're ri... |
or you just want meatball and spaghetti.
I want meatball and misghetti.
[the father interrupts Steve as he trys to mock him, but, Steve continues]
just meatball and...
just meatball and spaghetti.
ha.
okay.
alright.
just meatball and misghetti.
meatball and misghetti.
meatball...
how do the big people say it?
meatball.... |
there's one right here, there's an extra one here?
an extra setting.
oh, can I have it?
mommy, I'm cutting mine.
okay, just be careful with the knife.
[the mother is referring to the fork she misplaced]
oh mine fell into the chicken.
there it is.
one of these days you'll find a what a do a you a call a a roasted fork.
... |
I'll have Steven's sausage.
no I don't any!
well, I'll have the piece mommy wanted you to have.
that's all.
that's good.
yeah, thank you.
good for you, but but don't like it.
for some people have their own taste.
I just burned my thumb.
why don't you be a little carefuler?
[blows]
whew!
careful.
Steve how about sitting... |
so you know what I'll do?
wait, sit down I'll put you on a um...
what?
stool.
no, I'll sit you on a, a phone book.
no?
you don't want a phone book?
where's my phone book?
yeah, ah ah oh spasghettio.
aren't you comfortable the way you are?
here sit up.
sitting on the chair?
now you hafta get off first Steven and then yo... |
I bet you didn't see cheese.
[mother cuts in]
mommy I'm even bigger than Matthew.
yeah?
a, snowball.
mhm.
good.
I don't taste any spice at all in this piece of chicken.
really!
is it good Jackie?
yeah!
no, it absorbs in the ah...
cooking.
this is Liz's xxx this is Liz's recipe.
I honestly don't taste any spices in it.
... |
is your chicken good Jackie?
you like it?
it's a kind a nibble chicken you wanna bite the bones around.
yeah, yeah this is more what they would put on a smorgasbord table than ah...
good?
hm, tasty.
first nice I think.
now how was that done with lemon sauce?
lemon juice.
lemon juice and what else?
and oregano.
garlic.
... |
[father interrupts]
yeah.
what did I ask you before?
yeah, that's right wise guy.
what did you do in school?
and what did you tell me?
I hit Robbie.
now you just said Robbie didn't come.
who are you lying to?
oo oo ah.
you made a fib.
you're caught kid.
huh, huh, well who are you lying to?
never mind the karate chops.
... |
[Steve is responding to his mother]
there's more on the plate.
yes, yes, yes.
alright.
what a cute little shirt that is?
thank you.
I'm gonna wear it when...
no you're not!
[Steve interrupts]
why not?
it doesn't fit you.
how do you know?
it just doesn't and you can't wear it.
alright.
'cause you can't talk through the ... |
are Joey and you have on my shirsts on I'm not gonna let you.
sue what time do I hafta be at that place tomorrow, three forty or something?
do you know?
I hafta check the ah, time.
that means I won't get to Alan 'til maybe five o'clock tomorrow or so.
give me your plate.
mo' the idea is to pick it up with the tong so t... |
I know, I said it was in the chicken.
ah, oh!
that's it gang.
xxx do you wanna poke him?
I'm gonna have another piece.
xxx wash all these dishes.
[the grandmother are talking almost together again to each, other]
I'm I'll shmoosh around.
daddy.
yeah?
yeah one chicken isn't enough.
[their conversation continues as the f... |
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
ah nuts, and two make four.
what did you drop now?
my fork?
a fork!
my fork.
yeack.
what are you waiting for?
a soda.
in the meanwhile you can still eat your food.
ah Steven you eat meanwhile and then you'll get your soda.
give me soda, give me soda, bu, bu, bu.
[Steven sings with nonsense ... |
but you don't hafta psaghetti xxx...
spaghetti, I'm talking like him already.
I skeddy a shave.
you hafta use about a chicken and a half because they're small pieces.
yeah, I know.
when you went to school today did you see all the snow on the street or was it all gone already?
so I think you oughta take the potatoes ou... |
I want soda.
alright you'll hafta wait a minute.
because I'm in the process of taking out the potatoes.
wait.
spaghetti sauce is delicious today too.
I think it even tastes...
ow!
[the mother interrupts as Steve begins to talk also]
daddy I...
be careful!
it even tastes better the following ah day.
it's not the day Ma.... |
is it's because one time I hurt myself so I put ice.
uhhuh.
where did you hurt yourself?
re remember where I dived off the bed.
oh yes how well I remember.
which bench?
the bed.
the bed.
his bed.
you did those things when you were a little boy, now you're a big boy right?
and so he does worst things.
yeah he was...
whe... |
when you ask for soda?
that magic word.
please.
okay.
low.
[Steve is interrupted again]
gram why did you make that magic word?
now...
meanwhile you are eating...
Steven I'm afraid I have bad news for you.
[the mother interrupts the father but he continues]
you are eating the giant.
no.
all I have is club soda.
er, he'l... |
xxx all these pieces.
[the grandmother starts talking to the mother]
xxx this is the guts.
I'm not eating meatball.
I had chicken.
ha.
is I, I thought I rinsed it out.
no hafta take all these guts out.
see all this.
I'm not eating meatball.
blurp.
but that that's not guts Ma that's the backbone.
[the mother and grandmo... |
about like, you know, he had the window open about this.
oh wow.
I'm glad he didn't hitted another one of the lights.
your customer from this morning got hit?
huh?
they hit your customer from the morning?
yeah.
that's very good xxx.
and if it hit the light, the car would be smashed.
yeah, well it's soft snow today.
tom... |
Bambam!
let me taste a little bit.
I wonder if these are as sweet as the other ones.
do you have the smile glass there or any small glass?
or any glass at all?
bam.
[Steve says this very softly]
ah, these aren't as sweet already as the others.
[the mother coughs making this inaudible]
I xxx.
ah, he can drink from those... |
who took my chicken bones away?
oh I did why?
you wanted them?
oh mom, I don't know what to do with you.
you want the chicken bones?
since when do you eat chicken bones?
my wife is a fantastic cook mother dear.
your wife is a fantastic cook?
hm.
hm.
next to your mother!
next to my mother.
hm.
yeah.
haha.
let's match ho... |
mommy's still a better cook.
how are the sweet potatoes?
not sweet as the other ones are.
but alright.
that's the best one you ever...
[Steve talks as his mother and grandmother continue their, conversation]
the other ones xxx you know.
not so xxx.
ah, why not, got nothin' better to do.
live it up.
gotta waste the nigh... |
you're eating Spaghettio?
spisghettio!
not spisghettio, spaghetti.
no spisghettio.
yee.
now you're being silly.
ah, oh, spisghettio.
Spaghettio.
yeah.
[Steve begins to cough]
drink slowly.
take it easy.
easy, it's very cold.
take sue take a potato.
good.
oh.
not the potato, the xxx is too long.
come on stop fooling.
pu... |
I nearly burned myself.
I never burn myself from hot potatoes.
come on let's go.
I can put them under a fire and put my hand in.
put under a fire ya burn yourself.
no I won't.
yes you will.
no I won't.
these are good I love 'em like this.
you know what?
you wanna make a real good one.
not as sweet as the others but the... |
teach, teach gramma.
that means four, four.
that means four one, four one, four one, four one.
that makes four.
one two three four.
that's right.
four ones, know what that means?
he just taught you that.
there is four one.
that's right.
right.
see?
a smart boy.
a four one to make one.
uhhuh uhhuh.
one, one, and one and... |
a little rotten spot?
yeah on the skin, just here.
oh.
just between you and the garbage pail you're sposta save it for tomorrow haha.
yeah that his now.
let's see another one.
oh, they're very good.
I am vodka?
[singing]
finish eating Steve.
how's about eating?
yeah, forget about the counting right now.
huh you're gonn... |
get your hands off me!
ha ah.
don't squeeze!
ha.
[the father talks in a very high voice]
I'll chop you in half.
take the potato and chop it in half.
you have the knife there.
you had enough or you didn't have enough?
are you kidding?
not with a karate chop.
dad?
I ate two potatoes.
I ate spaghetti.
I ate steak.
how muc... |
on tv he falls over with the pies.
and you think that's very funny huh?
it is.
you should see him fall down the steps.
it has everybody xxx loves Bambam.
with a lemon, lemon meringue pies.
uh um.
he drops the pies.
well, I'm squeezing you potato.
haha haha.
oo oo!
ouch, ouch.
oo oo.
haha.
you better stop squeezing me o... |
sue what do you think?
tonight I'm having the tunafish for a change?
look dad!
yeah, it's not hot.
alright it's still a little hot.
he's not gonna eat it anyway.
hey here's the knife.
here's the knife.
that's the knife.
I don't need it.
dadum.
unless maybe I take a walk and bring some fish tomorrow.
what do you think?
... |
that's cute.
fry me.
haha.
fry me.
that's cute.
fry me, fry me doody fucker pee pee.
doodalalee.
haha.
Steven, I don't like that.
that's not nice to say.
pee pee poo.
silly.
doody fucker pee pee, doody fucker pee pee.
come on, you eating or not?
I'm eating doody fucker pee pee.
what time do you hafta leave tomorrow sue... |
or is it next week?
next week.
thursday?
tuesday and thursday.
I think I should clean up these interviews tomorrow.
oo bah pee.
what type of interview are they?
nice.
ha, that does me a lot of good.
ha, I hafta go down to the development houses.
I have this certain machines.
well, what time do you figure to be back?
in... |
nope mommy does.
I say this has.
nope.
you have none!
I have none now.
this coop club soda is the worst.
is it really?
why no bubbles?
some of the other ones your eyes water, when you drink it right?
yeah.
not this one.
took all the fizzy out of it.
how's the club soda?
fizzy.
that kind of fizzy?
yeah.
what kind of clu... |
said hello to ya?
sunday, yeah...
yeah?
[grandmother interrupts]
'cause as a matter of fact Steven asked him permission if he could go into the club to play the pinball machine.
what was he there?
yeah Dave was out there, this guy Murph and someone else I asked them to go over there.
I'm glad they didn't let me 'cause ... |
he ate the potato?
it's good.
oh, there's a little more Steve.
squeeze it out.
but...
[the mother interrupts]
that all is a good potato in there.
ow!
you bit me!
haha.
oh, can I see somethin'.
well what do you know?
what?
congratulations!
what do you mean?
you don't have dirt on your nose.
oh no I don't.
you oughta was... |
did ya?
oh my.
Steve how about eating up a little more?
I like to fool people dad.
yeah?
who do you like to fool the most?
you!
oh.
you don't want this for anything?
nothing to do with it Ma.
it's bad.
well, I fool you sometimes.
toot.
no you don't.
toot, toot.
dad?
what?
ah, will you play with me?
I'll think about.
ma... |
[Steve interrupts but the father continues]
and I'll come up.
just for one minute?
I'm only going down for a few minutes.
for three minutes?
got any milk for desert?
[the mother and grandmother are having one conversation, while Steve and his father are having another]
oh, about ten.
no.
sue, any kind of desert?
yeah a... |
three.
haha.
two.
three.
two.
three.
two.
four.
what is he doing?
two!
he's telling me how many minutes I'm allowed to stay down.
three.
oh.
just three.
you want me to stay down only three minutes?
you wanna make a deal?
finish whatever's on your plate.
no.
otherwise I stay down five minutes.
yep looks like I'm gonna s... |
oh yeah.
I see you cracked it already.
don't say that I did it.
oh, that's been cracked a long time.
that's all.
what did she crack?
what did who crack?
a dish.
my dish.
let me see.
ah ah!
sue get me one of the ah things for...
boom boom.
what's a thing Ma?
a Brillo?
a Brillo pad.
it's right underneath here.
boom boom.... |
[father interrupts Steve]
oh by the way today's wednesday already.
what?
already.
da da Daddy!
wait.
what did he say?
what?
the micrephone is not on.
well just leave it alone.
how come?
when Graeme comes up he'll probably put it on.
when is he coming up?
I don't know.
I know.
when is Graeme coming up?
a little while.
a... |
haha.
oh, look at that look.
he, he's not a graham cracker, right?
right, ha ah.
aw oo oo oo.
you stop that.
can I go out with this five cents now.
yeah.
stop that dad, silly.
Jackie you lost your job back.
his name is Graeme.
yeah, the best job you could've lost.
you lost your job carrying the xxx.
ah I got my I have ... |
because you're getting a little too strong for me.
Steven are you finished eating?
no, he's eating slow.
oh.
am I getting a little too strong for you?
ow.
haha you'll die.
come on.
[Steve chokes a little bit]
now all kidding aside, you wanna tell me the truth.
was Robby in school today?
yeah?
alright.
that's all.
okay.... |
and he almost choked.
[the mother interrupts again as the father continues]
down here.
yeah.
I would've but I then went erk erk erk.
[Steve makes a noise as if clearing his throat]
can't do that with soda.
fish on rice s'pose to wash with Brillo.
uh oo oo.
what are you tryin' to do?
look like a gorilla?
what?
not with ... |
mommy's just a dummy erk.
mommy's just a dummy fucker ass.
yeah, they tell you do it.
xxx you're not s'pose to use Brillo on these.
I'll kill him.
mommy is a dummy fuck...
Steven!
[Steve's mother interrupts but Steve attempts to continue. Steve is interrupted again]
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't wanna hear it!
alright... |
forever, my foot?
you're going down for two minutes.
are you going down for two minutes to get listen!
uh, what are you doin' wipin' it on the shirt?
I'm not.
I'm out...
no, you're wipin' it on the pants right?
[Steve's father interrupts]
you have napkins here.
oh boy I need another napkin.
well here's a clean one.
too... |
look at this.
I got a double bag.
they're not sposta...
normally you don't get them?
[the grandmother interrupts]
no.
I get a double bag.
of course you might be his partner.
ha ah.
ha ah.
you also pay nine dollars more on every order.
oh I do not.
ahhah.
right.
charging xxx.
you do so!
chicken is fort' eight cents a po... |
no I didn't stupid.
that's very stu'...
yeah...
[Steve begins to interrupt. but his father interrupts him, back]
why are you tryin' to be so silly?
haha huh haha.
haha.
nothing silly, he's acting like a little baby.
and he's not a baby.
no, ah, ah, er oo.
are there any more dishes left sue?
can I have your plate?
you d... |
are you sure?
I didn't see any.
when I count to two you're comin' up alright?
I am.
one, two!
I'm back.
good now you can't go down again.
maybe I'll go down again, I stayed down for such a short time.
yeack.
Steven finish your meal huh?
if you go down, I'm gonna jump out the window.
I don't know, you're always complain... |
ah, that's right.
uncle...
no!
[Steve interrupts but his father continues]
yes!
uncle, uncle mike saw me put it on.
yeah and you just hurts you to admit it Steven, that's all.
can't admit it.
there was two times I said blap and he xxx.
what did he do?
haha.
if I got it on, he got mad and went blap.
haha what?
haha.
but... |
well if I did I would really be good at it.
yep, if you had ten you would be as good as your mommy.
she's the best ring toss player there is.
no.
mom, when you, when you and daddy play...
she's pretty good at throwing things too.
[Steve's father interrupts him]
dad will you play ring toss with me?
when?
when I come bac... |
no you are Willie Lumlum.
you know I hafta go up there at school tomorrow.
yeah?
yeah.
when I come home everyday it's the same thing.
what did you do today Steven?
I hit Robbie.
I hi...
I'm gonna find out if you have a special class it's called hitting Robbie.
oh you know what?
[gm and Missus talk while Steve and miste... |
on the loft?
yeah.
and what is on the loft?
w we don't play with anything that's on the loft we run around like Super man.
who's we?
in school.
who?
Asher and Todd and Lee and also Zoey you know what we did?
does does Zoey...
we went under mom we went under Zoey and we climbed under the things that we sit on.
[Steve in... |
let's no you don't have spaghetti.
what was that?
I thought that had a stain of spaghetti on it.
come over here.
come over here Steve.
Steve please come here.
nope.
want some more ice cream?
one more time.
Jack you want ice cream?
Steven wants ice cream too?
ye yeah.
now Steven doesn't like ice cream.
I want a Danny?
S... |
you want ice cream?
no, no.
mom do you want dummy?
no.
what?
candy?
Ma get me the, the big one there.
the vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
here get it.
I wanna put it on, ah, the piece of cake.
alright so here.
oh you put it there.
yeah, put it on the cake.
you want one to toast that cake?
huh?
no, I wanna put it on... |
here hu.
oh, that's Graeme.
thank you.
Graeme.
I will get it.
can you reach shortie?
oh that, he'll never get in with that.
Graeme, Graeme, Graeme, Graeme.
Graeme.
just before he knocks...
he said forty five minutes.
he lives around here?
yeah.
ask him if he wants coffee.
burrurs.
mom what is the other one for?
who's w... |
oh well you just stop that dad.
silly dilly!
his name is Graeme, not graham cracker.
gramma.
grampa.
doody oh, dad you just stop that.
and I know what else you're gonna say.
what else am I gonna say?
you're going to say I wing right?
[the doorbell to their apartment rings]
I wing right?
go open the door.
go ask who it ... |
Steve did you fin...
whose is this Steve?
[Steve is in the kitchen having dinner with his mother, father and grandmother]
tell us, tell us!
it's my mom, it's my mom, that's my daddy's place!
haha okay, now that we told her, that's all.
that's all I'm switching plates now, now she can have that 'cause there's only a lit... |
yeah.
sure.
sure?
yes mom, in the back of the refrigerator there's another.
isn't that funny, I was going to buy you another one.
no I have.
here you are.
today you got a real Popeye supper.
supper supper.
well he still can't hurt me, don't you know that?
don't you know that?
[mimmics Steve]
xxx I'm going to ask you th... |
what?
I'll see you a little later.
[gb leaves]
okay, fine, okay then.
but we each had a turn saying everything.
know what that means?
we keep having turns playing with the taperecorder.
okay.
know what that means?
what?
sue here.
everything that...
no mom, no I don't want it.
really.
e, everything that we said the tape... |
oh, leave it out, instead of...
yeah, alright, let it cool off.
shouldn't this go around the other way this pot?
you mean Lisa!
no.
so why doesn't it?
mom, because, lift it a little bit.
higher?
[she gets the tray in]
no, lift the thing no.
alright that's it.
it's bent on one side, it hasta go...
take it out Ma, see if... |
no I'm talking about Lisa!
I like Lisa alright I'm...
no I don't like Lisa, I like Felice!
[Steve cuts in]
oh, Felice you like.
so why did you get excited when she came in?
'cause Lisa started fighting with me, so I was angry at Lisa.
oh, so she did start up with her?
no Lisa start up with me.
I know.
I'm saying that.
... |
haha.
no, mom, you know what you to can do?
what is it?
you want a glass of water I'll give it you.
yes.
I know what you can do you can get a napkin.
my pants are xxx.
yeah.
not a napkin, a tissue I mean.
no, a napkin.
how did this break?
what broke?
glass, went right through, did you have this anywheres?
did you bang ... |
yes.
what?
when, when I, when grandma said start I could sit on...
you're not on the you're still on the corner.
[gm cuts in]
Steve here, don't you see.
you're still on the corner honey.
eats like a big boy.
you'll have muscles.
you'll look like your grandmother Steven.
like you're grandmother Locky?
no.
haha.
there yo... |
come on.
you're so silly, oh, it's the same fish, we all made the the same fish.
two bones xxx check it out.
check it out.
umaumaumaum.
is there any bones?
no.
no, not in this piece, oh boy Steve, does that look good.
did you like it?
[Steve spits it out]
did you like it?
yeah it's good.
delish.
nothing like a little p... |
dunky, dunky, dunky.
[Steve mutters to himself]
[talks with mouth full]
good idea talk to me xxx.
[grandmother]
what's that, dear?
saturday, before I think of bringing it to the...
achoo!
[Missus sneezes]
bless you.
see it's a good idea, that's all.
thank you what is it?
before I think of bringing it to the guy for the... |
it gets tangled in the bread.
the bone.
ah I want this one.
[Steve trys to talk over the conversation between Missus and, gm]
oh, when you're in midst of choking on a bone how could you possibly swallow dry bread?
grandma, I want this!
they tell you right away to take a piece of dry bread.
I want this grandma, I want t... |
Steve was a very good...
hey grandma, wipe that off!
wipe what off?
it's butter, your daddy just had butter on it.
no it was cream.
cream.
big deal.
oh is that a fuss pot this kid.
I'll put the thing on his head one of these days.
I'll pour...
alright!
alright.
alright, that's enough!
only margarine you can put on his ... |
Willie Lumlum.
Willie Lumlum.
grandma, you're calling people names.
your name isn't Willie Lumlum?
that's right.
what's your name?
Steven Lastname.
well you act like Will Lumlum.
you do.
alright let's eat, and let's be nice to each other.
what's the occasion?
says you?
and where's my napkin?
you set the table so nicely... |
is it toast?
uhhuh.
it is toast?
sure.
it's black bread toasted in the oven.
toasted pumpahnickel.
[says with heavy jewish accent]
no offense.
you had you like it this way?
yeah it's good.
Ma!
what?
where's my napkin?
I got you one.
[angry tone of voice]
you must have used eighteen napkins already.
[Missus leaves the k... |
that's one of my favorites also.
hot corn!
oh, we're gonna have corn not hot dogs.
well is the, is the corn hot or is the corn cold?
hot, cold.
hot.
cold.
cold, cold corn, cold corn.
it's frozen when you don't put it in the oven.
yeah.
well what happens after you put it in the oven?
it gets hot.
right.
so it's called h... |
what soups are good?
bingo.
[sings]
bango, bingo, bango!
what soup is good?
Jack, finish the potato.
tomato soup.
that wha'?
soup?
taste like tomato soup!
what's that song that goes like that?
with the potato or tomato.
how many more do you have?
what?
corns.
four more.
oh, but they looked like there was three over her... |
we say potato poteito.
you say potato potaeto you to say tomato tomeito and I say...
potato potaeto you say.
tomato tomaeto.
and I say you better eat.
tomato tomaeto tomato tomeito...
I say you better eat.
I am.
I hafta eat alla those?
yes.
no you're not.
I'm not?
why not?
there's only three of them.
they're small.
gra... |
now this one's, this one's really yours, right there.
'cause it's...
daddy's fooling.
here.
we'll leave it right here okay?
all fer you.
how about that, Steve?
right here.
it'll cool off now.
where's your mother?
somewhere in the back.
bedroom, or bathroom I don't know.
grandma, you are getting the one that's in the po... |
no, this has gotta cool off.
come on.
dad.
here, finish this.
dad, dad, will you put that on so it'll be ready?
yes.
I'm glad it didn't fall on the floor.
[the corn almost rolls off plate]
yes, so am I.
I'm glad went falling onto the...
'cause I caught it.
no you didn't.
well, it fell on the dish, right?
I would have c... |
corn on the cob okay.
you get very strong from that.
from this?
yeah?
you get muscles.
from corn.
who told you that?
nobody.
from spinach you get muscles.
no!
when you eat spinach you throw up.
you're gonna, you're gonna get sick.
not from spinach, spinach is very healthy.
no it isn't.
you're gonna wind up eating so mu... |
Steve did you see the tin foil anywheres?
I must be getting cockeyed, I can't see it.
the tin foil, go see, sweetheart, where, where can put it, in the closet.
in here!
no, tin foil isn't there.
yes.
must be by the sink.
what the heck did I do with it?
this is the one you're looking for.
oh there it is!
no, no, there i... |
except me.
you always say that you like grandma's food.
what happened all of a sudden now?
you know you forgot how it is to be a man, you're acting like a little baby now.
[Steve drinks noisily]
I want you to stop that when you drink.
you know what happened yesterday.
what?
with the soda.
you almost choked when you put... |
[chants]
yes siree I want ack ka ka.
kae.
you hafta go into the bathroom?
I'm cleaning in there.
oh go ahead.
clean, clean, clean, honey clean.
Jackie I haven't done it yet.
it's a good time, honey, a very good time.
ah ahhah.
[singing to himself]
doado, ooaoo.
was there any business today?
wipe you nose Steve.
give it... |
so walk downstairs.
they're not open yet, not 'til seven o'clock.
seven eight.
[Steve counts]
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, [swallows] nineteen, twenty could it be open at twenty o'clock?
what about twenty o'clock?
there's no such hour S... |
a little bit.
I don't even need it h even a little bit hot.
[mister whistles]
ah oo, oo.
duh, did you say oo?
x yes?
did you say oot?
no.
oo, that's what I said.
dad, do it again.
touch the corn again.
no, it hurts.
ah I can touch it.
it doesn't burn me dad.
maybe it burns you but it doesn't burn me.
oh ho ho ho hoahoa... |
you have a program on at this hour?
no.
what the programs that you listen to all day long?
you didn't watch too many of them today.
yes I did.
what time did they go on, early, huh?
yeah.
uhhuh.
you know son, he was a very good boy today.
uhhuh.
you really were.
is that so?
did you tell your father what games you played... |
I don't think I wanna.
are you gonna go?
why it's nice to attend the meetings.
are you dad?
I don't know.
they argue amongst themselves there?
nah.
if you don't that means you won't?
who's the president of that club?
ah it's getting too cold.
Jacky's brother.
yeah he's a nice guy, Jacky's brother is a he's a certified ... |
they're having a bingo party next week there.
you wanna go?
I wouldn't go for two cents.
I don't do anything they do.
huh?
I don't do anything with them.
you'd be bored anyways, playing with the bingo.
oh boy, any doody.
but Steven goes in to shoot pool there doesn't he?
oh boy, I'm a doody.
[Steve cuts in]
Steven.
you... |
I want you to know you enjoyed your piece of corn.
[Missus returns]
thank you dear.
you're welcome.
dad you're eating it!
I am?
yeah.
not only am I eating it young man, I finished it.
oh, Steven didn't even eat his corn.
and it was delicious!
I can't believe it, Steven didn't eat corn.
I am gonna eat it!
it was the bes... |
oh, I'm so glad.
what's alright?
I didn't say anything.
that I ate your piece of fish.
oh, your piece of fish, got me bugged already, haha.
Steven!
you want me to throw this out?
no, don't throw Steven out!
huh Steven?
yes are you sure you don't wanna to eat it?
that's right I don't...
such delicious fish, it's a pity ... |
after I eat we're having dessert?
right.
hey maybe you're right, maybe we should eat later.
no let's eat now, anyways.
finish up.
we're gonna eat now, alright?
we're all finished.
you know what I said?
Steve finish you corn so we can get through with the dishes.
everything?
oh boy.
so what did Liz hafta say?
[mister an... |
how much...
sue, you mailed everything today?
yes.
Jackie, you going down?
how, how much is this?
no.
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
one two three four five six seven.
[as Steve counts mr and mrs continues to talk]
no I have seven!
Jackie please go down to the bank, you can just go round...
do I hafta ... |
that allergy is really somet'ing isn't it?
oh, that's more that was like a cold.
yeah.
yeah.
that's an allergy.
yeah.
it's an allergy.
he's sneezing though.
eat over the table.
what?
eat over the table, so it it falls, it'll fall on the table not on the chair.
okay?
nah.
yeah.
blow good so you'll be comfortable Steve.
... |
you like that corn.
when you were a little, little, I'll get it just close your eyes.
that's it, you got it, you got it.
there you go.
he always loved corn, you remember Jackie, couldn't give him enough of it.
yeah.
I remember we couldn't pull we couldn't pull it away from him once.
you were a little baby Steve, and yo... |
oh what is going hafta be checked?
dad, could I have water?
what?
water.
dad could I have water?
grandma will give you water.
no you give me.
car can go a hundred years now it'll never happen.
I want you to give me water.
I don't know, Ma.
why must I get up...
this is once before you had that problem, right?
no no, no.... |
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