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du du duuuuuuuu |
thank you for being a great character on house |
i'm sad to see you go |
i did n't get your 'twitter is crap' reply |
dad was admitted to hospital yesterday so want to fly to cape town to visit r1900 for monday return ticket on |
have n't tweeted in ages my twitterberry does n't work anymore help |
i do n't like these late start night shifts coupled with it being bloody light outside my window when i'm meant to be going to sleep |
longing for yesterday |
i want a guy like carmello or jimmy |
sorry to hear that |
anything specific |
x |
ha ha ha damn i had such good time chillin wit my favorite hizzo danced my face off the lodge never made it to backbooth |
work today |
im not on aim rn |
i accidentally put sugar in my food instead of salt so now i'm eating sweet fried rice my clumsiness astounds me sometimes |
why do n't the hot guys from my gym get on my train in the morning |
it 's always full of dullards |
another sales pitch today for a potential customer |
i do more sales than development these days |
downloading the torrent of last night 's sytycda where my love bj was tragically eliminated |
waiting for an update about my car |
it 's in the shop again |
bored from doing homework what is pingping doing |
the worst part about laundry is the longer that you wait to do it the more unpleasant it becomes |
oh your tweet was about weapons |
that 's covered by pandora 's box ca n't uninvent it leaving us all with mad |
fuck i ca n't sleep |
another fun confab no matter what comes of it |
i wish i had n't worked until 9 i'm gonna miss next week though |
is sooo proud with her bro |
huhu he 's so talentfull i wish i could do best like him |
i'm missing my best friends |
i miss our fun times together |
i love you guys and i miss you so much |
done with homework |
sneezing but feeling better |
28 days |
passed out last night while mum was puttin cream on mytattoo |
aww no invite |
lol jk |
coolness for the day off |
nah gentlemen |
i got class at 8am on wednesdays |
but thanks anywaylt3 |
awe it always sucks when you cant sleep in your own bed hope your dad gets better he is in my prayers |
note to you all do n't go to the choclate bar schiphol |
it is passengers only |
didnt hear from my hunn today |
journalists are up there with ambulance chasing lawyers in my reckoning |
good morning world could n't sleep tonight copenhagen does n't want to leave my head |
flo rider has sampled that blue song he messed that song up for me |
oh oh |
that 's sad |
i had a extravagant yet time conserving plan lined up for today which ive now forgotten |
how have you watched it |
i tried the youtube link but it wo n't work |
missing my boyfriend who im on the phone with but its just not the same tweet |
wont get any rudd money for those in doubt |
that does sound boring as hell becs |
is sad because there was another earthquake in italy |
i am sad the dutch localization in dl2 is bad it 's incomplete and has too many truncations |
you 're not sweet |
wonderful i ll be slogging at 9 you get up at 9 eh |
hey emily you lie |
meanie |
omg whine whine whine whine housing lotery is over stfu i had to explain to qidong that he was fucked |
i stayed up too late |
did n't get the design done like i wanted to |
allergies playin up like mad today |
planting a friend today |
not been to a funeral in gt20 years |
no music today |
blipfm is undergoing maintenance |
oh you went clubbing without me lol next time we can do it together |
just realized im talking to no one |
what a sad thought if it isnt |
lt3 cc |
does n't want to go to school tomorrow |
it 's the last day but it 's also twyla 's day off |
u ca n't sip crap vodka |
nope not done got ominous knee pain not good |
off to the doctor 's today emily has a rash which looks like the measles |
so has mine |
what 's wrong with being an attention whore |
on the coach gonna be fun |
misses rach already |
i'm always up late |
i wish i was a morning person but i'm not |
ahhhhhhh |
everyones doing laundry except me |
boxee now has pandora |
useless to me here in oz |
boo hoo |
i hurt my leg |
no not yet but also need to finish the rest of it |
thank uuu |
i know i heard youre in dallas |
downy weather where 's the summer |
i'm getting pissy lately i know i make mormon jokes at you i'm sorry |
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