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i hear mormon jokes now and i feel bad |
also i realize that sounded a tad dramaqueen but i have n't been sick in years |
it 's hittin me hard this time |
okay i'm sorry that was mean |
i'm not nice |
craaaaap |
my macbook pro is kernel panicking a lot now |
i think i'm going to be forced into an upgrade sooner than this summer |
pose ta b goin ta az dis week i hope lol |
well that made me sad i sat down to watch tv and then remembered i dont have cable anymore |
lol |
thank you |
i have to now do it all again today |
had a lovely day at the beach followed by dinner with a gorgeous lady roll on the work today booo |
i agreee |
clearly they only want attention sorry i could n't catch the train mateee |
i got smoke in my eyes now they burn |
loves what file framework module could do but is sick of bitcache errors making it impossible to upload files |
i feel lonely today |
i wish i could go to bed |
haha my house is creepy at night |
it creaks and stuff scary |
lol i'm gonna go to bed |
ca n't upload my pic |
ah i hate flu now its third day |
guess what happened accidently i shaved my eye brows off |
i need glasses |
but i like reading the bullshit |
im so confused this sucks |
has to study math 4 econ but isnt in the mood |
still on my quotlions amp tigers amp bearsquot shyt but god is good consequently i will be too |
why do other people get replies |
damn stiff neck day 2 |
no le gusta house of house 5 min intro |
missing the fab five |
it was a repeat tonight for gossip girl |
is losing her hubby for a week tomorrow for work |
easter and all |
i'm thinking of getting my old fm tuner from the garage as i'm having problems when my pc just stops playing audio |
i want my money from kevo to hurry up |
anybody willing to help me |
i 've been trying to make a sad tune on the piano for a new song but it always ends up happy and bright |
good for me |
i have n't gone to bed |
baking oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to make me tired |
i ca n't sleep |
and so the editing of 3000 wedding shots begins |
my facebook is fucked |
i thought i saw you there |
you were walking out the door when i saw you |
sweet |
that was fun except it stretched my browser and i was watching twit |
ads not yet appeared google adsense team said it may delay 48 hrs on |
tired i need a regular 95 |
my dog is in my room snoring |
going to sleep hoping to wake up and tommorow will be wednesday instead of tuesday i really do n't want to go to work |
nite |
i still cant go to sleep |
im such an insomniac this week |
basically |
i feel like i need to take better care of myself after seeing that fool |
no more juicin' for me |
still spitting out stitches from that bone graft |
hooray for the ever so reliable signalflare server |
well that was a fun nights work now to start the working day |
sleepin |
halo tonight before you leave |
not off the side of the bridge i hope |
watchin i'm not there |
and missing heath ledger |
sorry your day was a waste hope you found some good bits in it and yay you are homeward bound |
im so jealous i want salsa but the cookies were amazing |
blip is quotunder maintenancequot amp i'm goin' through withdrawel |
hey neighbor neither can i |
its such a sad situation |
though 1in3 of us will be beaten |
in us every 15 seconds amp 3 killed a day |
it 's sadly commonplace |
and so the editing of 3000 wedding shots begins |
journalist throws shoe at chidambaram |
starting to resent always being struck by creativity after midnight then having to get up for work in the morning |
what 's the best way to eat reheated pizza i keep trying to eat this one but it 's too hot and makes my mouth be in pain |
nothing was sick all day it sucked im just up late cant sleep |
even with the best intentions i'm late for work again |
thank you |
i spent ages on thursday tidying up then along came everyone and it looked like a right tip again |
heroes is losing it 's momentum come on writers pick it up |
its so boring |
is back at work although i wish i was back in bed |
its sprained |
so glad im on holidays |
stupid bus was early i missed it |
stupid thing then i missed the bus after that |
finally got a bus then missed my second ' gutz |
problem is they are n't appealing to a wide enough audience even though they think they may be |
yikes |
now i have no clues what to do |
i am engaged to muppet orlando and i just realised oh my god i cant marry justin timberlake |
gosh itt 939 am and i am soooo tired quotyawnquot i want to go back to sleep but i cant |
on the train sans guardian |
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