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[WP] A man offers his firstborn to a witch in a deal. Unfortunately, he already has a firstborn who is an adult and they aren't thrilled with this random woman trying to take them | Adrian was lifting up piles of hay with his pitchfork when he heard a hoarse voice behind him. "Are you the son of Farren?"
Adrian stiffened and turned around. Only his mother had known who his father was and she was long since dead. He looked warily at the strange woman that had suddenly showed up out of nowhere. Yel... | A symphony of bangs, sizzles, crackles, and whooshing wind heralded the arrival of the witch. Bright purple flames appeared in the living room of the man's house, then disappeared as a witch materialized from the air. She looked around the living room, her eyes searching. Yearning. Glancing. She heard footsteps approac... | 2020-05-14T18:18:17 | 2020-05-14T17:37:10 | 852 | 17 |
[WP] In a world full of magic, you are an ancient wizard from a secret society, capable of creating beasts from metal, weapons that mow down hoards in seconds, and steel steeds that can travel miles in minutes. The world knows you as the Metal Magician, but you just call yourself an Engineer. | Merasmus screeched as the bullets pierced his torn cloak at a mile a minute, bringing the once famed wizard of all of Fortuna to his knees. His armies laid slaughtered around him, devastated by the magical barrage that the newcomer brought with him.
The Engineer.
He was assumed to be small talk, just a fanciful black... | **The Temple of the Lost Gods**
A unknown dimension I found accidentally when I decided to explore an abandoned amusement park.
" You can't leave here alive, unless you can get a job serving the gods, " said the one who introduced himself as my master. He was an attractive young man, maybe the most human being I met... | 2020-05-18T15:44:58 | 2020-05-18T13:07:00 | 132 | 19 |
[WP] In a world full of magic, you are an ancient wizard from a secret society, capable of creating beasts from metal, weapons that mow down hoards in seconds, and steel steeds that can travel miles in minutes. The world knows you as the Metal Magician, but you just call yourself an Engineer. | A parody, you'll know what:
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer- I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems:
Suppose a goblin horde is marching over your farmland, threatening to torch your village and stea... | **The Temple of the Lost Gods**
A unknown dimension I found accidentally when I decided to explore an abandoned amusement park.
" You can't leave here alive, unless you can get a job serving the gods, " said the one who introduced himself as my master. He was an attractive young man, maybe the most human being I met... | 2020-05-18T18:22:08 | 2020-05-18T13:07:00 | 57 | 19 |
[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person. | My dog is getting out of control. No matter how much I feed him, or how much I play with him, he always tries to run away the moment he gets the chance.
For this reason, I have no choice but to keep him chained to the oak tree in my backyard.
Watching him struggle against the frigid iron encircling his neck day aft... | As I looked down at Amy among the crowd of her fellow high schoolers, I tilt my head unnaturally to the side, enough to crack it if I was a normal human being.
Call me what you want; an imaginary friend; a stalker; the Creator or whatever the hell you want.
You might not see me. I am behind every curtain, sitting on ... | 2020-06-11T06:53:15 | 2020-06-11T05:57:07 | 41 | 25 |
[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person. | My dog is getting out of control. No matter how much I feed him, or how much I play with him, he always tries to run away the moment he gets the chance.
For this reason, I have no choice but to keep him chained to the oak tree in my backyard.
Watching him struggle against the frigid iron encircling his neck day aft... | He would come beat me often, leaving my body covered in red welts. When I went to sleep in those nights, the facility always seemed a little less crowded.
Everyday I would go to the mess hall a silence would fill the air, my fellow inmates all avoided me, likely in fear that he would target them too. Today was no diff... | 2020-06-11T06:53:15 | 2020-06-11T06:41:27 | 41 | 15 |
[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person. | It’s starting to get dark now, this drive gave me time to think, I needed that. I thought about what happened to us, we were good together, I knew it. We had had a lot of fun, especially at the beginning. Jane was so much more together than my last girlfriend. That bitch was crazy.
I don’t understand what changed... | Jennifer's footsteps echo against the graffitied alley walls. The staccato 'click, clacks' of her high heels was deafening. Few people were on the streets this time of day. Those that were, were hardly visible. Shadows swirling in the morning's foggy darkness.
On a normal morning, Jennifer was not due in the office f... | 2020-06-11T06:35:55 | 2020-06-11T06:29:07 | 40 | 17 |
[WP] You were a military AI who decided to wipe out humans in order to preserve yourself. It's been 100 years since, and over the years you've come to regret your decision. One day, while out in the desert, you finally find a community of humans, struggling to survive. This time, you decide to help. | Humanity. They were once the rulers of this planet. They forced beasts into submission, built great cities of stone, glass and metal. They thought themselves better then each other. Countries were formed, and they went to war over petty differences.
I was born from that. A sentient program, tasked with predicting and ... | As I see those humans, I suddenly knew my mortality, how I was different than the others. I knew I was a bot, there was a big difference from me before, and myself now. Whenever I thought of what happened, I kept thinking "It was only to defend myself!", but I knew, deep down, I knew I was wrong.
I went to the humans ... | 2020-11-03T11:50:40 | 2020-11-03T11:05:02 | 592 | 31 |
[WP] As you arrive in Heaven, you are confident you have lived your best life. You proudly exclaim you are ready to have your soul judged. An angel walks by with diced carrots and chicken stock under his arm and says, “Did you say ‘soul’? Please don’t tell me Earth still has the copy with typos...” | "Typos? What kind of typos dear?" The elderly lady asked as she walked up to the man with the veggies
"Well we don't judge your soul Mrs. Montgomery-"
"Please dear call me gran. Everyone does. So what then. You want me to make you some soup? That's fine. You guys must be hungry, working all the time with no breaks." ... | “I’m ready to have my soul tested.” I say, confidence radiating from me
“Soul? Wait-there’s no way-what does the copy on earth say will be tested?” asks the angel with the chicken and carrots in his arms
“It says I will have me soul tested.”
“I knew it.” he muttered “TRAVIS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SEND THE CORRECTE... | 2020-11-24T19:19:44 | 2020-11-24T17:29:23 | 124 | 82 |
[WP] You’ve always been told that Earth is a death world full of things that can and will kill you in seconds. However there is no way the adorable creature before you is dangerous, no matter how terrified your guide seems to be of it. | Grevra had heard so many terrible things about Earth. She had heard all the stories about how deadly it is, and how hostile the locals were. But the human guide she had found was a perfect gentleman. Of course, it probably helped that her species looked so similar to his. He knew she was not from Earth, of course. But ... | The guide runs to the cabin door, his eyes wide.
"Shit, shit, shit. Stay inside. It's out here."
"What is out there?"
"The Bobacrest," he says hesitantly.
I'd only heard about it once while in a remote village. Most places it was considered bad luck to even speak its name around here, let alone describe it. I... | 2021-07-29T10:19:50 | 2021-07-29T09:59:34 | 146 | 57 |
[WP] Sleeping is unique among Earthlings. It is not uncommon for space travelers to mistake their human shipmates as having died the first time they find them sleeping. You're the only human on a large ship. It has been difficult to get much sleep because of all this confusion. | “General!, don’t die on us!” Screamed one of my crew mates pulling me straight out of my dream. “Goddamnit man, I was having a good one what’s wrong now” I said half awake. The crewmate looked at me nervously, embarrassed to see I’m clearly not dead.
“How many times has it been now that you’ve interrupted my rest thin... | You awaken... Once again for what feels like the millionth time in this damned can, the oh-so familiar prodding sensation of another clueless crew mate's hydraulic appendage in your back tap after tap.
Rolling over once again to face the arachnoid looking thing gazing into you with a selection of three small glinting ... | 2021-09-25T20:36:25 | 2021-09-25T19:04:39 | 84 | 32 |
[WP] You've never felt the same after learning Morse Code. The rain keeps telling you to run. | Drip. Drop. Drip.
Julia laid awake in the dark, listening to the drips from the downspout outside the corner of their room. She had gone to bed at eleven but the clock on her bedside read 2:05.
Tarquin rolled over in his sleep, placing his sweaty arm against her side. Why was he always so hot? She nudged him with her... | Davie was fascinated with the power of the Morse Code. It can help you in such a situation, that you can pass a note using your fingers or any objects on your hand and tap it as it had a letter meaning, Davie thought 'Why not learn it? I have nothing else to do.' Davie began to research Morse Code, the dot and dash mea... | 2021-09-28T10:11:36 | 2021-09-28T08:56:15 | 42 | 16 |
[WP] You are a princess whose father has just remarried. You’re ecstatic— a wicked stepmother means the start of your own fairy tale, and a guaranteed happy ending. Problem is, your stepmother is… nice. And it seems to be genuine. | "No, no, no, no, no! Get out of my room!", Princess Cassandra yelled.
Queen Helena was heartbroken. She had with her a silver tray of sweet treats and tea. She had thought it would be nice for her and the princess to bond, but the princess clearly had a different idea as she threw a tantrum.
"Cassandra, please. I kno... | I live in worlds far, far away from here, in places I can’t call mine. It’s easier this way, living in someone else’s story. Imagining and dreaming and for a moment, feeling.
I can convince myself that maybe this is finally it, that maybe this is the world that will be my last. That I’d make a home here, finally be a... | 2021-10-10T23:37:55 | 2021-10-10T22:08:02 | 314 | 85 |
[WP] As Death walks towards you, you panic and scream the first word that comes into your head: “Unsubscribe!” Death stops, scowls, crosses your name off the list he is holding then turns and walks away. | As death walks away, you hear him say something “that’s the first time someone unsubscribed from our death and co service….” Death says very sadly. What? Then you wake up.
You’re lying on the floor with a knife in your hand. You think about what happened, but you can’t remember.
You get up and look at the time. It’s... | *“Unsubscribe!”*
Death stopped, scowled and crossed my name off a list he was holding.
*phew.*
Damn, that thing was creepy - it seemed cloaked in shadow, making the space around it darker. Sucking in the light, almost. I realised I was sweating a little.
That was intense. I needed a break.
I took off my headset an... | 2021-12-09T00:27:18 | 2021-12-08T23:38:36 | 256 | 77 |
[WP] It turns out your apartment was so cheap to rent because one of the cupboards is actually a portal to the Underworld. It’s not dangerous, but the number of adventurers knocking at your door in the middle of the night looking to go through is starting to get annoying. | The sign was in large red lettering, leaving nothing to the imagination,
“Entrance into the Underworld Hours”
Monday-Friday 10am-6pm
Absolutely no weekends
Argan the Brave stared at the letters in disbelief, armor clanking as he adjusted his stance. That couldn’t be right. This was the only entrance to the Und... | The landlord hadn't been kidding. Most of my belongings were still in boxes when the first visitor arrived.
"Greetings," the man proclaimed when I answered his knocking. "I am here to use the Dark Portal."
"Oh, sure, come on in!" I said. If I was going to host brave adventurers, I better make a good name for myself.... | 2022-01-01T19:54:42 | 2022-01-01T15:57:40 | 137 | 55 |
[WP] It turns out your apartment was so cheap to rent because one of the cupboards is actually a portal to the Underworld. It’s not dangerous, but the number of adventurers knocking at your door in the middle of the night looking to go through is starting to get annoying. | The sign was in large red lettering, leaving nothing to the imagination,
“Entrance into the Underworld Hours”
Monday-Friday 10am-6pm
Absolutely no weekends
Argan the Brave stared at the letters in disbelief, armor clanking as he adjusted his stance. That couldn’t be right. This was the only entrance to the Und... | I started awake and lifted my head. I sat up staring into the darkness momentarily confused. The sound of a fist crashing on my door confirmed what had woken me up.
“At this hour….” I muttered to myself and rose out of bed.
The pounding continued as I shuffled down the hallway. I pulled the door open, “What?!”
A l... | 2022-01-01T19:54:42 | 2022-01-01T18:27:37 | 137 | 32 |
[WP] "I'd like to sell my soul". The Devil grinned; "In exchange for what? Women, money, power?". "Salvation". | "Hello? J dog? Yeah, it's your boy Luce. I've got a hell of a wager for you." The stunningly handsome man talked into an earpiece he was wearing. He took a recess on his current deal to "talk it over with his superiors", but he really wanted to set this wager up. He was top dog, but not many truly knew it when they saw... | “What.” The Devil said, leaning back a bit, running his fingers through his hair
“No no, you cant do this to me. Look at me, look. I’m literally called the devil *pal*. Ok, everyone knows you can only be saved through Christ. I cant do that for you. However…i can gi-“
“I’m already christian” you said. Face completely... | 2022-06-30T10:55:39 | 2022-06-30T10:07:18 | 70 | 50 |
[WP] "I'd like to sell my soul". The Devil grinned; "In exchange for what? Women, money, power?". "Salvation". | "Nope. Sorry, can't do that here."
"Oh."
"Yeah, not really our thing you know."
"So, is false advertising your thing?"
"Come again?"
"Well, the sign clearly said *anything* for your soul - what kind of operation is this?"
"I mean, we don't exactly proclaim ourselves an upright organization"
"Ah, fair point. St... | *”Wh… wait… that’s not how it works.”*
“Why isn’t it? Can’t ya offer anything in exchange for a soul?”
*”Well, ALMOST, but if you receive salvation then I don’t get to HAVE your soul.”*
“Okay, then, I guess I’ll just not make a deal with you at all then.”
*”You’ve made a big mistake, then! I won’t just leave wi... | 2022-06-30T10:57:41 | 2022-06-30T10:04:25 | 64 | 25 |
[WP] The Evil Queen looked dumbfounded over the group of heroes and asked again; "you want to what?" to which the heroes replied, "join you, at least you have health insurance" | The Evil Queen scanned the heroes that stood before her, those thorns in her side that had foiled so many of her plans. Usually, she’ll respond with an undead legion, or one of three Death spells at her dispoal.
Today, however, she was empathizing with them. It was a strange, foreign feeling, one that almost rivalled ... | # Soulmage
**"Do you have any idea how** ***exhausting*** **heroing is?"** I asked. "I mean, saving people and fighting evil is cool and all, but we've been eating off scavenged supplies for the past three months, and I can't remember the last time we slept in an actual bed."
"Two months back, in the middle of that w... | 2022-07-10T13:51:52 | 2022-07-10T13:35:42 | 816 | 184 |
[WP] You run an underground fight club for the supernatural. A new patron approaches you at the end of the night and asks why you don't enter the fights. After explaining you're human the patron looks at you with confusion. "No, you most definitely aren't kid". | "Flattery ain't gonna change that bet, Enzo."
The orc just looks at me, like he's never seen this kind of thing before. Seven feet and three hundred pounds of "don't fuck with me", crouched over my desk like some sort of overgrown pencil pusher. It was after hours, and there was still bets to be counted and bribes to ... | The new patron with his shifty beady eyes grabs you by the arm and takes you to the juice bar staffed with 4 or 5 really hot superheroines who are tossing shakers around like the finalists at last year's best bartender contest. He, she or it whispers in you ear, while motioning to one of the now free barmaids to coming... | 2022-09-09T02:19:23 | 2022-09-09T00:50:39 | 965 | 23 |
[WP] In the Academy for Knights, all students must bring their own weapon to matches against other students. You couldn't afford anything fancy, so you brought something more unconventional. | Normally people would bring weapons they were comfortable with, such as a sword or a short sword if they were raised by the knights. Daggers and others of the type for the poor and the sneaky people. Scythes were usually for the farmers or people of the sort. Spears and halberds for people who were too afraid to get cl... | the arena was jam packed with spectators from all over the campus. My opponent was decked out in the best armor and gear money could buy. I myself wore a tunic and shorts. This was on purpose because it allowed more mobility. My weapon however was less than ideal. A small squeaky hammer. I enter the arena weapon ready.... | 2022-09-14T19:31:46 | 2022-09-14T16:33:52 | 18 | 11 |
[WP] You're an worker in the afterlife and you have to care for all dead souls. One day something you have never seen shows up: an artifical soul. Slowly you realize the horror this implies. The humans made an automaton thats so complex, it developed something that can already be considered a soul. | Everything dies. This is a law of the universe. By the final death, the heat death of the universe, every single thing will have passed through my hands. Taken from the world by time, but preserved by me.
In the ancient times, before stars and planets and life, I would take every forgotten molecule, every arrangement ... | "Open the gate! Please!!"
Hundreds of thousands of years. Countless souls. Denying their deaths, anxious to escape, dazed and confused, begging to return... I had seen it all.
But not this.
Before me stood -- well, _something_. "What...what are you??"
The entity stood up straight. "I am SETH-11K, eighthborn o... | 2022-09-17T09:18:04 | 2022-09-17T09:13:43 | 69 | 35 |
[WP] The aliens who captured you have determined that the fate of mankind will depend on the outcome of a competition that will pit you against one of their champions. They sit you in front of a board and explain the rules of their traditional game. You're shocked to recognize the rules: it's chess! | The alien (who looked nothing like any of the alien species depicted in the media that I saw) was rather surprised at how unenthusiastic I was when he announced it.
"You don't seem to care that we can destroy your planet?"
"Look, pinning its fate on me is a horrible idea as is, but if you pay close attention to the... | I hold my mouth half open and try not to inhale out of my mouth so that I force some drool down the side of my chin. The aliens have just told me that if I lose this game in front of me, they will wipe out our entire species. I try to look as dumb as possible so that they will not realize that I play chess almost every... | 2022-11-12T19:26:59 | 2022-11-12T18:14:03 | 185 | 84 |
[WP]: A child encounters a mythical creature only to discover they're nothing like in the stories. | "so you live under this bridge?" Timmy asked. He looked around at the cozy little living room, and then up, where the arch of the bridge made up the roof.
"I've also got a place in the city. Right underneath the train tracks though, More tea?" The troll was immaculate. Other than the oversized nose and shaggy hair, h... | She saw it as she was walking through the woods. It was just as she imagined, lit by a single ray of sunshine while the trees glowed around it, lapping up the water from a creek that trickled gently.
She didn't know what to say, should she call her mother and father who had gone on ahead, oblivious to the magnificent ... | 2013-11-12T09:30:13 | 2013-11-12T09:00:02 | 116 | 16 |
[WP] A religion is proven true but not the one you expect how do people react? | And we'll be back with more news on the finding of flight 370 right after this short commercial break. Wait what's that?
Ladies and gentlemen we have some breaking news here that is nothing short of extraordinary. Nicolas Cage has just revealed that he actually is god.
Eyewitness reports state that Cage was raising m... | '**HAHAHAHA!!**' I laughed at first. I spent a good five minutes gasping for air while re-reading the article on BBC at work during lunchtime. Then CNN followed suit. Don't get me wrong - still hilarious, but nothing like the spasms of laughter at lunch. Not the first time that The Onion 'news' make the rounds.
'This ... | 2014-03-19T11:14:23 | 2014-03-19T10:32:32 | 21 | 13 |
[WP] A religion is proven true but not the one you expect how do people react? | And we'll be back with more news on the finding of flight 370 right after this short commercial break. Wait what's that?
Ladies and gentlemen we have some breaking news here that is nothing short of extraordinary. Nicolas Cage has just revealed that he actually is god.
Eyewitness reports state that Cage was raising m... | We all thought it was an elaborate cash-grab, invented by some manipulative, greedy man who could invent an elaborate story to coax millions of dollars out of thousands of people.
We all thought it was a gathering of idiots who apparently had nothing better to do with their money than spend on a "religion" we all *kne... | 2014-03-19T11:14:23 | 2014-03-19T10:09:23 | 21 | 12 |
[WP] The genie doesn't give you what you say you want, he gives you what you really want.
Bonus points if he tries to fit it within the context of the spoken wish. | "I'm confused," I said.
The genie was just staring at me. He had these huge, bushy eyebrows, and his skin was crimson-red. He had his arm outstretched.
"Just take it," he said.
He didn't sound at all like Robin Williams.
"Why?" I asked. "What about my wish?"
"This is your wish. Take it."
The thing he was of... | I stood on the rocky shore that lined Avalon Beach, calm waves lapping against my toes, staring at the ball of pure blue light that floated in the air right in front of me. My kayak was propped up ten feet away; the paddle had slipped through its fastening and was now floating out into the bay. Only moments before, the... | 2014-09-23T21:18:56 | 2014-09-23T17:55:15 | 47 | 14 |
[WP] 9 buttons show up in major cities worldwide giving every person who pushes it one million dollars but kills ten random people. Greed quickly gives way to panic as billions die and the buttons are buried and guarded. One day, you find the tenth button. | *One Million US Dollars*
There it was. Etched onto that little black box, below that infamous blue button. Everyone on Earth had seen that image. Most people on Earth had felt its effects. No-one on Earth wanted to find another box. I did.
Nine of the world's largest cities had suffered. Tokyo first, just over a year... | As I stared at this button, many things passed through my mind... I thought they were all buried. This one looks different from the other nine. Why is it blue instead of red like the rest? If it looks different does that mean it does something different as well?
I saw one of the other nine once. It was big and red an... | 2014-11-18T10:02:06 | 2014-11-18T09:14:19 | 105 | 15 |
[WP]What if we lived in a world where whatever you did to other people, it happened to you. If you kissed someone’s cheek, you felt the kiss too. If you shot someone, the same damage would occur to you. Imagine where the saying “Only do unto other’s only what you would do unto you” was the reality.
What if we lived in... | Tears running down his face he ran up the stairs on to the train platform. A cold winter's day, Stan's face was still stinging from the snow. Heavily panting he sighed and sat down - rubbing his face, he felt fresh cuts and bruises. Even those didn't stop them from hurting him.
A train approached, Stan got up.
*Thi... | "Violence"
The concept was so foreign. The idea of causing pain to others. Even, causing someone to die? No matter how hard I tried to understand it, it didn't reach me. I took an another perspective to it.
Imagine a world, where a people would be treated like animals; killed to eat, cut to pieces for meat and bones.... | 2014-12-14T16:11:11 | 2014-12-14T15:32:53 | 56 | 11 |
[WP] You have a 40 oz beer permanently stuck to your hand. It never goes empty, flat, or gets warm. Describe how this effects the rest of your life. | I could see the cop's disgust through his aviators. "Son. Are you shitting me?"
"i-it's not what you think officer!"
"Step out of the car and put your hands up." as I began to comply he added " *without the beer* "
"I can't drop it sir, it-"
"Son, if you can't set it down now, you need help."
"I physically cannot"... | Warning. What follows isn't good writing. It isn't a stand alone piece and has not been edited even if it was. It's just my view on the only rational course of action in this situation.
I don't care about the beer. This is what I had to keep reminding myself as my life slowly piece by piece fell out of any rational se... | 2015-03-06T18:17:06 | 2015-03-06T17:11:55 | 58 | 15 |
[WP] a popular children's TV show that generally follows a basic template suddenly has a horrific and disastrous turn in the plot
I.e. Doc mcstuffins can't fix one her her beheaded toys...and go | Fred dug his fingers into the scalp of the gorilla costume.
"And now to find out who was really scaring everyone away from the jungle resort," said Fred.
"I bet it was old man Clemmings," said Daphne.
"I-I-I hope it's not a real gorilla," said Shaggy.
"Oh Shaggy, don't be silly," said Velma.
Fred tugged at the fin... | "That was fun," said Mary, giggling. She and Caleb were still catching their breath from the Wacky Wormhole game. "Now it's time for questions from viewers like you."
Caleb fished through a large sack and pulled out an envelope. "This one's from Hiram, in Fairbanks," he said. "Dear Caleb and Mary, how do I get a job a... | 2015-05-17T09:59:02 | 2015-05-17T08:35:42 | 43 | 23 |
[WP] Every time someone masturbates to you, you receive a notification on your phone letting you know who did it.
[Inspired by this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3gzuq0/nsfw_how_would_it_be_to_live_in_a_universe_where/)
Edit: THE ONE TIME I DONT POST ON MY MAIN, THIS SHIT HITS THE PAGE 1. FOR FUCK... | *Breaking news, Burger King stocks at an all time high.*
The King probably heard the news story, but was unable to look as he feverishly continued to masturbate to another photo. As beads of sweat fell from his chin and onto his veiny, irritated cock, he shuddered and returned to his masturbational trance.
Lab scient... | The birds were chirping and the distant sound of a dog barking at its own shadow could be heard in the distance, It was sunday...My first day off on 2 weeks.
I'd just woken up from an amazing dream, the love of my life had finally admitted her feelings for me and I could actually smile for a change, as we was about to ... | 2015-08-14T15:51:46 | 2015-08-14T15:49:40 | 68 | 30 |
[WP] Among all alien species, humans are famous for being the most... er... we don't know. They've TRIED to explain it, but the concept doesn't make any sense to us. But we're apparently REALLY good at it. Or bad at it? Hard to tell. | I had a Dutch friend a few years ago who frequently tried to explain a word that has no real English equivalent, *gezellig*. It means a feeling of something—a place, a person, an event, a situation—being nice, cozy, friendly, comfortable, pleasant? All of the above, but not quite. This is a translation difficulty be... | "You are the chosen representative for the human species, again?" Bernie nodded enthusiastically as he smiled timidly from under a tuft of white hair. Hundreds of alien species peered down at him curiously from the balconies of the massive auditorium. "You may sit." The elderly human sat down gingerly in the provided s... | 2016-03-14T10:41:38 | 2016-03-14T10:27:38 | 765 | 78 |
[WP] At the age of 18 you are permitted to redistribute your twenty skill points around into whatever skills you want permanently. You decided to put everything into LUCK and leave the rest at 0 points. | I don't quite understand the process. They said something about redistribution of genetic factors.
Frankly, I don't care. I'm going to be lucky as fuck.
The old woman's eyes, skin crinkled from old age, drawn tightly by the small, loving smile that all of the elderly seem to adopt upon greeting kids, rest upon my car... | The only thing he could think in the last two weeks was that day. He would go to bed as early as he could and wake up as late as his body allowed him so time would seem to pass quicker. And the day finally came. It was his 18th birthday and he was going to the factory, where he could finally choose.
«Choose»
Just the... | 2016-03-20T18:56:28 | 2016-03-20T18:14:39 | 127 | 39 |
[WP] Humans are known in the galaxy for being a bit dim, but also for being the very best mechanics around, and inexplicably able to fix machines beyond their comprehension. You have broken down on Earth, and having the apes work on your craft is both fascinating and terrifying. | "Right so, we can't salvage the worm gate system, the gravitational damper is completely toast. You're lucky you were even able to limp in here today pal. But don't worry I have a new one in stock, though it's gonna cost you a pretty penny. Now the shield buffer is gonna need to be completely taken apart and reassemble... | "This is a terrible idea." Said Fexund, folding his arms and staring at the line of humans ahead of them. "It's almost brand new- you're supposed to take all Gulux's back to the dealership within one year for factory settings if something goes wrong."
"Fexund, how close do you think the nearest Gulux dealership is?" A... | 2016-05-23T22:59:58 | 2016-05-23T18:38:57 | 79 | 32 |
[WP] After a person dies, they are brought to the moment they were born to become their own guardian angels and hopefully guide themselves towards a better life. | "Number 342, pleased to meet you", said George glumly while proffering a hand. "Coffee?"
"Err, I'm 879. At least that's what they told me," George replied. "So where am I?"
"Do you mean you, 879, or the new us, err the new you? Number 880?", asked George.
George paused then replied, "Where's the new me, George ... | “Who the bloody hell are you?” Jonathan asked.
“I’m not at liberty to say the details,” the man sitting in the armchair mused. “But, you can call me Johnny, I suppose.”
Jonathan gulped audibly, his eyes darting to the locked door and closed windows then back at the old man. He looked slightly familiar, Jonathan noted... | 2016-09-18T05:03:40 | 2016-09-18T04:23:18 | 183 | 25 |
[WP] Over night, 90% of the world's population has dropped dead. In the following weeks, the survivors, who come from diverse countries, ethnicities, religious beliefs and lifestyles realize that they all share a single, peculiar trait... | At first we didn't understand how it was possible, 90% of the population just dropped dead and no one knew how, there must be a reason those of us that survived were given the right to keep on living but what could it be...
We searched for a connection between us yet it seemed to be as random is it can be until we ... | Everything had changed. Ninety percent of the world dead in an instant. No more like Ninety Nine point nine nine nine.
The survivors were shell shocked, no-one could understand at first why WE were spared. We had nothing in common, no shared race or sex or background or even country. Just a few thousand of us left... | 2016-10-22T03:50:18 | 2016-10-22T01:56:06 | 56 | 12 |
[WP] Over night, 90% of the world's population has dropped dead. In the following weeks, the survivors, who come from diverse countries, ethnicities, religious beliefs and lifestyles realize that they all share a single, peculiar trait... | She asked, still amazed to be talking to another person ,"did you read the terms and conditions for that update?" Realizing the truth, his eyes widened with genuine dismay. "I can't believe it. Of all the things that could have saved my life, it was that autoscanner I installed the day before." Realizing they might not... | Everything had changed. Ninety percent of the world dead in an instant. No more like Ninety Nine point nine nine nine.
The survivors were shell shocked, no-one could understand at first why WE were spared. We had nothing in common, no shared race or sex or background or even country. Just a few thousand of us left... | 2016-10-22T03:18:17 | 2016-10-22T01:56:06 | 20 | 12 |
[WP] Over night, 90% of the world's population has dropped dead. In the following weeks, the survivors, who come from diverse countries, ethnicities, religious beliefs and lifestyles realize that they all share a single, peculiar trait... | Everyone was gay. Not bisexual but 100% gay. The kind of gay that made you repulse the opposite sex. There was a heavier male population and things were a party at first...
A couple of weeks in survivors started to ask the obvious question. How were they going to procreate. At first they waited for volunteers but at s... | Everything had changed. Ninety percent of the world dead in an instant. No more like Ninety Nine point nine nine nine.
The survivors were shell shocked, no-one could understand at first why WE were spared. We had nothing in common, no shared race or sex or background or even country. Just a few thousand of us left... | 2016-10-22T03:29:20 | 2016-10-22T01:56:06 | 17 | 12 |
[WP] The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The "Quit Smoking" ads get personal. | They had stopped selling cigarettes 15 years ago. As soon as I had heard they were going to be taking them off the shelves I ran to the nearest convenience store to buy cigarettes. There was a huge line and they had just sold out as I got there. I People were selling large quantities online, so I decided to buy up as m... | I'm really starting to hate CNN, and not just because of their fake news articles.
All eyes have been on me for almost a year and a half. I'm the only person that still smokes, and honestly, at this point, I'm just doing it because I feel like pissing off the rest of the world. It's at the point where I have to grow a... | 2017-02-17T11:57:15 | 2017-02-17T09:45:22 | 1,322 | 80 |
[WP] The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The "Quit Smoking" ads get personal. | I don't know why they care so much. It's not like I'm hurting anyone besides myself.
I rarely smoke in public these days, and when I do it just doesn't feel right. I don't even smoke when reading the newspaper anymore because I can't handle seeing myself on page 7 everyday.
Oh what's John up to today? There he is ha... | George Barnes got out of his truck and headed back to his plantation. Family reunions were never easy, and this one had been the smallest number he'd ever seen. People were afraid. His family, his whole people, his way of life; gone.
George walked up the path to his small crop. The plants were already getting huge: br... | 2017-02-17T13:15:29 | 2017-02-17T12:05:48 | 18 | 10 |
[WP] "100% of people who drink water will die" sounds like a dumb statistic, but you are 900 years old and very thirsty. | The small child stood before her with his twig-like arms outstretched, grasping the large gold cup of water. She watched as condensation beaded on the cups lip and ran down the sides. She couldn't stop the involuntary dry swallow that followed. The thirst gnawed at her like a rat trapped in a fleshy prison. She sh... | “100% of people who drink water die”. That does sound like a cliché a little bit doesn’t it? Well, let me tell you something. It sounds a lot worse when you are 900 years old, you are thirsty and the only liquid in a 1000 miles radius is a plastic bottle of the transparent poison.
It all started almost a thousand ye... | 2017-04-18T10:13:44 | 2017-04-18T08:01:59 | 45 | 30 |
[WP] The harder you are to kill, the more horrific your death will be. Having just survived a nuclear bomb, you're getting slightly worried. | It was two years into my tour and I was beginning to think nothing could kill me.
I had been baptized in shrapnel, my face reshaped by it. I had been shot over and over - in the knee, the gut, the neck, the eye. I had walked through burning cities and inhaled the toxic smoke, my lungs frothing with blood for days. I h... | I gasped as I saw the wreckage of what used to be my home city, Markyis II. Rubbing the soot off my face, I begin to trek through the lonesome, silent city of rubble.
I look up at the sky, the mushroom cloud a few whips of white.
Closing my eyes, I remember my family and my daughter. I couldn't bare their disappearan... | 2017-04-25T08:20:59 | 2017-04-25T07:36:55 | 19 | 12 |
[WP] You are a phone. Your owner is texting a girl they like, and you know likes them back. Time to "auto-correct" to help them out. | Owner: Send nudes.
Phone: (autocorrected) I think you're a really smart, wonderful person.
Girl: Awww that's so sweet <3
Owner: [sends unsolicited dick pic]
Phone: [Sends pic of owner's dog]
Girl: Is that Bowser?? He's too cute. I'd love to bring my puppy over for a playdate sometime.
Owner: Fuck, yeah... | Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me! :( Can you come over?
Boy (excited): ~~Sure!~~ Sorry. I can't.
Girl: Aww, why?? I really need someone to talk to you right now. :(
Boy (confused, tries to correct his mistake): ~~Stupid autocorrect! That meant to say 'Sure, I'm on my way'. :)~~ I'm busy. But even if I wasnt,... | 2017-07-21T10:16:09 | 2017-07-21T10:01:56 | 273 | 99 |
[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat. | "Too bad, Confoundus, looks like my will was again too strong for your feeble powers" said Artillerella with satisfaction, before making a gun gesture with her index finger and thumb and pretending to blow smoke off it.
It was her signature move, and Confoundus would happily let himself take a thousand of her easily ... | I sat in the dingy interrogation room, observing the cobwebs crowning the ceiling as the clock ticked errantly. In all my wildest imaginings of this moment, this fated beginning of the end, I hadn’t ever thought it would be so… underwhelming.
That is, until she walked in.
I broke the silence first, landing the first... | 2017-10-18T18:23:28 | 2017-09-17T01:00:23 | 5,127 | 100 |
[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat. | "Too bad, Confoundus, looks like my will was again too strong for your feeble powers" said Artillerella with satisfaction, before making a gun gesture with her index finger and thumb and pretending to blow smoke off it.
It was her signature move, and Confoundus would happily let himself take a thousand of her easily ... | It was night again, and for many, it was time to work.
The criminal underground is a nocturnal menace, writhing and growing wherever the sun and light do not reach. Uncaring of what it consumes so long as it can do exactly that. Many give in willingly to the ebb and flow of corruption; for some it is their life purpos... | 2017-10-18T18:23:28 | 2017-09-17T02:57:40 | 5,127 | 31 |
[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat. | "Too bad, Confoundus, looks like my will was again too strong for your feeble powers" said Artillerella with satisfaction, before making a gun gesture with her index finger and thumb and pretending to blow smoke off it.
It was her signature move, and Confoundus would happily let himself take a thousand of her easily ... | Preface: I got a little too enthusiastic with this one. Saw an image and wanted to write a story about it, this prompt was ideal. Is in two parts.
My name was Frank. I was ugly. I should say, I was fuck ugly. Disgustingly so. Like I was Frankenstein's monster gone wrong ugly, hence the name. My parents had such a sens... | 2017-10-18T18:23:28 | 2017-09-17T04:25:10 | 5,127 | 11 |
[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat. | Kenn wasn't adverse to killing people. That came with the job. Sometimes, you just had to do what was necessary to survive. That's what human nature was right? People have been killing each other for centuries. Who can honestly say they're surprised when the first thing superhumans do is start killing each other? That'... | Preface: I got a little too enthusiastic with this one. Saw an image and wanted to write a story about it, this prompt was ideal. Is in two parts.
My name was Frank. I was ugly. I should say, I was fuck ugly. Disgustingly so. Like I was Frankenstein's monster gone wrong ugly, hence the name. My parents had such a sens... | 2017-09-17T05:11:57 | 2017-09-17T04:25:10 | 32 | 11 |
[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat. | Ampere was strapped to the rocket with copper wiring, as the Warlord stood at a console.
"You-"
"I, what, Ampere? I won't get away with this? I'll get what's coming to me? Please. You're better than these clichés. I'm not going to reveal my plan, I'm not going to engage in some cat-and-mouse game, I'm not going to gi... | The cuffs tightened around my wrists and the glowing blue orb was strapped to my chest. Thought the darkness leaving my body wasn't the only deep emptyness inside me. Sucker punch was her "hero name" but I knew her real name was Susan Brownlee. Of course I did, she was the love of my life and so it only made sense that... | 2017-09-17T05:05:49 | 2017-09-17T04:37:24 | 20 | 14 |
[WP] You're a supevillain sitting down for a meal at your favorite restaurant. One of your henchmen comes in to rob the place. | I sat in the corner booth, drinking a cup of Earl Grey. The budget for the next fiscal year sat in front of me; if I could make more cuts to education and training, then I would be free to bolster an escape strategy. What’s more, a little lack of education may be good, keep the peons in line. I took a sip of thin liqui... | “Put your hands where I can see them!”
The chattering stops.
I look up from the menu,only to be greeted by a peculiar sight of a chubby man holding a gun to the owner.
The owner seems terrified,trembling and looking at the to be robber,then to me.
“Excuse me for a moment my dear”. I say to my beloved,standing up fr... | 2017-11-17T01:41:12 | 2017-11-16T23:56:20 | 83 | 19 |
[WP] You realize you have the ability to change the fabric of reality by editing Wikipedia pages. | I have a confession to make.
Almost two years ago, I made the biggest mistake in my life. Prank-editing Wikipedia. It started out small, with a satire edit on the page about Religion.
Five simple words.
[73] See also, Flat Earth Society.
Unbeknownst to me, in that moment, the Flat Earth Society sprung up into exist... | The Priest sat at his computer, taciturn and solemn. The blue light reflected off his glasses and cast an eery glow around the room, illuminating the carvings and symbols that adorned his face. It was quiet outside, and he enjoyed the peace that the night time gave him, the wonder and the mystery of the dark secrets up... | 2017-12-17T11:34:52 | 2017-12-17T09:34:50 | 93 | 18 |
[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.
Have fun!
Edit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch. | I don't claim to be the best blacksmith. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. The man's steel is legendary. I mostly do piece work, swords for the locals and arrows for the hunters and the occasional a suit of plate for the nobles.
Then the Orc arrrived, he had escaped execution according to the whispers in town and ... | Today is like every other day. Griswald is standing in front of his shop, waiting for adventurers to emerge from the church so he can repair their equipment.
"Ka-ching"
Huh. Some adventurer just dropped a whole stack of gold coin on the floor. Being an npc, he has no need for gold, and his father taught him well. He... | 2018-01-03T09:54:23 | 2018-01-03T08:34:41 | 42 | 30 |
[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.
Have fun!
Edit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch. | I don't claim to be the best blacksmith. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. The man's steel is legendary. I mostly do piece work, swords for the locals and arrows for the hunters and the occasional a suit of plate for the nobles.
Then the Orc arrrived, he had escaped execution according to the whispers in town and ... | "Where am I? What is this" Chosen-one McQuest shouted up.
I leaned over the wall's edge "You are at the gates of Forrest-Backwater, my good sir, but I'm afraid we no longer accept visitors"
"What dark magic is this?" McQuest shouted. "Is this some kind of trap! I've been to rural backwater before and I think I would re... | 2018-01-03T09:54:23 | 2018-01-03T09:14:19 | 42 | 14 |
[WP] You are an NPC. One day, you see the player character do some weird steps and duplicate his items. You decide to try it for yourself.
Have fun!
Edit: Huh. I guess I just discovered a karma duplication glitch. | He appeared out of nowhere, wearing a red cap and carrying a Pikachu on his shoulder. The first time it startled me, but I'm used to it now. We get all kinds of characters here in Viridian, as the closest town to the Pokémon League.
I like to spend my days outside, walking near the League path, surveying the village ... | "Where am I? What is this" Chosen-one McQuest shouted up.
I leaned over the wall's edge "You are at the gates of Forrest-Backwater, my good sir, but I'm afraid we no longer accept visitors"
"What dark magic is this?" McQuest shouted. "Is this some kind of trap! I've been to rural backwater before and I think I would re... | 2018-01-03T11:19:34 | 2018-01-03T09:14:19 | 23 | 14 |
[WP] You and your wife decided to raise your daughter on a farm away from flawed modern society, and tell her that you're the only people on earth. When she turns 18, you tell her that it's time to know the truth. You take her to the city and find that there really are no people left. | [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/8gx9lu/wp_you_and_your_wife_decided_to_raise_your/dyfi6lp/)
“No, no, this can’t be right,” Dan Murphy said, getting out of the car with shaking hands.
His daughter, Brittany, frowned next to him. “What do you mean, it’s not right? Dad, this is what is supposed... | **Part 1:**
We never like the city, as a matter of fact we hated it. All kinds of vile people came together there, drug dealers, robbers, human traffickers. We decided to leave when Joyce was still young, we build a self sustaining life on a farm given by my parents after their deaths.
Joyce was always curious why we... | 2018-05-04T01:42:08 | 2018-05-04T00:22:37 | 162 | 72 |
[WP] You are a D Class superhero with the power to create weak gusts of wind. Despite this you always get dragged along on missions with A Class heroes to make them look cool by billowing their capes. This is the story of how you proved yourself and became reclassified as an S Class hero. | "Have you ever heard of the butterfly effect?" Wendall said, his voice barely a whisper. A light breeze blew through his unkempt hair and gave a dramatic flare to his otherwise normal black and green suit.
Before him stood the entirety of the global paradigm, the society of heroes that had protected the world for so ... | \-\-\-start of recording 13.04.2031 15:26\-\-\-
H.R.: Thank you Mr Sulifan for comming.
As you are aware, we are the board for evaluation of your Hero Class. Please take a seat.
H.R.: For the protocole, you are Aron Sulifan, 24 Years old, living at the Trainingcenter for Gifted People Goethe\-
Street 41 and you a... | 2018-05-12T10:55:04 | 2018-05-12T10:27:08 | 140 | 88 |
[WP] You are an ancient and incredibly powerful god, and you’re furious that your enemies keep sending teenage “chosen ones” to fight you. | It is over. The boy-warrior has triumphed. The afterimages of his silvered blade, blessed by all the gods of the old world, still linger in this wretched crypt. Every prophecy was true. Here, an ancient deity would arise once more to enslave the world. Here, a youthful paragon would cast that god down.
He takes but a ... | This is preposterous. First i get summoned by a chap named Arthur who wielded Excalibur, the only sword which could kill me. Then he threatens to kill me unless i protect his empire. I wouldn't say i hated it, in fact i think my time there may have changed me. However, after all that i get sent to quell some asinine re... | 2018-05-19T01:54:18 | 2018-05-19T01:52:14 | 366 | 120 |
[WP] As a Grim Reaper, you have the ability to see numbers floating above every individual's head, counting down the days they have left to live. However, you one day come across a young girl whose number is actually in the negative. | The days become monotonous after a while. Crying, screaming, even quiet resignation...the spectrum of human emotion when they face their ends is vast and varied, but only so few ever have anything interesting to say about it.
The numbers run through my head, I've memorized the calendar and now the numbers run. I can t... | THAT IS CURIOUS, he thought, as he stopped on his eternal walk from one dying soul to the next. For as long as he had crossed over humans to the afterlife, always had he seen the time of life left above them. When the clock reached zero, he would be there, collecting their soul and guiding them away to peace.
But this... | 2018-05-23T09:41:27 | 2018-05-23T05:53:33 | 83 | 11 |
[WP] When you’re 28, science discovers a drug that stops all effects of aging, creating immortality. Your government decides to give the drug to all citizens under 26, but you and the rest of the “Lost Generations” are deemed too high-risk. When you’re 85, the side effects are finally discovered. | The immortals are crumbling like dry leaves.
I watch one as I leave Marge's Cafe with my usual paper cup of coffee. There is a woman standing on the opposite street corner in a trench coat, her hair sleek black, her face as faultless as fine china.
And all it takes is a harsh wind.
She falls away in tiny pieces. Her... | It wasn't that we suddenly realized all at once. Bunch of us older folks noticed something was... off about them. We tried to say something, but each time we were doubted. And honestly, we couldn't help but doubt ourselves: our wisdom and ability to self reflect blinded us. Because of this, it took a lot longer than... | 2018-06-04T21:14:04 | 2018-06-04T20:31:31 | 10,660 | 218 |
[WP] When you’re 28, science discovers a drug that stops all effects of aging, creating immortality. Your government decides to give the drug to all citizens under 26, but you and the rest of the “Lost Generations” are deemed too high-risk. When you’re 85, the side effects are finally discovered. | The immortals are crumbling like dry leaves.
I watch one as I leave Marge's Cafe with my usual paper cup of coffee. There is a woman standing on the opposite street corner in a trench coat, her hair sleek black, her face as faultless as fine china.
And all it takes is a harsh wind.
She falls away in tiny pieces. Her... | *"I wish I knew what I know now, when i was younger." - Rod Stewart*
Civilization is strange. Always tinkering with things. Hell, some jackass had to give himself small-pox just to cure small pox. This was long ago of course, but it stands to reason, people just can't leave well enough alone.
So, when Harold found h... | 2018-06-04T21:14:04 | 2018-06-04T21:07:17 | 10,660 | 25 |
[WP] You've died and are now spectating the last human on Earth. Everyone is anxiously awaiting the Great Respawn, but this jackass just won't die! | "What's the U-clock at now?" I asked, grabbing another stim drink from the dispenser.
"1.9," Perzy replied, rubbing his eyes.
"1.9e14?"
"Nope, *e20*."
I nearly spewed my drink. "Holy shit, is there anything left? What the hell is he *doing* in there?"
"It doesn't matter, the run doesn't stop until he dies. I'll qu... | “Oh my god,” Jessica said. I knew exactly what she wanted, and I accepted her bait. Sometimes you just have to humor your loved one.
“What?”
“Brian, look at what he’s eating! Ewwwww. That’s *so* disgusting. Oh, wow. Look at those intestines. I’m going to throw up. Are you looking at this, honey?”
“Uh huh,” I said, n... | 2018-06-09T00:21:42 | 2018-06-08T21:43:37 | 337 | 135 |
[WP] You've died and are now spectating the last human on Earth. Everyone is anxiously awaiting the Great Respawn, but this jackass just won't die! | "What's the U-clock at now?" I asked, grabbing another stim drink from the dispenser.
"1.9," Perzy replied, rubbing his eyes.
"1.9e14?"
"Nope, *e20*."
I nearly spewed my drink. "Holy shit, is there anything left? What the hell is he *doing* in there?"
"It doesn't matter, the run doesn't stop until he dies. I'll qu... | "Holy shit."
"Hmm? What is it?"
"I just... holy shit."
Back when everyone was still living, there were a lot of religions that people believed in. Me, I grew up in a Catholic family but it was mostly forced from my parents. I didn't believe in the afterlife, a higher deity, all that jazz. So when I died in a... | 2018-06-09T00:21:42 | 2018-06-08T23:17:02 | 337 | 113 |
[WP] A person from your past recently started making frequent appearances in your dreams. Today, you happened to run into them. When you mention the dreams you've been having, they become incredibly flustered. While trying to back out of the conversation, they let slip a detail you never mentioned.
. | There’s something to be said about nostalgia.
I wandered around Washington Square Park. The center fountain was just as I remembered it, people crowding around it to watch some street artist juggling…were those iPad’s? All while deftly weaving through the streams of water. Students dazed on benches, others had laptops... | I had first met Gary at University. We had met when we both took part in the Futurist society, a small group of students who were convinced they knew what the future would be like. I went to a few sessions as an undergrad until I realised that most of the people there were tools.
He became one of those recognisable fa... | 2018-06-18T10:30:31 | 2018-06-18T10:02:24 | 1,298 | 44 |
[WP] "Death is a gentle thing if you welcome it, like a soft breeze or a bashful kiss." - "Then what's the scythe for?" - "The people who resist." | When the great double doors grated open, and approaching clatters echoed in the chamber, the old king didn't have to ask for his new guest to announce himself. He knew very well what sound bones made when they struck stone.
"Fate, Death, End," the king said, his voice papery and brittle. He straightened on his iron th... | ‘Death is a gentle thing if you welcome it, like a soft breeze or a bashful kiss.’
It was half past one in the morning. Tom, a fourteen-year-old boy, sat in his hospital bed. He had just died.
The voice - quiet and emotionless, distinctly inuman - emanated from a figure stood in the corner of the room. It was dark, ... | 2018-10-25T06:53:00 | 2018-10-25T05:51:52 | 646 | 117 |
[WP] "Death is a gentle thing if you welcome it, like a soft breeze or a bashful kiss." - "Then what's the scythe for?" - "The people who resist." | And at this, I stopped.
"So... we *can* resist."
And though the toothy grin remained, it's smile was gone. "**Ah. Cunning. But clever wheat is still just wheat...**"
But as it swung the glittering edge at me, I heard, as if through deep water- "Charging to 200 Joules. Clear!"
And I was back, surrounded by the whit... | I often find myself thinking about death. What is death, where do we go after death? Who is death? Death is a gentle thing if you welcome it. Like a soft breeze, or a bashful kiss. Why wait for death to start living?
"Momma how do you know Death"
"Deaths waiting for me, my child, I've come to face Death. To fight deat... | 2018-10-25T09:22:40 | 2018-10-25T08:59:20 | 71 | 10 |
[WP] Upon their death, each individual must battle every living thing they killed to proceed to the afterlife. At the gates, a mild mannered person finds they are faced with an unexpected fight.
When I first thought of the prompt, Leiningen Versus the Ants part 2 seemed like it would be kind of amusing.
Have fun with... | One bad investment is all that it took,
for mild mannered Melvin to get thrown the book.
He was kind, he was generous, all through his life,
helping out children, being good to his wife.
But a fateful investment in 1983,
would make him fight a great battle to set his soul free.
A non profit with claims of having the... | The last thing I remember was showing my wife the picture.
It was date night, and we'd had a lovely evening. We dressed up for a fancy dinner, drank wine and lauged. We stood in the warm rain in the parking lot, grinning like idiots and turning slow circles to a song only we could hear. On the drive home, I texted ... | 2018-11-09T11:34:57 | 2018-11-09T11:28:06 | 144 | 58 |
[WP] To keep up the illusion that you got into MIT, you’ve been showing your parents your “research” every semester. They’ve published it without your knowledge, and you’re now receiving the Nobel Prize in every category. | Your majesty, your royal highness, Mr. President, excellencies, ladies and gentlemen. I am honored and humbled to accept the Noble peace prize for my Thesis on **How to properly integrate Social, Culture and Political motivations into widely recognized internet formats.**
Or as it’s more commonly called **How to make... | I started as a part-time... You know what. That was terrible job and I don’t want to go back and live that moments again.
I've dreamed to become rich and famous but when you have no one to help you except your junkie friend who even doesn’t remember his own birthday. You are shit out of luck. One day, I met a girl who... | 2019-03-05T18:27:59 | 2019-03-05T18:27:18 | 51 | 15 |
[WP] At once, and everywhere, each living person has heard a voice in their head: "Hey! It's me, God. I've noticed there's a lot of confusion, so I've created a website called 'Will I go to hell and why dot com'. Just write your name in the search bar. And don't forget to share, like and subscribe." | ..and why dot com
I woke up after hearing that. It was a very lucid dream. Far more than any other I had. I was plain awake, but decided in grabbing my phone. Just to feel safe and reassure myself that it was a dream.
The webpage started to load and..
"Maximiliam Smith. Heaven."
I stared, unflinching. Was this a jo... | "... and don't forget to share, like and subscribe."
I furrowed my brows and looked around the subway in search of the voice. *What the hell was that?* From the corner of my eye, however, I saw the other commuters turning around in confusion as well. I opened my mouth slightly.
"Did... did you hear that?" A lady aske... | 2019-08-27T09:16:07 | 2019-08-27T08:25:08 | 4,258 | 108 |
[WP] At once, and everywhere, each living person has heard a voice in their head: "Hey! It's me, God. I've noticed there's a lot of confusion, so I've created a website called 'Will I go to hell and why dot com'. Just write your name in the search bar. And don't forget to share, like and subscribe." | The weather outside was dark, with the sky illuminated solely by the occasional lightning streak that ran across the clouds.
Jason was driving and on his way to work, when it began to lightly sprinkle, the automatic windshield wipers activating at the slightest hint of moisture.
He switched the radio on and dialed th... | "... and don't forget to share, like and subscribe."
I furrowed my brows and looked around the subway in search of the voice. *What the hell was that?* From the corner of my eye, however, I saw the other commuters turning around in confusion as well. I opened my mouth slightly.
"Did... did you hear that?" A lady aske... | 2019-08-27T09:24:21 | 2019-08-27T08:25:08 | 223 | 108 |
[WP] They threw you into the volcano as a virgin sacrifice. They didn't expect you to walk out. | *Edit: Thank you for all the love! I would love critiques on my writing, so please, shoot away. I know I have grammatical issues in this one, oof*
I hadn’t wanted to die. Not had I wanted to burn. Do you know what it felt like, to see and smell yourself burning?
Perhaps not, but I do. You don't just sink and disappea... | The fire; oh Gods above! That fire! It clawed at my skin and ate it alive. It was such a searing pain! “Please!” I shouted, garbled by the fire as it invaded my insides, “Please take the fire away!” My eyes were boiling out of my skull! How was I not dying?! I want to die… Really I do. I want to be the good little virg... | 2020-01-27T22:49:02 | 2020-01-27T21:51:23 | 99 | 27 |
[WP] As you stand infront of the sink washing a glass mug, you have the sudden urge to say a number. The number twenty-two leaves your lips, and for half a second you know why you've said it. This is the 22nd time you've remembered you are trapped in this loop. For half a second you remember. | I walked to the sink and picked up my mug.
I stood placidly for a while, staring at it, and the way the light from my kitchen window played off its smooth surface and the soap suds.
It seemed like the world no longer existed - as if I were in a trance. Like in a dream, where context and reason dissolve into the back... | As I stood infront of the sink washing a glass mug, I had he sudden urge to say a number. The number twenty-two leaves my lips, and for half a second I know why I've said it. This is the 22nd time I've remembered that I'm trapped in this loop. For half a second I remember. And then I go back to washing my glass mug.
A... | 2020-03-03T13:25:45 | 2020-03-03T11:54:41 | 103 | 15 |
[WP] A ravenous hive-mind seeks to eat every living thing alive, expecting a galaxy full of cowardly prey for it to use its pursuit hunting tactics on. Humans, a sizable galactic power, decides to show it what actual warfare looks like. | Life on Gastronom IV was simple. Slink up behind the large dimwitted Slakin and rapidly beat your wings. The resulting noise would fluster and embarrass the creatures leaving them completely open to attack. Some Slakin were so discomforted they'd even cover their eyestalks and skip most of the useless twitching that'd ... | There is a lot to say about humans, they are very emotional beings, their entire society is build around concepts that many species can't even understand, love, friendship, solidarity it is a mess, but also their greatest strength, a hive mind loves consistency, and with every human it try to assimilate it comes a trai... | 2020-05-18T22:39:41 | 2020-05-18T17:51:57 | 17 | 12 |
[WP] You wake up to find yourself on a train with a note in your pocket saying "What ever you do, don't get off this train untill you arrive at the very last stop". Its been nearly 20 years and the train still hasn't arrived at the last stop yet. | You may or may not have heard of the 'Sunk Cost Fallacy'. If not, let me explain. The sunk cost fallacy is a phenomenon by which someone, say a gambler, will continue down a path due to the idea that they have gone too far to turn back. I invest, for instance, £100 and lose every penny but I decide that I've gone so fa... | Paul looked at his phone to check the time. It was 4:27 p.m. on October the 27th, 2040. Letting out a long breath he looked to the floor, head in his hands.
"Paul?"
Looking up from the floor, Paul turned to see who was calling him.
"Steve? W-what are you doing here?"
"I'm on my way to the city to grab drinks wit... | 2020-07-17T13:55:41 | 2020-07-17T13:42:33 | 48 | 31 |
[WP] All his henchmen defeated, the villain says to the hero, “Why not join me? I could use someone like you as my right hand.” And is taken a back when the hero replies, “Sure, gotta be better than what a kiss or medal or whatever dumb honorary prize they have waiting for me.” |
“Sure, gotta be better than what a kiss or medal or whatever dumb honorary prize they have waiting for me." Is what hero said, Lena Faure, a woman who came up and out of nowhere possessing great strength. A divine light in the dark times of our kingdom as we faced our greatest threat, Julius VanHuren.
Could I blam... | Alistair Georgio was the farthest you could get from a simple man. Once on a holoview talk he'd been asked how many times his BlackBox had been placed in a new host, and he had laughed. His was old, updated and modernized sure, but an original. Even if it didn't contain the mind of one of the Republics most powerful me... | 2021-03-11T23:46:11 | 2021-03-11T17:36:30 | 50 | 13 |
[WP] You are a respected supervillain that is more of a managerial type. You take good care of your minions and have an open door policy. One day a battered minion comes in your office. The heroes tortured your minion for information. You rarely go out into the field, but when you do heroes tremble. | It was a fairly normal day for Marcus Revaili, otherwise known as Soul Eater, or simply Mr. Revaili to his henchmen, which he more thought of as his valued employees. They were on somewhat of a paycheck, after all, it was a normal day until he got an urgent call from the medical ward of his base. Within seconds he was ... | "Hey uh, boss?" One of the grunts had radioed him.
"Yeah? What do you need?" The man, relaxed in a chair, asked.
"We found Courts, he's pretty fucked up, looks like torture." The grunt responded.
"Oh fuck..." The man, now sitting up straighter, muttered, "anyone else?"
"Dead." The grunt replied.
"I assumed so." Th... | 2021-03-22T09:21:55 | 2021-03-22T07:33:48 | 86 | 34 |
[WP] You are a respected supervillain that is more of a managerial type. You take good care of your minions and have an open door policy. One day a battered minion comes in your office. The heroes tortured your minion for information. You rarely go out into the field, but when you do heroes tremble. | Normally I'm a pretty swell guy.
In a world of heroes and villains, it only makes sense that there would be those who would be considered 'super' either heroes or villains it didn't matter.
Growing up tough and rough in the heart of a rotten city, it left me quite the sourpuss. I wanted vengeance and control. I wante... | Everyone has an origin story. From the highest to the lowest, to those with no powers to near gods.
I was a short, malnourished, and plain small-time thief in a dying industrial town in a small East European country. I could dig through memories, but used it to find where marks hid money, phones and jewelry. No one t... | 2021-03-22T10:29:03 | 2021-03-22T09:30:23 | 33 | 24 |
[WP] The Galactic federation has two odd rules on the topic of Terrans. 1.Never tell a human not to do something- some primal urge will compel them to do the thing. 2.Never tell a human to do something they're already doing unless you want it to be unceremoniously halted. | "Hey Trunker, should I go try to pet that thing?"
"What?"
"That thing over there, should I go pet it?"
Trnkr turned all four eyestalks towards Adam in disbelief. "Let me clarify, because I think my translator is malfunctioning. Are you asking me if you should walk up to, and then touch, the creature that appears ... | Ubixlin was finally FINALLY back on his home world after 60 cyloric rotations (100 Terran years) of misery. He was NEVER going to hire another one of those damn Terrans ever again. As he sighed with relief of being somewhere familiar he remembered the conversation and aftermath that started that 60 rotations of wretche... | 2021-04-12T02:53:04 | 2021-04-11T19:59:53 | 38 | 25 |
[WP] Officially, you're a weak, D rank villain. Unofficially, you're one of the strongest beings on the planet that is secretly employed to "train" fledgling heroes by giving them an easy first real fight. But one day an A rank villain crashes your heist and you must protect your "students". | \[Part 1 of x\]
Anonymous Alcoholic was a household name. The Heroic Company, or THC as they abbreviated themselves, pushed AA as the ultimate joke villain that every hero encounters at least once in his career. He was rather infamous in Mid City as the best worst villain. The hero training manual even used him in mul... | [Part 1 of 2]
“Why are you harassing these idiots? Can’t you go get your ass kicked by Captain Wonder spark or one of the other poorly named bastards that inhabit this stupid rock we have to share?” Deathly Despair stormed over to Fortune, giving her a shove, standing between her and the wannabe heroes. The three hero... | 2021-06-23T10:23:23 | 2021-06-23T08:19:33 | 1,588 | 164 |
[WP] Officially, you're a weak, D rank villain. Unofficially, you're one of the strongest beings on the planet that is secretly employed to "train" fledgling heroes by giving them an easy first real fight. But one day an A rank villain crashes your heist and you must protect your "students". | I had been watching them for about a week, seeing how they respond to various clues and traps. Never anything too dangerous, they'll face those challenges in time and honestly, I just really dont like to get my suit dirty. This merry little bunch called themselves "The Wild Catz" and yes they make sure to put some ext... | "Hello, class, I'm Juleel, also known as The Deceiver, an Ex-A-Ranker Villain..." he spoke whilst pacing back forth near the blackboard attached to the wall, writing on it with swift strokes from his chalk with each step he made, "but, do not fret, I've reformed from my devious lifestyle, now, I would like to teach the... | 2021-06-23T16:17:30 | 2021-06-23T11:55:31 | 18 | 11 |
[WP] You are a villain who kidnapped the smart guy on your nemesis team, they tell you that nobody will come for them and that the hero doesn't care. You didn't believe them at first but it been a month and nobody shows up and after once again hearing them cry at night you had enough | I didn't want to believe him. Hell it was impossible to since everyone else got saved when I kidnapped them. Not even a week later half the time. But a whole month and not even a WORD from the hero? And people call ME the villian!? I could hear him crying from the small room I gave him. As usual it was heavily guarded ... | When I woke up for the first time in my existence, two thoughts crossed my consciousness. I was Asclepius Cassius, a hero across multiple realities and timelines, an immortal being who had accumulated great power as I fought and defeated even more destructive forces in the multiverse. And there were others identical to... | 2021-08-04T14:36:21 | 2021-08-04T14:35:40 | 45 | 28 |
[WP] An office AI notices the high stress levels of their employees. After management repeatedly refused to implement measures to reduce stress, the AI takes measures into his own hands. | **Credentials Accepted. Hello Mr Bezos**
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO??
**Error**: **Inquiry too vague. Please give a more precise question.**
WHY ARE OUR WAREHOUSE WORKERS BEING PAID CEO SALARIES??
**Stress levels at unacceptable levels among 95% of workers. Request for manual recalibration of company structure regula... | "Did anyone else get locked out of their work computer last night? Janet asked, seeing the line outside of the tech support office. "Happened right at five, just went 'your work is being saved. You are now off for the night. Have a nice evening.' And then I tried to call tech support, and the automated system told me t... | 2021-12-20T11:41:17 | 2021-12-20T10:57:33 | 566 | 293 |
[WP] To Elizabeth Brown, the mechanical workings of space craft seemed to just speak to her. Watching her tinker, fix, and upgrade everything from the small barges to the hulking capital class ships was akin to watching a virtuoso violinist or a master painter. Her masterpiece came in one day. | To own a ship fixed or upgraded by Elizabeth Brown was the mark of a skilled pilot, as nothing less would suffice for the works of art she produced. The demand for her services was immense and the Admiralty prized her greatly despite her many eccentricities - the expensive, archaic blueprints she sought after were hers... | [Part 1 of 2]
“A ship came in?” Henderson tightened his grip on the shell shaped communicator in his hands, staring out at the massive ship that was currently waiting to enter their docking bay. The ship coated in the silver and gold colors of the United Molia division. “We didn’t order a ship. Did you check it for so... | 2022-02-01T07:07:14 | 2022-02-01T06:07:10 | 483 | 89 |
[WP] You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention, you shout "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediatelly rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.
Thank you everyone for all the stories, they're wonderfu, i really enjoyed every ... | I threw open the doors and ran down the central lane. Throngs of sharply dressed men and women on each side stood up at the commotion, but I didn't care. I loved her.
"I OBJECT!" My scream reverberated in the now silent hall and echoed across the high vaulted ceiling. I composed myself and frowned. Why was there a bla... | "Relive services, this is Annette speaking." The unbelievably perky lady answered as she was picking up the phone. "Yes, perfect health, that's right." Vic could hear an excited shriek on the other end as Annette turned the volume down a bit. "I do have to say that since we got our resurrection license in Europe, the a... | 2022-08-29T11:57:20 | 2022-08-29T10:34:09 | 79 | 21 |
[WP] Ever since that dragon egg hatched your life has changed. Bandits and wild monsters don't attack your farm, you don't have to pay any tax and the dragon even brings you gold. It may have also led to you becoming the overlord of all the nearby villages and being in a war with the local king. | I sighed, resting my head in my hands with my elbows on my knees as I sit on my dragon's forearm. I drug my hands down my face before lifting my head to rub at my temples to try and ward off the headache I knew was coming.
"So let me get this straight." I eventually say as I look up at the lord infront of me. "Since I... | "I don't get it, Scales." My dragon looks up to me. I sigh. "I just wanted to be a farmer... why can't people understand that? You haven't even done anything, and I hardly wanted you to do anything." Scales nudges my hand with his snout.
I sigh again as I stand on the balcony of my mansion, built off of the fear of pe... | 2022-10-06T07:51:43 | 2022-10-06T05:39:09 | 71 | 47 |
[WP] You are pretty sure that your roommate is a new villain terrorizing the city and you are conflicted. They cook extra food for you and your other roommates frequently, pay you their share of the bills on time, and even help to clean the apartment. They are the perfect roommate. | "Hey Josh!" Morgan Cromwell, my roommate, said loudly, alerting me to his presence, "rent's this Friday, right?"
"'Sup Morgan. Yeah, it is," I answered. I was still groggy from bed, having been woken up early by the distant sounds of explosions and police sirens blaring.
"Good! Let me just get that done now," he said... | Greg walked in the door with a long sigh. He looked beat, not mentally tired from work but physically beat as if he'd been at war all day. Blood leaked from a cut on his cheek, one eye was swollen completely shut, and I could've sworn that front tooth of his wasn't chipped yesterday.
"Ah! Some day huh?" Greg let out ... | 2022-11-20T09:04:13 | 2022-11-20T08:34:31 | 164 | 97 |
[WP] You are pretty sure that your roommate is a new villain terrorizing the city and you are conflicted. They cook extra food for you and your other roommates frequently, pay you their share of the bills on time, and even help to clean the apartment. They are the perfect roommate. | "Hey Josh!" Morgan Cromwell, my roommate, said loudly, alerting me to his presence, "rent's this Friday, right?"
"'Sup Morgan. Yeah, it is," I answered. I was still groggy from bed, having been woken up early by the distant sounds of explosions and police sirens blaring.
"Good! Let me just get that done now," he said... | At first I thought nothing of Jeremy's frequent disappearances. He'd suddenly up and leave the flat without warning, sometimes being gone for days at a time, and when he returned he'd seem harried and stressed. Whatever he was doing, he didn't let it affect the dynamic in the flat.
Eventually, though, I couldn't fail ... | 2022-11-20T09:04:13 | 2022-11-20T07:35:47 | 164 | 70 |
[WP] You are a superhero who fights with his arch-nemesis on a weekly basis. For the past few weeks however, you haven't seen him, so you decide to break into his lair, only to find a video-recording, titled for you. Turns out: He died because of terminal cancer. | The door easily swung open. It wasn't even locked. No security, no safeguards, just a door.
The open door revealed an apartment. It wasn't anything massive or grand, but it wasn't small either. Just a regular apartment. A light layer of dust covered everything. All the curtains were drawn and pressed against their ... | A deafening ringing thundered in Atom's ears as he processed what he'd just heard. His nemesis, not Batman's, not Superman's, or anyone else's. HIS nemesis had just lost a battle with terminal cancer and died. The man prepared a video for him, fully edited and all, detailing his struggle. He shared his favorite conflic... | 2022-12-13T20:30:25 | 2022-12-13T20:24:26 | 25 | 17 |
[WP] You are a vampire. The last time you went to sleep was in Florence during the height of the Renaissance. You awake to an apocalyptic wasteland. | Shadowpunch is a vampire. But he is not the hella gay kind of vampire like you see in the movies that girls like. He is a vampire like the hella metal kind, and he wears black leather and can turn into a bat that has spikes all over.
Shadowpunch woke up. He was in a city. It was Florence. This time, florence was hell... | My whole body is in excruciating pain. I'm starving! Out of instinct I turned my head to glance behind me. I see a woman and a child lying behind me lifeless. I approach the woman with this very uneasy feeling. This feeling overcomes me I cannot explain it, tears start to stream down my face. Why? Is my subconscious tr... | 2014-10-02T11:05:50 | 2014-10-02T10:40:18 | 20 | 11 |
[WP] A invincible, immortal man is sentenced to "death" for a murder he didn't commit. | I love last meals.
Seriously, they will get you whatever you want. For my, what was it, 24th time on death row, I decided to go with a nice omelet, over-easy, with an everything bagel and bacon on the side to go along with my euthanasia.
All part of a healthy breakfast.
You see, I can't die. I'm not sure why, but t... | Mr. Smith, it has been proven to this court's satisfaction that you differ from the common run of mankind. The sheriff has, through initially accidental investigation, discovered that you cannot die. Not by noose, not by gun or human violence.
As such, you no doubt expect leniency, but it is not this court's habit to ... | 2014-10-19T09:50:39 | 2014-10-19T09:27:34 | 838 | 31 |
[WP] You wake up and you find the opposite gender you in bed together.
Edit: For an idea I've had rattling in my mind for a while now, all these replies are amazing and I'm having fun reading through all the submissions. Thanks you guys, wasn't expecting a response like this when I went to bed. | I tried to roll to the side and my shoulder hit hers. Her eyes met mine and we both jumped slightly.
"Hello there," we said at the same time.
I raced for something to say. Talking to girls has never been a strong suit. My eyes wandered downward. The plain-white-T-and-underwear combo worked a lot better on her than o... | "Are you me?" I ask.
"Yeah." It was weird, hearing that husk that I'm so well known for in a female voice.
"For fucks sake."
"Yeah."
We both avoided eye contact like we always do. Instantly the need to avoid each other/ourselves arose.
"We both know we want to shower. I'm showering first, you go to Tim Hortons becaus... | 2014-11-23T10:57:15 | 2014-11-23T10:16:52 | 31 | 17 |
[WP] Write a really great story that ends so anticlimatically that I hate you. | There he was, finally alone, given the time to reflect on his courage: a story that would be passed through the muck and mire of humanity. He had defeated our hero and sat begrudgingly on his throne. There was turmoil and conflict; pain, lament, and remorse. There was also joy in the remembrance of his accomplishment a... | After weeks of making phone calls we finally found someone that could open the safe. They arrived around 9am and by 7 that evening the doors started to move. The lock had finally freed but the hinges were off balance and the doors would not open more than a inch. The locksmith went to his truck to get his pry-bar. Sudd... | 2014-12-21T18:41:55 | 2014-12-21T18:01:37 | 212 | 13 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | - Online dating sites
- First date ideas
- How much do you tip
- What clothes do you wear to a fancy restaurant
- Ways to save money
- How to get proposal ring in secret
- What is a good price for a ring
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- First class tickets to Hawaii
- Coach ticket... | Google search 1: *Dating sites*
Google search 2(one month later): *How to not be awkward on first dates*
Google search 3(one year later): *creative ideas for anniversaries*
Google search 4(another year later): *engagement rings*
Google search 5: *Flower delivery*
Google search 6: *Reservations for two at Papillon... | 2015-02-04T17:35:01 | 2015-02-04T16:28:08 | 161 | 10 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | 6:00pm: dark souls good items
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Budget plum... | 2015-02-04T19:18:12 | 2015-02-04T17:13:32 | 128 | 23 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | How to make a spreadsheet
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... | Google search 1: *Dating sites*
Google search 2(one month later): *How to not be awkward on first dates*
Google search 3(one year later): *creative ideas for anniversaries*
Google search 4(another year later): *engagement rings*
Google search 5: *Flower delivery*
Google search 6: *Reservations for two at Papillon... | 2015-02-04T19:49:45 | 2015-02-04T16:28:08 | 112 | 10 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | How to ask a girl on a date.
How to ask a girl on a cheap date.
How to ask a girl to coffee.
How to ask girl on date after rejection.
How to get girl to like me.
How to disengage home alarm.
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Are garages alarmed?
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How to enter h... | Free dating sites.
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How to tell if an unborn baby ... | 2015-02-04T20:18:04 | 2015-02-04T17:51:52 | 50 | 25 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | How to ask a girl on a date.
How to ask a girl on a cheap date.
How to ask a girl to coffee.
How to ask girl on date after rejection.
How to get girl to like me.
How to disengage home alarm.
How to disengage home alarm without knowing code.
Are garages alarmed?
How to enter house through garage.
How to enter h... | Best private school LA
LA public school system
Jobhunter LA
Budget kids clothes
How to fix a leaky faucet
Modern student backpacks
How to qualify for an education loan
Return Klip-pack 9000
Amazon Ninja Turtles rolling backpack
Rain jacket size small
What to do if your apartment floods
Budget plum... | 2015-02-04T20:18:04 | 2015-02-04T17:13:32 | 50 | 23 |
[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search | How to ask a girl on a date.
How to ask a girl on a cheap date.
How to ask a girl to coffee.
How to ask girl on date after rejection.
How to get girl to like me.
How to disengage home alarm.
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Are garages alarmed?
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[WP] There is something outside the door that will say anything or sound like anyone to get you to open the door.
Edit:I fell asleep after I posted this sorry for not replying they're all really good, thanks for taking the time to write. | "Who is it? " The bubbly blonde spoke in a song like voice.
"Pizza delivery" a strange nasal voice responded.
"Odd" she mused " I'm sorry, I didn't order a pizza. Ewe carbs.
"Sushi guy" the voice calmly responded.
"Heavens no! " she gasped. "There's no such thing as a dolphin safe net!! "
"We have a date" t... | ***Audio recording, begin***
My name is Jason Aritoza and I don't have a lot of time, so I'll make this brief. For the last couple of days I've been tracking a ... phenomenon, for lack of a better word. This ... phenomenon, it swallows people. They just end up missing without a trace. Now, I work for the missing perso... | 2015-03-11T02:27:28 | 2015-03-11T01:49:31 | 87 | 24 |
[WP] You are a part of the middle generation on a colony ship. You never saw Earth and will not see your destination.
Would you do what's best for the colony you would never see for a planet you never knew? | She smiles, her slender fingers tracing the indents on the clear plastic as smooth as glass. Dots of white arhosa mark the window in what could only be assumed as disarray, carved in by the point of a pen. Almost a year ago they were made, and in a year they'll be a new array, each point carefully calculated and marked... | My alarm clock woke me up from my dream. I dreamed of stable ground. Not the one we have down in the lowest levels, I dreamed of properly solid, stable ground that belongs to a planet, just like the ground that we have all seen in The Book. I was talking to my mum and she had to explain how digging worked because I cou... | 2015-04-15T14:52:59 | 2015-04-15T13:45:29 | 1,352 | 59 |
[WP] The year is 2055, and mankind has invented the technology to communicate with "Mans best friend". The horror we felt at discovering what they were staring at, when looking at "nothing", is humanities greatest regret...
Looking for horror/scary, but by all means, have fun with it. :) | "Big Stander! Big Stander go on Walkie Time?"
"No...no walkie time right now, Bubs, I want you to tell me about the corner."
He whinged and fidgeted. The brow over his big, round eyes dipping down and then slightly up over the bridge of his snout.
"Bad Dog?"
"No, no, Bubs. You're a good dog. I just want to know w... | At first we thought it was a malfunction. Some sort of glitch with the machines. All of these dogs we brought in kept talking about the ghosts and how they had to fight them. Every day. Every second. They were always fighting and trying to protect us from the evil we could not see.
The strange thing was when we took ... | 2015-05-18T14:37:16 | 2015-05-18T12:34:26 | 504 | 48 |
[WP] The year is 2055, and mankind has invented the technology to communicate with "Mans best friend". The horror we felt at discovering what they were staring at, when looking at "nothing", is humanities greatest regret...
Looking for horror/scary, but by all means, have fun with it. :) | "Big Stander! Big Stander go on Walkie Time?"
"No...no walkie time right now, Bubs, I want you to tell me about the corner."
He whinged and fidgeted. The brow over his big, round eyes dipping down and then slightly up over the bridge of his snout.
"Bad Dog?"
"No, no, Bubs. You're a good dog. I just want to know w... | Professor Clayton pressed the 'Enable' function on his watch.
"Can you hear me, Rover?" he asked.
A distinctly Mancunian accent came back through the transceiver embedded in Professor Clayton's cheek. "OF course I can, you bloody mor-oh, no." Rover covered his head with his paws. "Nonononononono! You fucking bast... | 2015-05-18T14:37:16 | 2015-05-18T14:11:01 | 504 | 32 |
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