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ham
Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost <#> bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to ...
ham
make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x
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Leave it. U will always be ignorant.
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Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)
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at bruce b downs & fletcher now
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Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(
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Hey now am free you can call me.
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Tell me whos this pls:-)
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Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.
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Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left
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Yes there were many sweets
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I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.
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You dont know you jabo me abi.
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ham
Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..
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Are you being good, baby? :)
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Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt..
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Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!
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Happy New Year Princess!
ham
I'll text carlos and let you know, hang on
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I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u
ham
Ok omw now, you at castor?
ham
Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?
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What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..
ham
Tonight? Yeah, I'd be down for that
ham
What should i eat fo lunch senor
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He said that he had a right giggle when he saw u again! You would possibly be the first person2die from NVQ, but think how much you could for!
ham
No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr Ì_?
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I'm there and I can see you, but you can't see me ? Maybe you should reboot ym ? I seen the buzz
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Do you still have the grinder?
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K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?
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So i'm doing a list of buyers.
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No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second
ham
Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?
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They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.
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Don know..he is watching film in computer..
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No b4 Thursday
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Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected
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Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus
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ham
Excellent, I'll see what riley's plans are
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Ew are you one of them?
ham
Also hi wesley how've you been
ham
Ah you see. You have to be in the lingo. I will let you know wot on earth it is when has finished making it!
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ham
Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)
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Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon
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ham
I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.
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<#> mins but i had to stop somewhere first.
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One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -
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I didn't get the second half of that message
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Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?
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I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.
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Am in film ill call you later.
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How dare you change my ring
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You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.
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I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew
ham
What part of \don't initiate\" don't you understand"
ham
I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?
ham
You still at the game?
ham
You have got tallent but you are wasting.
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What is your record for one night? :)
ham
Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend.
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gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day. is coming. Don't4get2text me number.
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Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...
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Aight, lemme know what's up
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Get ready for <#> inches of pleasure...
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;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.
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Cos darren say Ì_ considering mah so i ask Ì_...
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You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.
ham
One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..
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Aight what time you want me to come up?
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Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don't you wish to come to me on your own anymore?
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Your bill at 3 is å£33.65 so thats not bad!
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Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs
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Hello, yeah i've just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i'll come up when i'm done, yeah?
ham
So how's the weather over there?
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Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that!
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Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...
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Lol they don't know about my awesome phone. I could click delete right now if I want.
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Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy \how is ur life?\" . . He smiled & answered: . . \"She is fine!\" Gudnite"
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Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..
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Pls send me the correct name da.
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What happened to our yo date?
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