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ham
Ugh hopefully the asus ppl dont randomly do a reformat.
ham
Haven't seen my facebook, huh? Lol!
ham
Mah b, I'll pick it up tomorrow
ham
Still otside le..u come 2morrow maga..
ham
Do u still have plumbers tape and a wrench we could borrow?
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ham
It vl bcum more difficult..
ham
Havent still waitin as usual... ÌÏ come back sch oredi?
ham
In meeting da. I will call you
ham
K k :-):-) then watch some films.
ham
Does cinema plus drink appeal tomo? * Is a fr thriller by director i like on at mac at 8.30.
ham
There the size of elephant tablets & u shove um up ur ass!!
ham
So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. take cr da
ham
My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!
ham
Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one Ì_ cut ur hair.
ham
Good morning pookie pie! Lol hope I didn't wake u up
ham
MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE FUCKING 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
ham
Happy birthday to you....dear.with lots of love.rakhesh NRI
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ham
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ham
Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. ItåÕs the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning
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ham
Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?
ham
I will lick up every drop :) are you ready to use your mouth as well?
ham
And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo
ham
Great. P diddy is my neighbor and comes for toothpaste every morning
ham
I av a new number, . Wil u only use this one,ta.
ham
So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.
ham
7 lor... Change 2 suntec... Wat time u coming?
ham
No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.
ham
Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to
ham
Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?
ham
Haha... Yup hopefully we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again
ham
She's good. How are you. Where r u working now
ham
Oh, yes, I've just been a little under the weather so i've kind of been coccooning at home
ham
At home also.
ham
This phone has the weirdest auto correct.
ham
Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.
ham
Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?
ham
She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,
ham
OH YEAH,AND HAV A GREAT TIME IN NEWQUAY-SEND ME A POSTCARD !1 LOOK AFTER ALL THE GIRLS WHILE IM GONE(U KNOW THE 1IM TALKIN BOUT!)xx
ham
We got a divorce. Lol. She.s here
ham
What's ur pin?
ham
Babe, have you got enough money to pick up bread and milk ? And I'll give you it back when you get home ?
ham
I want snow. It's just freezing and windy.
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ham
Come to mahal bus stop.. <DECIMAL>
ham
Don know:)this week i'm going to tirunelvai da.
ham
Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...
ham
Its like that hotel dusk game i think. You solve puzzles in a area thing
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ham
Hi, my love! How goes that day? Fuck, this morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !
ham
Well that must be a pain to catch
ham
Sorry da thangam.it's my mistake.
ham
I need... Coz i never go before
ham
Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....
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ham
I feel like a dick because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?
ham
No plm i will come da. On the way.
ham
Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..
ham
Height of recycling: Read twice- People spend time for earning money and the same money is spent for spending time!;-) Good morning.. keep smiling:-)
ham
Yup Ì_ not comin :-(
ham
Yes, princess. Toledo.
ham
Aight text me when you're back at mu and I'll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me
ham
Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.
ham
Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
ham
Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best
ham
A cute thought for friendship: \Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd
ham
Ok i've sent u da latest version of da project.
ham
Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.
ham
Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:
ham
Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P
ham
Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens
ham
* You gonna ring this weekend or wot?
ham
Also track down any lighters you can find
ham
Babe, I need your advice
ham
I‰Û÷ll leave around four, ok?
ham
Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da
ham
K:)k..its good:)when are you going?
ham
I can make lasagna for you... vodka...
ham
HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX
ham
Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar
ham
No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!
ham
He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him
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ham
I'm always looking for an excuse to be in the city.
ham
Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...
ham
O shore are you takin the bus
ham
So u gonna get deus ex?
ham
I will send them to your email. Do you mind <#> times per night?
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ham
tap & spile at seven. * Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. Ok?
ham
Ok then i come n pick u at engin?
ham
Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i'm so short with you and on-edge as of late.
ham
Raviyog Peripherals bhayandar east
ham
K actually can you guys meet me at the sunoco on howard? It should be right on the way
ham
MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night
ham
Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.
ham
Thanx a lot...
ham
Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.