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ham
\Hey j! r u feeling any better
ham
And I don't plan on staying the night but I prolly won't be back til late
ham
THANX 4 PUTTIN DA FONE DOWN ON ME!!
ham
I need an 8th but I'm off campus atm, could I pick up in an hour or two?
ham
Oh... Haha... Den we shld had went today too... Gee, nvm la... Kaiez, i dun mind goin jazz oso... Scared hiphop open cant catch up...
ham
Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!
ham
We live in the next <#> mins
ham
Y de asking like this.
ham
Just glad to be talking to you.
ham
Wat time Ì_ finish?
ham
Sorry da. I gone mad so many pending works what to do.
ham
How much you got for cleaning
ham
hows my favourite person today? r u workin hard? couldn't sleep again last nite nearly rang u at 4.30
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ham
ÌÏ called dad oredi...
ham
Good. do you think you could send me some pix? I would love to see your top and bottom...
ham
Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.
ham
Sorry, I'll call later In meeting.
ham
THIS IS A LONG FUCKIN SHOWR
ham
Received, understood n acted upon!
ham
They finally came to fix the ceiling.
ham
U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. \jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham\" prakasam ennal prabha 'That mns prabha is'LOVE' Got it. Dont mis me...."
ham
Jus finish blowing my hair. U finish dinner already?
ham
I'm on the bus. Love you
ham
Lol ... I knew that .... I saw him in the dollar store
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ham
Only saturday and sunday holiday so its very difficult:)
ham
Everybody had fun this evening. Miss you.
ham
Got hella gas money, want to go on a grand nature adventure with galileo in a little bit?
ham
Oh wow thats gay. Will firmware update help
ham
These won't do. Have to move on to morphine
ham
How come i din c Ì_... Yup i cut my hair...
ham
K k pa Had your lunch aha.
ham
Captain vijaykanth is doing comedy in captain tv..he is drunken :)
ham
Of course. I guess god's just got me on hold right now.
ham
Do you hide anythiing or keeping distance from me
ham
Havent.
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ham
Sorry i din lock my keypad.
ham
Are you planning to come chennai?
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ham
God created gap btwn ur fingers so dat sum1 vry special will fill those gaps by holding ur hands.. Now plz dont ask y he created so much gap between legs !!!
ham
We are okay. Going to sleep now. Later
ham
Finally it has happened..! Aftr decades..! BEER is now cheaper than PETROL! The goverment expects us to \DRINK\". . . But don't \"DRIVE \""
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ham
Where r e meeting tmr?
ham
Lol yes. But it will add some spice to your day.
ham
Our Prasanth ettans mother passed away last night. Just pray for her and family.
ham
K, I'll work something out
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ham
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ham
You call him and tell now infront of them. Call him now.
ham
Ok no prob...
ham
Ladies first and genus second k .
ham
No. Yes please. Been swimming?
ham
Mum not going robinson already.
ham
Ok set let u noe e details later...
ham
Not..tel software name..
ham
I send the print outs da.
ham
IM REALY SOZ IMAT MY MUMS 2NITE WHAT ABOUT 2MORO
ham
When I was born, GOD said, \Oh No! Another IDIOT\". When you were born
ham
I didnt get ur full msg..sometext is missing, send it again
ham
Probably not, I'm almost out of gas and I get some cash tomorrow
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ham
I forgot 2 ask Ì_ all smth.. There's a card on da present lei... How? ÌÏ all want 2 write smth or sign on it?
ham
I'm leaving my house now.
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ham
ÌÏ ready then call me...
ham
Wewa is 130. Iriver 255. All 128 mb.
ham
It is a good thing I'm now getting the connection to bw
ham
Sry da..jst nw only i came to home..
ham
That's cool he'll be here all night, lemme know when you're around
ham
Are you staying in town ?
ham
Haha yeah, 2 oz is kind of a shitload
ham
Ok u can take me shopping when u get paid =D
ham
Alright we'll bring it to you, see you in like <#> mins
ham
But pls dont play in others life.
ham
Eatin my lunch...
ham
Hmmm.but you should give it on one day..
ham
Didn't try, g and I decided not to head out
ham
Ok no prob
ham
Surly ill give it to you:-) while coming to review.
ham
By march ending, i should be ready. But will call you for sure. The problem is that my capital never complete. How far with you. How's work and the ladies
ham
Pls give her the food preferably pap very slowly with loads of sugar. You can take up to an hour to give it. And then some water. Very very slowly.
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ham
A guy who gets used but is too dumb to realize it.
ham
Okey dokey, i‰Û÷ll be over in a bit just sorting some stuff out.
ham
Yes fine
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I liked the new mobile
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Anytime...
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Mmmmmmm *snuggles into you* ...*deep contented sigh* ... *whispers* ... I fucking love you so much I can barely stand it ...
ham
Yar but they say got some error.
ham
Hey anyway i have to :-)
ham
Wow so healthy. Old airport rd lor. Cant thk of anything else. But i'll b bathing my dog later.
ham
Wif my family booking tour package.
ham
Did you say bold, then torch later. Or one torch and 2bold?
ham
Haha awesome, I might need to take you up on that, what you doin tonight?
ham
Ya i knw u vl giv..its ok thanks kano..anyway enjoy wit ur family wit 1st salary..:-);-)
ham
Huh so slow i tot u reach long ago liao... U 2 more days only i 4 more leh...
ham
Thats cool princess! I will cover your face in hot sticky cum :)