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:-) :-)
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Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?
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I am going to sleep. I am tired of travel.
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Haha, just what I was thinkin
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Yup but it's not giving me problems now so mayb i'll jus leave it...
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Lol no. Just trying to make your day a little more interesting
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How long before you get reply, just defer admission til next semester
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The word \Checkmate\" in chess comes from the Persian phrase \"Shah Maat\" which means; \"the king is dead..\" Goodmorning.. Have a good day..:)"
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Po de :-):):-):-):-). No need job aha.
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Rats. Hey did u ever vote for the next themes?
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I hope your pee burns tonite.
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OH RITE. WELL IM WITH MY BEST MATE PETE, WHO I WENT OUT WITH 4 A WEEK+ NOW WERE 2GEVA AGAIN. ITS BEEN LONGER THAN A WEEK.
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Yay can't wait to party together!
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....photoshop makes my computer shut down.
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All boys made fun of me today. Ok i have no problem. I just sent one message just for fun
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That's one of the issues but california is okay. No snow so its manageable
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Hmmm.... Mayb can try e shoppin area one, but forgot e name of hotel...
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Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?
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I need details about that online job.
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Missing you too.pray inshah allah
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Pls help me tell Ashley that i cant find her number oh
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S.this will increase the chance of winning.
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either way works for me. I am <#> years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.
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Maybe you should find something else to do instead???
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Gain the rights of a wife.dont demand it.i am trying as husband too.Lets see
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I liked your new house
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I'm fine. Hope you are also
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Also north carolina and texas atm, you would just go to the gre site and pay for the test results to be sent.
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Same to u...
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yes baby! I need to stretch open your pussy!
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Thanks and ! Or bomb and date as my phone wanted to say!
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Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you'd be able to get a half track to usf tonight?
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\Response\" is one of d powerful weapon 2 occupy a place in others 'HEART'... So
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Nokia phone is lovly..
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Sorry da..today i wont come to play..i have driving clas..
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I'm really sorry I lit your hair on fire
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Oh! Shit, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The \sleep on a couch\" link you sent me ... Wasn't that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn't your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?"
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Okey dokey swashbuckling stuff what oh.
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1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face <#> .joker face.
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Dip's cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.
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Well. You know what i mean. Texting
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Hi dis is yijue i would be happy to work wif Ì_ all for gek1510...
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Lol! Oops sorry! Have fun.
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Wat happened to the cruise thing
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I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?
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The world's most happiest frnds never have the same characters... Dey just have the best understanding of their differences...
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Yeah just open chat and click friend lists. Then make the list. Easy as pie
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alright tyler's got a minor crisis and has to be home sooner than he thought so be here asap
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When/where do I pick you up
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As usual u can call me ard 10 smth.
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For many things its an antibiotic and it can be used for chest abdomen and gynae infections even bone infections.
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Poor girl can't go one day lmao
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Or just do that 6times
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You have to pls make a note of all she.s exposed to. Also find out from her school if anyone else was vomiting. Is there a dog or cat in the house? Let me know later.
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Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?
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Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.
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Miserable. They don't tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn't sleep at all last night.
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Send me the new number
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2 and half years i missed your friendship:-)
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Oh for fuck's sake she's in like tallahassee
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Haha, that was the first person I was gonna ask
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Taka lor. Wat time u wan 2 come n look 4 us?
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\I;m reaching in another 2 stops.\""
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no, i *didn't* mean to post it. I wrote it, and like so many other times i've ritten stuff to you, i let it sit there. it WAS what i was feeling at the time. I was angry. Before i left, i hit send, then stop. It wasn't there. I checked on my phone when i got to my car. It wasn't there. You said you didn't sleep, you we...
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Will you come online today night
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Then anything special?
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I'm in solihull, | do you want anything?
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Will do. Have a good day
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Love that holiday Monday feeling even if I have to go to the dentists in an hour
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I am on the way to tirupur.
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You've already got a flaky parent. It'snot supposed to be the child's job to support the parent...not until they're The Ride age anyway. I'm supposed to be there to support you. And now i've hurt you. unintentional. But hurt nonetheless.
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We took hooch for a walk toaday and i fell over! Splat! Grazed my knees and everything! Should have stayed at home! See you tomorrow!
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Just dropped em off, omw back now
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Sitting in mu waiting for everyone to get out of my suite so I can take a shower
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Re your call; You didn't see my facebook huh?
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G says you never answer your texts, confirm/deny
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Its so common hearin How r u? Wat r u doing? How was ur day? So let me ask u something different. Did u smile today? If not, do it now.... Gud evng.
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Oh yah... We never cancel leh... Haha
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We can go 4 e normal pilates after our intro...
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Ok... Let u noe when i leave my house.
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Oh yes, why is it like torture watching england?
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Wanna do some art?! :D
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Just hopeing that wasn‰Û÷t too pissed up to remember and has gone off to his sisters or something!
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Good morning, my boytoy! How's those yummy lips ? Where's my sexy buns now ? What do you do ? Do you think of me ? Do you crave me ? Do you need me ?
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Match started.india <#> for 2
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Once free call me sir.
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Hey do you want anything to buy:)
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Hey babe, how's it going ? Did you ever figure out where your going for New Years ?