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[INST] But what if they pronounce it like a French word, doesn’t that make it more fancy? [/INST] Just means they're a little cultured and entirely delusional. Still poor.
[INST] 5 $87c ready for deployment to the tendy zone. [/INST] Just curious, why price do you plan on selling it then at
[INST] are you ok [/INST] You broke him
[INST] On margin [/INST] Nothing like trading a leveraged position with more leverage
[INST] no brother, 100% analyst cannot be wrong [/INST] 100 pERceNt aNaLySt CanNoT bE wRoNg
[INST] God you reek of junior high school vice principle's son. [/INST] **principal** is the head of a school. You can remember this by: the principal is your pal. At least, he will be if your brain hasn't been turned to mush by socialism.
[INST] Don’t do this [/INST] If anyone did that bc of one comment on wsb they deserve to lose money
[INST] Except the ultimate idea is that people have no need to own their own cars and just take on-demand, self driving cars everywhere. That's where Uber wants to go. [/INST] Only poor retards won’t have their own car, just like today.
[INST] People are dumb and don't understand the time/risk investment of starting a business, let alone the value of capital. A friend of mine asked me 'Don't you think people should be rewarded for the effort they put into a company?' and I said 'Yeah, that's called a paycheck.' She said 'No but isn't it messed up that...
[INST] Dude, nobody wants pictures of your dick. We're not falling for this again! [/INST] Why you keep bringing that up? I told you I was sorry and I was trying to send that to my imaginary girlfriend. Get over it.
[INST] You’re saying on /NQ ? [/INST] Yeah. Got my 10 points. Long now. We're opening green bois. Maybe. Hopefully.
[INST] I am just surprised that they can’t seem to mirror $hd. I figured they would follow each other. [/INST] Lowes and OSH are more expensive than HD. Even though the stores look nicer on the inside if I'm doing major house work I'm going where the prices are lower.
[INST] I don’t care what you say OR believe so there’s that. And you don’t work at Tesla so stop pretending you’re keeping some secret info to yourself. And if you did I wouldn’t care what you have to say to back papa Elon! [/INST] Quadrupling down on stupidity. Nice job fagman!
[INST] Only drink it when you're scared, and make sure it comes from a kid. https://youtu.be/6vbCKava_JE [/INST] I fucking love that clip. [At 1:30, he actually breaks](https://youtu.be/6vbCKava_JE?t=1m30s). Nathan is a fucking rock. He makes a livelihood with his insanely good deadpan, but even he ca...
[INST] [https://www.recode.net/2017/3/28/15087184/uber-diversity-numbers-first-three-million](https://www.recode.net/2017/3/28/15087184/uber-diversity-numbers-first-three-million) ​ Uber has 12,000 employees. That is nuts. I'm 100% with you that they're spending money because they can and 'while it...
[INST] >It'll happen in time, anyway, though. Retail is still the most popular job in America, by a lot. It's pathetic. Walmart has 42x the number of employees compared to the #2 private employer (Amazon). [/INST] How is it pathetic though? It's not surprising, at the bottom level literally anyone can do it - ...
[INST] Already sold my man, still made 4K or whatever [/INST] F
[INST] How far out should the covered calls be? Weeklies or month etc.. [/INST] On a slow moving stock like ford you should go out 2-3 months to collect the most premium. Largest percentage of premium decay happens between 45-30 DTE.
[INST] Just hold on to your internet magic beans! They are bound to increase in value! [/INST] Hold on to your magic federal beans lol
[INST] Looks like a good decision, up pre market. [/INST] We will see. If MU can manage to hit mid $50s before ER I think these might be worth a fair amount of pennies. If it can climb most of the way back to $55 by then I think they'll at least break even.
[INST] I still don’t understand the selling contracts when IV is high thing. I thought high IV meant risky. [/INST] yeah, risky for the buyer
[INST] And the first one RH suggests is always an OTM with one week to expiration. [/INST] FDs only baby
[INST] He wasn't a member of that hippie commune. He was there for research. The commune had a 3 day policy for any visitors. He was simply asked to leave when his time was up. And it was the actual members joining him in sitting around and talking that was an issue. This isn't for you though. Just for anyone e...
[INST] >And were alive in 2000? Everyone knows the dot com bubble didn't crash because over valuation, it crashed because of the economic recession Dude, you are just embarrassing yourself now. Quit while you are behind. [/INST] Nice rebuttal.
[INST] Found Lou's preshow fluffer [/INST] Found either Bernie's nephew or the new mod of Late Stage Capitalism
[INST] How are they related? [/INST] SBUX announced 3 weeks ago that they'll be partnering up with BABA
[INST] The point is that once you reach a certain threshold you're not playing the same game as the rest of us. You pay less taxes, can threaten/grease anyone, you don't go to jail, you influence elections and even the global market. An altered-carbon scenario is science-fiction for now but inevitable. Now that ma...
[INST] He’s a Jew. He knows how money works. [/INST] honestly you think he'd be a little more successful at his age if he did understand money
[INST] Whoah there pal, that's kinda harsh [/INST] Seriously that escalated quickly
[INST] Theta destroys my calls today mainly because the value dropped so low. I would be very mad if FB moons today. [/INST] Up
[INST] It’s not slavery it’s extortion. Make it voluntary any of consider the merits and decide for myself if it’s worth investing in. [/INST] You've clearly decided healthcare isnt worth investing in which is absolutely retarded
[INST] How so [/INST] She wouldn't put out
[INST] Wrecked [/INST] My current situation: Panic House! Hahaha wrecked so bad not giving up just yet
[INST] Hedge funds (not all, but most) are designed to earn positive returns in all market environments not just bull markets. This increases long run returns since down years aren't as bad, also lowering volatility. If you were focused solely on higher returns with the same amount of risk, you would add leverage to a ...
[INST] I don't think it's funny. I think it's goddamn hilarious. [/INST] It's savage but hilarious.
[INST] I got out of atvi after losing 5k in calls when it fell from 80 to 70. Fuck atvi [/INST] Smart strategy. Sell right when you can finally make money. If you are buying calls on a stock this good, just go long and you will have a hard time losing money
[INST] I heard Oprah was going broke though [/INST] Yeah I mean I have no idea if these numbers are accurate or current, it’s just what Siri told me. I just wanted a rough idea
[INST] Jesus libertarians are stupid. [/INST] Mostly just this one actually.
[INST] Nothing about this will affect Trump and you will have to find something new to point your finger at and cry about in 2 weeks. Please go back to your default subreddits, thank you. [/INST] Well, Mr. Steele's dossier says Cohen went to Prague to visit with some interesting people (hint: hackers). Page 16 ...
[INST] The balance sheet is for assets and liabilities. I think you're thinking of the P&L [/INST] Balance sheet, statement of cash flows, whatever. I dropped out of accounting because it sucked ass. A technicality doesn't change my point, nor does your response refute it.
[INST] I’m open to having a financial advisor. [/INST] I'm open to your mom
[INST] Yeah it keeps your tendies safe [/INST] Especially since it crashes on really red days so you won’t even be able to sell low!
[INST] Highly contemplating this as well. Im planning on selling my $20 calls by noon. [/INST] I’m holding AMD $20 C Jan 19. You made me contemplating if I want to sell as well….Hmm..
[INST] This whole article is unreal. These guys are absolutely fucked. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-08-22/nobody-trusts-facebook-twitter-is-a-hot-mess-what-is-snap-s-evan-spiegel-doing [/INST] it's going to zero, run by a 28 year old, not yet profitable, shedding users and the article isn't ab...
[INST] Day trading is where I want to be. I quit my job to live my dream. [/INST] So you quit your job while in debt to day trade 7 grand and you don’t even know what robinhood is? Welcome to wsb
[INST] Yeah you have a point, I don't think Trump will ever be as good as TR. And to be fair it's too early to effectively rank Trump's performance. I just said TR because I didn't think Reagan was a very good president. [/INST] We can agree to disagree but the man litterally brought the Soviet union to collapse using...
[INST] That's for dumbasses lol [/INST] I eat ass
[INST] > On the cheapest model of Tesla, that would mean an additional $5,250. Where have you seen a $21,000 Tesla? [/INST] This is how i got the number: The EU (according to what I read) already has a 10% car import tax on U.S. manufacturers. So 25% would be an increase of 15%. 15% of $35000 equals $5250. P...
[INST] Your mind. It's mush [/INST] It's abundantly clear why you're unemployed.
[INST] Well then learn how to write a joke [/INST] Jeez, and they say lefties are triggered.
[INST] Yeah I didn't want to take the chance but my call was already itm before earning and didn't move much [/INST] Yea I had FDs expiring this Friday. Just sold for a bit of profit and picked up some $44 September calls. Still think this has some room to go but didn't want to get fucked on a slight pull back the end...
[INST] I loaded up on 7/20 90’s so you can tell where my head is at. [/INST] Damn son
[INST] Dude are you panicking or what? I am bout to scream like a bitch hahah [/INST] Jajaja... The one that must be panicking is the poor guy with puts in SPY...
[INST] 107c 9/21 for me [/INST] Good luck, lets get rich!!
[INST] BABA 190 at opening tomorrow, calling it now. [/INST] I kinda hope not.. sold my 187.5C at the drop this morning.
[INST] AAPL calls here. I think you won this round. [/INST] >Currently holding AAPL Puts, NFLX call spreads, nvda call spreads which are all up at the moment but I guess I shoulda sold before the bell. Might just sell em in the morning. FB calls still fucking me in the booty though. If your calls are long thou...
[INST] Your contribution to the EBT program is statistically meaningless. Saying 'my money' signifies that you don't understand that the only reason you have any money in the first place is because of the society other people built. It also signifies you're a cunt. [/INST] I absolutely know what portion of my tax do...
[INST] Wasn't there another stock this happened to, I can't remember the name [/INST] NVCN
[INST] If anyone did that bc of one comment on wsb they deserve to lose money [/INST] Lol true. Carry on OP. LOL
[INST] I’m pretty sure telling me that is stock manipulation [/INST] You are the worst troll or jist really stupid. I am going to need proof that you are legally old enough to participate in the market.
[INST] You've clearly decided healthcare isnt worth investing in which is absolutely retarded [/INST] I invest in my healthcare, you invest in yours. Live and let live. Super simple.
[INST] Can you please point to this doll where wizzdaddy touched you? [/INST] *points to back pocket where I keep my wallet*
[INST] So, you are saying the market crash that started in March 2000 was caused by the recession that started in March 2001? [/INST] No the economy took a downturn before the tech bubble burst
[INST] DRAM is in jail? [/INST] He smoked too much broccoli
[INST] Break even isn't a sacrifice [/INST] I dont sell for losses anymore. Expire worthless, break even or profit.
[INST] Sounds unreliable... I don't see how a profit can be generated from offspring. [/INST] I don't think it's legal to generate profit from them. But it's clear families combine a bunch of products (seed, eggs, foodstuffs), and add value to those products, which is what companies are doing also.
[INST] Hes got the best people [/INST] It’s gonna be great. Trust me. Who else can you trust. I’m the only one telling the truth. The fake news media will say that I don’t have the best people but you know I do. TRUST ME. No one deserves more trust than me. This is gonna be great.
[INST] Your call, but that's a huge profit. Don't get too greedy [/INST] yeah i sold like 5 mins after asking lol
[INST] lol thats cheapest u can go .. its worth it though if it gives an ounce of edge [/INST] I wanted to see the IV and price history leading up to earnings over the past few years.... Wasn't prepared to pay that much. Edit: surely there is a platform that provides this information.
[INST] 'I'm going YOLO and shorting rust belt blue collars' -Clinton probably [/INST] If the Clinton campaign was a trade it would fit right in here.
[INST] Well i just opened a call spread with 8/31 expiry so lets hope for good news [/INST] good luck!
[INST] Sold half. Will sell other half by end of week or if it tests 252. [/INST] sell now and get in alibaba bitch
[INST] Wish I had more calls like you, but at least I made a grand. Wondering if I should hold my October calls closer to expiry. Lol how do you have 4% battery life this early. [/INST] Refreshing every 2.5 seconds until market opens.
[INST] I mean, he asked. [/INST] Upvoted for honesty
[INST] Every single one of my buddies that played college ball became cops. No fucking joke haha [/INST] College football and law enforcement are two areas where it's encouraged for you to beat up black folk, that's why.
[INST] post this on T_D and LSC [/INST] I wonder if this is the only thing you could xpost to both that would get upvoted in both.
[INST] My current situation: Panic House! Hahaha wrecked so bad not giving up just yet [/INST] Still have Fed minutes, could recover some there
[INST] dont think you understand, I want to LOSE money [/INST] Son?
[INST] Nothing like trading a leveraged position with more leverage [/INST] Then buying a leveraged index fund $$$$
[INST] I didn't want to finance my phone, I wanted to pay up front, but Verizon gave me a better deal to finance it. Probably a way to lock you in. [/INST] It's a 0% interest loan. No reason not to finance it really
[INST] > Under Communism, they'd have to give the Comissar a blowjob in order to be able to get any clothing at all. Like there'd be clothing [/INST] When clothing is sparse, blowjobs are currency.
[INST] Just light money on fire. Such a garbage etf even when vix is tearing butts. [/INST] right you are ​
[INST] or end of this trading day. [/INST] Then I'm in for 18 million shares
[INST] Got you in the screenshot [/INST] Just updated it a little. Also, oh fuck I am going to get burned so hard on this
[INST] Shittier than Amazon? Have you never seen this stuff? https://amp.businessinsider.com/amazon-warehouse-workers-share-their-horror-stories-2018-4 [/INST] Yea I’ve seen it. The people that work those jobs would probably otherwise be on welfare or scraping shit or picking mushrooms so I say win win.
[INST] > I'm all for trump bashing doubt [/INST] Make jokes great again
[INST] Just bought some shares as an ER bet - but don’t know. [/INST] *clutches 2 shares of BABA tightly*
[INST] Smart would’ve been waiting until four business days ago to put money back into MU. Now I’m just trying to make up for my idiocy. [/INST] I bought calls yesterday. It’s hard to buy when it’s still falling.
[INST] I still didn't even believe you, I had to look it up. [/INST] I still don’t believe that I am real, and that this isn’t just a nightmare of an intergalactic space snail.
[INST] Incompetent enough to win the presidential election, but he isnt facing any prison time. [/INST] Incompetent enough to win an election he never wanted to win, lol, OK buddy, you keep clutchin at them straws.
[INST] You mean him buying a run down property for $40m, and selling it a year later to a Russian for $100m, despite doing nothing with the property, isn't him just being a great businessman? Kind of /s? I'm not sure if I need it or not. He's pretty clearly laundered money for Russia at the least, literally o...
[INST] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns where's the positions wtf [/INST] Find a gif and I'll give you your upvote.
[INST] Cuz you bought BZUN moron [/INST] I’m so dumb, its only up 76% YTD
[INST] What do you know that we don’t? [/INST] Retards dont know they are retarded.
[INST] Pretty sure he's of english descent. Like a lot of americans... [/INST] Seems like a mix of caucasian people that immigrated in Africa. Dutch, english, etc
[INST] That diver would also go into a small thai's cave if you know what I mean [/INST] I heard Elon was building that sub just so he could rape those boys.
[INST] Then try 7/20 90 [/INST] Need a time machine first.
[INST] I know. 3-4% gdp growth, lowest unemployment of minorities ever, ISIS destroyed. Who would want these things, seriously? [/INST] GDP growth the same as it was under Obama, unemployment has been on a decline since the market recovery in 2010, ISIS and Al Qaeda are both making a resurgence. Crediting POTUS for th...
[INST] LOL!! TSLA has failed to raise any capital this year, they can't fund operations from cash flow, massive debt coming due shortly, ongoing SEC investigation, Model 3 launch failed, cult leader having a breakdown, their 5k/week production numbers were falsified (the majority of the cars were not 100% complete)... ...
[INST] The ITT Tech of law schools. He very clearly was not hired for his legal skills, but was hired to get certain jobs done... And the excuses they used for why they hired him were all over the place. An incompetent lawyer from the worst law school who suddenly is being hired by some of the largest politic...