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lol so old economic professors are shit tier if they don’t know how to code computer programs?
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Yeah, the main part of an economics professors job is to do research... |
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Just Google the type of expenses you can deduct/expense in terms of trading (brokerage commission etc).
Anyone can itemized their return even if not an LLC. In fact, most LLC are probably pass thru filed so you're still going to itemize your business expenses and deductions on your individual return.
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Zuck has always been selling stocks. Its auto sell and if you actually go and check, you can see he stopped selling recently.
The increased cost is not GDPR but the thousands of people they are hiring post pr crisis for data leak.
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If Zuck was positive about his own company, he would be buying more ... |
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Fall
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Haha rekt
I don't play retail anyway I was just being a prick |
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You can’t lose shorting $TVIX
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Damn it: you _are_ good. Real good. Warn me next time, please, if I run into you at the poker table. |
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Why... Why are you still in, and adding to, aapl calls? It may keep going up, who knows, but risk to reward is not at all on your side. Wait for a reversal, buy puts.
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Because I like to lose money |
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Aye. Another netsec fag?
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Yessir |
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“Lose money”
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'We frontrun' |
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Puts.
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hard to say |
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Remind Me! 133 days 'if MU closes above $60 before January I'll buy a prostitute for us to share'
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Thanks for thinking of me but I'll pass on the shared prostitute |
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> we're all boned
FTFY
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>we're all boning |
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I don't really see myself having one either, but it's the thought that counts, right? All about having a crazy goal, whatever it is.
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My high school friend Peter had crazy goals. 15 years later he's a barista who lives in half a trailer (in the other half lives the dude who posted the ad for the half tra... |
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> I can't find shares to short apparently.
For Tesla? Who's your broker?
Edit: I'm showing 9 lenders with 75,000 shares @1.72%, 0.19% net ; this is on IB
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My mistake. I thought it was lack of shares when in fact an account issue. |
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I bought 300 shares as a gamble yolo
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That went well eh. At least my Veev calls saved me for now. |
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because i got sick of losing money every day. i've been killing it everywhere else but that piece of shit kept falling and falling no matter what the news or the market did. you may as well ask why didn't i sell at $55 or $50.
look at this shit. look at it! it's tearing all morning and the second i buy in i... |
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old rules no longer valid
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You should know better by now than to post any mention of the unmentionable on a green day. |
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Fidelity doesn’t let me for stupid reasons I don’t understand.
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It's because fidelity sucks literal bags of dicks. |
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I'm still kind of learning. If you're running your shares on options does it increase the value of the option or give you more shares?
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Options will be adjusted. If you hold 1 contract with a strike price of $40 and it splits 2:1, you'll have 2 contracts at a strike price of $20. |
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Already up $5 whut https://i.imgur.com/q0D3s76.png
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LOL with the slight CGC flex. |
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Thanks for thinking of me but I'll pass on the shared prostitute
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Gay |
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hard to say
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWwSBdRjC0 |
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You made $59,000 in two months?
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why is this so crazy. he said he started with 5k. i could put 5k on a 10/1 bet... theres a 10% chance I go to 50k. That's what he did. It's not that crazy |
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I feel your pain though I'm laughing hysterically on the outside.
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Oh it's very funny. That's why I'm reluctant to ruin it for people by mentioning that I actually did get filled about 20 minutes after I posted. 11:14 was the very last dip before takeoff and my order did go through with the stock around ... |
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Resistance at 50
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We're breaking 50 as I write this. But 50-52 will continue to be a resistance range. |
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I’ll pay more at tgt to avoid going to Walmart bullish
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solid dd |
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Damn that sucks. What do you do for a living?
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i work for bezos
mainly hacking together prototypes based on the latest tech papers in drones or machine vision, then BSing fake press releases of devices cobbled together |
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Tesla 2.0?
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worse because Uber doesn't even have a product with a moat
they literally tried to steal Waymo self driving tech and got bitchslapped for it
the IPO is basically just long term investors trying to dump their bags |
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Wish I had had the balls. I averaged down 5 times on the descent down from 58, but only had the balls to buy 100 stocks when we reached the bottom.
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I actually bought 95$ Jan2020 leaps when they were $1.00. They were below 1$ for a while but wasn’t able to move funds around quickly enough to jump on the... |
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I paid .78 premium.
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okay that's what I thought it should've been. thanks |
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Yeah and its still off its Monday open. Hoping it can hangon and creep up a little more this week.
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I will be so euphoric with $218. $220 idk what To do. |
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I don’t know but I would love it if it did so I could load up on some cheap options. Might do credit card advance to get instant cash until 401k loan goes through
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You make $500k a year but are considering a credit card advance and 401k loan? What’s the logic? |
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You need to try harder. Stock is not going down enuf
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FUDing Secured |
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What's up with them?
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Nothing, its all down with them |
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You're less than 30 making 400-500k...? what the flying
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He gets 50 cents per blow job. |
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Yo I believe you now hahaha. Still a buy at $58/contract? When you gonna unload?
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Slight pullback right now to $19/share, I would get in now |
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I got some Jan $110 calls in addition to 10/19s. I’m going to hold the Jan calls through at least the end of October.
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I mean long term MSFT is solid. So I was ready for sideways trading. Might roll down into the 107.5C but prolly not yet. |
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$4.20
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Thats $TSLA next week. |
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Plz hold for dump.
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AH dump? |
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Earnings after hours
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Oh yeah drr |
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MT has been pumping out ballistic grade plate for pipe the past two months. Usually selling around 1200+ a ton, from what I see we have been pumping out about 2-300 slabs of it a week alone along with everything else.
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assuming thats a very large increase from the amount of slabs normally produced then, ... |
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thank you!
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https://media1.tenor.com/images/6b3932f73e4695b4248c1cc3b9f7cab7/tenor.gif?itemid=5323230 |
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whats your exit price for the short shares then.
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The position as a whole is a bankruptcy play. I might cover particular elements of it here or there, but overall, I'm going for TSLA going to $0 in the next year or so. |
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I made money on HMNY and RIOT; I can't judge you for playing F (especially since you timed that bitch so well). I just like shitting on F because it's trash. Cheers.
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It is total trash but has some of the most predictable charts. I expect gains from my calls for the next few weeks |
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Grimes boyfriend shopping in real-time.
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She's gonna need someone with a ELONG dick |
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Elizabeth Holmes.
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God damnit |
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The real DD
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Uber will bring on the next recession |
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I have a bunch of October 12.00 puts that are finally doing great. It's nice to get a move right on occasion, especially because fuck SNAP.
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Yeah and honnestly, I think we'll get very soon back to the 10.55$ support we had a few weeks back |
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How about a little effort next time
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Literally no Japanese car brands mentioned. Weak. |
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Yes I understand what you meant by the triangle. You explained it well and I just emailed it to myself. 19 year old kids understand this and are making loads of money with it on Robinhood, but I am just now understanding it. https://imgur.com/a/l0JIOyM
Thanks
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Delta\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
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You mean the car makin' tents they got set up off the highway
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No doubt the vibe is funky in that makeshift tent |
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You gotta start somewhere
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Gotta start homeless. |
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hop aboard! Non-stop to Tendie Town
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haha I'm on! what time do we get to tendie town? |
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Well, what did you expect from your puts on the day everything is up to ATH?
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'Everything' I bought calls on $MSFT 9/7 2 weeks ago, and let me tell you, they are not up. |
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This is just my thought:
Amazon is the giant commerce most people use, Walmart blew earnings. I just feel like there isn’t going to be enough consumers spending money at TGT also
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And here I am with $86 weeklies |
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Will ROST mimic TJX? Pretty much the same business model minus homegoods. Pretty similar financials and everything even.
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Yes. |
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Then how come in this demo they didn’t share FPS improvements? Please... 🙄
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Jensen did during the presentation. |
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If they can offer good order fills with stop/limit ordering, naked puts, and 4-legged options I’ll consider it. I’ll wait for the reviews though.
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I'm sure their order execution quality will be significantly better than Robinhood |
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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ
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I like them. They know memes. Can we keep ‘em? |
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thank you for your service
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I would like to know more. |
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Missionary with their husband and doggy when they cheat with a black dude.
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Weird doggy is my position when I cheat with BBC. Long TGT? |
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To each his own but SQ looks like free money on the dip to me
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I hope you're right |
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It dropped like only $1 too...
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My 286 put is up 20% right now, so I'm good. |
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I'm so upset at myself. I had a winning streak with AMD for a minute and every time I think 'Should I bet on AMD again?' I say no and go somewhere else. IQ fucked me and now MSFT is fucking me. I have til about 9/14 so I'm not entirely worried but I really thought I was gonna make a little profit in a few days. ... |
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Lb is shit
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Lb is absolute shit long term, but perfect for an earnings play. |
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Well what did u sell today?
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SQ and Twitter calls. SQ to $100 by EOD tomorrow confirmed. |
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You're
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Wrong, fag |
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No mention of expectations/guidance in the release, the call is going to be important
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45 mins til call. I would imagine their best quarter is ahead of them with holiday spending yada yada |
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I just bought some that’s why they’re going down. Don’t worry I’ll bail soon then it will go up
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I bought at close. Woohoo. Weed money going to msft. |
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why does this look slightly communist
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Statist propaganda is always statist propaganda, whether in soviet Russia or socialist America |
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But no fees bruuuuuuuh. Who cares about shitty execution times and the worst technical platform out there. No fees.
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100% analyst ratings? Positive 5 yr chart? I cant lose! |
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Wait, are we talking about fat white broads or an entry point for NVDA?
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He is talking about his entry point for fat white broads |
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I actually have never heard of this podcast. Did they mention Axon?
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Yah haha. Very recently. They do a top three pick and this was one of em |
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Went with a 41.50/54.50 short straddle on this one
Edit: strangle, not straddle
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selling straddle? good choice |
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I find divination like this fascinating.
Starcharts or I Ching sticks?
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Everyone knows fb goes up. How else would entitled chicks bitch about the same four things every day? Regulate this utility, Fed. |
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Nah. A majority of my retirement is just buy and hold. I only actively mess around with a fraction of it. I've got time on my side and unless you're going to retire in the next 5-10 years so do you.
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I kind of feel you leave it in the market less the three years expenses....enough to get you over any dow... |
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Weird doggy is my position when I cheat with BBC. Long TGT?
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Long something |
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Then if I’m not mistaken he can write off rent, phone bill, internet, any “business lunches”, car etc
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If you want to write off rent as a business expense, you technically need to have a room that you use only for trading and then you can deduct that portion of your rent. |
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By not selling. If he made this in options, I don't think there's any way to push the taxes off.
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If you pump it right back into the market you don’t have to pay.. right? |
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Yea but wouldn’t that have been in the winter? If you bought in September-October you made a killing..
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Not if you kept holding it |
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Gotta start homeless.
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Started from the bottom now we....
:(
Still at the bottom! |
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I like them. They know memes. Can we keep ‘em?
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No! Into the bin with the rest. |
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I would like to know more.
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Do you wanna live forever?! |
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5% and you have to work? So 3% after inflation? How about not doing shit and buying an index?
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Sounds solid! Now, what button do I push on RH to buy the index? The grey one doesn't appear to be wurkin' |
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me too
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Me too |
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You have the link to that article?
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R/wsb\\s*itposts |
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I'll take 0% sure and use that money on other things. But the big purchases aren't 0%.
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Anything like 3% or less is worth it, really. Amazon offers some payment plans with 0% interest rates. |
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I got $81 and $81.50 puts. I dont think they can make expectations at least i hope they dont. Walmart only jumped because they have the online sales target doesnt have.
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That was my thought exactly when I didn't yolo it. |
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LULU is gunna beat earnings. I’d grab calls but they’re a little expensive.
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Was what I was thinking too |
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Doesnt really matter if you go above or below. Check the spreads. If one is tighter, go with that. You get out of the short position by buying to close. You don't have to wait till expiry.
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Ahh that makes sense. So if I understand it right, for example, you have a call at 100 but you won't be able to sel... |
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Jesus Christ. Where do you think the calls you buy come from?
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People that own 100 shares of the underlying stock |
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Sounds like we have the same plan. It would nice to flip MU calls before the next two earnings reports. I just bought some 1/18 50C today but I’m definitely planning to sell before earnings.
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How much did you buy for? Sounds a bit expensive with lower upside but safer long run with less downside |
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OP what is your occupation?
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Making bank while doing work and stressing over shitty meme stocks |
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So you're telling me my 170 8/24's are okay?? pls lie to me and say yes
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Dude youre itm... oh no you bought on a peak didnt you. Id dump tomorrow, im already scaling into kweb calls to play baba without iv |
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I don‘t know which news story, do you have a link to it? I can‘t find it
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Dude. The one that impacts BABA. THE NEWS. |
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You could easily embed the ad in the video stream, making it impossible to block. Twitch already does this. Youtube could make them unblock able too.
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at least with youtube I can pay for the premium and don't get ads. Twitch prime used to do this. They can go fuck off right now I'm cancelling my amazon p... |
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thats what i thought but since there is no competition doubt it would matter
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I think if the benchmarks aren't great, people will buy discounted 10-series cards, or just wait for AMD 7nm Radeons next year. Although when those cards show up the 20series will probably see a price drop too, so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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This is getting old.
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Same joke literally 30-40 times a day. |
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MU beating AMD for AH loss. If tomorrow sells off, MU will lead the charge.
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It was holding up at first then took a hit |
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yeah I don't get it either, if trump is gone pence will happily take his place. The only loser in this swap would be twitter
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short TWTR? |
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How much commish she make selling the life insurance...like one time or perpetual? Perpetual and that one hand job is countless money on her end. Not a bad deal.
Hmmm...if perpetual why don't hookers sell insurance? District Manager insurance ho pimp sounds good to me.
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Exactly. If that were the... |
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