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### Comment: Well I’m on this sub ### REPLY: ... me too lol. Let me know if it’s a hot deal. ### END.
### Comment: Let's pretend I am trying to accomplish the following: Can one man, working alone and studying on his own, take and pass the **Series 7** and thus be qualified to trade securities? Without playing this chicken/egg game, of being employed by a brokerage house FIRST? ### REPLY: No Edit: start your own brokerage house. Become FINRA certified. Sponsor yourself. ### END.
### Comment: Guessing that trade is a short call ratio spread. Buying one strike, then selling two further OTM calls. If net debit paid was 0.05 on average, breakeven is at 12.05 and 13.95. $112,500 net debit paid assuming it was 22.5k long calls to 45k short calls. Unlimited losses above $13.95, $112,500 loss if below $12, and max profit of over $2 million if expires exactly at $13. Profit zone is $12.06 to $13.94 (excluding commissions). ### REPLY: Isn’t this also called a broken wing butterfly? ### END.
### Comment: Do you get paid for losing your money? Because I need to apply ### REPLY: No, but you can open a hedge fund and get paid for losing other people's money. Even better. ### END.
### Comment: So first the second highest rated comment is a comment that dissuades people to disseminate new information in the hopes of excluding people from /r/all Next I get downvoted because users are salty I lost interest in the sub. Now I get a blatant superiority complex telling me I'm a peon. What do you think of this behavior? ### REPLY: No one here gives a shit that you lost interest, you got down voted because you admitted to coming here from r/all. They don't take kindly to outsiders here. You don't like it... Leave? ### END.
### Comment: Try it now ### REPLY: Daddy liek ### END.
### Comment: 'I buy mostly stock options.' This guy has like 10 contracts total lmfao ### REPLY: 10 > 4 ### END.
### Comment: also didn't read the post ### REPLY: Skimming is reading right? ### END.
### Comment: Yup. Take a look at their site. Good movie by the way, and you’re right. Go see it in IMAX Looks like all of that is included: Films that are eligible for the A-List benefit are standard 2D digital films as well as films in IMAX®, Dolby Cinema®, PRIME, RealD® 3D, BigD® and D-Box ### REPLY: Plenty of free BigD movies online....... ### END.
### Comment: Why?... ### REPLY: It’s so so cheap that I feel it’s worse the risk. I mean, one good news over the summer and I basically double my money. Other option is that they go to the ground . Anyway, it isn’t much money ### END.
### Comment: >Don’t fucking confused social benefits with socialism But whenever someone talks about what Sanders wants, especially republicans, they are saying that social benefits = socialism specifically. ### REPLY: I meant exactly what I wrote. Bernie continues to praise actual socialist countries. Get out of the habit of filling in the blanks with the narrative that completes your world view. ### END.
### Comment: We good ### REPLY: Maybe twitter is just shit. ### END.
### Comment: It's volatile as fuck due to the amount of people shorting it. There have been several 5% intraday swings since last ER in both directions. Some people live for that shit, some people panic buy the ups and panic sell the downs...thus attaining mod status. If you can handle the volatility, there's no reason you shouldn't dump cash into AMD like it's going out of style. ### REPLY: I'm looking for more long term investments, day to day volatility doesn't matter. My entire portfolio is semiconductors, computing, water and oil. Massive diversification. Appreciate you bby ### END.
### Comment: [Nothing unexpected yet](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8lnkwk/holodomur/e24tcvr/?context=3) but that's easy to say at the moment. We'll see if it actually reverses near where I figured it would have to. There is a reasonable chance I'm wrong. ### REPLY: What's the reasoning for having to reverse at 58? ### END.
### Comment: Why did you sell? ### REPLY: I bought these calls in the beginning of June so I've been negative for a while, finally made it just above what I paid so I cashed out planning to buy back in today for less, never saw that less tho ### END.
### Comment: Could you elaborate if you don’t mind? ### REPLY: tRaDe WArS ArE eaSy tO WiN ### END.
### Comment: Oh hey, how did it turn out? Did you close any? ### REPLY: Final results: https://i.imgur.com/kjvKZuf.png ### END.
### Comment: Go 400% ### REPLY: Go 420% ### END.
### Comment: Might add, the EIA report is supposed to be today but it will be released tomorrow ### REPLY: https://www.google.com/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSL1N1U6115 Are you sure? ### END.
### Comment: They never heard of aeroguard? ### REPLY: Elon is so impressive, when he arrived, mosquitoes left. ### END.
### Comment: The free trades each year for accounts large enough sounds great on Merrill, but I'm moving to tastyworks from vanguard. I don't plan on doing much stock trading, but I would like to be able to regularly sell covered calls and cash-secured puts (without paying fucktons of commission). ### REPLY: i also use the +75% cashback bonus on the credit cards. makes the credit cards a minimum of 2.65% cash back, up to like 5% on travel and food, and you get the higher service banking for free too + ME research. the other perks are mostly garbo tho. ### END.
### Comment: see you back here in a few weeks with a RH screenshot of a 90% loss. ### REPLY: Nah, I have a bigger account but these were my first option trades. Decided to take it small. I don’t trade on RH. I’m up 7% in the 2 hours I’ve made the trade. ### END.
### Comment: Good question. I don't think it would assuming he bought diff strike prices and exp. ( exp. would be different since 7/6 is in the past) ### REPLY: Yes it does but chances are he is not matching that loss to any gains so it should be fine ### END.
### Comment: I’m glad someone else feels this way, their current valuation is geared towards an absolutely pristine earnings call... one miss and it might get ugly. I’m long but 80 cents a share earnings? When they just fucking announced 12-13 billion worth of content dev this year? Tall fucking order ### REPLY: Care to elaborate? I'll tickle your chin. ### END.
### Comment: >saves countless lives You fucking high bro? ### REPLY: You brain-dead, bro? Sure sounds like it. ### END.
### Comment: lmao right. I guess after 6 years of 'I'm leaving now' to get more money finally became 'ok im outtie' wild. ### REPLY: Haha, exactly. Seems like a step down. I hope his next move is to MLS down the line. ### END.
### Comment: > It wasn't that long ago that Shkreli was the patron saint of the sub. Wait, when did that change? ### REPLY: We like pharma bros who don't get captured. ### END.
### Comment: I wanted to so bad, was too broke ### REPLY: I was down $6k at one point so I feel you ### END.
### Comment: That is very true ### REPLY: big if true ### END.
### Comment: Wait until they hear about Amazon ### REPLY: Sad what they're doing down there to all those trees. ### END.
### Comment: Because its a legit shithole of a city that only has a train station into NYC ### REPLY: Stamford has some bad parts but it’s close to Darien, new Canaan, Westport, fairfield and greenwich which are all known for very lavish lifestyle and wealth. I have s tough time finding a better neighborhood to live in that isn’t in California. ### END.
### Comment: Yea wtf, all that call volume but the stocks going down ### REPLY: As if it was determined from all the call volume.. ### END.
### Comment: The weakest kids went out first ### REPLY: Well now they're the strongest kids ### END.
### Comment: Definitely have some FOMO on this one. Good on that guy though. ### REPLY: Yeah same. I was looking at TWTR calls yesterday ### END.
### Comment: It’ll come back. I spoke with the Lord ### REPLY: Praise Kek ### END.
### Comment: I go boating around there there all time! As the wiki says it is definitely best to not get to close with the rocks. This is what I thought of when he said Dispair Ave. I can’t believe you linked this. ### REPLY: https://goo.gl/maps/ivHxTn8dyT22 ### END.
### Comment: I still hold 7/20. Though I don't think it will go in the money. ### REPLY: I have 20 8/17 $60 calls. I fucked up and should have gotten out a long fucking time ago. now I am holding for a couple more weeks to see if I can recover something. ### END.
### Comment: Didn't they just hit those last week?? ### REPLY: Some people would argue the real target is the promised 500,000 cars by end of 2018, and not a single week of burst rate production. ### END.
### Comment: IDK I just sold my calls though ### REPLY: Same, just made 80%... not gonna stick till the drop ### END.
### Comment: Del Friscos apparently closed a few weeks ago. At least according to my bartender at Zaza. Zaza is fire. ### REPLY: What you know about Fiesta? ### END.
### Comment: > lights, bumpers, seats, door casings, mirrors Tesla does not do anything high tech in those areas either. Their lights are known to be subpar. Their seats are supplied by German Recaro. And who the hell cares if someone steals your mirror IP. ### REPLY: “And who the hell cares if someone steals your mirror IP.” This guy hates money! ### END.
### Comment: Link? ### REPLY: His source is his asshole. It's utter bullshit. ### END.
### Comment: I am pretty sure most of them had no idea who he is. ### REPLY: That's why he's so pissed. ### END.
### Comment: I just checked. I bought on May 31st at $57. I just picked up another contract now for half the price my previous contracts were worth lol. ### REPLY: I was able to pick up 52.5 contracts for $2.44 last week during the dip. You definitely overpaid for those OTM ones. ### END.
### Comment: can't steal ip if he open sourced the patents years ago ### REPLY: Lol. Nobody gives a shit about that. ### END.
### Comment: Have you ever smoked continuously for a month or two? Your tolerance goes out the wall and you don’t really get a true “high” anymore. I’m convinced a lot of the people I work with at my firm are high off their ass 24/7 but nobody notices ### REPLY: Like that in software too. Also you'll find people clearly stoned but they get their work done so who are we to fuck with them. As long as I don't have to hunt them down for a code review then we're good. Enterprise business software is boring as hell so who can blame them. ### END.
### Comment: Isn’t this also called a broken wing butterfly? ### REPLY: No, because protection wasn't bought at the higher strike to make it a broken wing butterfly. If it were to be a BWB, it would be something like buy 1x $12 strike, sell 2x $13 strike, skip $14 strike, buy 1x $15 strike for upside protection. The buyer likely doesn't see that much upside potential in the short term, as the stock's most recent highs are in the $13-14 range. ### END.
### Comment: But are those indictments and guilty pleas have anything to do with Trump? or connecting Trump to Russia? Hmmmm? kek. ### REPLY: Well apparently there is something there because the investigation is still ongoing. Republicans are continuing to invest time and focus in on this. Trumps personal lawyer has now hinted that Trump isn’t as clean as they have been claiming. These are Republicans leading an investigation of a republican president. Kek. ### END.
### Comment: Well tomorrow is Wednesday ### REPLY: fuck this is the longest week ever. I legit thought tomorrow would be Thursday until this comment. ### END.
### Comment: You should've done a 60k deposit. Everybody's first option goes up 100% and now you lost your freebie. ### REPLY: If only I wasn't negative 40k in student loans. Get rich or die tryin' at this point. Next step is bankruptcy/prison if this doesn't work out (child support obligations are a bitch) ### END.
### Comment: Ya I'm already banned, I think they tried to ban everyone from this sub ### REPLY: Same ### END.
### Comment: 60k worth overseas currency? why? ### REPLY: Because some people are even more retarded than me ### END.
### Comment: Yeah uh, hope you sold that bad boy because it won’t be that much in the morning by the looks of it. ### REPLY: We're all gonna need a lot of lube tho ### END.
### Comment: They’ll let us know when they finish making the customer’s latte ### REPLY: Implying those pinko psychos are even employed. ### END.
### Comment: Okay so I’m going to do some *real* reaching here (aka reach-around): Once you add up 300k people that do the work, we assume they have one wife and kid. Boom, 500k boi! ### REPLY: Uh, did you just assume the gender and sexual preference of the worker? It's 2018, DillyMyDilly. Further, Musk said 'families' not 'people,' so that argument only works if you assume the wife and kid are going to leave the worker and support another family with the Tesla-supported alimony payments. ### END.
### Comment: I'm not sure I want to go all hoarder on my living supplies but I appreciate the suggestion. How much do you have in cash, then? ### REPLY: I have no cash position I'll explain how. Lets say I have $10k- here is the allocation- $6k on stocks with no leverage. $1k on oil $500 is for shorting shit stocks, $500 in cash, $500 on 2x leverage to make up for the money thats sitting in cash, rest is in other things ### END.
### Comment: No it's actually a bull trap disguised as a bear trap, so you'll still lose money both ways ### REPLY: Stupid traps in traps. At least I bought a put for insurance this time ### END.
### Comment: nvm, it's cause they missed on revenue, a whopping 2.7 mil ### REPLY: Weird, exceeding EPS and coming up short by 2.7mil out of 473mil doesn't seem like grounds for a 5% sell off ### END.
### Comment: Buy that shit. Right now. $43.35, It’s a fucking gift. ### REPLY: Fuck I hope so. Don’t see why it would be affected by the tariffs. ### END.
### Comment: every tesla engineer gets a divorce from stress so they support two families. ### REPLY: Holy shit, I'm dying over here, take an upvote ### END.
### Comment: Not sure about youfags, but my canadian broker uses the term *book value* as a cost basis for your entire position, so who the fuck knows what RBC calls it. This guy is saying he took the sum of parts of the transaction and found it was different on his position's *book value*. Probably not accounting for spread or that bank fx rates are not usually in favour of the consumer. ### REPLY: >Not sure about youfags, but my canadian broker uses the term *book value* as a cost basis for your entire position, Well that's just wrong and one more reason why I hate the fucking Canadians. ### END.
### Comment: Either one. It looks really cool but it just doesn't charge like you would think it should. ### REPLY: This is good for TSLA ### END.
### Comment: So 4 upvotes until he's finished? Pump and dump ### REPLY: Sounds about right. ### END.
### Comment: While vacationing in Australia, my gf cut her foot and we went to a pharmacy for bandaids. iirc, the cheapest single bandaid I purchased was 3.50. Fuckin racket. ### REPLY: Man, I'm in the wrong business. ### END.
### Comment: He was only a VP. ### REPLY: But it was Mergers & Acquisitions, son. ### END.
### Comment: $T bay-beeeee ### REPLY: $T gonna bounce around $32-$33 for the next four years. Calm down. ### END.
### Comment: Hasn’t it always been 140? ### REPLY: Yeah. I think it was 140. Just remember hearing the whole appeal about Twitter was the character limit ### END.
### Comment: dang, that sucks to hear, she's trying to get out as soon as she can cause its really just that bad. Its the only store for the county so they get even more than the usual amount. ### REPLY: It wouldn’t have been as bad if they weren’t so bogged down by corporate nonsense. It’s hard enough to get into that profession. But when the biggest pharmacy in the country won’t provide their staff with adequate support to do their jobs, it’s easy to see why they look for other opportunities elsewhere. Hopefully y’all figure it out! ### END.
### Comment: Is this a joke? I just clicked thru and MU thread a few days ago with everyone ripping trump and crying about their fucking stupid single leg OTM calls. Anything BUT the donald. ### REPLY: The truth is we just want money. If we are making money then good job Donnie you orange fuck. If we are losing money then fuck you you tangerine wearing a wig Honestly everyone on this sub (presumably) is playing a character. I don't generally call people faggots but to post here it's mandatory Now get out there and suck on some faggy d's you turdmuncher ### END.
### Comment: my 7/20 fd's went from 95% down to 80% down ### REPLY: I don’t think you know what FDs are ### END.
### Comment: I was gonna go all in on some FD's but I'm a puss ### REPLY: Market might shake it off by morning if nothing happens ### END.
### Comment: Honestly that term doesn't even mean anything anymore. Modern 'liberals' are basically libertarians. ### REPLY: Damn are you in bizarro world? ### END.
### Comment: https://cei.org/blog/clinton-pressure-promote-affordable-housing-led-mortgage-meltdown It's all factually right in front of you. Banks are in the business of making money and had risk models that were 'hurting' low income Americans, in reality these people had no business racking up huge mortgages. ### REPLY: Yeah, it's not like CEI has a strong libertarian bias or anything. That blog is just straight facts ### END.
### Comment: That's... minimal. Yeah fuck that, I'll pass as well ### REPLY: Hard pass. Now that I've left the room, everyone can make some money. ### END.
### Comment: Don’t forget, those companies were failing before the wahmen took over. Now they are a beacon of success to show all wahmen are good and successful leaders. Wahmen are never wrong. ### REPLY: You know what it tells me? That we need some more pussy on the block. ### END.
### Comment: Thats not what wsb is about ### REPLY: But how will we fund our YOLO's if we don't collect some premium? ### END.
### Comment: Let me know when he is impeached, any day now, I am sure; John Oliver said so, Colbert too. Ongoing investigation (1+ year...nothing), hinting at things(...no proof of anything), republicans investigating republicans(insiders angry that outside is prez...), every week another news cycle another story hows Stormy Daniels? How's Trump Jr. getting emails from Russians? kekek. ### REPLY: >Ongoing investigation (1+ year...nothing), hinting at things(...no proof of anything), republicans investigating republicans(insiders angry that outside is prez...) You're welcome to keep living in your own fantasy world. kek >There have been 100 criminal charges with 19 indictments so far and five guilty pleas. ### END.
### Comment: lol probably been the same since 1978. There's so many great houses in Laguna for $3-$5 million $11 million is outrageous. South Laguna is nice Three Arch is a cool private community ### REPLY: Everything in Laguna is awesome. Even my shitty cottage is awesome, notwithstanding that it can easily be mistaken for a well-aged storage shed. This place is so nice you almost forget about the high rent and outrageous taxes. ### END.
### Comment: If MU nails a few more ER's, we might see the price hit $30. ### REPLY: I hate that this is true ### END.
### Comment: The recession ended 8 years ago, the fuck are you talking about? ### REPLY: From President Obama, to his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. I stand in awe of such a radical shift ### END.
### Comment: Delivery should only be used for Rx refills. No one is going to wait around for their first dose. And why hassle making another account to get your Rx from AMZN when you have the Walgreens records from your first pick up. WMT is the big scary competitor, not AMZN. ### REPLY: very true and straight ### END.
### Comment: I too loaded up on Amazon today. ### REPLY: Rip ### END.
### Comment: If you like it 30 , you are gonna love it at 25 ### REPLY: Says the guy holding puts ### END.
### Comment: Looks like I made a good call selling those calls. They are down hard today. ### REPLY: lol i got juked so hard on IQ ### END.
### Comment: How much did you collect for these? ### REPLY: Looks like at intraday peak it was about $0.46 per contract. Honestly with AMD probably makes more sense to sell puts. Eg write some $14 or $15 puts. The same expiry for $15 put is about $0.35. ### END.
### Comment: Imagine thinking ### REPLY: Imagine ### END.
### Comment: Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular ### REPLY: Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants 'to get Musky' with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him that he needs to keep me updated on the reg. ### END.
### Comment: The option value moves 2.5x not the underlying security. Unless you are buying penny stocks or weeklies, a 5% change in the underlying can definitely move an option contract 250% ### REPLY: Yes the option value, actually go and backtest and tell me which strangles worked last quarter you will see not many ### END.
### Comment: Well now they're the strongest kids ### REPLY: Give this man a PhD ### END.
### Comment: my 7/20 $45 puts I bought for lulz after 10 seconds of research are almost ITM ### REPLY: I probably read the same things you did. A rev miss combined with a drop after that run up was a pretty good guess. I missed the damn puts by being cheap by a few cents. Nice job! I think the drop will stick. ### END.
### Comment: Did you sell? wonder what tomoro will bring ### REPLY: According to my prediction, which has been correct so far, we have a selloff tomorrow https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8wotnt/my_prediction_another_heavy_green_day_on_monday/?utm_source=reddit-android ### END.
### Comment: Shippan point is a nice place in Stamford tho ### REPLY: agreed ### END.
### Comment: No Edit: start your own brokerage house. Become FINRA certified. Sponsor yourself. ### REPLY: > start your own brokerage house. Become FINRA certified. Sponsor yourself. Yes. ### END.
### Comment: It's not premature if *one* of them is expecting it. ### REPLY: No one expects the Spanish ejaculation ### END.
### Comment: Add 69% ### REPLY: Nice. ### END.
### Comment: Hate us cuz you ain't us ### REPLY: I think it’s hate us cuz you anus ### END.
### Comment: Not sure about this whole math thing, but I'm pretty sure at least 100 people play 50v50. ### REPLY: /s ### END.
### Comment: Blow your nutsack off with a phosphorus grenade and the govt will give you a free wheelchair. ### REPLY: What if I sacrifice only a solitary nut for my country? ### END.
### Comment: We would have seen 260 tomorrow on the back of this announcement. Dominating the soon-to-be European auto market. Then that fat orange fuck had to start shit again. ### REPLY: yea pretty much, i got some 7/20 260 calls which woulda been very good but NOPE ### END.
### Comment: Explain. ### REPLY: this video explains it pretty well recommend you to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM-WRNMDtp0 ### END.