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### Comment: You won't, pussy. Honestly its probably too late now UVXY is likely to open up big tomorrow. ### REPLY: I’m already short QQQ NFLX and FB as of today and yesterday. Volatility is just too illogical for me. Seems rigged ### END.
### Comment: Lonely? Have you looked at half the population of this fat ass country? ### REPLY: He needs more. Gotta pad the future for Trump care. ### END.
### Comment: even if he sold the day before earnings like he said and not the exact top he should still be laughing. unless he's still holding then yeah ### REPLY: I don’t like going on wsb when I’m in the red. Too busy contemplating $ROPE calls. ### END.
### Comment: Meh, it's not a long term solution. I do look forward to seeing what Trumps plan is to lower drug prices but I'm not really holding by breath. ### REPLY: I think he plans to just call up the CEO of pharmaceutical companies and ask them to lower their prices. Why, what do other countries do? ### END.
### Comment: They don't like it when he stays the course. Wonder what they are gonna do in October when china still hasn't backed down, and the other 400 bill kicks in. ### REPLY: They’re going to lose money, like always. ### END.
### Comment: Use the fire to cook tendies ### REPLY: OP doesn't have tendies. ### END.
### Comment: Or a little depressing ### REPLY: not after tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: Implying those pinko psychos are even employed. ### REPLY: They take offense to the idea of people being employed. ### END.
### Comment: look man if you want to suck his dick I'm not going to stop you. But you sound as dumb as claiming Trump is a self made man. ### REPLY: Sure WSBshitposter. But there is a difference between inheriting papa's money and banking on a website you made in the dotcom frenzy. ### END.
### Comment: I will concede that point, but ultimately, if someone gets 'swindled' out of their money in this way, it is their own fault for not doing their due diligence and knowing what they were getting themselves into. We live in an age where there are literally millions of volumes of information at our fingertips. There is no excuse for things like this other than complacency, hubris or apathy. All of which are the purview of the individual. ### REPLY: On One level. But you've got to remember not ever one manages their own funds and there plenty of unintelligent people working in finance which solely use technical indicators to make decisions with your 401k, ira, education's savings plan, nest egg, etc. Not every one who is listening to the elon musk news is skeptical and there is a lot of reinforcement to his brands legitimacy from major news organizations and companies. ### END.
### Comment: NOtHiNg mAkEs SeNsE aNyMoRe FuCk DrUmPf ### REPLY: OrAnGe mAn RuInEd ThIS mArKeT!!! ### END.
### Comment: We're fucked. We need the grace of God tomorrow. What the shit just happened in ah ### REPLY: Mine expires 8/3. I think I'll be okay. ### END.
### Comment: No one expects the Spanish ejaculation ### REPLY: I feel like that should be a flair... ### END.
### Comment: Fuck where are my liquid assets ### REPLY: im sure you'll have plenty of liquid cash left after you get margin called in the morning ### END.
### Comment: He got more chins than a Chinese phone book. (Bloodhound Gang, btw) ### REPLY: > more chins than a Chinese phone book I still read this in the voice of Fat Bastard ### END.
### Comment: Should more people answer their own easily searchable questions? Yes ### REPLY: No? ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: I think I'd rather watch a WSB version of West World than Season 3. ### REPLY: Yo on the real. What the fuck was season 2. Christ , there was more autism in that story line then this sub. ### END.
### Comment: does she wear white coat or blue? ### REPLY: blue lmao ### END.
### Comment: Buy the dips in the new few weeks before it shoots to 60+ ### REPLY: But, tomorrow's red fo sho, then Redday, and Friday's always low volume. So, patience, young gay padawan. ### END.
### Comment: Let him have fun ... This is his moment... ### REPLY: Thank you daddy ### END.
### Comment: Are you a mod? ### REPLY: Maybe ### END.
### Comment: Hey for your sake I hope SPY opens at $271 and then rockets to $280 just after you sell tomorrow. ### REPLY: 👊 ### END.
### Comment: Looks like at intraday peak it was about $0.46 per contract. Honestly with AMD probably makes more sense to sell puts. Eg write some $14 or $15 puts. The same expiry for $15 put is about $0.35. ### REPLY: Selling cash covered puts is probably better than share covered calls while tying up the same capital ### END.
### Comment: Elon Musk does call himself some form of a socialist though. https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1008013111058526209?lang=en ### REPLY: I think he’s probably a social democrat. ### END.
### Comment: Imagine ### REPLY: I ### END.
### Comment: Advertising. ### REPLY: “Senator, we run ads.” ### END.
### Comment: thanks jelly!! ### REPLY: Haha good thing I opened up calls on vxx and shares on Tvix!! ### END.
### Comment: 1) corner the toilet paper market 2) become raider warlord ### REPLY: Baby wipes and Japanese asshole washing toilet seats are far superior to your primitive thin ass wiping paper. You might as well try to corner the typewriter repair market. ### END.
### Comment: Probably a ton of praise since socialists love Big Daddy Gov so much ### REPLY: And a whole lot more REEEEEEEEEE from the right (back when they were pro free market) ### END.
### Comment: What are gold calls? ### REPLY: Shiny yellow calls. ### END.
### Comment: Bought a couple 7/13 $315 calls because I haven't lost enough money yet. ### REPLY: Today was a good day for calls. Hopefully it goes your way! ### END.
### Comment: Toxic spill ### REPLY: Haha, yes. So 'the gang goes the beach', I'm looking forward to it. ### END.
### Comment: Oh sorry I didn't know Yahoo, GM or Youtube were Chinese companies ### REPLY: IQ BABA JD HUYA SOGO What are you talking about my dawg ### END.
### Comment: Yeah same. I was looking at TWTR calls yesterday ### REPLY: You can still look at them today. ### END.
### Comment: there is actually an alien in his car in orbit and it is churning dollars from solar radiation. ### REPLY: Agreed ### END.
### Comment: Some of it is predictable though, like when he attacked Amazon, you would have been a fool not to have gone all in during that $1300 dip ### REPLY: Here we go again ### END.
### Comment: Skimming is reading right? ### REPLY: didn't skim, too long ### END.
### Comment: >tariffs on china just means more money for US Repeat after me: tariffs are taxes. ### REPLY: Supply and demand? ### END.
### Comment: Or it reminds him of how his uncle touched him... ### REPLY: ... in his assburger ### END.
### Comment: I'm just waiting for the rationalization of this with Shkreli worship ### REPLY: You can't serve 2 masters ### END.
### Comment: >The company was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, although the company also considers Elon Musk, JB Straubel and Ian Wright as co-founders.[1] damn you're right i retract my statement. he really does do everything all by himself ### REPLY: but then isn't he the reason tesla is what it is and not fisker or whatever? ### END.
### Comment: Enough for $ROPE ### REPLY: Quick, buy calls for the pope ### END.
### Comment: Yea, but wallstreet decided to ignore that shit and sent the market on an algo driven run up anyway over the past week. So it was priced in, the priced right the fuck back out. ### REPLY: I think that may have been a large fking bull trap. 'Oh the market is going back to normal not even a trade war can stop this beast!' RIP short term bulls ### END.
### Comment: A trade deficit is a capital surplus. There is no real downside to a trade deficit. http://www.igmchicago.org/surveys/trade-balances ### REPLY: This survey is nothing but comments. How about a study on changes in balance of trade and economic growth? This shows a direct link between balance of trade and economic growth. http://www.cedeplar.ufmg.br/pesquisas/td/TD%20166.pdf Edit Even basic macro Econ teaches you GDP would be higher with higher exports than imports. https://www.colorado.edu/Economics/courses/boileau/4999/sec1.PDF ### END.
### Comment: yes if you want a CEO who loses 1 billion every quarter despite govt, subsidies , then you dont need to look very hard. ### REPLY: And what do you do? ### END.
### Comment: Youre reading into it. He is literally demonstrating how his work gives work for a set numbr of families to some ignorant socialist who accuses him of being a greedy hoarder billionaire ### REPLY: Capitalism is evil! ### END.
### Comment: Oh shit I just realized I read that completely wrong ### REPLY: Ban ### END.
### Comment: Someone better inform the majority of conventional economic thinkers of this news ### REPLY: 'you know what they say, the best time to ruin the economy is when it's going well!' ### END.
### Comment: What fantasy world do you live in to think any of those are related to Trump? ProTip: 0 P.S how you liking that new Supreme court nominee? If we are going with hints I guess Hillary is running 2020 too KEKEK JEzus! ### REPLY: I never said they were. The investigation is on-going; you're jumping to conclusions. What do you have to hide? kek ### END.
### Comment: Oh, yeah, he's heroic. ### REPLY: For the record I don't like Trump and the feeling is definitely mutual. I work for the organization he hates most and I am on a specialized visa he is trying to take away. Just saying this move can only be perceived as for the American people. ### END.
### Comment: $3.00 stops are good, you can do $2.95. ### REPLY: K $3.00 stop in place. Assuming that's filled, what's next? ### END.
### Comment: Scottrade doesn't even exist anymore. You got played ### REPLY: robinhood was decommissioned months ago. the version in its place is just a pyramid scheme ### END.
### Comment: That goes against everything about going public. The auto industry could make electric cars at anytime, it’s just not profitable which Tesla has proven ### REPLY: It’s not profitable for Tesla because they can’t sell the cars at a profit margin and when they can, they can’t produce the damn thing. A experienced manufacturer absolutely can make a profit on EVs ### END.
### Comment: K $3.00 stop in place. Assuming that's filled, what's next? ### REPLY: Only waiting on AAPL for now. ### END.
### Comment: I'm so happy I didn't invest in AMZN, NFLX, TWTR, any biotech, etc. It may have returned 10x, but P/E is the only metric that matters. You're like a dumb David Einhorn. ### REPLY: Am I dumb like Seth Klarman, Warren B, Guy Spier, Irving Kahn, Michael F Price, David Loeb. Yeah value investing is clearly retarded. Keep buying blind calls on the same 5 stocks like every other idiot. See what happens in the next year. ### END.
### Comment: “Senator, we run ads.” ### REPLY: That hearing really made me want to be a senator. Its incredible that they were able to run a globally televised hearing while knowing virtually nothing about the topic. 6 figure job with full medical and retirement, free meals, free transportation, and you dont even have to pretend to try. ### END.
### Comment: [China Buys Record Amount of Russian Soy as It Shuns U.S. Growers](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-17/china-buys-record-amount-of-russian-soy-as-it-shuns-u-s-growers) Edit: [a more recent link](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-russia-grain/global-trade-war-to-be-a-boon-for-black-sea-grain-idUSKBN1K01EX) ### REPLY: Russia exports less than 1% of what USA exports in soybeans. **LESS THAN 1 %!** At least google export data. US controls almost 40% of global soy exports. Russia is not even in the top 10. Russia cannot replace US. ### END.
### Comment: Wrong. They don’t have to buy a thing. They can simply print more Yuan if they want to keep it low. ### REPLY: > Wrong. They don’t have to buy a thing. They can simply print more Yuan if they want to keep it low. That's not how it works. China receives dollars for selling goods to the US not Yuan. I can't believe we have to go to the basics but watch this quick video: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/040115/reasons-why-china-buys-us-treasury-bonds.asp ### END.
### Comment: Why? It’s going to cost you minimum hundreds of millions ### REPLY: with a nearly $40 billion endowment, it's going to start considerably higher ### END.
### Comment: ouch ### REPLY: oof ### END.
### Comment: We buy puts! ### REPLY: Burn baby burn, burn baby burn ### END.
### Comment: You're projecting your wannabe gayness. ### REPLY: maybe i was getting him mixed up with your dads ### END.
### Comment: I see your absolute guarantee and raise you tree fiddy and twelve tendies. ### REPLY: Okay I’ll sell you calls ### END.
### Comment: she's been around the block ### REPLY: She’s been around the cock FTFY ### END.
### Comment: mods can we enforce this? ### REPLY: I’m not a mod, but let’s enforce this. It’ll clean up the shit posts/ban betting and put money to a good cause. I’m down and ready to roll. Edit: you down u/smartkuz ? ### END.
### Comment: What about sensible regulation to limit the negative social externalities we all get to experience? Because people seem to think that is socialism. ### REPLY: Fair enough, an ignorant 19 year old red neck kid might say that but that is not most conservative people. Most conservatives and pretty much all economists agree that eliminating externalities is a good thing. More fair is that some people incorrectly label excessive taxes as socialist. However, there is still a strong argument there ignoring that error: just how much taxes are too much? ### END.
### Comment: And what do you do? ### REPLY: Probably cold calls old people to sell high speed dial up internet for the mlm that's gonna make him his first 20 thousand ### END.
### Comment: They take offense to the idea of people being employed. ### REPLY: Yeah, cuz work’s not fun, yo! ### END.
### Comment: Holy shit, I'm dying over here, take an upvote ### REPLY: > I’m dying You musk be a Tesla driver. ### END.
### Comment: Kid at work casually mentioned that he trades on Robinhood and that he wants 'to get Musky' with Tesla stocks. I just chuckled and told him that he needs to keep me updated on the reg. ### REPLY: Wtf is a chuckle ### END.
### Comment: The ONLY bad thing could be the tariffs but it sounds like they won’t affect much. Should see a good pop this morning during/post call. ### REPLY: anyone on the call? it just mooned again ### END.
### Comment: My bodies ready ### REPLY: How many bodies would you say you have? ### END.
### Comment: ha... thought I was a genius buying more calls on the sell off red candle.. now I am wondering how much of a loss I should hold on to in the largest draw in over a year Edit: 60% loss on the largest draw in over a year in a tight market with all bullish news and indicators. ### REPLY: It’s fucked cause it doesn’t make any sense, but an article I read said investors are more worried about what the trade wars are going to do than the largest draw down in over a year.. so oil dropped instead of rallied. This market this year makes no sense ### END.
### Comment: Famous last words. ### REPLY: V ain't going nowhere. It's a monopoly. They will beat earnings unless AMEX / MA pull a miracle. ### END.
### Comment: Why? ### REPLY: Dip in on the friday dip bro. ### END.
### Comment: > Wrong. They don’t have to buy a thing. They can simply print more Yuan if they want to keep it low. That's not how it works. China receives dollars for selling goods to the US not Yuan. I can't believe we have to go to the basics but watch this quick video: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/040115/reasons-why-china-buys-us-treasury-bonds.asp ### REPLY: Did you read the article? Because it specifically mentions printing Yuan to keep the currency low ... they don’t need to increase any purchases. They only need to print more to devalue their currency. ### END.
### Comment: You must be new here. ### REPLY: No. Just dumb. ### END.
### Comment: I regret buying it in February. ^Of ^2006. ^^Still ^^haven't ^^sold. ### REPLY: You are the definition of greed. ### END.
### Comment: > He was quoting kernel sanders Ah, the good ol popcorn king ### REPLY: Lmao ### END.
### Comment: Wtf... why is it still being pumped. The tencent deal? ### REPLY: i have no idea ### END.
### Comment: Enron? ### REPLY: Papa Elon? $TSLA puts? ### END.
### Comment: Could be, but if you look at the weekly downside seems more likely. ### REPLY: Yea weekly looks chopped 😂 ### END.
### Comment: So? Just because we don't get as many raw jobs numbers out of it doesn't mean we shouldn't have it. And even if the manual jobs go away, there are still a lot of other jobs that revolve around that. Manufacturing engineers, logistics, accounting, sales, marketing, etc. This argument to me always seemed like someone at a movie company arguing against animated films because the actors and film crews won't have anything to do. ### REPLY: This is a communications issue. I should have said > IP theft is a separate issue from trying to protect American manufacturing **jobs** from (inevitably) dying out. And in case you were going to ask, no I don’t consider engineers/logistics/accounting to be manufacturing jobs, and no I don’t think those professions are going anywhere. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah lol a billion people and they haven't done shit so far. Ever wonder why? This isn't even about race, Chinese society does not even reward people for being creative and try to do things differently. If you actually lived and worked there, you'd know. Sincerely, A Chinese. ### REPLY: Yeah they have only become the world superpower ..... no big deal I hope you are right you chinese hating motherfucker I don't have that many chinese assets ### END.
### Comment: Daddy musk 🍰 ### REPLY: Elon Kilmer ### END.
### Comment: Thanks! It's worth it to spend the $25 on a book and learn how to manage the positions and what to look for in terms of profit, risk, spread width, etc. TW has a lot of good videos too if you can get over the people presenting. ### REPLY: I’ve been listening to a lot of Options Alpha and it seems to be quality stuff. They definitely follow a strict system. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck that, I'll just drive five minutes and eat at the country club. Annoying fucks aren't getting extra for treating me like a peasant ### REPLY: If you're trying to brag about having dinner at a country club, yet you can't even get the pizza delivery guy to come to your home we can all assume you are indeed a peasant. ### END.
### Comment: The guy is a well established dipshit, look at his [fucking Saddam Hussein McMansion](https://www.delish.com/food-news/a52079/papa-johns-ceo-mansion/), the thing that's weird to me is that he's no longer CEO and it still impacted the SP. The link also has that legendary video where he's ordering one of his terrible pizzas with his son. ### REPLY: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElpE-THkRE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElpE-THkRE) ### END.
### Comment: I saw a picture of him a couple of minutes ago. I have not heard anything but he looks like he's using vast amounts of drugs. Fucker might even be lurking in wsb ### REPLY: A buddy of my works at their corporate HQ and said he drives around in a golf cart with a keg in tow giving beer to people sometimes. ### END.
### Comment: Not what the dude above said. The premium remains pretty much in the same spot from a few weeks up until the last day or so ### REPLY: I mean... do what you want, but the time and IV value dissapear like cheap toilet paper the last 30 days. The last 7 and your pretty much on intrinsic value alone. The value may not change much if the stock doesnt move but dont expect any explosion in tendies without significant underlying movement 1:1 ### END.
### Comment: How do people deal with the commissions? ### REPLY: Probably by making trades that make you money. I wouldn't know though I just lose money on RH. ### END.
### Comment: I was gonna, but then I went balls deep on nvda 1.5 years ago instead ### REPLY: So what color is your yacht? ### END.
### Comment: Fuck I’m so nervous for dude. Not looking great so far! ### REPLY: Honestly if I was playing FD I'll cash out right away at 15% gain on a 20k bet. ### END.
### Comment: any moment bro ### REPLY: $41.50 is support. ### END.
### Comment: Well my USO calls are worthless. ### REPLY: When do they expire? Oil is still on the way up! Just a short term pullback ### END.
### Comment: You can't read worth of shit. And you obviously don't know how wsb works at all. Imbecile ### REPLY: You sound like a fat pice of shit. ### END.
### Comment: Accepted is the last step, welcome home son. ### REPLY: Thanks dad! ### END.
### Comment: Down $2.50. I seriously would be concerned holding thru earnings. A drop would make it safe buy again but all just my .02 brah. ### REPLY: bro, it's all about percentages, not dollars. it's a 400 dollar stock, 2.50 is nothing. it's down literally a fraction of 1 single percentage point. ### END.
### Comment: Nah. Naivety is more like it ### REPLY: I’d hold onto it. They own LARGE oil and gas reserves ### END.