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### Comment:
It is, which is why it'll be huge in France.
### REPLY:
exactly.
### END. |
### Comment:
you are fake news
### REPLY:
I am fake news.
JOKES ON YOU RH!! My options are up 180% take that warning fags
### END. |
### Comment:
what's your timeframe on WB?
### REPLY:
Fuck. Missed it. Hopefully there’s a dip tomorrow I can buy in
### END. |
### Comment:
If you think management is competent, the 'employee backlash' shouldn't be a big deal.
Then again these jackasses backed out of a drone-related contract because of employees' bitching.
So i'd say whether or not it happens is basically a toss-up. Either way i don't know that it's big enough to make Google move big, considering how big of a company they are. Need to see what they can actually do there first.
### REPLY:
Google backing out of the defense deal was probably the faggiest move a company could make
### END. |
### Comment:
I assume thats per month because I don't know where you can get margin cheaper than a mortgage.
Probably wouldn't fuck with anything other than options for that kind of interest. Really low % chance you outpace the cost w/ stock.
### REPLY:
IB
### END. |
### Comment:
You really think this thing is losing 40%?
### REPLY:
Lean closer to my ass if you can't hear me
### END. |
### Comment:
Give us a update.
### REPLY:
100% cash now: https://i.imgur.com/bM3CgAw.png
Reached my target of $285, hopped in and out a couple times so didn't capture the full ride up.
### END. |
### Comment:
Options liquidity is super low, you might get fucked by the spread.
I'm in shares.
### REPLY:
I noticed, it's a risky move.
### END. |
### Comment:
it's gonna keep going until EoD tomorrow. After that I have no clue, I'm getting out before that.
### REPLY:
I was planning on staying in until after the earrings call but this run leading up the the call makes me real nervous about a drop no matter what the news is.
### END. |
### Comment:
Lol msdos tattoo
### REPLY:
Front: Trust No One across the top. 1972 in center. MS-DOS 13 underneath that with prayer hands.
Back: Kings Crown on top with RIP Steve Jobs 2011 and a sword below it.
Tribal tattoos on the arms.
I'm disappointed they didn't include a head scar from when Bill Gates was shot in the head during the South Park movie.
### END. |
### Comment:
You have to deposit 25k. Thats assuming he already talked to his broker about a one time pdt removal.
### REPLY:
In order to continue day trading, yes.
### END. |
### Comment:
love
### REPLY:
😢
### END. |
### Comment:
\#gains #swole
[https://imgur.com/WS79oda](https://imgur.com/WS79oda)
### REPLY:
Haha I sold it at .15 from .7
Nice job.
### END. |
### Comment:
F
### REPLY:
A
### END. |
### Comment:
I recommend the tech industry not crash and then decide Apple doing above average is grounds to do ye 'ol switcheroo.
### REPLY:
You can still trade just can't day trade, unless this is strike 2 on the day trade-o-meter. I wouldn't call holding overnight a time capsule...
### END. |
### Comment:
NVDA 250c 9/14. Sell them day of ER for sweet IV gains.
Or try to play DIS ER like a true degenerate.
### REPLY:
I'm in on DIS ER
8/17|10/19 115C spread
### END. |
### Comment:
The poors are being bombarded by Amazon fire ads all the time. In the welfare office, when they buy meth online, at Kohl's, etc. The fire stick is $39.
### REPLY:
What about all the nerds who buy rokus cause they're easier to hack?
### END. |
### Comment:
WSB talks shit about RH constantly. Plenty is deserved.
But the barrier to entry just went away. Anyone can play, now.
### REPLY:
Yeah but if all your friends drive Ferraris are you going to brag about how cool your civic is? Us robinhood fags need to hold each other accountable.
### END. |
### Comment:
Wow you got screwed. JEC waaaaaay up. Classic WSB material here
### REPLY:
I mean I didn't actually buy puts on them. Just gave an unsolicited opinion on the internet.
### END. |
### Comment:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Rso66d5
### REPLY:
“INTC options expiring”
Okay maybe you can explain some
### END. |
### Comment:
But why tho
### REPLY:
Its run up a lot this past month and everyone is bullish on it. I've seen it pull back on quite a few ER's. I only put $80 on the line but watevs.
### END. |
### Comment:
post positions or BAN
### REPLY:
FB 8/24 210,212.5,215, 217.5, 220 calls
[peasantry](https://i.imgur.com/KhTSnPd.jpg)
### END. |
### Comment:
is good
### REPLY:
for losses
### END. |
### Comment:
ST movements around ER vs LT sideways trend.
### REPLY:
sideways trend? its up 25% YTD and 85% in the last year...
### END. |
### Comment:
His 1000 share bid was probably what bumped the price
### REPLY:
Rofl
### END. |
### Comment:
Maybe we'll get lucky :P
### REPLY:
I went in on 8/17 $24 puts @.45 today lets see were she takes us
### END. |
### Comment:
It's great, this bitcoin thing looks like a scam though.
### REPLY:
It still looks like a scam
### END. |
### Comment:
Shhh delete this dont let the wsb curse take effect on the mouse
### REPLY:
Too late bought calls
### END. |
### Comment:
Meatballs?
### REPLY:
Yes, I think that's another name for them.
### END. |
### Comment:
Holy shit they're actually going to 20
### REPLY:
It was $20 for a little after their last earnings then sunk down to like $18
### END. |
### Comment:
I'm here to trade with you again...
### REPLY:
Great now it's stuck in my head for the next 30 years.
### END. |
### Comment:
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about if you think Intel will lose that much market share in 5 years.
### REPLY:
Intel is at like 94% consumer PC marketshare and is about to take over 100% of the iPhone radios if QCOM drops the ball. These people are retarded, but they do have good points.
### END. |
### Comment:
Until...
### REPLY:
Well I just rolled to $59 at the end of August. So as long as it doesn't jump 20% this month I'm not regretting it...
### END. |
### Comment:
BCC is down lmao
### REPLY:
They beat my man and they are sideways today. Green right now actually. And I SELL options so I actually get paid off of time decay so my ATM put spreads are just fine thank you.
Act like you've been here before fag
### END. |
### Comment:
t-mobile.
### REPLY:
Well wtf i pay $75
### END. |
### Comment:
What does it usually look like?
### REPLY:
BP logo.
### END. |
### Comment:
will do
### REPLY:
How do you buy options so cheap?
### END. |
### Comment:
Easiest way to make $1,000 is to start with $10,000. Ride the tendie train.
### REPLY:
Throwing away tendies! Not even counting them!
### END. |
### Comment:
That's racist bro.
### REPLY:
r/woosh
### END. |
### Comment:
Embrace, Extend, **[E](https://i.imgur.com/nrcz3l7.png)**xterminate! ;-)
### REPLY:
the fuck?
### END. |
### Comment:
So I should sell puts and hope some get exercised, understood.
### REPLY:
Honest answer: Yes
### END. |
### Comment:
Oh okay. I laughed then.
### REPLY:
wut
### END. |
### Comment:
Congrats. I only have two contracts but 8/17 $60's so they're gonna be juicy regardless. Still waiting on investor call but looking good so far.
### REPLY:
Congratz!
### END. |
### Comment:
From top to bottom is -41%
### REPLY:
Do I look like I can read a chart
### END. |
### Comment:
Then what are you buying? I admit am a noob with enough cash. Just dont want to lose it quickly.
### REPLY:
Pro-tip: don't buy options since you clearly have no idea how they work. You will probably lose everything... even when you DO know how they work, they can be dangerous due to immense leverage and poor risk management that seems to be common among people.
Options let you have leverage by enabling you to have a contractual right or obligation to buy/sell 100 shares of the underlying asset per option contract.
### END. |
### Comment:
i think there are more people on WSB who think like you , so i will double bull your ass and be bullish
### REPLY:
I think what WSB does is irrelevant except for confirming my own delusions. I'm short, SNAP to $9.
### END. |
### Comment:
MSFT 110 7/20
MU 65 7/20
ETSY 35 PUT 7/20
INTC 60 7/20
### REPLY:
Ah, MU
### END. |
### Comment:
you doing calls for 200$ strikes as well? I want to maybe get some but I fear it may be too late
### REPLY:
My $200 are for jan 18 2019, did not expect fb to hit $185 so quickly
### END. |
### Comment:
Not looking so....down 17 percent after hours...
### REPLY:
Lol I see. I straddled it.
The gains from my $45 9/21 put have to offset the losses of my calls which are now worthless.
### END. |
### Comment:
No they're cheap now and they have a conference wednesday.
Calls or just load up on shares.
### REPLY:
I tried to time the bottom with shares and calls today and missed, was too aggressive.
Slightly peeved.
### END. |
### Comment:
what where your positions
### REPLY:
2 8/10 - Just trying to get a couple tendies.
### END. |
### Comment:
No, that's the penalty. You can only close positions in those 90 days (unless you get over 25k). After those 90 days you can trade again. Then after 180 days you can reset the PDT and reclassify your account as no day trading.
### REPLY:
If you say so, all my research + my restriction when I was new to the trading game tells me otherwise though. Swings were good to go all throughout the 90 day restriction.
### END. |
### Comment:
I wish I could say the same about mu
### REPLY:
The 8/10 53.5c's I am holding certainly wish it as well
### END. |
### Comment:
Honestly you should've set a stop loss and taken profits when it dropped back down to like 125% instead of getting greedy. As you get more experience you'll start getting a better sense of when it's time to cash out
### REPLY:
Thanks for your response, I held. Im up 150%. From my understanding, the price of the contract will decay if the stock price stays at this price. But im guessing fb will keep going up and recover back to 200$ and my contract will be worth more Just guessing...
### END. |
### Comment:
I always get surprised by the price for phone service in the US.
I pay approximately 23-27 usd a month(depending on the dollar value against local currency) for unlimited calls and texts. 50 GB of data on 4g network.
Speeds are usually 100+ mbit/s.
### REPLY:
There's more or less an oligarchy on cell phone providers and internet service providers so while the top guys compete to the bottomline, they simultaneously sandbag speed options by keeping independents from starting up and offering anything faster at the same price.
Source:us citizen upset Google fiber didn't take off
### END. |
### Comment:
Double and Triple down
### REPLY:
Most WSBers have already quintupled down.
MU is a money pit.
### END. |
### Comment:
I doubt it
### REPLY:
Lmao yall savages out here.
### END. |
### Comment:
G
### REPLY:
G
### END. |
### Comment:
What do you do with the contracts? Is that what your buying and selling with options? Not stocks?
### REPLY:
Just google an option.
### END. |
### Comment:
Net drop is -41% from peak to trough.
### REPLY:
[Same](https://i.imgur.com/WjGNtbw.jpg)
### END. |
### Comment:
I took my 22% profits cause I got nervous.
### REPLY:
Good call lol
### END. |
### Comment:
Noice. What exp
### REPLY:
9/21 $47.5, hopefully it climbs with the raised guidance
### END. |
### Comment:
You didn't check the chart beyond the current day before you bought your first options contract?
### REPLY:
I'm not gambling with the massive amounts of money you see some of these guys with, so yeah I fucked up. Would've been upset, but would not have been on the ramen diet
### END. |
### Comment:
AMD going up my friend. Probably not past 22 but I don't see them tanking unless Intel and NVIDIA gives them some bad news.
### REPLY:
I'm concerned about the Nvidia announcement at Gamescom. But amd is gaining on intc right now, so they should still steadily climb
### END. |
### Comment:
you mean when it hit the expiration date. think about it.
### REPLY:
f
### END. |
### Comment:
F
### REPLY:
D
### END. |
### Comment:
Aces Studio, they made their flight sims.
### REPLY:
Did you work there?
I used FSX for like 10 years until xplane 10. I now work in WDG/Sigma
### END. |
### Comment:
Yes this is one of my first option trade ever so i dont have much experience yet.
Next one i will fully commit to the yolo god in the hope of blessed gains
### REPLY:
Tendies are tendies
### END. |
### Comment:
Max Payne was pretty cool. The game. Not the movie.
### REPLY:
Max Payne was one of those few games that had a plot perfectly fit to be an absolutely killer movie, and then Hollywood just found a way to fuck it up anyway.
### END. |
### Comment:
Seriously how the fuck are people doing this
### REPLY:
Gambling
### END. |
### Comment:
If he did like me and sold his calls at 229 and bought back in at mid to low 220s thinking it was the bottom. Now it's sitting at 217 with shit for volume on the day. Hopefully CA's earnings fixes that tonight for /u/macabilly's and my sake.
### REPLY:
This is correct, rolled $200 calls to $210 calls when it hit $218, and rolled those to $220 when it hit $228...sooooo
Took profit off table, but now way down on latest
### END. |
### Comment:
I finally closed out of my MU position and I'm done with that toxic dogshit stock.
### REPLY:
Ditto.
Fuck MU. Won't move.
DID YOU HEAR ME SANJAY!? BYE.
Hi Sue Bae....
### END. |
### Comment:
hey man
### REPLY:
this one didn't have quite the same effect
### END. |
### Comment:
A 27% increase in UVXY in 25 days? Even on a bad day in the market you're looking at around a 7-8% increase at best which is like $9.20 at the current price. Don't get me wrong; I love volatility plays when the VIX is down like this but $11 is way too high. I loaded up on shares of UVXY today at $8.56 and sold $9 calls against them for 24 AUG. The IV on UVXY is 80% right now which makes for nice inflated premiums.
### REPLY:
i closed a lot of my short exposure so lets give this guy 11
### END. |
### Comment:
You do realize the least two ER's they murdered all numbers and the stock sold off heavily ?
### REPLY:
This time its gonna be different!
### END. |
### Comment:
I should have bought more than 1 call
### REPLY:
Should i still queue to buy calls after hours?
### END. |
### Comment:
and when you looked in jan you wouldve seen measley 10-20% gains and thought...those calls that i didn't buy would've been worth 200-400%
### REPLY:
I bought jan 60 calls when it dipped 56 and bought a bunch of shares during the subsequent dips, too pussy to buy more calls
### END. |
### Comment:
I have been asked to leave that establishment before.
### REPLY:
Good, there are better strip clubs out there
### END. |
### Comment:
Nope. This was a shit hole company I got the sub to follow and I lost $12k. They are a dumpster.
### REPLY:
Lmao nice
### END. |
### Comment:
Me too. Bought at $0.079 700 stocks. On the very slim chance that they sustain themselves, make money with the new 3 movie model and find a financer, the stock will skyrocket.
### REPLY:
>Bought at $0.079 700 stocks. On the very slim chance that they sustain themselves, make money with the new 3 movie model and find a financer, the s
So glad im not the only one. I bought 300 shares. I mean what if some miracle happens and this stock blows up? Better odds than the lottery so why not.
### END. |
### Comment:
are you just saying that? historically IV is always overstated. there is money to be made but it's a slow grind, not YOLO 500% gainz.
### REPLY:
> always
smh
### END. |
### Comment:
Well I would have worked pretty hard to get 75 people for a model S... 750 would be a little more difficult...
### REPLY:
Idk, still tempting. What's the minimum deposit? Shouldn't be too hard with a couple days boothing at LGBTQ events.
### END. |
### Comment:
Not on Robinhood. It's totally zero fee brokerage.
### REPLY:
/s?
### END. |
### Comment:
Yeah, I'm actually hoping to get a position at a software company in Portland in about 11 months after I get my Bachelors in I.T. They have free beer on tap in the break room and an awesome work environment so I think I'll hold off on the Google jobs.
### REPLY:
Yeah, I'm holding off on Google too.
I'm hoping to take over for my crack dealer once I get my sales certificate from this online university. Big Freezy will shoot my dick off if I snort the product, but sometimes he lets me feel the titties on his hoes if I sell my whole stash before the next batch comes in.
### END. |
### Comment:
You loose 5k in two days and desperately try to save and grow the remaining 4k with aggressive negotiations.
managed to get that 4k back up to 5.5k. Cost me 90 days restriction though. Currently setting it up to hopefully grow the best while it's locked. You can still sell so I'm going for a few options to let sit over time.
I miss having 13k though.
### REPLY:
stop being poor. get a fucking job
### END. |
### Comment:
It's not tho
### REPLY:
Fine I'll delete that shit.
### END. |
### Comment:
I finally got out. Mostly because of a margin call. But I’m out
### REPLY:
I shoulda got out this morning and took a loss. They dont expire until 9/7 so I might just hold them till they are worthless. I just need 1 bad day. Might even double down tomorrow lol. But then again I bought 1000 shares at $2.something and sold them for a loss a few years ago.
### END. |
### Comment:
Vertical Spreads are your friend. IV has no effect as long as you pick the right direction.
### REPLY:
How do you do vertical spreads if you dont own 100 stocks on robinhood?
### END. |
### Comment:
stop being poor. get a fucking job
### REPLY:
I have a job.
### END. |
### Comment:
Im just fucking with you. Good job.
### REPLY:
Is that a real thing in any situation? Sounds interesting
### END. |
### Comment:
$185 December calls since the stock dropped after ER. I know I should take profits but I just can't pull the trigger yet.
### REPLY:
How much are you up?
### END. |
### Comment:
Then do the opposite.
### REPLY:
... I think you may have something here.
### END. |
### Comment:
Ok now I believe you, lol.
Maybe buy further out next time bro
### REPLY:
Average down
### END. |
### Comment:
Yes, like nPE- said, look at doing diagonals. They are like calendars, but with different strike prices. I’ve had good luck buying ATM long dated calls and selling short dated OTM calls against them.
### REPLY:
honestly this just sounds like a lot of work
why not just buy a vertical spread? How much extra premium do you really get?
### END. |
### Comment:
Yeast lives in the air. Ferment off that for free
### REPLY:
Very true. Maybe when the repo men come for my yeast farm that I listed as an asset on my loan application, I'll try air fermentation.
### END. |
### Comment:
I don't know how you sleep at night
### REPLY:
Draw more lines.
### END. |
### Comment:
Noice
### REPLY:
Noice
### END. |
### Comment:
Lmao yall savages out here.
### REPLY:
😀
### END. |
### Comment:
Idk, still tempting. What's the minimum deposit? Shouldn't be too hard with a couple days boothing at LGBTQ events.
### REPLY:
Haha I was thinking something more towards google and Facebook referral ads.
### END. |
### Comment:
😢
### REPLY:
There is no tissue emoji I’m so sorry
### END. |
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