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### Comment: US is pretty good at making foreigners dead tbh ### REPLY: Undefeated bby ### END.
### Comment: Now down nearly a full percent since I first commented above. In my Will I will state that someone must have the word “MU” on their suit when they put me in the ground so it can let me down one final time. ### REPLY: MU down 1.72% as of writing - how you holdin' up bubba ### END.
### Comment: This is also a country that has embraced technology as a way to keep its population in line. There’s no way for starving peasants to organize when they’re monitored and tracked on the level of the Chinese. If you’re waiting for any kind of rebellion then you’ll be disappointed. ### REPLY: China is old and gigantic. Any singular figure on top of that hierarchy is constantly riding a tiger. Unless you're willing to slowly escalate to Stalinism, Xi will always have to carefully play every hand. ### END.
### Comment: smart boi, wingstop is the shit ### REPLY: Lemon peppa wet??? ### END.
### Comment: Get banned from WSB for making great memes ### REPLY: Got banned for mentioning MU calls ### END.
### Comment: elaborate? ### REPLY: The app forbade users to purchase tickets even though they were prominent movies with showtimes throughout the day (MI:6, Momma Mia 2, Hotel Transylvania 3, etc.) Essentially moviepass was broke and couldn’t afford the tickets. ### END.
### Comment: You gonna kill all those low income americans if inflation kept going up. Right now wage increase is already below inflation. Ordinary workers are fucked by this 'great economy' ### REPLY: Medium income is up 2.8%. The fed's measure of inflation is at 1.9%. Some measures are as high as 2.9% with energy, and 2.1 without, but I defer to the Feds measure because that is the most important one and the real one. Medium income is outpacing inflation. Also inflating away pensions and low skill workers is a good thing. It lets costs be reduced, and reduces liability to everyone via these underfunded pensions being funded. ### END.
### Comment: Weekend is long, very scary ### REPLY: If you're getting 10/19's or Jan. 2019s, you'll prolly be holding through weekends anyway. But it's your call. No pun intended. ### END.
### Comment: i'M cONvInCeD $3oiSh iS tHe fLOoR ### REPLY: yeah, good thing I'm still on the sidelines! ### END.
### Comment: now i can get myself a nice combo... lol https://imgur.com/y53gz4R ### REPLY: My man! Look at those 225% gains. ### END.
### Comment: You're dumb as a bag of rocks if you think Domino's chicken is good. ### REPLY: You're mom is dumb as a bag of rocks for not aborting you ### END.
### Comment: Not today, a few weeks from now when it bottoms out. ### REPLY: This isn’t the bottom? F ### END.
### Comment: It will absolutely not go back to $10-13, but if you want to buy puts be my guest - my friend will gladly take yo' monies. ### REPLY: I ain't buying shit, just giving out advice to scared OP ### END.
### Comment: You’re up 365%? You could probably get more out of it but I would take that ### REPLY: YOLO ### END.
### Comment: Yea same.. It's already up a ton.. not sure how much more it'll go ### REPLY: That’s what’s keeping me out. I was thinking they would have a great qtr but they are up 400% in the last 3 months. ### END.
### Comment: Let’s make a predictable movie with forgettable characters that finally answers a question nobody was asking. ### REPLY: That 10 seconds of Darth Vader was pretty neat ### END.
### Comment: Wouldn’t touch this dumpster fire with a 10ft pole ### REPLY: The fire is over. Now it’s just a dumpster with ash in it that they can put new garbage into and start the cycle over again ### END.
### Comment: I already said I lurked here a while, I don’t want advice from you autists lol ### REPLY: Oh, we're the autists in this scenario: 'Plz halp' 'Don't want advice from you autists' Mods, ban this faggatron ### END.
### Comment: our $90 7/20 calls saved at last?! ### REPLY: I have bad news for you... ### END.
### Comment: Well in their conference call at the beginning of the year they said they expected demand and production to remain flat for 2018, so be prepared to hold those bags for a bit longer. ### REPLY: He said he has until 2094. ### END.
### Comment: You can't buy countries... ### REPLY: You can buy an island and make it a micronation. ### END.
### Comment: China is old and gigantic. Any singular figure on top of that hierarchy is constantly riding a tiger. Unless you're willing to slowly escalate to Stalinism, Xi will always have to carefully play every hand. ### REPLY: I wanna ride a tiger ### END.
### Comment: Tactical retreat, we'll be back ### REPLY: Land wars in Asia, always a good idea ### END.
### Comment: I'll save you a read, its basically the WSJ giving Trump a good ol' salad tossing. ### REPLY: Crossing my fingers for some good old testicle torsion. ### END.
### Comment: Well why the fuck would you do that then? ### REPLY: Because he’s like the 100th person trying to get them FB put gains. Ignoring price action and just focusing on emulating the big gains posts. ### END.
### Comment: 11% of Chinese market is equivalent to less than 2% of US market. China didn't blow off their deficit to have tax cut and aggressive budget spending last year. Yet we still haven't reach the Jan high after 6 months. I think we will hit SP 2950 easily once this trade farce is over. ### REPLY: Nothing but hard logic here, 1991. You will go super far in trading. ### END.
### Comment: Lemon peppa wet??? ### REPLY: Shit man, froget tendies. Need more sauce and wings ### END.
### Comment: I guess, PayPal still thinks it’s only use is buying shit off people, cause all the dude did is say he was unhappy with goods he got, he just got his ass kicked in pool . A lot of dumb phone calls later and yea. I should of insisted on Venmo the only reason I own PayPal. ### REPLY: next time have them send as friend. can't claim the money back ### END.
### Comment: Have you seen my WSB magic? I made a SPY SPY SPY DOWN DOWN DOWN post on WSB when it was 273, shit dropped to fucking 269within 3 hours of trading time, sht got removed too cuz i manipulated the market fam, got banned from this sub and got unbanned for calling a (EDIT:$3) SPY drop badiiiishka ### REPLY: Nice call bro! ### END.
### Comment: You mean praying or you got actual DD? ### REPLY: Why not both? Tell me this [daily chart](https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=spy) doesn't look beautiful. Could possibly see 285.00+ on Monday. ### END.
### Comment: I love Macallan, I enjoy the double cask on a nightly basis, save Yamazaki 12 year for the weekend and 25 year for the special occasions ### REPLY: I actually thought yamazaki 12 was pretty bad but the 18 is amazing. If only it could be found for less than $500 a bottle. ### END.
### Comment: Most of this sub doesn't make enough to have write offs beyond the standard deduction anyway. ### REPLY: Good thing it doesn't matter and capital losses aren't in Sch A. ### END.
### Comment: Sup ### REPLY: Position? ### END.
### Comment: I fucc wit dis dd ### REPLY: Yeah, OP didnt overthink it and threw some pocket change at a theory. GG OP ### END.
### Comment: No You didn’t .. ### REPLY: But a guy I know... ### END.
### Comment: Because he’s like the 100th person trying to get them FB put gains. Ignoring price action and just focusing on emulating the big gains posts. ### REPLY: But he bought $200 FB calls though...that expire today. I'd really like to know what was going through his mind when he woke up today and said FB is going to up at least $25 by close. Don't get me wrong, I have FB calls too, but they expire a couple of months out and have plenty of time to climb back up. ### END.
### Comment: How profitable is it to do this? After getting nuked by pandora, I'm tempted to sell contracts instead of buy. ### REPLY: Pretty good actually. I sold a Sept put ATM for 95 cents ### END.
### Comment: R u joking? Why would he be. ### REPLY: Go look at his page ### END.
### Comment: $120's for 9/21 is a pretty smart play - I think it'll be around $125 then ### REPLY: 108 puts here ### END.
### Comment: Stonk goes up, stonk goes down, I don’t understand that shit, I just guess. ### REPLY: My man ### END.
### Comment: Fuck MU, says a US$60 Stock holder. ### REPLY: As a $53 holder, I'm saying the same thing. ### END.
### Comment: Don't fear. Once we start creeping back towards $64 everyone will buy back in near ATH and get the hype back up. Buy high, sell low. ### REPLY: Lol. How about getting to 54 first. ### END.
### Comment: That weak outlook though. ### REPLY: How is the outlook weak? New COD, new WoW xpac, new Hearthstone xpac, massive growth in esports with OWL, finnessed the IRS for lower taxes. I'm seriously wondering how you interpreted the outlook as poor. ### END.
### Comment: No no you got this wrong, we get crucified by $SNAP ### REPLY: After watching Elon rape shorts raw, I am pass on this dumpsterfire ### END.
### Comment: In my experience, the people that have experienced failure are the people that have the most experience to impart. The people that succeeded can attribute it to any number of things without knowing which one was the most critical factor. But failure invites retrospection, which then becomes knowledge. ### REPLY: Gay ### END.
### Comment: Called his phone, its busy. ### REPLY: Wonder why ### END.
### Comment: wow you guys are gay ### REPLY: If it quacks ... ### END.
### Comment: Teach him about the ways of the FD :) ### REPLY: Dads already have FD’s ... ### END.
### Comment: Also the technology victory. ### REPLY: Big strong American alpha dick ### END.
### Comment: he would only have 100k because no margin on options. We’re still talking like a million dollars if it was FD and about 600k if it was a semi-long call. Long call 400k ### REPLY: You can margin long options with Portfolio and SPAN margining systems Anybody on Reg-T is getting cucked ### END.
### Comment: 21 ### REPLY: Dang that’s odd. I’m 23 and lived on a college campus. It’s what everyone used to buy and sell stuff. ### END.
### Comment: Their new product had FDA approval, stock price rose, sell the news, then it went down. This quarter should show new profits. ### REPLY: did they start sales though? ### END.
### Comment: Can we push pause for a sec - I saw a tim and eric 'purple boys' ad on the front of that video. WTF, how much is this costing them for joke ads? If they burn as much money as musk we've got a runner on our hands, boys. What's the ticker? ### REPLY: YouTube ads are very cheap. ### END.
### Comment: [https://outline.com/wsj.com/articles/china-is-losing-the-trade-war-with-trump-1532729725](https://outline.com/wsj.com/articles/china-is-losing-the-trade-war-with-trump-1532729725) ### REPLY: Can you get all WSJ free like this? ### END.
### Comment: My $20 calls are expiring today worthless, su bae giveth, su bae taketh away. ### REPLY: > Buying $20 FDs near 10yr highs I don't think SuBae took your common sense bro... ### END.
### Comment: The fire is over. Now it’s just a dumpster with ash in it that they can put new garbage into and start the cycle over again ### REPLY: Pump and dump ### END.
### Comment: Hah yeah same. Figured if that dude is gonna take the time to write all of that out, shit I'll throw a few hundred on it ### REPLY: I did a $5 8/17 call. Seemed like the best value ### END.
### Comment: next time have them send as friend. can't claim the money back ### REPLY: It was the one and only time and their isn’t gonna be a next time I’m banned. But thanks for the advice anyway. Oh this is wsb so aug 17 ma 197.5 calls pricey but I think almost impossible to not profit off of. A similar visa play would probably be cheaper ,but I find higher volatility with V then ma. ### END.
### Comment: it's nothing they said, just incredible earnings and crushed guidance ### REPLY: Dat razor/razor blade model. So hot right now ### END.
### Comment: Could you give a run down for a handicapable investor with 7k to blow and a day trade margin call in about 3 hours? ### REPLY: Everyone on wsb says SNAP is going down after ER. Buy calls. ### END.
### Comment: Did you make any $$$ on the TUR play? ### REPLY: ugg i wish, i put an order in but wasn't getting filled and didn't wanna lower my limit any more. wide bid-ask spreads and not a lot of volume. and of course the next day it dropped like 5-6% ### END.
### Comment: Call based on technicals. As I said, I usually don’t fuck with meme stocks because they often defy technicals and are thus a bit unpredictable. If I was to play TWTR, however, I would look at calls ### REPLY: What you seeing technically? Channel broken, still got some healing to do.. no? ### END.
### Comment: yes, cars ### REPLY: and businesses. ### END.
### Comment: You know what to do. Load the boat with puts and write naked calls all day like William Shakespeare ### REPLY: Write expensive deep ITM calls you have solid DD it surely will work ### END.
### Comment: Yeah and probably for pennies in October! ### REPLY: Savage ### END.
### Comment: Should have taken pictures too. ### REPLY: Dude he said 16 ### END.
### Comment: 8/17 $80s. A 40% gain is not too hard to hit, depending on the delta you could see that in a couple hours ### REPLY: Yikes, good luck man. The theta burn is gonna be heavy. ### END.
### Comment: True, i was amazed it shot up like i did but a profit’s a profit :) ### REPLY: Did you also sell due to the same thought process i had? ### END.
### Comment: There should be a pop coming up in the next week or two but I doubt the move would be significant enough to put you in the greens ### REPLY: I averaged down my price. By my calculations, it would need to hit 33.50 in order to break even ### END.
### Comment: but, are you broke right now? ### REPLY: If the dude's playing AMZN contracts, he's probably not poor. ### END.
### Comment: 200 8/10 ### REPLY: I picked up a 200 8/10 in the morning and it’s already up 90%. Id have bought more but I’m still clinching from losing 5k on twitter last week ### END.
### Comment: High IQ ### REPLY: IQ CRUSH! ### END.
### Comment: This is good for Tesla. ### REPLY: It sure was, wasn't it ### END.
### Comment: I'll be nice because I saw your Apple losses. I will do them for free. Easy when there's no gains to calculate. ### REPLY: It’s not a loss until I sell or they expire. Unfortunately, I won’t find a buyer and they’ll expire OTM. ### END.
### Comment: Limit order for 30 shares of ARLO at $20/share triggered, up 13%. ### REPLY: Love to see it. ### END.
### Comment: Haha ### REPLY: Wow ### END.
### Comment: how much does a cardboard box go for these days? ### REPLY: 3 shrute bucks and 2 Stanley nickels ### END.
### Comment: I don't know why people are missunderstanding my comment so much. I'm talking about ETFs like spy and dia. Why wouldnt it be a better idea to put your money in these rather than give it to an investor? I'm genuinely curious. ### REPLY: SPY has an expense ratio you fucking idiot. ### END.
### Comment: You might be in the wrong sub... no one exercises their options here.. we just trade the premiums. ### REPLY: Exercising options is late game. ### END.
### Comment: 5/7 is not perfect but alright ### REPLY: Yes it is wat r u talkng bout ### END.
### Comment: not a bad idea on paper, but who knows ### REPLY: Gonna find out one way or another, I'll make a new post early next week. ### END.
### Comment: Lol I know what the s&p 500 is. There are s p 500 ETFs that don't make you pay to put money into, am I wrong? Like why not just invest in dia or spy rather than pay someone to basically just do that. ### REPLY: Spy has an expense ratio ### END.
### Comment: yes you are though. etfs are companies too, they take money out too. they take a fee but it’s just behind the scenes so you don’t see it. the fact that they take money out is why they have to use leverage and other shit to try and replicate the movement of the market. ### REPLY: The expense ratio of spy is .09%. which is nowhere close to 3%. The avg actively managed fund is .5 to 1%. Which is nowhere close to .09%. sure, you pay for the pleasure. But it's nowhere close to the cost of an actively traded fund or an investment manager or something which probably couldn't even stand up to the earnings of spy. ### END.
### Comment: That's half their content anyway haha ### REPLY: Well, low hanging fruit and all ### END.
### Comment: I’m pretty sure he is. You could legit put an exact model of zuccerberg into a video game and people would be mad about how unrealistic he looks. ### REPLY: I'm fact I'm pretty sure he was inspiration for the latest mass effect game ### END.
### Comment: but in conservatorship their revenue and earnings mean less than nothing. The stock price reflects the percentage chance of the company emerging from c-ship without being fully diluted, any TA is bullshit noise in the meantime ### REPLY: Pretty much. Their eps is basically 0 since the govt steals it ### END.
### Comment: Super bae will fist your asshole if she reads this... ### REPLY: ooh baby ### END.
### Comment: As a plebian, why does no one shut up about MU? What is so special about it. ### REPLY: It's just a meme stock ### END.
### Comment: Are you the dude with the scallop boat? ### REPLY: No ### END.
### Comment: A (generally) cheap call or put with a near expiration date. They are riskier and cheaper than options with later expiration dates so they're pretty popular around here lol ### REPLY: Thank you for the explanation. Is it also an initialism? ### END.
### Comment: Better volume in WB. ### REPLY: what's your timeframe on WB? ### END.
### Comment: After making insane gains the last two quarters because of AAPL, I’ve learned to never to bet against Apple during earnings. Why bud? ### REPLY: Never bet against Buffet ### END.
### Comment: I’m doing a similar thing, $50 with a goal on getting to $1k by Christmas. ### REPLY: Christmas??? Madman! I can't put a time limit on it xp ### END.
### Comment: Definitely tendies available. Apple made sure of it. ### REPLY: I think they doubled consensus estimates — how high is this ship going? ### END.
### Comment: Selling a call spread/'bear spread with calls'/credit spread with calls. Idea is that you hope both options expire worthless - you only buy the higher strike call to limit your losses in the event that you're wrong. You can expand the max profit *a bit* by picking a higher strike for the purchased call, but it would expand your max loss considerably more. ### REPLY: You make out better doing this rather than by buying a put? If I understand correctly, your profit is limited with this to the premium you collect by selling the call, whereas if you bought a put and the price movement is correct your profits are limitless (til the stock hits $0 anyway). ### END.
### Comment: Hes alive and well in canada ### REPLY: is.... it you? ### END.
### Comment: Not only on stock but add porn and im up to 500 gigs/ month ### REPLY: I assume you're talking about more than just your phone? That works out to like 1.5mbps 24hrs a day, which is crazy. ### END.
### Comment: No, it’s not illegal... they vest after a certain period and you can do what you want with them once vested. ### REPLY: Check your insider trading policy ### END.
### Comment: If you buy options on leveraged ETFs you’re even more retarded than you think you are, since you can get the exact same leverage on your own without contango and other nonsense. ### REPLY: But then it wouldn't be a complex financial instrument, that most people won't understand when I talk about it. They will think I'm rich because I'm smart. ### END.
### Comment: Middle class fancy 😂 luv it. Does that mean coach is poverty fancy? ### REPLY: Coach is for ghetto women ### END.