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aw dudesss i just ate these candy things that made ur mouth pop or whatever. ahhh fking awesome
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@BigMrEasyMoney Gotta love ebay! I sell collectibles
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@poshpantspaddy neither can I
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@Leehfh they probably watch you and duane too much.. oh! hahaha i went there hahhahahahah kiddddddddding!
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Xbox broke. out of warranty.
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http://bit.ly/SENia ok, now, if i'm going to be on facebook I need to look cool... I have NO friends right now who will help me?
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@grantabulous Have fun!
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my picks for #ff @Timmy_Sabre for telling me what it is @Day2DayPA for her support and @mediahunter for making me laugh today. Nite all
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my laptop charger broke.. so i had to use the sterio lolz im gonna listen to jonas brothers again i love you guys sooooo much woohoo xxxx
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SERENA WILKIE i heart you
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Oops! Rectification: The exact score was 6-2... a whole lot different
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I have started the Crestview News Bulletin on Twitter (through Twitterfeed)! Follow them at @CrestviewNB
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I never noticed how big my eyes were before O.o BGT final yay If susan boyle wins i think i may kill myself. she looks like a badger.
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Just broke the news to the rents that I wanna get a tattoo
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@josephaoliva That makes me mad. I might have to downgrade.
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@HotScotSam I never tried TweetDeck, but Tweetie is pretty swanky.
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when things are crappy, it's amazing how grape kool aid can sometimes make it all better
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@mrdtweet i wasn't gonna say anythin, but since u pointed it out ..yep
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Just hopped out of the shower. Feeling great, headed home for pool, sun, family, cookout
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has the cracking voice of a pre-pubescent boy
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ohhhhh shit! jacky's at transformers
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Walked out of Transformers last night. Seriously, dont waste your time. Such a disappointment. I loved the first one.
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@Viaddz "i love my horny followers more please". i havnt gotten anymore
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@MarieLuv I don't think your beautiful.........I think your beyond it
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i got a Fred key chain Judy would be SOOOOOO jealous:3
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Oh well suppose I'd better do some work. Should be quiet today though. So might get some tweeting time squeezed in.
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Totally whacked THE FUCK out of my arm today. The door handle to the porch ate my arm. Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.
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ahh how sad! John & kate no more!
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@Anime81 bahahaha just drunkei but good.
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@Pink we miss you here in Austria
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@aidandisney
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Shitty night. Dad has yet to come home and the best friend leaves tomorrow ima go try to get some rest now.
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I'm just not as free as I want to be. http://plurk.com/p/xmny1
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Oh my god Sea Fm are playing Nikki Webster... time to turn better music on Short Stack!!
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@ellie_bites I bought the wrong DLSR too. Olympus don't have a F1.4 lens
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wish I could go to the states tonight.. its a missing part right now
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Sadddd. My earbud just broke.
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@chefashbabe I know, I'm ridiculous
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I think I may need to leave sooner than I thought... I don't know how much more of this I can take.
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Has just woken up!!! But I'm tired
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@TheDanthrax Please remember me when you're famous.
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@Cherye101 aww honey I'm sorry, I know what that feels like I sometimes stay in bed the entire day for those reasons! hope u feel better!
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@PerezHilton YES SO HAPPY CAUSE OF IT
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@MishGoddess hey...congrats!! glad it seems to be working out for you and that you have your smile back
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about to get on the plane to go back home
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could've gone to Arizona
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@Odontiriginal glad your wife enjoyed my eMarketing seminar, sorry to have made more work for you No pain No gain!
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I wish something could have happened. por queeee?!?!
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We are back. Another good session at PACE. Now for the phone call bonanza....
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Just got out of work...ready to do something fun tonight but idkk what yet!
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having toast for breakfast before heading to work. ily vegemite!
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UP was awesome! Everyone should go see it. But the stupid theatre didn't show the Pixar short film.
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@NataschaArtworx sounds good to me
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@DDsD that has been covered in a weeds episode
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wants my phone backkk
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listening to radio 1 instead of doing revision,
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still waiting for an idea for a new song!but it´s like my head doesn´t want to have an idea
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@saynerd01 @ericajo42 GRR! my stupid meebo is disconnecting me every 5 seconds
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Hey !!! , this is a mileycyrus supporter and NOT mileycyrus herself , for mileycyrus go to www.twitter.com/mileycyrus x
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going to make strawberry jelly!
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Omg massive head rush almost feel over when i was waking before. Damn you anemia!
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has had one of the best weeks in recent memory. oh, and the hangover was pretty hilarious too
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Ten Second Epic- Welcome To Wherever You Are.....Awesome Song http://bit.ly/wL6Lz
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this is retarded, no boy os worth... going to bed calm and happy!!!
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@smackthis c u soon baby!
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@clarisseee its for followfriday! hahaha its like when you recomend your fav tweets people im awesome how are you!
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It's pretty sad when the life of a common housefly is more important than that of an unborn baby
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@xolp that's a bit poo isn't it SCHOOL is shit as, mock exams all this week, but it's the real maths tomorrow YAAAAY. i'm going to fail.
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right now i'm watching Twister to get my mind off of feeling bad. Reminds me of back home Oh, Manhattan, KS how much i miss you
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Catch me if you can....
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i saw UP last week, and i was crying the whole movie
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HELLO EVERYBODY!
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Wondering why the update site feature for Notes clients isn't configured via policies
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Eminem We Made You is GAWBAGE[/Rosci] ! Imma cop Asher Roth's album instead fuck em on his "ass like that " flow
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only english exam today so i'll be back around 10. probably sleeping then? then when i wake up...studying for my friday exams.
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Today is Monday and I'm working!!
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@savageface i miss you too i cant believe we've been home for two weekends already!
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is goin to Six Flags over here all day
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@careohleenah aw. lunch when u get back! Hope u had a good time!
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thinks her interview went very welll
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god damn it everyone i care about seems to be leaving me behiind am 16 and goin to be all alone apart frm the bf
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Still recovering from my cold
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Tailgating Kenny Chesney all day, then somewhere for the Pens game!! Text me! LETS GO PENS!!! <3
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@nocturnalie Oh! Oh! Oh! Memory loss!McKay #sga
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@joehateshisex haha! do it at home
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@CocoLillian conditioner is much less soapy so you need to use MUCH more of it which is a pain
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On my way to Pachuqueeee!!! Vamos Pumas!!
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@Rex7 Hey Rex, why isn't SLU Law on that list?
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@donniewahlberg I was in the ER all night with kidney stone wish it would go away.I sure could use a TWUG today!
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@LarryBerezin Hey Larry, great to hear from you my new friend Thanks for reaching out... t
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@ GB last Thurs with mi amigas. Definitely missin three more http://twitpic.com/6dnh6
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@sassyele yay! done that yest too! ouch! put fact 20 on for sun, obv not enough must get better stuff today! ;)
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i love the summer and family guy it makes me laughy....
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@AmelieBC just one, right now, she's 5. We have been working on a second
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as much as i wanna eat this ham sandwhich, i cant because i think its bad
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@jakeyoh Do they do a can with just the JD?
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@headphones4two Hahaha, I currently have a farmers tan too!
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@HellorHighGuy Thanks for the follow. Really enjoyed your Watermelon Wheat! Need more of your stuff in the beer stores here (Boston)!
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It's raining outside... Brrrr... Need to go out, but.. I don't want to...
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@hiramring Asheville! It's the newest #monkeywhale outpost There's a slew of great venues here, lemme know if you'd like more info
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