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@tdizzzzzzzle Thomassssssss!
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You dont even wanna know what im doin rightnow lawlz. drink drank drunkgirlsnightsuccess+afewboys.
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@flowasone i don't think i will be going out for 3 days straight, but ill definitely be out on friday and most probably thursday
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R.I.P Mike tyson 4 yrs old daughter, died today. after her neck got caught in a treadmill cord
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Jay Leno's last show
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@ElizaPatricia congrats on season 2 of Dollhouse! Woot
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Trying to stay positive for criminal law exam this morning. Hope it goes ok - lovely weather anyway
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Why it is so hard to buy an 8ft blind
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i feel upset i know exactly the reason behind my sadness.. but i'm just too afraid to acknowledge the truth-that he is the reason why
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@fuckimtwitting hahaa funny! well tell your friends http://bit.ly/fP04b i needa passport actually, I gotta get on it-thats what she said
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@jayest Oh no! Hope it's not what I have had.
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@inkfreeak Hopefully the weather is nice. Maybe check out the beach. I'm out in LA. It's been foggy lately
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@EdwardLawrence I would be if I was there. I want to run a half marathon this year, but don't have anyone to train with
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@AmandaAbbott You going out tonight?
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i'm out.. tomorrow training.. so no tweeting
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i am losing my English speaking tweeps
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@imglossytc a little lol @mimiwinfrey thanks mimi!!!!
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I have so much to do this weekend my head's going to fall off! What a crappy week to have your birthday
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Get your license so you can come visit meee!!
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@hlehman nope an Microsoft excel 2007 workbook. enabling the share feature does not allow me to change the design or move cells...
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listen 2 sum music
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http://twitpic.com/6imzo - 1. Of what is bugging me today... crappy weather today
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@heykim I'm not sure, I think I sprained it somehow... I went 2 this chiro/physio place and I have to go 10x for treatment. Ugh.
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why would you agree to go to the beach in the first place if you knew you were going to a sleepover with aubrey? i really wanted u to go
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@fionamccarthy Thanx hun
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@CreativeStu ohh yeah!! You will spoil the crap out of em!!
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@Teario - It will never...NEVER get old
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what am i doin.......well my phones being retarted and im bored for the rest of the half term
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leaving the game. they lost.
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Watching me some Firefly.
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Ethiopians: We have the Ark of the Covenant. Indiana Jones: - http://tinyurl.com/njql49
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@PlezurE Love and me dont seem to go together either..
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@NYBabe loooooved the blog, what a dipshit, how do you find them!! Lunch and sun were lovely, sorry not so sunny there
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@CassieEsbaugh Why good morning Rye Bread What are you up to today?
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3/24 down. ugh. I've got a loooong way to go, kids.
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very pissed already.
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getting my haircut after i finish work tomorrow afternoon I'll have to look for some hair dye while I'm at work too.
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@LeadToday : I highly recommends you join www.m2e.asia You can earn money from free shareholder by dividends. Even you do NOTHING!
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@happybirdy I wrote the tweet as the first yell came from Mrs. Morris, then pressed enter as the second yell came. We sorted it out
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@reshadat LOL! @awaisnaseer treated me with a very yummy pulao and chicken roast when I was with him a day before
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@Cbird54 Not today. Sorry
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@mattcutts Just made the internets a little sadder today: http://bit.ly/QMg85 Time to turn off comments on your blogs.
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Can't do my homework...
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another gorgeous day here in Pau...will be home this time in 2 weeks though, such a depressing thought!
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To all the gorgeous moms out there, Happy Mom's Daaay!
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gotta sign off for the night. need to sleep. Texas awaits us! @ddublover mom made the reservation btw. it's really happening!
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@faerieimp ur bb can wifi? Mine can't... Keep updating then!
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I'm sad...! I wish I could forget you...! And start over new...!
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@deirdreFTW I'm not watching H.M.. I think our ship has sunk....and the characters have gone OOC especially the ones that got together...
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Off to see if we can find homes for any cats & dogs today. www.coppellhumanesociety.com if anyone wants to donate time for web design
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Is on his way to the Capitol summer ball!!!
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in a funk...not happy. don't know why.
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Xbox or Playstation 3 that is the question? Cuz my LCD is lonely xoxo
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@davesan Yeah, you're probabaly right. I think I will.
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butterfly died
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@_peanut_ That is absolutely hilarious. (And no, I'm not making fun of you. Well, not really)
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Chien-Ming Wang is getting shelled again. I think I should stop watching the Yankees.
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Are u missing ur frnds ? Hear to "Manasellaam " From Kulir100 Degree movie. Its amazing !!! Nanbargale - Miss u guys !!!
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@cianjg Its not a laughing matter!!! Im only mourning his death now.
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@IMEDUCATEDNSEXI lol you and I both! Ish keeps me up all night
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@aussiecynic at home, still what time is it there?
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@evefairbanks My sympathies about your computer.
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Thank you to everyone for your well wishes. A friend surprised me and loaned me enough for the repair. I should be back on track soon.
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@Nadia1977 hey Chick, doesn't look like I can do the Schweiz when you're there, sorry...too much happening and no money
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@jeff_gluck exactly...there's plenty of possibilities that could make it exciting today, maybe that'll work out for us
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According to forecast, there will be one sunny day in the next week
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@eclecticbeautyy lol
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Loving the Fox's biscuits panda ad. "... Bisquits"! Just makes me laugh.
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@dannyatticus Mmm, well drop me a text and if it's cool to talk I'll let you know
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Home finally! So so sleepy! Work in the a.m.
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@danielle12j1 i cant.. havnt got it no more!!
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For my 5000th tweet I was gonna fly in wearing a thong & angel's costume and sit on Eminem's face, but then that KNOB Brüno stole my idea
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@Rancour Luke! Follow me!
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@PDAonline 11 yr old girls are pretty easy to please... they don't need college... tweet her back and you'll make her YEAR!
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@reprice The fruit smoothie was DELICIOUS! It was peach!. The whiplash hurt AND I see White Sands on my way to El Paso. Totally related!
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@DianaRusso Kuranda has link on main page now.lol
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@ BK with fir & zurah waiting for hilmi to marchhhhhh out.
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The main router in my home which connects to the internet has failed. - Disconnected from the Home Network & Home Server.
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@leezl good luck!we have to have a quick drink before you go!
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i have found in the past hour that i have a new love of shane dawson videos yay!shane dawson is amazing!lol
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@hot30 did u hear about their (JB) webcast on facebook, i wont be able to watch it because i will be at school
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loves shots, and talking to drunk people.
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@jenzo311 awesome...I'm going to see UP tonight....hahah Jen, I first read VAG when i saw your tweet
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AAAAND tomorrow morning, 9-11AM, Mandarin lesson. And I feel SOOO prepared this week!
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Fell in love with Cali all over again! Done with school in August...trying to start back up in October at FIDM. Wish me luck!
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@shivf1 Dai shiva.. we have three pending i-Projects
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@DebbieFletcher Oh!! Sometimes the page doesn't work!!! I guess it's because there's a lot of people on it!!! :~
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@KamMartinez I hope it's good! I've heard a lot of negative reviews in terms of its gender and race issues.
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@emilyemond hmm.. i wonder how mario is doing. aww poor guy. i love love love him! he's fearless
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yummy rb vi@by_starla ~ can't get enough of this, love it. The furballs are doing great. Hope you are too ? http://blip.fm/~5iyd3
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i. hate. waking. up. EARLY. i swear, i'm about to rip off someone's head. hahahaha. save me please
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@kcnitt point ... enuf trouble wid matkas.. now new creatures..
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@aweekes what's up with your iPhone? Maybe you can beat some info out of them about the rumoured next iPhone?
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@milestorres I try to minimise it, but fortunately I'm in a job that necessitates being on Twitter from time to time
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@osujc hahah... not cool. you better clean! It is pretty sweet that you got your favorite bus after the first one died on you!
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i cant get "Run" by George out of my head. "Baby run,....i need you in a rush....baby run" SOooooooooo good
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IM wakey wakey wakey wakey got steak for lunch and cock with eyes lol.Yay its SONDAY SONDAY SONDAY and tomorrow is shit day
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It is too early for me to be alive right now. nervvvvvv.
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@Billyraycyrus I definitely think you and Miley should come to the UK ;)... Pretty pleaseeee?
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