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jessica : we 're home , jamie ! yay ! [ jessica sighs ] jessica : now , just as soon as your daddy gets home , everything will be perfect . hi . oh , i did n't -- i did n't know you were here . tico : yeah , i did n't hear you come in . jessica : yeah . tico : and who might this be ? jessica : well , this is antonio 's daughter . tico : oh . jessica : jamie , meet your new cousin , tico . tico : well , i 'd better get dressed for a proper introduction . jessica : yeah . tico , you 're bleeding . come here , in the light . carlotta : jessica ! jessica : carlotta ? hi . tico : carlotta ? then you must be my aunt . am i right ? jessica : yeah . carlotta : your aunt ? tico : i 'm your nephew , augustico . carlotta : augustico ? manny 's son ? tico : si . jessica : carlotta -- bo : here you go , detective . ca n't wait to see you wearing that again . welcome back , antonio . antonio : thank you , sir . no one 's happier about being back than i am . being on the other side was n't for me . [ bo chuckles ] bo : yeah , but you were a great help breaking up that santi organization . and you brought el toro 's son back with you ? antonio : tico . apparently , he grew up in spain . he says he did n't know who his father was until about a year ago . bo : and you 're ok with that ? antonio : not really . jess told me you 're testing his d.n.a . bo : mcbain put a rush on it . antonio : good . good -- i know it 's a formality . he probably is who he says he is . the question is , what does that mean ? bo : we 'll know soon enough . antonio : yeah . bo : hi , kev . did spending a night in jail give you some time to think ? kevin : yeah , about how i 'm going to get my life back . [ phone rings ] blair : hello ? kelly : hey , blair , it 's kelly . can i talk to todd ? blair : no . kelly : blair , this is about ace 's kidnapping . i 've got to go to the police station ; make a statement . i need him to go with me . blair : what margaret cochran did was horrible . she took jack for a while , so i know what you 're going through , but todd -- he ca n't help you now . kelly : just put him on the phone . blair : well , you see , i ca n't do that , because he 's out with his children -- his real children . kelly : yeah , well , everybody thinks that he 's ace 's father , too . blair : but he 's not , so back off , or i 'm going to tell everyone that ace is n't yours , either -- including the judge at your divorce trial . dorian : kelly -- kelly : oh , my god -- oh , my god ! dorian : kelly , honey , what is it ? kelly : blair 's going to have ace taken away from me . dorian : what would make you think that ? kelly : because i just talked to her on the phone , and she threatened me ! i wanted to talk to todd , and she flipped out and hung up the phone ! dorian : well , in a way , that 's understandable . after all , she does believe that her beloved rapist husband is ace 's father . kelly : no , no , she does n't . she knows that he 's not ace 's father . and she also knows that i 'm not his biological mother . todd told her everything , and now she 's threatening to tell everyone everything . dorian : she actually said that ? kelly : she hates me , dorian ! she 's crazy with hate ! dorian : honey , please , just calm down , will you ? kelly : no , i ca n't do that . i ca n't lose my baby . i ca n't lose my baby . i 'm not going to let her take him away from me . i 'm not going to let that happen ! dorian , you do n't understand . if i lost ace , i would die ! i would die ! dorian : now , you trust me on this . i am not going to let blair hurt you . kelly : how are you going to stop her ? dorian : your cousin needs to be reminded that we cramer women do not turn on each other . we stand together , or else . singer : hey , hey , hey love 's strange adriana : antonio ! antonio : hey , adriana . you 're back . adriana : yeah . antonio : are you ok ? adriana : yeah , i 'm fine . antonio : yeah ? adriana : i mean , i was scared to death when that man grabbed me , but the sisters at my old school took really good care of me . antonio : good . well , i 'm glad you 're home and safe . i 'm sure that my mom and dorian will be , too . the san juan cops -- they treated you well ? adriana : they would n't let me out of their sight . i have a question to ask you . antonio : what 's that ? adriana : do i have a brother ? antonio : what gave you that idea ? adriana : sergeant ortiz flew back with me . is it true ? antonio : here . have a seat . antonio : yes . yes , it 's true . you have a half brother . his name 's tico . adriana : have you met him ? antonio : at a hospital in puerto rico . he was held hostage by the santi organization , but he 's going to be all right . adriana : what 's he like ? antonio : he 's very nice . i think you 'll like him . adriana : what -- you mean , i 'm going to meet him ? he 's in llanview ? antonio : he 's -- he spent the night at my place . but listen , adriana -- adriana : no -- oh , my gosh ! i ca n't wait to meet him ! can we go over there right now ? antonio : do n't you think you should call dorian first ? she missed you . adriana : yeah , of course . i 've missed her , too . we 've gotten to be really close . i ca n't wait to see her and tell her about my brother . antonio : good . bo : must be a relief to have adriana back , huh ? antonio : yeah . yeah , i just wish she had n't found out about her brother yet . i was hoping that i could make sure that he is who he says he is , you know ? i -- i do n't know why i took him in so fast . i -- i think i made a mistake . bo : it 's not that long ago that you lost your brother ; leaves a big hole in your family . antonio : what , you think that i 'm trying to replace cristian with him ? bo : no , no . you 'd never do that , but when something like that happens , people tend to reach out to family . carlotta : does adriana know that she has a brother ? jessica : antonio thought it would be best to keep it from her for just a little while . carlotta : how did he ever find tico ? dios mio . jessica : actually , i found him . when i found the old santi vault , he was chained up inside . carlotta : what ? jessica : people from the santi family thought that tico would know where your brother had hid his money , and -- carlotta : but i do n't understand . antonio said that the santi organization had fallen apart . jessica : oh -- oh , it is , and it 's because of antonio . carlotta : but then , what does he have to protect tico from ? tico : tia carlotta , i 'm sorry about the way we met . carlotta : oh , no , no , no , no . no te preocupes . jessica : here . why do n't you sit ? carlotta : i 'm sorry . it 's just that when i first saw you , i was so shocked . it was like i was seeing a ghost . you look so much like your father when he was young ; when he was really still my brother . tico : well , i never knew him , and i did n't even know he was el toro santi until they told me who my father was . and it was through jessica back in the hospital in puerto rico that i learned i also had an aunt who had rejected my father . carlotta : no . i did not reject my brother . i rejected the evil in him -- the evil things that he did . he almost broke up aaron 's heart . tico : yeah , you do n't need to explain . it 's ok . but did you know about me ? carlotta : not too much . only that when you were very young , and that you went to live in europe . and now that your father 's enemies kidnapped you and they tortured you and did terrible things to you . [ tico sighs ] carlotta : are you all right ? tico : yes , yes . it 's just that now that i know who he is -- i mean , was -- my life will never be the same again . carlotta : no . you go back to where you 're from . when you go back home , you may be able to recapture your life . you live in spain , verdad ? tico : si , pero , i 'm thinking of staying here for a while , in llanview . carlotta : no . you ca n't stay here . i do n't mean to say that i do n't want you living here in llanview , but -- tico : yeah , but you do n't . i understand . you 've been afraid all this time that the santi organization could hurt your family . and you 've already suffered so much . jessica : uh -- i told tico about cristian . tico : yeah . i wish i could have known him . carlotta : my son was a wonderful man and a good son , much like your father was as a boy . tico : yeah . well , maybe my father still had some of that good in him , sending me away as he did . carlotta : but somehow , you could n't extricate yourself completely , and it eventually came and found you and hurt you . tico : yes . but strangely enough , it 's what brought me to my new family . jessica tells me that you helped her find the vault . jessica : when i called you and asked for the combination on the back of the brooch . carlotta : but i thought giving you the combination was to save antonio 's life . jessica : it -- it was . i thought that it was antonio locked in the vault , but it was tico . tico : yeah . jessica saved my life , and so did you . carlotta : well , for that , i 'm very grateful . i was n't able to help save my own son . antonio : hey , maim . carlotta : adriana ! adriana : hi . carlotta : oh , i was so worried about you ! until antonio told me that you were safe with the sisters . preciosa ! antonio : what are you doing here , maim ? carlotta : well , i came over to see jamie , but she was sleeping . and then i found -- antonio : i was going to introduce you two tonight . carlotta : adriana , i want to introduce you to your half brother , augustico . tico : call me tico . adriana , you have no idea what it means to me to finally meet you . adriana : me , too . tico : you know ; they were right . you 're very beautiful . adriana : i 'd love for you to meet my mother , dorian lord . tico : she must be a very different person than you are . adriana : why do you say that ? tico : what kind of a woman would marry a vicious man like our father ? blair : oh . well , hi , dorian . dorian : hello , blair . blair : i was n't expecting you to stop by , so -- actually , i 'm on my way out . dorian : oh , come on . surely you can spare a few minutes for me . after all , we have n't seen each other since i got back from puerto rico . blair : oh . without the santi millions , i hear . dorian : that remains to be seen . i have n't really had a chance to talk to david about that yet . blair : what ? you -- you think he found it and did n't tell you ? well , you two do n't trust each other . that 's too bad . dorian : ah . not like you and todd do . blair : yes , we do . ok -- do n't close the door , dorian . i just told you that i was on my way out . i 'm going to have a picnic with my family . todd and the -- dorian : it can wait . blair : no , it ca n't . dorian : blair -- blair : what ? dorian : why are you threatening kelly ? blair : is that what she 's telling you ? dorian : are you going to deny that you 're threatening to tell the secret about her baby , unless she does what you say ? blair : come on ! she 's lying that ace is todd 's son ! and he 's not , dorian ! anyway , what business is it of yours , anyway ? dorian : because i 'm the one who told her to go through with it . blair : what ? dorian : yes ! i 'm the one who told her not to deny that todd is the father . blair : why ? why in the hell would you do that ? oh , i know why you would do it . because you obviously have always hated kevin and kelly together , and i know that you hate me being with todd ! so this way , you get to kill two marriages with one stone , right ? bo : well , you paid your fine and signed up for driver 's ed , so you 're free to go , kev . you know , getting drunk is not the way to handle things . and revenge is n't , either . kevin : thanks for the advice . antonio : you sure you 're going to be ok with tico here ? carlotta : yeah . i was n't sure at first , but now that i 've met him -- you know , we 've had so many losses in our family between your father and your brother . he seems like a good man , do n't you think ? antonio : i 'm going to find out more -- make sure his story checks out . carlotta : yeah , well , our family could use a couple more good men . and i 'm so glad that you 're one of them . antonio : well , going undercover was just to get inside the santi organization , and to make sure our family was safe . carlotta : and are we safe , antonio ? antonio : i would n't worry about tico , maim . um -- he may just be exactly what he seems to be . carlotta : well , bring him over for dinner . he looks like he could use a home- cooked meal . que flaco . antonio : come on , i 'll walk you to a cab . adriana : did you ever meet our father ? tico : no . adriana : do you ever wonder about him ? tico : no . and you should n't , either . but you know what ? let 's not talk about him ; let 's talk about you , ok ? i 'm sure you have , what , four , five boyfriends lined up ? adriana : oh ! yeah . just one , and i have n't seen him since i 've been gone . a whole week . tico : wow , a whole week ? adriana : yeah . tico : well , he must be someone very special to put a smile like that on your face . adriana : oh , he is . his name is river , and he 's the most incredible boy i have ever known . [ music plays ] river : look , i 'm really sorry . i came down here to be alone , and -- i 'm just going to go to the other side , if that 's ok . shannon : no , you 're not . not till i get some sunscreen on you . i ca n't have you blaming me for looking like a lobster , too . river : uh -- ok . shannon : just sit right here . so , how are things with you and adriana ? what 's going on ? river : nothing . nothing 's going on . shannon : you have n't seen her ? river : no , i have n't . shannon : that sucks . i 'm not cutting her down ; i 'm just telling you how it is . river : yeah , you may be right . it 's just that when i first met that girl , i thought that we would be together forever . after all the stuff we 've been through , you know , fighting everybody who tried to keep us apart , i thought it would last -- shannon : maybe that 's what you needed . river : needed what ? shannon : something to make it interesting between the two of you . river : no , i do n't . shannon : maybe that 's what adriana needed . river : yeah , well , anyway , she 's not cutting me any slack right now . if she really loved me the way she said she would -- you know what ; i have to face the facts -- that we 're probably history . shannon : that girl 's an idiot for leaving you . let me finish getting this on . you know , the first rays can be the most difficult . river : you know , actually -- i can just do this myself , really . it 's no big deal . shannon : you can not do the back yourself . look , if you want to stay here , you can . i 'm going to have to go , anyway . some kids trashed the love center last night , and the cops have to check it out before we can go back . they 're probably done by now . and you 're all protected . river : thank you for that . look , thanks for being a friend through all this , all right ? shannon : you deserve it . no one should treat you like this . i 'm going to go , anyway . you want to be alone . river : wait . maybe i do n't . singer : now you ca n't hurt me anymore you ca n't travel to the places i can bo : yeah , i know how much you and renee enjoyed him , pa . and i 'll -- i 'll bet you little ace is missing his great - grandpa right now . yeah , and i will . i 'll bring matthew by to see you real soon . yes , i promise . ok . kevin : what are you doing here with ace ? is something wrong ? kelly : no , i just -- i have to give my statement about that cochran woman , and i -- i did n't want to leave him alone . kevin : well , i understand that . kelly : you sound like you care . kevin : of course i care . i would n't wish what happened to him on any baby . kelly : he 's not just any baby , kevin . he 's -- he 's our baby . he 's your son . he 's the one that you -- you used to hold when he was crying -- kevin : i -- kelly : and you used to rock to sleep at night . kevin : i did n't mean anything by it , kelly . kelly : you hate him . you ca n't even look at him . kevin : no , i do n't . i do n't hate him . kelly : yeah , you do . you -- you do , because he 's todd 's . i do n't want my son around all that hate . dorian : believe me , blair , the idea of claiming that todd was the father of kelly 's baby had nothing to do with breaking you and todd up . blair : ok . then why did you do it , dorian ? because it is stupid . it 's crazy ! dorian : it is not . blair : it is . dorian : if kevin were to find out the true circumstances of how kelly got that baby , it would n't matter that the child 's mother did n't want it in the first place . he 'd try and take the baby away from her . and kelly would n't have any legal claim . blair : yeah . and i can understand that . but why have todd play daddy ? let her pick somebody else , dorian . dorian : blair , it was todd and kelly who said they had slept together ! blair : yeah -- to cover up why paul was blackmailing her about getting that baby ! and that was a stupid idea , too ! dorian : tell me that even for a fleeting moment , you did n't think that was true . huh ? huh ? blair : no , not even for a -- dorian : i do n't believe you ! blair : no , not for a fleeting moment i did ! dorian : yeah -- kevin believed it , ok ? and then kelly was faced with a choice -- to continue with the pretense , or lose her baby ! blair : dorian , what about me in all this ? what about my children ? what do you think it 's going to do to them if they think that their daddy has had a child with somebody else , huh ? dorian : you do n't want anybody thinking that the man you love slept with your cousin . blair : you 're damn straight i do n't ! dorian : and -- and what 's worse is the way he keeps paying so much attention to her ; the way he goes running whenever she calls ! blair : oh , he does not . dorian : oh , he does so ! and it bothers you , does n't it ? kelly : so , when todd got the -- the cochran woman -- margaret cochran to let him into the house , and , you know , he finally got ace away from her , and he was wonderful . he -- he saved him . he could have been hurt . he -- he could have , you know , gotten into trouble , but he did n't . all he -- all he did was -- was get him -- get him back for us . bo : kelly , we 're all glad that everything turned out ok . and -- kelly : there you go . bo : thank you . that 's all we need . kelly : ok . i 'm really , really glad he was there . i mean , i do n't think kevin would have done what he did . bo : kelly , i do n't want you to ever doubt that kevin cares for little ace , all right ? i know that he would have done everything he possibly could to save that little boy . kelly : yeah -- i do n't think so . you did n't see him out in the hall just now . i did n't know he could be so unfeeling . bo : you know , there 's no father that stops caring about a child just like that , even when he finds out that the child is n't really his . i mean , you have to -- you can trust me . [ ace fusses ] kelly : hmm . yeah , well , kevin is n't you . you know what ? ace -- ace does n't need him . ace does n't need a father . bo : he will someday . ace is going to want to know who his real father is , even if it 's manning . kelly : you know , i really have to go , i think . bo : all right , kelly . i 'm sorry if you do n't like what i just said . kelly : i think i got to go . i got to get him home . kevin : how do i just say goodbye ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ blair : oh , do n't you do this to me . dorian : what ? what am i doing ? blair : do n't you pull another one of your numbers to get me to doubt todd ! dorian : oh , if you truly trusted him -- blair : i do trust him , dorian ! i do n't trust kelly ! dorian : what has she done ? she ca n't help what happened to her , blair . blair : oh -- dorian : she lost her baby ; the only baby she will ever be able to have . blair : and i know what that 's all about , dorian , thanks to kelly . i am not going to let her ruin things for me and my family . you know , pretty soon , she 's going to be telling them all about this new half brother that they have . and , you know , she 's probably going to believe it . dorian : honey , it should n't make any difference if your relationship with todd is as solid as you want me to believe . blair : you never believed that he would tell me the truth , did you ? no , you did n't , see . you thought that todd would do absolutely anything rather than tell me how he helped kelly get that baby . dorian : you know , he was planning to use this against kelly . blair : yeah . dorian : yep , to get revenge -- blair : mm - hmm , i know that . dorian : on kevin . blair : i know that . he was , but he changed . and i respect him for keeping his promise not to expose her little secret . dorian : has he got you hypnotized ? is there something he puts in the air here ? what ? what ? blair : see ? dorian : what , what ? blair : i never made any promises to kelly . see , all i have to do is to convince kevin to listen to me . hell , i can even bring paul cramer in to back me up ! yeah . i can stop all of this just like that . and i will . i swear to you , i will if kelly does n't back away from todd . dorian : i 'll get her to stop . blair : you ca n't do that any more than you can stop me from telling her little secret , dorian . dorian : oh , i can make you stop , blair . blair : really ? and how do you plan on doing that , dorian ? jessica : so what do you think ? things back to normal again ? antonio : well , we 'll see . jessica : tico ? antonio : yeah . i hope i did n't make a mistake bringing him back here . jessica : i do n't know . i was n't sure of him myself at first , but he seems ok . it 's that half sister of his that i 'm not too sure about . antonio : you do n't trust sonia ? jessica : i do n't know . maybe it 's just a little bit of jealousy after watching you kiss her . antonio : listen , you know i 'm sorry about that , right ? jessica : yeah , i do . it was for a good reason . antonio : hey , no one could ever take your place . tico : i want you to meet my sister , too . my foster sister , sonia . she came to live with us in madrid when she was 12 . adriana : oh , i ca n't believe all of a sudden , i have so much family . i mean , the vega 's have always felt like family , but getting to know my mother 's family -- and now i have a new brother . tico : so when do i get to meet your boyfriend ? adriana : oh -- if i still have one . tico : what do you mean ? adriana : oh , we -- we had a fight , and i wanted to make up , but i was taken to puerto rico before we had a chance to talk . the sisters said i could n't make any phone calls . tico : well , i 'm sure he 'll understand . adriana : if he 's still speaking to me . tico : he 's probably going crazy trying to get a hold of you now . adriana : all i could think about the whole time i was in puerto rico was river -- how much i wanted to see him , and wondering if he still even wanted me . tico : well , he would be a fool if he did n't . and if he 's any trouble , he has your big brother to answer to now . [ music plays ] shannon : you know what 's going to happen if we do n't stop . river : yeah . shannon : adriana 's not going to like it . river : i told you , she does n't love me . we 're through . shannon : what if you still want her ? river : i want to feel good again . shannon : then stay right where you are . [ music box plays mozart ] kevin : oh , hey , ace . you 're awake , huh ? how are you doing there , buddy ? well , you are something . look at that . i 'll tell you what . i am always going to be there for you . you know that ? just like you were for your mom and me . that 's right . you gave us a second chance to be happy . you know , to be better people . you sure did . you sure did . that 's what i 'm going to be . you know that ? i 'm going to be a better person for you . i promise you that . i will never let you down . dorian : blair , i think you 're forgetting who you are . you 're a cramer . we are family . blair : i have n't forgotten anything , dorian , but you need to remember that todd and my children are my family , too . dorian : yes , of course . you have a family . you have wonderful children . you have a man who , god help you , you love . and if he 's capable of it , he loves you back . if you want to , you can have as many children with him as you want to . but kelly ca n't . she has nothing . her marriage is over , her baby was stillborn , and ace is all she has . blair : yeah , and that 's sad , dorian , but it 's not my problem . dorian : it 's all of our problem . blair , if you could have seen her when you threatened her -- something happened . she -- i do n't know . it just reminded me of that time when her mother , melinda , had that terrible , last nervous breakdown . blair : ok , dorian . what are you trying to tell me ? dorian : i 'm afraid if kelly loses ace , she 'll lose her mind . blair : well , then get her into therapy . dorian : i will . blair , please , i do not want to lose another member of our family to mental illness , not when one of us is the cause of it . blair : now , if kelly loses it , it 's her fault ! dorian : oh , really ? blair : not mine ! dorian : oh ? how is she to blame ? how is it her fault , any more than it 's your mother 's fault ? that she -- blair : do not bring my mother into this . it 's very different , and you know it ! now , stop it ! dorian : it is not different ! mental illness runs in our family -- fact ! face it ! i am begging you , please , just let kevin continue to believe that todd is the baby 's father . that way , he wo n't take the baby away from kelly . please . i 'll make sure that she is no trouble to you or to todd . do this for our family ! [ doorbell rings ] [ blair sighs ] kelly : hey . blair : kelly ? kelly : i -- i do n't want to bother you , but i just wanted you to know that i -- i wo n't do anything to come between you and todd . i just -- please -- please do n't take my baby away from me . blair : you two planned this , did n't you ? to ambush me ? singer : and i can go no more live or die no one can save me now that i 'm trying adriana : hey , reverend carpenter , i 've been trying to reach river . do you have any idea where he is ? at the quarry ? oh , well , i do n't know if i should go . river really missed me ? thanks , reverend . river missed me . tico : oh , did n't i tell you ? adriana : so you know what it 's like to be in love ? tico : maybe . someday . adriana : hi ! antonio , jessica , i would love to stay , but i have to go see river . antonio and jessica : ok . jessica : wow . they 're back together ? tico : in a very few , short minutes , i suspect . antonio : [ spanish accent ] jess , when this family loves , they love . [ phone rings ] antonio : [ normal voice ] ok , hold on . the phone 's ringing . i 'll be right back . hello ? bo : just heard from the lab , antonio . they 're sending up your cousin 's d.n.a . results right now . antonio : i 'll be right over . i have to get to the station -- check out some lab results . jessica : oh . well , let me drop jamie off at your mom 's , and i 'll come with you . antonio : yeah . tico : actually , i can take care of jamie . antonio : try keeping her from my mom . tico : antonio , you do n't trust me , do you ? kelly : i do n't know . i -- he looks a little flushed to me . i mean , do you think he has a fever , dorian ? dorian : oh , no , sweetheart -- blair : come on , kelly . ace is fine , he 's fine . you guys are just fussing over him . come here , big boy . come here . [ ace fusses ] blair : yeah , that 's right . that 's right . you just have to hold him up like this and pat him on the fanny and settle his stomach . he feels your stress is probably what it is . it -- what is it ? kelly : i do n't know . i mean , what if he -- blair : that 's right . kelly : what if it 's something more ? i mean , what if i -- i think maybe i should take him to the hospital , have some tests run , because if anything happened to him , i do n't know what i would do . blair : he 's fine . kelly : are you sure ? blair : yes . [ ace fusses ] blair : and i 'm not going to take you away . that 's right , come here . all right . come here . that 's right , come here . [ ace cries ] blair : shh . kelly : you want to , do n't you ? you want to tell kevin that he 's not todd 's or mine . tell the judge at our divorce hearing ? that 's nice . do you know what will happen ? they 'll take him away from me . they 'll put him in a home where no one loves him . blair : i would n't do that to him . or to you , kelly . kelly : thank you . blair : but you stay away from me , my children , and todd , from now on . that means no calls ; do n't come around . because if you do -- if you do anything to get in the way of my life -- yeah -- i just might have to do what i have to do . kelly : do n't worry . [ ace cries ] kelly : come here , sweetheart . come here , sweetheart . blair : you two see yourselves out . kelly : it 's ok . [ door closes ] kelly : thank you . thank you , dorian . dorian : do n't thank me . i 'll do whatever it takes to make sure my girls are happy . kevin : yeah , jeff , my wife got the divorce papers . listen , i want to talk to you about something else . i 've decided to sue for custody of ace . that 's right , full custody . and i 'm prepared to do whatever it takes to win this . all right ? i want to make sure that todd manning never sees that child again . and neither does my wife , kelly . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ > > on the next `` one life to live `` -- natalie : i guess the rumors are true . you 're finally moving on . kelly : i had to tell kevin that his worst enemy is ace 's father . viki : todd , if you 're not ace 's father , then who is ? kevin : and when i 'm through , kelly and todd are never going to see him again .
kevin is released from prison , and runs into kelly and ace at the police station . kevin does n't seem too concerned that ace was kidnapped , but later , tells his attorney he wants full custody of ace . dorian begs blair to keep kelly 's secret , but blair is determined to protect her children . dorian fears kelly might have a nervous breakdown if she loses ace . dorian reminds blair that the cramer women stick together . carlotta and adriana meet tico . he and adriana bond instantly . bo welcomes antonio back to the force . river accidentally comes across a topless shannon , and the two end up rubbing suntan oil on each other , and things get rather intense between them , as river is certain adriana is avoiding him . adriana goes off to find river .
cole : hey . i missed you . starr : it 's only been a few hours . cole : i know . starr : hmm . britney : better get all that in while you can , kids . [ scene_break ] rex : miss me ? sarah : you were gone for about 50 seconds . i did n't have a chance . rex : you know , for someone who does n't want to be seen , you sure picked a conspicuous place to have dinner . sarah : i like to live dangerously . rex : is that why you let a drugged - up guy with a stab wound stay in your apartment ? sarah : did n't seem dangerous at the time . rex : oh , yeah ? [ scene_break ] blair : she longs for the warmth of his touch he 's right there beside her but there 's nobody home and that 's the difference between lonely and being alone that 's the difference between lonely and being alone . [ scene_break ] rex : did it ever occur to you that if something bad happened to him , you could wind up an accessory ? sarah : an accessory to what ? rex : murder . [ scene_break ] blair : she used to feel sorry for all of the girls who spend friday nights by themselves . lord , now she knows better that there 's nothing worse than being lonely with somebody else and all she can do now is pack up and go and see who she is without him 'cause if she never leaves him then she 'll never know the difference between lonely and being alone look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- [ piano stops ] blair : somebody that i love is -- is missing and -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry . just -- i ca n't do this tonight . [ scene_break ] paige : the surgery went very well . jessica and david are both in recovery . clint : thank god . nash : i knew it . i knew she 'd pull through . dorian : oh , clint , darling . this is wonderful . miles : we 're so relieved , my wife and i . marty : she 's been through so much . miles : but she 's obviously strong , a good fighter . clint : that she is . nash : could i see her ? clint : oh , god , i got to tell viki . paige : she already knows . she went to call the kids . nash : could i see her , please ? paige : as soon as it 's safe for you to see your wife , i will clear it . [ scene_break ] david : oh . am i dead ? are you an angel ? nurse : no , but you are after what you did for that young woman over there . david : hey . i hope you enjoy my organ as much as i did . david : i feel a whole liver lighter , really -- load off my torso . jessica : stop . i ca n't laugh with all these stitches . david : i 'm sorry . no more jokes , that includes me . what are you looking at me like that for ? i know i must look like hell , but are you aware that i just had major surgery ? jessica : you do n't look like hell . you look great . you are great . david : then you do n't know me very well , do you ? jessica : i do . i know exactly who you are . you 're david vickers , my hero . [ scene_break ] clint : my little girl has fought so hard . dorian : ha . she has the buchanan spirit . clint : yeah . now we have to pray for her continued improvement . dorian : and david 's . clint : yeah . dorian : when he 's well enough to have visitors , i 'd like to go see him . would that upset you ? clint : when i think of the devil 's bargain i had to make with that man in order to save my daughter -- dorian : yes . but the end result is so good , does any of that really matter ? clint : oh . look , i am -- happy that my daughter 's ok , all right ? but david vickers now has 10 million buchanan dollars and i would give my eye teeth to see him pay for it with more than a vital organ . miles : is n't it moving how a family can come together in a crisis ? i want to take my family out to dinner tonight , you and cole , because today has made me realize what 's really important . [ scene_break ] marty : well , cole has plans with starr . miles : well , he 'll have to break them . [ scene_break ] starr : so is this your new hobby , britney ? wandering around the park looking for people to piss off ? britney : no . i was just pointing out that you two should enjoy this while you can . you know , who knows how long it 'll last ? love is fleeting , after all . starr : oh , `` love is fleeting , after all . `` do you have a pen ? i should write that down . britney : hmm . sad , is n't it ? just breaks my heart . starr : what heart ? britney : get new material , starr . [ phone chimes ] britney : oh , i have a message . ok , i 'm going to the dinner with the girls . ciao . starr : `` ciao . `` cole : why does she still do that ? starr : because she 's pathetic . cole : and jealous . starr : you know , if you want to go feel sorry for her , do it someplace else . cole : whoa , starr , where 'd that come from ? starr : i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- cole : it 's your dad , is n't it ? it 's ok , i have you . [ scene_break ] john : hey . you ok ? blair : yeah , yeah . i just , you know -- sad song . i 'm going to have to add a little upbeat to my repertoire , you know ? maybe `` skip to my lou , `` `` yankee doodle `` ? john : yeah , those are good ones . blair : mm - hmm . john : maybe capricorn will do , you know , kids ' birthday parties and stuff . blair : well , i need to pull myself together and get back to work . john : if you want to take a minute , you know ? you do n't -- you do n't want to have another meltdown . blair : it 's just -- john , every day -- every day that goes by with todd missing -- sarah : i may be able to help . blair : wait -- did you hear from hunter or you know something about todd ? sarah : no , neither , i swear . blair : well , then how can you help me , sarah ? sarah : i just -- i meant i would try to be more supportive -- i mean , if i can help you in any way . blair : what the hell are you rambling on about ? sarah : what you said just now , up on stage -- it got to me . blair : oh . now it got to you ? are n't you the sensitive type ? sarah : i did try to take care of todd when he was at my place . blair : oh , and it never occurred to you to call 911 , did it ? sarah : i admit it , ok ? i 'm a bitch . sorry . i 'm just a little allergic to the idea of prison . john : who is n't ? sarah : i was n't going to jail for something i did n't do . blair : no , you were just going to let your uncle todd die because you 're a spoiled brat . you know , if you do n't have anything to offer to help find todd , why do n't you just go away ? you better start watching her . rex : we 're on it , cristian and i both . [ blair sighs ] john : that 's very comforting , is n't it ? did she seem genuine to you ? blair : she should 've been more genuine when she had todd in her apartment . now she comes in here like , `` oh , i want to help , `` she 's all guilt - ridden . well , you know what ? to hell with her . do you have an angle ? john : yeah , i 'm working some different angles , but i 'm going to need some more time . blair : john , we 're running out of time . rex : what was that all about ? one minute you 're hiding from blair , and the next , you 're all over her like a cheap suit ? sarah : i was trying to be nice , which obviously was a bad idea given how nasty she was . rex : yeah , well , her kids have n't seen their dad in a whole long time , so she 's kind of in a rotten mood these days . [ phone rings ] rex : i got to take this . wait here . rex balsom -- can i help you ? michael , what 's up ? michael : i need to talk to you . can we meet someplace ? rex : sure , i 'm at capricorn . michael : ok . i 'll be right there . rex : whew . [ scene_break ] marcie : we need to talk . michael : marcie , this is n't a good time . i -- i -- i need to go meet somebody . marcie : i thought you came here to check on a patient . or did you just want to get out of the house ? michael : i just wanted a little time to myself . where 's tommy ? marcie : he 's with lindsay . michael : well , was he sleeping when you left ? because , you know , he likes for you to put him down . marcie : michael , tommy is fine . the question is , are we ? [ scene_break ] dorian : clint , i know this is very difficult for you , but david did come through . clint : oh , yeah , for all the wrong reasons . dorian : but the end result -- clint : yeah , the end result is wonderful , and i 'm ecstatic that my daughter 's ok , but i 'm also angry that she even had to go through all this . i 'm angry enough to want to rip out the rest of david 's liver with my bare hands ! [ scene_break ] marty : do n't push me on this , especially not here , not now . miles : look , i was just -- i was trying to suggest that we have dinner together as a family . i -- i 'll call cole myself and invite him . marty : no , do n't . miles : no , i will . marty : miles -- miles : cole , hi . cole : what 's up ? miles : uh -- your mother and i would like you to join us for dinner tonight , you and starr . you 're free , i hope . [ scene_break ] david : no , no , i 'm not a hero , jessica . i 'm just a donor , and believe me , the risk was low . i had it checked and double - checked before i agreed to this . jessica : you can downplay it all you want , but you saved my life . david : yeah . everything has its price . nash : jessica . jessica : huh -- my husband . nash : my beautiful wife . jessica : yeah . [ scene_break ] marcie : when i first found out that i could n't get pregnant , the first thing i thought about was you . you know , i -- i expected you were going to take this hard . i was -- i was worried about you , michael . i was worried about how disappointed that you would be . michael : me ? marcie : yeah . michael : you wanted to have another child , too , marcie . why is this all about me ? marcie : because i 've had time to deal with this . i 've had time to take this in , michael . this is new to you , which is why i wanted us to work through it , together . but you left . and you came here ? of all places , michael -- you 're not even on duty . do you know how that made me feel , that you ca n't be with me , michael ? that 's exactly what i was worried about in the first place . michael : i 'm so sorry , sweetie . marcie : no . no , see , that 's the thing -- you 're not sorry . you 're angry . you feel ripped off . you feel like something 's been taken away from you . michael : no , marcie , it 's not like that ! marcie : well , then , what is it ? what is it ? how do you feel , because i 'll tell you this much , michael -- you certainly did n't stop and think about how i felt in this situation . on top of knowing that i ca n't get pregnant , you just left . you upped and disappeared . do you know how much that hurt ? it really hurt . michael : it 's awful . listen . i said that i was sorry , and i meant it . i have -- i have been callous and -- and thoughtless lately . marcie : huh . michael : oh , marcie , honey , i love you . i love our son . we -- we could always try and adopt again , you know ? we 'll have other kids . it 's going to be fine , marcie . it 's all going to be fine . marcie : no . that 's the thing . it 's never going to be the same , michael . michael : marcie ? you 're the love of my life . you are the best thing that ever happened to me . i do n't ever want you to doubt that . marcie : ok . michael : i really wish that we could talk more now , but i really do have to meet somebody . marcie : oh . michael : marcie , it 's important . if it was n't important , i would n't leave you like this . marcie : mm - hmm . michael : you have to believe me . do you believe me ? marcie : yes -- yeah . i do . sure . michael : ok , then . marcie : hmm . michael : well , i guess we 're just going to have to work this thing out at home . i 'll see you later ? marcie : yeah . marcie : i 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] sarah : excuse me . can you tell me if jessica buchanan is out of surgery yet ? nurse : she is . she 's being moved to a room soon . sarah : that means she 's doing well , huh ? nurse : are you family ? sarah : never mind . [ scene_break ] rex : get your ass back here , sarah -- do you understand ? playing hide - and - seek is not part of our deal . just get back here , damn it . what 's going on ? john : yeah , that 's what i 'd like to know . rex : sarah 's peaced out . turned around for one second and she was gone . john : was n't that the arrangement -- either you or cris watches her 24/7 ? rex : do n't worry . i 'll track her down . john : i am worried . michael : what the hell are you doing ? [ scene_break ] nash : doctors say you 're doing great , thanks to that guy over there . we owe you , man . david : hmm . jessica : that 's what i 've been trying to tell him , but he wo n't have any of it . david : i 'm being repaid 10 million times over . jessica : sorry , you 're just going to have to bear with us , david . you 're an incredible person , incredibly generous . david : you would n't say that if you knew me better . ahem . nash : uh - oh -- i 'm in trouble . i could n't wait . nurse : well , i 'm about to bring mrs. brennan to her room . nash : fantastic . i 'll help you . jessica : see you soon ? david : see you . nash : ready ? oh -- oh ! goodness gracious , man . i bet there 's an easy way of doing this . david : hear you got me my own room . clint : you 're lucky your ass is n't out in the parking lot . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't see your mom and miles here . do you ? cole : yeah , they must be on their way . starr : great . cole : hey , maybe i should call my mom and ask if we can go someplace else . starr : no , no , no , no , no , no . we are not going to let them drive us away . we 're just going to sit down and pretend that they 're not even here . starr : i bet you 're really excited for tonight , huh ? you get to have dinner with your mom and your psycho step - dad ? cole : no , i 'm ok . i mean , i have to try to learn to accept the situation , right ? so , maybe dinner 's a good start . but you do n't have to be here , though . i know how you feel about miles . starr : well , i 'm hoping that maybe he 'll slip out something about my dad . cole : yeah , maybe . starr : even if he does n't , i still get to spend time with you . cole : yeah . starr : huh . cole : thanks for agreeing to come . starr : do n't worry about it . hmm . blair : hey , sweetie . starr : hey . i thought you were working tonight . blair : well , i was , but i had a little meltdown , so i left early . starr : a meltdown ? blair : yeah . i was just , you know , singing a song and then started thinking about your dad . i just -- i just kind of lost it a little . starr : are you ok ? blair : uh -- yeah . i just -- you know , i just did n't feel like letting it all hang out , you know , in front of a paying crowd tonight . so i thought i would just stop by rodi 's and have a drink . you know , i actually feel closer to your dad here . starr : yeah , i know what you mean . blair : but i -- i do n't want to interrupt your date . hey , cole . i 'll just go over , have a drink , and then i 'll be on my way , ok ? starr : ok . i 'm sorry . blair : it 's ok , baby . it 's ok . miles : hello , blair . blair : is this a coincidence ? miles : no , not at all . we 're having dinner tonight . blair : huh . miles : cole , starr , my wife and i . why do n't you join us ? blair : are you out of your mind ? [ scene_break ] britney : what 's little starr doing out so late ? amber : looks like a family gathering . girl : yeah , of the creepy kind . can you say addams family ? amber : good one , abigail . britney : is n't fun the best thing to have ? amber : what are you going to do ? britney : i 'm going to mess with cole 's head , and he totally deserves it , seeing as how he 's been lying to his girlfriend and keeping a secret about her missing father . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , blair . [ scene_break ] david : have you seen your daughter ? her color looks better already . clint : as if you give a damn about my daughter . greed is the only thing that motivates you . david : i do n't like pain , and i use my liver pretty much daily . the thought of parting with even a portion of it -- clint : vickers , i 'm losing patience with you . david : the money was a serious incentive -- so what ? i saved jessica 's life . why ca n't i feel like i did something good ? clint : you want it both ways , do n't you ? you want to take the money and play the hero . david : i told jessica -- i 'm nobody 's hero . clint : and this new self - awareness -- does that somehow absolve you ? david : money , clint , is what i live for . money does n't lie , money does n't betray you , so yeah , i did it for the money . and you got your daughter back . we both win . so , why do n't you consider the $ 10 million that 's resting comfortably in an offshore account just a token of your undying appreciation ? [ scene_break ] starr : mom , really , it 's no big deal . miles just invited me and cole to dinner with cole 's mom . blair : well , is n't that special ? miles : come on , we really would like you to join us . blair : and you know what ? that 's very sweet of you , miles , but actually , being the fifth wheel is not my idea of a really good time . i think i 'm going to go to the bar , have an adult beverage , and , you , get home safely . marty : ahem . miles : so , we 'd better get some menus . has anyone seen a waitress ? britney : wow . it really is a small world , after all . starr : what do you want , britney ? britney : to talk to you , if that 's ok . cole : no , it 's not ok , so go back to your table , britney . miles : cole , where are your manners ? marty : miles -- miles : well , if britney wants to talk to her friend privately -- cole : she 's not starr 's friend . starr : no , really , it 's cool . i 'll only be a minute . [ pager beeps ] marty : oh , it 's a patient . i have to take it . i wo n't be gone long , ok ? miles : well , i 'm sure glad we 're having dinner tonight , cole . cole : where are you hiding starr 's father now ? and you 'd better tell me he 's ok . [ scene_break ] starr : what did you want to tell me , britney ? it must be pretty important , since you dragged your whole pod squad here . britney : hmm , do n't flatter yourself . i had no idea you 'd be here , but once i saw that you were , i just could n't hold this in any longer . starr : hold what in ? what are you talking about ? britney : you know , every time i see you and cole together , i see how tight you are , and it is so sweet , really . i mean , ever since your parents gave you guys the all - clear to date , your bond is just growing like crazy , huh ? starr : ok , britney , just cut the crap with me and be straight with me for once in your life . britney : you want me to be straight with you ? cole is lying to you about something totally huge . [ scene_break ] rex : michael asked me to meet him here for a drink . i think he 's just surprised to see you here . right , michael ? michael : yeah . yeah , that and -- i got some stuff going on at home with marcie . john : this thing with marcie , it 's not serious , is it ? michael : nothing we ca n't handle . john : how 's jessica doing ? michael : she 's doing good . she came through the surgery with flying colors . john : that 's good . that 's good . anything else ? michael : no . just stopped by to have a drink with my buddy here , you know ? shake off the day . john : having a drink with your buddy here ? you know , mike , whatever it is you 're hiding , whatever you got cooking , i promise you , it 's going to come out sooner or later . michael : yeah . yeah , i guess it will . rex : nice move . michael : look , i 'm sorry , ok ? i saw you two talking , and i just -- rex : what ? and of course you thought i was telling him todd manning was tommy 's biological father ? yeah , no , in fact , i was thinking of telling a few other people in the restaurant . hey , lady , you want to hear something that 'll blow your -- michael : all right , enough . look , i overreacted , ok ? i 'm a little on edge , sorry . rex : and i overreacted to your overreaction . sometimes it 's like this secret is closing in on me . michael : that 's why i asked you here . there 's more to the story now . rex : more ? how ? michael : marcie told me that she ca n't get pregnant . we can never have children of our own . rex : oh . i 'm sorry . is she ok ? michael : she 's fine . i 'm the one who 's not handling it . now , she thinks that i 'm disappointed in her , and i 'm not . you know , i have no reason to be upset . i have a son . i have a beautiful son that i could n't love any more than i do . rex : what 's the deal ? why are you being a jerk about it ? michael : whew . because now , if anybody finds out that tommy is really todd manning 's son , and i knew the whole time , we 'll lose our son . we 'll lose the right to adopt ever again , and marcie will never get the chance to be a mother -- so long as she 's married to me . [ scene_break ] david : go ahead and hate me . that 's ok , but take away this . your daughter 's going to be fine , and your father is n't going to go to prison for trying to pay me to kill my own brother . so the way i look at it , you got yourself a bargain . clint : you 're despicable . but now you 're also rich . hope that money keeps you warm at night , because nothing else will . david : hey , clint ? you going to tell viki ? clint : hmm . i 'll let you have that honor . dorian : clint . clint : you 're still here . dorian : well , i promised you i 'd wait . clint : yeah . uh -- dorian : what 's the matter ? clint : i just talked with david , and -- dorian : say no more . go in and see your daughter . that 'll make you feel better . clint : thanks . clint : oh . god , how i prayed for this . you 're my precious little girl . and i love you so much . [ scene_break ] rex : yes , yes , i -- i understand everything , and i see why you 're projecting that all this bad stuff could happen , but you got to take it easy , dude . nothing 's changed . michael : todd manning is missing . that 's not a change ? the guy goes looking for his kid and disappears ? rex : that does n't mean he 's any closer to the truth . michael : but he will get closer when he comes back , and he will come back . he is going to start looking for his son , and he wo n't stop until he finds his little boy . rex : michael -- michael : damn it ! you know , this guy 's already got two kids . i know that sounds terrible . i know it does , and what i 'm about to say is going to sound even worse . but it 's how i feel . the only way i will have peace or security is if todd manning stays missing . forever . [ scene_break ] miles : i can not and will not tell you where todd is . cole : what , you do n't trust me ? miles : no , it 's not that you would tell somebody something intentionally , it -- in a moment of weakness , you might blurt it out , and then where would that leave us ? more importantly , where would that leave your mother ? we 're trying to protect her . cole : it 'd be a lot easier to protect her if you would n't pull stuff like this . miles : like what ? cole : organizing a family dinner , making me bring starr . like things are n't awkward enough already . miles : look , i was just trying to make things appear as normal as possible . cole : `` normal `` ? we 're so tense , we ca n't even make small talk . what 's normal about any of this ? miles : what is the matter with you ? cole : sorry . it was an accident . miles : you better calm down . do you hear me ? cole : i spilled a glass of water . what is the big deal ? miles : the big deal is you 're drawing attention to yourself . we ca n't have that . cole : fine . i 'll be more careful . miles : yeah . and you will also stop obsessing about todd manning . start acting like you 're -- you 're happy to be part of this new family . [ scene_break ] blair : what do you know about todd ? [ scene_break ] starr : my boyfriend is hiding something from me ? gee , i wonder what it could be . is it -- is it that he has the hots for you ? britney : do you think that this is a joke ? starr : no , but i think you are . you 're always trying to convince me that he likes you . britney : my god , you are so bent . that 's not what i 'm trying to make you think . this has nothing to do with me , and it 's huge . it 's going to completely warp everything you care about . starr : do you know what 's warped , britney ? you are . you have so little going on in your life that you use all of your energy to try to annoy me , and it only makes me feel sorry for you . britney : you are going to eat those words , starr manning . starr : why do n't you ? and choke on them . i 'm back . cole : what did britney want ? starr : nothing , i 'll tell you about it later . what were you two talking about ? cole : sports . i was telling miles i think the phillies are going to make a late charge . miles : yeah . [ scene_break ] marty : i will see you next week . bye . blair : marty -- marty : oh , what do you want now ? blair : i want to know what cole and miles know about todd . [ scene_break ] rex : i get why you want todd to stay missing , but -- michael : but you think i 'm sick . rex : i just think you -- michael : i know what you think , ok , so just shut up . i do n't need you judging me . i know the way i feel is n't honorable . todd manning has two children that miss and love him very much , but guess what -- i have a life , too . i have a kid and a wife who need me , and todd manning could destroy all of that . i 'm sorry , i 'm not going to let it happen . sarah : hey , guys . rex : sarah , where the hell were you ? michael : i 'll be in touch , rex . thanks . sarah : what was that all about ? rex : seriously , sarah , where 'd you go ? sarah : i went to the hospital to see if my cousin was ok . rex : you went to the hospital ? with the whole buchanan clan marching around ? not that i care , but i thought you said you did n't want to have anything to do with them . sarah : i hid . no one saw me . and jessica 's doing ok , thanks for asking . so , what 's going on here ? why were you talking to michael mcbain about todd ? rex : none of your business . next time you have plans to take off , maybe a little warning , would you ? sarah : i did n't know you cared . rex : i do n't . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] jessica : hmm . nash : i checked on bree . she 's doing great . misses her mom , but other than that -- jessica : we 're a family . nash : forever . [ scene_break ] dorian : how 's jessica ? clint : well , the doctors are all saying that she 's doing very well . dorian : and you ? clint : well , i 'm a little disappointed in myself . i allowed my anger at david to taint what should be a -- a wonderful , glorious day , because , you know , my daughter 's getting another chance at life , and here i am resentful at the man who helped her get that chance , and -- i can do better . i will do better -- for jessie , i mean , because i want my little girl to be proud of me . dorian : i 'm proud of you . and i am very grateful to have you in my life . clint : dorian , whatever it took for us to get to this point , i thank god for it . dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] david : take 1 million , play . take another million , buy things to play in . take 5 million for investments . that leaves -- oh , great , math is involved . [ david grunts ] david : well , well . did n't know you cared . hey , everybody , look who 's here . john : just wanted to make sure you 're still alive . david : well , that is great , because i am on some really good drugs , and i am not in the mood for a buzz kill of mcbain proportions . john : hmm . well , just remember , we got a killer to find . so get well soon , because your ass is mine until i say it is n't . [ scene_break ] marty : it 's not enough that you storm into my house and accuse me of kidnapping todd ? you 're going to -- you 're going to harass me in public ? blair : ok , but , marty , just shut up for a minute . i know you 're not involved in all of this . marty : how ? blair : i just know , all right ? marty : ok , well , that 's great . thanks . i 'm going to get back to my son now . blair : now , marty , just please , just listen to me just a minute . i also know that miles seems a little bit too interested in putting on this united front with your son . what i think is the two of them may know something , and they 're keeping it from you . i think we have an opportunity , actually , for the first time ever to work together . i can help you and cole get away from miles , and you can help me find todd . [ scene_break ] [ todd groans ] todd : son of a -- officer : better call in a repair crew . [ todd groans ] officer : did you hear that ? todd : help -- help . [ next_on ] john : we 're going to get back to what we started -- finding the person who really killed spencer truman . blair : are we in this together or not ? starr : she said that you were keeping this huge secret from me . miles : todd ?
starr and cole share a kiss on a bench in the park . britney comes up and tells them that they had better enjoy that while they can . blair practices a number at the capricorn club . rex comes in to the bar and joins sarah . rex tells sarah that if anything happens to todd then she could be arrested as an accessory to murder . paige lets viki , clint , and nash know that jessica and david are out of surgery , and they are doing fine . during her musical number , blair becomes upset and leaves the stage . john watches her from afar . todd walks through the woods , holding his side . david comes to , as well as , jessica . they hold hands . jessica calls david her `` hero . `` clint is still upset with david over the bargain that he had to make with him in order to save jessica 's life . miles wants to take his family out to dinner and he insists that cole break his plans with starr . john tries to comfort blair over todd . sarah comes up and offers her help , but blair takes it the wrong way . michael calls rex and tells him that they need to meet and talk . marcie tells michael that they need to talk .
[ man grunting ] téa : todd ? are you all right ? todd ? what 's going on ? oh -- todd : okay -- téa : oh ! you 're having sex with blair ? todd : well , technically , yes . but you have to -- ohh ! téa : bastard ! todd : ohh -- ohh— [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] greg : just a second . greg : hey , des . destiny : you should n't open the door without asking who it is first . that 's dangerous . greg : i 'll -- i 'll keep that in mind for next time . so what brings my beautiful baby sister here ? destiny : i have a problem , and i need your advice . greg : sure . lay it on me . destiny : it 's about matthew . greg : oh , yeah . i know you 're disappointed . i am , too . destiny : about what ? greg : the surgery . destiny : what about the surgery ? greg : is n't that what you came to talk to me about ? destiny : i was gon na ask you how you know if a guy likes you . what about matthew 's surgery ? he 's having it , right ? [ scene_break ] matthew : you two are total hypocrites . you know that , right ? bo : okay , matthew . you 're angry . i get that . matthew : oh , do you ? bo : yeah . and i know that you do n't wan na hear any of this , but that does n't give you the right to be disrespectful to your mother or to me . matthew : what are you gon na do ? send me to military school ? you think they 'll accept a cripple at west point ? nora : do n't call yourself that . matthew : or what ? and saying `` physically challenged `` or `` disabled '' -- that makes it all better ? and i 'm not being disrespectful . i 'm being honest . nora : matthew , you need to try to see this from our perspective . matthew : and what perspective is that ? standing up ? mom , you were in a wheelchair after you had your stroke . what if the doctors told you you 'd never walk again or talk right or breathe on your own ? bo : that was different . matthew : and then what if a new doctor comes along and says that he can fix everything ? and -- and there 's a slight risk involved ? would you want me and dad to turn our backs ? would you have let mom stay like that ? nora : okay , honey , after i had my stroke , i had to understand that there was a chance that nothing would be the same for me . and then i realized there were people out there that were far worse off than i was , that are far worse off than you are right now who lead wonderfully productive lives . matthew : this is not wonderful ! i do n't wan na live like this ! bo : are you saying that if you ca n't have the life that you want , then you 'd -- you 'd rather not have a life at all ? matthew : yes ! [ scene_break ] gigi : how serious is it ? michael : generally speaking , a recurrence this soon after treatment is n't a good sign . gigi : oh , my god . shane : am i gon na go bald again ? i 'm playing baseball this summer . michael : yeah , i do n't know about any more baseball , shane . i 'm sorry . another round of chemo is a distinct possibility . gigi : so what now ? michael : well , before we resort to chemo , i 'd like to try another transplant . fortunately for us , that wo n't be a problem . rex : stacy 's our angel . she saved shane 's life once before , and she can do it again . right , stace ? so what 's next , michael ? michael : stacy , should we get started ? stacy : wait . what ? michael : we need to extract your stem cells again . stacy : now ? michael : the sooner the better . stacy : oh -- rex : stace , you okay ? you okay ? poor baby . she does n't feel good . gigi : she 's gon na feel a lot worse by the time we 're done with her . [ scene_break ] destiny : matthew 's not getting the surgery ? greg : i 'm sorry , des , no . destiny : but you promised . you said you could fix him . greg : and i believe i can . but -- destiny : but what ? what 's the problem ? greg : wow . you really like this kid , do n't you ? destiny : we 're not talking about me . we 're talking about matthew and why you are going to fix him -- like you promised ? greg : believe me , it 's not that i do n't want to . destiny : did matthew change his mind ? greg : no . no . he and i both wan na go ahead with the surgery , but his parents decided against it . and without their consent , my hands are tied . destiny : they said no ? how could they do that ? greg : there are risks involved , and they do n't want to take any chances . destiny : then they 're morons , and i 'm gon na tell them so . greg : des . des , wait . des , come on . look . listen to me . [ scene_break ] bo : matthew , look . we 're not saying that you have to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair . matthew : oh , boy , thanks ! nora : it 's just we 're passing on this one opportunity because we 're afraid of what might happen to you . matthew : and what if i do n't care about that ? nora : okay , you got to stop talking like that ! i ca n't even believe -- i ca n't -- bo : i know . i know . son , you 're not thinking clearly right now . that dr. evans -- he sold you a bill of goods . matthew : so i should just pretend i 'm totally cool with you guys passing up an opportunity for me to walk again ? because , you know , i would n't want you guys to feel bad or anything like that . clint : hello , everybody . is everything okay ? bo : we 're just working through some stuff . clint : want me to step out ? matthew : no , that 's okay , uncle clint . i was just leaving . i wan na thank you for having dr. evans come and see me . clint : matthew , it was my pleasure . matthew : i know you went through a lot of trouble and spent a lot of money . i 'm sorry it turned out to be a big waste of time . [ scene_break ] téa : i am going to say this once . you and me : done . never again . got it ? todd : wait a minute . téa -- hey ? blair : `` hey , hey . `` you better do better than `` hey . `` run after her , todd . run after her . todd : téa , wait a minute . wait -- téa : do n't you touch me ! todd : okay . okay , i promise i wo n't touch you . just hear me out , please . téa : what for ? so i can hear you apologize for making a fool out of me yet again ? todd : you 're not a fool . téa : ho ho ho ! but i am . so i can hear your lame apology for having screwed your ex - wife ? todd : it 's not an apology . it 's a -- it 's a reason this happened . téa : oh , it 's a reason ? screw your reason ! todd : hold on . just -- just -- if you leave , you 're not gon na hear it . téa : give me one good reason why i should stay and hear it . todd : so i can fix this . téa : huh . oh , honey , there 's no fixing this . good - bye , todd . get the hell out of my way . todd : 5 minutes . just give me 5 minutes , please . that 's all i ask -- 5 minutes . and then you can do whatever you want , and i 'll respect you for it . blair : like that 's ever gon na happen . todd : do n't listen to her . listen to me , please . [ scene_break ] michael : do n't worry , stacy . there wo n't be nearly as many painful injections this time . shane : how 'd i do ? rex : we are getting you an agent . that look on your -- gigi : shh , shh , shh . rex : on your face when you talked about playing baseball ? you are the best and cutest fake - sick kid ever . shane : yeah . [ stacy vomits ] gigi : i love that she 's in there losing her lunch , because she knows once you find out what a sicko she is , she 's gon na lose you . shane : like she ever had you in the first place . right , dad ? gigi : the only thing she can do now is pass off that bag of blood she has stashed away as her own . rex : when she goes to get it , i will be right behind her . rex : hey . you okay ? stacy : no . the thought of all those needles coming at me again is freaking me out . dr. mcbain , are you sure another transplant 's the way to go ? i mean , if it did n't work the first time , then -- michael : the recurrence is probably a result of the few stray surviving cancer cells . it 's not an indication that the transplant itself was a failure . stacy : oh , but do n't you have to get rid of those cancer cells first ? i mean , does n't it go chemo , then transplant ? gigi : you never told me you became a stripper to pay for med school . stacy : okay , i just do n't get what all the rush is about , all right ? rex : i know you 're scared , honey , but michael knows what to do . if he says shane needs the transplant now , that 's what we do . stacy : and what if i say no ? [ scene_break ] greg : okay , okay , easy , now . let 's not do anything rash . destiny : like kill matthew 's parents ? greg : now , des ... destiny : i ca n't believe they said no . it 's like they do n't even want him to walk again . greg : of course they want him to walk again . destiny : how could they say no ? does n't matthew get a vote ? greg : look . i , too , think that his parents are making the wrong decision . but they 're only doing what they think is best for their son . destiny : what 's best for their son is to walk again . greg : it 's a risky surgery , and i told them that . but for them it 's a little too risky . destiny : it 's not risky if you 're the doctor . you 're the best , right ? greg : yes . yes , i am . but reassurance even from the best is n't enough for some people . destiny : did you tell matthew 's parents that you 've never lost a patient ? that you 've helped thousands of people walk again ? greg : it does n't matter . i made my case , and they did n't bite . destiny : they 're just scared . maybe if we double - team them -- greg : uh , no . but i 'm confident that if anyone can make them see the light , it 's you . but i 'm afraid that this time you 're gon na have to go it alone . destiny : why ? where are you gon na be ? greg : not here . i 'm moving on . [ scene_break ] clint : i take it the meeting with dr. evans did n't go well ? nora : uh , actually , he was -- he was very hopeful . clint : but you decided against the surgery anyway ? nora : when we asked him about the risks , he said that matthew 's life could be at stake . clint : you 're kidding . bo : oh , yeah , but he said there was nothing for us to worry about because he was the best and he could handle anything . yeah , no , he did . so we thanked him for taking the time to review matthew 's case , and he went on his way . nora : bottom line , dr. evans could n't convince us that the surgery was worth the risks . clint : did he give you a ballpark idea about what the odds of success were ? bo : he said there was a small chance , you see , but we do n't need more optimism right now . we need to be sure . clint : okay . bo : what , clint ? is something on your mind ? you do n't have to hold it in . you can go ahead and say it . clint : what 's there to say ? you 're matthew 's parents . you 've made the decision . bo : and you think we made the wrong decision , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] gigi : so what are you saying ? you wo n't help shane ? stacy : of course i 'll help shane . it 's just everything 's moving so fast . last time it took a while . michael : yeah , well , fortunately , we do n't have to run all the tests that we ran last time . we can harvest those stem cells tonight . stacy : tonight ? michael : yeah . stacy : no , no , no , i 'm sorry . i 've got stuff i got to take care of first . i got to pack an overnight bag . i have to cancel all my classes . michael : you can take care of what you got to take care of , but just do n't take too long , you know . i 'm gon na get the ball rolling with shane . stacy : sure . whatever . rex : stace , you okay ? you look kind of wobbly . how about i give you a ride ? stacy : i 'll be fine . rex : it 's no trouble , honey . stacy : should n't you just stay here with shane now ? rex : you are so sweet . you always put my needs ahead of everything else . stacy : and you would do the same thing for me , right ? rex : you know i would . why would you even ask ? stacy : i do n't know . i guess i just needed to hear it . gigi : all right , um , we 're gon na go get shane admitted . come on . rex : uh , you sure you 're okay ? it 's not just about the needles ? stacy : oh , you 're right . something is wrong . rex : what is it ? you can tell me . stacy : it 's you . [ scene_break ] todd : 5 minutes . i promise it 'll be worth it . téa : fine . talk . todd : are you gon na listen to me ? téa : no . but i will enjoy watching you squirm . your 5 minutes begin now . todd : all right , so what you walked in on -- god . it -- it really was n't what it looked like . blair : todd , this is a terrible start . todd : are you still here ? blair : oh , i 'm sorry . you 're right . it 's between the two of you . do n't mind me . blair : what ? todd : what the hell are you doing ? blair : i 'm just tidying things up . you know how dorian hates the kids ' stuff around the pool . i 'm not listening . go ahead . whatever . todd : what you saw was all out of context . téa : you were having sex with your ex - wife , and you 're talking to me about context ? todd : but you were n't here , though . i mean , you did n't see how it began . téa : well , thank god . todd : well , she hired this pool boy to fawn all over her ... blair : no , it was a lifeguard to help the kids with their swimming . todd : and he was trying to make time with her , and she ended up making a complete ass out of herself . téa : so you got jealous . todd : no , i was n't jealous . that 's the point . she 's the one who 's jealous -- of you . now , of course , instead of acting like an adult about it , she threw her clothes off in front of me . téa : and ? todd : and . téa : and you had sex with her ? todd : yes . see ? téa : `` see `` ? see what ? todd : see ? it was an accident . téa : i seemed to have missed the part where you slipped on a banana peel , feel over naked , and landed on top of her . todd : no , no , no , you 're missing my point . blair : i got his point . todd : what happened between blair and me meant nothing . it meant nothing . certainly not to me . probably not to her . [ scene_break ] clint : well , all i 'm saying is that you should talk it through a little more and just give matthew a chance to make his case . where 's the harm in that ? bo : but what 's the point if i 'm not going to let it happen ? you know what ? all i can think about right now is nora and me sitting in a hospital waiting room , and somebody coming in and saying , `` we 're sorry , but your son is gone , `` because you made the decision to end his life . clint : yeah , every surgery is risky . and if the two of you are looking for a guarantee that no harm will ever come to matthew , you 're not gon na get it . you might as well not let him out of the house . bo : but come on . we talked to tons of other doctors about this procedure . nora : they all agreed . they all said that the surgery was n't worth the risks . clint : well , dr. evans is n't just `` other doctors . `` he 's at the top of his field . and if he thinks that the odds are good that matthew will come out of this surgery able to walk again , i think you should listen . bo : the guy is an arrogant jerk , and i 'm not gon na allow my son to go under the knife when he can end up dead . clint : i 'm not saying that you should change your minds . but if you just lay down the law and you do n't seriously listen to matthew , you 're gon na lose him . i saw it in his face . i saw how angry he is . bo : no , do n't tell me about my son . clint : well , maybe i should . nora : okay , you know what we should do ? probably take a little time - out here . that 's what we should do . clint : or do you wan na end up like you and pa -- spend half your life hating each other and the other half not knowing what you 're doing with each other ? bo : well , what i do n't want is to visit my son in a cemetery . now , i do n't expect you to understand all this , clint , because you 've got 5 healthy kids , all right ? i 've got one . clint : or you could count david vickers . bo : i 'm talking about the one in the wheelchair . and do n't try to make decisions about matthew . you 're not his father . you never will be . [ scene_break ] destiny : what do you mean , you 're leaving ? you just got here . greg : look . i have patients all over the country who need the kind of help that matthew 's parents decided against . and it would n't be fair if i stayed here when i could be of some real good someplace else , right ? destiny : what makes you think you 're not doing any good here ? greg : what do you mean ? destiny : i like having you around , even if you ca n't help matthew . or am i a waste of your time , too ? [ scene_break ] todd : it was just sex . it meant nothing . not to me , not to her . téa : well ? todd : go on , tell her . blair : that 's right . it 's just sex . todd : see ? what did i tell you ? blair : hot , dirty sex . the kind that when you start , you just ca n't stop . you know , the one that you compare all your other lovers against ? that kind of sex . todd : that 's enough , blair . blair : the kind of sex that you could only have with someone you 've had a long history with but you do n't care about anymore . because if you cared , then you 'd ruin it . but that kind of history -- you know it 's gon na happen over and over again no matter who you 're with . no matter if either one of you want it or not . but no matter how you spin it , it 's still just that kind of sex . you know ? todd : what the hell is the matter with you , blair ? blair : you asked . todd : do n't listen to her . she 's just a bitch . she 's just a spiteful , hurtful bitch . téa : at least when she hurts us , it 's with the truth . blair ? i appreciate your candor . blair : your welcome , ms. téa . téa : yeah , you 've just given me all the reasons why i need to cut ties with todd forever . todd : téa , do n't say that . téa : oh , you do n't wan na hear that ? okay , hear this . i never want to see you again . todd : no , sweetheart , you do n't mean that . téa : oh , god . do n't call me `` sweetheart . `` i 'm so -- i 'm so stupid . you know , i 'm -- i -- ha ha ha ! i thought that -- that something had changed between us . todd : something has changed . téa : yeah , sure . that night , you know , the night that , um , before starr 's wedding , i thought that we 'd actually gone to a new -- a new place , you know ? you made that stupid lie about coming over looking for your slippers because you wanted to -- you wanted to see me . todd : i did . téa : and then after we made love , you -- you did n't want to leave . remember ? todd : yes . that was one of the best nights of my life . téa : yeah . i actually thought , you know , it 's not about sex . it 's not about power . it 's not about custody of the kids . i thought when you were holding me , that you really wanted to be holding me . and it was n't just some physical need to hold someone , anyone . how -- god , i 'm so stupid ! ha . you 're right . you know what ? you 're right , blair . when you care about someone , it ruins everything . todd : téa , you are the one i care about here . téa : oh -- todd : you are . you 're the only one i want . téa : no . no , you want whoever 's convenient . and i 'm not convenient anymore . todd : that 's not what i want . that 's not what you are to me . téa : no , no , no . no , no , no , no . we just need to admit there was never anything between us . not really . not really . just like there was never anything between you and blair . right ? [ scene_break ] rex : i know i 've been a little distant . stacy : oh . so it 's not just me ? rex : it 's not you at all . moving on is hard , even if there 's no hope for gigi and me . but i promise i 'll do better . i do n't want to lose you . stacy : so do you love me ? because , i mean , if you do , i really do need to hear that . rex : stacy , i -- of course i love you . gigi : you 're still here ? stacy : just getting a pep talk from my man . heh heh ! okay , i 'm out . i 'll be back soon . shane : ready to bleed , right ? stacy : buckets . stacy : what now ? gigi : thank you for helping shane . stacy : it 's nothing . just keeping up my end of the deal . gigi : that 's the only reason you 're doing this ? to keep rex ? stacy : you know , gigi , i 'm gon na level with you . i never wanted shane to suffer . but without rex , i was suffering . our deal was the only way to make things better for shane and for me . worked out pretty well , huh ? gigi : yes . enjoy it while you can . rex : is the coast clear ? gigi : yeah . you had to give her the hard sell , huh ? rex : sorry about that . gigi : she went that way . rex : i will meet up with you soon . wish me luck . gigi : go get her blood . [ scene_break ] greg : destiny , you know i love you , and it 's been great spending time with you again . destiny : but it 's not gon na make you stay . greg : i ca n't . but i tell you what . i 'll be back come christmas . i promise . destiny : christmas ? greg : yeah . how 's that ? destiny : it 's july -- that 's how that is . you know , forget it . greg : no , i do n't want to forget it . what can i do ? destiny : stay . greg : besides that . destiny : i do n't want anything else , but i understand . you got your money . you can go . greg : now you 're starting to sound like shaun . destiny : who cares if what he says is right ? greg : it 's not just about money for me , des . destiny : i know . it 's about helping people , right ? greg : yes . destiny : tell that to the kid in the wheelchair . greg : look . i tried to help your friend . destiny : try harder . matthew needs you . i need you . not at christmas or thanksgiving or next time . i need you now ! greg : it is n't about you ! destiny : it never is , is it ? shaun told me not to get my hopes up about you . greg : look . i 'm sorry . destiny : he warned me that the only thing you think about is yourself . greg : look . you have to understand -- destiny : that you could n't be counted on . greg : that 's not fair . destiny : no ! i 'll let you know when i 'm done . i owe our brother an apology . i should 've listened . here . greg : but this was a gift . destiny : i do n't want anything from you -- nothing you can buy , anyway . now i 'm done . [ scene_break ] clint : i know that i am not matthew 's father . bo : well , then stop acting like you are . clint : when did i ever do that ? bo : what do you call springing dr. evans on us without any warning ? clint : i felt i had to do that because you were just gon na turn me down . now , what is going on here really , huh ? are you afraid that i might look good in matthew 's eyes ? bo : what , do you think i 'm that petty ? do you think i would resent you helping my son to walk again ? clint : i think you resent me for more than you 're saying . nora : okay , you know what ? nobody resents anybody for anything . this has been a horrible day , and we 're all on edge . bo : but i wan na hear what he has to say , okay ? what do i resent you for , clint ? clint : the very reason we 're having this argument . you would n't be quite so defensive if i had n't taken your place in nora 's life . bo : there was nothing to take . clint : okay , fine . keep kidding yourself . [ scene_break ] guard : excuse me , sir ? i.d . ? rex : uh , here you go . guard : this is a driver 's license . i need your membership card . rex : uh , my wife must have it . she 's already inside . so i 'll -- guard : no i.d . , no entry . rex : but i told you my wife 's already inside . i do n't -- guard : where do i know you from ? rex : nowhere . guard : no , i never forget a face -- especially a face i 've arrested before . [ scene_break ] destiny : that sounded good -- at least , until the end part . matthew : how 'd you find me ? destiny : i tried calling you . matthew : i turned my phone off . destiny : i figured , so i called your house . nigel said you got dropped off here . you want to be alone ? matthew : no . it 's all right . i 'm just messing around with the piano . sometimes i feel like it 's the only thing i have left . destiny : i heard the surgery is n't happening . matthew : sucks to be me , huh ? destiny : i 'm sorry . matthew : me , too . [ scene_break ] nora : clint , you are way off base . this is about matthew . it is not about any of us . clint : nora , if you believe that , you 're as blind as he is . now , i understand what i did . i understand that bringing in dr. evans was a big gesture . but other than that , i have bent over backwards to respect what the two of you have gone through since matthew 's accident . nora : we know you have . clint : i have kept my distance . i 've kept my opinions to myself . i have let you handle things as you see fit , despite the fact that i am a blood relative . i am matthew 's uncle . i am a part of this family ! and if either one of you think that 's overstepping , too bad . soon i 'm gon na be nora 's husband . i 'm sure you 'll be thinking i 'm overstepping all over the place . too bad . now , if you 'll excuse me , i 'm gon na go find a new best man . [ scene_break ] todd : téa , do n't do this . do n't get caught up on this one little mistake . téa : oh , todd , this is n't `` one little mistake . `` oh , and blair 's right . it 's gon na keep happening over and over . it always does . todd : no , no . that was it . téa : oh , really ? good for you , todd . you got it out of your system , did you ? oh , come on . you really expect me to just shrug this off ? todd : well , just try to let it go this one time . téa : why the hell should i ? if the tables were turned , todd , if you walked in on me screwing naked with r.j. or kevin buchanan , and all i could come up with was , `` uh ... it was an accident `` ? `` it meant nothing `` ? blair : actually -- téa : `` just forget about it `` ? `` could you just let it go this once ? `` blair : téa , todd did actually walk in on something kind of like that . todd : why do n't you shut up ? blair : well , see ? that 's exactly the reaction -- so mature . [ téa growls ] todd : this is different . blair : you know , téa , you 're right . if todd walked in on you in that kind of situation , he would n't understand . he would n't forgive you . téa : mm - mmm . blair : he would make sure that he destroyed you . and he would n't stop until he crushed or burned everything that you cared about , okay ? téa : well , then you 're gon na get off easy , because all i 'm going to do is try very hard to forget that you ever existed . todd : no , you ca n't do that . téa : watch me . todd : hey , wait a minute . téa : do n't you touch me ! another broken promise , huh , todd ? i 'm through , blair . he 's all yours . [ scene_break ] shane : all i want is a grape soda . gigi : today is a big day . get whatever you want . but do n't get your stomach upset . i 've heard enough heaving for one day . shane : hey . michael : nice job . i was just looking at shane 's chart . his latest test results look really good . gigi : yeah ? his new doctor said there 's no sign of the cancer coming back . but i got to say that , uh , hearing it from you today just made it real . michael : um , so listen . i know that this was all a setup , you know , but there still is the distinct possibility -- there always is the distinct possibility -- that the cancer could come back , all right ? so we just need to be vigilant . gigi : keep my eyes open ? michael : exactly . gigi : all rex and i do is worry about shane . that 's how stacy was able to back us into this corner in the first place . and , really , we can not thank you enough for coming all this way to help us sell it . michael : oh , please . you think i had any choice in the matter ? when i told marcie what we were doing out here , she said , `` well , michael , you just do n't come back to seattle until you kick that skinny bitch 's butt . `` gigi : well , here 's hoping that 's what rex is doing right now . michael : amen . [ scene_break ] rex : you got this all wrong ! guard : i do n't think so . i think i caught you pulling a scam . rex : no , i 'm not running a scam , but the girl i 'm with is , okay ? and if you do n't let me go , she 's gon na get away with it . what the -- you got to let me go , okay ? my son 's life is at stake here ! guard : i 'm sure it is . rex : wait , wait , wait . call commissioner buchanan at the l.p.d . he 'll back me up . guard : yeah , i 'll call the commissioner right away . now , move . [ scene_break ] stacy : oh . oh , yes . there you are . come to mama . [ scene_break ] bo : looks like i wo n't be giving the toast at your wedding . nora : assuming there 's gon na be a wedding . bo : clint will cool off -- with you , at least . nora : yeah . cool off with you , too . you know it . he 's probably kicking himself right now for getting into it with you . he did n't mean anything he said . none of us did . bo : i meant what i said . we 've got to keep matthew safe , you know , especially from himself . [ scene_break ] destiny : how about a petition or a protest ? matthew : like with picket signs ? destiny : too much ? i know . we contact the local news and we have them do a story on how your parents wo n't let you walk again . matthew : i think that 'll only make them more mad . destiny : maybe we could get some of my brother 's patients to write letters telling them how he helped them . matthew : my mom already did a bunch of research about him . destiny : there 's got to be something that 'll change their minds . matthew : yeah -- a personality transplant . i mean , they just do n't know how to be wrong . but thanks for trying . destiny : do n't thank me . i did n't do anything . i 'm sorry . matthew : it 's not your fault . destiny : i feel like it is . matthew : why ? destiny : because i got your hopes up . matthew : no , i got my hopes up . destiny : yeah , but i kept talking up my brother like he was some big hero , saying he was gon na help you walk again . how can he do that if he ca n't even be bothered to stick around ? matthew : where 's he going ? destiny : i do n't know . i do n't care , either . matthew : i 'm sorry . destiny : do n't be . i learned my lesson . matthew : what 's that ? destiny : a person ca n't let you down if you do n't build them up first . [ scene_break ] blair : so how 's the water ? hmm ? todd : thanks a lot . blair : i think my favorite part was , `` you know , it really did n't mean anything , `` or -- oh , i do n't know . the best part was , `` no , it 's not what it looks like . `` where are you going ? todd : i 'm going to find téa . she 's actually worth it . [ scene_break ] shane : i have a new idea for the villain in my comic book . want to hear it ? gigi : absolutely . shane : okay . wait for it ... scabby stacy . gigi : ew ! that sounds worse than evelyn evil . shane : much , much worse . she has sores all over her body and has the power to make people itch themselves to death . but no one sees her for what she is because she stole magic water from the fountain of youth and is using it to pretend that she 's beautiful , when really ... gigi : she 's ugly as sin . shane : uglier . when the good guys team up , they figure it out and take her down . gigi : hmm . sounds exciting . although , i hope reality is n't as exciting as the comic book . i 'll settle for rex just getting that bag of blood back to us safe and sound . [ scene_break ] stacy : chilled to perfection . now all i have to do is get it to the hospital and that brat . should be no big deal , right ? [ door slams ]
matthew tells his parents he will not accept being stuck in a wheelchair . clint tells them he agrees . but they are firm on their decision not to trust dr. greg and are afraid of losing matthew after the surgery . destiny finds that out and her brother informs her he is leaving town . she is very disappointed but tells matthew they must protest and do something as not to give up . gigi , rex , michael and shane all attempt to convince stacy that they need her stem cells in order to save shane . she goes off and rex follows her . she finds the mysterious bag of blood . and he manages to catch her . blair and tea both admit their feelings for todd and how the three of them have the big dilemma .
charlie : i 'm attracted to you , dorian . i have been for months , ever since you and i teamed up to track down mitch laurence . dorian : two desperate souls united to protect our loved ones . charlie : yeah . we 're two of a kind , dorian . you understand me in a way that viki never could . dorian : oh , well , she would never understand your primal instincts . charlie : right . now you 're talking my language . dorian : but , charlie , if you 've been attracted to me all this time , why did you keep pushing me away ? charlie : because i had to . i was afraid of my feelings . dorian : and because you did n't want to betray viki ? charlie : no , no , no . no , i was afraid of competing with david . [ scene_break ] david : this is weird . viki : why ? because i 'm enjoying the view ? david : because the real viki always wants me to keep my clothes on . viki : not today . david : niki smith , is that you ? viki : no ! no , david , no . i 'm completely integrated . you know that . david : so why so touchy - feely ? viki : why not ? you are a very attractive man . david : i know . but you never let me get to first base . you never even let me take my clothes off . viki : well -- i guess i changed my mind . david : okay . down , girl . viki : oh , david , stop pretending . you know you want me . you always say so . david : of course i want you . you know i want you . i love the chase . viki : oh . oh . so , you 're not interested in me at all . david : of course i 'm interested in you . you 've got a smoking swimming pool . you 're beautiful . you got the best wine cellar in town . viki : but at the end of the day , you 're still in love with dorian . [ scene_break ] nate : james ' brother nearly bit my head off . i did n't want you to have the same experience . dani : yeah , i heard ford 's got a mean streak . starr ca n't stand him . nate : in this case , i ca n't blame him . i did almost get james killed . my mother almost murdered me when she found out . inez : you 're lucky you 're still alive . nate : mom , you can not still be mad . inez : i 'm furious . and i 'm returning that money . [ scene_break ] ford : seriously , promise me you 'll stay away from starr manning completely . james : sorry , brother . that 's a promise i ca n't keep . come on in , twinkle . [ scene_break ] john : hi . marty : hi . john : how are you ? marty : i 'm -- okay . it 's good to see you . john : good to see you . um -- another doctor in there with hannah ? marty : no , it 's cole . [ scene_break ] cole : it 's just you and me , hannah . if you care about me at all -- hannah : i do . cole : okay , then i need to know the truth about you . did you do it ? is this real ? hannah : is what real ? [ scene_break ] blair : this is a happy time , happy occasion . please do n't ruin it . todd : me ? what about him ? he 's trying to muscle in on my kids and try to get married before me and you . téa : he never said he wanted to get married before us . blair : no , he just said soon . todd : well , i do n't see what you see in him . blair : oh , god . eli : if i were you , i 'd watch your mouth , manning . todd : oh , yeah ? why is that , eli ? eli : because i still have n't forgotten you killed my brother . [ scene_break ] layla : she barely even looks like my sister anymore . cristian : well , it 's been a while since we 've seen her . layla : that 's not what i -- i mean , look at her . she needs a machine to breathe for her and one to feed her . cristian : she does n't know that . you know , the doctor says she 's not in any pain , she 's not aware of any machines . layla : that 's the problem . she 's not aware . i used to think my sister was in there somewhere , but i do n't think that anymore . and the doctors say she needs those machines to live , and my mother refuses to take her off of them . so -- what am i supposed to do ? [ scene_break ] nate : so you 're not gon na pay the mortgage ? inez : i 'm not gon na use stolen money , nathaniel q. salinger . nate : when the `` q `` comes out , you know i 'm in trouble . inez : yeah , you are in trouble . lying to your mother about winning the lottery ? i ca n't believe i bought that ridiculous story . nate : so are we gon na lose the house ? inez : there are worse things , like stealing and lying to me ! nate : how many times do i have to say i am sorry ? inez : did you apologize to that poor boy ? nate : i tried , but his brother was n't having it . inez : what room is he in ? nate : are you sure you want – inez : what room ? nate : 403 . ford better not treat her like he treated me . [ scene_break ] starr : brought james some takeout since i know how much he hates mystery meat . and you know , they have a saying , when you shoot someone , you owe them . so i 'm here to pay off my debt . ford : how does cole feel about that ? later . starr : no offense , but i could live without your brother . james : he 's an acquired taste . starr : speaking of , are you hungry ? james : sure . thanks . i 'm not complaining , but yesterday i thought we said good - bye . starr : look , it 's just a burger . james : where is your boyfriend ? starr : he needed to be someplace . james : with hannah ? [ scene_break ] marty : he 's trying to get her to open up to him , tell him whether this is all an act . john : what do you think ? marty : she shows many symptoms of schizophrenia . you know , she 's hearing voices , she 's dissociative . but she 's also very smart , and like i told nora , she could be faking it . but she trusts cole , so i think he 'll have a better chance of getting through to her than i did . [ scene_break ] cole : before you had this -- this breakdown or whatever you want to call it , you said you were fine . you said that you were innocent and that you had nothing to do with the attacks against my mom or ford . you said you 'd tell us who 's really responsible if you got immunity . and -- i believed you . i think john did , too . then you said that you were responsible for the attacks . i mean , what happened ? why the 180 ? eli : what about cole thornhart ? will he be safe , do you think ? hannah : leave cole alone ! eli : i 'd like to . he 's a good kid . it 'd be a damn shame if something bad had to happen to him and you had to spend the rest of your life knowing it was all your fault . hannah : because of you . [ scene_break ] dorian : you were afraid of competing with david ? david vickers ? charlie : dorian , come on . yours and david 's , how shall i say , sex life is legend around llanview . and everybody knows you never got over him . dorian : oh . ha ha ! let me debunk that myth . for goodness sakes ! david and i are finis , finito ! basta la commedia ! it 's over . and as far as our infamous liaison goes , it 's so yesterday . charlie : and today ? dorian : today ? i need a real man , a man with integrity and strength , a man who will not abandon me because he booked a hemorrhoid commercial . charlie : okay , but still , david is so -- so david . dorian : yes , but it 's -- a facade . i mean , really , why are we talking about him ? we should be talking about -- dorian : david is with viki right now , and i think viki is gon na succumb to him . [ scene_break ] david : dorian ? i do n't want dorian . i want to run a skewer through her and roast her over a hot fire , but i do n't love her . i 've been there , done that . i 'm not going there again . viki : never ? david : never ! hey , talk to me , viki . it seems like something 's wrong . viki : yes . yes , david , something is wrong . oh , david , i think -- i think that charlie is turning to dorian . [ scene_break ] starr : cole is with hannah , but it 's not like you think . james : i 'm not thinking anything . i 'm -- just wondering why he 's not with you . it 's a great burger . starr : well , cole 's mom called and said that hannah was having problems . so , you know , he thinks that he could get through to her . it 's a long story . james : always is . starr : hannah made some statements at the police station , and -- i ca n't tell you anything more because it involves cole 's mom . starr : i 'm not upset . cole and i are fine . it was great to be home , and it was great to see hope . james : so everything 's good ? cole : you did n't come to me , starr . you were in trouble , and you did n't come to me ! starr : it could n't be better . james : yeah ? how come i do n't believe you ? [ scene_break ] john : you know , if hannah 's faking , why have her cop to both assaults when we only had enough to charge her for ford ? marty : maybe she thinks you 're gon na find more evidence . john : yeah . but then , uh , why try to make a deal ? she was ready to give up the name of the perp in exchange for immunity . marty : she could be lying . she 's done that before . john : mm - hmm . marty : what , you do n't think she 's lying ? john : i do n't know . what do you think ? marty : ohh , i do n't know . but if she 's innocent -- john : why not wait for the deal , right ? i mean , clarke 's not an idiot . he could have the other charges dropped , you know ? instead , he shows up and then suddenly she 's in here , like this . marty : what , do you think he coached her ? john : why have her confess to both crimes ? why have her incriminate herself for a crime that we ca n't prove ? marty : you 're right . you 're right , it does n't make any sense . [ scene_break ] cole : you decided to confess because of me ? or was the breakdown because of me ? hannah : all of it . cole : what do you mean ? hannah : you left me there . i mean , you left me to go be with starr , and you left me alone with him . cole : with who , your lawyer ? eli clarke ? [ scene_break ] blair : todd did not have a choice . ross was gon na hurt dani . eli : oh , blair , i do n't believe that for a second . téa : well , it 's true . todd had no choice . ross was out of control . eli : can you blame him ? he was trying to take his kid from him . todd : my daughter . eli : who did n't want anything to do with you . so , what , you figured you 'd solve everything by murdering my brother ? todd : i did n't murder anybody . téa : eli , todd did n't kill ross . eli : no ? who did ? téa : he 's gon na find out because i 'm sick . eli : what am i gon na find out , delgado ? téa : ross is n't dead . [ scene_break ] john : so you think it was her hands on your back ? marty : i do n't -- it all happened so fast . i heard a noise , and before i could turn around , someone pushed me down the stairs . john : but at first you thought it was natalie , so your initial instinct was it was a woman . marty : i think you know why i thought it was natalie . no , i 'm -- you 're changing my mind . you think it could be hannah ? john : all i know is none of it adds up . [ scene_break ] hannah : i had no choice , cole . cole : what does that mean ? hannah : just think about it . i mean , why would i confess to pushing your mom down the stairs , trying to kill her baby , attacking ford ? what possible reason would i have to make that up ? cole : was this his idea ? did eli clarke make you confess , have you fake a breakdown so that you could stay out of prison ? [ scene_break ] téa : ross is the one who helped dani come to terms with the fact that todd is her biological father . eli : so is he still down there ? do you know where he is ? téa : well , he 's a fugitive . that 's why we promised him that we would n't tell anyone that he was still alive . blair : oh , and you know , that was just so sweet of you , téa . téa : i 'm sorry , blair , okay ? eli : you could n't even tell me ? i 'm his brother . téa : i 'm sorry , eli . but things being what they are right now , todd and i are considering the possibility that dani may want to reach out to ross again . eli : oh , so it 's okay for todd to know ? he shot him . it 's okay for danielle , a 15-year - old girl , to know , but it 's not okay for blair to know ? it 's not okay for me to know ? i 've been grieving for my brother since that day on the bridge , and you 've known all this time that he 's alive . téa , how could you do this to me ? [ scene_break ] layla : my mother freaked when i suggested that being hooked up to machines might not have been what evangeline wanted . cristian : well , it 's a touchy subject for her , and you 're -- you 're very direct . layla : my mother accused me of wanting evangeline out of the way . cristian : i know she 's being unreasonable , but -- layla : you are not gon na tell me to calm down . cristian : she 's evangeline 's mom , layla . the last thing she wants to think about is ending her daughter 's life . layla : it 's not like i enjoy it . cristian : i know . i know , but , see , you -- you can see the big picture . your mom -- well , she really needs to believe that evangeline is gon na snap out of this and get better . layla : i get that , i do , but my mom ca n't see what it means for evangeline to be hooked up to life support . she 's not gon na get better . cristian : layla . layla : no , the doctors have been very clear about that . all i want is for my mother to do what 's right for my sister . [ scene_break ] dani : i know how much you wanted to help your mom keep the house . nate : we 'll survive . dani : you know , my dad was willing to pay half a million bucks to keep you alive . maybe he could just -- nate : i am not taking money from your dad , no way . dani : well , it 's not like he needs it . nate : i need him to respect me . i do n't want us to end up like starr and cole . [ scene_break ] cole : did eli make you do this ? hannah : oh , god , you hate me ? oh , you must hate me . i mean , you got locked up because of me , because i made you attack todd . i told you that starr was cheating on you , and i tried to get you to sleep with me . cole : hannah , i do n't hate you . i just -- you need help . hannah : yeah . and here i am , locked up at st. ann 's . but -- you 're safe . you can go home and live happily ever after with starr and hope because of me . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't care what you think . james : oh , now you hurt my feelings . you got any ketchup for these fries ? starr : the point is , is that it 's just none of your business . james : got it . salt ? look . i 'm not trying to pry , but it just kind of seems like everything 's , i do n't know , too good to be true ? i mean , you 're on the run , cole 's in jail , then suddenly everything 's all hunky - dory . starr : okay , so it 's not perfect . we had a little argument last night . it was n't -- it was n't even an argument . we were just venting . james : about ? starr : you . hannah convinced him that you and i slept together . james : well , that 's a bit of a stretch . starr : a bit ? it 's not even close . james : did you tell him we kissed ? [ scene_break ] nate : my mom and i have been up against it before . somehow , we get by . dani : well , does n't your dad have to pay child support ? nate : what dad ? i never even met him . i think he ditched my mom when she was pregnant . she never talks about him . [ scene_break ] [ ford talking indistinctly ] inez : excuse me . do you know where i can find room -- ford : what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] starr : we did n't kiss . i mean , you kissed me , but it was only so that that goon would n't see us . james : right . starr : it was nothing . we were just trying to hide . it did n't mean anything . james : it meant something to me . [ scene_break ] viki : i 've tried to turn a blind eye , but i ca n't do it anymore . you know , he 's always over there . he 's always with dorian . and the other night , in bed , i heard him say , `` dorian . `` david : ohh ! that dirty dog ! viki : i know . i know . and i know how this must be upsetting you , because i know you always hoped that dorian would come back to you . [ scene_break ] charlie : it 's my own fault . i never took david seriously . dorian : how could you ? david does n't take himself seriously . charlie : i know , but there 's a limit . come on , how many times can you walk in on the guy in his skivvies , or worse yet , that bathing suit ? dorian : the less david wears , the better he looks . charlie : well , yes , he is a vigorous young man , but he 's full of vitality . and viki can deny it as much as she wants , but , hey , i caught her checking him out . dorian : oh , dear . charlie : now , i know that you thought david would always be carrying a torch for you . [ scene_break ] david : i gave up on dorian months ago . i just do n't like seeing you hurt ! [ scene_break ] dorian : i doused that torch long ago myself . and may i tell you something ? i think the way that viki is treating you is absolutely unconscionable , and i hope that you now recognize her for the controlling , judgmental prig that she has always been . [ scene_break ] viki : yes , i am hurt . but i 'm angry . i 'm so angry . i 'm just tired of people thinking that i 'm some sort of a prig . oh , god , david , i enjoy your splendid body as much as any woman , and i am sick and tired of trying to resist you while charlie is throwing himself at dorian . [ scene_break ] dorian : ooh . that having been said , what is it that we 're discussing here , charlie ? fighting fire with fire ? hmm ? charlie : you do n't want me like this , dorian , just turning to you just because david and viki are rolling in the hay . [ scene_break ] layla : i wish i knew what evangeline wanted . we never talked about anything like that . did she ever say anything to you ? cristian : no , no . no , but who talks about stuff like that ? layla : my sister . that 's exactly the sort of thing she thought about . maybe if she drew up some documents , like a living will or something , we would know what to do , and we 'd have to honor it , and my mother would have to , too . mrs. williamson : are you talking about killing your sister again ? [ scene_break ] marty : okay . let 's say hannah is faking this thing and that she 's innocent . john : then she 's covering for someone . marty : yeah . [ scene_break ] cole : hannah , i 'm sorry . i was just hoping you could explain yourself . hannah : i did . cole : look . you do n't owe me anything . just -- just get better . [ knock on door ] john : hey . i 'd like to talk to you . cole : yeah , i was just leaving . john : i 'll give you a minute . hannah : so , are you gon na come back , or is this good - bye ? cole : good - bye , hannah . hannah : wait , wait . okay . i know that this is n't making sense right now , but everything that i did , i did it for you . [ scene_break ] marty : hey . how 'd it go ? cole : she 's still sticking to her story . marty : are you okay ? cole : yeah . marty : what went on in there ? [ scene_break ] starr : like i said , it did n't mean anything . james : liar . it was great , and you know it . starr : do n't make this into something that it just was n't . james : i 'm just stating the facts . being on the run with you was one of the highlights of my life . seriously . i mean , i ca n't imagine anyone else i 'd rather be hiding out with . it was fun , it was exciting , and it was hot . [ scene_break ] inez : bobby , oh , my god . how are you ? are you okay ? because i heard that you were in the hospital , and i really wanted to see you . ford : why ? inez : i 'm your mother . [ scene_break ] dani : so you do n't even know who your dad is ? nate : nope . my mom wo n't talk about him , so i stopped asking . dani : and i thought i had it bad with two dads . you must hate it when i complain about that . nate : no , i 'm used to it . i mean , it 's always been me and my mom , and you ca n't miss what you 've never known . [ scene_break ] ford : you may have given birth to me , but you lost the right to call yourself my mother when you walked out on us . inez : bobby -- ford : i told you when you came to my office , i do n't want to see you . i do n't want your phone number . i do n't want any part of you . inez : but i moved here to be close to you . you have to give me a -- ford : i have to ? i 'm a grown man now . i do n't need you anymore . inez : we both missed out on -- ford : yeah , but i did n't have a choice in the matter ! inez : neither did i ! ford : so you left us to deal with that man all by ourselves ? you know what , you were right not to visit here , and you 're not gon na see james , either . inez : james ? james is here in the hospital ? why ? what happened to him ? ford : he got shot . inez : oh , my god . ford : he 's okay , but he stole 50 grand from dad , and dad , being the sweetheart that he is , sent one of his thugs to beat it out of him . james would have given it back , but some stupid high school kid found it first and took it . [ scene_break ] starr : you think that us being on the run was hot ? me being away from cole and hope for all that time , and it was fun for me ? we were almost killed ! james : i was almost killed , by you . but never mind . i would take a bullet every day if it meant you were doing the shooting . starr : you would what ? i think you 've completely lost your mind . it must be the meds talking . james : no , no , no , starr , starr , listen . what i 'm trying to say is , almost dying really made things clear to me . i ca n't let you go , even if it means being on the run for the rest of our lives . starr : james , i 'm with cole . james : you 've said that . starr : and i 'm sorry if i did anything to lead you on , because i did n't mean to . cole and i might have our issues , but we 're together . we have a daughter . i 'm not leaving him . james : so the burger was just a burger ? starr : maybe it was a mistake to come here , but i just thought that i was doing something nice for a friend , someone that i could talk to , not someone who would assume that i was willing to throw my life away . james : starr , before i went into surgery , i heard you say some pretty intense stuff for a friend . starr : that 's because i did n't want you to die . i am sorry if i misled you , but i ca n't promise you anything , james . i -- i ca n't promise you anything . james : there it is , starr , every time you look at me . starr : i have to go . good - bye , and this time i mean it . james : starr , wait . [ scene_break ] inez : he 's my son . if he 's hurt -- ford : you 're gon na what , kiss it and make it better ? he does n't even know who you are ! he was that little when you left him ! inez : i thought he was in ohio with his father . ford : you are not going to see him . now get the hell out of here ! [ scene_break ] cole : something 's not right . marty : that 's what john said . cole : what do you mean ? marty : well , we were talking about this whole thing with hannah and how it does n't add up . one minute she 's insisting she 's innocent , and the next , she 's confessing . cole : i know . marty : well , do you think she was faking ? cole : i do n't know . i ca n't help feeling sorry for her , and i know i should n't after what she 's done to you and starr and me and -- marty : no , it 's all right to feel compassion . just protect yourself . cole : yeah . i just want to go home and see starr and hope . marty : good . do n't let this thing with hannah get in the way of what 's really important : your girls . right ? cole : i know . marty : come here . cole : thank you . marty : it 'll be okay . [ scene_break ] hannah : i do n't feel like talking anymore . john : well , that 's okay . but you know , if you change your mind , or you 're scared and you 're keeping a secret for someone , call me . hannah : you do n't hate me for what i did ? john : i hate the person who hurt marty and the baby . [ scene_break ] téa : i 'm sorry , eli . i really am sorry . i am . todd : please . he 's too busy feeling sorry for himself to be happy his brother 's alive . eli : oh , is that right , manning ? todd : yeah , that 's right . that 's right . uh , did you even know ross had a brother till he showed up ? and how old was dani then ? i mean , you did n't even meet her till she was in high school , is that right ? boo - hoo , ross . you 're so full of it . you do n't give a damn about your brother [ all yelling ] téa : relax ! [ splash ] blair : it 's not funny . by the way , congratulations . téa : back at you , sister . [ scene_break ] dani : do you ever wonder about your dad ? i mean , what he might be like ? nate : i 'm kind of assuming he 's a jerk . dani : because he left your mom ? yeah , my dad 's kind of a jerk , too . but he can also be kind of great . i guess i 'm just saying that you never know . nate : even if my dad 's a prince , i would n't have any idea how to find him . dani : well , your mom never told you anything ? like , not even a name or where he lives ? nate : nothing . dani : so he could have a whole other family ? nate : maybe . dani : you could have , like , brothers and sisters . i have to tell you , it was really great finding starr and my brothers . nate : you 're lucky . dani : well , maybe when you turn 18 , then she 'll have to tell you , right ? nate : maybe . all i know is she 's not talking now . [ scene_break ] inez : bobby . nurse : ma'am , are you okay ? inez : yeah . could you tell me where the accounting office is ? i 'd like to pay the medical expenses for one of your patients , james ford . nurse : i 'm headed that way . i can take you there , but james is still here with us . inez : he wo n't want to see me . he does n't even know me . [ scene_break ] james : what the hell was that ? you yelling at starr ? ford : no . james : i heard you ! ford : it was n't starr . james : then who was it ? ford : no one you know . [ scene_break ] cole : starr . starr . hey . starr : hey . uh , how did things go with hannah ? is she still faking her breakdown ? cole : who knows ? not even the doctors can tell . i was about to grab you and hope some lunch , but i thought you were home with her . starr : my grandma 's with her . i went to visit james . [ scene_break ] layla : no one is talking about killing anyone . we both love evangeline , and you know that . mrs. williamson : well , nothing says love like avoiding your sister all these months while you 're dating her ex - boyfriend , except maybe coming home just to tell her that you 're marrying him . layla : i know . i was wrong to wait . but we 're here now , and we 're just trying to do what 's right for her . mrs. williamson : by pulling the plug ? layla : we were wondering if there 's any way of knowing what she wanted , just in case something like this happened . mrs. williamson : what evangeline wanted ? what she wants , layla , is to live . and when she gets better , you 're gon na be so ashamed of yourself for even thinking this . layla : i know you do n't want to think like this , but when you moved vange 's things from llanview and brought her home , you must have gone through all her documents . did she have a living will or something that says what her wishes are ? mrs. williamson : i do n't even have anything like that , layla . do you ? layla : no , but vange was a lawyer . she must have drawn up papers like that all the time for her clients . it 's possible she prepared one for herself . cristian : maybe layla and i could go by the house and see if we can find it . [ scene_break ] marty : thank you , sandy . i do appreciate it . yes , you , too . bye . hey , i just called a couple colleagues to come and look in on hannah and give me another opinion . i 'm not gon na tell nora just yet , but i will let you know . john : thanks . marty : john , i 'm really confused . hannah confessed to pushing me . but whether she stays here or she 's in jail , it really just wo n't change anything . john : what do you mean ? marty : our baby 's gone . [ scene_break ] hannah : i told the truth , cole . i did everything for you , so eli wo n't hurt you . [ scene_break ] blair : okay , you guys , enough 's enough . this is supposed to be a happy time . here , todd , a little champagne . no more fighting . téa : if blair and i can get along -- blair : anybody can get along . so -- todd , i 'm happy for you . can you be happy for us ? todd : yeah , i can be happy for us 3 , maybe . téa : eli ? blair : i wish the two of you a happy life , and with god 's help , a long one . eli : we all wish téa the best . [ scene_break ] david : you 're sure charlie 's with dorian ? viki : are you kidding ? did n't you see the way he leapt at the chance to go to her house to `` work `` ? they 're not working ! [ scene_break ] dorian : keep in mind that viki invited david to move in with the two of you . charlie : yeah , and she can have him now . [ scene_break ] viki : charlie is n't mine anymore . he 's dorian 's now . david : so that means -- viki : that means that i 'm all yours . david : maybe we should – [ scene_break ] charlie : there 's nothing stopping us .
starr goes to see james in the hospital and brings him some food . she tells him that she just wanted to be courteous since she got him shot . but he tells her he knows there is more between them than that . right then , we see that nate 's mom is also the mom of robert and james ford . when she is going to apologize to the `` boy `` whom her son got shot , having no clue that he 's james , robert stands guard outside the door , reveals that he never wants to see his mom again nor let her near his brother after she abandoned them and left them with their abusive father . nate meanwhile reveals to dani that the only family he 's known is his mom . he has no interest in meeting his father who left his mom when she was pregnant with him . yet she seems to know that he might have a family he knows nothing about . meanwhile , viki and charlie put their plans into motion where she has david believing she 's leaving charlie and wants him , and charlie is leaving viki for dorian . blair and eli are with todd and tea . the two men argue . tea reveals that eli 's brother , ross , is still alive . blair and tea are friends and confident of their situations although tea is dying .
rex : adriana , it 's me . can i talk to you for a minute , please ? layla : sorry , rex . adriana is n't here , and before you ask , she 's with tate . [ scene_break ] adriana : you all right ? tate : it 's just after all those awful things that my father did , to be killed in prison , i -- i still ca n't believe it . adriana : i know . it 's all too much to take in . tate : i do n't know where i would be without your support , or your sofa . adriana : huh . you can stay at my place as long as you need to . man : sorry to keep you waiting . tate : no problem . i 'm tate harmon . man : emilio kraft . nice to meet you . tate : emilio ? emilio : my mother is dominican . is that a problem ? [ scene_break ] david : john , i just got out of major surgery . if i can help you at all , it 's not going to be for a good long time . john : according to your doctors , not only will you be out of here real soon , but your liver is regenerating as we speak . david : like a dismembered egyptian cobra , huh ? john : hmm . so guess what , vickers -- game on . [ scene_break ] blair : so why do n't you prove to me that you got a backbone here and go up against miles , and help me find todd . so are we in this together or not ? natalie : hi , blair , marty . am i interrupting something ? [ scene_break ] todd : help . help . ranger : could 've sworn i heard something . second ranger : let 's check it out . ranger : nothing here . second ranger : chain saw 's ruining your hearing . first ranger : huh . [ scene_break ] natalie : there 's no blood -- that 's promising , and you guys have n't scratched each other 's eyes out yet . blair : how 's jessica ? natalie : she 's doing great , and so is david vickers . blair : huh . who would 've thought that david would actually give a piece of his liver ? i mean , i guess we can call him `` chopped liver `` now . natalie : yeah . blair : i mean , david is , i guess , like family , but selfless he is not , but i guess it proves that if you 're willing to help somebody , anything can happen . natalie : yeah , i agree . blair : yeah . natalie : well , listen , i got to get back to work , so it was good to see you . blair : ok . natalie : bye . blair : she obviously does n't like you . what 'd you do to her ? marty : i 'm glad you 've finally accepted that i had nothing to do with todd 's disappearance . blair : well , what i ca n't figure out is why that hunter guy would give me your address . marty : i do n't know -- for the money , obviously . blair : no . why would he tell me that todd was at your apartment ? marty : everybody knows we hate each other , ok ? look , as far as my son is concerned , he is not scheming with miles . he can barely stand him . he does n't even understand why i married him . blair : well , neither can anyone else , because it 's obvious you do n't love the man . [ scene_break ] starr : well , no slapping or hair - pulling yet . cole : yeah . so far , so good . amber : i am so bored . how long do we have to stay here ? britney : long enough to see cole sweat or , if things go really well , like explode . cole : why is britney staring at us ? starr : who cares ? cole : she 's smiling . i do n't like when she does that . what did she say to you before ? miles : uh -- excuse me . i 'm going to go check on our drinks . you do n't think your mother would change her mind and join us , do you ? starr : no , and i would n't ask her . miles : ok . cole : well ? what 's up with britney ? starr : i think she was just doing the same thing that she always does -- talking trash and trying to start trouble . cole : well , what exactly did she say ? starr : it was stupid . it was mean and it does n't matter . cole : starr , just tell me . starr : she said that you were keeping this huge secret from me . [ scene_break ] david : you know , john , traditionally when a man donates the right lobe of his liver to the twin sister of another man 's near - miss fiancée , he is often complimented for his extraordinary bravery and magnanimous donation . john : vickers , your act was extraordinarily brave and magnanimous and , quite frankly , the whole world should be down on its knees in gratitude . how 'd i do ? david : it was a little too short to reflect the complexity of my gesture . john : exactly . see , here 's the thing -- when we get you out of here , we 're going to get back to what we started , and that 's finding the person who really killed spencer truman . david : by using me as bait ? john : like chumming for shark . [ scene_break ] rex : will adriana be back soon ? layla : do n't know and do n't ask me where she is because that would come under the heading of `` pumping . `` rex : right . if you ca n't help but feel like blurting it out , feel free . i 'm a blurter myself , so i know what it 's like to not be able to shut up . layla : hmm , i 've noticed . rex : come on , layla , ok , i 'm worried about her . i just want to know what she 's up to . layla : she 's at a funeral home with tate . they 're -- they 're making arrangements for his father 's burial . rex : right . well , that 's really nice of her -- you know , to be with tate during his time of need . she 's got a good heart . layla : i 'm sorry , rex . i know it hurts . rex : yeah . it 's not over . i mean , i have n't heard a fat lady sing -- have you ? layla : hmm -- i think maybe i have . you dug yourself into a pretty deep hole with adriana , and i do n't see how you 're going to climb out of it . [ scene_break ] tate : uh -- why would it be a problem that you 're dominican ? i -- emilio : you seemed unsettled , that 's all . tate : oh , not in the least . i think you might be being a little paranoid , huh ? adriana : you did seem a little surprised , tate . tate : well , not because he 's hispanic or latino or whatever you want to call it . it 's just , you know , given the fact of what my father did , that you agreed to bury him . that 's -- emilio : i 'm not in business to make judgments , only to do what i can to help the bereaved through their time of loss . tate : ok . well , i apologize if you misinterpreted my reaction earlier . as a matter of fact , adriana is half puerto rican and i did n't know that at first . emilio : if you 'd like to have a seat , we can get started picking out a casket . vincent : so how 's the new job ? [ scene_break ] natalie : it 's interesting , very stimulating . vincent : huh . it 's more than that receptionist gig at the police station . natalie : ok . yep , yes , yes , you were right . i could 've done better , and me -- it took me a while to figure out . vincent : and i know why . natalie : ok , dr. jones , let 's hear the analysis . vincent : well , it was about john . and you wanted to get close to him , but that 's over , and now you are free of the guy and you 're also free to realize your true potential . [ scene_break ] marty : you 're right -- i do n't love miles the way i loved patrick . but i married him to provide security and safety for my son . blair : yada , yada -- marty : what , you do n't believe me ? blair : yada -- i do n't -- does n't matter whether i believe you or not . all i care about is , will you help me find todd ? marty : i would if i could , and listen , i want him found , too , ok ? but neither i nor my son know anything about who has him or where he is . excuse me . blair : oh . [ scene_break ] spencer : you 're not really drinking tonight , are you , miles ? i would n't do that if i were you -- uh - uh , especially with your limited tolerance . i mean , think about it , man . get a little too tipsy , say the wrong thing to blair , and she 's going to become even more suspicious of you than she already is . we do n't want that to happen , now , do we ? miles : blair has no proof of anything . spencer : the proof is still out there . you know , you should 've killed todd manning when you had a chance , although it 's really still not too late . all you have to do is pump him full of that drug , bury him in the woods -- nobody is ever going to find that body , and then you 're free and clear to live the rest of your life happily ever after with your beautiful , homicidal wife . [ scene_break ] cole : no , i 'm not going to let her get away with this stuff . starr : no , cole , stop it ! you 're giving her exactly what she wants . she wants to -- cole : you two take a walk . i need to talk to britney alone . amber : no prob . come on , abigail . britney : so you 're back . finally realized what you 're missing ? cole : what 'd you say to starr ? britney : i said a lot of things . i gave her a couple of makeup tips , some much - needed fashion advice . cole : you know what ? just stop trying to be funny and tell me what you said to her about me . britney : oh . oh , right , about you -- ok , let 's see . oh , now i remember . i told her that you 're hiding a really big , juicy secret from her . and it 's true , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] vincent : you do look happier . natalie : ok , whatever that means . i think it 's more like i 'm content . what 's wrong with that ? vincent : it has no passion to it , no romance . natalie : ok , but it 's solid , you know -- stable . vincent : you 're still missing john , are n't you ? natalie : i 'm contented , ok ? vincent : natalie -- natalie : vincent , please . do n't go there , all right ? the topic of john is off- limits . so how 's your love life ? vincent : we were talking about you . natalie : and now we 're not -- so how 's your love life ? how 's it going with you and layla ? vincent : i think we might have a chance . natalie : that 's good -- good for you , and good for layla . [ scene_break ] rex : layla , i know the chances of adriana forgiving me are , you know , slim to none , but -- layla : go on . rex : i think sometime soon , adriana 's going to see that i was right -- not about the whole `` tate is gay `` thing . you know , that was a mistake and i admitted that . but i 'm telling you , something is wrong with the guy . layla : you do n't really know him , rex . rex : i know enough ! and i 'm not the only one who thinks so -- bo 's got suspicions , too . layla : bo 's a cop . rex : so ? layla : would n't he tend to be suspicious of anybody whose father was a white supremacist murderer ? rex : you 're saying he should n't be ? layla : i 'm just wondering if you or bo have any evidence that tate harmon is n't exactly what he seems . rex : no , not evidence , but -- layla : but nothing . and now , i know how adriana feels . it really is infuriating when somebody decides that they do n't like you based on -- huh -- nothing but jealousy ? rex : is this yours ? layla : no , it 's tate 's stuff . he 's been sleeping on the sofa since his father died . rex : like he ca n't stay at his own place . my god , how long is he going to milk that for , anyway ? layla : the press has been after him and this place has security , so -- rex : oh , stop , stop , stop it ! stop making excuses for everything that guy says and does -- my god ! you defend him all over the place , and -- and , you know , i open my mouth and i 'm some kind of jealous fool that ca n't keep his mouth shut . well , i 'm sick of it , layla , just sick of it ! layla : i 'm sorry , rex . rex : look , i still love her , ok ? i ca n't just give up and walk away . layla : i know , and i wish i thought that she 'd forgive you . but i do n't see that happening . you just went too far . rex : you forgave vincent , did n't you ? layla : yeah , because he -- he genuinely is sorry for what he did , and he 's trying to change , but i do n't see that happening with you . rex : oh ! how can you say that ? i 'm always trying to change . i wake up every morning trying to think of ways to do better . layla : ok , that 's all well and good , rex , but -- rex : but what ? layla : are you truly sorry for going after tate ? and can you honestly say that you would stop if adriana took you back ? [ scene_break ] emilio : so , we 'll go with the hardwood mahogany . excellent choice . i think your father would approve . tate : i doubt that . my father did n't approve of any of my choices . emilio : nonetheless , i think your father must be very proud of you . tate : he made a lot of sacrifices for me and i 'll always be grateful to him for that . adriana : tate , he did love you . i mean , he was twisted and i 'm sorry to say that now that he 's passed , but he did love you . i 'm sure of it . emilio : now , then are you certain you would n't like to have a viewing ? tate : no , no viewing . i want him buried as quickly and as quietly as possible . adriana : tate , i just had an idea . i hope you do n't think i 'm being too callous . tate : go ahead . adriana : well , what if you did have a public funeral for your father and maybe some o.p.p . members showed up ? bo and john could check out -- tate : what , you think that they do n't know the police might be waiting for them at my father 's funeral ? you -- you think these people are stupid ? adriana : i -- i guess you 're right . i -- i -- tate : and why would i want to use my own father 's funeral as -- for some kind of trap ? adriana : to help , to put an end to the violence . i only meant that -- tate : i do n't care what you meant . i do n't want to talk about it anymore . emilio : very well . then i think we 're all set here . mr. harmon , if you would bring down a suit and any personal effects you would like to have your father buried with . tate : i will . emilio : excellent . and i 'll check right now to make sure that the casket you selected is available . be back in a minute . tate : god , all these stupid decisions . `` you want maple or mahogany ? `` i mean , who -- my god , who cares ? the guy 's dead . the box is just going to rot in the ground . what does it matter ? adriana : well , to some people , it means a lot . [ tate sighs ] tate : you 're right , i 'm -- i 'm just being cynical . thanks again for being here with me . adriana : will you please stop thanking me ? happy to help . tate : when we 're through here , do you want to go get something to eat ? adriana : i actually have to get back to work , like now actually . is that ok ? tate : yeah . go ahead , i 'll -- i 'll see you later . adriana : right . [ scene_break ] david : ca n't we talk about this later ? i was just under the knife a few hours ago . john : ah , i was down and out . look how quickly i recovered . david : oh , john . i do not have your dedication , determination , or drive to get well so that someone can try to kill me . john : come on , vickers , do n't be so hard on yourself . a couple of trips to the tanning booth , you 'll be killer bait in no time . you in pain ? david : yeah , actually , i am . thank you for asking , but just the emotional and physical varieties . john : and that reminds me . i -- i brought you a present . david : really ? you should n't have . john : look at that beauty . david : yeah . like i said , you should n't have . [ scene_break ] cole : i have no secrets from starr . we 're always honest with each other . britney : right . right , of course you are -- what was i thinking ? i mean , you 'd only lie to me , let me think that you liked me when the whole time , you were still mooning over little miss perfect . cole : leave her alone -- you hear me ? do you hear me ? leave starr the hell alone . [ scene_break ] miles : oh . killing todd is not an option , all right ? i do n't know why you keep bringing it up . spencer : come on , miles . you 're the one thinking about it , not me . i 'm not even here , i 'm not even real . i 'm just the little devil on your shoulder , or the angel , depending on your personal perspective . you know , if you did get rid of todd manning , you would be doing the world a huge , huge favor . you know that , right ? miles : i 'm not a murderer . spencer : oh , yes , i forgot -- miles , the gentle soul , kind and compassionate . you 're no fun , miles , no fun . all right , if you 're not going to kill him , at least you better get back and sedate him before he wakes up and starts wandering around , right ? come on , come on . tick tock , tick tock , miles . tick tock . cole : i mean it , britney . stay away from starr . miles : cole ? give me a hand with these , will you ? listen , i want you to call me on my cell phone as soon as i get to the table . cole : why ? miles : just do it , all right ? i need an excuse to get out of here . cole : does it have something to do with mr. manning ? miles : will you just make the call ? right ? cole : ok . miles : make sure that no one follows me when i leave . blair : you know , i -- i changed my mind . i will stay for dinner . miles : oh . [ phone rings ] miles : oh . uh -- excuse me . hello ? this is miles . yes -- well , it 's a little late , but if i need to be there , i 'll be there . ok . wow , i 'm sorry . i have to go . blair : well , i just got here . you 're going to hurt my feelings . miles : well , it 's -- it 's important , blair . i 'm sorry . blair : oh , but i thought you said family was important , too . call back whoever it was and tell them that you just ca n't make it . i mean , it 's not like you had a job or anything , right ? i 'm sure that it can wait . [ scene_break ] [ todd moans ] rex : i want adriana back , more than anything . but right now , my main concern is protecting her . tate is dangerous . i just need to figure out how to prove it . layla : i thought you were a better person than this , rex . nobody judges you by what roxy does . rex : it 's not about that , layla , for the last time ! i do n't care if his father was obi - wan kenobi -- there 's something off with the guy . layla : like i said before , i think you 're jealous . rex : of course i am . i 'm also worried . more like scared to death for her . [ scene_break ] emilio : i 'm so sorry for your loss , mr. harmon . tate : i just do n't understand how this happens . first my father , now my fiancée . emilio : such a tragedy . tate : all she ever did was love me , and now , she 's been murdered by those despicable o.p.p . people . what kind of monster would do something like that ? emilio : the people who commit crimes like that truly are monsters . who else would take a life so pure and innocent ? it 's obvious how much you loved her . tate : i did . with all my heart . i feel like a part of me has died . the best part . and it 's all because of my father . emilio : you are nothing like him . you do n't share his beliefs . you 've condemned what he 's done . tate : and the whole world understands that ? emilio : without question . the whole world is with you . [ echoes ] emilio : mr. harmon ? mr. harmon ? are you all right ? tate : yes , yes , i 'm fine . i was just trying to figure out what i 'm going to do next . emilio : of course . i 'll leave you with your thoughts . if you 'll just sign here . [ scene_break ] amber : so , cole really put you on blast , huh ? abigail : the guy looked pretty pissed . britney : not to worry . it 's all part of my plan . amber : oh , to get him back for breaking up with you ? britney : ok , can you not put it that way , amber ? cole and i are over because i can do much better . abigail : so why do you care so much ? britney : because cole is a lying little poser , and starr 's completely crazy . so for the betterment of the world , i 'm going to destroy their lives . [ scene_break ] miles : that was my attorney . i need to sign some papers for a property i 'm selling . it 's closing tomorrow , so -- blair : oh , well , goody for you . it can wait till tomorrow morning , ca n't it ? miles : no , it ca n't , i 'm sorry . uh , but please , enjoy your evening . dinner 's on me . blair : well , i am going to call john and have him followed . cole : no , you ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] john : now , as soon as you 're out of here , we 're going to put the word on the street that you know who killed truman . david : ow -- it 's too tight . john : yeah ? suffering 's good for the soul . david : ow . oh , great . let 's take bets on what happens first -- my foot falls off from lack of circulation , or i get rubbed out by the mystery killer . john : well , hopefully , i 'll catch him or her before that happens . david : `` hopefully `` ? john : now , listen , if i do n't make it on time , see if you ca n't write the name in blood somewhere here on the floor , all right , before you pass on . david : you know what , john ? usually with most people , a sense of humor 's a good thing . with you , not so much . except you were n't trying to be funny , were you ? nurse : your room is ready , mr. vickers . john : i 'll -- i 'll be on my way , then . vickers , feel better . david : hmm . john : soon . [ scene_break ] natalie : i am going to pour all of my heart and soul into this job . vincent : mm - hmm , because that 's all you got right now . natalie : thanks . first , i 'm misguided and nosy , and now i 'm pathetic . vincent : that is not what i meant at all . what i 'm saying is that you have heart and soul into everything . you have grit and determination , and because you are not involved with a guy right now , you have even more time to put energy into your work . natalie : you are a smooth talker , vincent jones . vincent : i 'm just glad that you have found something that challenges you . natalie : yeah , me , too , me , too . you know , and it was kind of a bumpy ride at first , but i think i 'm getting the hang of it , and i think my grandpa thinks so , too , because he 's sending me on my first business trip ! vincent : oh ! yeah , that 's -- wow , that 's great . great news . listen , you must be nervous . natalie : uh -- more like excited . you know , i have n't traveled this much before , but maybe -- assuming i do well – vincent : come on . you 'll do great . oh . hey , there 's my guy . i 'm going to set up this meeting , and i 'll see you when i see you . natalie : all right . well , i 'm glad we 're friends . vincent : yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] amber : i 'm just wondering why you 're so obsessed with destroying starr and cole . i mean , it 's not like there are n't other disgusting kids around here . britney : well , yeah , there are , but nobody deserves ruination like those two . that had it coming . starr : why do n't you want my mom to call lieutenant mcbain ? blair : yeah , cole ? cole : because he already followed him once , and miles was really upset about it . and if he does know something about your dad , the last thing you want to do is make him angry . blair : but if it leads us to todd , would n't it be worth it ? cole : not if he figures out that we 're on to him . blair : well , it does n't matter anyway , because he 's gone . i 'm going to go get another drink . do you guys want anything ? starr : no , thanks . blair : ok . starr : cole , you 're acting really weird . cole : weird , how ? starr : like worried . cole : it 's britney . she keeps looking over here . starr : who cares ? britney 's being britney . she 's still the bitch that she always is . but it 's more than that . cole : it 's just i do n't want anything to come between us , you know , now that we are finally back together . starr : there is nothing that can come between us . is there ? marty : where 's miles , guys ? cole : he -- he got a business call or something and had to leave . you know , maybe we should go home , too . starr : but we have n't eaten yet . cole : yeah -- i 'm -- i 'm not really hungry . are you ? starr : um -- no , not if you guys are n't . marty : your mom 's still here , right ? so she can give you a ride home ? starr : yeah , no problem . cole : starr , i 'll talk to you tomorrow , ok ? starr : yeah . blair : well , it looks like marty 's little family get - together was a bust . hey , you ok ? starr : yeah , i 'm fine , just as long as we get out of here , ok ? blair : sure . [ scene_break ] layla : hey . adriana : hey . layla : rex stopped by . and as usual , he went on and on and on about -- adriana : i really do n't want to talk about rex , layla , please . layla : fine . i 'm going to see evangeline . vincent gave me something i want to give to her . adriana : what is it ? layla : it 's an african good - luck charm . it 's carved from a bark of a tree that regrows its bark , and it 's supposed to help the wearer to heal and become whole again . adriana : that 's so great . layla : yeah . i left the preliminary sketches on your desk for the bras , and i priced out all the materials , and left a note on each one , so -- adriana : i will get on it . layla : rex still loves you . you know that , right ? adriana : i still love him , too . [ scene_break ] emilio 's voice : emilio kraft , nice to meet you . tate : emilio ? emilio : my mother is dominican . is that a problem ? tate : because she 's starting to get suspicious , that 's why . adriana cramer . how many times do i have to repeat the name to you ? impure little bitch . eliminated , yes . then i can re - establish myself as the all - american role model grieving over his slaughtered girlfriend , and i can get back to our work without being under a microscope all the time . trust me , it 's the perfect plan . eliminated , yes . then i can re - establish myself as the all - american role model grieving over his slaughtered girlfriend , and i can get back to our work without being under a microscope all the time . trust me , it 's the perfect plan . tate : how long have you been standing there ? rex : why ? you got something to hide ? tate : you know , i am really , really getting sick of this . what did you hope to find here , rex , huh ? what kind of coffin my father 's buried in ? what , how much it costs ? what -- what color suit he 's wearing ? what ? rex : it 's you i 'm interested in . tate : huh . you poor little lovesick bastard . you still think that if you try hard enough to make me look bad , you 'll get your little adriana back ? well , you 're wrong . you lost her , ok ? i got her , and there 's not a damn thing you can do about it . oh , but you know what the best part is ? the best part is that you did it to yourself . so keep on digging . and when you 're through and you come up with nothing , try to get a life . [ scene_break ] blair : i think cole was acting a little nervous tonight , sweetie , do n't you ? starr : miles makes everybody nervous . he 's weird . blair : why would n't he want me to have miles followed , though ? starr : because if miles finds out , then it 'll ruin everything . mom , please . cole does not trust miles . he trusts him just as much as you do , and -- blair : what ? starr : if cole found out anything about dad , i know that he would tell me . blair : i hope you 're right . starr : we love each other . and we do n't lie to each other about anything . blair : ok . come on . amber : good news ? britney : ladies , i have a bomb that is going to blow starr and cole apart forever . i just need to figure out when to drop it exactly so i can cause the most possible damage . hmm . marty : you hardly said a word on the way home , sweetie . cole : sorry . i 'm just not in a great mood . marty : is it about starr ? look , you can talk to me . i can help . cole : no , you ca n't . you 're the last person i can talk to about this . marty : sweetie , we ca n't keep secrets from each other . cole : oh , yeah ? what about the one you 're keeping from me ? huh ? the one about the murder ? marty : what ? cole : you can stop lying to me now , mom , because i know the truth . i know you 're the one who killed spencer truman . [ scene_break ] john : hey . natalie : john . john : you working late ? natalie : yeah . john : yeah , me , too . how do you like the new job ? natalie : you know what ? i like it a lot . i mean , it 's a lot to learn , though , but , you know -- so , any news on the truman case ? john : no . natalie : you know , it was weird -- miles and marty and blair and the kids were all sitting there laughing and smiling and having such a good time . strange , right ? john : definitely . natalie : yeah , i guess they -- they 're trying to put their differences aside for the kids . and you know i 'm not a huge fan of marty 's . but -- i mean , i still ca n't understand the marriage between her and miles . but it seems like she 's -- i do n't know -- trying to make it work in her own way . john : yeah , well , things are n't always what they seem . natalie : hmm . john : they all leave together ? natalie : no , no . miles left -- he left earlier , why ? john : just be careful . i do n't trust that guy as far as i can throw him . [ scene_break ] miles : damn it ! todd ? miles : where is he ? spencer : it seems that you may have lost todd , does n't it ? oh , well , does n't matter . he could n't have gone very far in his condition . however , you 'd better find him , miles . you better find him fast . [ next_on ] nash : what 's the matter ? jessica : i do n't want to go home . cole : i heard the tape . marty : that was his leverage over me . why would he risk losing that ? cole : so i would n't tell anyone he was holding todd manning hostage . britney : i 'm here to tell you just what it is exactly that cole is keeping from you .
rex goes to visit adriana , but it 's layla , who answers the door . adriana comforts tate at the funeral home . david talks to john in his hospital room and wishes that he could help john . blair suggests to marty that she go up against miles and help her find todd . natalie joins them and notices the hostility between them . todd calls for help . two police officers are nearby and decide to check it out . the police can not find todd . blair is surprised that david gave jessica a piece of his liver . britney still vows revenge on starr and cole . miles leaves his happy family dinner to take care of some business . adriana leaves tate at the funeral home to take care of the arrangements for his father . tate imagines the things that would happen if he arranged for adriana to be killed . adriana is home and on the counter in front of her is tate 's backpack . she contemplates going through his backpack . her curiosity gets the best of her and she searches through his backpack . inside she finds the emblem of `` one perfect people . `` outside , tate is on the phone with one of the members of `` one perfect people . `` when tate gets off the phone , he turns around and sees rex standing there . miles goes in search of todd , but can not find him .
talia : why are you being so nice to me ? carlo hesser 's my father , and i never told you . antonio : probably because you were hiding it from yourself . talia : i was . i knew what he had done to your family . then i met you , and i fell in love with you . i did n't know how to tell you . how can you even look at me ? i 'm carlo hesser 's daughter . antonio : yeah , you mentioned that . you 're not carlo hesser 's daughter . you 're talia sahid , the woman i fell in love with . [ scene_break ] tina : you know , maybe i should go check on sarah , see if she and cristian need anything . cain : yeah , i think that 's a good idea , honey , and i 'll watch the jewels while you 're gone . [ tina chuckles ] tina : yeah . cain : what ? honey , i 'm just thinking of you . tina : uh - huh . cain : hmm . sarah : mom . tina : oh , sarah . sarah , i -- sarah : there 's something you need to know . tina : no , jonas did n't threaten you again , did he ? cristian : jonas is the least of our problems . sarah : he 's working for someone else . cain : the embassy , we know that . cristian : wait a minute , you do n't know ? jonas is carlo hesser 's boy . tina : what ? carlo : you rang ? [ scene_break ] shane : mom , mom . you should 've been there . the skate jam was totally awesome . some of the people there are going to be in the pro - games next month . gigi : that good , huh ? brody : sick . when that dude landed that 720 on the mega ramp , it was kick - ass -- uh , really good . shane : i 'm starving . can i have a hamburger ? gigi : yes , you can . you both can , my treat . thanks for taking him . shane : what 's wrong ? why ca n't dad kiss you ? [ scene_break ] rex : bo , i mean it , do not get on that horse . bo : what are you doing here , balsom ? rex : well , i went by your place and there were movers there . they told me you had to put your stuff in storage ? bo : yep . that 's what i did . rex : why ? bo : why ? well , i 'll tell you why . because i 'm getting out dodge . no , strike that . i already did that . i 'm done with llanview , all of it . [ scene_break ] dorian : whoo ! look ! oh , you think you 're not going to slow down and stop for me . think again . viki : it is dorian . dorian : you maniac ! were you trying to kill me ? viki ? viki : dorian , what are you doing here ? dorian : were you aiming for me ? viki : if i were aiming for you , you would be roadkill by now . [ scene_break ] natalie : wait . tess : who does n't want to poison natalie and jared ? you know , everybody hates them . could 've been lois , the gardener -- tess : [ as jessica ] what 's the matter ? natalie : i 'd like to propose a toast . i 'd like to raise my glass , our glasses , to nash . tess : yeah . jared : to nash . tess : to nash . [ scene_break ] bo : get out of my way , balsom . rex : bo , will you listen to me ? bo : no . whoa . how 'd you find me , anyway ? rex : i , uh , i -- i followed the pie . bo : the pie ? what -- pie ? what are you talking about ? rex : there was this psychic , delphina . she told me to follow the pie , and then i 'd find you . bo : what , and you listened to that crackpot ? rex : i -- i know , sounds like a line , but she knew that i would have $ 61 in my wallet , she told me that the pie would be pecan . i thought that she was just giving me a line . and then she told me to say goodbye to the woman i loved before i left . bo : yeah ? rex : so there i was , saying goodbye to gigi , and she gave me some flan for the road , and she said that it was almost as good as noelle 's pecan pie from the bon - jour , and i say why not ? the buchanan ranch is n't that far from paris . so i get here , and by golly , two people recognize you from the picture i showed them , so then i -- bo : wait , wait -- just stop , stop it , stop . back up . you 're in love with gigi ? [ scene_break ] gigi : uh , shane , go in the kitchen and tell joaquin what kind of to - go burgers you want . shane : cheeseburger , plain . just like always . gigi : just do it , okay ? and tell them about the skate jam . shane : are you mad that dad kissed you ? gigi : no , i 'm not mad . i just need to talk to your dad for a minute alone . brody : tell them to put some green chiles on mine . he was really stoked today , seeing all his favorite skaters . gigi : cut the bull . brody : gigi , i 'm sorry about the little kiss . gigi : i -- oh . brody , you reek of beer . what the hell is wrong with you ? drinking when you had my son in the car . [ scene_break ] dorian : i was standing right over here . you could 've killed me , and you know it . your responses have slowed down . viki : no , dorian , i brake for animals , even your kind . actually , the brakes on that car did n't take hold until just before i stopped . dorian : oh . viki : now , what are you doing out here hitchhiking ? dorian : i am not hitch -- it 's a very long story , but -- okay , fine . that idiot , david vickers , commandeered my car . he dressed up as my chauffeur , he tried to abduct me , and he did not bother to check the gas gauge . then my cell phone does n't work in this forest , and your car was the first one to show up in what seemed like an eternity . viki : david left you here ? dorian : can you imagine that ? viki : actually , yes , i can . [ dorian sighs ] dorian : ugh . well , i 'm glad somebody showed up , even if it did have to be you . open up , viki . this is n't funny . viki ? viki ! do you think you can leave me here ? viki : no , i know i can . [ scene_break ] jared : mmm . tess : [ as jessica ] no ! natalie : jess , are you all right ? tess : [ as jessica ] i -- i have to tell you that -- jared : you 're going to tell us what , jess ? tess : that i 'm -- i -- natalie : you 're what , sweetheart ? tell me , tell me -- tess : back off ! sorry , sorry , i just need to be alone . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] talia : how can you still love me ? antonio : i told you . talia : i know . i 'm not carlo 's daughter in your eyes , and i 'm not in my heart . but if i had told you sooner , do n't -- antonio : what ? you somehow would 've stopped all this from happening ? honey , we did n't even know carlo was out of prison because of ramsey . and , uh , sarah 's here because of her mother and those jewels . talia : yeah , but you 're here because of me . antonio : yeah , and i would n't be anywhere else . talia : i love you so much . god , i do n't want to lose you . i do n't -- i do n't want anything to happen to you . antonio : we 're going to get out of here . talia : how ? antonio : uh , well , we 're a couple of smart cops . come on . have a little faith . antonio : what do you want ? jonas : your presence is requested in court . yours as well , ms. hesser . talia : do n't call me that . jonas : as you wish . antonio : what 's going on ? jonas : well , today is a , uh , a rather big news day in mendorra . [ scene_break ] carlo : hmm , you 're as lovely as i remember . cain : what is it you want , you interloper ? carlo : shut up , rogan . you seemed to have recovered from our last face - to- face . cristian : the only reason you 're still sucking air is because i do n't know what you did with my brother and talia . carlo : oh , there 's that killer instinct raising its ugly head again . i thought you 'd been reprogrammed by now . tina , your daughter is truly your spitting image when you had your charms . tina : what are you doing here , carlo ? bitterman : the press has arrived , your highness . carlo : ah . cain : what press ? i did n't call for any press . carlo : send them in , bitterman . carlo : thank you , all of you , for assembling here tonight , especially at this late hour . all will be revealed , and then i 'll accept questions . but first , a statement . sarah : what 's he talking about ? carlo : my name is carlo hesser . cristian : whatever it is , i 'm sure he 's got it all worked out . carlo : i am an american citizen , but i am also a citizen of the world , and a grateful guest in your nation . i am a man , here of your people . that is why it troubles me to reveal that your prince helmut and his princess are frauds . [ reporters gasps ] [ scene_break ] dorian : viki , unlock this door at once ! do you hear me ? all right , i do n't like it any better than you do , that , of all people , you turned out to be my savior on this god - forsaken road . but you can not leave me here ! viki : are you going to stop yelling ? dorian : indeed , i will , as soon as you unlock this door . viki : hold on a minute . meet me up front . dorian : oh ? dorian : okay . fine . what is it ? viki : i 'll tell you what it is , and you are going to do as i ask , or i 'm going to leave you here . [ scene_break ] [ tess sighs ] tess : how the hell did you get out , jessica ? [ scene_break ] brody : it 's not like i 'm wasted or something . gigi : you were drinking while you were in charge of my kid . brody : our kid , gigi . that 's the story we 're sticking with , right ? gigi : i do n't want you drinking around him and i really do n't want you drinking while you 're driving him around . brody : we were there , like , four hours . i had a couple of brews early with something to eat , and you know they water down the beer at those things . gigi : a drop is too much ! what part of that do you not get ? brody : i take good care of shane . i 'd never let anything happen to him . gigi : except for that time when you were watching tv and slugging down long necks with him . brody : i apologized for that . how long are you going to keep ragging on me for it ? gigi : until you convince me that you 've changed . brody : i care about him . i 'd do anything for him . gigi : then stop acting like a drunken loser . [ scene_break ] bo : so you 're finally going to own up to it ? you 're in love with gigi morasco . rex : we are not talking about me here . delphina said that you 'd be in serious danger if you took a certain ride . she was talking about this ride on that horse . bo : well , then i guess i 'll just take my ride on old lightning here . [ thunder ] bo : hey , you hear that , lightning ? this sounds like you 're kind of night . rex : you 're not getting on the horse , bo , okay ? you 're not getting on a train , a plane , a boat , or anything . you 're not taking a ride tonight on anything . bo : why not ? listen to me , my life is a disaster , balsom . could n't get any worse . rex : you go riding out in that storm , you 're asking for it . bo : why ? because i would n't pay any attention , especially you hear it from some woman named delphina . and that woman is an operator . rex : okay , maybe she is . just -- then , bo , please , do this for me , then . bo : this has nothing to do with you . rex : yes , it does . if i do n't stop you , delphina said it 's going to be a serious disaster for me , too . bo : okay , then let me tell you something . i 'm going to show you exactly what a disaster is if you try to keep me from getting on my horse . now , just get out of my way ! [ horse whinnies ] [ scene_break ] jared : moving here was a mistake , for me at least . natalie : no , it was me . i pushed -- i pushed too far . i just -- i thought , by us all having dinner together -- i just -- i thought , maybe i 'd make a toast , you know , for all of us to start our new lives , and why i had to make it about nash , i do n't know , but i can guarantee you that 's what did this . and you know what ? if it were me , i would want to kill me , too . [ scene_break ] tess : you ca n't do this to me , jessica . jessica : i 'm not going to let you kill jared and my sister . tess : well , you do n't really have much say in that , because bad times are here again , and guess what ? little jessie ca n't handle it , so i 'm going to handle it my way . jessica : no , i got rid of you once , and i can do it again . tess : why are you sticking up for them ? you were the one that ripped them at the funeral . you 're the one that said they murdered nash . you 're the one that said that you could n't forgive them . that was n't me , that was all you . jessica : it does n't mean i want them dead . tess : like nash ? jessica : it wo n't bring him back . tess : so nash is in the ground , and they get off scot - free ? and once again , you 're too gutless to do anything about it , so i will , like always . jessica : if you kill them , i 'll kill you for good this time . i swear to god . tess : okay , because after i bump natalie and jared off , i 'll be happy to take the backseat and let you do the time for it . it 's no problem . jessica : think about it . tess : fine , all right . i 'll give them a break , but for tonight only . besides , i guess the night was n't a complete waste . you know , mommy is probably wrapped around a tree somewhere . jessica : oh , my god . tess , what have you done ? [ scene_break ] viki : now , i 'm going to give you a ride , but it 's going to cost you . dorian : oh , fine , i 'll pay you whatever you want . viki : i do n't want your money . it 's going to cost you your time , dorian . and if you do n't like it , well , your feet are going to be hurting a lot worse than they are now because those shoes are not made for walking . dorian : oh , i get it . which one of your little friends am i talking to now ? viki : i do n't know , because i 'm all of them now , dorian . do n't forget , so you 're going to be dealing with the whole lot of us . dorian : hmm , which one was driving the car when you tried to run me down in the middle of the road ? viki : i was n't kidding about that , all right ? the brakes really did not take hold until i had to try to stop because you re standing in the middle of the road . dorian : oh , right , it 's all my fault . viki : accidents happen , dorian . sometimes , it 's nobody 's fault . tess : well , plan a was that natalie and jared were supposed to get in the car without any brakes and that did n't happen . so i had to go to plan b , which was make the killer risotto . jessica : what did you do to my mother ? tess : i did n't know that she was going to stop natalie and jared from going on the errand that i sent them on . jessica : my mom 's driving without brakes ? tess : well , after the rest of the brake fluid runs out , yeah . jessica : you ca n't do this , tess . tess : well , it 's already done , probably . jessica : you have to stop this . i 'm begging you , please . [ scene_break ] carlo : i realize this comes as a shock to you and you do n't know me . so i have asked the most trusted member of the royal council staff , herr bitterman , to explain . bitterman : i have , in my hands , genealogical documents , including birth reports and recently obtained dna results . they prove who the true heir to the throne is and is not . and it is definitely not the man calling himself `` prince `` who stands before you today . and who would go so far as to simulate the royal birthmark on his hindquarters . you have been unmasked , charlatan , and all of your powers stripped from you . you , too . guards ! cain : i could use a little help here . tina : what exactly do you expect me to do ? reporter : if they 're imposters , who will rule mendorra ? carlo : this fraud , perpetrated on the good people of mendorra , will be righted quickly and the imposters will be punished . and there will be a coronation . and much joy will follow . antonio : what is all this ? cristian : the son of a bitch managed to stage a coup from prison . talia : so , what , he wants to be king now ? reporter : but who is the rightful heir to the throne of mendorra ? carlo : none other than your ambassador to america , jonas chamberlain . [ scene_break ] viki : now , i am on this back road because i was on my way to the vineyard . dorian : nash brennan 's vineyard . viki : yes . the investors are going to foreclose on the property within a few days . dorian : well , i really am very sorry for your family 's financial woes . viki : just listen . i told natalie that i would drive out to the vineyard and pick up a case of wine that nash had cellared for bree 's wedding and that 's what i intend to do . dorian : what ? nash 's vineyard is 10 miles in that direction and la boulaie is just three miles in that direction . so , would n't it be a lot easier to just drive me there first ? viki : see , i knew you were going to do this . that 's why i said it was going to cost you your time . dorian : viki , it 's not that far out of your way . viki : fine . then walk . if you want a lift , you 're coming to the vineyard with me first . it 's up to you . [ scene_break ] jessica : call mom . tell her about the brakes please before it 's too late . tess : oh -- that 's a done deal . jessica : well , you have to try . tess : why ? jessica : because you 're not a murderer , tess . tess : do you know what that bitch did to me ? oh , no , i forgot , you do n't know . you checked out and i had to deal with it when she left me in that bar for that creep to do what he did to us . jessica : she was sick . that was niki . tess : well , i 'm tess . she 's not my mother . jessica : you 're not a killer . tess : well , you know , there 's always a first time . just ask natalie and jared . jessica : you 're grieving for nash , okay ? we both are . tess : because they took him away from us . jessica : but my mom did n't , okay ? so , you have to do something . tess : like hell i do . [ knock on door ] natalie : jessica , are you all right ? jessica : tell her . tell her you 're tess , okay ? tell her what 's going on . tell her what you 've done , okay ? look , you stepped in for me before when i could n't do anything , so please , please do it now ! [ scene_break ] gigi : brody , i -- i know you lost a lot in iraq -- brody : and in afghanistan . what are we talking about this for ? gigi : you ca n't go through what you did without it doing something to you . brody : i 'll deal . gigi : but you 're not . i hear you walking around downstairs at night . and when you do sleep , you have nightmares . brody : how would you know ? gigi : sometimes you say stuff in your sleep . brody : look , i promise to stop drinking around shane , okay ? gigi : i hope you can keep that promise . brody : if you think i 'm such a screw - up then why do n't you just tell the kid i 'm not his old man ? gigi : i never should have let him believe you were . but i did . he worships you , so do n't let him down , brody . brody : i told you -- gigi : i need more than promises . i need you to do something about it or -- brody : or what ? gigi : or i ca n't let you be around shane anymore . [ scene_break ] rex : why is it so important you take your stupid horse out for a ride now ? bo : hey , hey . my horse is n't stupid . rex : going riding in a storm is , especially when you 're hammered . bo : oh , balsom , would you please go home . this has nothing to do with you . it 's none of your business . rex : : hell yeah , it 's my business . i spent 50 bucks trying to find you . bo : oh , wait , is it money that you want ? is that it ? rex : it 's not about the money . i just -- i need some answers here . bo : and then you 'll leave me alone ? rex : maybe , it depends . bo : on what ? rex : what the answers are . bo : oh , you 're a pain in the butt , balsom . rex : i 'm not going anywhere , so might as well start talking . bo : it 's the old man . rex : you want to take your horse out in a thunderstorm because of asa . bo : yeah . you 're going to see who the fool is . rex : he did n't think of you that way , bo . bo : well , that 's what he called me . rex : when ? bo : tonight . rex : you 're telling me not to listen to delphina . bo : he said i was a coward , too . rex : is that your first bottle or your second or third ? [ bo chuckles ] bo : oh . ah , i 'll let you in on a secret , balsom . i 'm going to show him once and for all . rex : oh . bo : while you 're in there , i want you to try to figure out why there are more horse 's asses in this world than there are horses . rex : bo , do not get on that horse . bo . bo : watch me . rex : bo , wait . bo ! rex : now what am i supposed to do ? [ horse whinnies ] rex : shut up . hate horses . [ thunder ] rex : okay , lightning , go -- go find your friend . please ? okay , how do i put this thing in drive ? come on . oh . come on . [ scene_break ] natalie : jessica ? tess : [ as jessica ] i 'm okay , natalie . i 'll be out in a few minutes . natalie : you sure ? tess : yeah , really . i 'll be out in a few . please ? natalie : okay , well , i 'll -- i 'll be in the kitchen . tess : [ normal voice ] you 're not calling the shots anymore , jessica . jessica : please , she 's not just my mother . she 's our mother . tess , you have to do something . you have to call mom or tell natalie but we have to get her out of that car before she winds up dead . tess : get out of here . do n't come back . [ scene_break ] jared : is jessica all right ? natalie : i guess so . she says she 'll be down in a minute . jared : yeah . i think we 're going to have to be pretty careful about what we say around her , at least for a while . natalie : yeah , i know . i just feel like everything i say or do , nothing 's the right thing . jared : honey , you ca n't take her for face value right now . she 's obviously not getting through this as well as she claims to be . natalie : okay , so what do i do ? jared : you love your sister and she knows that . she 's -- she 's got to get past what she 's feeling right now . it just may take a while but it will happen . take it from someone who knows . natalie : you 're amazing . jared : not me . [ scene_break ] [ bo sighs ] bo : damn , balsom , your friend delphina was right . you 're looking disaster right square in the eye . you know that horse will throw you good . [ scene_break ] shane : dad , joaquin wants to know if you were in the pave low missions during the invasion . brody : yeah , i ran one of those missions . shane : i knew it . brody : you want to tell him you 've been lying to him about me his whole life ? gigi : no . but i will if i have to . do n't make me do it . [ scene_break ] rex : what are you doing out here , bo ? what are you trying to prove ? bo : you see that fence ? that 's the line in the sand for me . when i was a kid , i never jumped it . rex : is that what this is about , proving you 're not chicken ? [ bo chuckles ] bo : that 's what pa called me . but it was n't about being scared ; it was about doing what 's right . now , you see all that property over there ? that did n't belong to us . i was n't going to cross the line . rex : so , you want to jump it now . [ thunder ] bo : well , i 'm still here , like i always was and where has it gotten me ? lost my job . i lost my woman . i lost the family business and i lost my self- respect . now , if i jump that fence right now , four years later , then it 's done . rex : what 's done ? bo : doing the right thing for all the right reasons and never seeing what 's on the other side of that fence . rex : i 've been on the other side , the dark side . it 's way overrated . bo : well , balsom , i want to see that for myself . for once in my life , i 'd like to know what it 's like to be on the other damn side . [ thunder , horse whinnies ] [ scene_break ] carlo : please , show the press members out here , bitterman . bitterman : ladies and gentlemen , this way please ? [ scene_break ] talia : so , that 's what all of this is about ? you kidnap us , you drag us halfway across the word so we could all watch you make your stupid flunky a king ? carlo : every king needs a queen . that 's why i brought you all here together . for a royal wedding . antonio : well , this is awful , just fantastic . hesser , why do n't you just get to the point ? carlo : jonas chamberlain , heir to the throne , i give you my daughter , talia hesser , the future queen of mendorra . [ scene_break ] [ tess clears her throat loudly ] jared : ahem , um -- natalie : ahem . we 're sorry , jess . tess : [ as jessica ] no , no , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that i went off like that . natalie : it 's totally okay . we -- we understand . jared : are you feeling better ? tess : yeah . you know , i had a talk with myself in the bathroom and -- and , you know , i have a daughter to raise , alone , and -- and i have to keep it together . natalie : i think you 're being a little hard on yourself . tess : no , i 'm not . you know , i promised i would n't do that and it wo n't happen again , okay ? so , let me make it up to you . jared : no , no , no , you do n't have to do that . tess : no , no , please , please , you know , we 'll make another dinner , okay , and maybe next time mom can join us . [ scene_break ] dorian : okay , while the prospect of being cooped up in that cheesy car with you all the way out of the way to the vineyard is n't appealing , it 's more appealing than waiting around here for the next vehicle to come along . viki : oh , i do n't know , dorian . somebody might come along who would be the perfect man for you , a psychotic killer , maybe . dorian : if it would get me away from you , i 'd jump right in his car . viki : let 's go before it gets too late . dorian : good . viki : oh . dorian : wait a minute . i 'm leaving my purse and cell phone in my car . dorian : your purse , please . thank you . okay , i 'm now ready . viki : are we making house calls ? dorian : just drive the car , victoria . [ scene_break ] gigi : it was not up for negotiation , brody . if you drink around shane again -- brody : okay , okay -- i get it . what -- what do want me to do ? gigi : a friend of mine goes to a.a. meetings right across the street at the community center . brody : you think i need a.a. ? gigi : it might help you to hear other people talk about why they need a drink to get through the day , numb themselves . brody : i do n't need a drink for that . gigi : because you 're tough ? you 're a war hero who 's been through hell ? brody : i 'm still here , are n't i ? gigi : but you need help . brody : no , gigi , you do . that 's why you wanted me around in the first place . gigi : it was n't like that back then . brody : what about now ? gigi : shane has to come first , for both of us . brody : i told you , gigi , i 'd never let anything happen to that kid . i 'm good for that . you can ask anybody i ever served with . i wo n't let him get hurt . gigi : maybe not physically , but what if you slip up or if you 've had one too many and you say something -- brody : is that what you 're worried about ? gigi : i -- i do n't want him hearing the truth like that , brody . it would break his heart . brody : it wo n't happen , gigi . gigi : you have to totally on your game and you 're not when you 're drinking . brody : you want me to totally swear off the stuff ? gigi : i want you to get your act together . god , i do n't know . maybe we should n't do this anymore . brody : do what ? what are you talking about ? gigi : i did n't want him to hate me , but i am starting to think that maybe i should just tell him the truth . shane : the truth about what ? [ scene_break ] [ rex grunts ] bo : balsom . hey , are you okay ? rex : i did n't break anything , i do n't think . bo : get up . get on your damn feet and get your butt back to that barn ! rex : you coming ? bo : no ! i got a fence to jump . [ thunder ] rex : wait , wait , wait , wait . you could have jumped it already . bo : what and leave you laying there on the ground ? rex : it just goes to prove you belong here on the right side of the fence . bo : it does n't prove a thing . what , do i have to shoot you to get you to go away ? rex : you 're kidding , right ? bo : wrong . rex : okay , okay , fine , fine . want to be a bad dude , huh ? want to see the view from the other side ? fine , trespass away . in fact , i 'll make it easy for you . go for it . bo : no , no , do n't be an idiot , balsom .
rex goes to find bo after madam delphina gave him the `` clues . `` he knows that bo is in danger . and sure enough , bo wants to ride a horse over a gait , in the rain , drunk , in an order to prove to asa 's ghost that he is not a coward . back in llanview , gigi lays down the law to shane about his drinking behavior around shane . she tells him she does n't want him around shane until he makes some changes . viki almost fails to stop her car when she sees dorian on the street , after tess cut her brakes . dorian demands that viki gives her a ride home . viki tells dorian only under certain conditions . jessica struggles to come out and urge tess not to endanger viki nor kill natalie or jared . they argue but neither convinces the other . in mendorra , carlos hesser exposes tina and the prince as frauds , reveals that he is in charge , names jonas chamberlain as the new royalty and offers jonas his `` daughter 's `` ( talia ) hand in marriage as jonas ' queen .
todd : mmph ! oh ! dorian : todd just peeled out of the driveway like he was in the indy 500 . what makes that man drive -- why does the cabana look like this ? blair , i asked you a question . blair : yeah , and i hear you . dorian : what , may i ask , has been going on here ? blair : i slept with todd in this cabana , okay ? why do n't you deal with it ? [ scene_break ] todd : téa ! téa , get down here . i need to talk to you . shaun : how was your dip ? todd : where is she ? shaun : out . todd : out where ? shaun : that 's on a need - to - know basis , and you do n't need to know . todd : wait a minute . do n't give me that crap . just tell me where she is . shaun : i ai n't telling , but she did pass along a message , though . todd : and what would that be ? shaun : she said that you 'd come here and that you would be storming through the house like a rabid dog -- she got that right -- and also she said it 's none of your damn business where she is . todd : she ca n't avoid me forever . shaun : oh , and she wanted me to tell you to drop dead . [ scene_break ] [ gunshots ] téa : so annoying . john : can i help ? [ scene_break ] matthew : i 'd give you a tissue if i had one . destiny : it 's okay . nobody carries around tissues , except my grandma . she always keeps one tucked under her sleeve . matthew : i really am sorry about your brother taking off . destiny : greg has got places to go , people to save , so fine . we do n't need him in this stupid town , anyway . matthew : i kind of did . destiny : i know . i 'm sorry . this whole thing sucks . i wish i could just order him to stay , not that he 'd listen . matthew : and if my parents said yes to the surgery , he would n't be going anywhere . destiny : but even then , soon as it 's over , he 'd bolt . greg does n't care about me or my family . shaun is right . all he cares about is himself . [ scene_break ] waitress : hi there . can i get you anything to drink ? rachel : oh , i 'm expecting someone . i 'll just wait till they get here . waitress : okay . no worries . greg : i guess that means i 'm right on time . [ scene_break ] rex : what 's with the bag of blood , stacy ? oh , i get it . you 're one of those animal rights activists . you 're just gon na toss that blood all over these fur coats , huh ? nah ! maybe the blood you 've got is the same blood you 've been passing off as your own again . stacy : i do n't know what you 're talking -- rex : shut up ! stacy , i know what you 've done , you lying , evil bitch . do you know who you are ? do you ? you 're a monster . stacy : okay . hold on . just take a couple steps back , all right ? obviously , this is just a big misunderstanding . rex : is that right ? stacy : yeah , totally , really . i mean , i know it 's weird i 'm holding a bag of blood , but it 's mine . see , the truth is , i 'm a big wuss , and donating those stem cells was really , really hard , and i thought , `` what if shane will need them again ? i do n't know if i 'm gon na get myself to be able to go through this again , `` so i had the lab draw an extra bag of blood . rex : uh - huh , and just to keep it extra safe and secure , you stored it in a fur vault in a stranger 's mink . stacy : well , i was worried that if you found out , you would judge me or something . i do n't know . it 's stupid . rex : yeah . it was . stacy : but you believe me , right ? rex : it was stupid for you to think that i 'd believe anything coming out of your mouth ever again . stacy : rex , i 'm telling you the truth . this bag of blood can save shane 's life . we can talk about this on the way to the hospital . come on . we 've got to go , okay ? rex : we 're not going anywhere . stacy : why ? rex : shane is n't sick . stacy : what ? rex : he 's still in remission . nothing is wrong with him . we all lied to you , and it worked . it got you to lead me right to this . game over , stacy . stacy : you set me up ? why would you do that ? rex : i set you up ? are you nuts ? you 've nothing to say for what you did ? you screwed with our lives . my son could 've died because of you , and you 're just worried about getting caught ? stacy : i ca n't believe you lied to me , you and gigi and shane . rex : michael , too . everything we told you was a load of crap . stacy : you pretended shane was dying just to make me look like a horrible person ? rex : when my son was dying you blackmailed your sister about his life . you 're a horrible person , stacy . no . you 're not a horrible person . you 'd have to be human to be a horrible person . i know there ca n't be an answer to this question , but i 'm gon na ask it anyway , stacy . why 'd you do this ? stacy : i did it out of love ... for you . [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , i saw you with your brother . i mean , he seems like he really cares about you . destiny : all he cares about is his money and being a big man . matthew : that 's a little harsh . destiny : he would n't even be in llanview if it was n't for your uncle paying him a boatload of cash to do your surgery , and your parents wo n't even let you have the surgery , so greg is like , `` later . `` i 'm sorry . you do n't need to be hearing about my problems right now . you 've got enough going on . matthew : please . after everything you 've done for me ? you helped me pass the math final , and when justin and becca were being jerks to me , you had my back , and , i mean , you made me play the piano again , and you were the only person my age to come visit me at the hospital . destiny : it was the right thing to do . matthew : come on . i 'm not exactly a - list . i mean , i 'm sure people gave you crap for it . destiny : look at this face . does it look like the face of a person who cares what other people think ? matthew : see , that 's what makes you so cool . you 're , like , the best friend i 've ever had . i 'm really sorry you 're upset . [ scene_break ] greg : shaun is a lucky man , but i 've got to tell my little brother it 's not cool to keep a beautiful woman waiting . rachel : i 'm early . greg : well , i hope he gets here soon . i 'm sure he 'll want to say good - bye . rachel : good - bye ? greg : i 've got a plane to catch . rachel : oh , leaving so quickly ? greg : yeah . your brother 's surgery is n't happening . your mom and matthew 's father think it 's too risky . rachel : yeah . i heard . greg : yeah , so there 's no point in my sticking around . it 's a shame , though . i do n't think they understand what a big mistake they 're making . rachel : how was it a mistake to want to keep their son alive ? greg : i would never advise a surgery if i did n't feel confident that i could bring matthew through it . rachel : confidence is n't a guarantee , and when you 're talking about a son 's life , guarantees are what you need . greg : so , you 're willing to see your brother confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life ? rachel : if it 's between that and not seeing him at all , yes . [ scene_break ] dorian : take that filthy thing to a dump , one that will allow you to burn it . handyman : yeah , yeah . you bet , dr. lord . second handyman : whatever you say , ma'am . blair : come on . is that really necessary ? dorian : i 'm having the entire cabana fumigated . you and todd again ? i mean , the man has lied to you , deceived you , dragged you through every court . blair : okay , okay . that is enough . dorian : what is it that keeps you so attached to him ? oh , never mind . he 's mount everest . he 's there . he 's a summit you have to climb . blair : okay . you know , actually , that part has never been a problem , all right ? dorian : so , was it worth it ? blair : actually , yes , and not for reasons that you think . [ scene_break ] téa : i figured , `` how hard can it be ? point and shoot . `` john : your aim is off . you 're pulling to the left with your kickback . téa : fine . how do i stop doing that ? john : just keep it steady . support your wrist with your off hand . téa : thanks for the tip . john : since when do they let civilians in here ? i mean , last time i checked , you could n't customize your target . téa : i sweet - talked my way in , something i do n't need much practice at ... john : right . téa : and the target , ahem , i just needed a focal point . john : well , targets with manning 's face on it could be a growth industry in this town . i think i used to have a dartboard . téa : i did n't think you were the type , john . john : i 'm not . marty gave it to me as a gift . [ scene_break ] todd : all right . tell me where she is . shaun : nope . todd : you know , you work for me , not her . shaun : she said that you 'd tell me that , too . todd : such bull . give me that thing . shaun : no can do . you hired me to protect téa against anybody who might mess with her , and right now , that 'd be you . todd : all right . can you at least tell me when she 'll be back ? shaun : she did n't say . she did pass along a message , though . she wants me to tell you that meeting you was the worst thing that could 've ever happened to her , that todd manning was , quote , `` the biggest mistake of my life . `` the lady seems real clear on what she thinks of you . marty : yeah , and for once , i agree with her . [ scene_break ] greg : you do n't mind if i have a seat . rachel : actually , yes . greg : no , but i 'd like you to understand my side of this . rachel : i think i do . i mean , it must be disappointing to come all the way to llanview and not collect that exorbitant fee of yours . greg : i have a waiting list of patients who would happily pay my fee . i came here to help your brother , to give him a chance to walk again . rachel : and risk his life in doing that . why do n't you understand why my family said no ? greg : because this operation would get him out of this chair to give him a real life . rachel : he has a real life , thank you , chair or no chair . greg : well , he does n't agree . rachel : what if this was your brother ? would you want shaun to take the chance that you 're asking matthew to take ? or maybe you would . maybe shaun is right . maybe family just is n't that important to you . [ scene_break ] todd : what are you doing here ? marty : i went to blair 's first , but i pulled in the driveway , and you were screeching out at about 90 . nice hair , by the way . todd : what do you want ? marty : i need a minute with mr. manning , please . shaun : he 's all yours . i 'm late to meet someone . todd : can i get you anything ? marty : can you get me something ? how about my freedom from you ? [ scene_break ] téa : it was either this or take a kickboxing class . i 'm mad as hell . john : never a good thing to pick up a gun when you 're mad as hell . téa : give me a break , john . you 've never come in here to just blow off some steam ? john : no , never . téa : [ chuckles ] john : i just went back on the force , so i need to re - qualify . téa : mm - hmm , and that 's it ? there 's nothing else pushing you to the edge ? john : nope . téa : still seeing marty ? john : some . téa : some . how 's that working out for you ? john : fine . téa : todd is not creating problems between you ? john : did i say there was a problem ? téa : oh , you did n't have to . after what todd did to marty in college , you do n't get over that ever , and now the two of them have a grandchild together . they 're connected forever . john : it 's complicated . téa : yeah . makes what he did to me seem like nothing , even after today . john : yeah . well , manning finds a way to outdo himself . téa : yeah . he slept with another woman , and , of course , i walked in on it . john : were you really surprised ? téa : oh , you would 've been surprised , too , john . john : why 's that ? téa : because the woman todd manning was having sex with was your wife . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , what good can possibly come of having sex with todd ? blair : it pissed téa off so much -- oh , my god , dorian -- her head was about to explode when she saw us . dorian : she saw you ? what ? blair : she saw it . she walked in . dorian : how can you demean yourself with todd ? let téa have him . blair : oh , come on . he still wants me , and now she knows all about it . dorian : so what ? blair : oh , dorian . dorian : may i ask how this disgusting incident happened ? blair : well , it 's actually kind of a long story , but it started this morning . we were having a lovely family breakfast -- todd , me , and the kids -- just , you know , very peaceful , which is rare . téa comes up with this lame excuse to come over there , and then todd starts slobbering all over her , and we kind of have a fight . we bring it out here with bathing suits and all , and then -- i do n't know -- the next thing you know , we 're in there having sex , and that 's about it . dorian : you 're leaving something very important out . blair : dorian , there is nothing else to say . dorian : oh , yes , there is . you 're still in love with that man , are n't you ? blair : oh ... [ scene_break ] rex : you actually think what you did was out of love ? stacy : how can you say that ? i 'd risk anything just to be with you . rex : even my son , your nephew . stacy : no . no , no . you have it twisted , okay , which i know is my sister 's fault . that bitch got you -- rex : do n't you ever use that word about gigi again . stacy : okay . okay . rex : you give me one good reason why i should n't strangle the last lying breath out of you , stacy . you talk about love . i have never hated anybody more than i hate you right now . [ scene_break ] greg : that 's a low blow . look . i love my family . rachel : really ? is that why you 're leaving ? greg : look . you can skip the lecture , okay ? thanks . i 've already heard it from my sister . rachel : destiny idolizes you . ca n't you see that ? greg : all i know is , you both have given me some choice words here . you implied that i came here to pocket some money and pump my ego . rachel : oh , i did n't imply it . i flat out said it . greg : well , and then destiny accused me of trying to buy her off with fancy gifts , thought i gave her that phone so that she would n't be mad at me when i decided to leave here , but the truth is -- rachel : yeah ? greg : truth is , she was right . [ scene_break ] destiny : you ever look up to someone like they almost seem perfect ? matthew : sure . destiny : that 's how it was with my brother . he taught me stuff . matthew : like what ? destiny : well , he liked music from back in the day , like stevie wonder . one night , i got scared during a thunderstorm , and he played `` is n't she lovely `` for me . forgot all about the thunder . he used to call me his little boo . matthew : that 's nice , i guess . destiny : then he just left , forgot all about little boo . shaun tried to tell me what a jerk greg was , but i did n't believe it , kept defending him like a fool . matthew : you 're not a fool . you wanted your brother to act like a brother . destiny : he used to . then he graduated from med school , thought he was all that . then he kept coming up with lame excuses why he could n't see me . `` sorry , destiny . i have a conference . sorry , destiny , but here 's a fancy cell phone to keep you quiet . `` matthew : he got you a phone ? destiny : i gave it back . i do n't need it , and i do n't need him . matthew : i 'm sorry . i wish i could fix this for you . destiny : why ? i ca n't fix your situation . matthew : well , you tried . you hungry ? let 's go get some burgers . destiny : with fries ? matthew : i think i can cover that . [ scene_break ] téa : that 's it ? no response ? i just told you that the man you hate more than anyone in the world had sex with blair . you remember blair , the woman that you are married to . any , uh , thoughts ? any comments ? any feelings , john ? john : step back . [ gunshots ] [ shell casings clatter ] téa : [ exhales ] john : does that answer your question ? [ scene_break ] dorian : for heaven 's sake , would you like to tell me how in the world you and todd ended up in the sack together ? blair : uh , well , maybe because i was flirting with the guy that i hired to give the kids swimming lessons , you know , that really good - looking guy at the club . dorian : the one built like an olympic champion ? blair : oh , my god , he has gold medal written all over him . dorian : and that 's what made you want to have sex with todd ? blair : well , i was kind of making out with him . dorian : with todd or the swim instructor ? blair : swim instructor , dorian . todd got bent out of shape about it , and he just kicked him out . dorian : the fight you were referring to earlier . blair : yeah , and then , you know , things just kind of happened . dorian : revenge sex . blair : it was just sex . are you happy now ? dorian : no . i am not happy . i 'm not happy at all , and i do n't think you are , either . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm afraid i do n't know what you 're talking about , really , because it seems to me that you 've been free of me for some time now . marty : physically , maybe , but mentally , it 's a different story . you 're still in my head , todd , and i want you out . todd : i do n't know what you mean . marty : i 'm trying to move on with my life and be happy -- ha ! -- for once with john , and i ca n't because of you . todd : i 'm sorry . i ca n't change what i did to you . marty : i 'm not talking about what happened in college . i 'm talking about last year . you made me fall in love with you , you son of a bitch , and it seems i ca n't forget it . todd : so , are you saying that you 're still in love with me ? [ scene_break ] stacy : do n't say that you hate me . what we have is amazing , rex . we 're meant to be together . you 're just mad right now . rex : oh , my god , you seriously do n't get it , do you ? do you see the way i 'm looking at you right now ? you make me sick . stacy : you 're just guilty . you feel guilty about us making love . that 's it . rex : there 's something seriously wrong with you . you have no idea the hell you put me and my family through . stacy : i could be your family , okay ? you 're my whole world . i love you more than gigi , more than shane . do n't you see that ? we 're meant to be together . this is fate . rex : did you not hear me ? i said you make me want to puke . stacy : no . you want me , rex . you feel something for me . i know you do . rex : what we had in that moment was based on lies . stacy : no . no . you took care of me , and i cooked for you . we laughed together . that was real . rex : you told gigi that you would let shane die unless she ditched me . you made me think that i had lost her . you broke me down so much and got into my bed when i was at my lowest . is that the best you could hope for ? stacy : no . you 're the best i could hope for . i would do anything . i just want you . i thought that since the day you stood up for me when those kids were picking on me . rex : okay . that was a million years ago . we were teenagers . stacy : no . i dropped all my most personal things -- my diary , my tampons -- and there you were , the most popular guy , and you did n't care . you just picked them up , and you put them in my bag for me , and you just gave me the sweetest smile . rex : i do n't know how to tell you this , stacy , but i do n't remember anything from that day . i barely remember you from back then . stacy : well , maybe you do somewhere . maybe it 's just all pent up , rex . you threw me on the floor at ultra violet , and you wanted me so bad , you even said it , and i know you 're gon na want me again . i know the truth , rex . you do n't hate me . you want me . you do n't love gigi . you love me . [ scene_break ] rachel : look . it may be none of my business , but giving a kid a lovely parting gift is n't the same thing as being in her life . greg : you want to judge me ? go for it , but you have no idea how much i love my family . i would do anything for destiny and for shaun . rachel : yeah , as long as it does n't interfere with your schedule . greg : i have a career , a responsibility . i ca n't just tell my patients , `` oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm all booked up right now . you 'll just have to deal with being an invalid . `` rachel : is that what it is ? or maybe it 's your need to keep up your golden - boy image . greg : it has nothing to do with image . look . knowing that i can help these people , that 's what gets me out of bed every morning . rachel : well , then it seems as if you are torn between what you 're trying to achieve and your family . if they really matter to you the way you say they do , maybe you should try fixing things with them . shaun : what 's this ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i 'm almost afraid to ask this question , but did you have sex with todd because you knew téa would walk in on you ? blair : no , but , i 'm telling you , it was just pure luck it happened . well , it serves her right . she shows up at starr 's wedding . she comes over here and ruins my morning bragging about how she 's sharing a bed with todd . dorian : well , that 's nothing for either one of you to brag about . blair : she told a whole courtroom full of people something that i told her in confidence . dorian : oh , that nauseating bit about todd being the love of your life . blair : all right . you know what ? she 's the one that said all of that . i just -- i agreed to it . anyway , he runs off now every night to be with her , and , you know , what am i supposed to do , just sit here and act like it 's okay and be happy about that as she goes on about how their relationship is all meaningful and how they cuddle ? i mean , ugh . i do n't like it . i do n't like it at all , okay , and if that 's immature , well , then fine . that 's who i am . dorian : you felt like you lost your power , so you slept with todd to get it back . blair : that 's sick . dorian : hmm , yes , but it makes sense in a sick kind of way . you do n't want todd , but you do n't want anybody else to have him . [ scene_break ] téa : was it good for you ? john : it 's your turn . téa : you expect me to do what you just did , forget it . i 'm not a trained professional . john : bend your knees a little bit . aim just below where you want to hit . allow for a slight upkick . téa : if the target was wearing a belt , you know where i 'd be aiming . john : all right . when you 're ready , just breathe and squeeze . [ gunshots ] [ shell casings clatter ] john : feel better now ? téa : not really . john : me , neither . [ scene_break ] todd : are you ? are you still in love with me ? marty : no . ha ha ! in love with you ? oh , my god , do n't flatter yourself . todd : what are you doing here ? marty : well , i got this problem because i ca n't -- i doubt everything i feel now . i ca n't trust myself because you ruined me , todd , once with violence and once with love . [ scene_break ] rex : not only do i not love you , i never did . stacy : no . that 's a lie , rex . you made love to me . rex : that was n't love . it was sex from somebody who was lying to me . do you have any idea how much that makes me hate you ? i 've known some people who have done some really horrible things , but what you did , you had your sister scared to death for months with nobody to comfort her . you toyed with shane 's life , and that was n't enough . somehow , you dragged my mother into this , and you say it was all out of love . stacy : rex , you took me in . you said yourself , `` i do n't know what i would do without you , stace . `` rex : no , no , without this , which i thought was yours . i thought you were saving my son 's life . stacy : but what about the money you gave me to save me from stan ? why would you do that if you did n't love me ? rex : he beat the hell out of you . i would 've done that for anybody . stacy : you got to know me . you said you wanted to be with me . you know you did . rex : i thought my son was dying . do you have any idea how crazy that makes a person ? probably not because you have never for one second thought about anybody but yourself . it does n't matter what i said before . i just want to make this clear . i have zero -- you got it ? -- zero love for you . yes . all the time we spent together , i was in love with one woman , and that 's gigi . stacy : no , rex . she messed with your head . do n't you get that ? if what you guys had was so strong , then why was i able to blow it apart so easy ? [ scene_break ] rachel : your brother here was just telling me that he 's leaving town . shaun : you are ? rachel : my mother and bo decided not to put matthew through the surgery . shaun : i see . so , what 's to keep you here now ? mom and pop are planning a big dinner , you 're going to call from the airport and tell them the guest of honor ca n't make it , and what about destiny ? greg : do you want me to answer that ? shaun : you always like having the last word . why not have it now ? greg : i 'm not leaving . i 've decided to stay in llanview for a little while longer . destiny : come again ? greg : i 'm staying in llanview . destiny : yeah . i heard that part . why ? matthew : did my parents change their mind about the surgery ? rachel : no , matthew . they did n't . greg : no , and i 'm sorry about that , but the thing that 's keeping me here is my family . shaun : family . since when have we ever been a part of your life , greg ? greg : since two very wise females gave me a good talking to . destiny : but what about your job , those people who need you ? greg : i 've got a few colleagues who can take over my cases . i 'll make it work , but right now , i 'd really like to spend some time with my little sister . is that cool with you ? destiny : yeah . i guess it 's okay . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't know what you want me to do . i simply ca n't change the past . do you want me to tell you that i 'm sorry for loving you ? i ca n't say that , really , because of all the things that i 'm sorry for , that 's not one of them . marty : hmm . oh , you do n't know how to love anyone , todd . you just damage people like me . it 's why i wanted to see you die , but john saved you so i would n't have to live with that . he did that for me , and now i ca n't be with him because of you . todd : well , i am sorry . marty : do n't . just do n't because there 's nothing you could say . why do i waste my breath ? why ? i should know by now . does n't change anything . todd : marty , marty , you know , if i could fix things with you , i would . so many things i 'd like to fix -- with you , téa . marty : téa ? what did you do to téa ? todd : i slept with blair , and she walked in and saw us . marty : you 're unbelievable . todd : yeah . i thought i could smooth things over , but -- marty : you ca n't stop yourself , can you ? you are -- it 's , like , textbook . any psychiatrist would have a field day with you . todd : and what about you ? why do n't you tell me what you think ? [ scene_break ] stacy : what we have is real , rex . i 'm not willing to throw it away . rex : you 're not willing ? are you out of your -- there 's no we to throw away . we are not real . stacy : i 'm really starting to worry about you , rex . you 're just not thinking clearly . i mean , whatever it is you 're going through , we can work through this together . rex : you 're certifiable . you know that , stacy ? stacy : what do you want , rex ? i 'll do anything . rex : i do n't want anything from you ever , nothing . got it ? stacy : good . then you do n't want this , either . rex : stacy , come on . give that back to me . stacy : and why should i ? rex : there 's no point to this . it 's over . stacy : so , then i lose everything . how come i always have to be the one who loses ? rex : we did n't have anything . stacy : that 's a lie . what we had was wonderful . you destroyed that . maybe i should return the favor . [ scene_break ] greg : so , what do you say , little bro ? think we could start over ? shaun : sure . destiny : mom and dad are gon na be so psyched . hey , maybe we can have a big family barbeque on sunday like we used to . i 'll be right back . shaun : you want to go talk to your brother ? rachel : no . i think your sister has got it covered . destiny : hey , matthew , wait up . matthew : i called nigel . he 's coming to pick me up . destiny : why ? matthew : i 've got stuff to do , but listen . i mean , i 'm really happy for you . you thought your brother was leaving , but now he 's not , so that 's pretty cool . destiny : does n't change things for you . i wish it did . matthew : yeah . me , too . i mean , if i was 18 , i would n't need my parents to make a decision for me . i would tell your brother to do the surgery tomorrow . téa : hey , matt , how are you ? matthew : good . how are you ? téa : i 'm on the mend . ha ha ! destiny : i 'm destiny . téa : hi . destiny : you 're a lawyer , right ? téa : uh - huh . destiny : i 'd like to hire you . actually , matt would . [ scene_break ] dorian : well , that 's all i 'm going to say in the matter ... blair : oh , i 'm sure you 'll think of something very soon . dorian : and , you know , if you ever think of sleeping with todd again , take a cold shower . eat chocolate . put a rubber band on your wrist and then snap it . do something , anything else . i 'm sorry , honey . i really do think it 's a shame that things did n't work out with you and john . blair : yeah . well , you know , he 's not the marrying type . dorian : hmm , he was willing to do that so that you would n't lose your children . blair : he was willing , but he was n't able . he 's in love with marty saybrooke , but not me . dorian : huh . well , that i will never understand , never . blair : me , either . me , either . [ scene_break ] marty : you really expect me to stand here and analyze your personality ? todd : why not ? you 're an expert , right ? marty : did you hear anything i said to you ? todd : yeah , every word , so why not listen to me ? marty : what a narcissist . todd : okay . there you go . tell me about that . tell me why i keep ruining everyone 's lives all the time , including yours . go ahead . shrink me . marty : a narcissist , todd , is someone who has no concept of the feelings of others , and as far as what motivates you , maybe you should try to figure that out because one day , you 're gon na have to explain everything you 've done to our granddaughter hope . [ scene_break ] rachel : you really made destiny 's evening telling her you 're staying in llanview . greg : well , it 's a start . rachel : she wants her big brother around . greg : yeah . she the only one ? shaun : i 'll let you know in a couple of months if you 're still here . sorry . greg : seems i 've got a lot to make up for . shaun : it 's not like you are n't trying . just ca n't do it all in one night . greg : i still owe you and destiny a nice dinner . shaun : so , you 're treating us to green chili burgers at buenos dias ? greg : no . i thought we 'd go back to the palace . shaun : right now ? greg : sure . why not ? you have n't ordered yet . oh , unless you two would rather be alone . rachel : uh , no . it 's okay . shaun : we have a date . rachel : we can do it some other time . you should really spend time with your brother and sister . greg : actually , i was hoping that you 'd join us . [ scene_break ] rex : please , stacy . this is n't about you and me . this is about shane , your nephew . stacy : someone else you love more than me . rex : yeah , and you love him , too , and he needs that blood . it might be the only thing that can save him . stacy : he does n't need saving , remember ? you lied to me . he 's fine . rex : this checkup was good , but what if there 's one that is n't ? what happens then ? the donor is dead . we ca n't find another one . all we have is that blood . we 're talking about shane 's life . stacy : yeah . it 's torture , is n't it , to want something so bad and to see somebody else get it , someone who does n't deserve it as much as you do , who 's just gon na throw it away . rex : stacy , please do n't do this . stacy : it hurts so bad . when you finally get something that you 've always wanted , you 're gon na hang on to it . you 're gon na do anything you can to keep it . would n't you ? rex : what do you want me to do ? stacy : make love to me again .
matthew and destiny talk about her brother and he reveals that she 's been a great friend to him and he 'd like to be there for him . greg suddenly decides he will change his mind and stay in town with his family . dorian finds out that blair slept with todd and tells her that this is a sick habit she has . marty goes to see todd and reveals that she thinks he 's a narcissist and she 's horrified that they share a grandchild . stacy reveals to rex that they are meant to be and he must love her . but he tells her she is a monster for what she has done . yet she will stop at nothing in order to have him .
[ previously_on ] viki : joe really will give up his life in the church for you if he has to . jen : it 's over . i 'll see you later , ok ? starr : want to tell me what you 're doing with my father 's ring ? jen : just find the nearest cop and just turn yourself in , ok ? jessica : ok , antonio , i killed him ! i killed mitch ! [ scene_break ] starr : you stole my dad 's ring , did n't you ? walker : no , i did n't . i found it right in there . [ scene_break ] starr : you could n't have . my dad was wearing it when he disappeared . i heard my mom say so . you took it before he left , did n't you ? where is he ? hedy : that little monster . making me lie , making me call and tell her that -- dorian : hedy , where 's starr ? hedy : being punished . ms. cramer told me to give starr a time - out . dorian : oh . and where 's the little darling serving her sentence ? hedy : um -- locked up in the cabana . dorian : locked in the cabana ? are you mad ? what if the child needed something ? what if there were a fire ? hedy : i just did what she told me . dorian : blair ? hedy : no ! dorian : who ? hedy : i ca n't fib as fast as she does . starr is n't in there . [ scene_break ] kevin : blair . blair : hey , i thought you left . kevin : oh , i was on the phone . fair warning , ok ? blair : ok , what about ? kevin : well , i was talking to my people . blair : your people ? kevin : my people . and the banner is going to be flying off the stands tomorrow . blair : kevin , saying you 're going to outsell the sun and doing it are entirely two different things . kevin : oh , really ? well , hold on there , little doggy . let me tell you something . you think i 'm full of hot air or something ? because i 'm telling you -- blair : i think you are definitely full of something . a lot of it . kevin : yeah ? blair : mm - hmm . kevin : what is that ? is that -- blair : what ? kevin : is that a chip on your shoulder ? here , let me help you get that off there . blair : get out of here . get out of here . you are so bad . you have a chip on your shoulder . [ scene_break ] natalie : what a night . cristian : yes . yes , it is . natalie : you know what , we better get going . we 're already late for dad 's goodbye thing . cristian : they 're going to have to get used to us being late . natalie : why ? cristian : because my fiancee and i have better things to do . [ scene_break ] antonio : you killed mitch laurence ? look , jessica , if you 're still talking about pushing him and -- jessica : no , no , no , i -- that was n't the truth . i lied to you before about what really happened . i 'm sorry , antonio . antonio : you lied to me ? jessica : i did . i went to the docks and mitch was there like i said before . and he grabbed me . he started talking crazy about taking me back to lion 's heart . i was scared , antonio . i did n't know what to do . i thought he was going to kill me , so -- so i just -- i grabbed for the closest thing i could reach for . it was a pipe , and i hit him hard . antonio : was there someone else ? before , you said there was someone else on the dock . was -- was that part true ? jessica : what does it matter ? i told you i hit him . you said mitch died from a blow to the head . i hit him with a pipe ! antonio : maybe you hit him , but it was n't you who gave him the arsenic , all right ? it was n't you who injected him with the tranquilizer and forced him to drink poison . who was that ? jessica : i hit him with the pipe , ok ? antonio : jessica , damn it , i am trying to help you . look , whoever was there might have seen mitch attack you and could testify that you hit him in self- defense . jessica : no . antonio : jessica , there 's something you 're not telling me . who are you protecting ? [ scene_break ] walker : i found that ring with my brother , mitch 's , things . starr : no way . you just want me to think that that rotten mitch laurence killed my father , but my dad is not dead . you 're just a big thief who stole his stuff , and i 'm calling the cops . walker : go ahead . starr : fine . i changed my mind . i 'm calling my mom instead . hey ! walker : ok . you want the truth ? you 're right about one thing . your dad , todd manning , is n't dead . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm very sorry . i do n't know what it was . viki ! hello , clint . nice to see you . clint : blair , son . kevin : how you doing , dad ? yeah , i just caught blair eating alone , and i thought i should see what the competition was up to . viki : honey , i hope you 're going to be able to join us for dinner with your dad . i left you a whole ton of messages . did n't you get them ? kevin : i did , but -- and i 'd love to stay , but i got to put an issue to bed . viki : ok . blair : actually , i do , too . viki , it 's always lovely to see you and , clint , have a safe trip . clint : thank you . nice to see you , blair . blair : nice to see you . good night . clint : well , kevin , i 'm sorry we did n't get to spend more time together . kevin : yeah , me too , dad . but i promise i 'll call you before you leave , ok ? clint : ok . kevin : good night . clint : good night . clint : ok spill it . that bothered you . viki : he 's married ! and his wife happens to be blair 's cousin . clint : oh , come on , viki . look , it -- it seemed like newspaper business to me . viki : oh , please . clint : look , if we 're going to worry about somebody , let 's worry about jessie . viki : clint , she 's been through a dreadful , dreadful time . i thank god at least natalie 's walking on air . clint : well , and kevin does n't seem all that miserable . viki : no . so where is kelly ? and why is he flirting with blair ? clint : well , i 'm sure we 'll find out eventually . now , at least joey 's doing well . viki : you think so ? he 's thinking of giving up the ministry . clint : he said he might . now , why do n't we give him a chance to think about it and reach a decision -- viki : yeah , but the problem is he 's giving it up for a woman who 's -- clint : i – i know . lindsay 's daughter . viki : well , no . someone who 's just not terribly stable . clint : yes , it is kind of shocking , is n't it ? i mean , our kids falling for people that we did n't handpick for them . look at us . we did ok . our kids are proof of that . viki : clint , we did n't give up everything that we loved and believed in just to be together . joey : hey , dad , mom . viki : hey , sweetheart . clint : joey . natalie : i 'm sorry i 'm late . looks like i 'm not the only one , huh ? [ scene_break ] jessica : god , antonio , what do you want from me ? i just told you that i killed mitch . i -- when you told me that -- that you thought that he 'd been poisoned and that 's how he died , i was so relieved . but now i know it was me . i was the one that killed him . i murdered my own father . antonio : you were acting in self - defense . jessica : but how am i supposed to live with that ? [ phone rings ] jessica : you 'd better get that . antonio : it 'll keep . jessica : it could be the station . [ ring ] antonio : vega . keri : i 'm sorry to bother you , but i had to let you know the time you want to see jamie tomorrow is not going to work out . she has a doctor 's appointment i forgot about . antonio : but jamie -- she 's ok ? keri : she 's fine . it 's just a checkup . antonio : all right , look , right now is not a good time . can we talk about this later ? thanks . [ scene_break ] dorian : so , apparently , your darling daughter has been blackmailing hedy here into being her personal chauffeur . blair : look , i know that she tried to fire walker , but did she trick you into taking her to the sun ? hedy : yes , ms. cramer . starr can be a handful , and that mind of hers is like a fast computer . dorian : yes , and somebody better slow her down quick . blair : that 's my daughter . when she wants something , she usually finds a way -- dorian : that 's the whole problem ! you justify everything she does , you give her anything she wants . blair : oh , come on . dorian : no wonder the girl 's such a hellion , though , with a father like todd . blair : all right , just stop it right now . where did you leave her , hedy ? hedy : mr. manning 's penthouse . dorian : oh , i rest my case . blair : i 'll go get her . hedy : starr 's going to kill me when she finds out i told . dorian : do n't worry . she 's not going to have the chance . hedy , you 're fired . hedy : gott sei dank ! [ scene_break ] starr : how do you know my dad 's alive ? walker : i saw him . starr : no way . walker : mm - hmm . starr : really ? when ? walker : right before i came to llanview . he 's the reason i 'm here . he and i are very good friends . starr : no way . walker : yes way . he 's asked me to look after you and jack and your mom , keep an eye on you . that 's why i 'm living here , so i can stay close to the family . starr : and why should i believe that ? walker : because it 's the truth . actually , i know some stuff about you that i could n't possibly know if he and i were n't friends . starr : really ? when 's my birthday , quick ? walker : uh , january 8 . starr : jack 's ? walker : sometime in the fall . starr : october 25 . now you only have one more chance , and this is something even harder , something only that my dad would know . walker : all right , try me . starr : one time i found this man chained to a wheel , and my dad did n't believe me for , like , ever , and then he finally found out that i was n't lying and he gave me a nickname . what ? walker : `` oh , great one . `` you believe me now ? starr : if you are my dad 's friend , then why did n't you tell anybody that you saw him and that he was alive ? especially my mom ? walker : because he asked me not to . starr : why ? i do n't get it . walker : he wants it kept secret , and he wants you to help me . will you ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] kevin : yeah , come on in . have a seat . we have to make this short . daniel : so , what 's up ? kevin : your stock , mr. colson . i figured out who the banner should have run for district attorney against hank gannon . daniel : me ? kevin : well , you have the smarts and the drive . the banner will back you . go for it . daniel : you know , i 'm not sure i 'd have much of a chance against a popular guy like gannon . kevin : politics is a game . play it offensively . daniel : well , i guess if you look closely enough , even a saint has a dirty little secret somewhere . kevin : and if you want to be the next d.a . , you 'll find hank gannon 's . [ scene_break ] hank : hey , nora , where 's colson ? nora : hi . believe it or not , out . i actually thought he brought a sleeping bag here and lived off the candy machine . hank : yeah . so what 's your take on the guy ? nora : oh , well , you know , i have n't really worked with him very long . you know , he 's sort of tireless and determined , sort of -- hank : mm - hmm . so you do n't like him , huh ? nora : does it show ? viki : i thought that jen and rex were getting a divorce . joey : yeah , well , maybe she changed her mind . i do n't know . whether she stays with rex or not , though , she 's made it clear she 's not interested in me . viki : she seemed very , very much in love with you when we talked . joey : when you talked to jen ? viki : yeah . she stopped by the house to see you . you were n't there , so we had a little chat , mostly about you . she was very anxious to let me know that she really wanted to be a good wife to you . joey : mom , what exactly did you say ? viki : well , i mean , i told her i hoped things would work out for the two of you . i know i talked about your career and how important that is to you . i praised you probably a little too much as usual , and , you know , honey , she never gave me any indication whatsoever that she was going to end things . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey . jen : hey . natalie : listen , i have n't gotten a chance to talk to my brother since i got back , but the divorce is still on , i assume ? jen : nope . natalie : it is n't ? cristian : what happened ? jen : well , you 'll be happy to know that joey and i are n't together anymore , so you do n't have to worry about me ruining his life because he 's not going to leave the church to be with me . natalie : i never even knew he was going to leave the church . cristian : you were going to make him do that , jen ? jen : no , i was n't going to make him do that . we could n't be together because -- why ca n't you just give me a break ? you know , i told you that we 're not together anymore . natalie : frankly , i do n't want you hooked up with rex , either . you know , you are a disaster , jen . you always have been and you always will be . joey : mom , what did jen do once you told her about the ministry being the best thing for me ? viki : she did n't say very much . i mean , she agreed with me and she certainly understood . natalie : hey , are we too late ? viki : hey . clint : excuse me . no , no , not at all . please join us . cristian , how you doing ? cristian : good . good , thanks . clint : thanks for coming , sweetheart . natalie : joey , wow , big news . jen said that the two of you were off . joey : where is she ? cristian : she 's out on the terrace . viki : i really wish that he would realize that the most important thing he could do right -- clint : natalie , since i 'm leaving for london pretty soon , could i make you a proposition ? natalie : ok . clint : how about if i put you in charge of making sure that your mother concentrates on herself for a while ? her children can take care of themselves . natalie : thank you , dad . i will definitely try . clint : thank you . viki : i do n't need a keeper . cristian : you know , we have n't said hi to rex . why do n't we go over there , huh ? excuse us for a second . clint : i 'm going to shoot straight with you . i think you 're overdoing it . well , i know you love ben , but you 're at his bedside almost every day , viki . and i know that the kids have had some tough times , but you 've got to think about yourself , too . viki : hey , i 'm just a little stressed , ok ? it 's really nothing major . clint : what , are you having second thoughts about whether you can handle being president of the university ? viki : no , not at all . i mean , for heaven 's sakes , i 've run the newspaper . i 've been on a ton of boards . i 've raised god knows how much money over the years . i mean , granted , yes , the university is going to be a whole new challenge , that 's all . clint : they believe in you , viki . that 's why they picked you . viki : i know that you 've always believed in me , too , and i thank you for that . clint : it 's my pleasure . joey : jen , i know what you 're trying to do , and i 'm not going to let you do it . [ scene_break ] walker : so you 're going to help me keep the secret ? starr : would you slow down ? i 've got , like , a zillion questions . if my dad is alive , then why has n't he come home ? walker : that 's a good one . i know he loves you and your brother and your mother more than ever . starr : but he wo n't come home . it 's bogus . walker : he would come home if he could . starr : when 's the last time you saw him ? walker : a few months ago . starr : then why have n't you told my mom he 's not dead ? i mean , do n't you know she 's , like , totally sad ? walker : i guess todd did n't know that . i think that he thought that she was still mad at him , and that 's why he made me promise to keep this secret from her . starr : but he does n't know how everybody just keeps saying that he 's dead and that only i know that he 's alive . walker : that would mean a lot to him . starr : but after a while i thought that my dad was dead , too . he keeps playing these tricks . and now this ? he tried to make us think that jack and suzanne were dead . walker : he needs you to help him with this trick . starr : i just hate keeping such a big secret . i do n't know why i should have to . blair : what should n't you have to do , starr ? walker : explain to your mom . blair : what is it you should n't have to do , starr ? starr : like him . i just came to tell him that he is a total -- blair : hey , hey , hey , hey ! do you know how much trouble that you are in ? starr : what 'd i do now ? blair : oh , what did you do now ? you were blackmailing hedy to take you all over town , that 's what . starr : well , you told me not to take cabs anymore . blair : starr -- starr : but we can go now . that 's fine . at least this creep knows that i totally hate his guts ! walker : i hear you loud and clear . starr : and one more thing . stay away from my mother ! blair : i am sorry . come on . grab your purse . starr , come on . joey : jen -- jen , do n't turn away . damn it , look at me ! i know you still love me . and i love you . and that business the other night in the cemetery , you breaking up with me -- was that because my mom told you that the ministry was the best thing for me ? jen ? jen , do n't do this . jen : ok . you want to know the truth ? rex got to me . joey : rex ? jen : yes , he knows me . he knows me better than you 'll ever know me because he knows that i like to have a good time . you know , and he 's not going to judge me if i do n't want to change . joey : no , i do n't believe any of this . jen : well , believe it . ok , i do n't want to be with one guy forever , and definitely not somebody who 's going to be spending his saturday nights at an angel square soup kitchen or sundays all at church . no , it 's not for me , ok ? joey : no , no , no , no , no . no . even if you and i do n't work out , rex does not get you . jen , you are so much better than him . please do not go back to him . jen : it 's too late . i already did . jen : hi . rex : whoa , whoa , whoa . i got to like this truce . jen : yeah , that 's what i wanted to talk to you about tonight . i ca n't be with a goody - goody like joey . i told him that . rex : did he get the message ? jen : i hope so . so we better go . rex : where to ? jen : home . just you and me . [ scene_break ] daniel : having the banner back my run for d.a . -- that 'll make a hell of a difference . and one good turn deserves another . another exclusive for you . kevin : final autopsy report for mitch laurence ? very nice . daniel : so long as you keep your sources anonymous . kevin : oh , i always protect my sources . whoa . this is big . daniel : yeah . yeah , i thought you 'd be intrigued . kevin : so , any other leads on who might have done it ? daniel : no , not yet . kevin : but you 'll let me know as soon as you find out , right ? daniel : oh , you bet . [ scene_break ] jessica : is your baby ok ? antonio : she 's fine . jessica : so are you going to arrest me now or -- antonio : jessica , nobody 's getting arrested . jessica : why not ? antonio : well , first of all , i did n't come here to talk to you as a cop . jessica : i just gave you a full confession . antonio : jessica , i came here to talk to you because i care about you . look , is this whole mitch mess the reason you 're pushing me away ? natalie : anybody home ? cristian : hey , antonio , how 's it going ? antonio : hey . just going over some stuff with jessica . natalie : something wrong ? antonio : no , no . as a matter of fact , i was just leaving . but this is n't over . i 'll see you guys later . natalie : what 's going on ? were you just breaking up with antonio because keri came back ? jessica : yeah , yeah . you know , tonio 's a father now , and i really do n't fit into his life and he does n't fit into mine . listen , if you guys do n't mind , i 'd rather just be by myself right now . cristian : sure . jessica : thanks . [ scene_break ] starr : hey ! walker : hello again . starr : i just saw you last night . what , now you got to visit every day now ? walker : no , i just wanted to find out if you 've kept my secret . starr : of course i have , but it still does n't mean that i think you 're friends with my dad . walker : oh , so you and your mom just finished dinner and -- starr : and stay away from my mom ! walker : i 'm not looking for your mom . i 'm here to see dorian . dorian : here i am . this is a pleasant surprise . is n't it the most beautiful sunset tonight ? walker : yes , it is . uh , listen , i spoke to jessica buchanan regarding my brother 's estate . blair : oh , oh , oh , i forgot to tell you . last night walker and jessica were having a little meeting together and they obviously forgot to invite you , dorian . walker : no . now , do n't misunderstand me . i 'm trying to bring you up to speed here . it turns out mitch has left everything to me , but neither jessica or i want anything to do with it . dorian : so you 're leaving it to your favorite charity ? walker : i 'm leaving it to you , dorian . dorian : that 's really quite generous of you . i definitely thank you . walker : it 's not exactly a fortune -- the deed to his house , some stocks and bonds , and the rest of his savings account at llanview bank . dorian : and that 's all ? walker : far as i know . dorian : ah . blair : it was very nice of you to hand all those over to dorian . walker : she deserves it . blair : i 'm sorry i -- i misjudged you . walker : apology accepted . blair : what are you doing ? dorian : you know , this is exactly the sort of summer night when a little girl wants to -- starr : a little girl ? dorian : when a young lady wants to go out and get an ice cream cone and have some special quality time with her mother . that would give me some time to peruse these documents with walker . alone . [ scene_break ] viki : have a safe trip . it was so good to see you . clint : the pleasure was all mine , madam president . viki : thank you . oh , yes . clint : and , natalie -- goodbye , daughter . natalie : i love you . clint : i love you . cristian , you have a good trip to new york . cristian : thanks . clint : you be sure and remember that that gallery is very lucky that you are going to allow them to show your work . cristian : oh , right , right . i 'll make sure to tell them that . clint : ok . well , goodbye . viki : take care , clint . joey : bye , dad . natalie : bye , dad . clint : see you all soon , i hope . viki : you have a real good trip , ok ? clint : thank you . viki : call us when you get there . natalie : bye . viki : all righty . bye - bye . ok . natalie : hey , do n't forget your list . cristian : oh , right . the list . forgot about that . natalie : you make it sound so bad . i mean , if we do n't do all this , then we 're not going to have the wedding that we planned on . i mean , the gallery 's not going to take all of your time , is it ? cristian : no . no , it 's not a problem . jessica : listen , i think that i 'm going to go and see my friend jane ritchie . she works at the gallery that cris ' work is going to be shown at , and , you know , maybe when i 'm there i can help out with getting some of your wedding stuff organized . cristian : works for me . natalie : sure , no problem . and that 's a way for you to avoid antonio like last night , right ? jessica : could you not tell mom about me and antonio ? i just -- you know , she has so much to worry about right now , and i just do n't want her to worry about that , as well . natalie : sure . hey . viki : hey . natalie : guess who 's going to new york with cristian . viki : jessie ? that was kind of sudden , is n't it ? jessica : well , i could really use a break , you know , and my friend -- she works at the gallery where cristian 's work is going to be shown , so -- viki : are you sure that that 's all this is about ? jessica : of course . [ scene_break ] jen : nora ? nora : hi , jen . jen : i 'm really scared for my mom . i called up st. ann 's and she 's not there , and then i read in the banner that she 's still missing . nora : wait a minute . what do you mean ? antonio : wait a minute , let me see that . `` exclusive -- mitch laurence autopsy results `` ? i -- this has n't been released yet . nora : let me see this . antonio : who the hell leaked that to kevin buchanan ? nora : um -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry about your mom . jen : i just do n't understand why she changed her mind and why she did n't turn herself in . she said she did n't want to make the same mistake as last time . she did n't want to run away because she knows that makes her look guilty . nora : ok , wait a minute , wait -- you talked to her ? jen : yeah , for a minute . nora : and she was planning on turning herself in ? jen : yeah , and that 's when i found out the real reason why she ran away in the first place . i downloaded some video on my laptop . it 's some stuff that i took . hank : look , jen , why do n't we step into bo 's office , take a look at that , huh ? come on . jen : i -- i 've been doing a video on dr. maciver . nora : interesting subject . jen : yeah , well , it 's supposed to be the day in the life of a professional . my mom saw some of this footage and she totally freaked out . you 've got to take a look at this . do you mind if i use the ladies ' room ? nora : yeah -- no , sure . go on . hank : i do n't recognize any of those women , do you ? nora : no . oh , wait a minute -- yeah . that 's -- oh , that 's what 's - her - name -- hank : the one from the hospital . nora : claire baxter , absolutely . absolutely . hank : gabrielle ? nora : oh , it sure is . not that it 's any big surprise , i 'm afraid . hank : oh , what , you know something i do n't ? nora : it 's a long story and it 's got nothing to do with the mitch laurence case , but , yeah , troy and gabrielle are kind of -- well , something is going on . i 'm not quite sure . look , i do n't want bo to know anything about it , all right ? i do n't want to see him get hurt . hank : yeah . i do n't , either . nora : you know , if troy wanted to cover up all these relationships -- you know , because it would jeopardize his career -- and lindsay found out about them , she could 've blackmailed him . hank : yeah . and it 's possible that mitch laurence died of a blow to the head from lindsay , and then troy pumped him full of tranquilizers and then poisoned him to help lindsay cover it up . nora : his brother was a wonderful doctor , too . remember ? hank : yeah . yeah . then he lost it and flipped right over the edge . nora : do you think he 's following in his brother 's footsteps ? [ scene_break ] troy : ok -- lindsay : what 'd you do to me ? troy : shh . lindsay : i ca n't keep my eyes open . troy : ok . just go to sleep , then . go to sleep . doctor : colin ? colin , is that you ? oh , my god , man -- troy : hey ! doctor : it 's been a long time . troy : how are you ? doctor : good . troy : wow , i have n't seen you -- well , i have n't seen you since you almost lost your license because of those experiments you were -- doctor : that 's -- that 's ancient history now . troy : oh , please . she 's out of it . do n't worry about her . so , what about you ? you still ripping off medicaid ? doctor : why ? what , are you looking to get a little piece ? troy : no , no , no , no . no , actually -- well , i need a place to store a patient for a little while . yeah , her . her name 's joanna , joanna farrell . yeah , she 's been declared criminally insane , so -- doctor : well , you 've certainly come to the right place . we 've got jerry lee howell locked away upstairs . troy : the serial killer ? doctor : yeah , exactly . look , give me a couple minutes . let me see if i can set up a room . lindsay : do n't listen to him ! troy : come on . lindsay : no ! troy : let 's get out of here . lindsay : he 's a liar . colin 's dead . he 's making it up . it is n't true . it is n't true0 [ scene_break ] antonio : how the hell did you get the final autopsy report before it was released ? that was privileged information . kevin : it 's a public document , paid for by the taxpayers . antonio : do n't you want us to catch laurence 's killer ? kevin : sure , so i can pin a medal on him . antonio : who gave you that report ? kevin : you know that a journalist never reveals his source . antonio : you 're playing with fire , kevin . kevin : i tend to do that . antonio : yeah ? well , maybe you ought to start thinking about who 's going to get burned . [ phone rings ] daniel : colson . kevin : kevin buchanan . listen , you better watch it . people are already asking who my mole is . daniel : no problem . kevin : another thing -- i smell a coverup down there , so keep your eyes open and tell me everything you find . all right . [ scene_break ] starr : where 's hedy ? she was supposed to take me to the pet store . dorian : i fired hedy last night . starr : why ? blair : starr , we ca n't have someone watching you that does n't tell us where you really are . starr : but , mom , i liked hedy ! blair : well , you probably should since you have her on a leash all the time . starr : no , mom , i seriously did . blair : starr -- starr : and why would you fire her ? blair : starr -- hey , hey , calm down . [ phone rings ] blair : hello ? kevin : check the circulation numbers for the sun against the banner . i believe we have a date . blair : hello , kevin . kevin : hello , blair . get ready for a new pitch , too . i still want to buy that paper of yours . blair : well , you better take me to a very nice place to do this little pitch of yours . kevin : oh , you 'll see . starr : see ? now you have to hire hedy back because you would be a lousy mother if you left me and jack here with aunt dorian . blair : ok , ok . you know , we 'll finish all this up inside . come on . [ scene_break ] dorian : ahem . dorian : you 're certainly being very generous with your brother 's money . walker : you had to deal with mitch more than the rest of us . dorian : you know , walker , i 've always felt that there was a special connection between us . and now i know that you feel the same way , too . [ scene_break ] viki : antonio , hi . jessie just left . antonio : oh . antonio : do you know if jessica 's seen this paper ? viki : i really have no idea . she suddenly decided to go to new york with your brother . antonio : thanks . [ scene_break ] nora : jen , thank you very much for bringing this to us . is it possible that we can get a copy of all that ? jen : well , i have to use this for my class today , but i can get it to you tomorrow . nora : all right , fine , and we 'll stay on top of your mom and let you know . jen : ok , ok . are you going to question troy ? nora : well , we certainly would like to , but it seems that he 's missing in action , as well . jen : they could be together . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you have to believe me . troy : it 's ok , joanna . lindsay : i 'm not joanna ! i 'm lindsay ! troy : shh , shh -- lindsay : i 'm lindsay rappaport ! troy : she 's more delusional than i thought . lindsay : and he 's not colin . troy : she 's had a tough time . lindsay : he 's not colin . troy : she 's been in and out of -- shh ! lindsay : please believe me . troy : hospitals . she even spent time in prison . lindsay : please . troy : nothing seems to work . lindsay : it 's not true . troy : she 's going to need radical treatment . i want you to keep her here until we can decide what 's best , ok ? doctor : no problem . lindsay : no , you ca n't ! doctor : hey , hey , hey ! lindsay : you ca n't put me in here ! no ! doctor : breathe , breathe . lindsay : no ! no ! [ next_on ] kevin : well , you lost the bet , so now you 're mine . nora : if i were you , i 'd be really careful because troy 's up to something . doctor : we 'll -- we 'll handle it , colin . joey : let 's get out of here . let 's go someplace where we can be alone . starr : i did n't tell anybody that you were friends with my dad . [ previously_on ] viki : joe really will give up his life in the church for you if he has to . jen : it 's over . i 'll see you later , ok ? starr : want to tell me what you 're doing with my father 's ring ? jen : just find the nearest cop and just turn yourself in , ok ? jessica : ok , antonio , i killed him ! i killed mitch ! [ scene_break ] starr : you stole my dad 's ring , did n't you ? walker : no , i did n't . i found it right in there . [ scene_break ] starr : you could n't have . my dad was wearing it when he disappeared . i heard my mom say so . you took it before he left , did n't you ? where is he ? hedy : that little monster . making me lie , making me call and tell her that -- dorian : hedy , where 's starr ? hedy : being punished . ms. cramer told me to give starr a time - out . dorian : oh . and where 's the little darling serving her sentence ? hedy : um -- locked up in the cabana . dorian : locked in the cabana ? are you mad ? what if the child needed something ? what if there were a fire ? hedy : i just did what she told me . dorian : blair ? hedy : no ! dorian : who ? hedy : i ca n't fib as fast as she does . starr is n't in there . [ scene_break ] kevin : blair . blair : hey , i thought you left . kevin : oh , i was on the phone . fair warning , ok ? blair : ok , what about ? kevin : well , i was talking to my people . blair : your people ? kevin : my people . and the banner is going to be flying off the stands tomorrow . blair : kevin , saying you 're going to outsell the sun and doing it are entirely two different things . kevin : oh , really ? well , hold on there , little doggy . let me tell you something . you think i 'm full of hot air or something ? because i 'm telling you -- blair : i think you are definitely full of something . a lot of it . kevin : yeah ? blair : mm - hmm . kevin : what is that ? is that -- blair : what ? kevin : is that a chip on your shoulder ? here , let me help you get that off there . blair : get out of here . get out of here . you are so bad . you have a chip on your shoulder . [ scene_break ] natalie : what a night . cristian : yes . yes , it is . natalie : you know what , we better get going . we 're already late for dad 's goodbye thing . cristian : they 're going to have to get used to us being late . natalie : why ? cristian : because my fiancee and i have better things to do . [ scene_break ] antonio : you killed mitch laurence ? look , jessica , if you 're still talking about pushing him and -- jessica : no , no , no , i -- that was n't the truth . i lied to you before about what really happened . i 'm sorry , antonio . antonio : you lied to me ? jessica : i did . i went to the docks and mitch was there like i said before . and he grabbed me . he started talking crazy about taking me back to lion 's heart . i was scared , antonio . i did n't know what to do . i thought he was going to kill me , so -- so i just -- i grabbed for the closest thing i could reach for . it was a pipe , and i hit him hard . antonio : was there someone else ? before , you said there was someone else on the dock . was -- was that part true ? jessica : what does it matter ? i told you i hit him . you said mitch died from a blow to the head . i hit him with a pipe ! antonio : maybe you hit him , but it was n't you who gave him the arsenic , all right ? it was n't you who injected him with the tranquilizer and forced him to drink poison . who was that ? jessica : i hit him with the pipe , ok ? antonio : jessica , damn it , i am trying to help you . look , whoever was there might have seen mitch attack you and could testify that you hit him in self- defense . jessica : no . antonio : jessica , there 's something you 're not telling me . who are you protecting ? [ scene_break ] walker : i found that ring with my brother , mitch 's , things . starr : no way . you just want me to think that that rotten mitch laurence killed my father , but my dad is not dead . you 're just a big thief who stole his stuff , and i 'm calling the cops . walker : go ahead . starr : fine . i changed my mind . i 'm calling my mom instead . hey ! walker : ok . you want the truth ? you 're right about one thing . your dad , todd manning , is n't dead . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm very sorry . i do n't know what it was . viki ! hello , clint . nice to see you . clint : blair , son . kevin : how you doing , dad ? yeah , i just caught blair eating alone , and i thought i should see what the competition was up to . viki : honey , i hope you 're going to be able to join us for dinner with your dad . i left you a whole ton of messages . did n't you get them ? kevin : i did , but -- and i 'd love to stay , but i got to put an issue to bed . viki : ok . blair : actually , i do , too . viki , it 's always lovely to see you and , clint , have a safe trip . clint : thank you . nice to see you , blair . blair : nice to see you . good night . clint : well , kevin , i 'm sorry we did n't get to spend more time together . kevin : yeah , me too , dad . but i promise i 'll call you before you leave , ok ? clint : ok . kevin : good night . clint : good night . clint : ok spill it . that bothered you . viki : he 's married ! and his wife happens to be blair 's cousin . clint : oh , come on , viki . look , it -- it seemed like newspaper business to me . viki : oh , please . clint : look , if we 're going to worry about somebody , let 's worry about jessie . viki : clint , she 's been through a dreadful , dreadful time . i thank god at least natalie 's walking on air . clint : well , and kevin does n't seem all that miserable . viki : no . so where is kelly ? and why is he flirting with blair ? clint : well , i 'm sure we 'll find out eventually . now , at least joey 's doing well . viki : you think so ? he 's thinking of giving up the ministry . clint : he said he might . now , why do n't we give him a chance to think about it and reach a decision -- viki : yeah , but the problem is he 's giving it up for a woman who 's -- clint : i – i know . lindsay 's daughter . viki : well , no . someone who 's just not terribly stable . clint : yes , it is kind of shocking , is n't it ? i mean , our kids falling for people that we did n't handpick for them . look at us . we did ok . our kids are proof of that . viki : clint , we did n't give up everything that we loved and believed in just to be together . joey : hey , dad , mom . viki : hey , sweetheart . clint : joey . natalie : i 'm sorry i 'm late . looks like i 'm not the only one , huh ? [ scene_break ] jessica : god , antonio , what do you want from me ? i just told you that i killed mitch . i -- when you told me that -- that you thought that he 'd been poisoned and that 's how he died , i was so relieved . but now i know it was me . i was the one that killed him . i murdered my own father . antonio : you were acting in self - defense . jessica : but how am i supposed to live with that ? [ phone rings ] jessica : you 'd better get that . antonio : it 'll keep . jessica : it could be the station . [ ring ] antonio : vega . keri : i 'm sorry to bother you , but i had to let you know the time you want to see jamie tomorrow is not going to work out . she has a doctor 's appointment i forgot about . antonio : but jamie -- she 's ok ? keri : she 's fine . it 's just a checkup . antonio : all right , look , right now is not a good time . can we talk about this later ? thanks . [ scene_break ] dorian : so , apparently , your darling daughter has been blackmailing hedy here into being her personal chauffeur . blair : look , i know that she tried to fire walker , but did she trick you into taking her to the sun ? hedy : yes , ms. cramer . starr can be a handful , and that mind of hers is like a fast computer . dorian : yes , and somebody better slow her down quick . blair : that 's my daughter . when she wants something , she usually finds a way -- dorian : that 's the whole problem ! you justify everything she does , you give her anything she wants . blair : oh , come on . dorian : no wonder the girl 's such a hellion , though , with a father like todd . blair : all right , just stop it right now . where did you leave her , hedy ? hedy : mr. manning 's penthouse . dorian : oh , i rest my case . blair : i 'll go get her . hedy : starr 's going to kill me when she finds out i told . dorian : do n't worry . she 's not going to have the chance . hedy , you 're fired . hedy : gott sei dank ! [ scene_break ] starr : how do you know my dad 's alive ? walker : i saw him . starr : no way . walker : mm - hmm . starr : really ? when ? walker : right before i came to llanview . he 's the reason i 'm here . he and i are very good friends . starr : no way . walker : yes way . he 's asked me to look after you and jack and your mom , keep an eye on you . that 's why i 'm living here , so i can stay close to the family . starr : and why should i believe that ? walker : because it 's the truth . actually , i know some stuff about you that i could n't possibly know if he and i were n't friends . starr : really ? when 's my birthday , quick ? walker : uh , january 8 . starr : jack 's ? walker : sometime in the fall . starr : october 25 . now you only have one more chance , and this is something even harder , something only that my dad would know . walker : all right , try me . starr : one time i found this man chained to a wheel , and my dad did n't believe me for , like , ever , and then he finally found out that i was n't lying and he gave me a nickname . what ? walker : `` oh , great one . `` you believe me now ? starr : if you are my dad 's friend , then why did n't you tell anybody that you saw him and that he was alive ? especially my mom ? walker : because he asked me not to . starr : why ? i do n't get it . walker : he wants it kept secret , and he wants you to help me . will you ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] kevin : yeah , come on in . have a seat . we have to make this short . daniel : so , what 's up ? kevin : your stock , mr. colson . i figured out who the banner should have run for district attorney against hank gannon . daniel : me ? kevin : well , you have the smarts and the drive . the banner will back you . go for it . daniel : you know , i 'm not sure i 'd have much of a chance against a popular guy like gannon . kevin : politics is a game . play it offensively . daniel : well , i guess if you look closely enough , even a saint has a dirty little secret somewhere . kevin : and if you want to be the next d.a . , you 'll find hank gannon 's . [ scene_break ] hank : hey , nora , where 's colson ? nora : hi . believe it or not , out . i actually thought he brought a sleeping bag here and lived off the candy machine . hank : yeah . so what 's your take on the guy ? nora : oh , well , you know , i have n't really worked with him very long . you know , he 's sort of tireless and determined , sort of -- hank : mm - hmm . so you do n't like him , huh ? nora : does it show ? viki : i thought that jen and rex were getting a divorce . joey : yeah , well , maybe she changed her mind . i do n't know . whether she stays with rex or not , though , she 's made it clear she 's not interested in me . viki : she seemed very , very much in love with you when we talked . joey : when you talked to jen ? viki : yeah . she stopped by the house to see you . you were n't there , so we had a little chat , mostly about you . she was very anxious to let me know that she really wanted to be a good wife to you . joey : mom , what exactly did you say ? viki : well , i mean , i told her i hoped things would work out for the two of you . i know i talked about your career and how important that is to you . i praised you probably a little too much as usual , and , you know , honey , she never gave me any indication whatsoever that she was going to end things . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey . jen : hey . natalie : listen , i have n't gotten a chance to talk to my brother since i got back , but the divorce is still on , i assume ? jen : nope . natalie : it is n't ? cristian : what happened ? jen : well , you 'll be happy to know that joey and i are n't together anymore , so you do n't have to worry about me ruining his life because he 's not going to leave the church to be with me . natalie : i never even knew he was going to leave the church . cristian : you were going to make him do that , jen ? jen : no , i was n't going to make him do that . we could n't be together because -- why ca n't you just give me a break ? you know , i told you that we 're not together anymore . natalie : frankly , i do n't want you hooked up with rex , either . you know , you are a disaster , jen . you always have been and you always will be . joey : mom , what did jen do once you told her about the ministry being the best thing for me ? viki : she did n't say very much . i mean , she agreed with me and she certainly understood . natalie : hey , are we too late ? viki : hey . clint : excuse me . no , no , not at all . please join us . cristian , how you doing ? cristian : good . good , thanks . clint : thanks for coming , sweetheart . natalie : joey , wow , big news . jen said that the two of you were off . joey : where is she ? cristian : she 's out on the terrace . viki : i really wish that he would realize that the most important thing he could do right -- clint : natalie , since i 'm leaving for london pretty soon , could i make you a proposition ? natalie : ok . clint : how about if i put you in charge of making sure that your mother concentrates on herself for a while ? her children can take care of themselves . natalie : thank you , dad . i will definitely try . clint : thank you . viki : i do n't need a keeper . cristian : you know , we have n't said hi to rex . why do n't we go over there , huh ? excuse us for a second . clint : i 'm going to shoot straight with you . i think you 're overdoing it . well , i know you love ben , but you 're at his bedside almost every day , viki . and i know that the kids have had some tough times , but you 've got to think about yourself , too . viki : hey , i 'm just a little stressed , ok ? it 's really nothing major . clint : what , are you having second thoughts about whether you can handle being president of the university ? viki : no , not at all . i mean , for heaven 's sakes , i 've run the newspaper . i 've been on a ton of boards . i 've raised god knows how much money over the years . i mean , granted , yes , the university is going to be a whole new challenge , that 's all . clint : they believe in you , viki . that 's why they picked you . viki : i know that you 've always believed in me , too , and i thank you for that . clint : it 's my pleasure . joey : jen , i know what you 're trying to do , and i 'm not going to let you do it . [ scene_break ] walker : so you 're going to help me keep the secret ? starr : would you slow down ? i 've got , like , a zillion questions . if my dad is alive , then why has n't he come home ? walker : that 's a good one . i know he loves you and your brother and your mother more than ever . starr : but he wo n't come home . it 's bogus . walker : he would come home if he could . starr : when 's the last time you saw him ? walker : a few months ago . starr : then why have n't you told my mom he 's not dead ? i mean , do n't you know she 's , like , totally sad ? walker : i guess todd did n't know that . i think that he thought that she was still mad at him , and that 's why he made me promise to keep this secret from her . starr : but he does n't know how everybody just keeps saying that he 's dead and that only i know that he 's alive . walker : that would mean a lot to him . starr : but after a while i thought that my dad was dead , too . he keeps playing these tricks . and now this ? he tried to make us think that jack and suzanne were dead . walker : he needs you to help him with this trick . starr : i just hate keeping such a big secret . i do n't know why i should have to . blair : what should n't you have to do , starr ? walker : explain to your mom . blair : what is it you should n't have to do , starr ? starr : like him . i just came to tell him that he is a total -- blair : hey , hey , hey , hey ! do you know how much trouble that you are in ? starr : what 'd i do now ? blair : oh , what did you do now ? you were blackmailing hedy to take you all over town , that 's what . starr : well , you told me not to take cabs anymore . blair : starr -- starr : but we can go now . that 's fine . at least this creep knows that i totally hate his guts ! walker : i hear you loud and clear . starr : and one more thing . stay away from my mother ! blair : i am sorry . come on . grab your purse . starr , come on . joey : jen -- jen , do n't turn away . damn it , look at me ! i know you still love me . and i love you . and that business the other night in the cemetery , you breaking up with me -- was that because my mom told you that the ministry was the best thing for me ? jen ? jen , do n't do this . jen : ok . you want to know the truth ? rex got to me . joey : rex ? jen : yes , he knows me . he knows me better than you 'll ever know me because he knows that i like to have a good time . you know , and he 's not going to judge me if i do n't want to change . joey : no , i do n't believe any of this . jen : well , believe it . ok , i do n't want to be with one guy forever , and definitely not somebody who 's going to be spending his saturday nights at an angel square soup kitchen or sundays all at church . no , it 's not for me , ok ? joey : no , no , no , no , no . no . even if you and i do n't work out , rex does not get you . jen , you are so much better than him . please do not go back to him . jen : it 's too late . i already did . jen : hi . rex : whoa , whoa , whoa . i got to like this truce . jen : yeah , that 's what i wanted to talk to you about tonight . i ca n't be with a goody - goody like joey . i told him that . rex : did he get the message ? jen : i hope so . so we better go . rex : where to ? jen : home . just you and me . [ scene_break ] daniel : having the banner back my run for d.a . -- that 'll make a hell of a difference . and one good turn deserves another . another exclusive for you . kevin : final autopsy report for mitch laurence ? very nice . daniel : so long as you keep your sources anonymous . kevin : oh , i always protect my sources . whoa . this is big . daniel : yeah . yeah , i thought you 'd be intrigued . kevin : so , any other leads on who might have done it ? daniel : no , not yet . kevin : but you 'll let me know as soon as you find out , right ? daniel : oh , you bet . [ scene_break ] jessica : is your baby ok ? antonio : she 's fine . jessica : so are you going to arrest me now or -- antonio : jessica , nobody 's getting arrested . jessica : why not ? antonio : well , first of all , i did n't come here to talk to you as a cop . jessica : i just gave you a full confession . antonio : jessica , i came here to talk to you because i care about you . look , is this whole mitch mess the reason you 're pushing me away ? natalie : anybody home ? cristian : hey , antonio , how 's it going ? antonio : hey . just going over some stuff with jessica . natalie : something wrong ? antonio : no , no . as a matter of fact , i was just leaving . but this is n't over . i 'll see you guys later . natalie : what 's going on ? were you just breaking up with antonio because keri came back ? jessica : yeah , yeah . you know , tonio 's a father now , and i really do n't fit into his life and he does n't fit into mine . listen , if you guys do n't mind , i 'd rather just be by myself right now . cristian : sure . jessica : thanks . [ scene_break ] starr : hey ! walker : hello again . starr : i just saw you last night . what , now you got to visit every day now ? walker : no , i just wanted to find out if you 've kept my secret . starr : of course i have , but it still does n't mean that i think you 're friends with my dad . walker : oh , so you and your mom just finished dinner and -- starr : and stay away from my mom ! walker : i 'm not looking for your mom . i 'm here to see dorian . dorian : here i am . this is a pleasant surprise . is n't it the most beautiful sunset tonight ? walker : yes , it is . uh , listen , i spoke to jessica buchanan regarding my brother 's estate . blair : oh , oh , oh , i forgot to tell you . last night walker and jessica were having a little meeting together and they obviously forgot to invite you , dorian . walker : no . now , do n't misunderstand me . i 'm trying to bring you up to speed here . it turns out mitch has left everything to me , but neither jessica or i want anything to do with it . dorian : so you 're leaving it to your favorite charity ? walker : i 'm leaving it to you , dorian . dorian : that 's really quite generous of you . i definitely thank you . walker : it 's not exactly a fortune -- the deed to his house , some stocks and bonds , and the rest of his savings account at llanview bank . dorian : and that 's all ? walker : far as i know . dorian : ah . blair : it was very nice of you to hand all those over to dorian . walker : she deserves it . blair : i 'm sorry i -- i misjudged you . walker : apology accepted . blair : what are you doing ? dorian : you know , this is exactly the sort of summer night when a little girl wants to -- starr : a little girl ? dorian : when a young lady wants to go out and get an ice cream cone and have some special quality time with her mother . that would give me some time to peruse these documents with walker . alone . [ scene_break ] viki : have a safe trip . it was so good to see you . clint : the pleasure was all mine , madam president . viki : thank you . oh , yes . clint : and , natalie -- goodbye , daughter . natalie : i love you . clint : i love you . cristian , you have a good trip to new york . cristian : thanks . clint : you be sure and remember that that gallery is very lucky that you are going to allow them to show your work . cristian : oh , right , right . i 'll make sure to tell them that . clint : ok . well , goodbye . viki : take care , clint . joey : bye , dad . natalie : bye , dad . clint : see you all soon , i hope . viki : you have a real good trip , ok ? clint : thank you . viki : call us when you get there . natalie : bye . viki : all righty . bye - bye . ok . natalie : hey , do n't forget your list . cristian : oh , right . the list . forgot about that . natalie : you make it sound so bad . i mean , if we do n't do all this , then we 're not going to have the wedding that we planned on . i mean , the gallery 's not going to take all of your time , is it ? cristian : no . no , it 's not a problem . jessica : listen , i think that i 'm going to go and see my friend jane ritchie . she works at the gallery that cris ' work is going to be shown at , and , you know , maybe when i 'm there i can help out with getting some of your wedding stuff organized . cristian : works for me . natalie : sure , no problem . and that 's a way for you to avoid antonio like last night , right ? jessica : could you not tell mom about me and antonio ? i just -- you know , she has so much to worry about right now , and i just do n't want her to worry about that , as well . natalie : sure . hey . viki : hey . natalie : guess who 's going to new york with cristian . viki : jessie ? that was kind of sudden , is n't it ? jessica : well , i could really use a break , you know , and my friend -- she works at the gallery where cristian 's work is going to be shown , so -- viki : are you sure that that 's all this is about ? jessica : of course . [ scene_break ] jen : nora ? nora : hi , jen . jen : i 'm really scared for my mom . i called up st. ann 's and she 's not there , and then i read in the banner that she 's still missing . nora : wait a minute . what do you mean ? antonio : wait a minute , let me see that . `` exclusive -- mitch laurence autopsy results `` ? i -- this has n't been released yet . nora : let me see this . antonio : who the hell leaked that to kevin buchanan ? nora : um -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry about your mom . jen : i just do n't understand why she changed her mind and why she did n't turn herself in . she said she did n't want to make the same mistake as last time . she did n't want to run away because she knows that makes her look guilty . nora : ok , wait a minute , wait -- you talked to her ? jen : yeah , for a minute . nora : and she was planning on turning herself in ? jen : yeah , and that 's when i found out the real reason why she ran away in the first place . i downloaded some video on my laptop . it 's some stuff that i took . hank : look , jen , why do n't we step into bo 's office , take a look at that , huh ? come on . jen : i -- i 've been doing a video on dr. maciver . nora : interesting subject . jen : yeah , well , it 's supposed to be the day in the life of a professional . my mom saw some of this footage and she totally freaked out . you 've got to take a look at this . do you mind if i use the ladies ' room ? nora : yeah -- no , sure . go on . hank : i do n't recognize any of those women , do you ? nora : no . oh , wait a minute -- yeah . that 's -- oh , that 's what 's - her - name -- hank : the one from the hospital . nora : claire baxter , absolutely . absolutely . hank : gabrielle ? nora : oh , it sure is . not that it 's any big surprise , i 'm afraid . hank : oh , what , you know something i do n't ? nora : it 's a long story and it 's got nothing to do with the mitch laurence case , but , yeah , troy and gabrielle are kind of -- well , something is going on . i 'm not quite sure . look , i do n't want bo to know anything about it , all right ? i do n't want to see him get hurt . hank : yeah . i do n't , either . nora : you know , if troy wanted to cover up all these relationships -- you know , because it would jeopardize his career -- and lindsay found out about them , she could 've blackmailed him . hank : yeah . and it 's possible that mitch laurence died of a blow to the head from lindsay , and then troy pumped him full of tranquilizers and then poisoned him to help lindsay cover it up . nora : his brother was a wonderful doctor , too . remember ? hank : yeah . yeah . then he lost it and flipped right over the edge . nora : do you think he 's following in his brother 's footsteps ? [ scene_break ] troy : ok -- lindsay : what 'd you do to me ? troy : shh . lindsay : i ca n't keep my eyes open . troy : ok . just go to sleep , then . go to sleep . doctor : colin ? colin , is that you ? oh , my god , man -- troy : hey ! doctor : it 's been a long time . troy : how are you ? doctor : good . troy : wow , i have n't seen you -- well , i have n't seen you since you almost lost your license because of those experiments you were -- doctor : that 's -- that 's ancient history now . troy : oh , please . she 's out of it . do n't worry about her . so , what about you ? you still ripping off medicaid ? doctor : why ? what , are you looking to get a little piece ? troy : no , no , no , no . no , actually -- well , i need a place to store a patient for a little while . yeah , her . her name 's joanna , joanna farrell . yeah , she 's been declared criminally insane , so -- doctor : well , you 've certainly come to the right place . we 've got jerry lee howell locked away upstairs . troy : the serial killer ? doctor : yeah , exactly . look , give me a couple minutes . let me see if i can set up a room . lindsay : do n't listen to him ! troy : come on . lindsay : no ! troy : let 's get out of here . lindsay : he 's a liar . colin 's dead . he 's making it up . it is n't true . it is n't true0 [ scene_break ] antonio : how the hell did you get the final autopsy report before it was released ? that was privileged information . kevin : it 's a public document , paid for by the taxpayers . antonio : do n't you want us to catch laurence 's killer ? kevin : sure , so i can pin a medal on him . antonio : who gave you that report ? kevin : you know that a journalist never reveals his source . antonio : you 're playing with fire , kevin . kevin : i tend to do that . antonio : yeah ? well , maybe you ought to start thinking about who 's going to get burned . [ phone rings ] daniel : colson . kevin : kevin buchanan . listen , you better watch it . people are already asking who my mole is . daniel : no problem . kevin : another thing -- i smell a coverup down there , so keep your eyes open and tell me everything you find . all right . [ scene_break ] starr : where 's hedy ? she was supposed to take me to the pet store . dorian : i fired hedy last night . starr : why ? blair : starr , we ca n't have someone watching you that does n't tell us where you really are . starr : but , mom , i liked hedy ! blair : well , you probably should since you have her on a leash all the time . starr : no , mom , i seriously did . blair : starr -- starr : and why would you fire her ? blair : starr -- hey , hey , calm down . [ phone rings ] blair : hello ? kevin : check the circulation numbers for the sun against the banner . i believe we have a date . blair : hello , kevin . kevin : hello , blair . get ready for a new pitch , too . i still want to buy that paper of yours . blair : well , you better take me to a very nice place to do this little pitch of yours . kevin : oh , you 'll see . starr : see ? now you have to hire hedy back because you would be a lousy mother if you left me and jack here with aunt dorian . blair : ok , ok . you know , we 'll finish all this up inside . come on . [ scene_break ] dorian : ahem . dorian : you 're certainly being very generous with your brother 's money . walker : you had to deal with mitch more than the rest of us . dorian : you know , walker , i 've always felt that there was a special connection between us . and now i know that you feel the same way , too . [ scene_break ] viki : antonio , hi . jessie just left . antonio : oh . antonio : do you know if jessica 's seen this paper ? viki : i really have no idea . she suddenly decided to go to new york with your brother . antonio : thanks . [ scene_break ] nora : jen , thank you very much for bringing this to us . is it possible that we can get a copy of all that ? jen : well , i have to use this for my class today , but i can get it to you tomorrow . nora : all right , fine , and we 'll stay on top of your mom and let you know . jen : ok , ok . are you going to question troy ? nora : well , we certainly would like to , but it seems that he 's missing in action , as well . jen : they could be together . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you have to believe me . troy : it 's ok , joanna . lindsay : i 'm not joanna ! i 'm lindsay ! troy : shh , shh -- lindsay : i 'm lindsay rappaport ! troy : she 's more delusional than i thought . lindsay : and he 's not colin . troy : she 's had a tough time . lindsay : he 's not colin . troy : she 's been in and out of -- shh ! lindsay : please believe me . troy : hospitals . she even spent time in prison . lindsay : please . troy : nothing seems to work . lindsay : it 's not true . troy : she 's going to need radical treatment . i want you to keep her here until we can decide what 's best , ok ? doctor : no problem . lindsay : no , you ca n't ! doctor : hey , hey , hey ! lindsay : you ca n't put me in here ! no ! doctor : breathe , breathe . lindsay : no ! no ! [ next_on ] kevin : well , you lost the bet , so now you 're mine . nora : if i were you , i 'd be really careful because troy 's up to something . doctor : we 'll -- we 'll handle it , colin . joey : let 's get out of here . let 's go someplace where we can be alone . starr : i did n't tell anybody that you were friends with my dad .
walker tells starr he found todd 's ring . vicki sees kevin hanging around blair & is worried about it . jessica tells antonio that she killed mitch by herself , but he does n't believe her & presses her to tell him who helped her . starr accuses walker of stealing the ring , until he tells her todd 's not dead & he 's a friend of his . heddy 's fired for letting starr manipulate her . : ( starr gives walker a series of tests to prove that he knows todd & he passes them all . kevin tells colson he will back him as da . clint & vicki have dinner together & he tells her he needs to pay more attention to herself & stop trying to run her kids ' lives . walker tells starr to keep todd 's being alive , a secret . joe tries to reason with jenn about leaving him , but she tells him it 's over & goes off with rex . walker tells dorian that he 's going to leave everything to her , that mitch gave him . blair 's impressed with walker 's generosity . dorian tells blair to take starr out for ice cream so she can talk to walker alone . jessica decides to go with cristian to talk to the gallery owner in nyc . jenn comes into the police station & shows hank the video she shot of troy with all the women , including the one of him kissing gabrielle . nora starts thinking that troy 's reminding her of his brother . troy has lindsay locked away in an insane asylum under the alias `` joanna `` . dorian asks walker why he 's being so generous & surmises it 's because he has a thing for her , like she does for him .
antonio : quite a crowd . certainly did n't expect this . layla : word must have gotten around . i guess everyone wants to see what the new owner of capricorn is doing with the place . antonio : right , well , let 's hope it keeps up . have you two met ? angela , layla . layla , angela . she 's new in town . she just started tonight angela : nice to meet you . good luck . layla : thanks . antonio : listen , angela , why do n't you to do me a favor -- grab some of layla 's drink orders . she could use a break . angela : sure , boss . antonio : and do n't call me `` boss , `` ok ? layla : i 'm still good to go . i 've got energy to burn . antonio : no , listen , you just started tonight . you did great . actually , why do n't you head home ? layla : no , i 'm going to stick around for a while , if you do n't mind . i 've got a big night planned . [ scene_break ] rex : look , just keep your eyes open , ok ? any word on natalie vega , i want to know . rex : out ! you 're not welcome here . hayes : aw . poor rex is in a bad mood . and why would n't you be ? a dead girlfriend , missing sister -- rex : ok , i 'm giving you exactly three seconds to turn around , walk out of here , or i will take my -- marcie : wait , wait , rex . just leave him alone . hayes : great timing , marcie . and might i say that you look stunning tonight . rex : what the -- you 're actually with this guy ? [ scene_break ] nora : well , just when you thought you could n't get more swamped with paperwork , huh ? woman : do i put them in your separate d.a . file , ms. hanen ? nora : yeah , please . hugh : i just finished deposing the witness in the vasquez case , nora . nora : oh , good . hugh : mind if i pack it up tonight ? nora : no , i do n't mind at all . you have been doing the work of three a.d.a . 's today . hugh : more like four , actually , but who 's counting ? nora : seriously , i really appreciate the way you 've stepped up . you know , it 's been a difficult time and you 've really helped make the transition go smoothly , so thank you . woman : excuse me , but it 's getting kind of late , hugh . hugh : yeah , give me five minutes . i 'll meet you in my office , we 'll be out of here . nora : was n't she on the cover of last month 's `` craze `` ? hugh : see you tomorrow . nora : yeah , bright and early , hugh . evangeline : nora . nora : yeah ? hi . evangeline : is bo here ? i need to talk to him right away . nora : what 's going on ? evangeline : the killer sent this note to me at my home . he wants me to meet him . [ scene_break ] john : so the mayor told you he wants me off the case ? bo : it was more of a strong suggestion than a direct order , but he 's the boss . john : the guy 's an idiot . he does n't want to nail this guy , does n't want to bring natalie home safe ? bo : john , you ca n't keep going the way you 've been going , all right ? you 're running on fumes , you 're ignoring protocol -- john : bo , i 'm close to this guy . bo : look , i 'm on your side , ok ? i do n't want to see you taken off this case any more than you do . john : then tell the mayor where he can stick his suggestions . listen to me , bo , if you do n't put an end to this right now , we are never going to see natalie alive again . [ scene_break ] michael : roxy . roxy : what ? what happened ? you scared me half out of my wits ! what are you yelling at me for ? michael : i said your name , that 's all . roxy : you know something . that 's why you 're looking at me like that . did they find natty ? michael : i have n't heard anything , no . roxy : shoot . i was hoping . michael : if i do -- roxy : if you find out , you tell me no matter what . michael : absolutely . michael : huh . is that natalie ? roxy : baby pictures . she the cutest little pumpkin you ever saw ? michael : is she holding a beer in that picture ? roxy : i thought it was funny at the time . michael : so where are the rest of the pictures ? roxy : these are the rest of the pictures , man . i got two pictures of my little chubby baby with arms that you just want to chomp on . is this all that 's left of natty ? is it , mikey ? [ scene_break ] marcie : hayes is my agent , rex . rex : i know exactly who he is . hayes : if you 're referring to my brief stint at the top of `` the killing club `` suspect list , that 's old news , rex . i 've been cleared . rex : well , congratulations . now go find another place to drink . hayes : i 'd love to , but see , i 'm hosting a cocktail party here for my clients who 've been nominated for the poirot award . one of them is the fabulously talented ms . walsh . marcie : look , rex , i was hoping maybe that the writers -- i was hoping maybe that the writers could help me figure out a way how to catch the killer . hayes : always looking to help . that 's our marcie . so if you 'll just excuse us -- marcie : yes , i will meet you in a minute , ok ? hayes : but do n't be long . everyone 's anxious to meet you . marcie : ok . rex : what 's the matter with you ? i know michael ditched you , but are you that desperate for a date ? marcie : i already told you why i was here , rex . rex : ok , fine , pick the writers ' brains if you want , but you do n't have to bring that jerk along for the ride . marcie : i suspected him , too , ok , but he has an alibi for absolutely everything , including the night of the kidnappings . he may not be the most charming man in the world or the most charming person on earth , but i do not think that he 's the killer . rex : perfect company for a night of drinking and dancing , huh ? oh , congratulations on your award . marcie : you know , i have n't won anything yet , and i do n't care if i do . rex : right , you 're just here for information . marcie : rex -- you know what ? you 're right , ok , i am excited . i am very excited to be included in that group of writers , and you want to know why ? because there 's nothing wrong with it . and there 's nothing wrong with it because it 's something positive , rex . so if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to join them . rex : j.p. ? j.p. : yeah ? rex : that guy that just walked in -- hayes barber ? keep an eye on him . j.p. : no problem . hayes : and this is gerald seers . i 'm sure you 're familiar with his work . marcie : i certainly do . i 'm a big fan of yours , mr. seers . gerald : that 's very kind of you . marcie : oh , i 'm not being kind . i 'm actually honored to even be nominated with you . i mean , your work has been such an inspiration to me . gerald : it 's a pleasure to meet you , too , marcie . of course , i 've read all about the controversy surrounding your book . must be very difficult for you . marcie : yes . yes , it has , which is actually one of the reasons that i came tonight . i was hoping that maybe you and , well , some of the other writers , maybe you could help me figure out how to catch this psychopath . gerald : actually , i think we all prefer to stay in the safer world of fiction , ms. walsh . marcie : oh . um -- hayes : hey , waitress , could we -- could we order some drinks over here ? [ scene_break ] nora : you 're taking john off the case ? bo : it 's not open to debate , nora . nora : i 'm just asking . bo : did you want to see me about something ? nora : no , evangeline needs to talk to you . john : what happened ? you all right ? evangeline : fine . i just -- i need to talk to bo . john : is it the killer ? did he try to contact you ? evangeline : yes . john : hey -- nora : he slipped this under her door . bo : hey , take a look at this -- handwritten . john : `` meet me in the alley behind capricorn . `` it 's not like any of t other communications we 've received . bo : then the killer made his first mistake . john : yeah , well , we 're sure as hell going to find out , right ? bo : all right , john -- john : you 're not going to try to stop me , bo ? [ scene_break ] man : you 'd get every sales record there was . second man : not to mention the movie rights . gerald : but we ca n't all be that lucky , right ? hayes : hyperion could n't be happier with marcie 's figures . in fact , to have a bestseller so young ? it 's fantastic . gerald : yeah , i remember when my third novel hit number one at that age . and seriously , i have nothing against the poor girl , hayes , but since when does inspiring a serial killer merit a literary award ? marcie : hi . excuse me . can i have one of those when you get a chance ? waitress : sure . marcie : great . [ scene_break ] hugh : you do n't have a booth ? rex : you 're welcome to hang out by the bar . woman : yeah , but we made a reservation . rex : people just are n't leaving . there 's nothing i can do . hugh : come on , jett , let 's go get a drink . a cosmo and a manhattan , please ? r.j. : balsom . balsom , i need to go over the books with you . rex : not now , r.j . r.j. : now . this is important . rex : ok , i 've got it under control . i know what i 'm doing . r.j. : you 've got nothing under control , understand me ? if ultra violet crashes and burns , i will hold you personally responsible . hugh : i know that girl . jett : marcie walsh . she wrote `` the killing club . `` hugh : the department 's working on that case right now . jett : so `` craze `` is flying me to the bahamas again soon . want to come ? hugh : sure . [ scene_break ] layla : one commercial head shot and one theatrical . right . my old pictures are too l.a. , you know ? i 'll wait to hear from you , then . k 's . antonio : so you want to be an actress ? layla : i am an actress . antonio : sorry . so an actress , let 's see , from los angeles would come to pennsylvania because ? layla : if you really want to know , there 's plenty of work on the east coast . there 's new york , north carolina , regional theater . i figured i 'd build my resume here , then go back to l.a. and become a mega - movie star . antonio : sounds like a plan . it just seems kind of odd that an actress would want to make her mark here in llanview . layla : everyone has to make their mark somewhere . and l.a. -- let 's just say i did n't want to be marked there anymore . [ scene_break ] john : bo , i 'm right for this . this could be our one shot to bring this guy down and bring your niece home safe . you got to let me do this . bo : you take backup , you stay in constant communication . john : done . bo : do n't take any chances . john : everything by the book . bo : the mayor 's just waiting for you to screw up . john : i know . bo : you ca n't screw up . it may cost natalie her life . john : i know . all right , listen up . this guy 's a cold - blooded killer . he may have accomplices . it wo n't be easy to take him down , but that 's exactly what we 're going to do . let 's move ! evangeline : i 'm going with you . john : oh , no , you 're staying right here where i know you 're safe . evangeline : john , this lunatic drugged me , kidnapped me , tortured me , tried to kill me . no , no , i have to go . john : you are looking for answers where there are no answers . this guy is a lunatic ! evangeline : i 've defended disturbed people before . john : this is way beyond disturbed . evangeline : and i have always been able to look beyond the horror and make a case for them , john . please . i need this . john : ok . but you stay in the car . evangeline : ok . ok . john : ok . [ scene_break ] rex : i ca n't believe you 're pulling this line on me , r.j. we both know that in spite of all the crap that 's gone on in my life lately , i have still managed to keep this place going . r.j. : yeah , well , i 'll be the judge of that . rex : no , you wo n't . because i know how hard i 've worked here , ok , and so does everybody else who 's employed here . i also know that if you lose ultra violet the same way you lost capricorn , you 're not going to have anybody to blame but yourself . r.j. : why would you say i could lose ultra violet ? you think you know something that i do n't ? [ scene_break ] man : autobiographical ? `` the killing club `` ? hayes : well , not entirely . some of the material 's been fictionalized . gerald : apparently , marcie walsh actually planned those same murders herself in high school . man : i 'm not sure i 'd publicize that little tidbit if i were her . gerald : according to the press that i 've read on her , she takes great pride in it . anything to sell more books , i suppose . hayes : marcie . how long you been standing there ? wait , come over . come join us . marcie : well , i -- hugh : now why would ms. walsh want to do that ? listen to you and your two smug friends gossip and pontificate and try to feel superior to everybody ? you know , if being rude and condescending were currency , you three clowns would be billionaires . [ scene_break ] roxy : i did n't mean to fall apart on you , man . michael : oh . i think you 're entitled . roxy : all right . i got to get myself more positive because natty is a fighter . whatever this maniac 's throwing at her , she 's not going to take it lying down . michael : absolutely not . roxy : right . she 's going to give him all kinds of crap , right ? she 's going to fight like hell to get back to us . i mean , she gave you a black eye once , did n't she ? michael : yes , she did . roxy : right ! so imagine what she 's going to do to that guy ! michael : listen to me , rox -- natalie -- she 's the toughest girl i 've ever met in my entire life . i believe in her . roxy : you do ? really ? michael : sure i do . what ? roxy : you tell me what . michael : natalie and i are just friends . roxy : you sure about that ? michael : all i said is that i believe in natalie . roxy : it 's not what you say , it 's the way that you say it . you got a certain look in those brown eyes of yours . hey , but that 's cool . i understand . because it 's easy to fall for a girl like natty . [ scene_break ] bo : thanks for backing me up on this `` killing club `` thing . the mayor 's going to flip when he finds out that i countermanded his suggestion to take john off the case . nora : look , natalie needs to be found , and john 's clearly the man to do it . bo : yeah , yeah . at least we can work together here and try to make a difference . nora : we all need something good to happen here , you know ? natalie needs to be found safe and this killer needs to be put behind bars , and i 'll keep working until it happens , even if it means -- bo : working with me ? nora : i did n't say that . bo : no , but , you know , there 's every reason that we -- we really should be on opposite teams , but at least here , you know , we can focus on the job . nora : and on raising our son . bo : yeah . matthew . what a kid . brings out the best in me . bo : world war iii ? nora : yeah , well , he is the most incredible kid in the universe . bo : you know , sometimes i wonder , think about what he 's going to be when he grows up . nora : well , he certainly knows his way around law enforcement . bo : no , but , you know , i would n't mind if he followed in your footsteps because he can already negotiate a later bedtime . nora : oh , you should see him haggling with marianne over the contents of his lunchbox . bo : there you go . he 'd be a hell of a lawyer . nora : yeah , but i 've seen him on safety patrol . he 'd make a great cop . bo : does n't really matter , though , as long as he has a good , strong sense of who he really is . nora : hmm , self - worth . so important , so rare . bo : yeah , you take john . you know , he has his inner demons , but he 's sure one of the good guys . nora : he 's not happy . bo : yeah , what people are . nora : well , that 's true . sometimes happiness seems so fleeting , you know ? i think maybe you 're only supposed to find happiness here , and then maybe a little later over here and -- bo : yeah , but i want more for matthew . nora : well , that 's our job -- to help him grow into being a good , kind , happy guy . bo : yeah . we can both give it a good shot . nora : yeah . and in the meantime , hopefully we can keep this place safe and put this killer behind bars . bo : i hope john gets lucky tonight . nora : amen to that . bo : or there 's going to be hell to pay . [ scene_break ] john : put your hands in the air ! let me see them ! let me see them ! evangeline : john , no , no ! john : get in the car ! evangeline : do n't shoot , please ! please do n't shoot . layla : my name is layla williamson and i did not do anything , whatever it is , i swear ! evangeline : this is n't the killer . this is my sister . [ scene_break ] roxy : my natty 's got herself a doctor . michael : roxy -- roxy : yeah , that 's going to be swell . michael : will you stop ? roxy : hey , maybe i could get a free boob job , huh ? michael : will you listen to me ? roxy : i 'm just joking . i like myself just the way that i am . hey , i would never take advantage of you like that . michael : i am not interested in natalie , ok -- not in that way . roxy : you know , you two were getting awful chummy lately . michael : yes . i 've seen a side of natalie that i did n't know existed . roxy : she 's something , is n't she ? you know , life beats her down , but she gets up time after time . she gets up , she gets back on her feet , and she even has time to splash around in a puddle . there 's no one quite like her , is there ? michael : yeah , you 're right , she 's a -- she 's a very special girl . when i found out that she was missing , i went through all the things you 're going through right now . i felt angry , i felt helpless . then i started thinking about that right hook of hers , you know ? natalie puts her mind to something , she can be unbelievably strong . roxy : spoken by a man who 's impressed with a lot more than her right hook . michael : boy , you are just not going to let this go , are you ? roxy : i 'm not , i 'm not . see , i was wrong because i was pushing her towards johnny , but i think i was pushing her towards the wrong mc bain . michael : you are going to listen to me right now , and you are going to listen good . look at me , in my eyes . now , i want you to absorb the words that are coming out of my mouth . natalie is a wonderful girl , and i 'd do anything for her , but i am still very much in love with marcie . roxy : then why are n't you with her right now ? [ scene_break ] hayes : yeah , this a private party , sir . if you could just -- hugh : no , i will not leave . i happen to be a big fan of the mystery genre . i 've read many of your books , mr. seers , as a matter of fact , as well as `` the killing club . `` and from my perspective , ms. walsh has a written a cautionary tale about what can happen when young people make a mockery of murder . unlike you and others here , mr. seers , who write about murder as mindless entertainment . but what do i know ? like i said , i 'm just one of the millions of readers who put you all on the bestseller list . gerald : why do n't you write your own mystery novel then , mr. whoever you are ? you can stick to what you 're obviously very familiar with and you can have your killer bore people to death . i 've had enough celebrating . have n't you ? man : definitely . ready to go ? second man : i have been for a while , actually . hayes : yeah , i 'll walk you guys out . [ scene_break ] bo : any word from lieutenant mc bain ? woman : not yet , commissioner . nora : i know you think john 's too personally involved in this case , and you can hardly blame him . bo : no , i 'm not blaming him . it 's personal for me , too . but a cop has to stay objective . nora : and he will because he 's a good cop , ok ? but you know that , or you never would 've sent mc bain out to make the bust . man : sent him out ? i told you i wanted mc bain off the case , commissioner . bo : yes , sir , you did , and i understand why . man : yet you saw fit to countermand my order ? bo : listen , lieutenant mc bain is my number - one detective . man : yeah , he 's number one in spending money . between all this deep - cover work , the overtime spent on tails , this elite task force he 's put together -- bo : i know , but with all due respect , mayor , you do n't have a clue what 's going on out there in the field . now , we 've got a sick freak out there who right now who 's playing games with cops and with the people we love . and there 's not an officer in this department that 's not connected to natalie vega or evangeline williamson . so , yes , i went against your orders , and i 'm prepared for the repercussions . but if you want to pull mc bain off this case just because he 's emotionally involved , you might as well shut down this entire department . [ scene_break ] layla : some posse you 've got there , sis . your own personal swat team . i 'm impressed . john : ok , fellows , that 's it . let 's pack it up and move out . evangeline : i got this cryptic note earlier . it was shoved under my door . oh , my god . layla : i wanted to surprise you . evangeline : that was from you , layla ? what were you thinking ? layla : wait . the creep who kidnapped you , that 's who you thought the note was from ? vange , it never even occurred to me that you might think the kidnapper -- oh , my god , i totally screwed up . evangeline : yeah . antonio : what the hell is going on here ? john : it 's all right , antonio . antonio : she 's one of my employees . she do something wrong ? evangeline : what , you got a job ? john : i 'll tell you what , i 'll explain everything to you inside . let 's give them a minute . evangeline : thanks , john . layla : what was that all about ? evangeline : what are you doing here , layla ? layla : i came to be with you , big sis . your last few e - mails you did n't seem all that happy , so i decided to pack up and fly out here to bring some sunshine into your life . evangeline : wait a minute -- you 're not moving here , are you ? layla : it 's only temporary until i can get you back on the happy track . evangeline : where are you going to stay ? layla : i figured your place ? evangeline : oh . layla : i thought that would be cool with you . evangeline : yeah , normally , it would be , but right now i do n't think it 's the best idea . layla : ok . great . i drop everything in my life to come to my sister because she 's just been through a horror movie , and then what do you do ? you bring the whole national guard down on me . evangeline : no , no , no , you do n't . you 're not going to go off on me after what you put me through tonight , ok ? you scared me half to death , you 're wasting these people 's time and energy , and now you 're going to play the victim here ? layla : play the victim ? i came all this way because i could thought you could use some support right now , that i could cheer you up . you do n't like that idea ? fine . i get enough rejections on the audition circuit , and i do n't need it from you . so do n't worry , i wo n't harsh on your little gig . evangeline : harsh on my gig ? evangeline : hey , mom . i do n't want to worry you or anything , but i just got a surprise visitor . yeah , someone you will definitely want to hear about . [ noise ] evangeline : who 's there ? [ scene_break ] john : yeah , well , hopefully , none of my team scared off your customers . antonio : no harm , no foul . crowd did n't notice and it seems like everyone 's safe . john : that 's good . layla : i am so sorry . i had no idea that a little note to my sister would cause all these problems . john : well , there 's a serial killer out there , so from now on -- layla : i 'll be careful , promise . john : sorry if we frightened you . layla : oh , you frightened me , all right . but the whole thing was kind of cute . i wish i had a guy to play the hero for me the way you did for my big sister . john : believe me , i 'm no hero . i 'll see you around . antonio : yeah . evangeline : layla , it 's not that i do n't want you stay with me . it 's the murders . you know what 's been going on . the killer is targeting me specifically . who 's to say you wo n't be next ? no way . no way . i have enough to worry about without having to look out for you , too . layla : like i said , i came here to help you . i thought being here would be a good thing , not a burden . antonio : had no idea she was your sister . evangeline : yeah . yeah , that 's layla . i am so excited that she 's here , that she came to see me , but for her to come now ? the timing of this , it 's just all wrong . antonio : you two are close , huh ? evangeline : well , we have n't spent much time together over the past few years , and i would love to have the second chance to be close again . but with a killer targeting me , is it such a bad thing for me to want to keep her safe ? antonio : no . evangeline : but ? antonio : well , let 's just say that if i had a second chance with cristian , i 'd make the most of it -- no matter how bad the timing was . [ scene_break ] rex : look , i know zero about your private affairs , r.j. , but as part owner of ultra violet , i 'm entitled to know what happens to this club 100 % . r.j. : look , when you get your ego in check , we will have this conversation . rex : you know , it does n't take a financial genius to realize you 're having money problems . why else would it have been so easy for antonio to steal capricorn right out from under you ? r.j. : listen , you self - pitying mogul wannabe , i 'm sick of carrying you , all right ? the only reason you are here is to make sure that the booze stay stocked and that the ladies show skin . so you leave the business end to people who can add , and you concentrate on what you do best , huh -- partying and posing . rex : you do n't know what it 's like to lose everything , r.j. but you will . [ scene_break ] hayes : fun night , huh ? marcie : it was a real blast . i wish i had a video so i could relive it over and over and over again . hayes : hey , i 'm sorry , marcie . i just -- i wanted to show you a good night , and now -- marcie : now what ? you think those writers , because they treated me like a criminal , i care ? no , i 'm -- i 'm fine , hayes . i 'm peachy . [ pager beeps ] hayes : oh , marcie , this is -- it 's important . i 've got to -- marcie : just go . go , go back to your business . hayes : are you going to be ok ? marcie : whatever ! whatever . hayes : you 're still my star client , you know ? marcie : warms my heart . [ scene_break ] michael : we have been over this before , roxy . roxy : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . you and marcie are going off in different directions . blah , blah , blah , blah , blah . hey , man , i 'm not buying it because when you dig somebody , you dig somebody . you do n't let any of that other stuff get in the way . michael : you know what , i used to think so , too , but sometimes that `` stuff `` does get in the way , whether you let it or not . happened to marcie and me . roxy : yeah , because you guys were the perfect couple . michael : well , it was different when we first got together . roxy : you know why ? because marcie used to be strong - willed and and she was stubborn and she was fierce and you never knew what to expect . michael : yeah , i guess you 're right , in a way . roxy : and that 's the way natty is -- the way marcie used to be . michael : i am not interested in natalie romantically . give it up ! roxy : i ca n't give it up because you 're denying everything and you 're feeling guilty about it ! ok , you know , it 's ok to have lusty feelings about someone else even though you 're in love with someone else , ok , because it 's just human . so , you know , you can have all these lusty feelings . it 's just what you do with them . and that 's some other animal . [ scene_break ] mayor : one last chance , mc bain , that 's what i 'm giving you -- but i 'm keeping a close eye on you . john : thanks . mayor : it 's the commissioner you should be thanking . john : did you get the report ? bo : yeah . darrow called it in . something about a waitress ? john : evangeline 's sister . bo : you mean that she 's the person that slipped that note under her sister 's door ? john : yeah , i would 've read her the riot act , but , you know , she seemed liked she felt bad about it already . hey -- i appreciate you going to bat for me with the mayor . you know , and what i said earlier , i should -- i 'm sorry . bo : ah . if anybody should apologize , it 's me . [ scene_break ] jett : it 's too sweet , do n't you think ? hugh : so you 're going to be modeling for this company ? jett : why else would i wear their cheap perfume ? marcie : hey . rex . what 's going on ? rex : um -- well , let 's see . aside from my sister having been kidnapped by a maniac , my business partner just told me that he 's ready to bail on me . marcie : oh . rex : unless , of course , i sell him out first . marcie : you know , i think you should have the rest of this . rex : oh . thanks . marcie : i think you need a little drinky right now . rex : i think you need a little out the doory door . marcie : no ! no , i 'm fine . rex : yeah , really ? marcie : mm - hmm . rex : all right , marcie . story ? j.p. : that guy hayes ? just left the building . marcie : oh , good , because he 's killing me . oh , no , no , hey . i need this , thank you . [ scene_break ] michael : well , i see where she gets it . roxy : gets what ? michael : the ability to turn the tables on somebody . i came over here to make you feel a little better , and somehow you managed to make the conversation about me . natalie does that all the time . i guess she really is a chip off the old block . roxy : hey , who you calling old , mc bain ? michael : you know , in spite of all the lousy things that have gone on between me and your daughter , i 'd let them all go if she walked through that door right now . roxy : she will , wo n't she ? michael : yeah . she will . [ scene_break ] john : you do n't have anything to apologize for , bo . bo : come on , sure i do . i 'm telling you not to get emotionally involved in a case , and i know myself , you know , it 's impossible . you ca n't separate yourself from this case any more than i could from colson 's case . john : i do n't know what to say . you know , it 's just i -- well , it means a lot to me that -- oh , hell , you do n't want to hear any of this . bo : i just want to hear that we 've nailed this killer , you know , and we 'd better do it soon before the mayor comes down on us again . john : yeah , he 'd like nothing more than to run us through the wringer in the press again . bo : we are not going to be his scapegoat . we are going to catch this guy . john : damn straight . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] antonio : yep ? rex : can you meet me at ultra violet ? antonio : something to do with r.j. ? rex : a proposition . antonio : well , give me an idea . rex : i helped you before because i wanted to stick it to r.j. , let 's just say i 've developed a taste for it . antonio : i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] evangeline : put the paper down . layla : studio apartment , very cheap . so what if it has no windows . evangeline : you 're staying with me . layla : no way . evangeline : i want you to . i mean it . layla : you said it was n't a good time . evangeline : that 's because i was upset about the note and i was worried about your safety . but on the other hand , you know , if we 're together , we could look out for each other , right ? layla : yeah . evangeline : it 'll be great . it 'll be great . i mean it , i mean it . layla : vange , it 's going to be so much fun , just like when we were kid evangeline : fair warning , though -- i 'm not letting you out of my sight . layla : it is going to be like when we were younger , you bossing me around and everything . evangeline : come on . let 's go home . [ next_on ] dr. jamison : you have no idea what jessica 's done , do you ? nash : what possessed you to think that you could show up here again ? layla : what 's the story with this , vangie ? out of sight , out of mind ? officer : there 's a lady outside that wants to talk to you . she said she 's seen natalie vega .
evangeline goes to bo with the note she had gotten and john with a few officers goes to capricorn to check it out . layla , evangeline 's sister was there . she was scared because john had pointed his gun at her . evangeline tells layla she was scared because she thought the note was from the killer . roxy has a breakdown and cries on michael 's lap . he comforts her and they talk about natalie . they both know she 's strong enough and figure she 'll give the killer crap . roxy then starts thinking that michael has a crush on natalie but he tells her he has no feelings for natalie , that they are only friends . at ultra violet , marcie meets some other author 's that had been nominated for the same award as her and when she is away from the table they talk about her behind her back . she does overhear them and hugh stands up for her . rex and rj get into an argument about how ultra violet is doing . rj tells him if something happens to ultra violet that he 'll put him at fault for it . rex tells him if he loses ultra violet he 'll have no one to blame but himself .
nash : you know what ? the other day , she said , `` i love you , mommy , `` which is kind of weird because she was talking to me , but she said it , i swear . jessica : she 's amazing . i miss her so much . nash : yeah . well , i just talked to dr. harrison and word is that you are going to be home soon , and then you 'll be able to hear her say those magical words yourself . that was supposed to be good news -- what 's the matter ? jessica : i do n't want to go home . [ scene_break ] dorian : i know that you 're really worried about jessica , but her prognosis is really excellent . clint : it is , it is , yeah , but i wo n't be able to totally relax until i find out this time that the transplant took . dorian : i know what -- let me make you a glass of your regular . clint : yeah , that 'd be nice . i do n't want to go home just yet . dorian : you know that you 're always most welcome here , but -- why ? clint : i do n't want to get into it with asa about the 10 million i have to fork over to david . dorian : i know that you 're furious at david . he was his usual mercenary , even larcenous self , but the important thing to remember is that he was the perfect match for jessica , and he did end up saving her life . clint : yeah . but , dorian , i 'd rather give 10 million , 20 million -- any figure -- to charity , but , by god , not this . dorian : this extortion ? like you cowboys like to say , it 's -- `` it kind of sticks in the craw . `` clint : yeah . you know what i find surprising in all this , is how worried david is about keeping it from viki . dorian : oh , he 's the master of manipulation . appearances are everything . clint : no , i think it 's more than that . he does n't want viki to see this side of him . i think the guy really cares about her . [ scene_break ] paige : would you like some cream puffs ? they 're from that new bakery down the street . you 're going to love them -- they 're chocolate . bo : ah . [ paige giggles ] bo : what did i do ? paige : well , they are a bribe . bo : for what ? paige : so that you will forgive me for not being around these last few weeks . bo : say again ? paige : well , i can do better , and i will . i just -- i got so wrapped up in what was going on at the hospital . bo : yeah , all you did was save my -- my niece 's life . i mean , how could i possibly forgive you for that ? [ paige chuckles ] paige : i -- i 'm serious , really . bo : so am i . my family will be eternally grateful for everything that you did for jess . paige : thank you . here -- i 'll get you some coffee to go with those . bo : all right . [ knock on door ] lindsay : hope i 'm not disturbing you . bo : no , no , no , no , no . come on in . lindsay : i just wanted to know how you were doing with that problem you were telling me about . paige : what problem ? [ scene_break ] natalie : so , yeah , the wedding was actually really beautiful . it makes no sense , though , because it was at a hospital , but i have to say it was one of the most moving services i 've ever been to . john : probably because it was so short . [ natalie chuckles ] john : who else was there ? natalie : um -- uncle bo was there , miles , marty -- wow . you really do have a problem with miles . john : oh , i have my reasons . natalie : he 's not a bad person , john . john : believe me , he 's worse -- much , much worse . [ scene_break ] miles : where are you ? this ca n't be happening , this ca n't be happening . i left him right here . miles : oh , focus . focus , focus , you 're on your own . you 'll figure it out . oh . cole : you could stop lying to me now , mom , because i know the truth . i know you 're the one who killed spencer truman . marty : cole , how long have you known ? cole : it does n't matter ! all right , you need to tell me what happened and i need to hear it from you . [ scene_break ] bo : i ran into lindsay at the hospital when i was waiting to hear about jess ' surgery , and she caught me right in the middle of trying to work something out . lindsay : yeah , i mean , i have no idea what it was about . i was just hoping you came to some kind of resolution . bo : oh , thanks . it was one of those buchanan family deals . paige : well , i would hate to get in the middle of one of those typical buchanan family deals -- hmm -- but you know you can always talk to me if you need to . bo : i know . [ phone beeps ] paige : oh -- here . bo : oh , thanks . paige : i 'm sure it 's -- yep , it 's the hospital . i got to go . i 'll see you at home tonight . bo : ok . ca n't wait . paige : ok . bye , lindsay . lindsay : bye . we , i 'm glad you worked everything out . i was worried about you , so i thought i would bring you a little surprise . [ lindsay gasps ] lindsay : i brought you cream puffs from the new bakery down the street ! bo : wow . [ scene_break ] natalie : do you want to be more specific why you think that miles is public enemy number one ? john : the fact that he was truman 's little buddy is specific enough , do n't you think ? natalie : well , john , paige was friendly with spencer , and so was blair and marty . john : ok . natalie : look , i know you . and i know when you are n't saying something , and right now , you 're not saying something . there 's more to this thing with miles , is n't there ? [ scene_break ] langston : we totally got busted trying to get into the slasher film . the guy would n't take our ids . he was like , `` i 'm from north dakota and this is n't what the ids look like , `` so markko was like , `` well , when was the last time you were there ? `` and he was like , `` spring break , dude . `` you ok ? starr : yeah , i got my keys . go ahead . langston : so -- no . so , he was like , `` well , fine . then just give me two for ' ratatouille . ' `` and he was like , ok , and then they had to escort us to the movie . so we actually had to sit there for 90 minutes and watch a cartoon -- starr : ooh . langston : about a french rat . starr : how was that ? langston : yeah -- i could n't really tell you . starr : oh , my god -- you did n't ! langston : no , we were just talking . starr : oh , please . you really like this guy , huh ? langston : he 's all right . so maybe i like him a little -- it 's no big romance or anything . i mean , you and cole are way ahead of us . starr : yeah , i just ca n't believe that britney 's trying to break us up . langston : she 's just jealous because you guys are so happy . starr : oh -- oh , my gosh . i forgot to tell you -- she showed up at rodi 's and she pulled me away from having dinner with cole 's parents because she had to tell me something . langston : oh , what , she broke a nail ? starr : no . she said that -- that cole is lying to me . langston : about what ? starr : she could n't even be specific . she just said it was huge . langston : please . starr : i know . [ scene_break ] marty : where did you get the idea that i killed spencer ? cole : you know what ? it does n't matter . marty : yes , it does ! cole : i know , ok ? so now we just have to deal with it . marty : look , i -- i just need you to tell me everything you think you know . cole : i mean , what was it , huh ? you -- you just got so angry at him that you could n't -- marty : no -- cole ? cole : or -- no , you -- you got scared . you were scared -- that 's it , right ? i mean , he took you hostage , he threatened me , and -- and that was the last straw . marty : cole , please just -- cole : or -- or maybe you thought you could deal with it -- marty : cole ? cole : but then -- but then , you saw him trying to rape starr 's mom -- marty : cole , stop , ok ? cole : and then -- the guy was a psychopath ! he deserved to die ! marty : cole , just please do n't do this ! cole : mom , it 's not your fault ! who knows how many other people he would 've hurt ? marty : look , sweetie , i know , ok ? everybody was scared , but that is not what happened . cole : mom , i do n't blame you for killing him . i do n't , all right ? but i know -- i know you did it , so now you have to tell me what happened . marty : do you know what you are asking me to say ? think about it , ok ? just think about it . if what you 're suggesting is true , then i 'm going to go to prison for years and we would be separated , ok ? and -- and i would n't be there to see you walk across that stage on graduation or to help you pick out a college . and i would n't be in the stands to cheer for you at your baseball games . or when you were missing your -- your dad , i would n't be there for you . you have been through so much . all i want to do is keep you safe . i would do anything to protect you . cole : that 's what i 'm trying to do for you . but i ca n't keep protecting you if i do n't know -- marty : wait , `` keep protecting me `` -- what are you talking about ? miles ' voice : if you go to the police , your mother will go to prison . marty : what are you protecting me from , cole ? [ scene_break ] [ miles groans ] miles : damn it . todd , where are you ? miles : hey , i need to see you . no , you shut up and listen to me -- we got a big problem . [ scene_break ] nash : we just got married and you do n't want to go home with me ? jessica : no -- oh . nash : why ? jessica : nash , that 's not what i mean . it -- it 's not that i do n't want to go home with you . i love you , of course i want to be with you . and i hate being away from bree , especially after seeing that photo . i do n't want to miss another second of her life . nash : then why ? jessica : oh -- i just do n't think i should leave yet . i -- i think i should stay a little while longer . nash : getting repetitive , but why ? jessica : i am scared , nash . nash : what are you scared about ? jessica : well , the last time that i went home , i thought that everything was ok and the whole time , my body was rejecting the transplant . nash : and you 're afraid it 'll happen again ? jessica : i 'm trying to be positive . nash : well , you just had a major surgery -- twice . i would say you have a right to be scared . jessica : are n't you scared ? nash : uh - uh . jessica : just a little ? nash : no -- oh . i trust your doctors . besides , i have faith -- enough for both of us if necessary . jessica : no , i do n't know about that , nash . nash : look , the doctors are not going to let you out of here until you 're ready , and when they do , i am going to be ready , too . aha . jessica : oh -- what are all those ? nash : a little post - liver transplant literature for patients and their families . jessica : `` a little , `` huh ? nash : uh - huh . there is one in here , `` living with hep c , `` uh , `` feeding and care of your new liver . `` personally , i suggest a good chianti and an old friend . [ imitates hannibal lecter ] nash : yes . `` post - op dos and don'ts , `` etc . , etc . by the time you get out of here , i am going to stick to you like gum to an old shoe . you are going to be sick of me . jessica : never . nash : everything 's going to be ok this time . i promise . jessica : well , when you say it like that , i almost believe it . [ scene_break ] dorian : viki 's feelings for david seem very genuine . i mean , she 's been singing his praises to anybody who would listen about how generous and brave , how delightful he is . clint : `` give me $ 10 million or i 'll let your daughter die `` -- that 's pretty damn delightful , all right . dorian : well , now that she thinks that he selflessly saved her daughter 's life , it 's going to bring them even closer together . clint : i do n't know . david 's planning on leaving town . dorian : oh . he ca n't do that , not for a while anyway for obvious health and legal reasons . but , clint , the longer that they stay close to each other , well , the harder the fall it 's going to be when -- when he takes her money and runs . clint : well , dorian , he does n't need her money , remember ? he 's got mine . dorian : as far as david is concerned , too much is not enough . clint : dorian , any time now you can stop beating around the bush , ok ? because i know that you want me to break my promise to david and tell viki what he did . [ scene_break ] langston : please tell me you gave britney the smackdown . starr : oh , i -- i told her that she was a joke and that i felt sorry for her , and she was all like , `` yeah , you 'll see . `` langston : see what -- right through her pathetic games ? starr : well , now that cole and i are back together , she 's so jealous that she ca n't even see straight . [ scene_break ] heather : i ca n't believe you did n't just tell starr cole knows something about where her dad is . britney : yeah , but she never would 've believed me . heather : this is serious , brit . britney : i know , but starr 's too confident right now . i need to break her down first and then blow cole 's secret . heather : i 'm kind of thinking now is the time . wait -- let me conference in amber , see what she thinks . britney : ok . [ phone dials and rings ] amber : heather ? heather : hey , i 'm on with brit . squad council . amber : oh , cool . i 've got aimee on the other line . let 's do four - way . [ phone beeps ] aimee : hey , guys . britney : hey , aimee , listen , be quiet . heather 's giving me advice . heather : my vote , do n't wait for cole . you should tell starr what you know now . britney : well , yeah , i 've thought about that , but i 'm not sure that 's humiliating enough . heather : look , a guy 's gone missing here . britney : yeah , i know . i need to think about it . i mean , how can i do the most damage to starr and cole ? [ scene_break ] cole : i 'm protecting you by not telling anyone else about this , all right ? not even starr . marty : no . no , you look at me . you are hiding something from me . i can tell . cole : you have n't been yourself in a long time , mom -- you know , probably since spencer died . and obviously , you were n't with it when you married miles . marty : i -- i did that to protect you . cole : from what ? marty : from -- you -- you 've been spiraling out of control ! cole : what ? i was rehearsing for a musical , mom ! marty : and -- and i just felt that you needed a father figure ! cole : you know what ? you 're always telling me how we used to be so close , right ? and how you want that again , and how i need to always be honest with you because no matter what , you 'll always love me . marty : that is always true . cole : well , it goes both ways ! no matter what , i will always love you , but you 're lying to me ! marty : i am trying to protect you ! cole : you ca n't , not from this -- this is huge . i need somebody ! but if you wo n't talk to me or be honest with me , then i -- marty : i love you so much ! cole : i love you , too . marty : and you 're right . you deserve to know the truth . and the truth is -- i killed spencer truman . [ scene_break ] langston : i just do n't get why britney would make up something so lame as cole keeping a secret from you . starr : well , because it 's so vague that she ca n't even prove it . langston : no , i know . that 's what i mean -- what 's the point ? starr : she 's trying to make me doubt cole . our relationship is so perfect right now that she ca n't think of anything but to make one of us paranoid . langston : but what if it 's worse than that ? like , i mean , what if she 's planning on trying to plant , like , steroids on cole to make it seem like that 's his big secret ? starr : ok , langston , do n't even say something like that . you 're scaring me . langston : i just know the inside of her twisted mind . she 's up to something . starr : even if she is , cole and i have worked way too hard to get people to trust us . i 'm not going to let someone like britney ruin that . langston : i still can not believe you told her you pitied her . she must 've been so steamed . starr : well , i was n't going to let her get away with accusing cole of anything . langston : hmm . i can just picture her on the phone with her bimbo friends moaning about how you dissed her . starr : well , i would love to be a fly on that wall . [ scene_break ] britney : no , heather , i mean , you 're right . if cole tells starr everything he knows about where mr . mysterious is keeping her father , then i 'm going to lose the upper hand . amber : yeah , but it 's like you said , brit -- starr 's so ga - ga over cole , she 'll never believe he 'd lie to her . aimee : why not ? cole 's not exactly snow white . heather : he 's like the poster child for roid rage . amber : hmm . all i know is i want to be right there with my camera when starr finds out cole 's treating her almost as bad as he treated you , brit . britney : yeah , well , thanks for the love . you know what ? look , i -- i need to think about this some more . i 'll talk to you later . aimee : ciao . amber : later . britney : hey , heather , are you still there ? heather : uh - huh . britney : you know , you 're right . if you want to screw someone over royally , there really is no time like the present . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i want to open the `` real americans `` exhibit for the public , for real this time . bo : well , i -- i 'd still like for you to just hold off , for a while . lindsay : why ? you arrested the arsonist . bo : yeah , but , see , that whole exhibit -- it was set up as bait . lindsay : but -- kirk harmon 's dead , right ? bo : yeah , but he could still have associates out there , somewhere from the o.p.p . that are just waiting to -- to go after everybody that was involved . i 'd like you to just hold off until we 're sure that none of these guys are still operating here in llanview . lindsay : that i can do . bo : hmm . lindsay : ah . bo : what ? lindsay : is that chocolate ? i told the guy strawberry ! bo : yeah . lindsay : and since when do you eat chocolate ? bo : well -- ahem . these are n't the ones that you brought . lindsay : but they 're from the same bakery . why did n't you tell me you went there ? bo : well -- no , no . see , it 's -- paige brought these just before you showed up with -- with these . lindsay : oh . great minds , hmm ? bo : there you go , yeah . [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . yes , mr. mayor -- what can i do for you ? lindsay : i 'm going to -- bo : i know -- no , i -- i -- i know how long it 's been since david vickers was released , and i can assure you that finding spencer truman 's killer is -- is the number one priority for us . you know ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry -- forget it . trying to read your mind is an old bad habit . but there is something you should know . john : what 's that ? natalie : well , my code for friends is pretty much the same as it is for other relationships . if i care about you , then i 'll defend you to the death . and if i think that you 've been wronged , i will do everything in my power to make it right for you , and if that means that i 'm going to have to bend the rules a little bit to protect you , then , hell , that 's what i 'm going to have to do . maybe one day , you 'll get that . john : i think i 'm starting to . [ scene_break ] marty : i think i should tell you everything . come on . cole : do n't worry , i can handle it . marty : i just want you to know that i have not been keeping this a secret from you since the night spencer died . cole : mom , it 's ok . marty : i -- blocked out these memories for a long time . there was a -- a huge gap and i did n't even realize it . and then suddenly , i started having these , um , horrific flashbacks . cole : wow -- why did n't -- marty : no , no , let me finish . so i went to dr. young , my therapist , and we -- we did hypnotherapy , and it was then that i remembered being in blair 's room , in the hospital , and the scissors in my hand and i wanted to go to the police and turn myself in , i really did , but then i -- then i thought about you . and with your father being gone , if -- if i went away , you 'd be alone and i could n't let that happen . so i kept quiet . i did n't take responsibility for what i did , and -- now i have set this horrible example for you . cole : what , because you did n't go to prison ? mom , i do n't want you locked up , either , but i just wanted the truth and now that i know , i swear i wo n't tell anyone . marty : i ca n't ask you to keep this a secret . cole : you do n't have to ask . marty : sweetie , i need you to tell me how you knew about spencer -- the truth , cole . cole : i heard the tape . marty : you heard it ? cole : miles played it for me . that 's why you married him , is n't it ? he threatened to go to the cops . marty : but -- but that does n't make any sense . why would he play that for you ? that -- that was his leverage over me . why would he risk losing that ? cole : so i would n't tell anyone he was holding todd manning hostage . [ scene_break ] hunter : so , miles , if you were hoping to take me out , out here in the middle of nowhere , i came prepared . miles : put that away . look , todd manning is missing . hunter : and ? miles : i put him down there with enough drugs to knock a horse out . he must 've crawled away . hunter : how is that my problem ? miles : you gave his ex - wife my address . you were the reason i had to move him . hunter : oh , well . miles : hey . you know todd has n't seen me since he left for chicago ? no , this whole time , he has n't seen my face . but i bet he 's seen yours . so if he does make it to safety , who do you think he 's going to describe to the police ? hunter : you know what ? i kept him as doped up as you did -- no way he could i.d . me . miles : oh , well , i guess you do n't have a problem , then . sorry i bothered you . hunter : wait , just wait . we have to find him . [ scene_break ] clint : we both know that you 're not crazy about all the attention that david has been giving viki . dorian : there are other considerations . clint : such as ? dorian : such as you . you -- you are really my only concern . because -- look , i know -- how much you despise david for what he did . and you 're not going to be happy until you do something -- well , to make him pay for that . and i 'm telling you , you can make him pay . oh , yes , you can . clint : by ratting him out ? dorian : by making the ground he walks on just a little bit shaky . and by making viki see the light before he really does hurt her . clint : now , i admit that i would n't mind showing viki what her new best friend really is like . dorian : well ? clint : but for any number of reasons , i ca n't tell viki that he extorted money from me . dorian : but i can . [ scene_break ] nash : `` patients are encouraged to return to work after transplantation . on average , it takes approximately three months before this is feasible . `` jessica : well , that 's great . i can write for `` the sun 's `` web edition at home . i can email in stories , i can do phone interviews . nash : yeah -- take it easy , honey bunny . jessica : huh . well , i 'm not just going to lie around and heal all day . nash : well , you also got to get your rest . hey , look at this . i 'll read it to you . `` patients may have children after the transplantation without any additional risk to the mother or the child . `` wow . jessica : wow . i never dreamed that we 'd have more children . nash : yeah . hey , the world 's our oyster , huh ? jessica : i got kind of a love / hate relationship with oysters . nash : uh - oh . why ? jessica : well , they taste great , but then they make me break out . nash : ooh . we ca n't have that . jessica : no . nash : well , then , the world is our lobster . jessica : i love lobster ! nash : i love you ! [ jessica laughs ] [ nash growls ] [ knock on door ] paige : jessica , you look great . your color is back . jessica : and it 's all your fault , lady . paige : well , your test results look good , so we 're going to continue to monitor you , but you 're on track to go home in just a few days . hmm . i 'll be back soon . nash : i 'm going to go fill your pitcher . jessica : there 's still plenty of water left in that pitcher , nash . nash : and that is what i love about you . your pitcher is always half full . i 'll be right back . doctor , you got a moment ? paige : sure . what 's up ? nash : jessica 's a little anxious -- ok , well , i 'm a little anxious , too . i know this is jessica 's last chance at a living liver donor transplantation thing . paige : so what are you asking ? nash : i 'm thankful , very thankful that jessica did n't have to wait on a list with thousands of people and all that , but she 's asking me to reassure her that the -- this liver 's going to take . i need you to reassure her that this liver 's going to take . paige : i 'm sorry , i ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] marty : what have i done to you ? cole : you ? marty : look , i -- i have made you keep this horrible secret , and now you 're an accessory with miles to kidnapping ? cole : mom , it 's not your fault . marty : it is my fault ! ok , i need to go down to the police station and tell them the truth about miles and todd and me and spencer . cole : no , mom , you ca n't do that ! marty : i have to ! the secret -- it is killing me ! and i -- god , i have put you in danger . cole : do you hear yourself ? if they convict you , you 're -- they 're going to send you away ! marty : i know , but it -- it 'll be fine , ok , sweetie ? whatever happens , we can work through it . cole : no ! marty : yes , we -- you know , you can come and you can see me , you know , as -- as often as possible , and -- and i 'll -- and i 'll arrange to have somebody here responsible to take care of you , to look after you -- cole : mom , no , what are you talking about ? marty : here at the house -- you know , somebody sweet like nora , who 's -- who 's a good friend , and she will -- she will give you everything you need , till we can be together again . cole : god , i should have never told you . marty : no . no , i am glad you did . i 'm glad it 's out , sweetie . and no matter what happens , it 's going to be ok . i promise . ok ? but i need to go down to that police station and tell them the truth . cole : i 'm going with you . marty : no . cole : and do n't try to stop me . i 'm not letting you do this alone . marty : ok . but you listen to me . you do not say a word about any of this . i will tell them about todd and miles . ok ? cole : ok . marty : thank you . hmm . marty : i will be ready in a minute . cole : if my mom has to do time , miles , then so will you . [ scene_break ] hunter : huh . looks like he might have stopped here and rested against this tree . miles : how could he drag himself this far ? hunter : maybe you did n't drug him as well as you thought . miles : where do the tracks lead from here ? hunter : i mean , i ca n't tell you . miles : what do you mean , you ca n't tell me ? hunter : look , i said i was a scout , not a c.s.i . guy . i mean , look , with all this shrubbery and stuff on the ground , i ca n't tell where he went . miles : well , just look harder , all right ? hunter : you 're about this close to getting slapped . whoa -- what the hell -- miles : what is it ? hunter : looks like we 're not the only ones looking for this guy . miles : damn it , blair . hunter : that cramer broad 's got her own personal a.p.b . miles : nobody can find todd before we do . [ scene_break ] nash : hey . jessica : so , what did you talk to paige about ? nash : you 're on to me . she said you 're going to be fine . jessica : well , fine . since they 're going to kick me out of here anyway , i might as well start planning our wedding reception . nash : oh . can we say viki and natalie ? jessica : yes , we can say that , but what about them ? nash : because you got to get your rest , so you can leave the planning of the reception and the list of friends and relatives , and making sure they all turn up with the gourmet toasters to them . you know how much buchanan women hate sitting around and waiting . jessica : do n't you want a wedding reception ? nash : i want you -- [ jessica laughs ] nash : and everything else is gravy . jessica : i guess our wedding was perfect , was n't it ? nash : yes , it was . except for one thing . [ scene_break ] heather : got it . do you have a pen ? britney : yeah , shoot . heather : here 's the address for la boulaie -- that 's -la -- new word -- b - o - u- l - a - i - e . britney : `` la boulaie . `` [ scene_break ] langston : i just had this awful thought . what if britney 's right ? i mean , what if cole really is keeping something secret from you ? starr : like what ? langston : well , the other day i saw him go into this phone booth , and then he came out wearing blue leotards and a red cape . starr : oh , langston ! stop being so silly . what would i do without you ? langston : me ? you 're the one who 's my inspiration for always working hard and getting what i want . starr : sometimes i feel like someone should pinch me . cole and i are actually together , and no one is going to tear us apart . [ scene_break ] john : you know , i 'm glad we 've been able to get here . you know , not bickering all the time -- almost like friends . natalie : you know , that 's the second time i 've heard that tonight . john : oh , yeah ? who beat me to it ? natalie : eh , it 's ok . i can handle two friends . john : yeah , you 're right . point taken . natalie : but seriously , as your friend , john , i know something 's bugging you . please , just do n't let it do a number on you , ok ? [ scene_break ] clint : i know you would be more than happy to tell viki that david stuck me up for $ 10 million . dorian : he bargained with you , against your daughter 's life . and now , viki and the whole world think that he made some grand humanitarian gesture . clint : you know , i 'd like you to keep it that way . dorian : why ? are you protecting viki ? clint : i 'm trying to protect you from yourself . now , we both wanted a truce with david and viki , and we got it , and i 'm trying to help you keep it . dorian : this from the man who looks after my conscience and all my other needs . clint : huh . dorian : ooh . clint : i like to think this is a full - service relationship . dorian : oh , sounds good to me . [ dorian chuckles ] clint : dorian , i 've got to go see jessie before lights out . dorian : give her my love . clint : i will . i 'm also going to stop in and see that vickers , and if that sob is gloating over what he got , i might have to break my promise and tell viki everything . [ scene_break ] nash : if you recall , we kind of got married in a hurry . jessica : `` kind of `` ? nash : we would n't have even had a wedding ring unless marty had loaned us one . jessica : it 's just a symbol . nash : i kind of like the symbol . you know , the never - ending endlessness of our love with no beginning or end , the unbreakable ring that is our love . jessica : oh -- nash : just why i 'd kind of like to make it official . jessica : oh -- nash -- nash : has an inscription , too . `` two bodies , one heart . `` [ scene_break ] britney : hey , starr . starr : let me guess . this is part two of you trying to convince me that my boyfriend is hiding some big secret ? britney : no , this is the sequel . i 'm here to tell you just what it is exactly that cole is keeping from you . [ scene_break ] john : i 'll be in my office in a few minutes , if you -- if you came to see me . marty : actually , i came to see bo . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] miles : hello ? cole : hey , miles , something happened to my mom . miles : cole ? cole : she 's at the police station . miles : what is she doing there ? cole : i do n't know . i think they 're going to ask her about spencer , but get down here before they make her confess . miles : all right , i 'll be -- i 'll be right there . cole : gotcha . miles : todd 's weak from the drugs . he could n't have gotten far . just find him . go find him . [ scene_break ] marty : bo -- i have a confession to make . [ next_on ] cristian : we 're not going to lie for you , sarah . rex : would you like to tell them what your friend did to your uncle ? blair : was yelling about your father ? do you know something about todd ? marty : miles has been holding todd manning . todd : you got to talk to blair . dorian : todd ?
nash sits by jessica 's bedside and they discuss bree . nash lets her know that he talked to the doctor , and she could go home soon . jessica lets him know that she does n't want to go home . dorian tries to comfort clint that jessica will be just fine . dorian massages his shoulders . paige brings bo some chocolate cream puffs . bo wonders what the catch is . paige apologizes for not being around the last couple of weeks . lindsay visits bo and asks him how he is doing with the problem that he was telling her about . natalie tells john about jessica 's wedding to nash . miles is frantic when he ca n't find todd . cole tells marty to stop lying to him because he knows that she killed spencer truman . paige gets a call from the hospital and has to leave . lindsay also brought him cream puffs . natalie notices that john is keeping something back about miles and she wants to know what it is . starr and langston arrive home . langston confesses to starr that she likes markko . starr lets langston know what happened at rodi 's . marty wants to know what gave him the idea that she killed spencer . cole lets marty know that he does n't blame her for killing spencer . cole remembers what miles said to him . miles still looks for todd in the bushes . miles calls hunter and tells him that he needs to see him . jessica feels that she needs to stay in the hospital a little longer . jessica is afraid that her body will not accept this liver . clint is still angry over the ten million dollars that david swindled him out of . clint refuses to go back on his promise to david and tell viki about the money . one of britney 's friends advises britney to tell starr about cole 's deception . marty goes to the police station to tell everything she knows . cole sees what she is about to do and calls miles . marty confesses to cole that she killed spencer . miles meets with hunter about todd 's disappearance . britney pays a visit on starr to tell her all about cole and his deception . cole lets marty know that miles has been holding todd manning hostage .
tico : antonio , you helped me out in puerto rico . now you offer to let me stay here while i meet the rest of my family , but i sense that you have a problem with me . am i right ? antonio : it 's just a reflex . i 'm a cop . i have to be careful of my family . tico : even with your family ? oh , i see , just because jessica found me chained up in the santi vault does n't mean i 'm ok . i could 've chained up myself , then , just try to fake you out . antonio : it 's nothing personal . tico : well , is there anything i can do to earn your trust ? antonio : it 's done . your d.n.a . 's being tested . tico : how ? antonio : jessica gave me a bandana with your blood on it . the results just came in . john : how are you ? natalie : great . i think i left my passport here when you dragged paul and david and myself away from puerto rico for that 419 . john : no , that would be a 417 . natalie : whatever . paul said it was bogus anyway . john : well , as usual , paul would be wrong . 417 is a legitimate charge -- fleeing f.b.i . custody . technically , you could 've been charged , too , natalie . natalie : excuse me , i was n't in custody . john : once you went searching for that santi vault , that 's a conspiracy to fraud the government out of impoundable drug money . natalie : my god , you can be such a buzz kill . john : i know . i 've been told that before . but you are lucky you were n't charged , natalie . natalie : fine , whatever . listen , is there any sort of law against paul and i moving in together ? because that 's exactly what i plan on doing . kelly : what 's this ? paul : it 's a peace offering . kelly : where did you steal them ? paul : listen , natalie and i are moving in together and kind of wanted to start fresh , you know , so , can we forgive and forget ? kelly : yeah , i do n't think so . paul : listen , kelly , i do n't want to have to remind you , but if it was n't for me , you would n't have ace . kelly : paul , you would n't know anything about these anonymous letters that kevin receives , saying that todd is ace 's father -- you know anything about that ? you realize he 's divorcing me because of it ? paul : well -- divorce ? i 'm sorry , but -- kelly : i do n't know how you could possibly do something like that , you disgusting little rat ! paul : kelly -- kelly : you almost destroyed my life ! paul : all right , all right . kevin : now , todd can hack into our system only once , scramble our accounts , but he 's not going to beat me . not now , not ever . asa : i 'm glad to see you back on your feet . kevin : why would n't i be ? asa : well , for one , you got arrested for drunk driving . then you tangled with kelly at the police station . some folks are worried that you 're , you know , kind of losing it . kevin : well , do n't worry . i 'm handling kelly , too . asa : good . so , what 's your plan ? kevin : well , you always said that the best defense is a good offense . so i 'm going to fight for custody of ace , and when i 'm through , kelly and todd are never going to see him again . todd : the kids are playing computer games . blair : well , i am sorry i stood you up . todd : yeah ? we missed you . blair : well , believe me , i 'd much rather be at the park having a picnic with my family , but -- todd : where were you ? blair : dorian and kelly ambushed me to keep my mouth shut about ace . todd : look , whatever you want to do about that -- [ doorbell rings ] todd : hold on . viki : may i come in , please ? todd : sure . viki : hi , blair . blair : hi , viki . you look pretty . viki : thank you . todd : you ok ? viki : no , i 'm not ok . todd : you do n't -- you do n't look so great . viki : no . todd : how 's your heart ? viki : my heart is fine . i 'm not fine , ok ? look , this lie of kelly 's has affected my son kevin so much . it has changed him completely , and i ca n't get through to him anymore . todd : i 'm not the guy who can help you with that . viki : well , i think you are , and i think you can help me , too . blair : ok , well , what can we do , viki ? viki : you can tell me the truth ! todd , if you 're not ace 's father , then who is ? and why in god 's name is kelly telling kevin that she betrayed him with you , his worst enemy , when it 's not true ? blair : well , i think you 're going to have to handle this one , todd . viki : will you please tell me the truth ? there are so many lives at stake here ! singer : you never gave me room adriana : river ? singer : inside this place and now i 'm joking from the autumn that i face no one to save me now john : natalie , last time i checked , there 's no law against cohabitation . i believe this is yours . natalie : thanks , john . well , i 'm sure you will find one . john : you two kids stay out of trouble , and you wo n't be getting any hassles from me . i hope you wo n't mind if i challenge you to the odd game of pool . natalie : oh , well , you are a mile away . i guess the rumors are true . john : what rumors ? natalie : that you 're finally moving on . john : moving on ? i do n't even know what that means . natalie : with evangeline williamson ? kelly : you completely destroyed my marriage ! paul : kelly , some things went wrong . all the -- kelly : what on earth were you thinking ? paul : i 'm sorry , ok ? i -- i thought that , you know , hinting that todd was ace 's father , that kevin would , you know , pay for some information , but he did n't take the bait . kelly : you are such an idiot . why would he pay for that kind of information , huh ? he would just get a blood test , and then he 'd find out that i was n't ace 's biological mother , either ! paul : i was n't thinking that far ahead . kelly : obviously . you know , you left me no other choice . i had to tell kevin that his worst enemy is ace 's father . paul : right . kelly : did you ever once think about what this is going to do to me ? how it was going to ruin my life ? paul : what about me ? all right , you 're the one that turned me in to john mcbain for a murder i did n't commit ! kelly : because i wanted you in police custody ! i did n't want you to get killed ! paul : oh -- oh , great ! well , thank you , kelly . now i 'm john mcbain 's personal hobby . wonderful . look , i know . i 'm sorry , ok ? it was lousy for me to send those letters . kelly : well , i 've already lost kevin . at least i have n't lost ace , too . paul : he 's the only thing that matters now , right ? kelly : yeah , and lucky me . i get to count on you that you 're not going to blow the truth the next time you panic . paul : no , kelly , i wo n't . all right ? i wo n't . i -- i just -- maybe i -- i want people to start thinking better of me . kelly : hmm . people like natalie ? paul : listen , she -- she 's an amazing girl . i will keep any promise anytime , all right , just so she knows that i 'm a good person . kelly : wow , you must be in love . because that 's the only thing that changes people so completely -- love -- finding it and losing it . asa : why in the hell do you want todd manning 's baby ? kevin : to make manning suffer . kelly , too . asa : but you 're going to be reminded of him for the rest of your life . kevin : i 'm ok with that . asa : hold it , kevin . i already think you miss the little guy . kevin : do n't you ? i had plans for him , you know , made promises . i named him after you , for crying out loud . asa : right . i sure kind of liked that -- `` ace . `` hmm . kevin : i used to go up and sit at his crib at night when he was staying here , and i 'd talk to him , tell him i was going to coach his little league team and i was going to teach him how to ski in aspen . you know , all the things that i never did with duke . asa : who knows ? he may go into politics . kevin : hey , if that 's what he wants to do , why not ? i plan on coaching him , you know , make sure he does n't make the mistakes that i made . he 's certainly not going to fall in love with his brother 's wife or , you know , waste his time being angry with a guy like manning . and , you know , with your pull and mom 's knack with people , the whole world could be his . asa : are n't you forgetting something , kevin ? ace does not have buchanan blood . he 's got todd and dorian 's bloodlines in him . are you sure you want that for your son ? todd : honestly , i do n't know who ace 's father is . viki : really ? let me tell you something , it is not like you to help someone unless there 's something in it for you . now , if kelly had to lie about who ace 's father is , why did she pick you ? todd : maybe it 's because kevin hurt her so much , she 's trying to hurt him back . viki : do you believe that ? blair : viki , todd and i are happy now . kelly 's lie is her problem . he did not sleep with her . viki : i know that ! you know , i do n't understand you , either . why are you not livid with kelly for dragging your husband into this ? [ blair chuckles ] blair : i 'm very livid with kelly , and if you read somewhere that something happened to her , i did it . viki : then why are n't you doing something about it ? blair : todd , tell viki . tell her everything now . singer : you left this on my mind why did i even care at all ? adriana : oh ! no ! shannon : what was that ? river : oh , my god . adriana ? adriana : leave me alone ! river : what happened ? how did you know i was here ? adriana : your father told me ! do n't touch me ! river : where -- where have you been ? i 've been calling forever ! adriana : in puerto rico , hiding from my father 's family . river : what ? adriana : they said it was too dangerous for me to be here , and i could n't make any phone calls . river : no -- no , if i had known that , i -- adriana : what , you would 've started sleeping with other girls sooner ? river : no . no , let me explain this , please . please , just give me one -- adriana : leave me alone , ok ? i ca n't be with you . river : no . sonia : hey . tico : thanks for coming so fast . sonia : are you ok , sweetie ? you sound so worried . tico : yeah . antonio does n't trust me . i 'm not staying here . sonia : well , did he tell you to go ? tico : well , he 's testing my d.n.a . sonia : ok , do n't worry . just -- just tell me what 's going on with antonio and jessica . he said they 'd broken up . tico : that was just to go undercover , remember ? sonia : it might have been undercover , but when he kissed me , he liked it . tico : the way jessica looks at him and the way antonio talks about him , anything that happened between you had to be an act . jessica : so , what are we going to do if this guy is n't tico ? antonio : well , i do n't know . i do n't know , but if he 's not who he says he is , i want to find out what kind of scam he 's trying to pull . jessica : he just seems so sincere , you know ? antonio : you really like him , do n't you ? jessica : well , i do n't know him , antonio . it 's just -- i do n't know , i guess i just -- i feel bad for him -- when i found him in that vault , and i guess i also kind of feel responsible for him . antonio : hmm . trust me , tico can take care of himself -- if he 's tico . jessica : well , i just think that llanview 's the safest place for him right now . john : hey . i got your verdict . antonio : did you read it ? john : i thought you should be the first to know . antonio : well , he 's definitely manuel santi 's son . jessica : well , congratulations . you have a new cousin . antonio : yeah . yeah , i guess i do . jessica : well , that 's a good thing , is n't it ? antonio : i wish i knew . viki : thank you very much . i do n't really want anything . i just want you to talk to me , please . i mean , obviously , you 're keeping some sort of a secret for kelly , right -- who the father is . todd : this is tricky because , you know , i do n't want to lie . viki : well , that 's commendable . todd : and i do n't want to , you know , tell the truth if it 's only going to serve me . viki : you know what ? i 'm at my wits ' end here . blair : why ? viki : because my son kevin -- i have seen him do things that are so completely unlike him . he coldly rejected a baby that he has loved from the second he laid eyes on him . he attacked todd viciously , violently ! he 's completely changed . he 's doing things that are unlike him . blair : sorry . viki : kelly is waving todd in front of kevin like a red flag in front of a bull . no one will tell me why ! todd : it 'll work itself out . i want to keep my word , however . viki : `` it 's going to work itself out `` ? well , i do n't have time to wait for that . my son is desperately unhappy , and it is all because of some lie ! and it is causing him to do things that are practically unforgivable . i can not stand seeing him like that , and if you two wo n't give me any answers , i 'm going to go somewhere where i will get them . blair : well , viki , just -- kelly : well , i have the vase that you wanted . although , i do n't know why you 're salvaging those things . paul : kelly , i want to make it up to you and kevin . kelly : how ? paul : i 'll go to kevin . i 'll tell him that i wrote the notes saying that todd was ace 's father . kelly : and you did this because -- paul : well , the truth -- all right , i was desperate for money , so i did something stupid . i made it up off the top of my head . kelly : how are you going to explain why i went along with it ? paul : i do n't know . to make him jealous . and now you see how hurt kevin is , and you do n't want a divorce . kelly : no . just leave him alone . it 's better that he 's so mad at todd that he 's not thinking about d.n.a . paul : so you 'd rather lose kevin than lose the baby ? kelly : i did n't want to lose anyone . but kevin is -- he 's so angry . he 's twisted up with anger . i mean , maybe ace and i are better off without him . paul : kelly , you 're crazy about him . i mean , that 's why i got you the baby , so you would n't lose him . kelly : i know , but ace loves me like kevin never did . he loves me unconditionally , and we 're not going to let each other down . paul : that sounds good . kelly : i hate to think how alike we are . i really hate to think about it . i mean , if you 're falling for natalie the way i fell for kevin , i hope she can handle being loved by a cramer . jessica : hey . natalie : hey . jessica : something wrong ? natalie : no . just came to get my passport . jessica : oh . i guess that means that you 're going to be traveling somewhere with paul . natalie : i guess i better let you know -- paul and i are going to be moving in together . that bother you ? jessica : well , no , not if nothing goes wrong . natalie : but you 're assuming that it will ? jessica : have you ever known paul not to be in trouble ? natalie : well , he 's not in trouble now . jessica : i 'm just concerned that you 're going to have to justify some crime , and he 's not -- natalie : oh , my god . what is it with you good people ? i mean , first , it was antonio last night saying how cristian 's looking down on me , and now you with the mom 's concerned speech . jessica : natalie , i 'm not trying to -- natalie : no ! you know what ? ok , fine . paul and i might not be the perfect couple that you and antonio are , and my plans in life may not be to run the newspaper and get some award -- jessica : yeah , exactly . natalie , do you have any plans for the future ? i 'm sorry , i do n't mean to be harsh or anything , but it just seems to me like you 're letting a guy make all the decisions for you , and that 's really just not like you at all . natalie : tell you what -- why do n't you take a good look at your own life before analyzing mine ? jessica : my life 's fine , natalie . natalie : is it ? jessica : well , you just told me that i 'm the other half of a perfect couple . natalie : right , and what about this whole antonio thing ? i mean , the way he dumped you and all of that . i mean , talk about a guy calling the shots for you . jessica : natalie , he was working undercover , ok , and i knew that he was n't going to break up with me . natalie : right . but you were scared , and you 're still afraid . you 're afraid that he 's going to be more interested in his newfound family . i 've taken a very hard look at my life . i have nothing to lose , not anymore . so you know what ? i have nothing to be afraid of . i got to go . kevin : with us looking out for ace , he 's going to be a buchanan in every way . does n't matter what kind of blood 's in him . i was adopted . look at me . asa : right . now , you really think that keeping the boy 's the right thing to do ? kevin : you tried to teach me in life that it 's about taking the battle to the enemy . you do n't negotiate , you retaliate . asa : in business , yes . kevin : well , what 's the worst thing i can do to him ? huh ? i 'm going to make b.e . the most powerful company in the world . and i 'm going to take the paper from todd , and i 'm going to divorce kelly . and then i 'm going to take ace . it 's what i refer to as a winner - take - all strategy . asa : that 's a mighty big agenda , boy . you got enough fire in your belly for all that ? kevin : well , big 's how buchanans do things , right ? i 'm going to be your heir in every way . ace is going to be mine . asa : well , you 're going to make a lot of enemies . kevin : i 'm going to tell you what i 'm going to tell everyone else in the family , grandpa -- you 're either with me or against me . what 's it going to be ? [ doorbell rings ] kevin : excuse me . tico : the way jessica and antonio look at each other , i mean -- sonia : hey , who 's in love with her -- antonio or you ? tico : i 'm just warning you -- he 's not looking for anyone . sonia : i can make this happen , tico . tico : you 're that confident ? sonia : i 'm that good . besides , we had a connection . tico : what kind of connection ? antonio : sonia . jessica : look who 's come . tico : i want you to meet my foster sister , sonia . jessica : um -- we 've met . sonia : it 's nice to see you again , sweetie . slightly different circumstances this time . jessica : yeah , slightly . tico : well ? antonio : well , you 're definitely manuel santi 's son . tico : ever since i heard about my father , and especially after he was murdered , sonia and i have been trying to figure out what to do . you know , finally being here , being safe , knowing our new family -- antonio : means a lot . i know . tico : yeah . more than you can say . right , sonia ? sonia : absolutely . it 's just so nice to be surrounded by people that we can really trust . and that 's what family 's about , right ? jessica : trust . tico : yeah , i just want our lives to be normal again so that we can meet our new family . i mean , there 's not a problem there , is there ? paul : kelly , i wo n't be any more problems . all right , if you need anything , i can -- kelly : hey ! when did you get back from puerto rico ? adriana : what does it matter ? kelly : whoa , whoa , whoa . is everything ok ? what happened ? adriana : i just -- i found shannon mcbain and river -- never mind . i 'm so stupid . paul : oh . poor girl . looks like she 's having mcbain problems , too . kelly : yeah , i thought she and river were -- ugh , of course . we all want to fall in love until we do . paul : hey , come on . that 's a little harsh . kelly : if you know what 's good for you , you 'll enjoy natalie , but keep your heart to yourself . paul : no , no , see , you 've got everything reversed . i 'm going to put everything on the table . that way she has no surprises -- not like you and kevin . kelly : i think it 's time for you to go . oh , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . i do n't know where you got ace , but i know it was n't exactly legal . paul : well , you do n't know anything , so it 's better that way . kelly : if you tell anyone anything -- i mean anything -- i will make sure that you go to prison . are we clear ? paul : i guess this means you 're not going to help me find a job , huh ? kelly : i 'm afraid you 're on your own . we may be related , but ace is the only family i have right now . kevin : what do you want ? viki : kevin , honey -- look , i came here to tell you that todd is not ace 's father . kevin : oh , since when ? since i told kelly i 'm divorcing her ? viki : honey , i do n't know why kelly would fashion a lie like this , but she has . she 's lying to you about ace . kevin : well , practice makes perfect . what , did she have you come over here to lie about the lie ? viki : no , nobody had me come over . i 'm here because i know that todd is not the father . kevin : well , then who is ? viki : i do n't know that . kevin : oh -- viki : and i do n't know why kelly is doing this , but , honey , you have to go and find out the whole story . i mean , do n't be so quick to hate the whole world . kevin : you know what , mom ? forgiveness is overrated . it just prolongs the mess . viki : oh , kevin , do n't say -- darling , i 'm sorry that i spoke so sharply to you the other day . really , i am . i love you , sweetheart , and you know that . it 's just horrible for me to have to watch you lashing out at everyone . kevin : what , you do n't think that i have a reason ? viki : yes , you have a reason , but , sweetheart , lashing out does not help ! kevin : right . right , i -- i have to remember my manners , mom . viki : do n't let that little boy out of your life just to get even with todd . kevin : oh , i 'm not letting ace out of my life . viki : you 're not ? well , that 's good . kevin : yeah , yeah . i 'm -- i 'm suing kelly for full custody . viki : you 're what ? kevin : yeah , i 'm taking the baby away . i 'm going to raise him myself . viki : kevin , kevin , that is not good for anyone . kevin : well , it works for me . viki : why are you doing this ? you doing this because you love the baby , or you just want to hurt kelly and todd ? blair : oh , damn it . todd : oh . blair : ugh ! todd : kelly 's really putting the spurs to you , is n't she ? blair : the same as she 's doing to you . you know , todd , who wants to live with the guilt of being the one to make her lose her baby ? todd : or her marbles . i know . besides , i do n't know if i can let viki stew like this . blair : well , it ca n't be good for her heart , todd . todd : i do n't like kevin . blair : yep . todd : i can stand to see him suffer . i ca n't stand to see viki suffer . blair : you going to put an end to all this ? todd : do you want me to ? ok , i 'll do it . sonia : so , this is the real you . antonio : look , i 'm sorry i was forced to lead you on . sonia : hmm . i thought i was leading you on . it 's really jessica i owe the apology to . i 'm sorry . i thought he was fair game . jessica : yeah , that was the idea . sonia : well , you know , strippers come and go . this one was better than a lover . he led me to my tico . tico : which led us to a whole new family here in llanview . sonia : i 'm really sorry if we did anything to hurt you . jessica : thank you . shannon : hey , you got a minute ? john : yeah . sure . you want to have a seat ? but , wait , who 's holding the ladder down at the community center ? shannon : the project 's in furlough . we had some vandalism happen last night . john : right . just kids . they 'll get that case closed quickly . shannon : well , you know , maybe you should n't rush it . you should , like , save some manpower , you know , shut the stupid thing down . john : not going to happen . you 'll be back at work in no time . shannon : great . john : what 's wrong ? shannon : john , i just ca n't go back there . john : why ? what , you want to play 20 questions like when you were a kid ? ok . bigger than a breadbasket ? anything to do with river carpenter ? shannon : how do you know about that ? john : hmm . well , it 's sort of what i do . when adriana went missing , i went and talked to your buddy rex , and he said that he had a little plan with you to break her and river up . shannon : it was supposed to be fun . i was just , like , going to shake things up with him , and -- john : looks like you got a little shook up yourself , kid . shannon : well , i mean , we hooked up , and she was supposed to be gone . she was n't coming back . john : but now she is . shannon : she found us at the quarry . i mean we were together , and then he saw her and he took off , and he never even , like , looked back at me . i deserve this , do n't i ? john : nah , no one deserves this . shh . paul : so john mcbain said he 'd leave us alone , huh ? natalie : yeah . he said if moving in works out , then good for me . paul : well , you 're ok with that ? natalie : what ? paul : well , no , it just surprises the hell out of me . i mean , he 's given up on you . natalie : yeah , well , he 's got other things on his mind . so how do i it work out with kelly ? paul : not so good . natalie : she -- she wo n't give her own brother a job ? what is the deal with the two of you ? paul : i do n't know . it 's old news to me , but i guess kelly likes to hold a grudge . natalie : sorry . paul : you know , it 's not like i 'm losing my best friend or something , you know ? i mean , i just thought that my sister would like to make up . natalie : yeah . well , sisters think they know you so well that they think they get a vote . paul : why , is yours hassling you ? natalie : she was just -- jess was preaching to me , and then i preached back to her , and neither one of us liked what either one had to say . paul : oh , right , right . let me guess -- it was because of me , huh ? she 's got her standards . natalie : like i said , she does n't get a vote , and how right was i about this place ? how wonderful is it ? paul : listen , natalie , if you need me to talk to your sister , i will , ok ? i mean , you do n't need to be taking flak for me . natalie : forget it . see this rock over here ? paul : yeah ? what ? what are you doing ? natalie , be -- why do n't you -- be careful , all right ? listen , natalie , why do n't you come down from there , ok ? come on . [ splash ] paul : oh , my god . natalie ! tico : nice apology to jessica . sonia : i can do polite . tico : yeah . i did n't buy a word of it . sonia : as long as she bought it -- and antonio . tico : you know , he 's not that trusting . he 's worked the streets . sonia : well , not trusting me will keep him interested . she 's too easy for him . that 's why he 'll spend his time thinking about me . jessica : does she have to come by here ? antonio : well , it is her brother . but he 's moving to the palace . jessica : i was just hoping that you would n't have to work on her case anymore . antonio : no , i do n't . but she is tico 's foster sister . jessica : sonia 's not really family . i mean , not really . antonio : sonia who ? tico : sorry . john : you sure you 're going to be ok ? shannon : i 'm always ok . john : yeah , sooner or later . shannon : river 's not a big deal . john : ok . hey , look , i know less about relationships than , say , anyone on the planet . but i do know this -- if you go after someone and they 're with someone else , there 's a pretty good chance it 's going to end up badly . shannon : so are you trying to say that i 'm a sucker ? john : that or it 's just a safe way to actually never get close to someone . shannon : hmm . a bit of psychology . i guess you 'd know since you were always hiding behind caitlin . john : lay off caitlin . shannon : john , blow out the torch . make it work with someone , and then we 'll talk about my problems . natalie : i 'm ok . paul : what the hell are you trying to do , huh ? you scared me half to death ! natalie : i mean , i 'm usually a good swimmer . paul : oh , god ! natalie : i just think i hit the water a little too hard . paul : oh , yeah ! yeah , i thought you knocked yourself out . oh ! natalie : i thought you were a risk taker . paul : yeah , but with me , all right , but not with you . good lord . natalie : you were scared for me . paul : listen , when you went under , i thought i 'd lost you , my whole life flashed before my eyes , and without you , there 's not that much . kelly : we 're almost there , ace . your mommy and your great - aunt dorian took care of blair this afternoon , and now even paul has to keep our secret . all we have to do is wait for kevin to divorce us . he can just throw us away . then you can be my own little man forever . [ ace fusses ] kelly : yeah ? kevin : all right , do n't do anything until i give you the ok . all right . viki : you have n't answered my question , kevin . kevin : so , what , if i tell you that i really love ace , will that send you home happy ? viki : if you really love ace , then you will do what is best for him , not for you . and what 's best for him is knowing his mother . kevin : well , you believe what you want to believe , all right ? kelly made that baby with todd behind my back . she does n't deserve to celebrate that . i 'm going to teach that baby to hate her . viki : kevin -- kevin : and you can call it whatever you want . you can say it 's mean , you can say it 's vindictive , but i call it justice . viki : kevin , do n't do this , please . blair : just hold up a minute . are you sure that you want to do this ? todd : you want me to , do n't you ? besides , what if i get the call in to testify about our affair ? blair : it 's just -- ace is all kelly has right now , and i 'm worried that -- well , i 'm worried what 's going to happen to her if she loses him . todd : do you really think she 'll lose her mind ? blair : look , it runs in our family , and it 's not funny . my mother , her mother . i just -- if we 're going to drop the bomb , i just want to make sure she can survive it . todd : ok . i guess a little while longer wo n't hurt . blair : well , you 're going to have to deal with kevin 's obsession a little while longer . todd : i would n't worry about kevin . blair : hmm . todd : if he comes after us , he wo n't know what hit him . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` . [ next_on ] john : i 'm here about the vandalism at the construction site . they want me to rule out all of you . evangeline : i 'm not with john mcbain . i do n't know how to communicate that to you . david : i heard todd 's sniffing around to buy `` craze . `` there 's no way i 'm working for that guy . kevin : wait a minute -- todd ?
viki questions todd and blair about ace , but todd insists this problem with eventually work itself out . viki then goes to kevin , and he informs her he 's going for full custody , and will teach ace to hate kelly . viki is horrified , and tries to reason with kevin , and to do what is best for ace . asa asks kevin if he really wants to raise todd 's son , but kevin is adamant . paul tries to make peace with kelly and apologize . kelly just asks him to continue to keep her secret . todd and blair decide to tell viki the entire truth , but later reconsider . adriana discovers shannon and river at the quarry , and is devastated . shannon turns to john when river runs after adriana . adriana tells river she never wants to see him again . the dna test confirm tico is a santi , but antonio still does n't fully trust tico . sonia is determined to have antonio all to herself .
antonio : dr. jamison ? antonio vega . i 'm jessica buchanan 's -- dr. jamison : i know who you are . nice to see you . antonio : nice to see you . dr. jamison : this is my friend melissa . melissa : hi . antonio : so have you -- have you talked to jessica lately ? dr. jamison : not for several days . i 'm really proud for her taking this enormous step in her recovery . she 's a brave young woman . antonio : yes , yes , yes . i 'm curious -- how did you get her to take that step ? [ scene_break ] nash : `` to jessica , love antonio . `` [ doorbell buzzes ] nash : what the hell . man : yeah ! come on , guys ! whoo ! woman : nice place . man : nice . not bad . second man : hey . woman : hey . man : how are you ? second man : i need a beer . first man : thanks , bro . [ music blares ] man : whoo ! woman : where 's the corkscrew ? nash : what 's going on here ? who are you people ? tess : it 's called a party , dude . relax and enjoy it . nash : tess . [ scene_break ] layla : my god . how long have you been here ? evangeline : picking up your side . layla : swanky lobby . what , do you have to dress up for the security cameras ? evangeline : oh , very funny . ok . you 're going to be right at home right in a moment here because this place is a mess . layla : what , my sheets are n't pressed ? i 'm leaving . evangeline : push it on through , girl , come on . ok . make yourself at home . oh . i 'll get this . layla : do n't sweat it , sis . it 's not my beverly hills penthouse , but i 'll make do . evangeline : ok . layla : is this the bedroom ? evangeline : yes , and that is where i sleep . layla : what about me ? evangeline : you , the way you kick , are on the couch . look , i am so excited you 're here . i am , i 'm so excited , but if you 're not happy with the sleeping arrangements , there 's a lovely hotel right around the corner , ok ? layla : well , i did n't come all the way to llanview to sleep at some roadside motel . i came to be with you , knucklehead . wow . does it at least fold out ? evangeline : nope . layla : do you have cable ? evangeline : actually , i do . layla : hmm . things are looking up . hmm . what 's the story with this , vangie ? out of sight , out of mind ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] john : what is it ? officer : there 's a lady outside , wants to talk to you . john : yeah , have her speak to another detective . officer : she says she 'll only talk to you . john : all right . well , make her an appointment for tomorrow . officer : listen , with all due respect , lieutenant , i think you may want to take this . she says she 's seen natalie vega . [ scene_break ] man : hey , dude , dude , mind if we borrow your bedroom ? nash : this is the bedroom , and my name 's not dude , dude . woman : tess said you were cool . nash : tess does n't know me . get a room . man : dude , i just asked -- nash : somewhere else ! so , who are these people ? what are they doing here ? tess : well , i met jake and holly at this really cute little wine bar down in the meatpacking district , and some of their friends showed up , and , well , the party just kind of took off from there . nash : and you could n't have just stayed at the cute little wine bar ? tess : well , it got boring and we did n't want to go home and we could n't decide where else to go , so , well , i figured you like to party , so it 's kind of like a party takeout . we bring the party to you . nash : you know , a party is one thing , but a gang of strangers destroying my house is just -- tess : come on . nobody 's destroying anything . [ glass shatters ] [ scene_break ] adriana : good swim ? duke : perfect . you know , the only thing i do n't like about working at b.e . is having to wear business clothes all day in this heat . adriana : i do n't know if i could work in an office like that . duke : you could if you liked what you were doing . adriana : your dad is so proud of you . that m.b.a. really paid off . duke : yeah , he turned out to be a typical dad . who knew ? adriana : i guess people can change after all . duke : is something wrong ? adriana : i was just thinking about rex . duke : since when did you start thinking about rex ? [ scene_break ] rex : you folks doing ok ? can i get you another drink ? jett : thanks , but i have to be at work by 4 : 00 . rex : a.m. ? hugh : modeling . rex : that 's why you look familiar . you were on the cover of `` craze `` last month . jett , right , one name only ? jett : yeah , that 's me . who are you ? rex : rex balsom . this is my club . jett : hmm . rex : and you are the assistant d.a . , right ? hugh : are you with the c.i.a . or just psychic ? rex : i make it my business to know who 's who around here . especially the beautiful people . so you 're a model , huh ? must be pretty interesting . jett : it has its moments . rex : tell me some . jett : well , you know , last week in the south of france , we did stop a sailing race with the yacht . rex : very interesting . hugh : are you ok ? marcie : oh . i 'm fine . you can go back to your model now . hugh : you know , maybe you should slow it down a little bit . marcie : slow what down ? hugh : you know , take it easy on the drinks ? marcie : i 'm an adult . i think i 'm an entitled to an adult beverage . hugh : everybody has their limit . marcie : you know , it 's really none of your business , is it ? i mean , do n't get me wrong , i 'm really -- i 'm really grateful that you defended me to those jerk writers before , but i am fine . no rescue required , and i do n't need a chaperone . hugh : you sure ? marcie : i myself can take care of . besides , i do n't even know you . hugh : you 're marcie , i 'm hugh . marcie : i may be drunk , but i 'm not you . hugh : no , it 's -- it 's pronounced `` hugh `` -- h - u - g - h . marcie : what ? hugh : hugh . marcie : whatever . [ scene_break ] john : oh . please have a seat , ma'am . woman : thank you , detective . i 'm sorry i had to insist on talking to you , but , you see , i know you from the news and i think you 're very capable and honest . after what we had to do with the lieutenant governor -- oh , that was horrible , just awful . what 's his name ? john : colson , ma'am . woman : just awful . john : now , officer brewer tells me that you may have seen natalie vega . woman : i think i have . i think it was her . i was sitting in my window . oh , my living room overlooks the love center . my husband passed ay a few weeks before that building was finished . he used to love to watch the kids build that place . they worked so hard . anyway , i was standing there right about the time the young woman disappeared , according to the news reports . john : ok , did something make you look out ? did you hear something ? woman : hear something ? it was like armageddon -- fire engines , police , sirens sounding . i was afraid the center was going to burn down again after l that work . so i was standing in the window saying a prayer that everything would turn out all right and i saw a young man coming out of a side door , half supporting a young woman . she looked drunk , drugged , sick maybe . anyway , he forced her to get into his car . john : is this the woman you saw , ma'am ? take your time , have a good look . woman : her hair was covering her face most of the time , but i think i can freely say it was her . john : did you get a go look at the man ? woman : oh , yes . but it 's very odd . i can not recall a single thing about him . i guess you could say average , nothing special . john : what about the car ? was there anything familiar about the car ? woman : four - door . dark . blue maybe ? john : what time did this happen ? woman : 8 : 00 precisely . john : you seem very positive about that . woman : oh , yes . jesus was having tea with me , and the lord and i always take our tea at the stroke of 8 : 00 . i hope you find the poor girl . i saw her photograph on the tv . she has such a nice face . it went right to my heart . i knew i had to help . ofc . brewer : ok , well , listen , you 've given us a lot to go on . we appreciate you coming in very much . woman : oh , you 're welcome , dear . john : thank you . woman : thank you . john : yes . woman : i can find my way out by myself . john : ok . ofc . brewer : sorry , sir . john : so am i . so am i . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i do n't want to talk about john . layla : i understand . mom said he really hurt you . evangeline : mom does n't know what she 's talking about , ok ? i broke up with him . layla : because he would n't tell you that he loved you . evangeline : it 's a little bit more complicated than that , ok ? did mom also mention that he saved my life ? layla : yeah , but she also told me that he saved some other girl first . evangeline : you know what ? you and mom are barely talking , and yet somehow she still finds a way to tell you my business . that 's just amazing . layla : that 's right . evangeline : you know what , i 'm starving . why do n't we go out for a late dinner , ok , my treat . layla : i ate at work . but i would n't mind checking out this club i heard about -- ultra violet . evangeline : oh , no way . not tonight . layla : same old evangeline . evangeline : `` same old `` what , layla ? layl this is supposed to be the hottest club , and it figures that you 'd be too uptight to take me . evangeline : i am not uptight . i 've been to ultra violet , like , a million times . layla : yeah , right . evangeline : i used to date the owner of ultra violet , ok ? layla : well , mom told me that he 's a big crook . if i remember , the exact word she said -- `` felon . `` evangeline : you know what ? some things never change . no , you and mom ca n't agree on anything but what 's wrong with my life . we 're going . we 're going . come on . evangeline : know what ? you better have a great time . come on , superstar . you 're not the only williamson who knows how to have a good time , ok ? [ scene_break ] adriana : i do n't really know rex that well , but he just seems , i do n't know , kind of lost . duke : yeah , he 's definitely been through it . adriana : he lost his girlfriend , now natalie . i feel sorry for him . actually , i 'm kind of worried about him . duke : well , let 's head over to ultra violet . you can check up on him there . he 's probably working tonight . adriana : that 's a good idea . duke : yeah , it 'll be fun . besides , after you 're done talking with him , maybe you and i can have some fun on the dance floor . adriana : you 're the best . duke : and do n't you forget it . [ scene_break ] jett : i seem to have lost my date . rex : oh , i do n't think you have anything to worry about . hugh : so now that we 've been formally introduced , is it ok for me to be a little bit concerned about how much you 're drinking ? marcie : look , you , i really do n't -- hugh : it 's pronounced `` hugh . `` marcie : what ? hugh : `` hugh . `` h - u - g - h. `` hugh . `` marcie : look , huge , you seem like a really nice guy . i mean , obviously , obviously , you 're a really nice guy because of the way you defended me to those writers before , but you have no idea what my life has been like . hugh : not good , huh ? marcie : that 's an understate -- that 's an underst -- yeah . not good . hugh : how so ? marcie : your date -- she must be really boring . hugh : she is , actually . but that 's not why i 'm asking . marcie : well , then why are you asking , huh , hugh ? hugh : i 'm just naturally curious , i guess . marcie : run ! run for your life , hugh ! go back to the boring while you still can ! you do n't want to know . you do n't . hugh : i 'll take my chances . marcie : you really want to know ? really ? all right . well , you asked for it . move over , hugh ! all right , so this is the story . the story is my best friend -- my best friend ? hugh : uh - huh ? marcie : my best friend jen ? hugh : yes ? marcie : well , see , she was murdered by a homosexual -- by a hom -- anyway -- ow ! she was murdered -- oh , that 's good . she was murdered by her boyfriend 's father , and he was afraid to come out of the closet . he was gay . just do n't tell anybod and then -- see , then i decided that i would write this `` killing club `` book , right , and -- only i should 've called it something else cause then nobody would 've got killed or burned in oil or die in a car crash . you know , call me crazy -- call me crazy , but i think that i have a right to get wasted if i want to . cheers ! [ scene_break ] officer : i heard about your witness , lieutenant . john : yeah , she was something . officer : tea with jesus , huh ? john : mm - hmm . officer : they sure come out of the woodwork , do n't they ? john : check her story anyway . officer : lieutenant , come on . john : you know , when i was in the f.b.i . , decker , we caught a cold case once -- abduction . this kid lucas , missing five , six years . you know , the chances of finding someone alive at that point , they 're zero . one day i get a call from this guy ziggy , sort of a professional tipster . you know the type -- always calling in with , you know , crazy tips -- and he says he knows something about our kid lucas , you know , he hears about something , him in some neighborhood in south philly . and i do n't not want to waste my time , but at the last minute i decide , `` all right , maybe this is the one - in - a - million time that ziggy actually knows something . `` so i decided to check it out . long story short , it 's the day the one in the million came in . now the kid 's back with his family . so do me a favor -- check out this woman 's story . even though she 's having tea with jesus , she still might 've seen something , she might 've seen natalie . one in a million . ok ? thanks . john : one in a million . [ phone rings ] john : mc bain . rex : yeah , it 's me . john : yeah , how 'd you get this number ? rex : i won it in a raffle . what difference does it make ? john : the difference is i do n't want you bothering me . rex : well , that 's too bad because until natalie 's found , i 'm going to be bothering you and everybody else there 24/7 . john : ugh . what do you want , balsom ? rex : i heard from some cops you 've got a witness . john : it did n't pan out . rex : that 's it ? john : that 's it . rex : ok , well , who is this person ? you know , maybe i could -- john : no , you ca n't . you know what you can do ? you can stay by the phone and we 'll call you with any new information . rex : why are you so against me helping you guys out with this ? john : oh , is this when you start telling me again about how you helped us catch daniel colson ? rex : why , because it 'll make you look bad ? john : you know what you are ? you know , i do n't have time for this . i do n't have time for this . this is an investigation and we have procedure to follow . now , that may not be exciting for you , but it 's the best shot we got at bringing natalie home safely . so if you care about that , you 'll back off , you 'll let us do our jobs . rex : ok , look , my sister has been missing for days , ok ? she needs all the help she can get . john : i 'll let you know if there 's any new developments . [ scene_break ] dr. jamison : excuse for a moment , melissa . i did n't convince jessica to do anything . antonio : well , you must have had something to do with it . dr. jamison : i 'm not comfortable discussing -- antonio : look , people usually do n't take steps like that without some kind of help , right ? dr. jamison : you have no idea what jessica 's done , do you ? antonio : no . no , i do n't . i 'm worried . look , doctor , if you could just -- dr. jamison : i 'm sorry . i ca n't . i ca n't breach doctor - patient confidentiality . antonio : she 's my fiancée . dr. jamison : all i could say is the last i knew , jessica was in good hands , safe . antonio : the last you `` knew `` ? dr. jamison : may i give you some unsolicited advice ? let jessica go for now . she 's doing what she needs to do for her own mental health . take this time to do what you need to do for yours . if you 'll please excuse me , i 'm here to not think about work and listen to music , and i 've ignored melissa far too long already . [ scene_break ] nash : watch where you 're going , dude . man : oh , sorry . tess : what are you getting so worked up about ? it was just a piece of junk . nash : it was mid - century . i found it at a flea market for 50 bucks , but it 's worth hundreds . tess : really ? it 's dingy . i 'll pay you back , ok ? nash : with what ? you 're broke , remember ? tess : well , then i 'll go to the flea market tomorrow and get you a new one , a better one . nash : get rid of these people , all right ? tess : why , you 're not having fun ? nash : do i look like i 'm having fun ? what possibly possessed you to think that you could show up here again ? tess : i do n't know . i guess i sort of missed you . [ scene_break ] john : yeah , i want you to canvass the buildings around the love center . knock on every door . there was a lot of commotion that night . somebody might 've seen something . thanks . [ knock on door ] john : what now ? ofc . brewer : we got a call about a possible b & e over on the west side . john : all right , take brody , go check it out . ofc . brewer : ok . we 'll be at 345 fuller street . john : ok . wait -- 345 fuller ? ofc . brewer : yeah , apartment 42 . john : that 's evangeline 's apartment . forget brody . i 'm going with you . [ scene_break ] layla : not bad . it is n't l.a. , but -- oh , wow . come on , vange . first round 's on me . what a cutie . mmm . i 'm going to go dance with him . evangeline : oh , uh - uh . there is no way you 're getting involved with rex balsom . layla : his name 's rex ? i like it . sounds sexy . evangeline : uh - uh , uh - uh . layla : what 's the matter with you ? evangeline : what 's the matter with you ? you 've been here for , like , two minutes and you 're already trying to scam on guys ? layla : stop being so old - fashioned . evangeline : i 'm serious , layla , you do n't want to get involved with rex balsom . layla : what , do you want first crack at him ? evangeline : god , no . layla : then what 's the problem ? evangeline : he 's a total player and he ca n't be trusted . layla : i can take care of myself , thanks , mom . evangeline : layla , no . layla : i want to dance . evangeline : not with him . layla : who am i allowed to dance with , o wise one ? evangeline : i do n't know . he 's cute . layla : it looks like he 's got his hands full . that 's the one i want . that 's the one i 'm going to get . evangeline : you know what , you know what , i just -- i thought of the perfect guy , the perfect guy for you . layla : oh , really ? who ? evangeline : him . [ scene_break ] nash : you missed me ? why do i find that hard to believe ? tess : do n't get all full of yourself or anything . it 's not like i want to be best friends . nash : oh , what do you want ? tess : i want to just have fun . you like to have fun , right ? we were having fun at that party until -- well , until that guy drugged me . nash : yeah . [ glass breaks ] tess : i 'll handle it , i 'll handle it . [ music stops ] man : dude , where 's the fuse box ? tess : the electricity 's fine , guys . the party 's over , though . [ partygoers groan ] tess : come on , no , seriously , everybody hit the bricks . out . out , out , out . yeah , out . man : nice crib , dude , thanks . tess : nice to meet you . goodbye . see you later . man : thanks . tess : bye . man : see you later , tess . tess : see ya . i will figure out a way to pay you back for the stuff that they broke . nash : hey , maybe you could hock this after all . i got a better idea . why do n't you tell me who antonio and jessica are and what your connection to them is ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : antonio . hi . i apologize in advance for what i 'm about to ask you , but can you dance with my sister ? antonio : evangeline -- evangeline : listen , listen , listen , you 'll be saving her from the clutches of rex balsom . layla : hey , boss . whatever it is she 's telling you , it is n't true . evangeline : layla -- antonio : actually , i was -- i was just telling your sister i was in the mood to dance . layla : any good ? antonio : you ? layla : definitely . but just for the record , i know she put you up to this . antonio : so you 're not interested in dancing ? [ scene_break ] adriana : there he is . hey . rex : hey . have n't seen you guys here in a while . adriana : i wanted to make sure you were ok . is there any news about natalie ? rex : not yet . duke : i 'll let you know if i hear anything from the buchanan end . rex : thanks , man . i appreciate it . and i appreciate you coming by . it means a lot to me . [ scene_break ] hugh : ok , if you want to get wasted , i guess that is your business . marcie : mm - hmm . damn straight , hugh ! jett : i have to get up in a couple of hours . hugh : oh , is it that late ? i 'll take you home . jett : i called a cab . marcie : oh , bye , model ! bye - bye ! hugh : marcie -- marcie : i guess you blew it with her , huh ? hugh : really enjoying yourself , are n't you ? marcie : oh , i 'm beginning to . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] evangeline : evangeline williamson . what ? my alarm went off ? yeah , yeah , i 'm going to head over there right now , ok ? thank you . evangeline : hey , you guys , hey -- excuse me . i got to run home for one second . i 'll be right back , ok , as soon as i can , ok ? antonio : is everything ok ? evangeline : fine , fine . [ scene_break ] nash : so what do you say ? the truth about jessica and antonio and your connection to them in exchange for this very expensive and hockable bracelet . tess : never heard of them . won it in a poker game . nash : oh , come on , you 're lying . and i 'll bet you 're not much better of a bluffer , either . come on , i heard you talking about jessica when you were talking to yourself -- tess : ok ! god , you 're right . i do know jessica . we 're -- we 're kind of the same person . [ scene_break ] john : police ! evangeline ? ofc . brewer : clear ! john : this is all clear . john : freeze ! john : you ok ? you all right ? evangeline : i 'll be fine . john : ok . evangeline : as soon as my heart stops pounding . what happened here ? john : got a call about a break - in . when i realized it was your place , i thought it might 've something to do with -- evangeline : i know . i know , i thought -- i thought the same thing when the security company called me . my god . what happened ? what happened ? john : we do n't know yet . ofc . brewer : you 'd better take a look at this , lieutenant . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] duke : it 's b.e . i got to take it . rex : listen , it was nice talking to you at the quarry . adriana : i 've never seen that side of you before . rex : which one ? adriana : the guy that really cares about his sister . it must be so hard for you not knowing where she is . rex : yeah . adriana : well , look , if you ever need to talk , you can call me -- anytime . duke : uh -- no , i 'm sorry . say that again ? [ scene_break ] hugh : easy , easy there . marcie : whoo ! that was wild . hugh : i know -- i know we decided that -- marcie : hugh ! hugh : i know we decided it was none of my business , but i 'm reneging . you 're officially cut off . marcie : aw . [ scene_break ] antonio : why do you think your sister took off like that ? layla : she probably had to bail a client out or something . thanks for the dance . i hope it was n't too weird dancing with an employee and all . antonio : oh , no , i 'm not that kind of boss . do n't let anyone know i said that . you 're a pretty good dancer . layla : i 'd better be . i 've been taking lessons since i was 3 -- tap , jazz , ballet -- flamenco , if you can believe that . you 're not bad , either . you have that latin sexy thing going on . antonio : oh , right , the latin sexy thing . no , actually , i enjoy dancing . with the right partner , it kind of makes you forget about everything . layla : hmm . i know you have a girlfriend . but if i had a guy as hot as you , i would n't let you out of my sight . nash : what do you mean , you 're kind of the same person ? tess : sort of . we 're twins . nash : you 're kidding me . there 's another one of you out there ? tess : yeah . jess and tess . pretty lame , huh ? nash : oh , no , i think it 's kind of cute . but that does n't explain why you 've got her bracelet . tess : jessica 's dead . [ scene_break ] duke : yeah , we can handle that in the morning . i 've got a situation here i have to deal with . so , what 'd i miss ? [ scene_break ] marcie : i 'm still thirsty . hugh : you can drink all the water you want when you get home . in fact , i recommend it . i 'm putting you in a cab . marcie : no , no , just -- just wait one second . i just -- i just need to -- hugh : need to wh ? [ marcie vomits ] hugh : those are -- those are $ 200 shoes . marcie : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . antonio : listen , i got to talk to somebody . i 'll take you back to evangeline 's . layla : it 's still early . i have n't even danced with anyone yet . antonio : excuse me ? layla : oh , you do n't count . you 're already taken . [ scene_break ] nash : i 'm sorry , i had no idea your sister had passed away . what happened ? tess : she -- uh -- she wound up in a mental institution , and when she was in there , she committed suicide . nash : sorry , that must have been tough , being your twin sister and everything . tess : yeah . it 's weird . i mean , we were complete opposites and we did n't get along . but when push came to shove , jessica was always there . could always count on her to clean up all my messes . i miss that . nash : yeah . hey . [ scene_break ] evangeline : the killer was in my home , john ! john : i know . go downstairs , brewer , check the lobby , check the garage . i want every inch of this building tossed . evangeline : natalie . [ next_on ] michael : marcie ? what are you doing , and who 's that ? tess : i do n't even like you . nash : yeah , i do n't like you , either . evangeline : she 's still alive , john . you 're going to find her .
evangeline and layla get settled in for a bit . they talk about john and about their mom . layla wants to go to ultraviolet and talks evangeline into going . layla seems interested in rex , but evangeline wants her to stay away from him . rex asks jett and hugh if they need anything , and while he 's talking to jett about modeling hugh makes sure that marcie is okay . marcie says she 's fine and says it 's none of his business how much she drinks . a woman comes into the police station to talk to john and tells him what she saw the night of the kidnappings , that she 's sure she saw natalie . john tells the officer in the room to check out the woman 's story when she leaves and he 's hesitant , but does it . john goes to evangeline 's when told of a possible break in and points the gun at evangeline when she shows up , not knowing it 's her . the officer finds a letter for john and also inside the envelope is a lock of natalie 's hair . antonio speaks to dr. jamison about jessica , who says he ca n't tell him anything . he does tell him that last he heard she was in good hands . antonio is worried about her . tess brings a party over to nash 's house and he 's upset at her . two things break , and she tells everyone to leave after the second thing was broken . they leave and she tells him about jessica , saying she died because she committed suicide in a mental institution . he hugs her , and then they kiss .
viki : david vickers -- how 's he doing ? i 'm sorry he 's giving you a hard time . no , no , no , i 'm laughing bec -- that 's david being david . ok , thank you very much . good night , good night . oh , god , take care of both of them , please . [ scene_break ] sarah : let go of me ! you ca n't do this ! cristian : yes , we can . rex : i think we are . sarah : well , it 's wrong . you know , i thought you two were cool , but you 're both jerks . let me go , or i 'll kick your asses . rex : oh , you -- you might be able to kick mine , but as for the ex - champ , i think you 're going to have your hands full . cristian : i do n't know , rex . she says -- if she says she can , then maybe she can . rex : it 's time to see your family . sarah : no . i do n't want to see them . cristian : look , sneaking around like this is getting real old , and they 're going to find out you 're here sooner or later anyway . sarah : i prefer later . rex : you went to see jessica at the hospital . obviously , you care about them . sarah : yeah , of course i care . it does n't mean i want to see them . cristian : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . [ scene_break ] clint : i just wanted to stop by and let you know i just saw jessica . viki : uh - huh ? clint : she looks good , feels good . she 's very upbeat that this transplant is going to work . viki : well , that 's what i 'm praying for . do you think we could possibly put aside our petty little issues for a while and focus on what 's important ? clint : well , the only thing on my mind is jessica 's health . viki : you know , clint , david vickers gave half of his liver to jessica -- that was really generous . without him , we would be talking about -- well , the unthinkable , and i really think that your resentment of david would be the last thing on your mind . clint : yeah . he 's one hell of a guy . viki : without him , jessie could be dead . clint : yeah , i understand that . on the other hand , it does n't make him a saint . viki : well , who 's talking about sainthood ? clint : david vickers is not the good samaritan that you think he is , viki . in fact , the truth is -- [ pounding on door ] clint : what the hell is that ? rex : we have a package for you . cristian : yeah , and you do n't really need to sign for it . clint : sarah ? viki : sarah ? [ scene_break ] dorian : so if you look at it one way , `` i `` am the one who saved jessica 's life . after all , it was my idea to go all the way up to the prison and -- and get david to be tested , and then , of course , i encouraged him to go through with it . so , after all , what can happen except that clint 's affection for me will exponentially increase ? blair : you are a piece of work . dorian : thank you . speaking of which , what are you working on ? blair : i 'm looking at my website . dorian : you have a website ? blair : yeah . i created one to help find todd . people can anonymously , you know , log on and leave tips and sightings -- you know , things like that . dorian : mm - hmm . and how many people have left tips and sightings anonymously ? blair : put a sock in it . dorian : ooh . starr : you know , britney , i think you should become a writer . you 're always making up secrets that cole could be hiding from me . what is it now ? is he a cyclops ? is he an alien , a spy ? britney : you know , you might think that i 'm happy to be telling you this , but what i 'm about to say could possibly ruin your life , or your mothers , or maybe both . it 's about your father . [ scene_break ] marty : so i have a confession to make . john : can i talk to you in my office ? marty : no , john . this is going to be made public soon enough , and i need to just spit it out right here and right now . bo : well , maybe we ought to take this into my office until we know what we 're dealing with . marty : miles has been holding todd manning . [ scene_break ] sarah : hi , grandpa , aunt viki . viki : hi . clint : i 'm not sure i understand what 's going on . rex : sorry to bust in on you like this , but sarah 's been here in llanview with us for the past couple of days , and we thought it might be nice for her to drop by and say hello . viki : honey , why did n't you tell us you were here ? sarah : you had so much going on -- with jessica 's surgery and everything -- i thought , you know , me appearing and everything , would be kind of distracting . um , so i decided to keep my distance -- which i did , until now . clint : well , it 's times like these that families need to be together . sarah : yeah , i guess . so , here we are -- together . [ scene_break ] starr : you came here to talk to me about my father ? britney : you 're really happy , are n't you , starr , with everything and with cole ? starr : so this is totally about cole ? britney : and about your father . i know that he 's missing , and it really sucks . i mean , i 'm sorry , because it makes everything a lot worse than it has to be , does n't it ? right ? i mean , like , life , and things with you and cole ? starr : oh , wow , that is so sweet . you came here to help me -- by telling me something that would ruin my life ? britney : and your mother 's . starr : why are you doing this to me ? why ca n't you just leave me alone ? britney : because , starr , i do n't think that i could sleep at night knowing what i know and knowing that you do n't know . starr : about my dad ? britney : yeah . starr : are you trying to tell me that you think you know where my dad is ? britney : yeah , i do . [ scene_break ] dorian : so have there been any responses ? blair : no . it 's like todd fell off the face of the earth . what 's that look about ? dorian : if todd is gone , it might be best for you and the children . blair : i ca n't believe that you 're saying this . dorian : i just think that you and the children will be better off without todd . [ scene_break ] miles : i do n't know what she 's saying or why she 's saying this . bo : really ? marty , are you telling us that miles kidnapped manning ? miles : no . she 's not saying that , because it 's not true . cole : you can knock off the act , miles . it 's over , just confess and get it over with . john : all right , where is manning right now ? marty : i do n't know , but he does . miles : no , i -- look , i do n't know what you 're saying , marty , and i do n't know why you 're saying this , but i think you have your facts wrong . marty : just shut up , ok , miles ? just shut up . the secrets are stopping right re , and this moment on , you 're not holding anything over me or anybody else . bo : what was he holding over you ? john : think carefully about what you 're about to say . marty : i have . i have thought long and hard about it . miles : no , you have n't . listen to me , marty -- john : shut up ! bo : shut up , laurence , let her talk . marty : all i know is that he was holding todd manning . i do n't know why , but he was . and that 's not his only secret -- he was blackmailing me into marrying him so he would n't tell you my secret . bo : which is -- marty : i killed spencer truman . john : you want to handle this manning situation , give me five minutes alone with her ? bo : i 'm going to need answers -- from both of you . john : i know . come on . marty : it 's ok . i know what i 'm doing . cole : dead miles walking . bo : so how about you ? is there anything that you would like to tell me ? miles : only that this is a big misunderstanding . bo : oh , i think that it 's a whole lot more than that . all right , you do n't want to talk to me , then why do n't you take about 10 steps backwards and drop your butt in that chair over there and do n't move . natalie : is this some kind of screwed - up joke ? bo : i do n't know . but i know marty , and she would n't do something like this for no reason . john : unbelievable . marty : i mean , john , i know what you 're thinking , but there are things you do n't know . john : obviously . so why do n't you tell me some of those things ? marty : i had to do this . john : `` miles was holding todd . i killed spencer truman . `` you did n't even take a breath between those two statements . i mean , why did n't you come talk to me before you started spewing that to the whole world ? marty : look , i -- i 'm sorry . i -- i probably should 've , but -- look , i did what i had to do , i did n't feel i had any option . john : you just publicly said you killed truman . you know , it 's going to be a little hard to make that a do - over . marty : i do n't want it to be a do - over . john : i do n't know -- you did n't say anything on the record . i dot know -- maybe we -- maybe there 's some -- some way we can put this all back together . marty : just listen to me , i do n't want to put anything back together . john : do you have any idea what you 're doing ? marty : yes . yes -- i 'm putting it out in the open , where it should 've been to begin with . look , patients -- when they come to me , i tell them i ca n't help them unless they -- unless they open up , ok ? because only then can there be closure and healing , and that is what i am doing . i am opening up so i can have some closure and some healing for me , and more importantly , for my son . john : well , i do n't know anything about closure , because i do n't got any answers , but i got a hell of a lot of questions . marty : yeah , and the answer to one of those questions is me . i did it , i killed spencer . john : yeah , you 're jumping to conclusions . you 're doing that again , all right , and as a general rule , that 's something we do n't like to do around here . marty : john , i -- i had the scissors in my hand . i had the murder weapon in my hand , and then i black out -- you fill in the blanks . john : that 's what i 've been trying to do . marty : yeah , well -- well , i filled them in , and the only logical conclusion is that i did it . john : why are you doing this ? marty : for my son . i 'm doing this for my son . natalie : how much time are you going to give john with marty ? bo : i 'll give him as much time as he needs . has he said anything to you ? natalie : like what ? bo : about anything . you know , i 'm just trying to get some idea of how much of what marty just told us came as a surprise to john . [ knock on door ] bo : come in . man : you got a minute ? bo : richmond , i 'm busy . what is it ? richmond : so i 'm down here covering the crack house story , and there 's buzz that truman 's shrink , marty saybrooke , just confessed to the truman murder . any chance of getting an exclusive ? cole : what you got there in your hands ? oh , nothing ? yeah , that 's what i thought . but you thought you were holding something , did n't you ? holding something over me and my mom ? i hate to break it to you , but you have nothing . your twisted little party -- well , it 's over . miles : you told your mom about todd , did n't you ? that 's why she 's saying this ? you told her about our little secret ? cole : no , she told me that she killed spencer . this is how she wanted to handle the situation -- by telling the truth -- and you know what ? i admire that . and that 's exactly what i 'm going to do . i 'm going to tell the truth . everything you 've done to todd is going to come out . miles : you know that secret that we had about todd ? cole : yeah ? miles : that was a very big secret , cole . you did n't say anything to anyone yet , did you ? the police ? your girlfriend , todd 's daughter ? i know you told your mom , but your mom 's not going to say anything because she does n't want to get her son to go to juvenile hall . have you ever thought about what this could do to you -- not me , besides me ? what it 'll do to you legally , personally ? cole : it was wrong of me to keep that secret . [ scene_break ] starr : you have spent your whole life trying to break me and cole up , but that is n't enough , is it ? you had to use my missing dad to hurt me ? britney : do you really think that i would come all the way over here and say that i knew something when i actually did n't ? how stupid do you think i am ? starr : tell me what you know about my dad , and then get out . where is he , britney ? you do n't know anything about my dad . britney : i do n't know where your dad is . starr : then get out . britney : i do n't know where your dad is , but i know someone who does -- cole . [ scene_break ] blair : do you ever even listen to yourself , dorian ? one minute you hate todd , the next , i lose his child , and you 're suddenly his biggest supporter ? now he goes missing for a few weeks , and you hate him again . you know what i think ? i think that you 're beginning to realize how nice it is to have me all to yourself , now that he 's , like , out of the picture . dorian : are you going to give me a chance to explain to you what i do think ? blair : go right ahead , the floor 's open . dorian : todd is gone . whether it 's his own doing or not , it does n't matter . i am a realist , ok ? todd is not coming back this time . how long are you going to hold out false hope ? blair : i will hold out `` hope `` forever . [ scene_break ] sarah : and the band was so hot in london that i booked a world tour . and so when i left -- clint : you know , your dad said that he barely got a `` goodbye `` out of you . sarah : oh , yeah , i was -- it was one of those `` we 've got a gig in germany , so we 've got to leave , like , now `` kind of things . but we have been everywhere . it 's been so awesome . viki : sarah , you 've been drawing on the account your father set up for you . so on top of the money you 're making from your tour -- i mean , gosh , you must be living a very expensive lifestyle . sarah : life on the road is expensive . and i -- you know , i do n't mind treating myself every now and then . but i have n't been dusting my savings -- it 's not a ton of money . clint : no , cord said he barely heard from you , except for the occasional post card . sarah : managing a band is a lot harder than you think -- i barely have time to brush my teeth . rex : they still look pretty white to me . sarah : i said `` barely have time . `` just because i 'm hanging with a rock band does n't mean i 've given up personal hygiene . viki : well . it certainly was an unorthodox way of reappearing , was n't it -- having cristian and rex just drop you on my doorstep . rex : we 've been kind of taking care of her for a while . clint : yeah , that 's what you said earlier . cristian : sarah left out some of the story . clint : oh , did she , now ? sarah : huh -- i ran into cristian and rex , and it was so cool to see them that we took some time to talk about stuff and do some catching up . clint : uh - huh . you ran into them here in llanview ? sarah : i 've been hanging with them . viki : doing what ? sarah : i checked on jessica . viki : oh . sarah : i -- i was worried , but it seems like she 's doing really well , and getting married to that guy -- clint : nash . sarah : yeah , nash . how cool is that ? viki : so `` where `` did you run into cristian and rex ? rex : chicago , illinois . [ scene_break ] dorian : and perhaps you could refresh my memory here . when you first started looking for todd , i thought it was for the sake of the children . now it seems to me you 're looking for todd because you 're still in love with him . blair : does it matter ? dorian : well , i 'm just kind of surprised at this shift in your priorities . blair : the whole time i was in chicago , i -- i just wanted to see his face . dorian : oh , blair , do you think it 's wise r you to reconcile with todd ? blair : it 's what i want . [ scene_break ] britney : i did n't want to know . i overheard cole telling his father . starr : that guy is not his father . britney : oh , stepfather -- whatever . anyway , i figured he would tell you , but , obviously , he did n't . starr : why am i surprised that you would do something like this ? you played that slide show at halloween and let every one of the kids at school know that my dad raped someone . britney : cole 's mother . anyway , i told you i was sorry . starr : you have spent every waking minute of your life trying to break us apart with your little lies and your little tricks , but it never worked , britney , it only made us closer . britney : yeah ? then ask your boyfriend . starr : i am not going to ask him anything , because he would never lie to me -- especially about something that big . britney : are you positive ? [ scene_break ] cole : whatever happens to us , my mom and i will deal with it . but i know one thing for sure -- you 're no longer going to control us anymore . miles : oh . natalie : cole , are you all right ? cole : yeah , i 'm ok . i just want to know how my mom is doing . natalie : is this true ? miles : i do n't know why my wife is doing this . maybe we 'll find out after she 's done talking to detective mcbain . natalie : well , you guys just need to be careful . that reporter over there -- he found out about marty confessing , tried to get a story out of uncle bo but could n't get one . but then i heard that he was calling his news desk to tell them what he knows . richmond : no , i could n't get anything out of the commissioner . miles : what else did he hear ? natalie : well , he did n't hear about you and todd , if that 's what you 're asking . miles : oh , god , this -- this whole thing 's a nightmare . cole : do n't worry , miles . you 're about to wake up . bo : so you do n't remember committing the crime ? but when you did remember , then you could n't decide whether to come forward or not ? marty : that 's right . i was worried about my son . bo : your first memory was of holding the scissors ? marty : yes . john : but you have no memory of stabbing truman ? bo : i 'm going to assume that she just told you about all of this right now . john : ok . bo : ok . let 's not answer our questions for her . john : you 're absolutely right . bo : yeah . maybe it 'd be a good idea if i do the asking right -- right now , ok ? john : very good idea . bo : all right , thanks . you do n't remember stabbing truman ? marty : no . i do n't remember actually stabbing him . but i remember seeing him attacking blair , i remember the scissors in my hand -- there are n't a lot of pieces missing . bo : so miles is holding todd manning out there somewhere , and you killed spencer truman ? marty : why would i confess to something i did n't do ? why would i accuse miles of something he did n't do ? that does n't make any sense . bo : well , i think the keyword here right now is , `` why `` ? why now ? why the change of heart ? why your husband ? are you protecting someone ? marty : no . yes , yes , i am protecting my son . bo : from what ? marty : from a -- a home full of lies , from a mother and a stepfather who are pretending to be something that they 're not . bo : when did cole find out that you killed truman ? marty : he -- he just found out about it today . and that 's why he came down here with me -- to stand by me . i wanted him to see his mother finally doing the right thing . bo : and your husband ? marty : what about him ? bo : well , i think from his reaction out there , he did n't tell you that he was holding todd manning . who did ? [ scene_break ] sarah : it 's not like i was living in chicago . i was just there for a while . clint : what 's in chicago ? sarah : music . it has a really happening music scene . clint : that 's it ? sarah : and it 's not here . viki : well , what 's wrong with here ? sarah : i like my freedom . i like to travel , when and where i want . you know ? llanview feels like a prison to me . clint : what about london ? sarah : london ? my dad 's in london , that 's what about london . we used to fight all the time . and my mother ? yeah , she 's a real perfect mom . i think i can count the amount of times she 's called me on my right pinky . she does n't care what happens to me . i was doing fine in chicago until this . clint : yeah , i 'm not quite sure what -- what `` this `` is , and why are the two of you right in the middle of it . rex : would you like to field this one ? cristian : we 're not going to lie for you , sarah . [ rex whistles ] sarah : ok . damn . i have n't been on the road . i was for a little while , a tiny little while , but i 've been living in chicago for a long time . viki : and the post cards to your father ? sarah : i have friends all over the world . most of them are on tour . ok ? happy ? they made it , and i did n't . the post cards keep my parents from coming after me . clint : so , you have been lying to your parents for , what , a couple of years now ? sarah : i guess that 's what it is . viki : why , sarah ? were you in some sort of trouble ? sarah : no . no trouble . just been living small with a dusting of trust fund here and there . i just did n't want everybody to know i w a loser . viki : oh , honey , not making it in the most competitive industry in this world does not make you a loser . sarah : well , i felt like one . [ scene_break ] marty : i 'd rather not say how i found out about miles . but let 's just say now that i know , i 'm not going to let him get away with what he 's done , just like i 'm not going to let myself get away with what i 've done . bo : i do n't know . do you believe her ? do you think that she killed truman ? john : no . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , i 'm supposed to believe you ? britney : huh , it 's the truth . starr : you are , and have always been , a liar . cole has never lied to me , and i 'm supposed to believe you over him ? britney : well , from your reaction , i guess not . but when you find out that your little boyfriend knows where your daddy is -- starr : shut up , britney ! just shut up ! cole would never hide something like that from me . and he would definitely tell me if he knew where my dad is . blair : hey , hey , what 's all this yelling about ? starr , you 're yelling about your father ? [ scene_break ] todd : god , i realize that you hate me -- please -- todd : ahem . thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] clint : sarah , you know , do n't you , that we 're going to have to tell your parents that you 're here ? sarah : yeah . i figured you would . but good luck finding my mom . she 's where i got my run - and - hide genes . clint : yeah . where have you been staying while you 've been in llanview ? rex : at my place . clint : at your place ? rex : just so we could keep an eye on her . cristian : she was staying with a guy in chicago , and this guy did something that sarah would rather not have you or anyone else know about . rex : would you like to tell them what your friend did to your uncle ? blair : so i 'm going to ask you again -- what was all the yelling about ? starr : no -- it 's no big deal . britney was just doing what she does best . britney : i had something kind of important to tell starr . that 's not exactly the type of thing you want to do over the phone , if you know what i mean . blair : no , britney , i do n't know what you mean , since you and starr are n't friends . starr : she was actually on her way out . britney : no , actually , i think you need to hear this . starr : no , i really do n't . blair : ok , was the yelling about your father ? do y know something about todd ? do you ? dorian : blair , i need to see you in here . blair : dorian , i 'm in the middle of something . dorian : blair , there is news . blair : what ? dorian : marty saybrooke has just confessed to the murder of spencer truman . starr : what ? blair : well , why would she kill spencer ? dorian : it 's still a breaking story . i know she 's the last person on earth you 'd think would kill spencer , but -- starr : cole must be freaking out . britney : well , i 'll go find him . starr : i do n't think so . britney : excuse me . blair : this does n't even make any sense . starr : i need to go down to the police department . cole does n't have a dad . he 's probably sitting there all alone . he needs me . dorian : i do feel badly for him . i mean , if marty murdered spencer -- starr : hey , just because she was arrested does n't mean that she 's guilty . you should know that more than anyone , aunt dorian . blair : hey , why do n't you watch your tone there ? starr : you , too . marty has n't been arrested as many times as you have . dorian : watch your tone ! blair : it does n't mean that she 's innocent , starr . dorian : and there 's a first time for everything , even murder . blair : yeah . starr : you two are absolutely unbelievable . blair : are you calling cole ? starr : no , mom , i am calling a cab to get me there ! i have a lot of experience keeping parents out of jail . blair : well , put your phone away . come on , i 'll take you . come on . dorian : well , young lady , would you like to explain to me what is going on ? britney : you know , i 'm sure starr would , you know , explain it much better , so -- um -- no , i guess that 's it , then . [ scene_break ] marty : look , i killed him . i am confessing . take my statement and book me so i can help my son get through this . please . bo : ok . ok , we 'll do that . but this conversation is not over yet . i think you both know that . natalie : well , i 'm not even going to pretend to know what 's going on here . i mean , this is really , really bizarre . all i can say is that i hope that what marty is saying about you is not true . and i also hope that what marty is saying about killing spencer is n't true for your sake . miles : my only priority is protecting my family . cole : i 'm not your damn family , and neither is my mom ! natalie : look , good luck . good luck to you , too . i got to go . miles : you need to think about this very slowly and carefully , son . you could lose everything -- your mother , your girlfriend , your freedom -- everything . remember , you came down to the storage room and found todd , and you did n't say a word to anyone . cole : and he was drugged by you , and you were blackmailing me , which is what you do best . so i 'm going to tell them the truth . i 'm going to tell them everything , including how you wanted me to kill todd for you . and do n't you ever , ever call me `` son `` again . marty : cole -- cole : are you ok ? marty : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm fine . i really am . cole : good . then it 's my turn . marty : no , no , sweetie , look , do n't . do n't do this . just do n't say a word . let me handle it , ok ? cole : mom , today you told me that you were going to teach me how to take responsibly . so now , let me . my mom was holding something back when she was telling you about miles and todd . it was n't just anybody who told her . i told her . [ scene_break ] todd : god , give me some kind of signal . oh . viki : your uncle ? wait a minute , back up . you were in chicago . blair went to chicago looking for todd . clint : and rex said your friend did something to your uncle . sarah : yeah . viki : do you know where todd is ? sarah : i did . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] natalie : natalie buchanan . yeah , yeah , ok um -- hang on , let me get a pen . what 's your fax number ? uh - huh . ok . great . i -- i 'll try to get those figures to you by midnight . thanks . if i ever get off the phone . john : looks to me like a little low to the left . natalie : are you trying to rattle me ? john : i would n't think of it . natalie : good . because i do n't rattle . [ natalie shoots ] natalie : and i do n't joke . john : no , you do n't . [ scene_break ] miles : you should be very careful about what you say , cole . john : shut up , laurence . bo : sit down . marty : please , sweetie . please do n't do this . cole : look , mom , i have to . do you understand ? this whole thing 's been eating at me . i 'm sick and tired of it . i need to get it out , all of it . bo : ok . cole , let 's hear it . cole : i knew who had mr. manning , and i 've known for a while . it 's miles . bo : is manning all right ? cole : i do n't know . bo : why did n't you tell us about this when you first found out ? cole : i was afraid . miles has a tape , and he played it for me , and on that tape , my mom says that she killed spencer . and he said that he would play it and tell everyone that she killed him if i said anything about seeing mr. manning . john : you 're saying this son of a bitch blackmailed you into keeping quiet ? bo : john -- john , we do n't want to blow this case on a technicality . bo : how long have you known that miles was holding manning ? cole : for a while now . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] dorian : this is blair cramer 's phone . todd : dorian -- dorian : yes , this is dorian lord . who 's this ? todd : i got to talk to blair . dorian : todd ? [ next_on ] rex : what do you want ? adriana : it 's about tate . dorian : todd manning is alive . i just spoke to him on the phone . sarah : they wanted him out of the picture , permanently . hunter : i 'm with manning now . what should i do with him ?
marty confesses all to bo and john . she tells them that she is the one who killed spencer truman . john and bo do n't really believe her . rex and cristian force sarah to come to llanfair to confront viki and clint . at first , sarah lies as to where she had been , but then she confesses all about todd , and how hunter held him hostage . dorian takes all the credit for persuading david to get tested to see if he was a complete match for jessica . blair tells dorian about the web site that she designed in order to find todd . britney tells starr that what she is about to tell her could ruin her life or her mother 's . todd comes too , and begins to look around . marty also tells bo and john that miles had been holding todd manning . starr does n't believe britney that cole lied to her about todd 's whereabouts . blair hears the screaming and wonders what they are screaming about . blair can not seem to get a straight answer from starr or britney . dorian comes out and reveals that marty has been arrested for the murder of spencer truman . blair drives starr to the police station . blair and starr arrive at the police station just in time to hear cole say that he knew that miles had been holding todd hostage . todd finds a cell phone and calls dorian .
cole : i was about to grab some lunch for you and hope . i thought you were home with her . starr : my grandma 's with her . i went to visit james . cole : i guess you still feel pretty guilty about ... starr : shooting him ? almost killing him ? cole : it was an accident . starr : still ... cole : i remember . starr : oh , yeah , i guess you would . um , anyway , i just went to see if he was okay . cole : is he ? starr : yeah , he is . cole : so when are they releasing him ? starr : does n't really matter because i told james that i 'm not seeing him anymore . cole : why not ? [ scene_break ] [ langston drops keys ] dorian : huh . langston : huh . do n't mind me . dorian : huh . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , my god , mom ! what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] mrs. williamson : why are you in such a rush , cristian ? why are you in such a hurry to go to my house and rummage through my daughter 's things ? cristian : i 'm just trying to help , ma'am . cristian : my daughter does not need your help , and yes , layla , i am familiar with all your sister 's papers , and no , she did not write any document giving anyone permission to kill her . layla : mom , it is n't -- mrs. williamson : why are you even involved in this , layla ? layla : what are you talking about ? i 'm evangeline 's sister . mrs. williamson : and i am her mother , and i make the decisions about her care . you -- you are just a visitor . layla : are you sure she wants to live on those machines ? mrs. williamson : i am sure that she wants to live . how many times do i have to say it ? she would want us to do everything , take every step to ensure her survival ! layla : well , if that 's what she truly wants , then that 's what we 'll do . mrs. williamson : evangeline will come back from this because her will to live is too strong for her to give up like you have . and if you are not careful , i will have you barred from seeing her because your negativity can not possibly be good for her health . layla : i 'm sure she 'd appreciate that i see things for what they are . mrs. williamson : whatever you need , sweetheart , to make yourself feel better . i am going home to get some of her favorite things so that she will know that she is coming home soon . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , uh , it , uh , it 's a long story . natalie : well , we 've got time . jessica : uh , where 's charlie ? viki : oh , uh , charlie , well , he -- david : the passionate kiss that your mother and i were sharing was completely innocent . natalie : really ? jessica : it did n't look very innocent . david : good . it was n't supposed to look innocent . it was supposed to look hot and steamy . natalie : it was ? david : yes . because we were rehearsing . as you know , i 'm an actor . i have what we in the trade call a call - back . natalie : for what , a remake of `` american gigolo `` ? jessica : oh , is this part of the call - back ? david : it 's a european movie . about a charismatic hunk who does n't seem to age , who 's irish , and he shows the ways of love to a slightly repressed but beautiful woman . your mother was nice enough to help me get comfortable with the part . natalie : mom ? viki : hmm ? natalie : is that true ? viki : well , you know , um , um , what i can say is that what you saw is not at all what you thought you saw . so , what can i do for you two , hmm ? natalie : first of all , do n't even think about eating one of these toxic muffins . jessica : oh , yeah . unless you want to lose a whole bunch of weight really fast . viki : what are you talking about ? natalie : david poisoned us . [ scene_break ] dorian : uh , sweetheart , uh , let me explain . langston : no . i do n't want you to explain . dorian : we were just , um -- charlie : yeah , yeah , we were just -- langston : no , no , no . what i mean is , i do n't need you to explain . dorian : you do n't ? why not ? langston : are you kidding me ? who am i to judge after everything that i did to markko ? all the lying , all the cheating . you two can do whatever you want . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm not going to see james anymore because , well , what 's the point ? cole : i thought you two were friends . starr : come on . just because you get stuck with someone for a few days does n't mean that you 're friends . cole : well , you seemed pretty worried about him at the hospital . starr : because i shot him . i mean , that 's it . the only reason why we met in the first place was because i was in the wrong place at the wrong time , and it 's not like we have anything in common . cole : yeah , except for stealing cars . starr : yeah . like i ever want to do that again . so what do you say ? do you think my grandma would want some empanadas ? cole : empanadas ? starr : yeah . we 're not too far from the buenos dias , so maybe we could go and grab a couple and bring them back to my house , and my brothers can have some and sam 's been on this spicy food kick lately so -- cole : starr , starr ... you okay ? starr : yeah , i 'm fine . i -- i mean , i -- markko ? markko : oh , hey ! starr : hi ! markko : hey . starr : oh , wow ! i have n't seen you in such a long time . how are you doing ? markko : well , i mean , i think the real question is how are you guys ? you ca n't pick up a newspaper in this town without seeing your faces on it . cole : oh , hannah led me on a wild goose chase , and i was stupid enough to follow her . and starr ended up on the run with -- markko : yeah . uh , ford 's brother . i read about it . what was his name again ? starr : james . markko : right . well , i hope james is n't anything like his brother . starr : no , nothing like him . markko : well , so how are you guys ? are you two okay ? cole : yeah , i guess . starr : we 're fine . i -- markko : i mean , are you , you know , finally back together ? starr : well , we -- we never actually broke up . cole : hey , you know , the last time i saw you , we were both in jail . markko : ha . yeah , yeah . and you told me that you had just asked starr to stop coming to see you . cole : yeah , so you thought that we had broken up . markko : yeah , but you did n't . so i mean , that 's great . tell me everything . cole : uh , well , you know how hannah convinced me that starr 's dad was the one that pushed my mom down the stairs ... markko : i just read it in the `` sun . `` so it was really hannah the whole time ? cole : just like starr thought . markko : kind of an `` i told you so . `` starr : huh . she fooled a lot of people . cole : she tried to make me believe a lot of things that were n't true , but that 's all behind us now . starr : yeah , it 's about time . i mean , i feel like we 've been apart for forever . markko : yeah , but now cole 's out on bail , you made your way back . starr : yeah , and we 're just really happy that we get to be home with hope . cole : hey , why do n't you move back in with us ? markko : thanks , but , uh , i ca n't . starr : well , why not ? i mean , langston moved back with aunt dorian , so -- markko : actually , this does n't have anything to do with langston . [ scene_break ] charlie : i 'll be out on the terrace . dorian : thank you , charles . sweetheart , um , did markko contact you ? langston : yeah , he did . we had a long talk . dorian : good . you 're back together again . langston : no , we 're not . even though you tried to talk him into taking me back . dorian : huh . evidently i 'm going to have to have another talk with him . the two of you belong together . langston : no , dorian , we do n't . dorian : how can you say that ? langston : because markko and i , we do n't -- we do n't fit together anymore . too much has happened . dorian : at least you talked , that 's a beginning . and maybe you just need time to let things settle and -- langston : markko 's moving to california . dorian : oh . and what is there for him in california ? langston : his future . a really bright one . markko 's going to ucla on a scholarship . dorian : oh . langston : he was supposed to go last year , but he turned them down for me so he could stay here with me , and i threw his loyalty right in his face . dorian : oh . sweetheart . langston : no , dorian , it 's okay . i want him to go . i want him to be happy and successful because he deserves it . dorian : what happened when you went to see him ? langston : we said our good - byes . dorian : and that 's it ? you 're just letting him go ? langston : what else am i supposed to do ? dorian : you can stop him . [ scene_break ] cole : hey , come on -- ha ! living with starr and me and hope was n't that bad , was it ? markko : no , no . it 's , um , i 'm leaving . starr : like on a trip ? markko : i 'm moving to california for good . cole : what do you mean ? when ? markko : tomorrow . [ scene_break ] langston : you want me to go after markko and stop him ? you of all people ? dorian : wait a minute . what do you mean `` me of all people `` ? huh . if the love of my life were riding off into the sunset -- langston : yeah ? what about david ? dorian : what about david ? langston : you never once tried to stop him from leaving . i mean , not that it matters now that you 're macking on charlie banks . dorian : wh - wh - wh -- my relationship with david has nothing to do with yours with markko . for one thing , i do n't want david . langston : [ scoffs ] whatever you say . dorian : however , that boy i saw this morning , he does want you , and you want him . i mean , the two of you belong together . langston : i have to go . dorian : uh , you 're going to stop markko from leaving ? langston : dorian , instead of focusing on my love life , how about you concentrate on your own ? [ scene_break ] david : i did n't poison anybody . noelle made those muffins . noelle 's the one who poisoned you . jessica : we called noelle . natalie : and those are n't her muffins . david : look at you two . it 's like you 've got your own twin language . jessica : you lied . david : it 's called exaggerating . there 's a difference , natalie . jessica : you know i 'm jessica . david : well , how am i supposed to tell you apart ? you 're twins . viki : what is going on here ? what is this bit about poisoning ? have you two been ill ? jessica : i think ill would be an understatement . natalie : yeah . we 've been sick as dogs , and it 's because of those muffins . jessica : ugh . david : do n't look at me ! i 've had two of those muffins , and they 're just fine . your mother will back me up . viki : did you bake these muffins , david ? david : maybe . does it matter ? watch . [ jessica coughs ] viki : well , obviously you two need to get to a doctor because you 're probably coming down with something . david : i hope it is n't contagious . i do n't want my first night at llanfair to be marred by projectile vomiting . natalie : oh ! jessica : oh , and about that . um , david is n't really moving in here , is he ? viki : okay , i 'm going to explain everything to you later on , okay ? but right now , you both need to get to a doctor and find out what 's wrong , okay ? natalie : i think you should do the same . david : back off , jessica . viki : come on , go to the doctor . now . jessica : good luck on your call back . natalie : yeah . invite us to the premiere . jessica : ugh . david : it was n't my muffins . viki : oh , david , let 's forget about the muffins . i 'd like to pick up where we left off . [ scene_break ] charlie : so is everything okay with langston ? dorian : yes . everything is just fine . charlie : oh . oh . i 'm glad . now , um ... exactly where were we ? dorian : no , charlie . i ca n't do this . i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] viki : now , do n't you worry . the girls wo n't interrupt us again , okay ? david : good . that 's good . no . i 'm sorry , viki . i ca n't do this . [ scene_break ] starr : does langston know ? markko : we talked . we could n't work it out . cole : are you sure ? starr : i know that langston regrets everything that happened with ford . i mean , maybe you guys can get past it . markko : it 's not that i ca n't forgive langston . it 's that i ca n't -- i just ca n't forget what she did . i know that if something like that ever happened to you guys , you 'd -- not that you would ever cheat on each other , but you guys could probably find your way back together again , but me and langston -- i mean , as much as me and langston have always wanted to be like you two , you know , destined to be with each other through thick and thin , we 're just not . starr : cole and i did n't always know that we were destined . markko : trust me , you were . and langston and i , we just ... we do n't have it in us to get past everything the way that you guys always seem to . [ scene_break ] layla : why does every conversation with my mom turn into an argument ? cristian : she 's scared of losing her daughter , and she does n't want evangeline to die because she gave up . layla : nobody wants evangeline to die . i just want my mom to do what 's right for my sister . cristian : maybe -- maybe you 'll have better luck if you talk to her at home . you know , maybe she 'll listen to you if evangeline 's not in the next room . layla : i just want her to understand that i 'm not the enemy here . i 'm on her side . i want vange to live , too . cristian : just not like this . layla : it 's not my sister in there . cristian : do you want me to be with you when you talk to your mom ? layla : no . do n't get me wrong . i love you , but -- cristian : i know . i know . me being there is only gon na make this worse . i get it . layla : thanks for always knowing exactly what to say and do . cristian : i love you . layla : love you . cristian : good luck . [ scene_break ] natalie : you did n't believe all that audition stuff , did you ? jessica : uh , yeah , i did because the alternative is unthinkable that mom was actually kissing david vickers . natalie : what do you think they 're doing in there right now ? jessica : ugh ! natalie : i 'll get a -- jessica : no , no . no . it 's okay . it 's a false alarm . i was just thinking about -- uh , whew -- mom and david and -- whew . natalie : yeah . i know . jessica : you know what 's weird ? how come david did n't get sick from those stupid muffins ? natalie : you know , maybe -- maybe he built up an immunity to all the toxins he threw in there . jessica : or maybe mom 's right . maybe we 're actually coming down with something . natalie : if it 's not the muffins , what else could it be ? [ scene_break ] viki : david , we talked about this , about all the reasons that we should be together . david : and all the reasons we should n't be together . viki : yeah , but there are not so many of those . what happened ? why are you turning away from me now ? david : w -- i just had to cover to prevent your daughters from finding out that you 're a wanton woman , too weak to resist me . viki : well , they would understand . i mean , eventually . david : you 're right . i guess they would . i mean , look at me . sex with me would be a real treat for you . but i got to say , after we consummated our simmering passion , there would be no turning back . viki : but i do n't want to turn back , and i thought you did n't either . david : viki , this is very difficult for me to say . but i 've been hiding the truth of what 's really in my heart . or rather i should say ... who 's really in my heart . [ scene_break ] charlie : look , hey , i 'm sorry , dorian , if that kiss made you uncomfortable , but i thought you were the one who wanted to explore our attraction . dorian : i might have wanted to for just a fleeting moment , but now i know that i can not . charlie : really ? why not ? dorian : because langston 's arrival did more than just interrupt our kiss . it reminded me of how emotions can confuse a person about their feelings . you know , the way that i am feeling confused right now . charlie : yeah , you 're confused , but you 're dorian lord . you always know what you want . dorian : ha ha ! normally i do , but , um , i was not being honest with myself . charlie : really ? about what ? i mean , what are you trying to say here ? dorian : langston was not true to her own heart . she compromised her values , and she betrayed somebody who is very good and kind , and i do n't want to do the same thing . charlie : okay . all right , dorian , i understand . dorian : thank you , charlie . because it took me this long to realize that i do have deep and profound feelings -- charlie : i knew it ! you still have feelings for david vickers ! dorian : no . for viki . i ca n't do this because of viki . [ scene_break ] viki : oh . oh , david . i know how difficult it is to really look inside yourself and to see the truth . david : oh . so you understand why i ca n't do this ? viki : yes , i do . i do . you ca n't do this because of -- david : because of you . i ca n't do this because of you , viki . [ scene_break ] charlie : you ca n't go through this because of viki ? dorian : you see , charlie , the last time you and i kept a secret from viki is when we made that pact to kill mitch laurence . it was that bond that brought us so close together . charlie : well , that it did , yeah . dorian : and now it appears that you are confusing the intimacy of that bond with intimacy of another sort . charlie : yeah , okay , maybe , but just a second . there 's no way i am confusing the signals that you were sending me . dorian : signals ? charlie : yeah . dorian : what signals ? ha ha ! those were mere flirtations . charlie : wh -- what are you talking about ? the time you tried to kiss me when jack took that picture ? that was n't innocent . dorian : i never dreamed that you would betray your wife ! charlie : but you were trying to get me to betray my wife ! i mean , look at the way you were just kissing me ! dorian : man up ! you kissed me , and frankly i am appalled at your behavior ! charlie : look , dorian , come on , it takes two to tango . ow ! jeez ! dorian : i hurt you . i hope i hurt you bad ! you have no respect . you have no control . and viki deserves better . and frankly i will not be a party to such a tawdry betrayal . charlie : what are you talking about ? you were just calling her every name in the book ! dorian : that does n't mean that i would try and steal her husband ! charlie : look , dorian , why do n't you come clean here . you did not stop what was happening because of your feelings for viki . you stopped because of feelings for someone else . dorian : huh . [ scene_break ] viki : your feelings for me are what 's stopping you ? should n't it be the opposite ? david : when you said charlie was succumbing to dorian 's charms , i thought , `` finally . viki and i can act out the fantasy she has about me . `` viki : and now we can . david : and we would in a heartbeat ... if only charlie was really falling for dorian , and who would blame him . that woman 's a sexual firecracker . viki : uh , what do you mean by that ? david : viki , i know you would n't think that dorian would n't be the kind of woman who knew her way around a kitchen , but give her a spatula and a 6-burner stove , and she -- wait a second . i see what you 're doing . viki : you do ? david : oh , yeah . you 're using dorian to seduce me , and i like it . viki : so that means that your feelings for dorian ... david : are n't nothing compared to your feelings for charlie , and i 'm telling you something , he 's coming back . and as nice as a roll in the hay with me would be for you , i 'm thinking about your marriage , and what kind of friend would i be if i let you destroy that ? viki : but , david -- david : i know , you 're disappointed . viki : yes . yes , i am . david : of course you are . you 're only human . i got to tell you , i 'm thinking about myself , too , and our friendship . i do n't want to lose you as a friend just to take you on as one of my many lovers . viki : david . you ca n't fool me . why do n't you just admit who this is really about ? [ scene_break ] jessica : uh , thank you . no , no . it 's okay . i understand . um , our gp ca n't see us until tomorrow . natalie : no . i think that 's too long to wait . jessica : you 're right . i do n't want to spread this to brody or bree . natalie : yeah , and if i get john sick right when he 's in the middle of building a case against hannah o'connor , he 's gon na be really upset . jessica : speaking of upset . natalie : okay . [ scene_break ] starr : how can you just go ? i mean , thinking that you might have left the one great love of your life ? wo n't you someday look back and regret it ? you know that -- that you left langston ? markko : langston left me every time she was with ford . cole : look , look , i do n't want markko to leave either , but this is a great opportunity for him to go to ucla . it could help make his career , and it 's not like we wo n't be friends forever . so maybe we should be happy for him instead of making it worse than it already is . starr : okay , you 're right . i 'm s -- i 'm sorry , markko . i did not mean to make this harder for you . i just know in my heart that langston loves you . she always will . [ scene_break ] charlie : come on , admit it , dorian . you did not turn me down because of viki . you did it because of david vickers . dorian : have you no shame ? i turned you down , period . charlie : yeah , but for no good reason ! dorian : you know what , charlie ? i was willing to let you tuck your tail between your legs and let you go home to viki with nary a word from me , but no ! i am not going to allow you to hurt viki this way ! charlie : what -- no ! since when do you care about hurting viki ? dorian : okay ! viki and i have had our differences in the past , but that does n't mean i 'm going to allow her to be made a fool of by the likes of you ! she deserves to know what kind of a scoundrel she married . charlie : okay , no . d - dorian . dor -- dorian , wait . aw ... [ scene_break ] viki : you can be honest with me . just tell me , who -- who is in your heart ? david : i know it 's hard for you to believe -- it 's hard for me to believe -- but i choose to . i choose to respect your marriage . [ cell phone rings ] viki : ah ! it 's charlie ! david : it 's a sign ! do you think he knows ? viki : charlie ? how is it going with dorian ? charlie : yeah , houston , we got a problem . viki : what do you mean ? what happened ? charlie : plan 's gone bust . i did everything i could think of to make dorian admit that she still wants david , but ... viki : and ? charlie : she 's on her way over to see you right now . she 's gon na rat me out for trying to cheat on you . viki : oh . that 's bad news . charlie : yeah . any luck with david ? viki : no . no , but charlie , you have to give me one more chance . charlie : sure . what -- wait -- viki : charlie , i need one more chance , please ? charlie : one more chance ? viki : you have to give me one more chance to ... charlie ? charlie , are you there ? he 's not there . david : what happened ? what did he say ? are you all right ? what did -- ah ... 10 words . first word blind , blind . blind prayer . viki : no ! david : blind priest ! viki : he 's leaving me , david . he just told me that he belongs at la boulaie ... with -- with dorian . [ scene_break ] markko : well , uh , i was actually on my way to pick up my paycheck before i head out , and karen 's waiting for me to pick her up . we 're gon na stock up on snacks before we go . cole : you 're going with karen ? markko : okay , we 've been friends a long time . she 's more than just the pizza girl . you know , she 's studying acting , so she 's hitching a ride to hollywood with me . no . what ? where did you even get that ? starr : i got it at the park stand . markko : thank you . starr : i am going to miss you , geraldo rivera . markko : if i ever get famous , i am not using that name . starr : oh , good , 'cause i think it 's already taken . ha ha ! cole : will you remember us when you 're a hotshot director ? markko : i will never forget you guys . ever . i 'll never have friends like you . cole : yeah . we were something , were n't we ... the 4 of us ? man : only with you it feels forever what would i do ? if i could count all the days i never thought i could change my sky to blue my life is changing for the better because i have you well , i where would we be ? where would we be ? my life is changing for the better because i have you because i have you [ scene_break ] cristian : hey , evangeline . layla 's right . i used to be able to look at you and know that ... deep down inside you were still in there . but now i 'm not so sure . one thing we both know layla 's wrong about ... i do n't always know what to do . i sure do n't know what to do about this ... about you . i mean , i 'm not sure if it 's just because layla and i ca n't stand seeing you this way or if we 're being selfish because we ca n't look past these ... machines to that incredible woman we remember . i miss ... i wish i could believe the way your mom does . i wish i could believe that you 'll get better . but i really wish i knew is if you wanted this ... if you wanted to keep living without a ... without really being alive . [ scene_break ] layla : why are you lighting a fire ? it 's summer . mrs. williamson : what are you doing here ? why are n't you with your sister ? layla : what is that ? mrs. williamson : it 's nothing . [ scene_break ] viki : he 's leaving me . david : what ? i thought he was a decent man ! i thought he loved you ! and i thought your marriage was so special i could n't destroy it ! and that 's saying something . viki : no one -- no one wants me , david . not even you . david : no , viki , that is not at all true . i just did n't want to ruin your marriage to charlie . listen to me , now that he 's out of the picture , oh , the places we can go . viki : uh , wait , wait , david , wait . david : what are you doing ? viki : i am double - locking the door , and that way , no one can interrupt us . david : oh , good thinking . ha ha . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , i 'm gon na miss you so much . cole : you know , i 'm not ready for the big good - bye , so ... i 'm gon na walk him to the car , okay ? all right , be right back . cole : gon na eat that ? markko : yes , i am . cole : thought you 'd stay out of trouble . starr : oh . oh , you just missed markko . langston : yeah . we said our good - byes this morning . starr : are you okay ? langston : no . but i had to let him go . starr : you both had to let each other go . i get that now . [ scene_break ] natalie : that 's it . i do n't care if david did n't get sick . we can not wait until tomorrow to find out what 's wrong with us . jessica : oh , so you think we , what , we should go to the hospital ? natalie : yeah . yeah . i really do , and i think that we should get these dropped off at the lab and get them checked out . jessica : you think david tried to slip us something ... natalie : so he could ... jessica : do whatever he was doing with our mother ? natalie : okay , you know what , no ! you went there ! ew ! jessica : oh , my god ! natalie : i 'm gon na get sick again . oh ! [ scene_break ] david : do n't you worry , my pet . my flower , my defenseless doe in the woods ... viki : doe ? david : you are about to forget all about charlie . let me tell you why . viki : oh . david : because i 'm about to make you feel better than you 've ever felt in your entire life . viki : oh , ha ha . [ scene_break ] cristian : evangeline , there 's something i want to tell you . if ... if , um , if part of you is still left in there ... if , uh ... by some chance you can hear me through all these machines ... cristian : i need you to know that ... i never stopped loving you . [ scene_break ] mrs. williamson : what are you doing ? give that back to me ! layla : no ! give it to me ! give it to me ! what do n't you want me to see ? [ scene_break ] david : all right , here we go . now , i hope you understand ordinarily i fetch a high price for this , but for you viki , we 'll just say it 's in lieu of my room and board . right now time for love . [ scene_break ] dorian : victoria ! [ scene_break ] viki : uh , david , uh , should n't i get changed first ? david : absolutely . viki : oh , my goodness , yes . uh , okay . david : viki , can you believe it 's been 3 years since i was naked in bed with you ? viki : yes , yes . but , uh , nothing happened then . david : that was then and this is now , baby . viki : yeah . david : earth 's gon na move . enter the arena . viki : ha ha . okay , here we go . david : oh , do you have a video camera ? you 're probably gon na want to tape this . [ scene_break ] charlie : viki ? huh . ugh . huh . [ scene_break ] viki : now , that 's a good idea . let me just go and get it . [ scene_break ] dorian : victoria ! [ pounding on door ] dorian : i have to talk to you ! i - it 's about your charlie . he tried ... to get me into bed .
viki puts her plan into motion with david and charlie , with dorian . but it seems that dorian and david are not ready to admit that they want each other . markko announces to langston and later to cole and starr that he is moving ca to attend film school at ucla . langston cries but knows she has to let him go . cristian and layla find out that her mother refuses to take her sister , evangeline off the life support system and layla can sense that her mother is hiding something . she goes and finds out that her mother is ready to burn a living will that evangeline wrote that specifically directs what she would want if something like this happened to her . natalie and jessica are both sick after eating david 's muffins . but viki somehow knows that nothing has happened to her daughters that she should be worried about .
tomás : can i get you anything besides water ? blair : just my little boy . tomás : wish i could . téa : hey . todd went to look for sam . he said he 's gon na bring him home . blair : you believe that ? téa : yes . i do believe that . i do n't know where he went or what he knows , but he told me he 's not coming home until he can bring sam with him . [ scene_break ] todd : what in the ... old todd : i know , right ? it sucks . it sucks . you know the face , but you just ca n't put your finger on the name . [ scene_break ] natalie : it 's not possible to have two todd mannings , right ? john : yeah , that would be ridiculous , would n't it ? [ scene_break ] david : john , you have to help us find her honor , my love , the mayor of our -- john ? viki : i do n't think he 's here , david . david : oh , my god , what are we gon na do ? i 've got ta rescue dorian from echo disavoy 's fiendish , little claws ! echo : i never meant for this to happen . but then one thing led to another , and what choice did i have ? [ scene_break ] shaun : i need a drink . cristian : rough day ? shaun : not at work . destiny 's summer reading list . i just spent an hour buying 50 pounds of books . cristian : sounds like you need a round on the house . shaun : on the house ? cristian : whatever you want . shaun : there 's something i 've been wanting to try . give me a delhi belly . cristian : anything but that one . [ scene_break ] dani : nate . nate : hey , dani . dani : why did you lie to me ? [ scene_break ] blair : i just keep thinking that every minute that sam is missing the chances of finding him -- téa : blair , stop . stop it . you can not think like that , all right ? blair : john thinks whoever snatched this little boy from his own birthday party could have been the same person who killed somebody at la boulaie . tomás : sam thinks the man was protecting him , blair . blair : he also said he was a dead ringer for his father before todd had his face reconstructed . téa , what 's happening here ? téa : hey , calm down . blair : who could do this ? tomás : blair , it does n't do any good to speculate , for you or for sam . téa : tomás is right , ok ? we have to stay positive . todd said he was gon na go find this guy . if i know todd , he 's face to face with the kidnapper right now . [ scene_break ] todd : who the hell are you ? old todd : that 's funny , because i could ask you the same question . [ scene_break ] david : this is great . what are we gon na do ? llanview 's top cop is n't here to help us find dorian . viki : do n't worry . we will find dorian . dorian : how and where are we gon na find dorian ? i called the hospital , the morgue , her personal shopper at logan 's . viki : personal shopper ? david : she was no help . neither was my cousin rex and his apparent staff . i wish pa and step - nora were here . they 're in philly looking after matthew . what about the fbi ? viki : fbi ? david : you 've got connections . you could pull a few strings . patch me right through to the director . is it still jodie foster ? viki : david , i have no connections with the fbi . john mcbain , on the other hand -- david : has apparently gone home ! oh , god . we need john mcbain . . i want echo disavoy brought to me like hannibal lecter , strapped to a handcart with her jaw wired shut behind one of those plastic goalie masks . viki : slow down david : how am i supposed to slow down ? ! viki : david , i 'm not saying you 're wrong . we both know that echo 's capable of anything . david : except human decency . viki : frankly , the image of her jaw wired shut behind a goalie mask is very appealing , but we do n't have any evidence that echo even has dorian . david : that slattern sicced ionia masters on us and almost ruined our marriage . god , is n't that enough ? viki : but we do n't know that dorian has come to any physical harm . all we know is that dorian 's not answering her phone . david : what about those two garden hoses ? viki : oh , yes . the garden hoses and the broken toy by the pool david : no . viki , my vickers sense is tingling . something 's wrong . something 's terribly , terribly wrong . [ scene_break ] echo : really , i swear , my intentions were innocent . i only wanted to see how well my plan was working . i only wanted to see how much trouble i was stirring up for you and david . and yes , i did have a few belts before i showed up . so i could n't resist gloating . what 's a girl to do ? but then the booze kicked in , and i overplayed my hand . too bad for you , you had to figure out what i was doing . then you had to pick up the stupid hose ? what was i supposed to do ? i never meant to pick up the potted plant , never meant to knock you out , drag you to my car , stash you in the trunk . and now i 've kidnapped the mayor . ha ha ha ! god , dorian ! you know what ? this is all your fault . [ scene_break ] dani : tell me the truth . what 's going on ? nate : wait . i thought you were at sam 's party . dani : i was . i just came here to meet up with destiny . i thought i 'd see you , too . nate : did something happen ? dani : yeah , something happened . you were n't here . where were you ? why did you lie to me about working a double shift tonight ? nate : i did n't . i did have a double shift , but i left . dani : yeah , i know . destiny said she heard you and deanna talking about going over to the minute man , so i went over there . nate : you came to the minute man ? dani : after destiny told me that , what else could i do ? nate : ok , dani . you have to let me explain . [ scene_break ] john : canvass the rear of the house . you find anything , get right back to me . natalie : tell me what 's going on . john : what do you mean ? natalie : you 're saying something , but it 's like you mean something else . john : oh , yeah ? natalie : yeah . this whole thing about two todds . even if sam says that his friend has todd 's old face , you 're not actually thinking that this is possible , right ? [ scene_break ] baz : i have to ask . starr : what is it ? baz : does my father look as squirrely to you as he does to me ? starr : what do you mean ? baz : do you think he could have something to do with sam 's kidnapping [ scene_break ] tomás : is there anything i can do for you ? blair : no , thanks . tomás : can i get you something stronger than water ? téa : or something to eat ? we still have all that food from the party . jack : we do ? hey , i 'll eat if no one else is going to . i am starving . blair : i 'm not hungry . i ca n't eat anything . i just want to hear from john . i want to hear from todd . somebody needs to tell me that my boy is safe and sound . téa : it 's gon na be all right . blair : i just want it to be over . poor little sam , he just must be terrified . [ scene_break ] sam : do n't worry , spider - man . i 'll sit here till you come back from kicking the bad guy 's butt . [ scene_break ] todd : look , i do n't know who you are , but ... you took my son ? old todd : no . you took my son . you took my jack . you took my starr . you took blair . you took téa . you took my family . you took my money ! you took my newspaper ! you took my life ! you took my name . you want to know who i am ? i 'm todd manning . todd : the hell you are . [ scene_break ] cristian : like i said , on the house . shaun : you said anything i want . i wanted a delhi belly . cristian : and i told you -- shaun : you told me you do n't make them anymore , which is a shame , 'cause i heard that you make the best delhi bellys on this side of mumbai . cristian : you 've been talking to rama . shaun : is that a problem ? cristian : we 're friends . at least i thought we were until she pretended to be pregnant . shaun : but you 're just friends . cristian : not with my kid , her husband 's . i mean , i thought she was doing a good thing . the guy was going to jail . she wanted to give him something to look forward to while he was locked up . shaun : not the worst thing ever . cristian : it would n't be except she 's the reason he 's locked up in the first place . shaun : come again ? cristian : aubrey and cutter promised her a big payday if vimal took the fall for clint buchanan . shaun : by doing the man 's time . cristian : right , except she did n't tell him about the money . she told him that he should think of the family . shaun : because she was pregnant . cristian : yeah . so now i feel like i 'm as big a sucker as he was . so , anyway , i do n't want to know anything about rama or her drink . you understand that , do n't you ? shaun : actually , i do n't . [ scene_break ] nate : the thing is , we -- you have to understand -- deanna : it 's all my fault . dani : what ? what was your fault ? obviously , destiny got it wrong . some creepy guy answered the door . wait . you guys were there ? nate : yes . we were at the minute man . dani : you ... so it 's true . you -- you 're actually admitting this ? you were at that motel having sex with deanna ? [ scene_break ] echo : i just wanted to make you suffer , but i did n't do anything you would n't have done . yes , i used ionia to break up you and david because i wanted to watch you lose someone you loved the way i lost charlie . how did this turn into a felony ? not to mention a municipal scandal . oh , what am i gon na do ? [ gasping sounds ] echo : dorian . hey ! what 's the matter with you ? [ scene_break ] david : lord only knows what echo 's doing to punish dorian . torture ? viki : david . david : immolation ? viki : david ! david : fenestration ? viki : david ! david : oh , my god , i ca n't take this . if dorian 's dead , i want to be dead , too . where 's a window ? what floor are we on ? i need a roof . oh ! viki : for heaven 's sakes , david , calm down . [ scene_break ] john : you know what ? natalie : no , but i will if you tell me . john : right now , it does n't matter what i think . there 's a little boy missing . just keep doing what you do best . you find some evidence . [ scene_break ] todd : so you were the one hiding in my office . you knocked out jack . old todd : have you just been pretending to be todd manning for so long that you actually believe that you 're him ? is that it ? todd : no . old todd : it 's understandable . right ? it 's been 8 years , right ? that 's true , right ? 8 years ? todd : no . i 've always been todd manning . i 've never not been todd manning , even when i did n't want to be . that 's who i am . old todd : ok , um ... let me ask you this , then . if you 're todd manning , how come i have his face ? how come i have his real face ? todd : that 's me . i 'm uglier ! old todd : you 're good . you really are . you 're great . you managed to convince everybody that you 're me , and we do n't look anything alike . todd : thank god for that . old todd : you 've convinced everyone ... except me . i know you 're an imposter . i know you 're a fake . todd : boy . and you , whatever you are , are a freak . [ scene_break ] blair : i wish there was something that i could do . tomás : you 're doing everything you can . blair : i 'm doing nothing . i ca n't just sit here and wait while my son is missing . jack : chill , mom . it 's not like sam 's even really your son . téa : ok , let 's get you something to drink , huh ? tomás : he did n't mean that . he 's just trying to cope any way he can . blair : well , it 's true . i did n't give birth to him , but i could n't love him any more than if i 'd had him . i 've raised him since he was a baby , and he will be my son , always be my son . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , come on , baz . there 's no way that tomás could have anything to do with what 's happened to sam . baz : are you sure ? did you see his face when mcbain said that sam 's kidnapper was a guy who had your dad 's old face ? he looked totally freaked . starr : ok , i noticed that , too . [ scene_break ] blair : i would rather die than to have something happen to sam . john ! is there any word ? john : we 're canvassing the neighborhood . the apb and the amber alert are still in effect . csu team is looking to find something to help us in the search . blair : all right , well , are you gon na question someone ? john : yes , i am . delgado , you got a minute ? [ scene_break ] dani : oh , my god ! do n't ! nate : dani , it 's not -- dani : then what was it ? why were you at that motel with her ? nate : we were there to meet this lawyer . dani : what ? a lawyer ? nate : yeah . he had info about where deanna 's mother is , and he wanted her to meet him at the motel . deanna told me what a sleaze he was , so i went along just to make sure that he was ok . deanna : and it was a good thing , too , because nate was able to convince the guy to give me the info . dani : so the creepy guy at the door was just this ... lawyer ? and you guys were right inside and we did n't even realize it ? nate : i knew someone was at the door . i just did n't know it was you . dani : why would you tell me that you were working a double shift ? nate : because i was . carlotta let me go so i could help deanna . here . this is the file . deanna 's been looking for this info for months , and now she might be able to finally find her mother . dani : so ... this was the reason you were at the motel ? nate : yes . yes , that 's it . you know how much i love you , right , and that i would never , ever cheat on you ? deanna and i are just friends , dani . i swear to you . [ scene_break ] david : ow . what did you do that for ? viki : because i do n't want you jumping out a window . david : why should n't i jump ? dorian 's been -- viki : do you want me to slap you again ? david : no , i do n't . but what if echo kills dorian ? what if she already has ? viki : david , sit down . david : no , you do n't -- viki : sit ! now , listen to me . echo is a lot of things . stupid is not one of them . and it would be a big , stupid mistake if she were to physically hurt dorian . david : what if she -- viki : sit down ! now , kidnapping the mayor of llanview is a crime . david : it is ? viki : kidnapping anyone is a crime , david . yes . echo could go to prison for life . david : life ? viki : certainly . david : they 'd give her the death penalty . viki : well -- david : maybe they 'd stick a needle in her . viki : ok , whatever the punishment , echo would not risk it . you really need to pull yourself together . then we can figure out where dorian might be . [ scene_break ] [ dorian gasping ] echo : what , are you claustrophobic or something ? just try to ignore all of this , ok ? oh , come on . honestly , dorian . has n't this day been bad enough as it is ? ok , fine , fine ! i do n't want you to die on me . that 's the last thing i need . i 'm going to take the gag off just for a second , but you have to promise me that you 're not gon na yell . [ muffled response ] echo : is that a yes ? dorian : help ! help ! sam : somebody in trouble . spider - man 's not here to save them . [ scene_break ] old todd : i 'm the freak ? you 're running around town trying to convince everybody that you 're me , and i 'm the freak ? how did you do it ? did you tell everybody you had plastic surgery ? todd : how did you do it ? did you have your face surgically altered to look like i used to look ? old todd : i do n't look -- you 're a jackass . todd : maybe it was n't plastic surgery . is there a mask ? god , it 's a great mask . [ scene_break ] blair : tomás ? what is going on , john ? john : maybe you 'd rather do this down at the station . tomás : no , that wo n't be necessary . i 've nothing to hide . john : ok , it 's up to you . i was hoping maybe you could shed some light on something . we ran the prints on the john doe we found in the bushes at dorian 's . and the system could n't give us a name for the guy . tomás : if your database could n't come up with something , i doubt i 'll be able to help . john : it did spit out another one of those encrypted files , not unlike yours , not unlike the one that blair found in todd 's office . all of these files have the same symbol on it . i was wondering if maybe you could tell me what it is . [ scene_break ] old todd : i would n't move at all if i were you , not at all . then again , you are me ... or you think you 're me . todd : what is it you want from me ? old todd : i want answers . who are you ? really ? who are you ? why did you take my life ? how did you do it ? how did you convince everybody that you were me ? that 's it . you tell me that . and you do n't see your kid until you do . [ scene_break ] shaun : thanks . cristian : you 're paying for the next one . shaun : look , i 'm not saying it was the right thing for rama to do . cristian : lying to her husband to convince him to go to prison ? shaun : but her heart was in the right place . cristian : yeah , in her checkbook . shaun : she 's a kid in an arranged marriage . she thought money would make it work . it was a mistake . cristian : that 's not the only mistake . shaun : there 's something else . cristian : never mind . i 'm probably just still burned over what happened with layla . shaun : her cheating on you with that french guy . cristian : rama and i are friends , but she kissed me . shaun : i thought there might be more to it . cristian : so ? what ? vimal 's not around , and she kisses the first guy she sees ? shaun : a guy who 's a friend . cristian : she 's married . she took a vow . shaun : and you expect her to honor that . cristian : she blew off her commitment . what kind of person does that ? shaun : could n't tell you . are you sure she 's the one you 're mad at ? cristian : who else would i be mad at ? shaun : yourself , for going after a married woman . [ scene_break ] dani : i 'm such an idiot . nate : no , you 're not . dani : yes , i am . i 've turned into this psycho paranoid chick . i know you 'd never cheat on me . i know that , but ... i do n't know . i ca n't stop thinking it . what is wrong with me ? nate : do n't worry about it . i know how it must have looked . if it were me , i would have freaked out , too . dani : oh , my god ! i 've probably missed sam 's entire birthday by now . i really have to go , but you have to go back to work , right ? nate : right . yeah , yeah . they still need me . dani : i 'm sorry about this . i 'm sorry . you forgive me , right ? nate : come on . there 's nothing to forgive . dani : i 'll see you later . nate : god , i feel like crap . deanna : come on . nate : i made a porn flick , and dani 's the one apologizing to me . deanna : nate , you ca n't beat yourself up about this . rick did n't give us any choice . i needed to find my mother . you needed to stay out of prison . we did what we had to do . nate : at least the cops wo n't bug me about matthew now , and you have your file . so what are you gon na do now ? [ scene_break ] sam : spider - man told me not to go anywhere . somebody 's in trouble . what would spider - man do ? [ scene_break ] echo : what am i gon na do with you , dorian ? you just made a bad situation worse . i got ta call rex . that 's what i have to do . i 've got ta call -- but i ca n't . he 's in mourning . he 's got enough on his plate right now . i 'm just gon na have to figure this out for myself . i could put you back in the car . i could drive you the hell out of dodge , drop you off in the middle of nowhere . but knowing you , you 'd probably find your way back to civilization and you 'd call the police . and then it 's gon na be your word against mine . and you 're the mayor ! so who are they gon na believe , huh ? they 'll believe you , and then i 'll go to prison . so i have to make sure that does n't happen . maybe i just have to get rid of you ... for good . [ scene_break ] viki : we know that dorian was going to sam 's birthday party , which is probably where she is right now . david : why would she leave that broken toy behind ? viki : david , she 's not going to take a broken present to the party . david : you 're right . she would n't do that . viki : no . david : dorian would have left it behind and yelled at the maid to clean it up . viki : she probably went to buy a new present and then took it to the party , which is where she is . david , it 's worth a call , ok ? viki : hello ? who 's this ? this is victoria lord . why are the police answering the phone at my brother 's house ? david : ask them if -- viki : shh ! sit . john : whatever else you got going on , we got a little boy missing , all right ? anything you can tell us about the dead john doe or the guy that might have shot him , it would be a big help . baz : yeah , what 's the deal , tomás ? tomás : lieutenant , you asked me about that cia file before . i told you i did n't have an explanation then . i do not have one now . blair : if you know something , tell john . sam 's missing . tomás : maybe the person you should be asking is todd , who 's conveniently not here . téa : what 's that supposed to mean ? jack : my dad would never let anyone hurt sam . he knows nothing about this , but maybe i do . [ scene_break ] todd : sorry . i 'm not gon na negotiate with a kidnapper . old todd : you say that like you have a choice . todd : you 're obviously just some ... lunatic who happens to look exactly like i used to . [ todd coughs nervously ] todd : are you some kind of ... like one of those weird meta - performance artists ? old todd : yeah , that 's it . that 's it , exactly . how did you figure it out ? todd : i did not steal your , obviously , pathetic life . this is my life . this is my life . it 's the same life i 've been living all these years , for better for worse . old todd : ok , let 's start there . how many years ? 8 years . 8 years , right ? todd : ok . you do n't have any power over me , whoever you are . old todd : you need to shut up , stop lying to me . i need an explanation . i need answers ! let me tell you something . while you were busy stealing my identity , my children , the women that i loved , convincing everybody that you were me -- todd : i am not you . old todd : i was being held prisoner . and your friends , your pals , were making a big mess out of my brain . todd : my pals ? old todd : agent kent . agent baker . that ring a bell ? todd : no , actually -- old todd : that 's it . that 's it . you 're lying . you 're lying . i can see it in your eyes . you 're in on it . you had me locked up so you could steal my life , and do n't you dare tell me you do n't know what i 'm talking about . todd : i 'll tell you what i know . you 're just some pathetic , crazy , paranoid freak , who 's obviously obsessed with me and my family . i 'm really not interested in listening to any more of your crap . where 's my son ? old todd : you give my answers , and i 'll -- todd : i do n't have any answers for you ! ok ? so you either give me my son , or you can go ahead and shoot me ! old todd : ok . [ scene_break ] jack : dad did n't want me to say anything . starr : all right , come on , say it . jack : ok . i was attacked at his office yesterday . blair : what ? why did n't somebody tell me that ? jack : dad said you 'd freak - out . anyway , i 'm fine . john : what happened ? jack : someone knocked me out . all i remember is someone talking to me , like whispering . but that must have been dad . it 's all pretty vague . john : your dad say who might have attacked you ? jack : yeah , he thinks it was someone from origami cogs . john : origami cogs . what is that ? jack : just some company . they bought a satellite out from under him , so if you 're looking for someone , look for that . natalie : hey , found some hairs in the bushes near where we found the real spider - man . i 'm gon na get them off to the lab . john : put a rush on it . dani : hi . . what 's going on ? why are there cops outside ? téa : honey , sam 's missing , and we think he might have been kidnapped . dani : what ? oh , my god ! téa : do n't worry . we 're doing everything we can to find him , all right ? dani : that 's so weird . téa : what is ? dani : i was at the minute man motel a little while ago . i thought i heard sam 's voice . john : the minute man motel ? which room ? dani : um , room 103 . john : 103 . all right , call it in . get dispatch . get backup , patrol . cop : on it . [ scene_break ] echo : i have to get rid of you , but the question is how . i do n't have a gun anymore , damn it . an overdose . that 's it ! you checked into this sleazy hotel with a bottle of pills because you were facing a political scandal , and you overdosed on what -- aspirin ? antacid ? hormone replacement therapy ? nothing that would actually make you ... ah ! yes ! now ... ah ha ha ! now we 're talking ! well , at least not for long . oh , hey ! hi , little guy ! you 're in the wrong room . yeah , go find your mommy . what are you doing ? trick or treat ! yeah , i got candy . i got lots of candy . wait a minute ! do n't ! do n't ! do n't shoot ! [ hissing ] [ scene_break ] david : it 's dorian , is n't it ? that 's why the police are there . viki : no , it 's not dorian . david : ah , thank god . viki : it 's my little nephew sam . he 's missing . they think he 's been kidnapped . david : kidnapped ? echo took him , too ? does she drive one of those white vans with no windows ? viki : poor todd . he must be going out of his mind . [ scene_break ] old todd : you deserve to die . you took everything from me . everything . i kill you ... and all my problems are gone . i can go home . i can have my life back . and i still wo n't have any answers , though , will i ? todd : right . so will you take me to my son ? old todd : no . i got a better idea . let 's go to my place . or your place . let 's go to our house , todd . because all the people there , our nearest and dearest ... we 'll ask them who they think the real todd manning is . [ scene_break ] shaun : a delhi belly ? cristian : on the house . shaun : you 're sure ? cristian : i made it , did n't i ? shaun : yeah , but when someone 's got a rule ... cristian : sometimes you got ta break the rules . shaun : that is true , even when you do n't mean to . cristian : especially when you do n't mean to . shaun : rama 's made a few mistakes , but she was right about this . [ scene_break ] deanna : i 'm just gon na go look for my mom in california . nate : it 's a big state . deanna : i have an address . nate : it 's a start , right ? deanna : thank you so much for helping me . i might have come to llanview to find james , but you 're the ford brother who really came through for me . nate : i 'm just sorry it happened the sleazy way it did . deanna : hey , do n't feel too guilty . after all , you did n't lie to dani . we really are friends . good friends . nate : good luck . deanna : you , too . and as far as what happened tonight , i hope dani never finds out . [ scene_break ] téa : so what exactly were you doing at the minute man motel , young lady ? dani : it 's a long , embarrassing story . téa : i 've got the time if you care to share . dani : no , it 's ok . turns out everything 's fine , with me , anyway . poor sam . i should have done something . téa : honey , how could you have been sure it was him ? dani : when i thought i heard sam 's voice , i should have -- i do n't know . it was just so weird , you know ? téa : honey , they 're probably at the minute man motel with sam right now , and it 's all thanks to you . blair : i 'm just grateful that you were there . maybe you 're right . maybe you heard his voice . maybe he 's there , safe and sound . starr : amen to that . [ scene_break ] echo : hey ! get me out of this ! come on , undo this ! it 's all fun and games till someone gets hurt , kid ! hey , do n't do that . you 're gon na -- dorian : ow ! ha ha ! come here , sweetheart . come here . oh , spider - man . you saved the day . sam : aunt dorian , i 'm not spider - man . dorian : it 's you ! ha ha ! [ scene_break ] david : listen , i really am sorry about sam . he 's always been my favorite child in that house . mostly because he never speaks , and when he does it 's oddly amusing . viki : he 's a very special little boy . david : you need to get over to todd 's and be with your family . actually , they 're my family , too . viki , nothing 's more important than family . viki : david , go home . wait for dorian . david : what if dorian does n't come home ? viki : what if she 's there already ? david : always the optimist , even when it 's completely inappropriate . viki : david , go home . dorian will be there . all will be explained . david : i sure hope so . i ca n't wait to get beyond this whole business with ionia . viki : i expect that dorian will be relieved to know that it 's over , too . david : still , i should probably leave a note for john . we 're like brothers , you know . just find a piece of paper . here , i 'll just write on the back of this . [ scene_break ] john : bathroom and that room . [ scene_break ] jack : here . dani : thanks . baz : what do you think the deal with that symbol is about ? tomás : like i told mcbain , i have no idea , but with any luck , sam will be at that motel and it wo n't matter anymore . téa : hey , chin up . blair : i 'm trying . téa : try harder . we have every reason to believe the next thing through that door is gon na be good news .
after rick agrees to his end of the bargain and is satisfied with nate 's and deanna 's `` work `` in shooting his porn film , they leave together . but right then , dani catches them together and assumes the obvious . nate does not tell her the `` whole truth `` about the porn flick but convinces her that he and deanna did not have sex . he would never cheat on her . the reason they went to the minuteman together and did not tell anyone is because she met a lawyer who agreed to help her find her mother . and because the guy and the circumstances looked suspicious . nate did not want deanna to go alone so he accompanied her . dani believes and and apologizes to nate for distrusting him . but he feels guilty that he had to lie to her . meanwhile , in the other room , echo is holding dorian hostage . she is bound and gagged with duct tape to a chair . david is frantically trying to find dorian with viki . echo realizes that if she lets dorian go , dorian can get her arrested since dorian is the mayor and they will believe her word over echo 's . so , echo concludes , she has to `` dispose `` of dorian . but before she can do that , sam comes by dressed as spiderman , while he waits for original todd to return . he enters the other room ready to save his aunt . meanwhile , original todd gets current todd to meet him and demands to know who he is and how he could have stolen original todd 's life . current todd appears to not know what he is talking about and attests that he has been the one and only todd manning throughout his life . original todd points a gun at current todd and is ready to kill him but then realizes it will not enable him to get any answers . so they go together to meet all the people in todd 's life so that they may decide who is the `` real `` todd manning .
[ phone rings ] david : david vickers , senior marketing director . dorian : hello . this is your fiancée . david : dorian , i do n't have time right now . `` craze `` is crazed . i got to make 20 decisions in the next 10 minutes , and no blair around . dorian : david , how many times do i have to say i 'm sorry ? david : well , let 's see . why do n't we make it an even number , say -- oh , i do n't know -- 100 million . maybe one for every santi dollar you think i tried to cut you out of . dorian : i never , never thought that you took that money . ok , wait just a second -- yeah , i did , just for a moment , have a doubt . but , sweetheart , that does n't mean that i do n't trust you . david : that 's exactly what it means . john : hi . jen : come in . john : thanks . shannon : hey , my favorite cousin . what are you doing here ? john : unfortunately , it 's police business . would you mind shutting that camera off for just a minute , please ? jen : sure . john : thanks . i 'm -- i 'm here about the vandalism at the construction site . riley : did you ever figure out who destroyed three weeks of work ? john : not yet , riley . and first they want me to rule out all of you . starr : the article 's still not in here . travis : yeah , and there 's nothing about kevin buchanan in this one , either . starr : it 's been three days . i ca n't believe this ! travis : look , if the paper was going to print that article by now , they would have done it . i bet you your dad saw what we wrote . the same night we hacked in , you know , he wrote it up . starr : i bet you that same night he probably changed the password . you know what , i bet you we could figure it out . travis : do you want to ? starr : of course i do . i want everybody to know how much of a sleazebag kevin really is . i hate him . travis : well , if you hate him , i hate him , too , ok ? starr : so you 'll help me ? travis : yeah , let 's do it . kevin : all right , ray is making him take a walk so he can cool off . evangeline : i guess i 'm missing something . i still do n't understand why asa is upset . we essentially won . kevin : i do n't know . he 's asa . you did a great job . evangeline : the judge let him off with a fine . all he 's got to do is undergo a psychiatric evaluation . what is the big deal ? kevin : well , you do n't know my grandpa . you know , the fine means nothing , but seeing a psychiatrist -- forget about it . it 's just not going to happen . evangeline : we can not let him ignore the judge 's orders . kevin : here 's what we 'll do . we 'll let him enjoy himself , and then i 'll talk to him , all right ? and , listen , if i have n't said it before -- thank you . the judge went a lot easier on him because of you . evangeline : oh , well , that 's what your grandfather pays me for , so -- kevin : well , he 's lucky to have you . i just wish you were handling my divorce . and you know , i just do n't know how you can stand to work for todd manning . it 's -- evangeline : did you find another attorney ? kevin : jeff novak . evangeline : oh . he is very good . very good . kevin : yeah , the paperwork 's been filed . evangeline : i 'm just sorry that you and kelly could n't work things out . kevin : well , do n't be . i 'm not . kelly destroyed our marriage the day she got pregnant with todd 's child . todd : hey , vickers . david : very dramatic . now is not a good time , todd . todd : i was feeling nostalgic . i thought i 'd come by and take a tour of the old digs . david : yeah , well , it wo n't be a guided one . todd : i think it will be once you 've heard my offer . david : i 'm not interested . todd : what if i told you you could be the proud owner of this fine magazine ? david : oh , yeah ? well , then i would like very much if i had the millions to buy it . todd : what if you found a generous backer ? david : you ? why ? rex : you do n't need a mirror . you 're always hot . lindsay : you big flatterer . rex : just stating a fact . lindsay : what 's got you in such a good mood today ? rex : see for yourself . lindsay : oh , wow . the plans for the new community center -- they 're finished . you did it . rex : what do you think ? that 's the -- that 's the kitchen . that 's the multimedia room . lindsay : they 're really good . really good . you are very talented . rex : i think you said something along the same lines last night . lindsay : i think i 'm going to ignore that statement , and i think i will tell you what i really think , which is that you should go back to llanview university and finish , and go to design school , because you could be a really fine architect . rex : ha ! l.u . would take all the fun out of it . not part of the plan . lindsay : yeah , well , what is the plan ? because i know it 's not managing ultra violet for r.j. the rest of your life . rex : you are correct . i plan on buying it back from him . lindsay : you already tried that . he did n't want your money . what am i saying ? he did n't want my money . rex : well , he might take it if it came from you instead of me . lindsay : no , baby . rex : just -- just talk to him for me , huh ? lindsay : no , baby . rex : please ? just give it one last try . ok , if he says no , then i promise i will never bring up the subject again . lindsay : ok . but do n't get your hopes up . rex : have i told you you 're the best ? lindsay : yes . rex : ah . lindsay : there is something that i would like to get in return . rex : name it . lindsay : the gonzales exhibition is at my gallery tonight . it opens , and i need a date . rex : i 'll be there . lindsay : 8 : 00 ? rex : ca n't wait ! but right now i need to get over to the love shack , and there 's this contractor donating some time . i want to get some feedback . so , i 'll see you tonight . lindsay : yes , you will . the love shack ? julie : why would anyone here trash our own work ? we worked our butts off . shannon : yeah , come on . i mean , we have done everything trying to get the subflooring in . hudson : if that center 's not up by the deadline , we do n't have the credits to pass the term . marcie : john , they 're right . no one here has a motive . john : ok , look , everyone just relax , you know ? you think i want to be doing this ? i do n't , all right ? but bo asked me to look into this as a favor to mrs. davidson . let 's just get it solved as quickly as possible , ok ? now , look , i was reading the report on the way over , and they got a witness , all right ? he was walking his dog between 9 : 15 and 9 : 20 by the site . now , julie -- you must be julie , right ? julie , in your statement , you said you saw the damage , or you discovered the damage around 10 : 00 , is that right ? julie : yeah , well , it might have been 10 : 02 . john : ok , lovely -- 10 : 02 . so , as most of you know , there was a fence around the construction site , but none of the locks were tampered with and you are the only ones that had keys . marcie : yeah . john : so do n't be going getting lawyers or anything , but some people might say this is an inside job . it 's something to think about . now , witnesses have most of you pegged at ultraviolet between those hours -- you know , the 9 : 00 - 10 : 00 time frame . but there 's three of you that have no confirmed alibis , and that 's julie -- and who 's nick ? nick and shannon . is there anyone that can confirm where the three of you were ? david : i 'm touched , todd . really , i am . but why would you want to buy `` craze `` for me ? todd : because blair loves it here , and i want her back here . david : yeah , you and me both . todd : she only quit because of kevin . she should n't be made to suffer for standing by me . david : yeah , she 's suffered enough for that , hmm ? you made her think you were walker laurence . you made her think her baby was dead . todd : yeah , i really do n't need a list from you . i know i 've got a lot to make up for . david : yeah , well , you better hope that reincarnation is for real because -- todd : i want to give something to blair she really loves . david : you 're going to need more than one lifetime . oh , i see . you want to buy the magazine for blair . rats . you see , i thought you were buying the magazine for me . todd : you 'd still be a big part of the `` craze `` team . david : oh , yeah , that 's really reassuring . todd : the problem is i just do n't know if kevin is willing to sell . david : well , if he is , i doubt he 's very interested in selling to you . todd : well , see , that 's where you come in . i 'm going to front you the money , and you take the offer to kevin . david : that sounds simple enough . todd : there 's nothing to it . david : yeah , but why would i do that for you ? kevin : i love that baby more and more every day , and todd and kelly sat back and they watched me for months . they watched me go on and on believing that he was really mine . evangeline : i know you must be devastated . kevin : yeah , well , they 're the ones that are going to have to deal with the fallout . evangeline : what do you mean , `` fallout `` ? kevin : yeah , jeff , my wife got the divorce papers . listen , i want to talk to you about something else . i 've decided to sue for custody of ace . evangeline : kevin , is there something i should know ? kevin : no . jeff 's handling it . evangeline : all right . back to asa and the court order . he 's going to have to have a psychiatrist file a report to the court regarding his evaluation . no . no , thanks . kevin : look , our entire family would love to see him see a psychiatrist , ok , but it 's not going to happen . he was married to rae cummings for a brief time . i think that pretty much did it . evangeline : but he had to give you legal guardianship over a his business holdings , and that 's going to remain in effect until he abides by the court order . kevin : i talked to him about that , and he said he wanted me to vote for his shares . evangeline : well , does n't that say something about his mental capacity ? kevin : maybe he 's playing us . evangeline : playing us ? kevin : well , you know , i saw a smirk on his face when the judge ruled that he was suffering from diminished capacity . evangeline : so you think he was faking it ? nick : do n't look at me , man . i did n't trash the site . julie : well , it sure was n't me . john : what about you , shannon ? shannon : john , you 've known me my whole life . like i would do it . why are you even accusing me ? john : no one 's accusing anybody of anything . you 're not on trial here . all i 'm doing is gathering some information . i just need to know where the three of you were during and between the hours of 9 : 00 and 10 : 00 . julie : i was with marcie , riley , and mark . we went to see president davidson . riley : yeah , but you know , after we left , you stayed to talk to her . hudson : and you were the one who discovered the damage . what were you doing at the site , anyway ? julie : i was walking by on my way to ultraviolet . you can hook me up to lie detector if you want . john : yeah , i think i left my lie detector at home . what about you , nick ? nick : i went to u.v . with hudson and jen . jen : but you left after your search - and - destroy song . hudson : and no one saw you again for the rest of the night . nick : look , i went home and went to sleep . john : can anyone verify that ? nick : yeah , me . john : all right . how about you , shannon ? shannon : i already told you i did n't do it . john : yeah . no one 's saying you did it , all right , but if you 're not at ultraviolet and you 're not at mrs. davidson 's , where are you ? shannon : ok , i guess i was tearing up the community center , then . john : shannon , no one says you 're tearing up the community center . where are you ? shannon : look , i was with river carpenter , all right ? ask him . john : now , was n't that easy ? that 's all for now . someone besides me will follow this up . marcie : oh , come on , john . do n't you want to come back ? bye ! rex : hello . john : goodbye . rex : one , two , three , four , five , six , seven , eight . looks like nobody 's killed anybody . what 's mcbain doing here ? kevin : look , you have to realize , this would n't be the first time he pulled this whole diminished capacity thing . evangeline : kevin , if your grandfather perpetuated a fraud against the court , i am not supposed to know . kevin : i 'm not saying that he was faking it . i 'm just saying that i would n't put it past him , that 's all . evangeline : why are you smiling ? this is illegal . kevin : well , `` illegal `` does n't meant the same thing to grandpa that it means to other people . you know , sometimes buchanans have to bend the rules , make sure that things work out the way they 're supposed to . evangeline : well , it seemed real to me , so get him evaluated whether he wants it or not . kevin : ok . i agree with you . evangeline : ok . oh , i have to go . kevin : all right , i 'll walk you out . evangeline : no , do n't . i 'm going to let myself out , but it was good to see you . kevin : you , too . evangeline : and good luck with your grandfather and with kelly . ok kevin : kelly is the one that 's going to need luck . she 's about to lose custody of her son . travis : ok . so we have three chances to log in , otherwise we 're locked out . starr : you know what ? i think the password has something to do with my mom , me , or jack . travis : could it be a date ? you know , like a birthday ? starr : no . my dad 's already used all the birthdays . you know what ? it could be the date that my mom and dad got back together . travis : ok , do you know what that was ? starr : june 16 , 2004 . travis : try it . starr : ok . i think this could be it . [ computer beeps ] starr : nope , `` login incorrect . `` travis : all right , we 're still ok . all right , we got two chances left . maybe it 's a name . starr : a name . right . you know what ? he used `` starr , `` my name , as the security lock , only spelled backwards . travis : well , does he ever use the same password twice ? starr : no . well , maybe it 's jack , only spelled backwards . travis : go for it . starr : ok . [ computer beeps ] starr : `` login incorrect . `` travis : ok , we have to get this one , otherwise we lose . maybe -- maybe it 's , like , a nickname or something . starr : a nickname . oh , like `` ogreat1 `` or something . you know what i think ? my dad calls jack `` speedy `` sometimes . travis : hmm . how about your mom ? starr : he calls her blair . travis : wait ! wait , i got it . david : well , it 's been a real scream , todd . it really has , but if you 'll excuse me , i 've got a deadline . todd : look at this -- buzzing around your office like a busy worker bee . this is n't like vickers . answering to kevin buchanan , are we ? for god 's sake . david : beats working for you . todd : actually , blair would be the boss . and you would n't be some lowly clock watcher , anyway . i 'm offering you part ownership . david : how big a part ? todd : 10 % . david : 40 % . todd : 20 % . david : 30 % . todd : 15 % . david : done . i want that in writing . todd : it 's a deal . david : deal . 15 % ? dorian : you can hang up on me , david , but you wo n't be able to ignore me . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ r.j. : so , i got the message . i 'm here . what do you want to talk to me about ? lindsay : business . r.j. : hmm . the gallery or capricorn ? lindsay : ultraviolet . r.j. : lindsay , you are not going to waste my morning talking about rex balsom 's defaulted loan . lindsay : oh , come on . you do n't care about that place anyway . just sell it back to him . it 'll free you up to run the businesses that you do care about . r.j. : why are you still talking to me about this ? lindsay : because he asked me to . r.j. : lindsay -- lindsay : i know . i know who he is and what he is . r.j. : and somehow you manage to forget until you catch him staring at your daughter . lindsay : ok , you know what , you are in no position to give me relationship advice . i heard about you and evangeline . what happened ? r.j. : lies , betrayal . you know , woman 's work . lindsay : touché . sorry . you two did seem good together . r.j. : yeah . that was the popular opinion . lindsay : so why do n't you talk to her ? maybe there 's still something that you can do . r.j. : lindsay , i do n't know . lindsay : well , it could . i mean , here 's your stance . you know you 're not going to be able to live with yourself if you do n't at least try . r.j. : excuse me . hello . evangeline : r.j. , i can not do this right now . r.j. : i just came to apologize . evangeline : for what ? following me ? disrupting my meeting with todd ? threatening to kick us out of your precious capricorn ? r.j. : no , no . no , none of that . i -- i know there 's no excuse . look , i 've been out of sorts since i walked in on you with that cop . evangeline : i 'm not with john mcbain . r.j. , i do n't know how to communicate that to you . john : sorry i 'm late . starr : so you think you know my dad 's password ? travis : yeah . what 's that name he always calls you ? starr : uh -- `` shorty `` -- travis : yeah , could that be it ? starr : i do n't know . it seems a little too obvious , do n't you think ? i mean , when he used `` ogreat1 , `` that was n't really obvious because people did n't understand it , but -- travis : yeah . i guess maybe your dad would n't use something so predictable . starr : wait . `` shorty `` is so predictable that it 's unpredictable . travis : there 's only one way to find out . travis : yes ! starr : we 're in . kevin : you better be saving your cash , todd . you wo n't have this job much longer . david : knock knock . hey , boss . have you checked on your grandpa lately ? kevin : why ? david : well , he just let me in . i do n't think he recognized me , and i daresay he was downright friendly . kevin : well , do n't take it personally . he 's having a good day . i , on the other hand , am not . so whatever it is , give me the short version . david : ok . i want to buy `` craze . `` kevin : what ? david : i 'm prepared to offer you $ 7 million for it , not one penny more . that 's $ 400,000 above the appraisal . kevin : i do n't have time for this . david : my money is no good ? kevin : what money ? you do n't have any money . david : oh , but i do . kevin : ok . who 'd you steal it from ? dorian : all right , mister . i dare you to stay angry at me . todd : aah ! dorian : aah ! what are you doing here ? todd : hold on a second . i think my eyes are still burning . dorian : where 's david ? todd : i do n't know . maybe he heard you coming and he ran away . he 's mad at you , right ? dorian : my relationship with david is none of your business . todd : how does it feel to have people meddling in your life , dorian ? now you know how blair and i feel about you . dorian : blair 's my niece . i love her , and i will always be part of her life whether you like it or not . todd : you love her ? yeah . i 'm sure that 's what you were thinking when you and kelly came up with your little strategy . do you remember , dorian , when you told her to go for it , to tell kevin that i 'm ace 's father ? dorian : i was trying to help kelly . todd : and blair pays the price . dorian : blair 's angry , but she 'll get over it . todd : i guess it 's good to be optimistic . dorian : you 're the one who always hurts blair . you 've done it before ; you 'll do it again . and then she 'll come back to her real family , and we will be there to support her as always . todd : blair 's real family is me , jack , and starr , not you . and we 're going to make it this time . i 'm sorry i ca n't say the same about you and david . david : dorian gave me the money to buy `` craze . `` it was a wedding gift . kevin : you 're not married . david : we will be soon . kevin : all right , what prompted this ? david : i heard todd sniffing around to buy `` craze . `` there 's no way i 'm working for that guy . kevin : wait a minute -- todd ? where 'd you hear that ? david : where have n't i heard it ? the rumor mill is working overtime . kevin : i would n't sell `` craze `` to todd if my life depended on it . david : smells like maybe we have a deal . kevin : what makes you think i want to sell at all ? david : because you 're a smart businessman , kevin . it 's going to be at least two years before `` craze `` realizes a profit , and i made you a good offer . kevin : i 'm not interested . david : i tell you what -- why do n't you sell it to me for $ 5 million , you keep 15 % , and you stay on as a silent partner ? i think i might be able to get blair to come back if -- but only if -- she thinks that you 're out . you got to admit , she and i did some pretty incredible work together . kevin : all right , i 'll think about it . david : all right , you think about it . i got to get back to the office anyway . talk to you tomorrow . rex : hey , they destroyed you the other night at u.v . you were looking for a fight when you left . nick : you 're looking for a fight right now , are n't you ? shannon : see , every time he gets the slightest bit mad , he freaks out . yeah . you could n't find anybody to take it out on , so you destroyed our site , did n't you ? nick : no , i did not . julie : you know , no one in the house saw you at all that night . shannon : i 've already told you i was with river . hudson : at least she has an alibi . julie : oh , that 's great . kill the messenger . you know , the place was already torn up when i got there , and i do n't care of you believe me or not . riley : all right , that 's it . everyone shut up ! look , i do n't care who trashed it , but if we turn on each other right now , we 'll never get it done and we all flunk . so is that what you want ? marcie : you know i do n't . jen : neither do i . hudson : i ca n't fail . julie : me , either . nick : look , if i do n't get the credits , i do n't play this fall . mark : i 'm still in . riley : shannon ? shannon : like i have a choice . riley : ok . now that we 're all in agreement , we 're going to have to work twice as hard as before to get this job done . everybody willing ? evangeline : r.j. , will you please excuse us ? john and i have a business meeting . r.j. : enjoy . john : you want to do this somewhere else ? evangeline : no , i 'm fine . i 'm fine . let 's just do what we came to do . john : all right . evangeline : so , did you bring the paperwork i 'm going to need for the insurance company ? john : yeah . that 's a sworn statement from antonio that jaime padilla ordered the hit on your client and katherine . the insurance company should be obligated to pay the claim in full . evangeline : hmm . now his poor girlfriend will get the help that she needs to relocate . she 's -- you know , she 's still living in a hotel . john : i know , i know . i was thinking maybe you could talk to her , let her know she 's safe and that this case is officially closed . [ all talking at once ] [ phone rings ] rex : hello ? r.j. : it 's gannon . get over to rodi 's . rex : ok , sure . r.j. : now ! rex : i 'll be there . mark : i do n't think any of us trashed the site . whoever did it must have scaled the fence . nick : yeah , i mean , or somebody could have found a key or something . oh , thanks for backing me up , man . that was great . jen : rex left his backpack . julie : well , what have we here ? jen : the community center . julie : rex did that ? jen : i guess so . julie : i 'm actually impressed . jen : yeah , me , too . marcie : i -- i have me bad news . i was just on the phone with my brother ron and his bid got picked up for a big job in philly , so he has to back out of our project . i 'm really sorry , guys . i -- jen : it 's not your fault , marcie . julie : i 'm beginning to wonder if this community center is cursed . riley : no , you know , it 's another setback , but we can get another volunteer to fill in . we 've still got a month to go . hudson : gee , a whole month . and all we have to do is rebuild the center from the bottom up while someone 's trying to sabotage it . no problem . david : oh , no . i told you i was swamped . what are you doing here ? dorian : fine . dorian : david , am i losing you ? david : no , you 're not losing me . dorian : i 'm sorry i implied that you were lying about the santi money . david : thank you . but you know , i 've been thinking , and i guess if the roles were reversed , i probably would have had my doubts about you , too . are we ever going to be able to trust each other when it comes to money ? dorian : i do n't know . i sure hope so . david , i love you . david : i love you , too . so i guess we 're just going to have to keep trying . it 's 90 degrees out . what are you doing wearing -- wearing that coat ? dorian : well , this morning , when i put on this outfit -- david : uh - huh . dorian : i do n't know , but i just felt kind of chilly . david : well , allow me to warm you up . kevin : yeah , joey , it 's your brother . call me back as soon as you can , ok ? it 's very important . i hope london 's treating you well . all right . [ doorbell rings ] kevin : hey , jeff . come on in . thanks for coming . listen , do you have those papers ? jeff : petition to sue for sole custody of your son asa buchanan ii . are you sure you 're ready to proceed ? starr : `` it 's still a mystery who hacked into `` the banner sun 's `` computer , but a source said whoever it was must have been a genius to get through all the security . `` travis : yeah , that 's great . but what should the headline be ? todd : how about `` kids busted for computer fraud `` ? starr : hey , dad . todd : this is almost as good as the article about kevin . starr : see , i told you he would like it . he hates kevin just as much -- todd : kevin could have sued us if that went to print . did you think about that ? starr : i guess i did n't know . todd : bull . you know about libel . travis : mr. manning , this was n't starr 's idea , ok ? it was my idea . todd : nice try . starr : dad , we 're really sorry . we 'll never do it again . todd : uh - uh , that 's not going to work . your mom would n't let you off easy . i 'm not going to , either . and if you two ca n't be responsible , you ca n't see each other anymore . starr : wait , but , dad , that 's not fair ! todd : was it fair when you broke into my computers ? starr : just give us another chance , ok ? todd : nope . let 's go . you 're out of here . starr : wait ! bye . travis : bye . todd : bye . evangeline : thanks for including the police report , too . john : no problem . evangeline : i just -- i never know when i 'm going to have to refer back to a case , although this one was memorable . john : yes , it was . evangeline : and i 'm glad to see that you 're eating . ca n't live on coffee . you know that , right ? john : yeah . you know , every few days i break into the minor food groups . rex : hey . r.j. : sit . rex : what 's going on ? r.j. : lindsay begged me to let you buy your way back into ultraviolet . rex : oh , yeah ? did you give her an answer ? r.j. : i 'm considering it . are you willing to take on extra responsibilities ? rex : like what ? r.j. : well , that would be up to my discretion , as circumstances change . but , well , you can start by finding out if ms. williamson 's relationship with this cop is strictly business . dorian : you think we broke anything ? david : oh , it does n't matter . everything in this office is owned by kevin . you know what ? you know what ? dorian : what ? david : i think we ought to set a wedding date . huh ? how about it ? dorian : right away ? david : right this minute . dorian : well , i 'll have to go home and get my datebook . starr : how can you do this to me , dad ? you know i love travis ! todd : you do n't love travis , starr . actions have consequences . you have to learn that now . i have things to do . we 'll talk about this later . starr : whatever . [ computer beeps ] starr : `` i 'll find a way for us to be together . i promise . love , travis . `` kevin : all right , just leave the custody papers with me . jeff : if you have any questions , just give me a call . kevin : i appreciate it . thanks for drawing these up for me . jeff : my pleasure . kevin : i 'll talk to you later . yeah , kelly , it 's me . i need to see you . yeah , today . i have something important to tell you . todd : hey . honey , i know that you think i 'm being harsh on you , and it 's partially my fault because i let you break the rules your whole life . but this is the way it has to be now , ok ? you have to learn that you ca n't always do what you want when you want . starr : it 's ok , dad . i know you only want the best for me . thanks . [ phone rings ] todd : hello ? david : it 's david . todd : how 'd it go ? david : it went well . kevin was intrigued . i think he very well may sell me a magazine . todd : he has no idea i 'm the buyer ? david : you 're talking to the master . kevin has no idea . todd : when can you close the deal ? david : i 'm hoping i can do that tomorrow . todd : pretty good job , vickers . i can give blair what she wants and stick it to kevin in one simple transaction . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] kevin : are you willing to let todd tear down what our family built ? dorian : you told him that todd was the father . kelly : maybe he 's ready to forgive me . blair : what 's this i hear about you stealing `` craze `` from kevin ?
john investigates the vandalism to the community center , and julie and nick have no alibi for that night . rex enlists lindsay 's help in buying back ultra violet , and rj later agrees – with some conditions . rex must keep tabs on evangeline and john , and let rj know the extent of their relationship . todd gets david to help him purchase craze , without kevin knowing where the money is coming from . david decides to accept the deal for 15 % ownership , then makes a deal with kevin to buy the magazine , and kevin will retain 15 % as a silent partner . todd wants to buy the magazine for blair , and david uses blair 's return to whet kevin 's appetite . starr and travis once again hack into the banner - sun computer , and todd catches them red - handed . he forbids them to see each other for the rest of the summer , but travis later contacts starr and says he has a plan for them to see each other . david continues to be cool to dorian , but she puts on nothing but a teddy and coat and goes to his office . much to her surprise , it is todd , rather than david sitting at his desk . later , dorian and david hook up and reconcile .
[ knock on door ] tate : adriana , you there ? tate : hey . i was hoping you 'd be home . well , the funeral arrangements are all set -- that 's a big relief . my father will be buried at woodlawn cemetery day after tomorrow . everything ok ? adriana : what are you dog with this ? do n't you recognize it ? it 's a symbol of the o.p.p . tate : i know what it is . where 'd you find it ? adriana : in your backpack . what was it doing there , tate ? [ scene_break ] viki : do you know where todd is ? sarah : yes -- no . no , you did n't listen . i did know , but i do n't know anymore . viki : why ? clint : rex , cristian , did you see todd when you were in chicago ? rex : no . he was gone when cris and i got there . only sarah saw him . clint : ok , start at the beginning . viki : no , no , no , forget the beginning -- cut to now . where is he ? how do we find him , sarah ? please tell me ! sarah : back off ! viki : look , blair and the children have been frantic . she has n't had a moment 's peace since he disappeared . and he 's my brother ! just think if this were c.j . sarah : ok , ok , fine ! god , you guys really know how to pile on the guilt . clint : all right , calm down . we 're your family . sarah : whatever . like i said before i do n't know where todd is . all i can tell you is that he was alive when i last saw him -- barely . [ scene_break ] todd : dorian , i got to talk to blair . dorian : blair is n't here . i 'm answering her cell phone , which she left behind here at la boulaie where she 's now staying . um -- todd ? todd : yeah ? dorian : everyone thought you were dead , everyone except blair . todd : you got to get me blair . [ scene_break ] bo : cole ? how long have you known that miles was holding manning ? cole : for a while now . marty : cole , please , do n't say another word . let me handle this . blair : where is he , cole ? where is he ? you answer me , damn it ! bo : no , no , it 's all right . tell us everything , cole , now . viki : well , i 'm going to call the police and you 're going to give them all the details . [ scene_break ] cristian : wait a minute , mrs. davidson , the police are already involved . sarah told john mcbain the whole story . the cops are looking for hunter as we speak . clint : who 's hunter ? rex : tell them , sarah . sarah : he 's the guy i was mixed up with in chicago , although i did n't want to have much more to do with him , but he dropped this bombshell on me and i was stuck . clint : what bombshell ? sarah : uncle todd . apparently , someone paid him to keep todd . viki : what do you mean , `` keep `` him ? sarah : hostage . they wanted him out of the picture -- permanently . viki : go on . sarah : well , i -- i came back to my apartment one day and found him there . clint : who , todd ? sarah : yeah , and he was -- he was hurt pretty bad , stabbed . i assumed it was hunter who did it , but i ca n't be sure . all of this was just one big , weird coincidence . hunter had no idea i knew who todd was , let alone that i was related to him . viki : i do n't get this . you find todd hurt in your apartment and you do n't call the police ? sarah : well i wanted to , but hunter would n't let me . he can be pretty scary when he gets backed into a corner . rex : sounds like a real prince charming . sarah : and i 'm like some kind of princess , you moron ? clint : all right , sarah , just stick to the subject . sarah : i was afraid of what he would do to todd or me if i went against him . but i -- i did try to help todd in my own way . cristian : yeah , sarah called blair and gave her the address . that 's why we went to chicago . viki : you were the anonymous tip ? sarah : yeah . like i said before , i did everything i could to help todd , and i even tried to get hunter out of the apartment so blair could get todd out . things just did n't work out the way i had planned . clint : mm - hmm . well , i believe you . viki : go on . sarah : and that 's it -- the whole story . cristian : not quite . rex : you left out the part about your life being in danger . [ scene_break ] todd : you got to help me , dorian . dorian : where are you ? todd : i do n't know . a forest -- i do n't know . todd : wait a minute . wait a minute -- there 's a sign . hold on . dorian : todd ? todd : `` rules . `` `` fires in rings only . `` dorian : what on earth does that mean ? dorian : todd ? what 's -- what 's happened ? todd , are you there ? hunter : you 're a lot of trouble , you know that ? dorian : todd ? todd , are you there ? dorian : i 've got to tell blair . [ scene_break ] dorian : if todd is gone , it might be best for you and the children . blair : i ca n't believe that you 're saying this . dorian : i just think that you and the children will be better off without todd . oh . cole : starr , i swear i do n't know where your dad is now . blair : oh , that 's a lie . that 's all you ever do , cole , is n't it -- lie ? you little liar ! bo : blair , look , we 're trying to get information . we need you to be patient and quiet . starr : you said that miles has my dad . how do you know that , cole ? miles : he does n't know . he 's -- he 's talking nonsense . john : shut up ! go ahead , cole . cole : i saw miles holding your dad hostage . i saw it with my own eyes . starr : what ? blair : when ? cole : a couple of days ago . starr : a couple days ago ? a couple days ago and you did n't even tell me ? cole : starr , i had my reasons , ok -- good ones . starr : good reasons ? how can you even say that ? cole : miles had todd , all right , in our -- in our basement , in our storage room . he was drugged out of his mind , unconscious , but he was alive , all right ? when your mom came over and we all went down there , i was sure we were going to find him , but he was gone . miles must 've moved him someplace . blair : so where 'd you move him , huh ? where is he , you son of a bitch ? john : easy , easy , easy ! blair : where 'd you take todd ? bo : it 's time we heard what you have to say about this . [ scene_break ] tate : what are you doing going through my backpack that 's my personal stuff . adriana : i did n't go through it . i accidentally knocked it over and the medallion fell out -- who cares how i found it ? why do you have it ? tate : ca n't you figure that out ? adriana : uh -- you mean , why would you carry around something that symbolizes nothing but hate and intolerance and violence ? oh . call me dense , but you 've got me stumped on that one . tate : that medallion was my father 's . the police returned it to me with his personal effects . adriana : oh . so , what , you kept it as a lovely little reminder of what he stood for ? tate : it 's all i have left of him , adriana . adriana : oh . tate , i understand wanting to keep something to remember your father by , but this ? tate : this medallion is a symbol of the o.p.p . now , i believe that ‘s important to remember why my father died , how his beliefs led to his death and to the death of others . that 's why i kept the medallion . adriana : that 's it ? there was no other reason ? tate : what other reason would you like there to be ? adriana : like maybe you condone what your father did . [ scene_break ] clint : sarah , has this hunter person threatened you ? sarah : no . cristian : come on , sarah . look , maybe not in so many words , but yeah , he did . clint : oh . cristian : and the guy is obviously dangerous -- look what he did to todd . and he was n't too happy to learn that sarah tried to rat him out . so until this guy hunter is safely behind bars , sarah is in very real danger . rex : the upside is if hunter does try to contact her , it could lead the cops to todd 's location . cristian : in either case , you should n't be running around llanview all by yourself until hunter 's found . sarah : look , you all are way overreacting , ok ? hunter cared about me . there 's no way he would hurt me . rex : uh -- you messed with him , remember ? you bamboozled the jerk . sarah : ok , well , even if hunter did want to get back at me , he got a boatload of cash from whoever hired him to get rid of todd , and another boatload of cash when he went to see blair . viki : he went to see blair ? clint : here in llanview ? rex : that 's what john told us . sarah : it -- it does n't matter anymore . what matter is hunter got what he wants -- all that cash -- and i 'll bet he 's long gone . he 's nowhere near llanview now . [ scene_break ] hunter : oh . why stop now ? might as well make a little more money off this gig before i move on . [ scene_break ] miles : cole is making this up , every word of it ! john : sit down . cole : you had todd in that room . the only reason why i did n't say anything before is because you threatened to have my mother 's murder confession turned in to the police . blair : and that 's why i came here -- because i heard at you confessed to killing spencer and i wanted to confirm that for myself . starr : and i came here because i thought that you might need a friend . [ phone rings ] john : you -- you want to take that ? miles : no . cole : starr , i wanted to tell you about your father , i swear i did , but i had to protect my mom . you can understand that , right ? blair : no , what are you talking about ? how could she understand something like that ? nobody understands what you did , cole ! when a man 's life is at stake here ? john : cole , what time was it when you saw him with manning ? do you know ? cole : well , yeah -- starr and i were supposed to go swimming , so sometime after lunch . blair : oh . john : ok . laurence took off in marty 's car shortly after that , so that means by the time i caught up with him , he 'd already dumped manning someplace . miles : you found nothing in that car , no evidence whatsoever . john : i knew you were up to something . miles : look , i 'm afraid of -- i was n't -- i 'm not used to cops pulling me over , ok ? dorian : excuse me . todd -- todd manning is alive . i just spoke to him on the phone . [ scene_break ] cristian : after hunter disappeared , rex and i thought we 'd keep an eye on sarah . clint : yeah . i 'm very grateful that you did . viki : well , you know what ? sarah , you 're just going to stay here from now on , ok ? sarah : huh . i -- i appreciate the offer , but -- clint : no , no , wait a minute . i think it makes a little more sense for her to stay at asa 's . there 's plenty of room there and your great - grandfather has a soft spot for you . sarah : i remember . i got my stubborn streak from him . look , i -- i love gramps and i 'm crazy about renee , but -- clint : well , then i 'll call renee right now and have her set up a guest room . sarah : no , no , please do n't . i ca n't stay with any of you . like i said before , i like my freedom and i want to live my own life out from the shadow of the buchanans . clint : yeah . it 's ok to live your own life with a little help from buchanan money , huh ? sarah : my parents gave me that money . i did n't think that meant that you owned me . clint : sarah , i said nothing about owning you . do n't put words in my mouth . sarah : i 'm sorry . but i ca n't live by your rules . i 'm not some meat - eating , oil - drilling cowgirl . and as for llanview , it 's just way too small . things did n't work out for me the last time i was in town -- i do n't belong here . and the longer i stay here , the more unhappy i 'm going to be . so it 's nothing personal and i do n't mean to be rude , but i have just got to blow this town . do you understand ? viki : sarah , honey , we 're family . we should stick together . clint : and as far as you leaving llanview , no -- not an option . [ scene_break ] tate : did i just hear you right ? did you just accuse me of being a racist pig like my father ? adriana : i do n't know what to think , tate . tate : that 's because you only believe what you want to . we 've been over this a million times since my father was arrested . adriana : still , finding that medallion , i ca n't help but wonder if -- tate : what -- what would i be doing with you , huh ? why would i be hanging out with a -- with a puerto rican girl if i was into white supremacy ? why would i be working with layla , who 's black ? adriana : i do n't have an answer to that . tate : you want me to prove to you that i 'm not like my father ? fine , i 'll prove it . there -- huh ? the exposed launch party ? two african americans , a latina , and the tate arm - in - arm ? does n't that prove anything to you ? rex 's voice : well , if somebody was trying to cover up the fact that they were a racist , what better way to do that than by hanging out with somebody of a different race ? adriana : you 're right . you 've done everything you can to prove you 're not a racist . tate : oh , finally -- she gets it . adriana : right . sorry if i upset you . tate : hey , it 's ok , you know ? i mean , it 's -- it 's the pressure , it 's the -- the press constantly hounding you . i know it 's gotten to you . but you know me , adriana . you know the real me . adriana : maybe not as well as i thought . [ scene_break ] blair : todd 's alive and he -- he called ? what did -- what did he say ? i mean -- starr : oh , my god ! blair : where is he ? what did he say , dorian ? starr : mom , he 's alive ! blair : what did he say ? starr : dad 's alive ! dorian : now , honey , he did n't call me . he -- i answered the phone , but it was your phone . you left it behind in your haste to get down here . bo : but why are you so sure that it was manning ? dorian : because i recognized his voice and , plus , he asked for blair . blair : he did ? starr : did he say where he was ? dorian : he tried to describe it , but , um , he said there was an official sign that said `` fire in rings only `` and then the phone went dead . bo : sounds like a campground . blair : yeah , but which one ? starr : wait -- why did the phone go dead ? dorian : the signal sounded weak . maybe he lost power . marty : miles , please , if you know where todd is -- miles : i do n't . john : dr. lord , did you happen to bring blair 's phone ? dorian : yes , of course . john : may i see it , please ? dorian : absolutely . john : last number 's still in there . blair : great . john : nothing -- line 's dead . look , i 'm going to call the phone company , see which cell tower the phone came from . maybe that will limit our options . blair : well , what else did he say ? did -- did he sound all right ? dorian : honey , i already told you everything he said . his voice was weak , he sounded tired . bo : what do you know about this , laurence ? miles : i 'm not answering another question , not until my lawyer 's present . in fact , i -- i want to call him now . bo : really ? knock yourself out . miles : i believe i 'm entitled to a private phone call . bo : keep an eye on him , please . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] hunter : why did n't you answer your phone ? miles : look , i ca n't get into that right now . just -- tell me what 's going on . have you -- have you found what we 're looking for ? hunter : i 'm with manning now . what should i do with him ? miles : i do n't know . spencer : of course you do , miles . you 've come too far to lose everything now . miles : look , i -- i need a plan . spencer : that 's no problem . we 're both very good at making plans . we 'll think of something . miles : is he conscious ? hunter : he was until i coldcocked him , but he 's not going to stay that way for long . spencer : everybody knows manning 's disturbed , miles . erratic , alone . this is n't the first time he 's brought misfortune upon himself . why should this time be any different ? pretend you 're me , miles . what would i do in this situation ? hunter : are you still there ? dude , what should i do ? [ scene_break ] miles : i got it , i got it . here 's what we 're going to do . john : ok . the number manning called from -- it 's a cellular registered to an earl baker . blair : i do n't -- i do n't know that name . john : yeah , well , i got in touch with the guy 's wife , all right ? and she said he 's on some sort of camping trip up at lake llantano . it 's a big space , but i 'm heading up there now . blair : ok , well , i 'll go with you . john : no . blair : what are you talking about ? john : what do you mean , what am i talking about ? you 're not going anywhere . blair : i 'm going with you . you ca n't stop me from going there . i 'm going to go help you find todd . john : oh , yeah ? blair : yeah . dorian : no , no , no , no . no sense fighting her . john : have n't we done this -- blair : i do n't care about chicago , all right ? dorian : she 's going to do it , lieutenant , and she 'd be better off with your protection . blair : yeah . john : fine . give me two minutes . blair : ok . starr : i 'm going , too . blair : no , sweetheart . no , you 're not . listen , you know , if -- if dad calls , i 'll -- i 'll let you know , all right , if we find him ? starr : why ca n't i go ? blair : because i want you to stay here with dorian . he might call aunt dorian 's , and you 'll need to talk to him , ok ? please . miles : so , any luck on tracing todd 's call ? blair : well , as a matter of fact , yeah . and we know where he is , so guess what -- it 's over for you , miles laurence . cole : starr , i really need to talk to you . blair : absolutely not ! dorian : oh , definitely not . she 's going to be coming home with me . blair : that 's right . bo : keep me posted , will you ? john : i will . i will . we 'll keep channel six clear . what are you going to do about -- what are you going to do about marty ? bo : i 'm going to hold her for 48 hours . whether or not we have enough to charge her with murder , that 's nora 's call . john : and laurence ? bo : oh , he 's going to end up in a cell . do n't worry about that . his case is more clear - cut . john : he should burn . bo : you 're right . john : hey . let 's go . blair : thank you . starr : lieutenant ? john : yes ? starr : find my dad . blair : we will , sweetie . we will . [ scene_break ] tate : you do n't know me ? what 's -- what 's that supposed to mean ? adriana : i 'm confused , that 's all . tate : oh , great . after i bust my ass trying to explain myself to you , poor little adriana 's still confused , huh ? why do i even bother ? adriana : please do n't speak to me that way . tate : well , what , i 'm not supposed to be frustrated after i give you a long list of -- of things explaining who i am ? after i give you a variety of ways showing you that i 'm not like my father , you 're still suspicious of me ? well , forgive me if i 'm just pissed off a tad , ok ? adriana : tate , if my father had done all those horrible things , there is no way in hl i 'd have kept that medallion ! tate : oh . back to the damn medallion again , huh ? get over it ! it 's just a piece of metal , that 's it ! adriana : it 's more than that ! it 's an insult to me because of my ethnicity and my heritage , and because of layla and evangeline and cristian ! it 's a foul , disgusting thing , and i do n't want it in my house ! tate : oh , what ? so i 'm the bad guy now , huh , because i 'm white ? is that it ? is that why you 're all pissed off all of the sudden ? adriana : oh , `` pissed off `` ? tate , i get pissed off when someone is late to a meeting , or they do n't return my phone call . but finding that medallion , holding it in my hand for even just a second made me feel dirty , and sick . literally sick . tate : you 're such a drama queen , you know that ? adriana : i thought i knew you . tate : you do . adriana : then get rid of it . tate : you want me to get rid of it ? fine . done . adriana : right now . tate : i 'm sorry , but i 'm not going to do that . [ scene_break ] clint : sarah , i do n't like the idea of you gallivanting around the world completely out of touch with your parents . sarah : i am a grown woman . clint : yes , you are , and you 're free to make your own decisions . sarah : exactly . clint : but you 're going to make those decisions after i know you 're safe . viki : and based on what you 've told us , sweetheart , you 're not . you 're in danger . clint : so stay here . not permanently . not permanently , just until todd and the hunter situation is resolved . sarah : no . rex : good luck . viki : oh , rex , thank you , thank you . rex : yeah , you 're welcome . cristian : yeah , i 'm going to -- i 'm going to go , too . sarah : no , no , cristian , please , stay . i mean , since you and rex hijacked me , i 'm going to need a ride home . viki : no , no , you 're not . you 're staying here , end of discussion . clint : no , it 's not the end of the discussion . i mean , since tina ca n't be found , and cord is the more responsible parent , i believe he 'd like his daughter to stay with the buchanans . viki : what are you doing ? clint : or -- maybe sarah would like to rejoin her father in london . sarah : over my dead body . clint : that 's exactly what we 're trying to avoid . viki : clint , this is not a competition , ok ? i 'm trying to be practical . asa and renee already have nora and matthew at their house . this is a huge , empty place . sarah : ok , stop , please . i 'm not some kind of ping - pong ball . would you stop arguing over me ? viki : fine , you decide where you want to stay -- there or here ? sarah : if i 'm forced to stay here in llanview , i 'm staying with him . [ scene_break ] dorian : why do n't you change into your p.j.s and i 'll whip us up a snack ? starr : no , i want to hear what my dad said to you . dorian : well , i 've already told you everything . the wonderful news is that -- well , he 's still alive . starr : but you said that he sounded weak , and then the phone broke up . i mean , what -- i ca n't believe that cole would lie to me . dorian : i 'm sure he had his reasons . starr : not good ones . britney said that he was lying to me , and she was right . if he would have just told the truth , they would have found dad days ago , and he would be home by now . dorian : you know , sometimes it 's hard to know what to do when you 're faced with a difficult situation . starr : are you sticking up for cole ? dorian : no , i 'm just saying that i do n't think he meant to hurt you . starr : i do n't care what he meant . i never want to see him or talk to him ever again . dorian : well , at least you know your father 's going to be pleased . starr : what ? dorian : when he comes home . he 's -- he 's going to like it that you 're not seeing cole anymore . starr : is that supposed to make me feel better ? dorian : after all , you do have to look on the bright side . starr : there is no bright side to this , aunt dorian . [ scene_break ] marty : can cole go now ? bo : yeah , sure . cole : mom , no . bo : we may have more questions for you , though . marty : sweetie , i need you to spend the night over at your friend tom 's house , with his family , ok ? i 'm going to call mrs. rocca and explain everything . cole : mom , i 'll be fine on my own , ok ? marty : i do n't want you to be alone right now . i 'm going to be ok . we are going to be ok . we 're going to get through this . cole : at least you ca n't hurt my mom anymore , can you ? miles : i never intended to hurt her . i love her . marty : come on , sweetie . i need you to be good , ok ? cole : all right . i 'll see you tomorrow . marty : mm - hmm . cole : i 'll be back here as soon as they let me , ok ? marty : yeah . cole : bye . bo : marty , would you like to make a phone call ? marty : yeah , yeah , i -- i need to call cole 's mom -- um -- his friend 's mom . bo : no , no , that 's not what i meant . what i meant is , maybe -- maybe you should have a lawyer here before you have to answer more questions . marty : um -- i said everything . you know , my story 's not going to change , but you 're right . you 're right , i should call a -- a lawyer . two , actually . one to defend me , and one to manage my annulment . miles : annulment ? marty : we did n't have a real marriage , miles . just a piece of paper . so i 'm just going to get another piece of paper to prove that it never happened . bo : laurence , did you get a hold of your lawyer ? miles : no , i could n't reach him . bo : well , i think you better keep trying , because when we find manning and he corroborates cole 's story , you 're going to be charged with kidnapping and attempted murder . [ scene_break ] adriana : you 're not going to throw it away ? tate : i did n't say that . i just -- i do n't like being pressured , ok ? adriana : oh . but it 's ok for me to be insulted and offended ? tate : well , you would n't be offended if you trusted me , if you were n't suspicious of my every move . adriana : oh -- oh , no . you are not going to pin this on me . you are not going to play the victim in this . tate : i am the victim here , ok ? i am constantly being chastised and threatened . you did the same thing to rex . adriana : what ? tate : yeah . you pushed him away because you did n't trust him , and he , the pathetic poor little bastard that he is , he just slunk away , feated . well , that 's not me , ok ? i am not rex . adriana : you 're right . i 'm sorry , um -- i -- i came on too strong . i trust you . of course i do . it 's just this whole racism and hate crimes thing -- it 's got me rattled . tate : huh . no kidding . adriana : look , i know you 're not like your father . so since you agreed to get rid of that thing , i would really appreciate it if as a friend , and someone who cares about me , if you would put it where it belongs right now . in the garbage . tate : fine . adriana : thank you . now leave . tate : what ? what are you talking about ? i did what you wanted . i -- i threw away the medallion . adriana : i know . i 'm just -- i 'm tired , and the press is n't hounding you anymore , right ? so you can go back to your own place now . i 'll see you tomorrow . ok ? [ knock on door ] rex : adriana ? what do you want ? adriana : it 's about tate . rex : look , if you 're here to tell me what a great guy he is -- adriana : i 'm not . i 'm here to tell you , you may be right . you may have been right about him all along . [ scene_break ] cristian : you want to stay with me ? sarah : is that a problem ? cristian : well , you see , my place is not really set up for anyone else . i mean , i got my photography , my paintings -- it 's pretty messy . it 's -- it 's not going to happen . sarah : well , you 're the one who dragged me back to llanview , dude , so you either put me up , or i 'm out of here . viki : cristian , i hate to say it , but it would be a perfect solution , because you can keep her safe . clint : yeah , it would mean a great deal to me , too . you know , at least until todd is found and hunter is no longer a threat . cristian : fine . viki : thank you . sarah : ok , roomie , let 's go home . cristian : the name 's cristian . call me `` roomie `` again , you 're going to have to find another place to crash . sarah : see how compatible we are ? cristian : yeah , match made in hell . sarah : i really did do everything i could for todd . viki : thank you . sarah : and i hope you find him . viki : yeah , so do i . [ scene_break ] dorian : honey , i know it does n't seem possible now , but you 're going to get over cole . starr : oh , of course i will -- when hell freezes over . dorian : men , they come and go . but the women in your life , especially the women in your family , will always be there for you , always . ok , i realize it 's cold comfort now , but someday , you are going to learn what it means to be a cramer woman . starr : thank you for coming down to the police station and bringing news about my dad . dorian : what else could i have done ? starr : i 'm going to go up to my room and wait to see if my mom or my dad call me . dorian : hmm . [ dorian sighs ] dorian : hello , cassie ? it 's mom . yes . i hope i 'm not calling too late . i just -- i do n't know -- i just wanted to hear the sound of my daughter 's voice . yes . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] miles : marty -- marty -- bo : could you escort mr. laurence to his cell , please ? and i 'll take dr. saybrooke to her cell myself . i do n't know the whole story here . but i 'm going to find out . that 's a promise . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , man . john : careful . blair : come on , john , these -- these woods go on forever . i mean , could n't that phone company be more specific ? john : well , it 's the only cell tower in the area , so we 're going to have to do the best we can . blair : well , just roaming around like this -- i mean , i think it 's ridiculous . john : wait . blair : what ? blair : what is it ? john : give me a little light . blair : my god , it 's the phone . john : yeah . there 's the sign todd was describing . blair : oh , i 'm thinking -- todd ! todd ! todd , can you hear me ? [ next_on ] rex : let 's just hope we nail him before anyone gets hurt . vincent : what 's wrong ? layla : someone 's in here . cole : i 'm not walking out on you , not until you hear my side of the story . blair : todd ? todd , is that you ?
adriana still holds the symbol of `` one perfect people `` in her hand when there is a knock on the door and it is tate . when tate comes in , she holds up the symbol of `` one perfect people . `` she asks him where he got it . he questions her as to where she had found it . she told him in his backpack . viki questions sarah if she knows where todd is . viki demands to know if todd is still alive . clint begins to ask cristian and rex if they saw todd . sarah tells them that todd was still alive when she saw him last . todd is on the phone with dorian and tells her that he wants to talk to blair . dorian lets him know that blair is n't there . blair and starr walk into the police station just in time to hear cole say that he had known for a while that todd was alive . blair demands to know where todd is . viki starts to call the police , but rex and cristian stop her . sarah fills viki and clint in on all the details about todd and who had held him . cristian tells viki that sarah called blair . todd asks dorian to help him . hunter walks up and knocks todd unconscious . dorian resolves that she has to tell blair . cole swears to starr that he does n't know where todd is . cole reveals that he saw miles holding todd hostage . blair lunges at miles , but john stops her . tate lies and tells adriana that the medallion was his father 's . viki and clint force sarah to stay with them or go back to london with her father . miles tries to tell the police that cole was making all this up . miles gets a call from hunter telling him that he found todd and asking what he wanted him to do with him . dorian comes into the police station and tells them that todd is alive that she just talked to him on the phone . adriana remembers something that rex told her about someone who was a racist . blair wants to know what todd said to her . marty urges miles to tell them where todd is . blair lets miles know that they have found out where todd is . adriana orders tate to get rid of the medallion , but tate refuses . sarah decides that she wants to stay with cristian . starr wonders why cole lied to her .
matthew 's voice : all right , let 's go . buchanan looking for the open shot . ooh , he gets it . oh , it 's all good . oh , let 's grab it . bo : yeah . nora : bo ? bo : ah , hey , nora . nora : did i hear matthew 's voice ? bo : uh , i was just looking at some old videos , home movies . nora : oh . i have n't done that in a while . actually , i 'm not really able to do that . bo : i have n't been able to stop watching them . nora : have you spoken to matthew ? bo : since he stormed out ? nora : mmm . kind of was hoping that was a bad dream . bo : well , he just had his heart set on a miracle . nora : does n't he understand we would never say no without a good reason and that we would do anything in this world to make him happy ? bo : he 's just a kid , you know . he does n't want to ... think about the scary parts of this operation . now , eventually , he 's gon na realize that we 're just trying to protect him . nora : do you think so ? bo : yeah . he just needs time to cool off . [ scene_break ] téa : just because you gave me this does n't mean i 'm taking your case . destiny : you have to . i 've seen it on tv a million times . téa : life does n't always work the way it does on tv . matthew : so you 're not gon na help me ? téa : i did n't say that . okay . why do you two kids need to retain a lawyer ? matthew : because i 'm a kid and i have no control over my life . destiny : that 's right . and because he 's a kid , he needs to divorce his parents . [ scene_break ] john : so i 'm guessing those are manning 's . i just ran into téa . blair : well , i guess she told you , then , that she walked in on us doing the horizontal mambo . john : yeah . blair : you here to tell me what a fool i am , maybe call me a slut ? john : just want to make sure you 're okay . blair : i just slept with the one man that i should n't have , john . of course i 'm not okay . [ scene_break ] schuyler : gigi . gigi : oh , my god ! schuyler : sorry . gigi : hi , schuyler . hi . schuyler : you look like you 're in a hurry . gigi : just going to grab a book of shane 's from the car . i thought maybe i could persuade him to take a break from the video games . schuyler : okay . wait . so , wait . if you 're here , then that means ... gigi : we convinced stacy that shane needs another stem cell transfusion , yes . schuyler : and she 's gon na get the bag of blood from the real donor ? gigi : with any luck . she just left . rex is following her . schuyler : and she did not admit everything ? gigi : stacy ? are you kidding ? but if everything is going according to plan , rex just told her we all know she 's a lying bitch , and he 's on his way back here with the blood . [ scene_break ] rex : you want me to make love to you ? stacy : you did it before . rex : because you lied to me . you made me think you saved shane 's life . stacy : you did n't worry about this then . the only thing you worried about was kissing me and holding me and ... making love to me . mmm . rex : what are you doing ? stacy : oh , this is so much softer than those ballet mats . rex : i 'm not doing this . stacy : you could n't even wait to get me home . you took me right there . rex : look , this is now . do you hear me ? this is n't happening . stacy : well ... actions do speak louder than words . [ scene_break ] greg : so what do you say ? will you join us ? shaun : we have to find destiny first . greg : oh , she 's just outside with matthew . you know , he can come , too . what do you say ? brendan : hey , rach . rachel : brendan . uh , hey . shaun , greg , this is brendan , my , uh , friend . brendan : it 's cool . you can tell them you 're my drug counselor . she 's totally amazing , by the way . shaun : totally ? brendan : oh , yeah . before i met her , i was so wasted , i did n't even want to board . rachel : you should see him on the ramp now . brendan : oh , i just bit it doing a kick - up , though . rachel : oh . brendan : carlotta 's usually good for some ice . greg : you should wear a helmet . brendan : hey , are you the dude that sent rachel those flowers ? shaun : no , i 'm that dude . rachel : brendan , are you okay ? brendan : uh , yeah . 42 days clean , i swear . it 's just the hand . greg : but that 's it ? brendan : i kind of got a wicked headache . i can take aspirin , right ? greg : no , no , you do n't need aspirin . you need to get to the hospital . [ scene_break ] matthew : divorce my parents ? destiny : it 'll work , right ? it 's called emancipation . téa : yeah , and it 's a very serious step . it means severing all ties with your mom and dad , including financial ones . destiny : he does n't care . he wants my brother to help him . téa : who 's your brother ? matthew : dr. evans . he said he can give me an operation that 'll make me walk again . destiny : but his parents wo n't let him have the surgery . téa : why is that ? matthew : i do n't know . the doctor said there 's a slight chance something could go wrong . téa : how slight , matthew ? matthew : it does n't matter . i want to walk again . téa : so you think if matthew becomes emancipated , he could authorize the surgery for himself ? destiny : they did it on tv . what ? my mom watches those shows . téa : matthew , do you really want to do this ? matthew : i love my mom and dad , but if it 's the only way i can get out of this wheelchair , yeah , i want a divorce . [ scene_break ] nora : how much time do you think it 'll take matthew to cool off ? bo : it 's hard to say . i just wish that we did n't have to take a stand like this . nora : yes , please . i know , i know . you know , i 've even been doing some research over similar cases , seeing if that would change my mind . bo : and evans is n't as good as he says he is ? nora : oh , no , he 's fantastic . several doctors actually do this procedure , and he has the highest rate of success . bo : but ? nora : i just keep going back to those patients who ended up worse off than they were before , and there were those who ... bo : did n't even make it . nora : yes . and out of all of them , the fatalities -- they were found in patients with pre - existing conditions . matthew -- matthew had seizures when he was a baby , bo . i -- it 's just too scary . bo : hmm . you know , i keep picturing the look on his face when he heard about the operation . just like ... immediately , he could picture himself walking again . nora : have you changed your mind ? bo : hmm ? no . no , no , no . i do n't want him to do this any more than you do , you know . it 's -- it 's clint that does n't get it . nora : no . yeah . he just looks at the surgery as some sort of magic bullet . bo : have you told him about your research , showed it to him ? nora : well , i would if he was speaking to me , but ... bo : that 's bad timing , is n't it ? i mean , since you 're getting married in a couple of days . nora : yeah , well , at this rate , i think the only way he 'll make it to the altar is to say , `` i do n't . `` hmm . bo : hope you 're joking about that . nora : why ? fondue set not returnable ? bo : i just hate to think that i was the one responsible for you calling off your wedding . [ scene_break ] gigi : to think , by the end of the day , everything is gon na be all right . i almost want to pinch myself . schuyler : yeah . yeah . i mean , you wo n't have to worry anymore . shane will have everything he needs . gigi : and rex will finally be back home where he belongs . schuyler : yeah , that 's great . gigi : and everyone will finally know what a liar stacy is . it was n't enough she pretended to be my son 's donor . she had to pretend to sleep with my boyfriend , too . sorry . like i said , i 'm hyper . schuyler : no , it 's okay . gigi : so what are you doing here , anyway ? are you okay ? schuyler : yeah - uh , yeah . no . uh , yeah , i 'm -- i , uh -- i had a meeting . gigi : oh , god , learn to mind your own business , gigi . oh . schuyler : no , it 's okay . i 'm allowed to tell you that i 'm in a group for recovering addicts . i just have to keep everyone else anonymous . gigi : well , still , if you do n't want to talk about it -- schuyler : i -- i do n't mind . it was a good meeting . i even shared . gigi : oh , that 's -- that 's good , right ? schuyler : yeah , it was . uh ... talked about you . [ scene_break ] rex : you expect me to have sex with you ? stacy : if you want this . and if you do n't -- rex : all -- all right ! all right ! stacy : so you 'll do it ? rex : you know me . i will do anything to save my son 's life . [ scene_break ] téa : if you guys want to do this , let me tell you the deal . the emancipation laws in this country generally apply to minors over 16 and under 18 . matthew : well , i 'll be 16 next winter . téa : ok . let 's go over here . yes . they generally apply to minors who are also living and working outside their parents ' homes . destiny : we could get you a job , and then you could find your own place . téa : even if you do that , this is a long process . most minors reach maturity before it 's over . matthew : i have to wait 3 years ? téa : ah , well , there are exceptions , when the court will grant immediate emancipation . destiny : like what ? téa : oh , like if the minor wants to join the military or get married -- destiny : wait . that 's , like , your thing , right ? téa : my thing ? destiny : you get people married so they can win court cases . i read it on the internet . téa : i doubt very much that matthew wants to get married . destiny : he wants to walk again . and ... if it 'll help , i can marry you . [ scene_break ] gigi : you talked about me at your meeting ? schuyler : well , yeah . you know , i mean , they -- they want you to focus , like , on the good things in life , and i talked about what a good friend you 've been . so -- gigi : me ? schuyler : yeah . gigi : um , if it was n't for you , i never would have known stacy was faking being shane 's donor . schuyler : okay . well , i could n't watch her do that to you anymore . gigi : you turned everything around for me . if you had n't helped me , shane would still be furious with me and i might never have gotten back together with rex . speaking of , what is taking him so long ? schuyler : hey , gigi , you know what ? if i know stacy , she 's gon na try to get out of this . gigi : not a chance . i just wish i could see the expression on her face when rex tells her she 's busted . schuyler , what 's wrong ? schuyler : huh ? nothing . nothing . i 'm just ... you know , i kind of almost sort of feel bad for her , finding out that it 's really over with the one person that she wants . [ scene_break ] blair : see what i mean about being a fool ? john : oh , i do n't think you 're a fool . blair : well , what about a liar ? all those times that i told you i was through with todd , i -- i meant it . john : i know . blair : what 's wrong with me , john ? john : nothing . blair : not according to my aunt dorian . john : oh , yeah ? what 's her diagnosis ? blair : oh , she says it 's crameritis , you know -- always worried about what other people have . i want to keep what i do n't even want . john : todd ? blair : you think it 's hopeless ? john : i 'd never think that about you . blair : whatever . um ... delivery man : lady said this goes in the cabana ? blair : yeah , right in there , guys . do n't ask . john : mmm . i do n't like seeing you beat yourself up like this . blair : come on , john , why not ? i did something really stupid . john : well , you know what i think of manning . blair : yes , i know what you think of manning . john : you know , i 'm not here to judge you . i 'm just here . blair : even though you 're with marty now ? [ scene_break ] rachel : are you sure shaun can park in that lot ? it says `` emergencies only . `` greg : well , we need to get brendan looked at now . brendan : my hand is fine , really . greg : where 'd you hit your head when you fell ? nurse : what do you think you 're doing ? greg : this boy has to be examined . i already did a preliminary checkup , okay ? nurse : who are you ? greg : i 'm a doctor . nurse : you ca n't go in there . you 're not on staff here . [ scene_break ] schuyler : i 'm sorry . that 's rachel . we work in a treatment center together . can i just -- i 'm gon na -- gigi : go . schuyler : one second . rachel , hey . rachel : what ? oh . schuyler : is that brendan greer ? rachel : yeah . he just fell off his skateboard , nothing serious . he 's talking and everything . schuyler : oh , good . rachel : you know what ? i should probably go in there . schuyler : yeah , go . [ scene_break ] nurse : i 'm calling security . greg : you can call whoever you want . we 're staying right here . rachel : you okay , brendan ? brendan : how -- how do you know my name ? rachel : what ? [ scene_break ] nora : bo , you did n't come between clint and me . bo : no . no , i meant when i yelled at him for bringing in dr. evans without talking to us first . nora : oh . well , i mean , that was n't his place to do that . bo : i just did n't want to mess things up for you . nora : listen , ever since matthew got hurt , clint 's whole approach to this has been , `` i 'm gon na buy me a high - priced specialist and fix the problem . `` bo : sounds more like pa every day . nora : yes , well , and most times , i find it endearing , but he does need to understand that you and i are matthew 's parents . bo : yeah . well , he kind of feels like he 's on the outside . nora : well , much as i do when he has issues with his children . bo : oh , and you never give him any advice ? nora : if he asks me for advice , i have given it . bo : okay . nora : but i totally get that he would want to go through those times with viki rather than me . bo : oh , you do n't have to convince me . i do n't know how i 'd get through all of this if ... i was n't going through it with you . nora : do you know what ? i have -- i have that research here . do you want to look at it ? bo : yeah , sure , i 'd like to take a look at it . thanks . nora : you know , maybe we should sit matthew down and have him read it , you know ? or look at the websites . bo : yeah . it 'd be like pulling teeth . nora : no , really . those websites are really fantastic . i just think that he would feel differently if he -- if he saw that the ... [ scene_break ] destiny : why are you looking at me like that ? it 's not so crazy , right ? matthew : you really want to marry me ? destiny : she said that 's how you get emancipated . téa : unfortunately , you both need to be 16 . and , destiny , you 'd still need to get parental consent , which i doubt very much you 'd be able to do . destiny : i was just kidding . i knew it would n't work . téa : matthew , i do n't think you really want to divorce your parents . matthew : probably not . it 's just ... téa : what is it ? matthew : everyone keeps saying that i can lead a productive life . téa : you do n't think you can ? matthew : it 'd be different if there was no chance i could walk again , but there is . i know that . téa : so you want to take that chance ? matthew : yeah , but you just said there 's no way . téa : look . i did n't say that there was no way . [ scene_break ] blair : it 's all right . i can talk about marty now . john : she 's usually a touchy subject . blair : and you are avoiding the question . john : hmm . blair : you 're with her now , are n't you ? okay . take that as a yes , and that it 's serious . you know ... you know me , and you know that i will probably never be a fan of marty saybrooke 's and never the president of her fan club , but ... john , if she makes you happy , you know it makes me happy . well , i 'd better call and ... i 'd better call my lawyer to hurry up so to get our marriage out of your way , right ? john : i already did . blair : i ca n't -- i ca n't sign this . [ scene_break ] stacy : i want to hear you say the words , that you 'll make love to me . rex : i love shane , i love gigi , and i would do anything for them . i would throw myself in front of a train if i had to , and if i had to do this , i would . stacy : so you will make love to me . oh . rex : damn it , stacy , is this really who you are ? i guess maybe it is . you blackmailed gigi , and now you 're blackmailing me . stacy : you want me , rex . you know you do . rex : no , i want what shane needs to survive , and if you 're this needy and desperate , this is the only way ... i will have sex with you if i have to . but i would never call it `` making love `` because i would hate every second of it . stacy : rex , please . rex : but at least i 'd know why i 'd be doing it . why would you ? why would you want to have sex with somebody who did n't want you ? who could n't wait for it be over so he could go back to the woman he does want ? that turns you into nothing more than a common -- stacy : fine ! just take it . take it . go . go ! [ scene_break ] blair : i thought we agreed on an annulment . john : i asked the lawyer to change it . blair : but why ? an annulment 's easier . it 's faster . john : it 's a lie . it says the marriage never happened . blair : if you want to , you know , start off with a clean slate ? john : do you ? blair : you 're talking to me here . a clean slate ? come on . do n't you want your first marriage to be with someone who really matters ? come on . john : it was . you mattered , and you always will . look . i 'm gon na get out of your way , alright ? . you sign them whenever you feel like it . blair : you got a pen ? [ scene_break ] téa : okay . let 's be clear . all you want is the right to choose thee surgery for yourself . matthew : yes . destiny : there is something you can do ? téa : there 's a lot can do . destiny : so what are you waiting for ? do it . téa : hello ! i am not cheap . this pays for about t 10 seconds of my time , but i will be keeping it . thank you very much . matthew : trust me . i 'm good for it . téa : you sure ? destiny : he said so , did n't he ? matthew : look . this is really important to me . téa : i 'm getting that . but have you thought about how your parents will react ? matthew : they 'll probably be pissed at first but once i 'm walking again , they 'll forgive me . téa : they 'll forgive you , but what about me ? destiny : why do you care what matthew 's parents think of y you ? téa : having the police commissioner and the d.a . angry at me , a defense attorney ? not exactly the wisest move in the world . matthew : it 's not more important than me walking again . téa : i give you this : you are your mother 's son . what the hell , nora hates me , anyway . destiny : so you 'll do it ? téa : yeah . let me make a call . i 'll get the ball rolling . [ scene_break ] nora : that was last fall . bo : just before basketball tryouts . nora : he wanted you to videotape him so that he could analyze his form . bo : yeah . now i 'm the one looking at the tape . nora : god . how do you do that ? bo : first i thought it would be hard seeing him walk again , but that was n't it . nora : what was ? bo : seeing his face . nora : he looks so happy here . bo : how do we help him get that back ? nora : i do n't know . bo : it 's like he thinks it 's never gon na happen , you know . he does n't even want to try . nora : i do know that i ca n't until i face my own . bo , will you do me a favor ? bo : what ? nora : will you play this videotape for me ? please ? please ? please ? nora 's voice : whoo - hoo ! matthew 's voice : and the crowd goes wild . yeah ! bo 's voice : let 's see it again . nope . what are you doing ? matthew 's voice : dad , go sit next to mom . ha ha ha ! matthew 's voice : come on , get closer . [ scene_break ] schuyler : sorry . one of the kids from the center was brought in . i just -- i had to check with rachel . gigi : yeah , and you were getting sick of hearing me rant about stacy . look . i 'm sorry . i know that you two were friends . schuyler : no . no , you have every right to hate her . gigi : i do n't know if i hate her , but i can not feel sorry for her , not after what she did . schuyler : yeah , forcing you to choose between rex and shane ? i an , come on , that 's unbelievable . gigi : i still ca n't believe i did that -- lying to the man i love more than anything , saying i did n't love him anymore . thank god everything is finally out in the open . it 's nothing but honesty from now on . schuyler : yeah . yeah , , no -- yeah , honesty . gigi : are you sure you 're okay ? schuyler : actually , can we -- -- can we , like , get a cup of coffee or something ? gigi : right now ? schuyler : yeah , just while you 're waiting . please ? please ? gigi : well , o -- schuyler : i just -- i have something that i want to talk to you about . gigi : oh , my god ! you got it . rex : i got it . stacy had it locked in fur vault . at least she knew t to keep it cold . schuyler : where is stacy now ? rex : still there , as far as i know . gigi : did n't want to admit she lost ? rex : actually , she was kind of mess . schuyler : i got to go . gigi : balsom , we did it . rex : yeah , we did it , morasco . now we just got to get this blood somewhere safe . gigi : i 'm gon na tell shane good news . [ scene_break ] greg : this kid has lost consciousness . where the hell is an orderly ? nurse : security is on its way . if you do n't step away from that boy right t now -- greg : he has an intracerebral hematoma . you want to keep reading me the rule book ? go for it . but you 're gon na watch this kid die ! nurse : you 're sure ? greg : yes . bring me a high speed neurosurgical l drill . nurse : but -- -- greg : do it ! rachel : what are you gon na do ? greg : he 's got pressure building up inside his brain . i release that pressure . rachel : you 're gon na drill a hole in his skull ? greg : that 's the only way to save him . rachel : but wait . he was fine just a little while ago . greg : i know . they call it `` talk and die syndrome . `` it happens sometimes , especially when there 's a hard fall to this area of the skull . rachel : how did you know ? greg : the same reason that you thought he was using : his eyes were n't focusing . and then when he complained of a headache , and now -- nurse : i paged a surgeon . greg : we do n't have time to wait . nurse : what are you doing ? greg : i said , we do n't have time . nurse : if you think i 'm going to help you -- greg : rachel , come over here . nurse : this woman n is n not a professional . greg : it does n't matter . she 's gon na help me . rachel : wait . i -- i do n't know what -- greg : it 's okay . i can handle this . rachel : i do n't think i can do this . greg : yes , you can . you will shut up and do exactly as i say , or brendan w wo n't make it to 43 days clean . rachel : brendan , remember how scared you were of getting clean ? you did n't think you could do it , but you did because you were stronger than the drugs , and you are stronger than that . you are gon na be just fine . security guard : all right , hold it right there . greg : that 's it . just keep talking to him . security guard : no , i said stop . greg : you want to kill this boy ? security guard : no , you 're the one that 's doing that . now , you can explain it down at the l.p.d . shaun : you heard the doc . security guard : and who the hell are you ? shaun : someone who cares about this kid 's life . security guard : what ? no . shaun : what do you say me and you have a little talk ? security guard : bad move . [ scene_break ] gigi : you still have the blood ? rex : they told me i have to wait for somebody to take it to the blood bank . i 'm not letting it out of my sight until i know it 's locked up somewhere safe and shane 's name is plastered all l over it . gigi : right . he 's almost to level 9 in `` aura . `` rex : they got `` aura `` here ? gigi : i think one of the nurses ought it in . but he was actually pretty psyched when i told him he could stop playing because we got what we needed . rex : we can finally kiss this place go - bye . gigi : tell me everything . what happened when you caught stacy ? rex : it was pretty bad . gigi : well , did she try to get out of it , or did she finally come clean ? rex : both . then she tried to blackmail me . gigi : with what ? rex : it does n't matter . it did n't work . gigi : well , we should have her arrested , rex . what she did was wrong . rex : i know , but i think she 's suffering enough as it is . [ scene_break ] schuyler : stacy . stacy , you okay ? stacy : what ? schuyler : you all right ? stacy : he told me he did n't want me . schuyler : yeah . i 'm sorry . stacy : you 're sorry ? this is all your fault . you 're the one who told gigi i was n't the donor . schuyler : yeah . yeah , because it was the truth . stacy : yu ruined everything . if y you did n't , everything would have been fine . schuyler : no . no , it would n't have . it was all a lie . he did n't know you . how could he care for you if he did n't know you ? stacy : he did ! schuyler : not the real you . stacy : i do n't care . schuyler : okay . you know what ? maybe . maybe -- maybe this is a good thing . maybe this is an opportunity for you to be real . stacy : i just want to be with him . i love him . i love him so much . [ scene_break ] john : we do n't have to do this now . blair : yeah . yeah , we do . come on . we both need to -- to move on . hey . john : hmm ? blair : i am gon na miss you . john : well , there 's no law against being friends . blair : oh , yeah , the way you and marty are friends ? no , i did n't mean it ... like that , i mean . i just meant that sometimes that 's easier said than done . i mean , look at todd , téa , and me . john : that 's not us . blair : no . no . we were by far more civilized . uh , here goes . okay . your turn . female singer : the chances are you lose yourself lose yourself to someone else i made that mistake when i was young and the time it takes to give it back somewhere that i do n't know if i i can stay anymore female singer : : found courage to let your heart through and i do n't want to let you down it 's a little late to get to how this can all go wrong blair : well , ... that 's it . john : yeah , it looks like it . blair : we had some good times , did n't we ? john : we had some great times . [ scene_break ] greg : pupils equal and reactive . nice job . rachel : it worked ? greg : it worked . nurse : i 'll get him a bed . shaun : you 're all done ? greg : yeah . kid 's gon na be okay . shaun : the guard called some of his buddies . you might be in trouble . doctor : somebody call me about a craniotomy ? greg : it 's done . patient 's stable . well , i guess we 're gon na need another rain check for dinner at the palace , huh ? rachel : you saved brendan 's life . shaun : that 's my brother ... the hero . [ scene_break ] matthew : so now what ? téa : for you two ? nothing . destiny : so then , what are we supposed to do ? téa : be patient . everything is in motion , starting right about now . [ scene_break ] matthew 's voice : mom , dad , get closer . bo 's voice : come on , who are you ? what are you , cecil b. demille ? matthew 's voice : just get closer . come on . that 's close enough . bo 's voice : okay . nora 's voice : bo , hello ! what are you doing ? [ knock on door ] bo : yeah . come in . process server : commissioner buchanan ? bo : yes ? process server : consider yourself served . nora : is that a summons ? process server : d.a . hanen ? nora : yeah . process server : i have one for you , too . nora : who would sue us ? bo : our son . [ scene_break ] blair : well , i guess this is , uh ... really over . john : i guess so . nah . john : take care of yourself . blair : you , too . [ scene_break ] schuyler : let me , uh ... let me take you home , okay ? stacy : i do n't have a home . schuyler : i know . you can stay with me . stacy : no , because i do n't want to stay with you . schuyler : okay . stacy -- stacy : no , you know what ? i do n't want anything from you , schuyler . i do n't want you ! schuyler : i know that . stacy : you know the only thing that makes me feel good about this ? you lost gigi , too . go to hell , schuyler ! [ scene_break ] gigi : it does n't look so bad . rex : since when are you scared at the sight of blood ? again . shane did that . and from now on , that 's what it 's gon na be : you , me , and shane . it 's over ! rex : it 's over . [ scene_break ] stacy : this is n't over . nobody 's ever gon na hurt stacy morasco again . they messed with the wrong girl .
matthew and destiny talk to tea about their legal options regarding the fact that his parents wo n't authorize the surgery that could help him walk and that he wo n't accept that . she concludes if he is really serious , there are things she can do . bo and nora are talking about their son an wondering what to do . and when they least expect it , a summons server finds them a serves them with a subpoena drawn up by tea on behalf of their son . meanwhile , rachel and greg notice a client of hers has suffered a head trauma . greg knows that it is urgent that he get surgery . he takes the kid to the hospital and risks getting thrown in jail by hospital security in order to save his life . rachel and shawn are both in awe of the fact that greg moved heaven and earth to save a young boy 's life . blair and john talk about the ending of their marriage . he tells her that he does not want an annulment since it was a real marriage and she will always mean something to him . rex convinces stacy to give him the bag of blood and she gives up when he declares that he could never love her . she is distraught and heartbroken . schuyler finds her but she does not listen to what he has to say . and she declares that this is not over . she will get revenge upon them .
dorian : victoria ? where are you ? i have to talk to you . it 's about your charlie . he tried ... to ... get me into bed . david : think it 's time you invest in a butler . [ scene_break ] starr : oh ... langston : i ca n't believe markko is leaving . starr : maybe he 'll hate l.a . langston : yeah , all the beaches and the warm weather and the d - cup models banging on his door begging him for roles . i 'm sure he 'll be in agony . starr : please stop it . i do n't think markko could ever be that shallow . langston : you know , i do n't want to talk about that right now . i want to hear all about my best friend , who i have n't seen since graduation . what the hell have you been up to , anyway ? ford : target practice . [ scene_break ] eli : ross , it 's eli . todd and téa just told me you 're alive . call me as soon as you get this , bro . kelly : hi . rex : i have news . kelly : so you found something ? rex : i found a whole lot of somethings , and i 've got to think that one of them is gon na lead us to your mother 's killer . [ scene_break ] cristian : evangeline , if part of you is still left in there , if , by some chance , you can hear me through all these machines ... i need you to know , i never stopped loving you . i mean it . i love you , and i always will . i want you in my life always ... [ sniffles ] and i 'd do anything if i could save your mom and layla from having to decide whether to keep you hooked up to these machines or ... turn them off . [ scene_break ] layla : [ sighs ] you lied to me . mrs. williamson : you do n't know what you 're talking about . give me that . layla : no ! you owe me an explanation . mrs. williamson : i owe you no such thing . this is my house , and i will run it as i please . layla : you swore up and down that evangeline did n't have a living will . mrs. williamson : she does n't ! layla : then what is this that says , `` living will , `` huh ? it has evangeline 's name all over it . how could you keep this a secret ? how could you have violated vange like this ? [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , somebody please make the room stop spinning . i feel like i 'm on a tilt - a - wheel . i feel like -- jessica : shh . please stop talking . sound hurts . natalie : i know , i know , but it 's the only thing keeping me from heaving . jessica : oh ... natalie : oh , are you sick again , too ? jessica : i ca n't remember the last time i was n't . natalie : where are the doctors , already ? jessica : i do n't know . natalie : okay . this is ridiculous . i am calling mom . i know she is on the board . it 's about time she throws her weight around here . [ scene_break ] david : crying out loud . coitus interruptus can be brutal . viki , you take a breather . i 'll take care of dorian . all right . we want romance , not a threesome , so out you go . dorian : so help me , if you touch me , i 'll scream bloody murder . viki : oh , nobody is gon na scream anything . now , david -- david : all right . i 'll put her out the back door so you and i can get back to our hot ... dorian : murder ! viki : oh , for heaven 's sake -- david : foreplay . dorian : murder ! david : murder leads to death . foreplay leads to the little death . remember how that works ? let me give you a little visual demonstration , dorian . goes a little something like this . dorian : ooh ... [ scene_break ] jessica : no , no . wait . you ca n't call mom . she 'll just want to come here and hold our hands . natalie : what 's wrong with that ? jessica : oh , we ca n't . what if what we have is contagious ? we ca n't risk giving it to her with her heart condition . natalie : i still think it 's food poisoning . jessica : ohh , from david vickers ' muffins ? natalie : everything was fine until we tried his cooking . jessica : yeah , but he ate one right in front of us , and he 's not sick . natalie : well , that 's not saying much . ooh ... [ scene_break ] viki : oh , david , please lay off . david : you want me to do a few nude poses to get you back in the mood ? dorian : how could you ? viki : dorian , just calm down , okay ? dorian : depravity . that 's what it is . david : what are you talking about ? you and i have done a lot more in less time and smaller spaces . viki : okay . you be quiet . dorian : to think that i was motivated to do a good deed and so i dropped everything and came over here , only to see this specter , and i 've wanted to tell you about charles . david : oh , come on , hot stuff . we know all about you and charles . dorian : what about us ? david : the two of you are shacking up . dorian : who the hell told you that ? david : speak of the devil . [ charlie exhales ] [ scene_break ] ford : go ahead . tell langston about your itchy trigger finger . starr : why do n't you get out of our faces ? what , are you stalking langston ? ford : no . she would n't want that . starr : oh , do n't make me barf . now you 're worried about what langston wants ? ford : relax . i know she does n't want me in her life . she 's free to go back to markko if she wants . wait . what ? langston : he 's gon na find out , anyway . ford : find out what ? langston : markko is going to ucla . he 's leaving . [ scene_break ] kelly : we have to go to california . i know exactly -- eli . eli : oh , hi . kelly : i did n't know you were here . eli : how 's it going , kelly ? rex . yes . blair and i were just celebrating with sam out by the pool . kelly : so blair said yes . you guys are engaged ? eli : guilty as charged . kelly : aah ! that 's great . congratulations . rex : hey , way to go . you 're a lucky man . eli : oh , you do n't have to tell me . kelly : oh , i kept telling blair that she would be crazy not to snap you up . eli : which makes you my favorite future in - law and entitles you to a lifetime of all the free legal counseling you can get . kelly : wow , that could n't hurt , could it ? rex : your call . eli : what do we have here ? kelly : my mother 's killer -- bennett thompson . [ scene_break ] cristian : i know i should n't say this about layla , but the thing is , i 've fallen in love with her , vange . i did n't mean to . i actually tried not to , but it happened , anyway . layla means so much to me that i asked her to marry me , and she said yes . [ sniffles ] i used to think it 'd be you and me , but it 's me and layla instead , and we 're moving forward , so it would really mean a lot if you came back to us . we really do n't want to leave you behind . [ sniffles ] [ scene_break ] mrs. williamson : you kept your distance ever since evangeline was hurt , gallivanting all around , playing at high fashion and whatever else while evangeline lay there not moving day after day , and now you want to play devoted sister ? layla : you know how much i love evangeline . mrs. williamson : where were you while i was taking care of her , while i fed her , while i bathed her , took care of her , made her comfortable , kept her alive ? layla : against her wishes ! it says right here , `` this declaration reflects my commitment to refuse life - sustaining treatment . `` mrs. williamson : that piece of paper has no bearing on this situation . layla : `` i direct that treatment be limited to measures to keep me comfortable and to relieve pain , including any pain that might occur by withholding or withdrawing life - sustaining treatment . i do not want cardiac resuscitation . i do not want mechanical respiration . i do not want tube feeding ! `` mrs. williamson : that 's not the whole story . layla : it has her signature . what more do you need to know ? evangeline does n't want to be hooked up to those machines . she wants us to let her go . [ scene_break ] cristian : i 've never felt so powerless . i ca n't help you , and i do n't know how to help layla . we 're so close to being happy , but i know she 's holding back . it 's not your fault . she feels guilty about the two of us being together . i try to tell her that it 's okay , but that 's a lie ... because i have the same guilt . you 're fading away , and here i am needing so bad for you to tell us that it 's okay to move on . every instinct in me tells me that you 'd want us to be happy , but i need to know for sure . i do n't know if my gut is good enough , only i ca n't know , and you ca n't tell me , so where does that leave us ? [ scene_break ] mrs. williamson : wow , i wish i had known that you could get inside your sister 's head . would 've saved me a whole lot of time . i mean , i could 've flipped the switch on evangeline a long time ago . layla : god , mom , the last thing i want is to lose evangeline like this , not like this , but it is not our choice . this is proof of what she wanted . mrs. williamson : it 's proof of nothing . look closer . it has n't been dated or witnessed . it 's not notarized , filed , nothing . layla : just because she did n't get a chance to do any of that does not mean -- mrs. williamson : all that piece of paper says to me is that she thought about it , but not enough to make it official . layla : it 's just a technicality . mrs. williamson : i do n't care what it is ! i will not put my daughter to death based on a clue . layla : [ sighs ] mom , what if she 's already gone ? [ scene_break ] kelly : i hired rex to look into my mother 's murder . now , i think maybe if we can all put our heads together , we can figure out what my next move is . eli : wow , i had no idea your investigation was so far along as to i.d . a killer . you mentioned a name . rex : right now , bennett thompson is a person of interest . that 's all . eli : and how did you connect this guy to the murders ? how 'd he fall into the mix ? kelly : my mother told us . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , does this mean we 're finally gon na be seen ? greg : i 'm sorry for the delay . it 's been a busy day . how we feeling ? jessica : whew , false alarm . greg : ah , that bad , huh ? okay . so here 's what 's gon na happen . i 'm gon na take you , jessica . you 're gon na come with me . i 'm gon na get another colleague to see you , natalie . we 'll each perform examinations , check you out , compare notes , and find out what 's got you both so sick . natalie : save time . ohh ! take these . head them down to the lab . run a tox screen on them . check for heavy metals , arsenic , chromates . greg : in the muffins ? natalie : yes , and call poison control because these muffins have gotten around . jessica : god knows what they 've done to people . [ scene_break ] charlie : viki , how could you ? david : what did you expect , charlie ? think viki is just gon na sit on her hands while you and dorian flop around in bed like a couple of spent salmon ? dorian : is that what you told them , charlie , that you and i -- that we were -- david : knocking boots ? cleaning the pipes ? bumping uglies ? dorian : it 's a lie . now , charlie , you tell them what you said to me -- that you care about me , that it 's over with viki , and that you 're afraid of competing with david . david : no one would argue with that . dorian : and i told charles that i would never interfere in victoria 's marriage . david : victoria 's marriage ? you mean viki , my viki ? dorian : knock that off ! david : oh , come on . you do n't actually expect me to believe that you care about my viki . dorian : of course not because nobody ever believes anything i say . no , but perhaps i could trust that charles , being a gentleman , he will confess that he was n't telling the truth . charlie : okay . you want the truth ? you think you can handle the truth , okay . fine . the truth is -- viki : charlie was n't lying . david : he was n't ? viki : no . he did n't leave me , and he most certainly did not take up with dorian . i 'm sorry , david . i made it all up . david : i feel like i 'm watching `` lost . `` does anyone know what 's going on now ? viki : uh , okay . charlie never told me that he and dorian are together because they 're not , okay ? charlie : oh , i get it now . so you were just saying that stuff so that you could lure this boy toy into bed with you . viki : no , no , no , sweetheart . forget it . give it up . the jig is up , okay ? dorian , charlie coming on to you and me coming on to you , david , it was all fake . david : no . no . that ca n't be right . charlie : yes , it can , and it is . look . my wife has zero interest in you . david : no . that 's not true . i know when a woman has got the hots for me , and viki was about to rock my world . dorian : charles wanted to put mine into orbit . charlie : yeah . i faked it . viki : so did i . dorian and david : you did not . viki : yes , we did . charlie : we had to . viki : you two have been wreaking havoc in our lives for far too long . charlie : yeah . i mean , look at us . we 're turning into page 6 . viki : come on . first , it was charlian . charlie : yeah , and now how soon until it becomes diki ? well , that 's does n't sound right , but , yeah , we had to act and not just for our own sake . viki : no . it was for the two of you , for heaven 's sakes . you two are miserable without each other . you belong together . charlie : yeah . now , everybody knows it . i mean , you just needed a little nudge . viki : so we just had to pretend to be interested in you so that you would realize you did n't want anyone else . you just wanted each other . charlie : yeah , and now it 's out in the open . viki : right , so you can admit it . you two are madly in love with each other . [ scene_break ] ford : so markko is going to ucla ? starr : find someplace else to celebrate . ford : i just hope he is . ucla film , right ? that 's a kick - ass school . markko is a lucky guy . they rejected me , you know ? starr : i wish l.u . did the same . ford : you know what , starr ? i do n't know how my brother went all those days without being driven to murder . langston : wait . what ? you have a brother ? ford : yeah . he 's the guy that starr put a hole in . [ scene_break ] eli : sorry . i 'm not following . it sounded like you just said you heard from your mother . kelly : well , not literally . i mean , i did n't hire a medium , although that still is on the table . eli : so , well , what was it , journal entry or a letter or something ? kelly : something like that . it was staring me in the face the whole time -- my mother 's vase . eli : the vase ? kelly : yeah . i never would have made the connection if reed had n't shattered the thing . eli : so then the message -- kelly : was a slip of paper inside the vase saying , `` bennett thompson . `` eli : i see . rex : i 've been tracking down bennett thompsons ever since . that 's what i came here to talk to kelly about . eli : so you say you have some kind of solid lead ? is that right ? rex : well , i 've got a list of every bennett thompson in the country . we just have to figure out where to start looking . kelly : so that is where your brilliant legal mind comes into play . any ideas ? eli : well , um -- kelly : what is it ? eli : really want my legal advice ? kelly : of course i do . eli : let this go . drop the whole thing . [ scene_break ] cristian : not gon na get an answer from you this time , am i ? last time i saw you , i held your hand , and i asked you if it was okay to move on . it felt like you were with me somehow ... listening . it felt like you found a way to reach me and tell me that it was okay ... but that 's not gon na happen this time , is it ? [ sobs ] you 're not coming back . [ scene_break ] layla : i know this is hard to hear . i know you love vange more than anything . layla : [ sobs ] i love her , too , but she is slipping away , mom . mrs. williamson : no . no . she still has brain activity . layla : but she can not live without those machines . it 's half a life . i mean , even without this document , do you really think it 's what evangeline wanted for herself ? is this what you want for her ? mrs. williamson : any life is better than none . layla : better for vange or for you ? we have to be brave for her . we have to do the thing we know in our hearts she wants , even if it means losing her . mrs. williamson : see , that 's the difference between us . in my heart , my daughter is still as strong as ever , but she needs help , and i 'm willing to give it . you are n't , so that piece of paper is useless , worthless . you can go ahead . take it to the hospital . feel free to help them fight to kill your sister . layla : stop saying that . mrs. williamson : but make no mistake . i will not let my daughter die on my watch . you understand ? so you can try to use that if you like , or we can take it and tear it up and decide to move on together , but before you decide , you better make sure you know . layla : [ gulps ] be sure i know what ? mrs. williamson : that if you make the wrong decision , your sister 's blood will be on your hands . can you live with that ? [ scene_break ] [ respirator wheezing ] cristian : hope you do n't mind that i told the nurses that i 'd take care of this tonight . this is something i can do , right ? maybe i 'm not totally useless . [ scene_break ] greg : when did all this start ? natalie : this morning with the muffins . greg : yes . the muffins . they 're being tested . doctor : i 've never heard of bad muffins causing this kind of reaction . natalie : yeah . well , there 's a first time for everything . greg : i 'll let you know if the lab turns up any foreign substances in the blueberries . doctor : let 's rule out other causes . greg : what ails you ? natalie : what does n't ? jessica : oh , my head is killing me . natalie : i 'm exhausted . jessica : and these cramps are murder . natalie : when i 'm not puking , i 'm starving . jessica : do they have sloppy joes in the cafeteria today ? natalie : and i 'm a little , you know , backed up . jessica : and that nurse would n't even give me an aspirin . sorry . greg : mood swings . check . [ natalie exhales ] doctor : okay . open your mouth wide . natalie : agh ! doctor : wider . yep . give me another . i 'm gon na send a nurse in to collect a blood sample and ... greg : i 'll put in a rush order on those test results . doctor : we 'll run it down by the lab . jessica : thank you . greg : ready to make a diagnosis ? doctor : i 'll wait for the blood tests to come back , but i 'm pretty confident i know what she 's got . greg : yeah . me , too . [ scene_break ] viki : i think it 's time for you two to kiss and make up . david : kiss ? dorian : make up ? david : with dorian ? dorian : with this lecherous lout ? david : i 'd rather sip strychnine . dorian : this is the most asinine , imbecilic plot ever conceived . david : what she said . dorian : i mean , did you really think we were simpletons , viki , that we could be manipulated into a reconciliation by these bumbling flirtations ? david : gon na take more than that , whole bottle of tequila more . i thought you knew me . dorian : i confided in you , charlie . david : you humiliated me . i thought you wanted me . viki : david , i 'm sorry . i did not mean to hurt you . david : i thought you were toying with my body , and it turns out , you were toying with my emotions . viki : it came from a place of genuine caring because , i hope you know , i really , really like you , but we had to make sure you two took your blinders off . charlie : yeah . maybe we went about it the wrong way , but , i mean , otherwise , you never would have listened . viki : no . we had to sort of help you along . charlie : admit it . you ran away from me because you really want david . viki : and you really love dorian . dorian : that is absolutely untrue . david : yeah . wrong answer . dorian : i have never loathed anybody more . david : wait . did you say , `` loved `` or -- dorian : loathed , loathed , l - o - a - t - h - e - d . david : and i loathe you plus one . [ scene_break ] langston : wait . you have a brother , and you shot him ? starr : can you leave already ? ford : sure , as long as you promise not to shoot me in the back . langston , i am sorry about markko . langston : i ca n't believe it . starr : okay . focus . langston : sorry . it 's just that , i mean , he never said anything about having a brother . starr : trust me . they could n't be more different . langston : meaning ? starr : james is actually a good guy . langston : but from what i heard , this james guy carjacked you and hope , kept you on the run from some bounty hunter till he wound up dead , and then you ended up shooting this good guy . so how is he not worse than ford ? [ scene_break ] kelly : rex , can you give us a minute , please ? rex : yeah . sure . i 'll go say hi to blair and sam . eli : not the answer you wanted to hear ? kelly : no . it 's not , and , to be honest , it 's not even an option . my mother was murdered . you want me to back off and just let it be ? eli : kelly , the police concluded that your mother died of natural causes . kelly : and i happen to believe they 're wrong . mitch laurence , allison perkins -- eli : oh , you ca n't seriously be giving those two lunatics any credence . kelly : there was also rodney , who witnessed my mother 's death . eli : who is also a mental patient . far be it from me to derail something so important to you , kelly , but you asked for my opinion , and i 'm just trying to be straight with you . kelly : see , i still do n't see a good reason why i should give this up . eli : because i have counseled many clients with very similar cases to yours . they do the same dance , kelly , for years . it never ends well . kelly : okay , so your expert legal advice is for me to throw in the towel before i try . eli : these people end up hollowed with nothing to show for their lives but desperation and sadness , and i do n't want to see that happen to you . kelly : i 'm a big girl now . eli : yes . you are , but you 're also about to be my family . i 'm sorry . those are my two cents . kelly : and i appreciate it . i will keep that in mind , but i 'm also gon na keep going , and i 'm going to find my mother 's killer . i 'm going to find him , and i 'm gon na make him pay , and i would like your help in doing that , so what do you say , cuz ? [ scene_break ] cristian : where 'd you find this ? layla : my mother swore to me vange did n't have a living will , but she did . it 's all there in black and white , but my mom had no intention of honoring her wishes . she was gon na keep making these decisions for vange knowing it had nothing to do with what she really wanted . cristian : well , maybe your mom did n't know she had it . you know , with all your sister 's stuff , you know , sometimes things get lost in the shuffle . layla : or burned in the fireplace . when i got there , she was about to light it on fire . cristian : what ? layla : it was terrible . i had to tear it out of her hands . cristian : oh , god , layla , i 'm sorry . layla : and here i am , trying to do what 's right for my sister , and my mom keeps accusing me of wanting to kill her . how can she even think that ? cristian : nobody is thinking clearly . layla : is n't that what this is supposed to be for , to tell us what to do ? so why is n't anything clear ? [ scene_break ] rex : how 's the wi - fi in here ? kelly : good . i just installed a new router . you sticking around ? eli : what choice do i have ? blair is gon na want you in the wedding . kelly : well , i do n't think you need to worry about that . eli : you let me be the judge , okay ? i 'm gon na do whatever i need to do to keep you safe . so what do we have here ? rex : well , i put together a list of all the known living bennett thompsons . eli : that is some list . kelly : they are spread all over the country , so the question is , where do we start ? rex : all right . well , i 've been thinking . aside from bennett thompson , the only other lead we have died with your friend rodney , so what if we could connect the two ? kelly : well , i do n't know . the administration at the sanitarium said they did n't have anything -- no family , no last known address , nothing . rex : but you found something on rodney when he died . kelly : a baseball card -- carl yastrzemski . rex : of the boston red sox . eli : so what ? rex : well , i did some digging , and i found out that rodney was from boston . kelly : nice work . all we have to do is make a connection , and find out -- rex : i already did . there are 3 bennett thompsons in the boston area . might as well start there . [ scene_break ] starr : james might not be the most upstanding guy , but he looked out for me . langston : when ? when he was n't getting you mixed up in grand theft auto or shootouts ? i mean , i can only guess what cole had to say when he found out what you 'd been up to . starr : well , we had a few conversations about it . langston : is everything okay ? starr : oh , things were not okay long before james showed up , but we 're dealing with it , with what cole did to my dad and what hannah did to everyone , but now cole is wondering what 's going on between james and me . langston : what 's going on is , you put the guy in the hospital , and you feel bad about it . sounds pretty straightforward if you ask me , right ? [ scene_break ] dorian : grandiose , self - righteous , judgmentalism , yes . that i expect from you , viki , but this juvenilia -- really , if david and i wanted to be together , we 'd be together . david : yeah . dorian : we do n't need anyone 's help . david : i 'm the picture of independence . dorian : we 're adults . david : people tell me i ought to be an adult all the time . dorian : we know how to communicate . david : i 'm an actor . i communicate for a living . dorian : we are in touch with our feelings . david : one of my therapists says that i have enough feelings for 3 people . dorian : if and when the day comes that we explore a reunion ... david : and it may or may not come . dorian : it wo n't be because of trickery . viki : no . it 'll be because you 're meant for each other . dorian and david : exactly . dorian : i meant no . david : i think i 'm getting confused . charlie : you know , it sounds to me like you guys are n't very sure of yourselves , so , viki , why do n't we give them a little space ? dorian : well , for what purpose ? charlie : so you can figure out how you really feel about each other . david : what 's to figure out , right ? dorian : right . viki , once again you have lowered yourself to the level of your brother todd . charles , i 'm appalled . you have shown that you are dishonest and disloyal , and these are traits that i will not put up with in my personal life or my professional life . therefore , charles , you 're fired . viki : you ca n't just fire charlie . charlie : that 's right . i have a contract . dorian : with a morals clause . viki : but he has n't done anything wrong . dorian : why do n't we try that in the court of public opinion ? i would adore to drag the name of chiki through the mud . charlie : and how would that be any different from what we 've been going through for the last few months ? dorian : tell him , viki . viki : she 's right . it can get a lot worse . charlie : well , how ? david : have you ever been shot with a 120 - 300 2.8 mm ? charlie : i 've never even heard of a gun like that . david : gun ? it 's a telephoto lens . murder after a chemical peel , by the way . dorian : charles . victoria , i hope you 've learned your lesson . leave the scheming to the schemers . speaking of which , i really am very , very sorry that you were drawn into this childish game . you really do deserve better friends . david : she 's absolutely right . i 've never been this humiliated in my entire life , so i 'm sure you can expect that i am going to need some space from you , viki . some serious space . i 'll be in my room in the south wing . charlie : so . [ sighs ] got a plan b ? [ scene_break ] starr : there 's nothing between james and me . you sound like cole . langston : okay , i 'm just checking . i mean , look , i know i basically stomped all over our friendship this year , so i would n't be surprised if you felt you needed to hold back from me . just saying , i 'd be okay with it . starr : we have stuff that we need to work through in order for it to be the way that it used to be , but you 're my best friend . that has n't changed , and it never will . langston : i 'm so glad to hear you say that . and do n't worry . i will never let anyone or any ford come between us ever again . starr : me neither . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] kelly : so what have we got on these bennett - thompsons ? rex : well , uh , just the basics -- uh , social security numbers , occupations , addresses -- they seem pretty run of the mill . one 's in marketing , one 's a teacher , one 's a lawyer . [ scene_break ] cristian : i do n't get it . i thought the whole point of a living will was so evangeline could lay out exactly what kind of treatment she wanted . layla : that is the point . and vange made it clear in that document that she does n't want to be hooked up to those machines , but my mom says it does n't matter because it was n't witnessed or filed . so , no doctor can overrule her . i do n't know what to do . cristian : do you think -- do you think that evangeline really wanted to do what 's in this living will ? okay , then there 's only one thing we can do -- call a lawyer . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] eli : excuse me . [ phone rings ] eli : hello . mrs. williamson : yes , this is lisa williamson . you do n't know me , but i really hope you can help . i 'm trying to get in touch with bennett thompson . [ scene_break ] natalie : did he seem worried to you ? jessica : dr. evans ? i do n't think he 's ever broken a sweat in front of a patient before . what about your guy ? natalie : i could n't tell , but i do n't think he bought the whole muffin theory . i just wish those tests would come back already . oh , he 's back . i 've got ta go . jessica : me , too . good luck . greg : i have your test results back . [ eating a muffin ] natalie : have you lost it ? greg : okay , all right . doctor : it was n't the muffins . natalie : are you sure ? greg : we ran a whole battery of tests . doctor : no , the muffins are clean and quite good , i might add . kudos to the chef . natalie : well , if it 's not food poisoning , that means it 's got to be something really awful . greg : well , it depends how you look at it . jessica : is it my hep c ? doctor : no , no , i 'm happy to report you 're still in remission . jessica : then , what 's wrong with me ? natalie : give it to me straight , doc . i wan na know . greg and doctor : you 're pregnant . [ jessica gasps ]
layla catches her mother ready to burn evangeline 's will that clearly directs that evangeline does not want to be kept alive by any artificial means . but her mother tells her that she still can not be certain what her daughter would want . she and cristian are still torn without being able to ask evangeline . meanwhile , having no suspicion about eli , kelly congratulates him on his engagement to her cousin and asks for his legal help in finding her mother 's killer . he tries to talk her out of going through with it . but she is ready to proceed and asks him to help her . meanwhile , mrs. williamson ( layla 's mom ) calls eli and appears to be looking for bennett thompson ( the person whom kelly believes killed her mom ) .
david : is it too much to ask for a pen ? the police department must be really cutting back . viki : david , you do not need to leave john a note . i 'm sure if something has happened to dorian and john finds out about it , he will call you . david : my wife has gone missing . she could be in a moroccan jail cell for all i know . viki , i have to dot all the i 's and cross all the t 's . viki : then find a clean piece of paper . this one has already been written on . david : there is no paper ! there are no pens . there are no notepads . what do our tax dollars go for ? why ca n't i just write on the back of this ? viki : because it looks like official business . david : it looks like official business ? this does n't look like official business . i tell you what -- let me read it to you . it 's not official business . `` dear john mcbain ... `` [ scene_break ] cop : bathroom 's empty , lieutenant . second cop : closet 's clear , too . no sign of the kid . john : but sam was definitely here . and not long ago . this stuff is still wet . so where is he now ? [ scene_break ] sam : sorry , aunt dorian . this is hard . dorian : oh , do n't you worry about that . you 're doing a great job . oh , yes ! besides which , i 've got all the time in the world , now that you 've saved me from the clutches of this wretched -- echo : oh , shut up ! the only reason he 's helping you is because he 's afraid his mean , old aunt dorian is n't gon na give him any more birthday presents . right , kid ? you remember me , i 'm -- [ echo choking ] dorian : ha ha ! well done , spider - man . [ dorian laughs ] [ scene_break ] blair : jack manning , back away from that cake . jack : how 'd you know i was anywhere near the cake ? blair : because i 'm a mother and i have eyes in the back of my head , and if you touch that cake with one little finger of yours , i will nail you to that wall . jack : ok , ok . blair : this is your brother 's cake . got it ? we 're not gon na touch it until he gets here . jack : i 'm just trying to keep my strength up . worrying about sam just uses so much energy . blair : i know . jack : i 'm sorry i said he was n't your son . blair : you should be sorry . jack : i know how much you love him . he 's gon na be ok , mom . [ scene_break ] baz : can i ask you a question ? starr : about your dad ? baz : yeah . what do you think he 's really worried about ? whether sam 's gon na get home safe ? or whether john mcbain 's gon na figure out whatever it is he 's been hiding all this time ? téa : how you guys doing over here ? [ scene_break ] blair : well , actually , i am guarding the cake from jack manning . it 's a full- time job . jack : just trying to convince her sam 's coming home . you heard his voice , right ? at the motel ? téa : that 's what we were just talking about . dani : the more i think about it , it had to be sam . blair : really ? téa : yes . blair , he is gon na walk through that door any minute . you watch . [ scene_break ] old todd : no . what are you doing ? open the door . todd : what are you gon na do ? you gon na point that gun at my family ? at blair and téa and my kids ? no . i will not let you hurt anyone . just because you somehow have my old face -- old todd : no , i do n't have your old face . i have todd manning 's face . todd : that 's me . old todd : why do n't we let téa and blair decide ? go ahead . open the door . open the door , or i really will shoot you . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] joey : hey ! kelly : come on in ! hi . joey : hey . kelly : i thought you were keeping your father company at the hospital . joey : i was , but they kicked me out . another round of tests . kelly : is that bad or good ? joey : no , no , it 's good . it 's good . they say his recovery is on track . though sometimes he wonders why he should even bother with it , if he 's just gon na end up in statesville . kelly : you know what ? take one step at a time . get the recovery part over with and then you can start tackling the charges . joey : come on , kelly . he confessed to a lot of bad stuff . kelly : you know what ? he 's clint buchanan . he has dodged several bullets this lifetime . joey : more than he 's deserved to . kelly : you know what ? i did n't say that . i did n't say that . joey : how do you do it ? kelly : what ? i 'm smart . funny . people like me . i 'm kidding . joey : i know . i know . it 's just that i could be having the worst day in the world , just about to hit a wall , and one smile from you and i 'm a new man . i do n't know how i 'd be able to do it without you . kelly : lucky for us , you 'll never have to find out . [ scene_break ] jack : the more you look at your watch , the slower time goes . blair : i just do n't know why we have n't heard from john yet . starr : mom , he ca n't make the call if he 's in the middle of an arrest , right ? he could be reading the kidnapper his rights as we speak . jack : oh , sure . mcpain , a hero . you ask me , dad will find sam before any cop does . [ scene_break ] old todd : come on . open the door . baker : freeze ! old todd : ok . congratulations . oh , two , huh ? you finally caught me . baker : yes . you led us on quite the chase . but it 's over now . put down the gun . old todd : or what ? baker : or the people inside -- the ones you say you care so much about ? those people are gon na suffer the consequences . todd : now , hold on . i do n't know who you two clowns are , but if anyone hurts my family , i 'm gon na kill the both of you . baker : it 's up to him . i do n't want anybody hurt . old todd : the hell you do n't . his man tried to kill sam . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh ! ha ha ! thank you ! thank you , thank you , my superhero . you saved my life . now , ok , i need some serious explanations . what are you doing in this vile establishment , and where are your parents ? sam : at my birthday party . dorian : oh . well , i do n't understand . how did you get here ? sam : spider - man 's hiding here . dorian : spider - man is hiding here ? i got ta tell you something , honey . your aunt dorian 's just a little bit confused . but no worries . we 'll just let the police sort that out when they get here . sam : the police ? dorian : oh , you betcha the police . do n't you know ? the policeman is our friend , and we 're just gon na call them up so they can make an arrest . but first wait a minute . there 's something i have to do . come , honey , come . yes . i want to record this moment for posterity . right ? i want you to -- that 's perfect . you , spider - man , with your prisoner . yes , yes , yes . attitude . yes . echo , this one 's gon na be suitable for framing . [ camera clicks ] [ scene_break ] viki : david , we should n't even be in john 's office without him being here , much less read the mail that 's addressed to him . david : no , no , viki . you 're a stickler for proof . let 's halt the investigation so i can find you some proof . i will read it to you . `` dear john mcbain ... `` natalie : david , what are you doing ? mom ? viki : oh , we 're looking for john . something 's happened to dorian . david : yeah , something called echo disavoy . she 's absconded with my wife ! viki : well , that 's what we think happened , but we found out something really awful . little sam has gone missing from his birthday p -- oh , you know something about this . natalie : yeah . that 's what john and i are working on . that 's why he 's not here . david : great . the entire town is on amber alert while the mayor is left twisting in the wind . [ scene_break ] dorian : right ! spider - man . one more -- one more -- get a little closer to your captive . right on . oh ! you 're the best ! john : sam ? dorian : that would be spider - sam to you , detective . john : hey . buddy , you ok ? sam : i 'm fine . john : you sure ? dorian : he is more than fine . he is a superhero . yes , he has rescued me from that madwoman . now arrest her . john : on what grounds ? dorian : conspiracy , kidnapping , attempted murder , and she tried to break me up with the love of my life . then when her plot was revealed , she came this close to doing me in . john : you look pretty alive to me . hey , let 's deal with our buddy here for a second . hey . sam , where 's the guy that brought you here ? where 's spider - man ? sam : he 's fighting the green goblin . dorian : excuse my ignorance , honey , but who or what is the green goblin ? john : i 'd like to know that myself . [ scene_break ] todd : you sent someone to kill my little boy ? old todd : oh , no . he sent someone to kill me . and then sam interfered . i took care of it , did n't i ? baker : right . but you wo n't have that opportunity this time . who 's inside , mr. manning ? blair ? starr ? jack ? téa ? i 'm prepared to order their immediate executions unless you come along quietly . todd : i do n't know . whoever you are , i want you to do as they say , please . do n't let my family die . [ scene_break ] téa : i think what you said to blair made her feel a lot better . dani : i knew it sounded exactly like sam . i just could n't figure out what he 'd be doing at the minute man motel . téa : funny . i was wondering what you were doing at the minute man motel . you do n't seem too anxious to talk about it . but is that because you were there ... with nate ? for the obvious reason ? dani : mom , no ! i ca n't believe you think i 'd ditch sam 's birthday party for ... that . i actually heard nate was there with someone else . téa : who ? dani : deanna . i thought they were doing something , but they were n't , so can we just not talk about it anymore ? téa : sure . just -- i know you know this , but if you decide to take that big step , i want to make sure that you use protection . dani : mom , we talked about this . téa : ok , ok . i just want to make sure . that 's all . dani : do n't worry , ok ? if you have to worry about someone , worry about sam . and dad . where is he ? téa : he 's looking for your brother . dani : should n't he know that lieutenant mcbain has a lead ? we should call dad and tell him to come home . [ scene_break ] john : let 's see . you and spider - man , you 're fighting a little crime . is he a nice guy ? sam : he 's fine . john : yeah . he 's fine . that 's good . hey , did you happen to see his face , under the mask ? sam : yeah . john : yeah , you 're sure , or you 're not sure ? sam : i 'm not supposed to tell anyone his secret identity . john : yeah , i know . of course not . i get that . but i 'm not just anyone , right ? remember , you took an oath in my office . you 're my deputy . it 's like lone ranger and tonto , all right ? so anything you say to me , it stays between you and me . sam : i know , but -- john : look , if you 're worried about the whole secret identity thing ... i already know that spider - man is really peter parker . see , the problem is , there 's somebody else out there and they 're pretending to be spider - man . can you believe that ? what we want to do is we want to make sure that your guy , the guy you 're talking about , is the real deal . [ scene_break ] old todd : that 's enough . that is enough . you 're not gon na hurt anybody in this house because you do n't want to upset him . baker : what do i care about manning ? old todd : stop saying that . i 'm todd manning , and you know it . you both know it . you both know it because you 're both in on it together . you both took my life , but i 'm here to take it back ! [ scene_break ] tomás : something on your mind ? baz : sure . same thing that 's on everybody 's mind . who kidnaps a kid from his own birthday party ? tomás : and does n't ask for ransom , just takes him to a motel in a bad part of town . i know what you 're saying . it does n't sound right . baz : you think this guy mcbain 's gon na find him ? tomás : i hope so . baz : i 'm kind of surprised you 're not out there looking . tomás : somebody 's got ta be here with blair and my sister . baz , this waiting 's hard on all of us , but waiting , sometimes that 's the only thing you can do . baz : just seems like a waste . tomás : of what ? baz : of all that training you had . tomás : i do n't really see how my musical skills are gon na help in this situation . baz : i 'm not talking about your musical skills . i 'm talking about the other stuff . the stuff that got you labeled a person of interest at the cia . [ scene_break ] natalie : david , john is not the only cop working on the force , so if you filed a report , i 'm sure there 's an entire team out there searching for dorian . david : i do not want the little people . i want the big mac . or can he not handle two cases at once ? natalie : definitely . and now that he 's gotten some leads on sam 's kidnapping , i 'm sure he 'll be able to turn his attention to other things . viki : do you know what happened to sam ? natalie : an actor was hired to play spider - man at sam 's birthday party . he was found unconscious and half - naked outside the house . so whoever put on the costume and entertained at the party was the one who took sam . viki : why ? natalie : we do n't know yet . although john thinks he might know where they are , and he has a theory that sam 's disappearance is connected to the body that you and dorian found at la boulaie . david : connected how ? natalie : john thinks that the killer is the same person who took sam . [ scene_break ] baker : you ca n't take back a life that was never yours in the first place . old todd : that . i do n't understand that . what does that mean ? baker : you 're not todd manning . you 're suffering from post - traumatic stress . it 's made you confused . old todd : no , the volts made me confused . the amps made me confused . but i 'm not confused now . i 'm not confused now . let 's go . baker : but you have questions . i know you do . old todd : ok , here 's my question . how many todd mannings does it take to screw in a light bulb ? really . really . why are there two todd mannings ? and would n't the world be better off with just one of us ? [ scene_break ] kelly : hey . how long can you stay ? have you had dinner yet ? i 'm gon na check ... joey : no , no , no . come here . i -- i have something i want to give you . i 'm sorry about the wrapping paper . that 's really all the gift shop had . kelly : what did you do ? joey : i 'm making things right . would you just open it , please ? kelly : ok . o.m.g . , this is what i gave you for christmas . joey : no , it 's a replacement . kelly : you found an exact replica ? joey : yeah . i could n't believe it . i was going by the hospital gift shop , of all places , and they were doing a christmas - in- july sale , and there that little guy was , just sitting on the top shelf . kelly : this is the same one we found together years ago . joey : mm - hmm . kelly : i remember when i first found it . it was just so wonderfully tacky . joey : yeah . and of course you fell in love with it and just had to give it to me . kelly : little did i know you 'd give me the same one . joey : see ? now we each have one . just like before . kelly : mm - hmm , until aubrey broke yours . which , by the way , was no accident , ok ? i 'm just saying . anyway , i never thought in a million years we 'd find another one . joey : what can i say ? some things are just meant to be . [ scene_break ] dorian : you thought you were gon na get away with it , did n't you ? you thought all you needed to do was hire some flim - flam floozy to try and seduce my man away from me . it did n't work , did it ? because my man loves me . you would n't know anything about that , would you , echo ? john : do you know what an impostor is , sam ? an impostor is someone who pretends to be something that they 're not . i know you do n't want the real spider - man to get blamed for something he did n't do . that would n't be fair , right ? sam : right . john : so tell me . who was wearing the mask , sam ? who brought you here today ? sam : the man with the line on his face . john : the man with the line on his face . echo : do you have any idea what that tastes like ? dorian : whatever it was , it was too good for you . echo : shut your ... john : hey , hey , hey . easy , easy . not in front of our hero here , ok ? i 'll tell you what . read her her rights , take a statement . i 'll meet you guys back at the station . dorian : where are you going , john ? john : i 'm taking spider - man to his hideout . and his mom . [ scene_break ] starr : ah ! where are you going ? blair : i need to get some air . it 's too stuffy in here . starr : uh - uh . you need sam to come home . blair : i just do n't know why he 's not home . why has n't john called ? it 's getting late . jack : he probably messed up . let the guy get away . starr : oh , gee , jack , that 's really helpful . jack : i just do n't see why you guys think he 's such a genius . blair : at least he 's doing something to help , which is more than i can say for some people around here . jack : meaning what ? blair : did it ever occur to you that the person who knocked you out at the `` sun `` could be the same person who kidnapped your brother ? and if you and your father had not kept it a secret and told somebody , then maybe that maniac would 've been stopped and your little brother would be home by now ! jack : you 're saying it 's my fault sam was kidnapped ? [ scene_break ] old todd : do n't push me . you know i already took care of one of your guys . baker : i also know you 're not going to hurt anybody else . old todd : see , that 's where you 're wrong . and i hate to say it , but you 're dead wrong . baker : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] viki : ok , i do n't understand this . why was there a dead body on dorian 's property to begin with ? david : i ca n't explain it either . all i know is when i tripped over it , i really hurt my foot . in fact , it gave me a bruise . it 's right by my bunion . or it might be a corn . can i show it to you ? viki : do you know who the dead man is ? natalie : not yet . viki : well , then what is the connection to sam ? oh , dear . does john think that sam maybe witnessed the murder and that 's why he was taken ? natalie : he did n't say that in so many words . viki : but that 's horrendous . the man has already killed somebody . what will he do if he 's cornered ? natalie : i ca n't give away any details , but we have reason to hope that sam wo n't be harmed . david : oh , great . i wish i could say the same about dorian . viki : do you have a sketch of this person ? natalie : we have a description . viki : fine . i 'll put it on the front page of the `` banner . `` natalie : that would probably cause more confusion . viki : why ? natalie : because the man that sam described ... it was a person that could n't have possibly done it . [ scene_break ] baker : do it . man : what do we do with him ? baker : we take care of the situation . man : but what about our orders ? baker : not here . todd : what the hell is going on ? baker : nothing is going on , all right ? this did n't happen . todd : the hell it did n't . this lunatic shows up . he 's got my old face . says he 's todd manning . baker : no , he did n't . he said nothing . because he was never here . you never saw him , and you never will . and you will never mention this to anyone , not your sister or your children or your wife . and certainly not to her brother , tomás . [ scene_break ] tomás : cia ? where 'd you get that idea ? baz : i was right here when the cops started talking about the file the cia has on you . i want to know why . tomás : if they have a file , i do n't know why . [ scene_break ] baker : you hear me , mr. manning . if you choose to pursue this , i could make the same thing not happen to you that 's about to not happen to him . [ scene_break ] dani : seriously , if you 're not gon na call dad , i will . téa : it 's ok . i will do it . do it . there 's nothing left . [ scene_break ] todd : how the hell am i supposed to forget what happened here ? baker : you 'll find a way . put him in the car . todd : hold on , hold on . you guys ca n't just take him away . he 's got my son stashed somewhere . baker : that 's not my problem . you get my drift ? [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] téa : do you hear that ? dani : it 's coming from outside . [ cell phone ringing ] téa : todd ? what 's going on ? téa : todd , i asked you a question . hello ? todd : yeah ? dani : hey , we were starting to worry about you . téa : were you looking for sam this whole time ? todd : oh , yeah , yeah . my people could n't come up with anything , and i 've been going crazy ... téa : we may have some good news . we 're waiting to hear from john . todd : why ? what happened ? blair : they found him ! they found him ! they found sam ! téa : all because of you . you saved the day . jack : next time , just listen to me . blair : you 're right . i will . todd : wait , wait . where is he ? where is my son ? sam : here i am ! [ scene_break ] viki : sam described a man who could n't possibly have done it ? i do n't understand . natalie : believe me , neither do i . david : hello ? you 're the police . should n't you know who you 're looking for ? natalie : well , we 're getting kind of mixed signals . david : mixed signals ? why is she talking in code ? natalie , i do n't think you understand . viki and i are on a mission . we do n't have time for your guessing games . natalie : the thing is , the person that sam said saved him at dorian 's pool does n't exist . viki : he 's dead ? natalie : not exactly . [ scene_break ] baker : i had such high hopes for you once . all you 've done is disappoint . so that leaves us with a problem . what are we going to do with you now ? [ scene_break ] david : how can someone be not exactly dead ? they either are dead or they are n't dead . unless you 're talking about when someone 's on an operating table and they look down at their own body , and then they start walking into the bright , white light , and then they snap out of it and they come back to life . is that what you 're talking about ? natalie : no . david : then i have no idea what you 're talking about . my wife is out there and she has been stolen by a revenge - hungry maniac , and no one is lifting a finger . so you 'll excuse me if i do n't want to play round two of the deflection game , hosted by you , natalie , where i 'm just a losing contestant . someone has got to do some police work . so , viki , you 're welcome to stay here and go for the bonus round , but i do n't have time to stand here and listen to natalie 's long - winded metaphors about operating tables and game shows , and i 'm certainly not gon na sit here with my hands under me while my wife is out there enduring god knows what . so i 'm going out there and i 'm going to find -- dorian . dorian : oh ! oh ! [ david sobbing ] [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm never gon na let you out of my sight . sam : mom , i ca n't breathe . blair : i 'm never gon na let you go . sam : i 'm not a baby . blair : i know you 're not . you are my big , strong , brave boy . you all right ? you 're not hurt at all ? jack : he looks fine . you 're ok , right ? sam : yeah . todd : ok , now it 's my turn . hey . you sure you 're ok ? you gave us a big scare , you know that ? sam : sorry . téa : so what happened ? john : long story . but sam did n't get to finish his party , right ? so first things first . blair : oh . right . who wants cake ? starr : oh , i do ! sam : me first . blair : come on . let 's go get a big birthday cake . come on , dad . carry him over here . tomás : so did you catch this guy ? [ scene_break ] baker : he 's coming around . do n't even try it . there was a time you had a future . as long as you returned to the fold before anyone in llanview saw you . but you did n't follow orders . so that leaves us with only one option . i guess i do n't have to tell you what it is . [ scene_break ] joey : i have no idea how you talked me into this one . kelly : do n't you like your peanut butter , mayonnaise , banana ? joey : no . oh , it 's fantastic . kelly : see ? i told you . almost as good as the joey special , right ? what 's the problem ? joey : it just does n't really go together with , you know , wine . kelly : oh . why do n't i get you some milk ? joey : sit , please . come on . milk ? how uncool would that be ? show up at the bedroom door of the most beautiful girl in the world and toast her with 2 % . kelly : you can toast me with anything you want , just as long as you keep showing up with gifts . does n't that look nice over there hanging from my little jewelry tree ? joey : you know , i had n't noticed . i have n't taken my eyes off of you . i will tell you one thing . excuse me . christmas is gon na feel a lot like christmas this year . kelly : it 's still a few months away . joey : you do n't think we 're gon na make it ? kelly : no . no . i 'm not afraid of that . i 'm not afraid of anything anymore . joey : me either . joey : how long have i been here ? kelly : why ? joey : i 'm just trying to figure out whether or not my father 's tests are done . kelly : probably . joey : i probably should get back over there . i mean , he 's gon na be expecting me . kelly : yeah . you should probably just go , then . joey : yeah , i should . kelly : when are visiting hours over ? joey : oh -- about 10 minutes . yeah . kelly : think you 're gon na make it in time ? joey : probably not . kelly : then maybe you should just stay . joey : stay here ? yeah . [ scene_break ] david : thank god you 're back . i got you back . and you 're unharmed . you are unharmed , are n't you ? you do n't have any bruises or ugly welts ? dorian : no , darling . i wish i had my hairstylist here , or my makeup kit , and i did break a nail , but other than that , i 'm unblemished . david : oh , dorian . dorian : oh , darling . echo : what are you looking at ? dorian : oh , david . you spoke true . you were n't cheating on me . it was echo who was setting you up . david : that witch with a `` b `` admitted it ? by witch with a `` b , `` you know what i mean , right ? dorian : bitch . david : dorian , we are in mixed company . dorian : david , i tried to be diplomatic . i used my words carefully . but i began to be a bit vituperative , and that 's when echo attacked me . yes ! she tied me up and kidnapped me to that sleazy , cheap , cesspool of a motel . david : oh , no . i hope you did n't sit on the mattress . the minute man motel has been ridden with bedbugs . dorian : oh , please . infestation -- the least of my problems . viki ? echo wanted to make it look like i had committed suicide . viki : is that true ? good god . what did you do ? dorian : i faced the end alone , though wishing i had my soul mate husband with me . and then from the depths of despair , suddenly a savior appeared . viki : john ? natalie : brody ? david : pa ? dorian : spider - man . [ scene_break ] starr : all right . jack : i deserve a bigger piece than that . starr : what ? sam : i get the biggest . it 's my birthday . starr : yes , you do . téa : so sam never knew he was in any danger ? john : oh , no . sam says he was led away by the guy he 's been talking about , the guy who 's his friend . the one who looks like todd used to . todd : obviously , my child has an imagination . or he inherited the crazy gene from his mother . blair : todd , come on . john : or maybe he 's right . [ scene_break ] viki : that 's amazing . here we were praying that sam would be rescued , and he turned out to be the rescuer . natalie : john took him home ? dorian : yes , he 's home with his parents , safe and sound . david : and so are you . now , you listen to me . are you sure you 're ok after your terrible ordeal ? dorian : it 'll be an even worse ordeal if you do n't take me back , david . please . i 'm so sorry that i doubted you . but honestly , there was so much evidence . i mean , really , you ca n't deny that . anybody would 've jumped to the same conclusion . viki : dorian . [ whispering ] apologize . dorian : thank you , viki . david , i apologize . do you have it in your heart to take me back ? david : does this answer your question ? dorian : mm . mm - hmm . ok . let 's take this home . you first . i love to see you walk away . oh , should n't you be rotting in jail ? echo : i 'm not done with you , dorian . i 'm not done with any of you yet . cop : time to get booked . [ scene_break ] man : we should do this now , sir . baker : sorry it turned out this way . but there ca n't be two todd mannings . [ gunshots ] [ scene_break ] david : i 've been wearing my shirt way too much today . dorian : oh . and i 've been without you much too much today . david : i 'm gon na take you right here in the hallway . dorian : mm ! david : better yet ... let 's return to the marital bed . dorian : oh , someone should be making love in this house . ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] natalie : all right . that 's great . thanks , john . viki : did he find the kidnapper ? natalie : no . not yet . but apparently , sam is not traumatized . the kidnapper made it into some kind of game . viki : but the guy is still out there . what if he tries it again ? natalie : not likely , not with his face . i 'm surprised he was able to get away with it this time . viki : what face ? who 's this person you 're talking about ? [ scene_break ] baker : it 's done . he wo n't trouble you anymore . or anyone else , for that matter . [ scene_break ] sam : hey , you already got seconds . jack : yeah , and thirds , too . you did n't even see me . sam : wait 'll i get my web shooters . jack : oh , no , you do n't . dani : oh , oh , guys , be careful . be careful ! starr : looks like everything is back to normal around here . baz : yeah . except we still do n't know what your dad and my dad are hiding . [ scene_break ] blair : todd , hey , we need to talk . todd : not now . blair : no , we -- stop . we need to talk now . sam was kidnapped . we need to make sure it never happens again . todd : we will . i will . but -- it 's his birthday . can i enjoy it for a moment ? blair : the kidnapper is still out there , todd . do n't forget that . todd : i wo n't . [ scene_break ] viki : this is impossible . natalie : that 's what john and i keep saying . but when asked to identify the man , sam pointed at this picture . viki : but it does n't make any sense . natalie : i did n't say it did . viki : so there 's somebody who looks exactly the way todd used to look , who 's lurking around , stalking todd 's children ? natalie : seems that way . [ scene_break ] john : what do you got so far ? cop : right over there , lieutenant . csu 's about to bring it in . any theories on spider - man 's secret identity ? [ scene_break ] baker : it 's not how i wanted it , but it was n't my decision . and orders are orders .
joey gives kelly an exact replica of a christmas ornament they had bought together , years ago . david is worried about dorian . john searches the minuteman motel looking for sam . he follows the trail of silly string to echo 's room , where superman sam silly - strings echo to the wall and untapes dorian . john asks sam about the man that brought him there . sam says it was the man with the line on his face . john takes sam home . echo is arrested . dorian and david are reunited at the police station . natalie tells viki about the man with todd 's old face . outside todd 's house , original todd demands that he and todd go into the house so blair and tea can decide who is really todd , but they are interrupted by another armed man , who says todd 's family will be executed if original todd does n't go with him . the man becomes many men . original todd uses todd as a human shield and backs away , but someone hits him over the head . the man in charge tells todd that they will take care of everything , they were never there , nothing ever happened , and todd must never speak of it to anyone , but especially not his brother - in - law , tomas . sebastian wonders if tomas is worried about sam or if he is worried about his secret . he asks tomas about his cia file and special skills . the men take original todd to the docks and tell him that he killed his future with the organization when he allowed himself to be seen in llanview . they shoot him and push him in the water .
[ previously_on ] nora : if troy wanted to cove up all these relationships and lindsay found out about them , she could blackmail him . troy : i need a place to store a patient for a little while . her name is joanna . kevin : if i win , we will seriously talk about the benefits of you selling the sun to me . walker : your dad , todd manning , is n't dead . [ scene_break ] dorian : so am i correct when i say i sense a connection between us ? oh ! well , i guess i 've been told . walker : do n't take it the wrong way , dorian . i just -- i ca n't get involved . dorian : oh , that 's fine . i was just testing you -- for blair . [ scene_break ] blair : ok , you said you were going to take me someplace nice . rodi 's is the best you could come up with ? kevin : the other place fell through . blair : oh , well , i 'm not selling you the sun . kevin : well , you have n't heard my pitch yet . blair : i 'm only listening because i lost . so , how did the banner outsell the sun ? did you personally buy all those newspapers , kevin ? oh , you did n't . kevin : well , you lost the bet , so now you 're mine . rex : see the line outside ? wrapped around the block . r.j. : yeah , well , just let them wait . simmer in the anticipation . helps build the vibe . rex : we do n't need any help . tonight is going to be perfect . [ scene_break ] joey : jen . i heard your mom was missing again from st. ann 's . are you ok ? jen : yes , i am fine . joey : i do n't buy that any more than i buy the idea that you do n't want to be with me . [ scene_break ] r.j. : is everything set ? rex : ready to rock and roll . r.j. : well , let 's do it . [ music plays ] r.j. : ultra violet is open for business . [ knock on door ] marcie : hi , al . al : hey . you look great . marcie : oh , thank you . al : you ready to go to ultra violet ? marcie : yeah , let me just get my purse . al : hey , what 's this ? marcie : oh , that 's for the international peace rally in the quad tomorrow . they 're happening on campuses all over the world . al : you 're going to that ? marcie : absolutely . there do n't have to be wars . there does n't ever have to be one ever again . al : yeah . you know , if more people believed that , maybe , but -- marcie : hey , do you think that the voice of the night could get the word out about the rally ? al : yeah , on my show , definitely . in the meantime , let 's hang this up outside your window . marcie : oh , great . al : come on . marcie : you know , it 's too bad your dad did n't get in on ultra violet . al : yeah . would have given him something else to think about besides my mom . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : nora , hello . nora : hi . gabrielle : is bo around ? nora : he 's actually down in forensics . he just got a couple of new leads about the mitch laurence case . gabrielle : no problem , i 'll see him at home . nora : actually , gabrielle , wait a minute . could you shut the door , please ? gabrielle : sure . nora : i just wanted to talk to you about troy . gabrielle : what about him ? i told you that he sat down and joined me for dinner when bo canceled at the last minute , and that 's it . nora : well , actually , that 's not it . so let 's take the conversation again from the top , and give me the truth , gabrielle . gabrielle : i did . what -- i -- what are you talking about ? nora : angel square . gabrielle : what about it ? nora : you were kissing gabrielle : how could you know that ? nora : an amateur photographer got it on tape gabrielle : what ? nora : now , look , i do n't know what 's going with you and troy , and i really kind of do n't want to know what 's going on , but if i were you , i 'd be really careful because troy 's up to something , and it 's not usually good . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you ca n't do this ! you ca n't put me in here ! doctor : it 's all right , joanna . lindsay : i 'm not joanna ! i 'm lindsay -- lindsay rappaport ! why are you doing this to me , troy ? doctor : colin , who is this troy ? troy : she thinks i have a twin named troy or something . lindsay : i love you . doctor : look , it 's all right . we 'll handle it , colin . lindsay : he 's not colin ! colin 's dead ! doctor : come with me , joanna . lindsay : no , no ! no ! doctor : this is where you 'll be staying . lindsay : no ! troy : here 's a check . cashier 's check for the first month . her transfer papers from the other facility . now , listen to me , if there is any problem with her , i want you to call me . you got that ? doctor : look , we can handle her . we 've got some pretty big boys locked away . troy : yeah , keep her away from the serial killer , you hear me ? doctor : it 's all right . i 'll make sure that she 's safe , colin . look , my patients are -- they 're like my family . in most cases , i 'm all the family that they 've got . the only family that they 'll ever know again . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : ok , so what is it that troy is mixed up in ? nora : uh - uh , never mind . gabrielle : oh , i think i need to know . nora : why ? are you having an affair with him , gabrielle ? gabrielle : no , no ! good god , no . nora : well , that 's how it looked . gabrielle : well , clearly , you have n't seen the whole thing because after troy sat down to dinner with me that night , he would n't leave me alone . he kept calling me and -- nora : why ? why ? gabrielle : because he said he wanted to see me again . and so after he kept persisting , i agreed to meet him in angel square to tell him to leave me alone . and that is when he would n't listen . he grabbed me . he started kissing me as i was trying to leave . i wanted him to stop , but he would n't . nora , you 've got to believe what i 'm telling you is the absolute truth . nora : i do . i do believe you . gabrielle : thank you . now , please , would you not tell bo about this tape ? nora : well , i do n't think there 's any reason to . gabrielle : thank you . nora : unless there 's something else . is there something else going on ? tell me now . gabrielle : there is nothing . there is nothing else . the only thing else that i can think of is that , you know , he was very irrational when i told him i was n't interested . abnormally irrational . nora : did he threaten you ? gabrielle : well , not exactly , but he certainly scared me a great deal . [ scene_break ] lindsay : is there anybody out there ? help me ! please , help me ! doctor : when and if you calm down , we will gladly remove your restraints , joanna . lindsay : i told you , my name is lindsay -- lindsay rappaport . i have a daughter . her name is jen . and i really need to speak with her . doctor : i 'm sorry , but the patients here are not allowed access to the phones . lindsay : ok . you can call her . you can call her yourself . she 'll tell you that this is all a very big mistake . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] keri : hey . evangeline 's not coming ? r.j. : well , i -- i thought she was . i mean , she is a partner . keri : is that all ? ok , i get it . i 'll keep my nose out of your business , as long as you do the same with mine . [ scene_break ] riley : hey . you do n't have to do this . flash : it 's killing me not to sing , riley . i 've got to do this . you got to let me . joey : come on . ca n't we at least talk about this ? let 's get out of here . let 's go someplace where we can be alone . sheyne : hey , joey , thanks for coming . joey : hey , would n't miss it . sheyne : you know , we would n't be here without you . joey : no , you guys did it . sheyne : well , nobody else gave a damn . joey : hey , come on , let 's go . jen : no . joey : you do n't belong with rex , you know that . jen : you 're wrong . i am exactly where i belong . rex : hey , keep your hands off my wife ! joey : she does n't want to be with you , and you know it . rex : she 's damaged goods . nobody , not even you , can change that . al : ah , ah , ah , ah -- forget him . forget him . joey : you heard what he said about jen . al : yeah . and he 's right . [ scene_break ] blair : something for the banner ? kevin : well , you can buy it tomorrow and see . so , what can i get you to drink ? oh , wait , i know . i bet that you are a french chardonnay woman . blair : i 'm not going to take any more of your bets , kevin . kevin : ok . well , what will it be ? blair : chardonnay . kevin : see ? i know more about you than you think . blair : hmm . i bet you learned it from kelly . do you remember her ? she 's my cousin , your wife . here is a bet i bet i can win . i bet your darling wife does n't know what you 're up to , does she ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i would n't bother waiting for blair if i were you . she 's out for the evening . maybe all night . walker : look , dorian -- dorian : there 's no need for you to explain . i know a stop sign when i see one . walker : dorian , i -- listen to me . i just ca n't get together with somebody right now . even with someone as beautiful and as interesting as you are . dorian : oh . you 're kissing up ? walker : yes . is it working ? dorian : you 're going to have to do better . a lot better . take care . good night . [ scene_break ] starr : psst . walker : hey . what 's happening ? starr : well , you know how you asked me whether i kept your secret ? walker : mm - hmm . starr : i did . i did n't tell anybody that you were friends with my dad . walker : good girl . no wonder your dad 's so proud of you . starr : he said that ? walker : mm - hmm . also how smart you were and brave and how you always knew what to do . starr : just like dad . walker : so , do you know where your mom is tonight ? starr : she 's out with that guy kevin . walker : where ? starr : who knows ? my mom hired back hedy , though . and now me and jack are stuck with her . jack 's in the stroller over there . did my dad say much about him ? walker : only that , you know , he drooled a lot and his diaper 's always heavy . starr : yeah , that would be jack . you want to see him ? walker : yeah . walker : oh . hey , jack . oh . getting big . starr : how do you know ? walker : well , your dad said -- starr : oh . did -- what else did he say ? walker : just that he wishes he could spend more time with jack and get to know him a little better , tell him how much he loves him . starr : uh - oh . starr : what are you doing with my baby brother ? get your hands off him ! dorian : wait a minute . what 's going on here ? starr : jack was crying , and el creepo over here started to -- i do n't know -- make him feel better , which he was n't ! dorian : hey , starr , watch your language , will you ? walker : it 's ok . i 'm out of here . starr : and do n't come back ! dorian : starr , that is really very , very rude . starr : i do n't care ! i hate him ! dorian : but that 's still no reason for you to speak that way . now , come on , i want you to cut it out . be respectful to grownups . now take jack inside . starr : come on , jack , we 'll go play problem child with hedy . dorian : you know , your attitude is really -- river : i thought i might find you out here . dorian : river . hi , sweetheart . river : is the pool still open ? [ scene_break ] troy : hmm . you wanted to see me ? nora : a couple of days ago . troy : yeah , well , you know , i was -- i was out of town , so -- nora : where ? troy : why do you want to know ? nora : because you disappeared about the same time lindsay rappaport did . troy : lindsay 's gone ? nora : you did n't know ? troy : no , i had no idea . nora : hmm . troy : do you have a clue where she might be , or -- nora : actually , i was hoping you could tell me . troy : no , i -- sorry , i wish i could help you , but -- nora : you sure you ca n't ? troy , i happen to know you were visiting lindsay at st. ann 's the night she escaped . troy : i was n't visiting lindsay . nora : mm - hmm . troy : i was there to see another patient . i happened to bump into lindsay . nora : well , what did you talk about ? troy : well , not much . you know , she 's in pretty bad shape , nora . you do know that she failed her evaluation ? nora : and that was the last time you saw lindsay ? troy : what is this ? what 's -- what are you doing here , nora ? what , you think i helped lindsay ? why would i want lindsay to get out of st. ann 's ? nora : to keep her quiet ? [ scene_break ] doctor : you feeling any better , joanna ? lindsay : did you talk to my daughter ? is she coming ? doctor : according to dr. maciver 's file , you have no daughter . you have no children at all . lindsay : but i do . i -- i have a daughter named jen . i have a son named will . he 's a lawyer . he lives in california . you can call him . doctor : joanna -- lindsay : stop calling me that . doctor : we 're going to work with you to determine between fantasy and reality . with the proper treatment , you will realize that you do not have a daughter named joan . lindsay : jen ! her name is jen ! her name is jen . her name is jen . jen . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] al : ah , ah , ah , ah -- relax . joey : rex does not love her ! i love her ! al : listen , i thought i loved her , too , ok ? but love is n't getting yourself all screwed up over somebody . it 's about taking time and getting to know that person and wanting to be with that person , not just all night but all day , too . rex : yo , listen up , everybody . please help us welcome -- put your hands together for flash and midnight logic ! flash : well you can bless me and tell me that i 'm good but just arrest me and charge me with the truth but when you got me . [ scene_break ] kevin : there you are , my dear . and by the way , kelly knows everything that 's going on . blair : really ? and it does n't bother her ? kevin : well , it must not bother you , either . otherwise , you would n't spend so much time with me . blair : i keep losing your stupid tests , kevin . kevin : hey , no one has a gun to your head . try something else . blair : oh , why do n't you give me a reason , huh ? [ scene_break ] nora : you were lindsay 's alibi for the mitch laurence murder . troy : yeah , well , maybe in her very confused mind i was , but i 'll tell you right now , nora , i was n't on the docks that night and i sure as hell did n't have sex with her . nora : ok , well let 's just say you did . no , no , no , come on , humor me . let 's just say you did . that would give you a motive for murder , would n't it ? troy : murder ? nora : well , mitch laurence is out , at large , free , running around . he comes down to the docks . he sees you and lindsay together , and he asks for help in exchange for his silence . troy : whoa , let me get this straight . you think that i killed mitch laurence so that -- so that i would n't get my medical license pulled ? that would make me as crazy as lindsay . nora : well , you 've been up to some pretty crazy things lately , i 've heard . troy : really ? nora : mm - hmm . troy : such as ? nora : well , i understand you have a pretty crazy , active social life . troy : that 's what this is about , is n't it ? you are jealous . you 're jealous because i moved on , are n't you , nora ? nora : no , troy , this is n't personal . troy : fine . why do n't you talk to my lawyer , then . [ scene_break ] dorian : it 's about time you came to see your grandma . river : yeah . i 've sort of been in prison , i guess . dorian : i heard your father grounded you . troy : yeah . all i did was kiss some girl . dorian : oh , no ! river : i 'm just glad you 're here tonight . dorian : i 'm glad you felt you could come to me . river : for real ? dorian : for real . river : good . because , i 'm telling you , my dad has been driving me crazy . there is no way i 'm going to make it all summer living with him . dorian : oh , no . your mom did n't tell me that you were going back to savannah . river : i 'm not . look , how about i stay here ? [ scene_break ] kevin : more wine ? blair : why do n't you just give it up , kevin . kevin : oh , come on , you enjoyed that kiss . blair : no , i did n't , and i do n't even want to talk about it . i should call kelly right this very minute and tell her . kevin : but you wo n't . blair : excuse me , but are n't you the guy that 's married to my cousin ? kevin : look , it just happened . blair : no , it did n't just happen . you want to talk business with me , you talk business , kevin . kevin : there 's nothing to talk about . i want to buy the sun , you do n't want to sell it . although , why you hang on to that rag , i 'll never know . i mean , do you really think you can turn it legit ? blair : can and will for my daughter . todd gave her that paper , and he trusted me to make it work , and i 'm not going to betray him . kevin : like he never betrayed you . bartender : excuse me , mr. buchanan ? is yours the black convertible ? kevin : yeah . what about it ? bartender : just received a call that there 's oil all over the parking lot . kevin : what ? it 's brand - new . i 'll be right back . blair : do n't rush . i 'll have another one , please . oh , man . walker : how about a dance ? [ scene_break ] starr : you 're really staying here this summer ? river : yep . starr : we 'll have a better time than we did in savannah . leave it up to me . dorian : alright , it 's all settled . river : you talked to my dad ? dorian : yes , and i managed to convince him that it would be better for both of you if you took a time - out . river : oh , grandma , you rock . dorian : yes , listen , sweetheart , excuse me . you know , you have really gotten too old and i 'm still too young for you to call me `` grandma . `` could we just make it `` dorian , `` ok ? river : right , dorian . dorian : dorian . good . that is so much better . all right , now , i have some things i have to do . i 'm sorry , but we 're going to have all summer to catch up , right ? river : right . dorian : good . now , you , it 's time for bed , young lady . starr : this early ? dorian : excuse me . i know this is a difficult concept for you , but you 're a child , ok ? children go to bed at a certain hour every single night . now , come along . grab your sandals . fine , put them on . whatever . let 's go . nighty - night . starr : bye . river : good night . dorian : see you later , darling . river : grandma -- dorian , you forgot your -- river : hey , adriana ? yeah , hey , it 's -- it 's rio . [ scene_break ] [ cheers and applause ] al : you want to get out of here ? flash : hey , gramps , thanks for coming . asa : you better speak up . i ca n't hear with all this ruckus . flash : oh , yeah . i 'm just trying to rest my voice . asa : well , you take care of that . that voice of yours -- that 's pure gold . flash : you like my singing ? asa : oh , yeah , i really do . but it 's not my kind of music . joey : hey , gramps . flash , you rocked the place . flash : thank you , joey joey : you ok ? flash : yeah . joey : you 're not having trouble with your throat again , are you ? flash : no , i 'm fine . just trying to be careful . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] kevin : what are you , 15 , huh ? blair : why ? what 's going on ? kevin : the oil leak in my car -- blair : yeah ? kevin : yeah . blair : you did that ? [ scene_break ] walker : i guess i 'm busted . man : excuse me , i need to talk to a detective about the mitch laurence murder . nora : i 'm the assistant district attorney . man : i finally found it . nora : what is it ? man : it 's the license plate number of the mustang . nora : what mustang ? man : the one i saw the night of the murder . you do n't know about it ? nora : i have n't really read through everything . you saw a car ? man : that 's not a car . it 's a classic . blue 1965 convertible , mint condition . nora : did you happen to see the driver ? man : no , sorry . but i talked to the detective and i told him i 'd get it to them as soon as i found it . nora : do you remember the name of the detective you spoke to ? man : i think he was hispanic . nora : vega ? antonio vega ? man : yeah , that was it . nora : oh , thank you . thank you very much . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : yes , i do understand . no , bo , it 's all right . we 'll have dinner later tonight . i love you too . bye . troy : you dropped this . gabrielle : thank you . troy : gabrielle , wait . we need to talk . gabrielle : no , no , i think we do n't need to talk about anything troy : i just want to apologize , ok ? i just want to apologize for the other night and for angel square . it 's just breaking up with nora , you know -- i guess i 'm still dealing with it , although apparently not so well . gabrielle : well , i 'm glad to hear that we have an understanding , then . troy : well , i want you to know that i wish you and bo all the best . gabrielle : thank you , troy . colin : you think you 're so much better than me , do n't you , troy ? well , you 're not ! you 're just like me . shh . troy : you 're wrong . i 'm nothing like you , colin . you 're wrong ! troy : can i have a scotch and water ? can i get a scotch and water ? man : dr. maciver ? i 'm herb garvey . you gave my wife an emergency appendectomy last month . troy : eleanor . yeah . eleanor , right . how is she ? herb : she 's great , thanks to you . how can i thank you for saving her life ? troy : oh , no , please , please . just knowing that she 's fine is good enough for me . herb : thanks , doctor . claire : buy me a drink ? troy : claire , that 's not such a great idea right now . claire : oh , no ? troy : no . claire : better than sleeping with me and dumping me . troy : come on , claire . claire : and that 's what you did to all the other women , is n't it ? except one . troy : i do n't know what you 're talking about , claire . claire : yeah , you do . see , i thought there might be someone , so i followed you the other night , all the way down highway 12 to a certain rest stop with a certain phone , and i saw you pick up lindsay rappaport . [ scene_break ] al : i 'll see you tomorrow ? marcie : al , when i asked you to take me home tonight , i meant -- well , i meant that i wanted you to come home with me , you know , and spend the night . al : are you saying that you want to -- marcie : yeah . al : ok . are you sure about this ? marcie : i 've never been more sure about anything in my life . al : what the hell ? wait , do n't move . stay right here , ok ? do n't touch anything . [ scene_break ] lindsay : my name is lindsay rappaport . i have a son named will and a daughter named jen . i have a husband , and his name -- no , i had a husband and his name was sam . i live in llanview , pennsylvania . oh , my god , what if nobody comes to get me ? i 'll be stuck here . i 'll be stuck here forever . [ scene_break ] troy : claire , lindsay called me . she wanted to turn herself in . we were on our way -- i was driving her back to llanview , and she just jumped out of the car . i ca n't believe it . this is all my fault . claire : why ? troy : i was just trying to help her . she thought it meant more . which is why i 'm a little gun - shy right now , claire . claire : because of lindsay ? troy : because of nora . i 'm having a hard time getting over her . i loved her so much . claire : i do n't really know what happened between you and nora buchanan . troy : it does n't matter . what 's important is that i get over her and that i move on . nora : yeah , hank , i 'm just going over the list of women that jen taped troy with again . yeah , i 'll call you . what about you , lindsay ? how far would troy go to save his own hide ? troy : claire , i know i do n't deserve this , but i 'd like another chance . i want you to get to know the real me . will you have dinner with me tonight ? please ? just dinner . claire : oh , sure . why not ? troy : no , no , no . listen , not here . i got a better place . this great little place , very romantic . it 's just on the outside of town . you 're going to love it . someplace where we can be all alone . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] riley : hey . you 're not going to believe this . flash : what ? riley : `` flash of light `` hit the college charts . we 're number 49 . flash : riley , that 's great ! we did it . [ cheers and whistles ] [ scene_break ] blair : why would you do that , walker ? why would you cause an oil leak in someone 's car ? kevin : nothing 's wrong with my car . he paid the bartender 10 bucks to lie . blair : what ? walker : someone had to stop you from hassling her . blair : oh , like you are any better . kevin : yeah , see , she does n't want you around , pal . walker : well , i do n't hear her saying that to me , pal . gosh , i wonder -- i wonder what your wife 's doing tonight . kevin : do n't worry about my wife . that 's not your problem . walker : let 's make it my problem . kevin : what are you going to do ? are you going to bash my head into a doorjamb like you did troy maciver , huh ? you know what ? you 're as bad a jerk as that guy that blair married . what 's his name ? todd manning , yeah -- blair : hey , stop it ! you guys are acting like children ! just stop ! [ phone rings ] all : hello ? blair : it 's me . yeah , briggs , what have you got ? kevin : is that a story you do n't want me to cover , huh ? blair : ok . kevin : is that a story for tomorrow ? blair : from home . got to go . kevin : yeah , harry , listen , i want you to check the police scanners and see if anything big is breaking , ok ? walker : hey ! dorian : hey . i know what you 're up to . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] jen : where 's my mother ? joey : jen is ruining her life , and there is nothing i can do to stop it . dorian : i know that you are not who you claim to be . jessica : i 'm here to -- to turn myself in for my father 's murder .
dorian talks to walker about becoming involved together , but he says he ca n't get involved right now . kevin & blair go out to rodi 's where kev makes his move , but she rejects him . ultra violet has it 's big debut . joe tries to talk sense into jenn about being with rex , but she just responds by getting drunk & taking off her clothes on stage . marcie & al hang up a banner with a peace symbol on it for an international peace rally that will be taking place on campus . nora asks gabrielle if she 's involved with troy . gabrielle denies any relationship with him . lindsay begs the doctor to call her daughter , but he refuses . dorian accuses walker of liking blair . hedy 's hired back . walker `` meets `` jack . river asks dorian if he can stay with her & she says yes . walker sabotages kevin 's car to get a dance with blair . walker & kevin get in a scuffle over blair . an eyewitness on the night of mitch 's murder , relays information about a car he saw at the murder site , including the license no . troy apologizes to gabrielle for his unruly behavior . troy starts to see colin taunting him in the mirror . claire comes up to troy & tells him she saw him with lindsay . he asks her to give him another chance with him & takes her someplace where they can `` talk `` about it . marcie asks al to spend the night as he 's taking her back home , but they find the room has been trashed . dorian shows up to talk to walker again .
antonio : be careful . jessica : thanks . oh . antonio : felt good , did n't it ? jessica : oh , it was amazing . antonio : careful . jessica : no , no , no , no . we promised the babysitter that we 'd be back . antonio : well , she can wait a little while longer . it 's been a long time since we 've been together . jessica : aah ! yeah , especially now that your cousin 's been in the loft . antonio : yeah . yeah , tico . jessica : i guess you still do n't trust him , huh ? antonio : well , i just got to make sure that he 's still not somehow involved in the santi organization , that 's all . jessica : well , i mean , how could he be ? he 's never even met them . listen , i think he 's ok . it 's actually that foster sister that -- antonio : you still have a problem with sonia ? sonia : are you praying now ? tico : i should , to say thanks for helping me find my family . the vega 's have lived in angel square for a long time . they 're a part of it . sonia : yeah , and now you 'll be part of them . tico : if they let me . sonia : i thought you said carlotta seemed to like you . your little sister , adriana , was happy that you were here . and why would n't she be ? you 're the best brother in the world . tico : yeah . it 's antonio i 'm worried about . he 's the key . sonia : leave antonio to me . tico : what about jessica ? sonia : well , i 'll leave jessica to you . dorian : adriana still wo n't come out of her room . i do n't know what to do . kelly : oh , well , we 'll talk to her later . i 've got to go get ready . dorian : for what ? kelly : for kevin . he called . he 's coming over . dorian : and you agreed to it ? kelly : he sounded really nice on the phone . i think he might be having second thoughts about the divorce . dorian : kelly , stop it . do n't make the same mistake -- kelly : no , no , no . dorian , dorian , he called to ask about ace . you know what that means ? it means that he misses him . dorian : honey , you told him that todd was the father of your baby . kelly : i realize that . maybe he 's ready to forgive me . natalie : kevin , hi ! kevin : how you doing , kiddo ? natalie : what do you want ? kevin : what , i ca n't come and say hello to my kid sister in her new place ? natalie : you never came to visit me at my old place . how did you even know i was moving ? kevin : i heard about you and paul . paul : what , no housewarming gift , hmm ? kevin : actually , i need to speak to natalie . alone . paul : oh , here it comes -- another buchanan giving you a hundred reasons why you should leave me . natalie : i 'll handle it . paul : ok . uh -- i 'll bring the rest of your stuff up . do n't even think about giving her a hard time , ok ? she 's been through enough . natalie : is he right ? kevin : i 'm just asking you for a favor . i 'm asking joe and jessica , too . it 's for mom . natalie : is she all right ? kevin : oh , yeah , she 's fine . i just want to keep it that way . look , as you know , the four of us have a large block of shares in `` the banner sun , `` and there 's some business coming up and i want your proxy for your votes -- just to take the pressure off of mom . natalie : ok . i 'll give you that . but i want something back . kevin : what 'd you have in mind ? todd : we 're celebrating . blair : what ? todd : `` craze `` has a new editor in chief -- blair manning . blair : i am not going to go back and work for kevin . no way . todd : who said you were ? blair : he is the owner ; he 's the publisher . todd : he wo n't be when i steal it out from under him . blair : are you serious ? kelly : look , kevin may believe that todd is ace 's biological father , but -- but kevin is that boy 's daddy . i mean , maybe he realizes that he needs us back . dorian : when he found out the baby was n't biologically his , he turned his back on him , the snake . kelly : he was upset , and i do n't blame him after what i had to do to him . dorian : what you were forced to do ! that baby , the baby you lost -- that baby was created out of your desperate love for kevin , to keep your marriage together . and then when the baby died , you were so desperate that you went out and -- kelly : all right , all right , all right . dorian , you do n't have to remind me . i was there , remember ? dorian : i think you do need to be reminded . i think you 're forgetting what 's real here . kelly : you are the one who said i should let kevin believe that todd is ace 's father . dorian : but that was so that kevin would n't take the baby away from you , not so that you and kevin could get back together again . kelly : well , the worst is over now . we should try to work things out for ace . [ doorbell rings ] kelly : oh , gosh . um -- that might be kevin . i 'm not ready . tell him i 'll be down in a few minutes , ok ? just stall him . dorian : right . oh , carlotta . please come in . thank you for coming over so quickly . carlotta : tell me , has adriana come out of her room yet ? dorian : no , she has n't . i -- maybe you can do better . oh , blair , it 's dorian . i -- i 'm sorry to bother you , but i need you to come over right away . i think kelly 's going over the edge . blair : what 's kelly done now ? dorian : kevin called . he 's coming over for some reason , and kelly 's convinced that he wants to reconcile . blair : well , why would she ever think that ? dorian : because it 's happening , blair , what i 've been afraid of -- she 's losing her grip . please , honey , we have to do something . blair : dorian , i am not going to drop everything in my life to rush over there . she does n't want to hear from me anyway . dorian : do you want kelly to end up like her mother , like yours ? blair : get her help , dorian . professional help . todd : what 's going on ? blair : kelly has some kind of delusion that kevin is coming over to make up with her , and dorian wants me to go over and help her . todd : you 've done enough . blair : well , we 've both done enough . todd : we need to stay out of it . we need to worry about each other . blair : do i have anything to worry about ? i mean , what 's this i hear about you stealing `` craze `` from kevin ? kevin : so , what do you want for your proxy ? natalie : ahem . first , i want to know what 's really going on . kevin : i told you . it 's for mom . look , she 's already taking on too much at the university . on top of that , she 's worried about the paper , and i just want to lighten her load . natalie : mm - hmm . and are joey and jessica all for this ? kevin : oh , they do n't want her to overdo it any more than we do . look , just sign right here , ok ? right here at the bottom . natalie : uh - uh , not until i get what i want first . kevin : all right . what is it ? natalie : paul , come here a minute . paul : what , he finally talk you out of moving in with me ? natalie : no . but he 's going to have to get used to having you around . paul needs a job . paul : natalie , you know what they say about mixing family and business , right ? kevin : i 'll have to agree with him . i mean , what can you do besides break the law ? paul : i 'm a pilot . all i know how to do is fly , all right ? i 'm qualified for all small jets , and i 've done enough chopper runs to last me a lifetime . kevin : actually , i need a pilot for our corporate chopper and our jet , so we 'll see how it goes and we 'll take it from there . paul : yeah , sure , that 's -- that sounds good to me , all right . jessica : i knew this was going to happen if i let you talk me into one more kiss . i 'm going to be late . antonio : oh , i talked you into it ? talked ? jessica : yes . antonio : yeah ? jessica : and i have to go meet kevin . i 'm late . antonio : what does he want ? jessica : i do n't know , some sort of family business stuff , but i got to run . do n't forget to put jamie down for her nap . antonio : i wo n't . jessica : ok ? bye , sweetie . antonio : let 's -- let 's talk some more ? jessica : uh -- no . antonio : hmm ? jessica : i have to go . bye . antonio : all right , come on . now it 's just you and me , so -- hey . what do you want to do this afternoon ? [ knock on door ] antonio : ah . guess who could n't stay away . you want another kiss ? sonia . sonia : i was just waiting till you were alone . antonio : come in . what do you mean you waited till i was alone ? what are you doing here ? sonia : is that any way to talk to a relative ? antonio : oh , is that what we are ? sonia : hey , how about friends ? what do you say ? antonio : what are you up to , sonia ? carlotta : you have to just talk to somebody . adriana : i do n't want to talk to anyone , ok ? nobody can help . [ doorbell rings ] dorian : oh , dear , that 's probably kevin . just what we need . river . river : i need to talk to her . dorian : this is not a good time . river : dorian , please just let me in . adriana : i do n't want to see you . carlotta : look , you heard her . now please just go . river : no . not until she hears me out . please , adriana , it 's all i 'm asking . just let me explain . blair : you are as delusional as kelly if you think that kevin is going to sell it to you , buddy . todd : he 's not going to sell it to me . i 've got vickers fronting me . blair : and you 're footing the bill ? todd : yeah , but david 's saying dorian is . now , there 's only one more thing that will make this deal perfect -- you , editor in chief . what do you say ? blair : i love it . i say i love you . paul : oh , way to go , natalie ! you got me a job ! wow , and what 'd your brother get , huh ? a vote for `` banner sun . `` wow . natalie : well , you did n't think i was going to let you live off me , did you ? paul : hmm . you do n't live off of you . how many jobs do you have these days , anyway ? roxanne : you know , living off of love is ok when you 're a kid , but as you get older and down the road , you need a lot more than love to keep those mighty morphins pumping . you know how much botox costs these days ? paul : oh , come on . you do n't need botox . you look hot as it is . roxanne : you know , like i said before , this guy 's a keeper . paul : yeah , and i got a job , thanks to you . natalie : yes , you 've got a job . kevin 's got his proxy . i have you . i think we 're all winners . kevin : just sign the proxy . i 'll take it from there . jessica : does mom know about this ? kevin : have you heard nothing i 've said ? i 'm doing this so she has one less thing to worry about . jessica : so you 're doing it behind her back . kevin : i 'm not doing it -- i 'm trying to help her , jess . jessica : or are you trying to get rid of todd ? kevin : well , you have to admit `` the banner `` has changed since he took over `` the banner sun . `` i 'm serious . the guy 's running it like it 's his old paper , and that 's what he 's going to turn it into . now , are you willing to let todd tear down what our family built ? just sign it , all right ? give me the right to vote your shares , and i 'll make sure that does n't happen . sonia : is this your little girl ? i saw all the baby things here earlier , but i had no idea you had a daughter . antonio : this is jamie . sonia : hello , you beautiful little lady . i 'm just guessing here , but jessica 's not the mommy , right ? antonio : good guess . sonia : and here i thought you were leaving your fiancée to have some fun with me . this cool , confident bachelor , just out for himself . antonio : look , sonia , you still have n't answered my question . what are you up to ? sonia : now , why do you assume that i 'm up to anything ? antonio : and did you really wait till jessica left ? sonia : yes , i did . i did n't want to interrupt you . i figure you 've got a lot of time to make up for . antonio : yeah . we do . sonia : you know , i like jessica . antonio : do you ? sonia : mm - hmm . tico has told me a lot about her . they seem to be getting along really , really well . antonio : well , jessica helped him out in puerto rico . sonia : it 's a lot more than that . they both come from the same place . you know , private schools , the whole deal . antonio : did n't you , too ? sonia : no . i moved in with tico 's family only after my parents were killed . i was about 12 . before that , i was raised probably a lot like you . we were working people . we are very different than jessica and tico . they 're used to having everything their own way , getting whatever they want . antonio : and you are n't ? sonia : i do n't know about jessica , but tico needs to know everything that 's going to happen . i prefer surprises . do n't you ? kevin : just sign the proxy , jessica . i know what i 'm doing . jessica : this is n't about mom at all . it 's about you trying to get back at todd and using the paper to do it . kevin : what , so now you 're on todd 's side ? is that it ? jessica : well , mom appointed him . kevin : yeah , well , he turned mom against me . jessica : oh , come on ! kevin : no , i 'm serious . is he going to turn you against me , too ? jessica : kevin , i 'm never against you . although i do have to admit that lately you have n't been yourself at all . kevin : that 's right , i 'm not myself . todd 's trying to ruin me . what am i supposed to do , just sit here and take it ? jessica : i 'll tell you what you 're not supposed to do -- use your brother and sister to outsleaze todd . come on , i just -- i 'm going to have to talk to joey and natalie before -- kevin : well , it 's too late . they already handed over their votes to me . jessica : yeah , because you did n't tell them what 's going on , did you ? kevin : no , i told them the truth , ok ? i told them it was for mom . you do n't want to believe it , that 's fine . just do n't run to mom and upset her more . jessica : i 'm not going to tell mom what you 're really doing , but i am going to talk to joey and natalie first . kevin : ok , you go ahead . you do what you have to . so will i . blair : i love it that you are trying to get `` craze `` for me , even though it 's not going to happen . what ? todd : you do n't think i can pull it off ? blair : no , it 's not you . come here . it 's not you . it 's david . i mean , he 's slick , but kevin is never going to sell it to him . todd : yeah , just like dorian would never take him back . blair : no , that 's different . he loves dorian . todd : he likes her bankroll , do n't you mean ? blair : no . i mean , he took that job because of dorian . and you know what ? he 's good at it . what ? todd : not as good as when he 's working with you . blair : uh - oh , uh - oh . ok , you know what ? maybe we -- hey , todd , back up , back up , back up . we need to take this upstairs in case the kids -- the kids ! where are the kids ? todd : relax , relax . blair : wait , wait wait , i have n't seen the since i walked in the door ! todd : it 's ok . margaret is behind bars . you got nothing to worry about . blair : where -- are they upstairs ? todd : no . jack is -- jack is with the new nanny . what 's her name ? blair : it 's cynthia . todd : cynthia , right . and listen to this -- blair : what ? todd : starr is upstairs , grounded . blair : what ? todd : uh - huh . do you remember that article trashing kevin that almost made it into print ? blair : starr ? todd : yeah , and travis . they busted into `` the banner sun 's `` mainframe , writing other articles . blair : i do n't believe that . but i do n't believe that you have punished `` oh great one . `` todd : i am her father . blair : no , you 're the president of dads who love too much . i mean , you have never punished her a day in her life . todd : i 've changed . blair : yes , you have . ever since she was kidnapped , you are a changed man . todd : i do n't know . blair : what ? todd : maybe -- maybe i should n't get `` craze `` to you . blair : what ? todd : maybe that 's too much like the old todd . maybe the new todd -- he 's kindler , gentler . he 'd turn the other cheek . he 'd tell kevin , `` i feel your pain , bro . `` blair : oh , you are so full of it . todd : you do n't want me to change that much , do you ? blair : not completely . todd : well , do n't you worry . there 's plenty of that old todd left for everybody . blair : hmm ? todd : kevin 's going to find out how much . so are you . adriana : i do n't want to see you . river : no , no -- carlotta : no -- dorian : river , do n't touch her . adriana : what could you possibly have to say to me right now ? i never want to see you again ! dorian : you heard her , river . river : dorian , let me talk to her right now , please . dorian : she does n't want to talk to you . river , what happened ? river : it 's between her and me . it has nothing to do with -- dorian : i am going to have to respect adriana 's wishes . she does not want to see you . river : you 're kicking me out ? dorian : i love you . you know that . do n't make me choose between you and adriana . river : dorian , you got to believe that i never meant to hurt her . dorian : well , you did hurt her . deeply , from the look of things . take responsibility . stay away from her . now , please go . he 's gone . carlotta : ay , gracias a dios . dorian : adriana ? carlotta : oh sweetheart -- adriana : i ca n't talk about it . carlotta : sweetheart , if you do n't , we ca n't help you . adriana : i saw river and shannon at the quarry together . they were making love . [ doorbell ] dorian : if he has the audacity to come back again , river will be so -- tico : my name is augustico santi . you must be dorian lord santi . now i understand why adriana is so beautiful . she obviously takes after you . dorian : come in . bienvenidos , augustico . tico : gracias . is this a bad time right now ? dorian : yes , it is . oh , i 'm sorry . what i mean to say is that -- well , it 's a bit hectic , but no problema . i just want to make something very clear , though . it was only for the briefest of moments that i was dorian santi , when i was married to your father . tico : yes , i was told it was a very , very brief marriage . but still , you have adriana . dorian : did you mean it when you said she looks like me ? tico : of course i did . dorian : well , she 's a beautiful girl inside and out . tico : i am very proud to have her for a sister . kelly : uh , is kevin in the living room ? dorian : no , dear , he is n't . tico : please tell me we 're not related . dorian : no , no . she is not a blood relation , though she is my niece , kelly . kelly , this is augustico santi -- kelly : oh . dorian : adriana 's half brother and manuel santi 's son . kelly : nice to meet you . so -- adriana : tico , i did n't know that you were coming . tico : they told me at the diner that carlotta was here with you . adriana : yeah . tico : are you ok ? adriana : you do n't want to know . tico : but you were so happy when you left antonio 's . you were on your way to see your boyfriend . adriana : he 's not my boyfriend anymore . tico : remember what i told you earlier ? if anyone -- and i mean anyone -- hurts you , they have your big brother to answer to . and i mean that . roxanne : there 's your keys . nice to have you afoot because i missed you at the cottage , not that those love shack kids even give me time to think . natalie : they driving you crazy ? roxanne : yeah , because they 're such spoiled brats . i run a very tight ship . they do n't get away with anything , not on my watch . natalie : mm - hmm . [ piano plays darkly ] roxanne : boy , someone 's having a real bad day . natalie : you want to take a break from moving in ? paul : yeah , i could use a drink . what do you say ? rodi 's ? natalie : i was thinking i had something else in mind . paul : oh . upstairs , huh ? well , i do n't know . there are so many boxes , we might not be able to move around natalie : shut up and come with me . paul : yes , ma'am . woman : excuse me . i was told i could get a room here . roxanne : oh , yeah , for how long ? woman : just one night . i 'm teaching a master class at the university . roxanne : yeah ? you 're a master ? i 'm a master of nothing . he 's really good at tickling those ovaries , is n't he ? sonia : so , papa puts baby down for a nap . i suppose domestic has its upside , if you like boring . antonio : it does n't have to be boring . sonia : i think i 'd kill myself if i had to do the same old thing day in , day out . antonio : yeah , what , you want it to be like puerto rico , not knowing if you 'll make it through the next minute alive ? sonia : i kind of got off on that , did n't you ? is n't that why you 're a cop ? antonio : i 'm a cop because i like to keep that from happening to other people . sonia : by going undercover as a stripper ? that 's got to be a first . antonio : whatever it takes . sonia : you know , we 've got something else in common . antonio : yeah ? what 's that ? sonia : family honor . antonio : really ? sonia : yeah , really . no matter what you say , we 're a lot alike , and you know it . tico : are you going to be all right ? adriana : yeah , i think so . tico : thank you . adriana : thanks . tico : i have something for you . maybe it 's going to make you feel better . [ adriana gasps ] tico : and i have these other pieces , which our grandfather designed . i wanted to return them where they belonged . dorian : gracias . tico : do n't you want it ? carlotta : this jewelry has caused nothing but trouble for my family . they 're a curse . tico : to me , they 're a blessing . the numbers on the back of them -- they turned out to be the combination which helped jessica open the santi vault and find me . carlotta : no me digas . tico : if you wo n't wear it because of your brother , then wear it because of your father , who made it , and for me . carlotta : i always loved this bracelet . gracias , mi sobrino . antonio : what the hell are you doing , sonia ? sonia : just testing you . antonio : do n't . sonia : why ? you afraid you 'll fail or afraid you 'll pass ? antonio : i told you before -- we were together ; it was part of my cover . sonia : that 's a shame . we made a really good team . antonio : all based on lies . sonia : well , there 's no lies now . everything 's out in the open . we could work together again . i 'm reopening the hookup . why do n't you come back and work for me ? i 'll make you a headliner . antonio : i like the job i have . sonia : ok , how about i make you partner ? antonio : you do n't quit , do you ? sonia : not when it 's worth it . antonio : i 'm not interested . sonia : really ? you 're a hell of an actor , then . todd : how is she ? starr ? does she hate me ? blair : let me just tell you , she says that she is going to be the sweetest little girl ever and that she 's so sorry . she 'll do anything along as she can see travis again . todd : ah -- blair : mm - hmm . todd : the old divide - and - conquer ploy . blair : this time we have switched roles . todd : that 's right . how does it feel to be the good cop ? blair : you 're the one that 's got to parole her . todd : well , maybe we can make her sentence a little shorter . blair : really ? todd : here 's how it 's going to be -- no phone , no internet , no going out . apologies to everybody . blair : wow , look at dudley do - right here . todd : i learned from the best . blair : oh , do n't look at me . i 've made many mistakes , my friend . todd : these kids do n't come with instruction manuals . blair : no , they do n't , unfortunately , but you know what ? when i am at `` craze , `` i think i should set up this advice column -- parents for children , children for parents . todd : well , you can now . blair : i do n't know . it all depends if we get `` craze `` from kevin , and that 's a big if . todd : did i fail to tell you -- blair : what ? todd : david spoke to kevin already . blair : todd ! todd : and kevin is thinking about it . blair : you did n't tell me ? todd : did i forget to tell you -- blair : no ! todd : that kevin is going to bite ? did i tell you that he 's talking to his lawyers right now ? blair : is it a done deal ? todd : it 's as good as a done deal . blair : oh , that is so great ! that is so great . woman : where 'd you learn to play ? river : i took a couple lessons as a kid . i 'm mostly self - taught . woman : can you read music ? river : yep . woman : where are you training now ? river : i do n't . woman : you should . my name is anita vaccaro . i 'm a professor of piano and music theory at juilliard . river : yeah ? new york ? anita : we should talk . jessica : joey , it 's not about mom , ok ? kevin is up to something with these proxies . listen -- if you do n't want to believe me , that 's fine , but i 'm telling you , joey , he 's changed , ok ? can you just think about it and call me back later ? tico : jessica , is everything all right ? jessica : yeah , fine . just family stuff . tico : that can be the worst . ask someone who knows . why do n't you tell me about it ? maybe i can help . dorian : adriana , remember , you 're a cramer , and we cramers help each other . right , kelly ? kelly : yeah . yeah . it 's always worked out for me . and , hey , things are looking up . adriana : not the way i feel right now . i just -- i do n't think things will ever be all right again . dorian : honey -- [ doorbell rings ] kevin : kelly here ? dorian : yes , kevin . please come in . kelly : hey . kevin : hey . thanks for seeing me . kelly : of course i would . you want a drink ? kevin : no , i 'm all right . kelly : oh , come on , it 's not too early for martinis . i know just the way you like them . kevin : look , i 've been thinking a lot about what 's going on with us and ace . kelly : yeah , you know , i think he 's getting his first tooth . he 's been crying a lot more than usual lately . i think he also misses his daddy . kevin : i miss him , too . kelly : i know you do . i know how much you love him . kevin : that 's right , i do . even though he is todd 's , he thinks of me as his father , and i want to be a father to him . so i 've decided to sue for full custody . kelly : what ? jessica : my brother -- he 's going through a really hard time right now . it 's like he 's changed . he 's just out for revenge , really . tico : it can happen . jessica : well , it did n't happen to you , did it ? even though your father 's enemies put you through that , you did n't go after them . tico : i did n't have to . antonio did it for me . jessica : hey ! antonio : hey ! i did n't know you were going to be here . jessica : hi , cutie pie . antonio : and tico . jessica : yeah . well , i just -- we just ran into each other . you know , he was really great , and we were just -- i was just venting with him . antonio : oh , why ? is something wrong ? jessica : it 's just kevin . antonio : i see . well , let 's walk . jessica : thanks for being a friend . tico : any time . antonio : shall we ? jessica : yeah . sonia : he 's trying so hard . tico : what ? sonia : to convince himself he still loves jessica . tico : well , he 's doing a pretty good job . sonia : for now . but he wants me . he knows it . he 's just not ready to admit it yet . kelly : how can you even think of doing this to me ? i thought we were going to reconcile . i -- you want to take my son away from me ? dorian : kelly , what 's going on ? kelly : he 's suing for custody of ace ! dorian : how dare you ! what kind of monster are you ? kevin : well , she 's obviously an unfit mother . look at everything she 's done . ace was just kidnapped when she was supposedly taking care of him . kelly : you 'll never win . kevin : i could go on . kelly : you 're not even ace 's real father . you 'll never win ! kevin : my name is on his birth certificate . kelly : it does n't matter . i will never let you take him away from me . never ! i will never let this happen ! kelly : i will never let you have ace ! you are never going to see that boy again ! never ! i will never let you within 10 miles of him ! you bastard ! oh , god . oh , god . blair : we are going to beat kevin at his own game . todd : we got it all now , baby . blair : we have everything . what ? todd : uh - oh . blair : what ? todd : i 'm getting that weird feeling again . blair : what ? todd : that `` happy `` thing . blair : i think you better get used to it . i think it 's going to be a condition for the rest of your life . kelly : he 's going to take ace away from me ! he 's going to take ace away from me ! i ca n't let this happen ! i ca n't lose ace ! i ca n't lose ace ! i 'll never -- i wo n't handle this ! i ca n't handle this ! what am i going to do ? dorian : it 's not going to happen , sweetheart . he wo n't take ace away from you . i 'll help you . kelly : what if we lose ? what if kevin wins ? he does n't do -- he 's not doing this because he loves that child . he does n't love that child . he 's just -- he hates me ! he hates me and he hates todd ! he 's going to use it -- i wo n't let him -- i wo n't let him use ace that way ! oh , god , what am i going to do ? oh , god . i am not going to lose that child ! i am not going to lose my child ! i do n't care what will happen . i will do whatever it takes ! i will not lose him ! i will do whatever it takes ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] tico : i have no secrets . jessica : everybody has at least one secret . r.j. : find out what mcbain has going with evangeline . john : you want to join me for a drink ? daniel : why is it every time it 's just supposed to be the two of us , it always ends up the three of us ?
tico finally meets dorian and tells her he sees where adriana gets her good looks , flattering dorian . tico returns the jewelry to adriana , carlotta and dorian . carlotta called the jewelry a curse , but tico reminds her it saved his life . sonia continues to try to get to antonio , and he continues to be suspicious . sonia encourages tico to go after jessica . todd reveals his plan to get craze , and blair is thrilled . kevin asks natalie to sign over her proxy vote at the banner - sun , and she agrees , on the condition he hire paul . kevin hires paul as his pilot . jessica is not so willing to give up her proxy , and figures that kevin is trying to destroy todd with this maneuver . kevin tells kelly he 's going after full custody of ace , and kelly vows he 'll never see ace again , as dorian tries to calm kelly down . paul and natalie move into angel square . after adriana rejects river , he goes to angel square hotel and plays piano , where a professor from julliard hears him and is impressed .
dorian : viki ? viki ? viki ? no pulse . dorian : she 's gone . dorian : viki is dead . woman : i think you should go get her . [ scene_break ] dorian : viki ? dorian : victoria lord is dead . mel : all the best people are . dorian : mel ? dorian : you 're dead . mel : that 's not going to stop us from having this conversation . dorian . you blew it . so , tonight , you 're going to have to answer to me . [ scene_break ] carlo : you killed on my orders before . and now you will again . you are going to kill sarah . cristian : you 're insane . carlo : nevertheless , that post - hypnotic suggestion i planted in your brain will guarantee that you 'll do as i say . `` the computer does not support the architecture . `` cristian . kill her . kill her ! no ! [ yelling and struggling ] [ scene_break ] viki : where am i ? viki : where am i ? viki : i know you , do n't i ? megan : of course you do . [ scene_break ] victor : you 're my daughter , victoria , the heir to the lord fortune . and someday you 're going to take over the banner for me and run it all by yourself . maid : madre mia , what happened ? chuck : they were struck by lightning . right over here . watch it . settle down . mr. buchanan ? can you hear me ? it 's chuck . you need to lie quiet . you 've had an accident . you need to get rest . bo : where am i ? chuck : you 're at the ranch . you took a jolt of lightning . i think you hit your head . you might be a little dizzy , a bit confused . do you know what year it is ? bo : sure . it 's 2008 . chuck : uh -- bo : balsom , balsom ? rex : yeah , yeah . anyone got the number of that truck ? chuck : you boys just -- you boys just take it easy , all right ? you obviously got yourselves all scrambled up . bo : what do you mean ? chuck : sir , i do n't know where you 've been , but here in texas , it 's 1968 . [ `` one life to live `` 1968 theme plays ] woman : darling , could you turn off the television , please ? bo : uh , chuck . it is chuck , right ? chuck : yes , sir . bo : good , just checking . look , i love a good joke , but this is n't the right time . chuck : i 'm not joking , sir . it 's 1968 . president johnson 's in the white house . you had him over for dinner before the election . you gave him a great big check . bo : i did ? chuck : it 's the lightning , sir . i 've seen it happen before . rex : we got struck by lightning ? chuck : near as i can make out . the grass was burnt to the ground . you two were out cold in the dirt . shoot , you 're lucky to be alive . rex : i told you not to take that ride . bo : will you shut up about that ? rex : look what happened ! we got struck by freaking lightning . chuck : oh , i beg you to not talk like that . bo : look , i 'll talk any damn way i please . chuck : sir , i was talking to bo . bo : i am bo . chuck : no , bo 's right there . rex : what ? bo : oh , for crying out loud . rex : if i 'm bo , who 's he ? chuck : son , you know darn well who he is . this here 's your father , mr. asa buchanan . [ scene_break ] carlo : we 'll just have to do this the old - fashioned way . tina : do what ? carlo : guards , take mr. rogen to the dungeon . cain : oh , no , no , no , i really hate that place . carlo : it 's not my problem . cain : come on . hey , hey , hey , watch the jacket . carlo : the rest of you will come with me . [ scene_break ] dorian : mel . dorian : is it you ? mel : well , do you know of any other dead alcoholic reporters you were married to ? [ laughs ] because if you do , i want you to tell me . dorian : mel hayes . it is you . mel : mm - mm - mm , whoo . mel : it 's been awhile since i 've had my feet on the ground . mel : how do i look ? dorian : perfect . mel : you 're not so bad yourself . [ scene_break ] viki : you remind me so much of my jessica . woman : well , i should . i 'm her daughter . viki : her daughter ? woman : the baby she lost . i 'm megan , megan victoria . i 'm your granddaughter . viki : no . no , that 's impossible . for one thing , little megan died . megan : that 's right , i did . viki : does that mean i 'm dead ? megan : you 're transitioning from one life to another . viki : no , this is confusing . jessie , she lost her baby less than 10 years ago . megan : times move differently for some of us here . it was agreed that this particular form might make you feel more comfortable . viki : comfortable for what ? and agreed by whom ? megan : come with me . come with me and find out . viki : where are we going ? megan : all the way to the top . viki : is that heaven ? megan : we 'll be making a few stops along the way . viki : where ? megan : do n't you have anyone you 'd like to see ? viki : this is familiar . [ elevator chimes ] megan : first floor . viki : ladies ' gloves , blouses , and hosiery ? megan : not quite . go take a look . i 'll be waiting right here for you . asa : i do n't care if he 's busy . you put me through . who am i ? i am asa buchanan . viki : oh . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm asa . chuck : as i live and breathe . and this here is your son , bo . rex : me ? chuck : yep . rex : and it 's 1968 ? chuck : has been all year . bo : now you said your name was chuck ? chuck iii : chuck , jr . yes , sir . bo : chuck , jr. [ soft ] he 's not chuck iii . [ normal ] okay . well , what are you all doing standing around here , gawking ? you know ? there 's things to be done . i hope to hell my horse is n't still out there in the rain . chuck : we 'll get right on it , sir . you want me to call your doctor ? bo : hey , if my horse is out there in the rain , you 're going to have to call yourself a doctor . now what the hell kind of ranch we running here ? chuck : we 'll get right on it . let 's go . rex : you want to tell me what 's going on ? bo : well , if pa were still alive , i 'd say it was one of his practical jokes . rex : yeah , well , it 's one hell of a practical joke . i mean , they went all out . look at this old tv . where 'd they get this thing ? bo : turn it up . that should clear things up . rex : you see a remote ? bo : you 've got to do it manually . bo : just give it a few seconds to warm up . what the hell do you want from me , balsom , it 's 1968 . [ `` one life to live `` 1968 closing theme plays ] rex : looks like some old show . bo : no , they rigged this thing up . switch the station . rex : yes , sir -- mr. asa , sir . newscaster : james earl ray was in court today in memphis facing charges for the april murder of dr. martin luther king , jr . rex : houston , we have a problem . newscaster : mr. ray was accompanied by his attorney , percy foreman . rex : okay , i 'm officially freaked out . you 're supposed to reassure me . bo : oh , i wish i could . rex : okay , um . i 'm just throwing it out there , but is it possible we 're dead ? bo : and what , heaven is my old man 's ranch when i was a kid ? no , it 's not heaven . rex : why not ? bo : you heard chuck . i 'm asa . and asa is definitely somewhere south of heaven . [ scene_break ] viki : asa ? is that really you ? asa : now , who else would it be , viki ? i 'm one of a kind . do n't you know that by now ? viki : i have missed you . oh , i 'm sorry , you 're on the phone . asa : i 'm on hold . viki : with whom ? asa : i 'm trying to -- trying to get them to move me to a higher floor . viki : well , if anyone can do it , you can . asa : how did you get up here ? viki : car crash with dorian . she insisted i drive . the brakes went . asa : and you died , and she did n't ? viki : i assume so . unless maybe -- maybe she 's someplace a little warmer . asa : knowing dorian , i 'd put my money on it . [ scene_break ] dorian : please stay for a while . mel : i ca n't . you 've been a very bad girl . dorian : this is n't my fault . i was n't even -- mel : i 'm not talking about that , dorian . you drugged viki 's boyfriend and poured a fifth of vodka down his throat . you know what a terrible time i had staying off the booze . and you do to this kid what ? when he 's doing everything he possibly can to stay away from the booze , you pour it down his throat . it 's obscene , girl . dorian : it was necessary . i had a really huge deal riding on his silence . mel : well , then why did n't you just shoot him ? after all , you are dorian lord . you deserve whatever you get . i 'm sure the jury would be most understanding . after all , it 's you . dorian : i hate it when you 're sarcastic . mel : i hate it when you demean yourself by hurting other people . you preyed on that man 's weakness . dorian : i 'm a business woman . i use whatever means are necessary . mel : why ? why was it so important for you to take over buchanan enterprises ? dorian : it 's a multi - billion dollar conglomerate . mel : oh , try again . dorian : i do n't know what you mean . mel : you do n't care about buchanan enterprises or cramer enterprises -- whatever you call it . that was a little coup you pulled to hurt clint , to hurt clint for hurting you . dorian : and he was supposed to walk away unscathed ? mel : what were you doing with clint buchanan anyway ? dorian : what was i supposed to do ? throw myself on a funeral pyre just because you were -- gone ? mel : no . you 're supposed to find yourself a warm , compassionate guy with a decent sense of humor and try and let him make you happy . dorian : you 're a very difficult man to replace . mel : it 's not about me , is it ? because you 're doing it again , dorian . dorian : what are you talking about ? mel : you 're living in reaction to viki . why do n't you try and lead your own life ? [ scene_break ] viki : then again , dorian may very well have survived . it would n't be the first time . asa : well , all i can say -- asa : if you 're here and she 's back home , there really is no justice . viki : i 'm so sorry about b.e . asa : i 've got clint working on it . the boy turned out to have a real knack for getting things done . he reminds me of -- asa : of me . viki : that 's what i 'm afraid of . asa : what 's that supposed to mean ? [ scene_break ] rex : okay , if this is n't heaven where the hell are we ? bo : we 're at the ranch . rex : and it 's 1968 . bo : well , let 's -- let 's start with what we do know . you 're rex , i 'm bo . rex : and i came down here to stop you from taking a certain ride , which you took , and here we are . delphina was right . this is a serious disaster . bo : well , it could be worse . rex : how ? bo : you could be pa . jared : bo , bo , bo , i just heard . are you all right ? rex : jared banks , what are you doing here ? jared : who 's jared banks ? bo : i should have known . you 're responsible for this , are n't you ? jared : [ as man ] for getting you two struck by lightning ? course not , pa . rex : i 'm sorry ; did you just call him pa ? jared : [ as man ] well , little brother , what would you like me to call him ? rex : little brother ? jared : [ as man ] you 're growing , but you still got a ways to go . ai n't that right , pa ? bo : balsom ? rex : yeah . bo : we 're not in kansas anymore . [ scene_break ] asa : everything clint did was for his family . i do n't want you or anybody saying anything against him . asa : what are you smiling about ? viki : i 've missed you and your temper . asa : well , i missed your stubborn , uppity -- asa : think - you - always - know - best -- beautiful face . do n't you worry . everything is going to be all right . viki : thank you , asa . asa : got to take this . asa : now , what was so all fired important that you kept me on hold ? viki : i 've missed him . asa : okay , whatever you say . megan : you want him back ? my great - grandfather is a handful . viki : it 's nice to know some things do n't change up here . i ca n't get over how much you remind me of jessica . megan : i 'm glad . viki : megan , is this really happening ? is my life on earth truly over ? megan : where you go here is up to you . it 's always been up to you . megan : go on . viki : elvis ? i 'm here to see elvis ? niki : hey , back off , kid . you keep your paws off of him because he 's mine . [ scene_break ] tina : do what you want with me ; just leave my little girl alone . carlo : like you left my child alone ? tina : what are you talking about ? carlo : johnny dee . you remember , tina . first you seduced him , then you killed him . tina : i had nothing to do with that . niki smith shot him . [ scene_break ] viki : niki smith , here in heaven ? niki : you do n't get it yet , do you ? see , i go where you go . and you go where i go . which means if i go downstairs , you 're going downstairs . so what 's up , kid ? are you happy now that i 'm dead ? viki : i 'm fine , thank you . niki : oh , you never change . this is heaven . loosen up , for pete sakes . and i mean it . you keep your paws off the king . toots , do me a favor . go get me scotch . go to the bar i like , the one upstairs . me and icky viki , we got a little catching up to do , you know . niki : so , kid , ' sup ? what are you doing here ? viki : well , i might ask you the same thing . niki : you know , kid , you always needed me to keep it real for you . you know , deal with all the stuff that you were scared of . and i guess you 're still do , because , otherwise , you would n't be here talking to me now , would you ? [ scene_break ] bo : so , clint . jared : [ as clint ] that is my name . do n't wear it out . bo : do you know the name of our dog ? jared : [ as clint ] buddy or bandit ? okay , chuck jr. said that you refused to let him call the doctor , but i think i better give him a little ring . bo : no . rex : no , no , no , no , no , but thanks . jared : [ as clint ] i know what you need . you need a good , stiff drink . chuck ! chuck : i send my daddy down to the store to get us a bottle of the good stuff . bo : your daddy ? chuck : chuck , sr . , remember ? man : asa buchanan , what in tarnation 's gotten into you ? rasslin ' with a lightning bolt ? you got enough enemies without picking a fight with mother nature . [ scene_break ] tina : stop , where are you taking us ? what -- what are you talking about ? carlo : sh , sh , sh . hear that sound ? does it give you the sick feeling of déja vu ? tina : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] i think clint and chuck , jr. would agree with me . it 's going to take a hell of a lot more than a lightning bolt to end this franchise . they 're the toughest pair of cowpokes in texas , or my name 's not chuck wilson . yessiree , bob . [ whooping ] jared : [ as clint ] yeah . rex : you ? bo : no change . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] you two boys still feeling poorly ? rex : in a word ? yes . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] well , i can fix that . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] girls ? i got them little fillies rustling up some grub . rex : that 's natalie . jared : [ as clint ] buenos tardes , maria . rex : why 's clint calling natalie maria ? who 's maria ? bo : maria roberts , that 's cord 's mother . that 's sarah 's grandmother . [ scene_break ] carlo : the hohenstein falls . they 're magnificent . they 're -- they 're not the iguaçu . but they 'll do in a pinch . sarah : mom ? what 's going on ? what 's he talking about ? carlo : i see that memory is coming back . tina : oh , my god , no . i ca n't go through that again . i ca n't . please take me back to the palace . you can shoot me , you can torture me , whatever . just please do n't make me go over the falls again . carlo : oh , not to worry , tina , dear . you 're not going over the falls . tina : oh . thank god . carlo : sarah is . sarah : mom , what 's going on ? carlo : take her . sarah : what ? cristian : sarah , no . sarah : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] viki : my son - in - law , nash , was just killed . that means my grandchildren have lost their father , and jessica 's lost her husband , and i 'm not there to help them . i mean , i 'm here . i -- i do n't know how she 's going to cope . niki : she 's going to cope the way she did before . same way you did . she will call out the troops and tess will take care of everything . viki : tess ? no . tess is dead . tess is as dead as you are . niki : oh , really ? i have n't seen her around here , have you ? viki : what 's your point ? niki : ah , honeybunch . about time . all this talking is making me dry . they got the best stuff up there . you 're so cute . elvis : your granddaughter 's waiting . viki : no , i still need to talk to niki . niki : sorry , you 're on a schedule . besides , me and elvis , we 're busy . see you around , kid . viki : but , niki -- megan : you all right ? viki : no . no , i mean , there was something that niki said about jessica , when she 's in trouble she reaches for tess , but tess does n't exist anymore . megan : i know how she feels . next up . viki : the `` banner . `` oh , mel . oh , i would love to see mel . megan : he must have stepped out . i 'm sorry . i guess he 's not in right now . [ scene_break ] dorian : my relationship with clint had nothing to do with viki . they 'd been apart for years . mel : and charlie ? dorian : you do n't know anything about charlie . mel : i know everything . dorian : then you know i did n't have a relationship with charlie . mel : you told viki you slept with him . dorian : a little white lie . mel : why ? dorian : she deserved it . mel : aha . so it was n't enough that you stole her children 's legacy , killed her son - in - law ? dorian : i had nothing to do with that . mel : almost killed the man she loves ? to leave him in desperation ? just add a little insult to injury , huh ? dorian : all right , it was a little self - indulgent . mel : it was cruel . mel : you 're such a terrific woman in so many ways . dorian : time out here . did you come back in order to lecture me ? because if you did , you wasted a day pass . mel : why are you so insecure ? dorian : me ? insecure ? mel : yes , you . you liked charlie banks . dorian : oh . mel : come on , admit it . dorian : he had a little rough charm . mel : he was kind to you after alex olanov ran you down . you invited him back to llanview , and you wanted to put him up in that pile of bricks you call -- what ? la poum - bai - yay . dorian : la boulaie . that was before i found out that viki wanted to realize her lifelong dream of being a waitress . mel : and when you found out he was interested in viki you got scared . you could n't pursue him , because what if you lost ? so instead of taking a risk you tried to destroy the man . not your finest hour , my love . [ scene_break ] megan : i 'm so sorry mel was n't in . he must be off chasing some good story . viki : and i expect he 'll get it . he always does . where to now ? megan : onward and upward . viki : what 's this place ? megan : this is where i work . viki : it looks like a television studio . megan : exactly . and i get to play the greatest part . viki : you 're an actress ? there 's acting in heaven ? megan : and aunt megan 's the executive producer . viki : my megan , my daughter ? megan : she runs a pretty tight ship . viki : i believe that . is -- is she here ? megan : no . unfortunately she 's at a network meeting . viki : oh . megan : but go take a look around . maybe you 'll even get to meet the big cheese . viki : the big cheese ? megan : she created the show . woman : hello , victoria . i 'm agnes . viki : it 's so nice to meet you , agnes . agnes : i feel i 've known you for a great while . viki : megan talks about me ? agnes : all the time . but i 've been watching over you for , well , a very long time . agnes : 40 years . well , technically , really 38 . viki : are you my guardian angel ? agnes : in a way . but i think megan has something to show you . megan : hey , grandma . this is just a little scene aunt megan thought you might appreciate . viki : i 'd love to see it . agnes : and i 'll leave you both alone . good luck , victoria . viki : thank you , agnes . agnes : i 'll be watching . megan : here we go . viki : i 've gone all this time without you . megan : and you without me . why ca n't we just leave it that way ? viki : because our lives have changed now . i know you feel that everything has been pulled out from underneath you , and you 're terrified , but i think that i can help you now . megan : i do n't need your help , viki , i do n't want your help . i do n't want your friendship . viki : no , no , tell me you do n't mean it . megan : no , just do n't touch me . please , just get out of my room , okay ? just get out of my life . viki : why did megan ask you to show me that ? megan : because she thought you needed to see it . [ scene_break ] carlo : are you getting excited , tina ? you 're going to watch your daughter die . tina : oh , god , no . please , no , not my baby . not sarah , please . carlo : that 's the whole point . the sins of a mother will be visited upon the child . guards , tie miss roberts to the boat . sarah : mom . cris . let go of me . tina : i 'm the one you hate , right ? so please take me . i 'll do it . i 'll go over the falls , i will . carlo : there 's only room for one . [ scene_break ] rex : so you 're telling me that that 's not natalie , that 's maria roberts , sarah roberts ' grandmother ? bo : well , yeah , in 1968 , she was still maria vasquez . she did n't marry al roberts until much later . rex : great . something to look forward to . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] you girls take these trays back to the kitchen . jared : [ as clint ] why do n't i get it ? nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] you best keep an eye on that boy . he 's nosing around the hired help . bo : yeah , sure . sure . you know , i 'm going to have a word with him about that . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] anything else i can get you boys ? bo : oh , no , thank you , ni -- chuck . we 're going to turn in , i think . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] yeah . a little shut - eye 'll put you right , you 'll see . rex : [ yawning ] oh , oh -- can this get any weirder ? [ scene_break ] viki : i 'll never forget that conversation , or how i felt when she turned me down . but we moved past all that , you know ? we -- we built a wonderful , strong relationship . at least i thought we did . megan : you did . she loved you as much as any daughter could possibly love her mother . she still does . viki : and why did she want me to see that ? megan : because she wanted you to remember what it was like to love someone and have them turn you down . viki : why ? megan : so you could think about it , maybe give them another chance . you 've made mistakes . people have forgiven you . i mean , ca n't you do the same for him ? viki : you 're talking about charlie . megan : for all his lies , were n't there just as many sweet and tender moments ? for all his cowardice , was n't he brave ? for all the pain , was n't there just as much love ? you asked aunt megan to give you another chance , and eventually she did . ca n't you give charlie one ? [ scene_break ] rex : okay , so let me get this straight , cowpoke . we were struck by lightning , and through a time warp or two , we 're back in 1968 . bo : so it seems . rex : all we need now is elvis as chuck berry . bo : well , we 'll be able to catch up with elvis sometime in december . that 's when his comeback special is supposed to be on television . rex : i can hardly wait . bo : it 's pretty good , as i recall . rex : please tell me you 're not enjoying this , because i 'm about to lose my mind . bo : balsom , this whole thing , it 's just impossible . now either we 're hallucinating or we 're in a dream . rex : i 'm not awake . bo : why do n't you go run your head under the spigot ? that 'll help . it 's through the foyer . it 's the third door on the right . [ knock at door ] rex : morasco . rex : morasco , shane , you 've no idea what i 've been through . gigi : who 's morasco ? rex : you , gigi . it 's me , rex . gigi : [ as woman ] look , kid , i do n't know who you are , and i do n't care . and i know it 's late , but my son and i have business here . now get the hell out of my way . gigi : [ as woman ] asa buchanan , i have a bone to pick with you . [ scene_break ] sarah : no , stop . get off me . tina : please , do n't hurt her , do n't hurt her , please . cristian . carlo : try it and i 'll shoot her . cristian : do n't do this , carlo . carlo : oh , but it 's so much fun . guards , prepare to launch miss roberts . tina : please , i beg you ; do n't hurt my baby , please . sarah : i love you , mom . tina : oh , i love you , too , baby . carlo : touching , is n't it ? history repeating itself . [ scene_break ] viki : even if i wanted to give charlie another chance , how can i ? i mean , i 'm dead , are n't i ? megan : so many questions . viki : without any answers . megan : trust me . can you do that ? viki : of course i can . you 're my granddaughter . megan : come on . it 's time for our next stop . [ scene_break ] dorian : so you want me to cop to these feelings i have for charlie banks , viki 's ex -- and i 'm not saying that i have those feelings . and you want me to stop living in viki 's shadow . now , do you want me to do these two things at the same time ? mel : i want you to face your feelings and live your life . but first things first . you have to make amends . dorian : oh , please . mel : dorian , you 've done a lot of damage , dorian , and you have no future unless you atone . dorian : atone ? you 're forgetting who i am . i 'm dorian lord . i do n't atone . mel : listen to me , chickadee , this is your last chance , because i see where you 're heading . dorian : all right . i 'll atone . mel : good . dorian : oh , good god , no . it 's not going to do any good , do n't you understand ? they 're all going to blame me because viki is dead . mel : well , then you 'll just have to bring her back , wo n't you ? [ scene_break ] [ romantic song playing ] ben : hiya , blondie .
while it looks like viki has died in the car crash , she finds herself talking to people in the `` afterlife . `` her deceased infant granddaughter , megan is now a young woman . she is viki 's guide . viki meets asa . she also hears from niki smith ( who goes wherever viki goes ) that she is taking care of viki , and tess is taking care of jessica . viki also meets her deceased husband , ben . dorian also sees a `` ghost . `` mel comes back from the dead and tells her he knows all she 's been up to and that she must atone . meanwhile , rex and bo get `` rescued `` by the texas ranch hands . but they find themselves living in 1968 . bo is asa . rex is bo . and they wonder what they are going to do with their present situation . in mendorra , carlo hesser tells tina and cristian they must watch sarah go over the waterfall in a raft and there is nothing either will be able to do about it .
greg : jessica , did you hear me ? you 're pregnant . jessica : are you sure ? greg : i take it this was n't planned ? jessica : no , it 's not that , it 's just -- i do n't know -- i had no idea . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry , what did you just say ? doctor : you 're pregnant . natalie : uh , no , no , no , no . no , i ca n't be . doctor : you ca n't be ? natalie : i mean , i -- i `` can `` be , but i just -- i -- are you sure ? doctor : yes . so , i 'm assuming this was n't planned . natalie : hell no . i mean , i got nothing against little babies , but -- i had no idea . [ scene_break ] waitress : this came for you . gigi : i never get mail here . waitress : well , it 's got your name on it . it 's from llanview university . you apply ? gigi : no , of course not . me apply to college ? i 'm a little old for that . waitress : well , the last time i checked , a book is lighter than a tray . [ scene_break ] kelly : everything okay ? eli : yeah . excuse me . rex : well , i am going to fly out to boston tonight and start checking out these bennett thompsons . kelly : good . [ scene_break ] eli : just one second , mrs. williamson . i 'm going to step outside so we can speak more privately . so you say you 're looking for bennett thompson ? [ scene_break ] téa : hey , dani . do you have a minute ? um , we wanted to tell you something . dani : oh , god , not more bad news . téa : oh , no , no . no , no . this is actually really good news . dani : you 're in remission ? you 're not going to die ? [ scene_break ] charlie : i could have sworn dorian would take the bait . viki : yeah , me , too . i know . i 'm just sorry you lost your job . i know how important this project is to you . charlie : well , you know , it 'll still get built . viki : well , do n't be too sure . a dorian scorned -- charlie : no , is no match for `` the banner `` and she 's still a public official . and if she tries to renege on this project , then we 'll just have to remind the public . viki : and we can do that . yes , yes . charlie : i just knew it was n't going to last very long , anyway , over there , working with her . sooner or later , she was going to realize that i truly love my wife . oh , god . viki : what ? charlie : this vickers ? viki : ah . [ laughing ] yes . [ charlie sighs ] viki : um -- this is actually the christmas model . and it lights up . charlie : oh , great . maybe he 'll fall in the pool and electrocute himself . [ viki chuckles ] brody : hey , charlie , viki . viki : hi , brody . charlie : oh , hey . brody : have you seen jess ? viki : no , not since she went off to the doctor . she was n't feeling well . she 's sick . brody : she 's sick ? [ scene_break ] jessica : i thought maybe i had a virus . greg : nope . you 're having a baby . jessica : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] viki : yeah , apparently , she started feeling nauseous after eating a muffin . charlie : baked by david vickers . brody : david bakes ? viki : david made muffins . huh . brody : and jessica ate one ? what was she thinking ? viki : well , natalie ate one , too . charlie : and she 's sick , as well . [ scene_break ] natalie : i -- well , i thought it was just food poisoning . doctor : no . you 're having a baby . natalie : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] brody : so you 're telling me david vickers poisoned both your daughters ? viki : no . charlie : that 's exactly what she 's saying . viki : no ! come on . to be fair , david had a muffin and he 's no worse for wear . charlie : depends on who you ask . [ viki scoffs ] brody : so if it 's not the muffins -- viki : then why are they sick ? i have no idea . that 's why they went to the doctor , to find out . [ scene_break ] doctor : i realize this is a surprise , but i have to say , this is the kind of news i 'm happy to deliver . congratulations . this is good news , is n't it ? natalie : i 'm not sure . [ scene_break ] greg : congratulations , jessica . i 'm sorry , i did n't mean to assume -- is this not good news ? jessica : i 'm not sure . [ scene_break ] brody : she 's not picking up . viki : well , maybe they 're still at the doctors . or maybe they 're feeling better and they went out somewhere . i mean , natalie likes to play pool . brody : oh -- hey , jess , i 'm at your house . your mom says you 're not feeling too good and that you went to the doctor . i hope you 're feeling better . i 'm going to go over to rodi 's . why do n't you give me a call , let me know how you 're doing . okay . viki : well , let me know if there 's a problem , okay ? brody : sure thing . all right . see you . viki : okay . ha ha ha . well , now , that blue matches your eyes . charlie : and you 're saying that a grown man actually wore this ? viki : no . david vickers wore that . [ scene_break ] eli : you know what ? let me call you right back . hey , john . you looking for someone ? john : yeah , have you seen kelly or rex ? eli : yeah , they 're inside . come in . john : thank you . eli : oh , you know , i still have n't gotten that file on my client , hannah o'connor , from saint ann 's . your office has n't heard anything , have they ? john : as far as i know , she 's still being evaluated , but i 'm not here about her . i 'm here about bennett thompson . [ scene_break ] téa : no , honey , i 'm sorry . i -- i did n't mean to get your hopes up . todd : of course , we 'd all love some good news on that front , but no , this is about something different . dani : so nothing 's changed ? téa : no , mija , i 'm sorry . todd : but you 're feeling good today , right ? téa : yeah . todd : and she 's continuing with the treatments and everything . téa : yeah . dani : so what 's the good news ? téa : you tell her . todd : you sure ? dani : somebody tell me . todd : your mom and i are getting married . [ téa giggles ] [ scene_break ] natalie : okay . is there a possibility that you could be wrong here ? doctor : this is n't a home pregnancy test , natalie . the results are conclusive . natalie : okay . and how far along am i ? doctor : 2 months . natalie : 2 months ? natalie : oh , no . oh , no , oh , no , oh , no -- doctor : natalie , are you all right ? [ scene_break ] jessica : is there anything that might have caused a false positive ? greg : well , the test is pretty accurate . jessica : i -- just never expected -- how far along am i ? greg : about 2 months . jessica : 2 months ? greg : mm - hmm . ford : are you okay , baby ? jessica : yes . i want this . jessica : oh , no . greg : are you all right ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm fine . i just -- i 'm a little blown away . i -- this is not what i was thinking about . i was not thinking about children . i mean , i ju -- i just started a new job . doctor : i understand . but in my experience , there 's never a right time . [ scene_break ] jessica : it 's just that , you know , i 'm still recovering from everything that happened with mitch laurence and -- i just started this new job . this was the last thing that i expected . [ scene_break ] doctor : look , i can recommend a couple of great obs here at the hospital . lots of people , like morrison and -- marks is terrific . you 'll be fine . natalie : yeah , i 'll -- i 'll make an appointment . thanks , doc . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] greg : i understand it 's a little overwhelming . who was it you saw when you had bree ? i want to send the test results over . jessica : um -- i 'm not sure who i 'm going to use this time . greg : it 's just that you have these underlying health concerns . i really do think that you need to be seen sooner than later . jessica : right , of course . thank you , doctor . greg : of course . okay . [ scene_break ] [ natalie sighs ] jessica : so , um , what did the doctor say ? [ scene_break ] viki : darling , i know that david vickers is not exactly your favorite person . charlie : well , the guy 's a parasite . viki : well , sometimes , yes . but he 's also very amusing , and he 's loyal . charlie : oh , loyal ? you call that loyal ? he 's supposed to be in love with dorian , but he 's rolling around in the sack with you ? viki : that was our plan . [ charlie groans ] viki : come on . i know it must have been disconcerting to find us together , but , sweetheart , it did n't mean anything . i mean , you do know that , do n't you ? charlie : just do me a favor , okay ? burn those sheets . viki : oh , charlie -- charlie : no , i -- i know it was my fault . so next time i come up with a brilliant idea like that , just throw me in the pool . viki : [ chuckles ] what if i had found you and dorian together ? charlie : but no , there is no `` me and dorian . `` viki : and there is no `` david and me . `` [ charlie groans ] viki : there is only you and me . may i tell you a little secret ? charlie : maybe . viki : [ laughs ] when i was taking pictures of -- he who must not be named -- charlie : vickers . viki : mm - hmm . it made me think of that time last summer when you and i were out by the pool . remember , just the two of us ? and i was putting sunscreen on your shoulders and -- remember ? charlie : and when are we ever going to be just you and me by that pool again , hmm ? viki : that 's a good question . we should do something about that . [ scene_break ] eli : bennett thompson ? so you think he 's a suspect ? john : oh , i just need to speak to kelly . eli : unless this has anything to do with , you know , me and -- john : no , not yet . kelly : oh , hey , john . i did n't hear the doorbell . john : hey . eli : yeah . i let him in . john : i -- i just wanted to drop this off . it 's -- it 's a copy of the case file . there 's a copy in there of the baseball card and the paper that was found in the vase . rex : now , you 're sure this is not a problem , john -- me working this ? john : yeah , no problem . i got a lot going on here , and no jurisdiction in boston , so -- just let me know what 's going on . kelly : of course he will . rex will let you know whenever there 's a development . that 's for sure . rex : well , there 's not much to report yet . we 've located 3 bennett thompsons in the boston area . one 's a marketing guy , one 's a teacher , the other 's a lawyer . but with the baseball card and the fact that rodney was a huge sox fan , apparently from boston , i figured that was a good place to start . john : hmm . rex : anyway , i should get going . kelly : okay . i 'll call you . thank you . rex : okay . as soon as i know anything -- kelly : all right . bye . eli : i got to go , too . john : hey , uh -- call my office later , will you , counselor ? there 's a couple things we need to go over . eli : oh , absolutely , as soon as i 'm done with this appointment . john : mm - hmm . eli : thanks . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] dani : what do you mean , you 're getting married ? todd : well , for some strange reason , i asked your mom to marry me , and she said yes . [ téa laughs ] todd : so , now i 'm stuck with her . no , of course , the truth is that i should have asked her a long time ago , and never should have left her . it was a big mistake . [ téa scoffs ] todd : so what do you say , squirt ? you want to give me a chance ? dani : okay , first , do n't ever call me `` squirt . `` todd : ah , sorry . done . dani -- daniella . [ téa laughs ] todd : but really , i need to know you 're -- you 're okay with it . i have to have your blessing , or this is a no - go . dani : well , it 's not up to me . todd : oh , yeah , it is , because if you 're unhappy , your mom 's unhappy . and if your mom 's unhappy , then i 'm just miserable . dani : you 're not just doing this because of me ? téa : no , sweetheart , i 'm doing it because of me . dani : okay , look . i know that i 've been hard on you since i got here . but you really came through for me with nate . and you 've been taking good care of my mom . and now that i know that you did n't hurt dr. saybrooke , maybe you 're not as bad as i thought . todd : tsk . aw , shucks . is that a yes ? dani : just keep making her smile . [ téa giggles ] todd : job one . téa : hmm ! [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] natalie : the doctor said it was nothing . that it was just probably a stomach virus . jessica : oh . natalie : why ? what did dr. evans say to you ? jessica : um -- same thing . um , stomach virus , and i probably got it from you . natalie : i do n't think so . besides , i think it was still those muffins . jessica : yeah , me , too , but i wonder why david did n't get sick , huh ? natalie : i do n't know . yeah , maybe because he 's immune to his own cooties . jessica : yeah , you 're probably right . natalie : right . you know , i -- i got to run , so i 'm -- jessica : yeah . i have lots of stuff to do , so -- natalie : okay , so i 'll catch you later . jessica : yeah , i 'll call you later . bye . [ scene_break ] kelly : john , i really appreciate you coming over here . i ca n't thank you enough for giving rex the file . john : well , hopefully , he 's on to something . kelly : oh , i just hope i 'm not on to a wild - goose chase . i mean , we 're assuming that the name means something in the vase , but you know what ? bennett thompson could have nothing to do with my mother , so -- i do n't know . john : hmm . what was eli doing here ? kelly : he just stopped by to see blair . john : mm - hmm . they 're getting close . kelly : is there a reason why you 're interested in eli ? john : no . just had a couple questions for him . kelly : john -- i am a reporter , so if there 's something you would like to know , all you have to do is just ask me . john : oh . being that you 're a reporter , do n't make too much out of it . eli is defending the lead suspect in 3 open cases i 'm working . he 's got -- he 's got cole for attacking todd manning , and then he 's got hannah o'connor for supposedly assaulting marty and this guy ford -- kelly : supposedly ? wait a minute . wait , she -- she confessed to that . john : she did , and then she -- she unspooled and somehow , eli got her assigned to saint ann 's for evaluation . kelly : so you do n't think she did it ? john : i 'm not thinking anything . kelly : john , look , if there 's something you know about eli , tell me now . because blair is not just seeing the guy , she 's going to marry him . [ scene_break ] gigi : yo , yo . you know what you want ? brody : oh , just an order of fries . gigi : okay . brody : thanks , gigi . gigi : you okay ? natalie : why ? gigi : you look down . natalie : no , i 'm -- i 'm just really hungry . yeah , can you get me some fries ? gigi : i 'm going to ask jeff to make a new batch . natalie : well , then do n't bother . gigi : no . brody wants fries , too . hey , brody , your fries will be just a minute because i 'm going to have jeff make a fresh batch for you and natalie . brody : no problem . natalie ? gigi : i 'll bring your fries to his table , okay ? natalie : [ sighs ] i 'm sorry , what did you just say ? doctor : you 're pregnant . brody : you okay ? natalie : why does everyone keep asking me that ? brody : well , i 'm sorry . your mom just told me that you and jessica got sick from some poisoned muffins . natalie : right . i 'm sorry . i should n't have snapped at you . i just -- really , really rough day . brody : those muffins ? natalie : no . it was , i think , a stomach virus . brody : well , i left your sister a message , but she has n't gotten back to me . natalie : well , that 's weird . she left the hospital at the same time i did . brody : so where is she ? [ scene_break ] jessica : what the hell are you doing here ? ford : taking some food to my brother -- who 's here because your cousin shot him . what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] brody : straight to voicemail . hey , jess , it 's me . i 'm at rodi 's . call me back . you want to tell me what the hell 's going on ? [ scene_break ] gigi : oh , deb , i 'm going to take my break now . hi . you got my text ? rex : yeah , on my way to the airport . i was going to call you when i got there , but then you said you needed to see me . gigi : where are you going ? rex : boston -- for that case that i 'm working on for kelly , but just for a day or 2 . what 's going on ? gigi : ahem . rex : l.u . office of admissions ? you applied ? gigi : i 've been thinking about it for a while . i do n't really want to be a waitress all my life . and they have this rolling admissions plan for older students so you can take two classes at a time and still work . anyway , i talked to viki about it , and she told me to go for it . rex : why did n't you tell me ? gigi : because if i do n't get in -- which i probably did n't -- it 's just -- it 's too embarrassing . rex : gige ? gigi : i 'm telling you now , okay ? rex : so -- gigi : i do n't know . i could n't open it . it 's probably a rejection letter . it 's really thin . rex : i ca n't believe you did n't open this . gigi : i was waiting for you . no . no , you open it . [ scene_break ] dani : look , i know you guys are trying to pretend like everything 's all normal . todd : me , normal ? dani : look , you know what i mean . and i 'm trying , too , but it 's hard . todd : no -- téa : i know it 's hard , honey . todd : no , no , it is n't hard . no , the hospital 's hard and the treatments are hard and the medication 's hard and all that , but this is -- you know , getting married to your mom and loving her and celebrating it -- it 's all very good . it 's all very easy . [ téa laughs ] dani : you know something ? you 're right . did you guys pick a date ? téa : no , we have n't . we 're still trying to work it out with blair . you know , we all want the kids there , so -- hey -- that does n't mean we ca n't go shopping . todd : no , you have to ask her first . téa : okay , okay , okay . dani : ask me what ? téa : okay , okay ! would you like to be my maid of honor ? dani : sure , i 'd love to . téa : you would ? dani : yeah , i think it 'd be cool . téa : okay . dani : hey , can nate come to the wedding ? i mean , he does n't have to be a guy of honor , or anything like that , but -- todd : that 's a relief . [ téa sighs ] téa : yes , of course . nate can come . dani : so when are we going shopping ? téa : tomorrow ? dani : yeah , that would be great . oh , but you guys probably want some alone time , right ? téa : no . no . todd : we do n't need any alone time . dani : this is how it 's going to be ? you guys going to lie to me ? téa : probably . todd : do you see ? [ téa laughs ] todd : how could you ever doubt that she was my daughter ? she 's just like me , a spitting image . téa : i know . dani : all right . okay , okay ! i 'm out of here . i was supposed to meet nate somewhere , anyway , so -- téa : have fun . [ téa sighs ] [ door closes ] todd : you just have to let her deal with it . téa : you 're right . téa : [ sighs ] this is the easy part . [ scene_break ] charlie : well , did you throw him out ? viki : who ? charlie : vickers . viki : no . no , i was just talking to lois . charlie , i ca n't throw david out now . not after the way we just treated him . besides , it 's a lot easier to control him if he 's under our roof . and as long as he 's on our payroll , he will think twice before teaming up with dorian for operation payback . charlie : oh , god , just shoot me now . viki : no , i have a much better idea . charlie : hmm ? viki : what would you say to throwing a few things into a suitcase and getting out of here ? charlie : well , go where ? viki : well , i 'm kind of attached to sunscreen on your shoulders , you know , whatever , and -- how about someplace tropical ? charlie : what do you mean ? you mean just drop everything and take off ? viki : what 's to drop ? i mean , you 're not working . charlie : yeah , thank you . viki : and i have n't had a real vacation in ages . i just talked to lois . she 's perfectly happy to stay here and look after things and keep us posted . so what do you think , huh ? someplace sunny , warm , far away ? charlie : low key and no dorian types ? viki : nope , and very , very private . what would you say to a bungalow on the beach ? sunscreen and whatever , huh ? charlie : hmm . mmm . viki : is that a yes ? charlie : how fast can you pack ? [ viki laughs ] [ scene_break ] rex : before i open this , i want you to know that i am extremely proud of you . no matter what , it takes a lot of guts to put yourself out there like this . gigi : yeah ? rex : absolutely . ahem . rex : [ sighs ] `` dear ms. morasco , congratulations , and welcome to llanview -- `` gigi : oh ! they took me ! rex : oh -- okay , you 're choking me here . gigi : okay . sorry . read it again . rex : okay . `` dear ms. morasco -- `` gigi : i ca n't believe i got in . rex : are you going to let me read this ? gigi : sorry . rex : `` dear ms. morasco , the admissions department is pleased to inform you that you 've been accepted to matriculate this fall . `` `` matriculate `` -- now , that is a college word . gigi : reading , not commenting , balsom . rex : fine . sheesh . ahem . `` it was the unanimous decision by the board that you were by far the hottest applicant with legs that go -- `` gigi : it does n't say that . i got in . rex : way to go . [ scene_break ] john : blair 's going to marry eli ? kelly : yeah , he asked her a few days ago . so if there 's something that you know , speak now . blair and i are like fire and ice , but she is family and i do n't want to see her hurt or unhappy , because that woman does not suffer silently . you try living with her . john : huh . yeah . no , i do n't have anything on eli . kelly : something is bothering you . john : could be nothing . kelly : you sure you 're not jealous ? i know that you and blair had a -- john : we 're friends . we 're friends . and like you , i just want to see her happy . is n't that what we all want ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't know why jess is n't calling you back , brody . maybe you should ask her yourself . brody : i 'm not talking about jessica , i 'm talking about you . natalie : what do you mean ? brody : you did n't look too thrilled to see me when you walked in . and it 's not the first time . natalie : i do n't know what you 're talking about . brody : hey , drop it . talk to me , natalie . i probably already know . natalie : you do ? brody : of course i do . it 's about us hooking up . natalie : why would you say that ? [ scene_break ] todd : hey , did you see that ? she did n't yell or scream or run into her room . téa : [ chuckles ] yeah , you were great with her . todd : no , i just wish that -- téa : what ? first comes trust , then comes love . come on -- todd : no , no , i -- téa : come on , you 'll get there . todd : i do n't know , i just think that -- she 's cool with the way i 'm here for you , but i do n't know if she 's going to lean on me , you know ? téa : well , she 'll have to , because when i 'm gone -- todd : no , that 's not what i mean . your kids are supposed to want to lean on you . but i never had that . that 's why i always wanted to be next to my kids , no matter what . todd : [ sighs ] i mean , even if they hate me . i do n't care . it 's just that i want them to feel comfortable enough to -- to reach out and grab on if they need me . téa : that 's why your kids have always gone to the mat for you . todd : yeah , i guess they have . téa : oh , man , we really screwed up . i totally got her hopes up . but even -- even when she got disappointed like that -- what upsets me the most -- is the thought that i wo n't -- i wo n't even be able to comfort her when i 'm gone . todd : you know what ? this is our -- todd : [ chuckles ] engagement party . we 're supposed to be celebrating . téa : hmm , hmm , hmm . todd : you know ? your daughter said that she 'd be your maid of honor , and she left us alone . so we could celebrate . [ téa chuckles ] todd : and i for one am not going to let her down . hmm ? [ scene_break ] ford : so , you do n't know what you 're doing here ? jessica : ford , the night that you tried to get me into bed , i -- ford : no , no , i told you and your cop boyfriend nothing happened . okay ? i 've got to go take this food to my brother before it gets any colder . [ cell phone beeps ] [ phone rings ] kelly : hi , jess . jessica : kelly , where are you ? kelly : la boulaie . jessica : stay there . i 'm coming right over . we need to talk . [ scene_break ] todd : it 's been a long time , has n't it ? téa : no , todd -- todd , todd , todd -- todd : no , no , no , no . téa : todd -- todd , i really -- i do n't feel very good . i -- todd : does n't matter . you 're always you . téa : the treat -- todd : hey . you 're you . you 're always you , are n't you ? [ téa laughs ] todd : is that you ? téa ? [ téa continues laughing ] todd : come , come , come . [ scene_break ] dani : dr. evans -- greg : hey , danielle . how you doing ? dani : um , could i ask you a few questions ? about my mother ? greg : sure . come on in here . dani : so , i know that my mom has glioblastoma and that the treatments have n't been working . greg : mm - hmm . dani : but i 've been doing some research . greg : online ? dani : yeah . and i found this site -- greg : if i may -- there 's a lot of good , solid information online , particularly if you can access a university library or a medical journal . but there 's also a lot of misleading information online . dani : yeah , i know , but this site -- greg : and glioblastoma is particularly resistant to conventional therapies . dani : right , which is why i 've been looking at new therapies . look , this guy -- he 's had a ton of success with this new procedure that he just developed . greg : danielle , the reason scientists submit their works to medical journals , as opposed to posting them on web sites , is that the boards of these medical journals wo n't publish anything unless it has been tested . dani : why are you being so negative ? greg : i 'm just being realistic . dani : no , no , no . i think you do n't want to admit that there might be someone out there who can help my mother more than you can . greg : you really are your father 's daughter , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] rex : oh , i am so sorry , gige . we should celebrate . i got to get to the airport . gigi : i know . rex : all right , as soon as i get back from boston , we are driving to philly and hitting up the town , okay ? gigi : okay . rex : well , that did n't take long . gigi : what ? rex : you 're worried already . gigi : well , it 's just that it 's a lot of money and it takes up a lot of time . you think i 'm being selfish ? rex : what , to want to do something with your life ? no , i think it 's being smart and really gutsy , gige . i mean , college is hard . you 're the hardest working person i know . you 're going to be great at it . gigi : but it 's really expensive . i mean , i should be socking away for shane 's education , not mine . rex : let me worry about shane . gigi : well , that 's not fair . rex : do n't talk to me about what 's not fair . you had to raise him all by yourself . gigi : that 's not your fault . rex : but it 's what happened . you never got to go to college like you should have . i owe this to you , morasco , okay ? besides , he 's my son , too . gigi : i appreciate the offer . but i 'm just so worried – rex : hey , hey . i find bennett thompson for kelly -- she 's a reporter , she works for `` the sun `` -- my business is going to take off , okay ? you just worry about making the -- dean 's list . i will worry about shane 's college fund . kelly : hey . you sounded so frantic on the phone . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm -- kelly : what 's going on ? jessica : are you alone ? because we need to speak privately . kelly : yeah . well , blair is around , but she wo n't interrupt us . what 's wrong ? jessica : i 'm pregnant . kelly : really ? jessica : yeah . kelly : that 's great . that 's great . [ scene_break ] brody : i know you did n't want to keep a secret from your sister . natalie : yeah , and neither did you . and now that 's changed ? brody : i think in this case , it 's for the best . i mean , i do n't want to hurt her , or throw her into some kind of relapse . not now , not when she 's just getting back to normal . besides , i know what happened between you and me was a one - time thing . as far as we knew , we had both been dumped . and we never meant to hurt anybody . anyway , i thought we agreed -- no harm , no foul . natalie : i know , brody , but it 's not that simple . there are consequences . brody : like what ? john : hey . you look pretty . natalie : oh . thanks . hi . how 'd you find me ? brody : he 's a detective ? natalie : huh . john : yeah , and i 'm looking for your smart - ass pal here . natalie : uh - huh . well , you two need to talk , so -- john : all right . just give us a couple minutes and then i want to hear all about your day . natalie : okay . john : okay ? what 's he been up to ? brody : having a drink . you still do n't trust him , do you ? john : should i ? [ scene_break ] rex : i should get going . gigi : call me when you land so i know you 're safe . rex : i 'm dating a co - ed . gigi : get out of here , balsom . [ scene_break ] john : hey . counselor -- congratulations . [ scene_break ] gigi : you just missed rex . natalie : yeah ? gigi : natalie , what is up with you today ? natalie : why ? gigi : you look like you need a stiff drink . natalie : yeah , that would be great . gigi : whiskey water back , right ? natalie : no , no , i -- ca n't . gigi : why ? oh . you 're pregnant ? [ scene_break ] charlie : okay , you ready ? i got the suitcases in the foyer . viki : and i was just getting our passports . charlie : and have you figured out where we 're going to go ? viki : oh , yes , indeed . i have made a secret reservation . charlie : oh . as long as it 's just you and me and a long stretch of beach , i 'll be happy . viki : actually , this place also comes with a beautiful moon . charlie : oh . a little moonlight and you in my arms -- viki : mm - hmm . charlie : you know something ? viki b , you are the best thing that ever happened to me . viki : yes , that 's absolutely right . charlie : well -- come on . the sooner we get out of here , the sooner i get you all to myself . [ scene_break ] [ téa laughing ] todd : i -- ah . téa : i 'm glad you 're here . todd : where else would i be ? téa : mm - hmm . hanging some poor doctor out the window by his tassels . todd : i would n't do that . why do n't you shut up and cuddle with me ? téa : why do n't you make me ? [ giggles ] [ scene_break ] dani : you 're right . i am my father 's daughter . and he will give me all the money i need to help find my mother a cure . greg : yeah , well , we all want a cure for your mother . i 've spoken to experts at 3 different teaching hospitals and they all agree -- there is no cure . dani : look , what about this guy ? greg : look , unfortunately , there are people out there -- opportunists -- that will try and take advantage of wealthy patients . dani : yeah ? and what if matthew had n't believed in you and his parents thought that you were an opportunist ? greg : danielle , i know that you want to help your mother , but there is nothing else i can do for her . dani : you 're not the only doctor in the world . i helped matthew , and i 'm going to help my mother . and you ? you can go to hell . [ scene_break ] john : i -- i heard about you and blair . eli : ah . yes . she 's made me a very happy man . or at least , she will . anyway , if you 'll excuse me , i really need to get going . john : i thought you -- i thought you had an appointment or something . what , did you get stood up ? eli : as a matter of fact , i did . john : ah . these new clients -- eli : you do n't honestly expect me to respond to that , do you , detective ? good night . thanks again . brody : what did he have to say ? john : not much . brody : well , if he 's dirty , he 'll make a mistake . they always do . [ scene_break ] gigi : i 'm sorry . i should n't have said anything . natalie : no , it 's okay . you 're right , i 'm pregnant . gigi : i take it you have n't told john ? natalie : no . gigi : i wo n't say anything . you do n't have to worry . natalie : [ whispering ] i 'm not sure if he 's the father . [ scene_break ] kelly : hey , that 's great . that 's great . your mom 's going to flip out . what did -- what did brody say when you told him ? jessica : i have n't told him yet . kelly : why not , honey ? jess ? jessica : i 'm not sure he 's the father .
todd and tea tell daniela that they are getting married and daniela accepts it gracefully . daniela goes to dr evans to ask him about new medications that might help her mother . when he tells her not to trust information she finds online , she tells him that he is being negative because he does n't want them to find out that another doctor is better . todd and tea finally make love . gigi receives an acceptance letter from llanview university . john mcbain overhears eli discussing ben thompson . eli follows rex to rodi 's and eavesdrops on rex and gigi discussing whether they can afford for her to go to college . john intercepts eli as he tries to follow rex out of rodi 's . charlie and viki are disappointed that their plan to reconnect david and dorian did n't work and that dorian fired charlie but decide it is a good opportunity to take a vacation . they think jessica and natalie are both sick because they ate david 's muffins but the twins discover they are both two months pregnant . natalie realizes that either brody or john could be her baby 's father and jessica recalls that either brody or ford could be her baby 's father . jessica ignores brody 's calls . natalie runs into brody at rodi 's and he can tell that she is acting oddly around him because they hooked up . jessica runs into ford and when she tries to bring up the topic , he insists nothing happened . jess goes to kelly and tells her that she is pregnant and is n't sure if brody is the father . gigi surmises by natalie 's behavior and refusing a drink that she must be pregnant . natalie confides to gigi that she is n't sure if john is the father .
natalie : thank you for coming with us . it was nice having breakfast as a family . brody : i 'm glad i could . you know , i feel like i saw you more when we were just friends . natalie : you 're probably right . brody : i could stay over tonight . or not . natalie : i just do n't want to rub it in jessica 's face . jessica : oh ! well , i have an idea . why do n't you move out ? [ scene_break ] bo : hey , son . david : pa . bo : sorry i 'm late , but nora and i spent the night in philly . we hit a ton of traffic . david : how 's matthew ? bo : he 's about the same . they 've got him settled into a rehab schedule . david : he 's gon na get his miracle , pa . i 'm sure of it . you never know where it 's gon na come from . bo : i hope you 're right . david : mine came from spiderman . your daughter - in - law the mayor ? she could have been killed yesterday , if not for a hero . [ scene_break ] dorian : rise and shine , kelly ! i 've got something to make you smile . joey : oh ! kelly : aah ! cutter : rise and shine ! aubrey : oh , forget it . cutter : come on . is that any way to greet the day ? aubrey : it can not be morning . i could n't sleep at all on this stupid lumpy mattress . rama : at least you had the blanket . she took all the covers . cutter : whatever . you 're lucky we even let you stay here . you 're also lucky that i 'm a gentleman and slept on the couch . here , princess . these came for you . what ? aubrey : it 's official . joey and i are divorced . rama : i 'm gon na be soon in the same boat . i 'm sure vimal has filed for divorce , too . [ scene_break ] vimal : `` dear mr. manning , please accept my resignation , effective immediately . you will no doubt soon learn that i wrote a letter to john mcbain telling him the secret you entrusted to me . lieutenant mcbain needs to know that he is liam 's father . `` [ scene_break ] rex : mcbain . john : what 's going on , rex ? rex : how could you put my mom in jail ? john : she apparently kidnapped the mayor . rex : you ca n't believe that . so let her go . john : i ca n't . she 's being arraigned this morning . rex : what do i have to do to get her out ? john : post bail at her arraignment . i warn you , it could be high . rex : i can afford it . how do we make the charges go away ? john : at trial . you want to throw some money around , get a good lawyer . rex : or maybe i 'll find the real kidnapper , the way that todd found gigi 's real killer . john : ok , ok . look , your mom was at the scene . the mayor 's made a statement . there 's evidence . rex : yeah , and there was evidence that jack manning lured gigi to her death , but that did n't stop todd or you . john : hey , you think i wanted to let that kid go ? i know he 's guilty , all right ? i hated that as much as you did . rex : no , you do n't . john : all right , rex . i 'm not gon na argue with you about this . all i can say is this case is n't over , and for now i 'm sorry . rex : i do n't have time for sorry . i have to take care of my family . john : yeah , you should focus on that . rex : why ? what else do you think i 'm focused on ? john : revenge . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah , i heard about what happened to dorian . i 'm glad she 's safe and sound . david : echo tied dorian up in a motel . that 's my job . bo : i do n't want to hear about -- david : sorry , pa . bo : it looks like we caught echo red - handed . wish all cases were this easy . david : are you working on a tough one right now ? bo : i 'm thinking about matthew . david : any clues who did this to him ? bo : a gum wrapper . and that 's it . we found a gum wrapper there in the living room . nora does n't chew gum . i do n't chew gum . so we figured chances are it belonged to whoever hurt matthew . david : you want me to check it out ? bo : no , that 's ok . david : no , it 's no problem , pa . i was the brainy one on the `` supermodel crime club , `` remember ? bo : yeah , we 'll call you if we need any help , but i think right now it 's good if you stick to acting . david : it 's good that i did . there 's some really great news on that front . [ scene_break ] dorian : i see you 're up and about . kelly : yep ! dorian : and celebrating . kelly : ok , enough talk about that . joey : i 'm sorry if you saw anything . kelly : dorian , you can come in . dorian : ha ha ha ! do n't be silly . i 'm thrilled to see the two of you together . kelly : good . would you mind giving us just a little bit of privacy , please ? dorian : of course , honey , but i want to give you this first . sorry , joe . i had no idea that you were here . i 'm delighted to report that david 's back home and you two are n't the only ones who 've been celebrating . it turns out that echo set him up . yeah . made it look like david was cheating with that stripper pole - dancing co - star of his . kelly : oh . now you know . dorian : right , and when i confronted echo , she kidnapped me . joey : what ? kelly : what ? dorian : luckily , my great - nephew is a superhero . kelly : oh , let me see that . oh , let me see that . i am so framing this . joey : that is genius . dorian : yes , yes , and look , look . echo behind bars . yes , yes , that is genius . kelly : you know what , dorian , you should have trusted david . dorian : and ... joe should have trusted you when you told him what a schemer his wife was . joey : ex - wife , actually . aubrey is officially out of my life . dorian : well done . [ scene_break ] cutter : did you at least fight joey for alimony ? aubrey : really ? how well do you think our scam would have gone over in court ? cutter : that sap would have given you something just to keep it out of court . you should have pushed him . aubrey : no , he hates me already . cutter : so you had nothing to lose . rama , tell her . rama : i understand . cutter : you guys are both hopeless . rama : i went to congratulate vimal on his new job . aubrey : was he happy to see you ? oh , that bad , huh ? rama : he could barely even look at me , aubrey . he told his parents about the baby . i put him in such a bad position . aubrey : it 's ok , it 's just one phone call . rama : no . his parents are coming here , to america . they expect to see him with a pregnant wife . cutter : it 's not that big a deal . couples split up all the time . rama : not in the patel family . [ scene_break ] vimal : `` i 'm truly sorry , but i can not live with any more secrets , especially about children and their fathers . i will save you the trouble of firing me -- `` mr. patel : vimal ! vimal : amma ! pappa ! what are you doing here ? mrs. patel : a fine way to greet your parents after a long flight . mr. patel : you knew we were coming . vimal : yes , yes , yes . yes , of course , but i did n't expect you to come so soon . mrs. patel : you know your father . we were at the airport 6 hours early . mr. patel : and lucky for us because we were able to take an earlier flight . mrs. patel : come and give a proper hug to your mother . mr. patel : you 're surprised ? vimal : very , very . mrs. patel : vimal , your office is spectacular . vimal : oh , no ... mr. patel : oh , do n't be modest with us , son . it is obvious you 've done very well for yourself . [ scene_break ] natalie : you want me to move out ? jessica : if you 're that uncomfortable around me , maybe you should . brody : she 's trying to be sensitive to your feelings . jessica : yeah , i can see that . brody : you broke up with me . it 's not like i walked out on you . jessica : brody , i did n't break up with you , but it 's ok 'cause it did n't take you that long to find happiness . you just had to walk down the hall to my sister . natalie : that is not how it was . no one wanted to hurt you . brody : jessica 's right . this is n't working . what were we just saying about not seeing each other ? natalie : brody . brody : no . you should be comfortable in your own home , natalie . so move in with me . natalie : can we talk about this privately ? jessica : great ! great ! what 's there to talk about ? that 's a perfect solution . natalie , i 'll go pack your things . natalie : brody . jessica : wait . you 're worried about john , are n't you , and how he 's gon na feel about living down the hall from your new instant family . brody : let 's talk outside . natalie : jess , this is n't your business . jessica : if i was you , i would n't worry about his delicate feelings . i would worry about john . natalie : what is that supposed to mean ? jessica : if liam were john 's , where do you think your new girlfriend would be right now ? brody : do n't let her get to you . natalie : none of us can live like this . brody : we 'll figure it out later , ok ? after work . i 'll take liam up . natalie : see you later . jessica : i came out here for some peace . i could really use a break right now . natalie : we all could , but i guess that 's not gon na happen , is it ? jessica : not if you do n't get out of my face . natalie : jess , do you really think that i tried to hurt you ? jessica : i do n't know what to think , natalie . natalie : i 'm sorry you were sick . i tried to be sympathetic . jessica : this is you trying ? natalie : yes ! this is everyone trying . jessica : do n't put this on other people . this is about what you did . natalie : we all walk on eggshells around you , trying to protect you . jessica : i did n't ask you to . natalie : really ? because that 's exactly what happens when you 're sick . but you do n't know . you 're gone . but we 're all still here with our lives on hold waiting for you until you came back . jessica : you really think that you 're the injured party here ? natalie : all i 'm saying is you 're not the only victim . jessica : go to hell . natalie : no ! no ! you do not get to walk away this time , jessica ! fine . you do n't want to be protected anymore ? then the gloves are coming off . [ scene_break ] vimal : this is n't my office , pappa . it belongs to my boss , todd manning . mrs. patel : still , yours must be very nice as well . mr. patel : our cab driver told us this is a very important media company . very popular ? vimal : oh , yeah . we do sell a lot of papers . mr. patel : we were very pleased to hear about your new job . mrs. patel : you looked so unhappy at statesville industries . even now , look at your face when you hear that name . smile , my darling son . all is well . you have a wonderful new job and your rama will be glowing with pregnancy . yes ? vimal : mmm ... [ scene_break ] rama : the patels arranged this marriage . they expected a dutiful wife . cutter : so just tell them they did n't get what they paid for . rama : i suppose you would know all about that , would n't you ? did you get the newspaper this morning ? cutter : no , i have n't been out . the divorce stuff was under the door . rama : well , i have to check the classifieds , 'cause i , rama patel , need a job , believe it or not . cutter : you had to know this was coming . aubrey : yeah . cutter : you 're free , aubrey . aubrey : you mean no jail ? cutter : i mean no husband . you can do anything you want . aubrey : nowhere to go from here but up . cutter : look , we 've been in way tougher jams and we 've gotten out of 'em all . we were good together . aubrey : are you actually making a play for me right now ? cutter : do n't flatter yourself . we can work together and that 's it . all right ? you were really good , at least until you fell for joey . that 's not gon na happen again now , is it ? aubrey : no , it 's not , but i ca n't , cutter . cutter : are you just gon na stay here ? do n't tell me you think you can get joey back . [ scene_break ] dorian : glad to hear your divorce is final , joe . now this means you can marry kelly . kelly : ok , we 're not having that conversation with you , dorian . and we 're definitely not having it naked . dorian : ha ha ! all righty , then . i want to make sure that i give you these . joey : `` vicker man : the david vickers buchanan story . `` kelly : `` starring david vickers buchanan . `` dorian : we 're having a gala opening premiere tomorrow night . i 'm inviting you , both of you . joey : uh ... kelly : it 's just that i 've really been missing zane . joey : we were gon na go visit him while he 's at camp . kelly : they 're putting on a show for parents , and i know it 's not gon na compare to `` vicker man , `` but ... dorian : fine . i 'll wait until you get back . you can see the movie , give me your opinion . kelly : you 're not upset ? dorian : no . of course not . i 'm thrilled that zane has decided to follow in david 's footsteps , go into show business . in fact , you just let me know if you want david to give him any tips . [ joey giggling ] [ scene_break ] david : it 's strictly a black - tie affair , but full dress uniform works , too . bo : i have a tux . david : you and step - nora , you got primo seats -- 4th row center . bo : actually , david , we might not be able to make it . david : what are you talking about ? you 're the hero of the `` vicker man `` story . bo : i 'm sorry , but nora and i want to spend just as much time as we can with matthew . david : i understand . bo : you sure ? david : yeah . you 're a real - life hero , pa. harrison ford was pretty good in the role , but he kept ignoring my suggestions . bo : wait . harrison ford played me ? david : huh . bo : wow ! who played balsom ? david : rex did n't make the cut . we took dramatic license . bo : i could n't have rescued you without him . david : yeah , well , maybe you would have found me 6 months sooner if he had stepped up . bo : yeah , ok , ok . david : balsom never paid for that . bo : i know . maybe not , but trust me , he 's suffering now . [ scene_break ] john : jack manning got beat up at his father 's office the other day . you know anything about that ? rex : no . john : manning thinks it has something to do with corporate espionage . some company beat him out on a big satellite deal . rex : so what 's that got to do with me ? john : the name of the company is origami cogs . rex : yeah ? john : rex , it took me about 10 minutes to figure out that origami cogs is an anagram for gigi morasco . we all have internal plumbing . rex : ok , yeah , i set up a company in gigi 's memory . john : used it to grab a business that manning was after . rex : i beat him on a deal . that 's all . john : you want to go after the guy 's money , more power to you . rex : so why does this sound like a warning ? john : let 's just say if your path for revenge starts to become a little more personal , say , physical , well , all i want to tell you is you step over the line too far , then i have to get involved . rex : what are you gon na do , arrest me ? [ scene_break ] david : i did n't mean that rex should have lost gigi . i would n't wish that on anybody . bo : i know . dorian : buenos dias ... hello ! there you are , ma chérie . david : ma chérie . dorian : bisou . david : bisou . we like to french - kiss . dorian : tmi , darling . david : i been out , handing out my invites . dorian : oh ! david : pa had to extend his regrets . dorian : really ? did you remember that you work for me ? bo : every day . david : it 's ok , baby . pa and step - nora , they need to spend some time with my little bro . dorian : that sounds like a viable excuse , however , i hope you will assure me that you and nora will devote your business hours to making sure that echo disavoy ends up in statesville prison for 10 to 20 years . bo : i 'll see what the charges carry . dorian : what about your brother clint ? bo : what about him ? dorian : on television , in front of everyone , he confessed to committing murder and kidnapping . if he 's not incarcerated the minute he 's well enough , the public will question -- bo : you know what , i think if we want to talk about business , maybe we should set up a meeting at the station . dorian : good idea . ha ha - ha and i 'm in too good a mood to argue . bisou , bisou , encore . david : bisou . dorian : justice can wait ... but not for long . [ scene_break ] aubrey : joey 's already moved on . i 'm sure he 's planning on marrying kelly cramer right now . rama : did you know spiderman was in the building yesterday ? cutter : no , i must have missed him in the parking lot . rama : there are just two little , tiny columns of classifieds . cutter : you better hope your dream job 's in there , 'cause i 'm almost out of money . aubrey : what ? how is that possible ? cutter : i did n't think the buchanans would take back the payoff , so i did n't stash that much . aubrey : what does that mean ? cutter : it means that we all need to get jobs , 'cause even this luxurious lifestyle wo n't last us long . aubrey : how could we all be broke ? rama : because we were all greedy for money and security . i have no idea how rich i already was . [ scene_break ] vimal : i need to explain about rama . she 's not -- mr. patel : not what ? mrs. patel : she 's not glowing ? vimal : no . mrs. patel : i was often queasy , too . everyone thinks you should be radiant all the time , but it 's a heavy business to carry a child . she needs a woman who understands . vimal : no , amma , that 's not what i -- mr. patel : is there a problem with my grandson ? vimal : no , no . i 'm trying to tell you . you 're not going to have a grandson . mrs. patel : a - ha ! i knew it ! i told you , surajit . it 's a girl , right ? mr. patel : a girl will be a blessing to us all , son . what a wonderful surprise . mrs. patel : i ca n't wait to see rama . shall we go home and see her now ? vimal : no ! no , no . i just have some business that i need to take care of . mrs. patel : of course . mr. patel : you see ? we interrupt him in the middle of the business day . he ca n't just run around and cater to us . vimal : no , i want to . it 's just -- here , take whatever you like . make yourself at home , and i will be back as soon as i can . [ scene_break ] natalie : jessica , this victim thing is getting old . jessica : i 'm sorry . so what is the timetable for me to get over you sleeping with my fiancé ? natalie : about as long as it took me to get over you trying to kill me and locking me in that basement . jessica : i was sick , natalie . natalie : jessica , i 'm sorry , but i am tired of hearing how sick you were . it 's too easy . jessica : easy ? do you have any idea what it 's like to live with this disease ? natalie : we all tried to ! that 's why i 'm still here . you tried to kill me , and i 'm still here ! so how come you ca n't understand two people turning to each other when you deserted them ? you can do whatever you want . you can hurt as many people as you want , and you never have to take responsibility for it ! jessica : i do n't try to hide from what i do . natalie : really ? i guess you just think you get a free pass . jessica : i get a free pass ? natalie : yes ! what else do you call it ? you threw brody away , and you hid behind tess for months . jessica : well , i 'm not hiding . i 'm right here , right now , and i 'm fine . and i 'm tired of your excuses . natalie : well , good ! then leave me and brody alone ! and stop blaming us for everything that goes wrong in your life -- ford : hey ! what the hell 's going on out here ? what 's wrong with you ? natalie : me ? ford : yelling like that with kids in the house . you ok ? natalie : to hell with both of you . jessica : and stay away from me ! [ crying ] ford : what was that ? hey . [ scene_break ] john : not everybody buys their way out of jail , rex . if i had my way , no one would . rex : gee , too bad there 's nothing we can do about that . john : i do n't want to come after you , but if i have to , i will . do you understand ? rex : i want to see echo . john : i can arrange that . let 's go . brody : i got the report on that decker street arson . john : do me a favor . put it on my desk . brody : how you doing ? rex : living the dream . brody : `` dear john mcbain , you are liam 's father , not brody lovett . marty saybrooke altered the test results . believe me , i know . anonymous . `` brody : `` believe me , i know . `` who could know ? who could know that marty changed the test ? dr. buhari is dead . it would have to be someone from the hospital , someone from the lab . someone with access to the lab . vimal patel . `` you are liam 's father , not brody lovett . `` natalie : brody ? you ok ? [ scene_break ] joey : i should probably be getting back to llanfair . kelly : really ? what 's going on over there ? joey : oh , nothing like over here . kelly : yeah , when my auntie walked in on us and saw way too much ? joey : it did n't ruin your day , did it ? kelly : no , nothing is gon na ruin my day , except for the fact i have to get back to work , which i really should in two seconds . joey : yeah ? kelly : mm - hmm . joey : me , too . [ scene_break ] rama : every job needs computer skills , except for this one . `` part time bartender at capricorn . `` great . cutter : you do make a mean delhi belly . rama : i 'm not working with cristian vega . he hates me even more than vimal does -- aah ! vimal : aah ! rama : vimal , what are you doing here ? vimal : i ca n't believe i have to say this , but i need your help . [ scene_break ] jessica : sorry . ford : do n't be . it does n't look like it was your fault . jessica : natalie would ford : that does n't mean that she 's right . jessica : i do n't know . i do n't know what to do . this whole situation is just -- it 's too much . ford : what does that mean ? jessica : natalie and brody and brody 's baby -- it 's the life that i was supposed to have , and it 's making me crazy . not like tess is coming back crazy , just -- ha ha ! i 'm sorry . you would probably like that . ford : listen . i know that you love brody and you guys had plans together and they fell apart . i know what that 's like . i lost somebody , too . jessica : yeah . i guess you do . [ scene_break ] brody : yeah , i 'm good . natalie : wish i was . brody : what 's wrong ? natalie : jessica and i got into it further when you -- brody : i 'm sorry . natalie , i 'm right in the middle of something . i got ta go . natalie : big case ? brody : i got ta follow up . natalie : ok . ugh , time to color . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm sorry that i did n't have him ready . mommy 's been a bit of a flake today . ford : mommy 's not a flake . jessica : i 'll give you extra visitation . i 'm sorry . this is n't fair . ford : do n't worry about it . jessica : you go and have fun , sweetheart , and mommy promises to be in a better mood when you get back , ok ? ford : come with us . jessica : what ? ford : come with us . we 're just gon na go to the park . it 's a nice day . it 's not too hot . you should come . jessica : i want to spend some time with bree . ford : bring her . the sprinklers are on by the fountain , so they let the kids run through 'em . jessica : how do you know that ? ford : my brother nate works for the papas department , and i told him any organized chaos designed for kids -- count me in . so come on . bring bree . we 'll go to the park . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] dorian : bo , i 'll see you at the police station right after the premiere . david : can we get back to my tux ? dorian : it arrived this morning . david : we should go home . i want to rumple it . i do n't want to look too pressed . dorian : we 'll rumple that thing together . david : heard that . [ scene_break ] bo : i got ta go . rex : bo , there 's been a big mistake at the station . bo : about what ? rex : my mother was arrested for kidnapping , when you know it was just some stupid fight between her and dorian . dorian : i beg your pardon ? rex : not happening . come on , bo . i ca n't leave my mom in jail . david : you left his son in a worse jail to rot than that floozy 's sitting in right now . dorian : amen . rex : bo , i 'm asking ... david : she kidnapped my wife , pa. who are you gon na support , your fake son or your real one ? [ scene_break ] aubrey : rama 's right . there 's nothing in here i 'm qualified to do . cutter : what 's that ? aubrey : the premiere gala a david vickers buchanan 's movie ! i 'm sure joey will be there with kelly . cutter : let me see that . [ scene_break ] rama : vimal , you want to pretend that we 're still happily married ? vimal : exactly . as long as my parents are here . rama : you want to lie , vimal ? vimal : i thought that would be easy for you . rama : i 'm thinking about you . you do n't lie that much . vimal : but my parents are expecting to find you , my wife , waiting at my apartment . rama : your pregnant wife . they 're gon na notice . vimal : we can say that you 're carrying small , that you have some kind of condition -- rama : yeah , the condition of not being pregnant . vimal , it wo n't matter . no matter how we explain that there 's no baby bump , at some point they 're gon na expect a baby . vimal : we can say ... nothing . no . one lie leads to another lie . this was a bad idea . i ... rama : what you gon na do now ? vimal : the only thing i can do . i 'm gon na tell them the truth . rama : vimal . vimal : i 'm sorry to bother you . [ scene_break ] mrs. patel : it 's a good thing i made this in yellow and not blue . came early . rama will need a lot of help . mr. patel : i wonder what 's keeping vimal . mrs. patel : surajit ! mr. patel : we 're not stealing . our son works here , and he told us to help ourselves . brody : it 's ok . you 're not in trouble . i 'm looking for vimal patel . mrs. patel : he 's our son . is he in trouble ? mr. patel : do n't be silly . vimal would never be in trouble with the law . mrs. patel : he 's working but should be here soon . mr. patel : please , sit . mrs. patel : vimal and his wife are expecting their first child . brody : that 's nice . mrs. patel : children are such miracles . brody : yes , they are . mrs. patel : do you have children , officer ? brody : i have a son . his name 's liam . [ scene_break ] john : hi . natalie : hey . news from the lab . john : good news ? natalie : they 're rushing forensics on the sam manning kidnapping . john : thank you . natalie : did you get a big break ? john : mm - mmm . natalie : brody was in here before . he said he was working on a case . i guess i assumed it was for you . i 'll go check in on the lab . [ scene_break ] vimal : hi . hello ! is there some kind of problem ? my parents have the proper visas to visit . brody : your parents are fine . mr. patel : this nice young officer needs your assistance . vimal : amma , pappa , please , take this and get a cab to my apartment . here are the keys . talk to the doorman downstairs . he will get you a taxi . he knows the address . mr. patel : this is truly an exceptional company . mrs. patel : nice to meet you , officer . i 'm sure your son will be very proud to have a police officer for a daddy . brody : thank you very much . mrs. patel : bye . brody : take care . vimal : i 'll be home soon . mrs. patel : do n't you worry . i 'll be sure rama puts her feet up to rest , and i 'll do the cooking , ok ? vimal : no , you do n't need to -- rama might be out ... um , visiting friends . mrs. patel : how wonderful . you two have created such a full life here . we are very proud of you , son . vimal : thank you . mrs. patel : bye . vimal : bye . i 'll be home soon . mrs. patel : bye , officer . [ speaking indian language ] vimal : what can i help you with ? well , this must be serious . brody : it is . [ scene_break ] rama : i put vimal in a terrible position . cutter : vimal 's the master of his own fate . rama : you know what , i need a hot shower . aubrey : master of his own fate ? seriously ? cutter : it 's true . aubrey : what is up with you ? i can see the wheels turning in your devious little brain . cutter : i think i may have found the answer to our problems . aubrey : what ? cutter : would you like to go to a movie premiere ? [ scene_break ] joey : i have to say , this is the perfect breakfast . kelly : oh , it is ? joey : well , it 's my perfect breakfast . it 's everything i like in the morning . cherry toaster tarts ? i have n't had those since i was a kid . kelly : i think dorian keeps them for starr . joey : but you remembered . kelly : see , i remember everything from when we were together . joey : there 's probably some things we should probably forget . kelly : no , i 'm keeping it all right up here , mister . joey : oh , yeah ? why ? kelly : because i do n't want us to make the same mistakes . joey : ok . all right , i 'll go with it , but just as long as we get to make some new memories . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] bo : look , i 'm not choosing sides . i trust john mcbain to follow the law , but i 'm gon na check the case , make sure he does . david : pa , you ca n't let echo go free . dorian : you have got to tell nora to throw the book at echo . bo : i 'm not gon na try the case in the buenos dias cafe . sorry about your movie , son . david : listen , you tell matthew we 're gon na have a private screening just for him . bo : i will . thank you . david : i 've got an interview with `` access llanview `` in 10 minutes . dorian : what are you sitting there for ? let 's get moving . i want to give these tickets to carlotta . david : this is more fun than shooting the movie . dorian : rex , i know that this is a horrible time for you , and i 'm very sorry that your mother has made it worse . however , she is going to have to pay for what she has done . rex : no , she wo n't , because you 're gon na drop the charges [ scene_break ] ford : so ? jessica : why not ? i could use a splash in the park . i 'll go get bree . ford : ryder and i will be in the car . come on , little buddy . i got you a car seat with a steering wheel on it and a horn . i know , awesome , right ? [ knocking ] [ scene_break ] natalie : all the prints and parts of the trace evidence from sam 's room at the minute man . john ? john : did you move something on my desk earlier ? natalie : no . why ? john : it must have been brody . [ scene_break ] brody : i need to talk to you about the note you left for john mcbain .
bo returns and has lunch with david and dorian who want him to go after echo for kidnapping and attempted murder . but rex wants him to release his mom from jail and reminds bo that the cops have failed to bring dorian 's nephew to justice for having rex 's son 's mom killed . bo is thereby torn between his loyalties to his biological son and his friendship to rex . jessica is still furious with natalie and brody . they are tired of her hostility toward them and her failure to accept responsibility for her actions . but robert comes by to visit ryder and jessica is happy to see him and agrees to take bree with her to the park with robert and ryder . vimal has left the note for john to inform him that liam is his son and is ready to resign from his job working for todd . but before john can notice what he 's written , brody sees it , removes it so john does not get to see it and goes to talk to vimal asking him what he knows . meanwhile vimal 's parents have travel around the world to see their son , daughter in law and new baby unaware that rama lied about being pregnant and vimal is ready to divorce her . rama is staying at the minuteman with aubrey and cutter . aubrey is clearly not over joey nor ready to get back with cutter . joey , however , is moving on with kelly .
nora : hey . bo : hey . man : you have n't seen the last of me , lady . daniel : hey , you got a problem ; you talk to me , man . bo : get him out of here . get him out . daniel : hey , you ok ? nora : yeah . yeah , that 's the lab technician i prosecuted . he 's the one that -- he contaminated bo 's and my food that infected us . daniel : ok , what the hell is he doing here ? bo : he just showed up ; started making threats at the staff . you know , it 's like he wanted to get caught . michael : i 'm telling you , that guy was really off his nut . bo : yeah , we 've got c.s.u . in the lab right now . they 're going to have enough to put him away for a long time . i 'd say make it at least 10 years . daniel : you can count on it . nora : are you kidding ? he held me prisoner in my own home . make it 20 . bo : yeah , 20 . well , that 's cruel and unusual . all right , what 's the occasion ? nora : oh , we 're going to the opera in philly . daniel : yeah , we just stopped by to see a friend of mine who had surgery . bo : hmm . well , you 're looking good . nora : yeah thanks . daniel : nora ? nora : hmm ? daniel : why is it every time it 's just supposed to be the two of us , it always ends up to be the three of us ? evangeline : hey . john : hey . evangeline : i came to say goodbye to mary barnes . she moved here after i told her the threat from the santi organization was over . john : she moved here ? evangeline : it 's cheap . but now she wants to move again . john : she scared ? evangeline : it 'll take some time , you know ? well , i got to go . i have , like , a ton of work to do , so see ya . john : you , too . you -- uh -- you want to join me for a drink ? antonio : sonia ? sonia : what are you doing here ? thought you said our business was over , and that business was our only connection . tico : sonia . sonia : tico . i did n't hear you come in . tico : so this is the famous hookup . not exactly your style . sonia : yeah , i know . it 's a fixer - upper . the price was right . and with a little bit of work , i 'll turn this dump into a class act . tico : so , this is where the guys take their clothes off ? sonia : it 's funny , antonio was a natural . i swear , that guy being a cop is like a tiger in a playpen . it 's going to break loose . tico : are you sure you want to play with this tiger ? sonia : i 'm sure . jessica : people are staring . antonio : what , they 've never seen two people in love before ? jessica : no . ever since you 've got back , we 've been all over each other . antonio : i like that . jessica : yeah , so do i . it 's nice . especially since what 's been going on with my family , you know ? kevin and todd are at each other 's throats . everyone 's taking sides . it 's just -- it 's awful . so , why do n't we talk about your family ? you know i 'm interviewing tico later for the `` banner sun . `` thought maybe i 'd get some of the santi secrets for you . antonio : no . no way . do n't do it , jess . jessica : why do n't you want me to interview your cousin ? antonio : because we do n't know enough about tico yet . hey , all of a sudden , he 's part of the family ; he 's working the people that i care about . jessica : he 's not working me . antonio : if you think you 're going to be able to get a guy like that to open up to the press -- jessica : a guy like what ? antonio : honey , he 's from a different world . jessica : exactly . that 's exactly the angle that i 'm going to take . he 's a classy guy , mobster father -- antonio : yeah , unless the classy part 's a lie . jessica : just because he 's manuel santi 's son does not inherently make him a criminal , ok ? it 's like saying the child of a terrorist is going to be a terrorist . antonio : no , jess , it 's not the same thing at all . jessica : ok , well , then fine . just like you always tell me , just doing my job . antonio : ok . then ask him a few questions for me . jessica : like what ? antonio : like who raised him when his mother and brother were murdered ; names , addresses . how did sonia come into the picture ? he claims that he did n't know who his father was until about a year or so ago . what happened when he found out the truth ? jessica : why do n't you ask him that yourself ? antonio : because people get nervous when cops ask questions . jessica : well , then you might want to consider the possibility that he is the nice guy that he seems to be . antonio : i hope so . i really hope so . tico : jessica obviously loves antonio very much . i do n't see her turning her fiancée over to you . sonia : that 's where you come in . give me a little help . tico : you have n't changed . ever since you were a teenager , when you wanted something , nothing could stop you . sonia : it was always pretty useful , was n't it ? it will be here , too . tico : i 'm glad we agreed on coming to llanview . i 'm looking forward to getting to know my family . sonia : tico , you already have a family . do n't forget that . we 're all the family we need . jen : ugh . what a mess . marcie : i know . i hate it . jen : did they find out who did this ? marcie : not yet . jen : need some help ? how you feeling ? marcie : you sick ? julie : i 'm fine . nick : where 's riley , the big rock star ? jen : how should i know ? marcie : riley went with shannon and hudson . they 're looking over the neighborhood for contributions . they 're going door to door . nick : all right , well , while why do n't you go with them , because you 're totally useless with the physical stuff . jen : shut up , meathead . marcie : you know what , we 're all working really hard here , ok ? nick : oh , really ? why do n't you go pick up another piece of paper , fat girl ? marcie : you know what -- mark : guys , will you both shut up ! look , we 're all ticked off we have to start over , but whining and fighting is n't going to get it done . marcie : thought you were supposed to go with riley . you guys have a fight or something ? jen : you mean a lover 's quarrel ? we 're just friends , marce . marcie : i know . i mean , i just thought , you know , you are rooming together now , that maybe -- jen : yeah , and now i 'm more confused than i 've ever been , if that 's possible . marcie : about riley ? jen : i get the feeling that he wants more , but , i do n't know , he gets gun - shy . i mean , i know he really loved flash and she broke his heart . i do n't have the kind of track record that really makes a guy feel safe . marcie : no , that 's not true . jen : i just -- i really think that riley and i could be good together . but then on the other hand , i really love his friendship , and i do n't want to lose that . marcie : no , you 're not , you do n't have to lose it . i know that i do n't have as much experience as you do , but i 've learned that lovers can be friends , you know ? and it 's the greatest feeling in the world . john : come on . do n't you ever take a break from work ? evangeline : do you ? the santi organization is shut down . it 's an ideal opportunity to take some time off . i did n't think so . john : you know , i -- i thought i was the one asking the questions , counselor . [ phone rings ] evangeline : excuse me . [ ring ] john : r.j. ? evangeline : after what he did , you know , practically stalking me , i told him it 's over , and he 's not taking it very well . john : you think i should talk to him ? evangeline : absolutely not . not necessary . r.j. would n't do anything . he 's just hurt . but time heals everything , right ? r.j. : all right , balsom . are you ready ? rex : so if i do what you want , you 'll let me buy my way back into u.v . , even though technically you foreclosed on my mortgage ? r.j. : take it or leave it . rex : what 's the plan , boss ? r.j. : find out what mcbain has going with evangeline . rex : wait , i thought you two were together . r.j. : not anymore . marcie : michael and i started out as friends . jen : the way i remembered it , you guys hated each other . marcie : yeah , things change . nick : hey , jen , you want to work with me ? we can get dirty together . marcie : jerk . do you remember what a jerk michael was when i first met him , especially when i told him about my brother eric ? jen : oh , yeah , a total homophobe . marcie : i ca n't believe i did n't walk away . jen : and you almost did . marcie : yeah . but he came around , did n't he ? once he got it in his head that he was a narrow - minded , homophobic meathead . jen : once he fell madly in love with you . marcie : yeah . jen : what ? marcie : we never see each other anymore , you know ? i 'm always here ; he 's always at the hospital pulling double shifts because he 's trying to make up for all that time when he was laid up . and i ca n't even spend nights with him , you know , because i have to stay at the cottage , and there are tons of beautiful , skinny girls out there that do n't have to work day and night and do n't have to spend every waking hour with the same group of people that i do n't even like or care about . jen : marcie , you 're doing what you have to do . marcie : i guess so . it 's just that i do n't care anymore , jen . i do n't care if i get an a . if i lose michael , then nothing else really matters . nurse : i thought that man was going to kill us , and the things he said were -- bo : well , you know what , he 's in custody now and he 's not going to come back . daniel : i 'm serious , nora . we can never go anywhere without bo showing up . it 's like we can never be alone . nora : what are you talking about ? what -- we 've been alone lots of times . daniel : a couple times . great times , mind you , but -- i thought we were really connecting . i -- am i crazy ? am i being deluded ? nora : no . no . no . not at all . we are -- we are connecting . you know , we -- we 're connected . we 're -- can i find another word ? that makes me feel like an electrical outlet . daniel : sure . nora : it -- you know what ? i think bo 's probably not going to be done with this for a little bit , and we 've already missed our opportunity to make curtain at the opera , so i have an idea . why do n't we go back to my place ? matthew 's at a sleepover , and there 's no need for anyone to disturb us there . daniel : deal . [ glass shatters ] [ bottle shatters ] antonio : you know , since i have to work the graveyard shift for the rest of the week , why do n't we make tonight last until tomorrow ? tico : ahem . i 'm sorry . am i early or late ? jessica : neither , actually . you 're right on time . i told tico that he could meet me here so i could interview him . antonio : tonight ? tico : join us . antonio : no , no . actually , something just came up . tico : well , we should make plans . i want to spend more time with you and tia carlotta , and jamie , of course . antonio : yeah . yeah , yeah , i -- i 'd like that , too , of course . do n't let this guy snow you . jessica : hey , have a seat . oh . tico : you want something to drink ? jessica : no , i 'm fine . tico : kir royale , please . jessica : wow . i do n't think they have many orders for that here . tico : so , let 's get started . i 've never been interviewed before . jessica : well , i just figured we 'd talk and see what happens . tico : sure . jessica : do you mind if i tape - record our conversation ? tico : i have no secrets . jessica : well , everybody has at least one secret . evangeline : well , there 's absolutely no evidence that todd hacked into the main computer at b.e . , so judge lowell tossed the charges . john : you obviously play . evangeline : oh , yeah . yeah , 12 years , 12 years . 12 years i studied music . my teacher said i had a big career ahead of me . john : really ? evangeline : yes , and i studied ballet and tennis . john : like wonder woman . i bet you were good at them all . evangeline : well , you know , my daddy never raised me to be second at anything . john : hmm . but the law came first . evangeline : just between you and me , i -- i knew that i might be really good at some other things , but if i was going to spend my life doing something i wanted a shot at being the best . so i went to law school , and i graduated editor of the law review , clerk at the supreme court at age 26 , and now i 'm here , and , oh my god , if i have to keep listening to myself talk about myself , i think i 'm going to be sick . john : no . no , it 's good . from what everybody says , you -- you really are , you 're the best . evangeline : tell me about you . did you ever want to be anything but a copper ? john : nope . evangeline : not even a cowboy ? john : no . when the other kids were playing cowboy , i was always the sheriff . r.j. : excuse me . jessica , i 'm coming first thing in the morning to pick up jamie , so could you please have antonio make sure to get her ready on time this time , hmm ? jessica : hi , r.j. tico , this is r.j. r.j. , this is tico , antonio 's cousin . r.j. : oh , just what we need -- another vega . tico : santi . r.j. : what ? tico : my name is augustico santi . my father was carlotta vega 's brother . r.j. : whatever . jessica : i 'm sorry about that . do n't be insulted , please . there 's just some bad blood between antonio and r.j . it 's just really complicated . so , you were talking about your mother 's family . tico : yeah , they were from spain . they were very , very wealthy . they sent me to private boarding schools . i grew up thinking everybody spoke five or six languages and swung a polo stick . but you know what ; i do n't think your readers are interested in reading about that . jessica : are you kidding me ? european jet set , hot clubs on the riviera ? of course . tico : my mother 's family , they were more into chamber music at the minister of culture 's . but then after my father 's death , you know , when i went into hiding , i left everything behind . jessica : well , can you get it back ? tico : i can try . do you like art ? jessica : uh -- yes , actually . i used to work at a gallery , and -- oh . an old boyfriend of mine -- actually , antonio 's brother -- he was a painter . tico : cristian ? jessica : it was a really long time ago , and actually , it was nice . he ended up marrying natalie . you did it again . i 'm the interviewer here . tico : you are much more interesting to me than i am . i want to know everything about you . antonio : sonia ? what happened ? what happened ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ bo : so we showed this little jerk the witness statements and the physical evidence from the lab , and he just folded , you know ? started singing like a bird . nora : well , good . well , he should spend a lot of time in a cage for getting me trapped in a house with you . bo : yeah , you know , i almost went a little bit insane myself , you know , watching you pace while you work . nora : i do not . this one ca n't talk on the phone without yelling . bo : talk on the phone ? nora : yeah , talk -- bo : talk on the phone ? nora : yeah . bo : you would n't even let me use your phone . do n't you remember anything ? nora : oh , you have selective memory . daniel : well , you know , it could n't have been all bad . at least you two did n't kill one another . nora : no . bo : no , no , actually , we worked out a little system , so the last few hours was n't that bad . nora : i learned how to rise above it , so -- bo : she 's all yours , buddy . daniel : so . nora : so . so , should we go ? daniel : you know , i should see my friend steve . but i tell you what , why do n't you give me an excuse to make it a short visit ? nora : you 're on . hurry . daniel : i will . nora : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! thank you ! bo : you could lose a limb that way . nora : well , this elevator 's so slow , it 's worth the risk . antonio : can you tell me what happened ? sonia : yeah , i was just sitting here thinking about what to do with this place , and -- and these guys just came bursting in . antonio : ok . what guys ? sonia : i do n't know . i never saw them before . they did n't -- they did n't say anything . they just started breaking things and hitting me , and -- and they tried to go for my gun , but -- antonio : ok . let me take you to a hospital . sonia : no . no , no , i hate hospitals . doctors ca n't do anything for bruises . there 's nothing broken , so -- antonio : how many men ? sonia : two . probably jaime padilla 's soldiers , come for a little payback . antonio : no . no , they would n't have left you alive . the santis would never be this sloppy . these guys were amateurs . why did n't you call the police ? sonia : i do n't know . i -- i thought they were coming for tico . i was n't thinking clearly . i was just so scared . antonio : it 's ok . yeah , it 's vega . there 's been a break - in at the hookup up at 27 north . yeah , no injuries . thanks . i 'll -- i 'll stay with you until they arrive . tico : all right , next question . jessica : who did you think your father was growing up ? tico : at a very early age , i was told that my father had died , and my family did n't encourage questions . jessica : but there was -- there was a little over a year between the time that you found out that manuel santi was your father until when he was killed . did you try to find him ? tico : you ca n't know what it 's like to wake up one day and discover that your father , the man that gave you life -- look , what i 'm trying to say is that just the mention of his name and i 've seen people freeze and back away . they say that he used to make people kiss the gun he shot them with . jessica : a few years ago , i found out that clint buchanan , the man who raised me , was n't my biological father , and in actuality , it was a murderer , rapist , and monster who was really my father . and , well , thank god he 's dead . tico : you know , the more we talk , the more i realize how much we have in common . jessica : you know , if i did n't know better , i would think that you were purposely trying to avoid my questions . mark : here . marcie : thanks . mark : you know , you 're doing an amazing job , marcie . you 're holding this whole project together . marcie : you do n't have to do this , ok ? mark : what ? marcie : keeping me company . i 'm sure you 'd rather be with jen or shannon or julie . mark : actually , i would n't . marcie : can i ask you something ? mark : yeah . marcie : well , you know , you 're , like , the best - looking guy here . why do n't you have a girlfriend ? i mean , why do n't you have 10 girlfriends ? mark : why does n't your brother eric ? nora : oh , come on , come on , come on , come on ! move , you stupid car , move ! bo : i 'd be nice to it if i were you . nora : well , call someone . bo : no service . nora : oh -- help ! somebody ! daniel : nora ! nora : daniel ! daniel ? the elevator 's stuck ! we 're trapped ! get help ! bo : see , you 're not supposed to put an object in the closing elevator doors . nora : are you saying this is my fault ? bo : the shoe fits . nora : we 're trapped in here ! there 's no way out ! this is like the scene from `` speed 2 , `` the elevator . bo : that 's `` speed `` one . nora : what ? bo : it was the original . it was the good one . nora : no , it was `` speed 2 . `` bo : no , you 're wrong . see , dennis hopper had the hostages . nora : ok , you know what ? that 's it ! you are the most argumentative man i have ever met in my entire life , and if i have to get trapped with you one more time , so help me , one of us is n't going to survive ! get us out of here now , please ? marcie : are you gay ? mark : mm - hmm . marcie : wow . i usually have better gaydar than that . mark : well , i do n't go around advertising it . i only told you because i heard you talking about your brother . marcie : eric . yeah , we 're best friends . hey , i 'll introduce you next time he comes into town . he 's way cuter than i am . mark : stop doing that ! you 're beautiful , inside and out . that 's why i wanted to tell you about me . but do n't say anything to the others , ok ? marcie : ok . mark : not everyone understands . marcie : i know . mark : thanks . [ phone rings ] marcie : oh . hey , listen , if that 's michael , i have to get it , ok ? mark : yeah . [ ring ] marcie : yeah , it 's michael . mark : i 'll go help nick dig out . marcie : ok . mark : yeah . marcie : hello ? michael : marcie , it 's michael . marcie : so glad to hear your voice . michael : yeah . i 'm sorry that i did n't call you earlier . i was stuck in the o.r . observing . how are things going over there ? marcie : surprisingly , it 's turning out to be a really good experience . some of the people are really nice . but i miss you . michael : i miss you , too . you know , if i 'd known before i broke my leg that i 'd never see you , i would 've tried a lot harder not to fall out of dr. long 's window . marcie : any chance you could sneak out later ? michael : i 'm sorry . it 's really slamming over here . marcie : ok . well , i 'll talk to you later , ok ? oh , hey -- do n't forget about me , ok ? michael : not in a billion years . i love you , sweetie . nick : hey , walsh , you going to help us out over here or what ? marcie : i have to go . bye . i love you . bo : you want to draw a line down the middle of the elevator and then we could stay out of each others ' way ? nora : just -- what 's taking so long ? what 's going on ? why has n't daniel come back by now ? daniel : nora ! nora : daniel ? daniel , hi ! i 'm here ! i 'm here ! `` i 'm here `` ? of course i 'm here . where else am i going to be ? daniel : how are you doing ? nora : i 'm in a 6'x6 ' box . how do you think i 'm doing ? nifty ! daniel : are you ok ? are you alone ? nora : no , bo is here with me . daniel : who else ? man : carl from building services here . the car snapped a cable . my guys are working on it , but it 's going to take a while . be patient . nora : well -- `` be patient `` ? `` be patient `` ? we 're dying of the heat , we 're hanging by a thread , and he wants us to be patient . bo : yeah , that 's not one of your virtues . nora : no . no kidding . bo : hey , empty your purse . nora : what , you going to rob me now ? bo : no , you 're a pack rat . there 's got to be something in there that could help us get out of here . nora : oh , bo , bo , bo . this is an evening bag . it 's for going to the opera in philadelphia . bo : look , if i know you , there 's something in there that can help . come on , empty it out . come on ! bo : what 'd i tell you , huh ? do i know you or what ? [ phone rings ] rex : yeah . r.j. : got anything for me ? rex : uh -- soon , but you may not like it . r.j. : they 're together ? rex : yeah . but , well , so far it looks like a big zero . evangeline : so i 'm trying to get mary barnes some city money to relocate . john : good luck . colson 's had budget on the brain lately . evangeline : if the santi hit man had n't killed himself , mary would be a witness for the prosecution . john : that 's a good argument again , counselor . evangeline : well , i -- gosh , it 's probably late . i 'm going to go . john : yeah ? evangeline : yeah . john : um -- thanks for the company . evangeline : you know , we survived the evening with our souls intact . imagine that . john : imagine that . evangeline : see ya . [ knock on door ] [ knock on door ] evangeline : hi . i -- um -- i accidentally picked up your paperwork . michael : special delivery for marcie walsh . marcie : michael ! what are you doing here ? i thought you were at work . michael : oh , i am working , but i had a break . i wanted to spend it with you . marcie : i really needed to see you . michael : yeah , me too . i know that it 's kind of crazy right now , but it 's not going to be like this forever , i promise . marcie : feels like forever . michael : i know . what do you think of the plant ? marcie : i love it . michael : i thought that we could plant it here in the community center and , you know , it would always remind people of how much marcie and michael loved each other , and , i mean , our kids could come and bring their kids and -- marcie : it 's a little corny . michael : just a little . marcie : but i like it . it 's beautiful . nick : hey , hey , hey . you 're slacking , walsh . there 's no time for boyfriends . you 're on the clock , woman . marcie : fine . i 'll be there in a minute . nick : all right . it 's your choice , little mama . this dirt is n't going to move itself . michael : `` little mama `` ? marcie : do n't ask . i hate him . ca n't stand him . michael ? michael : yeah ? marcie : what are those ? are those bones ? michael : yeah . those are human bones . marcie , i think you guys dug up a body . marcie : what ? nora : well , at least we wo n't starve . bo : we can use all of this stuff to pry open the ceiling tiles up there , and then we can crawl out . nora : are you serious ? i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i just -- i do n't see it . i do n't see it . bo : where 's your sense of adventure ? come on ! nora : it 's in philadelphia , at the opera . bo : are you kidding me ? nora : no . bo : we 've been in worse scrapes than this . we 've always managed to get out of them . i mean , you know , we were a pretty good team . nora : yes , we were . bo : so ? you in ? nora : what do we got to do first ? tico : cette histoire est fini , mademoiselle . that 's the whole story . jessica : well , it has everything -- crime , death , mystery , and , to top everything off , a polo pony . the readers are going to love it . `` the son of santi . `` tico : i would like to put all that behind me now . jessica : you will . tico : i 'm going to go to the diner and stop by and see tia carlotta . would you like a ride home ? jessica : oh , actually , i have my car . so i 'll see you soon . tico : yeah . hopefully sooner than later . jessica : the unanswered question -- what has tico been doing for the past year ? antonio : let me know if you come up with anything on the description . officer : will do , detective . antonio : all right . officer : ma'am , you let us know if either of those thugs comes in here again . sonia : i will , thank you . thanks . antonio : well , as many people coming in and out of this place , it 'll be a miracle if forensics finds anything . sonia : yeah . antonio , what if they come back ? they will kill me . antonio : let me get you home , ok ? you 'll feel better . sonia : no , no , no , please do n't leave me . just stay with me tonight . [ phone rings ] r.j. : gannon . rex : yeah , i 'm at the angel square hotel . mcbain went upstairs and , a minute later , evangeline followed him . r.j. : and ? rex : things are n't as innocent as i thought they were . r.j. : meaning ? rex : well , if she were my girlfriend , i 'd want to kill them . [ next_on ] evangeline : whatever this is , it is n't exactly a relationship , right ? todd : let 's make another baby . carl : the car 's hanging by one cable . we may have a major accident on our hands .
john and evangeline share drinks in the lobby of angel square hotel , as rex spies on them . later , john retires to his room , but evangeline follows him . rex reports to rj that if evangeline were his girlfriend , he would n't be too happy . in exchange for spying on evangeline , rj allows rex the opportunity to buy back ultra violet . sonia continues to try to get antonio , and fakes a break in and assault , complete with bruises , at the hook up . antonio comes to investigate , and sonia tells him she 's too scared to be by herself tonight . jessica interviews tico and finds they have a lot in common , but at the same time , she 's still left with many unanswered questions – including what he 's been doing for the past year . as nick continues to be mean to marcie , mark confides in marcie that he is a homosexual , and marcie promises to keep his secret . nora and daniel 's date to the opera gets postponed , and nora finds herself trapped in an elevator with bo . michael surprises marcie with a visit to the community center , and marcie discovers human bones have been dug up .
kevin : kelly , listen -- [ kelly screams ] kevin : oh ! oh , my god ! ah ! [ scene_break ] nash : hey , tess ? it 's time to wake up . tess : how did i get in the bed ? nash : eh , you looked kind of uncomfortable , so i took your place on the floor . tess : well , i thought giving up the bed was against the rules . nash : mm - hmm . i made an exception . tess : hmm , so you 're playing nice today ? nash : ooh , you think that 's nice ? you 're going to love this . tess : oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] john : i need this imaging software up and running , hicks . why is it offline ? ofc . hicks : glitch in the system . i.t . 's working on a patch to fix it right now . john : go light a fire under them . we 're wasting time . bo : hey . what do you got ? john : maybe a real lead , bo . we could be looking at the face of the killing club killer within the hour . [ scene_break ] hayes : so , mc bain knows who the killer is , huh ? hayes : you know , if that 's the case , mmarcie , we have a very big problem . [ scene_break ] bo : this the guy ? john : that 's who he used to be . bo : why do we like him for this ? john : apparently , even the nuts in the killing club were creeped out by potter , since the journal , the book , and marcie 's background all point to someone from her past . bo : yeah , it sounds thin . john : yeah , that 's what i thought , too , until i ran this guy 's sheet . he 's off the grid , bo . a real freak . he 's been m.i.a . since high school . bo : but no death certificate ? john : no . no one has seen ivan potter since the garvey clinic outside baltimore . bo : why do i know that name ? john : i do n't know , but they do this sort of reconstructive surgery for an exclusive clientele . bo : so this guy changes his name and his face and disappears . john : or it could be he 's been under our noses this whole time , one of these guys that gets off on thinking he 's so much smarter than the cops . bo : so you think this guy could be part of marcie 's life right now , but she does n't recognize him ? john : maybe he knew one of the vics , someone in the department . bo , we could have looked this guy right in the face and never even known it . [ scene_break ] marcie : what problem do we have , hayes ? hayes : well , you can put it together , ca n't you , marcie ? marcie : huh . oh , right . my book sales , they 'll drop if they catch this maniac . do you think i care ? unlike you , hayes , i am actually happy that john is closing in on the killer . hayes : yeah , why -- ahem , why do you keep referring to him as the killer if mc bain already knows who it is ? rex : wait a minute . they found out who the killer is ? marcie : i should not even be talking about any of this . rex : hey , if you heard something about natalie , i want to know about it . hayes : yeah , and i 'd like to know if i have to hire another bodyguard . marcie : you two are the last people on earth i should be talking about any of this to you . you only care about how many books you are n't going to sell , and you only want to play hero . rex : i want to keep my sister from getting killed by the nut job that you set off . marcie : me ? your little prank with that stupid note is the only reason that natalie was kidnapped in the first place . rex : ok , listen , sweet cheeks , i 'm not the one who wrote the textbook on murder . marcie : that 's not what it is , and you know it . rex : what are you going to call the sequel ? `` how to kill friends and influence psychos `` ? hayes : yeah , i did n't realize that you guys harbored such a hatred for one another . rex : yeah , well , it 's on now ! [ scene_break ] [ nash laughs ] tess : what are you doing ? nash : oh , i had these friends who got married . they did this with all the cash and checks that they got as wedding gifts . they said they did n't know what was better , the cash -- cash , cash -- or the sex . tess : sex is always better . nash : yeah . look , i did n't want to wake you up , it 's just i was so pumped , i had to tell somebody about this . tess : what , that you robbed a bank ? nash : ha - ha ! no , not quite , not quite . i went to get breakfast this morning , hit an a.t.m . to get some cash . saw my balance -- i tripped out . all right ? i hit this tech stock just right , just right , just right . paid out a major dividend today -- huge ! tess : so you cashed out . nash : yeah . tess : i 'm always telling people money can buy happiness . so what are you going to do with all this money ? nash : well -- huh -- first things first . you got to get up , get dressed , and then we 're going to go find you an apartment . i 'm going to spot you the money for the security deposit just because i 'm feeling generous today . tess : why ca n't i just stay here ? nash : you want to -- you want to live with me ? tess : no , i do n't want to live with you . i 'm not looking to shack up with anyone . i just need a place to crash for a week or two -- three , tops . nash : oh , security deposit 's no good if you ca n't make your rent . tess : that about covers it , yeah . [ scene_break ] kevin : ah -- kelly : what are you doing here ? kevin : going blind ! since when do you wash your hair with battery acid ? kelly : oh , come on . kevin : oh . kelly : you have to -- you have to wash out your eyes . kevin : ah ! kelly : here . kevin : oh ! kelly : is that better ? kevin : well , you 'd think scalding water would be soothing to the naked eye , but not so much ! kelly : here , hold on . there . how 's that ? kevin : it 's better . you know , you might be on to something here . who needs animal testing ? just line up a few ex - husbands and you 're set ! oh ! kelly : kevin , would you like to tell me exactly what you 're doing in my shower ? kevin : what i 'm doing here ? kelly : mm - hmm . kevin : what am i -- what am i doing ? that 's a good question . you have to ask -- you , me , shower ? there 's a lot of history in the -- ahem -- shower system -- ahem -- for us . uh , this is n't coming out right . um , you see -- kelly : all right , all right , sure , yeah , we spent a lot of time getting clean when we were married . that was a long time ago . kevin : and yet here we are . kelly : because you decided to drop by . kevin : well , are you sorry i did ? because despite the burning in my eyes , i 'm not . kelly : you know , you 've put me in kind of an awkward position . kelly : what , to live out some kind of male fantasy ? kevin : no ! i was trying to be spontaneous . in hindsight , i probably should have called . kelly : yeah . kevin : look , i 'm sorry . what do you want from me ? kelly : i do n't know . how about an apology ? kevin : ok . i 'm sorry that i was stupid enough to think that surprising you in the shower would be appealing to you in any way , shape , or form . are we good ? kelly : your eyes still burning ? kevin : yes ! kelly : what 's in this stuff , anyway ? kevin : is that my shampoo ? you never use my shampoo . kelly : well , i liked the way your pillow smelled when you 'd get up in the morning . kevin : really ? kelly : yeah , and sometimes i use your shampoo and the smell of it fills the shower and it reminds me of -- kevin : me ? kelly : yes . you know , if you 'd stayed on your side of the bed , my pillow never would have smelled like you . kevin : well , i 'll tell you what -- given the chance , i would never stay on my side of the bed again . [ scene_break ] nash : how come you never told me you were broke ? tess : what , like you ? nash : like me -- yesterday . tess : oh , and you 've made enough to change your life ? nash : well , to get started , yeah . you know , i 'll reinvest , enough to get a little closer to actually achieving my dream and maybe enough to help you get on your feet . tess : so i 'm your charity case now ? nash : i just assumed that you needed a little shove in the right direction . tess : really ? well , i 'll tell you what you can shove . nash : and there i was thinking you were flush . tess : was that before or after i stole your wallet ? nash : so you really do n't have a job ? tess : do you ? nash : i 'm a day trader . tess : i meant a real job . oh , i 'm sorry . did i say that out loud ? nash : you know , i got my seed money . it 's all i needed . so you do n't work ? tess : i 'm a writer . nash : uh - huh . what do you write ? tess : fiction , about people , relationships . actually , at this very moment , i 'm doing research . nash : what kind of research ? tess : life experience . i 've led a very sheltered life . nash : mm - hmm , i 'll bet . tess : well , have n't you ever wanted to break out ? have n't you ever been so full of life and not been able to live it ? i 'm finding myself , i 'm finding my passion , i 'm finding my muse . nash : so you do n't work . tess : you do n't call that work ? nash : how come you never mentioned writing before ? tess : oh , it 's because we 've known each other for so long . nash : oh , yeah . hey , i mean , you know , i 've only fed you , i 've housed a complete stranger for two days . why would i expect you to give me anything other than that bad - ass attitude and a whole lot of sexual frustration ? tess : ooh , i sexually frustrate you ? nash : oh , no . i always get together with a broad and end up sleeping on the floor . you know , i found out today that i am one step closer to achieving my dream , and the first thing i could think of was coming back here to shower you with cash . tess : yeah ? well , nobody asked you to do that . nash : you 're right . nobody did . and nobody asked me to bail you out , either . nobody asked me to put up with your games . you know what , tess ? you 're a lot of work , and i got a lot to do . tess : you know what ? if a rent - controlled avenue c studio apartment is the first step to your master plan , i can hardly wait to see the pot of gold . nash : you do n't know me at all . tess : hi , this is jessica buchanan . i have an emergency , and i 'm going to need your help . [ scene_break ] bo : judge lindquist signed off on a warrant for the garvey clinic . they faxed us the access codes for their database . john : good deal . i got it right here . what 's that -- 2569 . let 's see if they kept `` before `` and `` after `` pictures in their patient files . bo : scroll down there . john : yeah . bo : there . john : right , ivan potter , age 19 . bo : whoa . this guy went from 245 to 155 in four months . john : mm - hmm . had his eyes and jaw line done . then he had a complete facial reconstruction . bo : how did a kid like potter come up with that kind of money ? john : oh , i got plenty of `` before `` photos , but -- this case ? no `` after `` shots . surprise , surprise . bo : you know , if everything 's on the up an up , why would n't he want somebody to take his picture with his new extreme makeover ? john : can you really do so much work that even people that know you wo n't recognize you ? bo : oh , it happens around here all the time . john : so , what , now all we got is this imaging software ? bo : all right , you see if you can find out what potter looks like now . i 'm going to run his family . maybe one of them heard from him . john : all right . oh . come on , man . show me what you look like now . [ scene_break ] marcie : for once in your life , rex , could you just stop acting like an idiot ? please . rex : you 're the one who came up with this idea , a killing club . marcie : that is unfair , rex . i should not be held responsible for what some crazy man is doing . rex : tell that to my sister ! everyone in town knows this guy 's copying off your sick little high school fantasy . marcie : oh , really ? what was your high school fantasy , rex ? graduating ? rex : i may not be the sharpest tool in the shed -- marcie : you said it , not me . rex : but at least i 'm not taking blood money like you and your bottom - feeding agent . if this lunatic dusts my sister , it 's all on you , marcie . marcie : rex , do not walk away from me . i am still talking to you . rex : i can walk away from you . ah , keep talking . hayes : it 's me . yeah , i know what our next move 's going to be . it 's a perfect test for marcie . it fell into my lap . i did n't think marcie hated anyone enough to make this pass , but -- marcie : calm down . rex : how about if i read a book about how to kill marcie ? hayes : obviously , i was wrong . [ scene_break ] maitre 'd : may i help you , ma'am ? tess : yes . i 'm meeting someone here , rich sepulveda . i have n't seen him in a couple years , so i 'm not really sure -- man : jessica ? tess : hi ! rich : well , look at you . the last time we saw each other i think you were just turning 18 . maitre 'd : i 'll prepare your table . rich : thank you . well , i was so happy to hear from you when you called . are you down here working on a story ? tess : actually , yeah , i am . rich : what about ? tess : oh , you know , this , that . i actually wanted to talk to you about liquidating a chunk of my portfolio . rich : oh , well , how big a chunk are we talking about ? tess : well , enough to choke a horse . seriously , though , i 'm going to be living in new york for a little while . i 'm going to need some operating expenses . rich : oh , i see . tess : is there a problem , rich ? i mean , it is my money . rich : well , technically , no , it is n't . but you already knew that . [ scene_break ] john : 6 feet tall , medium build , brown hair . all right , hospital specs for what was done to his cheekbones , jaw , nose , and eyes . numbers do not lie . all right , man , show me what you look like . [ scene_break ] kelly : i do n't know what you thought was going to happen by showing up here . kevin : i just wanted to talk to you , and you were in the shower . and i was going to wait , i was , but then i saw you through the glass . you just -- you looked so beautiful , you know ? and the next thing i know , i was opening the door , and i -- i took a chance . i know it was risky . kelly : and a bit presumptuous . kevin : what can i say ? i saw you , i missed you , and i wanted you . you know , there was a time when i could have walked into your shower and you would have been happy to see me . all right , you know what , i 'll go , but just -- look , i can live with being shot down , ok ? but i could n't live with leaving you here and not letting you know how i feel . kelly : take off your clothes . [ scene_break ] tess : what do you mean , it 's not my money ? rich : do n't you remember ? it 's a trust in your name that your parents set up . tess : yes , and i 'm legal now , 21 . you want to see my i.d . , rich ? rich : i 'm sorry . i thought i 'd explained all this when i met with your family when you were 18 . tess : when i got the money , yes . rich : well , that 's when you got a portion of the money . you wo n't get the bulk of your estate until you turn 30 . tess : 30 . right . wow , my parents are so thoughtful , generous . you know , i -- you misunderstood what i was saying before . i 'm just kind of in a little cash crunch right now , and , you know , i 'm living here in new york , and i 'm not so good at budgeting . rich : my wife has the same problem . tess : oh , you know us women -- hmm - hmm . anyways , i need to get my hands on just a little bit of cash , and i do n't want to drag my family into it . rich : yeah . tess : i 'm sure you can understand , right ? rich : well , that should n't be a problem . in any event , your parents made it clear that you could use your own discretion when it came to managing these funds . i 'm just playing my role as gatekeeper . tess : and you play it so well . [ phone rings ] [ rich chuckles ] rich : oh . oh , i need to take this . if you 'll excuse me . tess : nice work , princess jessica -- not going to have the money till you 're 30 ? oh , god . you need me more than you know . nash : hi . tess : what are you doing here ? nash : you wrote this address down on a piece of paper next to the phone in my apartment . tess : and you followed me here ? that 's a little skeevy . nash : i wanted to apologize . tess : apologize ? nash : yeah . when i came out and you were n't there anymore , i realized i might have been too hard on you . tess : `` may have . `` hmm . nash : ok , i was . look , it 's just that you -- you -- tess : what ? nash : nothing -- tess : it 's just that i 'm what ? nash : all right . me -- i 'm a pretty level - headed guy , you know ? eye on the prize and all that , but for some reason , when i 'm around you , i just ca n't focus on what it is that i 'm supposed to be doing . tess : which is ? nash : making money . tess : oh , yes , money . well , it was pouring money a little while ago . nash : oh , no , that 's just a taste of what i 'm actually going to need , but -- tess : oh , well , then , you know what ? do n't let me keep you from it , ok ? nash : oh -- tess : what 's up , nash ? do n't you have money to stack somewhere ? nash : i worry about you , ok ? i think about you . i think about what you want . i think about where you 're going . i think about -- most of all , i think about who is this girl who sets me so off balance that half the time i feel like i could just fall flat on my face . tess : so i vex you , that 's it . nash : i 'll bet you 've vexed a lot of guys in your day . tess : it 's sweet of you to worry about me . nash : yeah , well , someone 's got to . rich : i 'm sorry about that . oh , looks like they 've got our table . you ready , jessica ? [ scene_break ] bo : what do you got ? john : i hate these things . computer crashed . it 's rebooting itself , but i may have lost everything . bo : all right , these things happen , john . just do n't let it get to you . john : that was the best lead we had , bo . i was 10 minutes away from getting a picture of this son of a bitch . bo : how much longer till you 're back online ? john : i do n't know . supposedly it 's coming up right now . bo : ok , but we have to hold it together , you know ? i put the mayor off once . he 's not going to want to hear what have to say next time . did you come up with anything else in potter 's file ? john : no . you know , bo , for him to have done this kind of reconstruction , he 's hated himself for a long time . bo : that makes sense . john : now he thinks he has the perfect disguise for hiding in plain sight . bo : well , he ca n't hide natalie forever . but i do n't see him just letting her go . john : if he does anything to natalie , i 'll kill him myself . [ scene_break ] rex : if you really cared , you 'd be at the police station right now helping bo and mc bain catch this guy . marcie : rex , i would -- hayes : you know , i 'm sick and tired of everyone in this town blaming marcie . the only thing marcie did was write a best - selling mystery novel . if the keystone cops around here would spend less time harassing me , maybe they 'd find the killer . marcie : shut up , shut up , shut up ! please , shut up , both of you . this -- it 's not about you , and i can handle rex . the last thing i need to hear from you right now is complaints about the police department . they are working night and day to capture this maniac who kidnapped natalie , ok ? rex : so step off . if we need someone to whine and suck the life out of the room , we 'll call you . you make me sick . hayes : you know , the last time somebody said something like that to me , they wound up dead . singer : oh , the price you pay [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] rich : i am so sorry . i 'm managing a meltdown today . please excuse me . tess : that was rich . he 's my broker , and he just -- nash : he called you `` jessica . `` tess : yeah . yeah ! nash : yeah , your -- your twin sister who passed away -- jessica . tess : you know , he 's an airhead . he 's great with number crunching , but when it comes to the whole people thing , he 's a little off . you were in the process of apologizing to me . please continue . nash : i thought i just did . tess : no , i think what you were doing was giving me examples of how i 'm interfering in your life , so -- nash : right . ok . back at my place , i realized that i 'm always busting your chops for never being straightforward with me . and i realize that i am always pulling the same act with you . i 'm just not used to spending this much time with someone . tess : i 'm sorry . if there was an apology somewhere in there , i must have missed it . nash : you 're killing me . all right . i just assumed you needed some money , and i was pissed when you would n't take it . i crossed the line , and i 'm sorry . tess : so you 're apologizing for wanting to lend me money ? nash : i 'm apologizing for assuming that you needed to be rescued when you so obviously do n't . i have never met someone with such self - confidence that they can walk into the streets of new york city without a dollar in their pocket and know that for a fact they could make something happen without breaking a sweat . as much as i hate to admit it , i envy you . tess : really ? wow . it 's the kind of line a guy uses on me to get me in the sack . nash : no , i 've had you in the sack . it did n't do it for me . tess : huh . well , that 's only because you ended up on the floor . nash : ah , but i respected myself in the morning . tess : i bet you did . rich , this is my friend nash . nash , rich . nash : pleased to meet you . rich : you , too . listen , that was corey , my assistant . one of our clients was just indicted . i need to get back to the office . tess : i understand . rich : call corey and tell her what you need . you 've always been so careful with your money . wo n't be a problem . tess : thanks , rich . rich : nice to meet you , nash . nash : likewise . all right . so , you do have money ? uh - huh . tess : little bit . rich is the gatekeeper . nash : you know , a week ago i could n't have afforded a coffee in this place , but i seem to have run into a little bit of luck lately . would you have lunch with me ? we could go dutch . tess : you know what ? i think i 'm going to let you get this one . nash : i thought you might . tess : mm - hmm . you know , i bet you wish you 'd never met me . your life would 've been so much easier . nash : and why do you think i want `` easier `` ? tess : are we drinking ? nash : ooh , i am not coming to this place and not hitting the wine list . we 'll have the chateau villefort , please . waiter : a very good choice , sir . nash : thank you . tess : hmm . well , if you wanted to impress me , it 's just better to lead with vodka shooters . nash : you know , a crust of bread and a fine wine is all i need . you 'll live longer , too . tess : you have all the answers , do n't you ? nash : all the ones that count . [ scene_break ] kevin : i hope you were n't keeping this for a special occasion . kelly : well , what could be more special than a visitor in my shower ? this for me ? kevin : yep . kelly : so what should we drink to ? kevin : uh -- going blind , and what it leads to . kelly : so what are we calling this ? kevin : mmm . shh . shh , shh , shh , shh . come here . you look a little tense . kelly : hmm . i 'm a lot less tense than i was a little while ago . kevin : oh , yeah ? kelly : i love the way you touch me . kevin : i miss touching you . kelly : you make me feel like no one else . kevin : mmm . you have no idea how much i think about you . you know that ? sometimes , late at night , i close my eyes , and i just think about how you feel , how you smell . and i think about how your neck comes down into your shoulders . and i think about right here -- the way your back is curved . and i think about holding you and making love to you . kelly : well , i do n't know why this happened , but i 'm glad it did . kevin : i 'll tell you what , that 'll teach you not to lock your door when you 're taking a shower . kelly : oh , really ? if i had , would it have stopped you ? kevin : probably not , no . kelly : what 's that smile for ? kevin : because i 'm happy . i have n't been this happy in a long time . kelly : me , too . [ scene_break ] rex : oh , is that some kind of threat ? hayes : not directly . it was a joke . is it my fault if this guy does n't appreciate gallows humor ? marcie : you know , i used to think i hated you . now i just feel sorry for you . you are the most pathetic human being i have ever met . hayes : funny . i thought you were putting this neanderthal at the top of your hit list . rex : i 've been looking to take out my frustration on someone for a while now . hayes : touch me again , you 'll be in jail by dinner . rex : oh , it 'll be worth it . hayes : i 'm going . you know , marcie , i -- i know you think i only care about book sales and profits , but i also care about friends . all i ever wanted was for you to be my friend . that 's all i ever wanted , so , please -- please , do n't ever forget that . marcie : ok . was that me , or was that just a little weird ? rex : yeah , the dude 's an agent . he has 10 % of a life ! i mean , you and hayes barber make a hell of a team . marcie : what did you just say to me ? rex : hayes scrapes his off the top while you pull down the big bucks . you know , you and him probably sit at home begging for natalie to turn up dead all so you can sell a few more books . ugh . all my life , people have called me a low - life bottom feeder , but i 've got nothing on you . marcie : you have no idea what this is doing to me , rex . rex : no . but i 've got a real good idea what it 's doing to natalie . [ scene_break ] kelly : do we know what we 're doing ? kevin : well , if not , we 're faking it very well . i tell you what , we keep this up , i may never leave . kelly : i might even clear my schedule . kevin : maybe we should turn off our cell phones , huh ? kelly : baby , if you 're even thinking about answering your cell phone , i 've lost my touch . kevin : oh , yeah ? [ kevin laughs ] [ scene_break ] nash : well , what do you think ? tess : it 's red . nash : mm - hmm . tess : so what else does it for you ? besides wine and me . nash : if i could see the water at battery park , if i could watch the sun set behind the statue of liberty every day , i would die a happy man . i know that money wo n't make me happy , but i want to be secure . i want to work hard . i want to earn what i get so that i can appreciate the finer things that i get . tess : like lunch with a beautiful woman . nash : for starters . tess : so go on . nash : i love the way the world brightens around you when you smile . until i met you , my -- my apartment was a place to be endured until i saw you sleeping in my bed . now i ca n't wait to go back because i know that you will be there . tess : wow . nash : two weeks ago , i had a plan , and i was putting it into action . but now i daydream . i daydream about you . i daydream about you in that pool in the hamptons , half of me wanting to throttle you for going through my wallet , and the other half wanting to jump in there and finish what we started last night . tess : and i was just looking for somebody to party with . nash : you know , if you would trade on your brains and your personality half as much as you rely on that smoking body of yours , there 'd be no stopping you . you scare the hell out of me , tess , because i could change my plans for you . and i 've never done that for anyone . tess : where are you going ? nash : i can not make a speech like that and not make an exit . [ scene_break ] woman : he 's a keeper , baby . hold on to that one . marcie : rex , if you 're here to pound on me some more , i really -- rex : i should n't have run my mouth like that . you just came up with the killing club idea . you just wrote a book about it . you did n't have anything to do with natty getting snatched up . marcie : thanks . thanks for saying that . rex : it 's just been a tough couple of months , you know ? marcie : i know . rex : jen and now what 's happening to natalie . i -- i know i 'm freaking out . marcie : you 're scared . rex : i want her back . i want -- i just want this to be over , you know ? marcie : yeah . i 'm scared , too , rex . i 'm scared , too . [ scene_break ] bo : could n't we get a sketch artist to do this ? john : this is more accurate since we 've got the specs from the hospital on what was done to potter 's face . we used to use these simulators at quantico . sometimes you just got to trust the math . bo : yeah . what 's going on here ? john : i entered the specs on what he had done to his jaw line , so it 's rendering an image . bo : technology 's amazing . john : hmm . the more i look at it , the more i think we 're going to know this guy , bo . [ scene_break ] rex : dude , what are you doing hanging around ? marcie does n't want to see you any more than she wants to see me . hayes : well , actually , i was waiting for you , rex . rex : you 're a freak . hayes : what was that ? what 'd you say , rex ? i did n't quite hear you . want to repeat it ? huh ? i thought you might like to see what happened to big sis , huh ? rex . rex : ugh ! hayes : time to die , rex . [ next_on ] kelly : you know , how is it that you 're here today making love to me ? john : i knew it . bo : what is it ? john : look who it is . hayes : you know , you never really did like me , did you ? marcie : what ? hayes : you would never let me into the killing club .
kevin walks in on kelly in the shower and she accidentally sprays soap in his eyes . she pulls him in the shower to rinse his eyes with his clothes on . they end up making love . john and bo were close to getting a picture of the guy who had gone to a clinic for reconstructive surgery right out of high school . he had gone to school with marcie and they think he may be the killer . the computer crashes and they go back online to try again . marcie gets into an argument with both hayes and rex . rex is blaming natalie 's disappearance on her and she brings up the mistake he made with the note . she tells hayes she feel 's sorry for him and rex tells hayes that he makes him sick , hayes telling him the last person who said something like that to him wound up dead . rex later apologizes to marcie and then goes outside where hayes is . he gets smothered . nash pays for tess to have lunch and makes a speech telling her that although she makes him crazy , he ca n't stop thinking about her . he tells her she scares him because he might just give up everything for her and that he 's never done that for anybody .
agnes ' voice : wow , talk about exciting . viki 's in heaven . dorian 's tangling with her dead husband , mel . carlo is scheming to send tina 's daughter over the falls . and bo and rex are trapped in 1968 , and everyone thinks rex is bo and bo is asa . agnes : wow , i ca n't wait to see what happens next . [ scene_break ] gigi : now get the hell out of my way . asa buchanan , i have a bone to pick with you . uh , what are you looking at him for ? you ca n't even look at me ? bo : gigi , i do n't know what -- gigi : gigi ? did you just call me gigi ? bo : yeah . gigi : ha , you have some nerve , asa . you sleep with me , you tell me you love me , and you ca n't even remember my name . [ scene_break ] clint : bo , it 's your brother , again . where the hell are you ? why do n't you stop hiding from the world and give me a call ? [ phone rings ] clint : bo ? cord : try cord . clint : hey , son , how are you doing ? cord : i 'm fine , but i am actually a little concerned about sarah . i have n't really talked to her since nash died . do you have any idea where she is ? [ scene_break ] tina : no ! carlo : it 's no use , tina . tina : let me go ! carlo : and miss your face as you watch her plummet to her death , huh ? sarah : cristian ! cristian , if this is good - bye , i just want you to know i love you . [ scene_break ] dorian : you are such a terrific writer . that 's a brilliant metaphor . mel : no , you need to bring viki back from the dead , literally . dorian : mel , much as i would love to wave a magic wand and bring viki back , i , sadly , am just a physician . she does n't have a pulse . she has n't had one in a while . mel : has no one ever told you that time is relative ? that a few seconds in a bad situation can seem like an hour ? dorian : viki 's dead . mel : so am i . dorian : so why do n't i bring you back , too , while i 'm at it ? mel : baby steps . let 's just start with viki . dorian : you 're serious . mel : yeah , as a car wreck . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , ben , is it really you ? ben : yep . how i 've missed that beautiful face . viki : i prayed for the chance to see you again . ben : here i am . viki : you have no idea . ben : give me a hint . singer : the world will pardon my mush 'cause i 've got a crush my baby on you viki : oh , is this real ? ben : how does it feel ? viki : the way it always did , so right . ben : what do you say , blondie , want to shoot some pool ? viki : you still play ? ben : well , when niki and elvis are n't hogging the table . viki : oh , i 'm sorry you have to put up with her . ben : oh , i can handle niki smith . i just steer clear of open windows . viki : not funny . ben : what , you do n't miss my jokes ? viki : i miss everything about you . i thought i would never see you again . ben : well , i knew the day would come . it just feels like i 've been waiting forever . i love you , blondie . viki : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] sarah : i mean it , cristian . i love you , and this may be my last chance to tell you . cristian : you 're going to pay for this , hesser . carlo : so touching , i might actually cry . tina : oh , animals do n't cry . sarah : i love you , cristian vega . cristian : i love you , too , sarah . [ scene_break ] clint : cord , i have n't seen sarah since nash 's funeral . cord : actually , that 's why i wanted to call , because she told me how close she was getting to nash there at the end and , well , i was worried about her after the funeral , so i wanted to keep in touch and see how she was doing . she said she was fine . clint : yeah , well , look , um , i 'll try and track her down for you . look , cord , have you heard from your uncle bo ? cord : no , i have n't , and i was n't expecting to , either . not after everything that happened with lindsay . clint : oh , he 's been m.i.a . since his wedding , or his non - wedding . cord : well , you know , it 's a good thing that he called that whole thing off . lindsay screwed him over big time . clint : yeah , she did . it was bad . i 'm sure he 's out there somewhere licking his wounds . cord : well , are you thinking about sending out a posse ? clint : well , rex balsom went to look for him . cord : you sent him ? clint : no , he went to look for him on his own and , frankly , i do n't know if i want rex to find bo , 'cause with the mood that they 're both in , it could be a disaster waiting to happen . [ scene_break ] bo : hey -- hey , do n't look at me like that . i never laid a hand on her . gigi : you most certainly did . bo : huh ? gigi : then you took off . all the other girls are talking about it . bo : what other girls ? gigi : renee 's girls . bo : renee divine ? gigi : unless you know another renee that runs a whorehouse in nevada . bo : so you -- you work for renee ? gigi : oh , like you do n't know , mr. big spender . rex : well , that 's just great . gigi : you do n't want anyone to know , especially not your wife . bo : i do n't have a wife . gigi : oh , that 's news to me . so what -- what is it ? you embarrassed in front of your son , here ? those boys were all you ever talked about unless we were -- you know . bo : no -- no , wait , look , honey . rex : no , do n't call her that . bo : [ whispers ] shut up . [ normal voice ] look , none of this is what it looks like . gigi : oh , that 's what they always say . you think i want to barge in here like this ? but you made me a lot of promises , asa . that you loved me , that we were going to be together . and then you ran out on me . well , let me tell you something , mr. big shot , nobody runs out on emma bradley . bo : emma bradley . you 're emma bradley ? rex : [ whispers ] who 's emma bradley ? gigi : [ as emma ] uh , only you 're daddy 's true love . bo : so that means that he 's -- gigi : [ as emma ] this is my son . spencer , say hello to the man . shane : [ as spencer ] hi . rex : oh , my god , he 's spencer truman . gigi : [ as emma ] so how did you know my son 's last name ? bo : [ as asa ] uh , i must have mentioned it to him . gigi : [ as emma ] oh , you mean before you forgot who i was . bo : [ as asa ] well his father 's name is , uh , is -- is ned truman , is that right ? gigi : [ as emma ] so it 's all coming back now , is it ? do you also remember telling me that you were going to leave that crazy wife of yours and marry me ? sounds like a done deal . i see you 're not wearing your ring anymore . so what are you waitin ' for , asa ? get down on your knees and -- and just maybe i 'll forgive you . rex : so , pa , are you going to marry her ? bo : just take it easy , balsom . gigi : [ as emma ] you named your son balsom ? at kind of name is that ? bo : [ as asa ] it 's from the bible . rex : you can call me bo . [ bo sighs ] gigi : [ as emma ] i kinda like balsom . it suits you . look , kid , i did n't mean to drag you into all this , but i think you need to know what kind of man your father really is . let 's just say he 's not everything he 's cracked up to be . [ scene_break ] cord : look , i would n't worry about uncle bo . he knows how to take care of himself . clint : well , you know something , balsom might actually make him feel better . cord : how so ? clint : well , bo has turned into kind of a father - figure to rex . and if you ask me , i think rex reminds him of drew . cord : i do n't think anyone could ever replace drew . clint : well , losing a son , that 's something i do n't think you ever get over . that 's why i 'm glad that you and i found each other . cord : yeah , which would n't have happened if asa had have had his way . clint : cord , i wish that your mother had told me that she was pregnant , 'cause i loved her and i would have stood up to the old man . that would have saved us all a lot of heartbreak . [ scene_break ] natalie : [ as maid ] oh , we ca n't let them see us . jared : [ as clint ] oh , they wo n't . natalie : [ as maid ] no , no , if your father finds out , he 's going to be so angry . jared : [ as clint ] maria , i love you . i do n't care who knows . natalie : [ as maria ] i love you , too , but you know how mr. asa thinks of me . i 'm the help and he 'd kill you and i 'd lose my job . jared : [ as clint ] well , i do n't care about me , but i do n't want you to get in trouble , so -- but , see , i just ca n't help myself . maid : maria , what are you doing ? jared : [ as clint ] well , it 's nothing , rosa . nobody 's around . rosa : your father is in the very next room . do you want him to send maria back to mexico ? jared : [ as clint ] no . rosa : then leave her alone . [ scene_break ] dorian : 28 , 29 , 30 . dorian : it 's no use . mel : try again . dorian : i ca n't , all right ? i 've done 10 rounds . i ca n't do anymore . mel , she 's gone . viki is dead . david : she 's what ? what do you mean viki 's dead ? what did you do to her ? dorian : how did you get here ? david : the moon moved , i got lost , do n't ask . dorian : you 've got some nerve . this is all your fault . you dressed up like a chauffeur . you abducted me . you did n't check the gas gauge . david : what happened to viki ? dorian : i was hitchhiking -- that was your fault -- and she picked me up . david : so you shot her ? dorian : we had a little car crash . david : you grabbed the wheel , did n't you ? you always grab the wheel . dorian : the brakes did n't hold for your information . i had nothing to do with this . david : we 've got to get her up . dorian : no , do n't . you 'll hurt your back . david : well , i do n't want to do that . call an ambulance . we 've got to get her to a hospital . dorian : no , david , it 's no use . she 's gone . [ scene_break ] ben : so what do you think of the place , blondie ? i went a little minimalist , just the essentials . viki : well , you seem to have everything you need . ben : now i do . viki : do you know i remember the first time i ever saw that sign ? ben : hmm . viki : i was driving around in the snow . mel had just died . i felt so lost . did n't know what i was looking for . then all of a sudden that sign appeared out of nowhere . it was like a beacon calling to me . and i walked in and there you were behind the bar . i was looking for you and i did n't know it . [ ben chuckles ] viki : and now here we are . our lives are over and we 're back at the beginning . ben : yeah , i remember that night . you walked in looking absolutely gorgeous , but totally out of place . viki : i did n't feel out of place . once inside , i felt -- i felt free . ben : free enough to get up on that bar and win the karaoke contest . viki : that was later and something i 'd rather forget . [ ben chuckles ] ben : you were fearless . viki : i sang two songs that night , my first and my last . ben : yeah , and you won first prize . viki : yeah , i did . ben : a pair of fuzzy dice . viki : no , you . ben : i have to tell you something , blondie . you ca n't stay here . you got to go back . viki : no , i 'm never going back . [ scene_break ] cristian : sarah ! carlo : oh , you 'll see her in the hereafter . cristian : i love you , sarah ! carlo : how touching , a declaration of undying love . too bad she 's going over the falls . cristian : what do you want from me , huh ? you want me to beg ? carlo : not so fast , mr. vega . [ scene_break ] david : she ca n't be dead . it 's not possible . dorian : i know it 's a shock . i found it hard to believe , too , but it 's true . she 's gone . david : oh , my cell 's dead . use yours ; call 9 - 1 - 1 . dorian : oh , i tried . you ca n't get cell phone service up here . david : then giver her cpr . dorian : i tried to revive her . she did n't respond . david : well , try something else . you -- you 're always reminding me that you 're a doctor . do something . dorian , i ca n't lose her . i need her . do you understand ? dorian : perfectly . david : then work your magic , please . dorian : what 's in it for me ? david : you would charge me to save someone 's life ? dorian : miracles do n't come easy . david : fine . save viki 's life , and i 'll -- i 'll divorce addie . [ scene_break ] viki : no , i 'm going to stay here with you . ben : i wish you could , blondie , but it 's not your time yet . viki : so why am i here ? ben : i do n't know , maybe you gave up too soon ? viki : on life ? ben : on charlie ? viki : he lied to me . ben : so did i. i told you i was just a bartender . viki : that was different . ben : was it ? i was hiding part of my past and so was he . look , this is where i 'm going to get serious because i 'm going to call you viki . leaving you behind was the hardest thing i ever had to do . do n't be alone . this guy charlie , he loves you and you love him . viki : yeah , i do . ben : so fight for him . viki : no , you know , i ca n't fight anymore . the struggle is just -- i 've been there , i 've done that . i do n't have the strength to do it anymore . ben : come on , the struggle is the fun part . [ viki chuckles ] viki : says you . ben : you see how beautiful it is here ? viki : yeah , so peaceful , so serene . ben : yeah , well , all that serenity , it can get on your nerves . viki : oh , do n't tell me that . ben : do n't get me wrong , i mean , this place rocks . nothing ever goes wrong . although , i did think i 'd get my hair back . [ viki chuckles ] ben : i 'm still waiting on that . but the fight was what made life great , and you 're a fighter . you know you are . what was the name of that anthem you sang that night ? viki : `` i will survive . `` ben : yeah , you brought the house down because you are that woman , that do or die woman . viki : he slept with dorian . ben : you sure about that ? viki : no -- i do n't know . and at this point , it does n't matter . ben : of course it matters . you love him . viki : but i do n't know what to believe . ben : yes , you do . search your heart -- well , search our heart . ben : what 's it telling you , blondie ? [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] spencer and i drove all the way from nevada to talk to you , asa , and we 're not leaving until you make good on your promise . bo : [ as asa ] well , this is n't really a good time , emma . see , balsom and -- well , what i should say -- me and bo were struck by lightning tonight . shane : [ as spencer ] cool . did it hurt ? gigi : [ as emma ] do n't you believe his lies , spencer . he 's just trying to get himself off the hook . rex : [ as bo ] no , it 's true . we got knocked unconscious . bo : [ as asa ] yeah , yeah , so you 're going to have to forgive us if we 're just not quite ourselves . gigi : [ as emma ] well , that may or may not be true , but that does n't mean i 'm going to let you run off again without so much as a good - bye . and we just met , but i 'm willing to bet that you would never leave a girl high and dry . [ scene_break ] rosa : maria , we need to get back to the kitchen , and we need to let mr. buchanan get back to his family . natalie : [ as maria ] she 's right . i 'm sorry , clint , i have to go . jared : [ as clint ] sneak up to my bedroom after everyone goes to bed ? natalie : [ as maria ] i do n't know . jared : [ as clint ] well , i 'll be waiting for you . rosa : this is crazy , maria . you have to break it off with him before it 's too late . natalie : [ as maria ] it 's already too late . rosa : mr. clint ? does he know ? ay , maria , what are you going to do ? natalie : [ as maria ] what can i do ? i am going to have clint 's child , and i already have a name picked out . if it 's a boy , i 'm going to name him cordero . [ scene_break ] cord : you know , i still think about my mother . i mean , i know she did a lot of bad things , especially there at the end , but i still loved her . clint : i loved her , too . to me , she 'll always be that feisty young girl that i fell in love with . cord : i 've got to tell you , clint , i see a lot of her in sarah all the time . maybe that 's why i could never pin that little girl down . but then again , she 's got tina and my mama 's blood running through her veins . clint : you ever hear from tina ? cord : hmm , not lately . she 'll turn up though -- she always does . right now , though , i 'd just like to know where sarah is . [ scene_break ] cristian : go ahead . what are you waiting for ? shoot me ! carlo : that sounds like a challenge , mr. vega . tina : no , you do n't ! run , cristian , go ! save my little girl . sarah : cris ! come on , cris . hurry ! [ scene_break ] ben : so what does our heart say ? viki : i do n't think charlie slept with her . ben : well , then there 's your answer . viki : no , it 's not that simple . our problems go way beyond supposed infidelity . ben : well , then go back and hash them out . viki : what if i do n't want to ? what if i want to stay here with you where everything is perfect ? ben : we were never perfect . viki : i beg to differ . ben : blondie , my life is over . you still have loads of living left . viki : but if i 'm willing to let it all go , ca n't i stay here with you ? ben : i ca n't let you , blondie . charlie needs you , and you need him . look , i know he hurt you . i know he 's not perfect , and i know i 'm better looking , but you have so much love left to give . viki : why ca n't i give it to you ? ben : we had our time . it ran out . but for you and charlie , there 's still a few ticks left on the clock . ben : so what do you say , blondie ? you willing to give life another chance ? viki : it 's like losing you all over again . ben : you 'll never lose me . i 'll always be right here . viki : when my life is over , i 'm coming back and you better be waiting for me , ben davidson . ben : i 'll be right here bartending . and i 'll tell you what , crossroads can always use a new lounge singer . [ viki laughs ] megan : did she decide ? viki : mm - hmm , i 'm going back . megan : i 'm glad . i 'll meet you at the elevator . but first , aunt megan and i have a little surprise for you , too . it 's something we threw together in the editing booth . viki 's voice : you 're the most romantic man i 've ever known in my life . ben 's voice : it 's because of you . viki 's voice : you gave me an extraordinary life . ben 's voice : i thought i knew about life and love , but i did n't know a thing until i met you . you taught me what life was really about , and you showed me at love really is . the way your face brightens up when you laugh at one of my bad jokes . the way you talk to your plants when you think there 's no one else in the room . ben : i love everything about you . [ scene_break ] dorian : whoa , i 'm really sorry . i -- i may have punctured an eardrum in the crash because i could swear i heard you say that you would leave my sister . david : dorian , stop it . save viki 's life . i will divorce addie . dorian : you must love her very much . david : addie ? she 's got a big heart . dorian : viki ! david : she 's my friend , dorian . i 'm sorry if that hurts you . and do n't deny that it does , because i know how you can get . dorian : very hard to be jealous of a dead woman . david : oh , fine , be that way -- small , petty , vindictive . dorian : triumphant ? david : then i guess addie and i will be taking that whirlwind tour all the way around the world at your dime . dorian , do n't you get it ? you have nothing to be jealous about . do n't you know after all this time that you have a very special place in my heart ? you and i have a bond . dorian : right -- you 're my brother - in - law . david : not for long . not if you save viki . dorian : why ? so the two of you can ride off into the sunset ? david : she 's my friend , dorian . dorian : your very special friend , apparently . david : she 's the only one who 's immune to me and still likes me . she sees right through me and it does n't matter to her . dorian , i swear to you , if you save viki 's life , i will leave addie . dorian : what you 're asking is not an easy thing . david : what have you got to lose ? dorian : if i can save viki , you 've got to put it in writing that you will leave my sister . david : i do n't have a pen . you 're going to have to take my word for it . dorian : your word ? david : dorian , listen to me . on everything that you and i have meant to each other , both good and bad , i swear to you . save viki 's life -- i will leave addie . so what 's more important to you ? that i 'm out of addie 's life , or that viki 's out of yours ? [ scene_break ] ben 's voice : i love you with my whole heart and my whole soul , and i will forever . viki 's voice : i love you so much . ben : we were good together . viki : we were the best . ben : until next time . viki : until next time . viki : i miss him already . all over again . megan : you have a long history . viki : and i thought dying was hard . megan : it 's change -- change is always hard . believe me , i know . i am so glad you 're going back . you have so much life left to live . viki : i just hope -- [ rumble ] viki : what was that ? megan : i think we 're stuck . [ scene_break ] sarah : come on , cris . you 're almost here . tina : swim , cristian . come on , swim ! you can do it . tina : oh , yes ! yes , they made it . thank god . carlo : they may have escaped , but you 're still mine . tina : yeah , who cares ? you failed , you big jerk ? my daughter is safe . carlo : he may have made it to the boat , but tell me , tina , who 's going to stop it from going over the falls ? [ scene_break ] clint : sarah 's just probably taking a couple of days off with cristian . i 'll call you when i track her down . cord : i appreciate that , thanks . listen , how 's the lawsuit against dorian going ? clint : oh , it 's coming along , and i 've got a few other irons in the fire . cord : well , if anyone can do it , it 's you , pa . clint : i do n't think you 've ever called me that before . cord : well , then , it 's long overdue . i do n't know , when i say `` pa , `` to me , that 's the head of the family . now with asa gone , that 's you . [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] oh , one of these days , asa buchanan , i swear -- aah . it 's okay , honey . it 's late and i 'm tired and we 're leaving . but i 'll be back , so do n't go thinking this is over , 'cause it ai n't . rex : [ as bo ] where -- where -- where are you going ? gigi : [ as emma ] oh , we got a room at this crappy little motel in paris . you ca n't miss it . it 's right across the street from this crappy little cafe . so i 'll be expecting a visit from you real soon , you hear ? bo : [ as asa ] yes , ma'am . gigi : [ as emma ] come on , spencer . rex : well , that was fun , hearing gigi talk about how much she 's in love with you . bo : that -- that is not gigi . she 's not in love with me . she 's in love with asa . rex : okay , but you 're asa and i 'm you and it 's 1968 . and the next time you try to tell me this is heaven , guess again -- this is hell . bo : hey . i 'm not going to sleep with her . rex : oh , that 's comforting -- seeing as how she 's throwing herself at you . [ imitating emma ] `` come visit me in my motel room , asa . `` bo : get off me ! it 's not my fault . come on , balsom , we were struck by lightning tonight . ca n't you at least try to get in the spirit of things ? rex : [ normal voice ] well , that 's easy for you to say . you got a ready - made family at your feet . bo : she is not gigi . she is emma . that is not shane . that 's spencer truman . god . rex : all right , wait a second . wait , wait , wait . what about david vickers ? when does he come into this ? bo : after asa gets her pregnant . rex : what ? bo : no , it 's true . it 's true -- david vickers is asa 's illegitimate son . he 's the one that jared pretended to be . rex : so if asa is david 's father and you 're asa , then that means -- if -- bo : that means that if i never sleep with emma , david vickers will never be born . rex : i can live with that . bo : yeah . [ scene_break ] dorian : i do n't know , david . even if i can bring her back , maybe she 's better off where she is . maybe -- maybe she 's happy there . david : you do n't give a flying wallenda about her happiness . dorian : true . david : but you care about me , dorian , and i care about you . dorian : you do ? david : why do you think i married addie ? dorian : to drive me crazy . david : and if that ai n't love -- look , if there 's one thing i know , it 's if i 'm happy and you 're happy , then we 're both happy . dorian : and the fact that i know exactly what you mean by that makes it the most convincing thing you 've said . david : then for god 's sake , before it 's too late , dorian -- i know you can do it . please , save her . [ scene_break ] viki : what do you mean , we 're stuck ? megan : i do n't know . this has never happened before . i ca n't seem to get you all the way back down . it 's -- it 's as if something or someone does n't want you to come home . [ scene_break ] david : dorian , please , i 'm begging you , and i 'm not into begging -- well , sometimes , but in a safer environment . dorian : get my doctor bag . it 's in the front seat of the car . david : you 'll save her . dorian : hurry up or i 'll change my mind . come on . david : here it is . do something . dorian : okay , but remember , she 's a transplant . her heart probably failed . dorian : i did n't know this was in here . david : what the hell is that ? dorian : that is the miracle that you were asking for . okay , stand back . dorian : all right , viki . i 'm going to do my part , now you do yours . [ scene_break ] viki : now what ? megan : yes , yes , we 're moving . we 're moving . we 're almost there . viki : oh , megan . it was wonderful spending this time with you . i only ever saw you once , you know , that time in the hospital , but i feel as if i 've known you my whole life . megan : because i remind you of jessica ? viki : no -- no , it 's much more than that . megan : i know . megan : are you ready ? good , because we 're here . [ scene_break ] david : did it work ? dorian : look , look , look . david : well , she 's blinking . dorian , i think you did it . viki ? viki ! dorian : i did it . david : dorian , i think you did it . viki , you 're going to be all right . you 're going to be okay . dorian , thank you . viki , it 's okay . easy , just relax , relax . relax . mel : you did good , kid . i 'm proud of you . [ scene_break ] tina : no , no . please , please , stop them , please . no , you ca n't let them go over the falls . carlo : it 's too late , tina -- for both of them . [ scene_break ] sarah : i love you , cristian . [ scene_break ] agnes : poor tina . cristian and sarah could never have survived that trip over the falls . or could they have ? at least viki made it back , did n't she ? she was okay . erika : hey , boss , who are you talking to ? oh , them . agnes : there would n't be llanview without them . erika : i know . that 's why we are so grateful that they are out there . erika and agnes : happy 40th anniversary , `` one life to live . ``
bo and rex both experience the `` blast from the past `` and live on asa 's ranch in 1968 . people know bo as asa and rex as bo . two people who look like gigi and shane enter . rex and bo both assume they are the people they know them to be . but gigi reveals she 's not herself , knows nothing about rex , and knows bo as asa . she is emma bradley , mother of both spencer truman and david vickers . we see that shane is young spencer . but david has not yet been born . and bo reminds rex if he ( as asa ) refuses to sleep with `` emma `` , then david vickers will never be born .
nora : daniel , are you there ? daniel : hang on , guys . the mechanic 's working on the snapped cable now . bo : you know , you 'd think colson would be smart enough to not talk about a snapped cable when we 're just hanging here . nora : well , would you rather he keep us in the dark ? bo : i 'd rather he get us out of here . nora : oh . i 'm suffocating in here -- what 's wrong with the ventilation system ? bo : oh , the mechanic probably cut off the air so he could hear what he 's doing . nora : he 's working by sound ? that 's scary . [ elevator creaks ] nora : he better work faster . bo : here , step back . nora : what ? what are you doing ? bo : i 'm going to try to knock that hatch loose . nora : but , bo , you already -- bo : this is plan b , ok ? we need to climb out of here , stand on top of the car , and pry open the doors on the floor above us . nora : ok . bo : all right . just -- look -- nora : hmm . it did n't budge . bo : i 'm aware of that . nora : is there a plan c ? bo : well , if you 've got one , i 'm all ears . blair : to hell with dorian , to hell with kelly -- todd : kevin . blair : and anybody else who gets in the way of us and our happiness . todd : we do n't need them . blair : no , we do n't . todd : we got kids . blair : yep . todd : and each other . blair : we 've got everything we could ever want . todd : you know what else would make this more perfect ? blair : what ? todd : let 's make another baby . [ blair chokes ] jessica : antonio , hey , i -- listen , i 'm waiting for you at rodi 's . where are you ? why is your phone shut off ? anyways , call me back . bye . tico : you 're still here . jessica : yeah . i 'm just waiting for antonio . he should be here any minute . i thought you left . tico : i just spoke to a realtor we 're going to meet here . jessica : a realtor ? you 're moving to llanview ? tico : why ? is that a problem ? sonia : please do n't leave me . i killed padilla . if the santis did this , they 'll be back . antonio : the fact that you 're still alive tells me it was someone else . sonia : who ? antonio : i do n't know yet . but i ca n't stay . sonia : you did n't have any problem spending the night with me before . antonio : i was doing my job . sonia : you 're just going to leave me here ? antonio : ok . i wo n't leave you like this . r.j. : ok , balsom , that 's enough . look , just answer the question , all right ? did you see evangeline go into mcbain 's room ? yeah , well , that 's enough for tonight . yeah , i 'll handle it from here . blair : i love you . todd : i love you , too , so let 's get upstairs , let 's make ourselves a baby right now . blair : no , just , you know what ? we have spent so much time apart . we just need to focus on us , and having a baby , it 's going to make us focus all the attention on the baby . todd : well , that 's ok . i want to focus the attention on a baby . i never was there for starr and jack . i want to change diapers , i want to burp , i want to -- blair : todd , what about us as a couple ? how many times have you promised that you would take me to venice , huh ? how many times ? todd : you want to go to venice ? let 's go right now . you make a list of all the stuff you want to do . we 'll go one by one down that list till we 've accomplished each and every one of those things . blair : i do n't want to just accomplish it . i want to enjoy it and savor it . what are you worried about ? stop it . do you think that something is going to come between us , because it 's not . todd : you never know . blair : there is absolutely nothing that you could do that could make me ever leave you . because if you screw up next time , i wo n't leave you . i 'll kill you . antonio : got to go , but i 'll post someone here and outside your apartment . you 'll be perfectly safe . sergeant , it 's detective vega . listen , i 'm going to need jenkins to do some guard work till dawn . yeah . you 're all set . officer jenkins will stay with you till morning . look , nothing else is going to happen here tonight , ok ? sonia : thanks for coming as soon as i called . you did n't have to do that . antonio : yeah . good luck with this place , ok ? i -- i hope you can make it work . sonia : you have to come to the grand reopening . antonio : i 'm sorry , but i do n't think i 'll be back . you take care of yourself . sonia : you 'll be back . jessica : no , no , do n't -- do n't get me wrong i mean , you know , people will be happy that you 're staying -- your family , antonio . have you seen any places yet ? tico : well , so far , everything i 've seen is ordinary . jessica : really ? well , i thought there were some nice houses on the market now . well , if you need a new realtor , i can get my mom to suggest one . tico : well , there is one place that interests me . i 've only seen photos . it 's one of those old estates with high walls . it 's way up in the woods . it 's called lion 's heart . what ? jessica : you 're kidding , right ? tico : you know the place ? jessica : yeah , i own it . my mom put it on the market for me . tico : well , then maybe you can show it to me yourself . jessica : no . that 's where my -- my biological father took me . he kept me there . listen , i know that he 's dead , but the whole house , it just reeks of him . it 's like he 's there . he 's in the walls , he 's in the floors -- you do n't belong there . tico : yes . i do . mechanic : the car 's hanging by one cable . we may have a major accident on our hands . bo : all right . stay back , ok , because if this thing comes crashing down -- nora : hmm , death by yo - yo -- not how i 'm planning on going . you know , you ought to be careful . do n't stand underneath that thing . bo : why ? i thought you said i was the most hardheaded man you 'd ever met ? ah ! damn . nora : you know what we need ? an umbrella . we could just , like , put it up there and pop it open ! [ elevator creaks ] nora : hey , hey , it worked ! it worked ! ok . who 's first ? bo : nah , wait , wait . just -- just a minute . nora : what ? bo : here . nora : oh , do n't tell me . bo : wires are still live . if we try to crawl out there , we 'll be electrocuted . blair : oh , ho - ho - ho ! i take it that did n't go well . todd : hmm . she 's a little mad at me , still . blair : did you explain to her that cracking into computer software is a felony , todd ? todd : is it ? blair : oh , stop it . i can just see kevin suing starr and travis for libel , ca n't you ? [ loud music plays ] blair : hey ! starr manning ? do you want to lose your stereo privileges ? [ music stops ] blair : did n't think so ! thank you . todd : i ca n't stand having her mad at me . [ blair sighs ] blair : i think we 're going to have to get used to it , because all the books say this is what it is for the life of a teenager , and it does not change until she goes away for college , and then she just phones for cash . todd : wake me when it 's over . blair : oh ! now , wait a minute ! just a while ago , you were saying , `` oh , i have missed so much of her childhood . `` todd : she grew up a little too fast for me . jack , too . i want another baby . i want one right now . blair : i got an idea . todd : yeah ? i got a better idea . watch this . blair : wait , wait , wait , stop , stop , stop . she could come down here any minute . todd : oh , let 's do it in the kitchen . blair : instead of making a baby right this very minute , i think that we should look for a house , a bigger house . you know , one that 's like a real dynasty , like la boulaie or llanfair . what do you say ? todd : uh -- yeah , that 's a great idea . except we 'd have to call it llanview losers . blair : no ! you know , i do n't really care what we call it , as long as it says todd and blair . todd : that 's a great idea . why do n't you head down to the `` banner sun `` right now , check out the real estate section before the paper comes out tomorrow . blair : are you trying to get rid of me ? todd : do n't you trust me ? blair : well , i do trust you , but i think you 're up to something bad , and i like it . todd : get out of here . blair : ok , i 'll be right back . todd : starr , come down here ! i want to do something for your mother . you have to help me with it . starr : will i still be grounded ? todd : yeah . starr : then i ca n't help you . todd : hold it , hold it . back . are you blackmailing me ? starr : i like to think about it as marking . todd : huh . what are your terms ? starr : i do n't want to be grounded . todd : that 's tough . starr : cut the days in half . todd : this is not negotiable , starr . give me a break . starr : a few days ? dad , i can not do this for you if you 're not willing to deal with me . todd : i did n't say i was n't willing to deal with you . starr : fine . this is my last and final offer . i stay grounded and you still let me see travis . it 's a deal breaker , dad . todd : all right , deal . as a matter fact , why do n't you call him right now ? starr : do you mean it ? todd : get him over here right now . with his help , we might actually be able to pull this off . tico : and you know what ? owning lion 's heart , that could be good . i mean , i could bring it back to life again and hopefully help you let go of everything that happened there . jessica : no , i do n't think that 's possible . thanks . tico : no one inherits evil , jessica . i mean , i look at you and i see truth , goodness , and beauty . jessica : whoa , whoa , whoa . you do n't even know me . ok , i 've made a lot of mistakes . tico : oh , and i 'm monsieur parfait . you know , i 've done things in the past that i 'd rather forget . i have demons , too . but , hey , you know , maybe if i can exorcise the demons in this house , we 'll both be better off . so , it 's a deal . i definitely want to see this place . unless , of course , you refuse to come visit me there . if it 's too much for you -- jessica : no . no . it 's just a house . i mean , mitch laurence is dead , and i -- i should n't let my father run my life anymore . tico : never give anyone that kind of power over you , jessica . jessica : come on , let 's go . i can show you the house . tico : are you sure ? jessica : yeah . i mean , if i 'm going to put the past behind me , this would be a great first step . singer : no way in hell i 'm gon na let you i 'm gon na find antonio : i 'm sorry i 'm late . jessica : hi . antonio : i was at the hookup . someone broke in and trashed the place . tico : is sonia all right ? antonio : a few bumps , bruises , nothing serious . she was more frightened than anything . tico : well , i better go see her . antonio : no , hold it . look , maybe you know something about the guys that did this . evangeline : so i guess it was n't just a one - time thing . john : apparently not . evangeline : so what happens now ? nora : we should eat these candy bars before they melt . bo : too late . nora : i 'm not proud . i 'm so hungry ! bo : what we 've got to do is come up with some kind of a -- a plan , you know . something to take our minds off the -- nora : impending doom ? is that the word you 're looking for ? bo : no . just keep eating the chocolate , ok ? nora : want some ? bo : no . [ elevator creaks ] nora : you know , matthew and i play this alphabet game . you know , where you think of a category , and then you have to come up with a word that starts with each letter of the alphabet . we usually only get to l before he can finally fall asleep . bo : sounds good . nora : mm - hmm . bo : pick a topic . nora : um -- food . bo : no . bad idea . i 'm starving right now . nora : hmm , i do n't know . you pick . bo : rock ' n ' roll artists . nora : ok . you start . bo : no , no , no . you 're the lady . please . nora : alabama , a , alabama . bo : southern rock . nora : yeah , it counts . bo : all right . nora : all right . bo : b , chuck berry . nora : ooh . c , commodores . daniel : what are you guys standing around and talking for ? get those people out of there . officer : it 's more complicated than we first thought . that cable holding the car up is beginning to fray . nora : isley brothers . bo : that 's interesting . see , i would have gone with -- ahem -- isaac hayes . nora : you 're stalling . you are so stalling ! come on , you 've got j . bo : all right . nora : you got nothing ! bo : no , i got etta james . nora : oh -- [ nora imitates buzzer ] nora : she 's jazz . she 's not rock ' n ' roll . bo : no , no , no , she 's r & b . nora : no -- bo : see , you just got away with the commodores . nora : you -- no , no , no , no . you ca n't do that . you ca n't go back and -- i already said that . we 've moved past it . bo : all right . nora : you ca n't go back and challenge that now . bo : fine . fine . the jefferson airplane . are you satisfied ? nora : oh . ok . ok . hmm . [ noise ] daniel : listen , guys -- whatever you do , do n't move , ok ? do n't move ! nora : why not ? bo : well , i can only think of one reason . we 're hanging by a single cable , and that cable 's probably about to snap . antonio : look , sonia described the men who attacked her . maybe you know them . jessica : well , why should he ? antonio : i was hoping he recognized them , maybe as one of the men who stalked him in madrid or the men who took him and held him hostage in puerto rico . tico : look , i already told you , i never saw the men who kidnapped me . i was blindfolded immediately . i need to go see sonia now . antonio : well , that was a long interview . how 'd it go ? jessica : are you asking if i got any dirt on him ? he was charming . he answered all my questions . antonio : is that all you 're going to give me ? jessica : he was vague about one period of his life . antonio : when ? jessica : the past year . the time from when he found out that manuel santi was his father and up until i found him chained in the vault . now , can i ask you something ? antonio : sure . jessica : any cop could have gone to the hookup to go and check on sonia . why did she specifically call you ? antonio : well , because i 'm a cop and maybe she thought of me first . jessica : yeah , i understand that . but why did you go ? john : so you think maybe we should talk about this ? evangeline : whatever this is , it is n't exactly a relationship . john : ah . the dreaded r word . evangeline : no . this is n't one , right ? john : ok . evangeline : how about we call it a semi - relationship ? or a two - time thing . now , that 's original . how about we call it a situation ? john : a situation , two - time thing it is , then . [ evangeline laughs ] evangeline : whatever this is , i ca n't deny that something happens to me whenever we 're together . john : i never saw it coming . evangeline : me , neither . if i would have , i probably would have run the other way . john : you do n't run . evangeline : so -- so is this just somewhere we come to when things get too complicated out there ? john : i 'm not sure i 'm ready for any more than that . yet . r.j. : sherman . hey , it 's r.j . listen , i have a situation that needs your handling . yeah , yeah . meet me at rodi 's in 15 minutes . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ todd : this is not a reprieve . it 's a visitation . get ready . your mom 's on her way up . [ italian music plays ] blair : well , well , well ! ha - ha - ha - ha ! travis : benvenuto a venezia . lo posso mostrare alla sua tavola ? blair : oh , yeah , sure . whatever . so this is why you were getting rid of me , huh ? todd : [ as don corleone ] well , blair , i could n't get to venice fast enough -- blair : ha ! todd : so i brought venice to you . blair : you ! you are such a nut . antonio : listen to me . i went to the hookup because i thought maybe the -- i thought maybe the break - in had something to do with the santi case . jessica : no . the santi case is closed . john told me that -- antonio : yes , honey , i know , but i had to make sure it was n't a santi thing , ok ? it was a knee - jerk reaction . jessica : when you were undercover , sonia and you were together . antonio : i 'm sorry . if there had been another way -- jessica : antonio , if she has feelings for you -- antonio : i 'm only interested in one woman . jessica : does she know that ? antonio : yes . what ? what , you do n't believe me ? jessica : tico and her are so close , antonio , and when he moves here , it 's just going to -- antonio : wait -- when he what ? jessica : oh , he 's staying . he 's looking for a place . and if tico 's a part of our life , then she comes with him . sonia : tranquilo . todo esta bien . what are you doing here ? tico : antonio told me what happened . are you ok ? sonia : i was going to do a gut renovation in here , anyway . tico : what are you up to ? sonia : is that any way to talk to your poor traumatized sister ? tico : look , when i left here earlier , you were thinking of a way to get antonio back into your life . then , all of a sudden , you have a life- threatening emergency and he comes rushing back to your life . sonia : interesting , is n't it ? tico : hmm . you trashed this place yourself , did n't you ? sonia : you think i did this ? tico : was it worth it ? sonia : antonio came running . tico : but he did n't stay . he 's with jessica now . sonia , you 're a beautiful woman . you can have any man you want . sonia : i want antonio . tico : do n't waste your time . sonia : i do n't just want antonio . i need him . and you do , too . and you know it . evangeline : you 're not the rebound guy . when we first got together in mary 's basement , r.j. and i were still together . john : unusual circumstances . evangeline : close quarters , danger , a very attractive man . john : a very beautiful woman . evangeline : frankly , i 'm -- frankly , i 'm glad that you said you ca n't handle more than a sometime thing right now , because i do n't know that i can , either . john : someone that cared about me before -- they thought i was more available than -- than what i was , and i tried to be more clear . i just did n't know how . i -- i do n't want to hurt anyone again . evangeline : we 're both adults . why do n't we just take things day by day , you know ? keep it simple , no commitments . john : yeah , keep it simple . evangeline : sounds good , ok . so i 'm glad we settled that , then . so -- john : yeah , me , too . evangeline : ok , well , i 'm -- i guess i better get out of here , then . john : ok . john : just as long as we understand each other . man : do i need to count this ? r.j. : it 's all there . you know , i expect a lot for my money , so do n't you disappoint me . [ music plays ] blair : delicious ! delizioso . starr : espresso for the senora ? blair : oh , grazie , grazie . starr : um -- travisio , come with me . todd : no , i do n't think so . that 's not part of the deal . blair : oh , come on . let them go , because i need to talk to you . todd : no funny stuff . starr : ok . blair : you are such a softie . that punishment did n't last very long . todd : she blackmailed me . blair : what ? todd : she blackmailed me , but i needed her help , so i cut a deal with her . blair : mm - hmm . todd : so far , everything has gone according to plan , and will soon . you wait . blair : there 's more ? todd : you 're just going to have to wait and see , baby . blair : well , i 'll tell you what , i have my own little surprise , thank you very much . yes , i got the listings . i found a very , very special house -- one extremely large , lots of rooms . yeah . todd : excellent . blair : and the best thing about it is viki is the one that put it out on the market . todd : not llanfair ? blair : well , no silly . but it 's a house . but you 're just going to have to wait , because this time , it 's my little secret . [ blair giggles ] antonio : so , tico wants to buy lion 's heart . jessica : yeah . you know , i thought it was a good idea to sell it to somebody that i know , and , you know , he 's paying cash , so -- antonio : cash ? wait a second , is n't lion 's heart going for over $ 1 million ? jessica : yeah . i think it 's his mom 's money or something . i do n't know . antonio : i do n't like it . jessica : listen , can we just please talk about something else ? antonio : you have any ideas ? jessica : ah , you 're on the right track . antonio : is something wrong ? jessica : no . yeah -- it 's just that ever since , you know , this whole santi business went down , you 're just really intense , you know ? we 're always just passionately arguing about the santis . antonio : you 're right . let 's forget about the santis . bo : is there anything that we can do at our end ? mechanic : try not to move around . it may take a while to shore up the cables . i 'm going to try to arrange for a rescue at ground level . nora : that means he thinks it 's going to fall , does n't it ? bo : cut the power to the car . we 're going to climb out . mechanic : if we cut the juice , we 'll lose communication . bo : just do it ! yeah . you ready ? nora : um -- wo n't it put a lot of stress on the cable if we move around ? bo : you want to wait around for the alternative ? nora : all right . then let 's go . bo : come on over here and i 'll hoist you . here , take this . nora : ok . bo : use the light . nora : oh . what about you ? bo : i 'll be ok . nora : bo -- bo : i know . here -- just step up on that and give me your foot . right there . all right , good , good , good . ready ? nora : one , two , three -- daniel : i want you down at ground level in case the worst happens . get down there . what are they doing down there ? why ca n't they just wait for the rescue team ? [ cable snaps ] daniel : my god -- get downstairs ! get the doors open . nora -- nora , are you ok ? nora : oh , oh , god , i was -- yeah , i 'm here . daniel : how 'd you guys get out ? bo : we went out through the hatch , climbed a ladder that 's inside the shaft , and then we had to pry open the doors on the floor up above . nora : thank you . bo : no , thank you . daniel : come on , let 's get you home . nora : yeah , i need a bath , and i need to eat something more substantial than a candy bar . daniel : i 'll take care of everything . nora : ok . bo -- one thing -- i do n't accept ziggy stardust for z. i do n't . first of all , it 's an s , ok ? and second of all , this is not a real person ; he 's a persona , so you 're going to have to come up with something better than that . bo : warren zevon . a - hoo . `` werewolves of london . `` nora : oh , ugh ! god ! bo : whoa . jessica : what are you doing ? antonio : ca n't sleep . jessica : what is it ? antonio : i 'm sorry , honey . i -- i just ca n't stop thinking about tico -- where he was all last year ; where he got the kind of money to buy a place like lion 's heart . jessica : i told you -- it 's his mother 's money , and i think that he runs his family 's investments . that 's how he -- antonio : no . family investments in cash ? jessica : well , not cash . they have antiques and books and furniture , that kind of stuff . antonio : no . no , something does n't fit . and i 'm going to find out what it is . tico : be careful . sonia : i 'm always careful . tico : everything you do affects me , too . i 'm building a life here , relationships . sonia : with jessica buchanan ? tico : yeah , that would make things easier for you , would n't it -- for me to get jessica away from antonio . sonia : it would make things easier for both of us , and you know it . todd : have we had dessert ? blair : hmm , no , we have not . todd : are you interested in dessert ? blair : not really . i 'm so full . todd : well , i have some interesting dessert here . blair : you do ? what is -- ? todd : why do n't you open that up ? blair : todd ! todd : i 've been waiting so long to give that back to you since you gave it back to me . and i 've been daydreaming about slipping it on your finger . will you marry me ? this time for good ? john : you sure you do n't want me to walk you home ? evangeline : i 'm sure , i 'm sure . thanks for another unexpected evening . john : yeah . evangeline : see you . john : yeah , see you . [ man groans ] john : hey , buddy , you ok ? hey -- bud , you all right ? man , you ok ? [ john groans ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] evangeline : oh , my god . my god , what happened ? r.j. : you stick around . yeah , we may not be done here . kevin : it 's time somebody stopped todd manning . viki : he 's out of control , and i think the only thing that is going to stop him now is knowing the truth !
todd surprises blair by telling her he wants another baby . todd needs starr 's help in preparing a romantic surprise for blair , and starr uses that opportunity to manipulate her way out of her punishment . todd also enlists travis 's help to bring venice to llanview for blair . todd proposes to blair . evangeline and john make love , and agree that they do n't quite have a relationship , but more of a `` situation . `` rj 's rage grows , as he listens to evangeline and john talk outside john 's door . john calls `` sherman , `` and gives him some cash to take care of john . john is later assaulted outside his hotel room . tico tells jessica he wants to purchase a house , and is actually considering `` lion 's heart `` – jessica 's old house . he is offering to pay cash – over $ 1million – which further arouses antonio 's suspicions . antonio refuses to stay with sonia , much to her disappointment , but he arranges for her to have police protection . tico does n't seem surprised that sonia went to such extremes to get antonio 's attention . bo and nora escape the elevator right before the cable breaks . daniel hugs nora , and wants to take care of her after her ordeal .
dorian : i 'm a physician , this woman is a transplant . she 's in cardiac arrest . she needs immediate attention . david : i 'm a v.i.p . dorian : oh , shut up , david . david : viki , you hold on there . [ scene_break ] marty : what 's wrong ? todd : nothing . marty : you always watch tv with the sound off ? todd : yeah , when there 's nothing good on . marty : all right , well if you 're going to camp out in my room in this mood , i 'd appreciate knowing what 's going on . todd : all right . you want me gone , okay . marty : no , no . i did n't say that . but can i help ? todd : no , i do n't think anyone can help me with the fact that my 16-year - old daughter got pregnant . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] starr : come in . langston : i hope that 's retail therapy you 're working on . starr : mm - hmm . langston : talking to cole all night ? starr : i want to but i do n't know what i would say . langston : `` i love you , `` is always a good start . starr : i told him that at court . langston : and ? starr : well , then i sort of gave him an ultimatum . [ scene_break ] markko : starr really wants you to sign away all your rights to your kid ? cole : mm - hmm . she said that if i really loved her and the baby , then i would do it . markko : whoa . cole : i mean , how could she say that to me after everything we 've been through together ? markko : no dude , maybe you heard it wrong . cole : no , no , she said it . markko : hormones , man . it 's got to be hormones . i do n't think starr really gets what she 's saying anymore . cole : i would give my life for her and that baby . i would do anything for them . markko : does that include letting her give the baby up for adoption ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] john : hey . marcie : hey . john : hey . marcie : um , is mike here ? john : he 's at work . marcie : oh , well , i thought i would just bring him some clean clothes . so maybe you can -- john : oh , yeah , he could use these . he 's pretty smelly . come on in . marcie : thanks a lot . john : all right . john : is there something else you wanted ? marcie : uh , yeah . i 'd like my husband back . [ scene_break ] michael : get her in there . emt : you got it . david : take good care of her . michael : what happened ? dorian : viki and i were together in natalie 's car . viki was driving . she lost control of the car because the brakes did n't hold . on impact she went into cardiac arrest . i injected epi directly into her heart . she regained consciousness almost immediately . michael : and she 's been stable ever since ? dorian : as far as i know . michael : okay . dorian : and remember , she 's a transplant . michael : yeah , i want you to get checked out , too . dorian : right . david : is viki going to be all right now ? [ scene_break ] nora : you know , it 's very , very late . i bet i could come up with something far more interesting to wrap yourself up in besides those papers . clint : well , the chances of that happening are good , most nights . nora : oh , not tonight ? why ? what 's up ? clint : i just got off the phone with cord . nora : is he okay ? clint : yeah , he 's fine . we had a very good talk . but i wanted to tell him that we had found a way to kick dorian out of b.e . , but the more i go over these contracts , the more i find out that there is no fast way to nullify this takeover . nora : well , certainly not in court . it 's going to be years of litigation . clint : yeah , and you 're the attorney i trust . and if that 's your conclusion , i think we should move on to a more personal approach . nora : you 're going to tell david that he 's a buchanan ? clint : that 's a drastic step and i 'd need bo 's approval , and i still have n't been able to reach him . nora : you said that rex was looking for him ? clint : have n't been able to reach rex , either . and i do n't want to wait another day . nora : so what kind of an offer are you going to make to david ? clint : oh , something that david ca n't refuse . [ scene_break ] david : again , dorian , thank you so much . thank you for what you did . dorian : thank you does n't cut it , david . a deal does . we made a deal . i saved viki 's life . i did that . and now you are going to divorce my sister . david : i said that ? even so , you should know better than to trust me . you must have had another reason for helping viki . dorian : and why in the world would i help anyone who has made my life miserable from the day we met ? david : well , viki is n't exactly your biggest fan , either . but i do n't think i would have had to blackmail her into saving your life . dorian : oh , of course not . because saint viki is better -- better , better , better , better . i get it . david : do you think , just maybe , by saving viki 's life you were actually saving your own ? dorian : you 're going to have to get yourself a television show and start dispensing this wonderful wisdom . david : face it , cookie , you did a good deed . and the reason that you did that good deed was because it was the right thing to do . is she okay ? [ scene_break ] marcie : michael should n't be here . he should n't be here with you . he should be at home with me , not on your couch . john : please , take him . you 're not going to get any arguments from me . marcie : did he say how long he was planning to keep this up ? john : marcie , i do n't think i can -- marcie : i know . i know you ca n't break his confidence . i should n't have asked . john : he loves you . marcie : i love him , too . i love him more than anything , you know that . and i know that it seems like i 'm choosing adopting a baby over him , but michael is the one who is making it a choice , john . i want to do this . i want to do this together , with him . john : you know michael would be on board with this if it was n't manning 's grandchild . marcie : i know . john : and you of all people should know what manning 's capable of . marcie : oh , god , john , it 's seared into my brain permanently . john : i do n't want you involved with this guy again . marcie : well , it 's too late . john : what does that mean ? marcie : because todd is already set to block me from adopting starr 's baby . marty : wow , 16 and pregnant . i -- no wonder you 're upset . todd : [ chuckles ] marty : ah , the father ? todd : father ? this moron kid who obviously does n't have the sense to use protection . sorry . marty : no , it 's okay . todd : bastard . i knew what he had in mind , too . i knew it all along . and i warned him to stay away from my daughter , but -- marty : is he at least taking some responsibility ? todd : oh , i do n't know . i guess you could call it that . i mean , i know we agree on one thing -- we do n't want to see starr give up the kid . marty : that 's what your daughter 's planning on doing ? todd : you know who she wants to give him to ? john mcbain 's brother and his wife . his wife was the one that stole my kid , kidnapped him . i 'm not the bad guy here . i 'm always made out to be the bad guy , though . that son of a bitch john , that 's what he does . he always spins everything so marcie and michael look like saints , and i look like the devil . marty : well , how does he do that ? todd : oh , you should see him . he 's got this wounded thing , this thing he plays . you know , all the women fall for it . my soon - to - be ex - wife fell for it . but you know , i love my daughter . and i just want to protect her . no one can see that . marty : i can see it . there are things that happen in this world that we just have no control over , and the trick is to figure out what you can do about the situation and then move forward . todd : [ chuckles ] spoken like a true shrink . marty : what ? i 'm a shrink ? i 'm a shrink , and you did n't -- you did n't bother to tell me ? my god , what else have you been holding out on me ? starr : marcie decided that she wants to adopt the baby . langston : you 're kidding me . starr : i know , but then i ran into cole and my dad and his lawyer and they were trying to get the judge to stop me from giving away the baby . langston : can they even do that ? starr : well , not yet . the judge said that cole ca n't do anything until the baby 's born . langston : i ca n't believe cole told your dad you 're pregnant . starr : i know . and i feel like if my dad would n't have found out , that cole would have eventually changed his mind , you know ? he would understand that we 're not ready to have a baby yet . he just feels like this is his only chance at a family , and it 's not . langston : maybe he 'll still come around . [ scene_break ] cole : there 's no way in hell i 'm going to give away my rights to my child . okay , i ca n't believe that starr can even ask that . markko : but , now you know she ca n't do anything unless you say she can , right ? cole : pretty much . markko : then what 's the problem ? cole : well , it does n't really settle anything between starr and me . markko : you 're afraid she 's going to hate you ? cole : it just sucks . if i exercise my parental rights , then -- markko : i 'm sorry , dude . time out , time out . listen to us -- parental rights ? it 's like we 're on some law show . cole : it 's pretty unreal . markko : or like one of those episodes where by the end you still do n't know who to root for , and then they just roll credits and go to black and you 're left there feeling like crap because you did n't see the bad guy get his -- because there was no bad guy , you know , just a bunch of people caught in a crappy situation . cole : dude , what are you talking about ? starr and i are both wrong or right ? what 's going on ? markko : hey , hey , come on , i 'm still trying to wrap my brain around paternal -- parental rights . cole : okay , well , wrap your brain around this . if i fight starr for the baby , i could end up losing her forever . markko : if ? dude , i thought it was a done deal . cole : i ca n't stand the idea of someone else raising my kid , and i do n't want starr 's dad to take over , either . markko : do you really think mr. manning 's going to be hands off with y raising his grandchild ? cole : i do n't want to think about that right now . markko : well , man , you got to . cole : [ sighs ] oh , i just wish my mom was here . she always knew how to make things clear . markko : from what you told me , your mom was crystal clear about one thing -- how she felt about mr. manning . cole : yeah , it 's true . and she wanted me to stay -- markko : to stay as far away from him as possible . man , your mom hated starr 's dad . cole : with good reason , would n't you say ? [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm not holding out on you . marty : you knew what i did for a living and you did n't tell me ? todd : well , it just never came up . marty : it never came -- oh , give me a break . i 've been begging you to tell me details of my life and what i was like since i -- todd : you do n't have to get riled up about it . marty : i am riled up , and you know why ? it 's your fault . who the hell are you not to tell me what 's going on , who i am ? todd : well , it 's not as if i kept it from you , really . i mean , i just did n't -- marty : a psychologist ? todd : psychiatrist . marty : psychiatrist , okay . minor detail . why did n't you tell me sooner ? todd : well , i did n't want you to freak out . marty : that i help people for a living ? todd : no , that you ca n't help people for a living anymore . not now . see , it does n't feel so good now , does it ? marty : yeah , well you know what ? that 's not the point . and no , i ca n't exactly help people when i ca n't help myself . thank you for pointing that out . todd : well , you 've helped me . marty : huh . okay , psychiatrist , let 's see . that is four years of college , four years of med school , internship , residency , specialty training . todd : so is it -- is it coming back to you ? marty : why ? does that worry you ? todd : no , no . should it worry me ? marty : no , you know , because i 'm just messing with you . nothing is coming back to me . todd : okay , sorry . marty : okay , well , if i 'm a doctor , i 'm a doctor , a doctor , a doctor of the mind . then maybe somewhere in there i have some ability , some knowledge to work my way backwards and find out who i was . todd : maybe . marty : is that why you did n't tell me what i was like in college ? i was this big pre - med study geek , right ? todd : no , not exactly . [ scene_break ] nora : so what exactly is the offer that you 're going to make to david that he ca n't refuse ? clint : oh , well , what does david vickers want most in this life ? nora : money . clint : you 're bright as a penny . nora : oh , you . but he 's got all he wants from his wife . clint : oh , no , not necessarily . because dorian is still addie 's legal guardian , so she could cut her off at any time . nora : but she has n't done that yet . clint : well , she probably does n't want to alienate her sister at this point . but even david must know it 's just a matter of time . so i 'm going to offer him enough capital to get him to jump ship . nora : oh , that 's a brilliant plan . one problem -- you do n't own the company . where are you going to get the capital from ? clint : dorian lord . [ scene_break ] michael : her ekg looks good . david : oh , thank god . michael : yeah , i expect her to make a full recovery . she sustained no lasting trauma to her heart , and there 's no other wounds . dorian : that 's wonderful . michael : yeah . you saved her life . [ dorian laughs ] michael : excuse me . david : thank you . dorian : saved her life . david : hmm . dorian : mm - hmm . oh , just in time . hello , carl lodge . this is david vickers . david , carl is from my attorney 's office . yes , he 's going to be handling your divorce from addie . [ scene_break ] michael : so i 'll call your family and let them know you 're here . viki : no , please do n't . michael : viki , you could have died . viki : yeah , but i did n't . and i really , really do n't want to upset jessica . she 's dealing with so much right now , okay ? michael : dorian told me a little bit about what happened . viki : i just remember not being able to stop the car and crashing , and that 's all . that 's all i remember . michael : well , you 've got a lot of bruising on your ribs . you must have hit the steering wheel or the air bag , or -- you went into cardiac arrest . viki : are you serious ? michael : yeah . viki : that means -- michael : you were clinically dead for a little while . you 're lucky to be alive . viki : ben . ben saved my life . michael : you were right , ben did save your life . his heart was strong enough to react to the epinephrine . you 're a very lucky woman . viki : he 's taking care of me even now . michael : so i 'd like to keep you overnight and run some more tests and just monitor you . viki : when do you think i can go home ? michael : well , if you have a good night , maybe tomorrow . viki : dorian was with me in the car . is she all right ? michael : yeah , she 's getting checked out , but it seems like she walk away from the accident pretty much unscathed . [ scene_break ] david : when did you call him , from the ambulance ? dorian : actually , i did . carl , very good incentive . making it an annulment rather than a divorce , much better . thanks . david , sign right here , and it will be as if your marriage to my sister never existed . david : addie 's going to be really disappointed . dorian : she 'll get over it . david : i do n't think divorce was on her to - do list . dorian : sign , david . david : i like addie . dorian : you like my money . david : no , i like her . she 's nice and funny , and honest . dorian : oh , for heaven 's sake , david . will you sign ? [ scene_break ] john : i 'm not surprised manning 's using cole to his advantage . marcie : oh , you should have seen him . i mean , cole did n't even know why todd brought him to the courthouse . john : oh , cole has his own reasons for not giving the baby up . marcie : i realize that . john : if he does , that 's the end of it . marcie : starr thinks that maybe he 'll come around , you know ? john : yeah . if he does n't ? marcie : well , then that fight is going to have to be between cole and starr , because starr is committed to giving this baby to me . john : you sure you want to go through with this ? marcie : oh , john , i 've thought about everything you 're thinking . i have . i 've thought about everything that michael is thinking . and i said no to starr when she first asked me to adopt the baby . john : so what changed ? marcie : i want a kid . john , i have searched my heart and i have to fight this . john : even if you fight it alone ? marcie : mike is just scared . that 's all it is . i really do think that when the idea of him becoming a father again becomes more real , i think -- no , look . john : oh , marcie . marcie : john , i have to . i have to take this chance . look , yes , i 've been blessed . yes , i 've had some success , and with michael i found the love of my life . but am i just supposed to say , `` okay , this is what i get , this is all there is `` ? you know , people leave you . people you love leave you , look at my mother . look at nash . you do n't know what can happen in life . but children -- children , they give everything meaning and that is what tommy did for us . john : i know how much you loved tommy . marcie : people talk . they talk about eternal life but , john , that is what children are , that 's what they give you . you know , you live on through them forever . i mean , think about marty . think about how you would feel right now if you have a kid with her . [ scene_break ] marty : so if i was n't a classic pre - med , then what was i ? todd : you know what it 's time for ? bedtime physical therapy . marty : what ? that 's janet 's job . todd : no , janet has the night off . she told me what to do , so -- marty : all right , but do n't think that the pain is going to get me off track here . marty : okay . todd : um , here and right in here . marty : mm . todd : how 's that ? marty : yeah , okay . was i popular ? marty : friendly ? was i friendly ? did i like to party ? marty : party up here ! todd : yes . yes , you liked to party . everyone liked to party , it was college . but you were very smart . actually , you were my tutor . marty : well , is that how we met ? todd : um , no . we met before that . marty : so we were friends . todd : [ clears throat ] we slept together . marty : [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] clint : if david can force dorian to give the company back in exchange for divorcing addie , then c.e . reverts back to b.e . and i 'll have enough money to pay him off . nora : oh -- but what if he wants his money up front ? clint : well , that 's too bad , because i do n't pay in full until the job is done , but i will have enough assets that i can give him a nice little advance . nora : a lot of `` ifs `` in this proposition , you know . clint : there 's also a lot of certainty , because dorian will do anything to get david to divorce addie . david will do anything for money , and i will do anything to restore asa 's legacy . so if this works , we all get what we want . [ scene_break ] dorian : i did my part , david . i saved viki 's life . now it 's time for you to live up to your part of the deal . david : fine . dorian : thank you . thank you . and -- david : there . dorian : when you speak of this , and i 'm sure you will , explain it to addie without mentioning me . david : or what ? you 'll put viki back into cardiac arrest ? dorian : or i will ruin you , and you know that i can . david : that would make you happy , would n't it ? dorian : infinitely . david : infinity is that squiggly little line that goes back and forth and around like this forever . that 's not how you 're happy , though . you 're only happy when you 've brought someone down , like ruining the buchanans by taking over b.e . , or ruining viki 's life also . dorian : i saved her life tonight . david : none of your triumphs are ever enough to fill that empty little space . [ cell phone rings ] david : oh , hold that thought . hello . clint : vickers , it 's clint buchanan . i need to see you as soon as possible , and keep your mouth shut about it . it will be well worth your while . david : no kidding ? i 'll be right there . oh , michael . michael : yeah . david : is viki conscious ? michael : yeah . david : can i see her ? michael : yeah , just keep it under five minutes , alright ? viki : david , hi . david : how are you doing ? viki : well , i guess i 'm fine . they say i 'm fine . they said they want to keep me overnight for tests and stuff , and observation , you know . david : you really had me scared there for awhile . you were kind of a goner , you know . viki : so i hear . david , it was odd . it was really odd -- i do n't know what it was . david : well , obviously you came back for me . i just wanted to see for myself that you were okay . viki : yeah . how did you know i was here ? david : oh , i went back looking for dorian , and i found both of you right after the crash . viki : so you 're the one who called for help ? david , i owe you my life . david : no , no , not me . it was dorian . viki : why dorian ? david : she happened to have her medical bag with her . she stuck you with something that brought you right back to life . viki : dorian gave me the shot of epinephrine ? david : i do n't know what it was , but the syringe was bigger than my arm . do n't scare me like that again , okay ? viki : okay . david : you have no idea how much you mean to me . david : you rest . viki : okay . dorian ? [ scene_break ] marty : [ clears throat ] so we dated ? todd : no . marty : [ laughs ] okay . oh , and -- yeah , no , still nothing . sorry , i ca n't remember . todd : actually i 'm glad you ca n't remember . you actually told me that i was n't very good in bed . marty : [ laughs ] marty : oh , i really -- i did ? i said -- todd : uh - huh . marty : i really -- that was n't -- i guess i was a bit of a bitch back then , huh ? todd : no , no . and you 've definitely changed . marty : that 's a relief . i 'm sorry , it 's just -- it 's -- it 's -- i do n't know what it is . actually , i 'm not sure what it is . it just seems strange that i 'm learning about my past , but it almost feels like it 's somebody else 's . todd : [ chuckles ] i 've gone through that , and i do n't even have a brain injury . [ marty winces ] todd : should i stop ? marty : no , that 's okay . marty : i -- todd , if i hurt you , i mean , even if it was years ago , i am truly sorry . [ scene_break ] john : this is n't about me or marty . it 's about you and mike . marcie : i am so sorry . i never should have gone that far . i went too far . john : it 's okay . it 's okay , but you know , you need to know . marcie : what ? john : it almost killed him . mike -- you know , when you ran away with tommy . knowing that you were out there alone and scared . and it took everything he had to hold it together so he could be there for you when you got back . marcie : i know , i know , and he was . and he made me feel like living again . john : he never wants to see you hurt like that again . marcie : i know that , and i know how deeply i hurt him . he deserves better than me , john . he does -- he deserves to be happy . john : you both do . marcie : you know , maybe if we ca n't be happy about this together , then maybe mike is better off without me . [ scene_break ] starr : okay , i am so sick of talking about my problems . can we please change the subject ? langston : to what ? what do you want to talk about ? starr : i do n't know . tell me , how are things with you and markko ? langston : oh , my god , you do n't know what i did . starr : what did you do ? langston : this . starr : okay , what is it , like our `` high school musical `` part two ? or the movie ? langston : hmm , more like `` the graduate 2008 , `` the home video . starr : okay -- david : langston , i do n't know what you think you 're doing . langston : oh , i need a man , mr. vickers -- a man like you . david : why do n't you just get up ? we 'll forget this ever happened . langston : i 'm tired of boys my age . [ starr laughs ] langston : it 's like driving a sports car . even though they have a permit , they do n't know how to shift . markko : okay , this is over . get off him . starr : what were you doing ? langston : trying to set up david . starr : why ? langston : for dorian -- why else ? starr : looking like that ? oh , my god . you were so -- you called him `` mr. vickers . `` langston : well , i do n't know . it 's good to see you laugh . starr : well , it 's good to laugh . i mean , everything 's been so serious lately . langston : you 're starting to show . i ca n't believe there 's a little person in there . starr : i know , it 's crazy , right ? i think about him all the time . and everybody 's been telling me that i 'm carrying high , which means it might be a boy . could you imagine ? i mean , i wonder if he 'll be good at sports , what he 'll look like , if he 'll look like cole or me . what he 'll be like , you know ? i wonder what he 'll think about me , if he 'll hate me for giving him up . langston : that 's heavy . starr : i just wonder if i 'll ever have the chance to tell him how i feel , you know ? why i did what i had to do . langston : maybe you can . [ scene_break ] markko : dude , all right , check it out . so a few days ago , langston actually convinced me to make a sex tape with her . cole : what ? markko : no , not -- cole : how 'd it go , what happened ? markko : no , no , no , okay . not a tape of me and her -- of her and the vickers guy . cole : what ? markko : it was a fake tape , all right ? to help dr . lord get some dirt on vickers , so she could break up vickers ' marriage to her weird aunt . cole : okay , so dr. lord wanted you and langston to make a sex tape ? markko : no -- oh , dude , gross . no . she did n't know anything about it . it was all langston 's idea . cole : oh , i was about to get child services on speed dial . markko : no , langston spun up this crazy idea to make it look like vickers was trying to seduce her so she could use the tape to blackmail him into leaving addie . addie 's -- she 's dr. lord 's sister . cole : okay , well , did it work ? markko : complete disaster . dude , okay , so langston was playing her part , right ? you know , sexy little teenage vixen . cole : langston sexy ? markko : oh , she was into it , man , she was into it , trying to get vickers to make the first move , but then i blew the whole thing . cole : what , he did something ? markko : no , he was on to her , so she started trash - talking younger guys , saying we do n't know what we 're doing when it comes to sex , and -- i 'm sorry , i did n't mean to bring up , like -- cole : it 's okay , it 's not a big deal . you know , sometimes i wish i could go back and change everything between starr and me to the way it was before . markko : really ? cole : yeah , of course . markko : but if starr gives up the baby , then would n't things be like the way they were before ? [ scene_break ] todd : no , you got nothing to be sorry about . marty : well , i 'm glad to hear that i 've changed . todd : now , i think we 've done enough talking for one night , do n't you ? marty : no , i 'm not tired . todd : you 're kidding , you should be tired after all i 've put you through . marty : what -- p.t . , or my sordid past ? todd : both . marty : well , i 'm sorry it backfired , because i am energized . todd : i should have brought some warm milk . marty : hmm . todd : here , why do n't you finish the crossword ? marty : uh - uh . no , no , no , i got frustrated with that one . besides , it 's not the puzzle that interests me . hey -- you could help me with some of the missing pieces of my life here . todd : that 's cheating , is n't it ? marty : yes , it is , absolutely . but i ca n't do it myself , so how about just giving me the next piece ? what -- what happened ? did something happen that made me go from , like , party girl to a doctor ? todd : yeah , something happened . [ scene_break ] michael : your test results look good . viki : well , that 's a relief , is n't it ? michael : it is a miracle that you 're alive . viki : michael , is dorian lord still here ? [ scene_break ] dorian : thank you very much . i 'll tell lonnie what a great job you did . man : thank you , dr. lord . [ scene_break ] david : thank you , nigel . you should know something , i just -- clint : all right , all right , all right . let me do the talking . david : okay . clint : and i think you 're going to like it . how would you like to get the $ 10 million that you tried to extort from me ? david : what do i have to do ? clint : divorce addie cramer . [ scene_break ] john : you sure you 're ready to let mike go to go after a kid you may not get ? marcie : mike did n't deserve what i put him through , and i do n't want him to have to go through anything like that again because of me . john : well , then i think you two should talk . marcie : you know what , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , because i never really should have put you in this position in the first place , so -- john : hey , you know , mike 's my brother , and it 's hard for me to be objective , but i 've got to say i 'm behind him on this one . marcie : i know you love your brother , and i think that 's really good , because he 's going to need you , because , john , i can not back away from this chance . i ca n't do it . so if michael can not understand why this is so important to me , i think that we 're just going to have to stay apart . so i -- i just need you to take care of him for me , okay , john ? please , just – [ scene_break ] starr : okay , how do i look ? langston : great , like you always do . starr : shut up . langston : i mean it . you 'll be okay , starr . langston : you could start any time . starr : really , you ready ? langston : yeah , go ahead . starr : hi . if you 're watching this , it means that you just turned 16 . happy birthday . i hope that it 's the best day ever . uh -- langston : go on , it 's okay . starr : okay , um -- i asked -- no , i 'm going to ask your mother to wait until now to show you this . you 'll -- you 'll be old enough to understand , and you 'll the age that i am now . i 'm starr , and i 'm your birth mother . [ scene_break ] cole : markko , there will always be a baby . markko : right , but if you guys decide to give it up together -- cole : okay , like i could ever forget that my kid was out there . markko : i get it , i guess . cole : once we found out starr was pregnant , you know , everything that happened after that , like running away , living on our own -- i mean , we were this close to starting a new life together . you know , and then starr 's parents found us and everything changed . markko : oh , come on , you and starr are still into each other . cole : starr and i , we made a baby together . and like my mom used to always say , once you cross a certain line , there 's no going back . [ scene_break ] marty : what happened ? tell me , what epiphany did i have that made me turn my life around ? todd : you talk too much , you know that ? marty : well , i 'm going to find out sooner or later . you might as well tell me now . todd : you were raped .
starr and langston discuss the baby and decide to make a tape for the baby to see when it turns sixteen . starr wants to explain why she is giving the baby up . markko and cole talk about giving up the baby and cole 's relationship with starr . todd talks to marty and slips , saying she is a psychiatrist . marty is mad and demands to know what else he has n't told her . todd tells her they knew each other in college and they slept together . marcie goes to john 's to drop off clean clothes for mike , but he 's at work . john and marcie discuss the baby and marcie 's and mike 's relationship . clint tells nora he wants to bribe david vickers into divorcing addie , but only if dorian gives back be . david is at the hospital with dorian . viki is being treated and mike says she 'll be okay . dorian 's lawyer shows up , and she tries to get david to sign divorce papers . ( she called her lawyer from the ambulance . ) after a while david signs the papers . clint calls david and tells him to come over but do n't tell anyone . when he does , clint offers him ten million dollars to divorce addie . marty asks todd what turned her life around and todd tells her she was raped .
cole : good morning . starr : morning . cole : how 'd you sleep ? starr : i did n't know i could sleep that well on the floor . cole : hmm . me , neither . this is how it should have been . starr : mm - hmm . cole : a year and a half ago , this is the night we should have had . starr : and every night after that . cole : yeah . starr : i do n't want to move . cole : me , neither . i laid here with my eyes closed for like an hour . starr : well , maybe if we do n't move , the night 'll never end . cole : tried it . did n't work . but if i have to wake up , i 'm glad it 's with you . [ scene_break ] man : one sec . just put it over -- rachel : : hi . oh , oh . it 's too early , is n't it ? greg : uh -- no , no , no problem . rachel : i should have called first . greg : no , it 's -- it 's okay . i was awake . woman : greg , is that room service ? [ greg sighs ] [ scene_break ] bo : are you building a nest ? nora : what ? oh , no . oh , god . bo : no , leave it . it 's okay . it 'll give nigel something to fuss over . nora : oh . bo : hmm . nora : there 's no shortage of that around here . bo : mm - hmm . he still loves you . nora : nigel ? bo : matthew . nora : oh . bo , he 's suing us . i do n't think he 's feeling the love right now . how can you be so calm ? bo : i do n't think it 'll go to trial . nora : but it could . and if he wins , he 's going to get that surgery . bo : not if we 're able to keep a cool head . nora : how in the world are we supp -- matthew : so what 's this judge like ? sympathetic ? what , like he 'll sorry for me , or like he 'll help me ? well , great . nora : ahh ... matthew : okay , call me about the hearing date . well , how fast is `` fast track `` ? all right , excellent , thank you . so what 's for breakfast , dad ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] téa : ahh ... leave me alone . todd : well , what if you 're the love of my life ? would you talk to me then ? [ phone hits wall ] shaun : mr. manning again ? téa : how ever did you guess ? shaun : ms. cramer used to do the same thing . we put every phone on an insurance plan , bulk rate . you might want to think about that . téa : thanks for the tip . shaun : so what did he do this time ? téa : he slept with another woman . [ doorbell rings ] shaun : you hold that thought . téa : not just any random slut . the biggest , the worst -- blair : come on , téa . [ doorbell rings ] blair : anybody home ? téa : ahh ... [ scene_break ] starr : so , this is all the evidence , right ? you 'll get rid of it when you go ? cole : you think your dad goes through the trash ? starr : i do n't want to take any chances . but if he did , i would just have to fight him on it . cole : but why look for trouble ? starr : right . cole : you know , i think if anyone 's going to find me , they would have -- it would have happened by now . starr : yeah , but i 'd be happy to keep peace in this house . cole : yeah , me , too . it 's like everything is going right for the first time . i 'm probably staying out of jail . i have you and hope . starr : mm - hmm . cole : i do n't want to mess it up . starr : yeah , you should probably leave . cole : probably . starr : yeah . cole : really , really soon . [ starr laughs ] starr : hmm . okay . well , you put some clothes on , and i will go and get hope , and then we just have to be really careful , okay ? cole : okay . todd 's voice on intercom : hey , there , cutie pie , how you doing ? good morning . [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , rise and shine , huh ? i have an idea . what do you say you and i go see aunt téa ? that way , she wo n't yell at grandpa . hmm ? what do you think ? you want to go out ? is that a yes ? i 'll take that as a yes , but we should tell your mom , or she 'll freak out , okay ? should we go wake up mommy ? [ scene_break ] [ starr gasps ] todd 's voice on intercom : let 's go wake up mommy . cole : i 'll go out the window . todd 's voice on intercom : she 's sleeping . we 'll have to wake up mommy . [ scene_break ] clint : so , are you still ready to walk down the aisle again ? viki : this schedule we agreed to -- i mean , what were you thinking ? clint : tell me about it , yeah . viki : oh -- clint : say , i assume that you got one of these ? viki : i told the kids no parties ! we do n't have any time ! natalie said , `` pipe down , mom . all you have to do is show up for a few hours . we 'll take care of everything . `` clint : yeah . well , you know , there 's a job in the diplomatic corps for our girl . viki : okay , how are you and nora coming along with your wedding plans , hmm ? clint : just beautifully . we 're barely speaking . viki : clint ? clint : i do n't know if our part of the double wedding is going to happen . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , you want to catch a phillies game next week ? matthew : we 'll probably be in court , dad . bo : hmm . well , i 'll get the tickets . you let me know , okay ? nora : do you know that cherryvale 's got a triple - a team ? bo : no . nora : yep . bo : how come llanview ca n't get its own team ? nora : i do n't know . did n't asa have a baseball team ? bo : football . nora : ah . matthew : really ? so what 's next , the weather ? do n't you guys have anything to say ? i 'm taking you to court . bo : we know . matthew : you do n't want to talk about it ? nora : any chance you 'll change your mind ? matthew : no . i mean , it 's my body , it 's my life . if i want surgery , i should be able to have it . bo : well , i guess there 's nothing to talk about then . nora : mm - hmm matthew : why , because you know you 're going to lose ? bo : no , matthew , because i 'm sure that we wo n't lose . [ scene_break ] rachel : i so should have called first . man : where do you want this ? rachel : oh , not me . not mine . greg : right over here , please . greg : uh -- here you go . rachel : i 'm really sorry . [ greg sighs ] rachel : you know what ? i 'll just -- i 'll give you a call later . woman : do n't go on my account . greg : oh , what 's up ? woman : no , my g.s.w . from last night is spiking a fever . greg : oh . you need a surgeon ? woman : i had a good time . greg : me , too . woman : i 'm glad you 're sticking around . uh -- nice seeing you again . rachel : same here . i am really sorry . greg : stop that . dr. wright is a friend . rachel : well , it 's nice that you have friends here . you know what ? i 'll just -- i 'm going to let you eat in peace . greg : no way . you like french toast ? rachel : i could n't . greg : why , you on a diet ? rachel : no . greg : uh -- well , i am . so eat this before it goes to waste . besides , i like the company . [ scene_break ] todd 's voice on intercom : you are just going to melt aunt téa 's heart , you know that ? starr : oh , my god . cole , no , you ca n't jump out the window . it 's too high , and you ca n't even get to the roof from here . cole : you 're sure ? starr : yes , i 'm sure . i 've tried , believe me . cole : all right , the closet . starr : yes , quickly . okay . dorian 's voice on intercom : hold it right there . put that baby back in its crib and let it sleep . todd 's voice on intercom : no , she 's been awake for a while . it 's time for her to get up and see the world . starr : oh . go , aunt dorian . dorian 's voice on intercom : and where do you intend to take her ? todd : i do n't know -- out , yeah ? it 's a nice day . i 've got stuff to do outside . dorian : you 're not going anywhere until we have a discussion -- about all the illicit sex going on in this house . todd 's voice on intercom : illicit ? that 's a little over the top , do n't you think ? dorian 's voice on intercom : a cramer woman has been violated . [ scene_break ] blair : hello , shaun . shaun : ms. cramer . i 'll leave you to it . blair : okay . [ door slams ] blair : good morning , téa . téa : what do you want ? blair : i just thought i 'd come by and clear the air . téa : fumigate the cabana is more like it . i have nothing to say to you . blair : well , you know what ? i have something to say to you . téa : ahem . blair : todd should n't have slept with me yesterday . téa : but he just could n't help himself ? blair : well , see , i ca n't speak for todd , but -- téa : but you just did , blair . you said , todd should n't have slept with you . i guess that makes you an innocent bystander ? i mean , of course , if you had been standing , as opposed to horizontal . blair : okay , okay . it was a mistake . i should n't have slept with todd , and it will never happen again . téa : wait a second . blair : what ? téa : are you , blair cramer , apologizing to me ? [ téa chuckles ] [ scene_break ] rachel : you know , i did n't just come here to embarrass myself and grab free food . i wanted to thank you for saving my client 's life yesterday . greg : oh , you do n't have to thank me . that 's what i do . rachel : you should have seen brendan 's parents when they got to the hospital . they wanted to throw you a parade . greg : really ? with confetti and everything ? rachel : i told them a thank - you letter would be enough . greg : damn . you killed my moment . rachel : will you be serious ? greg : look , like i said , it 's my job . rachel : and you are good at it . greg : well , i 've said that , too . rachel : so you have . [ greg chuckles ] greg : well , maybe you 'd like to come watch me in my operating room sometime . some real tools and some real work ? rachel : well , i 'm a little squeamish , but i guess i could get over it . greg : sure you could . rachel : well , then when do we set it up ? greg : just as soon as the buchanans agree to let me operate on matthew . rachel : ah . so never ? greg : do n't be so sure of that . rachel : i ca n't see them changing their minds . you can . greg : well , my little sister 's on it , so all bets are off . [ scene_break ] nigel : oh , good morning , ms. destiny . destiny : hi , nigel . nigel : matthew is inside with his parents . i 'll announce you . destiny : not yet . i need to talk to you first . [ scene_break ] matthew : please , the judge will take one look at me and be on my side . bo : i beg to differ . nora : you know , honey , i do n't think you understand what a big step this is . i mean , legally speaking . matthew : there are precedents . nora : and precedents ? did you hear that from a lawyer ? matthew : not a lawyer , my lawyer . nora : okay . well , did your lawyer also misinform you by telling you that it was easy to become an emancipated minor ? matthew : i 'm not doing that . i 'm suing for the right to consent to surgery for myself . i mean , it 's my only hope . bo : son , do you think that your mom and i just stopped caring about you all of a sudden ? matthew : no . bo : then maybe you could try to see that we 're looking out for your best interests . matthew : you 're just scared . whatever . nora : `` whatever `` ? matthew : look , just because you 're my parents does n't mean you 're right . parents screw up all the time . [ scene_break ] dorian 's voice on intercom : my home is a sanctuary , and i will not have it overrun by horny teenagers . starr : oh , my god ! how does she know ? cole : are there cameras in here or -- todd 's voice on intercom : i have no idea what you 're talking about , dorian . dorian : i 'll give you a clue . these sexcapades are over . here and now . todd : you 've made rules of sexual propriety ? with your track record ? dorian : you are hereby on notice . do n't you ever have sex with blair again . starr : what ? cole : shh , shh . deep -- deep breath , okay ? quiet . starr : did you hear what she just said ? my mom had sex with my dad ! ew ! [ scene_break ] téa : ooh . blair : what ? téa : photo op . blair : no , what ? téa -- téa : this is a moment to remember ! blair : no , no ! stop that ! téa : you 're apologizing ! let 's have it ! blair : i just said that it 's not going to happen again , and i 'd appreciate it if you did n't go blabbing it all over town that it happened . téa : you 're not very good at apologizing , are you , blair ? i did n't hear the words , `` i 'm sorry `` in there . blair : like any of that is going to take away the pain . i saw how hurt you were . téa : oh , you do n't know squat . téa : and i know that you 're invested in todd and this fantasy that you could actually have a relationship with him . téa : you have no idea what i want , blair . blair : oh , listen , i saw it on your face . todd hurt you , and he was a creep for doing it , but that 's how he is . that 's who he is . i know that , you know that . téa : do n't talk about him . [ blair sighs ] téa : let 's get back to what a creep you are , blair , huh ? what were you doing with him ? blair : well , todd and i have chemistry , téa , and sometimes it just erupts . téa : oh . and you 're just a bitch in heat ? you ca n't control yourself ? blair : i am not the one throwing myself at men who are not worth it . téa : no , you 're the one taking whatever she can get . right , blair ? 'cause john dumped you because he loves marty . you feel sorry for me ? you have n't been able to carry on a decent relationship your whole , entire life , so you keep clinging to todd . blair : no , see , i 'm not clinging to todd . he wants me , and you are never going to be first with him . you saw it yourself . oh , that look on your face -- all the hurt , all the pain . téa : ugh ! you mean -- you mean that look ? [ scene_break ] dorian 's voice on intercom : blair told me all about what happened in the cabana yesterday . cole : the -- the cabana ? starr : wait here . cole : sure . starr : oh , my gosh . [ starr sighs ] todd 's voice on intercom : yeah , did she give you details ? dorian : filth . todd : huh . did she tell you that she seduced me ? dorian : blair did nothing of the sort . todd : would you like a blow by blow account ? dorian : you just keep it zipped from now on . oh , baby . starr : arguing about s - e - x in front of the baby ? very nice . todd : hey , sweetie . dorian : hi , honey . i do n't know what you think you heard , but -- starr : i heard everything . every word . mom and dad in the cabana ? ew . dorian : yeah , i 'm having the place fumigated . todd : starr , your mom and i had a little nostalgic -- starr : dad , please , save it . i do not want to hear it , and neither does my baby . todd : i do n't think she understands what we 're talking about . starr : it does n't matter . come here . hope is coming with me . todd : well , wait a minute . starr : what ? what do you mean , wait a minute ? look , you and mom can try things again if you want , but your sex life is your business , and my sex life is mine . todd : your sex life ? dorian : darling , what is that supposed to mean ? [ scene_break ] clint : i just wanted to give nora and matthew another option . now it 's all gone to hell in a hand basket . viki : did you really tell bo you would find another best man ? clint : uh -- yeah , not one of my better moments . viki : there 's a long list of those in this story , on both sides . clint : well , viki , i 'm not asking you to fix anything . viki : well , that 's good , because i ca n't . clint : i 'm just giving you a heads - up and letting you know that you and charlie might be having a single wedding , after all . viki : but has it really gone that far ? [ clint sighs ] clint : i do n't know how we can get married with things the way they are . viki : well , that 's true . so apologize . clint : for ? viki : for acting as if nora chose bo over you . clint : if you had been there , you would have seen exactly that . viki : bo and nora listened to dr. evans and decided that was not the right way to go for matthew . it was n't about you . and it was n't about bo . if nora chose anyone , she chose matthew . [ scene_break ] matthew : you 're just trying to psych me out . i know the looks . i 'm -- i 'm going to win . bo : son , you 're about to sue the commissioner of police and the district attorney . that is an uphill battle . matthew : yeah , well , my lawyer knows how to handle you . she 's beaten you plenty of times . nora : matthew , who 's this lawyer , hmm ? what soulless ambulance chaser would possibly take this case ? téa : téa delgado . i hear she 's the best . [ scene_break ] téa : oh ! blair : yeah , condescending -- do n't -- téa : oh , bitch ! blair : téa ! you -- do n't -- téa : i 'm sick of you ! blair : do n't you dare ! do n't ! are you one -- téa : ah ! ugh ! shaun : whoa , whoa ! whoa , over there ! ms. cramer , back up ! ms. cramer , back up ! téa : get off of me ! shaun : you sit down ! have you lost your natural mind ? blair : hold me back ! shaun : you 're fighting over todd manning ? for real ? you break the stuff in here , it 's on me . téa : do n't worry , shaun , i will take responsibility . do not worry . shaun : i have somewhere i have to be . will you two please behave ? blair : look , i 'm fine . i 'm -- we 're fine ! téa : we are absolutely in control . go ahead . [ blair and téa panting ] shaun : you know what ? the man signs my checks . i have to say , todd manning is n't worth this . blair : well , he 's right , you know . téa : what are you agreeing with him about ? i thought you did n't want todd ? blair : i do n't ! téa : well , then you should have kept your skimpy little , tacky little bikini bottoms on ! blair : oh -- [ scene_break ] nora : téa delgado ? you hired téa delgado ? matthew : yes , ma'am . bo : with what ? how are you paying her ? matthew : we worked something out . nora : vengeance pro bono . matthew : what ? nora : excuse me . [ scene_break ] destiny : you know matthew 's suing his parents . nigel : i heard . destiny : bet it was either real quiet or real loud around here today . nigel : quiet . a deafening quiet . destiny : any chance his parents will back down first ? nora : ... sneaking snake sticking her nose in my business ... [ door slams ] nigel : it seems the deafly quiet is ending . destiny : so they 're going to fight him ? bo : commissioner buchanan , llanview p.d . i want to check the status of a bar association ethics case , against téa delgado . nigel : i trust you 've gathered the general sentiment ? destiny : it 's war . nigel : quiet . matthew : hey , destiny . when did you get here ? destiny : in time to see your parents trip out . matthew : yeah , they finally realize i 'm serious . destiny : maybe you should n't make it so legal with them . matthew : are you kidding ? this is the best i 've felt since the accident , and i have you to thank . i mean , i 'm so happy , i could kiss you . [ scene_break ] greg : do you still think that matthew 's life would be in danger in my operating room ? rachel : i was impressed with your work , but i 'm not the person that you have to convince . that 's my mom and bo . greg : would they listen to you ? rachel : i am not going to get in the middle of this , greg . this has to be a decision that they can live with and not blame anyone else for later . the person that needs to convince them is you . you know what ? i actually -- i need to get to the -- greg : no , no , wait one second . oh ! rachel : oh ! [ rachel chuckles ] greg : oh , i -- i am so sorry . rachel : oh , do n't worry . greg : now you know what my biggest secret is , huh ? rachel : what , that you 're a klutz outside of the o.r . ? greg : busted . rachel : you know what ? i got it . bathroom ? greg : that way . rachel : that 's okay , thanks . [ knock on door ] greg : uh -- [ greg sighs ] shaun : oh . greg : hey . shaun : hey . bad time ? greg : yeah , yeah . shaun : i 'll be fast . i 'm glad you 're staying . greg : what ? shaun : you heard me . i 'm glad you 're sticking around . greg : destiny 's happy i 'm sticking around . shaun : no , i mean for me , too . i know i did n't give you much of a warm welcome , so -- greg : no . no love at all . shaun : well , maybe we can change that . greg : uh -- okay . so , what happened to you ? shaun : nothing , i just saw two grown woman tear after each other like little kids , and it made me think . so , we 'll try it . greg : sure , sure . shaun : whoa , it looks like it 's a real bad time . you got somebody here with you , player ? rachel : shaun ? shaun : hell , no ! [ scene_break ] blair : as far as i 'm concerned , i hope i never have to see todd manning ever again ! [ vase shatters ] [ téa screams ] téa : as far as i 'm concerned , you and todd can both go to hell ! [ téa screams ] blair : let me borrow that . téa : i just broke it ! besides , you 've taken enough from me already . blair : oh , i have n't taken anything from you , téa . i will always be under todd 's skin , even if i do n't want it . and you will never own him . [ doorbell rings ] [ téa panting ] blair : she 's all yours . téa : ahem . [ scene_break ] todd : what about your sex life ? starr : this is n't about me , this is about you and mom and the cabana . i mean , what if jack and sam walked in on you guys ? they would be scarred for life . todd : jack and sam were somewhere else and being taken care of . you 're ducking my question . starr : there 's nothing for us to talk about . oh , and another thing -- my daughter is not a human shield , or bait , or a way for you to score points with your girlfriend . so if you want to look lovable , get a puppy . dorian : well , so , we 're clear , okay ? blair 's hurting , and you are going to let her heal . todd : dorian , the only reason i 'm living here is because the judge ordered it . dorian : mm - hmm . todd : i 'm trying to make things right with téa , actually . dorian : hmm , how 's that going ? todd : we 've had better days . dorian : would you like some help ? [ scene_break ] nora : matthew says you 're his lawyer . téa : that is correct . nora : it 's kind of a loser of a case . what would possess you to take it ? téa : i disagree with your assessment . i do n't think it 's a loser of a case , i think your son has a legitimate claim . nora : hmm . it would be kind of fun to stick it to me , though , would n't it ? téa : that is not why i am taking the case , nora . nora : then why ? it 's not as if there 's any money in it , because matthew certainly does n't have any . [ téa sighs ] téa : my expenses are being paid in full . nora : by whom ? téa : matthew and i have an arrangement . and that 's all i 'll say on the matter . have you talked to matthew about this ? nora : yeah , of course we 've talked . téa : okay , and have you listened to him ? i mean , really listened to him ? he feels powerless , nora . he sees hope for the first time in his life since the accident , and you wo n't let him anywhere near it . this surgery could allow him to walk again . nora : or kill him . it could kill him , téa . have you looked at the numbers , delgado ? because bo and i have . and , yeah , there 's a lot of swagger and promise on the evans side of this equation , but then there are the cold , hard numbers . téa : greg evans has a great record with this surgery . nora : i came within a breath of losing my son by accident . i 'm not going to deliberately put his life at risk . téa : that 's about you , nora , that 's not about matthew . nora : my son is standing on the edge of a cliff ready to jump , and you are cheering him on . please , god , do n't do this , téa . please , i 'm begging you , do n't do this . [ scene_break ] todd : advice on love from you ? dorian : we both want the same thing . and despite our past history , i 'm willing to help . todd : that 's okay . i do n't need it . dorian : so what are you doing to make things up with téa ? todd : i 'm working on that . dorian : hmm . let me guess . you 're leaving messages , you 're texting her , and she 's telling you to get lost ? todd : she 's telling me to die , actually . dorian : so you 're getting nowhere . what 's your next move ? it better be something bold . todd : really ? like what ? dorian : move back in with her . todd : ah . new at this ? good try , dorian . you 'd love that , would n't you ? i leave here and i lose my kids . dorian : you 'll never get téa back if she thinks you 're here bumping into blair in every room in the house . todd : right . so , what am i supposed to do , dorian ? dorian : i 'm not sure it will work . it is radical . todd : oh . try me . [ scene_break ] cole : hey , that last line you gave your dad -- genius . starr : hope is staying in here until grandpa leaves . how much did you hear ? cole : i am never changing in that cabana again . [ starr laughs ] cole : hey , baby girl . huh ? did you sleep good ? starr : yes , she is wide awake . i think she 'd like some -- how about a picnic in the backyard ? what do you say ? cole : i ca n't . starr : well , how about breakfast in the backyard ? cole : i would love to hide out here all day -- starr : jack and sam are going to tennis camp , and the rest of the family will scatter . we might have the whole house to ourselves . cole : starr , i 'm meeting john today . i go undercover today . starr : ca n't it wait one day ? cole : we only have a month . that 's not much time to get inside a drug ring . [ starr sighs ] cole : what ? starr : hmm . it just sounds like those stories that i hear on the news . people getting killed . cole : no , it 'll be one of those stories where a bunch of jerks are heading to the police station with their jackets over their head , and john mcbain 's up there talking about a bunch of arrests , and no more drugs at llanview high , and i 'll be home watching it with you and hope . starr : i 'm still scared for you . cole : me , too , but that 's what 's going to keep me safe . [ hope fusses ] cole : and it 's definitely better than prison . starr : mm - hmm . i hope so . cole : it is . and i wo n't see you two for a little while now , but in the end , we 'll be together . [ scene_break ] clint : every day , bo gets more and more like pa . he 'd spit nails to hear me say that , but he 's just so damn stubborn . viki : a stubborn buchanan -- how could that happen ? clint : it 's not as simple as what we 're making it out to be and -- viki : it is not simple , you 're right . but the decision you have to make is very simple . can you make up with nora , and bo ? because if you ca n't , we 're going to have to start calling all your wedding guests . [ scene_break ] rachel : shaun ! shaun : this is how you do ? you come into town , you break our sister 's heart , but you sleep with my girl ? rachel : i did n't sleep with him ! shaun : what ? [ greg coughs ] rachel : i did n't spend the night here . i came here this morning . brendan 's parents asked me to come and thank greg for saving their son 's life . shaun : so you had to fix your shirt to do that ? rachel : i spilt water on it , see ? shaun : that 's it ? rachel : yes , that 's it . shaun : those damn women are contagious . rachel : what is wrong with you ? [ shaun sighs ] shaun : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i 'm a fool . i mean , i saw the food , the robes , and the bedroom . i jumped to conclusions . rachel , greg , i 'm sorry . rachel : it 's fine . shaun : you all right , man ? you need a doctor ? greg : no , i have one on call , thanks ! shaun : i 'm sorry , seriously . greg : look , do you seriously think that i would make a move on your woman ? damn ! [ scene_break ] nora : my son is 15 years old . he 's still a child . téa : and he wants a chance at a real life . nora : he 's got one now ! and when he grows up , he 'll understand that . téa : that 's easy for you to say . nora : listen , every kid wants something in life that is n't right or is n't safe . that 's why parents have to be the one to say no , because kids do n't have the maturity to make a judgment that could affect their whole life , or end it ! téa : you trod out your medical experts . i 'll put dr. evans on the stand , and we 'll let the court decide if this is one of those times . nora : you know , if you had kids , you 'd feel differently . i 'm pretty damn sure about that . téa : maybe you 're right . but i have made a commitment to matthew , and i 'm not going to back down . nora : no matter what i say ? téa : why do n't you try saying it to matthew , and really listen to him this time ? nora : what do you -- i have -- well , you do n't think i 've been listening ? téa : apparently not , or we would n't be here right now . there is still time to keep this out of court . nora : yeah , why do n't you tell him how bad the odds are for him in court ? téa : that 's not what i meant . i meant , you two could settle this by yourselves . and for the sake of your relationship , i sure hope you do . but in the meantime , i will be taking my cues from my client . nora : you know , téa , someday , you are going to have a kid of your own . and then you 're going to understand what you 've done . nora : then you can say `` i told you so `` -- nora : no , i do n't want to have to say that . i just feel sorry for you . ugh . she 's all yours . [ scene_break ] destiny : what 's going on ? rachel : oh , we were just talking . what are you guys up to ? matthew : good news . save a place in your schedule for my surgery . rachel : mom and bo agreed to it ? matthew : not exactly . [ scene_break ] bo : how 'd it go with delgado ? nora : oh -- she would n't budge . bo : then we 'll get her in court . what ? nora : she says we 're not listening to matthew . is that true ? bo : i thought we were . nora : yeah , i did , too . oh , but then again , i thought he was happy . i mean , not happy . but you know , that he had -- he had accepted everything the way it was . i mean , god , he just -- he seemed so good after the accident . do you remember that ? bo : yeah . i mean , he was better than we were . nora : but then -- but -- but that 's not how he feels , bo . how did we miss that ? i mean , all this anger and this despair that 's making him say now that he would rather die than live in that chair -- i mean , how did we miss that ? how did we not see those signs ? bo : maybe it snuck up on him , too . maybe we should have known that things could n't always be that good and that he might crack . but , nora , look . he 's still our boy . you know ? we still got him . nora : i know , but -- bo : ah . [ nora sighs ] [ door opens ] clint : good morning . nora : good morning , clint . bo : hey . clint : look -- ahem -- i owe both of you an apology . yesterday , i acted like a jackass . i 'm sorry . and i could use a best man , bo . are you still willing ? bo : sure . nora : clint -- i ca n't marry you tomorrow . [ scene_break ] starr : what do you mean , you ca n't see us now ? i mean , we ca n't come visit you , but you will visit us , right ? [ hope coos ] cole : right . when i can . if i can . starr : okay . what is that supposed to mean , though ? like , once a day ? once a week ? cole : starr , it 's possible that i wo n't be able to come at all . i mean , it might be good if part of my cover story is that i 've broken up with you . starr : but -- do you think that they 're going to come after us ? [ hope fusses ] cole : i do n't know . but i wo n't take any chances . it 's only a month . starr : that 's 10 % of her life . cole : starr , do you think i want to be away from you and hope ? especially after last night ? starr : no . cole : look , i love you , both . that 's why i 'm doing this . starr : yeah . cole : i 'm sorry , i really have to go . starr : i do n't want to say good - bye . [ hope fusses ] cole : me , neither . [ starr laughs ] cole : but if i do this right , then we do n't have to do it again . starr : just please , please , please -- look , she does n't want you to go , either . be careful . cole : i will . [ hope continues fussing ] cole : i have a lot to live for . starr : oh ! that 's too cute . cole : sorry . [ starr laughs ] cole : there 's one for you , too . [ hope cries ] starr : oh . she 's so sad . [ scene_break ] dorian : hi , bla -- where have you been , and what have you been doing ? blair : redecorating . dorian : what happened to your face ? blair : i ran into téa 's fist . dorian : oh , really ? i 'll get you some ice . blair : no , listen , that woman is barely out of a wheelchair and she thinks she can pick a fight with me ? i mean , can you believe that ? dorian : well , where did you run into her ? blair : over at todd 's . dorian : you were at todd 's ? what were you doing over there ? blair : i was apologizing . now , stop yelling , and if you want to talk , come in here . dorian : you were what ? apologizing ? blair : yes . dorian : oh , sure . and i guess you took the opportunity to rub téa 's nose into the fact that you and todd had sex together . blair : well , you know what ? she should consider herself warned . todd is a big slime that 's never going to be faithful to her , so she might as well leave him alone . dorian : uh - huh . do you think the lesson took ? blair : i do n't know . i can tell you this much -- she 's not going to come slobbering all over todd in this house in front of my kids again . dorian : oh , really ? blair : uh - huh . dorian : oh , really ? blair : what has got your panties in a twist this morning ? dorian : blair , i 've got something to tell you . and i think you better sit down . [ scene_break ] todd : what was that all about ? téa : none of your damn business . todd : wait a minute . téa : i have nothing to say to you ! todd : okay , okay , just do n't say anything . watch me and listen . téa : huh .
matthew is adamant about having tea represent him in court and confident that she can get the judge to authorize for him to have the surgery that can make him walk whether his parents approve or not . rachel admits to greg that she owes him gratitude for saving her client 's life yet tells him that he needs to convince bo and nora to approve his operating on matthew . nora goes to confront tea when she finds out that she is representing matthew . but tea tells nora that she is not listening to her son . at that point , nora admits to bo that maybe tea is right that matthew is not ok with his situation and would rather die than accept being in a wheelchair . starr and cole spend their last night together before he goes under cover . after dorian finds out that blair and todd made the mistake of sleeping together , she tells todd she has an idea about how he can win tea over . todd goes over to see tea with a ring .
darren : hey . destiny : what is up with you ? darren : shh . do n't you know better than to interrupt a man when he is looking at a goddess ? david : oh , brother . i know a hundred better lines than that , but i 'm saving them for my book . destiny : hi , david . david : what 's up , hot stuff ? scoot over . dabney treating you right ? darren : the name 's darren , remember ? i told you at the police commissioner 's wedding ? david : well , i 'm sure you 'll understand if i was so overcome that i do n't remember such details . after all , i was binding my pa to his one true love for all eternity . darren : destiny and i are on a date , so -- david : uh , word to the wise , darrell . if you 're already on a date with a girl , you do n't have to resort to flattery . darren : it 's not flattery . destiny has no idea how hot she is . david : count your blessings . it 's the ones that think they 're god 's gift you got ta worry about . [ scene_break ] dorian : `` mayor lord categorically denies the existence of charlian . especially in light of the fact that charlie banks ' contract with the city has been terminated . onward and upward , llan '' -ha ha -- '' view . `` uhh ! take that , chiki ! [ scene_break ] kelly : i 'm sorry . i did n't catch that . rex : i just got to the hotel . the clerk from the hall of records is supposed to meet me here . he might have something for me . kelly : do you think he 'll be able to help us find the bennett thompson we 're looking for ? rex : well , let 's hope so . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] eli : hello ? lisa : bennett thompson ? this is lisa williamson . we spoke once before ? i 'm calling about my daughter evangeline . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] cristian : hey . any word from your mom ? layla : she 's probably up to her neck in lawyers . and they 're probably all telling her vange 's living will means nothing . cristian : because it was n't filed ? so what ? if evangeline took the time to put it in writing , no lawyer 's gon na tell me that it means nothing . layla : she made it pretty clear she did n't want to end up like this . cristian : so we find a way to honor that . layla : i ca n't believe i have to fight my mother to end my sister 's life . [ scene_break ] natalie : this is worse than i thought . john : how can i make it easier ? natalie : do n't be so nice . i ca n't take it . john : come on . it ca n't be that bad . natalie : it is . [ scene_break ] brody : so what 's the news ? jessica : just do n't freak out , okay ? you have to stay calm . sit down . brody : i was pretty calm until you started telling me not to freak out . jessica : sit . you have to learn how to relax . i mean , what 're you gon na do when all hell breaks loose and the phone 's ringing and someone 's at the door and , you know , you 're cooking something and the baby 's screaming ... brody : bree 's not exactly a baby . jessica : i 'm not talking about bree . i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] woman : excuse me . i 'm looking for layla williamson . layla : um , that 's me . woman : i 'm susanne white . someone from patient services called me . layla : this is the lawyer the hospital recommended . cristian : cristian vega . i 'm layla 's fiancé . susanne : pleased to meet you . how can i help ? layla : can we step outside , please ? susanne : sure . layla : a few years ago , my sister suffered from carbon monoxide poisoning and went into a coma . but before that , she made out a living will . and now our mother is refusing do to make sure my sister 's wishes are respected . [ scene_break ] eli : yes . yes , i am here . and i want to apologize that our last conversation got cut off so quickly . i was in the middle of something . lisa : well , i hope you have time now , because i need a good lawyer . i found your business card among my daughter 's things . then i realized that you and evangeline knew each other . eli : yes , yes . she and i go way back . [ scene_break ] kelly : are you sure there 's nothing i can do to help move things along ? rex : no , not right now , but if anything turns up with this records guy , i might have an assignment for you . listen , do not worry . we are gon na find out who killed your mother . i promise . kelly : i hope so . i 'll talk to you soon . [ scene_break ] dorian : charlie banks , i 'll get you . kelly : and your little dog , too . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm not usually like this . i can usually get straight to the point . john : so what 's so hard to say ? natalie : use your imagination . john : i 'm a cop . we take an oath to avoid imagination at all costs . natalie 's voice : i 'm ... pregnant . gigi 's voice : i take it you have n't told john . natalie 's voice : no . gigi 's voice : i wo n't say anything . you do n't have to worry . natalie 's voice : i 'm not even sure if john 's the father . natalie : john mcbain , you are a very , very patient man , and i just hope that you can still be that way after you hear what i have to say . john : go on . natalie : okay . a while ago ... brody : what ? [ jessica laughs ] brody : everyone ! i have an announcement to make . jessica : brody , no , no . what are you doing ? brody : i have something to tell you . i 'm gon na be a dad . [ laughs ] [ crowd cheering ] man : whoo ! [ scene_break ] waitress : one buenos dias boat , extra nuts , extra whipped cream , 2 cherries , and 2 spoons . david : just what the doctor ordered , huh ? darren : actually , we ordered it . for us . david : oh . we just need to get one more spoon for you , darryl . darren : darren . d - a - r - r - e - n . david : oh . like on `` bewitched . `` darren : huh ? david : way before my time , but i used to watch it in reruns . it was about this seemingly normal woman who is secretly a witch . reminds me of a certain public official i know . darren : do you not see destiny and i are on a date ? david : do you not see that destiny welcomed me with open arms like the long- lost bff that i am ? you know what ? she and i were tight way before you came into the picture , so just pipe down , damon . darren : okay , that 's it ! destiny : darren , do n't . you 'll just make it worse . we can order more ice cream later . david , you seem a little down . david : my thoughts are troubled . i need advice , and you always give it to me straight . she does , does n't she ? just let me talk to her for a couple minutes and i 'll be out of your hair . oh , my gosh , you 've got cool hair . destiny : okay , david . where does it hurt ? david : in my -- what do you call it ? beneath the pec implant , this side of the surgical scar . destiny : there 's only one woman i know who could hurt that heart . dorian lord . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , come on . i need your advice . what sounds more authoritative -- '' mayor dorian lord stands up against corruption `` or `` mayor dorian lord wo n't stand for corruption `` ? kelly : i did n't realize llanview 's such a hotbed of sleaze . dorian : unfortunately , i entrusted my vision for llanview to the wrong man . charlie banks is not worthy of public trust . he 's not worthy of my personal trust . he 's not the man i thought he was . not by a long shot . kelly : what did he do ? dorian : he toyed with my heart . kelly : are we talking about the same charlie banks here ? dorian : charlie banks and viki manipulated me and my emotions . and i 'll tell you something . they are gon na learn it is a big mistake to cross dorian lord . [ scene_break ] david : this has nothing to do with dorian . i mean , technically , yes , she was there . has nothing to do with her . it 's about viki . [ scene_break ] kelly : i 'm sorry , but i ca n't imagine viki and charlie concocting schemes . it 's not really their style . dorian : they insinuated their way into my private life and tried to manipulate me into having an affair with , of all people , david vickers . kelly : shocking . how did they do this , exactly ? dorian : oh , you see , they arranged for me to accidentally walk in on viki and david in bed making passionate love . simulated , of course . they thought that that would throw me into a jealous rage . kelly : no . i ca n't imagine why they thought that . [ scene_break ] david : can you believe viki would do that to me ? she 's supposed to be a pillar of the community . the defender of the downtrodden . the patron saint of fairness . darren : okay . okay , we get it . david : and on top of all that , she 's supposed to be my friend . she deceived me . by making me think that she fell for me . destiny : how 'd she pull that off ? david : well , it started with smoldering looks that she gave me . and then she tried to take my photograph in the briefest beachwear you 've ever seen . destiny : okay . too much information . david : it was all a lie , was n't it ? it was a lie when she kissed me . it was a lie when she practically threw me onto the bed . you know what ? i 'm gon na need a moment to myself . darren : did n't i tell you these people are crazy ? [ scene_break ] dorian : now do you understand why i feel so betrayed ? kelly : i 'm just wondering if you did n't misinterpret something along the way . dorian : honey , how could i misinterpret anything ? i walked in and saw david and viki in bed together . that is a memory that will be seared in my mind until i go to my grave . kelly : it 's just hard to imagine viki going that far . dorian : that is because you are buying into what that woman has been selling for years . you know , the pearl - wearing , wisdom - spouting matron ? that 's all public relations . in private , behind closed doors , she 's doing down and dirty in the mud . kelly : right . why did n't i ever see that ? [ scene_break ] david : no , do n't you two get me wrong . i have no problem being a human sex toy , as long as the woman is ready to play . but viki was faking . just some ploy to reunite me with dorian . destiny : well , maybe she thinks that 's what you want . david : what kind of friend would think that ? destiny : a friend that knows you better than you know yourself . david : what 's she talking about ? destiny : wake up , dude . you love dorian . you just wo n't admit it . [ scene_break ] dorian : you would think viki and charlie have enough problems of their own without creating problems for me . kelly : maybe you and david were their problem . dorian : i beg your pardon ? kelly : you have to admit that you and david radiate your fair share of drama . maybe viki and charlie thought they were simplifying life for everybody by putting you two back together again . dorian : and why would i want to get back together again with david vickers ? kelly : because you 're head over heels in love with him ! that 's why ! [ scene_break ] john : hey . congratulations . you just found out ? brody : i was about to ask the same question . jessica : uh , actually , i found out when natalie and i were at the hospital . remember -- when we thought david vickers 's muffins gave us food poisoning ? i got my blood test back and i got my answer . it was n't something i ate . brody : it was just morning sickness . jessica : killer morning sickness . john : life is full of surprises . jessica : yeah . natalie : yeah . yeah , full of surprises . well , come here . why did n't you tell me this earlier ? jessica : well , i just -- you know , i wanted to make sure that i told brody first , but you were definitely next on my list . natalie : well , great . i 'm just glad that you 're all right jessica : i 'm just glad everything 's cleared up , but it does n't explain why you were sick , too . [ scene_break ] lisa : how long has it been since you spoke to my daughter ? eli : it 's been a few years , actually , but i -- i did hear that evangeline got in a very serious accident a little while back . that was very sad news . lisa : did you know that she 'd been in a coma since then ? eli : yes , indeed . i had heard that as well . has her condition changed at all ? lisa : um , yes and no . eli : i 'm sorry . i do n't follow . lisa : well , my daughter is still in the coma but she 's developed these breathing problems , and the doctor feels that she 's gon na need to stay on a ventilator from now on . eli : oh , i am very sorry to hear that . lisa : well , i think the doctors are wrong . evangeline has had problems before , but she 's always pulled through . and i want to make sure that she has a chance to do that again . eli : then what do you need from me , ms. williamson ? lisa : well , evangeline 's sister found a piece of paper , a living will . it was never witnessed or even filed with the courts , but she wants to use it to have evangeline removed from life support . eli : and you 're opposed to that . lisa : well , obviously . that 's why i 'm calling you . eli : does your other daughter know that you 're willing to go to court over this matter ? lisa : well , i assume that . i did n't tell her that i was calling you . eli : i see . well , i wish there was something i could do to help you , ms. williamson , but i 'm afraid that 's simply out of the question . [ scene_break ] layla : and when we got down here , we were shocked to find out vange was in the hospital . susanne : and prior to this , your mother was caring for her at home . layla : and doing an amazing job . that 's why it 's so hard for her to let go . cristian : yeah . layla 's mom keeps thinking that evangeline is gon na get through this and go back to the way she was before . but the doctors do n't agree . so when layla found the living will , we thought we should act on it . susanne : do you have it with you ? cristian : yeah . susanne : great . layla : ms. white , i 'd keep my sister here forever if i knew that 's -- that 's what she wanted . but does n't that mean vange wants us to let her go ? susanne : i 'm sorry , but it does n't do that at all . susanne : this document was never witnessed or sealed by the court . cristian : but if we know that -- that it 's what evangeline wanted -- susanne : we can make assumptions , but if this was never finalized , we have to ask ourselves why . was it maybe because she changed her mind ? layla : that 's pretty much what my mom said . cristian : so there 's nothing we can do ? susanne : you can try to establish a formal consensus among evangeline 's loved ones that the living will is an accurate representation of what she wanted . but that might take a lot of time . layla : and i do n't know if evangeline told anyone what she wanted . the living will is really all we have . susanne : i wish it were enough . [ scene_break ] lisa : so why ca n't you help me , mr. thompson ? eli : because i am the person she contacted when evangeline first decided to draw up this living will . and knowing that she wanted no extreme measures at the end of her life , i feel it would be unethical to subvert those wishes right now . lisa : so what you 're saying is that i 'm gon na have to get another lawyer . eli : you can if you want to , mrs. williamson , of course you can , but i would n't waste my time . or my money . lisa : but if the living will was never finalized ... eli : merely a technicality , mrs. williamson , which most judges will overlook in the face of a persuasive doctor . what you need to ask yourself is if you lose in court , what will that do to your relationship with the daughter you have left ? lisa : i do n't know . eli : think about it this way . your daughter drew up that living will to spare her family . i mean , nobody wants to be confronted with a situation exactly like this . [ scene_break ] dorian : this is unbelievable . viki got to you , too . kelly : no , no , no , viki -- viki does not tell me something that i already know . you have been in love with david since the nineties . dorian : oh , how insensitive of you to simply ... kelly : okay , okay , i could never forget mel . i know you loved him , too . but , dorian , david has had a huge piece of your heart for so long . dorian : i disagree . kelly : why ? because you 're still holding a grudge because he did n't put a stop to your fake lesbian wedding ? i mean , is n't that what you wanted -- for him to just sort of sweep you off your feet and ride you off into the sunset ? dorian : you 're being ridiculous . kelly : no , you , you are being ridiculous , and so is david . both of you are too proud to make the first move . dorian : first move ? okay . i 'm gon na show you a first move . kelly : what are you doing ? dorian : updating my status . kelly : `` mayor lord is not now , has never been , and never will be in love with david vickers . `` dorian : that should put an end to the stupid speculation . once and for all . [ scene_break ] david : what happened to you ? you used to be a cold - eyed realist . you hook up with darius over here , and it 's all about love . darren : that 's not my name . david : whoever you are , you are a bad influence . destiny : and you 're full of it . do n't you remember sitting next to me on a plane to london , pouring your heart out about dorian lord ? david : never happened . destiny : you were messed up over that woman , and you still are ! i bet she feels the same way . david : if she felt the same way , why 'd she marry a woman ? destiny : hello ? she was praying that you would stop that wedding . which makes her as crazy as you are . you deserve each other . david : if i was carrying a torch for her all this time , i 'd know by now , do n't you think ? destiny : do you know you finished a banana split meant for 2 people ? david : that 's 3,000 sit - ups . destiny : see ? you do n't know whether you 're coming or going . the man 's out of touch with his feelings . darren : on the other hand , mayor lord not so much . david : what about mayor lord ? darren : check out her myface page . david : `` mayor dorian lord is not now , has never been , and never will be in love with david vickers . `` that 's buchanan to you , sweetheart ! [ scene_break ] john : hey , you guys had the same symptoms , right ? what did the doctor tell you ? natalie : um , that it was a stomach virus . but i -- now that i know jess ' news , i kind of have a theory . jessica : what ? natalie : well , you know how twins are supposed to feel each other 's pain , so maybe i 'm having sympathy morning sickness . jessica : well , i hope it stops before you have sympathy labor pains . natalie : yeah . you know what ? i think i 'm gon na go get us a round so that we can give you a toast . john : yeah , i 'll go with you . be right back . brody : you have made me the happiest guy in the world . jessica : really ? because i know that we talked about kids the other day , but you did n't know you were gon na get one so soon . brody : ca n't be soon enough for me . john : pretty amazing news , huh ? natalie : yeah . sure . sure it is . john : so why do you look like someone just ran over your dog ? i 'm thinking that ... either you think that jessica and brody are n't ready to have this kid or this has something to do with what you were gon na tell me earlier . [ scene_break ] rex : i just ordered room service . i 'm gon na grab a shower before it gets here and then try to get some work done . gigi : how long is this gon na take ? because i miss you , balsom . rex : i miss you , too . a day or two . tops . give shane a good night kiss for me , okay ? gigi : you got it . just stay out of trouble , okay , mr . private eye ? rex : not just any private eye . one with a trusty bulletproof case . trouble ca n't find me . [ cart rolling ] eli : oh , perfect timing . i was just about to let myself in here . bellhop : mr. balsom ? eli : yes , i -- i 'm mr. balsom . i 'm gon na take it from here , if you do n't mind . my wife 's still sleeping in there and believe me , we 're all better off if it stays that way . bellhop : okay , sir . eli : here -- it 's for you . bellhop : thanks . [ scene_break ] layla : what if she wanted to live , cris ? cristian : you think evangeline changed her mind after she wrote that will ? layla : i do n't know what to think . it 's not like vange and i were always so close . i did n't know everything that was going on in her heart . i -- do n't know . i -- i ca n't be sure . my mom , she 's sure . so maybe she 's right and i 'm wrong . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] rex : be right there . hey -- eli : bon appétit . [ scene_break ] natalie : of course i 'm happy about jessica and brody . why would n't i be ? john : you just seem a little quiet . for you . natalie : yeah . i just got out of the hospital , so -- john : right . hey , gigi , could i trouble you for 3 beers and a ginger ale ? you 're up for a beer , right ? natalie : uh , yeah . of course . john : okay . [ natalie sighs ] john : you know , while -- while we 're waiting , you might as well drop the bomb . natalie : you know what ? after hearing jessica 's news , i -- i realize that i was just making a really big deal out of nothing . john : so what 's nothing ? natalie : you 're gon na laugh when you hear it . it -- it 's -- [ glass shatters ] gigi : oh , my goodness . i -- i 'm so sorry . i 'm such a klutz . john : do n't worry about it . natalie : you know what ? here . i 'll take those . here , take these over to them and i 'll get another one . i 'll meet you over there . all right . thanks . [ sighs ] nice save . gigi : i guess you decided not to tell john about the baby . natalie : no . no . not tonight , that 's for sure . gigi : why ? why not ? natalie : you did n't hear brody 's big announcement ? gigi : no . i guess i was outside talking to rex . what 's going on ? natalie : jessica 's pregnant , too . gigi : no way . natalie : yes . look at them . have you ever seen 2 people more happy ? and i 'm just supposed to really walk over there and be like `` hey , brody might be the father of my baby , too `` ? [ scene_break ] david : how dare she say she never loved me ? darren : do n't talk to me . take it up with myface . david : why are you getting dorian 's status updates on your phone ? darren : what can i say ? the woman likes my style . david : she friends delbert over here but she does n't friend me ? destiny : she did n't friend me , either . david : we 're going to get to the bottom of this . i bet you someone set up an account in her name . watch this . [ scene_break ] kelly : well , congratulations . now benjamin button is not the only one i 've seen revert from a complete adult to a total , big , fat baby . dorian : what do you mean ? i 'm using technology to disseminate new information as efficiently as possible . kelly : you 're lashing out at david and you would n't bother if you did n't secretly care . dorian : stop telling me how i feel , because you do n't know me as well as you -- [ computer dings ] think you know me , and we have a comment on my status . kelly : who is darren price ? dorian : oh , darren price . yes , yes , yes . he 's a brilliant , young student at llanview high school . captain of the debate team . kelly : mm . brilliant , you say ? dorian : mm - hmm . kelly : okay . `` darren price sez '' -spelled s - e - z -- '' david vickers , no caps , would n't take ... `` both : `` dorina ... `` dorian : `` lord back if she crawled across broken glass . `` kelly : you 're right . this guy 's a regular einstein . [ scene_break ] darren : you better not be using my account . david : oh , keep your helmet on , darryl . i 'll be done in 2 minutes . for crying out loud . [ scene_break ] dorian : we have to call security . kelly : for what ? dorian : what ? a cyber - crime is being committed . my account has been compromised by some vile hacker . kelly : i do n't think so . dorian : well , you -- i know this darren price . my darren price is a fine , young man . he -- he would never spew such vile venom . kelly : but someone else would . dorian : like who ? kelly : wake up and smell the syntax , dorian , okay ? this has got david vickers written all over it . [ computer dings ] kelly : `` darren price also sez david is 2 hawt for dorina n - e - way ! `` dorian : h - a - w - t ? kelly : hawt . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] layla : what would you do if it was your brother ? if antonio was lying in that bed and he could n't speak for himself . cristian : we 're talking about 2 very different families . layla : how ? cristian : well , we 're catholic . and the church is pretty clear about situations like that . and my mom ... if she had to decide to take my brother off life support ... layla : she would n't . and neither would you . cristian : i honestly do n't know what i 'd do , layla . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , i know that does n't help , but listen , whatever you decide , i 'm with you all the way . layla : i know . and i 'm so grateful for that . cristian : we 're together now . for the rest of our lives . so whatever happens , you 'll never have to go through it alone . kelly : ha ha ! ooh , cassie 's even getting in on the action here . `` cassie thinks mother should suck it up and get back with david . `` dorian : oh , no . another fraud being perpetrated . oh , please . stop it . please ? kelly : okay , okay . all right . i can always change your privacy settings , although if you do that , you know todd 's gon na take out an editorial tomorrow in `` the sun `` claiming how our -- our mayor was a coward and she allowed herself to be chased off a social networking site . dorian : two can play this game . kelly : oh . or you can just call him and make up . dorian : mm - hmm . what is current nomenclature for `` gigolo `` ? kelly : ha ha ! you are hopeless . good luck , dorina . dorian : himbo ! kelly : yes ! [ computer keys clicking ] [ scene_break ] destiny : where you going ? darren : to order us a sundae . when i get back , `` diva `` better be history . destiny : diva . good one . i hope you 're happy . david : `` mayor dorian says david vickers is simply beneath her . `` ha ! watch this . `` darren price sez dorian will never be over or under him again , so she should get off myface . `` destiny : if you 're gon na get into it with dorian , do n't do it over the internet . do it to her face . david : you know what ? you 're absolutely right . destiny : since when ? i thought i lost all my wisdom . david : i knew it was inside that walnut somewhere . thank you , destiny . oh , and tell darren i said thanks , too . destiny : oh , now you know his name all of a sudden ? david : come on . i just needed to rattle his cage a little bit . needed to make sure he was okay for my bff . destiny : you still owe us for the ice cream . $ 7.95 . david : absolutely . let 's see . well , only got $ 2.00 , but i 'll toss in alex olanov 's pager number from ' 94 for good measure . see you around . destiny : i better get a front row seat in the church when you and dorian walk down the aisle ! [ scene_break ] jessica : i wonder what 's keeping natalie . she 's the one that wanted to give this toast . john : i 'll go see what 's holding her up . jessica : no , no . it 's okay . i 'll go . john : so , ready for this fatherhood thing ? brody : i 've been ready for a long time . the way i feel about bree -- it 's like she 's a part of me . and to be able to give her a little brother or sister , that 's a dream come true for both of us . john , i 'm a jerk . john : what do you mean ? brody : it 's kind of close to home , is n't it ? after what just happened with you and marty ? you do n't need me jumping on the furniture and acting like an idiot . john : you 're having a kid , man . you 're supposed to be an idiot . you do n't have to change anything for me or anyone else . just enjoy it . brody : thanks . john : and hey , i 'm fine . the gods are smiling . maybe i 'll get another chance one day . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey . natalie . we 're all ready for you . natalie : oh . gigi : sorry . that 's my fault . i made a ginormous mess and i had to start over with her drink . natalie : yeah , but as soon as gigi finishes making my drink , i 'll be right over . go join the party . i 'll be right there . jessica : okay . ha . natalie : yeah , clearly this is not the night to be busting out with my news . gigi : yeah , well , if it 's john 's baby , then it 's great news , and the odds are it is john 's . natalie : gigi , i ca n't deal with odds . i really need to know the truth . and if it 's gon na be 4 months before i can get a dna test ... i ca n't string john along until then . gigi : okay , so are you gon na tell him ? john : natalie , we 're waiting . natalie : ha . gigi : gin and tonic , minus the gin . natalie : thank you . sorry it took me so long . john : nice . here we go . to jessica and brody . may there be a generation of children of your children of your children . natalie : ha ha ! jessica : right back atcha . [ scene_break ] waitress : if you get sugar shock , do n't blame me . ha . darren : wait . got ta make sure your bff is gone for good . destiny : he wo n't be back . besides , david knows a bff is one thing . but a bf -- that 's something else . please , he 's gon na be busy with dorian for the rest of his natural life . dorian : `` furthermore , mayor lord refutes the allegation '' - what are you doing here ? david : step away from the computer , dorian . do n't you make me come over there . [ scene_break ] layla : it 's late . what are you doing here ? lisa : we need to talk about evangeline and how we 're gon na handle this . cristian : no , layla 's right . it 's late . lisa : i 've spoken to a lawyer and i know exactly what we are going to do . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] eli : room service . [ scene_break ] layla : mom , before you say anything -- lisa : please , just , just just let -- let me finish . this is hard enough as it is . i 'm -- i 'm not going to fight you anymore , layla . layla : what ? what does that mean ? lisa : that means that if you are dead set on doing what it says on that paper , then ... i 'll do it . i 'll let my baby go . [ scene_break ] jessica : maybe it 's gon na be a boy . john : oh , i do n't know if the world can handle a brody , jr . [ laughter ] brody : no , no , no juniors . i want the kid to have his own name . the good thing is , everything goes with lovett . lance lovett , latoya lovett ... jessica : latoya lovett ? i do n't know about that . natalie , what do you think ? natalie : um , i 'll leave that up to you guys , but i 'm gon na go get us another round . brody : there 's bosephus lovett , there 's , uh ... [ scene_break ] gigi : back already ? natalie : anything to get me away from the baby talk . gigi : it 's only going to get worse . natalie : they expect me to be jumping up and down like good , old aunt natalie , but i ca n't . i ca n't think about anything but this . gigi : you got ta get it out in the open . tell john . that 's the only way to go . natalie : no . there is another way . gigi : like what ? natalie : do n't tell john . and get an abortion .
eli talks to mrs. williamson on the phone , revealing that he is bennett thompson and he knew her daughter evangeline . eli believes she should stop fighting to keep her daughter hooked up to life support . mrs. williamson then declares to layla and cristian that she can do just that . meanwhile , eli overhears rex attempting to find bennett thompson and bringing him to justice for killing kelly 's mom . eli drugs rex 's food when room service brings it and takes the key so that rex passes out in his hotel room and eli can enter when he 's passed out . natalie appears upset knowing that she could very well be pregnant with brody 's child . jessica and brody are happy knowing they are having a baby together . but natalie secretly confides to gigi that she is considering getting an abortion so that john will never know that she was pregnant . meanwhile , dorian and david are both denying their feelings for each other . destiny attempts to motivate david to admit that dorian is the one for him although he argues . kelly does the same with dorian regarding david .
jessica : you 're not going to get away with this , you know . this is kidnapping , nash ! do you hear me ? it 's a crime . nash : she 's sleeping . jessica : do you -- are you listening to me ? at this moment , antonio is right on our tail ! i can guarantee you that ! nash : no , he 's not . antonio at this moment , i believe , is distracted . [ scene_break ] antonio : feeling better ? claudia : why ? you 're not going to leave me , are you ? antonio : no . i 'll be back in a minute . i 'm just going to go check on jess before she goes to bed . claudia : antonio , wait . wait , wait , please . please do n't go . i 'm feeling a little panicky , like i might take that drink . antonio : claudia -- claudia : i hate being so weak . it 's -- it 's just -- it 's hard to resist the temptation , you know ? for so long , alcohol and pills were like my friends . because i was lonely . like i am now . i just -- i feel so lost , especially with my father gone . he was the one person who truly cared about me . and now -- i 'm sorry . antonio : it 's ok . claudia : i 'm sorry . antonio : can i get you some water ? claudia : no , i -- i -- i 'll be fine . i -- i just -- i just want you to stay with me . and i -- i just need a few minutes -- to pull myself together . [ scene_break ] jessica : stop the car . stop the car right now , or i swear i 'm jumping out . nash : i 'm not stopping the car , and you 're not jumping out . you care about brennan too much to do that . and brucie is right behind us , and he knows what to do if you run . jessica : what are you doing , nash ? what are you doing ? what , you just think that you 're going to take me somewhere and keep me there long enough so tess can come out ? nash : that 's exactly what i 'm doing . [ scene_break ] [ adriana screams ] rex : what ? my god , what 's wrong ? adriana : it 's the stalker ! he 's out there ! he found us ! rex : all right , stay here , do n't move , all right ? i 'm going to get that bastard once and for all . [ scene_break ] cristian : evangeline could die because of you ! you 'd better pray she gets through this . layla : how is she ? how 's my sister doing ? cristian : we do n't know . she had a setback . she 's in the or right now , and mike mcbain is assisting the surgery . layla : god . how could this have happened ? what 's going on with you two ? have you been fighting ? grow up ! my god ! how can you two be hitting each other out here when my sister is fighting for her life in there ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : whoa -- hey , hey ! oh . i guess i was just in time . nora : oh -- r.j. : are -- are you ok ? nora : i think -- yes . r.j. : ok . nora : yeah , i 'm ok . i 'm grateful . i 'm exhausted . r.j. , i do n't think i can do this . r.j. : of course you can . hey , hey , i 'm here to help you . and i am not giving up . [ scene_break ] claudia : i wish i was stronger . antonio : well , you 're dealing with a lot -- the death of your father . claudia : i still ca n't believe he 's gone . every time my phone rings , i -- i think it 's going to be him . he was my anchor . and now -- oh , g -- i do n't know where to turn to . antonio : hey . club soda , lime , for the young lady . look , claudia , whatever you do , do n't turn to the wrong person . claudia : you mean nash ? antonio : take it from me . all right ? the guy 's no good for you . and he 's disastrous to jessica . [ scene_break ] jessica : what is that ? music to kidnap by ? nash : it 's a cd that tess and i made . songs that we both liked . thought maybe brennan would like it , too . jessica : yeah , well , i wo n't . nash : that 's something tess would do . jessica : that is something anybody would do , nash , who 's been taken against her will . nash : ok . hey , no music . we 'll just sit and enjoy the quiet . jessica : nash , if you turn around right now and take me back to llanview , i wo n't press charges . this is crazy . you know , nash , it 's not just crazy , it 's cruel . i was more than happy to work out a fair visitation schedule . and i was just getting antonio to understand the idea that you have a right to see your baby . but now that you 've done this , you have put everything in jeopardy ! antonio 's going to have you arrested -- or worse . jessica : and there 's no way that you are going to get shared custody now . nash : i do n't want a fair visitation schedule . it 's all or nothing with me . i -- i want my baby . i deserve my baby . i want tess . jessica : tess is gone ! and i , jessica , am here ! and i , jessica , am a calm and responsible person ! and i hate you for doing this , nash ! i hate you . nash : i 'm doing it , anyway . i 'm calling the shots , not you . jessica , i will do anything for my baby , for tess . without them , i have nothing . [ scene_break ] clint : the exterior lighting is not what it should be , but i can still tell that you 've got great landscaping . dorian : you know , when were having our little fight , i was n't sure that i wanted us to patch things up . but now that we have , i 'm glad . clint : how can we patch things up when we have n't dealt with the root of the problem ? dorian : the root ? you are always going to defend your family , i 'm always going to defend mine . and we just have to come to terms with that . clint : that 's pretty much the way viki sees it . dorian : oh , you talked to viki about our fight ? clint : i mentioned it , yeah . dorian : and did she think we should patch things up ? clint : well , let 's put it this way -- she 's not all that optimistic about our future . she thinks that our family loyalties will eventually drive us apart . dorian : do you know what i love ? clint : what ? dorian : i just love proving viki wrong . besides which -- ta - da ! we would n't want these to go to waste , would we ? or these . [ dorian and clint laugh ] clint : beer and pretzels . dorian lord has beer and pretzels in her house ? dorian : well , i just happened to go to the market , and i remembered that occasionally you like to have a brew , and then i remembered how pretzels go very well with beer . clint : so you bought these for me ? dorian : i suppose so . clint : because you were hoping that we might make up . dorian : i guess i was hoping that we would , yes . clint : you were also hoping that you would get me over here , i 'd munch a few pretzels and chase it down with a couple of beers and -- dorian : mm - hmm . clint : and chase that down with a couple of more beers -- and then you could have your way with me . dorian : well , if i was hoping that , this would be a great night for it . i 've got a lot of family staying in the house -- they 're all out . even my daughter adriana is somewhere far away , but safe and sound . [ scene_break ] rex : i searched the whole area . there was no sign of anyone having been near here but us . there 's no fresh footprints in the sand , there 's no tire tracks on the road -- nothing . adriana : i do n't get it . rex : are you sure you saw someone at the window ? adriana ? adriana : i did n't see someone . i saw something , a butterfly . rex : what ? adriana : fluttering . rex : a butterfly ? adriana : do n't say it like that -- like i 'm losing my mind , ok , because you know as well as i do that this psycho who has been stalking me has a thing about butterflies . it 's what he calls me in his text messages and the one that he left for us at the cranberry inn . rex : i know , i know , i know . i 'm not making fun of you , adriana , ok ? i understand how serious this is . that 's why we came out here . but it 's like freud said -- sometimes a butterfly is just a butterfly . [ scene_break ] jessica : you know , there 's no way you can stop me from getting to a phone as soon as we get to where we 're going -- unless you 're planning on locking me up , but -- oh , great , is that what you 're planning on doing , nash ? nash : oh , do n't worry . i 'm staying strictly within the speed limit . i would n't do anything to endanger my baby or tess in the car . jessica : oh . nash : i 'm not the speed demon tess was . that actually ties in really nicely to w we met . have i told you that story yet ? jessica : just because i 'm stuck here does not mean that i have to have a conversation with you . nash : yeah . she stole my convertible . jessica : oh , wow . hmm . how original . you guys are a regular bonnie and clyde . nash : huh . jessica : what ? nash : the way you said that . you 're not usually the sarcastic one . [ scene_break ] rex : you 're safe here , adriana . no one is going to find us . feel better now ? adriana : sorry for overreacting again . rex : you can overreact all you want . i will be here to take care of you , ok ? always . adriana : i 'm going to go heat up that pizza . it 's probably cold by now . [ scene_break ] clint : let me get this straight -- adriana 's at a secluded location , with rex balsom , no less , and you 're ok with that ? dorian : rex would never be my first choice for adriana , but then it is n't my choice , is it ? clint : you 're not dorian lord . you 're a pod person . dorian : oh , please ! my daughter 's happiness is all that matters to me , and rex makes her happy . what 's the matter ? do n't you think rex can make her happy ? clint : well , do n't get me wrong . i like rex , t i also know how protective you are o your girls , particularly adriana . i also know that you objected to her going out with duke , an exceptional young man who was never in trouble a day in his life . dorian : i 've evolved . really , no . i have been way too judgmental about the men that my girls spend their time with , and it has ill - served me , and , most importantly , it has ill - served them , so now i 'm going to try something new . clint : yeah , with everybody except kevin . dorian : please . we do not want to go there again . clint : no , no , i do n't particularly want to go there . dorian : good . so just enjoy . clint : i 'm impressed . dorian : impressed by what ? clint : i 'm impressed with you , dorian , because it takes an awful lot of guts to decide to change and -- and then actually do it . and you know something else ? i find this new and improved dorian to be very , very sexy . [ scene_break ] michael : prior to evangeline 's procedure , her heart stopped . we were able to restart it , get it back to a normal rhythm . there were no further complications . layla : what did you do exactly ? michael : we fused the bone between the c2 and the c3 . i do n't expect any permanent damage . cristian : when can i see her ? todd : was dr. simmons able to operate ? michael : nobody will see evangeline until she 's out of recovery . cristian : so she 's staying in the o.r . ? michael : now that she 's stabilized , dr. simmons will be performing the eye surgery . layla : she 's going to get her sight back ? jonas : it 's going to be a very delicate procedure . there was extensive damage to both corneas . microkeratome . get the laser ready . [ scene_break ] jessica : tess is n't the only one with a sense of humor . nash : i 'm sorry . my mistake . we met at a restaurant in new york , outside . she -- she asked me to buy her lunch , tried to convince me . i refused . tess : you 're turning me down ? nash : flat . so she stole my car , took off . i caught up to her . i got my car back . i left her there . nash : went off to a party in the hamptons . somehow she followed me . kind of an exhibitionist , are n't you ? tess : what can i say ? when you 've got it , flaunt it . nash : she was driving me crazy . she stole my wallet , till somebody -- somebody slipped her a roofie . jessica : oh , my god . nash : oh , it was n't me . anyway , i got her out of there before something bad happened , took her back to my apartment . when she woke up , she misunderstood why she was there and freaked out on me , took off . but i -- i knew she was hungry and had nowhere to stay , so i -- i went after her . miracle of miracles , i found her in a city like manhattan . pretty crazy , huh ? can you imagine that ? hmm ? so , anyway , i found her and brought her back to my house , fed her , took care of her . next thing i know , she 's throwing a party in my place . what 's going on here ? who are you people ? tess : it 's called a party , dude . jessica : without asking ? nash : you 're starting to see it , huh ? you remembering any of this ? jessica : no , i 'm not . nash : you sure ? jessica : yes . nash : oh . jessica : pull over . i need to feed her . nash : you told me you fed her right before i showed up . jessica : pull the car over ! nash : she is just fussing . probably felt you judging her mother . flip in a new c.d . [ scene_break ] claudia : nash is n't interested in jessica . it 's tess he wants -- nonexistent tess . antonio : claudia , tess is real . take it from me , she 's -- she 's a very real and dangerous part of jessica . claudia : so everyone says , but being part of someone is different than being someone . and pretty soon , nash is going to have to understand that . and when he does , he 'll have to say goodbye to his phantom girlfriend , which is why i agreed to -- antonio : you agreed to what ? claudia : nothing . antonio : answer me , claudia . you agreed to what ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : you just took the first steps . let yourself be proud for a moment . hey -- i know matthew is very proud . nora : the first steps were supposed to take me home , but the doctor said he wo n't send me home until i can walk about 20 feet . r.j. : 20 -- well , hey , in other news , i heard from rachel . nora : well , that 's changing the subject . r.j. : a little bit . well , look , she 's just very frustrated because she ca n't call you directly . apparently , there is no phone at this kenyan health center -- you know , the one where she 's working . nora : i know where she 's working , r.j . so , any news ? r.j. : well , it 's a letter . nora : hmm . r.j. : she sent it to me because she knows i see you every day , and she did n't want it to get lost in the hospital mail . nora : well , did you bring it with you ? did you ? r.j. : yeah . nora : well , here . r.j. : it 's right here . nora : well , let me have it . r.j. : you know , you can have it as soon as you walk over here and get it . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , let 's go with `` she can see ! `` , and a subhead , `` lady lawyer gets second sight . `` yeah , set that and hold it , and i 'll call you if it 's a go . michael : this is a one - shot deal . i mean , either it works -- cristian : or she 's used up any chance she has of regaining her sight . and what if it 's too soon ? i mean , that guy never even met her until they wheeled her in there . layla : but this dr. simmons is supposed to be the best , right ? todd : the surgery 's going to work . she 's going to get her eyesight back . jonas : we are done . layla : how did it go ? todd : did it work ? jonas : evangeline tolerated the surgery extremely well , but it is too soon to know if it was a success . she is heavily sedated , and her eyes are bandaged . we wo n't know anything till the bandages come off . layla : hey , can i see her , please ? michael : no . i 'm sorry , layla . nobody will be seeing her until she comes out of recovery . if you want to wait , i 'll keep you apprised of her condition . layla : i 'm going to go call my mom and tell her evangeline 's ok . no worse off than yesterday , anyway -- thank god . [ scene_break ] claudia : i did n't do anything , antonio . antonio : claudia , you just said you agreed to something . claudia : to stay out of nash 's way while he tries to get back his precious tess . antonio : and does he have a plan to get tess back ? claudia : i do n't know . who are you calling ? antonio : jessica . voicemail . claudia : maybe she 's putting the baby to sleep . antonio : i 'm going to try her on her cell . damn it . claudia : no answer ? antonio : damn . when i tried her earlier , nash had disconnected her phone . claudia : who are you calling now ? antonio : the super . hey , paulie , it 's antonio vega . yeah . listen , could you do me a favor ? i -- i 'm trying to get ahold of jess , and she has n't been feeling too well . i 'm a little worried about her . would you mind going downstairs and knocking on the door ? that 's great . thanks . [ scene_break ] dorian : why do n't we take this upstairs ? [ phone rings ] um -- ignore it . just ignore it . come here . clint : no , i got to -- dorian : come on , come on -- clint : no , no , no . it might be about jessica . [ ring ] stop . it 's antonio . antonio . antonio : bad news , clint . clint : what ? antonio : nash -- i think he took off with jess and the baby . i tried calling , she did n't answer . i 'm at work . i had the super check . the door was left open , and she and the baby are gone . clint : well , come on . could n't she have just gone out on an errand -- gone to the store ? antonio : no , no . she -- she would never have left the door open unless she was forced to leave in a hurry . clint : or unless it was tess . all right , antonio , i 'm going to call the police . thank you for letting me know . i 'll be in touch . jessica and the baby are missing . dorian : oh , clint , i 'm so sorry . well , of course you have to do what you have to do . it 's what we both do . we -- we take care of our families , and -- especially when it comes to our precious daughters . [ scene_break ] adriana : what are you looking at ? rex : i saw a shooting star . it 's supposed to be good luck , right ? what are you doing ? adriana : i was going to call my mom , reassure her that everything 's ok , see if there 's a lead on the stalker . rex : you ca n't do that , adriana . you took a big enough of a chance calling the first time . ok , look , this creep is smart . he 's got some way of tapping into phone lines . adriana : still , rex , a two - minute phone call -- rex : zero calls , to anyone . we need to lie low . stay out of contact from everybody . that was the whole reason we came out here . adriana : well , how long are we going to have to stay here , rex ? all alone , cut off from the rest of the world ? rex : as far as i 'm concerned , we can stay forever . adriana : what are you saying , rex ? how can we stay here forever ? rex : i did n't mean it literally . i just meant , you know , we 'll stay as long as we have to . adriana : that 's not what you said . rex : whatever i said , i 'm just really liking being here , that 's all . it 's just us . no distractions . but , of course , in a couple of days , if we 're absolutely re the stalker has n't gotten on to us , we 'll head back into town , we 'll make some calls from a pay phone , and hopefully we 'll find out that , you know , the stalker screwed up , made a stupid move , and they caught him . adriana : i hope so . i really want this nightmare to be over . rex : it 's not a nightmare to me . not this part , at least . [ scene_break ] nora : do n't play games with me , r.j . r.j. : this is not a game . nora : please give me my letter . r.j. : i will , as soon as you come over here to me and get it . nora : oh , for god 's sakes . slave driver . r.j. : mm - hmm . nora : stay where you are ! r.j. : you see ? i knew you could do it . nora : my letter . my letter . r.j. : get up here . nora : oh -- nora 's voice : mom , i 'm so sorry for not being there with you . i know you understand . i ca n't leave this work right now . i ca n't leave kenya . it 's been such an incredible experience , helping people who have so little , who 've suffered so much . i know you would be proud of me for what i 'm doing . and it 's only because i 've had you as a role model -- the most caring , giving person i know . nora : she 's sounds very happy . r.j. : yeah . yeah , i know . i got a letter , too . nora 's voice : r.j. 's kept me up to date the whole time . he really loves you , mom . and so do i. i 'll try to get home as soon as i can , ok ? take care of yourself and know that you 're always in my thoughts , part of my heart . love , rachel . r.j. : so ? what did she have to say ? nora : not that it 's any of your business . she loves me , and she 's going to try and come home soon . [ scene_break ] rex : that 's what i meant about being able to stay here forever . it 's like our own little haven . there 's no danger , no interfering mothers . nothing but the two of us . that 's why i think , you know , this is n't a nightmare . it 's a dream come true , and i never want it to end . adriana : when you kiss me , everything in the world seems ok . [ scene_break ] clint : damn . dorian : what ? clint : the police wo n't start looking for jessie until there 's evidence that she left against her will . dorian : well , what about bo ? clint : unfortunately , bo is not in any position to help me right now . dorian : maybe you should try calling nash . clint : i did . he 's got his phone off . dorian : where do you think he would have gone with them ? clint : i do n't know . i 'm just hoping that he 's the kind of man i think he is and he wo n't do anything dangerous . dorian : uh - huh . well , if there 's anything that i can do -- clint : dorian , there 's not much that you can do . listen , i 've got to go and let viki know what 's going on , ok ? dorian : yes , of course . and if anything -- clint : if anything happens , i will let you know . dorian : bad timing . dorian : mmm . [ scene_break ] nash : i believe that i can reach tess , but if i ca n't , i 'll give up . jessica : why ? nash : it 's like i said -- i 'm an all - or - nothing guy . if this does n't work , i 'll stop bothering you . no more walks down memory lane , no more kisses , no more nothing . i 'll be content to be in brennan 's life any way i can . give up on the life that tess and i thought of . the life we dreamt of with brennan . living in our cottage , our happy cottage . what do you think ? tess : you know , you said something to me once . you said i only ever see what 's right in front of me . and you were wrong . when i look at you , i see my future . [ scene_break ] claudia : everything all right ? antonio : no . no , i think that nash took off with jessica and brennan . claudia : oh , my god . is there anything i can do to help ? antonio : oh , i think you 've helped enough already . go home . claudia : what are you going to do ? antonio : i 'm going to go after them . and make no mistake , i will find them . [ scene_break ] nash : she 's still asleep . jessica : you know , we 're going to need to stop soon for formula and diapers . nash : i got everything covered . jessica : you bought formula ? nash : i got formula , i got diapers . it 's all in the back . you know , we sure did make a beautiful baby . i think i can remember the exact moment that she was conceived . we were at my place in new york . it was the night i realized i wanted to be with tess . i mean , really be with tess . looking in her eyes . her smile . i had never met anyone like that . nobody . nash : to the future . you sure are quiet . are you all right ? [ scene_break ] antonio : yes , my name is nash brennan . i 'm a little concerned that someone might be using my credit card . the number ? yes , i have it right here . it 's 0 - 2 - 2 - 9 . expiration 12/07 . would you mind telling me what the last five transactions were ? thank you . you 've been a great help . [ scene_break ] cristian : hey , wait . you ca n't go -- you ca n't go in there ! michael : i 'm sorry , but he can . cristian : what ? michael : mr. manning wrote a check to the hospital large enough to pay for an entire operating theater . cristian : so what are you telling me -- he bought his way in to see evangeline ? michael : i 'm afraid so . the acting chief of staff approved it . layla : wait a second . why is todd allowed to see my sister and i 'm not ? cristian : you know what ? it 's ok , layla . because if evangeline gets her sight back , we 're all going to be thanking todd . [ monitor beeps ] todd : you just ca n't catch a break , can you ? you never left me when i needed you , and i 'm not going to leave you now . i 'm not going to leave you . i promise . [ next_on ] rex : i 'm going to do whatever it takes to keep you safe . john : i do n't care how long it takes , i 'm going to beat him at his own game . spencer : i tried to stop him once before , and this time i will make sure i succeed . todd : you better have made it work , doc . jonas : are you threatening me ? cristian : i love you , i want you to come back to me .
nash has jessica in the car . she tells that she wo n't press charges if he turns around . he wo n't . he will keep her until she is tess . claudia continues to fake antonio out and keep him at the club by pretending that she is about to drink . adriana looks out the window and screams but when rex looks out the window , he sees no one . it was n't a person that she saw , it was a butterfly . `` sometimes a butterfly is just a butterfly , `` rex says . adriana is getting the creeps . she starts making a call , but he stops her . she wonders how long they are going to have to stay at the cottage . rex does n't care how long . `` i wish that we could stay forever `` she gets her back up at him saying that . after they make love and she is sleeping , rex gets out of bed and heads to his laptop . he gets online and types quietly , making sure not to wake her . evangeline 's heart had stopped but they have it going again . she has stabilized and so dr. simmons is ready to do the eye surgery . both her corneas are damaged dorian has clint over . she surprises him with beer and pretzels . they are soon kissing and feeling sexy . they are on the way upstairs when the phone rings evangeline 's operation is over . they wo n't know the results until the bandages are taken off . no one can see her but todd donates a cheque to the hospital and is allowed to go in . cristian peeks in and sees todd talking to an unconscious evangeline . `` you were there for me and so now i will help you . `` cristian watches as todd takes evangeline 's hand and leans over to kiss her . antonio is suspicious of claudia and soon has her telling that she was trying to keep him there because nash asked her to do it . he gets a friend to check on jessica and she is gone with the baby . he calls clint , and gets his gun out before heading out to find jessica and the baby . clint is told the news about jessica but he also feels that there is a chance that tess just left with her child .
starr : i 'm sure you have a lot of questions about why i did what i did . and i 'm hoping that i can help you understand that . i thought that i knew what love was , but , um -- but having you grow inside me -- it was the biggest miracle . and the hardest thing that i 've ever had to do was to give you up . and even though -- even though i am giving up my right to be your mother , i want you to know that i have never -- i have never , ever given up on you . and i am trusting a wonderful woman -- a wonderful woman that i am hoping will give you everything that i know that i ca n't . not just a house , but -- but a home . your mother , the woman that has been raising you , i know that she loves you so much . she loves you just as much as i love you . and that 's a lot . i love you so much , and i want you to know that -- that the reason why i did this was -- was not because i do n't love you . it was because i do . [ scene_break ] markko : on the house . cole : thank you . i need to start work again . markko : why ? dude , between me and the buchanans , you got the total hookup . you know it 's true . cole : i want to start doing things for myself . i mean , i have to if i want to be there for this kid . i mean , everybody keeps trying to make my life easier . you know , paying for stuff , telling me what i need -- markko : dude , you think i 'm bad ? cole : i do n't mean you . markko : just wait until mr. manning gets started . cole : okay , i know that mr. manning did n't get that order for my sake . markko : no , nothing mr. manning 's ever done has been about anyone but mr. manning . cole : okay , he still hates me . i get that . whatever . starr knows -- starr says that he 's just using me . but i 'm not going to give up my kid because she 's afraid of her dad . markko : maybe you should be , too . [ scene_break ] marty : i was raped ? todd : you know what ? you 're in no condition to deal with this thing right now . should n't have brought it up . marty : you think you 're going to tell me something like that and pour a glass of wine ? todd : an awful thing happened to you . that 's -- leave it at that . i mean , you know one of the blessings of this accident , your brain injury , is that you do n't remember it . marty : look at you . tell me . what happened ? todd : i just do n't want to get into it . marty : i see . i 'm sorry about that , because i 'd like some answers . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] john : hey . [ scene_break ] david : you 're offering me $ 10 million for what ? nora : all you have to do is convince dorian to return control of b.e . back to the buchanan family . david : $ 10 million ? that 's what you said . clint : yes . nora : do we have a deal ? david : how do you expect me to accomplish this ? clint : you divorce addie . in exchange , dorian gives control of b.e . back to us . dorian : if i can save viki , you 've got to put it in writing that you will leave my sister . david : $ 10 million . nora : you just have to end a sham marriage . david : you would n't happen to have a plan b would you ? [ scene_break ] dorian : mel , a word . dorian : i 'm not in a particularly good mood . it 's been a long day , and good works exhaust me . you 've been popping up here and there , and now when i need you -- dorian : okay , the point . i did exactly what you told me . i saved the sainted viki 's life . and that cancels out any minor transgressions that i may have committed . all right . i did a terrible thing to charlie banks . but today cancels it out . right ? right ? mel , i am talking to you . woman : so ? what do you have to say ? dorian : i 'm sorry , but i was not addressing you . woman : you said you were talking to mel . dorian : you have n't lost your sense of humor , have you ? mel : is there something i can do for you ? dorian : the mel that i was referring to is a man . and he 's dead . mel : i see . dorian : so , yes , you are talking to a crazy lady . and yes , you should be edging towards the door , and yes , then you should run . mel : are you sure i ca n't do anything for you ? you seem upset . dorian : mel ? that 's a funny name for them to give such a pretty girl . mel : it 's short for melinda . dorian : that 's my sister 's name . mel was my husband 's name . mel : hmm . lot of coincidences here . dorian : indeed . a far less cynical person than myself might think that you were -- dorian : some kind of messenger from the beyond . mel : and that 's what you came here for , a message from beyond ? dorian : i always think that one should tell the truth in a chapel . no , i came to broker a deal . [ scene_break ] clint : there is no plan b . david : oh , clint . i 'm an einstein when it comes to these kinds of schemes . there 's always a plan b . nora : yeah , well , we do n't have one . david : amateurs . oh , i 'm sure between our combined intellects we can come up with something . clint : now wait a minute . are you saying that you want to stay married to addie ? david : i 'm saying plan b should n't hinge on me asking for a divorce . clint : i did n't bring you over here to play games . now , this is your one and only chance for the $ 10 million . do you want it or not ? david : want , very much want . clint : all right . then the plan is you divorce addie , and you take it or leave it . david : leave it . [ scene_break ] shane : why is n't dad home yet ? gigi : i thought you were helping me count my tips . shane : did n't he tell you where he was going ? i always have to . gigi : well , baby , he is not 10 years old . shane : you 've got about $ 14.75 in tips in quarters . that 'll last me a whole day at video world . gigi : yeah , that 's exactly why i was on my feet nine hours today at the diner , so my son could rot his brain playing video games . shane : well , how much did you count ? gigi : well , if we add this to what you got , we might be able to get a pizza tomorrow night for dinner . shane : hey , dad . brody : hey , what 's going on ? shane : we 're having pizza for dinner tomorrow night . gigi : shane , i was being sarcastic . do n't get your hopes up . shane : that 's what you always tell me . `` do n't get your hopes up about a puppy . do n't get your hopes up about disney world . do n't get your hopes up about me and brody . `` [ scene_break ] blair : um , bad time ? john : no . blair : i was , ahem , i was in the hood . john : you always hang out in angel square so late ? blair : you always a detective ? john : you got a problem with that ? blair : i should have called first . sorry . i 'll go . john : could use the company . blair : good . i could , too . [ scene_break ] marty : okay , how about we start with this . did someone grab me off the street ? todd : no . marty : someone stalking me ? todd : no . marty : oh , come on . tell me what . todd : you knew the guy . [ scene_break ] gigi : you think you 're a real joker , do n't you ? shane : it 's not like i made any of that up . gigi : uh , it 's time for you to hit the hay . shane : come on , mom . i have n't been able to hang out with dad all night . brody : mind your mom . we got all day tomorrow to hang out . thought maybe i 'd take you swimming . shane : all right . night , mom . gigi : night , baby . shane : night , dad . gigi : you going to be sober when you take him swimming tomorrow , or you going to pack a cooler ? brody : he 'll be doing something , gigi . he wo n't be living in front of the tv like he did when you two were in texas . you know what ? maybe it 'd be better if i just clear out of here . gigi : that 's not what i was saying , brody . brody : look , i know i 've not been making all the right moves lately . gigi : like taking off and not telling us where you were going ? shane was pretty upset . brody : i wo n't do that again . gigi : so where were you ? brody : i went to a.a . [ scene_break ] starr : i hope that you 're happy and that you have friends as good as mine . i know -- i know that you 're loved , and i just hope that all of my -- all of my wishes for you come true . langston : that was beautiful , starr . starr : you know what -- wait . um -- i have one more thing . langston : yeah . it 's still rolling . starr : okay . starr : i know that people have a lot of words to describe the decisions that i 've made , the choices that i 've made . but i -- i want you to know that even though you were not planned , you were -- you were never a mistake . never . i know that you are the best of me and your father , and i love your father . and i will love him for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] cole : i 'm the father . the law 's on my side . markko : you think mr. manning cares about the law ? that guy 's psycho . he does whatever the hell he wants . cole : i guess i 'm going to have to do whatever i have to do . markko : dude , i got your back , no matter what . you know that . i just hope that you teaming up with mr. manning does n't end up being the mother of all mistakes . [ scene_break ] marty : so i knew the man who raped me . okay . was it date rape ? oh , god , tell me please it was n't someone i was related to . todd : no , no , no , no . no , it was nothing like that . in fact -- i 'm not going to tell you anymore . i just -- i should n't have brought it up . you -- you need to get some sleep , okay ? marty : that 's a good bedtime story . thank you . `` oh , um , you were raped by a person you know . nighty - night . `` todd : sorry i said anything . listen , i 'm going to find something for you to put you to sleep . marty : no , i do n't want any more drugs . i feel like i 've been on drugs forever . i just want to know . todd : why ? why now ? why do we have to talk about this now ? marty : i got to get back to my life , okay ? i 'd like to get back sooner than later . todd : but you do n't have to remember this . you 've been handed a gift . you can start your life over again . do it ! marty : okay . okay , but what about my friends ? and , oh , i 'm a doctor , so let 's see , i go and i have patients , i 've got colleagues , and everyone in this town knows what 's happened to me , but i do n't know ? i do n't think so . todd : you need to know , even if it only is going to cause you pain ? [ scene_break ] blair : you working ? john : uh , no , more like staring at these medical reports and accident histories . blair : that 's funny . i was staring at , um , a murder mystery , and i never even got to the murder . john : ah . blair : you know , the house is really quiet with -- with the kids asleep and all , and i do n't know . dorian 's house can feel so big , and as lovely , as lovely as it is , it can get lonely , and - i do n't even know why i 'm here . john : okay . blair : actually , that 's not true . i 'm here because i wanted to see you . [ scene_break ] nora : david vickers , you are going to pass on $ 10 million ? clint : wait a minute . you 're trying to drive up the price , are n't you , vickers ? david : you never accept the first offer , do you , clint ? clint : this is the first offer and the last offer . $ 10 million . not a penny more . david : what time 's it getting to be ? addie 's going to be home soon . what 's today ? thursday . thursday 's the day that i greet her at the front door wearing nothing but -- monday , tuesday , wednesday , thurs -- cellophane . clint : i 'm not budging . [ scene_break ] dorian : and why , after saving someone 's life -- someone who , may i say , i have been irritated by since the very beginning -- do i have to be wrestling with my conscience ? mel : but you do , do n't you ? dorian : how do you know that ? mel : it 's why you came to the chapel . right ? dorian : and i did not just save viki davidson 's life . i rescued my sister , addie , from a treacherous and vile con man . mel : and you 're still feeling guilty ? dorian : you know , i really find it arrogant that you should assume the role of spiritual advisor to somebody you hardly know , young lady . mel : call me mel . dorian : please do n't tell me you 've gone to heaven and become a cross - dresser . mel : you want to know what i think ? dorian : no ! mel : you do n't need to talk to mel or god or anyone . you know what 's bothering you . and i think you know how to fix it . dorian : no , i do n't . mel : i 'm going off duty now . it was nice talking to you . dorian : but you do n't have to go . the shifts do n't change for another two hours . mel : depends on the job . good night , dorian . dorian : mel , you are working on my last frayed nerve . [ scene_break ] gigi : you went to an a.a. meeting ? brody : you 're the one who said i needed to go . gigi : i just did n't expect you to actually do it . brody : maybe you 'll expect a little bit more out of me from now on . gigi : so how was it ? brody : it was n't my thing . gigi : oh . brody : gigi , i 'm not like those people . they wake up in the morning thinking about their first drink . that 's not my problem . gigi : so what is your problem exactly ? brody : i have n't figured it out yet . the last few years , i 've just been avoiding it . now i promise , i 'm going to deal with it so no one else has to . gigi : good . because i ca n't really trust you around shane if you do n't . brody : i 'm not just doing this so i can be around shane . i 'm doing it so i can be around you , too . marty : okay , i understand that you 're trying to protect me , and i really do appreciate that , but i need to know everything about my past . todd : not about this . marty : especially about this . oh , my god . all right . yeah , because if i was raped , that had a huge impact on my life . and i want to know . [ scene_break ] john : usually when people come and see me this late , there 's usually something wrong . blair : well , my life is no worse than usual . i just -- i felt like having an adult conversation . john : and you picked me ? blair : you listen to me . john : i guess it 's better than talking . blair : would you stop it ? you 've been a good friend to me . i mean , really good friend . it 's actually nice to talk to somebody who does n't , you know , threaten me or want something from me . john : okay . blair : dorian 's house is , you know , sometimes it feels so big and empty and then -- god , tonight i just could n't get enough air . john : excuse me . blair : what ? john : you coming ? blair : sure . [ scene_break ] gigi : i do n't know what to say . brody : you ca n't be surprised . i 'm crazy about shane , but you had to know he 's not the only reason i 've been hanging around here . gigi : brody , if i 've given you the wrong idea -- brody : i 'm not saying that . gigi , from the time i said goodbye to you at that bus station and went away on my first tour , all i thought about was you and getting back home to marry you and start a family . that 's what kept me going . and then my mother told me that lie about you running off with another guy . gigi : what a bitch she was . brody : in spades . i 'll never forgive her for lying to me about you . gigi : i 'll never forget the day she told me you were dead . even though she knew it was n't true . all i could think about was what you must have gone through . all the way on the other side of the world , what had to go through your mind . brody : you were broken up ? gigi : yeah . i was almost eight months along . all the plans you and i made , the future i thought i had , it was just gone . i could n't stop crying . and i really could n't stop thinking about you dying all alone . so , when i made up that story about you dying a hero , i did n't just make it up for shane , i made it up for myself , too . [ scene_break ] starr : do you think i should redo the video ? langston : i think it 's perfect just the way it is . starr : well , at least when the kid sees me all red and disgusting , he 'll be happy that he was n't raised by someone as lame as me . langston : okay , this is n't working . starr : what ? langston : you do n't need me , you do n't need ice cream , you need cole . starr : no . oh , my god . langston , put the phone down . langston : okay , this is stupid . you should n't be going through this alone , neither one of you . starr : cole is not alone . he has my father . langston : starr , you know your father . the pressure he put on cole -- i mean , could n't you try and cut him some slack ? try to forgive him ? starr : okay , the problem is , is that that 's not the problem . langston : no ? starr : no , it 's the other way around . because i decided to give the baby away , cole can never forgive me . [ scene_break ] markko : hey , you want to shoot some pool or something ? cole : markko , you do n't have to baby - sit me . markko : i know you . you 're just going to go home and you 're going to stare into space . cole : no , see , now , that makes sense . because when you win the big game , you party . when your life sucks , you stare into space . it just works that way . markko : well , there is something you can do , something that would really work . cole : markko , that 's enough . markko : you could call starr . cole : no , no , forget about it . markko : oh , oh , right , you know , you might actually end up making each other feel better . ca n't have that . cole : okay , starr does n't want to talk to me , all right ? she 's too mad at me . markko : because you 're teaming up with her old man . that does n't say anything to you ? cole : this has been nice . i think i 'm going to take off . markko : no , dude , you 're helping him get to starr , the man who raped your mother . cole : you think i forgot about that ? markko : no . cole : hmm ? markko : i do n't know . cole : well , i have n't , okay ? i never forget that . when i found out what happened , even when my mom told me she was okay , i could n't sleep at night . but i found a trick that helped . i would come up with new ways to kill the guy . but i 'd make him suffer first , just like my mom suffered . and if he had n't been starr 's dad , i might have tried one of them . markko : and you still went to him for help ? cole : he was the only person that i could think of that might be able to stop starr from giving the baby to marcie . have n't you figured it out yet ? i 'll do anything , even use someone i hate , to stop that from happening . markko : but you can stop it . just do n't sign away any of your rights as a father . cole : okay , well , if i do that , todd will kill me . and if i do n't do that , starr will probably hate me forever . markko : ah . dude , you made a deal with the devil , man . cole : i know . there 's only one thing that keeps me from going nuts . todd ca n't hurt my mom anymore . [ scene_break ] todd : there 's really no reason for you to go through this again . marty : there 's every reason . todd : all right , if you 'll let me , i would like to , uh -- like to give you a new life . one where you do n't have to deal with this again . marty : you 're serious ? todd : yes , i 'm very serious . [ scene_break ] david : surely you can see how sweet my life is right now . i mean , i 'm married to a wonderful woman and i 'm living high on dorian 's hog . clint : well , how long do you think dorian will put up with you being married to addie ? david : that 's the best part . there 's nothing she can do about it . nora : who are you kidding ? she 's dorian lord , she took over buchanan enterprises . if she wants you out of addie 's life , nothing is going to stop her . clint : you know something ? you could find yourself back behind bars in morocco . david : i hate couscous . clint : do we have a deal ? [ scene_break ] dorian : mel , you were showing off just now . that stunt with the pretty nurse ? yeah . dorian : but you ma your point . okay . `` do no harm . `` that is the solemn oath that i took . and i did great harm to charlie banks . and i lied to viki about sleeping with him . okay ? dorian : i hate it when you 're right . [ scene_break ] brody : why did you tell shane i was his father instead of rex ? gigi : i had a choice to make . i could either tell him that his father was a guy who got me pregnant in high school and ran off without a word , or i could tell him that his father was a guy who loved us and -- and only left us because he had to go serve his country . brody : that 's a better story for a kid . gigi : it was n't really a story , brody , because you were willing to take care of the both of us . to raise another man 's child . brody , you came into my life and you took care of me when no one else gave a damn . brody : that did n't make me a hero . gigi : yeah , in my eyes , it did . and -- and shane loved the story . that 's why every time i told it , i would add a little bit more to it . brody : like what ? gigi : like -- [ gigi sighs ] gigi : like you saving all of the guys in your company . like you risking your life to save an iraqi child . to hear me tell it , you fought that whole war all by yourself . and now shane 's convinced that -- that you were something that nobody could ever hope to be . so , i -- i guess i set you up to fail . i 'm really sorry about that . [ scene_break ] markko : look , all this stuff about the baby , i know , i do n't get it . do n't want to . do n't even want to think about it . cole : okay , so do n't . go home , play space attackers . blow things up . markko : you and starr , you should be going through this together . cole : i tried , all right ? she wo n't listen to me . markko : no , she wo n't do what you say . that 's not not listening . cole : i 'm tired . i 'm going home , okay ? markko : just -- just ask yourself one question . is the baby really more important than starr ? does she just not matter at all in this ? cole : of course she does . you know that . markko : well , you team up with her father , and that 's exactly what you 're telling her . [ scene_break ] starr : okay , that was a mistake . langston : what ? starr : i started to get upset about cole . langston : started ? starr : i just handled this all better mad than sad , that 's all . langston : is n't that a form of denial ? starr : okay , denial gets a bad rap . i think that denial works for me . langston : starr , he still loves you , you know ? starr : please do n't tell me that . tell me that he went behind my back at court . tell me that he teamed up with my father . tell me that he has not listened to one word that i have said . langston : but , starr , he did listen . he just does n't agree . starr : no , he -- okay , you know what ? fine , if you want to keep saying that to me , that 's all good . the next time you want to make a video to my future child , stop by , but for right now , i would really like it if you got the hell out of my room . [ scene_break ] brody : you do n't have anything to be sorry about . gigi : yes , i do . yes , i do . look at this mess i 've dumped in your lap . brody : gigi , you 're wrong about all of that . look , i 've been drinking too much since i mustered out . a lot of officers do that . i 'm pretty much the man you and shane made me out to be . gigi : shane thinks you 're a superhero . brody : i came back from the dead , did n't i ? is n't that what superheroes do ? [ scene_break ] langston : you are a jerk . starr : langston , do n't . langston : you 're sad , okay ? you have every reason to be . starr : i miss cole . langston : call him . starr : do n't you get it , langston ? that guy in the courtroom , the one who teamed up with my father , that 's not cole . i just -- i do n't know what happened to him . [ scene_break ] cole : you just do n't get it , do you ? markko : oh , really ? you know i 'm right . call her , because nothing 's going to work out right between you two until you are back on the same page . call her and prove that you 're not like her psycho father . cole : maybe i am . [ scene_break ] john : better ? blair : much . john : good . i could use a break anyway . blair : what would you do without your job ? john : that 's a funny question . i do n't know . blair : you know , even when you were suspended , you were , like , still on the job . john : i guess it 's all i got . blair : there you go . john : gives me reason to wake up in the morning , i guess . blair : i guess it beats lying awake at night , wondering , you know , if your life has any meaning . john : i still do that . you ? blair : my kids , you know , they give me meaning every day , but it 's been a long time since i 've done anything that i 'm actually proud of . john : when was the last time ? blair : ah . i think when i was working as a reporter . you know what ? i was pretty good at it , too . john : yeah ? what happened with that ? blair : hmm . what happened ? todd manning happened . he became my full - time job . even when i went back to `` craze , `` i could n't give it the time that it needed . john : you had two kids by then , right ? blair : mm - hmm . two kids , now i got sam . so , i 'm a wife , a mom , a daughter , soon - to - be grandmother . yikes . huh . i do n't have much time to be just me . john : still a wife ? blair : hmm ? john : you said `` wife . `` blair : i did ? john : yeah , you did . blair : huh . old habit . john : well , it seems to me now you have lots of time just to be yourself . blair : i think the problem is i do n't -- i do n't really know who i am anymore . i think i 've spent so much time being somebody to somebody else , you know ? to todd , to my kids , to my mom . even marty saybrooke . [ scene_break ] todd : i have contacts , i have money and i 'd like to maybe put you up in a place . it could be somewhere that 's far away from here and -- and you would n't have to deal with anything or anyone from your past . marty : how can i start a new life when i do n't know about the old one ? todd : you know , what you 're going through right now with this injury , compared to what happened to you when you were in college , this is nothing . marty : oh , my god . you were there . you were there for me when it happened . that 's -- that 's why this has been so difficult for you , because you 're the one with all the painful memories . todd : not exactly fun for me , no . [ marty sighs ] marty : you said i knew the man . todd : yes . marty : who was it ? todd : it was another student at l.u . marty : hmm . do you know why he did that to me ? todd : he hated you .
starr and cole are still furious at each other and neither will call the other even though both langston and markko want them to . todd concludes to marty that it might be better for her to go away and start a whole new life . but she wants to know all about the rape , how it happened and whom the rapist was . dorian looks like she is having an `` epiphany `` to atone for her recent wrong doings . blair reflects that she wants to have more in her life than her family and she might have feelings for john .
[ previously_on ] jessica : mitch died from a blow to the head . i killed him . walker : if you do n't say anything , no one will ever know . bo : are you trying to protect laurence 's killer ? joey : i think a friend of mine is here . her name is jennifer rappaport . jen : troy locked me in here , too . we 're never going to get out . gabrielle : troy , i need to see you . [ scene_break ] singer : burn at the stake took a sweeping dreaming wham and beats staying awake and i was finding out today . dorian : river ! river ! river : grandma . dorian : ugh ! please do n't do that ! what are you doing out of your room ? and , remember , we have said you are not going to speak the `` g `` word . river : i came down to get something to eat . dorian : uh - huh . river : this punishment is n't some sort of bread and water kind of thing ? dorian : no , no , no , it 's not . it 's -- no , this is fine . you can eat , but -- [ doorbell rings ] dorian : now , up to your room , and please close the door ! i 've got two words for you -- headphones , hmm ? river : you got it . singer : and i 'm just finding out today river : that 's one word . walker : i had you pegged as more the baroque type . dorian : hmm . yes , it 's my daughter 's son . please come in . singer : yeah . dorian : he 's being punished ! oh , thank heaven . he 's confined to his room . walker : sounds like he 's really suffering . dorian : hmm . walker : what 'd he do ? dorian : oh , took my car without permission , drove it off the side of the road . fortunately , nobody was hurt . walker : he was lucky . dorian : so , to what do i owe the honor of this visit ? guilty conscience ? i assume you 're here to talk about mitch 's legacy , which i know is in the millions . walker : actually , i 'm looking for blair . dorian : she 's not here . was she expecting you ? [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] kevin : i thought i saw your car outside . blair : i 'm working here . kevin : oh , so am i. i just want to talk about the sun . blair : please . waitress : can i get you something ? blair : he 's not staying . waitress : oh , ok . kevin : i 'll have a draft , please . waitress : ok . [ kevin sighs ] [ scene_break ] gabrielle : nora , he 's not here yet . maybe he 's not coming . nora : he 'll be there . gabrielle : maybe he got scared off by the police and he 's left town . nora : you know what , gabrielle ? if you 're not sure about this , we can call this off , you know . it could be dangerous . gabrielle : i 'm aware of the risks . nora : wish bo was aware of this . gabrielle : we 've come this far , nora . let 's just press on . nora : all right . but you promise me something . no matter what happens -- no matter what -- you do not let him take you out of that restaurant . as long as you 're in that restaurant , we can protect you . gabrielle : he 's -- he 's here . nora : i hope this was n't a mistake . gabrielle : i was afraid you were n't coming . troy : you have jen 's computer ? gabrielle : no . troy : `` no `` ? `` no `` ? gabrielle : it 's all taken care of , troy . troy : what the hell does that mean , `` it 's all taken care of , troy `` ? gabrielle : i erased every file and the video of you and i . troy : that was n't the deal , gabrielle . gabrielle : you do n't have to worry , troy , because it 's all been deleted . troy : oh , yeah ? and why should i believe you , huh ? gabrielle : because i care about you . [ scene_break ] viki : i wish i could just reach jessie . natalie : you still ca n't get her on her cell ? viki : no . natalie , if you know anything about what 's going on , please , honey , you have to tell me . natalie : i do n't . nothing specific . you know , you just started your job . this is the last thing that you need to be worrying about . viki : oh , no , no , no . no . always time for my children . always . natalie : all i know is that it seems like she 's getting worse . you know , i saw her earlier , and she definitely looked like she was at her breaking point . viki : but about what ? is it mitch ? natalie : she would n't say . i mean , i know it 's more than what happened at lion heart . i bet it has something to do with mitch 's murder . [ scene_break ] jessica : you ca n't take away his badge . antonio : jessica , stay out of it . jessica : no , it 's wrong . antonio : go home . i 'll stop by later , and i 'll explain everything . bo : no , stick around , jess . there 's some things i 'd like to talk to you about . antonio : no . she had nothing to do with the disappearance of the evidence , so keep her out of it . [ scene_break ] dr. robinson : i 'm sorry . i do n't know how often i need to say this . no one named jennifer rappaport is hospitalized here . joey : father greg 's description matched her exactly . dr. robinson : well , we do have a young blond woman in our care going on two years now . she 's schizophrenic . she has n't responded to medication . but i can assure you that she is not the young woman to whom you 're referring . no one named rappaport has been admitted within the last 48 hours -- or ever . [ scene_break ] howell : it 's time for your operation , ladies . lindsay : you get out . leave us alone . howell : afraid i ca n't do that . lindsay : somebody ! help ! [ howell laughs ] howell : ok , i 'll start with you . lindsay : no , do n't touch her ! jen : no ! lindsay : do n't you touch her ! no ! no ! jen : somebody help ! [ lindsay screams ] [ scene_break ] walker : blair supposedly left work an hour ago . figured she was headed home . dorian : she phoned here to talk to starr . she said she was going to have dinner , then go back to work . she said she was going to be late . walker : where 'd she call from ? dorian : hmm . walker : i realize you do n't want blair to have anything to do with me , but what about kevin buchanan ? dorian : oh , please . walker : he 's all over her . he 's married to your niece . dorian : there is nothing going on between kevin and blair . it 's just a professional rivalry , that 's all . besides which , blair is not ready for a new relationship . she is not over todd , god help her . walker : you really believe that ? dorian : i know it . todd 's the worst mistake she ever made in her life . walker : hmm . she 's either at the palace or rodi 's . dorian : and how do you know her so well ? walker : maybe i knew her in a previous life . dorian : excuse me . you 're supposed to be in your room . river : i know , i know . and i did something really stupid . i accept total responsibility for it , but -- look , i 've got this really wicked cramp from sitting in my room all day . i was hoping maybe i could just go in the pool and maybe work it off ? dorian : uh - oh . river : i swear , two laps , then i 'll be back up in my room . dorian : hmm . river : it hurts . dorian : ok . i 'm giving you 15 minutes . just 15 minutes . i 'm clocking you . go ! hit it ! river : grandma , you are wicked cool . dorian : oh . `` wicked cool . `` i 'm even going to let you get away with that `` grandma `` stuff . in private ! [ scene_break ] kevin : you look great tonight . blair : oh . i do n't have time for this . kevin : ok , seriously , i want to buy your paper . blair : seriously , i 'm not selling it to you or anyone else . kevin : well , i know there 's no one else , but fair warning . ok . i am offering you a fair buyout , ok ? and this will not be on the table forever . blair : meaning what ? are you threatening a hostile takeover , kevin ? kevin : oh , blair , i would never want us to be hostile . i 'll tell you what -- why do n't we have another little wager , ok ? and if i win , then you allow me to take you to a nice dinner . blair : no , because you cheat . kevin : it 'll be something completely arbitrary , ok ? i 'll -- blair : yeah . kevin : all right , here 's the bet . blair : what ? kevin : i bet you that the next person that walks through that door is a woman . blair : forget it . kevin : you got a 50/50 chance . blair : no . kevin : ok . if you 're afraid , you know , i understand . blair : i 'll bet it 's a man . kevin : i was very lucky . blair : hmm . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : despite everything , troy , i ca n't stop thinking about you , no matter how hard i 've tried . troy : come on , gabrielle . go sell it somewhere else . i 'm not buying it . first you tell me leave you alone . now all of a sudden you ca n't stop thinking about me ? gabrielle : it 's not all of a sudden . how do you know what i 'm thinking ? you came on so fast . i 'm still living with bo , are n't i ? i have to be a little careful . so do you . troy : what do you mean , so do i ? gabrielle : nothing . troy : no , no , no , no nothings . tell me what you mean . gabrielle : well , it 's just that bo still considers you a suspect in some of these unsolved crimes , and that worries me . and you 've been fired from the hospital . is that true ? troy : what crimes ? gabrielle : i do n't really -- troy : what crimes is bo accusing me of , huh ? tell me what bo said to you . [ scene_break ] natalie : she 's just so emotional . viki : well , honey , her father was murdered . i mean , certainly she has reason to be emotional , right ? natalie : yeah , but it 's not just that . i mean , things are weird between her and antonio , too . viki : do you think that 's more than just because keri and the baby are back in his life ? natalie : no , it 's not that . it 's like she 's keeping this secret . and i begged her to let me help her , and she would n't . it 's like -- it 's like she 's scared to . viki : `` scared `` ? natalie : look , i know that she wants to talk . i can tell . and i thought maybe she 'd open up to you . viki : well , thank you very much . i will definitely talk to her , see what i can do . [ phone rings ] natalie : excuse me . viki : sure . natalie : hello ? cristian : hey , natalie , it 's me . natalie : cristian ! hey , where are you ? cristian : well , i 'm at the llanview airport . i took an earlier flight . natalie : that 's great . i ca n't wait to see you . cristian : yeah , me , too . natalie : so , hurry up and get over here , and do n't forget to bring all that stuff on the wedding list that you got in new york , ok ? cristian : the wedding list . right . antonio : i 'm driving you back to llanfair . i 'll explain everything on the way . bo : i have some questions for her . you 're going to have a chance to explain things after i 've finished . wait outside . jessica : i ca n't believe this . you know antonio . you know that he would never steal evidence . bo : but he would n't deny it . jessica : but if he 'd stolen it , he would 've denied it , right ? bo : or maybe he 's trying to protect someone . i wonder who that could be . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i 'll kill you ! howell : ah ! jen : somebody , please help me ! [ howell groans ] jen : mom , you 're going to kill him ! [ lindsay screams ] jen : oh , my god ! lindsay : i did it ! i did it ! run ! run ! man : what 's going on ? who let you out ? lindsay : go get help ! get help ! [ scene_break ] joey : i 'd like to see the schizophrenic woman you were talking about . maybe that 's who father greg saw . dr. robinson : i 'm afraid that 's impossible without written permission from the family . joey : i do n't want to talk to her . i just want to see her . dr. robinson : i 'm sorry , but hospital regulations are really quite strict about this . yes ? miss philpot : there 's a problem with jerry lee howell . they need you down in the ward . dr. robinson : excuse me . will you please escort reverend buchanan out ? joey : oh , i 'm not leaving . we 're not through . dr. robinson : well , then , will you excuse us ? what happened ? miss philpot : he got out of his room somehow . he nearly killed that psychotic mother and daughter duo . dr. robinson : but they survived ? thank god . well , let 's go . joey : i 'll be waiting . [ scene_break ] jessica : antonio would n't be protecting anybody . bo : jess , he cares . he deeply cares about everybody in his life . jessica : but his job -- it 's the most important thing in the world to him . bo : mm - hmm . so it makes it tough to stand by and watch him just throw his career away . jess , he has n't been honest with me , and that makes me think that maybe he was involved in mitch laurence 's murder somehow or he knows who was . now , you were at the dock that night . an eyewitness saw your mustang , gave us the license number . antonio told me that he drove your car to the crime scene . now , jessie , i know you . i mean , look , i 've known you since you were this big . now , a lie -- a lie wo n't rest easy on your conscience , even if it 's for a good reason . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? officer : your nephew , line two . says it 's urgent . bo : all right , thanks . excuse me . hello ? joey : bo -- i think i 've found jen and lindsay . [ scene_break ] jen : let go of me . we do n't belong here ! lindsay : do n't touch her ! are you all right ? jen : why wo n't you listen to us ? i 'm not crazy ! my name is jen rappaport , and this is my mother . ok , why do n't you just call somebody ? call joey buchanan . he works at st. james church . lindsay : you could call bo buchanan of the llanview police department . but just call him , for god 's sake ! our lives are in danger here . dr. robinson : you 're perfectly safe here . jen : `` safe `` ? a lunatic just came in here and tried to kill us ! dr. robinson : there was a lapse in security . when i find out who 's responsible , i 'll -- i 'll make the appropriate action . by the way , that patient is now down in the infirmary , clinging to life . and if he does n't make it , i 'm holding you both responsible . [ scene_break ] natalie : can i get a ginger ale ? kevin : you really do look great in that outfit . blair : oh , thank you . kevin : but , you know -- and this is just a suggestion -- blair : what ? kevin : you should probably go home and change into something a little more upscale . blair : why ? kevin : because i won the bet . i 'm going to pick you up in a half an hour . blair : fine . kevin : i 'll look forward to it . blair : uh - huh . cristian : hey . oh . natalie : finally . you know , i can not believe i agreed to meet you here . we should be at home -- cristian : yeah , i know , i know , i know , but i 'm starving . you know , i have n't had a bite to eat since last night , and on the plane all we had was those little bags of peanuts . so all i can really think about right now is a rodi 's burger and some fries . natalie : ok , first show me the wedding stuff . cristian : why do n't we grab a seat ? natalie : ok , ok , ok , ok . but it 's all in there , right ? cristian : yeah , yeah , it 's all in there . i 'm hungry . natalie : ok . [ scene_break ] troy : what crimes is bo accusing me of ? gabrielle : troy -- troy : what evidence does he have against me ? gabrielle : it 's lindsay , ok ? lindsay 's adamant that she was with you on the docks close to your apartment the night that mitch laurence was killed . troy : lindsay is insane , and everybody knows it . gabrielle : well , perhaps i could deflect bo 's questioning away from that direction for you . troy : that 's very generous . why do you care ? gabrielle : i 'm taking a very big risk to be here with you . i do n't care what you 've done . i do n't want to see anything happen to you . troy : ok . all right , come on . let 's get out of here . we 'll talk . nora : say no , gabrielle . say no . gabrielle : not so fast . troy : what ? gabrielle : slow down a little . we 're having such a nice chat . troy : gabrielle , we 're in public . come on , let 's go talk in private . gabrielle : no one 's watching us or listening to us . just talk here . troy : you know what ? forget it . i 'm out of here . i 'm not playing this game . gabrielle : no , no , troy -- troy , i really do -- i really do want to help you . i really do . troy : are you coming or are you staying ? hmm ? nora : stay there , gabrielle . stay there . gabrielle : all right . your place . troy : my place . let 's go . nora : damn it , gabrielle , no . [ music plays ] [ phone rings ] gabrielle : oh , wait . sorry . troy : that 's all right . who is it ? gabrielle : it 's my assistant at the banner . troy : oh , well , why do n't you tell her to wait ? gabrielle : i 'll do better than that . power off . nora : it 's over , gabrielle . i 'm calling it off . get away from him the first chance you can get . ok , come on , we 're relocating to the llantano docks . [ scene_break ] kevin : she went home . she went home to change . walker : are you talking to me ? kevin : well , you 're the only one standing there , are n't you ? you 're talking about blair , right ? that 's who you 're looking for ? she has dinner plans . walker : with you ? kevin : go figure . walker : last i heard , you were a married man . kevin : strictly business . i hope you find who you 're looking for . walker : oh , perfect . are n't you ever home ? ok , you 're ignoring my letters , but if your marriage means anything to you at all , you 'll come to llanview quick . that is unless you do n't mind your husband sleeping with another woman . [ scene_break ] natalie : ok . now can i see what 's in there that you got from new york for our wedding ? cristian : excuse me . can i get another one of these ? waitress : coming up . cristian : thanks . sorry . natalie : all right , now i know you 're stalling . what 's going on ? cristian : nothing . natalie : cristian , look , ok , if you did n't get everything that was on the list , it 's ok . cristian : ok . i did n't . natalie : ok . so , i mean , at least we got a start , right ? let me just at least see what you got so far . cristian : natalie -- natalie : what ? cristian : i forgot . natalie : you forgot ? cristian : until it was too late . [ scene_break ] joey : they 're here . i know it . bo : hold on just one second . could you wait outside , please , just for a minute ? [ door opens and closes ] bo : all right , go ahead . joey : father greg said he saw someone who looked like jen at the felicity hills sanitarium , so i came up here . bo : did you see her ? joey : no , but i 'm sure . the administration 's being really evasive , but i got my hands on the admissions records . no one named jen or lindsay rappaport has been admitted , but in the last couple of days two women have been admitted with the same last name -- farrell . bo : that 's lindsay 's maiden name . you stay there . i 'll be right there . i got to go , but we 're not through . [ scene_break ] jessica : what are you doing ? antonio : what i have to do , jessica . jessica : this is crazy . you 're going to lose your career . i -- i -- you did n't steal the evidence , ok ? i know it . and i 'm not going to stand by and watch you throw your job away . antonio : then tell me who did steal it . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , viki , viki , viki . dorian : i thought you were going to be out late . blair : well , yeah , that was the plan , but it turns out i 'm being taken to dinner . so , who 's out by the pool ? dorian : river . blair : oh , way to discipline with that iron fist , dorian . i thought you had him banished to his room . dorian : well , i did , but a boy needs his exercise . blair : oh , please . dorian : just a few minutes more . who are you going to dinner with ? oh , do n't be coy with me . i know it 's walker . blair : oh , why do you always assume it 's walker , huh ? dorian : because he was here looking for you . he did n't find you ? blair : no , but kevin did . dorian : kevin . oh -- blair : i -- look , i know , i know -- dorian : oh , blair . come on , does the name kelly mean anything to you ? blair : do n't be so melodramatic . dorian : excuse me . you are spending entirely too much time with your cousin 's husband . husband . people are starting to talk . blair : oh , `` people `` ? you mean you and walker ? come on , i know what he 's after , and i 'm going to let him hang himself . dorian : by giving him enough rope ? blair : oh , come on . i 'm not an idiot , dorian . i just want to see how far kevin will go . and when he does , i 'm going to go straight to kelly , and he is going to be so sorry he ever messed with me . dorian : hmm . hmm , hmm , hmm , hmm . [ dorian scoffs ] [ scene_break ] viki : no , dean baker i am not unhappy about it . i think if the students are supporting marcie walsh , that 's wonderful . and what would make me even happier would be if you were out there with them . i 'm sorry , dean . i have to call you back . what are you doing ? you ca n't just walk into my house like this . walker : what am i doing ? what the hell are you doing ? you know , i 'll tell you what you 're doing -- absolutely nothing . viki : you have some nerve . walker : do something about your son . viki : my son ? walker : kevin . viki : kevin is none of your business . walker : oh , he 's my business , ever since he chose to sleep with blair . [ scene_break ] cristian : natalie , i tried , i swear . natalie : well , you could n't have tried very hard . cristian : wait a minute . i went all the way uptown to that place to look at those sample invitations . when i got there , this -- they come out with all these different choices , you know -- fonts , paper stock , envelope styles -- natalie : i gave you the envelope style . cristian : yes , but i could n't remember where i had written it . natalie : could 've called . cristian : i just figured i would 've chosen the wrong thing . natalie : so , what , you just gave up ? you got nothing ? cristian : i 'm sorry . come on , natalie , we have time . we 'll do it together . the wedding 's not until the fall . natalie : oh , ok , so that 's your plan ? we 're just going to leave everything to the last minute ? that 's how important this is to you ? cristian : no , no , that 's not what i 'm saying . natalie : no , i do n't care what you 're saying here . what i 'm hearing is that none of this matters to you . cristian : natalie , please -- natalie : no , you did n't do one single thing on that list ! cristian : all right , look , why do n't we go home and talk about this and figure it out . i 'll even go back to new york if you want to . natalie : you know what ? forget it , cristian . this obviously is not -- it 's not all that important to you . cristian : oh , come on . you know that 's not true . natalie : could 've fooled me . cristian : natalie -- [ scene_break ] viki : how dare you walk into my house and then accuse my son of sleeping with blair ? walker : i did n't say he was sleeping with blair . i said -- viki : ok , what did you say ? walker : he 's chasing her around ! viki : why would you be so concerned about blair and what she does with kevin or anyone else for that matter ? walker : i work with blair . i do n't want to see her getting hurt . viki : do n't touch the flowers , please . you know , you seem awfully passionate about somebody who 's just your boss . walker : this is n't about me ! this is about kevin ! what , is he -- is he married ? viki : yes . walker : and blair just lost her husband . does n't that mean anything to you ? viki : yes , of course it does . todd is my brother , and i miss him very , very much , as i 'm sure does blair . walk : oh , yeah ? because most of what i heard about the guy seems pretty negative . viki : if i were you , i would not presume to judge someone that you 've never even met . my brother todd is a very complicated man , and he had a difficult childhood . walker : everybody had a difficult childhood . viki : well , he worked very hard to overcome his , and he made remarkable progress , and he cares . he cares deeply for the people that he loves . walker : and that would include you ? viki : i would like to think so . but certainly jessica and his children and blair -- above all , blair . walker : you talk about him like he 's still here . viki : i guess he is for me and he always will be because i love my brother . i love him very , very much . [ scene_break ] antonio : stop claiming you 're the one who broke into the evidence room because i know you did n't ! jessica : no , you do n't . antonio : you 're protecting someone . jessica , i can help you , but not if i do n't know who it is . jessica : listen , how many times do i have to tell you , antonio ? i was -- there was nobody else at the docks . i was wrong . i made a mistake . there was no one else there -- antonio : how many times are you going to change your story ? viki : is everything all right ? jessica : mom , sorry . we were just talking about -- what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] [ dorian gasps ] dorian : you ca n't be serious ! turn around . oh , my -- blair : what -- dorian : that dress -- pull it up -- down -- who knows where to begin ? you are just begging for trouble ! blair : it 's what kevin wants , and it 's what he 's going to get . dorian : oh , i shudder to think what that means . blair : oh , would you just relax ? if he even thinks he 's going to cheat on kelly , i 'm going to blow him right out of the water . [ doorbell rings ] dorian : oh , blair ! blair : get the door . dorian : the -- [ pounding on door ] kevin : ladies . [ blair chuckles ] blair : well , well . where are you taking me , john travolta ? kevin : that 's funny . i 'm taking you to a little restaurant called prospero 's island . blair : i have never heard of that . kevin : probably not . it 's in bermuda . dorian : huh ? ahem . [ scene_break ] nora : come on , come on , come on , come on . you still have n't picked her up yet ? officer : it 's coming in now . gabrielle : i 've always wanted to see one of the lofts in this building . built in the 1930s , right ? i hear they 're quite something . troy : judge for yourself . gabrielle : it 's just what i 've heard it was . troy : yeah ? you like it ? gabrielle : very , very nice . troy : good . so make yourself comfortable . [ gabrielle gasps ] gabrielle : troy , please , i need to take it a little more slowly . troy : whatever you say . [ troy turns stereo on ] [ music plays ] nora : whoa , that music 's loud . troy : let 's dance . gabrielle : now ? troy : sure . gabrielle : i mean , do n't we need to think about how to protect you from bo ? troy : we can think about that while we 're dancing . you said you wanted to take it slow . we 're taking it slow . [ music plays ] nora : the music 's too loud . i ca n't hear a damn thing . he knows . he knows . gabrielle 's in trouble . hey , call for backup ! come on , we 're going in . go , go , go , go ! [ scene_break ] blair : of all the arrogant , self - centered , conceited -- i 'm not going to bermuda with you , kevin buchanan ! dorian : amen ! blair : no way ! kevin : ok , ok , suit yourself . but just so you know , i was only trying to do you a favor . blair : oh , yeah , and i know what kind of `` favor `` you 're talking about . kevin : oh , you think so ? blair : i know so , mm - hmm . kevin : well , do you know this ? blair : what ? kevin : five world leaders are meeting in hamilton to draft a major referendum on the war on terrorism . blair : that was n't on the wire . kevin : no , it is n't , not yet . night . blair : wait , wait , wait -- dorian : blair , you wait . this is a transparent trick . kevin : i would bet the banner on the accuracy of my information . blair : ok , you know what ? i 'm going to go . but i 'm telling you right now , kevin , if this is a trick -- kevin : mm - hmm ? blair : i 'm going to hold you to that little bet of yours . and you are my witness . kevin : well , i would n't have it any other way . blair : yeah , i bet . dorian : yeah . kevin : oh , i 'll get that . dorian : huh . river : that swim was a lifesaver , grandma . thanks . dorian : you 're welcome . river : i 'm going to go up into my room and just -- you tell me if the music 's too loud . dorian : oh . river : you know , i 'm just going to turn it off and -- you know , i could , you know , sort of hang out in the study and watch tv or -- right , it 's not part of my punishment . sorry . dorian : uh - uh . river : ahem . dorian : all right , i 'll tell you what . you can watch tv in the study for one hour , all right ? [ phone rings ] dorian : change into dry clothes . quick , quick , quick , quick , quick . river : thanks . dorian : you 're welcome . hello ? oh , kelly , hi ! you are ? huh . and when exactly does your plane get in ? [ scene_break ] walker : blair 's out somewhere with your brother kevin , and i need to get in touch with her , so i thought your mother might know where to look . thanks for your time . antonio : call me . hey . walker : hey , what ? antonio : just thought i 'd let you know i 'm rechecking your alibi for the night of mitch 's murder . walker : thanks for the update . knock yourself out . antonio : i 'll find out exactly what happened that night . walker : good luck . antonio : because someone innocent might wind up getting hurt otherwise . walker : i think you better let it go , detective , because there 's only one person who 's going to get hurt if you keep this up -- jessica . you want that ? nah , did n't think so . [ scene_break ] viki : look , we 've spoken a hundred times , and i 'm still very , very worried about you . jessica : mom , i told you , i 'm fine , ok viki : no , ok . no , you 're not ok . you 're not ok at all . something is tearing you up inside . it 's a problem that you have , and i know it has to do with mitch . baby , listen to me . i 'm afraid that at this point , you 're in so deep that you ca n't get out by yourself . [ scene_break ] jen : troy arranged this . he arranged for that psycho to come in here because he wants us to be killed . oh , yeah , he wants us dead , and there 's nothing we can do to stop it ! lindsay : we just have to calm down . we are not going to die . we are going to get out of here . i 'm not giving up , and neither are you . not now , not ever . dr. robinson : look , stay as long as you like , but i ca n't allow you to disturb any of my patients . joey : oh , your patients are the least of your problems . commissioner buchanan , this is dr. robinson . bo : hello , doctor . i 'd like to see the two women that you have committed here under the name farrell . now . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] nora : gabrielle ? nora : oh , god . gabrielle . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] nora : bo , you need to come down to the station right away . bo : what 's going on ? nora : it 's about troy . walker : i 'll help you find your dad if you 'll help me keep kevin away from your mom . blair : we 're going to dinner . dorian : yeah ? and what 's on the menu ? jessica : i killed him ! i killed my father !
kevin continues to harass blair about selling the sun . gabrielle goes undercover with a wire to try & get troy to let something slip . vicki & natalie discuss jessica 's weird behavior . jessica tries to talk bo into not taking antonio 's badge & he tells her someone saw her car at the crime scene . she continues to deny she 's protecting anybody . joey goes to the asylum & questions the director about lindsay & jenn being there , but he tells him there 's nobody by those names . jerry lee howell attacks jenn , but lindsay jumps on him & nearly strangles him with a pillowcase . walker goes all over town , trying to track down blair . gabrielle convinces troy she cares about him & he convinces her into going back to his place . walker finds out blair & kevin are out together & calls kelly telling her to get down here to stop them . christian 's in big trouble with natalie for forgetting the wedding invitations in nyc . joe calls bo to come to the asylum , because he located the names of the women on the director 's computer . dorian tells blair to cool it with kevin , but blair says she 's setting him up to get caught by kelly . walker barges into llanfair & starts acting very `` todd - like `` demanding vicki stop kevin from hitting on blair . troy spots the wire on gabrielle . kevin plans on taking blair to bermuda for an exclusive story . antonio warns walker that he 's rechecking his alibi for the night of mitch 's murder . walker tells him to back off , because it 's only going to hurt jessica . nora & the police break in on troy & find them gone .
rex : something wrong ? michael : you know todd 's still missing , right ? rex : yeah , i heard . michael : i hope that does n't mean that he 's found out what we 've been hiding from him . todd ? can you hear me ? todd : hmm . michael : do you -- do you remember anything ? todd : oh . i want my son . [ scene_break ] langston : we came as fast as we could . markko : what happened ? langston said you did n't sound so good . starr : um -- langston : oh , right . um -- hey , how about that pool in the back that i was telling you about , yeah ? markko : are you ditching me ? langston : do you need a lifeguard ? markko : fine -- go comb each other 's hair . but just so you know , i was down to listen or cheer you up or give advice . whatever . langston : aw , how cute . starr : ok , wait , maybe you can help me with something . markko : let her rip . starr : my dad was stabbed and kidnapped and held hostage , and cole knew exactly who had him and where he was . langston : what ? starr : so now , what do i do ? [ scene_break ] guard : dr. saybrooke ? you have a visitor . [ scene_break ] david : i 'd like the filet mignon , charred rare . no , the one with the shiitake reduction . and a side of haricot vert , no mash , and bread pudding for dessert . my name -- david vickers , and i 'm at -- a takeout blacklist ? what is the -- well , renee is just kidding . are you aware that i just donated my liver , which reminds me -- i 'd like the foie gras appetizer . hello ? hello ? ah -- oh , good . i 'm glad you 're here . you 're the law -- they 'll listen to you . i 'm going to call the palace back . i want you to tell them that i 'm with you . john : you 're right -- you are with me . get dressed . david : what ? my liver is regenerating . i 'm not going anywhere . john : you 're going on camera to tell the whole world you know who killed spencer truman . [ scene_break ] adriana : where the hell could it be ? rex : calm down , adriana . adriana : that racist piece of crap went in the garbage can -- i saw it ! talia : is it possible your roomed it ? adriana : layla -- why would she do that ? talia : maybe she 's being considerate taking out the trash . maybe she did n't see it . adriana : there was n't that much stuff in there . she would 've seen the medal and she would 've flipped out like i did and called me . rex : what if tate came back and took it ? [ scene_break ] layla : wow . this is beyond beyond . vincent vincent -- vincent ? vincent ! wake up ! vincent ? hey . [ scene_break ] rex : yeah . adriana : still not answering ? talia : no , it 's going straight to voicemail . rex : listen , if any of your staff or you sees tate harmon , you need to call the l.p.d . and let the commissioner know , and do n't let him see you doing it . yep . still a no - show at the tv station . adriana : they have n't heard from him ? [ rex sighs ] rex : look , the more i think about it , the more i 'm positive tate came back for that medal . there 's no way he could let it go . talia : there 's no proof of that . there 's no sign of forced entry . adriana : i let him crash here on and off for weeks . oh , god . talia : what ? adriana : what if layla let him in ? rex : call her , now . talia : i 'm going to check in with the station . [ scene_break ] layla : vincent , wake up ! wake up , vincent ! wake up ! wake up . tate : so glad you could join us . layla : tate . tate : but i do n't want you messing up my handiwork , ok ? so -- uh - uh - uh - uh . no , you do n't ! oh , no , you do n't ! all right . i 'll tell you something -- if u scream , i 'll kill him , ok ? if you try anything , i will kill you -- you got it ? nod your head like a good little girl . layla : mm - hmm . tate : yeah . we 'll have you trained in no time . [ phone rings ] tate : get your phone but do n't answer it . get your phone out . do not answer it . oh , right on time . hello , boss lady . nice to hear from you . [ scene_break ] blair : michael ? how does he look ? michael : well , as you know , todd sustained a stab wound to the abdomen . now , judging from the amount of scar tissue and his state of healing , i 'd say that it occurred about 12 weeks ago . viki : oh , god . blair : that was when he was in chicago . viki : what -- what 's his prognosis ? michael : i think he 's going to be fine . blair : thank god . viki : he 's going to make a full recovery ? michael : well , it 's going to take time -- i mean , not just the initial injury that 's -- that 's bad , but the patch job that was done afterwards . blair : right . well , can we -- we see him now ? michael : you know , i -- i think it 's best if we let him wake up . you know , i 'd -- i 'd like to examine him , you know , interview him , see if there 's anything we missed . you know , maybe he could shed some light on the toxicology screen . blair : oh . why he showed up drunk and we found him with a prostitute in his bed ? viki : what ? blair : yeah . john found him in a seedy motel . viki : with a prostitute ? oh , come on -- that 's not him . blair : well , i know . it does n't , you know , make any sense , but i think it has something to do with the scam that somebody 's trying to keep him away from his son . viki : well , i guess we wo n't know till we get all the facts . blair : and we should have that very soon because todd 's going to wake up and he 'll tell us exactly what happened . [ scene_break ] david : john , my flat - footed friend , surely you can see i 'm in no condition to move . i 'm barely on solid food . john : you 'll be a cheap date . david : hmm -- flattering . john : get dressed . david : no , i 'm serious -- they cut me . i 'm still healing . jo : so we 'll prop you up . you 'll be like a network anchor . david : i 'm not supposed to move . john : oh , yeah ? well , it must 've taken some movement to toss this . `` viki davidson `` -- very nice . david : yeah , it was , till clint wrecked it . john : well , it must be some kind of record . david : for what ? john : alienating the parents of the girl whose life you just saved . david : you know what ? you can leave and you can take your leash with you . john : let me tell you something . marty saybrooke 's in jail for a crime she did n't commit , so you have a choice . you come with me now , or i 'll bring the cameras to you . david : oh , no . i ai n't getting my close - up under track lighting , sitting next to a bedpan . john : i guess you should put some blush on . i 'll be right back . david : do n't you do that , john . man : relax , david . this is one threat lieutenant mcbain 's not going to make good on . [ scene_break ] markko : cole saw your dad with his own eyes ? langston : he knew his whacked - out stepfreak was holding your dad hostage ? starr : and he did n't do anything . he did n't tell me and he did n't tell the cops . markko : nobody ? langston : he is so going to juvie for this . markko : that does n't sound like cole . he 's too straight - up , you know ? langston : `` straight - up `` ? ok , i do n't think you get how twisted this is . starr 's dad -- markko : yeah , i know -- you already told me , remember ? langston : so cole comes to town , gets with starr , goes totally steroidal on her , then does this whole big thing about how sorry he is and how he 's going to go straight . markko : and he did . langston : and then he tricked starr into believing he loves her . markko : yeah , the dude does . langston : oh , and that 's when starr 's dad gets stabbed and held hostage , and it turns out that cole knew what 's up ? it 's a total setup . markko : he 'd have to be a complete psychopath . langston : it 's happened to better guys . remember henry ? markko : nah , i 'm telling you thornhart 's not like that . there 's got to be something more . starr : there is . cole 's mom killed a guy , and he lied about that , too . [ scene_break ] marty : did you find the money ok ? cole : yeah . marty : uh , you know that there should be enough for a couple of days , if you spend it carefully . did you get something to eat ? cole : yeah , i grabbed something . marty : well , you know , i do n't want you eating out all the time , so , you know , you can get some groceries and there 's -- there 's really easy recipes -- cole : mom ? marty : they 're in the kitchen by the -- cole : i can cook , remember ? dad taught me . marty : i know you 're disappointed in me . cole : what ? marty : and you have every right to be . cole : mom , stop . that is n't it . huh -- this is so wrong . god -- i could kill miles for doing this to you . marty : do n't say that . sweetie , i know you are hurting . but i did something wrong and i have to pay for it . cole : you killed a man who was going to rape starr 's mom . how is that a crime , huh ? can -- can anyone answer me that ? marty : look , cole , please . i have n't been charged with anything , ok ? they 're just holding me for 48 hours . cole : and if you are charged ? marty : then i will hire a lawyer and i will post bail . cole : oh , this is nuts . marty : please , sweetie , i -- i 'm doing everything i can to fix this , and if -- and if it comes to it , i will hire the best defense possible , but -- but in the meantime , i need you to take care of yourself . cole : i am . marty : and i -- i know you 're worried and i ca n't ask you not to be , but i need you to , you know , go about your life like you normally would . can you do that for me ? cole : yeah . marty : ok . well , have you talked to starr ? cole : you 're the only thing that matters to me right now -- you and miles laurence . marty : please , i told you -- cole : mom ! marty : do n't -- cole : he did this to us ! all right ? and if they set him free , i do n't know what i 'm going to do . [ scene_break ] david : john , let me introduce you to my very expensive lawyer , howard -- john : yeah , i know who he is . howard : oh . are you a fan of trial tv ? john : no . what ? did you -- you win the lottery or something ? david : oh , i know better than to skimp on legal representation . john : i did n't know the statesville laundry paid enough to hire a bigtime defense attorney . howard : uh , uh , uh -- the clever detective 's on a fishing expedition , but it 's not going to work . you 're in a leaking raft in open water . john : and you 're the moby dick of this analogy ? howard : my client 's finances are none of your business . john : no , they 're not , but , you know , the i.r.s . is always curious about new money . howard : well , i was hoping to avoid any unpleasantness , but i see you 're determined to make this a dialogue of threats . john : lay it on me , slick . howard : cease and desist the harassment of my client or you 'll be working the nightshift with mall security . [ scene_break ] michael : you know , i -- i really would n't expect too much from todd when he wakes up . we 're not going to know the full extent of his injuries until he 's fully conscious . blair : oh . and he did n't get help for a long time . viki : oh , well , i mean , what if we just went and sat with him ? maybe hearing our voices would make him wake up , huh ? michael : i -- honestly , i would prefer to let the i.v . do its job , rehydrate him , get him stable -- paige : but blair and viki are n't going to interfere with that . they can go in -- go ahead . blair : thank you . viki : oh . thank you . paige : let me see this . you 're doing a good job handling todd 's treatment . michael : but ? paige : well , i understand you want to manage the family 's expectations regarding his recovery , but do n't overdo it . you know , there 's room for optimism here . todd is recovering . blair and viki being in the room is only going to speed up that process . michael : and if i find something more serious -- paige : well , then we will deal with it then . but you do want him to recover , do n't you ? michael : of course i do . he 's my patient . paige : well , good . because if i did n't know you better , i 'd think you had a different agenda . viki : you know what ? i -- i -- i ca n't believe this . he 's done it again . he 's cheated death . gone all these months and in terrible trouble and then , all of a sudden , he 's here . blair : yeah . he 's really here . viki : does starr know ? blair : no , i have n't contacted her yet . viki : we , maybe -- maybe it 's better that you wait for news on his prognosis before you bring the children here , huh ? blair : viki , do you think something 's really wrong with him ? viki : oh -- you know , blair , he 's a survivor . we all know that . i do n't think he would make it all the way back here just to leave again . blair : i just wish he would wake up and tell me what was really wrong with him . viki : yeah . todd : yak , yak , yak . that 's all you guys are good at michael : you know , i -- i really should go and check on todd . paige : no . you know , let viki and blair have their time with him . the monitors will go off if he 's in danger . is something wrong ? michael : i 'm fine . why do you ask ? paige : i 'm just checking . you know , your shift is almost over anyway . why do n't you just punch out and i 'll take over ? michael : i 'm fine . you know , i 'd really prefer to see this one out . paige : huh -- ok . now i know there 's something wrong . michael : why , because i love to do my job ? paige : no -- because the michael i know would jump at the chance to go home to his wife and kid . michael : with all due respect , my family -- my business . paige : i ca n't have you treating patients when your head is not in it . michael : why are you so sure there 's something wrong ? you know , right ? you know about marcie ? paige : yes , i do . viki : hey , can we get you anything ? todd : more of these drugs . [ viki chuckles ] viki : hey , i think we 'll leave that up to the doctors . blair : you know , they 're right outside . they said you 're going to be ok , todd . todd : ow , my head . why do i feel so -- blair : you feel drunk ? todd : well , no , i feel , uh -- hung - over . blair : well , uh , john found you in a motel heavily intoxicated with a prostitute in your bed . todd : really ? blair : uh - huh . you remember anything ? todd : a hooker -- no , no . everything else , yeah . [ scene_break ] langston : cole 's mom killed spencer truman ? starr : she 's in jail right now . markko : oh , cole must be freaking . langston : you do n't think starr 's freaking ? her dad 's still missing . markko : all i 'm saying is it blows for both of them . starr : do n't compare me to cole , ok ? he could 've helped save my dad , but he did n't do anything . markko : ok , but his dad is already dead . you know , cole is an only child . his mom is the only person he has . langston : why are you defending him ? markko : i 'm not defending him . i 'm just seeing it from his side . i mean , what would you have done ? langston : the right thing . markko : oh , and screw the only parent you had left ? i 'm just saying if someone threatened to take away your mom right now , you and your little brother would be all alone . are you telling me you 'd let that happen ? i mean , yeah , cole was wrong , but his back was up against the wall , man . does that help ? langston : like a kick in the head helps ? markko : i just think you should give him the benefit of the doubt . but , whatever . so , are you going to stay with him or not ? [ scene_break ] marty : look , i mean it , cole . do not do anything about miles . i do n't want to have to get out of this jail cell and then bail you out of juvenile detention . so , please , just let bo and john do their job . promise me . cole : yeah , i promise . nora : marty ? hi , cole . i just heard the news . i 'm -- i 'm speechless . marty : i do n't know what to say , either . nora : are you holding up ok ? marty : it 's not so bad . everyone 's respectful and i get my meals on time . nora : well , this is a fine mess . cole : my mom did n't do anything wrong . nora : you know what ? do n't worry . i 'm here , i 'm going to help her get to the bottom of this . marty : are you -- here in an official capacity ? nora : um -- no . actually , so far , there 's been no official decision whether or not to press charges , so -- marty : but you have my confession . nora : you know , honestly , i 'm letting bo and john sort through all of this stuff , and until they come into my office with an official decision to press charges , i 'm keeping my nose out of it . marty : is n't that unethical ? nora : hmm , no , not technically . i 'm not going to prosecute you , my friend . i wo n't . marty : i know this is awkward for you and i would understand if you need to keep your distance from me . nora : ok , that 's my decision . and frankly , the whole idea of you killing spencer truman -- or anyone else , for that matter -- just does n't make a lick of sense to me . marty : that 's what i remember . nora : well , memory is a tricky thing . i can attest to that . cole : yeah , she 's right . why wo n't you let us believe you 're innocent ? marty : cole -- cole : what ? nora : there is something suspicious about all of this . and we 'll just let bo and john -- if there is , they 'll -- bo and john will definitely get to the bottom of it , ok -- guaranteed ? guaranteed . in the meantime , is there anything i can do for either one of you ? marty : there -- there is one thing . nora : name it . marty : you can take care of my son . [ scene_break ] john : if i were you , i 'd be more concerned about a client who hindered the investigation of a capital crime . you see , whether we like it or not , he 's ours . howard : then charge him . john : do n't have to . howard : as long as he 's working for you . john : now you 're catching on . howard : you violated my client 's civil rights when you enjoined him to take part in your dangerous sting operation against his will . john : sting ? what sting ? howard : precisely . there will be no operation as long as i 'm here to stop it . john : vickers was temporarily released under my supervision . there is no way he 's free and clear . howard : just try to get him back into prison . you 're the one who proclaimed his innocence on national tv . my client 's a free man . you ca n't force him to risk his life to bait a killer . david : what he just said . howard : besides , you already have the real perpetrator in custody , a dr . margaret saybrooke . john : she has n't been charged with anything . howard : why ? is she also in your employ , earning hard pay ? i 'm well aware of your illegal conspiracy with the warden at statesville to show david in this reckless manner . if you do n't cease and desist , i 'll expose your entire department in front of those cameras you keep clamoring for . now , please leave and take that ankle monitor with you . [ scene_break ] adriana : what did you do ? tate : oh , nothing yet , but i got to tell you , it 's getting a little boring here without you , so listen up . if anybody 's hanging around , you are talking to layla , not me , ok , and she 's yukking it up about the filthy good time she 's having with vincent tonight . comprende , chica ? adriana : sounds like a great time . tate : ok . so now , i am rassling up the posse , ok ? just me and the creators of exposed on the roof of the palace hotel . come quick and come alone -- no rex , no cops , no one . adriana : got it . tate : you might want to hurry , though , because the winds are just blowing around up here and , you know , i 'm trying to hold on to your roommate . but with this bum shoulder of mine , a good , stiff breeze could just blow her away . [ scene_break ] paige : marcie came to me to ask me about fertility doctors , and i gave her a list of names . michael : she ever come back ? paige : no , i think she did n't want the situation to be any more complicated than it already was . listen , michael , if you or marcie need any help or advice -- michael : we do n't . thank you for asking . what i do need is for my boss to allow me to do my job . paige : understood . michael : then i have your permission to check on my patient , after which , i will be going home ? paige : go ahead . todd : that woman from the adoption agency , mrs. bromley , gave me an address of this - [ baby cries ] todd : smelly , abandoned crack house . so i get there , and i hear this cry of a baby . viki : did you find your son ? todd : no , there was no baby there . blair : was it a tape ? todd : mm - hmm . how 'd you know that ? blair : because john and i found it right outside in the garbage of that building . and the police spliced it together so we could listen to it . so you know , whoever lured you to that building , todd , must have had it all planned out . todd : yeah -- yeah , it was playing on a tape recorder . [ baby cries ] todd : so i -- i come into the room , and then the next thing i know , some -- somebody jumps me . i never saw the person . they were wearing a mask . the last thing i remember from there was this person standing over me with a knife . i passed out . viki : who would do that ? todd : the only other thing i know for sure is that i was walking through the woods outside of town , and i must have passed out again , because -- now i 'm here . i do n't remember -- blair : you 're alive , though . you 're alive . todd : yeah . still down one son . michael : welcome back , todd . how you feeling ? todd : i do n't know . huh , i like these drugs , though . [ blair chuckles ] viki : hey , i promise you something . once you 're feeling better , we 'll get together , and we 'll find your son . todd : well , there is one thing i want now , and i need you to take care of it for me . [ scene_break ] starr : you know what ? i dumped cole , and i never want to see him again . langston : amen . starr : how could you even think that i would want to be with him after he did something like that ? markko : well , because when we first got here , you asked us what you should do next . i mean , call me crazy , but why would you ask that if you were sure you did the right thing ? langston : she wanted to know how she could stick it to cole . ok , dumping him was good , but now you need to go in for the kill . starr : no , langston , that 's not even what i meant . god , how did this all happen ? cole and i were so happy at prom , and now -- my dad could be dead because of him . langston : i 'm so sorry . [ phone rings ] starr : mom ? blair : where are you , starr ? starr : i 'm at aunt dorian 's . blair : ok , grab her driver and have them drive you straight to the hospital , ok ? starr : what happened ? blair : it 's your dad . i got some really great news . we found him , and he 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] cole : mom , like i said before , i can take care of myself for a few days . i do n't have school . i have nowhere to be . marty : exactly . i do n't want you to be alone , ok ? just not now . i know this is kind of unexpected , and it might be a conflict of interest for you , but -- nora : ok , first of all , i live in a mansion . he could have a whole wing . i would n't even know he was there . and second of all , this is not a conflict of interest . i told you , if anything official comes down , i 'm going to recuse myself from the case . marty : thank you , nora . nora : of course . cole : what , you do n't trust me , mom ? marty : sweetie , no , that is not it . look , i -- i just do n't want you in an apartment by yourself just sitting there spinning worst - case scenarios , ok ? cole : i can take care of myself . marty : please , do this for me . i am running out of options here . cole : what about john ? [ scene_break ] john : you got a problem , file a complaint . howard : done . this order vacates my client 's conviction and demands his immediate release from the service of the commonwealth . john : why did n't you just hand this over in the first place ? howard : well , where 's the fun in that ? john : hilarious . i 'll see what i can do about his release . david : that 's too bad . he knows where to get great cannoli . now he hates me . howard : well , i get paid the big bucks so the other side hates me , not you . good thing you got them . david : yeah -- about that -- there 's something else i need you to do for me . [ scene_break ] rex : what did layla say ? adriana : she said -- talia : i 'm going to go back to work and coordinate from there , ok ? rex : do you think maybe an a.p.b . on tate ? talia : hmm -- did you reach layla ? adriana : mm - hmm . talia : she threw out the trash , right ? adriana : huh -- yeah . talia : i thought so . an a.p.b . is premature , but you two should lie low and stick together if you can . rex : yeah , no problem . adriana : you know , layla and vince are on their way back here now , so you do n't have to stick around , rex . rex : i 'll wait till they get here . talia : all right , well , call me if tate contacts either one of you , and if he shows up , under no circumstances are you to let him in . rex : talk to me . adriana : about what ? rex : you looked like you were going to stroke out on the phone with layla . adriana : i 've been hanging with a racist murderer for months without knowing it . i 'm a little tense . rex : fine . adriana : who are you calling ? rex : well , you 're not going to tell me the truth , i 'll get it from layla . [ scene_break ] tate : sit . good girl . layla : this ca n't end well for you , tate . tate : i know exactly how it 's going to end , layla . layla : yeah ? tate : mm - hmm . layla : fill me in . tate : let 's see . there 's this . or there 's this . huh ? or my personal favorite -- ah ! get it yet ? figures . your kind ai n't too bright . layla : whatever you think you 're going to do to us , you wo n't get away with it . tate : you know , you and homeboy were pretty bold back at the apartment with all that smack talk , huh ? what was it that you called me ? a -- a coward who was afraid to show his face ? well , here i am . huh ? take a good , long look , because this is the last face you 're ever going to see . [ scene_break ] adriana : this is exactly why i broke up with you . rex : whoa ! adriana : you 're so jealous and paranoid and insecure ! you 're always trying to mess with my life and control me , just like my mother . rex : wow ! see , i thought we broke up because i s suspicious of your racist , murdering underwear model . adriana : that phone call had nothing to do with tate . rex : oh . then what were you and layla talking about ? adriana : personal business . rex : still waiting . [ adriana sighs ] adriana : she -- she and vincent got into it , ok ? he said things and she said things , and now she 's on her way back over here and she 's upset . she feels like a fool for ever having trusted him again . and she 's going to feel like an even bigger fool if you 're here when she gets here . is that what you want ? rex : i just wanted to make sure you were safe . adriana : well , stop hovering . i 'm fine . [ adriana cries ] adriana : ok . ok . all right . just -- , come on . layla needs you . [ scene_break ] marty : john mcbain ? cole : what 's wrong with him ? marty : no . no . nora : hey , silent type like john ? might make a good guardian . marty : look , i want you with nora . there is plenty of room at the buchanans ' . cole : he has a couch that i can sleep on , mom . besides , he 's chief of detectives , so you do n't have to worry about me being safe . marty : why are you fighting me on this ? cole : because he knows the whole deal of your case . marty : ok ? cole : and he 's not going to let you go down for it . he 's going to keep fighting for you , no matter what , and i think -- i do n't know -- this might sound stupid , but i think i can help you . marty : i love you so much for wanting to take care of me . but i am the parent , and i have to do what i think is best , and staying with nora and matthew is the best thing , and that 's final . nora : i can -- i can talk to john and see about having him keep cole in the loop whenever he can , you know ? hey , and you -- do n't you dare let my son trick you into playing night hunter three , because he 's a shark . deal ? cole : deal . nora : ok , we should probably get going . i 'll bring him by first thing in the morning . marty : ok . nora : come on , kiddo . marty : well , have fun at the mansion . cole : i love you , mom . marty : i love you , too , sweetie . nora : thank you . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] paige : oh , how 's it going in there ? viki : oh , he 's awake , ornery , and rude . paige : well , that 's probably the meds talking . viki : no , no , no , that 's todd . [ paige chuckles ] viki : but it 's good , because it means he 's recovering . paige : hmm . speaking of recovery , i was just with david , and he really wants to speak to you . viki : does he ? paige : he says it 's urgent . i 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] michael : well , your vitals look good . blair : how long do you plan on keeping him ? michael : well , they 're preparing a room upstairs . as soon as it 's ready , we 're going to move him . blair : ok , thanks . michael : ok . starr : dad ! todd : hey . the one and only . oh . starr : you 're safe . [ scene_break ] tate 's voice : come quick and come alone . no rex , no cops , no one . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] viki : paige said you wanted to see me . david : yeah , i -- i kind of thought you 'd skip it . viki : well , i thought about it , because my day was ending on a high note . david : well , it still can . viki : no , that 's very unlikely . david : all right , a high note may be pushing it . but how about the satisfaction of -- of hearing me say that i 'm sorry ? [ scene_break ] john : we found manning . marty : where ? john : in a motel . he 's in the hospital now . he 's a little -- a little roughed up , but he 's going to live . marty : well , blair and starr must be -- well , cole -- he -- he feels -- john : i know . well , i 'll make sure he gets the news she can -- marty : stop beating himself up . john : yeah . marty : i -- i asked nora to take care of him . john : good plan . marty : is something wrong ? john : we had to cut vickers loose . so i -- i ca n't use him to flush out truman 's killer . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . marty : you have no reason to be sorry . i mean , not after everything you 've done for me . john : this is n't over . not till you 're free and clear . [ scene_break ] todd : i ca n't believe i missed your prom and your -- starr : hmm . todd : your musical . blair : we took tons of pictures , and i have a dvd of the play . starr : yeah , and prom was more like a prom - lite . you have three more years until the one that really counts . todd : and what about your date ? would i have approved ? blair : you probably would n't have approved of any of her dates , todd . starr : hmm . todd : i should 've been there for you . starr : you 're -- you 're always there for me when i need you . todd : and that 's the way it 's going to stay , i promise . [ scene_break ] tate : well , it looks like your roommate 's running late . she must be on that island time , huh ? sucks for you , though . i 'm on a clock . get up . layla : what for ? tate : well , let 's put it this way . you 've been kind of depressed lately , have n't you ? your sister 's in a coma . maybe your boyfriend is now , too , huh ? who knows ? do n't you feel kind of useless ? huh ? i think maybe you should end it all . but do n't worry . the how is up to you . kind of gives it that personal touch , do n't you think ? hmm ? adriana : i 'm here , tate . you can let them go . tate : oh . buenos noches , senorita . i wish i could , but i told you to come alone . adriana : rex ? tate : looks like the gang 's all here , huh ? now we can start the party . [ next_on ] david : i do n't want the money , not if it changes the way you feel about me . tate : step away from the door or she dies . todd : i 'm back now , and things are going to be different from here on out . marty : oh , my god -- i -- i remember . i -- i remember what happened .
viki and blair want to visit todd , but michael refuses to let them . paige walks up and looks at todd 's chart . she sees no reason why viki and blair could n't visit todd . paige asks michael if he has a hidden agenda and why he did n't want viki and blair to visit todd . layla comes up on the roof of the palace hotel and finds vincent , tied up and unconscious in a chair . tate steps out of the shadows and holds a knife on layla . adriana looks through the garbage can in her apartment and finds that the medallion is missing while talia and rex are with her . langston and markko visit starr . starr fills them in that cole knew where todd was and would n't tell her . cole visits marty in jail . marty arranges for cole to stay with nora . john visits david in jail and brings him clothes to put on for him when he is released from the hospital . david puts up some resistance . todd comes to and talks to viki and blair . blair calls starr and tells her that todd had been found and he was in the hospital . tate calls adriana and demands that she come to him on the roof of the palace hotel or else it might cost layla her life . he also demands that she come alone . when adriana arrives , rex is right behind her .
viki : dorian , i 'm awfully glad that you 're all right . dorian : oh , they were going to insist i have a cat scan . but , yes , we 're both all right . we have a lot to be grateful for . viki : i guess i was right . the brakes were faulty , huh ? dorian : you 're always right , and i 'm sure that the police will verify that when they check over your car . viki : um , you know , the last thing i remember is arguing with you about charlie . dorian : and so you want us to pick up our discussion from where we left off when the brakes failed ? viki : no , dorian , no . i want to thank you . i understand that you saved my life . i am so grateful to you . and i think maybe that means there is hope for us yet . dorian : viki , i have a confession to make . [ scene_break ] gigi : excuse me , what do you think you 're doing ? brody : um , trying to kiss you ? gigi : um , i do n't think so . brody : why not ? a second ago , it felt like -- it felt like you wanted me to . at least that 's how it felt to me . you telling me i 'm wrong about that ? [ scene_break ] john : why marty ? blair : you mentioned marty 's name , todd suddenly was n't in the room anymore . you put the two of them together in a room , i was n't in the room anymore . no matter what todd says , he will never get over what he did to marty . john : and you resented her ? blair : yeah , i resented her . she 's gone , so she ca n't forgive todd . so therefore , todd ca n't forgive himself . so todd continues to be the same , controlling , hateful bastard that he is . john : it 's not her doing , or you 're doing . it 's just manning and who he is . [ scene_break ] marty : how can i start a new life when i do n't know about the old one ? todd : you know , uh , what you 're going through right now with this injury , compared to what happened to you when you were in college , this is nothing . marty : oh , my god . you were there . todd : oh , marty . marty : you were there for me when it happened . that 's -- that 's why this has been so difficult for you because you 're the one with all the painful memories . todd : not exactly fun for me , no . [ marty sighs ] marty : you , uh , said i knew the man . todd : yes . marty : who was it ? todd : uh , it was another student at l.u . marty : hmm . do you know why he did that to me ? todd : he hated you . [ scene_break ] david : my main concern here is addie . my heart really goes out to her . nora , surely you can empathize with the fact that she 's completely infatuated with me . clint : david , by doing it my way , this way you 'll be able to end things with addie on your terms , not dorian 's . nora : see , you can let her down as gently as you want to . i mean , dorian had no interest in that . david : my heart really is n't in it , but if i do it , how do i know you wo n't stiff me ? clint : because this check is made out to you . david : you 're paying me in advance ? clint : well , i 'm not an idiot , you know . there 's a hold on that check until i get control of b.e . david : oh , my -- i ca n't remember the last time i saw that many zeros . clint : and zero is what you 're going to end up with if you do n't get this done . david : i ca n't . yes , you can . i ca n't . yes , you can ! all right , i 'll do it ! 10 million reasons to get those annulment papers away from dorian . [ scene_break ] viki : you have a confession to make ? dorian : yes . viki : dorian , it 's been a long day , to say the least . dorian : viki , i am about to bear my soul to you , unless of course , you do n't feel equipped to handle that . viki : well , that depends , does n't it ? dorian : on what ? viki : is this confession designed to make me feel better or you ? [ scene_break ] blair : i guess it 's just easier for me to blame marty than to blame myself for allowing todd to make a victim out of me and the kids . just went on way too long . john : why ? blair : i do n't know , i just thought , you know , maybe -- maybe he was going to change . i guess i was just afraid of -- of being alone . like i was when i was a kid , going from foster home to foster home . then i finally met todd and i thought , you know , finally home . turns out , he 's just another one of those places . i just kept going back to that man over and over again , and every time , he would do something horrible to me . but i guess that 's what abused wives do , do n't they ? i mean , they -- they believe their husbands when they say they 're going to change , and they just keep going back for more . john : yeah . we get these women coming into the station , husbands have beaten them . they always sell the same story . husbands have a way of twisting things around and making it sound like it 's their fault . blair : yeah . well , you know what ? no more . no more , because i 'm -- i 'm not going to let todd do that to me anymore . it 's time to find out who i really am . [ scene_break ] marty : please tell me what happened . todd : ahem . it was , uh , spring of our senior year . and you were at a frat party . it was like a spring fling type of thing and you were drinking . and , uh , i was there , but we were n't together . marty : did i have a date or something ? todd : no , no , no , you , uh -- [ todd chuckles ] todd : you did n't have many friends at that point , unfortunately . everyone knew who you were , but -- marty : so i had a reputation ? todd : well , i think you were misunderstood . [ scene_break ] addie : well , if it is n't my old bed buddy . it 's been a while . charlie : how 's life treating you , addie ? addie : brilliantly . i have my health , and my family , and my list . how about you , charlie ? charlie : uh , one day at a time , i guess . addie : if you do n't mind my saying so , it looks as though this day has taken its toll . charlie : yeah , one could say that . addie : tell mama . what 's getting you down ? brody : my girl and her boy are putting me back together , so i do n't want to wreck it . i just -- that 's why i need to be the best dad i can be . woman : you keep saying your `` girl 's kid . `` brody : yeah , i know . that 's because he 's not really my son . charlie : how much time do you have ? [ scene_break ] gigi : brody , we 've talked about this . brody : i know , and i 'm tired of talking . gigi : well , i 'm sorry if i -- if i 've given you any mixed signals , but talking is where i draw the line . brody : let me get this straight . i 'm not married , you 're not married . we 're living together raising shane as our son -- gigi : okay , but that 's the thing . he 's not our son , he 's my son . mine and -- brody : that kid means everything to me . i 'd do anything for him . i 'd lay down my life for him . and for you . gigi : i know you would , and that means so much to me , you have no idea . but , brody , i -- brody : but what ? one little kiss is a crime ? gigi : it 's just -- it 's wrong . i 'm sorry ; i just do n't feel that way about you . brody : gigi , i 'm not an idiot . i looked into your eyes , you looked into mine , and something happened . we had a connection . we have a connection . gigi : okay , of course we do . we have a connection , uh , because you 're my friend . but i -- i -- brody : you love rex . i know . i do n't like it , i sure as hell do n't get it , but i know . so fine , fine . if you need me to say it , i 'll say it . i wo n't try to kiss you anymore . gigi : thank you . brody : but you ca n't make me say , `` i wo n't want to . `` [ gigi sighs ] [ scene_break ] dorian : you think this is some sort of selfish act on my part , after what i did for you tonight ? viki : dorian , i know what you did for me . that 's why i wanted to see you . dorian : you were dead as the proverbial doornail . if it were not for my intervention , you would be downstairs in a drawer with a tag tied to your toe . viki : how vivid . dorian : how true . viki : i know , i owe you for saving my life . and i thank you . dorian : you 're welcome . and i 'm sure if the shoe were on the other foot , you would 've done the same for me . viki : well , i would certainly never want you to die . i suppose if you have something you want to tell me , the least i can do is to hear you out . dorian : are you sure ? because just a few moments ago , you naturally assumed that anything i would say to you would have to be self - serving . viki : well , dorian , i can only go from past experience , you know ? your confessions have a way of evolving into diatribes . do you remember the last time we tried this ? you wound up telling me my life had lost its meaning ? dorian : yes , ha - ha . but the way that you reacted just proved that i was dead right . you went off to find yourself . and then you came back and you regaled us all with stories about how wonderful everything was , waitressing at that quaint little diner . you found charlie . i 'm responsible for all of that . viki : so you did me a favor . and now you 're going to do me another one . dorian : no . i 'm going to keep a promise to make things right with you . and that promise means that i 've got to tell you the truth about me and charlie . [ scene_break ] addie : so what 's got you so upset ? charlie : you know , i ca n't really talk about it . addie : why not ? charlie : oh , it 's one of those a.a. rules . but it 's a good rule ; it 's there to protect us . addie : this was something you heard at a.a. ? charlie : yeah . you know , that 's one of the main principles of the program , is creating a safe environment for people to be able to talk about their recovery . the mistakes they 've made . addie : so everyone there is sort of like a priest at confession ? [ charlie chuckles ] charlie : yeah . you know , i ca n't tell you how many times i 've gotten up there , told everybody at the meeting stories about stuff that i did when i was drinking . and the only way i could do that was by knowing that it was never going to leave the room . and i ca n't just change that rule just because -- addie : just because you heard something that upset you . listen , you ca n't tell anyone ? charlie : not even the person who should hear it most . [ scene_break ] gigi : brody , please . i 've managed to get shane and myself in a really big mess . i just do n't want to screw up his life any more than i already have . brody : you have n't screwed up anything . shane 's a great kid . gigi : yeah , a great kid who 's been lied to by his mother for his whole life . i have to -- i have to figure out how i 'm going to handle all of this , so that means i -- i -- brody : i promise , i wo n't do anything to make your life more complicated than it already is . gigi : thank you . now i really -- i have to get some sleep . brody : long day ? gigi : yeah , and another one tomorrow , starting with the early shift at the diner . brody : hey , could you wake me up before you leave ? gigi : i 'm leaving real early . brody : i 'll deal . i need to start looking for a job . gigi : in that case , i 'll be sure to wake you up . brody : get some rest . hey , gigi ? gigi : yeah ? brody : i 'm glad we talked it out . gigi : i am , too . [ scene_break ] viki : all right , dorian . what is the truth ? dorian : charlie and i did not get drunk together that night , and we certainly did n't go to bed together . viki : i see . dorian : he did n't say all those terrible things about you that i led you to believe . in fact , he always speaks of you very kindly , even lovingly . viki : why did you tell me all those lies to begin with ? dorian : you know very well why . viki : to hurt me . dorian : to get you off my back . viki : so what really happened ? i mean , why did charlie get drunk that night ? dorian : charlie , do n't . charlie : no , would you -- dorian : down the hatch . dorian : why does it matter why charlie got drunk ? i mean , or how for that matter ? for goodness sakes , sometimes a person is just faced with a situation and they find themselves making a decision that they then profoundly regret . it does n't make them a bad person . viki : are you still talking about charlie , or yourself ? dorian : i did not bring you back to life to have you taunt me with all the terrible things that you think that i have done to you . it 's bad enough that mel does that . viki : mel ? dorian : yes , mel . viki : do you talk to mel ? dorian : yes , as a matter of fact , i do . sometimes . do n't you talk to ben ? viki : oh , yes . oh , i do , yeah . dorian : sometimes i -- i feel his presence . especially when i 'm facing a difficult situation , and usually , it 's involving you . viki : i wonder why that is , hmm ? dorian : well , mel always said that i should find some common ground with you . viki : well , you know , dorian , he was right , and he managed to make that happen . we were not always at each other 's throats , you know . dorian : i just want to tell you that i think that you are brave beyond belief . [ viki sobs ] viki : dorian , you have never looked more beautiful in your entire life . dorian : i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship . viki : so what do you want to do ? dorian : i do n't know , what do you want to do ? dorian : i love that joke . viki : do you know that it is absolutely remarkable how much you and i have accomplished ? dorian : i 'd forgotten about that herb tea . viki : got any left ? dorian : i think i 've got a little hidden away for a special occasion . viki : my death , huh ? dorian : no . believe it or not , i 'm very grateful that you 're alive . [ scene_break ] john : to finding yourself . [ blair chuckles ] blair : to the new and hopefully improved blair cramer . john : so where are you going to start ? blair : i do n't know . do you ? john : uh - uh . blair : oh , i can tell you this much , it 's going to be on my terms , that 's for sure . john : i guess i envy you . blair : excuse me ? do you -- wait a minute . you just said , right over there , that your job gave you meaning and purpose . did you not ? john : you know , it may be hard to believe , but , um , there might be more to me than just being a cop . blair : oh , my -- okay . and you know what ? i can count on maybe this hand , this hand , that foot right there , the number of women who would die to hear you say something like that right now . really . john : i made a lot of mistakes . john : i lost , um , some people i really care about . i lost everything a couple times over . blair : i 'm sorry . i know the feeling . [ blair sighs ] john : you know , marty , she had this , uh -- she had this one poem that she would read to me . i think it was called `` one art . `` blair : hmm . `` the art of losing is n't hard to master . `` john : you know it ? blair : yeah . elizabeth bishop . john : hmm . blair : she wrote it . she had a tough time , man . her mother was in an institution , too . she never even got to know her , ever . i mean , she 's a charter member of the club . john : what club 's that ? blair : hmm . the losers club . john : oh . do me a favor . blair : what ? john : do n't go putting me up for membership anytime soon . blair : i 'm not , i 'm not . listen , you do n't deserve that club , nobody does . john : no , they do n't . blair : ever . [ glasses clink ] [ scene_break ] marty : so you said i was drinking . was i drunk ? todd : yeah . yeah , and this guy , the one who -- marty : hated me . todd : yeah . he was there with his friends . they were n't really friends . it did n't seem like , i mean -- this guy just liked to push them around . i overheard him say to his friends , `` i 'm going to have that woman tonight . `` marty : not that he wanted me . todd : no , i think , um -- i think you 'd made him feel small . marty : and , what happened ? todd : no , you know what happened . marty : no , actually i do n't . i do n't . i want you to tell me . [ scene_break ] dorian : you know , in those moments when you were actually gone , i -- i felt as if i had lost my best friend . and i know that we have never been anything close to being friends . viki : you could say that . dorian : so , i suppose that has to mean that our relationship does have some good to it and that i would miss it . viki : i see what you mean . i think mel would , too . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : for mel . viki : for mel . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : you know , he always said that he thought i should live my own life and stop living my life in reaction to yours . viki : i really hope you can do that . dorian , thank you . dorian : you 're welcome . ah . will you excuse me ? viki : sure . dorian : whew . [ phone rings ] addie : hello , dorian . dorian : where are you , addie ? addie : i 'm at carlotta 's diner . dorian : i 'll be right there . we 've got some business to take care of . addie : now ? dorian : yes . this definitely can not wait . [ scene_break ] blair : i , for one , will no longer remain in that stupid , stupid club . john : for the record , what 's the policy on that ? you just resign ? blair : no , no , you just have to keep telling yourself over and over again until you actually believe it . john : ah . blair : like this . john : now , where you going ? blair : hey , llanview ! this is blair cramer here . yeah , take a good look . this is the new - and - improved blair cramer . she 's going to kick a little ass and take a few names . she is a force to be reckoned with , so do n't mess with me . yeah . your turn . john : what ? blair : your turn . john : no . blair : yeah , yeah , it makes you feel so much better . john : no , there 's no way i 'm doing that . it 's not for me . blair : come on . john : no , it was very funny when you did it . blair : it 's not funny . it 's serious . john : i do n't want to have any part of it . blair : it 'll make you feel better . john : please do n't . no , come on . blair : no , come on . [ scene_break ] todd : you went upstairs to sleep it off . but no one noticed . except for the guy and his friends . and , uh , they went upstairs and they went into your room and they locked the door and , uh -- [ todd sighs ] todd : you fought them as best you could , but i think you were just too drunk to know what was going on , really , and i know that you said that you told them no over and over again , but there was three of them . and , uh , they held you down and , uh , stuffed something in your mouth , i do n't know what it was , so you could n't scream . and , um , that son of a bitch , that son of a bitch , that first one -- the guy that -- you -- you know , you were -- he was the first one . he did it first and he said , you know , `` hey , guys , let 's take turns . `` marty : hmm . todd : and , uh , i think that you were a little -- just too tired to fight anymore . that 's what happened . [ scene_break ] gigi 's voice : `` dear brody , i got your letter yesterday . i ca n't believe it 's already been three months since i watched you get on that bus to leave . it 's so sweet that you 're excited about coming back and marrying me and the two of us raising my baby , but you need to focus on taking care of yourself . it 's dangerous where you are and i do n't want anything to happen to you . we can plan for the future when you 're back here , safe and sound . by the way , i had another sonogram today . i 'm definitely having a boy , as if i did n't know from the moment i found out i was pregnant . it 's nice to know for sure , though . and i 'm definitely sticking with the name we talked about , shane . the nurse at the doctor 's office thought it was a great name . take care of yourself . gigi . p.s . still no word from rex . i guess he 's never coming back . `` gigi : brody . brody : i thought you 'd be asleep by now . gigi : i wanted to get some water . what are you looking at ? brody : remember this ? gigi : you kept this all these years ? brody : that was the last letter i ever got from you . gigi : it was two days after i wrote this letter that your mother told me you had been killed . she must have really hated the idea of you raising another man 's child . brody : i 'll never forgive her for that . gigi : what 's done is done . you saved this , too ? brody : yeah , no way i was going to lose that picture or that letter . they got me through some really bad times . they still do . [ scene_break ] clint : how could you do it , pa ? how could you stick us with david vickers for a brother ? nora : well , i pried matthew away from his computer and got him all tucked in to bed . you 're worried about this vickers deal , are n't you ? clint : yeah . he 's a good scam artist , but is he good enough to am dorian lord ? nora : well , i think actually the question is , is getting david away from addie worth handing over control of buchanan enterprises , and that 's the question for dorian to answer . clint : yeah , well , if it 's not , we 're going to have to come at this from a different direction , then . nora : well , that sounds like a plan b , and we do n't have a plan b . clint : asa always had a plan b . so , i 'm going to have one . nora : oh , well , there you go . but here 's to hoping that it 's not necessary . [ scene_break ] addie : well , one thing that 's no secret . i 'm married . charlie : no kidding . congratulations , addie . addie : thank you . charlie : and he is one lucky guy . addie : i 'm the lucky one . my david is big and strong and handsome and sweet and loyal , too , everything a girl could want in a man . [ addie laughs ] david : agh ! charlie : well , i 'm glad you 're happy . you look great . married life obviously agrees with you . addie : i suppose . [ scene_break ] david : uh . uh . viki : david ? david : oh . [ scene_break ] addie : for me , getting married was just one more thing to cross off my list . charlie : what list ? addie : i call it `` the big list of things to do . `` you see , i was , um -- um , well -- oh , the heck with it . um -- ahem -- i was in the bin most of my life . anyway , when i got this second chance , i started going down my list and crossing off things i -- i had n't been able to do all my life . that 's why i came here for a late - night snack . asopao . [ addie laughs ] addie : asopao . mmm . [ scene_break ] david : ah . viki : david , what is going on ? david : where is she ? viki : who ? david : dorian . viki : she 's gone . [ scene_break ] dorian : hello , charlie . charlie : and that is my cue to exit . good night , addie . addie : good night , charlie . charlie : yeah . dorian : i think you would like to know that , um , viki and i were in an automobile accident earlier . charlie : my god . what , is -- is viki okay ? dorian : it was touch and go for a while but she 's doing well now . she 's in the e.r . charlie : oh , jeez . dorian : and i 'm just fine , thank you . [ scene_break ] david : gone ? say that again . she 's gone . viki : she 's gone . she left about 10 minutes ago . david : 10 million minutes ago . viki : what does that mean ? david : do you have any idea where she went ? it 's very important , viki . viki : i heard her call addie , so maybe she went to see your wife . david : addie . what did addie say she was going to cross off her list today ? where can i find asopao in this town ? [ scene_break ] addie : what was so urgent , dorian ? dorian : addie , it 's time that we had a frank talk about your marriage . [ scene_break ] john : are you okay ? blair : um , yeah . did i hurt you ? john : no , i 'm okay . hey . [ scene_break ] addie : asopao ? dorian : i hate to break your heart , addie , but i believe that 's sopa de pollo . addie : pretty good . mm - hmm . dorian : so , i bet you want to know what happened to me . nothing important . what is important is that i have managed to save your life . addie : i -- i did n't know that i needed saving . dorian : oh , but you do , and i have done it . and these papers prove it . [ scene_break ] david : asopao , viki , asopao . it 's like a gumbo made with chicken or shellfish or some such . viki : it sounds spanish . david : yes , it is . charlie : try the diner . although , i 've heard their asopao is not really all that good . david : thank you . thank you . viki : charlie . charlie : yeah , i , uh -- i heard what happened and i just had to come and see you . [ scene_break ] john : oh . blair : yeah . gigi : just make sure shane does n't see this , okay ? brody : do n't worry . gigi : seems like a lifetime ago . brody : yeah , it used to seem that way to me , too , but not anymore . gigi : well , i , uh -- i 'm going to get back to sleep . good night . brody : good night . [ scene_break ] addie : what are these , dorian ? dorian : a gift for my dear sister . addie : it 's not my birthday . dorian : this could n't wait for your birthday and , in point of fact , this is a gift , not just for you , but for the entire cramer family . addie : i do n't understand . dorian : you will . just read these papers . david : stop . stop . step away from my wife , dorian . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] todd : anyway -- i 'm sorry , i -- i -- i figured you would n't want to hear this . sorry if it 's -- but that 's it , you know , that 's the whole story . `` spring fling `` -- that 's kind of an unfortunate name considering the night -- marty : that i was raped . todd : you all right ? you 're starting to remember , are n't you ?
brody admits that he has always been in love with gigi even though it looks as though she does not return his feelings and is really in love with rex . charlie knows that he has to make some changes . and when he finds out that viki has been in an accident , he rushes to see her . dorian acts like maybe she is ready to bury the hatchets and get along with viki . but she wants to make certain that david and addie divorce . blair and john look like they are growing closer . and they end up kissing passionately . marty seems to trust todd while asking him about the time she was raped in college . she seems to have no clue that he raped her . and he is hoping she does not regain her memory .
dani : hey , mr. park man , hi . nate : hi , you . dani : are you hungry ? nate : where 'd you come from ? dani : eh , nowhere . nate : come here . dani : you hungry ? nate : when am i not hungry ? what do you got ? dani : just something i knew you 'd like . wanted to make it up to you . nate : what are you talking about ? dani : for accusing you of having sex with deanna . [ scene_break ] téa : you 're my brother . you owe me the truth , and if you wo n't give me that , i 'm gon na have to ask you to pack your bags and leave my home . i welcomed you and your son into my house . i defended you to my husband , to my nephew , to the police , tomás , and you wo n't talk to me . you do n't trust me . you 've lied to me . tomás : téa , i 'm just trying to protect you . téa : well , do n't ! i do n't need your protection . i 'm not some sort of porcelain doll . i 'm an attorney , for god 's sake , and i am your sister , and what i need from you right now is for you to tell me the truth . [ scene_break ] baz : so what do you think he 's afraid of ? starr : seemed like he was afraid of losing us . it 's so weird . i 've never seen him act like that before . baz : yeah . my dad has been weird , too , i mean , not that i have anything to compare it to -- i barely know the guy -- but still , he 's weird . starr : same with my dad , like he 's always looking over his shoulder . baz : so if they 're both climbing the walls , whatever is going on between them must be coming to a head . starr : baz , i 'm sacred , and i do n't even know what of . [ scene_break ] tomás : fine . ask me . i 'll tell you whatever you want to know . téa : ok . why does the cia have an encrypted file on you ? [ scene_break ] todd : so he 's dead ? baker : i watched the body sink . todd : good . who is he , anyway ? baker : fine . if you must know , he was -- todd : who 's there ? [ scene_break ] old todd : thanks for coming , lieutenant . john : who are you , and what do you want ? old todd : i 'm todd manning . [ scene_break ] destiny : ... and a strawberry shake , please . vivian : destiny , hey . destiny : vivian , hey . see you . vivian : whoa , where you going ? destiny : i 've got to go . i 've got work . ca n't be late . vivian : did n't you just order ? what about your food ? destiny : nah . i changed my mind . vivian : destiny , are you avoiding me ? [ scene_break ] nate : you got to stop apologizing , ok ? you did n't do anything wrong . i totally understand you thinking that deanna and i -- well , that there was something going on , but i swear to you , there was n't , ok ? i was just helping her out , and it all worked out . she left this morning to go find her mother . dani : so that creepy lawyer guy at the minute man , he helped her out ? nate : yeah . she got what she wanted . it all worked out . so now you and me can concentrate on what 's important -- lunch . what 'd you get me ? dani : rodi 's burgers and fries . nate : oh ... dani : yeah . only brought the best . nate : you are the best . dani : ach . whoa , wait . you go on that side . yeah , yeah , yeah . nate : oh . dani : i 'm sorry i got so jealous . nate : look , dani . it 's ok , all right , and wait . i am sorry that i made you feel like you could n't trust me , ok ? deanna is gone . it 's just you and me , and i got a feeling from here on out , everything is gon na be great . dani : yeah ? nate : believe it . dani : believe it . rick : now , that is sweet . [ scene_break ] tomás : i 'm not a criminal , téa , far from it . the agency has a file on me because i used to work for them . téa : what ? tomás : i worked for the cia . they recruited me out of juilliard . it was the perfect cover . i was traveling around the world , supposedly doing concerts . i spoke several languages . téa : that 's why you disappeared all that time . tomás : i was so naive , i did n't know what i was getting into . i thought that it was gon na be james bond , you know -- me in a tux , some concert hall , whisking away in an aston martin , chasing after some nefarious sheik or a mogul on a yacht . it 's really a lot more pedestrian than that , and then they upped the ante , and in order to protect the family and you , i had to stay away . téa : so all that time we thought that you did n't care -- tomás : i was serving my country ... or so i thought . téa : what does that mean ? tomás : mm ... [ scene_break ] todd : who 's there ? dorian : just the lady of the house . ha ha ha ! can i help you two gentlemen ? todd : eavesdropping on us , dorian ? dorian : in point of fact , todd , this is my house . this is my property . if anybody is breaking rules , it 's you and your friend . i 'm sorry . have we been introduced ? baker : no . we have n't . the name is baker . it 's a pleasure to meet you , mayor . dorian : oh , a pleasure to meet you , too , mr. baker . i 'm sorry if i sounded rude just then , but so much has been going on . my niece 's son was kidnapped , as was i , and the two of you seemed to be having very intense tête - à - tête . you want to tell me what 's going on , hmm ? [ scene_break ] baz : before , back at the house , i heard my father threatening this guy . starr : on the phone ? baz : no . he was on the front step , and i heard my father tell him that if he ever came near the house again , he would n't live long enough to regret it . starr : what ? that does n't even sound like tomás . baz : i know , and i called him on it when the guy left . he made up this lame excuse that the guy was some kind of salesman . starr : what ? baz : i know . i did n't buy it , either . i mean , who would threaten to kill a salesman ? starr : my dad maybe , but he would n't mean it . baz : i think my dad knew the guy and hated him . starr : this is all getting so weird . baz : i know . starr : are you thinking that this is all somehow connected to my brother 's kidnapping ? baz : maybe . i mean , yeah . it 's connected . i just think something a lot bigger is going on . [ scene_break ] john : you 're todd manning ? old todd : yes . i am . the other guy who 's running around town pretending to be me is a fake , and he has my wife and my children and my money and my company , and i have nothing . john : ok . so come forward . you come forward . you stake your claim . old todd : they 're trying to kill me . john : who 's trying to kill you ? old todd : i 'm not sure . when i broke out of the hell hole that they 'd been keeping me in for 8 years , they came after me . they brought me here . they shot me . they threw me in the water . the only reason i 'm alive -- john : is because of the bulletproof vest charged to nicholas kent . old todd : yeah . i hate talking to cops . i guess i 'm glad , though , right ? i 'm talking to a cop , at least i 'm talking to a good one . listen . are you gon na help me , or not ? john : yeah . i 'll help you . [ scene_break ] rick : there is nothing better than a pretty girl kissing a handsome guy in a beautiful setting . nate : what are you doing here ? rick : i 'm looking for you , stud , but that 's ok . i 'll come back later , another time , you know ? dani : oh , hey , just so you know , nate told me what he was doing at the minute man . rick : really ? you filled her in ? she knows the down and dirty about you and deanna ? [ scene_break ] tomás : the agency is complicated . there are many factions , and it 's very political , and people are n't always what they seem , which is why sometimes i did n't trust the right people , which is why i finally had to get out . téa : so you 're out . you 're done with that . tomás : there 's no going back . téa : so what does all this have to do with my husband ? tomás : téa , are you sure you want to go down that road ? [ scene_break ] dorian : whatever you two were talking about , it looked serious . baker : any time a child is abducted , it 's very serious . dorian : oh , so you 're here about sam 's kidnapping . baker : i 'm in the security business , mayor . mr. manning asked me for my advice . todd : when the people i hired to find out who took sam could n't come up with any results , i got baker . dorian : oh , that 's wonderful . mr. baker , do you know who kidnapped sam ? baker : not yet , but i have some very talented people working for me . i assure you , they get results . we will find the person who kidnapped sam . that person will pay . [ scene_break ] old todd : ow ! you 're arresting me ? john : well , you killed kent , right ? old todd : yeah , i did . that bastard pointed his gun at the little kid , the kid that likes spider - man with the glasses . ow ! john : sam manning . old todd : yes , sam . sam . john : who you kidnapped . old todd : no . i did n't kidnap him . i borrowed him for a couple hours , get his dad 's attention . the kid was never in any danger . i would never hurt a kid . i would never hurt a kid . it was the only way i could get to his dad and not alert agent baker . john : baker ? old todd : yeah , baker , the guy who 's trying to kill me who thinks i 'm dead , which , by the way , is great now . it 's great , believe me . that 's the best thing that 's happened to me in eight years . [ scene_break ] starr : i think that sam 's kidnapping is a part of the bigger picture . otherwise , why would n't my dad have settled down by now ? sam is home . he should be happy . instead , he 's totally stressed out . baz : i mean , the kidnapper is still out there . they have n't found the guy . maybe that 's why your dad is stressed . he 's afraid he 's gon na try again . starr : and what about all those encrypted files ? baz : your dad has been in prison , right ? maybe that 's why they had a file on him . starr : they have one on your dad , and he 's not even a criminal . baz : look . i do n't know . i do n't know anything about him except for that he has horrible taste in music . starr : what about that guy on the step that your dad was talking to ? could he have been the kidnapper ? baz : doubtful . he did n't look anything like that photo you had of your dad from way back when . that 's what sam said , right , that the guy had your dad 's old face ? starr : well , then who is that guy ? baz : i do n't know , but he 's no cable salesman . [ scene_break ] john : this guy baker , he 's trying to kill you ? old todd : yeah . not just him . he 's part of an organization . john : an organization ? old todd : yeah , an organization . they have a compound . they have agents and a thing that lets you in and out of the door . they have toys that hurt people . john : so who are they ? old todd : i do n't know . john : you do n't know . all right . this place , this compound , where the hell is it ? old todd : i do n't know . john : you spent 8 years there . you do n't know where it is ? old todd : that 's right . i was in a windowless , soundproof room , and every day , they strapped me to a chair , and they tortured me every day for 8 years . so , no , i do n't know where it is or what the name of the organization is , but i was there . john : ok . before we go any further , i just got to ask , do you watch a lot of television ? do you spend a little too much time on the internet ? old todd : why would i make something like this up ? you tell me that . look at me . look at my face . i 'm todd manning , right ? this other guy , how could you believe a word he says ? plastic surgery ? give me a break . you know , this guy louie , he said that you were ok . he said you were an honest guy . he said you 'd help me out . eh , the hell with it . go ahead . come on . bring me in . go ahead . put me in the cell . you put me in the cell , i guarantee you , i 'll be dead by morning . [ scene_break ] téa : of course , i want to know how my husband is involved , especially if it 's something i 'm not gon na like . i have to know . we have a child . we have a life together . i ca n't just blindly go forward knowing there 's something out there , something he 's done . i mean , obviously , you two have a history together . todd accused you of having shot him . then he withdrew that accusation . why would he do that , huh ? why ? that does n't make sense ... unless you have something over him ... or you threatened him somehow . tomás , did you shoot my husband ? [ scene_break ] starr : the more we find out about our dads , the scarier this gets . baz : at least weirder . how 's sam doing with all this ? starr : oh , sam ? please . he 's milking it for all it 's worth . he loved his kidnapper . he would invite him over if he knew how to get in touch with him . for him , it was one big adventure . he got to save aunt dorian and be the hero . [ cell phone chirps ] starr : it 's my mom . there 's no point in me going to buenos dias . they already left . sam wanted to go to the zoo , and since it 's sam 's day , he gets to do whatever he wants . baz : so if you 're not going to the buenos dias , does that mean you 're free ? [ scene_break ] destiny : vivian , why would i be avoiding you ? vivian : you tell me . destiny : look . if this is about that whole volunteering thing , i already told you i 'm busy . vivian : i 'm sure you are , but i do n't think that 's the real reason that you do n't want to participate in the teen pregnancy prevention group . destiny : what other reason would there be ? vivian : destiny , are you pregnant ? [ scene_break ] nate : yeah . yeah . i told dani everything , about how you 're a lawyer and that i went with deanna to the minute man to convince you to give her the information about her mother . rick : right ! yeah . oh , yeah . right . i got to tell you , sweetheart , your friend here put on quite a performance . i was gon na hold out for more , but nate , he drives a hard bargain . [ cell phone rings ] dani : oh , i 'm sorry . i got to get this . sorry . hi . nate : what the hell are you doing here ? deanna is gone . you got what you wanted . why the hell are you bothering me and my girlfriend ? rick : relax . relax , stud . nate : do not call me that anymore . rick : ok . hey , hey , hey , whatever you say . look , man . i just came by to give you this because you 're such a nice guy . ok . now listen . it 's only a rough cut , but i thought you might want to check out your work . [ scene_break ] dorian : i must say , your confidence is reassuring . we 've all been very badly shaken . the man who 's kidnapped sam is a monster . he murdered somebody right here on this property . we found the body over there in the bushes . baker : yes . so todd has told me . rest assured , we will get the job done . [ cell phone rings ] baker : that 's my man now . if you 'll excuse me ... yeah . what do you mean , he 's still alive ? [ scene_break ] john : i trust louie . he 's a good guy . old todd : yeah , he is . he pulled me out of the water . he saw them shoot me . you do n't believe me , ask him . john : look . i know you 've had a rough time . people only end up down at the docks when they 've run out of luck . all right . it 's a tough place , new guy . you do n't watch your back , bad things happen . old todd : ok . look . i was n't threatened by a guy with a pitching wedge . i got shot . john : got to admit , i 've seen the pictures , and it 's hard to explain that face otherwise . old todd : thank you . john : all right . tell you what i 'm gon na do . i 'm gon na take you down to the station , all right ? we 'll talk about this some more , maybe get someone that can identify you , all right ? you 'll be safe there , ok ? [ scene_break ] dorian : todd , thank you so much for hiring additional security , not that i have any doubts in my police force . it 's just that your mr. baker inspires confidence . todd : oh , yeah . he 'll git - r - done . he 's on top of it . baker : get rid of him now . if you let him get away again , you 're next . [ scene_break ] tomás : i did n't shoot your husband ... but i was there . téa : where , in the building ? how ? why ? tomás : i tried to stop the shooter . [ scene_break ] old todd : look . i do n't think you understand who we 're dealing with . you take me to the station , i 'm as good as dead . john : hey ! down ! old todd : oh ... john : hey , you ok ? old todd : how about now ? do you believe me now ? [ scene_break ] baker : i 'm sorry , madam mayor . that was a very important call . seems we have a lead on the man who 's been giving us so much difficulty . dorian : that 's wonderful . baker : if i can ever be of service ... dorian : oh , thank you very much , mr. baker . todd : baker , hey , we 're not done . dorian : what ? todd , if mr. baker has a lead , let him go . it 's important that we catch this monster before he harms somebody else . baker : i 'd listen to the mayor if i were you . [ scene_break ] téa : you were there when they shot todd ? tomás : yeah . téa : did you see who shot him ? tomás : no . i did n't recognize him . i just heard todd was a target , so i went to the location just as the shooter was about to drop your husband . téa : oh , my god . tomás : so i fought him . that 's when todd saw me in the window . then i took a bullet from mcbain . téa : you were shot ? tomás : nah . it 's just a flesh wound -- it 's healed -- but it gave the shooter an advantage . he got away . téa , i just want you to know i did n't try to kill your husband . i tried to save his life . [ scene_break ] dorian : your mr. baker seems to have things well in hand . todd : yeah . he better . dorian : todd , i need a moment of your time . i know we 've had our differences in the past , but sam rescued me . i 'd hate to think what would 've happened -- at any rate , i want to thank you for stepping up , yes , for taking charge , for hiring mr. baker . i think it was all a wonderful idea . todd : i hope so . [ scene_break ] old todd : i know a lot has probably changed in the 8 years i 've been gone , but i 'm reasonably certain this is n't the llanview police department . john : yeah . someone is trying to kill you , man . i 'm not gon na take any chances taking you into the station , all right ? you 're gon na lie low . i do n't want anyone seeing your face until i figure all this out . old todd : ok . i know you just saved my life , and i 'm very grateful , and you 're very attractive , but maybe i 'm just vulnerable because of the near - death experience , but you should know that i generally do n't go home to a gentleman 's apartment until after the third date or so , you know , unless he spends a lot on dinner . john : to be fair , you 're not really my type . so what do you say you just start from the beginning ? [ scene_break ] starr : oh , good . my mom is gon na take hope to the zoo . i love the zoo . i have n't been to the reptile house in forever . baz : the reptile house ? starr : yeah . i told you . baz : you like snakes . yeah . i remember . starr : and spiders , reptiles , and anything else that usually makes little girls scream . baz : noted . starr : what ? baz : nothing . i just figured you 're more of a girly girl . starr : girly girls can like snakes . baz : well , that 's two . starr : two what ? baz : it 's two times you 've surprised me so far . starr : and what was the first ? baz : that you are a mother . starr : no . it 's that i 'm a mother at my age . baz : ah , right . i stand corrected . starr : right . so really , i 'm just an overachiever ... baz : now , that i believe . starr : and that is two times i 've surprised you and counting . baz : and counting . [ scene_break ] destiny : pregnant ? can not believe you just said that . vivian : i am just calling it like i see it . destiny : what do you see ? vivian : well , you went from having no appetite and feeling nauseous and queasy to having a very big appetite . destiny : so i 'm hungry . so what ? vivian : and then there 's the mood swings and the fact that you could n't wait to get off the subject of teenage pregnancy . destiny : just because someone does n't want to talk about something , does n't mean she 's pregnant . vivian : no , but the fact that shaun heard you and matthew talking about having sex -- destiny : we were talking about someone else , and i told shaun that . vivian : because you did n't want your brother to know the truth , that you and matthew had sex . [ scene_break ] rick : this came out really great . it 's going to be huge . i 'm gon na market the hell out of this gonzo style . it 's kind of like my filmmaking . nate : i do n't want that , ok , and forget marketing it , ok ? i do n't want dani to see it , you idiot . rick : relax , stud . i 'm not taking an ad out in the `` banner . `` that 's not what the market is for this baby . dani : hey , what 's that ? nate : this ? it 's just from deanna 's file about her mom . rick : it 's an old home movie . naked baby on a bearskin rug , that kind of thing . i forgot to give it to deanna . you know , i know how much she loves movies . nate : i have her address . i 'll send it to her . rick : ok . i knew i could count on you , stud . you always know how to make the ladies happy . now , make sure you give that to deanna . i know she 's gon na want to see it . ciao , bambini . dani : bye . `` bambini `` ? you sure he 's a lawyer ? nate : yeah . he 's weird . dani : yeah , and anyone who 'd charge for that kind of information -- i mean , she was looking for her mom . he should 've just told her what he knew . that 's just wrong , forcing her to pay like that . nate : tell me about it . dani : oh , he creeps me out . nate : no kidding . do n't worry , ok ? deanna has got her file . she 's long gone . any business i had with that sleaze ball is over and done with . [ scene_break ] destiny : look . i do n't know where you get your information from , but you 're way off . vivian : destiny , i can see how stressed you are . destiny : my best friend is in the hospital . vivian : yeah , and there 's no telling when matthew is gon na get back from the rehab facility in philly or if he 'll even recover . i know how lonely you must be feeling . that 's why i brought all this up . i 'm a doctor , but i am more than that , destiny . i 'm your friend , ok , and i can help you , but you have to trust me . destiny : i do n't even know you . vivian : shaun and i have been together for a long time . you know me . destiny : and if you say one word to him -- vivian : this is your business , all right , yours alone , but i just want you to think about your situation , ok , because right now , you have options , but the longer that you wait , the fewer options you have . honey , you can pretend all you want that this is n't happening , but at the end of the day , all the pretending in the world is not gon na change the facts . you will still be pregnant . [ scene_break ] baz : you know , we have a lot in common . starr : weird dads . baz : yeah , and that we 're both snake lovers . starr : what ? baz : yeah . i used to have this pet snake , a boa . he was named aziz . at least i did until my mom found him and was gon na make him into a pair of shoes . starr : what happened to him ? baz : gave him to the children 's zoo . they let me visit him , bring him mice . starr : was he a red - tail , madagascan , or colombian ? baz : you know your snakes . he was a red - tail . gorgeous . starr : yeah ? baz : yeah . starr : my dad would always take me to the reptile roundup . he would buy me books and stuff , and there was this funhouse . they sometimes had insects and snakes and spiders . actually -- baz : what , what ? starr : there was this one time where i could n't get anyone to take me . so i took a cab . baz : how old were you ? starr : not much older than sam . anyway , i gave the cab driver directions . when we got there , it had been out of business and abandoned , but by then , the cab driver had already gone home . so i just went inside , only to find this man who was tied up to a huge wheel . baz : what do you mean , tied to a wheel ? starr : he was stuck there . it was larger than him . he was chained to it . anyway , i tried to help him . i told everyone about it , but no one believed me because i told a lot of lies when i was that age . they all thought i was making it up . baz : like sam and his imaginary friend with the line on his face . starr : guess what ? he was real , too . [ scene_break ] old todd : and i realized that they were going to kill me . john : why ? they held you for 8 years . why now ? old todd : they wanted information , and i did n't have it , so i was no longer useful . so that 's when i escaped . john : all right . back up for a second . who are these people ? old todd : well , agent baker , he 's the one in charge . john : baker . he 's the one that 's trying to kill you . old todd : right . so he orders my termination , and then i take out one of the guards , and i take his uniform , and i get on the plane , the plane that took me to llanview . you know the plane . john : no . tell me about the plane . old todd : you know the plane . you were there . that 's the plane that marty saybrooke got on . you were there . you were talking to the imposter todd right after the plane took off . john : we found a jacket in a dumpster . old todd : it was probably the jacket that i took from the guard . john : yeah . jacket had an insignia on it , kind of a logo . do you recognize this ? old todd : yeah . it was all over the compound . john : you do n't know who these people are or what they want from you . old todd : no . i do n't , but i 'll tell you this . the guy who 's running around telling everyone he 's todd manning , he 's one of them . [ scene_break ] todd : yeah . i 'm sure everything will be fine . dorian : thanks to your mr. baker . todd : right , and make sure you call me if anything weird happens , like another body turns up . dorian : ha ha ! duh . oh , todd , can david and i expect to see you at our premiere tonight ? todd : pfft , whatever . ha ha ! dorian : like i really wanted you to come . `` malcolm baker . `` john : what makes you think the other todd is one of them ? [ scene_break ] old todd : well , why else would they be going after me and not be going after him ? you know , he recognized them , ok , not that he would tell you . he denied everything . i confronted the guy , and he denied everything . he kept insisting that he was me . john : slow down . you talked to manning ? old todd : yeah . i told you that . that 's why i took sam , so i could talk to him . i met him in his off -- i met him in my office , and then we went back to his house , my house , and that 's when baker 's guys grabbed me . john : why did n't manning say anything ? old todd : because he 's one of them . he 's in on it , and he ca n't be the only one . [ scene_break ] téa : i know todd has a lot of enemies , but to try to kill him -- who would want him dead , tomás ? tomás : téa , i ca n't tell you any more . téa : oh , no , no , no , no , no , no . you ca n't tell me that my husband is a marked man and then not tell me who wants him dead . tomás : téa , all you need to know is that todd is mixed up in something very dangerous . you do n't need to know any more . figure out that that 's why i was trying to get you to leave him . all you need to know is that you need to come with me , and i will take you and daniella and put you somewhere secure . téa : and leave my husband in danger ? no . you tell me what you know right now ! tomás : i can not do that . the only reason i 've told you this much is because i 'm afraid for your life . if i tell you any more , we 're gon na both regret it . téa ! téa , where you going ? téa : oh , i 'm sorry . i ca n't tell you . tomás : téa , you do n't understand how dangerous this is . téa , you can not tell this to anybody else . téa : what have you told me ? nothing ! tomás : téa ! téa ... [ scene_break ] dani : good ? nate : perfect . you are perfect . come here . dani : yeah . well , you know what i think ? i think you 're right . i think things are looking up . mm , i do n't know , mr. park and rec . is this allowed , macking on the job ? nate : shh . i 'm on my lunch break . dani : mm ! before i forget ... nate : what ? dani : are you free tomorrow night ? nate : why ? what are you thinking ? dani : well , it 's the big red - carpet premiere of `` vicker man , `` and guess who has two tickets . nate : seriously ? dani : you know , maybe if someone is really sweet , he can go with me . nate : dani , i know i 've let you down . dani : no . nate : no , no . i have , ok , but i promise you that from here on out , i 'm gon na do anything to make it up to you . dani : you already are ... but you should get back to work . here 's your hat , sir . nate : thank you . dani : oh , are you gon na give the thing to deanna , the thing the guy , the creepy lawyer guy , gave you ? nate : yeah . yeah , yeah . dani : ok . so i 'll see you later ? nate : see you later . [ scene_break ] destiny : vivian , i appreciate your concern , ok , but you do n't have to worry . there 's no problem . now i have to go . vivian : destiny , you can not run away from it . destiny : will you leave me alone ? this is none of your business , and do n't you dare tell shaun what we talked about . [ scene_break ] starr : look . baz : praying mantis . have n't seen one of these in years . starr : i love them . look at how graceful she is . is n't she beautiful ? baz : yeah . [ scene_break ] baker : he 's still alive ? i do n't know how . shot him at point - blank range . i dumped him in the river . i watched the body sink . yeah . yeah . he was on the docks with somebody who helped him take cover . i do n't know who . do n't worry . i 'll find him , and i 'll get rid of them both . [ scene_break ] old todd : thanks . john : do n't say i never did anything for you . old todd : i do n't know what i expected coming back , but not this , not some other guy living my life . you ca n't imagine what it 's like watching him with téa and blair and starr and jack . it 's a nightmare . john : what do you know about tomás delgado ? tomás : i just told téa . old todd : tomás delgado is téa delgado 's brother . john : yeah . you know him ? do you know how he figures into all this ? [ knocks on door ] téa : john , it 's téa delgado . i need to talk to you .
dani expresses her love for nate and regrets distrusting and accusing him of sleeping with deanna . right when they think everything is good , however , rick finds them and nate demands to know what he wants . he gives nate the dvd yet does not reveal to dani what is on the dvd regarding deanna . meanwhile , starr is with sebastian brainstorming the weird and secretive behavior of their two respective dads and what that might have to do with sam reporting that he has met a guy who looks just like todd manning before he got his face changed . they then end up kissing although she says she is committed to james and not interested in him . john meets original todd on the docks and does not know what to make of his stories that the todd we know has stolen his life and only he ( original todd ) is todd manning . when john notices that people want him dead , he lets original todd stay at his home in an attempt to find out some information from him . agent baker appears at dorian 's and talks to current todd after talking to tomas and he assures todd that `` that guy `` todd just met who claims to be todd manning is dead and out of their hair . but baker later gets a call informing him otherwise and he is alarmed . dorian meets baker and he and todd convince her that he hired baker to help them find the guy who attempted to kidnap sam and make sure the town is safe . but she later comes across baker 's business card and discovers he 's a secret agent .
adriana : well , you look squeaky clean . rex : amazing , since cleanliness was n't my first priority just now . adriana : hmm . sun 's going down . rex : nobody 's out there , adriana . adriana : if you say it , then i believe it . i 'm going to go dry my hair . rex : hey , it 's rex balsom . we all set ? yes , i 'm sure . just leave it by the front door . because i do n't want my girlfriend to have a clue , that 's why . [ scene_break ] kelly : i do n't want to fight with you . i ca n't stand it . kevin : me , neither . that 's why i think we should live separate lives . kelly : ok . well , kevin , we 're not engaged anymore . we do n't live together . i think we 're already pretty much living separate lives . if you do n't want to see me , then why are you here ? kevin : i just want to clarify where we stand . kelly : so i 'm supposed to just disappear ? kevin : well , i just want you to respect my space and stay away from me and my family . kelly : i will always be a part of your life . i will always be part of your family 's life . like it or not , we are bonded , and there 's nothing you can do about that . [ scene_break ] cristian : i love you . evangeline : i love you , too . todd : look who 's awake . evangeline : todd ? todd : yeah . cristian : your timing is amazing . todd : wow . people are n't supposed to look this good after surgery . cristian : could you back off ? evangeline : stop it . somebody tell me -- these bandages -- cristian : you know , i probably should go get michael . evangeline : you said i had surgery on my spine . todd : yeah , you did . and it 's all good . you 'll be fine . but -- while you were out , i had dr. simmons operate on your eyes . and so when those bandages come off , there 's a good chance you 'll be able to see again . [ scene_break ] antonio : jessica ? damn it , nash . where did you take them ? [ scene_break ] jessica : ow , ow , ow ! let me go ! nash : tess could n't have put that better . dirtier but not better . jessica : i am not tess , now give me my baby . nash : ok . jessica : hi , sweetie . you ok ? bruce : man , did we get lucky . nobody in the parking lot or the elevator . watch it , though . she is spunky . she 's not going to give up . nash : hey , where are you going ? bruce : i do have a law practice . i only moonlight as hired muscle . jessica : where was the doorman ? nash : gone . jessica : what , did you just pay him to disappear ? it 's not going to work , nash . this is new york city . i 'm going to find some way to get away from you . nash : if you 're looking for a phone , brucie took all the phones out of here . the only phone that 's left is this one . hey , this one here . look at this . hmm ! guess i need a new phone . you know , the amazing thing about these fabulous new york city penthouses -- you need a special key to get out of here . i 'm afraid it 's going to be just you and me , honey bunny . [ scene_break ] det . mckeon : who the hell are you ? antonio : my name 's antonio vega . i used to be on the job back in pennsylvania . det . mckeon : anywhere near llanview ? antonio : well , how do you know about llanview ? det . mckeon : that 's where nash brennan was headed when he left here . antonio : well , he 's the reason i kicked the door in . det . mckeon : this case is closed . antonio : you would n't happen to know what the crime was ? det . mckeon : was n't any . guy got in a scuffle , fell on a piece of broken glass , died of his wound . antonio : so it was a guy ? det . mckeon : yeah . name of george reston . antonio : i see . who told you what happened , nash brennan ? det . mckeon : that 's right . antonio : you believe him ? det . mckeon : brennan is just one of those guys that rubs me the wrong way . antonio : yeah . i know the feeling . [ scene_break ] jessica : look , nash , when i met you , i was really sick , but i 'm strong now . and nothing that you can do is going to make me sick again . you can keep me locked up here all alone all you want ! nash : you 're not going to be alone . i 'm going to be here . jessica : do n't you get it ? i do n't want to be with you ! nash : yeah , well , the -- the tess side of you does . and nobody 's going anywhere till i have a little chat with her . [ scene_break ] kelly : you know what ? you should go . you should start living that separate life you 've been talking about . kevin : why do you say we 're bonded ? there is nothing keeping us together anymore . kelly : we loved each other once . kevin : uh - huh . kelly : so much . kevin : i do n't want to talk about this again . kelly : i do n't want to talk about it , either , but i think you 're going to find , kevin , that there 's a connection between us , even though we ca n't be together anymore . kevin : it 's all so complicated . kelly : yeah . kevin : yeah . kelly : it is . kevin : i just keep thinking about my place in all this . i think about why i turned away from you , why i alienated duke . i just keep asking all these questions , and i 'm looking for answers , and i -- and i go to his grave every day , and i look at the headstone with his name on it . and i realize that that 's all i have left of him now . and i ask myself -- i say , `` why did you handle things this way ? you know , how did we get to this place ? `` and the only thing i can come up with is that i felt like a life with me alone without a family just was n't good enough for you . [ scene_break ] evangeline : two surgeries ? todd : that 's right . evangeline : i said no . todd : yeah , i know you did . i know you did , but -- but you were unconscious , and -- and i -- and i saw a chance , so -- evangeline : i have to give consent . todd : i got it from your mom . evangeline : you called my mother ? todd : yeah . well , i can see that you 're angry , and i -- i predicted that , and i 'm ok with it . i 'm -- i 'm going to live with it . i think i did the right thing here . evangeline : i ca n't believe this . cristian : all right . come on , todd , we 're going outside . evangeline : no . no , you both are staying right here -- till we get a few things straight . [ scene_break ] adriana : rex ? [ car starts , pulls away ] adriana : he did n't tell me he was going somewhere . that 's not his car . oh , no . go away ! leave me alone ! rex : adriana , it 's me . what happened ? let me in . adriana : he 's here , rex , ok ? he found us . rex : he -- it 's not possible . i know for a fact the stalker is n't here . adriana : how could you possibly know that for sure ? rex : i checked the whole area and it 's clear . adriana : did n't you see the car ? rex : what car ? adriana : the one that left that outside on the mat . do n't touch it ! whatever 's in it is alive . rex : well , it better be . adriana : what are you talking about ? rex : because i sent for it . adriana : lobster ? rex : hmm . your favorite , right ? adriana : oh -- rex : i had the fish market deliver two . i wanted it to be a surprise , so i made the call while you were drying your hair . i told the delivery guy to leave it by the door , not to ring the bell so it would n't freak you out . good plan , right ? adriana : i -- i ca n't believe this . rex : what ? adriana : it 's stupid . rex : tell me . adriana : i just -- when you said that you knew for sure the stalker had n't been here , i thought , how could you possibly know that unless -- rex : unless what ? adriana : i told you it 's just me being stupid . i 'm -- i 'm going to go start boiling water . [ scene_break ] kelly : kevin , how could you ever think that you were n't good enough for me ? kevin : yeah , i do n't even know where to start . [ kevin sighs ] i could always count on my father and my grandfather . you know , no matter what , they know how to take care of their family . they know how to take care of the people they love . you know , and there i was . i -- i 'm in love with this -- this -- as asa puts it -- this woman , the only decent cramer woman . and all i wanted to do was take care of you , and be someone you could count on . and at the same time , be the man that my father and my grandfather could be proud of . and i was going to marry the woman of my dreams and -- and have a family with her . and be a man that they could look up to . you know ? and god , that felt so good to me . until i found out that i -- i could n't be that man . kelly : kevin -- kevin : and i -- i felt like i failed somehow . and the whole time , i 'm watching duke . and i was surprised by what kind of a man he had become . you know ? and the more time that i spent with him and the more i got to know him , i realized that he was everything that i was n't . and then he told me -- he told me that he was in love with you . i -- i felt like i was so inferior . like i could n't -- like , how could i measure up ? you know , so i turned away from you and -- and from him . i just wanted to put as much distance between us as i possibly could so that when you finally chose him , it would n't be so painful . and i said things -- things that -- that i ca n't take back , and i wish to god i could . but i -- you know what i 'm talking about . kelly : we do n't have to talk about it . kevin : i told you -- have a baby with duke . i do n't know what i was thinking . kelly : you were n't thinking . kevin : was i trying to -- to hurt you , or to -- or to test you ? i asked you to do the one thing that would completely destroy me . and i just -- i thank god that it did n't happen . [ scene_break ] evangeline : you two are turning my blindness into a handicap . you seem to think because i ca n't see , i ca n't manage my own life . but my blindness does not make me stupid or helpless . i am an adult . i make my own decisions , and i will not be treated like a child by two men fighting like children . i find it ridiculous . i almost killed myself trying to run away from that . it has to stop . cristian : you know , it did n't start with you , evangeline . todd : no , no , we got a past . it 's -- evangeline : too bad . todd : ahem . evangeline : cristian , todd is my friend . i get to pick my own friends . and , todd , you seem to think you owe me something , but you do n't . last night can not happen again . ever . cristian : got it . todd : you going to draw up a peace treaty , counselor ? evangeline : a handshake will do . todd : hmm . [ scene_break ] jessica : you know , it 's not going to work anymore . you ca n't just say tess ' name and send me out of the room , so just stop trying . nash : stop trying ? if i stop trying , it 'll be like i let her die . jessica : tess is n't dead , she 's a part of me . but i am making the decisions now for both of us . and you know , i used to feel guilty about you , because you did n't know what you were getting into when you met tess . nash : it was the best thing that ever happened to me . jessica : and you blew it . you blew it . because the second i get my baby out of here , we are going right to the police , and you can kiss all of your visitation rights goodbye . nash : you 're treating me like a criminal . but just think about it for a minute . if the roles were reversed -- if it was tess and i bringing up this baby , do you really think that antonio would n't be doing whatever i 'm doing ? jessica : i would n't be with him if i thought he would ! nash : oh , really ? are you so sure ? jessica : the last half of the pregnancy , tess handled , and antonio was walking on eggshells around her -- nash : eggshells ? jessica : and he never pulled a stunt like this . nash : really ? never ? walking on eggshells ? tess was under lock and key before your little integration thing -- an integration thing that i made her do . and now you want me to walk away from her . to walk away from the two people who make my life mean anything . jessica : do n't ! do n't you dare . you did n't even let me bring a diaper bag . nash : diapers are in the guest room back there . there 's everything you need . jessica : that is not a guest room , that is a full - blown nursery . how long are you -- are you going to keep us here ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : are you shaking hands ? todd : i 'm into it . no more right crosses to the jaw . cristian : that 's right . evangeline : that 's not good enough . is it done ? cristian : yeah , it 's done . michael : the nurse told me you were awake . i need to examine her . i 'm going to have to ask you two to leave . cristian : ok . i 'll be right back . let 's go , todd . cristian : i do n't like you . and i 'll never be ok with you being in evangeline 's life . todd : so let me get this straight . you tell her you love her , then you lie to her the next minute ? you got a great future with her . [ scene_break ] kevin : hell , renee wo n't let us tell asa about duke . she said his heart could n't take it . kelly : oh . oh , god . kevin : yeah . because every time i go to see him , all he talks about is how his favorite great - grandson wo n't come visit him . kelly : kevin , i 'm so sorry . i -- i 'm so sorry about everything . you have to know that -- that what happened was n't because of anything you said or because i wanted a baby . i cared about duke because he was your son . and because he was my friend . kevin : yeah , i know . kelly : look , i just want you to know that no matter what -- as awful as it was , i was n't using him to make a baby . kevin : yeah , well , i just -- i just wanted to say that i know i 'm not blameless here . and as far as i 'm concerned , we never have to talk about it again , ok ? i wish you could just block it from your mind . kelly : oh , god , i wish we both could . but i 'm afraid that 's not possible . [ scene_break ] nash : look , i 'm sorry , but i did n't know how much to buy , and i wanted to make sure that my baby girl had everything she needed . jessica : yeah , well , do n't hold your breath waiting for me to thank you . what ? what is so funny ? nash : tess and i used to fight a lot , too , when we first met . jessica : well , that 's not surprising , because that 's where i kept all my anger . nash : i like that fire . i see it now . jessica : yeah , well , i do n't have any problem getting angry on my own anymore . nash : you know , if this integration thing is working out so well for you , then why do i get the feeling that i 'm having an effect on you ? jessica : you 're having an effect on me because you kidnapped me . nash : you know , i do n't care what i got to do , as long as i end up with tess . jessica : i do n't understand why i have to keep explaining this to you . i am the host personality . tess is gone because i do n't need her anymore . i have the life that i want , the life with antonio , the life with jamie , the life with my parents , ok ? and there is no room in that life for you ! nash : oh , sounds very comfortable . very -- neat . jessica : there 's nothing wrong with that . nash : you know , tess and i hopped on a train and went all the way across this country . i bought a vineyard without even seeing it . now , where in that very neat little life of yours is there space for the part of you that still wants to do stuff like that , huh ? jessica : i 'll be fine . nash : you 'll be fine ? jessica : mm - hmm . nash : taking care of brennan and waiting for antonio to come home to you ? jessica : oh , it would be more than that . nash : yeah , well , it would n't be enough for me . and i 'll tell you , it sure would n't be enough for tess . you know , tess could teach you a lot about being in love . tess and i -- we did n't make room for each other . we gave up everything to be with each other , because that 's what love is . i did n't have to teach tess how to be in love , but if i got to teach you about love , well , i 'll be more than happy to oblige . [ scene_break ] det . mckeon : find what you were looking for ? antonio : no , no . i was kind of hoping that maybe brennan showed up with what he stole from me , but it 's pretty obvious he has n't been here . det . mckeon : maybe he did n't want to come back to that . antonio : right . thanks again . det . mckeon : you might want to check in with his lawyer . antonio : you got a name ? det . mckeon : some hotshot from back east . good night . antonio : good night . [ phone rings ] yeah ? claudia : antonio ? it 's claudia . did you find nash ? antonio : no . no , but there was a cop here and i talked to him . claudia : did you report the kidnapping ? antonio : i could n't . i do n't even know if she 's tess again . the last thing we want are cops getting involved . that could make it even worse for jessica . why are you calling me ? claudia : i was thinking , i might know where nash took jessica and the baby . [ scene_break ] michael : everything looks good . you were very lucky . evangeline : yeah . i just found out about the other surgery -- the one on my eyes ? michael : it was a tough call , but simmons is the best in his field and he was available . evangeline : when do i find out if it worked ? michael : well , he had to go to philadelphia , but he called me on the phone . he told me that i could remove your bandages tomorrow . evangeline : my god . every other specialist said there was no hope . michael : well , todd just kept on looking and looking until he found a doctor that did n't say that . evangeline : that 's the kind of friend he is . michael : you nervous about tomorrow ? evangeline : and hopeful . i guess i have todd to thank for that . todd : simmons , what the hell are you doing ? you 're in philadelphia -- terrific . you know , i did n't put all those zeros on your check so you could screw around in philadelphia right after the operation . that 's too bad . because i do n't want evangeline in the hands of spencer truman or some -- some kid out of med school . i do n't care how much it cost me . [ scene_break ] kevin : i guess getting past this is n't possible . kelly : that 's not what i meant . i -- duke and i -- kevin : i -- i found you , ok ? i do n't -- kelly : i did this horrible thing and yet you still saved my life . kevin : well , i guess i just have to find a better way to mourn my son -- that 's all . i ca n't think about the way he died . i just -- i just have to remember how much i loved him . oh , god , kelly , i did n't mean to make you cry , i really did n't . just -- what can i -- [ scene_break ] nash : hey . jessica : she 's quieting down . nash : good . you -- you found the baby clothes i bought her ? jessica : you going to buy me a whole new wardrobe , too ? nash : i brought you some of tess ' things from napa . jessica : no . i am not wearing those clothes . it was bad enough when i would wake up from a blackout and be in some strange outfit . nash : tess is not strange and she 's not an illness . we fell in love , we fell in love right here , in this city , and that was real . jessica : well , i 'm real , too , nash -- every part of me . did it ever occur to you that i 'm not just some thing holding you back from the woman that you love ? is it ok if i use the bathroom ? is that allowed ? jessica : oh , god . i 've got to get back to antonio . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right , claudia , thank you . that really helps . claudia : that was almost too easy . hmm . antonio : whew . [ phone rings ] bruce : bruce bartlett . antonio : mr. bartlett , this is napa p.d . we 're just getting ready to close the reston case and i was hoping that maybe i could ask your client a few questions . bruce : well , i was under the impression that was already closed . what kind of questions ? antonio : oh , just routine . you know where i could reach him ? bruce : yes , i sure do . what did you say your name was ? [ scene_break ] adriana : hey , rex , where 'd you put the extra candles ? hmm . this is rex 's . rex : what are you doing ? adriana : i was just looking for some candles . what 's the matter with you ? rex : i thought you were going to get ready for bed . adriana : i wanted to make it nice in here . you 're acting like i murdered somebody . rex : well , you should 've asked before going through my stuff . adriana : why ? what do n't you want me to see ? rex : nothing . adriana : huh ! rex , i saw the way you grabbed your laptop . rex : i just do n't want you checking your emails and freaking out again . adriana : no . no . my emails come to my cell phone anyway . you were afraid i 'd boot up your computer and see something i was n't supposed to see . what ? is it a case , the thing with claudia reston ? rex : can you just let this go ? adriana : no . you 're keeping secrets from me again and i want to know why . [ scene_break ] kevin : i should go . kelly : kevin , wait -- kevin : i do n't want to talk anymore . i -- i said what i had to say . kelly : i 'm just as much to blame as you are . i ca n't imagine having to make the decision that you had to make . it was an impossible decision . i ca n't imagine it . kevin : i just keep telling myself that i believed that you were in worse shape than duke . and i was n't acting out on how betrayed i felt . kelly : i just wish i could comfort you somehow . kevin : well , you ca n't , ok ? because every time i try to see duke 's face , all i see is that night at the rectory . and the two of you . i do n't know , maybe someday i 'll be able to put that memory behind me . kelly : what if you ca n't ? what if something happened and it would n't let you ? would you be ok ? [ scene_break ] antonio : just tell me where i could reach brennan and i 'll get out of your hair . bruce : i 'm not giving out information about my client until i 've checked you out . antonio : your client just kidnapped a woman and a baby . bruce : i do n't know what you 're talking about . antonio : look , cut the crap , all right ? they 're not in llanview , they 're not in napa . bruce : oh , wait a second -- this is antonio vega , right ? antonio : look , i 'll tell you what , bartlett -- you 're aiding and abetting a kidnapper . so you tell me what i need to know or i 'll make sure you never practice law again . bruce : oh , i 'd love to , but i ca n't tell you what i do n't know . antonio : son of a -- [ scene_break ] nash : it 's hard to see the stars in manhattan . it 's because they leave a lot of lights on at night . but they 're there . ah . yeah . your mommy loved them anyway . we 'd go out on the fire escape and we 'd pretend we could see the constellations and i 'd tell her all their stories . but your mommy said that any star that would n't shine on manhattan was n't worth seeing . [ brennan coos ] nash : oh . it 's ok . but then i got her out to california and she saw stars , and she finally admitted that the stars were worth it . no . it 's ok . it 's ok . you know what ? your mommy is a little bit like a star in manhattan . i know . you ca n't see her , but it does n't mean she 's not there . and with any luck , some morning you are going to open your pretty blue eyes and there she will be , clear as a star in the sky . bruce : come on , nash . pick up your messages . listen , antonio vega just called me at the office looking for you . he 's on to us . take jessica and that kid and get the hell out of my place tonight . nash : she was restless , so i picked her up . jessica : no , that 's ok . that was beautiful , what you said about the stars , and you 're right -- they 're always there . nash : do n't i know it . jessica : come here , puddin ' . oh , you get to sleep right next to mama tonight ! yes , you do . nash : see you in the morning . we 'll talk in the morning . jessica : well , you 're calling the shots -- at least for now . [ brennan fusses ] jessica : i know , i know . we 're going , we 're going , we 're going . nash : hey , hold on . [ scene_break ] michael : i was just telling evangeline that dr. simmons told me that i could take her bandages off tomorrow . cristian : did he give you any idea how the surgery went ? evangeline : no one will tell me anything . michael : because we do n't know anything . if it makes you feel any better , i 'm praying that when i take those bandages off , you 'll be looking up at my ugly mug . nurse : dr. mc bain ? michael : yeah ? nurse : a dr. simmons just called the nurses ' station . he wanted to let you know that he 'll be here tomorrow morning to remove ms. williamson 's bandages . michael : oh . well , he 's not as handsome as i am , but hopefully you 'll be able to be the judge of that . evangeline : thank you , michael . michael : i will see you tomorrow . evangeline : ok . cristian : so how you feeling ? evangeline : better now that you 're here . i meant what i said , cris -- i 'm falling in love with you . but if you ever lie to me again , i will walk away and not look back . cristian : lie to you ? evangeline : come on , cris . i told you , i 'm -- i 'm blind . i 'm not stupid . you did n't make a truce with todd . you did n't shake his hand . cristian : yeah , well , this whole todd thing is just -- evangeline : listen , i do n't care . i 'm asking you to give it up . cristian : ok , well , i 'm giving you the handshake i did n't give him . how 's that ? evangeline : thank you . cristian : so tomorrow 's a pretty big day , huh ? evangeline : i do n't know how i 'm going to be able to sleep tonight . cristian : how about if i tell you a story ? evangeline : what kind of story ? cristian : well , this particular story is about this strong and very beautiful princess named evangeline who does n't take no for an answer , does n't listen to men , but she is gorgeous . evangeline : cris , i 'd rather be a tiger . cristian : ooh . a tiger , that 's right . i did let my little tiger fall , did n't i ? evangeline : hmm . cristian : that 's ok . [ scene_break ] rex : ok , look , i overreacted again . i 'm sorry -- really . adriana : i guess this has n't been much easier for you than it 's been for me . rex : parts of it have been pretty great , though , right ? adriana : ca n't you just tell me what got you so upset ? rex : can we just drop it ? adriana : fine , whatever . i 'm tired . i 'm going to bed . rex : it 's not good to go to bed angry . adriana : it 's not good to keep secrets from a person you say you love . rex : i was right to keep quiet about todd when he escaped . he was innocent . and the thing with the laptop -- nothing like that . adriana : ok . so , then , why do n't you tell me what it 's like ? rex : i 'm sorry . i ca n't . adriana : that 's what i thought . rex : no -- adriana ! [ scene_break ] kevin : you keep saying things i do n't understand . kelly : i just -- i want to know if you 'll ever be able to forgive us . kevin : well , duke and i never got to work things out . but the anger i felt -- well , it 's just turned into this unbelievable sadness . so i guess in some way this is all over . they tore down what was left of the rectory , so there 's -- there 's no physical reminder of that night left . so maybe now i can start trying to get past this . thing is , life goes on , you know , whether you want it to or not . [ scene_break ] claudia : come on , antonio . i gave you what you need , now you do the same for me . find nash and jessica . antonio : do n't worry , jess . i 'm on my way . jessica : what do you want ? nash : i just want to show you something . come here . it 's ok , come on . come on . come on . look . right there . one little star managed to shine through . jessica : right . nash : do you want to make a wish ? jessica : you know what i 'd wish for . i wish to be back with my family . nash : yeah , me , too . [ next_on ] john : this is it -- the bullet they took out of my father the day he died . blair : she is still trying to hold on to you , and you know what ? i 'm not going to stand for it . antonio : i think i have a lead on where nash took jessica and the baby . jessica : take me and my daughter home now .
evangeline gets the information that her neck got hurt in the accident and todd tells her that when she was out of it , he arranged for her to have her eyes operated on . cristian finds todd amazing the way that he takes over and controls everything . todd ignores him and gives all his attention to evangeline , remarking how beautiful she looks for someone who is so ill . claudia gets a bright idea . she wants antonio to find jessica and get her back , so she calls antonio up with the idea that she might know where nash has taken jessica and the child . antonio thanks her for the info . he starts heading out to bruce 's place to see if the tip that he got is a good one . jessica sits around listening to antonio reminisce about her alter . he talks about the stars and how he taught tess a little about then when they were in manhattan . jessica tries not to be affected by what he tells her about his life with tess but she ca n't help but be a little touched by it all . antonio contacts bruce and pretends to be a cop working on the reston killing case . bruce quickly figures out that he is talking to antonio and tells nothing . bruce then leaves voicemail for nash warning him that antonio is on the hunt for him and that he had better take off . adriana is getting suspicious of rex and the way that he has been behaving . he has been secretive and she thinks that people who love each other should n't have secrets . rex admits that he has been keeping things from her but he does n't get into what that exactly is . adriana gets mad .
marty : there 's just -- there 's nothing , ok ? nothing is coming back to me . john : hey -- marty : no , i know , i was in blair 's room -- and spencer was there and the murder weapon was in my hand . john : you know you woke up in thon - call room down the hall ? marty : yes . john : and we 've already established you suffered some sort of head trauma in the last six months . marty : but we do n't necessarily know it happened that night . john : no , but it 's a possibility . marty : yes , yes , and it 's also possible that it happened the night the arsonist bombed the hospital and the ceiling fell on my head . john : what 's wrong with you , huh ? do n't you want to be found innocent ? marty : of course , i do . of course , i do ! i want that more than anything for myself , for my son . but what if i 'm not ? because the more we go over this , the more guilty i look even to myself . [ scene_break ] blair : i almost found you in chicago the last time i was there . starr : yeah , mom got a tip from this girl who said that her boyfriend had you , and then she got right on a plane to -- todd : let her tell the story . blair : ok , fine . that girlfriend of that punk that had you in chicago turns out to be sarah roberts -- you know , flash ? todd : no kidding , that was sarah ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : i thought that was a dream . blair : no , it was real . she called me using your cell phone . todd : yeah , she said she reached you . she said that you said to hold on . blair : i did . jack : daddy ! todd : whoa , whoa , hey , hi -- dorian : the reunion would n't be complete without the entire family . todd : easy with the -- the gut here , buddy . jack : i grew another inch . todd : oh , i can tell . i bet a lot has happened since i 've been gone . but i 'm back now , and things are going to be different from here on out . [ scene_break ] david : i am truly sorry . viki : oh , i know you are . but for what , david ? for extorting money from clint , or -- much more likely -- the fact that i found out about it , right ? david : both . viki : yeah , yeah , but i expect the 10 mil will ease the pain , right ? david : actually , it wo n't . not anymore . viki : oh , and what does that mean ? david : here . read it while i weep . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm going down to lockup to interview laurence . while i 'm down there , i 'd like you to upgrade tate harmon 's status from person of interest to suspect , and put out an apb . talia : yep . bo : the longer he 's awol , the better the chances of balsom 's theory being right . talia : that thing with the medallion does n't sit right . but is -- is it enough for a warrant ? bo : i do n't know , that 's up to a judge . but we ca n't take any chances . if harmon is affiliated with the o.p.p . , that means that balsom and adriana could be in real trouble . talia : oh , i told adriana that if tate contacts either one of them to call us immediately . bo : good , good . what about balsom ? talia : he 's with her . and layla was on her way home with vincent jones , so they should all be safe at the girls ' apartment by now . [ scene_break ] layla : get out of here , get help ! tate : oh , whoa , whoa , whoa ! step away from the door or she dies . now ! adriana : i told you not to follow me . rex : yeah , good thing i did . tate : good . now things can get festive . rex : what 's that supposed to mean ? tate : oh , you 'll see soon enough . adriana : why are you doing this , tate ? tate : it 's my mission . have n't you figured that out yet ? rex : i want to hear what this mission 's about . tate : you ? you 're even worse than them -- you 're a traitor to your own race . rex : do n't you want to convert me ? tate : please , do n't insult me . rex : what ? are you telling me you were always this -- enlightened ? did n't someone have to show you the path ? a lot of us are lost . we do n't have a purpose . but -- but you -- you gassed cristian 's studio , blew up half a hospital , tried to bomb lindsay 's gallery -- tate : get to the point , balsom , now . rex : you 're obviously highly motivated , and the fact that you did all this with your dad -- i -- i wish my dad was still around to show me the ropes . tate : no , he was unenlightened till the end . adriana : but they caught him at the gallery . rex : yeah , with the bomb . tate : he took the fall for me , you idiots , so i can continue my work . although , if he were here , he would argue that . layla : you mean your sick , vicious acts -- vincent : ah - ah - ah -- layla , do n't start -- tate : oh , good . kunta 's awake , he can watch . stay where you are ! you -- tie him up . do it ! [ scene_break ] dorian : todd , it 's good to see you alive and well . todd : since when ? dorian : take it at face value , i 'm not sure i can manage to say it a second time . [ laughter ] todd : i got to make up for some lost time with you guys . starr : yeah , thanks to miles laurence . todd : what 's he got to do with it ? starr : he was the one that kept you drugged and locked up . todd : i thought it was that hunter dude . blair : hunter was being paid by miles . and when the weasel got tired of taking care of you back in chicago , he brought you here to llanview and dumped you on miles ' lap . todd : so that lead that miles gave me about my kid was -- blair : yeah , it 's probably bogus . and it was n't just spencer manipulating miles from the grave . miles knew exactly what he was doing . todd : how do you know that ? dorian : you mean , aside from the fact that he is mitch laurence 's baby brother ? starr : oh -- and he was blackmailing marty saybrooke . todd : marty ? blair : todd , marty murdered spencer . dorian : she should be canonized . blair : oh , hardly . todd : wait a minute here , am i hallucinating ? starr : no , dad , i know . and miles forced marty to marry him in exchange for keeping her secret . todd : oh , this -- ahem -- this is too much . blair : i suspected him . i knew miles was involved in your disappearance . dorian : he 's behind bars now , so he ca n't harm any of you . todd : i hope somebody slaps him with attempted murder . blair : just an obstruction of justice -- for not turning marty in . todd : and what about me ? what about what he did to me ? who 's going to make him pay for that ? [ scene_break ] bo : wake up , laurence . nap time 's over . miles : hey , commissioner . bo : hey . miles : you here about my release ? bo : who 's kandi lane ? miles : i do n't know . why ? bo : because she was with manning when we picked him up . miles : well , if todd spends his time with hookers , it 's not my problem . bo : i never said the woman was a prostitute . miles : well , i mean , with a name like kandi lane , what am i supposed to think ? bo : yeah . so how are things going in here ? they treating you all right ? miles : so far . bo : you know , i have to apologize for the food , i know it 's really not that great . is there anything , maybe , that -- that you 'd prefer from the outside ? miles : really ? you 'd be willing to do that for me ? bo : sure . it would n't be a problem at all . i 'd just send an officer out and pick up whatever you want , bring it back here . miles : you know , i 'm dying for one of those kobe beef burgers from the palace . bo : ah . miles : you know , the one they serve with a fried egg on top ? they charge you 25 bucks , but it 's comfort food , you know ? bo : hmm . who 's jordan ames ? miles : what ? excuse me , i -- bo : i think you know the one -- you know , hangs out in the palace a lot , very classy . miles : i do n't know him . bo : it 's not a guy , it 's a woman . miles : hmm . bo : see , kandi lane says that her friend jordan ames got kandi the job with todd manning . miles : hmm . i do n't know . bo : that 's all right . i guess i 'll just have to ask jordan ames . miles : wait , is there anything else you want to ask me ? bo : why , did i miss something ? miles : no . bo : ah . take care . miles : hey , commissioner ? bo : yeah ? miles : could you tell marty , my wife , that i hope she 's ok ? bo : laurence , i 'll be honest with you . i do n't think that marty really wants to hear anything from you . [ scene_break ] john : listen to me . all we have to do is fill in the lost time from when you picked up the scissors until you woke up . officer : i got your food here , lieutenant . john : hey , thanks , sam . sam : no problem . john : look , i -- um -- i thought maybe you 'd like something better than the grub they serve down in lockup . marty : are you always this nice to all the prisoners ? john : uh -- marty : it looks great , thanks . john , there 's something else i need to ask of you . look , i do n't know how much time i might be serving . john : look , i -- marty : no , i -- i have to be realistic , and i might not ever fill in the missing pieces of my memory . and even if i do , i 'm probably going to be going to prison for an extended period of time . john : and ? marty : and i need to make arrangements for my son . so i 'm -- i 'm considering my options . john : consider proving your innocence . marty : no , john , please listen to me . cole is very fond of you , and he looks up to you . you know , he really enjoys talking with you . john : well , i like talking to him , too . you know , he -- he 's a good kid . marty : so , you know , i was just -- i was hoping that wherever he ends up , you know , that you might be able to look in on him from -- from time to time and make sure that he 's ok . john : what do you want me to say ? marty : i want you to say yes . john : to what ? marty : to helping my son . john : really ? it sounds like what you 're asking me to do is to help you give up . i wo n't do that . [ scene_break ] blair : todd manning , you listen to me . there is plenty enough time for you to get back at miles . right now , it 's important that you get to feeling better . you hear me ? oh , just in time -- i was telling todd that he needs to get his strength back , right ? starr : how is he doing ? paige : well , he 's improving , but i need to see some test results to be more specific . blair : how long do you need to keep him ? paige : at least overnight -- we 're working on getting him a room -- so i 'll check back with you later . blair : thanks . todd : what is that ? dorian : blair asked me to bring over some fresh clothes for you . blair : i 'm sure you 'll want to burn the ones that you were in earlier . starr : no , should n't he give them to the police -- you know , for evidence that they can catch the guy who did it . blair : starr , what 's important is that your dad is home safe . why do n't you fill him in on everything that he missed , huh ? jack : oh , and where you 're better , i want a rematch on night hunter three . todd : oh . think you 're going to kick my butt , yeah ? jack : i knew you were coming back . todd : yeah , yeah . starr : do you need anything , dad ? todd : oh , how about one of those monster shakes from carlotta 's with the -- starr : vanilla , right ? todd : vanilla , with the whipped cream . starr : ok . jack : me , too . dorian : all right , i love the flan . come on , kids . we 'll give your parents some alone time . starr : ok . bye . todd : bye . why do n't you go with them , blair ? blair : i 'll wait until dr. miller gets back with your results . todd : no , i need a nap . blair : ok . all right , well , i guess it 's to carlotta 's diner . [ scene_break ] viki : i do n't understand , david . what is this ? david : i 'm having the money that i received transferred back into clint 's name . i had my lawyer draw that up . i 'd take it to clint myself , but -- as you can see . viki : this is real ? david : it 's legal and binding . i do n't want the money . not if it changes the way you feel about me . viki : to what do i owe this change of heart , huh ? david : your eyes -- the way you looked at me when i agreed to have the surgery . you admired me . viki : yeah , i really did . i thought i had finally seen past all that narcissistic facade . i mean , i always knew you were decent . but giving and self - sacrificing ? david , you blew me away . david : me ? viki : you . yeah , you . david : and i blew it . viki : yeah , you blew it . it 's not a very nice feeling to know that you 've just been played all along , the way you play everybody . david : i never intended to play you , viki . viki : david , you -- you do n't have to intend something to do it , you know . you know what hurts the most , i think ? i -- i thought that we had -- i do n't know -- some kind of mutual respect at least . david : oh , we did , we do . i still do . i ca n't believe i messed this up -- i mean , i can , but i ca n't , you know what i mean ? viki : yes , i do . david : you know , i do n't usually care what other people think about me , but somehow with you , it 's different . you make me want to be a better man . i 'm pretty sure i stole that line from a movie , but it 's true . anyway , that document is genuine . the money 's out of my hands . viki : thank you . david : there 's one more thing . will you please forgive me ? [ scene_break ] tate : this is a cozy little party , do n't you think ? you done ? good . [ vincent groans ] tate : now , move over to the ledge , right over there . you , too , sister , scoot . adriana : i 'm so sorry , layla . layla : it 's not your fault . just be strong . we 'll get through this , ok ? tate : hmm . not bad . you guys do this often ? excuse me , did i tell you to stand over here ? no , i told you to stand over there . you got to learn how to listen to the man . vincent : you 're the man , huh ? what kind of man lets his father take the rap for his crimes , huh ? what kind of man let 's his father die for you ? tate : the kind of man who understands what it takes to sacrifice in the name of freedom . layla : `` freedom `` ? from what ? [ vincent groans ] rex : from anyone who is n't like you , right , harmon ? adriana : tate , do n't do this . we were friends . tate : you were my cover , adriana . do n't you get that ? you bought me a free pass so i could do my work all over this town . all i had to do was make nice , and you just lapped it up , huh ? you opened up your home -- you would 've opened up your bed if i wanted that , huh ? rex : shut your mouth . tate : or what , huh ? do you really think someone like me would want to be involved with something like you -- a mutt , a mongrel ? rex : you 're never going to get away with this -- tate : i told you to shut up now ! adriana : no , stop it , please ! do n't hurt -- tate : get back ! get back where i told you ! you want to save your friends ' lives , huh ? ok , let 's make a deal . tate : i 'd be willing to trade their lives -- for yours . rex : shove it , we 're not making any deals with you . tate : three lives for the price of one -- what do you say ? layla : she says no . tate : well , i think it would only be fitting , do n't you ? i mean , you saving their lives after it was your vanity that exposed them to me in the first place ? rex : adriana , do n't listen to him , he 's working you . tate : well ? adriana : what would you do to me ? tate : nothing . you do all the work yourself . rex : stop this . tate : three for one -- final offer . what 's it going to be ? adriana : what do you want me to do ? rex : adriana -- tate : step out onto the ledge . rex : no ! layla : do n't do this . no , `` no . `` adriana : i 'm sorry . layla : no . tate : good . now , jump . [ scene_break ] bo : what 's the status ? talia : i can not reach adriana cramer . both of her numbers go straight to voicemail . bo : and balsom ? talia : same deal -- for him , for layla , vincent jones . bo : all right , send a unit over to her place . also , send somebody to balsom 's and vincent 's places , too . talia : i 'm on it . bo : all right , thanks . renee : hello , bo . bo : hi , renee . renee : i 'm here on a personal mission from your father . bo : is he all right ? renee : he 's -- fine . bo : hmm . renee : he wanted me to put this in your hands -- kentucky single - barrel bourbon , the best there is . bo : well , what 's this for ? renee : actually , your father did n't tell me . nigel : i believe mr. buchanan has 10 million reasons . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , lord , do i wish that you had not demanded $ 10 million from clint . but the fact that you 're willing to give it back -- i do n't know -- that -- that goes a long way . david : so -- viki : you 're a child , david , you behave like a child . when children do something wrong and get caught , they 're very , very sorry . but that 's who you are , so i expect -- we ca n't expect you to be any different . yeah , i forgive you . david : maybe i could work on entering adolescence . so what do you think ? you forgive me ? i 've learned my lesson . viki : oh ? which is what ? david : do n't do anything to change the way that you 're looking at me right now ? [ viki giggles ] viki : yeah , that 's a start . i 'll see that clint gets this , ok ? oh , david -- david : what ? viki : you did n't even sign it . david : what ? i did n't know there was a space to -- well , look at that . viki : here -- here 's a pen . david : handy little buggers , are n't they ? viki : hmm . david : thank you . viki : no -- thank you , david . i thank you . dorian : viki . viki : dorian . dorian : i missed seeing you . i was downstairs -- with your brother in the er . viki : bully for you . dorian : well . would you , uh , mind telling me what that was all about ? david : yes , i would , actually . you 're going to tell me that i 've lost my mind . dorian : try me . david : i just gave back the $ 10 million . dorian : you 're out of your mind ! [ scene_break ] viki : paige , everything all right ? paige : yes , yes . todd 's condition is improving steadily . viki : no , no , i meant you . you seem troubled . paige : no , it -- well , uh -- actually , viki , could i -- could i speak to you for a moment ? viki : yes , of course . paige : thank you . blair : ok . we 're back ! starr : dad , i -- miles : todd . viki : you know , i understand that you have mixed feelings . but it seems to me that this is what you have to do , and if you do n't follow your heart , you 're going to begin to resent it . paige : you really think so ? viki : mm - hmm . do n't you ? paige : yeah . yeah , i do . sometimes you just need to hear someone else tell you that you 're doing the right thing , you know ? thank you . viki : yeah . starr : where 's dad ? jack : did he go away again ? blair : it 's ok . he said he 's fine , do n't worry , he has something to take care of . starr : he 's been back for two hours . what could he possibly have to take care of ? [ scene_break ] todd : hello , miles . miles : i do n't understand -- todd : no , you do n't understand , do you , huh ? right , i 'm supposed to be dead and drugged and -- miles : no , you 're supposed to be in the hospital . todd : or in a coffin -- if you had your way . miles : look , i -- i do n't know what you 're talking about . todd : no , you do n't -- you know what ? spare me . do n't play stupid with me . miles : look , you 're obviously angry about something , but whatever it is -- todd : spencer wanted me dead so he could be with blair -- that i get , but what 's your excuse ? miles : i never said that i was looking to hurt you or anything else . todd : you stabbed me , you son of a bitch . at least , you had me stabbed . you made me think my son was alive so you could ambush me . then when you got me , you drugged me up for months . why , miles ? what did i do to you , miles ? miles : i -- i never did anything to you , either . todd : do you know how much my family means to me ? miles : yeah . todd : mm - hmm . miles : yeah . but you have no witnesses , you have no proof . todd : i am proof , you son of a bitch . guard : got an incident on cell three , i need backup . todd : huh ? feels good , huh ? [ scene_break ] renee : excuse me -- telephone . [ ring ] bo : you knew that pa hired vickers to kill spencer truman ? nigel : mr. buchanan did have a rather extreme aversion to the late dr . truman -- particularly after the man claimed to be his son . bo : yeah . well , pa admitted that he had an affair with truman 's mother . you know , that dna test -- it could 've gone either way . it went in pa 's favor , but the fact that he would put a -- a hit on truman ? that was based on nothing more than just pure meanness . nigel : your father is very grateful you have decided to look the other way . bo : yeah . well , he would n't last two days in jail . but that 's not why i did what i did . look , vickers did not kill truman , pa never actually paid him off -- that was all dumb luck , but i can live with that . but if things would 've gone in a different way , i would have done exactly what i had to do . nigel : understood , sir . and thank heavens it did n't come to that . bo : yeah . well , in the eyes of the law , pa got a pass . but i can not tolerate what he did . so as far as his , uh , thank - you gifts are concerned , i do n't want them , nigel . officer : commissioner ? there 's an incident in one of the cells . bo : all right . i 'll see you . [ scene_break ] renee : no , if they do n't have any in the cellar -- hi -- you 'll have to send out for it . vincent jones was very specific about which wine he wanted for his rooftop dinner , ok ? thank you . oh . talia : mrs. buchanan , hi . renee : yes , hi . talia : officer sahid . renee : yes . talia : um , excuse me , but did i just hear you say that vincent jones was planning a rooftop dinner ? renee : no , darling , not planning it , he 's having it right now . [ scene_break ] vincent : you sick bastard , i swear i 'll kill you ! i 'll kill you ! layla : this is n't right , this is n't right , this is not right ! tate : shut up ! shut up ! adriana : you -- you want me to jump ? tate : that 's what i said , is n't it ? adriana : no . tate : `` no `` ? adriana : no one would ever believe that i would do something like that . tate : oh , no , no , no , no . not of your own free will , of course not . but -- but do n't worry , i 'll leave a note , ok ? the whole world will know that the o.p.p . was responsible . adriana : oh , god -- tate : and the liberal media will wring their hands and blame the sick hate group -- not just for your death , but for the traitor 's death , and for kunta and his nubian princess . everyone will think that kirk harmon 's associates targeted his poor son 's impure friends . [ vincent groans ] tate : and i 'll be a wreck -- `` my poor , sweet adriana , gone , ‘splattered ' all over the sidewalk . `` oh , i 'll cry at your grave , the whole world will see my pain . you see , in death , you 'll help me continue my work free of suspicion . vincent : you are out of your mind , harmon , you hear me ? you 're crazy out of your mind -- if you ever had one ! tate : your time is coming . have a little patience , ok ? rex : do not listen to him . he 's going to kill us anyway , he just said so . tate : well , maybe i wo n't . can you afford to take that chance ? so what 's it going to be , huh ? a quick , clean suicide , or carnage `` ? rex : do n't listen to him ! tate : all right , you know what ? how about i sweeten the pot ? come here ! layla : no ! no ! vincent : damn you , tate ! get your damn hands off of her ! do n't you touch her , tate ! you hear me ? tate : jump , or she goes over the ledge . rex : adriana , no ! layla : no ! tate : a - one -- layla : no ! tate : and two -- adriana : all right , all right , all right , i 'll do it , i 'll jump ! stop , please ! [ scene_break ] talia : what time did vincent jones get to the palace ? renee : hmm -- about 7 : 30 . oh , and he 's been so excited the last few days planning this . he wanted the perfect wine , very specific about the table decorations . he wanted everything to be just right for his guest . talia : may i ask , was his guest layla williamson ? renee : yes , yes , it was . what 's this about ? talia : nothing . i 'm just following up on a case -- they 're not in any kind of trouble or anything . renee : oh , ok . talia : do you know what time layla williamson got to the palace ? renee : she was on her way as i left . talia : it 's just that adriana said that layla and vincent were on their way over to her apartment around that time . which means she lied . renee : excuse me ? talia : nothing . thank you so much for your help . excuse me . [ scene_break ] dorian : you jumped through hoops for that money , you basically accused me of sucking the life blood out of you , and then you turn around and just give it away ? david : it was the right thing to do . dorian : since when has the right thing to do ever been your motivation ? though , truthfully , it made me very unhappy to see clint suffer that way . david : `` suffer `` ? the guy barely felt it leave his bank account . dorian : it was the principle of the thing that mattered . his daughter 's life was on the line , and you were putting a price on it . david : well , you can relax knowing that your cowboy 's principle has now been replenished . dorian : i -- i do n't get this . really , be -- you -- i thought that you would be on your way to -- to ibiza , charting a course for the perfect whatever adult beverage is that they drink the , and instead , you have just given away $ 10 million ? david : please , stop saying that . you 're going to make me pop a stitch . i 'd like to revel in this strange feeling i 'm having . dorian : what feeling ? david : it feels unfamiliar -- no , it feels confusing -- no , it feels unfamiliar and confusing . wait , it 's starting to feel good . dorian : could `` nobility `` be the word you 're searching for ? david : does nobility feel better than being rich ? dorian : oh , david . you know , as much as i 'm absolutely amazed at this change in you , i 'm -- i 'm also very , very proud . really , that you 're finally interested in someone other than yourself . david : maybe i 'm all grows up . dorian : and what are you going to do , now that you 're `` all grows up `` ? david : well , lay here and mend for a while . dorian : ah . david : then i 'm going to go find out what is that perfect adult beverage they drink in ibiza . dorian : do you really have to go ? you 're free now . david : i know , i am -- for the first time since i was 15 years old . i do n't know , maybe it 's time to find out what freedom really means . dorian : i 'll miss you , david . [ scene_break ] marty : ok , just concentrate , just -- concentrate . marty : oh , what am i forgetting ? guard : damn it , let him go , manning ! that 's enough , let him go ! john : oh , my -- manning , get -- bo : get him away from the bar ! john : get back ! miles : i want him arrested ! john : what 's wrong with you ? miles : you saw what he did to me ! todd : oh , do n't worry , miles , there 's more where that came from . bo : will you settle down ! miles : i want him charged with assault . i want him charged with assault ! bo : nobody is getting charge with anything , you understand ? miles : why ? why ? because your lieutenant 's hot after my wife ? bo : get him back to the hospital ! todd : this is n't over , miles . john : let 's go . todd : bye , miles . bye ! [ scene_break ] bo : hey . to what do i owe this pleasant surprise ? paige : there 's no easy way to say this . bo : what ? paige : i 'm leaving llanview . [ scene_break ] david : oh , i 'll come back to visit you . dorian : ok . you know , of course , by then , i could be mrs. clint buchanan . david : does n't matter . we 'll always have paris . dorian : a petit bisou . david : and now a big bisou . dorian : ah - ah - ah . david : come here . dorian : a bientot , cheri . a bientot . [ david sighs ] [ knock on door ] david : yeah ? nigel : might i come in ? david : sure , but why ? nigel : mr. buchanan wanted to convey that he 's sincerely heartened that you 'll soon be released . david : really ? he 's not all mad that i tried to take him for 10 million ? nigel : i think your liver more than made up for that . he 's very grateful for what you did for miss jessica . david : huh . well , you tell asa i said thanks for his thanks . come for something else ? nigel : i did -- i believe i got it . [ scene_break ] blair : you want to tell us what happened ? todd : we had a little chat , but we got interrupted . blair : `` a chat `` ? todd : and i fully intend to finish it . [ scene_break ] miles : spencer ? spencer ? miles : ok . guess i 'm on my own . [ scene_break ] john : thanks . hey . marty : hey . john : anything ? marty : no , not yet , but i actually -- i can feel something , you know , like it 's just there , out of reach . john : ok , good . marty : so what happened with miles ? john : manning . yeah , he dragged himself down here and tried to choke the life out of him . marty : is todd ok ? john : yeah . yeah , manning 's ok -- they 're both ok . miles is a feisty little guy , i 'll tell you . you know , bo had to slam him up against a wall . i did n't know laurence had it in him to go face to face with a grown man . marty : oh , my god . oh , my god , i -- i remember . i -- i remember what happened . [ scene_break ] adriana : what happened to make you so filled with hate ? i 'm a human being . tate : no , you 're not . layla : get off -- stop ! tate : repeat after me -- `` i am not worthy to live . `` rex : you sick bastard . tate : `` i am not worthy to live `` -- say it ! [ gun shot ] talia : freeze , tate ! on the ground now ! [ next_on ] adriana : i should 've trusted you . nash : your uncle todd -- he 's back . blair : i was n't going to give up on you , todd . todd : i 'm glad you did n't . cole : i was just thinking about you . starr : i guess we should talk . john : do n't you give up ! i wo n't give up , do n't you !
blair and starr visit todd in the hospital . dorian takes jack to visit his father . david shows viki a document in which he transferred all the money back into clint 's account . dorian visits david and he lets her know that he is leaving town . tate holds adriana , layla , rex , and vincent hostage up on the roof . john continues to grill marty as to what happened the night that spencer was murdered . bo visits miles in his cell to try to obtain info about his contacts , but miles refuses to tell him anything . blair fills todd in on what happened including sarah 's part in the kidnapping . todd visits miles and tries to beat him up , but bo stops him . miles threatens to press charges against todd . miles calls out for spencer , but finds that he is all alone . tate threatens adriana by telling her to say that she is n't worthy to live . adriana refuses to do his bidding . asa 's butler comes to visit david . dorian tells david that she will miss him when he leaves town . paige visits bo and lets him know that she is leaving town . marty finally remembers what she had been trying to repress all these months .
[ door opens ] [ door closes ] eli : oh , big mistake , balsom . big mistake . you just have no idea what you stepped into . gigi : you do n't want to have this baby ? natalie : i do n't know . i mean , i never thought -- this is not the way it was supposed to be . i mean , look . look at jess and brody . they know exactly what they want . they have no doubt hanging over them unless i put it there . gigi : natalie , you did not do this alone . if it is brody 's baby -- and you do n't know that -- john : excuse me . gigi , there is a box of cigars behind the bar somewhere . gigi : you ca n't smoke those around pregnant women . brody : john ! are we celebrating , or what ? jessica : stop . leave him . kelly : what are we celebrating ? brody : jessica and i are having a baby . kelly : oh , my god , that 's fantastic . brody : thank you . kelly : it 's fantastic . congratulations . jessica : real smooth . kelly : he 'll never know i heard it first . look at you . you 're glowing . jessica : oh , no . this is n't glowing . this is sweat , and it only gets worse the bigger that i get , okay ? brody : i 'm not scared . jessica : he 's been doing this all night . kelly : yeah . that 's a grown - up man . that 's a very good concept . i 'm sorry . i just got back from refereeing a flame war between dorian and david vickers . [ scene_break ] david : step away from the computer , dorian . you keep your hands where i can see them . stop ! dorian : `` david vickers has a small -- `` david : you ca n't post that . dorian : oh , yes , i can . [ computer dings ] dorian : huh ? [ scene_break ] layla : you want to carry out vange 's living will ? mrs. williamson : i do n't want any of this ... but evangeline made her wishes known . i 'm not gon na fight you anymore , layla . layla : i do n't understand . you 've changed your mind . mrs. williamson : yes . cristian : yeah , but why ? you were so sure before . mrs. williamson : i spoke to the lawyer who helped evangeline draw up the papers . he said there was no doubt that she was serious . layla : who was this guy ? mrs. williamson : a lawyer -- bennett thompson . [ scene_break ] eli : all right . how about a photo ? come on , photo . my kingdom for a photo . oh . `` i request any records with photos of bennett thompson . `` of course you do . you know , the only reason you 're still breathing is because you never got your hands on that picture of me . [ cell phone rings ] eli : hey , sweetheart . blair : hey there . eli : what 's up ? blair : well , i just called to wish my good - looking fiancé good night . eli : good night , my sweet . blair : so you want me to come over and tuck you in ? eli : oh , i wish , but i am just buried in paperwork . blair : aw , come on . come out and play . eli : i ca n't . i ca n't , but do n't worry . i 'm gon na get everything cleaned up tonight . blair : you know , you better not be pulling all - nighters once we get married , at least not the work kind . eli : no , no . this should be the last time for a long time . blair : so what are you working on ? eli : special case . blair : oh , you 're not at liberty to say ? eli : you know that i ca n't , but , blair , the sooner i get back to it , the sooner i 'll be done . blair : i 'll see you tomorrow , stranger . eli : i love you . blair : you , too . [ scene_break ] david : you just told the entire world david vickers has a small ... mind ? dorian : few will be shocked by the revelation . david : how many people are gon na read this ? dorian : you brought it on yourself with your juvenile postings on my page . david : i employed subtle nuance and irony which a teenager ca n't even approach . dorian : subtle , david , like spelling `` hot , `` h - o - t , h - a - w - t ? david : artistic license . dorian : and speaking of teenagers , how could you use a dear , sweet kid like darren to virtually stalk me ? david : because he was handy when you decided to tell the entire world that you do n't love me . dorian : which is the truth . david : nobody cares , least of all me . dorian : good . then you should n't be upset . good - bye . david : uh - uh . i ai n't going nowhere until you retract that last posting . dorian : get out of here , or you will regret the consequences . david : i do n't like the insinuation . i am not a himbo . you put down the fish , or the laptop gets it . dorian : oh , destroy my property , and you 'll get it , i promise you . blair : [ whistles ] do i need to get the hose ? what the hell is wrong with the two of you ? [ scene_break ] brody : be right back . kelly : i 'm so happy for you . jessica : well , i got lucky , really , real lucky . kelly : now that you know for sure you and ford never had sex , you can enjoy this without worrying . you are having a baby with the right guy . jessica : oh , thank god . john : what are you talking about , pregnant women ? gigi : uh , you know -- natalie : jessica . gigi : jessica . john : well , we 'll be smoking these things outside . she wo n't even be there . brody : can we get another round ? gigi : ha ha ! john : i already ordered one , right ? natalie : yes . i did . gigi : sorry . i got distracted . i 'll go get on that and -- john : focus , gigi . cigars . cig -- yes . outstanding . thank you . you coming with us ? natalie : uh , you know , i 'll meet up with you . john : all right . natalie : all right . john : yo , let 's go . gigi : sorry . natalie : no . it 's okay . i do n't think he 's suspicious . gigi : he will be . he 's a smart guy . he catches people who lie for a living . natalie , even if you do n't have the baby , he 's gon na know something is wrong . natalie : okay . then i will cover that . gigi : is that what you want ? natalie : everyone 's lives could blow up if brody is the father , okay ? brody does n't want that . jessica does n't want that , and i certainly know that john does n't want that . gigi : that was n't the question . forget about all that . what do you want ? [ scene_break ] layla : just because this man said it , we do n't have to do anything yet . mrs. williamson : yes , we do . layla : cris and i talked to a lawyer , too , here at the hospital , and since the living will was never filed , it holds no legal weight , so you can keep vange on life support for as long as you want . mrs. williamson : is that what you want ? layla : it 's not about that . mrs. williamson : have you changed your mind about doing this ? layla : no . all i want is what evangeline wanted for herself , but if you have any question about that , then -- mrs. williamson : no . i do n't . i knew from the moment that you read the will . my baby girl is a fighter . layla : that she is . mrs. williamson : but she 's also a realist , and it 's time that i honored that part of her . layla : you always have . mrs. williamson : i tried . layla : we can wait a while . mrs. williamson : no . for what , to watch my beautiful baby turn into a skeleton , to watch these machines do the living for her ? no . cristian : there are n't any right answers here . mrs. williamson : no . there are n't . i better go get the doctor . layla : oh , do you want me to come with you ? cristian : layla ? layla : hmm ? oh , it 's here . cristian : um , why do n't you sit down ? layla : no . i could n't . oh , she 's going to get the doctors , and it is -- it 's gon na happen right now . [ sobs ] my sister is gon na die . [ sobs ] [ scene_break ] natalie : i want -- i want children . i mean , i always thought i was gon na have them but with my husband , you know , when we were ready . in fact , we were planning . jared and i were planning on having a baby right before he died . gigi : so you do n't feel ready now ? natalie : gigi , i just got back together with john . he just lost a baby . in fact , i do n't even know if he wants that ever . i mean , let 's get real . he and marty did n't get pregnant just because john was dying to be a dad . gigi : i take it you have n't talked about it recently . natalie : no . i mean , we 're still trying to figure out when we can get together for a date . we 're nowhere near that conversation . gigi : for what it 's worth , i was n't at all ready when it happened to me . i just know that you have to do what 's right for yourself , okay ? natalie : but it 's not just about me . it 's not only me or only me and a baby . i mean , look at them . how do i destroy that ? [ scene_break ] brody : you feel like dancing ? jessica : as long as i get to pick the song . kelly : there 's a happy beginning . john : yeah . hey , you want a drink or something ? kelly : no . thank you . gon na keep a clear head , ready to go . john : yeah . have you heard from rex ? kelly : i actually just spoke to him right before i came . he made a contact at the hall of records . say they 're gon na bring him the info about all the bennett thompsons in the boston area . john : good . maybe you 'll catch a lead . kelly : we 're gon na get this guy , john . i can feel it . rex is close to finding my mother 's killer . [ scene_break ] eli : you know , if only melinda cramer had minded her own business , none of this would 've ever happened . if the `` banner `` had n't have run my picture in the paper and rodney had n't have seen it -- somebody please explain to me how a lunatic janitor can remember my face after -- how many years has it been , like a decade ? what , was he just walking by when melinda was reading it ? how many stupid , little , unlikely , unlucky things had to line up to put me in this mess ? i did receive the phone call that day , though . that was lucky . i was the one who intercepted melinda 's call , which gave me enough time to get to california and take care of my little problem before she was able to tell her niece about her dangerous new boyfriend . that was very fortunate , very fortunate indeed . [ scene_break ] john : is balsom supposed to call ? kelly : should 've heard from him by now . john : well , let me know what he finds out . kelly : sure . brody : kelly was right . you glow . jessica : you think this is hot ? brody : oh , yeah . jessica : really ? well , just wait until my ankles are this swollen and i 'm crying for no reason . brody : mm , good times . jessica : really ? i 'm so grateful that you 're here , that you waited for me . [ scene_break ] natalie : do you know how many times that we 've almost lost jess ? i mean , last time she was pregnant , she fell apart . she lost her baby , and you know what brody has been through . gigi : yeah . they both survived , natalie . they 're tougher than you think . natalie : i know that . they have everything right now . everything is right for them . they are so happy . gigi : but it 's about what 's right for you and john , who is trying to figure out what the heck is going on right now . you ca n't lie to him about it either way . [ scene_break ] blair : why do n't the two of you get a room ? dorian : oh , i resent that . david : i already have one with my former friend with almost benefits . blair : and who would that be ? david : viki . ah , life was sweet with viki till dorian showed up . jealous ? dorian : oh , please . i was offended for charlie 's sake . david : yeah , the same guy who you were sucking face with . blair : okay . now you 're just being gross . dorian : why do you persist in playing their game ? we both know it was just a ploy on their part . blair : does somebody want to fill me in ? david : chiki thought that dorian and i needed to be shocked into telling each other that we were in love . dorian : a convoluted scheme that completely backfired . david : it was really bad , actually . they had to leave the country in shame . blair : what ? dorian : yes , for wasting my time . david : not to mention wasting my time . blair : okay . i am sure charlie and viki went about it the wrong way but you are driving everybody in this town crazy . dorian : excuse me . blair : no . everybody knows that the two of you love each other . you 're both just too proud to admit it . dorian : boy , that 's ridiculous . david : that is absurd . dorian : beyond belief . blair : stop because i know love when i see it . david : since when ? blair : since the man i fell in love with has popped the question . dorian : blair ? blair : yes , and i said yes . elijah and i are getting married . [ scene_break ] eli : you really do seem like a decent guy , balsom , but i got to do what i got to do . [ scene_break ] mrs. williamson : the doctor is on her way . layla : should we call anyone else ? mrs. williamson : who ? layla : vange 's friends ? mrs. williamson : no . it 's private . we 're family . layla : but there 's other people who loved her , like bo and nora , john mcbain . cristian : todd manning . layla : we 'll keep it to family . doctor : mrs. williamson , layla , the nurse told me you 've come to a decision about evangeline 's treatment . mrs. williamson : we 've decided to honor evangeline 's wishes to not be hooked up to the machines . doctor : i understand . are you both sure ? layla : mom ? mrs. williamson : yes . layla : we 're sure . doctor : then there 's some forms you need to sign . i 'll be right back . layla : oh , what do we do now ? mrs. williamson : we say good - bye . mrs. williamson : could you two give me a minute , please ? layla : we 'll be right outside . cristian : she did n't mean that . layla : sure , she did . cristian : no . look . she 's like you and vange . if she lets you touch her , she 'll crumble . layla : my mother never crumbles . cristian : you wait . layla : she lived for evangeline . that was her whole life since the attack . how can she let go ? cristian : she 'll find a way . layla : how can i let go ? cris , i ca n't -- i ca n't say good - bye to evangeline . even now , how she 's been ... she was still here to me . cristian : know what ? that does n't have to change , okay , because the vange that 's with you will always be with you . layla : oh ... [ scene_break ] dorian : you and elijah clarke are getting married ? blair : yes . why do you look so shocked ? dorian : honey ... blair : what ? dorian : come here . oh . where 's the ring ? blair : oh , he asked first , and we 're gon na go shopping for the ring later . david : you bought that ? blair : sure . dorian : please . david : blair , are you crazy ? blair : i do n't need a ring . dorian : but a diamond makes a statement . david : if the guy does n't plunk down 3 month 's income on that ring -- blair : where did you get those numbers ? david : oh , blair , it 's fairly standard . dorian : yeah . everybody knows that . blair : listen . i had a big ring a couple of times from todd , and we all know where that ended . dorian : how about this time , you do n't rush into marriage ? david : blair -- excuse me , dorian -- how long do you and i go back ? i really care about you . you 've been through all the eligible men in this town , so do n't blow it this time . blair : oh , shut up , david . dorian : but david does have a point . he 's right . how long have you two been dating ? blair : long enough . david : dorian is right . what do you even know about this guy ? blair : i know that he 's handsome . i know that he 's successful . he 's also never been married before , so he does n't have that baggage , and he does n't have a mean bone in his body , and he treats me like a queen . david : that 's your tell . dorian : right there . david : yep . blair : yeah . he 's not todd . dorian : oh , well , yes . ha ha ! blair : and that should be enough to get you to walk me down the aisle yourself . david : no . you ca n't put the cramer seal of approval on this engagement . dorian : blair , congratulations . darling , i hope he makes you very happy . ha ha ha ! david : ah . heh heh heh . [ scene_break ] eli : i would think of some way to get you off this case , big guy . suppose i could shove gigi down a flight of stairs . ha ! then mcbain would be real suspicious if another lady in llanview went tumbling down some steps , would n't he ? of course , that did work with mcbain , kept him off my trail for a little while , anyway , unfortunately , not long enough . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey . john : hey . feeling better ? natalie : yeah . yeah , my stomach is fine . how are you doing ? john : good . yeah . really good . natalie : i mean , with all the pregnancy talk , baby talk ? john : marty and i had a loss , and it 'll probably always be there , but you got to be happy for them . natalie : yeah . what about you ? john : you kidding me ? got a gorgeous redhead at my side . it 's all i need . [ scene_break ] brody : ha ha ha ! jessica : i 'm gon na go check on kelly for a second , okay ? gigi : hey , want another beer ? brody : no . i 've had enough for tonight , thanks . gigi : brody , you are gon na be a great dad . shane adored you . he still does . brody : well , he 's a good kid because you raised him it 's hard to believe , is n't it , where we were just a couple years ago . gigi : yeah . i 'm really glad everything has worked out for you . brody : it will for you , too . gigi : hey , i have news , too . i 'm going to college . brody : no kidding . that 's great . gigi : yeah , but you met rex . brody : yeah . ha ha . gigi : we are starting over , taking things slow . brody : good . that 's the happy [ scene_break ] eli : oh , no question , the crazy ones are easier . that hannah was the perfect stooge . do n't stand much of a chance of getting you locked up in st. ann 's now , do we ? oh , this is exhausting . i need a rest . what to do ? i kill you , mcbain is all over it . i let you live , you collect all kinds of damning information on me . [ knocks on door ] man : mr. balsom ? the front desk sent me up . it 's glen from the hall of records . i have the files you wanted . eli : hello , glen . glen : mr. balsom ? eli : yes . i am rex balsom . glen : you sounded different on the phone . eli : that 's funny . so did you . that for me ? glen : i grabbed everything i could find . can we go inside ? eli : oh , no , no , no . we ca n't . the room might be bugged . glen : whoa . eli : yeah . the less you know , the better . glen : who are you ? eli : let 's just say , you 're doing a public service by getting me this information . glen : okay . well , i grabbed everything i could find under the name bennett thompson . eli : perfect , perfect . you were n't followed , were you ? glen : no . i mean , i do n't know . dude , what am i -- eli : no , no . i 'm sure you 're gon na be fine , glen . you just be on your toes . someone may come looking for you pretending to be me . if they do , tell them nothing . you 've never heard of me or bennett thompson . you know what ? matter of fact , do n't talk to them at all . glen : no problem . kind of wish i had n't talked to you . [ scene_break ] blair : thank you so much for your blessing . david : big mistake . blair : you do n't know anything about eli . david : i know he 's a lousy lawyer . i know that he got me 87 cents for that mockery ford made of my television series . blair : your cheesy reality show ? how was that not already a mockery ? david : maybe it was . maybe it was a mockery , blair , but it was my mockery . he stole my brand . i deserved a cut of it . dorian : it was a big step up from your have - a - seat commercials . blair : yeah . david : those were nationwide spots on network , nationwide . blair : okay , okay . the two of you were double - teaming me not , like , 5 minutes ago . now you 're fighting again . dorian : blair , you 're so right . david , leave . david : fine , but if i wake up tomorrow to any of your slurs on myface , i will sue you for libel ... or slander . dorian : lmao . david : bioyn . dorian : you 're making that up . david : am i ? am i , dorian . blair , what kind of guy like eli gets to be his age without ever being married ? blair : the kind who waits for the right woman to come along . dorian : yeah . [ scene_break ] eli : marriage license ? that 's one the fiancé does n't have to see ... or maybe -- maybe you should see every bit of this , rex . [ scene_break ] john : oh , looks like the party is breaking up . natalie : yeah . john : hmm . so tell me -- natalie : tell you what ? was nothing . john : same nothing that you and gigi have been talking about all night ? natalie : we were just catching up . john : if something has happened , you can tell me . natalie : no . no . it 's not that . john : if you 've got a problem , it 's my problem , too . natalie : no . i wo n't let it be . [ scene_break ] mrs. williamson : [ sighs ] go on in , honey . cristian : layla . layla : i ca n't . no . i do n't know . i do n't know . i do n't know what i 'm gon na say yet . cristian : that 's okay . it 's okay . um , mrs. williamson , i know i 'm not family , but i would like some time with evangeline if that 's okay with you . mrs. williamson : it 's fine . cristian : take a minute , okay ? layla : yeah . yeah . cristian : hey , evangeline . thought you were done listening to me , huh ? i could n't let you go without telling you that i did n't forget . i will never -- i will never forget you and everything you gave me . probably would n't be painting right now if it was n't for you , and , well , you got me out of my deepest hole , and i look at the whole world differently now because of you because you believed in me and you defended me . you gave me my life back ... and i 'd give anything right now if i could do the same for you . layla : [ sniffles and sobs ] i ca n't figure out a world without you in it . i will carry you with me until the day i die , and i will still miss you every day , every , every , every day for the rest of my life . every day . vange . vange . [ sobbing ] mrs. williamson : [ sighs ] the papers are signed . it 's time . [ scene_break ] eli : yes . i think you need to find bennett thompson 's files , after all . turns out , they 're a real lifesaver . [ scene_break ] david : your aunt is an impossible woman . kelly : yes . david : she thinks i 'm in love with her . pbbt ! arrogance . kelly : you love it . david : oh , kelly , not you , too . kelly : come on , david . just admit it and get a room . david : you know , you and your cousin are so smutty . ordinarily , that 's a good thing , but in this instance -- kelly : david , i do n't have time for your myface nonsense . david : she started it . i 'm no child . i guarantee you , if you go to dorian 's myface page , there will not be a single update from me . i 'll prove it . [ scene_break ] dorian : so have you made your wedding plans ? blair : well , not yet , but eli wants to get married as soon as possible . i ca n't wait , and neither can he . dorian : oh , honey , you seem so happy . blair : i am , dorian . i know i 've had a terrible track record when it comes to marriage , but i think this time , i actually got it right . dorian : good for you . blair : this is definitely gon na be my last wedding . [ dorian sighs ] [ scene_break ] eli : yes . here it is , rex -- everything you need to know about bennett thompson . we 'll just leave enough in there so you think you 've gotten the whole truth . put it all together , deliver it in the morning right after i make just a few little edits . [ scene_break ] john : so there is a problem . natalie : no . it 's noth -- john : do n't say `` nothing . `` natalie : it 's your hair . john : my hair ? natalie : yeah . i -- i do n't like it this way . john : seriously ? natalie : yeah . you know , i thought it was really sexy the way you used to have it . john : this is the big thing ? natalie : i did n't want to hurt your feelings . john : this is what you 're going with , my hair ? natalie : yeah . john : you know , i -- begin to buy that , but i 'll let it go if that 's what you want . okay . it 's dropped ... for now . [ scene_break ] dorian : make him get you a ring , though . blair : it 's coming , okay ? it 's coming , and i do wish the best that you and david really work things out . dorian : work what out ? there 's nothing to work out , honey , nothing , nothing . there 's no david and dorian . i do not love the man . blair : right . dorian : and you know something ? i 'm gon na have to find a way to prove that once and for all . blair : oh , good luck with that , too . [ smack ] dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] david : they 're right . any idiot can set up a myface page . kelly : give me that . why are you going through the motions ? david : no man can answer that question and not get in trouble . kelly : with dorian . just give up and admit you 're still in love with her . david : that would be a lie . kelly : nobody is buying , david . david : i 'm gon na tell you what . i 'll prove it . let 's go back to my page . we 'll look at my relationship status . there it is -- '' single and loving it ! ! `` see that ? there 's not a single word about dorian . there 's not a single word from dorian . [ scene_break ] [ dorian sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ telephone rings ] eli 's voice : this is elijah clarke . please leave a message . [ beep ] blair : i would rather it be a surprise , anyway . [ scene_break ] david : now hold on a second . let me prove it one more time . take out your laptop . we 'll go back to myface page , and i 'll guarantee you there 's not another update from dorian . kelly : david , i have bigger problems than your romance with my aunt , okay ? david : there 's no romance ! [ pounding on window ] kelly : unbelievable . david : there 's no romance ! kelly : [ sighs ] where are you , rex ? [ scene_break ] eli : oh , yeah . you should be out for a few more hours , plenty of time to fix these files , leave them at the front desk . all right , elijah . think . think . think . now , who else can link you to bennett thompson ? evangeline williamson . that 's okay . she 'll be gone soon , too . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] [ shuts off machine ] mrs. williamson : rest easy , baby girl . [ sustained beep ] [ mrs. williamson sobbing ] [ scene_break ] jessica : hey ... natalie : hello . jessica : we are gon na call it a night , kids . natalie : all right . sleep tight . brody : i 'll see you tomorrow . john : congratulations again . congratulations . us . john : anytime . jessica : see you guys later . natalie : bye . john : hey , i 'll be right back , okay ? natalie : mm - hmm . john : hey , gigi , why do n't you go ahead and get out of here ? i 'll close up , all right ? gigi : all right . thanks . i cashed out . the bag is underneath the register . john : all right . thanks . get home safe . gigi : thanks . nat , call me anytime . natalie : okay . gigi : i 'm serious . do n't make any big decisions tonight . sleep on it . natalie : that 's not really gon na change anything . gigi : no matter what you do , just know natalie : thanks , geeg . gigi : call me tomorrow . natalie : do n't tell rex . gigi : of course not . natalie : okay . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ cell phone beeps ] eli : sweet dreams , indeed . [ scene_break ] john : [ sighs ] everything okay with gigi ? natalie : yeah . john : so all this talk tonight was about my hair , huh ? natalie : that 's what we 're going with . john : okay . then that 's it for now . natalie : yeah . not good enough .
at the hospital , they finally all agree to turn off evangeline williamson 's life support system . layla , cristian and mrs. williamson all cry and express how they wish she could be alive and well . meanwhile , eli is plotting a dastardly plan . he has rex passed out in his hotel room in order to prevent him from investigating and finding out that eli is bennett thompson . meanwhile , blair announces that she and eli are getting married and she suspects nothing . dorian and david are continuing to fight and deny their feelings for each other . natalie still does not want to reveal to john that she is pregnant , and it 's possible that brody is the father of her baby . he knows that she has a secret that she is not revealing .
john : his name 's sherman wills . we got him on assault . look , i want to know what he was up to before he and his buddy paid me a little visit . i want to know who he talked to . i want to know where he went -- everything . thanks . [ knock on door ] john : come on in . evangeline : hi . how 's your head ? john : better , now that we picked up one of the guys that jumped me . evangeline : yeah , i heard . did you get anything on him ? john : no , not yet , but it 's not looking like a random mugging , either . evangeline : no . john , i 'm afraid r.j. was behind it . john : i think you 're right . but we got no proof . do you know something ? r.j. : natalie , listen , some of my bartenders have vacation time coming , so if you need to pick up some extra shifts -- natalie : hmm , i do n't know if i can swing that . i 'm kind of booked between foxy roxy 's and rodi 's . r.j. : well , your loss . rex : ahem -- ok , i took care of your problem , now you take care of my mine . i want my club back . r.j. : relax , little man . you do n't mind if i pay off some of that tremendous debt you incurred , do you ? now , excuse me . rex : i 'm a free man . want to take me to dinner ? natalie : hey , i wish i could , but i 'm meeting mom and jessica here . sounded important . rex : where 's paul ? natalie : i do n't know . he was hoping he 'd get invited to some get - together at dorian 's . rex : well , you do n't always get what you want , do you ? adriana : look who 's here ! dorian : ah . augustico . bien venido . welcome to la boulaie . tico : gracias , but please , call me tico . adriana : and look what he brought us . [ carlotta gasps ] adriana : it 's called a butterfly palm . they grow all over in puerto rico . dorian : oh , it 's beautiful . thank you , tico . carlotta : oh , they were surrounding our house when we were growing up . it reminds me of the times we were growing up with your dad when we were children . tico : oh , it 's so nice to see you happy again . you know , much more so than the last time i was here . carlotta : hmm . tico : did you make up with your boyfriend ? adriana : river and i are over . tico : oh , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- i did n't mean to ask . adriana : it 's ok . you know , we were children . but i 'm happy now because of you . i 'm so glad that you 're in my life . dorian : and we want to make sure that you feel welcome . now , you remember my niece kelly . tico : yes , it 's so nice to see you again . kelly : same here . dorian : but you have n't met my other niece , blair . blair : oh , yes , he has . we met last evening when he outbid me on a house . adriana : you bought a house ? tico : yes , i ca n't wait for you to see it . adriana : oh ! blair : lion 's heart . dorian : what ? tico : yeah , i knew i wanted it the minute i walked in . i would have paid almost anything for it . i hope you wo n't hold it against me . blair : everybody needs a place to live . but you should know i do n't always give up that easily . dorian : blair , i ca n't imagine that you could consider living in that place . i -- you obviously do n't know the history of the house . it -- it was the former residence of a simply dreadful man named mitchell laurence . tico : yes , i know . i heard all about him . blair : she 's just angry because he did n't leave the house to her . tico : i do n't understand . why would he -- blair : oh , right , right . you do n't know . see , my sweet , lovely aunt here was married to that wicked man , mitch . tico : oh . dorian : briefly . it was a mistake . blair : well , it 's just too bad that you did n't inherit it , dorian , because then you could have sold it to us , because my family -- we really need a bigger space . my wonderful husband and i have two beautiful children , and he is just dying to have more kids ! you should see kelly 's baby while you 're here . i mean , he is really something . and kelly -- oh , kelly is just so proud of him , are n't you , kelly ? dorian : blair -- blair : are you going to have more children , kelly , huh ? kelly : how dare you , you evil bitch ! blair : i just asked a question . dorian : all right . oh , we got a little misunderstanding going here . blair : i know you love children . dorian : girls , please , stop . thank you . blair : what 's wrong ? dorian : tico , please , sit down , wo n't you ? you have to tell us all about madrid . jessica : hi . todd : hey . what 's the word ? jessica : well , kevin 's still holding his meeting tomorrow . todd : do n't worry about it . i 'll deal with those shareholders . by the time we 're done with them , they 'll offer me a lifetime position as editor in chief . jessica : yeah , i do n't think so . i do n't think that you know what you 're really up against here . todd : no , kevin 's got the proxies ! yeah , big deal , i know . jessica : yeah , he has grandpa , natalie , joey , the major outsiders -- he has the majority vote . todd : there 's still time . we can turn this around . jessica : oh , god , how ? what are you going to do ? todd : i 'm thinking about it ! i do n't know . jessica : well , listen , ok ? i know that you 're really , really angry at kevin . but please , you know , just do n't go and do anything crazy , just for mom 's sake . [ viki rings doorbell ] kevin : mother . viki : can you spare me a few moments ? so last night , you would n't tell me what your plans for my newspaper were . and then today , i got a call from your assistant about a stockholders ' meeting that you 've called , so i 'm going to assume that 's your answer . you 're going to take a vote to force the board to fire todd , right ? kevin : i 'm just trying to do what 's right for you . viki : that 's nonsense , kevin . if you 're concerned about me , then you consult me ! kevin : well , someone has got to protect the journalistic integrity of the paper . viki : kevin , this vendetta of yours has nothing to do with the journalistic -- kevin : mom , what is it ? kevin : all right , we 're going to the hospital . viki : no , we 're not going to the hospital . i 'm fine . kevin : you do n't know that . viki : yes , i do know that ! i 'm a little short of breath , that 's all . i 'm fine . i had a checkup this morning . kevin : come in and sit down , for crying out -- see , this is why i want to take the paper away from you . it 's too much stress right now . viki : the paper -- stop this ! the paper has not been an issue for me until you made it one , kevin ! you are using the newspaper to try to punish todd ! kevin : am i the only one that sees what 's going on here ? he has attacked me over and over again using that paper , and you just look the other way . viki : no , i most certainly did not . i called him on it , and he stopped . kevin : yeah , now when he wants to attack me in the paper ; he just blames it on his kid . viki : todd did n't write that piece , starr wrote it . kevin : oh , come on . how many times has he had her do his dirty work ? if it 's not her , it 's one of my employees . viki : ok , and margaret cochran was the one who sabotaged b.e . finances . and you know all of this , kevin ! kevin : what about getting my wife pregnant , huh ? i guess todd did n't do that , either . viki : no , he did not . he has said over and over again that he did n't , and i believe him . kevin : that 's right , i forgot , todd does n't lie anymore . viki : not about this , no ! kevin : you know what ? forget it , ok ? this is n't about kelly having a baby with todd . someone has got to stop him from running the `` banner `` into the ground . viki : he is not running the `` banner `` into the ground , kevin ! he 's actually doing a damn good job , and you know it , which is simply another reason that you 're angry with him . believe me , honey , if the paper were in trouble , i would fire todd , but it 's not ! kevin , everything -- everything that you are doing , including this -- this custody suit that you 're -- that you 're having for ace -- it 's all designed to hurt todd ! todd : if there 's anyone that 's hazardous for viki 's health , it 's kevin . jessica : yeah , but you do n't have to go making it worse -- todd : i 'm just trying to save my job , thank you . if i can line up the votes , it 's a clean fight . jessica : ok . well , listen , mom and i are trying to get some of the proxies back . todd : all right . forget about asa . what about joey and natalie ? jessica : well , mom put in a call to joey , but with the london time difference , you know -- so , we 're meeting up with natalie in a half an hour . todd : god . i know i 'm not her favorite uncle , but did she have to throw her votes to kevin like that ? jessica : well , do n't take it personally . i think that kevin manipulated her by saying that it was -- he did n't want to stress mom out . todd : oh . he 's using viki 's heart condition to throw a punch at me ? that 's great . so what 's next ? killing kittens ? jessica : listen , i do n't think it 's that bad , but -- i do n't know . he 's definitely not himself . i do n't know what 's wrong -- todd : oh , no , this is himself . that 's the real kevin . sorry you had to meet him . jessica : ok . well , i got to go . i 'll call you after i meet up with natalie . todd : all right , i 'll get on the phone ; see if i can round up some more votes . there 's got to be a few shareholders that do n't hate me . jessica : well , good luck with that . todd : yeah , you , too . thanks . evangeline : r.j. claimed not to know you 'd been attacked , so i 'm afraid all i have are my suspicions . john : so he 's a crook and a liar . evangeline : but you do n't have any hard evidence against him ? john : except for the guy we had arrested . i mean , he -- he was employed by gannon in the past , but he 's not talking -- although , now that he 's going down on his own , maybe he 'll open up . r.j. : ooh , well , now , looky here . did i interrupt ? kevin : this custody suit is to protect ace . i 'm not about to leave him in kelly 's hands . viki : she 's his mother ! kevin : she 's not fit to be his mother . she 's unstable and irresponsible ! i mean , where the hell was she when -- when margaret cochran came in and took him ? viki : hedy was supposed to be looking after him then , and you know that ! that 's certainly no reason to take him away from kelly . kevin : oh , well , what about the fact that she 's a compulsive liar ? is that a reason ? viki : kevin , all this for a child that you do n't even claim is yours ? kevin : well , biologically , no , but legally he is . viki : `` legally `` ? kevin : yes . viki : kevin , i am begging you -- i am begging you to take a long , hard look at what you are doing , ok ? look , you are my son , and i will always love you , but you -- i do n't know what 's happened to you . you 've changed . you 've become someone i do n't know and i do n't like . and i do not condone your behavior . and i think until you come back to your senses -- until you come back to being kevin again , i do n't think we should see each other . kevin : sorry you feel that way . viki : and i will be at that stockholders ' meeting tomorrow , because i refuse to allow you to make a mockery of it . you will not force todd out just to satisfy your need for revenge . kevin : yeah , it 's me . there 's a change of plan for the stockholders ' meeting . we 're having it tonight . tico : so i decided since i 'm going to have to deal with my father 's notoriety for quite a few years , i will take the name he used -- santi -- and deal with all the problems head - on . blair : like a real man . tico : anyway , i think it 's enough about me for one night . adriana : oh , no , i want to hear everything about your life . tico : and that 's how i feel about all of you . tia carlotta , i would love to hear more about my abuelos . carlotta : oh , well , i have many pictures at home , if you 'd like to see them . tico : oh , i would like that very much . carlotta : you know , my mother and father -- they were very loving people . they were handsome and generous and hard working . yes , they were fun - loving , but they also had a deep faith in god . it 's amazing to me how manny could go so wrong . tico : sometimes , there is no explanation for what people become . kelly : sometimes , you do n't have any choice . dorian : i do n't know , darling . i think one always has a choice . blair : it 's just that sometimes , one does n't make the right one . dorian : huh , that 's certainly true . consider paul cramer . blair : that 's kelly 's half brother . dorian : yes . i did not invite him to this gathering because when you think of the cramer family , i do n't want you thinking of paul . adriana : paul 's a cousin . he tried to steal from our family . dorian : but he failed . tico : well , there 's nothing worse than to steal from your own family . blair : hmm . stealing is bad , hmm ? dorian : and , of course , there 's nothing better than family loyalty . i have to say that there is n't anything that i would not do for my family . blair : are you implying that i would n't ? kelly : oh , i think you 've done enough . blair : kelly , why do n't you just run upstairs and go play with your baby . kelly : damn it , blair , just stop it ! just stop ! r.j. : do you need me to -- evangeline : no need . keep me posted on the case , ok ? john : i 'll do that . r.j. : boy , do n't you two just have the overdeveloped work ethic . you know , you should just get out , enjoy life . john : well , thanks for coming down . r.j. : maybe -- maybe what you need to do is put a uniform at the door to announce your guests so you do n't have this awkward overlap . john : hmm . i 'll keep that in mind . evangeline : see you later , ok ? john : yeah . i 'll talk to you soon . evangeline : ok . [ r.j. sighs ] john : have a seat . r.j. : no . thank you , i 'll stand . john : ok . so , we -- we picked up one of the guys that jumped me at my hotel . r.j. : how lucky for you . but what does that have to do with me ? john : you know him . he works for you . r.j. : that 's sherman -- uh -- what 's his name ? he does not work for me . john : well , have a good look . you sure about that ? r.j. : yeah , he 's one of the locals , hard core , unemployable . i mean , you know , i 've had them unload supplies for me a few times . but , you know , they 're unreliable . but sometimes , you ca n't help it . you just need to rent a little brute force . john : i know what you mean . good help is so hard to find . i mean , you hire a couple of jerks to beat up a cop , one of them gets busted . now you got to go find yourself a whole new jerk for your next sleazy job . r.j. : you 've lost me , lieutenant . john : well , if he rats you out , you wo n't have to worry about staff for a long time . as a matter of fact , the good people at statesville will be looking after you . todd : i know that kevin 's trying to convince you to cut me loose . but , as you know , my work record speaks for itself . circulation is up , morale is up . kevin 's motivation is purely personal . i do n't think that 's the way to run a newspaper . man : you do have a point . i 'll give it serious consideration . todd : i also have viki davidson 's vote . man : well , i trust victoria 's judgment implicitly . todd : you 're a smart man . i 'll see you tomorrow . natalie : hey . viki : hi , honey . hi , baby . jessica : hi . natalie : hey . so , what 's this urgent family meeting about ? viki : well , i understand that kevin asked you to sign a proxy giving him the right to vote your shares of the newspaper . natalie : yeah . how did you find out about that ? jessica : i told her . kevin asked me for my proxy , as well , and i turned him down . natalie : so you told mom ? i think kevin was trying to make mom 's life a little easier and not make her worry about something more . viki : no , actually , that 's not true . see , kevin was not honest with you about his motives . he wants control of the paper only so that he can fire todd . natalie : maybe kevin has a good reason . jessica : yeah , and his good reason is that he hates todd 's guts , and he wants to hurt him any way that he can . natalie : well , you know , i guess you would know kevin a lot better than i would , seeing as how you grew up with him . i mean , i really do n't understand why i have a say in any of the family business . why do n't you just give my shares to jessica ? i mean , obviously , i 'm too stupid to make the right decision . singers : love goes on and on and on singer : say , now kevin : look , i am sorry i changed the meeting , ok ? if you ca n't make it , just fax me your proxy and i 'll take it from there . man : kevin , i understand your mother 's supporting todd manning . kevin : look , i did n't want to have to tell you this , but after my mother 's surgery , she 's been exhausted , and this is just a temporary lapse of judgment , all right ? but the board has got to protect the paper . the rest of the family is rallying around to -- to vote todd out . man : still , i really think i should call victoria . kevin : sure , sure . you know what ? i 'll put you down as undecided . you can think about it before the meeting , all right ? by then , i should have a decision on whether b.e . is going to re - up your $ 3 million contract that we have with your firm . dorian : you know , we 'll have to make sure that someday , we take you , adriana , to madrid so that we can see tico 's home . adriana : yes , i 'm sure it 's beautiful . you were saying before that you can trace your mother 's family lineage back for generations ? tico : yes . we go back centuries . you know , you 'll meet them someday . adriana : i hope so . tico : yeah . so , this guy -- blair : paul . tico : yeah , paul . you said he tried to steal from you ? adriana : yes , my inheritance . but we lost it all , anyhow , in the stock market . tico : well , the market has played games with the best of us lately . adriana : hmm . dorian : that 's certainly true . you see , adriana 's benefactor , our dear , late aunt betsy -- she did n't give us many -- options , shall we say , for investing adriana 's trust fund . adriana : it 's ok . i did n't care about the money , anyway . dorian : well , i did , sweetheart . i still do . i would do absolutely anything to get that money back for you . blair : yes , yes , yes . that 's why you ran off to puerto rico , right ? dorian : blair , i think you misunderstood . blair : i do n't think so . dorian : absolutely , you did . now , then , let me -- i insist -- freshen your drink . and , blair , dear , did n't you say you had to leave early ? the children ? blair : yes . my children -- i must go check on them , because i hear they are stealing babies around here . kelly : can you allow me the small happiness i have left ? blair : why , kelly ? because it 's a lie ! kelly : shut up ! blair : do n't you push me ! stop it ! kelly : why are you here , anyway ? blair : stop it , kelly ! dorian : all right , stop ! girls ! blair : you better back off , kelly ! dorian : all right , kelly -- thank you very much . now , i am so very , very sorry . uh -- i do n't know how to explain this , except that kelly 's in the middle of a divorce . blair : oh , please . dorian : this is a very difficult time . tico : i understand completely . you know , these unhappy times happen in the best of families . dorian : yes , indeed . blair : god , i hope not . dorian : oh , goodness ! please , carlotta , stop that ! carlotta : no , it 's almost done . dorian : you 're a guest . thank you , though , very much . please , excuse me , everyone , for just a moment . come here , please . blair ? blair ? blair : what ? dorian : blair -- both of you . blair : what ? dorian : what is the matter with you ? augustico is adriana 's brother . i really wanted him to have a good impression of the cramer side of the family . blair : well , you should have given kelly a sedative before you invited him over here . dorian : you baited her all night long ! blair : i told you to keep her away from me . dorian : i asked you to keep the peace for one night , blair ! blair : dorian , i am already keeping your little secret for kelly . i 'm all out of your favors . adriana : river -- river : adriana , i know you do n't want to see me , i know you do n't want to talk to me . i do n't blame you . dorian : river , i told you the 10 times that you called that she does n't want to talk to you -- river : but listen , i really need to talk to you for five minutes , and that 's all i 'm asking . just let me explain for five minutes . and if you really want me to go , i promise you , i will . tico : i 'm augustico santi , adriana 's brother . adriana has nothing to say to you . r.j. : well , lieutenant , i really do n't know what to say . i mean , if someone has arranged to have you mugged -- well , it was n't me . and as far as this sherman -- as i said before , i hardly know the man , so unless you plan to arrest me and charge me with recognizing a neighbor , i 'll be on my way . john : yeah , just one thing before you go . i know you did this , so i owe you one . and i have a long memory . are we clear ? r.j. : perfectly . john : you can go now . r.j. : just one more thing . i hope you 've learned something about spreading false accusations . because , you see , innocent people get hurt . john : you even think about laying one hand on evangeline , you 'll experience more pain than you ever heard whispered doing hard time . r.j. : hmm . well , i think that you 've misunderstood me . you see , i 'm not a violent man by nature , but i will defend myself against the biased eye of the law . the best of quantico ? i 'd think you 'd have a little better grip on the temper . good night , lieutenant . [ phone rings ] todd : hello ? when ? are you sure ? damn it . evangeline : kelly , hi . kelly : hey . oh , thanks so much for meeting me . i -- i know you 're busy tonight . evangeline : oh , no , no , no . um -- i apologize if i seemed hesitant about meeting you . it 's -- it 's not you . it 's just i 'm -- i 'm not thrilled about coming here . kelly : i thought you liked this place . evangeline : actually , i 'm avoiding it like the plague , but that 's a whole other story . what -- what 's going on with you ? kelly : kevin is suing for full custody of ace . he 's trying to take my son away from me . now , i -- i do n't know if you know this , but kevin is not ace 's biological father . i -- i just do n't know how he can do this . how does he have any legal rights ? evangeline : well , you and kevin were married when ace was born , so he does have legal standing . kelly : yeah , but that 's just a technicality . i want you to take my case . i do n't care how much it costs ; i will get the money somehow . i just ca n't let kevin take my son away from me . evangeline : ok , kelly , slow down . kelly : i know , i -- it 's -- i know you 've done really good work for todd . he 's the one who recommended you to me . you 're a woman . you 've got to know what i 'm going through . i ca n't lose my son . evangeline : ok . ok , kelly . i will take your case . kelly : thank you . thank you so much . evangeline : the first thing i need you to do is to pull yourself together . i know that you 're scared , but you can not afford to look out of control , especially in court . kelly : i know , i know . i 've got to get it together . i 've got to get it together for my son . i know . jessica : natalie , nobody said that you did anything wrong . natalie : oh . oh , really ? then why -- why are we sitting here ? viki : darling , i was just thinking you might want to reconsider your decision , given the way -- when kevin asked for your proxy ; you did not have all the information . natalie : right . well , like jessica . jessica had that great schooling , perfect upbringing . it 's just like she always knows exactly what to do . jessica : how can you say that ? natalie : because it 's true . i mean , you 're always trying to tell me how to run my life , right ? `` do n't go to puerto rico , do n't move in with paul . paper , not plastic . `` viki : natalie , jessie 's not trying to tell you what to do . neither am i . natalie : no , you just want me to side with todd , but i do n't think that i should . look , kevin 's run the `` banner `` before . all right ? i think he knows what he 's doing . and if he thinks that todd should go , maybe he should . jessica : but this has nothing to do with how todd is doing his job , natalie . natalie : i do n't care , all right . todd is very manipulative and does n't give a damn who gets hurt . viki : well , that has been true , sometimes , in the past . natalie : `` sometimes `` ? he did it to me , remember ? he threw me off to mitch laurence . you know what ? frankly , i 'm glad that kevin has my proxy because at least i know he 'll do the right thing . viki : i 'll be back . [ phone rings ] viki : oh -- yeah , hello ? todd : hey , it 's me . viki : todd , hi . listen , jessie and i did n't get very far with natalie , but joey said that he 's going to be faxing me his proxy in a few hours , ok ? todd : tell him not to bother . it 's too late . viki : why ? todd : because kevin 's called a meeting for tonight . in fact , most of the shareholders are probably at the `` banner sun `` boardroom right now . kevin : thanks for coming . i 'll try and keep this as short as possible . there are only a few of us , obviously . the other shareholders gave me their proxies . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ dorian : river , it is time for you to go ! river : adriana , i had no idea that you were in puerto rico . i had no idea -- if you 'd called me before , i would n't have thought that you had dumped me . adriana : oh , do n't give me that . you were too busy hooking up with shannon mcbain ! river : i 'm so sorry . dorian : that 's it . river , it 's over . you 're going . tico : let me walk him out . river : i 'm so sorry . tico : come on . i 'm going to take off myself , ok ? dorian : please , please , tico , do n't leave . tico : just , you know , i 'm sure adriana wants to spend some time with you and tia carlotta , ok ? just tell her i 'll call her tomorrow . good night . dorian : all right , good night . tico : i do n't want to see you near my sister again , do you hear me ? river : all right , look , man , i do n't know you , but you have to believe that i 'm in love with your sister and i would never do anything to hurt her , you understand ? tico : yeah , you wo n't get a chance to do it again . i 'll see to it , trust me . stay away from adriana . dorian : i do n't know what got into river . carlotta : honey , you did the right thing . you ca n't trust him to come back into your life after what he 's done to you . adriana : i know . it 's ok . i 'm fine . thanks . dorian : it was so nice to see how much your brother tico loves you , and , oh , he adores you , carlotta . though what he must have thought of the rest of us -- thank you , blair ! blair : you 're welcome , dorian . talk to kelly . [ phone rings ] blair : hello ? todd : hey , it 's me . i just wanted to let you know i dropped the kids off with the nanny . kevin has changed the meeting for tonight . blair : ok . excuse me . so i 'll meet you there . todd : blair , i do n't think we have the votes . blair : what are you talking about ? do n't even talk like that . they have to listen to viki . besides , i think i need to have a meeting with kevin . it 's time he knew the truth about ace . kelly : look , i realize i have a lot of strikes against me -- i was unfaithful to kevin and i lied to him about ace -- but that does not make me a bad mother . i love my son , i can take care of him , and i ca n't let kevin take him away from me . evangeline : ok , i understand that you 're upset . kelly : if i lose ace -- evangeline : ok , look , i 'm going to do everything in my power to make sure that does n't happen . kelly : all right , thank you . evangeline : i need you to help me by staying calm , ok ? and i 'm not going to need your assurance that you 've told me everything i need to know -- about your relationship with kevin , about the baby -- everything . kelly : yeah , i 've told you everything . evangeline : any surprise , especially a badly timed one -- it 's going to blow the whole case . kelly : no , there 's nothing . i have to get home to my son . evangeline : sure . we 'll talk tomorrow . kelly : ok . thank you . kevin : thanks for your help . we 'll meet later on this week ; sign those new contracts for b.e . viki : the meeting is over ? kevin : well , there was no reason for you to be here . viki : that was not for you to judge . [ kevin sighs ] viki : everett , we go back a long way . why did n't you come to me ? everett : i 'm sorry , victoria . i really ca n't stay . kevin : like i said , there was no reason for either of you to be here . i already had the majority . the shareholders of `` the banner sun `` have voted to remove the editor in chief . todd 's been fired . natalie : well , this is a rarity , seeing rex balsom all alone . where 's jen ? where 's mother ? rex : do n't know , do n't care . i 'm all about work now . natalie : good . rex : you do n't look too happy . what was the big family meeting about ? natalie : oh , about what an idiot i am . mom was n't too happy that i gave kevin my proxy for those newspaper votes . rex : so what 's it to them ? they 're your proxies . natalie : yes , but kevin wants to have todd fired . rex : and they care ? natalie : oh , yeah . yeah , they do . rex : so why 'd you blow them off , give them the proxies ? natalie : because i like kevin more than i like todd . kevin gave paul a job . rex : oh . you know , maybe you could get kevin to give me one . no , do n't give me the job , give me the salary , because then i would n't have to work and i 'd still get the money . natalie : you 're right , i do n't care . i really do n't . he 's going to go right over to evangeline . just watch . see ? rex : yeah , well , i could 've told you that . natalie : what does that mean ? rex : nothing , nothing . i 'm just -- no , it 's just what i said before , there 's no future with mcbain . it 's a dead end . you 're better off with paul . natalie : you know , i just find it interesting how all of a sudden ; he 's ready for a relationship . rex : now , how do you know that 's what it is ? maybe it 's law - and - order stuff . natalie : do you see the way he 's looking at her ? they 're definitely sleeping together . rex : so what if they are ? you got paul . natalie : yeah . right , i got paul . hmm . john : i 'm glad you 're here . evangeline : i was just meeting a client , but i was going to say the same thing to you . john : i want to talk to you . i 'm -- i 'm concerned about what r.j. might be up to . evangeline : what , other than sending people to beat you up ? john : i 'm fine . it 's you i 'm worried about . evangeline : me ? why , did he say something after i left ? john : he denied everything , but , you know , of course , he 's a tough guy , so he had to make indirect threats . evangeline : r.j. would n't hurt me , john . john : are you sure about that ? evangeline : look , i 'm a defense attorney . i deal with tough guys all the time . i -- i can take care of myself . john : i know . i know . it 's just until -- well , look , just to be on the safe side , you and i maybe -- we should be cool about this , just until i figure out how i want to play this . evangeline : well , thanks for wanting to protect me . but is that really what 's going on here ? john : what else would it be ? evangeline : i do n't know . um -- fear of getting too involved ? i mean , if that 's true , it 's fine , really . just -- just be honest about it . kelly : i 'm not going to lose you . i do n't care what i have to do . dorian : there you are . i was worried about you . where did you go ? kelly : i had to go see evangeline williamson . she 's going to take my case . dorian : why , that 's wonderful ! honey , what happened tonight ? i have no idea what tico must think of us . kelly : well , you should blame blair . dorian : you can not let blair get to you that way . kelly : i 'm just so afraid of losing ace . i do n't know why she has to keep threatening me . dorian : you could have a pretty serious fight ahead of you , and it 's going to be really important for you to keep your emotions in check , especially in front of company . if something like what happened tonight were to get back to kevin or his lawyer -- kelly : i know , i know , i know , i 've got to keep it together . evangeline said the same thing . dorian : then you listen to her . now , we 've got something to look forward to . i just got a call from augustico . i love saying that . he wants to take us out for drinks , right now at the palace . kelly : oh , no . dorian , come on , i do n't want to go out again tonight . dorian : but you have to ! [ kelly sighs ] dorian : it 'll give you a chance to show everybody that you are just fine , that you 're holding everything together . kelly : fine , fine . go up and get dressed . i 'll -- i 'll be down in a minute . dorian : yes ! something a little more sportive . jessica : joey changed his mind . he does n't even want you to vote his shares anymore . kevin : well , he should 've made that clear before the meeting . viki : it would n't have mattered . congratulations , kevin . you took advantage of your brother and your sister . you lied and you cheated , and now you have control of my newspaper . was it worth it ? kevin : i did what i had to do . a year from now , you 'll be grateful that i had the foresight . blair : hey . are we late ? kevin : no , you 're just in time , actually . todd , clean out your desk . you 've been fired . blair : what ? kevin ! todd : ah , ah , wait a minute . let him have that one . viki : i 'm sorry , todd . jessica : so am i . todd : it 's ok . blair : it is not ok , todd ! did you see the smug look on his face ? i swear , if he thinks he was hurt when kelly told him that you were ace 's father , you just wait till he finds out all of that is a lie ! [ next_on ] kelly : what if she tells kevin the truth about ace ? dorian : she wo n't do that . blair : i am going to go tell kevin the truth . todd : no , you 're not . i am . jessica : you 're alienating the entire family , kevin ! when is it going to end , when mom is dead and buried ?
dorian has a small family gathering to welcome tico to the family , but blair persists in making snide comments to kelly . the two end up in a shoving match . kelly later asks evangeline to take her custody case . later , kelly ends up popping a few pills . evangeline and john both share the theory that rj was behind the attack on john , and john worries about evangeline 's safety . john warns rj that he had better not hurt evangeline . kevin is victorious in having todd fired from the paper , and viki is furious with kevin . viki and jessica try to reason with natalie about giving her proxy to kevin , but natalie becomes defensive .
dorian : well , david , what do you think ? david ? david : ow ! you know i 've got sensitive feet . dorian : honey , the shoes . check out the shoes . do they work , or what ? david : yeah , they 're fine . dorian : fine ? can i assure you that that is the last thing a woman wants to hear ? david : dorian , you know i adore you . but watching you try on 300 pairs of shoes -- dorian : you love shoes . david : my shoes . three - inch heels give me chicken legs . do n't ask me how i know . just trust me . [ david snaps fingers ] david : i got an idea . dorian : i 'm all ears . david : let 's say -- dorian : mm - hmm . david : we get married -- dorian : well , we are . david : at sunset . dorian : ah , sounds lovely . david : hmm . in the garden . dorian : hmm , sounds romantic . david : barefoot . dorian : david . really , you are so impossible ! david : oh -- dorian : oh ! eeh ! david : ah -- dorian : ok , ok . this is a total waste of time . that 's it . i am going to call in the experts . david : i 'm hurt . i think i hurt my pelvis . ah . [ scene_break ] viki 's voice : natalie , you have to be strong and you have to be smart , just as i know you are . [ knock on door ] roxy : knock . viki : roxanne . oh , my , this is a -- a surprise . roxy : you know , i know you need to rest up and i do n't want to tense you up or anything , so , you know , i can leave . viki : no , no . stay . roxy : well , i should have brought flowers or something . viki : no . roxy : i got gum , though . viki : no . no , thank you . no gum for me . roxy : hmm . viki : roxanne -- here . are you all right ? roxy : i 'm a wreck . i 'm so scared for natty i do n't know what to do with myself . viki : i know . roxy : i closed the shop early and i just could n't go home , so i 've been wandering around . so , i figured maybe i could come over here , because if anybody would understand , it would be natalie 's other mother . viki : natalie 's all i can think of , too . [ scene_break ] michael : you should have seen dr. truman in the o.r . nothing fazes the guy . i 'm telling you , he 's amazing . nurse : i 'm sure you gave him an incredible assist . michael : ah , do you think i could get that one more time for the videotape , please ? [ phone rings ] michael : oh . i got to take this . hi . dr. michael mc bain here . john : mike , it 's john . look , i got some bad news . marcie 's missing . michael : what do you mean , marcie 's missing ? john : she left rodi 's with hayes barber and no one 's seen her since . listen , mike , we think barber is `` the killing club `` killer . mike ? mike , you there ? michael : rodi 's . [ scene_break ] bo : the ladies found these outside of rodi 's . evangeline : it 's exactly like the one the killer used to drug me . bo : we think that he may have grabbed a third person . john : who ? adriana : rex . he has rex . [ scene_break ] hayes : now , everything is just so . marcie , are you ready for your initiation into the new killing club ? marcie : what are you talking about ? hayes : you know . do n't you remember ? back in high school ? what was it that a pledge had to do to become a member of your club ? marcie : they had to plan a murder . hayes : exactly . exactly . so , to become a member of my club , you have to do the same thing -- almost . marcie : what do you mean , almost ? hayes : oh , just one tiny little difference . instead of planning a murder , you have to commit one . [ scene_break ] blair : well , hey , kelly . what are you doing here ? kelly : oh , dorian wanted me to come by and help her pick out her wedding shoes . blair : huh . me , too . kelly : this must be her idea of female bonding . well , let 's get it over with . blair : what is wrong with you ? kelly : i do n't want to fight with you , blair . this is dorian 's night . blair : i do n't want to fight with you , either , but i do n't want to spend the night wondering why you 're giving me the cold shoulder , so you either tell me or i 'm going to go . kelly : bye . blair : come on , kelly . kelly : all right , fine . i will tell you what 's wrong . dorian : oh , there you are , girls . oh , could anything be more fun than having my two beautiful nieces help me pick out -- ooh -- my wedding shoes ? come on ! ah . [ scene_break ] roxy : when natalie was growing up in a.c. , she was always being sent to the principal 's office . it was n't that she was bad or nothing like that . it 's just that she stood up for herself , and she could spot a lie in seconds . viki : well , she 's very perceptive like that . roxy : yeah , and she 's real tough , and i 'll tell you the truth , she took better care of me than i ever took of her . but i know you got the 411 on that deal . viki : roxanne , natalie loves you , she really loves you , and i am extremely grateful to you for raising her and taking care of her . roxy : and i want to do that now , and if i could get my hands on that maniac , i would rip him apart . viki : and i 'll help . roxy : no . you got to relax . i 'm the brawn in this operation . you be the brainpower , ok ? viki : deal . roxy : i 'm glad natalie takes after you in the brain department . she 's got to be super smart for this one . viki : yeah , well , do n't sell yourself short , because she 's got a lot of street smarts . roxy : oh , yeah . she 's stolen a couple of good ones from roxy balsom 's bag o'tricks . viki : roxy , she is a survivor like us . roxy : thanks . viki : what for ? roxy : for giving me hope , because , you know , i 'm just going around in my brain , around and around , and that 's a bad place to hang out . viki : i can imagine . [ phone rings ] roxy : natalie . [ ring ] roxy : yeah . hello ? yeah . you need what ? yeah , i 'll be right there . it 's the commish . i got to go down to the station . why do they need rex 's toothbrush ? [ scene_break ] nick : i do n't have the choice . nick : excuse me . i 'm looking for dr. michael mc bain . it 's a matter of life and death . [ scene_break ] adriana : that 's his watch . he must have dropped it when the killer grabbed him . john : well , let 's not jump to any conclusions . adriana : and he was supposed to meet antonio and he never showed up . john : at this point , that can mean anything . bo : i believe her , john . adriana : look , i was with him before at rodi 's . i asked him what the time was . i looked at his watch . i know what it looks like . it has a scratch on the face . bo : look , roxy 's on her way down here right now . until we get a d.n.a . match , we have to assume that balsom 's missing . adriana : is there anything i can do to help ? bo : i 'm going to put out an a.p.b . for balsom and check with the highway patrol . why do n't you go downstairs and wait for roxy right now , ok , in the front . she 's going to be really nervous . just bring her right up here . adriana : ok . bo : thank you . john : it does n't make any sense . why balsom now ? evangeline : why any of this ? when i saw that bandana lying there -- john : yeah , well , let 's see what the lab has to say . evangeline : i 'll take it down . [ scene_break ] marcie : you ? you want me to murder someone ? hayes : the rules seem very clear . marcie : no . no . you 're the murderer . i 'm -- i 'm not the murderer . you 're the murderer . i wo n't do it . hayes : no ? marcie : you 're sick . hayes : do n't . do n't say that . marcie , i hated that in high school . i hate it even more now . i -- i do n't need your little club . marcie , i have my own club now , and , you -- you are going to be a charter member . marcie : i do n't want to be in your club , and i do n't care what you do to me . i am not going to kill anyone . hayes : my club , my rules . i 'm the storyteller , marcie . this is the point where you do exactly what i tell you . you have no say . marcie : i said no ! hayes : the die is ca -- marcie , ready or not , it 's time to kill rex balsom . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] dorian : what about this ? david : uh . it is a shoe . dorian : david , it 's a $ 1,200 pair of shoes . blair : oh , well , they 're gorgeous . david ? david : wait a second , blair . you 're absolutely right . blair : yes . david : not only are those shoes perfection , they may be the most beautiful things i 've ever seen in my life . now , can we talk about what i 'm going to wear ? dorian : oh . we are not finished here . kelly , what do you think ? kelly : i hate them . david : uh -- dorian : oh ! honestly , the three of you ca n't agree on any of these shoes . i guess the only solution is for us to start all over again . david : ha -- ha -- i 've got a great idea . let 's -- let 's bring out the cake and the champagne samples . kelly : oh , that sounds great . dorian : oh . that is a wonderful idea . david : yeah ? dorian : girls ? blair : what ? dorian : can you stay ? kelly : sure . blair : oh , sure . kelly : of course . dorian : oh , goody blair : yeah . dorian : come on , tell the truth . i can dance in these . blair : they 're great , dorian . they 're just great . david : here we go . blair : they are great . why are you mad at me ? kelly : oh , i do n't know . maybe because you 're meddling in my life ? blair : what are you talking about ? kelly : i have dorian trying to control my every move . i do n't need you doing it , too . blair : oh . you 're talking about kevin , are n't you ? kelly : yes -- kevin . how could you do that to me ? [ scene_break ] nurse : life and death ? sounds serious . nick : it is . nurse : dr. mc bain got a phone call about someone named marcie , and then he ran out of here . nick : did he say where he was going ? nurse : i heard him say something about rodi 's . nick : thanks . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm sorry . i do n't know what i was thinking . john : it 's ok . but i do n't want to give the defense any shot at a free pass . evangeline : yeah , not this time . this guy deserves everything the court can throw at him . john : this guy deserves to burn . it 's mc bain . i 'm sending down a bandana . i want to test it for chloroform , ether , suspicious chemicals . run a d.n.a . test , and as usual , i want it -- evangeline ? thank you . [ phone rings ] bo : tip line 's ringing off the hook . a high - profile murder case can bring out all the nuts . adriana : roxy . roxy : huh -- oh . adriana : hey . roxy : where 's the commish ? i brought what he asked me to bring . so , who can i talk to to find out why he needs rex 's toothbrush ? adriana : bo and john are waiting for you . [ scene_break ] marcie : you want me to kill rex ? hayes : marcie , i tried to make this easy for you . marcie : easy ? you think -- you think killing him -- you think killing anybody is easy ? hayes : well , it 's all relative . i could have picked someone that you cared about , but i did my research . you hate rex . i could have picked someone much closer to your heart . marcie : i do n't hate rex , and i certainly do n't want to hurt him . i 'll do -- i swear i will do anything else . i will do anything else that you want me to do . hayes : i want you to kill . marcie : why ? hayes : well -- marcie : why is that so important to you ? just -- why ? hayes : because when you kill , you die inside . that 's the idea , marcie . you become one of us . do n't you get it ? marcie : no . never . hayes : when you kill rex balsom , i will have killed you . sweet , kind , caring little marcie will be dead . and no matter what you do , for the rest of your life , you will always be a murderer . marcie : i am not playing any more of your sick games . you can go to hell . hayes : really ? marcie : you tried to change me from the very beginning with your liposuction and your plastic surgery and your -- hayes : you liked the idea . you were dying to become someone else . marcie : those kinds of changes , hayes , they do n't make you a better person . look at you . on the outside , you look different . but on the inside , you are the same sick , ugly , pathetic loser you always were , ivan . do n't you get it ? [ marcie laughs ] marcie : there is no surgery that could fix what 's wrong with you . and i will never -- i will never be like you . i 'm going to get rex some help . hayes : say goodbye to michael . marcie : what ? hayes : nick 's bringing him back here right now , and unless you do exactly what i say , michael is a dead man . [ scene_break ] michael : excuse me . have you seen marcie walsh tonight ? waitress : sorry . my shift just started . michael : thanks , anyway . nick : hey , man . i just heard about marcie . look , do you know anything ? michael : no -- well , i only know that she left with hayes barber . nick : oh -- well , maybe they went out back . did you check out the alley ? michael : no . i did n't . that 's a good idea , nick . thanks . nick : i ca n't go to prison . i do n't have a choice . [ scene_break ] blair : kelly , i was n't really trying to interfere . look , i was trying to help . kelly : well , telling kevin to come over to the carriage house and surprise me is not helping . blair : but spencer has just been so flirty . kelly : so what ? we 're dating ! blair : kevin still loves you . kelly : well , that does n't mean i 'm in love with him . blair : oh , come on . i see the signs . i know the signs . remember ? you meet someone , you fall in love with them , and then , you know , all hell breaks loose . you start making each other 's lives miserable , you go your separate ways , and then you think , `` well , i 'm going to spend the rest of my life hating this person , `` and then you look at him a certain way , you touch him a certain way , they smell a certain way . and then you realize that you know what ? that love 's not dead . it was just buried . kelly : that 's your life , blair , not mine . dorian : voila . les gateaux . i contacted the finest bakeries -- blair : oh , god . dorian : from philadelphia to new york city -- kelly : that 's fantastic . blair : dorian -- dorian : and they over - nighted me their best samples . blair : those are beautiful . kelly : oh , my god . blair : look at that . david : wait a second . blair : oh , my gosh . david : wait . is that real gold ? dorian : nothing is too good for my guests . david : our guests . dorian : our guests . now , would you open the champagne , please ? david : your wish is my command . dorian : oh . kelly : oh , i ca n't believe it . kelly : mmm , oh , my gosh . blair : i want to try that one . dorian : oh , with the little pink heart -- yes . blair : the little pink heart -- dorian : are n't they adorable ? blair : it goes with my pink outfit . dorian : david , how about wearing a morning suit ? kelly : is n't that good ? david : mourning ? i 'm not in mourning ? nobody died . dorian : darling , it 's m - o - r - n - i - n - g . blair : dorian , do n't bother . dorian : you know , the royalty wear a morning suit to get married in . it 's -- blair : italian . dorian : hmm . what a wonderful idea -- a custom - made italian suit . hmm , that 'd be gorgeous . oh , dear , i -- i really have n't been able to make up my mind about anything , but one thing i definitely know . girls ? blair : mm - hmm ? dorian : i know that spencer is going to be david 's best man . david : the day that spencer is my best man is the day that viki is your maid of honor . [ scene_break ] roxy : so why do you need rex 's toothbrush ? john : i 'll call you back . bo : roxy , why do n't you sit down over there . roxy : just be straight with me , commish . is my kid dead ? bo : he may have been abducted . roxy : by the killer ? bo : it 's a possibility . we need a sample of his d.n.a . to be sure . thank you . roxy , did this watch belong to rex ? roxy : i gave it to him for his birthday . that maniac 's got my kids ! [ roxy shrieks ] bo : all right , i 'm taking this down to the lab , ok ? roxy , i want -- hey , listen to me . roxy , roxy , rex is a good kid , and i 'm going to be sure that he comes out of this ok . all right ? roxy : ok . adriana : come on , let 's go get some tea , ok ? roxy : ok . evangeline : hey . did something happen ? john : i should have stopped this . evangeline : how can you expect to know what this maniac is going to do next ? john : it 's my job . i 'm supposed -- i 'm supposed to make it so people are safe . evangeline : it 's ok , john . john : no , it 's not . evangeline : i 'm going to go check on roxy . bo : the lab found traces of saliva on that bandana . john : balsom ? bo : no confirmation yet , but it looks that way . let 's go back to the timeline . john : all right . bo : all right . starting with the woman of the year awards , that 's when natalie was kidnapped . john : all right , hayes was at the awards show . about a dozen people saw him waiting to speak to evangeline . [ scene_break ] marcie : if i do n't kill rex , then you 're going to kill michael ? technically , we 'll all have a hand in it . nick went to pick him up right now . marcie : but michael never did anything to you . he 's a good person . he 's kind and -- hayes : someone you love ? marcie : maybe once upon a time , but we broke up months ago . i have moved on . hayes : marcie , your face tells me otherwise . marcie : just please do n't hurt him . hayes : well , you 're going to have to offer me a quid pro quo . rex . rex 's life for michael 's . marcie : i ca n't do that . hayes : ugh . marcie . marcie , marcie , marcie , marcie . it feels so good to play god . marcie : just do n't make me do it . do n't -- hayes : shh , shh , shh . it 's your choice . does michael live or does he die ? [ scene_break ] michael : there 's nothing back here . damn it , marcie , where the hell are you ? nick : michael ? michael : what are you doing , nick ? nick : i 'm sorry , man . michael : put the gun down , will you ? you 're freaking me out . nick : i 'm taking you to hayes . michael : no , no , no , no ! you 're working with him , nick ? nick : i ca n't go to prison , michael . i would n't make it in there . michael : you son of a bitch ! nick : look , it 's not my fault ! michael : did you help him kidnap marcie ? nick : no . michael : you 're lying . nick : i 'm not . michael : you are lying . nick : i 'm not . he said he wanted her all to himself . michael : what 's he doing to her , nick ? where is she ? nick : you 're coming with me , michael . i ca n't take no for an answer . [ scene_break ] dorian : sweetheart , we 're both nervous . i mean , how many times do you get to marry the person of your dreams ? david : do n't you sweet - talk me . dorian : it always works . david : i know it does , and i 'm mad at you . kelly : oh , david , why do n't we go look at your shoes , huh ? you got an awful lot of them . david : thank you , kelly . kelly : come . david : someone around here understands me . kelly : oh , come on , come on , come on . dorian : is there anything more fun than planning a wedding ? blair : starr is so excited about mine and todd 's . dorian : oh , blair . blair : oh , you know what ? just stop right now . i 've had some delicious cake . i 'm sipping champagne . i 'm actually having a good time . dorian : i 'm the bride - to - be . i 'm entitled to my opinion , even if you do n't want to hear it . blair : uh - huh . like i could stop you ? dorian : like i could change your mind once you 've made it up ? blair : mm - hmm . and you would try , would n't you ? dorian : all right , sweetheart , i do want you to be as happy as i am , and i can not believe i 'm about to say this -- blair : what ? dorian : but if that means marrying todd , then so be it . blair : i love him , dorian , with all of my big heart . dorian : oh , i know , but still , sweetheart -- blair : oh , here it comes . `` but still `` what ? dorian : it 's just the man has so much baggage . he has that -- that history that follows him around . it 's just -- i would not want that to negatively affect your life . you know -- i just remembered . there 's something i 've got to check on . excuse me just a moment . blair : i 'm not cleaning up all these shoes . dorian : uh - uh . blair : i 'm not cleaning up all these shoes , dorian . i 'm not doing it . david : do n't drop any of those . kelly : david , you have more shoes than even -- where 's dorian ? ugh . david : ah ! [ scene_break ] hayes : how are you going to do it , walsh ? you going to cut his throat ? stab him through the heart ? you could cut his wrists -- marcie : shut up . hayes : and watch the life drain from him -- marcie : shut up . hayes : drop by drop . marcie : shut up ! hayes : yes , it does n't really matter either way , does it ? as long as he dies . and then the new marcie will be born . well , maybe you should rename yourself , like i did . do it , marcie . it 's either him or your precious michael . marcie : before i kill rex , i want to know -- i want to know that michael is safe . hayes : hey , there 's no guarantees , walsh . you 're just going to have to trust me . marcie : when i see michael , then and only then will i do what you want me to do . [ scene_break ] nick : i will shoot you if i have to . michael : hayes is out of his mind . nick , why would you be helping a guy like that ? nick : i do n't have a choice . michael : you want marcie 's death on your conscience ? do you think you can live with that , nick ? nick : i do n't have to kill anybody . i just take you to hayes , and he helps me get away . michael : get away from what ? talk to me , nick . what are you running from ? what could be this bad ? nick : i just wanted julie to love me . you know , she was moving away , she was starting a new life . michael : uh - huh . nick : and the car was supposed to spin out and i run in and i 'm the hero . michael : you shot out julie 's tires ? and jayes knew about it ? nick : well , it was his idea . michael : you did n't mean to kill her . nick : i know . i loved her . michael : that 's right , nick . you loved her . now , listen to me , nick . my brother -- he can help you out . you testify against hayes , i 'm telling you -- nick : i ca n't go to prison . look , michael , you 're a nice guy . i do n't want to hurt you . michael : there is a way out of this , ok ? now , you do the right thing , you may not have to go to prison at all . nick : i 'm a killer . michael : you did n't mean to . now , listen to me . do you really think that hayes barber gives a damn what happens to you ? i know you , nick . i know that you are a good guy . let me help you , nick . help me , help marcie . [ scene_break ] roxy : there are two crazy killers out there . what are they going to do to natty and rex ? they 're going to kill my kids ! bo : we do n't know that . roxy : they could already be dead . evangeline : hey . let 's get you home . adriana : i 'll come with you . roxy ? roxy : find my kids . find my kids . i need them to be with me . find them , please . bo : what does this guy want ? john : i know , bo . natalie 's out there somewhere . now they got michael -- [ phone rings ] john : mc bain . bo . michael : now , listen to me , nick . i 'm going to give you something to think about here , ok ? just something to think about . say you take me to hayes , he kills me . that automatically makes you an accessory to murder one . but if you leave me here behind rodi 's -- nick : who 's on the phone ? john : let 's roll . michael : nick -- nick : you lying son of a bitch ! [ scene_break ] david : well , she is n't upstairs . kelly : she 's not out by the pool . blair : her car is gone . now , why would she go off in the middle of everything ? david : she is up to something . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] dorian : excuse me -- oh , viki . viki : dorian . dorian : i 'm so sorry for barging in like this and for not calling first , but i -- i 'm really in a bit of a rush . viki , would you be matron of honor at my wedding ? dorian : well , what 's so funny ? viki : dorian , why on earth do you want me to be a part of your wedding , after years of complaining that i 'm always trying to steal your thunder ? dorian : whatever happened to `` let bygones be bygones `` ? viki : well , i would love to do that , but it 's not in your repertoire . dorian : why did i even bother to come by ? viki : hang on a minute , hang on a minute . i mean , what is this all about ? something 's up , right ? why are you doing this ? dorian : because it seemed like the right thing to do at the moment . besides which , i do n't want to have to choose between adriana and cassie , blair or kelly . viki : and i 'm the next best thing ? dorian , come on , be serious . you really want me standing beside you when you marry david ? dorian : yes , because in spite of all of our differences , i really do think you believe in david and me . viki : well , i know you were made for each other , and i mean that . dorian : and you did everything in your power to get us back together again , for which i 'm very grateful . viki : hmm . i was just a little tired of david standing at my door begging for dinner . dorian : viki , i 've made a great many mistakes in my life . and i want this marriage to be different . i want it to last . so , what do you say ? will you be my matron of honor ? viki : dorian , i 'm going to give you the option to change your mind , ok ? dorian : i wo n't , really . viki : well , ok . then , for now , i 'd be honored . dorian : ah . [ scene_break ] nick : you do n't want to help me . huh ? you just want to save your own skin ! michael : i want to save us both , nick . nick : god , hayes was right . he 's the only one i can trust . michael : no , no , no . he is using you . he is turning you into a killer . nick : hayes is helping me ! he wants me to get away . michael : put the gun down , nick . we can talk about this . nick : just shut up ! i should think . michael : ok , ok . nick : i 'll call hayes . i got to call hayes . [ scene_break ] marcie : i wo n't kill rex , not until i know that michael is safe . hayes : fine . fine ! let 's call nick . [ phone rings ] marcie : answer it . answer it ! hayes : what ? nick : you got to help me . ok , the cops are coming . the plan is falling apart . hayes : that 's impossible . it was perfect . nick : look , did n't you hear me ? michael called the cops . they 're coming . you said you 'd get me out of town . hayes : this is your fault ! the plan was perfect ! michael : we can fix this , nick . nick : tell me what to do . hayes : you are going to pay for this . kill michael . kill him now . you idiot ! michael : do n't listen to him , nick . he 's crazy . hayes : do it ! put a bullet through him ! nick : i just want it to stop . michael : it can stop , nick . i can help you . nick : i ca n't go to jail . michael : i know . nick : there 's only one way out of this . michael : no . nick -- hayes : kill him ! michael : do n't . hayes : kill him ! [ scene_break ] kelly : i 'm worried about dorian . david : oh , well , she probably just skipped the joint so she would n't have to help us clean up the shoes . blair : well , i am not cleaning up these shoes . i 'm not doing it . kelly : you know , she was so excited about planning this wedding , then she just disappeared . do you think we should call the police ? dorian : i 'm back . david : we 've been cleaning up these shoes . where have you been ? dorian : oh i had to take care of something . david : ugh . do n't tell me you brought in yet another pair . dorian : no , but i have an announcement to make . viki is going to be my matron of honor . blair : uhh . [ scene_break ] roxy : thanks for getting me home , girls . evangeline : will you be all right ? adriana : i can stay , if you want . roxy : no , you should go home . at least one mother will know that her kid is safe . evangeline : call me if you need anything , ok ? roxy : i will . hey , counselor , you 're smart . what do you do when you love someone and there 's nothing that you can do to help them ? evangeline : pray . [ scene_break ] john : stay down , just get out of the way . bo : stay inside , stay inside . john : drop the gun ! hayes : kill mc bain . kill him now ! marcie : no . no ! no ! john : nick , drop it ! michael : nick , no ! [ gunshot ] marcie : no . no ! no ! you -- you killed him . [ next_on ] todd : i 'm looking for jessica buchanan . nash : what do you really want ? tess : i want to stay here , forever . blair : nothing is going to tear this family apart , ok ? hayes : you could n't kill rex , so now you have to be eliminated .
hayes tries to talk marcie into killing rex to save michael 's life but she refuses . nick holds a gun on michael and tries to make him go with him . michael tries to talk to him but nick will not listen . michael uses his cell phone to call john so that john will know what is going on between him and nick . john and bo and some other police officers go to rodi 's to find nick and michael . they find nick and michael in the alley . shots are fired . dorian models shoes for her wedding for david , kelly and blair , but they can not reach a decision . dorian asks vikki to be her matron of honor . vikki accepts . roxie learns that hayes has natalie as well as rex .
jessica : nash ? i want to go home now , ok , so bend the bars , carve me a gun out of soap to break me out of here , but please , please tell me i 'm going home . nash : you 're going home . [ jessica gasps ] jessica : you 're a liar . nash : yeah . well , it 's what you said you wanted to hear . i -- jessica : well , come here and give me a kiss . [ nash growls ] nash : ow , ow ! jessica : liar . liar . liar ! ok . come here for real now . nash : no -- you got an anvil or something in there ? jessica : no , i do n't . nash : crazy -- nah . [ scene_break ] blair : all right -- would you just work with me ? todd : ow ! i 'm trying to work with you . tell that to the 80 stitches -- blair : do n't hurt yourself . oh , 80 ? i think you 're exaggerating -- it 's only 79 . starr : yeah , and if you were n't running around trying to strangle people , then maybe you would n't feel so bad . todd : miles laurence deserves more than a little strangle around the neck . blair : well , i heard you would 've killed him if somebody had n't stopped you . todd : yeah , and he 'd deserve it , too . starr : yeah , no doubt , but then you 'd be back in jail . todd : whew . i 'll guarantee you he 's not going to bother me anymore . blair : well , just be still , ok ? todd : well , you know , these stitches ? they hurt and they itch . blair : well , you know what ? i 'll go get nurse ratched and she could come here and scratch them for you -- is that what you want ? todd : now , starr , i know you do n't think i have any idea what i 'm talking about , but just think what would 've happened if you were still dating cole -- you were dating some guy who had miles laurence for an evil stepfather . blair : do , um , you want to tell him , or should i ? [ scene_break ] nora : i had nigel make up your room . matthew : it 's right down the hall from mine . nora : oh , and tons of dvds . matthew : and it 's got one of those dance mat thingies . nora : yeah . and you -- and you 've got your very own bathroom . matthew : but do n't drink out of the french water fountain . nora : it 's a bidet . matthew : and it 's not for washing your feet , either . nora : ok , ok . enough . gosh -- uh , food . we should get you something to eat . are you hungry ? matthew : pizza . nora : pizza ? pizza -- is pizza good ? cole : yeah , sure . nora : ok . well , matthew , why do n't you order it up for us and i 'll go check and make sure cole 's room is ready ? cole : sounds like a hotel . matthew : do n't worry -- you 'll like it here . hi , henri . yeah . yeah , pizza -- yeah , pepperoni . yeah , thanks . ok , bye . [ scene_break ] marty : i remember . oh , my god , i -- i remember . john : what do you remember ? marty : the night spencer died . it 's all coming back to me . [ scene_break ] tate : `` i am not worthy to live `` -- say it ! [ gunshot ] talia : freeze , tate ! on the ground , now ! tate : oh . rex : adriana , are you ok ? adriana : yeah . [ scene_break ] bo : just give it to forensics , see what they have to say . right . i want you to hold all my calls , all right ? i do n't want to be disturbed . paige : what if something important happens ? bo : this -- this is important . i mean , you come in here and you tell me like that -- that you 're going to leave town and i 'm supposed to say , `` ok , honey , just hold that thought . `` ok ? no . what happened , paige ? paige : i got a call from doctors without borders . bo : i thought that you already decided that you were n't going to do that . paige : after i sent in the application . bo : how long ago was that ? paige : couple of months . bo : well -- but you did tell them that you were n't interested anymore , right ? paige : yes , i did , but they must 've processed the application anyway . they told me that they got a grant to open a clinic in hindu kush , and they want me to head the whole start - up operation . i do n't want to leave , but i -- i feel like i need to do this . bo : ok . how long will it take ? paige : i 've given this a lot of thought . bo : no -- how long ? paige : it 's open - ended . bo : well , then , the -- the question still remains . when are you going to come back ? paige : maybe the question should be , `` will i ever come back ? `` [ scene_break ] nash : all right , i talked to dr. harrison -- jessica : mm - hmm . nash : and he said that you 're doing really well , you 're doing great , and that -- jessica : but i need more tests and they need to make sure that the immuno- suppressants are working and blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah . i 've heard it all before . nash : sorry i could n't tell you what you want to hear . jessica : not as sorry as i am . nash : you 're going to get out of here soon . jessica : not soon enough . nash : hey , i got some good news . your uncle todd -- he 's back , and he 's alive and he 's going to be all right . [ scene_break ] todd : well , i 'm on pins and needles here . somebody better cough up something pretty fast . starr : ok , fine , i 'll tell you , but you better not freak . cole and i -- todd : the next words out of your mouth better be `` ca n't stand each other . `` starr : we were in a musical together at school . we barely had any scenes , we did n't even talk . todd : little ingrate can sing , eh ? blair : starr ? starr : mom , it 's only going to make matters worse . todd : now i 'm really interested . blair : ok , well , how long do you think you 're going to keep your brother from blabbing it ? todd : starr , if you do n't want to make matters worse , you better fess up . starr : while you were gone -- todd : you mean , while i was on vacation ? with a festering knife wound and -- starr : cole -- todd : garbage heaps -- starr : dad ! todd : yes ? starr : cole and i got back together . [ scene_break ] matthew : pepperoni 's cool , right ? cole : yeah , sure . matthew : he said about 40 minutes . you want to -- you want to play a video game until it gets here ? cole : uh -- no , actually , i was warned about that , so no , thanks . matthew : how about -- ooh , how about some basketball ? you play basketball ? cole : you know , maybe later . hey , listen , i know you 're trying to entertain me and all , but you do n't have to . you know , it 's ok -- i can just hang out for a while . matthew : oh , i 'm sorry . am i annoying you ? cole : no . no , no , that -- that 's not it . i -- i 'm just -- just trying to figure everything out , you know ? matthew : can – can i say something ? cole : yeah , of course . matthew : do n't try so hard . my mom was in the hospital most of last year . i never got used to not having her around . i -- i pretended like nothing was wrong . kind of like i was tricking into believing that . but one day , i just said , `` you know what ? things are going to be like this for a while . `` and before i knew it , she got better and came home . cole : hmm . that 's -- that 's probably good advice . matthew : i do n't think you 're going to have to wait nearly as long for your mom as i did . cole : well , i hope you 're right , matthew . [ scene_break ] john : ok . sit down , all right ? you want me to get you some water ? you want me to call dr. young or something ? marty : no , i -- i just need to say this before i lose my nerve or forget it completely . john : you sure ? [ scene_break ] talia : grab hold . here , reach . tate : yeah , i ca n't . my shoulder -- talia : come on , try ! [ tate groans ] tate : god ! help -- help me . you know , if i fall , i 'm going to die . talia : you 're not going anywhere . no way am i going to let you be an o.p.p . martyr ! jones , get over here . i ca n't reach him . vincent : you mean that bastard 's still alive ? well , well , well . would you look at that ? talia : my arms are n't long enough . vincent : you know , i just hope he does n't land on innocent people . talia : i called for backup on my way over here , but they 're still five minutes out . tate : i ca n't hold on that long ! vincent : uh - oh . tate : ah ! talia : he 'll fall and he 'll die unless you can pull him up . [ scene_break ] bo : will you `` ever `` ? you -- you make it sound like you 'll never come back . paige : i ca n't say for sure . bo : honey , i thought we were -- i thought we -- we had something . you know , it seems we -- that we were really going to make a go at it . i -- that 's what i thought . was i that wrong ? paige : oh . you were n't wrong . bo : ok , then , you know what ? i 'm lost . i 'm lost , i do n't know what happened . all of a sudden , one day , without any warning at all , you come in here and you tell me that you are going to be leaving town and you 're going to be going to a place that i 've barely -- i 've barely even heard of this place . paige : hindu kush ? bo : mm - hmm . paige : it 's on the northern border of pakistan near afghanistan . bo : oh , god . oh , you know what ? that happens to be one of the most dangerous places in this world right now , not to mention the fact that it 's halfway around the world . that makes for a -- a very , very distant relationship . paige , i do n't -- i do n't know that that can actually work . paige : i know . bo : then what ? was it something i did ? [ scene_break ] jessica : what is he doing here ? what happened to him ? nash : he got stabbed . jessica : where ? nash : in chicago . jessica : no ! where on his body did he get stabbed ? nash : i -- come -- ow ! i -- i do n't know , all right ? but it -- it does n't matter . come on , todd -- he 's going to be ok . he 's got a thick hide . it 'd take a lot to puncture that hide of his . jessica : well , who 's with him ? nash : uh -- when i went by the emergency room , it looked like pretty much your whole family was there , so do n't worry . blair is going to make sure he 's ok . jessica : does my mom know ? nash : she was there , so , yeah . jessica : good . good . she needs some good news . nash : yeah . jessica : yeah . so do you think they 're going to let me see him ? nash : you a flight risk ? jessica : huh . no , i 'm not -- i think that 's more todd 's style , not mine . besides , recuperating in bed is exhausting . nash : well , it will make it all the sweeter when you get out of here and go home . jessica : when i get home to my family -- normal family , just like everybody else dreams of . nash : `` normal family `` -- wait a minute . first of all , we are not like everybody else , and nothing about us is normal . jessica : i guess it 's not . nash : mm - hmm . jessica : and i would n't have it any other way . but i think that you could stand some conventional for a little while , could n't you ? nash : `` conventional `` ? jessica : mm - hmm . nash : hmm . like what ? jessica : like honeymoons , paying bills -- nash : mm - hmm . jessica : preschool applications . nash : yay . [ jessica laughs ] jessica : oh , more tests . nash : more tests -- come on . nurse : more tests . jessica : boo . nash : let you go . jessica : ooh . nash : you want conventional , i 'll show you conventional . [ scene_break ] todd : you know , you promised me . you promised me . starr : yes , dad -- todd : you promised me over -- starr : yes , i know ! todd : and over again that you would never see this jerk again . starr : do you hear me arguing with you ? blair : ok . you know what ? todd : i see , so -- i see . blair : do n't be a smart aleck . todd : so if i 'm laid up with a knife wound in some maggot - infested flophouse , it 's ok for you to disobey me ? starr : do n't start popping stitches , dad ! todd : i want an answer from you ! starr : you 're making it sound so -- it 's not even the way that it happened ! todd : well , you 've been behind our backs with this guy before , have n't you ? but i guess if -- if i 'm out of commission , it makes it easier . is that right ? starr : you never listen to me . todd : should i listen to you ? should i trust what you say ? maybe i should listen to your mother -- did you catch her sneaking around with this guy ? blair : um -- starr : she gave us her blessing . blair : not exactly . todd : is that right ? that 's fantastic . so here we are , trying to make decisions about raising our children together . that 's just fantastic . blair : ok , but do n't -- todd : what 's this crap -- what is this crap about united parenting ? blair : would you listen to me a minute ? you know , you were n't here as i recall , and do n't think that i did n't think about going looking for you because that 's all i did -- i was obsessed with it . but , todd , you did n't have to listen to our daughter every single night cry herself to sleep because -- because she missed her father again . and then , she could n't talk to the boy she loved about it . todd : oh -- `` love . `` blair : no , todd , you would 've changed your mind , too . todd : give me a break . `` love `` -- she 's a kid . she does n't know anything about love yet . starr : do n't even act like i do n't know what love is ! blair : she was miserable , todd . i thought it would help her through the whole ordeal if she had a shoulder to lean on . todd : what 's wrong with your shoulder ? blair : it was off looking for your shoulder ! todd : did you stop to think about how i might feel about it ? blair : what do you think , todd ? come on ! you know what i did ? i finally put our daughter 's happiness above your pride , and you think it 's funny . starr : i do n't even know why you guys are arguing so much . it 's not even that big of a deal . todd : actually , i think it is a big deal . starr : no , it 's not because cole and i broke up . [ scene_break ] john : let 's start from the beginning . marty : you already know most of it . john : let 's hear it again -- for the record this time . marty : ok . um -- i was looking for cole because he had missed his community service . i -- i went to the park to look for him , but he was n't there , so i thought that maybe he would be at the hospital with starr . john : and you said you did n't think anyone saw you at the park or the hospital . is that still how you remember it ? marty : yes . yeah , i -- i remember seeing rex and dr. miller . they -- they were arguing , i think , but they -- they did n't see me . john : ok . afterwards , you told me you took the stairs to blair 's room . marty : yeah . yeah , i did n't want to wait for the elevator . john : then what happened ? marty : then i went down the hall to blair 's room and i could hear something going on inside , but i could n't tell what it was . so i pushed the door open , then went in , but the curtain -- it was drawn , so i -- i had to go all the way inside and -- and blair was there on the bed , and she was in her wedding dress . and spencer was on top of her . she was struggling , but i could tell -- it was obvious that she had been drugged . john : then what happened ? marty : then i knew i had to stop it . [ scene_break ] talia : vincent , please . i ca n't reach him . i need your help . tate : well ? tate : please . i ca n't hold on . help me ! i 'm slipping . please . tate : ah ! [ vincent groans ] tate : ah -- ah ! ah , ah , ah ! ah ! ow , my shoulder ! talia : after all the pain you caused -- [ tate groans ] talia : do you really think i give a damn ? tate : ah ! talia : this is officer sahid . the perp is under control . we need medical assistance asap . repeat , medical assistance asap . we are on the palace hotel rooftop . [ scene_break ] todd : so your romance with the steroid king only lasted a couple of weeks , huh ? starr : yes . todd : good . did you break it off with him ? starr : yes , dad , i broke it off with him . todd : good . now , that 's my girl . starr : oh . todd just another in a long line of starr manning roadkills . oh , wait a minute . did he -- did he do something to you ? did he hurt you ? is that why you broke it off ? starr : dad , are you kidding me ? why would that even matter ? we broke up ! todd : because i 'm your father -- that 's why it matters . if he hurt you , if he even laid a finger on you , i 'm going to be pissed off ! blair : hey , hey . do n't look at me , starr . todd : i want answers right now . starr : cole found out that miles was holding you captive and he kept it a secret . todd : huh -- what ? starr : only for a couple of days , and then he told everyone . todd : is that right ? wow . so i 'm just lying there bleeding to death and -- starr : dad ? todd : crawling through the woods and he said nothing ? starr : dad , he did n't lie -- todd : lying little son of a bitch . starr : dad , he did not lie . he just did n't say anything . blair : yep . she is the spin doctor , just like her daddy . todd : oh , ok . well -- huh - huh -- it 's a good thing you 're not going out with him again . starr : i 'm sorry -- do you guys want me to tell you about lies and liars , because you guys do it all the time . how do you even know what the truth is anymore ? do you want me start listing things ? todd : hey , hey -- cool it now ! blair : ok , that 's enough . starr : cole did that to help his mom because he loves her -- unlike hurting her like you guys do . cole wanted to protect his mom from miles the psycho . and i would 've done the same thing for you two even though you do n't deserve it half of the time . todd : she 's a teenager . [ scene_break ] cole : you know , you got some wisdom little dude . hey , if there 's anything i can do for you , you just let me know , all right ? matthew : well , actually , there is something down at the country club . cole : all right -- what 's her name ? matthew : what makes you think it 's a girl ? cole : because i 'm not the guy that can help you with your golf swing . matthew : ok , you got me -- it is a girl . cole : ok , well , in that case , you should probably ask your dad because apparently i 'm not too good with women . matthew : i thought you and starr were boyfriend and girlfriend . cole : right -- `` were . `` matthew : what happened ? cole : it 's complicated . matthew : screwed up , huh ? cole : oh . uh , yeah -- bigtime . matthew : well , did you at least say you were sorry ? cole : oh , yeah . matthew : well , i 'm really close with starr . if you want , i can give you some props and give her a little call and tell her what she 's missing and how cool you are . cole : really ? well , thanks . [ phone rings ] nora : hey . how 's he doing ? how 's things going ? matthew : kind of rough . nora : well , he 's very lucky to have a friend like you to help him through it . matthew : thanks , mom . nora : come here , you . oh . cole : hey , i -- i was just thinking about you . starr : i guess we should talk . [ scene_break ] john : so what 'd you do when you saw truman assaulting blair ? marty : rape . he was going to rape her . john : what 'd you do when you saw truman about to rape blair ? marty : i confronted him . stop it ! spencer , get the hell off of her ! spencer : you should not be interrupting a bride and groom on their wedding night . [ marty pants ] spencer : come here ! marty : no ! he hit me and he told me that i had to get out , that i was upsetting blair . john : so what 'd you do then ? marty : i knew i had to stop him . so i -- i looked around for something and i -- i saw the scissors and i grabbed them . and i ran towards him and i raised them above my head and brought them down as hard as i could ! marty : and that 's -- that 's when i did it . [ scene_break ] nash : oh . i 'll take it from here , jeanie . thank you very much . jeanie : whatever you say . nash : huh ? jessica : jeanie ? nash : yeah . she 's your driver . jessica : yeah -- um -- nash : here . jessica : oh , i 'm not even going to ask what the raincoat 's for . nash : do n't bother , you 'll find out in a moment . jessica : oh -- nash : here you go -- a hat . got to have your hat . jessica : ok . nash : coat . jessica : oh , thank you . nash : sit back . jessica : thank you . nash : ok , you ready ? jessica : i think so . nash : close your eyes . and i 'll show you a big surprise . i give you , absolute love of my life , the ultimate in conventional honeymoons . i give you -- [ waterfall plays ] nash : niagara falls . huh ? huh ? whoo ! jessica : oh , my goodness ! oh , wow . nash : and wait , wait , wait . jessica : oh , oh , oh . nash : i give you the maid of the mist . jessica : do n't -- do n't you dare ! stop it . stop it ! stop it . stop it ! i never took you for a niagara falls type of guy . nash : you do n't like it ? ok . close your eyes . close your eyes . [ waterfall stops ] nash : i give you -- [ waterfall plays ] nash : victoria falls . it 's probably a little bit louder , but equally wet ! jessica : oh , no ! stop it . stop it , stop it . oh ! nash : all right . huh ? what do you say ? conventional enough ? jessica : perfect . [ scene_break ] bo : i never , ever meant any -- to do anything that would ever hurt you . ok ? look , how can i fix it ? paige : oh , god , there 's nothing to fix . you are great . matthew is great . i 'm not . bo : oh , no , no . no , i 'm not going to buy that . listen , i 'm not some great guy . i 'm not . i 'm to be in love with you . paige : and i am broken . when hugh died , a piece of me died , too , bo . you know what that 's like . bo : i know , i know . honey , you 've got to keep moving , ok ? paige : oh , that 's the problem . i -- i ca n't move . bo : all right , then listen . hey , i 'll carry you . paige : i 'll just break your back . and when you put me down , i 'm going to be in the exact same place . bo : i do n't want you to go through this alone , ok ? i do n't want you to do that . i do n't want you to leave . paige : i do n't want to leave . but , bo , i am drowning , and i do n't want to pull you and matthew down with me . bo : this is n't any good , paige . paige : i know . it hurts . i 'm hurting you , i 'm hurting matthew . but i just -- i do n't see any other way to do this . you know that you ca n't get me through this grief . i wish you could . but i have to do this on my own . [ scene_break ] talia : ok , if you guys can hang out here , i 'm going to get someone to take your statements . rex : where 's tate ? talia : at the hospital , under guard . they 'll be bringing him here as soon as he 's treated . vincent : can you tell us how this statement thing goes ? can we make the process a little faster ? you know , i think i speak for all of us here when i say i do n't want to be hanging around a police station all night . talia : i 'll get someone over here as quickly as possible . adriana : as soon as we get out of here , i 'm going to call cristian and antonio and tell them what happened . vincent : and shaun . layla : and evangeline -- have to tell her that it 's over . vincent : you know , i pulled that son of a bitch up . i had his sweaty hands right inside mine . i should have let him die . i should have . layla : no , vincent . that 's not who you are . rex : all that matters is that it 's over . [ scene_break ] cole : yeah , so talking is good . so is listening . they 're -- they 're both good . starr : i could call you later if you 're busy . cole : well , you know me . i -- oh , i always have stuff going on . except for now . so i guess i do n't always have something going on , especially now . starr : does that mean you do want to talk ? cole : yeah , yeah , of course i do . actually , i never thought we 'd get a chance to . starr : they found my dad . cole : really ? is he -- starr : yeah , no , he 's -- he 's fine . actually , he 's the same as he was before , so i would steer clear of him if i were you , you know , just to be safe . cole : all right , thanks for the heads - up . yeah , i 'm glad to hear that he 's back . starr : yeah , well , he would n't be back if it was n't for you , so thanks . [ scene_break ] blair : she 's on the phone . todd : it better not be with cole . blair : you should rest . todd : we got to set some boundaries for her . blair : i think that 's what we 've been doing , todd . you know , it has n't really worked . i think we need to figure out a new strategy to guide her . todd : all right , let 's hear your brilliant plan . blair : guide her . less control and more guidance . todd : does that mean that you are -- you are bugling retreat here ? blair : if you had n't noticed , she 's not a little girl anymore . she 's growing up to be a beautiful young woman . a woman that 's fearless , headstrong -- a lot like her daddy . todd : or like her mother . blair : maybe . but she just told us like it is , and i know why . todd : why , o wise one ? blair : because she 's not over the boy . todd : how do you know ? blair : i know the signs . [ scene_break ] john : how do you know you did it ? marty : i just -- i know . i did it , i killed him . john : do you actually remember stabbing him ? think about it before you speak . you saw the scissors there . you picked them up , and then what ? marty : i raised them above my head and i brought them down as hard as possible ! john : you do n't remember really doing it , do you ? think . there 's more to this . you know it , and i know it . marty : no , you have refused to admit from the beginning that i did it , ok ? there 's not going to be some fairy - tale ending to this . [ scene_break ] talia : i 'm so sorry to interrupt , but we got tate harmon . [ scene_break ] rex : cup of joe ? adriana : thanks , but i think i have enough adrenaline running through me to keep me going for a while . rex : yeah , it scared me , too -- what you did , or what you were about to do . adriana : i 'm so sorry , rex . you were right about everything . you were right that we should 've come to bo . rex : the ending was good . that 's all i care about . adriana : if talia had come a minute later -- rex : hey , she did n't , so let it go . adriana : i should 've trusted you . rex : all that matters to me is how i feel about -- adriana : you know what , rex ? can we not talk about us tonight ? can we just put a night between this ? talk when we have clearer heads ? rex : sure . [ scene_break ] tate : hold on a second , pepe . i want to say something to vincent . officer : make it quick . tate : about what you did -- when i get the first chance , i 'm going to take me a hot shower and wash off the filth from where you touched me . bo : no , no ! vincent -- vincent ! vincent : let me go ! let me go ! let me go ! bo : get that piece of trash out of here now ! lock him up ! tate : trash ? that 's the trash ! vincent : all right , that 's -- bo : ok , all of y to see you in my office , now , please . talia : go . bo : vincent ? my office . [ scene_break ] john : we ca n't base a case on your sketchy memory and a serious lack of evidence putting you at the scene . marty : no , spencer was going to rape blair , and i stopped him . i had mean , motive , and opportunity -- end of story ! john : how many times did you stab him ? hmm ? for that matter , how much blood was there ? what 'd you do with the blood that was on your clothes ? how come you did n't track any blood into the other room ? how come it was so easy for you afterwards to go about your business ? how did you see cole afterwards and not mention it to him ? mention anything ? tell me . answer any of these questions . that 's all you got to do . just answer those questions . marty : i ca n't , i ca n't ! john : yes , you can . think . marty : why do n't you just leave me alone , please ? john : i 'm not going to leave you alone . answer the question . hey , listen to me . do n't you give up , all right ? i 'm not going to give up . do n't you give up . [ scene_break ] nora : why do n't you and cole go to the club tomorrow ? you know , sit in the sun , go for a swim . you could invite a friend . cole could invite starr . matthew : cole and starr need some space right now . nora : `` space `` ? matthew : it 's complicated . nora : oh , ok . yeah . you know , believe it or not , i was once a young girl myself . girls like a little conversation . you know , they like a little `` how are you ? `` `` are you doing ok ? `` that kind of thing , you know ? trust me , one thing they do n't like -- silence . just does n't work . deal . matthew : i 'm trying to shuffle them . cole : i did n't do anything . that 's the problem . starr : if you would n't have turned miles in , who knows what he could have done to dad ? and i have him back now , thanks to you . cole : yeah , well , i just wish i would have done it sooner . starr : you do n't have to say that anymore . i understand why you did it . cole : thanks . starr : i got to go . take care . cole : yeah , you , too . matthew : how 'd it go ? cole : ok , i guess . [ scene_break ] todd : i guess you had a hell of a time looking for me , huh ? blair : you kidding me ? slums , freaks , crazy adoption agencies -- it was just a walk in the park . but i was n't going to give up on you , todd . todd : and i 'm glad you did n't . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] singer : it 's easier to fall and harder to stand singer : it 's easier to cry and harder to laugh singer : i do n't know how i do n't know why but you 're the light on my shoulder when i 'm tired it 's easier to run and harder to be still singer : it 's easier to think and harder to feel singer : i do n't know how i do n't know why but you 're the light on my shoulder when i 'm tired ooh - hoo hoo hoo - ooh - ooh [ next_on ] sarah : oh , my god . look . jessica : antonio does n't know that we 're married yet , does he ? starr : do you think i should forgive cole ? adriana : i do n't know if rex and i are strong enough to get past what we did to each other . marty : am i under arrest ?
nash comes into jessica 's room and lies to her that she is going home . she calls him a `` liar . `` blair helps todd back into bed . cole moves into asa 's mansion with nora and matthew . marty remembers what she had been covering up . talia forces adriana to say that she was n't worthy to live . talia comes in and shoots tate . paige tells bo that she is leaving town for bo 's and matthew 's own good . tate is rushed to the hospital . layla , adriana , rex , and vincent are brought into the police station to give their statements . nash surprises jessica with a pretend honeymoon to niagara falls in the hospital . nash informs jessica that her uncle todd is back . starr tells todd that she and cole were in a musical together in school . with her mother 's encouragement , starr admits to her dad that she and cole are back together .
nate : mom , do n't worry . they 're taking great care of me . no , i have n't been kidnapped . this time i went willingly . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , a baked good , thank you . téa : you 're welcome . you 've got to keep your strength up . there are a lot of items on my bucket list today . todd : what i really need is coffee . téa : no , what you really needed was a good night 's sleep . todd : i 'm not gon na close my eyes with hormones with legs there . i 'd be in dani 's room faster than you can say unprotected sex . i 'm too young to be grandpa again . [ scene_break ] hannah : this is n't right . i did n't push marty saybrooke , and i 'm not crazy . i should n't be here . somebody get me out of here . [ scene_break ] starr : hey . cole : look , i do n't want to talk about hannah , ok ? starr : i know . she 's not my favorite person to talk about , either , but she 's still a big part of your trial . cole : how ? i mean , she 's at st. ann 's . starr : yeah , for now . and she may not be able to testify , but she 's still going to bring up her confession . cole : i said i do n't want to talk about it , okay ? i 'm sorry . starr : you know what ? every time hannah 's name is mentioned , we always end up having a fight about it . why do n't we just clear the air ? cole : i do n't know what you want me to say . i mean , she had some kind of , like , breakdown or whatever , and -- i mean -- what more do you want me to say ? starr : that 's what i 'm talking about . it 's like you 're still defending her . she pushed your mom down a flight of stairs . she blamed it on my dad , which got you so upset that you almost killed him . you are facing criminal charges because of her . you should be furious ! cole : whatever happened ... was n't because of hannah . it was all on me . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] kelly : balsom ? kelly cramer . open the damn door . [ knocking on door ] kelly : balsom ! do i need to get security ? [ knocking on door ] [ scene_break ] eli : yes , hi . i left a package at the front desk for rex balsom . i was wondering if i could have that delivered to his room , please . thank you . i appreciate it . [ door opens ] eli : mm - hmm . oh , there is my gorgeous fiancée . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] nate : you see pictures of new york city , it 's just buildings . this is ... it 's beautiful . dani : yeah . and my mom grew up here . nate : makes sense your dad would want to fly her up last night . he was taking her home . and i was lucky enough to come along for the ride . i mean , llanview 's a nice town , but this is the big time . dani : i do n't know about big time . nate : flying in a private jet , staying in a 5-star hotel . i had no idea your dad could be that nice . and i do n't mean to sound ungrateful -- dani : no , no , i know what you mean . i mean , i 'm surprised , too , but even his enemies say he can be really generous . nate : he saved my life . i would n't be here if he had n't stepped up . i owe him one . todd : hey . do n't touch her again . you keep your hands off of her . téa : todd . todd : well , he 's here on my dime ... téa : yes , but this is my day , okay ? rule number one . no freaking out and acting like a maniac . rule number two , everyone holds hands . [ scene_break ] starr : she manipulated you , cole . she was trying to break us up . she admitted it . you ca n't keep blaming yourself . [ sighs ] she dragged you off to another state , she almost had your bail revoked , and she convinced you that i was cheating on you . that girl is a menace . cole : it 's not all her fault , okay ? starr : and you ca n't keep blaming yourself , okay ? cole : because i feel guilty , okay ? starr : what -- you feel guilty for believing her ? john believed her , too , cole . you ca n't blame yourself for this forever . she 's a con artist , okay ? cole : sorry . starr : she 's a con artist , cole . that 's just what she does . cole : that 's -- starr . starr : what ? cole : starr , look at me . when we were in delaware and ... and i thought that you had slept with james ... i almost slept with hannah . cole remembers : you do n't belong here . hannah : i -- i had a breakdown . i -- i pushed your mom . cole : no , i do n't believe that . here -- sit . hannah : i -- i attacked ford . ask him . he saw me . cole : i do n't believe anything that ford says . why are you lying to me ? you could spend years here or in prison . hannah : it 's worth it . cole : well , okay , what -- what 's so important that you would give up years of your life ? hannah : you . i had to lie . it was the only way i could save you . cole : from what ? hannah : eli . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] blair : something i can do for you ? eli : i was hoping to have some breakfast , but i 'm guessing that 's not in the cards . you want to tell me what i did ? blair : i do n't have a clue . you lied about where you were last night . anything else you 're lying about ? [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] kelly : rex , come on . i flew all the way up here . the least you can do is open the door . [ thud ] kelly : rex ? you okay ? rex , you open up this door or i swear that fee you negotiated will be history . [ door rattling ] [ rex gasping ] kelly : what the hell happened to you ? [ scene_break ] nate : `` designed by rosario candela , this majestic building is sheathed in limestone and dominates its site . `` dani : you can say that again . but they 're all pretty big , so what makes this one so special ? why is it on the list ? téa : it 's where i grew up . dani : seriously ? téa : yeah . i lived here with my dad until i went off to college . nate : halloween must 've been a blast . all those swanky apartments . todd : well , they did n't go door to door trick - or - treating , you idiot . téa : actually , we did go door to door trick - or - treating . dani : let 's go see your apartment , mom . téa : no , mija , there 's strangers living there now . dani : oh , come on . i 'm sure they 'd think it was cute . showing your daughter the glamorous suite where you grew up . téa : it was n't glamorous and it was n't a suite . we lived in a one - bedroom in the basement . my father slept in the living room . we were n't rich , honey . the only reason we lived here was that my father was the super . [ scene_break ] eli : listen , why do n't we go talk about this over a nice glass of iced tea out by the pool ? what do you say ? blair : i have nothing to say to you , except you are a lying dog , elijah clarke , just like all the other men in my life . eli : says who ? blair : says me ! where were you last night , and do n't tell me you were home because i went over to your room to surprise you , and you were n't there . [ scene_break ] rex : sorry -- i must 've dozed off . what time is it ? kelly : it 's time to get dressed . it 's after 9 : 00 . rex : what 're you doing here so late ? kelly : 9 : 00 in the morning , rex . rex : wait -- it 's tomorrow ? kelly : and i 'm not paying you for yesterday -- or today , if you do n't get your act together . do you know i called you 10 times ? you never picked up . you never returned any phone calls . finally i got worried and i flew up here . and what do i find ? you , passed out from partying all night . rex : no , no , i was working . kelly : oh . so you met with your contact from the hall of records ? the guy that you talked to about our 3 bennett thompsons ? rex : i 'm trying to remember . so i have a p.i . who ca n't remember if he even talked to his own contact ? that 's great . i am paying you to find the man who killed my mother . rex : i 'm doing it , okay ? i 'm here . now , i -- i called my contact . we set up a meeting . i ordered room service . i was sitting here going over the file . i was having my dinner . kelly : and ? ! rex : that 's all i remember . [ scene_break ] hannah : i know . i would n't believe me , either . i 've been doing nothing but lie to you for the past few months . cole : why would eli clarke wan na hurt my mom ? hannah : i do n't know . i mean , maybe it has nothing to do with your mom . who knows why he attacked ford , but he did . he admitted it to me . cole : okay , so he said that he attacked ford . hannah : he must 've pressured ford into naming me , just like he pressured me into confessing and having a fake breakdown . cole : and he threatened to hurt me . hannah : to kill you if i did n't do what he said . i knew he 's do it . cole , he 's dangerous , and not just because he 's violent . i mean , he 's cold . you ca n't reach him . if anything ever happened to you , i could n't live with myself . i mean , i 'd rather spend the rest of my life in jail . i just really want you to believe me -- not because of me and you -- i mean , i obviously still care about you , but i just want you to promise me that you wo n't trust eli , that you wo n't let him come anywhere near you or your family . cole : i promise . hannah : so you believe me ? cole : by the time i 'm done everyone will know . [ scene_break ] starr : what do you mean you almost slept with her ? cole : i stopped myself . nothing happened . starr : something must have happened . you do n't go from `` hi , how are you doing ? `` to almost sleeping with someone . cole : the -- the point is -- starr : did you kiss her ? did you kiss her ? cole : yes . starr : what else ? cole : look , nothing . i stopped her . starr : what else ! did she take off your clothes ? did you take off her clothes ? cole : starr -- starr : what ? cole : yes . yes . yes . yes . starr : oh , no , no , no . how could you do that to me ? how ? how could you do that to us ? [ scene_break ] dani : i do n't get it . i thought that you -- you grew up in a penthouse with , like , servants and a limo to take you to school . téa : i did n't want you to know the truth . i was ashamed of growing up poor . i was ashamed that my father wore a uniform and mopped the floor . it took me a long time to get over that . here -- sit down . the truth is that my dad sacrificed everything for me . he sacrificed everything so i could live somewhere where it was safe and clean , across from a beautiful park . it was a wonderful life for me until i grew up , and i saw all the other little girls in their plaid skirts go off to private school and go to their houses in the country on the weekends . and my dad knew how badly i wanted to be like those other little girls . so he spoke to a tenant in our building , and she helped me get a scholarship . and off i went in my plaid little skirt to private school , and i got a great education , the best education . but that was n't enough for me . oh , no . i wanted to be just like them . and i tried . i -- ha ha ha . i went to their parties . i even dated a stupid lacrosse player . but i never dared bring anyone home . and if i saw my father when i was with them ? i pretended i did n't know who he was . lo siento , papi . can you imagine that ? your own daughter pretending that you do n't exist . he never said a word . and neither did i , until it was too late . nate , i 'm just -- i was telling dani that i never really appreciated my dad the way i should 've . nate : i -- i bet your mom did n't let you get off so easy . téa : actually , my mom died when i was very young . nate : i -- i 'm so sorry . téa : oh , do n't worry about it . come on . come on . we got a -- a long bucket list to get through today . let 's go . come on . todd : how 's that foot taste ? [ scene_break ] starr : what ? you 're not gon na say anything ? cole : i 'm sorry -- starr : that 's all that happened ? that 's really all that happened ? cole : starr , starr -- starr : i hate you ! i hate you . cole : no , you do n't . starr : yes , i do . i hate you so much . yes . how could you do that to me ? cole : look , i -- i 'm sorry . i -- i was n't thinking . i was confused . starr , i love you . starr : you do n't love me . cole : yes , i do . yes , i do . starr : no , you do n't . cole : starr , wh - when i thought that you had slept with james , i almost went crazy . starr : are you kidding me ? this is my fault now ? cole : i 'm not saying that . starr : yes , you are ! cole : no , i 'm not . look , i -- i just -- i -- i -- look , i just -- i could n't think straight , okay ? i 'm just saying . i was confused . you left me . starr : to protect you . cole : well , how was i supposed to know that ? i mean -- i saw a condom wrapper . i mean , i -- i was confused . i thought that you had slept with james . i was just trying to get back at you . starr : get back at me ? getting back at me was almost sleeping with hannah ! cole : i 'm so sorry . starr : do you have feelings for hannah ? [ scene_break ] hannah : so you do n't hate me ? cole : you lied to protect me . i get it . but it 's not going to stop eli . hannah : but he promised me that if i did n't say anything -- cole : he -- he promised you ? eli clarke ? the one who pushed my mom down the stairs ? the one who attacked ford ? hannah : what was i supposed to do ? he was gon na kill you . cole : okay . all right . so ... you bought us a little time . but now it 's time to turn the tables . hannah : how ? i 'm locked up in this mental institution and i 'm all alone . cole : no , you 're not . hannah : you 'd help me ? cole : you saved my life . i 'm just returning the favor . hannah : cole , you have no idea how much that means to me , but -- but what can we do with me stuck in here ? cole : what are you talking about . you 're hannah o'connor . you can scheme your way out of anything . [ scene_break ] eli : so i 'm guilty until proven innocent ? blair : i have wasted too much time on men like todd to go down that road again , elijah . eli : blair , it is really unfair when you compare me to todd . blair : you 're both liars . eli : that is not true . blair : did you or did you not lie to me about where you were last night ? eli : did it or did it not ever occur to you that i did n't want you to know where i was last night for a very good reason ? blair : yeah , what reason ? eli : i really wanted it to be a secret , blair . blair : i do n't want secrets , elijah . i thought you understood that . look , i 'm sorry that this is not gon na work out , but i can not be with a man who continues to lie to me . eli : well , you 're not gon na find anyone better . [ scene_break ] rex : this does n't make any sense . why would my contact not show ? kelly : well , you were passed out . maybe you did n't hear him . rex : passed out ? from one diet root beer ? no . besides , he needed the money . he would n't have given up so easily . kelly : well , then call him back , rex , and set up another meeting . do i have to think of everything ? rex : maybe he left a message . [ sighs ] you ... you ... you ... gigi called , left me a message and a text . okay , now that 's weird . i got bored on the plane . i recorded new ring tones for everyone . rex on phone : baby mama calling . rex : i always pick up when she calls . kelly : good . i 'm glad you have your priorities straight . rex : that 's my point -- i would 've picked up if it was you , too . rex on phone : bank of kelly . bank of kelly . kelly : touching . rex : you 're a client . i would 've picked up -- or at least called you back . [ telephone ringing ] [ ringing ] rex : yeah ? send it up . somebody left me a package last night . kelly : let me guess -- your contact ? rex : uh , i 'm gon na be checking out soon . could you send up a copy of last night 's room service bill ? no , i did n't sign for it . wait , are you saying that somebody else signed my name to my room service bill ? no , do n't do that . kelly : aah ! rex : let go . kelly : ow ! excuse me ? rex : bad chips . kelly : really ? bad chips ? rex : i could n't take the chance . kelly : i get up the crack of dawn , catch the first flight here , skip breakfast because i was worried that bennett thompson was going to murder you . rex : the salsa , it 's got ta be . kelly : i 'm hungry ! i want a stupid chip that i am probably paying for , and you 're bogarting the salsa ? rex : bennett thompson was here last night . kelly : where ? where , in your dreams ? rex : he drugged the salsa ! who knows what else he did ? [ scene_break ] eli : hey ... listen , blair , i am sorry i came on so strong , but i know what you went through with todd . whenever you put me in the same category as him , that makes me ... just go a little crazy . all right ? i love you . i would go to the ends of the earth for you , blair . i need you to know that . blair : why did you lie to me ? eli : you really want to know ? blair : yes , i really want to know . eli : even though you 're going to kick yourself when you find out ? fine , all right . just do n't blame me for spoiling the surprise . last night , i was on a plane to new york city . blair : why new york ? eli : i had some arrangements to make for our future . blair : what arrangements ? eli : this kind . [ scene_break ] nate : are you mad at me ? dani : for what ? nate : for that stupid thing i said to your mom ? dani : no , no , no . you did n't know . i mean , look at me , begging my mom for her to show me the glamorous apartment where she grew up . and my mom does n't tell anyone anything if she can help it . i 'm going to be finding out stuff about her for the rest of my life . because believe me , she 's taking her secrets with her . nate : so maybe you should make your own list . [ scene_break ] todd : so why did you never tell dani the truth about how you grew up ? téa : have you told starr and the boys about peter manning ? todd : hmm . téa : i was too ashamed of how i treated my father . i did n't want her knowing what a small - minded , envious snob her mother was . todd : `` was `` ? no , you 've changed . you married me . what kind of a snob would do that ? téa : good point . i bet cole 's trial starts soon . todd : yeah . i wish i was there seeing him twist in the wind . but like you , i 've changed , and i have new priorities . it 's your bucket list time . téa : you know , he could go to prison for a really long time . todd : yes , he could . you do the crime , you do the time . téa : i bet you could stop the trial , get the charges thrown out . todd : yes , i could , but why would i ? téa : because it 's on my bucket list . [ scene_break ] cole : how could i have feelings for someone who almost destroyed my life ? starr : because for some reason , you still feel sorry for her . cole : no , that 's -- starr : she dragged you off to delaware , thinking that she could get with you , and she was right . all she had to do is give you one reason , and you did it ! cole : that 's not how it was . all right , you disappeared , you told me you needed some time . starr : i was lying to protect you . cole : how was i supposed to know that ? all right , i found your diploma , a condom wrapper . i mean , you 're upset about me kissing hannah . i mean , what do you think i felt about you ... having sex with james ? i mean ... starr : how did we get to this point ? you were off with hannah ? cole : and you were off with james . starr : what about us ? cole , we used to be a team . cole : we 're still a team . starr : then why do i still feel like you 're on her side ? cole : because what happened was n't just about hannah . it affected you , me , my mom , john , and ... i just want to figure out what happened . starr : i know what happened . hannah confessed . what ? you do n't believe her ? [ scene_break ] hannah : cole , you believing in me means everything , but i 'm locked up in a secure wing of a mental hospital . i ca n't even walk down the hall , let alone bust out of here . cole : you 're a persuasive girl . i have faith in you . and once you get out , we 'll team up and put eli behind bars . hannah : and then what ? cole : who knows ? man : ms. o'connor ? where would you like this ? hannah : uh ... um , over there . orderly : is there anything else that you need ? hannah : um ... actually , there is . but call me hannah . [ scene_break ] kelly : you think your food was drugged ? i mean , maybe you 're just a heavy sleeper . rex : only i 'm not . no p.i . worth his salt is . okay ? but it does n't really matter , because according to the front desk , i signed for my meal last night , but i know i did n't , because i found my meal outside . kelly : and the bellhop ? rex : no bellhop , no bill , just my burger , which , if you 'll notice , has hardly been touched . kelly : you were n't hungry ? rex : i 'm always hungry . shane says i 'm a charter member of the clean plate club . there 's no way i would have taken two bites and conked out . kelly : unless bennett thompson drugged your salsa . rex : kelly , i am here because i believe you when you told me that somebody killed your mother , and then that same person followed rodney to your office at `` the sun `` and killed him , too . i believed you , even though in both cases , the medical examiner said the cause of death was heart attack . now , i trusted your instincts . you have to trust mine , okay ? bennett thompson is a clever guy . if he 's smart enough to make melinda and rodney 's death look like a heart attack , what 's to stop him from spiking my salsa ? kelly : okay , so if his point was to put you out of commission -- rex : so that i would miss my meeting with my contact , whose name is glen ... kelly : but glen left a package at the front desk . if this bennett thompson is so clever , why did n't he intercept your package ? rex : who says he did n't ? [ scene_break ] blair : oh . eli : what do you think ? blair : wait till dorian sees this . [ chuckles ] eli : dorian ? blair : yes . she is a connoisseur of engagement rings , and this one 's beautiful . eli : good . so you 're pleased , even though you did n't help pick it out ? blair : i love it . and i love you . mmm . i just do n't know why you had to lie to me about where you were . eli : what can i say ? i 'm a hopeless romantic . i had this whole lunch planned with flowers and music and -- blair : well , see , all i could do was picture you with some wicked redhead , you know . eli : oh , never . not when i have the most beautiful , charming , jealous blon -- ah -- who i hope has enough money to afford my medical bills . that hurt . blair : you after my money , counselor ? eli : i 'm after you . [ scene_break ] orderly : sorry , i 'm supposed to meet somebody after my shift 's over . hannah : your girlfriend ? orderly : no . you should eat those eggs before they get cold . hannah : i 'm sorry . do you have a tissue ? it just gets so lonely in here . orderly : um , maybe -- maybe you can talk to your doctor about that ? hannah : no . he does n't care . he just wants to put me on drugs , but ... [ sighs ] you would n't understand that . you 've got your girlfriend texting you . orderly : oh , no , i do n't have a girlfriend . hannah : you do n't ? why ? i mean , you 're responsible , you have a job . orderly : um , girls do n't really care about stuff like that . hannah : i would . it 's important to know that your guy can take care of himself . orderly : yeah , you would think . hannah : so you do n't have anyone to talk to , either ? sit . orderly : oh , uh , we 're not allowed . hannah : to talk ? orderly : maybe for a minute ? [ sighs ] hannah : see ? that 's not so bad . [ scene_break ] starr : do n't you dare tell me that you still believe that she 's innocent . cole : of course not . i know that hannah did n't see your dad push my mom down the stairs . i know that he had nothing to do with it . starr : good . can i get that in writing ? cole : but what about the rest of it ? about pushing my mom and attacking ford ? starr : she confessed . cole : but why ? i mean , the cops could n't prove that she had assaulted my mom . and the ford thing -- i mean , he had hurt her , but she moved on . starr : do you know who she moved on to ? she moved on to you . cole : starr , i swear to you , nothing happened . i mean , i know how bad it feels , even just thinking about you with james . it 's -- it 's like the ground was dropping out from under me . starr , look , i lost my mind for a minute . but then , i got my head straight and i stopped it . i do n't want her . you have to believe me . starr , look at me . you and hope ... you 're my world . please tell me -- tell me that you believe me . starr : i know that you love us . cole : so you forgive me ? starr : we have to go to court . [ scene_break ] todd : somehow , i doubt that saving cole from prison is on your bucket list . téa : it is now . todd : no , no , that 's not fair . no last - minute additions to the bucket list . téa : all i have are last minutes . todd : that 's dirty pool . téa : todd , you are uniquely qualified to grant this wish . todd : listen , even if i drop the charges , or i refuse to press them , the state would still go after him . téa : the state has no case if you refuse to cooperate . todd : but this has nothing to do with you . i do n't get it . téa : i beg to differ . cole is hope 's father . hope is dani 's niece . okay ? todd : ugh . give me a break . téa : no , no , no ! do you really want your grandchild growing up knowing that her father is in jail because her grandfather was too stubborn to do the right thing ? todd : well , since when is cutting criminals loose the right thing ? téa : do you really want to ask that question ? todd : i paid for every little thing i 've done . téa : yeah . and so have your children . look , i 'm not saying you are n't right . you were beaten , you were accused , you were thrown in jail . but starr stuck by you through all of that . you owe her one . [ scene_break ] dani : what kind of list ? nate : of everything you want to know about . so she can tell you and we can tape it . we can watch it whenever you want . it 'll be like a little mini doc of your mom 's life . you know , a memoir . or not . dani : no , no , no . it 's a really great idea . todd : ah , ah , ah , ah , ah . say good - bye . nate : sorry , sir . todd : it 's time to go . dani : wait -- what do you mean ? where are we going ? todd : no , no , you 're going to stay here with your mom and lover boy and i are headed home . dani : do n't call him that . oh , and we 're allowed to kiss . todd : oh , yeah ? says who ? téa : me . and this is n't punishment . todd has something to do in llanview . todd : and you guys need some girl time alone , anyway . nate : your dad 's right . todd : do n't suck up ! téa : hey ! shut it , todd ! [ todd sighs ] nate : i really appreciate being able to spend time with you , ms. delgado . téa : i feel the same way , nate . nate : thank you , sir , for -- todd : yeah , save it for the plane , ok ? dani : you better be nice to him . todd : yeah . nate : i 'll see you soon ? dani : yeah . téa : come here . kiss me , you fool . todd : well , i 'll see you later . do n't wear her out . come on . you and i have some ground rules to discuss , okay ? [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] dani : this is gorgeous . téa : [ chuckles ] i used to come here with my mom when i was real little . it 's one of my only memories of being with my mom ... and one of my favorites . she used to bring a penny for each of us , and we 'd make a wish . you want to ? all right . okay . she used to say , `` close your eyes '' ... close your eyes . dani : oh . téa : `` and think about what you 'd wish for if you knew that it would come true . `` got it ? dani : yeah . téa : me , too . now open your eyes . dani : 1 , 2 , 3 . did any of your wishes ever come true ? téa : the most important one . [ scene_break ] blair : dorian , look at ... boy , can you pick 'em . hmm . [ scene_break ] rex : what if thompson drugged me and then waited for my contact to show ? glen does n't know what i look like . thompson could have met with him , taken the package ... kelly : and swiped everything that pointed to him . rex : exactly . kelly : so , what do we do ? rex : we go to the hall of records and hope that glen can tell us who bennett thompson really is . [ scene_break ] eli : good . you 're on time . sorry , if i may just have a quick word with my client , please ... starr : sure . i 'll be outside . eli : thanks . well , i just wanted to discuss our approach today , obviously , if we want to get these charges dropped . cole : any chance of that ? eli : one . i think i can get the judge to dismiss if you blame everything on hannah o'connor . [ scene_break ] hannah : thanks for listening . orderly : well , i did all the talking . hannah : well , all i know is that i feel much better . [ scene_break ] cole : i do n't want to drag hannah into this . she 's got enough problems . eli : i know , but she 's a troubled young woman , cole . and , unfortunately , the cause of your attack on todd manning . once we make that clear to the judge , i 'm sure he 'll vacate the charges . [ phone rings ] cole : excuse me . eli : sure . cole : hello ? hannah : cole , it 's me -- hannah . [ scene_break ] [ as starr sits by herself , todd approaches her and smiles ]
while stuck at st. anne 's after eli threatened her , hannah knows she has to contact cole . so she distracts a security guard to get his phone and calls him . meanwhile , cole is torn between starr telling him that hannah manipulated him , almost got his probation revoked , wanted to break them up , pushed his mom , tried to kill ford , and got todd falsely accused of pushing marty . but he somehow knows that hannah might not have done the crimes . eli represents him in court and tells him he can help him beat the charges if he blames hannah for everything . meanwhile , todd , tea , dani and nate all go to new york and tea shows them where she grew up . tea manages to persuade todd to drop the charges against cole . eli is up to no good after drugging rex . kelly finds rex who informs her he knows that bennett thompson has been there and drugged him in his hotel room . blair is at first suspicious of eli when she finds out he lied to her about where he was when they could not see each other . but he gives her an engagement ring and she warms up to him and forgives him .
[ previously_on ] nora : he knows . he knows . gabrielle 's in trouble . come on . we 're going on in . kevin : i 'm taking you to a little restaurant called prospero 's island . it 's in bermuda . viki : kevin is none of your business ! walker : oh , he 's my business , ever since he chose to sleep with blair . joey : i think i 've found jen and lindsay . jessica : you said mitch died from a blow to the head . i hit him with a pipe ! [ scene_break ] viki : jessie , you can tell me . you know you can , honey . whatever it is , it is really not worth tearing yourself up like this . jessica : did natalie say something to you ? viki : darling , you know what ? natalie loves you . but i do n't need natalie to tell me when there 's something wrong with you . honey , i 've known you all your life . jessica : well , obviously , you do n't . i 'm mitch 's daughter . viki : that does n't change who you are . you 're still the exact same smart , brilliant , loving , and moral young woman you always were . jessica : stop it . viki : baby , you 've been through a horrendous experience . jessica : that 's no excuse . viki : excuse for what , darling ? you 've done nothing to be ashamed of . you are such a good person . jessica : no , i 'm not . i killed him . i killed my father . [ scene_break ] starr : it 's starr manning . can you talk ? walker : sure . starr : i 'm not saying i trust you , because i do n't , but dad warned me about people like you . walker : your dad was a smart guy . starr : he still is . you were n't lying to me when you said he was alive , were you ? walker : i would n't lie to you , starr . starr : you better not , because my dad is coming back . walker : i bet he is , as soon as he can . starr : but i ca n't wait that long . listen , if you help me find him , i 'll make it worth your while . you know where i live . [ scene_break ] kevin : there we go . pilot : it 'll be a few more minutes until they let us on the runway , mr. buchanan . kevin : all right , thanks , harry . so , what do you think ? [ phone rings ] kevin : oh , hold on a second . yeah , hello . yeah , hold on a second . sorry , i got to take this . it 's the banner . blair : ok . kevin : all right , all right , yeah . blair : hey , it 's me . dorian : i just want to go on record . blair : look , i know what you 're going to say . dorian : i do n't care how newsworthy this thing is . i am telling you , you are crazy , ok , to go to bermuda with kevin -- especially in a dress like that . blair : we 're going to dinner . it 's a dinner dress , dorian . dorian : yeah ? and what 's on the menu ? blair , you are making a big mistake . blair : you know , i 'm sorry i even called . [ dial tone ] asa : just make sure blair stays out of town , at least till tomorrow . kevin : it 's already done . asa : well , she can be tricky . kevin : it 's handled . how 's everything on your end ? asa : all set . dorian : why , asa , what brings you here ? asa : dorian . i came here to make you an offer , one that you can not refuse . lindsay : we just have to get some rest . jen , we ca n't figure a way out of here if we 're too tired to think . jen : face it , mom . it 's hopeless . joey : you want problems ? well , i 'll give you some problems , problems like you 've never seen ! lindsay : did you hear that ? jen : what ? lindsay : i heard someone shouting . jen : mom , it 's an insane asylum . people shout all the time . [ scene_break ] bo : officer hanks . officer hanks here is with me . now , doctor , i am the commissioner of police in llanview . now , that should carry some weight with you , assuming that everything here is on the up and up . joey : you show me lindsay and jen now , or i swear i 'll rip this place apart ! dr. robinson : if you show me a search warrant , perhaps i 'll be of -- where are you going ? hey , where are you going ? stop him ! that is trespassing ! security ! bo : why ? are you trying to hide something ? dr. robinson : you do n't have a search warrant . bo : doctor , i do n't need a search warrant if i have reason to believe a crime is being committed . and if i did n't believe it before , i sure as hell believe it now . [ scene_break ] marcie : ok , guys . they 're all marked , so make sure you take the right one . officer : where 's my change ? marcie : well , you said it was for a tip . officer : ignore him , marcie . he 's just razzing you . marcie : you ! officer : oh , jerry had to take a call , so we have an extra coffee . marcie : ok . oh , ms. buchanan ? ms. buchanan , i have an extra coffee . you might want it . nora : no , thank you . where 's the commissioner ? marcie : he 's in the field . he left about an hour ago . [ phone rings ] nora : come on , gabrielle , answer . please answer . gabrielle : no ! troy : go ! gabrielle : troy , no ! where are you taking me ? no ! troy , no ! marcie : ms. buchanan -- nora : yeah . marcie : is there anything you need ? nora : no , no . i just -- i just -- i just need to talk to the commissioner . marcie : well , the sergeant said that he was away from his car , so you might want to try his cell phone . nora : thanks . thanks , marcie . marcie : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] joey : jen ! open this door right now ! bo : give me the key . dr. robinson : you do n't understand . i was given specific instructions -- bo : give me the key right now ! lindsay : bo ? joey : jen . lindsay : bo , thank god ! bo : lindsay . joey : thank god . bo : it 's ok . are you ok ? no ? joey : are you ok ? jen : i 'm so scared . my mom said you were going to come , but i did n't know . joey : i 'm here now , and you 're ok . i 'll never let you out of my sight again . bo : escort dr. robinson down to the station . dr. robinson : look , i did n't know who they were . you can ask maciver . he 's the one who signed the commitment papers . bo : wait a minute . dr . troy maciver ? dr. robinson : who ? bo : dr . troy maciver . dr. robinson : no . dr. colin maciver . bo : oh , you 've been taken for a ride , doctor . read him his rights in the c .. i 'll call you later as soon as i figure out what 's going on . lindsay : we did n't think that we were ever going to get out of here . jen : and then this guy came in and he was trying to kill us . bo : all right , do you feel like you 're up to answering any questions right now ? huh ? do you know how you ended up here ? lindsay : yes . troy . he wanted to get rid of us . jen : i made this tape . i made this tape of him and a whole bunch of different women , and he was acting all sleazy , and then he thought that i destroyed the tape , but i had another copy in my computer , and he went nuts . he just -- joey : could we do this another time ? bo : yeah . joey : i think we should get them out of here . bo : no , sure , go ahead , ok , but i need statements from you as soon as possible , all right ? [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . nora : bo , you need to come down to the station right away . bo : we found lindsay and jen . nora : what ? oh , that 's great . but , bo , you still need to come down here . it 's critical . bo : what 's going on ? nora : i 'll tell you all about it when you get down here . will you just -- just hurry , please . it 's about troy . [ scene_break ] asa : i am not leaving here , dorian , until you sell me the sun . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : i would love to help you out , but the sun 's not for sale . asa : well , honey , then we 're going to have a hostile takeover . look , dorian , i 'm in a very generous mood . it ai n't going to last . name your price . dorian : i would love to take your money , but the sun belongs to starr . the way todd set things up , viki and blair make all the business decisions until starr is 25 years old . asa : have you heard about power of attorney ? dorian : oh , asa ! trust me , you are not going to find viki or blair that easy to intimidate , and for that matter , neither is starr . [ scene_break ] starr : you ready to talk turkey ? walker : why not . ok , here 's the deal . i 'll help you find your dad if you help me keep kevin away from your mom . [ scene_break ] blair : so , why do you want to own two newspapers ? kevin : what ? blair : what 's the fun without a friendly competition , kevin ? kevin : well , when the competition looks like you . blair : uh - uh . kevin : i 'm serious . blair : do n't even change the subject . you do n't care about the newspaper . you just want to control the media . kevin : well , it worked for time - warner , g.e . , clearchannel -- blair : buchanan enterprises . kevin : control the media , control the country . blair : you running for office ? kevin : any reason why i should n't ? blair : no . why the big secret ? kevin : oh , everything in the right time . you know , right candidate , right office , right message . blair : where do you want to end up , governor ? kevin : no . that 's where i want to start . blair : you have always been ambitious . kevin : right back at you . blair : uh - uh . kevin : mm - hmm . blair : no , no . i have always been greedy . that 's a big difference . with you , it 's all about power , and you do not take hostages . well , at least not lately , anyway . kevin : i just do what i have to do . but you 're wrong about that . it 's not about power over . it 's about power to do things . you know ? make a difference . leave the place a little better than i found it . [ thunder ] kevin : hold on . yeah , harry , what 's going on with this storm ? right , ok . i got you . do the best you can , all right ? all right , look , it 's just some freak electrical storm . harry says we have a problem . we have to do an emergency landing , but it 's going to be fine , ok ? blair : god ! no ! kevin : buckle up . no , it 's ok . it 's ok . just buckle up . try to stay calm . blair : all right . kevin : he 's good . [ scene_break ] jessica : i went to the docks to meet someone , and when i got there , he was there , mitch was there , and he was just -- he was so out of control and -- and then i picked up this pipe , and i -- and i hit him , and -- and then i just ran away . and that 's how he died . viki : have you told this to anyone else ? jessica : antonio , but he does n't believe me . he thinks that i 'm hiding something . viki : i agree with him . jessica : why ? viki : why , darling ? because i do not believe that you would lie to the police to save yourself . i do n't think you would lie at all . jessica : well , maybe i 'm more of mitch 's daughter than everybody thought . viki : who did you go to the docks to meet , honey ? was it mitch ? i mean , you said he was so out of control . jessica : yeah . he just fell to pieces . viki : oh , jessie . baby , you 're protecting somebody . who is it ? jessica : no , i 'm not , mom . i told you already . viki : you do n't have to do this to yourself . you know that ? mitch is gone , and you 're still letting him control your life . jessica : mom , i ca n't . viki : yes . yes , you can , jessie . oh , my god . honey , you 've told me this much . you might just as well tell me the rest , and then you can take your life back . it 's not that hard . just tell me the truth . who are you protecting ? come on . jessica : walker . i 'm protecting walker . [ scene_break ] starr : why should i help you ? walker : maybe you hate kevin as much as i do . starr : i do n't like you , either . walker : well , we need to keep your mom free for when todd comes back . he is coming back . starr : you better not be double - crossing me . walker : no , i would n't dream of it . starr : ok , then what do you want me to do ? walker : all right . keep your eyes open . let me know if kevin makes a move . starr : so you mean be your spy ? that 's so easy . walker : is it a deal ? starr : i know why i do n't want kevin and my mom together , and i know why my dad does n't want them together , but why do you care ? [ scene_break ] dorian : good night . asa : dorian , think real hard about what i said . hey , sweetheart . starr : hey . dorian : hmm . and what brings you back here ? [ scene_break ] kevin : go ! go ! blair : i 'm going ! kevin : well , running helped . blair : well , nothing is going to help with this kind of rain , and -- kevin : oh , man . blair : what about your pilot ? i mean , he 's not going to be able to find help around here . maybe he should have come in here with us . kevin : no , no . no , he should n't have come in . he 'll find help . he saw two or three farms on the landing . blair : well , kevin , this certainly is n't bermuda . i 'm soaked . kevin : well , hold on here . look , there 's a blanket . take off your wet clothes and get yourself warm . what ? ok , look . i 'm a man of many talents , but curing pneumonia is n't one of them . put it on . blair : well , this is really convenient , is n't it , kevin ? what , an emergency landing , a thunderstorm , we 're stranded in -- kevin : north carolina ? blair : you set this whole thing up , did n't you ? kevin : oh , come on . [ scene_break ] marcie : jen , can i get you anything else ? jen : no , marcie , thank you . this is so great . joey : thanks , marcie . bo : nora , what 's going on ? nora : it 's about troy . i tried to get a confession out of him . bo : what ? that 's not your job . nora : please , just let me finish . i had a female wearing a wire . bo : undercover cop ? nora : no . a volunteer . a woman civilian . bo : oh -- does anybody in the department know about this ? nora : yes . sergeant davies set the whole thing up . we had half a dozen men around . i was in the van with the surveillance team . bo : so , what happened ? nora : i told her , this woman , not to be alone with him , to stay out in the open in public places , and i -- he must have -- he must have been on to her . bo : i mean , what happened ? nora : well , i 'm pretty sure she probably did n't want to arouse suspicion , so when he asked her back to his apartment , she -- she went . and we relocated , and we heard music come on , and i could n't hear anything else because the music was too loud , and that 's when i got this horrible feeling , and we rushed in there , but they were gone . they were gone , and the wire was just hanging there , and he must have found it on her , and -- bo : who are we -- nora : god , bo , if he hurts her -- bo : who are we talking about ? nora : gabrielle . bo : you sent gabrielle to maciver 's apartment as bait ? i mean , what were you thinking ? nora : we were right there , bo , and sergeant davies -- he had six men . bo : all right , i 'll deal with davies later , but of all people , you 've got to know what maciver 's capable of . nora : i did n't want her to be in that apartment . i told her not to be alone with him . bo : do n't blame her . nora : i 'm not -- ok , let 's just -- let 's just slow down , ok ? he 's not going to hurt her . i mean , he 's capable of a lot of things , troy , but he 's not a cold- blooded murderer . bo : what , are you sure ? are we sure ? i mean , he just locked up lindsay and jen in an asylum . he sent a serial killer in there after them . we think he killed claire baxter . nora : oh , god , bo , i 'm s -- i 'm so sorry . bo : no , sorry 's not going to get it done right now . i mean , if something happened to gabrielle -- yeah , i want search warrants for troy maciver 's loft and for any offices he may still have at the clinic and at the hospital . lindsay : so what 's going to happen to me now ? officer : i 'll have to see about transport . nora : i owe you an apology . [ scene_break ] joey : you sure rex is n't here ? jen : no . he 's at ultra violet . probably wo n't be back till about 4 : 00 in the morning , if he ever comes home at all . joey : tired ? jen : i 've never been so scared in my life . you know , it was so weird , because i kept telling people my name , and they just -- they would n't believe me . you know , i felt like maybe i am going crazy , you know ? that 's probably how my mom feels most of the time . joey : i do n't know what i 'd do if anything would 've happened to you . jen : i thought i 'd never see you again . if it had n't been for my mom , i think that guy really would have killed us . i mean , between him and dr. maciver -- joey : shh , hey , i 'm here now . jen : yeah , i never did trust dr. maciver . even when he was nice , he treated my mom like dirt . but i never thought he was dangerous . joey : bo will find troy , and in the meantime , he 's going to have cops coming by here around the clock . troy maciver is not going to get near you . jen : ok , but what about my mom ? ok , because she was about to get released , and now this jerk just ruined everything for her . joey : hey , nora is working on the theory that dr. maciver gave her some kind of drugs . she 's going to be re - evaluated . she 's going to recover . you have to have faith in that . jen : god , when i was in that asylum , i was just a total basket case . i do n't know what i would have done without my mom . you know , that crazy guy -- he came in there , she just -- she did n't even hesitate . she just jumped on him . she just -- she risked her life for me . she really loves me . joey : she does . jen : sometimes i really hate her , but i think that maybe that 's just because i love her so much , too , you know ? joey : yeah . jen : you saved our lives tonight . joey : that 's because i love you . [ scene_break ] walker : blair wants these proofed before they go to press . that starr really gave me the third degree out there . she 's unique . dorian : and more . walker : oh , i know that blair 's out with kevin . will you make sure she sees these when she returns ? dorian : she may not be returning . in fact , she may not come home at all . yes , they 've gone to dinner -- in bermuda . do n't even go there . i 've made it quite clear to her i think it 's a big mistake . walker : yeah , i 'm sure you did . well , i can take care of these myself . it 's nothing urgent . dorian : oh , it 's a lot more urgent than blair realizes . you see , kevin 's wife is on her way here as we speak . [ scene_break ] kevin : if i could arrange thunderstorms at will , i 'd run for sainthood , not senate , but thanks for the compliment . blair : that was a little paranoid , even for me . kevin : yeah . blair : hey . you are absolutely beautiful . you remind me of my horse back home , yeah . hey , are you scared of thunderstorms , too , huh ? kevin : she 's not afraid of thunderstorms . nothing to be scared of , is there , big fellow , huh ? no , nothing bad is going to happen out there . we 're just going to -- the storm 's going to pass , that 's right . yeah , the rain 's going to stop . we 're going to be running free by morning , are n't we ? do me a favor , would you ? tell blair that there 's nothing to worry about , huh ? show her how calm and cool you can be and the rain 's no big deal , and she might even smile a little bit . what do you think about that ? that - a - boy . blair : you are amazing sometimes , kevin . [ scene_break ] viki : walker ? why would you protect walker ? you barely know the man . jessica : he was trying to protect me . he did n't have to . i was the one that killed mitch . viki : did he make you do this ? jessica : no . no , no , no , of course he did n't . he -- when i arrived at the docks , he and mitch were fighting , and mitch was out of control . i thought he was going to kill him , so that 's when i hit him over the head . and i did n't know that he was dead , and i could n't move . i just stood there , i was frozen , and he just told me to run . viki : so walker poisoned mitch . jessica : yeah , he -- he did a lot of things . he did it so the police would get all messed up . he also saw lindsay at the docks , and he kind of made it look like she was guilty . viki : that 's horrible . jessica : no . no , he also made blair and dorian and himself look guilty , remember ? he thought that if he could just confuse the cops enough , they 'd never find out who did it . but it 's just -- the thing is , i -- i did n't think it would be so difficult watching everybody get arrested and questioned , and it was for something that i did . viki : and walker expected you to live with this for the rest of your life ? jessica : i thought that i could . viki : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] rex : honey , i 'm home . jen : i thought you were working . rex : oh , no kidding ? what about you ? jen stays out all night , hooks up with god knows who , and you come back for leftovers ? joey : you just shut the hell up . jen : joey , do n't . rex : oh , you got a real minister 's mouth , do n't you ? joey : get out of here , balsom . jen needs her rest . rex : why ? you wear her out ? i 'm not going anywhere . that would be abandonment . if i go , i can kiss this house good - bye . joey : do you have any idea what jen has been through ? rex : what 's he talking about , schnookums ? joey : she was kidnapped and held in a mental hospital . rex : what ? joey : yeah . she almost died tonight , as if you care . rex : my god , i 'm sorry . are you all right ? i had no idea . joey : yeah , of course you did n't . rex : shut up ! joey : balsom -- jen : hey , stop it ! both of you . joey , just go home right now , ok ? joey : no . rex : you heard my wife . jen : please . you 're not helping . joey : are you sure you 're going to be ok ? jen : yes . thanks to you . rex : can i get you something ? some food ? listen , i 'm really -- i 'm really sorry this happened , jen , ok ? somebody should have told me . jen : like you even care . you never even made it home and then you come home and joey tells you i was missing and you think i 'm just off with some random guy . rex : look , why wo n't you let me be nice to you ? jen : you just want to be nice to my bank account , that 's all . rex : you 're a lost cause . i 'm going back to work . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'll go to the police station with you , ok ? jessica : no . i have to go and talk to antonio first . i owe him to tell him what i 'm doing . anyways , maybe now that bo sees that he did n't steal the evidence , then -- viki : he 'll be reinstated . do n't worry . jessica : i love you , mom . viki : oh , and i love you [ scene_break ] walker : well , i guess my assumptions about kevin and his wife -- what is her name , anyway ? dorian : my niece ? kelly . walker : kelly . i guess they were wrong . i assumed they were separated . dorian : why do n't you assume it 's none of your business ? walker : well , i wonder how she 'll feel when she hears that her husband has whisked blair away to a tropical island . dorian : blair and kelly are very close . more like sisters , all right ? they trust each other . by the way , why have n't you ever married ? walker : maybe i was . how would you know ? dorian : oh . before you were hired , we did a very thorough background check . walker : oh , well , background checks do n't tell you everything . good night , dorian . [ scene_break ] kevin : well , i 'm glad you 're finally starting to see my good side . blair : well , i just meant it 's amazing how you calmed the horse down . kevin : well , i just gave him a little reassurance , that 's all . sometimes , that 's all you need -- to feel sure of yourself . blair : i 'm going to call dorian . i 'm sure she 's probably worried , and is n't there somebody you need to be calling ? kevin : oh , no , i 'm sure we 're going to be leaving in a minute . i 'm sure that harry probably found some help by now . blair : hmm , there 's no signal . maybe you should try kelly . i 'm sure she 's worried sick , you know . you probably have n't talked to her in a long time , and -- what 's going on , kevin ? kevin : nothing . i mean , you just said you ca n't get a signal , right ? blair : what 's going on with your marriage ? you know , i talked to kelly recently , and i asked her about you , and she just said , `` oh , everything 's fine , it 's great , it 's groovy . `` but , you know , i 'm not buying it . kevin : well , i do n't know . you know , maybe the problem 's with you two . blair : if you were cheating on kelly or if you would hurt her , i think i would know that . what happened ? did she do something to you ? is she seeing somebody ? come on , kevin . you can be honest with me , ok ? kevin : i do n't think i 've been honest with anyone in a long time . blair : well , start now . [ scene_break ] starr : so , i help walker out , and he helps me get my dad back . they do n't call me `` oh great one `` for nothing . matthew : i 'm not calling you that . starr : you will . so how 's your plan going ? did bo dump that stupid dumb english lady with the accent ? matthew : i 'm not good at lying . starr : you blew it ? you gave me up ? matthew : no , but i 'm not sure doing these things to people is such a good idea . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you owe me an apology ? nora : yes . i thought you were blackmailing troy to cover up mitch 's murder . lindsay : i did n't kill mitch . nora : i know you did n't . troy 's a lot sicker than we thought . he got fired from the hospital . lindsay : good . nora : we also think he may have given you some drug that caused a reaction that made you fail your evaluation . lindsay : you mean , when i -- when i felt like i was going crazy again ? nora : that 's right . and if i 'd believed you then -- lindsay : nobody believed me . nora : of course . well , we were wrong . i 'm really glad that you and jen are safe . do you have any idea where troy may be ? lindsay : no . nora : are you sure ? lindsay : why ? do you think that he 's after someone else ? nora , if you think that , you have to help them . troy 's got nothing left to lose . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] viki : how dare you put my daughter through that kind of a hell ! [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jen : hello ? joey : hey . i just called to make sure that you were really all right . jen : yeah , i 'm just tired , but i ca n't sleep . joey : is rex still there ? jen : he went back to the club . he was so concerned about me , he could n't wait to get out of here . joey : well , i wish i was there . jen : me , too . but that 'd only mess things up . joey : you know , you can call me anytime . jen : can you just stay on the phone with me for a while ? joey : sure . you know , everything is going to be ok . we 're going to get rex out of your life and me into it , every day . jen : not if you have to give up being a minister . joey : i love it that that 's so important to you . jen : i could n't ask you to give up something like that . you love your work . it 's why you came back to llanview . joey : yeah . pretty lucky , huh ? jen : yeah . and , i mean , the way you are with the community center kids and , i mean , the way you are with me , that 's -- that 's why i fell in love with you . joey : i love you , too . every minute . [ scene_break ] viki : jessica just told me everything . how could you ask her to live with something like that on her conscience just to protect you ? walker : if jessica told you everything , then you knew we were protecting each other . viki : yeah , well , i do n't believe that you were thinking about her . i think you 're trying to save your own skin . walker : i 'm not the one who killed mitch . viki : so you let jessica believe . i 'm not so sure . walker : read the autopsy report . viki : you know what ? if you cared anything at all about her , you would know that she could never live with something like that on her conscience . walker : would she be better off in statesville prison ? my brother deserved to die . viki : that 's not for us to decide . walker : vik -- mrs. davidson , we 're on the same side . neither of us wants to see jessica punished . viki : you are such a fraud . you do n't give a damn about my daughter . walker : she 's my niece , and if i had to do it again , i 'd do everything exactly the same way . nothing is more important to me than protecting jessica . viki : why ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , kelly ! sweetheart , it 's so good to see you ! kelly : i went to asa 's to find kevin . he was n't there . dorian : well , kelly , he 's -- kelly : i want the truth , dorian . is my husband having an affair ? [ scene_break ] kevin : so how do i know i can trust you ? blair : leap of faith , i guess . oh , come on , just do n't start with the big stuff . start with something small . kevin : well , like what ? blair : hmm -- like -- i do n't know . oh , name two things that you 're scared of . kevin : besides you ? blair : oh , you 're not scared of me . that 's one of the things i like about you . kevin : you sure you want to admit that ? blair : two things . kevin : two things ? blair : mm - hmm . kevin : ok . i 'm scared that i 'm not as good a man as my father was . either of them -- joe riley , clint . they were both just great newspapermen . they made a difference , you know , and it changed people 's lives . it 'd be real easy not to live up to that . blair : ok . what 's the next thing ? kevin : i do n't know if you know me well enough for me to tell you that . blair : sure , i do . kevin : you think ? blair : maybe i just need to get to know you a little better . bo : i 'm going to find gabrielle . nora : bo , if i could change anything , i would . stupid . [ phone rings ] nora : yes . nurse : nora buchanan ? nora : who is this ? nurse : i 'm calling from llanview hospital . your son matthew 's been in an accident . nora : is he all right ? nurse : can you get over here right away ? nora : tell him i 'll be right there . troy : good job . thank you . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] kelly : have you noticed him spending a lot of time with any one person in particular ? jessica : now that my mom knows , i ca n't keep this a secret anymore . i 'm turning myself in . troy : you do exactly what i say , nora , or you 're never going to see your son again . [ previously_on ] nora : he knows . he knows . gabrielle 's in trouble . come on . we 're going on in . kevin : i 'm taking you to a little restaurant called prospero 's island . it 's in bermuda . viki : kevin is none of your business ! walker : oh , he 's my business , ever since he chose to sleep with blair . joey : i think i 've found jen and lindsay . jessica : you said mitch died from a blow to the head . i hit him with a pipe ! [ scene_break ] viki : jessie , you can tell me . you know you can , honey . whatever it is , it is really not worth tearing yourself up like this . jessica : did natalie say something to you ? viki : darling , you know what ? natalie loves you . but i do n't need natalie to tell me when there 's something wrong with you . honey , i 've known you all your life . jessica : well , obviously , you do n't . i 'm mitch 's daughter . viki : that does n't change who you are . you 're still the exact same smart , brilliant , loving , and moral young woman you always were . jessica : stop it . viki : baby , you 've been through a horrendous experience . jessica : that 's no excuse . viki : excuse for what , darling ? you 've done nothing to be ashamed of . you are such a good person . jessica : no , i 'm not . i killed him . i killed my father . [ scene_break ] starr : it 's starr manning . can you talk ? walker : sure . starr : i 'm not saying i trust you , because i do n't , but dad warned me about people like you . walker : your dad was a smart guy . starr : he still is . you were n't lying to me when you said he was alive , were you ? walker : i would n't lie to you , starr . starr : you better not , because my dad is coming back . walker : i bet he is , as soon as he can . starr : but i ca n't wait that long . listen , if you help me find him , i 'll make it worth your while . you know where i live . [ scene_break ] kevin : there we go . pilot : it 'll be a few more minutes until they let us on the runway , mr. buchanan . kevin : all right , thanks , harry . so , what do you think ? [ phone rings ] kevin : oh , hold on a second . yeah , hello . yeah , hold on a second . sorry , i got to take this . it 's the banner . blair : ok . kevin : all right , all right , yeah . blair : hey , it 's me . dorian : i just want to go on record . blair : look , i know what you 're going to say . dorian : i do n't care how newsworthy this thing is . i am telling you , you are crazy , ok , to go to bermuda with kevin -- especially in a dress like that . blair : we 're going to dinner . it 's a dinner dress , dorian . dorian : yeah ? and what 's on the menu ? blair , you are making a big mistake . blair : you know , i 'm sorry i even called . [ dial tone ] asa : just make sure blair stays out of town , at least till tomorrow . kevin : it 's already done . asa : well , she can be tricky . kevin : it 's handled . how 's everything on your end ? asa : all set . dorian : why , asa , what brings you here ? asa : dorian . i came here to make you an offer , one that you can not refuse . lindsay : we just have to get some rest . jen , we ca n't figure a way out of here if we 're too tired to think . jen : face it , mom . it 's hopeless . joey : you want problems ? well , i 'll give you some problems , problems like you 've never seen ! lindsay : did you hear that ? jen : what ? lindsay : i heard someone shouting . jen : mom , it 's an insane asylum . people shout all the time . [ scene_break ] bo : officer hanks . officer hanks here is with me . now , doctor , i am the commissioner of police in llanview . now , that should carry some weight with you , assuming that everything here is on the up and up . joey : you show me lindsay and jen now , or i swear i 'll rip this place apart ! dr. robinson : if you show me a search warrant , perhaps i 'll be of -- where are you going ? hey , where are you going ? stop him ! that is trespassing ! security ! bo : why ? are you trying to hide something ? dr. robinson : you do n't have a search warrant . bo : doctor , i do n't need a search warrant if i have reason to believe a crime is being committed . and if i did n't believe it before , i sure as hell believe it now . [ scene_break ] marcie : ok , guys . they 're all marked , so make sure you take the right one . officer : where 's my change ? marcie : well , you said it was for a tip . officer : ignore him , marcie . he 's just razzing you . marcie : you ! officer : oh , jerry had to take a call , so we have an extra coffee . marcie : ok . oh , ms. buchanan ? ms. buchanan , i have an extra coffee . you might want it . nora : no , thank you . where 's the commissioner ? marcie : he 's in the field . he left about an hour ago . [ phone rings ] nora : come on , gabrielle , answer . please answer . gabrielle : no ! troy : go ! gabrielle : troy , no ! where are you taking me ? no ! troy , no ! marcie : ms. buchanan -- nora : yeah . marcie : is there anything you need ? nora : no , no . i just -- i just -- i just need to talk to the commissioner . marcie : well , the sergeant said that he was away from his car , so you might want to try his cell phone . nora : thanks . thanks , marcie . marcie : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] joey : jen ! open this door right now ! bo : give me the key . dr. robinson : you do n't understand . i was given specific instructions -- bo : give me the key right now ! lindsay : bo ? joey : jen . lindsay : bo , thank god ! bo : lindsay . joey : thank god . bo : it 's ok . are you ok ? no ? joey : are you ok ? jen : i 'm so scared . my mom said you were going to come , but i did n't know . joey : i 'm here now , and you 're ok . i 'll never let you out of my sight again . bo : escort dr. robinson down to the station . dr. robinson : look , i did n't know who they were . you can ask maciver . he 's the one who signed the commitment papers . bo : wait a minute . dr . troy maciver ? dr. robinson : who ? bo : dr . troy maciver . dr. robinson : no . dr. colin maciver . bo : oh , you 've been taken for a ride , doctor . read him his rights in the c .. i 'll call you later as soon as i figure out what 's going on . lindsay : we did n't think that we were ever going to get out of here . jen : and then this guy came in and he was trying to kill us . bo : all right , do you feel like you 're up to answering any questions right now ? huh ? do you know how you ended up here ? lindsay : yes . troy . he wanted to get rid of us . jen : i made this tape . i made this tape of him and a whole bunch of different women , and he was acting all sleazy , and then he thought that i destroyed the tape , but i had another copy in my computer , and he went nuts . he just -- joey : could we do this another time ? bo : yeah . joey : i think we should get them out of here . bo : no , sure , go ahead , ok , but i need statements from you as soon as possible , all right ? [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . nora : bo , you need to come down to the station right away . bo : we found lindsay and jen . nora : what ? oh , that 's great . but , bo , you still need to come down here . it 's critical . bo : what 's going on ? nora : i 'll tell you all about it when you get down here . will you just -- just hurry , please . it 's about troy . [ scene_break ] asa : i am not leaving here , dorian , until you sell me the sun . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : i would love to help you out , but the sun 's not for sale . asa : well , honey , then we 're going to have a hostile takeover . look , dorian , i 'm in a very generous mood . it ai n't going to last . name your price . dorian : i would love to take your money , but the sun belongs to starr . the way todd set things up , viki and blair make all the business decisions until starr is 25 years old . asa : have you heard about power of attorney ? dorian : oh , asa ! trust me , you are not going to find viki or blair that easy to intimidate , and for that matter , neither is starr . [ scene_break ] starr : you ready to talk turkey ? walker : why not . ok , here 's the deal . i 'll help you find your dad if you help me keep kevin away from your mom . [ scene_break ] blair : so , why do you want to own two newspapers ? kevin : what ? blair : what 's the fun without a friendly competition , kevin ? kevin : well , when the competition looks like you . blair : uh - uh . kevin : i 'm serious . blair : do n't even change the subject . you do n't care about the newspaper . you just want to control the media . kevin : well , it worked for time - warner , g.e . , clearchannel -- blair : buchanan enterprises . kevin : control the media , control the country . blair : you running for office ? kevin : any reason why i should n't ? blair : no . why the big secret ? kevin : oh , everything in the right time . you know , right candidate , right office , right message . blair : where do you want to end up , governor ? kevin : no . that 's where i want to start . blair : you have always been ambitious . kevin : right back at you . blair : uh - uh . kevin : mm - hmm . blair : no , no . i have always been greedy . that 's a big difference . with you , it 's all about power , and you do not take hostages . well , at least not lately , anyway . kevin : i just do what i have to do . but you 're wrong about that . it 's not about power over . it 's about power to do things . you know ? make a difference . leave the place a little better than i found it . [ thunder ] kevin : hold on . yeah , harry , what 's going on with this storm ? right , ok . i got you . do the best you can , all right ? all right , look , it 's just some freak electrical storm . harry says we have a problem . we have to do an emergency landing , but it 's going to be fine , ok ? blair : god ! no ! kevin : buckle up . no , it 's ok . it 's ok . just buckle up . try to stay calm . blair : all right . kevin : he 's good . [ scene_break ] jessica : i went to the docks to meet someone , and when i got there , he was there , mitch was there , and he was just -- he was so out of control and -- and then i picked up this pipe , and i -- and i hit him , and -- and then i just ran away . and that 's how he died . viki : have you told this to anyone else ? jessica : antonio , but he does n't believe me . he thinks that i 'm hiding something . viki : i agree with him . jessica : why ? viki : why , darling ? because i do not believe that you would lie to the police to save yourself . i do n't think you would lie at all . jessica : well , maybe i 'm more of mitch 's daughter than everybody thought . viki : who did you go to the docks to meet , honey ? was it mitch ? i mean , you said he was so out of control . jessica : yeah . he just fell to pieces . viki : oh , jessie . baby , you 're protecting somebody . who is it ? jessica : no , i 'm not , mom . i told you already . viki : you do n't have to do this to yourself . you know that ? mitch is gone , and you 're still letting him control your life . jessica : mom , i ca n't . viki : yes . yes , you can , jessie . oh , my god . honey , you 've told me this much . you might just as well tell me the rest , and then you can take your life back . it 's not that hard . just tell me the truth . who are you protecting ? come on . jessica : walker . i 'm protecting walker . [ scene_break ] starr : why should i help you ? walker : maybe you hate kevin as much as i do . starr : i do n't like you , either . walker : well , we need to keep your mom free for when todd comes back . he is coming back . starr : you better not be double - crossing me . walker : no , i would n't dream of it . starr : ok , then what do you want me to do ? walker : all right . keep your eyes open . let me know if kevin makes a move . starr : so you mean be your spy ? that 's so easy . walker : is it a deal ? starr : i know why i do n't want kevin and my mom together , and i know why my dad does n't want them together , but why do you care ? [ scene_break ] dorian : good night . asa : dorian , think real hard about what i said . hey , sweetheart . starr : hey . dorian : hmm . and what brings you back here ? [ scene_break ] kevin : go ! go ! blair : i 'm going ! kevin : well , running helped . blair : well , nothing is going to help with this kind of rain , and -- kevin : oh , man . blair : what about your pilot ? i mean , he 's not going to be able to find help around here . maybe he should have come in here with us . kevin : no , no . no , he should n't have come in . he 'll find help . he saw two or three farms on the landing . blair : well , kevin , this certainly is n't bermuda . i 'm soaked . kevin : well , hold on here . look , there 's a blanket . take off your wet clothes and get yourself warm . what ? ok , look . i 'm a man of many talents , but curing pneumonia is n't one of them . put it on . blair : well , this is really convenient , is n't it , kevin ? what , an emergency landing , a thunderstorm , we 're stranded in -- kevin : north carolina ? blair : you set this whole thing up , did n't you ? kevin : oh , come on . [ scene_break ] marcie : jen , can i get you anything else ? jen : no , marcie , thank you . this is so great . joey : thanks , marcie . bo : nora , what 's going on ? nora : it 's about troy . i tried to get a confession out of him . bo : what ? that 's not your job . nora : please , just let me finish . i had a female wearing a wire . bo : undercover cop ? nora : no . a volunteer . a woman civilian . bo : oh -- does anybody in the department know about this ? nora : yes . sergeant davies set the whole thing up . we had half a dozen men around . i was in the van with the surveillance team . bo : so , what happened ? nora : i told her , this woman , not to be alone with him , to stay out in the open in public places , and i -- he must have -- he must have been on to her . bo : i mean , what happened ? nora : well , i 'm pretty sure she probably did n't want to arouse suspicion , so when he asked her back to his apartment , she -- she went . and we relocated , and we heard music come on , and i could n't hear anything else because the music was too loud , and that 's when i got this horrible feeling , and we rushed in there , but they were gone . they were gone , and the wire was just hanging there , and he must have found it on her , and -- bo : who are we -- nora : god , bo , if he hurts her -- bo : who are we talking about ? nora : gabrielle . bo : you sent gabrielle to maciver 's apartment as bait ? i mean , what were you thinking ? nora : we were right there , bo , and sergeant davies -- he had six men . bo : all right , i 'll deal with davies later , but of all people , you 've got to know what maciver 's capable of . nora : i did n't want her to be in that apartment . i told her not to be alone with him . bo : do n't blame her . nora : i 'm not -- ok , let 's just -- let 's just slow down , ok ? he 's not going to hurt her . i mean , he 's capable of a lot of things , troy , but he 's not a cold- blooded murderer . bo : what , are you sure ? are we sure ? i mean , he just locked up lindsay and jen in an asylum . he sent a serial killer in there after them . we think he killed claire baxter . nora : oh , god , bo , i 'm s -- i 'm so sorry . bo : no , sorry 's not going to get it done right now . i mean , if something happened to gabrielle -- yeah , i want search warrants for troy maciver 's loft and for any offices he may still have at the clinic and at the hospital . lindsay : so what 's going to happen to me now ? officer : i 'll have to see about transport . nora : i owe you an apology . [ scene_break ] joey : you sure rex is n't here ? jen : no . he 's at ultra violet . probably wo n't be back till about 4 : 00 in the morning , if he ever comes home at all . joey : tired ? jen : i 've never been so scared in my life . you know , it was so weird , because i kept telling people my name , and they just -- they would n't believe me . you know , i felt like maybe i am going crazy , you know ? that 's probably how my mom feels most of the time . joey : i do n't know what i 'd do if anything would 've happened to you . jen : i thought i 'd never see you again . if it had n't been for my mom , i think that guy really would have killed us . i mean , between him and dr. maciver -- joey : shh , hey , i 'm here now . jen : yeah , i never did trust dr. maciver . even when he was nice , he treated my mom like dirt . but i never thought he was dangerous . joey : bo will find troy , and in the meantime , he 's going to have cops coming by here around the clock . troy maciver is not going to get near you . jen : ok , but what about my mom ? ok , because she was about to get released , and now this jerk just ruined everything for her . joey : hey , nora is working on the theory that dr. maciver gave her some kind of drugs . she 's going to be re - evaluated . she 's going to recover . you have to have faith in that . jen : god , when i was in that asylum , i was just a total basket case . i do n't know what i would have done without my mom . you know , that crazy guy -- he came in there , she just -- she did n't even hesitate . she just jumped on him . she just -- she risked her life for me . she really loves me . joey : she does . jen : sometimes i really hate her , but i think that maybe that 's just because i love her so much , too , you know ? joey : yeah . jen : you saved our lives tonight . joey : that 's because i love you . [ scene_break ] walker : blair wants these proofed before they go to press . that starr really gave me the third degree out there . she 's unique . dorian : and more . walker : oh , i know that blair 's out with kevin . will you make sure she sees these when she returns ? dorian : she may not be returning . in fact , she may not come home at all . yes , they 've gone to dinner -- in bermuda . do n't even go there . i 've made it quite clear to her i think it 's a big mistake . walker : yeah , i 'm sure you did . well , i can take care of these myself . it 's nothing urgent . dorian : oh , it 's a lot more urgent than blair realizes . you see , kevin 's wife is on her way here as we speak . [ scene_break ] kevin : if i could arrange thunderstorms at will , i 'd run for sainthood , not senate , but thanks for the compliment . blair : that was a little paranoid , even for me . kevin : yeah . blair : hey . you are absolutely beautiful . you remind me of my horse back home , yeah . hey , are you scared of thunderstorms , too , huh ? kevin : she 's not afraid of thunderstorms . nothing to be scared of , is there , big fellow , huh ? no , nothing bad is going to happen out there . we 're just going to -- the storm 's going to pass , that 's right . yeah , the rain 's going to stop . we 're going to be running free by morning , are n't we ? do me a favor , would you ? tell blair that there 's nothing to worry about , huh ? show her how calm and cool you can be and the rain 's no big deal , and she might even smile a little bit . what do you think about that ? that - a - boy . blair : you are amazing sometimes , kevin . [ scene_break ] viki : walker ? why would you protect walker ? you barely know the man . jessica : he was trying to protect me . he did n't have to . i was the one that killed mitch . viki : did he make you do this ? jessica : no . no , no , no , of course he did n't . he -- when i arrived at the docks , he and mitch were fighting , and mitch was out of control . i thought he was going to kill him , so that 's when i hit him over the head . and i did n't know that he was dead , and i could n't move . i just stood there , i was frozen , and he just told me to run . viki : so walker poisoned mitch . jessica : yeah , he -- he did a lot of things . he did it so the police would get all messed up . he also saw lindsay at the docks , and he kind of made it look like she was guilty . viki : that 's horrible . jessica : no . no , he also made blair and dorian and himself look guilty , remember ? he thought that if he could just confuse the cops enough , they 'd never find out who did it . but it 's just -- the thing is , i -- i did n't think it would be so difficult watching everybody get arrested and questioned , and it was for something that i did . viki : and walker expected you to live with this for the rest of your life ? jessica : i thought that i could . viki : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] rex : honey , i 'm home . jen : i thought you were working . rex : oh , no kidding ? what about you ? jen stays out all night , hooks up with god knows who , and you come back for leftovers ? joey : you just shut the hell up . jen : joey , do n't . rex : oh , you got a real minister 's mouth , do n't you ? joey : get out of here , balsom . jen needs her rest . rex : why ? you wear her out ? i 'm not going anywhere . that would be abandonment . if i go , i can kiss this house good - bye . joey : do you have any idea what jen has been through ? rex : what 's he talking about , schnookums ? joey : she was kidnapped and held in a mental hospital . rex : what ? joey : yeah . she almost died tonight , as if you care . rex : my god , i 'm sorry . are you all right ? i had no idea . joey : yeah , of course you did n't . rex : shut up ! joey : balsom -- jen : hey , stop it ! both of you . joey , just go home right now , ok ? joey : no . rex : you heard my wife . jen : please . you 're not helping . joey : are you sure you 're going to be ok ? jen : yes . thanks to you . rex : can i get you something ? some food ? listen , i 'm really -- i 'm really sorry this happened , jen , ok ? somebody should have told me . jen : like you even care . you never even made it home and then you come home and joey tells you i was missing and you think i 'm just off with some random guy . rex : look , why wo n't you let me be nice to you ? jen : you just want to be nice to my bank account , that 's all . rex : you 're a lost cause . i 'm going back to work . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'll go to the police station with you , ok ? jessica : no . i have to go and talk to antonio first . i owe him to tell him what i 'm doing . anyways , maybe now that bo sees that he did n't steal the evidence , then -- viki : he 'll be reinstated . do n't worry . jessica : i love you , mom . viki : oh , and i love you [ scene_break ] walker : well , i guess my assumptions about kevin and his wife -- what is her name , anyway ? dorian : my niece ? kelly . walker : kelly . i guess they were wrong . i assumed they were separated . dorian : why do n't you assume it 's none of your business ? walker : well , i wonder how she 'll feel when she hears that her husband has whisked blair away to a tropical island . dorian : blair and kelly are very close . more like sisters , all right ? they trust each other . by the way , why have n't you ever married ? walker : maybe i was . how would you know ? dorian : oh . before you were hired , we did a very thorough background check . walker : oh , well , background checks do n't tell you everything . good night , dorian . [ scene_break ] kevin : well , i 'm glad you 're finally starting to see my good side . blair : well , i just meant it 's amazing how you calmed the horse down . kevin : well , i just gave him a little reassurance , that 's all . sometimes , that 's all you need -- to feel sure of yourself . blair : i 'm going to call dorian . i 'm sure she 's probably worried , and is n't there somebody you need to be calling ? kevin : oh , no , i 'm sure we 're going to be leaving in a minute . i 'm sure that harry probably found some help by now . blair : hmm , there 's no signal . maybe you should try kelly . i 'm sure she 's worried sick , you know . you probably have n't talked to her in a long time , and -- what 's going on , kevin ? kevin : nothing . i mean , you just said you ca n't get a signal , right ? blair : what 's going on with your marriage ? you know , i talked to kelly recently , and i asked her about you , and she just said , `` oh , everything 's fine , it 's great , it 's groovy . `` but , you know , i 'm not buying it . kevin : well , i do n't know . you know , maybe the problem 's with you two . blair : if you were cheating on kelly or if you would hurt her , i think i would know that . what happened ? did she do something to you ? is she seeing somebody ? come on , kevin . you can be honest with me , ok ? kevin : i do n't think i 've been honest with anyone in a long time . blair : well , start now . [ scene_break ] starr : so , i help walker out , and he helps me get my dad back . they do n't call me `` oh great one `` for nothing . matthew : i 'm not calling you that . starr : you will . so how 's your plan going ? did bo dump that stupid dumb english lady with the accent ? matthew : i 'm not good at lying . starr : you blew it ? you gave me up ? matthew : no , but i 'm not sure doing these things to people is such a good idea . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you owe me an apology ? nora : yes . i thought you were blackmailing troy to cover up mitch 's murder . lindsay : i did n't kill mitch . nora : i know you did n't . troy 's a lot sicker than we thought . he got fired from the hospital . lindsay : good . nora : we also think he may have given you some drug that caused a reaction that made you fail your evaluation . lindsay : you mean , when i -- when i felt like i was going crazy again ? nora : that 's right . and if i 'd believed you then -- lindsay : nobody believed me . nora : of course . well , we were wrong . i 'm really glad that you and jen are safe . do you have any idea where troy may be ? lindsay : no . nora : are you sure ? lindsay : why ? do you think that he 's after someone else ? nora , if you think that , you have to help them . troy 's got nothing left to lose . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] viki : how dare you put my daughter through that kind of a hell ! [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jen : hello ? joey : hey . i just called to make sure that you were really all right . jen : yeah , i 'm just tired , but i ca n't sleep . joey : is rex still there ? jen : he went back to the club . he was so concerned about me , he could n't wait to get out of here . joey : well , i wish i was there . jen : me , too . but that 'd only mess things up . joey : you know , you can call me anytime . jen : can you just stay on the phone with me for a while ? joey : sure . you know , everything is going to be ok . we 're going to get rex out of your life and me into it , every day . jen : not if you have to give up being a minister . joey : i love it that that 's so important to you . jen : i could n't ask you to give up something like that . you love your work . it 's why you came back to llanview . joey : yeah . pretty lucky , huh ? jen : yeah . and , i mean , the way you are with the community center kids and , i mean , the way you are with me , that 's -- that 's why i fell in love with you . joey : i love you , too . every minute . [ scene_break ] viki : jessica just told me everything . how could you ask her to live with something like that on her conscience just to protect you ? walker : if jessica told you everything , then you knew we were protecting each other . viki : yeah , well , i do n't believe that you were thinking about her . i think you 're trying to save your own skin . walker : i 'm not the one who killed mitch . viki : so you let jessica believe . i 'm not so sure . walker : read the autopsy report . viki : you know what ? if you cared anything at all about her , you would know that she could never live with something like that on her conscience . walker : would she be better off in statesville prison ? my brother deserved to die . viki : that 's not for us to decide . walker : vik -- mrs. davidson , we 're on the same side . neither of us wants to see jessica punished . viki : you are such a fraud . you do n't give a damn about my daughter . walker : she 's my niece , and if i had to do it again , i 'd do everything exactly the same way . nothing is more important to me than protecting jessica . viki : why ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , kelly ! sweetheart , it 's so good to see you ! kelly : i went to asa 's to find kevin . he was n't there . dorian : well , kelly , he 's -- kelly : i want the truth , dorian . is my husband having an affair ? [ scene_break ] kevin : so how do i know i can trust you ? blair : leap of faith , i guess . oh , come on , just do n't start with the big stuff . start with something small . kevin : well , like what ? blair : hmm -- like -- i do n't know . oh , name two things that you 're scared of . kevin : besides you ? blair : oh , you 're not scared of me . that 's one of the things i like about you . kevin : you sure you want to admit that ? blair : two things . kevin : two things ? blair : mm - hmm . kevin : ok . i 'm scared that i 'm not as good a man as my father was . either of them -- joe riley , clint . they were both just great newspapermen . they made a difference , you know , and it changed people 's lives . it 'd be real easy not to live up to that . blair : ok . what 's the next thing ? kevin : i do n't know if you know me well enough for me to tell you that . blair : sure , i do . kevin : you think ? blair : maybe i just need to get to know you a little better . bo : i 'm going to find gabrielle . nora : bo , if i could change anything , i would . stupid . [ phone rings ] nora : yes . nurse : nora buchanan ? nora : who is this ? nurse : i 'm calling from llanview hospital . your son matthew 's been in an accident . nora : is he all right ? nurse : can you get over here right away ? nora : tell him i 'll be right there . troy : good job . thank you . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] kelly : have you noticed him spending a lot of time with any one person in particular ? jessica : now that my mom knows , i ca n't keep this a secret anymore . i 'm turning myself in . troy : you do exactly what i say , nora , or you 're never going to see your son again .
vicki tries to get jessica to open up about what 's bothering her . starr asks walker for help in finding todd . in return , he wants help from her with keeping blair & kevin apart . blair & kevin fly to bermuda for the purpose of keeping her out of town , but the plane is forced to land when a storm comes up . asa asks dorian to sell the sun to him , but she says she has no authority to do that . lindsay & jenn are found by joe & bo . troy drags gabrielle off & puts her in a drawer at a morgue . the director of the asylum is arrested . he tells them colin made him hold the women there . nora tells bo about gabrielle going undercover & how troy found out about it . asa threatens dorian with a hostile takeover of the sun . jessica tells vicki that she 's the one that killed mitch & that she & walker are in on the cover - up . rex catches jenn & joe together again . vicki confronts walker about pressuring jessie to keep quiet about mitch . he tells her he would do anything to protect jessica . kelly comes back to llanview looking for kevin . nora gets a call from a nurse telling her that matthew 's been in an accident . it 's shown that troy 's behind the call .
tess : like food . nash : mmm , yeah . there 's a mystery to it that i just ca n't solve . it keeps me coming back . tess : you know , i think this wine is going to my head . nash : oh , do n't worry . a good wine wo n't give you a hangover . tess : well , it 's doing something . nash : uh - oh . in vino veritas . tess : what does that mean ? nash : it means `` in wine there is truth . `` [ scene_break ] blair : well , i say we end our super - duper shopping spree with some super - duper triple - dip ice cream cones . what do you think ? starr : hello -- fat , carbs , sugar ? blair : yeah ? well , you know what ? i had a really great time today anyway . starr : i 'm hot and tired . blair : me , too . but i 'm actually glad we got to spend some quality time together . it 's been a long time . so , who 's `` hunnybear `` ? starr : what ? blair : `` hunnybear . `` you know , the person that keeps instant - messaging you ? starr : you 've been reading my im 's ? thanks , mom . do n't you think you 've ruined my life enough already ? [ scene_break ] john : drop the gun ! hayes : kill mc bain ! marcie : no ! hayes : shoot him ! marcie : no ! hayes : marcie ! marcie : no ! john : drop it ! michael : no , no ! john : nick , no ! [ gunshot ] [ marcie cries ] marcie : no ! no ! no . you killed him . you killed michael . hayes : no , marcie . you killed him . if you would 've followed my instructions and killed rex , michael would still be alive . you made that choice . now you have to live with the decision -- or die with it . bo : this is commissioner buchanan . we have a shooting , man down . send all available units -- michael : we 're losing him ! bo : to the alley behind rodi 's bar . john : keep him alive , mike . he can take us to hayes barber . bo : send a bus . paramedics are minutes out . michael : breathe , you son of a bitch ! where 's marcie , huh ? where is she ? breathe , breathe . do n't you even think of dying on me ! [ scene_break ] dorian : kelly and blair have gone home . thank goodness they came over to help me pick out my shoes for the wedding because i never could 've done it with just your help . david : yep . dorian : they seem very pleased at my announcement that viki is going to be my matron of honor . david : hmm . dorian : but you have n't said a word . david : you can wear any pair of shoes that you like . dorian : i 'm talking about viki . david : what does it matter what i think ? it 's a done deal , is n't it ? viki is probably planning your bachelorette party already . are male strippers allowed at the country club now ? dorian : if it were not for viki 's clever manipulation of me , we would n't be getting married at all . david : well , for that i am truly grateful . dorian : may i quote you ? david : please , quote . quote away . dorian : you said , `` the day that spencer is my best man is the day that viki is your matron of honor . `` if that was a bluff , you 're being called . [ scene_break ] tess : you know what ? i could really see you here . wandering through the grapes , nagging at them , telling them to hurry up and grow . nash : no . no , you ca n't rush a fine wine . grapes need time to mature . it 's why all the good wineries wo n't mass produce . you ca n't make a good wine with a rigid schedule . tess : i hope all your dreams come true someday . nash : what do you dream of , tess ? tess : well , i do n't . i live for the moment . nash : oh , come on , you got to dream . what 's the one thing that you 'd die for , the one place you 're always trying to get to ? tess : oh , what , the emerald city ? heaven ? nash : if you do n't dream , what 's the point ? tess : the point of what ? nash : oh , the point of waking up , the point of struggling , the point of getting through the day . i mean , come on , tess , i 've asked you before . you always avoid the question . in vino veritas . what do you really want , tess ? tess : i want to stay here , forever . [ scene_break ] john : hey , listen -- michael : john ! john : listen , you want to live ? you want to live ? then tell me where natalie is . bo : john , you 're going to kill him . john : hey , listen to me ! nick : what ? john : tell me where they are ! michael : john , if he dies , marcie and the others die with him . john : natalie and marcie were supposed to be your friends . why do n't you help them ? bo : let go , john . let him go . john : just a second . you tell me right now . you start talking , or i assure you , you are going straight to hell , pal . [ scene_break ] marcie : you 're evil . hayes : i 'm evil ? marcie , you wrote the book . i 'm simply playing the little game that you invented . marcie : maybe in your sick , twisted mind , this is a game , but the people that you murdered -- they 're real ! hayes : marcie , you started it . do n't you remember , back in high school ? deciding who could live , who could die , who could be in your little club , who was n't good enough ? marcie : so because we did n't want you in our club , you decided to kill people ? you are a freak ! you were a freak then and you 're a freak now . hayes : marcie , i may be a freak , but now i 'm a freak with my very own killing club , and you did n't pass the test . marcie : well , that 's because i am nothing like you . hayes : that 's right , you 're a failure . marcie : you 're right . i have failed at many things my life . but the one thing i am not a failure in is being a human being . and you have failed in that . how could you -- how could you just take someone 's life ? how could you do that ? hayes : it 's surprisingly easy . marcie , but somehow you -- you could n't do it . you could n't kill rex . so now you have to be eliminated . marcie : you were never going to keep me alive . hayes : oh , bravo . marcie , bravo ! you guessed my endgame . but , of course , why would n't you ? you 're the brilliant author , and i did everything by the book -- your book . marcie , take credit for your contributions . you wrote a perfect how - to manual , explained everything in picture - perfect detail , told me what to do with all of the other victims ! right ? marcie : no ! hayes : the only problem -- marcie : no . hayes : the only problem , marcie , was that you did n't write your own death . but then again , how could you ? you write from experience , and that 's the one thing -- dying is the one thing that you have n't experienced yet . forgive me -- i had to come up with that little scenario on my own . and i can not wait till you see what i have in store for you . waltz playing [ scene_break ] dorian : call your brother , david , and ask him to stand up for you . david : dorian , if you knew anything at all about my brother , you 'd know that he does n't stand up for anyone except himself . dorian : make the call . david : what is this great need that you have to involve spencer in every single thing that we do ? dorian : this is going to be the most important day of our lives . david : and you 're going to be stuck sharing the limelight with your arch nemesis . is that what you want ? do you really want to be up there at the altar on your day of all days standing next to viki ? dorian : i intend to be the star of my own wedding -- do n't worry about that -- even if i have to dress viki in sackcloth and ashes . david : even in sackcloth , viki davidson is not a supporting player . she enters a room , she turns heads . dorian : i have turned quite a few heads in my day . david : you certainly turned mine . i want our wedding day to be the most important day of our lives . dorian : so do i , and that is what this is all about , sweetheart . you and me and our family and friends celebrating us . david : viki 's not family . and it would be a colossal stretch to call her a friend . dorian : yes , my relationship with viki is rather complicated , as i am sure yours is with spencer . but that 's not the point . all right ? we made a deal -- spencer for viki or viki for spencer . david : i never said -- no , i -- dorian : it was your idea , david ! david : it was a throwaway , kind of like `` when hell freezes over `` or `` i promise to pay you back . `` dorian : i think it was a brilliant and practical idea . with all of viki 's alter personalities , we do n't just get a matron of honor , we get a whole gaggle of bridesmaids . david : you 're trying to humor me . dorian : and you are trying to evade the issue . uh - uh - uh . we 've got to settle this , here and now . [ scene_break ] starr : you were spying on me ? blair : well , look , i apologize . i was not spying . starr : so you just happened to be reading my private emails ? blair : no , starr , you left your book down in the kitchen , i took it up to your bedroom , and i put it on your desk , and your computer just happened to be on . starr : the computer is always on . blair : all right . well , i heard the message coming through , and i was just kind of curious , that 's -- starr : so you read it ? blair : they just wanted to know if you were on the internet . that 's all . starr : i 'm surprised you did n't answer and ask for his social security number or something . blair : look , sweetie , after everything that happened last year -- i mean , going to new york , getting kidnapped , talking to that boy on the internet -- starr : his name was travis , and he turned out ok . blair : well , it could have turned out worse , all right ? look , i 'm your mother , and it 's my job to know what you 're up to . starr : i 'm not up to anything , mom . i have no life . blair : sweetie , why are you overreacting like this ? starr : i 'm not overreacting ! you do n't understand . hunnybear and q - t - pie and all the other kids in my class im me to tell me what parties that i 'm not invited to . blair : it 's not going to be like this forever , i promise you . starr : it 's already long enough . none of the kids will hang out with me because their parents are afraid that they 're going to be kidnapped by some psycho like margaret cochran . i just wish you would send me to some boarding school so i would never have to see those kids ever again . blair : come on , you do n't mean that . and , you know , school is going to start . and when that starts -- starr : i do mean it . i wish i was somewhere else , and i wish that i had different parents . [ scene_break ] todd : has jessica been in touch with you recently ? rich : what does jessica have to do with your estate management ? todd : i 'd like to set up a stock portfolio for her , and i 'm thinking in the neighborhood of maybe half a million dollars . you could set that up for me , could n't you ? rich : of course . todd : good . so the cash is ready . all i need is jessica to sign the papers . but unfortunately , we 've lost touch . rich : why do n't you call your sister ? todd : no , i do n't want to involve viki for a lot of reasons that do n't really concern you . this is between my niece and me . but half a million dollars , you know ? rich : mm - hmm . todd : it 'd be quite a commission for you , would n't it ? rich : it would be . todd : all right . so , all we need is jessica . have you talked to her or not ? rich : well , as a matter of fact , i have . [ scene_break ] tess : wow . speechless . that 's a first for you , nash . nash : just a little surprised , that 's all . tess : well , relax , ok ? i did n't mean that i wanted to stay here , literally . yeah . i just meant that i want to stay in this life that life that i 've built . i want to be free . nash : free of what ? tess : the life that i left behind . nash : well , that does n't sound so hard . no , seriously , come on . i mean , you 're already here . huh ? it seems like you do n't have to answer to anyone . it looks to me like you 're free as a bird . tess : you have no idea . nash : well , so tell me . what 's stopping you ? what 's holding you back ? tess : it 's too long and boring , really . nash : ah . sounds to me like you 're stuck between your old life and your new life , just like me . tess : i 'm nothing like you , nash . nash uh - uh . you want to rethink that ? you know , for what it 's worth , it 's easier when you know where you 're going . tess : like your vineyard ? nash : yeah . you know , maybe you need a vineyard of your own so you can stop trying to lead someone else 's life . [ scene_break ] hayes : what 's the matter walsh ? all the fight gone out of you ? oh , a stun gun is an amazing thing . i now call this meeting of the killing club to order . on the agenda today -- the imminent demise of marcie walsh and rex balsom . the question before the committee -- who shall we kill first , hmm ? the floor is now open for debate . what 's the matter ? no one has an opinion ? what ? what ? oh . why did n't i think of it ? you 're -- you 're absolutely right . we do n't have do n't have to kill them one at a time . in fact , the name of this game is `` two for the price of one . `` walsh never really felt like it was quite up to her club 's standards . but excuse me , marcie . it 's always been one of my favorites . rex : we 're getting out of here , marcie ! [ scene_break ] dorian : what did he do to you ? david : he stole my jelly beans . dorian : we 're going to be married soon . he 's going to be family . david : you 're the only family that i want or need . dorian : spencer is not just simply going to go away . david : yeah , well , a guy can dream , ca n't he ? dorian : honey , if you had n't thrown down the gauntlet , i never would have asked viki to be my matron of honor . but now that i have , you know , it -- it suddenly seems right . because viki and i have gone through some of the most horrible things in our lives together . we 've survived enormous catastrophes together . david : so you think that our wedding is going to be catastrophic ? dorian : not at all . because i think -- i think blair 's right . you are my soul mate . and in a different way , so is viki . david : that started out nice and ended weird . dorian : if i can put my issues with viki aside for the sake of our wedding , why ca n't you do the same with spencer ? david : i ca n't . i just ca n't . look , how many times do i have to tell you ? i 'm sorry that spencer came back into my life . i want as little as possible to do with him , and i am certainly not going to invite the guy to stand next to me on the most important day of my life . dorian : fine , then i will . [ scene_break ] tess : you know what ? you 're right . i have been living someone else 's life . you know , there 's this picture of what i want , and then there 's what there really is . nash : is that what you 're running away from ? tess : you know , i 've finally figured out that you ca n't run away . you just ca n't get far enough . i need to get stronger so i can finally let go of the old me . nash : you know , maybe there 's a reason you 're holding on to that life , whatever it is . tess : well , you know what ? there was -- until now . but i finally believe that i could be that other person . i can have my own dreams . nash : what are you doing ? tess : i am getting started . nash : mm - hmm . tess : no time like the present , right ? nash : hey -- tess : are you just going to stand there , or are you going to help me ? [ scene_break ] john : come on , start talking ! bo : john , that 's enough . john : start talking ! bo : john , let him go , come on . john : he 's coming to , bo . michael : john , he 's in shock . going after him like that could kill him . bo : we need nick alive to find the hostages in time . john : where 's that damn ambulance ? bo : they 're coming , they 're coming . just take it easy , ok ? john : it might be too late . bo : he 'll talk . paramedic : you have a shooting victim ? michael : yeah , right over here . come on . i 'm a doctor at llanview hospital . he arrested . i gave him c.p.r . i need fluids in him stat . come on , run an i.v . john : oh , you 're killing me , guys . we need this guy talking now ! paramedic : give me room to work , lieutenant . bo : all right , john , just -- look , this victim is holding three people hostage . now , if there 's a way , we need him talking . we need him conscious , just for a few minutes . paramedic : do you want him to make it ? john : i do n't really care , as long as he tells us what we need to know . michael : do you have any ammonium nitrate ? paramedic : it 's not in my protocol . michael : do you have it ? put pressure on this wound . nick ? nick ? can you hear me , nick ? he 's coming to . john : good . nick : hayes -- john : hayes -- where is he ? where 's hayes barber ? [ scene_break ] marcie : rex , hurry up . rex : marcie , just hang on . it 's going to be ok . marcie : hurry up , please . just get me untied . untie my hands . rex : all right , just one more second , one more second . ok . marcie : ok . rex : all right . marcie : ok , go , go , go . find natalie . no , just go find natalie ! rex : you sure , huh ? marcie : yes , just go find her . please , do n't -- do n't worry about me ! rex , what if we ca n't find her ? rex : one more second . one second . marcie : rex , what if we ca n't -- rex , look out ! hayes : what 's the matter , walsh ? do n't you want to stick around to see how the story ends ? hayes : several hundred pounds of sandbags attached to a slow - release gearbox . when i pull the lock on the gearbox , the sandbags will act as a counterweight . and as they begin to drop slowly , painfully slowly , the two of you will go up , up , up , up , up , up . and with every inch that you rise , the rope around your little necks will tighten , tighten , tighten until -- oh , well , you get the picture . two for the price of one . top that , walsh . well , i hereby call this , the final meeting of the killing club , to a close . i think our work here is done . [ scene_break ] bo : nick ? nick , can you understand me ? was that barber on the phone ? nick : he wanted me to kill -- bo : all right , we know . where is he ? look , i know you 're scared right now . we 're going to get you to the hospital as soon as you help us . michael : marcie 's out there with that lunatic . nick , she was good to you . i know you do n't want to hurt her . bo : it 's going to go easier on you if you cooperate . john : what , you want three more lives on your hands ? nick : i did n't want to kill anybody . bo : well , then help us stop it . john : tell us where he is . nick : a warehouse past the train yards . he 's turned it into a theater . john : you got this ? bo : yeah , yeah . this is commissioner buchanan . we need backup out at the rail yards , old warehouse . i do n't want any sirens , no lights . you keep your distance . you do n't do anything unless you have a direct order from me or lieutenant mc bain . michael : nick , you better hope they find marcie alive , or i swear to god i 'll kill you myself . [ scene_break ] todd : when did you talk to jessica ? rich : earlier today . we met here , as a matter of fact . todd : does she need money ? rich : mr. manning , you know i ca n't discuss my client 's personal affairs with you . todd : i 'll take that as a yes . it 's ok , you do n't need to say anything . i appreciate your discretion , but as far as i 'm concerned , the timing could n't be better . so why do n't we do this . why do n't we call jessica right now and have her come over immediately so we can sign the papers . rich : i have no way of getting in touch with her . she did n't leave a number . todd : what ? rich : she said she 'd contact me . to tell you the truth , i expected to hear from her by now . todd : ok . when you do hear from her , call me immediately , but do n't tell her we 've talked . i want to surprise her . [ scene_break ] tess : did you see that guy 's face when my camisole landed on his head ? nash : oh , he thought it was a gift from the gods . tess : ok , nash . what 's your story ? nash : no story . i am an open book . tess : really ? well , you said before that you were caught between two worlds . i know the one that you want , the one with vineyards and fine wines and barrels of money . nash : yeah . tess : where 'd you come from ? nash : tess -- tess : oh , come on . you asked me all of these questions . now it 's my turn . what did you leave behind to get to where you are today ? nash : i do n't think about the past . it 's over . tess : well , you 've got to be holding on to something . nash : maybe i 'm just better at letting go of things than you are . all right ? hey , you know , while i appreciate the symbolism here , looks like you 're going to need a new wardrobe . hope you can afford it . tess : ok , jessica . i need you to do one more little thing for me before we say goodbye forever . [ scene_break ] dorian : no , no , that 's fine . i 'll call back . thank you . he 's in surgery . you have a reprieve . david : do n't you think it 's just a little weird that you are asking my brother to be my best man ? dorian : do n't you think it 's a little weird that you 're not keeping your end of the bargain ? honey , our wedding is going to be so fabulous , nobody could spoil it . hmm ? david : you have no idea . david : when the going gets tough , the tough get eating . ah ! damn ! even comfort food has an opinion . hey . adriana : hey . david : i got to warn you -- if you 're going to have some of this , it 's got an agenda all its own . bad day ? adriana : the killing club killer has rex . david : oh , that 's terrible . who 's rex ? adriana : rex balsom ? roxy 's son , natalie 's brother ? david : oh . well , i certainly hope he looks good in a cheerleader 's outfit . adriana : it 's not funny . rex 's life is in danger . how could you joke about that ? he could die . david : you 're right , i 'm sorry . it 's gallows humor . it just seems everything around here lately seems so medieval -- crossbows , burnings at the stake , boiling people in oil . what 's next , thumbscrews ? adriana : could we just not talk , please ? david : my brother being part of my wedding party ? adriana : you know , i 'm not hungry . david : hey , wait . come here , come here . i 'm sorry . offensiveness is just my natural way . i got an idea . you need the industrial - strength size . sit down . adriana : i 'm really not hungry , david . david : come on , i ca n't eat by myself . it leads to disorders . thanks . so you know this guy , huh ? i do n't blame you for being so upset . adriana : he 's a really great person . and he 's been through so much lately . he was in love with jen rappaport . david : oh , yeah ? adriana : yeah , and natalie 's been missing for days and -- and now this . david : well , the police are on it , right ? they 'll find him . adriana : what if they do n't ? what if he 's just like those other kids -- hudson , julie ? what if rex does n't come back ? [ scene_break ] blair : look , kids can be cruel . and i know it 's partially my fault because i always freak out when i think i see margaret . starr : you seriously still see her ? blair : no , i have n't seen her in a long time , sweetie . but i thought things were getting back to normal , and i swear i did n't realize you were still upset . starr : kids were just starting to like me and then i became an outcast again . i guess i should be used to it . blair : i wish that i could hold you , give you kisses , and make it all better like i used to when you were little . starr : but you ca n't . blair : margaret is gone . she is gone , she is out of our lives , starr . and all those awful things that she did to us -- you know , it made us stronger . starr : i just wish none of it ever happened . blair : me , too . me , too . but we 're a family now , and your dad and i are closer than we 've ever been . nothing -- i promise you , nothing is going to tear this family apart , ok ? starr : then maybe i should just stay home with you till i go to college . blair : oh , i think that 's the smartest thing you 've said all day . i would love that . but what i would love more is for you to stand up with your head held high and you show those people who you really are . that 'll make them feel like worms . starr : you think ? blair : oh , i know it . you really wish you had different parents because i really think that you got the best of both of us . starr : really ? blair : are you kidding me ? you 're beautiful , you 're smart , you 're so funny , and you 're fearless . starr : sometimes . blair : you are the bravest , the most brave little girl i know . and you are very , very special . and i am so proud to be your mother . starr : do n't ever read my im 's again . blair : oh , i promise , i promise . starr : can i have money ? blair : what for ? starr : i want to buy an ice cream cone . blair : ok . take it all . `` i hate you , mom , but can you give me $ 20 ? `` [ scene_break ] rex : marcie , how are you doing ? marcie : rex , i do n't think i can hold on much longer . marcie : oh , my god . one more inch . i 'm -- rex : marcie ? marcie ! [ scene_break ] dorian : adriana , what is it ? sweetheart , tell me . adriana : nothing . i 'm fine . dorian : come on , honey . what happened ? david : she 's got ways of making people tell the truth . adriana : the killing club killer kidnapped rex . dorian : another kidnapping ? what is the llanview police department doing ? adriana : well , they 're looking for him , but they do n't even have any leads . they would n't even know he was missing if i had n't found his watch outside of rodi 's . and evangeline found this bandanna that smells like chloroform or sleeping gas or something . and i was just talking to him . he was so sad about losing jen . he was crazy about her , but he was talking about moving on , you know , making something of himself . i mean , up until jen died , he was sort of a bad boy , you know . dorian : oh , i know that well . adriana : but underneath it all , he 's this really great guy . and the thing that kills me is he 's been through so much and he 's finally making changes and -- i mean , if he dies , mom , what a waste that would be . it 's not fair . dorian : life is n't fair . i wish i could say otherwise . adriana : i know . i mean , my life has n't been perfect either , but it 's finally good . and i have the two of you and duke . [ david groans ] adriana : i love my life now . i would n't want to change a single thing . and if anyone tried to take it away from me , i would just fight with everything i have to stay alive . dorian : well , if there 's one thing i know to be true , rex knows how to save his own skin . adriana : yeah . i guess you 're right . david : as usual , for the most part . adriana : you know , i want to go to bed . is it ok if i do n't clean up ? dorian : oh , do n't worry about that . i 'll clean up for you . adriana : ok . good night , mom . dorian : oh , sweetheart . adriana : david , thanks . david : you 're welcome . well done . dorian : since when did she become such a good friend of rex balsom 's ? [ scene_break ] starr : here . i got chocolate because it 's supposed to make you feel better . blair : thank you , sweetie . starr : what 's wrong ? blair : oh , nothing . i 'm just -- i 'm feeling a little sentimental about you getting older , that 's all . adriana : does n't feel like it to me . blair : well , we should probably get all of our loot home . what do you say ? starr : hmm . blair : here 's your purse . starr : thank you . blair : you want to hold the ice cream , and i 'll grab the bags . starr : sure . blair : well , i had a great day today with you , sweetie . i really did , and -- do you really wish that you had different parents ? starr : no , i just wish we had different lives . blair : well , we 're going to be ok . we just ca n't let our imaginations run away with us . we 're going to be ok . starr : maybe . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] rich : excuse me . hello . tess : rich . hi . rich : jessica . tess : i thought we were going to arrange to meet for me to get a hold of some additional funds . rich : it 's all been arranged . i can meet with you tomorrow morning if you 'd like . todd : no , no , no , no . it has to be tonight . i 'm leaving . rich : actually , if you have time right now , we could meet -- tess : oh , absolutely . where ? rich : i 'm at the restaurant where we met earlier , and i have a feeling you 're going to be very happy about what i 've turned up for you . she 'll be right over . todd : perfect . [ scene_break ] paramedic : i 've got a g.s.w . , arrested once in the field , pressure 's dropping . michael : hold up a minute , hold up a minute . nick : i need to tell you something . bo : we 're listening . nick : she 's -- michael : who ? natalie ? marcie ? nick : she 's dead . michael : he 's going into cardiac arrest . starting c.p.r . get me a trauma unit ! john : here . stand on this . [ scene_break ] rex : no , it 's a trip release . it 'll only get tighter . officer : lieutenant ! john : cut the ropes on those sandbags before we lose them . officer : they 're cabled , lieutenant . john : all right . see if you can lift them . rex : it 's over 300 pounds , john . john : all right , forget it . grab on to them . you got them ? officer : yeah . john : marcie ? marcie ? marcie , hey . rex , listen to me . listen to me -- where 's natalie ? where 's barber ? [ next_on ] blair : i want to know what you 've done to make margaret cochran disappear . layla : from the moment we met , i knew you were the man i could fall in love with . tess : there 's somebody here that i do n't want to see . you got to keep that guy away from me . john : tell me where she is . where 's natalie ?
dorian tries her best to get david to call spencer to ask him to be his best man but david refuses . dorian attempts to call him herself but he is in surgery . adriana comes in upset that the killer has rex . david tries to console her but not with much luck . nick is shot , and michael tries hard to revive him . bo questions him as to where marcie , rex , and natalie are being held . nick is rushed to the hospital , but goes into cardiac arrest . john and other officers arrive at the warehouse just in time to save marcie and rex . blair enjoys a day shopping with starr , but when starr goes for ice cream , blair imagines that she sees margaret .
blair : i think somebody 's trying to tell us something . john : let 's get out of here . [ scene_break ] todd : do you remember ? marty : no . no , i do n't . god , can you believe it ? a night so hideous and i do n't even remember it happening to me . todd : thank god . marty : you seem relieved . todd : well , yeah , i am , for you . you know ? todd : you should n't have to remember anything like that . you should n't have pestered me into telling you about it . marty : i would have done that sooner or later . todd : it just seems unfair you have to live with the memory of what that bastard did to you . marty : bastard ? todd : what 's that ? marty : well , you said there were three of them , and that it was a gang rape . todd : yeah , that 's right . there were three of them . and you were so drunk . real manly . marty : i mean , someone hated me that much to get that kind of revenge , it 's -- it 's beyond understanding . todd : yeah , it is . marty : what happened to them ? i mean , where are they now ? [ scene_break ] viki : charlie ? what are you doing here ? charlie : i just had to . i had to know that you were all right . are you ? viki : yes , um , i 'm okay . michael tells me that i 'm -- i 'm actually very lucky . charlie : i 'm so -- i mean , is it all right if i 'm -- viki : oh , it 's fine , yes . charlie : are you in pain ? viki : no . i think they 're giving me something for that , anyway . charlie , do n't worry . i 'm going to live . charlie : [ stuttering ] i was worried . i mean , when i heard about the accident , all the things that went racing through my head . i mean , the idea that i might never -- i just ca n't tell you how much it means to me that you are okay . viki : thank you . uh , i do n't understand something , though . i told michael not to notify anybody . how did you even know i was here ? charlie : dorian told me . [ scene_break ] addie : is this a stick up ? i know , you 're the misunderstood criminal and i 'm the unsuspecting but sympathetic victim . we like to play roles sometimes , like i 'm the stern meter maid and david has parked his car -- dorian : enough ! you 're too late . david : hand over those papers , dorian . dorian : what papers ? these ? david : excuse me . i see what you 're doing . i know you 're doing that `` liaisons dangerose `` bit , but i do n't role play with you anymore . give me the papers . dorian : why should i ? we had a deal . david : made under extreme duress , otherwise known as extortion . dorian : an honest exchange of goods and services . david : i wonder how viki would react if she found out about our deal . dorian : you would n't dare . david : force my hand . dorian : you have got a shred of honor left . david : oh , high praise coming from the woman who had to be bribed to not let another human being die . dorian : oh , i did not have to be bribed . i 'm sure that i would have done what i did under any circumstances . david : we 'll never know , will we ? [ scene_break ] viki : dorian told you i was here ? charlie : yeah , i was in the diner talking with addie and then dorian came in . i was just trying to get away from her . she stopped me and told me you and she had been in an accident and that you were here . viki : well , i guess i should n't be all that surprised . charlie : no ? viki : no , uh , i think that at the moment , dorian is having a prolonged attack of conscience . charlie : i would n't know anything about that . viki : well , with her , it 's usually motivated by something extreme . charlie : well , it 's hard to imagine anything extreme enough to get dorian lord to do the right thing . viki : death , that 's extreme . dorian saved my life tonight . [ scene_break ] dorian : i kept my part of the bargain . now it is time for you to keep your part , or did you have your fingers crossed behind your back when you begged and you pleaded ? dorian : for viki 's future ? david : i 'm a man , and a man does what he has to for a friend . dorian : i did what i had to do for my sister . it 's over , david . david : trumped again . dorian : you just bet . i can top you any day of the week . ha ! addie : oh , for pity 's sake . dorian : what ? addie , stop it ! addie : now nobody has them . dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , yeah . i 'm just a little drenched and a little buzzed . john : well , wait a while . blair : wait a minute . this look -- this wet look looks good on you . john : you like this , huh ? blair : yeah , you should try it at the station sometime . john : just walk in like this . blair : yeah , absolutely . i bet you if you walked in buck - naked and gave them that intimidating look of yours , nobody would say anything to you . john : me , intimidating ? i doubt it . blair : yeah , you , intimidating . you betcha . john : do i intimidate you ? blair : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] [ thunder crashes ] todd : i think that 's enough for one night . marty : no , no , i want to know exactly what happened to the three men who raped me . are they still out there ? todd : yeah , they 're still around , but trust me , they did n't get away with it . marty : so they went to prison ? todd : yes . marty : are they still there ? todd : one of them is . marty : one of them ? todd : it 's complicated . marty : how complicated ? todd : marty , just believe me when i tell you that they paid for what they did to you , okay ? marty : but what -- getting out and walking around free ? getting back to their lives ? todd : they do n't have lives . one of them is in prison like i told you and the other one -- the other one went a little bonkers and ended up in a mental institution , so -- marty : and the third one ? todd : he 's free , he 's free . if you can call it that . marty : so wait , let me get this straight . the one who instigated the gang rape is already out of prison ? todd : he got pardoned . marty : why ? todd : now , you know , like i said , it 's complicated . it 's -- i 'll tell you one thing . i know that he -- even though he did n't go to prison , he 's suffered enough . he 's still suffering . he thinks about it every day of his life , every minute of his life , what he did to you . and he 's got nothing . he 's totally alone . [ scene_break ] charlie : dorian saved your life ? viki : yeah . i 'm kind of surprised she did n't tell you that herself . charlie : well , i pretty much just ran out of the room when she told me you were in the hospital . uh , maybe i 've been wrong about her . viki : oh , i doubt it . i mean , i 'm extremely grateful to dorian for what she did tonight , believe me , but i 've known that woman for , oh , god , what seems like several lifetimes , and i think it would be very naive of me to think that dorian doing the right thing would be any kind of pattern for her . charlie : i 'm happy with anything as long as it helps save your life . viki : thank you . charlie : well , look , i know you 've had a pretty tough night , and seeing that i 'm the last person that you really want to see here -- viki : no , charlie -- charlie : well , no , but -- look , i know how you feel about me and i know why you feel that way . and i just had to come by to make sure that you were -- viki : charlie , please stop . i 'm really so , so glad you 're here . charlie : what ? you are ? viki : you know , charlie , in spite of what happened , my feelings for you have n't just vanished . charlie : look , you know , i -- i did n't come here just to get into all this . i just had to see for myself that you were okay , okay ? now i 'll let you get some rest . viki : wait . there 's something that you should know , okay ? the last time we spoke , you told me that you had a memory of being in dorian 's bed . charlie : yeah . viki : dorian admitted to me tonight that you and she did not sleep together . [ scene_break ] david : ripping up the papers never would have even crossed my mind . good job , addie , baby . addie : i ripped up a lot of things at st. anne 's . david : well , that 's that , i suppose . why do n't you and i go home and play a nice round of irate customer and dishwasher repair man ? addie : yeah . david : i 'll let you be the repair man this time . addie : i like that one . dorian : really , what kind of idiot do you think i am ? those papers were signed in triplicate . my attorney left the hospital with a copy of his own . and believe me , that 's not going to be burned or shredded or anything else . like i said , david , it 's over . addie : will someone please tell me what 's going on ? what were you doing at the hospital with your lawyer at this time of night ? dorian : well , actually , addie , it 's a little bit difficult . david : dorian , just take a second and look at your sister . does she even remotely resemble a woman who 's in a miserable marriage ? dorian : you look at her . you going to tell her or shall i ? addie : tell me what ? david : come here a second , addie , baby . do you have any idea how much joy i 've gotten out of being with you ? addie : do i ever . david : when i look back at my life , the childhood that i had , and the man i 've become -- dorian : oh , just say it . david : i 'm leaving you . say something . addie : it 's raining . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm glad you got me away from work tonight . blair : i 'm glad you let me yammer on . guess i should head home . john : i thought you said everyone was asleep . blair : i did . john : you do n't look sleepy . blair : i 'm not . john : why do n't you stay ? [ scene_break ] marty : the man that raped me , who gets two other men to rape me is alone . and that 's supposed to be punishment enough ? todd : i do n't think you quite understand . marty : no , i do n't understand and -- and i do n't remember . todd : you do n't remember anything at all ? marty : nope . and how sick is this ? i 'm actually sitting here trying to remember -- trying to remember being gang raped . marty : i 'm sorry i made you -- todd : no , no , no , wait a minute . do n't apologize to me . marty , do n't ever apologize to me . [ scene_break ] addie : you 're leaving me ? when ? how ? david : those papers we just tore to bits ? dorian : they were annulment papers , addie . addie : annulment ? do n't you have to prove the marriage was never , you know , to get an annulment ? dorian : please , can we not go there ? addie : david , i do n't understand . i saw you not three hours ago and you were happy . we were going to schedule our swimming with the sharks expedition . dorian : oh , why bother ? you were married to a shark . david : addie , baby , there is nothing that i would enjoy more than being on a boat with you off the great barrier reef , chumming the waters with dorian 's blood , but -- addie : but what ? why did you divorce me ? dorian : annul , addie , annul . addie : whatever . why -- why did dorian show up with the papers ? david : you 'd have to ask dorian that . dorian : addie , in order to win you your freedom , david and i struck an agreement . addie : you paid him off ? dorian : no , definitely not . he 's not going to get a dime . i won you back your happiness . ha , ha ! and it did n't cost me anything . addie : dr. bonner from st. anne 's was right . you 're the one who needs help . dorian : you do n't understand , addie . addie : oh , yes , i understand perfectly . the high and mighty dorian lord has decided what 's best for her poor , deluded sister . well , i 'm not deluded . and i 'm certainly not poor . so you can just get out of my life . dorian : i know that you 're upset , and i 'm truly sorry for that , but , honestly , you are going to thank me someday . david is using you . do n't you see ? you were never anything more than a means to an end . addie : yes , i see that . [ scene_break ] charlie : why in the world did that even come up ? viki : because earlier in the evening she told me that you had . charlie : and she would just lie to you about something like that ? i mean , just to hurt you ? viki : oh , yes . that pretty much sums it up . oh , yeah . charlie : when she did you that we were sleeping together , did you believe it ? viki : i did n't know , charlie . you know , jared said that you were incredibly drunk and -- charlie : no , i mean , hey . viki : but , see , the thing is you told me you would never ever do that . and you were right . besides , however drunk you were , the name you were calling out that night was mine . however it happened , you were asking for me . charlie : i swear i am going to get to the bottom of this , viki . i mean , i have to understand when i took that first drink and why . viki : i really wish you would stop torturing yourself . charlie : no , i just ca n't accept it . i mean , i was in such a good place with my drinking . i wanted to tell rex the truth . wanted to tell you . i promised jared that running to the bottle over this was not even an option . and so i want to know how all of a sudden i ended drunk in an alley . viki : i do n't know . charlie : i do n't know why it 's so important to me to figure this out , because , hey , i 'm sober now . and , uh , even if i did n't figure out how and why i slipped , it‘s certainly not going to change the fact that i did a lot of things that made me lose the woman i love . nurse : we 'll soon have a bed in coronary care , mrs. davidson . charlie : coronary care ? nurse : it 's not every day that i have a patient who died and came back to life . [ scene_break ] todd : do n't apologize about anything that happened to you . none of that was your fault . marty : i know . todd : no , you do n't know . these -- these sick bastards who locked you in a room and terrorized you , that 's not your fault . i 'm sorry that i made you suffer through it again telling you about it . marty : it was n't your fault . nothing you could have done . todd : yeah , there was . yeah , there was . i could have stopped him . todd : i could have stopped the party . i did n't . i did n't stop it because i 'm a coward . todd : i could have stopped it , but i did n't . i 'm sorry . marty : just because you were at the party , you -- you think you could have stopped them ? how could you possibly have known what they were going to do ? todd : yeah , i guess . i 'm sorry . i just wish that i could go back and change things , that 's all . marty : i appreciate that . but guess what ? you do a lot for me now . todd : i do n't know . it does n't seem like enough . marty : oh , come on . what ? you saved my life after lee was murdered . you 've taken care of me , you 've given me a place to stay . so would you stop ? no , stop . stop it . just stop feeling guilty for something that happened to me so long ago that i ca n't even remember . because you know what ? it 's wasted energy . why do n't you put it into something that 's more useful ? fix a few of those relationships with people that you love . [ scene_break ] [ thunder and rain ] blair : stay here ? john : well , there 's no way you 're going to get a cab at this hour , you know ? the storm and all . blair : i have my car . john : you also had a few drinks . blair : it was more like half a bottle . john : mmm . well , i 'd drive you -- blair : yeah , but you split that bottle with me . john : yeah . blair : so . it 's really coming down . john : may not let up for awhile . blair : you know , you 're right . i should n't drive . john : well , you know , i 'm a cop . we know these things . blair : oh , so it 's detective john mcbain that says i should stay here . john : him , too . blair : well , then i guess i do n't have a choice . we 're just going to have to ride the storm out right here . [ scene_break ] dorian : you know that david 's been using you ? addie : of course . just like i 've been using him . that 's what marriage is all about , dorian . two people using each other -- for love , for friendship , for -- for -- for just plain fun . david : that 's beautiful . addie : what i do n't understand is what gives you the right to convince david to end our marriage ? dorian : i 'm the head of the cramer family , and i will do anything to protect my family . addie : oh , that is so sad . dorian : how ? addie : you 're using the same reasoning that todd does . david : oh , touché . dorian : my own sister is comparing me to todd ? to that lunatic ? addie : what excuse does he use for all the terrible things he 's done to -- to starr lately ? dorian : but that 's different . addie : why ? because starr 's 16 and i 'm not ? dorian : because todd is a psychopath and i am not . addie : you could have fooled me . dorian : addie , i am so happy that you are no longer in st. anne 's , and that you 're home with your family . i really admire your zest for living , but did you think that i would just sit idly by and watch you suffer the humiliation of being made a fool of by this user ? addie : i 've married a charming , good - looking , younger man who genuinely cares about me and who makes me laugh . you let him get away . i think we all know who the fool is . david : that is so insightful . dorian : oh , really ? as if i would ever consider for a moment getting involved with you again . david : methinks the lady doth protest too much . dorian : shut up . addie : do n't you tell him to shut up . i love it when you talk shakespeare . [ scene_break ] charlie : when i just walked in here , you acted as if nothing had happened . i mean , as if you were just banged up a little . viki : you know , charlie , i live with heart problems . so every day for me is a gift . and i long ago realized that when bad things happen , it 's a waste of time to agonize over them . just be grateful that i made it through , and keep going , that 's all . besides , you looked so worried when you came in . i did n't want to make it worse . charlie : look -- look , i know you 've had a hell of a night , but i mean -- how did this accident happen ? what -- what were you doing in a car with dorian in the first place ? viki : oh , please . uh , dorian 's car broke down , i happened to come along the road . she wanted a lift , i reluctantly offered her a lift , and when we were in the car , um -- well , your name came up , and of course we started arguing , so -- charlie : oh , wait a minute . is that how the accident happened ? viki : no . no , no , no . the brakes on the car failed . charlie : i -- i could have lost you forever . viki : oh , charlie . charlie : it 's true . i ca n't -- i ca n't keep doing this . i wo n't . viki : what ? charlie : what , i wo n't take this lying down . i wo n't just give up on you , viki . letting you go the way i did , that was wrong . you died tonight . viki : no , i did n't die . my heart just stopped . charlie : and that is dying . charlie : the most important person in my life was gone , and i had no idea . okay , if you had n't -- geez , if you had n't come back ? i never would have been able to make things right between us . you would have died without ever knowing how much i love you , how much i am willing to do to get you back in my life . and i swear to god , i am going to do whatever it takes , viki , whatever it takes to get you back . [ scene_break ] dorian : if either one of you thinks i 'm going to apologize for protecting my sister , you 're dead wrong . addie : dorian , when are you going to get it through your head that i no longer need your protection ? david : addie , baby , i am so sorry . if you understood the circumstances , you 'd understand that i had no choice . addie : she may think she 's won this battle , but i have n't given up . after all , i 'm a cramer , too . david : parting is such sweet sorrow . addie : oh , there you go again . david : and do n't you follow her . you 've hurt her enough for one night . dorian : hurt her ? i saved her from you . david : she did n't seem to see it that way . dorian : oh , really ? dorian : we had a deal . i save viki 's life , you give up addie . do you deny that you agreed to those terms ? david : no . dorian : then why the change of heart ? why did you burst in here , so anxious to stop me from giving those annulment papers to addie ? why ? [ scene_break ] viki : it 's -- it 's not just up to you , charlie . charlie : okay , no , i know , and i 'm not begging you for a second chance . i 'm not even asking you say anything . but i just want you to know that i 'm not going to give up without a fight . i 'm going to do everything that i can to earn back your trust and your love , because for some idiotic reason , until just a few minutes ago , it never really hit me what my life would be without you in it . viki : yeah . well , we 've come this close to tragedy and somehow managed by the grace of god to avoid it . life tends to take on a whole new perspective , does n't it ? charlie : yeah . sometimes that perspective does n't last very long , but i 'm here to tell you , i am never going to forget this moment . viki : you know , it 's odd . i 'm still trying to come to terms with what happened to me tonight and exactly what it means . charlie : you mean , when your heart stopped ? viki : when i regained consciousness , i had this very distinct feeling that i 'd been given a second chance . charlie : wait . given or fought for ? because , believe me , you 're not a quitter , viki . viki : no , no . somehow it was n't up to me . it was n't my choice . now , i just knew somehow that i 'd come back for a reason . charlie : you have all kinds of reasons . i mean , jessica needs you now more than ever . and she and natalie have so much more to do . viki : no , it was not -- it was not about my family . i miss you , charlie . i miss you so much . charlie : you know how i feel . viki : i know . now , so much has happened , and i -- i 'm just not equipped to make a decision tonight . charlie : i 'm not going to push you , at least not until you 're up and about . viki : we 've both been through so much these past weeks , you know , and i -- well , i have a lot to think about . i do n't really know how it 's going to play out . but i will tell you one thing , for damn sure . i 'm so glad you came by this evening . charlie : me , too . [ scene_break ] john : want me to throw your clothes in the dryer ? blair : what would i put on in the meantime ? john : i could lend you something . blair : it 's a good thing i look good in black . john : everything i have is n't black . blair : really ? john : mm - hmm . blair : hmm . let me sneak a little peek . oh , i must have hit the blackboard . black . oh , yeah , another -- john : there 's probably some sweats in there . blair : and what color would those be ? john : navy . blair : now you must feel very adventurous when you wear that , huh ? john : this is my underwear drawer . no one sees my underwear drawer . blair : okay , i just did . john : you 've got a lot of attitude , you know that ? blair : you know it . john : i guess i do . blair : you going to , uh , give me those sweats ? john : you can change in the bathroom . blair : good . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't have any relationships , really . they 've all been taken away from me . marty : what about me ? todd : yeah , congratulations . all i seem to do for you is torture you about your past . some things you do n't even remember . marty : i needed to know . todd : you know , you 're more forgiving than i am , that 's for sure . you okay ? marty : i know it 's a storm , but i do n't know why i 'm just sort of frightened . i 'm frightened . todd : well , you know what ? there was a storm that night . marty : oh . i do n't -- i do n't -- i do n't think i want to be alone tonight . todd : i 'm not going anywhere . i 'll be right down the hall . marty : no , i mean i do n't want to be in this room alone . marty : todd , would you just stay here with me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : so do you care to enlighten me , david ? why you 're so anxious to go back on your promise to give up addie ? david : because our marriage means that much to me . dorian : you mean because my money means so much to you . david : you 've seen me and addie together . you know that our marriage is about a lot more than just money . dorian : i know that your marriage to my sister is over . david : you heard what she said . i still have a chance . dorian : oh , ho , ho , ho . you are now out of my sister 's life , you are out of my life , and the best news of all , you 're going to be out of my house . david : i have to suffer because i wanted to save viki 's life . dorian : your suffering is none of my concern . and your ride on the gravy train is officially over . good night , sweet prince . david : drop the shakespeare . medea 's the only role for you . dorian : ah , ha , ha , ha . david : hey , you got any matches ? man : sure . david : thank you . david : oh , viki , i hope your $ 10 million lease of life is worth it . [ scene_break ] charlie : well , i guess they 'll be taking you up to coronary care soon . viki : i guess , yeah . charlie : i should go . viki : charlie ? charlie : hmm ? viki : i mean , do you have to ? could you stay just for a while ? charlie : do you really want me to ? viki : i hate hospitals . i would so like your company . charlie : i will stay here as long as you want . [ scene_break ] todd : you mean you want me to stay in this room tonight with you ? marty : i know it 's a lot to ask . todd : it would n't make you feel uncomfortable ? marty : being in this storm and not being able to move ? that 's what makes me uncomfortable . todd : okay , then , sure . i 'll just , uh -- i 'll pull up a chair . i 'll be right here . marty : thank you . todd : marty ? i just want you to know that i 'm never going to let anyone hurt you , ever .
david surprises dorian by telling her he refuses to divorce addie , regardless of their `` agreement . `` he even goes so far as to burn the $ 10 million check that clint gave him for that purpose . blair and john get closer and end up sleeping together . todd is growing close to marty . she asks him all about the rape but makes it clear that she trusts him and likes him and has no recollection of what he did . charlie goes to see viki in her hospital room and declares his love for her . she admits to him that she loves him , too .
rex : you seriously think you can use what you did to gigi to send her to jail . stacy : i never said gigi . rex : you said the mother of my child . stacy : i know what i said , and i was talking about me . i 'm the mother of your child . gigi : are you saying that shane is your child ? stacy : i do n't mean shane . gigi : then what are you talking about , stacy ? my god , you are so pathetic . stacy : do i look pathetic to you , rex ? because i feel like i look happy . are n't i glowing ? gigi : you 're so crazy , i bet you glow in the dark . i 'm calling the cops . rex : do n't . gigi : why not ? i told her i would n't press charges if she just left town and left us alone . but this is like stalking . stacy : rex , you know , do n't you ? gigi : what 's she talking about ? what does stacy think you know ? [ scene_break ] natalie : we still have no power , and you wo n't send a truck . it 's the buchanan lodge , okay ? we 're trying to have a party . yes , i know we called before . you know what ? just because the neighbors are n't having a power outage does n't mean there 's not a line down , okay ? jared : sweetie , try the tree . natalie : maybe there 's a tree that fell down . that 's what 's causing our power outage . fine . no , we 'll try again . charlie : what , the power company wo n't come out ? rachel : what , do they think you 're lying ? natalie : they said according to their grid , we should have power . so we need to check our breakers and wires . jared : which we already did . charlie : and we will again . shaun : it 's nice with the candlelight . jared : yes . look , we can make this work . the caterers left everything ready . the food 's prepared . natalie : now all we need is the wedding parties . rachel : well , who are we missing ? my mom ? natalie : and my mom and my dad . brody : hey , everyone . anybody seen jessica ? natalie : and jessica . great . brody : it 's okay . i 'll go find her . [ scene_break ] jessica : nash ? nash . jessica : nash ? [ scene_break ] matthew : i knew you 'd be on my side , grandpa . you always told me to go for what i want , damn the cost . and suing mom and dad , i do n't like the way it 's making me feel . i really wish you were here with me . i do n't know . maybe it would be cool if you could send me a sign or something . yeah , right . grandpa send me a sign . destiny : who are you talking to ? [ scene_break ] nora : no . oh , voicemail . oh , god . hi , bo . it 's nora . i was just calling to see if you got stuck at the office or stuck in traffic or stuck in general . i do n't know . you know , i know how much you love parties . do n't want you to miss out on all the fun . who am i kidding ? this is not fun . not fun at all . matthew said some horrible things . clint 's upset , the lights went out . anyway , where are you , okay ? god , i wish you were here . i wish you were here . is that wrong ? bo : i do n't know . but i 'm here now . nora : i was afraid you were n't coming . [ scene_break ] viki : what do you think ? clint : i think asa forgot to give us a wedding present . viki : and it 's been here for over 25 years ? clint : well , it depends which wedding it was . viki : why did n't someone find it before now ? clint : that i do n't know . viki : clint , this wrapping looks brand new . and this card is not yellowed . i mean , this must be a prank . clint : yeah . well , this is definitely pa 's handwriting . viki : i know . and it looks like he just wrote it . i mean , do you think this is maybe someone 's idea of a joke ? clint : or maybe asa 's trying to tell us something . [ scene_break ] matthew : my grandpa . he passed away a couple of years ago . destiny : you miss him ? matthew : a lot . he always -- he always knew what to do . destiny : so do you . trust yourself , matthew . it 's your body . what do you want to do ? matthew : i want to walk . destiny : do you believe my brother greg can help you ? matthew : yes . destiny : then there 's your answer . matthew : thanks , grandpa . [ scene_break ] bo : what , are you kidding ? i 'm the best man , so . and you 're getting married tomorrow , so of course i 'm here . this will be the second happiest day of your life . nora : well , that 's nice . do n't let clint hear you say that . bo : why ? my brother in a bad mood ? nora : well , with just cause . bo : well , it 's not me . clint and i are good . nora : i 'm glad . and what about us ? are we okay ? [ scene_break ] viki : what , you think that asa 's ghost is roaming around here somewhere ? clint : yeah , i do . i 've always believed that the hereafter would just bore the hell out of him . viki : so you assume that he 's with the angels , hmm ? clint : well , either way , i find it hard to believe that he would give up butting into my life . and you . you were his favorite daughter - in - law . viki : twice . clint : yeah . so maybe asa could come back to get a message to you . viki : you think we should open it ? [ scene_break ] bo : we 're fine , nora . are n't we ? nora : yes . yes . bo : want to go in ? nora : no . no . bo : rough night ? i heard part of that message . nora : it started with a bang , and then matthew arrived . bo : i told you he would . nora : shaun had to carry him into the lodge . bo : ah , damn . pa never had a reason to put in ramps . nora : oh , but he got carried in in front of his friend . bo : is he upset ? nora : no . determined , you know ? it was like he 's gon na add it to his list of reasons why he should get this surgery , you know , even if it kills him . bo : i do n't know how téa delgado sleeps at night . nora : oh , that was the other piece of great news that we found out tonight . it was n't téa delgado that convinced matthew to sue us . bo : who was it ? nora : destiny . [ scene_break ] destiny : do n't be calling your grandpa in here on me . i do n't need more of your family mad . matthew : what are you talking about ? destiny : did you see the look on your mom 's face when she found out i was the one who told you to sue your parents ? she wanted to throw me out of the house . matthew : i do n't get that . i mean , i 'm the one suing my parents . they ca n't blame you . destiny : sure they can . matthew : you 're really upset . why ? destiny : i want your parents to like me . matthew : they do like you . even if they did n't , it would n't matter . destiny : why not ? matthew : because i like you . [ scene_break ] jessica : who are you ? brody : jessica ? jessica , what 's wrong ? jessica : i saw nash . brody : jessica -- jessica : i saw him . he was right over there by that tree , and when i walked over he was gone . brody : baby , nash is dead . jessica : i know . brody : do you ? [ scene_break ] stacy : do n't you feel it , rex ? gigi : feel what ? rex : stop . stacy : the connection between us was so strong and now there 's living proof growing inside of me . gigi : this is beyond sick . stacy : but it 's true and it 's beautiful and perfect . rex , i 'm pregnant . gigi : oh , my god , stacy , you do know that we can prove that this is a lie . stacy : it 's not a lie . here . gigi : okay , a few minutes ago this was a list of charges against me . stacy : i wanted to wait for rex to get here . i wanted him to hear the news first . gigi : okay , it says you 're pregnant . it 's still fake . stacy : call the lab if you do n't believe me . gigi : and talk to your buddy kyle , who already faked tests for you once ? what did you give him this time ? do you have a pole set up right there in the lab ? stacy : i 'll take another test anywhere you want . you pick the lab . you can stand there while -- gigi : stop , stop . listen . even if you are pregnant , there 's no way that rex is the father . he never slept with you . stacy : you told her that ? gigi : rex never slept with you . join the real world . get a life . rex , say something . stacy : do you want to wait till our baby 's born ? gigi : oh , god . oh , it 's true . you slept with her . [ scene_break ] jessica : you think i 'm losing it , do n't you ? brody : i did n't say that . jessica : i saw nash . brody : all right . tell me exactly what happened . jessica : i saw someone upstairs . someone was there . i came outside for some fresh air and i was looking up at the stars , and then i heard something behind me , like a branch snap or something , and i -- and when i turned around it was nash . brody : you saw his face ? jessica : no . it was -- it was a glimpse . brody : then how do you know it was him ? jessica : well , we were talking about him before and it -- it felt like him , and i know how that sounds . brody : no , it 's okay . all right . you stay here . jessica : where -- where are you going ? brody : i 'm gon na take a look around , see what i can find . do n't move . i do n't have another flashlight . it 's dark out here and i do n't want to lose you . jessica : okay . i 'll stay put . brody : will you be all right alone ? maybe you should go back to the house . jessica : no , no . i want to stay . i want -- i want to see . [ scene_break ] bo : destiny told matthew to take us to court ? nora : yeah . bo : why ? she seemed like such a sweet kid . nora : well , she is . i know . it 's so much easier to be mad at téa delgado . bo : why would she tell matthew to do something like that ? nora : she believes in her doctor brother . she wants matthew to be happy . bo : what ? and we do n't ? nora : no , i mean -- i just think that she truly believes that matthew will never get a shot of happiness as long as he 's sitting in that chair . bo : she does n't see the risks . she does n't want to . she does n't realize how many great things matthew still has in his life , you know ? because she 's a kid . they have no sense of time and what really matters . nora : do you think we do ? bo : yeah , we do . yeah , that 's why we have to call the shots , you know , as hard as it is . what ? nora ? nora : are we making the right decisions ? i do n't want to hold matthew back , but i 'm so scared of what could happen to him . bo : oh , hey , hey , come on . nora : god , bo , i 'm so scared for that kid . it 's like no matter what we do , we could lose him . bo : nora , we are not gon na lose him . i promise you . [ scene_break ] matthew : he was tough , funny , and really big . destiny : scary . matthew : when he wanted to be , but he 'd always tell me the truth . destiny : what do you think he 'd say about suing your parents ? matthew : he 'd probably be ticked off and say something like , `` buchanans stick together , boy . `` but then he 'd probably think about it and say , `` unless one of them is being a jackass . `` destiny : he 'd say that to you ? matthew : that 's the clean version . but then he 'd probably say something like , `` roll the dice if you 're willing to take a chance because in the end that 's the only way you win . `` [ scene_break ] viki : will you look at that . clint : now we know which wedding . viki : `` fill this book with memories and milestones , kids who grow up too fast and bite back , grandkids who know you hung the moon , graduations , dances , vacations , weddings , barbeques . build a family . welcome , victoria . you 're a buchanan , now and forever . `` viki : `` now and forever . `` [ scene_break ] gigi : oh , god . i ca n't breathe . rex : gigi , i am so sorry . gigi : when i asked you , you lied . rex : i -- i know . gigi : you lied to my face . rex : i -- i was stupid and scared . breathe , honey , please . gigi : i ca n't . rex : get her some water . stacy : excuse me ? rex : geeg , it was -- it was just one time , okay ? this ca n't -- stacy : but it is . one time is all it takes . right , gigi ? rex : it was one stupid time . i ran into brody at the gym and i just got done busting him about you dumping him for schuyler . gigi : i was never with either one of them . rex : oh , but i did n't know that , okay ? all i knew was that you had dumped me to be with two other guys , and then brody is saying , `` trust gigi . stacy 's trouble . `` gigi : he was trying to warn you . rex : but he did n't just tell me the truth . nobody was . i was the only person in town who did n't know why you put our lives through the shredder . gigi : it was her ! rex : okay . i know that now . but at the time the only person i thought i could trust was stacy . gigi : i 'm gon na be sick . stacy : you can trust me , rex . i am here and i love you . rex : what happened with you is nothing . stacy : that 's a lie . are you just trying to protect her ? because it 's better to be upfront . he came to me because he wanted to be with me . rex : no . i was mad as hell and confused . stacy : you broke his heart . he was done with you , gigi . rex : that 's not -- stacy : i asked him what he wanted . he could n't get my clothes off fast enough . gigi : that 's enough ! stacy : we made love . rex : it meant nothing . stacy : our child was conceived in love . rex : i do n't even believe the child is mine . [ scene_break ] brody : it 's okay , jess . you 're all right . it 's me . jessica : did you find him ? brody : no . jessica : any sign of him ? brody : well , there were a couple of trails in the woods , but i could n't tell how fresh . i ran them down -- jessica : nothing ? well , you believe me , do n't you ? brody : that you saw somebody ? absolutely . jessica : but not that it was nash . brody : jessica , do you really believe that ? jessica : i know he 's dead . i watched him die . i buried him , but i -- i know this sounds crazy , i just -- brody : no , it makes sense . we were talking about nash earlier . you just passed an anniversary . you had him on your mind when you saw whatever it was -- a neighbor or an animal . there are all kinds of deer tracks in there . it could have been anything . jessica : you 're right . brody : you want to go inside ? they were going to start dinner by candlelight . jessica : yeah . that sounds nice . [ scene_break ] viki : i still have to wonder how this got misplaced . clint : it could have been done on purpose . i mean , on any given day i could have said or done something that set pa off . viki : as i recall , he gave us `` the chronicle `` for a wedding present , so he must not have been too angry with you . clint : on that day . but , you know , it could have been the day before or something . i could have done -- you know , if i had a dollar for every time that he said to me , `` you 're dead in my eyes . `` viki : you 'd be half as rich as he left you . clint : that 's true . viki : do you miss him ? clint : every day . that was some wedding . viki : bomb and all ? clint : we survived . viki : no , clint . no , we thrived . how many albums did we fill , huh ? we have four beautiful children , and grandchildren . clint : and grandchildren that we buried . viki : and my illness , but there were so many happy memories . clint : viki , it was a big life . and all our kids -- they turned out great . viki : mm - hmm . clint : they like us . and you and i -- we 're still talking . viki : i do n't regret a minute of it . clint : neither do i . viki : well , now we 're starting a whole new chapter -- you and nora . clint : but are you sure ? viki : yeah . charlie 's a wonderful man . i could n't love him more . clint : and he makes you happy ? viki : very , very . clint : well , then -- by the power vested in me , you have the buchanan blessing . [ both laugh ] clint : and you also have mine . viki : oh . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm sorry . bo : you know , matthew 's gon na be okay , so i think you can give it a rest for a day . nora : yeah . bo : getting married tomorrow . nora : i do n't do pre - wedding jitters . you know that . bo : that 's not how i remember it . nora : what ? you mean , when i married you ? oh , please . bo : well , then , why did we need the wedding police to drag us there ? nora : i had never been more sure of anything in my life . for god 's sake , i was marrying the man of -- bo : the man of the hour . nora : yeah . you know better . bo : lights are still out . nora : well , just as well . bo : why ? nora : the party was a disaster . bo : well , yeah , you said that , but you did n't say why . nora : oh , well , from the moment we arrived , you know , kids had gotten together and had a banner made up to congratulate the happy couples . only when they opened up the banner , it said , `` congratulations , viki and clint , nora and bo . `` bo : what happened ? how did my name get -- nora : i do n't have a clue . i have no idea . maybe it was a sign . bo : you think ? nora : oh , come on . you do n't even believe that kind of stuff . bo : no , i do n't . but you do . so maybe it 's a wake - up call . nora : yeah . get a new printer . bo : do you really think that that 's it ? nora : yeah . no . i do n't know what to think . bo : then do n't . do n't think . [ scene_break ] stacy : rex , it was meant to be . i 've loved you since i was 13 . everything since then has led us here . rex : there is no `` us . `` stacy : but there is now . rex : no . i love gigi . stacy : but we 're meant to be together . you made love to me . he told me over and over again how much he loved me . rex : that 's not true . stacy : he said i saved him . rex : gigi . gigi , wait . stacy : wait . i told you we 're not over yet , rex . rex : move , stacy . stacy : let her go . it 's over . rex : i said move ! rex : gigi , where are you ? i could kill you . stacy : rex , you do n't understand . rex : no , you do n't understand . i could kill you . gigi ! stacy : why are you acting like this ? we made a baby . rex : stop . are you insane ? stacy : rex , you 're hurting me . rex : i wish you had died when you fell down those stairs . gigi ! [ scene_break ] schuyler : whoa . whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . gigi ? gigi : my fault . schuyler : no . gigi : i 'm sorry . schuyler : wait , wait . just - stop , stop . what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] destiny : your granddad seems cool . i would have liked him . matthew : yeah , he would have liked you , too . destiny : you think ? matthew : yeah . he probably would have said , `` that girl 's got grit and gumption . she reminds me of me . `` destiny : man , he was old . matthew : yeah , but it 's true . i mean , i 'd be nowhere without you . destiny : i want to be here . matthew : what ? huh ? my parents are totally kissing right now . destiny : what ? get out . [ scene_break ] nora : what was that ? bo , i 'm getting married tomorrow . bo : and after tomorrow you 'll be married to my brother . nora : bo -- bo : nora , this thing has been sitting between us for months . nora : we have just been spending a lot of time together because of matthew . bo : well , that 's what we say . nora : it 's true . bo : it 's part of the truth . nora : we love our son . we used to love each other . it 's just natural , that 's all . bo : oh . is it natural for me to think about you all the time ? i do . nora : we are not going to hurt clint . bo : i 'd rather cut off my arm . nora : then what are you saying ? bo : nora , if i did n't kiss you tonight , if i did n't do something about the way i feel , i 'd regret it for the rest of my life . jessica : uncle bo . nora . bo : hi . jessica : glad you can make it . what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] destiny : is n't your mom supposed to be marrying your uncle tomorrow ? matthew : yeah . destiny : then what 's up with her and your dad ? matthew : i do n't know . destiny : you said it before . matthew : yeah , i know . but they just kept saying they were together because they were worried about me . i mean , that 's why my dad was over all the time . look , destiny , you need to promise me you wo n't say anything to anybody . destiny : i promise . it 's none of my business anyway . your mom already got mad at me once today . i do not need more . are you gon na say something to her ? matthew : yeah . i 'm gon na say something to my mom and dad first thing in the morning . [ scene_break ] charlie : viki , i think we 're all set for candles . viki : charlie . hey . look what we found . charlie : what 's that ? viki : the ghost of weddings past . clint : yes . we found it in a drawer . viki : yeah , apparently asa intended to give it to us when we were married way back in 1982 , but it somehow made a detour up here . charlie : it 's pretty . viki : whoa . charlie : oh , hallelujah . natalie : woo hoo ! do you guys have light up there ? viki : yes , we do indeed . natalie : well , come on down . let 's get this party started . viki : on my way , honey . [ scene_break ] stacy : look , i did n't get myself pregnant . you did that part , buddy . you could n't wait to be with me . rex : not true . stacy : look , the proof is right here , and it 's beautiful , rex . it 's a baby . rex : you planned this . stacy : i could n't have . it was meant to be . it was meant to be , rex . rex : stop saying that . stacy : stop fighting it . [ scene_break ] gigi : what 's wrong ? oh , let me see . stacy just told us that she 's pregnant with rex 's baby . schuyler : oh . wow . gigi : you do n't seem surprised . schuyler : i am so sorry . gigi : you knew ? you knew ! [ scene_break ] bo : hey , jess . i 'm glad to be here , too . hey , brody . brody : sir . bo : so , what are you guys doing ? out on a hike or something ? brody : we thought there was a prowler . nora : really ? brody : well , jessica saw somebody in the woods out that way . is that the way you came in ? bo : uh , no , no . i just came in from the road here and backed in . nora : oh , maybe we should call the police . jessica : no . no . besides , we have the commissioner right here and the police department 's newest recruit . we could n't be safer . bo : you know , i 'll bet it was old burt probably walking his dog . he owns that field on the other side of the fence . jessica : probably . that was probably it . brody : look . the lights are back on . nora : oh , well , thank god . bo : well , let 's get to that party , huh ? jessica : hey . brody : come on , babe . jessica : you guys coming ? nora : yeah . [ car beeps ] [ scene_break ] viki : honey , everything looks so beautiful . natalie : well , thank heaven we have power again . or should i say , `` thank charlie `` ? charlie : well , i wish i could take credit for it , but , no , we just fiddled with the main breaker . jared : yeah , we were actually hoping we could find the problem when we were standing there looking not so smart . viki : hey . charlie : hmm ? what ? charlie : what ? what do you need ? viki : has anyone told you today that you are a saint ? charlie : viki , i could live to be 100 and i would not earn that . viki : can we make you a prince ? charlie : okay . maybe i 'll take that one . viki : anyone else would have run from this crowd for the hills ages ago . charlie : what ? because of all your exes and the mix - ups and the fact that every time i turn around there 's clint ? viki : especially that . charlie : i think that it speaks well of you that you two are still close . charlie : you think clint and nora are gon na be okay ? viki : i think so . natalie : okay ! dad , mom , are you guys ready ? i think we were toasting before , right ? rachel : we were . natalie : so , everyone want to grab a glass ? let 's get started . jared : yeah , well , should n't we wait for everyone ? clint : yeah , we are short one bride . viki : where 's nora ? jared : let me go find her . clint : no , that 's all right . stay put . she 'll show up . natalie : oh . here . clint : ah . natalie : finally . where were you ? jessica : uh , i went for a walk and i did n't realize i 'd gone so far . brody : but we 're all back safe and sound . nora : oh , and look who i found . bo : hi . clint : the best man finally shows up , huh ? you know , nora did n't want to start the toast until you got here . [ scene_break ] gigi : when did stacy tell you ? schuyler : when you went to ultraviolet to tell rex everything . stacy came into rodi 's ready to rub your face in it . gigi : and why did n't you anything ? schuyler : because i did n't know , okay ? i did n't know if it was even true . gigi : but what ? you found out later that it was . schuyler : i -- i guessed . and then rex admitted it . gigi : you talked to rex about this and you still did n't tell me ? schuyler : gigi , it 's not my place , okay ? i got in his face about it . i told him he should be straight with you . gigi : oh , god , that 's why you asked me if i had forgiven him . you thought he had told me . you stood there and let me look like a fool ! schuyler : you 're mad at me ? really ? gigi : yes ! no . i just -- why would n't he tell me ? schuyler : probably because he did n't this to happen . i mean , come on , who would want to break your heart ? he probably just hoped you 'd never have to know . [ scene_break ] stacy : just think , rex . we 'll have a baby . rex : you 'll have a baby . stacy : rex , you would never abandon your own child . rex : that may not be my kid . stacy : well , it is . rex : you sure ? you did n't get kyle lewis to do you one more favor ? stacy : no . rex : i 'm sure he would have loved that . hey , for all i know , you could have gotten a sperm donor . stacy : rex , this is your baby , an innocent little boy or little girl that 's coming no matter what you say or what you think of me . rex , this baby needs his father . [ scene_break ] natalie : does everyone have a glass ? viki : yes . bo : hey , wait , wait . where 's , um -- where 's matthew ? matthew : we 're here . we 're here . bo : oh . matthew : you finally made it . bo : yeah , i , uh -- i got hung up on something . natalie : okay , now we got lights . i think we can all see each other , right ? clint : oh , yeah . natalie : so , who wants to go first ? viki : well , sweetheart , why do n't you finish the one that you started ? jared : ah , she thought you 'd never ask . natalie : all right . if you guys insist . i just have a few more things i want to say . gotcha ! no , i think i 'll just finish where i left off before . so , mom and charlie , dad and nora , i wish you all happiness , laughter , and love always . bo : hear , hear . clint : thank you , sweetheart . [ scene_break ] gigi : it 's not fair . after everything we went through to get rid of that psycho bitch , and now she 's pregnant ? schuyler : yeah , well , it does n't have to change anything between you and rex . gigi : it changes everything . rex : yeah , but , it does n't have to . gigi : rex feels every day of shane 's life that he missed . he would never let that happen again with another child . schuyler : well , he 'll still love you . and he 's not gon na let it interfere -- i know . okay . gigi : if this is rex 's baby , things will never be the same again . schuyler : that is probably true . gigi : stacy will be a permanent fixture in our lives , and we will never , ever be rid of her . [ scene_break ] rex : you know what ? we 're done . stacy : what ? rex : there 's nothing to talk about until we know that you 're really pregnant . stacy : i am . rex : we 'll see . pack your bags and get out . stacy : you 're throwing me out ? rex : uh , yeah . we 're getting a restraining order . i do n't want you anywhere near me , my place , or my family . stacy : and when i prove i 'm pregnant ? rex : we 'll get a paternity test . stacy : and when that proves you 're the father -- what then ? come on , rex . you missed this part last time with shane . do n't you want to feel it ? rex : do n't . stacy : you 'll come around . you have to . this is your baby . you have a responsibility . stacy : my sister does n't want to see you right now . i 'd leave her alone . rex : i love gigi . no matter what , that will never change . stacy : your baby and i will be waiting .
the ghost of asa is visiting all his family members that gather at the lodge . he indicates that he wants viki to marry clint instead of charlie and nora to marry bo instead of clint . he also causes jessica to see and sense nash there . matthew also senses that he needs his grandfather 's help in deciding whether to sue his parents . and he talks to destiny about his grandfather . stacy reveals to rex and gigi that she is pregnant with rex 's child . gigi assumes that that is impossible since rex `` told `` her that he never slept with stacy . but he later reveals that he did once . at that point , gigi is horrified that it could cause stacy to ruin their lives forever if it 's true . she runs into schuyler and talks to him about it .
dani : maybe we should try again . téa : uh - uh . only one wish , kid . dani : you do n't want a little insurance ? téa : i do n't need it . i already got what i wished for . dani : you ca n't wish for something you already have . téa : ha ! i like to even the odds . dani : there 's nothing that you want to happen ? téa : oh . i 'm such an idiot . of course that 's what you wished for . dani : yeah , well , if you tell , it wo n't come true . téa : ah . another good reason to wish for what you already have . i 'm so sorry , baby . ah . i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry , baby . [ scene_break ] starr : dad . todd : hey . i need to talk to you . starr : where have you been ? todd : what ? starr : i 've called you a million times . you have n't checked you messages ? todd : oh , i turned my phone off on the plane . starr : the plane ? todd : yeah . i was in new york with téa and dani and her boyfriend . starr : what ? todd : i 'll tell you about it later . right now i need to tell you about something . starr : look , i know what you 're gon na say . todd : you do ? starr : yes , i do , and i understand . you 're gon na have to tell the truth about what cole did to you . todd : right , yeah . starr : but can i ask you to do something ? todd : hmm ? starr : just stick to the facts . try not to say too many horrible things about him . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] cole : excuse me . elijah : sure . cole : hello . hannah : cole , it 's me -- hannah . cole : hannah , why are you calling me ? hannah : we need to talk . cole : why ? what is it ? [ scene_break ] rex : we just need to find glen . kelly : you really think he met with bennett thompson ? rex : it 's the only thing that makes sense . thompson had to have taken those records from glen before we showed up . kelly : so then thompson gets rid of all the pertinent info . rex : and that leaves us with the boring stuff and throws us off the trail . kelly : well , one look at this and we would figure all the bennett thompsons were nothing but golly gee swell kind of guys . rex : and we 'd have no reason to believe anything else , not once he made sure i was out of commission when glen showed up . kelly : you 're lucky all he did was drug you . rex : yeah , not for him now we know that he was here and that he met up with that -- uh , hey , excuse me . we 're looking for glen . glen : that 's me . what can i do for you ? rex : well , i think you already did it . we were supposed to meet last night . i 'm rex balsom . glen : no , you 're not . rex : excuse me ? glen : i met rex balsom . you 're not him . [ scene_break ] ford : you 're my brother ? [ scene_break ] nate : hey , mom , i know you told me not to , but -- inez : yay , you 're back ! nate : yeah . inez : so how was the trip ? did you have fun in the big apple ? nate : let me see it . inez : see what , sweetie ? nate : whatever you just stuck in your bag when i came in . inez : what ? it 's nothing . it 's my junk mail . nate : then why do n't you want me to see it ? inez : i do n't want you to get your hopes up , but we may have already won $ 10 million ! nate : would you please show it to me ? inez : this came today . [ scene_break ] glen : i 've got to ask you to leave now . kelly : we 're not going anywhere until you talk to us . glen : mr. balsom warned me not to talk to anyone . rex : no , i did n't -- i 'm rex balsom ! glen : and mr. balsom warned me that someone might show up pretending to be him . kelly : he 's not pretending anything . this is rex balsom . show him your i.d . glen : do n't bother . rex : i have i.d . glen : you and every other scam artist who comes in here . glen : well , this one 's not fake . glen : i do n't have time for this . i 've got 10 minutes until my shift starts . rex : okay , the man that you met last night , the one who told you he was me , he 's a killer . glen : you expect me to believe that ? kelly : it 's true . glen : if you 'll excuse me , my bagel 's getting cold . kelly : how much did he pay you ? glen : what ? kelly : for the information , how much did he pay you ? glen : i 've got a good job . like i said , i 've got 10 minutes until my shift starts . what are you doing ? kelly : you 're not going anywhere . glen : give me that back . kelly : you tell us what we need to know , or you 're gon na lose a lot more than your breakfast . [ scene_break ] cole : are n't you still at st. ann 's ? hannah : yes , and do n't have much time . cole : i thought you were n't allowed to use phones . hannah : i 'm not . that 's why i need to see you . cole : hannah -- hannah : please , can you come now ? cole : no , i ca n't . i 'm about to go on trial for attempted murder thanks to you . [ scene_break ] todd : so you 're back to defending cole , huh ? starr : i 'm just asking you to be a decent dad . todd : what did you guys do , kiss and make up ? cole 's voice : when we were in delaware , and ... and i thought that you had slept with james ... i almost slept with hannah . starr : it 's not all cole 's fault . todd : you listen to that psycho . starr : hannah was on a mission , and she did everything she possibly could to break us up . todd : but he 's the one who believed her . starr : okay , well , he did n't have much reason not to . todd : anyway , at least you believed me . that 's all i care about . starr : look , i know how you feel about cole , but he 's still hope 's father . todd : oh , do n't bring my granddaughter into this . starr : what ? i know that you have a good side . todd : oh , really ? where ? i 've never seen it . starr : well , i have . you 're a father , and you 're my father . todd : and i would do anything for you . starr : well , what if one of your kids had to grow up without a parent ? [ scene_break ] dani : this is just stupid anyways . téa : what , making a wish ? dani : well , when i was a kid , you told me that the only way to get what i want is to do my damnedest to make it happen . téa : too bad our tireless work ethic wo n't help us out of this one . dani : you sure ? téa : sweetheart , we ca n't stop what 's gon na happen , but there is something we can do . dani : find another fountain ? téa : try to be happy . dani : it 's not exactly easy . téa : hey . my daughter was never afraid of a little hard work . dani : i 'll try . i promise . téa : you already have . i 'm so grateful that you 've worked so hard to get past your differences with todd . dani : yeah , well , he was pretty awesome when nate got kidnapped . téa : that 's one of the things i like best about todd . he 's great in kidnapping situations . dani : although for a while i was wondering if he just wanted to finish nate off himself . téa : not anymore ? dani : eh , he could have been worse today . téa : you know , i think he learned his lesson with cole . dani : you know he bought nate a snow cone ? téa : he did not . dani : he made sure you were n't looking . téa : ho ho ho . i think as much as todd tried not to have a good time today , i think he had fun . dani : good for him . téa : one thing i can promise you -- todd will always be there for you . always . dani : i 'm kind of starting to figure that out . you know ... téa : what ? dani : well , i was just thinking . maybe we should be there for him when he has to testify against cole . téa : you 're right . let 's go . come on . [ scene_break ] nate : this says we have to be out today . inez : they already gave me an extension . nate : well , can we ask for another one ? inez : we 're not gon na do anything . nate : i 'm not letting you deal with this by yourself . inez : you 're not letting me do anything . i will figure this out . do n't worry . nate : figure what out , mom ? inez : i do n't know . [ cell phone rings ] inez : something . hello . ford : i need to talk to you . inez : bobby . let me call you right back . ford : just get over here . i 'm at the hospital . inez : i have to go . nate : who was it ? inez : it 's a job i applied for . nate : you 're kidding . inez : yeah . see , i told you everything is gon na be fine , and we 'll figure this out . wish me luck . nate : you do n't need it , mom . inez : thank you , sweetie . and i -- i promise , everything 's gon na be fine , so do n't worry , okay ? nate : okay . [ scene_break ] bo : want something else ? nora : ah -- bo : look , it says here -- `` all you can eat . `` nora : no . i have to go to court , prosecute cole . bo : mmm . nora : maybe some flapjacks . bo : not exactly raring to go , are you ? nora : i would rather have a dental student work a root canal on me . bo : your judge still wo n't change his mind about the plea agreement ? nora : no . no . i do n't want to prosecute cole , but my hands are tied . bo : yeah , but you are the great nora buchanan . nora : i 'm not feeling so great today . bo : yeah , but i have faith in you , red . nora : thank you . bo : you 're gon na think of something . nora : i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] hannah : i know it 's my fault . i know you would n't be on trial if i had n't lied about seeing todd push your mother . cole : it was n't just a lie . you pushed her . hannah : no . that 's not the whole truth . cole : that 's right . you killed her baby . hannah : listen , cole , there 's a lot that you do n't know . cole : fine . fine , hannah . so tell me . hannah : i ca n't . cole : then why 'd you call me ? hannah , if you have something to say , say it ! elijah : hannah ? is that hannah ? hannah : oh , my god . is that eli ? elijah : cole ? hannah : please do n't tell him it 's me . [ scene_break ] glen : you can threaten me all you want . kelly : it 's not a threat . glen : there 's a security guard right outside that door . rex : okay , um , i think we got off on the wrong foot . we just want to talk , that 's all . now , you were supposed to meet me last night , right ? glen : i was supposed to meet rex balsom , which i did at his hotel room . rex : yeah . that was my hotel room . glen : then where you ? rex : drugged ... by the man who opened the door . glen : you 're so sure he 's a killer , why 'd you let him in ? rex : i did n't . i 've never even met him . he put something in my food . glen : how do you know it was him ? kelly : because it had to be . he knows we 're onto him . he 's trying to keep us from finding out who he is . glen : or maybe you 're trying to keep him from finding out who you are . rex : he knows who i am ! i 'm rex balsom ! glen : look , i do n't know who you are , and i 've got no reason to believe a word you say . kelly : please , just listen to us ! glen : i 'm done listening . now give me my bagel and get out of my way or i 'm going to call the police . rex : you 're gon na call the police ? after you sold protected documents to a stranger ? glen : you 're the one who came to steal them . identity theft is a very serious crime . kelly : uh , so is murder . glen : i told you , i do n't believe you . kelly : maybe we 're lying . but what if we 're not ? do n't you realize you 're aiding and abetting a killer ? [ scene_break ] elijah : how did hannah get a phone ? she 's not allowed to make calls . cole : i 'm not sure . elijah : cole , we ca n't risk you getting her in more trouble . give me the phone . hello , hannah , this is your lawyer speaking . hannah : where 's cole ? elijah : oh , no , no . me first . what the hell do you think you 're doing ? hannah : i want to talk to cole . elijah : did you forget our agreement ? you stay in the nuthouse . cole stays safe . hannah : if you hurt him , i 'll tell everyone what you 've done . elijah : now you 're threatening me ? hannah : you 're scared . elijah : of you ? who would ever believe a certified mental patient ? hannah : cole would . elijah : right . my client who 's about to go to trial . hannah : are you gon na throw the case ? elijah : i do n't have to . cole 's got no chance of winning . but what is up to me is how long he spends in jail or if he even lives to get to jail . hannah : you ca n't do that . elijah : do n't make me . never speak to him again . [ click ] hannah : cole . [ scene_break ] elijah : so sorry she managed to do that . cole : it 's not a big deal . elijah : still , it 's the last thing you need before your case starts . cole : yeah . i do n't think she thought about that . elijah : oh , poor kid . she does n't know what she 's doing . cole : i do n't know . elijah : what ? cole : i mean , she sounded ... sane . elijah : huh . if only she were . do n't worry , cole . she can never hurt you or your family again . [ scene_break ] todd : have you forgotten your boyfriend almost tried to kill me for something -- starr : of course not , dad . marty : well , he was n't the only one . i believed hannah 's story , too . todd : but you had a little reason , did n't you ? marty : which made me jump to the wrong conclusion . i should have seen that she was lying . todd : yeah , but you had a bump on the head . you did n't know what to believe . marty : you 're right . i did n't . do n't take this out on cole . todd : do n't talk to me about this . talk to the judge and nora . marty : nora . nora : oh , marty . marty : i -- i know . i understand . nora : i 'm sorry . i -- i have to do my job . bailiff : all rise . judge : bailiff . bailiff : the case is the commonwealth of pennsylvania vs. cole thornhart . the charge is attempted murder in the first degree . judge : counselors . nora : yes . nora buchanan for the commonwealth , your honor . elijah : elijah clarke for the defense . judge : let 's get started . ms. buchanan . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , man , have n't touched your flapjacks . nate : huh ? bo : do n't i know you ? nate : commissioner buchanan ... bo : yeah . nate : i 'm , uh , i 'm nate salinger . bo : yeah . you 're the guy that stole my son 's girlfriend . nate : yes , sir . bo : mm - hmm . and then took the money that almost got her killed . nate : yes , sir . bo : yeah , i thought so . nate : are you going to arrest me ? bo : arrest you ? nate : i 'm sorry , okay ? i only took the money because my mom is gon na lose our house , but she 's gon na anyway -- bo : listen , nate . nate : look , please do not take me to jail , okay ? i do not know what it would do to her . [ scene_break ] inez : where is james ? ford : not here . inez : did something happen ? ford : well , the hospital figured why not squeeze us for a few more dimes . he 's doing more tests . inez : but he 's okay ? ford : do n't pretend you care . inez : of course i care . i love him . he 's my -- ford : do n't say it ! inez : it 's true ! ford : not for james ! he does n't even know who you are . and he never will . inez : then why did you want me to come here ? ford : well , i met this kid who told me a really good story about how he almost got my brother killed . or maybe you 've already heard it . recognize him ? inez : bobby ? ford : he 's , uh , he 's your son . so that makes him my brother , mine and james ? inez : yes . ford : so all these years , dad told us what kind of a slut you were , and i finally have proof . inez : bobby , listen- ford : so wait , what happened ? did you leave your protection inside somebody else 's hotel room ? inez : what ? ford : or maybe you wanted to get knocked up . i do n't know . i do n't know . maybe you wanted to go off and start a life with the kid 's real father . inez : eddie is nate 's real father . nate is your full brother , yours and james ' . ford : huh . if you say so . inez : i did n't want to leave you . eddie threw me out . he called me that , what you just said , and ... worse things . but i was never unfaithful to him . ford : because the old man was such a loveable guy . inez : even if i wanted to cheat , the thought of what he would do to me ... once something got in his head , there was nothing i could do to convince him that the child i was carrying was his . and then before i even knew it , i 'm being dragged across the room by my hair , kicked out the door , and when that door was closed , i could never see you and james again . ford : so you did n't call the cops , the courts , anybody ? inez : i had a friend who knew a lawyer , and we had just filed the custody papers when i got a knock on the door in the middle of the night , and there was a picture of nate with a 6-inch butcher knife through it . ford : so you dropped the suit ? inez : i was worried for my son ! ford : i was your son ! okay ? and my father did n't have to put a knife through a picture of me to get to me ! inez : do n't you think i know that ? i thought about you every day . i went to your school every day just so i could see you getting off the bus . james in his little red jacket that was a size too big and you in your yellow windbreaker . i was there every day no matter how cold it was , and i wanted to grab you , and i wanted to take you and keep you warm and -- ford : no . you wanted proof . inez : of what ? ford : we were our father 's sons . inez : i never thought that you -- ford : no . why did n't -- why did n't you come back for us ? you did n't give us a second thought , not until james shows up with our father 's money , and then all you can think about is revenge . inez : revenge ? ford : so you had your kid steal our cash -- inez : no ! ford : you do n't care about james just as long as you get even with dad ! you wanted payback ! inez : i want a family ! you and james are my sons , and i love you just as much as i love nate . [ scene_break ] bo : relax . no one 's getting arrested . nate : why not ? bo : 'cause i do n't have my cuffs with me . that 's a joke . nate : ha . right . bo : uh , why do n't ... tell me what 's going on with your mom . nate : it 's nothing , really . bo : well , it did n't sound like nothing . nate : i was just being dramatic . my mom says i do that . bo : about losing your house ? nate : it 's been a little rough . it 'll be okay . bo : yeah . so you say that the money that you took , you gave that to your mom ? nate : i did n't know it was stolen , though . bo : all right . just relax . there 's no cuffs , remember ? nate : i know i should have turned it in . it was s ... bo : yeah , but you were trying to save your house . why were you losing it ? nate : my mom lost her job . and she 's been looking and looking and looking for months . bo : no luck ? nate : she just went on an interview , though , so ... we 'll probably be okay . right . bo : so it 's just you and your mom ? what about your dad ? nate : he 's gone . bo : i 'm sorry . he died ? nate : might as well have . he kicked me and my mom out before i was born . so i do n't know if he 's dead or alive . i do n't really care . [ scene_break ] rex : look , we do n't want any trouble . would you be willing to just answer one question ? glen : you can ask . rex : are these the documents you gave to the person who said he was me ? glen : how did you get that ? rex : well , whoever you gave it to , left it for me at the hotel 's front desk . you can call them and ask . kelly : but first , just can you see if those are the documents you gave him ? glen : then you 'll give me back my bagel ? rex : definitely . glen : these are some of the records i got from the files . kelly : there are more ? glen : there were . rex : okay , what were they ? glen : i do n't remember . kelly : so you ca n't tell us which ones are missing ? glen : i did n't pay that close attention . i just ... pulled everything that mentioned bennett thompson . kelly : are you kidding ? rex : no , it 's fine . i 'm sure glen would n't mind pulling them again for us . glen : i ca n't . rex : what do you mean you ca n't ? glen : those are the originals . kelly : those -- you did n't make copies ? glen : i did n't want to get caught . besides , i did n't think i 'd need them . i figured once i showed them to mr. balsom , i 'd bring them back here . rex : so there 's no copies of these records anywhere ? glen : there 's one . kelly : where ? glen : the guy i gave them to has them . [ scene_break ] nora : the people will show that mr. thornhart 's history with his victim precluded any hope of rational thought . instead of the well - mannered young man you 're seeing in front of you today , the defendant became enraged and beat mr. manning within an inch of his life . cole : look , stop , okay . you do n't have to do this . everyone here knows what i did . i attacked mr. manning , and i want to take responsibility for it . elijah : cole , what are you doing ? cole : what i should have done before . elijah : i decide what you should do in court . now sit down . judge : actually , i believe i decide what the defendant does , and i 'd like to hear what he has to say . cole : your honor , there 's no point to this trial . look , i admit it -- i attacked mr. manning . judge : without provocation ? cole : well , at the time i believed he hurt my mom and killed her baby . judge : and you think this belief justified your actions ? cole : no . but the district attorney is right . i was out of control . i should never have attacked mr. manning no matter what he did . but he was innocent . i was the guilty one . i nearly killed mr. manning over something he did n't do . and ... i owe him an apology . i pled not guilty because there was no plea bargain and , well , i did n't want to go to jail . judge : you 've since changed your mind ? cole : the truth is i 'm guilty , and i 'm ready to be punished for what i did . judge : and you 're sure this is what you want , mr. thornhart ? cole : i 'm sure . judge : then we 'll enter a plea of guilty to the charge and move on to sentencing . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm sorry that you and your mom are going through hard times . nate : it 's not your fault . bo : yeah , well , it 's not your fault either . but you do n't go using somebody else 's money to try to solve your problems . nate : i will not make that mistake again , believe me . bo : good . you know , there are other ways to get help . nate : like what ? bo : a city , a state , federal government -- they all have programs . nate : we do n't want charity . bo : and that 's good because that 's not what this is . you 're not the only one out there who 's going through tough times right now . you guys , you get back on your feet , it helps the economy . everybody wins . i 'll tell you what , why do n't you give me a call in case you decide to apply for something . nate : why ? bo : 'cause maybe there 's something that i can do to help . nate : no . i mean , why are you doing this ? i stole your son 's girlfriend , right ? bo : do you want me to get the cuffs ? nate : you should hate me . bo : i know that . but i do n't . call me . [ scene_break ] inez : nate finding that money had nothing to do with me . ford : so you 're telling me it was just a coincidence ? inez : yes . he does n't know about you and james . he does n't know he has two brothers . ford : because he does n't ! inez : do n't say that . ford : well , it was your decision , not mine . you wanted nate away from us so bad , lucky you . you got your wish . inez : i never wanted that . ford : as far as james knows , you do n't exist , and if he ever finds out anything about either one of you , i 'll know who to blame ! inez : bobby , please , we 're family ! ford : no . we are done here . inez : you can push me away all you want . i 'm not going anywhere this time . i gave up on you and james once . i wo n't ever do that again . ford : god ... [ scene_break ] hannah : i ca n't tell cole the truth about eli , not with eli watching his every move . i have to talk to someone . no one understands . unless ... there is someone . [ scene_break ] starr : wait . they 're going to sentence him right now ? marty : he 'll be all right . he 'll be all right . starr : how do you know that ? marty : i do n't . [ scene_break ] judge : ms. buchanan . nora : yes , your honor . the people recommend a sentence of time served plus probation plus community service . we believe that that sentence is more than reasonable . judge : mr. thornhart admits he attacked and almost killed mr. manning . nora : yes , because of his mistaken belief that the victim attacked his mother , and he 's also shown remorse which he just attested to in open court . judge : it 's well known that mr. manning is far from the most popular man in llanview . nora : yes . judge : but i think counsel would agree that even the least popular man deserves the full measure of law . nora : oh , yes , of course . judge : then you 'll have no objection if i ask his opinion on the matter . mr. manning , would you please come forward ? [ scene_break ] rex : there must be some other way to get copies of those documents . glen : there is n't . kelly : there 's not a central database ? glen : there is , but with the budget cuts , we 've only scanned in through the ms . rex : so you 're telling us that all the files on bennett thompsons are gone forever ? glen : it looks that way . kelly : okay , then we 're gon na have to find the man you gave it to . any idea how to locate him ? glen : all i know is his name -- rex bal -- rex : that 's not his name . glen : if you say so . kelly : just one more question . could you tell us what the man looked like ? glen : how many one more questions are there gon na be ? kelly : please ? this man is a murderer , and anything you can tell us could help save someone 's life . glen : if he 's really not you ... rex : he 's not . we swear . could you please just tell us what he looked like ? glen : i did n't pay that much attention , but he was tall , had dark hair , clean cut , you know , a professional type . [ scene_break ] judge : mr. manning , do you have anything to add before i sentence mr. thornhart ? todd : yes . i do . uh ... the truth is , i never really liked the kid , not from the beginning . when he was going after my daughter , i thought i knew exactly what he wanted . i thought he was just gon na take whatever he wanted and then throw it away . of course , i 'm not gon na let anyone throw my daughter away . and to be honest with you , i think she 's probably better off without him ... but that being said ... [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] ford : who the hell is this ? yeah ? hannah : ford , it 's me -- hannah o'connor . please , i need to talk to you . ford : we have nothing to talk about . hannah : yes , we do . you know exactly what we have to talk about . [ scene_break ] todd : but that being said , the kid has the some pretty good reasons to hate me . i 'm not saying that i was n't right most of the time . why would n't he believe that i pushed his mom down the stairs ? um , i do n't think that gave him the right to assault me , but i know that if anybody hurt someone i loved that i would probably do the same thing , or actually i would do the same thing , and it would be me sitting there about to be sentenced ... and i 'd deserve it . but i love my daughter and my granddaughter most of all . i do n't want anything or anyone to hurt them . and i would hate to see my granddaughter grow up without a father . that does n't seem fair to me . so if you really want my opinion about this whole thing , then i actually think you should let him go home . judge : mr. thornhart , while i appreciate your admission of guilt and your willingness to accept responsibility for your actions , i 'm afraid no amount of remorse will change them . you severely beat and almost killed an innocent man , todd manning . regardless of your motives or beliefs , the law can not stand for such a crime . it requires me to mete out a just sentence , which i have no doubt is the maximum allowed , but i asked for the victim 's point of view , and as such , i must consider it . mr. manning believes that the suffering of your family in your absence would be greater than that caused by your hand , which leads me to wonder if by sending you to prison i would be the one committing the larger crime . i 'm inclined to answer in the affirmative . for this reason i 'm choosing to accept the commonwealth 's recommendation . i hereby sentence you to time served plus two year 's probation and 5,000 hours of community service . but i warn you , mr. thornhart , if while on probation you should decide to disregard the gift that mr. manning has given you today and instead return to reckless action , consider committing any kind of malfeasance , get so much as a parking ticket , i will send you to jail . do n't test me . court is adjourned . bailiff : all rise . starr : ah ! ha ha ! cole : thank you so much . elijah : do n't thank me . thank your victim . [ scene_break ] glen : and he was wearing an expensive suit . that 's all i remember . kelly : thank you for your help . really . kelly : what do you think ? rex : well , at least now we have an idea as to what bennett thompson looks like . [ scene_break ] elijah : remember , no further contact with hannah o'connor . if she tries to call you again , just hang up the phone . cole : hang up ? elijah : yes , and then call me immediately . now , i 'm sorry . i have to go . congratulations . [ scene_break ] starr : dad , that was amazing . marty : yeah . you did n't have to do that . thank you . todd : no big deal . starr : see , i told you you had it in you . todd : my good side ? starr : yeah , you can pretend that it does n't exist all you want , but now we all know that it does . cole : mr. manning ... thank you . todd : do n't mention it . cole : look , i said that i owe you an apology , and i meant it . i 'm sorry for everything , and i appreciate you giving me another chance . i 'm gon na make sure that you do n't regret it . todd : perfect . can i talk to you down here just a second ? excuse us . uh , i did n't give you another chance . ha . cole : what ? todd : yeah . just keep smiling . uh , i did this for my daughter and my granddaughter . uh , i 'm making them happy . uh , if it gives you some kind of free ride , that 's fine with me . nothing i can do about it . cole : that 's all i want ... todd : huh . cole : is for starr and hope to be happy . todd : we 'll see . but for now , you punk , you owe me , okay ? and i intend to collect . téa : hey . not too shabby , mr. manning . todd : mmm . told the judge what i actually think . i should try that more often . téa : you could have been petty , gone after revenge . todd : yeah . that sounds better . téa : hey . proud of you . dani : me , too . [ scene_break ] inez : not now ! [ tap tap ] inez : please tell me , officer , what did i do ? [ scene_break ] marty : thank you . nora : oh , do n't thank me . i ca n't believe i 'm going to say this . but you should thank todd . marty : i know , i know , and i did . but i just wanted to thank you , too . nora : all in a day 's work . bye . marty : bye . [ scene_break ] starr : i am so happy that you 're not going to prison . cole : i know . i ca n't believe it . and the thought of losing you and hope . starr : i did n't know how i was going to tell hope that her daddy was n't coming home . cole : uh , about what i told you before , everything with hannah . starr : right . cole : are you still upset ? starr : yes . but i 'm trying to forget about it . cole : you are ? starr : i am . i want us both to move on and just forget about hannah . [ scene_break ] ford : why are you calling me ? you almost killed me ! hannah : ford , please we need to talk . ford : what the hell would i want to talk about with you ? hannah : elijah clarke .
rex and kelly finally meet glenn only to discover that glenn already met `` rex `` last night and gave him bennett thompson 's file . he describes the man as tall , dark haired , expensively dressed , and professional looking . hannah calls cole and eli takes the phone away from him and warns her never to speak to cole again . cole goes to court and nora dreads having to prosecute him . starr asks todd to stick to the facts when he testifies . cole changes his plea to guilty . nora recommends time served , probation , and community service and todd agrees , so the judge sentences him that way .
blanca : good evening , everyone . this is blanca morales coming to you from the palace ballroom . we 're here for the world premiere of the sensational new movie , `` vicker man : the david vickers buchanan story . `` it 's just an hour till showtime , and the star - studded crowd is beginning to arrive . here they are , the star of `` vicker man , `` david vickers buchanan and his lovely wife , the producer and mayor of llanview , dorian cramer lord vickers buchanan . [ applause ] [ scene_break ] starr : mom , where are you ? we 're gon na be late for aunt dorian 's movie pre -- blair : i know , i know , and i 'm right here . listen , i had to drop off sam at his play date . it 'll take me 2 seconds to get dressed . and speaking of , turn around . oh , you look so beautiful ! wait till james catches you in that . starr : thank you , but james is n't coming tonight . he has work . blair : really ? you know what , good . you can hang out with tomás ' son . he does n't have a date either . starr : baz is coming ? blair : i 'll be ready in 5 - - starr : mom , that 's not -- blair : 5 seconds . start counting . [ doorbell rings ] starr : ah ! look , it 's the famous movie director ! markko : come here . hi . [ scene_break ] ford : hey . what are you doing here ? nate : dani invited me . this is pretty cool , right ? ford : well , it 's not exactly cannes , but it looks like they 're sparing no expense . nate : that 's good for you , right ? make a little extra ? ford : well , i just figured i 'd be at my own premiere right now instead of working somebody else 's as a cater waiter . but hey , i got some good footage of ryder the other day . nate : that 's awesome . ford : yeah . you look good all decked out . nate : got ta impress the girl . ford : i hear you . nate : this could be a big night for us . [ scene_break ] dani : mom ! i 'm so glad you 're here . téa : i just got my hair did . you like it ? dani : oh , yeah ? looks good . looks good . téa : it looks like you did some shopping , girl . dani : yeah . hi . i 'm taking nate to the premiere tonight and i had no idea what to wear . i just grabbed everything that kind of halfway worked . you have to help me pick something . téa : so you and nate are ok ? dani : yeah , and i want everything to be perfect . téa : i 'm so glad , dani . dani : so , you and dad ? téa : um ... we 're all right . we agreed to disagree . dani : again ? téa : progress , mijita , not perfection . [ scene_break ] tomás : i need to speak to you about todd manning . old todd : [ in gruff voice ] this is john mcbain . what about todd manning ? tomás : not on the phone . let 's meet . old todd : no , uh , delgado . spit it out . tomás : ok . this goes back to when i was with cia . i know you know about that . téa said she told you . truth is , i got in over my head . there 's some things about manning you do n't know . old todd : what kind of things ? [ scene_break ] todd : what are you doing in my office ? john : does there have to be a reason ? i just missed you . and i wanted to follow up on the attack on your son . jack says he was knocked out in this office . [ scene_break ] [ turns on tv ] david : tonight 's a dream come true , is n't it , baby ? dorian : blanca , our life is a dream come true . rex : it would have been a nightmare if you had n't dropped the charges against my mother . you 'd have been in a cell , dorian . cousin david would have been all alone , like me . [ scene_break ] ford : james told me that you helped deanna get that information on her mother ? nate : yeah , she went to california to find her . ford : i heard that lawyer of hers wanted 20 grand . how 'd you swing that ? nate : we worked it out . [ scene_break ] david : i just wish my pa and step - nora were here . dorian : they 're here in spirit . david : they 're in philadelphia with my little bro . you feel better , matthew . oh , look . there 's harrison . harrison ! harrison played my pa in the film . we should probably go over and say hi . he 's gon na want to talk to me . [ scene_break ] mrs. patel : vimal , look at you . we 're so proud of you . you 're a success . mr. patel : you know your mother . she loves the movies . mrs. patel : i love you more . i knew you would make it big in america . i wish rama was here with us . mr. patel : no , it 's too much excitement for a pregnant lady . vimal : she 's taking care of aubrey . mrs. patel : i just hope she does n't catch a cold . [ scene_break ] blanca : david , you know i have to ask . those rumors about you and your co - star ionia masters . ionia played dorian in the film , and according to the `` sun , `` the romance spilled off - screen . david : i did not have sex with that woman . dorian : next question . blanca : all right , mayor , who are you wearing ? dorian : oh , thank you so much for asking , blanca . i am wearing gammie , yes , exclusively designed for me , one of a kind . blanca : are you sure about that ? dorian : david , she 's wearing my gammie . david : i would n't worry about it . it 's wearing her . dorian : that bitch tried to destroy my marriage . i am not gon na let her destroy my opening . david : i 'll protect your opening . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm not doing your job for you . you figure it out . john : that 's why i 'm here . todd : where are you going now ? john : oh , i got what i needed . thanks , jack . jack : what was that about ? todd : it 's just john making sure everyone knows he 's on the case . jack : what case ? todd : you told him you were attacked , idiot ! jack : oh , right . i thought maybe it was about -- todd : no , the gigi morasco thing is over . your friend brad took care of it . jack : so was this about the origami cogs ? todd : no , we do n't have to worry about them anymore . that whole thing 's dead and buried . [ scene_break ] old todd : [ in gruff voice ] uh ... i 'm not gon na worry about todd manning . i know all about that guy . boy , he 's a menace . tomás : true . what i have to tell you is privileged information . [ scene_break ] dani : hi , baz ! tomás : let 's do this later . old todd : no , wait . what were you gon na say ? tomás : i 'll be at the premiere at the palace tonight . i 'll see you there and tell you what i know . [ scene_break ] [ click ] starr : come on in ! i 'm so glad that you are here , but i 'm so bummed that langston could n't make it . markko : i know . she really wanted to be here , but she 's working on that other project and they wanted her on location . starr : i know . you guys are both doing so great . markko : her script for `` vicker man `` was perfection . and once in a while , the actors even said her lines . starr : so your collaboration has been a real success ? markko : it 's been going well . we 're learning to trust each other again . starr : you know that whole thing with ford had nothing to do with you . markko : i know , i know . it was just ... hard . starr : yeah , yeah . markko : but what about you and james ? how 's that going ? starr : oh , it 's great . i 'm sorry you guys wo n't be able to see each other tonight . he actually has work . markko : so who 's this baz guy ? téa : were you just eavesdropping on your father 's conversation ? baz : how else am i supposed to find out who my father really is ? starr : how did you hear about baz ? markko : from langston . she says you talk about him all the time . starr : well , yeah . we 've been working together , and it has been great . we 're recording with me on vocals . who knew ? markko : me and langston . starr , you were so good in her musical . starr : i was ok . markko : and how 's cole ? have you seen him ? starr : yeah , actually , i bring hope to see him once a week and we talk . it 's hard , but he 's ok . the prison actually has a college program , so he signed up for psych . markko : yeah , i know . he wrote . are you sure there 's nothing with this baz guy , because langston said -- starr : markko , will you cut it out ? langston 's job is to write drama , ok ? markko : all right . starr : if we keep talking about this , you 're going to miss your own movie premiere . now , get out . markko : bye . starr : i 'll see you there . [ scene_break ] photographer : over here ! ionia ! where 's that famous smile ? dorian : that bitch is wearing my dress . i 'm gon na rip it off her bony back and kick her ass to the curb . david : all right . blanca : irv , are you getting this ? dorian : how dare you show up in my dress at my opening ? ionia : excuse me , i am the star of this film . dorian : blanca , this woman is a liar and a cheat . she has conspired with a certain echo disavoy to have me kidnapped . and believe me , blanca , if there were any justice in the world , she would be arrested and thrown in jail . [ scene_break ] rex : that 's the problem . there is no justice . shane : dad ? rex : hey , shane . is that a new comic ? can i see ? shane : no ! rex : why not ? shane : 'cause it 's stupid . it 's not real . rex : that 's the point of superheroes . they can do all the stuff that ordinary people ca n't . [ scene_break ] todd : what 's going on with you ? jack : i know you said the thing with shane 's mom is over . todd : yes , it 's over . jack : but it 's not over . mcbain knows it was me . that 's why he was here . he 's out to get me . [ scene_break ] mrs. patel : everyone is so glamorous . vimal : it 's a very exclusive event . it was n't easy getting tickets . mr. patel : my son has connections . mrs. patel : mwah ! love you . vimal : most people are n't so fortunate . aubrey and cutter got turned away at the door . mrs. patel : aubrey ? aubrey wentworth ? i thought she was ill . mr. patel : yes , you told us that rama was taking care of her . vimal : um -- mrs. patel : vimal , where is your wife ? vimal : mumby , jumby , i have a confession to make . rama is not -- rama : going to miss our baby 's first movie premiere for anything in the world . mrs. patel : rama , i 'm so happy to see you . mr. patel : yes , vimal said you were tending to your sick friend . rama : oh , aubrey . thankfully , she recovered . mrs. patel : may i ? rama : yes -- vimal : no ! rama : of course , go ahead . mrs. patel : it 's a boy . i just know it . mr. patel : it 's healthy . that much i know . we need to celebrate . mrs. patel : yes , more champagne and sparkling water for you . sorry . vimal : rama , what is this ? rama : lucky for you , cristian vega got me pregnant . [ scene_break ] dorian : after everything we did for that woman . we rescued her from obscurity . blanca , dear , instead of showing us gratitude , what did she do ? she played the most toxic mind games . david : that woman took off her bikini top . dorian : more importantly , that woman had me kidnapped and i could have been killed . ionia : clearly , mrs. cramer lord vickers buchanan is forgetting that she dropped all charges against me . dorian : not because you were n't guilty . now , get out of here now . ionia : i am not going anywhere . i am `` vicker man . `` david : no , you 're not . i am `` vicker man . `` ionia : well , in name only . i run away with his film . dorian : ha ha . all your best parts are gon na be on the cutting room floor if you do n't run away right now . out ! [ scene_break ] starr : mom ! we are going to miss all of the fun ! baz and tomás are gon na be here any minute now . blair : i am ready , thank you . starr : oh ! wow ! you look beautiful ! blair : so do you , sweet pea . starr : let me see . are those the earrings that dad got you ? starr : uh - huh . are n't they beautiful ? he gave them to me right before we got married . i love them , but i 'm not wearing them for your father . i 'm wearing them for tomás , because he painted me in these and that 's when he said that he fell for me . well , he said that , anyway . starr : so things have been better for the two of you ? blair : yeah . he 's finally opening up to me about his past , which means maybe we can have a future . [ scene_break ] tomás : baz , you were eavesdropping on my conversation ? baz : oh , you did n't know ? it 's pretty lame for a cia agent . dani : what ? baz : he 's a spy . tomás : i 'm not a spy . téa : tomás , you need to come clean . blair and i already know . you need to tell them . tomás : fine . i was in the city for several years . it was a difficult , dangerous time . it still is , which is why the less said , the better . baz : that 's it ? what about todd ? did you shoot him ? téa : no , in fact , your father was trying to stop whoever shot him , and in the process he got wounded . dani : that 's why you were so weird after the shooting . tomás : i could n't say anything . i still ca n't . and the two of you are not to repeat this to anyone . baz : if you did n't shoot him , who did and why ? tomás : this conversation is over . baz : what ? tomás : we have a premiere to attend tonight . you know what ? you 're not dressed . [ scene_break ] todd : listen , jack , i know that you 're upset about what happened to shane 's -- jack : i 'm what happened to her . mcbain knows it . todd : but thanks to me , he ca n't touch you . what do you want ? jack : for it not to have happened ! todd : yeah , well , it did . so now you just have to move on . [ scene_break ] rex : so seamus , the kid with the limp ... his mother gets trapped in a cave where she 's almost killed by poison fumes from a deadly stalactite . shane : it was supposed to be seamus , but it was his mom instead . rex : then seamus turns out to be the hero , and he blasts through the cave and rescues his mother . shane : then he 's supposed to blast the bad guys through the mouth of a volcano and leave them there to boil in a pit of lava , but what 's the point ! bad guys never have to pay , not in real life ! they just get away with it . rex : not this time , shane . i swear to you . [ scene_break ] jack : it 's not that easy , dad . you ca n't just decide to feel better when you do n't . todd : yeah , i know . but you ca n't let it take over your life , either . look at me . i 've made a ton of mistakes , but i got ta live with them . you 're gon na have to , too . you do n't have a choice . all right . i 'm gon na go see this lousy movie . jack : what if mcbain 's there ? todd : we 'll make fun of his haircut . [ scene_break ] john : hey . old todd : hey . do n't cook a lot , do you ? john : i did n't even know i had that . old todd : had better food at the prison . john : yeah , well , get used to it . i got the dna sample from manning . i 'm gon na run it over to the lab , put a rush on it . old todd : that 's a good idea . you can do that on the way to the party . john : what party ? old todd : the party that you 're gon na go to . john : i never said i was going to a party . old todd : yeah , well , you kind of did . i answered your phone when you were gone . john : what did i tell you , huh ? did n't i tell you not to touch the phone ? are you out of your mind ? old todd : no , but let me tell you something . the blonde with the whiskey voice ? natalie 's mom ? whoo ! she is -- let me tell you . she came in here with a stack of towels , right ? so i took that towel and i threw it over my head and i pretended to be you and it worked great . so that gave me an idea . when the telephone rang and it was delgado and he was talking about todd manning , i kind of pretended to be you [ in gruff voice ] you know what i mean ? what ? john : what the hell is wrong with you ? are you trying to get yourself killed ? [ scene_break ] tomás : oh , boy . you look beautiful . blair : you look hot . tomás : hmm ... [ scene_break ] baz : my father just gave me an earful about his past . starr : did you get any clue on our dad 's weird connection ? baz : no . just a lot more questions . starr : we 're not gon na learn anything by standing here . let 's go . um , no , thank you . baz : look , i 'm not gon na try and kiss you . i 'm just trying to be a gentleman , you know , offer you my arm . starr : hmm . i 've got two of my own . thank you . [ scene_break ] dorian : if you are any good in this movie at all , it 's because of the character that you play . ionia : dorian lord ? she 's a cipher . a real housewife of llanview , pa , whose only claim to fame is that i play her in a movie of her husband 's life . dorian : you are a cheap impersonator , who has gotten by on loose morals , yes , and good lighting . ionia : how dare you ? dorian : i 'm dorian lord . you 're not ! ha ! live with it , baby ! and get out ! ionia : i 'm not going anywhere . david : markko ! get over here ! ionia needs help to a cab . blanca : markko rivera , `` vicker man 's dreamy director . ionia : markko , do n't you want to walk your star down the aisle ? you 're the director , after all . dorian : and i 'm the executive producer . i say get out ! ionia : i 'm calling s.a.g . fine ! i 'll call aftra ! dorian : call 'em . lot of good that 'll do . blanca : i promised you fireworks , and blanca morales always delivers . stay with us . the premiere of `` vicker man `` is moments away . you wo n't want to miss it . [ scene_break ] vimal : cristian vega got you this pregnant since yesterday ? rama : yeah . cristian 's a very creative person . listen , he created this baby out of a water balloon . see ? touch it . vimal : rama , how could you do this ? you told me `` no more lies . `` rama : yeah ? then why have n't you told your mother the truth ? i was working at foxy roxy 's and -- vimal : you were working ? rama : yeah . i need to eat , too , you know . i have no one to care for me anymore . anyway , i was working at foxy roxy 's , and your mom came into the beauty shop and i overheard her talking about her unborn grandchild . and i knew you had n't been able to tell your parents the truth . so i asked cristian to help create this baby . vimal : you did this for me ? [ scene_break ] rick : pardon me , pardon me , pardon me . hey , baby . blanca : do i know you ? rick : rick powers , filmmaker , auteur , perhaps you 're familiar with my oeuvre ? blanca : afraid not . rick : oh , you will be . very soon . ford : hey . hey , nate . is n't that that porno guy ? hey , hey . what 's wrong ? blanca : and look who just arrived . two of the many beautiful women in todd manning 's life . how could one guy get so lucky ? [ scene_break ] rex : jack manning got away with murder because his father is rich and powerful , but now we are , too . i 've set up a company in your mother 's name . i 'm using it to go after them . i 'm gon na bankrupt them , shane , ok ? i promise you . shane : so they 'll be poor . so what ? mom will still be dead . [ scene_break ] john : understand this . you have a bull 's - eye on your head . you could have got everybody in this building killed . old todd : i was just trying to help . delgado said he had some information . john : what exactly did he say ? old todd : oh . well , look who 's interested now . john : yeah , i 'm interested . old todd : ok . delgado said that you could meet him at the palace 'cause there 's a movie premiere tonight and he 'd explain everything then . so you better get going . and you got ta change . it 's black tie . you 're not gon na wear the tux ? john : no , i 'm not gon na wear the tux . ask me that again , i 'm throwing you in the hole . old todd : i 'm just trying to help . come on . really . think about it . look , you , too , can be a cater waiter . fine . i 'm just trying to help . if you do n't care about your image , not my fault . john : i 'm posting a cop outside the door , somebody i trust . do n't even think about leaving . old todd : wait . what am i supposed to do here ? john : channel surf . [ turns on tv ] blanca : so are you movie fans ? téa : oh , he is a huge film buff . this is a special night for us , kind of a private celebration . old todd : come on , delgado . he 's a fake . what happened to that great big brain you had ? blanca : and this is the beautiful danielle . there 's a story floating around that you were conceived on a desert island ? dani : i 'd rather not think too much about my own conception . old todd : a woman after my own heart . blanca : one last question for your handsome son jack . old todd : my son . blanca : ... i understand that you were arrested in connection -- old todd : he 's my son . todd : the charges were dropped . the police decided to drop the charges when they realized jack had nothing to do with it . he 's innocent . i know the boy 's confessed . the good news is , blanca , that he 's going into the family business -- actually , your business -- journalism , and we 're all very proud of him . [ scene_break ] rex : shane 's right . it 's not enough to take their money . [ scene_break ] dani : well , we 're gon na go find some seats . todd : make sure they 're either on the aisle or in the back so we can bolt if it stinks . téa : it might be entertaining . you never know . dani : come on . téa : hey . you survived the red carpet . todd : to have to watch this lousy movie . téa : you might enjoy it , todd . todd : i 'm enjoying being with you , now that you 're talking to me . téa : you better behave yourself , 'cause i can always reinstate the cold shoulder . todd : no , do n't . i 'll keep it warm . starr : hello ! téa : oh , hey , look who 's here . starr : dad ! blair : is n't this fun ? todd : like a root canal . téa : ever the film buff . everyone looks gorgeous . beautiful dress . blair : right back at you , téa . téa : those earrings are exquisite . who gave you those ? blair : recognize them , todd ? todd : your earrings ? no . why would i recognize your earrings ? starr : give it up , mom . even if he did remember , it 's not like he would admit it . blair : true that . [ scene_break ] dorian : so did ionia take off on her broomstick ? markko : we put the broomstick in the trunk of the cab . david : she 's gone , baby . you ok ? dorian : i 'm thrilled , 'cause i am now in the company of the two most talented men in llanview . starr : look at the movie stars . david : i always liked this girl . dorian : love the beard . could n't you talk langston into coming with you , though ? starr : it 's your fault , aunt dorian . you 're the one that turned her into a hot commodity . dorian : i did , did n't i ? david : oh , she 'll be at the oscars . speaking of oscars ... markko , the producer insisted on some changes . dorian : executive producer ? david : executive producer . markko : you mean dorian -- no , no , i had final cut . david : do n't worry about it . they 're tiny . dorian : and you 'll thank me for them . promise you . bye - bye . come , darling . markko : i 'm gon na be sick . baz : i 've been there . i worked with someone on this track once , put his girlfriend in on the vocals after i finished the mix . i had to start all over . starr : baz , this is my friend markko . markko , this is baz . baz : i 'm gon na get us some sodas . markko : so that 's the infamous baz . starr : and i told you . see ? it 's all about the work . markko : then why does he keep looking at you like that ? dani : hi , guys ! have you seen nate anywhere ? [ scene_break ] nate : what are you doing here ? rick : hey , stud . how 's my latest discovery ? nate : shut up . this whole thing was supposed to be on the deal . i held up my end of the bargain . rick : you sure did . gonzo marketing , baby . just yoyo wait . what did you think of the rough cut ? ford : what rough cut ? rick : is that mel ? do you know that he did a movie with a beaver ? i 'm serious . a beaver . mmm ! pigs in a blanket . that 's a great title . ford : what the hell , nate . did you work with that guy ? nate : mmm . ford : nate , if you want to be taken seriously as an actor , you ca n't do porn . dani : nate ! hi ! there you are . hi . nate : hey . dani : what 's going on ? nate : there 's nothing going on . dorian : you have not been hired to chat with the guests . circulate , please . the wieners are getting cold . ford : we 'll talk about this later . dani : did you guys have a fight or something ? nate : no , no . ford 's just down , working a premiere when he wants to be making his own films . dani : oh , yeah , i get that . nate : you look great . dani : thanks . you do n't look so bad yourself . oh ! you know who i saw ? that skeevy lawyer . you know , the one who gave deanna the info about her mom . he 's here . nate : wonder how he got in . [ scene_break ] ford : markko . hi . congratulations . it 's a big night for you . markko : yeah . yeah , it 's really exciting , and i got another film lined up after this . you know , i owe it all to you , ford . ford : me ? markko : you were my teacher , after all . ford : uh ... how 's langston ? markko : she 's great . she 's already working on another project . yeah , man , she 's blowing up . . we 're back together , so it 's all good . it 's real good . ford : i 'm happy to hear that . markko : but i heard you got your heart broken . starr keeps us in the loop . ford : yeah , well , it 's rough . markko : been there . ford : excuse me . hors d'oeuvre ? [ scene_break ] vimal : no . no . rama : no . vimal : you did it to ease your conscience . rama : no , vimal , that 's not true . i did it to buy you time . your parents are going to go back to mumbai in a few days , and we can figure out what to do next . vimal : but what about when there 's no baby ? is cristian vega going to help out with that , too ? mrs. patel : you 'll never believe this , rama . i got harrison ford 's autograph ! mr. patel : very big fan . mrs. patel : and knowing my son is so successful , my grandson is on the way , this is the happiest day of my life ! [ scene_break ] blanca : and who are you wearing , starr ? starr : sally lesser . blanca : a major talent . i understand that you and baz are cutting a single together . starr : we have n't yet , but we are working on music together . blanca : i guess talent runs in both families . tomás : yes , starr 's a wonderful singer , just like her mother . and my son is very innovative . i 've never heard anything like him . i 'm very proud of him -- of both of them . old todd : just sit tight , tomás . mcbain 's coming for you . keep your hands off my daughter . blanca : ... bit of controversy over the casting . your character is portrayed by an asian - american actress ? blair : i guess that 's the magic of hollywood , right ? blanca : love those earrings . blair : oh , thank you . they were a gift from my ex - husband . téa : come on . the movie 's about to start . starr : yeah . téa : get in there . [ scene_break ] [ turns off tv ] rex : i got ta do it , morasco , and right now . how else will shane ever move on ? [ scene_break ] david : showtime , baby . dorian : yes . markko : whew ! blanco : it 's been a night to remember , even bigger than the primetime episode of `` fraternity row . `` i 'm just sorry that you ca n't come with me . this is blanca morales signing off for now . let 's go . this is great . old todd : the earrings . i gave you those earrings . blair : so do you remember these earrings ? tomás : please . they 're beautiful . they 're from the photograph . i spent hours blair : yes . i wish i knew where that photograph was . i was looking at it out by the pool the other day , and i guess the wind blew it away . tomás : as long as i get to look at the real thing . blair : mmm . tomás : silly . you grab us a couple seats ? i 'll be right there . blair : sure . hello , john . tomás : thanks . john : blair . she is something , is n't she ? tomás : absolutely . john : so you have something to tell me about todd manning ? [ scene_break ] old todd : hmm . i think maybe i 'm going to a party . [ scene_break ] [ applause ] dorian : thank you . thank you all for coming and joining and sharing in this wonderful evening with me . david : us . dorian : us . oh , darling . ha ha ! this film has been a labor of love from start to finish . it 's the story of love and redemption -- in other words , marriage . and it 's based on a true story , a love story of my relationship with my husband david vickers buchanan . [ applause ] jack : i think it 's time we throw popcorn at her . todd : shut up . i told you everything is gon na be fine . [ beeping ] [ latch clicks ] dorian : i am mrs. david vickers buchanan . most importantly , i 'm the proud executive producer of the film you are about to see . `` vicker man : the david vickers buchanan story . `` dani : someday , it 's gon na be you up there . [ dramatic music playing ] david 's voice : i had it all . i was about to marry the woman i loved , and then tragedy struck . [ film cuts off ] [ audience murmuring ] dorian : i apologize , everybody . we seem to be having a technical difficulty , and we will resolve that in just a moment . [ sexy music playing ] [ audience murmuring ] dani : is that you ? nate 's voice : heard you were failing sex ed . lucky for you , i aced the class . [ audience gasps ]
everybody is getting dressed in their formalwear and ready to attend david and dorian 's production of `` vicker man `` . markko is back in town after working on it but has not brought langston with him although dorian wants them back together . dorian gets into a brawl with the woman who tried to seduce david knowing she is the actress to play dorian . blanca morales hosts the television news show about all the llanview residents and their gossip while they attend the show . original todd finds out about it and tells john he must attend although john had not previously planned to . original todd stays back and watches the show on john 's television and is unable to accept seeing all of the people in his life with this `` other guy `` who calls himself todd manning . rex is also home alone and distraught with shane and determined not to let todd and jack get away with gigi 's death . todd and jack know that somebody out there wants their head on a platter . rick , the porn producer shows up unexpectedly and makes nate very uneasy . and as soon as we see the movie start with david narrating it , the screen goes blank and a new `` film `` appears with nate stripping out of his cap and gown and ready to have a sex scene at the minuteman .
john : so this is it . what do you think of your new digs ? cole : all right , i just wish starr and hope could live here with me . john : hopefully you wo n't have to be here for long . marty : yeah , just long enough to bring down a narcotics ring . john , i do n't know about this . cole : mom , i can do this , all right ? you just have to trust me on this . marty : it 's not you i do n't trust , or john . but if anything ever happened to you -- john : no , not on my watch . okay ? i know it 's not your typical summer job , but it keeps cole out of prison . marty : yeah , that 's what i keep telling myself . cole : mom , i wrecked matthew 's life because i could buy drugs out of my own school . all right , maybe i can fix it where no one else can do that . marty : i hope so . cole : i feel like if i do n't do my part to get this garbage out of the schools , i 'll never have a good life with starr and hope . [ scene_break ] starr : [ sighs ] blair : is hope still asleep ? starr : still ? do n't you mean finally ? blair : she cutting another tooth ? starr : yeah . do n't you just wish that you could take away that pain ? did you ever feel like that ? blair : oh , all the time . still do . you 're still my baby girl , and i know you 're exhausted . starr : mm . i know . still want to be able to sleep anyway . i keep thinking about cole 's ... blair : he starts his community service today , right ? does he have any idea what they 're gon na have him doing ? starr : uh , no . he 's not sure yet . i 've just been thinking about everything that he 's been through . blair : you worried about him ? i mean , trying to stay clean ? starr : no . no , cole 's really turned his life around . blair : you know what ? he has , and i 'm so proud of him , and i 'm proud of you , sweetheart . i 'm proud of how you 've handled all of this , and you stuck to your guns , you know , when he was spinning out of control , and then you stuck by him when he was serious about , you know , cleaning his act up . it 's great . starr : i really love him , mom . blair : i know you do , and i know sometimes when you love somebody it 's really hard . i mean , it 's hard to forgive their mistakes . starr : like mother , like daughter , right ? uh - huh . i heard about you and dad in the cabana . what 's up with that ? blair : ahh ... [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , todd , a word with you , please . i checked the guest room , and there 's no sign of miss delgado . am i to assume that she has declined your kind invitation to move in with us ? todd : no . i left her the key and she 's thinking about it . dorian : that 's hardly a yes . todd : it 's not a no either . she 's gon na call . [ scene_break ] téa : the judge put our case on the docket for the day after tomorrow . matthew : sweet . téa : yep . i 'm compiling a list of expert witnesses who can testify about the safety of the operation and character witnesses who can back up our claim that you are mature enough to make decisions regarding your physical condition . matthew : awesome . one more thing that 'll put the squeeze on them . téa : one more thing ? what 's that ? matthew : i think we may be able to settle this out of court . téa : have your parents decided to let you have the surgery ? matthew : no . but they will . [ scene_break ] nora : hey . bo : hey . nora : hey . bo : i just came by to help clint get ready for the wedding . nora : oh , yeah . rachel 's waiting for me at the church with my dress , so i , uh , should , you know , probably go over there and get ready . bo : is there something -- nora : do you think we should talk about what happened between us last night ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : what the hell are you still doing here ? did n't rex throw you out already ? stacy : throw out the mother of his child ? i do n't think so . schuyler : unbelievable . so you could n't hold on to rex any other way , and so you decided to make up a phony pregnancy -- great . stacy : it 's not phony . i 'm pregnant with rex 's child . schuyler : right , yeah , just like you were the stem cell donor to his real child . stacy : read it and weep . [ scene_break ] rex : you were sleeping when i came in . i did n't want to wake you . gigi : i was n't really asleep . i just was n't ready to see you . rex : so when are we gon na talk about it ? gigi : about the fact that you slept with my sister , probably knocked her up and lied to me about it ? how about now ? [ scene_break ] bo : i definitely think that we should talk about what happened between us last night . nora : what happened at the launch last night . between us ? bo : mm - hmm . nora : it was -- bo : inevitable . nora : oh , uh , i was gon na say wrong . bo : inappropriate but , yeah -- nora : yeah , and crazy . it was definitely -- bo : crazy . nora : yes . bo : yeah . nora : [ sighs ] i 'm getting married today , bo , to your brother . bo : i know . nora : and i love him . bo : so do i . but -- but that 's why last night -- nora : completely impossible . [ scene_break ] téa : what makes you think your parents will let you have the surgery ? they 've been intractable up till now . matthew : well , let 's just say it was n't in their best interests before . téa : actually , they did n't think it was in your best interests to have the surgery . matthew : everybody 's best interest is about to change . téa : what are you up to , matthew ? matthew : i 've got some leverage that i did n't have before . téa : leverage ? uh - huh . and where did you get this leverage ? matthew : i ca n't be the police commissioner and the d.a . 's son and not learn a few things . téa : ha ha . spill it . what you got , kid ? [ scene_break ] dorian : while we 're in the land of wishful thinking , i certainly hope that téa 's non - answer turns itself into a yes . todd : there 's a vote of confidence . dorian : oh , i 've got confidence in you , todd , i really do . i have confidence that you 're gon na destroy whatever feeling blair may have for you . todd : do n't worry , dorian , i 'll get téa here . dorian : whatever it takes , just make sure that you and blair never again have a ... little indiscretion . todd : you know , dorian , i think you need to get some action . it would loosen you up a little bit . dorian : do n't you dare alienate me . i am the only thing standing between you and grave bodily injury . todd : actually , you 're not standing between me and anything . blair 's last words to me were , `` if you bring that tramp into this house , you 're a dead man . `` dorian : oh , another reason to hope that téa moves in . ah . [ scene_break ] blair : where did you get an idea like that , sweetheart ? okay , your dad told you , did n't he ? starr : no . blair : no ? starr : he did n't . i overheard aunt dorian ripping into him about it . blair : oh , i 'm just sorry you had to hear anything like that . starr : well , do n't apologize to me for you having a sex life . blair : ah ! starr : i 'm just surprised that it 's with daddy . you guys have been at each others ' throats lately . blair : it 's complicated , sweetheart . starr : well , obviously . i mean , what trick did dad have to pull this time ? blair : he did n't . it was me . starr : what ? blair : yeah . i do n't -- i do n't want to talk to you about this . starr : mom , i am an adult , remember ? and if i have to live under the same roof as you and dad , i have a right to know what 's up . blair : okay . well , what 's up is that i got a little upset about what was starting up with your dad and téa and what was ending with john and me . [ scene_break ] john : serial numbers have all been recorded and can be tracked , so do n't go blowing it on pizza . cole : got it . john : got the phone i gave you ? cole : here you go . john : this is the number for a track phone that i 'll have on me at all times . cole : tom ? john : in case anyone takes it off you . cole : right , yeah , 'cause that would really suck if llanview 's pablo escobar found a cop 's number all over my call history . marty : hey , that 's not funny . cole : sorry . i should n't be cracking jokes . i know this is serious . and i am serious . besides , john has me wired 15 ways from -- marty : i know , but you can still get hurt . cole : mom , i 'll be okay . marty : being around these people is dangerous . being around drugs for you is dangerous -- you 're still in recovery . cole : what , you 're worried that i 'll backslide and start using again ? it 's okay , you can say it , 'cause i 'm worried about it , too . [ scene_break ] schuyler : okay , so what lab tech did you blackmail this time ? stacy : nobody . a real doctor at the e.r . examined me and told me i was pregnant . you want me to pee on a stick for you or something ? schuyler : ew . i 'll pass . stacy : how did you find about this news so fast anyway ? se i thought the only people who knew were my doctor , rex , and ... oh . okay , so that 's where my sister ran off to last night , straight to her pal schuyler . schuyler : stacy , we ran into each other and she was upset . stacy : oh , yeah , and your strong manly shoulders were just the place to cry . schuyler : cut it out . stacy : okay , listen , get your head out of the sand or wherever it is because this pregnancy , it 's just as good for you as it is for me . it 'll tear rex and gigi apart , and then gigi will be free to be with you . [ scene_break ] gigi : so why 'd you lie to me ? did you think i was n't gon na find out ? stacy was prancing all over town , crowing about the fact she had slept with you . i asked you point blank and you denied it . rex : i did n't want to hurt you . gigi : you did n't want -- at least then i was prepared , i was ready to hear it . do you know how much worse it was hearing the truth the way i did , being humiliated by stacy ? rex : i was -- i was going to -- gigi : you should have just told me when i asked you , rex . even schuyler told you to tell me the truth . rex : schuyler ? you already talked to him about this ? gigi : this is n't about schuyler , this is about us . rex : yeah , you 're right , it 's about us . yeah , i made the choice to lie to you . i did n't want to tell you , gigi . i did n't want to say it out loud because what i did -- ahh ... sleeping with stacy , it makes me so damn mad . and the person i 'm mad at is not just your sister . it 's you , too . gigi : you 're mad at me ? rex : i was shoveled a load of bull for months by the woman who said that she loved me . gigi : i was freaking out ! rex : do you know that i was ? i 've never had a family , gigi , not a real one , and that 's what we were , and you blew us apart . gigi : stacy was blackmailing me . rex : yeah , i get it , but you should have come to me , you should have trusted me . we could have gotten through this together . but instead , you were breaking my heart day after day . you had me thinking that stacy was this saint who 's saving shane . like , what the hell was i supposed to do ? you practically pushed me into bed with her . gigi : i thought you understood that i did what i did for shane . rex : yeah , i get that . but after stacy gave you her ultimatum , why did n't you talk to a shrink or a priest or something ? instead , you had me go on thinking the worst , breaking my heart ... over and over again . when i confronted stacy about what she did , you know what she said ? she said that we must have not been all that solid if we broke up as easily as we did . gigi : is that what you believe ? [ scene_break ] matthew : all i can tell you is that i found something that might be more effective than the law . téa : something legal ? matthew : oh , absolutely . téa : i hope you know what you 're doing . matthew : i do . trust me . i got this . téa : okay . break a leg -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean break a leg . i -- matthew : it 's okay . i mean , it 's not , but it 's not your fault . all this pity and walking on eggshells around me -- téa : i do n't pity you , matthew . matthew : you just do n't want to say the wrong thing . nobody does , and that 's why this is n't okay , and that 's why i need to do what i got to do . téa : well , whatever it is you 're doing , i wish you luck , but just in case , i 'm not gon na cancel our court date just yet , okay ? [ scene_break ] nora : bo , i 've been giving this a lot of thought . bo : me , too . nora : and i 'm marrying your brother clint because i love him . bo : i know that . nora : and what ... what happened between us , whatever it is now -- [ door opens ] téa : oh . hello . bo . bo : hi . téa : nora , you look gorgeous . nora : thank you . téa : congratulations . it 's your wedding day , is n't it ? nora : yeah . you 're doing everything you can to screw that up , though . téa : i took a case , that 's all . oh , your son has something i think he wants to share with you . matthew : mom , dad . take a seat . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , my marriage to john did n't start out as , like , real , but i do n't know , i just thought maybe it might end up being something , you know ? starr : i 'm sorry , mom . blair : that 's okay . you know , a divorce is just tough no matter how you look at it . it 's -- anyway , i was telling this story . starr : yeah . blair : we were having that great family breakfast . we were having a lot of fun , all of us together , and then téa walks in . she 's rubbing herself all over your dad -- starr : yeah , i saw that . blair : yeah . well , i did n't like it , and i just felt a little bent out of shape about it , and one thing led to another , and ... now you think i 'm a green - eyed monster . starr : no , no , no . i do n't ... blair : yeah , you do . starr : think that at all . no , i do n't . remember how tough of a time i was having deciding whether to give hope to marcie ? blair : yeah . starr : and you said that if i changed my mind , you would be behind me 100 % ? blair : i would . starr : well , listen , if you have changed your mind about dad , then i will be behind you 100 % . just forget about what i feel , okay ? so , is dad what you really want ? blair : oh ... [ scene_break ] gigi : you believe what stacy said ? that there was n't enough between us to hold us together ? rex : i do n't want to . but every time i think about how far you went to push me away and keep me away ... it 's like a knife in my heart ... and i do n't know where to put all that . [ scene_break ] nora : you know , matthew , we really need to be getting ready for the wedding . matthew : this will only take a second . i just wanted to let you know that i 'm gon na drop the lawsuit against you guys . nora : really ? bo : oh , son , you know , i am so proud of you . i knew that you would see that the risks involved in this surgery , you know , they far outweigh any supposed benefits . nora : thank you , sweetheart . that 's the most wonderful wedding present you could have given -- matthew : not so fast . i 'm not finished yet . i 'll drop the lawsuit against you guys as soon as you sign this . nora : this is a consent form for surgery . bo : i do n't get it . your mom and i already refused to sign this . matthew : today 's a new day . nora : with the same parents who have n't changed their mind . bo : there 's no way that we 'll risk your life for this surgery . matthew : fine . if me wanting to walk again is n't a good enough reason to sign it , i 've got a better one . [ scene_break ] blair : what i want with your father -- starr : dad . blair : how long have you been standing there ? todd : i do n't know . i just walked in . but do n't let me interrupt you . blair : you 're not . because what i was about to tell your daughter is what i want with her father is absolutely nothing , even if you were the last man on earth , thank you very much . dorian : now that is music to my ears . téa : am i interrupting something ? hi . i hope you do n't mind . i let myself in with the key todd gave me . starr : i 'm going to go check on hope . todd : so i guess this means you 're moving in . téa : heh heh . [ scene_break ] cole : believe it or not , being around drugs 24/7 is gon na make it easier for me to stay clean . marty : how ? cole : because i 'll be on the other side of it . you know , i 'll be dealing with people who made their lives about drugs like i did . i mean , it 'll be a huge reminder of what my life would be like if i had n't quit . plus , the first number i put on this phone even before starr 's was rachel 's , and i 'm not afraid to call her if i need her . marty : i 'm proud of you . but just remember this is dangerous . cole : mom , i 'm not gon na make any stupid choices . i 'm a dad now , and there 's no way i 'm gon na let hope grow up without her old man . marty : huh . [ cell phone rings ] cole : it 's starr . john : go ahead . cole : hey . starr : hey , you . have you started bringing down the drug lords of llanview yet ? cole : not yet . john put me up in a pretty decent pad . i just wish you and hope could be here with me . marty : this is a mother 's nightmare , you know that ? john : i get it . marty : he 's a kid . john : i 'm just asking you to trust him . and trust me that i 'll keep him safe . marty : i do trust you . in spite of the fact that when we were getting close i pulled away . john : because of [ indistinct ] , yeah . and i told you it 's gon na be okay . marty : i want it to be . i want it so badly i 've forced it the worst way possible . john : how 's that ? marty : i went and saw todd . [ scene_break ] schuyler : you know , i am honestly worried about you , stacy . i mean , i thought once rex knew the truth , once he turned his back on you that you would at least give up this little obsession of yours . stacy : it 's not an obsession . schuyler : well , what would you call threatening to let his son die if you ca n't have him ? stacy : what rex and i had was real . it meant something , not just to me , but to him , too . schuyler : okay , you 're deluding yourself . stacy : so if making love to me did n't count , then why did he have to lie to gigi about it ? [ scene_break ] gigi : i love you with all my heart ... and soul . i 've made such a mess of things . i do n't blame you for sleeping with stacy . i hate it ... but i do n't blame you . i blame me . and i just hope that i have n't lost you because of it . rex : i 'm here now . gigi : yeah , physically , but if you ca n't forgive me , then we 're just going through the motions . rex : dammit , morasco -- gigi : dammit what ? rex : i love you . i want all this bad stuff to go away . gigi : so do i . we can do it , balsom . we can ... forgive each other and start over . rex : i want that . i want that more than anything . [ scene_break ] schuyler : who knows why rex is pulling the crap that he does ? he 's not the first guy who 's ever cheated and lied about it , but at least his lie is nothing compared to yours , and the truth came out . stacy : yeah , with a little help from you . schuyler : stacy , you would have gotten caught anyway . and you 're gon na get caught again . stacy : i told you , this is real . if -- if i were n't pregnant , why would i be looking at this , hmm ? schuyler : `` all you need to know when you 're having a baby . `` ha ha . stacy : i want to know what to expect . schuyler : yeah , or fake it believably . stacy : argh , my god , i told you i will take another pregnancy test if it will get you off my back . just when you find out i 'm telling the truth , you need to step up and do the same . schuyler : do the -- tell the truth about what ? stacy : your feelings for gigi . [ scene_break ] rex : we can not let anything come between us again . gigi : even this baby you 're having with stacy ? rex : w - we do n't even know that there is a baby , and if there is , we do n't know that it 's mine . gigi : rex , you saw that paper from the hospital . rex : oh , you 're going there again . stacy has all the power , and there 's nothing we can do to fight her . gigi : okay , okay . rex : seriously , we had sex one time . what are the odds that she got pregnant ? gigi : about the same as when i got pregnant after my first time with you . look , if stacy is pregnant , then she 's never gon na be out of our lives . rex : well , i 'm sure as hell not gon na take it on her say - so . i 'm gon na find out the truth for myself . gigi : how ? rex : i 'm a p.i . , remember ? gigi : uh , yeah . i 'm gon na come with you . rex : i meant what i said . we can not let anything come between us . whatever we find , whatever comes of this , we 're solid . gigi : solid , yeah . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , i knew you could n't resist getting in my face about this . you better sleep with one eye open . téa : heh heh . todd : where are your bags ? téa : oh , i did n't bring any bags . i just stopped by to return the key . much as i think it would be a blast to share clothes and girl talk with this one over here ... blair : stop . téa : i 'm afraid i ca n't move in here , but thank you , dorian , and thank you , todd , for the invite . todd : wait a minute . wait . [ scene_break ] starr : i wish i could be there , too . there are crazy things happening here with my parents . cole : did they figure out i spent the night there ? starr : no , trust me . they have other things on their minds . [ scene_break ] blair : what is that conniving witch up to now ? dorian : i would think you 'd be happy that she is n't moving in . blair : oh . you know what ? i do n't trust her as far as i could throw her , but i just want to know what she 's saying to todd right now . dorian : or are you really concerned about what todd is saying to her ? [ scene_break ] todd : why wo n't you move in with me ? téa : after all these years , you still do n't know me , do you ? todd : i want to know you , but you do n't give me the chance . téa : huh . [ scene_break ] john : why 'd you go see todd ? marty : because it 's been over a year and i 'm still stuck . and i guess a screwed - up part of me thought that i ... well , that he could set me free . john : man , he could n't free a hamster from its cage . marty : huh . yeah , i quickly figured that out . at least i got the chance to vent . john : what did he do ? marty : oh , he made it all about himself . john : big surprise . marty : yeah , he actually asked me to psychoanalyze him . yeah . but i did n't really want to help him . i was there to help myself , but that was n't gon na work either . yeah , i 'm the only one that can do that . john : [ sighs ] you 're not alone . marty : i know . john : i saw blair when we signed the divorce papers . the marriage is officially over . marty : well , that 's a relief because i want to do everything i can to move on , and i would hate to start by having an affair with a married man . [ scene_break ] bo : we 've been over this . nora : sweetheart , your father and i love you so much . until this surgery comes without all the risks , there 's no reason in the world we would ever sign this consent form . matthew : well , how about this for a reason : if you guys do n't sign this and let me have the operation , i 'll tell uncle clint about you guys making out at grandpa 's lunch the night before his wedding to you . bo : what are you talking about ? matthew : i saw you two kissing outside last night . nora : oh , that . that was -- that was nothing . your father was -- bo : i was just congratulating your mom on her wedding . matthew : that 's not what it looked like to me . but sure , maybe uncle clint will buy that right after i tell him about it . and you know what 's funny ? for a while , i would have thought that that was the coolest thing in the world , you and mom getting back together . bo : matthew , your mom and i are n't getting back together . matthew : ah , whatever . i ca n't even think about that right now . right now , i have to think about what i want , what i need , and that 's this surgery that will help me walk again . nora : okay , so instead of suing us , you 're blackmailing us ? matthew : you know , blackmail is such an ugly word . it 's just business . [ scene_break ] cole : i just do n't want your life to be hell because of me . starr : cole , i 'm the luckiest girl in the world because of you . cole : everyone 's gon na think i 'm the scum of the earth . starr : well , i do n't care what anyone else thinks of you . i know who you really are . john : hey , cole . cole : hey , listen , i got to go . i do n't know when i 'm gon na be able to talk to you again . starr : i love you , cole . cole : i love you , too . kiss hope for me , okay ? john : come on , we need to get started . marty : okay , okay , okay . going , going , going . cole : mom . [ scene_break ] blair : okay , i do n't even care what they 're talking about . i do n't . dorian : you do so care . blair : no . dorian : you know , there 's only one proven cure for lovesickness , and that is find yourself somebody new . blair : tried that . it did n't work . [ scene_break ] téa : i do n't want to be used as a pawn in the eternal game between you and blair . todd : you wo n't be . téa : okay , all right , let me put this another way . i do n't want to just be , you know , a willing sex partner for you whenever you want that . you know , i need more than just , `` hey , baby , let 's do it . `` i -- believe it or not , i want -- i want to be wooed , okay ? i want to be romanced . i want to be swept off my feet by a man . i want the whole thing . i want flowers and dinner . champagne . ha ha . i want to go on a real date with you before we decide your place or mine . but more than anything , i want a man who has eyes only for me . do you think you could be that man , todd ? [ scene_break ] gigi : did you take care of my sister , stacy morasco , after her accident ? did you tell her she 's pregnant ? doctor : i 'm sorry . that 's confidential information . stacy : it 's okay , doc . you can tell them . better yet , i 'd like to have another blood test taken just to be sure , you know . doctor : oh , certainly . that can be arranged through the lab . schuyler : yeah , and if it 's okay , i 'd like to sit with her and hold her hand . stacy : well , actually , i 'd rather rex be there . i mean , this involves you . doctor : fine . well , whoever 's coming , please come this way . gigi : go ahead . make sure she does n't pull a fast one . rex : do n't . do n't even talk to me . schuyler : so how are you doing ? gigi : better than i was last night . thanks for letting me spill my guts to you . schuyler : yeah , no problem . glad i was there . so you and rex , i mean ... gigi : we had it out , and ... we 're stronger now than we ever were . schuyler : that 's great . that 's really great . [ scene_break ] john : you ready ? cole : hey , asher , it 's cole thornhart . yeah , yeah , it 's been a while . hey , listen , man , i need to see you . john : just relax , all right . this is just stage 1 . do n't push to get everything we need on the first day , got it ? stick to the script . all right , do n't be going all maverick on me . all right , you 're not to do anything we did n't specifically talk about . cole : i wo n't . john : anything else you need ? cole : i do n't think so . john : okay , i 'll check in later . cole : ahh . huh . [ scene_break ] [ text message alert ] starr : ahh . i love you , too . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'd like to make another proposal . would you , téa francesca delgado ... do me the honor of becoming my date tonight -- ha ha -- at my sister 's wedding ? and by date i mean -- téa : oh , i would love to go on a date with you . um , you can get up now . huh . todd : i 'll pick you up at 7 : 00 . what kind of flower do you like ? téa : figure it out . see you later . todd : yeah . téa : bye , blair . ha ha ha ! blair : [ mocking laughter ] téa : ha ha ! blair : uh ! [ scene_break ] bo : if your mother and i agree to give our consent for the surgery ... matthew : no one ever has to know what i saw last night . those are my terms . bo : then let me tell you what i tell every victim of blackmail that i ever meet : do n't do business with a blackmailer . nora : you really do n't want to do this . matthew : is that your final answer ? bo : it is . matthew : well , i guess i better go find uncle clint . nora : do you think he 's gon na go through with it ? bo : i hope we raised our son better than this . what can we do ? nora : guess it 's out of our hands . [ scene_break ] rex : i watched her and the doctor like a hawk every step of the way . there 's no way this blood test was tampered with . gigi : good . then we can expose stacy for the liar she is and dropkick her out of our lives for good . doctor : i have the results of your blood test . if you 'd like to come with me . stacy : no , no . it 's okay . you can tell me right here in front of my friends and family . doctor : very well . the test is positive . you 're definitely pregnant . stacy : how soon can i have a sonogram ? i just ca n't wait to see my baby . doctor : oh , we can take a look at about 12 weeks . stacy : you 'll want to be there , wo n't you , rex ? see our baby for the first time ? [ scene_break ] asher : heard you got busted . what happened with that ? cole : i got caught with the drugs you gave me after graduation . thought for sure i was heading to prison , but the judge cut me a break , gave me community service instead . asher : wear one of those orange suits and pick up garbage on the highway ? cole : whatever keeps me out of prison . asher : yeah , i hear ya . nice crib . who 's footing it ? cole : that 's , uh , sort of what i want to talk to you about . asher : first things first , though , right ? what 's your pleasure ? cole : i 'm not interested in using . i 'm interested in selling .
nora and bo discuss their kiss the previous night . nora says she loves clint and will marry him today . matthew tells his parents that he will drop the lawsuit and they will sign the consent for his surgery or else he will tell clint that he saw them making out the night before clint 's wedding to nora . bo tells him he will not agree to blackmail . matthew goes to find clint . starr asks blair about her encounter with todd and tells her mother that if her mother has changed her mind about her father , she will support her decision . when todd enters , blair says she wants nothing with to do with todd . tea comes in with the key todd gave her . she tells him she can not move in with him because she does n't want to be in the middle of his games with blair . she tells him she wants a man that takes her out on real dates and only has eyes for her . todd asks her to be his date to viki 's wedding . when schuyler thinks stacy is pretending to be pregnant , she says she will have another pregnancy test to prove it . rex and gigi argue , clear the air and make up . they go to the hospital to get information on stacy 's pregnancy . while they are there , stacy and schuyler arrive to get another pregnancy test , which confirms her pregnancy . john takes marty and cole to the apartment cole will occupy during his undercover assignment . cole calls asher to set up a meeting . when asher arrives , cole tells him that he is not interested in using drugs , he is interested in selling .
david : lois ? this fuzzy navel 's bland ! put your back into it when you 're juicing the fruit . oh , hey , roomies . do you want a cocktail ? what 's your poison ? jessica : you 're certainly making yourself at home . david : hello . this is my home . brody : says who ? david : says viki . send . ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] dorian : david is in a hawt new relationship ... with a swimsuit model . ho ! yeah . right ! i 'll just bet my big fat haute couture maillot on that . blair : and what did that keyboard ever do to you ? dorian : oh , i 'm just updating my myface status . mm - hmm . yee - haw . [ scene_break ] inez : is something wrong , officer ? bo : your brake light is out . inez : you stopped me for that ? bo : actually , i 've been following you for quite a while , and you were all over the road . inez : i was ? bo : mm - hmm . in the middle of the day . and if this street had been any busier ... inez : look , i 'm sorry . i was distracted . it will not happen again . i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to . thank you , though , for letting me know about the brake light -- bo : hold on , ma'am . i 'm gon na have to ask you to step out of the car . [ scene_break ] ford : you really have lost your mind , hannah . i do n't know an eli clarke . hannah : do n't even try . langston : ahh ... what the hell ? i did n't send this . ford better not think i did . [ scene_break ] dorian : honey , stop that , would you ? aah ! is that -- blair : yes , it is . and you thought eli was not gon na come through . well , check it out ! dorian : ooh ! ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] hannah : the guy masterminded this whole thing . he made you accuse me of attacking you . [ doorknob rattles ] [ scene_break ] gigi : now that you 've slept on it , are you leaning one way or another ? natalie : all i keep thinking about is how many people this is gon na hurt if this baby is brody 's . gigi : but it could be john 's , too . do you still want to go through with the abortion ? [ scene_break ] bo : i 'd like you to walk this straight line for me , please . inez : you think i 've been drinking ? bo : you were driving erratically . inez : because i was distracted . i 'm not drunk . i 'm just having a really bad day . bo : are you refusing to comply with -- inez : fine ! should i close my eyes and touch my nose , like `` z , y , x , w , v , u -- `` what ? just give me a breathalyzer . i can jump through a hoop , too . bo : look , i want you to calm down before you start driving again . inez : calm down . i should have a drink , though . calm my nerves , take the edge off . and maybe then i could handle the fact that my son hates me . maybe then i can deal with the fact that i abandoned him and his brother . [ scene_break ] ford : i accused you of attacking me because you did . hannah : ford , you know i did n't touch you . i 'm in a looney bin for no reason . ford : could have fooled me . bye , hannah . hannah : ford , no , wait . please do n't go . you 're the only one who knows that i did n't hurt you . you 're the only one who can help me . god ... [ scene_break ] ford : hey . i 'm glad you found me here . i guess you figured i 'd still be here because of james . langston : well , it seemed like a better idea than your apartment . ford : did you get my message yesterday ? is that why you 're here ? langston : no . i lost my cell phone . i just got the message now . but i saw that somebody sent you a text from my phone inviting you over ? did you show ? ford 's voice : hi . i 'm here to see langston . kelly 's voice : yeah . no , you 're not . ford 's voice : well , she texted me . unless you and dorian are holding her prisoner , she should be— kelly 's voice : i sent the message . ford 's voice : why ? kelly 's voice : i feel like i owe it to every woman that you 're ever gon na sleep with to warn you about jessica . ford 's voice : what about her ? kelly 's voice : she has a communicable disease . if you had slept with her , you could have picked it up . ford : yeah , i stopped by . langston : well , who was there ? what made you think that i wanted to see you ? [ scene_break ] eli : where 's the phone , hannah ? hannah : what phone ? eli : i 'm only trying to make this easier for you . if you do n't want them to lock you in a padded cell and forbid you from having any contact with the outside world whatsoever , you 'll give this nice orderly his phone back without a fight . [ scene_break ] dorian : this ring is as unique as you are . darling , eli has impeccable taste . blair : ah , did i just hear you say that -- dorian : i was wrong , wrong . i was -- blair : about my fiancé , yes . dorian : i was aghast that he would -- [ blair scoffs ] dorian : really . commit a faux pas as serious as asking you to marry him without presenting you with a ring . so naturally , i felt entitled to put my foot down . blair : mm - hmm , and so did david vickers . dorian : do not ever mention the man 's name to me again . thank you . now then , given eli 's actions , of course , it 's natural that i question his being able to meet up to cramer woman 's standards . but now with that absolutely perfect gem , my dear , he has more than proven himself . blair : well , i 'm sure he 'll be glad to hear that . dorian : mm - hmm . man like elijah clarke just makes me realize what a louse and a -- blair : loser ? dorian : yes . what a louse and a loser david vickers actually is . [ scene_break ] david : oeufs a la moelle . carlotta used to make 'em for me all the time . poached eggs with bone marrow . brody : can it , vickers . jessica 's queasy . david : not for my muffins , she 's not . i ate more than one of those things , and i 'm perfectly healthy . my cooking 's beyond reproach . brody : your cooking , yeah . you ... not so much . david : so what was the perp ? how was that ? did i sound like pa ? brody : not at all . jessica : you 'll find out when my dad gets here . david : uncle clint 's coming over here ? oh , man . i left my bullet - proof vest at pa 's garret . [ scene_break ] natalie : my sister and brody deserve a shot at happiness , you know ? gigi : what about you ? natalie : and if i ruin that for them ? if i send jessica back to st. ann 's ? gigi : natty , i really think that 's a long shot . natalie : but it could happen . anything could happen , and just thinking about telling my family and what it 's gon na do to everyone and john . i mean , john just lost a baby with marty . what am i supposed to tell him ? well , maybe this is your baby , maybe it 's not ? how can i do that to him ? gigi : natalie , listen to me . you have to do what 's right for you . natalie : i really do n't know what that is . gigi : then wait until you do . you 'll figure it out . i know it . and you can always call me . you 're not alone in this . you need help , i 'm there . natalie : thank you . [ sighs ] ooh . clint : natalie . honey , what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] john : was that natalie on the phone ? gigi : uh , yeah . john : yeah . she okay ? gigi : she 's fine . she 's great . john : she called in sick this morning . gigi : hmm . i guess she 's better now . big delivery . i better -- john : it can wait . look , gigi , i hate asking for help . but natalie 's hiding something from me , something you think she ca n't handle on her own . so ... why do n't you tell me what it is ? [ scene_break ] natalie : ah , nothing -- nothing 's wrong , dad . i 'm just -- ahem -- i 'm a little dehydrated from yesterday . clint : yesterday ? natalie : uh , yeah . yeah , i was sick , but i 'm okay now . clint : you do n't look so good . you look pale . natalie : yeah , well , it 's nothing a little seltzer water and soda crackers ca n't fix . i 'm good . i 'm good . i 'm great . okay ? clint : let 's go in and find out what the news is that your sister wants to share with us . natalie : okay . jessica : hey , dad ! david , relax . my father did n't come here to kill you . david : oh , yeah . as if he 'd tell you . look , uncle clint , if you 're gon na shoot me , you 'll have to go through jessica . clint : if i 'd known you 'd been here , i would have brought my shotgun . now , get away from my daughter . david : you can relax , jessica . i 'm gon na make sure that sliver of my liver you got in there is gon na live a long and happy life . brody : you got any other organs you 'd like to donate ? clint , thanks for coming . clint : yeah , of course . is something wrong ? what is it you wanted to tell me ? jessica : dad , brody and i are gon na have a baby . clint : what ? brody : it 's true . clint : this is great ! this is the best news that i 've had in a long , long time . david : i 'm gon na have a new cousin ? buchanans rule ! up top , yo ! jessica : lovetts are n't so bad either . david : wait , so then it was n't my muffins that made you sick . it was that little bun in your oven . so what about natalie ? why was she so sick yesterday ? [ scene_break ] gigi : what makes you think natalie is hiding something from you ? john : you 're answering a question with a question . gigi : rex . um , excuse me . rex , i was so worried . i texted you while you were gone and you never answered . are you okay ? rex : yeah , and boy do i have a story to tell you . john : what happened in boston ? any closer to tracking down bennett thompson ? kelly : well , he managed to stay one step ahead of rex and me . but we did find out something about him . john : yeah , what 's that ? kelly : the guy will stop at nothing to keep us from catching him . [ scene_break ] eli : hannah , hannah , hannah , hannah , hannah . [ eli inhales sharply ] i think we need to have a little chat ... during which you explain exactly what you were doing calling cole . hannah : i just wanted to make sure he was okay . i was n't gon na tell him anything . eli : after all , what 's to tell ? hannah : you got what you wanted . i lied and took the blame for pushing dr. saybrooke and bashing ford 's head in . you won . everybody thinks i 'm crazy . just please do n't hurt cole . [ scene_break ] blair : do you want to hear how i almost sent eli packing before he gave me this beautiful ring , or do you want to keep on going on and on about david ? dorian : i do n't want to waste another breath on that bore . no , so tell me about eli . what did he do that got you so upset ? blair : well , last night he told me he could n't see me because he had business to take care of . dorian : honey , the man is ambitious . you 're gon na have to get used to a few late nights . blair : well , i was n't ready to start last night , okay ? so i put on one of many little sexy nothings -- dorian : ohh ! blair : put a gorgeous trench coat over it and decided i would go over to his place and surprise him . dorian : and ? blair : mm - hmm . he was n't there , and he did n't show up all night . dorian : what , you waited around in the sexy little nothing with the trench coat on ? blair : no , i did n't . but i did happen to call his room probably every hour . well , listen ! i could n't help it , all right ? it 's not my fault i could n't sleep . okay , do n't give me that look . in my defense , by the time he showed up here this morning , i was spitting nails . dorian : and then what happened ? what did you do ? blair : well , i told him he was a liar and i could n't trust him and i slammed the door in his face . dorian : just because the man was n't home for one nigh doing . i thought he was up to no good , dorian , but he was off in new york finding me the most perfect ring . i am such a shrew ! dorian : blair , look at me . blair : what ? dorian : blair , shame on you . [ scene_break ] ford : i do n't know who texted me . when i got to your house , nobody was home . langston : nobody ? ford : yeah , weird . i -- maybe one of starr 's brothers was playing a trick . langston : as long as you know that i did not ask you over . ford : yeah , i know . langston : good . so how 's your brother doing ? ford : he 's good . actually , they 've taken him in for some tests and pt and hopefully he 'll be out of here soon . langston : well , i 'm glad . when you said you needed to talk , i was worried that maybe james had gotten worse or something . ford : no . he 's fine , except for having me as a brother . i messed him up , langston . first , mom left him , and then i did . [ scene_break ] inez : you 're a cop . you 're a decent man , probably a family man , wife and kids . you do n't even have to say anything . i can see it 's written all over your face how much you love them , how much you 've always been there . the last thing you would ever do would be to abandon a child of yours , make him feel like he was n't worth anything , make him feel like he was n't good enough or worse , that you never gave a damn . bo : ma'am , i , uh -- inez : i left my sons when they were small , and now my oldest son wo n't let me anywhere near his little brother . and he wo n't listen to my excuses . and why should he , 'cause i 'm guilty . i 'm guilty as charged . bo : ma'am , please . inez : you pulled me over . i want you to just close the deal . arrest me , 'cause i am guilty of the most indefensible crime on earth -- i abandoned my sons . [ scene_break ] david : so why were you sick yesterday , natalie ? natalie : well , i was having sympathy sickness . you know , jess is my twin . we 're just connected in mysterious ways . clint : when i came in from the garage just now , you were still going through it . jessica : really ? today ? natalie : uh ... yeah . i was feeling sick . in fact , i called into work sick , but i am feeling so much better . i think i should go ahead and go on in . but congratulations , grandpa . clint : yeah . natalie : bye . clint : well , you two , i could n't be happier about this , but you are gon na give my grandchild a name , right , so the baby and the whole world can know who its dad is ? [ scene_break ] ford : when i left home , i promised james that i 'd come back for him , and i never did . i could n't . i was barely making enough money to feed myself in those days , and i was convinced that he was better off where he was , with an abusive criminal for a father . langston : you were thinking of yourself . ford : yeah , but is n't that the definition of selfish ? i 'm as bad as my mom . no , worse , actually , because when she left , she did n't promise anything . but i promised that i 'd come back and save him , get him away from dad , you know ? langston : if you could have , i 'm sure you would have . ford : no , good intentions do n't mean a damn thing . not mine , not my mom 's . we 're both full of hundreds of kinds of sorry , and they do n't mean a damn thing ! [ scene_break ] inez : i destroyed their lives . they deserve a little payback . maybe then they can understand how sorry i am . maybe they can finally be happy . bo : i do n't think it works that way . inez : what does n't ? bo : love . loss . when someone hurts you , you think that you want payback . but it does n't make the pain go away . inez : well , my son thinks it will . he wants me to suffer the way he and his brother did . bo : he does n't mean that . inez : yes , he does . and if that 's what it takes , if locking me up and making me pay is what will finally make them happy , then just do it . just arrest me . bo : no , no , no . i 'm not gon na do that . inez : [ sobbing ] what have i done ? [ scene_break ] langston : is there anything i can do to help ? ford : you want to help me ? langston : if i can . ford : i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to dump this on you . i just do n't know who else to talk to except you . langston : it 's gon na be okay . [ knock on door ] nurse : mr. ford , the results of your blood test came back . it 's negative . ford : thank you . langston : what were you tested for ? [ scene_break ] eli : you 'll be very happy to know that i helped cole prevent a very long prison term today . hannah : he 's free ? eli : yes , yes , yes , i fought tooth and nail to keep him from doing time for beating up manning . so , thanks to me , cole is free and safe and happy , but he wo n't be for long if you try another stunt like the one you just pulled . hannah : well , it would n't matter if i did . i mean , like i said , everybody thinks i 'm crazy . eli : yeah , i am not playing here , hannah . if you try to reach out to someone , anyone , again , i kill cole . hannah : i wo n't . i swear . what 's gon na happen to me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : eli clarke is not todd manning . blair : i know that . dorian : you did n't act like that last night . sit do . sit ! todd used you and he abused you . he made an olympic sport out of disappointing you . well , that player is now out of the game . and you finally got yourself a man who will never ever cause you pain or disappoint you the way that todd did . blair : and you got all that from this beautiful ring here ? dorian : mm - hmm . ha ha ! add to that his beautiful manners , his pedigree , that jaw line . blair : mmm , whatever works . dorian : you and eli have my blessing . just do n't screw this up , 'cause you will regret it the rest of your life . blair : who knew it would feel this good to have you approve of the man that i love ? [ scene_break ] kelly : he drugged rex . and while he was out , thompson met with the clerk with the information we needed . john : and he took it . kelly : uh , yeah , but he left the file to throw us off the trail , scrubbed it clean of any leads so now we have no way of finding him . i still ca n't believe that he knew rex was going up to boston . gigi : rex , you have to quit this case , not just for me but for shane . you have a son . you ca n't keep putting your life at risk like this . kelly : good news is , the clerk gave us a description of thompson . john : and the bad news ? kelly : he looks like a million other men -- tall , dark , and handsome . kelly 's voice : bye . eli 's voice : i got ta go , too . john 's voice : hey . call my office later , will you , counselor ? there 's a couple things we need to go over . eli 's voice : absolutely . soon as i 'm done with this appointment . john 's voice : thanks . kelly : hello ? john ? what 's going on ? do you know something ? you do . you 're thinking something , are n't you ? about who thompson really is . [ scene_break ] langston : no , tell me , ford . what did you get tested for ? ford : does n't matter . i do n't have it . langston : have what ? ford : nothing ! langston : oh , my god . did you think you could have an std ? is that it ? huh ? could i have it ? [ scene_break ] inez : i ca n't believe i just unloaded all that on you . i 'm so sorry . bo : ah , do n't worry about it . inez : no , i had a fight with my son , and i overreacted . bo : i 've had a little experience with sons , fights . inez : probably not like this . bo : last year , my son sued his mother and me . but after a while , everything is okay now . inez : you 're fortunate . bo : well , i know that your son 's beef is more complicated , but maybe one day he 's gon na be able to forgive you . inez : first i have to take care of the one son that does n't hate me . if i do n't find us a place to live , i could lose him , too . bo : are you nate 's mother ? [ scene_break ] ford : you heard her . the test came back negative . it 's not important . langston : not important . are you kidding me ? we were having sex for months . when were you planning on telling me that you might have an infection ? ford : it was after you . we were over . langston : wait . you and i broke up on prom night , and that was the night that hannah attacked you . you 've been in the hospital for weeks . and what , now you 're already sleeping with somebody else , somebody who could have made you sick ? [ scene_break ] david : i 'm gon na put the good news about my new cuz on myface . jessica : no , do n't . mom and charlie are away , and i do n't want them finding out about this via myface . david : viki 's on myface ? it 's about time viki got on myface . i should probably friend her and let her know i 'm still not speaking to her . jessica : well , you can say whatever you want , but just do n't tell her this , okay ? brody and i want to tell mom and charlie in person . david : i 've got more pressing matters . jessica : see you later . david : `` dorian lord is involved with an irresistible man with an enormous ... income `` ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , darling , please do not invite david to your wedding . the man is persona non grata . blair : i thought you did n't care . dorian : i do n't . he has the nerve to post that he 's in a `` hawt `` new relationship with a swimsuit model . blair : well , maybe he is . dorian : he is not . he 's lying ! blair : well , how do you know that ? well , he could be involved with a beautiful woman . dorian : well , that 's ridiculous . blair : why is it ridiculous , dorian ? david is rich , now that he 's a buchanan . he 's completely superficial , and on a good day he actually , i guess , can be good looking . so why would n't a model be hot for him ? dorian : wait a minute ! you , my dear , are supposed to be on my side . blair : i am on your side , but you just gave me a speech , sitting right here , about how i should get todd out of my life . so maybe you should take your own advice . so what if david goes after some hot model ? maybe he 'll fall in love with her . maybe he 'll marry her . and maybe he 'll be out of your life for good . dorian : [ chuckles ] hope 's asleep ? blair : like a baby . dorian : i 'm , uh , late for something . blair : okay . she just fell for that hook , line , and sinker . [ scene_break ] eli : as long as you keep your mouth shut and do n't do anything further to jeopardize my plan and i get everything i need , then all of this will be over . hannah : and when will that be ? eli : soon . hannah : i do n't believe you . eli : i do n't care . [ scene_break ] gigi : do you really have to stay on this case ? rex : i owe it to kelly to find out who killed her mother , and i need the cash . gigi : why ? we 're doing fine . rex : i want to do better than fine . i want to put the woman i love through college . [ scene_break ] john : i have to check some records on thompson before i can give you an answer . kelly : why so tight - lipped , john ? was that clerk describing you , mr . tall , dark , and handsome ? john : i have to get back to the p.d . , kelly . see you later . natalie : hi . john : hey . natalie : i thought you were going to work . john : yeah , i 'm on my way . but i need to know what 's bothering you first . natalie : i told you last night . john : yeah . the haircut . i need a haircut . natalie : yeah . john : you know , i let that go last night , but there 's obviously more to it . i know you 're in trouble . so if you need help ... if something -- natalie : no . john : is inside and it 's hurting you , i 'm not gon na stand by and just let it go . [ scene_break ] inez : you know about me from the papers , right ? the boy who took that money and got in all that trouble . bo : i know all about that , but i met nate earlier today , and he told me you lost your house . inez : oh , my god . we both dumped on you today ? bo : other son , but nate seemed like a good kid . inez : thanks . please do n't tell nate about his brothers . he would be heartbroken if he knew that they did n't want him in their lives . bo : your secret 's safe with me . inez : wow , it 's amazing how a complete stranger can turn your day from a total disaster to something almost okay . bo : well , that 's a start . okay ? but i told nate this earlier . i 'm gon na tell you i can help . you call me . inez : thank you , but i 'm gon na be fine . i know i came off like a basket case before , but i 'm usually much more together . really . and this is a situation that i can fix . as for what 's going on with my other sons , there 's nothing you can do about that . [ scene_break ] ford : langston , the blood test is not what you think -- langston : save it ! you know , for a minute , i actually believed you were a human being -- a real person with real feelings and real emotions , but no . you 're just the same old player , racking up notches on your belt . that was my mistake . that was my stupid mistake ! [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] eli : oh , hey , bob . can i borrow your phone for a second ? i ca n't seem to get a signal in here . bob : sure . i just need to refill the meds cart . eli : just be a minute . bob : sure . eli : thanks . damn it ! she called someone else . [ ringing ] ford : hannah ? eli : no , this is n't hannah , but i 'm calling from the phone she used . ford : eli . eli : what did hannah tell you , ford ? ford : not a damn thing . eli : you sure about that ? ford : yeah , i 'm sure . eli : all right , now you listen to me . that girl tries to reach [ words missing ] ford : yeah , i know what 's good for me , okay ? eli : glad to hear it . [ scene_break ] brody : you feeling okay ? jessica : yeah , feel great . brody : do n't you need some air ? jessica : uh , yeah . i need some air . excuse us . i have to go get some air . david : no , no , no , no . you ca n't go . uncle clint 's gon na kill me . brody : man up , buddy . david : uncle clint , about kim and this alleged role i played in her leaving you . clint : i 'm not gon na hurt you , david , so long as you tell me where kimberly is . now , i 've got p.i.s on this , but she 's nowhere to be found . david : believe me , i do n't know where she went . clint : i think you do . david : i know she was hot , but sometimes we have to give up the women that we love the most because they 're just plain bad for us . dorian ! thank god you 're here to stop uncle clint from killing me . dorian : clint , go ahead and kill him . after he posts a retraction on myface . you liar ! you are not in a relationship . david : neither are you . dorian : oh , so you 're admitting you 're not in a relationship . david : only if you are . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm so sorry that my dad got all victorian on you about the name thing . brody : yeah , me , too . because he beat me to the punch . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 've been feeling bad about something and i did n't want to bother you . gigi was talking me through it . john : you 're not bothering me . talk you through what ? natalie : my sister . she 's ... she 's been through a lot , and now she 's pregnant and she and brody are over the moon . i 'm just afraid that something will change that . john : like what ? natalie : anything . look at what happened with marty . and last time jessica was pregnant , nash died and her baby died , too . john , she is finally happy again . and i 'm afraid that if something wrecks that , she 's not gon na be able to handle it . i will give up everything , and i will do anything to make sure that my sister does n't suffer anymore . john : whatever it is you 're thinking you need to give up , tell me . we 'll work through it together . [ scene_break ] blair : update my status . blair cramer is now engaged . eli : why , yes , she is . blair : ah , eli ! eli : you are a sight for sore eyes . blair : well , you , too , good looking . so how did cole 's case go ? you know , i was watching hope for starr , but she has n't called , so what happened ? eli : well , i got todd to drop the charges . blair : you did ? oh ! you 're so wonderful . i was so worried that starr was n't gon na have a boyfriend and hope was n't gon na have a daddy . eli : i know . why do you think i worked so hard to make it happen ? blair : you 're wonderful . such a relief off of me now . i guess i 'm just gon na have to spend all this time planning our wedding . ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] ford 's voice : langston , it 's ford . it was great seeing you today . i was just wondering , can we do that again ? i just -- [ beep ] woman : message one deleted . langston : i was so stupid . [ scene_break ] hannah : there 's no way out for me . no one ... not cole , not ford ... no one 's gon na help me . [ knock on door ] nun : ms. o'connor , someone to see you . [ scene_break ] bo : are you sure you 're okay to drive ? inez : after inappropriately unloading on you ? yes , i think i 'm 100 % . bo : it happens all the time , but usually it 's someone trying to talk their way out of a ticket . inez : i really am sorry . bo : there 's nothing to be sorry about . look , i know that you do n't want help , but if you change your mind , you can find me at the lpd . inez : thank you . for everything . bo : drive carefully . get that brake light fixed . [ scene_break ] dorian : how can i deny i 'm in a new relationship ? i 'd be lying . david : like that would be a first . btw , my new gf is smokin ' hot , imho . dorian : tmi . and where , pray tell , is this paragon of spandex beauty ? david : and where 's this new squeeze of yours with the enormous income , huh ? in your dreams ? dorian : absolutely not ! he 's ... he 's right here . [ scene_break ] jessica : hmm . brody : i told you once before , you 're my home . more than that , you 're my sanity , my constant , my north star . without you , i would n't know who i was . but with you , i 'm the father of the baby inside you . i 'm the father bree asked me to be , the man who wants to give you and our family everything i have to give . i love you , jessica . and i will get you a ring . will you marry me ? jessica : yes ! yes , yes , of course i 'll marry you ! [ scene_break ] [ rex sighs ] rex : well , i need to get a blood test so that john 'll have proof thompson drugged me . gigi : okay , well , when you get back , we can talk about how much i want you to quit this job . rex : when i get back , we can talk about what 's going on with natalie . [ scene_break ] natalie : i just want you to know that no matter what , i love you . kelly : sorry , natalie . this guy of yours , he knows something he 's not saying , but i plan to torture it out of him . natalie : well , good luck with that . i 'll let you two talk . call me later . [ taps glass ] john : you can run , but you ca n't hide . [ scene_break ] gigi : what happened between you guys ? did he say anything to change your mind about having an abortion ? natalie : no . i have to do this , and i 'm gon na do it right now . gigi : i 'm right there with you . natalie : let 's go in the back . [ scene_break ] john : kelly , i have nothing concrete on bennett thompson . kelly : i do n't care if it 's concrete . this is my mother 's murderer we 're talking about . if you know something about who it is , you have to tell me . [ scene_break ] eli : now that there 's nothing standing in the way of our happiness , why should n't we get married ? blair : we will , eli . eli : no , no . i mean , i do n't want to spend one more day without you as my wife . let 's get married tonight .
hannah calls ford and urges him to do something about eli as they both know that he tried to kill ford and pushed marty saybrooke . meanwhile , nate 's mom is out driving while upset . bo stops her . she 's afraid he 's going to arrest her and admits that she has abandoned her two sons and her oldest son hates her . he tells her that he would like to help her and be her friend if she needs to talk . kelly finds out that john is suspecting eli as her mother 's killer . yet blair is ready to marry eli and suspects nothing .
[ dramatic music playing ] david 's voice : i had it all . i was about to marry the woman i loved , and then tragedy struck . [ film cuts off ] [ audience murmuring ] dorian : do n't panic , everyone . we seem to be experiencing temporary technical difficulties . just be patient . we apologize . thank you . david : what 's going on ? [ funk music playing ] [ audience murmuring ] woman : what ? is this a preview . nate 's voice : heard you were failing sex ed . dani : is that you ? nate 's voice : lucky for you , i aced the class . [ audience gasps ] nate 's voice : ready to commence ? jack : news flash , dani -- your boyfriend 's got a new girlfriend . do n't look now . woman : oh , my god ! nate 's voice : that 's what i call pomp and circumstance . [ scene_break ] rex : todd and jack are walking around free . todd has a wife . i do n't . jack has his mom . shane has to grow up without one . what 's fair about that ? nothing . it 's wrong , morasco . something has to be done . and i have to be the one to do it . [ scene_break ] tomás : todd manning is not the man he makes himself out to be . john : all right . who is he ? tomás : it 's complicated . john : i got time . tomás : all right . let 's start with todd 's business . he does n't just run a media company . he works for someone else . he has a job . something he 's kept under wraps for a long time . john : why ? tomás : because it 's illegal . and because the people he works for are extremely dangerous . [ scene_break ] old todd : wow . that 's a nice suit , john . [ knocking on door ] old todd : you got a small neck . baker : going somewhere ? [ scene_break ] cristian : shaun . i thought you were going to the big premiere . shaun : vivian had to work so i 'm meeting her here . you 're missing the big show , too ? cristian : yeah . but i almost feel like i 'm there . shaun : whoa . cristian : yeah , dorian talked my mom into putting it up . shaun : it 's like he follows you with his eyes . cristian : so can i get you anything while you wait ? shaun : do n't worry . i 'm not gon na ask you for a delhi belly . cristian : actually , i thought about what you said . shaun : yeah ? and ? cristian : rama and i made up . shaun : i 'm glad to hear you guys are friends again . cristian : we are , we are , and it 's going so good that i even got her pregnant . shaun : come again ? [ scene_break ] [ audience murmuring ] dorian : everybody , please , there is absolutely no need to panic . i have no idea , but i can assure you we will be getting this entire thing under control . pay no attention to this -- this -- david : hey ! hey ! mr. patel : this is not family- friendly entertainment ! my daughter - in - law and son had no idea they were exposing their unborn child to x - rated smut ! vimal , take your wife out of here . rama : no , i 'm fine . i 'm fine . it 's your wife i 'm worried about . i 'll go get her some water . [ scene_break ] markko : i knew it ! i knew i should n't have left you alone in the edit ! what the hell did you do to my film ? david : your film ? nate 's voice : my diploma 's so big because i double - majored . rick : well played , rick , my man . this town does n't even know what hit it . jack : mom , i ca n't breathe ! blair : good . maybe you 'll pass out and when you wake up , you wo n't remember what you saw . do we really have to watch that ? téa : somebody turn this off right now ! starr : it 's ok . it 's all right . it 's ok . téa : will someone turn this off ! nate : somebody shut this off already ! ford : i 'm on it ! téa : shut off the film ! rama : aah ! gosh , watch where you 're going , mister ! ford : i 'm sorry , but -- but -- look , you 're -- rama : what ? téa : dani , i 'm gon na find out where this garbage is coming from , and i 'm gon na put a stop to it , ok ? all right ? nate : dani , dani , i swear , ok , i -- it 's not what you think . i swear . dani : no ! it looks like you just did a porno with your brother 's ex- girlfriend ! [ scene_break ] john : so this other job of manning 's . what is it ? what does it entail ? tomás : things that would keep his family up at night . john : that 's something for a guy that committed rape and murder . tomás : everybody knows about that . i 'm talking about things nobody knows about . john : what ? now it 's time it all comes out ? tomás : no . it can no longer stay hidden . john : why is that ? tomás : because of a man named baker . [ scene_break ] baker : back inside . old todd : you know , i would , but i 've got somewhere to go . baker : let me guess . the movie premiere ? to see todd manning ? i 'm headed there myself , so if there is a message you would like me to deliver ... old todd : i prefer to deliver my messages in person . baker : i 'm afraid you 're gon na be otherwise engaged . the chase is over , my friend , and i have a long to - do list . old todd : ok . who 's stopping you ? baker : no one , after i deal with you and a few other loose ends . i 'm always looking out for small ways to be more healthy . [ scene_break ] mr. patel : mayor lord ! you promised us this filth would stop ! markko : did you hear that ? i would n't count on a landslide in the next election , or ever getting hired as a producer again . dorian : executive producer . markko : did you think this would be funny ? david : do you see me laughing ? markko : good . because there 's nothing to laugh about . you have destroyed both of your careers and taken me and langston down with you , not to mention turning renee 's hotel into some sort of porn palace . david : we do n't have to worry about that . for renee , this is kind of like returning to her roots . dorian : oh , david , please do n't make things any worse . just get the thing unplugged . david : right . dorian : who did you give the film to ? markko : what ? no , no , no . do n't you turn this back around on me . dorian : i did n't give it to anyone . david did n't give it to anybody . for goodness sakes , that is certainly not our film . markko : then whose is it ? [ movie stops ] markko : ugh . finally . god . david : i got it ! see that ? i got it . rick : here 's my cue . [ scene_break ] cristian : like that mustard . shaun : hey . i 'm glad you took my advice , but -- cristian : she 's not really pregnant . shaun : so it 's like it was before ? i thought you said she was pretending that it was her husband 's ? cristian : she still is . vimal knows the truth , but he has n't had the courage to tell his parents . shaun : so you stepped in . cristian : exactly . shaun : i 'm almost afraid to ask , but how ? cristian : a water balloon . shaun : are you serious ? cristian : i think it looks pretty good . shaun : and you really think this is gon na work ? cristian : yeah . why not ? as long as rama 's careful . [ scene_break ] ford : does it hurt ? rama : huh ? ford : there 's toothpicks in your stomach ! rama : listen , mister , i have more important things on my mind than your little wiener . ford : wh -- rama : take them . oh , the water . ford : is everything ok ? rama : here , here , here . mr. patel : it 's all right . they have turned it off . you do n't have to hear it anymore . rick : whoo ! oh , ladies and gentlemen , boys and girls , may i please have your attention ? in fact , i think i already have it , but can you please just keep it down for a little bit ? i am sorry to interrupt , but i would like to introduce myself . rick powers , president and ceo of rick powers productions , the finest purveyor of adult entertainment east of las vegas and north of the big easy . and tonight , i give you a sneak preview of `` hold the diploma , `` the next entry in the famous `` hold the `` series , starring the brand - new discovery , up - and- comer buster ridge ! where are you , buster ? there you are , buddy . let 's give it up for buster ! whoo ! starr : nate , do n't touch her . téa : stop it . ok ? rick : buster ! téa : jesus . nate : dani , dani -- téa : stop it . todd : hey , stud . where are you going ? nate : i have to see dani . todd : no , no , wait a minute . téa : he 's not worth it , todd . all right ? todd : you 're not gon na see dani again ever . [ scene_break ] john : who 's baker ? tomás : he worked for the cia . then he went rogue . john : and he 's hooked up with manning ? tomás : todd 's been answering to him for years . john : that 's funny -- manning claims he does n't answer to anyone . tomás : who he claims to be and who he is are like night and day . and when he finally got the guts to push back , baker tried to have him killed . john : so baker 's behind manning 's shooting ? tomás : and he does n't like to fail . so he 's come here to finish the job . john : when ? tomás : he 's here now . and as long as he is , people that todd cares about , and more importantly , the people that i care about ? potential targets . john : that 's some story . so what 's a guy like baker -- what 's he want with manning ? tomás : honestly ca n't say . john : you ca n't or you wo n't ? tomás : i ca n't . i do n't know everything . john : do n't sell yourself short . when you 're not lying , you know a lot . were do you get your information ? tomás : i used to work for baker , too . [ scene_break ] baker : drag him inside . old todd : i 'm -- ok . so now what ? baker : do n't get ahead of yourself . old todd : how did you even get here ? baker : we knew you had help from somebody on the dock . when we found out he was mcbain 's informant , it was n't too difficult to figure out where to look . old todd : do you have a decoder ring ? baker : how much did you tell him ? old todd : tell who ? baker : mcbain . old todd : i told him that the guy running around town with my name is a fake . baker : oh , that 's a shame . old todd : why ? baker : it would 've been so much simpler just to have to dispose of you and tomás . but now i 'm gon na have to add john mcbain to the list . [ scene_break ] tomás : téa spoke to you . i know that . so my cia connections ca n't come as a surprise . john : if they 're real . tomás : you think i 'm lying ? john : i do n't know . have to look for some verification . tomás : forget it . company 's not gon na acknowledge me . john : no ? why is that ? tomás : because of the things i did under baker 's command . i do n't like to think about those days . john : why did n't you go to your higher - ups ? why did n't you talk to your handlers ? tomás : because baker led us to believe those missions were sanctioned . when i realized they were n't , it was too late . john : too late for what ? tomás : to make things right . a lot of people paid a huge price for those missions . john : what people ? what did you do ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i 'm sure she 's being careful . shaun : with a water balloon ? cristian : what if it 's not just any water balloon ? did you know i was an artist ? shaun : and what she needed was an engineer . cristian : it 'll be fine . shaun : if you say so . i just hope it does n't blow up in rama 's face . [ scene_break ] mrs. patel : thank you . thank you . i 'm so blessed to have such a kind and dutiful daughter - in - law . mr. patel : yes , our vimal is a lucky man . we can always count on rama . vimal : she does have a way of coming through . rama : it 's nothing . for my family , i 'll do anything . mr. patel : are you feeling a little stronger ? mrs. patel : i just need a few minutes to clear my head . vimal : rama , thank you for being so -- thoughtful and caring . mr. patel : we 'll just try to forget what happened here tonight , all right ? we 'll go home , we 'll have a nice , hot shower , and then we 'll just -- what was that ? rama and vimal : what was what ? mr. patel : something must have spilled . i 'm all wet . rama : that 's strange . how strange . i mean -- mrs. patel : rama , it 's coming from you ! rama : no , no , no . aah ! [ scene_break ] blair : jack , let 's get out of here . jack : what ? no , and miss that ? [ scene_break ] todd : when i told dani you were bad , i did n't realize how bad . nate : you do n't understand , ok ? todd : that 's ok . i do n't have to understand . i 'd love to hear your excuse , though . wait a minute . [ scene_break ] jack : dad 's gon na spill blood . blair : not unless somebody spills his first . [ scene_break ] old todd : what are you gon na do to mcbain ? baker : use your imagination . old todd : you 're not gon na kill a cop . baker : i wish you had n't made it necessary , but we ca n't have people spreading ugly rumors that there are two todd mannings . old todd : there 's only one . me . baker : if that 's what you want to believe in your last few minutes on this earth , you go right ahead . now move . old todd : you 're not gon na terminate me here ? baker : and have you be found wearing that face ? no . too many questions . what we need is a nondescript location where no one will intervene and where your body will not be found . now go . [ scene_break ] john : so there 's a rogue cia agent , and he 's gon na start killing people if he 's not stopped . why are you telling me this ? what do you want from me ? tomás : i want you to help me stop him . john : man , i do n't know if you 're ever being honest with me . and i do n't need part of a story or half a story . i need the whole story . tomás : anything i 've held back , i did n't do it to protect myself . john : i do n't care why you did it . i need you to come clean now . eh , forget it . tomás : no , no . full disclosure . [ scene_break ] starr : dani ? dani ? wait . stop . dani : there 's nothing to say . tomás : what 's going on ? dani : i do n't want to talk about it , ok ? i do n't . please just leave me alone . tomás : this does n't have anything to do with the movie , does it ? téa : i 'm afraid it does . tomás : the vickers thing ? baz : it 's a different movie . there was a last - minute substitution . tomás : you lost me . dani : my boyfriend did a porno , ok ? he had sex with someone on camera and everyone just saw it . téa : ok , ok . ok , ok . all right . it 's ok . it 's all right . [ scene_break ] todd : hold it . i tolerated you because my daughter said that you made her happy . and this is how you treat her ? nate : you 're not gon na believe anything i say , ok , and this is between me and dani . todd : hold on . ford : hey , get your hands off my brother . hey . jack : go for it , dad . kick the crap out of him . blair : keep your mouth shut . i want you to stay right there . do not move . we 'll get some help . jack : ok . slimeball still deserves to go down . rex : you got a hell of a big mouth , you know that ? better be careful or somebody 's gon na shut it for you . [ scene_break ] rick : if you liked what you saw , which i know you did , here 's some information with my web site , where you can catch all the rest of the action . i accept all major credit -- there 's nothing to be shy about . david : you think maybe i could have one of those ? rick : absolutely . david : who the hell do you think you are ? rick : want to know who i am ? i am your number - one fan . i kid you not , man . i have been following your career . have - a - seat . one swipe for the wipe . awesome campaign . david : thank you . rick : yeah . awesome . if you ever want to collaborate , you just say the word . i 'll have my people contact your people . hey , man . yeah . keep up the good work . david : thanks ! dorian : where do you think you 're going ? markko : he 's not going anywhere -- not until he tells us what he did with `` vicker man . `` david : yeah , where is it ? where 's my movie ? [ scene_break ] mr. patel : are you all right ? mrs. patel : is it the baby ? rama : my water broke sooner than expected . mrs. patel : we have to take you to the hospital right away . and what is this ? is this where the water was coming from ? rama : no , my gyno told me to wear this for extra support , because i needed something tight to hold me , and so i was wearing that , and then ... vimal : stop . it 's over . it 's over . mr. patel : what 's over ? what 's going on ? vimal : rama and i -- we 're not gon na have a baby . rama was wearing a water balloon under her dress to make it look like she was pregnant . mr. patel : why ? mrs. patel : oh , my god . did she -- did she lose the baby ? mr. patel : is that it ? you lost the baby and you were afraid to tell us ? why would you force her to go through this charade ? mrs. patel : vimal , it is not like you to deceive us . rama : no , no . he did n't . i did . your son did n't lie to you . i was the one who lied . the truth is ... i was never pregnant . [ scene_break ] jack : what are you doing here ? rex : what do you think ? i came here to see a movie . jack : i do n't think there 's gon na be a movie . rex : that 's ok . i can find another way to entertain myself . come here . [ scene_break ] dani : how could he hurt me like this ? did n't he ever even care about me ? starr : of course , he does . of course , he does . there has to be an explanation . téa : if there is , i 'd like to hear it . dani : well , is n't it obvious ? he got tired of waiting for me to have sex with him , so he just did it with the first available girl . god , i 'm an idiot . i 'm such an idiot . every time i would ask about deanna , he 'd say that they were just friends . he said that she was still hung up on james . starr : she was . that 's why this does n't make any sense , dani . why would he do it on camera where someone could see ? why would he do something like that ? dani : i do n't know and i do n't even care . i just want to get that picture out of my head and i never will . i 'm -- i need to go home . i really need to go home . téa : let me take you home . dani : no , mom . dad looked like he was about to do something bad . you need to stay here and make sure he does n't . starr : then i 'll go . i 'll go . dani : you ca n't . aunt dorian would kill you if you left now . baz : i 'll take her home ... if that 's ok . téa : thank you , baz . i would really appreciate that , ok ? come on . all right . i 'll see you guys at home later . very soon , ok ? ok , sweetheart ? tomás : téa , where 's nate ? téa : do n't even think about it . things are tense enough as it is in there . john : hey , buddy . full disclosure . tomás : i 'll be back after i straighten this kid out . blair : you better hurry . when todd 's finished with him , there might not be anything left . [ scene_break ] jack : wait . where are we going ? rex : i just thought we should go somewhere and catch up . jack : i ca n't go anywhere . my mom told me to stay here . rex : since when do you do what your mommy says ? jack : since now . rex : what 's the matter , jack ? you have a problem with me ? jack : you sent guys to beat me up . rex : you went after my son . but you 've changed , right ? you 've learned your lesson . you do n't think it 's fun to hurt people anymore . jack : i said i was sorry for the shane stuff . rex : the shane stuff ? is that was this was to you -- just some stuff that happened ? ok . well , let 's talk about the gigi stuff . jack : i did n't do anything to gigi . rex : oh , god . i keep forgetting . it was your friend brad . you 're innocent . you did n't do anything to be ashamed of , did you ? jack : no . rex : sure about that ? because if you did do something , now would be the time to get it off your chest . [ scene_break ] [ indistinct shouting ] téa : todd ! stop it ! todd : get your hands off me . tomás : do not make things worse than they already are . you get out of here . get out of here . [ scene_break ] ford : let 's go . you ok ? nate : i 'm fine . i need to find dani . ford : dude , listen . she 's not gon na want to talk to you . what the hell were you thinking ? nate : leave me alone . ford : i warned you to stay away from him . i guess i did n't realize it was already too late . nate : i 'm going to find dani . [ scene_break ] todd : thanks for butting in , john . just trying to protect my kid . john : by hurting someone else ? todd : if you were a father , you 'd get it . but that 's right -- you do n't have any kids , do you ? john : you keep saying that . what 's your point ? todd : this guy nate salinger hurt my daughter . if you do n't know what that feels like , stay out of my way . john : yeah , sure , manning . whatever . next time , i 'll just stand back and watch . [ scene_break ] baker : i said move ! [ cop groaning ] baker : aah ! rick : take it easy . no need to get physical . security guard : you 're in enough trouble already . markko : give us back our movie . rick : who are you again ? markko : i 'm the director . dorian : and i 'm the executive producer , and i am the mayor of this town . you did n't know that , did you ? david : her father - in - law is my pa . my pa is the police commissioner . so if we want somebody busted -- kind of a done deal . rick : i do n't want any trouble . dorian : too late . you 're already in big trouble . david : give us back `` vicker man . `` markko : where is it ? rick : i would really love to help you , , really would , but i do not have it in my possession . markko : where is it ? rick : it 's probably being bootlegger who stole it . [ scene_break ] cristian : how is it gon na blow up in her face ? shaun : you do n't know ? you really think a water balloon 's gon na fool anybody ? cristian : it just has to fool vimal 's parents . they expect her to look pregnant . shaun : and what happens when they expect a water balloon to turn into a baby ? cristian : they wo n't . shaun : trust me , in a couple of months , they will . cristian : they 're actually going back to india . shaun : for how long ? cristian : i guess long enough for vimal to build up the courage to tell his parents the truth . shaun : think he can do that ? cristian : sooner or later . relax . rama 's got plenty of time . [ scene_break ] mrs. patel : you mean she was -- rama , you were never pregnant ? rama : no , i was n't . i let vimal believe that i was pregnant before he went off to statesville . mr. patel : statesville industries , where he was working . vimal : no . statesville prison , where i was incarcerated . mrs. patel : what ? why would you be in prison ? rama : because of me . i convinced him to take responsibility for a crime that he did not commit , because i thought it -- i thought it would benefit us in the long run . mr. patel : what kind of benefit does a man derive from having a criminal record , i 'd like to know . rama : none . but vimal trusted me and i betrayed his devotion by letting him believe that i was pregnant with his child when i was n't . there 's no excuse . it 's unforgivable what i did . mr. patel : vimal , when did you find out that there was no baby ? vimal : not long ago . rama : he wanted to tell you the truth , but i knew how devastated that would make you and how much that would hurt him , so i just stupidly tried to save him more pain by trying -- mrs. patel : by getting pregnant with a water balloon ? rama : it was crazy . i know that now . it was stupid . mr. patel : did you think that that would stop vimal from divorcing you ? it 's amazing what some women will do to keep from supporting themselves . mrs. patel : or perhaps she did it because of the reason she told us . she truly loves our son . [ scene_break ] téa : thank you , detective . he seems to have cooled off . john : he 's still gon na do something stupid . téa : yeah . tomás : how about téa and i make sure he does n't do anything stupid ? todd : where 's dani ? téa : baz took her home . [ scene_break ] baz : what 's that from ? dani : this ? it 's a musical we almost did at the school . it 's actually how i met nate . baz : sounds like fun . dani : it was . it was fun . if anyone had told me that one day , he would cheat on me in the most disgusting way ever ... i still ca n't believe what i saw tonight . but i did . everyone saw it , and no one 's ever gon na forget it . baz : need any help ? i see some pictures in here . i 've got some great tearing muscles . dani : no . thanks . i think i just need to be alone for a while . baz : i 'll be upstairs packing if you need anything . dani : packing ? baz : going to paris to visit my mother in the morning . dani : sounds nice . can i come , too ? what a joke . nate : dani ? [ scene_break ] blair : thank you two for coming in when you did . téa : yes , thank you very much . the last thing dani needs is to hear that her father 's in jail for having beaten her boyfriend to a bloody pulp . [ scene_break ] todd : he deserves worse . no one goes after my kid and gets away with it . jack : dad ? i need to tell you something . rex balsom is here . todd : yeah , ok , so ? jack : so he was , like , stalking me . he 's acting really weird . todd : where is he ? jack : i do n't know . he was over there a minute ago . todd : do n't worry about balsom . he ca n't do anything . stick close and i 'll keep an eye out . [ scene_break ] téa : could this night get any worse ? blair : you know what ? i 'm gon na ask dorian that exact thing . you certainly missed tonight 's entertainment . where were you ? john : that 's my fault , blair . he was talking to me . [ cell phone ringing ] todd : really ? about what ? john : none of your business . excuse me . yeah . todd : what are you doing wasting your time talking to that moron ? john : i can hardly hear you . what happened ? cop : we got trouble . someone got the drop on me . you got ta get over here . john : i 'm on my way . we 'll finish this conversation later . [ scene_break ] cristian : are you sure i ca n't get you anything ? shaun : vivian just texted me . she 'll be here soon . cristian : that 's what you said an hour ago . shaun : see , that 's the problem with real babies . they actually show up . cristian : my mom 's in the back . . she 'll take care of you guys . i got ta go check on capricorn . shaun : listen , man . i 'm really glad you and rama made up . cristian : yeah . me , , o . thanks to you . shaun : can you do me a favor , cris ? cristian : yeah , sure . shaun : take that with you . cristian : no . ok . shaun : thanks . [ scene_break ] rama : i 'm so ashamed . your son deserved so much better than me . i came to this country and something happened to me . i got so taken and enamored that i lost my way . but i never lost my heart . i still love vimal . i always will , no matter what the future holds . mrs. patel : what do you say to that , my son ? vimal : i think i could never love another woman as much as my rama . mrs. patel : thank goodness it 's settled . mr. patel : settled ? just like that ? mrs. patel : yes . just like that . now , listen to me , you two . i long to be a grandmother and i 'm not getting any younger . so get down to business . vimal : ma ! mr. patel : my dear , please , this -- mrs. patel : shh . and if you need any pointers , you can ask that boy from the film . he seemed to know what he was doing . vimal : ma ! [ scene_break ] dani : get out . nate : dani , listen . dani : get out . listen to you , nate ? listen to you so you can lie to me again ? i found you with that skeevy director and you told me he was a lawyer . nate : dani , he threatened me , ok ? i told him no a million times but he made me ... dani : whoa . are you seriously telling me someone forced you to have sex with deanna ? do you know how lame you are ? nate : i know how it sounds , ok ? dani : with what ? [ scene_break ] markko : you gave our movie to video pirates ? rick : here 's what happened . i went to the projection room tonight -- professional curiosity -- and there was this guy there . total shady character . dorian : shady , and so unlike you . rick : no . here 's what happened . before i could say a word , the guy took off running and he took `` vicker man `` with him . david : you mean you sold it to him . dorian : you wanted to hijack our premiere in order to show your -- i 'm not even going to dignify it with the word `` film . `` rick : i do n't need to hijack anything , but i just so happened to have a copy of `` hold the diploma `` on me , so i said to myself , `` self , these people came to see a movie . so let 's show them a movie . `` i was trying to do you guys a favor . david : yeah , some favor . if `` vicker man `` hits the web , we 're dead in the water . dvd sales , residuals -- it 's all out the window . dorian : honey , that 's not gon na happen . markko : you are coming with me , powers . you are gon na give us a description , tell us who this guy is , and then we will fan out and track this sucker down . david : right . wait a second . can we leave our own premiere ? is that done ? dorian : you can leave when there is n't a premiere , all right ? besides which , sweetheart , there is nothing going on here for us . come . [ scene_break ] rex : ok , get a grip , balsom . this has to be done . for gigi . [ scene_break ] tomás : it 's time to tell them . todd : there 's nothing to tell . tomás : it 's over . starr : dad , are we missing something ? todd : no , you 're missing nothing . why do n't you and i go for a walk ? tomás : no . these are people we love . they need to know the truth . blair : what truth are you talking about ? todd : you do not get to do this . tomás : if i do n't , mcbain will . he 's this close to blowing everything wide open . todd : i ' not afraid of john mcbain . . tomás : he knows about me . he knows about baker . it 's only a matter of time before he knows about you , too . téa : knows what ? blair : what are you guys talking about ? what 's happening , tomás ? what -- todd : do n't do it . tomás : i 'm sorry for the havoc that this is gon na wreak on all of you , but it 's time . this man is not todd manning . old todd : i am . starr : oh , my god .
during the premier of `` vicker man , `` everybody is shocked when david 's movie is erased and replaced by the porn film of nate and deanna . nate has no way to explain himself and dani is distraught and furious . yet nobody knows where the porn film came from until rick stands up and introduces himself assuming that he will become a success after showing all the movie patrons his brilliant work . david and dorian tell him they will arrest him since she is the mayor , his father is the police commissioner and he destroyed `` vicker man . `` but he tells them that he does not have access to the porn film . it 's now in the possession of `` that bootlegger who did it `` . little does nate know what he did when he let rick give him the dvd . rex is on the warpath with jack manning and goes to confront him with a gun although everyone is distracted and can not see rex . original todd is ready to reveal himself when baker finds him and is ready to kill not only him but current todd , tomas and john and any or all people who know `` the secret , `` but original todd manages to subdue baker , tie him up , then appears to reveal his identity at the theater to all the people in todd manning 's life .
antonio : the only reason padilla met with sonia and me in puerto rico was because he knew i had the combination to the santi vault . john : so he could n't have been the guy that tortured your cousin ? antonio : had no way of getting into the vault . john : you think maybe it was this -- this new guy , el tiburon ? antonio : no way of really knowing . i mean , they kept tico hooded . never saw faces ; never heard names . john : maybe someday he can recognize a voice . you know , it makes sense , someone trying to fill this power vacuum . you got any new leads on why tico moved here ? antonio : wanted to meet the good side of the family ? i -- yeah , i know , it sounds a little sweet . i do n't know . he 's probably lying low , looking for protection . john : i guess you ca n't blame him with everything he 's been through . antonio : yeah , but he did manage to give the santis and the f.b.i . the slip for over three months . john : hmm . what about the sister ? what do you think her story is ? antonio : i do n't know . all i know is she 's very friendly . makes me wonder . john : ca n't be the haircut . definitely not that shirt , either . antonio : give me a break . john : i do n't know . you know , when i arrested her , the f.b.i . -- they let her go right away . antonio : yeah , you ever find out why ? john : i made some calls ; i never got a straight answer . watch your back with her . she 's the wild card in all this . sonia : tico ? tico : sis ? sonia : you ever get the feeling something bad 's going to happen ? tico : yeah , sooner or later . sonia : if this el tiburon is out there , we 've got to find him fast . tico : did you ever think of taking up a different hobby ? sonia : they help me think about the future . and i 'm thinking if we do n't hurry up , we wo n't have a future . and antonio 's the key . jessica : what was that ? i came to see how the move was going . what was that about antonio ? blair : well , i really think it would have been a lot easier if we 'd just been able to buy lion 's heart . todd : but not as much fun as stealing asa 's mansion and throwing kevin out . blair : yeah . [ door closes ] blair : whoa , whoa , whoa ! wait up , beautiful ! what 's wrong ? starr : emily reece is having a pool party over at her house -- blair : yeah ? starr : and everybody is invited except for me ! blair : well , there must have been a mistake . starr : no , there is n't , because she says that i 'm not invited because her parents think that i 'm trash ! blair and todd : what ? starr : they said that dad 's been in prison and that you sleep around and that kelly is having dad 's baby ! blair : well , starr , i told you that that rumor 's not true , honey . starr : yeah , but everybody keeps saying it ! they 're so mean ! i just wish i would -- i just wish i was dead . kevin : read it and weep , manning . thanks for coming . have a seat . evangeline : unless you 're about to tell me you 're not going to claim kelly is an unfit mother , we have nothing to talk about . kevin : you handled todd on the charges that he raided buchanan enterprises , right ? evangeline : correct . those charges are technically still in play . kevin : i 'm dropping those charges , so you 're one for two today . evangeline : he will be happy to hear that . kevin : i 'm also not naming him correspondent to my divorce of kelly . evangeline : all right . you have got my full attention . kelly : ok , ace . do n't you worry about a thing . i got a car coming . they 're going to take us to the airport . ooh ! hello , hello ! we 're going to go someplace where they do n't know us . they 're going to just see you and me , a mother and son , a little happy family . ok . let 's see if the car 's here , huh ? want to see if the car 's here ? dorian : hi , honey . david : hey . dorian : oh , my goodness . where are you going ? kelly : i really ca n't explain , dorian . i 've got to go . i do n't have much time . dorian : darling , tell us . what 's happened ? tico : yeah , we were talking about antonio because we 're making a guest list for the housewarming party . your name has come up several times , too . jessica : ah . yeah . sorry i just barged in , the door was wide open , and looks like there 's a lot of moving going on here . sonia : i remember this from when i was a little girl . i moved into tico 's house after my parents were killed . i was about 12 . i was just terrified that i would break this thing and they would banish me from the house . tico : yes , and we would have . sonia : that house in madrid was like a museum . and now tico 's brought it all to llanview . jessica : well , everything here is beautiful . tico : thank you . sonia : tico 's taste . jessica : oh , you do n't like antiques ? sonia : i prefer modern -- clean , smooth lines . they 're so much more sensual do n't you think ? well , i have to go . tico : oye . no me mas ayudar ? sonia : well , we 'll do it later . i have to see antonio . he wants to see me . police business . he 's so dedicated , is n't he ? jessica : yes , he is . sonia : tico and i just feel so safe knowing that antonio 's watching out for us . see you later . antonio : do n't worry about sonia . i can handle her . john : whatever you think 's best . the mop - up of this santi business -- that 's f.b.i . , not us . antonio : yeah , well , i just want to get a clear read on what side she 's on . john : yeah . antonio : you ever find out if r.j. hired those guys that jumped you ? john : no one 's talking , but it was him . antonio : how you going to play this ? john : if this escalates , i do n't want her getting hurt , so i think she and i are just going to play it cool for a while . antonio : how 's she taking it ? john : she 's concerned , but i think she interpreted it as my way of pulling back . evangeline : so , if todd is no longer a part of the divorce proceeding , then why not keep the good news coming , kevin ? do n't turn this divorce into some kind of revenge , and do n't fight for full custody . kevin : actually i 've gotten william emerson involved . evangeline : really ? kevin : yeah . evangeline : well , bill has quite a reputation , but sometimes his approach is so ruthless even his own client gets embarrassed . kevin : yeah , he says that we he enough evidence of kelly 's incompetence to take ace away before the trial . evangeline : do n't even try it . kevin : did n't the court notify you ? it 's happening today . kelly : todd told kevin that ace is n't really mine , that paul found him for me . david : `` found him `` ? kelly : yes . dorian : i 'll kill him ! kelly : kevin now knows that i have no legal rights to ace . he 's going to get full custody . dorian : no , he wo n't . kevin has no more rights to this baby than you do . kelly : he has money . he has power . he was lieutenant governor , for god 's sake . david : where did paul find ace ? kelly : dorian did n't tell you ? david : no . i 'm not a cramer woman . i get told nothing around here . dorian : so help me , todd manning will pay for this . kelly : i think i got to change him . [ ace fusses ] dorian : no , no , no , let me do this . no , i 'll take care of it . kelly : i do n't know what i did with his blanket . have you got him ? dorian : ah , yes , i do , darling . oh -- kelly : what i did with it ? david : do you want to maybe catch me up , you know , to speed , what 's going on ? kelly : all right , sit down . i went away to have my baby , and he died . david : kelly , i 'm so sorry . kelly : so paul found me ace . and i was so afraid , i did n't know what to do , and i could n't tell kevin . david : you poor thing . kelly : ace 's mother did n't want him , but i wanted him . i wanted him more than anything . david : how did todd work his way into this story ? kelly : todd was spying on me . at first , i thought he wanted to help me , but now i know he was just waiting for this . david : to hurt kevin . and now kevin wants ace ? kelly : kevin just wants to hurt me . he does n't care about that boy . i have no legal rights to ace . i have no adoption papers . i have nothing . all i have is my son , and that 's why i got to get him as far away from here as possible . david : look , kelly , that is a really big step . where are you going to go ? kelly : i do n't know , i do n't know . i 'll think in the car . i 'll change our names . i 'll do whatever we have to do . david : if you get caught , kelly , everything could be over . kelly : that 's why you have to help me . you 've always helped me in the past . please , david , please , i 'm begging you . jessica : that 's a van leer , is n't it ? tico : yes . jessica : yeah . tico : yes . it belonged to my great uncle . he bought it before the war in antwerp . jessica : you know , they said that he became a painter just so vermeer 's servant girls would sleep with him . tico : very few people our age know about van leer . you know , sonia always makes fun of my taste . jessica : well , you know , you are kind of like from another century , almost . tico : is that such a bad thing ? jessica : no , of course it 's not . it 's a good thing . tico : well , i 'm glad you feel that way . you know , sometimes i feel like i 'm on a hopeless crusade to keep real taste alive . but maybe if i had a partner , my impossible dream would n't be impossible or lonely anymore . blair : i promise you those rumors about kelly and your daddy will go away soon . starr : in time for emily 's party ? blair : well , i ca n't really promise you that . starr : i just do n't know when all this will go away . todd : they wo n't -- they wo n't shut you out forever , sweetheart , i promise . starr : it sucks . blair : todd , you can not make promises like that to her . i mean , we ca n't force our way into respectability . todd : you want to bet ? antonio : i got to get to the hookup . john : i got this one . hey , look , just watch your back with sonia , ok ? antonio : yeah , yeah . i -- i think she likes it here . john : hmm . evangeline : the notification just got to my office . your mr. emerson 's usual stalling technique , hoping i 'm going to settle . kevin : well , you should . that boy needs a strong parent . kelly 's not it . evangeline : if you really cared about that child , you would n't be doing this , kevin . kevin : the reason i 'm doing this , evangeline , is because i care about ace . and as soon as you know the whole story , as soon as you figure out that kelly 's been lying to you , even you 'll have to admit that what i 'm doing 's right . evangeline : suppose you tell me about it . kevin : suppose you ask my ex - wife . and then run to court . kelly : please , please , david , i just want to raise my son in peace . [ ace cries ] david : kelly , it is not that easy . kelly : oh , i hear him crying . dorian : well , he 's all clean . and in my opinion , he 's fussing because he needs a nap . [ car horn honks ] kelly : oh , there 's the car . i got to go . you can sleep in the car , sweetheart ! dorian : kelly , please -- no , wait , hold on . i 'm taking you . kelly : dorian -- david : dorian , kelly 's right . it 's now or never . kelly : come here , come here . [ ace cries ] dorian : what do you mean ? kelly , please . if you were to run , kevin might implicate you in whatever it was that paul did . no , you have got to stay and fight right here in llanview . kelly : i 'll just make sure that they never find us . dorian : what , you ca n't live your life on the run ! i might never see you again , and i ca n't let that happen . david : actually , i think dorian 's right . on the run with a baby ? kelly : i know , i know , but at least we would be together . do you understand that i do n't care how we live ? i just do n't care . dorian : i know , i understand why you want to run . it 's only natural , but , gosh , we 're smarter than that . we 're cramers . we stand and we fight our enemies with everything that we 've got . kelly : kevin is angry . he 's relentless . dorian : ok , i am more afraid of you spending your life as a fugitive than i am of kevin , ok ? please , kelly , stay here . we 'll fight this thing . we will . you can win . i promise you . [ music plays ] sonia : you like the music ? i hear it 's your signature tune . how about an encore ? antonio : i think i 'll rest on my laurels . sonia : it 's a damn shame . you got nice laurels . i 'm doing some remodeling in here . i had to , anyway , since the place got trashed . might as well give it some class . antonio : i thought this was just a way in , to settle a score with the santis . why keep the place at all ? sonia : it gives me something to do . i like the nightlife . want a drink ? antonio : i 'm working . sonia : really ? ask away , detective . antonio : when you shot padilla , it was n't just self - defense , was it ? sonia : he killed my parents in cold blood . i saw the bullets shatter the window , and i saw their blood everywhere . antonio : do you know why it was happening ? who did it ? sonia : i was just a little girl , about 12 . my father was santi 's bodyguard , and my mother was his maid . they were just in the way . antonio : and you ? sonia : i hid . i watched him gun down my mother for no reason . antonio : so what 's next ? sonia : antonio , what is this about ? antonio : killing padilla . was it the end or is it just the beginning ? todd : look at these , offshore accounts i got from mitch when he thought i was walker . blair : yeah , i remember walker . todd , it does n't matter how much money we have , where we live . snobs like that are always going to look down on us . todd : i do n't care what they think of us . i just do n't want to see starr hurt like that again . blair : well , i do n't , either . now , how are we going to stop that ? todd : money , money , money , money . it changes everything . blair : it did n't change kelly 's life , now , did it ? todd : and she 's going to lose that baby . kevin 's going to trash her in court . this town 's going to forget about you and me . we need to concentrate on stealing that mansion from asa , kicking kevin out of it . blair : that mansion 's quite nice . you know , i lived there twice -- once , when i was married to asa , and then another time i was married to max . todd : yes , yes , thank you very much , i remember . blair : big pool , big stable - todd : these kids are going to be begging starr for her to become their best friend . blair : mm - hmm . so are you going to steal us a mansion ? todd : yes , we are . blair : that 's a good thing , because asa 's definitely not going to sell it to us . todd : yes , kevin did n't see it coming when i used david to buy `` craze . `` blair : yeah ? todd : and he ai n't going to see it coming when i steal his grandpappy 's mansion . asa : thank you . you left the office kind of early . kevin : yeah , i 'm hoping to hear any minute that i have a court order to take ace away from kelly . asa : ooh . i do n't know why you want to keep the boy . oh , hell , he 's a nice little guy , but he 's not yours . kevin : no , not yet , but he will be . asa : who 's kelly 's lawyer ? kevin : evangeline williamson . asa : huh . the little gal 's never lost a case . kevin : well , then she 's due . asa : you know , do n't ever underestimate any woman savvy enough to con the court into thinking that i 'm senile . evangeline will do anything to win . kevin : so will i . [ ace cries ] kelly : oh -- david : i paid the car off , sent him away . kelly : oh . and , dorian , i 'm just as not as brave as you are . dorian : who 's brave , honey ? i 'm just stubborn , stubborn enough to believe that you can make anything work -- anything -- if you try hard enough . kelly : i 'm not so sure about that . what if kevin finds ace 's biological mother and starts making trouble ? dorian : we 'll find her first . kelly : listen , if he tells the court that i 'm not ace 's real mother , they will find this woman for us . paul will help them , and some stranger will take my son . dorian : do n't worry about all of that just now . david : hey , if you 're looking for someone to strangle the truth out of paul , i 'm available . dorian : can we just take everything one step at a time ? right now you 've got kevin stalemated , as long as you do n't do something silly , like run ! and please , whatever you do , do n't cut me off from being able to help you . kelly : if we go , we 'll think of something . we 'll think of some trick . david will help us stay in touch . david : no , you ca n't count on that . the cops could tap dorian 's phones . they could tail me . dorian : and what kind of life will you have , living amongst strangers , always looking over your shoulder ? david : now , kelly , i have been there , and believe me , it 's no life . kelly : i know it will be hard , but -- david : a lot harder than making a stand here at la boulaie . look , you know what ? the last few months of living here has shown me how important family is , and besides , kelly , you 'd miss me . kelly : i know . you guys have been great . it 's just that -- [ doorbell rings ] dorian : oh , dear . ok , just -- let 's all hold on . david -- evangeline : hey . dorian : oh , see ? it 's your own lawyer . david : it 's a party . evangeline : actually , the party is over . kelly , i have some terrible news . kelly : what ? evangeline : kevin 's lawyer got a judge to remove ace from your custody . they 're coming to pick up the baby today . kelly : no ! no ! [ ace cries ] kelly : it 's ok , sweetheart . [ music plays ] sonia : of course this is over . for most of my life , i 've been eaten up by rage at one man . now that man is gone . antonio : the organization 's regrouping . you still own a club that 's tied in to the santis . sonia : antonio , i just want this to be over . for years and years , all i 've thought about was that man . it 's kept me locked in the past . antonio : ok . i get that . sonia : i just want to start over . ok , that 's why you 're so special to me . you 've given me a chance at a new life . what ? antonio : i just think you 're a pretty cool customer , that 's all . sonia : what does that mean ? antonio : this new guy trying to take over ? el tiburon ? he must feel pretty lucky , having you taking out padilla for him . sonia : you think i did this to help el tiburon ? antonio : i want to make sure he 's never heard of llanview . jessica : oh , they 're beautiful . tico : they belonged to my mother . her name was isabella katerina maria de santi . jessica : i 'm sorry tico . i ca n't accept something this personal . tico : my mother -- she left me much to remember her by . what can i do with these ? no , they were meant to be used by someone beautiful . jessica : then i 'll use them every day . thank you . tico : you know , when i was chained up in the vault , i kept thinking , if only i could start this family over and put my father 's world behind me . you know , begin building a new life . jessica : now you can . tico : thanks to you . jessica : you know , i was wondering , what have you been doing for the past year , after you found out who your father was and you went into hiding and -- i mean , what were you doing before they found you on the street and dragged you away ? starr : what are you guys doing ? going out to have a good time ? todd : we 're going to meet a wedding planner at the palace . blair : that 's right . we are going to throw the biggest wedding reception ever . we 're going to invite all your friends ' parents , too , ok ? starr : you really think they 'd come ? blair : yeah . todd : yeah , it 's going to be hot . they 're all going to want to be there . we 've done this before . remember carlo hesser 's yacht ? blair : absolutely . it was a real big party . you were just a baby , you do n't remember , but this is something that your daddy and i definitely can do . todd : and if things go well , you might be living in a new house . blair : yeah . starr : yeah ? todd : all these kids -- blair : mm - hmm . todd : are going to be begging to come over . starr : yeah ? todd : yeah . kelly : oh , i knew it , i knew it . dorian : how could you let this happen ? evangeline : look , kevin swapped lawyers , and the new one is as underhanded as they come . he preempted negotiations . he delayed notifying me that he was meeting with the judge until it was too late , but not to worry . i already filed a motion . david : to rescind the order ? evangeline : exactly , but the judge wo n't be able to do that until she reads the affidavit i sent her about kelly . plus , i asked for an injunction against kevin 's keeping ace and a countersuit so that you guys can keep custody of ace until the divorce is final . dorian : well done . so you see ? we 're not helpless . evangeline : unless you do something to jeopardize your claim , ace will be back here by the morning . kelly : yeah , you ca n't guarantee that . evangeline : kelly , the vital thing is that you remain calm and you must remain here . i thought i was clear about that . there 's no winning unless you play by the rules , understand ? is there anything you 're not telling me , anything at all that could catch me by surprise ? kelly : no , no , of course not . evangeline : so when kevin says you 're lying about something , i should -- david : that 's just kevin being kevin . evangeline : ok . all right , i 'm going to trust that and i 'm going to get back to work . i will see you guys later , ok ? kelly : i want to go spend some time with my son . david : ok . dorian : kelly -- david : you think she 's going to take off on us ? dorian : i do n't know . if she loses custody of ace -- i do n't know -- there 's no telling what she 'd do . david : oh , boy . kelly 's really off the deep end about that kid . dorian : please do n't say that . that 's really what terrifies me . david : what , you mean losing it ? like addie and her mother ? dorian : david , stop that . yes . that 's what i 'm most afraid of . i can already see signs of it . tico : i want you to try this . jessica : thank you . how long after you did learn about your father , did they kidnap you ? tico : oh , too long . it was months of living in fear , hiding , using different names , always looking over my shoulder , you know , having this feeling that i was being watched , and i was . jessica : so you knew that you were in danger ? tico : oh , yeah . it was terrible . my mother probably brushed her hair with this the morning she was killed , oh , making herself beautiful for her visit to the city . i 'm sure my father was out doing something terrible . and then she left me with a nanny and took my brother to the car . jessica : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . i should n't have asked . it 's just reporters are -- by nature , they 're just -- they 're nosy . i 'm sorry . tico : oh , no , it 's all right . jessica : but , you know , that 's what this house is about -- starting over again . [ glass shatters ] jessica : oh -- oh , my god . i 'm so sorry . oh , my god . tico : no , no , no , no , no . jessica : i 'm so clumsy . tico : do n't worry about it . it 's just glass . jessica : the frame 's ok , but -- what 's this ? it 's a picture of two little boys . tico : `` manuel ii y su hermanito tico . `` sonia : if you 're so concerned about el tiburon stalking llanview , why do n't you get out there and do some cop work and find him ? i 've got nothing else to say . antonio : maybe you met him without a nickname . sonia : maybe i did ! what ? antonio : how did you get in to get in with padilla ? sonia : there was this stripper cop in llanview . he 's a good kisser , but a real pain in the neck . antonio : ok , fine , look , this is n't personal . sonia : damn . antonio : what ? oh , you do n't believe those things , do you ? sonia : i remember my mother reading these cards . i use them now when i have a question that i need to puzzle through . antonio : yeah , everybody 's got a question . sonia : yeah ? why do n't you ask yourself one , see what they say . evangeline : hey . john : how are you ? evangeline : i 'm not great . actually , i 'm waiting for a judge to call . john : well , they say patience is a virtue . evangeline : i 'd say i 've been pretty patient about some questions i asked you last night . john : please do n't read that the wrong way , ok ? i know how to handle this guy . i just do n't want gannon taking anything out on you in the meantime . do you understand ? evangeline : i appreciate that , really , but if you want to cool things off , you do n't need r.j. for an excuse . john : i 'm not looking to cool things off . are you ? asa : why the hell are n't you with kelly trying to save your baby from kevin ? todd : excuse me ? asa : i do n't want that boy around my house ! and why are n't you fighting for him ? todd : i think the judge is right , asa . you are demented . blair : well , the wedding planner is not here yet . todd : well , i 've got bigger news than that . blair : really ? what ? todd : turns out kevin has not told asa how kelly got her baby . blair : why not ? todd : `` why not , `` indeed . blair : uh - huh . todd : what 's kevin up to now ? blair : huh . david : no , do n't paste up the masthead yet -- dorian : david ? david : because we might -- dorian : david ! please . david : i got to call you back . dorian : kelly 's gone and she 's taken the baby with her . david : how did she do that ? dorian : i was on the telephone trying to find another lawyer to help her , and she must have taken the backstairs and gone out the service exit . david : i thought we got through to her ! dorian : i thought you were keeping an eye on her ! david : i got a call from `` craze . `` look , where do you think she went ? dorian : i do n't know . she could be anywhere by now . david : wait a second . she said she wanted to show ace to someone , someone who had `` never seen her own -- `` i do n't know -- and then she stopped . dorian : oh , of course . of course . it has to be . david : what ? dorian : she 's taken the baby to see linda -- kelly 's mother ! [ pounding on door ] kevin : dorian , open up ! david : go away , we 're closed ! [ pounding ] dorian : david ? kevin : i 've come to get ace , all right ? i have a court order ! i have marshals with me ! dorian : stall him ! david : we 're naked ! dorian : honey , do me a favor , please . david : what ? dorian : just buy me enough time so i can find out if kelly actually went to boston , ok ? david : ok . hey , wait , wait , look , we 're back on track . we 're good at this , ok ? just focus . dorian : ok . [ pounding on door ] antonio : so what does it mean ? sonia : i got a lot of swords . they mean action , conflict . antonio : good or bad ? sonia : it could be either . it could be power . it could be destruction . got to pick one more card . antonio : well , that 's interesting . what does that mean ? sonia : it can mean death . it 's also symbolic death . it leads to a new life . of course , you do n't believe in any of this stuff , right ? jessica : there 's something written here . it 's in spanish . what does it say ? tico : i think this is my mother 's handwriting . `` i wish my little manuel could be different from his father . but then , at 2 , he follows him everywhere . every day , my husband travels further and further away from us in spirit to a dark life no one can survive . i dread my little boy going after him . and if i stay with him , one day my little baby tico will love his father , too . should i be a proper wife and a bad mother , or should i save my boys by leaving ? `` evangeline : i 'm going to surprise you , lieutenant . you found the one part of my life where i do n't know what i want . john : good . then you 're right where i am . evangeline : so what are we going to do about it ? john : so what are we going to do about it ? well , maybe we should just ignore everyone and see what happens . evangeline : that sounds like an excellent plan . todd : maybe it 's an angle . if asa and kevin are n't on the same page , maybe we can work that . blair : how ? todd : asa thinks i 'm the baby 's father . does n't that give me leverage ? blair : well , it might . but then ace -- asa is going to be expecting you to hate me . todd : you think you can sell it to him ? blair : you just watch me . you stay away from me , you liar ! todd : come on , blair . blair : do n't `` come on `` me ! what , you father a child with my own cousin ? i hate you , todd ! stay out of my life ! david : kevin . oh , my god , what 's wrong ? why are they arresting you ? kevin : that 's fun . house comedian here . no one 's getting arrested unless it 's you people . david : why ? what do you want ? kevin : i just won custody of ace . the marshals are here to make sure there are n't any problems . david : oh , wow . you really went all out , did n't you ? what is this ? `` the party of the second part is hereby compelled to convey to the party of the first part -- `` this sounds like a great party . kevin : where 's ace ? david : wait -- excuse me . sirs , what does this legalese mean ? `` chattels `` ? marshal : it means do as he says . david : do n't i have a right to know what i 'm reading here ? kevin : would you knock it off ? it 's a court order . now , where 's ace ? david : i do n't know , beats me . dorian and kelly took him out . kevin : where ? david : i do n't know . they -- oh , i think they left a note . oh , here 's the note . yeah , they took him to a resort on the ocean . kevin : which one ? david : the atlantic ocean . kevin : which resort , david ? david : i do n't know . it does n't say . kevin : all right , cut the crap . you tell me where ace is right now . nurse : may i help you ? kelly : oh -- i know it 's past visiting hours , but i really -- i wanted to see my mother . nurse : is it important ? kelly : well , i think so . i have somebody she might want to meet -- her grandson . nurse : oh . dorian : well , what time did the plane leave ? ok -- all right . when is the next flight to boston ? no -- i -- no , you do n't understand . i have to get up there as soon as possible . thank you very much for your help . how am i going to get up to boston in the middle of the night ? of course . he owes us . i 'll get paul to fly me up there . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ light synthesized music ]
kelly makes preparations to run away with ace , but david and dorian convince her to stay and fight . dorian confides in david that she 's most afraid of kelly losing her mind , like her mother . kevin gets a court order to have ace removed from kelly 's custody , and kelly panics and runs to boston to see her mother . blair and todd hatch a plan to regain respectability when starr is not invited to a friend 's party because of todd and blair 's reputations . blair and todd decide to steal asa 's mansion from him . tico continues to try to grow closer to jessica , and gives her a hairbrush set that belonged to his mother . jessica accidentally breaks the mirror , and discovers a photo of a toddler tico and his brother , along with a note from his mother , asking herself if she should be a good wife or a good mother . evangeline and john end up kissing after they both decide they are at a crossroads in their relationship , and willing to take a risk . sonia continues to try to get closer to antonio , as he questions her to see if she is still involved with the santi organization .
sarah : hey . cristian : you know , you might want to put some clothes on . sarah : why ? cristian : well , because you 're half - naked . sarah : so are you . cristian : i live here -- this is my place . i can do what i want . sarah : oh . yeah , well , thanks to you and rex , i live here , too , and i do n't like to wear clothes around the house , so i guess that makes me your new half- naked roommate . pleased to meet you . [ knock on door ] [ cristian sighs ] cristian : here . rex : special delivery . ha , ha -- hmm . sarah : hey , rex . come on in , take off your clothes . rex : am i interrupting something ? sarah : cristian forced me to put my clothes on . cristian : yeah , right , and you see how well that went . sarah : did you miss me ? rex : i 'm not in the mood to play games , sarah . cristian : what 's wrong ? rex : tate tried to kill layla and adriana last night . [ scene_break ] tate : well ? [ tate groans ] vincent : ah . shaun : what are you doing up here , boss ? vincent : thinking . shaun : about why you did n't let that son of a bitch harmon die ? [ scene_break ] nora : you ok ? matthew : i guess so . yeah . nora : why do n't we put tate harmon where he belongs . hmm ? there you go . there you go . you feel better now ? hmm ? it 's a bummer when you find out your heroes are human , is n't it ? matthew : he tried to kill us ! nora : well -- matthew : and i still bought his baseball cards . r nora : well , you did n't know , sweetie . and it 's over now , ok ? he 's not going to hurt anybody else . matthew : how do people get like that ? cole : morning . nora : hey , good morning . matthew : did you hear about tate harmon ? cole : yeah , it was in the news . you guys must be pretty relieved , huh ? nora : well , we 're working on it . how are you ? did you sleep well ? cole : not really . i 'm just worried about my mom . i kind of wish i could talk to starr about it . [ scene_break ] viki : do n't let the nurses catch you with the cinnamon rolls , because they 're contraband . starr : why are they being such sticklers about visiting hours ? viki : oh , it 's all right . i mean , it 's almost time , right ? besides , it gives us a chance to hang out together . starr : i just ca n't believe that my dad 's back . viki : oh , i know -- me , neither . but , you know , i should 've known , because he would never , ever abandon you and jack , and i know that . i should 've remembered it , though . i heard about cole . starr : oh . he knew that miles laurence had my dad . and he did n't tell anyone , so we broke up . i just could n't be with him after he did something like that . viki : are you sure you heard the whole story ? starr : he said that he did it to protect his mom , but he could 've gotten dad killed . viki : well , that put him between a rock and a hard place , did n't it ? well , it 's a terrible choice for someone to have to make , especially someone as young as cole . starr : aunt viki , what does that matter ? it happened and he made the wrong choice , and now it 'll never be the same . [ scene_break ] bo : marty . hey , john . john : bo . bo : what 's going on ? marty : i remembered some more about the night spencer was murdered . john : ok , that 's enough . marty : no , it 's not . i was n't sure before , but now i am . i know i killed him . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , my darling . adriana : hi . dorian : oh , darling , darling , darling . are you all right ? adriana : yeah . dorian : oh . why did n't anyone call me last night ? i mean , really -- i have n't been this upset since last year when -- adriana : oh , do n't even go there , mom , ok ? dorian : of course not . layla , are you all right ? layla : mm - hmm . as long as tate 's in jail , i 'll be fine . thank you . dorian : well , he went after bo buchanan 's son , so believe me , he 's going to stay in jail . adriana : oh , good . dorian : i brought you girls over some muffins for breakfast . they 're from that cafe that you like so much . layla : thank you . that was very nice . adriana , you ok ? adriana : i was just remembering all the times that tate brought us breakfast . was he planning to hurt us all along ? [ scene_break ] vincent : last night 's a blur . i 'm just trying to get a handle on it . shaun : i never thought that i 'd be caught up in the middle of anything like that . vincent : it got real personal . shaun : dude killed ted , man . why ? you ca n't get any whiter than that boy . vincent : he was a good man . you know , if layla 's sister dies because of this loser , i 'm going to find a way to kill him . shaun : and i 'll be your wingman . vincent : you know , shaun , i 'm really not in a talkative mood right now . shaun : you do n't have to say anything else , boss . vincent : all right . shaun : i got it . vincent : you know , i just keep thinking and i 'm replaying it in my head and what if something happened to layla last night and i did n't get a chance to tell her how i really feel , man ? shaun : did n't happen . did n't happen . vincent : i was so wrong , about so many things . shaun : not just you . harmon had the whole town fooled -- no exceptions . vincent : you know , i had his life in my hands , and i do n't know for the life of me if i did the right thing . shaun : did you get any sleep ? vincent : i 'm ok . actually , i would n't mind being alone right now . shaun : i hear you . you did the right thing by saving him . but even i 'd wonder . [ scene_break ] nora : bo 's got your mother in protective custody , so miles is not going to get anywhere near her . i 'm going to go see her first thing when i get to the courthouse . cole : thanks . matthew : hey , mom ? nora : mm - hmm ? matthew : is dr. saybrooke going to be in jail for a long time ? nora : matthew . cole : no , it 's ok , ms. hanen . i was actually wondering the same thing . nora : ok . straight talk ? cole : yeah , please . nora : all right . they ca n't keep her in jail indefinitely unless they charge her with a crime . and from what i 've seen of the case , there 's still a lot of unanswered questions . cole : yeah , but she confessed . nora : hmm . you may think confessions are airtight , but they 're not , especially not in a case like your mother 's , where she does n't really even remember the entire incident . matthew : so she 'll get out ? nora : well , we certainly hope so , you know ? i 'm going to do the best i can to see that that happens , which is why i 'm not going to prosecute her -- because i do n't want to see her in jail any more than you guys do . cole : thanks , but no offense -- hope is just not going to cut it . nora : maybe not . worst comes to worst , i 'm going to get her the best damn attorney in the state . there are no guarantees , cole , but this is far from over . matthew : oh , yeah , and i talked to starr , by the way , about you -- well , all good things . she listens to me -- do n't worry . cole : thanks , buddy . that means a lot . matthew : do n't sweat it . she 'll come around . cole : i do n't know , matthew -- i did a bad thing . and if i was in her place , i do n't know if i would forgive me , either . [ scene_break ] viki : i guess things seem pretty impossible right now , huh ? starr : you have no idea how much i hate this . viki : i bet cole feels the same way . starr : yeah , but the difference is , is that he deserves it . viki : baby , you know , the hardest thing in the world is forgiveness -- sit down -- especially in a situation like this where at first glance , it all seems completely unforgivable . starr : do you think i should forgive cole ? viki : that 's not for me to decide . starr : we were getting along so well . i mean , the prom was amazing and my mom finally said it was ok for us to go out . everything was perfect and then this happened . how do i fix it ? [ scene_break ] bo : let 's take this in my office . it 's not a good idea to blurt something like that out in a squad room . marty : you have my confession . i have nothing to hide . john : you do n't remember enough to know you 're guilty . bo : let me be the judge of that . marty : you know , i 'd just really like to get this over with . bo : well , i know . we 'd all like to put this case to bed . john : yeah . we 'd just like to get it right this time . marty : look , spencer attacked me the night he was killed . i walked in when he was with blair and we had a confrontation . bo : well , look -- this is all on the record . marty : yes , i know , so just let me finish , ok ? i -- i fought back . i -- i grabbed a pair of scissors and -- and i reached over my head -- john : and apparently , that 's where the memories stop . she does n't even remember stabbing truman . bo : yeah , is that right ? you do n't remember the actual blow ? marty : no , no , not yet , but , look , i remember the scissors , ok ? i must have stabbed him . i 'm just repressing my memory . bo , i remember how i felt , i remember how scared i was . and i knew there was n't anything that i would n't do to stop him , so once those scissors were in my hand , there was no way i did n't go through with it . bo : you did n't want her to tell me this . john : i just did n't want to waste your time , bo . you know how recovered memories work -- they make lousy evidence and they do n't stand up in court . and if you had talked to your lawyer first , you would 've known all that . you could drive a truck through the hole in her memory , all right ? there was no point . marty : i will remember eventually . bo : all right why do n't you have a seat ? i need to know everything that you do remember -- from the beginning . [ scene_break ] nash : whoo ! [ jessica laughs ] jessica : stop it , stop . help -- stop ! i 'm going to pop a stitch , stop it . nash : you know , these raincoats are going to come in real handy in the vineyard . jessica : oh , yeah , somebody 's definition of hell -- living in the middle of a vineyard , not being able to drink . nash : hey , you forget about that . you 're going to have a long , happy , healthy life . we 're going to have a long , happy , healthy life together , now . and we 're going to have a honeymoon , a real honeymoon , somewhere -- somewhere amazing , just as soon as the doctor says ok , right ? what ? jessica : um -- antonio does n't know that we 're married yet , does he ? how 's he going to feel when he finds out ? [ scene_break ] cristian : vincent saved harmon 's life ? why ? rex : well , because he 's not a killer . cristian : well , he does n't deserve to live if you ask me . rex : look , i know how you feel , but it would n't have been right to let the guy drop . he 'd have been a martyr . sarah : wait -- wait , catch me up , guys . i get the whole adriana thing , but why do you want this guy dead ? cristian : why do you think ? evangeline , the woman i love , is in a hospital bed because of harmon . and adriana is my cousin , if you did n't know that . sarah : excuse me for living . cristian : how 's adriana ? rex : fine , considering . still in shock -- we all are . sarah : so , are you two back together ? [ scene_break ] dorian : come on , girls , you -- you need to eat something . me . good . layla : mmm . it 's delicious , thank you . dorian : oh adriana , wo n't you have some ? come on . adriana : i feel kind of sick . dorian : all right , you girls have got to eat something . you need your strength if you 're going to save your company . listen up . tate harmon was the public face , right ? you 've got to take all the horrible things that happened and spin them to your advantage . otherwise , it could all become a public relations disaster . layla : it 's already a p.r . disaster . our underwear is racist by association . dorian : now , that is defeatist talk . how could anyone say that ? adriana , your -- your father was of latino descent , you are of afro - american descent . layla , no , no , no , no . you 've just got some work to do . adriana : what work ? dorian : ok . i took the liberty of contacting a fabulous publicist in new york city , and he is writing a press release for you , even as we speak . adriana : saying what ? dorian : well , i 'm not exactly sure , but trust me , it 's going to be brilliant . in his words , all you need to do is just `` ride the wave . `` layla : `` the wave `` ? dorian : you -- you know , create a momentum that will serve your company . layla : hmm . that sounds like a good idea , and it was really nice of you , but the last thing i can think out right now is selling underwear . adriana : same here . dorian : oh . [ knock on door ] adriana : hey , shaun . shaun : hey , adriana . is layla here ? adriana : yeah . layla : hey . come on in . how you doing ? shaun : how you doing ? layla : um , have you met adriana 's mother ? shaun : how you doing ? dorian : hello . call me dorian , please . shaun : nice to meet you . i heard a lot about you . dorian : oh . thank you . shaun : you 're welcome . dorian : i 'll give you some time . layla : is vincent ok ? shaun : i 'm not sure . layla : oh , my god , what -- what 's going on ? shaun : he 's not hurt or anything . i found him up on the palace roof . layla : what 's he doing there ? i mean , are the police still questioning him ? shaun : no , he 's by himself , but he 's just not right . layla : what do you mean ? shaun : i think he needs someone to talk to , and i do n't mean me . [ scene_break ] cole : should i get rid of all these ? i mean , now that tate harmon 's a murderer , i 'm sure they 're worth a lot of money . matthew : they 're not worth anything to me anymore . cole : well , that 's admirable . i mean , most guys would be counting the cash right now . matthew : it 's because of him we almost died ! he burned our house down and all our stuff . cole : i 'm sorry , i did n't mean to upset you . you know , it 's probably tough without , you know , your stuff around . matthew : it 's weird -- i do n't miss it all the time . i mean , this is n't our house . every once in a while , i 'll just think of a picture or a book , and -- and then i 'll want to go look at it , and then i 'll remember it 's all gone . cole : yeah , i have a few things of my dad 's , and if something ever happened to it , it 'd feel like i was losing him all over again . matthew : it 's the same way with my sister jen . you never met her -- she died a couple years ago . cole : i 'm sorry . matthew : it 's fine . could we just talk about something else ? cole : yeah . like what ? matthew : about how you 're going to get starr back . cole : whew . that 's going to be a long conversation -- she 's pretty pissed at me . matthew : so what 'd you do ? cole : um , i did n't tell her something i should 've . matthew : you lied ? cole : yeah , and it was a big one . pretty much , i blew it , and now i do n't know if we can ever get back together . [ scene_break ] viki : do you think you can forgive cole ? starr : i do n't know . i -- i miss him all the time , and when stuff happens , i want to tell him about it , but then i remember i ca n't . viki : does he feel the same way ? starr : he wants to get back together with me , but how can i do that after he did that to my dad ? viki : we , darling , this is not a choice between cole and your dad . starr : he 's not going to see it that way . viki : do you remember the talk we had on prom night ? starr : yeah , how come we always have our best talks in the hospital ? viki : that 's a good question -- [ starr chuckles ] viki : do n't change the subject . last time we were here on prom night , you told me that you loved cole . starr : i remember . viki : yeah . and you were very upset because you realized that you had not really seen your dad out in the rainstorm , remember ? and then you told me that the only other person who made you feel completely safe was cole . starr : that was before he made the choice not to save my dad 's life . viki : honey , he made the wrong choice , but he made the wrong choice for the right reasons . starr : i know that , but he could 've tried harder . viki : ok , do this for me . put yourself in his position , ok ? think about this -- what would you do if you had to make a choice between saving your dad or cole 's mom ? what would you do ? be honest . starr : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] bo : between your original confession and this latest one , you 're not leaving me a lot of options , marty . marty : i realize that . but all that matters to me is telling the truth , and making sure my son is cared for . bo : i think we should have a little talk in private . john : willis , will you keep an eye on dr. saybrooke for a moment ? i would n't do it , bo . it 's a mistake to arrest her . bo : you know i do n't have a choice . john : i 'm just asking you to stall a little , you know ? her story does n't add up , bo . a good defense attorney will have her on the street in a second . bo : now , she confessed . john : yeah , to being there , to being in the room with truman . she does n't remember stabbing him . bo : she believes that she 's repressing the most traumatic parts . now , any good prosecutor would jump all over that , especially given the fact that marty is a psychiatrist -- who better would know ? john : what if she 's not repressing anything , bo ? what if she does n't remember what happened because something happened to her ? bo : such as ? john : you know , some kind of head injury . you know , the cat scan confirmed a type of head injury . maybe truman did something , he knocked her out – that could explain why she does n't remember what happened . she does n't remember killing him because she did n't . bo : if she did n't , who did ? [ scene_break ] rex : not that it 's any of your business , sarah , but no , i am not back together with adriana . sarah : oh . rex : why do you care ? sarah : i do n't . cristian : then what 's with the third degree ? [ sarah sighs ] sarah : i am bored as a rock in this town , ok ? i thought a little local gossip might spice things up a little . cristian : yeah , well , you 're going to have to get your gossip someplace else . rex : you heard from hunter ? cristian : nope . nada . sarah : `` nada `` -- that sums this town up in two perfect syllables . rex : could you be any more annoying ? sarah : yes . rex : ok , i 'm out of here . sarah : going to get adriana back ? cristian : do you have any friends ? sarah : in chicago . rex : maybe you could get a job , relieve the boredom . sarah : i do n't need to work , ok ? i 'm a buchanan . cristian : every buchanan i know works pretty damn hard . here , why do n't you take a look i think the `` help wanted `` section is in page four . sarah : yeah -- where are the concert listings ? oh , my god . look . [ scene_break ] vincent : shaun , look , man , i do n't need a watchdog . layla : it 's not shaun . vincent : layla . look , i am so sorry i did n't call you this morning . i thought you might 've been sleeping in . layla : i could n't sleep at all . vincent : that 's not good . layla : it 's fine . you took care of me last night . now it 's my turn to take care of you . what are you doing up here ? vincent : it 's just an instant - replay of last night -- trying to get some perspective . layla : any luck ? vincent : not yet , but , look , i do n't want you worrying about me . layla : it 's too late . vincent , you had the worst of it . you could have let tate die . thank god i did n't have to make that choice . it must be on your mind . vincent : yeah . layla : so ? how are you feeling about it all ? vincent : i feel like i did the wrong thing . i feel like i should 've let harmon die . [ scene_break ] bo : i do n't want to believe that marty 's a killer , john , but you know the way this thing works . we have to proceed by the book , until we can find evidence that will point us in a different direction . see , i 'm not asking you to quit looking . john : i probably would n't have listened . bo : yeah , no kidding . i 'll be honest with you , though . there 's something about marty 's confession that just does n't sit right . but the more that she remembers , the more my hands are tied . she went after truman with the murder weapon . now , what are we going to do with that ? john : bo , i know the position you 're in . i understand it , i do . i 'm -- i 'm just asking you for a little more time . bo : so what do you think i should do ? maybe we let her walk ? john : it 's not like she 's going anywhere . bo : no , no , she 'd probably stick around , but then , of course , you and i both would be out of a job , and then we would n't be any good to anyone . john : oh . oh , i tell you , i -- i should n't have pressed her so hard . maybe -- maybe if i had n't -- bo : well , if you had n't , then she probably would n't have remembered everything that she did , and then you would be out there looking for the killer that we might just already have . [ scene_break ] dorian : i can not believe that man was such a lunatic . i mean , i -- i never had any clue -- well , nobody did . adriana : rex did . and i went off on him every chance i got . it ruined our relationship , which must 've made tate really happy -- returning rex to purity . dorian : oh , please . do n't ever talk like that again . adriana : i meant from tate 's point of view . dorian : tate managed to break up your relationship with rex , but , in a way , rex must feel vindicated now . right ? so why do n't you think the two of you will -- will find a way back to each other ? adriana : do you really want that ? dorian : why are you asking me that question ? adriana : oh -- because a year ago , you -- dorian : oh , no . what -- wait a minute . you said we were n't going to go there . adriana : rex has saved my life more than once . first was with your stalker , and last night on the roof . how can he forgive me for repeatedly not trusting him ? dorian : i was at the hospital last night with todd and blair , and after everything that 's happened , it was obvious that they still love each other . so maybe they were meant to be together . adriana : that 's the thing , mom -- i do n't know if rex and i are strong enough to get past what we did to each other . and if we are n't , then it does n't matter if we were meant to be together . it 's done . [ scene_break ] rex : it does n't say anything about where todd 's been all this time . sarah : does it matter ? he 's back and he 's alive , which means i can get the hell out of dodge . cristian : it did n't say anything about your boy , hunter . sarah : that 's a good thing . cristian : it means he 's still out there somewhere , sarah , probably hiding out so he does n't go to jail for kidnapping . sarah : oh , trust me , hunter is not going to hang around dullville any longer than necessary . cristian : look , sarah , the point is , manning was hurt pretty bad back in chicago . if he ended up here in llanview , odds are hunter made that happen . he could still be around . sarah : so what are we supposed to do , pick out china patterns ? rex : you got a better idea ? sarah : yeah -- i take off . cristian : where ? sarah : not your business . i 've got unlimited funds at my disposal , remember ? cristian : till your parents cut you off . look , your family wants you to stick around in llanview . how long do you think till they figure out the best way to do that is to kick you off the gravy train ? sarah : they would n't do that to me . cristian : right . rex : you could get that job . sarah : doing what ? cristian : well , my mom is looking for help at the diner . do you think you can muster up some of that helpful energy of yours ? [ scene_break ] layla : why do you think you should 've let tate die ? vincent : he was there , layla . he was hiding in the apartment , and he heard everything before all this went down , remember ? he heard me tell you how i would do anything -- anything to protect my family from the o.p.p . and i had the chance . i looked him dead into his eyes , and i did n't have the guts to let him go . i saved his life . and i also let the people that i love down . layla : uh - uh . you did n't let me down , vincent . if you had done it , dropped him , and ended it that way , you would n't be the man you are right now . you 're not a killer , you 're not tate . vincent : i said i will protect you , and i did n't . layla : you did . vincent : not enough . he was going to throw adriana off the side of the building , he had a knife to your throat . talia -- she did the right thing . she shot him and sent him off the side of the building like he tried to do adriana ! and what did i do ? i saved his life . layla : would you rather he be dead because of you ? vincent : yes . [ scene_break ] sarah : huh -- i am not waiting tables . rex : why , you too good for it ? sarah : because i suck at it . you know how many waitressing jobs i 've been fired from ? cristian : kind of hard to imagine with your winning personality . rex : ha ! sarah : people piss me off with their `` sauce on the side , separate checks `` bull , and i get fired because i get mad , so sue me . cristian : ok , ok , fine . what about temping ? can you type ? sarah : ha ! a desk job -- are you serious ? i would rather go to jail . at least they get to wear comfortable clothes . rex : what can you do ? sarah : i can book talent at capricorn . cristian : ha . sarah : look , i know the music business better than anybody this side of philly . so , what do you say ? when do i start ? [ scene_break ] viki : you are a very brave young woman , i think you know that . but sometimes the bravest thing in the world to do is just to have faith . why do n't you kick back and kind of wait and see what happens ? starr : so you think that if i do wait , then maybe i 'll feel like forgiving cole ? viki : i do n't know about that , but i 'll tell you this . sometimes things that seem totally impossible one day come true the next -- prom night , hmm ? starr : i know , but it 's just so useless to even think about it . even if i do forgive cole , my dad wo n't . he hated h so much before that he tried to strangle him before he disappeared , and now -- viki : honey -- honey , i never said it was going to be easy . besides , you know , we do n't really know what happened to your dad while he was gone . he may have changed . starr : aunt viki , not that much . viki : probably not . although , in the years that i 've known your father , he 's changed a lot . so i think maybe we can give him the benefit of the doubt , hmm , and cole , too ? besides , you know , miles laurence is the one responsible for what happened , and he 's the one your dad is going to blame . starr : that guy is so creepy -- viki : oh , yeah . starr : cole hated that his mom married him . viki : well , i agree with him on that . i think marty 's well rid of him . thank god the truth about that finally came out . [ scene_break ] jessica : antonio is going to be so hurt when he finds out what we did . nash : i do n't think he could be any more hurt . jessica : oh -- our divorce had just gone through , and i did n't wait a week to get remarried . what does that say about him and me ? nash : should n't have gotten married ? look -- we did n't do this to hurt anybody , especially not him , we did it for us . right ? jessica : mm - hmm . nash : i was n't going to let you -- i was n't going to let you risk your life with another surgery without you having some kind of a commitment to the future . jessica : i already had one . nash : all right , may -- maybe it was for me . jessica : no . you were n't going to lose me . nash : well , we waited so long , i do n't want to waste another second before starting my life with you , either . jessica : i do n't regret what we did for one minute . i just feel a little guilty . nash : yeah , me , too . but antonio is free now , and this is right . marrying you is the best thing i ever did . i do n't regret it for a second . jessica : me , too . nash : well , then we 're even . i got to kiss you . [ jessica giggles ] [ scene_break ] layla : i know what kind of guy tate is , and i hate him for what he did to my sister . but if you 'd let him go ? if i 'd seen you do that , i do n't know if i 'd feel the same way i feel about you right now . vincent : how do you feel about me ? layla : you 're a hero , vincent , and i 'm proud to know you . and i want to know everything there is to know about you -- and then some . vincent : i 'd like to do that . i want to do that . [ scene_break ] bo : you know how this conversation 's going to end . john : yep . john : you want to come back in ? marty : am i under arrest ? [ scene_break ] sarah : dude , i am offering you my services -- i could be a great booker for your club . cristian : `` dude , `` it 's not my club , it 's my brother 's club . sarah : yeah , but you 're running it . cristian : yeah , but – sarah : no , no , no , no , no . no `` buts . `` i know the music biz , and capricorn could be great . it could make a statement , get people out of the city . cristian : we already get people out of the city . we had nelly furtado , mary j. blige . sarah : yeah , but what have you done lately ? cristian : back at you , rock star . sarah : that 's low . cristian : all right , i did n't mean it that way , i 'm sorry . sarah : make it up to me -- give me a job . come on , i can do this . i just need somebody to give me a chance . i 've got a dream , you 've got a club -- kind of a no - brainer , huh ? cristian : no such thing where you 're concerned . sarah : do we have a deal or not ? cristian : i got to shower , i got things to do . [ scene_break ] viki : i love you , you know that ? starr : i love you , too . viki : aw . you know what , sweetheart ? we still have a few minutes . why do n't you stay here and think about what we talked about ? i 'm just going to run and see if jessie 's ok . i 'll be right back , we 'll go see your dad together , ok ? starr : ok , thank you . [ scene_break ] vincent : you know , last night , before all hell broke loose -- layla : you set up this beautiful , romantic dinner . why ? vincent : well , i wanted the two of us to get back together . just the two of us . i wanted to ask you if you would be willing to take another shot at being my girlfriend . layla : i already am . [ scene_break ] bo : i take no pleasure in this , none . but i do n't have a choice . marty : i realize that . please , um , do as you have to do . bo : marty saybrooke , you 're under arrest for the murder of spencer truman . [ next_on ] miles : well , what do you want me to write ? john : your confession . cole : i swear i 'll make it up to you if you just give me the chance . antonio : you wanted to tell me something ? that you and nash got married ? blair : i think we should talk about your feelings for evangeline . rex : it 's over , adriana . adriana : is it really ?
rex arrives at cristian and sarah 's loft . rex lets them know that tate tried to kill adriana and layla last night . vincent paces back and forth on the roof . vincent kneels down and remembers saving tate the night before . matthew tears up a picture of tate harmon . cole comes into the room . starr and viki arrive at the hospital . viki lets starr know that she heard about cole . marty and john let bo know that she is sure that she killed spencer truman . dorian visits adriana and asks if she is all right . adriana remembers all the times that tate brought them breakfast when he was planning to hurt them all along . matthew wonders if marty is going to be in jail for a long time . bo tells marty to tell him everything that she remembers about the night that spencer was killed . jessica asks nash if antonio knows that they are married . sarah asks rex if he and adriana are back together . sean visits layla to tell her about vincent being alone on the roof of the palace hotel .
gigi : rex , i was just thinking about you . rex : oh , you do n't know how glad i am to hear your voice . gigi : what ? rex : okay , listen , listen , i need to talk to you . gigi : oh , rex , i can barely hear you . it 's a terrible connection . where are you ? rex : just -- just answer me this . is it 2008 where you are ? gigi : uh , yeah . why ? [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] where 's jared this morning ? natalie : he 's on a job interview and then he 's having lunch with his dad . have you seen mom ? tess : no , but , um , i went to bed early last night . natalie : yeah , so did we . tess : she probably just went out early this morning , natalie . natalie : okay , well , i thought the same thing , except for my car is still gone , and she took my car last night when she went to go get nash 's wine . [ tess chuckles ] tess : she 's probably all right , natalie . natalie : okay , so where 's mom ? i mean , where 's the car ? tess : do you really think something could have happened to mom ? viki : it did . [ scene_break ] carlo : once my daughter and jonas are married , i want her image on every banner and tea towel in this place . bitterman : yes , sir . is everything going as planned ? [ carlo laughs ] carlo : indeed , the groom is just now tending to a nagging last - minute problem . tina : so , any news about sarah , and what about cristian ? jonas : did you honestly think that your daughter and that boyfriend of hers were going to survive jumping the falls ? guards , take the impostors and get them ready for the wedding . tina : we 're invited ? jonas : oh , well , of course you are . you and the phony prince are practically guests of honor . cain : ahem , thanks for the invite , but how about tina and i just send you a fondue pot and we 'll call it even , huh ? [ jonas laughs ] jonas : and miss all the festivities ? i would n't have it any other way . cain : that 's what i thought . jonas : guards , take them away . cain : excuse me , i am the prince of mendorra . prince helmut krakoff , get your hands off me ! antonio : it will be a cold day in hell before i let you marry talia . jonas : there 's no way in hell you can stop me , vega . talia will get over you . she 'll have no choice . [ scene_break ] todd : you guys slept together last night ? john : you know , i do n't think it 's any of your business . todd : oh , i do n't care who she hops in bed with , really . it 's tiring to try to keep track of them all . [ todd chuckles ] todd : if you want to be the next down the line , then that 's fine with me . john : can we get out of here ? blair : sure . todd : so , it 's true , huh ? blair : you know , todd , you can think whatever you want because you will anyway . todd : all right , i will . i guess this means you wo n't get on my case for sleeping with a chick last night myself . [ scene_break ] charlie : god , that 's a hell of a thing , is n't it ? the diner burning down ? brody : yeah , it says here they do n't know what started it . charlie : yeah . let 's just hope everybody got out all right . brody : they did . a friend of mine works there . charlie : yeah , mine , too . gigi morasco . brody : you know gigi ? charlie : yeah , i 'm , uh , charlie banks . brody : brody lovett . wait , i know you . last night . [ charlie sighs ] charlie : yeah , a.a. meeting . brody : where i spilled my guts . [ scene_break ] gigi : rex , are you still there ? rex : yeah , i 'm here . gigi : what 's going on ? where are you ? rex : look , this is going to sound really weird . uh , i 'm -- i 'm stuck . gigi : stuck where ? [ scene_break ] todd : it bothers you , does n't it , blair ? blair : what , that you slept with someone what was her name , todd , inflatable betty ? todd : no , actually , it 's not . blair : how much did that set you back ? todd : how does it feel , john , to be with someone who 's still in love with me ? blair : yeah , you wish . todd : she 's the most amazing , most understanding woman i 've ever known . blair : what 's amazing -- that you could find any woman that would want to go to bed with you . todd : who said anything about that ? we 're just sleeping in the same room . [ blair chuckles ] blair : and you 're sharing this , why ? todd : just to let you know how important she is to me . i really respect her . you know what , john ? you may want to have blair checked out by a doctor . you do n't want to contract anything . [ scene_break ] natalie : mom . viki : hey . natalie : where were you ? we were getting worried . viki : well , i 'm fine , i 'm fine now . natalie : `` now `` ? did something happen ? viki : yeah , i was in a car accident . natalie : oh , my god , an accident ? viki : yeah . tess : [ as jessica ] are you okay ? viki : yes , darling , i 'm fine , but i was in the hospital overnight . natalie : oh , my god , why did n't you call us ? viki : well , because it was late and it was n't really anything you needed to deal with . especially not you , darling . tess : me ? why me ? viki : well , i did n't think you needed any more upsetting news . tess : oh . okay . natalie : how bad was it ? viki : technically , for a little while , i was dead . natalie : dead ? viki : yeah . i went into cardiac arrest , and -- but dorian got my heart started again , so -- natalie : dorian was there ? viki : oh , yeah . listen , i was driving to the vineyard and i found her hitchhiking on the road and so , of course , i gave her a lift . natalie : i ca n't believe that we did n't know about any of this happening . viki : well , you know what ? i had a battery of tests last night and this morning , and i am totally fine . the problem is , darling , and i 'm really very sorry , your car , it 's destroyed , it 's totaled . natalie : oh , my god , mom , i do n't care about that . how in the world did this happen ? viki : your brakes failed . natalie : are you kidding me ? i just had this car completely checked out . it was -- it was -- the brakes were fine . tess : are you sure that was it ? viki : i think so , but the car is in the shop now , so i 'm sure they 'll figure out what happened to it . [ scene_break ] brody : you heard everything about my kid . charlie : everything about gigi and rex 's kid . brody : oh , man . well , why did n't you stop me ? charlie : no crosstalk at a.a. meetings , it 's one of the rules . brody : i promised gigi i was n't going to let it get out . charlie : it wo n't . brody : yeah , i 'm supposed to believe you wo n't say anything ? charlie : what you hear at a meeting stays at a meeting , another rule . brody : a hard and fast one ? charlie : unless it 's something illegal , like murder . brody : raising somebody else 's kid is n't illegal . charlie : it 's not illegal . brody : here it comes , the lecture . charlie : no , no lecture , but i do have a question . do you think that you 're doing shane or rex a favor by lying to them ? [ scene_break ] gigi : rex , you 're stuck on route 68 ? where is that ? rex : no , no , not route 68 , the year ' 68 . gigi : sorry , balsom , i 'm not copying . rex : it 's really hard to explain . i -- i need your help . gigi : did you say you need help ? rex : everyone thinks that bo is asa and that i 'm bo and i 'm being shipped off to vietnam -- [ phone static ] gigi : you 're in vietnam ? rex : no , i 'm in -- [ static ] gigi : balsom ? balsom , are you there ? rex : morasco -- gigi , it 's rex , wait . gigi : please answer me , rex . rex : no , do n't hang up , okay ? do n't let me lose you , gigi . [ scene_break ] natalie : mom , are you sure you 're all right ? viki : yes , honey , i 'm -- i 'm actually just a little tired , that 's all . i -- i do n't -- do n't really remember much about what happened , but i do remember it was painless . it was actually almost pleasant . tess : [ as jessica ] hopefully , nash had a pleasant death . viki : darling , i 'm awfully sorry . i did n't -- you know i did n't mean that . tess : no , no , no , it 's okay , i 'm just -- i 'm happy you were able to come back to us . viki : thank you . natalie : mom . viki : mm - hmm ? natalie : i 'm sorry to bother you with this now , but i just wanted to let you know that international heart organization called like three times this morning . viki : i promised to give them an answer today . natalie : an answer to what ? viki : i 've been asked to be a sort of ambassador for them , to go and visit heart patients and talk to their families about my transplant and actually try to get some support for the organ donor program . tess : and you 're going to go , are n't you ? viki : i do n't know , sweetheart , after last night , i mean , they want me to go to africa . natalie : they do ? viki : yeah , for several weeks . i think i 'm just going to turn them down . tess : well , why ? natalie : well , after what she just went through -- viki : well , darling , i do n't think it would be right to leave you . tess : no , no , no , you have to do it . you have to go . [ scene_break ] brody : rex balsom left gigi flat , never looked back . charlie banks -- same guy that said he was balsom 's father . charlie : yeah , that would be me . brody : so , you got a lie or two under your own belt . charlie : i did , and my lies hurt rex very badly . brody : look , it 's gigi 's call , it 's not mine . charlie : okay . brody : i mean , what if balsom found out and he did n't want shane . you think that 's not going to hurt the kid ? charlie : look , i do n't know , but i would bet serious money , if i had any , that rex would like to know if he had a son . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm here , morasco , can you hear me ? gigi : hello , rex ? rex : damn , damn , we got cut off ! bo : there 's nothing gigi could have done anyway . rex : i got to try again . [ scene_break ] gigi : god . come on , balsom , pick up . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm not even getting a signal now . bo : because there 's no signal in 1968 . rex : well , i got through before . bo : yeah , well , it 's not happening now . rex : what are we supposed to do ? bo : plan b . rex : what 's plan b ? bo : i 'm working on it . [ scene_break ] blair : he 's making all this up , anyway -- let 's go . todd : no , no , it 's true . remember the fortune teller who said i had a woman over at my place that day ? and you come over all crazed like a -- blair : what ? todd : oh , a woman who would boil a live rabbit . blair : oh , shut up . todd : you should have seen her , john . she marched over , checked it out for herself . if that is n't not over me , i do n't know what is . john : yeah , she told me , so what ? todd : does n't that bother you a little bit ? john : not as much as it seems to be bothering you . todd : you were right that day , blair . there was a woman there and she was close enough you could smell her . [ scene_break ] antonio : what 's that feel like ? jonas : hmm ? antonio : to force a woman who ca n't stomach you to marry you . jonas : i 'm going to make talia royalty . i 'm going to give her things that you could n't possibly imagine . jewels , castles -- antonio : talia would rather spend the afternoon with a .357 plugging your silhouette . jonas : hmm . antonio : she 's going to make your life hell for making my brother and sarah go over those falls . jonas : guards . [ scene_break ] carlo : are you satisfied with the punishment we have in store for the faux prince and princess ? bitterman : they made fools of their loyal subjects , and none were more loyal than i . cain : yeah , bug off , bitterman . best i can do . tina : carlo , i know you want to see cain and i dead , but my sarah -- why did you have to kill my little girl ? carlo : an eye for an eye , tina . tina : sarah was an angel . johnny dee was a bastard , just like you . i hope you rot in hell . carlo : you 'll be there to greet me . [ scene_break ] talia : what about antonio ? what have you done with him ? carlo : you look absolutely ravishing . talia : i want to see antonio , and until i do , this wedding is not happening . [ scene_break ] jonas : on your knees . you have that little value for your life , huh ? antonio : i got one thing to say . you treat her right . jonas : or what ? are you going to come back from the dead , vega , and save her ? antonio : just do it . say you 'll do it . jonas : of course . of course i 'll do it . just until i get rid of her father . antonio : jonas . no , you -- you tell her -- tell her i love her . [ antonio moans ] jonas : goodbye , vega . [ scene_break ] viki : darling , you said that you moved back here so that you could have your family around you . how could i go off to africa ? tess : [ as jessica ] i know , but i have dad , i have bree , i have natalie , even jared . you know , they 've been amazing . so , i 'm -- i 'm covered . viki : but still , sweetheart -- tess : mom , i would never be able to forgive myself if i kept you from doing something worth while . and nash , you know -- nash would have wanted you to go . you 'd be honoring his memory . viki : well , that 's a very sweet thing to say . tess : and what about you , you know ? viki : what about me ? tess : well , you know , after all that 's happened , do n't you think it 's important that you get some distance from charlie ? [ scene_break ] brody : rex had his chance with gigi , and he threw her under the bus . charlie : wait -- he did n't even know she was pregnant , right ? brody : he took off . she did n't know how to find him to tell him . you were n't there when i met her . she was just a kid , pregnant , alone . charlie : and what you did , offering to be the father of her son , that was a pretty stand - up thing to do . brody : i was in love with her . i -- i 'm the only dad that kid knows . it 's all gigi 's doing -- that she wanted a dad shane could be proud of , not some creep who bailed on her . charlie : well , maybe if he had known that shane was his son -- brody : look , i know you feel guilty about what you did to rex and you want to make it up to him . [ charlie sighs ] brody : but find another way and leave us alone . rex did n't even bother to say goodbye to her . what makes you think he would have stuck around if he 'd known she was going to have his kid ? [ scene_break ] bo : forget it , balsom . rex : damn it , damn ! bo : now , cool off . hey , this is n't helping . rex : cool off ? cool off -- you see this ? look . over 1,000 soldiers were killed in vietnam last month -- one month . bo : and over 16,000 by the end of the year . 58,256 names are on that wall . i know some of those names . guys are alive right now . they wo n't be here this time next year . rex : i do n't want to die , bo . bo : i told you , i -- rex : i know -- i know . i 'm you and you were fine . but what if i screw up ? then asa loses a son , clint a brother . drew will never have existed . and what about matthew ? huh , what happens to him ? does he just disappear in 2008 ? look , we got to do something . i need to get through to gigi somehow . [ rex sighs ] bo : i 've an idea . [ scene_break ] charlie : i have no way of knowing how rex would have dealt with gigi 's pregnancy . brody : that 's right , you do n't . and let 's leave it that way and keep that kid happy , okay ? and he is . i 'm his hero . charlie : yeah , you could n't ask for much more in a dad , could you ? but let me ask you something else . you said something else last night at the meeting . you said that gigi is really not into you . so , now , do you really want to live with a kid that is not yours and a woman who is in love with someone else ? brody : i 'm working it out . charlie : what , by going to a.a. meetings ? brody : i did that for gigi . charlie : why ? brody : look , you 've got that code of silence thing going on . so , we 're good , right ? lips zipped . gigi : i just got off the phone with rex , he needs my help . [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't care whether you have a woman in your house that day or any other day , todd . todd : you cared before . blair : why are choosing now to rub my face in it ? why did n't you do it that day , hmm ? todd : i do n't want to break your heart , again . blair : the only person whose heart is going to break is that new little girlfriend of yours when she finds out what a bastard you are , unless she 's a bigger idiot that i already think she is . todd : she 's actually very smart . blair : oh . todd : good education -- she 's classy . blair : oh -- i know , like tea . were you going to use her to try to take my kids away from me again ? todd : i 'm not using her at all for anything . blair : really ? you use everybody for everything , todd . you get off on hurting women . todd : i 'd never hurt her . you know what ? you and john can just go at it like monkeys . what i have with this woman is pure and sweet . blair : oh , `` pure and sweet . `` hmm . does she know that you 're a convicted rapist ? todd : did john tell you that you 're nothing but a stand - in for marty saybrooke ? [ scene_break ] bo : do you remember how emma and her son showed up here last night ? rex : little spencer truman ? yeah , i remember . bo : yeah , and they looked exactly like gigi and shane . rex : i think that freaked me out more than any of this . bo : yeah , yeah , i know it . emma said she was staying at a little crummy hotel that was across from a cafe . rex : you think she was talking about the bon - jour ? bo : well , everything connected with this whole nightmare has something to do with someone or something that we know from 2008 . rex : so ? bo : so delphina told you , `` follow the pie . `` rex : oh , so now you 're taking delphina seriously . bo : it 's 1968 . i 'm my pa -- you 're me . what choice do i have ? rex : good point . bo : so i say we follow the pie . we follow it to paris , texas . we find emma . rex : wait , why , so you can sleep with her and father david vickers ? [ scene_break ] charlie : did something happen to rex ? gigi : i do n't know . charlie : well , then , what did he say ? gigi : oh , god , i really could n't make out a lot of it , because we had a really bad connection , but he said something about vietnam and route 68 ? charlie : vietnam ? brody : where 's route 68 ? gigi : i do n't know -- we got cut off . but i tried calling him back , and i could n't get through . charlie : okay , well , i 'll try him on my phone . brody : so , hey , i got the want ads . there are a lot of possibilities . charlie : jeez , i 'm -- i 'm not getting through to him . i 'll -- i 'll try later . gigi : me , too , and if you hear anything , charlie -- charlie : i will call you . brody : charlie , about that thing we talked about -- charlie : hey , what happens in vegas stays in vegas , okay ? gigi : care to explain that ? [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm not going to sleep with emma bradley . rex : why , you do n't find her hot ? bo : she is not gigi , balsom , any more than my mother is lindsay . rex : you mean the nut job in the attic ? nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] bo buchanan , is that any way to go talking about your mama ? olympia 's upstairs having a hissy fit . if i were you , i 'd make myself scarce till that nurse settles her down some . rex : who 's her nurse going to turn out to be , adriana ? nigel : well , who the devil is adriana ? rex : never mind . okay , let 's do it -- let 's drive to paris . nigel : you both look rode hard and put away wet . you could use suds and shine before you head out to the big city . bo : see , he looks like nigel -- he 's not . emma looks like gigi -- she 's not . rex : okay , i get it . bo : all right , so if we do find emma , and she 's all over me , you 're not going to lose it , now , are you ? because , balsom , i swear , we 've got to stick together on this . otherwise , we 're sunk . [ scene_break ] natalie : you know what , mom ? do n't you worry about a thing . i promise i will take really good care of jess . i wo n't even let her out of my sight . tess : [ as jessica ] see ? mom , i 'm in good hands . and , you know , you 've been through such an ordeal , it 's a miracle you 're still alive . think of the story you could tell these people . viki : i 'll say . i still ca n't believe that it was dorian who saved my life . natalie : yeah , how did that happen ? viki : believe it or not , she had her medical bag with her , and there was a syringe of adrenaline in it . tess : hmm -- see ? you lived so you can do something special . think of the hope you 'll bring people . viki : are you sure you 're going to be all right , sweetheart ? tess : i 'm going to be fine . you know , i 'm just taking it one day at a time , like you told me . viki : you are so brave . you are so strong , sweetheart . tess : well , i learned it from you . viki : aw . tess : and from you , natalie . you know , you have no idea what an inspiration you 've been . hmm . [ scene_break ] man : mrs. vega , i ca n't process your claim until you answer some questions . carlotta : i have to find something first . i have to . i ca n't have lost it . charlie : oh , hey , carlotta , is there something i can help you with ? carlotta : oh , it 's silly . my husband and i , we kept the first dollar that we ever made , and it was in a little frame by the register . i guess it 's gone . charlie : why do n't you talk to this gentleman , and i 'll look for it . carlotta : okay , thank you . [ scene_break ] john : you know , i really think i 've heard enough of this crap . todd : he 's just jonesing for marty . blair : shut up , todd . todd : you just happen to be the nearest available roll in the hay . yeah , he might have been doing you , but he was thinking of marty -- the woman he ca n't have , the woman he let die . [ scene_break ] carlo : you truly look absolutely breathtaking , my darling . i have dreamed about this day from the moment of your birth . oh , we are going to be so happy in mendorra . talia : just shut up -- god . carlo : hmm , such language . i did n't raise you that way . talia : no , you raised me to be like johnny dee and charlotte . but i 'm not them . and i 'm not you . carlo : you 're my daughter , soon to be queen talia of mendorra . talia : not until i see antonio . carlo : hmm . you 'll see antonio after you marry jonas . talia : no , antonio first . carlo : as long as you do what you are told , antonio will be fine . but if you do n't -- i will assume no responsibility . [ scene_break ] antonio : oh . oh . [ antonio groans ] [ scene_break ] rex : if we 're not still in ' 68 , we 're going to look pretty stupid . bo : balsom -- that goes on your head . woman : hey , man . man : you straight , man ? rex : excuse me ? man : are you straight ? rex : uh -- yeah . he and i did go to this bar one time -- bo : no , that 's not what he means , balsom . rex : oh , right yeah , i 'm -- i 'm -- groovy . far out . out of sight . woman : this dude 's unreal . man : can we get some more munchies , stubbs ? rex : stubbs ? moe stubbs ? moe : they call me jeremiah . rex : as in the bullfrog . you know , the song , `` jeremiah was a -- `` you know ? bo : that song is n't out yet . rex : oh . well , you 're going to dig it when it does . moe : [ as jeremiah ] what are you on ? woman : got any more ? rex : look , moe -- er , jeremiah -- we 're looking for somebody staying across the way . moe : the good night suites ? bo : yeah , yeah , we were just over there , and there was nobody at the desk . moe : usually is n't . they show when they show . it 's cool . so who you looking for ? bo : a young girl named emma bradley . she has green eyes , dark hair . rex : totally hot . and a smile that will rip your heart out . [ scene_break ] brody : charlie was talking to me about the meeting last night . gigi : the a.a. meeting . brody : he was there , and i was just making sure it was confidential . gigi : sorry . i did n't mean to jump all over you . brody : it 's okay , geeg . you want to check out these job ads with me ? gigi : sure . brody : if he was going to call back , he would have by now . gigi : who ? brody : balsom . sounds to me like he 's the one who needs a.a . gigi : what ? rex was not drunk . something else is going on with him . brody : or he 's just jerking you around -- again . [ scene_break ] moe : [ as jeremiah ] this emma chick -- has she got a kid about 10 or 11 ? rex : that 's her -- have you seen them ? moe : they were hanging out here last night . she told the kid he could come back for some of my peace pie . rex : you mind if we chill here and wait ? moe : chill ? bo : put our boots up ? take a load off ? moe : whatever turns you on . rex : as long as emma does n't turn you on . [ scene_break ] todd : guess i touched a nerve , huh ? john : i suggest you get the hell out of here . todd : okay , do n't come snooping around . blair : can you believe i had kids with that man ? john : no . no , i ca n't . blair : john . last night , it was -- it was wonderful , but maybe we should just forget it ever happened . john : you know , if this is about todd , i can handle him . the question is , can you ? blair : i have for years . john : then it should n't be a problem , right ? blair : i guess i need to get back to my -- real life . john : hmm . hey -- do n't be a stranger . blair : you , either . [ scene_break ] cain : i will give you those tax rebates i promised , but forgot to -- tina : what are you doing ? cain : trying to incite a riot , a revolt . tina : they do not look particularly revolting , except when they look at us . [ fanfare plays ] cain : ow . [ music plays ] carlo : smile for your loyal subjects , sweetheart . talia : if anything happens to antonio , i will kill you myself . [ scene_break ] charlie : here you go . carlotta : oh ! charlie : something to hang in your new diner . carlotta : thanks . oh . after talking to that insurance man , i do n't think -- there might not be a new diner . charlie : oh , no , no . do n't give up , okay ? if you do n't try , you 're never going to get back what you lost . fireman : mrs. vega , we found that safe with all your papers . want to take a look ? carlotta : yeah , be right there . okay , thanks again for finding this . you 'll never know what this means to me . [ charlie sighs ] [ scene_break ] natalie : i am just so confused about my brakes . i mean , i just had them realigned . tess : [ as jessica ] should n't you go and call the insurance company or something ? natalie : you 're right . you 're right . you know , i 'm going to go upstairs , so if you need me , that 's exactly where i 'm going to be . tess : [ normal voice ] nash , where are you ? [ tess sighs ] tess : i think he 's gone for good . i 'm sorry . i 'm going to make it okay , though . i am -- i 'm going to make it okay . i 'm going to fix everything . with viki out of the way , it wo n't be hard . [ scene_break ] charlie : yeah , i 'm calling about a patient there , victoria davidson . i think so . yeah . viki : charlie ? charlie : oh ! um -- viki , what -- viki : hi . charlie : um -- so they let you come home ? viki : yes . they told me i 'm absolutely fine . this is just so awful . but i heard that at least no one was hurt , right ? charlie : yeah . viki : poor carlotta . charlie : yeah , you never know . one day you 've got something , and then it 's just -- gone , just like that . i 'm glad i ran into you . viki : so am i. i need to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] tess : do you believe that sales pitch i had to give viki about that goodwill tour ? god , it was humiliating . it was nauseous . it was worth it , though . now with viki out of the way , we can give jared and natalie what 's coming to them mommy 's got a new plan . it 's a fate worse than death . [ scene_break ] brody : oh , thank you , sir . i 'll be right over . i got a job interview with that gym down on third . they 're looking for a trainer . gigi : do you even know how to be a trainer ? brody : i 'm going to tell them i do . gigi : great . good luck . brody , that 's my phone . brody : oh , right . guess you want to keep checking in on rex . gigi : yeah , he needs me -- my help . hope you get the job . [ phone rings ] chuck : hello . gigi : uh -- hi . who 's this ? chuck : name 's chuck . who 's this ? gigi : i 'm gigi morasco , a friend of rex balsom 's . is he there ? chuck : he was yesterday . i have n't seen him since . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm not going to wait for gigi -- bo : emma . rex : emma to show up . i 'm going to go knock on all the doors at the good night suites till i find her . bo : no , you do that , balsom , you 're going to tip her off . you heard jeremiah right over there . he said that she said that she 's going to come back . rex : maybe you have time to waste in 1968 , but i 'm not about to be shipped off to ' nam . i got to do something . moe : [ as jeremiah ] hey ! make love , not war . [ scene_break ] gigi : what are you doing with rex 's cell phone ? chuck : i found it outside . if you see him , tell him i got it , okay ? gigi : i just talked to rex . he called me from that number . chuck : no , it ca n't be . i 've had his cell phone on me since i found it . gigi : when was that ? chuck : this morning . gigi : but that ca n't be -- chuck : no , it 's the truth , i swear . gigi : and you have n't seen rex since yesterday ? chuck : that 's right . i do n't know where he and bo disappeared to . [ scene_break ] bo : balsom -- oh , balsom , come here ! rex : what if this emma never shows ? she 's the only person in this whole nightmare who wants something . bo : yeah -- me . rex : she could be the key to us getting out of here and back in 2008 .
rex calls gigi from 1968 . he says he 's stuck . they have a bad connection and gigi does n't understand what he 's saying . viki returns home to tell her daughters what happened when the brakes failed on natalie 's car . she is being asked to go to africa to speak to heart patients . jessica urges her to go so she can be alone with natalie and jared . carlo hesser plans talia 's wedding to jonas . jonas stabs antonio . todd meets blair and john in the park . he tells them he has a new woman in his life . todd tells blair that john might have been sleeping with her but he was thinking of marty . the woman he let die . john punches him . brody and charlie talk about what brody confessed at the aa meeting . charlie assures him that what is said at an aa meeting is kept secret . but he talks to him about rex and how he would want to know if he had a son . gigi runs up and tells them about the strange call from rex . charlie tries to call him but does n't get through . brody goes to a job interview at the gym . rex is worried about being sent to vietnam . bo has the idea to go to the bonjour . he says madam delphina said to follow the pie . talia marries jonas . cris rescues antonio and they dress up like guards and go to the wedding . cris tells him he could n't save sarah . in 1968 , renee walks into the bonjour and slaps bo .
john : come on in . brody : john , you wanted to see me ? john : yeah , close the door . brody : what 's going on ? john : we need to talk about this . brody : my acceptance from the l.p.d . ? john : mm - hmm . john : you 're out of the academy . [ scene_break ] cole : i 'm interested in selling . asher : selling what ? chocolate bars for the soccer team ? cole : this is no joke . i want to start dealing . i need money . asher : really ? looks like you 're doing pretty good . cole : maybe to you , but it 's not good enough for my family . [ scene_break ] langston : how does this sound for markko ? `` cozy studio in up - and - coming neighborhood . needs t.l.c. `` tender loving care ? starr : it 's a dump . langston : yeah , no wonder the rent 's so cheap . oh , it does n't matter anyway . markko still ca n't afford it . starr : well , do n't worry . i 'm sure my aunt viki will let him stay . langston : well , i know , and she 's really cool , but imagine you 're markko . your parents throw you out , cut you off , and you get thrown in a house where people drink téa and have lunch at the country club . starr : that 's what everyone in our house does . langston : yeah , but your aunt viki 's getting married today . markko just really feels like he 's in the way . [ scene_break ] natalie : okay , which color ? i need classy enough for a wedding , but sassy enough for a reception . markko : uh -- jessica : natalie , leave markko alone . natalie : what ? i need advice . jessica : no , no , we need to get these dresses in the car and get out of here . markko : i 'll do it . jessica : oh , no , you do n't have to . markko : no , i want to . it 's the least i can do . jessica : okay . thanks . huh . so , where 's jared ? natalie : he took his father out for a little father / son bonding before the wedding . jessica : hmm . [ scene_break ] viki : well , i 'm delighted that the fish are biting , and i 'm delighted that you and jared are having a wonderful time , but i want to make something very clear . i 'm not cleaning fish on my wedding day . all right , just make sure you leave in time to get to the church . well , i ca n't wait to marry you , either . i love you . bye . [ knock on door ] viki : come in . [ disconnects phone ] viki : hello ! noelle : hi . viki : hi , honey ! so good to see you ! [ noelle chuckles ] noelle : oh , i 'm sorry to stop by without calling first , but i had to see the bride on her wedding day . [ scene_break ] nora : hi , is this -- oh , god , i 'm sorry i 'm late . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . rachel : it 's fine , mom . nora : oh , my god , everything -- everything just went wrong . hi , sweetie . rachel : hi . nora : i mean , first , the clasp on my necklace broke . no necklace . and then i forgot to put pantyhose in the bag and i did n't realize that until i got in the car , and then i had to go back to the house to do that . i 'm running so late . [ rachel sighs ] rachel : mom , relax . you have plenty of time , okay ? everything is set for the wedding . all you have to do is get dressed . nora : yeah , sure -- if there 's actually going to be a wedding . rachel : what are you talking about ? nora : go ask your brother . [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , how 's it going , nigel ? nigel : not well . i 've searched every inch of your uncle 's room for your grandfather 's cufflinks . matthew : oh , i borrowed them for the prom . they 're on my dresser . nigel : oh . thanks heavens . we do n't need any bad omens today . matthew : is uncle clint in his room ? nigel : yes , he is . matthew : how 's he doing ? nigel : well , he 's genuinely thrilled to be marrying your mother today . simply put , he 's on top of the world . [ matthew sighs ] bo : well ? if you 're going to rat me out to your uncle clint , go ahead . do it . [ scene_break ] natalie : can you believe mom and dad are getting married today ? jessica : to different people . natalie : different people -- i know . [ phone rings ] natalie : oh , can you get that ? i 'll be right back . jessica : yeah , yeah , yeah , sure . bree , honey , you stay inside , okay ? i 'm just going to see who this is . hello ? jessica : hey , little girl , i told you to stay inside . bree : i lost my ball . jessica : did you find it ? bree : and this , too . jessica : did grandma give this to you ? bree : daddy did . [ scene_break ] aurelia : geraldo -- [ markko sighs ] markko : did n't you hear what papi said ? i 'm not your `` geraldo `` anymore . aurelia : your father 's wrong . markko : mom -- are you finally going to get in his face ? are you going to let me come home ? [ scene_break ] starr : i thought my parents were bad , but they would never disown me . i ca n't believe that markko 's parents did that to him . langston : yeah , well , it was more markko 's dad . i mean , he packed up a whole bunch of markko 's stuff and just dropped it at your aunt viki 's . starr : how could he do that ? markko is the perfect son . langston : well , he had premarital sex . starr : so ? langston : to markko 's parents , sex outside marriage is a sin . and i 'm some `` heathen girl `` who ruined their son . starr : first off , they 're going to have to get over that , because sex happens . it does n't have to be some huge drama . as long as you 're safe . langston : right . starr : right . and you and markko were responsible , just like cole and i , so you should get props for that . langston : okay , i 'm sorry -- are n't you sort of rewriting history here ? there 's a baby upstairs because you and cole did n't use protection . starr : well , that was then . i mean , i 'm not that stupid now . langston : now ? wait -- you and cole are having sex again ? [ scene_break ] asher : what are you talking about ? you do n't even have a family to take care of , unless you mean your mom , which would be weird . cole : i mean starr and her daughter . asher : dude , you 're losing it . your kid died . cole : no , we -- we figured out that she did n't . it 's a long story . asher : whoa , that 's heavy . what 's her name ? cole : hope . asher : that 's a good name . real optimistic . where is the little thing ? cole : she lives with starr and her parents . asher : oh , man . jackpot for that kid . those people own , like , half of llanview , right ? cole : maybe . so what ? asher : so why do you need to deal drugs if you could just let them foot the bill ? [ scene_break ] brody : i do n't understand . i just got accepted the other day . john : you and all the other new cadets . brody : what happened ? did bo change his mind ? john : bo did n't do this , i did . brody : look , if this is about my past , you know , just -- john : i got everything i need to know about you right here . brody : you do n't think i 'll make a good cop ? john : uh - uh . from what i 've seen , you 'd be a natural . brody : then why the hell are you booting me out of the academy ? john : because you 're going to be working undercover . [ scene_break ] rachel : mom , matthew is upset . that does n't mean it 's going to ruin your wedding . nora : he 's blackmailing us . rachel : oh -- what ? nora : he came to bo and me this morning and he told us that he would drop the lawsuit if we would consent to the surgery . rachel : and if you do n't ? nora : he said he would go to clint and tell him that he saw bo and i kissing . rachel : mom , clint would never believe a lie like that . nora : problem is , it 's not a lie . [ scene_break ] bo : what are you waiting for ? matthew : do you really want me to tell uncle clint what i saw last night ? bo : do what you got to do . matthew : you did n't answer my question . bo : i did n't think that you really wanted an answer . this is all about you , right ? it has nothing to do with me or your mom or uncle clint . what 's it matter if you shoot your mouth off about something you think you saw and then somebody gets hurt ? take a few minutes and think about that . matthew : why , because that 's how much time it took for you and mom to decide that i 'll be stuck in this chair forever ? clint : nigel , time is running out . hey , you two . you looking for me ? bo : matthew was . he has something important that he wants to tell you . clint : well , i got a wedding to get to , so let 's spit it out , kiddo . [ scene_break ] markko : what 's this ? aurelia : take it , mijo . there 's money in there . some of it is for you , and i want you to give some to mrs. davidson to cover expenses . markko : so , you 're not here to say i can come home . aurelia : and i made you some churros . you look very thin . are you eating ? markko : yes , mom , they 're feeding me . [ markko sighs ] markko : i mean , it 's not as good as your cooking , but what do you want ? um -- anyway , thanks . it smells good . aurelia : i have to go . markko : why ? i mean , you just got here . aurelia : mind your manners with these people , okay ? no loud music . and no cursing . markko : i would never . aurelia : i know , baby . and please tell mrs. davidson that i 'm very grateful for her to look after my son . i 'll work on your father . [ scene_break ] langston : do n't hold out on me . starr : fine . you promise not to tell anyone ? langston : yeah , i wo n't . starr : not even markko ? [ imitates zipper closing ] starr : cole slept over the other night and we made love . langston : oh , my god . starr , why did n't you tell me ? that 's huge ! starr : i know . i know , i know , and it just happened . it was really risky , but we just did n't know the next time that we would see each other . [ starr sighs ] langston : wait . why is that ? starr , what are n't you telling me ? [ scene_break ] cole : look , i mean , starr and this baby are my responsibility , okay ? the minute starr turns 18 , they 're moving in with me . and when that happens , i 'm going to need money , and a lot of it . asher : well , ca n't rivera hook you up with a job at the diner ? cole : what , waiting and bussing tables ? i ca n't support a family on that . asher : well , i do n't know what to tell you , dude . cole : look , come on , man . look , no one -- no one 's going to hire me for something better without a g.e.d . and i ca n't get that because i 'm too busy doing stupid community service crap . getting busted for possession looks awesome on a job application , you know what i mean ? asher : yeah , i get it , i just do n't care . [ scene_break ] john : we -- we need an undercover who 's not already in the department . brody : you do n't want to go after the target with cops ? john : there 's at least one cop we need to keep out of this . brody : you got a mole ? john : i did n't say that . brody : you did n't have to . john : you know , i 'm taking a big risk here . i need to know that i can trust you . brody : you can . john : so you 're saying you 're on board ? brody : whatever you need , i 'm here . john : you do n't even know what the job is . brody : you trust me , i trust you . i want in . and i wo n't tell anyone . except jessica . [ scene_break ] jessica : what did you say ? who gave this to you ? bree : daddy did . jessica : bree -- hey , what did mommy tell you about making things up ? okay ? now , i 'm only going to ask you one more time . who gave this to you ? was it grandma ? was it grandpa charlie ? bree brennan , you tell me the truth ! who gave this to you ? natalie : jessica ? what is the matter with you ? why are you yelling at bree ? [ scene_break ] viki : oh . noelle : i 'm so sorry we missed your party last night . viki : oh , you did n't miss much . it was a very weird evening . noelle : oh . viki : yeah . noelle : well , moe 's father has taken a turn for the worst . viki : oh , honey , i 'm sorry . noelle : yeah . jeremiah 's real stubborn . he needs surgery and he 's refusing to have it since he 's too old for such foolishness . viki : oh , dear . noelle : and moe was on the phone with him , and his doctors , all night long , and -- well , we 're flying to texas in a couple hours so moe can see him face - to- face and talk some sense into him . viki : oh . you 're not coming to my wedding ? noelle : i 'm so sorry , viki . viki : oh , i understand , i understand . it 's just that you two , of all people , should be there . i 'm disappointed . noelle : oh , so are we . i mean , i was the one who kept telling you to give charlie a chance . viki : i know that . [ noelle laughs ] viki : and i will be eternally grateful to you for not giving up . [ viki chuckles ] noelle : and a double wedding -- i 've never been to one of those . viki : neither have i . and i do n't know that it 's such a good idea . i mean , renee -- that 's asa 's widow -- she got all excited about it , and i think the four of us just went along with it to keep her happy , you know ? noelle : and you 're really not bothered by the fact that the other bride is marrying your ex - husband ? [ viki chuckles ] [ scene_break ] clint : matthew , what are you waiting for , a drum roll ? speak your mind . matthew : well , i guess i just have to say it . this is about you and my mom . clint : what about us ? matthew : well , i saw something last night , and it made me think about you and my mom 's wedding . and it was -- it was the way you looked at my mom . i could tell you really love her , and i know she loves you , too . i just hope you take care of her . clint : matthew , you have my word that i will . let me tell you something . it takes a real man to watch out for his mother like that . matthew : hmm . well , that 's all i had to say . clint : and it means an awful lot to me to have your blessing . now , i have got to go find nigel because i need those cufflinks . bo : i 'm proud of you . matthew : i did n't do it for you . bo : why 'd you do it ? [ scene_break ] rachel : you made out with bo last night ? nora : okay , no one said anything about making out . it was a kiss . rachel : okay , fine . kissing . how did you end up kissing your ex - husband ? nora : i do n't know . i have no idea . it was a bad night at the lodge all the way around . i mean , it started with the banner with bo 's name on it . and then matthew had to be carried in . and then he and i had that confrontation about the lawsuit , and it was -- [ nora sighs ] nora : i was so upset , i went outside to get some air . bo was there , and we started talking , which we always do . and -- then it happened . rachel : `` it . `` you mean the kiss ? nora : yes , the kiss . rachel : well , did you kiss him back ? nora : yes . rachel : okay . well , how do you feel about that ? [ scene_break ] cole : that 's all you have to say , huh ? `` i do n't care `` ? asher : yeah , pretty much . like i said , with a place like this -- cole : dude , forget this place . all right ? my mom floated me the money -- just for two months ' rent , but she needs it back . i have to support starr and this baby . all right ? i need some serious cash . asher : dude , you have , like , the worst luck of anybody i 've ever met . you 're a bad investment . cutting you in would be like digging my own grave . cole : why ? asher : oh , come on . you and i both know in the end , you 're going to wind up landing my ass in jail . [ scene_break ] john : you want to tell jessica ? brody : i have to . i ca n't keep something like this from her . john : no one else . brody : so what now ? john : you tell everyone you were rejected from the academy . only you , me , and bo know the truth . brody : what 's my cover ? john : keep working at rodi 's . that 's where we 'll make contact , all right ? as far as anyone else knows , you 're just a bartender . brody : and the details ? john : soon . brody : thanks -- for trusting me with this . it means a lot to me . john : nothing you did n't earn . brody : so , as far as the academy goes -- john : consider this orientation . [ scene_break ] jessica : bree , go on . sit down , okay ? have you seen this before ? natalie : not that i recall . jessica : are you sure ? natalie : i -- i do n't know . i mean , bree 's got so many toys . i do n't even think she knows what she has . jessica : okay . well , do you think that mom gave it to her for christmas or easter or something ? natalie : i do n't know . i mean , why does it matter who gave it to her ? jessica : it does if it upsets her . natalie : are n't you the one who 's upsetting her ? jessica : you 're right , you 're right . bree , honey , i 'm sorry i snapped at you , okay ? natalie : yeah , mommy 's just running late . jessica : would you mind taking her to the church ? natalie : of course . jessica : okay , i have a couple of things that i have to do before i go . natalie : okay . jessica : bye , sweetie . jessica : hey , brody . um -- i really need you . [ scene_break ] bo : no , where are you going ? matthew : what does it matter ? bo : i asked you a question . matthew : you 're just lucky i did n't spill your and mom 's secret . bo : so that 's it with this blackmail business ? matthew : well , it wo n't get me what i want , so why bother ? i 'll beat you in court , anyway . bo : do n't talk to me like that . matthew : like what ? you said it yourself -- the truth will only hurt people , especially uncle clint . he has n't done anything but just try to help me . and the way i see it , you and mom are doing a great job of hurting him . so you do n't need any help from me . [ scene_break ] nora : bo and i started to talk about it this morning , and then matthew came out of nowhere with this whole blackmail scheme . the little pooper 's probably giving clint all the gory details right now . rachel : you have n't stopped him ? nora : how am i supposed to do that ? what am i supposed to do , get him to lie for us ? oh , i know . or better yet , we 're supposed to succumb to his blackmail and then pray he does n't die on the operating table ? rachel : okay , let me ask you something . if it is better to tell the truth , why do n't you just tell him yourself ? no , let matthew do it . that way , you look like a liar and a cheater . i 'd say that gives clint plenty of reason to stop the wedding . but hey , if that 's what you want -- is that what you want ? [ scene_break ] viki : you know , i will always love clint , but charlie is my future . and i 'm very , very happy for him and nora . noelle : and that 's great . it 's real civilized . viki : well -- noelle : i want no part of my ex - husband , and i certainly do n't think i could share my wedding with him . viki : you know , clint and i -- we share four children , so i think that motivates you to get over your grievances . noelle : mm - hmm , and i 'm guessing you 're not the kind of bride who needs to be the center of attention . viki : oh , my god -- no , i 've had more than my share of that kind of attention . [ viki laughs ] noelle : well , i know you 've been married a couple times . viki : a couple ? try eight . noelle : eight ? viki : eight . [ noelle chuckles ] noelle : that 's as many as elizabeth taylor . viki : no , no , no . because i married two of them twice . noelle : oh , yeah . so that 's what , six different husbands ? viki : six . noelle : oh . no wonder you ran off to paris , texas , to pour coffee for a living . will you tell me about them ? viki : honey , that would take forever . you have a plane to catch . noelle : yeah , i do . so you 're going to have to give me the `` reader 's digest `` version . [ scene_break ] nora : rachel , i really need you to back off right now , please , okay ? i 'm not happy with the situation at all . rachel : mom , i do n't mean to be in your face today . it 's okay . you can talk to me . do you want clint to call off this wedding ? nora : honey , i love clint . what happened with bo -- i do n't even understand it . do you -- [ phone rings ] nora : and that 's bo , and i have to get this , so -- so what 's the verdict ? bo : well , matthew had his chance , but he did n't tell clint anything . are you there ? nora : yeah , i 'm here . bo : well , that 's -- that 's good news , right ? clint : hey , bo ? bo : i got to go . i 'll tell you later . clint : do you remember these ? bo : sure i do . pa wore them to every wedding . clint : yeah . they must have about 100,000 miles on them by now . hmm . you look a little rattled . who was on the phone ? bo : ah , it was somebody at the station . had a problem that they could have handled on their own . clint : oh . well , some people always need guidance , do n't they ? matthew , on the other hand -- he takes the bull by the horns . could you do this for me here ? bo : sure . i hope he was n't too pushy . clint : no , he 's just sticking up for his mom . wanted to make sure i take good care of her . there 's nothing wrong with that , is there ? bo : no . clint : no . bo : nothing . clint : and matthew -- thank you -- has got nothing to worry about . i love nora . i adore the woman . bo : i know you do . clint : everything about her . even the things that absolutely drive me nuts . along with the fact that she still loves you , in the same way that i still love viki . that says an awful lot about what kind of woman that she is . well , i want you to know something . i could n't marry anybody who did n't love my brother . [ scene_break ] rachel : well ? [ nora sighs ] nora : matthew did n't tell clint . rachel : okay . so clint has no reason to call off the wedding . nora : no . rachel : but do you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : come on , there 's something i have to show you . brody : what ? jessica : well , bree was in here . she was in here the whole time except for a minute or two . she went outside to go and get her ball and that must be when it happened . i do n't know when -- brody : whoa , jessica -- okay . jessica : i -- brody : slow down . what 's going on ? jessica : i 'm sorry , i 'm just -- it 's -- i 'm a little freaked out because it 's just -- brody : okay . tell me what happened . [ jessica sighs ] jessica : bree was here the whole time . and then i -- i got her to -- i had to come get her to go to the church . but she was n't in here . she went outside to go and get her ball . and when she came back inside , she -- she had this . brody : it 's just a stuffed animal . jessica : no . it 's an elephant . brody : okay , i 'm -- i 'm not following . jessica : no , nash gave her elephants , okay ? it was kind of their thing . and look at it . it 's brand - new . i asked bree where she got it , and she said that her daddy gave it to her . [ scene_break ] langston : okay , you know that you ca n't keep anything from me , so you might as well just spill . starr : cole 's not going to prison , hopefully . langston : hopefully ? starr : right . well , john got him out of serving time , behind bars , at least . langston : yeah , with that whole community service gig . starr : but that 's kind of a trade - off . langston : what does that mean ? starr : nothing . langston : well , it 's obviously something . starr : no . langston : what is it ? i wo n't tell anyone . starr : langston , really , it 's not just some little secret . it 's actually a really big deal . and if i told you , somebody might get hurt , so please , just do n't ask me about it . langston : fine . starr : you really should n't even tell markko that we had this conversation . langston : okay , i wo n't , i swear . starr : thank you . langston : but promise me that if you need to talk , you 'll let me know . i 'm really worried about you . starr : okay . i 'm sure that it 'll all be okay . at least i pray it will be . [ scene_break ] cole : what , you think i 'm going to narc on you or something ? asher : i did n't say that . but everywhere you go , you got that cop hovering around . cole : john mcbain ? asher : yes , john mcbain . that guy 's a detective again . cole : look , all he wants to do is get with my mom . that 's the only reason why he hangs around me . she 's all he pays attention to . he could n't care less what i do . asher : yeah ? prove it . [ scene_break ] langston : wait . what happened ? what 's wrong ? markko : my mom dropped by . langston : oh . well , what 'd she say ? markko : she 's not going to fight my old man . langston : oh , markko , i 'm so sorry . you okay ? well , if you wanted to feel better , you came to the right place . markko : yeah ? langston : oh , yeah . starr , i 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] asher : you going to take it , or what ? you said you could get away with anything right under mcbain 's nose . do n't be so sure of yourself before you can prove it . cole : and popping that will do it , huh ? asher : it 's a start . cole : me doing that would only guarantee one thing . everything you supplied me would just go right down the hatch . asher : right . i see your point . cole : you know what ? forget about it . it 's just not worth the hassle . i 'll find another supplier . asher : like who ? cole : look , man , i was in rehab . half the people in there as soon as they get out go straight to their dealer . i 'll get them to hook me up . i just figured since i know you , that we could throw in together and make some real cash . asher : no , hold up , hold up . that many people get out of rehab and still use ? cole : those who do n't ... want to . always . they just need a little push . most of them have been around the block a few times , so they build up a tolerance . you know , they want more , better . not like those amateurs at llanview high . i know exactly how to nab them . 'cause i live in their skin . asher : let 's talk price point . [ scene_break ] jessica : anything ? brody : if anyone was here , they 're gone now . jessica : you do n't believe me , do you ? brody : i did n't say that . i think someone gave this to bree , and you do n't remember seeing it . and if it helps , i do n't remember seeing it before , either . jessica : so why would they tell her that her daddy gave this to her , okay ? bree would n't make that up . brody : you know what i think ? someone did give this to her when you were at saint ann 's . they were probably trying to make her feel better . jessica : maybe you 're right . brody : all right , either way , it 's weird . i totally get why you 're freaked out . jessica : yeah , i just -- i guess i just have the -- the creeps from what i saw at the lodge last night , or what i thought i saw . brody : maybe you 'd feel better if you talked to dr. levin . jessica : you think i 'm losing my mind again ? brody : whoa , hey , hey . no , no , i do n't , okay ? look , you 've got a lot going on . your mom 's getting married . jessica : huh . brody : you just passed your wedding anniversary . jessica : i told you i loved you . brody : yeah , that 's huge . all right ? maybe -- maybe you 're feeling a little , you know , stressed . and it 's never bad just to check in with someone . jessica : i 'm fine . i 'm fine , really . i feel better already , now that you 're here . [ scene_break ] nora : okay . i 'm going to give you the short version of a very long story . but i promise i 'll fill in all the details another time , okay ? noelle : okay . viki : okay . all right . this is joe riley . noelle : ooh , handsome . viki : oh , very handsome , very charming , very funny . noelle : mm - hmm . viki : married him twice . he was a newspaper man -- i honestly think that if joe had lived , i 'd still be married to him . noelle : hmm . viki : we had two sons together . noelle : kevin and joey . viki : that 's right . he died , though , just before joey was born . okay , this is steve burke . noelle : hmm . viki : he was also a newspaper man . he was my father 's choice for me . but i married him because at the time , i thought i 'd lost joe . noelle : lost him how ? viki : that 's part of the long story , okay ? noelle : oh . okay . keep going . viki : well , you know clint . married him twice , too . [ viki chuckles ] noelle : that 's clint ? he looks so different . viki : well , it was a long time ago . and he was very different . noelle : i 'll say . viki : okay . this is roger gordon . he was actually my first husband , but -- i 'll save that for the long story , too . [ noelle chuckles ] viki : and this is sloan carpenter . noelle : ooh . he was a soldier ? viki : no , he was a general . he was a wonderful man . very elegant . unfortunately , he was very ill when we got married , and he died right afterwards . and this is my ben . noelle : hmm . you told me about him . ben davidson , the bartender with the dreamy eyes who was secretly a doctor for the mob . viki : he died so young . but i 've got his heart , so he 's always with me . noelle : oh . viki : okay , that 's it . that 's all my husbands . noelle : uh - uh . not all . viki : oh -- [ viki chuckles ] viki : oh ! noelle : lucky number seven . viki : charlie . [ scene_break ] nora : why would i want to cancel the wedding ? rachel : kissing your ex - husband , keeping it from your fiancé ? i 'd say that 's at least a reason to postpone . nora : no , clint 's the man i want to spend the rest of my life with . rachel : but , mom , you have to deal with this . what do you think , that it 's just not going to follow you into the marriage ? nora : oh , rachel , come on . it was one kiss , one . rachel : so you 're saying that it 's never going to happen again ? that you do n't want it to ? mom , i think you need to answer those questions . nora : okay , i ca n't ! i ca n't answer them ! do you understand that ? i do n't know why it happened . it happened . i ca n't take it back . but i do know it does n't mean i do n't love clint . [ scene_break ] clint : how do i look ? bo : you look great . listen , there 's something i have to take care of before the ceremony . clint : you have the rings , do n't you ? bo : got them right here . clint : all right . bo , do n't be late . i ca n't get married without you . bo : okay . nigel : with all due respect , sir , you 're not going anywhere . not until we toast . it was mr. buchanan 's wish that his sons `` knock one back `` with this 30-year - old kentucky bourbon . bo : well -- nigel : only to be served on the most momentous of occasions , like this one . bo : how come we did n't have this little ceremony before i married lindsay almost , you know , last year ? clint : well , you ca n't blame nigel . he probably just forgot . that whole thing was a fiasco . now , to pa , for remembering our love of good bourbon . and to bo , the finest brother a man could ask for . nigel : hear , hear . [ glasses clink ] [ scene_break ] brody : you feeling any better ? jessica : much . why are you so sweet to me ? brody : you make it easy . [ brody and jessica chuckle ] jessica : you going to dance with me later ? brody : all night long . jessica : oh , good . brody : and i got something i want to talk to you about , too . jessica : well , i ca n't wait to hear it . shoot . we 're going to be late . we have to go , like , now . brody : all right , you get your stuff . i 'll -- i 'll pull the car around . jessica : okay . [ thud ] [ scene_break ] cole : i sell , you get your cut , i get mine . asher : okay . cole : hey , but what if i run out and you 're not around ? i need the big guy 's number . asher : no , i 'm your supplier . you talk to me , no one else , you got it ? cole : i got it . chill . asher : it 's for your own good . i 'll be around in a few days . if you do well , we 'll keep rolling . do n't screw this up . like you said , show me some real cash . cole : or what ? asher : let 's not go there . would n't be nice for either of us . cole : whew . [ phone chimes ] [ starr sighs ] [ scene_break ] viki : you have a safe trip , okay ? you give moe my love . as soon as you get back , you come for dinner . noelle : oh , we will look forward to that . viki : good . noelle : oh , viki , have a beautiful wedding . viki : we will . noelle : and give charlie a kiss for me . viki : oh -- okay . bye , honey . be safe . noelle : bye . [ viki sighs ] [ scene_break ] matthew : hi , it 's matthew . do not cancel the hearing . i thought i could get my parents to say yes to the surgery , but no luck . looks like we 'll just have to do it the hard way -- in court . [ scene_break ] clint : it 's not like you to forget something that asa buchanan asked you to do . so this whole `` momentous occasion `` with the two brothers toasting -- did you make all that up ? nigel : it was mr. buchanan 's wish that his sons always remain close . and if you 'll pardon me for saying , there 's been a noticeable strain between the two of you of late . if a fond remembrance of your father coupled with a nip of alcohol might ease the tension , then ... guilty as charged . clint : nigel , you 're a damn good man . [ scene_break ] [ door opens and closes ] rachel : mom , we did n't finish our conversation . nora : yeah , we did . do you like this color ? rachel : i want you to answer my question . [ nora sighs ] nora : rachel , honey , i 've moved on . i 'm over it , okay ? i do n't even remember what the question was . rachel : that 's okay , i 'll remind you . do you love bo ? [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm probably the last person you want to see . it 's been a while . i bet you never expected to see me here again , huh ? but i need your help .
bo and nora are both `` curious `` about whether matthew will go through with informing clint that he saw the two of them kissing before nora 's wedding day to clint . he tells them no , he 'll stay out of it . but he still wo n't accept their decision not to approve the surgery . when rachel finds out her mother kissed bo , she asks her if she really should marry clint after all . viki tells everybody she wants to marry charlie . but she relives all of her many marriages . langston and markko are very disappointed that his father wo n't let him come home . starr is missing cole while he goes undercover . cole goes and attempts to `` work `` asher so that asher will lead him to the drug dealers . john asks brody to help the police station investigate the drug trafficking . jessica does n't know what to do when she notices bree with an unidentified stuffed elephant . bree tells her mom it 's from daddy . jessica remembers that nash gave their daughter elephant toys and only he would know about that . and she can tell that an unseen person is outside that could be nash .
david : i knew it . i knew you were lying about having a new sugar daddy in your life . clint : ha ! dorian : mmm ! oh ! ha ha ! david , it 's a good thing you 're not wearing glasses . they 'd be all steamed up . after that kiss , woo ... david : uncle clint , yes or no -- are you dorian 's new squeeze ? clint : no , i 'm not . david : see ? clint : since dorian and i were once engaged , i 'm no more new to her than she 's new to me . so yeah , god help me , once again i am dorian 's sugar daddy . [ dorian sighs ] [ scene_break ] starr : oh , hey . i know you really want to talk to john , but i feel like we have n't even had a chance to talk ourselves . cole : yeah , you 're right . sit . thanks for coming with me . starr : of course . cole : i still ca n't believe that the judge did n't send me to prison . starr : well , how could he after everything that my dad said ? cole : yeah . and i still ca n't believe that your dad was actually on my side . starr : he knows that it was all hannah 's fault . she confessed that she was the one that pushed your mom down the stairs ... and blamed it all on my dad . that 's why you got so upset and attacked him . and the fact that my dad is giving you a second chance , do you have any idea how big that is ? he 's giving us a second chance . we could start over . that 's if you 're willing . [ scene_break ] todd : welcome home . téa : you know , about that . our things seem to be missing . dani : yeah , we got back to the hotel and everything was gone . téa : and we could only think of one person who would have the , um , the guts ... todd : ah . téa : to pull that off . todd : your things ? your things ? oh , they 're upstairs . téa : todd , do n't you think we should have discussed this ? todd : discussed this ? no . there 's nothing to discuss . you 're moving in after the wedding . téa : yes , after the wedding . todd : oh ! i forgot to tell you with all the trial and everything like that . we 're getting married tonight . [ scene_break ] eli : we are in love , we are engaged , why wait ? let 's elope . blair : eli ! we -- we just got engaged , what , two days ago ? i 've had this ring less than 24 hours , and it is so beautiful . ha ha ! there are a couple of people in this town that i want to show this bad boy off and make green with envy . that 's right , i 'm gon na take every minute that i can . it 's not every day a girl gets engaged . no . why rush to the altar when we can stroll ? [ scene_break ] hannah : you came ? ford : do n't get excited . i just came to tell you that you ca n't call me anymore . i ca n't afford the trouble . hannah : trouble ? from eli clarke ? is he threatening you ? ford : yeah . you know what ? this was a bad idea . hannah : no . please do n't go . please . if you do n't help me , he 'll kill me . please . [ scene_break ] kelly : do you know who killed my mother ? john : no . kelly : but you know something . it 's bennett thompson , is n't it ? you figured out who he is . john : we do n't even know if bennett thompson has anything to do with this . kelly : but if he 's the dark handsome man who followed rex to boston -- john : no proof , kelly . we do n't even have circumstantial evidence . kelly : but you have a hunch , and in my book a john mcbain hunch is as good as it gets . so who is he ? [ scene_break ] eli : blair , listen to me . i 've been doing a lot of thinking ... blair : what ? eli : about our life together and our future . it hit me . you just -- no matter how much planning you do , you do n't know . like last night , my plane could have crashed . blair : what , bite your tongue . stop that . eli : it could have happened . i 'm serious . think about téa . you just never know how much time you have left . so please , make me happy and marry me before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] dani : you guys are getting married today ? téa : it 's news to me . todd : yes , i called a justice of the peace while we were still in new york , and he 's gon na come by a little later . téa : todd ... todd : well , what are we waiting for ? dani : that 's a good question . téa : you 're okay with this ? dani : do i get my own bathroom ? todd : you can have as many bathrooms as you wish . go up and pick one out . todd : what ? téa : ha ha . well , this seems a little frantic to me . todd : if it was up to you , we 'd wait until ... téa : until it was too late ? todd : just ... want us to be all under one roof . téa : one big happy family ? todd : small family , but yes , happy . téa : todd , i thought we agreed to be honest . i 'm dying . todd : not today you 're not . today you 're getting married , and we 're gon na enjoy ourselves and our lives together as long as we can . anything wrong with that ? [ scene_break ] starr : cole , i seriously need to know , because so much has happened , do you want our life together ? do you want things to be the way they were before all of this craziness happened ? cole : what do you think ? [ woman singing indistinctly ] starr : i 'm gon na take that as a yes . ha ! but , cole , i wish that we could snap our fingers and it would just be the way that it used to be , but we have so much work to do . cole : okay . we 'll do it . [ scene_break ] john : kelly , i 'm sorry . i ca n't discuss this with you . kelly : you ca n't discuss my mother 's case ? i have a right to know if there have been any new developments . john : and when i know something new , you 'll be the first to know , i promise . all right ? but for right now , you got to back off . you 've already gotten too close , and i ca n't have you putting yourself in any more dangerous situations . kelly : i can take care of myself . john : yes , yes , i 'm well aware of that , and so can balsom , but somehow this bennett thompson still managed to poison him , which -- by the way , why were you following him to boston ? kelly : i hired him . i can follow him wherever i want . john : okay , that makes sense . you know what ? i got work to do . i 'm sorry . kelly : john , what am i supposed to do , go home , play with my dolls ? john : hmm . hey . starr : hi . cole : guess what . john : i 'm guessing ... time served plus probation and community service . starr : all thanks to my dad . kelly : d - dad as in todd manning ? starr : yes . he actually went to bat for cole in front of the judge . kelly : seriously ? this i have to hear . starr : i 'll be back . john : hey . glad you finally caught a break . cole : huh . me , too . john : why do n't you look happy ? cole : are you still convinced that hannah pushed my mom down the stairs and attacked ford ? [ scene_break ] hannah : eli ca n't let me live . okay , i know what he did . i saw him . i was there . i saw him push dr. saybrooke down the stairs . ford : whoa . not to rain on your parade , but you confessed to pushing dr. saybrooke down the stairs , okay ? it 's all over town . it 's why you 're here . hannah : i also confessed to attacking you , and i did n't do that either . you know it . i had to confess . he made me . ford : okay , that makes you sound a little crazy . hannah : well , he 's obviously threatening you , too , seeing as to how you lied about who attacked you . you honestly think he 's gon na hold up whatever end of the deal you made with him ? for the record , i know he made you lie about me . i know you would never hurt me on purpose , so what 's he threatening you with ? ford : next time , he does n't just bash my head in . hannah : ford ... we have to go to the police before he hurts anybody else . [ scene_break ] eli : we could go to vegas . we 'll find one of those famous wedding chapels , spend the rest of the night seeing a show , doing a little gambling . blair : eli , you really want to run off to las vegas and get married ? i mean , do n't you want a real wedding , one with all the bells and whistles ? because you 're never been married before . eli : a real wedding means family , and i do n't have any . i would n't even know how to contact ross . i mean , would we even invite him ? i know you have a lot of people ... blair : i do . eli : that you want to share this with , the kids -- i understand . and when we get back , we 'll have a huge reception and celebrate . it 'll be a blast . blair : yeah , and dorian will throw an absolute fit . eli : no , she wo n't . blair : oh , yeah , she will . eli : she loves me . i know it 's asking a lot , but you would make me so happy if we could end this day as mr. and mrs. and say good - bye to blair cramer . [ scene_break ] téa : i ca n't marry you today . i got nothing to wear . todd : oh . well , there 's got to be something from all that stuff i had carted over here . well , why do n't you call renee and have her bring over the whole shop ? téa : why do n't we wait a few days ? why do n't we -- todd : no , no . you 'll make a liar of me . téa : what ? todd : it 's the headline of tomorrow 's `` sun . `` `` publisher marries love of life . `` téa : you did n't ? todd : i did . it 'll be on front doorsteps tomorrow morning . téa : love of life ? todd : love of life . mmm . téa : did you tell the boys ? todd : yeah , i told the boys . i have not told starr . i could n't find her after the trial . she just took off . téa : well , you do realize that if blair did n't say anything to her , than starr will have no idea why this is happening so fast . todd : all right . [ scene_break ] kelly : why would todd start acting like a human being ? starr : i do n't know . i mean , i always knew that he had it in him . [ cell phone rings ] starr : uh . that 's him now . hey , dad . todd : hey , i need to see you . starr : well , it 'll have to wait . cole and i are out . we 're celebrating . todd : well , bring him along . this is important . [ scene_break ] john : well , hannah confessed , so unless there 's some proof that she 's lying ... she did n't change her story when you visited her at st. ann 's , did she ? cole : no . john : what makes you think she 's not telling the truth ? cole : it 's just what i told you before , all right , that she admitted about todd and that she set me up ... and that -- and she swore that she never hurt ford or my mom . john : anything else ? cole : just does n't feel right . and when she called me -- john : she called you from st. ann 's ? cole : yeah , right before the trial . she said that there was -- she needed to talk to me . there was a lot that i did n't know . john : like what ? cole : she was about to tell me , but then eli grabbed the phone . john : eli clarke ? cole : he heard me talking to her , and he grabbed the phone . he said he did n't want her to get in trouble with the staff , making unauthorized phone calls . [ scene_break ] david : good one , uncle clint . you almost had me going there . ha ! you and dorian . ha ! clint : dorian and i are very much an item . david : but she stole b.e . half the town thinks that she 's still responsible for nash 's death . how could you take her back ? clint : well , we 're grownups , an unfamiliar concept to you , i know , but we have buried our various hatchets . it 's only recently i hurt her with nora , and she just hurt me back . odd , but it is what it is , and that 's just our relationship . david : no ! that 's our relationship . you ca n't have it . dorian : david , `` we `` do not have a relationship . do you understand ? you of course have a mythological relationship with this swimsuit model and i have a real relationship with a real man . david : my swimsuit model is real . parts of her are n't , but most of her is . dorian : why do n't you go play with her ? je vous d'etre seul avec mon amour . david : ah ! dorian , french was our language . dorian : was , david , was . past tense . le temps passer . david : stop it ! dorian : nous sommes finis ! david : stop it ! dorian : c'est tout ! david : it burns ! stop ! dorian : vous et -- vous et ... whatever . my goodness , you must want to stick it to david more than you want to stick it to me . you 're full of surprises , but cowboy , i owe you . clint : you sure as hell do , and you 're gon na pay me back right now . david : no , no , no ! right now ! i need your help ! [ scene_break ] john : for now , we 'll just keep this between us , okay ? starr : hey . i got to go . my dad said he wants to see me about something and that you should come , too . cole : uh , you mind if i just sit this one out ? i mean , your dad deciding not to send me to prison , i kind of do n't want to jinx it . starr : okay . all right . well , i 'll see you at home with hope . cole : okay . [ scene_break ] kelly : where are you going ? john : the station . do you mind ? kelly : ouch . john : hey , look , kelly , i know you want answers , but this is n't the way to go about it . you need to go easy for your own sake . kelly : you 'll call me the minute you learn something ? john : of course . you 'll be at home with , um , with your dolls ? kelly : i 'll be at home . john : thank you . kelly : who the hell does he think he is ? `` at home with my dolls . `` [ scene_break ] dani : it 's a cool house . i did n't know you knew about art . todd : i glad you approve . it 's your house now , by the way . starr : dad , i -- todd : gee ! starr : oh ! well -- well , what 's going on ? todd : is cole with you ? starr : no . he had stuff to do . look , this is n't about the trial , is it ? todd : no , no . it has nothing to do with cole . téa and i are getting married . starr : what ? really ? i mean , i knew that something was going on between you two , but you 're getting -- that 's great ! well , is n't it ? dani : yeah , it 's good . a lot has changed . starr : yeah , no kidding . so when 's the date ? todd : tonight . starr : tonight ? todd : yeah , as soon as the jp gets here . starr : what 's going on ? [ closes door ] téa : estrella ... there 's something you need to know . [ scene_break ] blair : you really want to run off to las vegas and elope ? i mean , what about my kids ? eli : it 'll only be for one night . we can get your mother to watch your kids , and then when we get back , we can start our life together as a family . todd 's voice : `` bad dad 2 : blendered family . `` sure you want to watch this ? jack 's voice : yeah . my friend alexis says it 's the coolest movie ever . it 's about this guy who marries this woman with kids and he becomes their stepfather from hell . todd : all right . [ jack exhales ] eli : i know this is asking a lot , and if this is not something you want to do , i understand , but i have been waiting my whole life to find the right woman . i want to start our life together , and i do n't want to waste another minute . blair : well , when you put it that way ... eli : so you 'll marry me ? blair : viva las vegas . eli : ha ha ! [ scene_break ] john : glen carlin ? glen : who 's asking ? john : lieutenant john mcbain , llanview police department . glen : look , i told those other two people everything i know about the guy i gave those documents . john : the documents ? glen : the files on bennett thompson . i gave them to the guy who opened the door . john : the guy who claimed to be rex balsom ? glen : how was i supposed to know ? john : that 's a good question . hey , glen , i was wondering if you could do a favor for me . hang on a second . rita ! rita : coming ! john : i need you to fax something for me . rita : 617 . that 's boston , is n't it ? john : yeah . it 's going to glen carlin at the hall of records . this is the photo . rita : is n't that -- john : just send it and let me know when it goes through . [ scene_break ] ford : look , i do n't want anybody to get hurt , but there 's nothing i can do . hannah : you can go to the police ! ford : and tell them what ? that i lied when i named you as my attacker ? yeah , that 'll fly . hannah : we can go together and tell them that eli 's been threatening us ! ford : then he 'll kill us , hannah ! hannah : so you 're just gon na leave me here ? ford : you got yourself into this mess . hannah : how self - centered are you ? i mean , i know you 're not mature enough to sustain a normal relationship , but i never thought that you would let innocent people die . ford : i 'm not the bad guy here . eli is the bad guy here . hannah : you can stop him , ford ! you just have to think of someone who 's not yourself . ford : i -- i care about other people , okay ? my brother , who 's in the hospital , and this -- this other friend , so do n't make me out to be some kind of heartless jerk , because i 'm not ! now ... i know i was n't very nice to you this last year , and i apologize . i should never have treated you that way . hannah : so you 'll help me ? ford : yes . [ scene_break ] kelly : oh , my god ! rita : can i help you ? kelly : i hope so . there 's a woman stuck in the ladies ' room . i do n't know . the door must be jammed . i could n't open it , but anyway , she keeps calling for someone names rita . rita : i 'm rita . kelly : she said that you 'd have a key . rita : did she give you her name ? kelly : uh , no . just that she was having a panic attack . rita : it 's probably janice . she has high blood pressure . kelly : well , you better go check on her . i think she 's hyperventilating . i felt so sorry for her . oh , my goodness . whew ! oh ! john : hey , rita , that fax go through yet ? kelly : why are you sending a picture of elijah clarke to that guy in boston ? do you think he has something to do with bennett thompson ? damn it , john , i deserve an answer . does eli know who killed my mother ? [ scene_break ] david : you 're mandy , i presume ? mandy : not bad . wendy 's sorry she could n't come , but ... i 'm sure i can make it up to you . david : oh , that sounds absolutely fantastic . mandy : this is some place . wendy said that you were living in an apartment with your kid brother . david : i could n't live in an apartment anymore . i 'm a buchanan , you know . i 'm still gon na need the preferred customer discount , though . mandy : we can talk about that later . so which room is yours ? david : uh , that 's not why i called you , actually . mandy : no ? david : i need you to be a swimsuit model . mandy : whatever turns you on , baby . [ scene_break ] dorian : what is it that you want , clint ? clint : `` buchanan field . `` the naming rights for the new sports arena downtown -- they 're up for grabs . dorian : the rules are very clear . naming rights go to the highest bidder . clint : uh - huh . and all the bids are submitted to the mayor 's office . so all you have to do , madam mayor , is keep me informed . i 'm perfectly willing to pay . i just want to make sure that my bid comes out on top . dorian : the bids are supposed to be confidential . clint : supposed to be , yes . and you and i are supposed to be a couple . dorian , if you do n't do this , i 'm gon na tell david that he was absolutely right , that you and i are not having an affair and that you are very single . dorian : you win . but you might have to play along for a little bit longer . clint : how much longer ? dorian : long enough for us both to get what we want . clint : sounds fair . dorian : clint , nobody is to know that there is nothing going on between us . clint : deal . [ scene_break ] starr : what do the doctors say ? do they have any idea like -- téa : how long i have ? they were n't very specific , but the treatments are n't working . starr : dad ! todd : if i could buy a way out of it , i would . you know that . starr : you ca n't . you 're consoling me ? dani : yes . had a little longer to deal with it . no . no more crying , okay ? this is supposed to be a happy day , right ? we 're gon na have a wedding ? jack : you know ? todd : hey , jack . jack : did mom call you ? todd : no . jack : she 's eloping with eli . starr : she 's what ? jack : that 's why you guys are crying , right ? [ scene_break ] eli : i just got us 2 tickets on the last flight to vegas . blair : i can not believe we 're doing this . who knew that you were so impulsive ? eli : oh , there 's a lot you do n't know about me . blair : oh , yeah ? i 'm gon na spend the rest of my life trying to figure you out . mm . [ scene_break ] kelly : glen told us the man that he gave the file to , the man who claimed to be rex , was tall , dark , and handsome like eli . rita : i 'm sorry , lieutenant , but this woman told me that someone was locked in the ladies room . john : it 's okay , rita . you , in there . you , back over there . look busy . i ... i thought you went home . kelly : so eli is a suspect ? john : did i say that ? kelly : that 's why you were asking me all those questions about him . i thought you were jealous because he was marrying blair . wait a minute -- he was there at la boulaie when you were talking to rex and me about bennett thompson . he heard rex say he was going to boston . he took off right after rex left . john : are you finished yet ? kelly : so when glen went to go meet rex , elijah could 've been there , heading him off . john : you 're not finished . [ scene_break ] eli : you better hurry up . we got some packing to do . blair : what do you think -- i have a wedding dress up in that closet up there ? eli : are you kidding ? i bet you got half a dozen . blair : aww . eli : anyway , i 'd marry you in a burlap sack . [ scene_break ] hannah : so you 'll tell the police that it was n't me that attacked you ? that it was eli . ford : i ca n't do that . hannah : but you said you 'd help me . ford : and i will -- with a piece of advice . the reason why i 'm walking around right now and not locked up in a loony bin ? is because i have a little piece of insurance . ford 's voice : and i 'm not looking for a fight , either . i 'm just trying to remind you of what could happen . eli 's voice : if what ? ford 's voice : if something were to happen to me . i mean , it 'd be a real shame if people found that elijah clarke was really bennett thompson . ford : if anything happens to me , a letter is going to be sent to `` the sun `` detailing everything that eli did . you need to do the same . hannah : okay . write it all down -- ford : and make sure it 's in the right hands . that 's the best i can do . and we never had this conversation . hannah : ford . thank you . ford : good luck . hannah : my name is hannah o'connor . and if i 'm dead ... it 's because i was murdered ... by elijah clarke . [ scene_break ] eli : i 'll see you in an hour and a half . blair : an hour and a half ? eli : we 're only going for one night , blair . blair : well , where are you going ? eli : got a few loose ends to tie up before we can live happily ever after . blair : okay . mm . mm . bye . [ scene_break ] todd : no , jack , they 're crying because they 're happy . téa and i are getting married today . jack : so are mom and eli , and you have to stop them . todd : uh , excuse us for a second . come on . starr : i 'm so sorry . i 'm just falling apart . téa : we 've both -- all of us have fallen apart so many times by now . trust me . starr : so this wedding -- téa : was your dad 's idea . if it makes him feel like he 's doing something , you know ... your dad and i , we really love each other . starr : i know you do . téa : whether we 'd be getting married right now , this minute -- starr : téa , it does n't matter . how do you feel about this ? dani : i just want my mom to have as many happy days as she can . if that means marrying todd ... you were right -- there are some good things about him . [ scene_break ] jack : they 're talking about flying to vegas -- tonight . todd : so they 're moving up their wedding date . jack : hello . earth to dad . there ca n't be a wedding . not tonight , not ever . todd : why is that ? jack : he 's weird . todd : well , yeah . if you did n't feel that way about a new stepdad , i 'd be worried about you . jack : this is different . do n't you remember the movie i showed you ? `` bad dad 2 `` ? where the mom marries this guy and he turns out to be crazy and he hacks up everyone at night ? todd : i knew i should n't have let you watch that movie . jack : it 's not the movie . it 's him . it 's eli . he 's a creepy stalker weirdo ax murderer . todd : he makes your mom very happy . jack : you 're not listening . todd : you 're not listening . see , your mom is doing exactly what she wants in life , and she should . and that 's what i 'm doing . because life is short , my friend , and you just got ta ... grab all the happiness you can now . that 's why i 'm getting married with téa tonight and i want you there with me , okay ? will you do that for me ? jack : i just got ta go home . i got ta get changed . todd : you look fine . jack : the driver 's right outside . be right back . [ scene_break ] blair : here comes the bride . perfect . [ scene_break ] dorian : `` buchanan field . `` it has a certain cachet . yes , it has resonance . clint : well , after the naming ceremony , you can throw out the first pitch . dorian : oh ! i 'll get a coach . thank you . that 's a wonderful idea . david : oh . are you two still in here ? i did n't realize . why do n't we go up to my room ? dorian : uh , we ? ha ha . i 'm sorry . who are you , dear ? mandy : me : i 'm mandy . david : she 's a swimsuit model and she 's the love of my life . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : david and his little jokes . david : go ahead . tell her , mandy . we 're a couple . dorian : and you must think we 're a couple of idiots if you expect us to believe this . david : why ? we 're beautiful and we 're single . dorian : and we 're late for dinner , dear . david : well , what a coincidence . so are we . what do you say we double ? dorian : why not ? [ scene_break ] ford : hey , dude . how 's it going ? cole : it 's okay . ford : listen , there 's something i got ta tell you . cole : yeah ? what ? ford 's voice : i called the cops , and i told them that hannah was the one that bashed my head in , not you . eli 's voice : and you better stick to that story -- or i 'll have to come back and finish what i started . ford : all right . you know what ? never mind . later . [ scene_break ] kelly : what do you have on eli ? john : nothing . kelly : but something about him does n't sit right . you think maybe somehow he 's involved with bennett thompson ? maybe he knows who he is . maybe he was a client or a colleague . what ? what are n't you telling me , john ? oh , my god . you think eli -- tall , dark , and handsome eli -- is bennett thompson , do n't you ? john : what i think does n't matter . i have to have the evidence to go to court . kelly : that 's why you 're sending this picture of eli to glen . if he can i.d . him , then -- john : then we have something . kelly : then we 've got him -- dead to rights . [ scene_break ] hannah 's voice : elijah clarke is the guilty one , not me . and if you 're reading this letter , you have to stop him before more lives are lost . hannah : sister , if you could , could you mail this for me ? eli : `` my name is hannah o'connor and if i 'm dead , it 's because i was murdered by elijah clarke . `` oh , hannah , i 'm sorry . this letter just got lost in the mail . [ scene_break ] david : well , we should probably get going before renee runs out of that asparagus crostini . clint : dorian ... i want those naming rights . i 'll go along with anything that happens tonight , but i want those naming rights . and by the way , you 're picking up the tab . dorian : oh , it 'll be my great pleasure , especially after i prove that david and mandy are not in a relationship . [ scene_break ] mandy : listen , davey , i can be a swimsuit model , i can do a double date , but this is gon na cost you . david : you 're getting dinner . mandy : you 're tying up my entire night . david : fine . it 'll be worth it if i can prove that dorian and clint are n't really a couple . [ scene_break ] dorian : shall we ? david : absolutely . [ scene_break ] jack : mom . thank god you 're still here . i 'm not too late . blair : for what , sweetheart ? jack : to stop you from running off and marrying eli . you ca n't . not if you want us to live . [ scene_break ] eli : wow , you 've been a busy , little bee , have n't you , making phone calls , writing letters . whoever gave you the idea to put all this down in writing ? hannah : it was my idea . eli : too bad . [ scene_break ] hannah 's voice : he told me if i did n't keep my mouth shut , he would kill cole . you know he will . do you really want cole 's death on your conscience ? [ scene_break ] starr : you know what ? i 'm gon na give cole a call and tell him about the wedding and about your mom . todd : you guys should get ready . téa : you know , i know it 's just gon na be a simple wedding here at the house , but i want my maid of honor by my side . starr : cole , when you get this , call me . i have big news . [ scene_break ] cole : yeah . i would like to speak to a patient . her name is hannah o'connor . eli : hannah . you know writing that letter was the last mistake you 'll ever make . [ hannah gasps ] [ scene_break ] john : well , now that you got it all figured out , you can go home . kelly : no . not a chance . i 'm gon na be here when glen calls . [ telephone rings ] kelly : is that glen ? [ kelly gasps ] kelly : that 's a 617 area code . that 's boston . okay . this is when we 're gon na find out if elijah clarke is bennett thompson . john : yeah . kelly : go ahead . do it . john : so , glen , you recognize the guy in the photo ?
hannah urges ford to go to the cops and tell them what eli is doing . he hesitates but informs her if something happens to him , he will have an article written in the sun about eli and he suggests she writes a letter stating that if she is found dead , it 's because eli killed her . she attempts to do that . but before she can finish , eli finds her and holds a gun on her . blair is still ready to marry eli and has no suspicion . but john reveals to kelly that he believes that eli is either a suspect or is the real bennett thompson who killed her mother .
jonas : can you see anything ? anything at all ? evangeline : no . [ scene_break ] jessica : i am so -- antonio : oh . jessica : proud of you . antonio : i was n't the one onstage . jessica : you know what i 'm talking about -- mary j. blige . she does n't do small clubs . antonio : well , you know , i have my moments . jessica : oh . antonio : i 'm just glad that -- that i could get you away from nash so that we could be here . you know , i was so afraid , honey , that when you were gone that you were going to be tess again . [ scene_break ] claudia : what 's wrong ? nash : what 's wrong ? claudia : ow ! nash : somehow antonio used his `` psychic abilities `` to find jessica and me and our baby in new york city . claudia : i do n't know how he found you . nash : oh , cut the crap . who else besides you knew that 's where we were ? claudia : um -- bruce ? nash : bruce did not tell him where we were . claudia : well , i did n't tell him where you were , either . was n't antonio a cop or a detective or something ? nash : yeah , and you 're a bitch . you 're the one who told him where we were . [ scene_break ] r.j. : damn , i knew it . lindsay : no ! r.j. : set 's already over . lindsay : oh . mary j. blige performs at capricorn and we miss it ? r.j. : well , do n't talk to me about it . i believe i was ready to go on time . layla : that was amazing . mary j. blige -- i ca n't believe antonio got her to play here . vincent : hmm . layla : we were , like , this close -- yeah . lindsay : we were also this close -- to actually seeing her perform . do you , uh , know each other ? [ scene_break ] natalie : john , wait . what about the concept of being patient ? john : sounds good in theory , does n't it ? natalie : what are you going to go do -- threaten him ? john : i 'll know when i get there . natalie : john -- come on , let 's go over your options . you 're always telling me to be smart , right ? [ scene_break ] spencer : assuming that you 're right , david , and the police do suspect me of shooting and killing thomas mc bain , i ask you this -- why am i still walking around free and not sitting in some holding cell someplace awaiting arraignment , huh ? david : it 's just a matter of time . they 're not going to arrest you until they put all their evidence together . spencer : you could be right . david : oh , i am right , so do everybody a favor and just get out of town . spencer : ok . i will . david : what , that 's it ? you 're agreeing with me that easily ? spencer : as long as i can take blair with me . [ scene_break ] jonas : hold your head still , please . anything indistinct ? blurry ? any light at all ? evangeline : nothing . it 's the same as before . todd : come here . what the hell ? jonas : i have told you i could not guarantee it . todd : did i bring you here and pay you all that money for nothing ? jonas : listen to me . this is an experimental surgery performed in this case without preoperative testing ! todd : you listen to me . this is not the way it 's supposed to work ! i will do anything it takes , i will pay any amount of money -- do you understand me ? she is going to see again ! [ scene_break ] claudia : does that make any sense ? nash , think about it . i distracted antonio so you could run off with jessica . i did n't have to do that . nash : what do you want , a medal ? claudia : no . i want you to think with your brain . why would i do what i did and then turn around and tell antonio where you were ? nash : because you do n't want me to end up with tess . claudia : maybe that 's true , but it 's not because i think i have a chance with you -- i know i do n't . the reason i do n't want you with tess is because i did n't want to see you get your heart broken . [ scene_break ] jessica : tess did not come out the whole time i was in new york . she did n't even try . antonio : yes , but nash tried , did n't he ? jessica : what do you want me to say ? of course he did . but if there was ever a time that tess was going to come out , that would 've been it . antonio : ok . you 're right . you 're right , so maybe nash will finally leave us alone and sign over custody of brennan and go wherever and we n get on with our lives . jessica : i do n't think that 's going to happen . and i do n't want it to . [ scene_break ] hugh : do you want me to take you home ? kelly : oh , god . what i want is to be locked in my closet where no one can see me , but i know that this is good for me , so i thank you for taking me out . hugh : you had to come out sooner or later , and sooner is better . kelly : well , i 'm sorry i was such lousy company . hugh : oh . kelly : i enjoyed the concert and i enjoyed learning more about you . hugh : is that good for me or bad ? kelly : well , it 's informative . i did n't know you played college football . hugh : yeah , well , i used to be able to take a hit better than i can now . kelly : hmm . what about vincent ? hugh : he looks like he can still take a pretty good hit . kelly : he seems nice . hugh : yeah , it 's really good to see him . i 'm just surprised that he 's here in llanview . i suppose he 's here because of layla , but -- kelly : something wrong ? hugh : for a minute there , it looked like -- like vincent and r.j . knew each other . kelly : is that a bad thing ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : so , do you two know each other or not ? r.j. : no . no , we do n't . i 'm gannon , r.j. gannon . vincent : oh , vincent jones . nice to meet you . r.j. : mr. jones . what do you do ? vincent : investments . lindsay : what brings you to llanview ? vincent : this brings me here , but i 'll tell you , the place is starting to grow on me . [ scene_break ] natalie : spencer is cold and emotionless . i mean , he 's like ice . john : turn up the heat , he 'll melt . natalie : so you think he 's just going to crack a little and say something in front of you ? john : you smack it around enough , even ice melts . [ scene_break ] blair : well , spencer , are you serious ? you want me to go away with you ? spencer : well , assuming that what david is saying is true , of course . llanview 's finest will start building its gallows for me any day now , right , david ? as a matter of fact , i think i 'm about to be paid a visit by little johnny law as we speak . [ scene_break ] evangeline : stop it , todd . please just stop it ! cristian : all right , that 's enough . you 're making things worse . jonas : i do n't care who you are or what you are paying me -- i will not be treated like this . i will perform a series of tests and determine the viability of additional surgeries if needed . but right now , my patient needs rest . todd : no , you 're not calling the shots anymore , doc . jonas : oh , but i am . and if you accost me , threaten me , insult me , or question my abilities as a surgeon again , you can find someone else to finish what i started . todd : well , you can forget about your room at the palace ! cristian : i 'm so sorry . look , the doctor 's right . you need to rest . evangeline : thank you . nora : well . i see dying has n't changed you . todd : oh . it 's coma mama . how 's everything in la - la land , nora ? evangeline : please , todd . do n't do this , please . nora : friendly with evangeline -- that 's the worst news i 've heard since i woke up and found out you were n't guilty of murder . todd : the worst news i 've heard since i came back from the dead was that you were still alive . [ scene_break ] nash : can it , claudia . you 'd love for tess to break my heart . nothing would make you happier . claudia : you are so wrong . i care about you , nash . i can see that you 're hurting and i want to be there for you as a friend . nash : `` as a friend `` ? claudia : yeah . nash : you really think that we can be friends ? claudia : oh -- ah . oh , my god . i am such an idiot . i thought maybe we could be honest with each other . nash : oh , honest . claudia : hmm . but now i see you were just using me again . nash : is that what you think ? claudia : yes . you were only being sweet to me so that i would go off and distract antonio so you could ride off into the sunset with jessica and your baby . [ scene_break ] antonio : i do n't believe what i 'm hearing here . i mean , you want nash to be part of our daughter 's life after what he just did ? jessica : nash -- is brennan 's father and he loves her . antonio : i -- jessica : we ca n't expect him to turn around and run and just disappear and never -- never to be seen or heard from again . it 's not -- antonio : whoa , whoa , whoa . so you actually want your daughter growing up with a lowlife , murdering scum like him as a father ? [ scene_break ] kelly : you 're so suspicious . is that because you 're a d.a . ? hugh : no . there was just this vibe when vincent and r.j. met up , like it was n't the first time . kelly : well , do n't you think vincent would 've told you if he had friends in llanview ? hugh : i never said `` friends . `` r.j. is not one of the good guys . kelly : yeah , but you said he was smart . hugh : vincent ? yeah , he is . kelly : so maybe he 's smart enough to stay away from r.j. do n't worry about them . and i guess if it 's up to me to keep your mind off vincent , then i have the perfect way . [ scene_break ] r.j. : `` investments `` -- well , that 's a broad term . is there any specific concentration to your portfolio ? vincent : i like to stay diversified . r.j. : wow , they ca n't back you into a corner that way . vincent : nope . r.j. : you know , maybe we should team up , conquer a market or two . [ scene_break ] spencer : well , hello there , lieutenant . john : well , you must be relieved . spencer : oh , i am . believe me , i am , very relieved , although i 'm not sure you and i are on the same page as to why , so you want to tell me why i should be ? john : your little brother did n't kill anybody . spencer : no , i could 've told you that . i am very relieved that david 's no longer a suspect , although i guess it would be kind of hard on you , though , right back to square one , eh ? john : well , i would n't say we 're back to square one . we -- we do have a person of interest . spencer : really ? gee , i ca n't imagine who that would be . let me think -- oh . i bet it 's me , right ? john : could be . spencer : every time something bad happens in llanview , everybody always points their fingers at good old spencer truman . john : yeah . you 're just misunderstood , right ? spencer : yeah , so go ahead , start pointing fingers . i mean , i know you 're not going to rest until you get your man , are you ? so , maybe i should take this opportunity to get a few things off my chest . john : hmm , go right ahead . spencer : well , you want the entire list or just the encapsulated version of my villainous deeds ? john : well , what the hell -- there 's a two - drink minimum . might as well hear them all . spencer : all right , then . let 's see -- where should i start ? um -- john : the beginning 's usually a good place , yeah . spencer : all right , at the beginning , just fine . let 's y 25 years ago or so , i shot and killed your father and then i proceeded to commit a whole series of other felonies , none of which concern you . since then , though , i have just been so busy lately . let me see -- i set up todd for margaret 's fake murder , and then i framed bo for framing todd , and then i caused the van crash that killed margaret cochran . you could start writing some of this down if you want to . i caused kevin buchanan 's sterility , grandpa asa 's heart attack , and the tornado that blinded evangeline williamson . i 'm sure i must be missing something else , but i really ca n't think of any more at the moment . john : hmm . that 's cute . well , for now , i just have to get you convicted of one of those things and i really do n't care which one . spencer : i do n't believe that for a minute . i think you 're hell - bent on trying to find some way to pin your father 's murder on me because somewhere deep inside , you have this deep - seated guilt that somehow you were responsible for his death , lieutenant . john : i did n't know you were a shrink , too . spencer : yeah , well , there 's a lot of things you do n't know about me , lieutenant . john : the more i learn , the more i hate you . spencer : i 'm not particularly fond of you , either , john , and considering that our relationship has gotten off to such a rocky start , i 'm beginning to wonder if we 'll ever be able to be friends . john : you have friends -- that 's good because you might need to be calling some character witnesses . spencer : you know what ? i 'm -- i 'm getting bored with this whole conversation . so i hope you do n't mind . you 'll be excusing me and blair . john : you know , as much fun as this has been , this is not a game , truman . spencer : oh , but it is a game -- one that you 're not very good at , i might add . so why do n't you just quit before you get hurt ? john : for the first time in your life , you are in way over your head . you do n't know anything about me . you want to call it a game , go ahead . be damn sure of one thing -- i do n't lose . blair : you know what , john ? um -- you 're not only ruining our night , i think you 're about to ruin yours because this is bordering on harassment . john : harassment ? blair : yes . john : are you kidding me ? i was just going to order a round of drinks . i mean , harassment 's when you go out to your parking lot and your car has been seriously towed to the impound . i mean , that 's harassment . by the way , have you checked on your car tonight ? blair : ca n't you see whose fault all of this is ? it 's todd 's . he accuses spencer of setting him up for murder . he started this whole thing and you know what ? since then , he 's been blamed for every ridiculous crime in llanview and frankly i 'm -- i 'm sick of it . [ scene_break ] nash : i asked you for a favor and you agreed . you had no problem messing with antonio so i could drive tess out . well , it did n't work and i know you 're happy . claudia : you do n't know anything . nash : oh , come on . stop pretending like you care about anything that happens between tess and me . claudia : that 's where you 're wrong -- i do care . yeah . nash : yeah . claudia : i tried to help you , but it did n't work out the way you wanted and now you 're wallowing in self - pity . nash : oh -- claudia : take it from an expert -- that is a road full of potholes . nash : there 's no self - pity . it 's disappointment . claudia : well , welcome to the disappointment clubhouse . [ scene_break ] jessica : honey , what with all the cheap shots at nash ? and he did n't kill claudia reston 's father -- it was self - defense . antonio : well , that 's what he says . jessica : ok . the man was threatening our baby . tell me you would n't do the same thing . [ scene_break ] vincent : thanks for the offer , but no thanks . i 'll tell you , i love being my own boss -- no offense . r.j. : oh , none taken . vincent : all right . hey , are you still on the clock ? layla : nope . my shift is officially over . vincent : good . then how about if shaun escorts you two beautiful ladies to the table while r.j. and i go get you some drinks ? lindsay : sure . layla : ok . r.j. : mm - hmm . shaun : how about right over here , ladies ? lindsay : works for me , shaun . how much do you actually know about vincent ? layla : how much do i need to know ? he 's smart , witty , charming , and he has money . lindsay : oh . how does he make that money ? i mean , does it ever occur to you that it may be in ways that are n't exactly legal ? layla : thanks , lindsay . the concern means a lot , but after all , r.j. is such a model citizen . lindsay : all i 'm saying is that you should go into this with your eyes wide open . layla : and i 'm just saying this night started out perfect and now it 's starting to all go downhill . lindsay : you just be careful . layla : now you sound like my sister . lindsay : well , your sister 's a real smart girl . it would n't hurt for you to listen to her . layla : you know what ? i 've been taking care of myself for quite a while . i 'm capable of making my own decisions , thank you . [ scene_break ] hugh : what did you have in mind ? kelly : dance with me . hugh : i thought you were n't in the partying mood . kelly : well , this is n't a partying song and i really want to dance with you . [ scene_break ] r.j. : so , you can not be tempted into business with me . vincent : thanks again . but like i said , i work alone . [ scene_break ] todd : my life was a lot better when you had tubes sticking down your nose . cristian : i 'm warning you , manning . todd : all right , cristian . beat me up , i do n't care . evangeline : todd . without my consent , you bring a doctor here to cut into my eyes and now you 're cutting down my friends ? todd : what , you talking about cristian ? the man you 're in love with ? he 's just your friend ? evangeline : i 'd like you to leave my room , please . todd : i was just -- i was trying to do something right for you . i was trying to make things right for you . evangeline : by going after all my -- my friends , everybody that cares about me ? todd : i care about you . evangeline : i know you care about me , but you have a strange way of showing it . i would like for you to leave my room , please . i just -- i want to be alone with my friend nora , please . cristian : i 'll be outside . evangeline : thank you . nurse : dr. simmons would like me to make a few preliminary tests . nora : oh , sweetie , ok . i 'll be right back , ok ? evangeline : ok . nora : we 'll talk in a minute , ok ? evangeline : thank you . todd : yeah , i bet you 're sorry you did n't come out of your coma soon enough to try my case , huh ? nora : i 'm not the kind of prosecutor who would send an innocent man to his death just to pad a conviction record . todd : not even in my case ? nora : tempting , tempting . you 're poison , todd . all the women in your life suffer . todd : that 's not something you 'll have to worry about , is it ? nora : thank god . cristian : he 's trying to control evangeline 's life . nora : i hope that does n't happen . cristian : well , i 'm going to make sure he does n't . nora : be careful , cristian . todd fights dirty . cristian : bring it on . todd 's been throwing his money around , trying to pay for anything and everything to save her eyes . but he 's going to get every cent back . either from evangeline or me . nora : are you two serious ? cristian : very serious . nurse : you can go back in now . nora : thank you . so what 's the prognosis , huh ? evangeline : well , my neck is just fine . nora : and your eyes ? honey , miracles can happen . look at me . hmm ? evangeline : i ca n't . i 'm still blind . nora : oh , she 's still funny , though . do n't give up . evangeline : i do n't think i can do that , either , nora . you 'd never let me . nora : nor would cristian , apparently . [ scene_break ] spencer : thank you , blair , once again , for being the only person in llanview to defend me . blair : well , no one knows you like i do . spencer : well , it 's no wonder john would consider me a suspect . i mean , guilty through association , right ? i 'm just happy that the judicial system has seen fit to drop the charges against my little brother . i applaud them , in fact . david : my hands are nearly raw from applauding . look at that . spencer : so , listen , natalie , i 'm not going to get any answers from your boyfriend here , so what was it exactly that convinced john that david was innocent , hmm ? natalie : david 's gun could n't have killed john 's father . spencer : well , of course not . it was loaded with blanks . david : oh , yeah , blair , did you hear i was shooting blanks , just like kevin buchanan ? john : do n't -- do n't tell that joke again . and how did you know that ? spencer : well , i just assumed it was common knowledge by now . john : common knowledge ? sounds to me like once again you 're guilty by association . spencer : no , how do you know that the blanks were n't put into the gun after the shot was fired that killed your father ? natalie : because the markings on the slug do n't match the rifling from david 's gun . david : which means another gun of the same caliber was shot in that alley that night . spencer : well , that 's a very interesting theory , and it was such a long , long , long , long , long time ago , david . i mean , what do you think the odds are of actually finding the gun now , lieutenant ? and without the gun , what do you have ? nothing . [ scene_break ] nash : i do n't want to be a part of your club , claudia . no commiserating , no drowning in our sorrows . claudia : you think that 's what i want ? nash : yeah , it is . claudia : oh , do n't flatter yourself . getting involved with you again would be the biggest mistake i could ever make . [ scene_break ] lindsay : so , what 's keeping r.j. ? vincent : i do n't know . but i 'll tell you , it 's his loss . because then i get more time to spend with you two beautiful ladies . hugh : r.j. , was it good seeing vincent again ? r.j. : who ? hugh : vincent . you -- you two looked like you knew each other . we played division ii football together . r.j. : well , small world , but , no , i had n't met your teammate until tonight . hugh : huh . [ phone rings ] r.j. : excuse me . hugh : please . r.j. : hello ? nora : r.j. ? r.j. : nora ? is that you ? i ca n't hear you very well . i 'm at capricorn . nora : it 's me , nora . they 're letting me go home today . r.j. : hey , that 's terrific . look , i 'll come right by and pick you up . nora : thank you , r.j . r.j. : nora 's ready to go home . hugh : excellent . kelly : oh , that 's awesome . i 'm so happy for her and matthew . hugh : tell her that i 'll be paying her a visit soon . r.j. : will do . hey . lindsay : hey . r.j. : i just got a call from nora , and they 're sending her home tonight , so i volunteered to go give her a ride . you want to come along ? lindsay : i think the last thing nora wants is to see me in her hospital room , so i 'll tell you what -- you go , and i 'll find my own way home . r.j. : you sure ? lindsay : oh , yeah . layla : maybe i can get a lift with you to the hospital ? i want to check in on evangeline . r.j. : well , yeah , if you tell me how she 's doing . layla : unless you want to come with me . vincent : no , no , you go . see , if this operation on your sister 's eyes was successful , i 'm the last person she 's going to want to see when she opens them . she 's family . so , looks like it 's the two of us , beautiful . what do you have planned for the rest of the night ? lindsay : actually , i 'm kind of tired , so i think i 'm just going to go home . vincent : ok . lindsay : it 's been a pleasure . vincent : all mine . shaun , i 'm going to need you to drop a coin on vega 's next fight . shaun : how much ? vincent : a ship load . shaun : you think he 's going to win ? vincent : i 'm not betting on vega . shaun : you 're betting against your own fighter ? medic : vega 's hand is pretty messed up . there 's no way this guy can fight . vincent : having a fighter does n't make it a game of loyalty . the game is profit and loss . i 'm in this for the profit . shaun : vega does n't seem like the kind of dude that 's going to take a fall . vincent : i 'm not going to sit here and discuss the ins and outs of professional boxing with you , shaun . brother , just make the bet . shaun : yeah . [ scene_break ] evangeline : thank you , nora , you are the greatest friend . you always have been . nora : i 'll see you when you get out , ok ? because i 'm not coming back to this hospital . bye , now . evangeline : i 'm so excited for you . you are finally going home . thank god . r.j. : yeah , it 's about damn time , too . nora : r.j .. r.j. : nora . evangeline , it 's good to see you . well , i would have had matthew along with me , but he 's decided to stay home , get everything ready at the house for your big homecoming . nora : oh , he 's been getting the house ready since i woke up . r.j. : yeah , i know . so had a talk with the young man , and he has agreed to do all the cleaning , cooking , and the dishes . nora : matthew ? r.j. : mm - hmm . nora : dishes ? r.j. : yeah . miracles happen . nora : yes , they do . r.j. : well , come on . let 's go get your stuff and get out of here . nora : ok . hey , i 'll see you soon . and you will see me . evangeline : bye . nora : love you . evangeline : love you , too . r.j. : take it easy . evangeline : thanks . layla : hey , vange . evangeline : hey . layla : the bandages are off . how you feeling ? i 'm so sorry . evangeline : it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] antonio : of course i would do anything for my family , and as you recall , i did . and when i found out that you and the baby were gone , i was going crazy , all right ? and i would n't let anybody stop me from getting to you . jessica : that 's what i 'm talking about . maybe you and nash are n't so different . antonio : hey , you know what ? that 's enough of that , all right ? he kidnapped you , and i still think you should press charges . jessica : i do n't want him to go to jail . and i do n't want us to argue about this anymore . antonio : who 's arguing ? i -- jessica : listen -- what i want is to get the baby and for us to go to bed . antonio : ohh . ok . jessica : ok . [ scene_break ] hugh : you ready to go ? kelly : yeah , but not home . not yet . hugh : all right . then let 's go get some coffee . wait -- coffee , pregnant -- maybe not . kelly : yeah . hugh : decaf -- or tea ? herbal tea ? kelly : ok . [ scene_break ] john : who knows where that gun is . on second thought , maybe you do . then again , maybe we 'll never find it again . but think about what we talked about tonight . you 're going down , truman , all the way down . todd : damn right he is . spencer : uh - oh , lookie here . backup 's been called in . starr : dad , i saw you come in . todd : hey . blair : starr , what in the world are you doing in a nightclub , young lady ? starr : i was outside . mary j. blige was singing . what , you 're going to tell me that i ca n't listen to her from outside the back door ? you 're so annoying . blair : oh , this is just really rich . i do n't know which is worse , todd -- her in the alley or in a nightclub . todd : she came to hear some music , blair , not to drink or whore it like some people we know . let 's hope she did n't get your gene when it comes to that stuff . david : spencer , we need to have a private conversation . spencer : not now , david . blair needs me . david : oh , this is more important , i assure you . tell blair you just got paged . spencer : all right . hey , i 'm sorry to interrupt . listen , i just got paged from the hospital . i 've got to go . you want a ride home ? todd : where is home ? your hotel room ? blair : no . look , i want to take starr back to dorian 's , and i 'm going to check on jack . spencer : all right . i 'll see you later . blair : ok . david : i should probably get going , too . good night , good night , blair , todd , starr . good night . john : vickers is going to meet up with truman . natalie : john ? john : what ? natalie : whether you like it or not , david 's on the same team . john : you 're right , i do n't like it . natalie : but he seems to know what he 's doing , so let him do it . [ scene_break ] nora : mmm . oh , my god . coffee . oh , you 're so wonderful . i have n't had this in how many months ? oh , i could n't even bribe matthew to bring me a cup in the hospital . r.j. : well , what did you expect ? i mean , he is the top cop 's kid . nora : yeah , that 's true . probably should have raised a gangster criminal like you . [ nora laughs ] but you would have made me run a mile for it , so -- r.j. : hey , you know , that 's a good idea . nora : do n't you get any ideas . r.j. : do n't worry . i 'm not suicidal . nora : oh , this is bliss . just bliss . all those months , i never thought i would ever be able to do this , to come outside and see this . r.j. : well , i knew you 'd make it home . nora : no , you did n't . r.j. : well , you know what ? i do not look up enough . nora : it 's only when you ca n't that you miss it like hell . r.j. : well , i missed you like hell . nora : oh , i missed you , too , r.j . r.j. : so , ready to go ? nora : yes . am i ever . r.j. : you sit tight . let me get your chair . nora : no . i 'm doing this myself , thanks . do grab my coffee for me , wo n't you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : good night , my sweet little girl . antonio : hey . jessica : hi . antonio : i 'm sorry . jessica : about what ? antonio : tonight . everything i said . i 'm just having a hard time accepting nash . i really do n't want him in our life . jessica : i know . i totally understand . antonio : it ca n't be easy for you , either . he 's constantly reminding you of everything you 're trying so hard to forget . jessica : antonio , i do n't want to talk about it . antonio : ok . oh , wow . such a beautiful night . look at the stars . they look like you can just reach out and touch them . [ scene_break ] nash : your mommy is a little bit like a star in manhattan . i know . you ca n't see her , but it does n't mean she 's not there . and with any luck , some morning , you are going to open your pretty blue eyes , and there she will be , clear as a star in the sky . claudia : it 's on me . nash : thank you . i 've been hard on you . claudia : yeah , you have . nash : i wanted to blame you . i wanted to blame anyone for antonio finding me and jessica and the baby , but you distracted him so that i could get them away . thank you . claudia : i owed you . you took the blame f my father 's death . i know that daddy did some awful things , but he only did them because he loved me . at least he loved me when i was in trouble . i know -- i mean , he was still my dad , and -- i loved him . i really miss him . [ scene_break ] layla : what did the doctor say ? are they going to run more tests ? evangeline : yes . but he did n't seem hopeful . layla : oh . then we 'll get a second or a third opinion . you ca n't give up . evangeline : layla , he 's the best there is . and i 'm -- i 'm tired . i 'm tired of being hopeful and praying i 'm going to get my sight back , thinking `` maybe `` and then hearing `` probably never . `` i had just accepted that i was going to be blind for the rest of my life . and then i got my hopes up again , and it was for nothing , so i 'm done with it . i 'm done with it . it did n't work . i 'm just going to accept it . i 'm just going to move on . it 's fine . it 's fine . i 'm going to be ok . [ scene_break ] vincent : mmm , mmm , mmm . shaun : i dropped that coin . hmm . vincent : oh . outstanding , cadet , outstanding . cristian : good to see you , shaun . vincent : huh . vega . cristian : you wanted to see me ? vincent : of course i do . hey , the promoter got a venue for that fight . you up to it ? cristian : you bet . vincent : good , good , good . how 's your hand ? cristian : my hand 's perfect . just get me that fight . need it . vincent : oh , it 's as good as baked . i got faith . it 's going to be my biggest payday yet . cristian : count on that . vincent : oh , i am , my friend , i am . [ scene_break ] todd : the walls are closing in on your boyfriend . i mean , pretty soon you 'll be giving him conjugal visits . blair : spencer is n't guilty of anything , todd . todd : you 're sure about that , huh ? you were sure i was guilty . blair : come on , sweetie . let 's go home . starr : what ? and then what ? you 're going to go sleep with dr. truman ? todd : oh , i 'll take you to dorian 's , honey . and then we 'll go get some french- fried potatoes . natalie : blair 's so stupid . spencer is a lying , murdering , disgusting pig . john : maybe she 's not so stupid . look , i should go check on david and truman . natalie : john , you ca n't follow them . david will tell you everything that he finds . spencer screwed him over in a big way . i mean , he thought that he killed your father for all these years . that 's a hard thing to live with . he wants to bust spencer as much as you do . john : i know . i screwed up . natalie : how ? john : i should have vickers wear a wire . [ scene_break ] spencer : oh , oh , what a beautiful night . i love it down here . david : the fog is three feet thick , you moron . spencer : i know , i know . there 's just something so comforting about it . it 's almost as if you 're kind of invisible , you know , like you could do just about anything you wanted to and no one would even be able to see you . david : spencer , you may be shallow , but you 're not invisible . i 'm standing right in front of you , and i can see you . spencer : so what 's going on , david ? david : you lied to me . you blackmailed me . and you let me believe that i was a murderer for 25 years . well , guess what , dear brother . it is payback time . [ next_on ] dorian : you 're pregnant , are n't you ? natalie : david did n't kill your father , spencer truman did . david : what are you waiting for , you coward ? admit what you did .
nora is released from the hospital . rj comes to pick her up . they stop on the way at the park and have coffee . she has n't had a glorious drop of java in a long time . they would n't bring her any when she was in the hospital . it is time to go now . rj starts getting the wheelchair but nora insists on getting to it herself . vincent is ready to make his move . he sends shaun to make a huge bet on the next vega fight . cristian is his fighter but he is betting that the man will lose . rj wants to get into business with vincent but vincent will not entertain that idea . lindsay cautions layla about her entanglement with vincent . kelly had a great time with hugh at the concert . she found out more about him and she met his friend vincent . she and he decide to have some tea now . she pulls him to the dance floor . he is surprised at her forwardness but dances with her anyway . john goes over to spencer and blair and he and spencer trade words on thomas 's murder . spencer knows that he is the number one suspect . he feels that he is blamed for everything that goes wrong in llanview . later , david follows spencer out of the club and tells him that now it is all about payback . evangeline has her bandages taken off . the doctor will still work on her but for now she ca n't see . it did n't work . nora comes to visit and todd takes the doctor 's fancy suite from him for failing . layla comes to see her sister and learns the ugly truth . evangeline does n't want to try anymore . she is given up .
starr : cole , what are you doing here ? cole : i wanted to see you . starr : i do n't want to talk about it now . cole : when you called yesterday , i thought maybe you 'd be cool with talking . starr : just not now , ok ? i want to go see my dad . cole : listen , what i have to say wo n't take long , and i do n't think it 'd be good for you , me , or your dad to say it in front of him . listen , it wo n't take long , i promise . [ scene_break ] todd : evangeline -- blair : what -- what -- what is it , todd ? what ? todd : evangeline -- evangeline . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm guessing you 're not here on a scavenger hunt . adriana : may i come in ? adriana : i was a fool , rex . tate would have killed us , all of us . rex : yep . i do believe that was his plan . one by one , right off the palace roof . adriana : i trusted him . rex : what 's important is that he did n't hurt anyone -- this time . and now , he 's going to spend a long time in a cage for everything he 's done . adriana : that 's not the only thing i feel foolish about . i let him come between us . [ scene_break ] roxy : oh , antonio ! me over here . antonio : hi , roxy . roxy : oh , jamie , you look beautiful , as usual . jamie : thank you . roxy : how come i have n't seen you in the shop in a long time ? not that you need it or anything like that . but i think that pretty hair of yours needs a little trim . jamie : ok . roxy : have you not come in because jessica usually makes the appointments ? antonio : well , uh , i 'll be making them from now on . roxy : yeah , well , listen , mister , you got to stay ahead of those follicular appointments , now that you and jessica are divorced . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , this is n't exactly -- hmm -- how i pictured our first morning together as husband and wife . but you 're exactly how i pictured you . nash : well , the niagara falls may have stopped falling , but every time i look in your eyes , i fall deeper and deeper in love . jessica : does that mean the honeymoon 's over ? nash : oh -- how dare you . no . oh , wait -- wait till you see what i got planned for our one - day anniversary . and our 1,000th - day anniversary . and our 10,000th - day anniversary . this is nothing . [ knock on door ] nash : go away . [ jessica chuckles ] natalie : ok , this is unique . jessica : hey , we 're on our honeymoon . nash : hey , let me guess . you are here to go over the falls in a barrel . it 's niagara falls . [ jessica laughs ] natalie : oh , ho - ho - ho . nash : see it ? natalie : ok . it 's cute . nash : huh ? yeah . jessica : so what are you doing busting in on us while we are in bed on our honeymoon ? natalie : sorry . i -- i wanted to come by and let you know -- i wanted to give you some news before you saw it on tv . jessica : that does n't sound good . natalie : marty saybrooke confessed to killing spencer truman . [ scene_break ] john : sit down . miles : why am i here ? john : what , are you deaf ? sit down ! miles : you did n't answer my question . john : start writing . miles : well , what do you want me to write ? john : your confession . [ scene_break ] antonio : jamie , why do n't you go in the back and see if you can find abuela ? jamie : ok . antonio : ok ? all right . thanks for the tip , roxy . i 'd like a little practice organizing jamie 's calendar . roxy : you know , give it some time . you know , i bet there 's a bunch of stuff that you 're not really privy to , and -- well , let me just tell you , though . you got to call tamara , because she 's the best with jamie 's hair , and she 's real popular with all the kids . she 's a regular pip piper . antonio : i -- i will make sure and call the salon tomorrow . roxy : well , listen , man , i know it 's really tough being a single parent . you know , i mean , i was with natty , because walter -- i think that was his name -- my husband -- he was n't around very much . and believe me , she was a handful . antonio : yeah , well , jamie 's a good girl . she 's sweet and calm , and i 'm really lucky . roxy : yeah , she 's a real doll baby . you know , vega , you look good . antonio : um -- thanks ? roxy : yeah . i mean , it 's amazing , you know , the way you just bounce back so good . antonio : yeah , the surgery was a while ago . roxy : i 'm just surprised that you 're taking it so well about nash and jessica . antonio : what did you just say ? roxy : did i just say something ? [ scene_break ] natalie : so , she said that she remembers everything except for stabbing the son of a bitch . jessica : well , then maybe she did n't do it . natalie : repressed memories -- you know about that . nash : well , wait a minute . marty -- she 's a -- she 's a shrink . if anybody knows about repression , should n't it be her ? natalie : that 's not funny . nash : it was n't meant to be funny . jessica : i -- i do n't get this . poor marty . i mean , she 's a really good person . i do n't believe that she would do something like this . natalie : it makes sense , jess . i mean , she walks in right as blair 's about to be raped . considering everything she 's been through , well , it 's no wonder that she snapped . nash : and miles knew about this ? natalie : well , she says he did . jessica : wow . it 's -- i thought miles was a nice guy . i do n't know how he could possibly think that he could blackmail marty into loving him . natalie : well , miles says that he loves marty . he probably felt like he did n't have any other choice , and i 'm sure he did n't know any better . nash : it sounds like you feel sorry for the guy . natalie : look , if he 's guilty -- jessica : well , if he was n't guilty , natalie , then he would n't have to threaten cole . i mean , that 's heartless . natalie : so you 're not going to hear miles ' side of the story , then ? you know , just because somebody does something bad does not make them evil . [ scene_break ] miles : you want me to write a confession ? john : you 'll be making it easier on yourself . miles : well , by going to prison ? john : plead guilty , and you avoid the embarrassment of a trial , and i 'll bet the d.a . recommends a lighter sentence . miles : i 'm not confessing to anything , because i did n't do anything . you know , you do n't have any evidence . that 's why you want me to write this creative little essay saying i did it . john : you -- you kind of sound like truman right now . he would get this sort of whiny , high - pitched quality to his voice when he was getting defensive . miles : yeah . well , that 'll happen when you 're constantly being persecuted . john : persecuted , prosecuted – does n't matter to me , as long as you end up in a six - by - nine cell . miles : hmm . well , you never got spencer in that six - by - nine cell , did you ? john : no , we fitted him for a box , instead . miles : you know , you sound like you 're trying to intimidate me . but you would n't want me to write a confession under duress , would you ? that would be inadmissible . john : ah , but eyewitness testimony is n't . we have a signed affidavit that you falsely imprisoned todd manning . that , at the very least , makes you an accessory to kidnapping . miles : you think i did all that ? john : i know you did . and that 's just number one on a laundry list . by the time we 're done with you , you 're going to wish you ended up like truman . i think she 's got 16 kids . for me it was pink floyd . [ scene_break ] rex : let 's forget about tate . that was the past , and there 's nothing we can do about it . adriana : rex , we ca n't just forget about it . it 's always going to be there . things changed for us when tate came into our lives . rex : tate was the problem . now he 's not . adriana : our problems were n't because of tate . rex : ok . they were because of me . i acted like a jealous idiot . ok , but -- but -- but damn it , that guy that -- he flirted with you , he -- he baited me . he -- he jumped up and down on a couch on national television saying that you were the girl of his dreams . adriana : this is not about any of that nonsense . tate killed people because of me . [ scene_break ] starr : hold on to it , cole , ok , because i know what you 're going to say -- you 've said already . cole : that is not true . i have n't said everything . and even if i did , i 'm going to keep repeating myself until you understand why i did it and forgive me . starr : you know , i got that text message that matthew sent me . he told me to give you a second chance . did you tell him to text that to me , or did you take his phone and text it yourself ? cole : i did n't even know he said that . starr : and i 'm supposed to believe that ? cole : yeah , i wish you would . but matthew 's all right . you know , we 've been talking a lot lately , and some about you . starr : you 've been talking to him about me ? cole : yeah . i mean , he knows you pretty well , and he 's looking at this whole thing at an angle that you and i are n't . starr : this is n't about what matthew or anybody else thinks , this is about the way i feel . cole : valid . so what is it ? do you hate me , or do you love me ? [ scene_break ] blair : shh . shh , shh , shh . todd : evangeline -- blair : hey . you -- you were just having a nightmare . todd : no , i was having a dream about evangeline . blair : you want some water ? todd : uh -- yeah , thanks . blair : how are you feeling ? todd : um -- a little better . no shakes anymore . i guess i 'm detoxed . thank you . blair : the doctor said it would take a couple of days for it all to get out of your system , so i guess it 's a good thing . todd : my dreaming about evangeline upsets you , does n't it ? blair : well , it depends on what the dream is . todd : i dreamt she was here . blair : sorry . she 's not . todd : did she come and visit me while i was unconscious ? blair : she 's not coming . todd : did i do something to piss her off ? blair : uh -- not that i 'm aware of . todd : then why did n't she come to see me ? blair : you know , todd , we can -- we can talk about all this later . todd : no . let 's talk about it now . you know something . tell me . blair : well , while you were gone , there was a white supremacist group that did some nasty things around town . todd : and they did something to evangeline ? blair : the group is called `` one pure people , `` and they gassed cristian 's loft , and evangeline -- she 's -- todd : she 's not dead , is she ? blair : no , she 's not dead . todd : but ? blair : she 's in a coma . todd : what 's the prognosis ? blair : they do n't know . todd : well , who are her doctors , some llanview quack ? what -- blair : no . i hear they 're really good ones . todd : you know what ? good 's not good enough for me . i 'm going to go see her . blair : hey , todd , come on . todd : i want you to get on the phone -- blair : no , no , todd -- todd ! todd : i want you to get on the phone -- do n't touch me -- and i want you to contact the top toxicologist in the nation . blair : todd , come on . evangeline is not here , ok ? she 's in a private hospital . todd : i do n't care . i want to go see her . i 'll take an ambulance , i do n't care . blair : todd , please -- just , please , would you -- you ca n't do this , todd . now get back in bed . they 're only letting family in , any -- they 're only letting family in . and if you bust a stitch -- [ todd groans ] blair : you 're going to be here longer . now just come on . todd : all right . all right . [ blair sighs ] todd : when i get better , i 'm going to go see her , and i do n't care about some family - only policy . i 'm going to tell them i 'm her brother or something . blair : oh , yeah , well , that -- i 'm sure they would probably figure that one out . todd : i 'll get in there . i 'll find a way . blair : i 'm sure you will . you always do . todd : you 're damn straight . blair : well , i guess this is as good a time to talk about this as any . todd : what , there 's more ? blair : i think we should talk about your feelings for evangeline . you still have them , do n't you ? todd : of course i do . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't want to talk about it . cole : what , ever ? starr : i do n't want to talk about it now . cole : ok , so when ? after you see your dad ? tonight ? tomorrow ? i mean , just tell me . starr : you know , my aunt viki said that sometimes if you just give things a little bit of time , they can get better . cole : yeah , ok , maybe , sometimes , but sometimes they get worse if you do n't deal with them . starr : why are you pushing me on this ? cole : because i love you , and you love me . all right , we 've been through a lot of crap together . our relationship is far from normal , but we 've survived . and as bad as i screwed up , i 'm not going to let this one beat us . [ scene_break ] adriana : if i had been more aware , evangeline would n't be in a coma . rex : do not take the blame for that . adriana : we nearly all died because of that pig . rex : we were n't killed , and that was because of you . it was you who went through tate 's backpack and found the o.p.p . medallion . it was you who got suspicious and told me . if it was n't for you , i never would have called bo , talia would have never showed up on that rooftop and stopped him from killing again . it was you who got him caught . adriana : but even as it was happening , i still did n't want to believe it was true . rex : that 's because you could n't believe anyone could be filled with that much hate . and that 's a cool thing , adriana . tate did what he did because he 's an insane , lying , murdering arsonist . he 's the idiot . adriana : i accepted him based on faith . and every time you criticized him , i let him get closer . i should have listened to you . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm sorry , but i thought you said jessica married nash . roxy : is that what you thought i said , antonio ? i say so many things that pop out of my big mouth that people think that they thought that they knew what i said . antonio : no , roxy , that 's what you said . roxy : well , no , i say a lot of stuff , but -- you know , a lot of weird stuff , too , man . you know me . antonio : then what did you mean ? roxy : well , what i meant was , you look good . you really look good . antonio : what 's going on , roxy ? roxy : nothing 's going on . it 's just you really look good , because you 've been through major surgery and a big explosion and it was scary , and you 're a trouper , so what i 'm saying is you look good . you really look good . antonio : did jessica marry nash ? roxy : in the hospital ? no , because there are rules against that . that would be a really stupid thing . i mean , i think there are rules against getting married while you 're waiting for a liver . ooh , whoops . sorry , i got to dash . i got a fry - and - dye out there . listen , do n't forget -- make sure that you call tamara , ok ? all right , sorry i got to fly like this . bye ! [ scene_break ] natalie : all -- all i 'm saying is that we should listen to miles ' side of the story before we judge him without knowing all the facts . jessica : oh , the facts . you mean , the lies about what he did n't do to todd , marty , and cole ? natalie : you know , i do n't think this is the best time to talk about this . i just wanted to let you know because i know that you and marty are really good friends . jessica : thank you , natalie . i appreciate that . natalie : now , listen to me . this is an order . you are to get better so you can get out of here , all right ? jessica : that 's the plan . natalie : enjoy your honeymoon . jessica : that 's the plan , too . nash : mm - hmm . natalie : see ya . jessica : see ya , natalie . marty could never kill anyone . nash : yeah . but if she did -- and only if she did kill spencer -- then i mean , come on , any judge in their right mind would have to take into consideration everything that was -- you know , this and -- jessica : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . nash : yeah . jessica : you know , we should call her and let her know that we 'll help her in any way that we can . nash : that is a good idea . jessica : you know , i knew it . i knew there was something going on when she got married to miles . it 's not like marty to jump into marriage so quickly . nash : like us . jessica : we 're different . we are bombs - away crazy in love ! nash : oh , are we , really , truly ? jessica : and we also have to phone antonio . nash : oh , you know , i 'll do it for you . jessica : no , nash . he should hear it from me . nash : yeah . jessica : thank you . [ phone rings ] antonio : what do you want , brennan ? jessica : um -- no , antonio , it 's me , jessica . antonio : oh . well , what do you want ? jessica : i -- i need to speak with you . antonio : ok , well , go ahead and talk . jessica : no . i 'm -- i 'm sorry , in person . would you mind coming down to the hospital ? antonio : sure . jessica : thank you . [ scene_break ] john : tell me about marty . why her ? miles : i love marty . i would do anything for her . john : then you got a pretty twisted idea of what love is . miles : you know , i disagree , detective . when you le somebody , you 'll do anything to be with them . john : and you did , did n't you ? just like truman did with blair . miles : you 're trying to bait me , are n't you ? huh . you know , you 've been asking all the questions . how about if i ask one ? how far have you been willing to go in the name of love ? [ scene_break ] antonio : so , how are things with the transplant going ? jessica : so far , so good . antonio : i 'm glad . you wanted to tell me something ? jessica : yeah . um -i just wanted you to hear it from me first . antonio : that you and nash got married ? jessica : who told you ? antonio : roxy . jessica : i 'm sorry . it was n't her place to tell you . antonio : no , she did n't mean to . she actually tried to cover -- you know , roxy being roxy . to be perfectly honest with you , i did n't believe her until you called . jessica : i 'm sorry . you should not have found out that way . antonio : so did you get married the same day the divorce went through ? jessica : well , no , not exactly . but we just , we wanted to get married -- antonio : how did you get a marriage license so fast ? is there , like , a drive- through agency or something ? jessica : my mom pulled a few strings . antonio : oh , yes , of course . it 's nice having string - pulling parents . jessica : antonio -- would you just let me talk , please ? explain . antonio : i 'm sorry . go ahead . jessica : we -- nash and i wanted to get married right away because we did n't think that we would have another chance . i was sick -- you have no idea how sick i was . it was worse than the first time , and i thought , everybody thought -- except for nash -- that i was n't going to make it . antonio : well , i wish someone had told me . jessica : there was no reason for you to worry , too . antonio : i suppose . jessica : antonio , if there had been time , i would 've told you before it happened rather than surprising you with this news after -- antonio : what would you like me to do with this , jess ? would you like me to say `` congratulations `` ? do you need help with your reception ? jessica : no . i do n't want anything from you . i just -- i just thought that you deserved to hear it from me , and to hear that i 'm sorry . i -- the last thing that i would ever want to do is to hurt you by getting married so quickly after our marriage ended . antonio : right , and you think this hurts me any more than you having an affair behind my back ? [ scene_break ] cole : starr , i have something else to say . i 'm really sorry . starr : cole , you 've said that already . cole : you know , i wish i could 've made the other choice , just to tell my mom or tell the cops , but you have to understand -- my mom is the most important person in my life . i mean , i -- no , listen , i love her so much . she has always had my back , even if she was getting on to me for something that i did . i mean , you do n't understand the sacrifices that she 's made for me . now , i 'm not making excuses and i know that you think what i did was wrong . but sometimes , people do the wrong things for the right reasons . starr : that 's exactly what my aunt viki said . cole : oh , your aunt 's a smart lady . starr : yeah , sometimes . cole : starr , listen , i know what i did was wrong . ok , and you have every right to break up with me . i kept a secret from you , i kept a secret from the whole world . well , i believe in my heart that this is something , no matter how wrong , something you can forgive me for . listen to me . look at me . i love you , ok ? and after we got back together at prom , i promised to never lose you again . and i 'm going to keep that promise . i know that i hurt you and disappointed you , but i swear i will make it up to you if you just give me the chance . [ scene_break ] blair : you and evangeline are -- todd : friends . blair : nothing more ? todd : i did n't take her to chicago with me , did i ? blair : no , only because you did n't want her to get hurt . todd : that 's because i wanted to handle it myself . and i would 've if you had n't decided to plop down next to me on the plane . blair : you did n't argue . todd : actually , i recall i did , but you 're so pigheaded . blair : well , no worse than you , todd . todd : yeah , well -- huh , huh . i knew i 'd ditch you -- huh . and i did , did n't i ? blair : ha - ha - ha - ha , and that was a big mistake , now , was n't it ? todd : oh , that 's just because i got caught with my guard down , that 's all . yeah , that was a mistake . but i 'll tell you , if i had n't gone to that crack house by myself , we 'd both be in trouble , maybe even dead . and then what about the kids ? i did the right thing , that 's for sure . blair : mm - hmm . the world according to todd . todd : cut it out . you know what ? if you do n't mind , i 'm here detoxing from god knows what , so i 'm a little wrecked . blair : oh , well , a few minutes ago , you were ready to roll on down to evangeline 's bedside , were n't you ? todd : how does this have anything to do with evangeline ? blair : well , she 's a part of it . todd : enough -- i do n't want to have this conversation right now . blair : you might not , todd , but you know what ? i do . [ scene_break ] miles : my guess is that you do n't have a lot of experience doing things in the name of love . john : and my guess is you do n't know anything about me . but to clarify , since you seem so interested in my personal life , no , miles , i 've never committed a felony – i.e . , rape , murder , kidnapping -- in order to prove to someone that i loved them . miles : well , when a man loves a woman , he 'd break any law . he 'd overcome any obstacle , he 'd face any danger in order to be with her . john : well , it sounds to me like you 're either a psychopath or you watched one too many bad chick flicks in that hospital . miles : yeah , well , maybe you have n't watched enough . you do n't really know what a woman wants or how to treat her . john : well , i 'm thinking that you 're going to tell me . miles : well , if you would have , natalie never would 've left you . john : you done ? miles : yeah . john : good . pick up that pen . worried about my wife . i want to know how she is . john : i 'll bet you are . start writing . so , what did you really think of , `` too hot the night `` ? [ scene_break ] rex : do n't you think you 're being a little hard on yourself ? adriana : no , i do n't . tate was evil personified and i was all enamored with his charm and distinction , wanting to believe every word out of his mouth . but you knew . rex : i did n't know his hero was hitler . i just knew something was wrong with him . adriana : the fact is , rex , you knew something was off and i should 've listened to you . but instead , i just blew you off . i thought tate was harmless and that you were being jealous , and it 's not the first time ! huh -- i just ca n't believe how gullible and idiotic i can be . rex : i prefer to call that `` innocence . `` adriana : yeah , well , t innocence nearly got us all killed . rex : knock it off , will you ? none of that matters . we 're safe -- it 's over , adriana . adriana : is it really ? rex : you know it is . tate 's going to be in jail for a long time . adriana : that 's not what i meant . [ scene_break ] cole : starr , i made the wrong choice , but i do love you . i 'm sorry , and until you forgive me , i 'm going to breathe it , think it , speak it . starr : cole ? if you do n't do anything to be sorry for , you 'll never have to say it again , right ? cole : does that mean -- starr : i forgive you . [ scene_break ] todd : you did n't seem to care about us before chicago . in fact , i recall asking to get back together with you and you said , `` to hell with you , todd . `` blair : i never stopped looking for you , todd , not once -- ever . oh , come on . i mean , you -- you know what we 're like when one of us is hurt or -- or missing . it 's like we 're one , we know it . todd : yeah ? so ? blair : so it 's -- i do n't know how to explain it . we 're -- you know it , too . we 're connected . todd : huh . where was that connection before chicago ? what changed your mind , blair ? was it -- was it my absence ? i mean , i know that it makes the heart grow fonder . or are you just jealous of evangeline ? blair : you can be such a son of a bitch sometimes , you know that ? why do you always have to make everything so difficult , todd ? todd : i 'm not being difficult -- i 'm being realistic . every time you change your mind about something , you expect everyone else to just do an about - face -- follow blair . blair : `` everyone `` meaning you . todd : yeah , me . blair : well , this is n't about us this time -- it 's about our kids . they miss their daddy . they need their father ! todd : you know , being there for our kids does not mean we have to be there for each other . blair : ok , you know what ? you 're right , you 're right . we should n't have this discussion right now . [ scene_break ] miles : you arrested marty for murder ? john : was n't that what you wanted ? after all those times you -- you threatened to go to the police and tell them that she killed truman if she did n't marry you ? then again , i guess spending her life in jail away from her son sounded a hell of a lot better to her than spending the rest of her life with you . miles : what 's going to happen to her ? john : the real question is , what 's going to happen to you ? you are in deep guano -- miles : i want to know what 's happening with marty . john : well , she 's not part of the equation . you know what is part of the equation ? the charges against you , the federal charges against you -- shall i repeat them to you ? miles : no . john : tell you what , laurence -- does n't look good , but there is a -- a little glimmer of light , a little -- little beacon of hope at the end of the tunnel . miles : i 'm not confessing to anything . john : suit yourself . let me tell you something -- that 's the only way you 're getting any leniency . and as for statesville prison , it 's going to make that hospital you grew up in seem like a beach in tahiti . yeah -- ah . i 'm going to go stretch my legs . when i get back , there better be ink on paper , or the deal is off . no one goes in or out -- no one , you understand me ? all right , i 'll be back in a minute . officer : yes , sir . [ scene_break ] jessica : you have every right to be angry and bitter . antonio : well , thank you for your permission , but i 'm not angry or bitter . but i am a realist . and the reality is that you want to wash away your guilt by having me say , it 's ok , i forgive you . `` and the truth is you 've done nothing but say and do things that have hurt me , and i am not going to say `` it 's ok `` and i am not going to say `` i forgive you . `` you betrayed my love for you . and you broke every vow you made on our wedding day . it 's pretty obvious neither one of them meant anything to you . jessica : that 's not true . antonio : you know what ? i -- i work with evidence every single day -- that 's my job . i know evidence . and the evidence in this case -- jessica : this is n't a case , antonio . this is our life . antonio : no , it is `` your `` life -- jess , not mine . i hope your marriage to her lasts longer than mine . [ scene_break ] rex : lot of things are over . adriana , tate destroyed them and they 're not coming back . evangeline 's in a coma , vincent 's friend is dead , you and me -- adriana : what about you and me ? did he destroy that , too ? [ scene_break ] rex : what 's in here , no one can destroy . cole : is your dad ok ? starr : um , well , they moved him into another room , but he 'll be fine . cole : well , when you go see him , i want to go with you . starr : i do n't think that that 's such a good idea . i mean , he 's still in bed and everything , but he might find enough strength to sit up and strangle you . cole : i have to make a new start with him . [ phone rings ] starr : i know -- cole : hey , matthew . dude , what 's up ? i got good news . uh -- no , i have n't heard anything . why , what happened ? all right . thanks for telling me . they just arrested my mom for killing spencer . i got to go . starr : hey -- not without me . [ scene_break ] blair : todd , the last thing i wanted to do was to have a fight with you . todd : are we fighting ? considering our history , this seems more like a nice , quiet little chat . blair : well , whatever it is , i think we should wait until you 're a little stronger . todd : honey , when i 'm stronger , you 're not going to be able to handle me . blair : oh , see ? i do n't think so . i think i 've always been able to handle you . todd : only because i let you . whew . blair : i never gave up on you , todd -- never . todd : i know . that 's funny -- i felt -- i felt your presence when you were close to me , too . thank you . a lot 's changed since chicago . blair : yeah . i guess we have a lot of things to figure out . todd : we 'll figure them out . [ scene_break ] john 's voice : and as for statesville prison , it 's going to make that hospital you grew up in seem like a beach in tahiti . miles : oh . john : laurence ai n't quite as dumb as he looks , bo . wo n't be long before he lawyers up . well , i just told him the only way he could get a deal is to pen a confession . hopefully , by now , he 's getting writer 's cramp . natalie : hi , louis . is this where they 're holding miles laurence ? louis : yeah , but i ca n't let anyone in . natalie : oh . john 's orders ? of course . well , my uncle bo said that i could see him , so you 'll just have to talk to him , although he was up all night with this stupid case , so he might be a little cranky when we wake him up . louis : that 's ok . i mean , if he said it 's all right , then it 's ok . natalie : thank you . louis : just do n't be long . natalie : are you all right ? miles : not really . natalie : what are you writing ? miles : my confession . natalie : john told you to do this ? bad idea . [ next_on ] marty : i 'm not sorry that i stopped spencer . miles : you 're doing this to screw over john mcbain . talia : you need to find somebody new . adriana : please give me another chance . jessica : if you want something , you 've got to grab it . if you love someone , you ca n't let them go .
rex tries to convince adriana that she is not responsible for what tate did . rex assures her that he still has feelings for her and then he kisses her . when antonio comes by the diner , roxy mentions , in front of jamie , that antonio and jessica are divorced . roxy makes things even worse when she lets it slip that nash and jessica are married . jessica calls antonio to come to the hospital . antonio lets jessica know that he is not happy that she had n't told him about her and nash getting married . jessica tries to apologize , but antonio refuses to listen to her . he lets her know that he is tired of her lies and he wants her to stay out of his life . cole questions starr as to whether she loves him or hates him . cole confesses to starr that he knows that he did wrong in keeping the secret from her about miles holding todd hostage . starr admits that she will forgive cole for what he did to her and her father . cole and starr are happily reunited . they , then , find out that paige was arrested . todd suffers a terrible dream about evangeline . blair reveals to todd that evangeline is in a coma and that he ca n't see her anyway . blair is stunned when todd tells her that he has feelings for evangeline . blair presses todd to discuss their relationship , but when she sees how painful it is for him , blair backs off . as john questions miles about his actions , miles defends his actions because he loves marty so much . john leaves miles alone to write his interrogation , but natalie manages to maneuver her way past john and stops him from writing his confession .
( acoustic guitar playing ) carlo : friends . mendorrans . countrymen . lend me your ears . we have been taken for fools for far too long . we have been under the rule of the crass whims of pretenders to the throne . the false reign of prince helmut and princess tina has come to an end . i give you the true heir to the hohenstein name , jonas chamberlain ! [ cheers ] carlo : and the woman who shall be his queen , talia hesser . [ cheers and applause ] [ scene_break ] [ antonio grunts ] cristian : take it easy . it 's me , it 's me . save your strength . you 're going to be okay , bro . cristian : this is going to hurt . [ antonio moans , grunts ] cristian : who did this to you ? was it carlo ? jonas ? antonio : yeah . tina said you were -- you were dead . cristian : i 'm here . antonio : what happened ? cristian : do n't talk . we got bigger problems . got to keep you from bleeding out . antonio : and stop a wedding . [ scene_break ] addie : you forced david to divorce me . the only thing i feel like taking on is you . [ violin plays ] dorian : what in heaven 's name is going on here ? david : addie cramer ? addie : yes , david ? david : will you marry me ? [ scene_break ] starr : where were you ? blair : oh , i -- i was -- starr : are they the same clothes you had on yesterday ? blair : no , they are n't . starr : yes , they are . you 're just getting in , are n't you ? blair : you are in no position to lecture me , young lady . starr : okay , but you were n't with dad , were you ? blair : god , no . starr : okay . i know you 're a grownup , but i just hope you used protection . [ scene_break ] nora : you 're dying to call david to find out if he 's gotten to dorian . clint : what makes you say that ? nora : your body language . clint : i 'm sitting here enjoying a late - afternoon lunch with you . nora : you have n't touched your sandwich and your feet are pointing towards the door . busted . [ doorbell rings ] clint : or clairvoyant . excuse me while i answer the door . hello , cole . cole : sir . clint : we had this talk before . why do n't you just call me clint , all right ? we 're family here . cole : right , sure . clint : okay . nora , work on him , would you ? nora : yeah . cole : hey , do you got a second ? nora : sure , shoot . cole : i need to know , straight up . nora : mm - hmm . cole : what are my chances of getting custody of my kid ? [ scene_break ] dallas : clint buchanan , you handsome devil . give me some sugar . clint : dallas ? dallas : in the flesh . [ scene_break ] dallas : asa buchanan , you lowdown , two - timing , three - timing brute . i ought to wear you out for what you have done . bo : i 'm sorry , ma'am . but i -- i have no idea what -- excuse me , dallas ? dallas : oh , no , you moron . we 're in paris , texas . rex : take it easy , lady . i 'm sorry . i did n't mean any disrespect , honest . dallas : hold on . you must be bo . rex : uh , yeah . dallas : well , now i 've heard all about you from your lowlife daddy . ms. renee divine . [ scene_break ] charlie : this is n't a `` see you around `` type of goodbye , is it ? viki : no , it 's just a little longer than that . charlie : are you actually going off somewhere ? viki : mm - hmm . i 'm going to africa . i 've been offered a sort of honorary ambassadorship to promote heart health , organ transplants . things like that . charlie : are you sure that you 're up for a trip like that ? viki : i think so , yeah . um , it -- it 'll be good , i think . charlie : well , it 's right up your alley . viki : mm - hmm . charlie : doctor says your okay -- viki : i spoke with my cardiologist who said that i 'm absolutely fine . i feel absolutely fine . charlie : then that 's what 's important . i mean , that you 're all right . viki : i will be , yeah . obviously , i 'm still concerned about jessica . you know , her situation is so tenuous , but she actually told me that she wants me to go . says she needs space . charlie : two oceans ' worth . that 's a lot of space . viki : yeah . charlie : i mean , for her but for you , too . viki : i know . to be honest with you , i -- i 'm not entirely sure i want that . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] well , you are the spittin ' image of your pa , and let 's just hope that 's where the likeness stops . bo : it 's , uh -- it 's real nice to see you , renee . [ renee chuckles ] renee : well , you just might change your mind about that after i put a bullet in your backside . rex : gee , pa. what 'd you do to rub this fine filly wrong ? [ renee chuckles ] renee : i am not livestock , and you are old enough to know just exactly what your daddy has done . bo : you know , i -- i 'm sorry , but i do n't know exactly what you 're talking about , but i can assure you -- renee : assure me ? the only thing i 'm sure of is that you have been runnin ' roughshod over a bunch of girls who can hardly stand up for themselves , much less stand up to the likes of a creature like you . bo : can you speak english ? renee : you are toyin ' with the affections of a single mother who is trying to provide for her child and makin ' promises you have no intention of keeping . [ scene_break ] clint : so , how has old london town been treating you ? dallas : not so well . my flat , completely destroyed during those floods last year . the whole place is totally gutted . clint : well , damn , i have a lot of happy memories of that flat . [ dallas chuckles ] dallas : you should see it now . a thing of beauty . clint : just like its owner . dallas : oh . what about you ? clint : oh , well , these days i 'm pretty much all buchanan enterprises . dallas : oh , well , not all , i hope . [ scene_break ] dorian : okay , that 's enough . this gig is over . stop ! thank you . there is going to be no wedding here today . david : i believe that 's for addie to decide . dorian : it 's already been decided , david . your marriage to my sister never existed . why do you refuse to accept that ? david : it 's been a whirlwind . neither of us truly knew what we had until it was gone , baby , gone . dorian : yes , you knew what you had . you had access to my bank account . david : `` we 've only just begun . so many roads to cross . we 'll start out walking and learn to run . `` addie : oh , david , that 's so beautiful . dorian : that 's the lyrics to a carpenters ' song . [ violinist plays `` we 've only just begun `` ] dorian : stop it ! who 's the guy in the suit ? david : the minister from bob 's bridal barn . dorian : david , you get out of here . you are not going to undo the undoing of your marriage to my sister . it 's over , fini , basta . david : dorian , i believe i was speaking to addie . you want to get paid ? [ violinist plays `` we 've only just begun `` ] [ scene_break ] david : so what do you say , addie , baby ? marry me -- a little ? antonio : ayudame . cristian : whoa , whoa , whoa , take it easy , okay ? antonio : no hay mucho tiempo . cristian : yeah , there wo n't be much time if you open up that wound . antonio : i 'll be fine . all right , we got to keep moving . hey , wait a second . where 's sarah ? antonio : cris , what happened to sarah ? cristian : i had her . even after the boat went over the falls , i -- i had a hold of her . cristian : but the water kept pulling and yanked her out of my hands . antonio : cris -- cristian : vamonos . antonio : cris , wait . cristian : sarah is gone , antonio . antonio : you do n't know that . cristian : yeah , well , you were n't there , you do n't know what it was like , okay ? i tried to save her . i had a hold of her but i could n't . it 's over ! it 's over ! cristian : it was over the minute i let hesser tie her to that boat . [ scene_break ] cain : if only i could find a way to get a hold of those jewels . tina : i am grieving for my daughter , you self - absorbed jerk , and all you can think about are those stupid jewels . carlo : you look positively regal . talia : drop dead . carlo : enjoy the nuptials . but please , do n't lose your heads . we have professionals on hand to help with that later . tina : you ca n't let them do this to us . cain : oh , mendorra , sweet , innocent child of mine ! civilized child , save us ! [ crowd boos ] carlo : in these dark times of tyranny , all we have to hold on to is the law . it is the life raft in the face of a sinking ship . tina : oh , like a sinking ship you tied my daughter to ? cain : yes , that 's right ! he killed tina 's daughter , a sweet , innocent child . [ crowd reacts ] cain : okay , yeah , yeah . we were imposters , okay ? but he , carlo hesser , is a murdering tyrant who -- [ crowd reacts ] carlo : mendorrans , mendorrans . these two have committed treason against your country . [ crowd reacts ] carlo : mendorran law is clear on that one point . such a crime merits only one punishment . death . [ cheers and applause ] [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] i can see y ' all got a mess of catchin ' up to do , so i am going to let you do your thang . bo : no . rex : it was a pleasure meeting you , renee . dallas : [ as renee ] thank you . rex : give him hell . [ renee laughs ] renee : you know , your son 's a real nice boy . bo : ah , he 's no son of mine . renee : oh , that 's funny because when you come up from reno , all you can do is gush over your boys and what hell raisers they are . that is until one of them starts to give it back to you and then all of a sudden , you 're a fit to disown them . bo : see , you do n't understand . renee : oh , oh , oh -- i do n't ? poor you , is that it ? you 're unappreciated ? or could it be that you are just plum awful with words ? i mean , seeing how you talk to your son , my girls , and even me -- bo : did i do something to offend you ? renee : i 'm over you . but emma bradley ? she 's got some notion that you are going to leave your batty wife and spirit her and her child off to fantasy land . now , are you going to make good on that word or are you going to cut her loose like you cut me ? [ scene_break ] blair : hey , hey , starr . starr : okay , all i 'm saying is the next time you take the walk of shame , you should 've come in from the back . blair : i have nothing to be ashamed of , but thank you so much for your advice . starr : i just try to learn from my own mistakes . blair : hey , hey . you feeling all right ? starr : um , yeah . i feel good , better actually . you know , i do n't feel sick all the time . i do n't feel like i have to throw up every minute . blair : well , you 're in your second trimester and pretty soon , that little baby in there is going to hear every word that you say . starr : really ? blair : yeah . i used to sing to you and jack all the time . starr : what 'd you used to sing ? blair : it takes years it takes time for the light to reach the earth and shine starr : look at you here you are burning bright [ blair gasps ] blair : i felt that . starr : oh -- she 's kicking . blair : oh ! [ scene_break ] cole : i ca n't believe starr 's really trying to push this on me . nora : well , she believes that she 's doing the right thing . cole : how is giving our baby away the right thing ? nora : if you do n't think this is the right thing , then you should n't sign these papers and you 'll retain parental custody . cole : but it wo n't stop there , will it ? nora : not if starr wants to challenge you . cole : okay , and if she does , what are my chances ? nora : well , you 'll win , but it wo n't be pretty . i mean , your lawyer 's going to have to dredge up a lot of stuff on starr and -- and use it against her . cole : wait , `` dredge up `` ? nora : dirt , dirt . filthy dirt , lots of it . cole : dirt about starr ? no , i 'm not going to do that . nora : okay , to win these cases , it 's not pretty . i mean , you saw what todd did to the mcbains when he was trying to win over sam . cole : me and starr are n't like that . nora : cole , sweety , this is family court and it 's brutal , and it 's personal , and once you start this , you do n't stop at anything but winning . cole : hey , i do n't want to win , nora . i just want what 's best for the baby . nora : i know that 's what you want . and i also know that 's what starr wants . but do you really think that 's what todd wants ? [ scene_break ] viki : i do n't want to be careless , you know , with my life here in llanview . charlie : why would leaving be careless ? viki : because i feel like i would be leaving everything to chance . charlie : okay , but what if the bigger risk is not taking the chance to sort out your life ? striking out for new experiences kind of worked out for you when you went to paris , texas , did n't it ? [ viki chuckles ] viki : so you 're telling me to -- to leave , huh ? charlie : viki , the last thing that i want in this world is for you to go . but what i want is n't necessarily what you need right now . viki : what do i need , charlie ? charlie : maybe you just need somebody to tell you that what you 're worried about leaving here is going to be right here when you get back . [ scene_break ] addie : david , you did everything right . the music , the speech , getting down on one knee . it was all so empty . david : what ? no , it 's not . it 's not empty . it 's full . it 's very full . addie : but not of love . david : what -- come here a second . what happened to us ? you were totally into me . snagging me was on your list . addie : so was dumping you . i just never got the chance till now . david : what ? [ dorian whispers ] addie : see ? david : `` one , try asopao . two , memorize the constitution . three , count to one million out loud . four , divorce david . five -- `` [ david gasps ] david : you were going to leave me just before taking a nudist cruise around the world ? addie : well , i could n't very well meet men on the cruise with my husband in tow , could i ? david : yeah , but when dorian made me sign those papers last night , you were so upset . and i want to go on the cruise . addie : being upset is part of the divorce experience . david , you 're loads of fun , and that body -- david : would look great on the cruise . addie : oh , it sure would . you 'll make a wonderful husband for someone one day . but you do n't love me . and i do n't love you . and the last thing on my list is love . david : okay , fine . but until you find love -- addie : it 's over for us , david . dorian : thank you ! ah ! you heard her , david . it 's over . okay , when are you going to finally get out of here ? [ scene_break ] starr : it 's like a little flutter . blair : how 's it make you feel ? starr : it makes me feel wiped from all the fighting . blair : what -- what do you mean , `` fighting `` ? what happened before ? was cole here or something ? starr : no , i have n't talked to him in a while . marcie 's lawyer sent him over the papers , and he has n't gotten back to me . blair : well , it 's a very big decision , sweetheart . starr : i know , but i really know that it 's what 's best for my baby , you know ? blair : well , maybe cole will come around . but in the meantime , you know , if you push him -- starr : i do n't want to push him , and i 'm not pushing him . i just -- i want our child to have the life that it deserves , you know ? but , i mean , what if he does n't sign those papers , and the adoption does n't go through ? then what happens ? is the baby just his ? [ scene_break ] dallas : i knew it . you and viki got back together . clint : uh , no , no . viki and i are just friends , and parents . dallas : ah . well , who , then ? do i know her ? clint : nora hanen . dallas : your brother 's ex - wife ? [ scene_break ] moe : [ as jeremiah ] you 're a man out of time , are n't you ? rex : how 'd you know ? jeremiah : well , it 's those threads , man . it 's 1968 . tune in and turn on . do n't be square . rex : uh , sorry , but tie - dye does n't do it for me . j jeremiah : oh , it 's not just the clothes , man . it 's your state of mind . have you ever seen someone through the space ? rex : what ? jeremiah : what are you doing tonight ? you ever been to a love - in ? dallas : [ as renee ] you 're always telling women what they want to hear , but you never back it up . bo : yeah , but , see , i never made any of those promises . renee : oh , i do n't want to hear it . jeremiah : hey , you two are killing my high . renee : just take care of it , because i 'm not so sure i can stop emma from doing what she 's prepared to do to you . bo : excuse me ? jeremiah : psst . psst , come here , sugar . i got something that 'll take that edge off . [ renee chuckles ] rex : how did that renee become our renee ? bo : the hell if i know , balsom . i swear , i do n't know anything anymore . [ scene_break ] [ wedding music playing ] cristian : if we 're going to save talia and get you out of here , we got to move now . antonio : how ? okay , because there 's no way we 're just going to walk out of here . cardinal : it is your duty , each of you , to find the greatest joy in the company of the other . to remember that in both interest and affection , you will be one , undivided . antonio : there 's way too many guards out there . cristian : got a suggestion ? antonio : put your cloak back on . cardinal : jonas byron chamberlain , will you take talia cosima hesser to be your wife ? jonas : i will . [ scene_break ] guard : who are you ? cristian : i am friar pablo . [ scene_break ] cardinal : and talia cosima hesser , will you take jonas byron chamberlain to be your husband ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i am here to transport this poor soul to the sanctuary before consecrating his body to the earth . [ scene_break ] cardinal : until death do you part ? talia : hell no . [ crowd gasps ] [ scene_break ] guard : royals say no to burial . cristian : what are we going to do with the body ? guard : crematorium . the prince wants it burned . [ scene_break ] dallas : hmm , you and nora , huh ? that must make for some interesting dinner parties . clint : we 're all adults . dallas : uh - huh . no overturned tables ? clint : uh , nope . dallas : no -- food fights ? clint : uh , yup . [ clint and dallas laugh ] dallas : there 's the buchanan family i know and love . a little bit country , whole lot of rock ' n ' roll . clint : now , what lucky guy has snapped you up ? dallas : me ? not one . clint : oh , two , then . oh , dallas , really , three ? dallas : no . it 's not like that . clint : okay , if you say so . dallas : yeah . clint : say , are you hungry ? dallas : oh , starving . hate airplane food . clint : i did n't know airplanes serve food anymore . come on out to the kitchen , i 'll make you something to eat and you can tell me all about it . dallas : that 's a done deal . clint : all right . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] hmm . what a pickle . moe : [ as jeremiah ] i could eat 50 more brownies right about now . renee : you know , i should just ban that man from my place . all he does is make chaos . jeremiah : a great man once said , `` all is chaos under heaven and the situation is excellent . `` rex : [ as bo ] so you going to slap me , pa ? bo : oh , knock it off , balsom . i 'll tell you what , i was a good kid . rex : [ as himself ] sounds like asa did n't make life easy . bo : clint and i handled it the best we could . but the way he treated women , you know , renee , my mother , that was tough . rex : was your mom always a little -- off ? bo : she had her good days . mostly bad . it did n't help that pa kept her locked up . clint and i tried to do something . you know what ? people think that being a buchanan is a free ride . nothing could be further from the truth . [ scene_break ] dorian : are you still here ? david : actually , the joke 's on you . i had to sell addie 's golf clubs to pay for the minister and the virtuoso . hope you 're happy . dorian : i am thrilled because addie has kicked you like the bad habit that you are . however , you know , as a lovely little farewell gift , i 'm going to allow you to keep all the designer clothes which you purchased at my expense . david : how can you be so heartless ? dorian : you are the one who left me at the altar . david : that again ? dorian : and you mocked me in front of viki . david : no , i did n't ! will you let that go ? [ scene_break ] blair : well , it sounds to me like the yelling is about to end because i think aunt dorian is about to kick david vickers out , finally . you hear that ? starr : oh , there 's going to be a lot more yelling to come , especially when cole and dad take me to court . blair : sweetheart , you know , i think that it 's inevitable , i mean , unless one of you gives in . starr : yeah , cole . i mean , what do you think ? do you think i should keep the baby ? [ scene_break ] nora : what do you think will happen to the baby if marcie and michael adopt it ? cole : they 'll take care of it . nora : and do you think they 'll love it ? cole : it 'll be theirs . nora : okay . so , yes , they will love it . and what do you think is going to happen with you ? cole : just go back to the way it was before , being alone . nora : alone ? is that -- is that how you really feel ? you do n't feel like you 're a part of this family ? cole : i feel like a rude guest that causes trouble 24/7 even though you 've been nothing but nice to me . nora : oh , well , i certainly do n't see you that way . cole : you -- you and clint were in the middle of having lunch when i barge in here and -- nora : okay , you know what ? you need to stop this now . cole , you are so busy having a pity party , you do n't even see the reality right in front of your face . i love having you in my life . i want you in my life , which means i want you to come to me when you 're hurting . i see you trying to hang on to this baby and create a family for yourself and losing starr in the process and it 's killing me , killing me because there 's matthew and there 's me and clint and nigel and renee and we 're all here offering you a family , a readymade family with our arms wide open and our hearts so full of love . but i ca n't promise you that we 'll be there forever because you and i both know we ca n't back that up but i can certainly say , without any reservation , that you are so wanted and you are so loved and is n't that what a family is all about ? do you really need a baby to make you feel that way ? [ scene_break ] carlo : talia cosima . cain : carlo 's kid 's got nerve . tina : yeah , well , someone around here has to . cain : maybe she can get us off the hook , huh ? cardinal : ms. hesser is unwilling to -- carlo : pray . talia : i want to see antonio . carlo : you 're in no position to bargain . talia : and if i do n't marry your puppet - king , where will you be ? your hold on the throne will evaporate . carlo : if you do n't take your vows , you 'll end up with rogan and tina on the chopping block . [ scene_break ] cristian : you 're going to cremate him ? guard : the prince wants the ashes delivered to the royal bed chamber . second guard : sick , yah ? first guard : yah . it will remind the new wife not to cross with him . cristian : yes , yes , yes . the only cross this poor soul is going to see is from the heavens . i mean , look at this guy . look at this guy . antonio : boo . [ scene_break ] carlo : it 's just a case of jitters . but as they say , the show must go on . [ crowd cheers ] jonas : is everything all right , darling ? talia : bite me . let 's just do it , please . cardinal : all right . talia hesser , will you take jonas chamberlain to be your husband ? talia : sure . cardinal : excuse me -- carlo : she said fine . please , let 's hurry . [ carlo chuckles ] carlo : your excellency , there 's another party booked for this square and i 'm anxious to see it begin . [ scene_break ] cristian : how bad is it ? antonio : i think i 'm going to make it -- not if we run into another bunch of these guys . cristian : well , mendorra 's not exactly a democracy . i 'm sure this place is crawling with them . antonio : i was hoping it was n't going to come to this . cristian : come to what ? antonio : get undressed . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , sweetie , i do n't know if i feel comfortable weighing in about the baby . dorian : get out ! starr : i just said -- david : oh , hi , starr . how 's my favorite teenage statistic ? blair : would you leave now , please ? david : i 've always done right by you . blair : oh , yeah ? since when ? david : since todd said baby jack was dead and gave him to a couple of nuns in a mexican airport and i stepped in and sold the little tyke to a stranger who promised to love him . blair : aw , gee , thanks . addie : wait , you ca n't leave without david vickers . delphina told me to make sure you end up together . david : no , that ca n't be right . addie : she swore it would make david vickers happy . david : him or me ? blair and dorian : get out ! david : all right , all right , for crying out loud . david : starr , papa bear is here . [ scene_break ] dallas : well , i would n't exactly call it a harem . clint : no , it 's not a harem . no , `` entourage , `` i think , is the word . dallas : oh . hi . nora : huh . hi . huh . do i know you ? clint : uh , nora , you remember , uh , dallas jones from london ? dallas : his ex . [ scene_break ] moe : [ as jeremiah ] renee has something she 'd like to tell you . love - in , 7 : 00 , train station , be there . have you ever noticed how good white bread is ? bo : oh , hey -- do n't even think about it . dallas : [ as renee ] well , asa , i was just a tad harsh with you . bo : [ asa ] well , you , uh -- you just -- you called it like you saw it . renee : the fact is -- you know , i know you 're a lout . you 're a lovable lout but you 're a lout , just the same . you just ca n't get close to folks and , well , i have known that all along and so i -- i ca n't hold that against you . asa : look , i do n't want you making excuses for me , okay ? but i do want you to believe this , please , when i say , i want to do right by you , renee . renee : and all i want is for you to fix this mess with emma . and here 's your chance . [ scene_break ] viki : i suppose i should , uh , i should go . charlie : yeah , well , one more thing , um -- here . viki : what is it ? charlie : it 's a sobriety chip . it means i 'm one month sober , which i know is n't much but , i mean , so , 30 days is 30 days , so -- viki : i 'm so proud of you . here . charlie : no , no , i want you to keep it . and then when you come back , maybe we 'll trade it up for 60 . viki : i would like that . i would like that very much . [ scene_break ] cardinal : by the power vested in me , i now proclaim you man and wife . carlo : the royal family of mendorra is restored ! [ cheers and applause ] carlo : long live the true heirs to the throne . i give you jonas and talia chamberlain - hohenstein , the rightful king and queen of mendorra ! [ cheers ] antonio : we 're too late . [ scene_break ] blair : okay , everybody , clear out and allow these two young people to talk . okay ? david : so , this is it , huh ? addie : all good things come to an end . david : and that 's the biggest bunch of malarkey i ever heard . david : try the other door . there you go . guess it 's just you and me , d.v . it 's a cold world out there . i hope you 're up to it . [ scene_break ] dorian : i really do wish she 'd keep that baby . addie : so do i . dorian : i mean -- addie : it 's starr 's decision . dorian : but the baby is going to be a cramer . blair : dorian -- mama 's right . i know what you mean . [ scene_break ] starr : how 's everything ? cole : here . it 's done . i signed . you win . starr : wait , you 're -- you 're going to let the mcbains adopt ? cole : i 'm giving up my rights . starr : oh , my gosh , cole -- cole : no , no , no , no . i 'm not just giving up my kid . we 're through .
addie concludes to david that they can not stay married . and she sends him packing with the dog , david vickers . both starr and cole wonder what to do in regard to their dispute . but he concludes that he will sign papers for her to give their baby up for adoption . she assumes that he 's `` come around . `` but he also informs her that they are `` through . `` antonio , cristian , talia and tina are still stuck in mendorra assuming that sarah has been killed . carlo hesser announces the marriage of talia and jonas chamberlain . but antonio and cristian manage to get out of the prison to stop carlo and jonas from going through with their plans . bo and rex are still stuck in 1968 and in paris , tx . and rex finds out many things about the history of the buchanans from his `` blast from the past . ``
[ door opens ] dorian : viki , i know you did me a really big favor recently . and i ought to be happy for you , but i 'm so sorry . i just ca n't manage to feel that way . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : oh , yes . [ dorian laughs ] [ scene_break ] viki : may i help you with that ? charlie : oh . well -- well , yeah . you know me , all thumbs . viki : so your father / son fishing trip , was it a success ? charlie : yeah . it was ... jared and i , it was just great . viki : good . i thought i 'd lost you for a while to the fish . charlie : no , not a chance . but boy , you should see the walleye that i pulled in . you know , jared took a picture , and i 've got -- viki : i believe you . charlie : it 's in the freezer . viki : even better . charlie : what , are you laughing at me , viki d ? viki : uh - uh . never , my charlie b . [ scene_break ] jared : i thought it was bad luck for the bride to see the groom before the wedding . natalie : mom 's not dressed yet so it does n't count . jared : is that natalie 's rule ? natalie : totally . jared : where is jessica and bree ? natalie : renee is taking bree for a long walk around the building , and jess is still at home . jared : problem ? natalie : i do n't know . i mean , i 'm sure it 's not that big of a deal , but i do n't know . she just does n't seem herself . jared : are we talking tess or bess ? natalie : no . i do n't think it 's that bad . it 's just that she jumped all over bree today , and i do n't know , something 's bothering her . [ scene_break ] jessica : no , do n't go . please stay and talk with me , nash . what do you want ? [ scene_break ] [ matthew sighs ] matthew : am i being a jerk ? you know , getting in my mom and dad 's face about this surgery ? i mean , you created this , right ? the doctor , the idea of the surgery . none of this would exist if you had n't made it happen . look , my parents are really upset , and today 's my mom 's wedding day . i did n't want to file the lawsuit . i just thought i had to . i mean , they would n't even listen to me . okay , maybe i should n't have blackmailed them , but i did n't end up telling my uncle clint that i saw my mom and dad kissing . i just could n't hurt them like that . [ scene_break ] priest : mr. buchanan . clint : hi . priest : all ready for your wedding today ? clint : hope so . priest : is there a problem ? clint : no , no . of course not . did my brother call to say that he was gon na be late ? priest : no , no . no calls . [ scene_break ] rachel : do you love him , mom ? do you love bo ? nora : i told you , sweetheart , i love clint . rachel : not what i asked . nora : well , that 's all the answer i got for you , okay ? oh , come on , rachel , it was one lousy kiss . rachel : lousy ? nora : okay , it was n't lousy . it was ... rachel : what ? nora : it was a glimpse back to a time that i believed was over , and -- it was a big mistake . rachel : mom , you 're about to get married . do n't you think you owe it to yourself to answer that question ? nora : i have answered it . besides , what difference does it make ? rachel : all the difference in the world ! [ scene_break ] bo : i really do need your help . lindsay : no `` hey , lindsay , how you doing ? `` bo : i 'm -- oh , god , i 'm sorry . lindsay : it 's all right . i 'm doing fine . i 'm working in the library , teaching a drawing class . bo : matthew appreciates all your letters . lindsay : how 's he doing ? bo : ah , he 's hanging in there . lindsay : yeah . that 's good . so , you need my help ? bo : i need you to stop me from doing something stupid . lindsay : such as ? bo : stopping clint from marrying nora . [ scene_break ] todd : you looking for me or téa ? blair : oh , téa 's safe because she said no to moving in here , but you had to go and ruin it by inviting her to your sister 's wedding . what did you say ? oh , i 'm gon na wine her and dine her , what , until her brain dries up and she trusts you again ? todd : boy , you have a real problem with her , do n't you ? did you want to go with me ? blair : i do n't want to go anywhere with you , todd . todd : oh . you just do n't want anyone else to go with me , huh ? guess you 're just gon na have to shoot me . jack left that in the pool , did he ? blair : yes , he did . i told him it was gon na block the drain , but he just would n't listen . todd : would you mind helping me with this tie ? blair : oh , you never could tie a tie . [ scene_break ] jessica : nash ? it 's you , is n't it , nash ? you gave this to bree for her collection ? the little bit you started before ... before you died ? i ... so why wo n't you talk to me ? why do you keep on running away ? brody : jessica ? jessica : brody , look , look , he 's -- nash ? [ scene_break ] matthew : so should i do this ? should i have the surgery ? i told my parents i did n't care if i died , that it was worth the risk if there was a chance of me walking again . but ... what if they 're right ? what if the surgery goes wrong ? what if it kills me ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : so clint and nora are getting married . i never thought they 'd go through with it . bo : you knew about it ? lindsay : i read about it in the paper , but you ca n't trust everything you read . bo : well , they 've had their ups and downs . nora and i started spending a lot of time together after matthew 's accident , that -- in the hospital and rehab . lindsay : i knew when i read about matthew that it was gon na pull you two closer together . so clint thought he 'd head you off at the pass ? bo : that 's exactly what happened . lindsay : yeah , your brother always did like to take the bull by the horns . bo : he loves her . lindsay : and she loves you . bo : no . i do n't -- i do n't know about that . lindsay : everybody in town knows nora never stopped loving you . the question is , are you in love with her ? [ scene_break ] rachel : mom , it 's just us . you do n't have to pretend . nora : i 'm not pretending , honey . i 'm getting married in an hour . rachel : yeah , only because matthew did n't tell your fiancé that you kissed his brother . if he had made good on his threat , clint would have cancelled the wedding . nora : you do n't know that . rachel : mom , i know that you care about clint . nora : i love clint . he 's like , i do n't know -- rachel : your best friend ? nora : he 's more than that . rachel : clint would be humiliated if he thought that you were only marrying him because you were afraid of hurting his feelings . [ knock on door ] clint : i 'm sorry to barge in on you , ladies , but i just wanted to know if we 're still good to go ? rachel : i 'm gon na go check on the flowers , or something . clint : you 're not dressed . how come ? nora : i ... clint , i 'm just not ready . [ scene_break ] bo : i do n't know what 's going on with nora and me . maybe i missed what we had at one time . maybe just jealous . or maybe it 's because we 're the only two people in the world that feel the same way about what happened to matthew . i do n't know . all i know is that we were talking last night , and i kissed her . and it felt great . lindsay : so you 've fallen back in love with nora ? and you do n't want her to marry clint ? that for some reason , you want me to talk you out of stopping the wedding ? is that about it ? bo : yep , that 's about it . [ scene_break ] viki : you are a very handsome man , charlie b . charlie : and you ... i could look at your face for the rest of my life . viki : that 's the plan . charlie : ah ... viki : what 's the matter ? charlie : hmm ? viki : what 's the matter ? charlie : oh , i just did n't get much sleep last night after that , you know , disaster of a party . viki : oh . charlie : i just kept thinking that maybe we should be like natalie and jared -- just elope . viki : oh . you know what ? i think if nora and clint were gon na back out , they would have done it by now . charlie : viki , i keep wondering about them . something is just not right somehow . but you know , what do i know ? viki : you know plenty . but whatever they decide , it has nothing to do with us . you and i are getting married tonight , and nobody is going to stop that . charlie : not even dorian lord . viki : no ! not even dorian lord ! charlie : okay . [ scene_break ] dorian : why do you get to be happy , viki , and i get dumped by men who prefer to be in california doing hemorrhoid ads , instead of being with me ? by men who abandon me because they need to be near their nut - job daughters instead of with me . men who prefer to marry their brother 's ex - wives instead of with me . why , viki ? why do you get to have it all ? [ scene_break ] blair : do n't kid yourself , todd . the only reason téa agreed to even go to that stupid wedding was because she knew that i was listening . todd : no , she knew you seduced me . she wants me to make it up to her . blair : oh . well , unless clint and viki have fireworks , good luck . todd : no , the fireworks are afterwards . blair : that 's not fireworks , it 's revenge , and it 's mine . no matter how much you try , you and téa will never be as close as you and me . todd : really ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : that cuts both ways . blair : oh , do n't flatter yourself , todd . todd : has anyone made you feel the way i make you feel ? i do n't think so . ahh ... oh , blair . you 'll never stop wanting me . [ todd chuckles ] [ scene_break ] dorian : viki , i saved your life ! and yet , my happiness is always taken away from me . why , just once ... oh ! just once ca n't something happen to spoil your happiness ? just once for a change . how about it ? huh ? [ scene_break ] brody : you stay here . jessica : do n't bother . you wo n't find him . brody : why not ? jessica : he 's not there . brody : so you imagined seeing him ? jessica : no , no . i saw him ... or someone that looked like him . it does n't make it any more real , though . brody : well , what about the elephant he gave bree ? jessica : you 're right . someone probably gave it to her when i was away . so you just heard me talk to someone that 's not here , which means that i 'm hallucinating things ... so i do n't whether to tell you take me to st. james or st. ann 's . [ scene_break ] matthew : so am i gon na make it ? well , you ca n't tell me , but how bad could it be , dying ? i mean , i go to the o.r . , i 'm excited about getting my legs back , and ... i just do n't wake up . at least my last thoughts would be dropping back , hitting a 3-pointer to win the game . destiny : matthew -- if i thought for one second that you were gon na die , i 'd never let my brother do the surgery , ever . matthew : i 'm not gon na die . it 's just my parents keep bringing it up . destiny : my brother would never let you die . matthew : i know . i was just -- whatever . look , do n't cry . destiny : i 'm not crying . [ sniffs ] so , the wedding is still on ? matthew : as far as i know . destiny : after your parents were kissing ? your dad 's letting her marry your uncle ? so he does n't know ? matthew : no , he almost found out . destiny : how ? matthew : from me . told him that if they did n't sign the consent form to my surgery , that i 'd rat them out . destiny : you blackmailed your parents ? matthew : only they called my bluff . they told me to go right ahead and tell my uncle . i just could n't hurt them like that . destiny : you 're a good person . matthew : well , i 'm still suing . destiny : so tell me again why your mom is marrying your uncle if she 's kissing your dad . matthew : parents , they think they have all the right answers , when they 're really screwed up . [ scene_break ] téa : i am perfectly capable of walking in by myself . todd : i do n't know . it 's your first day without a cane . you slip and fall and break your crown , it 'll put a damper on the day . [ téa laughs ] téa : so far , so good . you even remembered ... or guessed . i do n't think you knew my favorite flower . todd : no , i never knew . téa : snap - dragon . todd : snap - dragon . that 's pretty easy . but i 'm gon na nail the hard stuff . i 'm talking about -- i 'm talking about long walks on the beach , i 'm talking about candle - lit dinners , and gon na go to the amusement park and win you all those , you know , obnoxious bears , bringing in a favorite song . téa : do me a favor ? stop while you 're ahead . todd : no , i 'm gon na romance the hell out of you , ma'am . you 're gon na want to shoot yourself when i 'm done with you . [ téa chuckles ] todd : and the truth is , i 'm trying to make up for all the mistakes i made with blair . téa : you 're off to a decent start . todd : did i tell you you look beautiful tonight ? téa : oh , stop . do n't stop . todd : did i tell you that i 'm very honored to be escorting you to my sister 's wedding ? téa : aw , shucks . todd : may i kiss you ? [ téa laughs ] [ scene_break ] blair : hey , chad , it 's blair . blair . you came over to la boulaie and gave my son a swim lesson . yes , that blair . so , what are you doing ? you want to come over ? 'cause i could really use some help on my breast stroke . dorian : oh ! woo ! blair : what are you doing ? dorian : [ foreign accent ] sorry . wrong number . blair : dorian ! what are you doing ? dorian : [ normal voice ] no . i am not gon na let you act desperate just because your ex - husband is taking another one of his ex - wives to his half - sister 's wedding . no . blair : i was invited to the wedding . dorian : oh , really ? blair : yeah , viki invited me because she likes me and maybe i should go . dorian : oh , right , and let todd see how much it kills you that he 's with téa . blair : well , what am i supposed to do , dorian ? hang around here and let todd do whatever he wants ? is that what i should do ? dorian : well , we just ca n't let them get to us ! blair : oh , that 's right . you and clint . dorian : all this coupling of these couples , you know , it 's just -- it 's enough to make even a sober woman want to get drunk . [ doorbell rings ] blair : who 's that ? dorian : oh , just a little something i came up with to distract us from what 's going on at st. james . dorian : gentlemen , so nice of you to come . blair , take off all your clothes . [ dorian laughs ] [ scene_break ] clint : that 's no surprise . you 're never ready on time , and i love that about you . you 're my 20-minute girl . i say 8 : 05 , and bang , at 8 : 25 , there you are coming down the stairs all ready . nora : clint , i 'm sorry . clint : well , do n't be . 'cause when i was married to lindsay , i 'd say 8 : 05 , and a couple days later , i 'd find out she 'd been in morocco buying rugs . nora : lindsay ? clint : a sore subject , i know , but i 'm trying to make a point . and the point is , i love you , i love everything about you ... even the fact that you still love my brother ... and i told him that . nora : you told bo ? clint : i sure did . nora : and what did he say ? clint : nothing . why ? nora : come on , cowboy , i got to go get ready . clint : you okay ? nora : i am the luckiest woman in the world to be marrying a man like you . clint : i 'll see you at the altar . nora : you betcha . clint : i love you . nora : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm close to telling my brother i kissed his fiancée . lindsay : what 's stopping you ? bo : i do n't want to hurt him . and i do n't really get what 's happening . lindsay : what 's happening ? you and nora are what 's happening ! bo : no , no , no . there is no nora and me . i mean , she was there . i kissed her . i wanted to for a while now . why ? hell if i know . it 's not like she 's said that she was ready to call off the engagement . lindsay : have you asked her to ? [ scene_break ] rachel : so what happened ? i saw clint heading to the church . mom , is the wedding off ? nora : no . why would it be ? rachel : i just thought -- nora : rachel , bo was given his opening . clint told him that he knew i still loved bo . rachel : he said that ? nora : yep . and bo said nothing . so ... whatever made him kiss me certainly was n't important enough for him to jeopardize his relationship with his brother . you know , it was an impulse . bo 's just kind of an impulsive guy . he almost married lindsay twice , for god 's sake . [ scene_break ] bo : have you ever tried to tell nora what to do ? lindsay : are you kidding me ? bo : all right , all right . but besides , she 's happy with clint . lindsay : you and nora would have been happy forever if you had n't found out about her and sam . bo : yeah , and then i could n't forgive her . lindsay : you starting to wish you had n't been such a hard - liner ? bo : well , it does n't matter . obviously , she does n't think that we have much of a future , and i do n't blame her . it 's not like we have n't been there before , so why give me another shot ? [ scene_break ] rachel : lindsay rappaport ? how 'd that come up ? nora : clint mentioned her . rachel : mom , you do n't have time to stroll down memory lane . you need to focus on what you want . nora : i know what i want . i want clint . he 's a good man . and he loves me . and we 're good together . rachel : and bo ? nora : and bo and bo and bo is ... ha ! bo is bo . i do n't even -- i do n't even know if there 's anything there . rachel : do n't you think you owe it to yourself to find out ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : you need to talk to nora . when 's the wedding ? bo : it 's in an hour . lindsay : what ? bo : an hour . lindsay : in an hour ? bo : yeah . lindsay : well , what are you doing here ? bo : well , lindsay , you hate nora . now , if anyone can talk me out of destroying my brother 's life , you can . [ scene_break ] rachel : call him , mom . call bo and tell him the truth , that you have never stopped loving him . it 's now or never . nora : i do still love him . i love them both . rachel : okay . nora : oh , do n't . but do n't tell me what to do . rachel : you already know what to do . you do n't walk down that aisle till you tell bo how you feel . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , the four of us , we have had a long , difficult journey , have n't we ? and yet , now here we are . gon na be one big , happy family . natalie : sure are . come on , mom , let 's do this . viki : okay . i think we better call jessica . i 'm a little worried about her , you know . she 's been so quiet all week . have you noticed that ? oh , boy . [ scene_break ] brody : jessica , what 's happening with you ? jessica : i 'm still me , if that 's what you 're wondering . i have n't turned into tess , but ... i 'm feeling nash ... everywhere . even though i know that he 's dead , i ... brody : as someone who 's been there , i think that happens when you 've been hit hard by someone 's death . you just had your anniversary . and this time last year , you were n't even here . tess was in charge . jessica : i -- i could n't accept losing him . brody : so this is really the first time you 've been through it . it 's hard . you 're thinking about him . maybe you see a gardener or someone , he 's got the same build . your mind puts it together . you want me to call dr. levin ? [ telephone rings ] jessica : oh . hey , nat . natalie : hey , uh , where are you ? 'cause , you know , mom 's getting a little bit nervous here . you 've got her jewelry . jessica : oh , i forgot . thanks . yeah . natalie : you okay ? jessica : i 'm -- i 'm fine . i 'm just -- i 'm just tired . i 'm sorry for freaking out on bree earlier . is she okay ? natalie : no , she 's fine , she 's fine . and look , we all lose it at times , but you got to get here soon because mom 's freaking out . jessica : i 'm on my way . we have to go to st. james , like , now . brody : you sure you 're okay ? jessica : i 'm okay , i 'm okay . i have to get my nom 's jewelry to her , okay ? brody : i 'll load the car . [ scene_break ] bo : give me the list , all right ? you mentioned sam and nora already . lay it all on me . lindsay : you caught her cheating with sam . she stopped us from getting married in the most public , hurtful way , she 's beyond annoying . you can do much better than her . and if you stop this wedding , you 're gon na really trash things with clint , and he will probably never , ever speak to you again . bo : you 're right . lindsay : but that does n't mean that you should n't do it . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm not telling bo anything . he could have mentioned something this morning if it mattered to him . rachel : you do n't know that . look , mom , you ca n't just get married because you 're scared of hurting clint . nora : i 'm not doing that ! rachel : clint wants to marry you . he 's made up his mind . you 're the one that 's confused , and that 's okay . you do n't have to have the answers . just tell him you 're not ready to get married . nora : rachel , the wedding is in half an hour . rachel : tell him the truth . you do n't understand these feelings you 're having for bo . nora : it does n't matter what my feelings are for bo . do n't you understand that ? it does n't matter what my feelings are for him ! it never has ! because this is a man who will not forgive me ! for years , he has not forgiven me , no matter how many times i 've asked ! it does n't matter what i feel . what matters is that i 'm human and i can make mistakes , and do i want to live my life with a man who 's so unforgiving ? rachel : you better know the answer to that . nora : i already do . bo and i are friends . finally , finally , after all these years , we 're friends , and i will not ruin that , absolutely not , and it wo n't be fair to matthew , either . yeah , besides , i do n't think this has anything to do with bo or clint or anything . i think probably this is just about marriage , you know ? i mean , god , remember the last time i took this leap ? nora : clint is no daniel colson , and you know that . nora : thank god . rachel : he 's got all his cards on the table . if i were your counselor , i 'd say that you were trying to talk yourself out of exploring something with bo by justifying marrying his brother . nora : thank you , madam freud . rachel : mom , look , i know this is n't gon na be easy . if you stop this wedding , there is gon na be anger and tears and gossip , but you 're not gon na go through this alone . i will be there to help you pick up the pieces , whatever you need . i just -- i ca n't stand by and watch you make a mistake and hurt yourself ... and hurt all the people that you 're trying so hard to protect . so what do you want to do ? [ scene_break ] dorian : ah . blair : oh , yeah . oh , ho ho ! oh , there , yeah , harder , harder . oh , yeah , drive it home . ha ha ! yeah . oh , here , yeah , more , please . dorian : oh , damian ? damian : of course . i 'll make another pitcher . blair : thank you . oh ... dorian , this was one of your better ideas . dorian : mm - hmm . are you forgetting about todd ? [ scene_break ] téa : did you just ask permission to kiss me ? todd : yes . i thought i 'd try being polite . téa : ah . no , you may not . a kiss usually happens at the end of the night ... if you 're lucky . [ téa laughs ] destiny : i 'm glad there 's gon na be a wedding . even if they 're all messed up , everybody always looks so beautiful , even shaun . the boy cleans up . i ca n't wait till your sister sees him in his tux . he looks smokin ' . matthew : so do you . destiny : i do ? you do , too . téa : oh , uh , i 'm sorry to interrupt . matthew : uh , that 's okay . téa : i 'm glad i ran into you . what 's going on , matthew ? first , you cancel the hearing for tomorrow , then i get a message that it 's back on . matthew : i tried blackmailing my parents . it did n't work . todd : blackmail ? i 'm in . what do you got on your parents ? [ scene_break ] rachel : so what 's it gon na be , mom ? [ knock on door ] natalie : may we come in ? nora : oh ... yes , of course , come on in . come on in . viki : hello . hi . nora : viki , where have you been ? viki : i was checking on my guy , who i 'm happy to say is almost ready . nora : oh , you know , i 've never met a man who takes longer to get dressed than me . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] viki : oh ! natalie : hello . jessica : mom . viki : there you are . natalie : i 'm sorry , brody , but boys are n't allowed . brody : oh . jessica : it 's a bride thing . brody : call me if you need anything . natalie : aw , you two , knock it off . [ brody chuckles ] rachel : you are one lucky lady . jessica : do n't i know it . um , mom , i 'm so sorry i 'm late . viki : no , darling , you 're right on time . jessica : okay . viki : is everything okay ? jessica : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . viki : honey , you seem -- natalie : mom , you know what ? we 've got , like , a half an hour before this wedding , and you 're not even dressed yet , so -- viki : okay , okay , you 're right . we need to get dressed . nora , we are on in half an hour . huh . nora : all right , it 's time . [ scene_break ] bo : i thought you were gon na say go ahead , let clint and nora get married . that way , she would be out of your orbit forever . lindsay : well , i would n't mind that . well , with time off for good behavior , i could be out of here before you know it , and if you 're still single , well , ha , you know , you never know . i will always love you . you know that , right ? but i want you to be happy . and i do n't know why , but nora seems to ring your bell . for what reason , i do n't know , but there it is . so , what you have to worry about is really hurting clint . and if you can live with that -- and you 're the only one that knows that -- but from personal experience , all i can say is if you are gon na stop this wedding , could you grab him before the ceremony starts ? give him that much ? bo : thanks for listening . lindsay : anytime . [ cell phone rings ] lindsay : that would be clint . bo : yep . probably wondering where his best man is . his best man . lindsay : bo ? bo : yeah ? lindsay : nora stopped our wedding because i had been dishonest with you . it was the right thing to do . our marriage would have been based on a lie . bo : are you saying that nora and clint are lying to each other ? lindsay : well , she 's in love with you , and she 's marrying him . that 's your call , not mine . do n't be a stranger . [ scene_break ] matthew : i was n't talking to you . i was talking to my lawyer , and it 's confidential . so the hearing 's on ? téa : yeah , for first thing tomorrow morning . matthew : excellent . thank you . téa : mm - hmm . todd : let 's sit down . destiny : you 're with him ? téa : why ? destiny : my brother says he 's a creep . téa : yeah , sometimes he can be very creepy . destiny : if anybody can handle him , you can . todd : you said it there , sister . [ scene_break ] dorian : ah ... [ inhales deeply ] blair : whew ! between that massage and these adult beverages , i think i 'm a little ... woo - hoo ! dorian : let me pour you a little bit more téa for two . blair : thank you , my dear . [ scene_break ] natalie : wowzer ! look at that dress . jessica : my father is gon na freak out when he sees you . nora : oh , you . ha ha ! jessica : i am so happy that thing with dorian did n't last . rachel : ah . viki : hello ? that is a wedding i would have been honored to have stopped . natalie : ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] dorian : i am just trying to figure out how two women like us ended up alone . blair : ha ha . and what are we gon na do about it ? dorian : i 'm gon na do something . but i better be careful . 'cause the last time i got this drunk , i fired the staff , i alienated my daughter . i -- i destroyed her relationship with her boyfriend and her boyfriend 's relationship with his parents and ... and ... i got pushed in the pool . blair : shoot , dorian , how we gon na top that ? dorian : oh . oh , well ... blair : we will . [ dorian laughs ] [ scene_break ] téa : what 's this ? todd : birdseed . téa : i 'm not that hungry . todd : no , it 's not for you . it 's to throw at the happy couples , instead of rice , which is bad for birds . téa : you thought of everything , did n't you ? todd : i tried . téa : aw ... [ téa giggles ] [ scene_break ] brody : best of luck , charlie . you deserve it . charlie : well , thank you , brody . jared : yeah , we may need the services of a navy seal . bo buchanan is m.i.a . [ clint sighs ] [ scene_break ] natalie : so did anybody call statesville to make sure that lindsay 's still there ? because i would n't put it past her to hightail it up here in a laundry truck just to make sure you do n't marry my dad . nora : i would n't blame her . [ jessica gasps ] natalie : oh ! viki : do n't make me cry . natalie : you are so gon na knock his socks off . oh ... jessica : are you ready to go ? viki : yeah . yeah . rachel : what about you , mom ? are you ready ? [ scene_break ] clint : whew ! matthew : my dad is n't here yet . destiny : so where is he ? matthew : i did n't tell you before ? i got the feeling my mom and dad wanted me to tell my uncle clint about their kiss . [ door slams ] bo : hey . clint : where the hell have you been ? i was beginning to think i 'd lost my best man .
the double wedding is underway . but nora clearly has her doubts . rachel asks her mother if she is still in love with bo . nora can not answer . matthew wonders what to do about the surgery and knows that his mother might call off her wedding to his uncle . bo goes to talk to lindsay who tells him she can clearly see that he is still in love with nora and maybe needs to let both nora and clint know that . viki is ready to marry charlie but also knows that clint has his doubts about marrying nora . blair is `` unsettled `` with todd taking tea to the weddings and dorian is not ok with viki having happiness again . they both get drunk and have male massage therapists for them .
rex : so , what did that mean ? todd : what the hell 's going on ? you mean to tell me that the world did n't come to an end when i was missing ? blair : a lot of things happened while you were in chicago . i guess , um , we have a lot of serious catching up to do when we get you home . jessica : knock , knock . blair : oh . jessica : welcome home . todd : is that jessica ? jessica : yes . todd : how 's my favorite niece ? jessica : i 'm better now that you 're back . nurse : hey , just buzz me when you 're ready . jessica : thank you . todd : what is with this wheelchair crap ? are you trying to get sympathy from everybody or something ? jessica : uh -- yeah . i guess nobody told you . todd : no , sir , i guess not . blair : well , i was going to once you were better . jessica had surgery . todd : oh . a little -- little nip little tuck ? jessica : huh -- no . no , it 's a little -- a little liver transplant . todd : no kidding -- a liver transplant ? well , what the hell -- is n't your husband taking care of you ? jessica : no , nash is wonderful . he 's , i mean -- todd : `` nash `` ? what the hell -- i thought she was married to antonio . blair : i told you , a lot happened since you were gone . todd : oh . all right , well , cough it up . do n't leave out anything . [ scene_break ] talia : you want to talk about it ? [ scene_break ] nora : thank you . hi . marty : nora . hi . have -- have you seen cole ? has he heard ? does he know that i have been -- nora : ok . marty : charged with spencer 's murder ? nora : all right . cole is fine , and as far as i know , he has n't heard a word . i left message for him to call me , and so i 'm sure he will . how are you holding up ? marty : i 'm ok . i 'm ok . nora : this ca n't be easy for you . marty : you know , i -- i just do n't think it 's hit me yet . you know , but , yeah , it would really help me if -- if i could see cole , you know , so that i can talk about what we are going to do about it . nora : ok , well , he can stay with us for as long as he needs to . marty : thank you . nora , it means a lot to me . you 're a really good friend . nora : you have lot of friends , including john mcbain . marty : he put his career on the line for me . nora : well , he believes in you . marty : i do n't see how he could now . but at least , he will have the satisfaction of knowing at this case is finally closed . [ scene_break ] cole : john , i just heard my mom was arrested . john : look , i 'm sorry , cole . i was going to call you . cole : well , what happened ? john : apparently , she remembered more about the night truman died . cole : what do you mean -- she remembered killing him ? john : all right -- slow down , all right ? she 'll explain it to you . but apparently , there are some new details that suggest that she 's guilty . cole : i do n't care what it suggests -- she 's innocent and you know that . [ scene_break ] miles : what are you doing ? natalie : giving you a chance to tell your side of the story . miles : that 's what i was doing . natalie : yeah , miles , as a confession , and the second you do that , there wo n't even be a trial . you 'll go straight to jail and you wo n't have the opportunity to explain yourself then . miles : why do you care ? hey , wait a minute . you 're not doing this to help me . you 're doing this to screw over john mcbain . [ scene_break ] todd : wow -- two liver transplants and two husbands in less than six months . and i thought you were the one in the family with her head screwed on straight . blair : todd . jessica : no , no , no . it 's fine , it 's fine . i screwed up . blair : well , it 's not like it was your fault . jessica : oh -- [ jessica chuckles ] jessica : some things were my fault . i really hurt antonio and jamie . todd : what 'd y do ? jessica : it 's more like what i did n't do . i just could n't be the wife that antonio deserved . todd : because of nash ? jessica : no , i was in love with him , and i realized that when you love someone the way that we love each other , it -- you ca n't fight it , you know ? it does n't work . nothing can keep you from the person you 're supposed to be with . [ knock on door ] todd : huh . sarah : mind if i come in ? jessica : sarah . todd : my not - so - favorite niece . jessica : my mom told me that you were back in llanview . it 's been so long . sarah : i 'm so glad your surgery went ok . and i 'm glad to see you 're all right , too , todd . blair : no thanks to your sleazeball boyfriend . todd : hey , there 's something i want to say to you . sarah : there is something i want to say , too . todd : all right – sarah i 'll go first . sarah : oh . todd : huh -- thanks . sarah : i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] adriana : i do n't know what your kiss meant , but mine meant that i missed you . rex : i missed you , adriana . my god -- it killed me to see you with tate . adriana : nothing ever happened between us . rex : i -- i know you said you were just friends , but i still could n't stand it . adriana : please , i ca n't stand it now . even the thought of being around him just creeps me out like you would n't believe . rex : sorry to bring it up . adriana : i 'm sorry , rex . i should 've listened to you about tate . i did n't just hurt you -- i put a lot of people in danger and -- rex : no , stop it right there , ok ? nothing , none of this , is your fault . tate was slick . even after we had him figured out , we still could n't pin any of the o.p.p . stuff on him . adriana : ok , maybe all the things that tate did were n't -- were not my fault , but hurting you ? that was all me . you did nothing but love me , unconditionally , and i turned on you -- again . i would n't be surprised if you hated me . rex : i could never hate you . do n't you know that by now ? adriana : but can you forgive me ? [ scene_break ] john : hey , look , cole , i do n't believe your mom 's guilty . but there was enough new information to justify an arrest . bo 's hands are tied . starr : but it still does n't mean that your mom is guilty . cole : i know , i know , but she was charged with murder . so , what happens now ? john : we have to follow procedure . if the court decides it has a case , we go to trial . cole : well , ca n't you stop it ? is n't there something you can do ? john : not unless we find new information that rules your mother out . cole : any chance of that happening ? john : i 'm working on it , cole . that 's all i can tell you right now . ok ? you know , i 'd think she 'd like to see you . cole : yeah , i want to see her , too . john : then let 's do that . come on . [ scene_break ] natalie : i am not helping you because of john . please , give me more credit than that . miles : then why are you ? natalie : i do n't know . i guess i just want to . see , i know john and he sees everything in black and white -- well , black , mostly , if you lookin his closet . but with you , i just feel like -- i do n't know , you 're in the gray area . miles : how would you know ? natalie : hmm , hmm -- because i -- i lived there . i was -- i was you . i was new to town and everyone hated me . miles : like they hate me ? natalie : pretty much . miles : i ca n't believe that anyone would hate you . not only are you a good person , but you 're a buchanan . that 's like llanview royalty . natalie : you did n't know me back then . you would 've hated me , too . miles : oh , i doubt it . no one hates you now -- how 'd you swing that ? natalie : i changed . i decided instead of fighting with everyone , i was going to prove to them all i was not the bitch that they all thought i was . long story short , i redeemed myself . miles : what if i ca n't be redeemed ? you 're an animal -- a monster . what if i am the monster that people think i am ? [ scene_break ] nora : need a lawyer ? marty : uh -- no , not yet . nora : all right , i 'll t you some names . marty : i need your honesty about how much time could i actually serve ? nora : all right . you want it straight up or watered down ? marty : straight up . nora : best - case scenario , the prosecution would go for voluntary manslaughter which is -- using deadly force , uh , out of the moment , a heat of passion , then brought on by provocation . uh -- if you 're convicted , it would probably mean up to 10 years in prison . marty : 10 years ? oh . i know cole is n't a child anymore , but he -- but he 's -- i mean , he 's not a man , either . i -- well , i -- i would n't be there for -- for his graduation , and then there is his 18th birthday and -- you know , i have to help him get ready for college . you know , spencer -- he is getting the last laugh , even from the grave . he is taking my son away from me just like he took todd 's away ! nora : oh , you know what ? you 're not convicted and you have a really , really good case . you saved blair 's life and probably your own life in self - defense , so you could walk free and clear . marty : and what are the chances of that , really ? nora : i 'm sorry , marty . i ca n't even guess the odds at this point . marty : that was the best - case scenario , so what 's the worst ? nora : that prosecution goes for murder one , arguing motive . marty : what motive ? nora : spencer humiliated you , caused you professional embarrassment when he manipulated your testimony . marty : but i -- i would n't kill m for that . he was about to rape blair ! i could n't let him do that . nora : then why did n't you call for help ? marty : i mean , because there was n't time . i had to stop him right now . i was n't going to let blair go through what i -- what you went through ? marty : i walked right into that , did n't i ? nora : yeah , but if you walk through it again while you 're on the stand , that could be points in your favor . listen . you asked me not to sugarcoat anything -- that 's just a taste of what the prosecution 's going to do to you when you get on the stand . marty : maybe they wo n't be as good as you . nora : yeah , they will because i hired them . do n't give up , ok ? we just do n't know enough yet . marty : you know , i know you probably have a lot of things to do and , um , you know , i know you need to go . nora : i have to go to miles ' arraignment . marty : hmm . marty : cole . [ scene_break ] antonio : i do n't want to talk about it . talia : ok . what are you doing here anyway ? i thought you were still on leave . antonio : i came in to use the gym . talia : oh . antonio : i thought i 'd try and get myself back into shape so i could get back to work . and do n't tell me not to push myself too hard . talia : i was n't going to . we need you back here . antonio : yeah ? you sure about that ? you handled the situation on the palace roof all by yourself from what i hear . talia : well , it 's about time i got the bastard , especially after blowing it the first couple of times . antonio : well , i want to thank you personally for saving my sister . talia : well , i 'll -- i 'll just be happy when tate 's behind bars like the animal that he is . antonio : well , and he will be because of you . so , how does it feel to be a hero ? talia : oh . [ talia chuckles ] talia : i 'm not a hero . i have a job to do , and i did it . i did n't jump the gun and i did n't freeze up , and i did n't let that son of a bitch get the drop on me this time . antonio : well , you got your edge talia : just in time , do n't you think ? antonio : i know you 've been through a lot -- 9/11 and this o.p.p . crap . but you came through on the other side and you got the job done . talia : well , i could n't have done it without your help . antonio : what ? talia : you were up there on that roof with me . i looked at the whole situation with a `` what would antonio do `` standpoint . and when i did n't know what to do , i just , you know , put it through the vega test . antonio : hmm . well , i -- i 'm glad i could provide backup . [ talia chuckles ] talia : you came through for me , too , you know -- not just as a boss , but as my friend . and i 'd like to return the favor if , you know , you decide you want to talk after all . antonio : jessica and nash -- they got married . [ scene_break ] todd : ok , you go first . sarah : i 'm sorry i did n't call the cops when you were apartment in chicago . i was afraid of hunter , but that 's no excuse for being a coward . todd : i do n't remember much anyway . sarah : yeah . you were in pretty bad shape . todd : blair said you risked your neck to call her . sarah : a little delayed , but kind of ? todd : so i almost bled to death . i do n't always do the right thing on the first try , either . sarah : well , you did n't really give me much choice . you said `` blair , `` like , 10,000 times in your sleep . it was kind of annoying . jessica : ok , i 'm sorry . now i 'm feeling a bit out of the loop here . so what were you doing in sarah 's apartment , and who 's hunter ? sarah : he was some sleazeball i was hooked up with while i was in chicago . someone paid him to put todd out of commission . todd : has this sleazeball been busted yet ? blair : no . he 's probably long gone , but clint and viki do n't want sarah to leave town until hunter is no threat to her . sarah : which means i am stuck here . jessica : well , maybe you 'll find some reason to stay . sarah : not a chance . [ scene_break ] rex : forgiveness is n't an issue . i can forgive you for not trusting me -- it 's not like i have n't given you reason sometimes . adriana : but you were right about tate . rex : i would 've been jealous of any guy spending time with you . adriana : so you did n't trust me , either ? rex : no , not you -- guys , especially when they 're hanging around a -- a woman as smart and beautiful and sexy as you are . adriana : i like that you said `` smart `` first . rex : it 's good that we 're talking about this . adriana : we need to get things out in the open -- that 's been our problem . rex : since long before tate showed up . adriana : what do you mean ? rex : trust has always been our issue . and as long as it still is , we ca n't be together . adriana : you do n't want to get back together ? rex : do you ? adriana : all the time we were apart , rex , i never stopped thinking about you . every time i 'd see you , i just wanted to run up to you and kiss you . rex : why did n't you ? adriana : because i could n't let myself trust you , because i 'm a stubborn idiot . i get that from my mom . rex : which part ? adriana : hmm -- all of it . when i found out my parents were n't my parents , that -- i had this whole secret identity . everything i knew changed . everyone in my life was in on it . everything was a lie and i guess it kind of damaged me . rex : that could give anybody trust issues . adriana : but that 's all in the past . i know you love me , and i should 've trusted you . rex : can you trust me now ? adriana : i want to be with you more than anything , rex . please give me another chance . [ scene_break ] sarah : i know you think i should 've gotten todd to a doctor or called the cops or something . blair : you think ? sarah : but i only thought that would make things worse . calling you was the one thing i could think of . blair : oh . todd : she did n't have to do that , you know ? blair : and since when did you become so forgiving , todd , hmm ? todd : i think it 's the drugs . blair : mm - hmm . todd : lay off her . she 's just a kid -- do n't worry about it . it all worked out . blair : all right . i 'll try to get past wt you did , since todd 's here safe and sound . sarah : thank you . todd : hey , did hunter ever tell you who hired him to stab me ? sarah : i asked , but he just said it was some rich guy . todd : yeah . blair : miles laurence . jessica : i still ca n't believe it . i mean , you 're both my uncles . sarah : oh -- whoa , whoa , wait a second here . that miles dude is your uncle ? jessica : ah -- it 's a long story . sarah : i got plenty of time . jessica : trust me -- not that much . blair : listen , we do n't have to worry about miles laurence because he 's in jail and he ca n't hurt any of us , ok ? but he is being arraigned today . todd : ok . ah . blair : no , no , wait , wait -- what do you think you 're doing ? todd : i 'm going to go to that arraignment , make sure that son of a bitch does n't get away with what he did to me . [ scene_break ] marty : are you doing all right ? are you eating ? cole : yeah , mom . marty : ok . um -- you know , my a.t.m . card , it 's -- it 's in the desk -- cole : mom , i 'm fine . marty : in the kitchen if you -- cole : i 'm fine . marty : need anything . cole : ok ? you do n't have to worry about me . all right ? and soon , you 're going to be out here take care yourself anyway . marty : whew . well , i wish i could say that , but i 've done something wrong and i 'm going have to pay for it . cole : i still do n't get it . i mean , i -- there 's no way you killed dr. truman . marty : no , and -- and i would n't have under normal circumstances , but i could n't let him take advantage of blair . i had to stop him from doing that . look , i am not sorry that i stopped spencer . but i 'm sorry for you . cole : do n't be . marty : i am . i wo n't be able to take care of you and i -- i wo n't be able to be your mother . cole : mom , you 'll always be my mom , always -- the best one , too . marty : no . what kind of mother would do what i did ? i killed somebody and then -- and then i allowed somebody i despised -- i allowed them to blackmail me into marrying them so i do n't go to the police ? cole : well , i knew you were doing it for me . marty : and then i let him -- i let him take advantage of you . cole : he 's going to pay for that , ok ? he 's going to pay for what he 's done to us . [ scene_break ] natalie : you 're not a monster , miles . miles : everyone thinks so . natalie : i do n't . miles : why ? you have n't even asked me if i 'm guilty . natalie : you want to tell me ? miles : i did n't stab todd . and i did n't -- i did n't ask anyone else to do it , either . but what i did do , i did for love and -- that sounds lame , i know , i know . natalie : not to me . miles : it 's just marty -- she hates me for it , and i ca n't really blame her . natalie : look , you 're not as awful as she 's making you out to be . miles : i forced her to marry me . natalie : well , your first mistake was wanting to marry her at all . ok , i 'm sorry . i know -- i know you love her , but i 'm not a big fan . miles : look , i was wrong . i was wrong . no matter how much you love somebody , you ca n't make them love you . i know that now . natalie : good . now that you know it , run with it . miles : how ? after everything i 've done ? natalie : you have a good heart , miles . i can see it in your eyes . you 're not evil . you just made a mistake and you -- you deserve a second chance , just the same as i did . miles : i ca n't believe that you did something as terrible as what i 've been accused of . natalie : really ? ok . i came into llanview , set out to destroy jessica buchanan , the entire buchanan family . i lied , i stole , i hurt many innocent people because that 's all i knew . you know , i -- i did n't know how normal people acted . and i guess in some ways , i 'm -- i was just as ignorant to the world as -- as you . miles : well , i tried to learn everything i could about the outside world when i was growing up in the hospital ? i mean , i tried . i read everything that i could get my hands on . i watched movies , tv , i went on the internet . but , you know , things are different in real life . natalie : mm - hmm . life 's a bitch , ai n't it ? miles : huh . natalie : look , i got lucky . you know , i had people for whatever reason who wanted to take me in , give me a second chance , and teach me how to be a good person , which , believe me , i had no clue . and i guess -- let 's just call it money in the karma bank -- i want to be that person for you . miles : you know , spencer said something to me like that . natalie : ok , well , wait . you 're comparing me to spencer . i 'm -- miles : no , but , when he died , i had no one . natalie : well , you 're not alone -- not anymore . miles : thank you for believing in me -- knowing what i 've done . natalie : look , miles , if you committed any of these crimes , you are going to have to pay for them , one way or another . but all i 'm saying is do n't just roll over . fight for yourself , and i will be in your corner . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'll see you at miles ' arraignment . john : hopefully , i 'll be bringing you a signed confession . nora : you do that , i will bake you a cake . john : really ? nora : well nigel will bake you a cake . you do n't want to eat my cakes . john : no . natalie : do n't let anybody pressure you into doing anything . miles : you 've given me a lot to think about . natalie : hang in there . john : what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] talia : now that the cat 's out of the -- out of the bag , you should tell me everything . antonio : well , jessica and nash got married , that 's it , end of story . talia : yeah , but that happened , like , a nanosecond after you guys got divorced . antonio : well , i knew it was coming . i mean , it 's not like i was holding out hope that jessica would come back to me . talia : still , the timing must be doing a number on you . antonio : are you trying to make me feel worse ? talia : is that possible ? listen to me . it 's jessica 's loss . she blew it , bigtime . antonio : well , i 'm not so sure she thinks so . talia : hmm . you deserve better . in my opinion . antonio : hmm . huh . you did n't know the old jessica . she was an amazing person . she was kind and -- and loving . i do n't know if i could do better than her . talia : maybe not better . maybe just different . antonio : like ? talia : you need to find somebody new , antonio . [ scene_break ] jessica : no , do n't push yourself , todd . blair : come on , todd . sarah : you 're only going to make things worse . blair : you 're not ready to go anywhere yet , ok ? todd : i 'll sign myself out of this hospital . blair : against medical advice . todd : i have done it before . jessica : are you insane ? sarah : you even need to ask ? todd : i 'm going to go to that arraignment , and you know me well enough to know , you ca n't stop me . blair : well , i 'm going to talk to your doctor first . todd : it wo n't change anything . blair : humor me , ok ? [ todd raspberries ] [ blair raspberries ] blair : yourself . sarah : all right , well , i 'm out of here . todd , thanks for letting me off easy , man . and , jess , i really am glad to see you doing better . jessica : thank you . well , we should get together soon and do a cousin thing . sarah : i guess i 'll see both of you around as long as i 'm stuck in lameview for the duration . jessica : hmm . todd : all right , find my pants . toss them to me . jessica : i 'm a little limited here , todd . todd : oh , right . sorry . liver transplant . jessica : mm - hmm . todd : what the hell was wrong with the old liver ? huh ? you been boozing it up or something ? jessica : no , i was n't . uh -- tess was , or -- she was using and sharing needles . todd : that little -- jessica : no , no , i -- she only did it once , but i guess once was enough , because i got hep c . todd : ooh . jessica : yeah . todd : that 's not curable , is it ? jessica : no , it 's not . but it 's -- you know , you can control it sometimes . i was just lucky that i got a second chance , thanks to david vickers . todd : what ? vickers gave you his liver ? jessica : or a little piece of it . i guess he was n't as selfish as we thought . todd : well , i 'm just glad you 're ok . if i had come back and discovered you were n't around -- jessica : nah . did n't happen . you know i always thought that i had my whole life to do the things that i wanted to do , and now , i realize that -- that i -- i ca n't wait . you know ? if you want something , you got to grab it . and if you love someone , you ca n't let them go . you got to fight heaven and earth , if that 's what it takes . because you might not get another chance . [ scene_break ] howard : good day , counselor . nora : howard ? what are you doing here ? why are n't your lackeys handling this so you can be out cruising around in that beautiful yacht you bought with your clients ' money ? howard : can i help it if i 'm just that good ? nora : oh . i hope you 're not charging by the hour on this case . it 's kind of open - and - shut . howard : well , you know as well as i do , no case is ever open - and - shut . nora : and you know as well as i do , howard , there 's always a first time for everything . [ scene_break ] louis : natalie said she was in there on the commissioner 's authority . john : she does n't even work here . what 's this ? you tore up your confession ? or was this your handiwork ? miles : all she did was support me . john : why would you do that ? natalie : because miles needs a friend . he 's scared . john : he should be scared . you just blew your one chance at leniency , pal . miles : well , why do n't we let a judge decide that ? john : well , let 's not keep him waiting . put the cuffs on him . we 're due in court . miles : thank you , natalie . i could n't have gone through this without you . natalie : you wo n't have to . i 'm going to be in court right by your side . [ scene_break ] rex : so ? adriana : so ? rex : what 's next ? adriana : i 'm going to bend over backwards to be the perfect girlfriend for you . rex : that 's an interesting visual . adriana : want to see ? i 'm doing is just fine . adriana : you sure ? rex : just be yourself , adriana . that 's who i fell in love with . adriana : i never stopped loving you . ever . sarah : honey , i 'm home ! whoops . [ scene_break ] marty : there 's going to be a bail hearing . and if i get out on bail , i 'll be home . and we need to work on a plan , you know , about what we 're going to do -- you know , where you 're going to stay and how it 's going to work . now , nora said that you can stay as long as you want at asa 's house . cole : mom , would you just stop ? marty : look , sweetie , we need to talk about this , because we have some decisions that we have to make . cole : just not yet , ok ? marty : ok . not today . guard : i 'm sorry , but your time 's up . marty : you 'd better get going . cole : mom , i do n't want to leave you . marty : i need you to go , ok ? we do n't want any more trouble . starr : um -- miles ' arraignment is starting , and i want to be there for my dad . cole : yeah , me , too . i want to see that son of a bitch laid out for what he did to us . mom , i 'll be back as soon as they let me , ok ? marty : mm - hmm . i love you , sweetheart . cole : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] nora : please tell me you brought me a confession . john : unfortunately , something got in the way . nora : no cake for you . john : damn , i love cake . nora : all right , no problem . this is a prima facie case . the judge will move it to trial . it 's just a formality . [ scene_break ] howard : how are you , miles ? natalie : miles , good luck . miles : thanks , natalie -- again , for everything . natalie : how you holding up ? miles : i just want it to be over . natalie : all right . well , remember what i said . hang tough . bailiff : all rise for the honorable judge henson . judge : be seated . we 've got a full docket today , keep this brief . mr. laurence , the purpose of this hearing is to determine if the commonwealth has a case that can be presented to the court , and if so , to set bail . you 'll also be given the opportunity to enter a plea . is the prosecution ready to make a statement ? nora : yes , we are , your honor . the defendant , miles laurence , is charged with fraud , conspiracy to commit kidnapping , and the attempted murder of todd manning , and the commonwealth is prepared to call on witnesses and present evidence as outlined in the brief submitted earlier . judge : i 've read the materials . i 'm prepared to rule on whether or not this case should move forward . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , miles , if the court does n't put you away , i will . [ scene_break ] rex : sarah , what are you doing here ? i thought you were staying with cristian . sarah : i forgot my mp3 player , but i 'll just come back later . i guess you worked on that trust thing , huh ? sweet . adriana : did you tell sarah about our problems ? rex : i told anyone who 'd listen that i love you and want you back . adriana : good save . because you got me . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jessica : oh , just a second . nurse : sure . jessica : i 'm probably not supposed to have this here . oh . hello , husband . `` i love my mommy so much , and i can hardly wait for her to come home to me and daddy `` ? really ? she said all that ? hmm . i ca n't wait , either . i love you . nurse : everyone should be as happy as you . jessica : i wish they were . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm not even close to moving on to somebody new -- if i ever will be . talia : it was just a thought . antonio : well , thanks . but the sound of dating sounds like torture to me . anyway -- talia : do you want me to help you with -- antonio : no , i think i got it covered this time . talia : ok . antonio : i think i 'm going to go work off some aggression . talia : get a grip , sahid . [ scene_break ] guard : need anything , dr. saybrooke ? marty : are you being nice to me because lieutenant mcbain told you to ? guard : he did , but that 's not why . i know all about spencer truman . he deserved what he got . marty : oh . i appreciate that . but even people who kill killers need to pay . [ scene_break ] [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : order . i want order . howard : your honor , todd manning has threatened my client . i demand he be taken into custody . miles : it 's all right . forget it . judge : let 's proceed without any more outbursts . starr : dad , what are you doing here ? you 're supposed to be in the hospital . judge : there is enough of a case here to move ahead with the trial . this is held for court on all charges . prior to bail being set , the defendant may enter a plea . what will it be , mr. laurence ? howard : just say what we 've rehearsed . judge : mr. laurence , how do you plead ? [ next_on ] marty : i 'm going to plead guilty . john : is this your way of getting back at me ? michael : if todd finds out who tommy really is , he 'll take him away from us . cole : i love your daughter , and i want to work this out .
blair , sarah , and jessica visit todd . todd fights with them over him going to miles ' hearing . rex and adriana make love . starr and cole visit marty in jail . sarah is relieved when todd lets her off the hook for her involvement in hunter holding him hostage . natalie is with miles when john and another cop walk in . john is more than a little upset when he finds out that miles tore up his confession . jessica lets todd know all about david giving her part of his liver . antonio lets talia know that jessica married nash . she encourages him to move on to someone else . antonio tells her that there is no one like jessica used to be . sarah walks in on rex and adriana making love . she makes her apologies and quickly makes her exit . natalie assures miles that she will be right by his side in the courtroom . natalie 's actions and supposed closeness to miles infuriates john . miles ' bail hearing begins . todd makes his way into the courtroom in a wheelchair . he lets miles know that if the court does n't get him then he will . the judge asks miles how he pleads . miles first looks at john , then at todd and blair and then at natalie .
carlo : i give you jonas and talia chamberlain - hohenstein , the rightful king and queen of mendorra ! [ cheers and applause ] antonio : we 're too late . cardinal : your majesty , you may kiss your bride , her royal highness . [ scene_break ] rex [ as bo ] : it 's you . gigi [ as emma ] : hello , bo . asa , did you come looking for me ? bo [ as asa ] : uh , yep . yep , i sure did . dallas [ as renee ] : oh , asa . this is your chance to set things right with emma . emma : renee ! you did n't come all the way to texas because of little ol ' me , did you ? renee : you are worth it , emma . emma : this is between me and asa . renee : well , what you need between you and asa is a referee . shane : [ as boy ] mom ? emma : watch you do n't get punched . boy : mom ? emma : spencer , please . what is it ? shane : [ as spencer ] you promised me a baby brother . how 's that going to happen with her in the middle of everything ? [ scene_break ] david : just what we need -- the brothers mcbain . bartender : what 'll it be ? david : something hard . make it a double . bartender : no dogs allowed . david : what are you talking about ? oh , him . bartender : that 's a him ? david : i got divorced today , lost a lot of money , and i 'm now traveling with a dog that emasculates me . think i can have a drink ? bartender : all right . just one . [ scene_break ] john : sure i ca n't buy you a beer ? michael : yeah . i 'm on call today . john : what 's that , a 72-hour shift ? michael : i grabbed a couple hours this morning , went back to your place , took a shower . john : oh , yeah ? michael : yeah . i , uh , saw you and blair coming out of your room . listen , if -- if i 'm cramping your style at all , just say the word and i 'll be out of there . [ scene_break ] todd : i come bearing fruit . marty : fruit ? hey , what happened to you ? todd : ah . john mcbain 's sleeping with my wife . my ex - wife . and i guess he decided to put an exclamation mark on it . [ scene_break ] starr : i -- i do n't understand . you signed your rights to the baby and -- cole : i 'm just doing what you asked . starr : which i think is the best thing for the baby and for us . cole : there is no `` us . `` all right , you can give the baby to marcie , but we 're over for good . [ scene_break ] [ crowd murmurs ] antonio : i do n't care how evil carlo hesser is . i do n't believe any father would do this to his daughter . carlo : now is not the time to test me , talia . [ applause ] [ scene_break ] gigi [ as emma ] : a baby brother ? but you 're the light of my life , spencer . how about a milkshake instead ? rex [ as bo ] : buy you some ice cream ? shane [ as spencer ] : i can be bribed , but it 'll take a lot more than that . emma : renee , i came to speak to asa privately . dallas : [ as renee ] and i came all the way from nevada to make sure that nothing gets lost in the translation . emma : i appreciate that . i really do . but i 'm a big girl . do n't need a babysitter . renee : well , asa , this is where you tell emma the truth . now , come on . you just spit it out . and do n't you be a mean s.o.b . about it , either . emma : ahem , the truth ? bo [ as asa ] : we have to end our -- thing . emma : why is that ? bo : [ as asa ] : because , honey , i 'm -- i 'm just not in love with you . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as himself ] hey , what do you think you 're doing ? spencer : nothing . rex : i 'm sure your mom taught you that 's how fires start . spencer : you do n't know anything about me or my mom . rex : well , i do know , with any luck , you 're not going to end up having that baby brother you say you want . spencer : you ca n't know something like that . rex : eat your ice cream . spencer : i do n't like ice cream . know where i can get my hands on some small animals ? [ scene_break ] david : now , all i 've got left is this mutt . bartender : and that 's not even yours . so you got a place to live ? david : no . bartender : you know who might be a sucker for those big brown eyes ? never mind . david : what ? who might be a sucker ? bartender : i was going to say carlotta vega . she had a diner in angel square . david : yeah , i know . i ate there last night . the asopao is still repeating on me . bartender : your luck must travel with you . you might have been their last customer . david : what are you talking about ? bartender : place burned to the ground last night . david : what happened ? bartender : they do n't have a clue how it started . maybe arson . [ phone rings ] bartender : excuse me . david : oh , viki . i hope your $ 10 million lease on life is worth it . david : no . maybe . oh , stop it . yeah , i 'm pretty sure i burned down the diner . [ scene_break ] john : move out ? you 're hardly ever there . michael : well , i 'm just saying if you and blair want to -- john : trust me , if something was going on , you 'd be the first to know about it . michael : did you hurt your hand ? john : nah . michael : let me see . john : nah . it 's no big deal . just ran into some trash . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't want to bother you with my problems . marty : are you kidding me , after everything you 've done for me ? todd : no , it 's just the ink 's barely dry on the divorce papers , and she 's -- of course , i knew they were together , but i did n't know they were together together , you know ? not yet anyway . and then to rub it in my face like this . marty : yeah , well , she must have cared very deeply for you . to act out like this and try to hurt you ? todd : is that shrink - speak ? marty : well , you inflict pain when you 're in pain . what other reason is there ? todd : yeah . i ask myself that question every day . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't want to lose you . cole : this is n't what i want , either . but if you do n't want to raise our baby together , if you just want to sign him or her away , then i 'm not going to fight you anymore . i 'm not going to put our baby in the middle of a war . starr : i do n't want a war . cole : no , you just do n't want a family with me . starr : i do . cole : okay , just not with the one we already have , or with the baby we already made . starr : because i 'm 16 , and i 'm just not ready to -- cole : not ready to what ? to what ? throw your life away ? to raise our baby ? see , i do n't see it that way . starr : okay , cole , i 'm the mother , i 'm the one who has to give birth , who has to -- cole : the one who has all the power over what decisions get made ? you were going to have an abortion without even telling me you were pregnant . i should have known then . starr : you should have known what ? cole : i should have known that you do n't want this baby . every time i look at you , i 'll see what is n't there . or better yet , who is n't there . all right , and when we see our baby , which we obviously ca n't avoid , we 'll see him or her with a different mom . maybe a different dad , but never , ever with us . starr : okay , but at least we can see our baby grow up , you know ? cole : from a distance ? sure -- yeah , sure , that should be really easy . starr : okay , but i 'm okay with that , because i know that i was the best thing for our baby . and i know that deep down inside you know that , too . cole , i keep telling myself that -- that we made this baby out of love . are you saying that that 's not true ? cole : i did love you . i still do . starr : cole . there is nobody in this world who knows what i 'm going through except for you , okay ? i need you . i ca n't do this on my own , but i know that we can do this together . cole : what makes you think so ? starr : because you 're the love of my life , and i will never , ever let you go . cole : you already did . [ scene_break ] carlo : i have never been a prouder father . talia : great . so what power comes with this title again ? when do i get to deport you and see my antonio again ? carlo : i told you you would be queen . go and greet your adoring public . hmm ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i promise you , antonio , i wo n't let you lose talia . antonio : cris , you do n't have to do this . sarah could still be alive . you could try and go find her . cristian : i do n't see how . she was tied to that boat , antonio . i must have dove down a hundred times . antonio : lamento . cristian : this time we need a plan . [ scene_break ] marty : what 'd you say to john ? todd : you mean , to make him hit me ? because , of course , it was my fault . marty : i did n't say it was your fault . todd : i told him he better not use blair the way he used you . marty : and then he hit you ? todd : yeah , well . marty : whoa , whoa , whoa . oh , gosh , you hurt your hand , too ? todd : yeah , that 's okay . marty : no , no , no . here . i got to clean that up . todd : oh , i 'm fine . marty : would you please let me help you ? [ scene_break ] john : let me know if it makes you uncomfortable crashing at my place , all right ? i know how you feel about the mannings . michael : uh - uh . no , no , no . blair 's not a problem . she 's -- she 's great . she 's taken terrific care of sam , and i 'm really -- i 'm grateful to her . and , uh , happy for you . john : there 's nothing to be happy about . michael : well , at least one of us has a love life again . john : i talked to marcie . michael : you did ? john : she came by to see you . i 'm sorry i did n't say anything sooner . michael : well , you 've barely seen me . so how 'd it go ? john : she misses you . michael : but ? she still wants to adopt starr 's baby . john : i do n't know , mike . thing is , it may be out of her hands . [ scene_break ] starr : i did not give up on you , okay ? and i know that you see this baby as the only family you have left , but what about me ? you said that you wanted us to be a family someday . cole : i love you , and i probably always will , but i ca n't be with you . starr : well , why not ? cole : because we made a baby together , which is probably the biggest thing two people can do together . but we could n't agree on the most basic thing -- whether or not to keep it . starr : but i thought that we both agreed that our baby would come first . we just did n't agree on how . cole : okay , so let me -- let me get this straight . you want to give away our kid and wait a while , get married , have more kids , so that our firstborn child can grow up knowing that his parents had a family together . they just did n't want him or her . i ca n't do that . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] starr : cole , please . do n't give up on us , okay ? do n't be the one to do that , please . do n't go . carlo : in accordance with the laws of this great sovereignty , the fraudulent prince and princess , also known as cain rogan and tina lord - roberts , are to be executed . [ crowd reacts ] carlo : as much as the newlyweds would like to remain with us to witness justice in action , they have other business to attend to . [ laughter and applause ] antonio : i 'll kill the bastard . carlo : to rightfully ascend to the throne , they must first consummate their union . cristian : i 've got an idea . [ crowd cheers ] [ scene_break ] [ slurping ] shane [ as spencer ] : hey , what 's that ? rex : r.b . phone home . spencer : something wrong with you ? rex : you 'll see . [ scene_break ] gigi [ as emma ] : well , that was blunt . thanks . bo [ as asa ] : uh -- no , please , here , um -- emma : so i guess he told you before he told me . that 's why you hightailed it halfway across the country -- to run interference ? dallas [ as renee ] : well , asa , i think that you owe her an explanation . do n't you think ? emma : i do n't know if i want one . renee : oh -- trust me . asa : emma , you are a real amazing girl , and i 'm so lucky , i feel , to know you . but i also know that you want to start a whole new life for you and with your son , and maybe it 'd be a good idea for you if you did that somewhere else . because , you know , i 'm not the most available ol ' cowboy in these parts . emma : i know . i just thought any life would be a better life than the one i 've got . no offense . renee : oh , honey . you do n't want the man at your side to be going flying out of the nest . you know , you are strong . you 're smart . and you 're still so young . asa : you are a beautiful young woman , and you have your whole life ahead of you . and i know you 're going to find love again . now , do n't you think , uh , maybe it 'd be a good idea if you found someone who was more your age ? emma : like who ? your son ? you want to match me up with bo ? [ scene_break ] rex : what ? spencer : your hair is weird . your phone is weird . you 're weird . rex : look who 's talking , you little sociopath - to - be . leave me alone . freak . [ scene_break ] marty : i keep wondering -- todd : hmm ? marty : well , i -- what if john had known that i survived the accident ? todd : oh , do you mean , would he still be with blair ? well , he did leave you to die . maybe she was the reason . marty : yeah , maybe . and i know you were -- you were aware that your wife was leaving and -- todd : my ex - wife . marty : well , but you did n't really , really believe it until today . todd : oh , god . she 's betrayed me so many times in so many different ways . this is actually not the first time she slept with somebody i hate . marty : well , what did i see in him ? todd : what every other chick saw . he plays this -- this wounded , tortured - soul routine and makes every woman he meets feel like , oh , `` i 'm going to be the one who finally makes him happy . `` marty : ugh . todd : i know . even smart girls like you fall for it . marty : ah -- i guess i must have related to him somehow . maybe it was just because i was n't happy . todd : i do n't know about that . marty : well , what about you ? todd : what about me ? oh , i do n't know . if you asked me a couple months ago , i 'd say life is pretty good . had a beautiful wife and three beautiful kids . and then who shows up ? john mcbain . steals the wife . turns one of the kids against me , who is now 16 and pregnant . he convinces her to give up my grandchild , my flesh and blood , to his sister - in - law . marty : i bet you did n't even try to fight back today , did you ? todd : no . what 's the point , really ? i do n't believe in violence . i never have . marty : no , you -- you sound like the opposite of john mcbain . john : you think maybe you should go back with her , maybe see this thing through to the end ? [ scene_break ] michael : i know it seems like i 'm being insanely stubborn , but -- john : she 's still crazy about you . michael : well , i 'm still crazy about her . john : you want to let all that go ? marcie : hi . [ scene_break ] david : let 's try not to think about the fact that i may have started that fire . d.v . , there 's a saying that goes , `` if it 's out of sight and you 're out of your mind , you 're not legally responsible `` ? but i 'm not out of my mind . but i am talking out loud to a dog in a bar . bingo . i think we just established that i was legally insane when i started that fire . you 're a genius . give me five . thanks , yo . [ scene_break ] michael : john told me you came by the other day . i 'm sorry i missed you . marcie : me , too . i thought i 'd bring you some clean clothes in case you needed them . michael : i was wondering how those got there . marcie : yeah , well , i figured you probably -- michael : did you want to talk ? you have n't changed your mind about adopting starr 's baby , have you ? [ scene_break ] cole : this is n't going to work . starr : okay , cole , i do n't understand . cole : what do we do once the baby 's born and we give it away ? hmm ? we just go back to hanging out , going to movies and stuff ? starr : no , i know that it 's going to be hard . cole : hard ? it 's impossible . starr : okay , you do n't think that i do n't understand how you feel ? i left my entire family in order to be with you . cole : yeah , for about two minutes . now you 're back home in this nice house with your mom , your brothers , your aunt , your grandma . maybe you wo n't miss that baby like i do . starr : you still have me . cole : all i asked of you was to think , just think about keeping that baby . that 's all . but you never really did that , did you ? you had your mind already made up , and that was that . cole : i 'm sure marcie 's a good mom . and i 'm glad you got what you want . we can never -- we can never be happy . not right now . and i wish there was some way that i could get over it , but i ca n't . i 'm sorry . starr : even though -- even though you love me , and i love you more than anything ? cole : just not enough . not anymore . starr : i waited to make love to you until i thought that we were ready . but we were so not ready . but i would have waited forever for you , cole , because -- because i do n't want to be with anybody else , okay ? we 're starr and cole , we ca n't -- cole : starr and cole made a baby and there 's no going back . starr : okay , but you signed those rights because deep down inside you know that this is the best thing for the baby , right ? i mean , what is it really about , then ? cole : i did what i did to keep my kid out of the middle of a lawsuit . when i look at you now i feel sad . i do n't want that . i want to remember us the way we were , because that was the happiest time of my life . starr : cole , is there anything that i can say in order to make this right ? cole : no , thing , because even if you change your mind right now about giving our baby to marcie , you still want to . that 's why the best thing is to give our baby away , because you do n't want our baby . starr : cole -- cole : and even if i try to raise our baby myself , the mom would n't be around , and that 's not fair , either . i do n't want our kid to feel unwanted . i do n't want our kid growing up feeling like a mistake . and now he wo n't . end of the story . [ scene_break ] david : now that we 're finished thinking about starting fires , let 's think about how to put one out . maybe i can convince clint that i 'm still married to addie . for $ 10 million , he just might check . i had the perfect leverage against dorian , too . she wanted me to divorce addie so badly . how do i get myself into these messes that lead me to talking to shih - tzus in bars ? $ 10 million , that 's how . do you know what that kind of scratch can buy people like you and me ? i guess it was worth it , saving viki 's life . i really do miss the good old days when i did n't have a conscience . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm going to let you two talk . marcie : oh , no , i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt your dinner . i , really -- i 'll just -- john : it 's okay . catch him while you can . michael : look , i do n't want you to think that i do n't have time for you . marcie : but you do n't want to hear that nothing 's changed , right ? starr had judy draw up the adoption papers , michael . i still want to adopt starr 's baby if i can . michael : so , i guess we really do n't have anything else to say , then , do we ? [ scene_break ] david : this day just gets better and better . john : heard you were back in town . and your little dog , too . [ scene_break ] cristian : i wish i could go with you , but i -- i got to stay here and help tina . i owe it to sarah . antonio : right . cuidate la espalda . cristian : yeah , you , too . antonio : okay , i 'll see you at the strip . cristian : with tina and talia . antonio : suerte . [ scene_break ] jonas : voila ! jonas : for you , my bride . fresh flowers flown in from italy . champagne from france . talia : groom , from hell . [ jonas laughs ] jonas : you have spunk . a bride with spunk . remember , princess , after we consummate , you and i , well , you 'll be my real queen . talia : eat some cake . i want to see antonio now . jonas : well , that 's too bad . talia : well , unless i do , the only thing that 's going to be made in that bed is the coverlet . [ scene_break ] marty : is that hurting ? todd : hmm . you know , i 've done far worse to you . marty : what ? you 've been wonderful to me . when you told me what happened to me in college . gosh , thank you for being so compassionate . there you go . ooh , sorry . sorry . todd : that 's okay . i do n't know what i would have done had you not been here to talk to . you even act like you care . marty : i am not acting . i do care . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't want our child to feel like a mistake either , so i actually made her a video so that she 'll always know how much i love her . cole : her ? starr : well , sometimes i think it 's a boy and sometimes i think it 's a girl , but i always think about her , cole . and today , for the first time , i felt her kick . cole : really ? what 's it like ? starr : it 's like somebody doing that , only inside of your stomach . cole : wow . starr : cole , i will always , always love this baby . cole : i think -- i think i want to stop loving her . knowing every time i see her i ca n't be her dad , it hurts too much . starr : i 'm so sorry . cole : yeah , me , too . starr : cole , i wish that there was something i could say in order to make this better . is there anything i can say ? cole : you should just say goodbye . starr : no , i wo n't do that , cole . please . i will always love you . always , and even if you ca n't love me back , i would never give up on us , okay ? never . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] michael : imagine that , by some miracle , you do get to adopt starr 's baby . what do you think happens next ? what happens ? does todd try to kill you ? does he try to kidnap the baby ? do you go on the run again ? how do you possibly think that this could work out for anyone ? marcie : call me crazy , mike , but i have faith that this was meant to be , that i was meant to be a mom , and i still have faith in us . michael : what , are you thinking that your faith is going to make me change my mind ? marcie : no , that has to happen on your own . michael : well , it wo n't . marcie : hmm . well , then it might not matter if cole does n't sign away his rights to the baby , because that would make you really happy , would n't it ? michael : i do n't think there 's any one thing that will make both of us happy right now . marcie : well , then i guess we just want different things . michael : it did n't used to be that way . [ scene_break ] singer : standing in the darkness david : look , my brother , spencer , killed your father and i grew up thinking that i actually did it , so you and i do n't have to chat . john : exactly . singer : you will never fade away david : just for the record , i did n't have the luxury of having a father as nice as yours . john : i thought you said we were n't going to talk . david : i was sitting here thinking about fathers , actually . i lost a lot today . i wonder if things would have been different if i 'd grown up , and instead of having a gun in my hand when i was young , i had a learner 's permit . john : i 'm sure i 'm going to regret this , but what 's your point ? david : i 'm pretty sure i lost my point somewhere around the gun . but i think spencer and i would have been a lot better off if we had someone other than old ned truman . maybe spencer would n't have grown up to be such a psycho , and he and your dad would still be alive today , and i 'd just be a normal guy . [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] you said you do n't want me , asa . i do n't want your son as a consolation prize . dallas : [ as renee ] well , honey , your life is not over . there 's always spencer 's daddy , right ? ned truman ? i mean , maybe you two ought to try it again . emma : where 's spencer ? rex : [ as bo ] little boys ' room . probably rigging the toilets as we speak . renee : asa , why do n't we leave these two young'uns to talk ? bo : [ as asa ] yeah , sure , that 's a great idea . emma : thanks for taking spencer off my hands for a few minutes . he did n't need to hear all that . bo : is everything all right ? emma : uh , this guy i really had a thing for just told me it 's over . bo : sorry . emma : he was n't . he told me to look to someone closer to my own age . ned truman 's my age . look how that worked out . bo : i -- i do n't know . what happened ? [ emma sighs ] emma : ned is not the easiest man to love , but he is spencer 's father , even if he is n't the best influence on a child . bo : i 'm guessing that 's why spencer plays with matches and is trying to get me to buy him a kitten . emma : do n't be so hard on him . i do n't know what i 'd do if i did n't have spencer to tell my troubles to . he needs a father . a real father , not a parade of guys who stay for 45 minutes and leave a 20 on the nightstand when he 's done . sorry if that makes you feel uncomfortable . that 's what i do -- or did . i 'm -- i 'm going to leave that life , even if it wo n't happen the way i was hoping . bo : well , you have to do that . that life 's no good for you . emma : why do you care ? you do n't even know me . bo : but i feel like i do . gigi : [ as emma ] how could i expect your father to make an honest woman out of me ? introduce me to all of his society friends . rex : [ as bo ] that does n't mean you have to settle for truman . emma : you have any idea what it 's like to be in love with one person and -- and pretty much obliged to another ? bo : oh , you have no idea . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] asa , you did real good thing with emma , leveling with her . i 'm proud of you . bo : [ as asa ] well , you can be very persuasive . [ renee sighs ] bo : [ as himself ] but now david vickers is n't going to be born . [ scene_break ] john : i 'd rather not talk about truman . i just ate . david : yeah , sorry . john : see you around , or not . david : sounds like a plan . what do you say , d.v . ? should we head over to old clint buchanan 's house and see if we ca n't work out a deal ? maybe if i 'm brilliant and you 're cute , he wo n't stop payment on the $ 10 million . that 's a great idea . there 's almost no chance of it working . let 's give it a shot . david : that was weird , but explainable , right ? i do n't feel like a vampire . god , it 'd be cool to be a vampire , would n't it ? you think there 's vampire dogs ? [ scene_break ] carlo : now the circle of life will be completed . while the prince and princess , soon to be king and queen , are consummating their marriage , the fraudulent prince and princess will pay in blood for their treason . [ cheers ] [ scene_break ] jonas : you think that you can use your old lover as a weapon ? [ jonas chuckles ] jonas : oh , my pet , there is only one weapon that matters right now , so you might as well acquiesce . talia : if you touch me , i will break your neck . jonas : oh . talia : no , that 's right , you should be the one afraid for your life , not antonio . jonas : antonio has nothing to worry about since he 's already dead . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] todd : so -- right . excuse me . marty : sure . todd : what 's up ? cole : i signed away my rights as the baby 's father . todd : you did what ? [ scene_break ] michael : good night . marcie : good night . john : call me if you need me . [ phone rings ] marcie : starr ? starr : it 's going to happen . marcie : what ? starr : cole -- cole signed away his rights to the baby . and now there 's , um -- there 's nothing left -- there 's nothing left to stop me from -- from giving you this baby . [ scene_break ] cole : it 's done . there 's nothing you can do to stop it , now or ever .
cole informs starr that he will sign for her to give their baby up for adoption . but it 's only because he knows that she wants to abandon their child . and he also tells her that they are through . she can not accept that and cries . michael and marcie are still at odd where she wants to adopt starr 's baby but he believes it will never work . meanwhile , todd and marty are getting to be friends . she completely trusts him and believes that john is a terrible person , based upon what todd tells her . in mendorra , carlo hesser has talia married off to jonas chamberlain . but antonio is determined to rescue her . david has a plan for how to raise money now that he is all alone and homeless . bo and rex are still stuck in paris , tx in 1968 assuming the roles of bo and asa . emma is the mother of young spencer truman . and there is a dilemma about whether she should have another baby , who will be david vickers .
[ rex groans ] [ knock on door ] adriana : rex . rex : hey . adriana : oh , my god , are you okay ? rex : yeah , i 'll live , so they tell me . adriana : i heard they let you out of the hospital . i brought you these . rex : flowers . sweet . adriana : flowers for a guy . i know it 's kind of lame , but i wanted to do something . rex : no , they 're nice . thanks . adriana : i 'll put them in some water for you . so , how are you feeling ? rex : oh , like i 've been run over by a truck , which is about the only thing that psycho did n't do to me . adriana : must have been awful . well , at least hayes is in jail where he belongs . rex : yeah , they 'll lock him up , all right . but natalie 's still out there , and he wo n't tell us where . [ scene_break ] guard : hey , dirtbag , you got a visitor . hayes : is it one of my club members ? guard : this one does n't look like a fan . hayes : well , well . mrs. victoria davidson . i assume i 'm front - page news . are you here for an exclusive ? viki : i want my daughter back , and you are going to give her to me . [ scene_break ] blair : well , it 's hard to plan a wedding when you 're worried about viki . todd : yeah . blair : she 's got two kids missing , todd , and i really do think that you should tell her that you saw jessica in new york . todd : and that i lost her ? blair : yeah . todd : i 'm not telling viki anything about jessica unless it 's good news . blair : what about that p.i . that you hired ? any word from him ? todd : he just started this morning . he 's not like these idiots that asa hires . he 's actually going to find her . blair : no , asa found where margaret was hiding , todd . todd : so he says . blair : we had a deal . asa 's going to take care of margaret and we are going to get married in peace . todd : what makes you think you could trust asa any further than you could throw him ? [ scene_break ] asa : just give me five minutes with this damn lunatic , and i 'll find out where he 's hiding my granddaughter . nigel : i 'm sure the commissioner will find an effective means for extracting information from that lunatic . he 'll find miss natalie . asa : all that bo is worried about is finding a way to lock up his old man . kevin : well , maybe he 'd back off if you 'd stop committing felonies , grandpa . nigel : i 've been meaning to call the police myself , although i would hate to distract them from their search for miss natalie . kevin : why would you call the police , nigel ? nigel : i think we have an intruder trespassing on the property . [ scene_break ] [ kelly and duke laugh ] duke : what , did i actually beat you this time ? kelly : oh , yeah . maybe you 're finally getting into shape . duke : wait , wait , wait a second . did you let me win ? kelly : oh , i would never injure your fragile buchanan ego . duke : yeah , uh - huh . whatever you say , dorian . kelly : oh , wow ! gosh , that was below the belt . duke : yeah , well , if you ca n't take it , do n't dish it out . so , how is -- how 's things with superdoc ? kelly : uh -- who ? duke : `` uh -- who ? `` come on -- spencer , all right ? are you still dating him or what ? kelly : who wants to know ? duke : uh -- i do . i just , you know , want to make sure you 're happy . that 's all . kelly : so tell me , did your dad put you up to grilling me about spencer ? duke : no . no , i 've just been hearing his name come up at work a lot lately . kelly : from whom ? duke : you . okay , and my dad . kelly : uh - huh . duke : so , you know , is spencer the kind of guy you could really see yourself caring about , or are you just using him to stick it to my dad ? kelly : i 'm not using anyone , and why would you think i would want to stick it to kevin ? duke : you tell me . you know how he feels about you . kelly : no , no , i do n't . why do n't you fill me in ? what ? what 's so funny ? duke : you know what ? he 's nuts about you , and i can totally just see you doing the whole hard - to - get routine with him , driving him up a wall . kelly : well , i guess we have gotten closer lately . [ scene_break ] kevin : you think we have an intruder ? i mean , have you seen anyone ? nigel : no , sir , but i was walking the grounds this morning and looked in on the guesthouse . it appears as though someone has been living there . asa : i own that cottage you 're in ! i own your freedom ! and you , lady , play by my rules ! margaret : yes , sir . asa : there 's -- there 's no intruder . kevin : oh , listen , grandpa , if nigel says that he saw something -- asa : hank winthrop is staying at the guesthouse . kevin : hank from texas petrol ? asa : right . his wife threw him out of the house . he 's been going to a lot of strip clubs and she 's making him pay for it , and i 'm letting him stay here till she comes to her senses . nigel : your generosity abounds , sir . asa : you got that right , nigel . kevin : well , forgive me if i do n't stick around to hear about your nobel prize nomination , but someone has to save your empire . nigel : shall we expect you and master duke for dinner , sir ? kevin : i 'll have someone from the office call . see you , grandpa . [ scene_break ] hugh : marcie ? marcie : hey . hugh : thought you 'd still be in the hospital . marcie : oh , they just let me out this morning . bo wanted me to come in and make a formal statement about what happened at the warehouse . hugh : yeah , hey , i 'm sorry about that . i ca n't believe i was the one who talked you into leaving with that guy . marcie : no , you had no idea . hugh , it 's okay . i mean , i always knew the guy was a jerk . i just did n't know that he was capable of doing something like this . hugh : how are you feeling ? marcie : a little shaky , i guess . and i 'm still worried about natalie . they have n't found her . has hayes said anything ? hugh : no , not that i know of . and for what it 's worth , i 'm going to personally see to it that we nail this guy for everything that he 's done . marcie : well , if you need me , sign me up to testify . i 'll do whatever i can to help . hugh : you 'll be my star witness . and you know , if you ever need to just talk to anyone , i 'm around . just let me know . marcie : thanks . hugh : you 're not alone in this . that 's all i 'm saying . michael : that 's right , she 's not alone . she 's got me . [ scene_break ] viki : officer , would you mind terribly giving me a few moments alone with the prisoner , please ? thank you . hayes : i imagined myriad ways the police would come up with to get me to talk , but i must say i was not expecting you . viki : yes , well , i needed to see you . hayes : why ? viki : to see if you were really insane or just evil . hayes : and what 's the verdict ? viki : oh , you 're clearly disturbed . hayes : based on what , your clinical analysis ? what would you know about it ? viki : more than you think . mr. barber , you obviously know who i am and what i do . i think you should also be aware of the fact that i have influence , influence that reaches farther than you can possibly imagine . hayes : are you here to cut a deal with me ? viki : my influence goes both ways . you see , i can make your life in prison a very tolerable experience , or i can make it a living hell . hayes : that sounds like a threat , viki . viki : yes . well , you have my daughter . and one way or the other , you are going to give her back to me . so you can either benefit from this conversation or you can suffer from it . trust me , you do n't want to play with me . you are way out of your league . [ scene_break ] kelly : let 's not make more out of this than what it is , okay ? duke : oh , so , what ? so let 's say it 's less than wedding bells but more than a booty call ? kelly : okay , i ca n't believe you just used the term `` booty call . `` [ duke laughs ] kelly : it 's exactly the same as it was , always . duke : in what way ? kelly : we get closer , we fight . duke : and you have make - up sex . kelly : why do we keep coming back to that ? duke : why do you keep ignoring it ? you know what , kelly ? this is a big thing ; at least i think it is . i mean , with the history that you and my dad have , there is no way the two of you are going to go there easily . it means something . kelly : well , i 'll tell you what it does n't mean . it does not mean that we 're getting back together . duke : and why not ? kelly : because we have too much stuff to work through before that happens , that 's why . duke : so work through it . come on . he 's home right now eating breakfast . why do n't you pop on in and surprise him ? maybe you guys can work through a few things . kelly : no . duke : come on . great breakfasts are served at the old buchanan corral . kelly : well , i am kind of hungry . duke : go . kelly : you want a ride ? duke : uh -- no . three 's a crowd . besides , i better run a few more laps because i 'm going to beat you next time . kelly : next time we 're talking about adriana . has there been any sheet - hitting going on ? duke : oh , i got to run . kelly : uh - huh . duke : see you . [ scene_break ] adriana : rex , they 're going to find natalie . rex : yeah , well , that nutcase had me for 10 minutes and look what he did to me . he 's had nattie for weeks . adriana : what exactly did he do to you ? rex : aah ! adriana : i know he drugged you outside of rodi 's . rex : how 'd you know about that ? adriana : i found your watch , gave it to bo . that 's how he figured out hayes had you . rex : well , i was hoping someone would figure that out . how 'd you know it was mine ? adriana : maybe we have a psychic connection . see if you can read my mind . getting anything ? rex : um -- no , i must not be getting a signal . you thirsty ? you want something to drink ? i think i have water . ugh ! adriana : what 's wrong ? rex : ugh , my neck -- it 's totally messed up . you must get that way from getting strung up . adriana : he tried to hang you ? rex : yeah , me and marcie both . i thought he actually killed her for a minute there . adriana : oh , well , did n't they give you anything for the pain ? rex : yeah , the bill from the hospital . adriana : oh , well , here , let me -- oh . rex : ah . oh , god , right there . adriana : it 's like a knot . no , stop ; do n't move . stay still . rex : that 's good , thanks . uh -- you 've got the magic touch . [ scene_break ] blair : todd , we 've been over this a hundred , hundred times . todd : yeah , i know , and i still do n't understand why you would trust asa in any -- blair : oh , reverend reede , how are you ? i 'm blair cramer and this is my fiance -- rev . reede : right , right . blair : todd manning . rev . reede : you want to talk about your wedding plans . you know , you 'll have to forgive me . being new to llanview , i 'm still trying to get up to speed on things . you know , i got the papers you sent ahead . you 've had quite a history . todd : yeah , we 're a regular `` barbara walters special . `` rev . reede : you 've been married before ? todd : four times . blair : five . five times . todd : do you mean to each other or in general ? rev . reede : uh -- well -- blair : we 've obviously made a few mistakes in our past , but this time we 're going to do it right . rev . reede : you know , i -- i see where reverend carpenter married -- well , performed one of your ceremonies . perhaps you 'd like to have him . todd : no , no , no , no , no . he screwed us . that marriage did n't stick . blair : um -- we -- well , we want a new beginning and we feel that having someone new in town to perform the ceremony would be just great . rev . reede : well , i 'd be more than happy to . blair : oh , good . todd : good . hey , let 's -- let 's look at a calendar and set a date . rev . reede : well , actually , i 'd like to ask a few questions before we get to that . blair : sure . todd : fire away . rev . reede : well , do you plan on having any children ? todd : we 've already been up to the devil 's work . blair : todd . todd : we got two , one of each flavor . next ? blair : yes , a little girl -- starr -- actually , she 's not so little anymore . she 's growing into a beautiful young woman . and our baby -- well , he 's not a baby either . he 's -- he 's growing fast . his name is jack . rev . reede : wonderful . um -- are you planning on having any more children ? todd : no , we 're pleased with the family the way it is right now . we 're not looking for any new surprises . [ scene_break ] kevin : i swear i left my keys out here . what - [ scene_break ] margaret : little todd is getting so big . you need some fresh air , darling . mommy has a very important errand to run . [ scene_break ] adriana : i think i need to go . rex : okay . adriana : if you need anything , i 'd be happy to get it for you . rex : uh -- i 'm good . i have everything i need . adriana : then i should probably go . rex : adriana , wait . um -- thanks for the flowers . adriana : you 're welcome . do n't forget to water them . rex : right . [ scene_break ] hugh : i was just telling marcie that she 's got friends to help her through this . michael : no , you never can have too many friends , can you ? marcie 's been going through a hard time lately . hugh : she certainly has . i understand why she was trying to drink her problems away . michael : well , it 's a good thing she has friends to take her to bed . marcie : michael , do n't say it like that . hugh was just helping me out . he was a complete gentleman . it 's not like we spent the night together . hugh : i hope you did n't get the wrong impression , michael . i 'm not trying to get in between you and marcie . marcie : oh , we 're not dating anymore , so -- well , i -- i mean , we 're not dating or anything . michael , you know what i mean . i mean -- hugh : right , so we 're all on the same page here . we want natalie vega to be found safe and we want hayes barber to swing for it , right ? marcie and michael : right . guard : a.d.a . hughes ? hugh : yeah , what is it ? guard : have you seen the commissioner ? hugh : last i heard , he was out looking for his niece . what is it ? guard : natalie vega 's mother is down there with barber . marcie : oh , my god . hugh , you got to go find bo . [ scene_break ] hayes : are you trying to frighten me ? viki : oh , i doubt anything could frighten you . hayes : well , if you ca n't intimidate me and you think i 'm nuts , what makes you think i 'd cut a deal with you ? viki : i said you were insane , not stupid . now , i want you to tell me where my daughter is . hayes : do n't you want to ask me if there 's anything left to find ? viki : i do n't think you would answer me truthfully . hayes : good point , good point . viki . but i bet you 're dying to know . would you like me to tell you how she rocked herself to sleep every night in that cold , dark room that i left her in ? well , her crying went from a deep , deep sobbing to finally a sort of pathetic little whimper . but -- but she never did beg for her mommy , though . was that a relief for you to hear ? or maybe is that a disappointment ? viki : are you finished ? hayes : my , my . you 're a cold fish . not a tear to shed for your daughter 's suffering ? what , is your heart made of stone ? viki : oh , my heart is made of stronger stuff than god will ever allow you to know . you see , i know a great deal about your pathology . i 've had experience with the inner workings of the mind . hayes : is that so ? viki : tell me , who abused you as a child ? was it your father ? hayes : not him . viki : grandfather ? and you 're still that frightened little boy , are n't you ? but you see , the more you talk , the more you seem to derive pleasure from my pain , the more convinced i am that my daughter is still alive because you do n't want to kill the one person who allows you to torture so many others . hayes : you 'll never find her , not without my help . and if she is n't dead yet , she will be by the time that clown of a cop mcbain finds her . viki : yes , well , that 's why you 're going to tell me where she is right now . please remember that i have the ability to make your imprisonment an absolute torment . look into my eyes if you doubt my sincerity . where is my daughter ? hayes : okay . okay , viki . i 'm curious . if i tell you where she is , what do i get in return ? [ scene_break ] rev . reede : all right then , let 's just check the calendar . blair : okay . todd : finished so soon ? rev . reede : sorry if that felt like an inquisition . blair : oh , no , no , no . we did n't mind answering any questions , but we do have two children in the park with their baby - sitter that we need to get to . rev . reede : oh , you know , we can make the final arrangements when we get closer to the date . i just need to see if the dates you want are still available . blair : okay . [ scene_break ] margaret : my darling . it 's daddy . [ scene_break ] kevin : nigel , have you seen my keys ? nigel : perhaps mr. buchanan lent them to his bordello buddy in the guesthouse . asa : how many damn times have i told you ? there 's a big difference between a strip joint and a cathouse . nigel : i 'll be sure to observe that distinction in the future , sir . asa : i got a call to make . nigel : did you look in the library , sir ? you were working late last night . kevin : uh -- no , you know what ? that 's a good idea . i 'll check . nigel : no , allow me . kevin : no , you do n't have -- okay . kelly : hey . kevin : hey . you 're the last person i expected to see . kelly : well , at least i 'm not interrupting your shower . kevin : yeah , i thought we were n't supposed to talk about that . kelly : all right , i think i owe you an apology . kevin : really ? kelly : yes , i was talking with blair , and i think i might have overreacted when i questioned your motives about why you were -- kevin : interrupting you in the shower ? kelly : yeah . kevin : well , listen , i 'll be honest with you . the fact that spencer was interested in you did motivate me to come over . but listen , the only reason was -- is because i could n't live with myself if i lost you for good . because i 'm crazy about you . and i 'm starting to think that i always will be . kelly : you know , duke said i should come over here . kevin : duke ? kelly : mm - hmm . kevin : really ? kelly : yeah , he seems to think we make a pretty good couple . we always have . kevin : oh , yeah ? come here , you . [ scene_break ] roxy : oh -- rex : aah ! roxy , you 're killing me ! roxy : what did the nut job do to you ? rex : aah ! roxy : does it hurt ? rex : only when you do that ! roxy : oh , i 'm so glad you 're alive . rex : yeah , well , that makes two of us . roxy : who would 've thunk that scrawny runt hayes barber would off so many people ? just give me two minutes with that punk after everything that he did to you . rex : okay , we 've got to get nattie back first , all right ? roxy : well , johnny and bo are going to do that . they 're going to bring her home . rex : well , that sounded strangely reasonable . roxy : well , i 've been talking to viki . rex : that explains it . roxy : since when do you buy yourself fresh flowers ? rex : adriana stopped by . roxy : adriana ? dorian 's kid ? rex : where are you going with this , roxy ? roxy : well , she 's cute , she 's hot , she 's flush . you could do worse . [ scene_break ] adriana : oh , sorry . duke : hey , watch where you 're going , lady ! adriana : oh , hey , duke . duke : hey , so what you doing up so early ? did you come looking for me ? adriana : i was -- i just needed some fresh air . duke : oh , you know , you should have called me . you could have come running with us . adriana : oh , did kelly beat you again ? duke : yeah , worse . she let me win . adriana : ooh . duke : hey , i 'm glad we ran into each other , though . adriana : yeah . duke : we must have some sort of psychic connection going , huh ? adriana : hey , let 's spend the day together . we can pack a lunch and take some of asa 's horses out to the lake , maybe go out for a swim . duke : ooh , that sounds great . but i have a nightmare of a day today . we 've got three board members coming in , and my dad wants me to walk them through all the fourth quarter projections with them . adriana : oh . duke : but can i take a rain check ? adriana : of course . duke : uh -- what is that for ? adriana : i just miss you . duke : i miss you , too . hey , could we have dinner later ? adriana : that would be great . duke : i 'll call you . adriana : okay . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm not really into green day that much anymore . ginger : have you heard fall out boy ? starr : no . ginger : i 'll lend you my c.d . jack : when are my mommy and daddy coming ? ginger : they should be here soon , jack . do n't worry . [ scene_break ] margaret : i 'm so sorry , my little darling . i did n't know daddy would be here with that horrible blair . well , mommy tried to get rid of her , but she just did n't finish the job . this is not what i wanted for my little man . this is not what i wanted at all . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , talk to you soon . rev . reede : yes . thank you , sir . [ blair and todd hum `` bridal march `` ] [ scene_break ] margaret : i did n't plan on seeing daddy so soon . i was n't ready . i have n't had time to make all of the arrangements . oh ! rev . reede : sorry , i did n't mean to startle you . may i help you with something ? margaret : oh , yes , i hope so . i just wanted to talk to you about my baby . [ scene_break ] viki : i want my daughter back . so , frankly , i 'm prepared to do whatever is necessary . hayes : i like the way you think . viki : what do you want ? hugh : this is the last man you want to be making any deals with , mrs. davidson . viki : i 'm sorry ; do i know you ? hugh : a.d.a . hugh hughes . the hayes barber case is my assignment . hayes : this is the man who wants to see me fry . viki , why do n't you ask him how much he cares if little natalie gets back alive ? my guess is not very much . hugh : do n't listen to him . hayes : oh , come on . what 's another consecutive life sentence between friends , huey ? hugh : please do n't waste your time with him , mrs. davidson . he is not going to give you anything . hayes : my guess is that she does n't agree . what 's it going to be , viki ? pull some weight in my direction . you want your daughter back ; i want all charges against me dropped . you make that happen , you can have daughter dearest back by lunch . marcie : what if hayes is down there doing something to mrs. davidson and hugh ? maybe you should just call john . michael : hayes is behind bars . viki 's going to do everything she can to get natalie home . i 'd like to take a couple swings at that guy myself . marcie : you really care about natalie , do n't you ? michael : i just want to see her come home safe . i think we all do . [ scene_break ] kevin : maybe we should take this upstairs , huh ? kelly : it 's not even noon yet . kevin : so i 'll take you to lunch afterwards . kelly : mmm , mama luisa 's ? kevin : anywhere you want . kelly : oh , wait . we 're doing it again . kevin : i hope so . kelly : no , no , you and i both know that we can both think of 50 reasons why we should n't be doing this here . you go first . you think of one . kevin : yeah , i got nothing . kelly : yeah , my mind 's a blank . come on , let 's go . [ scene_break ] asa : damn ! oh , that lying witch ! left the guesthouse again , and took kevin 's car to boot . asa : where -- where would i go if i was some real crazy lady ? [ scene_break ] margaret : i just want my little boy to be raised right . rev . reede : are you a member of this congregation ? margaret : no , i 'm new to st. james . rev . reede : oh , so am i . it 's my first week here . margaret : well , i 've heard you were doing a splendid job . rev . reede : thank you . please -- rev . reede : will the baby 's father be a part of the service ? margaret : oh , we 've had a little falling - out , but i 'm certain he 'll be here for the christening . rev . reede : i 'm happy to hear that . margaret : i know exactly how the ceremony will be . margaret : i 'm so happy that viki and kevin have agreed to be little todd 's godparents . viki : i 'm so happy that todd has finally found his soul mate . kevin : and finally gotten rid of that harpy blair . viki : it 's such a shame that she fell down all those flights of stairs . margaret : only to be consumed by the fire . kevin : well , if the fire did n't get her , those rabid dogs in the basement would have . margaret : the poor dear . viki : i know . oh , i could n't ask for a better sister - in - law . kevin : please tell me you 'll be coming to work at b.e . as soon as possible . margaret : oh , i could n't . this is my career now -- my husband and our beautiful baby boy . todd : yeah , he 's a chip off the old block , is n't he ? thank you , darling . i love you so much . margaret : oh , you had me at `` do n't shoot me . `` margaret : it 's going to be perfect . all i have to do now is take care of one last little problem . [ scene_break ] blair : hey , you guys . sorry we 're late . ginger : oh , not a problem . we had fun . blair : good . todd : you had fun ? blair : fun . todd : you had fun without me , huh ? hey , did you have fun without me ? is that right ? all right , here . blair : uh - oh , jack . todd : this will teach you to have fun without me . sleep ! blair : oh , no ! oh , he 's out , he 's out ! wake him up , starr , so we can all have fun ! starr : get up , get up , get up ! [ scene_break ] ginger : excuse me , please . adriana ? reality ? where were you ? adriana : ginger . hi . no , i was just thinking . ginger : daydreaming about duke does n't get the job done . you have to have hands - on participation . adriana : actually , i was thinking about a friend of mine . he just got out of the hospital . ginger : `` he `` ? are you holding out ? tell me about him . what 's his name ? adriana : rex balsom . you know him ? ginger : yeah . he hates me . adriana : i doubt that . ginger : well , trust me on this one . adriana : well , that 's too bad . you know , i was just thinking that you and rex would be great together . ginger : not to say that he is n't absolutely hot . tell me more . [ scene_break ] jack : did you bring fred the frog ? todd : you kidding me ? i never leave home without fred the frog . where 's fred ? blair : well , it was right on top when we left the church . todd : did he fall off ? jack : you lost fred ? todd : no , he 's not lost . jack : we have to find him . fred was the only way i could talk to daddy when he was gone . blair : oh , hmm . todd : well , daddy 's here now , son , so we can cut back on those frog - time minutes , okay ? blair : you know what , i 'll run back to the church and look for freddie . todd : no , no , no , i 'll do it . guys are the only people that can talk frog , right ? jack : yeah . blair : ribbit , ribbit . [ todd laughs ] todd : oh , boy . [ scene_break ] hugh : leave it to an agent to try to negotiate himself out of jail . you ca n't trust a word he says . hayes : says the lawyer . hugh : there is no way that any of these charges against him will ever be dropped . hayes : is that -- is that true , viki ? i thought you said you were well connected , you had all this power in the community . were you shining me on , mom ? were you playing games with your little girl 's life ? hugh : do n't let him get to you . hayes : i walk , you get your little natalie back . those are the terms of the deal . viki : done . you got a deal . [ scene_break ] rex : cool your jets . adriana 's just a friend . roxy : friend ? well , friends do n't let each other drive drunk , but flowers ? rex : you 're killing me . i 'm begging you , please . roxy : baby , listen , i know you 're achy - breaky over jen , and there 's nothing like a little pity you - know - what to get you right on your feet . rex : what do n't you understand about `` adriana 's just a friend `` ? roxy : friend . oh , yeah , a friend . hey , baby , you 're my son . i know what you 're thinking . rex : i 'm not thinking about anything . [ scene_break ] ginger : you really think i could hang out with rex ? adriana : sure . ginger : i really stepped in it when i went on about that colson dude and how he killed jen rappaport . he freaked . i think he still has a thing for her . i mean , how do you compete with a dead girl ? adriana : you take it slow , get to know him , make up for bad first impressions . ginger : why are you so hot on rex and i hooking up ? i just think you want to keep me away from duke . adriana : not quite . starr : ginger ? my mom wants me to bring jack to the pond , and he never listens to me , so will you come with us ? ginger : sure . jack : come on , ginger . ginger : hey listen ; call me , adriana . adriana : okay . ginger : all right . bye . adriana : okay . [ scene_break ] blair : looks like i got my family back . [ scene_break ] rev . reede : you know , if you 'd like to talk about the problem you mentioned , i 'd be happy to sit down with you . margaret : oh , it 's nothing really . it 's just a domestic squabble . rev . reede : well , you know where to find me should you ever need to talk . now , call me when the baby arrives and we 'll set up a date for the christening . margaret : thank you very much . do n't fret , todd jr. daddy 's other family does n't really matter at all . it 's not really a problem . because he only gets one family , so he will have to choose . and mommy knows how to get daddy to choose . so once mommy is done , a whole new world will open up for the three of us . daddy , mommy , and little todd jr. will live happily ever after . [ next_on ] todd : you 're going to give me the real story about margaret . now , where is she ? nigel : what on earth are you doing here ? margaret : i 'm mr. buchanan 's houseguest . viki : if we let him go , he 'll tell us where natalie is . bo : the man is a liar . viki : what if he 's not lying ?
adriana comes to visit rex , and brings him flowers . she thinks that it is a dumb idea to bring a man flowers . vikki visits hayes in jail , and she tries to strike up a deal with him that she will get the charges against him dropped if he will only tell her where natalie is . blair and todd discuss their wedding plans , but blair wants to cancel the wedding until natalie is found . blair wants todd to tell vikki that he saw jessica in new york but then lost her . blair asks him about the private investigator that he had hired . in the background , margaret is watching them , and she remarks to herself that she is n't ready to see todd yet .
rex : hey ! what 's the matter with you ? do n't you listen ? i told you not to come back ! [ scene_break ] cristian : well , there 's salsa , r & b , and a little country -- oh , classical . you said you liked beethoven , right ? i almost forgot -- i also have a little surprise for you . here , give me your hands . evangeline : cristian -- i bet you look beautiful . sorry . i think i just want to be alone . cristian : i 'll come say good night later , ok ? evangeline : ok . cristian ? thank you for trying . layla : how is she ? cristian : ah . i do n't know . she said she wants to be alone . layla : she 's depressed . how could she not be ? cristian : i wish i knew what to do about it . todd : here 's an idea -- why do n't you stay away from her ? [ scene_break ] john : yeah , i think we definitely got something . i 'm -- i 'm going to have vickers explain it to you himself . yeah , i think that 's best . natalie : be right back . so , nash brennan . why do n't you give me one good reason why i should n't go over there and get john to arrest you for kidnapping . [ scene_break ] blair : i figured that this would be a good place . it 's secluded and all . bo : yeah , well , for your safety , we ca n't be too careful . blair : i just feel like i 'm stuck , bo . i ca n't seem to find anything on spencer no matter where i look . i do n't know what to look for . and i want to help todd , but -- bo : there 's a new development . somewhere there 's a gun . blair : a gun ? bo : spencer used it to kill john 's father . blair : well , then we got to find it . i got to find it . you -- you just tell me where to look . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , what are you doing here ? hey , what are you doing out ? whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . adriana : what are you doing talking to my stalker ? [ scene_break ] matthew : ms. alvarez , where you going ? ms. alvarez , wait ! nora : let her go , matthew . matthew : you fired her ? nora : she -- she quit . matthew : why ? nora : i do n't know . i guess i was annoying or something . matthew : mom , this is n't good . nora : oh , matthew , i will be fine . matthew : how ? you need a nurse . nora : well -- why ? why ? i can get -- i can get out of bed myself , i can walk , you know ? i 'm not running any 10-ks , but i 'm doing pretty good . matthew : that 's not true . you need a nurse to help you get to the bathroom . nora : matthew -- matthew : you know you do . nora : oh , you know what ? enough . i am the mother and i make the decisions about me , ok ? having someone stand over me and watch me sleeping -- i ca n't stand it . i 'm doing just great , ok ? and the more i have to do for myself , the more i 'll be able to do for myself . listen , i -- i know you 're worried about me , and i love you for that . but , sweet , i -- you have to trust me to know what is right for me , ok ? you want to watch the -- let 's watch the dvd , hmm ? matthew : here . i 'm not in the mood . nora : matthew -- matt -- oh , honey , come on . oh . [ scene_break ] nash : natalie , i would never do anything to hurt jessica . natalie : oh , i 'm sure you would n't hurt jessica if you thought it would help you get tess to take over . claudia : she 's got a point . natalie : and you -- do you have any idea how pathetic you are ? glomming on to nash when he 's in love with someone else and coming on to john the her day ? i mean -- nash : natalie , cut it out . natalie : you cut it out , nash . stay away from my sister and her baby . and keep this psycho away from me and john . [ scene_break ] bo : spencer hid the gun somewhere -- a safe , safe - deposit box . blair : it 's a murder weapon , bo . why would he hold on to it at all ? bo : because it was a gift from his father . now , according to vickers , it meant a lot to him . my gut says that he has the gun stashed somewhere . blair : well , then we got to find it . we got to expose spencer . just got to get this all out in the open so i can finally tell todd . i mean , that 's the only thing that 's keeping me sane these days . [ scene_break ] cristian : just ca n't stay away , can you ? never mind that nobody wants you around , that you annoy the crap out of everyone . todd : only you . and i could n't care less what you think of me . i 'm here to see evangeline . cristian : evangeline only tolerates you . she 's too nice to tell you to get lost . todd : evangeline is not only happy to see me always , she 's grateful to me that i 'm not walking around here like her blindness is the end of the world , like you , which i 'm sure is just doing wonders for her depression . layla : ok . would you two stop ? your fighting is n't helping my sister 's depression at all . cristian : hey , where do you think you 're going ? layla : let him go . cristian : the more i see this guy , the more i hate him . layla : ok , look . i 'm not sure what 's going on between you and todd and i really do n't give a damn right now . all i re about is my sister , and if he can make her feel better , then he should be in there . cristian : you do n't get , do you ? it 's all about money . he pays for the surgery , he pays to get into her room , he pays for this damn hospital . vincent : maybe you 'll be able to pay for stuff , too , cristian , if your boxing career goes well . cristian : yeah , right . just make sure you promote the hell out of my fight . vincent : i 'll do my job . you just do your job and win the damn fight . cristian : i 'll be back . layla : did you mean that ? you think cristian can make it big ? vincent : he 's going to win me a lot of money . layla : i 'm starting to get the point . anyway , i hope you 're right about cristian for vange 's sake . vincent : how about you take a ride with me ? layla : hmm , i -- i do n't want to leave her here all alone . vincent : your sister 's in there with a visitor , d you definitely need some air . will you trust me ? half an hour , then i 'll bring you right back here . layla : sure . todd : i do n't know what 's the matter with you . you never gave up on me and now you 're so willing to give up on yourself . evangeline : i 'm not giving up . i 'm -- i 'm just processing . when this first happened to me and all the doctors said they thought the blindness was permanent , i did n't believe it . i just -- i thought that one day i would open my eyes and it would all be over like a bad dream . and you know , i just -- did n't matter how unrealistic . i held on to that . todd : and you still should hold on to it . evangeline : no . no , i ca n't , because now i know that this will never change . this is who i am , this is my reality , and i have to make peace with that , todd , and if you 're my friend , you do , too . todd : all right . then i 'm not your friend . [ scene_break ] rex : whoa , you 're stalker ? what are you talking about ? adriana : i saw you , rex , talking to the guy in the hoodie ! rex : no , no , no . adriana , you 've got this all wrong . adriana : rex , i saw you with my own eyes ! what are you doing ? rex : would you just listen to me a minute , let me explain ? adriana : this is crazy . i do n't understand any of this . rex : not so fast . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] nora : matthew . come on in . we can watch this dvd -- paige , what are you doing here ? paige : i 'm here to kick your ass . nora : well , that 'll be difficult . paige : your home - care nurse quit ? that 's the third one in two days , so matthew called in the big guns . nora : oh , i suppose that 's you ? paige : damn straight . [ scene_break ] evangeline : ok , ok . you 're not my friend -- i get it because i want to accept my fate and you do n't want me to . you 're going to , what , give me a little dose of tough love and threaten to pull your friendship until i see it your way , todd ? ok , you 're right . you 're right -- i 'm still blind because i 'm not fighting hard enough . todd : what a defeatist you are . evangeline : what a pollyanna you are . todd : well , i talked to another doctor . i called this guy in scotland . i talked to him a little while . of course , he had this brogue so thick i could barely understand a word he said , but i 'm going to fly him out here . evangeline : will you stop it ? will you just stop it ? please ! i ca n't believe you care this much about me . thank you . thank you for trying so hard to give me hope , but it 's not working , todd . you 're making me feel worse . you 're making me feel guilty for not being able to be hopeful about seeing again . the best thing for me right now is -- is to accept my fate . this is who i am . i am a blind woman , todd . and as my friend , i need you to help me embrace it , not fight it . todd : you 're entitled to your opinion . i -- i do n't happen to share your opinion and i 'm not going to give up . evangeline : well , you do n't have a choice . but you do n't have to worry about me -- i 'm going to be ok . i 'm -- i 'm wallowing a bit right now , but i 'm resilient . i bounce back . todd : i 'm going to make sure you do n't have to . [ phone rings ] i need to take this . sorry . yeah ? all right , when ? yeah , ok . thanks . evangeline : sounds important . todd : yeah , it is . it 's something i have to take care of right now . evangeline : ok , then . go . get out of here . todd : this is n't over . cristian : hey . evangeline : hey . cristian : i 've made a decision . i 'm going to find you another doctor . evangeline : you 're as bad as todd . [ scene_break ] blair : it haunts me every single day that i did n't believe in todd . bo : you know , you 're too hard on yourself . there were reasons . blair : none of them good enough . i love todd . and when he needed me the most , i did n't believe in him . now i got to make it up to him . i 've got to take down the bastard who tried to take him down and i 'm going to . i 'm going to redeem myself . if i can do just this much , then maybe i can live with myself again . bo : everybody wants to see spencer get what 's coming to him , but the more time that he has , the greater the chances are that he 's going to get away with it . i mean , he did n't hide the truth about thomas mcbain 's shooting without a whole lot of planning . blair : yeah -- planning margaret 's death , setting you up , setting todd up . bo : yeah , well , he 's a sociopath . he 's smart . he 's -- he 's cold , and so we -- we just ca n't give him more time to figure out another way out . blair : well , i understand that much . bo : you know , i 'd hoped that there was a better way , a different way that we could go about this without you having to keep pretending with spencer . blair : no , look , i am going to get that gun for you . you can count on that . [ scene_break ] rex : you 've got this all wrong ! adriana : i 'm not stupid , rex ! rex : no , no , of course not . i get you think what you think . it 's totally understandable . that dude was wearing a hoodie and it was just like the hoodie the guy we were running from was wearing , ok ? but this man is -- adriana : this better be good . rex : would you listen ? he 's a beach bum . adriana : yeah , right . rex : he 's homeless , begged me for money . adriana : a homeless guy , out here ? rex : he sleeps on the beach somewhere right around here . i 've been watching him . he hangs out and bums change off people . i saw him for the first time when i left to get the pizza , and every time i 've left the house , i 've seen him . so i gave him some cash and told him to get lost because i did n't want you to freak out again . adriana : good plan . rex : not so much apparently . adriana : what were you doing out there in the middle of the night ? rex : the dude was lurking again , woke me up . so what you saw was me telling him to go find another beach to haunt -- period . why would you accuse me of doing anything other than loving you ? you know that i would do anything in this world to make you happy . you 're my life , adriana -- the best thing that has ever happened to me . [ scene_break ] paige : your son is worried sick about you . nora : well , he should n't worry about me . i do n't need 24-hour surveillance . i 'm not an invalid . paige : do you still need help getting to the bathroom ? nora : well , i really do n't think that 's any of your business , paige . will you just go , please just go ? leave me alone . paige : nora , the reason matthew went this far -- i mean , he called me . he could 've called bo or r.j. or some of your friends . i think -- i think he thought i would n't let you off the hook . i think he thought that you would listen to me . so what do you say ? do we prove your kid right or wrong ? [ scene_break ] layla : so this is your idea of showing a girl a good time -- taking her down to the docks ? vincent : it 's quiet , nice and cool . layla : drive me back . vincent : what ? layla : to the hospital -- i should be there . vincent : your sister 's resting . layla : yeah , but she may need me , vincent . she 's all i have . vincent : what about what you need ? layla : what ? layla : so , this is why you brought me down here -- to kiss me ? vincent : shh . [ scene_break ] cristian : i am nothing like todd . evangeline : you 're trying to manage my life . cristian : because i want to find you another doctor ? evangeline : your words , exactly -- `` i 'm going to get you another doctor . `` i 'm perfectly capable of getting my own doctor if i thought it would do any good . cristian : right , so you 're just going to give up ? evangeline : no . but i 'm not going to live in denial anymore . it 's too much work . i 'm a blind woman . oh , my god . that just sounds unreal . cristian : there 's a difference between `` real `` and `` permanent . `` i mean we have n't even started looking for a cure here . evangeline : there is no cure , cristian . i 'm not a candidate for a corneal transplant -- damn it . i 'm not going to do this anymore . i ca n't keep trying to fight reality . i really am ok with this . cristian : no , you 're not . evangeline : you know me . i mean , i 'm not giving up . i 'm -- you know that i 'm a fighter , too . cristian : yeah , that 's right . you 're the kind of person that does n't start something unless you can finish it . evangeline : oh , what , that 's supposed to be a compliment ? cristian : well , it depends , because when it comes to helping others , you 're unstoppable . but when the problem 's in your own life -- evangeline : this is not a problem . cristian : i think you 're afraid to get your hopes up because you do n't like to lose . evangeline : nobody likes losing , cristian . cristian : no , but most people can handle it . think about it -- what would happen if you fought for your eyesight the way you fought for todd 's life or mine ? evangeline : it 's different . my condition is , it 's -- it 's hopeless . cristian : oh , come on ! what the hell 's the matter with you ? you 've got absolutely nothing to lose . evangeline : time . i 'm not going to waste any more running from doctor to doctor . cristian : well , you 've barely even started looking . evangeline : this conversation is over . cristian : i am not done . evangeline : will you get out of my room ? can you just get out , please ? cristian : you 're only a failure if you do n't cry . you 're strong . you could beat this . you can find a way to see again . and in the meantime , hey , you can learn everything there is to know about being a blind woman . i know how you love projects . well , guess what -- now you 've got two . [ scene_break ] adriana : i was completely out of line accusing you like that . i feel horrible . rex : hey . you were upset . who can blame you ? just know that i would never , ever hurt you . adriana : i do . rex : i love you , adriana -- more than i 've ever loved anyone . adriana : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] natalie : do you understand anything about the disease that jessica has ? i mean , you could have caused her to have a complete mental breakdown . this is not a phase -- it 's an illness . nash : i am quite clear on jessica 's illness . natalie : you know , i -- i do n't think you are or why would you risk her health by kidnapping her ? nash : your sister 's more than just jessica . tess is a very big part of her , and that baby is mine . she 's my daughter , my flesh and blood , and i love her and i love tess . natalie : well , that 's heartwarming . so in order to get close to your sweet , little flesh - and - blood baby , you force her mother into a situation that is extremely dangerous for her ? nash : natalie -- natalie : and then when that does n't work , you come back and you hit on your ex ? that 's -- nash : go away . natalie : and , you know , she 's a great gal and all -- slutty , but i guess that 's her job . claudia : whoa . your boyfriend kisses me and now you 're out for blood ? sounds like someone 's a little insecure . natalie : oh , i do n't think so . you kissed him . he did not kiss you . get the story straight -- we 're not in high school . claudia : nope , not even close . [ scene_break ] john : look , vickers , for what it 's worth , the fact that you were n't the one who actually killed my father -- david : listen , listen . if you ca n't get past the fact that i was involved in your father 's murder , i ca n't blame you . i fired at the man . it does n't really matter that it was n't my gun that killed him . [ scene_break ] bo : all right , i 'll get back to you . blair , i got to check on something , then i 'll walk you to your car . blair : all right . bo ? bo : hmm ? blair : thank you so much for everything . [ phone rings ] hey , starr . no , sweetie , i 'm not coming home tonight . you know i do n't think that i have to answer that . because i think it does n't concern you what i 'm doing and who i 'm with , all right , sweetheart ? look , i am sorry that i ca n't tell you what 's going on in my private life right now , but if you 'll just -- if you 'll just hold on and understand that i know what i 'm -- starr , please do n't talk to me like that . starr -- starr ? todd : does spencer know you 're here whoring it up at some dive bar ? blair : you following me , todd ? todd : no . blair : are you having me followed ? todd : that would be a waste of time . i 'd have to care about what you were doing in order to have you followed . clearly , i do n't care about what you 're doing . blair : hmm . clearly . todd : you saying i 'm lying ? hmm ? just say it . you used to say it when you thought i was lying . blair : i used to always know when you were lying . todd : well , i always knew when you were lying . i have never been wrong . i 'm not wrong now . blair : so what am i lying to you about , todd ? todd : us . [ scene_break ] natalie : do you have any idea how sad you are hanging around nash here , who does n't love you , and in fact , did n't he dump you all those years ago because he did n't love you then , either ? nash : natalie , you 're mad at me because of my relationship with your sister . that 's fine , give me hell , but leave her alone . natalie : you just better watch your step around my family . and when i say `` family , `` i mean my sister and my niece . you may be her flesh and blood , but you will never be a father in the way it counts . nash : do n't you dare talk to me about my daughter . natalie : oh , come on , nash . john : what 's going on , champ ? natalie : i 've got it covered , john . john : you ca n't be doing this if you want to have the job -- natalie : john , do n't do this to me right now . john : come on . come to the bar , i 'll buy you a beer , we 'll cool off . natalie : i 'm going home . john : yeah ? claudia : i did n't expect that from you . john : well , natalie loves her sister and that 's -- that 's what that 's all about . claudia : thanks . i did n't expect you to stand up for me . john : sorry about that . i had to -- david : you do n't owe me an explanation . you do n't owe me anything . you know , i feel better knowing that i did n't kill anybody , but i 'll always regret that i did n't come forward when it happened . john : well , if you had , we 'd be having an entirely different conversation right now . david : everything about my life would be different if i 'd spoken up . everything . [ scene_break ] layla : you -- you did n't have to bring me all the way down here just to get a kiss . vincent : i brought you down here so you can get away from the hospital for a little while . i know how worried you 've been about your sister lately and i thought maybe you could use a break . layla : yeah . it has been a pretty insane day all around . vincent : hmm . layla : now to be kissing vincent jones under the moon . vincent : hmm . i made my street cred coming up with creative solutions to problems . layla : your street cred as a boxing manager ? vincent : the myth of vincent jones . layla : you know , you 're surprising . vincent : then it 's working . [ scene_break ] jonas : can you see any change at all ? evangeline : what should i be seeing ? jonas : i 'm shining a light into your eyes . evangeline : well , all i see is darkness , ok ? and if you 're going to tell me that i just need to give it a little bit of time , you know , and hold out hope , do n't bother , because if i was going to see anything again , i -- i would 've already seen something . jonas : evangeline , there is still some swelling and before we can say conclusively that -- evangeline : can you just stop it , please ? can you just stop it ? i do n't want to hear it . i 'm -- i 'm a blind woman . i just -- i feel like i have to just accept that . jonas : i 'm just trying to help you . i -- evangeline : can you please just stop it ? i do n't want to hear it . jonas : i will come see you tomorrow . evangeline : i 'm so tired of this . i 'm so tired of people being careful with me and -- and trying not to dash my hopes , cristian . i bet you 're tired of me , are n't you ? feeling sorry for myself ? i should be grateful . i should be grateful that i did n't lose my life in the tornado . i should be grateful that i did n't kill myself falling down the stairs . i should be grateful that i have my life . [ scene_break ] nora : you 've been very kind to my son , especially when i was ill . he adores you . i could -- i could see that by the way he -- by the way he looks at you . paige : he 's a great , great kid . nora : yeah . paige : and he missed you so much . nora : yeah . matthew : mom ? nora : ma -- matthew ? matthew : are you mad at me ? nora : come here . nora : are you mad at me ? matthew : not anymore . i mean , i never really was mad . just worried . nora : i know . you 've been such a big help -- do you know that ? and when you walked out on me earlier , it got me thinking . yes . and -- and paige has been a big help , too . matthew : did you watch the movie ? nora : listen , i ca n't laugh alone . matthew : that 's why i did n't watch it alone , either . nora : then -- ok . tomorrow , you can call that wretched home - care service and get another nurse . matthew : i already did . nora : what ? why you -- i promise i 'll -- i 'll be a model patient . matthew : yeah , you better . nora : i will be . i just -- i do n't -- i do n't like to ask for help . you know that . you know me . matthew : i know , and paige is really good with helping people even before they ask . nora : yeah , i 'm getting that . huh . [ scene_break ] layla : vange lost all her clients after the accident . and you want to hear something terrible ? vincent : let it fly . layla : you 're going to think i 'm such a bitch . vincent : trust me -- i know many bitches and you do n't even come close , sweetheart . layla : you barely even know me . vincent : some things are obvious , layla . lay it on me . remember , what happens on the docks stays on the docks . layla : ok . if i were under arrest and i hired vange to defend me and she went blind , i 'd fire her . i 'd like to think that i would n't , but you 've seen her . she 's a shadow of herself right now . vincent : hey . evangeline is not going that easy . and as for you and your what- if terrible situation -- if you 're ever facing prison time or worse , you got to be mercenary . otherwise , you deserve to rot . layla : yeah , but what if vange ca n't work ? you know , what 's going to happen to her ? cristian 's not going to be making a million dollars per fight any time soon . vincent : only a handful of guys make it that big . layla : you 're not my hyphenate . vincent : translation ? layla : actor , singer , waiter , temp . it 's not funny . i 'm going to have start trolling marryamillionaire.com in my spare time . vincent : why do n't you wait on that ? see how things are going to turn out before you do anything drastic , ms. williamson ? layla : you may have a point , mr. jones . vincent : i do . trust me . [ scene_break ] adriana : rex ? [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm not lying about us , todd . i tried to make it up to you ever since the truth came out , but you would have nothing to do with my apology , my friendship . todd : `` friendship `` ? since when can exes really be friends ? blair : i think that we could be friends . we 've been through a lot together -- a couple of marriages -- todd : a couple . blair : kids , everything . todd : yeah , we had everything , did n't we ? until you decided to believe in spencer more than me . blair : how many times can i say i 'm sorry ? todd : where is mr. truman anyway ? what you doing here all by yourself ? oh . so now you 're cheating on spencer ? and with bo buchanan nonetheless . wow . i mean , look , i 'm not a big bo buchanan fan , but i 'm sure he has higher romantic standards than you . what 's going on here ? why are you meeting bo here ? [ scene_break ] adriana : i do trust you , rex . i do . [ scene_break ] nash : have a good night . claudia : nash ? they 're not going to forgive you -- the buchanans . and no matter what your excuse is or however jessica covered for you , it 's kind of indefensible . nash : i 'll handle it . take care of yourself . [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't know why bo is here . obviously , he 's not here to see me . todd : no , no , no , no . it 's just coincidence that you both show up at some roadside bar . blair : look , why do n't you ask bo ? i 'm going home . i 'm going to see spencer . todd : huh , i bet you is . small world , huh , bo ? bo : hmm . todd : so many of us llanview folk meeting up at the same place for no particular reason . bo : well , i came to shoot pool . todd : uh - huh . is rodi 's too rock ' n ' roll for you ? bo : yep . todd : hey , it 's fantastic . when you brought me in for margaret 's murder , you thought i was innocent , you believed i was innocent , and you tried to prove it , did n't you ? bo : yeah , i did . todd : but that woman who just left -- my ex - wife , and until now , the love of my life -- she would n't do any of that ? that 's great stuff . bo : well , she 's trying . [ scene_break ] cristian : hey . you 're awake ? evangeline : cristian . cristian . cristian : wow , this is crazy . it 's almost like you can -- evangeline : i can . cristian : like you can see -- evangeline : i can see you . cristian , i can see you . [ next_on ] evangeline : you 're the most beautiful sight i 've ever seen in my life . starr : i 'm starting to get worried . i 'm afraid that mom might do something crazy . john : i think he 's setting you up , all right ? you need to get out of there , blair -- now . spencer : you know all about betrayal , do n't you , blair ?
adriana catches rex red - handed . she sees him talking to the stalker on the beach . she stoops in the bushes . rex and the man part now , their talking finished , and on the way back to the house , rex sees adriana . she starts running but he catches her and she shouts that she saw him . he wants to explain but she does n't want to hear it and she struggles to get away . `` not ! so ! fast ! `` he tells that the guy that she saw dresses like the stalker but that this guy is just a bum that rex gave change to the day that he got the pizza , and now the guy is after him for change all the time . he says he was only telling the guy to stay away from them and find another beach . adriana is sorry that she was suspicious now and she kisses him . they fall into bed and make love . bo tells blair about the other matching gun . spencer has to have it somewhere . he would treasure it as it is a gun that his father gave him . blair vows to find the gun no matter what . todd visits evangeline and ignores her pleas to stop calling doctors to heal her . cristian hates that todd 's money makes him able to control everything . vincent tells cristian that he too could end up with big money some day soon . the doctor comes to check evangeline out again . she gets angry that he is trying to see if anything has changed . she has some swelling still and that is why he keeps checking . natalie finds claudia and nash at a table and goes over there to give them a piece of her mind . she tells nash off for kidnapping her sister and niece and she orders him to keep claudia the psycho away from john . claudia whispers loudly to nash that nat has insecurities . john hears shouting and comes over . nat leaves . claudia wants to infer that natalie is still upset about the kiss that she and john shared . adriana and rex are in bed . he is asleep . she gets up and dresses . she gets the laptop and opens it . `` i do trust you , `` she whispers as she logs on . cristian and evangeline are alone in her hospital room . she suddenly turns and looks cristian in the face . `` i can see you . ``
kelly : hello ! we 're home ! dorian : hi , honey . welcome home . kelly : thank you . dorian : hello , joe . joey : dorian . dorian : how was your trip ? kelly : fantastic . zane 's camp show was awesome . joey : my nephew had the best song in the show . kelly : how was the premiere ? david : there was no premiere , kelly . kelly : oh , no ! what happened ? did you have to cancel ? david : oh , no . dorian : oh , no . there was a viewing . david : there was a viewing , all right ! [ scene_break ] destiny : is this true ? `` hold the diploma `` starring nate ? dani : yeah , unfortunately . destiny : you actually saw this hot mess ? dani : oh , yeah . all of it . des , i ca n't believe this . it 's like i do n't know nate at all . destiny : you do n't . there 's a lot more about nate that you do n't know . [ scene_break ] ford : is this why you 're hiding back here ? nate : you 'd think that there was more important news in the world . ford : it 's todd manning 's newspaper . what 's more important than humiliating the guy that broke his daughter 's heart ? nate : did you come in here to cheer me up , 'cause it 's not -- ford : nate , what were you thinking ? if you needed cash , why did n't you just come talk to me ? nate : i did n't do it for money . the director blackmailed us . ford : what blackmail ? how ? nate : he found out what i did to matthew buchanan . [ scene_break ] bo : ca n't believe that 's happening today . nora : it was almost a year ago that clint had david kidnapped , and then it all began . bo : now he 's being arraigned for all of it . nora : yeah . for months , i could n't wait to throw the book at him . bo : what about now ? [ scene_break ] clint : you did n't have to bring me . i could have gotten a wheelchair with a motor . viki : you 're welcome . clint : thank you . it 'll be nice to have a friendly face around . so thank you . viki : jessica and natalie would have come , if you had let them . clint : they do n't need to see their father carted off to jail . viki : our girls are much stronger than you think . clint : i know they are . i know that all of my kids will be ok . viki : mm - hmm . clint : except rex . [ scene_break ] echo : ah , free at last ! free at last ! rex : hey . echo : `` hey `` ? that 's pretty low - key for the man of the hour . rex : i 'm not that . echo : you got dorian to drop the charges against me . you 're my hero . rex : i 'm definitely not that . sorry i could n't get you out last night . echo : hey , lucky to be out at all . how did you and shane get through the night ? rex : he hung out with roxy . echo : you were here alone ? rex : no . gigi was here . [ scene_break ] shaun : destiny was asleep when i got home last night . she was gone by the time i got up . vivian : she 's probably avoiding you . if i 'm right and she 's pregnant , she 's probably afraid you 'll find out . shaun : i ca n't stand to think of little `` d `` scared to see me . if she 's in trouble , i 'm the guy she should come to . vivian : shaun , this is not ordinary trouble , though . if destiny 's pregnant , what are you gon na say to her ? [ scene_break ] dani : destiny , what do you know about nate that i do n't ? destiny : maybe nothing . it could just be a coincidence . dani : what could be ? destiny : you know how matthew 's parents have been trying to figure out who might have caused his accident ? dani : yeah . destiny : well , they found this gum wrapper at their house from the day matthew got hurt . i do n't think it 's very common . dani : what does that have to do with nate ? destiny : he had that same gum last night . dani : oh , god . destiny : nate knew matthew killed his father . do you think he could -- dani : i know he did . [ scene_break ] ford : what did you do to matthew buchanan ? nate : i decked him ... the day he ended up in the hospital . ford : oh , man . nate : i did n't know i 'd hurt him . he got up . he was talking to me . he was fine when i left . ford : then it was n't your fault . nate : no , it was . that kind of injury -- the person seems fine , but then a few hours later ... ford : why did you hit him ? nate : i heard what he did , and i wanted him to pay . ford : for what ? nate : he killed our dad . [ scene_break ] nora : bo , i have to prosecute clint for eddie ford 's murder . bo : there 's no way around it . nora : he confessed on television . it would look very suspicious if i did n't . bo : what if he recants his statement ? nora : then he recants . bo : what 'll you do then ? nora : what do you want me to say ? bo : honey , we both know clint did n't kill eddie ford . it 's one thing to let him take the rap for matthew when we let him spend the rest of his life in prison for something that he did n't do ? [ scene_break ] viki : you 're worried about rex , hmm ? clint : you saw him the other day . viki : when he came to visit you in the hospital ? clint : if that 's what you call it . viki : he left very quickly , and natalie said he barely said a word to her when she caught up with him . clint , he 's grieving . clint : no . it 's far worse than that . viki : then do you want to tell me what this unfinished business was that he was there about ? clint : it 's not the business . it 's the way he does business . the boy now has ice water in his veins . viki : you 're worried about him . that 's good . that 's a lot better than not even wanting to recognize him as your son . clint : he 's still a greedy manipulator . he proved that when he blackmailed me and took everything i owned . viki : his heart was broken . clint : does n't change the fact that he 's on a dark path . i know rex does n't want to hear advice from me , but i have seen what happens . i have lived what happens when there 's nothing in your life but revenge . shane just lost his mother . he now needs a father to take care of him . viki : so this is about shane . clint : of course it is . [ scene_break ] echo : gigi was here ? last night ? rex : forget it . echo : rex , you know , right , that -- rex : yes , i know . she 's dead . i remember . like i said , just forget it . echo : no , tell me . so you saw gigi ... rex : i know how it sounds , but i saw gigi outside last night . i ran out , but she was gone . you think i 'm crazy . echo : oh , no , rex , i do n't . i 'm surprised that you do n't see her everywhere you look . i know it 's not the same , but so many times i think i 've seen charlie . rex : it was n't that . echo : no , it was probably an animal making noise or a branch or -- rex : no , it was n't that ! it -- you 're right . i saw what i wanted to see . it could n't have been gigi . i 'm echo : let us celebrate you getting me out of the hoosegow . how about that ? i 'll fix you some breakfast . rex : gigi used to make peanut butter smoothies . i do n't even know how -- echo : i can figure it out myself . rex : it 's ok . echo : i want to do something , rex . i want to do something for you . rex : you do n't owe me anything . echo : well , i do owe you an apology . i put you in a terrible situation . you had to ask clint for a favor for me . rex : so ? it 's not like i care what he thinks of me . echo : i 'm still amazed that he even did it . rex : it was n't for you or me . echo : i know . whatever the reason , i promise i 'll never put you in that situation again . it 's just that dorian made me so crazy about costing me charlie that i could n't think straight . rex : believe me . i know what that 's like . echo : yeah , but you would never kidnap a woman and haul her off to the minute man motel . rex : no , i 'd go another way . echo : i promise you wo n't have to compromise yourself to bail me out ever again . [ rex chuckling ] echo : hey . what 's so funny about that ? rex : you think you were desperate to get back at dorian ? echo : rex ? rex : i almost committed murder last night . [ scene_break ] kelly : echo disavoy walks ? joey : i thought you had her dead to rights . kelly : how could they let her go ? dorian : hmm . [ scene_break ] viki : how about if we worry about you for a change , huh ? clint : nah , there 's no need to . viki : you 're about to be charged with a crime that you did not commit . not just any crime -- murder . clint : viki , i decided when i confessed . viki : i know , but you thought you were dying . it 's one thing to protect matthew then , but now ? clint : now i 'm going to prison for a lot of things i did do . have you done the math on this ? viki : no . clint : even without the murder charge , i will be 90 years old before i get out of prison . another 20 years just does n't matter . viki : it matters to me . [ scene_break ] bo : we ca n't duck the question , red . nora : you think i slept last night ? i did n't , and i know you did n't either . bo : so what 's the answer ? clint confessed . that 's it ? nora : do you know what keeps me going ? matthew . he 's fighting back . he 's trying to come home , you know . it may take years , but our son is coming home to us . bo : yes , he will . nora : so he comes home to have this normal life , and what do we do , we throw him in prison ? can you stand that ? 'cause i ca n't . i do n't think i could make it through next week , let alone a whole lifetime with that . this is a question we have n't answered , bo . bo : i know . nora : could you do it ? could you throw our son in prison ? bo : what if it 's not up to us ? someone else knows the truth . nora : the person who hurt matthew . bo : and they could expose him anytime . nora : yeah . the only thing we have to go on to figuring out who that person is is this . any leads ? bo : not yet . nora : yeah . so i think it 's time that we accept the fact that we are never going to know who put matthew where he is today . [ scene_break ] ford : matthew killed our father ? you sure ? nate : he admitted it . he sat there while i was arrested , while our mother was arrested , did n't do a thing . he would have just let us go to jail . ford : i probably would have hit him , too . nate : hard enough to make his brain bleed ? [ scene_break ] dani : nate confessed last night . he told me it was the reason he did the porn film . destiny : what ? how does that make sense ? nate : that sleaze , rick , found out what i did , and he was gon na go to commissioner buchanan . ford : whoa . why did n't you go to him first , tell him the truth ? nate : i was going to , but deanna kept saying it would n't help anyone if i went to jail . ford : deanna . you talked to deanna about this ? nate : i had to tell someone . she was right . matthew 's parents are on the warpath trying to figure out what happened to him . if they knew that it was me -- ford : no , you 're right . you 're right but , dude , this movie -- really ? nate : we thought that it would solve our problems . deanna would get the file on her mother , and i would get rick off my back . ford : so deanna knows , but she 's out of town . she 's gone . what about this director , rick ? nate : he left town after his big debut last night . ford : does anybody else know ? nate : i , um ... told dani last night . ford : what 's she gon na do about it ? [ scene_break ] destiny : dani , you have to tell matthew 's parents that nate is the one who hit him . [ scene_break ] dorian : i decided -- we decided to take the high road with echo . kelly : the woman kidnapped you . joey : you said she would have killed you if sam had n't found you . dorian : i perhaps overstated . david : you two do n't know us very well , do you ? we accentuate the positive . dorian and i selflessly funneled that energy into our film , into my career . dorian : and i was too focused on our premiere to give echo any thought . kelly : but now ... david : but now , you two get to be the first people to see the premiere for the very first time . so , joey , kelly , have a seat . no pun intended . you get to be the first ones to see my movie . joey : you know , we 're really sorry , but we have to get over to my father 's arraignment . kelly : we actually just came by to drop off the luggage . i will see you guys later ? dorian : we 'll be here . joey : all right , bye . david : why would n't they want to see my movie ? it 's about me . do you believe that lame story about clint 's arraignment ? dorian : we 're just gon na have to be ok with the fact that clint is indeed gon na go to prison even if echo is going to walk . but i 'll tell you , i hate the fact that that beyatch is getting away with anything . david : it 's a lot better than you having to go back to the slammer . hey , i 've got a great idea . why do n't we take the dvd , go over to bo and step - nora 's , have a private premiere over there ? dorian : i would love to spend time with the in - laws , but i just feel that that is an opportunity for you to have quality family time with them . david : you are so rip - roaring hot with your thoughtful . dorian : you 're rip - roaring hot anytime . i 've got things to do . [ scene_break ] echo : i did n't know you had a gun . rex : it came with the house . who knows . clint 's shotgun 's probably around here somewhere . might be a relief to a lot of people who do n't know better . echo : what happened last night , rex ? rex : i had the tv on , not to watch it , just ... anyway , it was the red carpet of the david vickers movie . echo : that must have been good for a laugh . rex : yeah , it was . then todd shows up on the red carpet with his whole family -- téa : , blair , his kids . there todd is , just grinning away with jack . and then blanca morales asks them about gigi . about how jack was charged with the murder . and todd -- he just blows it off . he just blows it off , goes walking down the red carpet like it was nothing . so next thing i know , i grabbed the gun out of the safe and i 'm at the premiere . echo : wow . what did you do ? rex : there they are , todd and jack in their tuxes with their perfect lives . todd even gets to keep his ex - wife around . how fair is that ? everybody that todd loves is around him . so i raised the gun , aiming it at todd first . echo : why did n't you shoot ? rex : i got a text message from shane . echo : what did he say ? rex : good night , and that he misses me . then all i could think about is my son , my incredible son . gigi 's son . how i could kill todd and his entire family , but then what would happen to shane . echo : that 's a good question . rex : then i was thinking about everything that would have to happen next , how bo would have to arrest me . echo : he 'd hate that . rex : believe me , i know what it 's like to upset him . this would be so much worse . so the next thing i know is ... i remember driving home in the car , and i 'm having this conversation in my head with gigi ... chewing me out , yelling at me . i know exactly what she 'd say . echo : what did she say ? rex : `` so sure , you would go ahead and kill all these people , his whole family . so what ? it would n't bring me back . how could you do this to shane . balsom , what were you thinking ? `` echo : that sounds like gigi to me . i 'm glad you listened . rex : me too . echo : you did the right thing , rex . you know that , right ? rex : i was so focused on revenge , i did n't have to think about anything else . gigi 's gone . she 's not coming back . i just ca n't go on without her . what do i do ? [ scene_break ] dani : i do n't know if i can tell matthew 's parents . destiny : dani , they deserve to know what happened to their son . dani : i know , but nate deserved to know what happened to his dad , too , and i kept my mouth shut because you begged me to . destiny : so what ? i have to protect `` mr . exposed `` ? dani : i do n't know , ok ? when i look at that picture , i do n't ever want to see him again . last night , i watched him having sex with another girl . how do you even get over that ? destiny : i do n't know . dani : i do n't know either . des , i ca n't help it . i still love him . destiny : are you gon na forgive him ? dani : i do n't know . what happened with matthew ... i do n't know if nate should go to prison for that . destiny : so what ? nate gets to just walk around after what he did ? dani : i told you , i do n't know . i need time to think , ok ? just do n't go to the buchanans yet , please . give me a little while . i know this is probably all you think about , and i 'm asking a lot , but ... des , what ? destiny : i wish -- dani , dani , i am so sorry . dani : what ? destiny : i lied to you , dani . i should have gone straight to my best friend , but i was so scared . dani : tell me . destiny : i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] vivian : ok , so , you 'll tell destiny that you love her and that you 'll always love her and be in her corner , and then what ? when she asks you `` what should i do ? `` what are you gon na say ? shaun : i do n't know . am i supposed to have an answer to that ? vivian : she might ask . shaun : when i went to check on destiny this morning , she was n't there , but her teddy bear was there in the bed . the girl 's still a child herself . how can she be having a child ? [ scene_break ] nate : i do n't know what dani 's gon na do . she was not in the mood to talk to me last night . ford : mm - hmm . nate : what ? ford : i do n't understand why you did n't come to me as soon as you knew about matthew . we could have figured something out . nate : you were in the middle of that whole tess thing and ryder 's custody battle . besides , there was nothing you could do . ford : well , maybe we should go to bo and nora and explain . [ scene_break ] bo : nora , you know that i wo n't stop looking for whoever hurt matthew . i ca n't . nora : no , you ca n't . you have to keep investigating . bo : but clint gets arraigned today . nora : he confessed , bo . unless that changes , i have to do my job . now i 'm due in court . bo : let me know how it goes . nora : i will . [ scene_break ] viki : i can not believe that your first trip after a heart transplant is to court . that stress can not be good for you . clint : the ticker 's fine , until the doctor gives me the bill . oh , higgins . this is my attorney , mr. higgins . mr. higgins , this is victoria lord , my ex- wife . viki : hello . clint : do n't start in on me now . i confessed . on television . so i have to plead guilty . higgins : no , you do n't . i can make that confession disappear . [ scene_break ] bo : right , but yesterday matthew was so alert . has he responded to anything today ? a light ? voices ? any ... yeah , i know , i know . you 'll let us know if there 's any change . thank you . [ scene_break ] ford : buchanans are good people , nate . nate : yeah , they are . ford : might be angry , but they 'll understand . nate : their son might never be all right again because i assaulted him . ford : it was an accident . nate : and i look even more guilty 'cause i kept quiet this long . ford : it does n't help that you 're hiding back here . you got ta go out and face the world . nate : the world saw enough of me last night . ford : fair enough , but you need to find out what dani 's gon na do . call me if you talk to her , ok ? i 'll be at work . nate : you can fit a phone in that hot dog suit ? ford : i will today . call me . david : well , well , well . i should have known you 'd be related to the world 's biggest wiener . thanks for ruining my premiere . nate : i did n't want anyone to see that movie . david : oh , i 'll bet you did n't . what were some of those line readings you gave ? you are a horrible actor . you got any more gum ? i like gum . nate : you know what , keep it . [ scene_break ] dani : does shaun know ? destiny : nobody does . dani : you have n't told anybody ? not even a doctor ? des , you have to see a doctor . destiny : no ! she already suspects something , and she 'd just tell shaun , if she has n't yet . [ scene_break ] vivian : destiny may seem like a child , but she 's got a real grown - up situation to figure out . shaun : but how ? vivian : shaun , you better get it out with me before you -- shaun : the girl is responsible . how does she end up ... if matthew was walking around right now , i would be at his door so fast . vivian : you do n't know that they did n't use protection . it 's not magic , shaun . even people who use birth control end up in the same situation . shaun : which is why no boy should have touched her till she was at least 30 . vivian : that would have worked . and make sure you say it with that look on your face . shaun : yeah . vivian : look , i get it . i do , but destiny needs to feel safe to talk . there are decisions to be made and soon . viki : oh , you claim that you were not in your right mind when you confessed , that your heart failure and your medication left you confused and disoriented . clint : that 's what it says . viki : is it true ? clint : you had a transplant . were you clear - headed all the time when your heart was failing ? viki : no , of course it was n't . clint : then i could read that and plead not guilty . joey : dad . clint : oh , you made it . viki : i 'm so glad . i did n't think you 'd make it in time . joey : i was n't gon na let my father go to court without me . kelly : we caught the first flight after zane 's show . joey : we wanted to be here . kelly : so did i . clint : it 's good to see you so happy . kelly : we are happy . clint : you belong together . i 'm glad you both figured that out at the same time . joey : we 're all gon na celebrate together when we take you home . clint : you know something ? i could be real happy just right here in this chair . viki : excuse me . nora . how are you ? nora : ready to work . viki : nora , i know the things that clint did were just awful , especially what he did to you— bailiff : all rise . court is now in session . the honorable judge lee presiding . [ gavel bangs ] judge : be seated . we 're on the record in the matter of the commonwealth of pennsylvania vs. clint buchanan . [ scene_break ] vivian : given how long matthew 's been in the hospital , destiny has to be near the end of her first trimester . shaun : so she 's got ta decide something soon . vivian : very soon . shaun : how does this work out , viv ? is any answer to this good for destiny ? i want to do what 's best for her , but -- vivian : i know . shaun : i do n't know what that is . what am i supposed to tell her to do ? vivian : you ca n't tell her . destiny has to decide for herself , but i 'll talk to her , ok , and i 'll make her understand everything , so she can make the right choice for her . shaun : i do n't know how i got so lucky . vivian : i 'm glad i 'm here . i love you , baby . and i love destiny , too . [ scene_break ] dani : do you know what you 're gon na do yet ? are you gon na keep the baby ? [ knock on door ] destiny : go ahead . get it . nate : hey . dani : destiny and i are in the middle of something . destiny : it 's ok . dani : no , des , it 's not ok . destiny : i have to leave anyway . call me in a little while . dani : ok . [ scene_break ] bo : hey , david . david : hey , pa . bo : what 's that ? david : since you could n't come to the movie premiere , i decided the movie premiere would come to you . bo : this is n't really a good time . david : last night was n't a good time either , if you saw the paper . bo : we did . david : i decided after that fiasco , a private family premiere is really the only way to go . i can promise you something . we 've got so much better production value in our movie than they did in `` hold the diploma `` for crying out loud . i also brought you a breakfast burrito . bo : thank you , but -- david : pa . it would really mean a lot to me if you 're the first person to see my movie . bo : well , then , i would be honored . david : ma , get out here ! bo : no , she 's not here right now . she 's in court . clint 's arraignment . david : oh , so he 's finally on his feet , huh ? bo : the hospital said he 's well enough to go to court . david : then he 's well enough to do time breaking rocks in prison for a while . i know he 's your brother , pa , but he locked me away for no good reason . clint should go to jail . [ scene_break ] judge : the defendant will rise . higgins : your honor , my client is recovering from a heart transplant . judge : of course . you may stay seated , mr. buchanan . this could take a while . mr. buchanan , you are charged with the following crimes . in the matter of dna tampering , you are charged with one count of burglary , two counts of forgery , two counts of tampering with records , two counts of fabricating physical evidence , and one count each of criminal conspiracy and criminal solicitation . in the matter of the abduction and incarceration of david vickers buchanan , you are charged with one count each of kidnapping , unlawful restraint , false imprisonment , criminal conspiracy , and criminal solicitation . and in the matter of the death of edward ford , you are charged with murder in the second degree . how do you plead ? higgins : your honor , my client would like to make a statement . clint : your honor , i have nothing to say . judge : then how do you plead ? do you want to take the charges one by one ? clint : no . your honor , on all charges , i plead -- nora : your honor , wait a minute . i have something to say . [ scene_break ] echo : did you get any sleep at all last night ? rex : yeah , about 20 good minutes . echo : it will get better . rex : please , just do n't tell me that i will move on and someday there 'll be somebody else . echo : i do n't mean that . i 'm just saying that there will be minutes of the day when you wo n't be thinking about gigi and you will sleep through the night again . rex : i forgot what that 's even like . echo : it 'll come back . and you still have your son . rex : he 's it . shane is the reason to get up . echo : but eventually , you are gon na have to do right by gigi . rex : what does that mean ? echo : she waited 10 years for you , right ? because she knew you were worth it . to her , you were the greatest guy in the world . rex : yeah . echo : hey , listen to me . what do you think she 'd want for your future , rex ? rex : i ca n't think about the future . [ doorbell rings ] echo : i 'll get that . what do you want ? dorian : fair warning , echo . freedom comes with a price . rex : it 's you and me , morasco . forever . [ scene_break ] shaun : destiny still is n't answering . vivian : all right , let 's go find her . destiny : hi . shaun : destiny , we 've been looking for you . destiny : i know . i have to talk to you , too . echo : the charges were dropped , dorian , and you ca n't take it back unless you want to go to prison for attempted murder . dorian : oh , drama queen . it was not all that . echo : you left clint on the floor to die . you really want to keep threatening me ? dorian : nah . like i said , i just came over to give you fair warning . you see , i am still mayor of llanview , and i 'm not gon na rest until you are gone . echo : lovely . bring it on . rex : gigi . [ scene_break ] nora : your honor , i would like to amend the indictment . judge : how so ? nora : i 'd like to remove a charge . the commonwealth will no longer charge clint buchanan in the murder of edward ford . judge : district attorney buchanan , why not ? [ scene_break ] david : ok , it 's not movie premiere ambiance , but hey , at least we got food . bo : yeah , well , i 'm not hungry just yet . david : all right . we can assess it for intermission , i guess . you at least want some gum ? [ scene_break ] dani : every time i close my eyes , i ... see you and deanna , 20 feet tall , doing it in front of everybody . nate : i never meant to hurt you . dani : it does n't make it go away , ok ? nate : can you ever forgive me ? dani : i do n't know . nate : what are you gon na tell the buchanans ? dani : i 'm not telling . i do n't want you to go to prison , nate . no matter what , i 'll never tell anyone what you did to matthew . [ scene_break ] bo : david , where did you get this gum ? david : from the kid that 's the star of `` hold the diploma '' - nate salinger .
destiny finally admits to dani that she is pregnant from the one time she had sex with matthew and now that they both know that nate put matthew in the hospital , destiny tells dani she must n't let him get away with it . bo and nora know that the person who came to their house and assaulted their son has a gum wrapper which they are keeping for evidence although they can not figure out who it would be . nate secretly tells his brother that it 's only a matter of time before bo and nora find out that he put matthew in the hospital so he has to leave town in order to avoid a prison charge and he informs robert that rick `` motivated `` him and deanna to do the porn flick by threatening to tell matthew 's parents what he knows if they refuse to do it . david finds out that nate chews the gum in question although he is unaware that nate assaulted matthew . bo discovers david chewing nate 's gum , asks where he found it and david tells him it 's from the kid who got the vicker man erased by doing the porn flick .
hugh : hey , what happened in court ? nora : oh , they filed a postponement . please tell me you 've heard something about natalie . hugh : not a thing . nora : oh , man . hayes is n't talking ? hugh : mrs. davidson was down there . you 're not going to believe this . nora : did she get something out of him ? hugh : she made a deal with him . [ scene_break ] bo : viki . viki : bo . yeah . bo : surprised to see you here . i thought you 'd be home in bed . viki : yeah , well , me lying in bed is not bringing us any closer to finding natalie . bo : yeah , but it 's bringing you closer to getting you healthier . you 've heard the doctors . viki : i do n't really care what the doctor said , okay ? i want my daughter back . and i , uh , actually just made a deal with hayes barber that 'll make that happen . bo : you made a deal with barber ? viki : yes . drop the charges and let him go , and he will tell us where natalie is . bo : viki , you know we ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] dorian : no , no , no , no , no ! i am not going to see my wedding reception turned into some sort of three - ring circus . oh . well , that sounds more like me . indeed . okay . well , as for my maid or matron of honor , no , it 's not going to be either of my nieces . it 's going to be victoria davidson . yes , i 'm sure you admire her . who in llanview does n't ? mm - hmm . can i call you back later ? david , where do you think you 're sneaking off to ? hmm ? david : i 'm not sneaking off anywhere . i was headed towards the solarium . dorian : we do n't have a solarium . david : not yet , but i got the perfect place for one . dorian : you have n't asked spencer to be your best man yet and that 's why you were slithering out of here . david : hold on a second , you 've crossed the line . i do not slither . dorian : david -- call spencer right now . [ scene_break ] woman : you really are amazing . i mean , no one at the hospital thought that ms. johnson would survive . spencer : well , that 's why i got into medicine , to try to help people . woman : well , congratulations . spencer : thank you . woman : now , did you develop that transplant technique by yourself ? spencer : yes , i did . you know , it 's been nice talking to you . there 's something i need to take care of . would you mind ? woman : okay . i 'll see you at the hospital . spencer : yes , right - o . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] blair : hello , asa . asa : i tried to reach you at home . obviously , you 're out . blair : yes . why ? asa : well , what about todd ? is he home screening calls ? blair : no , he 's not , asa . asa : where is he ? blair : he 's at st. james church . asa : todd is at church ? blair : now , what is this about ? is it about margaret ? asa : there 's something -- something wrong with this connection . blair : asa ? asa ? asa : you sound very distant . i -- i 'm not getting anything . [ scene_break ] margaret : daddy has to be with us . we are his family now . todd , margaret , and little todd jr . does n't that sound like the sweetest little family ever ? oh . but there 's still something that we have to deal with . we ca n't have daddy thinking he has another family . well , it 'll just have to be gone . [ scene_break ] rev . reede : mr. manning . todd : hey . rev . reede : was there something else you wanted to talk about ? todd : no , i think i may have left my kid 's stuffed frog here . rev . reede : oh . todd : mind if i look around ? rev . reede : oh , here , let me help . todd : great . [ scene_break ] margaret : that was the sign i was asking for . you are going to have your daddy . oh . it was silly of us to think that we were going to make daddy go boom - boom with that big old nasty bomb . oh , he 'll understand when we tell him all about it . [ scene_break ] spencer : soaking it all up , i see . blair : hmm . dr. truman , you caught me . i love the sun . spencer : so do i . so how you feeling , otherwise ? you know -- blair : what do you mean ? spencer : i do n't know , seems like something might 've been bothering you a little bit lately . you okay ? blair : yeah . spencer : you can talk to me , blair . blair : oh , it 's just so stupid . spencer : no , no , no . no , you could never say anything stupid , all right ? blair : okay . i thought i saw someone who was n't there . spencer : what , you mean like a dream state with your eyes closed or -- blair : no , my eyes were open . but it scared me and i -- i do n't know why i 'm telling you this . spencer : because you need to and because you know i 'll listen and i wo n't judge you . blair : can i ask you something ? spencer : sure . blair : my aunt dorian , she said something to me , and -- spencer : just say it . blurt it out . i wo n't be offended , i promise . blair : she swears that you look at me -- oh , god . um -- spencer : you know what ? blair : that you look at me more than -- spencer : in this case , she 's right on the money . [ scene_break ] margaret : there 's daddy . are n't you excited ? oh , i hoped he 'd be here . see , the power of our love does n't keep us apart . we were meant to be together , the three of us . [ scene_break ] todd : aha ! rev . reede : oh . mr. manning , i ca n't tell you how happy i am you 've chosen to be married in a house of god . trust in him . he 'll bless you . he 'll bless your marriage . todd : oh , yeah . well , i 'm going to keep him to his word , father . asa : whew . i tell you , todd , this damn august heat . todd : well , i doubt you 're here to talk to god , asa , so what are you doing here ? asa : please -- please , get me some water . i feel like i 'm going to die . todd : no . what 's going on ? asa : well , it 's about margaret . [ scene_break ] viki : bo , i realize that this is not standard procedure , not by a long shot , but i want my daughter back . bo : i want natalie back , too , but i ca n't just cut barber loose . viki : but , do you see , he told -- i mean , he promised me that if we let him go , he 'll tell us where natalie is . bo : the man is a liar . viki : well , what if he 's telling the truth this time ? bo : look , john has worked every angle there is with this guy . he wo n't budge . he 's just feeding you a line . viki : well , fine , let 's give him the same kind of line . there must be a way we can trick him somehow , right ? bo : this guy is slippery . now , if we loosen the noose on him , he 's going to be gone . we 'll never see or hear from him again . viki : bo , there 's got to be something we can do . something . please , please , ca n't we try ? come on , this is my daughter . this is natalie we 're talking about . bo : all right , look , i 'll talk to nora , okay ? maybe there 's something we can do . viki : thank you . thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] nora : what on earth are you talking about ? what kind of a deal could viki possibly make ? bo : i think i may be able to answer that . viki wants us to let barber go if he tells us where natalie is . nora : you 're joking . hugh : i think i 'm going to -- i 'll talk to you later . bo : okay . nora : you want to run this by me again ? bo : i think we may have a few legal options open . nora : so when i was n't looking , did you pass the bar or something ? bo : no , that 's why i came out here to ask you for help . so would you please just hear me out , for viki ? [ scene_break ] david : do you want me to time you to see how long you can hold the phone out like that ? dorian : we had an agreement . david : i 'm not calling my brother . dorian : are you telling me that i asked viki to be my matron of honor for nothing ? david : oh , come on , dorian , how were you supposed to choose between cassie and adriana ? dorian : or blair and kelly , but you 're proving my point . you see , i have daughters , sisters , nieces . you have a brother -- one brother . david : are you insinuating that i do n't have anybody to sit on my side of the aisle ? dorian : i 'm just saying that you should have your brother standing beside you on the most important day of your life . david : what for ? dorian : for one thing , i think that if you do n't work out this problem that you have with your brother , it 's going to poison our lives together . david : the only problem we have is that you have a problem . you try to control every single little thing in the world . why ca n't you just for once let it go ? [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] spencer : your aunt dorian is a very perceptive woman , that she is , because , well , it 's -- i mean , it 's true . i was looking at you with more than just a mild interest , and that 's because you are one of the most beautiful women i 've ever seen in my life , blair . blair : i -- i do n't know how to handle that . spencer : i know i 've made you uncomfortable , and i 'm sorry . look , just let me try to ease your mind , okay ? for instance , when i go into the musée d'orsay , all right , and i see renoir 's `` le moulin de la galette , `` i ca n't take my eyes off of it . but that does n't mean i 'm going to steal it . i mean , it 's not mine , it does n't belong to me , it does n't belong on my wall , it does n't belong in a vault . it belongs in the louvre . and to me , blair , you are that -- ahem -- renoir . blair : but -- that 's very sweet , but you should actually see me in the morning when i get right out of bed . spencer : that 's a nice thought , only because you would be beautiful under any circumstances . you 're a true beauty , blair . and you 're with todd . so , that 's where you need to be is with him . you know , i 've been accused of a lot of things in my life , but stealing another man 's wife is definitely not one of them . blair : look , i 'm so sorry . i made a complete fool of myself . i 'm sorry . spencer : that 's all right , you were just telling me what dorian said that she saw , which was a man admiring a true work of art . although , she may have read into it a little more than that . i do n't know . blair : oh , no doubt . she hates todd and has done everything she possibly can to break us up . spencer : so this is just the beginning of the onslaught ? blair : i wish , but a hundred times she 's done it . spencer : yeah , well , you got to give her credit , then , right ? she is persistent . blair : oh , that she is . [ scene_break ] asa : todd , please , i need some water . there 's a water fountain in the rectory . i 'm begging you . asa : now , you get the hell out of here , or you and that baby of yours are not going to make it through the day . you got it ? [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm not suggesting that we actually give this creep anything , but we tell him if he does plead insanity , viki could help get him into one of those , you know , cushy , low - security mental hospitals . nora : hayes barber is a serial killer . bo : no doubt . but if we throw him a bone , maybe he 'll snap at it . maybe he 'll tell us where natalie is . and viki could use her influence to help name the hospital he goes to , good or bad . nora : okay , so if he tells us where natalie is , we 're offering him a low- security country club ? is that what you 're saying ? bo : i think that it 's worth a try . nora : okay , but , you know , legally , we ca n't make a deal like that and then withdraw it . bo : but if we were talking about matthew right now , would you be willing to take the chance of finding him alive ? [ scene_break ] dorian : sweetheart , you 're the one who said that spencer could be your best man if viki were my matron of honor . david : i told you i think i thought i was kidding . dorian : i was n't kidding . i went racing over to viki 's , i asked her , and she graciously accepted , despite the fact of her daughter 's disappearance . i really felt honored . david : all you felt was smug because now you can hold it over my head that i got to ask spencer . dorian : yes , i did feel proud , but for good reason . david : dorian , i know that you do n't believe me , but i am telling you spencer is dangerous . i do n't trust him . dorian : what happened to keeping your friends close and your enemies closer ? david : you know , i 've never understood that expression . i do n't want my enemies within firing - range distance of me . dorian : spencer lives here now . come on . i mean , viki is stubborn . she 's elitist , condescending , she 's exasperating , right , but it 's to my advantage to make her think that she 's my ally . surely , you see the wisdom in that . david : i 'm not buying this . you just want spencer close so you can find out about our past . dorian : yes , i do want to know what these deep , dark family secrets are . but i believe the way to disarm him is to reach out to him . david : if i reach out to spencer , he 'll bite my arm off . he 's like a hyena , and not one of those funny ones in that lion cartoon . dorian : sweetheart , if he believes that you are his compatriot , he 'll be compelled to turn his evil traits into niceness . david : dorian , spencer 's niceness only comes out when he 's out to get something . [ scene_break ] jack : ah ! blair : he got you so good , jack manning ! jack : you scared me ! i 'm going to get you back ! blair : uh - oh , uh - oh ! watch out , watch out ! oh , no , the doctor 's down ! spencer : i give , i give . jack : i 'm going to get you ! . spencer : yes , i know you will sometime , that 's right . listen , seriously , there are n't any real bad snakes here in this park , only pretty good ones , but it 's not a good idea to touch them anyway , all right ? all right . jack : mambas ! watch out for mambas ! blair : well , i 'm sorry , he totally adores you . spencer : yeah . [ phone rings ] blair : oh . spencer : sorry . blair : that 's okay . spencer : i should answer it . might be the hospital . blair : go ahead , go ahead , go ahead . spencer : hello ? david : hello , it 's david . i 'm sure you 're busy reanimating the dead , but i got to talk to you . spencer : well , is it important ? david : no , spencer , it 's not important . yeah , i guess it 's -- i guess it 's kind of important . spencer : all right , i 'll get there soon as i can . david : oh , great . that 's just peachy . spencer : david . blair : oh , david . spencer : you say that with a little disdain . blair : oh , no , no . he just sold my son , that 's all . spencer : what ? jack ? blair : yeah , jack . spencer : i mean , i know i 'm new in town , i know you two have a history together , but how did this come about ? blair : well , it 's a long story , and when you have a free week , i 'll fill you in . how 's that ? spencer : all right , sounds good . my brother -- piece of work , is n't he ? [ scene_break ] margaret : who do you think you are telling me what to do ? asa : i am the guy who brought you back into this country so you and that love child can be reunited with lovable toddy -- if you do n't screw it up . margaret : oh . well , i have been given a little sign from god . asa : well , i 've got a better sign -- stop ! and when i 've got everything in place , you can do whatever you want . but right now , lady , get the hell out of here . margaret : todd and i will be snug in our little nest before this baby is born or else i 'm going to be very unhappy . and you do n't want me unhappy . asa : what the hell ? todd : sorry . asa : funny . todd : all i could find was holy water . does it sting ? [ asa mumbles ] todd : you know , asa , i just do n't buy this crap about photos of margaret on a mountaintop . and i do n't buy that you could n't get a clean shot of her . besides , blair said she saw her near our home . asa : she was hallucinating . todd : maybe , maybe not . [ phone rings ] todd : hi . blair : hey ! was worried about you . you all right ? todd : yeah , i 'm fine , but i got a friend here who 's not looking so hot . blair : who is it ? todd : it 's asa . i think he crawled in here for his last rites , but unfortunately he got the wrong church . i 'll call you back . where you think you 're going ? asa : to see a doctor . what the hell do you think ? todd : you 're not going anywhere . you 're going to give me the real story about margaret . now , where is she ? asa : margaret is right around the corner . [ scene_break ] margaret : hmm . nigel : hold it right there or i 'm calling the authorities . i know who you are . you 're margaret cochran . margaret : mmm , how nice of you to make lunch for me . nigel : what on earth are you doing here ? margaret : i 'm mr. buchanan 's houseguest . [ scene_break ] todd : margaret 's just around the corner , huh ? asa : you got it . todd : which corner ? asa : huh . you take things too literally , todd . `` around the corner `` means that she 's going to take a bullet straight through her heart as soon as my boys find her , and then it 's going to be boom - boom . todd : you 're lying . asa : why the hell would i lie ? todd : you really are senile . so we wo n't throw you in jail . asa : that 'll be up to the courts . i do n't think they could . but i 'm going to tell you something , manning -- i 'm a man of my word . i will kill her . todd : your word is n't worth jack . i want proof , not doctored photos . i want her head , and i want it in 48 hours or i call bo . blair : what 's going on here ? todd : he 's thirsty . right , asa ? blair : wait , you call me looking for me , then you call looking for him . now you 've hunted him down . what 's going on here , asa , huh ? asa : let him fill you in . i 'm tired and thirsty . blair : well ? what 's going on ? is margaret -- is she dead ? todd ? todd : yes , asa killed her . [ scene_break ] hayes : you 're being so civilized . is this the good - cop part ? because let me tell you , john mcbain played the bad cop quite convincingly . bo : well , i 'm sorry if lieutenant mcbain was tough on you , but he was just doing his job . he 's not here now , so maybe we can work something out . hayes : well , i 'm going to need to talk to my lawyer if we 're going to play these little games . nora : you do n't really need your lawyer . this is just a very simple little deal we 're offering you . hayes : sounds like a game to me . viki : i do n't play games . nora : as the district attorney , i obviously ca n't offer you immunity , but i can allow mrs. davidson to show clout to make your life a living hell if you do n't tell us where natalie is . hayes : how 's that work ? nora : since the evidence against you is so substantial , i assume you 'll be pleading insanity ? hayes : is that -- is that you i hear talking or -- or are those the little voices in my head ? nora : yes , well , that answers my question . now , let 's say , for the sake of argument , that you manage to escape the death sentence and you receive a verdict of not guilty by reason of insanity . there are many institutions that you could be assigned to . viki : i can think of one for the criminally insane where the preferred method of release is actually suicide . it 's a very nasty place . so i think you should tell us where natalie is or , believe me , you will be begging for a lethal injection . nora : if you tell us where we can find natalie alive , you might have the option of a more favorable institution . hayes : are we talking a hospital here or spa ? bo : we 're talking a hospital , a good one . one that has a high degree of success for rehabilitation . nora : and after a few years , you could actually be released . viki : i can make that happen for you , mr. barber . and then before you know it , you 'd be a free man . now , please , where 's natalie ? hayes : okay . i 'll tell you where she is . [ scene_break ] david : well , that was fast . i did n't expect you so soon . hope i did n't interrupt the world 's first brain transplant . spencer : well , you did call , you are my little brother , and i was just curious . david : about why i called ? spencer : about why you sold blair 's baby ? david : who told you i sold blair 's baby ? have you been talking to blair ? have you been seeing her again ? dorian : no , i am not bargain shopping , but then again , i do n't want to be overcharged . thank you . hello , spencer . so good to see you . so has david asked you to be his best man yet ? spencer : i think he was just about to get there . david : right . just about . spencer : well , i would be so honored to be part of my little brother 's wedding , yes . you 're a very lucky man , davey , and you 're a very lucky woman , dorian . dorian : i think so , too . [ phone rings ] dorian : oh , pardon me . i 'm going to take this in the other room . david : yeah . dorian : hold on one moment , please . i 'll be right with you . spencer : smart move , asking me to be your best man . i know you do n't trust me , dave , but , believe me , i 've got your back on this one . david : you 've got my back ? spencer , i 'm not asking you to save private ryan here . i 'm just asking you to stand next to me while i say my vows and try not to drop the ring . spencer : well , it 's not that simple . david : what does that mean ? spencer : it means i know thin about you , dave -- things that dorian would n't like , things you 've been keeping secret from her . david : see , i knew this was a bad idea . get the hell out of my house and stay away from my wedding . spencer : no , i do n't think i will . in fact , i think i 'm going to be a very important part of your nuptials , david . but do n't worry , i can keep a secret . i 've kept a few from you , one whopper in particular . boy , if i let that little skeleton out of the closet , that would be the end of you and dorian for sure . [ scene_break ] starr : there 's jason whittaker . ginger : where ? starr : do n't look , do n't look ! why does everybody look when i say , `` do n't look `` ? ginger : that cute boy over there ? starr : yes ! he 's really hot , right ? ginger : true that . jack : he saw us looking at him . starr : jack -- ginger : why do n't you go talk to him ? starr : no , that would be awkward . ginger : just go over there . starr : he 's the hottest kid in my class , and i 'm me . ginger : that 's right , you 're you . jack : you 're starr . starr : thanks , jack , but that 's not good enough . ginger : no , you 're smart , beautiful , funny , and you like snakes . how cool is that ? jack : you like snakes starr : jack , you 're not helping . ginger : look , go over there . you 've got nothing to lose . starr : does my outfit look stupid ? ginger : you look hot . starr : thank you . okay . here i go . [ scene_break ] starr : hi . jason : you go to my school ? starr : yeah , and , uh , you go to my school . awkward . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , is margaret dead ? i mean , really , really dead ? todd : uh -- blair : well , is she or is n't she ? todd : she 's not dead . blair : not dead ? why the hell would you tell me that for ? todd : i wanted you to feel better ; i wanted you to feel safe . blair : i 'm not going to feel better knowing that she 's out there , todd ! todd : she 's not going to be out there for long . i gave asa 48 hours . blair : what , to kill her ? todd : yeah . and this time i want proof or we go to bo with kidnapping charges . blair : oh , well , this makes me feel so much better . so if asa does n't do it , you 're going to do it ? i do n't know what scares me more -- hearing that or knowing margaret 's out there . todd : why do n't we give asa a chance ? blair : okay . okay . todd : all right , let 's go be with our kids . blair : todd ? promise me you wo n't do something that leaves our children fatherless , please ? [ scene_break ] margaret : i am mr. buchanan 's houseguest . he 's a very kind man . nigel : mr. asa buchanan ? margaret : well , yes , of course asa . we work together . i 'm a very valuable commodity . why else would he let me stay here ? nigel : i do n't believe he 's allowed you to stay here at all . mr. buchanan generously offered a million dollars to find blair cramer after you kidnapped her . mr. buchanan 's own son has police departments across the nation trying to find you . no , no , no , ms. cochran , i 'm afraid i 'm going to have to alert commissioner buchanan . asa : what in hell ! nigel : keep your distance , sir , it 's ms. cochran . do n't leave yourself vulnerable . i 'm calling 911 . asa : wo n't be necessary . nigel : but , sir -- asa : put the phone down , nigel . margaret is my guest . [ scene_break ] hayes : so , i do some time in a country club and do some meds and then i walk with a new name and a job as a literary agent ? nora : if that 's what you want . hayes : or maybe i can represent marcie walsh 's next best - selling novel . bo : or maybe you could start over somewhere else . you know , it 's not like you 've never done that before . nora : you just tell us where natalie is and , in a few years , the world is yours . hayes : my world is in my head . nora , i can go anywhere i want in my mind . i changed my face , my body , but i still have my thoughts . and i have all the power . i know where natalie is and you do n't , and i happen to love watching all of you run around like little chickens on fire . see , that 's where my world is , nora . i like it there . bo : excuse me . hayes : oh , viki , do n't worry ; you 're there , too ! bo : i 'll be right back . hayes : and natalie 's there ! [ scene_break ] david : what kind of secret ? spencer : well , if i told you that , then it would n't be a secret , would it ? david : the last time i remember you using that phrase , you broke my aquaman decoder ring . i do n't know what you 're talking about . what are you talking about ? spencer : uh - uh . ca n't really say , davey . it 's just too lethal . david : you mean besides all the stuff that went on between us during our formative years , there 's still more bad news ? spencer : very bad , yeah . that 's why i have n't told you . you know i 've always tried to shelter you , dave . david : oh , yeah , you 're right . we both know that 's not true . spencer : i will do everything i can within my power to make sure dorian does n't find out certain things about our more colorful detours we took when we were young and i 'll redouble my efforts to protect you from a certain truth and dorian . it would certainly ruin both of your lives . dorian : ugh ! this is so frustrating ! i mean , this is truly unbelievable ! david , i just found out that david goustie can not do the catering on the 19th and that my custom - made bustier from paris wo n't arrive until the end of the month ! this a disaster . david : well , maybe we should postpone the wedding . dorian : postpone the wedding ? david : well , we certainly ca n't get married without david bustie and your goustier . dorian : honey -- david : come on , what 's just another month , maybe two months ? [ dorian sighs ] dorian : so you would really be all right with that ? david : yeah , why not ? it 's no big deal . i just want everything to be perfect . dorian : yes . so do i . so i 'll just make a few phone calls . david : okay . dorian : excuse me , gentlemen . spencer : really was n't necessary , dave . you 're being overly paranoid . i mean , why do n't you just get married already , be happy ? david : i 'm not doing anything until i find out what you 're hiding from me . dorian : unfortunately , there 's this big problem with my caterer and a delay in my wedding ensemble , and so it was actually my fiance 's idea that we postpone the wedding . yes , i will let you know that , soon as i know . good - bye . all right , david . what 's going on here ? what 's the real reason you 're putting off our wedding ? [ scene_break ] starr : yeah . see ya . jason : see ya starr : mom , mom . he talked to me . oh , my gosh , he was so sweet . blair : huh ? starr : yeah . i love him ! mom , if he asks me out , could you tell dad to say okay ? blair : if he asks you out , and not you ask him out , daytime only , and a parent driving . but i 'll handle your dad . i 'll ask him . i 'm sure he 'll say okay because he 's got a lot on his mind right now . starr : hope it 's not margaret cockroach . [ scene_break ] asa : put the damn phone down , nigel . nigel : but , sir -- asa : i will handle this . let me first have a little chat with ms. cochran . then i 'll fill you in . nigel : yes , sir . i 'll replace your lunch , sir . margaret : i 'm very unhappy with you for the way you treated me at st. james . just because you 're letting me stay here does n't mean that you can order me around . asa : listen , you little screwball , i am going to put your damn neck on the chopping block . margaret : oh . but what if yours is there first ? [ scene_break ] nora : what ? yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm just a little overwhelmed by everything . hugh : yeah , i saw bo dragging barber from the office . i figured it did n't go too well . nora : uh , no . hugh : nora , you look like hell . nora : is that any way you should be talking to your boss ? hugh : maybe you should see a doctor . nora : i will . hugh : you want me to drive you ? nora : no , i do n't -- no , i 'm fine , okay ? do n't worry ; i 'm fine . i just need to take a deposition . hugh : do you want me to take it for you ? nora : will you stop worrying about me , please , and just go and t me the werner file , please , for my deposition ? hugh : against my better judgment , just take a breather ; i 'll go get the file . nora : thank you . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm sorry , viki . i thought we could get something out of him . viki : yeah , well , i me , even though i hoped , i guess i never really believed it . i do n't know why i would ever think that we could get anything out of him . bo : you did what any parent would do , anything to get your daughter back . viki : well , i thank you and nora very much for all the help you gave . you mind if i stay here just for a minute till i go home ? bo : you take all the time you need . viki : thank you . [ next_on ] r.j. : i 'm going to find out what you 're up to . tess : this ca n't go on forever . nash : where are you going to go ? john : i look at you and i see all the ways i let you down staring right back at me and i do n't know how to change that .
viki asks bo if they can trick hayes into telling them where natalie is and he says that hayes is slippery . she asks if there is anything they can do , and they try to get him to plea to insanity . if he does , he will go into a mental hospital instead of prison and maybe in a few years be out of there with a new life . the deal does n't work out though . dorian tries to talk david into calling spencer again to ask him to be his best man . he does call spencer , who comes by . they only get into an argument about the past . david wants to know what spencer 's secret is . spencer says if he told him that it would n't be a secret anymore . dorian then comes in and tells david that things are going wrong with the wedding plans , and he suggests postponing the wedding for a month or two . she asks if it would really be okay with him and he says yes . she wonders what his real reasons are for wanting to postpone the wedding after making the call about postponing it . margaret is seen by nigel at asa 's and tells him that she is asa 's houseguest . he wants to call 911 , but does n't because when asa comes home , he tells him not to . asa had been at st. james church , where margaret had been . he talked her into leaving before todd saw her , who had been there looking for jack 's toy frog . todd gave him 48 hours to do something about margaret . spencer tells blair that she is the most beautiful woman she has ever seen but that he knows she is with todd . starr talks to a boy from school and she hopes he will ask her out .
rex : what do you think you 're doing ? adriana : then again , we 're not supposed to have secrets , are we ? all right , rex . what are you hiding from me ? what do n't you want me to know ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : cristian , i can see . can you believe it ? i can see ! cristian : really ? evangeline : yeah . you 're wearing a black shirt . right ? cristian : yeah , right . evangeline : yeah , and you -- you have on black jeans and black boots , right ? cristian : wow , yeah , that 's -- evangeline : i told you . i really can see ! oh , my god ! oh , my god ! cristian : i 'm going to get dr . simmons , ok ? he should probably look at you . evangeline : no . do n't go , not yet . just stay and let me look at you . you 're the most beautiful sight i 've ever seen in my life . [ scene_break ] todd : starr ? [ todd whistles ] starr ? starr : dad . todd : hey . [ todd chuckles ] well , hey -- starr : thanks for coming . todd : you sounded upset on the phone . starr : it 's mom . todd : what about her ? something happen ? starr : she 's not coming home tonight -- again . todd : yeah , i know . why , did she leave you and jack here alone ? starr : no . dorian 's in her room . jack and i are fine . it 's just mom 's been spending a lot of time with spencer lately , and i 'm starting to get worried . i 'm afraid that mom might do something crazy . [ scene_break ] blair : look , bo , i am so sorry todd showed up when he did . i did n't even know he knew that place . bo : yeah , well , we got to be more careful , blair , because if todd finds out what you 're doing , then he 's going to go straight for truman . blair : i know . it 's like the walls are closing in . every minute that goes by gives spencer more time to cover himself . i mean , it has to be tonight . i have to find out where spencer stashed that gun that he used to shoot john mcbain 's father . and i 'm going to do it , bo . i 'm going to do it for you . i 'm not going to let you down , ok bo : all right , but you remember that i 'm working unofficially on this . if you come across anything at all , you take it to john . and if you get the slightest inkling that spencer 's on to you , you get out of there . now , you got that ? blair : no , bo . i have to see this through to the end . i 'm going to do whatever it takes to make sure spencer 's put away for what he did to todd . he 's gotten away with it way too long . [ scene_break ] paige : can i talk to you for a minute ? i -- i need to talk to you . look , i know you think spencer shot your father . and i also know that does n't absolve me of responsibility for my part in his death . but , john , i want you to know that i 'm paying for it . i lost my job , i lost my medical license . and i 'm paying with the guilt that i feel every day and will feel for the rest of my life . john : what is it you want , paige ? and do n't mention the word `` forgiveness . `` paige : no , i do n't -- i do n't expect that . but i do want us to try to find a way to peacefully coexist in this town , not for my sake but for bo 's sake . he cares about both of us . and if there 's any way that i can help you with spencer , i will . john : all right , maybe there is . [ scene_break ] blair and spencer : hey . spencer : come in . i 'm kind of surprised to see you . i did n't think you 'd be able to make it for sure . i guess it 's my lucky night , huh ? blair : no , actually , i think it 's going to be my lucky night . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm afraid she might marry spencer . todd : hmm . what makes you say that ? did he ask her ? starr : i do n't know . they 're not engaged or anything . it 's just mom 's been spending a lot of time with spencer . even tonight , when i needed her the most , she chose him over me . todd : oh . yeah , well , do n't worry about that , honey . i mean , even if they get married , i 'm -- i 'm not going to let you live with him . i promise you that . starr : i want to come home and live with you now . todd : yeah , i know . you will . so , why 'd you want to talk to her , anyway ? i thought you guys were n't speaking . starr : i just need to talk to a woman . todd : oh . ok . i -- i ca n't help you there , can i ? is there anything that -- that you feel comfortable enough to talk to me about ? starr : it 's ricky . todd : oh , a boyfriend . starr : he 's not my boyfriend . he likes langston . todd : he likes langston over you ? what , is he crazy ? starr : you 're just saying that because you 're my dad . todd : no , no , no , no . it 's a fact . look at you -- you 're gorgeous . you 're a -- you 're a peach , you 're a prize . so what about ricky ? starr : he 's moving to puerto rico , like tomorrow . and he gave me his email address -- me , not langston , who i thought that he liked . but why should i even care ? i mean , i 'm probably never going to see him again . todd : hmm . starr : dad ? am i completely crazy for caring about someone who left me in the dust for someone else ? [ scene_break ] spencer : i have a surprise for you . blair : you do ? spencer : come in and sit down . i got to show you something . come here . blair : wow . house plans . spencer : yeah . blair : what is this ? spencer : a floor plan for a house up on longfellow road . it 's four bedrooms . it 's got a huge playroom for jack . he can set up his entire train set in there . it has a large office for the two of us . it 's got plenty of room in the back for a pool or -- or whatever . it 's -- blair : wow , spencer , did you -- did you buy this for us ? spencer : no , not yet , not until you have a chance to look at it , first thing in the morning , all right ? and if you like it , of course , then i 'll put in an offer on it . blair : ok , i 'm -- i do n't even know what to say . spencer : well , just say you 'll take a look at it . that 's all you have to do , blair . blair : oh , yeah . ok . wow . this is really something else , you know ? it -- when i was a little girl , i lived in foster home after foster home after foster home , and i always dreamed of living in a beautiful house like this . spencer : well , if you like it , if you want it , it 's yours . you hear me ? blair : it makes me think about you , too , spencer -- you know , your background and how you ended up being the man you are . spencer : ahem . well , i was very fortunate . blair : yeah . and brilliant , i might add . smart . i bet some of those guys you worked with were n't that lucky , though , huh ? that lonny guy -- spencer : lenny . blair : yeah . spencer : lenny . blair : yeah . whatever happened to him ? spencer : you know , i 'm sorry , lenny . you 're going to have to disappear -- permanently . so why all the interest in my old cohorts all of a sudden ? [ scene_break ] paige : what is it ? what can i do to help ? john : on the night you operated on my father , do you remember -- did he say anything ? paige : i 'm sorry , no . he was already under anesthesia by the time i saw him . he -- he never regained consciousness . bo : hey . john : hey , boss . uh -- can i get you something from the bar or -- bo : you know , a cup of coffee would be great . john : coffee . bo : thanks . john : you got it . paige : hey . bo : hey . how 'd it go with nora ? any luck ? paige : well , she 's tough , but i think we made some progress . you know , right now , matthew -- he 's so incredible . he 's the best medicine for her , and she miraculously agreed to have a nurse , tomorrow morning . bo : glad to hear it . paige : oh . so , what did you want to see me about ? bo : um -- i just wanted to know if maybe you knew this guy right here -- maybe from when you were married spencer . now , this is a known forger who did some work for spencer back in the days . paige : this is the guy you think helped spencer set you up ? bo : yeah . yeah , but now we ca n't locate him . paige : spencer was always really careful to keep all the different part of his life separate , you know ? after what happened to john 's father , our marriage completely fell apart . we never talked about the shooting once spencer sent david out of the country . you know , i 'm -- i 'm going to get a bite to eat . bo : ok . i 'll talk to you later . john : hey . bo : lenny 's place was picked clean , john . there 's no known associates . the guy 's in the wind . john : i got people at the airport , the bus station , the train station , all the rental car places . this guy 's not going to slip through our fingers . bo : i hope not . i do n't care how hard a guy tries to disappear , chances are he 'll be found eventually . [ scene_break ] [ rex groans ] adriana : all right . oh . so ? rex already told me he 's doing research on stalkers . i must be out of my mind . how could i not trust rex after everything he 's done for me ? adriana 's voice : `` dear rex , when you find this , know that i 'm thinking about you . thanks for keeping me safe . i love you . a. `` [ computer beeps ] adriana : oh , my god . no . - it 's good . terrific . [ scene_break ] evangeline : tell me this is real . tell me i 'm not dreaming . cristian : that was real . evangeline : oh . god , you look so good ! cristian : hmm . evangeline : i was so sure the surgery did n't work and that i was going to be blind for the rest of my life , but i was going to be ok with that . cristian : no , you were n't . you were just doing a good job faking it . evangeline : no . i was doing a terrible job of faking it . but i was trying . i was trying to get used to the idea of living my life in a new way . but a miracle has happened to me . cristian : that 's right . it 's the miracle i was praying for . evangeline : me , too . and i have one man to thank . [ scene_break ] todd : if a person , uh , ca n't see the truth standing right in front of them , then to hell with them . right ? i mean , he -- he does n't deserve your love . now , she -- she made her choice . she 's going to have to live with it . starr : `` she `` ? i thought we were talking about ricky . todd : ricky , yeah . starr : so i should forget about ricky the way you forgot about mom ? todd : yeah . starr : but you did n't forget about her . did you ? dad ? todd : huh ? starr : i hate mom for what she did to you . and i ca n't stand the sight of mom and spencer together . but i can forgive her if you could . todd : well , sweetheart -- starr : i -- know that it 'll probably never happen again , but the time that i was happiest in my life was when we were all together as a family . do you think that we could ever be like that again ? is there anything mom could do to make it up to you ? [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm not interested in lenny . i 'm interested in you . i want to know so much about you , like just what made you the man you are today . you know , we 're alike in a lot of ways , spencer . you know that , do n't you ? we 're both survivors . i mean , look at you . you were an outsider and you made it into mainstream , and that 's just one of the things that i love about you most . that 's why i want to know about all those guys that you worked with , because i want to know about you . i want to know about lenny , harry , bluto -- spencer : bluto ? blair : yeah , bluto . spencer : there 's no bluto . blair : oh , there 's no bluto ? oh , too bad . it 's a good name , though . spencer : yeah . blair : i just -- i want to know , like , who your favorite teacher was and what the happiest day of your life was . that 's what i want to know . and i want you to know all those things about me . spencer : ok . blair : ok ? spencer : actually , i do know what happened to some of the old gang as a matter of fact . blair : you do ? spencer : mm - hmm . yeah , like -- blair : what ? spencer : i mean , for instance , rudy the book , you know ? he -- he stole some money that he was supposed to put down on a bet for a client , and -- well , he was dealt with . blair : dealt with ? how ? spencer : yeah , yeah . well , details are n't important . blair : oh , my -- yeah . spencer : let 's just say that he never made that mistake again . blair : well , spencer , i 'm really glad that you 're not in that line of work anymore . spencer : yeah , me , too . blair : hmm . spencer : i 'd probably be in a cemetery somewhere -- or in prison , you know . of course , lenny seemed to do quite well for himself . blair : really ? spencer : mm - hmm . blair : why ? where is he ? spencer : oh , he 's -- he 's around . he -- had a couple of good scores , made some nice investments . in fact , he lives right here in llanview . right up near llantano mountain , those condos up there , you know , off long acre . [ scene_break ] adriana : no . no , it ca n't be . rex : what are you doing ? zero calls , to anyone . adriana : he could 've hurt me more than once , but he did n't . rex : that does n't seem to be his thing . adriana : yeah . it 's more like he wants to possess me . have me all to himself . how long are we going to have to stay here , rex ? all alone , cut off from the rest of the world ? rex : as far as i 'm concerned , we can stay forever . adriana : oh , my god . rex is the stalker . rex : what are you doing ? adriana : i 'm getting out of here . rex : no , no -- no way . i 'm not letting you leave . [ scene_break ] todd : i think there 's only one way i could ever forgive your mom . starr : what 's that ? todd : well , i think she 'd have to build a time machine , see , and then she 'd have to go back in time . and she 'd have to do everything she did differently . she 'd have to believe in me and trust me and see me for who i really am , and see spencer for who he really is . then maybe i could let this go , but -- i do n't think time travel 's possible now , do you ? of all the men in the world she could be with , she chooses the one i hate the most . starr : dad , mom does n't love spencer . todd : that 's irrelevant . and her feelings -- just none of my business anymore , anyway . starr : i know things have changed , dad . but i ca n't get used to mom being with spencer . and i ca n't imagine you with anybody but mom . [ scene_break ] cristian : sure , i understand . todd got you the surgery , so , i mean -- you owe him your sight . evangeline : todd ? cristian : is n't that who you were talking about ? evangeline : todd made the surgery happen , and i 'll always be grateful to him , not to mention the fact that i owe him a huge pile of cash . but i was talking about dr. simmons . he 's the one that performed the surgery . but i 'm more grateful to you than anyone . cristian : really ? how 's that ? evangeline : well , you taught me to see the world in a way that i never had before . and you loved me . and it did n't matter whether or not i could see . and you made things all right for me . but it 's going to be even better now because i 've been given the most amazing gift , and i 'm never going to take it for granted . [ scene_break ] paige : i never got a chance to tell you how happy i am that you 're free . david : yeah . how about that , huh ? i 've been living for 25 years with massive guilt , and i did n't do anything . well , nothing fatal , anyway . paige : wow . i wish i could say the same thing . and i wish there were n't so many unanswered questions . david : yeah , like how we 're going to get back at spencer for torturing us all these years . paige : you know , i do n't even care anymore about getting back at him . i just want john and michael to find some peace , and i want bo to be cleared of all the charges and to get his job back . david : well , if you want all that , we 're going to have to nail spencer . so it looks like you and i want the same thing . paige : i guess we do . we just might hold the key that will make that happen . [ scene_break ] bo : spencer had to have started planning his part in all of this way before that . he 's covered every detail . john : he blackmailed paige and vickers , set up manning , framed you in the process . probably had a fail - safe for every contingency . bo : yeah . he can anticipate how people are going to react to any given situation . he knew that manning would meet margaret down at the lake . he knew that paige would keep quiet to protect me . john : so maybe we approach this like a profiler would . bo : think like he thinks . john : hmm . he 's proactive . that we know . all right ? he foresees potential obstacles , and he eliminates them before they become a problem . bo : well , i think lenny 's our next step . john : hmm . bo : we need lenny to admit that spencer hired him to forge my signature . we have to do that before spencer knows what we 're up to . john : and what would truman do to someone who 's got the goods on him ? [ scene_break ] blair : mmm . spencer : what ? blair : you know what i feel like ? spencer : what ? blair : i feel like those gourmet chocolate chip cookies that they sell downstairs . spencer : oh , i do n't -- blair : yeah . spencer : i 'll take you out and get some dessert if you want . blair : no . no , no , no , no , no . i 'll go down . i 'll run down and get us some , ok ? be right back . spencer : all right . blair : ok . spencer : if that 's what you want . blair : that 's what i want ! be right back . oh , man . [ phone rings ] john : mcbain . blair : hey , john . it 's me , blair . i got spencer talking . john : and ? blair : well , i did n't find anything out about the gun , but i did find out something about lenny . the guy , he lives up on llantano mountain in a condo complex up there . [ scene_break ] spencer : just get up to the condos on long acre and let me know if any cops show up , especially john mcbain and bo buchanan . you got it ? no , no , no , do n't do anything . just let me know if any cops show up there . i 've set a trap . if they take the bait , i 'll handle it from here . [ scene_break ] john : spencer just came out and told you where lenny is ? blair : no , john , i got him to open up about his past , just like you suggested . john : it 's too easy . blair : well , what do you mean ? john : i think he 's setting you up . all right , you need to get out of there , blair , now . blair : no . ca n't do that , john . we need the gun , and i 'm the only way we can get it . john : blair got an address in llanview for lenny . bo : right here in town . john : hmm . bo : either the guy has decided to hide in plain sight or spencer 's knocking over another obstacle . john : hmm . you know , i 'm going to have someone at the station fax over lenny 's mug shot to the managing agent over at the property , all right , see if anybody 's seen him around , but i 'm betting he has n't come within five miles of that place . and blair 's got to get the hell away from spencer . bo : yeah , but we ca n't go after her now without exposing her . john : ok . i 'm going to put a man outside spencer 's room . you know have him hanging out in the hallway , do some flybys . bo : ok , that 's all we can do . i do n't like it . john : me , either . the longer it takes for us to nail spencer , the more danger blair 's in . blair : everything all right ? spencer : yeah , yeah . just -- uh , all this talk about my past , you know . kind of got me thinking about the old man and his very strange code of honor . blair : you mean , honor among thieves ? spencer : yeah , exactly . you know , take , for instance , what happened to rudy the book , you know ? the old man always used to say there was no crime worse than betrayal . and you know all about betrayal . do n't you , blair ? [ scene_break ] todd : you know what i feel like doing ? i think i 'm going to have a little chat with your pal ricky . i 'm going to go ho , i 'm going to get my brass knuckles , i 'm going to find him -- starr : dad ? todd : and i 'm going to have a little talk with him . starr : dad , i am not your little girl anymore , and if you go near ricky , i will never speak to you again . todd : oh . really ? starr : really . todd : ok . i 'm not making any promises about future boyfriends , though . starr : yeah , well , do n't hold your breath . todd : are you kidding me ? look at your reflection in that pool there . you are gorgeous . you 're going to have dozens of boyfriends . you 're going to have to beat them away with a stick . starr : thank you . todd : feeling better ? starr : yeah . i 'm better now . you can go home . todd : ok , i 'll go home . give your brother a kiss for me , too , will you ? starr : sure . todd : i love you both more than anything else in the world . you know that , right ? starr : i 'll make sure that he knows that , too . todd : ok . and do n't you worry about men . my gosh . you 're going to find the guy that 's right for you , the one you 're meant to be with . but do n't be in a hurry because you 're meant to be with me right now . come on . starr : hey , dad ? do you think that a person could love more than one person in their life ? todd : well , viki has . and i did n't think it was possible for me , but now i 'm not so sure . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm going to call my mother . i 'm going to call layla . then i 'm going to call everybody and tell them the good news . cristian : right , and i should probably get the doctor . i think we 've waited long enough . i 'll be right back . evangeline : cris -- i love you . cristian : i love you , too . ok . evangeline : ok . [ scene_break ] rex : i am not letting you run out of here in the middle of the night . adriana : let me go , rex . rex : what -- would you please just calm down and tell me what happened ? adriana : just let me -- rex : did the maniac find -- was he here ? adriana : just let me go ! rex : why ? what the hell is going on ? adriana : i know , rex . rex : know what ? adriana : i have to get out of here . rex : no , no , no , adriana , you ca n't go . it 's too dangerous . adriana : it 's a lot more dangerous in here . rex : what 's going on ? why are you so afraid of me all of a sudden ? adriana : i just need to get some fresh air . rex : fine . i 'm going with you . adriana : no ! rex : why not ? adriana : i 'm fine . i just , um -- i had a bad dream . that homeless guy you were talking to -- i guess he just really creeped me out , and i do n't want to stay here anymore . i want to go home , back to llanview . rex : we ca n't do that , adriana , not until this freak is caught . adriana : when will that be , rex ? rex : i wish i knew . come on . let 's go back to bed . in the morning we 'll figure out what to do next . adriana : look , i 'm -- i 'm fine . i should n't have gotten so worked up over a stupid dream . could you get me a glass of water ? rex : that i can do . just relax , ok ? adriana : how am i going to get away from him ? [ scene_break ] blair : why do you think that i know anything about betrayal , spencer ? spencer : oh , because of todd . all the times he 's lied to you . i mean , you know better than anyone what it 's like to have someone you love turn on you and put a knife in your back . blair : yeah . todd , he -- he betrayed me so many times . he lied to me . that 's why i know i could never be with him -- even though i know he did n't kill margaret . but you would never lie to me , would you , spencer ? spencer : and you would never lie to me , would you , blair ? blair : never . [ scene_break ] john : thanks for looking into it . you were right . no one at those condos has ever laid eyes on lenny . truman was testing blair again . bo : which means that her cover is not blown yet , but truman 's getting suspicious . john : we 'll nail him . like you said , he ca n't hide forever . so , you and paige , you -- you working things out ? bo : we 're trying . you know , john , she 's a good woman who just made a horrible mistake years ago . what are you thinking ? john : i was thinking about something that paige said earlier about truman sending vickers out of the country . [ scene_break ] paige : look , i know there might be something that you overlooked that you still -- that you still have n't remembered . david : no , paige , i 've thought about this a million times . how many times are the cops going to grill me about it ? john : once more . i need to talk to you about the night of the shooting . david : i should start selling tickets . john : what happened after my father went down ? david : john , i dropped the gun , i think i kicked it , and then i got the hell out of there . john : no , no , after . paige said something about truman getting you out of the country . how ? david : he sent me to venezuela . which was fine by me . i wanted to get as far away as possible . bo : but how did you actually leave atlantic city ? david : spencer paid some guy to take me from new jersey to manhattan on a boat . john : on a boat ? david : yeah . john : that might be it . [ scene_break ] lenny : what 's taking so long ? man : ca n't go anywhere till i get her gassed up . lenny : just hurry up , ok ? man : you 're mighty anxious to get out of here , are n't you ? lenny : the sooner , the better . [ scene_break ] john : ok , keep me updated . the guys are on their way down to the docks right now . i 'm thinking this lenny -- i 'm thinking he might want to take a more covert route . where can you hire those private boats ? is that -- is that down at , what , pier 48 ? bo : yeah , let 's get down there . john : yeah . [ scene_break ] rex : here you go . look , i know you 're nervous and scared and everything , but it 's going to be ok , all right ? we 're here , nobody knows that we 're here . the beach is amazing . you 're beautiful . everything 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] starr : hey , langston ? it 's starr . nothing , just hanging around my house . yeah . are you sure that 's safe to do this time of night ? yeah -- no , i 'm not scared ! i 'll go . i 'm sure my mom wo n't even notice that i 'm gone . yeah i 'll meet you there . ok , bye . [ scene_break ] evangeline : is this you ? are you fighting again ? cristian : why do n't you close your eyes for a while ? come on , you heard the doc . this is n't temporary . you will be able to see tomorrow . you do n't have to take in everything all at once . evangeline : hmm . i want to stay up all night and look at you . the whole time i was blind , in my mind i could still see colors and art and beauty all because of you . you helped me see what i could n't . i 'm never going to forget that . todd : ah -- hello . evangeline : todd , is that you ? todd : yeah , it 's me . evangeline : good . i need to talk to you . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , i love you so much . [ phone rings ] blair : it 's your phone . spencer : no -- blair : no , you should get it . it could be the hospital . spencer : hello . spencer truman . man : i thought you might want an update . spencer : oh , all right . what 's going on ? man : no one showed up at the condos . looks like you might not have a leak after all . spencer : all right . thanks for calling . blair : what was that about ? spencer : oh , it was just some very good news about a patient i 've been seeing . i was starting to worry that i might lose her . but as it turns out , everything 's going to be just fine . i wo n't have to take extreme measures . [ scene_break ] man : ready to hit the open water ? lenny : it 's about time . let 's get going . john : hey ! hold it , hold it ! llanview police department . put your hands above your head . put them up ! man : what the hell ? john : slowly turn around , slowly . bo : what do you say , lenny ? you headed somewhere ? [ next_on ] dorian : i think kelly may be pregnant -- with duke 's baby . kelly : i made a decision about my pregnancy . rex : why are you scared of me ? adriana : i just found out what lying jerk you are . evangeline : the operation worked -- i can see .
adriana looks at the laptop while rex sleeps . she finds many , many messages from rex to her email address . `` oh no ! `` she says suddenly realizing what this means . rex still sleeps quietly on the bed a few feet away . starr tells her father that she is afraid that her mother is about to marry spencer . she spends all her time with him . meanwhile , at the apartment , spencer shows blair plans of a house that he wants to show her . blair tells bo that she is going to get the goods on spencer that night . she butters him up and talks about the similarities of their pasts . she asks about lenny . spencer tells where the man lives and how he has done well for himself with a could of scores he has made , and then investment deals . he watches blair carefully when he tells exactly where lenny lives . blair decides she needs to leave for cookies and while in the hall she calls bo and tells him exactly where lenny is . john and bo can tell right away that spencer is onto blair and they order her out of his building right away . she will not leave . she has to find the gun next . while she is on the phone , spencer is in the apartment calling an associate and telling him to get to the condos and call back if the cops show up . bo and john decide that they wo n't send a car up as that might blow blair 's cover . instead they will just fax a picture of lenny to see if he can be recognized that way . spencer and blair are making love and she has to envision that it is todd that she is with to get through it . spencer 's man calls and tells that there is n't a leak and that no cops showed up at lenny 's . david mentions that when spencer got david out of town long ago , he used a boat to do it . bo and john decide that lenny might be trying to do just that . they head to the pier and catch lenny as he and the driver of the boat are making their way towards the boat . rex wakes up as adriana is getting her purse to leave . when he turns his back on her , she grabs the lamp and clocks him in the head with it .
marcie : hey , my little man . what are you doing up so late , huh ? lindsay : i brought him out for ice cream because every time i put him in the crib he started crying . marcie : oh . did you do that on purpose ? lindsay : i do n't think he wants to go down until mommy puts him down . marcie : come here , my little sweetheart . oh , is it true , hmm ? is that true ? you know , i do n't know what i 'd do without you . i do n't . you 're the only baby mommy 's ever going to have . lindsay : marcie , have you given up on more kids because you ca n't have one of your own ? [ scene_break ] john : come on in . hey . michael : hey . listen , johnny , marcie 's in a meeting , lindsay 's watching tommy and i 'm pretty sure she wants to go home . john : let 's get it done . sit down . michael : what 's so important , john ? john : well , i have some questions for you -- about truman 's murder . michael : did n't we already do that ? john : we 're doing it again . michael : why ? john : look , i threw you and balsom in a cell because i knew there was something you were n't telling me . it 's connected to the murder , is n't it ? michael : i already told you everything i remember about that night . john : mike , no one 's going home until you tell me what you 're holding back . [ scene_break ] bo : hey . antonio : hey . bartender : what can i get you ? bo : ah -- i think i 'll have what he 's having . bartender : no problem . [ bo sighs ] bo : you know what ? i -- i just hate when they say that . of course , it 's no problem -- you know , it 's the guy 's job . antonio : it seems like you 're in the same kind of mood i am . bo : paige left town . antonio : i 'm sorry . nash and jessica -- they got married . bo : yeah , i know . i was at the wedding . [ scene_break ] [ nora gasps ] nora : there she is . talia : hey . what 's up ? i got a call from your office to meet you down here when i got off duty . nora : yeah , that was kind of a ruse . talia : a what ? layla : when a woman saves our lives , we think we ought to buy that woman a drink . right ? adriana : right . talia : oh -- [ scene_break ] jack : why ca n't -- while your dad was missing , i had you guys all to myself , and now that he 's back , it 's time for me to share , so -- jack : it 's not as much fun without you . blair : well , i appreciate that , jack , but -- todd : all right , how about this -- how about mom sticks around while we watch a movie or whatever we 're going to do tonight , and then when it 's bedtime , she goes home to dorian 's place and makes sure dorian does n't freak out ? is that going to be ok with you , sir ? jack : yeah . todd : and you , mom ? blair : yes , dad , that 's fine with me . todd : ok . uh -- let 's see . what should we have for dinner ? it 's a special night . well , i know what you 're having . i think you want two helpings of spinach -- blair : mmm . todd : and for dessert , maybe some green collard beans . starr : yum . todd : uh - huh . jack : let 's have pizza and popcorn . todd : oh -- ugh . starr : `` pizza and popcorn `` ? blair : spinach and green beans . starr : what is wrong with this kid ? blair : pizza and popcorn ? jack : and -- and i want to build a fort -- todd : oh -- jack : in the living room , and stay up after midnight . todd : [ as drill sergeant ] all right . private manning , you will do reconnaissance ! you get the blankets and sheets in this house ! do you understand me ? jack : yes , sir ! todd : good ! go ! move ! move , hog , move ! starr : dad ! calm down . blair : you 're going to hurt yourself . todd : [ normal voice ] i do n't think i 'm going to be able to move this furniture back and forth . blair : well , you 're not going to move this furniture , starr and i will do it for you . starr : yeah , you know what ? but , first , i 'm going to help jack , and then i 'll come down and help , but thank you . todd : for what ? starr : for letting mom stay . blair : yeah . thanks . todd : it 's what the kid wanted . blair : i know . [ scene_break ] miles : please , just hear me out , all right ? i 'm not here to upset you . marty : i confessed to what i did so i would never have to see you again . miles : you do n't want to be in here . what would you say if i could get you out of this ? do n't you want to be with cole ? marty : i plan to plead guilty , and to my knowledge , they do n't let confessed murderers out on bail . marty do you really remember killing spencer ? marty : i do n't remember actually stabbing him , but i know i must have . miles : there are no witnesses . there 's no way they can prove you did it . marty : there does n't -- there does n't need to be , ok ? i confessed . miles : yeah , but a lawyer could get that confession thrown out , and i will pay for the best one there is . marty : you know , just forget it , ok ? miles : you would rather sit in prison than accept help from me ? marty : yeah . i would rather do that than owe you anything . miles : you would n't -- there are no strings attached . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] antonio : you went to jessica and nash 's wedding and you did n't tell me ? bo : come on , antonio , you know it was n't my place to tell you . i mean , i may not like everything jess does , but she 's still my niece . antonio : yeah , i guess . bo : and you know the circumstances -- she thought she was dying . thanks . antonio : let me get another shot . bartender : no problem . antonio : you 're right , it is irritating . you know , this wedding -- look , i do n't even want to talk about it . it is what it is . bo : ah . i 'm not really sure that getting smashed is the right thing to do , though , because you 're only operating on about 3/4 of a liver . antonio : yeah , well , you got a point . bo : mm - hmm . and , antonio , everybody knows that you did everything you could for jess . antonio : mm - hmm , but it still was n't enough . hey , look , bo , you do n't have to worry about me , man , i did n't come here to drown my sorrows . jamie 's staying at my mother 's tonight , i -- i just did n't know what to do with myself . bo : all right . i know all about that . matthew 's at nora 's -- i get him on the weekend . antonio : i did n't even know that you and paige were having problems . bo : do you want to hear something funny ? neither did i . antonio : uh -- so , what -- what happened ? oh , you do n't have to tell me . bo : no , it 's ok , it 's all right . it 's -- after she lost her son , you know , she just felt lost , and she 'd put him up for adoption right after he was born so that truman would n't know that he had a son . then when she finally found hugh again and she got to know him , all of a sudden -- bang there was that accident . and she sat with him for weeks at a time and it was the wrong man . you know , here she thought that she had a second chance , but it was the wrong man , and when she found that out , everything just came crashing in on her . so i think she wanted to get just as far away as she possibly could from here , and then throw herself right into her career , her profession , so she -- she took a position with doctors without borders . antonio : well , do you think she 'll come back ? bo : i do n't know . antonio : well , if it 's any consolation , at least you know that it was her problems that came between the two of you . bo : well , you had the same thing with you and jess , right ? antonio : no . well , i mean , i thought it was . but i think she just fell in love with another guy . rex : hey , guys . bo : balsom . rex : these two do n't pay for anything when i 'm here . bo : did you hit the lottery or something ? rex : better -- adriana and i are back together . you 're looking at a happy guy . [ scene_break ] talia : this really is n't necessary , i was just doing my job . nora : i believe the police have a thing called `` conduct above and beyond `` ? yeah . talia : yeah , but that does n't -- adriana : no `` buts . `` tate was out of his mind . rex and i would be dead if it was n't for you . layla : so would vincent and i . vincent : they ought to give you a medal . talia : i 'll settle for tate being off the streets . layla : hmm , i wish vange could be here . she should be celebrating with us , you know ? nora : honey , miracles happen , ok ? remember , she 's a fighter . layla : that 's right . adriana : rex kept trying to tell me that there was something off about tate , and i just would n't listen . layla : well , i mean , everybody looked up to him , he was a baseball star . vincent : big deal . layla : yeah , i know . nora : we have to stop confusing success with character . adriana : amen , i 'll drink to that . nora : yeah . talia : i think vincent is the real hero . vincent : i 'm nobody 's hero . talia : well , somebody in the same position might 've let him die just to get even , so -- nora : hmm . vincent : i should 've let him die . layla : you did what was right , vincent . nora : you both did . vincent : look , ladies , you know , i 'm starting to feel like a rooster at a hen party , you know what i mean ? [ laughter ] layla : excuse me ? vincent : my tab . order anything that you want , ok ? enjoy yourselves . i 'll see you later . layla : ok . excuse me , ladies . nora : think that man is hot . [ adriana laughs ] layla : vincent ? are you ok ? vincent : i 'm good . i 'm fine . i 'll talk to you later . nora : how are you and layla handling the fallout from the other night ? adriana : oh , we 've both had our crying jags and been having some trouble . nora : oh , i can imagine . adriana : but rex has been there to help me feel better . talia : are you two back together ? adriana : i could n't be happier . [ scene_break ] michael : look , john , i do n't know what you 're getting at here , ok ? rex and i are n't keeping any secrets . and as far as spencer truman 's murder is concerned , i was pretty sure that was over . did n't marty saybrooke already confess ? john : she 's in custody , but there 's a lot of questions . michael : oh . and you do n't believe she did it ? what do you want me to tell you , john ? john : how about the truth ? michael : about what ? john : mike , you and balsom both know something , and it 's big . michael : rex and i suspected each other of being spencer truman 's killer , john . that 's all there is between us . john : cut the crap , mike . michael : listen , there is no big secret . you can ask rex , he 'll tell you the same thing . johnny , i understand you want to clear marty , but i ca n't help you . [ scene_break ] lindsay : marcie ? marcie : i just do n't want to talk about it , ok ? lindsay : have you told michael ? marcie : yes , i have , and it was absolutely awful . lindsay : so why are you saying that there are n't going to be any more children ? marcie : i do n't know . i 'm just -- it feels that way to me . you know , michael wants to talk to the doctors and look at all the records , but it 's pointless . lindsay : so he has n't fully accepted it ? marcie : no . he 's having a hard time , and to be honest , i really do n't know how to handle it . lindsay : well , when you think about it , you 've known about this and you 've had time to process it , and for him , it 's new news . you know , he -- he has n't had the time . so , is there -- is there something else that 's wrong ? marcie : remember i was telling you that every time i talk about tommy or i bring up how lucky we are to have him , you know , mike gets really weird . well , it 's happening now it 's just getting worse . lindsay : i think i know the reason why . [ scene_break ] john : mike , this is the -- the log kept by truman 's guards at the hospital . michael : yeah ? what 's your point ? john : well , according to this , you saw truman on the day he was supposed to be transferred . michael : i was the resident on duty . john : it says here you were in the room for 45 minutes . michael : yeah . john : why ? michael : i was doing my job ? john : ok . well , immediately after , you signed out of work . michael : you 've been a very busy boy , have n't you , john ? john : where 'd you go , mike ? michael : i do n't remember . john : did you see balsom ? michael : why are you doing this ? john : you know why , mike . tell me what 's going on before you 're in too deep . [ scene_break ] starr : all right , ready for our first mission ? it 's time to go in there and have some fun . let 's go , move , move , move ! blair : ok , wait , wait , wait ! take this rations with you . it 's got to hold you till backup arrives . [ starr laughs ] jack : did you get the pepperoni ? blair : what do you think ? ok , go , move ! todd : starr , hold up , hold up . your mom says i have to watch this . starr : no , not that . no , not that ! give it to me . todd : what is it ? blair : it 's starr 's musical . todd : oh , really ? starr : mom , i really do n't want him to see it . blair : no , come on , it 's great ! todd : hey , jack ? [ todd grunts ] todd : i know what we 're watching on tv tonight . jack : no way . todd : oh , yeah . i tell you what , i 'll make you a deal . you watch this with us tonight , you get to choose the next movie , even if it 's pg-13 . jack : really ? todd : yeah . starr : jack , you really do n't have to watch it , it 's ok . todd : oh , yes , we do . yes , we do . throw this in the machine . starr : do i have to ? blair : yep . starr : you guys stink . [ blair chuckles ] starr : there . are you happy now ? blair : mm - hmm . marcie 's voice : i want to thank you all for coming tonight for the first , all- original , llanview high musical ! [ scene_break ] rex : so , i heard jessica married nash . antonio : yeah . rex : you 're not going to take off again , are you ? antonio : no , it is what it is . my life 's about jamie now and my job . bo : good luck with that . antonio : i mean it . bo : no , i know you do , and i 'm saying good luck with it . and i 'll tell you , if you ever find yourself -- you 're all alone at night , you do n't know what to do with yourself because you 're boring the heck out of yourself , you know where i live . rex : you 're adriana 's big brother , you can always hang with us . antonio : well , i appreciate that , so long as i do n't have to talk about my feelings . bo : no kidding . rex : yeah , what 's up with that ? bo : `` what 's up with that , `` balsom ? that 's like when you used to come and talk to me about adriana . rex : not anymore . everything is `` so `` good . antonio : hey , could we just change the subject ? bo : oh , how about those daggum red sox , huh ? [ laughter ] vincent : at least they have pitching . [ scene_break ] [ laughter ] nora : so you and vincent back together again ? layla : uh - huh . he came to the hospital that awful night vange got hurt . he never left my side , and i forgot about being mad and remembered all the things that i loved about him . adriana : why do you think he really left tonight ? layla : because we were talking about tate . talia : yeah , i could tell he got uncomfortable when i called him a hero . layla : he does n't feel good about saving tate 's life . talia : well , he did the right thing , but i get it . if tate had flown off the roof when i shot him , i would n't have shed a tear . nora : yeah , but that 's -- that 's different than looking someone right in the eye and giving them a death sentence . layla : yeah , i know -- that 's what i told him , but i do n't think it worked . i just wish i could make it stop bothering him . nora : well , why do n't you distract him a little bit ? adriana : you are bad tonight . nora : what ? what 'd i say ? get him a book , go to a movie . bartender : this is compliments of mr. jones . nora : oh , the timing is perfect . layla : oh , wow ! wow , ok . to mr. jones . nora : oh , yeah . ok . talia : no , to tate being behind bars , where he belongs . adriana : to bad times being over . nora : to brave and beautiful women like talia . layla : mmm . bartender : i 'd drink to that . layla : um , i think you have an admirer . adriana : mm - hmm . talia : what are you talking about ? adriana : oh , are you serious ? nora : my god , you 've been in the squad room too long . adriana : he was totally flirting with you . talia : oh , ok . um , i did n't -- i did n't even notice . layla : hmm , why ? are you with someone ? talia : no . nora : well , do you want to be ? [ scene_break ] marty : of course i do n't want to go to prison , miles . but , you know , when you say `` no strings , `` you never mean it . miles : you need help . marty : i have help . miles : what , from who , john mcbain ? he stood back and let you get arrested . marty : there was nothing he could 've done . miles : sure he has this notion of justice . all i want is to see you free . marty : i killed a man . miles : there 's a big difference between innocence and being found not guilty . marty : yeah , i -- i heard that 's how you plead today . miles : yeah , because i have a good lawyer -- he got me out on bail , which no one thought would happen . marty : well , you might as well enjoy your freedom now because it 's only temporary . miles : there is no connection between me and what happened to todd manning . marty : what about what you did to me ? miles : you 're my wife . you wo n't be compelled to testify . and if you did , my lawyer would say it 's hearsay -- your word against mine . you 're a confessed murderer . that tilts the scales decidedly in my direction . marty , let me help you . my lawyer can take this case over , and you wo n't spend another night in jail . just say the word . marty : you know , there is something i want from you . miles : name it . marty : an annulment . miles : never . marty : hmm . well , since you , you know , seem to know so much about the legal system , you know i do n't need your permission . and even your sleazy , overpaid lawyer -- he ca n't do anything to stop me . [ scene_break ] michael : what are you going to do , john , hmm ? you going to shine a light in my eyes , huh ? you going to -- you going to sweat me until i break , huh ? no , i got a better idea -- maybe you can arrest me and throw me in a cell like you did last time . [ john sighs ] john : you can make this easier , mike . michael : how do you figure ? john : hey , look , you went and saw truman . right afterwards , you go see rex , and right after that , balsom 's found over truman 's dead body holding the bloody scissors in his hand . michael : yeah . and you know that rex did n't kill truman . john : why are you so anxious to protect him ? michael : oh -- `` protect him `` ? look , i -- i barely even know the guy . john : he 's tommy 's godfather . michael : well , we all thought you were dead . and he does happen to be one of marcie 's best friends . john : none of this explains why you were in same area the night truman killed . michael : well , there you go again -- trying to make something out of nothing . john : it 's not `` nothing . `` tell me what 's going on , mike , or you 'll end up in the slammer . [ scene_break ] marcie : is there something you 're not telling me ? lindsay : no . it 's just that i know other adoptive parents , and it seems like the thing that they 're afraid of the most is that the adoption is going to be contested , and then the child they love so much is going to be taken away from them . marcie : no , no . not us . not anymore , anyway . i know that we went through that in the beginning . but we 've had tommy for over a year now , and nothing has happened . lindsay : well , maybe michael just does n't trust that yet , and that 's why he 's pushing you to have your own children . marcie : no . no , you know what i think it is ? i think it 's that whole male thing . you know what i 'm talking about ? how they get that urge to , like , carry on the whole family gene pool ? i think that 's what it is . no , i -- i do n't know , to be honest . i -- it 's not that michael does n't love tommy any less than -- or any more than he would our own kid . it 's just different , you know ? it just is . lindsay : you know , in time , he 'll get past this . marcie : i hope you 're right . lindsay : i know so . because i know he loves you and tommy more than anything in the world . and look , he just found out that he 's not going to be able to have a biological child , ok ? that 's probably something that he takes for granted , like most people do . so just give him time to mourn that loss , and before you know it , you 'll be adopting enough kids to start a baseball team . trust me , i know these things . marcie : i trust you . i do . [ scene_break ] todd : oh -- blair : whoo - hoo ! starr : do n't ever make me watch that with you guys ever again . todd : oh ! starr : ooh , sorry . jack : me , either . todd : hey -- jack : can i watch something on pay - per - view ? todd : you were dynamite . starr : you have to say that . i 'm your daughter . blair : no , we do n't . todd : where 'd you learn to sing like that ? starr : i probably got it from blair : it was n't just the singing , beautiful . todd : oh , yeah . i believed every word you said . you 're a good little actress . i should have been there . blair : we both should have . todd : i 'll tell you what -- i 'm never going to miss another night like that again . love you . starr : love you , too . [ blair chuckles ] starr : i 'm glad you 're ok . todd : yeah , me , too . jack : can we watch something on the slasher channel ? blair : you bet ! blair : yeah . [ scene_break ] miles : you know , i had this stupid idea that i could come to your rescue and everything would change between the two of us . but cole -- he turned you against me . marty : you stay away from him ! miles : no , he just told the judge that i should be put away forever ! marty : he should n't even be involved in any of this ! miles : yeah , because he cares about you , just like i do ! marty : will you stop saying that ? god -- get out of here . miles : just a minute . just hear what i have to say . the way i got you to marry me was wrong . i did it because i loved you , and i still do . but i know that there 's no future for us . and i know that you -- you 're not going to learn to love me now . i do n't deserve your forgiveness . but i thought i could make it up to you by getting you out of this . marty : do n't you think you have enough problems of your own ? miles : look , prison is just another institution . i can handle it . but you have too much to live for . you would die if you could n't be with cole . just let me help you get your freedom , and you wo n't have to have anything to do with me again , i promise . just let me help you with this , and i will be out of your life forever . [ scene_break ] michael : rex and i do n't know anything more about spencer truman 's murder . that 's the truth . you want me to take a lie detector test ? would you like me to swear on a stack of bibles ? bring it on . but i have better things to do with my time . michael : yeah . you ? john : no . i 'm giving you one last chance , mike . is there anything you want to tell me ? michael : no ! john : i do n't believe you . [ michael sighs ] michael : john , why ? why ca n't you just let this go ? john : well , for one thing , mike , marty saybrooke got pressured into confessing to a crime she did n't do . michael : she thinks she did it . john : she 's wrong . michael : or maybe you just ca n't accept it . john : she did n't do it , mike . she 's not a killer . and she 's a got kid , all right ? think about that . she could spend the rest of her life in prison . so if there 's something you know , please help me , man . [ phone rings ] michael : oh . it 's marcie . i have to take this , or she 's going to worry . john : go right ahead . michael : hey , sweetie . marcie : fine . so where are you ? michael : i -- i stopped by john 's office . we 're -- shooting the breeze . marcie : well , tommy and i are at the diner . have you eaten ? michael : no . marcie : well , the special 's chicken pot pie . michael : be right there , ok ? as soon as i can . she wants me to meet her . john : yeah , i do n't think we 're done here yet , mike . michael : listen to me , john , because this is the god 's honest truth . now , you can ask me the same thing 10,000 times and i will say the exact same thing i 'm saying to you right now -- i do n't know any more about spencer truman 's murder than i have already told you . i do n't know anything about what marty saybrooke did that night . she 's a nice woman , john . and if i could help her , i swear to you , i would . but i ca n't . i got nothing for you . i 'm leaving . you want to stop me , you 're going to have to arrest me again . john : get out of here . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] rex : michael ? what happened with john ? michael : hauled me into the station , because he thinks that you and i are keeping some secret . rex : did you tell him anything ? michael : no . no , i did n't tell him anything , but he knows that something is going on . he knows . now , listen , you better be prepared , because he 's going to come and get you , too . rex : why ? i thought mar -- marty saybrooke confessed . michael : no . no , no . i mean , he does n't think that she did it . rex : look , he 's your brother . may -- maybe you should -- you should come clean . i know this sounds radical , but what if you told him that tommy is todd 's son ? michael : no . no , no , no , no , i -- i ca n't risk that , and you -- you ca n't say anything . i could lose my son . rex : i told you , i 'm in this for the duration . ok ? you want to change strategy , that 's your decision , not mine . you got to take it easy , man , ok ? everything 's going to be all right . [ scene_break ] talia : i do n't know why people think there 's something wrong with a woman if she 's not , you know , with someone . nora : i do n't think that -- obviously . [ laughter ] nora : i just think that if you want to be with someone , then there is something seriously wrong with the male population . layla : mm - hmm . nora : right ? layla : mm - hmm . talia : yeah -- you know what ? i 'm sorry , i just do n't feel comfortable talking about my personal life , and if i had known it was going to be on the agenda , i probably would n't have come today . layla : and miss this fine free champagne ? girl -- adriana : mmm . nora : i 'm sorry , talia , i did n't mean to put you on the spot . really , i -- i 'm sorry . talia : it 's ok . adriana : no , you know what ? nora 's right -- it does n't make sense . you are gorgeous , and you have a great career . talia : ah -- you know , maybe because i 'm a cop , i think that tends to scare men off . nora : what 's that about ? pistol envy ? ok , someone at work , then . there 's got to be someone at work . i mean , not the perps , but the cops . you know , there 's got to be someone there . is n't there ? anyone ? at all ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] vincent : ok , what 's so funny ? we -- we 're trying to talk about baseball so we do n't have to talk about women . vincent : oh . ok . i 'm down with that . bo : hmm . vincent : you ca n't figure them out , anyway . antonio : oh , exactly . exactly . and even if you did , they 'd probably change the rules again . vincent : yeah . bo : you know , vincent , i heard what you did -- when you took charge up there on the roof the other night , and i tell you , after everything that guy put you through , you really handled yourself very well . vincent : you guys do n't want to talk about women ? i do n't want to talk about that . antonio : all right , then let us buy you a drink . vincent : right on . rex : hey , vincent -- i just wanted to let you know , i 'm really glad you and layla are back together . vincent : oh . thank you . bo : another happy guy . vincent : they do n't want to talk about women . rex : oh . but not you , bo . bo : balsom , paige left town . rex : you 're kidding . bo : no , i wish i was kidding . and here 's what 's -- worse is , she went halfway around the world , you know ? a place that there 's no email , no cell phones . altitude 's so high , you ca n't even get a carrier pigeon up there , you know ? it 's -- i do n't even want to talk about it . rex : wow . i 'm really sorry . if there 's anything i -- i can ever do -- bo : what part of `` i do n't want to talk about it `` do n't you understand , balsom ? rex : no , i 'm cool , but if you change your mind and want to -- bo : i wo n't . rex : yeah , but if you ever do -- bo : you know what ? if you say something like `` i 'm going to be there for you , `` you 're going to take your beer out of here . [ antonio and vincent laugh ] rex : got it . bo : ok . [ antonio chuckles ] [ vincent sighs ] [ scene_break ] blair : starr must really be exhausted . she 's asleep . todd : what about you , buddy ? jack : i do n't want to go to bed . i want us -- i want to keep having family night . blair : it was fun , was n't it ? jack : it was like a real family . todd : we are a real family . jack : a real weird one . todd : well , tonight was n't weird . blair : it was great . jack : i 'm not going to go to bed . i 'm going to stay up all -- all night . [ scene_break ] michael : i 'm sorry , sweetie . marcie : that 's ok . michael : how is my little guy ? [ marcie laughs ] michael : how is marcie : oh , be careful with the grapes . michael : oh , i know , i know . [ phone falls ] marcie : oh . michael : i 'll get the phone later . thank you . thank you so much , my little guy , for waiting up for your daddy . marcie : so , how 's john doing ? michael : what ? marcie : how 's john ? michael : yeah . he 's fine . marcie : you know , you should 've asked him to come join us . that would have been nice . michael : you know what ? i kind of just wanted it to be the three of us , you know ? you have no idea -- hmm ! -- how much i missed you . marcie : you act like you 've never seen him . michael : he 's changing , marcie , you know ? and he is changing so fast that -- you know , i do n't want to miss a second of it . you know ? i mean , we could turn around one day , and our little boy could be gone . [ scene_break ] [ nora laughs ] nora : i have always been partial to men in uniform . talia : hmm . nora : especially firemen . adriana : oh . nora : oh , my gosh . you just want to take them home and bathe them . adriana : i think it 's the hats and the suspenders . nora : oh , the suspenders . layla : yeah , and you know what ? cops look pretty good in uniform , too , and i 'm sure out of them , as well . nora : ooh . talia : yeah , do n't really notice stuff like that . i 'm just , you know -- i 'm one of the guys . mm - hmm . layla : i bet they do n't think that . [ adriana and nora laugh ] talia : well , i 'm taking a break from dating indefinitely . nora : hmm . until you meet someone you want , and then you 'll make the time . layla : right , to making time . adriana : to the men we love . nora : and who do n't have the good sense to love us back . layla : i hear that . adriana : talking about anybody we know ? nora : i 'm not even talking about anyone i know . [ laughter ] layla : but you 're working on it , right ? nora : we 're all working on it . are n't we all working on it ? even when we think or say we 're not ? layla : mm - hmm . [ nora chuckles ] talia : huh . [ scene_break ] rex : and the other guy says , `` help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here . `` [ rex laughs ] bo : disgusting . vincent : oh , man . bo : that 's really disgusting . no , it 's -- it 's -- it 's because of the whole p.i . thing that balsom 's involved with -- you know , if you belly up in that department , maybe you can try standup comedy . rex : all i wanted to do was make you and antonio laugh , man . bo : hmm . vincent : ok , so i guess we 're back to baseball rex : no -- no way . baseball was harmon 's game . vincent : so , commish -- bo : hmm ? vincent : what 's going to happen to tate ? bo : i do n't know . that 's up to a judge and jury , but he 's going to go away for a long , long time . vincent : you know , officer sahid -- she should get a commendation . antonio : yeah , she should . she should . she saved a lot of people 's lives . and she only winged tate , and i would have been tempted to take him out . bo : no , killing him would have been way too easy . vincent : how you figure ? bo : i think it 's better to let him sit in courtroom , hear all the charges against him , let him sweat bullets . let him sit there and wonder if the jury is going to find him guilty , give him life or death . and you know something ? even if he does escape a death sentence , he 's still going to have to spend the rest of his life in prison , and i as i understand it , white supremacists -- they do n't do all that well in the general prison population . antonio : well , mr. harmon is going to have to sleep with one eye open . bo : mm - hmm . vincent : hey , i guess you 're right . killing him would have been too easy . rex : i heard marty saybrooke confessed to killing truman . bo : now , now -- balsom , you know that i ca n't talk about ongoing investigations . vincent : so how about we drink to something ? antonio : what ? vincent : future . bo : better times . antonio : yeah , i 'll drink to that . [ scene_break ] marty : the only thing i want from you is to never see you again . and you know , do n't even think of playing that wife card , because we are officially separated . now , i 'm going to have cole put your stuff in storage and change the lock in the apartment . i 'm going to hire my own lawyer . and when i do , i 'm going to have him start the annulment proceedings . miles : i guess i deserve all that . marty : yeah , you do . miles : but you do n't deserve to be in prison . marty : actually , i do . i killed a man . but i deserve way better than you . [ scene_break ] john : yeah , it 's mcbain . i 'm going to need a search warrant . [ next_on ] natalie : i 've invited miles to move in with us . cristian : sarah 's a big girl . i do n't have to be chasing after her every minute of the day . hunter : alone at last . john : begging your pardon , ma'am . search warrant for the premises .
nora arranges a party for talia at capricorn . the party is attended by adriana , vincent , and layla . they want to thank talia for saving their lives from tate harmon . the bartender flirts with talia as he pours their drinks . after the bartender leaves , the others point out that he was flirting with talia . talia does n't seem to be the least bit interested . the others begin to wonder if there is another man in her life . todd agrees that blair can spend the night , but he says that he only did it for the children 's sake . john questions michael about the night that spencer truman was murdered . michael insists that he told him everything that he knows . john vows not to stop investigating until he finds out the truth and can clear marty of all charges . after michael leaves the office , he calls rex to warn him that john may approach him next with questions . marcie opens up to lindsay about her concerns about michael . lindsay assures her that all adoptive parents have concerns about their children . rex admits to michael that he confessed to john about tommy being todd 's son . miles goes to see marty in jail . marty lets him know that she wants him to stay away from her . bo lets antonio know that he not only knows about jessica and nash 's marriage , but he attended the ceremony . rex and vincent join bo and antonio for drinks . john begins to put the clues together in the investigation and everything leads to tommy . john gets on the phone and orders a search warrant .
stacy : rex , hi . oh , i just got some groceries . do n't worry , it 's all organic . nothing but the best for our baby . i 'm so glad you came home to me . rex : i 'm not home , and neither are you . stacy : what do you mean ? rex : i want you to pack your bags and get the hell out . [ scene_break ] todd : have i told you already how beautiful you look ? téa : five times . six -- counting the time you just -- todd : just told you now ? well , what if i go to 7 ? téa : then i start doubting your sincerity and leave . todd : oh , no , no . do n't do that . spoil the surprise i have for you later . téa : what , throwing birdseed ? todd : no , no . after that . téa : what , going to the reception ? todd : after that . téa : hmm . i ca n't imagine . todd : yeah , i know you ca n't . [ téa chuckles ] [ scene_break ] destiny : i wish shaun had been here . matthew : why ? destiny : so he could see you tear todd manning a new one . my brother 's a bouncer , you know ? and he 's still scared of todd manning . matthew : look , i 'm getting the surgery . i do n't care who tries to stop me . i 'm gettin ' out of this chair . destiny : i believe you . and the judge will , too , but let 's just have fun tonight at your mom 's wedding . [ scene_break ] [ classical music playing ] bo : clint , i 'm -- i 'm sorry i 'm late . clint : oh , forget it . you 're here now . charlie : hmm , the guys are all here , but now we 're missing the brides . [ scene_break ] rachel : you ready , mom ? viki : tell you what -- why do n't you girls go on ahead and make sure that they 're actually ready for us . we 'll be along in a minute , okay ? natalie : okay . do n't forget your bouquets . jessica : they 're in the cooler . viki : thank you . rachel : i 'll see you over there . viki : i thought we could use a moment to ourselves . nora : amen for that . viki : are you okay ? nora : yeah . viki : actually , i did want to talk to you . about last night . at asa 's lodge . [ scene_break ] jared : are you worried viki 's gon na back out ? charlie : not a chance . clint : you 've got the rings , right ? bo : yeah , they 're right here in my pocket . listen , clint , i 've got to tell you something . it 's about nora and me . [ scene_break ] blair : who needs men ? dorian : not us . we have la boulaie . blair : mm - hmm . dorian : look , we 're surrounded by absolutely beautiful things . we eat the finest foods , we drink the finest drink , and we do not have to put up with the bores and -- and brigands in the outside world . [ cat meows ] dorian : what 's that ? blair : sounds like a cat . dorian : a cat ? blair : a cat . dorian : oh , look . it 's a kitty cat . dorian : well , hello , little fella . wow . you see ? he came here . he chose this house of all of the houses because he knows the good life when he sees it . he 's cute . oh , no , do n't run away . this is the house you want to live in . this is -- ooh , ooh , ooh -- la boulaie . come , let me show you the inside . it 's beautiful . come on , paw paw . there you are , my little babies . and there you are . oh . we miss you . mwah . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : ooh , bye - bye . honey , did you find it yet ? blair : i know it 's here somewhere , dorian , darling . dorian : use your peepers . blair : oh , hoo - hoo , here it is . oh . [ exhales ] are you ready ? dorian : ooh , ooh i just want my voice to be exactly the way it was when i was 45 years old . come , dear . i was never happier than when i was out doing my singing . darling , how can you resist this ? oh , the soft shoe is all the rage . and one , and two , and three -- picture you upon my knee , just dorian and blair : téa for two and two for téa just me for you and you for me alone dorian : nobody near us to see us or hear us no friends or relations on weekend vacations we wo n't have it known , dear that we have a telephone blair and dorian : dear we will raise a family dorian : a girl for you blair : a boy for you dorian : big finish— blair and dorian : ca n't you see how happy we would be dorian : come in . do n't be afraid . see ? this could be your future . is n't it divine ? [ scene_break ] bo : the last few months , you 've said a few things about nora and me getting too close , so i need you to know -- clint : bo , she 's marrying me today . i think that says it all . bo : okay , but last night , at the party -- clint : yeah ? priest : excuse me . mr. buchanan ? rabbi rabinowitz and i would like to speak to the grooms . clint : whatever you need , reverend . jared : well , i was up half the night writing my speech for my dad . you got yours ? for your brother ? bo : uh , no , no , but i know what i want to say to him . [ scene_break ] [ classical music playing ] nora : what about last night ? viki : i think you were right , about asa being at the party . he never could keep his opinions to himself . nora : no . he 'd share them with anybody who 'd listen . viki : yeah . he thought that clint and i belonged together and he thought that you and bo belonged together . so , for all we know , he was responsible for that awful banner with all the mixed - up names . nora : well , i would n't put it past him . viki : you know , later on , when clint and i were looking for candles , we found a wedding gift that asa had obviously intended to give us way back in 1982 when we were first married . it was a photo album . it was empty . but it -- it really brought back memories . nora : viki , are you having second thoughts ? viki : about clint ? no . no . no , i love charlie , and i want to marry charlie . we are exactly the right fit . my point was that memories are just that -- they 're memories . and they belong in the past . charlie is my future . clint is your future . and believe me , nora , i would n't let my ex - husband marry just anyone . god knows what i would have done if he had proposed to dorian . but i 'm thrilled that he 's marrying you . shaun : hey , des . destiny : see what i mean ? my brother cleans up . matthew : lookin ' good , shaun . shaun : right back at you , matthew . and , little sister , you are the prettiest girl in here . destiny : uh - huh . shaun : you 're a girl . she is a woman . excuse me . [ scene_break ] jessica : uh , do you think i have enough time to light a candle for nash before the ceremony ? natalie : oh , that 's right -- your anniversary just passed . jessica : yeah . just being here at the church -- so many things happened here , you know . weddings and christenings and nash 's funeral . it 's the last time i saw his face . natalie : jared and i are so sorry -- jessica : no . i 'm sorry that i tore into you that day . it was n't your fault . nash 's death was an accident , okay ? nobody blames you . [ scene_break ] stacy : you 're throwing me out ? rex : that 's what happens when you play games with my son 's life . stacy : shane 's fine . rex : no thanks to you ! go in and get your stuff and get out . rex : but , rex , i do n't have anywhere to go . rex : not my problem . stacy : well , what about your baby ? is he your problem ? you 're gon na throw him out , too ? rex : we do n't know that i 'm the father . stacy : well , who else could it be ? rex : the cop -- fish . remember ? your first night in town ? stacy : oh , that was one night and it was months ago . rex : stan , from vegas . stacy : i never slept with stan , thank you . rex : but you slept with schuyler . stacy : that was , like , a million years ago , and besides , he 's not even interested in me anymore . he 's all hot for gigi , if you did n't know already . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] gigi : come on in . schuyler : so , how are you ? gigi : i 'll be better once i find my slip . how are you ? schuyler : fine . i was hoping to catch you at the hospital , but you and rex took off really quickly . gigi : yeah . no point in sticking around . stacy 's pregnant . i mean , who knew she could actually tell the truth about something ? anyway , i have this wedding i got ta get to . rex and i were supposed to get married . not today . eventually , i guess . i mean , that 's what two people do , right ? when you love each other , and you have a kid . i got this for rex last year , when everything was still okay . and now it 'll never be okay . schuyler : hey , gigi , what happened ? you and rex break up ? gigi : no . we 're still together . but we 'll never be rid of stacy -- she and that kid of hers 'll be in our lives forever . [ scene_break ] rex : this is n't about gigi . this is about you , and you are not welcome here . stacy : rex , i swear this is your baby . there was no one else , and we had unprotected sex . rex : do n't remind me . stacy : you loved it . you loved me . rex : you let me know when you 're far enough along to get a paternity test . we 'll do it at the hospital . i 'll pay for it . until then , you 're on your own . stacy : and what if something happens to this baby ? your baby ? because you threw us out on the street ? is that a risk you 're willing to take ? [ scene_break ] blair : look at us , dorian . did you ever think we 'd end up like this ? dorian : never give up . we 're not finished . blair : we 're alone . dorian : blair , we have each other . [ bell rings ] [ knocking on door ] todd : anybody home ? dorian : who 's that ? blair : oh . do n't worry , dorian , darling . i 'll take care of it . who 's there ? todd : sorry . the door was open . blair : hmm . todd : i take it you fired the maid . blair : oh , we do n't need anybody . dorian : just us chickens here . todd : what are you wearing ? blair : this ? well , you know how i do n't like women in skirts , so the best thing is to wear pantyhose or some pants underneath a skirt , so that way you have the pants under a short skirt and you can pull the stockings up over the pants underneath the skirt . or you could just take the skirt off and use it as a cape . todd : where does that come from ? blair : oh , my friend edie , as she would say , this is a revolutionary costume . [ giggles ] yes , and i have such a great sense of style . oh , and look at you . you are so handsome . but you never could tie the tie . i knew that you would come back for me . [ scene_break ] téa : if you would stop fidgeting -- todd : ah , i ca n't help it . this place is like a dentist 's office to me . let me ask you something -- why is it when you 're at a wedding , you always have to wait for the brides ? what is going on ? are they forgetting ? they forgot to mark it on their calendar ? where are they ? téa : [ giggles ] for a man who 's been married as many times as you have ... todd : that was the old todd . téa : i 'm liking the new and improved version . todd : he 's awesome , huh ? [ scene_break ] jared : oh , looks like it 's about that time . bo : excuse me , clint . listen , i got ta talk to you a second , okay ? natalie : dad , charlie , you guys ready ? charlie : i 've been ready since the moment i met your mother . clint : and me , i 'm forever waiting for nora . she 's my 20-minute girl . always a crisis at the last moment . she 's probably still trying to decide what to wear . but that 's my lot in life . forever waiting for nora to decide . [ scene_break ] viki : nora ? nora : did you want to try these earrings ? viki : no . nora : okay . viki : you seem very nervous . nora : oh . you know what they say , viki . marriage is forever . god , that 's a big word . nora : the last time i got married -- to daniel colson -- viki : oh , i remember . nora : i thought i knew him . i ended up marrying a complete stranger . viki : look , you know clint . there are no secrets . so , shall we go get married ? nora : i just have to put one more thing in my hair . viki : okay . i 'll see you there . nora : okay . nora : oh , god , nora , what are you gon na do ? [ scene_break ] stacy : i 'm telling you right now this is your child . and i 'm giving you the chance to do it right . to be there for this child . to help him or her grow up . is that the way you want to start this relationship ? by throwing us out on the street ? [ keys clatter ] [ scene_break ] rachel : i 'll have to admit , my mother takes her time getting ready , but when she makes up her mind , she sticks to it . natalie : should we maybe go hurry them up ? i 'm gon na go . brody : is that for nash ? jessica : i lit one for chloe , too . i 'm sorry about scaring you , thinking that i saw nash . i know he 's gone . brody : i know you do . i also think there was someone there , someone who reminded you of nash . which makes sense . i mean , with your anniversary and this wedding today , no surprise he 's been on your mind . jessica : you do n't know how much it means to me -- to be able to tell you what i 'm thinking , even if it 's crazy . brody : after what we 've been through ? i do n't think there 's anything you could do that 'd scare me -- and i hope you feel the same way . jessica : you know i do . brody : all right , we better grab a seat . i got my eye on one of the bridesmaids . jessica : so why am i seeing you , nash , when i know you 're at peace ? [ scene_break ] blair : look , i 'm not saying i need a man . i 'm just saying i want a man . come on , dorian . do n't you ever , like , miss a man around the house ? somebody to love on you a little bit , yell at you a little bit , and then love on you some more , hmm ? [ blair chuckles ] dorian : ay , dios . but , blair , really , if it 's the wrong man , you 're better off alone . todd : i did n't come back for you , blair . i came because starr said she tried to call and the phone was dead . dorian : bills are such a nuisance . blair : how are the children ? todd : the boys are sailing around the world and starr seems very happy in new york . blair : oh . i could have gone to new york , you know . they wanted me to make a record . the producer heard me sing at capricorn , remember ? todd : ahem -- we 've all made our choices . blair : and i could 've been married , too . i mean , i had so many proposals . there was asa , cord , max , and sam , spencer , and john . téa : todd ? oh . téa : what -- what is that ? dorian : it 's my portrait . do you like it ? téa : there 's a cat going to the bathroom behind it . dorian : well , at least somebody 's doing what they want to do . [ téa coughs ] [ scene_break ] [ classical music playing ] jared : looks like we 're all set . clint : where 's nora ? [ classical music playing ] destiny : where 's your mom ? matthew : i do n't know . destiny : you do n't think it 's 'cause she made out with your dad last night ? [ music stops ] clint : i 'll go find nora . bo : no , clint . i think i know why she 's not here . charlie : look . clint : what 'd i tell you ? my 20-minute girl has arrived . [ wedding march plays ] [ scene_break ] blair : i found some ice cream in the freezer . dorian : yeah , but first , i want a -- ooh ! -- fill . [ crash ] dorian : oh , dear . honey , do n't touch that . no , no , no , no , no . that 's what we pay other people to do . blair : huh . dorian : ooh . blair : oh , please , everyone , let 's come out here and enjoy the fresh air , shall we ? dorian : please sit down if you like . téa : no , no , no . dorian : you can sit on newspapers . blair : you know , everything seems to pile up after labor day . téa : no , no . we wo n't be staying . i just came to collect todd . he and i are expected at a soiree this evening . dorian : and who is giving a soiree ? téa : charles and victoria banks . todd : dorian , people are starting to complain about this place . they want it condemned . dorian : what ? that would be the most atrocious and horrible thing to ever happen in america . what a nerve . todd : i know that you lost everything in that ponzi scheme , dorian -- that you ca n't afford to maintain this place . and that 's too bad . but you ca n't live here . there 's no a / c . téa : it is rather warm , is n't it ? todd : there 's no running water . and i 've been told that carlotta has stopped making food deliveries because you refuse to pay your bills . dorian : bills are such a nuisance . blair : dorian , darling -- todd : that 's a problem . the fact is that people are beginning to talk . and it 's a little embarrassing . and i ca n't have my ex - wife and her aunt living in squalor like this , so here 's what 's gon na happen . you 're going to sell this place and move into a condo by the lake . blair : oh ! dorian , we can breed ducks . oh . wo n't that be cozy . dorian : i will never sell this house . todd : but you ca n't afford to keep it , though , dorian . dorian : the only way that we will ever leave la boulaie is feet first . [ scene_break ] stacy : i hate milk . do n't tell rex . but all the books say you need to drink it , so here goes . ugh . this just proves how much i love him -- i 'm willing to drink this for you . [ stacy sighs ] stacy : i would do anything for you , you know that ? rex 'll see that . he 'll be so proud of me . and then when we prove you 're his , he 'll come with us to all your checkups and see your little heartbeat and watch your sonogram . all that time together , we 'll just get closer and closer . he 'll be so excited , he 'll forget all about gigi . just watch . we 'll live happily ever after -- you , me , and rex . [ scene_break ] rex : geeg ! what are you doing here ? schuyler : just stopped by . gigi : is she gone ? please tell me you threw her out . rex : can we talk about this alone ? gigi : you did n't do it , did you ? rex : i did . i mean , i tried . look , she has nowhere else to go , she 's flat broke , she 's pregnant with my kid -- gigi : we do n't know if it 's yours . rex : but if it 's mine , i 'm not gon na let her live on some park bench . gigi : oh , but she can live in your loft ? rex : where else is there ? gigi : i do n't know . why is it our responsibility to provide shelter for stacy ? why does she have to sleep in your bed ? rex : i 'm not going to be there . gigi : she 's doing it all over again . she 's using the baby to get exactly what she wants -- can you not see that ? rex : okay , but what can we do ? if it 's my kid -- gigi : i got ta go . rex : where are you going ? gigi : to a wedding . viki 's getting married and i wan na be there . rex : well , i thought you told her we could n't make it . gigi : stacy ca n't take everything from us , rex . schuyler : yeah , i 'll see you around . rex : no , wait ! you and i need to talk . [ scene_break ] [ wedding march plays ] priest : dearly beloved , we have gathered here today in the presence of god . rabbi rabinowitz : in so doing , we will witness and bless the joining of these two couples in holy matrimony . priest : marriage is an honorable estate , not to be entered into unadvisedly . rabbi rabinowitz : blessed be you that have come here in dedication to all that is loving , good , and sacred . we bless you and welcome you in joy . may the source of life sustain you in life . may all that is noble and true in this universe inspire your lives together and bring peace to all humankind . priest : i understand that the couples have prepared some words that they would like to share with each other . charlie : oh ! i guess that 's my cue . [ viki laughs ] charlie : okay . ah . whew . viki d. , you changed my life . i walked into that diner in paris , texas and saw you , and that was it . your belief in me , your friendship , those eyes ... ah . if it were n't for you , i never would 've found my son -- or anything else in this world that really matters to me . you 're my rock , viki . and i promise you that i 'm gon na spend the rest of my life trying to make you happy . viki : ohh . viki : oh , charlie , my charlie , you already make me happy . i never thought i would ever feel this way again . of course , i never thought anyone would build me a diner , either . [ laughter ] viki : and now , we 're building a life together . you have given me friendship and support and love and so much joy . i think it is highly appropriate that we met at the bon - jour , because that 's what i 'm going to say to you every single morning for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] dorian : did n't you say there was ice cream ? blair : it melted . dorian : oh . téa : darling , we could afford to fix this place up if it 'll make you feel better . we are filthy rich . blair : we do n't need your charity . do we , aunt dorian ? téa : have it your way , blair . i 'll be in the limousine , todd . oh -- and , dorian , todd and i just paid ray montez and his new gorgeous wife in belize a visit . they send their regards . blair : you know , i could 've ended up with todd , you know . it could 've been me . téa : but it was n't . todd ? blair : i 'm not gon na allow you to end up with that two - timing ambulance chaser . todd : look , téa does n't work anymore . we just ... relax . blair : todd , it could be so much better . ca n't we try again ? todd : oh , blair , you threw away your chance with me after that one time in the cabana , remember ? blair : how ? todd : you gave up . you gave up and just ... buried yourself here at la boulaie . and now look at you . dorian : not ducks . we 'll breed kitty cats . wo n't that be fun ? blair : no . no , no , no . no cats , dorian . no way . dorian : what ? [ scene_break ] rex : look , i appreciate your helping with stacy , but what 's going on now -- that 's between gigi and me . we are back together , and no one 's gon na pull us apart . schuyler : yeah . your point ? rex : i just want us to be clear . schuyler : you and gigi are back together . got it . rex : and if you think you can use the fact that stacy is pregnant as some way to break us up -- schuyler : dude , do you have any idea how torn up she is , and you ca n't do the one thing she asks you to do , which is get rid of stacy ? rex : this is none of your business . schuyler : i 'm her friend . i was worried about her . rex : she does n't need you to worry . she has me . so you can stay the hell away from her . [ scene_break ] stacy : what 's that ? gigi : the answer to our little problem . [ scene_break ] schuyler : wait , wait , wait , wait . are you honestly telling me that i ca n't be gigi 's friend anymore ? what kind of neanderthal are you ? rex : enough of the games , okay ? i know you have a thing for her . now , all i 'm saying is , we have enough problems . we do n't need you getting in the way . schuyler : yeah , i think i 'm gon na let gigi decide if we 're friends or not . oh , and by the way , i would stop worrying about me and start focusing on gigi . she 's not happy , rex . [ scene_break ] stacy : almost $ 300 ? what do you expect me to do with this ? this wo n't even cover a month 's grocery bills , let alone rent an apartment . gigi : maybe not . but it 's enough to make that pregnancy go away . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . blair : scat ! dorian : oh ! blair : no -- dorian : what 'd you do that for ? blair : i 'm not gon na stay here , end up here alone , crazy in this house . come on ! dorian : that 's not nice . kitties do n't like to be scared like that . blair : upstairs . let 's go . let 's go . dorian : mean . [ scene_break ] rabbi rabinowitz : we 're doubly blessed today in that such good friends are sharing their wedding . clint ? clint : nora , you 've had such a rough time the last few months . i fully understand how difficult it is for you to think of your own happiness . so i know what it means for you to be here . and i understand the faith that you 're showing by joining me here at the altar on this , our wedding day . i 'm grateful and i 'm honored . honored because what i love about you is your honesty , your strength , your stubbornness . you are a challenge , sweetheart , but i love every second of it . so , my 20-minute girl , i love you , and i can hardly wait to see what happens next . rabbi rabinowitz : nora ? nora : what ? [ laughter ] nora : oh . sorry . it 's my turn . sorry . rabbi rabinowitz : nora ? nora : yes , i 'm sorry . rabbi rabinowitz : it 's your turn to express yourself through your vows . nora : oh , i -- i do n't really have anything prepared . clint : never stopped you before . nora : clint , the truth is ... the only thing i know is that i love you . and that 's the truth . and you deserve the best . clint : and that 's you . [ nora sighs ] nora : yeah , well , that 's it . that 's all i got . [ nora chuckles ] priest : into this holy estate these two couples have come to be joined . if there are any here who have just cause to show why they should not be lawfully we d , speak now or forever hold your peace .
nora stalls for a long time at the wedding . and everybody knows the reason why . an unseen person appears at nash brennan 's gravesite and observes the wedding announcement between jessica and nash . stacy tells rex he has to let her stay in his home if she is pregnant with his child . he tells her he is kicking her out but can not actually go through with it realizing she may very well be carrying his child . he goes back to gigi and she knows that he has not thrown stacy out of his apartment . schuyler is there for gigi and rex is not ok with that . dorian tells blair that the two of them are better off alone than with the wrong men . but blair is not ok with that . a kitten appears out of nowhere . dorian immediately takes it in and loves it in place of a man . and blair is very worried what that could mean for both of their futures .
david : ah , what is that ? do you hear that ? do you hear that , gorgeous ? they 're playing our song . mandy : oh , yeah . we love that song . david : that 's right . they were playing this song the night that i first looked mandy into her deep , blue eyes , and i just completely lost myself . clint : they 're brown , are n't they ? david : what ? dorian : your true love 's eyes . mandy : contacts . i was wearing blue contacts that night . david : i knew that . dorian : oh . of course . so the reason that we had to leave the palace and come to this dump is because you needed to pretend that you were hearing your song ? david : who 's pretending ? dorian : there is no song . you do not love mindy . david : mandy . dorian : whatever . david : so tell me , dorian , who is it that i love ? [ scene_break ] téa : i ca n't marry that man . he 's not todd manning . todd : téa , what 's going on ? téa : stay away from me . i do n't know you . dani : mom , what are you saying ? téa : oh , no , no . no , no , no , no . he may have fooled the rest of you , okay , but -- ha ha -- this man -- this man is your father , dani , this man . [ scene_break ] kelly : blair , i 'm begging you . you ca n't go to las vegas tonight . blair : do n't be ridiculous . i 'm marrying the man that i love . kelly : you ca n't . blair : why the hell not ? [ scene_break ] eli : hannah ? still with us ? feels kind of nice , does n't it , like a warm bath . when they find you in the morning , they 're gon na say , `` poor hannah . she tried it once before . it was only a matter of time . `` [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] brody : hey , john , you in the middle of something ? jessica : because we can come back . john : uh , no . that 's okay . come on in . jessica : we just have some news for you and natalie . is she around ? john : i 'm afraid not . sorry . jessica : well , do you know where she is ? [ scene_break ] gigi : it 's time for your appointment . are you ready to go in ? natalie : yeah . gigi : you 're not moving . natalie : i know . gigi : natalie -- natalie : what ? gigi : are you having second thoughts about having the abortion ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , clint , i do hope the jukebox has our song on it . clint : if it does n't , i 'll buy you one that does . dorian : oh , ha ha ha ! the man would buy me the moon if i asked him to . mandy : he sounds like my kind of guy . david : mandy , let 's go get ourselves a drink . listen to me . you have got some explaining to do . mandy : me ? you did n't know what color my eyes were . david : i am talking about my grandfather 's widow . you did n't tell me that you and renee knew each other . mandy : was i supposed to ? david : she almost outed you . mandy , i told dorian that i was seeing a swimsuit model . i ca n't have her finding out that the woman of my dreams charges by the hour . mandy : why do you care what dorian thinks ? david : i do n't . i 'm just tired of her games . that 's what tonight is all about , proving that i do n't love dorian . mandy : as long as i get paid , i do n't give a flip who you love , honey . [ scene_break ] dorian : nice touch promising to buy me my own jukebox . clint : i always have some sweet talk in my back pocket . never know when you 're gon na need it . dorian : you 're a lot more convincing than david and his swimsuit model . just hope you can keep it up . clint : so long as i have your promise that that stadium is gon na have the buchanan name on it , well , i 'll do most anything you need . dorian : yeah . what i need most is for david to finally be convinced that i do n't love him . clint : when actually , you do . [ scene_break ] gigi : we do n't have to stay , you know , if you do n't want to go in . natalie : why would you say that ? gigi : because i think you need more time to think . natalie : no . no . i do n't . i 'm ready ... because you know what ? i ca n't have brody 's baby . brody and jessica are having their own baby , and nothing should take away from that . gigi : what if it 's john 's ? [ scene_break ] john : not sure where natalie is . she was kind of vague on the phone earlier . what 's the big news ? you really wanted your sister to be here . john : yeah . i do n't know if she 's gon na be able to hold it in , brody . you look like you 're about to burst . jessica : ha ha ha ! i 'm just really happy . brody and i are getting married . john : i knew it . congratulations . brody : thanks . john : congratulations . jessica : thank you . thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] blair : you want me to cancel a wedding to the man that i love because you come in here with your hair on fire . kelly : i 'm trying to keep you from doing something you 'll regret . blair : regret ? oh , my gosh , kelly , i finally found a man who makes me as happy as i make him . tell me why i should n't grab on to him with both hands and never let go . kelly 's voice : the man has killed 3 people . one of them is my mother , and now he 's planning to marry my cousin . john 's voice : which is exactly why you need to lie low , all right ? we do not want to tip eli off to this investigation . kelly : i know you think this is the right thing for you . blair : yes . it 's right . i 'm not gon na let you second - guess myself just because you are jealous . kelly : blair , i promise this is not about me . blair : it is about you . you just do n't really know it because when things fall apart for you , you get disappointed , and you try to put everybody in the same boat because somehow that makes you feel better , but , sweetie , just because you 're unhappy , does n't mean that i have to be . kelly : that 's not it , not even close . blair : well , then what the hell is it ? kelly : it 's dorian . blair : dorian ? kelly : if you do n't let her throw you a wedding to end all weddings , she 'll never let you forget it . blair : are you serious ? kelly : dead serious . blair : dorian will have to get over it . it 's my wedding . she 's gon na just have to understand that . kelly : come on , blair . what about the kids ? blair : what about the kids ? they 'll get used to eli . kelly : but why not let him get to know them better , you know ? do you really know him ? why -- what about giving yourself a little bit more time just to make sure ? blair : stop . you 're the one that said that eli was a great guy . kelly : yeah , but you -- blair : okay , kelly . if you 've changed your mind about eli , i want to know now , and i want to know why . [ scene_break ] eli : just let go . good girl . now , i want you to hold on to these , little something to remember me by . ah . remember , you 're not a bad person . you gave up your own life so cole could live his . i respect that . sister katherine : how is miss o'connor doing ? eli : oh , much better , i think . as you know , she has n't slept much for the last few days , just ridden with guilt , i 'm afraid , but i promised her i 'd tell the staff to not disturb her at all tonight . i think she 's finally ready to get some rest . sister katherine : good . [ scene_break ] cole : starr , what 's going on ? todd : téa , i am the man who you were with on that island . téa : yeah . sure you are . you see that scar ? you do n't have a scar . you do n't look anything like this man . jack : i do n't get it . is she sick , or what ? dani : yeah . mom , jack is right . you 're not making any sense . téa : starr ! starr ! tell them . tell everybody . tell everybody here that this man -- listen to me . i want you to tell them that this man is not your father . starr : téa , he is my father . he told me that a long time ago , and it was our secret for a while , okay ? he is that man in the pictures . i 'm telling you , i would not lie to you , téa . i love you . téa : yeah . i love you , too , mm , yeah , but my eyes -- my eyes , they do n't lie , and i can tell that this man is not that man . starr : he is . he is the man that loves you , téa . todd : it 's true , more than anything . téa : how did you do it ? how did you get starr to believe that you 're her father ? dani : mom , please stop . you 're scaring me . jack : and this is just like the video game . we 're in an alternate reality . starr : jack , stop . let dad handle this . todd : téa , there 's nothing to be frightened of . the doctor said that something like this would occur . téa : something like what ? todd : well , that changes in the tumor would cause changes in your memory . when i got back to llanview , i told you about what happened , that i 'd had an accident and that 's why my face is different , but i 'm the same person . you know that . you 'd just forgotten it for a second . téa : why should i believe you ? todd : do you remember on the island and there was this crazy crab , you know , eyeballs ? remember ? you thought he was looking at you . you remember that ? yeah . you do . how would i know that unless i was todd , hmm ? you see ? it 's me . it 's me . it 's me . téa : sorry . todd : no . it 's okay . téa : sorry , todd . todd : it 's okay . téa : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , guys . i 'm really sorry . i lost track . did n't know what was happening . i just -- dani : it 's okay , mom . téa : i 'm sorry . todd : no . hey , listen . it 's at -- it 's not a big deal . we just got to -- we should get you to the hospital . [ scene_break ] david : to my cover girl and to getting her uncovered later . mandy : i 'll drink to that . david : what do you say you and i ... mandy : really ? we 've never tried that before . dorian : oh , ha ha ! ooh , clint ! you naughty man . he just ca n't keep his hands off me . david : yeah ? well , mandy knows all about that . mandy : i sure do , davey . dorian : oh , davey . oh , really ? and when is it that you and davey met ? mandy : i do n't really -- david : it was last year on queen noor 's yacht . mandy was wearing the pink bikini by stracciatelli . dorian : oh , really ? you know , it 's so funny . i own a magazine , and we sometimes do swimwear issues , and your picture has never crossed my desk . david : well , that 's because mandy was taking a much - needed hiatus . hmm - hmm . clint : why was that ? david : you know , rehab . clint : she 's already back on the sauce . what kind of rehab was that ? david : not for alcohol . dorian : oh , david , give it up . david : give what up ? dorian : queen noor 's yacht ? i mean , who would believe a word you say ? david : no one cares if you believe anything , dorian . mandy and i , we 're in love . dorian : yeah , sure . david : of course , no one would expect you to understand , dorian . everyone knows that you 'd rather have me love you instead . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , now you know why i was so anxious for natalie to be here . john : she 's gon na be so happy for you . jessica : oh , and brody , too . you know , you guys really bonded during my weird high - school phase . ha ha ! john : that had to be rough . that 's why it 's important to have a good friend . jessica : yeah . brody : we should let john go back to work . jessica : well , do you think we should call natalie and make sure she 's okay ? i mean , she was n't feeling well this morning . john : she called in sick , but she seemed fine when i saw her at rodi 's a little while ago . jessica : but ... john : nothing . jessica : no , no . no , no . i noticed it , too . natalie has seemed a little distant lately , has n't she ? [ scene_break ] gigi : natalie , you ca n't obsess over the worst - case scenario , not when there 's just as big a chance that the baby is john 's . natalie : no . i ca n't -- i ca n't think about that . gigi : why ? natalie : because how great would that be ? natalie 's voice : john , i 'm ready . john 's voice : for what ? natalie 's voice : what do you think ? the baby is coming . john 's voice : n - now ? natalie 's voice : yeah . john 's voice : wait . wait . no . uh , are you okay ? natalie 's voice : yeah . not for long if you do n't get a move on . john 's voice : do i have time to do one thing ? it 's the happiest day of my life . come on . come on . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , you 're the one that told me to go for it with eli . you 're also the one that told me that i needed to make a clean break with todd -- am i right , or not ? who , by the way , did you know , is walking téa down the aisle as we speak ? kelly : that is no reason to rush , so you can one - up todd . blair : i am not trying to one - up todd , kelly . i 'm trying to trust my own heart , to give myself permission to be happy for once , and i 'm not gon na let you ruin it for me . so you know what ? i 'm gon na go wait outside for eli away from you . uhh ! kelly : okay . i was n't supposed to say anything , but i have to . blair , you are in danger ! blair : what ? kelly : the reason why you ca n't marry eli is because he is not who he says he is . blair : well , then who the hell is he , pray tell ? [ door opens ] eli : you all set ? uh , am i interrupting something ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , david , why would i be remotely interested in you when i have a real man back in my life ? david : really ? clint , were n't you stag at pa 's wedding , still mourning kimberly andrews ? clint : i am not discussing kimberly with you . david : ooh , you 're not ? i thought you were recently begging me for information on her whereabouts . he did tell you about that , right , dorian ? dorian : absolutely . of course , he did , and i want him to have closure with kimberly , and then that way , we can commit to each other body and soul . clint : body and soul , lock , stock , and barrel . dorian : mm , so now all we need to decide is whether i 'll be moving into your mansion or you will be moving into la boulaie . oh , david , i wonder how viki will feel -- oh , not to mention jessica and natalie -- about mandy moving into llanfair . [ scene_break ] téa : whatever happened before , i 'm fine now . i got confused because of the picture . in the hospital , they 're gon na want to put me in a room for observation , you know , stick me in a bed , and it 's our wedding night , todd . please , please let me stay with you . starr : hey , dad , the justice of the peace is here . dani : yeah . what should we tell him ? todd : tell him we 're getting married . [ téa laughs ] todd : now , do n't get lipstick on me . [ laughter ] téa : okay . i 'm gon na ago get ready , all right ? starr : all right . can we come with you ? téa : yes , yes . bride needs her entourage . come on , ladies . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm not sure what 's going on , but natalie has seemed a little subdued . jessica : and that 's not like her . john : no . eh , forget about it , you know ? it has nothing to do with you . your sister loves you . just this afternoon , she was saying that she would do anything , give up anything to make sure you were happy . [ scene_break ] natalie : gigi , if i could be certain that this baby was john 's ... gigi : what ? natalie : it would change everything . john 's voice : oh , oh , oh , oh , oh . we got it . ha ha ha ! we got it . which one next ? girl : uh , red . john 's voice : red ? jessica 's voice : girl of few words , just like her dad . natalie 's voice : she 's so much like john , it 's scary . jessica 's voice : let 's go say hi to your cousin , okay ? okay . brody 's voice : worked out . you have your baby . we have ours , and we did n't have to hurt jessica or john . natalie 's voice : no , thank god , and no one has to know about that night . john 's voice : yeah . look at that . unbelievable . gigi : that almost looks like a smile . have you changed your mind ? natalie : just daydreaming . gigi : about what ? natalie : the perfect world . [ scene_break ] brody : so what 's going on with elijah clarke ? you still think he talked his client into faking her breakdown ? john : oh , i 'm starting to think that 's the least of his crimes . [ scene_break ] blair : eli , you 're not interrupting anything . i was just informing kelly that we 're eloping . eli : oh . well , am i wrong , or is n't the point of eloping to keep it a secret ? blair : well , i thought i could trust kelly . kelly : you can , blair , i swear . eli : well , i am glad you 're packed because we better get to the airport if you 're gon na wake up tomorrow morning as mrs. elijah clarke . [ scene_break ] starr : this is judge mayweather . this is my father todd manning . judge : it 's an honor , sir . todd : oh , well , you probably would n't say that if you knew me . okay , forget it . starr : cole , put on the music . todd : yeah , let 's rock and roll ! judge : let 's stand over here , shall we ? todd : yes . [ `` pachelbel 's canon `` playing ] [ scene_break ] brody : you think clarke tried something fishy with another client besides hannah o'connor ? john : if clarke did what i think he did , it was n't for a client . brody : what do you think he did ? john : you know i 've been investigating the murder of kelly cramer 's mother . brody : i thought you were looking for some guy named thompson . john : yeah . bennett thompson . and it 's starting to look like he and eli are the same person . brody : you think clarke killed melinda cramer ? john : and rodney . he 's the one who drugged balsom last night in boston . brody : rex ? why ? john : he was scheduled to meet with a records clerk , and -- a guy that had information about bennett thompson . eli intercepted it , and he did n't stop there . brody : what happened ? john : well , i had faxed the same records clerk a picture of clarke , you know , and when i called up to get a positive i.d . on the guy , he had suddenly had a heart attack . brody : hmm . that would mean ... john : yeah , that would mean 3 victims and counting . [ scene_break ] jack : hit it , dude . todd : yeah . judge : téa and todd , i ca n't think of a better testament to your love for each other than seeing all your children gathered here tonight . the joy in your eyes is like a goal they can aspire to , something they , too , can hope to have one day . and that 's what we 're here to celebrate . hope . i 'm reminded of -- todd : excuse me . i 'm sorry . that was really good , really beautiful and all , but ... if you knew how long i 've been waiting to get this right , you 'd understand . we need to skip to the vows and , you know . judge : by all means . todd : okay . judge : todd ... todd : yeah . judge : do you take téa to be your wife ? do you promise to love , honor , cherish , and protect her until you are parted by death ? you may say `` i do . `` todd : oh , yes , of course i do , yes . i hope that was okay , skipping ahead like that . i just -- recently i 've -- i 've ... been reminded how precious time is and so ... you wo n't regret it , i promise . i 'm gon na love you like there 's no tomorrow . but we 're not gon na live for tomorrow , we 're gon na live for today . right now . and ... try to figure out how to make it last forever . judge : téa ... [ téa giggles ] judge : do you take todd to be your husband ? do you promise to love , honor , cherish , and protect him until you are parted by death ? téa : i do . i do n't really know what to say right now . god knows i did n't have enough time to write the vows . um ... a couple months ago , i never thought i would smile again . but you changed that . you showed me that we could find our way to each other . and if that can happen , anything can happen . anything . i feel like the luckiest woman in the world right now . i have you ... ha ha ha . i have our kids . and we all have this moment , a moment that will -- that will live in our memories forever . and i am so grateful to you for that . more grateful than you 'll probably ever know . [ scene_break ] [ hannah coughs ] eli 's voice : you gave up your own life so cole could live his . [ scene_break ] [ téa and starr giggle at the exchange of rings ] [ scene_break ] eli : shall we get this show on the road ? blair : eli , wait . eli : did you forget something ? blair : no . eli : you 're not having second thoughts , i hope . blair : no . not about you . it 's just kelly reminded me of something which i actually brought up to you earlier , and that is dorian . she would just have a conniption fit if ... if we ran off and got married behind her back , and i know that she would never forgive me , and she absolutely would never forgive you . eli : blair , i told you -- she loves me . i can handle your aunt dorian . blair : i know , but what about jack ? can you handle jack ? eli : jack and i are buds . at least , i thought we were . blair : well , me , too , until today , when he started starring in his own horror film with you , actually , as the lead chopping him into bits . eli : wow . that kid 's got quite an imagination . blair : yes , he does . but you know what ? i would n't take it personally . i think i know what this is about . i think it 's todd and téa 's wedding , you know , happening so soon . all this change . it overwhelms him . so here 's what i 'm thinking . let 's let jack get through todd and téa 's wedding and then we can have ours , okay ? besides , do we really wan na share the same wedding anniversary as todd and téa ? [ scene_break ] judge : i now pronounce you husband and wife . [ téa chuckles as she and todd kiss ] [ scene_break ] [ dorian giggles ] david : i may vomit . those two are no more in love than you and i are . mandy : how long do we keep this up ? this is the longest game of chicken in the history of the world . david : yeah , well , i 'm not gon na be the first one to cluck . clint : ow . stop it now . you 're drawing blood . dorian : except with david . why does he persist in pretending that he and that wannabe are the new brangelina ? clint : because he 's just as stubborn and ornery as you are . now for the love of god , would you give it a rest ? call it a draw . dorian : wait a minute . david : hey , hey , hey . you two are n't leaving , are you ? clint : you got a better idea ? david : yeah . shots . not the kind from a gun , the liquid variety . this party could use some loosening up . dorian : oh , some of us are loose enough already , do n't you think ? david : what 's your poison , uncle clint ? clint : okay , but none of that fruity crap . dorian : yeah , none of that fruity crap . whiskey . david : you 're on . bourbon ? clint : it 's the only kind there is . david : come on , mandy . show me which ones the bourbons are . dorian : yes ! i knew it . david made his fatal mistake . clint : what 'd he do ? dorian : he 's the cheapest drunk in the world . after two drinks , it 's gon na be `` mandy who ? `` and the truth will out . clint : and then he 'll declare his undying love for dorian lord . dorian : i did n't say that . clint : well , you did n't have to . [ scene_break ] david : dorian holds her liquor like a sieve holds water . after two drinks , the entire town 's gon na know that she does n't love clint , never did . mandy : and is that when she falls into your arms and you two live happily ever after ? [ scene_break ] eli : of course , we can wait . blair : really ? eli : absolutely . as long as i know you 're gon na marry me , it does n't matter when . i 'm crazy about you , blair . i just want what you want . blair : you know what you 've just given me ? eli : what ? blair : another reason to love you . blair and eli : mm . blair : i can not wait to be your wife . but you know what ? i bet we better get this out of the way before dorian does come in , you know , and kill us for trying to make a -- run away . eli : let me get that for you . oh , kelly , i suppose i have you to thank for averting disaster with dorian . kelly : i 'm glad i could be of service . eli : uhh . ha ha ha . blair : first door on the right . ha ha . go ahead . get it out of your system . but just know whatever you say , i will shoot it down because i plan on marrying eli . [ scene_break ] jack : my friend at school taught me how to say a toast in hebrew . l'chaim . it means `` to life . `` so l'chaim . all : l'chaim ! [ glasses clink ] [ women giggling ] téa : okay , i do n't know if you guys know this , but i do have a bucket list , and since i am the one who 's dying , i get to tell y ' all what to do . and right now i want everyone to hold hands . [ scene_break ] starr : cole , was that so much to ask , me wanting you to be here ? cole : no . i 'm glad i was part of it . starr : why ? it seems like there 's something bothering you . i mean , if it 's us , i know that we 're not back to normal yet . cole : look , we 'll get there . i know we will . starr : then what 's the problem ? cole : it 's hannah . look . i got a weird phone call from her , and when i tried calling her back , they would n't let me talk to her . starr : and that 's a surprise ? cole : no , it 's just the way she sounded . look , i got a real bad feeling . i need to go check on her . you can understand that , right ? starr : i guess i have to . cole : look , i need to do this . starr : okay . if that 's what it 'll take for us to get back to normal again , then do it . because we 're obviously not getting anywhere like this . [ scene_break ] brody : my shift starts in a few minutes . what do you need ? john : proof that eli was in boston last night . without tipping him off that we 're onto him . brody : does anybody else know about this besides balsom ? john : well , kelly 's convinced that he killed her mother and she 's obviously worried about blair . she does n't want her marrying this guy before we get a warrant . jessica : warrant ? who 's getting arrested ? no fair . brody : no , just because we 're engaged does n't mean i spill police business to give you free scoops . jessica : well , hey , i got some news for you . there can be no secrets between husband and wife . [ scene_break ] gigi : okay . tell me . tell me about your perfect world . natalie : i ca n't . i might start to believe it actually exists . john 's voice : see that ? got a hair fiber . that 's pretty good , right ? all right . it 's time to print ya . you ready to be printed ? all right . let 's do that . put that down . ready ? i 'll roll that 's a good guy . i 'm going right here with it . look at that . brody 's voice : you do it , daddy . let 's see if they match . john 's voice : ha . okay . all right . here we go . gotcha . i 'll go right next to you . how 's that ? all right . let 's look . how 's that one look ? see ? gigi : natalie . you 're gon na miss your appointment . should we stay or should we go ? [ scene_break ] david : ladies first . dorian : to clint buchanan . my one true love . david : to mandy -- the woman of my dreams . [ scene_break ] sister katherine : i 'm sorry . she 's not allowed any visitors . cole : you do n't understand . sister katherine : she really needs her rest , sir . i must ask you to leave . [ scene_break ] téa : estrella , tonight it 's official , but you 've always been a second daughter to me . starr : and you are the best stepmom that i could 've ever asked for . i love you so much . and you know what ? we are kidnapping little jack tonight and he is going to spend time with his sisters and play with his niece , and we are going to leave you and dad alone for the night . téa : thank you , jack . thank you for the wedding toast . you 're getting pretty good at those wedding toasts . i could n't have said it better myself . jack : i just hope it works . téa : come here . dani : am i crazy to be happy tonight ? todd : not at all . the way i see it , you know , if you find some happiness , because it 's difficult to find in this world , you just got ta take it by the throat and squeeze the life out of it . besides , it 's good for your mom to see you smile . dani : then i 'll smile . todd : so will i . dani : you sure you wo n't break something ? todd : no , but who cares ? [ scene_break ] cole : hannah . hannah . hannah . hannah . god , no , hannah . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , okay , if you two are gon na freeze me out , then i guess i 'm gon na have to go find my story somewhere else . good night , john . john : good night . congratulations again . jessica : thank you very much . and do n't work my future husband too hard . brody : i 'll walk you out . [ scene_break ] blair : would you stop it ? stop ! kelly : i love you . blair : you love me . yeah , right . give me a break . kelly : it 's true . i do n't want you to get hurt , and eli will hurt you . blair : how ? why ? kelly : because it 's what he does . blair : because he 's not who he says he is ? kelly : because i have reason to believe he is a murderer . [ scene_break ] natalie : john . john : what 's wrong ? natalie : i ... have to tell you something .
gigi drives natalie to the abortion clinic and tells her that it 's entirely possible that the baby is john 's and not brody 's . at that point , natalie envisions how great it will be to have a child with john and how hers ' , john 's , jessica 's and brody 's lives can all turn out good , unlike she 'd feared could happen if it 's found out that she is having brody 's baby . at that point , she discover that she can not go through with it . john informs brody that he has reason to believe that eli is kelly 's mother 's murderer , the same as bennett thompson . when kelly finds out that blair is going to elope with eli , she tells her that she believes he 's a murderer although blair does not want to believe it . so she persuades blair to postpone the wedding . meanwhile , eli has threatened hannah and she is unconscious at st. anne 's on sleeping pills when nobody knows what he 's done . cole can sense that she might be in danger . so he goes to st. anne 's to find out . dorian and david want to convince each other that they have moved on . so she offers clint a business deal if he helps her have david believe that clint is in love with her . and david hires and pays mandy to pretend that she 's in love with him . but neither of them convince the other that their scams are true .
rex : gigi ? gigi . gigi ! gigi ! [ scene_break ] judge lee : counselor , why would you drop the murder charge against mr. buchanan ? nora : because mr. buchanan did not murder edward ford . [ scene_break ] bo : david , where did you get this gum ? david : the star of `` hold the diploma '' -- nate salinger . bo : nate salinger gave you this ? david : yeah . i never pegged him to be a tastemaker , but he sure knows his movie snacks . bo : he knows a lot more than that . david : what do you mean ? bo : nate did it . he had to be the one . [ scene_break ] nate : thanks . i do n't have the right to ask you anything , so i really appreciate -- dani : look , i wo n't tell anyone that you hurt matthew , but do n't make a big deal out of it , ok ? nate : ok . dani : i 'll keep your secret , but that 's all . todd : what secret 's that ? [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , are you even here ? hello . i 'm in the midst of telling you that david and i managed to get back the master of our film `` vicker man . `` are you even listening ? blair : of course i 'm listening . dorian : why do you look like you 've seen a ghost ? blair : because i just did . [ scene_break ] guard : you have a visitor . old todd : who ? guard : a lawyer . old todd : i do n't have a lawyer . guard : yeah ? tell that to her . [ scene_break ] david : i did n't realize movie snacks had such an influence on you , pa . bo : this is about matthew . david : how ? bo : nora and i tried to piece together what happened the day that matthew got hurt , so we tried to track all of his movements except for a few hours here . and he was supposed to be alone . david : so you think maybe he was hurt then ? bo : that 's the only time it could 've been , and then we started searching everywhere for a clue . just to try to point ourselves in the right direction . david : that was always the hardest part of `` supermodel crime club '' -- getting a clue . bo : well , we found one . a wrapper from this kind of gum . david : you think nate salinger put matthew in the hospital ? bo : i know it . [ scene_break ] judge lee : madam district attorney , after several failed attempts to prosecute someone for this crime , i 'd think you would welcome a televised confession . nora : yes , i wish i could , but it 's a false confession . judge lee : are you sure ? after all , it 's not as if you have n't botched this case before . nora : yes , well , your honor , that 's exactly why i want to proceed with the most abundance of caution . mr. buchanan did not kill edward ford , and i ca n't in good conscience let this confession stand . judge lee : how do you know mr. buchanan lied ? nora : i can assure the court -- judge lee : the only thing that would assure me is a real suspect . if todd manning , inez salinger , nathaniel salinger , and now mr. buchanan did not kill edward ford , then who did ? [ scene_break ] todd : does your mom know that lover boy is here ? dani : i do n't know -- i have n't seen her since last night . todd : have you talked to her at all ? dani : she left me a message but that 's it . why ? is something wrong ? todd : well , i heard that you were gon na keep a secret for buster here . that seems wrong to me . nate : do n't call me that . todd : but you 've been called ... what do you call , one of the most promising young loins to come along in years . ha ha ha ! you must be really proud . i do n't care . get out . nate : look , mr. manning , i know what i did ... todd : no , uh - uh . i do n't think you do know what you did . do you think your crime was whoring yourself out ? no . your crime was breaking my daughter 's heart . no getting away from that . dani : ok , all right ... todd : why would you give a promise to keep this kid 's secret ? dani : that 's between me and nate . todd : oh , is that right ? dani : yeah . and you should understand that , dad . it 's not like you 've never kept a secret from me . [ scene_break ] guard : he 's all yours . old todd : where have you been ? you 're late . téa : am i ? old todd : yeah . you should 've posted bail . the charges should be dropped by now . téa : you think i 'm here to save you ? old todd : that 's what you do , right ? téa : no . the person i 'll do anything to save is my husband todd . who the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] rex : gigi ! gigi ! gigi ! look , it 's ok ! you can come out ! where are you ? gi -- geeg ! echo : rex , what 's wrong ? rex : she was here ! echo : who ? rex : gigi ! she was here ! echo : rex -- joey : dad is this true ? [ scene_break ] judge lee : ms. buchanan , are you just eliminating the citizens of llanview one by one in this crime , or do the police have a genuine suspect ? nora : we have a strong indication as to the identity of mr. ford 's killer . judge lee : really ? do share with us , madame d.a . nora : i ca n't . judge lee : why not ? nora : the suspect is out of our jurisdiction . judge lee : give me a name and we can fix that . nora : your honor , as you have pointed out , this office has wrongly accused more than one person of this crime . so until we 're absolutely ready to file charges , i must respectfully decline to name anyone . judge lee : i 'll be happy to sign a request for extradition . nora : if that becomes necessary , your honor , i will make application . judge lee : you 're working to bring this suspect back to llanview ? nora : it is all that commissioner buchanan and i think about . judge lee : i hope to see results soon . nora : so do we . judge lee : now , mr. buchanan . why did you confess to killing edward ford when you did n't do it ? [ scene_break ] david : nate salinger , the porn king , attacked my little bro ? why ? bo : it 's a long story . david : you can tell me on the way . bo : hold it . david : no , you hold it . i understand . you 're the police commissioner . you ca n't lay a hand on him . that 's why you 're lucky you have a son with no scruples . bo : no ! you leave nate salinger up to me . david : what are you gon na do ? bo : you 're just gon na have to trust me on this . david : i always trust you , pa . bo : and you ca n't say a word to anybody . david : that 's where it gets hard . bo : david , if you say anything , you could hurt matthew even more . david : how 's that ? bo : i wish i could tell you , but i ca n't . just please , promise me for matthew 's sake you 're gon na keep quiet . david : all right . i promise . bo : do you know where nate salinger is now ? david : he was leaving the buenos dias right before i came here . bo : did he say where he was going ? david : his brother said something about dani . i bet he went to her house . bo : thank you . thank you . you have helped me more than you 'll ever know . david : hey , pa ... bo : yeah ? david : one day you 'll tell me how i helped you , right ? bo : one day . thank you . david : helped my pa . [ scene_break ] todd : you 're gon na compare me to this punk ? if i have ever kept anything from you , it was to protect you , dani . dani : well , maybe i 'm protecting someone , too . todd : this guy ? this guy who humiliated you and himself in front of the entire town on a big screen ? why did you even let this trash into my house ? that 's what i 'd like to know . dani : you do n't -- todd : you do not care about this jerk ! understand ? dani : and so what if i do ? some people think i 'm crazy to care about you , and you know what ? what nate did is n't half as bad as some of the stuff that you have done . so should i drop you just because someone else says i should ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] blair : i honestly could n't tell you which todd was which . dorian : there must have been some way to test them . blair : they both had todd memories . things that only todd would know . dorian : impossible . blair : exactly , dorian . dorian : what was your gut ? what was your first reaction ? blair : i could n't breathe . he sounded like todd . he acted like todd . dorian : only this new guy ... actually looks like your todd . blair : does that make him real ? if that 's the case , what about this other guy that i let in my life for the last eight years ? that helped me raise my kids ? that i was married to ? how could i let him in ? how could i let that happen ? dorian : no comment . blair : you remember how hard i was on todd when he first came back to llanview . dorian : starr was the only one who accepted him . blair : did i believe that because she believed it so much ? because she missed her daddy ? dorian : starr was closer to her dad than anybody else . it was natural to trust her instincts . blair : unless we were all wrong . did i want todd back in my life so badly that i just let him in ? dorian ? if i was that wrong , then my life 's been a sham . dorian : it has not been a sham if this new todd is the one that 's a fraud . blair : well , he certainly did n't feel like a fraud when he kissed me . [ scene_break ] old todd : come on , delgado . téa : do n't call me that . old todd : why ? that 's what i call you . delgado . téa : do n't call me that . old todd : you can still call me sir if you want . that 's what you called me when we first met . téa : you read that somewhere . old todd : is that what he told you ? he 's a fraud , you know . téa : my husband is not a fraud . you 're the fraud . old todd : you sure about that ? téa : yes , i am . old todd : as sure as you were five minutes ago ? wait till five minutes from now . téa : i do n't plan on being here five minutes from now . old todd : yeah , well , i did n't plan on being here at all . téa : really ? because the real todd manning , he 's never surprised to find himself in jail . old todd : see , that 's funny . i 'm glad to see you have n't lost your stuff , delgado . téa : do n't call me that ! you do n't know me . old todd : then why are you here ? if you have so much faith in that man that you lie with every night , why are you here ? why are you standing right here ? why ? you 're not so sure about anything , are you ? [ scene_break ] rex : gigi was here , ok ? right here . do n't touch anything . echo : ok , ok , ok , but just slow down . rex : she was right here . there might be a clue or something . echo : just tell me what happened . rex : gigi was here . echo : ok . i do n't understand . rex : i saw her in the mirror . echo : maybe you saw a reflection . rex : no , no . i saw her . she was looking right at me . but then i must 've scared her or something , because i took a step toward her and she ran off . echo : she disappeared ? rex : no , not disappeared . ran off . i 'm not crazy . echo : i did n't say you were . rex : i saw her . here . echo : ok , rex , honey , then tell me this . you love gigi , right , and she loves you . rex : yeah . echo : why would she run away from you ? [ scene_break ] judge lee : mr. buchanan , tell me why you confessed to a crime you did n't commit . did the d.a . coerce your confession ? clint : no , your honor . judge lee : i can see the looks , sir . what 's going on between you and the district attorney ? clint : your honor ... i brought a lot of hurt into nora buchanan 's life . there was bad blood between us and between me and my brother as well . it 's kind of public . you probably read about it in the paper . and i chose to retaliate , and i brought a world of hurt upon them , which i lived to regret . i did a whole bunch of stuff that they just did n't deserve , and when i was told that i was dying , i wanted to make amends . judge lee : by confessing to a murder you did n't commit ? clint : yes . it was the only way to protect -- judge lee : who were you trying to protect ? [ scene_break ] téa : you took a chainsaw to my life last night . why the hell would n't i be here ? old todd : trouble at home ? téa : we will be just fine once we have you taken care of . old todd : so he did n't answer any of your questions ? téa : todd does n't know why you 're here , either , or what you want . old todd : you sure about that ? téa : yes . he 's just as upset -- old todd : he did n't twitch ? upset ? téa : yes ! old todd : how about you ? you upset ? téa : no . i will be fine once i get some answers from you . old todd : me first . téa : what , are we negotiating ? old todd : sure . why not ? that was always fun . you were always really -- téa : who the hell are you ? huh ? old todd : i 'm todd manning . you 're not so good at that ... téa : what do you want ? what do you want ? old todd : i want everyone to wake up and realize that they 've been had . téa : i have n't been had . old todd : ok , now it 's my turn . téa : fine . what 's your question ? old todd : here 's my question . how could you fall for his act ? how could you do that ? [ scene_break ] todd : i got a news flash for you . i am your dad . and i 'm always gon na be your dad . you do not get to drop me . dani : i did n't say i wanted to . todd : well , you can still drop him . dani : no , that 's for me to decide . my decision . todd : no , no , no . you 're too young to make your own decisions . dani : that 's great . you do n't like what i decide so i 'm immature ? nate : dani , i do n't want to cause any more problems , ok ? i 'm gon na go . todd : yes , yes , you 're going to go . and you 're never gon na come back . all right . see ya . you stay in there . just want to have a word with you . do you recall when i found you using danielle to prepare -- you doing a little research for your big movie debut ? yeah . do you remember what i almost did to you ? come back here sometime , try to make contact with my daughter again , and this time i 'll follow through . dani : i 'll see you later , nate . nate : later . [ scene_break ] téa : i should 've known better . i should 've known better . old todd : you answered my question . téa : than to try to reason with you . old todd : how could you fall for that guy ? how could you fall for his act ? téa : i love my husband . i have loved my husband for years . old todd : you came back to town because you heard that todd manning was in trouble . téa : oh , i see you did your homework . good for you . old todd : and then you see his face . how could you not know ? téa : i knew he was the man i loved . old todd : `` loved . `` téa : look , i do n't know what you 're trying to do here , ok ? i do n't know if you 're trying to get back at todd for something or if you want to extort money from him . i do n't know what it is you 're doing , but i 'll tell you one thing , whoever the hell you are . you are not gon na destroy my family . old todd : it 's my family . my family . starr is my family . jack is my family . danielle is my family , téa . [ scene_break ] rex : i do n't know why gigi would run . we just have to find her . echo : rex , where would gigi go ? rex : i do n't know , but she 's got ta be in trouble . echo : why ? rex : that 's the only reason she 'd run . echo : why did n't she ask you for help ? why would she be afraid of you ? rex : i do n't know . we just have to find her ! echo : rex , does any of this make sense to you , that she would show up here and then run ? rex : you think i 'm hallucinating ? echo : you told me that you have n't been sleeping well . rex : gigi was here . in this room . echo : honey , listen to me . you were at the hospital . you were there when they took her into the o.r . her heart is inside clint right now . she could n't have been here . honey , she 's gone . [ scene_break ] judge lee : mr. buchanan , i 'm waiting . who would you protect by confessing to edward ford 's murder ? clint : my brother and his wife . they were catching an awful lot of heat because the case was not solved , and i figured if i copped a plea , then i would -- they could clear the case . judge lee : you wanted to help their conviction rate ? clint : it was the least i could do . i owed them . hell , i was dying and i was facing up to all the things i did wrong . not only to them but to many other people that i loved . since i was dying , one more charge against me did n't matter if i could make their life a little easier . judge lee : convenience is not the standard for conviction in this court , mr. buchanan . now , as to the other charges against you , what is your plea ? shall we take the charges one by one ? clint : no , your honor . to all the other charges , i plead guilty . [ scene_break ] dorian : reality check , blair . you need answers and you need them fast . blair : that 's easy for you to say . dorian : true . i have no idea how i would feel if suddenly there were two david vickers buchanans knocking at my door . david : it 'd be christmas morning , would n't it ? dorian : ha ha ha ! david : i heard my ears burning . could hear it myself . what 's going on out here ? uh - oh . looks big . should i get a drink first ? do i need a lawyer ? lay it on me . blair : go ahead . tell him . he 's gon na find out sooner or later . dorian : it turns out that todd may not be todd after all . david : what do you mean ? there 's no todd ? dorian : there are two todds . but that 's a really long story . how did your -- did bo like `` vicker man `` ? david : oh , pa has n't had a chance to see it yet . he had a major breakthrough on a case . [ scene_break ] nate : mr. manning 's inside . bo : that 's all right . i 'm here to see you . nate : is it about that ... movie thing last night ? bo : no . would you like a piece of gum ? nate : thanks . bo : do you like this gum ? nate : yeah , it 's my favorite . bo : it 's pretty hard to find it around here , though . nate : i 've only seen it at one store . bo : yeah , it 's rare . it 's very , very rare . do you know , nora and i found a wrapper exactly like this in our living room ? it 's from the day that matthew got hurt , so we started looking around , searching for signs of whoever might 've been there , because that 's where matthew got hurt . we do n't know what happened . we 're not jumping to any conclusions or anything , you know . it could 've been an accident . we know that matthew walked away from whatever happened , so maybe that person thought that there really was n't a problem . and then later , when things went really bad for matthew , maybe they were afraid to come forward . but we do n't know . and that 's what eats at matthew 's mom and me , is that we just want to know . does that make sense , nate ? nate : it was me . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm confused . this guy cheats on you and i 'm the bad guy . i 'm trying to protect you , danielle . dani : it does n't work like that . you ca n't keep me from getting hurt . you have to let me go . todd : never . [ scene_break ] old todd : i want to meet my daughter . téa : listen to me . you will never get near her . old todd : do n't make this any harder for her . téa : you are unbelievable . you are unbelievable . old todd : you know how i feel about my children . téa : you are not daniella 's father . old todd : it was n't him who washed up on that beach . you did n't save him . téa 's voice : todd ! todd ! todd ! old todd : and it was n't just that night . there are only two people in this world who would remember something like that . i 'm one . and you , téa , you 're the other . [ scene_break ] [ judge lee bangs gavel ] judge lee : back on the record in the commonwealth v. clint buchanan . all parties have agreed to a date for the sentencing . until such time , mr. buchanan is remanded without bail . joey : your honor , my father just had a heart transplant . you ca n't put him in jail . judge lee : sir , sit down . that 's exactly what i can and will do . mr. higgins : your honor , mr. buchanan is still a recovering patient . judge lee : and the doctor signed off on his trial proceeding . viki : may i , your honor ? i 'm victoria lord and i have survived the exact same surgery that mr. buchanan just had . it really is far too soon -- judge lee : are you a doctor , ms. lord ? viki : no , sir , i 'm not . judge lee : mr. buchanan 's entire medical team signed off on his release . there are doctors and treatment available in jail . joey : your honor , did -- judge lee : this is n't up for debate , folks . i 've ruled . mr. buchanan , you are remanded to the department of corrections to await sentencing . the bailiff will take you into custody now . we 're adjourned . [ judge lee bangs gavel ] joey : do n't worry , all right ? we 're gon na file an appeal . kelly : let us know whatever you need . clint : it was good to see the two of you again . do n't waste time on paperwork for me . get out of here and have some fun . joey : dad , we can do that and still -- clint : i 'll see you again at my sentencing . viki : joey and kelly , go on ahead , ok ? i 'm gon na wait , make sure clint is settled . clint : no , you do n't have to do that . viki : that 's not up for debate , either . joey : i love you . i 'll see you later , ok ? kelly : you hang tough , ok ? clint : could i have a minute ? you did n't have to let me off the hook . i 'll be spending a long time in jail . it would n't have made any difference . nora : i could n't live with it . so much wrong has happened . i was n't gon na fix it with another wrong . clint : do n't you just want it to be over ? nora : more than anything . [ scene_break ] nate : i did not mean to hurt matthew . i went to see him about -- this thing . and i was mad . so i hit him . and he fell and he hit his head , but he got back up . he was walking around , just like you said . bo : i know . nate : i thought he was fine , commissioner . really . i did not mean to hurt him like this , and i would give anything , anything to take it back . bo : i wish you could . why did matthew make you so mad , nate ? nate : it does n't matter now . bo : are you sure ? had to be something . nate : you probably wo n't believe me , so just forget it . bo : tell me , nate . nate : matthew killed eddie , my father . and i know how that sounds , ok , but he admitted it to me . he would 've just let me go to jail . and my mother . the whole time that he knew . so i lost it , ok ? i -- i lost it , and that 's why i hit him . and that 's not an excuse for keeping my mouth shut this whole time . i should 've just stepped forward . but i was scared of what would happen . so ... what does happen now , commissioner ? [ scene_break ] david : blair , you know what would take your mind off of all of this ? if you 'd be my first . blair : what ? david : `` vicker man . `` you have n't had a chance to see it yet . we can do it right now -- pop it right in the dvd player . blair : yeah . i ca n't , david . david : you ca n't ? do n't you want to see what mia korf did with your role ? she had a very interesting take on the part . you wo n't even recognize this blair at all . blair : mm . i 've had enough doubles for one day , thanks . david : can you explain all of this to me ? upstairs ? dorian : go warm up the dvd player . david : bring some snacks . do n't forget the oven mitts . [ scene_break ] todd : you want to make me out to be the big bad guy , that 's fine . i 'll be the evil dictator . if i can protect you from even one day of getting hurt , then it 's worth it to me . dani : dad ? i 'm ok . really . i cried about it . i yelled at nate about it . i 'm dealing . todd : you are ? dani : i 'm tougher than i look . todd : ok , but -- dani : you know what ? no buts . i can handle this . todd : so you want me to just ... take my safety net and shove it ? dani : yes . well , maybe not yet . i mean , i could use the safety net just in case . for now . but i 'm gon na be on my own soon enough . todd : you will never be on your own as long as i 'm alive . i will always be one phone call away . never forget that . i am your dad . [ scene_break ] téa : it 's no secret that todd and i conceived daniella on that island . you 're a good con man . you 've done your homework . congratulations . old todd : where are you going ? téa : i 've had enough . old todd : no , you 're not leaving . you got ta get me out of here . téa : ha ha ! you can get a public defender to get you bail . old todd : i 'll give you $ 5 million . téa : you think spitting back trivia from my own life impresses me ? you 're just pissing me off , whoever the hell you are . old todd : then it 's a good thing for me that there are n't any shovels around . [ clang ] that 's not the worst thing i ever did to you , is it ? old todd 's voice : get out . [ téa gasps ] old todd : i 'm sorry for the way that i treated you . i 'm me and i 'm right here . and i 'm just waiting for you to accept it . [ scene_break ] rex : there 's no sign of her . echo : rex , honey , maybe we should get some help with this . rex : like the police ? they 'll just scare gigi more . echo : no . that 's not what i meant . maybe -- maybe you need some help . rex : like a psychiatrist ? echo : it 's helped shane , right , has n't it ? and when you 've suffered a loss like this ... rex : i do n't need help . i do n't need help . echo : honey . you wanted to kill people last night , and now you 're seeing things that ca n't possibly be . rex : yeah . you 're right . but that does n't change what happened , ok ? gigi was right here . echo : she could n't have been here . you know that . rex : we did n't see the heart transplant . echo : what are you saying ? rex : what if there was some kind of mistake ? what if that 's why she 's scared of me ? echo : rex ... rex : she thinks i 'm giving up on her . that i was gon na let the doctors take her heart while she was still alive . echo : stop . stop and listen to yourself . is this really what you want your son to hear ? that his mom is alive and you 're the only one that can see her ? rex : i 'm not talking to shane about this . not yet . i have to find gigi . [ scene_break ] nora : i was supposed to call you , was n't i ? it 's over . bo : what happened ? nora : i dropped the murder charge against him . bo : judge must 've loved that , huh ? nora : yeah . said something about me being the worst prosecutor ever . bo : well , congratulations . nora : it was the right thing to do . bo : yes . it was . nora : he pled to everything else . he 's in a jail cell now . where have you been ? bo : i found out what happened to matthew . nora : what ? you have a suspect ? bo : not a suspect . a confession . i know who hurt our son . [ scene_break ] blair : tomás , it 's me -- blair . i really need to see you . i want you to tell me everything you know about todd . both of them . [ scene_break ] todd : hey . [ téa drops her keys ] todd : what 's wrong ? i 've been trying to reach you . you did n't answer your phone . are you all right ? téa : are you an imposter ? [ scene_break ] viki : i appreciate you letting me get mr. buchanan settled . thank you . officer , it 's very , very important that he gets his medications on time . you could see to that , all right ? i left everything in a bag up front . guard : let me check on that and i 'll get right back to you . viki : thank you . thank you . thank you .
rex thinks he sees gigi in the mirror . echo tries to make him understand that he could not have seen gigi . he points out that they did n't see the surgery to remove her heart , so it may not have happened . she suggests that he get therapy to deal with his grief . he tells her he does n't need a psychiatrist ; he just needs to find gigi .
[ previously_on ] al : dean baker pulled the plug on my show today . marcie : what ? al : i 'm done . walker : i 'm going to give you this diamond someday , blair . kevin : you did n't feel anything when i just kissed you ? blair : nothing . kelly : i think kevin 's seeing another woman here in llanview . rex : i think my wife 's having an affair . man : if she is and you want the goods on her , we can help . [ scene_break ] viki : hello , marcie . marcie : hi . viki : lois said you wanted to see me ? marcie : yes , hi . they told me at the university that you were working at home until your office was ready . viki : mm - hmm . marcie : and this is really important . viki : okay , what is it ? marcie : dean baker fired the voice of the night from the university radio station , and it was really unfair . viki : did he , now ? and do you know why he did that ? marcie : yes , because the voice of the night supported the peace rally , and he also said that the guys who trashed my room were morons , but -- well , anyway , you know , we started a petition to get him back on the air , and i wanted to bring it to you . viki : wow . boy , you 've got a ton of signatures , do n't you ? marcie : 1,862 so far -- students and faculty , and even some people in town . everybody keeps on saying that freedom of speech , you know , it 's right . viki : well , i think you know that i 'm in favor of free speech . the voice of the night must be heard . tell you what , marcie , why do n't i just go have a little chat with dean baker right away . marcie : thanks . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] al : can i help you ? man : uh , where 's marcie walsh ? al : out . and you are ? man : marcie 's brother , ron . and you are ? al : al holden . ron : friend of hers ? al : boyfriend . ron : yeah ? so you 're the one who got my sister in all this trouble , huh ? [ scene_break ] dorian : kelly . blair . blair : thank you , dorian . kelly : you know , now that i 'm in llanview , i think i 'm going to do some more charity work . you know , i found out when i was in texas that i 'm pretty good at fundraising . dorian : oh , you always were a softy for a good cause . kelly : well , now i can put my money where my mouth is . you know , when you 're mrs. kevin buchanan , people listen . [ doorbell rings ] dorian : do you hear the doorbell ? blair : i hear it . dorian : mm - hmm . blair : do you want me to get it ? dorian : no , i do n't want you to get it , i want the housekeeper to get it . i do n't -- does n't she hear it ever ? bernarda ! the door ! kelly : so , any luck trying to figure out who this mystery woman is kevin 's supposedly seeing ? blair : no , i , uh -- i 'm sure whoever 's sending those anonymous notes and making those phone calls is just trying to make things difficult for you and kevin . kelly : obviously . blair : i mean , whoever it is , i mean , they must have an ax to grind . you know , they read something in `` the banner , `` they were upset about it , and an editor is a very easy target . i mean , you know that . kelly : well , maybe . but i do n't like the fact that there 's somebody out there threatening kevin and our beautiful future together . i mean , kevin is really going places . blair : wow . you 're really committed to this political future of his , are n't you ? kelly : 1,000 % . dorian : pardon me , ms. blair . mr. walker laurence to see you . blair : well , hello , walker laurence . what 's up ? walker : hello , blair . check that out . blair : what is it ? oh , no . `` who pays for murder ? no one . mitchell laurence murder case closed . `` dorian : well , somebody is going to get off scot - free . blair : i do n't care about that . all i worry about is that this is going to make our morning edition stale before it even hits the stands . walker : buchanan keeps scooping us . he 's got to have somebody at the police department leaking this stuff to him . dorian : hmm , bo 's not going to be thrilled when he sees that . kelly : well , when kevin sees something he wants , he goes for it . and he always gets it . [ scene_break ] asa : those represent `` the sun 's `` stockholders who already promised me their shares . and by tomorrow morning , we will have the 51 % we need . kevin : so `` the sun 's `` all ours . that 's great . joey : hey . kevin : hey , joe . how you doing ? joey : great . grandpa , i wanted to thank you for helping out flash . he sent her all the way to london to see a specialist about her throat . kevin : yeah , i heard . asa : that crazy kid . almost ruined her damn voice . joey : hey , do you want to come join us ? kevin : yeah , joe and i are meeting jessica and natalie for lunch . asa : no , i 'd love to , thanks , but i 'm going to be busy , and very busy , on the phone . you two have fun . kevin : we 'll see you . joey : bye , grandpa . kevin : so , the big news is you rescued yet another damsel in distress -- not one , but two , apparently . joey : yeah , jen and her mom got in a little bit of trouble , thanks to troy maciver . i 'm just glad i got there with the cops before it was too late . kevin : so turning yourself into lancelot must have sealed the deal with jen a little bit , huh ? joey : it 's not like that . kevin : oh . joey : but we do love each other . that 's why it 's even more important now that we keep our distance . kevin : yeah , well , you 'd better go . guess who just walked in . joey : no , it 's cool . i mean , you know , we 're bound to run into each other from time to time . we 'll just have to pretend the other one is n't there . kevin : well , that 's some good strategy you got there , joe . good luck with that . [ scene_break ] rex : so r.j. has given me total creative freedom at ultraviolet . i 've got this great idea for an amateur night , right ? i 'm thinking of calling it `` search and destroy . `` what do you think ? [ scene_break ] kevin : here they are . natalie : hey . joey : hey . jessica : hey , guys . kevin : how you doing ? jessica : thanks for making time for the two of us . we have to discuss mom 's party . natalie : yep , before you know it , fall term 's going to be here , and we 've got to plan the big bash for the celebration of the inauguration of mom becoming president of the university . kevin : let l.u . handle all that . jessica : yeah , but , you know , that 's just going to be a whole bunch of guys standing around in tuxes , so -- natalie : yeah , we want something else , you know , friends and family -- something mom can actually enjoy for once . actually , i was thinking maybe we could get one of those big tents and put them up at llanfair . jessica : yeah , but you know what , it 's going to be in september , and you never know what you 're going to get . it could be , like , 90 degrees . so maybe we should talk to renee and ask her if we can book a place at the palace . joey : that would work , too . kevin : right , whatever . you know , mom 's easy to please . natalie : yeah , well , the plans are n't going to be that easy . why do i get the impression that the two of you want to leave all the work to us ? kevin : to do a better job -- joey : right . kevin : than we would do . jessica : yeah , yeah , well , do n't think you can flatter us and get out of all the work , okay ? kevin : well , it worked before . jessica : listen , you know , we might have our own stuff to do . we may be busy ourselves . you know , i might have classes , and working at `` the banner . `` kevin : oh , you 've reconsidered my offer ? jessica : i have . you know , now that lindsay is out of st. ann 's and i 'm no use to the gallery anymore , i was thinking about taking that internship . kevin : well , i have a better idea . jessica : i 'm listening . kevin : well , you have been an intern at `` the banner `` since high school . i think it 's time for you to move on . i want you to run the college column . jessica : really ? kevin : yeah , what do you say ? jessica : i 'll do it . kevin : great . i 'll go call carson , start the paperwork in personnel . you guys order lunch . joey : kevin 's turning `` the banner `` back into the family business . he even tried to recruit me to be a photographer . jessica : yeah , but you have more important things on your mind , right , reverend ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] blair : that 's mine . hello ? kevin : you see any interesting afternoon newspapers laying around ? blair : yes , i did , as a matter of fact , and guess what , it was a big surprise . i 'm not real happy about it . excuse me . it 's briggs at `` the sun . `` um , i really ca n't talk to you now . kevin : i prefer later myself . dinner at the country club . kelly : you know , my aunt has talked so much about you , i feel like i know you . walker : yes , that 's what everyone says . dorian : what was that all about ? blair : um , nothing . i 'm more interested in who kevin 's source is at the police station . do you have any idea who it is , kelly ? kelly : absolutely none . walker : well , i 'll find out , but right now we have a bigger problem to worry about . blair : what ? walker : you do n't know about the trading of `` the sun 's `` stock today ? blair : no , i have n't heard anything about it . walker : the past few weeks , 1/3 of `` the sun 's `` shares were traded . today , the buying skyrocketed . blair : what ? walker : mm - hmm . smells like a takeover attempt to me . dorian : i know who it is . yes , when you were -- when blair was away , asa came over and he threatened a hostile takeover unless she sold out to `` the banner . `` blair : oh , thank you . and you 're just now telling me that ? dorian : do n't shoot the messenger . blair : kevin has hinted that he wanted to buy `` the sun `` from me , but he was only joking , i thought . kelly : not when it comes to something kevin wants . he does n't joke about that . blair : well , i ca n't lose `` the sun . `` starr 's father 's legacy was really important to todd . and i do n't have what i need right now to fight him back . walker : you wo n't lose it . trust me . blair : look , i got to go . dorian : oh ? where you going ? blair : i 'm going to follow up on that phone call i just got , and i got to go now . [ scene_break ] asa : listen , now , i 'm willing to give you 20 % more on `` the sun 's `` stock now . good . i knew you 'd see it my way . [ scene_break ] rex : give me a year ; i will know all there is to know about running ultraviolet . then i can move on to my own club . see , i 'm always thinking . like that bartender over there . he 's got the ultraviolet look , right ? watch . i 'm going to go steal him . [ scene_break ] jessica : i already have an idea for the first article that i 'm going to write . i think that i 'm going to do an in - depth piece on the peace banner controversy happening at llanview u. i want to interview students and teachers and administrations on what they think about -- joey : excuse me . i 'll be right back . kevin : good . go for it . that 's -- no , seriously , that 's good . you find the right angle , you should push all kinds of buttons . [ scene_break ] dean baker : madam president , please do not make me a villain in this situation . the university radio station is a voice for all the students . viki : including those who dissent , no ? dean baker : well , yes . but this has always been a very traditional university . viki : and freedom of speech has always been a very traditional american right . dean , the university will never stifle dissent nor suppress the bill of rights , and , frankly , you should never have interfered in this . so i would like the disc jockey called the voice of the night brought back immediately . dean baker : i 'm sorry , but i respectfully refuse . viki : you do ? oh , dear . well , in that case , i 'm also very sorry . i 'd like to see your letter of resignation by 9 : 00 tomorrow . [ scene_break ] marcie : i did it . i gave the petition to mrs. davidson . ronnie ! ron : hey , good to see you ! marcie : oh ! ron : okay , do n't squeeze me to death . okay . marcie : what are you doing here ? ron : oh . well , um , you and me , we got to talk . alone ? al : i 'm going to give you guys some space . marcie : no . no , al , it 's okay . it 's okay . al 's a big part of my life , real big . he 's the most important person in it . ron : yeah , well , dad thinks maybe we should be more important -- your family . marcie : what is that supposed to mean ? ron ? what 's wrong ? ron : listen , your protest thing got into the newspapers back home . marcie : yeah ? `` the ridgeview times `` wrote a story about me ? ron : maybe you should n't be so excited , marcie . marcie : well -- al : your brother tells me that people were pretty upset back in ridgeview . marcie : but why ? ron : do n't you remember how many veterans live in our neighborhood ? marcie : yeah , of course . ron : well , they 're the guys who defended this country , marcie . our own brother eric 's in the army . marcie : i know that , ron . what is this all about ? ron : dad wants to know why you 're dumping on the guys who are fighting for our country . marcie : i 'm not . ron : he said to remind you eric 's over in the middle east right now . you know that . marcie : ronnie , eric only joined the army because dad made him . you know that . you know that eric wanted a college education . so he thought that joining up to get money for school was the best way to make everybody happy . and most of the troops on the front lines right now are just like eric . they are kids that wanted money for school . and just because i do n't agree with the leaders of our country about the decisions that they 're making does not mean that i do n't support our troops ! that 's why i support peace and work for it . ron : come on , marcie , it 's -- it 's not that simple , okay ? marcie : maybe not . but i did n't -- i did n't think that the people that i care about were going to be affected by my standing up for what i believe in . ron , come on , this is not like you . i mean , is dad that upset that he made you come all this way just to tell me this ? ron : dad 's customers found out about you , okay ? they 're so ticked off , they 're boycotting his restaurant , marcie . marcie : what ? ron : yeah . and the guys in jerry 's fire company , yeah , they 're pretty ticked off , too . they wo n't even talk to him . marcie : well , that 's unfair . ron : yeah , well -- marcie : well , what about you ? ron : what about me ? marcie : yeah . ron : my roofing business has fallen off , a lot . marcie : god , ronnie , i 'm sorry . i did n't -- i did n't -- i never thought -- if there was some way that i could do something -- ron : there is something that you can do , marcie . you can just stop all this peace talk , right now . [ scene_break ] jen : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry i came to the country club . it 's just i knew you 'd be here . joey : it 's okay . jen : i thought if i could just -- if i could just look at you , you know , if i could just see you , that it would be okay . i just ca n't help myself . joey : trust me , i know what you mean . seeing you across the room just is n't enough . jen : we ca n't . rex will stall the divorce just to get back at us . you could even lose your job . joey : i know . we just have to be stronger . jen : i do n't know if i can be . joey : then i 'll be stronger for both of us . next time i come in a restaurant and you 're there , i 'll just leave . and if i see you walking down the street , i will turn around and i 'll walk the other way . jen : do n't you dare . joey : no . it 's going to be okay . your divorce is going to come through sooner or later . then we 'll be together . jen : and i will try to make things easier for us . i promise , joe . okay ? i 'd better get inside before rex sees us . joey : yeah , and my family 's in there , too . jen : you know , this is the last night we 'll be able to be alone until after the divorce . i just want to make it last as long as possible . [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't give me this business about antonio 's family , okay ? they never got married . there was no family . jessica : i know . natalie : keri only lied to antonio because of some stupid mistake he made . so quit making excuses . if you care about him , you need to go for it , because i know he cares about you , and you are not responsible for keri and that baby ! so follow your heart . kevin : my sentiments exactly . i have no idea what you 're talking about . i really do n't . where 's joey ? what 's going on with him , anyway ? natalie : yeah , he has been gone a long time . jessica : and we need to focus on mom 's party . i mean , so far , no decisions have been made . what were you talking to grandpa about ? kevin : just business . jessica : really ? kevin : mm - hmm . jessica : well , let me see if he knows . natalie : you know , kevin , i 'd like to meet that wife of yours . okay . huh . now i see what 's going on . kevin , i need you to do me a huge favor , okay ? i do n't care what it is , find something , anything to distract rex . kevin : what 's going on ? natalie : joe is with jen , and i have no idea where they are , and i 've got to find them before rex does . please ? kevin : all right , yeah . [ scene_break ] kevin : hi . i 'm kevin buchanan . rex : yeah , i know who you are . kevin : yeah , well , i know who you are , too . you 're the guy trying to keep my brother , joe , from being happy . rex : you got it backwards , kev . you see , your brother 's trying to wreck my marriage . kevin : i 'm going to start over , make it real easy for you . you just give jen a fast divorce , do n't make any trouble for her , and i 'll make it worth your while . [ scene_break ] blair : asa . look , i know what you 're up to . you 're trying to buy shares of my paper so you can take it over , are n't you , hmm ? jessica : is this true , grandpa ? asa : do n't you worry about it , jessica . it 's just business . blair : yeah , it 's my business , and you 're not going to get away with it . asa : and who 's going to stop me ? walker : how much did asa buchanan offer you for your `` sun `` shares ? well , i 'll see his price and raise it 15 % . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] dorian : river ? man : bonjour , madame . dorian : bonjour , monsieur . what do you want ? what are you doing here ? man : i believe you know who i work for . you left paris quite abruptly . so i believe you know exactly what he wants . dorian : pas du tout , monsieur . i have no idea what you want , what you 're talking about . man : oh , yes , you do . the person i work for knows you married mitch laurence , who became a very rich man , and not just in cash . there were objects of value , too . dorian : mitch did leave me a small amount of money from his rather modest estate , but that was all there was . man : excusez - mois , madame . dorian : wait a minute . where are you going ? man : i 'm going to get what i came here for . and do n't even think of calling anybody . dorian : oh , i would n't dream of it . just -- attendez . mon dieu . [ scene_break ] rex : whoa . sorry , no , i love my wife . kevin : really ? rex : well , jen 's worth a lot more than this . kevin : how much more ? rex : i am shocked . shocked ! let 's see how long it takes for you to come back with a better offer . [ scene_break ] blair : so you think you 're going to buy all those stocks ? i do n't think so . i 'm going to do whatever it takes to save my paper . you hear that ? you hear me , asa ? and i mean it . jessica : kevin , did you know that grandpa was trying to buy `` the sun `` ? asa : do you think that i run my business decisions by my grandkids ? jessica : shame on you . blair : i want to talk to you alone . come on . kevin : this should be fun . [ scene_break ] natalie : what in the hell do you two think you 're doing ? rex is in there looking for -- jen , go inside , now . joey : natalie 's right . jen : okay , let me go first . natalie : can you not see that she is ruining your life , joe ? joey : i 'm not going to get hurt . we 've decided we 're going to wait . natalie : i did n't see any waiting when i came out here . kevin : looks like the family lunch moved outside . joey : i was just heading back inside . natalie : yeah , me , too . kevin : so , could n't wait till after dinner to see me , huh ? blair : look , do n't start . asa 's trying to steal my paper , kevin , and i want you to stop him . kevin : me ? what can i do ? blair : come on . kevin : look , it 's grandpa 's money , it 's his business . there 's nothing i -- actually , there is one thing that you could do . blair : what ? kevin : well , you could take me up on my offer to buy `` the sun . `` do n't worry ; i 'll keep you on . i like your style , in case you have n't noticed . blair : you can go straight to hell , kevin buchanan . kevin : blair , wait . look , you did n't come just to talk about newspapers . you were thinking about us , were n't you ? i know i was . about that barn , what almost happened . blair : anything and everything that happened in that barn was a mistake . kevin : you sure about that ? blair : mm - hmm . kevin : you asked me to be honest with you . now , you be honest with me . come on , blair . that was n't a mistake , was it ? [ scene_break ] ron : go ahead . call dad right now . he 'll be real happy to hear you 're pulling out of this whole peace thing . marcie : ronnie , listen , i -- al : marcie , wait . just give me a minute . listen , there 's something i need to tell you . i am really proud of you . you know , you 've been brave as hell through this whole mess , you stood up for yourself , and you gave people on this campus something to stand up for , something to believe in that matters . you know , look , we 've gotten in the last 15 minutes at least 20 e - mails from people who believe that what you did is right and good . but if you think that that 's going to affect your dad 's business or put a wedge between you and your family , then you do what you have to do , marcie . i 'll take over from here on , okay ? ron : yeah . listen to your boyfriend . let him do this , marcie . marcie : i 'm sorry . i did n't think you , dad , and jerry were going to be hurt by what i did . ron : so this is over ? you 'll make the call ? marcie : no , i ca n't . sometimes you have to look past your own family . ron : see , i told dad this was n't going to work . you 're just as stubborn as you always were , marcie . marcie : oh , come on . ron , do n't be mad at me . i ca n't -- ron ! al : come here . come here . oh . i know how hard that was for you . marcie : i still got you . al : damn straight . marcie : i ca n't believe how you 've supported me through all this . you even lost your own radio show . al : i still got you , do n't i ? marcie : i feel closer to you than anybody in my family ever . i feel more loved than i ever dreamed i could . [ scene_break ] walker : i 'm moving a lot of stock today , mr. panos . mm - hmm . asa buchanan 's made his offer for your shares , and i 'm upping it 15 % . do we have a deal ? [ scene_break ] rex : hey . where have you been all this time ? jen : um , the ladies ' room . rex : yeah , hey , rex balsom . you the guy on the case ? good . yeah , go ahead , deliver that envelope . [ scene_break ] viki : obviously , dean baker went directly to the telephone . a half - hour after i fired him , i was getting calls from outraged board members . jessica : does he really have that much pull with the board ? viki : apparently , he does . they feel that his removal would cause `` destabilization `` within the university . it wo n't . natalie : this must be hard on you . viki : well , it was n't exactly , you know , a whoop - de - doo , fun morning , no . jessica : are you having second thoughts about taking the job ? viki : no . no ! honey , freedom of speech is vital to all of us , never more so than on a college campus . hey , it makes my job that much more important . jessica : well , that 's my mom . viki : mm - hmm . hey . joey : hey , mom . viki : hi , baby . joey : good to see you . viki : you , too . joey : i 'm really sorry , y ' all , i have to run . [ scene_break ] kelly : well , hello . joey : kelly . hey . i heard you were back . kelly : and i heard you were answering to a higher authority . joey : right . well , this just kind of made it official . kelly : yeah . well , a lot 's happened since you and i last saw each other . joey : yeah , a lot . you look great . kelly : you , too . so , are you seeing anyone special ? joey : yeah . yeah , there is someone . i think i might have actually found the right person for me . kelly : well , that 's great . i 'm happy for her . i mean , you even look like you 're in love . you seem happy . joey : well , gets a little better every day . ahem . how about you and kevin ? you guys seem to have it all . kelly : well , you know , `` all `` is a funny word , but we have everything we want . [ scene_break ] kevin : you did n't answer me . i know why . because if you were being honest , then you 'd have to admit that you 're as attracted to me as i am to you . blair : you 're right . i am . i mean , i was . kevin : oh , no , i do n't think so , not `` was . `` blair : kevin , look , i -- i was drawn to you because i missed todd so much , yeah , and , you know , things did n't work out with dr. maciver , and i knew it was safe with you because i knew absolutely nothing was going to happen between us . kevin : look -- blair : kelly was n't there . you were feeling lonely . kevin : look , this thing between us is about you and me . it 's not about other people not being here . blair , we are right for each other . blair : no , kevin , you 're married to my cousin . i do n't want to hurt her . she called me . she told me that she thinks that you 're seeing another woman and she wants me to help her find out who it was . look , do you know how that makes me feel ? kevin : look , all i know is how we feel when we 're together . blair : well , we ca n't have those feelings . now , just do n't call me , do n't come by and see me . just leave me alone , all right ? kevin : look -- kelly : blair ? what 's going on out here ? blair : kelly . i -- i was just telling kevin what i think about his journalistic ethics , and i think that he must be bribing somebody to get the scoops that he gets , you know . kevin : yeah , well , but blair apparently thinks that i 'm getting too close to certain people . kelly : come on , you two . no more fighting , okay ? look , we 're family , the three of us . i want us to be close . come on ; let 's go back inside . come on . [ scene_break ] al : ah ! ow ! marcie : i 'm sorry . i was sewing . al : oh . marcie : mmm . uh - uh . no , no , no . al : what , what ? marcie : it 's a frontie . it opens here . al : oh . okay . oh , man . marcie : what a day . could anything else possibly go wrong ? al : i do n't know . come here . listen , when the time is right , we 'll know . marcie : i hope so . al : the time is n't right . marcie : no . [ computer beeps ] al : just got another e - mail . marcie : oh , wow , i want to see . al , look . [ scene_break ] blair : i do n't know how many shares the old coot bought , but i want you to find out . get on it now . asa : you think you could get your husband here to sit still for a couple of hours ? kelly : oh , it depends . what for ? asa : well , i was thinking of getting somebody to do an oil painting of the two of you . kevin : what ? why ? asa : i do n't know . maybe someday hang it in the governor 's mansion . kevin : well , i guess i could make time for that . [ scene_break ] walker : i 'll put the stock transfer through today . mm - hmm . okay . first `` the sun , `` then everything else . [ scene_break ] dorian : attendes , monsieur ! man : where is it ? dorian : you have searched every inch of my house . obviously , whatever you 're looking for is not here ! man : do n't play dumb with me ! you know what i want -- a diamond . dorian : oh . i have diamond earrings , necklaces , bracelets -- man : i want the badhra , and you 'd better help me find it . otherwise , our mutual acquaintance in paris wo n't play games . dorian : i do n't have it . man : well , you 'd better have it when i come back . otherwise , someone is going to get hurt . [ scene_break ] rex : he 's out of here . jen : who ? rex : oh , who else -- father joe . jen : you know what , this is a real drag . i want to go home . rex : okay , so go . i 've got to interview this bartender when he gets done with his shift , so -- hey , wait . look , i know you do n't believe me , but i do want us to stay married . i 've got this feeling that things are going to work out after all . jen : yeah . i have a feeling things are going to work out , too . [ scene_break ] joey : andrew . what are you doing here ? what happened ? andrew : you tell me , joe . you tell me what happened between you and jen rappaport . joey : well , nothing . i have n't been seeing jen . andrew : but you have , have n't you ? joey : no , no , jen and i -- she 's a married woman . i -- i would n't put her in that position . andrew : so you have never been intimate with her ? joey : of course not . andrew : joe , tell me the truth . joey : i am ! andrew : but you ca n't be . you ca n't be , or how do you explain this ? i have warned you so many , many times , joe . joey : look , andrew , i 'm sorry . andrew : so am i . but i have no choice . you are suspended from your position as curate at st. james . [ next_on ] asa : the first thing we 're going to fire is you and your sorry hide . walker : i had to do something to stop asa 's takeover bid . jen : this is n't joe 's fault . you ca n't take his job away . marcie : want me dead .
vicki 's kids plan a party for her for landing the president 's job at llanview u. asa tries a hostile takeover of the sun . marcie 's brother ron comes to town , to complain about how her peace protesting is causing trouble for the family back home . kevin offers rex money to leave jenn , but he refuses it . a mysterious stranger from dorian 's past arrives from paris to harass her about the diamond . she claims she does n't have it . vicki fires dean baker after he refuses to give al his job back as dj . joey runs into kelly . al & marcie start to get romantic , but too many things go wrong & they agree it 's still not time . she also gets a threatening email . walker talks the stockholders of the sun into selling their shares to him for a better price . after receiving the incriminating photos of joe & jenn , andrew finally suspends joey from the parish .
starr : hey , langston . langston : starr . i was just about ready to give up on you . starr : i told you i 'd be here . langston : did you have any trouble sneaking out ? starr : are you kidding me ? my family has their heads stuck so far up their -- no , i did n't have any trouble . langston : they wo n't miss you ? starr : are you kidding me ? i could be gone for a whole week and my mom would n't even notice . she 's too busy hooking up with dr. truman . and when i left , my aunt dorian was hooking up with clint buchanan . langston : get out . starr : i swear . langston : your aunt dorian and mr. buchanan -- and they were going at it ? starr : yes . it was so nasty . langston : how do you know ? starr : the walls are n't that thick . langston : ew ! [ scene_break ] dorian : i feel -- wonderful . clint : and so do i . dorian : i 'm really glad you decided to come back here tonight . clint : i 've been thinking about it for weeks . but the circumstances -- dorian : yes . you have been through so much . clint : i do n't want to think about what i 've been through . in fact , if i think at all , i want to think about you . [ scene_break ] viki : clint said you 'd gone back to work . kevin : yep . viki : well , i think that 's wonderful . kevin : it 's -- um -- spectacular . viki : do n't make light of it . kevin : ok , i 'm sorry . things are better with me . viki : are things better between you and kelly , too ? [ scene_break ] hugh : kelly ? hey . kelly : hey . hugh : are you all right ? kelly : the moon 's so pretty tonight . what 's it called when it 's almost full like that ? hugh : huh . gibbous . but you did n't call me to ask me about what phase the moon was in , did you ? kelly : i could n't sleep . hugh : that 's what those 10,000 cable channels are for . what 's wrong ? kelly : does that mean it 's getting bigger or smaller ? hugh : you did n't call me about the moon . kelly : i was just curious . hugh : you can talk to me about anything . you know that , do n't you ? you can talk to me about your baby . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm glad you 're here , todd . todd : how can you tell it 's me ? evangeline : how do you think ? todd : oh , my god . evangeline : i know . the operation worked . i can see . [ scene_break ] blair : hmm . yes , i 'd like to have dr. spencer truman paged for an emergency neuro - surgical operation , please . yes , the doctor is on his way in . please page dr. spencer truman . [ scene_break ] adriana : oh , thank god . how could you do it , rex ? how could you do this to me ? langston : please tell me you 're joking . you could hear them going at it ? starr : just knowing what was going on in the other room was enough to scar me for life , not to mention my mom and dr. spencer together . langston : so you do n't think your mom and dad are getting back together ? starr : no , and we 're better off without her . she 's so stupid . she dumped my dad because she thought that he was guilty . and then when she found out he was innocent , she was still with dr . jerk - face . she 's such a loser . does n't she see that he 's the one who set up my dad ? langston : if she 's in love with him , maybe she just does n't want to know the truth . starr : she does n't love him . langston : why does she stick around ? starr : maybe she 's just head over heels in lust . [ scene_break ] spencer : there 's my girl . you are so beautiful , you know that ? i can not take my eyes off you . blair : thank you , doctor . spencer : come over here . come back to bed . blair : what ? i 'm not tired . spencer : well , neither am i . blair : you know , you seem to be in a much better mood now that you got that phone call . spencer : of course i am . i told you it was good news . blair : really ? spencer : my patient -- she is just fine . blair : what was wrong with her ? spencer : oh , it 's boring , blair . i know how easily bored you are . blair : oh , come on , spencer . you could never bore me . i want to know what you do every day , and i want to live through it with you . spencer : you 're an amazing woman , you know that ? blair : thank you . spencer : and i want to live through it with you . in fact , that 's exactly what i 'm going to go , and i 'm going to fill each and every day with surprises and excitement . [ scene_break ] todd : evangeline ? evangeline : todd ? todd : i ca n't believe it . they said that -- they said that you -- when were you going to tell me ? evangeline : i just did tell you . i can see ! todd : oh , god . well , what color is this flower ? evangeline : uh -- pink . todd : oh . you can see , all right . evangeline : i can see ! and i 'm so happy . but i 'm still not happy about what you did -- spending all that money , bringing a doctor without my consent . todd : no , this -- i do n't care what it cost . evangeline : i care what it cost . todd : well , get over it . i 'm just helping out with some medical expenses . evangeline : you spent over $ 100,000 . you 've been way too generous . cristian : yeah , you 're a saint , todd . throwing your money around le that , buying your way on to the board of directors . todd : and that had nothing to do with her . cristian : then it was just the uncontrollable urge to help the people ? todd : no , not the people . just her . [ scene_break ] kelly : i always seem to be spewing out my problems to you . hugh : i like listening to you . and i like being there for you when you need someone . it takes my mind off of my problems . kelly : your problems ? hugh : you think i do n't have problems ? kelly : no , i do n't . you -- you seem very together . what problems could you possibly have ? hugh : well , for one , i -- uh -- i have horrible insomnia . my brain just wo n't turn off at night . i get maybe three hours of sleep on a good night . kelly : that 's not good . but it could be worse . hugh : i 'm not having a problem contest with you , kelly . i just -- my point is that you called me over to talk -- or whatever . i 'm here . and i just -- i hate to have burned a couple of really expensive gallons of gas to just pop by , say hi , and then go home and lie in bed and stare at the ceiling . so i -- but -- you know , i will go . i will go , you 're right . i will go if you want me to . kelly : no , i -- i do n't . i do n't want you to . i 've made a decision . hugh : about what ? kelly : about my pregnancy . [ scene_break ] kevin : are things better with kelly ? um -- that 's a tough one . well , we 've talked -- or at least i 've talked . viki : and ? kevin : i do n't know . i do n't understand women . viki : ok . well , i 'm listening , i 'm a woman , maybe i can help . kevin : um -- i do n't know -- maybe she 's afraid of saying the wrong thing , setting me off . i do n't know . everything that 's happened , i -- yeah , i really do n't want to talk about this . viki : kevin , do n't do this . please , honey . you know , you 've still got all that anger bottled up inside you . you 've got to let it go before it explodes and you hurt someone . let it go , talk to me . kevin : everything that happened -- duke and kelly -- it 's my fault . [ scene_break ] clint : it is strange that after all the roads that we wandered down , how many times our families have fought , that we would end up here -- in bed together , holding on to each other . dorian : yes , it is kind of strange . especially the way our -- our families have been self - destructing around us . clint : yeah . you feel guilty ? dorian : for ? clint : for this . dorian : i never feel guilty for feeling good , and right now i feel great . clint : good . i 'm glad . oh , god . these past couple of months , it 's just been so crazy . it just makes me wonder . dorian : about what ? clint : i wonder if i 'm doing the best i can for my family or whether i even make a difference . dorian : what ? you -- you do absolutely everything for your family . you -- you 're their rock , and asa 's . i mean , you 're head of the family now . clint : yeah . and are n't i doing a bang - up job ? dorian : you are holding everybody together -- jessica , kevin -- clint : kevin . kevin does n't know anything except raw pain right now . he ca n't see anything else . dorian : hmm . well , kevin has always been -- for lack of a better word -- shortsighted . clint : dorian , this has been such a wonderful night . do n't you ruin it with a tirade against my family , ok ? dorian : oh , i would n't dream of it , no . clint : ok . dorian : no . in fact , tonight , this has made me realize that just maybe i 've been a little hasty in my opinions -- especially about one very special buchanan . [ scene_break ] blair : are n't you exhausted ? spencer : blair , no , i ca n't get enough of you . [ pager beeps ] blair : it 's your pager . spencer : yeah . agh -- it 's the hospital . blair : really ? spencer : yeah , yeah , yeah . blair : gosh . spencer : i 've got to check this . yeah , dr. truman here . i got a page for a consult ? well , what doctor ? no , no , no , it 's all right . no , i 'll just -- i 'll just come in . all right , thank you . i got to go . blair : oh , you got to go ? spencer : yeah , i do . blair : oh , right now ? spencer : i 'm on call , you know ? blair : well , i guess that 's just something i 'm going to have to get used to , huh ? spencer : i should n't be long , ok ? blair : ok . spencer : and we 'll just pick it up where we left off , all right ? blair : you do whatever you need to do , and i 'll be right here waiting for you . spencer : ok . [ scene_break ] nurse : excuse me , gentlemen ? i 'll need you to step outside while i check on the patient . cristian : you know , i 'm glad that nurse kicked us out , because there 's something i want to say to you . [ scene_break ] spencer : i am sorry that i have to go . but we will other nights , all right , an entire lifetime of them . blair : well , i look forward to spending the rest of my life with the man that i love . spencer : well , you keep that thought . i love you , too , blair . see you . blair : bye . [ scene_break ] starr : you know what , langston ? i do n't want to talk about my mom anymore . i came here to forget about all that . langston : i 'm cool with that . do you know ricky 's family is moving back to puerto rico ? starr : uh -- yeah . langston : me and ricky , we were , you know , starting to hook up . do you have his email ? starr : um -- i 'll let you know if i talk to him . [ splash ] langston : whoa . did you see that guy jump ? he was really far up . starr : maybe he has a death wish . langston : only if you jump from up here . i 've seen people do it before . starr : so ? langston : so it 's super - high -- you 'd have to be crazy . let 's go down . there 's a rope down there now . you want to go ? starr : not yet . i kind of just want to chill here for a little . langston : chill or stress ? starr : i just want to hang out here for a little while , ok ? langston : ok , see you down there . i 'm next . [ scene_break ] hugh : i know you 've had a difficult time figuring out what you 're going to do with the baby . kelly : yeah . it 's all i can think about . i mean , there 's a time issue . i have to decide what i want to do before my first trimester is up . hugh : adoption is n't such a bad thing . kelly : i knew you were going to say that -- you were adopted . hugh : when i was a kid , i -- i asked my mom -- i went to her and i asked her if the bully next door was adopted , and she said he was n't , and i said , `` i knew it , because nobody would 've picked him to be their child . `` kelly : well , your parents hit the jackpot when they got you . hugh : aw . kelly : but -- um -- adoption really is n't an option for me . hugh : then what ? kelly : i 've always wanted a child . even when i was a little girl , i used to carry this doll around with me everywhere -- where i ate , wherever i slept with her -- her name was lily . hugh : huh . kelly : and even when i was a big - shot reporter , i would 've given it all up if i could be a mom . so i 'm going to have this baby . but i 'm going to have to go away and raise it somewhere on my own . hugh : um -- what about kevin ? kelly : he 'll never know i had his grandchild . [ scene_break ] viki : kevin , not everything in this world is your fault . ok ? you are certainly not responsible for kelly 's choices or her actions . kevin : i do n't think you 'd say that if you knew how i treated her . kelly : kevin , stop it ! kevin : give me the ring . kelly : stop it ! get -- get away from me ! stop it ! oh ! kevin : i ripped every shred of pride and decency from her . you know , i -- i not only forced her away , i threw her away . and the only place she could turn for comfort was my son . [ scene_break ] dorian : i brought you a bourbon on the rocks . i hope that 's all right . clint : bull 's - eye . dorian : huh . clint , you know , you do n't have to put on a good face for me . kevin is n't the only one of your children who 's in pain . they all are . you 're worried about them , and for good reason . oh , please -- i did n't mean that with malice . clint : some days , i do n't know how to help my kids . and like you said , watching them suffer is terrible . and burying duke -- that was unbearable to me . i never even knew such grief existed . he was such a good young man , his whole life in front of him . he was the future of the buchanan family , and now that future is uncertain , and that just makes me so angry with god . and i know i should n't say that , but that 's how i feel because i do n't understand one damn bit of it . dorian : oh , clint -- clint , maybe you 're just not seeing something . maybe you 're not seeing hope for the future . clint : yeah -- jessica 's daughter , yeah . brennan is a blessing that happened right in the middle of our nightmare . but she is not a replacement for duke . kids are individuals , they 're not interchangeable . dorian : of course no one could ever take duke 's place . clint : no . now kevin has lost two sons , and he does n't have another chance , and i do n't know what that 's doing to him -- i do n't know what that 'd do to any man . dorian : oh , but what if duke is n't gone -- i mean , not completely ? and what if it is n't really over for kevin if he could just get past his anger ? clint : what do you mean , it is n't over for kevin ? dorian : oh , clint , i think kelly may be pregnant -- with duke 's baby . [ scene_break ] rex : did you just hit me ? adriana : shut up ! rex : why 'd you do that ? adriana : you know what you did to me . rex : protect you ? adriana : right -- from the stalker ? rex : so you hit me ? adriana : stop it , rex . rex : uh -- i 'm doing my best . i do n't want to get hit again -- or slashed . adriana : i believed in you . i trusted you with my life -- that 's exactly what you thought i 'd do , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] hugh : why do you have to leave llanview to have a baby ? kelly : do you know how this baby will mess up so many people 's lives ? a child is supposed to bring people together , it 's supposed to be something that you celebrate . but to so many people , all this child will be is a painful reminder -- loss , guilt , shame . hugh : no . no , i do n't believe that . this is the future of both your families . this baby will be both cramer and buchanan . kelly : well , whenever kevin looks at it , all he will see is duke , and what we did to him . hugh : maybe he 'll just see a new life , a life that 's all its own . hugh : hey , why do n't we go for a swim ? kelly : oh , i 'm kind of more in a feet - dangling mood , but you go ahead ! hugh : no -- kelly : i 'm sorry ! oh , i got you all wet ! here , let me take your glasses off , so i doubt you can see . hugh : i ought to pull you in . kelly : no , do n't you dare . i said i was sorry . hugh : oh -- kelly : oh - oh - oh , i 'm sorry . hugh : thanks . thanks a lot . kelly : oh , here , let me take that . [ scene_break ] viki : kevin , you have to stop beating yourself up over this . darling , what happened is in the past . you have to let this go . you 've got to look to the future now . kevin : believe me , i 'm trying to do that , ok ? i mean , i forced her away that night instead of -- instead of holding her . because that 's what she needed -- someone to hold her , someone to -- to make her feel safe , someone to love her , and that someone turned out to be my son . viki : and now ? kevin : i do n't know . now i guess i try to move on . and what she did , you know , she -- she did in a moment of weakness , and i know that it was a one - time thing . it was n't an affair , i know that . it 's not like she -- she went out and tried to get pregnant by duke or tried to have his baby . i mean , that -- that would 've just killed me . [ scene_break ] clint : kelly 's pregnant ? are you positive ? dorian : no . clint : then , dorian , why would you say something like that ? dorian : because there is n't such a big difference between `` positive `` and `` pretty damn sure . `` i found a pregnancy test in her purse . clint : did you ask her about it ? dorian : oh , of course i did . and when i pressed her , she refused to talk about it . so there you have it . clint : what -- what does that man ? dorian : well , it translates into `` yes , i am sure that i am pregnant -- and i do n't want to talk about it . `` clint : oh , this is a pond with a lot of ripples . dorian : oh , i know -- i 've counted them . clint : oh . a great - grandchild . god , viki 's going to be so happy . dorian : oh . for crying out loud . viki . [ scene_break ] rex : all i wanted to do is keep you safe . if this is your version of `` thank you , `` i do n't want to see your `` no , thank you . `` adriana : did you ever consider that this is my version of `` i just found out what a lying jerk you are `` ? rex : what are you scared of me ? adriana : it 's over , rex . rex : we were doing great . you had a bad dream . adriana : you were the bad dream , you were the nightmare . my mother was right about you . rex : have you lost your mind ? adriana : i found it . rex : ok , adriana -- adriana : stay away from me ! rex : look -- look , whatever 's upset you , we can work it out . adriana : i ca n't believe i let you touch me , that i let you -- the thought of it makes me sick . rex : this is surreal . adriana : i know it is . i thought i was in love with you . rex : do you think you made a mistake ? adriana : i wo n't ever make that mistake ever again . rex : i -- i do n't know what to say . adriana : then do n't talk . and move away from my phone . rex : or what , you 'll skewer me ? adriana : do n't test me ! now , move ! just stay away from me ! rex : adriana , this is nuts . let 's just sit down and talk about this like normal people . [ scene_break ] clint : what did you just mumble ? dorian : i never mumble . i said `` viki . `` i mean , we just -- i give you earth- shattering news , and -- and what do you do ? the first person you think of is viki ? clint : do n't -- do n't go there . dorian : oh -- i 'm sorry . what am i supposed to do ? clint : stop talking nonsense . we just made love , twice . i have n't felt this good in years . but you know what viki 's family -- what my family has been through and what we 're still going through . dorian : yes , but , still -- clint : now , just let me finish , would you ? now , if kelly has the baby , that might give our family something to hold on to . you know what i mean ? it might even -- maybe it will bring us together . thank you . dorian : for what ? clint : for telling me . dorian : oh . but why are you leaving ? clint : because it would be inappropriate for me to be here in the morning when the kids get up , and i can guarantee you if i stay , i 'm going to go to sleep , and i 'm way too old to be crawling out of windows at the crack of dawn . dorian : yes , that would be awkward . clint : besides , i want to get home and think about this and hope that it 's true , because that baby would be a part of duke that lives on . dorian : but you do have to admit that kevin 's not going to be fond of the situation . clint : i ca n't speak for kevin , and maybe this whole situation is filled with landmines , but viki and i are going to have to find a way to navigate -- navigate around them . you know , tonight , i think , was the beginning of something good . dorian : oh . dorian : i 'm so glad you feel that way . clint : i 'll see you soon -- and i look forward to it . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , come on , god . just let me find the gun , let me find something that ties spencer to the gun . come on . god , i know i have n't been a good girl lately , i know i have n't . i 've been sleeping with spencer and i 've been doing other things , but , come on , if you 're out there and you 're listening , just -- just help me find something -- if you 're listening , god . if not , well , forget it . [ scene_break ] cristian : look , i know you went through hell , and i get it . trying to put spencer truman there , it 's going to eat you up . todd : and you 've never felt anger or the need for revenge ever ? cristian : well , i put that stuff behind me . i 've moved on . todd : have you ? well , maybe you got something better to move on to than i do . cristian : yeah , maybe i do . hey , you 're not going to blow it for me , you got that ? todd : is that a threat ? cristian : whatever your motives were for helping evangeline , for shelling out all that money -- i 'm not going to allow her to feel in debt to you . it 's not going to happen . [ scene_break ] starr : how was it ? langston : cold . girl : we dared him to jump from up here , but he would n't . langston : come on , superstar , jump . boy : then i 'll have to climb all the way back up . starr : it 's not that high . boy : yeah ? why do n't you do it ? girl : she did it . did you see that ? langston : i do n't believe it . she did n't stop to think about it or anything . boy : that was awesome . langston : you go next . boy : hell , no . i 'm not nuts . langston : starr ! starr ! she 's not coming up . she 's not coming up ! something happened ! quick , go down and find her ! i 'll call 911 ! [ scene_break ] dorian : ugh . if it was n't a mistake to tell clint about kelly 's baby , please let this be a good one . ooh -- uh - uh . kelly is going to kill me . [ scene_break ] kelly : i -- hugh : i 'm sorry . kelly : i -- no , i 'm sorry . just hold me . hugh : like friends . kelly : yeah , like friends . i 'm sorry . hugh : oh , we could trade `` sorrys `` all night . i -- i know it , i knew , and it 's not the right time . it 's definitely the right place and it feels like the right time , but it 's not the right time . kelly : thank you . you are a good friend . hugh : yeah , that 's what i 'm here for . kelly : is that all ? hugh : does anyone else know that you 're pregnant ? kelly : hmm -- well , dorian suspects , but i do n't think she knows anything for sure , so it 's just you and me . hugh : that 's good . that 'll give you time to -- to figure out what you want to do . but just do n't make any emotional decisions -- emotional - based decisions , all right ? kelly : it 's all emotional , but i 'll try not to , i promise . hugh : all right , for now , it can be a secret between us . kelly : pinky - swear ? hugh : what ? no , guys do n't pinky - swear . they -- they spit in their hands and then they shake . kelly : oh , i do n't want to spit in my hand . hugh : i do n't want to pinky - swear . kelly : ok , here . compromise . [ scene_break ] kevin : why are you doing this ? viki : darling , i loved duke , and i love you and i do n't want to see you carrying around this guilt that should 've been buried with duke . honey , what if it had been you and kelly in an accident , and duke would 've had to make the same decision that you did ? i do n't know -- what would he have done ? clint : viki , what are you doing here ? viki : well , i came to talk to kevin . clint : well , do n't let me interrupt . viki : it 's all right . i think -- uh -- i think we 're through . what 's wrong ? clint : why do you think something 's wrong ? viki : because i 've known you forever and i can tell . [ scene_break ] rex : stop ! listen to me ! adriana : i -- i do n't want to hear any more of your lies , rex ! [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm going to try to explain this to you one last time . i helped evangeline because she helped me , because she stood by me when no one else would . cristian : like i said , i do n't really care what your motives were . all i 'm saying is evangeline and i -- well , we 're not going to accept that money you paid for the surgery as a gift . we 're going to pay you back , every cent . todd : ok . nurse : i 'm all done if you want to go back in . todd : thanks . evangeline : hey . cristian : and when do i get to take you home with me ? evangeline : soon , i hope . cristian : hmm , it better be . well , you know i got that fight , right , and i want you to be there -- watching through those beautiful eyes . nurse : you are here . todd : what ? nurse : your daughter 's had an accident . todd : where is she ? nurse : e.r . [ scene_break ] spencer : what you got there ? [ next_on ] john : you 're not going anywhere until you cop to what you did . blair : what are you doing here ? todd : i thought you might like to know that your daughter almost drowned and she may have brain damage ! bo : she clocked you with a lamp ? rex : yeah , and then she took off out of here . bo : and you do n't know why ?
blair leaves spencer to head to the bathroom . she looks at a picture of she todd and the kids and then she turns on the shower , stepping into it with her cell phone . she calls the hospital and asks to have dr. spencer truman paged . she returns to spencer and he is all over her . she tells that phone call that he got must have done something good for him . she wants to know about it but he says that it was just over a patient of hers . clint and dorian made love and they lay together glad for this new connection between them . he ca n't stop worrying about kevin . the future of the buchanan 's in his eyes is at risk . dorian thinks that she can put his mind at ease . `` it is possible that kelly is pregnant with duke 's child . `` adriana checks to make sure that rex is breathing . he is . she holds a knife on him when he wakes . `` you were doing it to me the whole time were n't you ? `` she holds the knife on rex and he slowly gets up , trying to convince adriana that she is making a mistake . he lunges at her and gets the knife from her but when he turns his back , she nails him in the head again with some glassware and he is knocked out again . she leaves the cottage and goes running up the beach for her life . rex tries to get up but is unable and falls unconscious again . hugh comes over . kelly tells that she is going to have her baby but she will move away and raise the child in secret . that way kevin need never know that she had his grandchild . she and hugh have a moment and almost kiss . they both agree that this is n't the right time to start something . starr is with her friends and when they tell her to jump into a body of water from a high height , she does it without thinking . todd is outside evangeline 's hospital room when he is called to the er for starr . blair is tearing spencer 's apartment apart to find the gun . she digs through some drawers in the living room and she finds a stack of photographs . she sees one in particular that looks interesting . it is of a man who spencer stands beside , with his arm around the man . `` well , what ' cha doing ? `` spencer asks walking in the apartment slowly behind blair
nigel : i thought i heard barking . david : vickers and vickers here . this is my namesake . nigel : it 's late , mr. vickers . perhaps you could come back in the morning . david : no , no , no , it 's imperative that i see clint and nora right away . we 're working on a very important project . you can just ask them . [ david sneezes ] nigel : gesundheit . then i presume that mr. buchanan and ms. hanen will understand the purpose of your visit . david : oh , yes , nigel . if things work out , d.v . and i will be leaving the past behind . [ scene_break ] [ supremes ' `` love child `` begins ] dallas : [ as renee ] you know you did the right thing , asa . letting emma know that there is no future with you . bo : [ as asa ] well , you were right , renee . you know , the least i could do was be straight with her . renee : now , see there ? people think you have got no heart , but i know different . and i see the other side of asa buchanan . asa : and do you know something ? renee : what ? asa : you always will . rex : [ as bo ] look , emma -- gigi : [ as emma ] spencer , stop that right now . oh . hand over the coins and stay out of trouble , you hear me ? shane : [ as spencer ] but mom , i was going to give all of them to you . emma : the money ! huh . that kid wigs me out , i swear . bo : you 've got a chance to change your life , emma , and spencer 's , but you 've got to find the right man to be with . emma : i 'm tired of talking about me . let 's talk about you . a handsome guy like you must have someone real special in his life . [ `` love child `` continues ] [ scene_break ] brody : that 's an oldie , but a goodie . gigi : so much for walking the walk . brody : gigi -- gigi : a.a. meeting did you a lot of good , huh ? kept you from drinking for what , one whole day ? [ scene_break ] bo : yeah , there 's someone in my life . emma : tell me about her . bo : i finally admitted to myself what she means to me . i may never see her again . [ scene_break ] asa : you know what , renee ? you always see the good in people . renee : you better not be flirting with me , asa buchanan . that fling we had is over . i 'm a different person now . [ scene_break ] dallas : remember our first trip through the chunnel , clint ? london to paris in a mere six hours . clint : nobody told us those trains could get stuck . nora : that must have been very frustrating . dallas : oh , actually , it turned out to be great fun . clint : yeah , fun because drinks were on the house , as i recall . dallas : and we went directly from the gare du nord to the tour d'argent for this fantastic dinner . clint : after a few cocktails , we decided that -- well , we owe it to ourselves . nora : yeah . so , dallas ? dallas : mm ? nora : when do you go back to london ? [ scene_break ] carlo : you two will hereby be punished in a way set forth by the charter . [ crowd cheers ] tina : we know it already . we get it , okay ? carlo : do you have anything you would like to say ? any last words before you die ? either of you ? cain : yeah . help ! [ crowd cheers ] [ scene_break ] talia : antonio is dead ? jonas : as the proverbial door nail . talia : no , my father gave me his word that he would not kill antonio . jonas : your father did n't kill antonio . i did . [ scene_break ] nigel : when last i saw you , mr. vickers , you were investing in your future by marrying alex olanov . david : that did n't work out . nigel : but i assume you are still in touch ? david : well , you know , every now and then when little d.v . here lets out a whiny , screechy bark , i feel like he 's channeling her . but other than that , no , ms. olanov and i have parted ways permanently . nigel : what a shame . david : mm . i do miss her from time to time . she had quite a set of legs on her , but she lied about that divorce settlement , so it was n't meant to be . nigel : unlike dr. lord 's sister , addie , which i assume is just wedded bliss ? david : i 'm not here to be interviewed , nigel . just tell clint and nora that i 'm here . [ scene_break ] dallas : why , nora ? am i overstaying my welcome ? nora : no , no , of course not . oh , no , i was just -- i was -- i -- you know . why -- how did you end up here in llanview ? dallas : well , when i heard this awful news about clint 's son - in - law and the loss of buchanan enterprises , i just wanted to be with him and the whole family during this awfully difficult time . nigel : excuse me . mr. david vickers is here . david : greetings . hold , please . we need to talk . clint : david . nora : dallas , why do n't we give them some privacy ? dallas : oh , of course . excuse me . david : hm . david : the check you gave me , the one that wo n't clear until i divorce addie , it 's still good , right ? clint : now , hold on just a minute here , okay ? may i assume that you and addie -- david : are getting divorced . clint : uh - huh , and that dorian agreed to return b.e . to the buchanans ? [ scene_break ] dallas : well , i hope i can see you see you again , nora . nora : yeah . dallas : lunch , maybe ? nora : uh , oh , well , only if you have the time . dallas : oh , i 'll make time . nora : oh , great . um , you never said when you were , uh , going home . dallas : well , you know , actually , i 've got nothing pressing for me right now in london , so my stay here in llanview , it 's open - ended . nora : [ softly ] fabulous . [ scene_break ] asa : so i hear you 're heading back to nevada soon . renee : in the morning . my work here is done . asa : where you staying ? renee : uh - uh , asa buchanan . do n't you be getting any ideas about coming a - calling tonight . asa : now would i do a thing like that ? renee : surely , you would . but i 'm not going to that well again . there 's no more of a future for you and me than there is with you and emma . spencer : bang , bang , you 're dead . emma : spencer , that 's very rude . he means well . bo : he can be a good kid . he just needs learn how to treat people . emma : a man around , that 's what he needs . maybe renee 's right . i should try again with ned , spencer 's daddy . bo : but do you love him ? emma : it 's not about me , is it ? bo : where is this ned ? emma : vietnam . bo : that 's where i 'm going , too . emma : oh , balsom . bo : why did you call me that ? emma : that 's your name , right ? your nickname 's bo . bo : oh , right . emma : you did n't tell me you got drafted . bo : if i do n't do something , i 'm being inducted next week . emma : that means you 'll be leaving without working things out . with your girl , i mean . bo : i sure hope not . emma : so we 're both going to be without the people we love . bo : i guess . emma : you know what they say . if you ca n't be with the one you love ... [ scene_break ] talia : you killed antonio ? jonas : at your father 's request . talia : no . jonas : yes . yes , i stabbed him just before the ceremony . actually , he had a little , uh , run - in with my knife . so as you and i were exchanging vows , my pet , antonio was bleeding to death on the cell floor . so you see your lover will not be coming to your rescue . talia : please get away from me . jonas : the only prince charming that you will be spending happily ever after with is me . talia : okay , wait , i 'm a cop . i need evidence . if antonio is really dead , i want to see the body . jonas : out of the question . talia : please , jonas . if i 'm going to get past this , i have to see him . let me see him . jonas : you actually want to see his corpse ? talia : yes . to say goodbye . i promise . i promise that if you let me see antonio , i 'll do anything you ask . [ scene_break ] palace guard : what was that ? [ crowd cheers ] tina : wait , i have something to say to them . i 'm sorry . i never meant to hurt you . i never meant to hurt anybody , especially not -- especially not my own daughter . and i would die a thousand times if it would bring me back my sarah . all i can hope is that -- is that you and god will forgive us for what we 've done . carlo : very well . tina : i 'm not finished . i think these good people here deserve to know exactly who i am so they know why -- why i did what i did . so , um , we 'll start at the beginning . carlo : oh , no , no , no . tina : i was raised by my mother , irene mann -- - . carlo : enough ! you are through buying time . let 's get on with it ! guard : the executioner has almost finished preparing the blade , your highness . [ applause ] carlo : let the prisoners contemplate their fate a few moments more . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] you need the right guy . i ca n't tell you how important that is . gigi : [ as emma ] and that 's not you , huh ? bo : i like you more than i can explain . emma : what does that mean ? bo : you need someone who can stick around , who can be there for you and for spencer . one way or another , i 'm leaving . emma : that 's okay , bo . i think i was just looking for a way to tick off your old man . dallas : [ as renee ] well , i 'm beat . i think i 'm just going to head on over across the street to the motel . maybe i 'll see you again sometime , asa . bo : [ as asa ] oh , you can count on it . bo : i 'll going to walk emma and spencer over to the motel . asa : oh , you know what ? renee 's staying there , too , so i think i 'll join you . [ scene_break ] brody : this is n't mine . gigi : yeah , right . brody : i swear . i 'm watching it for someone . gigi : you 're babysitting a beer ? customer : hey , thanks . i did n't want the bartender to take it . gigi : sorry . brody : it 's okay . gigi : i know how serious you are about being the kind of father shane needs . brody : and the kind of man i was when you and i first met . gigi : right . so , uh , i got your message to meet you here , but the thing is i 've already eaten . brody : that 's not why i asked you to come here . gigi : this is n't our date ? brody : no . this is our future . [ scene_break ] moe : [ as jeremiah ] welcome to the `` good day cafe . `` what can i get you ladies ? how about a piece of pie from my pie of peace ? noelle : [ as rosa ] not for me . i want pie that looks like pie . jeremiah : i can dig it . rosa : and i happen to make a mean one . jeremiah : i bet you do . natalie : [ as maria ] just coffee for me . rosa : me , too . jeremiah : coming right up . rosa : we could have had a coffee back at the ranch . maria : i feel you could use a break , you know . working for the buchanans sure does take a lot out of you . rosa : especially when you 're pregnant . maria : okay , i confess . i 'm really here to meet clint . rosa : you 're going to meet him in public ? maria : yeah , well , i had to get him away from the ranch so i could tell him about the baby . rosa : ay , maria , are you sure ? maria : clint and i , we love each other , you know ? and when he finds out about the baby , he 'll make me his wife and we 'll be together forever . jared : [ as clint ] maria . maria : clint . clint : you look beautiful . she 's got a bit of a glow about her , does n't she , rosa ? rosa : mm . maria : well , there 's a reason for that . clint : huh ? [ scene_break ] david : getting b.e . back was part of the deal and i 'm here to collect the check , are n't i ? clint : so dorian was willing to return b.e . in exchange for you divorcing addie ? david : i had to drive a hard bargain , clint . dorian was very anxious to get me out of her sister 's life , so ... the check is good ? $ 10 million ? nora : why do n't we wait and see if the transfer is legal before clint hands you over a penny ? david : that 's great . nora : is it ? david : good one , nora . nora : what 's funny , david ? david : that you think that i think that clint would give me that kind of money merely on my say - so . no , no . got your proof right here . [ scene_break ] guard : we better check that out . second guard : i 'll go . you stay and guard the newlyweds . talia : i want to see antonio . jonas : there is no more antonio . he is a ghostly pale cadaver , the sight of which -- talia : would you shut up ? you are such a creep . jonas : is that any way to speak to your husband ? talia : you 're nothing to me . i hate you . jonas : well , my pet , you 'll just get over it . talia : no , i 'll never get over it . i 'm going to get out of this crazy nightmare . jonas : would you look at this ? here we are having our first marital spat . talia : get out of my way . jonas : oh , would n't you rather kiss and make up ? hmm ? talia : all right , here 's the bottom line . are you listening ? jonas : mm - hmm . talia : you 're a pig and i 'll die before i 'll let you put your hands on me . jonas : well , let 's hope it does n't come to that . [ scene_break ] tina : this is insane . do n't you know who this man is ? he 's a criminal . and if you ever do this to us , you 're going to be next . cain : that was good . listen to her . carlo : listen to a couple of con artists who tried to bleed this country dry ? [ crowd noises ] carlo : remember , i 'm the one who restored the monarch to the throne . [ crowd cheers ] tina : you 're cheering a madman . cain : come on , what are you guys thinking ? i 'll give you a better deal . i promise . [ crowd boos ] cain : all right . [ crowd noises continue ] cain : easy . carlo : your turn . [ crowd cheers ] [ scene_break ] talia : you 're threatening to kill me in less than a hour after we were married ? you 're a real catch , jonas . jonas : i was just trying to persuade you that this rebellious streak of yours will not serve you well in the long run . talia : rebellious streak ? what is that , is that royal talk for me hating your guts ? jonas : why are you making this so difficult ? talia , we have everything now . we have -- we have wealth , we have power . talia : you know what you can do with your power and your wealth ? you can shove them , because i do n't want them . here , take that . take this . i want nothing that you have to offer . i want antonio . here , take it . [ scene_break ] [ crowd cheers ] cain : i guess now is the time to tell you . i love you , tina . tina : i love you , too , cord . cain : cord ? [ scene_break ] natalie : [ as maria ] rosa , can you excuse us for a moment ? i need some time alone with clint . noelle : [ as rosa ] good luck . moe : [ as jeremiah ] that there 's clint buchanan , is n't it ? and your friend ? rosa : she 's a maid just like i am . jeremiah : clint 's daddy just left here and he ai n't going to like that . rosa : how about if you mind your own business ? jeremiah : whoa , whoa , whoa , mellow out . have a flower . there you go . [ scene_break ] maria : oh , clint , if you only knew how much i love you . jared : [ as clint ] then why do you look so sad ? maria : sad ? no , just afraid . maria : of what i must tell you . oh , your father and your brother ! clint : pa , bo . chuck said you were heading down here , so i thought i might catch up with you . bo : [ as asa ] yeah , and i see that maria 's here , too . clint : yeah , well , that 's a bit of a coincidence , huh ? asa : oh , sure is . rex : [ as bo ] looks like pa and i were interrupting something , so if you want to get back to maria -- asa : forget it . he 's not going anywhere near that girl . [ scene_break ] clint : `` i , dorian lord , being of sound mind and body , do hereby relinquish all rights and titles to cramer enterprises and return the company and all its subsidiaries and assets to the family of asa buchanan . signed , dorian cramer lord . `` david : and it 's , uh , notarized right there by a notary and everything , so ... do you think the banks are still open ? clint : david , you are in such a big hurry . why do n't you relax , have yourself a drink , and celebrate the good news ? david : no , no , i 'm on a diet . i do allow myself one glass of champagne a day , but that 's usually my morning mimosa . clint : well , then just wait around for me while i call dorian to congratulate her being reasonable . david : what ? no , do n't -- you do n't want to call dorian . clint : why not ? david : she 's a sore loser . it would n't be much of a fun conversation . clint : all right , then . i 'll shoot her an e - mail . david : e - mail ? no , uh , dorian 's a luddite . she still uses a fountain pen , if you can believe that . nora : you know what i ca n't believe ? i ca n't believe that dorian signed over b.e . back to the buchanan family . david : are you accusing me of lying , nora ? nora : read it and weep . [ scene_break ] jonas : i will not tolerate this behavior from you . talia : do you think i give a damn about what you 'll tolerate ? jonas : we will consummate this marriage . talia : consummate this ! talia : you killed antonio , you son of a bitch . you murderer , do n't touch me . antonio : get your hands off her . talia : antonio ? antonio : now . [ scene_break ] tina : what ? we 're about to be executed and all you care about is what name i called you ? cain : i knew it . all the time i told you i was loving you , you were thinking about cord , were n't you ? tina : no . cain : it 's always been cord , has n't it ? carlo : enough of this nonsense . where is the executioner ? cain : yeah , go ahead . bring him on , i 'm ready . [ crowd cheers ] carlo : go ahead . do your duty . cain : uh , wait a minute . i changed my mind . uh , say something . say something . tina : i do n't know what to say . my daughter sarah is dead because of me . i have no more will to live . cain : speak for yourself , honey . i have a will to live . carlo : shut up , both of you . do it ! cristian : run . there 's a plane waiting for you on the airstrip . [ crowd noises ] tina : but what about sarah ? cristian : go , go . carlo : damn you . cain : no , you go on . i 'll meet you there . i 've got to do something first . go on , i 'll meet you there . go , go , go , go , go . carlo : kill this man . [ scene_break ] antonio : do n't move . hold that on him . how you doing , jonas ? antonio : this is for sarah and cris . jonas : oh ! antonio : this is for talia . jonas : oh ! antonio : and this ? this is for me . antonio : all right . jonas : oh . antonio : now i 'm ready to go . talia : okay . antonio : let 's get out of here . talia : okay . antonio : wait a minute . antonio : all right . make any plans for a future with me . [ scene_break ] brody : i was n't talking about walking into the sunset . i was talking about the immediate future . we both need jobs , right ? gigi : yeah . brody : well , rodi 's is hiring . they need a new bartender and a new waitress . perfect , right ? gigi : perfect ? you working at a bar ? brody : i can handle it . i mean it . and i already talked to the manager . i 'm a returning vet , you 're an experienced waitress . the jobs are ours if we want them . gigi : i have to work around shane . brody : manager said we can work mostly days , when shane 's at school . and we 'll find a babysitter to work when we have to work nights . gigi : i guess . brody : it pays more than minimum wage , the tips are good , and when we 're working late , you 'll have somebody to take you home at night . that 's why i said it 's so perfect . gigi : oh , that 's another reason actually why it 's not so perfect . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] whatever you say , pa. you 're the boss . bo : [ as asa ] well , you got that right . jared : [ as clint ] pa , i swear , i just ran into maria , and we were just making small talk , that 's all . nothing to worry about . natalie : [ as maria ] well , that 's the end of that . noelle : [ as rosa ] let 's get out of here now . if mr. buchanan finds out that you 're pregnant with his son 's child , there 's no telling what he 'll do . asa : i want you to stay away from that girl , clint . she 's no good for you . clint : pa , you 've got nothing to worry about . asa : i need a drink . jeremiah ? you got anything stronger back there than that hippie tea ? rex : um , bo ? bo : yeah , what ? rex : look , i get that everybody here thinks that i 'm you and that you 're asa , which i 'm accepting , by the way , even if it does freak me out a little bit . bo : what 's your point ? rex : the way you just acted towards jared -- clint , and what you said about natalie -- maria . everyone here thinks that you 're asa , but do you think that you are , too ? [ scene_break ] gigi : it 's just a little heavy on the togetherness , brody , do n't you think ? living together , working together . brody : and i might cramp your style ? gigi : what are you talking about ? brody : hard to moon over rex if i 'm always right there in your face . gigi : i do not moon over rex . rex : i know you 're still thinking about that phone call . gigi : why would n't i be ? it was weird . all that talk about vietnam and route 68 , the number 68 . and then i could n't reach him . brody : gigi , i hate to say it . gigi : rex was not drunk or on anything . he sounded completely like himself , except for what he was saying . i think he 's in trouble . brody : if he really needed you , he would call you back . gigi : okay , i guess . brody : not exactly new for him , right ? gigi : what do you mean ? brody : it 's not the first time rex has left you in the dust . [ scene_break ] rex : it 's a simple question . bo : no , none of this is simple . rex : so , you 're saying you do n't know if you think you 're asa ? or is it you just wo n't tell me ? bo : no , i 'll explain everything to you later . natalie : [ as maria ] clint , i really do need to speak with you . it 's important . jared : [ as clint ] well , i 'll see you back at the ranch , then . clint : you heading back ? bo : [ as asa ] no , i 'm going to stick around here for awhile . clint : see you at home . asa : all right . rex : do you mind telling me why you were just so asa - like to the guy who 's supposed to be your son ? bo : maria is carrying clint 's child , his son , right now . rex : she is ? bo : yeah . and in another month , asa is going to pay maria off to leave town . clint still wo n't know that she 's carrying his child . rex : so if you do n't let that happen again -- bo : then clint will never meet viki , there 'll be no natalie . rex : okay , okay . i get it . and if asa never sleeps with emma again -- bo : no david vickers . rex : i ca n't believe he 's your brother . bo : i 'll tell you what , balsom . i 've got a bad feeling about this whole plan . rex : if i do n't do something , i 'm being shipped off to vietnam . bo : yeah , but you 're going to be okay . you know , i do n't give a hoot about david vickers , that 's for sure , but i got a bad feeling . if he never existed , other things could be affected , and not necessarily for the better . [ scene_break ] david : standing suddenly seems very challenging . nora : why , david , you 're as pale as a ghost . clint : trying to defraud me seems to have scared the life out of you . david : no , no . i was just -- not all here today . what is it that i 'm supposed to be reading here ? nora : right here . down at the bottom . it 's a notice , a legal notice of the annulment of the marriage between david vickers and addie cramer . david : oh , well , there you go . i did what you wanted . nora : it 's dated and with a time stamp on it . it 's the exact time that clint was presenting his offer to you . david : so ? nora : so you 'd already signed off on the marriage when clint offered you money to do that . clint : you know something ? i bet if i called dorian right now , she 'd laugh in my face at the idea that she returned the company to me . david : you know , it 's very -- clint : mr. vickers , it was an awfully good try , but you 're not getting anything from me . nigel : your dog has just regurgitated on the carpet . david : i think i might just follow suit . [ scene_break ] talia : you 're really , really bleeding . could you just sit down ? i mean , look at you . are you okay ? antonio : yeah , i 'm fine . thank god for cris . talia : what happened ? antonio : carlo tied sarah to a boat and sent her over the falls . cris went after her . i 'm sorry . only cris made it back . talia : so it 's true ? my father killed sarah ? [ scene_break ] tina : oh , thank god you 're here . antonio : where 's cain ? tina : i have no idea . tina : only cain rogan would run an errand while running for his life . antonio : what about cristian ? tina : he saved our lives . antonio : well , why is n't he with you ? tina : he told us to leave him behind . antonio : he held off carlo ? tina : and all his men . antonio , i 'm sorry , but i do not see how he could possibly survive . cristian : want to bet ? antonio : how 'd you do it ? cristian : i 'll fill you in later . tina : cain ? cain : do n't ask . let 's get the hell out of here . [ scene_break ] clint : nigel , would you be so kind as to show these two creatures out ? nigel : it will be my pleasure , sir . clint : you 're brilliant . absolutely brilliant . finding that notice in the papers is genius . nora : i just knew that dorian would be so giddy to have david out of addie 's life that she 'd post the notice herself . clint : yeah . you know , david vickers always seems to be one step away from the big score . i almost feel sorry for him . nora : not me . so ... how do we get b.e . back ? clint : oh , i 've got several ideas in mind . nora : i 'll just bet you do . clint : but for right now , i 'm just grateful that i did n't have to tell david vickers that he 's a buchanan . [ scene_break ] david : it 's a shame i 'm developing an allergy from my own namesake . nigel : and vice versa , i would imagine . david : i took an allergy pill , nigel . maybe that 's what 's making me feel so lightheaded . nigel : no doubt . david : it must be the medicine . [ scene_break ] rex : do you think our being here is going to change the future ? bo : i 'm not sure what 's going to happen . rex : well , we need to get out of here , and back to 2008 before we really mess things up . bo : what , you 're going to make yourself crazy trying to get that thing to work ? rex : it did once . brody : i did n't mean to turn that into a talk about us . we 're here to get jobs . i 'll tell the manager you 're here . [ phone rings ] gigi : hi , sweetheart . how 's your sleepover going ? why do you want to come home ? just stay over at billy 's , honey . you 'll see your father tomorrow . i promise . okay , baby , i love you . bye . brody : the guy gave us the w-2s . are you in ? gigi : yeah , sure . [ scene_break ] moe [ as jeremiah ] what 's this ? rex : cellphone . jeremiah : what kind of phone ? rex : it 's from 2008 . jeremiah : sure it is . rex : want to know a secret ? we are , too . we 're stuck here and ca n't get back . bo : sounds crazy , does n't it ? jeremiah : it happens . bo : mm . rex : huh ? jeremiah : time travel , i 've read about it . best book is by a professor fina , explains all about the twin paradoxes of time . rex : no kidding . jeremiah : sounds like you two slipped through the portal of parallel universes . if you want to get back from where you 're from , all you got to do is go back to the portal and head in the other direction . bo : do you happen to have a copy of this book ? jeremiah : i just might have it in my van . i 'll check it out . bo : you think he 's back in the kitchen , smoking more than just ham ? bo : yeah , or he might know a way out of here . [ scene_break ] cristian : the government always keeps a plane ready . antonio : i can see why . tina : can we make the pilot take us home ? cristian : we wo n't give him a choice . carlo : looks like your flight is grounded .
david attempts to scam clint and nora since he has nowhere to go . but they do n't fall for it . in mendorra , cristian saves tina and cain from beheading . antonio saves talia from jonas . and they rush to find sarah . bo and rex are still stuck in 1968 and at the bon jour cafe . rex wants to get back to the present . and bo seems to know how they can do that better than rex does . in the present , brody tells gigi he want to find them jobs and for them to commit to each other . but she makes it clear that she loves rex and not brody .
rabbi : nora ? nora : yes . i 'm sorry . rabbi : it 's your turn to express yourself through your vows . nora : um , i do n't really have anything prepared . clint : never stopped you before . nora : clint , the truth is -- the only thing i know is that i love you , and that 's the truth . and you deserve the best . clint : and that 's you . [ nora sighs ] nora : yeah , well , that 's it . that 's all i got . priest : into this holy estate these two couples have come to be joined . if there are any here who have just cause to show why they should not be lawfully we d , speak now or forever hold your peace . destiny : [ whispering ] feels like something bad 's gon na happen . clint : what are we waiting for ? let 's get this show on the road , huh ? [ `` ride of the valkyries `` plays ] todd : oops . ha ha ! i think that 's my phone . [ scene_break ] shane : mom , i 'm home . oh . hey . where 's mom ? rex : she went to viki 's wedding . how was brian 's ? did you have fun ? shane : sure . so what are you doing here ? rex : where else would i be ? shane : i do n't know . with aunt stacy ? [ scene_break ] stacy : what 's this ? gigi : that 's almost $ 300 . stacy : `` almost $ 300 `` ? what do you expect me to do with this ? this wo n't even cover a month 's groceries , let alone rent an apartment . gigi : maybe not . but it 's enough to make that pregnancy go away . stacy : okay . what do you want me to do ? disappear ? then what ? become a pathetic single mom like you did with shane ? you really expect me to do that ? gigi : far from it . stacy : okay . what ? what do you want me to do with this ? [ scene_break ] rex : why would i be with aunt stacy ? shane : because you and mom are fighting again . rex : it sucks , does n't it ? sometimes people fight . but it does not mean that we do n't love each other . and it definitely does n't mean that i 'm going to be getting back together with stacy . you can count on that . shane : you promise ? rex : i swear . shane : so you kicked aunt stacy to the curb ? rex : i would n't say that . shane : but she 's out of our lives for good , right ? that 's awesome . [ scene_break ] stacy : well , what do you want me to do with this ? gigi : i need you to end this pregnancy . stacy : end it ? are you telling me to get an abortion ? [ scene_break ] [ `` ride of the valkyries `` plays ] clint : whose bright idea was it to invite him ? todd : sorry . sorry . natalie : does he have to ruin everything ? téa : do not answer that . todd : yeah ? i 'm in the middle of something . is this an emergency ? no , that 's not an emergency . that 's not an emergency ! sorry . let me , uh -- how do you -- oh , okay . it 's on vibrate . natalie : why bother turning it off ? todd : what ? téa : nice ring tone . who was that ? todd : nobody . yeah , go ahead , there , your holiness . get on with it . let 's go . destiny : that guy needs a smackdown . matthew : yeah , tell me about it . priest : let 's see . where were we ? um , does anyone here have a reason why these two couples should not be married ? clint : i believe we 've already covered that . right ? nora : yeah . let 's get the show on the road . priest : well , since there are no objections -- dorian : wait ! blair : shh . dorian : hold everything . blair : shh . dorian : i have something to say . blair : dorian , please do n't . do n't say anything . just -- excuse me . téa , move over . téa : no . ouch ! blair : do n't you hang up on me ever again . you got it ? téa : you 're taking calls from blair at your sister 's wedding ? blair : all you had to do , todd— shaun : let 's find you a seat , dr. lord . dorian : no . i 'm just fine . thank you , bro . viki : dorian , will you just sit down ? clint : i know i did n't invite her . blair : i did . she 's my guest . dorian , come on . dorian , come on . there 's -- dorian : i prefer to remain standing . natalie : can -- can you just maybe not cause trouble for one day in your life ? maybe just this once ? dorian : au contraire , natalie . i 'm not here to cause trouble . clint : then why are you here ? dorian : i am here to stop four people from making the biggest mistakes of their entire lives . [ scene_break ] stacy : you ca n't be serious . you 're asking me to have an abortion ? gigi : i think it 's the right thing to do -- at least , in this situation . stacy : and how is this situation any of your business ? gigi : how is this situation not any of my business ? for one , you 're my sister . stacy : like that means anything with you . gigi : it does , actually . i 've been really upset with you . stacy : you ca n't stand me ! gigi : but i still want what 's best for you ! stacy : what about my baby ? gigi : how are you gon na take care of it , stacy ? what kind of life is this baby gon na have if you go through with this pregnancy ? stacy : a great one . gigi : really ? so what are you gon na do ? you gon na start stripping again ? because you have no money , no job , no one to support you . stacy : like when you had shane ? because mom and dad kicked you out . you were homeless . you could n't take care of a child . do you wish you had aborted him , too ? gigi : it was different for me . stacy : no , it was n't . gigi : my baby was conceived out of love . stacy : so was my baby . i do n't care what rex says . i do n't care what you think . i was there . and in that moment when we made love , he did love me . and this baby will be loved . not just by me , but rex will love this child , too . [ scene_break ] shane : so when 's aunt stacy going back to vegas ? i mean , she does n't want to stay here , right ? rex : listen , buddy , i think your aunt stacy 's gon na stick around for a while . shane : why ? everybody hates her . rex : i know . shane : so where 's she gon na stay ? i mean , she ca n't stay at your place anymore . rex : well -- shane : no way . you did n't kick her out ? rex : no , i did n't . shane : why not ? rex : it 's complicated . shane : you and mom always say that . rex : it 's true . shane : i do n't care . i 'm not stupid . i understand stuff , even complicated stuff . rex : shane , i know that . okay ? you are super smart . sometimes it 's not about that . shane : then what 's it about ? rex : your mom and i do n't like to tell you things that might hurt you . shane : you told me i had leukemia . i handled that , did n't i ? dad , you said you wanted things to go back to normal . you said you wanted us to be a family again . i 'm sick of you and mom keeping secrets . rex : okay . you got it . shane : you 'll tell me ? rex : as soon as your mom gets home , we will give you the whole story . shane : why do we have to wait for mom ? so she can talk me out of wanting to know ? rex : shane -- shane : never mind . i 'll just go ask aunt stacy myself . rex : wait , wait , wait . no . you should hear this from me . how do i say it ? shane : just say it . rex : the reason your aunt stacy is gon na stick around is because she 's pregnant . shane : so stacy 's pregnant ? since when ? rex : your mom and i just found out . shane : that 's great . rex : it is ? shane : yeah . she 'll go off , get married , and leave us alone . rex : i do n't think that 's gon na happen , buddy . shane : why not ? she wants the baby to have a father , does n't she ? rex : yeah , she does . shane : so he can take care of her . unless he hates her , too . he does , does n't he ? rex : but that 's what 's complicated . shane : i would n't want to be around either . she 's probably gon na have some weird , ugly demon child that , like , steals people 's blood . rex : you know , babies ca n't choose their parents . shane : i know . but i still do n't want to see it . why ca n't she just go away and leave us alone ? rex : she does n't have a lot of money . shane : well , why do n't you pay her to leave ? you can sell the apartment . i mean , you do n't need it anymore . rex : i ca n't do that . shane : but why not ? rex : because it 's my baby , too . [ scene_break ] stacy : rex is gon na love this baby , gigi , probably more than he loves shane . gigi : that 's not possible . stacy : he did n't even know shane until he was older . he 's gon na watch this baby being born . there 's nothing that can compare to that . gigi : except actually being in love with the mother . stacy : oh , tell yourself whatever you want . i 'm willing to bet you never thought he would even let me stay here . and hello ! guess who 's staying here . rex was hell - bent on throwing me out , but , boy , did he change his mind when i brought up that baby . wait till he starts going to checkups and to birthing classes with me . free room and board will just be the beginning . gigi : rex is not going to birthing classes with you . stacy : he will go everywhere with me because he wants to take care of his baby . and when i go into labor , rex will drop everything . he 'll be right by my side . and when he holds our baby for the first time , he will see me with new eyes . i wo n't be that evil bitch . i 'll be the woman who gave him a beautiful , healthy baby . not that wheezing brat that you have . [ scene_break ] shane : aunt stacy 's baby is yours ? that means that you did it with her . rex : do you remember how weird things were before when stacy told us all those lies ? well , i believed all that stuff -- that she was a good person and that she was helping us . she made me think that we were friends , and then -- shane : friends do n't do it with each other . rex : no . you 're right . they do n't . i messed up . if i could change things , i would . but this is how they are , and it would n't be right for me to send her away . shane : because she 's having your baby . but that does n't mean that you have to be the father , unless you want to . [ scene_break ] gigi : do n't you dare talk about my kid like that ! stacy : yeah , you 're right . maybe i should n't have . he is gon na be my baby 's big brother . gigi : what the hell is wrong with you ? ! stacy : well , other than just a little morning sickness , not a thing . which reminds me , i need to have rex pick me up some ginger ale . he probably wo n't let me carry those grocery bags much longer . gigi : oh , my god . oh , my god . you have lied and scammed so much , you ca n't tell what 's real anymore . stacy : well , this baby 's pretty real . gigi : stacy , what do you think ? that this pregnancy is gon na somehow erase all the horrible things you 've done to me and rex , not to mention shane ? my god , he 's just a kid ! the best kid . he 's been through so much . he had leukemia , stacy , but you did n't care . not as long as you could use him to steal rex from me . stacy : well , if that 's the way you feel about it . gigi : no , that 's how it is ! that 's how you think ! you always put yourself first , but you ca n't do that when you have a kid . stacy : who says i will ? gigi : this is n't your high school fantasy anymore . you need to snap out of it . this is real life . do you have any clue how that works ? your actions have consequences , and not just for you , but for an innocent child . is that what you want ? do you really want to bring a baby into this world and make it pay for your mistakes for the rest of its life ? stacy : i do n't know . why do n't we ask rex ? i 'm sure he 'd love to hear your brilliant idea . [ scene_break ] priest : you 've stepped forward . do you have a reason why these two couples should not be married ? natalie : dorian , why do n't you just go somewhere where you can sober up ? jessica : that 's an excellent idea . dorian : judgment ? from you two ? ha ! i have merely had a cosmo or two or three . clint : dorian , you 're drunk . nobody wants to hear it . blair : dorian ? dorian ? hey , take -- take a hint . sit down . let these people get married . dorian : first things first . viki : oh , for heaven 's sake . charlie : well , is n't there something else we can do ? viki : no . she 's not gon na shut up until she 's had her say . okay , dorian , i 'll tell you what . you say what you came to say , but know this . nothing , nothing you can do is gon na stop us from getting married . dorian : ah . time is very precious . so why would i waste it pointing out the obvious that 's known to everybody here in this church , which is that viki belongs with clint . and that nora is deluding herself , because the only man who will ever float her boat is her beloved bo . but will i say that ? oh , no , no , no ! no . i am here to propose a toast , and that 's exactly what i 'm going to do . [ scene_break ] gigi : stacy , put the phone down . this is between you and me . stacy : the hell it is . you 're asking me to abort rex 's child . if it were up to you , you would n't tell him for 10 years . gigi : you think i 'm controlling him ? you 're the one using this pregnancy to trap rex , to get him to love you . but you know what ? he is never going to love you the way you want to be loved . and if you have this baby just to use it as a weapon , it 'll backfire , stacy . you 'll just end up making yourself and the child miserable . is that what you want ? stacy : oh , you do n't give a damn about what i want . you never have . and now you 're worried that i 'm gon na hurt myself or my baby ? you 're just worried that rex is gon na hurt you , that he 's gon na leave you and shane for the two of us . gigi : that will never happen . stacy : oh . you know what ? you ca n't fool me . you 're scared , and you should be . because every time you see rex , you 'll picture him making love to me . and you can try and shake it off , but you wo n't be able to . and the due date will get closer and closer , and rex and i will be so busy trying to get ready for this baby . but , of course , you never got to do that with rex , did you ? you never went shopping for a crib or a mobile or a nightlight . he never put his hand on your stomach to feel the baby kick . gigi : rex does n't want you anywhere near him . stacy : that 's when you 'll start to resent him . and you know what ? you should . because he gave me a child . he linked himself to me forever . which is when you 'll start being a bitch that tries to keep him away from me , but all you 're gon na end up doing is pushing him further into my arms for good . but , you know , what do i know , right ? i do n't know anything about real life . take your abortion money and get the hell out of my house ! [ scene_break ] shane : so what are you gon na do , dad ? are you gon na be a dad to aunt stacy 's baby ? rex : i do n't know . it 's tough . shane : how can she even be allowed to have a kid ? she 's , like , the meanest person ever . rex : sometimes having a baby changes people . shane : not her . all she cares about is herself . rex : people thought that about me when your mom was pregnant with you . shane : well , that was different . you did n't know about me . rex : you grew up without a dad . but you wanted one , right ? well , this baby will , too . shane : do you know for sure that you 're the dad ? rex : no , i do n't . shane : well , ca n't you take some sort of test or something ? rex : not for a while . shane : so now aunt stacy just gets to go around like she did nothing wrong ? she 's gon na rub it in mom 's face . what if she takes you away again ? rex : hey , that wo n't happen , buddy . shane : you say that now . what if you get all mushy around the baby ? what if aunt stacy needs help ? you 're a good guy , dad . you 'd help her . then aunt stacy and the baby will be your family . what happens to mom and me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : yes , i want to propose a toast . to charlie and viki . to clint and nora . may you cherish this day for the rest of your life and prove all the naysayers wrong . excuse me , guys . thank you . oh , i 'm done . that 's good . téa : sure . jared : well , at least that 's over . rabbi : shall we continue ? or may we skip to the good part ? clint : sounds like a great idea to me . nora : works for me . charlie : yeah , let 's do it . priest : all right . please join hands . viki : i , victoria , take you , charlie , to be my lawful husband , secure in the knowledge ... charlie : that you will be my constant friend , my faithful partner , and my ... nora : one true love . on this special day in the presence of god and family and friends , i pledge to love you ... clint : without reservation , in sickness and in health , in joy and in sorrow . viki : to comfort you in times of distress , to encourage you ... charlie : to reach your highest heights . to laugh with you , cry with you ... nora : and grow with you in mind and spirit . to always be open and honest ... clint : with you , and to cherish you so long as we both shall live . rabbi : you are blessed , lord , who makes the bridegroom and the bride happy . priest : and may we have the rings ? rabbi : you who wear this ring wear it as a symbol of the wholeness of your commitment . priest : and of your sacred love for one another as your lives are now bound in each other 's keep . and so in the presence of these witnesses and by the authority vested in me according to the laws of the commonwealth of pennsylvania , i -- uh , we now pronounce you husband and wife . rabbi : and husband and wife . [ glass breaks ] [ cheers ] rabbi : so you think they 're ready for the kiss ? priest : i think they 're ready for the kiss . priest and rabbi : you may kiss the brides . [ `` wedding march `` plays ] dorian : hey , honey , just give me a hand for -- todd : she ca n't . come on . blair : hey , i 'm fine . todd : no , you 're not . you 're bombed . i 'm gon na drive you home . blair : you think ? you 're not taking me anywhere . todd : i 'm not gon na let you drive , blair . blair : you do n't have to because i have a car , a driver . i 'm fine . okay ? todd : because you 're gon na hurt yourself and someone else . blair : no , i 'm not gon na hurt myself . but i did n't know you still care about me , todd . todd : all right , is that a yes , i 'm gon na drive you , or what ? blair : okay . you can -- you can take me home , but just to go to sleep . nothing else because i 'm just way too tired . okay ? téa : so much for our date . have fun holding blair 's hair out of the toilet . see you at the reception . todd : what the hell is the matter with you ? blair : come on , it was a joke . it was a joke ! oh , come on . now , can i help it if téa 's sensitive ? [ scene_break ] bandleader : ladies and gentlemen , may i present the newlyweds and stars of this evening 's event , charlie and viki banks and clint and nora buchanan . [ cheers ] matthew : congratulations , mom . nora : thank you , sweetheart . rachel : are you okay ? nora : i 'm great . bandleader : may we ask everyone to clear the dance floor ? let 's have the newlyweds step forward for their first dance as husband and wife . [ music plays ] clint : i have to admit that i got a little scared when dorian crashed the ceremony . nora : oh , god . let 's not talk about her . as far as i 'm concerned , we had the perfect wedding . clint : agreed , so long as i ended up married to you . singer : how many times have i thought to myself `` i love you `` ? jared : are you sorry that we did n't get to do all this stuff at our wedding ? natalie : what , the first dance ? the massive cake and the big ice sculpture like a swan ? a little . but i have you , and that 's all i need . bandleader : honored guests , please join our newlyweds on the dance floor . singer : ... in the power of your love natalie : did you see what happened to jessica ? [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , babe . mom got married today . dad did , too . but not to one another . but you probably already know that . you were probably watching over us the whole time . [ twig snaps ] jessica : nash ? nash ? talk to me , please . [ scene_break ] rex : shane , i 'm not going anywhere . i am your dad , and i always will be . i love you . shane : i love you , too , dad . rex : we are a team -- me , you , and your mom -- and nothing can take that away . no matter what happens with stacy and the baby , i 'm always going to be there for you and your mom . i promise . gigi : what 's going on ? what happened ? shane : i know , mom . i 'm gon na be a big brother . [ scene_break ] stacy : that bitch . where the hell does she get off coming into my place and telling me what to do ? telling me to kill my baby ? she has no right ! she 's trying to get me to ruin my life so she can steal everything away from me again . but you know what ? she 's not . she 's not getting rex back . ow . ow ! stacy : stacy , it 's gon na be okay . it 's no big deal . everything 's gon na be fine . see ? it 's already starting to go away . ow ! oh , god ! oh , god . ugh ! stacy : please help me ! please help ! [ sobs ] [ scene_break ] gigi : shane , honey , please go upstairs . shane : but , mom -- gigi : we 'll call you when we 're ready to talk . okay , baby ? shane : fine . gigi : you told him ? rex : i wanted to wait for you . gigi : why did n't you ? rex : i tried . but he was asking all sorts of questions and i could n't just not answer them . and then he said he was gon na go ask stacy . i figured he should at least hear it from me . gigi : so how 'd it go ? rex : terrible . gigi : sorry . wish i could 've been here . rex : it 's not your fault . you wanted to go to viki 's wedding . what , it 's over ? gigi : i did n't go to the wedding . i went to see stacy instead . rex : why ? [ scene_break ] bandleader : okay , folks , let 's find an in - law and change partners . [ music plays ] clint : no , not you . bo : well , it 's official now . we 're -- we 're in - laws . nora : oh . right . bo : so may we have this dance ? [ scene_break ] todd : téa ? téa ? do n't walk away from me . i was just trying to make sure blair was okay . téa : yeah . like the last time she got sloshed ? and the two of you ended up in bed together ? todd : yeah . did we have sex that time ? téa : oh -- todd : no , we did n't have -- no , we did n't have sex . téa : you sure know how to charm a girl . todd : delgado , i just -- i needed to make sure she did n't drive . that 's all . téa : are n't you the hero . todd : i 'm trying to do the right thing for once . téa : you know i actually believe you ? but blair -- she is working you . she ca n't help herself . she 'll continue to stop and kick her feet until she gets your attention . todd : she already has my attention . she 's the mother of my children . téa : that has nothing to do with this . todd , she wants you , okay , and she 's gearing up for a competition . todd : against you ? she does n't stand a chance . téa : but you 're gon na enjoy watching it , are n't you ? todd : maybe . why are we talking about this ? are n't we supposed to be having a good time ? that 's what these things are about , right ? let 's dance . téa : ho ho ho ! todd : come on , let 's dance . téa : you want to dance ? seriously ? todd : yeah , baby . well , actually , no , i do n't . but for you , why not ? singer : love is a circle [ scene_break ] blair : you know what todd is ? he is a complete fool . and i know , i know . i 've heard you tell me a million times that . i mean , he is , and he is disgusting . he is a grown man . he has three children . my god , he 's chasing téa delgado around like -- i do n't know -- like a teenager in heat . oh . oh , poor viki . she just wanted to have a civilized wedding right here . and her brother has to show up with that thing on his arm . i just -- somebody needs to knock him in the head ! knock some sense into him . he does . i mean , she 's téa . oh , my god , téa . i mean , todd -- he can do so much better than her . i mean , you know , somebody just gon na have to get up in his face and -- and show him . that 's -- you know , i 'm not saying this has to be me . i mean , i 'm just saying , you know -- i mean , that 's what i 'm saying . dorian ? [ scene_break ] jessica : say something . please . brody : jessica ? there you are . jessica : you were looking for me ? brody : you okay ? jessica : i 'm fine . brody : everybody 's at the reception . we should probably head over there . jessica ? jessica : uh , yeah . you 're right . we should go . brody : wait . did you see something again ? did you see nash ? jessica : it 's all right . i did n't -- i did n't see anything . brody : you sure ? you seem a little shaky . jessica : no , i -- i 'm fine . i just -- i just wanted to leave some flowers for nash . brody : i -- i did n't mean to rush you out . i -- you want some more time ? jessica : if that 's okay ? brody : yeah , yeah , yeah . take all the time you need . i 'll -- i 'll pull the car around . so whenever you 're ready . jessica : thanks . i 'll only be a minute . okay ? jessica : nash ? i know you 're trying to tell me something . please help me understand . [ scene_break ] [ ring ] gigi : is that her again ? rex : stop calling me ! okay . no more interruptions . why 'd you go see stacy ? gigi : when i left here , i was upset . rex : does n't seeing her make things worse ? gigi : i had to do something . so i went to an atm and i took this money out . rex : okay . gigi : then i went to the loft . i do n't know . i just started saying it . it just came out . rex : what ? gigi , what 'd you say to stacy ? gigi : i told stacy that i thought she should get an abortion . [ scene_break ] e.m.t . : hello ? second e.m.t . : someone called 911 ? stacy : rex , please answer . [ knock ] e.m.t . : someone there ? stacy : i 'm here . e.m.t . : ma'am , what happened ? stacy : no ! i need to call rex ! i need to call him ! e.m.t . : can you tell us how you ended up on the floor ? did you -- did you fall ? second e.m.t . : from a scale of one to 10 , how severe is your pain ? stacy : 10 . e.m.t . : i 'm gon na call med central . second e.m.t . : you do that . i 'll get her vitals . stacy : my baby ! save my baby ! [ scene_break ] bo : well , congratulations , mrs. buchanan . nora : oh , thank you . wow , that sounds odd . bo : what does ? nora : um , `` mrs. buchanan . `` i 'd never think i 'd have that name again . bo : ever ? nora : well , certainly not , you know , at the chapel . and i was n't sure i was ever gon na -- because dorian and blair -- you know , they come in and they almost ruined everything . bandleader : all right , folks , it 's time for the brides to throw their bouquets . bo : well , i guess that 's your cue , huh ? nora : i guess it is . thank you . bo : my pleasure . [ scene_break ] jessica : mom . viki : ah . there you are . charlie : oh . jessica : hey , i 'm so sorry i 'm late . viki : no , darling , you are absolutely on time . we are about to toss these , so you better get over there and get in line . get ready to catch . [ scene_break ] rachel : mom ? nora : ah . hi . hey , are n't you supposed to be over there ? rachel : i just -- i want to congratulate you . i 'm glad you figured everything out . i just want you to be happy . nora : i am , sweetie . i 'm very happy . i -- i love clint . rachel : aw . [ scene_break ] bo : well , lindsay , it never happened . neither one of us could stop the wedding because we were n't meant to be . [ scene_break ] todd : let 's go . let 's go . get in there . téa : will you stop it ? todd : no . let 's get some action . i 'll do it with you . natalie : come on , jessie ! viki : okay . everybody ready ? rachel : yes . téa ah ! todd : oh . viki : okay . you 're up . nora : okay . all right . hey , rachel , go long . [ laughter ] nora : ready ? yeah . blair : yeah ! ha ha !
dorian and blair both decide to crash the wedding drunk . dorian attempt to cause a scene but realizes she can not stop the wedding . todd reveals that he 's concerned about blair getting home alright in her condition . tea is not ok with that . the wedding is complete . and both brides toss their bouquets . tea catches the bouquet that viki tosses . and blair catches nora 's . jessica goes to nash 's gravesite , seem to know that he 's there somewhere . and somebody still appears to be watching her . gigi goes to urge stacy to take some money and have an abortion . but stacy tells her sister she refuses . she can give rex the one chance to be a father that he never had with gigi for the first 10 years of shane 's life . and she tells her that rex will `` come around `` during her pregnancy . rex admits to shane that stacy is pregnant with his child . shane is worried that that could mean his father will abandon him and his mom for stacy and her baby . right when stacy is alone , she has a medical emergency , calls rex and he refuses to answer his phone . a medical team find her and it looks like she might be hurt or ready to lose her baby .
[ previously_on ] rex : look , i know you do n't believe me , but i do want us to stay married . andrew : then i have no choice . you are suspended from your position as curate at st. james . blair : you 're trying to buy shares of my paper so you can take it over , are n't you , hmm ? walker : asa buchanan 's made his offer for your shares , and i 'm upping it 15 % . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : help ! help ! oh , dear god ! i ca n't die in here ! oh , god ! max : no , not even close . gabrielle : max . max : nasty dreams ? gabrielle : i just wish they were dreams . but they 're all just real memories . max : well , you 're back here now . you are not locked in a drawer in some abandoned morgue . gabrielle : there or here , i still ca n't breathe . max : well , seems to me that the worst is over . gabrielle : please , please do n't -- do n't tease me . oh , i 'm just -- i 'm just not in really good shape right now . i wish i 'd never seen or heard his name . max : troy ? well , kind of hard to put all those worms back in the can now . gabrielle : yeah . troy was my second - worst mistake . my first was not telling bo about him in the first place . [ scene_break ] al : the threat that she got at ultra violet last night was way more ugly than this . bo : i 'm going to have our technical guys check into this . emails can be traced sometimes . [ scene_break ] viki : i mean , i ca n't believe this is all over a peace symbol . i asked dean baker to resign because i felt he was aggravating things and , by taking him out of the equation , i thought things would calm down , but apparently not . i just hope i have n't made things more difficult for you now . marcie : no , you know what , i just think it 's a sick joke . you know , i ca n't believe because i 'm advocating peace that somebody would actually want me dead . [ scene_break ] jen : i got a message to meet you here ? what 's going on ? no , this is n't what it looks -- andrew : what it looks like . so i 've been told . nonetheless , i 've relieved joe of his duties at st. james . jen : i know who did this . [ scene_break ] kevin : i 've got a proposition for you . rex : ok , look , i 've already told you , i 'm not giving jen a divorce just so that your kid brother does n't come out looking like a total hypocrite -- which he is -- and i do n't care how much money you 're offering . kevin : well , what if i offer something better than money ? rex : there 's no such thing . kevin : you 'll learn otherwise . would n't controlling interest in the nightclub you love so much be worth giving up the woman , the wife that you love so little ? [ scene_break ] blair : would you stop obsessing ? i can almost guarantee you that kevin is not having an affair with rex balsom . kelly : oh , i forgot how funny you think you are . blair : so what are you obsessing about ? kelly : i was just thinking . blair : about ? kelly : well , looking at kevin from a distance , it 's almost like looking at a stranger . blair : kelly , you 've been married to the man for almost two years now . if you think that your husband is a stranger , then maybe you should , like , reassess your marriage . kelly : no , it 's just that there 's so many sides to him that i do n't even know . you know what he 's like ? he 's like a chameleon . he changes whenever the light changes . it 's weird . blair : yeah , so how was it seeing joey ? kelly : even weirder . blair : speaking of weird -- oh , asa 's beginning to really tick me off . you know he 's trying to buy stocks of the sun so he can take it over ? i 'm going to call my lawyer . asa : i want that newspaper . bid as high as you have to . just get it done . [ scene_break ] starr : dorian ! dorian ! dorian : what , starr ? starr : do you want to watch me and river swim ? dorian : well , of course . what 's a spectator sport without spectators . river : the sound of one hand clapping . [ starr screams ] [ phone rings ] dorian : excuse me . hello ? -h - huh . no , no , russell , i do not want to hear bad news . that 's what i pay a broker for . we what ? we -- we lost the sun ? what -- oh ! damn that asa . walker : asa buchanan did n't buy the sun . i did . [ scene_break ] nora : hi . what 's going on ? bo : what are you doing out of bed ? nora : i can heal just as well at my desk as i can in the hospital . viki : nora , my god , i heard what happened . that must have been terrifying . is there anything i can do for you , anything you need ? nora : oh , you 're sweet . i 'm fine , really . i 'm just putting one foot in front of the other . viki : that 's the best way . nora : yeah . who -- did you -- did you print this out yourself ? marcie : yeah , why , was that wrong ? nora : no , no , no , just , you know , i thought maybe it would give us some leads or anything . is there a return address ? al : no , an anonymous f.t.p . nora : typical . what about -- bo : nora , could i see you in my office for a second ? nora : sure . excuse me . viki : sure . nora : good to see you . viki : you , too . now i mean it , ok -- the university will take whatever steps are necessary to keep you safe on campus . marcie : thank you . i really appreciate it . viki : well , i 'm going to keep in touch with you and the commissioner about this , all right ? marcie : ok . thank you . viki : bye - bye . marcie : you know what , the students and the faculty have been so supportive that i think we should forward this thing so that they can see what they 're up against . al : not a good idea , marcie . bo : are you nuts , coming into work today ? and also , you know what , you 're kind of stepping on my job out there a little bit . nora : what am i stepping on ? bo : see , my job is to investigate crimes . your job is to prosecute perps after we bust them . nora : i 'm really , really sorry . you 're right . i 'm sorry . bo : and you just admitted you 're wrong . you see that ? see , i knew you were coming back to work much too soon . nora : that as it may , i 'm not leaving . bo , i do n't like feeling powerless , ok ? i do n't know how else to do this . bo : well , i ca n't argue with that . nora : thank you . bo : but , you know , you 're still in the doghouse . nora : uh - huh . i know . i take full responsibility for involving gabrielle in that incident . bo : well , it 'll take a while to get past it , but -- what were you thinking in the first place , though ? i mean , involve gabrielle when she has absolutely no connection to troy at all ? [ scene_break ] gabrielle : i 'm going to go to bo and i 'm going to tell him everything . max : whoa ! whoa . no . a bad idea . really , really . no , see , rule number one -- if you 're thinking about cheating , talk about it . if you 've already cheated , shut up and move on . gabrielle : as i remember it , that was your rule , not mine . max : ok . we 'll go see bo . he 'll understand , he 'll forgive you , and he 'll send you right back home to bed . [ scene_break ] jen : this is n't joe 's fault . you ca n't take his job away . andrew : are the photos a fake ? then you give me no choice . jen : but rex just did this out of spite . andrew : it does n't matter who did it , why they did it . the point is you did what you did where you did it , and those actions have consequences . this has to stop . this . skulking around with a woman that you we originally appointed by the court to supervise , then the false accusation , then the lying , and now this . this -- this is adultery . joey : look , i understand , andrew . i never meant for it -- andrew : do n't . do n't ! you say you love each other , you want to be together , you want joe to resume his position in the church . then you do the right thing . you get a divorce immediately . you , until then , stay away from her . you exercise a little bit of discipline . jen : i 'm going to take care of this . joey : what do you mean ? jen : i 'm going to go see that spying maniac that i married . andrew : jen , that is not what i 'm talking about . joey : i 'll go with you . andrew : no . you do that and you are making one serious mistake . jen : no , i 'm going to fix this . i will . andrew : hey . hey . are you even listening ? [ scene_break ] rex : that 's cute . that 's funny . you 're just going to get me ultra violet , right ? well , my only partners are r.j. gannon and evangeline williamson , and neither one of them is about to cough up a single one of their shares to me . kevin : we 'll see . rex : no , what 's to see ? you 've got nothing to leverage . kevin : there 's always something . now , if i do it , would you agree to give jen a divorce ? that 's the question . rex : you 're not understanding , ok ? there will be icebergs in hell before you get r.j. or evangeline to sell . [ scene_break ] blair : tell you what , old man , you keep your hands off of my newspaper , you got it ? asa : really ? blair : mm - hmm . asa : i 'm going to be your new boss , blair . blair : really ? asa : and the first thing i 'm going to fire is you and your sorry hide . [ phone rings ] asa : oh . that 's got to be my broker . excuse me . blair : mm - hmm . asa : ok , you just give me the good news . what ? well , you had just better find out . i want to know who the hell is out to get me . [ scene_break ] walker : i had to do something to stop asa 's takeover bid . dorian : mm - hmm . and that was ? walker : buy the paper myself . dorian : oh ? with what ? i thought you told me that you gave me everything that mitch left you . i knew it . you -- ahem -- kept some of those assets , did n't you ? walker : well , had to keep a few bucks for myself , did n't i ? dorian : yes . anything else that you kept for yourself ? walker : like what , for instance ? dorian : oh , i do n't know . how about the badhra diamond ? [ scene_break ] roxy : so , carly , what 'd you do in philly ? carlotta : oh , we went to the liberty bell and independence hall . we did some shopping . adriana : carlotta bought me a beautiful dress . carlotta : yeah , and we heard the philadelphia philharmonic . roxy : oh , man , i love jazz . that 's so nice . adriana : thanks again , madrina , for all the clothes . i love them . carlotta : oh , no , mija , you work so hard in the diner , i wanted to get you something nice . adriana : tu eres demasiado buena conmigo . carlotta : mija , you know that i think that i 'm very strict with you , but it 's not you that i do n't trust , adriana . it 's that river carpenter . [ scene_break ] river : hey . who 's this guy ? starr : i know him . his name 's walker laurence . yeah , mitch laurence 's brother . dorian : why do n't you two go to the house , get dried off , change before you catch a cold . starr : it 's august . dorian : young lady , do n't pull attitude with me . just go to the house , change your clothes , and dry off . thank you . starr : whatever . river : i 'm river carpenter . walker : nice meeting you . river : your brother was the pervert that tried to rape my mom . walker : oh . man , i 'm sorry . no , really , i agree completely . he was a pervert . river : well , as long as -- as long as we 're clear , i guess . walker : yeah , we 're clear . river : right . dorian : hmm . walker : guess your grandson has no problem with thinking he 's the man of the house . dorian : in this house , he is the man . now , why do n't we get back to the subject of the diamond . walker : it was seized by the cops when they busted mitch . dorian : oh , so you 're saying the police have the diamond ? walker : yeah , that 's what i heard . dorian : ok . all right , now let 's talk about you being the new owner of the sun . walker : yeah . dorian : well , at least you 're an improvement over your predecessor . walker : yeah , todd manning . i know you 're not a fan , so -- dorian : oh , todd manning . why ? just because he was an egotistical , selfish , ill - mannered , hostile , unkempt bully ? walker : yeah . besides that , he was great . dorian : yeah , yeah , yeah . you know , he was a rapist . during college , he was the instigator of a gang rape . oh , yes . and he did not improve with age . as a husband , he was jealous , controlling , neglectful . oh , and please , he was the most horrible father . walker : listen to me -- todd manning was a great father . [ scene_break ] blair : kevin . somebody just outbid asa to buy the sun . kevin : what ? who ? blair : if i knew , i would n't be asking you . kevin : well , i 'll find out for you . blair : oh , oh , oh , do n't act so gallant . you know what -- you 're the one that started all of this , and i want you to call me when you find out who it is . kevin : i will . blair : thank you . kevin : oh , the lovely and brilliant ms. williamson . you look better every time i see you . evangeline : oh , i do , do i ? so what do you want to talk to me about ? kevin : well , first of all , thanks for seeing me on such short notice . evangeline : well , you know , i do n't know why i did it . must have something to do with compliments like that . kevin : well , that 's good to know . evangeline : but as i already told you , i have no interest in running for d.a . kevin : oh , do you have interest in this ? it 's not a bribe . evangeline : whoa . with all those zeroes on your hook , you must be going after a really big fish . what do you want ? kevin : your shares in ultra violet . evangeline : now that 's not an answer i was expecting . kevin : well , i like to keep you guessing . evangeline : this is double what i paid for ultra violet . what 's the catch ? kevin : that offer expires in one minute . evangeline : oh , come on . kevin : 59 , 58 , 57 , 56 , 55 , 54 , 53 -- [ scene_break ] al : look , i understand you want to move fast on this thing , but i got to ask you , please , do n't send any emails . marcie : you want me to back down ? al : no , i do n't want you to back down , but i want you to find out who sent that email first and who threatened you at ultra violet . marcie : oh , all right . al : mom . what are you doing here ? dad , what 's she doing out of bed ? max : you try and say no to her when she 's made up her mind . gabrielle : it 's all right . it 's all right , sweetheart , i 'm fine . i just need to talk to bo about something . max : you want me to be there for you ? gabrielle : thank you , max , but this is something i think i 'd better do on my own . [ scene_break ] bo : i know that you 're sorry , nora . i got that . i understand the urgency . but what i do n't understand is why you brought gabrielle into it . gabrielle : that 's something that i need to answer . bo : honey , what are you doing up ? does n't anybody want to recuperate here ? gabrielle : it 's all right . i 'm fine . nora : i was just telling bo how i involved you in this , and i am so sorry that i did . gabrielle : nora , i did n't leave you a choice . i did exactly what you warned me not to do . i did n't stay in a public place , and i was very foolish and careless about that , but i wanted to make certain that we got a confession from troy . and i need now to tell bo why . nora : and i think i need to go to my office . excuse me . gabrielle : bo . bo : yeah ? yeah , well , just go ahead , lay it out there , honey . just tell me what -- gabrielle : i did something very foolish that i instantly regretted , but i -- i just needed to help nora get that confession . i know it was wrong . it was very wrong of me . bo : hmm . what did you do ? gabrielle : remember the night at the palace restaurant where you canceled dinner at the last minute and then the vacation , then we had that horrendous fight ? bo : oh , yeah , yeah , i remember that . gabrielle : well , i was terribly shaken and very alone , and -- and i 'm so sorry , and it was so wrong , and i wish i could take it back . bo : go on , please , gabrielle . gabrielle : ok , troy -- bo : yeah ? gabrielle : was there , and he did join me for dinner . he ate dinner with me , and he was there and he was charming , and we drank far too much wine , too much wine , and i kissed him . bo : you kissed him ? gabrielle : well , technically , he kissed me . but i did n't do what i should 've done to stop it immediately . i am so sorry . and i do n't know if this -- and see , that 's why i felt that i needed to do something to fix it , so i needed to help nora get this confession . bo : because you felt guilty ? gabrielle : yes , awful about it , and i regretted it instantly , and i was trying to do something to make it right , to make sure that i would n't lose you , and if there 's -- i 'm so sorry . if there 's any way that you could understand and forgive me ? bo : sure . i mean , yeah , i could forgive you . come on , you 're talking about one kiss , you know ? but what i really do n't understand is your motivation . you know ? what drove you to do it ? honey , come on , why ca n't you get past this thing about nora and me ? [ scene_break ] joey : we are committed . i love her , and i will marry her in front of god and everybody just as soon as that rex -- gives her a divorce . viki : everything all right ? andrew : i think that i 'm going to let your son explain things to you , viki . if you 'll excuse me . viki : nice to see you , andrew . joey : i 'm suspended . and i do n't know what makes me feel worse -- getting suspended or putting andrew in the position to have to do it . i 'm sorry . viki : honey , i 'm sure that andrew will reinstate you as soon as -- as soon as that 's cleared up . who do you think did that ? joey : oh , i 'm sure it was rex . viki : rex . ok . this may not be the time to say this . i just want you to think about something . jen rappaport is a very , very troubled young woman . i know how much you can love her , sweetheart , but just -- just hear me out , ok ? joey : ok , go ahead . viki : jen -- sorry . jen -- jen trying to keep cristian and natalie apart , it was ill - advised , but perhaps understandable . however , the way she did it , sweetheart , it was exceptionally cruel . joey : she was desperate ! viki : yeah . i know she was . and look what she did when she felt rejected by you . she made false accusations against you that could have cost you your job , joey ! and then she went and married rex balsom , a man she barely knows , does n't love as far as i can tell , does n't even care about . joey : mom , that 's enough , ok ? i -- i ca n't stop you from talking this way about her , but i can ask you to please do n't do it in front of me . [ scene_break ] rex : so i 'm assuming that you talking to ms. williamson for all of about half a minute , that it 'll -- still be hot , hazy , and humid when i get to hell . what ? what ? jen : listen , you peeping tom , i know you 're the one that took those pictures of me and joe . rex : no , i had them taken . jen : you had no right . rex : how do you figure ? you 're my wife . i 've got a right to know if you 're cheating on me . jen : ok , rex , we both have been jerks for long enough . and i do n't know about you , but i 've had enough . i am sick of this stupid game and i am sick of being stuck in a marriage that 's never going to work , and i am real sick of you and your attitude . rex : ok , fine . jen : so why do n't you just do the right thing for once in your life ? rex : fine . why do you have to get so worked up about it , huh ? you want a divorce ? i 'll give you a divorce , ok ? so stop squawking at me . [ scene_break ] dorian : how could you possibly know what kind of father todd was ? walker : starr told me . dorian : oh , starr . he 's her darling daddy . and whether she wants to admit or not , she 's still a child . walker : she seems pretty mature to me . you do n't get that way without two terrific parents . river : look , dorian , i know i was going to eat dinner with you at the club , but something 's come up . is that all right ? i 'm really sorry . dorian : oh , you 're going to break my heart again . but go . bye - bye . go , go , before i change my mind . river : thank you , thank you . dorian : why do n't you take me to the club ? that way we can flaunt it over asa , your marvelous victory . walker : oh , that sounds sweet . uh -- dorian : hmm ? walker : but i ca n't . no , we 'll stick it to asa buchanan some other time . that 's a promise . dorian : i 'll hold you to it . i 'll call a replacement . walker : what 's up , kid ? starr : i have some news about my mom and kevin buchanan . [ scene_break ] carlotta : you know , you have to be careful , adriana . someone may seem like a friend , but they can still do you great harm by being a bad influence . adriana : so you 're saying i should trust no one in case they may be a bad influence ? carlotta : well , let 's just say you should rely on the judgment of those who are older and wiser than you for now . [ phone rings ] roxy : excuse me a second . foxy roxy 's . adriana : you mean river ? carlotta : yes , honey , river . roxy : yeah , thanks . hey , carlotta , some dude called . he said there were refrigerators in the diner ? carlotta : yes , there are . roxy : yeah , well , he said these refrigerators are , like , burning or leaking or something like that ? no , honey , no , no , sit down , let me finish your nails . carlotta : you know what -- i 'll be right back . adriana : yes . river : hey . roxy : oh , you must be the refrigerator that 's on fire . river : i 'm sorry , i really , really had to see you . i 'm sorry about this . adriana : it 's ok . i 've missed you so much . roxy : you two are very cute . adriana : carlotta does n't want us to see each other . river : right , she does n't like me very much , so i had -- roxy : yeah , well , as soon as she finds out that that phone call was bogus , she 's going to be back here . river : i missed you . how was philly ? adriana : it was all right . river : yeah ? roxy : you know , you kids are killing me . i think i got a little plan here , ok ? you know , there 's a job that 's available . i mean , it 's not exactly your line of work , but maybe you could improvise . river : no , i mean , i 'd like to apply for the job -- roxy : hey , it 's not an audition anymore . you got the job . welcome to foxy roxy 's ! river : all right ! thank you ! that 's great . roxy : i 'm funny , are n't i ? river : yeah , yeah . i mean , no , i 'm just thinking what my grandma would think if she caught me working in a place like this , i guess . roxy : that depends . who 's your grandma ? river : dorian lord . roxy : dorian lord ? river : yeah . roxy : i want her as a client . i can see it now -- cut and a blow - dry . oh , that 'll be great . river : i 'll work on it . i 'll see what i can do . but , you know , we can meet at the statue whenever we 're both free . it 'll be awesome . it 's totally perfect . adriana : a ver un angelito . how will we know when to meet ? roxy : oh , this is so romantic . you got to get out of here . carlotta : well , i think the heat is getting to everybody . there was nothing wrong . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : i do n't know how to answer you , bo . i do know that i love you and i want you and i miss you when you 're not with me . but if i understood this feeling i have about you and nora deep inside me , then maybe i would n't be so foolish all the time . bo : honey , you 're going to have to find a way , all right ? because nora is part of my life , matthew certainly is part of my life , and so are you . you see , these things are not going to change . so can you ? huh ? nice knock , colson . daniel : why 'd you put the laurence murder on ice ? bo : i 'm busy . gabrielle : it 's ok . you know , i think i probably should go . al : mom . gabrielle : where 's max ? al : he had to leave . i 'm going to drive you . he 'll meet you at bo 's house , ok ? gabrielle : ok . al : you stay right at this desk till i get back , ok ? marcie : i 'll stay put . al : ok . daniel : what the hell is this ? the laurence murder is now a cold case ? bo : we have two confessions . each confession contradicts the other and there 's no evidence that will support either one . now , here 's what bothers me about these confessions -- they were made after that press leak about exactly how mitch laurence died . daniel : there is no leak in the d.a . 's office . bo : then why 's the damn boat sinking ? daniel : reactivate the case . bo : this case is cold . that 's the way it 's filed . and i just hope there 's not another press leak about that evidence being stolen , because then i will activate a case . i will activate an internal investigation , and you 're not going to like it a bit . [ phone rings ] marcie : llanview p.d . how may i direct your call ? ron ? wait , wait , wait , wait , what about dad ? what hospital ? all right , i 'll be on the next bus to new jersey . [ scene_break ] dorian : outbid , as i understand it . serves you right , asa , for trying to steal the cramer family newspaper . asa : the sun belongs to manning . dorian : todd manning is dead and gone . luckily , his successor is the true antithesis of the late unlamented mr. manning . kevin : enlighten us , dorian . who 's the new owner of the sun ? dorian : walker laurence . [ scene_break ] jen : this is -- this is just a joke , right ? rex : no , it 's no joke . i 'm cool with the divorce , ok ? just let 's not drag it out . jen : but , i mean , you were so -- i mean , what happened ? rex : all your whining and moaning about joe . i 'm sick of hearing it and i 'm sick of fighting with you . jen : ok . if that 's what you want , if you want out , you got it . rex : i 'm going to tell you your future , no charge . you 're never going to make it work with joe . you 're going to be bored out of your mind . you see , you 're just like me . you need the rush and the excitement and the noise of a lot of people because you ca n't stand what you hear in your own head when you 're alone . you need fun and excitement . reverend joe can never give you that . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'm sorry that i have to be so blunt with you , joey . i know you . you are compassionate and sensitive and you have always been led by your heart , and you 've had your heart broken before . i do n't want see you go through that again . joey : mom , jen is not going to break my heart . viki : boy , i hope not . i hope with all my heart she does n't . [ scene_break ] starr : i 've been listening to my mom 's phone calls . kevin called and she was pretending like it was somebody else . walker : hmm . that 's not good . starr : my mom is supposed to be with my dad , not kevin buchanan . walker : absolutely right . starr : when 's my dad coming back ? walker : well , that could take a little more time , sweetie . but in the meantime , we have to make sure your mom stays away from kevin . because i think i can get through to her - starr : about my dad ? walker : yeah . yeah , about your dad . but i need your help . starr : i want to help , but i do n't know how . blair : starr ? dorian ? walker : i 've got an idea . [ scene_break ] asa : oh , viki . what do you know about this walker laurence ? viki : well , i 'm fine , asa , just fine . how about you ? asa : huh . you 're funny . walker laurence . viki : i do n't actually know very much about him at all . why ? asa : well , he just outbid me for sole ownership of the sun . viki : he did ? you did n't come here to complain about that . i get it . you 're here because of the university 's retreat for the board of trustees , right ? asa : you 're going , are n't you ? viki : well , of course i 'm going . please do n't tell me that you are taking sides against marcie walsh . asa : oh , please , that gal is nothing but a troublemaker . viki : no , she is not . all she did was speak out for peace . and for that , she has received a number of threats , including a very explicit threat on her life ! asa : then what the hell does she expect , going around waving the peace sign ? this country is at war ! viki : i 'm not even going to answer that . asa : why ? what are you going to do about it ? viki : i 'm doing everything i can for her , all right ? while she 's on campus , she will be protected by campus security . unfortunately , there is nothing i can do to help her when she 's in town . [ scene_break ] man : hey . marcie : hey . man : watch it , will you ? marcie : excuse me , i 'm sorry . man : hey , what 's your hurry , mother teresa ? woman : did n't you get our message ? [ scene_break ] blair : there you are ! you know you 're not supposed to be out by the pool unless there 's an adult with you . come on in . i 'll fix you some lunch . starr : well , ca n't we go swimming first ? blair : no , i ca n't . not today , sweetie . i 've got a meeting with kevin later . starr : but river taught me the backstroke today . blair : the backstroke ? you should 've said so . i 'll go get my suit . starr : mom -- blair : what ? starr : the bathing suits are in the cabana , remember ? blair : you are right again , my beautiful daughter . blair : hey ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] marcie : let me go ! man : maybe someone needs to shut that big mouth up . is that it ? kevin : so , is your mom home ? starr : yep . kevin : well , can i talk to her ? starr : she is really busy right now .
gabrielle relives her nightmare in the morgue . marcie & al show bo the death threat she received . gabrielle talks to max about telling bo what happened with troy . walker buys the sun . dorian starts putting down todd as a father & gets a strong reaction from walker . kevin buys evangeline 's shares in ultra violet . kevin offers the club to rex if he 'll divorce jenn . gabrielle comes clean to bo about troy . vicki tries to warn joe about getting involved with jenn . roxy gives river a job at her salon so he can be near adrianna . rex finally gives in & gives jenn a divorce . starr tells walker about her mom & kevin . she helps walker lock blair in the cabana with him . asa disagrees with vicki about backing marcie . marcie 's harassed on the street by some teens .
todd : you 're damn right i 'm serious . i 'm going to sue the city of new york . false arrest , police brutality . hold on a second . i got another call . yeah . no , no , no , you got to give me a better headline than that . talk to me . man : i could use a drink . todd : what , are you on a date ? i hired you to do a job . did you get it done ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : hey , there , pretty lady . miss me ? lindsay : always . r.j. : what you got there ? layla : i ca n't believe you convinced that pervert you were my agent . i was about to punch his lights out . antonio : oh , that used to be my first instinct . layla : and now what , you 've mellowed out ? antonio : well , i 'm trying to . layla : hmm . antonio : i learned that from jess . it 's better to go into battle with your wits instead of your fists . layla : okay -- wits , not fists . yeah , got to remember that one . [ scene_break ] man : look , manning , you want to know what your niece is up to in new york , it 's going to cost you . antonio : she 's in new york ? [ scene_break ] tess : if you ca n't learn to keep your hands to yourself , then we 're going to have to renegotiate this roommate situation . nash : ooh , my thoughts exactly . why do n't you let me put something on the table ? tess : ooh , i 'm open to anything you put on the table . nash : you 're my kind of girl ! tess : hey , hey , hey , hey . nash : what ? tess : what are you doing ? nash : my favorite thing about napa -- no fences . tess : please do n't . [ scene_break ] [ rex whistles ] man : over here . rex : you get it ? man : just like i said . we never met , right ? rex : oh , you ever know me to rat out my friends ? man : i ca n't afford another bust . rex : well , like you said , we never met . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . officer : commissioner , it 's murphy . i 've been tailing balsom like you asked . bo : anything interesting ? ofc . murphy : he 's been doing some business with a two - time loser at capricorn . bo : what kind of business ? ofc . murphy : i do n't know , commissioner . want me to bring him in ? bo : no , no , no , no . you just keep your eye on him , do n't let him out of your sight , okay ? keep me posted . oh , balsom , what are you up to now ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : oh , i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- you 've been drinking . john : just a little . a lot . evangeline : when we -- we kiss like this , we ca n't -- no , no , no . no , we 're not going to do this . john : no , i -- i know . we wo n't -- we 're not going to . we 're not going to do things like we did before . listen , i -- i did n't come over here because i -- i did n't come here to -- evangeline : what ? why did you -- why did you come here , john ? what do you want ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : lindsay , are you okay ? lindsay : yeah . everything good on your end ? r.j. : well , sure , but you know what 'll be even better ? if i can get you out of here . i have had my fill of vega and company . lindsay : yeah . me , too . r.j. : all right , then . [ scene_break ] antonio : answer me , todd . jessica 's in new york ? todd : i never said that . antonio : no , but your friend here did . now , if something 's happened to her , i want to -- todd : something 's happened to jessica ever since she hooked up with you . antonio : i 'm in no mood for this , manning . man : listen , you boys want to play , that 's fine . i got a business call to make . antonio : tell me what you know . why is she in new york ? todd : it really does n't make any difference if she 's in new york or she 's in timbuktu . bottom line is wherever she is she 's there because she wants to get away from you . [ scene_break ] nash : look , is there something going on here that i do n't know about ? tess : yeah . i 'm not exactly wearing a lot of clothes over here , okay ? nash : i know , i 've noticed . tess : well , since you have so gallantly done everything that i have told you not to do and you 've gotten me up out of bed , i might as well get some things done . nash : tonight ? tess : i have a lot of work to do . yes , i have to find a job tonight . tomorrow , actually , first thing . i just want to get a head start . okay . here 's one -- a design house . great . okay . now all i have to do is just get my resume together and -- nash : what 's going on , tess ? tess : i told you -- i have to find a job . do you want this to work out , our little arrangement , because it wo n't work out unless i find a way to make money . what are you doing ? nash : i 'm trying to get your attention . tess : you have it . nash : i have it ? tess : yes . nash : what are you so afraid of ? tess : afraid ? i 'm not afraid of anything . nash : you 're not afraid of anything ? well , you know , because the first time i met you , you took off all your clothes in front of a group of complete strangers , so you 're not the shy type , all right ? and to answer your question , yeah , i do want this to work , and i think you 're afraid . you 're afraid of what 's going on between the two of us , are n't you ? huh ? [ scene_break ] john : i hate how i made you feel when -- when you and natalie were in trouble . like you were second . i hate making you feel like -- evangeline : i know . john : you know how you make me feel -- when we were together ? you know , how you made me -- you made me feel like i was worth something . evangeline : you are . john : i want to be worth it . i want to be worth it , and i 'm sorry -- i 'm sorry i ca n't be the man you deserve . evangeline : i 'm going to put on some coffee . john : you have the right to remain silent . you also have the right to shut up . you know what i like to say to them when i read them their rights ? i 'd like to say you have no right . you have no right to keep in what you 've done to people , the lousy things that you 've done to people . you have a right to spit it out and then go straight to hell ! that 's what you have the right to do . [ scene_break ] layla : `` casting call in new york . `` tomorrow morning . `` open audition for a small speaking role in a feature film `` ? oh , my gosh . maybe tonight was n't such a bust after all . [ scene_break ] antonio : look , i really do n't care what you think about me . i love jess . and if she 's in some kind of trouble , i want to know about it . todd : i 'm her uncle , hotshot . whatever trouble she 's in i can handle . antonio : which means she is . todd : well , i never said that . todd : what -- what are you going to do , antonio ? you going to hire some of your santi goons from puerto rico ? layla : maybe you need to go to another bar . antonio : stay out of it . layla : no ! i 'll call 911 . todd : adios . layla : go after him and i will call the cops . antonio : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? layla : saving you from yourself , or was all that stuff about fighting with your wits and not your fist just a bunch of crap ? [ scene_break ] tess : dream on , cowboy . nash : so i 'm just imagining all this , huh ? tess : yeah , you got it . nash : uh - huh . this whole connection that i 'm feeling between the two of us is just a big puff of smoke . tess : you said it . nash : you said -- and you are so full of it it 's scary . that 's the word , tess . you , scary . tess : i 'm not scared of anything , nash . nash : you are so scared that you 're shaking in your little bootees because of what 's going on between us . tess : oh , get over yourself . nash : no , no , no , this is not ego , lady . this is fact . just like it 's fact that i was feeling the connection when you first came on to me , hit on me in central park . tess : i came on to you ? nash : you came on to me , that 's right . that 's a fact . just like the connection , the feeling i get when you look at me . that 's a connection . that 's a fact . and the feeling that you get when i 'm looking at you . oh , yeah , that 's not going to help . you can still feel my eyes on you . that 's a fact . it 's a connection . you know , this would all be a lot easier for you if it was just about sex , would n't it , because then you 'd hold the cards , just the way of the world . women always hold the sex card . that 's one you ca n't use here . it 's about something more important . it 's about -- it 's about trusting someone . it 's about trusting them enough to give up just a little bit of your power . and that , roomie , terrifies you . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm screwing up again , are n't i ? evangeline : you do n't think i know how hard this is for you ? john : you know , on my way over here i 'm thinking -- i do n't know . i mean , this -- this should be simple . evangeline : it can be , john . you make it difficult . john : you 're beautiful . i did n't say that enough , did i ? or at all ? did i ever say that to you ? evangeline : yeah . john : good . evangeline : yeah . john : i like how your mom calls you cookie . i do n't always like your mom , but i like how you two have that closeness , you know , like -- that 's something i have n't seen in a long time , not since maybe i was a kid . evangeline : you could change that . john : no , you know , because now it 's about the work and the people out there that need help . natalie -- natalie needs help . i promised -- promised her i would n't let anyone hurt her . evangeline : that 's why you 're doing everything you possibly can to find her . john : not enough . evangeline : how can you say -- john : it never seems to be enough . evangeline : how can you say that ? john : how can i say that ? i should have made barber talk . i should have made him tell me where natalie is . that 's what i should have done . that 's the job . try to save people . that 's the job . try to save people . evangeline : john , you ca n't save the whole world . john : i ca n't even look after the people i 'm supposed to . i could n't even do it then . evangeline : `` then `` ? what -- you mean caitlin ? john : i just want to make everything right . i want to take all these mistakes and i just want to put them right , all the people that i 've let down . evangeline : what people are you talking about ? john : i ca n't talk about this . i ca n't talk about this . evangeline : you said you could n't do this alone . so do n't . [ scene_break ] officer : can i help you , boss ? bo : no . i just want you to keep your eye out for -- never mind . balsom , where are you headed ? rex : hey . bo , i was just on my way to the -- to the -- bo : what do you got under your jacket ? rex : oh , designer shirt . bo : i 'm talking about the little brown bag . rex : bag ? what bag ? oh , it 's my dinner , tuna sandwich , chips . [ scene_break ] layla : oh , i almost forgot . i have an audition tomorrow and i -- antonio : do n't ever interfere in my business again . you understand that ? you have no idea who that was or why i was talking to him . layla : you know what ? you 're right , boss . i did n't know what you were talking about , but all i knew was you were about to tear him apart in your own club . not good for business . antonio : that was jessica 's uncle . i was this close to finding out where she was when you decided to butt in . layla : well , excuse me for trying to help you out . next time -- antonio : there wo n't be a next time . [ scene_break ] todd : what do you mean , you need more money ? man : the retainer retains my services . what you 're asking for is going to cost more . todd : but you have n't given me anything yet . as far as i 'm concerned , you owe me money . man : that 's a bad attitude , mr. manning . todd : all right , you listen to me . you 'll get your money when you deliver the goods . otherwise , i 'll find another p.i . to retain . you know how to reach me . [ scene_break ] p.i . : you son of a -- i do n't want any trouble . whatever 's going on between you and manning , that 's your business . antonio : yeah , that 's right , that 's right , but now you 're a part of it . p.i . : yeah , like i said , what 's between the two of you , i ai n't got nothing -- antonio : relax . i 'll pay you double what he owes you and double the expenses . p.i . : i 'm listening . antonio : forget about manning and tell me everything you know about jessica buchanan . [ scene_break ] tess : where did you get your degree in psychology ? nash : you do n't need a degree in psychology to know when someone 's putting on an act , okay ? tess : ever look in the mirror ? you and your $ 2,000 suits and you 're living in a dump like this ? nash : you know , a dump that you were all too ready to move into till you realized that you were -- how close you were getting to me . tess , you are the queen of hot and cold . all right , one minute you 're all over me , the next minute , it 's like i 'm the plague ; you 're running like hell . tess : well , i do n't have to explain anything to you . nash : no , you do n't . all right , no pressure from me . it 's just i thought that you wanted this as much as i do . tess : i did . i -- i do . nash : look , if you 're backing off , i understand . you do n't want to be anything more than roomies , that 's cool , but you got to fill me in , because right now i ca n't make heads or tails out of what 's going on in that beautiful head of yours . tess : i -- women sometimes just change their minds . nash : yes ! women do sometimes just change their minds , but usually it 's for some kind of a reason . look , is there something i 've said or done to make you think that if we -- you know -- tonight , that i wo n't be here for you when you wake up in the morning ? tess : i 'm not worried about you , okay ? i 'm worried i 'm not going to be here when you wake up in the morning . [ scene_break ] bo : what are you thinking ? you 'd sneak a gun in here ? how 'd you get past the metal detector ? rex : i just used what the good lord gave me -- looks , personality . okay , but i do n't want you to fire her . bo : who ? rex : i just distracted her for a minute . bo : andrea ? in security ? rex : well , i 'm not sure that 's her name . i do n't know . i think i have a date with her next saturday . all right , so how 'd you know about the brown bag ? you follow me or something ? bo : you had that blowup with john and i thought you were probably headed for trouble . stupid me , huh , worrying ? rex : look , i was n't going to kill barber , okay ? i 'm just trying to get him to talk . bo : do you know it 's a class a felony to bring a concealed weapon into this building ? rex : maybe you do n't understand where i 'm coming from . bo : that 's a safe assumption . rex : look ; you 've got this whole buchanan thing going , okay ? brothers , nieces , nephews coming out your ears . but besides roxy , natalie 's the only family i have left , and i 'm not just going to sit back and let my sister die because you and mcbain are too caught up in bureaucratic b.s . to get the truth out of her kidnapper . bo : spoken like a man who 's not afraid to spend some time in jail . rex : well , do it . hmm ? bo : what , and lock you up in a holding cell right next to barber ? i do n't think so . i got a better idea . [ scene_break ] john : there are things i never admitted to anyone . evangeline : okay . john : i mean nobody . evangeline : how far back does it go ? john : back . evangeline : is it something that happened when you were with the f.b.i . or before that ? john ? john : i heard you . evangeline : maybe -- maybe it was something that happened when you were a kid , something to do with your family , your mother or your father . john : see , always with the questions . evangeline : john -- john : this is n't the witness stand . evangeline : you 're doing it again . you 're retreating and no one is attacking you . i 'm just -- i 'm sitting here . ca n't you understand ? ca n't you see that i 'm still in love with you ? john : oh , man . evangeline : no , i see , i see how much pain you 're in . i see -- i see how much hurt is here , and i 'm -- i 'm trying to help you . john : yeah ? how 's that working ? evangeline : it 's not . john : i 'm sorry . look , it -- evangeline : no , no . john : it 's not me . it 's the whiskey . it 's the talk -- evangeline : no , no . this is all wrong . maybe this whole thing , this is wrong . john : it 's not you . evangeline : i 've been trying so hard . i 've been trying so hard to get you to open up , you know , because i thought that it would free you and it would make you stronger , make us stronger , but seeing you here like this , i 'm -- i have to wonder if this is -- this is a mistake , if this could do just the opposite . john , i want you to confront whatever it is that haunts you . i do . but not if it 's going to destroy you . john : i came here tonight ; i wanted to tell you everything . evangeline : why ? because you really wanted to tell me or because you thought it was the right thing to do ? john : all i know is you 've given me more , you 've made me feel more -- why ca n't i just get these words out just once just right ? evangeline : maybe because i 'm not the person you should be saying them to . maybe -- maybe that 's why there 's always this pull back to natalie . john : that 's not what it is . natalie just needs more . she needs more . she wants someone to protect her . she wants someone to take care of her . evangeline : and you know how to do that . john : one thing i know how to do . maybe the only thing . [ scene_break ] r.j. : well , what do you think ? lindsay : oh , i love it ! love . let me see . r.j. : oh , yes , and that ai n't nothing . lindsay : oh . r.j. : you simply must see the masterpiece that picasso has left on her bedroom wall . lindsay : oh , really ? r.j. : mm - hmm . lindsay : good work , kid . r.j. : so if you will watch her for just a minute , i can go in and clean up after her . lindsay : are you kidding me ? come here , angel face . oh , we 'd give you a big kiss , but you got paint all over you . oh , you know what i love ? huh ? that there 's a little artist living in there , and you know what i 'm going to do when you grow up ? i am going to teach you all about the great artists that came before you . and you know what ? you know what else that mommy 's -- you know what else that aunt lindsay 's going to do when you grow up ? she 's going to hang an original jamie vega painting in her art gallery . i am so lucky . you know why ? because i never thought in a million years that i was going to get to hold another little girl in my arms besides my jen . a beautiful , precious little girl . r.j. : i 'll tell you , i never would have thought i could have this much fun on a friday night just staying home and scrubbing walls . lindsay : r.j. ? r.j. : hmm ? lindsay : there 's something that i got to show you . [ scene_break ] bartender : anything else ? antonio : no , no , that 's good . thanks , nelson . so , todd manning spotted jessica at a restaurant in new york . p.i . : yeah . he actually set up the meet . antonio : did he talk to her ? p.i . : he tried to , but she took off . before manning could catch up to her , some guy shows up and accuses him of stealing a woman 's purse . antonio : did she know the guy ? p.i . : i ca n't say . but i do know jessica buchanan did not want to be found . manning got hit with disorderly conduct , but they dropped the charges . antonio : got a copy of the arrest record ? p.i . : yeah . you 'll find the address to the restaurant on there somewhere . look , if you want me to follow up -- antonio : thanks . i 'll take it from here . p.i . : if you ever need -- antonio : i was -- i was just reading -- layla : i do n't think we 're speaking . antonio : really ? layla : yeah , really , and this is me not butting in . antonio : you know , actually , i was thinking maybe you could keep me company . i have to drive to new york . [ scene_break ] nash : you know , you might be worried that you 're going to bail in the morning , but i 'm not . tess : well , do n't be so sure . how do you know that by tomorrow i wo n't be just some pleasant footnote in the story of your life ? nash : oh , call it a gut feeling . but , hey , you know , maybe you 're right . maybe i did just imagine all of this . i imagined the wine tasting , the dinner on the fire escape . the flirting and the touching under the sheets was all me , not you , and that all you ever really wanted was room and board . i never got you . i never really got you at all . [ phone rings ] nash : yeah ? no , no , it 's not a good time . yeah , all right . yep . you know what ? i 'm beat . i 'm going to put the sheet back up , make the bed , go to bed . tess : you got me , okay ? from the very start , you got me . [ scene_break ] rex : what are we doing here ? are you going to use me as a target ? bo : that occurred to me . i 'm going to give you the same advice i gave john mcbain . rex : okay , i do n't need to hear anything about mcbain . bo : natalie 's disappearance is driving you both crazy . you got to blow off some steam . now , you want to carry a gun around , blow holes in things ? this is the place to do it . rex : hey , look ; i do n't need to play cops and robbers , okay ? i sure as hell do n't need you to play shrink with me . bo : you 're not going anywhere , tough guy . now , look , i know what you 're going through right now . jen died . natalie 's missing . rex : yeah , and john mcbain had the guy who knows where natalie is , but john could n't get him to talk . bo : you stay off john mcbain 's case . now , he 's a good cop . you know that . and he 's beating himself up enough right now without you piling on . and you packing heat walking around town -- that 's not going to bring natalie back , either . rex : okay , and this is ? shooting some stupid target ? bo : yeah . if you want to help find your sister , first , you got to get your head on straight . [ scene_break ] john : look , what i said came out wrong . everything i say comes out wrong . evangeline : i do n't think so . john : what i meant was with natalie , what she 's looking for is easier because it 's actually someone i could be , but to be what you want -- i always felt like i was n't good enough . evangeline : why ca n't you see yourself the way i see you , john ? you 're the man that can take me in his arms and make me forget about the rest of the world . john : well , it was n't enough . evangeline : so what are you going to do ? you 're going to be there for everybody ? except the one person you say you want to share your life with and maybe -- maybe lose out on the best thing that ever happened to either one of us ? john : i do n't want to lose you . evangeline : then do n't . evangeline : go home , john . sleep it off . barber 's arraignment is tomorrow . it 's a big day . it 's a big day for everybody . john : hey . evangeline : yeah . [ scene_break ] r.j. : well , it does n't take vega long to forget jessica , to move on to the next chippy . but why were you hiding this from me ? lindsay : i was n't sure whether or not i should show it to you . r.j. , you know how i felt about that custody battle , about how it would affect jamie , about how it would affect everyone . and i did n't want to put evangeline 's sister in the middle of the war going on between you and antonio . r.j. : but you know if you show me this that i 'm going to use it against him . so why did you show it to me ? lindsay : well , you come walking in here with our little angel covered in paint , and then you tell me you ca n't think of a better way to spend a friday night than to wash down the walls that she just painted , and then i was holding her . and then i thought , hey , you know , if we have a chance to use this as a way to hold on to jamie , maybe we should take it . r.j. : you know , i love it when you think of you and me as we . lindsay : hmm . hmm . r.j. : i 'll be right back . lindsay : okay . who wants to do some more painting ? jamie : me ! lindsay : and me ! come on . let 's do it . come on . r.j. : yeah , manning ? it 's r.j. yeah , well , listen , i understand you and vega had a little misunderstanding . yeah , well , i 'm going to e - mail you a little something that 's going to brighten your night . [ scene_break ] layla : you 're going to drive me to new york for my audition even though you 're mad at me ? antonio : let 's just say it 's my way of apologizing for jumping all over you . layla : so this is all for me ? that 's really cool . antonio : there 's something else i have to do . layla : what , something bad ? antonio : i just found out jessica 's in new york . layla : and that worries you because ? antonio : i ca n't get this sick feeling out of my stomach that something 's wrong , seriously wrong . [ scene_break ] nash : what is it ? tess : why do i feel like this is the first time ? nash : because i think it is for both of us . [ music plays ] singer : and too many times i have wanted to turn around and walk away knowing deep inside what i need from you anyway but do you know it does n't change the way i feel about you at the end of the day ? 'cause i know that all i want is what you got all i want is what you got i tell you that i want to go but i want to stay i tell you that i want to go but i want to stay i want to stay i want to stay i want to stay but i know i 'm going to lose myself this way i want to stay i want to stay i want to stay here but i know i 'm going to lose myself this way but do you know it does n't change the way i feel about you at the end of the day ? 'cause i know that all i want is what you got all i want is what you got but this moment is all i 've got it 's all i 've got [ scene_break ] natalie : hello ? hello ? is anybody there ? oh . somebody , help me ! [ next_on ] antonio : all i care about is finding jessica . tess : what do you want from me ? nash : after last night , i want everything . michael : johnny , i do n't know what 's going on with you and natalie . obviously , you do n't know what 's going on with you and natalie . natalie : i 'm going to die here .
todd meets with a man at capricorn , who has seen jessica in new york city , but antonio overhears the conversation , and questions the man about what he knows . lindsay finally decides to show r.j. the picture on her cell phone of antonio and layla hugging . evangeline tries to get john to talk about what has been bothering him all these years , but he can not bring himself to tell her everything or even to tell her that he loves her . bo takes rex to the firing range to learn him how to shoot , and hit the target . they show natalie in some sort of cave yelling for help .
tess : [ as jessica ] oh , natalie , hey , where did you go ? natalie : i was upstairs on my computer , and i found some pictures of nash that i had n't printed yet . tess : that 's sweet of you . natalie : come up , we 'll go take a look at them . viki : oh , this heat -- it 's as bad as texas . tess : hi , mom . viki : hi , honey . tess : can we do that later , because i kind of have a surprise for mom . viki : for me ? tess : yeah . viki : aw . tess : well , actually , you know , it 's kind of for both of you . so both close your eyes , and then maybe i can nail you both with one stone . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm sorry you did n't get b.e . back from dorian . clint : yet . i did n't get the company back yet . oh . nora : oh . plan b ? clint : i believe we 're up to plan l or m . nora : is this something i can help you with , or is it best if i not know anything about this ? clint : well , truth be told , you 'd rather not know . [ scene_break ] dorian : so what do you think ? langston : i like the blouse . dorian : no , darling , i 'm talking about this latest newsletter i 'm sending out . i ca n't wait to see clint 's reaction . langston : i 'm sure he 'll be pretty mad . dorian : i have n't done my job if he is n't mad . there is nothing so satisfying as making the smug sputter . langston : i just wonder if -- dorian : what ? what ? langston : well , since you already have the company and everything , maybe it would just be better to let the whole fight kind of die down . dorian : where 's the fun in that ? dorian : starr , what are you doing ? starr : what do you think i 'm doing ? i 'm watching a movie . [ scene_break ] nora : cole ? cole : nora , i 'll talk to you later , okay ? nora : just -- i do n't want to talk , just tell me you 're all right . cole : i did it . i signed away my rights to the baby . nora : oh . cole : and now mrs. mcbain can have a kid and everyone 's happy . nora : oh , cole . not everyone . cole : i did what starr wanted , and we broke up . [ scene_break ] langston : starr , what 's wrong ? what happened ? [ scene_break ] blair : thank you . you know , jack , i 'm still not sure if that was a very good idea . jack : come on , it 's only a video game . it 's not like i 'm going to steal cars in real life . i ca n't even drive . blair : i know . why do n't you teach me how to play ? jack : sure . i had a good day hanging out with you today . blair : i had a good day with you , too . we 're going to do it more often , you got it ? jack : mm - hmm . blair : sounds good to me . jack : do you want to see -- dad ! todd : hey . [ scene_break ] carlo : air travel is so unpredictable these days , is n't it ? one cancellation after another . talia : please do n't do this . carlo : talia , dear , i 'm sorry to say that the party is over . you have your unarmed friends , and i have an army . take them -- antonio : we 're not unarmed . go on , get on the plane . i 'll cover you . carlo : no , you wo n't . all you 're gon na do is die . kill them now . talia : if you 're going to kill him , you 're going to have to kill me first . carlo : look , the fact is none of you can leave this country . i ca n't let that happen . talia : okay , but who you want is me . carlo : of course . i want my daughter to have the life she was born for . talia : great . okay , so if i accept that life , will you let them have theirs ? antonio : you do n't have to do this , talia . talia : let them get on the plane and fly away safely . that 's my final -- antonio : i am not going without you . talia : offer . carlo : now , sweetheart . look around you . you 're in no position to negotiate . you have nothing to bargain with . talia : i would n't be too sure about that . [ scene_break ] jared : is n't it supposed to get cooler at night ? roxanne : is n't there supposed to be air conditioning in the summer ? jared : this place is air conditioned ? roxanne : yeah , well , once upon a time . but the service department is going to be here -- in a couple of weeks . i guess you 're looking for your father . jared : yeah . roxanne : well , he went to find a real fan , because it 's a lot hotter up there . jared : then i guess i 'll wait down here . roxanne : man , you know , if i were in your shoes i 'd be spending a lot of time at llanfair . i 'd be taking a dip in that old pool . jared : yeah . roxanne : so tell me something . what does it feel like , living with a woman who blames you for her husband 's death ? jared : oh , it 's just great . you know , one big unhappy family . roxanne : so natalie says you 've got to stay , huh ? jared : not natalie . jessica . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] okay , open them . viki : oh , honey . oh , look at this . how sweet . natalie : jess , you really should have let me help you with all of this . tess : no , it 's okay . you know , i had some decorations left over from bree 's birthday party . anyway , this is n't even the surprise . not the big one , at least . and who says you ca n't help ? [ scene_break ] clint : no , no . you can let dorian know exactly what i 'm doing . it does n't bother me if she knows that i 'm on her tail . hold on , i 've got another call . you get back to me later , though , will you ? all right . yeah ? natalie : dad , it 's me . clint : is this an emergency ? i thought your mother was all right . natalie : she is . clint : i 'm not really in the mood for a chat . natalie : okay , dad , will you please just listen to me ? it 's not an emergency , but it is about mom . please do n't hang up on me . [ scene_break ] nora : oh , cole , it 's an awful day . you guys had a fight . cole : it was n't just a fight . we broke up . nora : well , then just give her some time . cole : here 's what i 'm not telling you . it was my decision . [ scene_break ] langston : starr , tell us what happened . dorian : is it something with the baby ? starr : the baby is fine . dorian : then it 's your father . what has he done now ? starr : nothing . it 's -- um , it 's cole . dorian : well , there 's time . he can still change his mind . starr : he did . now mrs. mcbain can have the baby . langston : then what 's wrong ? starr : we broke up . [ scene_break ] blair : there 's a restraining order going on , in case you 're following me . todd : it 's a coincidence . i was shopping . blair : oh , right . we both know how much you love to shop . todd : so are you going to call your new boyfriend ? your new personal , always- on - call police officer ? blair : you know , i would n't be calling john if you were n't stalking us . jack : mom , give it a break . blair : sweetheart , you do n't know the situation , okay ? jack : yeah , we bump into my dad and my mom calls the cops . you know , i love my life . [ scene_break ] roxanne : hey there , charlie . look who 's here . charlie : hey , son . how are you doing ? jared : good . well , where 's the fan ? charlie : oh , the um -- sold out . yeah , i guess it was n't that original an idea after all . roxanne : well , obviously you do n't know the right stores to go to . let me take care of that . listen , would you work the desk ? charlie : yeah , no problem . roxanne : and do n't eat , i 'm bringing back pizza . jared : so , how are you ? charlie : i 'm -- doing okay . you just checking up on your old man ? jared : no , you know , i -- charlie : look , jared , i already know that viki 's leaving . jared : okay , i just wanted to make sure . charlie : okay . and the fact is i decided that i did n't really need a new fan anywhere near as much as i needed another meeting . so , i 'm doing okay . jared : good , good . you know , dad , i think this might really be a good thing for both of us . [ scene_break ] langston : maybe your aunt dorian 's right . i mean , maybe you guys just need some time to let all this sink in . starr : i know him , okay ? he 's not going to change his mind . dorian : unless this was n't his idea . starr : what ? dorian : well , i do n't think this was cole 's decision . i believe somebody talked him into it . [ scene_break ] nora : you decided to end it with starr ? cole : yeah . i did n't do it to hurt her . i just could n't get past the fact that she did n't want our baby . nora : wow . wow . you did what she wanted you to do , and then you did what you needed to do . and that 's quite -- you 're becoming quite a man . cole : i do n't feel much like a man . i feel like , uh -- i do n't know . cole : hey , do you think that if my mom was still alive , she would be able to help us ? nora : she would be very proud of you . just as i am . cole : yeah . nora : i 'm sorry . it 's just all so sad . cole : yeah , it 's just all so sad . [ scene_break ] talia : you can make me stay here . you can make me be a wife to a man that i did n't choose , that i do not love . and every day you can see in my eyes how much i loathe you , how much i do n't even think you 're a man . antonio : easy , babe -- talia : or you can do this one human thing , and let them go . and maybe , maybe i wo n't hate you so much . maybe i wo n't celebrate when you 're dead . that 's what i have to negotiate with . carlo : you drive a hard bargain . antonio : you do n't have to do this . talia : antonio , we ca n't let anyone else get hurt . antonio : get on the plane with cristian , and -- talia : what are you going to do ? you 're going to fend off a whole army ? and when you 're dead , they 'll shoot down the plane and everybody dies . you can not fix this . but i can . give me the gun . give it to me . jonas : it 's a trick . talia : it 's not a trick , it 's a solution . and you are in a rotten position . jonas : do n't be ridiculous . talia : ridiculous ? do you think you can make them stay here , and you 'll just have no response from the united states of america ? you let them go or you 're going to be shocked and awed . carlo : let them go . talia : good decision , daddy . tina : thank you . talia : do n't thank me , just go . cristian : antonio ? antonio : go ahead , do what she says . talia : antonio , leave . there 's no time . you have to go . antonio : i am not leaving here . not without you . [ scene_break ] todd : can we at least talk about it ? blair : hey , jack , why do n't you go over and get a soda while i talk to your dad , okay ? thanks . jack : good luck . you 'll need it . blair : okay , a few ground rules before we have our little chat . one more word about john and i 'll meet you back in court . todd : feeling all empowered , are we ? just because you and mcbain teamed up to browbeat some scared , innocent kid into -- blair : what are you talking about ? todd : i 'm talking about cole thornhart giving up my grandchild to the mcbains . blair : he signed over his rights ? todd : oh , like you do n't know . blair : i do n't know . todd : you and mcbain -- blair : i had nothing to do with it , todd . [ scene_break ] antonio : i ca n't leave you here with them alone . talia : you have to , for jamie . if i do n't stay , they 'll kill you . and you 're all she has . antonio : but asking you to give up your life -- talia : maybe if i stay i can keep him from hurting any more people . look at all he 's done . this has to stop . antonio : that 's not your responsibility . talia : okay , but jamie 's yours . i know this goes against everything that you are , but you know that i 'm right . you have to get on that plane and get back to jamie . please do n't make my horrible father make her an orphan , please . antonio : i hate this . talia : but this -- this was my lot in life . but for a little while i had you -- and jamie . and i 'll always have the two of you in my heart . and that makes everything worth it . [ scene_break ] starr : i know you 're trying to help , aunt dorian , but nobody made cole do this . dorian : starr , cole was very upset about your giving up the baby . but your father played on that to turn cole against you . starr : no -- dorian : which is what he always wanted to do all along , because your father does n't want any man close to you except him . starr : aunt dorian , it 's cole . he ca n't forgive me . cole ca n't . dorian : he loves you . i mean , it 's just today . he 's going to come to his senses . starr : he does love me , but he said that that 's not enough anymore . there 's nothing that i can do about it now . dorian : well , there 's something i can do . starr : aunt dorian , no , please . i do n't -- dorian : i can find out what your father did to make that boy want to break your heart . [ scene_break ] blair : i had no idea that cole was even thinking about changing his mind . todd : i do n't believe you . blair : well , i do n't care whether you believe me or not , todd . todd : you do n't seem to care about anything lately . starr is giving away our grandchild and you 're too busy doing the horizontal mambo with your new boyfriend . blair : all right , stop . you know what , i 'm not manipulating or trying to control starr , but it does n't mean that i do n't care about her . it means that i 'm sane . unlike you . todd : blair , this baby is our flesh and blood . blair : but so is starr . and you 're making her life a living hell . listen to me . you 've made your whole family 's life a living hell , but you do n't even see it . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , honey . oh , it 's beautiful , and i needed a new one . thank you . tess : [ as jessica ] open it . viki : oh , it 's a travel itinerary . tess : your travel itinerary . viki : why ? tess : oh , you 've been so busy . so i just figured that i 'd make the arrangements for you . viki : aw . tess : i even ordered a car that 's going to come get you and bring you to the airport . it should be here at around nine . viki : but darling , they told me i did n't have to leave until the day after tomorrow . tess : i changed it . viki : why ? [ scene_break ] charlie : i think maybe you 're right . having viki in the same small town and not being able to see her , it has n't been very easy . jared : yeah , it 's still got to hurt that she 's leaving , huh ? charlie : yeah , it just kind of hits home that i could screw something up so much . i mean , something that i really cared about . jared : yeah , because i forced you to go to the wall with my lie . charlie : hey , let 's not go over that again , okay ? jared : dad , i talked to her , and i just want to let you know that it was me -- charlie : i know -- and jared , i 'm a big boy . i did what i did . and believe me , the last thing you want to do is give an alcoholic excuses . mm ? jared : right . charlie : you know , maybe it 's a good thing that she 's going to be gone for a while . it 'll give me a chance to figure out what the hell i 'm going to do to try to make it up to her . jared : well , if that 's what you want , i hope it works out . charlie : yeah , well , thank you for looking after me , but do n't you have a beautiful girlfriend waiting for you at home ? i mean , you do n't want to really hang around here with me , do you ? jared : oh , yeah , i 'm not exactly thrilled to go home right now . [ scene_break ] natalie : well , jess is throwing her a going away party tonight . and she asked me to call you and nora . it would be really great if you two could come . clint : so it will be you , your mother , jessica , nora , and me ? natalie : well , um -- actually she asked me to call jared , too . clint : ah , great . since he 's so good at it , maybe we can play charades . tess : [ as jessica ] i just thought that it would be nice , you know . before you catch your flight to johannesburg , you go to london , go and see kevin and kelly and joey and zane . and you can catch a show at the theater or go and wander around the streets of london . i know how much you like that . viki : you pulled out all the stops , did n't you ? tess : well , you know . i just wanted to think about something other than myself lately and start handling things myself -- from now on . viki : are you all right ? tess : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . honestly , i 'm fine . [ scene_break ] tina : you do n't have to sit next to me . cristian : i know . tina : leaving without her -- cristian : makes it real . tina : i 'm so happy she was with you . at least she was happy . [ scene_break ] antonio : it 's not over . they 're not going to get away with this . talia : hopefully . antonio : i love you . talia : and i love you . jonas : stop it , stop it . stop it ! carlo : vega , you 're pressing your luck . talia : you have to go . good - bye , my love . antonio : it 's not good - bye , till we meet again . because we will meet again . [ scene_break ] natalie : i just wanted to give you the heads - up that dad 's going to be here . jared : great -- give me a heads - up when he 's gone . natalie : please , i -- i ca n't do this without you . please , for me . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] what ? why are you looking at me like that ? viki : i 'm sorry , honey . i just had a -- a memory , i guess it 's like a memory of a dream . tess : well , you 've been through a lot . viki : so have you , darling . darling , i know we 've talked about this , but i really am very concerned about leaving you right now . tess : oh , why , because i lost control of a lemon ? viki : no , natalie told me what happened at dinner the other night . tess : i had a meltdown . it was grief , and it 's going to happen whether you 're here or not . viki : yeah , but i should be here . tess : no , mom -- you need this trip , and i ca n't deal with the guilt of ruining it for you because of this , and you know – [ doorbell rings ] tess : i have natalie . clint : hi . nora : hi . natalie : thank you for coming . clint : yeah , i would n't miss it . so -- trying to buy my forgiveness with pigs in a blanket , are you ? [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] cole : hold on a second . go away . markko : got grand heist vi . thought i 'd drop by , kick your butt . cole : let me guess -- nora called you ? markko : look , man , you 're a guy . you 'll feel better if you 're blowing stuff up . cole : all right , fine . i 'll kick your butt . [ scene_break ] starr : my dad did n't have anything to do with this . dorian : the same way he had nothing to do with cole getting an injunction to stop you from giving the baby up . starr : this is different . my dad did not do this . dorian : fine . i 'm -- going to leave the two of you alone . langston : you want to tell me what happened ? starr : no . i want to watch the movie . you know -- actually i saw it for the first time with cole , and we laughed so hard . and we thought -- no , i thought that we would be together forever . [ scene_break ] dorian : todd manning , you are going to pay for what you did to that little girl . [ scene_break ] todd : this is killing me . it really is -- it 's killing me not to see my kids , blair . blair : i 'm not trying to punish you . todd : no , i 'm sure that 's just a happy by - product , right ? blair : this obsession that you have with starr and cole and the baby – [ cell phone rings ] blair : it 's taken over your life . todd : hey , viki . you all right ? viki : oh , i -- i 'm fine . i just -- well , it 's just that jessie is giving me a little going - away party , and i was hoping that you would be able to come , because otherwise i wo n't have a chance to say good - bye to you . todd : why , are you leaving tonight ? viki : yes . can you come ? todd : uh -- yeah , i guess so -- i 'll be there . it might be a while . viki : thank you . todd : okay . bye . jack : be where ? todd : your aunt viki 's going away party . i 'm going to go , but not for a while , so -- jack : mom , can i hang out with dad , please ? blair : um -- two minutes , all right ? i do n't want you to be late for your sleepover . todd : mama probably does n't want to be late for her sleepover , either . blair : you 're too much , todd . come on , jack , never mind . jack : you do n't know when to quit , do you , dad ? blair : all right , let 's go . it 's been swell , todd . okay , buddy , let 's go . todd : you ca n't keep me from my kids , blair . i wo n't let you . [ scene_break ] carlo : your friends are safe because of you . talia : and one of them is dead because of you . cristian : you really did n't have a choice , antonio . antonio : i 'm coming back . cristian : i know . antonio : as soon as -- as soon as i find a way to get her out of there alive -- i 'm coming back . [ scene_break ] jared : so i 've got to go to this party where everyone hates me , but i wanted you to have this . charlie : what the heck is this ? charlie : oh , my god . i thought this was out of print . jared : it is -- but i tracked it down . charlie : jared , how did you remember ? jared : that -- those pictures in there are of houses you built ? how could i not ? page 54 , 89 , and 105 . it 's really incredible work , dad . charlie : well , it 's just surprising to see what you can do when you 're sober . jared : yeah , well , you 're sober now . who knows what you 're going to do next ? charlie : jared , this is -- i mean , this means so -- i do n't know what to say . jared : it 's okay , dad . charlie : well , just when i was thinking it was going to be such a rotten evening , it kind of turned out pretty good , you know ? [ scene_break ] todd : so you were driving natalie 's car when the brakes went out . viki : yeah . clint : he 's here ? natalie : apparently . clint : oh , god , i love family fun . natalie : here . so -- uncle todd 's here . todd : have you ever had problems with the brakes on your car before ? natalie : no . todd : and where is it now ? viki : it 's in the shop . have a drink . todd : are the cops looking at this ? viki : yes , i 'm sure they are . todd : you think they were tampered with ? someone trying to kill you ? nora : always the sparkling conversationalist , are n't you , todd ? todd : pretty logical assumption though , do n't you think ? you and your boyfriend have racked up quite an enemies list over the last couple of months . clint : look , this is a party . why do n't you change the subject ? todd : i can see why you would n't want to talk about suspects -- you being an obvious one yourself . clint : ah , now , just a minute -- nora : todd , todd . tess : [ as jessica ] hey , would you mind if we talked about something other than death ? todd : yeah . tess : thank you . i heard that you took care of bree when i could n't . did she give you any trouble ? todd : no , she 's a peach . you know i love kids . [ scene_break ] jack : he ca n't help it , mom . blair : listen , jack , let 's not talk about your daddy anymore , all right ? dorian : was todd harassing you again ? jack : we just ran into him , that 's all . dorian : did you call the police ? blair : i did n't have to . it was a public place . jack , take these upstairs and put these on my bed , please . jack : right -- like i do n't know what you 're gon na say . blair : thank you . jack : no problem . dorian : did you call the police ? blair : dorian , he was going over to viki 's good - bye party , and then i left . dorian : tonight ? blair : yeah , why ? why do you care ? dorian : i saved that cow 's life , and she does n't invite me to her good - bye party ? oh , no , no -- i ca n't let her leave without saying my good - byes . your daughter -- she needs you very much tonight . take care of her . blair : wait , wait . todd told me that cole signed over the rights to the baby . dorian : he also broke up with her . she 's in the living room now , heartbroken . [ scene_break ] starr : i know that i still love him . and that he still loves me . but -- he said that all he 's going to think about when he sees me is how i gave away his baby . and even if -- even if i decided to keep the baby , that he knows that i would only be doing it for him -- and how he knows that i do n't want our baby . langston : that 's harsh . starr : but i still love him , langston . and that 's how he feels . and i know that he still loves me -- i do . but he never -- he never wants to see me again . never -- and there 's just nothing that i can do about that . [ scene_break ] markko : go on , thornhart , you trying to lose ? you still love her , do n't you ? cole : yeah . markko : so , you broke up with her ? it does n't make a lot of sense , dude . cole : got him ! markko : that 'll teach me to be sympathetic . cole : you know , i lost both my parents , and every time i see starr , i see another loss . markko : you mean the baby . cole : yeah . markko : so , you push starr away , you 're going to lose somebody else . cole : dude , you just do n't get it . markko : that 's a fact . cole : there 's no way i 'm getting over losing that baby , okay ? markko : you think you 'll get over losing starr ? starr : it 's okay . it 's okay . [ scene_break ] cristian : stop the plane . stop the damn plane . antonio : what the hell are you doing ? cristian : : get the pilot to stop the plane . sarah ! [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , i thought you were n't going to show up . jared : everyone looks so happy to see me . natalie : where were you ? jared : i went to see my dad . viki : oh , excuse me . how is charlie ? jared : just fine . thank you for asking . viki : i 'm glad you two are close again . natalie : so , things are getting a little better ? jared : i 'm trying . natalie : you know what ? let me go get you something to eat . jared : no , do n't -- leave me alone with -- uh , clint . it 's nice to see you . clint : no . no , it 's not . i 'd like a word with you alone . get over here . jared : right . clint : i told natalie that i would do this because it is better for the family , particularly jessica , that i pretend to -- oh , i do n't know , like you . jared : yeah . clint : yeah . and i think i can do it if you stay the hell away from me . jared : good one . i 'll remember that . natalie : were you just talking to my dad ? that 's great -- so , see ? this is n't -- this party is n't so bad , you know ? jared : yeah , it 's -- it 's fun , really . natalie : come on ; let 's go get you a drink . nora : and you promise you wo n't worry about any of us , right ? viki : no , i ca n't promise that , no . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm so sorry . i 'm so , so sorry . i know the two of you really love each other . but it 's going to work out , okay ? it will . starr : like it does with you and dad ? i 'm sorry , i just -- i really do n't want to talk about it anymore . blair : okay , okay . i do n't think anything is going to make you feel much better , but i went shopping today , and i got the two of you some fabulous tops . you want to see them ? starr : yeah , sure . blair : okay , i 'll be right back . starr : yeah , take your time . langston : do you want me to leave you alone ? starr : no . no , believe me , i 'm really glad that you 're here , because you 're the only one that 's telling me that -- it 's not really going to be okay . langston : well , because that would be a lie . this whole thing sucks . starr : i know that i 'm doing what 's right for my baby . it 's just really sad , because cole is -- cole is never going to get over that . [ scene_break ] cole : no , i 'm not going to be able to get over starr . markko : then why do n't you un - break up with her ? cole : i ca n't . markko : it does n't bother you ? cole : what ? markko : what you 're doing to starr . [ scene_break ] blair : wait a minute -- i did n't go to logan 's . oh , must have picked up todd 's little package by mistake . hmm -- for his new girlfriend , huh ? so much for platonic . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] well , i 'd like to thank all of you for coming . i 'm sure mom will be very comforted to know that all of you will take care of me while she 's away -- dad , nora , todd . i 'll call you if i need you , but i 'm pretty sure that , you know , jared and natalie are all that i need right now . dorian : good evening . did somebody forget to invite me ? [ scene_break ] tina : can you see anything ? antonio : no , it 's too damn dark . tina : oh , my god .
after dorian finds out that cole broke up with starr , she instantly assumes that todd put him up to it because he does n't want any man in his daughter 's life except for himself . but neither starr nor blair buy that . `` jessica `` ( who 's probably really tess ) plans a going away party for viki and invites her friends and family . but she still has a `` plan `` for natalie and jared . charlie and jared are getting along well and reconciling . antonio grudgingly agrees to go back with tina and cristian and leave talia behind after she demands he does . they all believe they have lost sarah . but cristian finds her , and she is alive and well .
téa : oh ! blair : cha ! téa : ohh . you do n't give up , do you ? blair : this is the best part of the wedding -- always . téa : ahh . todd : do n't worry about it . there 's plenty of me to go around . téa : ohh . todd : i was kidding . téa : what , about the 3 of us getting married ? blair : well , you know , with the job market the way that it is , you could probably use some quick cash , téa ... téa : heh heh heh . todd : she said it , not me . téa : oh , no , of course not . todd manning can do no wrong ! blair : well , you 're the one that always gets him off of his charges . téa : oy . todd : why do n't you go home , blair ? blair : todd , i just got here ! [ scene_break ] clint : and here i thought that this wedding was gon na be a little bit civilized . nora : are you kidding ? compared to asa 's nuptials , this is downright restrained . charlie : well , should we call someone ? national guard , the green berets , or ... viki : well , i -- i do n't think that that 's really necessary . clint : let them do their worst . i 'm not gon na let some crazy love triangle spoil my fun . [ scene_break ] matthew : did you see that ? rachel : um , maybe we should go get some sparkling cider . matthew : he looked really upset . rachel : yeah , he did . maybe it 's because his son tried to blackmail him this morning . [ scene_break ] greg : i thought you wanted my opinion . bo : ugh . bourbon , please -- neat . bartender : coming right up . greg : well , can we move it to thursday morning ? because i do n't want to wait that long . this kid needs help now . bo : make it a double . greg : fine . thursday afternoon . bo : did you hear the one about the doctor who was losing his patients ? he could n't wait to slice open my son . [ scene_break ] rex : you told stacy to what ? gigi : i told her to have an abortion . please say something . rex : gigi , how could you do that ? [ scene_break ] stacy : please ! it 's my baby ! e.m.t . : you 're pregnant ? stacy : you have to save my baby , please ! e.m.t . : okay . just calm down . stacy : please help me ! just save my baby . e.m.t . : what 's your name ? stacy : stacy . stacy . e.m.t . : how far along are you , stacy ? stacy : 6 weeks . e.m.t . : how long have you been having these pains ? stacy : not long . it just happened . e.m.t . : what were you doing when it started ? stacy : i did n't do anything . e.m.t . : stacy , just listen to me . did anything happen right before the pain started ? [ stacy takes a deep breath ] stacy : my sister . e.m.t . : what about your sister ? stacy : she came over here . everything was fine before she came . e.m.t . : what did she do ? stacy : she tried to get me to have an abortion . [ scene_break ] gigi : i did n't plan it , rex . rex : you told me you went to the a.t.m . gigi : i was on my way to viki 's wedding , and i just could n't stop thinking about stacy and you and this baby , and the next thing i knew , i was at the loft handing her $ 300 . rex : to have an abortion ? gigi : i 'm sorry . i just ca n't deal with this , rex ! i just want this thing to go away . rex : `` this thing `` ? gigi : you know what i mean -- everything , all of it . rex : when were you gon na tell me about this , anyway ? gigi : i 'm telling you now ! rex : what if it 's too late ? gigi : what are you talking about ? where are you going ? rex : where do you think i 'm going ? to stop stacy . [ scene_break ] bo : thank you . greg : are you okay ? bo : me ? oh , yeah , of course . why would n't i be okay ? greg : well , you seem like you have something on your mind . bo : nah . nah , not me . i am fine . fan ... tastic . greg : great . glad to hear it . bo : there is that one little problem , though . greg : oh , yeah ? what 's that ? bo : you want to operate on my son without my permission . greg : now , hold on one second , mr. buchanan . bo : and then there 's that other part of it where he may be even worse off after the operation or ... it could kill him . greg : you came to me , not the other way around . i did n't push anything on you or your son . bo : no , of course not . could we do this again , please ? greg : look , mr. buchanan . i already told matthew that i was n't sure if i 'd be comfortable operating without your consent , or your wife 's . bo : she 's not my wife ! [ scene_break ] matthew : what are you talking about ? rachel : i know that you saw bo kissing mom and threatened to tell clint . she told me . matthew : look . i did n't want to hurt anyone . i just really want this surgery . rachel : yeah , well , that 's the problem with trying to make adult decisions . they come with adult responsibilities . matthew : then what are you supposed to do ? rachel : decide if you can live with it . [ scene_break ] natalie : i want you to know how much it meant to me to be a part of your ceremony . i mean , after this last year and everything that happened , i -- it made me realize how important all of you are to me and how lucky i am to have you all in my family ... and to stand up for you with jess , and uncle bo next to you , dad . nora : yes , we were very , very lucky . natalie : yeah . jared : one big happy family . heh ! [ scene_break ] brody : you were robbed . jessica : what ? brody : the bouquet ? with all that football practice , i thought for sure you had it in the bag . you okay ? [ jessica sighs ] jessica : i 'm fine . i was just , uh , thinking about earlier at nash 's grave , and i 'm sorry that you had to find me there . brody : no big deal . jessica : yeah , well ... this is supposed to be a celebration . brody : you wanted to talk to him . jessica : yeah , but that 's all that i 've been doing lately , ever since i thought i saw him last night , and i feel like he 's trying to say something back . brody : makes sense to me . jessica : it does . brody : i think i know why you think nash is trying to tell you something . [ scene_break ] blair : looking a little wilted . téa : hothouse flower . someone brought it where it does n't belong . blair : no , see , i think it 's just been sitting around getting old and shriveled up . remind you of someone ? téa : ha ha ha . ugh ! blair : was it something i said ? [ téa sighs ] [ scene_break ] destiny : you caught the bouquet . that means you 're the next girl to get married . téa : no , it means you are . destiny : really ? you do n't want it ? téa : no . there 's no one i want to marry . todd : oh , would you give me a break ? i 'm trying , all right ? i even danced with you . téa : yeah , and now you 're free to give blair a whirl . todd : i do n't want to dance with blair . it 's not my fault she showed up , you know . téa : you know , you 're right . there are clearly greater forces at work here . todd : what does that mean ? téa : tsk ! it means we were kidding ourselves . no , you know what it means ? i was kidding myself . i do n't know why i thought tonight would be any different . our date was doomed . todd : you 're giving up way too easily , i think . téa : no , i think i just finally know when to quit . um , shaun , will you take me home ? shaun : right now ? todd : téa , come on . téa : yeah , right now . can we get out of here ? i need to go . blair : oh , good , téa 's leaving . come on , todd . let 's dance . [ blair hums ] [ téa scoffs ] blair : they 're playing our song . téa : yeah , todd ! enjoy your dance ! todd : i do not want to dance with blair . i ... téa : well , you do n't want to dance with me , either , okay ? todd : i do n't want to dance with anyone , but i would like to finish our date . téa : well , it 's a little hard with dancing blair over here to finish our date . blair : i 'm not going anywhere . viki invited me , girlfriend . todd : look . blair , you 're welcome to stay as long as you want . téa and i are living now . téa : no , no , no , no , no , no . i am leaving , by myself . blair : aww . todd : so that 's it ? you 're just gon na give up on us ? since when did you let blair get to you ? téa : do you think maybe i ... i do n't enjoy this -- coming in second in a beauty contest ? todd : no , you 're coming in first . téa : well , it does n't feel like it . todd : i do n't want blair . téa : well , obviously , blair thinks that you do want her . todd : all right . blair ? blair : mm - hmm ? todd : i do not want you . i want téa . all right ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : and i would like you to go home . blair : anything else ? todd : no , but just in case that 's not clear enough for you -- téa , excuse me . téa : what ? [ scene_break ] brody : you 've had a rough year . jessica : it has n't been easy for you , either . brody : you lost your husband . jessica : yeah , and now i think he 's back . brody : look . it was just your anniversary , of your wedding and of nash 's death . it makes sense you 've been thinking about him . jessica : but seeing ghosts ? brody : i do n't think he 's a ghost . jessica : what did i see ? brody : the man you were in love with long before you met me . jessica : what are you saying ? brody : maybe this -- us -- is happening too fast for you . [ scene_break ] greg : i 'm sorry . i meant `` ex - wife . `` bo : and that 's right . nora is my ex - wife . i guess you do n't know everything after all . greg : look , mr. buchanan . i 'm not in the habit of forcing my services on anyone . now , your brother brought me in here because he thought i could be of some help . bo : that 's right , my brother . there 's another guy who thought he had all the answers . greg : mr. buchanan . bo : look . ahem . matthew is my son , right ? he 's my son . and i say that he is not having this operation without my permission , or my ex - wife 's . rachel : bo , what 's wrong ? bo : excuse me , rachel . rachel : what did you say to him ? [ scene_break ] gigi : no , rex , you do n't have to go to the loft . stacy 's not having an abortion . rex : how do you know ? gigi : trust me . i know . she threw the money at me , and then she threw me out . you seem relieved . rex : i -- i -- i do n't know what i am . i just do n't understand why you would do this . gigi : you do n't understand ? how many times has she tried to ruin our lives ? and now she 's got a brand - new way to do it ! rex : so you figured that if she had an abortion , that would solve everything ? gigi : i wish it would solve everything . i wish i could make this all go away . rex : you do n't think that i want that ? you think that i 'm happy that i slept with stacy ? i wish none of this would have ever happened . gigi : but it did , because i did n't tell you the truth . rex : no . look . it 's not your fault . gigi : it 's not yours , either . there 's only one person i blame for this whole mess . rex : stacy . gigi : she does n't deserve you ! rex : she does n't have me ! gigi : but she has your child ! rex : you think that makes a difference ? gigi : i do n't know ! but if there was no baby , then at least all of this would be over ! if there was no baby , we might have a chance . rex : but there is a baby , and i can not abandon this child , gigi . so i guess what i 'm asking is ... can you live with that ? [ scene_break ] stacy : it 's okay , stacy . baby 's gon na be fine . it has to be . e.m.t . : should we wait till she gets to the hospital ? second e.m.t . : nah , i do n't think that 's a good idea . stacy : this baby 's gon na bring you and rex closer together . you 'll see . everything 's gon na be all right . e.m.t . : stacy ? stacy : i 'm starting to feel better . does that mean that the baby is okay ? e.m.t . : i 'm afraid not . [ scene_break ] gigi : what are you saying ? you want to raise the baby with stacy . rex : no ! of course not ! but i ca n't turn my back on this kid . i 'm sorry , gigi , i ca n't . gigi : because of what happened with shane . rex : that was n't your fault . gigi : but you do n't want it to happen to this kid . rex : this kid did n't do anything . gigi : maybe not , but he comes attached to stacy , and she 's done plenty . rex : she wo n't hurt us anymore . gigi : how do you know ? rex : because i wo n't let her ! i am not gon na lose you , not after everything that happened , but i ca n't ... send her away . you know , `` see you around . good luck raising my kid . `` gigi : i know you ca n't . you could never do that . that 's not who you are . rex : i guess it would be easier if i was . gigi : no . what would make things easier -- may god strike me down for saying this , but i would give anything for stacy not to be pregnant . [ scene_break ] stacy : what do you mean , my baby 's not okay ? e.m.t . : those pains you have -- stacy : yeah , but they 're gone now . e.m.t . : you were right . there was something wrong . stacy : well , then do something . fix it ! e.m.t . : there 's nothing we can do . stacy : you do n't understand . this baby 's everything to me . this is rex 's baby . e.m.t . : i 'm sorry . you 're not pregnant anymore . you had a miscarriage . [ scene_break ] todd : is that clear enough for you ? blair : excuse me while i ... go throw up . todd : all right . let 's go . téa : why ? just because you kissed me , you think we 're going together ? todd : well , you told me i could kiss you . téa : yeah , i said i might let you kiss me at the end of the night if the date went well . todd : oh , it 's gone very well , until blair showed up . but she 's gone now , so -- téa : yeah , and it 's the end of the night . todd : okay , wait a minute . not until i 've given you your surprise . téa : what surprise ? todd : well , if i told you , then it would n't be a surprise , would it ? téa : i do n't know . destiny : give the boy a chance . todd : yeah ! listen to her . téa : why should i listen to you ? todd : because she 's got the bouquet , and by law , you 've got to do what she says . téa : i have never heard of that . todd : would you like to look it up ? téa : yeah , we 'll look it up on our way . shall we ? [ scene_break ] jessica : do you want to slow things down between us ? brody : no . no , that 's -- jessica : no , no , because if you did , i would totally understand . so i ... [ brody sighs ] brody : jessica , when i see you , i want to run to you as fast as i can . i ca n't wait to start our future together , but only if that 's what you want , too . jessica : i do . i do . that 's what i want . i feel the same way . it 's just i -- i 'm scared . brody : of what ? jessica : of everything . but mostly this : this feeling that i 'm having about nash , i do n't know what it is , but i ca n't say that it 's not real , and ... can you live with that ? brody : as long as i have you , i think i can do just about anything . [ scene_break ] destiny : can you get me a drink ? shaun : why ca n't you get it ? destiny : i have the bouquet . you have to do whatever i want . shaun : since when do you start believing anything todd manning tells you ? destiny : téa believed him . shaun : yeah , she did . destiny : at least you did n't have to drive her home . it would be lame if you had to leave your own date . where is rachel , anyway ? shaun : i 've been wondering the same thing . [ scene_break ] rachel : what happened with bo ? greg : you 'll have to ask him . rachel : you must have said something that upset him . greg : yes , you 're right , that 's exactly what must have happened . and here i thought i was just drinking my scotch and minding my own business . rachel : so he just stormed out of here for no reason ? greg : no . first , he decided to pick a fight with me about matthew 's surgery . rachel : getting sued by his own son kind of threw him for a loop . greg : yeah , we touched on that . that 's when things got a little dicey . rachel : when you mentioned matthew 's lawsuit ? greg : when i mentioned your mom -- specifically , when i referred to her as bo 's wife . rachel : oh . greg : yeah . i take it that has some significance for you ? rachel : it does . and i 'm sorry . it has nothing to do with you . bo 's , uh -- he 's going through a lot right now . actually , we 're in the middle of my mother 's wedding reception . greg : oh . well , that explains why you look so beautiful . rachel : heh . smooth . greg : what ? rachel : no woman looks good in a bridesmaid 's dress . it 's been documented . greg : mmm . then tonight 's one for the books , then , because you must be the most gorgeous woman in this room . hmm . i 'm a little surprised that my brother let you out of his sight . some other guy might just scoop you up . [ scene_break ] matthew : you got one of the bouquets ? does n't that mean you 're , like , getting married next or something ? destiny : heh ! that 's only if you catch it . téa gave it to me . shaun : but possession is 9/10 of the law . [ scene_break ] natalie : you guys ready to cut the cake ? clint : have they finished taking its portrait ? [ laughter ] viki : i 'll tell you , it is so beautiful , it seems a shame to cut it . however ... ha ha ha ! nora : are you kidding ? i 've been waiting for this all day . natalie : hey , everybody gather around ! we 're cutting the cake ! clint : all right , now , let 's -- how should we do this ? nora : as fast as possible , that 's how . [ laughter ] nora : okay . all together ? charlie : yeah . nora : okay . viki : 1 , 2 , 3 . whoa ! nora : yes ! viki : one . and ... cut the -- there we go . charlie : here we go . viki : well , you think it 's gon na be as good as the pie at the bon - jour ? charlie : there 's only one way to find out . viki : here you go . charlie : all right . viki : oh , come on , we can have a plate . clint : nora ? nora : yes . ooh . ooh . charlie : here you go . crowd : aww . viki : is it good ? charlie : mmm - mmm ! mmm - mmm . [ applause ] [ scene_break ] stacy : no . no , you have to be wrong . i did n't lose this baby . i ca n't lose this baby . e.m.t . : unfortunately , miscarriages are very common , especially in the early stages . you should be over the worst of it now . stacy : no , i have to be pregnant ! this is rex 's baby . e.m.t . : i 'll call dispatch , just let them know we 're on our way . stacy : no , you do n't understand . this baby proves that he loves me and when we made love , it was n't just a mistake . e.m.t . : no one said it was a mistake . these things just happen sometimes . stacy : you do n't understand . it was meant to be . when that doctor told me i was pregnant , it was a sign to not give up on rex . i ca n't give up on him . i have to have his baby . e.m.t . : you can talk about all of this with the doctor . we need to get you to the hospital . do you want us to call this rex guy so he can meet you there ? [ scene_break ] rex : we ca n't wish stacy 's pregnancy away . it 's real . gigi : believe me , i know . now so does shane . rex : yeah , i 'm sorry i told him . gigi : it 's okay . it 's not like he was n't gon na find out , anyway . rex : but we were going to tell him together . i should n't have told him behind your back . gigi : and i should n't have gone to stacy behind your back , but i did . i told her to have an abortion , and i ca n't take it back . so where does that leave us ? [ scene_break ] rachel : um , can i order a glass of white wine , please ? greg : i thought you did n't drink . rachel : i do n't . greg : okay . rachel : sometimes , i just like to order one to prove that i do n't need to drink it . greg : ah . so this is , what , about being in control ? rachel : exactly . greg : well , that 's no fun . rachel : neither is being a drug addict . greg : so that 's it . rachel : so that 's what ? greg : i look at you , and i see all this fire and passion . rachel : you do ? greg : mm - hmm . but you keep it all bottled up , and i could n't figure out why . but now it makes sense . you 're afraid . rachel : of what ? greg : of really letting yourself go . rachel : you have no idea what you 're talking about . greg : then tell me , why are you dating shaun , then ? because you know that it would never happen with him . [ scene_break ] matthew : so are you gon na get married next ? destiny : yeah , right . matthew : no , i mean , like , do you ever think about it ? destiny : getting married ? matthew : not now , but , like , someday ? destiny : yeah . i do . [ scene_break ] blair : hi , viki . want some cake ? viki : uh , no , thank you . i 've actually had some . hang on . blair : thank you . i -- i 'm so sorry about , you know , what happened at the church . viki : hold still . blair : i was kind of out of line , i know . viki : yes , you were , and so was your aunt . blair : well , you know , she 's had a bad couple of days . viki : please , you do n't have to defend dorian . i do not pretend to understand why she does half the things she does . but you , blair , on the other hand -- blair : do you know why i did what i did ? because if you do , please , please tell -- help me out and tell me . you know ? viki : i think that todd makes the women who care about him do things that they regret . blair : oh , no , i do not care about todd anymore . charlie : i 'm sorry to interrupt , but i need to steal my bride -- blair : charlie . charlie : what ? blair : congratulations , you two . viki : will you promise me one thing , please ? blair : look . i 'm over todd , viki . i -- i -- viki : no . i want to make sure you have a way home . blair : oh , yeah ! yeah , i got -- i got a driver . yeah . go . go . go . viki : enjoy . blair : thank you . i will . [ scene_break ] téa : this is your idea of a surprise ? you got me climbing 6 flights in high heels . what 's so romantic about that ? huh ? todd : would it be possible for you to shut up ? would it be possible for you to close your eyes ? [ téa sighs ] todd : close your eyes . téa : okay ! todd : closed ? téa : jeez . yes . they 're closed . [ téa sighs ] todd : all right , open them . téa : what is all this ? you 're not gon na be singing , are you ? todd : no . he is ! téa : frankie ? frankie negron ? oh ! oh ! [ scene_break ] rachel : why would you say that about your own brother ? greg : i said that about you . you 're afraid to lose control . rachel : and that 's why i 'm dating shaun ? greg : hey , look . i love the guy . everybody does . he 's nice , dependable , trustworthy ... rachel : is n't that what most women want ? greg : sure , but you 're not most women . but you keep trying to convince yourself that you are because you do n't want to lose control . you 're afraid of what might happen if you really did . rachel : you do n't know me . greg : oh , no ? [ greg chuckles ] i stand corrected . shaun : hey . did you spill something , bro ? greg : uh , yeah . rachel : not exactly . shaun : i 've been looking for you . rachel : oh , did i miss the wedding cake ? shaun : this is for you . rachel : thank you . greg : oh , you brought rachel a piece of cake . shaun : yeah ? so ? greg : oh , nothing . it 's just that it 's so ... nice of you . [ scene_break ] téa : frankie negron ? frankie : you must be téa . you 're even more beautiful than todd described . téa : aw . how did you know i love frankie negron ? todd : you got him playing in your car every time i 'm in it . téa : ohh . `` holding on to love `` is my favorite . todd : pretty good , right ? téa : oh ! wait . wait . you are an international superstar . you play to crowds all over the world . frankie : and tonight , i 'm singing just for you . téa : why ? i mean , i know that todd 's rich , but he 's not that rich . todd : no , actually , i am that rich . but , uh , that 's not why he agreed . i made a sizeable donation to his favorite charity , and ... téa : okay . so ... so if it 's not the money , then what are you doing here ? frankie : he feels terrible about what happened between him and blair . téa : you told frankie about what happened between you and blair in the cabana ? frankie : only to explain how much he has to make up for . he feels terrible about what happened , because knowing that he hurt you -- well , it 's killing him . téa : he said that ? frankie : uh , may i sing for you now ? téa : yes , please . [ téa chuckles ] [ scene_break ] gigi : this is such a mess . [ gigi sighs ] i wish i could go back in time . but i ca n't . all i can do is feel sorry . i hate it . rex : it 's okay . gigi : no , it 's not , because sorry ca n't fix anything . sorry ca n't change what happened . it ca n't tell you i was only pretending to break up with you . it ca n't fix you missing the first 10 years of shane 's life . it ca n't even stop me from talking to stacy this afternoon without you . rex : and it ca n't stop me from talking to shane without you . you 're right , it ca n't fix anything . it 's just so much stuff that i would n't have done ! gigi : i just do n't want to fight anymore . i need you . i love you so much . rex : i love you , too . what do you say , from now on , we stick together ? gigi : i think that 's the only way we 're gon na get through this . rex : okay . then we 're agreed , from now on , we 're a united front . gigi : that sounds like a plan . i 'm sorry . rex : i 'm sorry , too . [ scene_break ] e.m.t . : stacy ? you want us to call rex ? stacy : no . e.m.t . : you should n't go through this alone . why do n't you give us his number , and we can ask him to meet you at the hospital ? stacy : no . no , i 'm not gon na go to the hospital . e.m.t . : you need to see your ob - gyn . stacy : why , so he can tell me i had a miscarriage ? e.m.t . : so he can make sure you 're all right . stacy : i 'm not all right . nothing is all right . e.m.t . : your body has been through a trauma . you need to make sure there are no complications . stacy : fine . i 'll go tomorrow . e.m.t . : if you wait , you might have problems later . stacy : just go ! e.m.t . : if you feel any worse , call us back . it 's not your fault . it 's nobody 's fault . and when you 're better , you and rex can try again . [ scene_break ] viki : i should have known this was where you were taking me . charlie : well , i figured we ought to start our new life together at the place where we ... viki : we started our new life together . charlie : yeah , or at least one hell of a knockoff . viki : it 's perfect . i would n't want to be anywhere else tonight . [ keys jangle ] [ door opens ] charlie : kind of romantic like this , all nice and quiet . viki : i keep expecting moe to come flying out of there yelling at noelle about [ indistinct ] charlie : yeah . you missed him today , did n't you ? viki : yeah , i really did . charlie : it was pretty bad timing , his father taking that fall . viki : yes , it was . have i told you how very happy i am to be your wife ? charlie : you know , you have n't even seen your surprise . look . viki : oh ! ooh . [ viki chuckles ] mmm - mmm - mmm . ooh , yes ! `` to the newlyweds , sorry we could n't make it to the wedding , but we were there at the beginning , and we 're always here for you . congratulations . now have some pie . love , moe and noelle . `` charlie : looks delicious . viki : yeah . ohh . you know what i think ? charlie : what 's that ? viki : i 'm awfully glad i ran away from home to be a waitress . charlie : me , too . [ scene_break ] frankie : in my life when the darkness was once all i had to hold there were so many reasons for me to let go i would fight pushed away all i knew that was real inside sold my soul like a child who just needed to survive [ singing in spanish ] frankie : here i am holding on to love i lost back then ready to believe in you again let 's give this one more try [ singing in spanish ] frankie : take a stand do n't look back all the things that they said i would n't be before i let it get the best of me i 'm the only one to blame here i am holding on to love i lost back then ready to believe in you again let 's give this one more try [ scene_break ] [ singing in spanish ] charlie : mrs. banks . frankie : you 're the one all along i 've come to know it 's time to give you my all [ singing in spanish ] [ scene_break ] clint : mrs. buchanan ... i hope you saved the last dance for me . [ frankie sings in spanish ] frankie : oh oh oh , no here i am holding on to love i lost back then ready to believe in you again let 's give this one more try i was blind i 'm finally moving on from my mistakes hoping all the pain was not in vain i 've left that all behind yeah
at the buchanan - banks wedding reception , bo rails at greg about trying to convince matthew to have surgery without his permission . greg protests that clint brought him here . bo tells him matthew is his son , not clint 's . rachel enters as bo is leaving and demands to know what greg said to him . he tells her bo became angry when greg accidentally referred to nora as bo 's wife . rachel orders a glass of wine and explains that she sometimes orders one to prove to herself that she does n't have to drink it . greg surmises that rachel must always stay in control , and that is why she is dating someone safe like shawn . she throws her wine in his face .
old todd : hey , shorty , you 're all grown up , huh ? i knew you 'd believe me . starr : ok . so you know my nickname . let 's see what else you know about my family and me . old todd : my family , too . starr : that 's what we 're going to find out . [ scene_break ] dani : destiny is a smart girl . she 'll figure this out . just wish she 'd told me sooner . shaun : i do n't think destiny could admit to herself that she was having a baby -- dani : i think you 're right . shaun : but there 's no denying it now . [ scene_break ] vivian : your pregnancy is normal . destiny : i guess that 's good news ? vivian : yeah , but now you have some tough decisions to make , and you need to make them right away . [ scene_break ] blair : well , you have finally told me the truth about your history with todd , no matter how horrible it is . tomás : you 've always deserved to know . blair : no . what i deserved to know is which of these two men is the father of my children . tomás : once mcbain gets the results of the dna test , you 'll know . blair : oh , tomás , i do n't think you 've noticed this about me , but patience is not one of my many , many virtues . tomás : meaning ? blair : well , the way i see it , we need to figure out what happened to todd from the time you dropped him off to that rogue agent baker till he walked back into town with a new face 8 years ago . tomás : yes . fortunately , the only person that knows exactly what happened to todd is todd . [ scene_break ] jack : you 're my father . i 'm on your side , and i always will be . todd : thanks , jack . i 'm glad you believe i 'm your father . jack : yeah . i do , even if starr does n't . todd : huh ? [ scene_break ] starr : if you are my father , like you say that you are , then you wo n't have any trouble answering a few questions . old todd : is this a test ? [ scene_break ] john : the answers you 're looking for are in this envelope . viki : why ? what is it ? john : it 's the dna test results on your brother and the man we have in our holding cell . this will tell us which one of them is the real todd manning . [ scene_break ] shaun : i ca n't even wrap my head around it . my baby sister is having a baby . dani : i know . it 's just -- shaun : wrong , especially since matthew buchanan is n't here to help out . dani : that 's not his fault . shaun , you know he would be here for destiny if he could . shaun : i know . it 's just that it 's bad enough that destiny has to go through this at all . she should n't have to do it by herself . dani : she 's not by herself . she 's got you and dr. wright , and she has me . i 'm not going anywhere . shaun : i know that . destiny is lucky to have you as a friend . she 's gon na need you . vivian : destiny would like you to come in for a consultation . not you , shaun . she wants dani . [ scene_break ] tomás : did mcbain give you any idea when to expect the results from the dna test ? blair : oh , i do n't know how long i can wait . my family is completely turned upside down . tomás : my family , too . blair : well , then we both have a lot at stake , do n't we ? we both need to know who the real todd is . what we know for sure is that baker ordered you to kill todd 8 years ago . tomás : but then he changed his orders once i found todd nearly beaten to death in that tomb . instead , he told me to bring todd in . blair : and then months later , he shows his face in llanview with a completely different face . tomás : and the only person who knows what happened in between is todd . blair : well , you know what ? we need to talk to todd . i want to hear his side of the story right now . [ scene_break ] john : what do you say we open these together ? viki : do you know , i 'm almost afraid to know the results ? i mean , what if i find out that the man that i 've been loyal to and been forgiving and defending all these years is n't my brother at all ? he 's an imposter . john : sounds like the guy downstairs made quite an impression on you . viki : john , that man not only has todd 's face . he has his memories , all of them . he knows things about our history that no one else could know . he knows details of private conversations between us . john : he does ? viki : yes , he does . he reminded me of a time that i came upon him in the cemetery . this was 18 years ago . starr was a baby . he had been gone for a long time . we all thought he was dead . john : lightning strikes twice . viki : he told me that i was the one person above all else and anyone else that he could trust . it 's like he 'd stabbed me in the heart because if he 's todd , and he seems to be , that means that i have been betraying my brother for years . i 've been loving and loyal to an imposter . how could i have done that ? john : you ca n't beat yourself up about that . viki : ca n't i ? john : no . no . you ca n't . you know , the more interesting question for me is , how can someone like you go to bat for someone like him for all these years , no matter who he is ? [ scene_break ] starr : you are damn right this is a test . old todd : oh , my god . starr : i was in shock . old todd : well , probably , but i could see in your eyes that you know who i am . starr : maybe you got me when you called me shorty , but that is not enough to convince me . if you are and want to prove that you are who you say you are , then you are gon na have to come up with the goods . old todd : ok . fine . go ahead . starr : ok . old todd : fire away . starr : first question -- when i was a little girl , how did we communicate when you were away ? old todd : through a stuffed frog . starr : name . old todd : fred . starr : that 's not enough . full name . old todd : fred the magic frog . next ? [ scene_break ] téa : jack , did starr actually say that she does n't believe that todd is really her father ? todd : of course she did n't , did she ? what did she tell you ? jack : i do n't know . she was saying all kinds of crazy stuff . todd : yeah ? like what ? jack : like about , you know , how you were with your old face , how you acted different then . todd : and where is she now ? jack : i do n't know , but do n't listen to her , dad . she 's wrong . todd : all right . thanks , buddy . really means a lot that someone i know believes in me . so jack is on my side . apparently , the jury is still out on starr . where do you stand ? [ scene_break ] shaun : so that 's how it 's gon na be ? my little sister thinks i 'm gon na sit out here in the waiting room while she goes through the toughest time in her life ? vivian : she asked for dani . i 'm sure she 'll tell you all about it later . shaun : i 'm the one taking care of her now . i have the right to be in there . vivian : i know , but she 's my patient , and it 's my job to make sure that she 's comfortable and to protect her privacy . shaun : and i 'm not going to make her uncomfortable , and i 'm not gon na sit out here and be quiet . destiny : shaun , i just want dani in here , ok ? shaun : i get that . i 'm glad that she 's here for you , but i love you , little d . destiny : i know . it 's just -- shaun : you think i 'm gon na embarrass you ? destiny : i do n't know . shaun : i can keep it in check . little d. this family has had too many secrets , and it has torn us apart . so from now on , we should n't hide anything . so i 'm asking you , please , let me come in and be a part of this . destiny : ok . [ scene_break ] todd : what 's the matter ? cat got your tongue ? you know what we should do is get dani down here . we can take a vote , and maybe i can convince her that i 'm really her father . then i 'd be ahead , 2 out of 4 . téa : you 're absolutely right . i want to tell dani about this . in fact , i was gon na tell her about it today , but she said she had to be somewhere . todd : oh , right . you could n't stop her . téa : no . i could n't . she said she had an important appointment , and she ran out somewhere . todd : mm - hmm . well , she can weigh in later , but i 'm just curious about you . you with me or not ? téa : did n't mcbain say something about a dna test ? he said he had a sample from you , right ? todd : yes . he did . i 'd like to know how he got it . i never consented to it , but the other day , i found him in my office ransacking my desk . so he must 've stolen it . is that legal ? téa : why would it matter ? if you are who you say you are , then some dna sample mcbain has should n't scare you . [ scene_break ] john : with all due respect , i never understood why you gave manning a free pass . viki : look . i know what you think about todd , and , obviously , it 's completely justified . when i first met him , i disliked him , and then my reservations about him were more than confirmed when he raped marty and tried to implicate my son kevin in the rape . that was unspeakable . and then i found out that he was my brother , and i was horrified , but after a while , i began to see him as a kindred spirit of sorts . john , we are both products , victims of our father , victor lord . you know the stories . you know what he did . the damage that he did to us manifests itself very differently in todd than in me , but we are both very damaged people nonetheless . john : and yet you 're not a sociopath . viki : i know . he 's a rapist . he 's a child . he 's a liar . he 's a monster sometimes . he 's also just a human being , and he is capable of great love and remorse and acts of kindness and courage that are completely unexpected . more than anything , he loves his family . [ scene_break ] starr : first snake . old todd : boa constrictor . starr : name . old todd : barney . starr : barney 's favorite lunch . old todd : mice , preferably white mice . starr : yes or no -- was a tarantula my favorite spider ? old todd : that 's , like , a trick question because technically , a tarantula , while an arachnid , is not actually a spider . do you know why ? starr : do you ? old todd : a spider 's fangs , they move on an axis , but a tarantula 's are fixed . starr : what was my favorite spider ? old todd : black widow because after it mates , it eats the poor sap . starr : my favorite place ? old todd : reptile roundup . starr : favorite mode of transportation . old todd : taxi , especially when you 're grounded . starr : these are all too easy . who is my arch nemesis ? old todd : max holden . starr : what did i do to him ? old todd : piranhas in the bathtub . by the way , really great move . i never got a chance to tell you . starr : there 's no chitchat here , ok ? old todd : ok . starr : we -- what did i buy with the credit card that i stole from max ? old todd : horse poop . starr : asa buchanan and i had a battle . what is it i used as a weapon ? old todd : silly string . how am i doing ? you believe me now ? starr : why should i ? everything i just asked you is right here in this book , and you read it , did n't you ? you cheated . [ scene_break ] tomás : blair , blair , todd is not gon na tell us what happened after i delivered him to baker . blair : why not ? tomás : two reasons -- he lived with it this long already -- blair : or he might not be the same guy . tomás : exactly . blair : well , you know what ? i got to try . if there 's just the slightest chance it 'll bring me closer to knowing who this guy is , then i 'm gon na take it . tomás : that kiss . blair : tomás , i thought we were gon na drop the kiss . tomás : the guy with the scar on his face kissed you . you felt something , even though you have n't admitted it . blair : i told you when i first met you that todd manning was the love of my life , and in that wedding , in that picture , he showered me with gold balloons . it was the happiest day of my life . tomás : dorian said something , that you never loved anyone as much as you loved todd , and that 's the reason you gravitate back to him . blair : well , what about it ? tomás : i want you to know that i hope that i can break that cycle , no matter who that guy is in the jail cell . you think that 's possible ? blair : i ca n't answer that , not until i know the whole story . [ scene_break ] vivian : i examined destiny , and i 've already told her that her pregnancy is progressing normally . shaun : that 's good , right ? her and the baby are healthy ? vivian : very , but this was an unplanned pregnancy -- destiny : no kidding . vivian : and the pregnancy is quite advanced . right now , destiny has a lot of options open to her , and we will go over all of those in detail , but as her doctor and her friend , i just want you all to understand that if destiny makes the decision to terminate , this will have to happen very quickly . shaun : wait . what do you mean , terminate ? dani : shaun , like if she decides to have an abortion . shaun : viv , what are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] john : some of those are very nice sentiments , but you know , in my line of work , you end up finding out that everybody has got an excuse . `` daddy did n't love me , so i became a murderer . `` `` daddy did n't show me any affection , and so i became a pedophile . `` and , yeah , you 're right . when todd 's family is in trouble , he tries like hell to save them , but 9 times out of 10 , he 's the one that put them in danger in the first place . viki : you do n't have to say any more . i mean , i 've said the same stuff to myself . i ca n't tell you how many times i 've said , `` that 's it . i give up . i am through with him , `` and i have never been able to go through with it because , basically , this is a child . he 's a child who was hurt and damaged and fractured , and i guess i will always love him . john : gigi morasco was your friend , was n't she ? viki : yeah . of course she was . john : jack manning is responsible for her death , and todd paid to cover it up . can you just ignore that one ? [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm not afraid of the test . i am who i say i am , and , obviously , the tests are gon na prove it . téa : good . todd : no . not good . john mcbain ransacked my desk and stole a dna sample . that has got to be invasion of privacy or something . téa : i think we got bigger problems than that right now . todd : well , i do n't . i 'm gon na go over there and deal with him , i think . téa : no , no , no , no . you 're not . i 'll go . you two are like oil and water , all right . let me go before you start world war iii . todd : you know , what 's nice is that you 're still my lawyer , even if you 're not sure i 'm your husband . téa : i 'll be back . jack , see you later . jack : dad , do n't worry . the dna test will prove that you 're you because you are . todd : yeah . ok . jack : you know , i do n't remember you with that other face , and i do n't care what you look like now or what you looked like before . you 're still my dad . todd : yeah . jack : yeah . you protected me from going to jail . you 're my father . only my father would do something like that for me , right , dad ? [ scene_break ] viki : no . i ca n't ignore what todd may have done to protect his son , but i ca n't turn my back on him . john : most admirable . i guess i 'll never understand your blind devotion . then again , maybe it 's not important that i do . what do you say we find out the truth ? [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , yeah . that 's right . so i did what i did because you 're my son and i love you and i believe in you , right ? ok . now , do n't forget that . give me a hug . blair : oh , sorry to interrupt a father - son moment . todd : what 's he doing here ? what was that stuff about my not being todd manning ? tomás : we need to talk , todd . todd : no . i 'd rather you just got the hell out of my house . blair : would you just listen , please ? todd : this has nothing to do with you . i do n't want this freeloader in my house anymore , ok ? i 'm gon na give you 5 minutes to get out , or i 'm gon na call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing . [ scene_break ] old todd : can i see the book ? thanks . i 've never seen this book before in my life . that 's the picture you put on a book ? look at that photograph . starr : you cheated . admit it . old todd : i did n't cheat . i did n't . i remember everything because it 's my life . i know it . every moment , every detail . starr : and that 's the problem . after so long , most people would forget a detail here and there , but you memorized todd manning 's life . old todd : i memorized my life because i had to relive it every day . it 's the only way i could keep myself from going crazy . starr : good save . did you prep that one , too ? t.m . : i did n't prep anything . they 're my memories . i had to hold on to something and i chose to hold on to you and jack because you 're the most important thing in my life . starr : do n't . do n't do that . you 're not my father . jack was right . you just ca n't be . old todd : why not ? starr : because my dad loves us . and he loved me , and he might not be perfect , but he would 've never stayed away from me for that long . old todd : i did n't have a choice . i would 've come home if i could 've . starr : i do n't believe you . i do n't . and i do n't know who you are or why you 're doing this , but it is cruel ! old todd : here 's your frog . starr : it 's not mine . it 's hope 's . old todd : who 's hope ? starr : my daughter . old todd : your what ? starr : you -- you do n't know about that ? t.m . : no , i -- not entirely my fault , you know . news travels slowly to remote , top - secret , paramilitary outposts . you have a kid ? you 're a child . you have a -- a daughter ? starr : i got pregnant when i was 16 and it was an accident , obviously . but she is beautiful . she is perfect , and she is the best thing that has ever happened to me . old todd : well , there you have it . i know exactly how you feel . can i -- can i ask you something ? who 's the lowlife who knocked you up ? [ scene_break ] shaun : an abortion ? you would do that ? destiny : maybe . i guess . look , i do n't know . shaun : viv , please . you said there were other options . what are they ? vivian : if destiny decides to carry the baby to term , i would immediately put her on a healthy prenatal regimen . after that , she would have time to consider giving the baby to a family for adoption or raising it herself . destiny : there are n't any other options , like , say , going back in time and getting a do - over ? vivian : i know these are not easy choices . shaun : not easy ? you 're telling my little sister to give up her kid ? vivian : that 's not what i 'm saying . shaun : or to farm it out to someone else ? or to give up her future to change diapers and clean up spit ? yeah . i 'd say that 's not easy . vivian : shaun , i promise you . i would never tell destiny what she should do . all i can do is let her know what her options are . destiny : shaun , do n't blame this on vivian . it 's not her fault . shaun : i know whose fault it is . and if he was n't in rehab over in philadelphia , i would beat his ass . [ scene_break ] old todd : i asked you a question . you answer me , young lady . starr : do n't call me young lady . old todd : who is the lowlife scum that knocked up my daughter ? starr : he is -- he is not a lowlife . old todd : i 'll be the judge of that . starr : no , you wo n't . hope 's father is a good person , a great person , and he was my first love . old todd : was ? where is he now ? starr : that is a long story . old todd : you know what ? i seem to have a lot of time on my hands , so go ahead . why do n't you tell me all about this -- ha ha ! this pillar of society , this great person ? you never heard of a condom ? starr : his name is cole . old todd : cole -- ? starr : thornhart . cole thornhart . old todd : thornhart ? starr : patrick thornhart and marty saybrooke 's son . old todd : i have a granddaughter with marty saybrooke ? starr : no . my father does . you do n't . [ scene_break ] blair : jack , will you excuse us ? i need to talk to todd for just a minute , all right ? jack : i want to stay with dad . todd : that 's ok , jack . hustle up . so what is this -- divide and conquer ? blair : listen , you ca n't kick tomás out . todd : so what would you like me to do -- let people stay in my house who accuse me of being an imposter rent - free ? blair : ok , i know things were confusing last night and -- todd : i have an idea what happened last night . if you recall , tomás gathered as much of my family as he could and he accused me of being an imposter . blair : and he admitted that he might 've been just a little bit hasty when he said that . todd : hasty . blair : he also said that he was sorry . todd : is n't that nice to know ? what do you want from me ? blair : he filled me in on your all 's back history , and i just need to hear from you . what happened in the mausoleum after mitch beat you and left you there ? todd : what do you mean ? blair : how did you get out ? because when i arrived at the crypt , it was empty . todd : what is this guy telling you ? [ scene_break ] viki : so let 's see what it says . john : yeah . viki : i may not like what i hear , but i have to know which one is my brother . cop : [ indistinct ] téa : do n't open that . well i always worry about what 's in the food are those the results of todd 's dna test ? john : yes . yes , they are . téa : and how exactly did you procure todd 's dna ? john : toothbrush from his desk . téa : that sounds like illegal search and seizure to me . john : oh , no . it sounds like probable cause to me . it was police business . téa : really ? and what business was that ? john : investigating the attack on jack manning . téa : that 's a load of crap and you know it . your purloining of todd 's toothbrush had nothing to do with jack 's attack . you had no legal right to do that . john : counselor , before you start popping that little vein in your forehead that 's always so cute , do you want to know who you 're married to or not ? téa : what i want is n't relevant . john : what about what mrs. lord wants ? i think she has a right to know which one of those guys is her brother . what about what jack and starr want ? i think they have the right to know which one of them is their father . viki : téa , please . one of those two men is lying to us . we need to know which one . téa : you 're right . we do need to know , especially todd and the man in that cell . viki : thank you . téa : so -- how do we do this ? john : i have an idea . [ scene_break ] blair : it does n't matter what tomás told me . i want to hear it from you . so how did you get out of the crypt ? how 'd you find your way out ? todd : is this a test ? tomás : yes ! because if you 're really todd manning , you 'll know all the details . todd : i see . so if my story lines up with this guy 's , then i 'm really who i say i am ? [ todd scoffs ] todd : all right . i 'll tell you . [ scene_break ] vivian : would you two mind taking a little walk so that shaun and i can talk about some things ? dani : sure . vivian : thank you . destiny : we 'll be outside . anywhere but here . [ shaun breathing heavily ] vivian : here , here . breathe into this . [ shaun exhaling ] destiny : i do n't know what i 'm gon na do . dani : i wish i could tell you . destiny : i wish anyone could . every decision just seems like the wrong one . dani : ok , why do n't we try to talk it out ? maybe we can come up with something . destiny : sure . why not ? dani : all right . let 's start with adoption . destiny : it seems like the right thing to do , and generous . like , you can help someone and know that your baby is going to someone who really wants her , but -- dani : but ? destiny : she 'll end up just like me -- not knowing who her mother is . dani : there are all kinds of adoptions . you know , some people grow up knowing who their birth mothers are . destiny : i know , but is n't that kind of weird ? watching someone else raise your baby knowing it 's yours ? dani : ok , well , we can come back to that one . next option . [ scene_break ] shaun : whew . vivian : i think you might be the biggest baby of all . and i mean big . shaun : i ca n't help it . i 'm crazy about my baby sister . vivian : i know , sweetie . shaun : it just kills me to even think about her getting hurt or throwing away her opportunity to live the life that she deserves . vivian : no one says she has to . shaun : i just want what 's best for her . [ scene_break ] destiny : i think the easiest thing for me to do is to just keep the baby . dani : des , i do n't think `` easy `` is the best word to describe a single teenage mother . destiny : why not ? your sister 's fine . dani : yeah , but she 's also really lucky . and she 's rich , and everybody helps her . i mean , i know that shaun would help you . but you 're not speaking to your parents . destiny : please , dani , please do n't call them that . please . dani : ok . and even with everything starr has , she still has to give up a lot . it 's gon na take her longer to finish college , and she ca n't just go on a road trip or pull an all - nighter at the library like other college kids can do . every decision she makes every day of her life , she has to think of hope . destiny : i think i know what i want to do . [ scene_break ] old todd : do you have a picture ? do you ? do you have a photograph of hope ? can i see it ? she has your smile . [ sniffles ] the first time i ever held you , viki put you in my arms , and you smiled . like this . it was the first time in my life that the sun came out . [ sniffles ] thank you , my little starr . john : let him out . old todd : what 's going on ? john : you can come with me . both of you . [ scene_break ] vivian : shaun , look at me . destiny is gon na be fine , all right ? she is smart and she 's got a good head on her shoulders . ok , they should 've used a condom , but -- shaun : no kidding . vivian : but she 's bright , and she 's ambitious , and she 's so talented . shaun : that she is . vivian : and it 's terrible that matthew is n't available to help her and that she 's still estranged from your parents , but she 's got dani to lean on and to share her thoughts and her feelings with , and she has you . destiny knows that you 'll be there for her through this . shaun : always . vivian : just like i will be there for you . always . [ scene_break ] dani : are you sure this is what you want to do ? because i will support you in anything . you know that . destiny : i know , but -- i think this is the right thing to do , out of all of the options . dani : yeah , all 3 of them . destiny : i know this is gon na be extremely hard , but this is the best decision . dani : just as long as you 're sure about this . destiny : i am . now -- i just have to tell shaun . [ scene_break ] shaun : you know what i do n't get ? vivian : there 's only one thing ? shaun : what is a beautiful , brilliant woman like yourself doing with a guy like me ? vivian : mm . well , i will tell you . this beautiful , brilliant woman is with you because she is very lucky . destiny : i 've made up my mind . shaun : already ? destiny : yeah . i 've decided what i want to do . vivian : ok . what 's your decision ? [ scene_break ] téa : oh . i just wish dani would answer her phone . i feel like we should all be together for this . viki : you know , i 'm actually going to wait until i know exactly what 's going on before i tell anyone . téa : that might be a really smart thing to do . we are making the right decision , are n't we , viki ? viki : absolutely . come on . we do n't have a choice . téa : i 'm really terrified right now . viki : that makes two of us . [ scene_break ] todd : not that i owe you or anybody else an explanation , but i guess i could tell you . so what 'd you do about squashing that dna test ? what the hell is she doing here ? téa : uh , she has a right to be here , too . todd : here for what ? jack : dad , there 's a police car out front . what 's going on ? téa : we agreed that this was the best way to do this . blair : what ? what is -- what is this about ? todd : would someone like to tell me what 's going on ? téa : um -- todd : what 's he doing here ? téa : we are now gon na hear the results of the dna test . john : time to find out who the real todd manning is .
everybody is awaiting the answer about who is the real todd manning . starr goes to visit original todd in the jail cell with a list of questions that only her father could answer . he knows all the answers but she suspects that this man `` did his homework `` and that is why he knows things that her real father may not remember from the distant past . viki informs john that the man in question ( original todd ) knows and remembers things about their relationship and history that an imposter could not know or fake . dani accompanies destiny and shaun to the ob - gyn clinic where vivian confirms that destiny is pregnant and explores the options . yet nobody likes to face the fact that she can either abort , give her baby up for adoption or raise a baby as a teenager . and they remark that matthew is not `` there `` for her .
[ previously_on ] marcie : al , look . i ca n't believe because i 'm advocating peace that somebody would actually want me dead . man : what 's your hurry , mother teresa ? woman : did n't you get our message ? kevin : who 's the new owner of the sun ? dorian : walker laurence . walker : we have to make sure your mom stays away from kevin . starr : i want to help , but i do n't know how . walker : i 've got an idea . [ scene_break ] kevin : it 's buchanan . cancel the special edition . the takeover fell through . oh , an individual outbid us for the sun . walker laurence . yeah , the reporter . listen , find out how he got his hands on that kind of cash . do it , now . kelly : hey . buy a girl a drink ? kevin : absolutely . yeah . kelly : i took a chance that you would still be here . kevin : so , what 's going on ? kelly : the houses i looked at today . kevin : right . right . i meant to talk to you about that . kelly : well , great . well , why do n't we have dinner and then we can look through them together ? not that i do n't love the smell of the cigar smoke at your grandfather 's house , but we really do need a home of our own . you have other plans . kevin : editorial meeting , yeah . look , you know what , what 's the point in being the boss if i ca n't cancel to be with you ? kelly : are you sure ? kevin : yeah , absolutely . give me a minute , and then i 'll be all yours . i 'll tell the waiter to bring the usual . kelly : not too much lime juice . kevin : only a quarter of lime juice . i know . [ phone rings ] starr : oh , stupid kevin . hello ? kevin : hi . starr ? it 's kevin buchanan . starr : yeah . i know . kevin : i bet you 've grown up a lot since i saw you last . starr : yeah , a lot . kevin : so , is your mom home ? starr : yep . kevin : well , can i talk to her ? starr : no . she is really busy right now . kevin : ok , i 'll tell you what , why do n't i hang up , you hang up , and then i 'll call back and i 'll leave a message . starr : you do n't need to . kevin : why not ? starr : well , because she told me to tell you that if you called that she ca n't meet you and that she 's got to work really , really late . blair : starr ! starr , i know you 're out there ! come on , open up the door ! now , we 're locked in ! starr ! starr , come on , we 're stuck in here ! come on ! open up the door ! dorian ! anybody ! come one ! [ scene_break ] walker : you got to get somewhere ? blair : well , look , we 're stuck in here , and you do n't even seem to care . walker : guess i do n't see what the big deal is . blair : what are you doing here , anyway ? are you stalking me ? walker : yeah . no , dorian said i could use her pool anytime . blair : yeah , anytime . i was there . i heard her . walker : well , somebody 's going to come along , right ? oh , what ? blair : what ? walker : you ca n't stand being stuck with me ? blair : no ! i mean , no . no , i have -- i have a meeting that i need to get to , that 's all . walker : yeah . with who , buchanan ? god . i ca n't believe you 're falling for that moron . blair : falling ? it 's called a meeting , walker . walker : oh , yeah ? where are you meeting , in his bed ? blair : oh -- he 's married to my cousin . walker : that 's right ! that 's what makes it so exciting for you ! it 's wrong ! blair : no , no , you are wrong ! walker : i know you , blair . you go after what you want . whether it 's right -- blair : you do n't even know what you 're talking about . walker : think about it ! every time you go after the wrong thing , where does it leave you ? it shatters you ! it leaves you alone ! have you ever thought what it would be like if you went after the right thing ? blair : and i guess you 're about to tell me that you 're the right thing for me ? walker : yes ! blair : you are so damn sure of yourself , are n't you ? walker : i 'm sure of us . [ scene_break ] man : where you going , to hang more peace banners ? marcie : leave me alone . man : whoa , whoa . tough talk for someone who always says , `` oh , please do n't fight . `` woman : good thing not everyone 's such a hypocrite . marcie : i -- man : a lot of people put their lives on the line so you can hang your stupid banners . second man : like she gives a damn ? marcie : but i do . man : damn traitor . marcie : you two were in political science with me last semester , were n't you ? the constitution ? do you remember that ? freedom of speech ? or is that just for people who agree with you ? man : freedom is for people who are willing to die for it . marcie : but if we work for peace together , then maybe so many people wo n't have to die . ca n't you wrap your brain around that and think of it from a different perspective ? man : damn coward ! marcie : leave me alone ! man : oh , what 's the matter ? you afraid to fight for peace ? marcie : stop it ! man : big mouth ! marcie : let me go ! woman : hey , you think you got guts ? i do n't think so . marcie : stop it ! please , let me go ! man : i think someone needs to shut that big mouth up . is that it ? woman : one word and we 'll do much worse next time . riley : marcie ? are you ok ? marcie : oh , i -- i think so . sheyne : what happened ? marcie : i -- i hit my head on the angel . sheyne : how ? riley : on the angel ? marcie : i do n't know . i just -- i fell . listen , i 'm going to miss my bus . i have to catch my bus ! riley : listen , hey , you 're bleeding . marcie : i know , i know , but my dad 's in the hospital , and if i do n't go to the hospital now , i 'm going to miss him ! riley : ok , ok , but they wo n't let you on the bus while you 're bleeding , ok ? marcie : ok . riley : come on . marcie : ok . [ scene_break ] roxy : so , river , it 's pretty damn easy because when we get low on supplies , you just bring them on up , and you sweep up after all the haircuts . river : all right , got it . roxy : yeah . yeah , i know why you wanted this gig . so you could be close to your little senorita at the diner , right ? right ? river : right , right . thanks for that , by the way . roxy : hey , somebody had to do something or else carlotta was going to lock her up with the nuns . river : yeah , yeah , tell me about it . oh , my god . roxy : oh , man , i am such a sucker for young love . but do n't think that anything gets past me , ok ? river : no , no way . i mean , there 's nothing that i would want to -- roxy : because foxy roxy 's is a first - class clip joint . river : right , right . i mean , i can see that . roxy : yeah , well , i know you think this is , like , fun and games and a lot of yucks and everything like that , but do n't let it fool you , because you need to have a very strong work ethnic , right ? you 'd better bust your tail . river : right . well , you wo n't be let down , i promise . i mean , i really need the experience . roxy : all right , i 'm telling you , it 's really easy . riley : hey , a little help here , please ? roxy : oh , my god , what happened ? sheyne : she hit her head . roxy : get a chair . go grab that chair ! come on . riley : come on . roxy : ok , let me see . marcie : ow ! riley : hey , al will be here in a minute , ok ? marcie : oh , i wish you had n't called him ! riley : what , and not tell him we found you in the square bleeding ? roxy : hey , look , i know you think it 's nothing , but , you know , maybe you 'd better go to the hospital because something like that could really scramble your brain . marcie : no , i do n't have time ! my father 's sick ! i have to go to new jersey ! riley : hey , hey , hey . the only place you 're going is the hospital , ok ? [ scene_break ] kelly : this one is gorgeous . it 's my favorite . look at the balconies on the second floor . i mean , i have always wanted a balcony off my bedroom . kevin : kelly -- kelly : you do n't like the balconies ? that 's fine . that 's all right . i can live without the balconies . well , how about -- how about this one ? kevin : this is looking like not such a great time to tell you my surprise . kelly : uh - oh . this is n't another `` oh , by the way , we 're moving back to pennsylvania `` kind or surprise , is it ? kevin : no , no . i just wish you had n't done all this work . kelly : what 's the surprise ? kevin : well , i was thinking that i needed to be closer to the banner . kelly : ok . kevin : so i put a bid in on a penthouse in town . kelly : kevin -- kevin : look , i know i should have talked to you about it and stuff , but you 're going to love this place , ok ? it 's got a great view of the river , it 's -- kelly : but , kevin , that 's not the point . i 'm sure it 's a wonderful place , but deciding where we 're going to live is a major decision . honey , i thought we talked about that we wanted something with a little acreage . kevin : i know . you 're right , you 're right . kelly : would have liked to have at least seen the place before you put a bid in on it . kevin : i 'm sorry , really . forgive me . please ? at least come and look at the place . ok ? kelly : ok . all right . but hands off the decorating . you owe me . kevin : i would n't think of it . kelly : ok . kevin : no . and besides , somebody could come in and outbid me . kelly : outbid you on something that you want ? when do we move in ? [ scene_break ] walker : something wrong ? blair : i told you , walker , i 'm not interested in getting involved with you . walker : it was just a kiss . blair : just a kiss ? really ? saying we 're right for each other , making the right choice , you 're so sure of us ? what , was that just small talk ? walker : all right , i got a little carried away . blair : river ! thank god ! river : what ? blair : we were trapped in here ! did n't you hear us ? i was banging and -- you saved my life ! river : no , somebody left a chair -- blair : what ? river : i came in here to change . who put a chair in front of the -- blair : i think i have an idea . oh , thank you . river : yeah . blair : starr ! river : so , you going to be staying here now ? walker : what ? river : well , you 're just hanging out here 24/7 , so i figured -- walker : what 's it to you ? river : hey , it 's just a question , man . walker : mind your own business , man . why do n't you get back on your skateboard or figure out how to pick the new lock on dorian 's liquor cabinet or something ? blair : starr -- starr : kevin called . blair : did you talk to him ? starr : yeah . he said he ca n't make it to meet you , but that 's good because now we have more time to swim . blair : wait , wait , wait , just stop a minute . i want to ask you a question , and i do n't want you to lie to me . did you lock me in the cabana ? starr : no . blair : `` no `` ? are you sure ? you knew i was in there . did you put the chair against the door ? starr : mom , no , i thought that you were changing and i went upstairs to go get my new float . blair : hmm ? starr : mom , you have to believe me . blair : well , i do n't have time right now . i 've got to go have a meeting . now i ca n't watch you swim , and i want you to stay out of the deep end . [ scene_break ] al : so your father 's going to be ok ? good . listen , i 'm going to have marcie give you a call first thing , ok ? yeah . thanks . take care , ron . your father 's going to be fine . marcie : did they find out what was wrong ? al : it was just a dizzy spell . he 's been forgetting to take his high blood pressure medication . marcie : but they 're keeping him overnight . al : just to be safe . your brother says he 's already asleep . you know , you probably would n't get to see him till tomorrow anyway . marcie : i know , but at the e.r . they said i was ok to travel . al : marcie , please . wait till tomorrow ? ofc . chase : sorry to make you wait . it 's marcie , right ? marcie : yeah . ofc . chase : ok . this way . ofc . chase : so , just start at the beginning and just tell me what happened . marcie : well , i was -- i was -- al : marcie was attacked in angel square . ofc . chase : was it a stranger or someone you know ? marcie : well , there were three of them . there were two guys and a girl . and i was on my way to catch the bus , and there they were . they just -- they came out of nowhere . al : marcie ? it 's ok , honey . take your time , ok ? just go nice and slow . marcie : ok . well , at first , they were just saying things , and i tried to go by them , but they would n't let me pass . and then one of the guys started pushing me , and i begged him to stop , but he just kept on shoving me and i got really dizzy . ofc . chase : what things were they saying ? marcie : they were accusing me of not supporting our troops , like i 'm not an american , too . ofc . chase : i do n't get it . what would give them that idea ? marcie : well , it 's because i -- al : it 's because they 're a bunch of stupid morons . that 's what . ofc . chase : wait a minute . it 's you . you 're the one making all that trouble over at the university . al : trouble ? is that what you call it ? ofc . chase : easy , pal . al : listen , last time i checked , in this country , speaking your mind is not a crime . attacking somebody is , though . ofc . chase : look , i 'm sorry , ok ? i did n't mean anything by it . ok , these people -- did you recognize any of them , the people who allegedly attacked you ? al : marcie ? marcie : i withdraw my complaint . i 'm sorry to waste your time , harry -- ofc . chase . can we go now ? al : if that 's what you want . marcie ? why did you decide not to press charges ? marcie : it wo n't do any good . al : marcie , these people hurt you . the cops ca n't just ignore that . marcie : yeah , well , did you see the way that he looked at me ? like i 'm the one who should be in jail ! al : well , no , not exactly . he just was sort of thrown , i think . marcie : yeah , yeah , yeah , because i work for him . i 've brought him coffee , i 've taken his messages . al : easy . marcie : and he does n't care . he does n't care one bit . he would not want to arrest the people who attacked me if i picked them out of a lineup ! al : well -- marcie : because he thinks that i 'm un - american just like they do ! al : the hell with that guy , marcie ! look , we 'll come back tomorrow and we 'll talk to the commissioner . marcie : i do n't understand , al . i do n't understand why this is happening to me ! i did n't do anything wrong ! al : no , honey , you did n't . you just had the courage to stand up for something that you believe in and you ran into some really backward people . but they really stepped over the line this time , marcie . marcie : i know . i was really scared . al : things are getting a little out of hand . marcie : i know . i mean , how -- how can people get so vicious over talking about peace ? al : well , a lot of people are really mixed up right now , marcie , and some of those people are dangerous . listen -- i do n't want you taking any more chances . the next time you could get really hurt . marcie : you 're not saying that i should just shut up ? al : you know i think that what you are doing is amazing . but it 's out of control , marcie . marcie : i do n't care , al . i will not back down . i wo n't . [ scene_break ] starr : well ? fill me in . walker : there 's not much to tell . starr : well , did you tell her that my dad 's alive ? walker : no . and that stays between us , right ? starr : i said it would , did n't i ? now , what did you talk about in there ? i mean , she did n't seem too happy . walker : yeah , your mother 's little confused . starr : that 's what my dad always used to say when he was in big trouble . [ footsteps ] blair : ok , starr , there has been a change of plans . i want you to get dressed , get ready , because i am taking you to dinner . walker : oh , can i join you ? i hate to eat alone . starr : yeah ! can walker come ? blair : sweetheart -- starr : listen , why not ? i mean , aunt dorian said it 's always better to walk into a restaurant with a man on your arm . blair : oh , well -- so how much did you pay her ? walker : starr and i have made our peace . blair : since when ? walker : she was a little scared of me at first , scared i was going to take the place of her father . and what about you ? why are you scared of me ? blair : i wish i knew . [ scene_break ] ken : blair , it 's kevin . i 've got the information you wanted on the sun . you 've probably already heard , but call me . kelly : too late . i saw that phone . kevin : sorry . no more business till after dinner . kelly : good , because you promised . besides , i want to hear more about this apartment . kevin : well , you can see it tomorrow . it 's in the same building as todd manning 's penthouse . kelly : is n't walker laurence renting that place ? kevin : yeah . kelly : well , i 'm surprised you 'd want to be neighbors with him . kevin : well , that was n't the plan , but it could n't hurt to keep an eye on the competition . kelly : yeah . who could have seen that coming , huh , the way he just swooped in and bought the sun ? whew , he really saved the day for blair and dorian . kevin : yeah . kelly : sorry . kevin : forget it . temporary setback . kelly : walker laurence is kind of a mysterious man , is n't he ? kevin : look who his brother is . the guy 's got skeletons , believe me . kelly : well , they must be buried pretty deep if you have n't dug them up by now . kevin : oh , i will . kelly : well , i could tell you something about him . he likes blair . kevin : they work together . kelly : no , he likes blair , and she likes him , too . kevin : what , did she tell you that ? kelly : well , she did n't have to . she 's my cousin . i can read all the signs . kevin : all the signs , huh ? kelly : yeah . kevin : like what ? kelly : well , like she keeps insisting that she does n't have time for a man in her life right now , but every time walker 's around , she gets real jumpy . it 's pretty obvious . it 's just a matter of time . kelly : see ? kevin : your new boss is a very shrewd businessman , blair . blair : `` new `` ? what do you mean , kevin ? kevin : he did n't tell you ? blair : what are you talking about , kevin ? kevin : walker here is the proud new owner of the sun . yeah , he pulled a fast one on asa 's fast one . blair : that was you ? walker -- why ? i mean , how did you do that ? walker : cashed in my chips . i just did n't want to see you and starr lose your paper . blair : i do n't believe it . walker : well , i already broke the news to dorian , but i did n't get a chance to tell you . i bought the sun so i could give it to you . it 's yours . yours and yours . that 's the way it 's supposed to be , remember ? blair : i -- i -- i do n't know what to say . thank you . thank you so much . kelly : what did i tell you ? [ scene_break ] al : marcie , i want you to know i have your back 100 % on this thing , no matter what happens , ok ? marcie : i just ca n't let this go , al , not after what happened with eric . al : you mean because he 's -- because he had such a hard time ? marcie : you know he was 13 when he told me he was gay ? god , he was terrified of what dad was going to think . so we kept it a secret . al : you the only one he told ? marcie : me and pete grady , his best friend , who turned out not to be his best friend because he outed him to the entire school . a lot of the kids were not very cool about it . al : i can imagine . i bet your dad was pretty upset , huh ? marcie : to put it mildly . dad flat - out refused to accept that eric was gay . i mean , for years we would never even speak about it . if anyone ever made any anti - gay comment , you know , everyone would just ignore it . finally , eric just could n't take it anymore . he and dad , they had it out . al : well , did that help ? marcie : yeah , it helped eric . and it helped me . you know , it did n't change dad 's mind very much , but it showed him that we were going to stand up for what we believe in . anyway , i 've always regretted keeping quiet all that time . al : well , it 's hard to stand up to your dad . marcie : yeah . but you ca n't let that stop you from standing up for what you believe in . i let eric down when i would n't stand up to my father and myself . i 'm not going to let that happen to us . al : i 'm falling in love with you , marcie walsh . marcie : i 'm way past falling , al holden . [ scene_break ] kelly : walker , that piece you did on the city budget fiasco was hot . walker : thank you . kelly : i 'll bet the mayor did n't care much for it . when people found out that critical services were being cut while his buddies were getting raises ? whew ! walker : the mayor 's gunning for me now . kelly : oh , well , i do n't think you have anything to worry about . it 's him that should be worried with you around . right , blair ? right ? blair : what ? that -- yes , it was a great -- great story , walker . kelly : well , um , coffee , anyone ? starr : mom , can we go ? i 'm , like , really tired . blair : sure , sweetie . sure . kelly : you know what ? i 'm going to go with you . i 'm going to head home . i 'm sure mr. business here is going to keep on keeping on . kevin : walker , why do n't you stay for a cognac ? i 'd like to talk to you about some things , a little business . walker : mm - hmm . see you tomorrow . blair : ok . good night , and thank you . starr : bye - bye , walker . walker : bye . kelly : i 'll see you later . kevin : see you later . walker : what 's on your mind ? kevin : i 'm on to you , walker . what you 're up to ? you 're not going to get away with it . [ scene_break ] kelly : come on ! fess up . blair : there is nothing to fess up . i told you , walker and i , we just work together . kelly : uh - huh . blair : mm - hmm . kelly : and you have n't noticed that he 's hot ? blair : he 's good - looking . kelly : yeah , and smart and talented . i mean , come on , even starr noticed . she likes him . i mean , that 's an accomplishment . blair : i swear i do n't know how he pulled that one off . kelly : you like him , too . come on . what are you so afraid of ? blair : i 'm just -- you know , i 'm just not ready to get involved . that 's all . kelly : uh - huh . i know . `` it 's complicated . `` when are n't things complicated ? blair : yeah . and even if they were n't , you know , walker has n't been in llanview that long . there are a lot of things , way too many things we do n't know about walker laurence . kelly : yeah , that 's what kevin says . blair : really ? kelly : yeah , apparently , walker does n't give up too much . blair : nothing at all . kelly : but is n't that what makes you more curious about him , i mean , the mystery of it ? blair : kelly , i 'm a journalist . i 'm curious about a lot of things . but i do n't know , i think maybe that 's just walker 's game . kelly : yeah , maybe . i think he plays cool on the top , but there 's a fire raging underneath . [ scene_break ] kevin : kelly 's worried about her cousin . walker : what about blair ? kevin : well , she 's close with blair . she does n't want to see her get hurt , see her get taken advantage of . walker : by someone like me ? kevin : my wife 's got good instincts about people . she did n't like you the moment she set eyes on you . walker : really ? hmm . she hides her feelings well . kevin : well , she 's polite . she asked me to do some checking on you , find out everything i could about you , why you 're trying to weasel your way into blair 's life . walker : and you did n't waste any time , did you , buchanan ? because everybody knows being there for your wife is your first priority . [ scene_break ] blair : i was so shocked when i found out that walker was the one that beat asa out in buying out the sun . kelly : yeah , talk about a bold move . blair : wow . i mean , it was so generous . i do n't know . i mean , that 's what really confuses me . i mean , he said he did it for starr and me . kelly : do you think he had an ulterior motive ? blair : i do n't know . but you know what ? i 'm not going to worry about why he does what he does . kelly : see ? he 's getting to you . blair : no no ! no , he is not ! look , i have got a newspaper to run , i have children . men , men , men , they 're just -- they 're a distraction , that 's all . kelly : yeah , well , we could all use a little distraction now and then . blair : well , not me , kelly . not me . i 've got men pulling me here , pulling me there . all these men are just going to pull me apart . kelly : wait a minute . all these men ? blair , you did n't tell me there was someone other than walker . [ scene_break ] kevin : i did a background check on you before i offered you a job at the banner . walker : so ? kevin : so at that particular point , all i cared about was your journalism experience . but then kelly expressed doubts about you , so i went deeper . walker : hmm . and ? kevin : nothing . apparently , you 're a man without a past . good , bad , indifferent -- does n't matter , there 's no trail , which led me to believe that you must have gone to great lengths to hide it and , i would think , some serious expense . walker : hmm , and why would i do that ? kevin : oh , because you 're running from something -- or running a scam . walker : a scam ? kevin : yeah . the sad thing is , is that you 're doing it on someone vulnerable , someone lonely . walker : are you for real ? kevin : i was just about to ask you the same thing . who the hell are you , walker laurence ? [ scene_break ] man : kid you not . second man : really ? first man : it was so funny , yeah . second man : i do n't believe it . first man : i could n't believe it , either , but i saw it with my own eyes . it was hilarious . al : you lose something , guy ? man : where 'd you find this ? al : you dropped it when you were beating on my girlfriend , punk ! man : look , i do n't know what your problem is . al : listen , you ever come near marcie walsh again , i swear you will have to deal with me . man : hey , man -- marcie : no , al ! do n't be like them . [ scene_break ] kelly : you know , i still do n't believe you . blair : what ? kelly : blair , i did n't hear you wrong . you said , `` all these men . `` i mean , come on , who else besides walker ? blair : i -- nobody . basically , i was just -- i was talking about todd . kelly : uh - huh . blair : you know , i really ca n't move on with my life because i think about him because of the kids , and i do n't know what happened to him . then there 's troy , and you know what happened to him . kelly : yeah , i know what happened to troy , but it 's walker that i 'm interested in . come on , you ca n't tell me he 's not one of `` all these men . `` blair : ok . ok , he is . i just did n't want you to know i felt that way about him . kelly : uh - huh . well , i should go . i want to be there when kevin gets back to asa 's . oh , and , blair ? there is n't a red - blooded american woman who would n't look at walker that way . walker : why do n't we get down to what you 're really after , buchanan . kevin : i ca n't wait to hear this . walker : the only interests you 're protecting are your own -- in this case , climbing into bed with blair . so this is your warning -- keep your hands to yourself . kevin : or what ? what are you going to do about it ? walker : your wife . hmm , hmm , hmm . she seems like a really nice person . i 'd hate to see her get hurt or taken advantage of . kevin : you touch my wife and it 'll be the last thing you ever do . walker : we 'll see . mmm , that 's good cognac . thanks . blair : who are you ? walker : whoever you want me to be . kevin : we both know who you want me to be . walker : hey ! kelly : oh . hey , yourself . i got to admit i 'm glad you 're someone i know . walker : what brings you out here this time of night ? kelly : well , i do n't have a death wish , if that 's what you mean . walker : no . i 'm sure you 're pretty good at defending yourself . kelly : yeah . oh , besides , i 've been coming for walks out in angel square for years now . and you being the hot , new reporter on the scene , i 'm surprised that you do n't know that crime rates -- walker : crime has gone down . a decade . kelly : yes , it has . so , you like taking late - night walks here , too , huh ? walker : yeah . it 's quiet . can hear myself think . kelly : yeah . i used to come down here all the time when i could n't sleep at night . i 'd walk around , and by the time i went home , i could n't even remember what was bothering me . walker : something bothering you tonight ? kelly : i do n't know . walker : kevin not home yet ? kelly : no , i -- but i 'm not worried about that , though . i mean -- what would make you think that ? walker : it 's probably very difficult living with someone who 's so ambitious . kelly : it 's difficult to live with anyone . walker : that 's not what i meant . kelly : i know . i know . i 'm very proud of kevin , though , and everything that he 's doing . he 's very talented and very accomplished . walker : hmm . kelly : and he supports me in everything i want to do , too . walker : you 're a good team . kelly : exactly . walker : then everything 's good . kelly : you do n't believe me , do you ? walker : does it matter ? kelly : no . but if you have something to say , i would like to hear it . go ahead . walker : no . your marriage is none of my business . i 'm going to get going . you want me to walk you home ? kelly : no . pretty good at defending myself , remember ? walker : right , that 's right . well , good night . kelly : walker ? you know something , do n't you ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] r.j. : do n't start acting like you own the place . rex : i do own the place . walker : kevin is interested in someone , a woman we both know . kevin : what are you doing here so late ? blair : i think you know why i 'm here .
muy hot stuff ! starr & walker team up to keep blair & kevin apart . walker chews out blair in the cabana for going after kevin & says she belongs with him instead . he then kisses her to prove his point . his kiss unnerves her . marcie 's harassed in angel square by students from school . they push her around & tell her to back off her peace crusade or else . river starts his new job at roxy 's . blair & walker go out for dinner at the palace & wind up sitting at the same table with kelly & kevin . blair finds out that walker bought the sun . he gives it to her & starr . marcie refuses to back down from her war protesting . kevin tells walker he 's onto him & warns him to back off blair . walker in turn tells him to stay away from blair or he 'll hurt kelly . blair fantasizes being with walker , but it turns into a nightmare . walker starts to tell kelly that her husband 's screwing around & he knows who with .
cristian : what are you doing ? antonio : curtain rod was loose . how come no one 's fixed it yet ? and that ladder 's a piece of crap . cristian : this ladder seems fine to me . antonio : well , i almost broke my neck . get a new one . cristian : i 'm not about to chuck a perfectly good piece of equipment because you ca n't follow doctor 's orders . you should be home resting , man . antonio : no , i 'm fine . i worked out yesterday . i even got a beer with bo last night . cristian : oh . no wonder you can barely stand up straight . antonio : you know , if i need a nurse , i 'll hire one . cristian : oh , no , you wo n't . you 'll just run yourself into the ground until you can prove that you 're superman or something . antonio : i can fix a curtain rod , cris . cristian : oh . all right , and your manager gets no say ? antonio : no . he does n't . cristian : what about your brother ? antonio : he 's too busy playing bodyguard to sarah roberts to handle the day- to - day here . cristian : all right , i am not sarah 's bodyguard . she 's crashing with me . and i 'm only keeping an eye on her as a favor to viki and clint . antonio : you 're keeping an eye on her ? where is she ? cristian : sarah 's a big girl . i do n't have to be chasing after her every minute of the day . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] [ knock on door ] nigel : may i help you ? sarah : i 'm hurt , nigel . you do n't even remember me ? nigel : ms. roberts ? [ sarah chuckles ] sarah : no cough , right ? and i kind of had an extreme makeover , but we 'll talk about that later . listen , is my grandpa around ? i just spent my last 20 on a cab and i 'm totally tapped out . [ scene_break ] dorian : thank you , lois . i know where the kitchen is . i did , after all , used to live here . viki ? viki : oh , my god . oh . good morning , dorian . dorian : i hope you 're happy . viki : well , it 's a beautiful day , my daughter 's on the mend , and -- ooh -- my friend dorian has come to call . what 's not to be happy about ? dorian : david vickers , and the miserable state his life is in thanks to his dear , dear friend viki . [ scene_break ] renee : hey ! are n't we looking wall street today ? natalie : thank you . one breakfast meeting down , two more to go . renee : you do n't actually eat all those breakfasts , do you ? natalie : no , i usually just get the fruit plate , but i make sure the client is fat and happy so i can go in for the kill . [ renee chuckles ] renee : asa and clint are mighty proud of you . oh , excuse me a minute . i see a big problem on the horizon . miles : yeah , whatever -- if the old suite , if it 's available -- renee : how may i help you ? miles : oh , renee . today ? natalie : thank you . one breakfast meeting down , two more to go . renee : asa and clint are mighty proud of you . oh , excuse me a minute . i see a big problem on the horizon . miles : yeah , whatever -- if the old suite , if it 's available -- renee : how may i help you ? miles : oh , renee . um -- is the old suite still available for an open - ended stay ? renee : i 'm sorry , that 's not possible . miles : oh , well , whatever you have free is fine . renee : no , no , miles , you do n't understand . with all the flak surrounding your legal problems , i 'm afraid you ca n't stay here . miles : but –whatever you have free is fine . renee : no , no , miles , you do n't understand . with all the flak surrounding your legal problems , i 'm afraid you ca n't stay here . miles : but -- renee : no . i 'm sorry . that 's the way it has to be . natalie : so it 's guilty until proven innocent ? [ scene_break ] john : come on in . talia : hey , the judge just issued the search warrant . john : all right . is everybody ready ? talia : assembled and waiting in the garage . john : ok , let 's roll . talia : what -- what exactly are we looking for ? i know what 's on the warrant , but where is it supposed to lead us ? john : to truman 's killer . [ scene_break ] renee : natalie , have you seen the news ? natalie : yes , i think i 'm pretty well - informed about this case , but i still do n't see what it has to do with miles getting a room here . renee : it 's a policy i 've had in place for a while now . natalie : really -- what 's that ? renee : no guests accused of criminal activity . natalie : oh . i see . then i guess grandpa and i better do our b.e . meetings elsewhere because our records are n't exactly spotless . renee : oh , darling , it 's not as simple as that . natalie : why not ? i mean , you allowed spencer truman to stay here when he was accused of all sorts of crimes . renee : hence , the policy . miles : you know what ? you -- you do n't have to do this . natalie : it 's ok , miles . i just need to speak with renee alone for a minute . miles : sure . natalie : look , bad girl to bad girl here , you know what it 's like to live down or live with a reputation , and miles is just trying to salvage his . all i 'm asking is that you give my friend a break here . he really , really needs it . please . [ scene_break ] sarah : did grandpa clint say how long he was going to be ? nigel : i ca n't say -- he was on a business call . it could be a while . now , if that will be all -- sarah : oh , come on . take a load off . have some of this -- this -- hmm -- delicious tea . nigel : i appreciate the offer , but i have a crew of plumbing specialists to oversee a problem with the cooling system in the wine cellar . sarah : you 're not going to leave me here by myself , are you ? nigel : i 'm afraid , yeah . sarah : asa wo n't mind . besides , we have a lot of catching up to do . so , how are things ? nigel : galloping apace . sarah : asa 's been working you hard , has n't he ? i can tell -- i mean , the sun 's barely up and you already look beat . let me talk to him for you . nigel : that 's kind of you , but i 'd rather not rock the boat . sarah : come on . we both know how tough asa can be . he wants everybody working for him to be mucking the stalls or whatever he did growing up . i ca n't imagine how hard it must be to ask for a raise or even a personal day -- oh . must be a nail biter . how much vacation time do you get , anyway ? nigel : two weeks . sarah : that 's it ? you have been with the guy since the dawn of time , and all you get is two weeks ? nigel : that 's mr. buchanan 's policy . sarah : look , asa has a real soft spot for his great - granddaughter . i would be happy to go to bat for you . nigel : that wo n't be necessary . sarah : nigel , you have to fight for what 's yours in this family , just like i have to fight for what 's mine . nigel : and that is ? sarah : see , somehow they have gotten the wrong idea that i 'm bleeding out my trust fund and they cut me off . nigel : i -- i see . sarah : crazy , right ? i mean , i am very responsible , just like you are . the way i see it , us regular folks -- we have to stick together . so , i would totally be willing to talk to asa for you -- if you could help me out a little with grandpa clint . nigel : sarah -- sarah : look , i know grandpa 's going to come around . he has to , sooner or later . nigel : then speak with him . sarah : i will . but , come on -- a little backup intel would n't hurt , you know ? like -- like how does my grandfather think , what 's going on in his head , anything you can give me so i can help loosen up the purse strings a little ? clint : you could ask me that yourself . [ scene_break ] adriana : oh . [ knock on door ] adriana : ugh . rex : it is too early for this . adriana : it 's her again , is n't it ? [ knocking ] rex : i pawned her off on your cousin . she 's cristian 's problem now . adriana : oh -- what if something happened ? [ knocking ] rex : if it 's an emergency , they 'll bust the door down . adriana : hmm . rex : see -- [ key turns in lock ] adriana : you gave her a key ? john : balsom , it 's the llanview police department . we have a key from the super and we 're coming in . [ knocking ] adriana : what ? john : how you doing ? all right , you know what you 're looking for . bag it , tag it -- let 's move out . rex : what the hell ? john : begging your pardon , ma'am . a search warrant for the premises . rex : what for ? john : evidence relating to the murder of spencer truman . rex : you ca n't do this ! john : you had your chance to cooperate , balsom . now i 'm going to find what you 're hiding on my own . viki : i have absolutely no idea what you 're going on about . dorian : i got this from david . it reads , `` dear dorian , martinique equals beautiful . hard to make a living -- got a job at a resort . am making a go of it . it does n't help that they do n't seem to understand my french . c'est la vie . love and kisses , david . `` viki : well , that 's pretty much what he wrote to me . actually , he seems to be doing quite well there . coffee ? dorian : read between the lines , viki . this is -- this is a call for help . i mean , `` hard to make a living . `` that means `` inadequate legitimate employment . `` how long is it going to be before david is making ends meet by being a -- a common gigolo ? viki : oh , dorian , come on . you know as well as i do david always lands on his feet . dorian : and on his back , more than a few times . viki : yeah , well , you 'd know a lot more about that than i would . have a little faith in him . dorian : tai chi lessons aside , i know david 10,000 times better than you do . he 's not going to make it as a cabana boy -- hosing down beach chairs , sticking little umbrellas in other people 's drinks . he -- he has a far more existential disposition . viki : do you know that 's the first thing you 've said that i actually agree with ? dorian : then you know that this meaningless monotony will drive him mad or to an early grave . either way , it 's all your doing -- you and your sanctimonious guilt - tripping . you made him give back $ 10 million that was rightfully his . viki : nobody put a gun to his head . dorian : this is your doing , and it is your responsibility to save him . viki : he 's not asking to be saved . dorian : he is begging for it . viki , it 's in your hands . give him his money and bring him home . [ scene_break ] clint : thank you , nigel . now , then , did you think that getting nigel on your side was going to win me over to your cause ? sarah : nigel has been with this family since before i was born , and asa walks all over him . what 's wrong with me trying to back him up a little ? clint : what 's wrong is that you 're trying to get him to help you shake down the family tree . sarah : i resent that . i am not some kind of -- clint : sarah , no , no , no , no . do n't dig yourself in any deeper , ok ? now , if you want to talk , let 's just talk . but you should know that you 'll be better off being straight with me , not coming at me at some angle . sarah : cool . i 'm the same way . clint : well , good . what 's on your mind ? sarah : well , i -- i do n't know if you 've heard or not , but i need money , so -- can i have some ? clint : no . [ scene_break ] natalie : look , you and i are much different than the rest of the family . i mean , grandpa , uncle bo , dad -- they all see things in absolutes , you know , black and white , although grandpa 's version can be a little different sometimes , and we do know gray . renee : i 'll give you that . natalie : miles ' case , his situation is one of those . look , i -- whatever happened to get him in trouble , it 's -- it 's not clear - cut . he may have done something wrong , he may not have . renee : darling , all i have to do is look at him to know that he did something wrong . besides , he 's a laurence . i -- i do n't understand . after what his brother did to you , i ca n't -- you just let that go by ? natalie : miles is not his brother any more than you still run a whorehouse -- excuse me , brothel . renee : one thing i learned from my business was how to read people , and that man has a lot of guilt about something . natalie : do n't we all ? look , do you really think that the judge would have let him off on bail if he was such a dangerous man ? [ renee sighs ] renee : all right , then . mr. laurence , claude will show you your room . miles : fine . renee : no more visits from working women -- got it ? natalie : let 's book that room , then . miles : no , you know what ? i do n't want to stay where i 'm not wanted . natalie : miles , you got to stay somewhere and you ca n't go back to marty 's , right ? miles : no . she 's having our marriage annulled . natalie : well , i guess that gets rid of the house hunting . i should throw you a party . miles : huh . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , hey , hey , hey . if you even think about taking a picture of my girlfriend , i will sue you so fast . adriana : what are they hoping to find ? rex : i do n't even think they know . it does n't mean they wo n't find something . adriana : not anything about tommy . rex : there 's no way this is legal ! john : feel free to check out the warrant . rex : i 'm going to call my lawyer -- that 's what i 'm going to do . adriana : rex , clothes for me ! oh . adriana : hmm . [ adriana sighs ] adriana : so much for bonding after the palace roof . talia : i was doing my job and i 'm doing it now . adriana : oh . well , you could 've at least waited till we got dressed . oh . talia : i 'm sorry . i have to make sure you do n't destroy evidence . adriana : part of the job -- i got it . john : what ? rex : what 's your problem with me ? you have truman 's killer in custody right now , she confessed . why are you still hounding me ? john : because you and mike are still hiding something . rex : so you get your goons to tear apart this place ? this is a total abuse of power . john : no , it 's a murder investigation . rex : so you think , what -- i helped marty saybrooke kill truman ? john : do n't get sanctimonious . you were found holding the murder weapon . rex : and you cleared me . john : so you were the getaway guy . rex : right . you believe that as much as you believe saybrooke killed truman . [ scene_break ] dorian : why does it surprise me that you wo n't get off your high horse long enough to help anyone ? viki : he has a job ! for once in his life , he 's not leeching off society . he 's actually contributing to it . dorian : he 's serving drinks , mortgaging his very joie de vivre that makes david david . if he had that money that is rightfully his , then he could be of service to society . he could make meaningful contributions to worthwhile charities . it could happen . viki : yeah , when pigs fly . dorian , david is growing from this experience . dorian : he seems perfectly fine just the way he is . viki : really ? have you forgotten about your aborted wedding ? i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . dorian : no . you 're not sorry at all . but now i understand what you 're really up to . yes , by keeping david unhappy -- well , you 're managing to keep me unhappy , as well . viki : now , that is a totally convoluted piece of nonsense . dorian : really ? you tried to use david to break me and clint up . that did not work , so you 're trying another tactic -- you 're rubbing david 's present miserable condition in my face hoping that i will go running back to him . well , it is not going to work , viki . clint and i are here to stay . [ scene_break ] sarah : look , it 's not like i 'm asking for a blank check or anything -- just a little bit of cash until i get stuff sorted out with cord and tina . clint : well , that 's easy -- get a job . sarah : ah . my parents have been bitching and moaning to you , too ? clint : well , i have been in touch with your dad because i had to let him know what 's going on . sarah : oh . so `` you 're `` the reason i got cut off ? god , and here i was like an idiot thinking we were cool . clint : sarah , i am not going to hide the fact from your father that you 're back in llanview . anyway , cord called me back a little while later , he told me what he thought . sarah : no , let me guess -- i was n't `` acting in alignment with the spirit of the trust . `` clint : actually , yes . now , i assume he was thinking that you 'd stay put if you could n't afford a bus ticket . sarah : i hate that . clint : do n't . he 's just being your dad . sarah : well , it 's a little late for that , would n't you say ? clint : uh , tell me something -- if cord had n't given me a heads - up , how much were you planning to take me for ? sarah : you make it sound so underhanded . clint : well , how would you describe it ? sarah : uh -- broke and desperate . did cord tell you about all the crazy rules he made up for me ? clint : i do n't think using the money wisely is crazy . sarah : yeah , and checking in and settling down and -- and only dating guys that he and mom approve of , if we could find her . but who said i was wasting the money anyway , you know ? my -- my boyfriend did n't even know that i had it . it 's not like i was out buying cars or mansions or -- clint : sarah ? the point is you were lying to your parents . sarah : what , and you never lied to yours ? i sent a few misleading post cards telling them what they wanted to hear . otherwise , they 'd get an ulcer knowing the way that i was living . clint : what 's happened to you ? sarah : hmm -- todd manning , that 's what happened . i was going along just fine -- clint : no , no , no , no , no . what i mean is what happened to `` you `` ? when did you become so untrustworthy ? [ scene_break ] antonio : everything 's moved around back here . cristian : the bartenders did it . it 's more efficient for them that way . antonio : yeah ? well , i ca n't find where anything goes . cristian : well , good thing you 're not serving night in , night out . i 'll do it -- it 's my job . antonio : the system was fine the way it was . i 'm changing it back . cristian : it 's not going to work , antonio . antonio : yeah , well , it 's my club , my rules . cristian : ok , i 'm out of here . antonio : where are you going ? cristian : i 'm off to find a new job because this one 's obviously not working out . antonio : yeah , well , grow up . cristian : me `` grow up `` ? antonio : yeah . you know , i come back to work and everything 's changed . the menu 's different -- i 'm surprised you guys did n't get rid of the bongos . cristian : come on , antonio , there 's nothing wrong with the changes and you know it . you 're just pissed about your life and you got to feel like you 're in control of something . and you know what ? i do n't blame you , because i 'd feel the same way . antonio : well , thank you for your permission . cristian : all right , go ahead . screw around with the club all you want , but just do n't expect me to be here while you do it . antonio : all right . i 'm sorry . you 're right . i just need to do something . cristian : believe me , i know . antonio : bo wo n't let me back on the force yet . jamie 's at day camp . if i do n't -- keep myself busy , all i do is -- think . cristian : and you do n't want to think ? antonio : no . cristian : look , i 'm -- i 'm right there with you , man . but , you know , sometimes even staying busy just does n't cut it . antonio : any news on evangeline ? cristian : no , nothing -- no change . antonio : that 's tough . cristian : yeah . you know , when she lost her sight , she was -- she was going nuts . i mean , to be that helpless -- and now , if she 's awake somehow on the inside -- antonio : she 's fighting to get out . cristian : yeah , right . and here i am , doing my job , taking my pictures , trying to stay busy . antonio : because you got to keep living your life . i mean , evangeline would want you to do that . cristian : but how am i supposed to do that while she 's there , frozen -- maybe for good ? how do you move on when the woman you love is still in there , but may never be able to love you back ? [ scene_break ] rex : my filing cabinet -- are you serious ? dude , that 's my laptop . ok -- that 's a shredder . you really expect to get anything from that ? talia : boss ' order . rex : hmm . talia : thank you . quite the load here . john : well , it looks like you got your work cut out for you . talia : it 's not a problem -- i could use the overtime . john : oh , good . get it back to the barn and start cataloguing . process the computer first , put it on my desk , and i want to take a crack at it when i get back . talia : got it . john : well , looks like my guys made a bit of a mess . rex : save it -- you 're not sorry . john : yeah , i was n't really apologizing . did you really think you could lie to my face and get away with it ? rex : john , do n't do this . john : it 's done . it was done when you obstructed this case . and whatever happens now , it 's on you . rex : no , it 's on you . i warned you about this months ago . you 're going to hate where it leads . adriana : how much trouble are we in ? [ scene_break ] viki : dorian , i am not going to fight with you today . dorian : we 're not fighting . it 's over . i won a long time ago . viki : yeah , whatever . dorian : i know what you 're doing . you 're lying in wait to tear me and clint apart . viki : actually , you 're wrong . you can have clint , with my blessings . but for heaven 's sakes , try and be happy ! dorian : what ? i am happy . viki : oh , great . then go and share it with clint . but let david live his life , and for heaven 's sakes , stop wasting your time , and mine , with all this nonsense . dorian : i 'm a very fortunate woman . i have two wonderful men in my life . protecting david and loving clint will never be a waste of time . [ scene_break ] sarah : you sound just like dad . `` why ca n't you be like this ? why ca n't you be like that ? `` clint : no , neither of us wants you to be any particular way . sarah : sure you do . you both want me to be some perfect buchanan maiden that has just enough attitude to be entertaining . but when it comes down to it , she 's just a doormat who will tell you you 're the king of the world . clint : sarah , you know , the last time that you were home , you were sick and living on the streets . sarah : i was living the way that i wanted to . clint : well , your dad is worried about your welfare . he 's only trying to help . sarah : cord 's help always comes with strings . clint : like the strings you attached to the deal you were doing with nigel ? sarah : ok . that was wrong . clint : talk to your parents . sarah : i do n't even know where mom is . clint : all right , then just talk to cord . sarah : he just wants to control me . i mean , that 's what this whole trust fund thing is about . i never even asked for money . he just set it up and then did n't tell me about any rules until i was hooked . clint : you make it sound like an addiction . sarah : i 'm sure that 's the way he wanted it . clint : well , getting a job would break the habit . sarah : why do you believe him over me ? you never even asked me for my side of the story . clint : sarah , you 're my granddaughter , and i love you , and i 'm always going to do what 's genuinely good for you , whether you like it or not . sarah : but you wo n't give me any money ? clint : what i will give you is something at b.e . -- an entry - level job . sarah : huh . huh . no , thanks . clint : how are you going to support yourself ? sarah : it 's not your business . clint : sarah -- ahem -- i 'm not your enemy . sarah : i know . i just -- i -- i -- i already got a job , booking acts at capricorn . so -- so it 's all good . um -- let 's just forget this conversation ever happened . moment of weakness . it wo n't happen again . [ scene_break ] miles : i do n't see how the end of my marriage is a cause for a celebration . natalie : it was sort of a figure of speech . miles : yeah , well , it was insensitive . natalie : i 'm sorry , miles . i do n't mean to hurt you , but do n't you see how much better off you are without her ? miles : no . no , i do n't see that at all . natalie : look , the longer you stay in a relationship where both parties are n't in it 100 % , the more you get hurt . trust me , i know what i 'm talking about . miles : oh , no , john was n't even close to being good enough for you . natalie : neither was marty for you . miles : no , you did n't like her because john was interested -- i 'm sorry . now i 'm being insensitive . natalie : it 's ok . but yes , marty may have rubbed me the wrong way . but look what 's happened to you since the two of you got together . i mean , you 're facing prison time . miles : but that is not her fault . natalie : but it 's connected , miles . can you honestly tell me that -- that -- that your time with marty was really happy ? miles : yes . and it would have gotten better if we had more time . natalie : but you do n't . miles : what , so i 'm just supposed to let it all go ? my first family , my first home ? natalie : there 's only so much you can do . miles : but i would do anything -- natalie : look , i know this is hard . you love someone so much , and you think that you can just -- you can ride out all the problems . miles : we were doing that . natalie : apparently , not . this was n't real , miles . you 're playing house . you 're playing husband . i mean , you were acting the way you thought a happy couple should act . but it 's not real . and you 'll have the real . you 'll see what a huge difference it makes . miles : she made me breakfast . i bought cole his first tuxedo . i saw him off to his prom . natalie : you ca n't force these things . if it was n't real in the beginning , it wo n't ever be . [ scene_break ] rex : well , try , anyway ! get this guy off my back ! stupid lawyers ! adriana : what did he say ? rex : he does n't think he can get the judge to throw out the search , but he 's going to file for the motion , anyway . adriana : what if we could get bo to intervene ? rex : no way . bo already suspects that i withheld something from him when he put the screws in me before . asking him to bail me out now -- adriana : it would just make him suspicious all over again . rex : ugh ! adriana : all right , look , maybe we 're overreacting . and you 're right . you 've been through this before , so just do what you did last time . if you and michael stick to your story , john wo n't find out about tommy . rex : the man 's a bloodhound . he just needs a scrap and he 's off to the races . adriana : so then do n't give him a scrap . rex : he just ransacked my place ! adriana : yeah , but there 's nothing to find here , right ? right ? john : so what do we got ? talia : rex 's hard drive , processed and ready to go . john : all right . you find anything in the files ? talia : oh , just your garden - variety p.i . cases so far . rex did find paige miller 's son , though . john : yeah , hugh . truman turned out to be his father . talia : exactly . and truman is mentioned several times in rex 's files , so we 're just going to keep digging . john : ok . talia : computer forensics made a clone of the hard drive , and they 're trying to retrieve all the deleted files . john : all right . well , while we 're waiting , i 'm going to take another crack at it -- just in case they missed something . talia : telling me you do n't believe it unless you see it for yourself ? john : one of my many character flaws -- what can i say ? is there anything i need to know ? talia : it 's just basic security . nothing too hard to crack . just firewalls and passwords -- it 's all written down for you . john : yeah , very good . let 's see . what is this ? talia : a trash - retrieval program . forensics is running it , but i know how you like to d.i.y . john : `` d.i.y. `` ? talia : `` do it yourself . `` i speak text . john : o.m.g . , thanks . john : ok , what do you got ? [ scene_break ] antonio : well , i hate to say it , but you got everything covered . cristian : well , you know , if you 're really itching for something to do , there 's always the grease traps . they could use a little scrubbing . antonio : i get the hint . i 'll get out of your way . cristian : oh , come on , i 'm only kidding . stick around . i could use the company . antonio : why do n't we take the day off ? cristian : `` we `` ? you 're already off . antonio : no , but why do n't you join me ? we 'll go pick up jamie , we 'll go have some fun , and we 'll have a `` thinking - free `` afternoon . cristian : hmm . well , what about the club ? antonio : hang a sign saying you 've gone fishing or something . folks will survive . cristian : what about the employees without their tips ? antonio : you 're right . cristian : you know what ? i 'll get someone to cover . why do n't you pick up jamie and give me a call telling me where you are . antonio : well , the aquarium . she loves it there . cristian : ok , sweet . so i 'll do some prepping and clean up , and i 'll meet you guys at the aquarium . antonio : ok . cristian : cool . [ scene_break ] miles : i -- i ca n't stay here . natalie : miles , come on . miles : no , i -- look , your grandmother 's very polite , but i ca n't walk through there , in this lobby , every day , day after day , knowing she does n't want me here . natalie : ok . there 's other hotels . miles : yeah , but then my legal situation 's going to catch up to me . i 'll get kicked out of there , too . no , you know what ? i need an apartment . natalie : yeah , landlords run credit checks , they ask for references . you 're not going to get an apartment in one day , no matter how loaded you are . miles : well , then i 'll camp out in my car until i land something . natalie : not an option . you know what ? come with me . i think i have a much better idea . [ scene_break ] rex : if the cops get me , you do n't know anything . adriana : rex ! rex : you do n't know anything about tommy . you do n't know anything about todd . you do n't know anything about anything . got it ? adriana : is that an order ? rex : i do n't want you getting mixed up in this . adriana : ok , stop protecting me for one second and actually focus on what 's happening here ! was there anything in this apartment that could lead to tommy ? the littlest thing ? rex : i do n't know . that 's why -- adriana : think ! rex : i am thinking ! adriana : think harder ! rex : ok , they just took everything i ever had on every case i 've ever worked on . i have n't memorized every paragraph . adriana : ok , yeah , but you did n't keep a file on this case , right ? it was all in your head ? rex : i think so . if there was something in those files , it would be small . adriana : too small for john to notice ? rex : i hope so . adriana : oh . ok , ok . what else ? the garbage . rex : week - old lo mein -- they can have it . adriana : the shredder ? rex : just bills . it 's cross - cut -- major tape job . adriana : oh , good , all right . that just leaves your laptop . rex : right . adriana : what ? rex : there was this one thing , but i deleted it , so it -- it -- it should be gone , right ? john : what do we got here ? [ scene_break ] viki : oh , david -- enough about my chi already . [ knock on door ] natalie : mom ? viki : hi , baby . you forget something ? natalie : no . i 've invited miles to move in with us . [ scene_break ] nigel : master clint ? clint : oh , thank you , nigel . good morning , dorian . dorian : good morning . clint : hmm . what brings you by so early ? dorian : i 've had a very difficult morning , and i just needed a lift . but i 'm really more interested in what has got you so agitated . clint : ahem -- i had a little blowout with my granddaughter -- sarah , not bree . dorian : no , bree would be too -- clint : no . dorian : yes , sarah is back in llanview . clint : yeah , that 's another long story . dorian : i heard a little bit about it from todd and blair , but just let me guess . the issue was -- money . well -- well , we are talking about tina lord 's daughter , are n't we ? clint : yeah . dorian : how did she make out ? clint : she did n't get anything . i told her to get a job . dorian : well , good for you . nothing builds character like good , honest work . [ scene_break ] sarah : hey , vega ! what do i have to do to pay for that drink ? just hire me , you pain in the ass . cris ? you around ? hunter : alone at last . [ scene_break ] adriana : what are we talking about ? how bad is it ? rex : t.j. 's death certificate . the one i forged for todd . john : `` peter adam lee `` -- why do i know that name ? rex : even if mcbain were to magically find that document , he would n't know what it means . it 's not like i called the kid `` t.j. manning `` or anything . rex : the only way he can link the two would be if he got a hold of the death certificate i gave to todd . adriana : well , do you think that blair gave it to him when todd went missing ? rex : maybe . [ adriana sighs ] rex : but it 's one slip of paper john would have seen months ago . his memory 's not that good . he 's -- he 's not , like , elephant cop . john : what 's todd 's kid 's death certificate doing on your hard drive ? rex : nothing 's going to happen . we 're safe . john : i got you now , balsom . [ next_on ] blair : we always end up hurting each other , do n't we ? viki : i think you 're protecting miles right now to provoke john . cole : something else i want to say to you . john : you want to tell me why you wanted manning to stop looking for his son ? cristian : let the lady go . hunter : i do n't think so .
john and talia bust into rex 's home when they discover that he must know something about spencer 's death . they take his computer down to the station for evidence , knowing that rex knows something he is not admitting . and john is able to discover that rex has a copy of todd manning 's deceased kid 's death certificate . he wonders why that would be . sara is scrounging for money and is hoping that asa or clint will override her father 's decision to cut her off . the only job she wants to do is book bands at capricorn and that job is not available to her . cristian and antonio take the day off and leave the bar empty . and when sara arrives , hunter finds her . dorian tells viki she better find a way for david to get his money back . and she believes that viki wants to keep her away from clint . natalie is acting very friendly and supportive to miles , defending him to everybody who speaks and thinks ill of him . and it seems she has some `` issue `` of her own in regard to his unrequited feelings for marty .
[ sounds of a struggle ] tina : can you see anything ? antonio : no , it 's too damn dark . [ tina gasps ] tina : oh , my god . oh , my god , sarah . oh , i thought i 'd lost you . antonio : we all did . sarah : i thought i 'd lost cristian . cristian : i ca n't believe this . cain : something finally went right , huh ? antonio : something huge . sarah : oh , we 're here . we 're together now . cristian : i 'm never going to let you go . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] blair : where 's your boss ? keys : he 's not here . blair : good , i 'm not here to see todd , anyway . i want to see the lady of the house . keys : there 's no lady here . blair : really . well , then tell me , keys , did your boss buy this hot little number for you ? [ scene_break ] clint : dorian , we did not forget to invite you . we did n't invite you . this is a private party . dorian : you would be toasting viki 's memory if i had n't saved her life . clint : that 's enough . viki : dorian , please , just leave . dorian : after what i did for you ? tess : [ as jessica ] hey , you may have saved my mother , but you helped my husband in the ground , you bitch . [ scene_break ] david : boy , we got to get -- we got to get out of town and we got to get fast . i heard on the news that the cops suspect arson over at the diner . not that we did it , right ? carlotta vega and john mcbain would love to see me behind bars and i 've done enough orange jumpsuit time . sometimes i wish i was never born . [ scene_break ] bo : how many times are you going to keep butting your head against the same wall ? rex : i got through before . moe : [ as jeremiah ] i got it . it was in my van , the book i was telling you about . bo : yeah , `` mysteries of time . `` and this has instructions on how to time travel ? jeremiah : oh , there 's all kinds of ways to do it . bo : yeah , are we actually supposed to believe that this will work ? jeremiah : you got a better idea , like that phone there ? [ rex sighs ] rex : damn it , morasco , where are you when i need you ? gigi : what , did i already spill something ? brody : you look awesome . gigi : ha , right , in a rodi 's `` t. `` oh , perfect . brody : yeah , she 's not bad . gigi : that 's not what i meant . that 's adriana 's best friend . brody : oh , yeah , i remember her . gigi : she hates my guts . brody : want me to give her the boot ? gigi : oh , no , no , i can take care of it . will you just put this underneath the bar for me , please ? brody : no problem . gigi : thank you . [ scene_break ] [ phone vibrates ] rex : oh , my god , it 's ringing . i 'm getting through . rex : come on , gigi , answer , answer . [ static on phone ] rex : no , no ! [ scene_break ] brody : jerk did n't even leave a message . [ scene_break ] bo : did you get through at all ? rex : well , it was ringing and then it stopped and now -- oh , no , do n't tell me . bo : what ? rex : i 'm down to , like , half a bar . moe : [ as jeremiah ] a bar of what ? rex : my battery is about to die . bo : i do n't suppose you brought your charger with you . [ rex sighs ] [ scene_break ] david : criminey pete , the rest of addie 's money barely covered this one - way ticket . that begs a burning question . what are we going to do once we get to where we 're going ? well , we 've always got our fallback plan . we can get by on our looks . david : why does that keep happening ? i know people say that i 'm transparent , but i never took them literally . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] well , i 'm sorry , you know , if it had n't have been for dorian , nash would still be here , you know ? she took over b.e . and she exposed jared . we ca n't change that . but if you think you can just show up here and -- dorian : jessica , i was horrified by nash 's death , but it was not my fault . and i was not the one who defrauded b.e . 's stockholders . nora : oh , no , but you certainly took advantage of the situation , did n't you ? todd : viki , why do n't you let me throw her out with the rest of the garbage ? dorian : actually , todd , you are the reason i 'm here . todd : i do n't care . i 'm not interested . dorian : it 's about starr . viki : is she all right ? dorian : cole broke up with her tonight and it 's all todd 's fault . [ scene_break ] keys : whoa . blair : come on , let me by . keys : ca n't do that . blair : keys , look , i ran into todd earlier and by mistake , i picked up one of his packages . keys : i 'll be sure to give it to mr. manning when he gets home . blair : no , no , i just want to make sure it gets to the woman that he intended it for . come on , what 's the big deal if i go upstairs ? keys : like i told you , there 's no woman here . blair : okay , we both know that is not true , so , um , keys , what 's it going to take for me to get up those little ol ' stairs , huh ? [ scene_break ] tina : sarah , are you all right ? i mean , do you need anything , like a blanket ? sarah : i 'm fine , mom . i have everything i need . cristian : i still do n't get how you got away from me . sarah : i got caught in the rapids and they -- they took me so far down the river . cristian : yeah , but i -- i looked for you everywhere . sarah : at one point i thought i heard you , but i -- i mean , i was so out of it . i -- i guess i just assumed i was dreaming . cristian : you were tied to that boat , sarah . sarah : i did hear you calling for me when we went over the waterfall , but the -- the water just kept taking me away from you , and i guess the boat must have hit something and broke into a ton of pieces . i do n't know , when i came to , there was no sign of the boat . i was lying on the shore . tina : well , how did you survive ? sarah : i just started walking . i was in the middle of the woods and i thought i 'd never get my way out . and then -- and i heard cheering . i 'm -- i 'm serious . and i followed the noise and it took me out of the woods and -- and i saw mendorra city . and there was some kind of celebration going on at the palace . and when i got to the town square , people were screaming and running and it was crazy . i heard somebody say something about the airstrip , so i followed them and that 's how i ended up here . what was going on at the palace ? sarah : where 's talia ? antonio , why is n't talia here ? antonio : we had to leave without her . [ scene_break ] gigi : what can i get you ? layla : nothing until my boyfriend gets here . gigi : okay , then i 'll be back . layla : oh , i spoke to adriana today . she 's in paris -- alone . gigi : i heard this . layla : mm , she 's really missing her husband rex . have you seen him ? gigi : i have n't in a couple of days . i 'll get you some water . vincent : what 's up , baby ? i am so sorry i 'm late . layla : a call would have been nice . vincent : come on , you know , i got caught in the middle of something . layla : is that your excuse ? vincent : no excuse , i 'm out there making money for us . you know that . layla : i do n't need you to make money for me . my business is fine . what i need is a boyfriend who acts like my boyfriend . woman : whose boyfriend ? layla : excuse me ? woman : excuse me ; i thought i just heard you calling vinnie here your boyfriend . layla : uh , yeah , vincent is . [ woman laughs ] woman : well , how can that be when he 's mine ? go ahead , vinnie , tell her . [ scene_break ] gigi : brody , my bag . brody : i 'm sorry , gigi , we got busy and i forgot . gigi : do it now before someone walks off with it . thank you . [ scene_break ] jeremiah : it says here the basis for time travel is a conduit . that phone must be it . it got you through the portal into 2008 and left the door open enough to connect with this side . rex : hello , hello , morasco ? brody : try lovett . [ scene_break ] david : i do n't understand what 's happening to me . but whatever it is , it started when you entered my life . so as much as it may upset addie , you and i are breaking up . [ david sneezes ] nuns : god bless you . david : if it was good enough for todd 's baby , it 's good enough for mine . [ scene_break ] todd : that little bastard thornhart broke up with starr ? dorian : you went ballistic when he wanted to be with starr , and now you 're going to go crazy because he does n't want to be with her ? todd : i wanted her to stay away from him , but he did n't have to break her heart . dorian : you already broke her heart . todd : so this is the reason you came over here , to harp on me about starr ? dorian : yes , that 's exactly the reason . todd : why do n't you go talk to your niece about it ? nora : no , no , no , see , these two kids have been through enough without the two of you getting all involved and making things worse . clint : dorian , you came over here because you found out that we were gathered together and you just came here to make a scene . [ dorian laughs ] dorian : oh , i do not have to listen to this . natalie : oh , well , you know where the door is . viki : dorian , please , we 've had enough tragedy and drama around here . we do n't need this . dorian : jessica , i really -- jessica : save it . viki : look , i 'm going to ask you one more time and i 'm going to ask you nicely because you saved my life . please , go . this family has had to put aside an awful lot just in order to be together to say good - bye before i go . dorian : you 're leaving ? going back to texas to sling hash again ? viki : no , those days are long gone . [ scene_break ] brody : i said this is brody lovett , who 's this ? rex : lovett , it 's balsom . listen , this is really important and i do n't have a lot of time to talk . i need to talk to morasco -- gigi . put her on . brody : sorry , balsom , ca n't . [ scene_break ] vincent : i can , uh , explain . woman : explain ? explain this you two - timing , lying son - of - a - bitch . layla : vincent , please , tell me this crazy lady is a stalker you have a restraining order against so we can call the police . woman : yeah , vincent , go ahead , tell her . subpoena my phone records to show all the received calls from you . that 's right , honey . if anybody was stalking , it was n't me . vincent : let 's go somewhere where we can talk , just you and me . layla : first of all , i 'm not your honey . second of all , we 're not going anywhere . you 're going to tell me the truth right here and right now . vincent : it 's true . i 've been hooking up with the both of you . [ scene_break ] rex : brody , listen to me . you 've got to get gigi on the line . this is really important . it 's a matter of life and -- brody : i said i ca n't . she 's in the shower and i 'm about to join her . [ scene_break ] sarah : carlo made talia marry that jonas freak ? antonio : yeah , she did n't have much of a choice . there was no way i was going to let her , but she told me i had to . [ antonio sighs ] antonio : but i 'm going to get her back . i do n't care what i have to do . cristian : can you give us a minute ? sarah : yeah , sure . i 'm not going anywhere . cristian : you know , you are the toughest , strongest -- you have no idea how happy i am to have you on this plane . sarah : i think i do . cristian : you 're going to be okay , antonio . antonio : once i get talia back . i 'm really glad for you , man . cristian : yeah , i 'm still hoping it 's not just some dream . antonio : oh , it 's real . she caught some luck . you both did . cristian : and you will , too . you know , as soon as we get back to llanview , we 'll call the feds , tell them about hesser , figure out a way to get talia out of mendorra . we can do it . antonio : you know why she did it , do n't you ? so that the rest of us could go . cristian : a lot of people are n't that brave . antonio : i just ca n't help thinking that -- if there was another way , that there was something else i could have done . cristian : i get that . i felt like that about sarah . but you know talia , she 's -- she 's tough and she 's smart . she 'll find her way back to you , too . [ scene_break ] tina : honey , you have no idea what it felt like watching you go over the falls like i did so many years ago . oh , honey , i would -- i would have gladly taken your place and stepped into that boat . sarah : mom , i would n't have wanted you to . tina : yeah , but the -- the thought that i was never -- never going to see you again and it -- it was because of me . sarah : mom , i 'm okay , now . tina : are you ? i mean , are you sure ? i 'm going to have you checked out at the hospital as soon as we land , all right ? [ sarah laughs ] tina : what , you think this is funny ? sarah : kind of . tina : why ? sarah : 'cause you 're being such a mom . tina : well , i think it 's about time , do n't you ? sarah : what 's that ? cain : ah , what 's what ? sarah : you just , uh , shoved in your pocket ? cain : uh , that 's my cell phone . sarah : yeah ? cain : mm - hmm . sarah : jewel encrusted ? cain : whoa , most inappropriate . tina : you have the jewels ? that 's what you went back for ? cain : honey , i did it for us . sarah : then why did n't you tell her about them ? why were you hiding them ? [ scene_break ] blair : come on , keys , you know me . keys : yeah , i know my boss , too . blair : come on , it would just be our secret . todd does n't have to know . i could make it worth your while . keys : what do you have in mind ? blair : oh , you name your price . keys : hmm , you could try this sexy little thing on for me . [ scene_break ] dorian : you 're going to africa ? natalie : the international heart association wants mom to do this , to be an ambassador of good will . tess : [ as jessica ] do you know what that is , dorian ? dorian : well , i 'm so happy i was able to save your mother 's life so she can do this very useful work . nora : there you go , dorian , make it all about you . viki : you know what ? in a way , dorian 's right . if david had n't dumped her in the middle of the road and she had n't insisted that i give her a ride , this would have been quite a different evening . jessica : so we have dorian to thank for all this . natalie : uh , you know what ? you may have saved my mom 's life , but this is kind of a killer for the party , so -- viki : you know , dorian , i will always be grateful to you for that , always , and i mean that . but i will never forget what you did to b.e . , what you did to nash , and probably what you did to charlie , so i do n't think you can do those things without expecting retribution . dorian : oh , and what are you going to do , have one of your spare personalities rebuild the secret room in the basement and lock me up in it ? [ dorian chuckles ] [ scene_break ] cain : you think i was n't going to tell you about the jewels ? tina : so what happened , a convenient case of amnesia ? cain : first of all , we were chased around by a madman and then your daughter came back from the dead , you know , a few things going on , a little distracting . i mean , why would i get on the plane with you if i was n't going to tell you about the jewels ? tina : oh , i do n't know , to save your sorry backside perhaps ? cain : never . i swear on everything we ever had together . sarah : do n't listen to him , mom . he was trying to scam you all along . cain : no , never , honey . come on , baby , you believe me , do n't you , hmm ? tina : oh , those fake stones i had made were good , were n't they , david vickers ? [ tina laughs ] tina : cain will never know the difference . tina : of course i do . i mean , i would no sooner scam you than you would scam me . [ scene_break ] david : sisters , i 'd like to make a donation . nun : oh , god bless you , my son . how much ? david : that much . nun : i 'm afraid we do n't accept animals , just cash . david : oh , come on , look at the face . he 's got a face someone could love . come on , he 's got to be worth something . [ scene_break ] cain : i 'm so glad you believe me . tina : why would n't i ? sarah : uh , because he 's a jerk and a low life , mom . please , do not fall for this again . cain : do n't you have a waterfall to play in ? tina : do n't worry , sweetheart , i know exactly what i 'm doing . it means so much to me that you 're standing by me , much more than any jewel . [ cain chuckles ] [ tina chuckles ] tina : so , honey , uh , what do you say when we get back to llanview , we give the jewels to charity ? what do you think ? [ scene_break ] moe : [ as jeremiah ] according to dr. fina in this book , it is imperative that the time traveler does not alter anything in the past to change the future they know is coming . bo : oh , that 's going to be a problem . jeremiah : how ? bo : i already did . i broke things off with the woman that thinks i 'm my father . now , she has since had a baby with my father . [ scene_break ] rex : excuse me , gigi 's in the shower and you 're going in there with her ? brody : that 's right . face it , balsom , gigi 's over you . you 're living in the past . rex : that 's exactly what i 'm trying to tell you . brody : then stay there . rex : no , no , no , do n't do this to me ! rex : he said gigi was in the shower and that he was going in there with her . bo : all right , first of all , you do n't even know if this guy lovett 's telling the truth . rex : but what if he was ? moe : [ as jeremiah ] i hate to interrupt here , but we got a big problem . you told me you broke up with this emma chick before you -- or your father -- or whoever you are , knocked her up with this vickers dude . rex : so vickers is never born . no great loss to anybody . jeremiah : well , not according to what doc fina says . if you do n't hotfoot it across the street to that motel right now and make a baby , neither one of you two are going back . [ scene_break ] brody : what 's up next ? gigi : one guy , two girls , one bad breakup . keep an eye on it in case you have to toss out that jerk . brody : i got it . gigi : thank you . you 're the best . [ scene_break ] layla : i ca n't believe you cheated on me , vincent . vincent : well , if you were a little bit more available for a brother -- layla : do n't give me that . i was in baltimore with my sister . vincent : and your business and running all around town , around the world with adriana and her mother -- and i still do n't know what 's up with that , layla , and i 've been right here . right here . woman : so i was just some kind of , what , stand - in ? layla : i was the one cheated on , so back the hell up ! and you -- the exit is right there . vincent : baby , let 's just -- layla : do n't `` baby `` me . do n't you dare try to make this my fault , okay ? i was n't there for you ? talk to me about it then , not after you go sleeping around with this and god knows who else . woman : wait , wait -- there are others ? vincent : whoa , hold on a second . you heard layla , now , just -- back off . let 's just -- let me make this up to you . layla : no , i do n't -- vince , i do n't know how you could . i stood up for you . i trusted you and i loved you and you did this to me . just go . i do n't want to see you anymore . vincent : i still got stuff at your place . layla : i 'll leave it on the stoop . just look for the bonfire . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm not going to model some other woman 's nightgown for you for anybody else . keys : it 's okay by me . but if you do n't , no way you 're getting up those stairs . [ scene_break ] todd : why do n't you just let me kick her to the curb ? clint : for once , todd and i agree . viki : dorian , this evening was supposed to be for me to say good - bye to my friends and family and you are neither . dorian : fine . but before i go , i have this to say . todd , you stay away from the cramer women . todd : well , if by that you mean your dysfunctional family , no problem , but you do n't get to tell me about my children , dorian . dorian : those children are my family , too . and i am far more in their lives right now than you will ever be . and you have nobody to blame but yourself for that . natalie : mom , i 'm so sorry . viki : no , no , no , it 's hardly your fault . no , i 've come to expect that of her , you know , she does one good deed -- makes her so uncomfortable that she has to make very sure we do n't think she 's really nice . anyway , let 's just forget about her . nora : i will drink to that . viki : thank you all for coming on such short notice . thank you . natalie : oh , no , you know what ? we have to thank you and jessica . and i do n't think any one of us could have said no to you two . viki : clint , nora , do me a favor and keep an eye on jessie , will you ? clint : oh , yeah , you know we will . viki : thank you . and , todd , will you please try and make peace with blair and the kids , and keep a lid on your temper . do n't make me come back . todd : all right , you got it . viki : natalie , i 'm going to miss you , honey . natalie : oh , mom , i 'm going to miss you so much . viki : jared , i 'm counting on you to keep her happy . jared : you have my word on that . and i know that might not mean much to you right now , but i 'll do anything for your daughter . tess : [ as jessica ] oh , you have already . viki : sweetheart , listen to me . if it gets to be too hard for you , you call me . i will come on the next flight . jessica : okay . viki : okay , i 'm serious about this . jessica : mom , i 'm okay -- really . viki : well , i hope so , because you have bree and this new little baby , and they 're counting on you . jessica : and nash , too . and i do n't plan on letting them down . viki : all right , bye , honey . jessica : well , you have to go . your car 's probably waiting for you ; you do n't want to miss your flight . viki : okay , okay . jessica : so scoot . viki : all right , i 'm going to miss you all , but i 'll be back before you know it . all : good - bye , good - bye . todd : arrivederci . [ scene_break ] sarah : so what are we going to do about getting talia back ? cristian : you are not doing anything . antonio : try not to worry about talia , sarah . i 'll get her back . hopefully , without too much damage . sarah : well , antonio , you know , talia is n't just any girl . i mean , if anybody can tough this out , it 's her . cristian : she 's right , antonio . she 'll do it for you . tina : and did n't she look wonderful in her wedding dress ? oh , um , sorry , uh -- yeah , and -- well , you know , maybe we 're going to land soon , and you can , um , figure out how to rescue her , and we all can get on with our lives like -- like cain and i . tina : cain , what are you doing ? cain : sorry , baby . you and i both know i never learned to share . tina : what , so you 're going to bail -- literally ? cain : honey , i 'll always love you , but the jewels come first . and besides , you and i both know you 're still hung up on cord , are n't you ? sarah : wait , wait . you 're still into dad ? [ cain laughs ] cain : well , so long , suckers ! tina : cain , but -- [ alarm sounds ] cain : geronimo ! sarah : i can not believe cain just jumped . what a jackass . cristian : or stupid , depending on whether he survives . sarah : well , he had those jewels . that 's all that mattered to him . i 'm really sorry , mom . this is not what i wanted to happen to you . tina : yeah , i -- i guess i misjudged him . sarah : you 'll find somebody else , someone way better than cain rogan . tina : you know , i do n't want another man . i just want a companion , someone i can trust -- like david vickers . sarah : david vickers ? tina : the dog . oh , my poor , sweet little dog . and you know , when we get back to llanview , i am going make finding him my first priority . [ scene_break ] david : this little fellow is a real jewel . he 's worth his weight in gold . i 'm aware that he 's small , but are you aware of the price of gold these days ? nun : all right , we 'll take him . david : excellent . i 'll just make the appropriate change . see you , d.v . viki : david ? what are you doing here ? david : hi , i 'm off to l.a. , try my luck again . you do n't happen to have any spare lottery tickets , do you ? viki : no , i 'm fresh out . david : hmm . viki : what happened to addie ? david : lesson learned . love lost . viki : love ? david : all right , she dumped me . where are you going ? viki : africa . i 'm going to do some work for the heart organization . david : oh . i believe the last time you left town , you found the man of your dreams . viki : yeah . well , some dreams just do n't come true . david : i 'm sorry about that , viki . i really am . but since you 're back on the market -- viki : forget it , david . david : ca n't blame a guy for trying . i 'll miss you . viki : i 'll miss you , too . behave yourself . david : now , if i did that , what would happen to the guy that you know and love ? i 'll be seeing you . [ scene_break ] woman : uh - uh , do n't look at me . she covered it for the both of us . vincent : baby . layla : get out of my face . now ! do n't touch me . vincent : baby , you are not leaving me . brody : get the hell out , or i 'll throw you out . layla : enjoying yourself ? gigi : no , i know how you feel . [ scene_break ] bo : thank you . come here . that is not gigi across the street . does n't matter how much she looks like her . her name is emma bradley . she 's spencer truman 's mother , soon to be david vickers ' mother . i 'm sorry , i do n't have a choice . rex : a man 's got to do what a man 's got to do . bo : balsom -- rex : i know it 's not really morasco . it 's just -- this is happening to me in two different time zones . it really sucks . bo : i know that , i know . but the sooner i get over -- i mean , asa . the sooner asa gets over there and fathers vickers , then the sooner we can get back , you know , to the real gigi . rex : go . do n't talk about it afterward . moe : [ as jeremiah ] sometimes you just got to go with the flow . that 's what professor fina says . rex : oh , i hope you know what you 're talking about , professor delbert doolittle fina . delbert ... doolittle ... fina ! [ scene_break ] blair : i did what you asked . i put the hideous gown on ; now let me up the stairs . keys : ooh . blair : ah -- keys : let me see a sexy little spin first . [ blair scoffs ] [ scene_break ] natalie : thank you guys for coming . nora : are you kidding ? we would n't have missed it , right , clint ? natalie : it really meant a lot to me that you came in spite of your feelings about jared . and i know that you 're still really upset that i 'm still seeing him . clint : that 's pretty much it . on the other hand , i 'll always love you . tess : [ as jessica ] well , i got bree down , finally . she was just so excited to see her grandpa . clint : you give me a call if you need anything . i 'm sorry that dorian brought up all the nash stuff . jessica : it never goes away . clint : okay , now you call if you need anything at all . jessica : i will . clint : all right ? jessica : okay , thanks , daddy . nora : bye , sweetie . jessica : bye . jessica : well , i do n't know about you two , but i 'm beat . jared : me , too . jessica : then go . go to bed . jared : okay . natalie : okay , well , we 'll see you in the morning . oh , this was so nice , jess . it really was . good night . jared : what was dorian talking about , the secret room in the basement ? natalie : oh , it 's a long story . i 'll tell you all about it later . [ scene_break ] gigi : you know , sometimes i think you really are the superhero in shane 's comic book . brody : because i showed some guy the door ? gigi : oh , come on . you 're a good guy -- admit it . brody : a customer just came in . table four . gigi : i 'm on it . [ scene_break ] rex : professor delbert doolittle fina . delbert fina . del ... fina . del -- jumping jehosaphat -- delphina ! [ scene_break ] gigi : hi , there . can i take your order ? delphina : i think it 's the other way around . [ scene_break ] viki : sarah ? sarah : aunt viki . oh , i 'm so happy to see you . viki : honey , i did n't even know the three of you were out of town . where have you been ? antonio : a place called mendorra . viki : why were you there ? cristian : because of her . viki : tina ? tina : hi , sis .
antonio , cristian and sarah talk about getting talia back while on the plane from mendorra . at vikki 's going away party , everyone tells dorian to leave . vikki leaves for the airport . david vickers gives the dog ( david vickers ) to a couple of nuns at the airport . he sees vikki and they talk . gigi and brody work at rodi 's . gigi asks him to put her purse behind the bar and when she walks away rex calls . brody tells him gigi is in the shower and he 's about to join her . layla meets vincent at rodi 's . another woman comes up and says she is his girlfriend . vincent admits to cheating on layla . she breaks up with him . blair goes to todd 's to find out who he bought the night gown for . the bodyguard tells her to try on the nightie and he 'll let her upstairs to see . she tries it on just as todd walks in . sarah and tina discover that kane has the jewels . tina remembers making a copy of the jewels and hiding the originals in the dog 's coat . kane jumps from the plane . in texas 1968 , bo and rex worry about changing things in the past will affect the future . bo knows he has to go over to father david vickers with the gigi look alike . rex is upset but tells him to get it over with . rex looks at the time travel book and realizes delphina 's name is mixed in the title .
rex : careful . do n't trip on the door area there . stacy : [ laughing ] you 're so protective . rex : you just gave birth to our child . i get to spoil you . stacy : daddy loves us . yeah . he 's so protective , is n't he ? is n't she beautiful ? rex : pretty as her mom . stacy : ha ha . rex : i always wanted a girl . stacy : she 's perfect . this is perfect . rex : there 's only one thing that 's missing . [ stacy gasps ] [ scene_break ] charlie : you ca n't take it back , you know . we 're hitched . viki : finally . charlie : yeah , finally . viki : amazingly . charlie : oh , i do n't know . the last couple weeks , i think i would 've given you even odds . viki : i do n't know why we ever agreed to a double wedding . there was so much more drama than was necessary . charlie : yeah , but it 's done now . viki : oh , it is , it is , it is . charlie : mm - hmm . mmm . good morning , mrs. banks . viki : mrs. banks . mrs. charles banks . say it again . charlie : mrs. banks . viki : hmm . i like that . think i 'll keep it . [ scene_break ] layla : hey , oliver . does this bracelet work with the outfit ? oliver : why are you asking me ? layla : i was hoping for a compliment . oliver : what , like i should know fashion ? layla : like you would notice if i looked good , not like i think you 're gay . oliver : i got ta go . layla : fish , wait . i thought this was going somewhere . i like you , okay ? and i said a wrong and stupid thing , and i 'm sorry . ca n't we forget it ? [ scene_break ] roxy : you job hunting ? kyle : yeah . roxy : hospital wo n't take you back ? kyle : yeah , and if i do n't find something soon , i 'm gon na have to drop out of medical school . roxy : well , i hear llanview p.d . is looking for a few good men . kyle : yeah . yeah . do n't ask , do n't tell ? no , thanks . [ scene_break ] john : you did n't sleep . marty : no . not much . i just kept thinking about all the things that could go wrong . i mean , what if -- what if he says something wrong ? or what if they figure out that he 's working for the police ? john : cole 's ready . i gave him a contact no one will make as a cop . he 's in good hands . [ scene_break ] brody : these bills are marked and we have the serial numbers . so do n't mix it with your own money . give exactly these bills to asher . cole : no problem . this is everything asher gave me to sell . brody : all right . when you get more , you call me direct . it 's okay if they see my number in your phone . as far as anybody knows , i 'm still a bartender at rodi 's . cole : i ca n't believe you 're a cop now . brody : yeah , john pulled me out of training for this . asher : dude , who 's your buddy ? brody : what the hell is this ? you were supposed to meet me alone . i do n't like -- cole : it 's okay , it 's okay . brody : yeah , later . man : [ russian accent ] not so fast . [ scene_break ] [ gigi sighs ] gigi : was shane awake ? rex : he was conked out , earbuds in , game player still on . gigi : guess he seriously wanted the world to go away last night . rex : yeah , or just me . gigi : oh , you do n't get all the blame . i 'll talk to him . oh , it was so good waking up with you . rex : same here . gigi : it must 've been a whole minute before i remembered . rex : hey , no -- hey , that 's a great minute . let 's camp out in that minute forever . gigi : i wish . i still ca n't believe my sister is having your baby . [ gigi sighs ] [ scene_break ] rex : will you marry me ? stacy : yes . yes ! yes ! of course , i 'll marry you ! ahh . ohh . emt : i 'm sorry . you 're not pregnant anymore . stacy : oh , my god . it 's true . my baby 's dead . [ scene_break ] gigi : my sister is having your baby . my sister is having your baby . rex : are you trying to make me feel worse ? gigi : no , i 'm just trying to make it normal , make it part of our lives . rex : we agreed . gigi : i remember . rex : stacy does not come between us . gigi : [ sigh ] i hope not . rex : we make it true , morasco . gigi : then i need to fix my mistake . rex : where are you going ? gigi : to apologize to stacy for suggesting she have an abortion . rex : no ! really , bad idea . just stay away from stacy . gigi : we 'll never get to normal that way . rex : you 've done enough -- gigi : damage ? rex : i was not going to say that . gigi : then what ? rex : you do not need to try to fix it , geeg . please , just stay out of it . gigi : stay out ? who are you trying to protect , stacy or me ? rex : you ! she tried to shove you down a flight of stairs . gigi : that 's when she was desperate . now she 's winning . rex : she 's not . gigi : oh , trust me , balsom . she 's not the least bit worried about me . she has your baby growing inside her . [ scene_break ] stacy : help . help . it ca n't be . i did n't lose the one thing that 's gon na make rex love me . my baby 's not gone . stacy : that bitch gigi . she wanted me to get an abortion . she wanted my baby dead . she got what she wanted . [ scene_break ] oliver : i 'm not mad at you , layla , okay ? i just do n't like when people say things about me that are n't true . layla : i know . you 're right . and i 'm sorry . this is so typical of me . i meet a man who treats me like a lady and i ask him if he 's gay . no wonder i 'm single . oliver : no -- it 's okay . just stop beating yourself up about it . layla : you forgive me , then ? you do n't hate me ? oliver : of course i do n't hate you . far from it . oliver : i got ta get to the cop shop . layla : i 'll see you at work . you sure we 're all good ? oliver : yes . layla : what ? cristian : so that 's the big secret ? fish is gay ? [ scene_break ] roxy : do n't ask , do n't tell ? is that the trouble that you 're having with officer hunk ? kyle : oliver 's parents are really conservative , so he 'd be dead to them if they knew . plus , he always wanted to be a cop . you know , that 's a tough crowd . roxy : so fish is hiding in plain sight . and you know what ? that do n't work . the one thing i know in life -- you got ta be yourself . you got ta let your freak flag fly . anything else is like a bad wig -- ugly , itchy , and foolin ' nobody . kyle : well , obviously , oliver made his choice and it 's not me . [ scene_break ] john : cole 's gon na be fine . marty : yeah , i know , but you could let me know that . hourly . john : i 'm not gon na let anything happen to him . hey . starr : john . hi . john : hey . marty and starr : hi . marty : there 's my beautiful girls . hello . [ scene_break ] brody : come on , you do n't want to do that . cole : look , man , they 're cool , all right ? brody : but this is not . man : you 're a very twitchy man . brody : i got places to be . cole : look , you 're harassing my best customer . hey , listen , call me whenever , all right ? brody : yeah , not till you get some security . cole : look , it wo n't happen again , all right ? do n't you knock ? asher : your boy is seriously jumpy . cole : look , the guy 's an iraq war vet , all right ? he 's having some trouble with reentry , okay ? the guy 's a goldmine . man : who 's already been here twice today . why would that be ? cole : look , he did n't have enough cash the first time . he had to hit up an atm . he just bought the last of my supply . cole : asher , who is this ? man : i am asher 's boss . which means i am also your boss . cole : do you have a name ? [ scene_break ] gigi : you 're sweet to try and protect me , balsom , but i can handle myself with stacy . rex : [ stammering ] can you just let it go for now ? gigi : why do n't you want me to apologize to my sister ? rex : i do n't see it going well . gigi : why ? rex : okay , you two set each other off . gigi : i will be humble . i will grovel and beg her forgiveness . how can that make it worse ? rex : just seeing you will set her off . gigi : well , then i 'll apologize more . rex : okay , you gave her money to abort the baby ! she 's not gon na forgive you for that , geeg . gigi : will you ? [ scene_break ] viki : i wish we could hide in here all day . charlie : hmm . i 'm game . viki : charlie ? i did something not so good . i promised bree a trip to the zoo today . i 'm surprised she has n't come in already . charlie : well , i locked the door . i figured this was the official start of our honeymoon . viki : a honeymoon ? charlie : yeah . viki : do we get one of those ? charlie : hey , we are gon na plan it today . viki : okay . [ scene_break ] rex : okay , i get that you just wanted the problem to go away . gigi : do n't you ? rex : the problem , yes . gigi : but not the baby ? rex : do you , honestly ? is that what you wish for ? gigi : i wish it never happened . rex : me , too . gigi : i wish our lives could be just us and shane . we 've been through hell . we deserve that . rex : we will have our lives . we will have normal . gigi : i do n't want to share you . with anybody . rex : you wo n't . there 's room , gigi . for the baby , not for stacy . gigi : yeah ? well , for the next 9 months , stacy and the baby are the same thing . are you ready for that , rex ? rex : we do n't know that it 's mine . there 's still a chance that it is n't . gigi : do n't ! rex : but if it is mine , i 'm going to make sure that the baby is provided for . gigi : and you do n't think that 's gon na take your time and your energy and your heart ? what happens the day the baby 's born , rex ? rex : gigi , stop . gigi : no , really , picture it . stacy will want you in the delivery room and you 'll be there because where else would you be ? and then stacy 's gon na hand you your son or daughter and you 'll both be crying . rex : why are you doing this ? gigi : because it 's coming , rex ! you 'll look at your child and a piece of your heart will leave this family . it has to . and then shane and i will spend the rest of our lives competing with stacy and her baby . rex : it 's not a competition . gigi : yes , rex , that is exactly what it is . and it feels like stacy 's already winning . [ scene_break ] john : any trouble ? brody : asher showed up with some muscle . no knock , they just walked in . john : while you were there ? brody : yeah . it was close , but they did n't make me . john : good . brody : it looks like asher works under this guy . john : asher 's a punk . he works under everybody . brody : did you expect this or no ? john : no , not this quick . it means cole 's got their attention , moving so much so fast . can you describe this guy ? brody : i could . but i took some pictures , instead . john : let 's have a look . [ scene_break ] cole : hey , what the hell -- man : you do not ask questions . i do . cole : what is this ? man : saying hello . cole : asher , dude -- asher : it 's standard , man . cole : dude , what are you looking for ? i gave you all the money . asher : a wire . man : never answer for me . cole : hey , what do you want ? why do you think i 'd be wearing a wire ? man : that 's four -- four questions when i say , `` no questions . `` your friend , the twitchy man -- he says john got him out of his training for this . john means john mcbain , does it not ? mcbain the cop . so , i have to ask , who and what the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] roxy : okay , here 's the deal , kyle . i float you on the hotel until you get a job , and then , when you get one , you pay me rent just like everybody else . kyle : thanks , roxy . you 're , like , the only person who 's even been decent to me . roxy : yeah , well , i really do n't know why . obviously , i do n't take blackmail too personally . at least in the end , everything turned out okay for my kids . i 'll be right back . roxy : whoa . speak of the devil . oliver : excuse me ? roxy : you know , you were a little rough on your friend over there . why do n't you give him another chance ? by the way , he 's crazy about you . oliver : we need to talk in private , right now . [ scene_break ] layla : i ca n't believe you were eavesdropping . cristian : what ? i live here . i was walking through . i could n't help it . so , is that what i walked in on the other night ? layla : what ? cristian : when you were having it out with fish . layla : we were n't fighting or anything . something happened and i jumped to the wrong conclusion . cristian : that he 's gay ? layla : but he 's not . it was a total misunderstanding . cristian : okay . layla : we talked it out and everything 's fine . cristian : sure . layla : i have to get ready for work . [ scene_break ] rex : [ sigh ] you do n't have a lot of faith in me . gigi : it 's not that . rex : gigi , i love you and shane . nothing is going to mess that up . gigi : it 's simple math , balsom . there are only so many hours in a day and only so many ways you can stretch and -- i 'm sorry , rex . rex : do n't be . i understand you 're worried . gigi : i 'm just trying to protect my son , and me . i know that you 're going to do your best , but we both know stacy . rex : i wo n't let her hurt us . gigi : you 're not gon na let her work you again ? rex : no ! gigi : where is she living ? rex : my -- my loft . and she only stays there if she behaves herself . she messes with any of us , she 's gone . gigi : she 'll use the baby , rex . she does n't give a damn about that kid for itself . she wants to pull you in . she practically said it right out . rex : all the more reason i have to look out for it . gigi : yeah . rex : i 'm gon na go over there and lay down some ground rules . gigi : and you do n't want me to come with you ? the more she sees us together as a unit ... rex : not today . just let me smooth things over for now . gigi : right . rex : morasco , everything will -- gigi : be fine . i know , i know . rex : it will . [ gigi sighs ] schuyler : gigi , are you okay ? [ gigi sniffles ] [ scene_break ] viki : scuba diving in belize ? i do n't know how to scuba dive . do you ? charlie : yeah , no . viki : we could learn . charlie : hmm , yeah . viki : except it 's really hot there now . charlie : yeah . viki : okay . oh , europe is covered in tourists until october . you do n't want to go there . charlie : well , now , is there any place you have n't been ? viki : galapagos ! charlie : ooh . you are game , girl . viki : i 'm game for anything . charlie , do you realize something ? this is the very , very first time since we met that there is no crisis anywhere . we can just take off for months . charlie : oh , months ? viki : sure . i mean , the paper runs itself , and you 've got walt and you 've got henry at the construction office . they can cover you , right , while you 're gone ? we can just get on a boat . go around the world . charlie : well , it sounds like a dream . viki : what is your dream , mr. banks ? charlie : i am living my dream every day . i only wish it had been you ... us ... all along . viki : from now on , it will be . [ scene_break ] oliver 's voice : whatever you think you know about me , it was a long time ago . i 'm not that guy anymore . cristian : he was with kyle . kyle : fish cared more about what people thought about him than he cared about who he was with . layla : [ sigh ] see you later . cristian : layla , wait . you got a minute ? there 's something i think you should know . [ scene_break ] oliver : what the hell did you tell roxy ? kyle : nothing ! oliver : what ? since when did she become your pal ? kyle : why do you care ? oliver : what did you tell her , kyle ? kyle : roxy 's not gon na say anything , oliver . oliver : what , you told her that -- that we -- kyle : we what ? you ca n't even say it , can you ? we were lovers , okay ? i loved you . i still do . [ scene_break ] marty : there you go . are you cruising the furniture ? starr : yes , she is . it 's gon na be really soon . then she 's gon na start walking . i just want cole to see her first steps . marty : well , he will , now that he does n't have to go to prison . starr : yeah . i keep telling myself that him working with john , it ca n't be worse than prison , right ? marty : no . no , honey . john 's not gon na let anything happen to him . [ scene_break ] cole : look , john mcbain is a cop , all right ? but he also owns a bar . that guy works for him . john -- john would n't train him as a manager because he thinks he 's unreliable because of the drugs , but john does n't know about that . man : you and mcbain are close . cole : yeah , we -- we were . he 's dating my mom , and he acts like a father figure for her sake . i got busted and he did n't do a damn thing to help me . man : and yet here you are , out on the street . cole : my mom bought a good lawyer . man : and now you 're tempting the fates . cole : look , i have a felony conviction and no job . okay ? i have expenses . are we done here ? man : that 's another question . set the briefcase down . [ scene_break ] stacy : bet you 're happy , sis . your problem 's all gone . [ exhales ] stacy : oh . [ groaning ] rex : stacy ? stacy . what happened ? what 's wrong ? stacy : rex , there 's something i have to tell you . [ scene_break ] schuyler : door was open . i kind of waited for rex to leave . gigi : why ? schuyler : well , after you left last night , it was n't pretty . he actually ordered me to stop being your friend . yeah , that 's what i thought . so , um , yeah , i just -- i came to check up on you . i mean , how was your friend 's wedding ? gigi : i did n't go . schuyler : yeah . why not ? gigi : because i got this brilliant idea to convince stacy to get an abortion . schuyler : what ? gigi : yeah , you heard right . i even showed up with money to pay for it . schuyler : wow . wow . gigi : yeah . and she looked at me about how you 're looking at me now . schuyler : why did you think that would work ? gigi : i did n't think . i 'm a monster . schuyler : hey , i did n't say that . gigi : i 'll say it . i 'm a monster . who does that ? schuyler : gigi , you were feeling desperate . gigi : yeah ? schuyler : i mean , you were -- yeah , you were just about to have your life back and now stacy 's right in the middle of it again . gigi : with a baby . and if stacy has rex 's baby , we 're gon na be stuck with her forever . [ scene_break ] rex : stacy , what happened ? are those ... cramps ? stacy : yeah . rex : oh , god . you did it anyway . you had the abortion . stacy : no . no , i did n't . i could never do that . stacy : our baby 's fine . [ scene_break ] charlie : you know ... viki : what ? charlie : my first wife -- she got pregnant on our honeymoon . viki : i do n't think that 's gon na happen this time . charlie : i know . i guess i just -- was thinking about jared and what a lousy father i was to him . could n't climb out of a bottle long enough to spend any real time with him . viki : charlie , you made up for that . charlie : ah , you never really make it up . viki : okay , maybe not . but jared is back in your life now in a wonderful way and he loves you . besides , when natalie and jared have children , you are going to be the world 's most awesome grandfather . charlie : what ? you think so ? viki : no , i know so . charlie : hmm . [ knocking on door ] viki : that will be bree . charlie : i 'll get it . charlie : well . bree : is it time yet ? charlie : time for what ? bree : the zoo ! charlie : the zoo ? viki : sweetheart , i 'll tell you what . we 'll go as soon as grandma gets dressed , okay ? and i 'm going to take you on the safari train . bree : i want charlie to take me . viki : well . i think maybe that can be arranged , hmm ? bree : yay ! [ scene_break ] oliver : did n't you get my letter ? kyle : yeah . oliver : well , did you read it ? did you , kyle ? kyle : oliver , the letter was a joke . oliver : no , i meant every word . kyle : does n't make it true . you ca n't just decide you 're not gay anymore . oliver : i never was . kyle : then what do you call what we were in college ? oliver : it was just a phase . a bad experiment . kyle : some shrink tell you that ? oliver : no . i did n't get anybody to help me figure it out . kyle : no deprogramming , no washing the gay away ? oliver : oh , come on . i told you . kyle : right . yeah , i get it . you 're not gay . oliver : i know who i am . kyle : do you ? oliver : yeah . i 'm with layla now . kyle : that 's a nice girl . does she know she 's your beard ? [ scene_break ] layla : is this about oliver ? cristian : yeah . layla : i do n't have time for this . cristian : wait , wait , wait . why not ? i mean , do n't you care about the guy ? layla : that 's why i do n't want to hear accusations . cristian : accusations ? layla : you told me that i was only attracted to men who jerked me around . you are the one that said oliver was the kind of guy that i should go for because he 'd treat me right . now you want to tear him down ? cristian : wait . why would i want to do that ? layla : i do n't know . you tell me . cristian : layla , i care about you , okay ? you 're my roommate . you 're my friend . i 'm just trying to keep you from getting hurt , that 's all . layla : thanks , but i can take care of myself . i got ta go . cristian : so , wait , now you 're mad at me ? layla : i 'm mad at myself for putting a stupid thought out there . i 've looked for a guy like fish my entire life . he 's smart , funny , and he 's got integrity . cristian : and you deserve all that . layla : i just hope i have n't blown it . [ scene_break ] brody : who is he ? john : sergei scherbakov . there 's his sheet . brody : looks like small stuff . john : yeah . that 's 'cause he does n't get caught with the big stuff . check out the last six years . look at this . charges dropped . there 's always a cut - out . brody : russian ? john : mm - hmm , but not with the russians . different affiliation with every arrest . means if he 's running between crews , he could be anybody 's . brody : so , how do you find out who he works for ? john : i put a bug in cole 's apartment . let 's see what we get off the wire . [ scene_break ] cole : what is this ? asher : he 's scanning for bugs . cole : for real ? asher : did you think we were playing , cole ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : okay , look , even -- even if rex falls in love with this baby -- gigi : he will . schuyler : all right , okay , fine . would you love rex if he did n't care about his own child ? gigi : no . schuyler : okay . so he 'll love the baby , but he wo n't love stacy . gigi : you loved her , did n't you ? schuyler : okay , that 's different . gigi : how ? schuyler : well , i was high all the time , for one thing . gigi : do n't . i 've seen it . you cared about her . schuyler : she was hot . gigi : it was more than that . schuyler : well , maybe i thought it was , but ... did i mention i was high all the time ? gigi : that was then . i 've seen it since . schuyler : i missed who she was . or who i thought she was . but not anymore . gigi : so that 's it ? no sober , sane man would want stacy ? see ? rex slept with her . schuyler : gigi ... he 's a guy . he thought you were through . he still loves you . gigi : stacy says ... schuyler : what are you doing ? you 're listening to stacy now ? gigi : maybe . stacy says that rex would n't have slept with her if he had n't given up on us . schuyler : well , you forced him to that . gigi : but still . he got there . he turned his back on me . schuyler : and you think because it happened before , it could happen again ? [ scene_break ] stacy : did gigi tell you what she did ? rex : yeah . stacy : she wants our baby dead . i 'm never gon na do that . rex : i know . you do n't look so good . please , sit down . stacy : well , you never went with this , with gigi . it 's morning sickness . rex : no . stacy : i 'm sorry . it 's not pretty . it 's part of the deal , though . rex : do you want some saltines ? ginger ale ? stacy : no , thank you . thanks for caring . rex : stacy , gigi and i are very sorry about what happened yesterday . stacy : you mean telling me to kill my baby ? rex : yeah . stacy : yeah . she sees our baby as a problem , and she wants me to get rid of it . rex : we 're all ... adjusting . stacy : is that what you want , rex ? do you want me to make the problem go away ? rex : no . stacy : so you -- you do want me to have our baby , do n't you ? rex : those two are not the same thing . stacy : no , it 's really black and white . do you want me to have this baby ? rex : yes . [ scene_break ] marty : i could just hold on to her all day . starr : well , you could . marty : i could , but i ca n't . i have to go meet with the a.m.a . today , see if i can get my medical license back . starr : that is great ! [ hope babbles ] marty : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . i think it 'll be good to start some work again . starr : yeah . that 's , you know , it 's good to keep yourself busy . i 'm glad to have her to chase around . marty : i know . and do n't worry . cole 's ... his project will be done soon enough , before you know it . [ scene_break ] asher : this should last you a while . cole : not that long . sergei : empty the bag . he 's moved more in a week than you have in three . you have made a good start . cole : i think i can do more . besides just selling . sergei : you in a hurry ? cole : no , i just need some serious cash . sergei : i will bear that in mind . contact asher when you need more supply . [ door closes ] asher : you trust cole ? sergei : i do n't trust anyone . if he is lying , i will catch him . asher : how ? sergei : i sweep for bugs , then i plant one of my own . if cole is not what he says he is , i 'll soon know . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] [ ringing ] cole : hey . [ scene_break ] charlie : okay , then what does the lion say ? bree : roar ! charlie : jeez . ha . you know them all . now , why do n't you go downstairs , finish your breakfast . grandma and i will be right down there . bree : hurry . charlie : okay . viki : oh , my goodness . she just adores you . charlie : well , i adore her . and i adore you . viki : aww . okay . what about the honeymoon ? charlie : i think that we should go with the galapagos . viki : go with the galapagos . charlie : boy , say that three times fast . [ charlie chuckles ] viki : i will follow you anywhere , mr. banks . charlie : right back at ya , mrs. banks . [ scene_break ] john : i had a bug planted outside cole 's apartment and in the building lobby . brody : but not in his apartment ? john : no . too risky . you know , and this guy 's smart . he 'll sweep . finds a bug inside , cole 's dead . he finds something on the outside , we say it 's building security . it 's not ideal , but at least we have ears outside . brody : where do you need me now ? john : live your cover . you know , head back to rodi 's . you keep your phone on . brody : right . john : brody . you did good today . officer : we got trouble . brody : uh , we 'll do the liquor inventory tomorrow ? john : yeah , yeah . i 'll come by when i 'm done here . what is it ? officer : somebody just tapped cole 's apartment . we caught it on our wire . john : son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] starr : i did n't sleep last night at all . cole : the baby ? starr : no , no , no . i was worried about you . cole : i 'm good . do n't worry . it 's all gon na be over soon . starr : i really hope so . i miss you . [ scene_break ] deliver man : layla williamson ? layla : that 's me . deliver man : sign here . layla : thanks . `` glad we made up . love , oliver . `` [ scene_break ] cristian : hey , roxy . have you seen my mom ? roxy : no , not this morning . cristian : mami ? she 's probably outside dealing with the delivery truck . roxy : no , i do n't think so . i think the alleyway is otherwise engaged . officer fish and kyle are having a private conversation . [ scene_break ] oliver : man , i 'm sorry if you 're disappointed . kyle : i thought you were braver than this . more honest . oliver : oh , come on . you want to talk about honesty ? you 're a blackmailer , probably a thief , who knows what else . kyle : yeah , i took some dumb chances , okay ? but i never lied about who i am . oliver : i 'm a cop . kyle : a gay cop -- oliver : no ! kyle : in a place that makes that kind of tough . i get that . oliver : no , i 'm not gay . i have a girlfriend . kyle : why are you doing this to yourself ? oliver : because i would lose everything . kyle : or you 'd get yourself back , oliver . your life , not anybody else 's . oliver : no , i like where i am . kyle : do you ? lying to your parents ? lying to that girl ? oliver : i 'm gon na ask you one more time to leave me alone . if you do n't -- kyle : what ? what ? are you gon na hit me ? it was n't a bad experiment , oliver . it meant something . we meant something . and i know you . i know you remember . [ scene_break ] rex : i wo n't abandon this child if it 's mine . stacy : it is . rex : and i wo n't throw you into the street pregnant . but , stacy , you need to understand something completely . i love gigi . i 'm going to marry her , if she 'll have me . i 'm not gon na let anybody -- not you , not this baby -- come between us . [ scene_break ] schuyler : gigi , any guy lucky enough to have you would be an idiot to let you get away , and rex is not that stupid . gigi : you 're sweet . schuyler : no , i 'm not . gigi : you 're kind and sweet . schuyler : no , i 'm not . i 'm not a boy scout , gigi . trust me . gigi : you look pretty noble to me . schuyler : my thoughts are anything but pure .
stacy has had her miscarriage but realizes that nobody knows that . rex and gigi argue about what it will mean that she could be having his baby . he goes to talk to stacy and she tells him that `` the baby is fine `` . schuyler goes to see gigi and kisses her . cristian is concerned that fish must be gay and is falsifying his sexual orientation to layla . kyle tells fish he can not lie nor change being gay . cole and brody do their jobs to uncover the drug trafficking . but a guy who works with asher is determined not to trust them or anybody who might be wired or might have a bug .
john : hi , blair . blair : what the hell are you thinking ? john : something wrong ? blair : yeah -- you . is it true ? john : is what true ? blair : you 're investigating my fiancé . [ scene_break ] eli : hey , nora . just got your message . nora : oh , hi , elijah . if you just give me a minute , i do have to talk to bo first . eli : sure . nora : never mind . he 's busy . [ scene_break ] inez : nate , why are you here ? nate : delivery for the commissioner . you said you 're keeping a secret from me . what is it ? [ scene_break ] cole : we need to talk . ford : yeah ? what are we gon na talk about ? oh , let me guess . starr manning . [ scene_break ] starr : what are you doing here ? james : i had to see you . starr : no , this is -- this is a bad idea . james : why ? is cole around ? starr : no . it 's bad for me . james : so he 's not here . starr : i thought that we agreed that we were going to steer clear of each other . james : this ca n't wait . are you gon na let me in or what ? [ scene_break ] téa : i 'm -- i 'm glad you 're here . um ... i have some news . todd : okay , so ? dani : yeah , we could use some good news . téa : so could i , mijita , but ... but this is n't it . todd : téa , just spit it out , okay ? téa : i am a little short on time . todd : how short ? téa : i have a few weeks at the most . [ scene_break ] inez : i had a meeting with the commissioner . bo : and hey , thanks for getting here so fast with the food . did they remember the chili fries ? nate : it 's all there . what 's wrong ? bo : nothing . nate : if there 's a problem , it 's me . my mom never did anything wrong in her entire life . inez : well , that 's not true , so just -- nate : well , whatever she said , it was probably me . is she under arrest ? bo : no . nate : then what 's the problem ? and why do you look like you 're in trouble ? [ scene_break ] ford : how 'd you find me ? i just moved in . cole : your brother made sure starr knew where he was . [ scene_break ] james : do n't look too excited . starr : shh . would you keep it down ? hope is napping . james : how 's she doing ? starr : she 's great . james : bet she 's glad to have her mommy back home . starr : and her daddy , too . y - you look better . james : bullet - free since july 9th . starr : is that the actual bullet ? james : yeah , they asked me if i wanted to keep it . starr : and you said yes ? james : to remind me how precious life is . no , it gives me mad street cred . i mean , people can be like , `` what is that ? `` i 'm like , `` it 's the cap that they dug out of my gut . what ? `` [ starr laughs ] starr : wow . that 's great if you 're trying to be all gangster . james : yeah . not really . but i guess i 'll have to keep it since it reminds me of you . starr : is that what you 're doing here . james : no . starr : then why ? james : i do n't know . i was out walking , and i ended up in the park where we first met . and then i ended up at your front door . starr : why ? james : looks like i ca n't stay away from you . [ scene_break ] cole : look , i 'm not here to talk about starr . ford : then what ? cole : you owe hannah o'connor . ford : how do you figure that ? cole : i know what you did to her . ford : no . other way around . she put me in the hospital , nearly killed me . she can rot for all i care . cole : well , you almost got your wish . ford : what ? cole : hannah tried to kill herself last night . [ scene_break ] nora : it 's about hannah o'connor . eli : oh , good . then i hope you 're ready to plead this out , because clearly that girl needs mental health care , not prison time . nora : eli , there 's nothing to argue . eli : why not ? nora : well , that 's why i wanted to talk to you . i got a call this morning from -- from st. ann 's . eli : what 's wrong ? nora : hannah o.d . 'd last night . eli : what ? nora : yeah , apparently she got her hands on a bottle of sleeping pills and took all of them . eli : she 's supposed to be on 24-hour suicide watch in a secure wing . how is that possible ? nora : i do n't know , but there 'll be an investigation . eli : yeah , well , an investigation 's not gon na bring my client back . nora : oh . hannah 's not gone . oh , elijah , i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to scare you . no , no , no , no , no . hannah survived . [ scene_break ] john : why do n't you sit down and we 'll talk about -- blair : i do n't want to sit down , john . i want you to stand here , look me in the eye , and tell me the truth . are you investigating eli ? john : i do n't know where you get your information , but -- blair : kelly . i 'll take that slight hesitation as a yes . oh , my god . whose idea was this , anyway ? was it hers ? it probably was hers , because i know when she gets an idea in her head , she goes with it and tries to -- john : what exactly did kelly tell you ? blair : that the both of you think that eli is some mass murderer . oh , my god . you do believe it . [ scene_break ] dani : no . no way . mom , how can he even know that ? you can fight . téa : i - i have ... dani : no , you will . no , there 's got ta be some other treatment that he can do . todd : well , what exactly did he say ? téa : he said that i am deteriorating , that treatment ca n't help me , not now . todd : so that 's it ? we 're just supposed to wait ? téa : no . no . um , there is one option , one ... one really , really good option . dani : finally . what is it ? téa : um , it 's a hospice . um , greg told me about a place that has experience in dealing with cases like mine . okay , they can take very good care of me and they can keep me comfortable for the next couple weeks . dani : so it 's like you would n't be in any pain ? téa : not much . todd : it 's okay with me . is it okay with you ? dani : yeah , yeah . mom , we just want you to be okay . téa : well , this place sounds like a really excellent facility . they have very good equipment and the best care . they 're gon na -- they 're gon na take care of me and they 'll know what to do when things ... todd : no , no , no . we get it . we 're on board . it 's fine . téa : yeah . todd : what 's the deal ? téa : well , greg said that he can make arrangements for me to go whenever i want to go . todd : when do you want to go ? téa : now . dani : like , tonight ? téa : yeah . todd : okay . yeah . that means we just have to pack . dani : yeah . yeah . i can be really fast . todd : me , too . téa : you do n't have to pack . todd : really ? so you gon na go on a shopping spree once we get there , or what ? dani : we just have to throw some stuff in a bag . does n't matter what we wear , right ? i mean , we 're gon na be spending all our time with you . where are we going ? téa : um , i ca n't say . todd : why is that ? oh , no . dani : what ? what ? téa : mija ... your father and you , um , you ca n't come with me . dani : why wo n't they let us come to the hospice ? that 's so stupid . we 're your family . you can make them , though , right ? todd : this has nothing to do with them . this is your mother . she just wants to leave us here . dani : no . no way . téa : listen , it will be best for everyone , okay ? dani : how ? how would it be good for you to go off and -- and no one be there when -- no , no , no . that 's not the best . that 's not the best . téa : mija , mija ... i know this is hard to hear , but it is the truth . when i die , i will not be myself . whether or not you guys are there with me , i will die alone . [ scene_break ] inez : i 'm sorry . my son is a good boy who worries too much . nate : mom . inez : it 's fine . i 'm not under arrest . bo : no , but it might start to look like it . your mom 's coming to work for me . nate : wait , for -- for real ? bo : mm - hmm . inez : i have a job . bo : yup . she 's my new assistant . nate : that 's amazing . ha ! i mean , um , that 's great news , not that it 's surprising . you saw her resume . but still , thank you . bo : yeah , well , let 's see if you still wan na thank me when she starts putting in all the overtime that we have around here . nate : overtime . ahem . inez : i am going to be the best assistant you 've ever had . nate : and i guarantee you she wo n't have anything at home distracting her . bo : ah . so you 're not gon na get into any more trouble . no more shootouts . nate : no , sir . bo : no -- for the record , i ca n't fix parking tickets , okay ? okay . can you start first thing in the morning ? inez : bright and early . yes . nate : so why was this a big secret ? why could n't you tell me you got the job ? [ scene_break ] john : and she did n't last one night without telling you . blair : come on . you really expected kelly to keep her big mouth shut ? kelly ? i 'm just surprised that you even listened to her in the first place . john : she asked me to investigate melinda cramer 's murder . blair : and since when did my aunt melinda 's death become a murder ? john : when corpses started showing up every time someone asked a question about her . blair : well , that 's just kelly 's conspiracy theory . why did you buy into it ? john : do you hear the words coming out of my mouth ? we have 2 related deaths . blair : oh , and that makes my fiancé some serial killer , john ? john : blair , i 'm just following the evidence . blair : no , it does n't make any sense . eli is a good man . he 's a very successful attorney . why in the world would he go off to california and kill 2 people he did n't even know in some mental home , or to boston for some clerk ? i mean , what possible reason would he have ? [ scene_break ] cole : hannah o.d . 'd . now , if i had n't found her , she would 've died . they had to pump her stomach . ford : she okay ? cole : she 'll live . they 're still trying to figure out how she got her hands on those pills . eli 's voice : well , you 're right about one thing . no one 's ever gon na believe her story because , well , no one 's ever gon na hear it . ford : what do you mean ? eli : let 's just say hannah has been dealt with . ford : they sure it would 've been a suicide ? cole : what else would it be ? ford : i do n't know . it 's just messed up , even for hannah . cole : yeah . it just does n't add up . ford : what do you mean ? cole : well , i spent a lot of time with hannah before she confessed . we were on the road together . we talked a lot . and not once did she mention you . ford : so ? cole : it just did n't make sense that she would attack you . a lot of things were bugging her , but not you . ford : you do n't believe that ? cole : i just want to hear it from you . ford : what ? cole : tell me exactly what happened the night she attacked you . [ scene_break ] james : pretty twisted , huh ? i 'm crazy about the girl who shot me . starr : yes , it is . that 's why you should go . james : if being into you is crazy , i do n't want to be sane . starr : did you really just say that ? you just sounded crazier than when you were trying to be all gangster . james : i 'm not good at lines . you 're making me feel really stupid right now . god , this is bad . starr : okay . that 's why you should go . james : no . how can i go ? look what you 're doing to me . starr : i have a boyfriend . james : do you want that boyfriend ? starr : this is unbelievable . james : okay , i 'll go if you want me to , but you need to tell me which starr is throwing me out . starr : which starr ? james : yeah . i mean , there are 2 of you . the girl that i met at the park , she was all emo and she was sad and lonely , but that girl that i went on the run with , i mean , she was kickass and she was passionate and -- and she -- she twinkled . and my bet -- that 's original recipe starr . and there 's no sign of that girl when cole 's around . starr : y ... you -- you do n't -- you do n't know . james : maybe . maybe you 're right . but if you give me one shot , i can tell you this much -- i 'll have one thought every morning that i wake up . that is to make sure ... that that sad and lonely starr never shows her face again . [ scene_break ] bo : damn . yup . you know what ? they forgot the salt . i think carlotta and nora , they must -- they have this secret plot to keep me on a diet . nate : they did send the chili fries . bo : oh , yeah . yeah , hey , can you do me a big favor and go over to our break room ? see if you can bring me back some salt . nate : sure . inez : you 're good . bo : hmm . hmm . looked like you needed a minute . inez : yeah . he 's not gon na let this go . bo : seems like a smart kid . inez : he is . i ca n't say that i 'm hiding his brothers from him , but i have to think of something that 's not an outright lie . bo : well , inez , why do n't you just tell him the truth ? [ scene_break ] nora : are you okay ? eli : yeah , yes , i 'm just -- just worried about my client . you sure hannah survived ? nora : yes . she 's -- she 's unconscious , but -- eli : has there been any brain damage ? nora : they -- they do n't know , you know ? they -- they expect her to make a full recovery . eli : how is that possible ? you said she swallowed an entire bottle of pills , enough to kill her . nora : well , and she would have died , too , had cole thornhart not found her . [ scene_break ] ford : i 'm done with this . go read the police report . cole : why do n't you try being a man for 5 minutes ? ford : all right . well , there is n't even that much to tell . i was at home asleep and i heard a noise and i woke up . hannah was standing over the bed and ... she has the award in her hand . and i do n't even get a chance to ask her why she 's there , and she clocks me over the head with it . end of story . cole : did she say anything ? ford : no . i already told you . cole : that you did n't say anything . did she ? ford : no . why are you interested in playing detective all of a sudden ? cole : just want to know the truth , that 's all . ford : dude , she pushed your mother down the stairs and killed her baby . then she tried to break up you and starr ? cole : yeah . ford : all right , so she belongs in st. ann 's or jail . god , you should be spending time with your girl , or somebody else is gon na try and break you up . cole : you mean your brother . ford : no . no way that happens . right ? [ scene_break ] john : you know i ca n't discuss an ongoing investigation . blair : you discussed it with kelly . you got her in the middle of it . john : oh , no , no . she did that and look what happened . did you say anything ? blair : i told her she was crazy to suspect eli of anything . john : did you say anything to clarke ? blair : that 's why you 're all clammed up . you 're afraid that i 'm gon na blab something to eli , right ? john : that 's one reason . blair : well , i would 've if it were -- it 's nonsense ! john : yeah ? blair : yes . john : it 's nonsense ? let me ask you something . why are you here ? blair : because i want you to back off . it 's beginning to mess with my life . john : i hope so . blair : wait a minute . is this personal , john ? john : blair ... blair : do you have some vendetta against eli because of me ? john : listen to me . 3 people are dead . 3 . and we have reason to believe that elijah is involved . so my suggestion to you is keep your distance for now and do n't let him suspect anything . blair : i wo n't , because i do n't . john : good . you want me to talk to you ? this is me talking to you . because you know what ? i have no idea how he 's gon na react . blair : i 'm not afraid of eli . i 'd be married to him right now if it were n't for kelly jumping in the middle of it all . john : what did you say ? blair : i said i would be married to him . and i 'm not gon na let you and kelly stop me again , because i will marry eli . john : what is -- layla : hey , john . i 'm back . sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt . john : no . no worries . how 's everything with your mom ? layla : not great . john : what 's up ? layla : listen , there 's no easy way to say this . evangeline died . [ scene_break ] téa : at least i can still hear her . ha . this is what i have in store for me , okay ? in a week or two , i may not even be able to recognize either one of you . i will probably not be able to hear either one of you , and even if i can hear you , i will not be able to understand most probably what you are saying to me . i will most probably be blind at that point , so i wo n't even be able to see you . and i will have dementia that will make my wedding day look sane , okay ? ! i know this is harsh and i am very sorry . i 'm very sorry . but i want you ... to remember me the way i am now . i want you to remember me ... as myself . dani : what about what we want ? [ scene_break ] starr : you do n't know me , james , or cole . okay ? you have the wrong idea about us . we 're good . james : so all those problems you had before just disappeared when you got back ? starr : pretty much . james : i 'm not trying to ruin your life or break up your family . i just got the feeling that that was already happening and not because of me . starr : that -- that is not fair . james : no . no , it 's not fair . if you do n't have any doubts about cole , then i 'll go , okay ? but if you do , if what you got is not gon na last , starr , i mean , could n't you picture us ? is there any chance for you and i ? [ scene_break ] blair : evangeline died ? how ? layla : her respiratory system failed . when cris and i got there , vange was on a ventilator . and the doctors said she will never be able to breathe without the machines again . that 's not how she wanted to live ... so we honored her wishes . blair : i 'm so sorry , layla . we will finish up with this later . excuse me . layla : is there -- is there anything i can get for you ? john : hmm . [ sighs ] i should be asking you that . layla : um ... i 'm gon na go and see if ... see what 's on my desk . see if my desk is even there . i think it 's buried under that mountain of paper . john : hey . layla , no , it 's ... it 's okay . it can wait . why do n't you come in ? you have a seat . please . layla : wine ? i thought cops only kept a bottle of scotch or something . [ john sniffles ] john : yeah . this is kinda special wine . i do n't ... i do n't know if she ever told you this , but ... she and i got trapped in a ... a basement once . kind of a long story , but ... we looked around and we found this wine . we started drinking . i think we finished off 2 bottles that night . and ... when evangeline got hurt , i went out and i found a bottle ... and i thought , you know , when she got better , when she came home , we 'd open it together . so this bottle is for her . i think it 's time for a toast , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] ford : yeah , i 'm calling about a patient . hannah o'connor . yeah , can i just get an update on her condition ? [ scene_break ] inez : you think i should just drop it on nate ? by the way , you have 2 brothers i never told you about ? bo : that 's none of my business . inez : oh , no , please . i want your take on it . bo : i 've been where nate is . someone you love that 's keeping a secret from you , and you can tell . it makes you feel lousy and sooner or later , it all comes out , and ... if you 're doing it to protect him now , when he 's still young , that 's one thing , but if it 's -- inez : he 'll hate me either way . bo : well , you know , he was ready to confess to any crime just to make sure you stay out of trouble . that really -- that says something . inez : i 'd miss that . bo : you got ta ask yourself : if you tell him about this , is that gon na hurt nate or will it hurt both of you ? or could it make you both stronger ? [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] cole : hey . what 's up ? james : i stopped by . starr did n't know i was coming . cole : does she know that you speak for her ? starr : i did n't know that he was coming , okay ? he 's -- he 's leaving now . james : yeah . i just wanted starr to know that ... my dad 's in jail in ohio . cole : did n't you tell her that over the phone ? james : yeah , but he 's facing a lot of felonies , so he 's gon na be locked up for a long time . there 's no need to worry about him coming around causing problems . cole : well , hey , thanks for telling us . starr : yeah , thanks . cole : good . so i guess that means you wo n't be coming around , either . james : maybe . bye . starr : bye . cole : so . what was james really doing here ? [ scene_break ] dani : no , no , no . i do n't get this . do n't todd and i get a say ? you know , this is happening to us , too , mom . téa : mija , please try to understand -- dani : but why ? why ? okay , i can take it , you know . you think that i 'm so young ... téa : daniella , there are some pictures you will never get out of your head , all right ? your last image of me will stay with you forever . dani : this is unbelievable . we do n't care what you look like . tell her ! todd : yes , that 's true . dani : i mean , how do you think this is gon na work ? huh ? you leave and me and todd just sit here ? we will have no idea , so we 'll just sit here trying to -- trying to imagine you in some place , somewhere , with strangers taking care of you . you do n't think that i 'll have -- i 'll have horrible images in my head then ? they 'll be worse than reality . téa : no , they wo n't be . dani : you 're so sure . téa : yes , i am sure . dani : no , you 're wrong . téa : no , i 'm not wrong . dani : you are wrong . if you go away and leave , this is how i 'm gon na remember you . i will never forgive you . [ scene_break ] john : to evangeline . [ glasses clink ] layla : evangeline . john : i ca n't believe she 's gone . layla : i never will . she was larger than life for me . john : for everyone . i 'm sorry . how was it in the end ? layla : she was just a shell of herself . it happened slowly . but in the end , it was so fast , even my mom had to admit it . john : your mom 's tough . i remember . layla : she did n't want to let her baby go . i did n't , either , but ... john : it 's a hard call . layla : it almost came to lawyers . john : wow . layla : we found evangeline 's living will and that 's when i said we had to let her go , but my mom was not ready at first . john : you never are . layla : if it was n't for that piece of paper ... i would n't have known what my sister wanted . john : for what it 's worth , i think you did right by her . layla : thank you , john . and thank you , bennett thompson . john : bennett thompson ? [ scene_break ] blair : i heard about evangeline . i 'm so sorry . blair : so how are you doing ? cristian : i 'm not gon na lie . it 's been -- it 's been tough . blair : yeah , i ca n't even imagine . it probably felt like you could n't say anything in front of layla . cristian : oh , no , no , layla 's always understood about me and evangeline . it was just that -- well , she was going through her own thing . she and her mom were all over the place . blair : it 's a tough decision . cristian : yeah . well , at least she had a living will , so we knew . and layla and i are gon na do that right away for ourselves . do you want something to drink ? blair : no , no . listen , cristian , if there 's anything that i can do for you , i mean , i 've covered you at work but if you need more time -- cristian : oh , no , no , no . i need -- i need to work this summer . i 've got a wedding to pay . blair : what ? cristian : layla and i are engaged . i do n't see you enough , do i ? blair : i guess you do n't . that 's wonderful . that 's -- cristian : thank you . blair : that 's some good news . cristian : yeah , for a change . blair : yeah . well , you know what ? i guess we do need to communicate more so we do n't actually book the palace at the same time . cristian : seriously ? blair : mm - hmm . cristian : that 's a serious ring . blair : i finally found the one . [ scene_break ] layla : you know bennett thompson ? john : i 've heard of him , but maybe it 's not the same guy . layla : this guy is a lawyer and he advised evangeline on her living will . my mom tried to hire him to fight the living will . john : your mom actually speak to him ? layla : on the phone . john : do you have a working number ? layla : it might be in evangeline 's file . john : there 's a file ? layla : yeah , it 's in a box of her things . i brought it home with me . john : so it 's here , layla . layla : yes . john : i 'd like to see that file . [ scene_break ] téa : please , mija , try ... dani : no . forget it . your plan is blown , mom . if you try to fly off and leave me and todd , this is our last memory . téa : i am begging you . step back and ... dani : no , no , i understand . i get it . you do n't want me around . big surprise . you never did . téa : that is not true . that is not true . dani : you sent me off to boarding school and then got married without me . téa : i wanted to protect you . dani : oh , and now you want to go die alone to protect me ? téa : please , i am begging you , do n't fight me ... téa : i ca n't say anything today . todd : no , you ca n't . [ scene_break ] inez : i get insurance right away ? bo : mm - hmm . inez : this is like a dream . [ bo chuckles ] nate : this is all the salt i could find . bo : oh , that 's beautiful . now i got a stash for my desk . i 'll tell ya , i am gon na double your tip . nate : oh , thank you . everything okay ? inez : i start tomorrow . nate : that 's great . what about the -- inez : we 'll talk about that later . you know what ? there 's something i need to show you first . nate : this is my last delivery . can you show me now ? inez : sure . i will see you tomorrow morning . i 'll bring the danish . bo : okay . nora : is that nate 's mom ? bo : yeah . she 's my new assistant . nora : is that salt ? [ scene_break ] ford : wait , what does that mean -- '' she 's stable `` ? uh , thanks . no , no , no . no message . yeah . bye . hey . james : who is `` she `` ? ford : nobody . james : shocker . do you even know her name ? ford : how was your walk ? james : it was excellent . i cleared my head . ford : good . keep walking . james : funny . seriously , it works , man . for the first time in a long time , i -- i know exactly what i want . ford : that 's good . why do n't you look any happier ? james : i do n't know if i can get it . [ scene_break ] cole : you gon na tell me what james really wanted ? starr : it does n't matter . cole : why ? starr : because it 's not important . cole : well , if it 's not that big of a deal , tell me . starr : okay , fine . you were right . james is interested in me . he thinks that i would be happier with someone else . cole : meaning him ? starr : yeah . cole : what 'd you tell him ? starr : i did n't get a chance to say anything . you came in . cole : what would you have told him ? [ scene_break ] bo : that 's all of it . nora : did i say anything ? bo : mm - hmm . with your eyes . nora : speaking of which , your -- your assistant is quite a find . bo : you know what ? only in a job market like this could you find somebody with that level of experience that would work here . nora : no , i meant that she 's a looker . bo : yeah ? nora : yeah . bo : i did not notice . nora : no ? bo : you know what ? she knows all 3 of the crappy , incompatible computer systems that the city uses for bookkeeping . nora : really ? great . lend her to me . bo : well , that 's gon na cost you . nora : oh , it is , huh ? well , okay . i 'll see what we can arrange . in the meantime , and just for the record ... bo : yeah ? nora : getting things clear , you did n't notice that this woman is -- bo : inez . nora : inez is a beautiful woman ? bo : well , she 's not half as beautiful as you are . nora : so you did notice . you did notice that she was a beautiful woman , didn't— [ scene_break ] ford : okay , so what 's your big plan ? [ knocking on door ] james : answer the door . ford : all right , but i 'm gon na get this outta you , dude . we 're not done yet . james : okay . ford : because there are no secrets in this family . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't know exactly what i would 've said . cole : okay , so let 's figure it out . so james says what ? um ... i 'm no good for you ? starr : that i 'm sad and lonely with you . cole : that you 're sad and lonely with cole and that you should dump him and be with me . was that it ? starr : it was something like that . cole : so what would you say ? i mean , just -- just pretend that i never showed up . starr : you know , i -- i would 've said that i have everything i want with cole . cole : and is that true ? starr : yes . it is . cole : good . [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] téa : what did daniella say ? todd : nothing . she 's locked herself in her room . she wo n't talk to me through the door . téa : we have to get her out . todd : yeah , well , there 's supposed to be a key in here . téa : i 'll go talk to her . todd : why would you talk to her ? why bother ? you made it pretty clear to her you do n't want to be her mother , you do n't want to be my wife . we 're through . get out of here . téa : you 're a cruel bastard . you know that ? todd : what , have i gotten anything wrong ? we 're shut out , are n't we ? where 's that key ? [ items rattling in box ] todd : oh , i see you 've managed to retain your vision . téa : todd , do n't , do n't , do n't , do n't , please . ca n't you see ? this is the best way , okay ? todd : no `` this is the best way . `` this is just you being you . you never trusted me or anyone to take care of you . because you think we 're just gon na let you down . this is not the best way . this is you just saying , `` no , i 'm not gon na let you -- i 'm not gon na let you do it . you 're gon na -- you 're gon na fail me . `` téa : i am genuinely trying ... to save you some pain . todd : it 's too late . i mean , this is worse than anything we could go through with you . you just wan na leave us . i 'm not gon na let you . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] blair : hey . what do you need ? [ scene_break ] john : any idea what 's in bennett thompson 's file ? layla : mm . well , i have n't had a chance to look , but i can call cris and he can bring it by if it 's important . john : it 's important . layla : why do you need to find this guy ? john : it 's connected to a case i 'm working on . layla : okay . cristian : hey . how 's it going ? layla : it 's going . you remember that box of evangeline 's we brought back from maryland ? cristian : yeah , yeah . it 's right here . i was just about to put it away . layla : can you check it for a file ? cristian : a file ? layla : it 's labeled `` bennett thompson . `` i need it at the station for a case . cristian : oh , yeah . yeah , it 's right here . i got it . layla : thanks .
blair confronts john regarding the investigation of eli and tells him that no one can stop her from marrying him . tea wants to move in to a hospice and live her last weeks alone . dani and todd are very angry at this decision . james asks starr if there is a chance for them . bo hires inez . inez brings nate to ford and james 's apartment . eli finds out that cole saved hannah 's life . eli overhears john and layla talking about a bennett thompson file that evangeline had . he goes to layla 's apartment and hits cris over the head so he can get the file .
[ previously_on ] boy : where you going -- hang more peace banners ? marcie : leave me alone . al : you ever come near marcie walsh again , i swear you will have to deal with me . kevin : would n't controlling interest in the nightclub you love so much be worth giving up the wife ? kelly : any luck trying to figure out who this mystery woman is kevin 's supposedly seeing ? you know something , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] marcie : no , al , please -- al : marcie -- marcie : come on , do n't stoop to his level . al : is n't this one of the sleazebags who attacked you ? marcie : yes . but no violence , ok ? i mean , what was that peace sign all about ? boy : gutless . marcie : no ! no . al , no ! somebody help ! no ! joey : hey , break it up ! want some ? bring it . [ scene_break ] rex : slow night ? r.j. : balsom , i am in no mood . rex : oh , what 's the matter ? your loyal jazz fans desert you ? because ultra violet racked it in tonight . r.j. : i 've told you i do n't count the receipts out here in the middle of my club like some kind of bookie . rex : well , from now on , i do the counting and you 're just going to have to trust me . r.j. : ok . do n't make me explain to you what `` junior partner `` means , all right ? do n't -- do n't start acting like you own the place . rex : i do own the place . evangeline williamson just sold me her shares . [ scene_break ] adriana : i thought you were coming in . river : i -- i like watching you . [ adriana giggles ] river : hey , what 's mrs. vega going to do if she finds out you snuck out again ? adriana : i do n't care . i had to see you . i ca n't live without you . dorian : penny for your thoughts . [ dorian laughs ] river : no , no , no , no , no , no . i was just about to fall asleep . dorian : i was hoping blair was out here . river : uh -- blair , i think went to bed last time i saw . dorian : no . i checked . blair 's bed is empty . [ scene_break ] [ elevator bell rings ] walker : the only thing i know about kevin is what i 've seen . kelly : which is ? walker : he -- he is ambitious , goes after what he wants . he does n't like to lose . kelly : no , you were n't talking about business . you were talking about my marriage . walker : this is ridiculous . what am i , the town gossip ? kelly : no , it 's not about that . i can handle rumors , ok ? i handled them in houston and i can handle them here . but i ca n't fight what i do n't know . walker : ok . i think kevin is -- is interested in someone , a woman we both know . kelly : does this woman have a name ? walker : your cousin blair . [ scene_break ] kevin : his name is walker laurence . i want your people to find out everything there is on this guy , especially where he gets his money , and i do n't mean his salary as a reporter . i 'll get back to you . what are you doing here so late ? blair : i think you know why i 'm here . [ kelly chuckles ] [ scene_break ] kelly : kevin and blair ? oh -- you are new in town , are n't you ? walker : not even a jolt of adrenaline , huh ? kelly : about kevin and blair ? please , he is not after my cousin . walker : he 's all over her . kelly : oh . and i thought you were a good reporter . dang . walker : ever heard of denial , mrs. buchanan ? kelly : oh , you can call me kelly . walker : whatever . let me tell you -- kelly : well , let me enlighten you about my husband , ok ? he will do whatever it takes to get what he wants -- walker : yeah , i already said that . kelly : and he wanted the sun and blair was -- walker : put that one in the loss column . kelly : in his way , so naturally he -- walker : this was n't about business . kelly : why are you doing this ? walker : well , call it a random act of kindness . kelly : no . no , you want blair and you 're jealous of kevin . walker : really ? oh . i guess you and kevin really are completely devoted to each other . kelly : i would n't tell kevin about your little suspicions . he 's got a temper . walker : did n't seem to bother you . kelly : there 's nothing to be bothered about . walker : fine . oh -- if you do n't mind , do n't tell blair i said any of this . kelly : you 're the one who sent me the letters in houston . walker : letters ? kelly : the `` come back to llanview if you want to save your marriage `` letters . walker : was n't me . if i 'm not the only one who thinks something 's going on , maybe you should be a little more bothered . kelly : kevin and blair love me and they ca n't stand each other . they 're polite to each other , but they would n't get together if they were the last man and woman on earth . [ scene_break ] blair : i just have one thing to say to you . kevin : what 's that ? blair : loser . did you think that you were so irresistible that i would just fall right into your arms just long enough for you to steal my paper right out from under me ? kevin : it almost worked . blair : did you think that i would be fooled by all the flirting and our chemistry ? kevin : well , i came close . are you telling me you did n't feel anything when we kissed , hmm ? blair : you kissed me . kevin : semantics . blair : i never was and i never will be the least bit attracted to you , kevin . that kiss was all about kelly . mm - hmm . i just wanted to see how far that you would go . kevin : well , i guess we were just playing each other , then , because there is nothing about you that i find remotely appealing -- except your newspaper , of course . blair : liar . kevin : liar . what are you doing here , blair , so late at night ? could n't resist rubbing it in , face - to - face ? blair : i just came to set the record straight , kevin . do n't be a sore loser . kevin : aw , come on , let 's be civilized . let 's bury the hatchet over a little brandy . blair : i ca n't . i have a newspaper to run . kevin : not really . technically , the sun 's run by walker laurence now . blair : yes , and do n't you just hate that ? kevin : to chemistry . [ scene_break ] rex : does n't it just suck when your girlfriend turns on you ? r.j. : you sure you want to keep running your mouth ? rex : hey , i speak from experience , buddy . i 'm a tragic man . r.j. : actually , this new arrangement does n't change a thing . i might be better off . rex : how 's that ? r.j. : well , i still get the same share of the profits , only it 's your butt that 's on the line if things go sour . rex : they wo n't . r.j. : well , just make sure i get my 40 % at the end of the month while you 're raking it in . balsom -- where did you get the cash to buy out ms. williamson ? rex : bottle deposits . jen : i 've been looking everywhere for you . rex : did you try the phone ? jen : i left four messages . ok , this is just saying that i 'm not contesting the divorce . it 's signed , it 's notarized . just give it to the judge whenever you get to the dominican republic . rex : oh , now , mrs. balsom , why should i fly all the way to the d.r . to get a divorce that i do n't even want while you 're here bouncing the mattress with your minister boyfriend ? jen : what do you want from me ? rex : you already know that . jen : well , forget it . rex : fine . you want this divorce so bad , come with me . take it or leave it , sugar lump . r.j. : hey . come on over to capricorn as soon as you can . i 've -- i 've got a little going away present for my ex - partner . [ scene_break ] officer : what 's going on here ? joey : hey , hey , hey ! take it easy . marcie : these two creeps attacked me in angel square . and when my boyfriend confronted them about it , they ganged up on him . officer : you all right , marcie ? marcie : yeah . they 're not as tough as they look . al : these two -- these are the guys that attacked marcie . boy : prove it . al : you dropped your wallet , tough guy . boy : that could 've happened at any time . that 's crazy . second boy : and this one -- a total liar . al : you shut your mouth . boy : hell no . i saw the whole thing . it happened just like she said it did . second boy : you 're obviously biased , so just stay out of this , ok ? officer : turn around and put your hands behind your back . boy : what ? officer : do you want to file a formal complaint ? marcie : you bet i do . officer : you 're under arrest . girl : we 'd better call maddie . her boyfriend just got busted by the campus goody - goody . [ scene_break ] river : well , i 'm going to bed . i got work tomorrow morning . dorian : work ? since when ? river : well , i 'm not going to just freeload , grandma . i 'll pull my own weight as much as i can on what they 're paying me . dorian : remember i asked you to call me dorian , not grandma , and who are they ? river : well , most of the good jobs were taken by the l.u . kids , so -- dorian : river -- river : nothing spectacular -- dorian : river ! focus . river : i 'm working at foxy roxy 's . dorian : in a beauty salon . why would you want to do that ? river : i 'm the cleanup guy . i mean , you ever tried getting a job with no experience ? it 's really hard . dorian : honey , you can do better that . i can assure you you can do better . i mean , it 's way down at angel square and -- oh , of course . of course . and it 's right across the street from carlotta 's diner , and , of course -- river : that 's a coincidence -- dorian : adriana is there -- river : coincidence , grandma . dorian : oh , please -- please ! do not try to con a conner , kiddo . really , you are out of your league . river : look , she 's -- she 's really great . dorian : so great that you have to take my car without permission and drive it off the side of the road ? river : hey , we solved a crime that night . dorian : oh , oh -- river : whether -- dorian : by accident . by accident , both literally and figuratively . river : well , i 'm going to bed . dorian : do n't you kiss me ! wait a minute ! come back here ! i want lessons in that snapping thing . [ dorian chuckles ] [ dorian screams ] dorian : oh , my god . do not ever , ever sneak up on me like that . do you understand ? now , then , if you are looking for blair , which i 'm sure you are , though you should be looking -- looking for your wife , kelly , i have n't seen blair -- kevin : dorian -- dorian : most of the evening . kevin : dorian , please . what do you know about walker laurence ? dorian : not much . but i know that he is the majority owner of the sun . i know that you 're furious . kevin : i do n't trust him . dorian : ha ! just because he outsmarted you ? kevin : no , he 's not who he claims to be . i did a background check on him . his story does n't pan out . dorian : you know , you 've got too much time on your hands . kevin : just watch your back around him , ok ? yours and blair 's . dorian : you should worry less about blair and more about your wife . [ scene_break ] roxy : janelle , is the coffee ready ? janelle : we 're out . roxy : ugh ! burpee 's law . river : what ? roxy : whatever can go wrong does -- whatever . janelle : it 's murphy 's law . roxy : oh , yeah . river : right . rough night , roxy ? roxy : ooh , man . i was watching cable all night long . `` robot wars `` was on . they had a five - hour marathon . river : i love that show . you 're a bothead ? roxy : oh , are you kidding ? i want to create my own bot -- foxy roxy 's box - o- moxy . it 'll be pink . river : what 's it do ? roxy : well , it handles customers i do n't want to touch . [ river laughs ] roxy : so i got the color and i got the name . you like robots ? river : yeah , totally . roxy : oh . oh , excuse me . i 'm just toast . river : hey , you know what ? why do n't i get some coffee from the diner ? roxy : right -- special delivery . river : you read my mind . [ roxy chuckles ] [ scene_break ] kelly : now , i do n't want you to expect me to bring you coffee every time you work -- late . kevin : did you say coffee ? kelly : black , two sugars . long night ? kevin : yeah . kelly : did you get any sleep ? kevin : a couple hours . kelly : looks like you could use this . kevin : ah . absolutely . this has milk in it . kelly : oh . that one 's mine . kevin : ok . you 're an angel . kelly : you know , security asked me to sign in . kevin : oh , they 'll get to know you soon enough . kelly : i noticed blair 's name was on the book . kevin : oh , yeah . kelly : what was she doing here last night ? kevin : gloating about keeping the sun out of my clutches . kevin : serves you right . blair is no pushover . kevin : so , what are you doing out and about so early ? kelly : oh , i have a meeting for my children 's healthcare fund . my new charity foundation ? kevin : right . sorry . just a few more sips and everything will make sense . [ phone rings ] kevin : excuse me . buchanan . woman : i 've got walker laurence under surveillance . but if you want someone on him 24/7 , it 's going to get expensive . kevin : i do n't care . i want to know where his money 's coming from . [ scene_break ] joey : hey ! what are you thinking , dragging jen off with you ? rex : hey , she wants the divorce . why should i have to do all the work ? joey : what 's it going to take to get you out of jen 's life ? rex : you know , you buchanans are all alike . you think that money can buy you everything . wo n't make you happy , rev . joey : what 's that supposed to mean ? rex : though , on the other hand , i am pretty ecstatic that i now own 60 % of ultra violet . joey : how 'd that happen ? rex : oh , no , my backer swore me to secrecy . joey : if you 're trying to rip jen off -- rex : put it this way -- you owe my backer . we both got what we want . i got the club . you got my wife . that is , you got my wife after she flies to the dominican republic with me . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i got your message . r.j. : i left that last night . evangeline : i was busy . r.j. : doing what -- i mean , other than stabbing me in the back ? [ scene_break ] dorian : hmm . you here again . man : i am losing my patience , madam laurence . where is the diamond ? dorian : oh -- yes , of course . the diamond . um -- let me see . oh . instead of a diamond , how about a bullet ? you said you 'd be back . did you really think that i would n't be prepared ? hmm ? dorian : i do n't know where the damn diamond is . the last time i saw it , my late husband mitch laurence had it . i think you should go ask his brother , walker laurence , where it is . you see , i do n't give a damn what happens to him . but if you ever show your face here again , you 're going to see just how well i 've learned how to use this thing . man : all right . suit yourself . but this is n't over until i get that diamond . au revoir , madam laurence . [ scene_break ] al : marcie , those guys were morons . you ca n't let them get to you . marcie : it 's not just them . i know you were defending me and everything , but -- al : wait , wait , wait . what are you talking about here ? those guys hurt you , marcie . what was i supposed to do , nothing ? what ? marcie : fighting makes me sick . my dad and my brothers were always yelling . al : at each other and at you . marcie : yeah . al : i 'm sorry . marcie : it 's ok . al : anyway , you know , we showed those kids something today . we showed them they ca n't just go around beating people up just because they do n't agree with them . marcie : kind of wanted to smack them myself . al : you ? mahatma walsh ? [ marcie laughs ] marcie : it was because of them that i did n't get to see my dad in the hospital . al : well , at least he 's ok . marcie : yeah , but what if he were n't ? al : but he is . and thanks to you , deke carter is getting exactly what he deserves . marcie : hmm . oh , you know what ? i have to go to the bookstore . al : ok , i 'll come with you . marcie : no , i do n't need a bodyguard . it 's ok . besides , do n't you have to go see that new dean about your show ? al : he can wait . marcie : no , he ca n't . it 's important . it 's about the voice of the night . i 'll be fine . girl : deke and al holden -- man , those two really went at it last night . second girl : somebody said marcie was right here . there she is . third girl : she 'll be back , and she 'll wish she never messed with deke . [ scene_break ] evangeline : you know , i do n't need your attitude . i had every right to sell my shares . read the contract . r.j. : oh , are we speaking legalese now ? evangeline : i can assign or sell my shares at anytime to anyone . exercised my option , and i do n't have to answer to you about it . r.j. : van , i thought we were having fun . i thought we were having something here , or are you opting out of that , too ? evangeline : this was business . r.j. : you can do anything you want whenever you want to do it . i do n't have an issue with that . evangeline : well , you could 've fooled me . r.j. : why did n't you tell me ? why did i have to hear it from rex balsom ? i -- i almost broke that boy in half . evangeline : then called me , i hope , to defend you . r.j. : why not the best ? actually , this works out for me . i can focus on this place , let rex worry about u.v . , and just get my 40 % every week . evangeline : you 're welcome . r.j. : but that is not the point . why did n't you warn me that you were thinking of selling ? [ scene_break ] roxy : oh , no , honey , i 'll get that . straight in the back . adriana : hello . river : hi . adriana : is this for you ? river : yes . you know , i get hungry a lot , so i 'll probably be ordering four or five times a day . roxy : oh , good ! you 're just in time for doughnuts . rex : oh , i -- i ca n't stay . i 've got a plane to catch . jen and i are getting a divorce . roxy : you 're getting a divorce ? you just got married . rex : yeah , it 's all right . i 'm trading up . i am now the major owner of ultra violet . roxy : oh , really ? where 'd you get the money ? rex : oh , you do n't need to know that . all you need to know is that i 'm good and i found a backer who thinks so , too . [ scene_break ] kevin : sure . send him in . joey : you bought rex off , did n't you ? kevin : ok , slow down , little brother . i had a crazy night last night . joey : is rex giving jen the divorce because you bought ultra violet for him ? kevin : why , do you have a problem with that ? [ scene_break ] river : you know , i was thinking about eating lunch in the square later . and if we run into each other , that 's just fate , right ? adriana : fate at 1 : 00 would be perfect . that 's my break . river : i want to go out some night . adriana : carlotta does n't want me to see you again . river : i do n't care . nobody 's going to keep me from you , right now . all right ? roxy : hey , are n't we a bunch of business mongrels . rex : moguls . roxy : moguls . yeah , right , moguls . you know , i was thinking we could work like a team . you know , i can doll up these hotties and then send them right over to ultra suede . rex : ultra violet . but you got to think bigger , mom . see , my plans go way beyond that . carlotta : roxy , have you seen adriana ? she left the diner ages ago . roxy : ah , yeah , she 's in the back . no , carlotta , wait ! [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm sorry . i should have told you . i 'm not used to owing things to people . r.j. : you do n't owe me . evangeline : that came out wrong . what i mean is i 'm not used to having anyone else to care about , to consider . r.j. : me , either . so , what happened ? evangeline : rex came to me with an offer . for ages , i 've been setting aside cash to get my mother into a condo at an assisted - living home . she 's been on the list for years , and suddenly her name comes up when all my cash is -- is spoken for . r.j. : ah . evangeline : i was so worried about her losing this chance , i did n't think twice , and i probably should have . r.j. : yes . we 've been spending some serious time together you never thought to ask me . evangeline : i 'm not used to this . i 'm pretty bad at it . but you know what ? you 're not mr. communication either , so -- r.j. : granted . so you bought your mother a condo ? hmm . i 'd like to meet her . evangeline : i would like that . [ scene_break ] joey : i do not need your help with my love life . what is this , anyway ? guilt money for stealing kelly from me ? kevin : hey -- look , you were in a tough spot . i saw a way out for you , and i took it . what 's the point in having all this money if you ca n't use it to help the people you care about ? joey : oh , so you bought me a wife . kevin : i greased the wheels , ok ? you love jen . you were going to give up your calling . joey : do n't be condescending . kevin : i 'm not . look , i do n't even understand your career choice , but it makes you happy . so is what i did so terrible ? joey : you think my being with jen is going to help you feel better about being with kelly ? kevin : kelly and i are fine . are you ever going to be able to let that go ? look , joe , i wanted to help , ok ? i would 've done the same thing for jess and natalie . and maybe because i was n't there for this whole mitch laurence mess i felt a little -- joey : a little guilty . kevin : about that , yes . but the bottom line is , are you happy about the divorce ? joey : yes . kevin : so be happy . this is as good as it 's going to get . joey : you 're kidding , right ? kevin : you know what ? forget it . do n't listen to me . i did n't get much sleep last night . joey : well , hey , i know it 's a little late , but for the record , bribery is a big no - no . kevin : yeah , well , maybe that 's why you 're a man of the cloth and i 'm the scum - sucking businessman , right ? joey : balsom is such a creep . when given the choice between his wife and his precious little ultra violet -- kevin : he did n't think twice , joe . look , you are definitely the right guy for jen . no doubt about it . joey : yeah , i know . by the way , you 're the right guy for kelly , too . [ scene_break ] kelly : rumor has it that you and kevin have been going at it pretty hot and heavy right under my nose . blair : what ? kelly , i ca n't -- i ca n't even stand kevin . he tried to steal my paper . kelly : but he did n't . blair : and why did n't you warn me , huh ? kelly : because i did n't know . he did n't tell me , really . he knew i 'd make life hell for him . blair : oh , come on . you did n't know , have any idea what kevin was doing with the sun ? kelly : no . we do n't get involved in day - to - day details of each other 's live blair : well , that 's a change for you . you usually like to know everything . kelly : well , that was then . it 's different with kevin . we do n't worry about the small stuff . it 's the big stuff that 's important to us . we 're very connected . you know , even when we 're apart , it 's like we 're together , and we always will be . blair : hmm . life can surprise you , kelly . a man can surprise you . kelly : blair -- blair : hmm ? kelly : you ca n't judge every man in terms of todd . blair : i just mean i do n't think it 's such a good idea that you spend that much time apart . a guy like kevin -- kelly : why do n't you like kevin ? blair : why do n't you listen to me ? kelly : no , why do n't you listen to me ? i know who kevin is . he 's a flirt . so what ? we live our own lives . but he will never leave me . we made a commitment , and there 's not a woman in the world who could ever stand a chance against that . blair : well , i 'm glad that you 're so confident about that . should make it easier . kelly : yeah , it does . i do n't have to worry about my marriage , and that frees me up to do good things in the world . blair : lovely . so , tell me , who told you that i was fooling around with kevin ? kelly : oh , i ca n't tell you that . he asked me not to tell you . blair : who told you i was -- kelly : ok , it was walker . [ scene_break ] man : laurence , you have something that belongs to one of my associates in paris . [ walker laughs ] walker : what are you ? what is this ? man : does it look like i 'm playing games ? walker : what do you want ? man : a very large gem that was last seen in your brother 's possession . now , his widow claims to have no knowledge of its whereabouts . walker : strike two , there , buddy boy . i do n't know , either . better luck next time . man : it would be extremely dangerous to keep the stone from its rightful owner . you 're breaking my arm ! walker : as far as i know , the diamond is in the hands of the police . so tell your associate back in paris to leave dorian and me alone . man : or what ? walker : or you 'll see my brother in hell . [ scene_break ] carlotta : what 's wrong ? roxy : what 's wrong ? it 's your hair . oh , you need some highlights , or you need some lowlights , or you need some medium lights or headlights or black lights or something . adriana : i 'm sorry , madrina . ms. balsom just wanted me to try some new spray . roxy : yeah . carlotta : adriana , come on , i need you . roxy : ah , it 's fabulous ! just great . carlotta : we 're right in the middle of the morning rush ! river : thank you for the heads - up . roxy : oh , honey , true love makes me all runny . rex : ok , that 's too much information for me . i got to go get divorced . roxy : oh , my poor baby . he loves that girl , no matter what he says . [ scene_break ] joey : there is no reason you should have to go with him . he 's just doing this to get back at you . jen : so let him be childish . after the divorce , i never even have to look at him again . joey : i swear , if he ever bothers you -- jen : forget him . we 're going to be together soon , and you do n't have to have any more grief about being with a married woman . joey : i ca n't wait . rex : back off , rev , ok ? she 's still my wife . jen : yeah , not for much longer . can we just get this mess over with ? rex : look , i already booked the flight , ok ? so unless you want to stay mrs. rex balsom , i suggest you meet me at the airport in two hours . jen : i 'll be there . joey : you 're a real sleaze for making her go with you . rex : yeah . yeah , i know . [ scene_break ] [ marcie giggles ] marcie : hello . al : hey . marcie : what happened ? al : mrs. davidson fixed everything . as of today , the voice of the night is back in business . marcie : oh , my god , that 's the best news ever ! when do you start ? al : as soon as i go and check with the station manager . marcie : oh , well , go now . go . do it now . al : are you sure ? marcie : yes , go . i 'll be fine . al : ok . i 'll see you later . girl : marcie -- marcie walsh ? marcie : what do you want ? girl : i 'm madison kensington . my friends call me maddie . marcie : yeah , i know . maddie : well , i 'm the new president of sigma delta delta , and we were wondering if you 'd consider pledging us this fall . marcie : well , i do n't think i 'm the sig delt type . maddie : of course you are ! we 're looking for exceptional young women . marcie : do n't you mean popular ? maddie : you 're famous , marcie , and you 've got a 4.0 . we 'd love to get you . marcie : yeah , well , i 've never considered pledging before . maddie : i ca n't believe no one 's been after you . marcie : believe it . maddie : well , sig delt wants you , so if you 're interested -- marcie : well , yes . oh , yeah , i am ! maddie : now , we have this little prepledge ritual we like to do with girls that are hoping to rush us , so it 's very secret . marcie : of course . of course . yeah . maddie : so , we 'll be in touch . marcie : great . maddie : marcie walsh , get ready for the initiation from hell . [ scene_break ] walker : hi . i got your message . what 's up ? blair : did you tell kelly that i was fooling around with kevin ? [ walker chuckles ] walker : why would i do that ? blair : she told me that you told her , and my cousin kelly does n't lie . walker : she 's exaggerating . blair : what did you tell her , walker ? walker : i ran into her -- by accident , by the way . and we were talking about the sun . i was gloating a little bit . blair : why do n't you just get to the point where you told her that i was fooling around with kevin ? walker : um -- blair : ok ? walker : maybe i said that you and kevin had been spending a lot of time together , but that 's it . blair : maybe ? hmm . why did you say anything to her at all ? walker : it 's true . blair : oh , please . walker : if she read something into that , that 's her problem . maybe she 's not as sure of herself as she lets on . blair : yeah , and why should i believe you ? walker : because i bought you the sun . i bought it and gave it to you . blair : i did n't ask you to do that . i do n't need you to save me , all right ? and i do n't need you to control my life . walker : oh -- [ splash ] [ walker laughs ] walker : whoo , blair . [ scene_break ] kevin : uh - huh ? and you know who the guy was ? woman : not yet , but he and walker really went at it . kevin : and he had a gun ? woman : serious firepower . something 's definitely up with that walker character . kevin : call me the minute you find out anything else . all right . kelly : what was that about ? kevin : walker laurence . that guy 's definitely got it in for me . i 'm trying to find some leverage in case we need it when the big event happens . how are you ? kelly : oh , we are going to have everything we ever wanted , as long as you do n't do anything crazy . kevin : do n't worry . not going to leave anything to chance . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] blair : someone told kelly that you and i were having an affair . gabrielle : i do n't think bo wants to take our relationship to the next level . kelly : what 's really keeping you apart from antonio ? is it something or someone ? rex : i thought we should celebrate . jen : getting a divorce ?
al threatens marcie 's enemies & gets in a fight . rex tells rj that evangeline sold him her shares in ultra violet . walker tells kelly that kevin 's messing around with blair , but she does n't believe him . the cops bust marcie 's assailants . the french guy shows up at dorian 's again & this time she has a gun . she tells him to go bother walker for the badhra . evangeline tells rj it was just business when she sold her shares , that she needed the extra money to put her mother in a retirement home . river & adrianna make plans to meet again . kelly confronts blair about messing around with kevin , but blair denies it . kelly tells her that walker was the one that told her about it . the french guy harasses walker , but he overpowers him & tells him to get lost . rex insists that jenn go with him to get their divorce . al gets his dj job back . marcie gets a bogus invite to join a popular sorority . blair confronts walker about telling kelly about kevin & her . she finishes it by pushing him into the pool .
rex : stop ! listen to me ! adriana : i -- i do n't want to hear any more of your lies , rex ! [ scene_break ] john : let 's go over it again . truman put you up to forging commissioner buchanan 's signature on those morgue documents . lenny : i never said that . john : but you 've forged documents for truman before , did n't you ? lenny : for his old man , yeah , but i did my time for that . i have n't seen the kids in years . john : he 's a doctor now . but you knew that , did n't you ? lenny : kid 's a doc ? son of a gun . john : hmm . lenny : it should n't surprise me . he was always taking care of everybody , you know . even when his old man started slipping , spencer looked right after everybody . huh . you going to let me go now ? john : the way i see it , you 're not going anywhere until you cop to what you did . lenny : then any chance of getting a sandwich ? john : not even a cracker . so why do n't we start from the beginning . when did truman first approach you about setting up bo buchanan ? [ scene_break ] spencer : blair ? hey . what are you holding ? [ scene_break ] todd : hey . you 're starr 's friend , right ? langston : we were at -- todd : where is she ? langston : we were at the quarry swimming . the water was so cold . everyone was jumping in . nobody was getting hurt or anything . and then starr jumped off the rocks from high up , and -- she must have hit her head . she did n't come back up . todd : where is she ? langston : i 'm so sorry -- todd : where is she ? michael : could you find out what 's taking radiology so long with those chest x - rays ? thank you . todd : uh -- ok , excuse me . is she going to be all right ? michael : we 've stabilized her . todd : is she going to be all right ? michael : we 're hoping . todd : that 's not good enough for me . michael : todd , she 's aspirated a lot of water . we 're monitoring for signs of pneumonia . but given the head injury , cerebral edema is a big possibility . todd : so what does that mean ? michael : we 're going to be monitoring her for the next 48 hours , but given the blow to her head and the amount of time she spent submerged , we 're looking for signs of brain damage . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana ! adriana ? what the hell happened ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh . there you are . i went looking for you in your room . kelly : i could n't sleep . hugh was here . dorian : the district attorney ? kelly : mm - hmm . dorian : oh , really ? i did n't know you knew him that well . kelly : actually , we 've become quite good friends . dorian : how good ? kelly : dorian , do n't even go there . dorian : kelly , please sit down . we need to talk . come on . kelly : why ? is something wrong ? dorian : with me , no . kelly : oh , please -- please do n't start on your crazy idea that i might be pregnant . please . dorian : kelly , it 's not crazy , and it 's not an idea . now , we do have to talk about it . kelly : there is nothing to talk about . dorian : ok . there is , because i 'm afraid that i sort of confided in someone my suspicions that you were pregnant . kelly : what ? what ? my -- who ? who did you tell ? dorian : clint . i told clint everything . [ scene_break ] clint : either of you want anything ? kevin : no , i 'm good . viki : not me . is everything really all right ? clint : did n't i just say that it was ? viki : yeah . that does n't make it true . clint : i 'm just surprised that you 're here this late , that 's all . viki : fine , i wo n't ask anymore . clint : look , it has been a long day , all right ? with the jessie and nash business , and i just got home from dorian 's . viki : dorian 's ? oh , well , never mind . that explains everything . clint : she is an incredible woman who went out on a limb for me tonight . viki : did she ? what limb ? clint : that 's between dorian and me . viki : i thought you and dorian were on the outs . clint : well , we 're on again . and , kevin , i 'm sorry . i hated the way that she treated you , and she knows that . kevin : fine , you made that pretty clear , and i appreciate it , dad . but just so you know what you 're getting into with a cramer woman , i mean -- i mean , i do n't -- do n't want to get into it . that 's what mom and i were talking about , and i need to get over it . clint : you think you can ? kevin : well , not losing duke , but kelly sleeping with him -- clint : are you saying that you can forgive her ? kevin : i 'm saying i 'm trying . you know ? i mean , i admit that i basically drove her into his arms , you know ? told her to have a baby with him if she could n't have mine . clint : you said that ? kevin : yeah , i said a lot of things i should n't have said , you know , that i ca n't take back , but i got to live with it . clint : and you think that 's possible ? kevin : in time , i hope . i mean , you know , i 'm never going to completely forget about duke and kelly being together . but it happened , it 's over , and i got to move on . [ scene_break ] todd : are you saying my daughter 's brain damaged ? michael : no , i did not say that . todd , listen to me . the water temperature was extremely cold . that may make the difference in how much damage she sustained , but we 're not going to know until she wakes up . it 's something we have to rule out . todd : starr -- starr , wake up michael : she 's probably going to be out for a while , todd . todd : ok , listen to me . i want the very best people . i want the best doctors treating her , understand me ? michael : i -- i understand . listen , we are very much on it here at this hospital , but if you want a second opinion , i understand . listen , todd , there 's really nothing you can do for her in here . why do n't you come wait outside ? todd : no , i 'm going to stay right here . michael : she 's stable . her vital signs are holding , and i need you and blair to fill out some consent forms . todd : we , blair 's not here . i do n't know where she is . give me the forms . i will -- michael : does she know what happened ? todd : i have no idea . michael : well , you have to call her . she needs to know what 's going on . todd : blair is -- i have no idea where she is . you give me the forms , i will sign them . michael : listen , you have to try and find her . she 's starr 's mother . todd : well , someone should remind her of that , because all she cares about right now is being with her boyfriend . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'll tell you , what i have in my hand is -- massage oil . spencer : oh , really ? is that for me ? blair : yes , it is . i know how much you love massages . spencer : yes , i do . i could really use one tonight -- blair : good . spencer : as a matter of fact . blair : because i 'm going to give you a really , really good one . spencer : all right . ok -- blair : get that shirt off . ok ? spencer : oh . yes . blair : all right . spencer : ahem . blair : hmm . you 'll love this . spencer : oh , yeah . blair : yeah . spencer : that 's good . blair : how 's that feel ? spencer : it feels really good , babe . you could -- you could go just a little bit harder . blair : ok . spencer : mmm . [ spencer sighs ] hey . ow , ow , ow -- easy , tiger . what 's going on back there ? blair : sorry . spencer : oh -- all right . blair : sorry . spencer : i know you 'd never intentionally hurt me , would you ? [ scene_break ] natalie : hi , uncle bo . bo : hi . natalie : i heard they just busted the guy who forged your signature . bo : yeah , we -- we picked the guy up down at the docks . he was trying to skip town . natalie : did he talk ? bo : well , john 's in there with him right now . he 's working on him . i 'd like to be in there working on him myself . but no badge , no working on anybody . natalie : hey , soon , soon . you 'll get it back . if anybody can get this guy to spill , it 's john i mean , he 's -- he 's the best , even though i 'm still a little upset with him . bo : what now ? natalie : oh , we were at rodi 's earlier and i saw nash . i let him have it about jessica . and i did n't let his little friend , claudia , give me any garbage , either , but john told me to cool it , said i was making a scene . bo : hmm . were you ? natalie : like i care . bo : john cares . he probably did n't want you to get too upset . natalie : yeah . he said something kind of like that . bo : then what 's the problem ? natalie : i do n't know -- i just -- i guess i just wish he would have backed me up a little , that 's all . bo : natalie , john 's main goal in life right now is to nail spencer for shooting his father , and you know that . so , you know , cut him some slack . natalie : i know . i know . so , how do we stop this guy ? john : hey , bo . bo : hey . john : sorry , i did n't realize you -- natalie : hey , listen , i heard you busted this guy for forgery . if i can help in any way , i 'm here . john : ok . bo : did you get anything out of lenny ? john : not yet . but i think i know someone who can . sit tight . rex : my god , why did she hit me like that ? she called bo ? [ phone rings ] bo : hello ? rex : bo , it 's rex . bo : this is n't a good time . rex : yeah -- what did adriana call you about ? bo : adriana ? i have n't heard from her . rex : you sure ? bo : yeah , positive . why ? rex : i found her phone . the last number dialed was you . now she 's gone . bo : well -- gone ? what -- what 's going on here ? rex : i -- i do n't know . everything was great . she saw me talking to this homeless guy , thinks he 's the creep and that we 're in cahoots . then thought we straightened everything out . next thing i know , she 's hitting me over the head with a lamp . bo : what , she clocked you with a lamp ? rex : yeah , and then she took off out of here . bo : and you do n't know why ? rex : no , i -- holy crap . bo : what ? rex : i -- i got -- i got to go . bo : wait , is it -- what -- is it adriana ? rex : no , but i know what 's up now . i got to find he adriana ! adriana ! [ scene_break ] michael : todd , i know that you and blair have your issues , but she 's starr 's mom . she has a right to know what 's going on with her daughter . todd : she gave up that right . michael : ok , i -- i understand you 're upset . todd : huh . michael : but think about your daughter now , you might not care about her mom , but what about starr ? todd : yeah . actually , starr ca n't stand her right now . michael : she 's angry with her mom , yes . but -- she 's going to need both parents to get through this . now , you 're going to have some very tough decisions ahead of you . listen , even though starr is unconscious , we have no y of knowing what she 's aware of . now , hearing her mother 's voice , feeling her mother with her -- that could make the difference . if you do n't call blair , i will . todd : all right , i 'll do it . i 'll do it . hang in there , sweetheart . i 'll be right back . thank you . blair , it 's todd . there 's been an accident . i 'm at the hospital right now . starr is in the emergency room . you need to get down here as soon as possible . yes , spencer truman 's suite , please . i -- i really do n't care if there 's a `` do not disturb `` on the phone . you need to disturb them right now . it 's an emergency . yeah , you , too . langston : how 's starr ? is she all right ? todd : uh -- they do n't know yet . are you going to stick around here ? langston : yeah . todd : ok , if anybody wants me , tell them they can reach me on my phone . [ scene_break ] natalie : uncle bo , what is this about somebody hitting rex with a lamp ? bo : he and adriana got into it about something . natalie : he 's ok , is n't he ? bo : well , i 'm not sure . you know , he was n't making much sense . natalie : what did he say exactly ? bo : adriana clocked him with a lamp . he did n't know why . then , all of a sudden , he does know why . and then he wanted to take off and find her . i -- natalie : yeah , i hope he 's all right . bo : yeah , me , too . i mean , the kid really drives me nuts . but -- natalie : yeah , like you need any more on your plate . i wonder who john thinks he can get through to this guy if he ca n't . david : i do n't know about this . are you sure about this ? i do n't know what it is you think i can do . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana ! adriana , where are you ? adriana ! [ adriana gasps ] [ scene_break ] clint : son , i 'm proud of you . you 're facing your problems head - on . kevin : well , it 's either that or end up drunk in a gutter somewhere . clint : oh , no , come on . you 're on a good road , but u got to be aware there 's going to be some rough patches ahead . kevin : yeah , well , i 'm hoping the worst is over . clint : yeah , i do , too . i truly do . kevin : well , listen , i need to get to bed , ok ? i got a meeting in the morning . clint : yeah , it 's with the barton group , right ? kevin : yeah , it looks like they 're ready to make a deal . clint : oh , good . good luck with it . and let me know if i can do anything . kevin : all right , thanks -- for everything . mom , listen , i 'll walk you to the car . viki : oh -- clint : no , kevin , you can go to bed . i 'll see your mother out . i have to talk to her about something , anyway . kevin : all right . well , good night . thanks for the talk . viki : hey , anytime , baby . i love you . kevin : right . i love you , too . viki : boy , that must have been some date with dorian . clint : i have some news . viki : yeah . what 's going on ? clint : you know , in a lot of ways , it 's -- is good . it 's -- it 's wonderful , but on the other hand -- viki : clint , what is it ? clint : i thought about not telling anybody , not even you , but hearing kevin tonight -- it was -- viki : just tell me . clint : dorian thinks that kelly is pregnant with duke 's baby . [ scene_break ] kelly : i ca n't believe that you told clint that i 'm pregnant with duke 's baby . dorian : it kind of slipped out . kelly : what , what , it just flew out of your mouth ? dorian : kelly , remember i -- i told you that clint and i have become increasingly intimate ? well , there are other things that happened that were n't planned . he came over , and we went upstairs to my bedroom . and -- well , it was wonderful , but you know the way things can sometimes get afterwards . he started talking very emotionally about how he felt about duke dying , and that he felt as if he had nothing left anymore of duke 's , and i 'm sorry . i could n't at that point hide something from him that -- i could n't . kelly : but you know nothing . you do n't know anything . dorian : i do ! i mean , i think -- i think we can safely assume you are -- kelly : you ca n't assume anything , dorian . dorian : well -- kelly : i have told you over and over again that i 'm not pregnant . dorian : if it 's that simple -- if you 're not pregnant , why do n't you just go to clint , tell him you 're not pregnant -- kelly : fine . that 's what i 'll do . dorian : kelly , eventually , you 're going to start to show , right ? that is , of course , assuming you are having a baby . kelly : of course i 'm -- all right . i 'm pregnant . you happy ? dorian : i 'm not happy if you are n't happy . kelly : well , kevin 's not going to be happy . and i ca n't believe that he 's going to find out about this from someone else . dorian : kelly , i 'm truly sorry . kelly : no , you 're not . you wanted this to come out . dorian : only so that i could start helping you . kelly : you want this to come out so that you could watch kevin self - destruct . i can not -- i ca n't let him find out about this from someone else . dorian : you mean , you 're going to tell him ? kelly : what choice do i have ? yes , i have to tell him before someone else does . i have to tell him right now . [ scene_break ] natalie : do you really think that david can get this guy to crack ? david : ok , look , i ca n't make any promises . lenny and i were n't even that close , all right ? i was just a kid when he was running with my dad . john : ok , maybe so , but he 's a sentimental guy , he likes to talk about the old days . see if you can work that angle . david : all right , i 'll try . you 're sure you want me to do this ? john : stick to the script , all right ? what we talked about in holding . you think you can handle that ? david : yeah , i do . but one thing . john : what ? david : i reserve the right to improvise . and i 'd like to try a character voice . john : all right , soupy , go to town , but let 's get one thing straight . two things -- i hate bad acting , i hate overacting . to give you a reference point , i like gary cooper movies . so let 's not overcook this thing . get the job done . do you think you 're ready ? david : i 'm ready . no , wait . somebody say `` action . `` bo : action . john : let 's go . all right , vickers , chill in here for a while . maybe this 'll jar your memory . spencer : mmm , that 's good . [ scene_break ] blair : yeah . spencer : that 's better . all right . blair : whoa ! hmm -- spencer : what ? what 's the matter ? blair : no , nothing , you just surprised me , that 's all . spencer : i thought you liked surprises . blair : i do . you know i do . [ knock on door ] blair : it 's your door . spencer : so what ? they 'll go away . blair : no , i think you -- you should get it . go ahead . spencer : all right . what ? todd : blair ? spencer : hey , hold on a second . where do you think -- todd : blair , get in here ! spencer : take it easy . todd : i want to see her right now . blair ! spencer : she 's busy . blair : todd ? todd : is she here ? blair -- blair : what are you doing here ? todd : well , i thought you might like to know that your daughter almost drowned , and she may have brain damage . blair : what ? [ scene_break ] adriana : what do you want ? why were you talking to rex ? rex : adriana ! adriana : no ! [ scene_break ] blair : what do you mean , starr almost drowned , todd ? todd : well , she was at the quarry with some kids , jumping off the rocks and she spent too much time underwat -- blair : the quarry ? what was she doing at the quarry ? she 's supposed to be at dorian 's . todd : yeah -- i do n't know why ! she was at dorian 's in the first place because of you , because you 're not interested in being a responsible parent ! blair : well , where is she ? todd : at the e.r . blair : oh , my -- spencer : all right , listen to me -- get dressed , all right ? i 'll make a phone call to the attending -- blair : i should 've been there . spencer : on the way to the e.r . blair , you know what ? blair : this would n't have happened . spencer : if starr was going to sneak out of her room , she would 've done it had you been there or not . blair : oh , my god . if something happens to her , i 'll never forgive myself . [ scene_break ] john : there 's an extra set of headphones there , bo . all right . let 's see if vickers can pull this off . lenny : what do they got you in here for ? david : i do n't know . cops grabbed me up on -- trying to pin some forgery case on me . you know how it goes . pick up the usual suspects . when it doubt , just blame it on spencer truman 's black sheep brother , huh ? lenny : truman ? you must be little davey . david : little davey ? nobody 's called me that in 25 years . call me `` big d `` now . lenny : ha . david : do i even know you ? lenny : it 's me , it 's lenny . i used to run with your dad back in the day . david : lenny . yeah . i remember you , you -- my dad used to talk about you . you did time in lehigh for counterfeiting . lenny : that 's me . man , i have n't seen you since you was knee - high . i mean , i heard you got busted on some cold case , killing a cop or something or -- cop shooting . david : yeah . long story . turned out it was n't my gun . lenny : oh . david : ah . never thought i 'd see this place again . lenny : yeah . i know what you mean . it 's the gift that keeps on giving . david : so you 're the lenny . man , you are a legend . lenny : oh , i would n't go that far , you know ? david : what was it my dad used to call you ? `` the da vinci of forgers `` -- that 's what my dad used to call you . lenny : those were the days . david : so , you must still be up to your old tricks if they got you in here with me , huh , huh ? lenny : no , i was pretty much out of the life , you know . david : and they just keep sucking you back in -- am i right ? tell me i 'm right . i know i 'm right . so what 'd you do this time ? lenny : hey -- shh . you 're in a cop shop , you know ? big bro 's got big ears -- you get my drift ? david : yeah . you know -- i 'm sorry . lenny : what ? what 's with the waterworks ? david : ah . i 'm sorry . just talking to you , thinking about my dad -- makes me miss him , you know ? lenny : yeah . i hear you . i get that way myself sometimes . i 'm the only one of the old gang still around , you know -- still running around free , anyway . david : dad 's team . you guys -- you guys were the yankees of grifters . you know what ? it 'd do my heart proud just to know that one of you is out there holding the torch , that it did n't all die with my old man , man . lenny : i wish i could tell you something , but i ca n't . i -- i 'm sorry , kid . i just ca n't . david : but -- you do have something to tell ? [ scene_break ] viki : oh , my god . do you think that kelly is pregnant ? clint : dorian does . viki : oh , come on . dorian does n't know anything for sure , and kelly has denied it . clint : viki , all the signs are there , all right ? and it certainly could 've happened -- we both know that . viki : oh , lord . clint , if this is true , if kelly 's going to have a baby -- clint : we are going to have a great - grandchild . viki : i 'd like to be happy about that . clint : you should be . i mean , it 's like having a part of duke back with us . viki : i -- i ca n't believe this -- i mean , that -- that something kind of wonderful comes out of such a tragedy . kevin has no idea , does he ? clint : viki , you heard him , did n't you ? viki : how on earth is he going to get over kelly and duke being together if this is true ? clint : that is what i 'm worried about . i 'm worried that this might send him right back to the bottle , or worse . viki : well , we ca n't let that happen . clint : well , it 's not going to be easy . i mean , if kelly is pregnant , she 's not going to be able to keep it secret for long . [ scene_break ] dorian : you are going to tell kevin tonight ? kelly : what choice do i have ? i can not let him hear about this from someone else . dorian : clint wo n't tell him . kelly : how do you know it wo n't just slip out like what it did with you ? dorian : clint would never blurt out something that would hurt kevin that way . kelly : now do you understand why i wanted to keep this a secret ? dorian : but this is n't good for you -- all this stress , and it certainly is n't good for your baby . kelly : well , i ca n't help it . dorian : what ? what are you talking about ? this is your baby ! your baby -- you 're that baby 's mother . look , to -- to hell with kevin . really ! do n't let his reactions control your decisions ! kelly : you know what ? i do n't need advice from you , dorian . right now , i just need to figure out how i 'm cleaning up your mess . dorian : wait -- kelly . [ phone rings ] dorian : ugh . la boulaie . oh , hi -- blair ? wait a minute . honey ? please , slow down . this has been a night -- really ? where is she ? ok , i 'm coming right over to the hospital . god . [ scene_break ] lenny : no , i do n't -- david : you got to -- lenny : i ca n't give you the goods . david : give me a swing . bo : does n't look like vickers is getting anywhere with this guy . john : hmm . bo : i 'm going to check in with matthew and nora before it gets too late . john : ok . i 'll call you later . bo : all right . natalie : john ? john : yeah ? natalie : about last night , uh -- john : you were just getting jessica 's back , right ? natalie : yeah , and you were getting mine . so we 're cool ? john : we 're cool . david : that is so cool . you are so cool . you 're still in the biz , lenny . lenny : oh , i did n't actually say that , did i ? david : i bet you have n't lost your touch , though . or have you ? lenny : have you got a pen ? david : yeah . can you sign `` elvis `` on my shirt so i can sell it on the internet ? lenny : oh , i can do more than that for you . david : yeah -- like ? lenny : you get your hands on some release papers , and i can sign bo buchanan 's name and nobody would know it was a fake . david : ah , come on . what good is that , huh ? bo buchanan – he 's not even the commissioner anymore , on account of he signed some papers he should n't have . lenny : maybe he did and maybe he did n't . david : oh , lenny . you old rascal . are you telling me that you -- john : vickers , out . david : see you on the outside lenny . bo : did john get what he needed ? david : oh , i think he got enough of me . john : have a seat , lenny . lenny : what 's going on , lieutenant ? john : we know you were the one who set the commissioner up , lenny . now you 're going to tell me who hired you . it was spencer truman , was n't it ? [ scene_break ] todd : how is she ? michael : no change . todd : none at all ? she has n't come out of it at all ? michael : not yet , but we are monitoring her very closely . todd : all right . can i see her ? michael : absolutely . were you able to get ahold of blair ? todd : yeah , i told her . i do n't know if she 's coming or not . blair : where 's my daughter ? i want to see her . where 's starr ? spencer : i 'd like to take a look at her , too , mike . todd : no , no , no . this man gets nowhere near my daughter . blair : todd , he saved your life , he saved jack 's . maybe he could help starr -- he 's a good door . todd : is there anything this idiot can do that you ca n't do ? michael : no . i have it under control . todd : there you go . blair : hey , sweetie . it 's all right , baby . mommy and daddy are here now , ok ? it 's going to be ok . what 's that ? [ scene_break ] clint : i 'm thinking that i should let kevin know about this . of course , i 'm sure that dorian would n't want me to tell him , but , you know , viki , he needs to be prepared , does n't he ? viki : clint , you know something ? i 'm not very comfortable talking about this now . kevin could walk back in at any second . clint : ok , all right . i -- we can figure this out in the morning . viki : if you 'd like , we can tell him together , you know ? try and make him see that -- oh , my god -- despite the circumstances , that -- i mean , it 's a new baby in the family . i mean , it -- it 's a good thing , right ? clint : it 's a very good thing . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana , if you can hear me , i 'm not going to hurt you ! i just want to talk ! she was wearing this tonight . [ scene_break ] kevin : nigel ? where are you ? oh , gee . did you forget your keys ? hmm ? kelly , what are you doing here ? it 's late . kelly : i have something i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] bo : no , no , whoa , whoa . vickers , come here . what happened in there ? david : listen , i think that went really well . did you get that on videotape , because i would like to get a copy . natalie : did you get the guy to confess ? david : start shining your badge , commissioner , and do n't forget who got it back for you . bo : there 's no way i 'll forget because the guy is still sitting in that room right now with the perp . john : might as well talk . we got you anyway . lenny : what just happened ? me and davey were shooting the breeze , talking over old times . john : you forged bo 's signature . you just told vickers -- we got the whole thing on tape . lenny : what ? are you saying davey set me up ? john the way you set up bo , who lost his job and i need you to straighten that out . i need you to straighten that out and i need you to straighten it out now ! you understand me ? lenny : i ca n't help you . i do n't know anything . john : here 's the deal , lenny -- no jail time if you tell me who hired you . just say those two little words -- `` spencer truman . `` [ scene_break ] dorian : spencer . spencer : mm - hmm . dorian : how is starr ? spencer : i have no idea , dorian . todd would n't even let me see her . dorian : oh , i ca n't say that i blame him . spencer : you know , if you 'd been doing your job , then she probably would n't be in this situation . dorian : me ? spencer : if you had been spending the time with her like you were supposed to , she probably would 've stayed home . dorian : how dare you try and blame me for what 's happened . who 's the one who was monopolizing her mother ? excuse me . michael : ah , dorian . do n't you think it 's maybe a good idea to let starr have some time with her parents -- alone ? todd : she 's going to be fine . she 's going to be just fine . besides , she 's got to get her driver permit , become my chauffeur . blair : oh . did you hear that , starr ? you think there 's a possibility in what michael said ? todd : i have no idea . she was underwater a long time . but apparently , we wo n't know anything till she comes out of this . blair : but did he say that -- what her chances are ? todd : no . she 's going to be fine . you know doctors . blair : yeah . yeah , i do . todd : starr ? [ next_on ] kevin : what are you doing here ? what 's wrong ? bo : my first order of business is going to be to help you solve your father 's case . david : the jig 's up , spencer , and you 're going to lose blair . evangeline : look , i do n't want to disturb you -- when i heard about starr -- i 'm so sorry .
spencer walks in as blair is looking at the picture of spencer and a cohort . she manages to hide it before he sees what it is that she is holding . she distracts him by taking him to the bedroom and offering him a massage . he enjoys it but her mind is really on her purse across the room . soon she is digging her nails into his back without thinking . `` ow ! `` he shouts . `` you are hurting me ! `` todd arrives and finds langston at the hospital . todd learns from michael that starr may have brain damage . they ca n't tell yet . todd agrees to call blair but when he does , the phone has ' do not disturb ' on it . todd shows up there as spencer and blair are getting romantic and he pushes the door open ignoring spencer . `` your daughter almost drowned and she may have brain damage ! `` adriana hits rex in the head again with another class object and knocks him out . she runs to the beach . rex gets up and looks at the computer . there is a message on it . he understands now . he goes to the beach looking for her . she sees him as she huddles by the lifesaver 's chair . she decides to run again , but when she starts , she runs right into the arms of the stalker . he lets up on his hold on her and she tears down the beach again . rex finds an accessory that she was wearing that day when he gets near to the lifesaver 's chair . adriana has made it to the street . she is confused and crying . she is disoriented and does n't know what way to go . someone watches her from the bushes . he gets closer and closer to the street . ' lenny the forger ' has been picked up . he is left with david in a room and they talk like old friends . lenny ca n't stand missing a chance to brag and tells david about how he forged and set up the commissioner . john comes in and offers lenny no jail time if he will just come clean with the information that he needs about spencer .
starr : cole , what 's wrong ? did someone find out that you 're undercover ? cole : not exactly . starr : well , what happened ? [ scene_break ] layla : hey , chief , do you need anything ? i guess not . officer : well , somebody knows how to make you smile . [ scene_break ] oliver : i 'm gon na ask you one more time , to leave me alone . if you do n't -- kyle : what ? what ? are you gon na hit me ? it was n't a bad experiment , oliver . it meant something . we meant something . and i know you ... i know you remember . cristian : is this what you wo n't tell layla ? [ scene_break ] téa : it was an amazing date . i could have dealt without the blair part . todd : yeah , she and dorian need to work on their act . téa : i do n't think their livers can take it . todd : are you ready for your case ? téa : i think so . it 's family court so you never know . todd : yeah , especially in this town . hope you do n't get the same crazy judge i did . téa : yeah , me , too . todd : well , good luck . call me when it 's over . i have a celebration planned for us . téa : you that sure i 'm gon na win ? todd : yeah , killer , i am . [ téa chuckles ] [ scene_break ] destiny : do you testify today ? matthew : if téa needs me . destiny : are you ready ? matthew : it 's pretty simple . i mean , i want to walk again . i know the surgery could kill me . destiny : you 're gon na say that ? matthew : i have to . my parents think i do n't know the risks , so i have to tell them . i know i could die . destiny : you wo n't . my brother would n't let it happen . matthew : i know . destiny : nervous ? matthew : kind of . i just wish blackmailing my parents would have worked . that way this could all be avoided and i could just have my surgery for sure . [ scene_break ] nora : oh , i love that one . that one 's just perfect of all of us . clint : everybody 's got their eyes open , big smiles , and there 's no dorian falling down drunk in the background . nora : ha ha ! oh , yeah , that one . oh , here it is . there it is . i want that one framed . clint : yeah , put it out by the moat . keep the animals away from the house . nora : that 's right . oh , clint . look at that . it 's just -- that 's -- i love that of us . clint : my goodness . mrs. buchanan , you are so beautiful . nora : thank you for coming with me today to the hearing . i 'm used to being a prosecutor , not a defendant . clint : i know that . it 'll all be over soon , though . and i have just the thing to help with the recovery . [ scene_break ] [ loud knocking on door ] bo : come in . rex : is this a bad time ? bo : no , no , no . come on in , balsom . so you here to file that restraining order against stacy ? rex : wow , it 's like i have n't seen you in weeks . bo : why ? what happened ? rex : i screwed up . stacy 's pregnant . i mean , can you believe that ? i got gigi 's sister pregnant . [ scene_break ] gigi : schuyler -- schuyler : oh , man . gigi : what are you doing ? schuyler : i do n't know . i do n't know . gigi : this is ... schuyler : unexpected ? gigi : wrong ! schuyler : yeah , that , too . should i just , like , leave now ? will you give me a chance to apologize ? gigi : what were you thinking ? schuyler : i was n't , clearly . i do n't know , i think i heard the word noble , and i just snapped . gigi : just to prove me wrong ? i mean , how could you kiss me like that ? i thought we were friends . are we ? schuyler : yes , yes . gigi : at least i thought so . schuyler : we are . can i plead temporary insanity ? gigi : but why ? why did you do it ? schuyler : i do n't know . i mean , you were sitting there . you were worried about stacy , like any guy would choose her over you , which is just crazy . and next thing i knew -- gigi : weird . schuyler : no . no . that part is n't weird , gigi . i mean , no guy in their right mind would choose stacy over you . [ scene_break ] bo : stacy 's pregnant ? rex : yeah . bo : and you 're the father ? rex : looks like . bo : oh , jeez . how the hell did that happen ? no . never mind . balsom , are you sure ? now , you know , it 's not like stacy would n't fake it . [ rex sighs ] rex : gigi and i were with her when she had the blood test . stacy 's pregnant . bo : and it 's yours ? rex : we 're not positive . we ca n't do a paternity test for a few months . bo : aw , damn . rex : yeah . bo : what are you gon na do ? rex : i got to do the right thing . would n't you ? bo : huh . oh , balsom , these days , i 'm nobody 's idea of a role model . [ scene_break ] nora : what is this ? clint : look , it 's a honeymoon . two weeks at the best spa in all the caribbean . nora : clint , we ca n't go . clint : well , i know that until things are settled with matthew , we ca n't go , but as soon as they are , you 're gon na be totally pampered . i mean , this place has so many rubs and scrubs and soaks , i could n't deal with it so i booked you for all of them . nora : oh , my god , that sounds like heaven . clint : yeah , and you deserved a visit there because you have n't taken an easy breath since matthew 's accident . you know , when you 're not in the spa , you 're gon na be on the beach with me . we 're gon na be drinking things out of coconut shells and having conch fritters . nora : oh , i love those . i 've missed those . clint : they 've missed you , too , nora . nora : oh ... oh , gosh . it 's just -- oh , it would be wonderful . and we do need to spend some time together . clint : we really do . nora : but we ca n't go . [ scene_break ] destiny : guess you 'll have to do it their way . i 'm glad you did n't bust open the big secret . matthew : it would have been brutal , on my mom 's wedding day ? destiny : there would n't have been a wedding , which would have sucked , 'cause the wedding was awesome . matthew : yeah , it was , was n't it ? i mean , once dorian cleared out , it became a real party . for a family thing . oh , you did great , by the way . destiny : yeah ? matthew : yeah , everybody loved you . hi . téa : matthew . good morning , destiny . destiny : hi . matthew : are you ready ? téa : not if you 're keeping secrets from me . matthew : what are you talking about ? téa : if you have something on your parents big enough to blow up your mom 's wedding , i need to know about it . [ scene_break ] rex : i missed gigi 's pregnancy . i missed the first 10 years of shane 's life . bo : but you did n't know about him . rex : okay , but that does n't matter to shane . all he knows is that he did n't have his dad , and i ca n't abandon my kid just because his mom 's a psycho , especially since his mom 's a psycho . bo : yeah . how 's gigi ? rex : shredded . no matter what i say , she thinks that stacy 's gon na come between us . bo : well , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : you 're really surprised ? gigi : yes . i knew that you cared about me , but i did n't think it was like that . i love rex . schuyler : i know . i know . gigi : i mean , that 's obvious , right ? i never sent you a mixed signal ? schuyler : no . you 've been clear . gigi : so what part of `` i love rex `` did n't you get ? [ scene_break ] starr : cole , what happened ? cole : look , it was n't that big a deal . starr : well , you sound funny . if someone found out what you are doing ... if they did , then you have to stop . cole : i promise . no one knows that i 'm working for -- starr : cole , who 's that ? i heard something . is someone there ? cole : yeah . it 's just ... starr : cole , what is it ? if you do n't say something , i 'm going to call 911 . [ scene_break ] oliver : wait a minute -- what the hell 's wrong with you ? the guy was all over me . cristian : i know , fish . oliver : no , you saw . it was assault . cristian : i know you 're gay . oliver : i ca n't get rid of him . cristian : would you stop it already ? i know . kyle : he knows . oliver : look , this guy 's been stalking me . kyle : it 's so sad . cristian : oliver . oliver , you got to stop lying , especially to layla . oliver : i 'm not . cristian : look , i do n't care if you 're gay . there 's nothing wrong with that . but you have to tell her . [ scene_break ] destiny : i know that look on ms. cramer 's face . she 's gon na snatch your man away , whatever it takes . téa : oh ... [ scene_break ] starr : cole , should i call the cops ? cole : no , no . i 'm fine , but i got to go . todd : what kind of trouble is cole in now ? [ scene_break ] john : your mom asked me to come check up on you . cole : what the hell for ? john : hey , watch your mouth , all right ? she 's afraid you 're using again . cole : no , i 'm clean . what is this , pillow talk for you guys ? john : hey , is this how you treat her ? you know , she put you in this nice apartment , she sets you up , she gets you a lawyer that keeps you out of jail . you know , if it were up to me -- cole : i know . you would let me rot in prison , i know . john : hey , do me a favor . just try to stay clean , all right ? cole : yeah , well , next time you want to lecture me , why do n't you knock first ? john : watch the lip ! you know , you tick me off , you tick your mom off , this whole apartment disappears . you got it ? [ scene_break ] starr : leave me alone about cole . todd : no . i mean , he 's got you scared about something , has n't he ? starr : you 're such a pain . todd : well , you 're a mother now . you know what it 's like to worry about your kid , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] john : okay , you still with me ? cole : yeah . they almost caught brody . they searched me . they searched the apartment for a bug . john : yeah , that 's the move . that 's why we do n't have any eyes or ears in your apartment . cole : how 'd you know about their bug ? john : i bugged the hallway in the lobby . i figured if they found it , they 'd just think it was building security . was i in time ? cole : for what ? john : did you say anything on the phone that would blow your cover ? [ scene_break ] nora : you ca n't go on a honeymoon . if matthew wins this case , he 's gon na have that surgery , and as much as bo and i do n't like it , of course we 're gon na be there . clint : well , yeah , you would be there . if it happens , but it 's not . matthew is not going to win . nora : well , you sound awful sure . clint : i am . nora : why ? why are you so sure , clint ? oh , my god . clint , what have you done ? did you bribe a judge ? [ scene_break ] man : no , no . it 's an easy trip from philly . we 're set . i understand what i have to do . all right , let me go . i 've got to go meet my clients right now . yep . [ scene_break ] téa : you need to be straight with me . matthew : i have n't lied about anything . téa : withholding information is as bad as a lie . worse . matthew : no , it 's not . téa : vital information about your parents . matthew : look , it 's got nothing to do with this case . it 's personal , and i ca n't tell you . [ scene_break ] rex : it 'll be hard to keep stacy in line . bo : huh . there 's an understatement . rex : but if she 's the mother of my kid , i 've got to find a way . bo : sure you do . rex : i told stacy that i am there for the baby , not for her . bo : yeah , but they 're the same thing , at least for right now . rex : that 's what gigi said . bo : you know , balsom , i feel for you . rex : i have to figure out a way to keep stacy from messing things up with gigi . any advice ? bo : ha . son , if you 're coming to me , you are in trouble . i 'm not making smart moves these days . rex : i saw in the paper that nora and clint did get married . bo : yeah . rex : did you have a chance to tell nora how you feel ? bo : oh , yeah , i had plenty of chances . rex : so what happened ? bo : i did n't say a single word to stop the wedding . rex : bo , why did n't you speak up ? [ scene_break ] cole : starr -- she kept asking me if i was okay . i told her it would n't be long now . i 'm good . i maybe said the baby once , but i never even said starr 's name . john : okay . that should be fine . that should be fine . we 'll come up with something for `` it wo n't be long `` and `` who are you working for ? `` cole : yeah , this guy 's smart . he already asked about you . it 's a good thing we had that story . john : he 's probably watching you . cole : yeah , he knew that brody had been here twice today . john : what 'd you say ? cole : i told him he did n't have enough cash and had to find an atm . john : good . cole : he heard brody say your name , but i covered that , too . john : it 's trial by fire , all right ? you 're doing good . look at me . you got any doubts , we 'll get you out of this right now , all right ? it 's no problem . cole : no , no . i 'm sticking . john : yeah ? cole : yeah . i mean , it means something that this other guy showed up , right ? and i got their attention . john : yeah , you do . and we already got a line on the guy . cole : who is he ? john : uh - uh . no , he did n't tell you his name , so i 'm not going to , either . cole : why ? john : it 's better this way . you know his name , you slip up , you say it to him , he wonders how you found out . cole : got it . john : well , cole , this game just got a hell of a lot heavier . you got to watch everything you say now . cole : ca n't we get rid of the bug ? john : uh - uh . we do that , they know we found it . cole : right . john : so instead , we use it , all right ? that means you got to check yourself 24/7 , all right ? every action , every word , all right ? no more conversations with starr in the apartment . as a matter of fact , it 's better if you cut off all contact with her . [ scene_break ] todd : mommy 's a little cranky today , is n't she ? [ starr sighs ] todd : daddy 's making her life hard , huh ? starr : cole is fine . could you please just drop it ? todd : that conversation did n't sound fine , starr . if he 's using again -- starr : he 's not . he would n't do anything to screw up our lives now . todd : okay . starr : okay ? todd : okay . starr : okay . todd : guess he 'd be crazy to mess up and miss out on this little one . would n't he ? look at you . look at you . starr : mm - hmm . i know . she 's been so happy . todd : well , she 's a perfect little girl . let 's go to the lizard store and get her one . starr : no . she 's afraid of sam 's stuffed dragon . todd : well , how about a bunny rabbit ? starr : ha ! what put you in such a good mood ? [ scene_break ] téa : matthew , this is different , okay ? it 's family court . all kinds of information you think would n't be relevant is , even very personal things . matthew : well , not this . téa : you ca n't be sure . matthew : it wo n't work . téa : what wo n't work ? matthew : using this against my parents . téa : let me be the judge of that . matthew : trust me . it wo n't work . téa : how can you be sure ? look , matthew , do you want to win this case or not ? matthew : yeah . téa : then should n't i be armed with every weapon i can get ? matthew : you ca n't use this against my parents . téa : i would n't be using it against them , okay ? i know you love your parents , but it is for you . matthew : i already tried to blackmail them with it . téa : oh , well , so much for the love . matthew : i do love them . téa : what happened ? matthew : they told me to go ahead and rat them out . téa : huh . your parents gave you permission to let this be known in public and you wo n't tell me ? matthew : there 's no point if it wo n't make them back off , so what 's the point in telling you ? [ téa sighs ] [ scene_break ] gigi : did you think rex was going back to stacy ? we 're working it out . schuyler : i know . i know that . and i know that 's what you want . gigi , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . can we just -- can we just forget that those 10 seconds ever happened ? i mean , i really do n't want to lose you as a friend . [ scene_break ] bo : i almost said something to nora at the lodge the night before the wedding . rex : and what ? you froze ? bo : no . i kissed her . you know , if jess and brody -- ah -- had n't shown up ... rex : so nora ... it was mutual ? bo : yes , but it does n't matter . rex : how do you know if you did n't tell her what you wanted ? bo : it 's obvious that it did n't matter . rex : did you say , `` do n't marry clint . let 's be together `` ? bo : no . i could n't do that to my brother . rex : oh . but you can kiss his fiancée ? bo : i know . rex : i 'm just saying ... bo : you know ... i even went to see lindsay in prison ... for advice . rex : man , you are in trouble . no way does lindsay want to see you with nora . bo : lindsay told me to go for it . i 'm serious . rex : what else do you need ? bo : i could n't do that to clint . look , nora stopped two weddings where i was the groom , all right ? i did n't like it . it 's humiliating . my brother 's a good man . he does n't deserve that . rex : yeah . bo : nora felt the same way . she does n't want to hurt clint , either . rex : so that 's ... it ? bo : we did what we had to do . rex : even if you love each other ? [ scene_break ] clint : bribe a judge ? nora : yes . clint : well , that 's an asa move that worked pretty well in texas back in the day , but i figured that you would n't really go for it . nora : good call . okay . ah . so no bribery ? clint : no , none . no bribery . nora : okay . wait -- wait a minute . then why are you so sure that matthew wo n't win ? clint : because i have done my homework on this hotshot attorney that you brought in from philadelphia . nora : yeah ? elijah clarke -- he 's supposed to be the best . clint : yes , clarke as in shark , and he is one . nora : well , he has to be if he 's gon na be opposite téa delgado , but that 's the only reason why you think that we 're gon na win ? clint : that and you just happen to be right . nora : you 're just saying that to make me feel good . clint : i know . i 'm doing it every day . is it working ? nora : ha ha ! i love you , clint buchanan . clint : i love you , nora . [ scene_break ] bo : nobody said we 're in love . rex : well , what do you call it ? bo : well , i do n't know how nora feels . rex : she 's kissing you the night before her wedding . take a guess . bo : no . it 's not that simple . rex : yeah . bo : we did the right thing . rex : so you think nora told clint ? bo : no . and i 'm not gon na say anything , either . rex : so what you said to me about lying to gigi ... bo : i 'm not taking my own advice , okay ? like i told you before , i 'm nobody 's role model these days . rex : so what do you do now ? bo : we live our own lives . and we hope to god that clint never finds out about this . [ scene_break ] téa : i am not going to blackmail your parents with this . that is not the reason i need this information . matthew : then what is ? téa : what if someone else knows this thing and uses it in court ? matthew : nobody else knows ... except for ... téa : who ? matthew : rachel . but she would n't say anything . téa : you sure ? matthew : yeah . téa : this is a deep , serious thing . it 's pretty big , is n't it ? matthew : i 'd say that . téa : okay , then it goes to your parent 's state of mind . if they 're distracted , if there 's anything that could be clouding their judgment , that could be affecting their ability to make the decision about your surgery , then it 's relevant . you see ? matthew : kind of . téa : matthew ... do you want to win this case ? matthew : yes ! téa : then give me the tools i need to win it . matthew : what do you think ? destiny : you should tell her . this is the time . [ scene_break ] oliver : no , there 's nothing to tell layla . i 'm not gay . this freak -- cristian : he 's not a freak . and neither are you . so you kissed him back ? so what ? you 're gay . what 's the big deal , oliver ? layla needs to know . oliver : no . no way . cristian : do you care about her ? then do right by her . tell her yourself . please do n't let me be the one to do it . oliver : do n't come near me again . you hear me ? kyle : loud and clear . do n't worry . we 're done , oliver . oliver : good . [ cristian sighs ] cristian : you okay ? kyle : i 'm in love with a guy who hates the fact that he loves me . he 'd rather force himself into an impossible situation with a woman ... rather than just come out and tell the truth . cristian : so , not okay ? kyle : no . it 's definitely not . none of this is okay . [ scene_break ] rex : you know , that 's what i said about stacy -- '' i hope gigi never finds out . `` bo : yeah , but i do n't think nora and i left a trail . [ telephone beeps ] bo : buchanan . all right , thanks , layla . my lawyer 's here . i got to be in court this morning . rex : your lawyer ? bo : matthew 's suing nora and me . rex : what ? bo : he wants to have surgery , the spinal surgery that can either help him walk again or it could kill him . and the success rate of the surgery , it 's not all that great . matthew does n't want to hear it . we 're just two selfish , stupid people who want to keep him in a wheelchair for the rest of his life . rex : wow , bo , way to bury the lead . bo : well , like i told you , it 's been one of those weeks . rex : man , i am so sorry . can i do anything to help ? you want me to talk to matthew ? bo : no , it wo n't do any good . you know , this thing just has to play out . [ rex sighs ] rex : good luck . bo : good luck to you , too , balsom . and hey , do n't let stacy screw this up with you and gigi . rex : i wo n't . [ scene_break ] gigi : how can we be friends , schuyler ? schuyler : we pretend the kiss never happened , pretend it was the office christmas party or something . gigi : does that ever work ? schuyler : yes . i do n't -- no -- i do n't know . it 's a boneheaded move . gigi : yeah , it was ! i depend on you ! you 're the reason that we caught on to stacy . you 're the reason i got back together with rex . schuyler : yeah , glad to help . gigi : this is so weird . schuyler : well , it does n't have to be . believe me , after this painful dissection , i 'm completely over it . erase it . it never happened . gigi : good . 'cause i do n't want to lose you as a friend , either . [ scene_break ] john : the less you involve starr , the better . you do n't want these guys anywhere near her or hope . cole : but asher knows she 's my girlfriend . wo n't he wonder why i 'm not talking to her ? john : you say manning wo n't let you see her . you know , it 's not like he has n't done it before . you want to get her away from him . that 's why you need this job . it 's gon na take a little time . in the meantime , she 's off limits . cole : yeah , i do n't want those creeps anywhere near my girls . john : look , i 'll talk to starr . i 'll make sure she understands . cole : all right , thanks , john . john : you be careful . cole : hey , john , do me a favor . tell starr i love her . [ cole sighs ] [ scene_break ] starr : so it ca n't be mom who 's put you in this good mood , so it has to be téa . todd : starr , i 'm not talking to you about my love life right now . starr : it 's téa . todd : yes . starr : right . okay . but could you please explain to me how you can have sex with mom in the cabana and then all of a sudden , it 's all about téa ? todd : sex with your mom in the cabana was a mistake . we both agree on that . and you know what drives me crazy , is that you actually heard about it at all . starr : well , then do n't talk in front of baby monitors . you have to tell me , what 's going on ? todd : no . that 's very awkward . i 'm not gon na do that . starr : well , how do you think i feel ? so you 're with téa now ? todd : yeah . do you have a problem with that ? [ scene_break ] matthew : so this thing -- you ca n't tell anybody . téa : i 'm your attorney , matthew . nobody can force me to tell them anything that you 've told me . destiny : attorney client privilege ? téa : exactly . matthew : they did say it was n't that big of a deal . téa : if they were ready for you to tell it before , then they 'd have to assume you were gon na tell your lawyer . people tell their lawyers everything . matthew : okay . destiny and i ... saw my mom and dad ... making out the night before my mom married my uncle clint . [ scene_break ] cristian : so this is what you meant when you said fish was using layla ? kyle : yeah . cristian : he was using her to try to convince himself that he 's straight . kyle : exactly . cristian : so that letter he wrote you , it was about the promises that he made to you , not some girl ? kyle : that 's right . cristian : wow . i 'm sorry , man . but look , when he tells layla the truth , you know , he can come around . kyle : do n't count on him telling layla . cristian : he 's that scared ? kyle : yeah . but i meant what i said . we 're done . you can wait on layla but -- cristian : oh , no . me wait on layla ? no . that 's not me . kyle : you 're almost as bad as oliver . cristian : what is that supposed to mean ? kyle : you 're lying to yourself , brother , if you think you do n't have feelings for layla . [ scene_break ] oliver : hey . layla : hey , you . the flowers are so gorgeous . thank you . oliver : you 're welcome . layla : your locker room posse has been talking smack to me all morning . oliver : i 'm so sorry . they 're jealous , right ? layla : completely . oliver : sorry if they were cavemen . layla : i 'll get used to it . i do n't mind everybody knowing that we 're together . oliver : really ? 'cause you said -- layla : forget it . i 'm proud to be your girl . oliver : hey , layla , can we go somewhere in private ? layla : honey , i 'd love to get you alone , but it 's my first week on the job , and i do n't think i could play hooky for the afternoon . oliver : it wo n't take long . i just -- i have something i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] nora : elijah clarke , this is matthew 's father , bo buchanan , and this is my husband , clint buchanan . clint : hi . elijah : pleasure , gentlemen . bo : uh , as i understand it , you reached out to nora about this . elijah : i did , i did . i confess this case really intrigued me . nora : yeah , it was a happy coincidence . he was on my short list . elijah : huh . well , actually , i 'm surprised you had n't already found an attorney . nora : we were kind of hoping that matthew would back off of this . elijah : well , he still might . bo : i would n't count on that . elijah : i have n't . clint : hey , come on , the law 's got to be on our side . elijah : oh , sure . i anticipate winning on precedent alone . nora : and then there 's téa delgado . elijah : oh , i know . i 'm really looking forward to her . bo : well , that 's one of us . elijah : do n't worry . i 'm very familiar with ms. delgado 's work . she wo n't be a problem . [ scene_break ] téa : so you went to your parents with this and they still would n't sign a consent form ? matthew : no . they said go right ahead to my uncle clint and tell him , that they 'd pay the consequences , 'cause it 's better than letting me die . téa : you see , this is how badly they want to win . this is how hard they 're willing to fight . matthew : i know . téa : matthew , are you sure you want this ? because it could get very ugly . matthew : i know . téa : i 'm gon na have to get down in the trenches . matthew : yeah , but not with this . you ca n't use this against my parents . [ scene_break ] gigi : i am fine with you and téa or whoever you want to see . just do n't bug me about cole . todd : gee , starr , i 'm your father . i 'm trying to help you . starr : well , i do n't want your help . you 're a lousy role model . ha ha ! actually , cole and i have a good relationship , surprisingly , and i want you to stay out of it , okay ? john : hey . starr , could i talk to you a minute ? todd : go ahead and talk . starr : is it about cole ? todd : of course it 's about cole . what 's he done now ? starr : dad , please back off . todd : all right . i 'll check on the paper . john : hey . starr : hey . i just got off the phone with him not too long ago , and it freaked me out because it sounded like there was someone there and -- john : yeah , that was me . i told him to hang up . cole 's fine , but his apartment 's bugged . starr : oh , my god . john : it 's under control , all right ? but it 's not safe for you two to be seeing each other , not until this is over . starr : even if we 're careful ? john : even if you 're careful . if anybody asks why you 're not seeing him , just tell 'em your dad wo n't let you , all right ? that 's -- that 's the best way to keep you and the baby out of it . starr : okay . done . john : yeah ? listen , if you need anything , all right , you call me . i 'll try to keep you updated . starr : okay . i just want cole to come home so he can be with us and be safe . john : he 'll be there . something else . starr : what ? john : cole said to tell you he loves you . [ scene_break ] schuyler : so , uh , we 're good ? gigi : i would n't say good , but we 're okay . schuyler : thanks . um , well , you know , i 'm here for you when things get rough with stacy , with the baby . you do n't need to be `` good `` about it with me . gigi : that 'll be a relief . schuyler : okay , call me if you need anything . zero weirdness , i promise . deal ? gigi : deal . rex : what 's the deal , kids ? [ scene_break ] layla : okay . i 'm set for a few minutes . so , what 's up ? oliver : um , nothing . layla : what ? oliver : no , really , it can wait . [ scene_break ] cristian : no , i 'm not lying about layla . kyle : dude , come on , you 're into her . cristian : she 's my roommate . i 'm looking out for her , that 's all . kyle : yeah , it 's more than that . cristian : no , it 's not more than that . look , man , she 's into oliver . but what worries me is that she 's gon na be really bummed out about this . she thought she finally found the right man , a good man . kyle : she did . i mean , oliver 's a great guy . cristian : yeah , for the right guy . kyle : well , that 's his problem now . i 'm done pushing him . i mean , if he wants to use layla to try to hide , it 's his business . cristian : no , because i ca n't let that happen . [ scene_break ] layla : oliver , are you sure ? because it sounded important . oliver : no . it can totally wait until after work . john : fish , when you 're done there , my office . oliver : on my way . i got to go . layla : do n't work too hard . i want you to be rested for tonight . cristian 's working late , probably all night . [ scene_break ] kyle : you wo n't have to do anything , cristian . oliver ca n't keep this lie going . layla will figure it out . cristian : what if she does n't ? [ scene_break ] oliver : we have the apartment to ourselves , all night ? layla : all night . oliver : it 's a date . layla : see you . [ scene_break ] todd : wait a minute . is everything all right ? starr : yes . but if i were you , i 'd worry about your own safety . todd : why , is john on the warpath for me ? starr : no . if you and téa are getting together , mom is going to freak out . [ scene_break ] matthew : what are you writing down ? téa : oh , nothing . this is just for my memory . it 's shorthand . no one else can read this , so ... matthew : you ca n't bring up my mom and dad 's kiss in court . it will only hurt my uncle , and it 's not gon na change their minds , so there 's no point in using it . [ scene_break ] gigi : schuyler and i just made a bet . schuyler : i 'm late for work . i 've got to go . rex : great idea . schuyler : see ya . gigi : bye . huh . rex : so what 's that guy 's deal ? does he , like , hide in the bushes and wait for me to leave ? gigi : how 's stacy ? rex : still pregnant . she did n't have the abortion . gigi : well , we knew she would n't . rex : she was looking pretty bad this morning , though , morning sickness . sorry . you do n't need to hear that . gigi : no . rex ? rex : yeah ? gigi : we said that from now on , we would tell each other everything . rex : yeah . gigi : so you should know ... schuyler just kissed me .
john goes and tells cole that he has to be extremely careful now that his new apartment is bugged . and that might include having no more contact with starr . todd overhears his daughter talking to her baby 's father and tells her he 's `` concerned `` . tea goes to talk to matthew and destiny about his case . while clint tells nora he 's hired a lawyer who can defeat tea , tea is able to persuade matthew to tell her about the `` leverage `` that he attempted to use against his parents . he admits to her that he observed his parents making out the night before her wedding to his uncle . at that point , tea knows she can discredit bo and nora in their case , knowing that . gigi has a real dilemma knowing she loves rex yet he has gotten stacy pregnant . nobody knows about the miscarriage . and schuyler is , once again , there for gigi . he kisses her and she admits to rex that it happened . cristian `` catches `` fish and kyle together and tells fish he knows that he 's gay and he 's lying to layla .
tess : jessica ? is that you crying ? jessica : you selfish fool . you 've ruined it , tess . you 've ruined everything . antonio : what are you doing ? jessica : she 's killing us , antonio . she 's killing us both . nash : tess ? bad dream ? tess : yeah . yeah , but it 's over now . [ scene_break ] layla : `` not right for the role `` ? where does he get off telling me i ca n't play a middle - aged nun ? angelina jolie is , like , two years older than colin farrell . i mean , and she played his mother . two weeks ago this hack was -- antonio : excuse me . i 'm looking for the manager . waiter : i 'll see if she 's available . antonio : thank you . listen to me . the p.i . said this was the last place that jessica was spotted , ok ? i do n't need you freaking out when i speak to the managers . i need to make a good impression here . layla : they why 'd you wear that shirt ? antonio : ok , look , i 'm sorry about your audition , but right now , all i care about is finding jessica . is that all right with you ? layla : no . actually , it 's not . [ scene_break ] john : whoa . michael : rise and shine , cupcake ! john : what the hell 's wrong with you ? i could have shot you . you do that one more time , i will shoot you . michael : yeah , if your breath does n't kill me first . hey , you want to put the gun away , tough guy ? john : yeah . what are you doing here ? michael : you look like crap . john : yeah , well , i feel like crap . michael : yeah . drink this . you 're dehydrated . john : i feel like -- michael : you 're going to ralph , are n't you ? huh ! pathetic , john . totally pathetic . hey , you need me to hold your hair , sweetheart ? [ john retches ] michael : you picked a hell of a time to check out , john . [ scene_break ] natalie : hello ? is anybody there ? help me , please ! [ scene_break ] tess : well , what ? what are you looking at ? nash : i 'm looking at you . tess : ok , i 'll play . nash : is this uncomfortable for you ? tess : oh , come on . you were n't that bad . nash : no , i mean , you know , being this close . tess : it 's kind of a new thing for me , and -- kind of used to being the aggressor . nash : really ? tess : really . nash : really ? tess : mm - hmm . nash : hmm . so tell me about that bad dream of yours . tess : pandas . nash : pandas ? tess : yeah , they 're tricky . they totally freaked me out . nash : must have been some big pandas . tess : it was a gang of them , actually , and they had knives and they were using sarcasm . nash : oh . tess : it was awful . nash : i am in trouble , are n't i ? tess : that makes two of us , buddy . [ scene_break ] antonio : i am here to find jessica , end of story . layla : end of your story . forgive me for being disappointed about my audition . antonio : that was about a job . jessica is about my life . layla : my career is my life . antonio : you do n't have a career . layla : and from what i 've seen , you do n't have a jessica . i 've seen pictures , i 've heard about this goddess among women , but i have n't seen a whole lot of her . hmm , not in new york , either . do you have any clue where this love of your life might be , stud ? antonio : bringing you was a mistake . layla : i 'm just keeping it real . and if you want to live in denial , that 's your play . antonio : really ? and what exactly am i denying ? layla : oh , i do n't know -- you lay mucho dinero on this skeevy p.i . to track down your girlfriend , who has you chasing your tail in an overpriced new york bistro . i do n't know who 's taking you for a bigger ride -- the p.i . or jessica . antonio : hey , you know , i 'll be honest with you . i do n't understand half of what comes out of your mouth , but maybe if you cared about someone half as much as you care about yourself , you 'd understand . how 's that for keeping it real ? here . layla : i am so not waiting in the car . antonio : you 're driving the car back to llanview . goodbye . [ scene_break ] john : you still here ? michael : you want to tell me what last night was all about ? john : you want to stop yelling in my ear ? how 'd you get in here , anyway ? michael : roxy let me in . she 's a little freaked out . and we were both wondering how you getting hammered is going to help bring natalie home . john : i know . michael : while you 're taking time out of your day for the porcelain bus over there , natalie 's still missing . john : hey , look , i had a little too much to drink , all right ? michael : john -- john : cut me some slack . michael : you had way too much to drink . you have a problem . you got to deal with it fast . this is not just your life you 're going to screw up , pal . natalie ? she 's going to end up dead . [ scene_break ] bo : looks a lot different from back here , huh ? evangeline : yeah . now i see why people hate defense attorneys . from this side of the courtroom , it 's hard to understand how anyone could represent the likes of hayes barber . bo : yeah . do you think that he told his lawyer where he 's holding natalie ? evangeline : i doubt it . he would be compelled to tell if he knew . god , i hate being the victim . bo : you going to be ok when they bring hayes in ? evangeline : oh , please . watching that maniac get arraigned is the least i can do for natalie . how 's viki holding up ? bo : well , her doctor told her to stay away from all of this . i 've got a guard on her . evangeline : ca n't imagine that went over well . bo : uh - uh . i about half expect her to show up anyway . marcie . it 's nice to see you 're feeling good again . rex : yo -- [ rex whistles ] rex : what about me ? the psycho tried to punch my ticket , too , remember ? bo : mm - hmm . and now i have to worry about you trying to punch his . marcie : hi . hugh : hey . marcie : are you ready ? hugh : absolutely . bo : i thought nora would be here . hugh : yeah , she 's stuck with another case . it 's just a simple arraignment . barber can either plead guilty , not guilty , or not guilty by reason of insanity . roxy : i do n't want to hear about that plea junk . you got to make him tell me where he left my daughter . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh ! [ scene_break ] layla : no way i 'm going home . antonio : i do n't have time for this . i 'll take the train home later . layla : just like that ? antonio : layla , this is important , ok ? jessica might be in trouble . layla : how long are you planning on waiting on your lady fair , romeo ? what if there is no dragon to slay ? antonio : what the hell are you talking about ? layla : the woman does n't call , you do n't know where she is . she 's got you sniffing all over new york looking for her . hey , einstein , has it ever occurred to you that jessica does n't want to be found ? antonio : you know what ? despite what you think , you do n't know anything about me , and you certainly do n't know anything about my relationship with jessica . layla : hmm . oh , i know relationships . antonio : huh ! yeah , right , you do . you 're a kid , ok ? you got your head above the clouds and some big romantic ideas from the movies and -- and plays that you see . that 's what you think love is all about . layla : well , i know how this story ends , sweetheart . boy loves girl , girlfriend freaks and runs to the big city , boy chases girl , girl breaks his heart and dumps his sorry butt . [ scene_break ] nash : all right , so do we dump it and eat the loss or ride it out ? all right , dump it . hey , we 'll make it up on the other end . oh , come on , i got a charmed life , you know that . tess : what do those red arrows mean ? nash : well , the red arrows are my profits going down the tube . tess : wow . so you 're losing money and you 're still smiling . what gives ? nash : well , that 's how the markets work . you win some , you lose a lot . but , hey , you got to be brave to survive the urban jungle , right ? tess : i think one of us better get a real job , pronto . and it 's a good thing that i 'm going to nail that job i 'm interviewing for today . nash : the fashion designer thing ? tess : i faxed them my résumé , greased them over the phone . they love me , i know it . nash : well , it 's new york city . you never can tell . tess : i can tell . nash : hmm . tess : it 's just this entry - level position . but give me a week , and i 'll be running the joint . nash : you are so overqualified for this . tess : what , you do n't think that i can climb the corporate ladder ? nash : oh , i think you got a jet pack and you 're going to burn that ladder on your way up . tess : sounds like you really believe in me or something . nash : i am counting on you to keep me in the style to which i have become accustomed . [ scene_break ] john : you brought coffee . now get out . michael : you do n't see this as being just a little messed up ? hey , bo practically has to force you to take a day off , and the best you can come up with is going out and getting plowed ? john : how do you know about that ? michael : i checked up on my big brother . forgive me . john : you know what , mike ? i do n't need you tracking me . michael : johnny , i do n't know what 's going on with you and natalie . obviously , you do n't know what 's going on with you and natalie . john : obviously . michael : everybody can see that her not being back -- it 's messing with you . now , i can see , because i know you well enough . i can see that you 're drowning , johnny . and all that crap with caitlin , evangeline , dad , or whatever else it is you 've decided you 're responsible for in the world . john : hey . michael : let me tell you something , john . something 's going to break , and i 'm afraid it 's going to be you . john : leave it alone , mike . michael : well , maybe you like going out and beating the crap out of yourself night after night . john : i said drop it , ok ? michael : let me tell you something . evangeline dumping you -- best thing she ever did . let 's face it , johnny , you 're damaged goods . sometimes i think you like it that way . john : yeah ? you know what i 'd like ? i 'd like for you to get out . and i 'd like you not to come back till christmas . [ scene_break ] roxy : you make him tell -- rex : roxy -- roxy : you make -- hey ! stop it ! stop it ! you do n't get it ! this sicko goes to the judge , tells the guy he 's nuts , he gets to walk after everything that he did ? look , we do n't even know if natalie is alive . rex : roxy , you 've got to chill . the judge is going to be here . roxy : i ca n't because she 's all alone , and you know how freaked out she gets when it 's dark . ca n't let him get away with it . bo : roxy , look , we 're doing all we can to make hayes tell us where natalie is . roxy : well , just beat it out of him . get a phone book and hit him with it , because it does n't leave any marks . rex : that 's not a bad idea . ok , then again , maybe it 's a good thing that we 're all here and calm . roxy : what , calm ? i 'm not calm . why ? why is it a good idea ? bo : look , this clown likes an audience . he has n't had one in his cell . rex : maybe this guy 'll come out here and make himself feel big by telling us how he 's smarter than us , how he 's been keeping natalie alive someplace and we could n't find her . roxy : commish , just be honest with me . do you think she 's still kicking ? bo : i do n't see natalie checking out without a fight . come on . come on , let 's get a seat . roxy : ok . roxy : you son of a bitch . you son of a bitch , you tell me where my baby is ! you tell me what happened to her ! you tell me ! roxy : tell me where she is , you psychotic bum ! rex : roxy , stop , he 's not going to give us anything . huh ? man : hugh , you are lucky the judge did n't see that . hugh : are you planning your appeal ? good . because we got your client cold . i hope he likes orange . he 'll be wearing it a long time . listen , i know you 're upset about your daughter -- roxy : you 're just a lawyer . you do n't know squat . bo : roxy , look , if you keep this up , you could end up helping hayes ' case . we 'll be no closer to finding natalie . rex : believe me , i 'd take this guy out myself if i could . bo : yeah , and he knows that . this is the best way to deal with hayes . rex : right . this is the best way to handle it . roxy : you know , you disappoint me . i raised you to be a pit bull . rex : well , the commish has been keeping me on a short leash . he actually knows what he 's talking about . go figure . [ scene_break ] marcie : look at him . he 's just sitting there . he looks so smug . evangeline : yeah . i 'll bet he 's setting up his insanity plea . marcie : did you just see that ? evangeline : yeah , i did , but the judge wo n't . look , hayes ' only chance is to convince the judge that he 's incompetent to stand trial . marcie : i ca n't believe any of this , evangeline . i ca n't believe that i went to high school with him , that he -- that he killed all those people . i mean , how could i have worked with him all that time and never seen any of it ? evangeline : well , look at all he did to cover his tracks . he had major reconstructive surgery . i mean , he took on a whole other life . marcie : i guess you 're right . you looking for john ? evangeline : yeah . marcie : i thought he 'd be here , too . evangeline : i 'll be back . marcie : ok . [ scene_break ] michael : you 're out of milk . john : you know , that box was there when i moved in . michael : how come you 're not at the arraignment ? i mean , barber 's being arraigned today . you 're acting like it 's any other monday . john : they do n't need me there until the trial starts . michael : what are you hiding from , john ? i know this hayes guy -- i know he does n't have you spooked . but he does have natalie . he might let something slip , something that only you -- only you could pick up on , john . john : barber 's lawyer is looking for any excuse he can get to declare a mistrial . michael : so what are you going to do , john ? you going to jump back in that bottle ? john : no . mike , i 'm going into the station and i 'm going to reassign the task force to stop pursuing barber and start looking for natalie . that 's what i 'm going to do . michael : i just wish you 'd talk to me , john . john : what the hell do you want me to say ? michael : tell me why you ca n't face barber . john : i 'm afraid i 'm going to kill him . [ scene_break ] antonio : you never met jessica . layla : i do n't have to meet her . i can see how she 's treating you . antonio : who the hell do you think you are ? layla : hmm . getting defensive ? i must have hit a sore spot . antonio : you 're about to hit the road -- without my car . layla : hmm -- so much for being the best agent i ever had . antonio : you know what ? maybe you should have slept with that producer . layla : that hurts . antonio : i 'm sorry . that was a cheap shot . layla : no . i started it . you really think i 'm a diva ? antonio : would that be a good thing or a bad thing ? layla : i certainly have the makings of a diva , but the calling - me - a - kid thing has gotten old . and it pushes my buttons . antonio : hmm . and you 're way above that . layla : i 've pushed a few . but i probably should be easy on jessica . like you said , i 've never met her . and i 'm sure she 's lovely . antonio : you ca n't help yourself , can you ? layla : i 'm trying . do n't i get points for that ? what do you say ? truce ? man : hello . i 'm told you 're looking for the manager . antonio : yes . man : i 'm sorry , she 's unavailable at the moment . is there something i can help you with ? antonio : hopefully . i 'm looking for -- for this woman . [ scene_break ] tess : yes , hi . i faxed over a résumé for the executive assistant job . but once you meet me , you 're going to stop looking . huh . well , you sound like lots of fun , too . my name ? it 's tess . oh -- um -- yeah , the one on the application -- that 's my legal name . it 's -- jessica . jessica buchanan . yeah , but i go by tess . ok ? perfect . well , i 'll see you then . oh , my god , there is a hot man dripping in my living room . nash : huh . tess : guess who has a job interview today . nash : i do n't know . why do n't you tell me -- jessica ? tess : you 're lucky you look so yummy in this towel . otherwise , i 'd have to spank you for listening in . nash : ok . so i 'm just going to pretend that you did n't just apply for a job using your dead twin sister 's name ? tess : i thought that you liked it that i was mysterious . nash : mysterious , yeah -- creepy , not so . tess : what do you want from me ? nash : after last night , i want everything . ok , look . i do n't know what it 's like to have a twin sister , never mind what it 's like to lose one . tess : i 'm over it , ok ? nash : is it something you can just get over ? because -- ok . i 'm asking too many questions again , huh ? so i 'll stop . i wo n't be possessive , i wo n't ask about your past . i 'll just take what you give me and hope that you 're everything i need you to be , and i 'll pray that i do n't wake up some day and realize that you 've been nothing but a dream , not real at all . tess : pretty scary , right ? nash : yeah . but i 'll call you tess or jess or whatever you want me to call you and i 'll knock out guys in restaurants because they hassle you . i wo n't ask about your money or how you got it or how , where , when , or why you come and go as you want . what ? tess : you 're messing with my head here , this whole reverse psychology b.s . that you 're pulling to get me to tell you things that i do n't want to ? nash : i am not . tess : you think that just because i used jessica 's name and social security number , i 'm trying to cover up something , right ? nash : actually , i did n't know about the social security number . tess : there you go . you see ? you already have stuff that you can use against me . nash : and why would i do that ? tess : because that 's what everybody has done my whole entire life . they 've locked me in a box , used personal information against me to make me disappear . do you have any idea what i have gone through just even to be free , to take a breath , to exist ? nash : `` exist `` -- i have no idea what you 're talking about . tess : and i do n't feel like i have to explain it . why ca n't you just love me for who i am ? [ scene_break ] antonio : she was seen last on july 29 here at this restaurant . man : she looks familiar . antonio : there was an altercation that evening . this gentleman , todd manning , was arrested for disorderly conduct . man : him , i remember , yeah . i was working that night . antonio : ok , good . so , did you see her ? man : yes , yes , i think so , but i think she left before the fight started . antonio : ok , did she have any contact with manning ? man : i do n't usually keep tabs on all our patrons . i let the cops handle it . antonio : ok . i 'll get in touch with the arresting officer . where 's the closest precinct ? man : on 34th street . is that all ? antonio : yeah . thanks . layla : i 'm impressed . that was very `` nypd blue , `` `` l.a . confidential . `` [ phone rings ] layla : i could be a cop . antonio : yeah . oh , this is huge . what have you got ? oh , this is great . yeah , just call me back if you dig up anything else . all right . ok , the p.i . got a hit on jessica 's social security number -- some background check on an application for some fashion designer here in town . layla : well , i thought you said she was a reporter . antonio : i got the address . give me the keys . layla : forget it . you 're too pumped up to drive , and i want to be a smash on broadway , but not like that . fine , but i 'm coming with you . i love this whole `` cops `` stuff . i 'll take shotgun . [ scene_break ] michael : did something happen with you and barber you 're not telling me about ? john : yes , something happened . i nearly choked him to death . no one saw . michael : oh , well , that 's -- that 's just great , john ! yeah , then it 's ok , right ? what , are you nuts ? please , tell me that this is not something that this jerk can use to get off the hook with . john : worst case , it might bring some heat from i.a . michael : well , i guess i -- i understand why you did it . john : he 's got natalie , mike . michael : yeah , and his corpse is going to tell us how to get her back , where she is . john : that 's the only thing that stopped me . michael : this is not good , john . john : oh , there 's more . michael : ok . um -- i 'm going to sit down for this . ok , hit me . john : well , at the height of my little drinking binge , i decided -- i decided , well , i needed to talk to evangeline . michael : man . when you decide to torch your life , you do not mess around . i 'm telling you , johnny , i would 've paid money to see that . john : you realize i have a gun , right ? michael : you realize that 's pathetic , right , john ? drunken booty call on your ex ? john : i did n't call . michael : you did n't ? john , you went over there ? wow . huh . how 'd that work out for you ? yeah -- obviously not the way you planned , seeing as i found you passed out here . john : we talked . michael : you do n't remember any of it , do you ? john : not much . some . enough . michael : oh . you did n't beg . please , johnny , tell me you did n't beg because if you did , i 'm telling you , i got to find a new hero . john : i realized she deserves better than me , mike . michael : john ? i 'm going to court with marcie today . you know hayes barber is n't the guy who 's going to take you out . john : i 'm doing that all by myself , right ? michael : so stop it right now , john . come with me . come to court . face barber . i got your back , brother . big time . [ scene_break ] bo : he 's going to go with insanity , right ? hugh : yeah , there 's not much else . bailiff : all rise . this is case number 45dsw321 , the commonwealth of pennsylvania vs. hayes barber , the honorable judge howard lee presiding . judge : be seated . hugh : your honor , if it pleases the court , the prosecution would like to make a rather unorthodox request . we believe a woman 's life depends on it . [ scene_break ] natalie : damn it , no ! why has n't anyone found me ? [ scene_break ] tess : ok , let 's not freak out here . i did n't mean `` love `` like how you mean it when you say it to somebody when you -- nash : it 's ok . i know exactly what you meant . you 've never been in a relationship before , have you ? tess : well , i just do n't understand why people get so hung up on words like `` love `` and `` relationship . `` i do n't -- nash : i 'll take that as a no . you are so beautiful . tess : ah , you 're just saying that because you think you 're going to get some . nash : i do n't think i 'll ever figure you out . tess : are you complaining ? nash : uh - uh - uh . i 'm giving in . you do n't know me . it 's hard for me to do . tess : hmm . you have some secrets ? anything you want to tell me ? nash : uh - uh . i 'm an open book . tess : and i 'm not . just ca n't it be enough that i 'm here ? do you have to know every little dirty corner of my life to believe in me , to be with me ? do i have to -- nash : i just want you to be who you are . [ scene_break ] judge : you may proceed , mr. hughes . hugh : your honor , the state has reason to believe that the accused is still holding yet another victim and he 's the only person who can tell us if she 's dead or alive . lawyer : your honor , the presumption of guilt here is astounding . my client -- judge : is entitled to a fair trial , which he will receive . take your seats , gentlemen . bo : it was worth a shot . judge : hayes barber . you stand charged with the kidnapping and attempted murder of rex balsom and marcie walsh . how do you plead ? lawyer : my client pleads not guilty by reason of insanity , your honor . [ gallery reacts ] rex : are you kidding me ? [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : order ! mr. hughes ? hugh : your honor , the state would like the court to know that these are only the first in a series of charges that will be leveled against mr. barber . they 'll include multiple homicides , three counts of attempted murder , conspiracy , unlawful imprisonment , and kidnapping . and these charges are being presented to a grand jury later today . judge : duly noted . mr. barber , you will be remanded to corrections for a psychiatric assessment to determine if you are fit to stand trial . see you in court , gentlemen . roxy : your honor ? rex : roxy -- roxy : stop it . stop . i need to say something . judge : who are you ? roxy : i 'm just a mother of the missing girl , natalie vega . lawyer : your honor -- judge : perhaps your client needs to hear this . please , go on . roxy : thank you , your honor . my little girl is missing . and this guy is the only one who knows where she is . and he 's already told the cops that he has her and that he 's tortured her . now , nobody has any idea whether she 's alive . either way , what i need is i need to bring my daughter back . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm going to die here . [ scene_break ] layla : this is 600 west 66th street , but is this the right office ? antonio : this is the address the p.i . gave me . hopefully , with any luck at all , jessica will be here any minute . [ scene_break ] tess : i 'm not going to make my interview , am i ? nash : where is it ? tess : 600 west 66th street . nash : well , you better get going . tess : yeah , yeah , you 're probably right , but -- oops . look -- look what i did . i 'm such a bad girl . [ scene_break ] roxy : half the people in this courtroom are here because they 're nuts about natty . and that 's the kind of kid she is . and she 's so special , she 's t two moms . and i 'm proud to say that i 'm one of them . they got rules and laws to protect this guy 's rights -- well , what about natalie 's rights ? and the cops ca n't seem to get him to spill any information , but maybe you can . because either way , i got to find out what happened to my baby . judge : is your client willing to address the issue of the missing woman , counselor ? lawyer : your honor , the mental health of my client is questionable at best . i 'm not even sure he understands what i 'm asking him . judge : i 'm sorry for your loss , but i 'm afraid that there 's nothing more this court can do . rex : are you -- this is where my taxes go . you 're pathetic -- judge : i 'll add my prayers to those hoping for your daughter 's safe return . this court is adjourned for a 10-day recess to complete the psychiatric exam of the defendant . hayes : you 'll never find her . marcie : hugh , do you think he 's going to pass the psych test ? hugh : depends on how good an actor he is . marcie : well , he managed to fool a lot of people for a really long time . hugh : hey , you look like you could use a break from all this . let me buy you some coffee , all right ? marcie : ok . roxy : boy , i really screwed up , did n't i ? bo : oh , hey . you did just fine , roxy . marcie : what are you doing here ? michael : oh , i talked to your brother ron . he said you 'd be here . marcie , i -- i thought that we were going to do this together . marcie : well , i kind of needed to do this on my own . hugh : you ready to go , marcie ? marcie : yeah . i 'll see you around ? michael : yeah . see you around . [ scene_break ] john : hey , you -- bo : you look like i feel . john : yeah , well , see what happens when you tell me to take the night off ? bo : yeah , did you get any perspective on this case ? john : i 'll tell you when my ears stop ringing . bo : hmm . you know , you missed evangeline . she was wondering about you . i think she 's looking for you right now . john : probably figures i 'm in a gutter somewhere . bo : did you two go out last night ? john : no , she was at home . bo : you drunk - dialed her ? john : actually , i stopped by . bo : ooh . bet that sobered you up in a hurry . john : not as much as all this did today . roxy : hey , johnny . listen , you 're natty 's last hope . promise me you 'll bring her home , please ? bo : we 'll find her , roxy . rex : come on , rox . let 's go give viki an update . roxy : yeah , it 's a good thing the doctor did n't let her go out because it could 've killed her , because i know it 's killing me . bo : i 'll see you back at the office . john : ok . evangeline : you made it . john : yeah , i made it . evangeline : just being in the same room with that barber was intense . it 's almost too much to imagine that natalie is still out there somewhere suffering through this , if she 's even -- john : we 're going to find her . evangeline : you have to do whatever it takes to bring her back , john . find her no matter what you have to do , and then you nail this son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] natalie : john , where are you ? you 've got to find me . please . help me . [ next_on ] blair : what are you going to do if asa has n't taken care of margaret ? margaret : as far as blair is concerned , all you have to do is kill her . antonio : i 'm supposed to meet a friend of mine here , jessica buchanan . tess : bye - bye , jessica . today is the first day of the rest of my life .
tess has a dream which involves her , nash , jessica , and antonio . jessica tells antonio that tess is killing them . hugh is the lawyer who will be the prosecuting attorney against hayes barber . hayes barber pleads not guilty by reason of insanity . hayes tells john that he will never find natalie . natalie is still locked up in some sort of a cave . michael visits john , and finds out that he had gotten drunk the night before , and had visited evangeline . tess sets up a job interview using jessica buchanan 's name . nash hears her use the name jessica buchanan . when nash questions her about it , tess will not tell him anything . antonio and layla search for jessica .
todd : hey . excuse me . vincent : i do n't think so . todd : no , i 'm going to see evangeline . vincent : you ca n't . todd : says who ? vincent : me . now , beat it . [ scene_break ] natalie : all right , this is it -- your new pad . not bad , huh ? miles : well , it 's more than `` not bad . `` but , are you sure your mother 's ok with this , because she did n't seem happy about it . natalie : look , she may not be happy about it , but she will be once she gets to know you . miles : todd 's her brother , marty 's her good friend . natalie : and i 'm her daughter -- i hold a much higher rank . miles : i ca n't -- i ca n't thank you enough for all that you 're doing for me , natalie . natalie : it 's ok , i 'm really glad to help . so , make yourself at home here . you can use it as long as you need it . miles : well , wo n't be very long if john mcbain has his say . he 's on a mission to send me to prison for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] john : do n't stop talking on my account , now that i know the truth . rex : what truth ? john : do n't play games with me , i know what 's going on . oh mike . the last thing i want to do is stand in judgment . mikey , you 're my brother and i love you . tommy 's my nephew . but i 'm also a cop and this is police business now . mike , i know who tommy really is . i know he 's todd manning 's lost son . [ scene_break ] [ groaning ] sarah : cristian , no ! [ moaning ] hunter : son of a -- sarah : hunter . hunter , say something . hunter : oh -- sarah : he 's dying ! is he dead ? cristian : he 's got a pulse , but it 's -- it 's weak . if we do n't stop the bleeding , he 's going to die . sarah : what do we do ? cristian : call an ambulance . sarah , call 911 now ! go ! sarah : hi . um -- yeah . there -- there 's been a stabbing at the capricorn club . someone 's hurt really bad . hurry up , please ! what ? what -- what 's going on ? cristian : he 's gone . sarah : oh . oh , my god . this is n't happening . this ca n't be happening . hunter ? hunter -- why did you do this ? why ? cristian : give me your phone . your phone , sarah ! cristian : this is cristian vega . i need a cop at -- at capricorn . i just killed someone . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't answer to you , or anyone else for that matter . i 'm here to see evangeline , so you can step aside . vincent : look , i heard you the first time , ok ? but unless your name is williamson , you 're not going anywhere near her . todd : yeah , i know about the `` family - only `` crap , but i 'm an exception . vincent : you have to get it cleared by the family and evangeline 's doctors first . todd : did you ? vincent : no . todd : oh . vincent : why do you think i 'm out here standing here with you ? todd : you know , i have not seen her for months . so , there 's no way i 'm not going to visit her . vincent : do you want me to call security , or handle this myself ? layla : what 's going on ? todd : i 'm trying to see your sister . layla : oh , i appreciate it , but we 're keeping it to family only . todd : you -- you know , this is crazy . she and i are very close -- you know that . layla : hmm . yeah -- it 's doctor 's orders , too . sorry , todd . you ca n't go in there . vincent : you want me to show him the exit ? todd : all right , what -- are you going to pick me up and throw me out ? vincent : nah . you know what i 'm going to do ? i 'm going to have my man shaun do it for your ass . layla : wait -- no , wait , wait . todd , just go , all right , and do n't cause a scene because you know evangeline would not like that . todd : well , she would n't want her friends kept from her , either . layla : you know what ? babe , you better make that call . vincent : you know , i think i 'll save shaun the trouble . why should he have all of the fun , right ? layla : thank y. i 'm going in to see vange . vincent : so you still want to do this the hard way ? todd : all right , how about this ? there you go . will that buy me in ? [ scene_break ] natalie : so , this is all of it -- not a bad place to park , huh ? miles : yeah . i wish i knew for how long . natalie : ok . here 's how it goes , miles . john can make as much noise as he wants about sending you to prison , but he can not make that jury convict you . miles : well , he would n't have to do much . it 's not looking good -- we both know that . natalie : ok , well , i have seen much worse and i have seen them walk . make yourself comfortable here . might be here a lot longer than you think . miles : i still ca n't believe what a truly amazing friend you are , natalie . natalie : hey , i 'm -- i 'm really glad to help . what do i got to lose ? miles : a lot . i mean , your mother 's not comfortable with this , your uncle todd may never forgive you , john is furious with you . when he finds out you 're doing this -- natalie : ok , john 's going to blow a gasket , i know , but he 's mad at me 90 % of the time . i am so used to it . miles : you sure that 's not part of the appeal ? [ scene_break ] john : it 's over , mike ! you know it and i know it . michael : no , i do n't know what you 're talking about . john : oh , you do n't ? with this guy 's help , you 've been carrying this around with you for almost a year now . rex : wait -- john : shut up . i knew it had to be something big for you to risk everything , and now that i know , i understand why . rex : john , listen to me . there 's no secret , there 's -- there 's nothing going on -- john : do n't speak . i only want to hear what my brother has to say . come on , mike . come on . this has been going on since the night truman got killed . all right ? and the way you two were covering for each other , i thought it had something to do with the murder . but that 's not it , is it ? you were worried because you thought truman would tell everybody that tommy is todd manning 's son . michael : tommy is my son -- mine ! i am the only father he has ever known . i am the only father he `` will `` ever know . john : so it 's true ? michael : i 'm your brother , john . if that means anything to you , this will never come up again . you 'll take it to your grave . john : i ca n't do that , mike , and you know it . john : oh , mike . i ca n't even begin to imagine what you 're going through right now . but it 's out there . tommy 's adoption is completely illegal . rex : is it exactly ? i mean , if michael and marcie did n't know who tommy 's father was when they adopted him , then it -- john : mike , i know you do n't want to lose him . michael : do you really ? have you ever in your life loved somebody so much that you would break any law in the world for them , to care for them ? do you know what 's best for them ? john : what you thought was best . michael : tommy is my son . marcie and i have raised him since he was practically an infant . we 're a family . and i have done what i had to do to keep my family together -- you , of all people , should understand that . you know what it 's like to have a family ripped apart ! john : i do n't think it 's quite like our family , mike . i do n't think you can compare it to the old man being killed . michael : really ? why the hell not ? and what 's the difference if the end is the same -- a child losing his father ? you know what kind of hell that is . you never come back from it , johnny . you are damaged goods for the rest of your life . john : i could 've helped you , mike . why did n't you come to me with this ? michael : why the hell do you think ? it 's always the same thing with you , john . the law comes first , everything else is secondary . i knew what you were going to do , john . i always know what you 're going to do , so why the hell would i come to you with this ? why -- so you could take my son away from me a couple months early ? john : i do n't want to do it ! michael : then do n't ! god , john , is that going to stop you ? he 's your nephew . does n't that mean anything to you ? to take him away from two parents that love him , that he loves so much ? john : if not now , then later ! if not me , then somebody else ! think about it , mike -- is that what you want ? you want to spend the rest of your life waiting for some government agency to walk through the door , because that 's what 's going to happen . and what about manning ? it 's his boy . not only is it illegal , it 's morally wrong , as well , mike . michael : you think that marcie and i are doing wrong by tommy by giving him more love than any parent ever could ? tell me the truth , john . do you really believe that todd manning could do a better job ? yeah , right ! have you seen his kids ? i would n't wish that on a rabid dog , let alone a child ! but , hey , man , who cares so long as it 's all legal ! john : mike ? you think this is easy for me ? you think this is what i want ? michael : then do n't do it ! john : what are you asking me to do ? what do you want me to do -- just keep my mouth shut ? is that what you want ? michael : yeah , john . it 's what i 'm asking you to do . [ scene_break ] natalie : who exactly have you been talking to about me ? miles : what do you mean ? natalie : well , i just find it funny because my mom and john both think that the only reason i 'm helping you is to stick it and frankly , it 's getting insulting . miles : i asked you about this before , you remember ? natalie : yeah , yeah , and i told you then that this has nothing to do with him , that this is everything about helping you . miles : i -- i guess i just do n't understand why . natalie : because you 've never had a friend before , miles , and i am not talking about spencer . i mean , a real friend . miles : look , i 'm sorry that i 'm even questioning it . natalie : do n't worry about it . hmm . you know how long it took me to trust people ? miles : how long ? natalie : well , i do n't know . i ca n't give you an exact date , but i can tell you it was after months and months of me being a bitch . miles : whew -- come on , i doubt that . natalie : oh , you have no idea . i was manipulative and extremely insecure -- i mean , the whole ugly package . but , for whatever reason , there were these people who took me in and helped me out to be a good person , and i was definitely not easy , but i could n't shake them . and you know what ? i finally just realized that they just cared . some people are like that . miles : well , you 're obviously one of them , but -- natalie : what ? miles : well , are n't you worried about what those people are going to think about you for being friends with me ? [ scene_break ] vincent : i 'm going to let that one slide -- this time . todd : all right . what do i have to do , then ? vincent : nothing . it just ai n't happening . get over it . todd : if evangeline knew you guys were shutting me out -- vincent : well , she does n't know , ok ? she does n't know anything right now . todd : actually , you 're wrong about that . you know that i was in a coma ? yeah . come to think of it , everyone i know has been in a coma , and i distinctly remember -- and everyone else does , too -- hearing voices from the people that came to visit me . it was -- it was quite a help . vincent : it is not your call . todd : whew -- ok . if family does n't want me there , i 'll go . uh -- may i send flowers ? layla : what 's all this money on the floor ? vincent : this ? manning tried to buy his way in to see your sister . layla : is he for real ? vincent : hmm -- i think he seemed to finally get the message . layla : then he 's gone ? vincent : yeah . i do n't think you 'll have to worry about him bothering you or your sister anymore . layla : hmm . vincent : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . look at you . you 're beat . how about if i take you home ? layla : i 'm not tired -- i 'm just sad . vincent : yeah , sure you are . layla : you know , i do n't know what i would do without you here with me . you have been so perfect . vincent : that 's probably the one thing that nobody has ever called me before . layla : no , you are , and thank you for being that right now . vincent : any time , any place . , if you 're ready to go , i can drop you off at your home . layla : actually , no . [ scene_break ] officer : no , cris . sorry , buddy , but we ca n't let either of you go yet . second officer : not until we get a detective on the scene . cristian : do n't worry about it , guys . when your brother 's a cop , you know how it works . excuse me . can i get you anything ? a glass of water , maybe something stronger ? sarah : ahem . cristian : look , i 'm sorry you had to go through this . but you 're going to be ok . sarah : will you ? [ scene_break ] vincent : we came here together . how do you plan on getting home unless i drop you off ? layla : i do n't want you to drop me off , vincent . i want you to stay . vincent : ok . i could do that . hey , we could order some food in . layla : i 'm not hungry . vincent : cool . we could hang . we can watch a movie . layla : vincent -- vincent : you know -- layla : vincent ? i do n't want to watch a movie or eat or anything . i just want to be with you . do you get what i 'm saying here ? vincent : oh , i get what you 're saying here . i hope so , but are you sure ? you know i do n't want to rush you , i do n't want to push you , i do n't want to do -- layla : vincent , i 'm a big girl . shh . nobody 's pushing me or rushing me into anything . i know exactly what i want , and it 's you . come on . nurse : what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i 'm fine . i 'll be all right . sarah : it could 've been you , cris . one random turn of the knife and you would be the one who was dead . cristian : yeah , it -- it was n't that close . sarah : it totally was . i even thought you were the one who got stabbed at first , for trying to save my life . why -- why would you do that ? cristian : oh , come on . i was n't going to let him kill you . sarah : there 's this culture somewhere -- i do n't really remember , but they say if -- if somebody tries to save your life , then you have to save theirs in return . cristian : let 's just hope it does n't come to that . sarah : thank you . [ scene_break ] john : do n't make this about us , mike . michael : how can i not ? you 're my brother . we 're talking about my kid . this is all about family . john : that 's what makes this so hard . but as painful as it 's going to be for you and marcie -- rex : and tommy -- let 's not forget tommy . john : you ca n't keep it secret . michael : why the hell not ? john : because he 's not your kid . michael : well , there you go again with the law . guess what , jack -- i do n't give a damn about your laws ! john : but i do , mike ! i do -- it 's what separates us from the animals ! put yourself in manning 's place for a minute , all right ? whether you like him or not , he thinks his kid is gone , that he 's dead . no one deserves to go through that . michael : todd manning already has two kids . marcie and i ? this is our only shot . john : mike , i would do anything to protect you . but you got to give tommy back , it 's the right thing to do . michael : not for tommy . john : that 's not for you to decide . michael : i am as much tommy 's father -- he is as much my son any day of the week as todd 's ! john : no , you 're not ! you 're not , mike ! all right ? he did n't give him up . truman `` stole `` him . he took his kid ! do n't you get it ? by keeping tommy from his real family , you 're doing that son of a bitch 's dirty work for him ! and i know -- i know you 're too good of a man for that . michael : i was . but , johnny , i love my son . i love him more than i love my own life . and marcie ? this is going to kill her . so , you tell me -- you tell me how i give him up . huh ? tell me . john : i do n't -- [ phone rings ] john : i 'm on call . this is an emergency . yeah , mcbain . ok , give me the details . rex : what do we do now ? michael : i ca n't lose my son . my life . and marcie ? this is going to kill her . so , you tell me -- you tell me how i give him up . huh ? tell me . john : i do n't -- [ phone rings ] john : i 'm on call . this is an emergency . yeah , mcbain . ok , give me the details . rex : what do we do now ? michael : i ca n't lose my son . i ca n't lose my wife . john : look , there 's a -- there 's been a stabbing at capricorn . i got to go . i 'm the only detective on duty . michael : please , john . i am begging you -- as your brother , do n't do this . if you do this , we lose everything . if we lose tommy , we lose it all . marcie and i -- we can never have children . and they are sure as hell never going to give me another adoption , not after what i did . this will kill my wife . it might kill me . so , please , john , if you love me at all -- let me live my life with my child and my wife . can you do that for me ? john : you do what you got to do , mike . i got to go . michael : huh . john ! john -- what -- what are you going to do ? john : i do n't know , mike . [ door opens and closes ] rex : maybe you got through to him . michael : oh , god . i hope so . because if i did n't , i just lost my whole life . [ scene_break ] natalie : do i look like i give a damn about what other people think about me ? miles : uh -- from what you 've told me , no . natalie : never have , never will . and if they do n't like the fact that i 'm helping you -- they 're not a real friend . miles : look , i just hope you have some when this is all over , because i 'm not going to be around much longer . natalie : ok , stop being so negative . i told you , there 's a way out , we 'll find it . miles : look , i want you to know that i never meant to hurt anyone . i just -- i messed up . natalie : i know . i know that . miles : and i keep doing it . i keep hurting the people i care about . natalie : god , she really got to you , did n't she ? miles : look , if -- if you 're going to put marty down again -- natalie : i 'm not -- i 'm not putting her down , ok ? you know how i feel about her , but a broken heart is a broken heart , no matter who gave it to you . miles : so , what was it like when you lost john ? natalie : it killed me . like getting hit by a truck . and i guess after time , the pain was n't as excruciating . more like a chronic pain that you learn to live with . like arthritis . anyway , what are you going to do ? miles : oh , great . at least i have something to look forward to . natalie : hmm . miles : you know , i 'd like living here . it 's just i -- i do n't want to cause you any more trouble , natalie . natalie : will you chill ? [ miles sighs ] natalie : look , i know that my mom 's not totally thrilled about it , but she 's not going to back out on the deal . miles : maybe not , but when todd finds out you 're putting me up here , he 's going to lose it . [ scene_break ] todd : i was just -- i was visiting my mom , mary mcdonald . nurse : mrs. mcdonald is 102 . todd : well , no -- did i say `` mom `` ? no , no , no , no . i meant -- i meant -- i meant -- i meant my grandmom . nurse : hmm . todd : yeah . i -- i know it 's past visiting hours , but -- but i was -- i was just leaving , i promise . nurse : well , mrs. mcdonald does n't get a lot of visitors . i 'll let it go . but you need to leave now . todd : ok , i -- i 'm just very concerned about my -- my grandmother , mary mcdonald . nurse : yeah . do n't push it . todd : evangeline , it 's me , todd . [ scene_break ] john : fellas , give me a couple of minutes . i want to talk to cris . cristian : what do you want to know ? john : first off , how are you ? cristian : i 'll be ok . john : no easy thing , killing a man . cristian : well , it 's not like i have n't done it before . john : yeah , well , it messed you up pretty good last time , i recall . cristian : yeah , i think this is different . john : same end result . it tears you up inside , even for a cop . cristian : whew . john : look , go home . get cleaned up , all right ? we 'll talk about this later . better take her with you . cristian : yeah . thanks for being cool about this , huh ? john : hey , look , just one -- one thing . while you were fighting , this guy happen to say anything to you ? cristian : like what ? john : i do n't know . he happen to mention miles laurence ? anything like that ? cristian : no . no , all he wanted was money . john : ok . maybe this is just about the money , then . the way this day 's been going -- [ scene_break ] layla : ahem . layla : hmm . vincent : you have never looked any more beautiful than you do right now . and i 'm not just saying that because , you know -- layla : i know . i know , vincent . vincent : layla -- layla : you do n't have to talk . vincent , come to bed with me . come on . [ scene_break ] sarah : so what was john mcbain asking you about ? cristian : he was hoping hunter knew something about todd . it would have explained why he was holding him for all those weeks , and if someone was paying him to do it . officer : c.s.u . has the place sealed off . they have more to do here . john : looks like everything 's by the book . thanks . officer : is that the guy that held manning hostage all that time ? john : yeah , but he was too dumb to do it on his own . now i got to nail the guy behind it . [ scene_break ] todd : i really hate that you were in cristian 's studio when that -- freak racist hit town . that was bad timing , was n't it ? and i -- i keep wondering , god , if i had just -- if i had just brought you with me to chicago , i -- i wonder , would it have happened ? would you still have been there ? yeah , that 's a stretch , is n't it ? you 're always telling me , you know , `` todd , you 're not god . `` and you 're right . i 'm just a control freak who has no control over anything . even himself . especially himself . god , this is -- if there was just something i could have done to keep you out of this room , out of this bed . you know -- when i got the death certificate -- hmm -- my son was -- you know , he was no longer alive -- i -- i really lost it that day . i really -- i really fell apart , and you put me back together . and if it had n't been for you , i do n't think i would have made it through that day . you know , you -- todd : you gave me strength . you gave me strength . and i 'm going to need it now , because i 'm starting to -- i 'm starting to accept the fact that my son 's really dead . [ scene_break ] rex : john 's not going to tell anybody tommy is todd 's son . michael : you do n't know him like i do . he ca n't not say anything . rex : ok , there is one thing that we 're not considering here . even if this does all shake out and todd finds out that you have his son , all it 's going to take is one look from him to -- to you and marcie and tommy and for him to know that he 's better off where he is . michael : come on , you do n't believe that any more than i do . rex : it 's a long shot , i know . michael : todd manning almost died looking for his son . he wants his little boy back . and when he finds out that we 've got him , he 's going to come and take him . that is a done deal . rex : not necessarily . michael : what are you talking about ? rex : you remember what we were talking about before john got here ? about how , if you took some time off work , and you went out of town with marcie and tommy , and never came back ? [ music plays ] singer : i love her eyes singer : and touch me tonight singer : this love feels so fine . singer : this love feels so nice singer : sweet love divine [ scene_break ] cristian : look , i 'm -- i 'm going to let you be . just try to get some rest , ok ? sarah : cris -- cristian : yeah ? sarah : can you not go , for a little while , anyway ? cristian : sure . [ scene_break ] natalie : i will handle todd . miles : you really think you can ? natalie : oh , i have before , even though i 'm not his favorite niece . miles : well , you will rise to the top of his hate list . natalie : actually , no , that 's reserved for you . [ natalie laughs ] miles : oh . natalie : i will be fine . miles : i will , too , thanks to you . natalie : all right . well , i am -- i 'm going to get out of here , let you get some rest , get settled in . oh -- how late do you sleep in ? miles : i 'm an early riser . all the years in the hospital . natalie : oh . right on . well , i 'll call you first thing in the morning . and just take it easy . i mean it . [ scene_break ] todd : and i know what you 'd say if you could talk , though . you 'd say , `` todd , you do n't know what happened to your son . you may never find out what happened to your son . just -- just deal with it . do n't -- do n't fly off the handle . do n't go and try to exact revenge on miles laurence , or anybody , for that matter . it 's pointless . `` and you 're right , sweetheart . it 's not going to change the fact that my son is gone . but you know me , and i just -- hmm . somebody out there took my son from me . i just do n't know how i 'm going to go on living unless i can -- unless i can make that person pay . [ scene_break ] john : yeah ? michael : hey , johnny , it 's -- it 's me . listen -- um -- i 'm sorry , but i really need to know -- you know , are you going to do anything about this tonight ? john : no , not tonight . michael : and tomorrow ? john : i do n't know , mike . i do n't know anything right now . [ next_on ] todd : you think you 're going to get away with what you did to me . you know i have another eyewitness -- cole thornhart . cole : if john believes you 're innocent , so do i . rex : he knows that tommy is todd 's son . michael : tommy -- what are you going to do about tommy ?
natalie is holding firm on being miles ' loyal friend no matter what anybody says or thinks . at capricorn , cristian risks his life to save sara and it looks like he might have killed hunter . she is in awe about cristian risking his life to save hers . todd is ready to stop at nothing to get into the hospital to see evangeline . john tells michael he 's found out that tommy is todd manning 's child . he tells michael he is committing a serious crime and regardless of everything , todd is his real father and michael is just as bad as spencer is for taking todd 's son from him . michael tells his brother that he can not take tommy from the only parents he 's ever known nor ruin michael 's marriage . john reluctantly agrees to keep his mouth shut .
[ `` hello , i love you `` plays ] singer : hello , i love you rex : `` interdimensional space - time continuity . `` i do n't understand what the hell i 'm talking about . bo : i do n't understand how we lived through this chaos . rex : yeah , well , unless we figure out a way to get back to 2008 , we 'll relive the whole damn things . [ scene_break ] [ music continues ] gigi : extra crispy , just the way you like them . shane : wow . what did i do to deserve this ? gigi : you 're my kid , and i love you . so there . brody : how about a little music from this century ? gigi : no , no , no . no , no . sorry . it 's the top 40 countdown from this week in 1968 . uh , uh , uh -- i love this stuff . singer : hello [ scene_break ] sarah : i love you , cristian . cristian : i love you , too . sarah : oh , my god . cristian : it 's all right . it 's all right . hey . hey . you 're safe . we 're not in mendorra anymore . [ scene_break ] tina : yes . thank you , viki , for not changing the combination in all these years . [ safe beeps ] [ tina chuckles ] tina : oh . well , good morning . tess : [ as jessica ] do n't `` good morning `` me , lady . i want you out of here now . [ scene_break ] rex : we need to get out of here before it hits the fan , bo . bo : before ? hey , it already has . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] reading about the protests ? bo : it 's hard to look at pictures of cops using billy clubs on kids . chuck sr . : bunch of hippies is all they are . nixon will take care of them . he 's our man now that l.b.j . is coming home , right , asa ? bo : [ as asa ] yeah . [ cheers ] chuck sr . : he 'll win us that war in ' nam , no question . jared : [ as clint ] did pa tell you and chuck yet ? rex : [ as bo ] tell me what ? clint : we 're throwing you an out - of - sight party tonight . bo : why ? clint : why ? you forget ? you report to duty tomorrow , little brother . you 're in the army now , boy ! [ scene_break ] singer : in the sky her arms are wicked and her legs are long when she moves my brain shane : you hear that ? mom 's making me waffles every day , just because i 'm me . [ gigi chuckles ] gigi : nice try , buddy . that 's special occasions only . shane : i knew it . so , what 's so special about today ? gigi : well , honey , actually , i -- i 'm going away for a little while . shane : you are ? gigi : yeah . you 'll get to spend time with your dad . and he 'll probably make you waffles every day . shane : you 're going away ? for how long ? gigi : a few days , that 's all . shane : where are you going ? brody : your mom 's going to find rex . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] well , you looking a little green around the gills , little brother . rex : [ as bo ] about going to vietnam ? uh , yeah . clint : well , just dig deep . i 'm sure you 'll find the courage to do what it takes to -- rex : oh , uh , did you go ? clint : uh , no . but i am older than you . rex : oh , so you got out of it , but i have to man up and do my duty ? nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] hey , easy , boys . rex : they ca n't make me go kill people if i do n't want to . pa , can you send me to canada or something ? [ clint chuckles ] clint : pa ? you sick or something ? bo : [ as asa ] no , why ? chuck sr . : mighty silent on this draft - dodging talk . chuck : mm - hmm . asa : oh , yeah . yeah . you want to be one of those good - for - nothings , wo n't fight for his country ? you ought to be drawn and quartered and let the buzzards pick at you . rex : [ as himself ] i 'm supposed to be your son . what the hell is wrong with you ? [ scene_break ] john : hesser 's talia 's father . antonio : yeah , she did n't want anyone to know . john : i guess i would n't either . antonio : hesser threatened to kill me , cristian , and sarah if talia did n't marry the prince of mendorra . john : crazy . so , ramsey , the jewels , ramsey 's death -- that all had to do with hesser ? antonio : pulling the strings from mendorra . john : so why pull you guys into it ? antonio : because we 're all connected to somebody he hates . but talia was the main target , though . now that he 's got her , he 's going to use her to bleed that country dry . john : i bet she 's giving him hell . antonio : i need to get her back , john . john : absolutely . you have any idea what happened to the jewels ? antonio : well , that 's the other part . in -- in the middle of all this , two con artists -- cain rogan and tina lord -- were posing as the prince and princess of mendorra . tina 's the woman in the hat that you saw leaving ramsey 's the day he was murdered . john : did she kill ramsey ? antonio : no . no , hesser 's guys killed ramsey . she just conned him out of the jewels . john : all right . where are they now ? antonio : we were all headed back from mendorra , including cain and tina , when cain rogan grabbed a parachute and jumped out somewhere over the atlantic with the jewels . john : unbelievable . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] understand this . my husband is dead . tina : i know , and i am so sorry . tess : and i want to be left alone . tina : no , no , no . that is the last thing you need . tess : you do n't know what i need . natalie : oh , is everything okay ? jared : we heard some yelling . tess : uh , yeah -- because i was just so blown away . look who it is ! it 's auntie tina ! i -- i -- but you guys have n't met , have you ? natalie , this is aunt tina , and , aunt tina , this is natalie and her boyfriend , jared banks . tina : so you 're the famous natalie . oh , i have been dying to meet you . oh , and your boyfriend 's to die for . [ natalie chuckles ] [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] a real man does n't cut and run from a fight . now , if i did n't teach you that , i taught you nothing at all . rex : [ as bo ] oh , you taught me plenty , pa . jared : [ as clint ] oh , uh , say , bo -- who 's your friend crashing upstairs ? weirdo stopped me in the hall asking where he could find a pencil sharpener and some mustache wax . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] ah , yes , uh , let 's see what we can do to , uh , catapult you and rex back to the future . [ scene_break ] shane : is rex lost ? gigi : i think so , yeah . shane : where ? gigi : uh , what matters is that i think he 's in trouble , and he needs my help . shane : but you 've never left me overnight before . brody : why ca n't somebody else find rex ? shane : yeah . gigi : because he has no one else to turn to . shane : does n't he have a mom ? you 're my mom . gigi : and i 'm his friend . shane , i thought you liked rex . shane : i do . but i like you and dad being together more . gigi : oh , god . shane , we talked about this . shane : but now you 're leaving , mom , to be with rex . mom , do n't go . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] what the hell is this crackpot talking about , and who is rex ? bo : [ as asa ] excuse me , this is bo . i am asa , you whacko scientist . you ca n't even keep names straight ? this is professor fina . clint : and why is he here ? asa : son , i want you to remember something . when opportunity knocks , you have to follow your gut . you open that door . now professor fina is an inventor . delphina [ as prof. fina ] wait , i -- clint : inventor , my ass . these hands have n't worked an honest day in their life . asa : not the man 's hands i 'm paying for . it 's his brain . bo , let me have that phone . gentlemen , this is the telephone of the future . it 's wireless . rex : [ as bo ] makes and takes calls from all over the world . clint : yeah , and i 'm the queen of sheba . bo : well , maybe that 's why the army did n't take you . asa : now , look , right -- hey . what are you all just standing around here gawking ? all right ? my friend here is probably starving . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] oh , i 'll get maria to rustle up some eggs . clint : maria 's here ? i thought she was n't feeling well . chuck sr . : well , she got over whatever was making her queasy , so i had her come in . asa : junior , you want to see about breaking that quarter horse that i just bought ? chuck : sure thing , boss . prof. fina : oh , oh , oh , if x stabilizes at the limit , well , then t2 minus t1 -- clint : are you letting this phony snooker pa ? prof. fina : phony ? i -- i have a slide rule . i resent that characterization . i -- i am not -- i am not phony . bo : what do you expect me to do , clint ? clint : well , i thought you were the straight arrow in the family . wo n't even trespass on old man rainey 's property to bag birds , but you 'll let this con man here hoodwink your old man . asa : you watch your mouth , boy . clint : forget it . i got better things to do . asa : like what , clint ? like that little filly ? maria ? [ scene_break ] tina : of course you 're viki and clint 's daughter . i do believe you take after me . we redheads can be a handful . jared : yeah , how about i let you three go catch up ? i 'm going to make some coffee . tina : well , it must be great to have a twin , you know . someone to share your deepest , darkest secrets with . did it take the two of you long to hit it off ? tess : [ as jessica ] not really . natalie : oh , boy . tess : well , we had our disagreements , but i -- natalie : no , she 's being way too nice , all right ? i was a total bitch . tina : well , me , too , but , um , it 's okay between us now , right , jessica ? tess : oh , yeah . i have to go check on my daughter . natalie : oh , i already checked on her . she 's fast asleep . tina : well . ah . you are gorgeous . and your boyfriend is so cute , just like sarah 's guy . now , are you as happy with him as sarah is with cristian ? natalie : we 're , uh -- yeah . yeah , i am . [ scene_break ] cristian : man , when i looked out the window of that plane and saw you standing there -- sarah : looking like something that just got pulled out of a river . cristian : it was the happiest moment of my life . sarah : i ca n't believe talia is carlo hesser 's daughter . you think she 's going to be trapped in mendorra forever ? cristian : i know antonio . he 's going to find a way to bring her home . [ scene_break ] john : thanks . antonio : yeah . so ? what the protocol ? talia sahid 's an american citizen being held in a foreign country against her will by her own father . john : first thing we do is we contact the state department . how 's it going , mayor ? mayor lowell : morning . no one from this department is setting foot in mendorra . [ scene_break ] gigi : shane , i am not leaving to be with rex . i am leaving to give him a hand , okay ? if i do n't try to help , and -- and something bad happens , i 'd have a hard time living with that . shane : what about your job at rodi 's ? brody : the kid 's got a point , geeg . what 's jeff going to say about this ? gigi : oh , my -- i 'm not even going to be gone that long . brody : you do n't know that . gigi : shane ! wait . hey . me helping rex is not changing anything in your life . shane : you 're leaving , mom , and you do n't even know for how long . sounds like change to me . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] you know what ? who i choose to spend time with is none of your damn business , pa . bo : [ as asa ] are n't you supposed to be at that livestock auction in abilene ? now get . bo : [ as himself ] we got to get out of here . now , i ca n't stand the thought of sending maria away and breaking clint 's heart . rex : you ca n't deal ? i 'm going to war in less than 24 hours . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] if we take the value , the absolute value of vector one over vector two and multiply it by the coefficient of friction -- rex : okay , shut , shut -- shut up ! just shut up for one second and tell me the truth . can you get us out of here ? prof. fina : i 'm choking , and i -- i -- well , of course i can . and by that i mean yes . it 's just that i must be sure that you have n't altered history in any way while you were here . [ scene_break ] sarah : layla . layla : hey , doll . sarah : oh , i missed you . layla : mmm . i got home last night , and surprise , surprise -- your clothes were all over the place , as usual . sarah : are you saying you did n't miss me ? layla : are you kidding ? no , the apartment was way too quiet without you and talia here . where is she anyway ? at antonio 's ? [ scene_break ] antonio : talia is being held against her will . mayor lowell : save it . and for state department support -- as far as they 're concerned , princess talia and prince jonas are a big improvement over the frauds who were running mendorra before them . john : guy who shoots a cop and that 's an improvement ? that 's a hell of a country you got there . mayor lowell : the u.n. and the feds will keep an eye on things . antonio : hmm . they 're okay with the idea that carlo hesser is the power behind the throne ? john : since ramsey cut a deal with him . mayor lowell : my hands are tied . as far as our government is concerned , what happens in mendorra stays in mendorra . [ scene_break ] tina : you know , it is so nice to be in a peaceful , loving home like llanfair . natalie : well , i hope you can stay for a while . tina : oh , i intend to . i mean , it is my home . tess : [ as jessica ] how do you -- how do you figure that ? tina : my father built it for his family . every single brick , from the widow 's walk to the basement is -- well , belongs to his heirs . you know , i never used to appreciate it , being from the wrong side of the blanket , but after so many years , it finally feels like home . jared : aha . well , lois wanted me to bring this in . tina : my . are n't you sweet ? tess : really ? you 're not mad at jared for -- i 'm sorry , i do n't know how else to put this -- but for screwing over the buchanans ? tina : are you kidding ? i mean , i just escaped being executed and almost losing my sweet baby sarah . no , b.e . is just a company . what matters most are the people that we love . i mean , come on . i know you 'd much rather have your husband than a bunch of stock . tess : yes . yes , i would . natalie : jess . you okay ? tess : i 'm fine -- fine . i -- oh , i have really good news for you . i forgot to tell you . no one 's trying to kill you . at least , not by cutting your brakes . [ tess chuckles ] [ scene_break ] gigi : thanks for backing me up there , brody . brody : i 'm supposed to be happy ? you 're taking off for god knows how long to find a guy you 're in love with ? gigi : you should be man enough to take that up with me , not use my kid . brody : shane 's upset because you 're leaving , not because of me . gigi : shane was nervous about me being gone overnight . now he 's a wreck . brody : and that 's my fault ? gigi : look at how you are piling it on . he 's a 10-year - old kid , for crying out loud . brody : i 'm piling it on ? you have n't even told me where you 're going or how long you 're going to be gone . gigi : whoa . okay , look . i did n't expect you to be thrilled about what i 'm doing , but i was hoping that you could at least suck it up for shane . and maybe even me . [ knock on door ] gigi : hey . delphina : hey . i 've been up with this all night . i think i know how to find your fella . what do you think ? want to go ? [ scene_break ] rex : when we were in paris , texas , bo -- was supposed to get this woman pregnant so that she would have his illegitimate son , a guy named david vickers , but he did n't do it . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] i see . did n't or could n't ? i -- it 's important . bo : could n't , and it 's not why you think . rex : can you get us out of here ? prof. fina : yes , i think i can . i addressed a similar situation in my book . i think we can get around this , uh , vickers situation if you were prevented from fulfilling your destiny in some way . but i must say , and warn you , that should any further infractions happen , you will , well , have to remain here in 1968 . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] i am just so glad you are feeling better because i missed you so much . god , i love you , maria . natalie : [ as maria ] i love you , too , but -- clint : but ? but what ? maria , what 's wrong ? is this about what you were trying to tell me at the cafe ? [ scene_break ] rex : are you sure he 's not going to find out maria 's pregnant ? like , today ? bo : you heard me . i just sent him to abilene . rex : are you sure he went ? bo : well , he always did what pa said . rex : are you sure ? bo , do you want us stuck here in 1968 ? bo : no ! stop being so dramatic , balsom . rex : hey , i 'll stop when you start . look . i know how hard it is to be your dad . he was harsh . but you need to double down or we 'll be stuck in this year . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] the mechanic said that mom 's accident was due to a leak in the brake line . nobody was tampering with your brakes . not like todd said . he 's so paranoid . excuse me . tess : [ as herself ] death was too easy for you , natalie . i can think of something way more painful . natalie : jess blames jared and i for nash 's death and we 've kind of -- we 've made quite a few enemies . tina : oh , i do n't think that 's so bad , to be an imposter . jared : i do n't know . tina : well , i think it 's kind of payback for asa . i mean , he kept clint from knowing that he had a son . jared : cord roberts , right ? is n't that sarah 's father ? natalie : he read grandpa 's book . tina : yeah , cord was my husband . and asa sent maria , cord 's mother , away before clint ever found out that she was pregnant . see , now , i think that is far worse than pretending to be a princess or an heir to asa 's fortune . [ scene_break ] natalie : [ as maria ] i do n't know what we 're going to do , clint . jared : [ as clint ] about what ? maria : about us . your father , he hates me . he 's never going to accept me . clint : pa knows , maria . maria : about us ? clint : he figured it out . maria : no ! clint : no , no , no , it 's better this way , because we wo n't have to hide anymore . maria : no , he thinks that i tricked you . clint : you -- you tricked me ? how ? why ? maria : because i 'm having -- clint : what ? bo : [ as asa ] did n't i just tell you where you got to be ? clint : yeah , you did , but i ai n't going . [ scene_break ] cristian : talia is spending time with her family . how are things with you ? layla : good . i was really sorry about your mother 's diner . cristian : yeah . yeah , it 's terrible . look , i 'm going to grab a shower and let you two catch up , okay ? layla : things are still going well with you and cristian , huh ? sarah : we 're in love , i mean , verbally . layla : you mean you said it out loud ? sarah : yeah , full - on spoken word . layla : wow , that 's great . [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] i 'm not going to say it again , clint . now , you get the hell out of here . jared : [ as clint ] or what , pa ? natalie : [ as maria ] por favor , clint , please do as your father asks . clint : no , he ca n't tell us what to do . maria : please , clint . clint : fine . i 'll go . but i 'll be back as soon as i can . maria : what can i do for you , senor buchanan , more coffee ? asa : the only thing that i want from you is for you to get as far away from my son as you possibly can and never come back . [ scene_break ] rex : look , professor , bo is out there right now busting his butt trying to keep the past intact . now it 's time for you to tell me exactly how you plan on getting us out of this time warp and back to our lives in 2008 . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] i ca n't . rex : have a nice life . prof. fina : ooh ! no , you -- it 's choking a little . if you could just -- thank you . it 's not that i do n't want to . it 's just that while you have no basic understanding of what i like to call theoretical physics -- well , everyone calls it that -- and i would n't begin to know how to tell you so that you could comprehend . rex : yeah , well , as long as you do n't spout some movie crap about driving a delorean back to the future , i can handle it . prof. fina : i love movies . do you like the movie -- i just saw the `` 2001 : a space odyssey . `` it was thrilling , thrilling . all took place in the future . tell me , in 2008 , oh , do they have a computer like hal ? rex : pretty much , just a lot smaller . prof. fina : really ? what 's a delorean ? rex : okay , i 'll tell you mine when you tell me yours . how do you plan to get us back to 2008 ? [ scene_break ] gigi : i have a little boy and i 'm about all he 's got , so i ca n't commit to this trip , unless i know exactly how you 're getting me to 1968 and how you 're going to get me back . delphina : look , i do n't pretend to understand everything in this book , especially the bit about the twin paradoxes , but – [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] to put it in , well , layman 's terms , you and bo went to a portal into a time warp . [ scene_break ] delphina : and this portal has plunked them directly into the past . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : so , we will have to locate the same portal -- it would have to be the same portal -- in order for the two of you to pass through it . [ scene_break ] gigi : how do we do that ? [ scene_break ] rex : so just show up and pass back through the portal ? prof. fina : well , yes , via the conduit . [ scene_break ] delphina : we need to find that conduit . gigi : i 'll just run in and get it . i ca n't believe i 'm even listening to you . delphina : one more thing . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : there is , you know , just one minor , small problem . it 's – [ scene_break ] delphina : you 're going to need to pay me five grand . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : i 've never actually heard of two people going through one portal at the same time . [ scene_break ] gigi : $ 5,000 ? delphina : yeah . gigi : are you crazy ? that 's -- that 's not going to happen . goodbye . delphina : you know , your son gave you a hard time , but in the long run , is n't this important to shane ? gigi : what do you mean ? delphina : are n't you doing this to find your son 's real father ? [ scene_break ] john : i 'll just have a little talk with my friends at the bureau . mayor lowell : no . antonio : what do you mean , `` no `` ? mayor lowell : what i mean , detective vega , is we 've got bigger fish to fry than some obscure monarchy in europe . antonio : talia sahid is one of our own . she put her life on the line every single day . does that mean anything to you ? mayor lowell : i 've got a town to keep safe and i 'm down one police commissioner . john : you mean , now that your little buddy crashed and burned ? mayor lowell : ramsey was a real disappointment . i need someone to heal this department and restore the confidence of my constituents . john : well , i tell you , man , there 's only one person who can do that . mayor lowell : right . that 's why i 'm giving the job to you . [ scene_break ] natalie : [ as maria ] you 're firing me ? bo : [ as asa ] and i want you to clear out of town . maria : but -- but -- but -- asa : you -- do you think that i do n't know what goes on under my own roof ? now you 've gotten yourself pregnant . maria : well , i love your son , mr. buchanan . asa : oh -- do n't talk to me about love . you 're like a prospector . you 've been digging for gold right under my nose . maria : no , senor . asa : look , do you think that you can trap my son into marrying you ? maria : how could you say such things ? i am carrying your grandchild . asa : you want money ? maria : no , no . asa : wait , wait -- you wait right there . asa : here . take it . take the money . this is your final offer . you 're not getting another red cent . maria : is this because i am mexican ? i 'm -- i am a maid ? i am not good enough for your son ? asa : please , just take this and go . maria : i am not going anywhere until i tell clint that i am having his child . [ scene_break ] rex : obviously it is possible for two people to pass through the same portal . bo and i did it . you just need to figure out a way to get us back . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , yes , of course , well , you know the key would be the conduit . if we could just figure out what that was -- rex : one step ahead of you . it 's this . [ scene_break ] brody : i 'm going to explain something to you . i know you spent a long time wishing for a family . i did , too . we both got a lot at stake here . but your mom 's got to do what she 's got to do . one thing i can promise , though , is that nothing -- not rex , no one -- is going to split up you and me . shane : for real , dad ? brody : for real . you got two parents now , forever and ever . so when your mom says goodbye , we 're going to be men about it , okay ? we 'll be happy for her and you 'll tell her you love her . [ scene_break ] gigi : you -- know ? delphina : that rex is shane 's father , or that you 're in love with him ? gigi : okay , you 're good , i 'll admit that . but i still do n't have the money . delphina : yeah , well , i ca n't lower my price . i just lost my rent - controlled apartment . gigi : but what will happen to rex ? how will he ever get back ? delphina : sorry , ca n't help you . [ scene_break ] rex : somehow , i was able to call somebody who lives in 2008 with this phone . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] when and for how long ? rex : i only spoke to her once , but when i called 2008 back , somebody else answered . [ scene_break ] gigi : five grand . whole idea was stupid . i 'm sorry to upset you . shane : i just want you to be happy , mom . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] and you say it works with satellites ? rex : yeah , well , there 's towers and stuff . prof. fina : uh - huh . and it 's not connected to anything ? rex : nope , works anywhere . prof. fina : oh , i wish i could go back with you to 2008 . rex : was jeremiah right about the conduit or not ? prof. fina : it would have to be , would n't it ? take that . give me that . rex : right , well , you know , do n't mind me . knock yourself out . prof. fina : ah . you know , i -- i do n't mean to alarm you , but i think you got to me just in time . [ scene_break ] gigi : you want to show me some of your skateboarding moves ? brody : remember this ? gigi : yeah , i gave it to you before you shipped out . brody : and it brought me luck . i thought you could use it on your trip . gigi : well , i 'm not going . brody : open it . gigi : i thought this was for shane 's college fund . brody : that 's that other money . that 's for my v.a . benefits . i 've been hoarding them for a rainy day . shane : it 's not raining . [ brody chuckles ] brody : well , when mom 's not happy , it feels like it is . gigi : i do n't know what to say . brody : find rex , bring him home . [ scene_break ] natalie : i am really sorry for what happened at the diner . cristian : yeah , thanks . jared : you guys going to rebuild ? cristian : i 'm not sure we 're going to have the money . but i tell you what , the vultures are circling already . sarah : yeah , some contractor left his business card on cristian 's windshield wiper . tess : [ as jessica ] oh , maybe he was just trying to help . cristian : i know the guy and he does n't even have a license . i 'd be surprised if he gets a job building an outhouse . sarah : so , mom , how long are you planning on sticking around for ? natalie : well , i hope it 's for a long time . i always wanted a cool aunt . [ scene_break ] john : understand this , the commissioner job belongs to bo buchanan and only bo . i 'm just a cop . mayor lowell : i know . i came here to ask you to step in as interim commissioner until i can find a candidate -- antonio : that will make the public forget about ramsey . john : why me ? hmm ? mayor lowell : you 're the most senior detective here . you have close ties to buchanan . the community respects you and trusts you . congratulations . [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] maria , you 're no fool . you know the way the world works . natalie : [ as maria ] you just do n't want your son to have a mexican wife or kid . asa : you said it , not me . asa : maria , if you love clint , you 're going to get out of his life and you 're not going to hold him back . maria : i only want what 's best for him . asa : maria , your baby , he 's going to grow up and he 's going to be just fine . and he 's going to have children of his own . [ scene_break ] tina : i 'm thinking about staying forever . i mean , i want to finally be a good mother to you . do n't you think it 's time ? sarah : i want you in my life , and dad , too . i mean , i think about talia and her freaky father and feel kind of lucky to have you guys . [ scene_break ] natalie : [ as maria ] do n't you dare talk to me of my child . you have no heart , no love . your grandson is lucky . he will never know the name asa buchanan . [ door opens and closes ] [ scene_break ] rex : okay , what do you mean , we 're running out of time ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , you see -- ah . did you , uh , take care of the past ? bo : it 's done . rex : you 're not your father , bo . bo : are we good to go ? prof. fina : well , you see , the portal for time travel remains open , well , only quite briefly . but that is , i mean , to say that every day that you 've been here , it 's gotten smaller , smaller . [ scene_break ] gigi : delphina 's not answering . brody : she ca n't be far . you want me to catch her ? [ knock on door ] delphina : well , well done , officer . i had a feeling you might come through . [ delphina clicks her tongue , chuckles ] gigi : i 'm ready . gigi : see you later , alligator . shane : in a while , crocodile . i love you , mom . gigi : i love you , too , sweetie . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] if the portal closes before we get to it , then i 'm afraid you 'll both have to stay here . bo : for long ? [ scene_break ] gigi : thank you . delphina : if we do n't leave now , we wo n't reach rex in time . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] by my calculations , the next time the portal opens will be , well , uh , 1988 . bo : i 'd have to be pa for another 20 years ? rex : gigi would never wait for me . how long do we have ? prof. fina : well , we really should be there tonight .
rex and bo are still stuck back in 1968 , dependent upon `` delbert fina `` to help them . at that same time , gigi needs madam delphina to take her to find rex . tina informs natalie and jared that she does not hold a grudge against them for what they did . she informs them that asa kept clint from knowing his son , who is her husband , cord . and we go back to the past to see when clint ( played by jared ) got maria ( played by natalie ) pregnant with cord roberts . bo plays asa , attempting to bribe maria to leave his son . john and antonio struggle to find talia back in mendorra with no help from the mayor .
todd : big day . blair : yes , it is exciting . todd : yeah . either asa proves that he 's taken care of margaret or we go to bo with everything that bastard did to you . blair : i was talking about our wedding day . today is the day we finalize our plans with reverend reede , remember ? todd : yeah . well , we can do that , too . but i think your wedding should be without bodyguards as attendants and the shadow of margaret hanging over us . so , i gave asa 48 hours to bring me that psychopath 's head on a platter . he 's got 52 minutes , 22 seconds left . [ scene_break ] asa : 51 minutes . asa : you , my friend , are taking one hell of a chance , waltzing in here whenever you feel like it . margaret : are you addressing me ? asa : do you see anyone else around ? margaret : oh -- well , i like to be called margaret . asa : if renee catches you , you 'll be addressed as a number in statesville prison . margaret : fine . then i 'll simply tell your son bo that i was your invited houseguest . besides , renee wo n't say anything if you tell her not to . everybody does what you tell them -- well , everybody but me , and you do n't like that . asa : i do n't like you , period . margaret : but you 're stuck with me until we both get what we want . and what i want is to be reunited with my baby 's father and to live happily ever after . and you ? what is it that you want , asa ? why did you rescue me from the border patrol ? [ scene_break ] nash : i got to keep my promise . tess : what ? nash : 600 west 66th -- tess : oh -- nash : i promised i 'd get you there on time . tess : oh , i 'm already so late . nash : i know . tess : can i just look for a job tomorrow ? nash : i could snuggle you all day , but i got some stuff i got to do . [ tess scoffs ] nash : i know , i know , but , hey , i 'll take you to your interview first . ok ? all right ? ugh -- ugh -- oh . tess : aw , it 's ok , you do n't have to . i can get there on my own . nash : so you 've really actually never had a real job ? tess : nope . i 'm not scared or anything , though . i happen to be very good at first times . nash : yeah -- tess : do n't you think ? nash : well , i have heard that you are really , really , really good at a few things . tess : oh , wow . flattery will get you everywhere . nash : then you better call , because you are going to be really late . tess : oh , i 'll tell them that i got mugged or something . they 'll be really , really sympathetic . nash : hmm . hmm . you 're not nervous at all ? tess : uh - uh . no , i 'm totally psyched . i mean , i know that being an executive assistant for kim saito is just a fancy word of saying `` secretary . `` nash : mm - hmm . tess : but i think that this job interview could lead to much more . [ scene_break ] layla : what do you want me to do ? antonio : go . i 'll take it from here . layla : i want to help . ok , i can admit it . i 'd kind of like to see how this whole thing pans out . antonio : i 'm doing this alone , layla . excuse me . i 'm supposed to meet a friend of mine here . she 's coming in for an interview . receptionist : name ? antonio : jessica buchanan . receptionist : your friend 's a half - hour late . antonio : well , she must be stuck in traffic . did she leave a number where she can be reached ? receptionist : if she 's your friend , should n't you have her number ? antonio : i do , but -- not her cell . i have her home number . and since she 's obviously on her way here , then -- receptionist : i ca n't give you her number . it 's against company policy . layla : sorry i 'm late . antonio : what -- layla : hi . i 'm jessica buchanan . [ scene_break ] blair : what 's that ? todd : that is a timer . if we do n't hear from asa by the time it goes off -- [ doorbell rings ] dorian : sweetheart . blair : hi . dorian : i 'm so glad you could make time to see me . todd , i 'm sure that you 've got lots of important things to occupy your time while i visit with my niece ? todd : no , i think i 'd like to hang out with you two birds . we could discuss our feelings . blair : todd -- todd : no , why do n't i watch the ball game . blair : hi . dorian : as if he had any feelings . blair : why do n't you sit down and show me what you got . dorian : ok . ah . well -- ahem -- even though david and i have had to postpone our wedding -- blair : `` postpone `` ? why ? dorian : yes , yes , problems with the caterer . do n't ask , it 's -- this is not going to change . i 've selected the bridesmaids ' dresses . what do you think of that -- blair : oh , dorian . dorian : in that fabric ? blair : i love it , and i love the color . dorian : yes , yes ! blair : yeah . dorian : i think all my girls are going to look absolutely fabulous . blair : this is beautiful . dorian : unfortunately , in a moment of weakness , i agreed to let viki pick out her own dress . blair : oh , would you relax ? no one 's going to outshine you on your wedding day or any other day . dorian : excuse me -- as if viki could ever outshine me . blair : that 's right . dorian : ah , everything 's falling into place . viki is my matron of honor , and spencer as david 's best man . what ? come on , what ? blair : nothing . dorian : that 's not `` nothing . `` your whole expression changed when i mentioned spencer 's name . blair : you know what ? i promised myself i would n't talk to you about this because every time we talk about this , it gets bigger in your mind . dorian : tell me . blair : i confronted spencer about your suspicions about him being interested in me . dorian : and ? blair : and he 's not . dorian : oh , please ! of course he 's going to deny it to you . blair : oh , dorian , i do n't care whether you believe him , i do n't care whether you believe me , because it does n't matter . i do n't care whether he 's head over heels in love with me or not . it 's irrelevant because i am in love with todd manning . you got that ? dorian : you may not be interested in a big , handsome , world - renown doctor , but thank goodness kelly still is . [ scene_break ] kelly : hey . i was just dropping some stuff off that needs your signature -- kevin : mm - hmm . kelly : i have to be careful . what if my boss finds out ? he might not approve an office romance . kevin : oh , he approves . he definitely approves . kelly : are you sure ? kevin : are you serious ? of course , i 'm sure . kelly : yeah , i 've just been a little worried , because since we 've taken this step , i -- maybe i should resign . kevin : what ? what -- you 're the best p.r . person in the field . i mean , i 'd be lost without you . i was lost without you . come on . we 've always been able to blend our professional and personal lives before . there 's no reason why we ca n't do it again . kelly : well , ok , if you 're so confident . kevin : yeah . are n't you ? kelly : yeah . kevin : do n't you feel good about us ? come on . kelly : yes , i do . kevin : better than ever ? kelly : better than ever . kevin : ok . then you need to tell spencer truman that it 's over between you . tell him that you ca n't see him anymore . [ scene_break ] spencer : `` buchanan enterprises continues to struggle . `` hmm . oh , davey , how serendipitous . you know , i was just thinking how honored i was that my little brother stood up finally and in person to ask me to be his best man at his wedding . david : yeah , well , i was asked under duress , ok ? it was n't because i 've got any special place in my heart for you . and if you do anything to interfere with my wedding -- spencer : why do you accuse me of always running some kind of game , dave ? david : because i know you . you 're always running some sort of game , spencer . spencer : well , then you also know that i always win . david : yeah , and if you do n't , you get ugly quick . [ scene_break ] layla : so , what are you doing here ? antonio : what -- i came to meet you at your interview . receptionist : you 're late , ms. buchanan . layla : it 's a parking lot out there . i should have taken the subway . i am really sorry . antonio : i -- i bet you are . i know how much this interview meant to you . layla : definitely . i 've wanted to work here all my life , and i hope with all my heart that i did n't blow it . receptionist : i 'll check with ms. saito . antonio : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? layla : are you going to fill me in or what ? antonio : fine . jessica never showed up for her job interview . all right , she had to have filled out an application , and she must have written down her address and her phone number somewhere . do you think you can -- layla : you need me to buy you some time and pretend i 'm jessica . antonio : well , you 're an actress . layla : oh . so now you 're recognizing my talents ? woman : hello . i 'm kim saito . layla : and i 'm jessica buchanan . i ca n't tell you how much i 've looked forward to meeting you . receptionist : she is the last . is it ok if i take my break now ? kim : no problem . miss buchanan , come with me , please . layla : ok . [ scene_break ] tess : hey ! nash : hey . tess : so -- how do i look ? nash : like you own the place . great , great . you look great . tess : fantastic , and one day i just might own this place . nash : mm - hmm . tess : so what do you got going on today ? it sounded pretty big . nash : oh , i 'm just working a few prospects . but i am feeling lucky today . tess : yeah , me , too . nash : oh , yeah ? tess : mm - hmm . nash : mm - hmm . well , knock 'em dead , kiddo . tess : thanks . nash : sure . tess : later . nash : later , gator . tess : what ? nash : you take my breath away . tess : that 's for luck -- for you and me . [ phone rings ] nash : hello . bruce : hey , it 's me , bruce . i told you i 'd get back to you . nash : yeah , well , and i told you that i could take care of things myself . bruce : have you ? did n't think so , which means you still have that problem . oh , if i 'm wrong , you can just hang up now and our paths will never cross again . ok , then . so let 's talk now about how to make your problem disappear . [ scene_break ] kevin : ok . we ca n't do this . we 're never getting any work done . it 's terrible . kelly : right . work . kevin : right . ok , listen , i 've got something that i 'm working on that i want you to be a part of , too . these are the final papers that have been drawn up for a merger between b.e . and cano international , which can double these assets . kelly : ok . well , that 's great . that 's very important , considering last quarter 's losses . kevin : yeah , well , listen , i 'm giving this to you , ok ? you 're the only one that has it . it 's top - secret , and if the word gets out , then the whole deal could go south . so be careful . kelly : sure . i understand . kevin : ok , just take it home , look it over . kelly : all right . i 'll get back to you tomorrow with some ideas . kevin : ok . [ phone rings ] kelly : oh -- hang on . oh , let me take this . kevin : mm - hmm . kelly : hello . spencer : kelly , it 's spencer . how are you ? i 've missed you . kelly : what 's going on ? spencer : oh , i 'm just here at the palace . think you could get away for lunch ? kelly : yeah , i 'd like to see you , too . i 'll be right there . well , that was spencer . i 'm going to go meet him and tell him that it 's over between us . [ scene_break ] blair : ok , why spencer , then , hmm ? dorian : he is a world - class catch , for goodness sakes . though , i will confess i -- i do need to gain some insight into my future husband 's brother . blair : now , why do you need all this insight ? dorian : because david has been really different ever since spencer came to town , and something happened in their past and i need to find out what it is . blair : well , here comes the bride . i sure do like these pictures . i especially like this one . dorian : oh , yes , change the subject , go ahead . blair : i changed the subject because it 's tiresome . dorian : oh , really ? blair : yes . dorian : thank you very much . i guess i 'll just have to go and consult with kelly . `` oh , really ? thank you . `` did i say `` thank you . `` blair : no , no , who , by the way -- and we 're going to go back to the tiresome -- she 's not as interested in spencer truman as you may think . dorian : oh , really ? well , why do n't i just check that out with kelly herself ? blair : go right ahead , you go do -- meddling , meddle , meddle . dorian : oh , by the way , whatever it is that you 're timing is just about cooked . blair : do n't forget your purse . dorian : oh . thank you . blair : i might steal your money . dorian : you deserved that . blair : yeah , yeah , yeah . dorian : have a good day ! blair : you , too . [ door closes ] todd : is the coast clear ? blair : yeah -- she just left . todd : what 'd she want ? blair : oh , she just wanted to talk about her wedding . you know , no big deal . todd : i thought more time had passed . blair : wow . me , too . it seems to be , like , dragging on . hmm . todd : this is going to go off eventually . blair : and then what , todd ? what are you going to do if asa has n't taken care of margaret ? [ scene_break ] asa : what is this , 20 questions ? i had my reasons for protecting you from the cops . and that , my friend , is all you need to know . margaret : oh , fine . you do n't have to tell me what your plan is . but i 'm an accountant , remember ? i can put two and two together . i know why you rescued me from the border patrol , and it was n't to protect me and my little toddy . no , it was to use me . hmm . i know all about your marriage to blair and how she ruined your life , the same way she 's ruining todd 's . you want me and my baby to destroy her . that 's it , is n't it ? asa : that 's part of it . margaret : so if you put me away , that would defeat your plan . asa : you leave this property and you 're dead . the cops will throw the book at you , life in prison with no possibility of parole . margaret : i 'm not the least bit worried about that . todd would never let anything happen to the mother of his namesake . as far as blair is concerned , getting rid of her is very simple . all you have to do is kill her ( whistling ) . [ scene_break ] dorian : kevin , i 'm sorry to interrupt . kevin : no , you 're not . dorian : i 'm looking for kelly . kevin : she went out . dorian : oh , that 's a shame . i have some details about my wedding i need to discuss with her . kevin : yes , your wedding . i understand you asked my mother to be your maid of honor . i 'd be touched on her behalf if i did n't find it so spine - chilling . dorian : that 's because you are so cynical . you know , it 's because you always fail to keep an open mind . kevin : i have to get back to work . dorian : mm - hmm . oh , goodness . did i mention that -- yes , indeed -- spencer truman is going to be david 's best man ? kevin : i 'm busy , dorian . dorian : and he 's going to be kelly 's escort . kevin : no . dorian : if you think that you and kelly are going to be getting back together again , you are deluded , because she is not so masochistic that she would ever go back to a man who caused her so much pain in the past and now . kevin : just for your information , dorian , kelly 's not going anywhere with spencer truman because kelly and i are back together -- in every way . [ scene_break ] spencer : white wine , please , briana ? so it 's always nose to the grindstone over at b.e . , is it ? kelly : yeah , you know , i mean , we 've had some downtime , but lately it 's just been really swamped . spencer : really ? swamped in general or are you working on something specific ? kelly : something specific and very , very big . spencer : i must be really out of the loop . i have n't heard of anything big going down over at buchanan . kelly : it 's top - secret , and if i told you , i 'd have to kill you . spencer : oh , i see . so the top - secret security guys hooked you up with this briefcase to carry your secret documents around , right ? kelly : yeah , absolutely . in fact , could i leave this behind the bar , and if you 'd keep an eye on it , i 'd really appreciate it . briana : no problem . i 'll look after it . [ scene_break ] bruce : no worries , nash . as long as i get what i need in return , i can take care of the problem for you . oh , by the way , no hard feelings about you horning in on my action with that blond . she 's a pretty hot number , huh ? nash : wake up . come on , come on , come on . bruce : so what are you going to do with her ? nash : i do n't know . nash : you know , let 's just stick to business , shall we ? bruce : so you hooked up with her , did n't you ? nash : you know what ? i never saw that blond again . so , what can you offer me , bruce ? tess : bye , bye , jessica . today is the first day of the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] kim : so how long did you work at blithe design , jessica ? layla : blithe design ? let 's see -- a little less than a year . great job . i learned so much , especially from evangeline williamson . kim : who ? layla : you do n't know her ? ms. saito , oh , my god , she is absolutely the next big thing -- cutting - edge , big - picture stuff . kim : hmm . well , i 'll have to look her up . layla : oh , i think i can arrange that . we 're very close . kim : hmm . antonio : bingo . it 's her social -- no phone , no address . damn . receptionist : hello ? what are you doing ? antonio : i was looking for my cell phone . receptionist : on my desk ? antonio : well , i must have put it down somewhere when i -- well , would you look at that . i -- receptionist : huh . antonio : it 's been in my pocket the entire time . layla : this is a dream come true , ms. saito , truly . kim : i 've offered miss buchanan the job , andrew . she 'll come back in the morning and fill out the necessary forms . layla : bright and early . thank you so much . kim : thank you . i look forward to working with you . layla : great news , huh ? antonio : i 'm happy for you . we should go , huh ? layla : bye , now . i am so good ! i -- antonio : shh . layla : i was on fire in there . i totally charmed that lady . could n't you tell ? antonio : does n't matter , layla . layla : of course it does . i got the part . antonio : no , layla , you did n't get the part , you got the job , and , actually , you did n't get anything because jessica buchanan got the job , and she 's obviously not here to claim it . nor did i get the address or the phone number . layla : oh , no . antonio : yeah , yeah , complete waste of time . layla : well , at least you know she 's in new york . antonio : well , i know she was in new york . she could be anywhere now . [ elevator chimes ] [ scene_break ] nash : oh , just some pretty tough terms you 've laid down , bruce . bruce : that 's the offer , my friend . take it or leave it . but it seems to me you 're out of options . so , if you still want to be a player and hang around with society types and party girls like that hot blond -- what was her name , tess ? nash : you know , that 's it . forget it . bruce : no , i 'll give you a little time to think about it . but think quick or you 're out of luck . [ scene_break ] todd : so what 's your solution ? should we let asa just screw us over as usual ? let him string us along just to keep his butt out of prison ? blair : my concerns are not whether asa is going to come after margaret . my concerns are what you are going to do if asa does n't take care of margaret . look , i can not -- i ca n't lose you again , todd . the kids ca n't lose you again . todd : i know . my family is my world to me . blair : ok . todd : i 'm not going to let anything jeopardize my safety . blair : you know , you say that now to me , but then if someday -- todd : i know , i know . whatever i do to get rid of margaret , you wo n't lose me . i promise . blair : how can you promise something like that ? todd : you 're my love , right ? you know that ? [ scene_break ] margaret : you agree with me , do n't you ? that killing blair would be win - win for both of us ? asa : i am calling the shots here . and killing blair is not in my plan . margaret : well , then you 'd better revise your plan . asa : well , if i do n't ? margaret : well , if you do n't , i 'm going to have to start the ball rolling on a couple of my own plans . asa : what -- what in the hell are you talking about ? margaret : shh ! asa : do n't shush me . margaret : angry voices are n't good for todd jr . asa : you know , you seem to be a -- a real smart cookie , margaret . margaret : i 'm real smart . asa : yeah , i -- i 'll be damned if i can figure out why you want this manning after all the things he 's done to you . margaret : todd loves me ! asa : todd loves you ? margaret : yes . asa : todd wants you stone - cold dead . hell , he asked me to kill you for him . margaret : everything is going to change -- when he finds out that i 'm carrying his baby . i 'd better get back to the guesthouse . asa : now , that 's the best idea you had all day . margaret : todd and i are going to be together , asa . you 'll see . we 'll be together till death do us part . asa : and that 's exactly what i am hoping , girl . [ scene_break ] kelly : i just want you to know , spencer , that i -- i really enjoyed this , and i respect you as a doctor and as a human being and -- [ phone rings ] kelly : oh , damn it . i 'm so sorry . spencer : it 's ok . kelly : oh . spencer : same person , huh ? kelly : yes -- third time . spencer : might be important , better take it . kelly : hello . dorian : please tell me it is n't true . kevin 's got to be lying . you -- you are n't going back to him . kelly : i 'm so sorry . spencer : no , it 's all right . go ahead , take your call . kelly : ok . excuse me . spencer : sure . kelly : what do you want ? spencer : davey -- ahem -- i need you to do something for me . david : yeah , right . spencer : i need you to go back there behind the bar , under the bar by the register , and get kelly 's briefcase , open it up without being seen , and tell me what 's inside . david : you got to be out of your mind . if you want to know what 's in there , go look yourself . spencer : need i remind you , davey , that i have the hands of a surgeon and i do not get them dirty ? plus , i have some rather interesting tidbits of information regarding your rather colorful past that i would n't mind airing out at your wedding , say , in the middle of my toast to the bride and groom ? david : how am i supposed to get back there with that sentinel ? she never leaves her post . spencer : oh , you leave her to me . spencer : so , briana , you know , i usually do n't mix medicine with pleasure , but i could n't help but notice you turning your wrist a little while ago . you doing a lot of work on the computer , are you ? briana : oh , yes , i 'm a bartender / student . i spend hours typing . spencer : could be the beginning of carpal tunnel syndrome . briana : oh ? spencer : oh , there are things you can do , measures you can take , exercises i can show you . why do n't you come around here for a minute . briana : well -- all right , it is kind of quiet , so , sure . david : `` carpal tunnel `` -- how pathetic . david : ow . spencer : there , now . the form of manipulation that i just performed for you there was very necessary . and i think you 'll find it to be very helpful , as well . spencer : so what 'd you find out ? david : just some files about buchanan enterprises . spencer : go on . david : there was a confidential file about some proposed merger between b.e . and cano or cano international . spencer : and ? david : that 's it , spencer . that 's all that was in there . there was absolutely nothing in that briefcase that would do anything for you , all right ? now , it was nice doing blackmail with you . [ scene_break ] kelly : dorian , i can not talk to you anymore . listen , kevin and i are going to give this another shot . dorian : you are making the most hideous mistake of your life . kelly : goodbye . dorian : if you think i 'm going to stand by -- oh . you are so smug . you 're really pleased with yourself , are n't you ? kevin : kelly and i love each other . that 's all that 's important , not what 's happened in the past . dorian : you mark my words . you and kelly will never be able to regain the naive trust you once had in each other because trust , once broken , can never be regained . kevin : yeah , just because you say it in such an imperious way does not make it true . dorian : it is true , no matter who says it or how . oh ! i just realized -- why am i so worried ? you and kelly are not going to stay together , because you 're going to do something to screw it up . you always do . [ scene_break ] tess : what 's the matter with me ? i can so pull this off . so what if i 've never worked a day in my life and my résumé 's totally bogus and -- who cares ? i do n't get the job , it 's no big deal , right ? do i really want to answer phones and get coffee for some jerk for eight hours a day ? ugh , but i do need money if i want to stay in new york . now i have a reason to stay in new york . [ scene_break ] layla : so , what do we do next ? antonio : we are n't doing anything . i 'm going to stay in new york and keep looking for jessica . layla : that 's the thanks i get for going out on a limb for you ? i committed fraud . i could be arrested ! antonio : look , save the victim act for your next audition , all right ? you loved every minute of it . but now it 's time for you to go back to llanview . i 'll buy you a train ticket . layla : i 'll buy my own , thanks . antonio : no , you wo n't . look , you did me a favor , and i appreciate it . and for what it 's worth , i 'm sorry you did n't get the part you were up for , ok ? you 're good . you really are . layla : thank you . oh , no -- i forgot my bag upstairs with my pictures and resumes , so i got to go back . you 'll wait for me here ? antonio : yeah . [ scene_break ] tess : hello . i 'm here to interview for the executive assistant position . andrew : oh . sorry . the job 's been filled . ms. saito is n't seeing anyone else . tess : what ? how could the job have been filled ? i was supposed to get this job , damn it ! who came in and stole it from me ? [ scene_break ] spencer : i 'll be right there . well , apparently , you do n't have the market cornered on `` hectic . `` that was the hospital . kelly : oh , you have to go back ? spencer : emergency consult , yeah . kelly : well , then i guess we 'll do this another time . spencer : definitely . kelly : thank you so much for watching it for me . dorian : kelly , you are setting yourself up for a huge fall if you think this thing with kevin is going to work out . david : wait a minute -- what 's `` this thing `` ? is something going on between you and -- kelly : i am not discussing this with either one of you ! dorian : how can you expect us to have a joyous wedding if you and -- kelly : look , kevin loves me and i love him . and i 'm not going to let anyone step on my happiness . [ scene_break ] nash : bruce , it 's nash . yeah , i could use your help . [ scene_break ] antonio : do you need me to spell it out for you ? look , jessica did not show up for the interview . yeah -- i do n't care ! i need you to work overtime until you find out where she is . you understand me ? andrew : ms. saito has met with all the applicants , and she 's made her decision . tess : no , she has n't met with all the applicants . i have an appointment . i applied . i 'm here . my name is te -- jessica buchanan . andrew : you 're not jessica buchanan . she is . [ scene_break ] margaret 's voice : i would like nothing better than to shoot you . i should have had your life , blair . [ muffled screams ] blair : oh , please , asa . take care of margaret , so todd does n't have to . todd : asa ? asa : oh , right on time . todd : yeah , and your time is up . margaret out of the picture ? asa : my men in mexico -- todd : no , no , i do n't want to hear any crap about your men in mexico . that dog 's not going to hunt , as you like to say . all right , you 've had your chance , asa . i 'm going to bo . asa : manning -- you want margaret ? you can have her . [ next_on ] man : your wildest dreams -- they are about to come true . layla : your boyfriend ? he 's a friend of mine . dorian : margaret is n't pregnant , is she ? margaret : you have come to carry me away . todd : no , margaret . i 'm going to kill you . john : the man is a vigilante with no regard to the rule of law .
jessica gets ready for her job interview with ms. saito . antonio and layla beats her there first . layla acts like jessica , and gets the job . while she is in for the interview , antonio goes through the receptionists desk looking for information on jessica . he gets caught by the receptionist . antonio acts as though he has lost his cell phone . jessica arrives for her interview but is told that the job has been given to someone else . tess says that she is jessica buchanan . the receptionist tells her that she is not jessica buchanan that she is pointing to layla . todd goes to see asa and tells him that time is up that he is going to see bo . asa talks to margaret , and margaret wants him to kill blair . kevin and kelly are back together much to the disbelief of dorian . kelly meets with spencer to tell him that she will not be seeing him anymore . kelly has in her attache a very hush , hush business proposal that kevin had given her to look over , but spencer blackmails david to look in the attache to find out what the secret is .
todd : viki ? what in the hell are you doing here ? viki : he lives here . [ scene_break ] marty : you look very nice . cole : got all dressed up for court . marty : gee , i thought i was the one being arraigned today . cole : well , i thought would help the judge see how good of a mom you are if i looked all responsible or whatever this is . marty : it 's a good idea . cole : so this -- this should n't take long , right ? you just get up there and plead not guilty . marty : i do n't think i can do that . [ scene_break ] vincent : hmm . hey . [ vincent chuckles ] layla : so i was n't dreaming ? vincent : uh - uh . layla : uh - uh . vincent : you 're so beautiful . layla : hmm . hmm . you made me feel so safe . you know , for the first time in so long , i felt like i could be somewhere else without dwelling on all the bad stuff . vincent : tate 's being arraigned today . layla : hmm . he 'll finally pay for what he did to my sister and tall the other people . vincent : yea that bastard better pay , or i 'm going to regret saving his life more than i already do . [ scene_break ] nora : hi . bo : hi . nora : there 's quite a crowd building up outside . bo : yeah , i -- i think the whole town is out there waiting to see justice served . it 's like a regular `` hate tate `` rally going on . : ca n't say that makes me sorry . bo : hmm . nora : hey . matthew , honey , what -- what - what are you doing here , huh ? matthew : nigel drove me . do n't be mad . nora : no , i 'm -- i 'm not mad . i just -- i 'm -- i 'm not so sure this is such a great idea of you being here . matthew : if i 'm old enough to be a victim , then i 'm old enough to be here . i want to see what they do to the man that tried to kill us . [ scene_break ] adriana : hey . rex : i almost called you last night , but then i thought , `` no , she wo n't be able to sleep if i tell her , and why should i do that to her ? `` so now , i 'll just ruin your day -- well , probably more than your day -- adriana : ok , ok , stop , calm down , tell me what happened . rex : he figured it out -- john mcbain . he put it all together . adriana : put what together ? rex : he knows that tommy is todd 's son , and he knows that i 've known all along . [ scene_break ] john : i ca n't talk . michael : huh -- are you kidding me ? i did n't get one second of sleep last night waiting to talk to you , john -- not one second . i have been in this lobby for hours . john : i 'm sorry , mike . i got to get to work . michael : not until you tell me what you 're going to do about tommy . john : i think you know the answer to that . michael : so that 's it , huh ? you 've made up your mind ? you ' going to ruin my life . [ scene_break ] todd : are you playing hostess to this `` worm `` ? do you know what this man has done to me ? do you know that he tried to kill me ? do you know that i spent two months drugged up ? viki : yes , yes . todd : away from my family -- do you know that ? viki : yes . todd : if he had -- if he had his way , i 'd be dead right now . viki : miles is not my guest , ok ? he 's natalie 's guest , and she feels very strongly that he be allowed to stay here . todd : well , i do n't really care how she feels -- get him out of here ! viki : what are you doing here ? todd : well , uh -- huh . i came to tell you that i got it from a source at llanview p.d . that sarah 's boyfriend , the one that this man hired to kill me in chicago , is dead . so do you know anything about that , miles ? miles : no . todd : the man that you hired , got stabbed himself by cristian vega . how 'd you manage that one ? [ scene_break ] cristian : hey . hey . how 'd you sleep ? sarah : i did n't . every time i 'd start to drift off , i 'd see hunter lying there in a pool of blood . and i 'd be wide awake again . it could 've been you , cris . cristian : i was lucky . sarah : you should n't have even been there . cristian : i chose to be . sarah : because of me . cristian : look , sarah , this was n't your fault . sarah : sure it was . i -- i messed around with the wrong guy , just like i always did . but seeing him die like that , right in front of me -- no . oh -- i already had my meltdown . i wo n't do this . cristian : look , your ex got killed , right in front of your eyes . you 're entitled to more than one . sarah : i 'm fine . cristian : you know what ? it really is ok to cry . sarah : not for me . i just have to figure out what i 'm going to do next . cristian : what do you mean ? sarah : well , you and rex brought me back here to keep an eye on me until we found todd and took care of hunter and you 're two for two now , so i 'm out of here . [ scene_break ] adriana : how could john know ? rex : shh -- shh ! layla . adriana : what are we going to do ? he could put us away for life ! rex : not going to happen . adriana : we did n't think that he would find out the truth , and he did . you know john -- he is all about justice . rex : there 's a difference between law and justice . adriana : yeah -- you and i , we think like that . cops are different . rex : john 's a wild card right now , and your name never came up . he no idea you anything about this . adriana : he 's going to find out eventually . rex : no -- listen to me , ok ? all john has right now is a theory . adriana : based on what ? rex : he knows the death certificate i gave todd is a fake -- [ adriana sighs ] rex : which is why he is assuming that todd 's kid is still alive . and then he put the rest of the pieces together . adriana : oh , is that supposed to relax me ? rex : do n't you get it ? he has no real proof that tommy is t.j . adriana : have you ever heard of a dna test ? that 's all the proof he needs , rex ! rex : in order to get that , he 'll need a warrant . adriana : so he 'll get one . rex : how ? by telling a judge that there 's two babies born around the same time and he 's suspicious ? adriana : why not ? rex : because it 's lame ! that 's why . if that 's his only argument , then he 's going to have to order a dna test for every baby born in the country around then . that 's , like , 10,000 babies . adriana : he 's not going to give rex : so ? look how long it took me to prove that todd and margaret are tommy 's parents . and the longer it takes , the colder the trail gets . adriana : so ? rex : we can work with that . adriana : to do what ? rex : to dummy a dna test , for one thing . adriana : oh -- oh , my god . rex , when is this going to end ? rex : whatever happens , it will not end with the two of us behind bars . i promise . [ scene_break ] john : listen to me , mike . there are two major arraignments today and i have to be there . michael : you have n't told anybody . johnny , does that mean you have n't made up your mind ? john : it does n't mean anything except i have other things on my plate right now . michael : `` other things `` -- more important than tommy , than your nephew ? john : come here -- listen to me . i do n't get this , mike -- i do n't get it . how could you have kept that little boy , knowing he 's manning 's kid . michael : oh . johnny , i did n't know . i really did n't know , not until after the adoption was finalized , not until after we had already christened him with our father 's name . johnny , by then , it was too late . we had fallen in love with him . he 's our son , john . we 're his parents . now , biology -- it does n't necessarily make you a parent . but what we have , the three of us , john -- we are a family . he 's loved , he 's well taken care of . you think you 're going to be able to live with yourself if you take him away from that and you give him back to that lunatic todd manning and the rest of his crazy family ? john : can you live with yourself knowing you stole someone 's kid ? michael : i did not steal tommy . i did not set out to do anything but cherish that little boy who had no parents . he was found in a pile of rubble , john . for god 's sakes , we thought he was an orphan ! john : but he 's not . he has a father . michael : johnny , i wish with all my heart that the circumstances were different , that my happiness , that marcie 's happiness not come at todd 's loss , but that is the way it happened . i live with the guilt every single day because it 's the right thing to do for my boy , the best thing for him . i live with it every single day , johnny . john : you do n't have to , mike . you can do the right thing . michael : oh ! i already am , john . think about it . how many people would be hurt if the truth came out right now , starting with your mother ? i mean , forget about the fact that one of her sons put the other behind bars . tommy is her grandson . john : no , he 's not . and leave mom out of it . michael : what about marcie , huh ? what about my wife ? this will kill her . now , maybe before she 'd -- she 'd have been able to deal with it . but now , now that we know that she can never have kids of her own ? john : look , i -- i am -- i 'm sorry . michael : todd manning has a family . it may be the only decent thing that that man has ever done . and i know he misses tommy . but at the end of the day , he is still a father . do n't take my son away from me . johnny , you can be a cop -- or you can be my brother . john : mike , you 're my brother and i love you . and i love marcie and i love tommy . but -- michael : there is no `` but . `` johnny , if you truly love us , you will keep your mouth shut ! john : do n't you do this to me . marcie : well , you two are obviously having quite the discussion . do n't expect michael to tell me anything because he 's been keeping a lot to himself these days . so why do n't you tell me what 's going on , john ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i know you 're anxious to move on , but you ca n't keep sending your parents post cards from places you 've never been . sarah : why not , if it makes them happy ? cristian : `` happy `` ? what , you think they 're not on to you ? the game 's over , sarah . and where are you going to go ? with what money ? sarah : i was hoping to get an advance on the raise you would 've given me if i had worked for capricorn the next year . cristian : yeah , right -- except it 's not going to happen . look , you can take the job i offered you in capricorn , and if you prove yourself to be a good worker , you can , you know , eventually move up to that booking position you want . sarah : i do n't have time for that . but you do have a point about the money thing . cristian : do n't look at me -- i 'm tapped . sarah : hmm . yeah , i know -- the artist 's life , right ? no , it 's -- it 's no problem . um -- i have a few ideas . it 's just going to take me some time to figure out an angle . cristian : so are you going to stick around for a while ? sarah : i guess , till i solve the cash flow problem , yeah . cristian : all right . well , keep making yourself at home and i 'll be back . i got to go . sarah : do you want company ? i keep seeing hunter everywhere and it 's kind of spooky . cristian : well , i 'm going to an arraignment . sarah : as long as it 's not mine , might be interesting . [ scene_break ] layla : vincent ? what you did on that roof -- tate was a racist freak , but you did n't sink to his level , and nobody would 've blamed you if you had . but you did the strong thing , and the fact that you 're that kind of man is one of the reasons i 'm with you right now . vincent : hmm . so i guess i made the right move . [ scene_break ] adriana : rex , how can this not come out ? let 's be real here . rex : i am being real . we can still fix this . adriana : oh . rex : ok ? i -- i 'm trying to be a little l here . adriana : what , because you think john is such a sweet guy ? he 's a cop ! rex : he also has a soft spot for family . adriana : oh , right . that 's why he threw his brother in jail before , along with you ! layla : hey . ahem . vincent : hey . um -- i 'm going to go take a shower . layla : you go do that . um -- hi . adriana : hmm . layla : uh -- what 's going on ? adriana : what do you mean ? rex : it 's the tate thing . adriana : mm - hmm . layla : oh , yeah , i know . i wish this was all over . adriana : yeah . so do we , because what 's coming , well , you never know what can happen , do you ? [ scene_break ] bo : matthew , why is it important for you to see harmon ? matthew : it 's not . it 's important for him to see me . he needs to know it 's not ok to hate people just because they 're a different religion or color . he needs to know he ca n't scare us . bo : you know i think he really needs to know that . nora : well , i certainly approve of you being here , and if it 's ok with your dad , you can certainly stay . bo : i 'm all right with it . nora : ok . i 'm very proud of you -- you know that ? matthew : i 'm proud of you , too , mom . bo : well , matthew , let 's get us a couple of good seats so that we 're sure he 's able to have a good look at us , huh ? man : i have n't missed anything , have i ? nora : griffin . i did n't expect to see you here . griffin : well , you think i 'd pass up a chance to learn from the best ? nora : oh , well , i 'm flattered . griffin : and since i 'm prosecuting an equally high - profile case -- nora : well , the `` high - profile , `` yes , but the saybrooke case and this -- it 's apples and oranges . griffin : hmm . same goal -- quick and dirty conviction . [ reporters chatter ] woman : back up . bailiff : all rise . judge : the court is called to order in the case of the commonwealth vs. tate harmon . judge : mr. harmon , you are being charged with multiple cases of arson , murder , and attempted murder . are you certain that you do not want counsel ? tate : i do n't want a lawyer . judge : while i strongly advise against this , i accept your decision . ms. hanen , would you care to make your statement to the court ? nora : yes , your honor . we 're prepared to present testimony from the four potential victims that mr. harmon held in the palace and those whom he also confessed other crimes , and we are also prepared to present corroborating evidence as outlined in my brief . judge : mr. harmon , would you care to make a statement to the court ? any response , mr. harmon ? i 'll take that as a no . i accept the motion to move to trial based on the evidence . mr. harmon , are you ready to enter a plea ? tate : i plead guilty . judge : mr. harmon ? tate : i said i 'm guilty . [ scene_break ] todd : so the one man who could 've fingered you is dead ? miles : look , i do n't even know what you 're talking about . todd : maybe you do n't . maybe you had nothing to do with hunter 's death . but i tell you , if you think you 're going to get away with what you did to me -- you know i have another eyewitness . and he 's pretty pissed off about what you did to his mom . miles : what -- what are you even going on about ? todd : he 's my ace in the hole -- cole thornhart . [ scene_break ] cole : mom , why would you plead guilty ? marty : because i killed a man . look , that does n't mean that i 'm not going to fight to try to get the lightest sentence possible so i can get back home to you . cole : ok , listen , i 'll admit i do n't know too much about laws . but are n't there other pleas you can make , like self - defense because somebody 's life was at stake ? marty : yes . but that is up to the d.a . as far as i can plea , it is guilty , not guilty , or no contest , which essentially means that i 'm saying i 'm guilty anyway . cole : mom , you did not do it ! marty : look , sweetie , i know you do n't want to think that i did ! cole : ok , ok . what about john ? marty : what about john ? cole : mom , if you plead guilty , that 's it . then the only question left is how much time you have to serve . and then john will have to stop looking for the real killer . marty : no , sweetie , i am -- cole : mom , stop it ! you did not kill anybody ! mom , if john believes you 're innocent , then so do i . [ scene_break ] john : we were just talking about , um -- family stuff . marcie : can you be a little more specific ? michael : well , john is facing some pretty tough issues . you know , you know , personal -- john : personal stuff . michael : yeah . marcie : oh . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- i do n't mean to pry into your personal life . john : it 's ok , marcie . marcie : however , you know , michael seemed pretty passionate about his opinion , whatever it was , and , you know , the thing is with him , when he feels strongly about something , he 's usually right . anyway , that 's my two cents . and now we 're going to go play in the sandbox ! [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : oh , no -- you know what ? i forgot your toys . oh , no . why do n't you stay here with daddy , ok ? yeah . michael : yeah . marcie : here you go , stay with daddy . michael : yeah , let me take him . come here . marcie : i 'll be right back . michael : ok . john : do n't forget my toys . [ marcie giggles ] michael : do you see what you 're doing here , john ? do you see ? michael : i begged you , man . i begged you to stop digging . john : you should know me well enough to know that i would n't . michael : yeah . i know you , john . whew . i know you pretty well . i know you well enough to know that you 're -- you 're tough , and you 're cool , and you shut yourself off from your emotions . and i also know that deep down johnny , you want what i have -- a wife , a family , a future . do n't be that guy , johnny . do n't take that away from me because you ca n't have it . john : oh , mike , is that what you think this is really about ? that 's not what this is . you know what this is ? this is about right and wrong , doing what 's right and wrong . michael : you tell me what 's right . tell me . marcie : oh , ok . all right . i got your shovel and your pail . come on , let 's hit the sandbox , kiddo . you ready ? john : yeah , you guys hit the sandbox . i got to -- i got to go . i 'll see you , tommy . [ mouths word ] marcie : that was abrupt . michael : he was in a rush . marcie : yeah , obviously . hey , you ok ? michael : yeah . marcie : yeah ? michael : fine . just a little tired . marcie : hmm . michael : honey ? marcie : yeah ? michael : it might be nice , you know , if the three of us went and took a little trip . marcie : a trip ? when ? michael : i do n't know -- next week . i mean , i have a ton of vacation time saved up , and no better time than now . i mean , he 's not in school , he 's -- he 's mobile , he 's portable . marcie : michael , what is going on ? why do you want to get away all of the sudden ? huh ? [ scene_break ] marty : cole , i need you to trust me , ok ? cole : mom , no , you -- marty : no arguments . no more talking about me and my situation . i -- i want to hear about what has been going on with you . cole : mom , please . i told you i 'm fine . you 're the one that 's locked up . marty : exactly , and that 's why i want to hear about your life , what 's been going on with you , and how things are with starr ? cole : they 're good . really good . she forgave me . marty : really ? cole : do n't act so surprised . marty : no , no , sweetie , i am not criticizing starr . it 's just , in my experience , forgiveness has n't been one of the strongest qualities in the manning gene pool . but i 'm happy for you , i really am . i do n't imagine todd is too thrilled about this . cole : he 's fine with it . marty : he gave his approval ? cole : not exactly . marty : huh . cole : but he 's not going to stand in our way . marty : that 's really great . i am so glad that you have someone you trust and care for . yeah , so you wo n't be alone right now . cole : you know what else will make you happy ? nora and i -- we threw all of miles ' stuff out . just tossed it into the hallway . marty : does miles know about this ? cole : oh , yeah . he was actually walking out of the elevator right when we were throwing it out . marty : sweetie , please , do not go out of your way to make miles more of an enemy than he already is . [ scene_break ] miles : i do n't know what cole 's going to tell the court . you know , but it 's not uncommon for a young man to want to push his stepfather off to the side . todd : wow . you 've got a -- a moronic little theory about everything , do n't you ? want to hear my theory ? i think cole 's trying to push you away , not because you 're his evil stepfather , but he knows you 're a dangerous bastard . because he -- he found you drugging me in the storage room , and you tried to kill me . miles : well , a jury 's going to decide what i did and did n't do . todd : yeah , i think you 're doomed , my friend . viki : todd , can you do me a favor ? just let this go for now ? todd : viki , do n't tell me you 're buying this -- this simple simon . viki : no . no , i 'm not . i 'm honoring natalie 's wishes , ok ? miles : i 'm going to go now . viki : just a minute . miles , i would like to make something absolutely clear , ok ? having you here in my home , when you have been accused of crimes against my brother and my friend marty , does not sit well with me , ok ? however , as natalie pointed out , you have not been found guilty of anything yet . todd : no , he 's guilty , all right ? he tried to kill me . viki : and i would like to point out to you that i have loved you and supported you when the whole town was ready to throw you to the wolves . todd : yes , of course you did . you 're my sister . viki : yes , and he is jessica 's uncle . more importantly , he 's natalie 's friend . todd : he 's also mitch laurence 's brother . that trumps everything else . viki : oh , trust me , i have not forgotten that . but i promised natalie , and so for the time being , miles is staying . todd : ok . [ scene_break ] judge : do you have anything that you wish to tell the court before you are removed and held until sentencing ? tate : i do . the only reason i 'm pleading guilty is because i wo n't allow myself to be judged by a pack of mongrels that you so laughingly call my peers . i refuse to defend myself when i 've done nothing wrong . layla : what ? my sister 's in a coma because of you . my friends and i almost died because of you . judge : order . order in the court ! [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : sit down . tate : it does n't matter if you put me away . there are many others who believe as i do , and who will continue my work for me . i 'll be a martyr for the cause . but my only regret is that i did n't finish what i started . vincent : i 'm going to kill you . i 'm going to kill you ! [ scene_break ] michael : marcie , me wanting to spend some quality time with my family is about nothing more than you , me , and the boy on a beach with no distractions . marcie : hmm . that sounds really nice . michael : yeah , it does . marcie : oh , you know what ? it 's really bad timing . because i have to go back to school in a couple of weeks . i have all those parent / teacher conferences and staff meetings . michael : yeah . marcie : i just do n't have the time to get out of work right now . michael : yeah . i know . i mean , i do n't know what i was thinking , you know ? and you do have all that school stuff coming up . marcie : i 'm sorry . michael : no , do n't be sorry . it was a stupid idea . marcie : no . look at me . it was n't stupid , it was really sweet . was n't it ? it was . and you know what ? there 's nothing wrong with making time for your family . michael : yeah , well -- there are a lot of people out there that might disagree with you . marcie : well , guess what -- they do n't know what love is . [ scene_break ] [ judge pounds gavel ] bo : take your seat . judge : order ! commissioner ! please , sir , would you take your seat again ? thank you . everyone else , sit down , now ! you , sir , sit . i should hold you all in contempt of court . but i will excuse this outburst . however , if this should happen in the future , i will not be so understanding . and from you , mr. harmon , i have heard more than enough . you will be immediately remanded to statesville prison and held until sentencing . get him out of here . bailiff : all rise . talia : come on . nora : hey . are you ok ? matthew : yeah , i 'm fine . i just feel bad for tate . nora : you -- you feel sorry for him why , because he 's going to prison ? matthew : no . because he 's absolutely pathetic . bo : you know what ? you 're absolutely right . he is . but i 'm just glad that you do n't let your own hatred get the best of you . matthew : i 'm just glad it 's all over . nora : thank you . [ scene_break ] cole : mom , i know you do n't want to talk about it , but if you plead guilty -- john : which you should n't . there 's no way you 're pleading guilty in this thing . cole : see ? john agrees with me . he does n't believe you killed spencer , either . marty : well , it 's not john 's decision . john : let me tell you something . you give up now , we 're never going to know what really happened . marty : i killed him . i do n't remember doing it because a part of me does n't want to , but it 's the only thing that makes sense . john : listen to me . the only way you can legitimately plead guilty is if you remember delivering the fatal blow , which you ca n't . you know what that means ? it means the real killer is still out there . you really want to take the rap for whoever that is ? ah -- like talking to a wall . hey , look , cole -- um -- i 'm going to be taking your mom over to the courthouse in a few minutes . if you 're going to be there , you might want to head over now . cole : mom , listen to what john is saying . think about what you are doing . marty : thank you for coming , ok , sweetie ? cole : no problem . marty : i love you . i am so proud of you . cole : yeah , you , too . marty : so , how do i look for my big day ? john : you look fine . marty : you , on the other hand , do n't look so good . john : you know , doc , you 're -- you 're about to be arraigned on murder charges . it 's -- it 's a little late for playing shrink . marty : no , no , i 'm not playing . this is what i do , and actually , you know , it would help me out to feel a little useful . so , you want to talk about it ? [ scene_break ] miles : thank you again for allowing me to stay at the carriage house . [ door opens and closes ] todd : you know , as long as we 're all being grateful here , thank you for stabbing me in the back . viki : oh , todd ! i 'm sorry if you 're upset about this , ok ? but i let miles stay here not out of disrespect for you , but rather out of respect for natalie . because actually , she made a very valid point -- that -- that her support of miles is analogous to mine of you . todd : how is that done ? viki : you know , todd , i 've stuck my neck out for you time and again . because despite all the really awful things that you have managed to do , i still believe that you 're a good person . todd : so now you 're comparing me to him ? viki : , not you , just the situation . besides , we do n't really know who miles is , so until we do , natalie has chosen to believe the best of him , and -- and you know what ? i kind of have to admire her for that . todd : you admire her for worshipping someone who would like me dead ? viki : if he is found guilty of kidnapping you , or hurting you , he will be made to pay for it . todd : one way or another . viki : oh , god , what does that mean ? todd : what it always means . [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , mom , i 'm going . nora : ok . is your daddy taking you ? matthew : yeah . nora : all right . matthew : i 'll see you alter . nora : ok . hey , you 're a really brave and strong person , you know that ? matthew : you , too , mom . nora : i love you . matthew : love you , too . nora : see you at home . matthew : see ya . [ scene_break ] sarah : looks like harmon 's going to pay , huh ? cristian : yeah , i doubt the judge will cut him some slack . i 'm going to go . sarah : me , too ? cristian : yeah , let 's go . [ scene_break ] adriana : so it 's over , the tate chapter . ahem . rex : yeah , and i 'd be feeling really relieved , except now -- [ adriana sighs ] adriana : we have to deal with that other thing . vincent : i really want to apologize for the outburst earlier . i really lost my head . nora : yes , you did . layla : how could he not ? he was taunting us , nora . vincent : i 'm just happy to see that tate is finally going to get what he deserves . nora : oh , i have a feeling that the warden at statesville 's going to see to that . [ scene_break ] tate : hold on a second . who is this ? guard : your cell mate , luther . luther , say hello to tate . [ luther chuckles ] luther : welcome to statesville . [ scene_break ] marcie : you know , i think you 're right . i think we should go away on a family vacation soon . maybe sometime around christmas break . wo n't that be fun ? michael : yeah , christmas . it 'll be great . marcie : oh . come on ! we 're going to get to go away on a lot of family vacations be goes off to college . michael : hmm . marcie : but for now , you want to go play in the sandbox , do n't you ? i know you do , i know you do ! michael : he does . marcie : he 's trying to tell me , `` mom , shut up , i want to go play . `` come on . come here , my little man . come on , we 're going to go play in the sandbox . whee ! michael : hey -- um -- why do n't i go with you ? marcie : really ? michael : yeah , i like the park . marcie : oh -- do you hear that ? daddy just does n't want to say goodbye to you . come on . all right , mr. squiggly , come on . [ scene_break ] john : i 've got some stuff going on . personal stuff . marty : that 's all you 're going to say ? john : that 's it . marty : well , if you ever want to talk , you know where to find me . officer : time to go to court . john : hey , flynn , if it 's the same with you , i 'll escort her over . thanks . marty : you know , we all have choices , john . [ next_on ] judge : dr. saybrooke , how do you plead ? natalie : will you go out with me ? miles : on a date ? todd : when i 'm done with natalie , she 's going to wish she never crawled out of that trailer park . antonio : we 've severed just about every tie between us except one , and i think it 's time to cut that one , too .
tate harmon 's trial is underway . all the people whom he 's threatened are there to confront him in the courtroom . he pleads guilty , admits that he wishes he could have finished the job , does n't need a lawyer , and will have his `` followers `` finishing what he started . so it 's an open and shut case that he 's going away . the guard takes him to his cell and introduces him to his african american cell mate . rex and adriana are happy about that but have a serious problem on their hands now that john knows they have both covered up knowing that tommy mcbain is really todd manning 's son . marty knows that john has something on his mind and wants to help him right before her own trial for the murder of spencer truman . todd is outraged that viki is listening to natalie and letting miles live in the carriage house . viki tells her brother it 's only temporary and he might very well get what is coming to him when he goes to court .
evangeline : does that count as an actual date ? john : technically , i think you actually have to go out . evangeline : next time . john : next time . evangeline : maybe we should turn our phones back on . john : oh . ok . evangeline : ok . [ phone rings ] john : that 'll serve us right . hello ? yeah , antonio . yeah . yeah , i 'll be right there . evangeline : what , something 's wrong ? john : they found a body down at the quarry . jen : did you guys hear anything last night , like creaking or somebody crying ? shannon : not me . hudson : no . i got to get to the site , guys . shannon : yeah , i have k.p . riley : so i think i figured out last night . the cat next door got in a fight . and , you know , cats can sound like people crying . jen : but why am i the only one who heard it ? riley : well , everybody else was just too wiped out . jen : thank you . i do n't know what i would 've done if i could n't have held on to you last night . riley : hey . jen , we kissed , and that was for real . jen : i know . riley : should we talk about that ? jen : no . todd : i do n't know why i had to wear this noose . blair : so we can get on the board at the country club . todd : and we got to kiss butt ? blair : come on , todd , this is for starr so she wo n't be left out from that a - list snobby group . amanda . peter . it 's so good to see you . peter : blair . blair : i 'd like you to meet my husband , todd . todd , meet the bohrs . dorian : kelly , darling , are you sure you 're going to be all right ? kelly : oh , yeah , i 'll be fine . ace is here . i 'll be fine . dorian : all right . if you need anything , i 'll be reachable on my cell phone , ok , sweetie ? kelly : ok . dorian : bye - bye . david ! david : hey , maybe we should rethink going behind kelly 's back . dorian : she refuses to see a psychiatrist . we 've got no other choice . we 've just got to bring one to her . david : i sure hope this works . [ doorbell rings ] kelly : who is it ? kevin : kevin . kelly : uh , just a second . kelly : hi . what are you doing here ? evangeline : do you think that body in the quarry is somehow connected to what happened in the alley behind capricorn last night ? john : could n't tell you . evangeline : and would n't if you could . such a professional . ok . see ya . john : hey . last night was amazing . evangeline : for me , too . and those date ideas -- it 's just other things i like to do . john : i hope these tee times are for miniature golf . gourmet cooking , classic films ? what -- how do you feel about bowling ? evangeline : 265 . did n't know you did . john : yeah , i 've been known to knock down a few pins . evangeline : somehow , i 'm not surprised . i 'm looking forward to finding out more . rex : hey , i got you the information you needed on evangeline and john mcbain , remember ? r.j. : how could i forget ? rex : ok , then stop stonewalling me . how many times do i have to ask you about ultraviolet ? am i ever going to get it back ? r.j. : you need to show a little gratitude , huh ? i 'm paying off your debts because you mismanaged the club . now , maybe if you went out , earned a little money on your own , you could pay me back . rex : how am i supposed to do that ? r.j. : well , i 'm sure it 's not as difficult as you would imagine . stay in touch . lindsay : hi , stranger . rex : lindsay . i 've been meaning to call you . lindsay : yes , but you have n't . rex : well , this community service thing -- in fact , i 'm supposed to be there now , so i 'll see you . lindsay : ok . i know you told me so . he was only after my money that he owed you . i 've hardly seen him since you took the club away from him . r.j. : why do you insist on wasting my time talking about that boy ? you should just forget him , hmm ? lindsay : i know . r.j. : i mean , in the long run , you know he 's nothing but trouble . but in the short run , he can be useful . blair : todd and i feel that the country club is a perfect social environment for our children . starr is in the same grade , i believe , as your daughter ashley , and starr goes on and on how lovely your daughter is . amanda : why , thank you . peter : considering ashley 's been abroad with us most of the year . blair : and everyone misses her so much , especially at church . amanda : you 're members at st. james ? blair : members ? well , reverend carpenter is practically family . peter : i do n't recall having ever seen you there . blair : we go to the early service . is n't that right , sweetheart ? todd : i love a good sermon . peter : play polo , manning ? todd : polo ? peter : mm - hmm . todd : are you serious ? absolutely . who does n't play polo ? blair : yeah . peter : we 're having a charity match for the llanview historical society next weekend . we could use another good man on our team . todd : yeah , i 'd love to , but i got this -- this old polo injury . blair : yeah . todd : and , uh -- why do n't i -- why do n't i hand you this check i 've written out for a substantial amount of money ? that way you can have it . hope it 's enough . amanda : it 's more than generous . peter : but are you expecting something in return ? todd : yes . kelly : i hope you 're here because you thought about what i said about working out the custody ; that we should share custody of ace . i mean , is that why you 're here ? kevin : no , i 'm here because the court date 's been moved up , so we 'll be divorced and i 'll have sole custody of ace before you thought . kelly : i do n't really know how you can do this to me . i do n't know how you can do this to your son . he loves me . he needs me ! i 'm a good mother ! you know that ! kevin : well , i do n't know that . what i see is someone who ca n't take care of themself , let alone a child . kelly : that 's not true . kevin : he was kidnapped when he was with you . you ran away with him . kelly : that is not my fault , and i went to go see my mother ! kevin : do n't you even think about leaving town again . i 'm having you watched this time . kelly : i do n't know how you can be so cruel to me . kevin : you want to talk about cruel , kelly ? how about passing someone else 's child off as ours , huh ? how about making me believe you 're having an affair with my worst enemy ? as far as cruel goes , you pretty much win . enjoy your time with ace . it 's the last you 're ever going to get . jen : riley , it was just a kiss . riley : two . one last night and one this morning . jen : but it 's not like we went to bed together or anything . riley : yeah , but i wanted to . did n't you ? jen : uh -- yeah , but i do n't want to mess things up , riley . riley : well , so what do we do , just go back to being friends ? jen : we ca n't . riley : i know jen : at least not till the project 's over . riley : so what do we do until then ? jen : feel happy about what happened . riley : is that why you keep humming that tune , that -- [ riley hums ] jen : i 've never heard that before . riley : jen , you 've been singing it ever since you went to bed last night . jen : no , i do n't know where that came from . are you sure you have the right song ? riley : ok . maybe from now on , you 'll think of something else when you go to bed . ok . let 's go . jen : hey , rex . rex : hey . shannon : hey , what 's up ? oh , great . jen and riley just leave their juice and mess everywhere for me to clean up . what were they doing ? were they messing around in here ? rex : i do n't know . i just came by to pick up roxy 's community service time sheet . out of here . shannon : wait . wait , wait , wait , wait . come on , i know how you feel . rex : not the same thing . shannon : it 's exactly the same thing . river 's in love with adriana , not me , and jen wants riley and does n't want you . rex : so what do you want me to do , cry ? shannon : if that 's what it takes . i owe you . you were there for me . i 'll be there for you . david : you ca n't be too upset . you knew it was a long shot asking that shrink to see kelly without her consent . the custody hearing still is n't for a while , all right ? we got plenty of time to make sure that kelly does n't look wacko on the stand . dorian : david , please . the preferred term of reference is `` mentally unstable . `` david : well , whatever you want to call it , we 're going to make sure she does n't lose it . otherwise , she could lose ace . dorian : we ca n't let that happen . nun : ms. lord ? your sister 's in the sitting room . dorian : thank you . i 'll see you at home later , ok ? david : yeah , yeah . nun : addie ? your sister 's here . addie : dori ! dorian : thank you . hello , addie . addie : dori . i 'm so glad to see you . look . oh , the sister told me to start with the corners , to do the corners first , but i ca n't find them . you were always so good at puzzles , dori . dorian : oh , well , you were very good at puzzles , too , addie . addie : well , not like you . you 're the best . are you having trouble ? dorian : i 'll figure it out . addie : sometimes troubles are like puzzles -- you start at the corners and you figure them out . dorian : i went to see our sister melinda . she 's in boston now . addie : melinda 's mentally unstable . dorian : yes , addie , i know . addie : she gets confused sometimes . i 'm mentally unstable , too , but i 'm not confused . dorian : no . i sometimes think that you see things more clearly than any of us . addie : this trouble you 're having -- is it something at home ? is it because of blair ? dorian : yes . um , blair and i have had a falling - out . addie : what happened ? dorian : she took todd 's side over kelly , and kelly really needs our support right now . addie : what 's wrong with kelly ? is kelly mentally unstable , too ? todd : you did n't expect me to write a check that big and get nothing in return , did you , peter ? huh ? i 'll tell you what i want . it 's to be kept abreast of how my money 's being used at the historical society . i want educational programs for the children . blair : todd absolutely adores children . and i hear you adore classic cars . would you like your cars to be featured on the front cover of my magazine , `` craze , `` hmm ? peter : well , i 've never had a cover before . blair : well , i think there 's a first time for everything . how 's that ? can we expect your sponsorship ? peter : i think amanda and i are in agreement . we 'll let you know what the board decides , but i do n't see any problems . oh , and we 're hosting a back - to- school barbecue for some of ashley 's friends . maybe starr would like to come ? blair : oh , she would love that . thank you . peter : well , thank you once again for your generous donation . blair : yes . all right . good to see you . kevin : peter ? amanda ? peter , hey . peter : good to see you . kevin : i did n't realize you knew the -- peter : knew the mannings ? well enough to welcome them to the country club board . kevin : right . that 's right . you guys were out of the country when blair accused todd of raping her . yeah . of course , that was before he was arrested for bribing a witness and -- along with a long list of other crimes , some of which he spent time for , so -- blair : why are you doing this , kevin ? kevin : well , i think they should know who they 're getting involved with . peter , would you like to know more ? peter : i think i 've heard enough . we do n't need your money . let 's go . todd : yeah , enjoy the moment , kevin . it 's not going to last . rex : i thought once jen got reverend joe out of her system , she 'd come back to me , but she seems to be making the same mistake with riley . shannon : well , i mean , look at river and adriana . i mean , why do they go for these goody - goody types ? rex : i do n't know . they 're not half the fun we are . shannon : yeah , and we 're the ones that are here alone . rex : world 's messed up . shannon : well , at least we 're alone together . jen : r.j. hey , could we leave these flyers for the fundraiser at u.v . , please ? r.j. : sure , but only because it cross - promotes my other club . riley : thank you , sir . r.j. : mm - hmm . lindsay : hi , honey . jen : hey . lindsay : how 's it going down there with the -- with the love connection -- what 's it called ? jen : project . lindsay : project , yeah . i saw a lot of heavy equipment over there when i was on my way to work . jen : yeah , we ca n't really work until that stuff 's out of the way , but it 's going good . great , actually . lindsay : are you two -- jen : mom , please , no . does n't matter , anyway . rex is all yours . lindsay : oh , that 's over . no , i know you 've heard it before many times , but this time i mean it . it is over . riley : well , listen , ms. rappaport , maybe you can buy a ticket for our benefit for the love project . lindsay : oh ! r.j. : excuse me . lindsay : what kind of event are you throwing here ? jen : the guys are putting on a strip show . lindsay : really ? john : i got something for you to read . r.j. : come on , you were crawling around my alley last night . you found nada . what makes you think you 're going to find something this morning ? john : hmm . tell your team to check the alley top to bottom . do n't stop until you find something . i know you will . blair : ugh . look at that smug jerk . that 's exactly how he acted when he first waltzed back into town . todd : meet asa jr . blair : yeah . certainly just pulled an asa stunt , did n't he ? now we 're never going to get on the country club board , todd . todd : it 's no big deal . blair : yes , it is a big deal , especially when starr 's not invited to that ashley bohr 's barbecue . todd : ok , ok , i know it 's important to you . blair : i was left out when i was little . i do n't want that for our daughter , i mean , especially because of us , you know ? todd : hey , we love our kids . we love them better than any other parents love their kids , right ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : except , of course , how much addie loved you . blair : mama . wish we could spend more time with her . todd : why do n't you go see her ? i got to meet vickers , anyway . blair : ok . do n't lose it with kevin . woman : it 's an exceptional man who will choose to raise a baby all by himself . kevin : yeah , well , you know , i think that a child is better off with both parents , but kelly is sadly unfit . as a matter of fact , the more time that ace spends with her , the more concerned i am for the little guy 's well - being . evangeline : kelly ? kelly ? kelly ? oh , my god . kelly : i have to fix this . it 's -- it 's one of ace 's favorite toys . and i will . i will . i 'll fix it . i 'll fix everything . kelly : i have to put this back together because people ca n't see that things are starting to fall apart . evangeline : kelly , tell me what happened here . kelly : kevin came by . he said that they 're moving the court date up . evangeline : well , he 's going to regret that because i can use it against him . he 's not supposed to have any contact with you right now . kelly : i thought that he was going to talk about working something out with ace , you know , so that we could share custody , because that 's -- that 's what i want to do because that 's -- that 's what 's best for my son . but he does n't -- he does n't care about that . he just wants to take him away from me . he does n't -- he does n't care about -- about ace at all . he does n't care . evangeline : kelly , kelly , ok , just calm down . kelly : no , i ca n't , not after what kevin 's doing to me . evangeline : have you been getting any help ? have you been seeing a doctor ? kelly : i -- i -- i saw a doctor and he gave me these things , these pills . evangeline : well , you 're going to need more than those pills . you need to talk to someone to help you deal with this . i can only do so much in court . kelly : uh -- i think that , you know , these things -- these things are helping a lot . it 's just that seeing kevin , you know , really made me so exhausted , but i just think i need to lay down . evangeline : ok . you think you 're going to be all right ? kelly : uh - huh . yeah . i 'm -- you know , i 'm feeling better already , and these things work really fast , so i 'm going to be fine . i -- i can get it together . evangeline : i hope so . dorian : you see , i 've been very worried about kelly . she 's been under a lot of strain lately , and why blair will not stand by her family , i have no idea . addie : maybe i 'm confused . i thought todd and starr and jack were blair 's family . dorian : addie , i 'm talking about her blood relations -- you and me and kelly . but , no , blair wants no part of that , and i 'm very angry at her . addie : no , you 're not . you 're sad . your eyes are sad . i can see it . and you want blair back because you love her . and i 'm sure blair must be sad , too , because she loves you . david : huh . funny -- you do n't look like mrs. buchanan . kevin : ah . david vickers , please meet jillian masters . david : ah , yes , jillian masters . i know who you are . you 're drop - dead gorgeous pennsylvania royalty . i voted for your father in the last election -- twice . kevin : do n't you think that jillian would be perfect for a piece in `` craze `` ? i sold david my magazine . you 're taking care of it , are n't you ? david : `` craze `` is in very good hands , kevin . jillian : something wrong ? kevin : i just ca n't imagine what they 'd have to talk about . david : why have n't you told kevin that you 're the actual owner of `` craze `` ? todd : and spoil all my fun ? do n't you worry . i have plenty of surprises in store for kevin . [ door closes ] rex : yeah , do n't mind us . jen : i wo n't . rex : i 'd better go . i 'll see ya , ahem . excuse me . hudson : hold up , hot stuff . we need to talk . shannon : look , if this is about what just happened -- hudson : no , no , no , it 's not about that . it 's that somebody stole the pipe fittings and flanges we left at the site last night . shannon : oh , yeah , you guys think it 's me . hudson : well , everyone else has an excuse . riley : and we need your alibi . shannon : well , what if i do n't have one ? jen : nobody saw you last night ? shannon : it was my night off from this little freak show , and that makes me guilty ? hudson : everyone knows that you do n't like being here . shannon : yeah , and i ca n't wait for it to be over , so why would i trash it ? i do n't need this , all right ? hudson : hmm . yep , she did it . riley : well , if she did n't , who did ? john : hey . so did you hear about that body we found up at the quarry ? r.j. : well , no . no , i have n't had the radio on . john : hmm . yeah , we have n't been able to i.d . it yet . it was doused in lye ; teeth had been knocked out -- professional job . r.j. : well , thank you for the graphic update . john : yeah , graphic . oh , yeah , i almost forgot . yeah , you know , we did find something in your alley -- fabric fibers . i must have missed them last night . it 's amazing what forensics can do these days . we 're getting convictions on a single thread . blair : oh , mama , it is so good to see you . how are you ? addie : i 'm sad because of you and dorian . but not as sad as you two are . you have sad eyes , too . dorian : blair . blair : dorian . dorian : addie , i have to go now . good seeing you . i have to go home and take care of kelly . addie : blair ? blair : hmm ? addie : why are you mad at kelly ? blair : well , because she told lies about todd , mama . addie : lies are bad . why would kelly tell lies ? blair : because she 's -- she -- she may be getting sick , mama . addie : oh , that 's terrible . you 're not afraid it 'll get worse , are you ? blair : well , actually , mama , yes , that 's what we are all afraid of . kelly : oh , i love you so much . i 'm never going to let you out of my sight . i do n't know what i would do if i lost you . i do n't know how i would bear it . i do n't think i 'd want to go on living . david : hey . [ ace fusses ] david : yeah . john : all right , i want that forensic report on the fiber we found outside capricorn as soon as it gets in , got it ? [ knock on door ] john : i 'll call you back . what 's going on ? shannon : oh , thank god . all right , look , something 's happened . you have to clear me . i do n't know exactly how you 're going to be able to do this , but you have to do it . we have to figure this out . john : ok , slow down , slow down . just tell me what 's going on . shannon : ok , someone broke into the construction site again , but i swear to you i had nothing to do with it -- nothing . john : ok , i know you did n't . i 'll have a look into it . just -- look , go back there , try not to get in people 's faces , all right ? shannon : john , i do n't get in anybody 's face . they hate me . they all hate me . john : everybody does n't hate you . shannon : ok , well , not everybody . there 's one person that does n't hate me -- natalie 's brother . still hanging out with natalie ? john : she -- she lives in the building with another dude . shannon : mm - hmm . well , this is a nice color . it 's not exactly yours , but if it 's not natalie 's -- john : give me this . shannon : then it must be -- john : stop . leave this . hey . hey . leave it alone . all right , so this thing with natalie 's brother -- wait a minute , what happened to that kid river ? shannon : you know , john , life 's weird . just when you think you know what you want , something better comes along . you know what i mean ? rex : got your message . what 's up ? r.j. : well , i may have thought of a way for you to earn your way back into ultraviolet . interested ? rex : what do i have to do ? r.j. : well , the gallery is loaning some very expensive pieces of art to a film that 's shooting down in philly . they 're going to be heavily insured and an armored car is going to carry them down , and someone is going to hijack that car . rex : that would be me . r.j. : and , see , if you apply yourself , should n't be any problem , not even for you . rex : oh , no , except for armed guards . r.j. : now , look , look , they will be taken care of . in fact , they will hand you the pieces and you will hand them to me . no one gets hurt ; everybody 's happy . rex : probably not lindsay . does she know about this ? r.j. : no . and she wo n't find out . but she will find solace in the insurance money , hmm ? rex : lindsay 's not in it for the money . r.j. : maybe not . but the question here is , are you ? riley : so , let me ask you something -- that night you crawled into my bed , you were sleepwalking ? jen : weird , huh ? have n't done that in years . riley : well , i hope next time , you are awake . [ girl crying ] lindsay : hey . hi , honey . jen : did you hear something out here , like a cat or something ? lindsay : no , i did n't hear anything . jen : oh . well , what are you doing here ? lindsay : well , to tell you the truth , seeing you today made me really miss you . jen : i 've missed you , too . you 're not here because of me . you 're looking for rex . lindsay : that 's not true . jen : good . lindsay : i told you that it 's over between us , and i meant it . it 's over . jen : i 'm glad . because when i walked in here , he was making out with shannon mcbain right there on the couch . rex : so if i do this job for you , i 'll get ultraviolet back ? r.j. : if all goes according to plan , you will be a co - owner again . rex : i 'll do it . r.j. : good . now , i 'll get in touch with you with some more details later . in the meantime , you need to find someone that i can trust to help you out . it 's a smart move , rex . rex : yeah , for you , anyway . r.j. : sonia . yeah , everything 's all set . i do believe that you will be very pleased with the trinkets i send your way . shannon : i want to hear about the new girl . come on . john : no . evangeline : hey . john : hey . evangeline : i think i left my makeup bag here . john : yeah . shannon : nice lipstick . john : come on in , please . evangeline : i hope i did n't interrupt something . john : no , you 're not interrupting anything . shannon 's always up to something . there 's your stuff there . evangeline : ok . thank you . i 'll talk to you soon , ok ? john : i was looking in your guide here , and it said something about `` casablanca `` showing at the thalia next week . evangeline : oh . i should 've known you 'd like bogie . he did n't talk much , either . john : people can say a lot without talking . so is it a date ? evangeline : oh , yeah . it 's a date . yes ! addie : you do n't think you might catch what kelly has , do you ? blair : it 's not going to happen , mama . in fact , i am feeling better than i have in a long , long time . addie : except for dorian . blair : who needs dorian , especially since i have you ? addie : i 've seen you this happy before , all those other times when you got back together with todd . blair : mm - hmm . addie : and then you were sad again . blair : well , it 's not going to happen this time , mama , because this time it 's forever . this time , todd and i , we have absolutely everything . kevin : i 'm sorry to ruin your fun with the bohrs , todd . todd : do n't worry about it . it happens . jillian masters , right ? say , how would you like a little mention in `` craze 's `` `` jet set `` column ? kevin : you have nothing to say about that . todd : well , i should . i own it . kevin : no , david vickers -- todd : fronted me . i got your magazine . i got viki on my side . what else can i have ? i 'll be in touch . dorian : if kevin thinks hurrying up the procedure 's going to work to his advantage , he 's mistaken . we are still going to win . david : what does evangeline think that you should do ? kelly : just continue to be the best mom i know how to be . dorian : honey , are you all right ? kelly : yeah , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i 'm going to show ace that new pop - up book again , ok ? come on , let 's go look . dorian : all right . pop - up book ? david : he can barely focus . she is nuts . dorian : david , please . it is true that it was insane of her to think that she could pass that baby off as hers , but she ca n't lose that baby because the littlest thing now could push her right over the edge . kelly : do you know how much i love you ? hmm ? i love you more than anything . i 've loved you since i first laid eyes on you . i brought you into the world . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] john : now , why would you be so quick to trust r.j. gannon ? dorian : i thought you were so thrilled to have tico here . why have you changed your mind ? angelina : sonia will be back soon . jessica : are you afraid of her ? angelina : please help me to get out of here .
after sleeping together , john and evangeline arrange a real date . dorian goes to st anne 's to have a psychiatrist come back with her to help kelly . the psychiatrist refuses without kelly 's consent . while there , dorian visits addie and confesses her concerns about kelly . blair and todd try to win over a couple to sponsor them for country club membership . kevin comes along to sabotage their efforts . todd then lets him know that craze belongs to him and david was just a front . jen and riley realize their feelings for each other , but decide to play it cool until the project is over . jen hears a woman crying again in the carriage house . kevin goes to la boulaie and tells kelly that the divorce hearing is being moved up and she will never see ace again . kelly is so disturbed that she tears ace 's teddy bear apart . evangeline comes in to find kelly distraught as she is trying to repair the damage she 's done . shannon and rex talk about the people they really care about and then end up making out . rj hires rex to hijack art work that is headed for a philadelphia art gallery . in exchange , rex will reclaim his ownership of ultraviolet . a body is found in the quarry and john serves a search warrant on rj to search the alley . fabric fibers are found which worries rj .
antonio : do you need me to spell it out for you ? i just told you jessica did not show up for her interview . i do n't care . i want you to work overtime until you find out where she is . antonio : jessica was here . [ scene_break ] tess : i do n't understand . andrew : ok , it 's pretty simple . you 're not jessica buchanan . she is . tess : then there must be some mistake here . andrew : ok , she said she was jessica buchanan . she did the interview , got the job . now if you two do n't mind , please work this out between yourselves . tess : who the hell are you and why 'd you come down here saying you 're me ? layla : i can explain . tess : because i 'd like to know the explanation of why you 're here stealing my name and my job . layla : it 's not like that . tess : really ? then what 's it like ? layla : your boyfriend ? he 's a friend of mine . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] nash : how 'd you get in without being buzzed ? fred : when i have exciting news , there 's no lock that can hold me back . nash : oh , one of my neighbors was leaving when you got here ? fred : yes . nash : yeah . fred : but i still got great news . nash : hmm . fred : your wildest dreams , my friend -- they are about to come true . [ scene_break ] kelly : mmm , `` wow . `` kevin : `` wow `` is right . i second that . kelly : hmm . that was great . kevin : it was unbelievable . but i want more . kelly : oh , my god , kevin , are you taking something ? kevin : no , i do n't mean more like that . i mean , i do want more , just later , but i 'm talking about a relationship . i just want it to be more than just sex . kelly : me , too . kevin : and i do n't want you to have to think that the only reason i want to be with you is because spencer 's chasing you . kelly : no , i do n't think that anymore . kevin : well , then i guess the only question is , what 's it going to be ? kelly : what 's what going to be ? kevin : what 's going to end up driving us apart ? [ scene_break ] blair : back so soon ? dorian : oh , honey , i 'm so glad you 're still here . blair : oh , yeah . dorian : i have to talk to somebody about this , and if i talk to david about it , he 'll see that i 'm meddling -- oh , i hate that word -- and he 'll walk out on me again . blair : well , you know , i 'm not really in the mood , so if you do n't mind -- dorian : oh , we 've got to talk . this is about kelly . i really think she 's losing her mind . she 's going on and on about how she has fallen in love with kevin again . blair : really ? hmm . i told you so . dorian : blair , this is kevin buchanan we 're talking about . blair : and it 's kelly 's life we 're talking about , and it 's my life , and i 'm busy right now , and i -- i need you to go , please . dorian : i 'm so sorry , honey . something 's wrong . what is it ? blair : no , nothing . nothing is wrong . dorian : blair , i know you . yes , there 's something wrong . blair : no , there 's not . dorian : honey , tell me . blair : margaret cochran . [ scene_break ] asa : you want margaret ? you can have her . todd : you said you had n't gotten a hold of her yet . asa : i lied . todd : yeah , that 's what i like about you , asa . it 's always a game trying to guess if you 're telling the truth or not , even when you say you 're lying . asa : do you want to know where she is or not ? todd : you better not be screwing with me . you know where she is ? asa : yes , i do . she 's right here on my own property . [ scene_break ] antonio : jessica . jessica : i think i have the lumpy pillow . antonio : no ? no , that 's the one you like . jessica : what did you do ? what is this ? antonio : well , there 's only one way to find out . jessica : oh , my god . it 's beautiful . but is there an anniversary that i 've forgotten or something ? antonio : no . jessica : then what ? antonio : i just wanted you to have something that you can touch and feel and see that reminds you of how much i love you . jessica : thank you . and i love you , too . i 'm going to wear it forever , i promise . [ scene_break ] tess : you do n't know my boyfriend and you do n't know anything about me , except maybe my name . andrew : ahem ! layla : maybe you do n't know me , but i know you . i mean , i know who you are , jessica buchanan . tess : wrong . layla : you just told the receptionist your name . tess : because -- because people say that i look like jessica buchanan and i needed a job . layla : this is so lame . why are you lying ? tess : i 'm not . layla : ok . fine . whatever . tess : and how would you even know what jessica buchanan looked like anyway ? layla : i saw your picture . tess : where ? in the post office ? layla : at antonio 's apartment . remember , your boyfriend , antonio vega ? i told you , i know him . tess : well , i do n't . layla : antonio 's downstairs . so let 's go down and talk to him and figure this all out . [ scene_break ] kelly : oh , yes , that is our pattern , is n't it ? one minute we 're madly in love , the next minute we 're fighting , but i ca n't think of anything in the world to fight about right now . kevin : oh , just give me a minute . i 'm sure something will come out of my mouth to light the fuse . kelly : well , then we should just keep your mouth occupied . kevin : mm - hmm . mmm . i like that . kelly : hmm . kevin ? kevin : oh , i did n't even say anything . kelly : we have spent two wonderful afternoons together -- kevin : but ? kelly : but we have been through a lot and we 've hurt each other a lot , and i know that us being together does n't just make all that go away . kevin : i know . i mean , i know that i 've said i 'm sorry for everything that 's happened , but i also know that sometimes sorry is n't good enough . kelly : the thought of not having you in my life almost tore me apart , and -- i do n't know why i 'm bringing this up right now . i mean , it 's only been two afternoons . kevin : you know what ? i just want you to give me a chance to show you how much i love you . [ scene_break ] todd : margaret 's here in this house ? asa : trust me . she 's on my property . todd : trust you ? now i know you 're lying . asa : i just want to make sure that you and blair are holding up your end of the bargain . todd : i will . asa : what about blair ? todd : i 'll handle blair . just tell me where margaret is . asa : she 's in the guesthouse . asa : hold it . you may want to take this with you . [ scene_break ] margaret : i love you , sweetheart . that nasty woman is n't supposed to be with him . that 's supposed to be me . is n't it ? oh , la , la - la la - la , la - la , la - la i 'm a bad girl . i stole todd . well , i guess the proper protocol is to offer you a cigarette and a blindfold . what ? oh . you do n't want either ? well , do n't say i did n't offer them to you . is the executioner ready ? [ disguised voice ] ready . [ normal voice ] you may proceed . i 'm not going to go away , todd . [ scene_break ] nash : wildest dreams , huh ? and it does n't involve women . fred : that 's a fantasy . nash : ok . you 're giving me your car ? fred : fat chance . it was a one - time loan . nash : right , ok , ok , come on -- fred : besides , this is bigger than my car . nash : all right , tell me . fred : i think i have a backer for your winery . nash : you 're lying to me . fred : no lie . nash : ok , come on , give me the five w 's , staring with who . fred : a guy i met at a party . what ? he wants to invest . why ? he 's bucks up . where ? the hideaway , a little bar down on mercer . when ? hour and a half . nash : he 's really interested ? fred : mm - hmm , very . nash : ok , i 've thought about it . i 'm going to kiss you . fred : no , you do that , i will kick your butt . nash : dude , the timing -- it could n't be more perfect . now i do n't have to rely on bruce -- fred : wait , do n't tell me bruce wanted in on the winery . nash : yeah , i do n't really know what he wanted in on . fred : cryptic . nash : yeah . i got to get changed . thank you for setting this up . fred : hey , who 's the babe ? nash : what babe ? fred : tell me you 're not cross - dressing . nash : tess . her name 's tess . fred : hmm . real deal ? nash : yeah . yeah , it is . [ scene_break ] layla : hey ! tess : let me go ! layla : you do n't want to see antonio ? tess : no . layla : well , he really , really wants to see you , and i 'll call him on his cell and he 'll be right up , jessica . tess : look , i 'm not jessica , i do n't know any antonio 's , and i 'm out of here . layla : no -- wait ! come back ! antonio : who the hell are you yelling at ? layla : jessica . antonio : wait . you saw her ? layla : yes , i saw her . antonio : you 're sure it was her ? layla : yes . antonio : ok , well , what did she say ? where did she go ? layla : she said she did n't know you , and then she just ran . she went that way . [ scene_break ] dorian : margaret cochran ? what has she done ? blair , is she after you again ? blair : no , it 's nothing like that . dorian : well , then what is it ? tell me . blair : i thought i saw her . dorian : you saw her ? did you call the police ? blair : no , i just thought that i saw her , but it was in my mind . i was hallucinating . dorian : oh , you poor darling . you see what that psychotic woman has done to you ? is anybody doing anything to find her ? blair : well , i -- i actually have a buchanan checking in on it for me . dorian : oh . when are you going to figure out that it 's absolutely pointless to count on a buchanan for anything ? you expect our incompetent police commissioner to find margaret ? blair : it 's not bo . dorian : please do not tell me it 's kevin . blair : asa is looking in on it for me . dorian : asa ? blair : yes , asa . dorian : asa , the fiend who kidnapped you ? blair : ok , you know what ? now i 'm sorry i even brought it up to you . i should have never even admitted it to you . dorian : he should have been locked up in a cold , dark prison cell for what he did to you . blair : and i agree with you on that . dorian : then why did that thug carlo hesser take the blame for what asa did ? it just does n't make any sense . blair , i am waiting for an answer . blair : look , todd and i made a deal . dorian : oh , please do n't tell me it was with asa . blair : we agreed with asa that we would let carlo take the rap for what asa did to me if asa would take care of margaret for us . dorian : and -- ahem -- specifically , in what context did you mean `` take care of `` ? [ scene_break ] todd : ok . what am i supposed to do with that ? asa : i know damn well what i would do with this if somebody threatened my family . she humiliated you , manning . she tried to kill blair . she 's going to do it again if she gets a chance . the woman 's nuts . so if i were you , i would take something like this along with me and i 'd feel a little safer . asa : oh , before you go off halfcocked , there 's something else you should know . todd : margaret 's in the guesthouse . i guess that 's all i need to know . asa : i just might have killed two birds with one stone . you 're a genius , asa . [ scene_break ] layla : any luck ? antonio : no . no sign of her . layla : i 'm sorry . maybe it was n't her . maybe it was n't jessica . antonio : no , no , it -- it was hers . i found this on the street . what else did she say ? layla : she found out i was posing as her , and she got really mad , and then she said how i stole her job . then that 's when she started talking about how she was n't jessica . it 's so bizarre that i ran into her like that . i mean , if i had n't gone back up for my picture and resume , she would have never even seen you , i never would have saw her . antonio : her resume ? it has to have an address or -- or a phone number . i mean , how else would they gotten in touch with her ? layla : the designer -- she had her resume while she was interviewing me . antonio : that 's what i need to get . [ scene_break ] nash : green one -- earthy -- powerful . hey . i 'm so glad you 're back . i got the best news . what 's wrong ? tess : just a tough day . nash : job interview ? tess : i did n't get it . nash : i 'm sorry . hey , come on . i mean , that fashion designer does n't know what she missed out on . do n't worry . come on , if some crazy buffoon ca n't see what i see , then that 's her loss , all right ? do n't worry . there are jobs , better jobs . do n't worry . tess : i -- so , what 's your news ? nash : all right , which one ? green ? blue ? green ? tess : well , that depends on where you 're going . nash : i think i got an investor for my winery . tess : oh , that 's so great . i know how much you wanted it . congratulations . nash : thank you . yeah , i do . tess : oh , it 's great . nash : yeah . tess : so are you going to move to california ? nash : well , i mean , let 's not get ahead of ourselves . i mean , i 'm not , you know , claiming my spot on the beach or anything just yet , but -- tess : why not ? why do n't you and i just go ? nash : sorry ? tess : we can just pick up and go for three days . literally , just pick up and leave . nash : i 'd love to , but i just got to , you know , run to this meeting first . tess : well , i know , and then after we can go . we can just lay on the beach for three days and stick our toes in the sand and we wo n't have to think about anything but each other and -- nash : come on , what 's going on ? tess : nothing . nash : something 's going on besides this , you know , not - getting - your - job thing . tess : i do n't know . nash : what ? look -- hey . something 's going on between you and i , right ? even though we 've only known each other for a little while , i think we should trust each other . tess : i just feel like i 'm losing it . i feel like i 'll lose everything . [ scene_break ] kelly : being with you like this , it makes me think that we 'll never hurt each other again . kevin : we wo n't . i mean , i know that this has only been two afternoons , but i also know that we ca n't erase the past . kelly : no . but it 's a good start . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , do you mean what i think you mean when you say asa is going to `` take care of `` margaret ? blair : i do n't care what asa does to her , just as long he gets that witch out of my life . dorian : i could n't agree more . margaret does need to be dealt with , but not by asa . why is n't todd taking care of her ? blair : no . no . todd can not go anywhere near that woman . she 's put him through enough already . dorian : she 's put him through enough ? she locked you in a car trunk . she nearly crushed you to death . todd laid on a bed for a few weeks . i would hardly call that rough going . blair : dorian , she put him through hell while they were up in that cabin . dorian : oh , yeah . most men would call being waited on hand and foot by an infatuated woman a little bit of heaven . blair : you do n't know . dorian : i will grant you she is no looker . blair : she 's a maniac . dorian : she bathed him . she fed -- blair : she raped him . [ scene_break ] margaret : [ as blair ] oh . i ca n't see you . are you there , todd ? i ca n't hear anything . are you there ? [ normal voice ] oh , todd . oh , my beautiful todd . you have come to carry me away . todd : no , margaret , i 'm going to kill you . margaret : oh , you are such a jokester . todd : shut up . margaret : oh , you can fool a lot of people , but you ca n't fool me . todd : this is n't a joke , margaret . you 're insane , and everyone knows it . i mean , you shot me and you tried to blow me up , but now -- now you try to go after me , and i 'm going to defend myself . self - defense . margaret : oh , do n't be silly . put the gun down . you are n't going to shoot anyone . todd : wrong . margaret : i know you can get very mad at me , but you would never kill your own baby . [ scene_break ] andrew : what do you want now ? antonio : you want to make a couple hundred bucks ? andrew : please . throw in a bentley and a condo and we 'll talk . antonio : there 's 500 . i want jessica buchanan 's resume . andrew : i can get fired for that . antonio : i wo n't tell if you do n't . antonio : thanks . got it . layla : nicely done . antonio : 648 clinton street . layla : did you get an apartment number ? antonio : no , no , but at least i got the address . layla : antonio ? antonio : yeah . layla : why did she come here without telling you ? i mean , if she 's your girlfriend , why did she run and say she did n't know you ? antonio : i do n't know . i do n't know , but i 'm going to find out . layla : do you want me to come with you ? antonio : no , no , i got to do this on my own . layla : i figured . layla : good luck . antonio : thanks . [ scene_break ] tess : oh , i just -- i just feel like everything 's going to fall apart . nash : i mean , come on . if it 's the job interview , it 's not that big of a deal . tess : oh , it 's not the job . nash : look , everything else is just starting to come together . it looks like i might be getting my winery , and you and i -- i mean , last night , it was n't just -- you know , was it ? tess : no , it was n't . that 's the problem . i just feel like when everything is too good to be true , somebody , something , some time is just going to come in and take it all away . nash : ok , first of all , nothing is too good for you or us . we deserve good things . and second of all , nothing or no one is going to get in our way . all right ? all right . [ scene_break ] dorian : did i hear you right ? todd was raped ? blair : she forced him to have sex with her , dorian . dorian : he told you this himself ? blair : why did i even bother to tell you this ? dorian : well , of course you should have told me . that 's what i 'm here for , to listen . how ironic , though -- todd being raped . blair : oh , you know , dorian , please , please . dorian : i 'm having a little trouble visualizing how that would work . blair : why do n't you picture this . i 'm locked in a trunk . she tells him that i 'm going to die if he does n't give her what she wants . she threatens to kill his children . now , what was a man to do , dorian ? you tell me . dorian : she did all of that to you and the children just to have sex with todd ? blair : she did n't want sex with him . she wanted his baby . dorian : she is n't -- i -- margaret is n't pregnant , is she ? [ scene_break ] margaret : surprise . todd : no , i do n't buy it . margaret : well , it 's true . todd : is this -- no , this is one of your sick tricks to get inside my head . margaret : no , no , no , it 's not a trick . feel . feel . oh . he kicked ! oh , he knows it 's you ! he knows it 's his daddy ! oh , yes , your son , todd . todd jr . [ scene_break ] nash : ok , ok . hmm . before we get all hot and heavy here , i got to put on just the brakes just for -- mmm -- for a minute . i do n't want to be late for this meeting . tess : no , no , we do n't want you to be late , ok . nash : no , of course not . ok , which one ? which one ? blue ? green ? tess : the blue . it 's the new pink . nash : pink 's good . ok , pink 's good . all right , ok ? ok ? so ? well ? well ? tess : well ? well ? well ? well ? nash : well ? huh ? tess : well , you look hot . nash : not the look i 'm looking for . tess : oh , did i say hot ? nash : hot . tess : i meant professional -- nash : mm - hmm . tess : and trustworthy -- nash : uh - huh . tess : and intelligent -- nash : uh - huh . tess : and really , really smoking hot . nash : hmm . that is the look i 'm looking for . ok . wish me luck . tess : you 're not going to need luck . once you get through with these guys , they 're going to offer you enough cash for two wineries . and when you get back , we 're going to celebrate -- a nice bottle of vino -- nash : mm - hmm . tess : a little dessert -- nash : oh , oh . tess : a little tess a la mode ? nash : uh - huh . mmm , mmm . ok , ok . i 'm going . i 'm going . even though it goes against everything we talked about , i think i 'm starting to fall in love with you . yeah . [ scene_break ] blair : margaret is not pregnant . dorian : how do you know ? blair : because she took a home pregnancy test , dorian , and it came back negative , that 's how i know . dorian : she could be lying -- or she 's telling the truth . those tests are n't 100 % accurate . blair : well , you know , i know that . but i 'm not going to go there , all right ? she 's not pregnant . besides , they only did it once . dorian : as far as you know . blair : todd told me they only did it once , and i believe him . dorian : yes , of course , because todd always tells the truth . blair : oh , stop it ! just stop it , dorian . do you have any idea what he must have gone through , huh ? having her force herself on him ? and i know you 've hated todd . you 've always hated me with todd . but why do n't you once just stand in his shoes and realize what he must have gone through ? how he was fighting for his family 's life ? your family ! your family ! now , does n't that account for anything ? dorian : i grant you he was in a difficult position . blair : and i swear to you , dorian , if you breathe one word of this to anyone , including david -- especially david -- i will never , ever forgive you . dorian : i will not say a word . blair : you swear it on my mother 's life . dorian : oh , that 's absolutely -- blair : on my mother 's life ! dorian : i swear on your mother 's life , my sister addie 's life , yes , that i will not say a word -- blair : to anyone . dorian : i was going to get to that . i wo n't say a word to anyone about what you just told me . are you happy ? blair : no , i 'm not happy . but i told you and now i 'm going to have to live with it . but i need you to leave now because there are things -- i just need to call todd . he should be back by now . dorian : fine . you go ahead . i 'll leave . goodbye , blair . please give todd my best . blair : hey . where are you ? are you at asa 's ? just call me . call me back when you get this message , please . [ scene_break ] todd : no . it 's impossible . i saw the test . margaret : well , the test was wrong . it turns out i was very erratic with it . well , you can guess how happy i was when i took the second test . todd : you do n't know it 's mine . margaret : what , do you want proof ? all you have to do is take -- todd : i 'm not doing anything . margaret : oh . come on , gloomy gus . we have a lot that we need to talk about . well , first of all , i 've already gone to a reverend reede , and i talked to him about the christening , and i was thinking about viki as the godmother and kevin as the godfather , but i know that you really do n't like kevin -- todd : i already have a family . margaret : i 've already taken that into consideration . you ca n't have two families for one man , so , well , what could i do ? we 're just going to have to eliminate one of them . and i want to be sure that todd jr. has a very stable home and he -- a little boy needs a male role model and he needs a doting mother . and i 've already thought about jack . he could be a very good older brother for todd jr. but blair and starr are going to have to go bye - bye . they 'll need to be eliminated . todd : you crazy bitch . you 're not going anywhere near my family . margaret : oh , no ? and blair is not going anywhere near mine . they are going to have to die . do you hear me ? ugh ! no ! no ! oh , no ! todd : you bitch . [ scene_break ] tess : wait ! nash : is everything ok ? tess : i think so . nash : all right , then . tess : there 's something that i -- i have to tell you , i need to tell you -- nash : something important ? tess : yeah , and i never thought it would be . nash : ok , you 've got my attention . tess : i -- i think -- nash : you think ? tess : you know what ? that thing that you said before -- nash : which shirt to wear , yeah . tess : i think i 'm falling in love with you , too . and when you come home later , there 's some things that i have to tell you about me . nash : you do n't have to tell me anything , ok ? that was then , this is now , and tomorrow is something i want to spend with you . tess : i want to spend tomorrow with you , too , but i -- i have to tell you everything . nash : ok . well , hey , why do n't you wait for me in our apartment , and -- my meeting should n't last longer than an hour . tess : or i could just wait for you right here on this bench . that way i 'll be closer to you . nash : ooh , now that i like . tess : go get your winery already , will you ? nash : all right . here . about an hour . antonio : jessica ? [ scene_break ] blair : where 's todd ? asa : you forgot to knock . blair : where is he ? asa : where is who ? blair : do n't mess with me , asa . i know he was here . asa : oh , right , right , todd . blair : where did he go , asa ? asa : he did not give me his itinerary . blair : i swear to you , if you 've hurt him in any way -- asa : hell , i would n't touch him . blair : asa , he came here to find out what you had found out about margaret cochran . asa : that 's what you think ? blair : and you knew he was going to go to the police today and tell them everything unless you told us what you did with margaret ! asa : things look very different to very different people . blair : ok , let me tell you how things look to me . the truth is you kidnapped me . the truth is that you let carlo hesser take the rap for it , and the truth is todd and i are not going to let you get away with it ! now , where is he ? asa : please , please , please , sweetheart . do n't you get yourself all riled up . blair : oh -- asa : why do n't you go home , put your feet up , fix yourself a drink . everything is under control . blair : `` under control `` ? what the hell does that mean , asa ? asa : that means that you have nothing to worry about , sweetheart . you will never see the likes of margaret cochran ever again . [ scene_break ] [ margaret coughs ] margaret : oh -- oh -- oh -- oh , oh , that did n't go well at all . [ todd gasps ] margaret : your daddy is very grumpy . i guess it was too much of a surprise for him . he 's very strong . his pulse is beating so well for someone who is bleeding so badly . oh , but do n't worry , my todd jr. daddy just has to get used to his new family . take all the time you need , darling . you 're going to be up and about in no time . oh , we have had some amazing times , lots of squabbles , but you 've survived them all . what doozies . i hope our son is just like you . oh . au revoir , my love . [ next_on ] tess : i think we both know that it 's over between us . marcie : you might want to rethink keeping quiet about natalie . evangeline : i need to remember every detail about the night i was kidnapped . i think we should find someone to hypnotize me . natalie : i 've got to get back to you , john .
dorian visits blair again to tell her that kelly has gotten back together with kevin . they discuss todd , and blair tells her that margaret had raped todd in order for her to become pregnant with his child . asa gives todd a gun , and tells him that she is on his property . todd goes in search of her . he finds her in one of asa 's cottages . todd ca n't believe that margaret is indeed pregnant with his child . she assures him that she , and todd , jr. are his family now along with jack but blair , and starr will have to be killed . todd knocks her to the floor , and begins to choke her . she grabs the scissors lying on the floor , and stabs him with them .he begins bleeding profusely . she checks to see if he will live , and then she leaves . blair goes to see asa , and demands to know where todd is . asa refuses to tell her . tess and nash both declare their love for each other . nash goes to a business meeting , but tess waits out front for him . she meets up with antonio .
claudia : i do n't want a fraction of your kiss to fill my empty heart i will sail on my own do n't you have people to do that for you ? antonio : oh , a little manual labor never hurt anyone . claudia : hmm . and it sure builds those muscles , huh ? antonio : well , i did n't mean to interrupt your rehearsal . go on , keep singing . you sounded great . claudia : thanks , but i could use a break . so , how 's jessica ? recovered from the trauma ? antonio : yeah , pretty much . i 'm not sure i am . claudia : and yet you let him get away with it . i will never understand that . kidnapping jessica and the baby ? antonio : well , now , excuse me , claudia , but i did n't let him get away with it . if you remember , i wanted to have him arrested , but jessica refused . she felt sorry for him , i guess . claudia : could it be the tess part of her is still in love with nash ? [ scene_break ] nash : good morning . jessica : hi , nash . nash : came here for breakfast ? jessica : yeah , but actually -- nash : but if you 'd known i was here , you would 've gone somewhere else . jessica : no . actually , it 's fine . nash : who 's taking care of brennan ? jessica : antonio 's mom and actually , it 's bree . nash : what ? jessica : uh -- antonio and i decided to start calling her bree instead of brennan , so it 's going to be bree buchanan . nash : so now my daughter does n't have any part of my name at all . [ scene_break ] john : welcome back , boss . [ scene_break ] blair : starr ? todd : no , there 's no change . sorry . blair : todd , you were -- you 're not supposed to let me sleep this long . you were supposed to wake me up so you could get some rest . todd : no , that 's ok . i 'm sure you need it more than i do . i do n't imagine you get much sleep when you spend the night with your boyfriend . [ scene_break ] clint : dorian ? dorian : clint ! i -- i -- i was just hoping that you would stop by . i -- well , you must 've read my mind . bless your heart . clint : how 's starr ? dorian : much the same . uh -- blair and todd are in there with her now . did you have a chance to see asa ? clint : yeah . i stopped by there . there 's no change there , either . dorian : , i 'm so sorry . clint : yeah . i was wondering -- does adriana know about this ? dorian : about starr ? clint : yeah . dorian : no -- no , she does n't . clint : well , when she finds out , she 's going to want to come back . dorian : oh , oh , certainly . but then , of course , in the meantime , i know that rex is taking very good care of her . [ scene_break ] rex : damn it ! all i did was try to protect you . [ scene_break ] man : this is the last station for a while . adriana : it 's not open yet . man : does n't look like it . adriana : so , what do we do -- wait ? man : ca n't get anywhere without good old gas . adriana : none of this looks familiar . i do n't think this is the way rex and i drove up . is it a shortcut ? man : no , actually , it 's a slightly longer route , but it avoids a lot of the early morning commuter traffic . adriana : so what time do you think it opens -- the station , i mean ? man : i do n't know -- there 's no sign anywhere . it should n't be long , though . adriana : let 's hope . man : so , if you do n't mind me asking , why would a nice girl like you be hitchhiking alone so late at night ? do n't you know , young lady , how dangerous that can be ? [ scene_break ] bo : place is blue . john : hmm . bo : i almost did n't recognize it . john : that 'll teach you to leave . bo : oh , man , you know what ? bad thing -- they took out all the -- all the nails when they painted the place . john : yeah , i got a -- i got a hammer and some nails in my office . i 'll drop it by later . bo : all right . you know what ? um -- all of this can wait . do you know what i want to do right now ? i want to get back to doing my job . john : i understand . i 'll tell you what -- i 'll let you get back to work then , commissioner . hey , actually , i meant to ask -- how 's starr doing ? bo : no change , really , but , you know , i 'm sure as soon as she comes around , then blair 's going to be right back on her mission to nail spencer . john : she is determined to make it up to manning , is n't she ? bo : yeah . truman 's messed with a lot of people 's lives . john : it 's going to end , bo -- soon . bo : you got something on him ? john : i have n't got a handle on it yet , but i will . [ scene_break ] blair : do n't start in about spencer , not now . todd : i just want him away from my daughter . blair : well , i do n't think you 're going to have to worry about that , todd . spencer -- well , starr does n't want anything to do with him , and that 's just fine with me . todd : well , you do n't mind she does n't like him , huh ? blair : i did n't say that . i just do n't think that we should be talking about it right now , that 's all . hey , baby . can you hear me ? todd : she 's going to be fine . blair : you sound confident . todd : i am . blair : what are you going to do , todd -- bring in one of those expensive specialists and buy a positive outcome ? todd : what is that supposed to mean , blair ? blair : well , you did it for evangeline -- bought her eyesight . must 've been mighty expensive . todd : do you have a point ? blair : just that she 's going to owe you now . todd : no , i owed her . and i always pay back my debts . blair : yeah , well , so do i . todd : hmm . too bad you and i do n't want the same things anymore , blair . blair : oh , i think we do . [ scene_break ] clint : oh , yeah , i forgot -- the `` new and improved `` dorian . dorian : i beg your pardon ? clint : well , the other day , you went on about rex , how if he 's making your daughter happy , you 're all for it . dorian : and you do n't think i meant it ? clint : oh , no , i -- i think you meant it in the moment , but i was just wondering how long this is going to last . dorian : i hope for a very long time , a long while . she said she 's in love with him , and , well , he 's obviously very committed to her , so who -- who am i to object ? clint : yeah , he has gone out of his way to protect her . dorian : absolutely . um -- you know , this -- this danger does seem to be ongoing , and , well , i 've put aside my personal concerns for adriana just for the greater good , besides which i 'm very grateful to rex for taking this whole stalker threat very seriously . [ scene_break ] adriana : i know hitchhiking 's risky , but i was desperate . bruce : i could see that . adriana : you were right before . it was my boyfriend -- well , ex - boyfriend . bruce : oh , what happened ? did he hurt you ? adriana : no , not physically . look , i do n't want to bore you with the whole story . bruce : you bore me ? i do n't think so . go for it . it might help to vent , you know ? besides , i 'm one of those really good listeners . adriana : look , i 'm really grateful that you came when you did and that you were my neighbor from down the beach . otherwise , i would n't have gotten in the car with a strange man . bruce : i 'm not that strange , at least not until you get to know me -- bah ! adriana : um -- i have another favor to ask . bruce : sure . adriana : i left in such a hurry that i did n't take my phone , my purse , nothing . and i was wondering if i could borrow your phone . i 'd really like to call home and tell my mom i 'm on my way . you mean you have n't tried honey bunches of oats yet ? [ scene_break ] antonio : tess has n't been out in a while . claudia : but what if she were to come out ? antonio : she wo n't . she wo n't , all right ? jessica 's close to being integrated , and when she is , she 'll finally have all of tess ' memories . all right ? and then she 'll finally realize that nash used tess the same way he used you . claudia : nash is pretty smooth . it 's really hard for a girl not to believe every word he says . antonio : well , you know how dangerous he is . otherwise , you would n't have helped me find him in new york . claudia : i was glad to do that , but please , antonio . nash can not know that i helped you . antonio : i understand . claudia : yeah , i mean , his scary temper -- god only knows what he would do to me . antonio : listen , no worries , ok ? i 'm not going to let nash get anywhere near you . [ scene_break ] jessica : nash , we did n't change her name . nash : antonio put you up to this ? jessica : no , he did n't ! let me explain -- nash : i should have known ! jessica : nash ! nash : he could n't take my daughter having my name . jessica : stop it , ok ? let me explain . we did n't change her name . it 's just -- nash : it 's just at antonio -- jessica : it 's a nickname ! nash : ah . jessica : that 's it ! it 's a nickname . nash : it 's a nickname . jessica : we just thought it would be nice . nash : because antonio hated calling her brennan because it reminded him that she 's my daughter . jessica : is that really so hard for you to understand ? nash : no . and i promise not to cause any more trouble , and that 's all i 'm going to say . jessica : well , i appreciate that . nash : sure . you know , you 're lucky i 'm being a lot cooler about this than tess would have . jessica : well , tell me -- what would tess be saying and doing right now ? [ scene_break ] todd : what is it we both want , blair ? blair : for starr to wake up . what 'd you think i meant ? todd : i do n't know . all right . u do n't want to tell me , does n't matter . starr : mom ? dad ? blair : hey . [ scene_break ] bruce : you 're more than welcome to use my cell phone , but you 're going to have to hold off till we get back on the main road . i drive this route all the time -- signal in this area is pretty shaky . adriana : oh . ok , i 'll -- i 'll wait . bruce : so , if you 're up for it , you could tell me your story . it 'll pass the time , right ? you seem pretty upset about something , so , like i said , it might help to talk about it . i know it always helps me . adriana : it 's so strange . bruce : what is ? adriana : i thought rex and i were really connected . you know ? it just felt right . we had the same sense of humor , we 're attracted to each other . it just worked , you know ? we loved each other and totally trusted each other . bruce : so what happened ? adriana : well , i 'd done some modeling and -- bruce : i knew it , i knew it . you sure are pretty enough . adriana : thank you , but it 's not like i had a career or anything . i mean , i had done a couple of magazine covers , nothing big , but it was enough to get me a stalker . can you believe that ? bruce : a stalker ? no , you 're kidding . adriana : i wish . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , that is so wonderful . she woke up , she said your name . blair : she did , and , well , she passed right back out again , but the doctor 's in there , and we 'll just have to wait and see . i -- i know i 'm a mess . dorian : well , i -- i do have tissues -- blair : no , i 've -- dorian : compact ? blair : i 've got a bunch of them right here , actually . um -- tell you what . i actually need to take care of something , so if you 'll excuse me . todd ? i 'll be right back . i 'm going to go get some fresh air . todd : yeah . give my love to spencer . [ scene_break ] bo : truman seems to have covered all his tracks , huh ? john : he 's feeling confident right now . that 's when guys like that make mistakes . bo : yeah . john : look , i -- i 'll let you get back to work . bo : no , no , no , no , no . come on , no , no , no . you know what it is -- balsom . i -- i thought he 'd call me this morning . john : why is that ? bo : well , adriana took off from where they were staying . john : took off ? bo : yeah . yeah -- ok , what balsom said , which really did n't make a lot of sense -- i 'll give you the short version . apparently , she thought he w hooked up with this guy that 's been stalking her , and she freaked and -- and took off . she did n't have a wallet , no cell phone , no -- no anything . and this ferry boat captain ? he said nobody matching her description took the ferry back to the mainland last night . john : so she must still be on the island . bo : yeah . hopefully , she 's just hiding from balsom , and then she 's going to reach out . she 's going to call dorian -- soon . [ scene_break ] rex : hey ! hey , hold up ! stop ! why are you -- i just want to talk ! [ scene_break ] bruce : you must 've been scared out of your pretty little head . adriana : more scared than i 've ever been in my entire life . and i thought like an idiot that my boyfriend was trying to protect me from the big , bad stalker . bruce : well , if he 's any kind of man , i 'm sure he was . adriana : that 's what he wanted me to think , too . then , i found out that the emails fm the stalker came from rex 's computer . bruce : oh , wait . are you trying to tell me you think your boyfriend was stalking you ? adriana : no . i mean , that 's what i thought at first , then i realized that that 's impossible , but i do think that he set it all up -- the emails , the attacks , everything . bruce : why would he do that ? adriana : so he could rescue me and be my hero . bruce : that 's sick . no wonder you ran away . and believe me , honey , you are better off without him . [ scene_break ] rex : sorry , bo . i know you 're against this , but have no choice . [ scene_break ] nash : i know exactly what tess would be saying , but i do n't think you want to hear it . jessica : well , i asked , did n't i ? nash : all righty . ahem . she would be pissed that you decided to give her daughter , who she named , a nickname . she would think that was completely unfair . so , she 'd get upset . she would call antonio a jerk and a creep and a sneak , and then i would try to calm her down , and she 'd throw her hands in the air and get pissed at me and call me a jerk and a sneak and a creep and probably worse . but then she would realize that i 'm not the one she should 've been mad at , so she 'd start apologizing for having lashed out at me . and then we 'd make up , and we 'd end up in bed , making love . that happened a lot . jessica : is that supposed to make me jealous or something ? nash : now , why would that make you jealous ? jessica : hearing about all of the wonderful sex that you and tess have , ok ? why would i be interested in that ? why would i care ? nash : i do n't know -- you asked . i was just about to ask you why you were so curious . you 've never wanted to talk about this before . jessica : well , because i had another memory last night about tess when you were on the phone to that lawyer guy . nash : the one who put the drug in tess ' drink ? jessica : i got to go . carlotta needs to -- nash : jessica , please -- hey . after bruce put that drug in tess ' drink , do you remember what happened next ? [ scene_break ] claudia : it 's sweet of you to be so protective of me , antonio . but i -- i 'm not in any danger from nash . antonio : but you just said that if nash found out you helped me -- claudia : that he would lose his temper , and he would , but i can take him . you know , i mean , i 've learned how to handle his little temper tantrums . antonio : hey , i 'm sorry . we 're closed . i said we 're closed . claudia : oh , no , i must 've forgotten to relock the door after i came in . man : you the owner ? antonio : well , that depends . [ scene_break ] dorian : well , what do you want me to be -- hysterical ? and how would that possibly help anything ? clint : i do n't know , but are you telling me that you 're not the least bit worried about your daughter ? dorian : well , of course i 'm worried about her . i always worry about all of my girls . [ scene_break ] adriana : the more i think about it , the more it makes sense . it plays into all his insecurities . bruce : how so ? adriana : well , rex always saw himself as the bad guy , you know , the screw - up , and i think this w his way of turning himself into the good guy in my eyes . he 's totally warped , but i guess he was desperate -- so desperate that he did n't care about the nightmare he was putting me through . bruce : sounds to me like you 're not going to be able to forgive him . adriana : i really should n't be going on like this . all i want to do is get home , although i do n't know why . all my mother is going to do when i get there is say `` i told you so . `` bruce : yeah , but at least you know your mother loves you and that she 's only looking out for your best interests . adriana : i suppose . bruce : well , looks like someone 's pulling in -- must be the guy who runs the station . i 'll get us some gas , we 'll be on our way . adriana : great . would you mind -- i 'm so thirsty . um -- would you mi getting me a bottle of water ? i 'm sorry that i ca n't even pay you for it -- bruce : do n't even finish that sentence . i 'd be more than happy to get you anything you want . adriana : thank you . [ scene_break ] john : mc bain . blair : hey , it 's me , blair . john : what have you got ? blair : i found a photograph -- it was in spencer 's dresser . he was much younger , he was with his dad , and they had matching guns . john : where are you ? blair : i 'm at the hospital with starr . john : how is she ? blair : she 's the same . but i left the picture in an envelope at the main desk for you , ok ? john : right . hey -- thanks . blair : ok . got to go . evangeline : yes ? oh . blair : i 'm sorry . i should 've knocked . i 'm just a little rattled . evangeline : of course . how 's starr ? blair : there 's no change . evangeline : you must be out of your mind with worry . i just -- i pray you get some good news soon . blair : well , i pray it 's as wonderful as you getting your eyesight back . evangeline : i ca n't -- i ca n't even describe how i feel . blair : hmm . all because of todd , right ? evangeline : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm just so grateful to him for everything he 's done for me . blair : and why do you think that he 's doing all of this for you , evangeline ? evangeline : i 'm not sure i follow . blair : hmm . maybe you can follow this -- do you think he 's having real feelings for you ? [ scene_break ] nash : hey , you said you wanted to remember . jessica : i have to go . nash : jessica , please . bruce put the drug in your drink at my place . jessica : not my drink -- tess ' drink ! nash : ok . he put the drug in tess ' drink . then ? tess : this looks like mine . bruce : yeah , bottom 's up . nash : do n't ! get your slimy mitts off of her . bruce : see , she 's not worth it . she 's all yours . tess : just a 411 -- i 'm not yours , not even a little . nash : oh , i know . and that is just about the one good thing about this day . tess : well , then , what was that about just then ? nash : he slipped you a roofie , all right ? you 're about to hit the dirt in two -- seconds . jessica : he tried to rape her . how could you get involved with somebody like that ? nash : because bruce gets stuff done and i was desperate to get back with the woman i love , the woman you 're trying to remember being . jessica : that 's not what i said , nash ! ok ? i -- i want to know about your memories -- nash : why ? jessica : of your time with tess . nash : why ? jessica : because i need those memories . nash : why ? jessica : can you let me finish ? nash : you were about to say that you need those memories to help you integrate , but i think you 're curious . you 're curious about what your life was like when you were with me . jessica : no ! nash : well , what do you want me to say ? we were happy . we were good together . we trusted each other , we relied on each other and i hate to tell you this , but we made each other happy in bed , but then i already told you that , did n't i ? jessica : stop it , nash ! nash : why ? why is it so hard for you to hear , jessica ? jessica : because you keep on using words like `` we , `` like i was there , like you made love to me , and that 's not true ! i was n't there ! nash : well , i guess it depends how you look at it , does n't it ? i mean , it sure looked like your face and your body , so if it was n't you , who was it ? jessica : you 're unbelievable . you do n't want to help me , you do n't care about me . you just want your precious tess back . nash : yeah , i do ! i want tess back . i 'm being honest with you -- i always have been . jessica : this conversation 's over . nash : oh , come on . jessica ? jessica , it unnerves you that i know every inch of your body . [ scene_break ] antonio : do n't worry about a thing . i 'm going to get you everything you want . just do n't hurt us . now , very slowly , i 'm going to reach into my pocket and i 'm going to get the key . claudia : how did you do that ? antonio : call it in . claudia : oh . antonio : son of a bitch , that felt good . just like the old times . [ scene_break ] evangeline : no , i do n't think todd has feelings for me . blair : you do n't think , which means you do n't know . evangeline : i 'm with cristian . todd knows that . he 's my good friend , and i think he 's ting to repay me for -- blair : for your loyalty ? huh . it 's ok . you can use that word around me , evangeline . evangeline : for my loyalty . yes . blair : well , i think there 's more -- much more . [ scene_break ] dorian : i 'm only saying that , worried as i am about adriana -- and believe me , i 'll continue worrying until she comes home -- i have to admit , clint , i -- i think she 's better off away from rex balsom . clint : oh , so your approval of him was just temporary , huh ? dorian : yes . uh -- i mean , i -- i -- i was all right about it as long as rex seemed to be making her happy , but now that that 's no longer true , well , i not only feel vindicated , i feel relieved . [ scene_break ] todd : how 's spencer doing ? blair : actually i went to see evangeline . todd : why is that ? blair : oh , i just wanted to tell her how happy i was that she 's regained her eyesight , all thanks to you . todd : yeah , thanks to the surgeon . blair : oh . come on , and your generosity . man , you really went overboard , did n't you ? todd : it was just a good return on an investment . i think i need some fresh air myself . [ scene_break ] rex : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . man : hey , let go of me right away ! rex : hey , just relax , ok ? man : your girlfriend is right -- you are crazy ! rex : exactly when and where did you see my girlfriend ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] evangeline : yes ? todd : hey , it 's just me . evangeline : hey . come in . todd : how you doing ? evangeline : i 'm fine . i -- i was -- i was actually just praying for starr . todd : oh , well , i appreciate that , but i do n't think that 's going to be necessary . she 's looking better , and she 's going to wake up anytime , i think , and she 's -- be back to her old , beautiful self . evangeline : she is such a strong kid . todd : yeah , she really is . she and jack -- man , i 'll tell you what . they 're the best things that ever happened to me . you know , when i was on death row , thinking about them , that was the only thing that kept me going . evangeline : i know . todd : uh -- blair told me that she had come to see you . evangeline : yeah . yeah , she did . todd : yeah . what did she say ? evangeline : well , she -- well , she told me about starr , and she said she was glad i got my sight back . and -- well , she said that she thought you were starting to have feelings for me . are you ? todd : i feel happy for you that you -- you got your sight back . did she upset you ? because -- evangeline : oh . i can handle blair . todd : oh , yeah , famous last words . you know , if there 's anything else i can do for you at all , anything -- evangeline : todd , you 've done more than enough already . todd : evangeline , um -- well , i -- you 're probably tired . i should go see starr . evangeline : go . todd : ok . see ya . [ scene_break ] clint : well , it was good that we got to see her . dorian : yes . i just wish todd would leave the room more often -- no , i wish todd would leave the planet . clint : i thought the new dorian was going to be a little more tolerant of people . dorian : yes , but todd is in a whole other category . oh , poor blair . everything she 's been through lately -- oh . all of my girls have been going through a very difficult time . clint : well , maybe you should call home and check your messages , see if adriana 's trying to get ahold of you there . dorian : i do n't have to . i 've got my cell phone right here in -- in my pocketbook , and i 'm sure adriana 's going to call me any minute now . she 's a very resourceful young lady . clint : well , if you 're not going to call home and you 're not going to call the police , why do n't you call rex and give him hell ? [ scene_break ] starr : mom ? blair : hey ! i 'm right here . i 'm not going to go anywhere , not until i can take you home , ? starr : where 's dad ? [ scene_break ] rex : where 'd you see her ? tell me , damn it ! where 'd you see my girlfriend ? man : on the beach , and then later i saw her on the road . rex : the road ? what do you mean ? man : look , it 's not going to do you any good . i told her where there was a boat so she could get off the island so she could get away from you ! rex : are you sure she left ? man : yeah . i checked this morning . the boat is gone . rex : she could be anywhere by now . man : that 's right . all she cared about was getting away from you ! [ scene_break ] bruce : when you can , fill it with regular . got your water . adriana : great . thanks . bruce : let me open it for you . adriana : oh , i 'm so thirsty . mmm . bruce : whoa . adriana : ah . bruce : better ? adriana : much . huh . look , i know you said your cell phone wo n't work out here , but i was thinking maybe i could just try . i mean , even if the reception 's not good , as long as i get through -- bruce : i do n't think you 'll have any luck , but might as well try like you said . adriana : ooh , whew . is it warm in this car or is it me ? bruce : well , it 's pretty hot out there today . adriana : oh . well , i -- i better try to call . whoa . bruce : you ok ? adriana : yeah , i just , um -- i feel a little funny . but i -- i ought to call my mom , tell her what rex did to me . bruce : but it was n't rex . adriana : what ? bruce : rex was n't the stalker , and he did n't set it up to make it look like anyone was . adriana : what ? bruce : rex did n't do any of this to you , adriana . it was me . adriana : you -- you . you -- you 're not going to get away with this . you just -- oh . oh . ohh . bruce : guess you wo n't be needing this anymore . [ scene_break ] john : hey , boss . bo : hey . did you get the photo ? john : guys at the lab made a duplicate . they 're enhancing it now . i -- i got to get the original back to blair so she can get it to spencer before he realizes it 's gone . bo : all right , why -- give it to me . let me take it . john : yeah ? bo : yeah , sure . man . well , those are the guns . john : walther .38 mil , model p.p.k . bo : yeah , at least we have one of them , thanks to vickers . john : now we just have to get our hands on the other gun , prove once and for all spencer shot my father . [ next_on ] bo : we 're close to getting truman and putting him away . jessica : this belonged to tess . clint : jessica 's getting close to integration . i think it 's time i laid down a few rules . blair : she thinks we 're together , in love . todd : maybe we should pretend for her sake .
adriana is with bruce in his car . he has stopped driving for a while and they talk . she is comfortable with him . he has a lot of questions and she answers most of them . she asks now if she can borrow his phone as she needs to call someone to tell she is coming home . she has left her purse and cellphone back at the cottage since she ran off so fast . blair wakes realizing that she has slept far too long . todd says that he probably needs it after spending all that time with her boyfriend . todd is sure that starr will get better . blair wonders if he is going to buy positive results like he did for evangeline . `` she owes you know . `` todd denies that . he was simply paying off a debt . `` mom ? `` todd and blair turn to starr and see that she is awake . she falls back asleep right away but her getting up was a good sign . blair sees the picture that she took from spencer 's apartment , in her purse and she decides that she has to take care of something . `` i will be back ! `` she says . todd tells her to give spencer his best . blair calls john arranging to leave the picture for them at the front desk in the hospital . bo and john pick up the picture and can see right off that the guns in the picture are identical and the same type as the type that shot thomas mcbain . adriana and bruce talk for a while . he listens to her story of her boyfriend turned stalker and calls rex a real sick - o for being that way . she is dying of thirst and asks him if she could possibly buy her something to drink . he returns with water . she guzzles it down and asks if she can use his cellphone again to see if they can get service , so she can call home . `` whoa , `` she says . she asks if it is hot all of a sudden . he just smiles at her . she ca n't see straight . her vision is blurry . `` i have to call home to tell my mother what rex did . `` bruce smiles as the effect of the drug take hold . `` rex did n't do anything it was me ! ``
jessica : ah . nash : whoo . déjà vu ? jessica : yeah . might as well be the day you brought me home after the first transplant . nash : yeah . hey , second time 's a charm , right ? jessica : yeah , i hope so because i do n't think the universe is going to spring for a third one . nash : yeah . jessica : ok . nash : hey -- do n't -- do n't you even think about it . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] talia : hi . [ talia laughs ] [ antonio chuckles ] antonio : go ahead . talia : thank you . you look good -- like , better , than last -- you look healthy . antonio : thanks , thanks . i -- i went to the gym yesterday . everything was creaking , but you got to start somewhere . talia : well , i think most guys would kill to end up where you 're starting , so that 's -- antonio : uh -- i got to go . talia : where to ? antonio : i 've got some errands to run . why , you need me ? talia : nope , not really . antonio : ok . um -- i 'm coming back later if you want to talk then . talia : ok . antonio : all right . singer : does n't matter what i say [ scene_break ] man : i heard you were getting out of here today , banks . banks : that 's right -- after two long years . man : what you going to do first ? banks : i 'm going to look up an old friend . [ scene_break ] dorian : so nice to see you 're still living here . blair : do n't be such a drama queen . dorian : you did n't come home , you did n't phone . i was worried . blair : like you did n't know where i was . dorian : oh , of course -- you were with todd . blair : i was with my family , having a wonderful time . dorian : mm - hmm . blair : ok ? and before you even ask , i slept on the sofa . dorian : and if you were having such a wonderful time , why did you come here ? blair : todd had things to do , someone to visit . dorian : he left you for evangeline ? blair : she 's in a coma , dorian . of course he went to visit her . dorian : oh , blair , when are you going to start protecting yourself , your feelings from todd because todd does not care about you . all that todd ever cares about is todd ! [ scene_break ] natalie : miles ? hey , it 's natalie . i 'm just going to wait down by the stairs for you , ok ? miles : ok . miles : great picture , is n't it ? my one shot at a real family and i blew it . [ scene_break ] man : cole , right ? cole : yeah ? man : did your mom give any warning that she had murder on her mind ? cole : what ? reporter : did she ask you to help her at any time ? uh -- starr : excuse me . is your name steven ? steven : yeah , who are you ? starr : starr manning -- the daughter of your boss – steven : oh -- well , nice to meet you . starr : and the girlfriend of the guy who you 're stalking . steven : oh . starr : get lost , or i 'll have my dad banish you to the classifieds . cole : whew -- thank you . starr : i 'm so sorry that he did that . [ scene_break ] reporter : is it true you confessed ? second reporter : detective mcbain , is l.p.d . sure it 's got the right person ? john : no comment . marty : uh -- thanks for getting me here . ok . john : if it 's all right with you , i 'll stick around for a while , make sure you make the right decision on your plea . bailiff : all rise ! marty : tara . tara : take a deep breath . we 're going to be fine . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : be seated ! oh . case number 42 , people vs. dr. margaret saybrooke . the defendant is charged with one count of murder in the first degree and one count of obstruction of justice . how would you like to plead ? [ scene_break ] nash : look , we ca n't just waltz in there , all right ? we -- we got to do this right so that you do n't end up in the hospital again . jessica : so there 's a right way to enter the house ? nash : yeah . jessica : ok . so you going to tell me ? nash : well , the exact opposite of the way we did it last time . jessica : oh . honey , you 're being as superstitious as roxy . nash : hey , hey , hey , i 'm a vintner , ok ? we -- we got all kinds , little rituals , little things that we do to make sure that we get a good harvest , ok ? yeah , i 'm superstitious . jessica : ok , lead the way , vintner . nash : ok . all right , ok . well , hey -- last time , i -- i carried you over the threshold , right ? jessica : yeah . so you want me to , what , return the favor ? nash : well , yeah . i mean , come on , you 're -- you 're strong and i 'm watching my girly weight , so -- [ jessica chuckles ] nash : here we go . jessica : stop it ! i 'll pop a stitch ! nash : oh , i 'll sew you back up . come on . i -- i 'll get you . come on , come on . jessica : antonio . [ scene_break ] judge : dr. saybrooke , how do you plead ? cole 's voice : if you plead guilty , that 's it . then the only question left is how much time you have to serve . then john will have to stop looking for the real killer . john 's voice : listen to me -- the only way you can legitimately plead guilty is if you remember delivering the fatal blow , which you ca n't . you know that means ? it means the real killer is still out there . do you really want to take the rap for whoever that is ? tara : your honor , my client pleads -- marty : not guilty . your honor , i wish to plead not guilty . judge : i will now hear arguments for and against bail . griffin : ahem -- your honor , the defendant stabbed a world - renowned surgeon over a dozen times and left him to die on the cold floor of a hospital room . judge : a.d.a . pollock , save the editorializing for the trial . griffin : given the nature of this crime and the defendant 's subsequent actions , i have no choice but to request remand . anything less would put the citizens of llanview at risk , most notably the defendant 's own husband . [ scene_break ] natalie : you 're going to have another shot at a family , miles . and when you do , you 're going to have so many pictures you 're not going to know what to do with them all . miles : yeah , right -- like pictures of me with my lawyer , my trial , and brainstorming with him . natalie : you and me shooting pool . miles : really ? i 've never played pool before . natalie : well , there 's a first time for everything . [ natalie gasps ] natalie : oh ! [ miles chuckles ] natalie : that could be the theme for your next album -- firsts ! your first court date , first hustle . miles : you know , that 's not a bad idea . natalie : i know . and i -- i should 've called you first before i just came in here when you were taking a shower and -- miles : no , this is your home . you 're welcome to come in any time . natalie : you -- you need your privacy . miles : no , i -- oh . uh -- i 'm sorry . let 's see . uh . ok -- is this better ? natalie : miles , i 'm sorry -- you do n't have to accommodate me . i mean , this is your home . you ' here as long as you want to be here . miles : no , look , you 've been so generous , and i 'm going to try to make this stay as short as possible . natalie : uh -- well , did someone give you some grief ? miles : no , i have n't even been here a week and i 'm already causing trouble . natalie : for whom ? miles : for viki -- and for you , too . [ scene_break ] blair : so , how was your friend ? did you visit her ? todd : i did . blair : is everything all right with evangeline ? todd : yeah , she 's fine -- there 's no change there . it 's just viki . dorian : what ? there 's something wrong with viki ? blair : what ? todd : yeah , we , you tell me , man . i -- whoever 's squatting at llanfair is not my sister . i just -- i do n't know what 's going on with her . blair : what do you mean by that ? todd : well , i do n't know . she 's just -- she 's crazy , she 's out of her mind . i do n't recognize her . blair : well , todd , her daughter , jess , is getting over liver cancer . todd : yeah , but jessica 's fine now , is n't she ? dorian : i 'll tell you what 's wrong with viki . two words -- david vickers . yes . she made a play for him . blair : hmm -- dorian . dorian : she was trying to make me jealous so she could sabotage my relationship with clint , so -- yeah . she invited him to move with her . blair : that 's ridiculous ! todd : at llanfair ? dorian : mm - hmm , yeah , absolutely . that 's how desperate she is for male companionship . blair : dori -- dorian , that is not how it happened , no . dorian kicked david out , so viki asked david -- he had no place else to go , so she let him stay there . she 's still the sanest woman we know . todd : not since she let miles laurence move in . blair : what ? todd : yes . miles laurence is now living at llanfair -- yes . i need your help to save my sister and bury that son of a bitch . blair : all right , back it up here a minute . are you telling me that miles laurence is living at llanfair ? todd : yeah , i found him raiding her fridge this morning . dorian : viki has always been unpredictable , but -- todd : yes , tell me about it . i do n't know -- maybe she just snapped under all the pressure with jessica . dorian : number eight and counting . blair : oh , stop it ! viki 's not having some kind of personality split . dorian : mm - hmm . blair : did it ever occur to the two of you that maybe she 's doing this to help you , todd ? maybe she 's lulling miles laurence into some kind of false sense of security so he 'll spew about what happened to your son ! todd : no , no , that 's not it . according to viki , she 's doing it for her idiot , redheaded daughter . dorian : natalie ? todd : yes , and when i am done with natalie , she 's going to wish she never crawled out of that trailer park . [ scene_break ] natalie : so , what exactly did todd say ? miles : he was n't thrilled to see me in viki 's kitchen ready to make breakfast . natalie : so , basically , he just huffed and puffed ? [ miles sighs ] miles : no , he -- he made some embarrassing accusations . and he forced viki to take sides , which she did . she chose yours , so i 'm still here . natalie : look , do n't be scared of todd . miles : look , i -- i 'm not . it 's just the only reason i care about him is because he 's part of your family . i mean , you and viki -- you 're going to have to deal with the fallout from all of his -- natalie : temper tantrums ? yeah , i know -- we 're used to it . miles : well , you did n't just see him now . he -- he feels betrayed . natalie : huh -- betrayed ? that 's a laugh . miles : look , i 'm serious . natalie : yeah , so am i . letting your friend stay somewhere when they have no other place to go is not betrayal , but what is would be oh , i do n't know -- your uncle handing you over to some maniac to cut your heart out ? miles : what , todd did that to you ? natalie : let 's just say he does n't have a leg to stand on . like i told you before , i can handle him . tara : your honor , please direct counsel to stick to the crimes with which my client has actually been charged . [ scene_break ] markko : wow . they 're really going after your mom hardcore . judge : a.d.a . pollock . griffin : your honor , the defendant has accused her husband of coercing her into marriage . tara : i do n't see what relevance that has to this matter – griffin : she believes he blackmailed her using his knowledge of the crime . now , is it so far - fetched to think that , if freed , dr. saybrooke would exact revenge on her husband in the same manner that she did the deceased victim ? tara : dr. saybrooke is a respected medical professional with no criminal history . griffin : so was spencer truman . tara : the prosecution 's case is based on a shaky , unsubstantiated confession . griffin : which dr. saybrooke took months to make , allowing an innocent man to languish in jail for her crime . tara : did n't that man confess , too ? griffin : the bottom line , your honor -- dr. saybrooke just moved to llanview last year . her connections to the community are few . tara : she 's from llanview . she has a thriving practice here and is raising her son here . griffin : yeah , who is a material witness in this and another pending case . your honor , if you release her on bail , you run the risk of her flight . judge : all right . thank you both . i 've reached my decision . [ scene_break ] marcie : can you believe summer is almost over ? michael : uh - huh . marcie : you know , when i took that gig at llanview high school , i thought , `` oh , my god . two months of vacation . do you know what i could do with two months of vacation ? `` i -- i could start my next novel , i could check out preschools for this little guy here . i could go to the gym , although who wants to go to the gym ? let 's be serious . and now it 's almost two months later and i have n't barely scratched the surface of any of those things . michael : yeah . marcie : and then the sky turned green and it started raining gargoyles . michael : oh -- terrible . marcie : you have n't heard a word i said to you . michael : i 'm sorry , marcie . i -- i guess i 'm just -- michael and marcie : worried about a patient . michael : jinx ? marcie : michael , what 's going on here ? michael : i just said -- marcie : yeah , you just said what you always say to me . this patient is n't in a hospital . it 's me , it 's you , and our son . our family is this close to being on life support and you do n't even know it . [ scene_break ] jessica : antonio . antonio : sorry if i 'm interrupting something . i wo n't be staying long . jessica : would you like to come in ? nash : yeah , come in , antonio . all right . antonio : go ahead . nash : oh -- no . um -- after you , i insist . insist . jessica : wow -- home , finally . antonio : yeah , it must be nice to be out of the hospital . jessica : yeah , you have no idea . antonio : oh , actually , i think i do . nash : you comfortable ? could i get you something ? could i -- jessica : no , no . i 'm fine . thank you . nash : hmm . jessica : how 's jamie ? antonio : took her to the aquarium yesterday . jessica : oh . really ? she loves that . antonio : and bree ? jessica : oh , she 's great . she 's talking up a storm . i know that she would love to see jamie at some point , if that -- antonio : look , i do n't want to punish the girls for what happened . i really do n't , but i do n't want to confuse them , either . jessica : of course not . antonio : look , the -- to be perfectly honest with you , we 've severed just about every tie between us except one . and i think it 's time to cut that one , too . so this is the first room that i 've worked on . [ scene_break ] man : what 's so special about asa buchanan ? banks : oh , a lot of things . man : is he the old friend you 're going to look up ? [ scene_break ] nash : well , whatever we can do to make this easier on you , antonio . what 's this ? antonio : i had my share of the place appraised . that 's what it 's worth . nash : you 're selling out . antonio : yes . nash : just like that ? antonio : a lot of things happen just like that . jessica : antonio , if you want to punish someone -- antonio : it 's fair market value . nash : ha -- for a controlling share in my business ? antonio : that 's why i came here first -- to make you the offer . that 's what i 'll sell it for . nash : well , it 's -- i 'll work it out . give me a week . antonio : i do n't have to give you anything . that 's the last tie between us . if you can come up with the money , fine . i 'm glad you 're out of the hospital . i hope david 's liver serves you better than mine . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] judge : having considered the nature of the crime , the history of the investigation , and how the defendant arrived at these charges , i believe it is in the interest of justice and of the community that dr. saybrooke be remanded into the custody of the commonwealth until trial . cole : no , you ca n't do it ! judge : no bail . cole : that 's not fair ! she 's innocent ! john : i got this , judge ! i got it , i got him ! hands off ! hey , cole -- with me . with me ! sit down -- stay , all of you ! come on . come on ! cole , let 's go . let 's go . reporter : mr. thornhart -- [ shutters click ] reporter : mr. thornhart , care to make a comment ? [ door closes ] reporter : mr. thornhart -- john : hey , get back ! reporter : just one comment -- john : get back ! reporter : just one comment . second reporter : just -- john : hey . cole : where does that power - tripping jerk get off , huh ? john : cole , listen to me . listen to me , all right ? you have any idea what it 's like for your mom to see you removed from the courtroom like that ? how do you think she 's going to take it if she finds out they threw you in jail ? now more than ever , you 've got to play this thing smart , all right ? your mom needs to know that you are safe so she can concentrate on her defense . help her do that -- do we understand each other ? cole : yeah . john : good deal . reporter : dr. saybrooke -- john : i appreciate this . reporter : how do you feel about today ? dr. saybrooke -- john : get back . reporter : one comment , please . john : get back . reporter : was it forced ? was the confession forced ? second reporter : will you change your plea to guilty ? john : let 's get out of here . let 's get out of here . get out of the way ! move it ! reporter : could we get in one question ? john : move it ! [ scene_break ] blair : todd , i think you need to back it up here and do n't go do something crazy . todd : crazy is walking into your sister 's kitchen to discover the man who had you kidnapped whipping up waffles for breakfast . blair : i know . todd : no , you do n't know . dorian : you know , as ill - advised as it was , please remember that natalie is still your niece . blair : and no matter where miles is living , he 's still got a one - way ticket to statesville for what he did to you . todd : well , not anymore . blair : what ? todd : hunter is dead , thanks to your favorite caveman . dorian : who ? todd : the punch - drunk vega . blair : cristian ? well , what happened ? todd : apparently , hunter threatened sarah , so your neanderthal man stepped in and now the only man who could 've put miles behind bars is dead . wonder how long before the son of a bitch has the charges dropped . blair : well , todd , that -- that ca n't happen . todd : how am i going to stop him ? dorian : oh , it 's really fairly simple . you just divide and conquer . separate miles from his token friends , and then squash him like the insect he is . todd : what do you care ? dorian : do n't you see what 's going on ? why would viki , one of the squarest people on the planet , invite a convicted felon and a relative of mitch laurence 's to come and live with her ? oh , please ! she wants clint to come running to her rescue and drop me like a hot potato . blair : oh , dorian , that is just ridiculous . dorian : oh , is it ? you show viki that her plan is a bust and she 'll -- she 'll throw miles out on his ear ! and then -- oh , well ! everyone -- you and blair , clint and i -- will be winners . clint : really ? what did i win ? [ scene_break ] natalie : look -- [ miles sighs ] natalie : miles ? you need to make decisions that are best for you , not what 's best for me or my mom . we are very capable of doing that for ourselves . miles : ok . natalie : all right . so , have everything you need ? your towels and stuff ? miles : yeah , i have linens and groceries . natalie : good . miles : now , i just got to figure out how to make something other than pancakes . huh . natalie : do you want me to get you a cookbook ? miles : oh , no , i -- i can look it up on the web . natalie : right . miles : so -- do you want anything specific or -- natalie : no , no ! i was just coming by to check up on you . miles : oh . natalie : all right , i 'm a liar . miles : ha ! natalie : there 's something else . miles : what ? natalie , of all people , you can ask me anything . natalie : will you go out with me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : it was just a -- figure of -- todd : way to make it all about you , dorian . blair : um , you know , todd , i think we should get out of here and figure this out for ourselves , ok ? good to see you , clint . clint : bye , blair , todd . todd : you know , your daughters and your granddaughter have rotten taste in men . dorian : huh . clint : what was that all about ? [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : with todd , who knows ? clint : no , i meant about -- all that talk about `` winners `` when i walked in ? dorian : we were just all three of us saying that now that there is a peace between our two families , that -- well , that makes us all winners , does n't it ? clint : oh , jeez -- i do n't buy that for a minute , but i do n't have time to chase it down because we 've got big plans . ahem . dorian : oh , what ? clint : do you have anything glamorous and sexy in one of those closets of yours ? dorian : i got nothing but glamorous and sexy . clint : well , then you put it on because where i 'm taking you tonight , anything less wo n't do . dorian : whoo ! [ scene_break ] miles : go out , like you and me , on a date ? natalie : oh ! um -- sorry . um , i -- i -- i worded that wrong . i mean , go with me , like accompany me . miles : oh . well , to -- natalie : well , my dad and i are hosting this b.e . charity event at the country club tonight . miles : hmm . natalie : it 's monte carlo night , you know . you get to gamble -- for a good cause , for the children in angel square -- and it 's also my coming out party as a representative of b.e . so i just thought it 'd be kind of cool to have a friend there to celebrate with or run interference , whichever comes first . miles : even one that 's awaiting a criminal trial ? natalie : you 're doing it again . miles : well , i -- i ca n't help it . natalie : miles , look , i know this is last - minute , but i would n't invite you to this if i had n't really , really thought it through . please , just trust me on this . miles : no , i -- i do trust you . but in this instance , i also have to think about my wife . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm glad you decided to fight . marty : well , i 'm probably just postponing the inevitable . john : all they 've got is your confession . it 's contrived at best . marty : you know , i really do n't want to talk about my case right now . john : you worried about cole ? marty : he 's in good hands . nora will take care of him . john : hey , look , i 'll try to check in on him , too . marty : thank you . you know , there 's something else going on with you . you dodged me earlier before the arraignment . what is it that 's going on with this new case of yours ? john : it 's nothing . marty : yeah , i know . i know you do n't need me , you do n't need my help -- i understand , but if i do n't find some way to feel useful in here , i think i 'm going to go crazy , so -- what do you say ? you want to help me out and tell me what 's eating away at you ? [ scene_break ] marcie : this is my fault ? [ music plays ] michael : what ? is what your fault ? marcie : us . michael , we are falling apart here . michael : whoo . honey , no . marcie : michael , you do n't even talk to me half the time . some days , you ca n't even look me in the face ! michael : well , i mean , i guess i 'm just -- [ tommy fusses ] michael : exhausted from work , hon . marcie : yeah ? well , what about the days that you 're off because you 're just as exhausted on your days off as the days you 're working , and i think it 's because on those days , you ca n't avoid me . michael : honey , i am not trying to avoid you . marcie : how do i fix this if i do n't know what 's bothering you ? michael : you are not what 's bothering me . marcie : well , then who is it ? is it john ? i saw you guys arguing the other day . michael : come on , marcie -- we 're brothers , we 're irish . we fight ! marcie : i am irish , i have brothers , mike . michael : then you know what i 'm talking about . marcie : then you need to give me some credit here ! whatever 's going on between you and john , it 's just not a couple of brothers throwing back beers and going at it ! this is serious , and it is frustrating because you refuse to tell me what 's going on ! michael : i do n't know what to tell you , sweetie . [ marcie sighs ] marcie : do you love me ? michael : of course i love you , sweetie . you 're my world . marcie : just tell me the truth . blair : ok , we 'll get our caffeine levels up and then we 'll be able to make heads or tails of this , ok ? [ scene_break ] nash : soup time ! chug - a - chug - a - chug - a - chug -- jessica : ok . nash : a - chug - a - chug - a - chug . jessica : ok , i have an idea . um -- if we consolidate our grapes , blend two instead of four , then we can save $ 10,000 . nash : ca - choo - choo ! there we go -- no , that is my signature wine . we do n't skimp on it . eat -- ok . jessica : ok , ok . nash : chug - a - chug - a - chug -- jessica : but this a stretch . nash : chug - a - chug - a - chug . jessica : but if we subcontract the bottling phase of the operation , then we can save some money that way . nash : choo - choo ! absolutely not -- it 's too risky , all right ? they -- they miss a shipment , something gets into the wine -- no . we got to keep the entire operation here so that we can control the quality . all right ? jessica : ok , well , then i 'm out of ideas . nash : yeah . well , maybe antonio was right and i 'll have to partner up with a stranger . jessica : or ? nash : or -- what ? jessica : me . nash : you ? jessica : mm - hmm . nash : us , in business together ? jessica : well , there are worse things in the world than being a business partner with your wife . nash : no -- sorry . it smacks of my relationship with claudia , all right ? jessica : i 'm sorry . i know that you 're not comparing me to claudia , right ? nash : no , i am not . i am comparing me to the man i used to be when i was with claudia -- taking advantage of rich women for their money . jessica : well , you 're not that man anymore . nash : no , i 'm not , and the only way to make sure that i am never confused for that man again is to never put myself in that situation again , ok ? no . jessica : so your mind 's made up ? nash : yep . mad ? jessica : yeah . nash : oh . jessica : but i still love you . nash : hmm . [ scene_break ] natalie : what does marty have to do with you going to a fundraiser ? miles : how is it going to look with me out on the town gambling , even for a good cause ? while i 'm out on bail and my wife is in jail for murder ? natalie : your wife is having your marriage annulled . i really do n't think you 're going to be hurting her feelings . miles : well , i do n't want to distract your other guests with my baggage . [ natalie sighs ] natalie : my other guests are going to be worried about texas hold 'em all night . they 're not going to be paying attention to the man that 's on my arm . come on ! come out and have some fun , stop hiding . miles : look , i -- i do n't feel fun . natalie : well , do you feel like going after my uncle todd ? because he 's going to be there . miles : so ? natalie : so , you say you 're not scared of him . prove it . go out with me . [ scene_break ] clint : huh ? ah . now , cards you have , the cards i have -- these are called your hole cards . dorian : just two ? clint : just -- yeah , yeah , and they 're not going to bite you . pick them up , look at them . look at them . and then -- [ dorian chuckles ] clint : place your bet . dorian : place -- oh , oh , yes . mm - hmm ! clint : uh - huh . three , three . there we go . now , then . three cards that i 'm turning over -- these are called `` the flop . `` now , do n't tell me , but do you see anything of those three cards i just turned over that could help your hand ? dorian : oh . you know , this is really hard to keep track of . clint : well , it -- it gets easier . now , place your bet again . dorian : no , no , no , really , really . i -- i 'm -- i 'm having a -- i can assure you i am really good at roulette . clint : ah . all right , now this fourth card i 'm turning over -- ahem . dorian : huh . clint : it 's called `` the turn . `` now , honey , um , do you remember what hand beats what hand and everything like that , or do we need to review ? dorian : well , you know , um -- there are -- there are pairs , there are -- there are straights . clint : good . dorian : big house . clint : full house . dorian : but -- well -- whatever . what 's the difference ? come on , come on ! hit me ! clint : hit you ? okey - dokey , let 's -- let 's review because i think we 've got a ways to go . dorian : well -- ok . [ scene_break ] tara : i 'll be in touch . starr : so , what do you want to do now ? cole : break something ! cole : starr ? markko : whew -- whew . cole : thanks , guys . markko : just call me the demolition man ! langston : shut up ! [ laughter ] starr : feel better ? cole : yeah , kind of . but you guys know what we have to do now , right ? clean all this up . markko : oh . starr : no ! markko : you got to be kidding me . [ langston chuckles ] starr : you guys can do that , i 'll just -- cole : blame the demolition man , the guy 's a maniac . markko : hey , you ca n't make us work . starr : i do n't want to help ! markko : come on . flip this table over . [ scene_break ] marty : so how about doing a girl a favor ? you know , give me something else to think about for a few minutes . [ john sighs ] john : it 's just the job . sometimes you get a case and it just makes you hate what you do . marty : and you 've got one of those right now ? john : yeah . do n't know how to play it -- do what 's best or do what 's best for the people i care about . i ca n't do both . marty : sounds familiar . hmm . john : well , if you knew them , i 'm not sure you could compare our situations . marty : i do n't know -- the principle sounds pretty much the same . i had a choice -- keep quiet , protect my son , or come clean . well , i kept quiet and i ended up hurting my son , anyway . you know , sometimes the more you try to protect the people you love , the -- the worse they get hurt in the end . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , my goodness . this boy has grown twice his size since the last time i saw him . marcie : yeah , we know -- blair : yes , you have . marcie : he has , has n't he ? blair : look at him , todd ! [ tommy babbles ] blair : does he remind you of somebody ? todd : yeah -- a baby . blair : no , no ! i mean , look at his little face ! he looks so familiar . yes , you do . marcie : you want to hold him ? blair : oh . antonio : hey . blair : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] antonio : you 're still here . talia : yeah . how did your errands go ? antonio : oh , they -- they were good . what did you -- what did you want to talk to me about ? talia : uh -- there 's this thing at the palace tonight , and bo had a couple of extra tickets , and i was just wondering if you -- antonio : are you asking me on a date ? talia : no ! oh , my god -- no ! no . [ talia laughs ] antonio : no , i 'm just messing with you . talia : it 's a charity -- no , i -- oh . antonio : are you talking about the b.e . thing , monte carlo night ? talia : yes , yes . antonio : all right , cool . let 's do it . um -- i 'm going to go pick up jamie and i 'll call you in an hour to set something up . talia : ok . antonio : all right . talia : yeah , ok . [ scene_break ] guard : what time is it , banks ? it 's freedom time . here 's your stuff . banks : huh . it 's still got a charge . guard : lucky you . but i doubt you 'll be making any calls -- not unless you 've been paying the bill all this time . banks : nah , do n't need to make any calls . just need to check something . guard : hey , that 's the same girl . banks : it sure as hell is . guard : is she your girlfriend or something ? banks : or something . guard : she going to be waiting for you on the outside ? banks : no . i 'm planning to surprise her . guard : ready to go , banks ? banks : you better believe it . i got a date with destiny . [ scene_break ] natalie : so , are you in or out ? miles : i 'm all in . natalie : cool . pick me up at 7 : 00 . miles : i 'll be there . natalie : all right . miles : see you . natalie : see you . [ miles sighs ] [ scene_break ] clint : and i am all in . dorian : what ? i mean , there 's no way i can match that . clint : then fold . dorian : fold ? clint : fold . dorian : me -- fold ? no , never ! [ clint chuckles ] clint : dorian , you got a royal flush . dorian : i do ? that 's good , is n't it ? clint : check your cheat sheet -- it 's the best . dorian : oh ! [ clint and dorian laugh ] clint : oh , boy . somebody here has a pretty good poker face . dorian : me ? clint : you know something ? we 're going to have a lot of fun tonight . dorian : let 's start now . [ scene_break ] cole 's voice : mom , listen to what john is saying . think about what you 're doing . judge 's voice : i believe it is in the interest of justice and of the community that dr. saybrooke be remanded into the custody of the commonwealth until trial . marty : i am not done yet . [ scene_break ] blair : gosh , he is just so beautiful . [ blair chuckles ] todd : ha - ha . [ next_on ] langston : your parents are back together ? starr : if they do n't kill each other tonight , that 'll be two good nights in a row . miles : i have a feeling this is n't going to be my lucky night . todd : you got that right . michael : john 's got a real tough decision to make . john : to keep a father from his son -- it 's wrong .
marty surprises everybody in the courtroom by pleading innocent to the murder of spencer . john and cole and all her friends are happy . that is until the judge sentences her to return to jail . todd informs blair and dorian that vikki is letting miles stay at her home because natalie insists . they are baffled at why she 'd do that . natalie asks miles to accompany her to the b.e . party that asa is holding . clint asks dorian to come with him . jessica and nash are considering getting their winery up and running and debating whether she should be his business partner . antonio tells nash that he wants to buy him out of capricorn to get rid of him . talia asks antonio to accompany her to the b.e . party . there is a mysterious guy in jail who is about to get sprung free and who looks like he knows natalie and/or jessica .