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old todd : viki , you ca n't possibly believe that there 's two of me . viki : i do n't know . i do n't know . there 's only one person qualified to answer that question , and that 's the woman who gave birth to todd . old todd : irene ? viki : yeah . irene . she was my college roommate for 4 years and my very , very best friend . but unfortunately , she 's been dead for -- god , at least 30 years . [ scene_break ] irene : this is inexcusable . i did everything in my power to make sure the truth never came out . and now you 're telling me that all my hard work is unraveling because of a dna test ? [ scene_break ] new todd : i do n't care what the test says ! this other guy and me . you ca n't say that we 're the same person , right ? oh , man . leave it up to john mcbain to screw up this badly . téa : todd , you saw the results . new todd : i do n't care ! i do n't care about the results . they 're fake . they 're a fake , like this other guy is a fake . i 'm gon na get this other test back . i 'm gon na look at it and you 'll see . i 'm todd manning . i 'm todd manning . what 's with you ? téa : i was just thinking about what starr said . the possibility that you guys could be twins . [ scene_break ] david : hey , pa ! bo : david . i did n't know you were visiting tonight . david : what , are you kidding ? i 'm the guy who got matthew to talk the first time . i 'm not going anywhere until that kid 's his self again . bo : i 'm sure he appreciates it . david : yeah , i hope he wakes up soon . i 've got some major plans for our overdue brother bonding . bo : oh , no . david : i 'm probably not gon na hire hookers this time . i hope you 're cool with that . bo : i 'm cool with that . david : so is bo : nate 's not in prison . david : what ? did that punk make bail ? bo : no . we 're not charging him . david : why the hell not ? after what happened to my little brother , why not ? [ scene_break ] destiny : anyway , i wanted to let you know what i 've decided . i 'm not gon na have our baby . nora : destiny ? [ scene_break ] old todd : even if irene manning were alive , she probably still would n't know what 's going on . viki : you could be right . i just wish we could ask her . [ scene_break ] baker : this is my responsibility . the prisoner escaped under my watch and i failed to retrieve him from llanview . i ca n't tell you how sorry i am , ms. manning . irene : malcolm ... after all of these years , you really must call me irene . [ scene_break ] new todd : if i was a twin , do n't you think i would know about it ? téa : you did n't know that victor lord was your biological father for half your life , ok ? i am not saying i believe it , but there are still a lot of questions about your birth . [ scene_break ] old todd : we could call a psychic . viki : you can call a psychic . old todd : hey . i do n't need a psychic or anybody else to tell me that i 'm your brother , but i would n't mind hearing from you that you believe what 's true . [ scene_break ] destiny : mrs. b , i did n't know you were there . i was just ... nora : a baby . you were talking about a baby . you are n't gon na have matthew 's baby ? destiny : what ? how could i have matthew 's baby ? nora : destiny . destiny : i was just talking -- i was hoping that one day we could start a family ... nora : destiny , stop , please . destiny : i 'm sorry . nora : sweetie , honey , you 've been trying to tell me something for weeks now . is this it ? destiny , are you pregnant ? destiny : yes . i am . [ scene_break ] tomás : hey . blair : hey , tomás . tomás : may i come in ? blair : well , actually , i thought we kind of agreed that you were gon na give us some space because of everything that was going on with the family . starr : mom . jack and sam are asleep . i 'll give you guys some privacy . blair : sweetheart , you do n't have to . it 's gon na -- starr : actually , i was on my way to go see james anyway . you two have a lot to talk about . tomás : bye . she 's right , you know . blair : she always is . tomás : we have a lot to talk about . but if you want me to leave , i will . blair : no . come on in . would be nice to talk to someone who 's not looking for answers , because i certainly do n't have any , and starr and dorian want to know how i feel about todd . tomás : i 'm afraid i 'm looking for an answer , too , blair , but it 's not about him . blair : what about , then ? tomás : us . [ scene_break ] new todd : he forged the results . téa : are you finished ? new todd : no . are you done siding against me ? [ clattering ] téa : i 'm not siding against you . i 'm siding against your ridiculous conspiracy theories . why do n't we entertain jack 's theory that you were cloned ? yeah , that sounds very viable , do n't you think ? you were cloned . sure . why not ? new todd : so no one in this town has ever tampered with a dna test ? téa : i -- i know that that is a possibility , but there is no indication that that is what happened . new todd : i do n't care if he 's a clone or he 's a twin . he 's an obsessive admirer . i do n't care . it does n't change the fact that he 's trying to steal my life . [ scene_break ] old todd : you do believe i am who i say i am ? viki : in my heart , yeah , i do believe it . i ca n't say it until we get the results of the new test . old todd : you know , he tampered with the results of the first test . it 's the only possible explanation . [ scene_break ] baker : thank you , irene . and as i told you before , i believe that the situation in llanview is salvageable . irene : you are an optimist . baker : a realist . so the dna results match up with both men . that does n't tell us who they really are . no one in llanview will know who the real todd manning truly is . [ scene_break ] destiny : i was so worried blanca morales would tell everyone that matthew was eddie ford 's killer . i did n't think it was true at first , but then matthew told me it was . nora : he told you what he did ? destiny : he was upset . he said you did n't want him to confess . and i just wanted to make him feel better . and then it -- just happened . nora : and protection ? destiny : no . we were n't thinking about that . nora : oh , my god . oh , my god , oh , my god . you 're having matthew 's baby and he 's lying in this bed . you 're having his baby . destiny ... you 're carrying my grandchild . destiny : mrs. b. i 'm not having this baby . [ scene_break ] bo : matthew and nate , they had an argument . it turned physical . david : so nate crushed his skull ? bo : no , he punched him . matthew hit his head . it was an accident . david : accident ? my well - sculpted butt . it was assault , plain and simple . you saw what he did to him . i hate to see him like that . bo : i do , too . david : so why are n't we arresting him , pa ? what is it ? there 's got ta be something else going on . do we not have enough evidence against him ? bo : no . david : pa , i am telling you , you should use me . remember how well we worked together -- me with the gum , you with the wrapper ? put a wire on me , pa . if there 's one thing that i learned in `` supermodel crime club , `` it 's how to run a sting operation . i should probably wear a disguise . i 'm good in disguises . bo : no , david , there 's not gon na be a sting . when i told you about all of this , i asked you to trust me . david : that 's before you told me you let the kid go ! bo : but there 's a good reason that i did . i ca n't tell you what it is . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] [ music playing through earbuds ] starr : james ! ha ha ha ! james : oh , my god . starr : [ indistinct ] james : i was just listening to you . starr : you were ? james : yeah . starr : oh . james : and i got ta admit , it 's not bad . starr : not bad ? james : it 's good . it 's really good . and you were great , of course . it almost softens the blow of us never seeing each other . starr : i know . between your job and my crazy life , there 's always something . what ? james : nothing . i just -- i miss you . starr : i miss you , too . james : yeah ? starr : mm - hmm . james : come here . let 's catch up . starr : ok . james : all right . tell me about your life . what 's going on ? starr : well , there 's my dad . james : uh - oh . what did he do now ? starr : more like `` what did they do now . `` james ... you 're not going to believe this , but there are two todd mannings . [ scene_break ] téa : hey . [ clattering ] téa : no one 's gon na take your life away from you . new todd : he already started with viki . téa : that 's not true , todd . new todd : do n't tell me it 's not true . she 's already made up her mind . she wants him as her brother . not me . [ scene_break ] viki : look , i understand your feelings about my -- the man who calls himself my brother , ok ? but i swear to you , that 's who he really thinks he is . besides , if he were gon na alter your test , he would not have made you todd manning as well . old todd : he 's got you fooled , sis . he 's good . maybe he 's got victor lord 's blood in him after all . viki : if he does , then there 's your answer . i just wish we could talk to irene . although she would n't give me a straight answer , would she ? do you know , she was my close , close friend for years , and i never once suspected she was having an affair with our father . [ scene_break ] irene : maybe you 're right . the dna test wo n't give them any answers . baker : if anything , it 'll only raise more questions . irene : yes . but i know victoria lord . she was my best friend . and viki is no fool . this little mistake of yours is going to point her right in my direction . if only you had n't let our best man go . tomás delgado would 've done the job . [ scene_break ] blair : are you serious ? i ca n't even think straight , much less try to figure out how i feel about you . tomás : come on . blair : what ? tomás : is it really that difficult ? you said you were n't gon na pursue things with me while there were still questions about todd . well , now we have answers . well , some kind of an answer . saw the dna test , right ? blair : yeah , and they 're both identical , and i 'm not buying that any more than you are , so why do n't we just wait till the new dna tests come back in ? tomás : what if they say the same thing ? you 're still gon na have questions . blair : of course i am , because we 're talking about the father of my children . tomás : and while you 're trying to figure out who that man is , where does that leave us ? [ scene_break ] james : so how are you doing ? this has got ta be tearing you apart . starr : that pretty much sums it up . i do n't know who to believe . james : that 's understandable . starr : i thought so , too , and then jack was giving me a rough time , saying that i was being disloyal to our dad . next thing you know , i was at a jail cell questioning this man who looks exactly like my dad used to about every moment of our lives . james : how 'd he do ? starr : ok . james : just ok ? starr : he answered everything correct , but we got the test -- the dna test results back . there 's no way that there can be two todds . james : there ca n't be . that 's impossible . starr : i know . tell me about it . are you sorry that you got involved with my family ? i mean , we bring crazy to a whole other level . james : there 's nothing i ca n't handle . starr : are you sure ? because i would n't blame you for wanting to steer clear of all of this . james : is that what you want ? [ scene_break ] destiny : i ca n't have a baby . i 'm only 17 years old . i mean , and i 'm all alone . matthew -- he 's like this . nora : are you gon na have an abortion ? destiny : yes . i am . nora : no . i mean , you ca n't . you need your parents ' permission . destiny : mrs. b , i have permission . this is the best choice for me , and my mom agrees . nora : please do n't do this , destiny . please do n't let this baby go . [ scene_break ] david : fine . i get it . you do n't trust me . bo : no . that 's not it . david : why should you trust me , huh ? half my life , i 've been a jerk . i 've been a liar . hell , i made clint pay for half my liver . bo : david -- david : how did i come here in the first place ? i came to this town pretending to be viki 's bastard brother just so i could get my hands on victor lord 's fortune . [ scene_break ] viki : when i found out about the affair ... i was so -- i felt so betrayed , not just by him but by her as well . we had shared everything . and unfortunately , as a result of finding out , every single memory i have of our time together is tainted . there 's a photograph in here of us -- irene and me at our homecoming dance -- and i look at it and i think , `` oh , well , i 'm sure she was going to meet father right after the dance . `` and i have to wonder about the boyfriend that she had the summer that i was away . you know , if she had been alive when i found out the truth ... i would have given her a piece of my mind . old todd : i 've seen you when the gloves come off . it 's a good thing she 's dead . [ scene_break ] baker : does it really make a difference if you 're on viki 's radar ? she thinks you 're dead . everyone in llanview does . irene : true . but what 's that old saying ? `` the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated . `` baker : twain . mark twain . but that quote 's been mangled over the years . irene : why , malcolm , you have always been full of surprises ... right up to the end . [ scene_break ] blair : let 's not get into this now , ok ? let 's just wait until the dna tests come back , ok ? tomás : blair , why does that test even matter ? why are you letting either todd dictate your relationship with me ? 8 years ago , before todd showed up with a new face , you were n't even together , were you ? blair : no . tomás : and the todd we all know now is married to my sister . you 're not too broken up about that , are you ? blair : of course not . tomás : i know he 's the father of your children , and i do n't take that lightly . but blair ... what does it matter who is and who is n't todd manning ? you 're over both of them , are n't you ? blair : of course i am . tomás : good . good . i just wanted to make sure . [ scene_break ] old todd : i do n't understand . what was the betrayal ? that it was your father or that it was your best friend ? viki : they were both equally awful . old todd : ok , fine . but if you had to choose one , what would it be ? choose one . come on . just one . you 're no fun at all . viki : for heaven 's sakes , she was young enough to be his daughter . old todd : oh , and victor , you know , he had such a strong sense of morality otherwise . the guy never met a line that he did n't cross . what ? that hurts your feelings ? there 's something on my shirt ? viki : no . god , you 're so much like the brother i used to know . old todd : i 'm not like your brother . i am your -- viki , i 'm your brother . [ scene_break ] téa : viki is not siding with him over you . she offered him a place to stay . she 'd do that with anyone . new todd : yeah , she likes to take in strays . but she 's not making him stay in the carriage house . and i can tell you he 's taking advantage of it . viki does n't even think i 'm me anymore . téa : you do n't know that that 's true . new todd : yeah , i do . the only one who still believes in me is jack . everyone else thinks i 'm an imposter . starr . have you seen the way she looks at me ? do you have any idea how that feels , téa ? téa : this is hard on everyone . new todd : really ? téa : yeah . new todd : you see blair . she 's started to act like i 'm a stranger . téa : no , she has n't . new todd : let 's focus in on you . shall we ? tell me you 're not thinking about him right now . come on . tell me . tell me that you 're not wondering if he 's really the man you love . can you look me in the eye ? tell me that ? [ scene_break ] bo : now , look . you made your share of mistakes . you know what ? so have all of us . but that was a long time ago , and i am proud of the way that you changed . you made dorian my daughter - in- law , but nobody 's perfect . but do n't you ever think that i do n't consider you a buchanan . you 're family . but this is n't about keeping it all in the family , this decision we 've made to not go after nate . that 's private . that 's between nora and me , and we did it for matthew . ok ? david : ok . bo : david ... you are as much a son to me as matthew is . all right ? do n't -- look at me . do n't ever think that you 're not . david : thanks , pa . [ scene_break ] destiny : do n't you think i would keep this baby if i thought i could give it a good life ? nora : i know this is a lot to ask ... destiny : this was n't an easy choice to make , and i 'm sorry if you have anything against abortion . nora : no , it has nothing to do with that . destiny , this is about -- this is about my son . this is about matthew . do n't you see ? bo and i have been putting up a pretty good front . you know , we 've been telling everyone he 's gon na get better , but in truth , no one has made that promise to us . no one . we do n't know if matthew 's ever gon na come back to us . we do n't know if we 're ever gon na get our matthew back , but now you -- your baby . his baby . this may be the only piece of him i have left . destiny : mrs. b , please do n't ask me to do this . i ca n't be a mom . i 'm too young to be a mom . i ca n't raise a baby . nora : i can . i will . i can . bo and i can raise the baby . we 'll raise him . [ scene_break ] starr : did you really think that i wanted to break up with you ? come on . james : i do n't know . even when my dad was making our lives a living hell way back then , we were growing closer . now it just feels like we 're growing apart . starr : why would you say that ? james : because . i used to be the guy who was there for you , and now that 's baz . you work with him , he lives at your dad 's house , now he 's the one who 's around all the time . starr : oh , please . i avoid baz like the plague . james : really ? you do ? starr : yes . because he kissed me . [ scene_break ] blair : i ca n't do this . i -- tomás : why not ? blair : i feel like it 's going too fast . tomás : ah , blair . you know , it was n't that long ago we were trying to spend the night together . blair : i know . i remember . tomás : so what 's stopping you ? hmm ? i 've told you everything you want to know about my life . what 's it gon na take to make you trust me ? blair : trust you ? how could i trust a man whose job is to murder my ex- husband ? huh ? tomás : i told you i was lied to . i thought todd was an enemy of the state . i thought you understood that . blair : i did . tomás : really ? then why is it still coming up ? hmm ? maybe this has nothing to do with my past or what i did . maybe it has everything to do with the guy with the scar on his face . [ scene_break ] old todd : it kills me that my own kids wo n't accept me . he has completely brainwashed jack against me . viki : he 's the only father that jack has ever known . old todd : ... came and gave me a pop quiz . she tried to catch me , like i 'd forget something , some important detail . i remembered everything . viki : and did she believe you ? old todd : well , yeah , she chalked it up to me having read todd 's unauthorized biography . it 's not just her . blair . téa ... said that i will never meet our daughter . viki : it 's a complicated situation for all of us . old todd : that 's one way to put it . viki : well , how would you put it ? old todd : here 's the thing . i fought really hard to get here , to come home . and i did n't think that everybody would welcome me with open arms , but i was counting on you . you have n't even offered me a hug . viki : my brother does n't like being hugged . old todd : right . ok , you caught me . i 'm nothing but a great , big fake . [ scene_break ] nora : do n't you see ? this could work . this is -- it 'll be brilliant . bo and i will raise him . we 'll raise your baby . destiny : i 'm not gon na do that . greg dumped me on my grandparents . i do n't want that kind of life for my child . nora : it wo n't be the same . it wo n't be the same , destiny . there wo n't be any lies . the baby will always know that you 're his mother . and you can be as much a part of his life as you want to be . anything you want , you have it . bo and i , we 'll raise it , we 'll pay for the education , we 'll do everything . we 'll love it very , very much , you know ? and you -- you can go to school and you can do everything in your life that you want to do . destiny : with my baby stashed away with you ? i could n't do that . it just would n't feel right . nora : and this does ? destiny : i 've already made up my mind . i 'm not having this baby . my appointment is tomorrow . this is just something i have to do . [ scene_break ] david : it means a lot to me , pa . bo : and you understand why we needed to let nate go ? david : not really , but i 'm cool . bo : ok . cool is good enough . david : hey , pa , while i got you here , you want to see a screening of `` vicker man `` ? han solo can not hold a candle to you , but then again , who could ? bo : what , did you bring the movie ? david : i 've always got a copy on me . wait till you see the entertainment system i got set up in matthew 's room . bo : what ? [ scene_break ] nora : destiny , i realize i have no right to ask for this , so i 'm begging . i 'm begging you , please do n't do this . please . please reconsider . please . it 's not too late . what if matthew never comes back to me ? what if -- what if this baby is the only piece that i have left of him ? please , sweetie . please , please , do n't do this . please . please reconsider . do n't do this . do n't let this baby go , ok ? david : ok , who 's ready to see this baby ? apparently , she read the reviews . everybody stay put . destiny , come back here . bo : what 's going on ? did something happen to matthew ? nora : [ sniffles ] no . no , matthew 's fine -- well , in a way it 's about matthew . bo : what do you mean ? nora : destiny and matthew ... destiny 's pregnant with matthew 's child . [ scene_break ] james : baz kissed you ? and he just thought that it was ok to disrespect our relationship like that ? starr : i do n't know what he was thinking . he 's a jerk . james : that day in the park , when i found you guys ? starr : yes . james : i knew something was going on . starr : i did n't kiss him back at all . james : but you did n't tell me about it , starr . starr : i did n't tell you about it because it did n't mean anything and i did n't want to make a big deal out of something that just was n't . james : you mean you did n't want me to make a big deal out of it . starr : yes . i did n't want you going after him after i 'd already slapped the hell out of him . james : you did ? starr : yes . i did . and he never saw it coming . james ... i may not know which man is my father , but i know the man that i want to be with , and that is you . i love you . james : i love you , too , twinkle . [ scene_break ] old todd : you know what 's gon na happen , right ? the other dna test is gon na prove that i am your brother , and then you 're gon na want a hug , and i do n't know if i 'm gon na be in the mood . viki : what if the results are the same ? what do we do then ? old todd : i ca n't think about that . i 've got so many questions , and nobody has any answers . [ scene_break ] baker : what are you doing ? irene : malcolm , that should be fairly obvious by now , should n't it ? baker : but ms. manning -- irene : irene . baker : we 've worked together for years , and i have been nothing but trustworthy and loyal . irene : a dog is trustworthy and loyal . i needed you to be competent . you were sloppy instead . baker : the prisoner got the better of all of us . irene : for which you took full responsibility . i gave you an opportunity to make it up to me , but you failed . besides , you know far too much about me ... and him . take care of him . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'm gon na ask lois to fix you a room , ok ? old todd : not the one with victor lord 's portrait in it . please , not that one . viki : i took that down years ago . [ scene_break ] [ clattering ] new todd : to hell with you , delgado . téa : might want to hold off on the heavy drinking until after i kick your butt . new todd : is n't that the game that the other , more awesome todd used to play ? téa : shut up . new todd : i would n't even know the rules , would i ? is n't that another life ? téa : you 're a real jackass , you know that ? new todd : then it 's settled . i 'm todd manning . téa : you want money or not ? [ scene_break ] blair : do n't you put this off on anybody else , because this is all about you , tomás , and how you have never , ever been honest with me . mm - hmm . tomás : so this has nothing to do with either of those two men ? blair : no ! and even if one of them were lying to me , you 're the biggest fraud of all . you 're trying to pass yourself off as some kind of bohemian artist . tomás : i am an artist . blair : you 're an assassin for the cia . tomás : oh , i was just supposed to start off with that ? i was trying to protect you . blair : do n't protect me , ok ? i do n't need it . all my life , people have told me lies , all in the name of protecting me . i do n't want that kind of protection . i want the truth . tomás : i have told you every truth i know to tell ... except maybe the one that matters . damn it , i think i 'm falling in love with you . [ scene_break ] bo : matthew and destiny ? and she 's pregnant ? nora : and she 's gon na get rid of our grandchild . i begged her not to . i begged her , but she 's already made up her mind . [ scene_break ] blair : i -- i do n't even know what to say to that . tomás : you do n't have to say anything . i know i have a long way to go before you 'll trust me . but i 'm not giving up on you , blair . you want to know things about your ex ? i 'll find them out . i will do whatever it takes to make you forgive me . and then i 'll make you forget everything there is to know about both those guys calling themselves todd manning . [ scene_break ] viki : your room is all—
viki laments to original todd that the only person who knows the answer to the mystery of the two todds is his mother , irene manning , who has been dead for 30 years . original todd thinks regular todd altered the dna results . he asks viki if she believes he is her brother . she says yes , but she also believes that the other todd believes he is her brother . he says she has n't even offered him a hug yet . she says her brother does n't like hugs . tea wonders if starr hit upon something when she suggested the two todds could be twins . todd accuses her of tampering with the dna test . he says the other todd is already taking over his life and the only person that does n't doubt him is jack . irene manning is angry that a dna test is destroying her plan . malcolm apologizes for losing the prisoner , but says the situation is still salvageable and no one will ever know who the real todd manning is . she says it 's too bad he let tomas delgado go ; he would have taken care of it . she tells him that she knows viki will come looking for answers . malcolm says viki thinks irene is dead . she presses a button under the desk and pulls a pistol from the drawer . she tells malcolm he knows too much . two security guards come in and take malcolm away . tomas asks blair where they stand while she figures out which todd is her children 's father . she asks him to wait to have this conversation until after the new dna test results come back . when she brings up tomas 's past , he asks her if it is about him or the man with the scar on his face . she tells him not to blame anyone else when he has continuously lied to her . he says the only truth he has withheld is that he is falling in love with her .
cristian : wow . max : did n't know you were marrying a pool shark , huh ? cristian : nope , not a clue . natalie : well , that 's the point , is n't it -- element of surprise ? max : how 'd it happen ? natalie : well , when i was a kid , roxy went to the casinos and the pool hall kind of became my daycare center . max : sounds like roxy . natalie : yeah , well , her friend was the owner and i learn fast . cristian : so , are you going to keep surprising me like this after we get married ? natalie : plan to . [ scene_break ] woman : mr. laurence ? elyssa clins , global investigations . walker : hmm . thanks for meeting me . sit down . now , i know you 've been investigating me for kevin buchanan . elyssa : i do n't know where you got your information from -- walker : shut up . just listen . starting today , we 're going to turn the tables on your other employer . [ scene_break ] kevin : look , i thought we settled this . there is no affair with anyone , let alone blair . kelly : what about what walker laurence told me ? kevin : walker laurence ? walker laurence is spreading insane rumors about me . what the hell . kelly : that 's what i thought at first -- that they were just rumors , but -- kevin : what -- but what ? what 's this about ? kelly : every time i turn around you and blair are together . and that would n't be that strange except , up until recently , you could n't even stand each other . kevin : look , blair and i run the two newspapers in this town . that puts us in close proximity on a fairly regular basis . kelly : oh , i see . so you were just following up on a hot equestrian scandal ? kevin : the only reason this seems suspicious is obviously walker laurence put the idea in your head . we were n't going for a ride together . we just happened to run into each other at the quarry . kelly : you 're awfully quiet . why do n't we hear your version . what 's kevin to you ? blair : other than my – the sun 's competition and my cousin 's husband ? kelly : yeah . other than that . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] keri : so once jessica was face - to - face with the truth , she knew she could n't break up a family . she promised she was n't going to see him anymore . r.j. : well , as long as you 're happy , keri . lindsay : hi . listen , let me know if you see anything you like , ok ? r.j. : great . lindsay , you 're back at work . lindsay : yeah . r.j. : that 's great . lindsay : yeah . well , i have to start putting my life back together , so i figured running the gallery is as good a place to start as any . r.j. : well , i 'm -- i 'm glad you feel up to it . lindsay : well , i 'm not really sure i do . but then again , i 'm not sure of anything yet , so i 'm trying . you let me know , all right ? r.j. : hmm . joey : hi , lindsay . lindsay : hey . jen 's not back yet . joey : i know . actually , i came to see how you were doing . lindsay : oh . well , i 'm doing fine . i 'm getting visited by the nurses at st. ann 's . i 'm going to therapy . and i just got off the phone with will . he 's in japan . did jen tell you that ? joey : yeah , yeah . actually i heard that . ahem . lindsay : how you doing ? joey : actually , i 'll be a lot better once jen gets back . i hate the thought of her down there with rex . and i know he promised not to contest the divorce , but he 's up to something . i will never trust that man . [ scene_break ] rex : what , you do n't trust me ? ok , that 's a stupid question . let 's put it this way -- how can i make you believe it ? i 'm offering you a legit deal , straight up . i get one last look at you -- all of you -- and you get your father 's house , , free and clear . jen : half a house is going to bring you a lot of money , and i know you love money more than anything else . rex : well , right now the thought of never laying eyes on your body again hurts a hell of a lot more than the idea of losing my stake in the house . so , what do you say ? we have a deal ? jen : start writing . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] jessica : antonio . antonio : i 've been waiting for this for a long time . jessica : me , too . [ scene_break ] max : how would you like to come back to work for your old boss ? cristian : you mean here ? max : uh - huh . i need a bartender , part - time . cristian : i could use the money . natalie : whoa , whoa . hang on here . now , if you 're working at the hospital , i 'm working at foxy roxy 's , and you 're here , i 'm never going to get to see you . cristian : yeah . yeah , i know . i do n't like it , either , but it 's not forever and it 's only part - time . natalie : all right . well , if i 'm only going to get to see you 20 minutes a day , you 'd better make each one of them count . cristian : you know i will . max : whoa , whoa , that 's more than i need to hear . cristian : so , what , i 'm hired ? max : yes , you are hired . cristian : cool . max : oh -- yeah , but none of that during business hours , ok ? [ scene_break ] elyssa : i 'm sorry . could you say that again ? walker : 10,000 . plus you can keep whatever buchanan 's paying you because , technically , you 'd still be working for him . elyssa : excuse me ? walker : as far as he 'll know , you 'll still be prying into my past , only you wo n't be . elyssa : well , wo n't he find out ? walker : you 'll have plenty to tell him , but only what i feed you . and do n't go thinking on your own . i hate that . walker : we have an understanding ? elyssa : yes . [ scene_break ] blair : i did not sleep with kevin . we both just happened to go horseback riding . that 's it . kevin : look , walker has his own agenda . he 's not going to let the truth interfere with that . walker : maybe i said that you and kevin have been spending a lot of time together , but that 's it . kelly : it is n't just walker . who phoned ? who sent the letters ? kevin : probably walker . kelly : he said he did n't do it . blair : look , kelly , do you have the letters with you ? kelly : no . they 're at home . kevin : ok , so on the one hand , you 've got a crackpot sending you information that he 's too chicken to sign his name to , and on the other hand you 've got your husband and your cousin here telling you different . who are you going to believe ? kelly : you 're right . i believe you , ok ? i -- i 'm so sorry . all these insinuations , they just got to me . i just -- oh , i know . it 's ridiculous . you -- you and blair -- that 's just -- blair : i 'm just glad we really cleared it up . kelly : you know what ? i 'm sorry i even said anything . you know , my mind , it just ran away with me . can we go back to asa 's ? i have a couple things i 'd like to talk about with you . kevin : sure . let 's go . kelly : ok . kevin : ok . [ scene_break ] keri : since jessica 's out of the picture now , i told antonio he could have jamie for the day tomorrow . r.j. : hmm . lindsay : you do n't have anything to worry about , you know . i mean , jen loves you so much , and things are going to work out for all of us . joey : well , as long as you 're doing fine . lindsay : do n't think that i 've forgotten how sweet and very kind you were to me the day that i had to go back to st. ann 's . i was terrified of mitch , and i think i might have gone under for good if it had n't been for you . joey : well , i just want you to feel strong again , lindsay . lindsay : jen 's very lucky to have you . joey : no , no , no , no . i am lucky to have her , and i can not wait till she gets back , no strings attached . lindsay : tomorrow . joey : i know . oh -- here . i took a picture of jen . i thought you might like a copy . lindsay : oh . oh , that 's beautiful . thank you . thank you so much . joey : good night . lindsay : ok . [ scene_break ] rex : here 's my half of the deal . jen : do i really have to do this ? rex : you thought i was going to give away the house for nothing ? jen : let 's just get this over with . rex : wait , wait , wait ! no , hold on ! no , no , we got to set the scene . no streak across the football field . i expect my money 's worth . [ music plays ] rex : dazzle me . jen : satisfied ? rex : wait . what do you say we do it one last time ? something to remember you by . i 'll even throw in the motorcycle for good measure . jen : measure this . the only thing i want from you is the divorce , so i will see you at the judge 's first thing in the morning . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] jessica : wow , that was some -- some night . antonio : some night . jessica : you sleep like a happy cat . you 're so peaceful . antonio : yeah , well , i hate to disillusion you , but i do n't always sleep so peacefully . maybe it was the company . so , you -- you want to use the shower first ? actually , i do n't think the hot water will last through two showers , so maybe we should take an environmentally friendly shower . jessica : do n't you want to have anything to look forward to ? [ scene_break ] jen : mom ? ok , we 're done , divorced , so just -- go away . rex : ok . wanted to make sure you got home ok . jen : since when have you been concerned ? i 'm home safe , i 'm fine , so i 'll see you later . mom ? are you here ? rex : fine , i 'll go . thanks for being my private dancer last night . that was -- jen : shut up . do n't tell anybody about that . do n't even talk about it , not even to me . rex : ok . jen : the only reason i did that was because i did n't want you to sell my father 's house to a stranger . that 's it . rex : yeah , but come on , you did it so damned well , you must have enjoyed it just a -- jen : no , i did n't ! now get out . rex : fine . i 'm gone . jen : what ? rex : when it occurs to you what a mistake you made , do n't think that i 'm going to be sitting around waiting for you to come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] joey : hello . jen : i 'm back , and i 'm divorced . joey : hallelujah . let me shower real quick and i 'll be there in five minutes . jen : no , stay there . i want to come by and look at your rippling muscles . joey : all right , then i 'll just stay here and ripple . jen : ok . i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] walker : son of -- blair : you liar . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] max : sorry , we 're not open for business -- r.j. : thank you . i heard you were running this place now . i figured someone should come by and warn viki and her alters not to plan any felonies around you because you 're a blabbermouth . max : well , i hear they mastermind all their criminal activities in the kitchen at llanfair . r.j. : you ratted me out to the cops , max . max : yes , i did , and it killed me to do it . we 've always looked out for each other . r.j. : so , what the hell happened ? max : al . after all these years , we 're finally close again . he actually even looks up to me . and there was just no way i could know about a crime going down and not speak up about it . r.j. : for al . max : for what he sees in me . besides , did n't seem like too smart a move for you . [ r.j. chuckles ] r.j. : well , you two were very close when he was a lot younger . max : yeah . r.j. : tried to be a better person for keri 's sake . max : i know . hear she 's back in town now , so -- r.j. : so i am back on the right path . keri and jamie 's happiness -- that 's all that matters now . max : jamie seems like a happy little kid . r.j. : she is . keri 's not , and she 's not going to be until she gets over this insipid fantasy of getting back together with antonio vega . [ scene_break ] [ water runs ] [ knock on door ] antonio : who is it ? keri : it 's keri and jamie . antonio : oh , god -- but you 're two hours early . keri : yeah , i know , but could you just -- [ water stops ] keri : could you open the door ? i 've got all this stuff and jamie and -- antonio : yeah . keri : thank you . i 'm sorry to catch you by surprise like this , but -- [ scene_break ] r.j. : you see -- max : oh , i 'm sorry . did i bump you ? r.j. : you ca n't play that way . you 're lucky there 's no money on the table . cristian : all right , so where do you want me to start , boss ? r.j. : you hired cristian vega ? max : he used to work for me at break bar , remember ? r.j. : right , so then i should n't have to warn you that you ca n't trust him as far as you can spit . max : i can spit pretty far . cristian : so can i . max : hey , you know what ? we got a shipment of wine in . why do n't you start unpacking , stock the bar , and then store the rest in the back . cristian : sure thing . [ max groans ] r.j. : hey , it 's my shot . max : oh , again ? r.j. : going to count that ? cristian : max , i told you to stop that . [ natalie giggles ] natalie : hi . cristian : hi yourself . what are you doing here ? are n't you early for roxy 's ? natalie : right on time . cristian : ok , well , you better get going because i got a million things to do . natalie : well , i can be your inspiration . my shift is your shift . cristian : what are you talking about ? natalie : well , 20 minutes a day with you just was n't cutting it for me , so i spoke with max , and it just so happened he needed a waitress , so , voila , instant waitress . [ scene_break ] blair : you sent those letters to kelly , did n't you ? walker : have n't been over this ? i told you i did n't . blair : really ? kelly gave me the letters this morning . and if you 'll notice , it 's the exact same stationery that the sun has . all these letters are printed -- walker : all right ! so i wrote them , i wrote them ! and since it 's the next thing out of your mouth , yes , i made the phone call to kelly , too ! blair : where in the hell do you get off , walker ? walker : i was up front with you about the way i felt about you . blair : yeah , and i told you exactly -- walker : i know what you told me ! i 'm just not very good with hearing no as an answer . blair : oh , no kidding . walker : i wanted buchanan out of my way . what is so wrong with that ? blair : other than the fact that it 's just a little deceitful , a little manipulative , and just plain creepy ? oh , my god , you 're just like todd . walker : you say that like it 's a bad thing . blair : oh , it is ! [ scene_break ] joey : hey ! hey . [ jen giggles ] [ lindsay gasps ] lindsay : oh -- rex , what are you doing here ? rex : jen and i just got back . the divorce is done . it 's all official . lindsay : well , good . i mean , it 's good because that 's what my daughter wanted . rex : yeah , i know . i just -- well , i wish i could say the same thing . lindsay : i 'm sorry . rex : i do n't -- i do n't know what i 'm going to do without her . i mean -- you have any idea what it feels like to lose somebody , you know , that you care so much about , knowing that nothing you do will make any difference ? lindsay : yeah . rex : i had what i wanted . now it 's gone . everything feels out of control , you know , like i 'll lose my mind . oh -- here , let me -- let me give you a hand . lindsay : thanks . rex : must be heavy . lindsay : yeah , thanks . thanks . i appreciate it . whoops . rex : i got it . lindsay : thank you . [ scene_break ] keri : what 's going on here ? antonio : keri , it 's not your place to ask that . keri : it is if i 'm going to leave my daughter in your care . so , what happened to your going to leave him alone ? jessica : keri , i never agreed to -- antonio : hold on a second . what do you mean ? keri : you know what ? i 'm out of here . you can ask your lying little girlfriend for the details . antonio : keri , why do n't you just hand jamie to me ? keri : jamie is going with me . jessica : i am so sorry . antonio : what the hell just happened ? i mean , what did -- what did she mean about you staying away from me ? jessica , did you agree to that ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : nice . natalie : thanks . max : now , i got a friend that 's a very serious pool player . natalie : serious as in shark ? max : maybe you want to give him a call . r.j. : hey , sweetheart . what are you two doing here ? keri : well , i called around looking for you , and someone at capricorn told me you were here . r.j. : oh . so , why is my little granddaughter still with you ? keri : because -- r.j. : what ? what happened ? what did vega do ? keri : jessica buchanan was there wearing nothing but a towel . obviously , she had spent the night there . she promised me she would stay away from him . i ca n't believe that he 's doing this to me . we loved each other . we have a child together . i was so sure that he would -- r.j. : keri , look , i know you hate it when i talk about that boy , but he is not the person you think he is . he never has been . he is selfish . he only thinks about himself . [ scene_break ] jessica : so that 's when she came by to see me . antonio : what exactly did she say ? jessica : she told me to keep my distance . antonio : from me ? antonio : and you agreed to that ? jessica : no , i did n't agree to it . she must have misunderstood , but i should have been more clear with her . antonio : no , no . this was n't your fault . oh , wait a second . is that why you bailed on lunch the other day ? jessica , let me tell you something . what keri asked of you was not her call . jessica : she thought she was doing the right thing . antonio : no , well , it 's not the right thing , ok ? keri ca n't decide who i see or who i do n't see , ok ? i was -- i was completely honest with her . i told it was over . yes , we have a daughter together and jamie will always be our bond , but keri and i are through . jessica : are you sure ? because i do n't want to come in between -- antonio : jessica , i want to be with you . jessica : me , too . i want to -- [ scene_break ] walker : here 's the thing -- blair : yeah ? walker : do n't rush me . i 'm not good at this . blair : you know what ? i 'm out of here . walker : wait . i 'm sorry . really . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- i 'm sorry that i -- that i wrote those letters and i 'm sorry that i made the phone call and -- and i 'm -- i 'm really -- i 'm sorry , really , that i hurt your feelings and -- i give you my word , for whatever that 's worth , that it wo n't happen again . blair : look -- walker : do n't interrupt me ! i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . blair : yeah -- walker : i 'm sorry . blair : yeah , ok . ok . walker : i -- see , the thing is i ca n't even -- i ca n't even stand here and make any decent excuses for what i did , and -- i can just say i 'm sorry . blair : ok . you 're sorry . walker : yeah . can i make it up to you ? can i take you to dinner ? just a clean slate . and i 'm going to prove to you that i am nothing like todd . blair : ok . todd : ok . blair : since you 're sorry . [ scene_break ] joey : it seems like it 's been months . jen : tell me about it . look , i 'll go change and we can work out together . joey : i am almost finished , actually . and i think i have a better idea on how we can raise our heart rates . jen : hmm . much better idea . but i have to go check on my mom . she was n't home when i got back . joey : actually , i went to the gallery last night , but i 'm sure lindsay would be happy to see you . jen : thanks . thanks for checking on her . joey : how did things really go with rex ? he did n't try any stunts , did he ? jen : nothing i ca n't handle . [ scene_break ] lindsay : listen , thank you for the help with the -- with the bags . rex : yeah , no problem . i know i was n't the greatest husband ever , but i just wish that jen had given us a chance , you know ? lindsay : well , rex , to tell you the truth , i do n't think that it would matter how much time you gave it . it did n't really have a chance . rex : maybe . i do n't know . i guess . would it be ok if i hang here for just a little longer ? i do n't want to go home -- lindsay : you do n't want to go home to an empty house ? rex : yeah . kelly : hi , lindsay . lindsay : kelly . hi ! kelly : is this a bad time ? lindsay : oh , no . no , not at all . kelly : oh , ok . well , i mean , i wo n't stay long . i just wanted to look around a little bit , see if i could find a few things for my husband 's office . lindsay : oh , sure . wow . kevin is a lucky man to have you for a wife . kelly : oh . [ scene_break ] walker : hey , kev . kevin : listen , laurence , i know you 've been lying to my wife about blair and me , and i 'm telling you right now to stay out of my personal life or i swear i will put you in a world of pain . [ scene_break ] rex : hey -- i know this is a lot to ask , but do you want to grab some lunch ? lindsay : i do n't -- i do n't really know if that would be right . rex : you do n't even have to agree with the divorce . i promise . just do n't let me go home alone yet . lindsay : kelly , listen , are you in a hurry ? kelly : no . no , not at all . lindsay : ok -- i 've got to go somewhere , and i was just -- if you find something you like for kevin , my assistant 's in the back . she 'll be happy to write it up for you . kelly : oh , or , i mean , i could just come back later . lindsay : no , absolutely not . you stay here and look around . enjoy yourself , ok ? kelly : ok . lindsay : great . kelly : thank you , lindsay . lindsay : ok . kelly : ok . lindsay : bye . kelly : bye . [ scene_break ] kevin : screwing with my life is a bad idea , walker . you 're way out of your league . walker : do n't underestimate me because you have no idea who you 're messing with . kevin : well , why do n't you tell me ? who are you ? [ scene_break ] kelly : hey , jen . you know , your mom -- she just went out . i was just looking around . jen : great . well , i hope you find something you like . kelly : you know , she did say something about you just getting back in from out of town . you were away ? jen : yeah . i went to the dominican republic to get a divorce . kelly : oh , that 's right . congratulations . just -- jen : what ? kelly : do n't hurt joey . he 's been through enough . jen : i wo n't . kelly : good . jen : i would n't do that . kelly : good . he 's been hurt a lot . i hurt him . just do n't want him to go through that again . i would n't want anyone to go through that . [ scene_break ] antonio : keri will get over this . jessica : what if she does n't ? what if she tries to take jamie away again and disappears -- antonio : no , she wo n't , she wo n't . that was r.j. 's doing . keri was never really a part of that . jessica : i just do n't want to see you go through that again . antonio : jessica , i 'm going to be ok . all right ? jamie 's a part of my life , and you and i are together , and there is nothing -- nothing that keri can do about that . [ scene_break ] r.j. : you do n't owe that boy anything . you only came back because you thought that he belonged in your life . keri : i was sure wrong about that . r.j. : so , what do you want to do about it ? do you want to relocate ? because i will back you all the way . i will go with you if you need me to . keri : r.j. , i was miserable in toronto . you were miserable . and i know it affected jamie to see me so lonely up there . i 'm not going to be pushed out of town again . r.j. : no one is trying to push you anywhere , believe me . what do you want to do ? keri : hurt antonio . r.j. : i -- i can understand that , but what i mean is -- keri : no , i know what you mean , r.j . but right now all i can think about is making him suffer for what he 's putting me through . r.j. : if you 're serious , i know how you can exact a price from him . keri : dad , i need a few minutes to deal with this . r.j. : i 'm just saying that if you really want to put it to antonio , i know how . keri : let 's do it . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] keri : i want you to make sure that antonio never sees her again . asa : you 're worried that he 's fooling around with your cousin blair . starr : you could tell her about my dad being alive . walker : would she want to know ? nora : i think it 's time we tell matthew that you 're his father .
walker confronts elyssa , the pi about tailing him & makes a counter - offer to only report back to kevin what he tells her to . jessica & antonio get down & dirty in the quarry & back at his place where keri runs into them . she tells rj she wants antonio to suffer . lindsay 's back at the gallery . cris & natalie both take on pt jobs at crossroads . jenn strips for rex ( yahoo ) & they get divorced . rj & max hang out & talk about their kids . blair confronts walker about sending the letters to kelly & accuses him of acting like todd . rex & lindsay go out to lunch together .
[ rock music plays ] marcie : come on , guys , that 's it . no , you got to do it together . you got to do it together ! that 's good ! that 's good ! roxy : that 's good , get sexy . sell it ! sell it ! jen : whoo ! riley , come back . come on . julie : listen to the music . jen : where 's ron ? marcie : oh , he had to go check on the roofing job that he has to work for . anybody know where mark is ? roxy : he dropped out . he did n't want to weird anybody out . marcie : oh . jen : what 's their problem ? julie : you know , someone should go talk to him . riley : dude , go the other way . roxy : hey , hey , hey ! this sucks . cut the music , julie . [ music stops ] marcie : you know , maybe we should wait until we find out what 's going on with mark , anyway . hudson : yeah , why is he not here , anyway ? nick : oh , nancy 's exempt . see , she only dances for guys . mark : well , yeah , but since this is for a good cause , i guess i 'll make an exception . if anyone has a problem with that , i guess they 'll have to quit . i did n't come out of the closet the other day just to go back into hiding . john : hey . what 's going on ? michael : man , it is hot as hell in here ! john : yeah , yeah , sorry about that . the a.c. 's been gone all week . michael : oh . well , you know , there are these people -- they call them repairmen , and you can call them and they come and fix stuff like that . john : oh , gee , michael , let me write that down . we never thought of that . so what are you doing ? michael : well , i read in the paper about that body you guys found in the quarry you ca n't identify . john : what about it ? michael : i 'm taking an elective course in forensic medicine . the doc who did who did the autopsy in the m.e . 's office -- he let me take a look . and this guy , our corpse ? he 's got a really bad break in his arm . john : we know at already . it 's not enough to get a i.d . michael : but it is . you see , they 've been doing this for years -- he has a plate in the bone , right , but this particular design is brand - new technology , so there 's no way he could 've had that put in there any more than three months ago . john : you sure about this ? michael : positive . i learned all about it when i broke my leg . john : right . that narrows down the field . we 'll look into it . you ever think about forensics ? we could use someone like you . michael : thanks . you 're in a good mood . john : i -- i just got a break on a murder case . michael : no . it 's more than that . i 've very rarely seen you behave this way . what 's up ? evangeline : dorian . hi . how is kelly feeling ? dorian : oh . when i left la boulaie , she was playing with ace . she seemed just fine . evangeline : i 'm glad , because she seemed really shaken up yesterday . dorian : she always is after one of kevin 's visits . evangeline : well , he did n't do himself any favors by going over there and telling her he got the trial date moved up . the judge is going to hear about that , believe me . but i 'm worried about kelly . it is critical that she appear strong and calm on the stand . dorian : do n't worry , when she walks into that courtroom , she will be perfectly in control . you just make sure that you present kevin to the judge as the vindictive , vicious snake that he is . evangeline : i plan to . dorian : excuse me . evangeline : of course . dorian : good afternoon , carlotta . carlotta : oh , hi , dorian . can i get you something ? dorian : just a cup of coffee , thanks . carlotta : well , tell me , how 's adriana . i 'm sure by now she 's less torn up over river . dorian : you know , i would give thought by now she would be over the breakup , but with time she just seems to be getting worse . adriana : god , please . i 'll do whatever you ask . just i ca n't be pregnant right now . god , if i am -- oh , i know i am . river , i 've got to tell you . reverend carpenter . uh , it 's -- it 's adriana . i 'm fine . may i speak to river ? oh . when is he going to be home ? oh . no , no messages . thank you . bye . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ sonia : jessica . jessica : hello . sorry about the mix - up with our interview the other day , but thanks for rescheduling . sonia : sure . jessica : hello , angelina . angelina : hello . jessica : i 'm interviewing sonia for a piece that i 'm writing on the surviving members of the santi family . [ phone rings ] sonia : excuse me . hello ? john : sonia toledo ? sonia : yeah . who 's this ? john : john mcbain , llanview p.d . remember me ? i was wondering if you 'd come down to the station . sonia : what for ? john : cup of coffee , a couple bear claws , talk about a few things ? sonia : what if i do n't feel like talking ? john : well , i guess i could send someone to pick you up . sonia : all right . i 'll be right there . listen , i 'm sorry , i 've got to run somewhere . we 're going to have to do this later . i 'll walk you out . jessica : well , i was -- you know , since i 'm here , i might as well talk to angelina . that 's ok , right ? sonia : no , it 's not . tico : hey . adriana : hi , tico . god , i do n't know what i 'm going to do ! tico : what 's wrong ? adriana : it 's river . he 's in new york right now , auditioning for juilliard . he might be staying there . i do n't know what to do ! i ca n't do this all alone ! nick : you know , it 's hard enough to do this stupid dance . now we got to worry about this fairy crowding us ? roxy : hey , you got a real problem . all the women are going to be looking at him . you 're just jealous . mark : relax . i 'm into brains anyway . i 'd never be attracted to you . nick : oh . hudson : that 's great because you can take my spot . marcie : no -- no , no , no , no , you are not getting out of this . we need the money for the community center . julie : i 've already sold a ton of tickets . jen : me , too -- mostly midnight logic fans . riley : oh , yes ! julie : the football fans were actually a really good market , too . nick : you told people i was doing this ? julie : they have to know what they 're getting . jen : everybody has fans coming . nick : oh , no . hudson : yeah , they 're coming to see us make a fool of ourselves . roxy : yeah , that 's because you 're doing all the wrong steps . ok , everybody fall in line . you , too , you homo - publican . ok , so you take your attitude , take it our of your lips , put it in your hips . whoo ! mark : hey , roxy , you know what , i think maybe part of the problem is the music -- no offense . riley : yeah , see , that 's exactly what i say . it 's not working at all . hudson : no , the whole concept is just wrong . mark : i think maybe we need something a little less old school . nick : really ? what do you suggest , a broadway tune ? jen : shut up , nick . mark : no , actually , i was thinking something like hip - hop , unless you want to look more lame than you already do . shannon : all right , i 've got the mail . here you go . mark : oh , thanks . riley : thank you . marcie : thanks . roxy : ok , we got to talk music , people , so we 're going to take your quivering meat and we 're going to put it to the beat . riley : ok , you know what ? come on , i got some ideas . roxy : ok ! mark : i 'll be right there . hey . jen : mm - hmm ? mark : i was upstairs earlier listening to the rehearsal . i was thinking a lot about you and marcie , the way you two have stood up for me . you really gave me the guts to come down here . jen : i 'm glad . you know , marcie 's the one that taught me how to stand up for what i believe in . marcie : no , come -- john : thanks again for the tip , michael . i think it 's going to be a big help . michael : so you at least going to tell me what the case is about ? john : what do you think i 'm going to say ? michael : i think that you 're going to say that you ca n't . you know , the rumor around the m.e . 's office is that a hit man for the santi family was seen recently here in the states wearing a cast . works for a guy called padilla ? john : sounds to me like the m.e . 's office has got a little too much on their hands . michael : a conversation i overheard . just checking the facts . john : well , you want to learn about the investigation ? join the department . michael : you know , i might . i 'm really digging this forensic thing . hey , do you think that maybe i could stay , you know , hang out , observe while you interrogate the suspect ? john : no . michael : ok . sonia : i think it 's time for your sherry . would you like one ? jessica : no , thank you . sonia : keep everything to yourself . do n't say a word . enjoy your drink . jessica : do you think that you 'll have time to have an interview later ? sonia : yes . why do n't you just wait for me ? i wo n't be very long . jessica : thank you . sonia : bye . jessica : goodbye . angelina , are you all right ? angelina : i am afraid that when all the questions have been answered , it will be too late . jessica : what do you mean , it will be too late ? angelina : did sonia tell you that i am confused at times ? jessica : yes , she did mention that . angelina : well , that is true . but , ms. buchanan , i remember things , as well . jessica : please , you can call me jessica . angelina : that will be very difficult for me . jessica : why ? angelina : i was raised -- tico 's mother , isabella , was raised to call new acquaintances by their family name . i try to follow her ways . respect is very important . mrs. santi -- she treated all she knew with respect -- her husband , her friends , her servants . jessica : manuel -- were isabel and he unhappy ? angelina : she was young , from a great family , a different class . she was like a queen to him . he loved her very deeply . he was the proudest man in puerto rico when their first son was born . jessica : and they named that boy manuel , right ? angelina : it was his wish . jessica : and at that time , do you know if manuel was already involved in criminal activities ? angelina : he had become very powerful . he was consumed by that power and the wealth and the blood . by the time tico was born , manuel was who he was . jessica : did isabella know of his criminal involvement ? angelina : she told him many times that she would give up all she had if he would leave that life . but he stayed . he stayed and he bought isabella more jewels and a grand hacienda . jessica : do you think that he wanted to get out ? angelina : who 's to say ? anyway , it all ended the day isabella was in the car with manuelito , driving his car . jessica : the car bomb . she was killed . i 'm so sorry . um , his son , little manuel , was killed as well , right ? angelina : any goodness left in the father died that day , as well . do you know dorian lord ? jessica : yes , i do . i 've known her since i was a child . why ? angelina : manuel was such an evil , violent man when they met . how could she have married him ? dorian : i do n't know what to do . adriana has been so upset about her breakup with river that she 's become physically ill . and , what , with everything kelly 's going through , i have n't been able to spend enough time with adriana . carlotta : so why do you think that i tried so hard to keep river and adriana apart ? but once you told her that you were her mother , you were so eager and desperate to have her loved , you just let her run wild , just like you did with river . dorian : carlotta , are you blaming me ? are you holding me responsible for what 's happened ? because those two kids were about to get married ! i made a compromise . i let them see each other . i did not let them run wild . carlotta : ok , ok , you do have a point there . i guess -- look , dorian , i did n't mean to come off so harsh . dorian : harsh ? you were out of line . carlotta : look , i 'm very worried , dorian , for both our families . dorian : why , specifically ? carlotta : manuel santi . manuel santi . i wish he 'd never come back into our lives . now sonia and tico are living in llanview . dorian : i thought you were so thrilled to have tico here . why have you changed your mind ? tico : i thought your relationship with river was over , adriana . adriana : he said that he was leaving , but i did n't think it would really happen . he 's in new york right now , auditioning for juilliard school of music . i wish you could hear him play piano . he 's brilliant . he 's so talented . tico : yeah , he may very well be , but that still does n't mean that he 's good enough for my beautiful sister . adriana : i guess if he gets accepted , he 'll be in new york . he 'll be gone . tico : adriana , maybe that 's for the best . it 'll be easier for you to forget him . adriana : i do n't know about that . tico : ok , river is part of your past , ok ? you need to focus on your future now . adriana : what future ? tico : this future . this future . what starts right now , ok ? come on , let me take you out to lunch and we 'll talk about it , ok ? adriana : no , i really do n't feel like going out , tico . tico : are you still not feeling well adriana : no , i 'm ok . tico : ok , good , good . well , you have no excuse then , ok ? come on , i did n't have breakfast . i 'm starving . adriana : tico , i -- tico : please , adriana . i hate to eat alone . adriana : all right . let me just go wash my face . tico : juan ? que tal ? como estas ? bien , bien . oye , look , i need to ask you something . do you still have that friend on the board at juilliard ? was n't it juilliard ? ok , write this down -- river carpenter . he 's a pianist . yeah , he 's going through the auditioning process right now . i want him to get accepted . look , i do n't know if he 's talented or not , juan , just make sure he gets accepted , ok ? i want him as far as away as possible from my sister . of course i have someone much more suitable in mind for her . carlotta : look , dorian , it 's not that i do n't trust tico . he 's my nephew . dorian : what does that mean ? paul cramer 's my nephew , and everybody knows what a skunk he is . carlotta : tico 's nothing like paul . dorian : you 're worried , are n't you ? and you were so upset that night when tico introduced the woman he said was his nanny -- what was her name ? carlotta : angelina ? oh , angelina 's just an old family friend . no , the problem is tico and sonia living here in llanview . dorian : mm - hmm . carlotta : no , i 'm very worried that they 're going to bring problems to my family , and especially to antonio . dorian : well , i 'm worried , too . because i gave up my daughter for 17 years in order to protect her from manuel and the santi crime family . now , all of sudden , this young man shows up , her brother . he wants to spend all this time with his sister . he may be very charming , but he 's still a virtual stranger to all of us . angelina : tico was a wonderful child . he was sad sometimes , thinking of his mother . he thought his father was a businessman who passed away . i would tell him wonderful stories about his mother when she was young and happy . but then sonia came into our lives , and she was always trying to pull tico away from me . jessica : why ? angelina : sonia is difficult . she is the child of a maid , but she would not accept her place . jessica : yes , her father was manuel 's bodyguard , right ? angelina : yes . but she acted as if she were a santi , and she was disrespectful to everyone . jessica : well , did she and tico get along ? angelina : tico adored her . but she had no kindness for anyone else . jessica : do you want me to get you another drink ? angelina : the sherry is to distract me . jessica : i do n't understand . angelina : does n't matter . ms. buchanan , can you help me ? jessica : sure . sure . what can i do ? angelina : can you please help me get out of this house ? sonia will be back soon . jessica : are you afraid of her ? angelina : please , help me to get out of here . john : hey . evangeline : hi . john : what is that , research ? evangeline : it 's kevin buchanan 's d.u.i . i need all the ammunition i can get . john : you 're working overtime on this case . evangeline : well , i do n't want kelly to lose custody of her son . but i do n't see how you can get any work done around here . it 's just so hot in here , i can barely breathe . sonia : excuse me . john : yeah . sonia : you wanted to see me ? john : thanks for coming down . i do n't suppose you can stick around ? evangeline : i ca n't make any promises . john : ok . right this way . i want to apologize for the heat . sonia : i like heat . john : oh , saucy . i wanted to show you something . let 's see . oh , here it is . will you have a look at this ? this man is a known associate of jaime padilla 's . he was recently seen in llanview . sonia : so ? john : `` so ? `` you killed padilla . you must be worried about retaliation . i would be . so i got to thinking that maybe you want to work together . i 'd see to it that you stayed healthy . what do you say ? michael : hey ! marcie , baby , why you crying ? marcie : you stay away from me , ok , because i 'm still really mad at you . michael : is that why you 're crying ? it 's ron . you have another fight about your brother ? marcie : no ! i mean , what 's the point , ok ? he thinks that eric should n't get married because he 's gay . i ca n't change his mind ! i ca n't change yours ! and that 's not it , anyway . michael : oh , come on . listen , let me help you , ok ? i love you , marcie . you know that . marcie : no , just leave me alone ! just leave me alone . i ca n't -- where is it ? must 've dropped it . i ca n't find it . michael : what ? what ca n't you find , baby ? marcie : i got a fourth rejection letter , ok ? the woman , she did n't want `` the killing club . `` i 'm a terrible writer , michael , and this -- this was my last chance . nick : `` dear ms. walsh , thank you for submitting your manuscript of your murder mystery , ' the killing club . ' `` jen : give me , give me , give me . nick : blah , blah , blah -- jen : let me see that ! nick : `` however , we are not accepting new clients at this time . `` blah , blah , blah . mark : god . no wonder she was upset . jen : yeah . she sent this to four agents . she already got three rejections . mark : it 's a murder mystery ? jen : it 's really good . you should read it . mark : you think you could get your hands on a copy ? jen : i have the manuscript . she lent it to me . mark : yeah , well , i know a novelist , a writer . he 's pretty good . i took his seminar at l.u . last year . you know , i 'm sure he could maybe put it in the , you know , right hands . jen : awesome . nick : hey , nancy , read the letter , ok ? `` dear fat chick , give it up . you 're a loser , not a writer . `` shannon : so , when we going back to the site ? julie : that 's right , shannon , just play innocent and everyone will forget what you 've done . shannon : i am innocent . look , i did n't steal the stupid tools . why would i do that ? hudson : well , the same reason why you vandalized the site a few weeks back . julie : because you do n't care if the this whole project tanks . hudson : or if we fail , either . shannon : you 're right . if i did n't care about the project -- which i do n't -- why would i care enough to sabotage it ? riley : yo . what 's up ? hudson : hey . riley : i 've got some news . hudson : got good news or bad news ? riley : well , actually , both . the foreman says we can widen the entrance without compromising the foundation , and he says you were the one who came up with the idea . julie : yeah , well , i stayed up the whole night doing it . hudson : you 're a physics wiz ? julie : yeah . what 's the bad news ? riley : well , that the supports for the second - floor foundation were very weak and shoddy and that someone could 've gone through at any time . julie : is n't that what you were assigned yesterday ? shannon : yes . hudson : well , i guess there 's no use in calling the cops because your cousin 's one , of course . but we can all vote to ban her off the site . sonia : i 'd love to work with you . what can i do ? john : well , you can start by telling me if you recognize this man sonia : sorry , i 've never seen him . john : forgive me , but you just do n't seem that worried . sonia : well , i know i have to be careful , but i feel pretty safe . i 've got you and antonio looking out for me . john : so you have no idea how or why this man ended up dead ? sonia : he 's dead ? john : hmm . well , we 're awaiting a positive i.d . , but it sure looks that way . how well do you know r.j. gannon ? sonia : not well . why ? john : just there 's a theory going around that maybe he 's involved with the santis , or he used to be . maybe he 's the one even trying to avenge padilla 's death . sonia : no , i do n't think so . john : hmm . now , why would you be so quick to trust r.j. gannon ? julie : how much time have we got left on this break ? shannon : um , about five more minutes . julie : i was n't talking to you . hudson : what exactly happened to your face , anyway ? nick : oh , i got sucker - punched by a homo . julie : is it really a sucker punch if the person is asking for it ? marcie : mark , just tell me , ok , please tell me that you did n't send him the manuscript . mark : it 's in the mail . i already called him and told him it was coming . marcie : yeah , but i ca n't let him read my work . i 'm a horrible writer , ok ? four agents already said so . michael : wrong . those letters were very encouraging . marcie : they were rejection letters . ca n't you call him , tell him it was a mistake , have him send it back , and just not read it ? jen : do n't do it , mark . mark : i thought you 'd be happy about this . michael : oh , she is . she 's just being modest . mark : why do n't we wait and see what happens ? he 's a writer , too , you know ? i 'm sure he knows what rejection feels like . marcie : it probably never happened to him . riley : marcie , trust me , every single writer has had some sense of rejection at some point . mark : he 'll help you out , i promise . just give him a chance . julie : hey , we need to have a little conference ; figure out what we 're going to do about shannon . jen : i 'm sorry , michael , but we have to talk about your cousin . marcie : hey . listen , i do n't believe it , but we got to go deal with this , ok ? michael : yeah , i understand . hey , listen , she might need someone to talk to after this . tell her to call me up ? marcie : i will . thank you . michael : welcome . hudson : julie , nick , and i have been discussing it and we think the only thing to do is to kick shannon right off the site . you know , let her stay at the house and do some of the housework . julie : i mean , we ca n't stop her from getting credit for the project , but we can protect our work . marcie : ok . shannon : marcie , you 're not going to go along with this , are you ? i mean , there 's no proof that i 'm guilty . marcie : i know . i do n't believe you did it , but everything points to you , shannon , and the police say it was an inside job . so if you did n't do it , who did ? angelina : carlotta . angelina . carlotta : yes . you surprised me . angelina : jessica buchanan helped me to come here . she 's a good girl . she will make you a fine daughter - in - law . carlotta : yes , she loves antonio very much . angelina : carlotta , you and i -- we have to talk . carlotta : please . angelina , i do n't know what 's going to happen , but i know things certainly ca n't go on the way they are . angelina : i agree . i need the truth , carlotta . adriana : hi . dorian : well , hello , you two . tico : dorian . always so nice to see you . dorian : and nice to see you . i did n't know you were going out . i just was looking for you upstairs . adriana : oh , tico took me to lunch at the palace . dorian : oh ! well , is n't that lovely . i guess you 're feeling better ? adriana : well , i forgot about river for a while . dorian : well , then , tico , we owe you our thanks . tico : well , i just want to see my sister happy again . dorian : honey , do n't you think maybe you should go upstairs and rest ? tico : adriana , if you 're still not feeling well , you know , maybe you should see a doctor . dorian : tico , i am a doctor . tico : oh , of course . i forgot . i 'm sorry . but adriana has n't been feeling well for quite a while now . perhaps what she needs is a specialist ? adriana : no , i 'm fine . i just had the flu , and i 'm over it now . i 'm sure i 'm fine . tico : i hope so . adriana : but i 'll rest anyway . dorian : good . adriana : thanks again . tico : sure adriana : see you soon ? tico : yes . as soon as you 'd like . adriana : bye , tico . tico : bye . dorian : well , it 's good that she went out . tico : dorian , i sense that i have offended you somehow . dorian : no , no , not at all . it 's just adriana has been feeling a bit under the weather and i 'm surprised that she was out socializing . [ phone rings ] dorian : pardon me . la boulaie . oh , hello , river . tico : may i ? river , this is tico santi . i thought we had an understanding . adriana has no desire to speak to you now or ever again . dorian : excuse me . river is my grandson , this is my home , and , well , i can handle him myself . tico : of course you can . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i should n't have interfered . i know you want to protect adriana as much as i want to . sonia : r.j. and i both own clubs . we 've talked business . i do n't really know him . but i ca n't very well spend the rest of my life assuming everyone i meet is involved with the santis . john : what the hell , maybe you 're right . maybe this guy 's the last we 'll see of the santi family and we can all have a good night 's rest . sonia : what are you after , lieutenant ? john : after ? me ? sonia : the other night at the capricorn , you treated me like a suspect . now all you want to do is protect me and serve me ? john : well , you 're a citizen , are n't you ? look , i was hoping that you could put a name to a face , maybe give us a heads - up if any of this guy 's pals were heeded for llanview . sonia : i think i just told you i 've never met that man . now , why would i know who his friends are ? if we 're all finished , i have a guest waiting at home . john : by all means , we 're done . thank you again for coming down . sonia : my pleasure . see you later . evangeline : she 's the woman that was with r.j . the other night at capricorn ? john : yeah . evangeline : uh - oh . john : yeah . marcie : dad already knows eric 's gay ! well , when he gets there tonight , he 's going to find out about the wedding , now , wo n't he ? no . no , ok , i do n't agree with you ! goodbye ! michael : what 's up now ? eric drop the bomb ? marcie : not yet , but he 's going there tonight with james to tell dad . michael : well , that 's good . marcie : no . michael : that 's -- that 's not good ? marcie : ron 's trying to give me a guilt trip , you know , about killing dad -- `` it 's going to kill him . `` michael : he 's not serious ? marcie : yes , he is serious . he 's playing the health card . you know , `` dad 's not sick `` and `` how can we do this to him ? `` michael : well , you know what , it sounds like this is ron 's problem . marcie : it 's ron 's problem , it 's my dad 's problem , it 's my whole family 's problem , and nobody wants to talk about it . i do n't know , maybe i could , you know , go there tonight and be with eric ; maybe it 'll soften the blow somehow ? michael : yeah , i think that 's a good idea . you know what , i 'll go with you . marcie : no , i do n't want -- michael : yeah , if your dad starts to trip out , i 'll tell him , `` mr. walsh , i 'm a doctor . you calm down . `` marcie : no , see , that 's the thing -- i 'm sick and tired of sheltering him from this . john : hey . could i talk to you for a minute ? i just wanted to let you know they 're bringing r.j. gannon in . evangeline : does this have something to do with you looking around capricorn the other night ? john : yeah , and of course he 's going to claim he was falsely accused , and he might look at our relationship as some sort of evidence of that . i just wanted to make sure you 're ready for all this . evangeline : well , i guess i have to be . it looks like we 're going public . we might as well have fun until that happens . john : absolutely . dorian : you did n't rest for very long . adriana : i could n't lie there anymore . my mind was racing . dorian : sweetheart , i 've got something to tell you . cassie just called me , and river 's been accepted to juilliard to study piano . they took him as soon as they heard his first audition -- but then , of course , you know how talented he is . adriana : that 's great . i mean , for river and for you , for all the family . you must be so proud of him . dorian : well , of course i am , but i 'm worried about you . he 's packing right away . he 's going straight to new york so he can , you know , get settled in before classes start . are you going to be all right with that ? adriana : i guess i 'll have to be . tico says i will be . dorian : oh . adriana : it really helps being with him . i think he 'd do anything for me . carlotta : angelina , i would very much appreciate if you would keep sonia away from antonio . angelina : i do not wish her on my worst enemy . but i ca n't control her . sonia will do as she pleases . jessica : hi . sonia had to leave and she said that i could wait here so we could finish our interview . i hope that 's ok . tico : it 's more than ok . come on , you 're always welcome here . jessica : thank you . sonia : hey . where 's angelina ? i just came in through the back . she 's not in her kitchen , she 's not in her bedroom , she 's -- jessica : it 's ok . she 's ok . she just wanted to go and see carlotta , so i ordered a car for her . sonia : you what ? oh , my god , she 's new in town . she does n't know her way around . you just let her take off ? tico : ok , sonia , calm down , ok ? i 'm sure everything is fine . sonia : how do you know that ? i 'm going to look for her . tico : i 'm sorry about that . sonia tends to worry a bit too much a about angelina . jessica : yeah , i noticed . listen , she just seemed desperate to go and see carlotta . i hope i did n't do anything wrong . tico : do n't give it another thought . i 'm sorry , sonia seems to have forgotten about your interview . jessica : actually , that 's ok because i 've learned through my research that you know a lot about somebody that i 'm dying to know about . tico : oh , really ? who ? jessica : el tiburon . the shark . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` . [ next_on ] antonio : i need to know if sonia and tico are involved in something that might hurt the people i love . jessica : el tiburon is not going to reunite the santi family because he 's dead . kevin : it 's up to you , really . do you want to know the truth about the man you 're living with ?
at the love shack the men work on their benefit strip routine . marcie gets a rejection letter for her mystery . shoddy work is found in the area where shannon was working , so the love crew ban her from the project and leave her to work at the house . michael gives john a clue on finding the identity of the body found at the quarry . john brings sonja in for questioning . he finds it odd that she is not worried that someone will kill her for shooting padilla . he asks her about her relationship with rj . john warns evangeline that he will be bringing rj in for questioning so that their relationship will come out in the open . jessica interviews angelina and finds out some background on the santi family . when jessica asks questions about the deaths of mrs. santi and manuel jr. , she does n't get a direct answer . angelina asks jessica for help in getting out of the house because she wants to visit carlotta at the diner . dorian and carlotta argue about river and adriana 's relationship . carlotta is worried that sonja and tico are going to cause trouble for her family . dorian adds that tico is really a stranger to all of them . when angelina arrives at the diner , carlotta is surprised . angelina tells carlotta that she needs the truth . adriana calls river to share her worries about being pregnant . she finds that river has gone to new york to audition for the juilliard school of music . tico appears at la boulaie and finds adriana upset about the audition . he talks her into going to breakfast with him and while she is changing , he calls a friend and arranges for river to be accepted at juilliard . dorian returns and is perturbed that adriana has gone out with tico . she is further irritated when river phones and tico insists on taking the phone call to tell river never to call again . tico returns to lion 's den and jessica tells him that she wants to talk with him about someone he knows a lot about , el tiburon .
antonio : jessica , what is going on ? what are you -- what are you doing here in new york ? tess : i -- antonio : i thought you needed time . you were going someplace to get better . i mean , new york is the last place i figured you 'd be . tess : i know , antonio , and i 'm sorry . antonio : what the hell does that mean ? tess : there 's no easy way to say this , but i think we both know that it 's over between us . antonio : what ? tess : so the only thing to do is just say goodbye , and we 're going to say goodbye right here and now . [ scene_break ] hayes : hey , guard , what 's the point of hang a book if i ca n't read in this black hole ? could you get me a lamp in here ? you know , and i also asked for a dehumidifier . guard : shut up , barber . marcie : what 's the matter , hayes ? is it too dark in here for you ? hayes : what do you want ? marcie : you know , it 's got to remind you of being in your grandfather 's cellar . hayes : excuse me ? marcie : you remember . you lived with him after your mother died and your father ran off . and every time you were a bad little boy , that 's how he would punish you . you know , all those days that you missed school -- i never knew it was because you were locked up in a cellar . god , that must have sucked . hayes : you do n't know anything . marcie : really ? well , you would be surprised what your neighbors were willing to tell a complete stranger . oh , they were full of stories , especially about your grandfather and all the terrible things he would do to his pathetic little grandson ivan . hayes : shut up . marcie : and now here you are again . you 're locked up in a dark , cold cell . ah , good times , good times . actually , they 're not so good , are they , because this is not going to end this time . this is how it 's going to be tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow . hayes : i said shut up ! marcie : oh , no , but you know what ? it does n't have to be . you can make it stop . all you have to do is tell me where natalie is . [ scene_break ] bo : there 's an echo lake right there . now , it 's only a few miles from barber 's hometown in new jersey . his bodyguard said that he 'd been there a couple of times . why do n't you take a couple of k-9 units up there , see if you can turn up any sign of natalie . officer : yes , sir . bo : thanks . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah . evangeline : hey . do you have a second ? bo : yeah . come on in . what can do for you ? evangeline : i have an idea . it 's about natalie . bo : oh , good . ok . let me get john up . he 'll want to hear this . evangeline : actually , if you do n't mind , i was wondering if i could run it by you first . i seriously doubt john 's going to go for it . [ scene_break ] john : what do you want now , balsom ? rex : well , some news about my sister would be nice right about now . john : wish i could give you something . sorry . rex : evangeline just went in there to see bo . she 's looking pretty serious about something . you know anything about that ? john : if we find anything out , you 'll be one of the first to know . until then , just stay out of it . rex : yeah , ok , fine . well , i 'm in full cooperation mode . you know , you do n't have to get your spine out of whack over me . just find her , mc bain . find natalie . that 's all i care about . john : me , too . [ scene_break ] natalie : ok . can anybody hear me ? natalie : oh , my god . what if they caught him ? what if they caught him and he wo n't tell them where i am ? and then nobody knows where i am . i 'm going to die in this place . [ scene_break ] bo : hey . evangeline : john . john : what 's going on ? bo : you know , john 's going to be in on whatever is you pitch to me , so -- evangeline : yeah , i know . i was just hoping to get you on my side first . john : about what ? evangeline : an idea i had this morning after the arraignment . i want to see if i can remember anything more about hayes or his accomplice , you know ? maybe i saw something or heard something . a detail that might lead you to natalie . john : your statement was pretty thorough . you think you might have left something out ? evangeline : yes . i do . [ scene_break ] [ piano plays ] nash : hey , tess . it 's me , nash . look , i 'm sorry to have run out on you like that . you seemed upset . if -- if you need me , just -- just give me a call , ok ? this meeting can wait . so can my vineyard . ok , bye . [ scene_break ] antonio : you 're breaking up with me ? why ? tess : i just really think that it is the right thing for both of us . antonio : no . no . there 's nothing right about this at all . all right , you go and you 're gone for weeks , and then when i finally see you , you tell me that you want to end it ? there 's something definitely wrong here , and i deserve to know what it is . tess : the only thing that 's wrong is us and the fact that you 're not listening to me . antonio : wait a second . you -- you expect me to accept that and walk -- and just walk away ? well , i 'm not going anywhere , jessica . tess : great , then let me go . antonio : no , i ca n't . i wo n't . i do n't know why you 're doing this . maybe you 're in trouble . maybe you 're trying to protect me . tess : no , it 's not that . it -- antonio : well , then whatever it is , i 'm not leaving until i find out why . now , you can try and push me away , i do n't care , not as long as i remember how we were when we were together . look at me , jessica . look at me . you think you can make me forget how you used to look at me ? all the times we were together ? all the times you were there for me ? all the times we made love ? antonio : you love me . i know you do . i 'm not giving up on us without a fight , jess . i love you . tess : i -- i -- antonio : jess , what is it ? what 's wrong ? jessica : antonio -- oh , my god . oh , my god , antonio . jessica : how did i get here ? how did you find me ? antonio : that 's not important . why do n't we grab a table in the back . come on . jessica : antonio , i do n't know -- i do n't know -- i do n't know where i 've been . i do n't know what i did . i -- what day is it today ? antonio : it 's thursday , august 11 . jessica : it 's been weeks ? i blacked out for almost a month ? antonio : i know you 're scared . but i 'm here . i 'm here with you now and i 'm going to take you home and we 're going to handle this . jessica : ok . so i remember going away when i put my mom in the hospital . oh , my god , i could have killed her . is she ok ? antonio : she 's doing fine . jessica : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry i did n't say goodbye to you . i was afraid that if i did that you would try to convince me to stay . antonio : i needed to find you just to make sure you were all right . jessica : i -- i am not all right . antonio : i knew that . i knew that as soon as you said you wanted to break up . jessica : antonio , that was n't me . [ scene_break ] man : dennis hunt . nash : nash brennan . dennis : hey . nash : it 's a pleasure . thanks for taking the time . dennis : oh , as i told fred , i 've always been interested in backing entrepreneurs , as long as it 's the right one . nash : well , here 's my business plan and my prospectus , but i know what you 're probably most interested in is the potential for a great product . dennis : hmm . nash : so , i took the liberty of ordering us up some wine samples from northern california . that 's where i 'm going to buy . dennis : excellent . nash : yeah . this is a 2002 sauvignon blanc . [ scene_break ] hayes : guard , can you get her out of here ? marcie : oh , i can stay a little while longer , ca n't i , eli ? eli : sure , marcie , if you can stand the company . marcie : hmm . thanks . marcie : you know , i made a lot of friends when i worked at the police station . hayes : fine . stay . you want to take a trip back to the good old days , relive the humiliation you suffered in high school ? how many times did you find a picture of a fat pink pig taped to your locker , courtesy of one of those boneheaded jocks ? marcie : that was a long time ago . hayes : what was it those popular girls used to call you ? but it was n't marcie wal -- marcie walrus ? marcie : and it hurt me . and i wanted revenge . i mean , naturally . who would n't ? but i did n't do what you did . i let it go and i moved on , and you want to know what ? my life got better . hayes : right . your life is perfect . marcie : no one 's life is perfect , is it ? even when i lost the love of my life and it nearly killed me , i still managed to pick up the pieces of myself and move on . i surrounded myself with my friends , my family , people who respected me , people who respected my work . hayes : respect ? try morbid fascination . and only because your book made a murder mystery come to life . rex : oh , no one died because of marcie 's book , creep . it 's all you , barber . hayes : ah , i ca n't take all the credit , rex . she made me who i am . rex : oh , hey , you want to throw some blame around ? why do n't you start with your freak mutant genes and then look in the mirror , you pathetic jerk . you see , nobody put a gun to your head and forced you to commit murder . you always had a choice . hayes : oh , my -- you two make a great team . you should take this act on the road . rex : oh , you can blame yourself for that , too . you 're the one who tied us up and tried to get marcie to shoot me . that 's one hell of a bonding experience , would n't you say , marcie ? marcie : absolutely . hayes : that 's good , that 's good . enjoy it while you can , because wait till they actually do find natalie -- maybe in a month , maybe a few years . either way , there wo n't be anything left but a pile of bones turning to dust , just -- just the remains of a poor innocent girl who suffered a long , slow , excruciating death . [ scene_break ] john : when we talked before , you said you told me everything you remembered . evangeline : yeah , i did . but i s drugged and i was disoriented . there were pockets of time i could n't remember at all . bo : and now you do ? evangeline : no . but i ca n't help feeling that there 's something buried in my subconscious , something i ca n't quite get to . i keep having these flashes of memory , nothing concrete , really , but i keep wondering if maybe i woke up in the car on the way from the palace that night . if i did , i might have heard something , seen something -- a detail that might help get you to natalie . bo : i think it 's a possibility . evangeline : if there 's any possibility that i can do something to help bring natalie home , we have to try . john : what do you have in mind ? evangeline : i need to remember every detail about the night i was kidnapped . i think we should find someone to hypnotize me . [ scene_break ] antonio : what do you mean , it was n't you ? jessica : i -- i mean if it was me , then i was in a blackout . i do n't even know what i was saying . i do n't -- i do n't know what i did . antonio : had i known where you were , i could have kept you safe . jessica : well , i was safe . i was safe at st. ann 's . antonio : st. ann 's ? why did n't you just tell me ? jessica : well , i was scared for you . i was terrified . antonio : scared for me ? why ? jessica : it was n't just you . it 's -- everybody that i love was in danger . antonio : from what ? jessica : from me . [ scene_break ] rex : you sick piece of filth ! marcie : he 's not going to get away with anything . rex : well , what ? a quick shot in the arm and this bastard gets to say `` good night , world `` ? no , marcie , that 's way too damn easy . marcie : i do n't know about that . i think this is going to be anything but easy . what do you think , hayes ? i mean , being in these dark , cramped , cold quarters . it 's got to remind you of being in your grandfather 's cellar , right ? hayes : you do n't know anything about me . marcie : really ? you mean your grandfather did n't actually , really lock you up in the cellar every time you got your homework answers wrong ? rex : yeah ? marcie : oh , you would not believe the stuff i heard . hayes : but you believed it , marcie , did n't you ? and so will a jury . pretty soon , i 'll spend my days painting pottery and talking about my feelings with a compassionate shrink , which should n't take more than a few years for me to be rehabilitated , and then i 'll walk away from all of this . marcie : maybe . but until then , this is where you 're staying , right here in this cell . rex : yeah , and that 's going to be a while , too . marcie : hmm . rex : you see , the people upstairs -- they 're really steamed because you wo n't give up natty . i bet they 're up there right now thinking of a zillion legal reasons to delay your day in court . marcie : hmm . it could take months , maybe even years . rex : poor little ivan . did you used to yell for your grandfather to let you out ? marcie : oh . hayes : shut up . marcie and rex : hmm . marcie : did n't do you any more good than it will now , did it ? hayes : just get the hell out of here ! marcie : fine . fine , we 'll go . but , you know , you might want to rethink keeping quiet about natalie . rex : yeah , and if this cell drives you to drooling on yourself , soiling your pants , who knows ? could be worse than a lethal injection . well , let 's leave little ivan to all the monsters in the dark . marcie : oh -- you want to get a cup of coffee ? rex : i would love a cup of coffee . marcie : it sounds good , does n't it ? hayes : i was never locked up in any cellar . i -- i do n't know what you 're talking about ! i do n't know who you 're talking about ! just -- just shut up ! just shut up ! marcie -- marcie , you think you know about me , and i know all about you , though . marcie -- rex : you think it worked ? hayes : marcie -- marcie : i hope so . i figured it was worth a try . [ hayes bangs on cell door ] rex : anything is if it 'll help us get to natalie . [ scene_break ] [ banging ] john : you 're as good as rack 'em said , but maybe a little -- natalie : excuse me ? john : now , i want your eyes to feel connected with your body . i want you to feel it running from your hands all the way up your arms , through your hips , and straight down into your legs . natalie : i lost my husband . i 'm going to hate you for as long as i live . john : listen to me -- natalie : hey -- you know what ? do not touch me . you do not touch me . just leave me alone . john : tell me what you want me to do and i 'll do it . natalie : i do n't even know why i came here now . john : you came here to tell me to go to hell . natalie : go to hell . natalie : you always made me so damn mad . natalie : oh , if i could just get mad enough to get out of here and get back to you . oh , god . i 've got to do it somehow . i 've got to get back you , john . [ scene_break ] john : hypnosis rarely works . evangeline : but sometimes it does work . so we have to try . john : you realize it would mean reliving it all over again ? evangeline : i 'm aware of that . john : i do n't know . evangeline : if i can come up with anything that 'll help natalie , john , we have to do it . bo : i 'm inclined to agree with evangeline . we do n't really have anything else to go on right now anyway . john : i say we go back to barber . bo : yeah , we 've tried everything with this guy . i do n't think he 's going to talk . john : so she can go through hell again ? for what ? odds are we still come up empty . it 's not worth it . evangeline : would you say that if i was any other witness ? i know what you 're trying to do , john , and i appreciate it . but i do n't want to just do this for bo or for you or even for natalie . i want to do it for me , too . so let me do what i can to help end this , please . maybe then we can all start getting our lives back . [ scene_break ] hugh : really well , how can i turn down an invitation like that ? marcie : ahem . hugh : oh , marcie . hey , i 'll talk to you later , all right ? all right , bye . marcie : hi . hugh : how are you doing ? marcie : i 'm doing ok . hugh : good . after the arraignment this morning , i was kind of worried about you . marcie : that 's very sweet . thanks for the coffee . i appreciate it . hugh : oh , hey , hey , we 're friends . at least i 'd like to be . you do look better , actually . marcie : yeah ? i guess seeing hayes at , you know , pulling that phony , crazy act in the courtroom , it kind of put things into perspective , you know ? hugh : really ? how so ? marcie : well , i know i should n't have done this , but i made some phone calls this afternoon , and i spoke to some of the people that hayes grew up around , you know , when he was growing up , and they all remember him really vividly . of course , they remembered him as ivan potter . but it turns out that he had a pretty bad childhood . hugh : well , that 's no excuse for what he did . marcie : no , i 'm not saying that it was , but at least -- you know , i get it now . i mean , it was n't my fault . i 'm not responsible for what he did . he was damaged goods long before i knew him . hugh : good , good . i 'm glad that you see that now . marcie : yeah , me , too . but i wonder if i should have just left it at that . hugh : why ? what did you do ? marcie : uh -- rex : in the interest of full disclosure and all that , i guess you ought to know marcie and i paid a visit to hayes barber . bo : and what good exactly did you think could come from that ? rex : look , i know it was a bad idea , but i ca n't stop hoping he 'll tell us where natalie is . bo : so you interrogated him , huh ? you , without even talking to me ? rex : well , not exactly . bo : what , exactly ? rex : all right , marcie found out some stuff about his childhood , and she maybe kind of used it to get a rise out of him . i might have joined in a little . bo : and ? rex : well , i 'm thinking maybe we went too far . i mean , if he gets too wigged out -- i do n't know -- if barber was n't talking before , then -- bo : then he 's less likely now to open up . damn it , balsom . john is on his way right now to interrogate him . we wanted to give it one last shot . rex : oops . bo : and you and marcie -- thanks to you , now we 're going to have to do something that john really did n't want to do . [ scene_break ] hayes : guard ! guard , where the hell are you ? i -- i need -- i need to talk to my -- my lawyer . i want my lawyer . i -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't -- i ca n't do this ! i can not do this ! i ca n't . i ca n't be here , please . please just let me out . please , grandpa , please just unlock the door . i wo n't -- john : barber ! hayes : grandpa . oh , grandpa , please just unlock the door . i swear , i wo n't do anything wrong again . i promise i -- i 'll be good , grandpa . unlock -- unlock the door . please unlock the door . oh , god ! john : what the hell happened ? eli : marcie walsh was here with that balsom guy . he got upset when they left . [ hayes cries ] hayes : i wo n't do it again . i promise i wo n't do it again . [ scene_break ] rex : what does john not want to do ? bo : it 's none of your business . rex : it is if it has something to do with natalie . look , something 's going on with evangeline , is n't it ? she was one of the last people to see natty . what ? does she know something ? bo : if i were you , i 'd get out of here while you still can , because john 's not going to be too happy to see you when he gets back . rex : yeah , fine , i can take a hint . bo : it 's not a hint . get out of here . rex : all right , so you 'll call if there 's any word ? bo : get out ! rex : ok -- later . evangeline : ok . all right , it 's all set . i just got off the phone with dr. jamison . and he 's sending over a specialist in hypnotherapy , a dr. travis fox . bo : so you 're going to go through with this , no matter what ? evangeline : i have to do this , bo . john : oh -- so much for getting any more out of barber . bo : i just heard about rex and marcie . john : oh . evangeline : what happened ? john : they went down there , they messed with his head , so now , apparently , he 's one psycho for real . he 's useless . evangeline : so that means you 're ok with hypnosis now ? john : would you change your mind if i said no ? evangeline : no . john : it gets out of hand , it stops . you got that ? evangeline : got it . i can handle this , john . and i have a feeling that it might finally give you something you can use . [ scene_break ] dennis : nice complexity . nash : actually , it has a very full texture , too , white pinot is surprising , considering they had such a bad weather year . the heat almost wiped out their entire harvest . this pinot grape was the only thing they could salvage . dennis : nice . nash : yeah . dennis : it 's actually my sister 's favorite . nash : hmm . dennis : she 's actually in town this week . maybe if you 're free , i could introduce you to her . nash : i 'm sorry , i 'm -- dennis : taken . nash : yes . yeah , i 'm taken . [ scene_break ] antonio : i still do n't understand . i mean , why would you think that you could be a danger to me ? jessica : antonio , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- i ca n't explain this right now . i just -- i 'm still trying to figure out how i got here and what i 've done and -- how did you find me ? antonio : it 's a long story . here . it 's a bit complicated . i got the address to that building off a resume you sent in for a job . jessica : so that means what ? what , i 'm living here now ? antonio : i guess . look , it does n't matter . ok ? i just want to get you home . jessica : i ca n't . i ca n't go back to llanview . antonio : why not ? jessica : because i 'm scared , antonio . antonio : no , look , i know you are , ok ? but i 'm here now . ok ? you 're safe . jessica : but you might not be . antonio : why do you keep saying that ? jessica : that 's why i went to st. ann 's in the first place , antonio . it was because of he she threatened to kill you . antonio : who are you talking about , jess ? [ scene_break ] waiter : here you are . sorry for the delay . hugh : thank you . marcie : are you with someone ? hugh : yeah , over there . marcie : oh , i 'm so sorry . you should have told me . i 've been standing here chewing your ear off and -- hugh : no , no , no , no problem . she has n't put that phone down since we got here . marcie : she 's beautiful . same type as the one you were with at ultra violet . remember , that night you helped me out ? hugh : yeah , i 'm surprised you remember . marcie : it was hazy , but i remember bits and pieces . [ hugh laughs ] marcie : thank you very much , and if i remember correctly , you two did n't hit it off exactly . right ? hugh : it 's just as well . i mean , you needed me . marcie : oh -- hugh : you were being attacked by a gang of rabid writers . marcie : so do you ever actually go out on a second date with any of these women ? hugh : yeah -- truth is once is usually more than enough . [ scene_break ] man : ok , evangeline . as you just continue to breathe naturally , you 'll realize you 're fully relaxed and you 're in a deep hypnotic sleep , and my voice will be with you always . do you understand ? evangeline : yes . travis : ok , good . now , as i count back from three to one , you 'll be able to recall the events that occurred the night you were kidnapped . three , two , one . you may open your eyes . are you ready to answer some questions now ? evangeline : yes . travis : now , i want you to go back in time , deep in your memory , to the night you received the woman of the year award . what 's the last thing you remember before being taken from the palace ? evangeline : i was standing backstage , waiting for nora to finish her beautiful introduction . and i remember wishing john was with me . he was supposed to be there with me that night . but it was over between us . so i was with my mother . and she kept saying how much better off i was without john . i was trying to get all that out of my mind and focus on my speech when someone came up behind me . for a second , i thought it was john . but no . i felt a hand cover my mouth and nose with a cloth that smelled like medicine . i struggled as long as i could . everything went black . travis : ok . now , i want you to focus your awareness on your just calmly rhythmic breathing . do you recall being carried anywhere or being in the car itself ? ok . i 'm going to ask you to close your eyes in a moment . and as you do so , it will sharpen your recall of the events that occurred that evening . close your eyes . evangeline : i remember motion . it was like i was in a dream . lights passing over me , like when i was a little girl and i was asleep in the back seat of my parents ' car . no . not like that . i 'm -- i 'm not safe . i 'm starting to panic . i want to scream , but i ca n't . my voice wo n't work . i just -- i do n't have the energy . i -- i managed to open my eyes . i can barely move . i look up , i -- i see the back of his head . travis : now , evangeline , do you recognize this person ? evangeline : no . but , the radio is playing that song that john likes . [ music plays ] evangeline : i wonder , does he know that i 'm not there ? no . i 'm completely alone . i have to do something myself to get out of here or i 'm going to die . i was so sad before , that john was n't with me at the ceremony . and now that 's the least of my problems . but i ca n't stop thinking about him . i just -- even now , even here , i ca n't stop . i ca n't stop thinking about him . i just -- i ca n't . i ca n't stop . john : ok , we 've got to do something . evangeline : i ca n't stop thinking about him . i just -- i ca n't stop . i ca n't . john : do something . [ scene_break ] dennis : you certainly know your wines , mr. brennan . nash : oh , please , call me nash , and it has been a pleasure . dennis : hmm . nash : listen -- i 'm sorry about your sister . i hope she enjoys her stay . dennis : she 'll be fine . nash : great . dennis : i 'll look these over , and we 'll talk later . nash : thanks again . dennis : hmm . nash : wh , ok , ok , ok . tess . hey , where are you ? all right , look , it does n't matter . i just hope you get back soon , because i am about to get on the world 's fastest taxi to get back to you . you know what ? i have a bottle of 1996 chateau lafite - rothschild that i have been saving for five years , and i say we uncork it , not that i think we need it , because i 'm starting to think that you could turn a malt liquor into liquid gold . see you soon . [ scene_break ] antonio : jess , you threatened to kill me ? jessica : tess . tess said that if you ever found out the truth about us that she would kill you . antonio : who is tess ? jessica : she 's a part of me . she -- she lives inside me , and she -- she comes out pretty much whenever she wants to . she 's my alter , antonio . antonio : your alter ? jessica : yeah , i -- i have the same sickness that my mom had . i have a multiple personality disorder . [ scene_break ] woman : it 's been fabulous . sorry i have to go . hugh : all right . i understand . woman : call me about that party next week at philly . hugh : sure . sure thing . woman : ciao . hugh : good night . ciao -- ciao -- who 's ciao ? marcie : you 're not really going to call her , are you ? hugh : well , not much point . you want to join me ? marcie : hmm . hugh : she did n't touch it , if you want . marcie : no , thank you . i 'm pretty much a nervous wreck all the time lately , and i do n't think we want a repeat of the last time we were together . hugh : no , no problem . these are old shoes -- well -- marcie : very funny . hugh : why are you a nervous wreck ? what 's wrong ? marcie : hayes . hugh : yeah . you said you and rex went to see him ? marcie : i do n't know , but i think we might have really messed up big time . hugh : how ? marcie : well , we were trying to get him to tell us where natalie is , and i used the information that i found out , about how he was abused as a kid , and he got pretty angry . hugh : what happened ? marcie : well , he started flipping out , and by the time we left , i 'm not sure he remembers who his name is , who he is , where natalie is , who natalie is . i think we just messed it up . rex : yeah , you 're right , marcie . we blew it . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] evangeline : i ca n't stop . bo : yeah . i 'll be right down . evangeline : ok . bo : go back to my office . evangeline : no -- john : i think she 's had enough . evangeline : ca n't stop . bo : well , it 's your call . evangeline : i ca n't stop . bo : but i 'd give it just a little more time if i were you . travis : ok , evangeline . evangeline : yeah . travis : are you willing to go further now ? evangeline : yes . yes , i have to get it together . i have to stop thinking about john and my big night . all that 's over no i have to figure out how i 'm going to save myself . john is n't going to rescue me this time . he was only at the palace because of natalie . i have to do something myself . i 'm in the back seat . i 'm still . i 'm quiet , so that whoever is driving does n't know i 'm awake . i look down on the floor for something , anything i can use as a weapon , but there 's -- but wait , wait . i see something . in the pocket on the back of the front seat . it 's -- it 's a map . but there 's something wrong with it . travis : now , focus and tell me what 's wrong with the map . evangeline : no ! no do n't ! please , do n't ! no , please , do n't ! do n't -- stop it , no ! john : get her out of it now ! evangeline : no ! travis : evangeline , i want you to focus . evangeline : do n't knock me out again , please ! travis : listen to the sound of my voice . evangeline : please , no ! no ! john : bring her out ! travis : just relax . evangeline : no ! travis : it 's ok . evangeline : no ! travis : take a deep breath . it 's ok . i want you to relax . evangeline : no , do n't ! [ scene_break ] natalie : oh ! oh ! natalie : i do n't know if i can fight anymore , john , not even for you . are you setting me up , mc bain ? john : it 's a good table . you did n't think i was going to give up that easy , did you ? natalie : sorry , your burger kind of got cold . john : that 's ok . i 'm used to it by now . natalie : well , i guess i will be going . john : yeah ? natalie : see ya . john : ok , good night . natalie : do you know what 's happening ? john : we 'll see what happens . natalie : i do n't know . maybe -- maybe that 's enough for me . maybe i can just let go . [ next_on ] antonio : so this personality , tess , what do you know about her ? asa : it looks like things are going the way i planned . rex : just tell me -- do you think evangeline knows where to find natty ? travis : she 's almost there . just give me a couple more minutes . natalie : i do n't want to die .
antonio and jessica talk , and jessica reveals all to antonio about tess , the adhd that she inherited from her mother , and her alter personalities . nash is a success at his business meeting , and he calls tess , for them to celebrate that night with a very good bottle of wine . rex and marcie visits hayes in jail , and ruins everything for the police in them finding out where natalie is . evangeline undergoes hypnosis to see what she can remember to help john find natalie . natalie is still held captive , and she relives the moments that her and john had spent together .
antonio : yeah , that 's pretty much how the robbery went down . officer : ok . thanks , antonio . hey , it 's good seeing you again . we miss you on the job , man . nash : what 's -- with the cop ? is jessica all right ? antonio : jess is fine . nash : good . antonio : yeah , me , too . thanks for asking . not that that 's what you wanted to hear . nash : what are you talking about ? antonio : well , my place just got hit by an armed robbery , and why ca n't i help thinking that maybe you had something to do with it ? [ scene_break ] jessica : baby bree , i ca n't believe how big you 're getting . you 're out of these clothes already . my goodness . tess really did n't have a clue , did she ? glow in the dark . great . and these are the ones that i bought you . how can tess and i be so different ? do n't worry , i do n't understand , either . `` keep out . this means you , nash . `` this belonged to tess . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh ! vincent : hey . you all right ? natalie : yeah , fine , fine . do n't worry about it . vincent : are you sure ? natalie : yeah . why would n't i be fine ? vincent : maybe because you 're about to jump out of your skin . you know , i really hope it 's not because of me . [ scene_break ] bo : how soon until we can see the enhanced version ? man : ah , should be soon . it 's an intricate process to get the right pixelation and find the -- john : yeah , jeeter , we get it -- `` pixelization , `` blah , blah , blah . bo : let 's hope we can see more than we 're seeing in this . john : i 'll tell you what i am seeing -- i 'm seeing the guy that shot my father and the gun he used to do it . jeeter : what exactly is it you 're looking for , anyway ? john : we got the bullet that took down my father . the rate it twists , it only could 've come from one gun -- a walther 38 millimeter , model ppk . bo : we think the gun is one of these two . john : when i find it , we 're taking down that son of a bitch once and for all . [ scene_break ] spencer : yeah , hi , this is dr. truman . that 's right . listen , i wo n't be able to bring the little lady by today . well , we 've been held up . look , i just want to make sure no one outbids me on this house . it 's the perfect house for me and my new family . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] starr : hi , dad . blair : look who 's awake . todd : i know . blair : yeah . she 's been asking for you . todd : how you feeling ? starr : my head hurts . todd : yeah , i 'm sure it does . starr : i want to go home . blair : well , as soon as the doctors say it 's ok , we 'll take you back to dorian 's , ok ? starr : dorian 's ? why would we go there ? todd : forget dorian 's . you 're coming home to the penthouse with me . starr : well , would n't we all go to the penthouse ? that 's where we live . [ scene_break ] natalie : get over yourself . vincent : good . i 'm glad it 's not me making you so edgy . natalie : look , i 'm just seriously overcaffeinated , overtired , overstressed , ok ? vincent : you know , i did n't ask for an explanation , but since you brought it up , what 's going on ? natalie : certification exam coming up . vincent : for your forensics training -- got it . how 's it going ? natalie : why ? it 's not like you could tutor me . hugh : oh , you never know . vincent here was top of his class . natalie : how would you know ? vincent : who do you think got him through pre - law ? hugh : in your wildest delusions . you were too busy bleeding through statistics . natalie : you two went to school together ? hugh : yeah , we were roomies -- four years . vincent : yeah -- longest four years of my life . hugh : whatever . do n't listen to him . natalie : uh -- yeah , do n't worry . i wo n't . i need somebody who understands criminology and forensics on the right side of the law . thank you . hugh : well , you 're on your own , buddy . vincent : yeah . natalie : i thought that i told you not -- you want something ? man : well , i overheard that you 're studying for your board certification ? i used to be a cop . maybe i can give you some pointers . natalie : well , do you know anything about steganography or electronic watermarkings ? because that 's the chapter i 'm on . man : are you talking about wavelet transform or the fourier ? natalie : oh , have a seat . man : i 'm ted . natalie : natalie . guess i 'm pretty lucky that you came over when you did . [ scene_break ] hugh : kelly . kelly : hi ! hugh : hey . kelly : hi . i did n't see you . hugh : are you ok ? kelly : yeah , fine . hugh : can i get you a cup of decaf or -- kelly : oh , i 'm not even doing that these days . hugh : look , as long you waited to get pregnant , i can see why you 'd want to be careful . kelly : yeah . hugh : ok . lay it on me . kelly : what ? hugh : what 's wrong ? kelly : oh , uh -- well , i told kevin about the baby . hugh : oh . how bad was it ? kelly : how bad do you think it was ? hugh : he did n't hurt you or anything , did he ? kelly : no . no , of course not . hugh : oh . kelly : it was just -- it was strange actually . he did n't seem to have any reaction really . he just seemed shellshocked . hugh : happens . kelly : yeah , well , it scares me . hugh : why ? kelly : because i do n't think it 's really hit him yet . and when it does , all hell 's going to break loose . [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : ok , i 'm not really a journal person , but i 'm stuck with it because sometimes jessica takes over and i have to go away , so when i come back again , i want to make sure i do n't forget a single minute of my life as i know it , especially now with nash in it . god , i love him so much . jessica : kevin . kevin : hey . jessica : hi . ken : i was knocking for a while . is everything ok ? jessica : it 's fine . i just -- i did n't hear you . sorry . kevin : look , if it 's a bad time -- jessica : no , no , it 's fine . come in , come in . kevin : i was just in the neighborhood , thought i 'd stop by . jessica : what -- what is it ? what 's -- what 's wrong ? kevin : wrong ? nothing 's wrong . you should congratulate me . jessica : oh ? kevin : i 'm going to be a grandfather . jessica : ah . a grandfather -- what do you mean ? kevin : yeah , kelly , she 's -- she 's pregnant , and as we all know , it 's not my -- my child . jessica : oh , my god . you mean -- kevin : yeah , yeah . she got pregnant when she was with duke . jessica : i 'm so sorry . if there 's anything that i can do -- is there ? kevin : no , i just -- i just needed to be with someone , that 's all , you know , because if i was alone , i -- i just do n't know what i 'd do . [ scene_break ] john : can you put a rush on this photo enhancement ? jeeter : oh , these things take time . john : yeah . bo : all right . thanks a lot . ok , the hospital says that truman 's going to be there for the rest of the afternoon . that gives me enough time to get this original back in his room before he misses it . john : or before he finds out about blair . i have n't liked this from the beginning . bo : you know , i told her not to do it , but she would n't listen . you know , she gets something in her mind , she 's going to do it no matter what anybody else says . john : you know , she dodged a bullet already when he tested her to see if she was ratting him out . bo : yeah , yeah , but that 's because you figured it out . see , she 's operating on pure emotion right now . that -- that never works , never good . john : well , look , if she wo n't listen to us , the best we can do is cover for her . bo : yeah , and nail truman before she gets jammed up again . john : well , look , this -- this picture might be the -- the best thing we got to go on , you know ? what we need to figure out is , where did he stash that damn gun ? bo : hmm . i think it 's weird that he would hold on to this picture , you know ? why -- why would he be stupid enough to keep something that 's incriminating that somebody else could find ? john : it 's got to mean the picture 's got some sort of significance to him . bo : yeah , but he does n't seem like the sentimental type to me . john : agreed . the guy does n't seem to care about anything . bo : no . but he will hang on to the things that he cares about most . [ scene_break ] paige : how is she ? spencer : uh -- paige : how is starr ? spencer : oh , hi . she 's -- she 's -- well , we do n't know the extent of her injuries just yet , whether or not there 's been any brain damage . paige : that 's got to be hell for blair and todd . but it 's good that she has her parents with her . she needs that . so do they . [ scene_break ] blair : starr , your daddy lives at the penthouse . starr : i know . we all do . todd : honey , what happened at the quarry ? starr : i -- i do n't know . what happened ? todd : that 's why you 're here , sweetheart . you do n't remember ? starr : no . blair : you know what ? just -- just you rest and get better , ok ? starr : will you guys stay with me ? both of you ? todd : yes , of course . we 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] spencer : what are you doing here , paige ? visiting someone ? you certainly do n't work here any longer . paige : well , actually i might again . i just interviewed for a research job . spencer : research -- wow . that 's -- that 's something . from chief of staff to researcher , huh ? just like the good old days , right ? quite a backslide . paige : yeah . that 's right , i 've hit bottom , but do n't get too excited . the only way for me to go now is up . can you say the same thing ? they 're really pulling together for their daughter , are n't they ? [ scene_break ] nash : you think i had somebody rob the place ? antonio : well , you 're the one with the growing rap sheet -- fraud , kidnapping , suspicious death . nash : by `` suspicious death , `` i 'm guessing you 're talking about claudia 's father , right ? antonio : well , it would help your cause to get rid of me , would n't it ? help you get tess back ? nash : hmm . if i wanted you dead , you 'd be dead . clint : antonio ? why are the cops out front ? what happened here ? antonio : ah , someone tried to rob the club . clint : you 're kidding . anybody hurt ? antonio : ah , just the -- the clown who hit the place . nash : yeah , and then he hit me with an accusation . he thinks i had something to do with it . clint : you know , i 'm glad i found the both of you here because jessica 's getting close to integration . i think it 's time i laid down a few rules for the both of you . [ scene_break ] kevin : i did n't mean to lay all this stuff on you . jessica : oh , no , no , no , no , no . i 'm just happy that you did n't do something destructive or self - destructive , you know ? kevin : i did n't know what to do when she first told me , i was so numb . then i started thinking about everything , you know , that kelly , i mean -- it was duke 's baby and -- i headed straight for the nearest bar , i swear . jessica : kevin , you did n't . kevin : no , no , i stopped myself this time . i mean , there 's no amount of booze that 's going to make me feel better about this one or bring duke back . jessica : yeah , but , i mean , in a way -- kevin : i know . the baby 's part of him . jessica : that 's a good thing . kevin : well , that 's the way i 'm trying to think about it . jessica : well , i know it 's hard . i mean , first with bree , i just -- i wanted so bad for her to be antonio 's and mine , and she 's not . she 's nash 's and tess ' . i ca n't change that . kevin : so what do you do with that ? jessica : i love her , no matter how she got her start . and just be happy that she 's here . and that 's what i really am . i 'm just -- i 'm just happy to have her . kevin : yeah . yeah , but this is different . you see , i do n't know if i 'll ever be able to look at that child and not remember all the pain . i mean , will i ever be able to accept my grandchild ? [ scene_break ] ted : methane plus oxygen 's going to yield the carbon dioxide and the water transfers -- natalie : oh . [ scene_break ] hugh : all right . i know i said that you should wait to tell kevin about the baby , but maybe it 's better that it comes out this way . it 'll give him longer to accept it . kelly : if he ever does . hugh : you do n't think he 'll come around ? kelly : i do n't know . he 's so unpredictable . he -- what if this just makes him angrier ? i mean , what if every time he looks at me and this baby , all he sees is -- is pain and rage ? i do n't want to go through that , and i certainly do n't want to put my child through that . hugh : kelly , all right , wait . before you get too upset , just give it time . kevin just found out . he has n't gotten used to it yet . i mean , you have n't even had the baby . kelly : yeah . hugh : a lot can change before that . kelly : maybe . hugh : no , it can . and it -- it will . i 'm just glad you decided to stick around . kelly : why ? [ scene_break ] spencer : well , i guess it 's only natural that todd and blair do some bonding . after all , it is their daughter , and that 's what families do during a crisis . the thing is , paige , you know , at the end of the day , i 'm the one that blair 's going home with . i 'm the one she 's going to be loving -- paige : yeah , right . spencer : caressing . paige : you just keep telling yourself that , big guy . oh , by the way , have you heard the news ? bo got his job back this morning . it turns out somebody forged his signature on those documents . you know , the documents from the morgue , the ones that said margaret and the baby were dead , the ones you blackmailed me with ? spencer : i have no idea what you 're talking about . paige : you 're good . but bo is better . spencer : i doubt that . todd : ugh -- what are you doing here ? you 're not her doctor . blair : todd . spencer : yeah , well , starr 's doctor did ask me to consult on the case , todd . we 've been through this , right ? starr : i know you . blair : that 's right , sweetie . that 's dr. spencer truman . starr : you 're the one who saved jack . blair : uh , yeah . you know what ? i am going to talk to dr. truman out in the hall , ok ? just a minute . todd : i 'll be right back , sweetie . hey , truman ? what 's going on here ? her memory 's all haywire , she ca n't remember anything that happened at the quarry . her head hurts . what 's happening ? spencer : well , her symptoms are not that abnormal for someone who 's been through as much as she has . todd : all right . is she going to be ok ? [ scene_break ] john : you know , i know truman stashed that gun . i got a buddy at the bureau , and he ran his name through the system , you know , to check his old residence , properties , you name it . bo : anything turn up ? john : no , no , not so far , but i know he 's stashed that gun somewhere . [ knock on door ] paige : oh . sorry to interrupt . john : it 's ok . i -- i 'm out of here . paige : i 'd like to help him , but i -- i do n't think he 'd let me . bo : well he 's still working things out . paige : a lot of us are . well , i -- i just -- i came by to congratulate you on getting your job back . bo : well , thanks , thanks . look at this . they -- they redecorated for me , you know ? paige : oh . bo : or for my replacement . paige : well , glad it 's you . bo : yeah , me , too . it 's like i never left , though -- look at this . i did n't even get a chance to unpack the stuff that i took with me before . i think the only thing that i lost is a little time on the job . paige : well , you 're lucky that -- that that 's all that you lost . [ scene_break ] hugh : kelly , we 're friends , and i do n't have a whole lot of friends here in llanview . kelly : oh , come on . you have lots of friends . hugh : i do n't . kelly : you have nora and bo and john -- hugh : ok , ok . kelly : and evangeline -- hugh : ok , ok , ok , but i 'd still miss you . kelly : oh . hugh : what ? what 'd i say ? kelly : nothing . it 's not you . i -- hugh : tell me what it is . [ scene_break ] ted : just nail that coding stuff that i told you about and you 're going to ace that test . natalie : thank you . ted : thank my boss . he 's the one who made that happen . natalie : who 's your boss ? [ natalie sighs ] what are you trying to pull here ? vincent : i said i wanted to help you . natalie : and what are you going to want back ? vincent : i was hoping that maybe you 'd see that i 'm not such a bad guy after all . [ scene_break ] spencer : listen , i 'd like to examine starr a little more extensively , ok ? todd : i think i 'd like to talk to the neurologist first . spencer : you know what , todd ? that 's fine , it 's your call . however , her neurologist did ask me to consult on the case . there must be a reason for that , right ? todd : i 'm sure you gave her reasons , too . blair : ok , todd , just back off . if spencer can help starr , please let him . spencer : hey , starr . how you doing ? your mom wants me to examine you again . is that ok ? you sure ? starr : mm - hmm . spencer : all right . i 'll tell you , i bet you ca n't tell me what the date is today , huh ? starr : hmm , i do n't know . spencer : you do n't know ? i bet you can tell me what two times three is , ca n't you ? starr : uh -- five . spencer : ok . blair : how is she ? spencer : well , her ccs looks good . todd : what does that mean in english ? spencer : look , she 's not lapsing into another coma . she 's alert . i mean , these are all very good signs , but -- blair : she 's not remembering anything , spencer . spencer : well , it could be the medication she 's on , it could be the head trauma . i 'm going to order another series of ct scans , find out exactly how her condition is progressing . in the meantime , it would really be good if she did n't get any more stressed out than she already is . blair : what are we going to do about our little girl , todd ? todd : well , you heard your boyfriend -- ca n't stress her out . blair : she thinks we 're together , in love . todd : i know . well , maybe we should pretend for her sake . starr : what 's wrong with me ? todd : nothing 's wrong with you , honey . when you bumped your head , you were under water a long time , that 's all . you 're going to be just fine . blair : yeah , you 're going toe just fine . starr : where 's your engagement ring ? blair : um -- this morning , i was taking a shower when i got the phone call about you , and i just -- i -- i -- i forgot to put it on . starr : but you never take it off . todd : sweetheart , maybe you should n't talk now . you should rest . blair : are you ok ? starr : yeah , i 'm sorry , it just really hurts . blair : i know , baby . i know . [ scene_break ] clint : jessica ca n't be integrated until she remembers everything that happened with norman leeds , including what he did to her that forced her to create tess . nash : you know , she 's already starting to have some of tess ' memories . clint : i know , and they 're about you . she told me . antonio : yeah , memories you pushed on her to get tess back . clint : that 's just one of the things i want to talk about , antonio . nash , i do n't want you to manipulate jessica anymore . do you understand ? do n't use her recovered memories as a way to get to tess . antonio : that 's what i 've been telling him . clint : and , antonio , i do n't want you to pressure jessie to remember things just to speed up the integration process . we got to take the lead from jessica , who 's working with dr. jamison . we have to do this on her terms for it to be a success . do i make myself clear ? antonio : yeah . nash : is that all ? i got to call jessica . antonio : hey , did you hear one word ? just one word he just said ? nash : yes , i heard a few words that he said . it 's a scheduled call . i got to set up a meeting with my visitation with my daughter . clint : antonio , listen , do you think he actually had anything to do with the robbery ? antonio : ah . no . no , i was just busting his chops , all right ? i -- i do n't want him to pull another stunt like kidnapping jessica and the baby again . clint : yeah . you know , you did a nice piece of police work finding them like you did . antonio : well , i appreciate that . i was taught by the best . i understand bo 's back on the job . clint : yeah , he is . and hopefully he 's going to resume the search for the rest of the tapes that norman leeds took of jessie and those other girls . it makes me sick to think that they 're still out there somewhere . antonio : well , i 'm going to help him get those tapes . all of them . we 're going to find them . clint : i appreciate that , but do n't get in the way of a police investigation , ok ? antonio : well , i wo n't be if i 'm on the inside . jessica : yeah , nash , we 're here , so you can pop by whenever you want . nash : that 's great , jessica . thank you very much . um -- give brennan a hug for me , all right ? kevin : you know , i 'm so caught up in my own stuff , i have n't even asked you how you 're working everything out between nash and antonio . jessica : well , it 's a challenge . kevin : i 'm sure . jessica : actually , i -- i found this . a journal . it 's tess ' , and i started reading it . i -- i just -- i wanted to find something , you know , something to help trigger a memory of when i was young , and there 's nothing . it 's all about nash and her and how she 's scared that i 'm going to come back . kevin : hmm . that 's got to be fun for you . jessica : i just feel like i 'm prying a little bit , you know ? kevin : oh , come on , jess , it 's your life . jessica : it is and it is n't , really . i mean , i guess i can understand your situation . bree did n't come from me , but she 's a part of me . just like kelly and duke 's baby is going to be a part of you . once the baby 's born , you 're going to be able to accept it . kevin : maybe . jessica : you will . you will . the real question is , will you be able to accept kelly ? [ scene_break ] hugh : i 'd like to help you , kelly , with whatever it is . i just hate to see you all stressed out like this . kelly : well , you wo n't have to for very much longer . hugh : why ? kelly : no reason . i just -- i 'm taking control of my life . and i 'm going to start making some good decisions for a change . hugh : that 's great . that -- that 's great . i 'm glad to hear that . kelly : thank you for everything . i -- i hate laying everything on you . i wo n't forget you . hugh : forget me ? why would you forget me ? [ scene_break ] natalie : you can play nice guy all you want , but when i had to look up somebody who was really connected , your name came up -- top of the list . vincent : i 'm not saying i did n't have associations with people of questionable character . but i think in your studies , it would teach you to look at all the evidence . maybe ted should review that chapter with you . natalie : i have to get back to my books . vincent : good luck with that . [ scene_break ] officer : that 's some impressive shooting . john : yeah i -- i got lucky . a couple of lucky shots . officer : huh . i 'd say it 's a little more than that . john : well sometimes , i like to come down here and -- it sounds strange , but a little target practice helps me think . i 'll see you around . officer : you ok , lieutenant ? john : yeah . yeah , i just -- i just thought of something . i know where it is . officer : excuse me ? john : i know where it is . thanks . thanks for your help . [ scene_break ] bo : i have n't even finished unpacking . paige : do n't -- do n't even explain . bo : i 'm not sure where we 're headed , paige . paige : i know . bo : but i 'm not saying that it 's over . paige : i was the reason you lost your job . bo : i got it back . paige : huh . well , yeah , because you 're one of the good guys . but i know it 's going to take a while before -- before you put your -- my picture back on your desk . bo : i think that it 's something that we have to earn , you know ? both of us . paige : well , congratulations . i 'll see you , commish . john : i got the photo enhancement . the answer 's been staring us in the face . it 's right here . bo : `` n. truman . `` john : yeah , spencer 's father . we 've been searching the wrong name . i 'm going to run `` n. truman `` through the system . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 've been kicking it around for a while . i 'm joining the force again . clint : well , antonio , i thought you bought this place to get away from that life . antonio : well , so did i . but , you know , i miss the department , and the job i did there . clint : really ? are you sure that 's all ? antonio : look , clint , a badge will give me what i need to get those tapes and the perverts who collect them . it might be a little bit of a process , but with a little luck , i should be on the force in no time . nash : you 're going to be a cop again ? antonio : yeah , you got a problem with that ? nash : no . me , no , but jessica might . [ scene_break ] jessica : do you think you and kelly will be able to work something out ? for the baby , anyway ? kevin : i do n't know . you know , i -- i mean , i want to love this baby . you know ? i mean , i want to -- i want to love -- i want to love life again , you know ? i want to appreciate somehow that something good came out of something so awful . i just do n't know . [ bree cries ] jessica : it 's ok , sweetie . it 's ok . it 's all right , baby girl . oh , oh , oh , oh , yes . your mom is here . oh , come here . kevin : huh , she 's heavy . jessica : i know , she 's getting so big . look . here 's your uncle kevin . you want to see him ? kevin : oh , look at this . jessica : got her . you see ? a baby has the power to heal . i mean , i 'm living proof of that . i think that you loving kelly and duke 's baby is going to be how you deal with what 's happened . if you let yourself . [ scene_break ] hugh : you 're not still thinking about leaving , are you ? because if you are -- kelly : no , no , i -- i just want you to know how much i appreciate everything you 've done for me , that 's all . hugh : good . good , because i need someone around . all right , well , i have to get back to the office . excuse me . i just think that everything 's going to work out . kelly : yeah , i 'm starting to think so , too . hi , it 's kelly cramer . i needed to book a flight to arizona . anywhere . pick a town . hmm . i need to leave right away , and i do n't need a return ticket . i do n't know when i 'm coming back . song : `` hot dog , life is tasting pretty good `` [ scene_break ] nash : well , i think jessica might have something to say about you giving up the sweet life of a club owner for the mean streets of llanview . antonio : i 'll tell you what , nash . why do n't you worry about yourself ? nash : whatever . clint : antonio , do you want to become a cop again so you can find a way to bust nash ? [ scene_break ] kevin : this is one -- [ bree coos ] kevin : beautiful baby , sis . jessica : yeah , she sure is . kevin : there you go . jessica : well , you know what ? all babies are beautiful . kevin : yeah . i got to go . jessica : ok . kevin : i 'll -- i 'll see you . jessica : see you later . tess ' voice : nash almost makes me forget what happened . almost . when he says something like `` hey , beautiful , `` it almost erases the way that freak said it . norman 's voice : smile for the camera , beautiful . jessica : i remember . i remember . it 's starting . [ scene_break ] natalie : i am in way over my head . ted : why did you want me to help out the redhead so much ? vincent : well , natalie -- she 's a friend . and we could all use a friend 's help now and again . [ scene_break ] john : are you sure ? ok , thanks . there 's a safety deposit box at a branch of the pennsylvania bank registered in the name of ned truman . bo : spencer 's father . john : the gun that he used to shoot my father might be in that safety deposit box . why else would n't he register it in his own name ? bo : if you 're right , we 're close to getting truman and putting him away , for good . [ scene_break ] starr : hey , i remembered something . blair : what ? todd : what is it , sweetie ? starr : well , the wedding . i was supposed to help you guys make plans . did i get my dress yet ? blair : um -- no . no , starr , not yet . starr : well , we 'd better hurry . i mean , the wedding 's coming up really soon -- and the honeymoon . todd : since when does a kid get to go on a honeymoon ? starr : since when do we follow other people 's rules ? todd : yeah , we do make it up as we go along , do n't we ? starr : i 'm -- i 'm really sorry that i fell . or whatever . i 'm just -- i hope it does n't interrupt your plans . blair : look , do n't you worry about the wedding , ok ? starr : mom , it 's -- the honeymoon 's not even that important . it 's the ceremony . the vows , the walk down the isle , the kiss . hey , why do n't you guys kiss right now ? for me . please ? please ? it 'll make me feel so much better . [ next_on ] antonio : i was wondering what my odds are of getting my badge back . nash : you could let tess out and let her handle it for you . rex : where 's adriana ? adriana : i have to get out of here . natalie : if y want to know what 's in that box , get blair to help you . spencer : tell me if you 're leaving me and going back with todd .
todd passes by spencer who is trying to seal a deal over the phone for a house for ' his ' new family . todd goes into starr 's room , telling that he wants her to come and live with him . she wants the whole family to return to the penthouse like before . bo and john get an expert who will look over the picture of spencer and the guns . paige gets an update from spencer on starr 's condition . she sees todd and blair with starr in starr 's room . she likes seeing the girl with both her parents . spencer says that he will be the one that blair leaves with when they go home . paige would n't be too sure about that . `` did you hear spencer ? bo got his job back . you are good spencer , but bo is better . `` john and bo are stumped . they have to find the gun . they start running checks all over town using spencer 's name . they find nothing . john is at the shooting range when it suddenly comes to him . he rushes back to work . he hits pay dirt ! he goes to bo and tells him that they have been searching s. truman all along , when they should have been searching n. truman . paige comes to visit . bo ca n't put her picture on his desk yet until they figure out what they mean to each other . john took a chance that spencer has been using his father 's name and he has . there is a safety deposit box under n. truman and bo and john figure that he uses that name on the box as that is where the gun is . starr is confused but spencer is n't worried . `` it is just the trauma to her head . `` she thinks that 2 x 3 is 5 , and she ca n't tell what day it is . she thinks her parents are engaged and getting married . she hopes to help with the wedding . she asks them to kiss for her now . she complains about her aching head when they do n't want to . finally they kiss while spencer watches through the window in the door .
antonio : i know it 's hard to believe , but the mayor actually made a good decision . john : oh , it 's like you said . he 's just covering his ass because he fired the best commissioner we ever had . he replaced him with a homicidal maniac . antonio : you gon na take the big office while you 're filling in ? john : nobody belongs in that office but bo . antonio : i think you should do it . john : why ? antonio : look , john , i know you do n't want the promotion , man , even temporarily , but the mayor 's right . somebody needs to be in that position and you can do it . john : i do n't know that . antonio : i need you to do me a favor . as the first order of business as the acting commissioner of police . john : name it . antonio : accept my resignation . [ scene_break ] marty : hey . never would have pegged you for a shopper . todd : well , you know what they say . when the going gets tough -- marty : what did you get ? todd : it 's for you . marty : really ? why ? todd : check it out . marty : well , wow . oh , that was so thoughtful . thank you . i 'm so sick of everything that i have . todd : are you sure , because i can take it back ? marty : oh , no . oh , my gosh , it 's beautiful . it 's perfect . you have good taste . todd : i do n't know . i hope the color is right for you . marty : stop , it 's mine now . what 's with all this insecurity ? todd : yeah , it 's my second choice . marty : oh , what happened to your first choice ? todd : blair took it . [ scene_break ] brody : is that yours ? blair : sexy , huh ? brody : it would be on you . blair : yeah , that 's sweet of you to say , but actually i think it 's a little too wide for me and just a little bit hideous . brody : you mentioned a guy last night . is that a gift from him ? blair : yeah , but he did n't buy it for me . [ cell phone vibrates ] clint : langston wilde . yeah , that 's wilde with an `` e `` on the end . all right , i want you to dig up everything you possibly can on that girl . all right , simon . thank you very much . and i look forward to your call . nora : simon kenney , the p.i . ? clint : uh , yes , i have instructed him to start looking for bo . nora : i thought you hired rex to do that . clint : rex went out on his own . nora : why is he disappearing like this ? clint : let 's not overreact . i just know that he 's licking his wounds down at the ranch . nora : he ca n't pick up a phone when he 's licking or send an e - mail or something ? clint : i know . nora : i can understand him not wanting to be in touch with me . and i imagine he does n't need to be in touch with you , but matthew ? matthew ? he has n't heard from his father in days . cord : hey , pa , nora . clint : cord ? nora : cord ? cord : am i interrupting ? clint : are you kidding ? no , not at all . [ scene_break ] tina : look at you . good as new . all cleaned up . it 's like going over the falls was just a nightmare . sarah : no more of that , okay ? i 'm here now . tina : yeah , you 're here and happy and in love . sarah : cristian is the best thing that ever happened to me . tina : he 's not too bad to look at , either . sarah : really ? i had n't noticed . tina : mm - hmm . and i met , uh , natalie and jared . they 're great . sarah : yeah , they 're good together . i , um , i just feel really bad for jessica . tina : oh , i know . i mean , it 's terrible to lose your husband in such a freak accident . sarah : you know , she did n't even think it was an accident . i mean , not at first . she completely blamed natalie and jared . tina : really ? sarah : yeah . i mean , i do n't know . i guess she 's gotten over it . she must have , to let them live here with her . tina : well , it is best to forgive and forget . sarah : she may have forgiven , but i do n't think she 's forgotten . [ scene_break ] tess : yeah , is this leo from , uh , corwin contracting ? oh , great . i have a job for you . it 's small , but very specialized . oh , wait , and it 's a big surprise . [ scene_break ] brody : so this is your ex 's new girlfriend 's nightgown ? what are you doing with it ? blair : well , i happened to run into my ex last night , shopping with my little boy , and before i could get my son out of there , things got heated . so i rushed out and i inadvertently picked up the wrong package . when i got home , it was this lovely little nightgown . so i decided i would take matters into my own hands and try to return it . brody : return it to the new girlfriend ? blair : look , i told you last night that i made a mistake . well , that was it . brody : and it 's still bugging the hell out of you . blair : no , it 's annoying me . brody : oh , come on . it 's a day later and you 're still carrying that thing around ? it 's driving you crazy . call a spade a spade . blair : i 'd like to call todd and his little new girlfriend a lot worse than that . [ scene_break ] marty : you gave blair the first nightgown ? todd : no . no , i ran into her and jack , my son . and they had been to the same mall . and , uh , it just did n't go well . marty : okay . todd : anyway , it 's just been so long since i 've seen him , and it had been a little confusion , and she took the bag with your gift in it . marty : so by mistake . todd : well , that 's what i thought . and then she called me , and , boy , did she lord it over me . man , she said , uh , i 'm keeping it . marty : why would she want something you did n't get for her ? todd : well , she said she 's going to wear it to bed for john mcbain . marty : nice . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm not accepting your freaking resignation . antonio : i have to go get talia . john : so go . antonio : i ca n't do that while i 'm still on the force . the mayor made that clear . john : to hell with him . antonio : look , i ca n't wait any longer . i do n't give a damn what 's going on with international diplomacy or anything else . i have to go get her , so will you accept my resignation ? john : no . antonio : john -- john : you can have a leave of absence . antonio : fine , whatever . john : under one condition . when you leave , i 'm going with you . [ scene_break ] clint : this is such a surprise . cord : a welcome one , i hope . nora : are you kidding ? i do n't think the two of us have smiled like this in a long time . cord : well , when clint called and told me that sarah was safe , i did n't want to just pick up a phone , so i decided i 'm going to jump on a plane , i 'm going to go lay eyes on her myself . clint : well , good , good . she 'll be thrilled that you did . nora : have you seen her yet ? cord : uh , no . you know , i stopped by her apartment and went by cristian 's , and she was n't in either place . clint : maybe she 's at viki 's . cord : well , i 'll be headed over there next . but in the meantime , i wanted come by here , too . joey and kevin asked me to come in to check on you . we 're worried . clint : well , i 'm fine . cord : yeah , that 's what you keep telling us , but we do n't see how you can be , especially now that b.e . belongs to dorian . clint : cord , you listen to me . this is not over . and i 'm going to get that company back . cord : or you 're going to die trying , right ? clint : no , no , this is going to happen . the buchanans do n't roll over and die for anybody . [ scene_break ] tess : so you can only call me on this cell phone , okay ? never , ever call this house . this is going to be a big surprise . yeah , yeah , i figured there 'd be a premium for that . okay , look , great . meet me at rodi 's in 20 minutes , okay ? ca n't miss me . i 'll be the best - looking blond in the place . natalie : there she is . tess : [ as jessica ] well , not for long . i have to wake bree up , hand her over to lois , then i have some errands to run . tina : i hope you 're not taking on too much , jessica . jessica : i do n't really have a choice , tina . i 've got a lot of things on my shoulders these days . see you all later . tina : uh - huh . well , she sure does n't seem very happy to have me here . natalie : you know what ? i 'm sure she 's fine with it . i 'm just going to run out there and check on her and make sure she 's okay . jessica : hey , what 's up ? natalie : i just want to make sure you 're all right . jessica : i 'd be fine if everybody stopped asking me that , okay ? i 'm just really , really busy . natalie : look , jess , i know it upset you earlier when tina talked about jared and me . jessica : i 'm not upset . natalie : jess . look , do you think i do n't know how hard it is for you still to see jared and me together ? jessica : not anymore . natalie : i know that we 've come a long way since -- jessica : nash died ? natalie : so , i -- jessica : natalie , look , it 's a big house . everybody has their own room , okay ? we 'll all going to fit in here fine . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm sorry . all i seem to do here is vent . marty : yeah , hey , i do n't mind . i 'm glad you feel you can trust me . todd : you 're very easy to talk to . marty : well , you know , it 's because i remember nothing of my own life , so all i can do is listen . and do crossword puzzles . hey , do you want to help me ? todd : no , i suck at puzzles . marty : it 's because you do n't really do them that often . i got an idea . how about i tutor you like i used to back in college ? todd : god , you had your work cut out for you then . i was not exactly a model student . my daughter , however , she 's ... she 's just an ace at everything . except ... except now she 's pregnant , so i do n't know . marty : well , she got her brains from somebody . and you seem pretty smart to me . maybe you just did n't study enough . todd : that might have had something to do with it . marty : yeah , i had a feeling . so what do you say ? you have no choice . here we go . 44 across -- shimmer . the last of seven letters . the last two are e - n . todd : glisten . marty : yeah , okay , and you say you 're not good at this . that 's it . okay , one more . do n't stop . four letters . nearest major airport to bush 's crawford ranch . todd : waco . marty : well , that 's good . you got it . you 're -- you lie . you do these at home . all right . yes , get over here . get over here and help me right now . [ scene_break ] brody : tough , i know , when the person you 're hung up on -- blair : oh , just back it up there . i 'm not hung up on him . i do n't even miss him . and i 'm never going to be involved with him again , got it ? brody : okay . why are you carrying around the nightgown he bought for another woman ? blair : because i let him push my buttons . and he knows exactly what buttons to push . i just got to stop thinking about him , that 's all . brody : it 's going to be kind of tough if you 're carrying that thing around . blair : you 're right . the tag 's still on it . i mean , it 's ugly but it was n't cheap . i 'll just take it back , get the money , and then i 'll be satisfied . brody : would n't it be more satisfying to take a lot less time and just toss it ? blair : throw it in the garbage . brody : done and done . blair : thanks . man : hey . blair : hey . man : well , if you 're the blond that called about renovation , this is my lucky day . blair : i 'm only renovating my life , sorry . hey , jessica . tess : [ as jessica ] hi . are you leo ? man : still my lucky day . jessica : right . uh , will you excuse us , please ? blair : sure . jessica : leo , take a seat . blair : i 'm sure glad that was n't a pick - up line . brody : yeah , sure sucked if it was . blair : i wonder what jess is renovating . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone vibrating ] cole : hello ? starr : hey , um ... i did n't expect you to answer . cole : yeah , well , i 'm here . what do you want ? [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] like i said , it 's a big surprise for my family . leo : and i will be totally discreet . jessica : great . leo : see , i 've had clients like you before . jessica : like me ? how ? leo : lonely widows . top secret projects . jessica : i 'm sorry ; i still do n't understand what you 're referring to . leo : see , obviously , my reputation with the bored , rich ladies of llanview has preceded me . jessica : you know , you are so right . leo : whoa -- ow ! jessica : but i guess you have n't gotten wind of my reputation , have you ? do i have your attention now , leo ? leo : yeah . [ scene_break ] jared : okay , i do n't about any of you , but i 'm having a little problem believing jess is as okay as she says she is . natalie : well , i do n't think she 's going to begrudge any of us our happiness . she 's very generous . jared : yeah , i know . it 's just that she went from being furious to totally okay , like , poof , overnight . tina : she does n't seem very comfortable with me being here . and certainly not very welcoming . natalie : really ? tina : yeah , do you think you could put in a good word for me , you know , let her know i 'm not really a monster ? natalie : yeah . i mean , i 'll do what i can . honey , do you want to go say hi to bree ? give tina and sarah some time alone ? jared : sure . natalie : okay , bye - bye . tina : bye . so was i being a little too forward ? sarah : about what ? tina : well , asking natalie to do a little p.r . work for me with jessica . sarah : i do n't think she minded . tina : it 's just -- i want to feel comfortable in , well ... in my own home . do you understand ? sarah : of course i do , mom . you grew up here . tina : it 's just been so long . i feel kind of like a stranger . sarah : hey , mom , you should stop feeling that way right now , because you are part of this family . what are you thinking ? tina : that the last time i was here , i was here with your father . sarah : so , um , on the plane before cain took that little flying leap -- tina : uh - huh . good riddance . sarah : he made some kind of comment about your heart always being with cord . where would he get that idea ? [ scene_break ] cord : so this thing that sarah got herself wrapped up in , do you know any more about that ? clint : uh , no , not much except that cristian was there , too , and so was antonio . nora : there have been so many things going on at the same -- so many thing going wrong all at the same time . clint : that 's true , but i should have been more on top of it . cord : well , sarah is a grown - up woman now . at least that 's what she keeps telling me . but i got to tell you , i am very relived knowing that she is here with you in llanview . nora : and making a nice life for herself , or at least she was before all this happened . cord : really ? nora : yeah , i think she kind of was finding her way in a nice career . and she has a great guy . clint : yeah , maybe her wild years are behind her . cord : well , let 's hope you 're right about that . hey , have you had any news from bo ? clint : uh , no , we have not . nora : i 'm a little concerned , you know , because of matthew . he 's usually very good about calling in to his son . clint : my guess is that rex and bo are on some sort of extended bender down at the ponderosa . cord : well , that 's what you tried to feed me a week ago when i called . clint : i know , cord . i 'm trying to make light of it . and it bothers me , too , that he has n't contacted matthew or anybody else , but i 'm still convinced that he 's all right . nora : well , he better be all right . i 'm doing somersaults trying to distract matthew . cord : oh , he 's going to be back soon . bo 's probably just trying to lay low after everything that happened with lindsay . clint : yeah . nora : yeah , i wish i had found a better way to tell him about her . cord : nora , all you did was tell him the truth . clint : during the wedding . cord : he had to hear it . nora : thank you , cord . but i still take full responsibility . cord : look , i feel your pain . i know what that 's like . i mean , i was responsible for one of those non - weddings myself . [ scene_break ] tina : cain was just being , you know , dramatic . he , uh , was exaggerating . sarah : about what ? tina : well , you see , there was this little , you know , incident in mendorra when we thought we were going to die . sarah : an incident ? tina : yeah , uh -- well , cain turned to me and said , `` i love you , tina . `` what a phony he is , right ? sarah : and you said ? tina : and i sort of said , `` i love you , too ... cord . `` sarah : whoa . tina : yeah . i know . [ scene_break ] marty : come on . come sit . i 'm going to keep going . five down , hurry up . six letters , got ta go , slang . and first letter is ... b . todd : bye - bye . marty : ah , it would work , but i think the third letter is a u . todd : bounce . marty : bounce ? todd : yes , that is slang . that 's what the kids say now . starr says it all the time . marty : oh , my goodness . something else i got to relearn . okay , let 's do an easy one . here , i got it . old king -- todd : yes , of course . marty : come on , even i know that . cole . todd : all right , that 's enough . i 'm done . let 's do something else . marty : what ? you 're on a roll . todd : no , i do n't want to do it . it 's boring . i 'm tired of it . marty : come on , stop . that 's not it . what upset you ? todd : that last answer reminded me of somebody . marty : what , you know someone named cole ? todd : so do you . [ scene_break ] starr : how are you doing ? cole : fine . starr : what are you doing ? like now , i mean ? cole : i was just , uh , listening to music . starr : oh , well , uh , i was just looking at my fall schedule for school , and it says that i got dr. miller for trig . did n't you used to have him ? well , i was just wondering if i should maybe switch teachers because he might be really difficult . you said that he gave a lot of homework or something like that ? cole : starr . you did n't call me about your class schedule . starr : no . cole : okay , so then what do you want ? starr : i want you , cole . i want you back . [ scene_break ] antonio : you are not coming to mendorra with me . john : then no leave of absence . antonio : look , john , would you use your head please ? hesser hates you as much as he hates me . john : so ? antonio : you just got promoted to commissioner . john : no , interim commissioner . antonio : still , i do n't think it would sit too well with the mayor if you -- john : i do n't give a damn what he thinks . antonio : john , this department needs you here . i 'm going alone . john : okay . all right . look , i know a guy in the fbi field office in philadelphia . what do you say i give him a call ? all right , we 'll have him meet us someplace outside the station . somewhere like rodi 's . we 'll see what he can set up for you . antonio : i owe you . john : you do n't owe me anything , all right ? just go kick hesser 's ass . bring your girl home . [ scene_break ] brody : see , i believe you were n't hung up on your ex . every time you talk about him , these little beads of sweat start falling to form on your forehead . blair : i already told you that i am not hung up on him . i mean , if you see any sweat anywhere on my body , it 's because every time i hear his name , i just -- i want to scream . i could tell you so many things that that man has done to me , awful things . now i 've kind of got this other guy . well , never mind . brody : no , what ? blair : no . well , i 've got a new man in my life . maybe somebody i 've should have been with a long time ago . he knows how to treat a woman . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] so do you want the job ? do you want some money ? do you want to preserve your little reputation with all the bored , rich women in llanview ? leo : okay , yeah -- ow , ow . okay , you 're going to break my finger . ow . ooh , i 'm sorry i misread you . jessica : oh , just a little . so are you going to build me what i want or do i have to go and find some other sleazy contractor to make rich ? leo : i 'm all yours . jessica : you see , leo ? you do know how to treat the ladies . [ scene_break ] marty : i know someone named cole ? todd : cole 's the kid who got my daughter pregnant . marty : oh , oh , starr 's boyfriend . todd : ex - boyfriend . he dumped her . marty : oh , wonderful . why ? todd : i 'm not sure , to tell you the truth . i did n't hear it from her . she 's not talking to me . marty : right . well , you did say you did n't like this boy . todd : no . i knew he was trouble from the beginning . i mean , having sex with a minor is bad enough , but he was a drug user . they had an incident one night , and he attacked her . kind of like what happened to you . marty : oh , my . are you saying that he raped her ? [ scene_break ] leo : you 're one tough cookie , are n't you ? tess : [ as jessica ] well , you know ... pregnant . leo : no kidding . jessica : makes me a little moody . leo : so you 're married ? jessica : i was . um , my husband was murdered . i 'm sure you read about it in the papers . leo : my god . you said jessica brennan . i should have put it together . i 'm sorry . jessica : no , it 's okay . it 's okay . my husband 's death kind of laid me low for a little bit . but i 'm ready to start a new project . you know , keep my mind busy . leo : sure . i get that . jessica : you know , new beginnings and all . that 's how you rebuild your life , right ? leo : yeah , i guess . but , what -- what exactly is this project , anyway ? jessica : it 's kind of a labor of love . you know , to honor my dead husband 's memory , and kind of a payback . [ scene_break ] natalie : i really enjoy spending time with bree . jared : yeah , she 's like the only person in the house who 's not upset all the time . natalie : yeah , i think sarah really likes having her mom back , and i like tina . jared : yeah , you 're going to try and smooth things over with jess about tina staying here ? natalie : i 'll do what i can , but , you know , jess has a mind of her own these days . jared : no kidding . natalie : and she 's not crazy about someone . jared : you know what ? i think you should let tina fight her own battles . she seems up for the job . natalie : well , if i do that , then how will i fill the time ? jared : i do n't know . i feel like i ca n't even put my hands on you when jessica 's around . natalie : well , i know it 's not been easy for you , but ... jared : well , since she 's not around ... [ scene_break ] tina : his name just slipped out , all right ? i mean , look , they both have four letters , and they both start with c . sarah : uh - huh . tina : look , it does not mean that i 'm still pining away for your father . sarah : so what does it mean ? tina : that i 'm a ditz . what ? look , what do you want me to say , that your father is the love of my life ? sarah : was he ? tina : of course he was . [ scene_break ] clint : so there they were , in front of everybody , standing at the altar . nora : tina and max . clint : tina and max , yes . but tina , during her , uh , during her vows , she said cord 's name instead of max 's . nora : oh , my god , you 're kidding . clint : yeah , and so max called the wedding off right there . nora : why , that is so understandable . cord : eventually i did marry tina again . and again . it never quite took . i guess some things are just not meant to be . [ scene_break ] tina : let 's not blow this out of proportion . sarah : but , mom , you just said that -- tina : i know . that your father is the love of my life . so what ? it does n't matter anymore . do n't you see ? i lost him . forever . [ scene_break ] blair : nothing for me . hey , antonio . antonio : blair . blair : john . john : hey . antonio : i 'm going to call and check on jamie . let me know when your fbi contact arrives . john : sure . [ scene_break ] jessica : damn it . leo : who 's that ? jessica : it 's my ex - husband . he 's a total pain in the ass . [ scene_break ] john : so what 's happening ? blair : i kind of made a real stupid mistake . john : you ? i do n't believe it . blair : oh , this is great . i have n't even told you yet and you 're already making fun of me . super . john : well , whatever it is , i 'm sure it has something to do with manning . blair : does n't it always ? [ scene_break ] cord : you know , i would like to hear more about this plan that you 've got for taking back control of the company . clint : oh , we 'll get to that soon . right now i want you to go and see your daughter . you know me . that takes precedence over everything . cord : well , i agree . but , listen , i would like to see you before i leave . maybe we can have dinner . clint : uh , jeez , absolutely , yeah . god , it 's good to have you home . cord : it 's great to be home . nora , you 're going to join us , right ? nora : thank you , cord . i would love that . cord : i 'll talk to you later . clint : all right . nora : what a great guy he is . why has n't some girl grabbed him ? clint : i do n't know . it could be that cord does n't make himself available . nora : why would that be ? clint : well , i 'm not sure he ever got over tina . [ scene_break ] sarah : so just call him , mom . what have you got to lose ? tina : my dignity . my self - respect . sarah : stop . i bet you that dad would be thrilled to hear from you . tina : oh , sarah . you are so naive . sarah : that was quick . cristian : you know , every time i see you , i ca n't believe i got you back . sarah : i feel like the luckiest girl in the world . natalie : so has antonio heard from talia ? cristian : no , nothing . not that i know . natalie : i still ca n't believe that she 's hesser 's daughter . cristian : and neither could antonio . all he can think about is how to get her back . [ scene_break ] brody : what you got there ? antonio : it 's my girl . brody : pretty . antonio : yeah . tough , too . she 's in a situation right now that might be too much for even her to handle . i 've got to find a way to help her . i 've got to find a way to get her back . brody : i hear you . [ scene_break ] leo : wow , that 's a lot of dough . tess : [ as jessica ] well , i want to make it worth your while . leo : what kind of room you want built ? like a ballroom ? jessica : small , but well - appointed . and that should cover your labor , your materials , and your silence . leo : yeah , that should take care of business . jessica : excellent . leo : now the next step is to actually see the space . jessica : okay . but remember what i said . nobody can see you . leo : got it , i 'm invisible . jessica : good . [ scene_break ] john : thanks . so what happened ? blair : well , i ran into todd last night . actually , i spent the afternoon with jack . and , you know , jack was so thrilled to see his daddy that it actually broke my heart . and of course , todd , he milks it for everything that it 's worth . and before i could get jack out of there , todd had to make some snide comment about you and me . john , i 'm sorry , but i lost it . so i tried to get jack out of there , and i grabbed one of todd 's packages . john : and ? blair : there was a nightgown in it . john : i 'm guessing it was n't for you . blair : no , it was n't . and it just got me . you know what , i do n't know how it got me . it made me curious , though , about that woman that todd said that he was seeing , you know . john : oh , yeah . the deep relationship . blair : oh , yeah , the deep spiritual connection they have . john : did you see her ? blair : no . but i tried . i went over to the house to take back the gift , but todd 's bodyguard would n't let me in unless i tried on the gown . john : you did n't , did you ? blair : yeah , i did . [ scene_break ] todd : no , cole did n't rape starr , but they were at a party together when they first met , and he was high and got a little aggressive and scared the hell out of her . marty : but they worked it out . i mean , they stayed together after that . todd : yeah . he got starr to forgive him . but then they ended up in bed together , which i 'm sure he talked her into that , too . little punk took my daughter away from me . marty : wow , this kid does sound like trouble . todd : yeah . she 's pregnant , and he got off scot - free . marty : well , at least , uh , what happened to starr was n't what happened to me in college . todd : no . how about changing the subject ? marty : sure . todd : there 's something i wanted to tell you . marty : okay . todd : you know , uh , our situation right now , my kids have been taken away from me , and blair and i are at each others ' throat . my sister , who really is the only other family member i have , is off on some humanitarian mission to god knows where for god knows how long . i do n't have any friends . none to speak of , anyway , and i do n't go to a shrink . anyway , what i 'm trying to tell you is that it 's -- it 's been nice having someone like you to talk to . marty : well , i 'm your friend . [ scene_break ] cole : starr , you got what you wanted . i signed away my rights to the baby , and you 're giving it to marcie . starr : this is not what i wanted . cole : starr , we have already been over this . starr : i want you , cole . cole : well , you ca n't have it both ways . starr : ca n't we just try ? cole : it 's too late . [ phone disconnects ] [ scene_break ] blair : before i could even bargain with keys , guess who walks in ? todd . and you can just imagine how all that played out . john : yeah , well , i hate doing flips , but it 's not my life . i know you can handle yourself . blair : wow . you know , i 'm so not used to this . i 'm so used to people judging me , jumping down my throat . it 's nice , john , thanks . john : i 'm glad . blair : it 's actually nice to be involved with somebody who 's not like a jerk . john : is that what we are ? are we involved ? blair : i hope so . you know , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that i 'm -- that i 'm obsessing about all of this . john : probably no more than me . blair : what are you obsessing about ? john : i guess it would be the same thing you are . the woman that man is keeping up at his house . [ scene_break ] marty : i love this . this bears no resemblance at all to a hospital nightgown . this is not the gown of an invalid . todd : no , it is n't . you deserve something nice . you 've been through a lot . marty : oh , and you 've been so good to me . i do n't know what i 'd do without you . todd : you 're strong and smart . i 'm sure you would have managed . marty : i could n't have done this alone . and you -- when you helped me through the physical pain , not to mention the emotional stuff ? marty : you made it all bearable . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] no one in my family knows what my plans are yet , so , you know ... hi , cristian . cristian : hey , jess . jessica : where are you off to ? cristian : i have to meet my mom . we 're seeing the insurance adjusters about the diner . jessica : oh , okay . good luck . cristian : thanks . jessica : see ya . jessica : wait there . leo : this is nuts . jessica : do you want the job or not ? leo : go in and check . i 'll wait , i 'll wait . jessica : come on . leo : where 's the space ? jessica : it 's downstairs in the basement . [ scene_break ] sarah : i 'm going to make this work with cristian , mom . i swear . tina : he 's very lucky to have you . sarah : and you would n't be a tiny bit prejudiced , would you ? [ doorbell rings ] sarah : i 'll get that . sarah : dad . oh , my god . cord : sarah , i have been looking all over for you . let me take a look at you . are you all right ? sarah : yeah . i ca n't believe you 're here . cord : your grandfather called me , told me you were back but he did n't have any details . honey , i was worried sick . i was n't just going to call you , i -- i want to hold you in my arms , make sure you 're all right .
todd and marty are comfortable together and getting along as he confides in her all that has happened to him . marty similarly confides in john where neither still have a clue just whom todd is `` seeing `` . tina admits to sarah that she is still in love with sara 's father . cord coincidentally comes to pay his family a surprise visit . and clint and nora both remark how cord has been single for a long time and may still be in love with tina . starr calls cole . he tells her that they are through and he is not going to reconsider . the buchanans are still struggling to find a way to get b.e . back from dorian . tess has hired a construction guy and obviously has a `` plan `` that is no good . natalie and jared know that they are not welcome in the family yet discover that tina may be their friend .
dorian : ooh . david . david : you miss me ? dorian : huh . i thought that , um , you were in california . david : i thought i would be , too , but i 've come to learn that some things are n't meant to be ... and some things are . [ scene_break ] greg : yeah . so it starts at 7 p.m . shaun : there 's a new trio at capricorn tonight . there 's a full bill at ultraviolet . i do n't think greg 's ever been there before . rachel : you 're very excited . shaun : greg and i never double - dated before . this is new ground . rachel : well , do n't get your hopes up . i mean , greg might not find a date . shaun : ha ha ha ! you think . rachel : it 's short notice . dr. wright might be busy . greg : we 're set . vivian 's in for tonight . destiny : hey , guys . shaun : all right . hey . rachel : hey , kids . shaun : des , matt . greg : yeah . what 's up ? destiny : we won . rachel : the whole case ? matthew : not yet . greg : but there 'll be a trial ? matthew : i get to make my case . and once the judge hears my side of the story , my parents will lose . [ scene_break ] nora : elijah , what do you think happened here today ? elijah : truth ? i do n't know . matthew has no case . bo : then why are we going to trial ? elijah : could n't tell you . anyway , we will win , based on the law , facts , and precedent . do n't you agree ? nora : well , i certainly think so . elijah : most likely , this judge was just being overly cautious . she probably wants to hear the whole case before she makes her ruling . bo : yeah , or she 's just being a jerk . what ? what , that does n't happen ? ask blair cramer . elijah : listen . the good news is we do n't have the burden of proof , so ... bo : okay . good . what does that mean here ? elijah : well , they have to prove that the two of you are unfit to make decisions regarding matthew 's surgery , and i just do n't see that happening . nora : yeah , well , do n't -- do n't write him off just yet . téa delgado will do anything to win . she fights dirty . elijah : well , i would n't worry about ms. delgado . she 's under control . [ scene_break ] todd : 3 for 3 against nora buchanan -- that 's got to feel good . how do you want to celebrate ? téa : celebrate what ? todd : wiping the floor with that other lawyer . téa : what secret do you think you know about me ? elijah : everybody has secrets . do n't you ? or are you saying your past is squeaky clean , nothing to hide ? todd : bo and nora are probably asking for their retainer back by now . téa : why ? todd : because their fancy mouthpiece got absolutely outlawyered by you today . they 're gon na lose now . téa : that loser 's better than he looks . [ scene_break ] blair : téa delgado has a secret , and you 're gon na find out what it is . rex : i am ? blair : mm - hmm . you 're still a p.i . , are n't you ? rex : yes . blair : okay . you investigate people , take cases , cash checks ? rex : sure . blair : well , then you 're hired . rex : hold on . what do you want me to find out about téa delgado ? blair : she 's got a big secret , and i need to know what it is , yesterday . blair : téa almost told me herself . that 's how i know that there 's a secret . rex : well , maybe she was yanking your chain . blair : no . it was like a near - death thing when we were locked down in the basement of the k.a.d . house . all that gas coming in , and she was this close to telling me , and then we both passed out , i guess . rex : yeah , tough break on that . blair : uh - huh . rex : uh , did you ask her later ? blair : of course ! i 've brought it up a million times , and she just kind of looks at me like i do n't know what i 'm talking about , you know ? rex : well , maybe that 's the truth . you guys were breathing in all that gas . maybe téa was n't in her right mind . blair : she does n't have a right mind , but she does have a secret , and it 's got to be big . [ scene_break ] téa : you can go now . todd : are you sure ? i mean , i do n't know if i should , with the extent of your injuries . téa : i have officially been given a clean bill of health . i am fully recovered from the explosion . todd : uh - huh . did a doctor say that ? téa : yeah . all my doctors said that , yeah . todd : see , i think -- i think that the only way we 'll know for sure that you 're recovered is if we give you a little road test . téa : what exactly do you mean by that ? [ téa chuckles ] téa : you have got to be kidding me . [ scene_break ] nora : okay . i 've got the list of experts willing to testify to the risks of the operation , and you have all the statistics , correct ? elijah : and all the exhibits ready to go . bo : okay . listen . um , we want to win . elijah : uh - huh . bo : but when it comes to dealing with matthew directly , go easy on him , okay ? we do n't want him in shreds at the end of this . elijah : it 's just too bad your son does n't feel the same way about not hurting you . nora : whoa . whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . elijah , what is that supposed to mean ? [ scene_break ] destiny : what 's wrong with you guys ? did n't you hear ? matthew : ah , we get a trial . this is good news . greg : you 're right , matthew . now you 'll get your shot . congratulations . matthew : thanks . i mean , it 's still a fight , but we have a good chance . i 'll probably need you to testify . greg : that may not be the best plan . matthew : what do you mean ? you 're the doctor . you 're the reason why i 'll make it through the surgery . you have to testify . greg : look . matthew , if asked , i 'll have to say honestly that i 'm not comfortable doing the surgery without your parents ' consent . matthew : you 're telling me this now ? greg : well , i hoped that they would agree without a judge . destiny : but you 'd still do the surgery , would n't you ? matthew : what if rachel says i should get the surgery ? rachel : what ? matthew : i need you to stand up for me , rachel . [ scene_break ] langston : hey . what 's up ? markko : table 4 . busy . mrs. vega called an extra shift , and it 's overtime , and i need the extra cash . langston : well , what about our date ? are you bailing ? markko : come on , do n't say that like i want to . langston : no . it 's -- it 's fine . markko : this is the way it is . langston : yeah , no problem . markko : i wish i could hang out with you all day all summer , but i 'm working two jobs , and i still ca n't afford to pay for even a crap apartment . langston : okay , but is n't living at viki 's okay ? markko : they 're great , and they 're also total strangers who took in a charity case . i ca n't stay there . i ca n't go home . langston : yeah , because your parents hate me . no , it 's all my fault . markko : look . i did n't say that . but this is reality now , and if you ca n't hack it , then just dump me and find another guy who 's more fun . damn it ! i 'm sorry . langston : looks like neither one of us is much fun right now . [ scene_break ] dorian : why are you here ? david : is n't it obvious ? i 've missed you . dorian : your agent cut you loose . david : heh heh ! bev ? oh , no . she 's heartbroken i 'm not out there . dorian : the hemorrhoid commercial money ran out . david : what , are you kidding ? hemorrhoids and a bad economy go hand in hand , or cheek to cheek . people are sitting around on their duffs more than ever . the royalties are pouring in . you look more beautiful than ever . dorian : i know you 're a liar , but you 're the best thing that 's happened all day . david : tell me more about it . tell me every sordid detail . david vickers is listening . dorian : another time . david : no , now . now 's a good time . tell me all about it now . dorian : oh , you do n't really want to hear all about me . david : i should never have let that rico suave seduce you away from me . i 'm here to win you back . [ scene_break ] rachel : you want me to testify for you ? matthew : look . there 's no other adult who knows me like you do . rachel : what do you expect me to say ? matthew : that mom and dad keep saying i 'm not thinking clearly and that i do n't know what i 'm talking about . you know that . you get it . rachel : what do you think i get ? matthew : that i ca n't spend the rest of my life in this chair . look . you know how hard it is every day to get out of bed . and i 'm still young . it 'll only get harder the older i get . rachel : you do n't know that . matthew : i hate being in this chair , rachel , and you know that . you know it 's not just a mood or a phase i 'm going through . you can tell the judge that that 's why i 'm unhappy and the only way to make me better is with this surgery . rachel : matthew , what if i do n't want to testify ? are you gon na blackmail me like you did mom and bo ? [ scene_break ] bo : why do you think that matthew 's not worried about hurting us ? elijah : before the hearing , téa delgado said -- suggested , even -- that we should withdraw our appeal . if we did n't , she had some damning information about the two of you that she 'd gleaned from matthew . nora : i think i 'm gon na be sick . elijah : and she was willing to use it in open court . bo : okay . nora : i 'm definitely gon na be sick . bo : well , thanks for the warning , elijah . elijah : so , then , it 's true , hmm ? matthew has some serious dirt on the two of you ? nora : we did n't say that . elijah : come on , now . it must be pretty damning if matthew thinks he can control you with this information . [ scene_break ] todd : uncle . uncle ! téa : say it . todd : téa 's the champ . téa : of all time . todd : today . téa : of all time ! todd : ow ! téa 's the champ of all time . téa 's the champ of all time ! god ! ow . téa : you had your fingers crossed , did n't you ? todd : yes . well , i 'd say you 're officially recovered . téa : and here i thought you were gon na put the moves on me . todd : what ? a gentleman like moi ? téa : the thought never crossed your mind ? todd : no . i -- i engage in only wholesome activities . [ téa chuckles ] todd : i probably would n't turn you down , though . téa : probably ? todd : yeah , i might not . or i might . i might , seriously , because i like where this is going . téa : you do ? todd : yeah , definitely . téa : me , too . todd : you 're not waiting for me to screw up , are you ? téa : not every minute . todd : that 's nice to hear . you know , i 've been listening to my sister now , probably for the first time ever . téa : you talked to viki about us again ? todd : yup . she told me not to push , and maybe things will work out for me . téa : smart lady . todd : are you feeling the same way ? all right . i like our chances . téa : if it were just us . but there 's always blair . [ scene_break ] rex : okay . so you want me to dig up a secret that téa has guarded with her life ? blair : mm - hmm . rex : does n't that bother you ? blair : why would i care ? rex : well , that 's what i want to know . why do you have it in for téa ? [ scene_break ] dorian : so you 're moving back to llanview ? david : for 13 weeks . longer if you 'll have me . dorian : you 'd give up your acting for me ? david : is that so hard to believe ? dorian : but you were following your bliss . david : my bliss led me back to la boulaie . dorian : you would give up fame and fortune for me ? david : i want the complex yet fulfilling life that you and i were building with each other , with your accessible family and those quirky , 3-dimensional friends we had . dorian : what friends ? david : oh , like moe and noelle . you know , i have really missed moe 's no- nonsense attitude . and right about now , i could use a dose of noelle 's homespun wisdom . dorian : oh , i , uh -- i fired them after a graduation party debacle . david : speak up . is it a lurid story ? dorian : oh ! and it ends with markko 's family disowning him because they found out that he was having sex with langston , and me being thrown in the pool . david : wow ! i have missed out on so much . you 're gon na have to recreate every detail for me . dorian : no . no , i 'm afraid it was painful enough the first time . david : what about , uh , your latin lover ray montez ? was he defending your honor in all this ? dorian : no , he was taking care of his disturbed daughter . david : he has a disturbed daughter ? dorian : she took l.s.d . at the senior prom . she poked holes in condoms . she killed her mother . not in that order . david : my goodness . that 's horrible . are they here ? dorian : no . ray took her out of state to an institution where she could get treatment . david : what about addie ? she 's here , is n't she ? dorian : yes . yes . she just got back from the amazon . david : and langston , that sassy orphan who 's so lucky you took her in ? dorian : well , sometimes she feels lucky . other days , not so much . david : and the ever - promiscuous blair -- she still raising hell around here ? dorian : blair is not promiscuous . david : eh ... dorian : but ... she sure can raise hell when she feels like it . david : what about her brood ? i sure like that starr . how is my would - be favorite mother ? dorian : she 's not would - be . no , starr 's baby was found alive and well and is living with us . david : starr 's baby ... dorian : mm - hmm . david : is here ? dorian : it 's a long story . david : my goodness . i 've missed out on all the good stuff . but surely there 's lots of conflict , lots of complications , what with the baby and all . dorian : oh , no , the baby 's easy . no problem . david : no trouble from anyone ? dorian : todd is a pain . i just wish i could brick up that entire wing he 's in . david : wait a second . todd manning , blair 's ex - husband , who tried to sell his own son , is living here ? dorian : by court order . yes , some family court judge , who i can assure you will not get re - elected -- he ordered that they live under the same roof , that they be civil to one another , or they 'd both lose the children . david : that 's it . that 's why i 'm here : to protect you from that nut job . i 'm going to make sure he does n't harm anyone in your family . dorian : you really mean that . david : i would do anything to protect you , dorian . [ scene_break ] langston : do you really want to break up ? markko : no . no . do you ? langston : i think about it . i mean , your life would be so much easier . markko : do n't . langston : no . you could move back home . you would n't be broke and worried about money . markko : i 'd still be broke . look . do n't make decisions because of me , okay ? i do n't want to lose you . langston : i do n't want to get lost . markko : it 's just a bad day . langston : well , what happened ? markko : i got the syllabus for my film class , and it 's 300 bucks ' worth of books , which is , what , 70 hours of extra work that i have to squeeze in before this semester starts . i feel like i 'm drowning . langston : so let me help . markko : like how ? langston : like let me loan you some money . [ scene_break ] dorian : mmm . ahem . david , why are you doing this ? david : you say the word , i will move in today . dorian : oh , i do n't know , david . i really do n't . do you ... david : what ? dorian : what is that ? david : oh , that ? what that ? dorian : that . david : it 's a phone . dorian : it looks like a microphone . david : no , it 's just a phone . dorian : looks a lot like a microphone ! hello ! [ screeching ] you ! what do you ... yeah ! hello ! come out , come out ... david : i come here ... dorian : wherever you are ! david : and give you my heart , and you react like this ? dorian : here it goes ! david : do n't be ridiculous , dorian . dorian : take that ! take that . take -- ha ha ha ! david : do n't mind the people in the bushes . dorian : whoa ! more , more , more ! all right . who are you people ? huh ? fine ! security ! david : wait a second . dorian : security ! david : you have security ? that 's fantastic . get them on camera . dorian : who are they ? david : this is my production crew . now smile into the camera , dorian . you 're on television . [ scene_break ] nora : what my son believes is so awful has no bearing on this case . elijah : want to let me be the judge of that ? bo : do you expect us to tell you something ? elijah : i am your lawyer . you know it goes no further than me . nora : well , it 's personal . elijah : and tomorrow , it will be entered into the court record , okay ? unless ms. delgado is bluffing . nora : no , she does n't bluff . as a matter of fact , she 'd enter it into the court record just to be spiteful . bo : unless it hurt her case . so let 's let it go for now . elijah : all right . well , since i have no further explanation , i 'll just assume the two of you are having an affair , and we 'll just deal with it . bo : no , no . that is not true . just keep that in mind . elijah : all right . well , if it is , you keep in mind that ms. delgado will use it as an example of bad judgment . not only can she say it , she can most likely get it entered into evidence , so ... one last time , anything you want to tell me ? nora : there 's nothing impairing our judgment , elijah . elijah : good . you 've trusted me with your son 's life . what 's bigger than that ? nora : well , if it comes up again , let us know ? bo : no , it wo n't . it wo n't . matthew does n't want to hurt us . if he intended to use this information , we would have heard about it today . elijah : we almost did . téa delgado did n't back down because matthew told her to . i stopped her . [ scene_break ] rachel : well ? matthew : look . we already talked about this . rachel : and i 'm still upset with you . matthew : i did n't force mom and dad to make out . rachel : you were ready to ruin mom 's wedding . matthew : well , i did n't do it . rachel : you want a medal ? matthew : look . mom cheated on uncle clint . rachel : that is none of your business . what if somebody blackmailed you ? matthew : with what ? rachel : i do n't know . maybe that reading material you have under your bed ? matthew : how do you know about that ? rachel : you just told me . matthew : look . that 's got nothing to do with this . mom and dad , i mean , that could have clouded their judgment , and that 's relevant to my case . rachel : where did you get that line from ? matthew : my lawyer . rachel : you told téa delgado ? matthew : yes . she 's my lawyer . they have to know everything . rachel : who else have you told ? matthew : nobody , and i wo n't . neither will téa . rachel : oh ! matthew : look . i made her promise not to use it . rachel : well , matthew , even if téa said that , she will find a way to use it against mom . [ scene_break ] todd : téa . téa , blair is not coming between us , i promise . téa : do n't . do n't make promises you ca n't keep . todd : listen . i -- i certainly ca n't tell you what 's going on inside her head , and i do n't know what she 's gon na try next , but i can tell you that i wo n't let her get to me . all right . what do you want me to do ? téa : nothing . todd : oh , well , that 's no good . give me a task . [ téa chuckles ] todd : give me a test . téa : that is your test . do nothing . she flirts with you , she sheds her bikini , you walk away . she picks a fight with you , you walk away . todd : no problem . for how long ? téa : forever . todd : that 's a long time to go without a fight . come on , give me a little room . téa : until i can look at you and not think about seeing you and her in the cabana . todd : that 's not gon na take forever , is it ? téa : it was a pretty nasty image . todd : blair is out of my system , completely . téa : maybe , but you 're not out of hers . [ scene_break ] blair : i have my reasons for disliking téa delgado . they 're my reasons . rex : you do n't think i need to know ? blair : no , i do n't . you just dig up the information , and then i will take care of the rest . rex : yeah , that 's what i 'm afraid of . blair : what is your problem ? rex : well , you 're looking for a way to ruin téa delgado 's life . blair : and ? rex : well , i ca n't be a part of that if there 's not a good reason . blair : well , she 's seeing todd , okay ? rex : so ? blair : so that means she 's gon na be around my kids , and i need to protect my kids ! rex : you 're not worried about your kids . you 're trying to break up todd and téa . you want todd for yourself . [ scene_break ] todd : what if i move out of dorian 's ? téa : you 'd lose your kids . todd : yeah , but what if i got the court ruling overturned ? which i should have a shot at , right ? téa : it was a pretty strange decision . the right judge might reverse it , given the right argument . todd : it 's a good thing i have a great lawyer . téa : oh , you ca n't use me on this one . todd : all right . i 'll get another lawyer . hey , why do n't i use the one that almost kept up with you today ? what 's his name ? elijah clarke ? téa : what ? todd : yeah . yeah , you said he 's better than i think he is , and he specializes in family law , right ? so -- téa : yeah , but -- todd : all right . give me his number . téa : no . you stay away from him . [ scene_break ] bo : you got téa to back down ? nora : how ? elijah : i told her that embarrassing my clients would bring her more trouble than it 's worth . nora : what do you got on her ? elijah : want to trade stories ? okay , then . let 's go get ready for the trial . i 'll work on the expert testimony . you two make sure every member of your family is on board . nora : okay . bo : meaning ? elijah : no adult comes forward to take matthew 's side . excuse me . [ phone ringing ] nora : well , no problem there . everybody knows not to cross us on this one . bo : hmm . [ scene_break ] shaun : and you knew about this blackmail ? destiny : matthew did n't go through with it . shaun : des , you know we do not get down like that . destiny : but it did n't happen . shaun : that boy is dying to get out of that chair . destiny : believe that . shaun : and you 'd better be ready to work a miracle if matthew wins . destiny : oh , he will win . shaun : you already opened up a world of hurt in that family . greg : i gave them an option . let me worry about the surgery , okay ? if it even happens . matthew : i need you . you see that , right ? rachel : you know what i see ? you have so much fight in you . you have guts and determination . i see that you get ready in half the time it took you after the accident . every challenge you get , you meet . you can have a full life , matthew . matthew : i 'll be a kid forever . rachel : that is not true . you can be independent . you 'll be driving soon . there are special cars . matthew : as long as someone has to pick me up and put me in this chair , i 'll need a babysitter for the rest of my life . rachel : not true . and you 're a lucky guy in at least one way . matthew : how 's that ? rachel : you have the money and resources to do and be whatever you want . matthew : a basketball player ? rachel : okay , almost anything . that 's why i ca n't testify in court for you . i do n't think you should have this surgery . you can have a full , great life just the way you are now . greg : everything okay ? matthew : yeah , except that my sister wo n't testify for me . greg : then i will . [ scene_break ] dorian : are we , uh , live ? are we on the air right now ? man : not yet , but we can dream . dorian : this is a nightmare . david : ford , maybe we do the last episode live . we build to it . ford : now , if the network wanted us to start live , then we would all sit down -- dorian : what are you two babbling about ? ford : our new show . this is the pilot . dorian : what new show ? david : ours , yours , and mine -- although that billing may change . dorian : david ! david : come on , think about it . it 's going to be so much fun . look . the prodigal award - winning actor comes home and moves back in with the gorgeous yet quirky women , and now we have a baby and a crazy ex - husband . that 's a bonus . dorian : wait a minute . are we talking about a slice - of - life reality show or one of those shows where the audience votes who gets to stay in the house and who leaves ? david : hmm . ford : hmm . nah , it 's too done . david : yeah . i always find voting confusing . ford : see , i 'm worried about the stakes . i think we need more peril . dorian : peril ? you want peril ? i 'll give you peril ! david : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . we got plenty of peril . todd manning is a walking crime spree . dorian : oh , david ! david : come on , think about this . you 're going to have your very own show that i 'm the star of . we 're still thinking of the name . ford : how about `` real lords of llanview `` ? david : or `` cramer vs. cramer vs. cramer `` ? which do you like ? dorian : david ! you want me to star on a reality show ? david : no , i want you to be my co - star on a reality show . ford : okay . ms. lord , could you turn this way for us , please , for a second ? we 're just gon na get your best side . all right . that 's great . dorian : oh , uh , no , it 's dr. lord . um ... ford : just -- okay . twist a little for me . dorian : like this ? ford : thank you . dorian : wait a minute ! wait just a minute ! you want my best side ? here 's my best side ! david : this is gon na be terrific . [ scene_break ] markko : you want me to take your college money ? forget it . langston : okay . my trust has more than enough for college , and i know dorian will let me tap into it . markko : that 's your money . langston : that you would spend on a place that i 'd be in a lot . markko : still ... langston : markko , what 's the alternative ? because you ca n't keep this up . you ca n't work two jobs and go to school . you gon na give up school ? markko : i 'll put it together . langston : markko , i was alone for a year after my parents died because i could n't ask for help . and when i see how happy people were to help , i wish i would have spoken up sooner . people have been so generous to me . do you know how happy it would make me to be able to give that back ? just let me help you . [ scene_break ] woman : she probably gave him a black eye . david : do n't be a baby , priscilla . this is real - life drama ! ford : all right . order some band - aids . did we get all that on tape ? dorian : oh , speaking of tape , i would like that tape , right ? give me the tape . give me the camera ! cameraman : she 's crazy . i 'm out of here . ford : follow him . get that camera back , please . priscilla : done . dorian : oh ! david : hey . is n't this fun ? dorian : you must think i 'm a fool . david : you 're always a fool for me , but i always make it fun . dorian : you would use me and my family as -- as fodder for your ambition . david : sure . i 'm doing this for both of us , dorian . ford : look . we 'll keep it classy . we 'll follow the family around , just use a single - camera crew , okay ? david : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . we 'll keep the slapfights to a minimum to make it real . dorian : no ! no ! i -- i will not have my family used to fuel some basic cable train wreck . david : bite your tongue . this is going to be a network train wreck . ford : and if we get a hundred episodes in the can , we can go into syndication . dorian : get out . get out ! david : dorian . dorian : what part of `` get out `` did n't you get ? get out ! now ! david : you 're a natural at this . dorian : ohh . [ scene_break ] rachel : i thought you were n't gon na get in the middle of matthew and his family . greg : i 'll be subpoenaed , anyway . matthew : you know , he 's right . rachel : well , are you gon na tell the truth ? greg : yes , all of it . i wish your family would be more supportive , but i wo n't abandon matthew . rachel : nobody is abandoning him . matthew : thank you , greg . greg : i will tell the whole truth , though . i wo n't ignore the risks . and your parents are right to have some reservations , matthew . matthew : but you 'll say , `` go for it `` ? greg : i 'll tell them how successful my team has been with the surgery , i 'll tell them how much better our stats are than the average , and i 'll tell them what a great candidate you are . i do believe that you can walk again . otherwise , i would have been out of here a long time ago . matthew : at least someone believes in me . [ rachel sighs ] [ scene_break ] todd : what the hell 's the matter with you ? téa : the guy is my opponent . we are in the middle of a trial . you can not hire him ! todd : he ca n't have more than one case ? téa : it is a conflict . todd : but they 're separate cases , and i wo n't mention your name if that 's -- téa : get someone else , okay ? todd : well , i want you . i guess that is a conflict . not to mention the fact that last time you and blair were in a courtroom together , you were at each other 's throat . she went on , i recall , about some little secret you had . téa : well , that was bull . todd : was it ? téa : yeah . todd : did n't sound like it to me . téa : blair is a liar . she was cornered , and that 's why she said what she did . todd : so are you telling me that you guys did n't share secrets in the basement ? téa : listen . um , listen . todd : what ? téa : i 'm gon na find you -- i 'm gon na find you another lawyer . you need ... to really -- you need to get out of here so i can work , okay ? todd : mm - hmm . téa : really , you do . you really , really do . todd : fine , have it your way . i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , i do n't need your judgment . rex : i 'm right . you want todd . blair : no , i do n't want todd . i do n't -- why am i even bothering explaining it to you ? i mean , obviously , you have way too much money to take on my job . but , you know , there are other p.i.s in town . so , you know , when you have more mouths to feed , maybe you can give me a call -- rex : i 'll take -- i 'll take the job . i 'll take the job . blair : just like that ? rex : yes . blair : well , not without a very big apology first . rex : i 'm sorry . blair : oh , bigger . rex : i 'm sorry i questioned your motives ... blair : ahh ... rex : nice lady person . blair : okay . well , you can start digging , good - looking boy . [ scene_break ] destiny : what 's that ? shaun : tickets for tonight , double date with greg and his friend . destiny : you and rachel ? shaun : yeah . destiny : i approve . i like rachel . shaun : so do i , even if she 's a little bit out of my league . destiny : no , you did not just say that . who said that ? shaun : you do n't think so ? destiny : no way . shaun : thanks , d . destiny : do n't you know how fine you are ? shaun : it 's always good to hear . destiny : and do n't you listen to anything else . [ scene_break ] greg : i have to get ready for tonight . i 'll see you later . rachel : guess we ca n't avoid it . greg : let me know when you need me , okay ? matthew : thanks , greg . greg : all right . rachel : can i take you home ? matthew : i 'll take the bus . rachel : matthew , i 'm sorry that i ca n't tell you what you want to hear . matthew : forget about it . i 'll win with or without you . [ scene_break ] ford : we 're out , david . you said you had dorian lord wrapped around your little finger . david : well , she 's had some time to wriggle around on her own , but i am not giving up . ford : okay , but without her , we do n't have a show . markko : look . i 'm not saying no . just -- just let me think . langston : okay . fair enough . markko : maybe i 'll figure something out . langston : david vickers ? ford : okay . let 's recap where we are . priscilla ? priscilla : no house , no star ... david : hey ! priscilla : and no cameraman . ford : i should have gone to law school . langston : jackpot . i just found the answer to your problem . [ scene_break ] bo : this feels like the longest day that i 've ever spent in a courtroom . nora : yeah , for me , too . you know what ? i got to get going . bo : yeah . i got to get to the station . do -- do you think we 'll do okay in court ? nora : well , he says he 's got téa under control , so -- bo : well , that 's a good idea . nora : yeah . i do n't know how he 's done it , but ... bo : well , anyway , we 're lucky for that . nora : yeah . i 'll see you tomorrow . [ scene_break ] blair : good afternoon . todd : well , you must have some super hangover cure , huh ? blair : i sure do . todd : that was really pathetic last night . what did viki do to deserve that ? i mean , you almost ruined the whole evening for everyone . blair : well , you and téa had a good time , did n't you ? todd : yeah , we did , actually , in spite of you . blair : whatever works for you . todd : you know what really works for me ? blair : hmm ? todd : stay the hell away from me . blair : well , you 're the one up in my face . i do n't have a problem . todd : not yet , anyway . todd : it wo n't be long now , blair . blair : well , it wo n't be long now , téa . [ scene_break ] elijah : listen . do n't worry . we have delgado exactly where we want her .
after tea has convinced the judge to hear matthew 's case , bo and nora talk to their lawyer , elijah clark about how that could happen . he admits he does n't have a clue but knows that matthew shared a `` secret `` he had about them with tea and they were going to use it against them . he , however , reveals that he has a `` secret `` on tea . and tea reveals she is worried . blair right then remembers that tea almost revealed a deep dark secret to her when they both thought they 'd die in the basement of the frat house . and she goes to get rex to find out what it is for her . when matthew talks to greg , at first greg reveals that even if they win the case , he is `` not comfortable `` doing the surgery without his parents ' consent . but as soon as he finds out that matthew and destiny know a secret about bo and nora , he seems to change his mind and tells matthew he will testify in his behalf if subpoenaed . david vickers appears out of nowhere and reveals to dorian that he has an idea for a new reality television show about her home life . yet , she tells him no way . markko reveals to langston that in order for him to afford what he needs he has to work overtime which means he has no time for her . but when she sees that david is back in town , she reveals that she has `` an idea `` .
david : oh , why can i never remember ? liquor then beer , you 're in the clear . i wonder if we have any beer . viki : we 're here . charlie : yeah . viki : okay . hello ? anybody home ? jessie ! jessica : hi ! have n't you two done enough relaxing ? charlie : after what david and dorian put us through , we deserve another month off . mwah . jessica : well , i 'm just so happy that you guys are back . viki : oh , me , too , darling . oh , it 's so good to see you . so tell us . what did we miss ? ah ? what 's been going on while we were away ? [ scene_break ] cop : eli clarke is back at the palace . john : when ? cop : he just picked up his mail at the front desk . john : okay . so he was out at the time that cris was attacked and the thompson file was stolen . cop : yeah . what should we do next ? john : i 'm gon na call around . i 'm gon na see if eli has got an alibi . cop : okay . john : hey , murph . if natalie calls , put her right through , okay ? i need to know if she turned anything up . [ scene_break ] natalie : brody , i 'm pregnant . brody : i 'm sorry . what did you say ? natalie : i 'm pregnant . brody : oh . uh ... natalie : you okay ? brody : yeah , yeah . i 'm just surprised . natalie : yeah . i was , too . brody : and this baby , it 's john 's , right , not mine ? [ scene_break ] rex : john , i 'm glad you 're here . i need to talk to you . john : kelly sent you . i 'm gon na tell you the same thing that i told her . drop the bennett thompson investigation . [ scene_break ] kelly : you 're a lifesaver . thank you . [ beep ] [ scene_break ] téa : guys , i 'm sorry , but i do n't have it in me to go another round , all right ? todd : we 're not gon na argue with you . dani : no . all we want -- we just want to say good - bye . téa : that 's all ? todd : yeah . that 's all , but if you 'd like us to put up a fight , we 'd be happy to oblige you . téa : please , please , please do n't put up a fight , okay ? it 's better this way . i need to go to hospice by myself . todd : no . it 's not better this way . you 're wrong about that , and no matter how much you try to convince me , you never will . you should n't be dying alone . dani : todd . todd : eh , but we love you , so , wrong or not , we 're not gon na stand in your way . [ scene_break ] [ shower running ] [ cell phone rings ] [ ring ] [ ring ] eli : hey , blair , long time , no see . actually , i just got back to the palace . yeah . i had to get out of the office for a while . oh , i was starting to feel kind of trapped . [ scene_break ] john : here on out , you , kelly , everyone else , leave the investigating to us . rex : okay . john : i 'm serious . rex : no . so am i . ever since bennett thompson paid me a visit in boston and drugged me without me even seeing him , i was just lucky to get out of there alive . john : you should be . you got lucky . rex : do n't get me wrong . i like adventure just as much as the next guy , but i got a kid to think about . you know what i mean . sorry . i guess you do n't know , do you ? [ scene_break ] brody : you 're pregnant . are you sure this is n't one of those sympathetic twin things ? natalie : i had a blood test done and then redone . brody : okay , but jessica is pregnant , too . we 're gon na be a family . natalie : yeah . i 'm well aware of that . brody : and you and me , we only slept together that one time . natalie : brody , that is all it takes , okay ? we were hammered , and we were heartbroken . we were n't exactly thinking about protection . brody : so are you saying this baby is mine ? natalie : i do n't know . i do n't know anything . i mean , the truth is , this baby could just as easily be yours as it could be john 's . [ scene_break ] viki : so tell us everything that happened while we were away . come on . what have we missed ? jessica : oh , it was pretty quiet , except there was this one little thing . viki : uh - huh . jessica : you guys should sit down for this . viki : everything all right ? jessica : everything is great -- sit -- better than great , actually . charlie : well , do n't keep us in suspense . jessica : here it goes . mom , charlie -- david : well , well , well , well , well , look who 's here . did n't think you two would have the guts to show your faces around here again . viki : david , this is our house . we live here . david : oh , so then you heard jessica is pregnant . [ scene_break ] téa : thank you , guys , for understanding . dani : we do n't understand . téa : okay , okay . i 'm sorry . thank you for not understanding and granting me this wish , anyway . i know you do n't think this is the case , but i 'm trying to make this easier on you . dani : you 're not . téa : okay . listen . i -- todd : why do n't we just drop the whole thing , okay ? téa : let 's drop it , okay ? let 's just drop it . there is one thing , todd , you need to know . dani : oh , i do n't think i can take any more . téa : it 's not , relatively speaking , bad news . todd , i have asked blair to be dani 's legal guardian . todd : what the hell are you talking about ? téa : in case you ca n't do it . blair cares about you . she loves you . i gave her a book on all things daniella , so in case something happens , she 'll know what to do . todd : nothing is gon na happen . she 's not gon na lose me . dani : you ca n't say that . you do n't know that for sure . todd : well , no . i do . here and now , i promise i 'm gon na do my best to make sure you never lose me or anyone else you care about , for that matter . dani : i do n't even know how to say good - bye to my mom . téa : neither do i , but we 'll figure it out together , okay ? [ scene_break ] david : miss a day , miss a lot , huh , viki ? viki : jessie , is this true ? david : of course , jessica is not the only one with great news . charlie : what , you 're pregnant , too ? david : i 'm in love . her name is mandy , and she 's smoking hot . viki : that 's very nice , david . i want to talk about jessica . david : did you also hear that hell froze over ? clint and dori are back together , too . charlie : look , david . i realize you 're hungover . david : if you realize that , you would n't be screaming . viki : jessie ? jessica : surprise . charlie : congratulations . viki : oh , sweetheart , i ca n't believe it ! david : why ca n't you believe it ? maybe it 's just me , but fertile phoebe over there seems to be pregnant every other year . i mean , when are you gon na start sharing the stage ? poor cousin natalie , she needs her turn in the spotlight , too , you know ? [ scene_break ] brody : oh , i ca n't believe this is happening . natalie : yeah . i know . brody : jessica and i just got back together . we 're gon na have a baby of our own . we 're gon na get married . i ca n't have a baby with her and another one with her twin sister . natalie : whoa . we do n't know anything for sure . brody : except that we ca n't be sure either way , right ? natalie : it 'll be a few months before we can get a paternity test . brody : how long have you known ? natalie : i found out when jessica did . brody : that 's why you were sick . why did n't you say anything ? natalie : because i was still trying to wrap my mind around all of this , okay , and i did n't tell you because obviously you had a lot going on . brody : well , if you were worried about how i 'd handle it , why tell me at all ? natalie : because when i was done freaking out , gigi made me realize i could n't keep this from you . brody : gigi knows ? natalie : yes , brody . i needed someone to confide in who was n't gon na tell john or jess or my mom or roxy . come on . gigi is not gon na say anything to anyone , not even rex . [ scene_break ] rex : wow . i am so sorry . john : forget about it . rex : just so you know , i 'm also sorry about the way things went down in boston , too . i hope this has n't thrown a wrench in your investigation . john : from here on out , i think i 'll keep the details to myself . rex : i understand . i 'll just stick to tracking down birth parents from now on . john : that 's a good idea . you 're still here . is there something else ? rex : yeah . i did n't come here to talk about bennett thompson . i came here to talk about natalie . john : what about her ? rex : have you noticed anything weird with her lately ? john : she 's always a little weird . that 's one of the things i like about her . rex : weirder than usual , because i think it 's pretty obvious that something is up with her . john : no . i had n't noticed anything . rex : really ? is that because you do n't think anything is wrong or because you 've been too busy with the bennett thompson case to notice ? [ scene_break ] eli : i actually have a few more things i need to finish up here . yeah . i 'm gon na be working from the palace for the rest of the day . sure would love to see you later , though . everything okay over there ? is jack still going on about how i 'm some kind of crazed murderer ? oh , of course he 's freaked out . i 'm about to be his new stepdad . what kid wants that ? it 's okay . i promise i 'm gon na talk to that jack , and i 'm gon na get him to see the real me . ha ha ha ! he really has a wild imagination . [ shredder whirs ] eli : jack could n't be more wrong about me . [ scene_break ] téa : oh , i feel like i 've cried so much , i do n't want to cry anymore , okay ? let 's not cry anymore , all right , please ? todd : all right . téa : i do n't want to leave with you guys feeling this way , feeling bad . dani : i do n't think there 's any other way . todd : oh , man , i have to kick some ass . téa : todd , do n't . i do n't know what you have in mind , but i do n't think it 's appropriate . todd : no . it 's totally appropriate to kick someone 's ass , humiliate them , make them feel bad about themselves . who 's up for it ? dani : you like money honey ? todd : i 'm the champion . téa : you 're not serious , are you ? todd : i 'm always serious about schooling someone . dani : no , no , no , no , no . i rock this game . you 're gon na be the one getting schooled . todd : big words . dani : how about big game ? téa : she got it from her mama . todd : all right . so would either of you chicks care to put your money , your money honey , where your mouths are , hmm ? dani : i call banker . todd : no . i 'm the banker . dani : right . like you can be trusted around money . [ téa chuckles ] todd : like mother , like daughter , eh ? [ scene_break ] viki : david , perhaps you should bypass the bar temporarily . david : i did n't go to law school . viki : abstain from imbibing . david : my teeth are stained ? where ? viki : oh , david , for heaven 's sakes , quit drinking for a while . david : absolutely not . it 's a lot fewer calories than food . jessica : he 's been like this for days . david : and why should n't i be ? life is a big bowl of suck . jessica : yours is maybe . david : there 's no point to it . you 're born . then you start losing definition , and you die . hey , did you hear that , little one ? you stay in there as long as you can because once you get squeezed out , it 's all downhill from there . charlie : david , just step away from the baby , huh ? david : i am telling it like it is . somebody has got to . viki : david ! look . i do n't know what you and dorian have done to each other this time , but that is absolutely no excuse for this boorish behavior ! now , unless you can get over it and be happy for jessica , i suggest you take your misery elsewhere ! david : like another wing ? charlie : like another zip code . jessica : or solar system . viki : do n't you have something to say ? david : you 're right . you 're absolutely right . jessica , this baby -- this miracle , this gift -- is it brody 's ? [ scene_break ] brody : look , natalie , i 'm sorry . i overreacted . natalie : i 'm not sure if that 's possible in this situation . brody : yeah , but i acted like you 'd done something to me , and the truth is , you would n't be in this mess if it was n't for me . it 's not your fault . natalie : yeah . you 're right . thank you for that , but it does n't change the fact that there are two people that this could really devastate . brody : i know . we have to think about jessica and john . it 's up to us to make sure they do n't get hurt . natalie : and we do n't really have a lot of options . brody : i know , and i want you to know , whatever you decide , i wo n't leave you hanging . natalie : thanks , but you do n't have to do anything . i 've already decided . i 'm keeping this baby . [ scene_break ] john : well , you know , i 'd like to think that no matter how many cases i was working , if there was something wrong with natalie , i 'd know . rex : see , that 's what i thought . so what 's wrong with her ? natalie 's voice : i 'm pregnant . and you 're okay with not telling anyone ? john 's voice : for jess and brody 's sake . natalie 's voice : at least in the first trimester or until at least i start to show . it 's cool , right ? it 's our little secret ? john : nothing 's wrong , rex . rex : come on . john , natalie has been a bundle of nerves for weeks now , okay , and it 's getting worse . and for some reason , she 's confiding in gigi rather than her own brother . john : maybe you should ask gigi . rex : i did . she wo n't tell me . john : then maybe it 's private . rex : natty and i do n't keep secrets from each other . john : you know , rex , i do n't know what to tell you . if natalie 's keeping something from you , then that 's between the two of you . rex : so , you 're saying you know what 's up or that nothing 's up ? john : what i 'm saying is , you 're being a good brother for worrying , but you probably can stop . rex : stop ? just like that ? john : truth is , rex , natalie 's great . and when she 's ready to tell you , i 'm sure she will . all right ? so , why do n't you just let her be ? [ cell phone beeps ] rex : i 'm sure you can find something else to occupy your time . [ scene_break ] [ shredder whirs ] [ eli sighs ] eli : done and done . now onward and upward . [ scene_break ] téa : let the games begin ! singer : [ note ] i do n't think you can do any wrong you 're like the hook in my favorite song i wan na sing you you 're in my heart you 're on my mind you pick me up at the lowest times in my life everything happens for a reason and now i see why you 're such a wonderful surprise you make everything right you take me by surprise at the perfect time you 're such a wonderful surprise [ ] [ note ] téa : ahh ... [ kiss kiss kiss ] téa : i 'll win . dani : no , you cheated . téa : i 'll win . i 'll win . you guys are sore losers . todd : that was a fluke . i 'll prove it to you . téa : no , todd . todd : best 2 out of 3 . téa : stop . todd : what ? téa : there 's no time . i got ta go . téa : where 's dani ? todd : dani is waiting . so where do you wan na go to first ? viki 's or ... the diner to see that immigrant girl that you hang out with ? what 's her name ? téa : no . you know what ? i do n't want to go on a farewell tour of llanview . i mean , can you imagine going to see viki or the vegas and dropping the bomb on them that i 'm dying of a brain tumor ? come on , now . that would n't be fair to them . todd : since when is any of this fair ? téa : i 'll write them letters when i get settled . okay ? now , are you done stalling ? todd : can you blame me ? téa : it 's one of the things i -- ha ha -- i love most about you . you never give up . todd : not until now . here i am giving up . téa : you 're not giving up . you 're letting me go . todd : i ca n't believe you 're doing this to us . téa : do you hate me for it ? todd : yeah . téa : good . todd : oh , good ? good how ? téa : you know , bringing her up by yourself is not gon na be an easy task . you realize that , right ? todd : yeah . of course i 'm gon na take care of her . téa : i know you will . and i wan na ask you something else , okay ? todd : oh , great . what else ? téa : another favor . todd : oh , perfect . téa : ha ha ha . [ todd sighs ] téa : i want you to take care of yourself . todd : oh . [ todd scoffs ] todd : do n't i always ? téa : no , you do n't always . less than a month ago , i was trying to get you out of jail , remember ? todd : that 's because you 're out of your mind . téa : ha ha ha ha . todd : kind of woman i 've always attracted . [ téa sniffles ] téa : i 'm serious . look , i 'm not saying i do n't love the bastard in you ... but it 's time for you to let him go and be the best version of yourself , todd . todd : what if the bastard version is the best version ? téa : we both know that 's not true . when i die ... look at me . look at me . i wan na know that you 're gon na be happy , too . todd : that 's emotional blackmail ! you know that ? how am i supposed to deny you that wish ? téa : you ca n't . todd : oh ... [ scene_break ] [ shredder humming ] [ cell phone buzzes ] [ turns off shredder ] [ scene_break ] john : rex . rex : yeah ? john : something wrong ? rex : why would something be wrong ? john : you stopped talking to look at a text , and you have n't looked up from your phone since . [ cell phone beeps ] john : what 's wrong ? rex : no -- nothing . uh , p.i . emergency . i got ta go . john : okay . uh , rex ? stay away from the thompson investigation . i have your word , right ? rex : scout 's honor . john : that 's `` live long and prosper . `` rex : oh . i never was a scout or a vulcan . uh , watch out for natalie for me ? [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] brody : wait a second . you 're keeping the baby ? natalie : yeah . i mean , i was n't going to at first . i got as far as the clinic , and then i changed my mind . brody : why ? natalie : because by the time this baby is born , john and i will have started our family . brody : but it might not even be john 's . you said so yourself . there 's as much a chance this baby 's mine . natalie : yes , there is a -- a chance that this baby is yours , but a very small chance , and as far as i 'm concerned , i 'm convinced this baby is john 's . brody : what if you 're wrong ? what happens when john and jessica find out ? [ scene_break ] viki : david , what is wrong with you ? of course it 's brody 's baby . who else 's would it be ? david : well , it 's a fair question . i mean , look who we 're talking about . jessica : excuse me ? david : i mean , one day you 're bess , another day you 're tess . then you 're a teenager . now you 're pregnant . who knows what your others have been up to ? i am saying this for your own protection . viki : okay , jessica , ignore him , darling , please . just ignore him . charlie : yeah , he 'll be living somewhere else soon . hopefully tonight . jessica : it 's okay . i 'm fine , really , because i have even more good news . and david can not ruin this because i know for a fact he does n't know what it is . david : what ? are you getting married ? jessica : i do n't believe it . david : i 'm a natural at this kind of thing . [ scene_break ] [ telephone ringing ] eli : yes ? bellboy : this is the front desk calling for mr. clarke . eli : this is elijah clarke . bellboy : you have a visitor downstairs . eli : all right . i suppose you can send them up . bellboy : the young lady prefers to be met in the lobby . eli : does the young lady have a name ? bellboy : she refuses to give it . eli : oh , is that so ? well , then i suppose it 's not the best idea to let her up . bellboy : she 's quite agitated , sir . eli : fine . i 'll be right down . [ eli hangs up telephone ] [ scene_break ] rex : nicely done . [ door closes ] [ door opens ] rex : kelly . kelly : rex . rex : where are you ? kelly : thank god you 're here . rex : what the hell are you doing under eli clarke 's bed ? kelly : researching bennett thompson . how much time do we have ? rex : a minute or 2 . maybe less . kelly : hold that . rex : okay . i had a bellhop tell him that there was a mysterious person downstairs waiting to see him . although as soon as he gets there and sees the only people there are the ones waiting for the annual meeting of the llanview society of decorators , he 's gon na come running back up . kelly : all right , take a look in that briefcase . see if you can find anything incriminating . rex : it 's locked . [ shredder whirring ] rex : why would there be something incriminating here ? what does eli clarke have to do with bennett thompson ? kelly : rex ... eli is bennett thompson . [ scene_break ] john : hey , hey . any word on natalie or brody ? murph : nothing yet . john : really ? murph : you want me to put in a call ? john : no , that 's all right . i 'm sure they 're just busy . murph : all right . brody : natalie , have you stopped to consider the consequences for everyone ? natalie : i have n't been able to think of anything else . do you think that i enjoy this ? do you think that i want to ruin things between you and jessica when you just finally got back together ? brody : no . of course not . natalie : it has taken years for john and me to get back to where we are now , and i do n't want to risk losing that , either . but it 's too late . brody : too late for what ? natalie : i already told john that i 'm pregnant . and now i 'm gon na tell jessica , too . [ scene_break ] viki : you 're marrying brody ! jessica : surprise ! again . brody proposed and i said yes . viki : oh , sweetheart ! i ca n't believe we missed everything . david : well , next time , consider taking a vacation a little closer to home . have you ever heard of the llantano hills outlet mall ? i would n't be caught dead there , but they sell lots of stuff made out of flannel for -- [ david clicks his tongue ] viki : well , if this is n't a cause for celebration , i do n't know what is . we 're going to have a celebration . jessica : i do n't want you to make a fuss . viki : of course we 're gon na make a fuss . where 's brody ? jessica : working . viki : oh . [ scene_break ] brody : so john already knows you 're pregnant ? natalie : yeah . and brody , he was so happy . i mean , you know , after he lost the baby with marty , he did n't think he was gon na have another shot at getting another kid , at least , not so soon . brody : but if it 's not his ... natalie : as far as i 'm concerned , this baby is john 's , no matter what , and the only reason i am telling you is so that when john and i go around telling everyone the news , you 're not blindsided . brody : what ? do n't i get a say in this ? natalie : why would you want one ? brody : because this is n't just about you and john , natalie . this involves me and jessica , too . natalie : it does n't have to . brody : it is one thing not to tell them that we slept together . we both thought we had lost the people we loved most . we took comfort in each other . if they found out about that one indiscretion , they 'd probably forgive us , but this ? i do n't think i can justify keeping this a secret . natalie : what are you saying ? brody : if you 're gon na keep this baby , i have to tell jessica i could be the father . [ door opens ] [ scene_break ] dani : is it time ? téa : soon . dani : where 's todd ? téa : he 's inside . i wanted some ... some time alone with you . i want to give you this necklace , okay ? dani : but that was your mom 's . téa : i was always just holding onto it for you . and you can give it to your daughter , okay ? dani : i do n't think i 'll ever have a daughter . téa : why not ? dani : because i ca n't imagine having a child without you being there to help me . téa : you wo n't need me . i mean , look at all the ways i 've screwed up as a mom . i totally let you down . dani : that 's actually how i 've been trying to look at it so that i wo n't be so ... but all i can think is ... everything that you did right and everything that i 've done wrong . i 've been so awful . téa : it 's your job to be awful . ha ha ha . if you were n't awful , there would be something seriously wrong with this mother - daughter relationship . dani : i 'd rather be screwed up than lose you . téa : too bad . because you are perfect . listen to me . you blossomed ... and you will continue to do so . dani : you think so ? téa : i know so . [ sniffles ] [ scene_break ] eli : renee , this is elijah clarke . i think you need to have a conversation with your staff . i just got a call from the front desk saying i had a visitor in the lobby . i went down to check . there was no visitor and no one at the front desk to help me . i have no name , i have no number . i expect better service for my money . thank you . [ eli sighs ] [ scene_break ] rex : well , that was close . kelly : no . close is hiding under a bed trying not to let the serial killer know you 're there . rex : okay , are you for real ? eli clarke is bennett thompson ? kelly : looks that way . rex : why 'd you take the paper from the shredder ? kelly : he destroyed a bunch of documents . now , if they are worth destroying , then they 're worth reconstructing . maybe there 'll be something we can use to have him arrested . rex : i hope you have a lot of glue . kelly : i just wish we knew what he had in that locked briefcase . [ scene_break ] [ eli unlocks briefcase ] eli 's voice : just fill in blair 's name right here . téa 's voice : okay . eli 's voice : blair ... cramer . you know what ? this -- this pen 's almost out of ink . let me get you another one . eli 's voice : okay . this one works . i just need you to fill in your name here and sign right there . téa 's voice : okay . eli 's voice : that 's it . téa 's voice : thanks for making this so easy . [ shredder whirring ] [ scene_break ] [ vehicle approaching ] téa : my ride 's here . todd : what are you talking about ? i thought we were taking you to the airport . téa : who said i was taking a plane ? todd : you did . téa : no , i did n't . stop trying to trap me . i do n't want you guys following me , okay ? i wan na say our good - byes here . todd : you know , i 'm really sick of marrying you for only 24 hours . téa : huh ! really ? it 's one of my favorite pastimes . todd : i love you . téa : i love you , too . todd : i 'm sorry that i did n't give you that fairytale ending you wanted . téa : you 'll give it to daniella , okay ? that 's what matters . dani : no , i 'm sorry . i thought i could do this but i ca n't , mom . please stay . please stay . please ? téa : i 'll be right here . okay ? estare en tu corazon . siempre . you guys -- you guys be good to each other , okay ? oh , wait . ha ha . ha . hold out your hands . hold out your hands . [ coins jingling ] [ téa chuckles ] téa : whenever you see a fountain ... i want you to make a wish for me , okay ? [ scene_break ] david : well , i 'm all for celebrating . viki , where do you keep your secret stash of champagne ? viki : no , there 's only one stash of champagne . david : oh . well , you may be out . well , certainly you 've got some spirits squirreled away around here somewhere . there 's got ta be something the 4 of us can drink , right ? jessica : i ca n't drink . david : why not ? jessica : i 'm pregnant . david : viki ? viki : heart transplant . david : charlie ? charlie : alcoholic . david : where 's that redhead when you need her ? jessica : david , how can you even think about drinking with your hangover ? david : maybe you 've heard of a little something called the tail of the dog . or hair of the dog . tail of the dog ? i never know the difference . you know who would know ? tess . can you access her for a second ? oh , no matter . more booze for me . oh , when i get back , we should probably start talking about baby 's names . i was thinking lynette or lyle lovett . charlie : i think i 'm gon na whip him up a little prairie oyster . extra hot . viki : darling , i am so , so sorry about david . i promise you , i will never let him upstage you like that again . jessica : why do n't you stick to the promises you know you can keep , okay ? viki : okay . well , in that case , i promise you i 'm the happiest person on this earth . well , after brody and you . jessica : oh , he flipped out when i told him , naturally , but i 'm just so relieved that everything worked out the right way . viki : the right way ? what do you mean ? [ scene_break ] natalie : brody , brody , you -- you ca n't do this . you ca n't tell jessica that you might be the father of my baby . brody : how can i keep something like this from her ? natalie : because you do n't want to hurt jessica or john . look , okay , i know that there is a slight chance that you could be the father of this baby , but in my heart , i know it 's john 's . brody : and in my heart , i ca n't keep a secret from the woman i love . natalie : you already are , okay ? if we just keep our mouths shut , everything will be fine . brody : natalie , are you listening to yourself ? we ca n't . natalie : just think for one second , brody . you are this close , this close to having the one thing that you have always wanted in your life -- a family . why would you risk everything to lose that when you 're this close ? brody , please . do n't do this . do n't -- do n't say anything to anybody about my baby .
todd and dani spend time with tea before she goes to hospice . tea tells them that she named blair in her will as dani 's guardian in the event that anything should happen to todd . john warns kelly and rex to drop the bennett thompson case . eli returns to his room at the palace while kelly is in there snooping . he shreds evidence of his police record while she is hiding under the bed . she texts rex and he pays a bellhop to call eli down to the lobby . she puts the shredded documents in her purse to reconstruct later . eli shreds tea 's will and replaces it with a false document .
starr : did we really spend the entire night together ? no interruptions , no phone calls ? james : i know . it 's got ta be a dream . starr : oh , it was dreamy . james : yeah ? [ scene_break ] vimal : after a massage like that , there 's only one thing to do . hurry home and do just like mother asks . rama : what ? vimal : move heaven and earth to give her a grandchild . rama : vimal . all right , we can do that . we can hurry home , ok ? but right after i speak to cristian alone . vimal : no , rama . i absolutely forbid it . [ scene_break ] natalie : rex . rex : not now . i still have three more security tapes to go through . natalie : security tapes ? of the foyer ? rex : the whole house . natalie : is this because ... echo told me that you think that you 've been seeing gigi . rex : no , i do n't think i saw her . i know i saw her . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] john : come on in . tomás delgado . what can i do for you ? tomás : i 'm requesting your help , mcbain . john : you 're coming to me for help ? tomás : i promised blair i 'd get to the bottom of this -- the two todd mannings . [ scene_break ] blair : ha ! new todd : hey . blair : my last paper boy was a lot younger and cuter . new todd : nice to see you , too , blair . blair : what is this ? new todd : it 's a few extra copies of the paper of record . [ scene_break ] jessica : you know , i never went to journalism school , but `` i am todd manning `` ? it 's not exactly news . old todd : libel 's always news . jessica : you -- oh , my god , you 're ... [ scene_break ] blair : why are you doing this ? the dna test is gon na prove who the real todd manning is . new todd : i do n't care about dna tests . they 're rigged . i 'm not gon na let this guy try to brainwash my family or anyone else in this town . it 's gon na end today , and you 're gon na help me . [ scene_break ] starr : why have n't we done this before ? james : you 're kidding , right ? starr : of course i 'm kidding . it just feels so right , probably because we waited . james : or because we 're perfect together . starr : well , that , too . gosh , i 'm just so glad that it finally came . if i had to wait one more day -- james : oh , well , i would have waited for you as long as it took . starr : that 's why i 'm here . i 've got ta go . james : oh , do you have to ? starr : i need to pick up hope -- not because she misses me . she has a million people in her life , but i need her . james : yeah ? starr : my family is freaking out about whether my dad really is my dad . james : do n't the dna results come out today ? starr : no matter how it turns out , it 's still gon na be a mess . i 'm dreading it . james : i could come with you , unless you think i might set off your dad . wait . wait . if he is your dad . wow , wow . that 's a nightmare . two todd mannings and they 're both ready to tear me apart ? great . starr : actually , you know what , that might be the one positive thing out of this . my dad wo n't have time to worry about our relationship . [ scene_break ] new todd : one for starr , one for dorian , one for tomás , who i should have blown away weeks ago . blair : oh , now , that 's the todd i just love to hear . new todd : sounds like me , does n't it ? blair : mmm . new todd : take the rest to capricorn . blair : this is your idea of me helping you ? want me to pass out newspapers ? new todd : you know , you can also ... blair : what ? new todd : bat those eyelashes and walk that walk and ... whatever it takes to convince people that i 'm todd manning . blair : i doubt very much if dorian and starr will be very impressed with my walk , my lashes , but you know what , todd i will do my best for you . new todd : would you ? blair : yes . new todd : would you do whatever it takes ? 'cause i 'm not gon na lose my family . [ scene_break ] jessica : mom told me that there was someone running around that looked like you -- looked like how uncle todd used to look , but she really undersold it . i mean , she 's been tiptoeing around me . not that i blame her , but ... you look exactly , i mean , like him . who are you ? old todd : sit down . i 'll tell you all about it . [ scene_break ] tomás : blair ca n't move forward until she knows the truth . john : and you want to move forward with her . tomás : yeah . got a problem with that ? john : up until now , you 've been the problem , delgado . lying about your involvement with manning . tomás : i would think a cop like you would understand , given my ties to the agency . john : it could take a while to unravel all this . tomás : what about the dna test ? results are in today , right ? john : the results could be inconclusive . tomás : so you think you 're gon na prove that these two guys share the same dna ? [ scene_break ] rama : vimal , you can not forbid me to talk to anybody ! this is a free country , ok ? besides , baby , you do n't need to worry . i 've made my choice , and it 's you . vimal : yeah , but cristian vega is a temptation . you said so yourself . rama : vimmy , you do n't trust me ? vimal : of course , i trust you , my lotus flower , but i also know you . rama : vimmy , i 've turned over a new leaf . this is a new me . come on . listen , why do n't you go speak to officer lovett while i talk to cristian . maybe he can give you a few workout tips . huh ? go . hi . [ scene_break ] cristian : hi . is this ok ? can you talk ? rama : yeah , it 's fine . vimal is really appreciative of all your efforts on our behalf . cristian : so , tell me , how is that fake belly we rigged ? did vimal 's parents believe you 're pregnant ? rama : it was fantastic ! it burst at the movie premiere , and the water went everywhere ! cristian : and that 's a good thing ? [ exhaling loudly ] [ scene_break ] vimal : officer ? brody : is there a problem ? vimal : no , no . not a problem . i would n't call it a problem . only i thought you should know ... brody : know what ? what 's this about ? vimal : it 's about your son or , rather , john mcbain 's son . [ scene_break ] rex : i got ta figure out where gigi 's hiding . natalie : gigi ? rex : yes . who else ? anyway , i installed cameras all over the house . they 're recording 24/7 . i got ta figure out where she 's hiding , where she goes when she leaves here . natalie : because you have cameras outside ? rex : the whole property . natalie : and these tapes -- rex : yeah , look , i got ta go through them every day , so if you do n't mind ... natalie : so you have n't seen gigi yet . rex : she does n't want me to catch her . i do n't know why . but i will . i 'm gon na catch her . what the hell are you doing ? rex : hey ! natalie : rex , you are my brother and i love you . and i know that letting go of gigi was the hardest thing you 've ever had to do , but you did it . you let her go . and the doctors gave her heart to dad and we said good - bye and we buried her . she 's gone . and i 'm not gon na let you fool yourself into thinking that she is still here . rex : what did echo say to you ? natalie : she 's worried about you , and so am i . rex : look , i know this sounds crazy , ok ? but it happened . i was n't drinking . i was n't hallucinating . i was n't asleep . i was wide awake , and i saw gigi . natalie : here ? you saw gigi alive ? rex : yes . and she needs me . she 's upset . she was trying to tell me something , and then when i talked to her , she just took off . natalie : ok . i 'm just wondering why . rex , gigi loves you . why would she run away from you ? rex : that 's what echo said . natalie : do n't you think it 's a pretty good question ? rex : hell , yes ! yes , that 's why i have to find her and talk to her . she 's in trouble . i know it . natalie : ok , ok . rex : who you calling ? natalie : the only person i know that can help with this kind of thing . [ scene_break ] brody : what are you talking about ? what about my son ? vimal : i know that i promised you that i would n't tell anybody that you 're not actually the boy 's father , and i wo n't . but i have n't been entirely honest with you , and i do n't want you to be surprised . brody : what the hell are you talking about ? vimal : there is someone else who knows . [ scene_break ] new todd : i really need your support , ok ? starr ! blair : she 's not here , todd . new todd : where is she ? blair : she went out . she gets up early . you know that , so ... new todd : uh - huh . it 's just as well . you should probably talk to her before i do . how the hell did she let herself get sucked in by this guy ? at least jack 's on my side . blair : todd , this is n't about taking sides . this is confusing , especially for the kids . just wait until the dna tests come back . i 'm sure everything 's gon na be ok . new todd : none of this is ok . you really should n't need something out of a test tube . this is about loyalty . you should be able to look in my eyes and know who i am . at least starr should know . [ scene_break ] james : starr , do you really think that this new guy could be your dad ? i know he passed that quiz that you gave him , but i thought you said he could have found that information anywhere . starr : you 're right . that information is out there , but james ... i do n't know . the way that he answered , he did n't even have to think about it . he just knew , like he had been there . james : maybe he 's a really good actor . starr : maybe . but ... when i told him about hope ... his reaction to the fact that he might have a grandchild , it was total shock . and when i told him i was 16 when i got pregnant , he was really upset by that . and i showed him a picture of hope , and the way that he looked at her ... and i know that it sounds crazy , but ... i remember that look from when i was little ; that look of total love . i just do n't think he could have faked that . [ scene_break ] old todd : i do n't know where i was . i was drugged . i had restraints . jessica : for eight years ? why ? what 's the point ? old todd : they wanted information . jessica : what kind of information ? old todd : i 'm not sure . i wish i 'd known . it would have made my stay there a lot easier , right ? and i realized that they were gon na kill me , and i escaped . i stowed away on a plane that ... brought me here ... where someone had stolen my life and my family and apparently my newspaper . you want some coffee ? jessica : no . so , you -- old todd : i called john mcbain , that 's what i did . jessica : you know john mcbain ? [ scene_break ] t.m : somebody pointed me in his direction . he took dna samples from me and the imposter , who is using my money and my newspaper to sway public opinion . jessica : ok , so , what happened with the dna ? old todd : oddly enough , this is where it gets weird . i thought the dna test would vindicate me . jessica : so you do n't have todd manning 's dna ? old todd : no . my dna matches the sample that they have on file , and so does his . [ scene_break ] john : the only way we 're gon na get the truth about these two guys , these two mannings , is to get to baker . tomás : baker would know . john : which is why i put a tail on him . tomás : remind me to change my opinion of you , mcbain . [ scene_break ] natalie : done . rex : she just happens to be in the neighborhood ? natalie : pretty good thing , right ? rex : you set this up . natalie : no , i did n't , but i think it could help . rex : how ? natalie : she helped me when liam was missing . anyway -- [ doorbell rings ] natalie : ca n't hurt , right ? rex : i do n't know . natty , this is -- natalie : listen ! just give it a try . keep an open mind , ok ? delphina ! thank you for coming . i 'm so glad that you were free . delphina : i was wondering when you were going to get around to calling me . natalie : you were ? delphina : mm - hmm . yeah , that 's what i think . this business between you and your son ? not really sorting out yet , is it ? [ scene_break ] rama : the water balloon exploded , forcing me to tell the truth that i was never pregnant . and then vimal confessed to everybody that he had been to prison . his poor parents . it was a lot for them to take in in one day . but then vimal forgave me , and now we 're back together happier than ever . cristian : that 's good . i 'm glad it was a happy ending . rama : listen , i 'm really sorry . i hope you can forgive me for trifling with your emotions . vimal and i -- it was an arranged marriage . and i was never really sure if he was the right one , the perfect match . but now i know he really loves me , truly understands me , and i think i want to be with him for the rest of my life , and it 's all because of you , because you taught me there could be no love without honesty . [ scene_break ] brody : who else knows about liam ? vimal : he knows . brody : you told todd manning ? vimal : no . he told me . brody : what are you -- vimal : i never told you that marty saybrooke changed those paternity tests , because i did n't realize it was her until a drunken todd manning told me the truth . [ scene_break ] natalie : we got everything sorted out . liam and his father and i are all back together . so no worries . delphina : not according to my sources . ah ! if that is another reality series , i 'm gon na sell my tv . rex : it 's surveillance tapes . i told you this was a waste of time . natalie : give it a chance . for me . delphina : so this is about gigi . natalie : i did n't say anything ! delphina : you did n't have to . it 's all over the papers . rex : phh ! some psychic . delphina : did n't hear you complain when i got you back from 1968 . rex : how do you know about that ? that was a dream . delphina : ha ha ! you keep telling yourself that , soldier boy . and you ! you stay out of this . rex : who 's she talking to ? delphina : some old grouch texan . keeps calling me a she - devil . giddy - up on out of here , partner . there 's a new sheriff in town . natalie : delphina , we 'd just really appreciate your help , 'cause my brother here thinks he 's been seeing gigi . rex : do not make it sound like i 'm crazy . ok ? i saw her . she 's here , and she was real . delphina : much less crazy . natalie : anyway , um ... gigi 's heart was transplanted to another person , and we buried her . so it 's safe to say she 's no longer with us . it 's just that maybe you could help rex talk to her and make him feel better . rex : i do n't want to feel better . i just want to know why i saw gigi . delphina : that 's why i 'm here . so we doing business or what ? [ scene_break ] tomás : my last official contact with baker was when i delivered todd . baker loaded him into an unmarked van and took off . i have no idea where they were headed . [ phone rings ] john : excuse me . mcbain . you still got him ? all right , where is this place ? [ clicks pen ] john : yeah . no . no , i got it . no . continue surveillance , all right ? wait my go . i 'll get back to you . my guys followed baker to louisiana . tomás : louisiana ? john : yeah , some kind of military installation , pretty heavily guarded . you know , i think i 'm gon na go down there . tomás : you gon na bring in the feds ? john : it was a federal warrant that sprung baker in the first place . tomás : what about bo ? john : bo 's the man . but we got ta do this one off the book . i do n't care what they do to me , but i do n't want to put him in a bad position . tomás : so john mcbain is going rogue . john : you know , it 's a kooky little town , but i like it . what kind of message do i send if i do n't go down there ? that you can just come into this town and start shooting people up and we 're not gon na do anything about it ? tomás : you 'll get no argument from me . john : good . you 're coming with me . [ scene_break ] old todd : it 's nice to see you . you have two kids , huh ? i 'm a grand uncle . ha ha ! that 's great . i 'm happy for you . i 'm glad you 're doing well . i always liked you . you were kind of my favorite . jessica : well , next to natalie . no one ever accused todd manning of being stupid . old todd : you still writing ? jessica : actually , i work at the `` sun . `` old todd : you work at the `` sun `` ? you work for him ? you work for him at my newspaper ? jessica : how was i supposed to know that he -- all i knew was that he was todd manning . he very well still could be todd manning . this could just be some scam that you dreamed up -- old todd : it 's not a scam . jessica , look at me . i 'm me . you know , you 've always been important to me . if i did n't have you in my life , if i had n't saved you from that accident , i 'd probably still be in statesville . and you know who i am . i saw you when you walked in here . you did n't even know what to say . jessica : i 'm not denying that you look like him . old todd : now , why would you fall for his act for eight years ? you never had a doubt ? there was n't a moment when you did n't say to yourself that this moron might not be me ? [ scene_break ] blair : i can try to convince starr that you 're todd manning , but who 's gon na convince me ? new todd : do n't give me that crap . you know who i am better than anyone . ok , what do i have to do to convince you ? blair : this . [ scene_break ] james : are you hungry ? starr : i 'm starving , but starving means that i would have to get out of bed , and i do n't want to move . james : good , 'cause i do n't either . so , starr , this guy . starr : yes . james : this guy who is saying that he 's your dad . when you went to the jail and you guys had this moment , did you feel like he was your dad ? starr : in that moment ? yeah . i did . but i 've had moments like that with my ... dad -- i do n't even know what to call him . my other dad ? my real dad ? i just hope that this dna thing settles it once and for all . i 'm so sick of it . james : what if it does n't ? starr , what if it says that they still match ? starr : i have no idea . james : i 'm sorry . starr : i know . james : i made you all tense again , did n't i ? starr : i just wish that i could turn off my brain like a light switch . james : yeah . yeah ? i think i might be able to help with that . [ scene_break ] new todd : what the hell was that , blair ? you know i 'm a married man . blair : i know that . new todd : happily married . love my wife . blair : i know that . it was a test , ok ? new todd : of what ? blair : of my memory . your double , or whoever he was , when he kissed me before , i felt something -- something that i have n't felt in years . new todd : like you had to brush your teeth ? what ? ok , do n't keep me in suspense about it . what did you feel ? blair : i just -- it 's something that i felt before , like ... the way i used to feel when the love of my life used to kiss me . new todd : how did i do ? [ scene_break ] vimal : in the spirit of full disclosure that rama and i have promised to uphold in our new marriage , i felt it only right to tell you the truth . brody : thanks a lot . vimal : but i would n't worry about it . brody : no ? todd manning knows liam is john mcbain 's son , and i should n't worry ? vimal : todd manning hates john mcbain . he does n't want him to know he has a son . brody : he does n't ? vimal : no , that would make him happy . and todd manning would do anything it takes to prevent that . [ scene_break ] natalie : yes , we are definitely doing this -- rex : natalie ! natalie : rex ! listen , all i can tell you is delphina was a godsend when liam was missing , even though she 's a little hazy on the results . delphina : yeah . what are you gon na do ? look , i know . there are none so blind -- rex : stop talking to the ceiling ! delphina : i 'm having a conversation with my peeps . do you mind ? natalie : you 're worried about gigi , right ? what if this has something to do with something else ? what if gigi 's trying to send you a message about shane ? at least delphina can get you some answers . rex : fine . we are only doing this if you two accept the fact that i saw her , that she 's real . delphina : the mind is very powerful . rex : she 's not in my mind . i saw her , and she 's scared . delphina : ok , buddy boy . you 're on . take me to where you 've seen her . [ scene_break ] tomás : i 'm not a cop , john . john : no , but you 're ex - da . that 's what you keep telling me , right ? you used to work for baker , right ? you know how he operates . tomás : yeah . these guys operate outside the box . they do n't answer to anyone . getting into this place in the bayou is not gon na be easy . john : i thought you wanted answers . thought you wanted to move on with blair . tomás : i 'm in . john : good . there 's one thing i need from you first . [ scene_break ] jessica : when todd came back with this new face and crazy story , i wanted to believe that he was y -- i wanted to believe that he was my uncle . so i did believe him , only i -- old todd : only you what ? jessica : only i had d.i.d . like mom . old todd : really ? jessica : no one told you ? old todd : no . no one bothered to share anything with me when i was detained . jessica : i fragmented , and one of my alters came out . tess . old todd : ha ha ha ! jessica : this is n't really funny . old todd : oh , come on ! tess ? it 's a little funny . jessica : ok . well , my husband -- old todd : viki / niki , jess / tess . jessica : my husband had just died . old todd : sorry . jessica : so , tess locked natalie in the basement . old todd : oh , come on . jessica : do you want to hear this story or not ? old todd : you 're right . i do . i do . i really , really do . [ t.m . snickers ] jessica : great . fine . so , uncle todd -- his behavior -- he found out that tess was out and she had locked natalie in a basement . i should have realized when i was reintegrated that his behavior was a little off . old todd : why ? what did he do ? jessica : it 's what he did n't do . he did n't tell mom . he kept my secret . old todd : he did n't tell viki that her daughter was sick and that her other daughter was locked in a basement ? jessica : no . old todd : there you go . jessica , i would have taken better care of you . jessica : in his defense , tess was blackmailing him . she knew that he was hiding marty saybrooke in his house and marty had no idea the man that she was having an affair with was ... todd manning . old todd : nobody questioned that ? ! nobody questioned that or his story or his face ? you guys let him get away with ... i ca n't see my kids ! my company 's in chaos ! i 'm sleeping on my sister 's oversized blue couch ! jessica : i 'm so sorry . it 's new ! ahhh - ahh - ahh ! [ scene_break ] rama : i 'm gon na let you get back to your workout . after all , you ca n't neglect llanview 's best arms . you know what , cristian , you have llanview 's best heart , too . you 're the kindest , you 're the most wonderful man . and i really hope you can find somebody to marry so you can be as happy as vimal and me . cristian : how come married people always want everyone else to be married , too ? what is it , misery loves company ? [ scene_break ] brody : just because manning hates mcbain and he 's enjoying this little game right now does n't mean he 's not gon na tell him someday . manning is totally unpredictable . vimal : i know exactly what you mean . every day when i walk into work , i have no idea what to expect . it 's like there 's two todd mannings . [ scene_break ] blair : that kiss , our kiss , it felt familiar . new todd : see , there you go . i 'm todd manning . that kiss proves it . blair : no , it does n't prove anything . just because it felt familiar did n't mean anything . new todd : now i know why i divorced you . blair : no , i divorced you , which is my point . because we were married , of course that kiss is gon na feel familiar , right ? new todd : you could n't have considered that before you kissed me ? blair : i thought it was a good idea at the time . new todd : so did this . blair : where are you going ? new todd : i knew it was a bad idea to ask for your support . but do me a favor . just give one to starr , will you ? gon na work on viki . [ scene_break ] blair : todd . old todd : what do you have to be sorry for ? jessica : after i was reintegrated , i had a chance to think about things . it did occur to me that todd 's behavior was a little off . i know that todd normally looks after himself , but he does love me , and i know that he would have found some way to help me or at least tell my mom . i did think about it . i just had a major relapse , and i did n't trust myself . i did n't trust my instincts . old todd : nobody 's blaming you . so you locked natalie in a basement , huh ? jessica : maybe tess was on to something . old todd : how are things with you and her now ? jessica : ha ha ! pretty much at an all - time low . she slept with my fiancée , had a baby with him , and is now living with him . old todd : you want me to go talk to her for you ? jessica : no . no . it 's ok . not that i do n't appreciate your support , but i 'm supposed to see her today . our father is getting sentenced and is probably going to spend the rest of his life in prison . old todd : clint ? i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . jessica : it 's ok . old todd : i meant what i said . if you want me to go talk to her -- jessica : no , it 's ok . you take care of your own twin . let me look after mine . [ scene_break ] rex : this is where i saw her , but as soon as i said something , she took off . delphina : uh - huh . what do you guys think ? right . do you have something of gigi 's ? rex : yeah . i have her wedding rings . delphina : uh - huh . [ scene_break ] rama : marriage is not miserable , not if it 's with the right person . cristian : and if she 's taken ? rama : then she was not the right one . ok ? [ scene_break ] vimal : i would n't worry about it . todd manning may never tell john mcbain the truth . and take it from me , worrying is bad for your blood pressure . [ scene_break ] john : what happened with marty saybrooke ? tomás : she left town . john : yeah , i know she left town . where did she go ? how did she get away ? look , man , if we 're gon na be working together , i have to know i can trust you . tomás : cup of coffee ? john : help yourself . it 's not very good . tomás : marty found a disk . it proved that todd and i were involved with baker . we 're sure she did n't know what was on it . what she knew was enough to expose us . so i contacted a friend . he was able to negotiate a deal . he was able to get her out of the country , but i have no idea where she was taken . john : oh , there 's more to this . tomás : i 'm sure there is , but i did n't ask . i just wanted her gone . john : fine . let 's get started . what are we gon na need ? tomás : we need at least one other guy , someone with special training . any of your guys have military experience ? special ops maybe ? john : one of our guys used to be a navy seal . tomás : perfect . can you trust him ? [ scene_break ] brody : all right , manning . enough is enough . [ ring ] brody : yeah , john . john : brody , get down to the station . i need to talk to you . [ scene_break ] delphina : whoo ! rex : what is it ? delphina : it 's drafty . you need to fix that window . all right , we have to summon her . somebody move those flowers . here we go . thank you . [ inhales and exhales deeply ] gigi . gigi , we 're calling you . why ca n't you rest ? gigi , why are you here ? [ scene_break ] rama : you need to go and find somebody to wrap those best arms around . vimal : as long as it 's not my wife , pal . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , i just hope this whole mess gets sorted out and soon . old todd : me too . jessica : yeah . i should go . old todd : you gon na go work at my newspaper ? jessica : no , i took a leave . i 'm gon na spend some time with my children . old todd : lucky you . sounds great . wish i could do that . i wish i could just prove they were mine . [ scene_break ] starr : well ! was it worth the wait ? james : do you have to ask ? starr : ha ha ! james : listen , i want you to know that you can come by here anytime you want . starr : oh ! james : oh , no , not like that . of course , i would n't mind that at all . i mean , you 've got ta know that you have a refuge here , you know , from your dad -- or your dads -- and all that craziness with your family . and you can even bring hope , even though she hates my guts . starr : she does not hate you , james . when she sees how happy we are together and how much we love each other , then she 'll be fine . i 've got ta go . but i do n't want ... ok , i got ta go . james : ohh ... do you have to ? starr : mmm , no . [ scene_break ] blair : whew ! [ scene_break ] john : hey , close the door . tomás is helping us with something . he 's got special knowledge of what we 're about to do . brody : this is a swamp in louisiana . tomás : with a high - tech military installation . john : we 're gon na raid this place . brody : the three of us ? john : yeah . let 's finish this . one manning 's enough . brody : you think baker knows which one is real ? john : and he 's holed up right here . [ scene_break ] new todd : viki ? vik ? we 've got ta talk about this stray dog you 've taken in . viki ! [ scene_break ] delphina : gigi morasco . come on , girl . rex is here . he wants to talk to you . he needs you . he wants to help you . [ wind blowing ] delphina : someone 's here . rex : is it gigi ?
john contacts tomas and tells him he needs his help in uncovering the mystery regarding baker , his secret and why there appear to be two men with todd 's dna . they are able to find out that baker has gone to the louisiana swamps . and john enlists brody 's navy seal training to assist them on their mission . everybody is questioning whether original todd is an imposter or if the todd they 've known for 8 years has stolen todd 's identity . rex tells natalie he believes gigi is alive and lost somewhere although they both know that gigi has passed away and her heart has been given to clint . so they contact madame delphina to contact gigi in the afterlife .
kelly : well , thank you , nigel , for helping me bring those in . asa : thank you for coming , kelly . kelly : well , you said come right away . where 's kevin ? asa : at the banner . kelly : still ? asa : why are you surprised ? he always works late . kelly : yeah . yeah , i guess you 're right . asa : but you 're worried . kelly : about what ? asa : that he 's fooling around with your cousin blair . [ scene_break ] walker : you want to know who i am ? kevin : yeah , i want to know . you 're certainly not who you claim to be . walker : and who 's that ? kevin : a reporter , loner , mitch laurence 's brother who saved him , then turned on him , sided with everybody else against him . apparently , a real swell guy . walker : hmm . well , if i 'm not that guy , who am i ? kevin : that 's what i 'm trying to find out . walker : hmm . well , let me clue you in . i 'm the one who actually cares about blair , not just trying to get a little action on the side . kevin : and you 've known her for , what , five minutes ? walker : i 've known her long enough . kevin : well , i know there 's something going on here , so you can either tell me or i 'll find out myself . do n't think i wo n't . walker : knock yourself out . kevin : yeah . walker : i got to shower . i do n't want to be late for my date with -- what 's her -- blair . [ scene_break ] man : hey , can i buy you a drink ? blair : oh , no , thanks . i 'm waiting for someone . man : a date ? blair : it 's more like a friend . man : hmm . you always dress like that for your friends ? [ scene_break ] bo : hey . nora : hi . thank you for meeting me here tonight . bo : you said it was important . so is everything all right ? nora : yeah , yeah . no sling . see ? as a matter of fact , i 'll be bench - pressing in no time , the doctor said . bo : what about matthew ? nora : he 's ok . he 's ok . but that 's actually why i called you . i think it 's time , bo . bo : it 's time ? nora : i think it 's time we told matthew that you 're his father . [ scene_break ] rex : so thanks for keeping me company tonight . lindsay : oh , you 're welcome . i 'm really sorry about having to cancel lunch today . it 's just that when my son calls -- rex : it 's no problem , really . i 'm just glad that i can be with somebody who understands what i 'm going through . lindsay : i 'm sorry . rex : it 's not your fault . [ phone rings ] rex : it 's the club . i need to take it . lindsay : it 's ok , really . you know what , i 'll get a table . how about that ? rex : ok . lindsay : ok . [ ring ] rex : talk to me . no , i ca n't come in right now . you 're the assistant manager . you handle it . all right , all right , fine , i 'll cancel dinner . just give me a few minutes to let the lady down . renee : hello , lindsay . lindsay : oh , hi . renee : um , table for one ? lindsay : two , actually . i 'm waiting for someone . woman : forget it . i 'm not eating here . renee : i 'm sorry , is there a problem ? woman : do n't you recognize her ? she 's the one that murdered her ex - husband . [ scene_break ] jessica : i wish this had n't happened . if i had n't have been here when keri came by with jamie , then -- antonio : no . no , jessica , you and i did n't do anything wrong . jessica : but you should be with your little girl . antonio : i 'm not letting her get away with this . [ scene_break ] keri : thank you so much for meeting me , evangeline . i really need your help . evangeline : tell me what i can do . keri : get me sole custody of my daughter . evangeline : that should n't be a problem . keri : that 's not all . i want you to make sure that antonio never sees her again . [ scene_break ] [ tv plays ] walker : hey . starr , what are you doing here ? starr : trying to find something good on tv . walker : your tv on the fritz ? [ tv turns off ] starr : no , i came here to see you . hedy brought me . walker : and you just let yourself in ? starr : i still have the key from when we lived here with dad . where is he , anyway ? walker : i 'm -- i 'm not sure . starr : can you at least tell him to call me ? walker : i 'll try . meantime , let 's get hedy on the phone , see if she can come pick you up . starr : wait ! for what ? walker : well , i 'm late for dinner with your mom . starr : really ? that 's great ! walker : you think so ? starr : yeah , i mean , you could tell her about my dad being alive . walker : would she want to know ? starr : for sure . she misses him , even if she wo n't say so . walker : he misses her , too . starr : that 's why he sent you , is n't it ? because he misses all of us and he wants to be with us . walker : maybe i should tell her . blair : oh , great , a voicemail . hey , walker , you 're late . why 'd you pick rodi 's , anyway ? you know this is the low end of the food chain . [ scene_break ] keri : so i go over there to drop jamie off with antonio , and there 's jessica buchanan coming out of the shower . evangeline : did antonio know you were coming over ? keri : we talked about it . ok , i was a little early , but i thought the three of us could spend a little extra time together . evangeline : and now you want to get back at him ? keri : i just do n't think it 's a -- a good environment for my daughter . evangeline : that 's not grounds to take a baby away from her father . keri : why should he have any rights ? he 's not the father of record . evangeline : he 's not listed on the birth certificate ? keri : we were never even married . he did n't even realize that she was his daughter till very recently . evangeline : then you 've got a good shot at sole custody , but it could still mean visitation rights for antonio . [ keri sighs ] keri : what if he were abusive to her ? evangeline : is he ? keri : he could be . he 's got a very violent temper . ask anyone down at the police department , they 'll tell you he 's been suspended several times . ben davidson is in a coma because of it . evangeline : yeah , i know that case , but it was ruled an accident . keri : but it would n't have happened at all if antonio had n't completely lost control after we broke up . and you should 've seen him today when i would n't let jamie stay with him . he really scared me . evangeline : so you 've decided to play hardball . keri : antonio 's given me no other choice . [ scene_break ] antonio : ugh ! keri 's not even with the baby . that was the babysitter . she left the baby with her . jessica : maybe she just went out for a minute . antonio : yeah ? well , i 'm going to find out . jessica : antonio , do n't , do n't , do n't . antonio : i am not letting her keep my daughter from me . jessica : yeah , but it 's not going to help if you go over there and make a scene . listen , ok ? we can contact a lawyer -- my mom knows plenty of good ones -- and then we 'll make an appointment , ok ? antonio : maybe you 're right . jessica : let the lawyers do the fighting , ok ? antonio : maybe you 're right . i will . i will . i 've got rights . i 'm her father , damn it . [ scene_break ] woman : what kind of place is this ? why would you let psychos like her in ? rex : renee . your best table for mrs. rappaport . renee : right this way . [ scene_break ] bo : nora ? nora : yes ? bo : are you sure you 're ready to tell matthew ? nora : i think the point is , bo , matthew 's ready . bo : but he 's still not past sam being gone . nora : no , he 's not , and he never will be . but he 's gotten pretty close to you . bo : close enough to accept me as his dad ? nora : you know , the longer we wait , it 's like lying to him . bo : yeah . he asked me if he could call me uncle bo . and i said , no , not -- why do n't we just wait for that . you know , i hope it did n't hurt him . nora : no , it did n't hurt him . it confused him and it disappointed him . he just wants to get closer to you , and he needs to . and i need him to . because when i was in the hospital , he was scared to death that i was going to die and that he would be left without any parent at all . that 's when i realized that i just wanted to tell him everything right there on the spot . bo , i do n't want him to feel that way . i want him to know that no matter what happens to me that he has a daddy who knows him , who loves him , and will take care of him for the rest of his life . bo : when do you want to tell him ? nora : tonight . bo : tonight ? nora : well -- bo : all right , no , i – i 'd like to talk to gabrielle about it first , ok , just so she does n't get the wrong idea . nora : wrong idea about what ? bo : you and me . nora : oh , come on , please . she 's not still bothered about that , is she ? bo : well , no , i did n't think she was , but , you know , then she got mixed up with troy . nora : she did n't -- that was one kiss that troy initiated , and that 's it , bo . bo : i know that . nora : are you jealous ? bo : no , she 's beautiful , all right ? nora : yeah ? bo : i see other guys checking her out when we walk by . nora : `` when we -- `` that means that you 're the guy that she 's with . bo : yeah , and i 'm damn lucky , and i just wish that gabrielle would believe that . nora : oh . what are you going to do about it ? bo : what do you think ? nora : bo , it 's gorgeous . bo : i 've had that for a while . nora : well , when are you going to give it to her ? bo : to tell you the truth , i do n't know . [ scene_break ] rex : you know , renee used to have my picture up here with a line drawn through it . no lie . lindsay : really ? you mean , like the -- well , i guess i did you a favor then . rex : well , she could n't have seated you without me , right ? lindsay : i 'm happy i could help you . rex : do you mind if i make a quick call ? lindsay : no , go ahead . rex : hey , it 's me . listen , i 'm not coming in for a while . i know . i 'll handle it when i get there . lindsay : listen , i do n't want to keep you from your work , seriously . rex : i 'd rather be here . renee : oh , gabrielle , al called . he 's not going to be able to join you this evening . gabrielle : oh , what a pity . my cell phone must be turned off . i just noticed that bo is here with nora . renee : oh , yes . well , no problem . i can make another place at the table . gabrielle : oh , no , that 's not what i mean . i 'm -- i 'm sure they 're working , so i 'll just go and say a quick hello . thank you , though . hello ! bo : hey . nora : hi , gabrielle ! gabrielle : hi ! nora : i was just going to make a phone call . i 'll be right back . gabrielle : ok . bo : am i glad to see you . gabrielle : listen , if you two are busy , in the middle of something , i do n't -- bo : no , no , no , we 're done . sit down , sit down , sit down . gabrielle : ok . bo : because we need to talk . gabrielle : oh . nothing wrong , i hope ? bo : no , no . gabrielle : ok . bo : i do n't think so . and i hope that you do n't think so , either . gabrielle : ok . bo : there 's something that i have to ask you , and it 's something that 's really important . gabrielle : what is it ? bo : honey , you know that i love you , and i want us to be together . i do n't want anything to ever change that . right ? gabrielle : bo , i feel exactly the same way . bo : oh , great . god , i 'm glad to hear that because it makes everything a whole lot easier . gabrielle : good . good , good . bo : all right , i 've been thinking about this for quite a while , and now i think it 's time to make the next move . gabrielle : ok . bo : nora and i have decided to tell matthew the truth -- that i 'm really his dad . gabrielle : wow . bo : well , are you all right with that ? gabrielle : yeah , absolutely . i could n't be happier for you . [ scene_break ] jessica : ah , i 'm with antonio right now . he 's going to need a really good lawyer . ok . let me know what you come up with . [ knock on door ] jessica : have fun at the retreat . antonio : hi . how can i help you ? evangeline : i 'm evangeline williamson . antonio : yes , ji know . evangeline : i 'm representing keri reynolds . antonio : ok , i 'll bite . for what ? evangeline : custody of her daughter . antonio : yeah , well , she 's my daughter , too , and i 'm hiring a lawyer , also . evangeline : then you 're going to fight it ? antonio : you bet i am . evangeline : well , until this gets to court , you 're allowed no contact with jamie . antonio : keri ca n't do this . she has no right . jessica : antonio -- antonio : i am not letting her do this ! evangeline : you have no choice . you 're not listed as the father of record , so keri did n't have to let you see jamie . she did it to be nice , but that 's over . antonio : oh , yeah ? we 'll see about that . jessica : antonio -- [ scene_break ] kelly : asa , you 're reading way too much into this . kevin and blair are barely even friends . asa : they are together every chance they get , honey . kelly : kevin was trying to buy the sun . and when that did n't work , then you tried that hostile takeover . asa : forget about that . they ca n't be seen too much together or tongues are going to start wagging . i ca n't have that , not now . kelly : we can handle the rumors . we know what to do . asa : as long as it 's not true . you and kevin are good together . kevin : i think so , too , so stop worrying . hey , baby . kelly : hi . just in time . kevin : look at you , making me a drink . is she a keeper , or what ? asa : that 's what i keep telling her . kevin : hmm -- so did i miss anything else ? asa : well , i was saving the big story till both of you could hear it . kevin : what 's going on ? asa : well , today i had a talk with our esteemed lieutenant governor . kelly : and ? asa : and he 'll be resigning after the election . he does n't feel up to another term and he 's got some real medical problems . but he does n't want to rock the boat this late in the game , so come december , the governor 's going to name his replacement . kevin : and that would be ? asa : all the money i 've put in his campaign , it had better be you . i 'm having dinner with him tonight . kelly : oh , honey , this is everything you 've been waiting for . kevin : everything we 've been waiting for . it 's going to happen now . asa : not so fast , cowboy . [ scene_break ] walker : sorry i 'm late . blair : that 's ok . how about we grab a table while we can . walker : oh , no , no . i like it better at the bar . blair : so did todd . walker : a lot of people do . blair : but a lot of people were n't like todd . walker : hmm . he was his own man , huh ? blair : well , that 's a nice way of putting it . walker : some think it 's a good thing . blair : well , a lot of people did n't know todd . he was the most infuriating man i ever knew . walker : oh , come on . you do n't really mean that . blair : oh , yes , i do . of course , he probably could n't help it . that 's the way he was raised . he went through a lot of stuff , really damaged . it was amazing it did n't drive him crazy -- or maybe he was crazy . that would explain a lot . walker : like what ? blair : well , the fact that he always thought he was incapable of love . he did n't think it was in him . but i 'll tell you , if you saw him with his children -- walker : what about you ? blair : oh , he never would 've admitted that . i stood right there and i sang my heart out to the man . he never even admitted it . walker : i 'm sure he wanted to . blair : yeah , you think ? walker : do n't you think ? blair : i do n't know . yeah , maybe . i mean , he would n't have done all those other crazy things , i guess , if he had n't have loved me . walker : and if you had n't loved him . blair : yeah . like crazy . walker : what would you do if you had him back ? blair : why would you say something like that ? walker : i do n't know . just want to know . [ scene_break ] kevin : hmm -- i got a quick meeting before dinner . asa : we 're not done here . kevin : look , grandpa , i know what you 're going to say , ok ? asa : indulge me , kevin . listen anyway . you and kelly are going to have to be role models , squeaky clean . and if you had a baby on the way , it would n't hurt . kelly : no , a baby would n't hurt . asa : the governor can put you in office , kevin , but he ca n't keep you in . things are n't going to be as easy as we thought , and blair 's going to be a damn problem . kevin : what 's blair got to do with anything ? asa : her paper 's going to trash you every morning . kevin : i do n't worry about the sun . blair 's on my side . kelly : she 's my cousin . asa : i still do n't trust her , and i sure as hell do n't trust that laurence character . kevin : oh , forget him . i 've got it covered . [ scene_break ] walker : you going to answer me or you just going to stuff your face ? blair : todd is not coming back , so just drop it . walker : i want to know what you 'd do . blair : all right . if he were sitting right there , looking exactly like you looking at me , you want to know what i would do ? walker : yeah . blair : i would haul off and i would hit him as hard as i possibly could across the face . walker : why ? blair : for messing with my head , for making me think that he was dead yet again , and for not being there for his kids , that 's why . walker : well , what if he said he was n't there for his kids because he wanted to help ? blair : oh , oh , oh , that is just so todd -- always thinking that his plan is going to help somebody but himself . walker : what if it was true ? blair : `` true `` and `` todd `` do n't belong in the same sentence . lying is like breathing to todd . walker : you said you loved him . blair : does n't mean i could or i even would be with him . i do n't trust him . i do n't have any of that left in me . walker : you do n't think he could ever change ? blair : it would n't matter . i mean , he told me that he was going to change over and over again , and over and over again he lied to me . walker : you telling me you never lied to anyone you loved over and over again ? [ phone rings ] blair : all right , all right , all right . hello . kelly : blair ? it 's kelly . can you come over to asa 's ? blair : did something happen ? kelly : no , no , i -- i 've got some news , and i want you to be the first to know . blair : ok . i 'll be right there . i 've got to go . something came up . walker : can i eat those fries ? [ scene_break ] nora : lindsay . lindsay : yeah ? nora : how are you doing ? lindsay : fine . nora : um -- what troy did to you and jen , i 'm so sorry . lindsay : well , he did try to hurt you , too . but it was n't his fault . he 's sick . nora : so i -- i really hope good things happen for you , lindsay , i really do . lindsay : well , i finally believe they 're going to . nora : hi . bo : hey . nora : did you guys see lindsay with rex ? is that weird to you ? bo : nah . he 's just working her about jen . nora : about jen ? did n't they already get divorced ? i mean , what 's he working her for ? bo : because guys like rex , they 're always working somebody . right now he 's probably working her in case he needs something from her later on . gabrielle : yeah . nora : oh . whatever . did you guys talk ? gabrielle : about matthew ? yes . and of course you should tell matthew who his father is . bo : ok , i 'm going to bring the car around . gabrielle : ok . nora : thank you for understanding . gabrielle : of course matthew should know that bo is his father . nora : even though it means bo and i might be spending a little more time together ? gabrielle : i 'm all right with that , nora . nora : really ? gabrielle : yes . nora : good , because -- well , he needs his dad , you know . gabrielle : i know . nora : i 'll make sure bo gets home early . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , kel , that 's great news . so when is all this happening ? kelly : oh , not until after the election . the lieutenant governor , he ca n't step down now . blair : wow , do you really think that the governor will appoint kevin ? kelly : let 's just say asa has his ways . blair : this is huge . kelly : oh , none of this -- not a word of this leaves this room , ok ? no leaks . and kevin has got to behave while we 're waiting . blair : meaning ? kelly : meaning with women , amongst other things . blair : well , do you think he can ? kelly : well , it wo n't be easy . women are his one weakness . women fall for him . they always have . i did . cassie did . and even when i was married to joey , that did n't even stop kevin . he went after his own brother 's wife . blair : how do you do it , kelly ? kelly : do what ? blair : live with it ? knowing that your husband could be unfaithful ? [ scene_break ] kevin : so what have you got for me on walker laurence ? woman : nothing yet , but i know how he thinks . he figured out i was following him . kevin : oh , terrific . woman : nobody ever made me yet . kevin : he does n't know who you 're working for , does he ? woman : yeah , he knows everything . kevin : damn it . woman : well , there 's more . he offered me 10 grand if i would dump you and go and work with him . kevin : you did n't take it , did you ? woman : yeah , i never turn down cash . kevin : so why are you telling me for ? woman : why do you think ? kevin : oh , you 're going to pretend to work for him . i see . woman : when i 'm really working for you . kevin : beautiful and smart . i like that . woman : well , it 'll cost you money . kevin : as long as you do n't double - cross me , too . woman : look , i did n't have to tell you about this . kevin : well , you would n't have if you thought he made more money than i did . i know . ok , let 's get down to business . here 's what i want you to do . [ scene_break ] lindsay : oh , thank you so much for getting me out tonight . rex : no , i 'm the one who needed it . you did n't have to do this for me . lindsay : well , you are hurting , and that i understand . rex : well , you must be happy . jen 's with joe buchanan now . when you guys were locked up in the loony bin , he came riding to your rescue . lindsay : just like you did tonight . rex : yeah , but should n't have had to . a beautiful woman like you deserves better . lindsay : ok . that 's the second time tonight that you 've told me that i 'm beautiful . rex : who 's counting ? [ scene_break ] antonio : not sharing custody 's bad enough , but cutting me out of jamie 's life completely ? keri : i 'm just doing what 's best for her . antonio : taking her away from her father ? that 's exactly what your mother did to you . keri : do n't you dare talk to me about my mother . antonio : look , it was you who told me how much you hated growing up not knowing who your father was . keri : this is different . antonio : yeah , because you 're doing it out of spite . keri : i 'm not going to talk to you about this anymore . antonio : do n't walk away from me . keri : you did this yourself , antonio . you blew it . antonio : that 's what this is about -- jessica . keri : you 'd rather spend all day in bed with your girlfriend than spend time with your daughter . antonio : that 's a -- that 's a lie . i love my daughter . i could be a good father , and you know it . keri : do i ? antonio : what the hell 's that supposed to mean ? keri : you care more about jessica buchanan than you do about jamie . what are you going to do , antonio ? you going to hit me ? go ahead . it 's not going to change anything . you 're never going to see your daughter again . antonio : ugh ! [ scene_break ] blair : i barely had a bite to eat before you called . sorry . kelly : oh , i 'm sorry . i had no idea . blair : no , no , no , no . no , i was ready to get out of there , anyway . kelly : oh , really ? so who were you with ? blair : i think we were talking about kevin . kelly : no , i do n't want to talk about kevin . i told you , he is not having an affair . blair : not that you know about . kelly : not that i want to . blair : you sure about that ? kelly : i 'm sure . he 'd stay with me . blair : that 's not what i asked , kelly . would you stay with him ? kelly : we care about each other . we need each other . blair : do you love each other ? [ door closes ] kevin : kelly ? you home ? kelly : i 'm in here . kevin : hey , blair . i did n't know you were here . kelly : i was just telling blair the good news . kevin : oh , yeah ? kelly : yeah ! blair : congratulations , to both of you . kevin : do n't even think about printing this . blair : oh , i 've already -- kelly 's already sworn me to secrecy . yes , this is -- it 's big for you , kevin . kevin : for both of us . kelly : yeah . blair : well , let 's just hope nothing wrecks your chances between now and december . kelly : well , nothing 's going to . we have worked way too hard for this . kevin : yeah , do n't worry , they ca n't touch me . so , blair , will you join us for a toast ? blair : uh , no . kevin : are you sure ? it 's a celebration . blair : got to go . but congratulations . kelly : looks like it 's just -- [ cork pops ] kevin : oh ! kelly : just the two of us ! kevin : the way it should be . ah , here we go . kelly : oh , thank you . kevin : uh - huh . to the future . kelly : lieutenant governor buchanan . kevin : i like that . [ scene_break ] max : are you sure you saw bo with a ring ? gabrielle : positive . absolutely sure . i do n't understand . you know , i thought he was going to give it to me . max : well , maybe he 's waiting to surprise you with it . gabrielle : but when ? and why is he showing it to nora ? max : how do they act around you ? hmm ? gabrielle : why ? what do you mean ? max : well , i mean , are they , like , nervous or guilty or evasive or anything like that ? gabrielle : no , no . max : then why do n't you give this a rest ? gabrielle : you 're right . you 're right . max : yes . gabrielle : then why did n't he give me the ring ? max : he will . gabrielle : when ? he 's had ample opportunities . max : well , not every guy is like me . you know , i go in a casino , pop the question , wake up the next morning hung - over and married . gabrielle : you 're right on that score . do you think it could be because i did n't tell him the truth about troy in the first place and he has n't really forgiven me ? max : look , you two are solid . that is what you told me . gabrielle : yes , but now he 's going to tell matthew that he is his father , and you know what that means , max . it means it 's going to pull them together , too . max : it does not mean it 's going to cut in on your action with bo . gabrielle : max , i 'm asking you to help me . will you help me ? max : what do you need me to do ? gabrielle : i need you to make bo jealous . [ scene_break ] bo : what time did you say that matthew 's getting home ? nora : he should be home -- [ car approaches ] nora : oh , i think that 's the hennessy 's car right now . bo : are you sure we 're doing the right thing here ? nora : yes . of course . you and matthew -- you 've wasted so much time already , you know ? he needs a dad and you need to know your son . nora : ah ! hi there , sport ! come on in ! thank you , cindy ! matthew : hi , bo ! bo : hey , buddy , how you doing , huh ? matthew : good . how come you 're here ? bo and nora : uh -- nora : honey , we actually wanted to -- we wanted to talk to you about something pretty important . [ scene_break ] rex : here we go . lindsay : um -- why did you kiss me ? rex : what , on the cheek ? it 's my way of saying thanks . sorry if it bothered you . mad at me ? lindsay : no , i 'm not mad . rex : i 'm glad . i 'd hate to do anything to make you not want to see me anymore . it really makes me feel better . i need to check in on ultra violet . lindsay : you know what ? you 've been putting something off all night long , so why do n't you just do what you have to do and do n't worry about it , it 's fine . rex : you sure ? lindsay : sure . rex : ok . see ya . lindsay : ok . [ scene_break ] keri : what 's going on here ? antonio : keri , it 's not your place to ask that . keri : it is if i 'm going to leave my daughter in your care . antonio : ugh ! jessica : antonio ! keri : ow ! jessica : does it hurt ? antonio : i 'm fine . jessica : maybe you should go to the hospital . you could 've broken -- antonio : i said i 'm fine ! jessica : well , maybe you should go anyway and talk to rae cummings . antonio : i do n't need to talk to rae . i want my daughter , and there 's no way keri 's keeping her from me . jessica : antonio -- antonio , do n't do something you 're going to regret . keri : daddy ? i do n't know what to do . you know how antonio gets . he just -- he lost it and he hit me . antonio hit me . [ next_on ] man : now , i want the badhra diamond . dorian : walker laurence has it . woman : i think i 'm on to something . kevin : you mind giving me a hint ? max : i told you i 'd help . gabrielle : and what if it 's too late ? bo : if it 's ok with you , i 'd like to be your dad .
kevin threatens to find out who walker is . rex goes out to dinner with lindsay & romances her . keri asks evangeline for help with getting custody of jamie . starr goes to walker 's penthouse to ask him about todd . nora & bo decide to tell matthew that bo 's the dad . gabrielle asks max for help with making bo jealous . antonio receives a restraining order against him . kevin decides to run for lt . governor with asa backing him . asa tells kev to keep it in his pants . blair reminisces about todd with walker at rodi 's . asa tells kevin & kelly to have a baby . the pi tells kevin that walker hired her to double - cross him . keri whacks her face on the door to make it look like antonio hit her .
[ today , the part of paul cramer is being played by shane mcrae . ] paul : hey . rex : sleep late ? paul : if i had my way , we 'd never get out of bed . natalie : mm - hmm . what are you doing here ? rex : i came by to see how you 're making out in your new place . i see you are . natalie : very , very funny rex . so , what 's the real reason ? what do you want ? because i know you always want something . nora : hey , you . daniel : hey . you know , i 'm really looking forward to our weekend down at the shore . nora : me , too . bo : ahem , ahem . nora hi . bo : hello , nora . hey , daniel . daniel : bo . nora : hi , kiddo , hey , so excited about spending a few days with your dad , hmm ? matthew : yeah , well , i wish you could be there , too . bo : but this is a guys - only weekend , son . do n't you remember ? no girls allowed . daniel : yeah , yeah , and on that note , i think i 'd better head out . i got some things to take care of before our trip . see you . nora : bye . so , what do you manly men have planned for the weekend , huh ? bo : barbecue . nora : ooh . bo : big barbecue -- steaks , you know , the best steaks on the east coast . nora : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . oh , boy . if i do n't go shopping , you 're going to have nothing but canned beans . bo : hmm . nora : ok . matthew : go with her , dad . nora : hey ! wait a just a minute here . i 'll have you know i 'm pretty good at picking out a steak myself . bo : hmm -- you 're right , though , son . you know , this takes an expert . plus , i got to pick up all my ingredients for that secret texas barbecue sauce of mine . nora : you know what ? you 're a busy man . why do n't you just give me the ingredients and i 'll pick it up for you . bo : let me just stop you right there . nora : what ? what ? bo : no , no , no . nora : oh , come on . bo : no , she 's been after my secret recipe , like , for years . nora : oh , man ! matthew : come on , you can drop me off at home and you can go shopping together . carlotta : of course i can understand why you 've come . but just your very presence here in llanview is going to be a disaster ! angelina : do n't you think i know that ? antonio : what 's going on ? tico : how did you hear about el tiburon ? jessica : ok , there are rumors about the shark in all the puerto rican papers lately , and there are also people that say that he 's been terrorizing people for months . and also , rumor has it that he was the one that put the hit out on your father . tico : oh , i thought that was a man that went by the name of padilla . but if this man is trying to put the santi organization back together -- jessica : oh , no , no , no , no . el tiburon is not going to reunite the santi family because he 's dead . natalie : so how much do you need ? rex : you know , why would i come to you for money ? you just locked up your entire fortune in a blind trust for your nonexistent children , which , by the way , is the stupidest thing i 've ever heard in my life . paul : maybe she was sick of freeloaders like you banging on the door every time you maxed out your credit cards . rex : yeah , ok , here 's two bucks , fly boy . why do n't you go out for some coffee ? natalie : oh , could you please stop it , the both of you ? come -- come here . listen to me . i know that you 're worried about me , but everything is good , ok ? you know , my money is paying our expenses , and all of paul 's paycheck is going into the savings account , so it 's good , it 's good . rex : that 's a beautiful thing . natalie : yes , it is . now , i have to go get in the shower before kevin gets here with the trust documents . see you . rex : it 's not too late . she has n't signed on the dotted line . paul : the trust stuff 's natalie 's business . rex : you ca n't be too happy about it , though . natalie may like living paycheck to paycheck , but i can tell you enjoy the good life . listen , i 'm working on something that might bring in a nice chunk of change , if you 're interested . paul : hmm . sounds illegal . rex : it 's a straightforward insurance scam . everybody wins ; nobody gets hurt . unless , of course , you like being kevin 's beck and call day and night . paul : yeah , right . that guy treats me like dirt . he 's divorcing my sister kelly and rubbing her nose in it . the sleazebag 's out with a different babe every night . woman : last night was incredible . kevin : i had fun . ok . oh , let me get that for you . kevin : yeah , it 's kevin buchanan . what 's the latest on the case against todd manning ? hey , he used david vickers as a front to buy `` craze . `` that 's fraud . listen to me . either you put together a case to get the sale thrown out or i 'll find another law firm to handle my family 's business . rex : the gallery gets the insurance money for the stolen art . the art gets sold to a private collector , no questions asked , and we walk out with 10,000 bucks apiece . paul : but we still have to steal the paintings . last i heard , that 's called robbery . rex : the guards are in on it . all we have to do is stop the truck , grab the paintings , load them into our van , and we 're home free . paul : if it 's so easy , why do n't you just do it yourself ? rex : it 's got to happen fast . i need an extra set of hands , and , well , since you 're practically family -- paul : there are easier ways to make a quick buck . natalie , rex and i are going out for sandwiches . you want anything ? natalie : orange juice . paul : you got it . let 's go . rex : where ? paul : i know a horse that 's a sure thing . come on . jessica : your grandfather , carlotta and manuel 's father , went by the name el tiburon . tico : are you sure ? jessica : yeah , i am . i used the databases at the newspaper to dig up old archives from a local puerto rican newspaper , and i found these . apparently , in the 1950s , before antonio espinoza took over the family jewelry business , he was a pretty famous boxer who went by the name of the shark , and there is a quote about him somewhere -- it 's right there . `` the smell of blood drove him into such a frenzy that no opponent could withstand . `` tico : hmm . jessica : he retired undefeated , and after that , he kind of turned on the idea of violence and became a changed man . tico : does antonio know about this ? jessica : he 's never mentioned it before , and the way carlotta 's been keeping secrets -- tico : yeah , i asked angelina about my grandfather once . she told me that when my father took up a life of crime that they had a huge fight and that they never spoke to each other again . then i tried to find out more , but every time i asked , angelina would get upset and tell me not to pursue it . can i keep these ? jessica : of course . they 're copies . tico : yes ? thanks . thank you for giving me back a little bit of my past . but obviously , my grandfather can not be el tiburon , who 's trying to resurrect the santi organization because he 's been dead a long time . carlotta : we were just talking about tico and sonia . just talking . excuse me . i 've got to go take care of something in the kitchen . angelina , it 's getting late . angelina : yes , i should be going as well , too . antonio : sonia ? angelina : excuse me ? antonio : she said you were talking about tico and sonia . angelina : oh , just what it 's like to raise children . antonio : you know , angelina , maybe i 'm wrong , but ever since we met , it seems like you 've wanted to say something to me . but for some reason , you 're holding back angelina : oh , no . i -- it must be because i 'm always nervous . a new country , so many new people . antonio : you do know that you can trust me . i 'm sorry . i do n't know why i 'm so fixated on your locket . angelina : it 's tico 's mother , isabel , when she was very young , and her children -- little manuel , who died , and augustico . antonio : she 's beautiful . angelina : yes , and very innocent . too innocent to survive . antonio : angelina , please . i need to know if sonia and tico are involved in something that might hurt the people i love . sonia : am i interrupting something ? antonio : i asked angelina to tell me more about the santi side of the family . sonia : why do n't you just come by caliente later ? i 'll tell you everything you want to know . antonio : caliente ? sonia : the club formerly known as the hookup . i just finished remodeling . i think you 'll like it . antonio : maybe later , when we 're through . sonia : antonio , what can angelina possibly tell you that tico and i ca n't ? antonio : maybe she remembers more from before you were born . sonia : i 'm sorry . tico needs to see her now . come on , tia . i 'll take you back to lion 's heart . antonio : i hope we can talk again . angelina : i am sorry . i have told you everything i know . sonia : john mcbain was questioning me about some padilla goon that he thinks got himself killed in llanview . antonio : yes , he told me he was going to call you . sonia : well , i told him i do n't know anything , but if one of jaime 's guys got to town , there 's going to be more . why do n't you come by the club later ? i feel so much safer when you 're around . jessica : actually , no , i did n't really want you to see this -- one . i 'm sorry . i did n't -- i did n't want you to see that . tico : it 's ok . i do n't remember them . i was just a baby when they were killed . jessica : i ca n't imagine what it must have been like to grow up without parents . tico : angelina used to tell me stories about my mother every night before i went to sleep . it 's like she wanted me to always remember who my mother was , and manuelito . that 's what she called my brother -- manuelito . you know , i always -- i always wondered what it would have been like to , you know , grow up having a big brother that could show me the world . jessica : you know , i -- i found a lot of mention of el tiburon in the local puerto rican society pages . apparently , he was quite the lady 's man . tico : the little old jewelry maker ? jessica : yeah . well , i mean , when he was young ; he was a boxer . he was kind of a celebrity . he went to all the socials , and from what i 've read , he was a pretty talented dancer . i guess that 's where antonio got it from . tico : my cousin , the detective ? he dances ? jessica : he 's amazing . and what about you ? did you inherit any of el tiburon 's talents ? [ music plays ] jessica : i 'm really not very good . tico : consider it research . you did ask the question . singer : y yo te quiero decir que te llevo conmigo cuando pienso en tu mirada y otraves te lo digo aunque hora rex : i ca n't believe how much money you lost on that stupid nag ! paul : keep it down ! i do n't want natalie to hear . rex : i 'm not going to say anything . the way she 's been acting , she 's liable to kill the messenger . paul : her dear , devoted brother . rex : ahem . all right , look , are you with me on the van heist or not ? because that is a sure thing . paul : until we get caught . rex : we wo n't get caught . paul : i 'll think about it . rex : do n't wait too long . this thing 's going down with or without you . paul : oh , darn it , i forgot the juice . natalie : mail came . paul : anything good ? natalie : your bank statement . according to this , you only have 50 bucks in the account -- the same 50 bucks that you opened the account with . paul : you opened my mail ? natalie : it 's our savings account . you said you put you whole paycheck in it . paul : i did . maybe you read it wrong . oh , well , this is messed up , but it 's the bank 's fault . i 'll go down there and straighten it out right away . natalie : you know what ? i have had to live with this my entire life with roxanne , and i do not want to do it again . paul : i am not roxy . first of all , you ever see me in a zebra print ? i 'll fix this . but if i come back with bleach - blond hair , run for your life . how am i going to come up with $ 950 by tomorrow ? matthew : starr , you have to help me . my mom 's going away overnight with mr. colson . you know what , starr ? ever since you met travis , you do n't even care about me anymore . i 'm not your friend . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ nora : ok , bo , i think your quest for the perfect piece of meat -- it 's gone a little too far . bo : what are they thinking ? they do n't keep the best stuff out there in the cases and you know that . and besides , it 's the way pa always did it back in texas . nora : he picked out his own meat ? bo : for family barbecues ? you bet ! hey , clint and i used to go to the butcher with him . of course , most of the beef there we brought there for slaughter . nora : oh , yeah , charcoal grilling the family pet . how charming . bo : you people from chicago , you crack me up . chicagoans -- you love a great steak , right ? nora : yes , we do , yeah . bo : yeah , but you never -- i mean , heaven forbid would you consider where it actually came from . nora : ew . well , look , i 'd better hurry because i 'm getting icicles for earrings . bo : you know , i was n't around matthew a lot while he was growing up . so i want him to have these great memories , you know , of us together , you know ? like the ones that i had . you know , pa -- he used to wake us up , like , at the crack of dawn because clint and i were always in charge of putting up the firewood , you know , and for barbecues , that would have to be hickory , of course . nora : of course . bo : so we 'd dig a big pit , you know , and start burning the wood . there 'd be coals . throw more wood on coals until the whole thing was just , like , these orange , glowing , white - hot coals . hmm . nora : you make hard work sound fun . bo : those were good days . man : sorry to keep you waiting , but i 've got some great beef -- just arrived -- perfect for what you 're looking for . excellent choice , commissioner . i 'll have your steaks in 10 minutes . bo : hey -- nora : bo , they had guns . i mean , they could hurt that man . they could kill him . bo : all right , i 'm on it , i 'm on it ! nora : yeah , the door does n't open from the inside . did you know that ? it does n't open from the inside . bo : do n't panic , do n't panic . nora : ok . but if we ca n't get the door open , bo , we 're going to freeze to death in here because this is a freezer , that 's why . bo : do n't panic . nora : are you getting a signal ? bo : ca n't hear me now -- ca n't hear me now -- god -- this place is locked up as tight as a drum . natalie : it 's just like living with roxanne all over again . you know , i totally jumped down paul 's throat . it did n't even occur to me to give him the benefit of the doubt . rex : chill , nattie . he 's probably at the bank right now straightening things out . natalie : i know , but i feel like such a jerk . i mean , here i am defending him to every single person that i know , and i practically accuse him of stealing . rex : i would have thought the same thing . natalie : you know , i 'm just -- i wonder if they 're right . rex : who ? natalie : mom and jess and kevin . you know , they all say that paul just wants to be with me because i 'm rich . you know , we 're hardly speaking over it , you know ? rex : you do n't have money anymore , right ? you signed it all away . you live in a retro rat hole -- stylish in a down - low , funky kind of way , but hardly the home of an heiress . and paul 's still here . what does that tell you ? natalie : i mean , he 's such a great guy , you know , and they just do n't see it . they do n't know him . rex : you do n't have to sell him to me . i like him ok . roxy does , too . and as long as he 's with you , he 's family . natalie : thank you . rex : just calling it like i see it . natalie : you know , paul is a lot like you . maybe a little too much . rex : and what 's that supposed to mean ? natalie : well , you both have very good hearts and you both do n't really know how to stay out of trouble . rex : ahem . i am a model citizen these days . i swear . natalie : i know . and i also know that you 're probably very upset on the fact that r.j. took ultraviolet away from you . so , listen , you 're not planning on doing anything stupid to get it back , are you ? kevin : i do n't need you today . paul : i know . i was wondering if i could have five minutes of your time . kevin : one minute . come on . you 'd better be here to tell me that you 're making up with kelly . the divorce hearing 's coming up . i 'm counting on you to feed me the information about her legal strategy . remember that ? paul : you 're asking a lot . kevin : well , i pay you a lot . paul : fine . i 'll handle it . i 'm a good employee . on call 24/7 . when you beep there , i 'm there . i do n't complain about flying long distances . kevin : well , it 's your job , paul . paul : i 'm just reminding you . kevin : yeah , look , if you 're here for a raise , forget it , all right ? you 've only worked for me a month . paul : no raise , no raise . i just need a favor . kevin : you 're kidding . paul : an advance -- just until i get things squared away . kevin : you just moved in with my sister and you 're already in financial trouble ? antonio : what the hell is this ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [ music plays ] singer : i te quiero antre el alma [ music stops ] jessica : just like antonio , you 're a wonderful dancer . tico : well , it 's easy to be a great dancer when you have a wonderful partner . jessica : could i have something to drink , like a glass of water or something ? tico : of course . [ phone rings ] [ sonia and angelina argue ] angelina : dejame quieta ! jessica : excuse me ! are you all right ? sonia : jessica . i did n't know you were here . jessica : is your arm all right ? angelina : i am fine . i 'm going upstairs to lie down . sonia : i 'll be right up . jessica : is she ok ? sonia : she forgot to take her medication . she 's got a bad heart . i 've got to watch her like a hawk . jessica : yeah , my mother 's the same . she just had surgery . sonia : oh . is everything ok ? jessica : yes , thank god . sonia : oh , so then you understand . i mean , she can take so many medications and the slightest mistake really throws off her whole system . i mean , she almost passed out in the diner . i was just lucky that i got to her before she wound up in a hospital . so i 'm going to go check on her , ok , if you 'll excuse me ? jessica : thank you very much . tico : you 're welcome . jessica : can i ask you something ? tico : as a journalist ? jessica : no , actually . this is off the record . tico : mm - hmm . jessica : does sonia dislike angelina ? tico : no , she loves her like a mother . why would you think that ? rex : listen , you 've got enough to worry about without adding me to your list . besides , i kind of like being on the right side of the law for a change . natalie : rex , you can not snow me , all right ? i know you 're up to something , and my radar says it 's something big . rex : well , your radar 's been known to malfunction . natalie : ok , look , you have been doing so well , and i really ca n't afford to bail you out anymore , so please do n't get in over your head . rex : well , you can adopt me . i could do big things with that trust fund . natalie : we adopted each other a long time ago . rex : buck up , sis . i wo n't win humanitarian of the year , but i 'm putting a lot of hours in at the community center . natalie : listen , i hate to break it to you , rex , but it does n't count as volunteer work when you have to hand a time sheet in to the judge . rex : i am almost done with my community service . natalie : uh - huh . rex : i am talking about extra time . natalie : uh - huh . rex : i 'm into it . natalie : i know . actually , your design work was really nice . rex : yeah . you know , viki 's right . if i 'd thought of it earlier , maybe i 'd have been an architect . natalie : it 's not too late . rex : yeah , it is . but my restaurant would have been awesome if r.j. had n't jerked me out of it . natalie : hey , stop . do n't even think about r.j. , or lindsay , ok ? you are so much better off without those two bringing you down . rex : listen , i 'm going to do things right this time , nattie , i promise . oh , and , listen , do n't worry about paul . i got your back . paul : i 'm not in financial trouble . i 'm temporarily tapped out after the move . i want to take natalie away for the weekend . kevin : forget it , paul . i know who and what you are . you 'll do anything for free money . paul : you said you wanted me to take care of your sister . kevin : that 's right , i do . paul : i love natalie . i would never hurt her . kevin : yeah , well , you love kelly , too , but that did n't stop you from blackmailing her , did it ? look , the only reason you 're working for me is because natalie asked . i got my eye on you , all right ? you do anything to upset my sister ; you 're going to have to answer to me . you got that ? now , get out of here . paul : balsom . it 's paul cramer . i want to meet . antonio : any chance you see who put this on my desk ? officer : no . daniel : antonio . have you seen nora ? antonio : not for hours . nora : please , somebody , open the door ! we 're in the freezer ! we 're locked in the freezer ! oh -- ugh -- i would think they would have emptied the cash register and left by now . bo : i think this is a hostage situation . nora : hostage situation ? well , what do you suggest , sherlock ? should we surrender to hypothermia ? bo : no , no , no , no , listen , i 'm on it , ok ? why do n't you just keep banging with that -- that -- nora : i think it 's ham . bo : well , i think we better start using beef . nora : what is it with us ? seriously , what is it with us lately ? i mean , what , are we jinxed ? bo : no , we 're not jinxed . we 're cursed . nora : we 're -- i mean , really . first , it was the bacteria and being quarantined , and then we get stuck in an elevator , and now this ? you know , they say things come in threes . if we get out of this -- bo all right , right now , right now let 's just focus on getting out of here before we 're slabs of meat . nora : ew . please , somebody ! hello ! bo , what if they 're dead ? bo : what -- no , no . do n't go there , ok ? we did n't hear any gunshots . nora : we 're in a freezer ! for all we know , a bomb could have gone off and we would n't have heard it . bo ? bo : if that butcher was able to call the police , this whole place could be surrounded right now . nora : ok . yeah . could be surrounded . and then it could turn into a standoff , and it could last for hours , or days , up to a week . we would n't make it . we 're trapped in a freezer . they would n't even know we 're here . the police would n't even know we 're here , bo ! oh , my god ! help ! please help us ! natalie : hey , kevin . kevin : hey . natalie : come in . kevin : nice place . natalie : well -- i like it a lot . and i like it better than llanfair . llanfair 's just a little too big . kind of feel lost there in , you know , the cottage . kevin : uh - huh , too many memories , right ? natalie : so , trust documents . you have them ? kevin : right here . natalie : great . kevin : you sure you want to do this ? i mean , we could work something else out . then , you know , if you change your mind -- natalie : no , i wo n't , i wo n't . where do i sign ? kevin : ok . right here . natalie : thank you so much for doing this . now no one can say that paul is after me for my money , and thank you again for not giving me any grief . kevin : well , thank you for helping me protect the family against todd manning . natalie : anytime . he 's not really my favorite person . my life would have been a lot different if it were n't for him . kevin : listen , i do n't know if i should tell you this . natalie : well , kevin , now you 're going to have to . kevin : you know , paul came by earlier today , asking for a loan . he said he wanted to take you out for the weekend . natalie : but he said that he went to the bank earlier because the statement came up short , but he was going to fix it . kevin : well , maybe he 's just trying to surprise you , you know , take out some money . natalie : no . no . it was -- it was a bank error . kevin : ok , well , you know , i could call your bank manager , clear it up , but it 's up to you , really . do you want to know the truth about the man you 're living with ? rex : ahem . got your message . what 's up ? paul : i have half a mind to beat kevin buchanan to a pulp . i 'm practically his brother - in - law , and he still treats me like something he scraped off the bottom of his shoe . rex : this is all very interesting , but what 's it got to do with me ? paul : simple -- the van heist ? count me in . jessica : well , sonia was mad at angelina for something , and when she tried to leave , she grabbed her arm , and it looked like she really hurt her . tico : angelina and sonia are like mother and daughter . i mean , they argue , but it never lasts . jessica : well , my mother and i fought , especially when i was a teenager , but this seemed different . tico : well , you know , different cultures , different families . you know , if you spend time here -- and i hope you will -- you know , you 'll see that they love as fiercely as they argue . i mean , they would never really hurt each other . jessica : well , i should go . tico : well , let me walk you to the door . thank you for the articles about my grandfather . jessica : you 're welcome . if i find any more , i 'll be sure to bring them by . tico : ok . sonia ! there she goes jessica : hello , handsome . i have a surprise for you . antonio : smell this . jessica : it smells like perfume . it 's kind of familiar . whose is it ? antonio : i do n't know , but someone left it on my desk . i ca n't figure out what it means . jessica : oh , my god . `` september 17 , 1976 `` -- that 's -- that 's the date that tico 's mother and brother were killed in that car bombing . antonio : well , why would someone leave me this date ? tico : sonia ! sonia : what ? tico : what did you do to angelina ? sonia : nothing ! tico : well , jessica saw it ! sonia : i did n't even know she was here . tico : you know you 're supposed to treat her with respect , always ! if you ca n't do that -- sonia : tico , i was upset , ok ? everything was going according to plan , and i go down to the diner , and i find her talking to antonio ! tico : what about ? sonia : i do n't know , she would n't tell me , but i brought her back here , and i made it very clear to her that she 's not to talk to anyone about anything . i would n't hurt her . tico : where is she now ? sonia : she 's up in her room . waitress : carlotta ? angelina : excuse me . where is carlotta ? waitress : i do n't know . she left . [ phone rings ] matthew : hello . daniel : matthew , it 's daniel colson . is your mom still there ? matthew : she left a long time ago with my dad for the weekend . nora : i ca n't -- i ca n't do this anymore . i -- i 've decided i ca n't . my fingers are going to crack off . oh , it 's just -- i 'm a little tired . i 'm going to take a -- bo : no , no , no , no , no , no . you keep moving . nora : keep moving ? bo : just keep moving , yes , yes . nora : ok , ok , i 'm moving . bo : keep moving . nora : oh -- [ bo pounds on door ] nora : hey , bo -- bo : what ? nora : you know , if we bang on the pipes , the sound might carry more . bo : yeah . nora : bo ? bo : what 's wrong ? nora : i ca n't -- i ca n't feel my fingers . bo : all right -- nora : oh ! uh -- bo : ok , just put them under your arms , put them up under your arms , all right ? nora : uh -- what are you doing ? do n't take your jacket off . you need your jacket -- bo : no , no , no , no , no , relax , just relax . we 're going to get out of this , ok ? nora : oh -- bo : all right , we always do , right ? nora : what if we do n't get out of this , bo . i do n't want to die this way . do you ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` . [ next_on ] daniel : have either one of you seen nora ? nora : what if we die ? what 's going to happen to matthew ? blair : i thought you might want to take a little trip down memory lane . antonio : angelina -- i want to talk to her now .
rex asks paul to help him with the art gallery heist in exchange for $ 10,000 . paul agrees after natalie finds out that he only has $ 50 in his savings account instead of $ 1000 and kevin refuses to give him an advance on his salary . natalie begins to have second thoughts about paul . kevin brings her papers to sign regarding her trust fund . he asks her if she wants to know the truth about paul . antonio interrupts a conversation between angelina and carlotta . antonio tells angelina that he can be trusted , but before she can say anything sonja arrives and delivers her back to lion 's den . jessica meets with tico and shares some family history from the news archives with him . they share a dance . jessica witnesses sonja hurting angelina 's arm and yelling at her . tico is upset that jessica believes sonja dislikes angelina . nora prepares for her weekend away with daniel . she and bo go shopping so that he and matthew will have food . they visit a butcher and armed men grab the butcher and lock bo and nora in the freezer . daniel is worried when nora does n't show , but matthew tells him that she and his dad went away for the weekend . a mysterious perfumed letter is left on antonio 's desk . jessica recognizes the date is the same as when manuel 's family was killed . angelina returns to the diner just after carlotta races out with all the cash register money .
nora : barber 's attorney is downstairs with him right now , ready to press charges against marcie and rex . bo : yeah , they crossed the line . nora : `` crossed the line `` ? they stomped all over it . for god 's sake , bo , marcie might well have driven him right over the edge . bo : the guy 's crazy . nora : but not legally insane . at one point , he did know right from wrong . but with marcie taunting him and bringing up traumatic events in his childhood and rex there throwing fuel on the fire -- well , he might be having a psychotic break . bo : you do n't think the guy is faking it like he did in court this morning ? nora : oh , i did hear he put on quite a show for the judge . bo : oh , you should have seen him . if i had known better , i would have thought he was a candidate for the funny farm . nora : well , he 'll probably be playing bonkers right up through the trial . man : my client is n't playing anything . hayes barber is clinically insane . nora : oh , he is no more insane than i am . man : well , with all due respect , counselor , you did marry a homicidal , self- loathing gay man . so you might want to refrain from comparing my client 's sanity or lack thereof to your own . nora : you be very careful what you say to me , counselor , or you might find yourself with a new girlfriend -- me . rex : hey , did you get barber to talk ? did he say where natty is , huh ? what 's your big hurry ? man : my client does n't know even where he is , much less ms. vega . rex : `` much less `` ? we 're talking about my sister here . man : and any hopes that you ever have of finding her may be gone , thanks to you . [ scene_break ] evangeline : no ! john : we need to stop this . evangeline : no , stop ! please -- please , do n't knock me out again , please . i wo n't give you any trouble . john : bring her out of it . evangeline : i wo n't . travis : evangeline , i want you to take a deep breath . i want you to pull back from this experience , just like you 're watching a movie , and just relax for a moment . now , look , i know you 're worried . she 's almost there . just give me a couple more minutes . now , evangeline , i want you to look at the picture and tell me what you see . evangeline : i see myself lying in the back seat of a car . john : you said something about a map . can you tell me about the map ? evangeline : no . he 's watching me . i see myself trying to stay awake , but it 's -- it 's hard . he 's making threats . john : what did he say ? evangeline : it sounds like hayes . hayes is out to get me , me and natalie . hayes -- hayes is going to burn us alive . i 'm scared . i 'm so scared . i do n't want to die . i got to get out of here . i got to get away . i got to find something , anything . i got to look around . i got to find something . no . i do n't want to die . no . that 's it -- wait . that 's it , that 's it -- on the pocket of the back seat , that 's it . that can help us find natalie . [ scene_break ] natalie : help . help me . help . i need help , i need help . can you hear me ? somebody , help me . [ scene_break ] antonio : you have a -- a split personality ? jessica : dissociative identity disorder . antonio : what your mother had . so this -- this personality -- tess -- what do you know about her ? jessica : well , very little , except that she -- she hates you . i 'm so sorry , antonio . i 'm sorry . antonio : no . no . no , you do n't have to apologize for anything . why did n't you tell me sooner ? jessica : well , i tried to tell my mom , and tess came out . she gave her a heart attack . i could have killed her , antonio . i never know when she 's going to come out . she could come out right here , right now while i 'm sitting in front of you . antonio : i would know . i would know it was n't you . jessica : no , she knows exactly what to say , and she told me not to tell you about her , and i just did . and she wants to kill you . and i ca n't stop her . [ scene_break ] nash : tess would love that . [ scene_break ] antonio : look , your alter ca n't do anything to me , but she 's hurting you , ok ? baby , you 're the one we have to take care of . jessica : no , you do n't know , antonio . she tricked you into thinking that it was me before and she 'll do it again . antonio not anymore , now that i know . jessica : antonio , she was just here . antonio : but she 's gone . jessica : but she 's trying to come out again and she 's trying to get rid of you . antonio : she has n't , has she ? she 's not here , jess , ok ? you 've won this one . jessica : i thought i could do this alone , right ? i guess not . it 's weird . it 's like waking up from a dream that i do n't remember a thing , i do n't remember where i 've been , what i did . antonio : well , why do n't we find out ? jessica : how ? antonio : well , you -- tess -- gave that building over there as an address for your job interview across the street . talk to some people , find out where tess is staying , what this tess is all about , and then figure out a way to get rid of her . [ scene_break ] nash : oh , this is perfect . she 'll love it . woman : lucky lady . what 's her name ? nash : tess . woman : we could have it engraved . nash : oh , no , there 's no time . she 's meeting me . ca n't keep the lady waiting . [ scene_break ] john : does she know where natalie is ? evangeline : it 's something . i see it . travis : ok , evangeline . i want you to relax a little bit deeper , take a deep breath in , and breathe out and just close your eyes and relax . evangeline : it 's there . i see it . john : what ? evangeline : oh , my god . what if he can tell ? stay calm . stay calm . stay -- john : what 's going on ? travis : look , she was under the influence of chloroform while she was in the back seat of that car , and this is the first time she 's going to access these memories , so she 's going to experience some fear and some panic with this . evangeline , what 's happening now ? evangeline : he 's driving again . and i 'm still -- i 'm trying to look at the map , but he keeps turning around to look at me . there must not be any place to pull over because he keeps driving . travis : evangeline , i want you to focus your awareness . is there anything you can tell us about the map ? evangeline : it 's -- it 's -- it 's strange ? i ca n't figure out what -- i got to get it out of the pocket . but he keeps turning around , so i 'm afraid if i move , he might see . john : ok . did you ever get a look at the map ? evangeline : i 'm trying . i 'm trying . i need it . i know , i need it . it 's just -- travis : evangeline , relax . evangeline : i 'm trying . travis : relax . now , i want you to tell me what 's important about this map to you ? evangeline : there 's something on it , something . it 's -- it 's writing , circles . circles . he 's circled parts of the map . and one of the circles has an x on it . john : where was the x ? evangeline : i do n't know , but there 's writing . john : what did it say ? evangeline : it says `` this is where whoever mc bain picks dies . `` [ scene_break ] todd : bl -- blair -- blair ? [ scene_break ] antonio : jess ? what 's the matter ? do n't you want to find out what tess has been up to ? jessica : i tried to find out about her before , and it did n't help . i could n't -- i could n't stop her from taking over . antonio : but it 's different now , ok ? you 're not fighting her alone . jessica : look , i love you for wanting to help , but -- antonio : she ca n't hurt me , jess . all right ? and the more you know about her , the more it gives us the upper hand . jessica : i just -- i do n't want to be anywhere around tess . i do n't want to be anywhere around her life . i just really do n't think that i can handle it . antonio : ok . ok . then we wo n't go there , not now . let 's just get you out of here , get you back home . [ scene_break ] fred : nash . nash : fred , my man . what is going on ? fred : well , you tell me . how did things go with dennis hunt ? nash : uh -- fred : nash ? nash : yeah . fred : focus . how did things go with that money guy i set you up with ? nash : we are talking , he 's interested , and i may be getting my winery after all . fred : yeah , i 'm glad things are finally breaking for you . nash : i 'm telling you , between this and my lady , things are feeling good . [ scene_break ] rex : look , whatever i might have done to hayes , that freak deserved it . man : oh , he deserved to have the last shreds of sanity driven from him ? rex : is n't that what you wanted ? makes this case a slam - dunk for you . you can make partner in your firm , make your wife and kids proud that my sister might be dying and you do n't give a damn . bo : balsom . i 'll handle this . man : please . by all means , do something about him . bo : him ? he 's natalie vega 's brother . i 'm her uncle . if i 'm going to do anything to anybody about this , it 's going to be you and your client . man : mr. barber has suffered enough abuse at the hands of you and the others that you let harass him . bo : do you want to talk about abuse and harassment ? then talk to balsom here . he can tell you all about how barber almost killed him and marcie walsh both . man : listen , if you do n't want a mistrial , i suggest you put a leash on mr. balsom . bo : put him on a leash ? i want to lock him up in the cell with barber and let him do whatever he wants until he gets barber to tell us where natalie vega is . and if you have a problem with that , i 'd take it up with d.a . hanen , ok ? but i 'll bet you do n't get far , because you 're not making a lot of friends around here . man : i 've said what i came to say . i want to see my client . bo : be my guest . you do remember where we keep the bad guys , do n't you ? rex : hmm . thanks for backing me up . bo : how much longer am i going to have to bail your butt out of trouble ? rex : you know the answer to that . bo : yeah -- till we find natalie . [ scene_break ] john : are you sure we should go on ? we can end this . evangeline : `` this is where whoever mc bain picks dies . `` i do n't know if that means , i do n't know what he 's planning , but i have to find out where it is . it 's important . i know it . travis : evangeline , would you like to go further now ? evangeline : i have to . i have to get the map out of the pocket . john : did you get a look at the map ? evangeline : yes . john : ok , can you see where the x is ? evangeline : i 've got it . john : you can see where the x is ? evangeline : yes . no , it 's hard to tell . it 's -- it is n't a road map . it 's a topographic map . john : ok . that 's good . did you get a look at the terrain ? maybe a valley , a river ? evangeline : he 's stopping the car . i have to look fast . no . do n't . john : what 's going on ? evangeline : he 's going to chloroform me again . i got to get it . i 've got to get another look at the map . i 've got to get another look at the map . john : did you ? evangeline : everything 's going dark . it 's like i -- i 'm underwater . the map , i do n't know -- i ca n't see . john : hey -- evangeline : i ca n't see . john : it 's ok . it 's ok . i 'm right here , all right ? she 's told us all she can . travis : ok , slow down , evangeline . just take a deep breath and breathe out . just relax . are there any other details about this experience ? evangeline : yes . there 's something else . it 's about the map . [ scene_break ] fred : look , let 's get out of this rain . nash : hey , look , i 'm supposed to meet tess here any minute . fred : ok . look , we go back how far ? i have never seen you this whipped . nash : `` whipped `` ? no , no , no . nobody is holding a gun to my head , all right ? and those are not lash marks on my back , buddy boy . fred : well , she must be something . nash : she is something and a biscuit . fred : so , this one could actually last for more than a month or two , huh ? nash : give me a little credit . fred : that is giving you credit . nash : all right , so i have n't actually met `` the one `` yet . i mean -- fred : all right , so -- so you 're saying this girl is ? nash : if she 'll have me , yeah . fred : all right . so what 's the word on her ? where 's she from ? nash : i do n't know . fred : well , where 'd she go to school ? nash : i do n't know . fred : does she have a job ? nash : no . fred : zero out of three . so , you know , why bother getting to know each other when you 're living together ? nash : you know , it 's a funny thing . i mean , i feel like i do know her . i mean , i do n't know about her , but i -- i know who she is . hey , look , why do n't you stick around , all right ? i mean , she 's coming and you can see for yourself how amazing she is . she 's amazing . fred : no , look -- look , i got to run . maybe we can hook up later . nash : all right , let 's do that . fred : ok . nash : i 'm not going anywhere and neither is my tess . all right . [ scene_break ] antonio : do you want to talk to dr. jamison ? do you want to call st. ann 's ? because if you 're that worried about tess coming out , then maybe we should do something to keep it from happening . jessica : what , like lock me up ? antonio : well , if that 's what you think will work . jessica : it did n't before . antonio : ok . ok , so what do you think you should do ? jessica : i 'm not sure . i really -- i do n't know what makes tess come out . but i think -- i think that she is afraid of you . i think that she 's afraid of how strong our love is . antonio : well , then i 'm here . ok ? i mean , if i 'm the reason that tess stays away , i 'm not leaving your side . jessica : even if it means you 're putting yourself in danger ? antonio : listen , we were together all that time at the coffee shop and the entire drive back , and she still has n't come out . jessica : no , you 're right . she did n't at all . i do n't even feel her inside me . antonio : then it 's just us . jessica : i missed you so much , antonio . antonio : i missed you . jessica : i love you . and nothing , no one is going to change that . no , i ca n't . antonio : what 's the matter ? jessica : antonio , we ca n't make love . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] todd : ha -- margaret 's voice : i know you can get very mad at me . margaret : but you would never kill your own baby . you ca n't have two families for one man , so , well , what could i do ? we 're just going to have to eliminate one of them . todd : agh -- [ scene_break ] natalie : you came through for me , john . and now i 'm letting you down . you know , you tried to save me from burning alive , and now i 'm going to die here . i do n't want to die . i -- natalie : it 's time to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i see myself struggling with him . i see myself struggling to stay conscious . i 'm about to pass out , but right before i do , i see it . i see it . john : what did you see ? evangeline : it 's a map of llantano mountain . john : are you sure ? evangeline : positive . that 's where hayes is going to take us -- me or natalie -- whichever one john chooses . hayes is going to take us to llantano mountain to die . [ scene_break ] todd : uh -- ah ! [ scene_break ] bo : now , viki , we may have a lead . it might tell us where natalie is . ok . i 'll keep you posted . do you even know how to knock ? rex : what 's going on with evangeline ? bo : why do you want to know ? rex : i saw her earlier . something 's going on with her and mc bain . are n't you going to check on her or anything ? bo : whatever 's going on right now , i 'm going to let it play out , ok , because if i go in there , i could screw it up . rex : so , evangeline knows more than she was letting on ? bo : more than she knew herself . rex : what are we talking ? hypnosis ? bo : why would you jump to that ? rex : because there 's a hypnotist in there with her ? i 've seen them on tv . bo : who 's the cop here ? rex : look , just tell me . do you think evangeline knows where to find natty ? [ knock on door ] rex : come in . i see at least somebody knocks before entering . nora : i need a one - on - one with you . rex : i 'm gone . bo : oh , hey , hey , you stay where i can see you , and do n't go near the task force room . do n't do that . nora : barber 's attorney is not letting this thing go with marcie and rex . we got to do something about this . bo : we do n't have to do squat . forget holland , forget he was here , and forget what he said about colson . nora : oh , it was a sucker punch that i walked right into . i 'm fine . bo : good . nora : look , holland does n't have a case . he 's just blowing smoke , but he could make things not so nice for marcie and rex . bo : not if we do n't let him . i hope you 're with me on this . nora : bo , i 'm -- i 'm planning a whole case around the fact that barber knew exactly what he was doing . if marcie and rex have messed that up , we 've got big problems . bo : my money says he 's faking it . nora : i hope you 're right . bo : are you ok ? nora : yeah , i 'm fine . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i see the mountain , but llantano mountain is so huge . john : ok . this place where you saw the x . evangeline : where it says `` whoever mc bain picks dies . `` john : do you remember what part of the mountain it was on ? evangeline : i think it 's on the right side , the eastern part of the map . john : eastern part -- are you sure ? evangeline : i see it . and now everything 's going dark . and now i 'm waking up , i 'm in a basement . there 's natalie . oh , my god , i hope she 's still alive . oh , please . john : ok . i think we got enough . travis : ok . ok , evangeline , i 'm going to bring you out of it now . when i count from one to three , you 'll come back bright and alert with all your conscious recall . one , two , and three . wide awake . evangeline : how 'd i do ? john : you 're amazing . i do n't know how to thank you . [ scene_break ] todd : huh -- ah ! ha -- [ scene_break ] antonio : i thought you were happy to be back here and that you felt safe . jessica : oh , i do . antonio : but you ca n't make love to me . jessica : oh . i want to , antonio , i really do , but i just ca n't . antonio : because of tess ? you 're afraid it 'll bring her out ? jessica : yeah , it does have to do with tess . antonio : she ca n't touch us . i wo n't let her . jessica : but she got out of st. ann 's . ok , there 's no telling what she 's capable of . antonio : look , she did n't hurt anyone there , if that 's what you 're thinking . jessica : i thought locking myself up in st. ann 's was the right thing to do . i thought that i had everything under control . she -- she wants to destroy everything , everyone that i care about , especially you . she 'd do anything to break us up . she 's not going to stop until she does . antonio : was she the one who took off your engagement ring ? jessica : oh , my god , my ring , my bracelet . antonio : no , no , i got that . i -- i found it . jessica : where ? antonio : in new york , in the street . that 's how i ended up finding you . jessica : oh , tess must have dropped it , i guess . antonio : no . no , the clasp was n't broken . she probably threw it away . jessica : probably , yeah . she does n't like to have any attachments with any men . and that 's why i ca n't make love to you . [ scene_break ] nash : the inscription in your bracelet -- `` to jessica . love always , antonio . `` nash : tess , where are you ? i mean , i do n't know whether to be worried or pissed , but call me when you get this , ok ? [ scene_break ] antonio : and the ring -- they 're not important . jessica : antonio , you do n't understand . antonio : i 'm trying , jess . i 'm -- i 'm trying . jessica : i know . and i know i must sound crazy . i 'm talking about her like she 's another person . antonio : she is . i do get that . jessica : and you understand that i have no control over her , you know , no matter what i say or what i do -- antonio : yes . jessica : i have no control over what she does . antonio : yes , and now that i know she exists , certain things are a lot more clear , except that -- jessica : what ? antonio : you ca n't make love to me . jessica : i told you -- antonio : you told me what ? what , that you 're afraid it 'll bring tess out ? i mean , you just said that when i 'm with you it seems to keep her away . jessica : antonio , i -- i love you . that 's why i ca n't -- antonio : that 's why you ca n't what ? i mean , what do you think -- what do you think tess can do if we make love ? jessica : it 's not what i think she could do . it 's what -- oh , god . it 's what she 's already done . antonio : what do you mean ? jessica : tess -- well , she got around . she 's -- she 's kind of a party girl . antonio : well , i know r.j. and lindsay testified at the hearing that they saw you at that club . jessica : yeah , that 's not all . antonio : talk to me , jess . jessica : antonio , i -- i ca n't make love to you because i do n't want to put you at risk . [ scene_break ] nash : ah ! damn it , tess ! where the hell are you ? even though it goes against everything we talked about , i think i 'm starting to fall in love with you . tess : i think i 'm falling in love with you , too . when you come home later , there are some things that i have to tell you about me . nash : never con a con artist , huh ? should have seen that one coming a mile away . [ scene_break ] jessica : i did n't want it to be true . when i went looking for answers about tess , i -- i did n't think that it would be that bad . antonio : what has she done to us , jess ? jessica : she thought that it could , that -- that she could do that . antonio : what are you telling me ? that she slept with someone else ? jessica : not just with someone . tess -- she had a lot of sex with a lot of different men . [ scene_break ] asa : margaret ? are you here , woman ? manning ? ooh , ooh , i hope he -- i 'll be damned . it looks like things are -- are going the way i planned . hmm . oh , crazy - as - a - loon margaret -- ugh -- and manning must have -- yeah -- canceled each other out . ooh . but where are the bodies ? [ scene_break ] rex : what happened in there ? did you remember where natalie is ? evangeline : not the exact spot , but i 'm hoping i pointed john in the right direction . rex : where ? where 's my sister ? bo : evangeline , do n't say another word . rex : ok , i have a right to know . bo : we 're close , balsom . do n't blow it now . rex : how close ? do you know where she is ? bo : we 're checking . we do n't know for sure . rex : somebody 's got to . bo : hey , hey ! i 'm going to have a talk now with evangeline in my office . evangeline ? officer : yeah . so that creep finally came out of his coma , huh ? yeah . i 'll tell the boss . rex : nick messina 's among the living , huh ? officer : yeah , it sure looks like it . rex : hmm . john : evangeline williamson remembered some things under hypnosis -- seeing a map of llantano mountain like this one . several locations on the map were circled . one in particular was marked with an x on the east side of the mountain . now , we 're proceeding under the assumption that barber intended to take natalie or evangeline to that spot , but i want all the circled areas searched . i know it 's a lot of ground to cover . we 're going to look by ground , air , and underground . i 'll get some professional spelunkers up there to go through the crevices and caves . we 're not coming back without natalie . let 's get to it . officer : ok , let 's go . evangeline : go . find natalie . bring her home . [ next_on ] nash : tess , what has happened to you ? antonio : you had sex with other men ? jessica : what do we do ? david : spencer is cold and calculating . nothing has changed since he got to llanview . spencer : who 's margaret ? todd : she 's pregnant with my baby .
under hypnosis , evangeline remembers the map , and where that hayes could have taken natalie on the eastern side of llantano mountain . todd comes to , and tries to call for help , but under severe pain continues to fall into the floor . asa comes in , and seeing todd unconscious comes to the assumption that both todd , and margaret have killed each other , but can not find the people involved . nora comes into bo 's office , and informs him because of marcie , and rex visiting hayes that it has plunged him so far over the edge that they may never know where natalie is . natalie finds a stake in the water , and writes on the wall , `` good - bye , john . `` antonio takes jessica back to llanview , but when he tries to get intimate with her , she pulls away . she tells him that she can not make love to him because tess had had sex with a lot of different men , and it would put his life in danger .
cord : tina ? tina : cord . [ breathes heavily ] tina : it 's been so long . cord : it 's been a long time . tina : too long . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm sorry . marty : why ? todd : well , here you are in my bed , and you do n't know who i am or who you are . marty : are you afraid i 'm going to take advantage of you ? this is n't about me . todd : what do you mean ? marty : it 's about blair . [ scene_break ] blair : so you think todd has this woman living with him in his house ? john : i 'm pretty sure . blair : since when , john ? i mean , wait -- does it go back to when you wanted to search his house ? do you think that 's - is that what it 's about ? i mean , was -- that mystery chick ? john : you know i ca n't talk to you about police business . blair : wait , wait -- it 's not police business , it 's my business . so , what do you know about her ? [ scene_break ] gigi : whoa , whoa , rex is here ? delphina : well -- no . noelle : oh , my god ! girl , what are you doing here ? oh ! moe , moe come out of the kitchen , get your butt out of the kitchen . look who 's back . moe : morasco . ha ha . if you 're here to beg for your old job back , you can forget it . it 's gone . noelle : to three other girls . gigi : kiss it , moe stubbs . moe : gladly , morasco . [ laughs ] moe : who are you ? if this is your mother , i got some things i want to tell her . gigi : uh , no . this is delphina . she 's my - noelle : your ? delphina : psychic . i really want to touch your head . gigi : um , i think only noelle gets to do that . noelle : damn straight . delphina : sorry , it 's just your aura . it 's psychedelic , man . moe : aura schmaura . noelle : psychic ? really ? like -- like you can see the future ? delphina : well , so they say . although currently i seem to be focusing on the past . [ scene_break ] tv announcer : richard milhous nixon is expected to win his party 's nomination today on the first ballot . governor nelson rockefeller of new york and california governor ronald reagan are anticipated - rex : this is a bad dream , right ? like the shower scene in `` dallas `` ? bo : couple of hundred miles to dallas . rex : okay , i 'm going to wake up . it 's going to be 2008 . no time - space portals , no peace pies , no switched identities , no spencer truman . bo : professor fina . what is that ? delphina : [ as professor fina ] ah , this is a device to help us locate the portal , of course . rex : of course . bo : how does it work ? professor fina : well , that depends on if the weather , well -- uh , turns . rex : okay , well , the news said that there 's a big storm building in the gulf . it could be bringing death and destruction this way . professor fina : oh , that 's just excellent , i think . rex : so when the storm hits we get transported , right ? bo : back to llanview , 2008 . professor fina : no , this is not what i would call an exact science . rex : no kidding . bo : okay , then . let 's say if the storm gets here and if we find this portal , then what ? professor fina : simple , then you just go through it back to the future . but you must be careful to do it at the precise moment . rex : or we 're stuck here another 20 years . professor fina : at least , i 'd say . bo : do you have any idea when this moment might be ? professor fina : oh , yes , it 's midnight tonight . this could be your last day in 1968 . or not . [ scene_break ] moe : only the health department gets to fondle the ketchup . gigi : was it telling you something ? delphina : bo and rex were here . gigi : they were ? moe : i could have told you that . bo 's the drunk , right ? gigi : well , rex never said anything about -- moe : rex is the kid that was looking for him . and now you 're looking for both of them ? noelle : what 's going on , gigi ? gigi : it 's a really , really long story . delphina : i 'm getting another vibe . moe : and i 'm getting an urge to tell you what to do with that vibe . delphina : you know , you 're like a red diaper baby . your father was a true believer . moe : you do n't know anything about my daddy . delphina : how is jeremiah doing in the nursing home , anyway ? moe : she got all that from gigi . gigi : i did n't know anything about that , moe . noelle : whoa . gigi : okay , if rex was here , did he say anything ? did he tell you anything ? noelle : just that he was looking for that bo fella , and then he left . and that 's the last we heard of either of them . gigi : okay , they 've got to be at the buchanan family ranch . delphina , come on , let 's go . delphina : do you have any tea leaves i could read ? gigi : just bags . and we do n't have time . delphina : actually , we do . because i 'm not going anywhere until we get a sign . moe : what kind of sign ? because if lightning 's going to strike my place -- noelle : now he 's a believer . delphina : yeah , we have to be there at exactly the right time . gigi : you read that cover to cover on the plane , three times . delphina : yeah , now i 'm reading between the lines . moe : i 'm reading between her ears and i still ai n't gettin ' nothin ' . noelle : shh , moe . gigi : delphina , please talk to me . delphina , i paid you a lot of money to bring me this far . delphina : now i 'm going to need some more . gigi : what ? delphina : i 'm going to need your faith . gigi : i have faith , i 've got to . so please tell me what we 're going to do next . [ scene_break ] delphina [ as prof. fina ] well , that 's -- bo : whoa -- hey , now , take it easy . rex : you okay ? professor fina : yes , i -- it 's sinus . i think , well -- it 's a headache , is n't it ? rex : do n't stroke out on us now . you 're our only shot . i ca n't believe i just said that . bo : professor , let 's say that we have to find this portal by midnight , okay ? then should we be standing around here or should we be out there looking for it ? professor fina : just let me think . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] sir , i killed the fatted calves , all 70 of them . i 've flown in lobster from maine , crab from baltimore , and of course ordered so much liquor that nobody will ever remember what they ate . bo : [ as asa ] that 's terrific . chuck : i ca n't tell you how appreciative i am of the sendoff you 're giving our boys . chuck : [ as chuck jr. ] i got ta tell you , bo , i -- i feel awful celebrating in style when our boys over there - rex : [ as bo ] i know what you mean . natalie : [ as maria ] i could n't fit all my clothes in the bag , so i -- well , it 's nothing . i ca n't wear them much longer . noelle : [ as rosa ] maria , i really do n't think you should go . natalie : and what ? and let mr. asa ruin my life ? no , my child deserves better . rosa : but if clint knew about the baby -- maria : if i tell clint , his father , he 'll -- rosa : clint . maria : you 're supposed to be in abilene . jared : [ as clint ] well , i left the auction as soon as i done my bidding . you going somewhere ? maria : no , rosa -- she -- your father fired her . clint : what ? why ? maria : no good reason . clint : well , i 'm going to talk to him . maria : no . rosa : i wo n't stay where i 'm not wanted . clint : well , what can i do ? rosa : nada , gracias . i 'm going back to my family in mexico . maria : i 'm taking her to the bus . clint : uh , well -- good luck to you , rosa . rosa : thank you . clint : you sure i ca n't drive you ? maria : no , no . we 're fine . clint : all right . promise me you 'll be careful . maria : i promise . clint : okay , and -- maria : adios . clint : hasta pronto . see you at the party , right ? maria : te amo , clint . clint : you know with my little brother going away to war , i -- i just been thinking about what matters . you 're part of me , maria . always . maria : and you 're a part of me . the best part . [ scene_break ] cord : so i guess we 're here for the same reason , huh ? we were both worried about sarah . tina : yeah . yeah , i was worried about her . cord : honey , what are you doing ? you ca n't just drop out of sight like that . why did n't you return any of my calls ? sarah : dad , i -- tina : she was with me . cord : with you ? i did n't realize the two of you were even talking , let alone traveling together . but i think that 's great . sarah : yeah ? cord : yeah . yeah , but honey , when you just go away like that and you do n't tell anybody , your granddaddy was worried . i was going out of my mind . sarah : dad , i 'm sorry . tina : it 's not her fault . cord : okay . what 's going on here ? tina : um , nothing . everything 's fine now . cord : now ? all right , i would like to hear the entire story . tina : how much time do you have ? cord : for my daughter , i 've got forever . tina : okay . cord : wait a second . i think i 'm going to want to sit down for this . [ scene_break ] clint : the only good thing about this is dorian has n't had the time to run asa 's company right into the ground . nora : you told cord that you had a way of dealing with dorian . is that true ? clint : yup . nora : okay , probably something i should n't know anything about . clint : it 's -- it 's not like -- i just do n't want to jinx it . nora : okay , well , if we 're not going to talk about business , let 's get rid of the spreadsheets . and let 's talk about soft music and some candlelight . dallas : i know it 's late , but you 're still a night owl , are n't you , clint ? and i hope i am not interrupting anything . [ scene_break ] todd : i was n't thinking about blair . i am now , but i was n't . marty : all the time i 've been here , all you talk about is your family . i mean , you 're -- todd : obsessed ? marty : no , you 're hurting , and so it 's only natural that you 're going to want to get back at blair and john mcbain . why are you taking care of me ? todd : because i 'm a fabulous guy . marty : yeah , you 're a fabulous guy . which is why i know that after a lifetime of loving blair you still have feelings for her . todd : mostly hatred and disgust . do n't give me that look . you hated her , too . marty : i did n't even know that i knew her . todd : yes , you did know her . and you could n't stand her . [ scene_break ] john : do you see anything out of the ordinary at manning 's house ? blair : what ? whips and chains ? john : no . when i was up there , there was a nurse -- medical equipment , medications . blair : john , what 's going on ? john : there was a woman staying with ramsey before he was killed . blair : who ? john : i do n't know . but what i do know is she was recovering from a serious injury . blair : and you think todd is romantically involved with this injured woman ? john : involved , yes . i do n't know if there 's anything romantic about it . blair : why would todd be with the woman who was injured at ramsey 's house ? john : i have no idea . blair : the bigger question is , i mean , if she 's really that injured -- i mean , could todd really be sleeping with her ? john : he said he was n't , remember ? blair : oh , yeah , that 's right . because they are so deeply committed spiritually . john : whatever . or maybe he said that to get to you because he ca n't sleep with her . [ scene_break ] rex : look , professor fina . i got to get out of here tonight , or i 'm on my way to vietnam . delphina : [ as professor fina ] [ clears throat ] then we must be in precisely the right place at precisely the right time , without so much as a hair out of place . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] care to give this list one more gander , sir ? bo : [ as asa ] sure . whoa , this is a lot of people , chuck . chuck : bo and chuck jr. are mighty popular with the folks . asa : well , i think you 've done just fine . rex : [ as bo ] uh , pa ? could i talk to you for a second ? asa : sure . rex : it occurs to me that if we 're having a party here with a house full of people and i 'm one of the guests of honor , we 're not really going to be free before midnight . bo : no , they 're going to be partying all night long . rex : uh , then how are we getting out of here ? bo : this place will be so crowded they 'll never miss us . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] i ca n't believe asa broke it off with you and then comes sniffing around later . that 's terrible , emma , even for him . gigi : [ as emma ] that 's after he pawned me off on his son . renee : oh , well , asa puts bo through a lot . emma : that bo , he 's such a gentleman . he talked to me like i was worth something . renee : darling , you are . emma : he 's being shipped out tomorrow . i 'm scared to death he 's going to ' nam . moe : [ as jeremiah ] we 're going to make sure he gets a hero 's send off . i 'm catering a real texas barbecue . renee : whoa -- the buchanans are having a party tonight ? and miss renee divine was n't invited ? jeremiah : you might be the only one in the tri - county area that was n't . renee : emma , how would you like to crash a party tonight ? [ scene_break ] rex : so you remember this party , the way it really went down in ' 68 ? bo : oh , yeah . yeah , there was a party , not that i remember much of it . because i had mucho cerveza . professor fina : oh , no -- no , no , no . that will not do . you must remember everything , the way it happened exactly 40 years ago . any deviation , and you may not only alter the future , but you may -- rex : do you have to keep reminding us of every possible way we can get stuck here forever ? professor fina : well , it is the law of averages , is n't it ? the more i remind you , the less likely it is to happen . rex : nothing can go wrong . i 've got to get out of here . jared : [ as clint ] pa , where the hell do you get off treating people that way ? [ scene_break ] [ wind howling ] noelle : you 're pretty desperate to find rex . you 're desperate like a woman in love . gigi : i am in love with him , noelle . even though he 's technically married and i 'm technically living with another guy . noelle : oh , yeah , i heard about how shane 's daddy came back to llanview . shane must think he won the lottery . gigi : yeah , he adores brody . noelle : must be kind of hard for you to be in love with rex , huh ? gigi : i just want to find him because i 'm really scared that he 's in trouble . noelle : you know , i believe in true love . and this is a magical place . it 's where moe and me found each other , and where you and rex first laid eyes on each other again after all those years . and look at viki and charlie . gigi : well , that did n't turn out so well . noelle : oh , no . what happened ? gigi : lots . but , you know , i 'm keeping my fingers crossed that they work things out . noelle : so am i . for you and rex , too . delphina : just talked to fina . it 's time . gigi : time for what ? delphina : girl , you 're not going to believe it . just come . moe : gigi , do n't go anywhere with that loon . delphina : you know what ? i hope she does say no . noelle : huh ? moe : kook ! gigi : bye , moe . bye , noelle . i hope i see you again -- soon . noelle : good luck . [ scene_break ] dallas : i forgot to bring this earlier , but i wanted to make sure that you have them first thing in the morning for breakfast . clint : oh -- philbert 's biscuits . thank you . dallas : i remember how much you loved them . and you ca n't get them here in the states . clint : no . dallas : we used to have them every morning for breakfast . nora : wow , and you schlepped them all the way across the ocean . that 's so - wow . clint : i 'm going to put these in the kitchen in a place where nigel ca n't find them . excuse me . be right back . nora : so , dallas , uh - so how long are you staying in llanview ? dallas : well , indefinitely . nora : what about your job ? dallas : well , i quit . nora : oh . dallas : yes . [ laughter ] dallas : you know , some of my investments have paid off , and i just do n't feel obligated to jump into anything right away . and i wanted to see if there 's anything i could do for clint , you know , during the -- oh , this terrible time . nora : yeah , it 's funny , because when -- when asa died , it was a terrible time , too . but you did n't come then , so -- dallas : is this a conversation , nora , or a cross - examination ? nora : oh , i 'm - sorry , i 'm a lawyer , so it 's sort of an occupational hazard . dallas : i understand . excuse me . nora : i do have one question , though . and i would really appreciate an honest answer . did you come here to rekindle your romance with clint ? [ scene_break ] cord : so you have ignored our daughter for the better part of a decade , and you 're going to skate through town and not even see her . and , in fact , you never would have seen her if you had n't almost gotten her killed in the process . sarah : dad -- cord : and all of this happens , tina , because you 've got this scheme to get your hands on the crown jewels of mendorra ? why are you still talking to her , girl ? tina : well , i did n't know that carlo was in mendorra . and i certainly did n't know he was going to try to get revenge on me by using her . cord : do you ever think through anything that you do first , tina ? do you ? you know what , that 's a stupid question . do n't even answer it . all this time i 've been worrying about my daughter running off with some sort of a dangerous man when what i 've really got to worry about is her running off with her dangerous mother . tina : you know , if i could do it all over again , i would . cord : well , tina , what would you differently , huh ? i mean , would you hold on to those jewels this time and not let them go ? is that what you 'd do differently ? sarah : dad , listen . look , mom was a wreck when she thought she lost me . she begged to take my place . she was going to die for me . and when she thought that she was actually going to die , do you know what the last thing she said was ? tina : sarah , no . no , please . cord : your mama would say whatever she had to say to save her own skin . do you not get that yet ? sarah : she said , `` i love you , cord . `` [ scene_break ] noelle : [ as rosa ] am i just supposed to leave you here . natalie : [ as maria ] i told you , my friend al roberts - rosa : and what if he does n't show ? are you going to walk to mexico ? maria : he 'll be here . moe : [ as jeremiah ] let me guess . you 're back for a piece of my famous peace pie . rosa : maria 's waiting for someone . jeremiah : i 've been waiting for you all my life . i got another flower for you , my rose . rosa : it 's rosa . and no use wasting flowers on me , i 'm allergic . jeremiah : believe it or not , i can take a hint . maria : why are n't you nicer to him ? rosa : he 's not serious , not about someone like me . rosa : here . here 's how to get in touch with my godfather . he 's a doctor . he 'll help you with the baby . maria : raising a baby on my own , i do n't know if i can do it . rosa : you 're strong . you can do anything . maria : i could n't stand up to asa buchanan . but , you know what ? someday i will . then he 'll be very , very sorry for what he did to clint and to me and our baby . [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] what 's got you so damned riled up ? jared : [ as clint ] well , how could you fire rosa ? asa : rosa ? clint : yeah . asa : uh , right . because she was stealing from me . clint : well , maybe if you paid her better . asa : clint , you do n't know anything about what happened . clint : i know you 're a bully and you do n't care who you hurt . rex : [ as bo ] that 's not true . he 's a great father , and the last thing he wants is to hurt anyone . clint : you angling to get me written out of the will before you ship off ? bo : i just do n't want to spend my last days here fighting , okay ? i 'll get enough of that over there . clint : i 'm your big brother . maybe i should be the one going . asa : you ca n't help it if you 've got flat feet . clint : well , i 'm sorry , pa . i 'm sure you had your reasons for letting her go . i 'm a little on edge today . i 'm thinking about tomorrow . but tonight , tonight will be one to remember . asa : better be . [ scene_break ] gigi : sorry to drop in so late . chuck : it 's all right , ma'am . gigi : oh , call me gigi . please . chuck : well , gigi , i 've been pretty worried ever since you called rex 's cell phone . gigi : what happened to it ? chuck : i do n't know . there was a big storm , and then rex and bo disappeared , and i found that afterwards . gigi : it looks burnt . delphina : where did you find it ? can you show me ? chuck : now ? there 's another storm brewing . gigi : yeah , we heard . chuck : i could show you on a map . gigi : okay , great . thanks . so , this thing still works ? chuck : seems to . i turned it off after you called . i figured rex would come back for it , but never did . i 'll go get you that map . delphina : uh , do n't -- do that . gigi : my call is here on the log . and when he called me -- oh , my god . it 's really true . july 29 , 1968 . [ scene_break ] marty : i just can not imagine what it 's like to have someone keeping your children from you . and as justified as that anger is , todd , you are going to stay angry if you harden your heart and you do n't allow it to ache from the loss . todd : my heart 's been hard forever . it 's had to be . marty : okay , but it 's all right for you to admit how much you love blair , even if you ca n't get back together with her . and it 's okay for you to admit how deeply she hurt you . todd : she did . [ scene_break ] blair : i know todd probably better than anyone -- lucky me . john : hmm . blair : you know what ? i do n't think he 's just saying all that just to get to me . i think maybe he has real feelings for this woman . john : i still think there 's more to the story . blair : can i do anything ? john : oh , no . no way -- i 'm not dragging you into this . blair : okay , i understand . so what are you going to do now ? john : well , i 've got a pretty heavy caseload , and since there 's been no complaints filed , no crime , no witnesses to a crime , i think i 'm going to have to handle this one on my own time . blair : why do n't you talk to the new commissioner ? john : well , until bo gets back , there is n't one . blair : come on , john . who 's doing this job until somebody 's appointed ? john : i guess you 'd be looking at him . [ scene_break ] gigi : 1968 ? i ca n't believe this . delphina : well , the phone is obviously the conduit . gigi : huh ? delphina : right -- you 're going to need to turn that off . we 're going to need it later . gigi : okay . okay . delphina : i think -- yeah -- professor fina is telling us that we have to -- what ? yeah , we need to be through the portal by midnight . gigi : well , what are we waiting for ? delphina : for the time to be right . gigi : that again ? delphina : and -- we have to find the precise location of where chuck found the cell phone . gigi : and how will we know when the time is right ? delphina : well , i assume that the professor will let us know . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as professor fina ] gentlemen , i believe the conditions are perfect . jared : [ as clint ] perfect for what ? who are you ? bo : [ as asa ] clint , why do n't we get those horses in the barn before it starts raining ? clint : it 's done . asa : thanks . bo : all right , you two come with me . [ muttering in background ] bo : what 's wrong ? professor fina : wrong ? nothing 's wrong -- things are right . very right . this is right ? rex : what the hell does that mean ? professor fina : [ mumbling ] i 'm sorry , was i talking ? [ scene_break ] delphina : yeah . they are here . [ scene_break ] sarah : i 'm going to leave you guys alone for a few minutes . you 've only got , what , 20 years to catch up on ? cord : sarah , you do n't have to do that . you -- tina : look , i know you do n't want to hear it , but -- it 's true . when i thought i was going to die , my last words were , `` i love you , cord . `` cord : tina , i was n't even there . tina : all i could think about was you -- our kids , our life together . that 's all i could think about , because i never -- stopped loving you . god knows i tried . i spent a decade running from the truth . but the truth is , i still love you . and i always will . i mean , no matter who i was with , no matter where i was , it was always you . i will always love you , cord . cord : me , too . tina : did you really say that ? cord : uh - huh . tina : i love you , and you love me , so -- maybe we could start over ? [ scene_break ] dallas : you know , i never would have taken you for the insecure type . nora : oh , no , i just like to know the bottom line . dallas : clint and i ended things when he moved back here , but we are still friends . that 's all . [ door slams ] nora : oh , okay . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] come on , emma . would n't you like to go over to that ranch and give asa buchanan a piece of your mind ? gigi : [ as emma ] i 've said all i have to say to asa . i do n't ever want to see him again . renee : all right , fine . emma : but i do want to go to the buchanan ranch tonight -- to see bo . renee : why ? emma : because i have something to offer him before he leaves to the army . renee : emma , and what kind of offering might that be ? emma : i remember when spencer 's daddy was being shipped out with his unit . all the stuff that we packed and put in his bag was like dead weight . he wrote me a letter later , telling me all the things he wished he had had . renee : so you have wisdom to offer bo . emma : exactly . renee : oh -- well , fair enough . come on , let 's go get our party dresses on , and those buchanan boys are in for a big surprise . [ scene_break ] noelle : [ as rosa ] mr. asa did a hateful thing to you . but try not to hold that spite in your heart . it 's no good for the baby . natalie : [ as maria ] i hated saying good - bye to clint . he did n't know what was happening . i want my baby to know everything about his father . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] well , the horses are in the stable . they 're pretty spooked . looks like this storm is going to be a doozy . delphina : [ as professor fina ] oh , a storm . that 's just excellent . clint : i 'm going to go check on the barn . rex : all right , what do you say we go outside and start looking for this portal before the party starts ? fina : oh , no , no , no . we ca n't get there too early , because then our energies might cause the vortex to , well , realign . rex : i do n't even know what that means . are we really buying this ? bo : i do n't think we really have a choice . i 've got to pretend i 'm asa again . i 'm going to go check in on the chucks . i 'll be right back . professor fina : oh , no , no , no . what are you doing ? rex : in case it 's my last chance to hear her voice , i want to call gigi one more time . [ scene_break ] gigi : what do you mean , `` they 're here `` ? i do n't -- i do n't see anyone . rex ! delphina : i feel their presence , see , they 're here -- and they 're not here . gigi : i 'm going to call rex -- in case your plan does n't work . [ scene_break ] rex : in case your plan does n't work . [ scene_break ] gigi : i just want to say – [ scene_break ] rex : good - bye . moe : [ as jeremiah ] do you really have to go so soon ? noelle : [ as rosa ] if my friend needs anything – jeremiah : you can count on me . rosa : gracias . jeremiah : de nada . hope to see you in the not - so - distant future . [ scene_break ] noelle : okay if i call it a night ? moe : no way , jose . noelle : oh , we have n't had a customer in an hour , moe - zay . moe : i have something i want to ask you . noelle : so , ask already . moe : i was visiting my daddy in the nursing home a while back , and he told me one of his stories . noelle : oh , i always love you telling jeremiah 's stories . moe : this one 's kind of sad . before he met my mama and they had me , he met the love of his life . noelle : what happened ? moe : somehow he let her get away . anyway -- [ clears throat ] moe : he spent his whole life pining . i 'm not going to make that same mistake . noelle : oh , well , it could n't have exactly been a mistake , because then he would n't have had you , right ? moe : will you hush and let me finish ? sorry . moe : noelle -- rosa -- louisa -- ortiz . will you marry me ? noelle : [ sobbing ] ye -- ye -- yeah , yeah , yeah , yes ! yes , yes , yes ! [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] noelle : [ as rosa ] does al roberts drive a beat - up white pickup ? natalie : [ as maria ] i think so . rosa : he just pulled up outside . maria : oh -- i guess this is it , then . rosa : take care of yourself and that baby . maria : i will , and i 'm so sure that i 'm going to have a boy . and i am going to be a good mommy to my cordero . [ scene_break ] cord : tina , we are so not going to talk about getting back together . tina : why not ? i mean , i love you , and you love me . cord : look , i think your life was being threatened . that 's probably why you thought about me . tina : no , no , it 's sarah -- being with sarah , spending all this time with her , realizing i would give my life for her . honey , it changed me . look , i want what you and i had together , and so does sarah . cord : did you see the look on her face when she told me that you said that you loved me ? tina : yes , so what 's the problem ? cord : i -- i just ca n't imagine what her face would look like the next time a cain rogan or a david vickers comes around , that 's all . tina : but i would n't do that to you now . cord : look , tina , everything that happened in mendorra , it just proves that nothing has changed . you 're still looking for lost treasure . and i found mine a long time ago , when we had c.j . and sarah . i 'm sorry . i am . sarah ? come on , honey , i 'm going to take you home . i 'm sure you 're anxious to see cristian . sarah : i love you , mom . tina : i love you , too . cord : good - bye , tina . [ sobbing ] [ scene_break ] todd : i just ca n't believe blair would turn on me yet again , after everything we 've been through . why , because i love my kids too much ? i 'm trying to be strong for them . i 'm trying to be there for them , the way my old man never was . and we had it all . we had such a good life together . and now my kids are growing up hating me . i 'm talking about it , but it 's not helping -- sorry . marty : no , i know it does n't feel like it is , but it is . todd : i see . marty : you trust me ? [ scene_break ] blair : cheers ! congratulations . john : no cheers , all right ? i 'm just holding down the fort . i would rather be a beat cop the rest of my life than do this . blair : okay , so you hate your job . you know what ? wait , wait -- i am very , very proud of you . and to celebrate , i 'd like to take you out . john : okay , it 's a date . [ scene_break ] delphina : uh - uh , no , you ca n't . you can not turn on the phone until it 's time . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as professor fina ] no , no , no , -- i must warn you that you may not use that phone until it 's time . rex : it would only be for a minute . i 've already done it once before . [ scene_break ] delphina : look , even a minute is too long . gigi , if we do n't do this right , you could lose rex forever . [ scene_break ] professor fina : if we do n't do this right , you could lose that girl , and when i say lose , i mean forever .
bo and rex are struggling to get out of 1968 and dependent on the help of the `` professor `` . gigi is struggling to find rex and dependent upon the help of madam delphina . we see when maria and clint were prevented from being together after she got pregnant with cord , in 1968 . in the present , cord reunites with tina for the first time in many years . and he tells her that he can not trust her around their daughter and can not go back to her . she is heart - broken , knowing that cord is still the love of her life . blair and john are growing closer while she reveals she may not be over todd . todd and marty are growing closer while he reveals to her that he may not be over blair .
viki : dorian ? dorian : well , hello , viki . viki : you 're early . dorian : am i ? wonderful . i 'll go return some calls ... viki : actually , i 'm glad you 're early . we have n't really had a chance to talk since you crashed my wedding . dorian : i 'm afraid my life has been a bit hectic . viki : dorian , that was the second time within a few weeks that you got drunk and made a scene . dorian : i am sober now . though if i had gone ahead with david 's plans , trust me , the man would 've driven me to drink . [ scene_break ] david : i do n't know why dorian does n't want to be on my reality show . she 's missing the chance of a lifetime . it 's sad , really . ford : yeah , for us . you promised me a rich woman , crazy sidekicks , fancy house , fancy name , extravagant living . david : i know . i gave you a great formula . ford : yeah , that we ca n't use ! now we have nothing . we have no location , no crew ... priscilla : gee , thanks . ford : all right , all right . no camera person . no cast . langston : did i hear you say you need a camera person ? this is markko . he 's an award - winning cameraman . david : is n't he still in high school ? markko : i just graduated . that 's a sweet camera . that model 's got a 48 kilohertz , 16 bit 4-channel pcm audio , 13 to one optical zoom lens , and i 'm going to guess an optical image stabilizer . nice . david : i do n't know about any of that but the `` on `` button 's right there . [ scene_break ] brody : i told you , man , i 'm fine . john : you ... you ready to make another exchange ? brody : same play with cole ? john : sergei 's got ta think he 's making a killing . brody : yeah , well , it looks like a killing to me . so , cole rakes in the drug money , sergei takes him to the next level ? john : gets him in with the supplier . whoever 's running sergei . brody : and what about the bug you planted outside cole 's place ? pick anything up ? john : well , it turns out sergei knows a few tricks , too . he bugged cole 's room . brody : cole did n't say anything to blow his cover , did he ? john : i gave him the heads - up . he knows he has to be careful . no more contact with anybody that can tip off these dealers , especially starr . [ scene_break ] cole : starr ? cole : how 'd you know i 'd be working here ? starr : i did n't . hope would n't go down for a nap , so i took her for a walk . cole : i 've missed her . starr : are you okay ? i 'm worried about you , especially after john said that we ca n't -- [ kiss ] cole : we 're being watched . starr : well , what should i do ? should i get hope out of here ? cole : no , no , no . that 's a little too suspicious . starr : oh . cole -- cole : hey . it 's okay . just follow my lead and kiss me again . [ scene_break ] marty : jessica ? jessica : marty . hi . marty : hi . lois told me you were in here . i just stopped by to give your mom and charlie a wedding present . jessica : oh , that 's so sweet . long time no see . come here . marty : oh , i know , it 's been too long . jessica : yeah . marty : actually , i thought maybe we could catch up or something . you want to get a cup of coffee ? not that i need more . jessica : you okay ? marty : yeah . i think i 'd breathe easier if my fate was n't being decided by the hospital board . they 're meeting right now , voting on whether or not i can go back to work there . [ scene_break ] dorian : i must admit , my recollection of your wedding is a bit hazy . viki : i can imagine . dorian : oh . i do seem to recall , though , proposing a toast to the happy couples . viki : oh , yes , you did do that . yes , you did . right after you told us we were making the biggest mistake of our lives . dorian : huh . did i say that ? viki : oh , you did . you did , indeed . but somehow , we all got married anyhow . dorian : ha . i suppose i must have been , as langston would say , toasted . viki : dorian , i 'm a little concerned about you . i hope this is n't becoming a habit . dorian : it was an aberration . it will never happen again . not ever . no , no , no , no . never again will a man drive me to drink . viki : okay . so , you said something earlier about david ? dorian : he 's back in llanview . viki : is he really ? oh . what 's he up to ? dorian : [ sigh ] [ scene_break ] langston : so , what do you say ? is markko hired ? ford : what are you -- his manager ? langston : maybe . ford : well , he knows cameras . he just needs experience . markko : p.s. -- surveillance video from inside dorian 's closet -- that does n't count . langston : he 's got experience . he just got accepted to the film program at ucla . markko : lang -- langston : no , it 's true . he 's totally the next tarantino . priscilla : so , what award did you win ? markko : just -- langston : top prize for his senior film . priscilla : oh . where 'd they show it , the high school auditorium ? markko : look , babe , it 's okay . look , i do n't have a lot of professional experience , but i 've used every single camera i can get my hands on . i work hard , i learn fast , and i 've got a real good eye . ford : well , the budget for this pilot is limited . it 'll be really low pay . markko : i 'll take any extra cash . i really need money to pay for a dorm room . i ca n't live at viki and charlie 's forever . david : viki and charlie live together ? langston : yeah . they 're married . david : what are you talking about ? i thought that wedding was next week . ford : all right . markko , if you really want the job , it 's yours . langston : sweet ! david : oh , wait a second ! that 's it ! dorian is not the only rich lady in this town with a cast of colorful characters , a big house with a fancy name . llanfair , here we come . [ scene_break ] jessica : do n't worry . the board is gon na say yes . you 'll be back at the hospital in no time . marty : maybe . i just have learned to not count on things . jessica : well , then i 'll count on it for you , okay ? you 're too good not to be at that hospital , and i know the waiting sucks . marty : yeah . i 've made a huge to - do list . try to distract myself from a few things . jessica : how 's cole ? marty : he 's brave . he 's doing his community service . i just wish it was over . jessica : he 's been through a lot . marty : how are you ? jessica : i 'm fine . marty : hey . you 're my friend . we 're friends , and i do n't want this big thing between us that we ca n't talk about . jessica : how is she ? your granddaughter ? marty : healthy . happy . she 's being doted on by too many people and she 's getting the best of everything . jessica : then i 'm glad . i 'm very , very glad . it 's gon na take me a long time to heal , but , you know , i look around me and i see my family and i 'm lucky . i 'm very , very lucky . i just -- i miss her a lot . marty : how could you not ? jessica : maybe that 's why ... marty : what ? jessica : i 'm seeing dead people . [ scene_break ] jared : ha . natalie : nice desk . jared : nice desk yourself . what are you doing here ? natalie : what are you doing here ? i feel like i 'm gon na have to come back to work a lot sooner than i anticipated just so i can see my husband . jared : i know it 's been a lot of late nights . natalie : well , thought you could use a little inspiration so you might come home early . jared : why wait till i get home ? [ jared chuckles ] jared : sweet . [ scene_break ] viki : a reality series starring david vickers ? dorian : ha ha ! is n't it absurd ? after all that talk about going to l.a. to be a serious actor . viki : well , in fairness to david , i think he really did want that . dorian : david is handsome , no doubt about that , but what dramatic range does he have ? who is going to pay david to be david ? viki : david can be very entertaining . dorian : yes , and clever and charming , but he certainly could never carry a show on his own . and he knows that . that 's why he wants me to be the real star of the show . and of course there 's my family -- all very passionate , intelligent , relatable . america would n't just want to watch the cramers . they 'd want to be the cramers . but it would be simply awful , would n't it ? living life in the public eye like that . and of course unthinkable , what with children in the house . viki : yes , well , living in a fishbowl would be dreadful . dorian : so , the whole idea for the show is off the table , because i refuse to be part of it . [ scene_break ] david : viki would do anything for me , and now that she 's married , she 'll be a real housewife of llantano county . plus with that family ... we can still call it the real lords of llanview ! markko : what 's he talking about ? ford : no , david , you ca n't just switch families . what if this viki person is n't even that interesting ? priscilla : yeah , that dorian was a -- woo - hoo -- trip . david : oh , trust me . between viki and her daughter jessica , we have at least 9 characters , plus the alcoholic boyfriend . actually , charlie 's her husband now . langston : he 's been sober for a while now . david : oh , you can take the alcohol out of the alcoholic -- markko : whoa . hold up . what kind of project is this ? ford : that 's reality , baby . david : there 's no one more real than viki . plus , with her other daughter natalie . she went from trailer park trash to debutante in no time , and then she married jared . he 's an ex - con . that 's the alcoholic 's son . and then jared , he was accused of killing jessica 's husband . oh , this is gon na be perfect . ha ha ha ha . [ scene_break ] jared : i should work late -- ahh -- more often . natalie : hmm . do n't you even think about it . jared : well , if you came back to the office ... [ both giggle ] [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] jessica : maybe it 's not accurate to say `` people . `` more like `` person . `` maybe that means i 'm not so far off the deep end . marty : come on , you do n't need to joke with me about this . jessica : no -- i -- i 'm seeing nash . or i have seen nash . it 's stupid , it 's silly -- marty : no , no , no , no , no , it 's not . tell me what happened . jessica : i only told brody . marty : okay , well , if you want to tell me , you know it stays between us . you know that . jessica : i know . i know . i -- it happened -- started happening the night before my mom 's wedding . i saw someone outside and i could n't see his face , but i swore it was nash . i swore it was him . but i tried to see him and then he was gone . so brody went out to see , and of course , no one was there . and then bree came in the next day with a stuffed animal , and i 'd never seen it before . it was brand - new . marty : okay , and ? jessica : and it was an elephant . she said her daddy gave it to her , and elephants were a thing with her and nash , you know . maybe i 'm losing my mind . marty : no . no . it 's okay . go on . jessica : i mean , sometimes it -- i do n't know -- it feels like i 'm being watched . the night of my mom 's wedding , i went to nash 's grave , and someone was there . marty : and you thought it was nash . jessica : well , i did n't see his face , again , but it was more like a feeling . i do n't know . am i crazy ? [ scene_break ] brody : anything i should tell cole ? john : you both just stick to your covers , all right ? nothing to make anyone suspicious . you 're just a guy looking to score . brody : never thought i 'd have to take acting lessons . john : look , you 're doing good . just hang in there . hey ! listen to me . you ever come in here high again , you 're fired . brody : okay . john : no , do n't `` okay `` me , all right ? brody : all right ! john : now , go ! get your act together . mayor lowell : is there a problem ? john : no , no problem . mayor lowell : i heard you say that man was on drugs . why did n't you arrest him ? john : i 'm not on duty . hey , look , this guy brody works for me , all right ? he 's a vet . i 'm trying to give him a break . mayor lowell : fought in iraq ? afghanistan ? john : the rest of it is none of your business . mayor lowell : oh , is that right ? john : yeah . hey , what are you doing in here , anyway ? what , are you checking up on me ? mayor lowell : actually , i am . what are you involved in , mcbain ? [ scene_break ] cole : please tell me your dad did n't follow you here . starr : no , he did n't , i swear . cole : i really hate not being able to see you . starr : me , too . as soon as i 'm 18 , i 'm moving out . sergei : oh . cole : hey -- hey , watch it . sergei : excuse me , miss . my bad . got my mind on work . new guy i do n't trust . i did n't pay attention . that 's when accidents happen , when you 're not paying attention . starr : it 's okay . sergei : cute kid . [ scene_break ] john : what am i involved in ? well , you know me -- when i 'm not slinging drinks , i 'm writing tickets and fighting crime . mayor lowell : very funny , mcbain . i know the commissioner 's given you free rein and you take any case you want , and your first choice is to help your girlfriend 's son skip out on a drug charge ? i want to see a list of every case you 're on . john : like you said , free rein . it means i do n't answer to you . mayor lowell : yeah , i 'd watch that attitude . that may fly with commissioner buchanan , but it wo n't work with me . you 've made a mockery of my office once before . john : well , you do a pretty good job of that yourself , mayor , but listen to me . i got a business to run here , so if you do n't mind ... mayor lowell : you know what you should be doing ? you should be cleaning up the drug problem in this town starting with thornhart . that kid should be in prison right now . john : cole 's a good kid and he 's trying to get his act together . mayor lowell : and people say you 're a `` smart cop . `` this town is being overrun with drug activity and you act as if you have n't a care in the world . john : are you gon na order something or not ? mayor lowell : you need to get your priorities straight . you hear me , mcbain ? you need to stop these dealers from selling to our children , instead of helping punks like thornhart go free . john : hey , you know , mayor , this is a business , you know ? so if you 'd like , i 'll make you a pink lady , but if you 're not drinking , i suggest you get out , all right ? i got paying customers to deal with . [ mayor lowell sighs ] [ scene_break ] sergei : i 'm not around babies much . so small , innocent . they are new to this world . what do they know about betrayal ? retaliation ? nothing . not yet . sorry for bumping into you . starr : you know , that guy 's right . our daughter is innocent and she 's living with my dad , who hurts everyone that he touches . cole : it 's okay . starr : well , you need to get money together so that i can move her out of there . cole : i will . all i need is a little time . trust me . [ hope babbles ] cole : pretty soon we 'll have everything we want . [ scene_break ] priscilla : your friend viki -- she has to sign a consent form or we ca n't shoot . david : that 'll be a breeze . viki would do anything for me . plus , now that we have markko living in the house , we 'll have access to everything that goes on in there . markko : no , hold up . i 'm not taping mrs. banks and her family . that 's messed up . david : oh , young man , that 's inexperience talking . we 'll get her to sign after the fact , just like they do when they make those fancy documentaries . plus , when viki sees how good she looks on tape , she 'll be all for it . markko : no . no way . david : why not ? langston : because markko has integrity , unlike some people . david : yes , i guess he is showing signs of integrity , is n't he ? he who used his girlfriend to set me up . tried to make me look like a pervert , which i am not ! markko : no , you 're a liar and a con artist . david : labels . markko : mrs. banks is a really good person . like , one of the best that i know . if you think i 'm gon na use her like this , forget it . look , i 'm sorry , but i guess this means i have to quit before i even started . priscilla : so how are we gon na find a cameraman this late ? david : no . markko is right . langston : he is ? david : of course he is . there 's another way to do this . [ scene_break ] viki : all right , our first item is to discuss dr. margaret saybrooke 's application for reinstatement as a staff psychiatrist . male board member : this woman has a history of psychiatric issues . she 's not stable enough to work with patients . female board member : and was n't she recently considered a suspect in a murder ? viki : no . that was a mistake . the accusation was a mistake and she was cleared of all the charges . the entire incident was a mistake . edward , dr. saybrooke has always been a competent psychiatrist , okay ? yes , she was ill for a time , but it was not a clinical psychiatric condition . she had physical injuries from a car accident which resulted in memory loss . she 's completely recovered now . which , as far as i 'm concerned , is a testament to her strength of character and mental stability . in any case , her record speaks for itself . i think she would be an asset to this hospital . i have complete faith in her . i would entrust the care of my children to her . mayor lowell : sorry i 'm late . what 's the vote ? viki : we have n't voted yet . mayor lowell : good . because i hereby categorically intend to vote against letting marty saybrooke come anywhere near a patient in this hospital again . [ scene_break ] marty : i do n't like to use the word `` crazy . `` jessica : well , you know what i mean . marty : i do know what you mean . okay , when you saw nash , did you find anything that could prove that someone was there ? jessica : no . i was the only one that saw him , or whatever i saw . marty : but you think he was trying to leave you a message ? jessica : i do n't know . i do n't know . you know , for a while , i would go to nash 's grave and i would find peace . you know , i would tell him how much i loved him . but that i was -- found someone new , someone that made me happy . you know , like -- like he did . marty : sure , but different . jessica : yeah . some part of me knew that -- that nash would be okay with it , that he would be happy that i was happy . marty : yeah . you know , i went through that after patrick died . i still do . jessica : so why -- why now ? or am i just imagining this ? marty : i do n't know if -- if this person you 're seeing is real or not . jessica : no , it 's not -- it 's not nash . i know it 's not nash . marty : but i do know one thing . i think this is a message . it just might not necessarily be about nash . jessica : well , then what is it ? marty : if you 're thinking about nash to this extent , maybe the question is n't what he wants to tell you . maybe it 's what you want to tell him . [ scene_break ] jared : i will be home as soon as i can . natalie : you better . mmm . natalie : you know what ? maybe i should just take this with me just in case . that 's weird . it 's for both of us . jared : probably a belated wedding present from someone on staff . natalie : let 's see . jared : huh . there 's no note . natalie : no label . should we just watch it ? jared : yeah . jared : okay . [ natalie sighs ] [ scene_break ] viki : mayor , you are opposed to dr. saybrooke 's reinstatement ? may i ask why ? mayor lowell : allowing her to care for patients is negligent . she ca n't care for her own son , a drug addict . viki : he 's in recovery , doing community service , and paying for his mistakes . mayor lowell : not nearly enough . viki : besides , her son 's condition is hardly relevant to this issue . mayor lowell : it most certainly is . every doctor in this hospital has access to drugs . it would n't be the first time an addict 's used his mother 's position to steal controlled substances . viki : that is pure speculation and completely unwarranted . our job here is to find qualified physicians to work in this facility . i 've known dr. saybrooke a long time . as far as i 'm concerned , she is one of the best . mayor lowell : maybe on paper . but one must question her judgment in the company she keeps . viki : the company she keeps ? i see . might your objection , mayor , have to do with your feelings for john mcbain ? who , i believe , was responsible for exposing your office 's mishandling of dr. saybrooke 's rescue . mayor lowell : i 've made my point . why do n't we put it to a vote ? viki : fine . does anyone else have anything to add ? right . in a show of hands , please , all in favor of dr. saybrooke 's reinstatement ... and opposed . well , now , that makes four of us for , and four against . female board member : there are nine of us . who has n't voted ? dorian : i have n't . marty saybrooke is a home wrecker . she broke up my niece 's marriage to john mcbain and she has been an absentee mother to her drug- addicted son . i do n't like her . however , i do n't think that any of that impacts her ability to be a good doctor , and i think that 's what we 're looking for , is n't it ? i have carefully reviewed her request and her case files , and accordingly , regarding the motion to reinstate dr. saybrooke , i vote affirmatively . now , shall we all welcome dr. saybrooke back to llanview hospital ? [ scene_break ] marty : if you could say one thing , one thing to nash , what would it be ? jessica : that i love him , and that i always will . i just -- i want him to know that . marty : because of brody ? jessica : yeah . he 's been so wonderful through this whole thing . he 's so patient and so loving . every time i think i 'm gon na lose it , he gives me a reality check . he told me that i should probably be talking about this with dr. levin . marty : well , that 's not a bad idea , right ? jessica : of course it 's not , but when he told me i totally snapped at him . look at me -- i 'm talking to a shrink about this now . marty : yeah , but i 'm your friend . you get two for one . no fee . jessica : i pray every day that i wo n't split into my alters again . i know what that feels like , and this -- this is n't it . marty : all right , so , why do you think that nash is appearing to you now ? jessica : we just had our wedding anniversary . marty : okay . that 's a big thing . what about -- i do n't know . something else . something more recent . anything else happen ? jessica : i told brody i love him . and i just -- i feel like nash or this vision that i 'm having of nash , i feel like he 's trying to pull me away from brody . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , my god . oh , my god . who would send something like this ? jared : i do n't know , but i am gon na find out . jared : hey ! hey , you ! hey ! jared : get me security . [ scene_break ] cole : i could play with you 24/7 , all day long , huh ? all right . i really do n't want you to go . starr : oh , me neither . but we have to get home before my dad comes looking for us . [ hope fusses ] cole : okay . all right , well , be good for your mommy , okay ? all right ? starr : she will . cole : bye . starr : bye . i know . we 're gon na see daddy later . let 's go . whoo . bye . cole : bye . cole : what 's your problem ? you bump into my girlfriend , talk about you do n't trust the new guy ? sergei : you got the message ? cole : look , it 's not necessary . look , i wo n't screw this up . i need some serious cash if i want to support my family . sergei : i like to make sure . cole : i thought i already passed your test . sergei : that was only part one . brody : dude , i got ta talk to you . [ scene_break ] marty : do you think you 're trying to back away from brody ? jessica : no ! no . no , i love being with him . you know , maybe i 'm having these visions so -- so i can get closer to brody . marty : why ? what do you mean ? jessica : well , because -- you know , every time something happens , brody comes running to take care of me and he shows me how much he cares , and , you know , it 's been the best part about this whole thing . marty : well , it sounds like you should just keep exploring it , then . and for the record , you 're not crazy . you 're just trying to figure things out like the rest of us . viki : marty . marty : hi , viki . viki : funny you should be here . i just came from the hospital board meeting . marty : and ? viki : and you are back on staff at llanview hospital . jessica : yes ! i knew it , i knew it , i knew it ! it was unanimous , was n't it ? viki : no , it was n't . i do n't know what was going on , but for some very strange reason , mayor lowell was very opposed . but he was voted down . marty : good . good . okay , well , i 'm gon na have to dig that diploma out of my closet again . it wants a wall to hang on . viki : and now it 's got one . congratulations . marty : ahh . thank you . viki : bravo . jessica : i 'll walk you out . marty : okay . viki : bye , honey . marty : bye . ahh . jessica : marty ... marty : yeah . jessica : thanks so much for listening . marty : are you kidding ? anytime . and i mean that . jessica : i 'm so sorry . i did n't even ask about how you are . how are things with john ? marty : well , hey , it 's okay . we 're -- we 're taking it slow . i mean , he 's just like brody . he 's been -- he 's been very understanding and very patient . [ scene_break ] john : where have you been ? no , i 've been calling . no , listen , never mind , all right ? you know the mayor 's anti - drug campaign ? yeah . that 's the one . listen , find me everything you can on that and put it on my desk . yeah . it 's a rush . [ scene_break ] cole : look , i 'm busy . brody : come on , man . cole : what do you want ? brody : can we go somewhere else ? sergei : i remember you . twitchy man . thornhart 's best customer . do your business . brody : i need a little help , man . cole : i just hooked you up . you blew through that already ? brody : you know how it is . cole : it 's too bad , i 'm all out . brody : i got the money . come on . cole : sorry , bro . i 've got nothing for you . you 're gon na have to walk it off . brody : you got ta have something . cole : take a hike . sergei : turning customers away ? very bad business . cole : do you know how much i gave him ? no one can go through that much in one day . so , you have to ask yourself -- what if the guy 's selling ? cutting us out on the profits ? and if he is n't selling , he wo n't be back for more , right ? sergei : i 'm starting to change my mind about you . cole : yeah ? sergei : you understand business . cole : i learned a few things watching asher . what not to do , if you know what i mean . sergei : what you have is natural instinct . i will speak to the boss . maybe he 'll want to meet you . [ scene_break ] dorian : a pleasure as always , jane . bye - bye . jane : it was . dorian : edward . a word for just a moment . i would like us to schedule another board meeting just as soon as possible . edward : for the purpose of ? dorian : for the purpose of reinstating me as chief of staff at this hospital . but ... [ scene_break ] david : markko 's right . we do n't have to do this on the sly . ford : oh , we do n't ? david : no , no . viki 's far above that . plus , we do n't want to lose our ace cameraman . who 's willing to work for scale , or possibly less . so , markko , i 'll approach viki on the up and up , and ask her to participate , and only then will we start shooting . will that work for you ? markko : only if she says it 's okay . david : all right . it 's a deal then . let 's head over to viki 's . priscilla : uh - uh . that is a $ 15,000 piece of equipment . it never leaves my sight . thanks . david : i told you , i 'm a problem solver . ford : you just sacrificed getting your first moment with viki on tape . do you think that will solve our problems ? david : we 've sacrificed nothing . we have the camera , do n't we ? what that kid does n't know wo n't hurt him . [ scene_break ] security guard : last mail delivery was hours ago . jared : that 's not possible , because i just saw someone , so they must have taken off . security guard : you 're sure they left it ? jared : my secretary brought me my mail right before she went home . that was just delivered . natalie : okay , did anyone from the mailroom leave the building ? security guard : no . i checked . natalie : that means our delivery guy changed clothes . jared : okay . i need you to review the building 's security tapes and then take this package to the mailroom and see if anyone recognizes it . thank you . [ jared sigh ] natalie : jared , who would do this ? jared : i have an idea . [ scene_break ] viki : honey , are you okay ? jessica : [ sigh ] marty was just helping me work through a few things , but i 'm fine now . those are really pretty . [ scene_break ] john : hey . marty : hey . john : you look happy . marty : oh , yeah . that 's because i am . you 're looking at the newest member of the psychiatric staff at llanview hospital . john : no kidding ? that 's great . that 's what you wanted . marty : yeah . and i get to go back to work . john : what 's wrong ? marty : i just wish your mayor had given me the thumbs - up . john : what 'd he say ? marty : well , i only know that he voted against me . i 'm thinking he brought up cole 's drug history , you know , his reduced sentence . i mean , that 's what he 's about all these days , right ? you 've seen his ads running -- `` our administration 's gon na kick drugs to the curb . `` john : yeah , it 's kind of hard to miss . marty : yeah , i guess -- you know . election year . maybe he just needs a platform . john : yeah , that must be it . [ scene_break ] sergei : boss , this thornhart , he 's a good earner . smart . knows how to smell a rat . maybe you want to use him for something bigger . i 'll set it up . [ scene_break ] jared : okay , so do n't hate me for asking this , but ... natalie : what ? jared : is it possible jessica sent the dvd ? natalie : you mean tess ? jared : i 'm just thinking that jess has been acting a little weird lately , you know . she was late to your mom 's wedding and the reception . natalie : no , she 's integrated . jared : ha . we 've thought that before . natalie : i know , but she 's accepted nash 's death now and what happened with the baby . there 's absolutely no reason for the alters to come back . jared : [ sigh ] you 're right . it 's just the simplest answer . natalie : look , i know . i know jess has definitely been acting strange . but she could n't have sent this . i mean , you saw the delivery guy . jared : yeah . it was n't her . i 'm willing to bet the same person who delivered the dvd is the one who created it . [ scene_break ] viki : sweetheart , do you want to talk about what 's bothering you ? jessica : i 've just been , you know , thinking about nash a lot and marty helped me figure out why . viki : oh . and ? jessica : and it 's between me and my shrink . [ doorbell rings ] viki : okay . okay , i 'm gon na get that . jessica : is someone there ? [ scene_break ] langston : thanks . your first professional job . major props . markko : you 're the one who deserves the props . `` the next tarantino `` ? langston : what ? i meant it . everything i said . markko : oh , i 'm finally gon na make some more money ! college dorms , here i come . langston : with a frequent visitor . hey , can you believe david vickers ? markko : what ? you mean actually doing the right thing ? hey , who knows ? maybe the guy actually has some integrity , after all . [ scene_break ] david : viki . i 'll bet you did n't expect to ever see me in llanview again , huh ? [ scene_break ] jessica : nash ? what do you want from me ?
viki and dorian discuss dorian 's recent alcohol - related behavior . viki tells dorian she is getting worried about her . dorian swears she will never let a man drive her to drink again . she tells viki about david vickers reality tv show . she says she turned down his offer to costar . she gloats that without her , there is no show because david could n't carry the show alone . at the buenos dias , david and his producer discuss dorian 's refusal to participate and the cameraman quitting . langston hears them talking and offers markko as a replacement cameraman . david realizes that markko lives in viki 's house and convinces the producer to use viki instead of dorian for the show . the producer agrees to hire markko .
delphina : gigi morasco ! come on out , girl ! rex is here . he wants to talk to you . he needs you . he wants to help you . [ wind blowing ] delphina : someone 's here . rex : is it gigi ? delphina : spirit , whoever you are , i 'm talking to you . identify yourself . [ scene_break ] nora : come on , come on , pick up , pick up . [ telephone ringing ] nora : please , god , pick up . [ scene_break ] mrs. evans : i 'll let vivian know we 're here . [ cell phone ringing ] destiny : sorry , mrs. b. ca n't talk right now . [ scene_break ] téa : you 're awake . dani : i got in late last night . téa : i know . i waited up . he is n't here . dani : i just needed time to think . téa : of course , you did . i was n't worried . of course , your father was . dani : which one ? [ scene_break ] old todd : how does téa look at that face every day ? new todd : so where 's viki ? old todd : my sister is out . new todd : it 's my sister . old todd : not for long . [ scene_break ] jessica : mom , am i too late ? viki : no , darling , no . your father 's sentencing hearing has n't started yet . he 's still in holding . jessica : well , i would 've been here earlier , but i had to pick my jaw up off the floor when i met our guest . viki : oh , you saw him . jessica : he says he 's uncle todd . viki : yeah , i know . i 'm sorry . i know it was a surprise for you . i was gon na tell you last night when we got in , but you were asleep . jessica : i just want to know what 's going on . viki : we all do . unfortunately , the only person who can actually answer that question is his mother . irene . jessica : but she 's dead . do n't tell me we 're never gon na find out the truth . viki : well , not if john mcbain has anything to say about it . [ scene_break ] agent : sir , look what we found . new todd : you know , just because viki 's letting you stay here does n't mean she believes you . old todd : you do n't think so ? new todd : a lot 's been going on since -- what did you say it was ? you were held captive in a secret prison ? viki went to texas to work as a waiter in a greasy spoon restaurant , two of her alters resurfaced , and worst of all , she let tina stay here . does that sound like a woman in her right mind ? old todd : maybe if her real brother had been here for her , she would n't have had to go through all that . new todd : i 've been busy . old todd : yeah . busy sleeping with marty saybrooke . busy letting jessica 's alters run rampage . i think it 's time you and i have a long conversation about how you have ruined my entire life . david : oh , come on . it was never that good to begin with . [ scene_break ] agent : we found him staggering around the perimeter reeking of booze . superior : you have any idea who he is ? second agent : no , sir . he was n't in any shape to answer questions and he 's not carrying any i.d . first agent : probably some townie who got lost in the swamp and stumbled into us by accident . superior : tell me , in all the years we 've been in operation here , has anybody ever wandered up to our front door ? whoever he is , i have a feeling he 's not here by accident . [ scene_break ] jessica : what 's john doing ? viki : i 'm not exactly sure . he 's keeping the details secret . but i do know he 's following up every lead to try to figure out why those two men share the exact same dna and both claim to be todd manning . jessica : well , what do you think ? i mean , you know uncle todd better than anyone . you must have a hunch on who 's who . viki : you used to be very close to todd . what 's your feeling about our guest ? jessica : i do n't know . remember how i said before i have n't felt close to todd in a long time ? well , this new todd , it felt like he just wanted to pick up right where we left off . viki : you think he 's telling the truth ? jessica : i do n't know . you know , i do n't care . all i want to think about now is what 's gon na happen with dad . what kind of sentencing do you think the judge is gon na give him ? viki : honey , i 'm afraid to even speculate . jessica : i hope this does n't mean we 're gon na lose him forever . [ scene_break ] voice on phone : message one . nora on phone : destiny , it 's mrs. b . if you get this before your appointment , i hope you 'll reconsider . please do n't have this abortion . have our son 's baby . i 'm trying to stay strong . i 'm trying to keep my hopes up . i 'm just , you know , praying that matthew will get better , but i 'm -- i 'm scared , destiny . i 'm -- and i 'm terrified that he 'll never come back to us and that he 'll -- that he 'll waste away and die , and then bo and i will have nothing left of him . you 're carrying the only piece of him we may ever have , and i know this is your decision , and i do n't want to interfere , but i do n't have a choice . only you do . and if you have our grandchild , bo and i will provide everything you and the baby need , and when the time comes , if you do n't feel you can raise this baby , then we will . [ scene_break ] mrs. evans : vivian , thank you so much for taking care of my little girl all this time . vivian : it has been my pleasure . mrs. evans : richard and i already love you . and now that destiny 's home ... she speaks very highly of you . and i 'm so glad she had you to turn to . i ca n't even imagine what she 'd be going through right now if you had n't been there to force her to confront the situation . vivian : i did what i could , but i think you 're the one that she needs right now . a daughter needs comfort from her mother . [ scene_break ] dani : what happened after i stormed out ? téa : your aunt viki volunteered to let ... in the guy with the scar ? yeah . stay at llanfair for the night . dani : that probably did n't go over so well . téa : no . dani , your father ... he 's scared . dani : it 's kind of creepy to have someone show up saying he 's you . téa : he 's afraid we 'll abandon him . he 's terrified of losing his family . dani : i 'm sure my running out on him did n't help . téa : sweetheart , do n't beat yourself up , ok ? you were blindsided . dani : you ca n't make excuses for me . do n't make excuses . téa : i understand where you 're coming from , ok ? and i promise you . todd wo n't hold it against you . dani : maybe he should . téa : what do you mean ? dani : he 's always stuck by my side , ever since he found out i was his daughter . i mean , he could 've said , `` no thanks , got one already , `` but he did n't . he fought for me . téa : i know he did . dani : and i hated him . i hated him for being my father instead of ross . but he did n't stop . he gave me a reason to call him `` dad . `` and i did . and i meant it . but what if he 's not ? [ scene_break ] [ beeping ] superior : strap him to the chair and prep him for interrogation . i 'll notify the director . after that debacle with baker , she 'll want to handle this personally . john : all right . you guys ready to stop goofing off ? let 's do some work . [ scene_break ] viki : clint , what happened to you ? clint : nothing . i 'm just tired . bailiff : he had another rough night . jessica : another ? clint : it was nothing . bailiff : they had to send him to the infirmary this time . jessica : dad ! clint : it was a passing weakness . viki : no , it 's clearly much more than that . has this happened before ? clint : i told you -- it 's nothing to worry about . let 's go . let 's get this over with . jessica : we 're with you , dad , ok ? clint : yeah . jessica : mom , what happens if there 's an episode like that in statesville ? viki : i do n't know . i 'm gon na have to talk to his doctors -- find out what 's going on . let 's go in , ok ? i just wish natalie would get here . jessica : she 's probably too busy sleeping with brody . [ scene_break ] rex : is gigi here ? delphina : i do n't know . rex : what do you mean you do n't know ? natalie : rex , let her do her job . rex : either it 's gigi or it 's not . delphina : i ca n't tell . the spirit 's presence , it 's definitely female , but it 's vague . it 's confused . spirit , we mean you no harm . we 're looking for gigi morasco . do you know her ? this is her husband rex balsom . restless spirit ! do you have a message for us ? [ scene_break ] dani : what am i going to do if dad ... is n't my dad ? téa : i do n't know , mija . i do n't know what i 'll do , either . dani : mom ... which one do you think ... is real ? téa : dani , it is inconceivable to me , ok , that the man i married , the man i love with all my heart , that he is n't the real todd . you should 've seen him last night when he thought i doubted him . he was destroyed by that thought . dani : what did you do ? téa : i did the only thing i could think of to do . i distracted him by ... challenging him to a round of money honey . dani : no . téa : yeah . dani : you pulled out money honey on him ? téa : yes . and for a while , he was the same old todd , the same sore loser and the bad cheater , and it was very reassuring for a minute . and i 'd look at him and i 'd think , `` how can this man not be the same old todd that we 've always known and loved , that i 've always known and loved ? `` but there is a man out there saying he 's todd with todd 's old face . dani : how long is this going to go on for , really ? i mean , someone 's got ta figure out what 's going on soon . [ scene_break ] david : well , this is just great . i 'm gon na have to renounce buddhism now . only a vengeful , wrathful god would unleash two todd mannings on this world . old todd : david vickers . i thought for sure you 'd be dead by now . tanning bed accident . david : tanning bed ? you think i 'm that stupid ? my tan came from a can . it 's fake , just like one of you two . so who is it ? which one of you 's the real todd manning ? old todd : i am . new todd : that would be me . david : [ chuckles ] you two . it 's like `` parent trap `` hayley mills fighting with `` parent trap `` lindsay lohan . at any rate , we got ta sort this out . new todd : what do you care , vickers ? david : money . there 's a great deal of money involved . but only for one of you . i intend to buy the rights to the real todd manning 's life for my next biopic . old todd : whose money you spending this time ? david : you obviously have n't been watching `` access llanview . `` i 'm kind of famous now . old todd : right . and you think you can play me in a biopic ? david : are you kidding ? a certain web site says i 'm 65 % ripe . old todd : is that good ? david : i have no idea what it means , but i plan to play todd manning . old todd : you already tried that once . did n't work . remember ? david : i think i can lend a certain sophistication to the role that obviously you two knuckleheads do n't deserve , but i 'm only authorized to negotiate with the real todd manning legally . so fortunately for me , i 've come up with a foolproof way to get to the truth . [ scene_break ] john : you guys meet any resistance getting in ? tomás : no . your ploy distracted the sentries long enough for us to get in unnoticed . brody : we saw more rooms like this on the way in . this place is n't just a prison . what do you think goes on in here ? john : i do n't know . but if there 's any place that can tell us there 's two guys claiming to be the same person , it 's this place . tomás : you think the guy with the scar was being held in here ? john : no . in this building but not in this cell . it 's occupied by another prisoner . brody : anyone we know ? john : yeah . i think you do , too . [ scene_break ] vivian : destiny , it 's time . are you ready ? destiny : i think so . vivian : do n't worry . you 'll be in good hands . i promise . mrs. evans : and i 'll be with you the whole time . destiny : ok . vivian : ok . destiny : wait . i have a question . mrs. evans : what is it , baby ? destiny : what would happen if i decided not to have the abortion ? [ scene_break ] judge lee : this is the hearing to determine sentencing of clint buchanan . mr. buchanan , you 've pled guilty to a raft of charges involving the tampering of dna test and the kidnapping and unlawful incarceration of your nephew david vickers buchanan . do you wish to address the court before i render my decision ? clint : no , your honor . judge lee : very well . then i hereby sentence you to statesville prison for 20 years . [ jessica gasps ] [ scene_break ] john : why does these guys have a file on patrick thornhart ? tomás : we need to stay on track . we 're here to get answers from baker . john : let me tell you something . if thornhart 's here , plan changes . we 're busting him out . tomás : that wo n't be necessary . john : why not ? tomás : because he 's long gone by now . john : you know this how ? tomás : because i 'm the one who sprung him . [ scene_break ] david : only the real todd manning will be able to answer the following question . how many pairs of hands , other than my own , did baby jack pass through before he got back to todd and blair ? old todd : really ? new todd : that 's your test ? david : answer the question . old todd : i thought baby jack was max holden 's kid , so i gave jack to a mexican nanny named palomba . new todd : paloma . old todd : tomato . she gave the kid back to blair . new todd : so i took him to the -- old todd : no , i took him to the airport . new todd : pawned him off on a baby broker . old todd : but the baby showed up again , so i gave jack to some mexican nuns . new todd : who gave him to you . old todd : because you said that jack was your adopted love child with your gay lover todd . new todd : still gives me nightmares . old todd : tell me about it . david : well . looks like i have my answer . [ scene_break ] john : you got patrick thornhart out of here ? tomás : like i told you , marty was onto todd and i , so it was in everyone 's best interests -- mine , todd 's , and baker 's -- to keep it quiet . an old ally of mine told me that baker had thornhart here in custody . so he brokered his release in exchange for the disc . john : that 's what was going on at the airfield ? patrick and marty ? tomás : reunited . and sent off into the sunset . john : where 'd they go ? tomás : no idea . john : does manning know ? tomás : i doubt it . john : when i hauled him in that day , he kept telling me that he had a secret , that he knew something . brody : he give you any hints ? john : no . but he keeps telling me i 'd kill to know what it is . [ scene_break ] delphina : are you -- are you sure ? really ? ok . ciao for now . [ wind stops ] delphina : she 's gone . rex : what do you mean she 's gone ? bring her back . natalie : rex . delphina : i do n't even know if it was gigi . rex : how do you not know ? delphina : everything about this encounter was completely strange , including the message that was left for me . rex : what message ? what did she say ? delphina : our visitor made only one thing clear . and this was it . [ scene_break ] brody : we 're on the clock , gentlemen . tomás : he 's right . we take any longer , baker 's gon na slip away . john : baker 's no longer our primary target . old todd : i 've been gone a long time , and a lot of things have changed , so i take comfort in the things that are still the same , so i 'm glad to see that you 're still a complete idiot . new todd : besides , this guy 's already been quizzed about my life . he 's got all my memories . old todd : because they 're my memories . new todd : my dna . david : how is that even possible ? old todd : ask my mother . john : before you got here , these guys said something about baker 's boss -- the director . that 's who we 're going after . david : what does irene have to do with this ? old todd : starr had the bright idea that we might be twins . the only person that could confirm or deny that would be irene manning . new todd : it 's too bad she 's dead . david : except she is n't . [ scene_break ] natalie : that was the message ? delphina : that was it . natalie : i do n't get it . delphina : look , i do n't write the stuff . i 'm merely a messenger . natalie : well , what the hell kind of message is `` spotted pony `` ? delphina : i do n't know . i 'm a psychic , not an equestrian . ha ! natalie : rex , hey , are you ok ? rex : i 'm just trying to remember if gigi ever said anything about riding a horse or a pony . natalie : delphina , thank you , thank you for coming , but this is not exactly what i had in mind . delphina : i know . but it 's still gon na be 50 bucks . ha ha ha ! yeah ? ha ! yeah , i bet she thought she was gon na live happily ever after with lovett , too . [ scene_break ] john : brody , hang back . i 'll take the point . brody : what ? john : listen . i 'm not letting you take any unnecessary risks , all right ? you got natalie and you got liam to go home to . [ scene_break ] natalie : delphina , delphina , wait , wait . what 's gon na happen with me and brody ? delphina : all i can say -- natalie : delphina ? delphina : do you feel that ? somebody moved the island . i got ta run . natalie : no , wait ! rex : nat , come on ! natalie : what ? what ? where ? rex : to the stables . we 're gon na find a spotted pony and figure out what she 's trying to tell me . [ scene_break ] mrs. evans : destiny , are you saying you want to keep this baby ? destiny : maybe . i do n't know . i thought having an abortion was the right thing to do . but now i 'm not sure . vivian : i 'll let you two talk this out , ok ? mrs. evans : no . stay . you 're a part of this now . destiny , any woman in your situation -- no matter how old she is -- would have doubts . you just need to know that we are all behind you . your father and i , shaun and vivian . whatever you decide , we 'll support you . but we ca n't make the decision for you . destiny : you could take back your permission . mrs. evans : i could . but i do n't think that would make you feel better . do you want me to tear up the consent form ? destiny : i do n't know . vivian : destiny , but up until now , you did know , so did something or someone cause you to reconsider ? mrs. evans : who ? destiny ? destiny : it was matthew 's mom . [ scene_break ] jessica : your honor , this is wrong . 20 years is too much . judge lee : it was mr. buchanan 's intention to consign his own nephew to a moroccan prison for at least that long . viki : excuse me , your honor , mr. buchanan has acknowledged his crimes . he 's willing to pay for them . but he 's really not at all well . lawyer : your honor , i have here an affidavit from doctors shen and gangemi attesting to the deterioration of mr. buchanan 's health since these trial proceedings began . judge lee : approach . lawyer : it 's the opinion of both physicians that prison would cause catastrophic distress to mr. buchanan 's new heart . jessica : you might as well order his execution . your honor , please . it 's a death sentence . [ scene_break ] téa : at least mcbain 's having another dna test run , ok ? that should help . we will get to the bottom of this ... dani : i 'm not sure i want to . what if he figures everything out , and we do n't like the answers ? this is just so ... i 'm scared . no , i 'm scared . téa : i know , sweetheart . i 'm scared , too . [ scene_break ] new todd : what do you mean irene 's not dead ? old todd : that was kind of a crucial part of your plan to scam viki into thinking that you were victor lord 's heir . david : i was speaking metaphorically , todd one . we actors often do . one does n't need to be alive - alive to be alive . one just needs to leave something behind so that one 's memory endures . an oscar . an emmy . or a diary . [ scene_break ] agent : sorry to put you through this , agent baker , but orders are orders . do n't worry -- i 'm sure the director will put you out of your misery soon . john : inside ! [ scene_break ] old todd : irene 's diary ? new todd : the one you forged ? david : oh , i only forged a couple of entries . the rest of it is actually authentic . old todd : does it say anything about there being two todds ? david : obviously not . otherwise , i would 've posed as both of you . old todd : but it could have something in it that we had n't thought of before . new todd : you still have it ? david : now , that depends . how much are you willing to pay for it ? [ scene_break ] brody : what did they do to him ? john : baker ? hey . come on , man . wake up . baker : mcbain . john : yeah , that 's right . you want to get out of here ? tell me who 's in charge . [ scene_break ] new todd : i want the diary . david : i want alex olanov to stop sexting me , but we ca n't always get what we want . unless we pay for it . old todd : really ? i kind of always get what i want . new todd : and so do i . old todd : vickers , we todds , we do n't bargain . new todd : we todds take . [ scene_break ] john : tell me who the director is . baker : she 'll kill you . john : i 'll take my chances . give me a name ! [ scene_break ] david : you do n't think you two actually intimidate me , do you ? old todd : big time actor , right ? do n't you need your tongue to act ? unless you 're gon na be a mime . go ahead . i dare you . name the second famous mime . david : all right , i give up . i 'll get the diary . new todd : hustle up about it . old todd : we know where you live . [ scene_break ] baker : manning . tomás : what about todd manning ? baker : i -- i -- john : you what ? baker : i ... rene . [ scene_break ] judge lee : mr. buchanan , your physicians and your daughter are in agreement . serving a lengthy term in statesville prison would be harmful to your health . however , i will not compound the injustice done to your victims by commuting your sentence . jessica : but , your honor -- judge lee : that said , i might consider an alternative site for confinement . with an ankle monitor , mr. buchanan may remain on the premises of his home . [ clint chuckles ] judge lee : mr. buchanan ? clint : i 'm sorry , your honor . and believe me , , am grateful for your decision . however , i no longer have a home . my son stole it from me . [ scene_break ] rex : go ahead . say it . natalie : say what ? rex : well , i just ran all the way over to the stables because a psychic told me that some spirit wanted me to keep an eye out for a spotted pony . because why ? because it might have something to do with my dead fiancée , who i keep seeing everywhere i turn . so go ahead . say it . tell me that i 'm crazy . tell me that i need to let go . [ scene_break ] new todd : you think there 's anything in that diary worth reading ? old todd : i hope so . does n't seem to be any other way to settle this . [ scene_break ] brody : irene manning ? i thought todd 's mother was dead . tomás : this guy 's obviously been tortured . the question is why . we need to find his boss . baker : you ca n't get to her without me . i 'm the only one who can get you into her office . you need me . [ scene_break ] téa : so are you gon na tell me where you went last night ? dani : i went to see nate . téa : nate ? dani : do n't worry , ok ? we 're not getting back together . i 'm not sure we ever will . i do n't know . i just needed someone to talk to . téa : why could n't you talk to destiny ? dani : destiny has her own problems right now . [ scene_break ] destiny : matthew 's mom heard me telling him that i was going to have an abortion . she begged me not to go through with it . mrs. evans : she did ? destiny : mom , you have to understand . matthew is mr. and mrs. b . 's son . and if you saw them with him ... mom , he 's hurt so badly . he may never come back to them . this baby -- my baby -- could be all they have left of him . mrs. evans : i feel for them . i do . but i do n't think they realize what they 're asking of you . if you decide to have this baby , who 's gon na take responsibility for it , huh ? who 's going to be responsible for raising that child ? destiny : mrs. b. said they would . she said they 'd take care of everything . how can i take this away from them when they 've already lost so much ? vivian : destiny , your compassion is admirable , and what happened to matthew is a senseless tragedy , but his parents are distraught and they are n't thinking clearly . mrs. evans : and they should not be interfering in your decision . their happiness is not your responsibility . destiny : i know . but mine is . vivian : do you think that having this baby will make you happy ? destiny : i 'm not sure . vivian : i know that this is not an easy decision , and i am sorry to make it more difficult , but if you change your mind now , you wo n't have time to change it again . if you want to terminate this pregnancy , it 's now or never . [ scene_break ] natalie : you 're grieving , and i should 've understood that . when jared was killed , nothing was gon na make me move on ... not until i was ready . i 'm sorry . rex : you 've got nothing to be sorry about . natalie : no . no , i should n't have brought delphina here . it 's just you 're ... my little brother , and i do n't like seeing you in this much pain . i just thought she was gon na tell you that gigi was at rest , not babbling on about some spotted pony . rex : well , there really was no way to see that coming . natalie : i just wanted her to give you some peace . rex : i 'm never gon na have peace . not without gigi . [ scene_break ] judge lee : mr. buchanan , it seems your options are few . without a house or funds to cover an extended hospital stay , you 'll have no choice but to serve your sentence at statesville . viki : excuse me , sir . your honor , would it be all right with you if mr. buchanan ... stayed at my house ? he could live there . i have a large home . i have plenty of room to accommodate live - in staff to assist in his recovery . clint : viki , this is n't necessary . jessica : dad , be quiet . viki : mr. buchanan is the father of my children . i would make sure to take very good care of him . judge lee : madame district attorney . any objections ? nora : no . judge lee : so be it . the bailiff will take mr. buchanan to be fitted for an ankle monitor . court is adjourned . bailiff : all rise ! viki : sweetheart , do me a favor and stay with dad . i 'm gon na go call lois , have her get everything ready , ok ? clint : viki . viki : what ? clint : i do n't know how to thank you . viki : do n't thank me yet . you 're not my only houseguest . [ scene_break ] david : hello , todds manning . i have returned . new todd : well ? old todd : did you get it ? [ scene_break ] viki : nora . we never had a chance to talk . nora : i know . and i really appreciate the offer , but i think i 'm gon na take the rest of the day off and go visit matthew . viki : ok . well , give him a kiss from me , ok ? nora : i will . viki : and nora , listen . thank you . nora : for what ? viki : for not arguing against clint living at llanfair . you could 've stopped that . nora : i doubt that . i do n't seem to have the power to stop anything these days . [ scene_break ] vivian : ok , destiny . come in . let 's get started . destiny : so what happens now ? vivian : well , i 'll do what i do for anyone in your situation . we 'll start prenatal care . and i promise that i will do everything i can to make sure that this baby is born safe and healthy . destiny : thank you . i just wish i knew what happened after that . vivian : do n't worry about that now . just concentrate on yourself and the baby . trust me , you have a long way to go before you have to decide whether to keep your baby or give it to matthew 's parents . [ scene_break ] nora : bo , it 's me . i just wanted to let you know that clint has been sentenced -- phylicia . mrs. evans : how the hell do you get off messing with my daughter 's life ? [ scene_break ] téa : what 's going on with destiny ? is she all right ? dani : i ca n't talk about it . attorney - client privilege . you know the drill . téa : i do . well , if you ever decide you do want to talk about it , i 'm here . dani : i know . téa : i 'm glad destiny has you to talk to . dani : she 's got her mom now , too . they made up . téa : oh , that 's good news . you and i know a little something about mother- daughter conflict , do n't we ? dani : yeah , we do . téa : yeah , we 've had our moments , but we always come out a lot stronger on the other side , and we will this time , too . i promise . come on . [ scene_break ] john : all right , baker -- you 're up . baker : she 'll be ready for you , you know . [ scene_break ] david : looks like you two are gon na have to learn how to share . happy hunting .
clint 's arraignment hearing is underway and he does not fight the charges . but jessica , viki and his lawyer are concerned that he has a heart condition and prison could be a death sentence . viki then offers to let clint stay at her home , the judge approves and clint thanks her . but she tells him he might not want to thank her when he finds out he 's not her only house guest . original todd stays at viki 's while current todd goes to confront him . david then visits and knows they both need information about the mysterious death of todd 's mother irene whom he knows is not dead and informs them he can give them information that they need . while destiny is ready to have the abortion , she gets a voice mail message from nora pleading that she does not go through with it and offering to raise her and bo 's grandchild and help destiny with everything she needs . so , destiny admits that maybe she should consider doing that . vivian is ok with destiny reconsidering but mrs. evans finds nora while she 's at clint 's hearing and confronts her for interfering in destiny 's decision . john , brody and tomas go to louisiana to find baker and uncover the secret of who the real todd is . baker reveals that irene manning , todd 's mother is behind all of this . natalie invites the fortune teller , delfina to see if she can find out for rex what happened to gigi and talk to her in the afterlife .
todd : there you go , shorty . starr : i do n't want it . blair : ok . i guess mom gets to eat the whole thing . come on , starr . travis had to go back to new york . the camp ended . starr : aunt viki said that she would give his mom a job at the university ! todd : no , aunt viki said she 'd interview her . and she will , next week . blair : excuse me . i 'll be back . hey , david , david . david : what ? blair : so , did you pick a new cover ? how does `` craze `` look ? david : why do n't you ask your charming husband ? since he now owns `` craze , `` he wants to be in charge of every detail . blair : david , he just wants to make sure that -- david : that the magazine is smarter , edgier , very hot , very hot . i got the memo . i 'm working for the devil now . starr : i got it -- you give travis ' mom a job and travis moves back here to llanview , and then we can be together again . daniel : hey , john , have you seen nora ? john : no . daniel : well , what about bo ? john : no . is there a problem ? daniel : well , we were supposed to go down to the shore together , and i ca n't find her anywhere . john : she 's not answering her cell ? daniel : no . no , and when i called her home , matthew answered and said she went somewhere with bo . nora : this is so bad , bo . it 's bad . bo : ok , look , we 'll make -- nora : it 's worse than -- bo : we 're going to make it . nora : it 's worse than bad , you know , and it 's -- it 's getting worse than that . bo : i know , yeah . stomp your feet , come on . nora : i ca n't . bo : keep your circulation going . nora : oh ! bo : stomp . nora : ok . bo : come on . nora : ok . ok . robbers holding people hostage outside and we 're freezing -- freezing to death . we 're going to die ! we 're going to -- anyone ! someone , please ! [ gunshot ] nora : oh , my god . antonio : john . got a minute ? john : yeah . what 's up ? antonio : take a look at this . john : ok . `` september 17 , 1976 . `` and ? jessica : and this . john : and this . `` in puerto rico today , an apparent assassination attempt on the life of reputed underworld boss manuel ' el toro ' santi resulted in the death of his wife , isabella , and their older son manuel ii . `` ok . antonio : check the date . john : september 17 , 1976 . this was in the envelope , too ? jessica : no . no , it was n't . no , that was a copy of an article that i found in `` the banner `` archives . john : all right , so why would someone send you a piece of paper with just a date on it ? jessica : which also happens to be the same date that manuel 's wife and son were killed . john : obviously not just a coincidence . antonio : no . no , i 'm going to head over to the diner , see what my mother can tell us , and if she ca n't tell us something , then i 'm going to go over to lion 's heart and speak with tico . kevin : thanks for coming , doctor . renee and i both appreciate it . asa : renee , i lost a -- oh , i 'm sorry . kevin : oh , no , grandpa , come on in . this is dr. steve damron . doctor , this is my grandfather , asa buchanan . dr. damron : it 's a pleasure , sir . asa : nice to meet you . dr. damron : nice meeting you . kevin : the board is demanding that i take a physical . they want to up my insurance now that i 'm c.e.o . asa : nobody said anything to me . renee : well , darling , you missed the last meeting , remember ? asa : oh , i did ? well , i must have just been too busy . kevin : you know what ? since you 're still the chairman , you know the board 's going to insist that you take a physical , so why do n't you let the doctor look at you while he 's here ? asa : no . hell , no . i hate doctors poking me and asking foolish questions . kevin : well , we would n't have to get an appointment later , grandpa . renee : yeah , that 's great ! darling , it 's easier . he 's here . asa : how dumb do you two think i am ? kevin : grandpa , come on . asa : this fella right here is not a real doctor . he 's a shrink ! and you two still believe that i am not playing with a full deck ! renee : darling , we -- we are just concerned . asa : how many times do i have to tell you ? i faked those symptoms to fool the damn judge ! kevin : i know that , all right ? renee knows that . just let the doctor confirm it . starr : am i ever going to get an answer ? todd : starr , i do n't have a job myself right now . kevin got me booted , remember ? how can i give travis ' mom a job ? starr : you do n't want travis to move back to llanview , do you ? todd : travis can live anywhere he wants . starr : dad , be honest . you have a problem with me having a love life . i 'm not going to be a kid forever . blair : david , todd is just restless right now , and i 'm sure if he were still the editor of `` the banner sun `` that he would n't be bothering you . david : oh , no , he 's not bothering me . blair : good . david : he 's driving me insane . thanks for the coffee . blair : would you like for me to talk to him for you ? david : yes , i would . blair : ok . david : i 'm meeting with tico santi about getting a euro version of the magazine started . blair : that 's a great idea ! you mind if i tag along ? david : you can tag along anywhere you want . blair : ok . david : hey , hold on a second . blair : what ? david : do not tell todd , ok ? the whole thing could implode . todd : eat your sundae before it melts . starr : dad , everybody grows up just like everybody has a love life . blair : hey , sweetheart , i 'm going to take off and do a little `` craze `` business , ok ? todd : what kind of `` craze `` business ? i need to know because i 'm -- blair : i can handle it . you need to do some daddy business and get your daughter to her dance class , ok ? todd : hey , hey , wait . blair : no , no , no . and you have to take care of that extra little something else . todd : what extra little something else ? starr : what about asa ? todd : that 's right . uh -- well , come back soon because it 's almost time to start operation eviction . nora : did they shoot the manager ? bo : no , i think that that was a warning shot . you see , robbers like to control people ; they like people to cooperate . they 're not killers by nature . nora : until one day -- bo : nora , look , i 'll get us out of here , all right ? have i ever not gotten us out of a tight spot , hmm ? nora : i ca n't remember . bo : ok . nora : i ca n't remember anything except for how cold i am . bo : all right . nora : ok . so what 's the plan ? bo : i 'm working on it . i 'm working on one . let 's -- you just watch the pork chops there . nora : what ? bo : the pork chops , right here -- nora : what ? bo : on this grill . see this big grill right here ? hey , those coals are perfect -- white hot . nora : hmm . bo : you smell that meat cooking ? nora : mmm . bo : mmm . nora : mmm . you 've got a bonfire here . the grease is going to go down and the flames are going to get higher and higher and higher . what is this , psychology for the frozen ? bo : it made you stop shivering . nora : mm - hmm , yeah it did . if you 're going to do something , please do it soon . bo : yeah , i 'm working on it . i 'm working on it . what i got to do -- i got to get in touch with somebody at the station . antonio : my mother in the kitchen ? waitress : oh , no . she left a while ago with her suitcase . jessica : what ? antonio : suitcase ? jessica : did she say where she was going ? antonio : well , wait a second . no , she had to have said something . waitress : maybe she went on vacation . she cleaned out the register before she left . antonio : come on . todd : ah ! oh , jeez . mrs. bigelow , do n't sneak up on me like that . you 're -- mrs. bigelow : i was n't sneaking up . you walked past without noticing . that can be dangerous , you know . one must always be alert . how do you think i outlived my husband , winston ? i saw the bus coming . todd : let 's not do any trips down memory lane for now . i want to know about asa buchanan 's estate . am i going to be able to take it away from him today or not ? mrs. bigelow : there 's a problem . john : i knew that was you . evangeline : oh , you did , did you ? john : i 'm on to your perfume . evangeline : you 're not supposed to tell a girl you can smell her coming , john . john : well , it 's good perfume . evangeline : what , flowers in springtime ? john : that would be the one . how 's your morning going ? evangeline : i 'm still trying to help kelly from losing custody of her son . john : these divorces -- you have to wonder how the parents , they -- they love the kid or they just love winning . evangeline : i wish i could say it was the kid . anyway , what 's going on around here ? any -- any more information on r.j. ? john : yeah , as a matter of fact , he was in this morning . he and i had a little chat . evangeline : and ? john : you do n't give up , do you ? evangeline : i 'm persistent , but you never spill anything . john : am i boring you ? evangeline : no . no , it 's challenging . you always leave me with something to hope for . and if this keeps up , you know , i 'm going to start having dreams about you breaking down , telling everything . john : on `` oprah `` ? i have that same dream all the time . [ evangeline laughs ] evangeline : my guess is that r.j. played cat and mouse like a pro and you got a little put out . am i right ? john : huh . evangeline : oh , god . you are impossible . i quit , i quit -- for now . john : hmm . evangeline : what 's up for lunch ? john : lunch -- well , if bo gets back here sometime soon , i can go out , but -- evangeline : oh , forget that , forget that . a workaholic knows a workaholic . greek . thai . chinese . asa : i do have a problem , doc . you . dr. damron : now , sir , this type of behavior is uncalled for ! asa : no , it is n't . renee : asa ! kevin : grandpa -- renee : darling , he was just trying to help ! kevin : now , can we just talk about this logically for one minute ? asa : i am as sane as anyone . and that is all the logic you two need , hmm . hmm ! kevin : well , that was a disaster . renee : thank you for trying to help . know how full your plate is at the moment . kevin : oh , no , i 'm fine . my lawyers are taking care of kelly , and ace will be back here to stay . right now i 'm going to start packing for texas . renee : so you -- you think it 's a good idea forcing duke to come to school up here ? kevin : i think it 'll be good for him . i want all the buchanans under one roof . [ doorbell rings ] david : hi , how are you ? david vickers , blair cramer . we 're here to see gus . man : well , mr. santi 's expecting mr. vickers . certainly . blair : thank you . tico : david , ms. cramer -- what an unexpected pleasure . blair : my , my ! you have actually done a real number on this place . tico : some remodeling , yes . and i know you said that the fact that i bought this place was n't an issue , but -- blair : it 's fine . tico : you know , i 'm sorry . blair : it is so fine . my husband actually -- well , fiancé -- i do n't think he would actually like living here anyway . tico : may i offer you some refreshments ? blair : oh , no thank you . i 'm fine . david : something simple , club sandwich ? no crusts . tico : thank you , bertram . please , sit . david : thank you . now , i know that you are a very busy man , so let 's get right down to it . tico : mm - hmm . david : the european version of `` craze `` that i mentioned to you -- tico : yes ? david : i have crunched the numbers , and you could stand to make a very healthy profit in less than three years . tico : hmm . interesting . blair : what i 'm interested in is all the publicity that `` craze `` will get here in the united states . tico : thank you . david : mm - hmm . tico : i will study these carefully . but , actually , i am more interested in buying or funding a newspaper in the area . david : what kind of newspaper ? tabloid ? tico : no , no . something like `` the banner sun . `` newspapers can be very influential , even though sometimes they do n't generate large profits . blair : really ? it sounds to me like you 're interested in politics . tico : i 'm interested in a lot of things . nora : what if they come in here ? after shooting all the hostages , they come in here and they shoot us ? bo : they wo n't . nora : how do you know ? oh -- because you 'll shoot them . ok . actually , maybe -- maybe it would be a good thing if they came in here and tried to hurt us because then -- then they 'd get the door open and you could shoot them and then we could leave , unless , of course , they took their time and then we all had frostbite and -- and your fingers were too cold to pull the trigger and then we 'd be -- bo : well , look -- no , no , neither one of us has frostbite yet . right ? nora : yet . bo : yeah . nora : yeah , that 's cold comfort . ha - ha ! `` that 's cold comfort . `` bo : yeah . nora : i said `` cold comfort . `` bo : that 's funny . nora : yeah . bo : you know nick mano ? he 's matthew 's -- nora : scout -- bo : den father in the scouts , right . nora : yeah . bo : yeah . he owns a camera store . it 's right next door to this meat market . he waved at us when we walked by . nora : oh , how nice . so what are you doing ? you want to get a discount on a camera or something ? bo : no . his store has to be right on the other side of this wall , which means that this is a shared pipe between the two . nora : well , you 're going to have to do something bigger than that to get his attention , for goodness ' sake . bo : i do n't want to just get his attention , ok ? i want him to know what 's going on over here . i do n't want him rushing over and walking right into the middle of an attempted robbery . nora : is that morse code ? bo : yeah , he teaches it to the scouts . i 'm hoping that he 'll understand what i want him to do . nora : which is ? bo : call the cops . david : now , with that euro version of `` craze , `` you get back to me , ok ? there 's no time like the present . tico : i 'll let you know . and , ms. cramer -- blair : mm - hmm ? tico : hopefully , we can talk in the near future about my newspaper idea . i know you have experience in that area . blair : well , i 'm very flattered that you would even think of me , but i 'm very busy with `` craze `` these days . david : hey , hey ! mellow ! she already said do n't worry about that . blair : actually , my fiancé and i are interested in a larger estate . todd : what do you mean we ca n't get asa 's property yet ? mrs. bigelow : there are legal steps that have to be followed . todd : asa gave blair 12 acres in the divorce decree . the house , the stables -- they 're on blair 's acres . mrs. bigelow : i know that , mr. manning , but it was a clerical error . the decimal point got left out . mr. buchanan thought he was leaving her 12/100 of one acre . todd : who cares what he thought ? what matters in the law is what you do , right ? mrs. bigelow : the problem is it 's been over a decade since mr. buchanan divorced blair . for her to take possession now , she 'd have to file a claim , and mr. buchanan has a certain time period during which he can contest the claim . todd : can we get around that ? mrs. bigelow : i assume you do n't want me to arrange for mr. buchanan to be killed or maimed in some horrible way ? todd : no . i do want him to go ballistic , however . i want him to feel totally helpless . kevin , too . mrs. bigelow : well , assuming that mr. buchanan wo n't waive his objections , you could get him to sign papers giving up his right to contest any details of the divorce decree . todd : without knowing what he 's signing ? mrs. bigelow : of course . plus , you 'd have to get mr. buchanan to sell you all the buildings that sit on that site . todd : including the mansion . mrs. bigelow : yes . then he 'd have to think that he was getting rid of it at an advantage . quite a tall order , if you ask me . todd : not necessarily . john : when dad died ; mom was a wreck . she did a real good job trying to hide it from mikey and me , but there was nights i 'd just -- i 'd wake up and i 'd hear her . evangeline : crying ? john : neither one of us , mike and i -- we did n't know what to do . evangeline : i 'm not sure you could do anything . you were young , you know . grief is like dreams . there 's no logic ; there 's no answers . it just is , and then it 's gone . or at least it 's less . john : i remember i could -- i 'd get out of bed and i 'd go down the hallway , and i 'd just sit outside her room and wait for her , just wait for her to stop crying , and then i 'd go back to bed , and i 'd fall asleep . what ? evangeline : now i see where it comes from . the silent waiting , the not saying exactly how you feel . john : no , that 's interrogation technique . that 's -- that 's that stuff i learned at quantico . evangeline : no , no , i think i 'm on to something . john : yeah , if you say so . evangeline : well , i assume i 'm not the first person to tell you that you -- you could work on expressing yourself a little bit more . john : no , you 're not the first person , but i 'm working on it with you . evangeline : thank you . and i think we had a little semi - date here . what do you think ? john : this ? no , this does n't count as a date . you know , a date is in a restaurant or , you know , like dinner and dancing -- what people do . evangeline : well , whatever we have to do , i ca n't wait . john : yeah ? evangeline : yeah . daniel : uh , hey . hey , guys . look , i do n't mean to interrupt , but have either one of you seen nora ? john : still have n't heard anything ? daniel : no . no , nothing . evangeline : well , did you try her cell phone ? daniel : evangeline , i 've tried everything . i 'm sorry to bother you guys . well , i 'm still going down to the shore . `` dear nora -- i waited as long as i could . i guess you got cold feet . `` nora : oh god , bo . you 've sent that message four times . he probably ca n't hear because he 's in the front of the store , and the pipe probably goes to the back of the store . or -- or he 's locked up for the day . that 's what 's happened . he 's locked up for the day and he 's gone home , and nobody 's in the store to hear it . oh , god , we 're going to freeze to death . bo : i think that you need to keep walking . nora : do n't talk , just walk . i get it . i get it . bo -- what if we die ? who 's -- what 's going to happen to matthew ? bo : look , we are not going to die , all right ? we 're not going to die in here . we are not going to die today . nora : you 're always so confident and positive . matthew and i have been very lucky to have you around for the last year and a half . bo : oh , come on . no , i 'm the lucky one . i think we -- we made a pretty good little family . nora : yeah . yeah . i do n't know what our life would have been like without you . i do n't know what it would have been -- bo : you 'll never have to find out . jessica : antonio , we 'll come back . antonio : i do n't care if he 's in the middle of a brazilian bikini wax ! i want to speak to him now ! tico : it 's ok , bertram . it 's ok . my cousin and his fiancée -- antonio : my mother -- where is she ? answer me . bo : a lot of memories . nora : mm - hmm . bo : good . nora : yeah . bo : bad . nora : uh - huh . bo : we 're going to get out of this thing , nora . you know that , right ? we 're going to get out of here . [ pounding on door ] john : hey , bo , are you in there ? bo : yeah ! nora : john ? bo : oh , hey . nora : oh -- oh , go bo : talk about being glad to see somebody . nora : i thought we were going to freeze to death . oh , my purse ! my purse ! bo : oh , the purse , yeah . nora : oh -- bo : do n't forget the purse . nora : thank you , thank you . bo : hey , did vic mano get a hold of you ? john : yeah , he told me you were trapped in there . there was a robbery in progress . i brought a team in . we grabbed the guys on the way out . nora : they did n't shoot the manager , did they ? john : no , no , they were just trying to scare him into giving up his pin number for his bank card . bo : oh , that 's great . nora : oh ! oh , my god ! it must be 50 degrees warmer out here . john : ah . does this mean you 're no longer going to complain about the broken air conditioner at the station ? nora : what , are you nuts ? of course i 'm going to keep complaining . it 's my prerogative to always complain if i want to . bo : it 's true . tico : why do n't we take this one step at a time , ok ? i do n't know where tia carlotta is , but rest assured that i will do everything in my power to find her . how long has she been missing ? jessica : apparently , she packed a bag this morning and did n't say a word to anyone . tico : ok . well , it 's not as though she has disappeared . i 'm not exactly sure why you would think i would know where she is . antonio : angelina -- i want to talk to her now . tico : have angelina come down . has tia carlotta ever done anything like this before ? antonio : no . but i 'm sure it has something to do with september 17 , 1976 . tico : that 's the date my mother and my brother were killed . angelina told me to remember it as a memorial . why would that have anything to do with your mother going away ? antonio : that 's what i want to know . jessica : someone left an envelope for antonio , and all that it said was that date . bertram : sir , angelina is n't in her room , and i did n't see a purse . she may have left the house . bo : you know , nora , it really would n't hurt for you to get yourself checked out at the hospital . nora : you know what ? i 'm fine . i really am . as a matter of fact , i feel like my body temperature is probably up to 80 degrees by now . bo : well , ok , your call . nora : here . bo : hey , john , ca n't thank you enough for coming through for us . nora : i did say thank you , did n't i ? did n't i thank you ? john : a few times , yeah . and bo 's the one that actually deserves the credit . bo : huh . nora : yes , he does . bo : oh , thanks . nora : really . i ca n't thank you enough . you -- you did n't let me down , as usual . daniel ! oh , my god , i forgot about daniel ! john : yeah , he was actually looking for you earlier , and i believe he wanted you to have this . nora : oh , man . `` dear nora -- i waited as long as i could . i guess you got cold feet . `` oh , if he only knew the half of it . bo : funny . nora : `` i guess you 're not over bo as much as you think . `` john : i guess colson called your house and your boy told him you went somewhere with bo . nora : oh , great . daniel 's voice : `` anyway , i 've decided to go to the shore alone . wish you were going with me , but , like the stones said , `` you ca n't always get what you want . `` i do care about you and hope in the end you get what you need . daniel . `` nora : great . todd : so , i need you to check out some of the -- mrs. bigelow : unconventional ways to use the property laws to your advantage . todd : there you go , mrs. bigelow . david : you on a diet ? set you up with a diet plate ? blair : i 'm not on a diet . go eat some flan . todd : hi . it 's blair . blair : hey , yes , it is , and i 'm back . todd : how did it go with `` craze `` ? blair : it went all right . i guess it went all right . how are you , mrs. bigelow ? mrs. bigelow : good afternoon , ms. cramer . blair : good to see you . all right . so what 's going on with asa and the mansion ? we ready to rock n ' roll todd : it 's still in the works . blair : meaning we have a problem . todd : a little problem . i 'll explain on the way . blair : where are we going ? todd : we 're going where we 're going . blair : todd , i think it might be easier if we just buy a house already on the market or just build a beautiful -- todd : no ! blair : no ? todd : the buchanans have been sticking it to us for too long . it 's time they got what they deserved . are you with me , or are you against me ? blair : what do you think ? todd : well , giddyap , then . blair : bye . jessica : are we sure angelina is even with carlotta ? antonio : no . but they both disappeared without a word . jessica : right . antonio : how did angelina get out of here without being missed ? tico : well , it 's a big house , antonio . antonio : does she drive ? did you lend her one of your many cars ? jessica : antonio . tico : of course not . i 'm as much in the dark as you are . i 'm sure we 'll find them . let 's not assume the worst , ok ? antonio : sure . i 'm sorry i barged in earlier . tico : you were worried about your mother . i am , too . antonio : i think we should take off . jessica : ok . thank you , tico . antonio : yeah . tico : i 'm sorry i did n't have better answers , but , like i said -- [ phone rings ] tico : i 'm sure we 'll find them . [ ring ] antonio : go ahead . answer that . tico : call me if you hear anything . antonio : right . [ ring ] tico : yes ? one moment . jessica : you did n't believe him . antonio : that obvious ? i need to find my mother , and i need to do it fast . tico : yes . he just left . yeah , everything went exactly as expected ; all according to plan . nora : hey . bo : hi . nora : so , i 've -- i 've got everything together and stuff . you sure you do n't mind taking on matthew for the few days ? bo : no , no , no , i absolutely want to . i 'm -- nora : ok . bo : you know what ? i -- i know i teased you a lot when we were in that meat locker and all . but seriously , your body went through a lot of trauma -- nora : ok , i 'm going . i 'm going , all right ? bo : ok . nora : i ca n't -- i ca n't tell daniel i 'm going to join him for a weekend and then not show up . bo : drive up tomorrow . nora : i 'm going to go right now . i 'm going to do it . i swear , i 'm going to do it if it kills me . uh , bad choice of words , but figurative speaking . bo : hmm . nora : anyway , so i 'll -- i 'll call you , ok ? bo : all right . nora : and check on matthew and stuff . bo : yeah . thanks . nora : thank you . thank you very much for -- well , you were -- as usual , you were terrific . bo : ah . nora : ok . bo : good . have a good time . nora : thanks . bye . oh , hi . john : hi . bye . nora : bye . john : nora going to the hospital ? bo : no . no , she 's got to catch up with colson . mrs. bigelow : thank you , dear . david : excuse me , ma'am , i do n't mean to be -- well , i do n't know what i do n't mean to be , but you 're putting lemon on your pie . why are you doing that ? mrs. bigelow the doctor told me i should avoid sweets . sit down , mr. vickers . david : you know who i am ? mrs. bigelow : of course . anyone who has anything to do with mr. manning is very well known to me . david : so you know that i 'm the head creative director at `` craze `` magazine , then ? mrs. bigelow : among other things . when i gather facts on someone mr. manning is associated with , i look inside their very soul . david : ok . mrs. bigelow : so , how do you like working with mr. manning , now that he 's taken over at `` craze `` ? david : could be quieter . mrs. bigelow : bit of a stickler for detail , is n't he ? david : i guess you could say that . mrs. bigelow : yeah . he can be quite a taskmaster . but the one thing you can always say about working for mr. manning -- he 's full of surprises . todd : you sure we 're not setting off any silent alarm ? blair : shh . you saw how easy it was for me to disable that security system . asa is so predictable . he has the same code . todd : ok , do your thing . i 'll be waiting . blair : ok . shh , shh , shh . asa ? asa ! asa : what in the hell are you doing here ? blair : we had a meeting , remember ? asa : a meeting ? no , we did n't have a meeting . blair : oh ! asa : you get the hell out of here ! blair : oh , for pete 's sake ! you do n't remember ? i called an hour ago to confirm . please , tell me you remember . asa : ok , fine . what 's the- - what 's the meeting about ? blair : our plan . we talked about it , asa . we 're going to stick it to todd , remember ? asa : fine , fine . the plan -- yeah . manning deserves to be -- blair : mm - hmm . asa : taken down . uh -- well , what do you have in mind ? blair : oh , i 've got a lot of things in mind , but i thought first you might want to take a little trip down memory lane . todd : aha ! i knew you were cheating on me with him ! blair : todd , what are you doing here ? todd : i followed you . and it 's a good thing . i ca n't believe you 'd cheat on me like this . blair : me , cheat on you ? you 're the one that cheated on me with my cousin ! you got her pregnant ! asa : wait , wait , what the hell 's going on here ? get out of my house , both of you ! todd : you want me to leave ? you asked me here . asa : what ? you 're both nuts ! i did n't ask anybody to come here ! and take this she - wolf with you and put some damn clothes on her ! blair : what 's that supposed to mean , asa ? asa : what 's that supposed to mean ? look at yourself . you 're practically naked ! blair : what are you talking about ? i have a blouse and skirt on . asa : you see that ? todd : yeah , she 's wearing a pink blouse and a blue skirt . blair : yeah . todd : she did n't need the raincoat . asa : hey , she 's wearing nothing but a bra and panties . look ! blair : what ? todd : you losing it ? come on , blair . i think -- i think this guy has forgot to take his meds today . blair : ok . todd : you better stay clear , you know what i mean ? blair : fine ! and do n't call me up for any more meetings . todd : yeah , me , either . antonio : has my mother called ? any word ? waitress : no . but i found this on the floor . that 's her handwriting . jessica : what does it say ? antonio : i -- i do n't know . looks like some flight information to puerto rico . jessica : puerto rico ? why ? antonio : i do n't know . nothing makes sense anymore . i 'm headed to the airport . jessica : ok . well , i 'll take care of jaime . but do you think maybe we should call john or somebody for some help ? you never know what -- antonio : do n't tell me what to do ! ok ? this is my family , my problem ! just stay out of it ! if it has anything to do with the santis , it 's too dangerous , and john ca n't help me ! i 'm sorry , ok ? i love you . jessica : yeah , i love you , too . antonio : i 'll call you as soon as i know something . kevin : grandpa ? you ok ? asa : of course i 'm ok . and give up this stupid idea that i 'm going bonkers because i am fine . [ doorbell rings ] tico : mr. buchanan ? kevin : yeah ? tico : augustico santi . kevin : oh , santi . yeah , i read a little bit about you . come in . tico : i thought it was time we met . i want to make you an offer . kevin : what kind of offer ? tico : one that will change your life . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` , [ next_on ] sonia : you know , i think you and i are going to make a really good pair . r.j. : i was just thinking the same thing . evangeline : i 'm in a position to find out what is going on between the two of them . todd : asa is going to be howling at the moon if everything goes as planned . asa : who 's there ?
starr asks todd to give travis 's mom a job so that she can have a love life . david and blair visit tico to get a euro craze going , but tico is more interested in starting his own newspaper . bo taps morse code on the pipes in the freezer to get himself and nora rescued . daniel thinks nora has gotten `` cold feet `` so goes to the shore without her . evangeline and john share lunch and learn more about each other . antonio finds out that carlotta has disappeared and accuses tico of having something to do with it . antonio gets angry with jessica when she suggests he get help to find his mother . todd and blair continue to try to make asa think he 's losing his mind so that they can get the buchanan mansion . tico tells kevin that he will give him a life changing offer .
clint : one last hand , and then you 've to get ready for monte carlo night . i 'm very glad that you 're going with me this evening . dorian : i would n't miss it . it 's going to be our first official appearance together as a couple , and at a grand gala . i bet we 'll be the center of attention . clint : i know how much you hate that . dorian : but i will only have eyes for you . starr : um -- [ scene_break ] sarah : what are you looking at , porn ? cristian : no , i was just looking at some shots i took the other night in angel square . sarah : can i see ? cristian : no . no , you ca n't . see , i -- i ca n't do this with people around . it 's just one of my things . i do n't like anyone seeing my work till it 's done . sarah : i get that . i mean , i could never work on a song unless i was alone , too . i felt like it ruined the magic , or the moment or -- i know it sounds cheesy , but i was really superstitious about it . cristian : oh , believe me , i understand . so , how are you doing ? you ok ? sarah : yeah . i keep thinking about hunter . he turned out to be such a jerk , but he did n't deserve what he got . cristian : yeah , i know . i 'm really sorry . [ knock on door ] sarah : saved by the bell . cristian : yep . antonio : hey . cristian : come in , man . antonio : got a minute ? cristian : yeah , sure . i 'm just hanging out with sarah . antonio : flash ? sarah : uh - huh . the sarah formerly known as flash . how are you doing ? antonio : i 'm great . great . i barely recognized you . [ scene_break ] nash : hmm . did you know we had a message ? jessica : i did n't even hear the phone ring . nash : huh . [ answering machine beeps ] natalie 's voice : hey , guys , jess . it 's natalie , your evil twin . look , i know you just got home from the hospital , and i -- i just wanted to remind you -- tonight 's the monte carlo benefit at the palace . and i -- i 'd really love it if you could be there because i 'm a little nervous . you know , planning this thing is my first official duty as a b.e . employee . whatever . anyway , send good thoughts . love you . [ answering machine beeps ] nash : she sounds nervous . jessica : well , she planned that entire event herself , and i can not believe that i forgot . oh . nash : well , you 've had more important stuff on your mind . jessica : want to go ? nash : no . we just got back . jessica : ok . nash : oh -- but -- i mean , hey , if you 're up to it , then -- i mean , it would be an amazing chance for me to scrounge up some investors for this place . but only if you 're up to it . [ scene_break ] natalie : hey , mom . viki : hey . so , is everything all right down at the carriage house , hmm ? natalie : look , i heard about what happened this morning . and i 'm sorry that miles staying here is causing problems between you and todd . viki : oh , natalie -- darling , we talked about this . please , do n't pretend you did n't know exactly what was going to happen when todd found out that miles was living here . [ scene_break ] blair : you are so handsome . [ marcie chuckles ] blair : yes , you are . is n't he , todd ? todd : they all look alike to me . blair : they do not . todd : yeah , a baby 's a baby . blair : well , he 's not a baby anymore . my goodness , look how big he is . gosh , it -- he reminds me a lot -- i mean , he looks a lot like jack did when he was that age . yeah . [ scene_break ] john : forgive me , father . it 's been a while since my last confession . priest : and by `` a while `` -- john : a while . i probably do n't have the time to give you a rundown of all the sins i 've probably committed in that time . priest : well , then why are you here ? john : to confess to one i may be about to commit . [ scene_break ] clint : uh -- dorian and i were -- we were playing cards . starr : is that what you call it ? clint : say something . dorian : clint and i are going to casino night at the palace . and -- he was giving me a few pointers . langston : oh . starr : right , because aunt dorian has always been a card shark . did n't she tell you that ? clint : no , but i figured that out when she hustled me for all my grapes . markko : rich people like them bet for fruit ? langston : well , i guess that 's why they 're rich . starr : um -- we were going to hang out at the pool , but -- cole : but -- but -- but we can -- we can go to the park or something . dorian : do n't be silly . you -- we 're through here , anyway . enjoy yourselves . hang out . order a pizza . i have cash hidden in the usual place . starr : i have my own cash . dorian : yes , but this way , i 'll feel like , you know , it 's my treat , and -- uh -- i am really very sorry that the judge denied your mother bail . i do n't know what he was thinking . cole : thanks . clint : yeah , i heard that she changed her plea to not guilty , which i assume means she 's going to fight the charges . cole : yeah . you know , she should never have confessed in the first place . dorian : never confess to anything . certainly not in circumstances like this . oh , but you -- you must remember that , kids . clint : yeah . on that wise note , i 'm going to go . and i 'll come back and pick you up in about half an hour . dorian : good . because if you stay , i 'll never get ready . clint : yeah . [ dorian chuckles ] clint : uh -- good night , all . langston : good night . dorian : so , are you going to be all right ? starr : yes , i 'll be fine . dorian : oh -- half an hour ? how do you men do that ? markko : sorry we interrupted you and your boyfriend making out . [ scene_break ] jessica : so you want to go schmooze ? nash : do n't think i can ? jessica : i know that you can . nash : uh - huh . jessica : you 're very smooth when you want to be . nash : oh , hardly . jessica : of course you are . when we first met with tess , you know , you borrowed that rich guy 's car so you could look fancy for your business lunch , remember ? nash : i remember you stole it . jessica : good thing i did . nash : not complaining . jessica : see ? our life is perfect . nash : hmm . except for one thing . i need to scare myself up an investor for this place , do n't i ? jessica : why the rush ? nash : i need to be able to support my girls . jessica : bree and i have everything that we need . nash : yeah , but it 's -- it 's -- ok , it 's not really about my girls . it 's kind of about me . look , i need to be able to get this place up and running . this place is our future . so that i can give you a wonderful life . jessica : you already have . [ scene_break ] natalie : look , i knew that todd was going to be upset , but i had no idea that he was going to go off on you the way he did . viki : are you kidding ? what did you expect ? natalie : i do n't know . viki : well , darling , you knew it was n't going to be good . look , i said miles could stay here . i will accept responsibility . but you have to try and understand todd . natalie : i do n't know if that 's possible . viki : well , honey , you say that you know what it 's like to feel like an outcast -- that the whole world is against you . natalie : yeah . viki : well , that 's how todd has felt his entire life . he does n't even know how to behave if he is n't fighting with somebody . and he finds it really , really hard to trust people . but when he does , he 's the most loyal human being on earth -- until he feels he 's been betrayed . natalie : and he feels betrayed by seeing miles here ? viki : i would in his shoes , would n't you ? natalie : so did it get ugly ? viki : it was what i expected , ok ? i mean , i tried to tell him what you said about miles being an outcast the way you and todd are , but he does n't want to hear that . he sees it that i chose miles over him . natalie : so does that mean that you 've changed your mind about miles staying here ? [ scene_break ] blair : you want to hold him ? todd : will that shut you up ? michael : well , you know what ? i 'll -- i 'll take him . blair : no , i 'm fine . michael : no , no , no , he looks like he 's going to start crying . i -- you know , we would n't that , would we ? blair : no -- michael : ok , come here . come here , buddy . marcie : michael , i think you need to relax . i mean , tommy actually likes todd . michael : look , he 's my son . i think that -- i think he wants to be with his daddy . todd : hey , i do n't care . i was just trying to shut her up . blair : they grow so fast , do n't they ? marcie : i know . makes you want another one . todd : oh , god -- enough about babies . i just -- i want to find your brother . do you know where he is ? michael : john ? why ? todd : well , this hunter guy 's dead , so if we have a prayer of nailing miles laurence , we 're going to have john coerce a confession out of him . you think your brother 's up to that ? michael : i do n't know . i mean , why you asking me ? marcie : if miles did everything that you said he did , then john is not going to let him get away with it . blair : he did it , marcie . he tortured todd to the point of death , practically . and he gave him false hope that his son was still alive . he 's sadistic . todd : so am i . and that son of a bitch is going to pay . [ scene_break ] john : i know something about a kid , who in a way is being kept from his real father . priest : a kidnapping ? john : no . no , nothing like that . the people who are raising him now -- they -- they did n't know . they thought he was an orphan when they adopted him . these people are good people . good parents -- the best . and they love their son . and this -- this other family -- they 're -- they 're something of a mess , but they 're also torn up about it , too . and i can change that . but doing that -- it 'll destroy these other people if they have their son ken away from them . priest : what do you need from me , son ? john : i guess , father , i 'm -- i 'm asking you if i have the right to make that decision . if i have the right to make that call . priest : you sound personally involved in all this . john : the boy 's my nephew . my brother and his wife will do anything for him . i do n't know what to do , father . [ scene_break ] antonio : how are you two holding up after what happened at the club ? cristian : you mean after i killed a guy ? ok , i guess . as ok as i can be . sarah : cris , you did n't have any other choice . and besides , the whole thing was my fault , anyway . hunter would have been long gone if he did n't think he could get some buchanan money from me . antonio : you know , the guy had a jacket a mile long , sarah . sarah : what 's that ? cop speak for `` you were sleeping with a lowlife `` ? i already figured that one out , but thanks . antonio : i was trying to be a nice guy . you almost got my brother killed . sarah : he saved my neck . i wo n't forget it . cristian : whatever . we 're all ok . sarah : my uncle todd is not going to be ok . antonio : yeah . yeah , he actually thought that this guy could -- sarah : hunter . his name was hunter . antonio : right , he thought that hunter could help nail miles to the wall . cristian : todd 's got a wild imagination . sarah : he 's not your favorite person , is he ? antonio : well , nobody can stand todd except for blair and his own kids . sarah : he 's not that bad . cristian : oh , yeah , he is . if i never see him again , it 'll be too soon . sarah : whatever that 's supposed to mean . antonio : well , you may not look the same , but you still have the same flash attitude . sarah : dude , i changed my hair color , i did n't get a personality transplant . antonio : dude , that 's good . [ sarah chuckles ] sarah : good ? antonio : yeah . yeah , good . you can take care of yourself . sarah : huh . usually . like i said before , cristian saved my life . look , i 'll -- i 'll talk to my uncle todd about all of this . i 'm sure he 'll be pissed for a while , but he 'll get over it . cristian : losing his kid ? i doubt it . antonio : yeah , no , not todd . hey , you really think that your boyfriend would have given up laurence ? sarah : for the right price , definitely , without a doubt . [ scene_break ] jessica : let 's go to the party . nash : you sure you 're up to it ? jessica : i 'm not an invalid , nash . listen , you go get the first shower , and i will call the babysitter and see if she can keep bree for a little while longer . nash : nah , you take longer . you go first , i 'll make the call . jessica : yeah , right , mirror boy . nash : `` mirror boy `` ? no , no , i wake up like this . i have done a full day 's work around here by the time you 're done drying your hair . you go . jessica : well , let 's see . let 's see about that . let 's take off these clothes . nash : oh , really ? jessica : yeah . nash : oh , yeah . well , two can play that game , honey bunny . jessica : well , that 's what i had in mind . nash : oh , yeah ? jessica : mm - hmm . nash : mm - hmm . mm - hmm , mm - hmm , mm - hmm . where are you ? jessica : huh . [ scene_break ] michael : yeah , marcie , you know , we should probably get him home . marcie : no . we have n't even eaten yet . do n't be silly . michael : we 'll get them to pack it up . marcie : it 's not late , michael , please . the waitress is bringing over our food right now . waitress : here you go . marcie : thanks . todd : god , i had the death certificate right in front of me . why did n't i believe it ? why did i believe some stupid note from spencer truman ? i mean , the guy 's dead ! he 's still jerking my chain ! blair : todd , you did everything you could to find your son . todd : everything 's not good enough . marcie : is he ok ? blair : he will be . he 's , i think , accepting the fact that his son 's really dead . marcie : well , i ca n't imagine that . blair : yeah . i just hope that nothing else happens to give him false hope , you know ? michael : yeah . i hope not , too . priest : this is a very difficult situation because your brother and his wife would be devastated to lose their child . [ scene_break ] john : yeah . thing is , i also know the kid 's real father . he thinks his boy is dead . it 's tearing the guy up . priest : what does your conscience tell you ? john : hmm . i do n't think anybody should be playing god . well , it never turns out too good . i just do n't know what to do , father . i ca n't handle this on my own . thomas ' voice : maybe i can help you , son . john : dad ? thomas : talk to me , johnny . maybe we can solve your problem . [ scene_break ] dorian : we were not `` making out . `` no -- clint was about to leave , and he was kissing me goodbye . starr : you can save it , aunt dorian . langston : you know what ? it 's ok . it 's actually kind of cool . dorian : kind of cool ? that people of a certain age still do things like that ? markko : yeah . i did n't know it was possible . langston : oh -- dorian : you got a lot to learn . and in case you 're wondering -- it does get better with time . markko : huh . dorian : enjoy . cole : just -- [ langston chuckles ] langston : she is so cool . [ starr sighs ] cole : whew . starr : are you worried about your mom ? cole : yeah . you know , it 's not fair that we 're here hanging by this fancy pool and she 's in that dungeon . starr : i know how you feel . you know , you do n't have to stay here if you 're too upset . [ cole sighs ] cole : no , they wo n't let me see her anymore tonight , so i 'll just hang . i have to get used to the whole idea , all right ? being here is definitely helping . starr : good . do you want to go swimming ? langston : ew . markko : what ? langston : those were on the ground . markko : they 're fresh . here . langston : no ! ew . i do n't want one . [ scene_break ] antonio : so , how did you get mixed up with a jerk like hunter , anyway ? sarah : default . antonio : no . no , no , no , i do n't buy that . you 've never had trouble getting guys . sarah : so you 've never gotten with anyone without knowing her whole story ? oh , i 'm sorry . i forgot about you and jessica . antonio : it 's ok . it 's over . sarah : yeah , me and hunter , too . you ca n't get any more over than dead . antonio : yeah . so , how long are you going to be in llanview ? you going to be here for a while ? sarah : looks like it . i have a minor cash flow problem . but i do have an idea . cristian : she 's going to work as a waitress at capricorn , if that 's ok with you , of course . antonio : yeah , you 21 yet ? sarah : yes . cristian : i checked . sarah : huh . unbelievable . antonio : and what about your -- your singing career ? i thought you had a record deal . sarah : flash did . but when i got strangled , that option ran out . i do n't sing much anymore . it just does n't feel the same . but i am not going to leave the business completely , no thanks to friends of mine . antonio : i see . well , is there anything i can do to help ? sarah : actually , there is . [ scene_break ] viki : no , i gave you my word . i wo n't go back on that . miles can stay , temporarily . natalie : thanks . i just -- look , mom , i do n't want to cause problems for you . viki : mm - hmm . you should have thought of that before . ok ? look , i 'll handle todd . but you have to make sure that miles does not provoke him . ok ? natalie : it wo n't happen , mom . miles is a good guy . i know that . viki : yeah . well , i hope he deserves your trust in him . natalie : so anyway , are you going to come to the benefit tonight ? viki : yes , of course i am . it 's your official coming out as an officer of b.e . enterprises . i would n't miss that . natalie : cool . well , i got to get there early , so i guess i -- i better get dressed . viki : ok . natalie : mom ? are we good ? viki : of course we are . always . natalie : just so you know -- i do n't take that for granted . viki : but you should . go get dressed . [ knock on door ] miles : hi . viki : natalie 's getting dressed . miles : oh . should i wait back at the carriage house ? viki : no , that 's not necessary . come in . miles : thank you . yeah , i wanted to tell you -- i 'm really sorry for causing trouble between you and your brother . viki : are you ? you know , i 'm not really worried about my relationship with my brother . but i am worried about natalie . and that 's quite another matter . [ scene_break ] roxy : all right ! this must be my lucky night . all my favorite high rollers in the same place at the same time . just show up at the door . there 's plenty of room for everybody . and bring your bucks and your tux . todd : buchanan enterprises , huh ? marcie : yeah , what is this ? roxy : this is the shindig at the palace . blair : hmm . roxy : monte carlo night . in other words , that translates to g - a - m - bling . and natty arranged everything . and she and big daddy clint -- they 're the hosts with the most . blair : yeah ? are -- are you going ? roxy : hell , yeah ! i am the main wheeler dealer . like , you know , blackjack or sump ' n sump ' n like that . todd : we should go . it 's for a good cause . blair : why ? todd : well , you know , natalie 's been hanging out with miles a lot lately , so he 'll be there . you know what i mean ? blair : ok . todd : so , we could stick to plan a and go light a fire under mcbain 's butt . or we have plan b . blair : yeah , and what is plan b , todd ? todd : torture miles . does that not sound fun ? blair : yeah . i 'm in . todd : giddyup . blair : let 's go . todd : you guys pay for our stuff , will you ? marcie : sure . michael : i 've got to make a phone call . marcie : ok . [ scene_break ] john : this is your family , too . thomas : my hands are tied , son . [ thomas sighs ] thomas : you 're the head of the family now . the future of the mcbain is in your hands . john : i do n't want that . thomas : i understand . but you have it . john : michael says losing tommy will break marcie 's heart . because they ca n't have kids of their own . if they take -- they take tommy away , they probably wo n't be able to adopt again . as far as they 're concerned , tommy is their son . he 's a mcbain all the way . thomas : it sounds like you know what to do . john : i love my brother . and this little guy -- tommy , he 's a hell of a kid . you know , you should see him . and if it was just the matter of the adoption being illegal , then -- then i would know what to do , but that 's not it . if there 's right and a wrong in this situation , i wish i knew which is which . [ scene_break ] miles : natalie is the only real friend i have right now . i would never do anything to hurt her . viki : oh , well , that 's an admirable sentiment , but life is unpredictable . miles : i understand i 'm not the most worldly person . but i 've had enough life experience to know that i have a friend in natalie . viki : mm - hmm . miles : she -- she stood up for me in front of everyone that she knows and loves . viki : she 's a very generous person . miles : well , she gets that from you . i mean it . i 'm not trying to suck up . viki : i 'm going to take you at your word because natalie vouched for you . if you hurt her , intentionally or not , i will see that you regret it . miles : that 's fair . viki : mm - hmm . miles : natalie 's friendship is too important for me to mess up . she 's the only person in town that 's willing to give me the benefit of the doubt . she 's very special . viki : yes , she is . [ footsteps ] natalie : is everything all right ? viki : darling , you look beautiful . natalie : thank you . miles : you do . you look lovely . natalie : thank you . viki : well , i 'm glad we got things straightened out . natalie : uh - oh . that does n't sound so good . miles : no , actually , it 's very good . i understand where your mother 's coming from now . natalie : ok , good , i guess . all right . well , we better get to the palace , because i got to get there early . i 've got to memorize the guest list , and i 've got to then try to remember all their faces . do n't let me drink tonight , ok ? miles : yeah , i 'll do my best . good night , mrs. davidson . viki : no , i 'll see you both later at the fundraiser . miles : oh . shall we ? viki : bye , hon . [ scene_break ] markko : well , you want to play cards ? langston : i guess . cole : yeah . ok . markko : well , do n't sound so enthusiastic . starr : i like blackjack . could we play that ? markko : that 's no fun unless you 're betting . langston : oh , let me guess -- you did n't bring your wallet ? markko : is that a challenge ? blair : well , i did n't know you had your buddies here , starr . starr : oh . yeah , no , we 're just hanging out . aunt dorian said it would be ok . blair : no , it 's fine . i just wanted to tell you that i 'm going out tonight . it 's monte carlo night at the palace . langston : we heard . blair : oh , yeah ? langston : dr. lord 's all excited about it . markko : yeah , she was excited about her man candy . ew . starr : oh . blair : her what ? langston : markko -- starr : that 's neanderthal for clint buchanan . blair : oh . starr : we walked in on them kissing , actually . yeah . did aunt dorian tell you that ? blair : no , she did n't . and that 's way too much information for me . i 'm going to go get dressed because i do n't want to keep your dad waiting . starr : dad ? blair : mm - hmm . starr : you 're going with him ? blair : yes , i am . you sound surprised . starr : well , i kind of am , but good luck and have fun . blair : ok , i will . see ya . starr : bye . langston : your parents are back together ? starr : not yet , but if they do n't kill each other tonight , that 'll be two good nights in a row . cole : well , that 's good . markko : what , three good nights and they 're headed to vegas to get remarried ? langston : they 've been married , like , a million times . starr : three and a half . markko : `` half `` ? starr : it 's a long story . langston : basically , they could go out for pizza and come back hitched . starr : you never know . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'm listening . sarah : i want a job at capricorn , but not waiting tables -- booking bands . i would be great . cristian : now , look , antonio , i already told her , we do n't need a full - time booker . antonio : well , we -- we might be able to work something out . sarah : really ? wow . that would be great . i mean , i 've already got a whole list of people worked out -- antonio : not -- not now . sarah : huh . antonio : i have to get ready for monte carlo night . cristian : what 's that ? antonio : it 's a -- a fundraiser b.e . is throwing at the palace . i 'm going with talia . sarah : ooh . the hot cop ? antonio : my colleague . sarah : you on duty ? cristian : good question . antonio : look , it 's not a date . i mean , she had a couple of tickets that bo gave her . it was really last - minute , and i happened to be standing there . and -- cristian : and she asked you out . antonio : no . cristian : right . antonio : no , look , i 'm not ready to date . and -- and , besides , i outrank her . cristian : well , it does n't mean you ca n't go out . antonio : i 'm not jessica . sarah : what 's that supposed to mean ? antonio : it means she waited all of 24 hours after we got divorced to be remarried . sarah : oh , give her a break , vega . she thought she was dying . look , i -- i do n't mean to hurt your feelings , but jessica is my cousin , and she has been through a lot . so i 'm sorry if you 're bummed , but i think she deserves to be happy . [ scene_break ] nash : ha - ha - ha - h suddenly i do n't want to go out . jessica : hmm . actually , i feel energized . nash : me , too . that 's why i want to stay home . jessica : well , save it till after the party . nash : oh ! jessica : i am going to get in the shower . [ nash sighs ] [ scene_break ] thomas : not every situation is black and white . john : i 'd give a hell of a lot for black and white right now . i wish i had never found out , but it 's too late for that . thomas : if this was n't your brother , what would you do then ? john : i think i 'd have to give the kid back to his real father . but mike is my brother . if you were in my shoes , would you be able to forget that ? thomas : no . too close to home . too personal . john : but you 'd know what to do , right ? you always knew how to do the right thing , dad . thomas : not always . i tried . just like you 're trying now . but you know what to do , john . you just do n't want to face it . john : both things are right . and they 're both just as wrong . duty or family . you 've been there . you chose your duty as a cop and it got you killed . and i get why you did it . but if you could go back knowing what you know , knowing what you lost , would you ? [ scene_break ] antonio : jessica 's happiness is no longer my business . sarah : i did n't mean to upset you . cristian : how come you 're not going to this monte carlo thing ? antonio : yeah , i thought they wanted all the buchanans there . sarah : nah , not my thing . i 'll stick around here and distract cristian from his work . cristian : oh , fun . [ sarah chuckles ] cristian : say hi to talia for us . antonio : yeah , i will . and we will talk about your -- your booking . sarah : ok . antonio : all right . sarah : great , thanks . antonio : all right , we 'll see you , sarah . cristian : see you , man . sarah : i lied . cristian : about at ? sarah : i have two tickets to this thing tonight . i was just planning on faking sick . you do n't want to go , do you ? cristian : why the change of heart ? sarah : i have n't seen asa since i 've been back . and he kind of always had a soft spot for me . cristian : soft enough to reinstate your trust fund ? sarah : great idea . mind if i borrow it ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] dorian : oh . congratulations . clint : oh -- natalie gets all the credit . she did a great job . dorian : oh , dear . clint : yeah . i do n't like the looks of that . dorian : you know , i 've been accused of being a career meddler . love can be so misunderstood . but my advice to you about your daughter is leave her alone . clint : well , natalie does n't always have the best judgment when it comes to men . dorian : hmm . but still , if -- ahem -- they are dating each other , if you object , it may just push them closer together . and on the other hand , it 's much more likely that she invited him here so that she could separate him from some of -- well , spencer truman 's money . yes , and all in a very good cause . clint : you are either a very wise woman or a good spin doctor . dorian : a little of both . [ clint chuckles ] clint : well , there 's viki over there . shall we go say hello ? or are you thinking of violating the truce that you made with her ? dorian : lead the way . clint : hello , viki . viki : clint . dorian . dorian : why , viki , you here all alone ? [ scene_break ] michael : whew . i ca n't get a hold of john . marcie : i do n't know why you 're telling me . it 's not like you 're going to tell me what 's going on . michael : it 's nothing , marcie . marcie : yeah , nothing . every time you and john are together , you could cut the tension with a knife , so why do n't you cut the crap ? roxy : that 's just johnny . he 's a real crabby apple . michael : john 's got a real tough decision to make . we do n't agree on what he should do . marcie : yeah , and you ca n't tell me , your wife , what it is . michael : it 's not my place , marce , i 'm sorry . marcie : yeah , well , is it personal or professional ? michael : it 's both . no matter what decision he makes , somebody 's going to get hurt . roxy : you know , you 're damned if you do , and you 're damned if you do n't . and that 's the worst . are you done with those fries ? michael : help yourself . [ scene_break ] thomas : i saw that kid running down the alley , and i reacted . i did n't think . i did n't have time . but we 're talking about you . john : so i either keep a child from the only family he 's ever known , or i keep a father from his own son . [ thomas sighs ] thomas : it 's a hell of a choice to have to make . john : what would you do , dad ? what 's the right thing to do ? [ scene_break ] markko : this is boring . cole : huh . you did n't think so when you were winning . starr : yeah , you know what ? markko is right . let 's play something else . langston : what about poker ? markko : for what ? bottle caps ? no , thanks . langston : oh , so it 's not interesting unless you 're playing for money ? markko : or something just as good . starr : ok , guys , why do n't we just bag it and go swimming or something ? markko : no suit . langston : so you 'll just watch while we swim . [ starr chuckles ] starr : oh . markko : i 've got a better idea . langston : hmm ? markko : how about strip poker ? cole : ooh . [ scene_break ] cristian : wow . [ sarah chuckles ] sarah : thanks . are you sure you do n't want to come ? cristian : no offense , but i could use the time alone . good luck with asa . be careful . do n't let clint catch you trying to go over his head . sarah : no worries . do n't wait up . [ scene_break ] nash : beautiful . you are beautiful . jessica : you said that when i was yellow . nash : and i meant it . but now -- you take my breath away . jessica : hmm . well , that was the point . are you ready to go ? nash : how do i look ? you tell me -- do i look like a successful winemaker ? jessica : you are a successful winemaker . and i am very proud to be your wife . nash : ah . you 're going to take it easy tonight , right ? jessica : cross my heart . nash : good . ready to go ? jessica : yes . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] viki : am i here all alone ? no , dorian . i came with my money . so did you , i see . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : i hope you came prepared to lose -- your money , that is . viki : actually , i 'm a pretty good card player . dorian : really ? viki : mm - hmm . clint : dorian , i think we should start working the room , do n't you ? dorian : clint was just teaching me texas hold 'em this afternoon . viki : well , did he really ? that 's nice . he taught me a long time ago . dorian : oh . and i imagine you 've gotten quite rusty since then . viki : no , actually , not really . dorian : oh . want to put your money where your mouth is ? clint : dorian , bad idea . viki : you know what , dorian ? sure . why not ? dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] natalie : it 's all right , miles . losing is a good thing . miles : yeah . natalie : plus , every penny goes to charity . miles : oh , i 'm not worried about the money . it 's -- i have a feeling this is n't going to be my lucky night . todd : you got that right . [ scene_break ] marcie : if you change your mind and want to go to the fundraiser -- not that it matters to you , but i actually do -- i could call starr and she could baby- sit . michael : i do n't want to go . i already told you that . [ marcie sighs ] marcie : fine . michael : look , i 'm -- marcie : hey , hey . michael : i 'm sorry , honey , i just -- i just want to go home . you know ? just the three of us . [ scene_break ] thomas : i 'm sorry , john . it 's your choice to make . i ca n't help you . john : huh . what am i supposed to do , flip a coin ? priest : think , son . somewhere inside , you know the answer . john : i know i ca n't ignore the law . but it 's more than that . we 're talking about flesh and blood . to keep a father from his son -- it 's wrong . [ next_on ] markko : you play much poker ? starr : stay in and find out . adriana : would john really ruin his own brother 's life ? marcie : what 's wrong with you ? antonio : i thought your whole m.o . was using rich women , even if you have to marry them . blair : what are we doing ? todd : what we always end up doing .
clint and dorian play a friendly game of cards . she reaches over and kisses him . starr , cole , langston , and markko walk up and see them kissing . sarah walks in and catches cristian on the computer . she inquires if he is looking at porn . he refuses to let her see what he is working on . there is a knock on the door and it is antonio . nash kisses jessica . they check the messages and find one from natalie inviting them to monte carlo night . natalie walks into the kitchen of llanfair and apologizes for what happened between miles and todd . at the angel square diner , blair holds tommy , unbeknownst to her that she is holding todd 's son . john goes to confession . dorian offers her condolences for marty not being granted bail . nash wants to scour up an investor in his vineyard .
rex : really warm . this is weird . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] is it on ? [ scene_break ] gigi : the phone is warm . delphina : honey , if that phone is not charged up , we will not make it back to 19 -- hmm . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] we need to conserve the energy . delphina : the warmth that you 're feeling , well , it has nothing to do with the mechanism of this phone . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] it 's cool . rex : yeah , the cell phone is definitely one of the coolest inventions ever . prof. fina : no , i meant the temperature . you said it was warm , but it is n't . that would make sense because , well , it 's a polymer , is n't it ? and by that , i mean it 's an aluminum alloy , neither of which are very good conductors . rex : it felt warm . not aluminum or plastic warm , warm like i was touching – [ scene_break ] gigi : it felt warm . rex and gigi : someone 's hand . [ scene_break ] brody : you do n't know what you 're talking about . layla : i know you 're not shane 's father . brody : lady , i know you 've just been burnt , but i 'm telling you the truth . i 'm shane 's dad . layla : save it . adriana told me everything . shane is rex 's little boy . now , the question is , what 's in it for you ? money ? [ scene_break ] gigi : okay , all right , so we know the cell phone is key . delphina : mm - hmm . gigi : but do n't we have to be by the fence where it happened ? delphina : yes , the portal . but we also need to wait for the 4 - 1 - 1 . [ scene_break ] rex : right , where we were struck by lightning . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] yes , we 'll have to wait until the storm closes in , yes . then you and bo will have to -- [ music blares ] rex : so how long is this going to take ? jared : [ as clint ] is he still trying to get you to buy a telephone with no cords , 'cause i got a piece of string with a couple of tin cans i could sell you . [ clint laughs ] rex : [ as bo ] yeah , pa just wants to make sure he does n't , uh , sell the patent to somebody else . clint : okay , well , hey , smarty pants , i got a bottle of bourbon in there that 'll really send you . so come on -- come on , little brother , we got ta do a little partyin ' before you ship off . [ rock music continues ] nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] there 's our boy . chuck : [ as chuck jr . ] bo , go make yourself a drink . we 'll sleep off the hangover tomorrow on the bus . tv announcer : american casualties continue to rise as the conflict in vietnam continues – chuck sr . : turn that thing off . lindsay : [ as olympia ] no , leave it on . tv announcer : while 87,000 civilians are homeless – olympia : is that what you want for your son , asa ? you want him to come home in a body bag ? will that finally make you proud of him ? if you were any kind of father , you would send him to college or you would send him to canada tonight . [ scene_break ] gigi : are you getting anything ? delphina : no . gigi : you know , when i talked to rex that one time , he said the thing about ' 68 , but he also mentioned vietnam . delphina : yeah , that does n't surprise me . 1968 was the tet offensive . getting drafted was on the mind of every american boy . gigi : do you think -- he could n't get drafted while he 's back in ' 68 , could he ? gigi : delphina , what if we do n't get back to 1968 in time ? if he 's drafted , they 'll send him to vietnam . delphina : look , gigi -- gigi : no , no , no , we studied the vietnam war in high school . almost 60,000 americans died in that war . if we do n't get back there in time , rex could be one of them . [ scene_break ] layla : i knew that adriana paid you off and that dorian doubled it . brody : yeah , and i put every cent of that money into a trust fund for shane 's education . i could n't touch it now if i wanted to , so it 's not about the money . layla : well , then what 's it about ? brody : that boy needs a father . and i said i would be there for him and i 'm a man of my word . layla : that 's new and different . brody : yeah , not a crime . layla : and how do you think rex would feel about that ? [ scene_break ] gigi : oh , god , please tell me you 're seeing something . delphina : well , i am seeing you . gigi : yeah , 'cause i 'm next to you . delphina : no , you 're seeing a ship off . gigi : oh , god , oh , god , it 's true . they 're sending rex to vietnam . delphina : no , no , no , it 's not rex . it 's a porpoise ? gigi : a what ? delphina : oh , a seal . gigi : oh , that 's brody . yeah , he was a navy seal . you must be seeing me saying good - bye to him when he left for afghanistan . delphina : yes , but what i 'm not seeing is why you 're pretending that this seal is shane 's father . [ scene_break ] brody : rex walked out on gigi . he did n't care what happened to her . i was there to pick up the pieces . layla : so you 're a saint . that still does n't make you shane 's father . brody : i 'm his father in every way that counts . i would have been there from the beginning if my mother did n't lie to me about gigi . i take him to his games . i help him with his homework . i put food on the table . he loves me and i love him . it 's working out for both of us . layla : i guess . you were going nowhere fast when we found you . brody : hey , look , lady , i did three tours of duty overseas . that messes with your head . only , now i have a reason to fight through it , shane . so do n't you come in here acting like you know what 's best for me or that boy . you do n't . you and your friend , adriana , you started this , now you stay out of it . layla : all i 'm saying is you 're living a lie , and lies have a nasty way of sneaking up on you . brody : hey , you know what ? tell me something . does you best friend , adriana , does she know what you 're doing ? i thought she wanted me hooked up with gigi so she could get back together with rex . layla : what adriana did was wrong . she lied to rex , and vince lied to me and i felt awful , so i do n't want this happening to anyone else . not rex , and especially not shane . [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] is that what you want ? you want bo to go to canada , olympia ? lindsay : [ as olympia ] tonight . asa : canada is for a bunch of candy - assed hippies who do n't have the backbone to stand up and fight . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] you tell 'em , boss . chuck : [ as chuck jr. ] we 'll be okay , mrs. b . do n't you worry . asa : those viet cong , they 're not gon na know what hit 'em when our boys get to town . chuck : besides , if we go up to canada , we ca n't never come home . chuck sr . : tell your mother you do n't want to go to canada , bo . you 'd miss her too much . rex : [ as bo ] actually , canada 's a terrific place . olympia : i 'd rather have him exiled to canada rather than get shot to pieces in some rice paddy fighting in a war that we should n't have gotten involved in in the first place . moe : [ as jeremiah ] right on . you tell 'em , lady . [ music blares ] chuck sr . : somebody show this draft dodger the door . jeremiah : hey , make love , not war , brother . jared : [ as clint ] hey , chuck , this here 's a party . dallas : [ as renee ] that 's right , and we 're crashing it . hey , asa . olympia : asa buchanan , you 're a dog , inviting women to my house . renee : oh , we were n't invited . gigi : [ as emma ] but you 're right about one thing . your husband 's a dog . bo : right from the frying pan right into the fire . bo : how much more time do we need before we go to that fence ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , that depends on mother nature . bo : well , that 's just great . i 've got balsom about to be sent to vietnam . i 've got two women from a nevada brothel that are just itching for a fight . and i 'm waiting for my son , clint , to find out that i sent the woman that he loves away . [ scene_break ] moe : [ as jeremiah ] when 's rosa coming back ? i could use some help in the kitchen . jared : [ as clint ] oh , well , i , uh , hate to be the one to have to break this to you , jeremiah , but , see , pa fired rosa this morning . jeremiah : he did what ? clint : that 's pa . he 's cold sometimes . you know that . jeremiah : i just saw rosa at the good - day earlier this afternoon . she did n't say anything about being fired . [ scene_break ] lindsay : [ as olympia ] i do n't believe we 've met . dallas : [ as renee ] miss renee divine . olympia : oh , so you 're a whore . renee : the head whore , but you can call me renee . olympia : i 'll stick with whore . you here to steal my husband ? clint : uh , pa , i suggest you head this off . bo : did you see that woman standing over there ? prof. fina : uh , the wife or , uh , the mistress ? bo : the one that is supposed to be my wife . prof. fina : oh , yes , the crazy one . bo : mm - hmm , you know what ? she just happens to look exactly like a woman that i left standing at the altar . why would i do that ? because she tried to fake a mental illness just so that she could get out of going to prison for murder . prof. fina : yes , well , you sure do know how to pick 'em . bo : mm - hmm . and you 'll never guess who she murdered . that little creep who just shot us with a squirt gun after he grew up . prof. fina : yes , well it seems like she was doing the world a favor . bo : yeah , well , after he grew up , she did . prof. fina : and , uh , who is that ? bo : that 's the woman that i was supposed to sleep with so that david vickers could be born . prof. fina : i see . well , she seems to be , well , more into rex -- no offense -- than you . did n't you say that he has a woman ? bo : yeah , he does . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] i thought you and asa were through . gigi : [ as emma ] hey , you cut that out you little -- shane : [ as spencer ] who is that ? emma : our hostess mrs. buchanan . spencer : she scared me . bo : you have no idea , but you will . emma : he gets a little wild . bo : are you here because you 've forgiven asa , um , pa ? emma : no , i told you , i 'm through with him . bo : so , why are you here ? emma : i came to say good - bye to you . [ scene_break ] gigi : rex left town before i found out i was pregnant , so i never got a chance to tell him . delphina : mm . gigi : and then i met brody and he kind of fell for me . and any guy who falls for a girl who is pregnant by someone else is pretty special . delphina : yeah , i 'd say one in a million . gigi : yeah , he even wanted to marry me and raise my baby as his own and , you know , i was kind of thinking about it even though -- delphina : even though you 're not in love with him , yeah . gigi : right . and then he left for afghanistan and word came back from his mother that he had been killed over there . she lied to me . delphina : because you were n't good enough for her navy seal . gigi : i do n't blame her , though . i only would have married brody to give shane a father . that 's what i did , i made him shane 's daddy . i mean , what was i going to tell my son ? that his father was a jerk who walked out on him before he was even born ? so i told him his dad was a war hero . i gave him a story to tell the kids at school and it made him happy and that 's all that mattered , until rex showed up . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] you 're here for me ? gigi : [ as emma ] why so surprised ? bo : it 's just -- we hardly know each other . emma : yeah , but i feel like i 've known you half my life . chuck : [ as chuck jr. ] bo . hey , bo . emma : your friend 's calling you . bo : yeah , chuck ? chuck : tequila , huh ? the good stuff . bo : tell the worm i said hi . maybe later . emma : you do n't seem to be in the party mood . bo : i 'm just kind of praying for a miracle . emma : well , you know there 's a storm coming , but it 's not here yet , so , uh , did you want to take a walk ? [ scene_break ] brody : my shift is over . i 'm going home to my son . you should mind your own business . layla : it changes you , being lied to . it makes you rethink everything . all that time vince was being kind to me when my sister was injured , it was all an act . brody : you do n't know that . layla : you 're right , i do n't know because that 's what lies do to you . it makes you doubt everything , even yourself . how do you think shane 's going to feel when he finds out you 're not really his father ? brody : he 's not going to , unless you tell him . [ scene_break ] delphina : so why did n't you tell rex about shane when you met him again ? gigi : because i did n't want to wreck his life . he was engaged to adriana . delphina : dorian 's daughter ? ew , i do n't see that . gigi : neither did i . delphina : yeah . gigi : and there it was , they were engaged so i tried to stay away from him . delphina : hmm . gigi : oh , god , i really did . i tried to stop thinking about him , oh , but i could n't . it got so bad that i stood up at their wedding and made a fool out of myself . delphina : wait , i knew that . gigi : you did ? delphina : yeah , i read about it in `` the sun . `` tell me , did dorian just , like , die ? gigi : no , 'cause she was the one who egged me on . she wanted me to break them up . [ music plays ] gigi : is it time ? delphina : yeah , it just might be . [ scene_break ] [ thunder rolls ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] why , i think that i heard -- could that -- was that thunder ? bo : yeah , it sure was . delphina : well , then mother nature is doing her part and right on time . the storm is coming . bo : okay , can we make this thing happen before midnight ? prof. fina : well , if my calculations are correct , i think that it 's -- well , yes . bo : oh , thank god . prof. fina : you know , besides that delorean , what does 2008 have that 1968 does n't ? bo : my son . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] gigi : [ as emma ] i love that song . rex : [ as bo ] me , too . you can almost smell the rain . emma : i love nights like this , when you know something 's about to happen . bo : thank you for coming to see me off . emma : what ? bo : you remind me of someone . emma : is that all it is ? bo : you know , maybe we should get back inside . emma : you wan na dance ? [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] have you seen maria ? chuck : [ as chuck jr. ] no . come to think of it , i have n't seen her all day . your old man on to the two of you , yet ? clint : well , he 's on to us , but if he knew the details , well , you know pa . chuck : you 're right about that . he might like to be friendly with the help and all , but he does n't want you or bo to marry one of them . [ scene_break ] lindsay : [ as olympia ] have we met ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] oh , uh , no , we , uh , have n't had that pleasure . i 'm professor delbert fina . olympia : olympia buchanan . prof. fina : olympia , oh , yes , the , uh , home of the gods , rumored to be the most beautiful place in heaven . olympia : and you 're the son of hermes and aphrodite , half man and half woman . [ scene_break ] gigi : what 's wrong ? delphina : is there something on my lip ? gigi : like what ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] a mustache . delphina : sorry , sometimes i channel men . like , once , i channeled dorian lord 's husband and we -- gigi : oh , too much information . delphina : hmm ? dorian 's daughter ? ah , it seems that she thinks you can still break up the marriage . [ scene_break ] layla : oh , do n't worry . i promised adriana i 'd keep her secret . she 's convinced that if rex finds out shane 's his son , he 'd divorce her and marry gigi . brody : he probably would if she 'd have him . layla : and you do n't think rex might be a little bit ticked off at gigi for lying to him all these years ? i mean , if i were rex , i would never trust her again . brody : you 've got a point . layla : and you 'd settle for that . if rex walked out on her , you 'd settle for second best . brody : my shift is over , lady . have a good night . [ scene_break ] gigi : adriana is in paris -- france , not texas . delphina : hmm . gigi : she and rex are separated . i have no idea if she still thinks of me as a threat . delphina : oh , you 're a threat . gigi : well , not if rex is being sent to vietnam . delphina : mm . gigi : so are you any closer to getting us back in time ? delphina : well , i am hearing a song i used to know from 1968 . gigi : is that what that is ? i am hearing this , too . where is it coming from ? delphina : the past . we 're crossing the fields of time . gigi : so we 're lined up . delphina : it seems so . gigi : so is rex close by ? delphina : yep , all we have to do now is wait for a sign . [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] what , is there some kind of big secret ? rex : [ as bo ] no , it 's just i do n't think a dance is a good idea . emma : because of this girl , the one i remind you of ? bo : yeah . emma : so who is she ? bo : it 's -- it 's complicated . i 'm married -- emma : you are ? bo : well , we 're separated . emma : oh , but you 're still in love with her , your wife ? bo : no , i mean , i was , only -- you ask really good questions . um , i have n't thought about her since i left . i guess that says something , does n't it ? emma : it would to me . bo : she 's a terrific woman . emma : does n't matter if you never think about her . [ bo sighs ] bo : so , you know , my marriage is over , huh ? emma : just like that . bo : we were together for a long time , got married . it seemed like the right thing to do , only -- emma : so who is this woman i remind you of ? emma : she 's the one . [ scene_break ] delphina : we will get there , honey . we will grab rex and we will drag him back to the future , okay ? chuck : oh , you 're still here . i thought you ladies had gone . gigi : i hope it 's okay . chuck : you sure you do n't want to stay the night ? we 've got plenty of room . gigi : thanks , but we are hoping to get out of here pretty soon . chuck : is that music bothering you ? i was cleaning out the attic . found these old record albums on an old phonograph , and i just wanted hear what my daddy was listening to when he was growing up . gigi : is that right ? chuck : it 's great stuff . i never heard sgt . pepper on vinyl before . [ chuck laughs ] gigi : so `` we 're traveling across the fields of time . `` delphina : yeah , there 's a reason why he found those albums today , gigi . gigi : yeah , he was cleaning . delphina : think what you like , but i 'm pretty sure that rex is listening to that same song right now . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] she 's the one . gigi : [ as emma ] if this other woman is the one , then where is she ? bo : she 's ahead of our time . emma : so she 's like some women 's libber . is she coming to the party ? bo : no , i wish . she wo n't be coming . emma : on your last night before you join up . [ emma sighs ] bo : you are so beautiful . emma : come on , cowboy , it 's going to be your last dance for a really long time . it 's just a dance , bo . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] i did n't realize your wife was , uh , so troubled . bo : [ as asa ] she is who she is , but that does n't give me the license to behave the way i have . renee : asa buchanan , is that regret i am hearing ? asa : you can call it whatever you want to call it , but it 's the truth . renee : well , and here i was just about ready to let you have it all over again for the way you treated emma , but i -- you were just trying to get a little bit of happiness for yourself and still do your part here at home . asa : i 'm not who you think i am . renee : sure , you are . but you 're also a man who loves his sons . and i do n't care what your wife says , you 're trying to keep this marriage together for them , are n't you ? asa : yeah , but sometimes i think that i 've just done everything wrong . i made some big mistakes . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] what did you put in these brownies ? moe : [ as jeremiah ] well , dig in . clint : i ca n't stop eating them , man . jeremiah : dig in -- they 'll cure what ails you . clint : no , but what is it that 's in them ? jeremiah : well , that 's my secret . clint : well , is maria in the kitchen , because i know she 'll tell me . jeremiah : she 's long gone . clint : what do you mean ? jeremiah : i saw her this afternoon at the good - day . had her bags all packed , was headed back to mexico . clint : what ? [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] you know , you change things -- you put the future at risk . bo : look , i 'm being careful , but i just do n't know how much longer i can keep this up . how are you doing ? prof. fina : well , the storm is not moving fast enough and if the lightning is n't here by midnight , well , then you might just actually have to be stuck in 1968 . dallas : [ as renee ] ahem . bo : [ as asa ] thank you . renee : you know , whatever it is that you think you 've done to hurt those boys , you can make up for it . asa : well , what 's done is done . maybe in another lifetime , with another son , i 'm going to be a better father if i get the chance . [ scene_break ] gigi : so are you getting anything ? delphina : look , the storm is n't moving fast enough . we need lightning by midnight or no dice . gigi : great . delphina : what happened at the wedding ? you said you stood up , poured your heart out , and then -- what ? gigi : i should have said i poured half my heart out . i was just about to tell rex that he was shane 's daddy , and in walked -- delphina : the navy seal . gigi : yeah . in his dress whites , looking every inch the hero i had made him out to be . delphina : oh , man , did you lose it ? gigi : i just stood there . shane thought it was a miracle . he went running down the aisle , threw himself into brody 's arms . he was so happy , i just -- i could n't bring myself to wipe that smile off his face . and i still ca n't . [ scene_break ] shane : bye , mrs. green baum . brody : thanks a lot . so you and mrs. green baum have a good time ? shane : we played `` spit . `` but i have more fun with you . brody : i missed you , too , buddy . [ brody growls ] shane : oh , you 're squashing me . [ brody laughs ] brody : come on . you promised me you 'd teach me how to beat you at chess . shane : in your dreams , dad . [ scene_break ] delphina : you 're a good mother , and this is a big problem . what do you do ? break your son 's heart , live a lie ? gigi : i do n't know . delphina : meanwhile , you 're playing house with a man you do n't love . gigi : as long as shane 's happy . delphina : well , what about shane 's mama ? does n't she deserve a little happiness , too ? gigi : if you think that i could be happy while shane 's miserable , you 've never had a kid . delphina : well , then forget happiness . how about peace of mind ? you are not doing anyone any good torn up like this . and you know what ? you do n't need to be a psychic to see this . what i know is this . you love him and he loves you . gigi : even if we get back to 1968 , and then we get home -- even if rex wants me enough to get a divorce , i still ca n't take brody away from shane . [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] so you were going to tell me about your girl ? rex : [ as bo ] she 's not my girl . not anymore . emma : what happened ? bo : it 's a long story . let 's just say she 's with somebody else . emma : i 'm sorry . bo : worst part is i never got a chance to tell her that i loved her . i had a thousand chances . the woman even stood up at my wedding and told me she never stopped loving me . now i may never get a chance to tell her i feel the same way . emma : she knows . [ thunder rumbles ] [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] i 've looked everywhere for maria , even the bunkhouse . her stuff 's all gone . moe : [ as jeremiah ] i do n't know what to tell you , man . clint : now , you said you saw her with a suitcase this morning ? jeremiah : yeah . clint : she said that suitcase was rosa 's . jeremiah : i sure hope not . clint : she would n't just leave , not maria , not now . jeremiah : there she is ! noelle : [ as rosa ] i 'm sorry . clint : what happened to you , girl ? rosa : i know i was supposed to be here to help . i hope mr. buchanan does n't fire me . clint : rosa , did pa -- did pa hire you back ? rosa : oh , it -- it was just a misunderstanding . jeremiah : hey , and i got a pie to deliver . rosa : i 'll help you . clint : wait . no , pa did n't fire you , did he ? rosa : you should speak to your father . clint : no , i 'm speaking to you , rosa . where 's maria ? did pa send her away ? rosa : i 'm so sorry , mr. clint . maria -- she did n't want you to know . [ scene_break ] nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] son , turn that up . well , look at that . nixon 's winning on the first go - round . chuck : [ as chuck , jr. ] i 'd rather watch `` lassie . `` tv announcer : and his remarkable recovery from the defeat he suffered in -- dallas : [ as renee ] i hear asa buchanan thinks that your invention is the greatest thing since hi - fi . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] damn it , woman ! i 'm very sorry i cursed so loud , it 's just -- i 'm trying to count . renee : whatever turns you on . [ scene_break ] [ thunder rolls ] delphina : good , the storm 's getting a little closer . gigi : okay , so now what ? we go outside and we wait to get hit by lightning ? it sounds so safe . delphina : look , sweetheart , you hired me to get you from here to there . i can not guarantee that your bangs wo n't get singed along the way . gigi : oh , god . [ thunder rumbles ] [ scene_break ] shane : see , the king is the whole point of the game , but the queen is stronger . brody : sounds like life . [ phone rings ] shane : hello ? i mean -- morasco residence . gigi : hi , baby . shane : mom , how are you ? did you find rex ? are you coming home ? [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] you think she knows ? gigi : [ as emma ] she knows . bo : that would be nice , i guess . emma : so this girl , who 's not really your girl , is lucky . bo : why ? emma : because you 're a really good person . bo : wo n't do her much good with me in the transport , headed for saigon . emma : well , maybe if you keep thinking about her , it will get you through in one piece . bo : i do want to get home to her . emma : see ? it 's already working . [ thunder rumbles ] emma : it 's okay . it 's just lightning . bo : lightning 's what got me into this mess in the first place . we should head back to the house . emma : you know , you should n't worry , 'cause lightning never strikes the same place twice . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] it 's , uh , it 's -- it 's time . bo : it 's the storm ? fina : yes , we must leave now . we have no time to waste . bo : you 're the expert . prof. fina : yes . bo : [ as asa ] hey , bo ? rex : [ as bo ] yes , uh , pa . asa : it 's time , son . [ scene_break ] gigi : mommy ca n't come home quite yet . shane : why ? gigi : well , because -- delphina : oh , it 's time . we have to do this now . gigi : honey , i will be home before you know it . i just called to say good night . shane : you want to talk to dad ? gigi : no , sweetie , i do n't have time . just know that i love you and i always will love you . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] i 've got to go . gigi : [ as emma ] are you coming back or is this good - bye ? bo : i do n't know . i 'll never forget you . bo : [ as asa ] come on , son . jared : [ as clint ] pa ? you ai n't going anywhere until we have this out . [ scene_break ] shane : i forgot to tell mom about this package . it came all the way from paris , france . brody : it 'll be here when she gets back . you go on , get upstairs , get ready for bed , okay ? i 'll be up to tuck you in . hey , son ? your mom will be home soon . guaranteed . so what are you sending us , adriana ? [ scene_break ] gigi : delphina , how much further ? [ delphina hums ] gigi : are you sure you know where you 're going ? delphina : what ? the cell phone . i left it on the table in the house . gigi : yeah , i know . lucky i brought it . delphina : you 're smart . okay , careful . gigi : you do n't know where you 're going , do you ? you have no idea . delphina : what ? huh . gigi : is this the fence ? is this where rex went through the portal ? delphina : this is it . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] how could you fire maria and then make her promise not to tell me ? that is just low . bo : [ as asa ] you are my son . i have to consider your future , all right ? i could not let that girl stop you from having the life or the family that you are supposed to have . [ scene_break ] brody : `` gigi , in case you change your mind about making brody officially shane 's father , here is some of rex 's dna . `` [ scene_break ] gigi : okay , so if this is the fence and this is the portal , then what are we waiting for ? delphina : i do n't know . i 've lost fina 's signal . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] it 's not your life , pa. maria is the woman i want , and i do n't care what you think of her . rex : [ as bo ] pa -- clint : you stay out of this . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] uh , mr. buchanan , we must be running along . [ scene_break ] gigi : what do you mean , you lost his signal ? we 've got the phone , the lightning -- what else do you need ? delphina : a link , a connection to the other side . something 's blocking it . [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] i 'm sorry , son , but there 's someplace that i need to be . now , we 'll pick this up later . jared : [ as clint ] oh , what , wait until she 's clear across the border ? no way . i want to know exactly where you sent her . asa : i told her that she needed to go back home and she needed to stay there , and she agreed . clint : oh , well , what was she supposed to do with asa buchanan threatening her ? prof. fina : mr. buchanan ? clint : no ! you 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] gigi : what kind of block ? delphina : i do n't know . something 's definitely wrong . [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] look , clint , i 'm about to ship out to war , so -- jared : [ as clint ] yeah , i lost the woman i love , so -- that 's right , pa , i love her . bo : [ as asa ] clint , i sent her away . and that 's all i can tell you , okay ? because that 's the way it has to be . [ scene_break ] gigi : how much time do i have to find rex ? delphina : i do n't know . and i 'm not getting a squeak from fina . my guess is , not very much . when the portal opens , you reach in there , grab him , and you yank him back as fast as you can . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] you 're not getting away with this one , pa. not this time . [ scene_break ] gigi : rex ? hang on , i 'm coming . [ thunder rumbles ]
gigi and rex think about each other . they throw a going away party for rex / bo . they go into the living room . emma asks rex to go for a walk . they go down to the barn . gigi and delphina wait for the right time to go to the fence . gigi tells her about rex , shane and brody . layla argues with brody about rex being shane 's real father . adriana sends gigi rex 's toothbrush for dna . brody opens the envelope . clint finds out about asa / bo sending maria away and argues with bo as they are about to leave to go to the fence so they can go back to 2008 . clint tries to punch bo but knocks out rex instead .
tess ' voice : nash almost makes me forget what happened -- almost . when he says something like , `` hey , beautiful , `` it almost erases the way that freak said it . norman 's voice : smile for the camera , beautiful . jessica : i remember . i remember . it 's starting . nash : what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] officer : how 's it going ? antonio : it 's good , good . the commissioner around ? officer : yeah , but he 's in with someone . is it important ? antonio : yeah , but i can wait . no problem . officer : ok . antonio : thanks , man . [ scene_break ] claudia : so then antonio grabs this bottle and smashes it over the gun , and it flies . and then he leaps over the bar and pins the guy . he 's like punching him . he knocks the guy out . and then i 'm like , `` how did you do that ? `` and he 's like , `` claudia , call the police . `` and i 'm like -- well , i mean , you know the rest . bo : wow . well , thank you for coming in . claudia : of course . oh , and as long as i 'm here , i would like to personally invite you to the big gala tomorrow night at the palace . um -- we 're celebrating the new hospital wing my family donated . bo : you know , i 'm planning on attending that . i think that 's a very , very generous contribution . claudia : yeah , well , we 're just glad to be in the position to do it , and i 'm glad that you 're coming . i know that you 're really busy . bo : yeah , but i always like to make time for people that i have a personal interest in . claudia : me ? bo : yes . see , i think we need to talk about my niece jessica and why you hired rex balsom to spy on her . [ scene_break ] woman : sir ? sir , i just told you , ms. lord is in the middle of an important meeting . dorian : and did n't i leave strict instructions that i was n't to be interrupted ? woman : i am very sorry , ms. lord . i 'll call security . dorian : do n't bother . i 'll handle this nuisance myself . ok , now , say your piece and then leave . rex : just tell me one thing and i 'm out of here -- where 's adriana ? [ scene_break ] john : ok . give me a call as soon as the judge signs off on that warrant . good . thanks . hey . natalie : hey . i was studying at the coffee shop . john : thanks . natalie : ooh . thank you . so , you 're in a good mood . john : check that out . natalie : what 's this ? john : truman 's last mistake . [ scene_break ] starr : see , now you guys know what i was talking about . you were acting weird before , but now you 're acting right . [ scene_break ] john : you see this ? you see this engraving on the gun box ? natalie : `` n. truman `` ? john : spencer 's father . i ran his name through the system . found out spencer keeps a safety deposit box in his father 's name . i 'll bet anything the gun that killed my old man is in there . natalie : so that 's why you need the warrant . john : yeah . well , i 'm not getting my hopes up . judge is going to need more than probable , but at least it 's a start . i know where to look now . natalie : that 's wonderful . john : something wrong ? natalie : no , i 'm fine . john : no , do n't do that . what is it ? natalie : it 's just that i wish i could help you with spencer , but i 'm not going to be able to help catch anybody any time soon . john : why not ? natalie : because i 'm about to fail out of the forensics program . [ scene_break ] todd : it 's cool . we 're just a little off , that 's all . blair : we were worried about you . starr : look , i 'm ok . i just bumped my head and swallowed a little bit of water . i 'll be able to sleep it off . todd : yeah , well , the doctors want to make sure , so we have to run a few tests and have a little ct scan . starr : what 's a ct scan ? todd : oh , it 's really nothing . it 's no big deal . it does n't hurt at all . but if you 'd like , your mom and i can be there for you the whole time . starr : yeah . blair : i 'm going to go check on the doctor . todd : yeah , i 'm going to do that , too , sweetheart . hang tight , ok ? be right back . what are you doing ? are we going to see the doctor ? blair : you know what ? the test -- not going to know anything until they do the ct anyway . todd : so you lied to her ? blair : well , i thought if i stayed in there one more minute , she was going to see right through me . [ scene_break ] rex : where is adriana ? dorian : adriana ran away from you , so why should i disclose her whereabouts to the man from whom she is fleeing ? rex : the only reason she ran off is because she thinks that i 'm -- dorian : thinks what ? what ? what does she think ? what did you do that frightened her so much ? rex : she thinks that i 'm the stalker . dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] claudia : next time i hire a pi , i 'll have to make sure he 's more discreet . bo : well , at least you admit that you hired balsom . you know , usually , this is where i start getting the runaround in this kind of situation . claudia : well , i 'm glad to be the exception . bo : so why did you have my niece investigated ? claudia : it was nash . when i heard he moved to llanview , i -- i was sure that he 'd conned everyone into thinking that he was the second coming , so i wanted to expose him before he hurt someone . so i decided to check out the people he 's connected to . bo : what did you find out ? claudia : enough to back off . bo : you know , i 'm surprised you gave up so easily , though . claudia : there 's a child involved , and nash seems to have changed . bo : well , i 'm just glad to hear that you 're planning on steering clear . claudia : well , i mean , it 's not like i 'm going anywhere . i mean , nash and i are trying to work out our friendship . and so -- i would like to be there for him , you know , if he needs me . bo : if you want to be his friend , give him some space . just let him focus on the baby and on jessica getting better , because that 's what we all want . right ? claudia : of course . i mean , nobody in their right mind wants tess to come back . [ scene_break ] jessica : what are you doing here ? nash : you said that i could come and visit my brennan today . come on . jessica : ok , sorry . i forgot . come in . come in . nash : hey . shh . you know , i do n't think i 'm going to be able to call her `` bree . `` jessica : she 's your daughter . you can do whatever you feel is right . nash : yeah . does n't stuff like that confuse kids ? jessica : god , this place is such a mess . nash : oh , i had n't noticed . what 's this ? norman 's voice : smile for the camera , beautiful . jessica : it 's nothing , nothing . it 's mine . why is this place such a sty ? nash : because you got two kids living here . jessica : yeah , but still -- nash : jessica , has something happened ? jessica : no , i 'm just -- i 'm really busy , ok ? maybe you can come back later . nash : i do n't -- i do n't think so . why do n't you tell me what 's happened ? jessica : nothing has happened . i just want to get this mess cleaned up . nash : forget about the mess . tell me what 's wrong . jessica : no . nash : i know you better than that . jessica : you do n't know me at all , nash . nash : i know you well enough to know when something 's wrong . come on . why do n't you tell me ? maybe i can help . jessica : you ca n't . nash : well , how do you know i ca n't help if you do n't tell me ? please . jessica : i had a memory , a flash of what that guy did to me . [ scene_break ] dorian : adriana thinks that you are her stalker ? rex : yeah , but i 'm not . it 's a huge mistake . dorian : i do n't understand . she says she 's in love with you , so how did things get so turned around that she 's now convinced that you are the man who 's terrorizing her ? rex : the details can wait . right now , we need to talk to her , make sure she 's ok . dorian : my daughter is a rational young woman . she would n't have run away from you unless there was good reason . rex : she found something on my computer , some emails from the stalker . dorian : so she was on to something . rex : no , it 's not true . i did n't write those emails , and i did n't send them , either . dorian : how did they get on your computer ? rex : i do n't know . somebody must 've hacked in and uploaded them . dorian : oh ! yeah , sure . you 're being framed . rex : yes ! dorian : ha . well , whoever it is certainly did a very good job for adriana to run away from you in the middle of the night , the man she says she loves , believes in . the man , for heaven 's sakes , that she trusted with her life . rex : that 's not the way it was . dorian : oh . well , it 's the way adriana sees it , and forgive me , but i 'm going to take my daughter 's word over yours . rex : are you calling her ? dorian : no , i 'm going to call the police , have you arrested so my daughter can come home . [ scene_break ] rex 's voice : stop ! listen to me ! adriana 's voice : i do n't want to hear any more of your lies , rex ! adriana : i -- i got to call my mom , tell her what rex did to me . bruce : rex was n't stalking you . adriana : what ? bruce : and he did n't set it up to make it look like anyone was . adriana : what ? bruce : rex did n't do any of this to you , adriana . it was me . adriana : i have to get out of here . [ scene_break ] natalie : my practice test -- more like a massacre . john : well , 73 , that 's not too bad . natalie : it is for me . john : i did n't know you were such an overachiever . natalie : you know , i just do n't even want to do this if i ca n't be the best . you know , uncle bo 's the one who gave me this shot , and i owe it to him to at least be at the top of my class . but how could i do that when there 's so many things on this test that i do n't even get ? you know , i missed important classes when we were in thailand , and i just do n't think there 's enough time before the exam to make them up . john : sit down . i got some time while i 'm waiting for this warrant . maybe i can help . [ scene_break ] blair : if i had just been home instead of with spencer , none of this would 've happened . todd : yeah . you know , blair , if you 'd like to stand out here and beat yourself up over being with spencer , i 'm not going to stop you . but i got to tell you , your timing is just despicable . you 're out here feeling sorry for yourself while our daughter is in icu , do you really think this is going to help her ? blair : no , i do n't . i 'll go back in there . todd : no , wait a minute . we got to get our stories straight -- blair : we had our stories straight before -- todd : yeah , before you bolted out ! you said it yourself . i mean , she 's going to see right through you . and she wants us to be in love like we were before , like we were a year ago . and i just do n't think i 'm capable of that big a lie . blair : i think we can pull it off , todd . we 're both pretty good liars , would n't you say ? in fact , i think we 're experts . todd : i do n't think we can pull it off . i think you got dr. love skulking around , protecting his property -- blair : ok , you know what ? i 'm not going to stand here and argue with you , because this is about starr . she believes that , so we got half the battle won there . todd : she 's smarter than you , she 's smarter than me . when the fog clears , she 's going to figure you out . blair : you heard spencer . we ca n't upset her , so we 'll just play along . just pretend that we 're engaged . todd : and what about spencer ? blair : what about him ? i 'll tell him . he 'll play along for starr 's sake . todd : and what about you ? you going to be able to control yourself ? blair : from what ? todd : from your hands all over him . you ca n't keep your hands off him . it 's obvious you love him . you going to be able to keep yourself from jumping on him when he comes in the room ? blair : i think i can do it for starr . no matter what i feel for spencer , i did love you for a very , very long time . i think i can remember what that feels like . in fact , we both felt it when we kissed . starr saw it . we both did . [ scene_break ] nash : i do n't know what to say . jessica : there 's nothing to say . nash : i thought this was what you were working towards , you know , the memories . jessica : i want to be well , but i want this to be over . i want to have a normal life with my daughter . i want to not be afraid all the time . nash : you know , for someone scared , you sure hide it pretty well . jessica : really ? nash : yeah . you seem strong to me . jessica : well , i 'm not . i try to be , but i ca n't . nash : you know , if this is so scary for you , if it 's too much , you could let tess out , let her handle it for you . [ scene_break ] antonio : it 's good to see you back at work . bo : oh , thank you , antonio . have a seat . it 's good to be back . antonio : so i saw claudia on the way out . she seem ok to you ? bo : yeah , yeah . she said that you saved her life . antonio : well , i would n't go that far . bo : well , according to this report here , you handled that perp pretty easily . antonio : well , it was instinct . it seemed like all my training just came back to me as if i never left the job . bo : felt good , huh ? antonio : yeah . bo : you know , i wish that all my people out there had your intuition . antonio : well , actually , that 's why i 'm here . i 've been thinking a lot about my time in the department . bo : and ? antonio : and i was wondering what my odds are of getting my badge back . i 'd like to be a cop again . [ scene_break ] rex : i already called bo . he believes me . dorian : oh , i 'm sure he does after all the lies you probably told him , but i 'll straighten him out . rex : uh - uh . dorian : how dare you ! get your hands off . rex : i do n't have time for this , lady ! i 'm worried about adriana . now , you obviously have some idea where she is , otherwise you 'd be freaking out , too . so why do n't you call her , make sure she 's ok , and i 'm out of here . dorian : and why should i do anything for you ? rex : it 's for your daughter . are n't you the least bit worried that adriana could be out there somewhere alone and scared or somewhere the stalker can find her ? you lose it if adriana goes for a drive without telling you . do you want her to be scared of me ? is that what you want , adriana scared of me ? [ scene_break ] bruce : going somewhere ? [ scene_break ] jessica : you are unbelievable . you promised me that you would not try to bring tess back out . and do n't tell me that you were not just trying to coax her out right now . nash : you 're remembering part of why you created tess , and you did n't need her . i 'm sorry , but that scares me . because you 're having those memories , and you do n't need her , then what does that mean about tess ? how much of her is left ? it scares me that the woman i love may be dying . jessica : i think you should go . nash : i 'm not going to leave you like this . jessica : i ca n't be around you right now , nash . just please go . norman 's voice : smile for the camera , beautiful . nash : you 're having a crisis . you 're strong , but you need help , and we 're going to go get it for you . [ scene_break ] antonio : i -- i miss being a cop . i mean , i -- you know , i got money , i got a club , i 'm taking care of my family , but there 's something missing . and this -- this nightmare that jessica 's going through is giving me some perspective . you know , i -- it 's killing me to watch her go through what she 's going through and not being able to do anything about it except sit by her side . now , she 's going through a lot of pain , and there 's nothing i can do about that because it 's too late . but i can protect other children from dirtbag perverts like norman leeds . and the best way to do that is to be what i was born to be -- a cop . bo : well , antonio , this department does n't have a -- a revolving door . i asked you to stay two years ago . antonio : i made a mistake . i lost my way . but i 'm back . i know that -- that i can help . i -- i need to protect my daughters . they ca n't protect themselves . just like jessica could n't . bo , please . i need to do this . look , i -- i know i let you down before . but i promise you , if you give me a chance , you wo n't be sorry . is that my old badge ? bo : yeah , i never really got around to officially retiring it . so it 's yours , if you want it . antonio : thanks . but i ca n't . not yet . not until i talk to one more person . bo : fair enough . just get it done , ok ? we need you here . antonio : thanks again , commissioner . bo : sure . antonio : [ phone rings ] yeah ? nash : it 's nash . you need to get to the hospital quickly . it 's jessica . [ scene_break ] john : you 're right . the shell casing at the crime scene is a 9 millimeter . natalie : except for , according to ballistics , the striping on the casing does not match what a 9 millimeter would leave . john : it 's a trick question . some guns can be re - tooled to fire bullets that do n't match the caliber . a smart perp would do it to have us looking for the wrong gun . natalie : great . trick questions on top of everything else . fabulous . john : well , sometimes when you 're in the field , you got to think outside the box . never assume anything . natalie : great . well , thank you . john : wait , we 're not done yet . natalie : look , i can handle the rest on my own . it 's ok . john : you do n't want help ? natalie : no . no , i mean , i -- i appreciate it and all , but i know you 're busy . john : look , i cleared my schedule while i wait for this warrant , so -- um -- i got time . i 'm curious , though -- why did n't -- why did n't you ever come to me before for help ? natalie : i just -- i wanted to do it on my own . i felt i had to . john : do it on your own ? sounds vaguely familiar . natalie : coincidence that we 're together ? john : excuse me . [ phone rings ] mcbain . yeah , did you get the warrant ? [ scene_break ] langston : mr. manning , hi . todd : hi . langston : how 's starr ? is she all right ? todd : well , she 's awake . i 'm sure she 'd like to see you . spencer : you 'll have to come back later . it 's time for starr 's ct . langston : ok . sure , i 'll hang . todd : i 'll get the nurse and take her down there myself . i remember it well . i was here taking some tests myself after i died . are you coming ? spencer : i need to talk to you first , if you do n't mind . blair : ok . i 'll -- i 'll catch up with you later . todd : ok . blair : todd ? todd : yeah , i know -- i 'll stick to what we said . blair : we have a lot to talk about . spencer : yes , we do . first , we 're going to discuss starr 's treatment , and then you 're going to be honest with me and tell me if you 're leaving me and going back with todd . [ scene_break ] rex : do you want adriana scared of me ? dorian : you 've already achieved that on your own . you are the man who has been stalking my daughter . rex : you 're a smart woman , dorian . if i was stalking adriana and she found out about it and escaped , do you really think i would come back here to talk to you about it ? i 'd be in tijuana by now , or making damn sure adriana never made it back to rat me out . dorian : you 're a sociopath . there 's no telling what you would do . rex : i 'd never hurt adriana . now , i know you have never thought i was rich enough or good enough for your daughter , you did everything to break us up , but nothing worked , did it ? you could n't even succeed at making me look like a junkie . dorian : oh , please . do n't you dare try to blame me for your degenerate habits . rex : you did everything you could to rip us apart , and all you had to do was scare your daughter to death . you set this up from the start , did n't you ? there 's no stalker . there 's only mommy dearest . [ scene_break ] bruce : take it easy . just take it easy . would you calm down ? i 'm not going to hurt you . agh ! agh , you little bitch ! rex : you did this , did n't you ? you set up the whole thing . you had adriana stalked and me framed for it . dorian : oh -- rex : someone always knew where we 'd be every time we got a message from that psycho . dorian : you always knew where you 'd be . rex : he came after us more than once at your house . someone had to have known how to get past security . dorian : you also had that information . rex : he tried to drown me . adriana was a witness . dorian : you hired somebody so you could throw suspicion off yourself . oh , come on . you 're trash . just admit it . and you 're right to have such a low opinion of yourself . how could you possibly hold on to a girl like adriana without trying to make yourself into a hero ? it did n't work , though , because there is not one heroic bone in your pathetic money - grubbing body ! rex : you did this , and i can prove it . [ scene_break ] bruce : look , i do n't want to hurt you , but you 're making it very hard . ow -- come here . give me that . give out here . adriana : ok , i 'm sorry ! i wo n't fight you anymore , i promise ! bruce : good decision , but better safe than sorry . you 're scared , and i do n't blame you . but , really , everything 's going to be ok . adriana : where are we ? bruce : we 're taking a trip . had a little engine trouble , but it 's fine now . so we can be on our way . settle in . we still got a ways to go . [ scene_break ] nash : all right , i 'll take brennan -- bree -- to the nursery and find dr. jamison . antonio should be here any minute . jessica : ok , thank you . nash : ok . claudia : i see things are going well between you and nash . jessica : what do you care , claudia ? i thought you were over him . claudia : we are friends . um -- do you have a problem with that ? because i was under the impression that things were over between you and nash . jessica : well , nash and i were never anything in the first place . [ scene_break ] natalie : no warrant ? john : not enough probable cause . natalie : well , do you have a backup plan ? john : no . no , i do not . all i know is we get the box , we get the gun . we get the gun , we get truman . we ca n't get the box without more evidence . natalie : ok , you were able to find out about the safety deposit box because of the picture blair gave you , right ? john : yeah . why ? uh - uh , no way . natalie : john , if i were you , i would forget about the warrant . if you want to know what 's in that box , get blair to help you . [ scene_break ] blair : look , spencer , todd and i are not getting back together . spencer : is that why you two were smooching it up in here like that , hmm ? blair : you know , we were doing that for starr . ever since she came to , she 's lost , like , a year and a half of her life . she thinks todd and i are still engaged , and until we know what 's wrong , i think it 's best if we do n't contradict that . spencer : well , it looked pretty convincing to me . how long you plan on keeping up this little charade , blair ? blair : well , it 's only temporary , and i hate lying to starr like that . and jack , he -- of course , he 's not going to understand any of it , and i do n't expect the people of llanview to go along . spencer : no , no , no . could n't have that . see , the thing is about pretending -- it could very well lead to something else . blair : what ? spencer : you and todd love starr , i get that , but this is just the kind of crisis to bring you two back together . now , you be honest with me . that is a possibility , is it not ? blair : no . spencer , no . i love you . i mean , you have to believe that . [ scene_break ] claudia : i do n't know how you and i got to be so at odds . i am not out to get anyone , certainly not you . jessica : look -- ok , i 'm sorry . i 'm having a rough day , and i did n't mean to take it out on you , ok ? claudia : apology accepted . i know all about rough days -- huh -- and the best remedy is getting out and being social . you know , the hospital 's throwing a party tomorrow night to celebrate the new wing my family donated . why do n't you come ? get your mind off things ? jessica : honestly , claudia , i 'd rather eat broken glass , but thanks . antonio : jess ? jessica : oh , hey . antonio : you ok ? jessica : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm ok . everything 's fine . i -- nash : dr. jamison 's ready to see you . jessica : could you walk me to his office ? i 'll explain on the way . antonio : ok . jessica : thank you . uh -- thank you . claudia : hey . nash : hey . claudia : want to talk about it ? nash : nope . claudia : well , if you change your mind , you know where to find me . [ scene_break ] john : blair should n't have gotten involved with this in the first place . natalie : but , john , she 's already come through for you . john : no . she 's distracted now -- manning , a kid in the hospital , juggling all the lies . she 's going to screw up , she 's going to get herself killed . natalie : all the more reason for you to jump on this because blair is going to go after spencer whether you help her or not . john : no , and you know what she 's doing ? she 's putting her life at risk . natalie : look , blair 's not a cop . she does n't have to have a warrant to get into that safety deposit box , and this is a 25-year cold case . the way i see it , this is probably the last piece of evidence . blair could help you get it . john : nah . [ phone rings ] mcbain . bo : hey , john , it 's bo . john : hey , what 's up , bo ? bo : i was just about to take off . i want to return that picture that blair stole before truman misses it . john : good luck . bo : yeah , you know what ? i heard that we struck out with that search warrant , but i do n't want you to worry . we 're going to nail truman . john : yeah , we will . [ scene_break ] blair : spencer -- spencer : shh , it 's all right . you know i love you , too , do n't you ? todd : want to join us , honey ? blair : uh -- yeah , be right there . spencer : i 'll go check on starr 's results , ok ? do n't you worry . blair : thanks . spencer : all right . blair : that was n't so bad , was it , baby girl ? starr : dad was right , it did n't even hurt . blair : yeah . could i have a word with you , todd ? daddy and i will be right outside , ok ? langston : can i see starr now ? todd : uh -- yeah , i guess that 's ok , but do n't do or say anything to upset her . she 's a little mixed up right now . blair : she has amnesia . langston : no way . blair : yeah . todd : yeah , she does n't remember anything . she does n't remember margaret , the quarry , or -- langston : are you serious ? blair : why would he make something like that up ? langston : i 'm sorry . it 's just amnesia is so random . blair : yes , it is , and she still thinks that her father and i are back together . so do n't go in there and say anything that would upset her , all right ? langston : i got it . blair : ok . langston : no worries , ms. cramer -- or should i say mrs. manning ? todd : you know , blair , what starr and i walked in on was exactly what you and i said she should n't see . it 's amazing to me that you 're more concerned about being with your boyfriend than our daughter who may have brain damage . i mean , you just make me sick . langston : starr , i 'm sorry . i never should have dared you to jump off that ledge . you would n't be here if it were n't for me . starr : what are you talking about ? i do n't even know you . blair : is that starr 's results ? spencer : yeah , it 's -- blair : well , what is it ? what 's wrong ? spencer : well , this is her ct scan , and according to this , there 's absolutely nothing wrong with her . langston : your parents were n't kidding . you really have amnesia . starr : langston , no , i do n't . i 'm faking it . [ scene_break ] bruce : hi , it 's me . we need to talk . call me . adriana : who was that ? bruce : you 'll find out soon enough . [ scene_break ] dorian : listen , rex , you 've done it . you 've self - destructed , and you 've lost my daughter for good . rex : we 'll see about that . dorian : that 's adriana 's cell phone . rex : yep . dorian : and what are you doing with it ? rex : she left it last night when she took off . oh . huh , incoming calls . not a single one in the last 24 hours . dorian : and what does that prove ? rex : that you knew there never was a stalker . if you were really worried about adriana , you would have called her the minute i told you that she ran out on me , but you did n't because you were never worried . probably opened a bottle of champagne , drank a toast to yourself . all in a day 's work , right ? dorian : oh -- get out . rex : you and i both know there 's no stalker . but adriana does n't . she thinks that i 'm after her , and she might be staying out of llanview because of it . now , she 's got no phone , no cash , and as far as i know , has n't gotten in contact with anybody . she could really be in trouble . we 've got to find her , dorian . dorian : `` we `` ? i do n't need your help . i will take care of my daughter myself . ok , bruce , what is it ? bruce : there 's been a change in plans . dorian : bruce ! [ next_on ] starr : i 'm just so glad we 're all together , as a family . nash : i care about her . is that not ok with you ? antonio : no , it 's not ok with me . rex : she 's terrified of me now because of dorian lord . dorian : where are you , sweetheart ? why have n't you come home ?
spencer watches as todd and blair kiss . they do n't know that he sees them . he takes a deep breath and walks off . natalie is upset . she missed too many classes when she went to thailand and now she ca n't pass her forensics . john has an idea . claudia thinks that bo wants to talk to her about the attempted robbery , but he quickly turns the conversation to her interest in jessica . adriana wakes and finds that she is tied up in the car . she fights to get free but ca n't . suddenly the door flies open and bruce peeks in . `` going somewhere ? `` rex goes to see dorian . he demands to know where adriana is . dorian turns the tables on him and decides that if adriana thinks that he is the stalker , she needs to back her on that . she tries to call the police but rex stops her . he does n't understand her reaction to him telling her that adriana is missing . she would n't let adriana out of her sight before the trip . he figures that she had to have been behind this . dorian denies it . rex can tell that she likes that adriana is afraid of him . when the stalker gets close to adriana , she kicks him hard . he warns her that she had better not do that again . dorian denies all that rex accuses her of and does n't want his help finding her daughter . when he leaves , she goes to the phone and sees bruce has called . `` hi bruce what is it ? `` all he says before hanging up is that plans have changed . dorian is confused and looks at the phone strangely , wondering what that was all about . spencer is furious with blair for kissing todd . blair says they have to do that . spencer gets starr 's results and shows blair that there is absolutely nothing wrong with starr . starr is alone in her room . langston comes to visit and apologizes for daring her friend off the cliff . starr says that she has no idea what her friend is talking about . then she smiles . `` there is nothing wrong with me . i am faking . ``
markko : oh hey , you 're holding up the game . starr : strip poker -- have you completely lost your mind ? langston : what 's wrong with it ? starr : if i get naked with cole , it is not going to be because i lose some game , and it 's not going to be in front of an audience . langston : hold on -- who 's going to lose ? you spent all of junior high playing poker with your dad . starr : look , langston , i 'm just really rusty . langston : ok , i 'm not . markko : come on -- what 's keeping you ? langston : will you chill ? we 're going to be fine . come on , come on . markko : all right -- ahem . the game is five - card stud . jacks or better to open . uh -- if you lose a hand , you take off a piece of clothing . starr , you still in ? cole : hey , listen , if you do n't want to play , you do n't have to . starr : oh , no , i 'll play . i just do n't want to lose . markko : aw -- you play much poker ? starr : stay in and find out . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] roxy : ok , folks , we 're going to play a little game called night baseball . you each get seven cards all face - down and you turn them over one at a time . get a three or a nine , you match the pot . you get a four , you get an extra card . four balls , three strikes , nine innings . do n't forget -- threes and nines are wild , like me ! [ roxy laughs ] bo : all right , then night baseball . that 's good -- yeah . what kind of game is this ? dorian : this is very complicated , at least more so than texas what 's - it ? uh -- are you sure you feel up to it , viki ? viki : i -- i think maybe later . oh , clint , i keep forgetting to give you this . it 's from david -- it 's the transfer document of your money . clint : oh , thank you . dorian : you forgot about $ 10 million ? i 'd double up on the ginkgo biloba if i were you . clint , why do n't you let me hold that for you ? yes , you 've got other things on your mind . bo : there you go , rox . lindsay : hi . bo : hey , lindsay . hey , you sure -- you look great . lindsay : thank you . dorian : yes , she does ! lindsay : huh . bo : she does . you know , roxy 's about to deal a game here called night baseball . are you going to play ? lindsay : i 'm a roulette girl myself . bo : ah . nora : would that be russian ? bo : ah , yeah . maybe we ought to grab a drink . lindsay : yeah . [ scene_break ] natalie : come on , miles . let 's get a drink , just forget todd and blair are even here . miles : yeah , well , it 's going to have to be a pretty strong drink . natalie : no problem . two vodkas straight up , please . blair : what in the world was she thinking bringing miles to this party ? todd : oh , natalie makes up her mind about something , there 's no stopping her . blair : must run in the family . i think miles looks a little nervous tonight . todd : oh , yeah ? hey ! oh ! natalie : todd ! todd : clumsy . jeez -- take it easy . hey , since i have you here and you 're covered in booze -- what did spencer truman do with my son ? [ scene_break ] rex : you 're not drinking your coffee . adriana : i do n't think i need to be any more wired than i already am . rex : look , i ca n't believe john figured out that tommy is todd 's son . adriana : i ca n't believe he figured out that we 're in on it . he can send us to jail , ca n't he ? [ scene_break ] [ door creaks ] john : had to have been hard getting that stroller up the stairs . marcie : what can i say ? i was motivated -- i knew you were up here . [ marcie pants ] john : what can i do for you , marcie ? marcie : i need to know information . something is wrong with my husband and i know that you know what that something is . marcie : so , you going to answer my question ? john : you ought to ask mike . marcie : i have -- about a hundred times and he 's given me about a hundred different answers , all of which have been nothing but a load of crap . john : and you think he told me something different ? marcie : i know that you guys talk , you know , about things that he does n't tell me , and normally i would be ok with that , but whatever he 's keeping to himself this time , let 's just say it 's beginning to take a toll on us . john : i 'm sorry . marcie : are you ? really ? john : hey , what mike has with you -- it 's important to me . marcie : you know , whatever he 's been keeping to himself , it just -- it just got worse after he came home last night after talking to you . and the only thing he would tell me about it is that you have some kind of big decision that you need to make . john : yeah . marcie : great . so he basically told you not to talk to me ? great . all right . well , you know what ? it really do n't matter because i think i know what it is . and if i 'm right , then i know why he ca n't talk to me about it . [ scene_break ] [ starr chuckles ] starr : bow - chicka - bow - bow . now it 's getting interesting . cole : hey , you never told me you knew how to play poker . starr : well , you never asked . markko : you know , it 's not fair to hold out on people . langston : yeah , it 's not fair to hold out on people . starr : aw . [ langston chuckles ] cole : sucks for you . starr : you 're next . [ scene_break ] natalie : miles has every right to be here . todd : right -- he 's out on bail ! miles : look , i 've told you everything i know about your son , ok ? i swear . todd : gee , that 's funny because you 're the one that gave me the information that led me into an ambush ! natalie : todd , will you just leave us alone ? bo : gentlemen . this is supposed to be a nice evening . now , my suggestion to you is to go to your neutral corners and cool off . natalie : uncle bo , miles did n't do anything wrong . bo : well , that 'll be up to a judge and a jury to decide , so watch it . ok ? todd : what was in the rest of that letter ? miles : look , i 've already told you everything i know . todd : oh . natalie : miles ? you do n't have to defend yourself to him . blair : well , you sound awfully sure of yourself . natalie : i believe in miles . blair : so did marty and so did todd , and look what happened to them . come on , todd . let 's go get some air . natalie : you know what ? do n't worry about the two of them . if they do n't have someone that they hate together , they 'll be at each other 's throats . miles : yeah , well , i better get used to it because this is my life in llanview regardless of what happens at my trial . [ scene_break ] [ clint chuckles ] sarah : grandpa . clint : sarah . uh – dorian i 'm sorry . you know my granddaughter , sarah roberts . dorian : yes -- cord and tina 's daughter . sarah : i was hoping great - grandpa would be here . i 've only talked to him on the phone since i 've been back . clint : yeah , i 'm sorry . he just was n't up for a party tonight . how are you doing after the other night ? sarah : i 'm still a little shaky . clint : yeah , sarah 's old boyfriend -- he attacked her . this happened at capricorn . dorian : yes , i heard about that . you 're going to have to choose your boyfriends more carefully in the future . sarah : huh . tell me about it . dorian : oh , my . there 's muffy carlson . she said she was going on a photo safari in africa , but it looks to me like she had a boob job . excuse me , darling . clint : you know something ? it is amazing how you 've pulled it together and you came to a party so soon after your ordeal . sarah : i thought it would help to be around people , and i really , really wanted to see asa . clint : yeah . sarah : i miss him a lot . why did you get so quiet ? clint : just making a bet with myself . sarah : about what ? clint : about how long we 're going to make small talk before you hit me up for money . [ scene_break ] antonio : officer sahid , i 'm afraid i 'm going to have to run you in . that dress has got to be illegal . [ talia chuckles ] talia : i 've never seen you in a tux before . antonio : is my tie straight ? talia : almost . actually , let me fix it . antonio : oh . jessica : it 's so nice to see you and i 'd like you to meet my husband , nash . nash : how you doing ? [ scene_break ] blair : what are you thinking about ? todd : about my son . i 'm not going to find him . blair : i 'm sorry . todd : hmm . i had accepted it , you know , and then i saw the death certificate . blair : then miles , he starts stirring it all up again . i mean , that 's one of the reasons i can not stand that man . todd : oh , well , i 'm done . spencer played his last card -- he lost . blair : todd , you did everything that you could to be right by your son . [ todd chuckles ] todd : a son i never wanted , even . blair : i still feel stuck -- you know , our wedding day . we were just minutes away , but , no . margaret would n't have it , would she ? todd : well , you and i are just totally irresistible , you know ? blair : oh , yeah . -hmm . todd : margaret just had to have me . spencer just had to have you . and then when they could n't get what they wanted , they used a baby to get even . nice individuals , eh ? he 's really dead , is n't he ? blair : you know , i 'm going to say something you are probably not going to like . todd : well , is it about -- looking at the bright side of things ? appreciating what you have in life ? blair : something like that . todd : well , you 're right -- i 'm not going to like that . blair : todd , just live your life , ok ? live your life -- that 's the best revenge you can have on miles . it is ! [ scene_break ] sarah : you do n't have a whole lot of faith in me . clint : oh , actually , i do . you 're a very smart and resilient young woman . sarah : thanks . clint : and i know you 're upset that you do n't have access to your trust fund , but , you know , many times when you do n't have money , it forces you to focus on what it is you really want . sarah : look , it 's not like i do n't want to work . clint : well , that 's good , that 's great , and my offer of an entry - level job into buchanan enterprises -- it still stands . sarah : i just do n't want a desk job . i mean , have you -- have you only ever wanted to work in the family business ? clint : nobody gets everything they ever want . sarah : maybe , but i 'm not ready to give up on it already . clint : you know , working at b.e . could make you a very powerful woman . you 'd never have to ask for money again . sarah : but i would feel like a fake ! i want to work in the music business . i want to find new talent and take them to the top -- that is my passion . clint : and that 's good , that 's great , but you 're going to have to do it on your own . sarah : why ? clint : because i love you , sarah . i love you so much that i want to keep you from becoming any more spoiled than you already are . [ scene_break ] man : 19 red . viki : yes , yes ! dorian : `` 19 red `` -does that have some significance ? viki : no , no -- just a lucky bet , that 's all , dorian . dorian : i challenged you to a poker game and you accepted . have you chickened out already ? viki : oh , dorian , get over yourself . pick a table . crowd : oh ! [ scene_break ] talia : you look really beautiful , jessica . jessica : oh . talia : i hope you feel as good as you look . jessica : thank you . i 'm , you know , getting stronger every day . that 's a really great dress . talia : thanks . jessica : how are you , antonio ? antonio : fine . bree ? nash : she 's good . she 's walking and talking up a storm . antonio : have you made any progress on what we discussed ? nash : i 'm looking for investors to buy you out if that 's what you 're talking about . antonio : good . nash : wo n't happen overnight . antonio : why not ? jessica could write you a check for my share of the winery . you could be done with it . nash : i do n't want her to do that . crowd : oh ! antonio : really ? i thought your whole m.o . was using rich women , even if you have to marry them . rex : we are not going to jail . john has no idea you knew anything . adriana : oh , yeah , and i 'm just going to let you take the rap alone -- that 's so me . [ scene_break ] rex : it was my idea , my decision . adriana : i could 've stopped you , and i did n't . i am just as guilty as you are . rex : damn john mcbain . what is his problem ? michael 's his brother . adriana : if michael and marcie lose tommy , what 's going to happen to them ? rex : nothing good . adriana : would john really ruin his own brother 's life ? rex : that 's a good question . i wish i knew the answer . [ scene_break ] john : so what do you think you know ? marcie : uh -- i -- i think michael 's sick . john : what ? marcie : i think that he has some kind of incurable illness and that 's why he ca n't bring himself to tell me what 's -- john : why in the hell would you say that ? marcie : because ! all he keeps talking about is how much time he wants to spend with tommy , like it 's going to end or something . mike -- john , i just -- i do n't know what else to think . john : mike is not sick , all right ? marcie : you swear . you swear that to me right now . john : on everything that matters to me . marcie : ok . ok . [ marcie sighs ] marcie : then what is it ? is it me ? you -- is he having second -- second thoughts about me ? john : no . marcie : about us ? john : it 's not you . mike knows that you and tommy are the best thing that ever happened to him . marcie : ok ! then what is it , john ? you got to tell me , ok , because i 'm beginning to lose my mind here . you need to tell me what 's going on . [ scene_break ] langston : i 'm out . markko : oh , enough with the jewelry . langston : shut up . starr ? starr : i 'm out , too . markko : well , i 'm in . this is a big one , dude . if you lose this hand -- cole : i 'm out . markko : oh ! langston : oh , oh ! markko : you 're done , son ! langston : all right ! come on , pay up ! starr : no , he 's not going to do it . cole : ok , everybody enjoy . starr : no ! do n't do it -- cut it out ! markko : the rules are the rules . starr : he ca n't do that ! langston and markko : da - da da - da - da , da - da ! starr : no , no ! please stop , you guys ! he 's not doing it ! langston : oh ! markko : gross ! [ laughter ] starr : oh , my god ! nash : you can say whatever you 'd like about me , but do n't insult jessica , please . antonio : you know , i wished that my wife had n't cheated on me with another man , but you do n't always get what you want , unless you 're you , nash . jessica : antonio , please . nash : let him say his little piece . antonio : you know , when you met tess , you had already ridden your last meal ticket into rehab -- claudia , right ? nash : hmm . antonio : must 've been nice when you found out that tess was really the very wealthy jessica buchanan . nash : it was n't like that . talia : yeah -- i do n't really care what it was like , and i want a drink , so -- this is going nowhere good . let it go . let it go . [ nash sighs ] nash : sorry . jessica : that 's ok . we 're going to have to get used to it , right ? nash : yeah , well , you 're not buying him out . i 'm pretty sure of that now . jessica : it 's fine , it 's fine . we came here to have fun -- remember ? nash : yes , yes , i do , but i did n't know that he was going to be here . jessica : ok . he said his piece , now let 's just stay away from him , please ? please ? nash : ok . talia : you ok ? antonio : i 'm fine . talia : you do know you were out of line , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] dorian : since we have a texan here , clint , we 're going to play a little game called texas hold 'em . clint : wow , that 's great . i taught this beautiful game to both these ladies . roxy : well , that ought to make it mighty interesting . dorian : yes , it should . nora : remember that this is just a game . [ viki chuckles ] viki : oh , no , no , no , no . i 've been listening to dorian bray for months . nora : you 're never going to shut her up . viki : but it would be such fun to try . lindsay : viki looks like she 's been pushed just a little too far . dorian : pity . lindsay : has it ever occurred to you to just play cards and keep your mouth shut ? dorian : if i had done that , i would n't be here with clint and viki would n't be going home all alone . roxy : it 's on you , dorian . bo : want to grab some fresh air ? lindsay : uh , yes . i think this is going to get ugly . [ scene_break ] todd : this is great -- so you bring circus boy to the party , and you 've also got him living with viki ? natalie : oh , you 're so protective . you do n't even go and visit my mother except for when you want something . blair : oh , and how could he come calling , natalie , when he was in a body bag and unconscious , huh ? natalie : miles tried to help you find your son . todd : oh . natalie : and the next thing he knew , that creep had you dumped on marty 's living room floor . he panicked , all right ? he did n't know what to do and he did a stupid thing , but since you 've never made any mistakes in your life , i guess that 's why you ca n't forgive him . todd : so it does n't bother you at all that you 're hanging around with the guy who stabbed me ? miles : todd , i had nothing to do with that . todd : oh , yeah , you 're an innocent victim , are n't you ? blair : come on , come on -- natalie : hey -- ow ! do we look intimidated ? blair : no , you just look stupid . [ todd laughs ] natalie : you know , i am just so glad the two of you are back together as a team now . it 's just too bad you could n't do that for your kids . blair : wait a minute -- todd : i would n't bring my kids into -- bo : you guys think that the rules do n't count in here ? [ blair sighs ] bo : look , if you ca n't keep him away from manning , send him home . natalie : come on , miles . bo : do n't push your luck , manning . lindsay : this is supposed to be a benefit for a good cause . please do n't ruin it . i could use a drink . bo : you read my mind . todd : did you step on her toe on purpose ? blair : what do you think ? todd : nice . [ scene_break ] rex : i know john 's really steamed at michael for keeping this from him , but i just ca n't see john telling todd that tommy 's his son . adriana : you may be right . rex : why do you say that ? adriana : well , john knew cristian was alive for months . he did n't tell carlotta and he did n't tell natalie . rex : true . adriana : cris asked him to keep his mouth shut and he did . rex : now michael 's asking him to do the same thing . what a decision . adriana : well , when we found out cristian was alive , it -- it was ok because we had him back . rex : nobody really lost that one , but if this secret comes out , john knows that michael and marcie end up with nothing . [ scene_break ] john : ah . marcie : great . so you 're not going to tell me what happened between you and michael last night . that 's great . john : aw , marcie , we talked about a lot of things , all right ? we -- we talked about what a crappy year it 's been , and we -- we talked about truman and my accident . marcie : uh - uh . that 's not what 's getting to him . john : how do you know ? marcie : because you survived the accident . spencer truman was murdered . to me , that is a win - win situation . john : well , i know why i 'm glad truman 's dead . why does it matter to you ? marcie : he murdered my father - in - law , john . john : you did n't know our dad . marcie : it does n't matter . i know what he meant to my husband and to you . john : tell me something . did truman ever threaten michael or tommy ? marcie : what are you getting at ? why are you looking at me like that ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] roxy : lots of possibilities . lots of possibilities . dorian : i 'm in . roxy : what about you , cowboy ? clint : i fold -- ahem . dorian : oh , wait . you 're not going to leave the table ? you 're my good luck charm . clint : oh . well , i think you can hold your own . i 'll get us a drink . i 'll be right back . viki : i 'm in . [ scene_break ] sarah : can we talk ? clint : i thought we already did . sarah : why am i being punished ? clint : because , sarah , you come from a family of first - rate poker players , and you tried to bluff . sarah : i did n't . clint : and you also played us for suckers , and believe you me , that 's over . sarah : what do i have to do to show you that i 'm different ? clint : how 'd you get in here tonight ? sarah : what ? clint : there 's a $ 500 entry fee for tonight . sarah : oh . great grandpa gave me the ticket -- which is why i wanted to find him , so i could thank him . [ clint sighs ] clint : you would be amazed how good it feels to be able to pay your own way . think about that . [ scene_break ] jessica : oh , come on , come on , come o come on , come on ! come on . yes ! all right ! nash : you are on a roll tonight . jessica : let it ride ! i 'm betting bree 's birth weight . nash : huh . you ok ? jessica : um -- yeah . you know , i changed my mind . i 'm sorry . nash : well , what -- what are you doing ? you 're hot tonight . come on . jessica : you know , i never really liked gambling . it was more of a -- a tess thing . and i kind of feel like i do n't belong . [ scene_break ] antonio : who are you to tell me to take it easy ? talia : huh -- your friend ? the way you were talking to nash in front of jessica -- i mean , who is that guy ? it did n't even seem like you . antonio : well , you know , i told myself i was going to take the high road , but then i heard her introducing that clown as her husband . talia : getting messed up with those two , you are only going to get hurt . all right , but it 's none of my business , so -- antonio : you 're right . thank you . for being straight with me . so , you -- you want to play some poker ? talia : poker -- um -- no , actually , i do n't play poker . but i 'm pretty good at blackjack . antonio : well , that i have to see . [ scene_break ] miles : you know , i should n't have let you talk me into coming here tonight . natalie : look , todd is really good at pointing his finger at everyone else , but not so good at taking responsibility for what he does . miles : maybe . maybe i deserve everything he said to me . blair : you going to be ok ? todd : absolutely . absolutely . that was fun , actually , torturing miles . the most fun i 've had in months . blair : you going to let me in on the action ? todd : you 're already in . blair : guerrilla tactics . yeah , that 's our best event , until we , like , turn on each other . todd : yeah . so you did ok while was gone ? no new boyfriends or anything ? blair : i was too busy looking for you . of course , you know , the kids were lost without you . todd : right . blair : who am i fooling ? we all were . [ scene_break ] starr : ok , cole . i wrung out your boxers . i put them on the back of the chair . langston : sorry . we 're starving . how about some pizza ? markko : yeah , i need dessert . starr : well , aunt dorian has some ice cream in the freezer . markko : can we leave you two out here alone ? langston : oh , get moving . come here . you 're going to do fine . you two love each other . starr : ok . langston : ok . cole : you know , this reminds me of the first time we met . starr : britney spilled beer on me and you loaned me sweatpants ? cole : i wanted to kiss you that night . i should have . starr : well , what a difference a year makes . cole : i 'm all wet , i 'm all wet . starr : hey . i do n't care . [ scene_break ] todd : what are the kids doing tonight ? blair : well , starr is hanging out by dorian 's pool with a bunch of her friends . todd : friends like cole ? blair : yep , friends like cole . and jack is over at his buddy j.q . 's . todd : j . -- who 's j.q . ? blair : no , just this little boy that he met this spring . [ todd chuckles ] todd : oh . i really missed a lot . blair : well , you got another chance . we both do . todd : wait a minute , where are you going ? [ scene_break ] natalie : look , miles , i am well aware that my uncle started things today . and i also am aware that he thinks he can say or do whatever he wants . do not let him push you around . and for god 's sake , do n't ever say that you deserved it when the police commissioner 's in the room . miles : good point . natalie : yeah . miles : you know what ? you really look after me . i appreciate it . i 've never had that before . you know , i thought marty and i would be able to do that for each other , but we know how that ended . natalie : i 'm sorry . miles : if e was half as concerned about as you are , we might have had a chance . not that you and i are anything more than friends . natalie : right . no , i know what you mean . jessica : miles , hi . i did n't know you 'd be here . miles : hey . natalie : hi . jessica : natalie , great party . natalie : thank you . miles : it 's nice to see you up and around . jessica : thank you . i -- i 'm sorry , i have to say something . miles : ok . jessica : i invited you into our family , and that was a mistake . natalie : jess -- jessica let me finish , natalie . it 's unbelievable what you put todd through . he has two kids that love him very much . natalie : you do n't know everything . jessica : but what i do know , i do n't like . when you first came to town , i told people not to condemn you because you were mitch laurence 's brother , when really i should have kept my mouth shut . excuse me . [ scene_break ] bo : it 's a nice night . paige : yeah , it is . i 'm glad i get to spend it with you . roxy : ooh , very interesting . possible four aces , possible flush . nora : ooh . why -- aw . viki : i will see dorian 's bet . and i will raise her . dorian : how can you possibly raise me ? you 're out of chips . viki : will the house accept a check ? roxy : yeah , if you got a driver 's license . i 'm only joking . no problemo . you can write out a check . just make sure it 's a big one . [ scene_break ] rex : john is not going to take that kid away from michael and marcie . adriana : we hope . rex : maybe this sounds cold , but todd already has two kids . michael and marcie wo n't have any . adriana : right . rex : but if john does open his mouth , nothing 's going to happen to you . adriana : i do n't want you to get in trouble , either , rex . rex : believe me , neither do i . but i will keep you out of this . whatever it takes . adriana : you always take such good care of me . i ca n't believe i forgot that for a while . [ scene_break ] marcie : i do n't want you to think that i 'm blaming you for any of this , because i 'm not . it 's just , michael and tommy -- you know , they 're the only family that i 'm ever going to have . i -- i do n't know if michael told you this , but i found out that i ca n't have children . john : i 'm sorry . marcie : yeah . john : how long have you known that ? marcie : a couple of months now . and i think that michael 's upset with me for not telling him sooner , you know ? john : i 'm sure he understands . marcie : i was thinking about spencer truman , you know ? and how he gave kelly cramer that surgery . you know , now she has a baby , and i just keep thinking that if he had been the person that he was -- said he was , anyway -- that maybe he 'd be alive and maybe i 'd have a kid . john : why do you want to go down that road , all right ? it 's a waste of time with truman . marcie : i do n't know -- i -- like i said , i was just talking out loud , you know ? john : yeah , i know . hey , is there -- is there any chance that truman knew you -- you could n't have children ? marcie : what are you -- why are you asking me that ? spencer : what are you doing here ? [ spencer gasps ] marcie : john ? john , what 's wrong with you ? [ scene_break ] markko : mmm . this ice cream is good . but it 's getting me cold . langston : lucky you did n't have to strip like cole . markko : lucky for who ? langston : oh , do n't flatter yourself . you would n't dare . markko : i so would . langston : no , no . no , oh , no ! no , no , no , no , no , no , no ! [ langston squeals ] langston : i hate you . markko : oh ? well , you look good enough to eat . [ scene_break ] cole : it 's -- it 's hot out here . starr : you 're telling me . you want to go swimming ? cole : i do n't have a swimsuit . starr : aunt dorian has some extras in the cabana . cole : sounds great . starr : ok , let 's go . it 's this way . [ scene_break ] nash : well , should we say goodbye to your mom ? jessica : she seems pretty into her poker game , and i 'm tired . nash : yeah . sure was n't the night we had planned , was it ? sarah : hey , jessica , i did n't know you were here . jessica : hi , sarah . sarah , this is my husband , nash . nash : how do you do ? jessica : nash , this is my cousin sarah . nash : hi . jessica : actually , we were just leaving . sarah : oh . do you mind if i catch a ride with you guys ? i do n't have money for a cab . jessica : why not ? sarah : long story plus tiny bag equals stranded . i hope it 's not really out of your way . i 'm staying at cristian vega 's house -- until he decides i 'm a freeloader , too . jessica : do n't ask me . [ scene_break ] antonio : well , they 're leaving . talia : so can we have fun now ? antonio : how about we get out of here and we can get some real food ? talia : yeah , sure . where ? antonio : uh -- my mom 's restaurant ? talia : oh -- um -- sure . yes . just do n't -- do n't lose the tux . i like the tux . antonio : really ? talia : yeah . you clean up real good . antonio : ok . thanks , so do you . let 's get the hell out of here . talia : `` you clean up real good `` ? what ? [ scene_break ] roxy : ooh . dorian : i can write a check , too . roxy : lay it on me , baby . dorian : actually , i -- well , as you can see , this bag is too small , so i did n't pack a checkbook or a wallet . viki : oh , dorian . that 's terrible . nora : i guess you 're just going to have to fold then . dorian : however , i do have this piece of paper , which is worth $ 10 million . clint : what ? dorian : so , viki , i see you and raise you 10 million . [ scene_break ] blair : what are we doing ? todd : what we always end up doing . [ scene_break ] marcie : john ? why are you looking at me like that ? spencer : what are you doing here ? [ spencer gasps ] marcie : hello ? what 's wrong with you ? [ next_on ] starr : what happened here ? dorian : i 'm all in , viki -- call or fold . todd : it 's not going to be the way it used to be , right ? blair : just because it 's different does n't mean it 's bad , right ? michael : we 're through . we 're not brothers anymore .
langston , markko , cole and starr play five - card stud and when someone loses , he / she have to remove a piece of clothing . roxie enjoys herself at monte carlo night . viki gives clint a check for ten million dollars from david . natalie is there with miles . blair is completely beside herself when she sees natalie with miles . rex has coffee with adriana . rex can not believe that john figured out everything about tommy being todd 's son . john is up on the roof when marcie and tommy join him . marcie begins to question him as to what is wrong with michael . john tells her to ask mike . marcie tells john that she thinks that she knows what it is that mike can not discuss with her . bo calms down todd and miles and stops them from arguing . natalie tells miles that he does n't have to explain himself to todd . sarah arrives at monte carlo night . dorian sees an acquaintance and excuses herself so that clint and sarah can talk . antonio threatens to run talia in for the dress that she is wearing . antonio is taken aback when she hears jessica come in and introduce nash as her husband . blair and todd reminisce over the wedding that never took place because of margaret cochran . blair encourages todd just to live his life and that will be the best revenge on miles .
tess : [ as jessica ] would you hurry up ? the last thing i need is somebody walking in on us . leo : hey , look . it 's late , and i 'm tired , and i 'm trying to do the estimate . tess : what 's to estimate ? you 're building a room . you 're a contractor . is n't that what you do ? leo : look , ms. brennan . uh , i 'm trying to come up with some numbers here for you , and it would help if i knew what the room was for . now , usually when i do a fancy room like this in a basement , it 's usually a home theater or something . is that close to what you want ? tess : pretty close . this room is going to be providing hours of entertainment for me . [ scene_break ] [ natalie sighs ] natalie : you know , it 's nice to be in the same room now that mom 's in africa . jared : i 'm not so sure she 'd be happy about it . natalie : but she was trying to protect jess , but jess does n't seem to care what room we 're in . jared : you know , if anyone had told me that you and i would be sleeping in the same bed and not making love every night , i would 've never believed them . natalie : yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] blair : come in . [ knock on door ] dorian : honey , you asleep ? blair : i was . come in . dorian : please , tell me you 're not doing this for some psychotic you 've been married to nearly 15 times . blair : and here i thought you were asleep all this time . dorian : well , i was trying but i just could n't fall asleep . hmm . mel kept waking me up . blair : excuse me ? dorian : um , we had a conversation a while ago , and he is convinced that i have feelings for charlie banks . [ dorian chuckles ] [ scene_break ] roxy : i know i hurt rex , and i 'm so sorry . maybe someday he 's going to understand why . and maybe he 's not going to forgive me . but maybe he 'll just call and let me know that he 's okay , because i miss him so much . i feel like i got this big , empty space inside of me . i just want to know that rex is okay . charlie : roxanne ? i miss him , too . roxy : listen , i swear . if rex takes me back into his life , i promise i 'm never going to lie to him again . [ scene_break ] bo : balsom ? son ? bo : [ as asa ] bo , hey . bo , you okay ? jared : [ as clint ] bo , i 'm sorry . i was aiming that punch at pa . asa : he 's out cold . clint : he 'll be fine , pa . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] gigi : are you getting anything ? you have to get me back to rex . delphina : how about you let me focus ? gigi : you said we could n't miss a window of opportunity . what if i ca n't find him ? what if he has to stay there forever ? delphina : something is definitely blocking professor fina 's thought through the astral plane . gigi : you mean you 're not getting anything . delphina : only anxiety . gigi : you do n't know rex was even here ? delphina : i do , see ? scorched grass , that 's where rex went through the portal . gigi : why is the grass burned ? delphina : yeah , it was the lightning . gigi : what lightning ? delphina : the lightning that hit rex . gigi : rex was struck by lightning ? delphina : yes , that 's how he got through the portal . gigi : who survives getting hit by lightning ? did you bring me all the way down here to show me where he died ? delphina : rex is not dead . gigi , calm down . gigi : `` calm down `` ? i -- i 'm out in a storm waiting to go through some portal , and i do n't even know if he 's there . delphina : you know he 's there . you got a phone call from him . gigi : he -- he could 've been calling me from a hospital . he could 've been hallucinating about 1968 and vietnam . and you said he was in some kind of time warp . delphina : how does that explain the date on the cell phone ? gigi , he called from 1968 . gigi : you could 've easily rigged that . delphina : me ? i ca n't even work the popcorn button on a microwave . gigi : what was i thinking ? i left shane with brody to come here because i thought some crazy psychic was on the level . delphina : crazy ? well , i resent that . gigi : this is insane . this is absolutely insane . i 'm going back to the ranch , okay ? if rex was really struck by lightning , they -- they must 've taken him to a hospital . i 'm not waiting around here to go through some bogus portal trying to find him . delphina : gigi , no . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] his vital signs are fine . by that , i mean he 'll be okay . jared : [ as clint ] this is your fault , pa. you kicked maria out . you do n't even care that i love her . bo : [ as asa ] i never meant for any of this to happen . prof. fina : you know , i really think we should take rex -- i mean bo -- and attend to our business . clint : look , whoever you are , you stay the hell out of this , okay ? asa : now , calm down , clint . clint : no , you do n't tell me to calm down . you do n't give a damn about me or bo . you sent maria away , now you 're going to send bo off to vietnam . you know , if momma was right about you trying to turn me into you , i 'm going to get as far away from you as i can . asa : well , you do n't have to worry because you 're not going to turn out anything like me . prof. fina : uh , mr. buchanan , ix - nay . bo : [ as himself ] right , right . clint : look , let 's get bo upstairs , get some ice on that jaw before it swells up too much . prof. fina : no , no ! no , we do n't have time . [ scene_break ] charlie : now , is there any particular reason why you were talking to your stuffed little friend here ? roxy : morris is good at keeping secrets and he do n't talk back . charlie : well , if you feel like talking to anybody a little more human , just let me know . roxy : hey , charlie , you got your own troubles . i heard viki 's going to africa . talk about needing space . charlie : well , she 's not leaving because of me . i -- well , she 's not just leaving because of me . she 's doing some work for that international heart association . roxy : yeah , well , rex must be out of town , too . i 've been looking for him all over the place . i went over to ultra violet . they said they have n't seen him in ages . i even called delphina , you know , that crazy psychic ? even she 's out of town . charlie : well , do you think maybe he went to paris looking for adriana ? roxy : no , i spoke to layla . she said he did n't go there . i do n't know . charlie , i 'm scared . i just want him to be okay . i just want one more chance to tell him that i 'm sorry that you pretended to be his dad . charlie : hey , hey , hey . [ scene_break ] blair : well , you , um , did it again . dorian : did what ? blair : completely surprised me . you walk in here . you tell me you 've been talking to mel , who 's been dead for years . then you tell me you got feelings for charlie banks ? dorian : no , i said that mel thinks that i have feelings for charlie . blair : oh , i 'm glad you cleared that up for me . did mel tell you this after you 'd had a couple of adult beverages , dorian ? dorian : no , it happened the night that viki and i had our accident . blair : oh , you mean the night that you brought viki back from the dead ? did mel happen to come along with her ? is that what happened ? dorian : mel appeared to me when viki was still -- blair : dead ? dorian : yes . and he made some very valid points about the dynamic of my relationship with viki , but not a very valid point about how i had these feelings for charlie until i found out that he was connected to viki . blair : dorian , are you sure that you did n't knock your head in that accident ? dorian : no . blair : what ? dorian : anyway , i asked you a question . are you sure you 're not doing all of this for todd ? [ scene_break ] [ roxy coughs ] roxy : oh , hey , john . charlie was just , uh , commiserating about my allergies . john : i -- i just wanted to say i 'm sorry , i did n't mean to interrupt , okay ? roxy : oh , well , it 's the only way to get upstairs . it 's okay , commish . charlie : yeah , congratulations , john . john : oh , charlie , i 'm just keeping the seat warm till they appoint someone permanently . roxy : well , it should be bo . john : and only bo , but for now , they ca n't seem to find him . roxy : i certainly do n't know where rex is . and i bet we all do n't know the same thing . because bo and rex are real tight , and maybe they 're together . and we all do n't know where they are . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] who the hell is this guy to say we ca n't make sure bo 's all right ? nigel : [ chuck , sr . ] clint , you 're drowning out the music . what 's going on out here ? bo have too much tequila ? clint : nah , i was aiming to punch pa. bo caught it instead . chuck , sr . : you was going to punch your own pa ? clint : he deserved it . now he 's trying to get out of here before bo comes to , just because the nutty professor says so . chuck , sr . : where you fixin ' to take off to , asa ? clint : yeah , i want to know the answer to that question myself . what is so damned important ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry . i 've just -- i 've been so focused on jessica and with mom leaving -- jared : i 'm not yelling at you , sweetie . natalie : i have n't been here for you . jared : i know how many things you 're juggling right now , and i 've seen the strain between you and your mom , and i 'd like to belt your dad by the way he 's talking to you . natalie : hmm . i do n't know why i thought things were going to be different when i saw him , but -- jared : well , look , he hates me , i get that . but you 're his kid , and as long as we 're together , i 'm afraid he 's going to continue to treat you this way . natalie : eventually , he 's got to see how sorry you are for what you did . i mean , even aunt tina liked you right away . jared : yeah , i still ca n't believe that her and your mom are sisters . natalie : yeah , i -- i do n't know her . but i guess that 's going to change pretty fast , now that she 's living here . [ jared sighs ] jared : look , i know there 's been a lot of distractions lately , but you and i just falling into bed and going right to sleep , that began before we even moved in here . natalie : right after nash died . jared : yeah , so i guess what it boils down to is whether or not we 're ever going to feel like two people who deserve to be happy together , huh ? natalie : how are we supposed to ever get over feeling responsible for a man 's death ? how 's jessica ever going to get over how much we hurt her ? [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] look , all you need to know is that i need you to build me a room , and it 's a surprise for my sister . i -- i do n't understand why you just ca n't take this wall out and expand the storage space that way . leo : okay , when i was down there taking measurements , there looked like there used to be a room right here , kind of like what you 're asking for . tess : yeah , there was a spare room there a long time ago . leo : what was it used for ? tess : oh , you know , the same old story . mother with a split personality . one of her alters gets mad at someone and has to hold them hostage there for a couple weeks . leo : wow . [ tess chuckles ] tess : i really had you going there , did n't i ? leo : yeah , yeah , you 're good , lady . you almost had me swallowing that story . tess : mm - hmm . leo : of course , you never know with you rich , eccentric types . tess : oh , yeah , you 're so right , leo . you never know . [ scene_break ] jared : i 'd like to do last year over again . but i ca n't . neither of us can . natalie : you know , i really wanted to believe jessica when she said that it would help her with us moving in here , but i 'm really not so sure now . jared : look , if you think we should just leave , i 'm going to pack -- natalie : no , i ca n't . i mean , i do n't think jessica can be here alone with aunt tina . i do n't think she could handle it . and plus , i promised my mom . jared : okay , fine . natalie : it 's just , i feel like seeing jessica day and night -- i do n't feel like i 'm making up for what happened to nash . it just keeps reminding me of it . jared : well , jess makes sure to keep reminding us . natalie : well , she ca n't help that . jared : we ca n't make up for what happened . nash is dead . natalie : i know , i just -- i keep thinking maybe there 's something i can do , something that would make me not feel so responsible . but i ca n't find that something . [ scene_break ] nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] where is it you 're so hot to get to , asa ? jared : [ as clint ] you 're just trying to get away from me because of what you did to maria . bo : [ as asa ] i did what had to be done . clint : well , i 'm going to go back into that party , and i 'm going to tell ma and everybody else what you did . asa : look , you -- you go in there and you tell them whatever you want . you think i care what those people in there think of me ? i did what had to be done to protect you . clint : from the woman i love ? asa : she was fixin ' to ruin your life . now , you 've already knocked your brother out . have n't you done enough damage ? chuck , chuck , get him back in the party , all right ? make sure he stays away from the female help . let 's get bo out of here . clint : i know what you 're up to , and there is no way bo wants to go to some stinkin ' cathouse with the two of you . [ scene_break ] gigi : i 'm out of here . delphina : gigi , listen to me . [ gigi sighs ] delphina : rex is not dead . [ thunder ] delphina : he is not in the hospital . he is in 1968 . gigi : you do n't know that ! delphina : i do . i really do ! this could be my crowning achievement . i sense him . he 's horizontal . gigi : horizontal ? delphina : but not injured . no , no . if you really want to help him , you have to let go , trust your instincts . gigi : god , but my instincts are telling me to get away from you . delphina : if you do that , you 'll never be able to get to rex , and he needs you , gigi . gigi : you keep telling me that . delphina : it 's true . he needs you to go to him . bring him back to 2008 . bring him back to you . [ scene_break ] bo : [ as asa ] you get the hell out of our way , boy . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] come on , clint , let 's get back to the party . jared : [ as clint ] i love maria , pa. you give a damn about that ? no , because you never loved anyone but you . you drove momma crazy . you got to pay that whore , emma , to sleep with you . you love renee divine ? you think any one of them could love you ? chuck , sr . : you sure you want to leave things like this , asa ? asa : do n't start , chuck . this is family business . chuck , sr . : you keep this up , you 're not going to have any family to come back to . [ door opens , closes ] bo : [ as himself ] i hate being my pa . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , uh , if we do n't hurry , uh , you 're going to end up being asa for the next , oh , 20 years , at least . bo : well , i know everything he did in those 20 years , and i ca n't stand the thought of that . prof. fina : well , then , man , let 's -- let 's get rex , let 's get to that fence , let 's find that portal , and let 's get you back home . [ scene_break ] blair : i would n't clip a toenail for todd manning . dorian : does that mean that you got him completely out of your system ? blair : it was tough at first , but i think i 'm totally over him . dorian : you know , it 's been my experience that when a woman says she 's totally over an important relationship , it means she 's already found a replacement . is that the explanation for this makeover ? blair : no . i 'm doing this because whether i like it or not , my daughter is turning me into a grandmother , thank you very much . dorian : hmm . blair : i do n't know , i just -- i want to do this for me . i want to -- i just want to feel sexy again . i want to feel pretty . dorian : you could never step a foot in another spa for the rest of your life , and you would still be sexy and pretty and gorgeous , even underneath that mask . you 've got a certain glow . blair : oh , stop it . now , you 're going to make my face crack off . dorian : oh , really ? blair : yes , stop . dorian : and what 's the reason for the glow ? blair : would you stop it ? dorian : who 's the man ? come on , tell me , so i can start to detail what his faults are and everything . blair : would you stop it ? you ca n't do that . dorian : yes , i can . there is n't a man born yet that i ca n't find fault with . blair : oh , yeah ? even charlie banks ? dorian : we were talking about you . [ scene_break ] john : i do n't know if bo and rex were together . roxy : hope they are , because then i 'd feel like rexy 's okay . charlie : well , roxy , i 'm sure he 's fine . rex is pretty good at taking care of himself . roxy : i do n't know . i do n't know , i 'm just a little scared . you know , i thought you might be needing these . john : why ? roxy : because i saw you and blair leaving your room the other morning , you little devil you . [ scene_break ] blair : you tell me you never had feelings for charlie banks ? dorian : never did . blair : really ? dorian : hmm . blair : even before you found out he was dating viki ? dorian : look , if i ever was remotely attracted to him , once i found out there was a connection with viki , believe me , that would 've killed it . blair : oh , yeah , well , you totally have the hots for him , then , definitely . dorian : do n't -- do not be vulgar , okay ? there never was anything between me and charlie . blair : well , i guess that 's a good thing , since you outed he and his son as frauds right in front of the b.e . shareholders ' meeting . i mean , if you did want a relationship with him , probably would n't last too long . dorian : i merely spoke the truth . blair : but it broke viki and charlie up , and now he 's a free agent . dorian : i have sampled viki 's sloppy seconds before . believe me ; i 'm not going to go down that road again . [ blair chuckles ] dorian : however , we were talking about you . so , who 's this man you 've been seeing ? blair : john mcbain . huh ! [ scene_break ] roxy : it 's about time blair got over todd manning , and it 's about time you stopped grieving over marty . i could n't be happier for the both of you . charlie : you know , maybe detective mcbain would like to keep his personal life private . roxy : well , listen , do n't worry about that . the whole time he was with natalie , i got no information out of those bedroom eyes of him , so i doubt he 'll be spilling any information about him and blair . john : you never know , roxy . i might just surprise you this time . [ scene_break ] bo : here , lean him against the fence over here . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] all right . bo : here , here , okay , okay . you 're here . prof. fina : hurry , we -- we do n't have much time . rex : bo ? bo : yeah ! yeah , hey . hey , you 're a little bit punchy right now , buddy . you got hit . are you okay ? rex : oh , it 's just a dream . it is not 1968 ; i 'm not going into the army tomorrow . bo : ah , no , no , listen -- hey , listen to me , listen to me . rex : i -- i need to call gigi . bo , where 's my cell phone ? [ thunder ] rex : no , it 's still 1968 ! prof. fina : yes , but i can get you back . rex : oh , it 's true . all i 've got is a time portal , a nutty professor , and a burnt cell phone to get me home . no ! [ thunder ] [ guests laughing ] nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] clint , listen to me . do n't let your pa get to you . jared : [ as clint ] he sent maria away . chuck , sr . : i know , and i think he was a horse 's ass to do that , but someday , maybe you 'll understand why he did it and forgive him . clint : that day will never come , chuck . never . [ scene_break ] rex : no ! no way , no , no ! bo : shut up . balsom , listen ! listen , we got things to do . hey , pull yourself together . rex : who hit me ? bo : jared -- uh , clint hit you . he punched you accidentally . prof. fina : oh , i hope we got here in time . rex : can you still get us back to 2008 ? [ scene_break ] delphina : fina 's here . i 'm getting his signal loud and clear . yep , we made it . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : yes , i -- i think we made it in time . the lightning appears to be to the south , which means , yes , the portal is still open . [ scene_break ] delphina : the portal 's open ! we 're going to get you back to rex , honey . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : you 're going back home to 2008 . [ scene_break ] jared : natalie , you are driving me crazy . you have got to stop feeling guilty . natalie : like you 're not ? i mean , i know that you 're not sleeping at night . i hear you walking around . jared : the love of my life is miserable . i do n't have a job and i live in a house full of people who hate me . i 'm supposed to sleep ? natalie : no , it 's just -- jared : i ca n't live this , okay ? you 're all about jess and bree right now , as you should be . i get it . nash left your sister and your niece behind but me being here , it 's not doing anything for you and me . and -- and it 's keeping things stirred up for you and jess , for you and your parents , so it -- it -- it might just be better if i 'm not around . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] okay , the size is good and i need it to be soundproof . leo : like a music room . tess : sure . leo : so , you 'll be using it to listen to music ? tess : are you going to keep asking me questions ? leo : no way , okay , if it 's music you 're into , i 'll build it so you can blast your speakers and nobody else in the house will hear a thing . tess : well , that 's perfect , leo , because the person using this room will most likely be in there by herself singing her heart out . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 've only gotten through these days because you 're here . i mean i -- i understand if you want to be a million miles away . jared : i want to be with you . but if i were across town , you 'd have a place to go that you did n't have to tiptoe around apologizing for you and me all the time . natalie : please do n't go . i love you and i want to spend my life with you . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] i need you to help me find maria . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] i bet your pa saw to it that she 's long gone by now , and if i know asa , he 's made sure she 's not going to found neither . clint : he ca n't stop me from being with her . chuck , sr . : this is not the last time he 's going to do something to hurt you , and he always going to feel he 's right . if he backs down , then that 's the time he stops being asa buchanan . [ scene_break ] rex : how did this happen ? what do we do ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , you 'll have to wait for precisely the right moment . bo : no , no , you got to get us out of here , fina ! i ca n't stand being pa. balsom ca n't go to vietnam ! prof. fina : well -- wait , here it is . rex : here what is ? prof. fina : the portal . rex : i do n't see a portal . do you see a portal ? bo : this looks like burnt grass ! prof. fina : well , what you must do , gentlemen , grab the metal fence and then you hold up that fascinating phone of yours like a -- a -- what -- ah -- lightning rod . rex : did you say lightning rod ? [ scene_break ] delphina : you need to hold on to the metal part of the fence , then use your cell phone as like you 're a lightning rod . gigi : wait , did you say lightning ? [ scene_break ] bo : we got struck by lightning before . that 's how we ended up in 1968 . [ scene_break ] delphina : uh - huh , yeah , rex and bo were standing right here when they got hit by lightning . gigi : and that 's how they ended up in 1968 . [ scene_break ] bo : now you want us to get struck by lightning ? rex : again ? gigi : on purpose ? bo : voluntarily ? rex : get fried again so we can go back to 2008 . prof. fina : precisely . [ scene_break ] delphina : precisely . gigi : are you out of your mind ? i am not getting struck by lightning on purpose . delphina : look , you need to understand that -- gigi : i am a mother . my son needs me . delphina : well , does n't he need his father , as well ? is n't that why you 're doing this , to bring rex back ? [ scene_break ] bo : come on , balsom , because it looks like we do n't have a choice . rex : oh , where 's the delorean when you need it ? bo : yeah . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] do you want to go or not ? rex : look , i 've decided , i got to get back to gigi , okay ? i got to make things right . i need to divorce adriana and make things right . bo : all right , i want to get back to matthew . prof. fina : yes or no ? rex and bo : yes . prof. fina : all right . [ thunder ] prof. fina : it 's almost time . [ scene_break ] delphina : if you want to bring rex back , you 're going to have to get in position right now . gigi : you 're coming with me , right ? delphina : and get struck by lightning ? what , are you on drugs ? you 're only giving me $ 5,000 . gigi : i ca n't do this alone . delphina : well , do it alone or do n't do it at all , and rex stays stuck in 1968 . [ scene_break ] dorian : you 're seeing john mcbain ? oh ! that is so delicious . okay , how many times have you , uh , been out with him ? blair : well , it 's -- it 's not like that . dorian : oh . well , you have got to see him as much as possible . he 's got this dark , smoldering , sexy quality . the more you see him , you 'll never go back to todd manning . blair : i 'm never going back to todd manning . dorian : good , because anybody 's better for you than todd . blair : i 'm with john , not because he 's just anybody , i 'm -- i 'm with him because i genuinely like him . i mean , he 's really straightforward , he 's honest , and i think he happens to like me just the way that i am . [ blair chuckles ] dorian : attributes that todd never had . blair : you bet , ca n't deny that . dorian : john mcbain . blair : hmm . dorian : so , what is going on behind those -- ahem -- smoldering , mysterious eyes ? blair : i do n't know . but i hope to find out . all i do know is that he 's , um , i do n't know , he probably has a couple of demons and maybe a dark side and when he does talk , he speaks the truth . [ scene_break ] roxy : so , you really going to give up the dish on you and blair ? john : on blair ? no , no . i thought maybe you wanted the dirt on the chick that came with her . roxy : are you guys having a threesome ? no wonder you needed more towels . john : a lot more towels , maybe another set of handcuffs . roxy : is blair into handcuffs ? john : no , not blair , the other one . blair , she likes , uh -- well , let 's just say i 'll never look at my shoulder holster the same way again . it was a hell of a night . [ scene_break ] dorian : time to map out a strategy . blair : strategy ? dorian : yes , i mean , relationships do n't just happen randomly . what you have to do is be seen out in public with john as much as possible . blair : no , no , no . dorian : that way todd will get the message . blair : john and i are just friends , dorian . dorian : with benefits , i assume ? blair : ahem . john and i slept together already . [ dorian squeals ] dorian : and ? blair : `` and ? `` what do you want , details ? dorian : yeah . blair : let 's just say that , um , still waters run deep . dorian : i knew it . blair : dorian , now , slow down . john and i want to take this slowly . it 's what we both need . dorian : why are n't you together now ? blair : i do n't know . he 's probably -- i -- i do n't know . we 're just doing other things tonight , that 's all . dorian : and that 's why you 're here alone , trying to make yourself pretty for him ? blair : okay , you know what ? i am not going to let you do this to me . i am not going to let you get me all messed up wondering what john 's doing tonight . i 'm going to go wash my face and wash my hair . dorian : good . scrub hard , all right ? make sure you get all of todd out . [ scene_break ] roxy : so what 's blair doing with that shoulder holster ? charlie : hey , you know , roxy , i think he 's pulling your leg . roxy : hey , what do you think , i 'm stupid ? i know that . i know that blair is a standup kind of a gal even though she 's married to that wacko , todd . you know she 's a good catch , do n't you ? john : i 'll see you later , rox . charlie : you know , i 'm going to grab a couple of towels myself , here . roxy : what , are you getting a little action , also ? charlie : what -- no . but look , really , if you feel like you need somebody to talk to , other than your friend morris here , remember , i 'm just upstairs , okay ? roxy : thanks , charlie . charlie : yeah . roxy : hey , listen , i just want you to know , i wish you were really rex 's dad . charlie : well , i hope you hear from him soon . roxy : i hope so . charlie : yeah . roxy : because he 's really unhappy lately and i hate that . and i really thought he could get it back with adriana . i had a lot of high hopes for them . and even though i hate the thought of someone calling me `` grandma , `` i think rex would make a great dad . charlie : yeah , he would , indeed . [ scene_break ] delphina : you go through the portal . i 'll wait for you right here . gigi : what if i ca n't find rex ? delphina : oh , you 'll find him . gigi : you do n't know that . even if i do , how do we get back ? i do n't suppose you got me a roundtrip ticket ? delphina : oh , ha , ha , ha . find professor fina at the university of austin . he 'll help you . now , put your hand on the gate . [ scene_break ] rex : we 're really going to do this ? bo : either we go for the lightning or you go to war tomorrow . rex : you got a point . lightning it is ! [ scene_break ] gigi : what if i go through the portal and get stuck somewhere in between ? tell me that wo n't happen . delphina : what am i , the ticket taker for this roller coaster ride ? look , all i know is what professor fina has told me . gigi : yeah , from 1968 . i -- you know , i have to think about my son , shane . [ thunder ] gigi : how can i take the chance ? delphina : how can you not ? come on . it 's now or never , morasco . [ scene_break ] blair : i think this deep conditioner really , really worked . dorian : hmm , you look great . blair : thank you . who are you calling ? [ phone rings ] john : mcbain . dorian : [ cockney accent ] oh , hello . would you mind , uh , being on hold for blair cramer who 's calling you ? [ normal voice ] it 's for you . [ dorian laughs ] blair : hello ? john : blair ? blair : john ? john : yeah , what 's up ? blair : oh – [ scene_break ] natalie : i 've been in love before . but there 's just something about you . you know , even when i told myself that i hated you i just -- i knew deep down inside that you 're the one i 've been waiting for . jared : i might 've had that same feeling . natalie : i think i might actually be happy . jared : you know , we may not deserve it and there 's nothing we can do about that , but knowing i 'm with you , sparky , that makes me happy . natalie : aunt tina was right about you . jared : about what ? natalie : you 're to die for . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] now , remember , leo , this is a surprise . so no one sees you come and go . you only speak to me and i want it done yesterday . leo : i wish you would have told me it was a music room . it would 've made everything easier . i 'll get started first thing in the morning . tess : well -- no , i mean , ca n't you go downstairs and get some prep work done , so you do n't waste any time at all tomorrow ? leo : lady , do you know what time it is ? tess : leo , can you read ? leo : okay , i got to get my toolbox . the thing i do n't understand is , you said that it was to honor your dead husband 's memory and then you keep talking about it being a big surprise for your sister . i mean , i do n't get how those two things go together . tess : oh , trust me , leo . they go together perfectly . [ scene_break ] nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] you may not want to hear this , clint -- jared : [ as clint ] well , if you 're about to stand up for pa , you 're right . chuck , sr . : listen to me . someday , you 're going to fall in love again , have family of your own . your pa did n't mess that up for you . clint : i will never love another woman like i love maria . chuck . sr . : someday , you will , clint . i know you will . [ scene_break ] delphina : [ as prof. fina ] hurry up . now , both of you , put your hands on the metal fence and , uh , rex , uh , you hold up your phone . quickly , before the next bolt of lightning hits . rex : all right , morasco , i 'm coming . [ scene_break ] gigi : no , i ca n't do it ! delphina : listen , morasco , there 's a guy on the other side of this portal who is your son 's father . what are you willing to do for rex ? gigi : i told you -- delphina : i know , i know , you do n't like taking chances . well , do you want to take the chance of staying in the rut you 're in right now , living with a man you do n't love and lying to your son ? this is your chance for real love . yeah ? this is a chance for you and your son . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] rex : all right , wait , wait , wait , wait a minute . after we get struck by lightning , what ? bo : we end up back in 2008 . is that right ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , that 's , uh , well , yeah , you could say -- well , it 's the theory . rex : `` theory `` ! ? bo : it will be okay , balsom ! [ scene_break ] delphina : hold up the cell phone . you need it as a conduit . gigi : hang in there , balsom . i 'm on my way .
bo and rex are struggling to get out of 1968 and back to the present and dependent upon the help of professor fina while gigi is struggling to save rex and dependent upon the help of madam delphina . back in llanview , jared and natalie sense that maybe they should not be living together under the same roof as jessica , regardless of how cordial she appears . meanwhile , jessica is really tess and is plotting a plan for some sort of `` construction `` work to be done in the basement that will have some sort of `` affect `` upon natalie and jared . blair reveals to dorian that she is seeing john . there are questions about what happened to charlie when he was last seen at dorian 's home . and john is still wondering what is up with the mysterious invalid woman whom todd is hiding in his new place .
cristian : hey there , puff . where 's your mom ? [ dog whines ] cristian : she did n't walk you yet . [ dog whines ] cristian : what ? fish 's bed was n't slept in . i think layla kicked him out for lying to her . oh , yeah ? she was mad ? wow . well , at least now layla knows that fish is gay . let 's go for your walk . [ scene_break ] layla : ha ha ! stop it ! and i thought nothing could top last night . oliver : oh , it 's all you . you are amazing . layla : no , we 're amazing . oliver : i 'm only sorry we waited so long . layla : i 'm not . gave us a little time to get to know each other . that 's what made it special . that and privacy . no cristian . that 's the voice of doom . [ layla chuckles ] [ oliver sighs ] layla : huh . cristian : tell layla , or i will . oliver : i am such a changed man when i 'm with you . [ scene_break ] todd : miss , i want a black coffee . fresh pot . two scoops of sugar . no , one . ice water . i do n't mean lukewarm water with a couple cubes of ice in it . i mean chilled water or a glass of ice . the last thing is this -- when my appointment gets here , i do not want to be disturbed , under any circumstances . do you understand ? gigi : will there be anything else ? todd : yes . lose this music . i do n't like it . [ roxy sighs ] gigi : roxy , where the hell have you been ? shane 's been asking about you ? roxy : so rex did n't say anything ? gigi : about what ? roxy : about our fight . it was more like world war iv . how come there 's no music ? gigi : he did n't mention it . but then , you 're the last thing on his mind right now . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] stacy : rex ? rex , is that you ? [ knock on door ] stacy : rex ? [ knock on door ] stacy : who is it ? who 's there ? woman : it 's me . who else ? stacy : oh , my god , kimmy , you actually came . kimmy : of course i came . i 'm your best friend . and you look like hell . stacy : girl , if you 'd been through what i 've been through ... come here . kimmy : hey , what do i always tell you ? there 's no problem you ca n't fix with ... \ kimmy and stacy : sex , drugs , and rock - n - roll . ha ha ! [ scene_break ] nora : oh , hi . i 'm so sorry . i 'm sorry i 'm late . the traffic on main was unbelievable . bo : no , you 're not late . nora : i 'm not late ? yeah , i am . you said 8 : 30 . bo : so you 'd be here at 9 : 00 . nora : you tricked me ? bo : worked . nora : you got me coffee ? bo : yeah , yeah . milk , 2 sugars . nora : oh , thank you . clint has a meeting this morning . he 's not gon na be able to make it . bo : ah . téa 's inside . nora : sharpening her teeth ? bo : ah , come on , we can take her . nora : you think ? bo : you and me ? we can handle anything . [ bo chuckles ] [ scene_break ] todd : hey , did you get the gift i sent over ? téa : yes . it 's completely inappropriate , and i 'm wearing it for good luck . how 'd you know my size ? todd : sense memory . téa : i like it when you touch me , todd . todd : well , yeah . i missed you . téa : ah , i would n't have been much good to you . i was up till 3 : 00 preparing for this hearing . todd : yeah , well , i was up all night trying to find a lawyer to overturn judge nut job . téa : ah . you mean the judge who 's making you live with blair or your kids are going to foster care ? todd : the same . téa : so who 'd you find ? anyone i know ? [ scene_break ] elijah : all right , listen , i 'm heading into a meeting . if you need to reach me , leave a voicemail . got ta go . [ scene_break ] blair : what 'd you dig up on delgado ? [ scene_break ] roxy : so rexy did n't mention anything about me ? gigi : no . roxy : well , we really had it out . it was the night that you pushed stacy down the stairs . gigi : i did n't push her . roxy : well , maybe you should have . oh , he went off on me . we were talking about stacy , and then i gave her , uh ... well , you know , if he did n't mention anything ... gigi : we 've had a lot going on . roxy : yeah , well , you two always had a lot going on , especially you know what . and maybe you made up for lost time , and maybe that 'll cheer up his hairness . you know , i 'm his favorite when he needs highlights , but otherwise , take a number , roxy . gigi : he 's been busy . roxy : well , do you think maybe you could talk to him , to tell him i miss him and i miss my one and only grandkid ? gigi : shane may not be your one and only for long . roxy : are you pregnant ? [ scene_break ] rex : téa 's a complicated woman . blair : she 's a self - serving vampire with an ice cube for a heart . rex : well , she married todd , twice . the first time it cost him $ 5 million ? blair : well , he needed a wife to get custody of starr . now , téa 's cheap , but she 's not free . rex : that 's going the distance . blair : huh . wait till you have a kid , rex , then we 'll see what you 'll do . [ scene_break ] kimmy : so ? what do you think ? hello ! the girls ? stacy : oh , my god , you actually did it ! they look real . they even feel real . wow . kimmy : they better feel real . they cost me enough . stacy : so they pay off ? kimmy : 10 times over , courtesy of maiden airlines . stacy : you really look great . kimmy : oh , please , i ate so much on the flight , i look pregnant . i come fully loaded , right ? with the lap dance i had to do to get into first class , i should have boosted the whole plane . nice . you use the money you stole from stan ? stacy : no . this is rex 's , actually . kimmy : rex ? as in the rex ? so that 's why you took off without saying goodbye . i swear to god , stacy , i thought you made him up . after you split with the sky king and all you could talk about was high school rex , i thought you were just trying to make yourself feel better . stacy : no , he 's very real . kimmy : okay , so you quit the strip , you settled down with the perfect guy , so why the phone call ? you were crying so hard i could hardly tell it was you . [ stacy sniffles ] kimmy : oh , my god . honey , what could be so bad , stacy morasco ? and kimberly andrews is gon na fix it . i mean , come on , we 've seen it all . stacy : not this . kimberly : i do n't believe it . and even if it 's true , we 'll figure it out . so come on , tell me what happened . [ scene_break ] téa : so who 'd you hire ? todd : nobody yet . i 'm still interviewing . oh , hey , my 9 : 00 is here téa : it 's 9 : 00 already ? todd : yeah , he 's early . bo : téa . téa : uh , would you two mind waiting outside ? it 's a little early , and i 've got another call to make . [ scene_break ] bo : we 're not going anywhere . nora : yeah . our lawyer has informed us that you have some information you 're willing to withhold if we consent to matthew getting the surgery . bo : and we 're not agreeing to anything . nora : and who the hell do you think you are to pump a 15-year - old child -- téa : matthew came to me . and as far as the clandestine kiss ... nora : are you planning on using it against us ? [ scene_break ] todd : todd manning . elijah ; elijah clarke . afraid i 'll have to keep this brief . i 'm due in court . todd : it 's not gon na take long . like i told you before , i just need to get the judge to let me move out of my ex 's house . elijah : right . i looked over that ruling . it 's rather unorthodox , but i 'm confident we can get it overturned . todd : now , this could take months , though , right ? elijah : that 's why i 'm gon na go to the judge directly . if he knows you 're willing to make an appeal , he 'll back down . todd : all right . there 's -- there 's one important thing before we get in bed together on this one . téa delgado ca n't know we 're working together . [ scene_break ] rex : the second time she married him for love . todd was mentally ill at the time . blair : yeah , well , he was faking it . but then again , of course that 's todd we 're talking about . rex : speaking of mental health , you once pushed téa out a window ? blair : now , wait a minute . that was an accident . anyway , i 'm paying you to tell me something that i do n't know , so tell me something new and incriminating about téa , okay ? rex : it 's what i did n't find . blair : yeah ? rex : she 's hiding something . blair : huh . [ scene_break ] [ layla gasps ] layla : there 's my baby . who 's a good puppy , huh ? you are ? yes , you are . thanks , cristian . cristian : not a problem . layla : and thanks for staying out late last night . i appreciate it . you hungry , aziz ? cristian : sure . so , i guess i missed the fireworks . layla : the fireworks ? that 's a good way of putting it . cristian : do you want to talk about it ? layla : with you ? no . aziz , you thirsty ? cristian : you know , layla , it 's not your fault . layla : what is n't ? cristian : fish . i mean , you kicked him out , right ? i mean , you must have . he did n't sleep in his bed . layla : oliver slept with me . cristian : why ? layla : why ? cristian : wait . you two had sex ? layla : not that it 's any of your business , but yes , and it was fabulous . cristian : but that 's impossible . [ scene_break ] elijah : téa delgado ? she 's opposing cancel in the case i 'm repping . what does she have to do with this ? todd : we 're involved . elijah : ah . so then she 's the reason you want out of your custody agreement ? todd : yeah . i ca n't really keep spending the night at my ex 's house and keep her happy , you know . elijah : so you want my involvement then to remain -- todd : confidential . elijah : well , you do know she 'll find out eventually ? todd : well , work fast . elijah : shall do . todd : okay , sir , you 're hired . [ phone rings ] elijah : okay . we 'll be in touch . excuse me . yeah . i 'm heading to court right now . now , talk about gilding the lily -- you 'll never guess who just hired me . manning . [ scene_break ] téa : am i going to reveal the fact that you two were in each others ' arms the night before your wedding . nora : it has no bearing on the case , téa . téa : goes to motive . matthew 's paralysis is enabling your affair . bo : there 's no affair . nora : this was -- what matthew saw was a kiss between two people who care about each other . period . bo : and if you had done your homework , you 'd know he already tried to use this . nora : that 's right , and it did n't work . bo : because one , we do n't respond to blackmail . nora : and two , because that 's what it was . a simple kiss -- it was a congratulatory kiss . téa : hmm . i 've never had one of those , but from what matthew tells me , i 've been missing out . listen , i 'll take you two at your word . it meant nothing . so then , what are you doing here ? nora : i just married clint . i 'd rather not embarrass him the first week out . especially when there 's nothing to it . téa : right . who are you trying to convince , nora , me or you ? [ scene_break ] rex : okay , i can document téa 's childhood in new york , her education , her legal career , her financial history , her travel records , her whereabouts -- up until she was shipwrecked on an island with todd and a guy named ross rayburn . blair : hmm . todd hired rayburn to help kidnap his kids . rex : he was gon na kidnap his kids ? blair : yeah . you never thought of that ? rex : no . blair : well , you 're lucky . i guess you and your baby mama have a very nice relationship . [ scene_break ] roxy : that is the best news ! gigi : only i 'm not pregnant . stacy is . roxy : who would ever go with that ? gigi : rex . roxy : ugh . he 's got better taste than that . gigi : well , he claims it was only the one time . he was heartbroken and lonely , which is my fault . i made him believe that i was sleeping with brody . roxy : that 's 'cause of me . that 's 'cause i gave stacy those frigging stem cells and she used them to blackmail you into dumping him . jeez , i 'm so sorry . gigi : you and me both . [ scene_break ] kimberly : so , you get the stem cells , save the kid 's life , collect your reward . so how was it ? stacy : it was heaven . it was everything i ever thought it would be , you know ? kimberly : he could n't get enough of you ? stacy : he loved me . i mean , he really did , kimmy . kimberly : so then what ? stacy : so then i got pregnant . kimberly : uh -- where was the condom ? never mind . i get it . that 's why i 'm here . not to worry . we can fix that little problem tomorrow . stacy : i lost the baby . kimberly : so what 's the problem ? stacy : that was the only thing i had to hang on to him . no baby , no rex . [ scene_break ] blair : todd left the island and came home to me . rex : how ? blair : a homemade boat , raft , whatever . he risked his own life . he rode himself away from téa and back to me . rex : and he left her there ? blair : yeah , i wish . no . viki , i guess , made him hire some kind of rescue party . rex : and they found them ? blair : mm - hmm . present and accounted for , all of them . good thing is that we did n't hear from téa until she shows up here in llanview a couple months ago to help todd , you know , to pull him out of that mess that he 'd gotten into with marty . what i want to know , rex , is what happened to téa after she was rescued . rex : that 's just it . after she left the island ... blair : uh - huh ? rex : téa delgado ceased to exist . [ scene_break ] layla : why is it impossible for oliver and i to have made love ? because i 'm such a failure when it comes to relationships ? cristian : no , of course not . layla : well , not anymore , because that amazing man in my bed is crazy about me , and i feel the same way about him . so for you to stand there and make fun of it , it 's just mean . cristian : i am not making fun of it , okay ? i just -- i just do n't understand , that 's all . layla : who cares how long it took to happen ? we wanted to take it slow , to get to know each other . and why is it any of your business ? cristian : i 'm just looking out for you , layla , all right ? i do n't want to see you get hurt . and this whole thing with fish , it just does n't add up . layla : why not ? cristian : because fish is -- oliver : because i 'm what ? [ scene_break ] jack : you wanted to see me ? todd : mm - hmm . jack : at mcpain 's restaurant ? todd : it 's all about the eggs , son . jack : eating them or breaking 'em ? todd : both . jack : so who 's eggs are you breaking , dad ? todd : your mom 's , son . i 've hired a killer lawyer so i do n't have to live with her anymore . [ scene_break ] blair : what do you mean ? she vanished ? rex : there are no records anywhere of téa delgado after she was rescued from the island . it 's all a blank . blair : well , she could have done anything during that time . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm not trying to convince anyone of anything , especially you , téa . bo : i wonder why you did n't use this yesterday . téa : maybe i was waiting for the two of you to come to your senses . nora : we 're not subjecting our son to an experimental procedure , period . téa : to save your reputation . that 's commendable , but then i 'll ask you again , if the kiss meant nothing , who cares if i bring it up in court ? nora : i told you , i do n't want to raise questions that do n't need answering . bo : and i do n't want my brother hurt unnecessarily . téa : also commendable . but could n't it be argued that keeping this from him , no matter how noble the reason , is hurtful ? bo : you 've never kept a secret because you knew that it would hurt someone else ? nora : oh , please , bo . téa does n't care if she hurts anybody , but i do n't think she 'd like her dirty laundry hanging out in the breeze . [ scene_break ] rex : i do n't know what she was doing . there 's no trail . there 's no bank accounts , no credit card statements , no airline tickets , nothing on her passport , no court cases . blair : she was n't working ? rex : not unless she was practicing under an assumed name , no . blair : well , when did she actually resurface ? rex : last winter , about six weeks before she showed up here . she made an appearance in a colombian court representing a ray montez . blair : what was she doing during all that time ? do you think she was on the run ? and from what ? [ scene_break ] téa : in point of fact , my unmentionables are sparkling clean . they 're brand- new , if you must know . but to your question , i do n't intend to mention your little dalliance today in court or ever . nora : yeah , this from the attorney who humiliated marty saybrooke on the stand so that her client , todd manning , would n't be charged with raping her for a second time , who strong - armed starr manning , a minor , so that she would drop the charges against todd . see , you only know how to fight down and dirty . that 's the only way you can win . bo : we need to know , téa . téa : for damage control . i understand . look , it wo n't be necessary . i have plenty to win without it . nora : right . but you 'll still use it if you have to ? elijah : i might just have some secret information , too , about you . téa : i promised matthew that i would n't mention the fact that he saw his mother and father kissing the night before his mother married his uncle . nora : so this is because you respect matthew ? oh , please , you do n't respect matthew . the mere fact that you took this case proves that . téa : i would remind you that you came here to ask me to do you a favor , which i just agreed to do . so while the two of you try to figure out exactly what you mean to each other , i 'll be winning the right for your son to walk again . elijah : oh , i would n't be too sure of that , ms. delgado . [ scene_break ] rex : i am assuming that téa took on a new identity . other than that , i have no idea what she was up to . blair : you do n't ? well , what did you find out ? i 'll pay you whatever you want , all right ? i need to know . rex : because ? blair : because ... whatever it is , it 'll bring téa down and todd right along with her . [ scene_break ] layla : cristian , could you please butt out , please ? i 'm sorry that you ca n't handle the fact that your roomies have a thing , but you know what ? deal with it . i 'm gon na go get dressed for work . wait for me next time . i 'll scrub your back . [ cristian sighs ] cristian : we had a deal . oliver : no , you made a threat that had no basis . cristian : no basis ? i saw you with kyle . oliver : you saw what you wanted to see , okay . and i 'm telling you for the last time , back off . you heard layla -- this is none of your business . cristian : you 're using her . oliver : i like her . cristian : you 're gay . oliver : no , i 'm not ! look , what happened between me and kyle , it was a long time ago in college . we were just experimenting . it does n't mean that i 'm not straight . cristian : oh , i think it does . oliver : all right , i have a history . who does n't ? but i know what i want , and so does layla . cristian : okay , does layla know about your history ? oliver : no , but i do n't know about hers . what i do know is that it works , for both of us . cristian : why are you doing this , man ? to prove something to yourself ? to your friends on the job ? to your family ? oliver : no , that 's not who i am . cristian : look , maybe you do n't even know what you 're doing , but that 's still on you , because if you hurt layla , you 're gon na have to answer to me . [ scene_break ] jack : so you 're leaving blah boulaie and i have to live there alone with all the girls ? todd : i 'm not gon na leave you behind . jack : great . another custody battle . or maybe the judge will just put us in foster care and -- todd : nobody 's gon na put you in foster care , jack . jack : you do n't want us anymore ? that 's even better . todd : of course i want you . i want you and starr and sam . jack : so what 's your plan ? todd : i 'm gon na ask for joint custody . jack : since when do you know how to share ? todd : i 'm gon na learn . [ scene_break ] elijah : if you 'll excuse me , i just need to go over the witness list with ms. delgado . nora : oh , she 's all yours . ahem . téa : we 've already gone over the witness list . what do you want , elijah , hmm ? elijah : drop your case , or risk having everyone find out the truth about you . [ scene_break ] rex : so i 'm sorry . why are you doing this ? blair : oh , i guess you really do n't want this money here . a lot of zeroes here . rex : n - no . i 'll take the fee ... blair : you sure ? rex : yes . i 'm just wondering why you 're so hell - bent on destroying todd and téa . blair : it 's for my kids . you know , i do n't want téa stepping in to be a stepmom to my children , all right ? rex : why not ? she 's done it before . [ blair sighs ] rex : it 's in the file . she took starr in as one of her own . starr adored her . jack can not say enough about -- blair : do you have a point here , rex ? rex : throwing téa out the window backfired . you lost your kids . what if this backfires , too ? blair : you got a son ? i think you do , right ? okay . what if someone that you really , really did n't like suddenly walked into your inner family circle ? would n't you do absolutely everything you possibly could to kick them out of it ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] roxy : 5 will get you 20 that bitch is a liar . gigi : stacy had a pregnancy test at the hospital . she 's definitely with child . roxy : well , who 's child ? that 's the question . gigi : it 's too soon for a paternity test . roxy : so she 's definitely gon na keep it ? gigi : i 'm not proud of it , but i tried that . i even offered to pay for it . rex lost his mind . roxy : how 'd he find out ? gigi : i told him . roxy , i had to . if i had n't , she would have . besides , we do n't lie to each other . roxy : everybody lies . why kid yourself ? gigi : the point is , rex feels like he lost out on not being there for shane when he was little , so he 's all about being there for stacy 's kid . roxy : if it 's his child . gigi : if it 's his . roxy : okay , so until we know if -- gigi : i 've tried that , too , and rex has her all set up at the loft . roxy : oh ... men are so damn stupid , but you already know that . gigi : stacy 's nothing but a conniver . she 's gon na use this baby to reel rex in . she told me that to my face . and there 's nothing i can do to stop her . [ scene_break ] kimberly : you did not hide the stem cells in a mink coat ? stacy : i did . it would have been great if rex had n't caught on , but he did , and he walked out on me . and gigi , my sister , had the nerve to come in here and try to force me to have an abortion . kimberly : and i 'm sorry about bringing that up before . i did n't realize being pregnant could be a good thing . stacy : you know what ? if it 's with the man you love and it 's gon na make him happy ... kimberly : remember twyla and those stretch marks ? stacy : girl , that 's what plastic surgeons are for . kimberly : anyway , it 's not an issue . you 're not pregnant . stacy : yeah , because of my sister . she got me so upset that i had a miscarriage . kimberly : what a bitch . stacy : yeah , you 're telling me . when i kicked her out of here , i got the worse cramps ever . kimberly : i get the picture . stacy : yes , and the paramedics told me that i lost it . kimberly : so what did daddy say ? stacy : oh , you 're gon na love this part . he came over the very next morning to tell me that he was gon na take care of me and the baby . i could n't do it . i could n't tell him . he would have kicked me out . i never would have seen him again . kimberly : who else knows you lost the baby ? stacy : no one . kimberly : let 's keep it that way . [ scene_break ] todd : listen , jack , i know that you love your mom , probably almost as much as you love me , so ... i 'm gon na let you have us both , just one at a time . jack : is this a trick ? todd : no . jack : does it have to do with something that happened at the cabana ? todd : how do you know about what happened at the cabana ? jack : dad , there are no secrets at the la boulaie . todd : okay . maybe this is a good thing . i mean , you are a man in training . well , it 's like this . sometimes when it 's hot , i mean , like outside in the weather , i mean , swimming really does n't do it . it takes a woman ... jack : in a cabana . i get it . todd : right . well , no . you need to not do what i did in this instance , although ... it was -- never mind . i 'm trying to say that even though i think it was a mistake , i learned something about your mom and me and what 's best for everybody , and i 'm just trying to do the right thing for you . i want to make you happy . if you 're happy , i 'm happy . jack : are you on medication ? todd : no . jack : you -- you got that lobotomy . todd : not yet . jack : then it only means one thing -- téa . [ scene_break ] téa : i have no intention of dropping this case . my client wants his surgery , he wants to walk again , and i 'm going to help him , so do n't you dare threaten me , or i 'll whip out the secret i have on your clients so fast it 'll make your head spin . in fact , here 's an idea . why do n't you run out into the hall and get them to sign that consent form so nobody has to worry about me blowing up nora 's so - called happy marriage ? [ scene_break ] nora : do you trust her ? bo : who , téa ? nora : yeah . bo : oh , come on . we did what we could . nora : okay . i 'm gon na have to have a conversation with clint , you know , prepare him . bo : for what ? nora : well ... bo , you kissed me . i know it meant nothing . i mean , god knows how many times have you kissed me over the last 20 years . bo : well , you kissed me back . nora : okay , it 's my fault then . bo : no , no , no . i 'm not saying that . i 'm saying that if i were clint , that 'd be the last thing that i 'd want to hear . nora : agreed . bo : okay , so maybe she 's telling the truth , you know . maybe she wo n't use it . that 's all . that 's what i 'm saying . nora : so we should just let sleeping dogs lie ? bo : you know , you looked happy , nora , at your reception when i saw you dancing . nora : i am happy , bo . i love your brother . bo : good . that 's all i want ... for you to be happy . nora : thank you . although there was a -- there was a moment there just before the wedding where i ... was n't sure i was ever gon na be happy again . [ scene_break ] elijah : well , i am as devoted to my clients as you are to yours . they 're just good parents trying to protect their son . and whatever evidence you have of any indiscretion on their part has no bearing on this case . téa : and whatever it is you think you have on me has no bearing on this case . elijah : you sure about that ? [ scene_break ] rex : you 're right . i would do anything to protect my family . blair : what else did you find out about téa delgado ? rex : okay , that surfer , ross rayburn ... blair : mm - hmm . yeah , he was the one that was shipwrecked on an island with todd and téa . what about him ? rex : well , he 's got a rap sheet longer than most people 's -- blair : yes , well , did he go to prison ? rex : he 's charged , but he 's never been convicted . nothing seems to stick . blair : well , what was he doing after he was rescued ? rex : they both vanished . blair : really ? you think they teamed up ? rex : bonnie and clyde ? blair : delgado and rayburn ? [ blair and rex chuckle ] rex : i 'm on it . blair : good . rex , listen . do n't try to talk me out of this again , all right ? rex : i know what can happen when you hide the truth . blair : okay . [ scene_break ] roxy : i am not gon na let your slut sister be my daughter - in - law , and she 's not gon na tear the two of you apart . so anything that you can do on your end to keep your family together , you do it , and when you want to go down and dirty , you know who to come to . 'cause i will launch that pole tart into deep , deep space . gigi : roxy , she could be carrying your grandchild . roxy : i will believe it when i see it . gigi : so you think she 's lying ? roxy : of course she 's lying ! she 's paid to lie . she 's a stripper . she lies to men all the time . she looks at them and she takes money from them . they lie for a living . listen , she 's just one scam closer to becoming mrs. rex balsom . she tricked you into dumping him . she tricked him into the sack , and now she 's conning the two of you to believe that she 's having rex 's baby , but you ca n't believe her . listen , rex is in love with you . you got to believe that . come on , you 're gon na get through this . you got to believe it , right ? gigi : you 're right . i ca n't let her win . [ scene_break ] stacy : look , i ca n't fake a pregnancy . rex and gigi are all over me as it is . i mean , they practically brought me into the hospital just to have the pregnancy test . and i know they 'll want a paternity test , and i 'm sure that rex will want to come see the sonograms with me . will you slow down ? it 's like breakfast . kimberly : will you relax ? i 'm on vegas time . stacy : yeah , it 's breakfast there , too . kimberly : go on . it 's not like you 're pregnant . no one 's gon na see . that 's it . take your medicine . stacy : ahh ... okay , so how long do i have to fake this pregnancy ? kimberly : who says you have to fake it ? [ scene_break ] oliver : i 'm not gon na hurt layla . i care about her . a lot . and why you 'd want to mess that up , maybe that 's something that you should think about . layla : no blood on the floor . that 's a good sign . anyone for toaster pastries ? cristian : no . there 's something i need to do . layla : so you two have it out ? oliver : he 's just looking out for you . layla : yeah , he does that . oliver , you said you wanted to tell me something , and then we got caught up at work , and then caught up at home . oliver : huh . layla : so , what was it ? i mean , now that we 've been together , i 'm feeling a little vulnerable . and if there 's something i need to know , you should tell me now , before we get in any deeper . oliver : yeah , there 's something you should know , and it 's probably gon na freak you out . layla : you 're scaring me . oliver : no . no , it 's nothing like that . i just think that if we keep going the way we 've been going , that maybe we could have a future . and see , i was right . i freaked you out . layla : no , no . yeah , okay . just a little . oliver : it 's okay . you do n't have to say anything . i just -- i think you should know you mean a lot to me , and last night was perfect . [ scene_break ] blair : tough morning ? [ cristian sighs ] blair : what 's going on ? cristian : tell me something . why am i trying to mess up a happy couple ? [ scene_break ] todd : you 're right , it 's téa . ahem . and so i do n't want to waste a lot of time taking your mom to court and end up having to apologize to everyone afterward . jack : you never apologize . todd : and defending myself takes a lot of time which , you know , i 'd rather spend with you , so ... and téa . so that 's my pitch . does that work for you ? you and your sister and maybe sometimes hope and your brother , half the time at la boulaie , half the time at my place . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] téa : whatever it is you think you know , it has no bearing on matthew buchanan 's case . elijah : oh , but it has a huge impact on you , téa , and your relationship with todd manning . [ scene_break ] jack : i love téa , and i like that she likes wrestling , and she has some major cupcakes . todd : yes , she 's got nice cupcakes , but i think you should forget about them . jack : and you need to stay away from the cabana . i mean it , dad . make it work with téa , because i 'm liking the new you . [ scene_break ] bo : is that why you almost did n't make it down the aisle ? nora : yeah . i just started taking stock of my checkered past , and i thought , hmm , two divorces and an annulment . hmm , kind of does n't bode well for marriage number four . in fact , i almost stopped the wedding at one point . bo : so did i . [ scene_break ] gigi : thanks , roxy . i needed a pep talk . i appreciate it . roxy : how much ? gigi : what do you mean ? roxy : well , i was thinking maybe you could talk to rex . gigi : roxy ... roxy : just find out if he 's still mad at me . rex : i 'm right here . ask me yourself . [ scene_break ] stacy : have you been listening to me ? i lost the baby . i 'm cutting you off . come here . kimberly : i get it . you 're not pregnant . but we can fix that . stacy : okay . whatever it takes . tell me . kimberly : you want to hang on to rex , get yourself pregnant again .
tea tells elijah that she wo n't be motivated by his threats and intends to win the case for matthew . meanwhile , rex is able to find out for blair that a man by the name of ross rayburn disappeared from the island the same time that tea did . gigi does not know what to do regarding rex and the fact that stacy is pregnant . but roxy encourages gigi never to give up on her son nor let stacy win . stacy talks to her friend about a way that she can `` hang on `` to rex and have everybody believing she is still pregnant . todd talks to his son jack and asks him how he feels about his parents having joint custody of him . and jack encourages his father to pursue his relationship with tea .
kevin : what do you mean , the deal fell through ? what do you -- why ? no one at b.e . knew about the merger . if it leaked , it happened on your end . kelly : hey . kevin : what have you done to me now ? kelly : wh -- [ scene_break ] nash : honey , i 'm home . nash : tess , you were in such a hurry to leave , you forgot your cell phone . nash : hi , yes , do you know where tess is ? who are you ? where are you ? [ scene_break ] antonio : so you 're saying that -- jessica : tess slept around . i fought so hard , antonio . but tess was strong , and as soon as she got control , i could n't get it back until you found me . antonio : so you 're saying that when tess had sex , it was n't you ? jessica : yes . tess is a completely different person . antonio : but it 's -- it 's still your body . jessica : yes , but i 'm not conscious of what 's going on . it 's -- it 's worse than a blackout . it 's like i completely disappear . antonio : but you 're there . somewhat . you . i mean , when -- when tess chooses to have sex with someone , that guy -- that guy is touching you . you had sex with other men . jessica : i know . i 'm so sorry , antonio . what do we do ? antonio : i do n't know . antonio : how many ? jessica : what ? antonio : how many men ? [ scene_break ] dorian : how many , blair ? blair ? blair : what ? dorian : how many buchanan 's can i invite to the wedding without half the guests needing oxygen resuscitation ? blair : ok , why ca n't you just marry the man that you love without turning this into one long migraine , huh ? dorian : well , if you do n't want to help , just say so . blair : no , i 'm here , are n't i ? i 'm here , i 'm helping you , but i just think this endless feuding with the buchanan 's is getting boring . dorian : darling ? david : hmm ? dorian : would you explain to blair why this is so important ? david : what , are you kidding ? i wish we 'd just elope and go to a caribbean hideaway and spend all the money on ourselves instead of people we 'd rather feed broken glass to . how is todd , anyway ? dorian : hmm . what 's gotten into you ? blair : sanity ? dorian : and you . why -- why are you so distracted ? blair : oh , i do n't know , dorian . maybe it 's the fact that there 's a psychotic accountant out on the loose that has a fatal attraction to my fiancé . i do n't know . dorian : talk about boring . blair : what ? dorian : i mean it . can we get through this evening without mentioning margaret cochran or todd ? david : [ as a parrot ] margaret cochran , margaret cochran ! dorian : david . blair : todd , todd , todd . i happen to be worried about him . dorian : in my experience , things do n't happen to todd . todd happens to things . [ scene_break ] spencer : dr. spencer truman checking in . spencer : todd ? what the hell happened to you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : antonio , i do n't know how many men tess has slept with . i -- i met some of them . antonio : how did that happen ? jessica : well , they 'd approach me and they talked to me about the time they spent with -- with tess . but i did n't -- i had no idea who they were . i did n't know what they were talking about . i do n't even know how i ended up in new york . i do n't know where i 've been living . it 's like i 've been possessed . antonio : so that 's why you wo n't make love to me ? jessica : i ca n't . i mean , what if i 've been exposed to something ? antonio : when did it start ? so we might 've been together since you had sex with -- jessica : i may have already put you at risk . the truth is i -- i do n't know , i might already have an s.t.d . , have h.i.v . i ca n't even think about it . oh , my god . antonio : it 's not your fault . you have an illness . it made you do things . jessica : yeah , d.i.d . , it just sounds so -- antonio : i know . jessica : please , please do n't . antonio : look at me . i love you . i 'm not willing to walk away from this , from us . whatever 's going on inside you , we can deal with it , together . [ scene_break ] nash : water . beer . nash : you would n't believe the day that i had . well , you were there for some of it . the great sex . great sex ? how about the great talk here ? we talked about the future , about the winery . the winery . it 's all good stuff . it 's good stuff . man . man . i aced my meeting . aced it . i know that guy ca n't wait to give you all of his money . i know , it was great ! all of it ! hell , it 's like -- it 's like all of our dreams that we talked about , they were actually going to come true . all of them . huh . but you missed the best part . the best part was me standing on a street corner in the rain like a soggy , lovesick idiot . what has that woman done to me ? [ scene_break ] kelly : um -- i do n't know what you 're talking about . i just got here . kevin : the merger fell through . there was a leak . you were the only one with access to the information . kelly : why on earth would i want to screw up your business deal ? kevin : i do n't know , revenge ? kelly : for what ? kevin : who knows with our history . kelly : ok , i do n't know where this is coming from , but what happened to putting all that behind us ? kevin : huh , that 's a good question . kelly : i ca n't believe you 're turning on me like this . kevin : now this is my fault ? kelly : i 'm going to go . kevin : wait . hold on , you 're not even defending yourself . kelly : defending myself against what ? you obviously think i did something . if i deny it , you 're just going to think i 'm lying . kevin : the sad thing is i trusted you . kelly : look , if news of the merger got out , it did n't come from me . kevin : you were the only one with the information . kelly : so what ? i care about buchanan enterprises because i care about you . i know how important this deal was to you . why would i want to screw it up ? kevin , i did n't do this . why do n't you believe me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : todd can take care of himself . excuse me , but i am supposed to be the center of attention here . i am the bride , remember ? blair : yep , yep , how could we forget ? ok , let 's look . let me see . david : ahem . blair : oh , you 're going to put andrew and cassie together ? that 's just a real great idea , and then they 're going to have bad wedding flashbacks . yep , that 's great . dorian : i did that ? blair : yes , you did . dorian : i did . blair : yes . dorian : oh , my goodness . well , you see how upset i am ? blair : well -- dorian : furthermore -- oh , no . david , you are supposed to be with spencer right this minute having your tuxedo fitting . david : no . blair : run along , david . david : do n't worry , dr. dork - a - lot has plenty of custom suits and tuxedos in his closet . the fact that he 's condescending to a rent - a - tux ? that should tell you what he thinks about this . dorian : maybe he 's just trying to fit in . david : dorian , spencer does not mix with riffraff like us . dorian : riffraff ? david : riffraff like me . this whole tuxedo thing is part of his master plan . blair : god , you know what , you 're as bad as she is . dorian : are you saying he 's only agreed to be in our wedding because it 's part of some `` master plan `` ? david : have you not been listening ? spencer is cold and calculating . he has been since the day he was born , and nothing has changed since he got to llanview . [ scene_break ] spencer : what happened to you ? somebody stab you , huh ? manning , hey . who did this to you ? todd : margaret . margaret . spencer : margaret ? who 's margaret ? todd : i could n't -- i could n't kill -- i could n't kill her . spencer : could n't kill her ? why not ? todd : she 's -- she 's -- she 's pregnant with my baby . [ scene_break ] kevin : let 's just sit down . kelly : why would i want to sit down ? kevin : because i want to believe you . kelly : look , i know that you 're the one who gave me the information and that i was the only one you trusted with it . kevin : just sit down ! kelly : all right , fine , i 'll sit down ! [ scene_break ] dorian : what do you suppose those two are fighting about ? well , who cares . as long as they 're at each other 's throats , then this whole idea of reconciliation does n't have a prayer . david : i think i 'm going to cancel my appointment with spencer . dorian : why ? david : i just do n't feel like being around him right now . excuse me . dorian : do you know why david hates his brother so much ? blair : dorian , if you do n't know , why would i know ? dorian : well , if he does n't come clean with me , then -- blair : oh , what , you 're going to get it out of spencer ? god , you are so desperate to find out what 's going on with david that you 're willing to ask viki to be your matron of honor . dorian : that is more in the spirit of rapprochement . blair : ha ! it 's a tactic to get david to ask spencer to be his best man , and you know it ! dorian : that is to bring the two of them closer together . blair : oh , you just can not stand the fact that you do n't know everything there is to know about david , right ? dorian : oh . blair : hmm . so how 's your plan really going , dorian ? dorian : i 'm stuck with viki as my matron of honor on the most important day of my life . blair : mm - hmm . and the truman brothers ? dorian : oh , they just seem to be growing further and further apart . [ scene_break ] spencer : start i.v . fluids , wide open . get labs and x - rays down here stat . i 'll be right in . doctor : not to worry , dr. truman . i 'll do the honors . spencer : no , i 'm going to take care of this one . doctor : uh -- i 'm the attending in charge of the emergency department . spencer : mr. manning is my private patient . get me an irrigation set and one gram enceph i.v . doctor : yeah , i 'm perfectly capable of handling this case . spencer : i 'm sure you are , dear , but mr. manning is my private patient . i will take care of it . [ scene_break ] jessica : antonio , i want to make love to you . i just ca n't right now . antonio : there 's no rush , ok , not until we figure out who this tess person is . jessica : well , i have been trying to track her for months . i just thought that if i could figure out what drives her , i could find out how to keep her inside , you know , and that 's why i got todd to lock me up in st. ann 's . antonio : yeah , he told me you were someplace safe . jessica : yeah , i just figured if i could lock her up , i -- she got out anyway . antonio : why did n't you tell your mom ? i mean , she 's been through this . she could help you . jessica : i ca n't tell my mom i have d.i.d . it would break her heart . it could kill her . antonio : ok , ok , but you 've been there when she was sick , right , so how did she manage to get through it ? jessica : well , she had to figure out why she split in the first place , just like -- just like i do . antonio : ok . well , then from what i understand , multiple personalities are created as a response to trauma . right ? jessica : yes , they protect the person -- me , my mother -- from something that they could n't bear to face . when i was at st. ann 's , tess was going to tell me why she exists . antonio : and ? jessica : well , the next thing i remember , i was with you on the street in new york , so obviously i could n't handle it . that 's why she came out . do n't you see , that 's why i ca n't -- i ca n't tell my mom . i mean , tess already tried to attack her once . i do n't know what could happen . antonio : ok , all right . but why todd ? i mean , of all people -- jessica : well , he figured it out for himself , and let me tell you , it was -- it was a relief to finally tell somebody . no , i -- i could n't tell you , antonio . i was ruining your life . i just thought that it was n't -- antonio : it does n't matter . we 're together now . jessica : that might not be the best thing . i ca n't -- i ca n't control tess right now . antonio : well , actually , you might . i mean , you say tess is entirely a different person , right , but without you , she ca n't exist . right , so wherever tess comes from , whatever she feels or wants , she 's stuck inside you . right , so if tess wants to hurt me , then a part of you must want to hurt me , too . [ scene_break ] kelly : so i guess this is the end of us trying to work out our problems . kevin : do n't overreact . kelly : so you believe me now ? kevin : i do n't know what i believe , kelly . i 'm mad , all right ? b.e . 's facing cutbacks , divestiture . i mean , this -- this merger would 've really brought us out of the woods . kelly : i know . i thought we were out of the woods , too . [ scene_break ] dorian : you know , i 've been thinking about what you told me happened in the cabin between margaret and -- blair : do n't bring it up here . i told you not to -- dorian : stop it . now that the initial shock has worn off , i 've revised my opinion . blair : of what ? dorian : you said todd told you . blair : yeah . dorian : his version , right ? well , i think that was just a version . we have to hear margaret 's side . blair : margaret 's side ? dorian : yes . blair : are you kidding me ? dorian , she 's insane . dorian : and todd is a maladjusted reprobate and you ca n't take anything he says at face value . blair : of all the evil things that that woman did to me -- think about it . i mean , you 're saying now that she 's not capable of raping todd ? dorian : todd has a lengthy criminal record of his own , and you would do well to remember that . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] spencer : for crying out loud . david , listen , i got to reschedule the tux fitting . something 's come up . david : aw , darn it . i was really looking forward to comparing inseams with you . goodbye . spencer : all right , all right . oh , wait , hang on , hang on . david : what ? spencer : do you happen to know where blair is ? david : yeah , she 's here with me and dorian . spencer : listen , tell her to get down to the hospital right away . it 's todd . nurse : we need you , dr. truman . spencer : all right , just tell her to get down here . david : blair , i just got off the phone with spencer . blair : yeah ? david : he said that todd 's at the hospital . blair : what ? david : you should get down there , i guess . blair : god ! [ scene_break ] doctor : his crit is low 20s . we 're going to have to transfuse him . spencer : what 's his blood type ? nurse : o - neg , and the blood bank is out of it . doctor : they 're getting it from the blood center right now . spencer : you know , he 's not going to have time for that . doctor : but , dr. truman -- spencer : lucky for mr. manning , he and i have the same blood type . i 'll be the donor . doctor : wait , i do n't understand the urgency -- spencer : i do n't think you 're in a position to question my judgment . he 's my private patient . doctor : i 'll cancel the blood . spencer : yeah , todd . it 's your lucky day . i ca n't wait to see the look on your face when you find out that you have my blood running through your veins and that very exciting news that you told me about being a father again . congratulations . [ scene_break ] nash : to tess . goodbye . whatever in the hell these things are -- goodbye . [ answering machine beeps ] fred 's voice : congratulations , buddy . hey , are you there ? nash : no , no one is here ! fred 's voice : well , since you could n't stop talking about this mysterious tess of yours , i think we should all have dinner tonight at ich bin . nash : yeah , ich bin . fred 's voice : we 'll celebrate your new investor , we 'll toast to grapes and napa , to giving bruce almighty the royal kiss - off , and last but not least , to the woman who 's responsible for that dopey smile on your face , dude . wait , where 's the real nash brennan and what have you done with him ? i wish i had someone like that in my life . do n't let this one go . all right , see you soon , buddy boy . [ answering machine beeps ] nash : what if something has happened to her ? [ scene_break ] jessica : i do n't have any buried resentment towards you . antonio : i know , ok . jessica : if i did , i would 've let tess have her way . antonio : i know , but is that up to you ? jessica : that 's not how it works , antonio . yes , the personality does protect the host , but it 's not like it 's being a good person . the good part of me gets buried . antonio : ok , so if this did n't happen because of what happened with tico , then -- then what was it ? jessica : i do n't know . but it must have been triggered by something . maybe it was when i lost my baby . i did do some really nasty things to dorian lord . antonio : you think that was tess ? jessica : well , maybe . i mean , i did black out during that time . antonio : ok , well , what about when you married tico ? was that you ? jessica : unfortunately , i remember all of that . but i do n't know , tess could 've been the reason why i jumped into it so quickly . antonio : oh , ok . i thought it might have been because of sonia and me , but maybe -- jessica : i do n't think so . it 's not like tess is going around avenging all -- all of the things that wronged me . it does n't work that way . she just wants to go and cause trouble . she 's like my mom 's alter niki smith . she needs to assert her independence . and her favorite way to do that is through sex . i 'm sorry . i understand if you would never want to touch me again . antonio : it 's not that . jessica : it is that , antonio . i mean , how do you think i feel ? i -- i wake up every day and all i want to do is just take a shower , a really hot shower , and i just -- i just never feel clean . i see men on the street and i wonder , `` have i slept with them ? am i going to sleep with them ? `` there 's nothing that i can do to stop it . antonio : it 's going to be ok . jessica : it 's never going to be ok again . antonio : look at me , jess , look at me . i do n't care what that other person did . you are still the woman i fell in love with , and nothing is going to change that . you 're not alone in this . you are my life . jessica : antonio , it 's not safe . i ca n't . antonio : i 'm not afraid . this is real and it 's good . i want you to feel what it 's like to be loved again . but you 're going to have to open up your heart and allow yourself to trust me . can you do that ? jessica : right now , this moment , i feel like everything 's going to be ok . antonio : well , that 's good . hold on to that . you know , that trauma that you said causes your personality to split -- are you sure you ca n't remember anything like that ? jessica : no , i must have blocked it out . but i do think that it 's the key , though . i -- i think that if we figure out when it started , then we could put tess back inside forever . antonio : ok . then let 's do it . i mean , we 're both investigators , and tess gave us our first lead . jessica : what lead ? antonio : her address in new york . look , i know it 's hard for you , ok , but i think we should go back and see what we can turn up and trace her backward from there . jessica : i just -- we do n't even know what apartment 's hers , i mean , and the building is so big . antonio : it 's not like she led a low - key life . i mean , all we have to do is ask around . and if she 's anything like you , then i 'm sure she left quite an impression . jessica : yeah , that 's what i 'm afraid of . antonio : i miss that smile . jessica : antonio , i do n't want to go back to new york . that 's tess ' world . that 's where she 's the strongest . i -- i 'm afraid i wo n't be able to resist her . but i know that you 're right . i know it 's something that we have to do . but would you go on your own ? antonio : i would . but i 'm afraid it 'll compromise your ability to stay in control . so i 'm staying here . jessica : do you think that you 're ever going to be able to forgive me -- really forgive me -- for all the things that i did when i was tess ? [ scene_break ] kevin : here . kelly : do n't try being nice to me . david : think they 're going to hurt each other ? dorian : personally , i 'm rooting for her stabbing him with a shrimp fork . david : creative , but a serrated steak knife would do more damage . dorian : no , i do n't want her to go to jail . i just want him to suffer . david : looks like they 're both suffering a great deal already . kelly : look , i 'm sorry that the merger did n't pan out . kevin : yeah , well -- kelly : kevin , i 'm not some kind of corporate spy . i mean , give me a break . i make mistakes when it comes to business . i make them in my personal life . kevin : mistakes ? mistakes like what , like your affair in texas ? kelly : oh , you want to take a little waltz down memory lane ? i seem to remember that you got back at me for that by sleeping with blair . [ scene_break ] blair : where 's todd ? what , are you hurt , too ? spencer : no , i just donated a pint of blood for todd . he 's ok . blair : please , god , do n't tell me he 's going to die . spencer : no , he 's stable . he has a stab wound , he 's lost a lot of blood , but it was n't even serious enough to require surgery . he 's very lucky , blair . blair : thank god . thank god . spencer : listen , he is going to be fine , i promise . blair : what happened to -- spencer : i do n't know , a stab wound to the midsection . i found him in the alley beside the hospital . i do n't know how he got there . blair : it 's margaret . spencer : who 's margaret ? blair : the last thing he said , he was going to go confront asa about margaret . spencer : asa buchanan ? blair : look , i need to find todd . where is he ? i need to see todd right now . [ scene_break ] kelly : i was a fool to think that we could go back to the way it was . no matter how much we want to love each other , kevin , the damage is done . we both know it . so i 'm going to go , and you 'll have my resignation on your desk in the morning . kevin : all right , hold on . do n't go . dorian : do you suppose that todd 's condition is life - threatening ? david : maybe we should go to the hospital and see if there 's anything we can do to make him more uncomfortable . dorian : why bother ? good news travels fast . [ scene_break ] blair : why are n't you letting me see todd ? spencer : blair , settle down . blair : he 's dead , is n't he ? spencer : no , he 's not dead . blair : he 's dead ! spencer : look at me , look into my eyes . blair : we just got back together ! i ca n't lose him now ! spencer : look , he 's ok , all right ? i promise you he 's fine . take a breath and relax . blair : ok , ok . doctor : he 's back from cat scan . spencer : i 'll be right there . blair : why are you treating him ? spencer : because i want it done right . todd has enough scars . he does n't need another reminder of what he 's been through . ok ? blair : ok . [ scene_break ] nash : yes , my girlfriend did n't come home tonight . i 'm worried that she might be hurt . she 's white , blond hair , blue eyes , about 5 ' 7 `` . tess . just no last name , just tess , like madonna or cher . yeah , i 'll hold . thank you . all right . well , at least i know you 're not lying in a coma somewhere . nash : tess , what has happened to you ? [ scene_break ] antonio : jess , there 's nothing to forgive . tess is another person . i mean , she 's responsible for all the damage . jessica : that 's easy to say . antonio : no , i mean it . i mean it , look , there is nothing that tess can say or do that 's going to keep me away from you . i mean , all we have to do is stay true to ourselves and be honest and i think we 'll come out of this ok . jessica : i promise . antonio : i love you , and i 'm not going to give you up . [ scene_break ] nash : no , no , you 're not going anywhere . i slugged him because he tried to steal this lady 's purse . man : what ? todd : what ? nash : yes , i 'd like to speak to the manager , please . great , ok . my sister- in - law was in your restaurant a few days ago and somebody tried to run away with her purse . no , that 's ok , i 'm not calling to bust your chops or anything . the guy ruined our vacation , and i 'd like to make sure that the cops -- that the cops stick it to him . yeah . yeah . is there any chance you might have the arresting officer 's name ? great , yes , i 'll hold . nash : i am going to find you , tess . i 'll find you . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , antonio , i 'm starving . [ shower runs ] jessica : do you want a sandwich ? i 'm going to make myself one . antonio : yeah , please . jessica : ok . peanut butter ok ? antonio : perfect ! jessica : `` salsa playboy steps out `` ? antonio : oh , hey , what 's going on ? you all right ? jessica : yeah . who 's this ? layla : i 'm not thrilled you left me high and dry in the middle of manhattan after everything we 've been through together . but i 've decided to forgive you . besides , i need my bra back . [ scene_break ] kevin : i do n't want you to quit b.e . kelly : we ca n't work together . you 've already accused me of corporate espionage . what if i trigger a sell off or get you investigated by the s.e.c . ? kevin : well , you were the only one with the information . kelly : yeah . and to think i was going to pass up spencer truman for you . god , i really am an idiot . dorian : things are certainly looking up . david : excuse me one second . david : kevin , what was that about ? kevin : none of your business . david : i care about kelly . kevin : it was a business dispute . put it on my tab . david : oh , boy . and i 'm the idiot who supplied the information to my brother . what are you up to , spencer ? what 's up your sleeve this time ? [ scene_break ] blair : hey . spencer : he 's going to be all right . blair : did he say anything about what happened to him ? todd : margaret -- spencer : margaret ? who 's margaret ? todd : i could n't kill -- i could n't kill her . spencer : could n't kill her ? why not ? todd : she 's -- she 's pregnant with my baby . spencer : you know what , i think you ought to ask him that yourself . you can go in . blair : ok . blair : hey . todd : you ok ? blair : what happened ? who did this to you ? was it -- was it asa ? i need to know the truth . [ next_on ] todd : it was n't asa . he 's not the one who stabbed me . blair : well , then who did it ? jessica : you do n't have to explain . i was gone , and you were involved with other people , too . rex : because i 'm not leaving until you tell me where you stashed my sister . bo : we 're running out of time . john : i know .
spencer finds todd and takes him into the hospital to treat him for his stab wounds . kevin confronts kelly about word leaking out about his business deal with cano enterprises . dorian is glad to see them argue because that means that they are n't back together . jessica tells antonio all about the men that tess has slept with .antonio offers his assistance . nash is broken hearted that he does n't know where tess is .
cole : marco ! starr : polo ! cole : fish out of water ! starr : you opened your eyes ! cole : uh -- only after i said it . i could hear your feet flapping around like a seal . starr : i was as quiet as a ninja . you cheated . cole : i did n't cheat . you are freezing . [ starr giggles ] cole : oh . [ starr shivers ] cole : better ? starr : you 're freezing , too . cole : starting to get warmer ? starr : i 'm beginning to thaw . stop ! do n't make fun of me . cole : so i think -- i think i 'm done with the whole marco polo thing . starr : yeah , it kind of sucks with two people , does n't it ? i wonder what langston and markko are doing . [ scene_break ] [ langston giggles ] markko : mmm . sprinkles . langston : you like ? markko : oh , yeah . so , what do you think ? should we -- langston : should we what ? markko : should we clean up this mess ? [ langston sighs ] langston : what mess ? [ scene_break ] clint : dorian , this is $ 10 million of my money . you better be damn sure . dorian : i 'm all in , viki . call or fold . [ scene_break ] john : is there any chance that truman knew you -- you could n't have children ? marcie : why are you asking me that ? spencer : what are u doing here ? [ spencer gasps ] marcie : john ? john ? what 's wrong with you ? john : i 'm sorry , i was just thinking about something . marcie : spencer 's murder . am i right ? [ scene_break ] blair : what are we doing ? todd : what we always end up doing . blair : it is n't always a good thing . [ scene_break ] antonio : mami ? talia : are you sure this is ok ? antonio : yeah , do n't worry . talia : what if she catches us ? antonio : well , i do n't think we 'll get grounded . talia : ha - ha . i 'm serious . i love your mom 's empanadas , and i do n't want to get banned from the diner for sneaking in here for midnight snack . antonio : cristian and i used to do this all the time , when we were young . talia : did you get caught ? antonio : once . talia : and ? antonio : and she frowned . talia : she frowned ? that 's it ? antonio : yeah , well , then -- and then she smiled and said she was happy that her boys were well fed . talia : well , i think i could live with that . antonio : yeah ? but that -- that was only because we did n't touch the flan . talia : the flan ? antonio : mm - hmm . talia : is it good ? antonio : oh , it 's the best flan you 've ever had . talia : well , it would have to be , because i 've never had flan before . antonio : never ? talia : uh - uh . antonio : oh , man , people come from miles around just for a taste . talia : come on . antonio : no , really , it 's the house specialty . it usually sells out halfway through lunch . talia : well , then i 'll have to come for lunch early sometime , and try some flan . what about your mom ? antonio : you know , a little known fact about my brother , cris -- i 'm not even sure he knows , but he walks in his sleep . [ talia laughs ] [ scene_break ] john : why do you say i 'm thinking about truman 's murder ? marcie : please , john , you 're not as mysterious as you make yourself out to be , ok ? john : you think i try to be mysterious ? [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : do n't you ? and you 're consumed with spencer 's murder . john : it 's my case . marcie : mm - hmm . oh , i know it 's your case , believe me . and i know that you 're not about to close the book on it , either . john : we still do n't have a conviction . marcie : well , marty 's been charged . is n't that good enough ? john : a charge is n't a conviction . marcie : do you have any other suspects ? john : well , i would n't be very good at my job if i just stopped looking every time we fingerprinted someone . marcie : who else could possibly be a suspect , john ? john : well , you 're a mystery writer . i 'm sure you can think of a few suspects . marcie : david 's out . todd has an alibi . and the only two other people you seriously considered are rex and mike . [ scene_break ] todd : you 're right . it is n't always such a good thing . blair : that was -- that -- that was too close . todd : ooh , you 're damn straight . a mile wide path of disaster on that one . blair : two miles wide -- and i 'm not talking about miles laurence . todd : logic over emotion from here on in . blair : yeah , you know ? a couple of minutes ago , we had a good understanding . todd : you and i just do n't have a good record with commitment . blair : yeah . and we 're definitely not going to make that mistake again . todd : hell , no . [ scene_break ] clint : dorian , this has gotten out of hand . now , give me back the note . dorian : do n't worry , clint , i 've got a really good feeling about this . besides which , look -- look , it 's already on the table . roxy : yeah , and it 's not a string bet . once it 's in , you ca n't reel it out . clint : it 's not her money . roxy : are you saying she 's going to welch on the poor little orphans ? bo : she 's got a point . dorian : do n't worry , clint . if i lose , i will pay you back , but i do n't intend to lose . nora : she sounds really sure of herself , viki . viki : she 's bluffing . dorian : excuse me -- i 'm bluffing ? then see my bet . after all , $ 10 million is just couch cushion money to you . roxy : ooh , that must be a pretty big couch . dorian : and think of what all those funds can do r the poor orphans . unless , of course , you ca n't afford it . and then i 'm sure the orphans will understand . clint : viki , do n't be goaded into anything . you do n't have to do this . dorian : yes . you are right . after all , viki is out of chips . viki : will that do ? roxy : what do i know ? i 'm only the dealer . roxy : whew . viki : i call . miles : is this just the way these two play cards , or do viki and dorian not like each other ? natalie : understatement , miles . huge understatement . roxy : ok , since i 'm the boss here , let me look at the rule book . where 's the rule book ? oh -- i 'm sitting on it . nora : viki , you should think about what you 're doing here . i mean , you do n't need to call that bet . lindsay : nora 's right . we 've already made a huge amount of money for the charity tonight . dorian : but we could make a lot more . however , maybe you should listen to your friends . i mean , no one wants you to have to sell `` the banner `` just to cover one reckless bet . viki : i 'll be just fine . roxy : ok . now , it does n't say anything about the dealer accepting an i.o.u . dorian : better luck next time , viki . roxy : except it does n't say anything about the dealer not accepting an i.o.u . sit down , dorian . viki : well , then , it seems that the pot now stands at more than $ 20 million . [ roxy whistles ] viki : that 's a lot of face to lose , if you have n't played your cards right . dorian : you 've got more to worry about than just my cards . [ scene_break ] talia : mmm . this is really good . i can see why it sells out . antonio : mmm . so , now that you 've experienced the palace , what do you think about the -- the high society scene ? talia : oh , i think it 's great that they 're all plunking down tons of cash for charity . i do n't want to offend you . it 's just -- it 's not really my scene . antonio : no , you 're not offending me a bit . i prefer a local bar , you know , and a bowl of nuts . talia : and a band . antonio : mm - hmm . talia : not a cover band , though . and beer . antonio : exactly , exactly . i used to have to go to those benefits all the time with jessica . i hated it . talia : old money and snobby people ? why did she make you go ? antonio : only because i never told her . you know , she had to go , and then i did n't want to make things any harder than they had to be . i guess i kept my share of secrets . talia : well , then why did you go with me ? antonio : um -- well , because it -- it -- it was different with you . i mean , there was no pressure , you know ? we 're friends . cops . talia : yeah , i guess we -- we get each other . antonio : yeah . i mean , we understand each other . and it -- it makes things easier . you know ? you 're like one of the guys . well , that sounds kind of stupid considering how great you look in that dress . [ scene_break ] langston : why do n't we get out of here ? markko : yeah , we probably should . starr and cole are going to be sending out a search party for us . [ langston laughs ] markko : and we need to get cleaned off . langston : ok . so why do n't we take a shower ? we would n't want to get one of dorian 's precious blankets all covered in ice cream . markko : you mean , do it ? like , everything ? langston : yeah . you ca n't tell me you do n't want to . i mean , i could tell you definitely wanted to when we were rolling around on the floor . markko : yeah , but what if somebody found us ? langston : this place has so many rooms , there 's no way . markko : no . i guess not . langston : just in case you do n't have one . markko : huh . you have a condom ? langston : what can i say ? i guess scout training really paid off . come on . markko : wait . wait , wait , wait , wait . hold up . why are you doing this ? langston : you do n't want to hook up ? markko : no , that 's not what i said . langston : everyone knows you 're a player . markko : so ? langston : oh , i get it . you just do n't want to do it with me . [ scene_break ] cole : you know , i 've been -- i 've been having a really good time with you . starr : me , too . cole : actually , now that i think about it , it 's been , like , four straight hours of it . starr : is that a record for you ? cole : well , since my mom 's been in jail -- um -- yeah , i think so . [ scene_break ] marcie : you still think michael did it ? do you want to know why my marriage is getting screwed up ? do you ? i 'll tell you . it 's because of you ! john : wait a second -- marcie : no . no , no , you wait a second , ok ? do n't stand there and pretend like this is all just one big coincidence . michael is acting crazy . he is not talking to me . and he keeps getting into arguments with you . and do you want to know why ? because you are still consumed with this case . i have already gone through this , john . i am not going through this again , so let me make myself clear to you . michael did not kill spencer . john : i know that . marcie : wait . so you -- you do n't think that he 's a suspect then ? john : no . not in my mind . i wish he had a stronger alibi , though . marcie : but i already told you everything that i know . look , we went to bed early -- john : mm - hmm . marcie : right ? i woke up , he was gone , so i went downstairs . he was n't there . john : mm - hmm . did you see anybody downstairs ? marcie : yes , i already told you this . it was roxy . i was there with her for , like , 30 seconds , so i went back upstairs . after a few minutes , michael came back in . john : you saw roxy . so you were upstairs on your own ? marcie : yes ! i was with tommy . john : it 's too bad he 's not old enough to remember what happened that night . marcie : how did we go from michael 's alibi to mine ? oh . ok , you think i did this ? [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , we 're done with our mistakes . we 're not going to tread over old territory again . blair : you 're so right . i mean , only an idiot would make those kind of mistakes over and over and over and over again . todd : well , you -- you -- if you do what you always did , you get what you always got . blair : ok , whatever you just said , i 'll -- i 'll agree with it . [ todd chuckles ] todd : we just do n't work together that way . blair : that 's because you 're way too complicated . todd : oh , please . you 're too complicated . blair : well , complication does n't work for us . todd : mm - hmm . it never has . blair : it never will . todd : simpler is much better . blair : yeah . see ? we are getting along fine right now . why screw it up ? todd : why screw it up ? blair : there you go . [ scene_break ] marcie : you think i killed spencer ? oh , my god . john : i did n't say that . marcie : ok , you know what ? maybe not in so many words , but you made yourself clear . why did n't you just come out and ask me if i killed him ? john : calm down . marcie : calm down ? you just accused me of murder , and you want me to calm down ? john : no , i did n't . marcie : yes , you did . and while you 're at it , why do n't you ask me how i did it ? go ahead . john : how 'd you do it ? marcie : yeah , you want to know how i did it ? john : mm - hmm . marcie : i dragged a ladder into the room , and then i climbed up high enough so i could reach over and stab him in the back ! that 's how i did it ! john : ok , you 've made your point . marcie : you know what ? why do n't you watch tommy ? that way , i could go on another big , bloody rampage ! huh . you know , honestly , john , even if i was standing in that room with a pair of bloody scissors in my hand , what possible motive would i have for killing that man ? michael : what 's going on up here ? marcie : john 's figured out who killed spencer truman . but do n't worry , because it 's not you . it 's me . [ scene_break ] antonio : what about you ? talia : what -- what about me ? antonio : um -- well , you know , guys you 're into -- you guys always on the same page ? um -- what , you 're having a problem now ? talia : mm - hmm . antonio : yeah ? what , a – guy you 're into ? talia : i think -- i think so . antonio : uh -- anyone i know ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : were nora and i ever as bad as this ? i guess i should forget i asked that , huh ? bo : i would . roxy : ok , folks , it 's showtime . clint : no , it 's not ! now , wait a damn minute ! i sponsored this event . and i say it has gone too far , i do n't care what any rule book says . i will just write a big , fat check and save you both the trouble . viki : you 're going to save us ? how gallant of you . dorian : it 's really not necessary , clint . viki and i are women of honor . we 've made our wagers . we 'll keep our word . viki : and i , for one , do n't need any saving . especially not from you . natalie : they 've already gone this far . roxy : ok , it 's time to read 'em and weep . and that 's what one of you is going to be doing . and one of you is going to be laughing your butt off . all : oh . viki : so perhaps you will be doing the weeping . roxy : well , there ai n't four of a kind any higher than that . dorian : four aces . what are the odds ? viki : yes , i 'm sure that clint told you during one of your lessons , the odds of that are very slim . dorian : yes . he did indeed tell me that . viki : i believe it 's your turn to show your cards . dorian , we 're all waiting . dorian : he also told me that nothing beats a royal flush ! all : oh ! [ dorian laughs ] dorian : i won ! i won , i won , i won . and -- ahem -- the pot is mine . [ scene_break ] langston : do n't touch me . markko : what , just a minute ago , you were begging me to touch you all over . langston : can you -- oh . [ markko sighs ] markko : did i hurt your feelings ? you got to give me some kind of sign here -- by talking ? ok , then i guess i 'll just figure i did everything right and we 're cool . langston : why do n't you just go ? everybody else does . markko : see ? it 's comments like that -- do n't lump me in with everybody else . i 'm not everybody , so do n't try to paste that `` everybody `` crap all over me . langston : i thought maybe you were different . markko : i 'm not ? langston : you do n't act like it . markko : what , just because i wo n't do you -- is that it ? langston : you just do n't get it , ok ? markko : look , you said you thought i was a player . maybe i am , maybe i 'm not , all right ? it does n't matter . i like you , and i respect you . all right , maybe that sounds stupid -- that i do n't want to have sex with you because i respect you , but it 's true . and i see what 's going on with you and your parents . langston : i -- i do n't want to talk about them ! they have nothing to do with this ! markko : ok , fine . my mistake . maybe i just better go . i 'd st and help you clean up , but i think that might make things worse . langston : do n't go . i do n't want you to go . markko : ok . then i wo n't . and i 'm serious when i say you do n't have to have sex with me to keep me hanging around . langston : so you 'll stay ? markko : yeah . yeah , i 'll stay as long as you promise not to use me as your boy - toy . [ langston and markko chuckle ] langston : you 're so disgusting ! markko : and you taste like chocolate . [ scene_break ] starr : i know things suck for you right now . especially since you ca n't do anything about it , it makes it suck even more . cole : pretty much . and i -- i feel guilty for having fun . starr : when my dad was on death row , i would catch myself making a joke or laughing . and i would feel guilty because here i am walking around while my dad 's in a cage . it just seemed like i did n't care about him or something . cole : right , right , that 's exactly how i feel . you know exactly how i feel . starr : but , cole , just because your mom is charged does n't mean that she 's going to go to jail . believe me . cole : oh , i want to believe that . starr : and your mom is innocent , too , right ? cole : absolutely . starr : then she 'll come back . you have to believe it . [ scene_break ] john : for what it 's worth , i do n't think marcie killed anyone . marcie : oh , please , john -- come on . you seem very interested in what i was doing the night spencer was murdered . john : just a cop asking a few questions , all right ? it 's a bad habit . marcie : yeah . michael : so you got to come up here and grill my wife because you got a bad habit ? why do n't you go find a meeting , john ? john : i 'm just trying to iron out a meline , mike . come on , you -- you worked at the station , you 're a mystery writer . you know how this works . marcie : mm - hmm . and if this was a novel , i 'd be a red herring . michael : marcie ? do me a favor -- take tommy downstairs . i 'd like to talk to john alone . marcie : no , i really do n't think that 's a good idea . michael : marcie ? it 's fine -- i promise you i 'm not going to do anything . i just want to talk to the guy . [ marcie sighs ] marcie : fine . john : whew -- do n't take this the wrong way . [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : i 'm going to tell you something , john -- i am going to write a novel , and do you know what ? this novel is going to be about a cop and i think i 'm going to name him -- michael : jerk mcduff . marcie : oh -- that 's a really good name . i like that one . john : nice ring to it . marcie : and in this novel , i 'm going to write about a cop who alienates all his friends and family because he 's being a big jerk ! but here 's the thing -- his friends and his family , they 're going to stand behind him because somewhere underneath all that blue that he stands behind , there 's actually a heart . john : i think i 'd read that book . marcie : yeah , why do n't you ? john : bye , tommy . marcie : it 'd do you some good . [ john sighs ] john : look , before you -- hey , mike ! mike -- mike ! mike ! oh ! [ scene_break ] dorian : this is for you , clint . i told you you 'd get it back . and this is for you -- or rather for the children -- from viki . roxy : well , i sure hope those children from the orphanage appreciate the fur- lined diapers they 're going to be doing their business in . nora : i -- i 'm sure that 's not strong enough , but water 's going to have to do . natalie : mom , water ? viki : thank you . natalie : there 's got to be something i can do . viki : yeah , there 's plenty for you to do around here . i think you should run off and do it . i 'm fine . natalie : mom , no matter what you 're feeling right now , what you 're thinking , you did a really great thing tonight . viki : yeah . it was a very good thing , was n't it ? nora : are you kidding me ? [ nora chuckles ] nora : you just gave $ 10 million to an orphanage . you could go around and let all the air out of every single tire in llanview and you 'd still be guaranteed prime real estate space in heaven . viki : so why do i feel like such a fool ? i want to be one less . [ scene_break ] markko : hmm , suddenly i 'm in the mood for vanilla . [ langston gasps and chuckles ] [ markko laughs ] langston : you know , you 're not very good at this . you completely forgot to clean off my lips . starr : what happened here ? langston : uh -- we were making sundaes . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] dorian : you covered that -- clint : i did . natalie : dad ? i need to talk to you for a minute -- alone . dorian : oh , that 's all right , natalie . you can talk in front of me . natalie : mom just lost $ 10 million -- what are we going to do about that ? clint : i 'm not sure there 's anything we can do about it . dorian : besides , i 'm sure your mother can afford it . natalie : i 'm not talking to you ! clint : dorian , dorian -- let me handle this , all right ? natalie , it 's going to be ok . do n't worry about it . natalie : why does that not make me feel better ? miles : it 's for a good cause , right ? clint : well , absolutely , yeah . dorian : absolutely , indeed . clint : now , do n't give me that -- that coy look does n't hide the fact that you put $ 10 million of my money at risk . dorian : i knew i was n't going to lose . is n't this our official debut as a couple ? i knew tonight was going to be my lucky night . [ scene_break ] nora : i know that the last time i gave you advice , it ended up being not so good . viki : no . no , i bared my soul to clint and he turned me down for dorian -- profoundly mortifying . nora : yeah , ok , so no advice this time , but maybe a little analysis ? i think you can agree -- well , heck , everyone will agree -- that your large -- ah , strike that -- enormous donation to the orphanage was magnificent . viki : and your point ? nora : well , i think you and i both have the same thing going through our heads , which is -- why did you let it get that far ? you know dorian , and you let her provoke you into taking that bet . viki : you never let lindsay provoke you ? nora : uh , uh , uh , uh , uh , uh -- we 're not talking about lindsay or me . tonight , you got down into the trenches with dorian and exchanged blows . you fought her fight , and you lost . viki : yeah . boy , did i lose . nora : well , i 'm only saying this to you because i 'm your friend and because i adore you . but you got down and dirty tonight not because of a lifelong rivalry . no , you got down and dirty tonight because of clint . [ scene_break ] lindsay : hey . bo : hey , lindsay . lindsay : how about viki and dorian ? wow ! bo : yeah , they are something else , those two . lindsay : i ca n't imagine having $ 10 million to throw around -- no offense . bo : none ten . lindsay : you seem a little down . you 're not having a good time ? bo : no , i am . i am . lindsay : well , that 's not very convincing . bo : i 'm fine . lindsay : you know , i 've known you a long time and i know when you 're fine and you 're not fine . bo : ok -- you got me . i 'm not fine . lindsay : it 's not too serious , i hope ? bo : it could be . [ scene_break ] antonio : oh , come on . well , who is he ? where 's he from ? how come you have n't talked about him to me ? talia : you know , this flan was the best flan i 've ever tasted . thank you . antonio : you said you never had flan before . talia : if i had had flan , this would 've been better -- antonio : mm - hmm ? talia : than the flan that i would 've had if i had had it . antonio : come on , i always go on and on about jessica . now it 's your turn . talia : ok , maybe i do n't want to talk about this ! antonio : well , that 's unacceptable . we 're friends and friends share , so what 's his name ? talia : uh -- george . george -- are you happy ? antonio : george what ? talia : wash -- antonio : george wash ? talia : no ! not george -- no -- `` wash . `` we should wash the dishes , wash up . [ scene_break ] john : mike , this is n't getting us anywhere . michael : it 's making me feel a lot better . john : you know , if you kill me , you 'll lose a lot of those citations from the hospital . [ michael groans ] john : i see you 've been working out . michael : how , johnny ? how could you possibly think that my wife is capable of killing somebody ? john : not just anyone -- truman . michael : man , i do n't care if it was osama bin laden . she 's not capable . john : what if she knows the truth about tommy ? michael : we do n't keep secrets from each other . john : since when ? [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] blair : we 've been in each other 's lives a long , long time , todd . there 's always going to be something between us . todd : sure -- the kids . blair : i do n't think we would get rid of each other even if we tried . todd : hmm . it 's not going to be the way it used to be . blair : just because it 's different does n't mean it 's bad , right ? todd : well , we 'll see . blair : you know , just because we 're , you know , not living together does n't mean that we do n't still have the same interests . todd : at least one interest , anyway -- the kids . blair : and miles laurence . todd : what about him ? blair : well , we 're going to make him pay ! [ scene_break ] antonio : well , i ca n't wait to meet this mysterious george . talia : he 's kind of shy . antonio : yeah ? no -- no people skills , huh ? talia : he tries . he 's been going through kind of a rough time lately . he just got out of a relationship . antonio : yeah , well , i -- i hear that . talia : you know , i really just -- i do n't -- i do n't think it 's a good time for you to meet him right now . antonio : why not ? talia : because i said so , ok ? it 's -- it 's -- it 's a boundary thing , so -- antonio : ok . i get it . cool . talia : thank you . [ scene_break ] starr : oh . aunt dorian is going to pop a vein when she sees this . are you guys -- oh . [ langston chuckles ] langston : you 've got me working like cinderella over here . starr : you were the one that did it ! markko : do it ? starr : you deserve every recent -- cole : what is -- markko : hey , starr ? [ langston and markko laugh ] markko : oh , direct hit ! langston : yeah ! oh ! [ langston screams ] markko : that 's it . [ scene_break ] lindsay : maybe i can help . bo : no , i do n't want to bother you with all this , but thank you . lindsay : no -- look , look . you would n't be bothering me . [ bo sighs ] lindsay : is it paige ? are you missing her ? bo : yeah . yeah , i am . lindsay : but that 's not what it is ? bo : no . no , that 's not what it is . off the record ? lindsay : well , of course . bo : it 's about asa . lindsay : is it his health ? bo : well , there 's that , but he pulled something not long ago and it 's something that as the commissioner of police , i should n't have ignored , but i did . and i have n't felt right about it since , you know ? i -- but , now , hell , i 'm practically an accessory . lindsay : what are you going to do ? bo : i do n't know . part of me wants to go over there right now , haul him right out of bed , and confront him about it . lindsay : what 's the other part of you want to do ? bo : he 's my father . lindsay : i know . it 's a tough spot to be in . bo : yeah . and pa 's the one who put me there . and you want to know something , lindsay ? i 'm not sure that he even gives a damn . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] clint : dorian , maybe we should go , huh ? dorian : oh , but i want to savor my victory a little longer . clint : you know something ? that victory cost viki $ 10 million , and i think your over - celebrating humiliated her . dorian : what ? she humiliated herself because she ca n't stand the sight of me with you instead of her being with you , ok ? it 's eating her up . now , please . take me home . you taught me how to play poker this afternoon , but i think you still have a few more tricks up your sleeve . clint : oh , gee . dorian : oh , ho , ho ! [ clint chuckles ] viki : , i do n't want that man . and you know what ? i do n't care if i ever see him again . nora : i know . you do n't want him , but you do n't want dorian to have him , either , and that 's how you got into this mess . viki , i love you . that 's why i 'm going to tell you this . you 've got to learn to let this go before dorian finds something more valuable than $ 10 million to take away from you . [ scene_break ] todd : tonight has been fun , but spilling a drink on miles hardly qualifies as revenge in my book . blair : come on . it 's just a little crack in the dam . we 'll get him back . todd : there 's not going to be a `` we `` in this , blair . blair : what are you talking about ? of course there is . look , todd , what happened to you did n't just affect you -- it affected our kids ! you know , they did n't know whether you were dead or alive , and you were n't here to see them suffer -- i was , so do n't tell me that i 'm not going to be a part of this ! i 'm going to help you get them back -- you got it ? todd : ok . blair : ok . todd : i know how you are when you 've tasted blood . blair : well , you 're right . [ todd chuckles ] blair : and those two -- they have never had the pleasure of seeing us in action . todd : well , they 're in for the surprise of their lives . [ scene_break ] michael : ok . how about this , mr. detective ? if marcie really killed spencer truman , do you really believe that she would 've let me sit in jail for one second ? john : she might if she knew you did n't do it . and how would she know that ? michael : you ever heard of blind faith , john ? because that 's what i have in her and that is what she has in me . john : well , truman brought out the worst in people , made them do things they would n't normally do . michael : yeah -- yourself included . listen , pal , just because you ca n't keep a relationship together , do n't think that i ca n't , ok , because i can , buddy ! and i will . michael : promise me , john , that you wo n't tell marcie anything about tommy . john : i ca n't make that promise , mike . michael : well , then i 'm sorry . because if you say anything to her -- i mean , one word , johnny -- we 're through . we 're not brothers anymore . we 're nothing . [ next_on ] nora : something 's happened . it 's your pa . cole : asa just died . sarah : i 'm so sorry . renee : max . matthew : i love you , grandpa . joey : to grandpa . natalie : to grandpa .
starr and cole share an intimate moment by the pool . langston and markko have made a mess ( food fight ) in dorian 's kitchen . langston and markko share an intimate moment rolling around in the food on the floor . dorian puts up the ten million dollars in hers and viki 's card game . john questions marcie if spencer knew that she could n't have children . marcie wonders why he is asking her this . john imagines marcie being the one who stabbed spencer . todd and blair almost kiss . antonio and talia go to his mother 's diner to have a bite to eat . michael intrudes on john and marcie . michael tries to get john not to say anything to marcie about tommy . john refuses to give michael an answer one way or the other . michael tells john that if he tells marcie about todd being tommy 's father , then they are no longer brothers . nora encourages viki to think about what she is doing . dorian tells viki that she has a lot more to worry about than just her cards . markko refuses to have sex with langston . marcie is upset when she realizes that john thinks that she was capable of murdering spencer . dorian wins the twenty million dollars in hers and viki 's poker game .
old todd : i do n't know about you , but i never liked david vickers . i sure am glad he held on to that diary . you do n't want me to see it ? what are you afraid it 's gon na prove ? [ scene_break ] dani : so how long until we get the new dna test on dad and ... and not - dad ? téa : soon . i 'm sorry it 's so confusing . dani : it 's not your fault . this is weird for both of us . [ knocking on door ] blair : i need to talk to you about the todd situation . téa : hi , blair . dani : guess we 're not the only ones . i 'm gon na go see destiny . um ... call me ? téa : i will . soon as i know anything , all right ? dani : yeah . téa : what 's up ? do you know something i do n't know ? blair : you bet i do . [ scene_break ] mrs. evans : how the hell do you get off messing with my daughter 's life ? who do you think you are , telling my daughter what to do ? nora : is destiny all right ? mrs. evans : oh , destiny 's fine . she 's 17 years old , and she 's having a baby , thanks to you . [ scene_break ] dani : des ! i was just coming to check on you . should n't you be at home in bed or resting or something ? destiny : i did n't have the abortion . i could n't go through with it . [ scene_break ] starr : where do you go with nothing to cling to ? your head in the clouds the rainbow 's behind you it 's so hard to breathe always searching for -- oh ! i did n't think you would be back here in time . baz : i 'm nothing if not professional . we had a meeting scheduled . starr : how was paris ? baz : well , my mom is nuts , but my dad made her that way . [ scene_break ] john : do n't even think about it . old todd : go ahead . you look at it all you want . nothing in there 's gon na prove that i 'm not todd manning . new todd : give me that . old todd : what , are you 4 years old ? new todd : just give it to me . come on . old todd : give it back . give me it . it 's mine . viki : todd ! todd and old todd : what ? [ scene_break ] starr : i take it you did n't have a good visit . baz : that depends on your definition . my mom spent the whole time warning me about my father . starr : sounds fun . baz : they have n't been together in years , but she 's still obsessed . starr : did you at least find the answers that you were looking for ? baz : oh , yeah . she could n't wait to tell me all about the agency and how if i knew all of the things that tomás had done for them , i 'd hate him as much as she does . starr : you would probably agree with that part . baz : maybe . i got a hundred messages from him , too . he probably wants to warn me how crazy my mom is . starr : i do n't think it 's about that . baz : why ? what happened ? starr : only the most bizarre thing to ever happen to me and my family . [ scene_break ] dani : why 'd you change your mind ? destiny : mrs. b . dani : you told matthew 's mom about the baby ? destiny : no . she heard me telling matthew what i was going to do . dani : oh , no . did she freak out ? destiny : yeah , but not like you think . she wanted me to keep the baby . she kept saying it 's all she had left of matthew . dani : that 's not cool . destiny : i get it , though . i know how she feels . i kept thinking about it and when it came time , i -- i could n't go through with it . dani : des ... are you having the baby because that 's what mrs. b wants ? what do you want ? destiny : i want matthew back . [ scene_break ] nora : destiny changed her mind ? mrs. evans : you changed her mind , with all the guilt you put on her . nora : she did n't have the abortion ? mrs. evans : look at you . so happy that my daughter threw away her life for your grandchild . nora : well , no , she did n't have to do this -- mrs. evans : you had no right to interfere ! this was destiny 's choice . hers alone . she was fine . she had made it . she was fine until you butted in . nora : well , she obviously had some doubts if she changed her mind . mrs. evans : yes ! after all that talk about a little piece of matthew ? yes . she told me . nora : i 'm sorry . i 'm afraid i 'm losing my son . mrs. evans : i know what that feels like . i know what it is to want a little piece of your child to hold on to . but you have no right to manipulate my daughter into having a child when she 's already decided not to . you are so far over the line that there is -- there are no words . [ scene_break ] téa : did the dna test results come back ? mcbain told me that he would call me -- blair : no , you have n't been left out of that . i do n't know if the dna tests have come back yet . i do n't know . téa : so then what 's the news ? blair : tomás . he promised me he was gon na find out what the hell is going on here . téa : why is that news ? blair : because your brother seems to know a hell of a lot more than he has led on about what happened to todd in the first place . téa : he admitted that to you ? blair : yeah . he said that he was gon na find out for sure which of these guys is the todd that we both loved and married . [ scene_break ] john : put your hands where i can see them , irene . irene : i 'm flattered you recognized me , lieutenant . brody : do it ! irene : no need to shout . you have no idea what you 've stumbled into here . this is a government facility . john : oh , is it ? irene : tomás , you 're smarter than this . tomás : do i know you ? irene : you worked for me for years . tomás : really ? then i 'd like to talk to you about my severance package . irene : lieutenant , you , tomás , and your other friend here will do serious jail time unless you put those weapons down . john : i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] blair : so by the time tomás found todd , mitch laurence had already gotten to him . tomás turned todd over to that baker guy . téa : so tomás was an assassin ? blair : tomás thought that baker was part of the cia . he was working for him . well , that 's what he told him . he thought todd was a threat . téa : so it was tomás ' job to kill todd . that was his job ? yeah . he did n't mention that when he told me about working for the cia . blair : i think he realized how furious you would be . téa : you think so ? so let me get this straight . tomás is telling you this why ? because he 's saying that todd -- the guy with the scar on his face is the real todd ? blair : he does n't know who 's the real todd . but he and john have gone to find out . téa : how can we not know , blair ? have you thought about that ? blair : are you kidding me ? i think about it all the time . that 's all i 've been thinking about since the premiere . téa : we were married to the man . we 've slept with him , before and since the surgeries . if -- if it were n't the same man , do n't you think we would 've known ? [ scene_break ] viki : what are you two doing ? new todd : we were just trying to settle this once and for all . old todd : he wanted it , and he started pleading his pathetic case . viki : will you stop , ok ? and try and be quiet . clint is just getting settled in . new todd : clint ? viki : yes . new todd : no , no , no . he should be in jail . viki : no . he 's far too ill to be in jail , so the judge sentenced him to house arrest . new todd : you will just take in any stray criminal these days , wo n't you ? old todd : if you want me to throw him out , just say the word . viki : stop it . stop it . what are you two arguing about ? old todd : irene 's diary . viki : irene 's diary ? where did you get it ? new todd : vickers . viki : how did david get it ? old todd : god only knows . viki : may i see it , please ? new todd : do n't you have to take care of clint ? viki : jessica is taking care of clint . do you not trust me ? old todd : i , for one , totally trust you , sis . i just want you to know that . viki : thank you . i just wish you would stop sniping at each other . hopefully this will give us a clue as to which one of you is actually my brother . [ scene_break ] blair : i had my doubts and my questions about your todd when he first came to llanview , too , with that face . i just -- he felt like todd . téa : i know . blair : and he acted like todd . téa : i thought so , too , but ... what if we were wrong ? blair : you do n't think it 's him ? téa : i -- i do n't know . i do n't know . blair : what about dani ? she left here so fast ... téa : no , that was n't about this . dani is -- she 's upset . she 's confused . blair : she has doubts . téa : i think dani does n't know what to think . how about your kids ? blair : my kids ? oh , my gosh . starr -- she 's all over the place . you know what ? jack -- jack is 100 % sure that the man that you married is todd . téa : good for him . blair : you think it is ? téa : i ca n't believe i have to wonder . blair : me neither . téa : do you think maybe we wanted todd back so badly that we believed him ? that ... did we just see what we wanted to see ? viki : i 've actually read a lot of this before . new todd : read it again . old todd : yeah , because before you were n't trying to prove that i 'm me . viki : ok . `` dear diary . viki is sitting on her bed not 6 feet away from me and she has no idea . i 'm dying to tell her i just spent the night with her father , but she 'd never forgive me or him . `` new todd : we know all that . skip on down . old todd : why would you talk to my sister like that ? viki : it 's all right . i do n't particularly want to relive any of this . let 's see . this is about school and more about victor . oh , here we go . `` it 's official . i 'm pregnant . `` ah . `` if it 's a little girl , i will name her tina . i wonder how victor will take the news . `` new todd : moving on , please ? old todd : yeah . viki : well , come on . we 're getting closer . and this is the bookmarked page . old todd : is it finally something about me ? viki : no . no . this is the forged entry , where irene supposedly confessed to killing victor . and it 's bookmarked because it was used as evidence in the trial . do you know what ? at this point , i would n't put murder past her . she turned out to be so much more ruthless than i had ever imagined . [ scene_break ] irene : you have breached a high - security government facility . john : tear the place apart , all right ? get anything you can on manning or patrick thornhart . irene : do n't be making it worse on yourself . you touch anything in this office -- john : hey . calvary ai n't coming , irene . the panic button you keep hitting with your knee , we took them out . irene : you ca n't take out the u.s. government . john : who are you kidding ? you got no one backing you up here . a rogue operation without sanction , and we 're shutting you down . you 're under arrest . irene : for what ? john : conspiracy to commit murder and the attempted murder of todd manning . [ scene_break ] new todd : anything else forged in there ? viki : i do n't know . old todd : you 're scared about what we 're gon na find out in there , are n't you ? new todd : you want to bet your future on something david vickers had his hands on ? old todd : i do n't know . it 's not like we have anything else to go on . viki : well , that 's absolutely true , but this is all we have left of irene . [ scene_break ] irene : he got you inside , did n't he ? tomás : shame to waste all that experience you gave me . irene : i should 've had you killed when i had the chance . tomás : probably . we all have regrets . john : you have the right to remain silent . if you give up that right -- irene : lieutenant . no need for the formalities . just tell me what you really want . john : first off , we 're putting you out of business . then you 're gon na tell us what you know about todd manning . [ scene_break ] new todd : i do n't trust any of this , including the dna tests . viki : well , if the dna tests are ina -- were inaccurate , then we 'll find out shortly , wo n't we ? although my guess is that we 're going to get the exact same results that you are both todd manning . old todd : but that ca n't be . viki : exactly . so we need some answers . and i 'm willing to consider any clue irene might have left . old todd : so am i . new todd : all right . go ahead . viki : oh . oh . old todd : what ? viki : this might be it . what we 're looking for . [ scene_break ] mrs. evans : destiny had plans in life . do you know how many colleges were interested in her ? she was going places . this was her dream . nora : she can . mrs. evans : stop talking ! nora : we do n't want destiny to give up anything . mrs. evans : how the hell do you think she 's going to have a baby without having to give up anything ? nora : bo and i will raise the baby . [ scene_break ] destiny : mrs. b said she would raise the baby . dani : is that what you want her to do ? destiny : i do n't know . dani : you never said -- ok . des , why did you decide to have the baby ? destiny : because matthew 's mom is right . what if matthew never gets better ? what if this baby is the only thing we have left of him ? i could n't let that go . dani : so you 're gon na raise the baby by yourself and be a mom , like starr ? [ scene_break ] baz : ok , your family is officially more insane than mine . two dads ? what 's that like ? starr : i have no idea . i do n't know anything . baz : how 's my aunt téa ? she must be freaked . starr : and my mom , and jack , and dani . pretty much everyone . baz : so who 's on whose side ? i guess my dad would be on the side of the todd who 's been here , because they had their whole mysterious thing . starr : no . he 's not -- i forgot you were n't there for that part . after you took dani home from the premiere , your dad made this huge announcement that my dad is n't the real todd manning . baz : seriously ? starr : yes . and then the other todd manning showed up , but we do n't even know that that 's true , because the dna tests came back that they 're identical . baz : that 's the trippiest part . starr : tell me about it . baz : so you want to get started ? you could probably use some distraction . starr : i 've had plenty of that with james . i told him that you kissed me . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , téa , when you came back to town , everybody had already accepted todd as todd . why would n't you ? téa : yeah , i suppose . blair : when i got together with him , i thought he was walker laurence . téa : so you never really compared him to todd ? blair : not really . it just felt right . and when it turned out to be todd , it seemed right and it made sense . everything was right in every way . téa : in every way ? blair : yeah . téa : you sure ? blair : what are you getting at ? téa : nothing . blair : no , if you 've got something to say , i want to hear what you have to say . téa : looking back -- blair : did you see a difference ? how was todd different ? téa : in bed . [ scene_break ] new todd : what is it ? old todd : yeah , what 's it say ? viki : this is from when she was pregnant the second time . old todd : but it does n't say anything about twins . viki : no , no , not really . new todd : ok , then that settles it . viki : let me read it ! stop hovering ! go and sit down , both of you . viki : ok , `` not again . i ca n't believe victor got me pregnant again . he actually asked if the baby is his . i do n't have anyone else to turn to . i do n't know what to do . `` new todd : this is no help . viki : this is what your mother was going through . do n't you care ? new todd : no . old todd : not so much . viki : and this page is all splotched . `` i can barely see what i 'm writing . i 'm crying so hard . he 's gone . my sweet baby boy . `` old todd : just one , one sweet baby boy . viki : `` i just left todd with peter and his helpless bitsy . it took everything i had to convince peter to take my baby . he can be so irrational -- `` old todd : irrational ? that 's what it says ? new todd : really ? that 's the word she used ? old todd : how about abusive psychopath ? new todd : i ca n't believe she gave me to them . old todd : what else does it say ? viki : `` for all their faults , peter and bitsy will be better for my baby than i could be . i 'm glad that at least one of my children will have a decent life . `` new todd : one of her children . who else ? old todd : tina ? viki : i do n't know . new todd : one of us . viki : let me read , and maybe irene will tell us . [ scene_break ] john : look , i do n't have time for this , so i 'm gon na give you the short version of the story . there are two guys in llanview right now who both think they 're todd manning . they look different , but they have the same dna and same memories . irene : how odd . tomás : same dna . which one 's the imposter ? irene : i 'm sure you 'll sort it out . john : i know we will , because you 're gon na help us . irene : and why would i help you with anything ? john : do i really need to spell it out for you ? [ scene_break ] viki : `` i miss that little boy like there 's no tomorrow , but i 'll be all right because at least i still have -- `` old todd : still have what ? new todd : what does it say ? old todd : will you stop doing that ? [ scene_break ] baz : you told james about the kiss ? starr : i had to . baz : and that 's what you said -- i kissed you . starr : that is what happened . baz : ok , so , what ? i need to be in witness protection or something ? is the guy looking for me ? starr : oh , please . he 's not even worried . baz : good . starr : because i told him that it did n't mean anything . baz : you did ? starr : that 's the truth . it did n't mean anything to me . baz : sure . starr : sure , ok . he 's not worried about it at all . it did n't even bother him . baz : then why are we even talking about it ? starr : because it was a big step for ... baz : for you and james ? starr : yes . it brought us even closer . baz : you and james . you finally hooked up ? [ scene_break ] mrs. evans : who are you ? you think that destiny would just have the baby and hand it over to you , like she 's the help ? nora : that is not fair . we have never thought of destiny as anything other than a beautiful , wonderful , child who is matthew 's dear friend . mrs. evans : then think about his friend for a moment , huh ? consider my daughter . you expect her to carry this child for 9 months inside her . 9 months . you 're a mother . you know what this does . destiny will carry that baby for 9 months and then give birth and , what , go off to college , like any other normal , smart girl with a future ? and what , just think about what her next subject is going to be ? no , nora . that is done . gone . no matter who raises this child , my child will never have a life that is her own again . how could you think that destiny could just walk away from her baby ? nora : i wanted her to be a part of the baby 's life as much as she wanted to be . mrs. evans : well , that is awfully big of you . nora : i 'm sorry , phylicia . i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] destiny : i do n't know who 's gon na raise the baby . i do n't know anything . i just decided all of this , like , an hour ago . dani : yeah , i guess it 's pretty big . destiny : yeah , pretty much . the only thing i know is that this baby will not grow up like i did or like you did . this baby will know me and who their daddy is . dani : sounds nice . i did n't tell you . well , as of yesterday , no one knows who my dad is , including my mom . [ scene_break ] blair : do we really want to go there ? téa : forget it . blair : ok . you know what , here 's the deal . you paint me a picture , but leave out some of the colors . téa : you know what , it 's not even about the sex , ok ? blair : it did n't really happen much back then . téa : exactly . we all know todd had intimacy issues . blair : that was because of the rape . he did n't want to get close to anybody . and then when he came back from ireland , he could n't even sleep . téa : yes , he could never be comfortable in bed . blair : i remember that . téa : ok , the man i 'm married to now , he sleeps the sleep of the dead , all right ? and sexually , let 's just say , he has no intimacy issues , ok ? blair , he ca n't get enough , all right ? to be honest with you , in the courtroom , against that very wall -- blair : ok , la la la la la la ! too many colors . téa : i 'm just saying . intimacy with him is very different . did you not notice that ? blair : i told you , it was like walker laurence , but when i found out it was todd , i did n't even think about it . téa : you never thought about it ? blair : maybe i just pushed it out of my mind , but i 'm telling you this much . if this guy that walked in a couple of nights ago turns out to be the old todd , he certainly does n't have any of those hang - ups , i 'm telling you . téa : how do you know ? blair : because the first chance he got , he pulled me to him , and he kissed me . [ scene_break ] old todd : read the rest of it . come on , irene has what ? viki : we have a problem . new todd : and what is that ? viki : the next page is missing . [ scene_break ] irene : if you arrest me , i 'll have no reason to help you . john : that 's why i 'm not arresting you . irene : that 's a start . john : i 'm gon na let you in on a little secret , just to get the ball rolling . irene : how lovely . john : this is n't even an official operation . irene : as i suspected . john : nobody knows we 're even here . and no one knows you 're here . someone could end up getting killed , and no one would know about it . hell , i got nothing to lose . and tomás here , he 's very unhappy about all the dirty work you made him do over the years . and brody -- he 's just pissed off he did n't get to shoot bin laden . brody ? brody : mmm . john : yeah , so , there 's your choice , irene . one of us can take you out right here now ... or you can come back to llanview with us , and you can tell todd manning 's family everything you know about him . [ scene_break ] new todd : so someone tore it out ? old todd : why did n't anyone mention this before ? viki : we were never looking for it before , were we ? old todd : keep reading . new todd : what are we looking for ? old todd : irene says she has something . maybe she mentions it again . viki : well , ok . let me read . maybe she 'll mention it again . [ scene_break ] téa : when did this kiss happen ? blair : it was right after you left the movie premiere . the guy was trying to prove that he was the real todd . thought the kiss would do it , i guess , because todd and i were married -- téa : todd and i are married . blair : téa , your todd had whisked you out of the room . téa : i was there for most of the evening , blair . blair : what is ... are you jealous ? téa : do n't be ridiculous . so , did the kiss work ? could you tell ? blair : could i tell what ? téa : after kissing this man , could you tell if he was todd or not ? blair : well , it , um ... it felt familiar . but then after i kissed your todd , it felt the same . téa : you kissed my husband ? when ? blair : a few hours ago . [ scene_break ] baz : james is a lucky guy . so can you and i still make music together ? starr : yes . why do you think i 'm here ? baz , it 's just work . baz : i get it . so what were you singing when i came in ? starr : actually , my best friend langston wrote it . baz : she 's the one who wrote the movie ? starr : yeah , and she wrote a few musicals we did in high school . baz : this is from those ? starr : do n't sound so excited . baz : actually , it 's not that bad . starr : i 'll tell her that you said that . baz : yeah . starr : this song makes me really feel hopeful . baz : i think there 's a way that we can get this out of high school and into the clubs . [ scene_break ] destiny : so , all that stuff you went through getting close to todd manning . he might not even be the real todd manning ? dani : maybe not . destiny : well , that 's seriously messed up . dani : yeah . but i ca n't blame this one on my mom . she 's been pretty awesome lately . destiny : at least you know you 're hers . dani : definitely . no question about that . destiny : you know what , even though my mom is really my grandmother , she 's still my mom , too . [ scene_break ] nora : you 're right . i should have known better . i had no business interfering . i 'm out of my mind . let me talk to destiny . i bet i can make her understand . mrs. evans : it 's too late . nora : what does that mean ? mrs. evans : destiny changed her mind . nora : she was very sure about having the abortion , so ... mrs. evans : now that 's out of the question . nora : just give her some time to think about it . mrs. evans : she does n't have any time . this was her last chance . nora : oh , god . oh , god . mrs. evans : for what it 's worth , she did ... she seemed very sure . nora : i 'm sorry . i 'm just ... i 'm sorry , phylicia . mrs. evans : i 'm just grateful destiny came to me . she needed my consent . i was going to help her through this decision . well , maybe she 'll let me help with the baby . as sorry as i am that she had to confront this choice ... it did give me my child back . nora : how wonderful for you . mrs. evans : i hope it happens for you , too . at our house , we pray for matthew every night . nora : thank you . mrs. evans : has there been any word of improvement ? well , we 'll continue to pray . and you do n't give up . nora : no , i wo n't . phylicia ... i hope we can find a way to get along . [ scene_break ] viki : that 's it . there 's no mention of another son . i 'm sorry . old todd : figures . new todd : what did she mean when she said `` at least i still have ... `` ? what ? money ? tina ? viki : i do n't know , but look . this page was deliberately cut out . look at the edge . old todd : why would irene do that ? what is she trying to hide ? viki : i do n't know . new todd : maybe she did n't do it . maybe it was you . [ scene_break ] téa : what are you doing kissing my husband ? blair : i just felt i could n't make a fair comparison without a little -- téa : why is that your job ? i 'm the one who 's married to him . blair : oh , my god -- téa : were n't you done with todd , all the todds , all the versions ? blair : will you calm down ? téa : why are you jumping into my marriage ? blair : it was one kiss . are you paranoid much ? téa : are you so desperate for a man that you 're willing to take mine ? blair : obviously , you 're so desperate , you 're willing to take anybody ! téa : well , so are you ! blair : you 're being pathetic here . téa : and you 're being a slut ! blair : i 'm getting out of here . téa : you better get the hell out -- blair : you better -- téa : yeah , you better get the hell out ! [ scene_break ] dani : i was on my way to the buenos dias to get some food to bring you . destiny : we could still do that . i do n't want my mom to worry about dinner tonight . dani : you 're staying home ? destiny : yeah . i do n't know what 'll happen with this baby yet , but i could n't have done it without my mom . dani : is your mom ok about you having a baby ? destiny : it threw her for a while , but then she was fine . at least i know she 's got my back . dani : she 's not the only one . [ scene_break ] nora : we 're the grandparents of that child that destiny is carrying . we 're a part of each other 's lives . we need to make that work . mrs. evans : nora , i ca n't even think about that yet . i have to get my child ready for a future that ... none of us had in mind . [ scene_break ] starr : well you only have one voice just one chance here to hold onto to reach for me believe as you only have one life to live . how was that ? baz : almost there . i love your vocal . starr : yeah ? thank you . baz : just needs a few tweaks , but you ready to record ? starr : yeah , why not ? baz : you sure ? starr : why would n't i be ? baz : i just figured all that stuff with the dueling dads ... starr : this music really helps me . when i sing , i just forget about everything else . baz : that 's why you sound so good . starr : this is my lifeboat . baz : let 's make sure it floats . [ scene_break ] blair : you are out of your mind ! téa : you ca n't stand that you lost him ! blair : i could have todd back just like that if i wanted him ! téa : i dare you , bitch ! tomás : hey ! what is going on ? blair : your sister 's lost it . téa : oh , i 've lost it ? tomás : are you ok ? blair : fine . téa : is blair ok ? you 're worried about blair ? blair : forget it , tomás . we both lost it , all right ? tomás : right . so was this about todd ? blair : yes , it 's about todd . you have any answers for us ? tomás : not yet . but john and i found the person who can tell us everything about both todds . [ scene_break ] old todd : why would i rip a page out of irene 's diary ? you 're even more paranoid than i am . new todd : you 're the one who showed up out of nowhere , stealing my life . viki : stop it ! and i mean it . there 's no point speculating or arguing . the page is missing . we do n't know what was on it , nor do we know why someone would have a reason to rip it out . the reality is , we 'll probably never know what was on the page . that 's just something irene took to the grave with her . [ doorbell rings ] viki : i 'm not gon na say `` do n't fight , `` because that would be a waste of breath , but i 'm going to ask you not to speak to each other while i answer the door . god help me if you are both my brothers . old todd : god help us if we are . viki : john ! hey , brody . hey , what hap -- good god . you look like irene .
it 's still an unsolved mystery as to who is the real todd manning , whether the `` two `` todds are twins or which , if either is an imposter . john , brody and tomas go to find irene and tell her they can get her charged with murder and shut her down if she does not return to llanview with them and answer their questions . viki concludes to both men that if they can not find in irene 's diary , what her big secret is regarding the birth of her individual or twin sons , then she 's taken it to the grave and they will never know . but when she least expects it , john and brody ring her doorbell and present irene to her . blair and téa are both uncertain at to which of the two men is the real todd and get into a brawl over which of them could `` have `` todd if he had a choice . destiny 's mom , phylicia , goes to confront nora for her having the gall to talk destiny out of having an abortion by milking he `` keep matthew `` alive upon her . she tells nora that being a teen mom will affect the rest of her daughter 's life . nora apologizes and is ready to tell destiny she 's ok if destiny would prefer to abort . but felicia tells nora it 's too late . they will be the mutual grandmothers of a baby they had never planned on .
[ today the part of paul cramer is being played by shane mcrae . ] paul : rex , it 's me . how soon is that job going to happen ? because i need the money , man , bad . oh . hey , babe . i did n't know you 'd be here . natalie : so , did you get everything straightened out at the bank ? paul : yeah . like i told you , it was just a mistake . the money 's in the account , safe and sound . the bank 's going to send a new statement out tomorrow . natalie : liar . r.j. : how go the preparations ? rex : i 'm on top of it . r.j. : and make sure you stay there to the last detail . no screw - ups . rex : it 's cool . r.j. : look , more than just money is riding on this . rex : i would n't be there otherwise . get off my back . sonia : hey . man : hi . evangeline : this is late , even for you . john : yeah , we 're sort of working this angle between gannon and sonia toledo . evangeline : does it have anything to do with the santi organization ? maybe r.j. worked for them in the past or wants to in the future . john : maybe . evangeline : i have a way to find out what r.j. 's up to . the perfect listening device and r.j. wo n't suspect a thing . john : dare i ask what it is ? evangeline : me . todd : everything you need is in there -- pass codes to the buchanan property , my cell phone number in case something goes wrong . nothing 's going wrong , right ? man : i 'll be in and out . no one will see me or my buddy . but they 'll sure hear him . todd : all right . asa is the only one that should hear him . he takes a walk every day down at the south edge of the property , a mile or two from the main road . man : yeah , he 'll hear my buddy . no worries . todd : all right . blair : so who was that ? todd : it 's a guy doing a job for me -- for us . blair : really ? todd : yeah . blair : what kind of job ? todd : phase two of operation eviction . kevin : an offer that can change my life how ? asa : oh , where the hell is my walking stick ? kevin : grandpa , this is mr. santi . asa buchanan . tico : it 's an honor to meet you , mr. buchanan . kevin : mr. santi says that he has an interesting proposal to make . asa : oh . well , i do n't do any proposals , especially with strangers . now , where the hell is the damn stick ? kevin : grandpa , it 's right here . asa : oh . kevin : be careful . all right , you 've got my attention . let 's get a drink , and you can tell me about this life - changing offer of yours . kevin : look , thanks for the vote of confidence , but my time is kind of tight . besides , i burnt too many bridges to get back into state politics , so if you do n't mind -- tico : you mean as long as governor brooks is still in office . kevin : you have done your homework . he asked me to do some things that i was n't comfortable with so i resigned . plus , i wanted to clean up some personal issues and -- look , like i said , that was a long time ago . i was naive . i thought if i was noble and honest , i could still come out a winner . tico : and now ? kevin : now i 'm a realist . i know you ca n't win by playing clean . tico : what would you say if governor brooks were still interested in you as his running mate in the november election ? kevin : i 'd say you had the wrong harrison brooks . tico : what if i promised you that within two years , you would be governor of pennsylvania , and within a decade , president of the united states ? kevin : i 'd say you lost your mind . what makes you think i want to get back into politics , anyway , hmm ? i run a multibillion - dollar corporation . i have everything i want . tico : do you ? you 're an ambitious man , kevin . oh , may i -- kevin : sure . tico : i can see it . i can feel it . you want power . money buys power . kevin : yeah , well , so do connections . tico : i have all the connections . are you interested ? paul : natalie , please do n't leave . ok ! ok , i 'll tell you . i -- i got excited about this horse . i went to the track . i mean , if i would have won , i was going to take you to philly for a big night out -- natalie : you gambled away $ 1,000 ? paul : 900 . natalie : no . no ! no ! i -- i lived with this for too long with roxanne growing up . i 'm not -- i wo n't do it again . you 're on your own , paul . paul : natalie , please do n't say that . look , you got to give me another chance . i 'll get the money back . i 've already got this great opportunity . natalie : opportunity . you mean , like a job ? paul : your brother rex , he -- natalie : rex ? are you crazy ? any job opportunity that rex may have is probably illegal . you need to stay as far away as possible . paul : natalie , it 's cool . natalie : i am serious . you get involved in anything illegal with my brother rex , and i am out of here so fast i wo n't be around to hear how much you 're going to miss me . rex : i 'll be back in an hour or so . r.j. : oh , no . we have customers here . rex : i 'm going to take care of that thing , ok ? you want me on top of it ; i 'm on top of it ! r.j. : just hurry it up . ahem . well , hello . a little something on the house . sonia : thank you . man : thank you . r.j. : mm - hmm . sonia : adam , r.j. r.j. , adam . adam : how 's it going ? r.j. : all right . well , now you two enjoy . r.j. : yeah . let 's keep it real simple . sonia : you 're good . now give it back . r.j. : where 's rico suave ? sonia : he delivered what he was supposed to . now he 's gone . r.j. : well , i 'll have to admit , i have never seen a business exchange quite like that one . sonia : i believe in mixing business with pleasure . [ r.j . laughs ] r.j. : so , you found where octavio was staying . you removed any trace . smart . sonia : mm - hmm . r.j. : did mcbain run you in , too ? sonia : yeah . i heard he really gave you the third degree . r.j. : three hours of arrogant posturing and muttering , but i survived . sonia : you know , i think you and i are going to make a really good pair . r.j. : i was just thinking the same thing . sonia : as long as we stay one step ahead of mcbain . john : forget it . there 's no way you 're getting involved just so you can get the goods on gannon . evangeline : i was n't asking your permission . john : oh , really ? evangeline : john , r.j. 's very smart . he 's got to know you guys are checking up on him , which means he 's being extra careful ; watching everything he says and everything he does . that 's why you need me . john : how do you figure ? evangeline : ok , let 's say , god forbid , you and i got in a huge fight , ok ? john : mm - hmm . we 're headed that way . evangeline : ok . i 'm very upset -- john : mm - hmm . evangeline : and i go to capricorn , and i see r.j. and sonia together , which makes me very jealous . so i tell him i ca n't deny how much i miss him , that i made a huge mistake ending things the way that i did . he smiles . i smile . and suddenly , i 'm in a position to find out what is going on between the two of them . john : then what ? i just come busting in , i get the bad guy , i save the girl ? evangeline : that sounds like a plan . although , i 'm not the kind of girl that needs saving . john : it 's also not a movie , evangeline . that sounds like a movie plot , you know ? what makes you think gannon wo n't see right through you ? evangeline : i 'll be very convincing . john : oh , i bet . and how you plan on doing that ? evangeline : let me worry about that . john : i 'm already worried about it . evangeline : john , this is important to me . john : why do you want to do this ? be honest with me . evangeline : i dated r.j. very seriously . maybe even loved him . and now he 's suspected of murder . john : who told you that ? evangeline : you did n't , but i have my sources . and i do n't want to believe that he killed someone in cold blood ; that i made such a gross error in judgment . please , i have to know one way or another . do you understand ? [ phone rings ] john : mcbain . yeah . all right . yeah , i 'll be there . i -- i got someplace i got to be . so , what do you say to a drink ? rodi 's , a little later ? evangeline : an hour ? john : an hour . and we will discuss this a little more . in the meantime , do n't be doing anything stupid . evangeline : i am incapable of doing anything stupid . this is n't -- this is n't stupid . this is -- this is the only idea . this is a good idea . r.j. ? it 's evangeline . i need to see you -- to apologize . paul : rex is family . i thought you 'd be excited . besides , this is totally aboveboard . natalie : i do n't believe you . paul : look , i know that you 're mad because i lost money at the track . natalie : paul , this has absolutely nothing to do with money . it 's about the lies . the lying , paul -- i ca n't stand it . i 've lived with it for too long , and i 'm not going to put up with it . you got that ? [ knock on door ] natalie : rex . what a nice surprise . rex : hey , natty ! great to see you . what did you tell her ? paul : nothing . rex : ok , well , then what 's her problem ? paul : she knows you , man . she 's suspicious . rex : well , you do whatever you have to do to make her not suspicious . if she blows this , you 're taking the heat . paul : i 've got it covered . trust me . [ noise ] asa : who 's there ? show your damn face ! [ growling ] asa : some mangy dog . get ! get ! [ wolf howls ] asa : whoa . feet , you better get moving . todd : ow ! blair : it 's so frightening ! todd : asa -- blair : yeah ? todd : is going to be howling at the moon if everything goes as planned . [ blair howls ] todd : that 's exactly right . blair : that sounds good ! todd : and nobody will be able to prove a thing . they 'll think he 's losing his mind . blair : oh , when we team up like this , you know what ? it really , really turns me on . todd : hmm , is that a fact ? blair : mm - hmm . todd : well , maybe i can do something about that . blair : oh , oh , yes ! a - hoo - hoo - hoo ! oh , yeah ! kevin : so let me get this straight . you want me to go back into politics , and you -- a complete stranger -- are going to back me ? tico : financially and otherwise . kevin : yeah . why me ? tico : because you 're a natural . you said so yourself , kevin . you said that you know how to play the game . have n't you missed it ? the power ? there 's nothing like it . kevin : ahem . all right , let 's just say that i decide to go back into politics -- for argument 's sake -- why would i need you ? tico : what would i bring to the table ? kevin : your family 's name is synonymous with crime -- tico : mm - hmm . kevin : brutality , murder . it would be political suicide for me to accept an endorsement from you . tico : well , i could never openly be connected to your campaign , of course , but that could work to both of our advantages . kevin : how so ? tico : as i said , i want to remain behind the scenes . there i could do things that you could n't possibly afford to do . kevin : like what ? tico : whatever is necessary . whatever it takes to get you where you belong . so think about my offer , ok ? jessica : what offer ? natalie : paul better not be getting into something . stop , come on , you know , you got to give him the benefit of the doubt because he is trying to go on the straight and narrow , he 's trying to do right here . john . john : heads you 're right , tails you 're wrong . natalie : tails . how much did you hear ? john : enough . sonia : whoever called just now really got to you . r.j. : it 's personal . sonia : is everything set for our little art transaction ? r.j. : mm - hmm , as planned . sonia : you know , i got to say , i 'm kind of surprised you 're dealing with such low level stuff . r.j. : look , if you do n't like the paintings , just say so . sonia : no , no , no , no , no , no , it 's not that . it 's just , like , this -- it seems like the kind of job you would 've pulled for the santis 10 years ago . i thought you 'd have moved on to bigger and better by now . r.j. : well , no i 've been keeping a low profile . you know , look , the company has been stimulating , but i am meeting someone , so excuse me . evangeline : thanks for meeting me . r.j. : i 'm all ears . evangeline : first , get rid of your girlfriend . r.j. : right -- ms. williamson , jealousy ? i did n't think you had that in you . this is going to be interesting . kevin : i must not have heard the bell . jessica : jeremy was outside . he let me in . kevin : well , it 's good to see you . mr. santi , this is my sister -- wait a minute . you guys know each other , right ? tico : jessica saved my life . kevin : yeah , i heard something about that . jessica : yeah , please , it was -- i did what i could do . it was nothing . so , what are you guys doing ? tico : oh , i came to talk to kevin about a business proposition i have in mind . has -- has antonio found his mother yet ? jessica : no . and you have n't heard from angelina ? tico : no , no , not yet , but -- well , it has n't been long , though . kevin : well , what 's this all about ? jessica : antonio 's looking for carlotta . she just took off to puerto rico and did n't tell him about it . kevin : well , that 's odd . tico : yeah . you know , it 's possible that tia carlotta -- you know , she probably took the woman who raised me , angelina paredes , you know , to visit some friends . jessica : she would 've told antonio . tico : yeah . yeah , you 're right . you know , i 'm sure antonio will find them . will you call me if he calls you ? jessica : yeah . tico : ok . jessica : and call me if you hear from antonio . tico : i will . jessica : ok . tico : ok . i 'll see you soon , ok ? kevin , i must go , but i hope you will consider my offer . yeah , ok . i can see myself out . bye . kevin : ahem . i thought i was on your do - not - see list . jessica : well , i came to see grandpa . kevin : renee said that mom went to a conference . jessica : yeah , she left yesterday . kevin : how 's she feeling ? jessica : she 's fine . grandpa ! kevin : grandpa , what are you doing ? asa : there 's a wild animal loose on our property . blair : oh , what i would n't give to see their faces when asa tells them , `` oh , no ! i 've seen a rabid dog ! `` todd : we 're going to be in that mansion by the end of the month . blair : you know what ? we 're going to throw a huge party . 12 courses . we 're going to invite my mama , viki -- oh , and jack and starr . they 're just going to love it . todd : it 's just a house , baby . the important thing is that everything kevin owns is now ours . blair : oh , yeah ? sit that wine down . put your arms up . todd : oh . blair : yeah ! i love it when you talk dirty . tico : where were you ? angelina : i was out shopping . i needed some things . tico : well , i could 've sent someone . angelina : you always want to do everything for me . tico : because -- because i love you . angelina : and i love you , too , tico . tico : then i need you to trust me , angelina . angelina : i always have . evangeline : on some level , i guess i always knew things would n't work out between john and me . i guess things just came to a head quicker than i thought . r.j. : ca n't say i 'm surprised . evangeline : i know this must be confusing -- my wanting to meet with you , but i still do n't know if there 's a future for me and you , either . r.j. : neither do i . evangeline : but i do know that i made some really unfair assumptions about you , especially that accusation that you were behind that attack on john . that was just -- well , that was just plain wrong . i mean , i 've always known you have a past , but i also know who you are now , and so i 'm sorry . r.j. : well , i do n't know what i 'm supposed to say or feel . and your motives -- evangeline : no motives . no motives . it 's just -- um -- it 's just an apology . no more , no less . r.j. : well , what if i do n't accept or believe you ? evangeline : then i move on with a clear conscience . r.j. : and if i do ? evangeline : r.j. , i 've said from the beginning i 've always hoped that we would stay friends . r.j. : i 'd like that , too . i have -- i have missed you . i was a nice guy when we were together . evangeline : i missed you , too . john : what a surprise -- cramer 's driving you crazy . natalie : never said that . john : you 're right , it 's your business . which means you two have n't been living together that long if you 're having all these problems . natalie : ok , look , i am just worried , ok ? now , paul and rex , they 've become kind of friends or something , i do n't know . you know , and i love rex . i really -- i love rex . he 's -- he 's more of a brother than even kevin and joey . john : so what 's the trouble ? natalie : rex is always looking for an angle , you know , a quick buck . he does n't seem to care if it 's against the law , and i just really do n't want paul to get sucked into it . you know , he 's trying to go on a straight path , and i 'm probably putting too much pressure on him . john : natalie , it 's natural not to want to be living with a criminal . natalie : ok , paul has a job now . he 's working for kevin , you know , flying him around . i 'm not trying to change him or anything . it 's just -- john : well , if he 's smart , he 'll do whatever it takes to prove that he deserves you . rex : all right , the truck will shoot out the a.c. expressway from philly . the movie location 's not far from the interstate . paul : how many paintings are in the truck ? rex : why do you need to know ? paul : we need to know exactly how long it 's going to take to transfer the art from the truck to our van . rex : relax . i told you -- the armed guards are -- paul : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , they 're inside guys , but we still need to time it out ! rex : hey , hey , hey ! my boss tells me what to do ; i tell you what to do . [ paul scoffs ] paul : i 'm just trying to help . rex : well , do n't , or you 're out . clear ? paul : mistake number one -- i 've been doing this a lot longer than you , rex -- working people , making scores since i was 17 . rex : i 'm unimpressed . paul : better pay attention to someone with experience , or else you 're going to come out the loser -- like you did with your little nightclub , remember ? rex : that 's it , deal 's off . paul : i 'm not out ! i need the money too bad . rex : do n't care . paul : i 'll spill my guts -- natalie , john mcbain , anyone who will listen . jessica : grandpa , please . just calm down , ok ? asa : i am telling you , there is something out there -- kevin : oh -- asa : and it sounded like a wolf ! now , i have got thoroughbreds here . they 're liable to spook and could get hurt ! kevin : grandpa , it 's probably just a dog or something . asa : i know what a wolf sounds like ! jessica : kevin -- kevin : all right , now , look , just do n't do this now . wait until morning . it 's dark outside . you 're liable to shoot somebody 's pet or yourself , for crying out loud . asa : i 've been handling guns since i was able to walk , and the only way to deal with a wolf is right here ! [ phone rings ] asa : asa buchanan . what do you want ? [ wolf howls ] asa : who the hell is this ? [ howl ] asa : hello ? kevin : hold on . hello . who is this ? hello ? there 's no one there . asa : it was the wolf . jessica : the wolf was on the phone ? asa : he must 've hung up . kevin : grandpa -- asa : i know what i heard , kevin ! i know what i heard ! somebody 's playing old asa for a damned fool ! [ blair howls ] [ todd pants ] [ blair laughs ] blair : you 're crazy ! john : hey , you -- you leaving ? natalie : guess so . john : oh . want to play a quick game ? natalie : um -- evangeline : i 'm so sorry . how late am i ? hi , natalie . natalie : i think i 'm going to take a rain check . i 'm kind of feeling tired . have fun . john : hey -- do n't forget about what i said about cramer earlier . natalie : do n't sweat it . john : hmm . hey . evangeline : hey , i really am sorry i 'm late . john : no worries . you want to play ? evangeline : why not ? john : good . and while we 're playing , you can tell me about your talk with gannon . evangeline : how did you know ? sonia : well , that certainly put a smile on your face . r.j. : mm - hmm . have another . sonia : know you two were an item . i do my homework . of course , she seems to be with john mcbain now , does n't she ? it does n't seem interesting to you that she comes sniffing around here as soon as he 's sweating you about octavio vigil ? r.j. : you think i do n't know what she 's up to ? sonia : so what are we going to do about it ? r.j. : let 's just wait and see what happens . sonia : you 're still in love with her . r.j. : what do you want from me ? i mean , what -- what are you after ? because i 'm beginning to get the feeling that you 're the one that i should be careful of , not evangeline . sonia : she 's not even in my league . r.j. : oh , no , no , no , no . i 'm not vega . you start playing those games with me , and we 're going to finish them . sonia : i 'm going to like doing business with you . jessica : i 'm really worried about grandpa . do you think that we should go out and look for him ? kevin : no , i sent jeremy and bill out to look for him . they 'll find him . look , i 'm worried about him , too . renee and i tried to get him to see a doctor . of course , he refused . jessica : well , what , do you think this is the onset of alzheimer 's or something ? kevin : well , i do n't want to think that . no , you know what ? he 's just tired . he 'll be fine . he will . he has to be . jessica : you really love grandpa , do n't you ? kevin : of course i love him . i love my whole family . jessica : well , be careful , kevin . you 're starting to sound like the old kevin . you know , the one that we 're all proud of ? the one that we miss , mom and i . kevin : jess , this is who i am . jessica : i 'm going to call later , check on grandpa . rex : ok , you 're still in , but i 'm calling the shots . you do what i tell you . paul : fine . whatever . natalie : oh . planning a trip ? paul : i was just showing rex where i 'm always flying kevin -- you know , resorts where he meets with the bigwigs . natalie : mm - hmm . did n't you discuss that job opportunity ? rex : yeah , it 's -- it 's not a -- a sure thing . i should n't have mentioned it , but i 'll keep you posted . well , i got to get up early tomorrow ; meet the architect at the construction site , so i 'll see you . natalie : rex -- wait . i really hope you 're not dragging paul into something a little scandalous here . rex : natty -- natalie : because he 's got a job now , and he 's not going to gamble anymore . rex : good for him . i was just mentioning a possible side job that i knew of . natalie : i do n't understand , because i thought you were so excited and proud of all the work that you were doing at the community center . rex : i am . natalie : then stick to it ! forget about all these scams and trying to pull something over on people . rex : i 'm not ! god , natalie , what -- what 's with you ? natalie : especially do n't try to pull one over on me , because i 've known you way too long . rex : and you love me , right ? natalie : yeah , i do love you . but i do n't trust you . so leave paul alone . john : i knew you would n't listen . you already started , did n't you ? evangeline : ok . ok , i did go to see r.j. , and i admitted that i was wrong , and i apologized for jumping to conclusions about him being behind your mugging . john : and ? evangeline : and i told him that i missed him . john : and was that part of the act ? evangeline : john , i 'm here . i 'm right here with you . so , you going to help me with my game , or what ? john : bend over . so , you think gannon bought it ? evangeline : i 'm not quite sure . he 's -- um -- he 's almost as hard to read as you are . but even if he did n't buy it , he 'll keep me close just to figure out what i 'm up to , which could still work . john : keep this elbow straight . i do n't like it because it 's dangerous . but since you 're hell - bent on doing it , i 'm going to have to watch your back . evangeline : i feel safer already . paul : look , natalie , i 'm sorry . i -- i really am . i just -- i lied because i did n't want -- i did n't want you to -- ok , all right . i lied because i did n't want you to think badly of me . it was really dumb betting on that stupid horse . natalie : really , really dumb . paul : but i 'm going to work hard to put the money back in the account , i promise . natalie : do n't promise anything . just do n't do any more stupid things and then lie to me about it ! paul : natalie , please , do n't be down on me . my life 's nothing if you turn back . we can get through this . come on , you know we can . we 've got too much going for us to quit . please . stay with me . do you believe that i love you ? natalie : yes , paul , but -- you know what i love about you ? you accept me for who i am . so you 're going to have to give me the chance to do the same for you . and to start , i need you to tell me what rex is trying to get you involved in , and i promise not to get mad . i will just try and understand and accept it . paul : natalie , i -- natalie : paul , you 're going to have to tell me the truth . you have to be honest , or we have nothing . asa : leave me alone ! i 'm a -- i 'm fine , ok ? i 'm ok . oh -- kevin : what happened ? jeremy : mr. buchanan did something to his ankle . he said he was hunting a wolf in the south woods . kevin : thank you , jeremy . are you ok ? asa : i 'm fine . i 'm healthy as a horse . and i 'm not going loco if that 's what you 're thinking . kevin : look , renee and i just want you to see a doctor , get checked out . we can bring in dr. baker if you want . you trust him . asa : yeah , but he 's in texas . kevin : so we go to texas . grandpa , i need you to be healthy and strong right now , in full capacity now more than ever . asa : is this about that santi fellow who was here earlier ? kevin : we talked about the possibility of me going back into politics . asa : huh . what 's he after ? because you can bet that he 's after something . man : we 've located duke buchanan , as you requested . he 's in texas . as you 'll see , a few months ago , he met with someone here that i think you should know about -- todd manning . tico : what interest could he have in kevin 's son ? i hope this todd manning does n't become a problem . blair : what are you doing ? todd : it 's a throw - away cell phone . we do n't want anybody to trace this call here . blair : you are so smart . todd : i just got word that kevin 's on his way to houston . blair : yeah ? todd : he 's going to see duke . he 's going to bring him back here to llanview so he can go to school -- wharton . blair : and we care about this why ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] dorian : there are ways , my dear , that you can beat kevin . todd : i say we evict mr. buchanan immediately . sonia : angelina 's here . jessica : oh my god ! you have to let me talk to her , then ! she might know something .
evangeline tries to convince john to let her go undercover to find out the truth about rj and sonja . evangeline meets with rj to try to win back his trust . sonja is suspicious of evangeline 's motives . natalie confronts paul about his bank account lie . he tells her that he will be working with rex to earn money . natalie tells paul that she will leave him if he is caught committing a crime . at rodi 's john finds natalie talking to herself about paul . john listens to her concerns about paul and rex 's relationship . natalie returns home to find rex and paul together . she tells rex to stay away from paul . todd hires someone to fool asa into thinking that there is a wild animal on the property . kevin and jessica are distressed to see asa heading outside with a shotgun . tico offers kevin aid in returning to politics .
layla : i 'm not thrilled that you left me high and dry in the middle of manhattan after everything we 've been through together , but i 've decided to forgive you . besides , i need my bra back . layla : this is uncomfortable , huh ? i take it everything went well in new york . this is n't what it looks like . jessica : well , it looks like you 've come here to pick up a bra that you forgot at my boyfriend 's apartment . layla : oh , well . i guess it is what it looks like . but the bra thing was just a personal joke -- not that there 's anything personal between us . help ? please ? antonio : i told you about layla , how she helped me find you in new york . jessica : you do n't have to explain . i was gone and you were involved with other people , too . [ scene_break ] nash : where did you run off to , tess , huh ? you in some kind of trouble ? i 'm supposed to find you ? or is this whole disappearing act just part of our deal ? what ? yeah . yes , i 'm still here . and you 're sure that 's the name of the officer who arrested the purse - snatcher at the restaurant a few days ago ? officer carlson . carlson . i got it . thank you very much . yeah . well , tess , if i can get a lead on the guy who bruised my knuckles with his face , then maybe he can lead me to you . i hope he 's not the kind of guy to hold a grudge . [ scene_break ] blair : who did this to you , todd ? please , you have to tell me . spencer : who did this to you ? todd : margaret . margaret . how long have you been here ? blair : well , i got here to the hospital as soon as i found out . now , come on , you said that you were going to go see asa ? did he do this to you , todd ? did asa stab you ? [ scene_break ] rex : hey , i 'm looking for nick messina 's room . i heard he just woke up . nurse : he 's not allowed visitors . rex : yeah , i know , they 've got a cop guarding him . i 'm clued in . nurse : then you also know i ca n't give out any additional information . rex : well , it 's -- you know , nick helped kidnap my sister and -- i 'm sorry . nurse : are you ok ? rex : it 's just really hard -- yeah , it 's -- maybe some water ? thank you very much . rex : thank you very much . [ scene_break ] john : ok . get back to me if you find anything . bo : how close is this to the map that evangeline saw in the back of messina 's car ? john : she picked it out . apparently , it 's published by the same company . now , she said she saw the x in this area here , so we should focus on that quadrant . bo : that 's a big area , john . we 've got infrared teams looking for a thermal signature in this eastern basin . we 're running out of time . john : i know . but we 're not giving up until we find natalie . [ scene_break ] natalie : goodbye , john . [ scene_break ] viki : well , i mean , bo told me that he was following up on a lead , you know , but i have n't heard anything back from him . now i 've got the feed from the city room at `` the banner `` up on my laptop and , you know , they 're monitoring the police bands . well , there seems to be some activity up on llantano mountain , but , i mean , for all we know , that could just be a fire in the woods . darling , kevin , listen , do me a favor -- if you hear anything at all , you have to call me , ok , i do n't really care what time it is . no , that 's nonsense , all right ? please , you have to call me . ok , good night , darling . evangeline : hello . viki : evangeline ! oh ! evangeline : hope it 's not too late . your housekeeper let me in . viki : no , no , no , please , do come in , please . well , i 'm -- i 'm happy to see you . may i give you some tea ? evangeline : thank you , thank you . viki : sit down , please . evangeline : ok . viki : cream and sugar ? evangeline : that 'd be great . viki : good , good . i 'm actually very happy for the company because i do n't think i 'm going to be sleeping much tonight . evangeline : that 's why i wanted to stop by , actually . i was hoping i could bring you some good news . viki : really ? evangeline : they got a lead on natalie . viki : yes , yes , i know . evangeline : thank you . viki : you know that bo -- bo called and told me about that , but i have n't heard anything from him since . what happened ? evangeline : i kept having this nagging feeling that i knew more than i could remember from the time that nick and hayes kidnapped us . viki : i -- i ca n't even imagine how frightened you both must have been . evangeline : we were . and i know that i blocked a lot of it out . that 's why i asked to be hypnotized . viki : oh . evangeline : i knew it was a long shot , but the longer that natalie was missing , the more i just felt like i had to do something . viki : and ? evangeline : apparently , i came to in nick messina 's car on the way from the palace , and i saw a map , a map of llantano mountain , a marked map . john and bo are following up on that now , and i just wanted to make sure that you knew . viki : oh , evangeline . thank you so much for putting yourself through all of that for natalie . evangeline : i know how worried you 've been . i just -- i wanted to make sure you got the news . [ viki sighs ] viki : yeah . i mean , you more than anyone would certainly understand what my daughter is going through , you know ? and i mean it , i 'm really very , very grateful to you . it 's so generous of you to do that , you know , especially since -- evangeline : oh . that 's ok , viki , you can say it . especially since natalie and i are in love with the same man . [ scene_break ] john : what do we got to do to get the dogs on the trail ? officer : we need to give them a scent to follow . bo : here you go . john : go with them so we can get an immediate location if you find anything . ranger : got it . john : thanks . [ dogs bark ] bo : we cleared two caves in this area right here . so far , nothing . john : you know , i keep thinking about what marcie said on the phone . bo : what , about hayes ' grandfather ? john : barber , he 's got this thing about setting up murder scenarios , recreating events from his past . so if his grandfather locked him in a basement , he 'd see something like that as being the ultimate form of torture . bo : yeah , a small , dark , tight space . john : exactly . bo : all right , then i think we should concentrate our searches on some of these smaller caves here . john : maybe even smaller than a cave , bo . barber wants natalie to suffer through his worst nightmare . a cave would have entrances and exits . i 'm thinking wherever natalie is , there 's no way out . [ scene_break ] viki : may i ? john : yes , thank you . it was nice of you to let us have the wedding here at llanfair . viki : oh , please , i 'm honored that you asked . and here comes the bride . oh , you look so beautiful , darling . [ scene_break ] officer : have n't seen you around here before . woman : i just started today . officer : oh , yeah ? woman : yeah . officer : me , too . [ scene_break ] rex : get up ! nick : who the hell let you in here ? where 's the guard ? rex : oh , what 's the matter , nick , are n't you happy to see me ? nick : guard ! rex : not so tough when i 'm not tied a chair , huh ? nick : hey ! rex : shut up ! officer : balsom , how 'd you get in here ? nick : hey , keep him away from me , man . rex : oh , he 's not going to save you , messina , because i 'm not leaving till you tell me where you stashed my sister . [ scene_break ] blair : if asa stabbed you , i want him arrested . now , who did this , todd ? tell me . todd : where are the kids ? blair : they 're at home with ginger , and they 're fine , but i am worried sick about you . todd : i 'm fine . blair : you are not fine . asa could have killed you this time . todd : you think i 'm going to let him get the drop on me ? blair : well , somebody wants to hurt you , todd . and i swear , if it was asa , he is going to spend the rest of his life in prison . now -- ok , are you going to tell me what 's going on ? because if you do n't , i 'm going to -- todd : no , hold -- ow . blair : bo will get asa to talk . todd : it was n't asa . he 's not the one who stabbed me . blair : well , then who did it ? [ scene_break ] antonio : you can relax , layla . i 've already told jess all about you . jessica : i guess he forgot to mention the bra part . well -- so you 're evangeline 's sister ? layla : she got the brains and the body , and i got the winning personality . antonio : layla stayed with me while `` the killing club `` murderer was still out there . he had broken into evangeline 's apartment . i slept on the couch . layla : oh , please . every word out of his mouth was , `` jessica 's gone . i 'm worried about jessica . `` like he 'd ever look at me . not that i was trying to get him to look at me or anything . i 'm just glad you 're back so he can get some rest . jessica : thank you . layla : yeah . i hope he told you it was his idea for me to play myself off as you for that fashion job interview ? i never meant to crowd you . jessica : fashion job interview ? antonio : the one in new york . layla pretended to be you . layla : because we look so much alike , right ? jessica : right , right , new york . yeah , no , that 's ok , i completely understand . and thanks for being so upfront about what 's going on between the two of you . layla : nothing 's going on but the rent . he 's the boss and we 're just friends . antonio : layla , we 're right in the middle of something . layla : got it . i 'm out of here . good night , jessica . jessica : good night . layla : i 'm sorry . antonio : it 's ok . layla : oh , you have some contractors coming by capricorn tonight ? i can cover it for you if you 'd like . antonio : call me if you need me . layla : ok . antonio : i 'm sorry about that . jessica : do n't . do n't , please . you could 've slept with every waitress at capricorn after what i did when i was gone . antonio : well , that was tess , that was n't you . jessica : but it was my body and it affects us . it makes me sick to think of the kind of men that tess could 've been with . i just want to forget that any of them ever existed . [ scene_break ] nash : officer carlson , i 'm representing the woman whose purse was snatched at the restaurant a few days ago . ofc . carlson : oh , that actually turned out to be a false alarm . nash : yeah . well , unfortunately , my client is still quite upset , and she 'd like me to file suit against the man who frightened her and caused the disturbance . ofc . carlson : sue him ? for what ? nash : for -- uh -- intentional infliction of emotional distress . ofc . carlson : lawyers . look , that 's fine with me . that skell was bad news . nash : does this `` skell `` have a name ? ofc . carlson : todd manning . he was from somewhere in pennsylvania . nash : todd manning . ofc . carlson : looked like he had a lot of money . you know , screw him to the wall for i care . nash : i 'll do my best . thank you very much . ofc . carlson : bye - bye . nash : hmm . one step closer . todd manning , huh ? [ scene_break ] blair : if it was n't asa , then who stabbed you ? todd : i 'm an idiot . blair : what are you talking about ? todd : it was me . i stabbed myself . blair : are you kidding me ? todd : i know . ow . it was a freak accident . blair : what kind of freak accident ? todd : i got a flat tire on the way back from asa 's . and you know how the -- the trunk - support mechanism in my car has been giving me problems ? blair : yeah . todd : well , there was this old pair of shears in the trunk , the ones that i 've been meaning to get sharpened , and so i used them to prop open the trunk to reach for the spare tire , and as i was bringing the tire out , the shears slipped . and i went after them and they -- blair : todd -- todd : the trunk -- the trunk came down on top of me and the shears went into my stomach . blair : oh , how did you get to the hospital ? todd : i crawled . blair : you crawled ? todd : yes . well , i pulled the shears out before i knew what was going on , and next thing i know i 'm bleeding all over the place like a stuck pig . blair : oh , my god . todd : but , you know , i made it . no harm , no foul , right ? blair : you could have been killed . todd : but i was n't . blair : well , it sure made me a complete nervous wreck . todd : come here . nothing 's going to stand in our way . nothing 's going to come between us this time , ok , i promise . blair : i 'm going to go call the kids and let them know you 're all right . you get that damn trunk fixed first thing in the morning . todd : next time buy a ticket if you 're going to watch the show . spencer : i 'm just so impressed . you know , most men would be out for hours after experiencing the kind of trauma you just went through . and not one of them would be able to so effectively lie to his wife . [ scene_break ] rex : i need to talk to him . officer : sorry , kid . rex : look , it 's davis , right ? i need to ask him a few questions . ofc . davis : that 's tough . the commissioner and mc bain want first crack at him . rex : well , me and the commissioner are tight . i 'm like his personal project . ofc . davis : yeah , yeah , i know who you are . rex : then you know natty 's my sister . and i know you know her because she told me how she always hooks you up with that creamer you like , huh ? she takes care of all you guys down at the station . ofc . davis : yeah , she does , but -- rex : ok , well , this freak is one of the guys holding her . now , bo and john are out there looking for her right now , and he might tell me something that can help them find her . now , i 'll be good . i promise . just give me five minutes . for natalie . ofc . davis : you got two minutes . nick : hey , what are you doing ? oh , come on , you ca n't leave me in here with him ! look , i do n't know where she is . rex : maybe not , but i 'm betting you know something . nick : i do n't ! rex : do n't you get it , messina ? natalie could be running out of time ! now , i may have let jen down , but i am not going to sit back and let my sister die ! now , we are going to go over everything hayes ever said to you until i get what i want . got it ? [ scene_break ] john : if we did n't have bad luck , we would n't have any luck at all . evangeline : superstitions do n't scare us . but i do need to finish getting ready . love you . john : i hope this does n't bring up bad memories for you , me marrying evangeline . viki : i think of you as part of my family , john , the way you moved heaven and earth to bring natalie back to us ? john : if only i 'd gotten there sooner . i ca n't believe she gave up like that . if only natalie would 've fought harder . who knows how things would 've played out for us . [ scene_break ] jessica : i ca n't live like this . i mean , i 'm responsible for the things that tess does on some level , right ? all the men that she slept with , what she did to my mother -- antonio : that was n't you . jessica : what am i supposed to do ? i went to go and see a doctor . that did n't work . hypnosis failed miserably . i even had myself committed , and nothing has stopped tess so far . she could take over right now , antonio , and there is absolutely nothing that i can do about it . i just do n't know what to do anymore . antonio : we 'll figure it out . jessica : well , i have to get rid of her . i mean , forever . i have to get rid of her . antonio : what about your mom ? she beat her multiple personalities . she can do it , so can you . jessica : i mean , i 've tried everything else , right ? i do n't really have another choice . i -- i guess i have to tell her . my mom could be the only chance that i have left . what ? what 's wrong ? antonio : timing 's not good , honey . jessica : what ? is she in the hospital again ? antonio : no , that 's not it . jessica : well , i have to tell her about tess , antonio . i ca n't -- i ca n't sleep . every time i shut my eyes , i am terrified that she is going to take over . if my mom can help me -- she 's the strongest person that i know . if she holds the only key that we have to figure this out , then i have to tell her . antonio : will you listen to me for a sec ? jessica : ok , well , what happened when i was in new york ? what are you not telling me ? antonio : it 's not your mom . jessica : well , then why i ca n't tell her ? antonio : because you were n't the only daughter that she had missing . natalie 's missing , too . [ scene_break ] viki : you know that natalie has leaned on john quite a lot since cristian 's death . evangeline : i know she has . viki : and while i was very , very grateful that he was there for her , i know that it put a terrible strain on your relationship with him . evangeline : john and i had bigger problems than natalie . and honestly , i do n't know when i would have admitted that to myself if she had n't been in the picture . viki : i still think it was a lot of added pressure , you know ? and natalie can be so headstrong . evangeline : i do n't know that i would 've survived that kidnapping without her . viki : i wish -- evangeline : i know . i do , too . viki : she 's been alone for so long . you know , and the men who took her -- they 're in prison . they wo n't tell us where she is . they wo n't even tell us if she 's -- evangeline : natalie is alive . you said it yourself , she is too headstrong to quit . and she 's got john on her side . john 's going to find her . [ scene_break ] john : more than likely looking for a well or a mineshaft , something that would be similar to a basement , where she 'd be trapped but he could still see her . bo : hayes did n't get his kicks walking around a cave . now , he probably used something that was already there . john : a crevice or a depression . that 's why he needed the map , so he could find his way back . now , you guys know this terrain better than anyone . let 's limit our search to those specs . let 's go , fellows . what do you got ? officer : this was stuck to a bush on the eastern ridge . john : looks like the fabric we found on the dock . it 's natalie . [ scene_break ] viki : john , you really must not dwell on might have been . i think it was just too much for natalie . she lost her will to live . john : i never thought she 'd give up . viki : you have to let it go . life must go on . evangeline : i 'm ready . john : you look beautiful . i will see you at the altar , mrs. mc bain . john : goodbye . natalie : the hell with that . natalie : a brick . ugh ! natalie : i can climb out of here . i have to , to save my life . [ scene_break ] rex : what did hayes say after you brought evangeline back to that basement ? nick : you 're wasting your time , man . the guy was nuts . rex : what did he say ? nick : he kept going on about his master plan . he was freaking out about me leaving evidence around . rex : what kind of evidence ? nick : i do n't know . stuff . you know , like receipts for the cheerleading outfits one night he found some mud tracks in my car . he totally freaked out . rex : what kind of mud ? nick : red mud . i mean , he has a gun against my head and i realize he 's the one that tracked it in . it 's all over his shoes . rex : was that after you snatched up natalie ? nick : way after that . rex : was it after he jumped me ? nick : right around the same time , i think . rex : oh , my god , how do you not remember ? and why the hell did n't you try to stop him ? you know , i can see how he tricked you into killing julie . nick : i loved her . rex : oh , well , you could 've just sent a card . instead you ante up for kidnapping , torture , and murder . now , natalie could die because of you , son of a bitch ! ofc . davis : all right , balsom , that 's it . let 's go . [ scene_break ] todd : that 's funny , i 'm the one who 's doped up . you 're the one that 's delusional . spencer : oh , you ca n't keep anything from me , todd . we 're blood brothers now . todd : what does that mean ? spencer : well , you lost a lot of blood , you needed a transfusion fast , and guess who 's the same blood type . todd : can smarmy be transmitted through blood ? spencer : a simple thank - you would suffice . todd : listen , i did n't ask you for your blood , and i certainly did n't ask you to listen in on my conversation with my wife . spencer : well , you know , i was curious -- why did you lie to her ? todd : who said i lied to her ? spencer : well , then you must have lied to me when i found you bleeding profusely in the alleyway . todd : what exactly did i say ? spencer : just that someone named margaret stabbed you . todd : that 's not true . spencer : well , you must have been delirious , i suppose , huh ? todd : yeah . let 's go with that . spencer : you know , i could go get blair , bring her in here , see if she knows what you were trying to say . todd : ahem . good idea . spencer : all right . todd : wait a minute . all right , smart ass , you win . margaret stabbed me . spencer : and margaret is ? todd : do n't you read anything that is n't about you ? margaret is the psychopath who terrorized my family and threatened to kill blair . spencer : well , she almost killed you , too . todd : we 're talking about blair here . margaret locked her in a trunk , left her for dead . margaret threatened to kill my family , and for the last six months , blair has n't been able to stop looking over her shoulder . spencer : well , that would explain all the security around you two . todd : but blair 's just starting to come around now . and if she finds out margaret 's in town , she 'll lose it for good . spencer : well , you know , if this margaret woman 's so dangerous , should n't blair be warned ? todd : i 'll take care of margaret . this is none of your business . spencer : well , i 'll remember that the next time i find you mumbling semiconscious in an alleyway . todd : what else did i mumble ? margaret . margaret . she 's pregnant with my baby . [ scene_break ] nash : `` todd manning , pennsylvania . `` wow , there there 's a ton of stuff on this guy . going back years . `` children 's hospital . `` i hate him already . `` todd manning , football star at llanview university , was arrested last night for allegedly instigating the brutal gang rape of a university student . `` really ? so tess has a rapist stalking her . no wonder she hit the road . is that where you are , tess ? hmm ? did somebody drag you back to llanview ? [ scene_break ] viki : thank you so much for coming by . evangeline : yeah . jessica : mom . viki : jessica ! oh , my god , i 've been so worried about you ! jessica : i know , i know . i 'm ok , mom . i 'm so , so sorry . i did n't mean to upset you . viki : no . oh ! evangeline : i 'll get out of your hair . viki : no , no , no . evangeline : no , no , i 'll just check back in if i hear anything . viki : thank you . thank you so much for everything . evangeline : i 'm glad you 're back , jessica . viki : have you heard about natalie ? jessica : yes , yes , it 's going to be ok , mom . she will be fine , ok ? she 's not going to quit till she finds her way home . you know natalie . viki : yes , i do know natalie . oh , my god , i 'm so happy you 're home ! this is a good sign , you know ? you 're home . and then natalie will be , too . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] [ natalie grunts ] natalie : i want to live . i 'm not going to die in this hole . i -- i want to live . not going to die in this hole . i want to live . [ scene_break ] todd : it 's not a trick question , doc . what else did i say when i was out of it ? spencer : nothing . just kept repeating that someone named margaret stabbed you . todd : all right , blood brother , i need a favor . spencer : another one ? todd : yeah . you 're going to back me on my shear - in - the - trunk story , and you 're not going to say a word to blair about margaret . spencer : why would n't i do that ? todd : because i 'll yank your license in a heartbeat . there are laws out against you docs sharing personal medical information without consent . right ? i 'm your patient . you do n't have my consent . hey . blair : hey . todd : how are the kids ? blair : oh , they 're fine . how are you ? todd : i 'm very good . the doctor is taking very good care of me . blair : when i heard that you were in the hospital , todd , you know , i -- todd : i know , i know . but i 'm ok . i 'm ok . everything 's going to be all right . next time i 'll get a tow truck . ow . blair : you know , here he is , laid up in a hospital and cracking jokes . that 's my todd . spencer : yeah , he 's probably just embarrassed , you know ? we do n't get a lot of self - inflicted tire - changing wounds in here . [ scene_break ] bo : take us to where you found this . [ phone rings ] john : go ahead , i 'll catch up . bo : ok . john : mc bain . rex : yeah , john , it 's rex . john : we have n't found her . i 'll call you when we do . rex : look , i 'm at the hospital . i just talked to messina . john : who the hell let you in there ? rex : i think i got something that can help you find natty . do you want it or not ? john : what is it ? rex : all right , messina said that hayes was tracking red mud all over the place , right around the time that he took me and dumped natalie . so i 'm thinking , you know , maybe there 's an area up there that -- john : yeah , that 's -- that 's good . that might be something . is there anything else ? rex : no , but i can go back in if -- john : stay away from messina . we 've got it from here . hey , jack ? hey , look , i 'm looking for an area where there might be red clay or red dirt . is there anyplace like that in this quadrant ? jack : that 's red rocks . it 's over that way . john : red rocks . all right , tell you what , you take your team , you back up the commissioner , all right ? i want every inch where that piece of fabric was found searched . got it ? thanks . [ scene_break ] [ natalie grunts ] [ scene_break ] spencer : i 'll leave you two alone . blair : look , thank you so much for everything that you did for us . you know , you needed a blood transfusion and the good doctor shared a little of his with you . did you know that ? todd : i know . i ca n't wait to see the bill . blair : there you go . he 's joking again . spencer : yeah . todd : no , i -- i know exactly what the doctor 's done for me . [ scene_break ] nash : todd manning is never going to know what hit him . i 'm coming to get you , tess . just hold on . if you 're in llanview , i 'm going to find you . [ scene_break ] viki : i still ca n't believe you 're back . but , honey , where have you been ? todd would n't tell me a thing . jessica : i -- i just needed to get away for a little while and be by myself , you know , get my head together . viki : did it work ? are you feeling better ? jessica : oh , yeah . mom , everything 's fine , and the last thing that i want you to do is worry about me . viki : oh , my god , i 'm so happy you 're home . oh . [ scene_break ] john : natalie ? is that you ? natalie : john ? john : natalie ! natalie ! natalie ! [ next_on ] marcie : why are you so nice to me ? hugh : why do you think i should n't be ? antonio : we 're going to beat tess . jessica : i hope you 're right . evangeline : natalie and john clearly have things to work out . rex : all right , they can see her ? can they see natalie ? bo : shut up ! john : we got to get her out . she 's buried . we got to get her out right now !
layla , along with antonio tries to explain to jessica why her bra was in antonio 's apartment , and how it had come to be there in the first place . blair questions todd as to who had done this to him , and he lies as usual as to how it had happened . rex visits nick against the officers orders , but he gains some useful information from him . he calls john , and gives him the information . john goes looking for natalie , and finds her , just as there is a rock slide . jessica visits vikki which relieves vikki that at least one of her daughters are fine .
todd : extra , extra , read all about it ! here you go , ma'am -- happy birthday . lindsay : it 's not my birthday . todd : well it is now -- that 's free . here you , go , rex -- learn how to read . rex : whoa . how come todd 's out for his sister 's blood ? [ scene_break ] natalie : morning , mom . viki : morning , sweetheart . you want some breakfast ? natalie : um -- yeah , sure . are you ok ? viki : yes . why would n't i be ? natalie : well , you lost $ 10 million last night , mom . viki : no , i -- i did not lose $ 10 million . i donated it , to a very worthy cause , at your event . natalie : because dorian goaded you into it . [ viki sighs ] jessica : mom , i am sorry . i had absolutely nothing to do with this morning 's headline . viki : what headline ? jessica : you mean you did n't see `` the sun `` ? viki : no . jessica : oh , then never mind . it 's not a big deal . i -- [ scene_break ] dorian : ha - ha ! , well , the front page of this paper is going up on the refrigerator . [ dorian chuckles ] blair : let me see it . dorian : oh . blair : oh , i ca n't believe todd would do that . dorian : after all the things that todd has done , you -- you do n't believe that he has done this ? blair : but that 's his sister , he loves her . dorian : oh , oh , i could kiss him for this . ah . [ scene_break ] clint : hey , morning , bo . bo : good ride ? clint : oh , it was a great ride . i 'm back in the habit of riding in the morning before work . pa said it always cleared his head , which it does . you should try it . can you believe he still has that old hat after all these years ? bo : pa 's the reason i 'm here , clint . look , i ca n't avoid this any longer . i 'm going to have to arrest him . [ scene_break ] renee : good morning , everyone . nora : hey -- look at you , all ready to go . renee : oh , good luck getting asa up this morning . i did n't want to disturb him . he did n't even move when i got up . nigel : i 'm equal to the challenge . nora : nigel is equipped with a cattle prod for the really big bulls . [ renee chuckles ] matthew : do you want me to go in for some backup ? nigel : too risky . if i 'm not back in 10 minutes , call 911 . [ nora laughs ] renee : oh , it 's so wonderful to have the two of you here . if asa had his way , you would never leave . nora : thank you , renee . we both feel very at home here . renee : ah . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] nigel : sir ? time to rise and shine . the nikkei is up , so that should put you in a good mood . sir ? sir ? nigel : oh , sir . [ scene_break ] natalie : i ca n't believe todd did this . viki : sweetheart , i told you what he 's like when he feels betrayed . he 's just trying to get back at me . jessica : huh . todd : there she is . viki : oh . todd : free paper , viki ? i know you 're a little short on cash at the moment . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , my god ! langston : well , that 's harsh . starr : yeah , no kidding . did dad do this ? dorian : yes . is n't it wonderful ? starr : no , it is not wonderful . if it was n't for aunt viki , cole and i would 've never gotten back together . [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , you want to go fishing with me later ? my grandpa said we can use some gear . my dad has never even touched his gear . cole : yeah , sure . sounds like fun . let 's go for it . nora : oh . renee : did you get the old bear out of bed ? nora : it 's not like asa to sleep this long , is it ? nigel : no , it 's not like him at all . renee : nigel , what is it ? nigel : mr. buchanan is -- renee : nigel ? nora : mr. buchanan is what , nigel ? [ scene_break ] clint : i thought we agreed to look the other way about what pa did . bo : what he did was order a hit on spencer truman . clint : which never came to fruition . bo : that does n't matter , clint . come on ! how am i supposed to call myself the commissioner of police when i give him a pass ? clint : i 'm as upset with pa as you are . bo : ah -- you know what ? you do n't seem to be having too tough a time with all of this . clint : well , i thought it was settled . i mean , what are you doing ? what good is it going to do to dwell on this ? bo : how can you not dwell on it ? it 's not right , ok ? he arranged to have truman murdered . he intended for that to happen . marty saybrooke is sitting in jail right now for that crime . clint : one big difference . bo : what ? clint : she actually killed the guy . bo : oh -- so what do i say to her kid , huh ? `` the law applies to your mom , but not to my dad `` -- no , come on . it 's not right ! clint : all right , let 's talk about what 's right . bo : ah . clint : what do you think you 're doing , huh ? at pa 's age , with his health as bad as it is , he would n't last a day in prison -- you know it . bo : hey , nora . what ? what is it -- something wrong ? nora : something 's happened . bo : what ? nora : it 's your pa . nora : he -- his heart stopped . he died in his sleep , so he did n't suffer . [ scene_break ] matthew : i ca n't believe that was my grandpa 's body . he looked so -- little . nigel : his spirit was what made him big . [ scene_break ] dorian : i also helped starr . viki is n't the only one that uses her power for good . someday i 'll tell you the whole story , over pedicures . langston : am i missing something ? starr : i told you that my aunt dorian and aunt viki are mortal enemies , right ? langston : right . um -- ok . well , i 'm going to go . thank you . starr : why ? blair : you ca n't leave -- wait -- no , there 's breakfast here , come on . you need to have something to eat . langston : no , i -- i really should go , but thank you . dorian : at least take a croissant for the road . langston : thanks , dr. lord . i 'll give this back to you tomorrow , ok , starr ? starr : oh , yeah , do n't worry about it . i 'll talk to you later . langston : bye , sweetie . dorian : i 'm worried about that girl . do you get the feeling she 's neglected ? cole : hey . starr : hey . cole : good morning . blair : good morning . starr : ooh . cole : hey , listen , sorry for barging in so early in the morning . i just felt really out of place at the buchanan 's . starr : it 's ok . cole : asa just died . he had a heart attack in his sleep . starr : oh , my god . dorian : poor clint . i better get dressed and go to him . i 'll have the car and driver take me . blair ? why are you so upset ? i thought you loathed asa . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] natalie : what do you think you 're doing ? todd : having something to eat . viki : hello ? natalie : get out of here . you 're a traitor -- no food . viki : oh , clint , good morning . what can i do for you ? oh , no , the -- the girls are actually both here with me . yes , i 'll call kevin and joey right away . oh , clint , i 'm so , so sorry . if there 's anything i can do , please call . jessica : what happened ? viki : it 's asa . your grandfather passed away last night , in his sleep . todd : huh . this day just keeps getting better and better . natalie : get out . get out ! todd : all right . you and i are not done . viki : i 'm quite sure we 're not . oh . i have to call your brothers . natalie : i ca n't believe grandpa 's gone . viki : kevin , darling , hi . it 's -- it 's mom . is -- is joey with you by any chance ? [ scene_break ] clint : cord , it 's your father . i have some bad news . [ scene_break ] nora : i 'm going to go check on renee . bo : this is commissioner buchanan . asa : what i meant to say , matthew -- i love you . matthew : i love you , too , grandpa . [ scene_break ] clint : well , when you know your plans , you give nigel a call because he 's running point at this end . i love you , too , son . [ knock on door ] clint : sarah . i was just talking with your father . sarah : oh -- what ? plotting new ways to keep my money away from me ? clint : no . sarah : yeah , well , i did n't come here to see you anyway . i want to talk to asa . clint : you ca n't . sarah : you ca n't keep me away from him . clint : sarah , you do n't understand . sarah : oh , i totally understand . you 're afraid that asa 's going to give me my money back and you wo n't be able to hold me hostage in dullsville , p - a , anymore . clint : asa 's died . sarah : what ? clint : last night , your great - grandfather passed away in his sleep . nigel found him just a little while ago . sarah : oh , my god . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] waitress : may i help you ? bo : yes , please . just coffee , thanks . rex : bo ? bo : hey . morning , balsom . rex : i just heard . i wanted to come over yesterday , but i thought i 'd give you some space . you ok ? bo : yeah , i 'm fine . rex : really ? bo : really . my father lived a long and very prosperous life , i -- he died in his sleep , very peacefully so -- i 'm fine . rex : ok . how 's matthew ? bo : this is really tough on matthew because he worshipped his grandfather . rex : sure . the guy was a legend . bo : yeah . he was bigger than life . thank you . waitress : mm - hmm . rex : i never knew my father . he was nothing like asa , obviously . actually , roxy said he was pretty despicable . but , still , i wish i 'd known him . bo : yeah . asa buchanan was no saint . you know something , balsom ? i was right on the verge of having to arrest him on a felony charge , right before he died . rex : that must 've been hard . bo : no , that was life with asa . rex : still , it was a bad position for you to be in . bo : he did it to himself . rex : i know how much he meant to you . i mean , he 's your father . bo : i got to go . his funeral 's in a couple of hours . rex : i 'll be there . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair ? be honest with me -- what do you think ? ah . double strand pearls -- perfect , right ? but -- but the hat ? darling , is the brim too big -- i 'm asking for help here . blair : you look fabulous , dorian . dorian : thank you -- i tried . [ dorian chuckles ] dorian : honey , what 's wrong ? you have been moping since yesterday . blair : i 'm not moping -- i 'm reading . did you know that asa bought his first oil well at 22 ? dorian : i 'm only reading my favorite paper these days -- `` the sun . `` i ca n't say this to clint , but i 'll tell you , i can not wait to see what fitting tribute todd has thought up for asa . oh . [ scene_break ] asa 's voice : you have no idea how great it feels to be home , to see your beautiful face and your sister 's . natalie : hmm . just when i thought i understood todd , he goes and does something like this . i thought he was going to go for the jugular . jessica : i think he did it for me . natalie : well , he did n't do it for me -- that 's for sure . he hates my guts . jessica : well , i love you . natalie : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] nora : oh , i 'll get it , i 'll get it , i 'll get it . nora : i ca n't believe it 's actually you . [ scene_break ] minister 's voice : to love and to cherish , until death do us part . asa : to love and cherish , till death do us part . [ knock on door ] nigel : it 's nigel , madam . renee : oh . come in , nigel . nigel : i just wanted to see if you needed anything . renee : oh . asa 's the only person who ever saw me without my makeup . hmm . he loved me in spite of my flaws . nigel : if you have any flaws , i 've yet to encounter them , ma'am . renee : you are such a sweet man , nigel smythe . asa was so lucky to have you . nigel : and i him . renee : how are we going to do without him ? nigel : i honestly do n't know . [ knock on door ] nora : renee ? i know you did n't want to be disturbed or interrupted , but there 's someone here who really wants to see you . renee : i 'm -- i 'm not ready . oh , max . you came . max : of course i did . renee : oh . oh , thank you . [ renee cries ] [ scene_break ] viki : how are you doing ? clint : i 'm fine . viki : good . clint : uh -- look , about this fiasco with the $ 10 million -- why do n't you let me kick in half ? viki : that 's not necessary . clint : i know , but it was dorian 's fault . viki : fine -- let her kick in half . clint : can you really spare 10 million ? viki : my financial situation really none of your concern . clint : i 'm not asking for your tax return , you know . viki : oh -- oh , here they come . [ somber music plays ] [ scene_break ] blair : what are you doing here ? todd : oh , hey , you put it up . blair : dorian did . todd : i love dorian . blair : what do you want ? todd : i wanted to show you that i have n't gone soft in my old age . blair : are you referring to this ? todd : uh - huh . i did that for jessica . ahem . you should have seen her face when she heard the news . blair : todd , it 's her granddaddy . todd : yeah , i know . that 's why i switched the headline in the last minute . `` finally `` -- is n't that perfect ? blair : yeah , it 's just hilarious . todd : what 's the matter with you ? blair : you know , todd , a man is dead . excuse me if i 'm not dancing out in the streets . todd : come on , you hated asa even more than i did . he tried to kill you , for god 's sake . you hit him over the head with a candlestick . blair : i 'm fully aware of everything that he did to us , and vice versa . todd : well , so what 's with this sympathy ? blair : i do n't know . it 's just -- how i feel . todd : where are you going ? blair : to pay my respects . [ scene_break ] priest : `` do not let your hearts be troubled . trust in god . in our father 's house , there are many rooms . i 'm going there to prepare a place for you . then i will return to take you with me so that you also may be where i am . `` [ scene_break ] viki : joe would have been very , very proud of how his two sons turned out . kevin : well , at least he did n't have to bury two sons . i would n't wish that on anyone . i 'm going to go see their graves while i 'm here . i 'll see you back at the house . joey : hey . he 'll be ok . viki : oh . how are you ? i have n't heard much from you the past couple of months . is everything all right ? joey : yeah , everything 's -- everything 's good . london 's great . viki : joey , i think about you about a million times every day . i wonder what you 're doing . joey : i think about you , too , mom . viki : sweetheart , do me a favor , please . i do n't want kevin to be alone right now . would you go be with him ? joey : yeah , of course . viki : thanks . joey : um , it 's good to see you again , mom . viki : oh , honey -- it 's good to see you , too . viki : oh . viki : whew . [ scene_break ] bo : ay -- clint : you ok ? you 've barely said a word since yesterday . bo : ahem , i guess i do n't have all that much to say . cord : max . max : hey , cordero . hey . oh , you look so good . cord : so do you , man . max : how 's london treating you ? cord : it 's great . i 'm having a great time . a cowboy in london , huh ? go figure . max : yeah . cord : how 's argentina ? max : hmm . blair : well , well , well . flip a coin , boys , and see who gets to hug me first . asa 's voice : you harlot ! how hard up can you be , crawling on your belly back to that lunatic manning ? blair 's voice : get out of my way , asa . i mean it , asa ! get out of my way ! asa 's voice : hey , hey ! wo n't do you any good . you 're finally going to get what 's coming to you . max : you 'd better be careful . security 's checking bags at the door . blair : huh . what do you think , i 'm going to steal asa 's pen ? max : i would n't put it past you . blair : come on . asa 's probably got his name on everything in here . you know how he likes to mark things . and people . max : you know what he said about you ? blair : oh , besides calling me a she - devil all the time ? max : yeah , that , too . no , he always said , `` blair cramer -- women , watch your backs , men , watch your wallets . `` blair : yeah . [ scene_break ] nora : what 's going on with him ? clint : i 'm not exactly sure . cord : sarah ? excuse me . clint : i 'll go . dorian : they 'll be fine . nora : yeah . dorian : maybe i 'm hallucinating , but i thought i saw blair come in a little while ago , so excuse me . i 'm going to go look for her . nora : yeah . [ scene_break ] asa : i need somebody , and you 're looking . you can come back to work . with a raise , of course . a small raise . nigel : very kind . i shall take it under advisement , mr. buchanan . it 's the last thing i ever expected . asa : well , yeah , that 's me . you can never tell what i 'm going to do next . viki : nigel , how are you holding up ? nigel : we soldier on , mrs. davidson . viki : i wish we did n't have to be quite so formal . do you think that you could call me -- nigel : you know i ca n't do that , mrs. davidson . viki : no , i suppose not . anything i can do to help you ? nigel : no , i do n't want to impose . viki : oh , please , please . anything rather than just sit there and think about how sad we all are . nigel : there is some very special champagne mr. buchanan bought for this occasion . he made me swear to serve it on the day we buried him . it 's downstairs in the wine cellar . viki : well , if it 's that special , i think i can find it . let me get it . thank you . [ scene_break ] joey : i ca n't deal with this now . look , we 'll talk later . thank you . dorian : joe ? joey : hello , dorian . dorian : you 're looking well . joey : well , thank you . and you look beautiful , as always . dorian : thank you . i 'm sorry about your grandfather . joey : that 's very kind . dorian : it 's hard to lose someone you care about . joey : it certainly is . dorian : i assume you 've heard about your father and me . joey : i have . what can i say ? and i hope he makes you very happy . dorian : he does . very much . joey : well , i 'm glad . do you -- do you ever think about us ? dorian : from time to time . and you ? joey : what do you think ? kevin : whoa . sorry to interrupt . dorian : no , you 're not interrupting anything . once again , my condolences on your grandfather . joey : do n't say it . do n't say it . kevin : oh -- joey : do n't . do n't even say it . [ scene_break ] [ horses whinny ] asa 's voice : the only way i 'm going with you is in chains . go ahead , judas , shackle your pa . [ scene_break ] asa 's voice : i 'll be watching you , manning . and if i see anything rising like a tiny speck of dirt against any buchanan , i 'm going to have you shipped to texas , one - way trip . you got me ? i should have done it years ago . blair : i -- i hated asa . and he hated me . and i know i should probably be happy . but i just feel so bad for him . god , what 's wrong with me , max ? max : nothing . you just have a very big heart . blair : yeah . max : it 's one of the things i love most about you . [ scene_break ] cord : sarah , honey , what 's going on ? why 'd you run away like that ? sarah : i do n't deserve to be down there with everyone else . not after what i did . [ scene_break ] joey : there they are . natalie : hey . joey : ah , just in time for a toast . natalie : oh , you 're a genius . jessica : i ca n't drink , remember ? kevin : oh , i got you covered . here you go . jessica : thank you . kevin : to grandpa . joey : to grandpa . jessica : to grandpa . natalie : to grandpa . jessica : hmm . [ scene_break ] nora : oh . no , thank you , nigel . i mean , they look delicious . i 'm just -- not particularly hungry , which is saying a lot for me . nigel : if you will excuse me -- nora : i do n't know what matthew and i would do without you . i really do n't . asa : oh , you 'd do just fine . let me tell you something . you are the toughest woman i know . lindsay : nora ? nora : lindsay . what are you doing here ? lindsay : i came to check on bo . rex was very concerned about him . [ scene_break ] bo : here 's to you , pa. congratulations . you screwed over the world , and got away with it again . [ bo coughs ] bo : ahem . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] alex : oh , renee ! how could this have happened ? how could god have taken our big cowboy away from us ? oh . [ scene_break ] viki : i am very , very grateful to be alive , but i also understand better than i ever did before that someday , it 'll be too late for second chances . asa : well , i say live life like you 're going to be around forever . dorian : blair ? blair , are you in there ? viki . [ door slams shut ] dorian : i think it 's locked . we 're locked in ! viki : what else is new ? [ next_on ] clint : why are you so angry at pa ? natalie : i want to hear all about your love life , so spill it , come on . matthew : grandma , who is this ? max : i just do n't want to lose you , not again . dorian : maybe the universe meant for us to have it out once and for all .
the death of asa buchanan
david : hello , gorgeous . mandy : where 's my money ? david : mandy , i thought you came and you gave without taking . mandy : i take cash , david , now . [ scene_break ] dorian : the city council will take my lead on the name . clint : i want it in writing -- '' buchanan field . `` and i want it now . mandy and clint : i 'm sick of pretending we 're lovers just to stick it to -- clint : vickers . [ scene_break ] mandy : dorian . i want what you owe me . [ scene_break ] clint : i want longhorns . dorian : what ? clint : buchanan field should have good old longhorns sticking out above the stadium entrance . [ scene_break ] mandy : it 's time to pay up . [ scene_break ] clint : it is payday . [ scene_break ] dani : was this , like , your place ? you and mom ? todd : rodi 's ? no . dani : did you have a place ? todd : no , wherever we were , really . not here very often . dani : yeah , me , neither . todd : but this will do for you and me , right ? dani : oh , yeah . yeah , it 's great . no reminders . awesome . [ scene_break ] téa : the hospice is beautiful , greg . thank you . greg : well , it 's a little off the beaten path , but they 're good at what they do . how do you feel ? téa : oh , i 'm pretty tired . it 's a long trip . shaun : you wanted to lose mr. manning 's tail . téa : did we ? are you sure todd ca n't track me down ? [ scene_break ] dani : i ca n't decide . todd : order everything . you can decide later . hi . ahem . did you find téa ? [ scene_break ] eli : hey . blair : eli , hey . why are you coming in the back way ? eli : oh , just wanted to make sure you were here . you want a drink ? blair : no , i 'm good . who are you avoiding ? eli : right now , anyone who is n't you . blair : why ? what 's wrong ? eli : john mcbain . [ scene_break ] john : oh , hannah , i do n't think you tried to kill yourself . hannah : i o.d . 'd . john : i talked to the doctor . he told me when you took the pills . hannah : after rounds . john : and visiting hours . did you have a visitor ? hannah : i do n't remember much of the day . john : do you know how close you came to dying ? hannah : not close enough . john : so now you 're talking like you have to die and you do n't . i can help you , if you let me . [ scene_break ] natalie : hmm . looks like jessica 's making plans for your baby . brody : are you making plans for our baby ? natalie : do n't . this is john 's baby and that is the only way to look at it . brody : what if it 's mine ? viki : natalie ? finally ! natalie : hi , mom ! viki : hi , sweetheart . natalie : how was your trip ? viki : oh , it was perfect , sweetheart . just the two of us , and far away from all that david and dorian foolishness . natalie : that sounds great . viki : it was . what are you up to ? oh , you are bonding over the baby . natalie : heh . [ scene_break ] jessica : we had sex , did n't we ? ford : again ? jessica : and i 'm going to keep on asking you until you tell me . ford : i told you over and over -- jessica : you got tested for hepatitis c. a nurse told me . ford : wait , somebody at the hospital gave you my personal information ? jessica : no . you just did . [ scene_break ] dorian : i 'll look into the livestock request . [ scene_break ] david : you 'll get your money . [ scene_break ] dorian : i can assure you , you will get your stadium . clint : when ? [ scene_break ] mandy : how much longer ? [ scene_break ] dorian : soon . [ scene_break ] david : do n't worry , i have a plan . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] dorian : got to go . [ scene_break ] david : got to go . [ scene_break ] dorian : mandy ? do come in . mandy : did you call me about david ? because you ca n't have him back . he 's deeply in love with me . dorian : oh , please . i know that david is paying you to work me . i also know the two of you are not in love . [ scene_break ] david : cards on the table -- i want you to admit it . you and dorian are n't really in love . clint : why would i do that ? david : well , i 'll let you know what happened to your stripper / assistant / ex- real housewife of llanview . [ scene_break ] dani : you sent someone after mom ? todd : hell , yeah . so where is she ? man : i lost them . todd : them ? what do you mean ? she 's got someone helping her ? who ? man : i do n't know . they must be real pros . [ scene_break ] shaun : i lost that chump in 3 moves . téa : todd hired a chump ? shaun : do n't get me wrong . the guy was good . téa : but you 're better . shaun : i would n't let you down , ms. manning , but you just ran from your daughter and your husband . greg : téa made a hard choice , but thanks for helping out . shaun : ms. manning , it 's none of my business , but if i were going to meet my maker , i 'd want destiny , vivian , my family -- i 'd want all of them right next to me . [ scene_break ] ford : how did you find out i got tested ? jessica : you just told me . ford : well , you knew to ask , so i 'm assuming -- jessica : who cares , ford ? it does n't matter how i know , it just matters that we had sex ! ford : i never said that . jessica : you lied to me , you lied to brody , you lied to kelly . i saw your face ! you did n't even blink ! ford : so it was a setup ? jessica : i knew if we had sex , that you would go get tested for hepatitis c , and you did . so please , tell me -- did we have sex ? ford : yes . well , what are you going to do now , go run and tell your boyfriend ? [ scene_break ] viki : jessica told me about the baby and the engage -- well , actually , no . david blurted it out , but we 're going to try and forget about that . brody : well , i hope you approve . viki : oh , brody , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , so completely . we are so lucky to have you in the family . congratulations . oh , i should warn you , though . i want a houseful of grandchildren , okay ? [ brody laughs ] viki : congratulations . is n't it wonderful ? natalie : yes , it 's perfect , just the way it should be . viki : you know , who 'd have thought that we 'd be saying this even a few months ago ? natalie : mm - hmm . viki : i guess you did , because you never gave up on jessica , not for a minute . thank you for that . brody : oh , it was n't hard . it 's what i wanted . viki : well , unfortunately , those two things do n't always go together . thank you so much for sticking with our girl . oh ... [ scene_break ] john : it seems your memory 's coming back . so what do you say we start from the beginning ? hannah : why are you doing this ? john : hannah , i just want to try to understand why you 'd want to kill yourself . hannah : you know what i 've done . i attacked ford . i pushed your girlfriend down the stairs and i killed your baby . you should want me dead , too . john : but you were adamant to me you did n't commit either of those crimes . and here you are confessing to it all over again . hannah : it feels good to come clean . john : is that what eli said ? hannah : yeah . john : your lawyer told you to confess ? hannah : he said it would make things easier . john : what else did eli tell you ? did he tell you killing yourself was the only way out ? [ scene_break ] blair : so , what is going on with you and john ? eli : nothing . he 's just doing his job . blair : eli , that 's never bothered you before . eli : you know what , blair ? it 's actually always bothered me . i 'm a defense attorney . john mcbain is the other team . blair : okay . okay , time out . you do not get to do this . eli : what am i doing ? blair : i 'm going to be your wife very soon , and i need to know what 's bothering you . eli , come on , i can tell that something 's bothering you . what is it ? eli : okay . i went to st. ann 's to visit hannah . she tried to kill herself last night . blair : that 's awful . eli : it 's okay . blair : that 's sad . eli : she 's fine . they found her in time . but i just wanted to go in and talk to her , give her a pep talk , let her know that no matter what she did , life is worth living . but john mcbain would n't have any of that . blair : what do you mean , he would n't have any of that ? eli : he would n't let me go in the room to talk to my own client . he -- then he started giving me a line of questioning about my last visit . he was treating me like a criminal ! blair 's voice : and since when did my aunt melinda 's death become a murder ? john 's voice : when corpses started showing up every time someone asked a question about her . blair 's voice : well , that 's just kelly 's conspiracy theory . why did you buy into it ? john 's voice : do you hear the words coming out of my mouth ? eli : i do n't know why john mcbain is all over me , but ... blair : i do . eli : really ? blair : i know exactly why john 's all over your case . [ scene_break ] david : why did you go along with dorian ? what does she have that you want ? clint : oh , dorian is the whole package . david : yeah , and she 's ticking . clint : you 're so jealous , you reek . david : i 'm a little concerned about you , uncle clint . clint : yeah , concerned enough to dangle information in front of my face about my ex - wife ? well , i 've come to the conclusion you do n't have it . david : oh , i do . clint : show me . david : see , you do want the stripper . you do n't love dorian . clint : no , you tell me about kimberly . how did you get her to leave ? david : you do n't love dorian . clint : david , tell me . david : all right , all right . first , you got to promise you 're not going to kill me . [ scene_break ] dorian : why are you pretending to be in love with david ? mandy : pretending ? have you seen that body ? dorian : there 's no way that david could afford your rate , not 24 hours a day . mandy : we 're in love . dorian : even with a bulk discount , he ca n't afford you . mandy : david and me are forever . like those diamonds of yours that turned green , you 're so jealous . dorian : these are emeralds . mandy : gorgeous . they 'd look even better on me . dorian : you want them ? they come with a price . mandy : you can have david all to yourself . dorian : oh , he 's the last thing i want . mandy : so what 's the catch ? [ scene_break ] jessica : why did you lie to me ? ford : i do n't know -- i did n't want your navy seal cop boyfriend to come and kill me . for all i knew , you 'd tell everyone it was rape . jessica : you lied to kelly . ford : well , i -- i had my story . no reason to change it . jessica : you should n't have lied . ford : look , i already had one crazy dude bash my head in . i did n't need someone else chasing me around town . jessica : a dude ? i -- i thought it was hannah o'connor . [ scene_break ] hannah : that 's crazy . no lawyer would say `` kill yourself . `` john : agreed . no lawyer should . hannah : eli had nothing to do with ... with what i did . [ john sighs ] john : suicide attempt -- that 's -- that 's what it looked like . hannah : leave me alone . john : if it 's not what it looked like , then we can help you . hannah : no , you ca n't . john : you wanted to tell someone , did n't you ? you wanted to tell cole . he told me you called him . hannah : that was stupid . i do n't know what i was thinking . john : yeah ? well , it 's a smart move . you think keeping quiet 's helping ? hannah : i 'm tired . john : cole told me you had something important to tell him , and then you shut up the minute eli walked in the room . hannah : i 'm going to sleep ! john : if you are afraid of eli -- if you never want to see him again , you do n't have to . whatever he is holding over you , whatever he is threatening you with -- hannah : it 's not me . i 'm not the one eli 's threatened . [ scene_break ] eli : you know why john mcbain is treating me like a criminal ? blair : yeah , i do . eli : would you care to tell me ? blair : it 's idiotic . eli : well , i could use a good laugh right now . blair : it 's not funny . eli : tell me , blair . you just said we 're getting married . we do n't hide things from each other . blair : okay , okay . it ... happens to be about kelly , actually . she convinced john that you 're some kind of criminal . [ eli scoffs ] eli : i do n't even know what to say . that 's -- that 's beyond ridiculous . blair : i know . eli : what exactly is it that kelly thinks i did ? blair : oh ... she thinks that you played some part in her mother 's murder . [ scene_break ] greg : téa 's doing a brave thing . she 's sparing her family -- her husband and daughter -- a lot of pain . you 'd do the same for your family . shaun : i 'm sure you would . greg : i 'll be here with her every step of the way . téa : i still ca n't believe you 're going to do that for me , greg . greg : i would n't leave you here alone . téa : thank you . greg : of course . [ shaun sighs ] greg : i 'm going to go finish checking you in , okay ? introduce myself to the doctors on staff . shaun , would you stay and help her get settled ? shaun : sure . greg : thanks . shaun : does it make it better ? having my brother here ? téa : well , he 's a professional . he wo n't be hurt or get upset by anything that happens or anything i become . shaun : can i help you unpack ? téa : you know , i did n't know how to pack for my own death . i went with lounge wear . shaun : you 're still funny . téa : ha ha . for today . shaun : the grounds are beautiful . you can even hear the surf . téa : dani misses the ocean . she 'd love it here . shaun : then call them . tell them where you are . [ scene_break ] todd : you lost her in indiana ? it 's next door , man . man : actually , ohio is next door . todd : no , that 's like losing her across the street . apparently , you did n't remember how important this was to us . all right , well , just give me their destination and i 'll take care of it from here . man : i do n't know where they were going . they booked multiple tickets and -- todd : okay , you 're fired . get lost yourself . get lost in indiana . dani : you 're brutal . todd : you better believe it . dani : look , i thought you said we had to let mom go . you talked me into this . todd : mm - hmm . dani : you said we had to love her enough to give her what she wanted . todd : yeah , i did n't want to fight her . i just thought if we went along with her ... dani : that she 'd let her guard down and she 'd be easier to trail . only , she was n't . todd : i wonder who she 's using . dani : mom knew you were playing her , so she hired someone to throw you off track ? todd : yeah , that 's how we roll . dani : you do n't trust each other . todd : we trust that we 're not going to give up on each other . dani : so what 's our next move ? we have to find her . [ scene_break ] jessica : what dude hit you ? ford : or fruitcake or psycho -- whatever hannah is . jessica : i ca n't believe i ever let you touch me . ford : you did , and you consented . do n't you forget it . you begged me . jessica : did we use a condom ? tell me that we used a condom . oh , no . ford : i -- you did n't say anything . i figured you had birth control covered . jessica : really ? ford : i do n't know . you were going off about some mitch guy doing you , so -- look , i 'm sorry , okay ? i 'm sorry . is that what you want ? i 'm sorry this whole thing happened . jessica : that 's not going to help . ford : look , it was one time . you do n't even remember , and you 're back with your -- your navy seal boyfriend . it 's over . jessica : no . it 's not . ford : well , it 's not cheating if you do n't even remem -- jessica : i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] viki : so , we are going to have to start planning . so have you and jessie decided what kind of a wedding you want ? brody : oh , we do n't -- we do n't need much . viki : oh , bite your tongue . sweetheart , what do you think ? it 's got be at least two showers , right ? one for the wedding , one for the baby . natalie : definitely at least two . viki : you okay , honey ? you look a little pale . natalie : yeah , i 'm good . viki : really ? now that i think of it , before we left on vacation , you were n't feeling all that well , were you ? natalie : yeah . i was n't -- i was n't sick . viki : no , it was that whole business about david 's muffins , was n't it ? but then , of course ... with jessie , it was -- it was because of the baby . so what was wrong with you ? natalie : you 're not going to believe it . viki : try me . natalie : i 'm pregnant , too . [ scene_break ] eli : i never even met melinda cramer . blair : i know . eli : so the idea that i would want her dead does n't make any sense . what 's kelly thinking ? blair : not you , actually . a guy named bennett thompson that kelly says is you . eli : oh . oh . that is wild . blair : yeah . believe me , you are a lot calmer than i was when i heard . i mean , when she was going on about you being this murderer , i thought , `` what -- kelly , what are you talking about ? you 're talking about my eli as being some sociopathic murderer ? `` eli : this is why we did n't elope and go to vegas , is n't it ? blair : well , it 's one of the reasons . but yeah , that 's -- that 's why kelly stopped us . but you know what ? i can think of many reasons why we wanted to wait for a real wedding . eli : blair , do you believe kelly ? [ scene_break ] john : who did clarke threaten ? hannah : i need to rest . john : was it cole ? hannah : leave this alone , please . john : if cole 's in danger , i ca n't leave it alone , and neither can you . hannah : it 'll be okay . john : you know , if you want to stop clarke , you need to help me . i can put him away , but not without evidence . hannah : well , there is n't any . john : well , there 's you . we can get there . but i need your help , hannah . hannah : you 're right , okay ? eli told me that if i did n't confess to pushing marty and attacking ford , he was going to kill cole . john : he said it directly ? hannah : then he decided i was a loose end . he brought me the pills , held a gun on me , and said if i did n't swallow them , he would kill cole . so i took the pills to save cole . [ scene_break ] david : if -- if you kill me , my pa will have to arrest you , and i 'm not worth it . you do n't want to go to jail . clint : tell me about kimberly . is it true that you got her to leave me ? david : i was protecting the family name , and the family fortune . i sent her packing . clint : how ? david : it 's all on there . you 'll see some blacked out stuff . that 's from homeland security . maybe it was from animal control . clint : where 's kimberly now ? david : oh , i think you 'll be able to figure it out after you read that . now ... testing , testing . admit it . tell me the truth about you and dorian . [ scene_break ] dorian : all right . speak clearly into the microphone . enunciate . mandy : david paid me more than that . dorian : david did n't pay you anything , or we would n't be standing here talking . okay , girlfriend , do you want to work really hard for this amount of money ? or start talking ? [ scene_break ] blair : ugh -- i listen to kelly , i let her go on and on about bennett thompson , you , her mom , a janitor , a clerk -- all this little detailed craziness . it was -- ugh . eli : well , i 'd love to hear some of these details . blair : no , you would n't . it was just kelly . it 's just the way that she grieves . i just wish she had n't focused on you . eli : it does n't matter . kelly ca n't hurt me . blair : really ? what about todd ? some mixed - up girl says a lie and todd ends up in jail . eli : i am not todd . although now , i kind of know what it feels like to be him . blair : hmm . john was that awful to you ? eli : well , it makes perfect sense , if your cousin 's trying to convince him i 'm serial killer . blair : well , i told him it was a load of bull . eli : what , you spoke to john ? blair : absolutely . i went over there and said , `` you know what ? kelly 's crazy . she 's mixed up . `` he needs to back off . eli : oh , i bet he loved that . come on , i can take it . what else did john say ? blair : eli , john 's fair . he 's got to go through protocol , he 's got to do his thing , and then when he finds out there 's no evidence , he 'll just drop it . eli : and there is no evidence , is there ? blair : not one bit . [ scene_break ] hannah : eli will kill cole if he finds out i said a word to you . john : he wo n't find out . hannah : he will if you start poking around . and it wo n't do any good . john : huh . well , hannah , you do n't know what will turn up . so let 's just go through it again . did you even see anyone push marty down the stairs ? hannah : it was eli clarke . i 'm so sorry about your baby . john : tell me what happened . hannah : i saw dr. saybrooke go into the stairwell . i was a minute behind her , maybe . and i saw a man wearing gloves push her down the stairwell . john : what did you do ? hannah : i ran . i 'm sorry . i just -- he started to turn around and i thought he was going to see me . john : did you recognize him ? hannah : not then . i had never seen eli before . john : so you never thought it was todd manning ? hannah : no . i know i should have told the police the truth . i wanted to break up starr and cole and i knew that if she took her father 's side ... john : hannah , listen to me . was there anyone else in that stairwell that day that might have seen clarke ? hannah : no . and there definitely was n't anybody there when he threatened me . see ? i ca n't help you . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , my god . honey , talk about burying the lede ... are you sure ? natalie : yeah . definitely pregnant . viki : that 's wonderful ! oh , my darling , i 'm so happy for you . natalie : thanks . viki : how do you feel ? natalie : um , you know , good days , bad days . sometimes i feel good and sometimes i feel queasy . viki : well , that happens to everybody and that 'll pass . natalie : yeah . viki : oh , my goodness , my twins are having babies . natalie : yeah . viki : can you believe this ? brody : it 's incredible . viki : oh , my goodness . you are going to be a father and an uncle all at the same time . brody : it 's a lot to take in . viki : yeah . [ viki laughs ] [ scene_break ] ford : okay , wait . you sleep with your fiancé , right ? we were -- we were one time , barely even that . jessica : right . there 's barely any chance this baby could be yours . ford : okay . jessica : this is brody 's baby . he wants that more than anything , and that 's what i want . he deserves to be a dad . ford : what , like being a dad is a prize ? jessica : that 's why you 're not going to tell anyone about my visit here today . ford : fine . jessica : we did n't sleep together . that 's your story . you stick to it . ford : fine . go get married . go have your baby . just leave me out of it . jessica : done . [ slams door shut ] [ scene_break ] [ shaun sighs ] shaun : maybe i 'm a mama 's boy , but if my mom was going down the slide you 're going down , i would walk barefoot over glass to be there , and i would n't look away , either . i would thank god for every moment i have with her . i ca n't believe my brother 's going along with this . téa : oh . greg is -- he has experience with this . he knows -- shaun : he does n't know much about being there for his family . i can tell you that . if you change your mind , you call . i 'll bring dani and todd right here , right to you . one call . unless you want to leave with me right now . [ door opens ] greg : shaun , your taxi 's here . shaun : you coming ? [ scene_break ] dani : we have to find mom , like , yesterday . we 're not giving up , right ? todd : no . dani : good , because i can not just sit here and wait for a call that mom 's -- that she 's -- todd : that 's not going to happen . come on , let 's go . dani : where ? todd : um ... just , you have to see it to believe it . come on . [ scene_break ] clint : after i read what 's on this , i 'll probably have some questions , so do n't you leave town . david : yeah , well , if i turn up dead , my pa 's going to know who to come looking for . oh , boy . i got you now , dorian . [ scene_break ] dorian : if you 're calling mandy , give it up . mandy 's voice : david vickers hired me to pretend we were in love . only he 's cheap and does n't pay . [ turns recorder off ] [ scene_break ] clint 's voice : dorian promised to help me get the new stadium named after the buchanans if i pretended to be in love with her . [ scene_break ] viki : you know , jessie should be here for this . where is she ? brody : she 's working on something for the paper . viki : oh . jessica : hey . viki : oh . jessica : what 's going on ? viki : a toast , a toast . brody : did you get everything you needed for the story ? jessica : yes . yeah , i finished . um , nat , why do n't you and brody get the good stuff ? you do n't have to stick with the sparkling cider , huh ? viki : your sister does n't know ? jessica : know what ? natalie : we have n't gotten a chance to tell many people yet . jessica : natalie ? natalie : i 'm pregnant , too . jessica : oh , my god ! you 're pregnant ? we 're pregnant together ? oh , my god ! congratulations ! how twins is this ? natalie : i know . jessica : so when did you find out ? and how come you did n't call me from the doctor 's office ? natalie : i found out at the hospital . jessica : at the hospital ? what -- when we were there together ? during the muffins incident ? why did n't you tell me ? natalie : because i felt that you and brody should have the spotlight . jessica : well , that 's -- that 's beyond , natalie . the spotlight 's big enough for both of us . or at least it is for now , until a few months pass and we really blow up . oh , my god , you 're the best sister , ever . natalie : hmm . [ scene_break ] john : that 's not entirely true . you gave me some good information . hannah : and you 'll use it to get cole killed . john : yeah , that 's not going to happen . hannah : it will if you start asking questions and stirring things up . eli will know that i talked . john : i 'll work the case without him knowing it . hannah : can you put him in jail ? can you keep cole safe ? john : nothing 's going to happen to cole . hannah : but you ca n't put eli clarke in jail ? john : not yet , but we 're getting there . hannah : how ? i 'm the only witness who saw him push marty saybrooke down the stairs . i 'm the only one who heard him tell me to confess and fake a breakdown . when he made me take the pills , we were alone . there 's no evidence . john : except you . hannah : hmm . my word is worth nothing . i 'm a psycho since i faked this breakdown . john : we can establish you were coerced into doing that . hannah : but i 've lied about other things . nobody is going to believe me . john : i believe you . hannah : thank you . john : i know you 've made a lot of mistakes , but you 're telling the truth now , and that counts for something . hannah : not in court . now you tell the truth , detective . if my word is all you have , can you put eli clarke in jail ? [ scene_break ] blair : are you really concerned about john ? eli : no . that 's why i became a lawyer in the first place -- to defend the innocent against being falsely accused . it happens more often than you think . blair : yeah , but , eli , it 's different when you 're the one being accused . eli : it 's all right . it 's not john that 's worrying me , it 's you . blair : me ? eli : you never answered my question . blair : what ? eli : do you think i killed your aunt ? blair : oh . it 's impossible . eli : it is . i have no idea why kelly has this idea about me , but i need you to be sure . blair : i am . eli : we 're getting married , blair , and i want you to know everything about me . blair : well , i do , eli . eli : i have nothing to hide . [ scene_break ] greg : shaun , please , let 's not make this any harder than it already is . téa : it 's okay . shaun , i did n't ask for any of this , but it 's here now . i do n't get the life i wanted with my husband and my daughter . the only thing i get to choose now is how i die . greg : come on , shaun , we really -- shaun : what if i need a lawyer ? [ téa sighs ] téa : i hear elijah clarke 's not bad . shaun : you whipped his butt in matthew 's case . téa : so very , very true , but i trusted him with my will . shaun : i 'm sorry this is happening to you . téa : me , too . shaun : if you need anything -- greg : shaun , the car is waiting . téa : thanks for everything , shaun . i hope that destiny and dani stay friends for a long time . that way , i 'll know you 're always looking out for her . shaun : i will anyways . good - bye , ms. manning . téa : bye . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] dani : we 're having a picnic ? todd : no . dani : so , we 're just ... hanging out up here in the dark ? todd : no , we 're waiting for the showers of perseus . dani : it 's going to rain ? todd : it 's going to rain stars , about 500 an hour . it 's a meteor shower . it happens every august . dani : you 're right , i 'm going to have to see this to believe it . todd : watch it . [ scene_break ] eli : here is my driver 's license ... blair : what are you doing ? eli : here is my passport . blair : eli ... eli : i lost my social security card years ago , but i 'll write the number down for you . blair : you -- are you kid -- eli : no , i want you to hire a private investigator and do a background check on me , blair . whatever it takes . blair : i did not ask for any of this . eli : no , you did n't , but you defended me , and i love you for it . so if we 're going to be husband and wife , i want you to be 100 % certain about me . so dig around , blair . i want you to . [ scene_break ] david : you paid your worst enemy to pretend he was in love with you . dorian : you hired a hooker . david : escort . dorian : i detest you . david : i loathe you . dorian : i despise you ! david : i hate your guts ! [ scene_break ] clint : hello , everybody . viki : oh , good , you 're here . this one 's yours . clint : oh , thanks . thanks for calling , too . i hate to miss a party . viki : yes . brody : sir ... clint : uh - huh ? brody : i would have preferred to have done this in private , but i want to ask jessica to marry me and i 'd like your blessing . clint : yeah , son , you got my blessing . brody : oh , good , because i already asked her . [ laughter ] brody : after we talked yesterday , i -- i did n't want to waste any time , especially with a baby on the way . clint : congratulations , brody . brody : thank you . clint : and congratulations to you , too . jessica : well , thanks , dad , but now you need to congratulate natalie . clint : do n't you -- are we having another double wedding ? natalie : huh . jessica : go ahead , tell them . natalie : i 'm pregnant . clint : well , oh , my -- i 'll be damned . i 'm assuming it 's john 's . viki : clint ! [ laughter ] clint : i 'm just asking . natalie : of course , it 's john 's , dad . clint : well , i think this is my cue to give a toast , all right ? everybody , here 's to a big and getting bigger family . and to a very happy family . viki : well , i 'll drink to that . hear , hear . [ scene_break ] john : no . if all we had in court was your word against eli 's , i could n't put him in jail . hannah : so now you see why i have to be quiet ? john : no , i do n't know what you 're talking about . i was never here . you never talked to me . hannah : that 's right . john : but you 're not the only one who can tell me the truth about eli clarke . [ scene_break ] blair : and here my biggest fear is that i would have fallen for a man like todd manning . eli : i know . this is why i want you to check me out . blair : well , i do n't have to . because you gave me your word . eli : yes , but people you care about tell you it 's worthless . blair : well , they 're wrong . i trust you . eli : i love you . [ scene_break ] greg : shaun made his flight . téa : good . greg : if you need anything else tonight , let me know . téa : yeah , i will . greg : okay . téa : thank you , greg . greg : yeah . [ téa sighs ] [ scene_break ] todd : well , was i right ? dani : yeah , it 's stars . todd : and ? dani : and , i do n't know , they 're pretty . todd : yes , but they 're everywhere . it just does n't stop . dani : you mean , they 're anywhere on earth tonight ? todd : no , no , just the northern hemisphere . but we 're all looking at the same sky . dani : good night , mom . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] eli : i really should take this . blair : okay . i 'll be right here . eli : okay . is she there ? greg : téa 's checked in and settled for the night . eli : good . then everything is going according to my plan .
john manages to get hannah to admit that she lied about pushing marty and trying to kill ford . eli did it and threatened her and threatened cole if she did not confess that she did it and keep his secret . meanwhile , david manages to get clint to confess on tape that dorian got him to help her pretend that he is in love with her in exchange for dorian giving him a stadium . dorian gets mandy to admit on tape that she and david scammed their engagement to make dorian jealous when dorian offers mandy her diamonds . both dorian and david have the goods on each other . natalie admits to her parents that she is pregnant along with jessica although she and brody are both aware that it 's possible he 's the father and have no way of knowing nor a clue what to do . jessica goes to find out from robert ford that they did , in fact have sex . and that means it 's possible that he could be the father of her baby . tea gets shaun and greg to help her get settled in the hospice care facility . shaun manages to prevent todd 's men from finding her . yet she has her doubts about whether she should die without todd and dani there and they are determined not to give up on finding her . blair is beginning to suspect eli but wants him to believe that she trusts him and defends him to kelly and john .
dorian : oh ! oh ! david ! david ! david : what ? what is it ? dorian : we 've been robbed . i 'm calling the police . i know who did it . dorian : who ? david : it was me . [ scene_break ] new todd : eh , you 're wasting your time . the mystery page is gone . whatever my mother wrote on it died with her a long time ago . viki : my god , you 're irene . irene : hello , victoria . long time no see . old todd : irene manning was my mother , not yours . new todd : eh , if we could go back in time and ask her , she 'd tell you . [ footsteps ] new todd : wait a minute here . old todd : are you -- viki : irene manning . [ scene_break ] joey : whoa , it did n't take long for my father to get back to his old self . he 's barely settled in . he 's already complaining about his doctor 's orders to get some sleep . ok ? what 's wrong ? hey , hey , hey , you ok ? [ scene_break ] cutter : what 's his problem ? aubrey : he 's friends with the buchanans . you remember them , do n't you , the people we used and manipulated ? cutter : vaguely . aubrey : face it , cutter . we are now the town pariahs . ca n't believe we got kicked out of that movie premiere . that was so humiliating . cutter : who cares ? the big event did n't even happen . aubrey : so much for reeling in a catch . cutter : [ german accent ] well , when one door closes -- aubrey : what are you talking about ? cutter : [ normal voice ] our next mark . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , shane , you having a good time with echo ? good . no . i 'm fine . i just have a lot of work to do . natalie : hey , rox , are you in here ? rox ? roxy : uh , coming . what 's wrong ? tell me . what 's wrong ? natalie : what makes you think something is wrong ? roxy : listen . i 'm a mama . i know when something is bothering our kid , so spit it out . natalie : it 's rex . i 'm worried about him . roxy : oh , tell me about it . he 's having such a rough time . he misses gigi so much . natalie : it 's worse than that . roxy : how can it be worse ? natalie : he sees dead people . [ scene_break ] new todd : you 're -- old todd : dead . viki : i do n't understand this at all . last time i saw you , you left tina in my care , and you told me that you had cancer and you were dying . irene : except i was n't . i wanted to give my daughter a better life and to reunite two sisters who knew nothing about each other , and now two brothers have been reunited , as well -- my sons . todd : you 're my mother ? old todd : my mother , apparently . you want to explain where you materialized from ? john : yeah . well , look . we 'll get into all that later . right now , the important thing is , she 's in police custody , and we 've made arrangements for her to come here and tell you all the truth . viki : something that we 're all rather anxious to hear . irene : well , if you have my diary , then you already know . old todd : we know nothing . the page where you explain what happened to your second son victor is missing . there 's -- irene : yes . i gave birth to two babies , identical twin boys . [ scene_break ] roxy : rex is seeing dead people , like elvis , marilyn , anna nicole ? natalie : no ! gigi . ever since she died , rex has been seeing her everywhere in the house . roxy : well , that makes sense because he misses her . sometimes the mind plays very funny tricks on you . natalie : no . no . rex is n't just seeing her , rox . he believes that she 's really there , and we both know that that 's impossible . roxy : no . that 's not impossible , not if you believe in the para - abnormal . no . maybe her ghost is trying to tell him something . natalie : well , rex thinks it 's more than that , and i just want him to have peace , you know , with gigi 's death , so i called delphina . roxy : what a great idea because the woman is a genius . natalie : eh , well , not this time . she got a message from gigi . roxy : well , that sounds great . what was the message ? natalie : `` spotted pony . `` roxy : `` spotted pony `` ? natalie : yeah . roxy : what the hell does that mean ? natalie : exactly . it does n't mean anything . roxy : if delphina got a message from gigi , dollars to donuts , spotted pony means something . [ scene_break ] cristian : hey , rex . rex : hey , cris , what 's up ? cristian : hey , listen . i 've been meaning to stop by . i have this for you . it was a class assignment . everyone had to do a self - portrait . [ scene_break ] aubrey : rex balsom ? are you kidding me ? cutter : why not ? the guy is loaded . he got all of clint buchanan 's cash and holdings . besides , he stole the mansion out from underneath me , which makes it personal . aubrey : i do n't know . cutter : he 's perfect , as long as you do n't fall in love with him like you did with joey . [ scene_break ] kelly : i 'm fine . joey : you sure ? kelly : yeah . joey : ok . kelly : it 's just looking at these sweet , little guys . you know , they -- it feels like just yesterday zane was this tiny . all these moments go by so fast , i do n't want to miss one more of them . joey : i know . i know . look . he was pretty amazing in that camp play , was n't he ? he was . kelly : yeah . joey : he was . kelly : oh , he 's so happy to spend the summer up there , you know , and seeing him on parents ' day , it made me miss him so much . joey : oh , i know , sweetie . i know how hard it is for you to be away from zane for so long . kelly : yeah . i 'm so glad you understand ... joey : of course . kelly : because that means you 're also gon na understand why i have to leave llanview and go to london as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] dorian : why would you ransack our living room ? david : i ran into the two todds this afternoon . dorian : like one is n't enough ? david : i had to figure out which one was the real one so i could broker a movie deal . dorian : any luck ? david : not yet , but i got the ball rolling . i just had to find irene 's diary . dorian : irene manning 's diary , absolutely . and ? david : mission accomplished . took a little digging , but i found it . dorian : oh . oh , i remember irene manning 's diary . wow , it saved my life . david : strictly speaking , i saved your life . the part where irene confessed to killing victor lord did n't forge itself , you know . dorian : one of your finest moments . i was exonerated . david : of the murder you did n't commit . dorian : or so viki chooses to believe . david : what was that ? dorian : victor lord deserved to die . he needed killing after all the terrible things that he did . david : yeah , the least of which was foisting two todd mannings on this unsuspecting world . [ scene_break ] viki : so it 's true ? they 're twins ? irene : the male heirs of victor lord . new todd : but -- viki : wait , wait . do you want t explain this ? irene : when i told victor that i was pregnant again , i thought he 'd be happy . needless to say , he was not . in fact , he told me he wanted nothing more to do with me , cut me off without a dime . so i gave birth alone . that 's when i discovered that i 'd been carrying twins . i could barely afford to take care of one child , never mind two , so i gave one of my baby boys to peter to raise , the one i 'd named todd . old todd : i remember . new todd : yeah . well , so do i . viki : hang on a minute , ok ? well , what happened to the other one ? irene : ah , the other one . he was quiet , different , what some might call special . i raised him myself , named him victor -- victor lord , jr . viki : so is this the first time that you have been together with your twin sons since they were born ? irene : no , actually , not the first time at all . [ scene_break ] brody : backup units are here . we got men posted outside . john : good . hey , thanks for your help on this one , man . you did good . look . why do n't you head on home ? i got it from here . brody : thanks . [ cell phone rings ] john : mcbain . [ scene_break ] new todd : this is absolutely ridiculous . i have no idea what this woman is talking about . i have never laid eyes on her before in my life . old todd : and i just met this guy . irene : please , boys , be patient . everything will be explained . viki : by all means , explain . irene : i was alone with victor jr. no money , no security -- so i turned to desperate measures . i met a man who worked for the cia , and he got me involved . old todd : got you involved in the cia ? irene : i climbed the ladder quickly , but more importantly , i was finally able to provide for my son who was n't able to take care of himself . new todd : well , like i said , i have never seen you before , so obviously , i 'm the one that you gave away , and this is the one you raised , right ? old todd : no . i was raised by peter manning , and i remember every second . viki : irene , both of these fellas insist they 're todd manning . both of them seem to be able to back up that claim . do you want to explain that ? irene : be patient , victoria . i 'm getting to it . [ scene_break ] aubrey : i 'm not hitting on rex . cutter : why not ? aubrey : he just lost his fiancée . he 's in mourning . cutter : yeah , which means he 's lonely now and desperate for a pretty shoulder to cry on . come on . there 's no harm in testing the waters . cristian : gigi had a lot of talent . she had an unusual gift for conveying what was under the surface . rex : wish i knew what she was trying to convey now . hey , do you guys have a wireless printer here ? cristian : yeah , in the office . rex : could i print something out from my laptop ? cristian : yeah . i do n't see why not . rex : thanks . aubrey : she was beautiful . rex : she still is . [ scene_break ] joey : look , kelly . i know how much you miss zane , all right ? i mean , i love the kid , too . kelly : i know , and you 're so good with him . joey : i know , ok , but we literally got back together , like , 10 minutes ago , all right ? we have had no time to establish any sort of a relationship or -- brody : oh , i 'm sorry . i did n't know you guys were in here . kelly : it 's ok . you know babies . everybody loves them . ha ha ha ! brody : yeah . hey . i just came to see my son -- come here , buddy -- take him out for a little while . what you got attached to ? little toy . kelly : brody , he is so beautiful . joey : yeah . kelly : treasure every single moment because it goes by so fast . brody : yeah . i 'll see you . joey : bye . so ... kelly : look . i know what you 're gon na say , and i know what my leaving means for our relationship . brody : do n't look at me like that . i know we got a little problem . manning , at least the todd manning i know , he knows the truth , that john is your biological dad . do n't you worry , liam . i wo n't let him destroy our family . [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't know , roxy . spotted pony ? i do n't see what that has to do with gigi or how that 's gon na help with rex 's grief . i just do n't know . i feel like maybe delphina is a little off her game . although -- roxy : although what ? natalie : well , she was there to help rex , but she kind of did say a little something about my future with brody . roxy : what ? what did she say ? natalie : was a little vague , but it did n't sound good . [ scene_break ] john : i just got off the phone with the lab . the second dna test confirms the first dna test . she 's telling the truth . you are twins . old todd : but how is it that we have the same memories ? irene : i must admit that i would feel more comfortable speaking openly without the lieutenant present . viki : is that all right , john ? john : yeah . yeah . that 's more than all right . i 'll give you a few minutes if -- you can tell me the story down at the station . irene : i appreciate it . john : i 'll be right outside . the cuffs stay on . irene : things changed over the years . what the agency was offering was no longer enough , so i turned to special activities . old todd : you mean , illegal activities . irene : during this time , i kept close tabs on todd 's life from afar . obviously , victor did , also . you can imagine my surprise when i learned that he had named todd in his will and left him somewhere close to $ 30 million . viki : anyone else would have come forward then , made it known there was another son to share the inheritance . irene : but to come forward meant explaining where i had been and what i 'd been doing , and i was not willing to jeopardize what i had built , but i did want my son victor to get what was rightfully his and more . so that 's when i realized that there was another way todd could be useful to me . my people approached todd . they told him how he could serve his country . new todd : you were behind that ? viki : behind what ? new todd : these people said there was some kind of business deal and that i 'd be doing my patriotic duty by funding antiterrorism . now , that certainly was me . that was me , and i said no . old todd : i said no . i figured out where the money was going . new todd : no , bro . that happened to me . old todd : some crazy rogue organization . viki : ok . what then ? irene : todd refused to be part of our operation . he even threatened to expose us . as a result , he had to be eliminated . so my people contacted a legitimate cia agent and told them that todd was an enemy of the state . old todd : a legitimate cia agent . tomás delgado . new todd : right . so he did try to kill me . that would prove that i 'm me , right ? viki : irene -- irene : there 's more . [ scene_break ] john : he 's getting big . brody : yeah . heavy , too . john : i did n't realize you 'd moved back in here . brody : no . it 's still too crowded . look . you 're gon na find out eventually . natalie and i are looking for a place of our own where we can live with liam . [ slurp ] [ scene_break ] roxy : so what are you gon na do about what delphina said ? natalie : nothing . roxy : nothing ? you 're gon na do nothing ? natalie : there 's nothing to do . i mean , yeah . i 'm sure brody and i will have a few bumps in the road . what couple does n't ? roxy : well , how often is a couple on a bumpy road and a psychic is standing on the corner going , `` look out ! `` ? natalie : she did n't say , `` look out . `` i really do n't know what she said , but you know what ? whatever . why sit there and focus on the future when there 's nothing you can do about it ? right now at this present time , brody and i are just fine . i 'm just sorry that delphina could n't help rex . roxy : oh , yeah . so am i . you know , before you got here , i was thinking about gigi , you know , and the last time i saw her , she was so crazy . you know , she 's getting ready for the wedding , and i found this tape recorder , and i gave it to her because i thought maybe there was some groovy music on it for the wedding . natalie : wait . that turned out to be my tape player . roxy : yours ? natalie : yeah . we recovered it after gigi died . roxy : well , what was on it ? natalie : i do n't remember . roxy : do i got to do all the heavy thinking for you ? all you got to do is hit play . natalie : yeah . i did ... and it was blank . roxy : what ? that does n't make any sense . natalie : why not ? roxy : because when i found it , i had to rewind it . natalie : but you did n't hear what was on the tape ? roxy : no . i did n't get a chance to listen to it . i do n't know . maybe gigi erased it . natalie : i do n't know . maybe . you know , john practically accused brody of tampering with it , that he thought brody erased it . roxy : why 'd he think that ? natalie : i do n't know . maybe john was a little angry about brody and me , but what 's really bugging me is , i could 've sworn whatever was on that tape had to do with the fight that marty and i had up on the roof . roxy : when marty stole liam . delphina said something about you two arguing about the baby 's daddy . natalie : it does n't matter now . marty is gone . liam is fine . roxy : yeah , but you 're not because you got a hole in your memory that is eating you alive . [ scene_break ] cutter : all right , aubrey . work your magic . aubrey : so how are you doing ? cristian : everything you ever wanted to know about spotted pony on the net . rex : thank you . just got to find the right one . aubrey : wow , that 's quite a stack . if you tell me what you 're looking for , i could maybe help you . rex : that 's ok . i 'm just checking with something gigi is interested in . was interested in . [ scene_break ] david : it was that diary that first brought us together . dorian : mm - hmm . you blackmailed me into not revealing that the entry which saved my life was actually a forgery . david : and then we got married for the very first time . dorian : yes , due to dire circumstances , mostly involving viki , because we hated each other . david : you tricked me into a divorce without alimony . dorian : aw , poor david . david : button , button . we sure knew how to push each other 's buttons , did n't we , baby ... dorian : oh , we sure did . david : like maybe this button here ? dorian : oh , and that button there . david : that button there . dorian : oh , honey ... david : oh , baby , there 's buttons everywhere . dorian : mm . [ scene_break ] viki : you ordered your own son killed ? irene : i had long since stopped thinking of todd as my son . as i said , i kept watch , and i had seen what kind of man he had become . ultimately , it did n't matter . by the time tomás delgado got to him , someone had beat him to the punch , quite literally . he found todd beaten , bloody , and left for dead . viki : that was mitch laurence . irene : yes . i was informed of the situation , and it gave me a brilliant idea . instead of having todd killed , i arranged to have him brought to me , and for the first time since i had given my son to peter , all 3 of us were together -- me and my sons . [ scene_break ] joey : if you 're leaving llanview -- kelly : we have to put our relationship on hold . you have to stay here for your father . joey : kelly , i 'm not putting our relationship on hold . kelly : i do n't want that , either . joey : all right . look . i thought my father was going to prison , but he did n't end up there . i mean , i 'm thrilled and relieved that he 's not , ok , but between my mother , my sisters , the army of doctors and nurses he has downstairs , he 's gon na be well taken care of , and the last thing he 's gon na want is for me to be hovering over him . kelly : do n't you think he wants you here , too ? joey : well , what he wants , what he 's always wanted , is for the two of us to find a way back together , and now that i have you , i 'm not -- i 'm not gon na let you go again . so if you 're moving to london , i guess i 'm just gon na have to go with you . i mean , is that ok ? kelly : it 's more than ok . joey : good . well , ok , then . well , let 's go tell my dad the news . kelly : wait , wait , wait , wait . i just -- joey : what ? kelly : i need some time to think about what i 'm going to say to her . i 'm not looking forward to telling my aunt she 'll have one less cramer under the roof . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , i 'm so glad we thought to lock the living room doors . david : yeah . at least this mess is n't my fault now . [ telephone ringing ] david : ah , hold on a second . dorian : no . david : i 'll get that . david : david vickers buchanan productions , david vickers buchanan speaking . what ? really ? of course . that was bev altman . dorian : who is bev whatever ? david : bev altman , my agent . she said she has to see me . i 'll bet you something . i 'll bet it 's the sequel to `` vicker man . `` dorian : in that case , i should be going , too . i am the executive producer of `` vicker man . `` david : uh , actually , it 's better if i go alone . dorian : why ? david : do n't get mad . dorian : i never get mad . i get angry , perhaps , angry , not mad . why ? why ? david : bev , she , um -- she 's got -- dorian : what ? what ? spit it out , honey . david : she 's kind of got a thing for me , baby , and , you know ... dorian : what ? david : it 's better if you 're not there because if you 're not there , she thinks she 's got a shot at me . she works harder for me . you understand ? dorian : i get it . i really get it . david : you really do ? dorian : yes . i do , and after all , after everything that clint and echo did to tear us apart -- and it did n't work because we 're still tearing apart living rooms , are n't we ? give me high five . good . so you go . you go , honey . i believe in you . nothing can -- david : listen to me . dorian : what ? david : you are so good to me , i 'm gon na do something good for you . dorian : honey . david : i got a surprise for you . dorian : what ? david : hold on . shut your eyes , in fact . dorian : ok . i love surprises . hee hee hee ! david : this is my first headshot with my new pen . dorian : oh , honey . `` to dorian , the love of my life . david `` vicker man `` vickers buchanan . `` it 's beautiful . thank you . david : is n't it ? dorian : thank you so much . you go . you go to your appointment . do n't worry about anything . i believe in our marriage . i believe in you . david : i 'll see you soon . dorian : yes . yes . good - bye , my sweet . good - bye . good - bye . [ telephone rings ] dorian : ok , bitch . he 's on his way . oh . heh . no . i did not mean you . this is mayor dorian lord . to whom am i speaking ? heh heh . come on . you have got to be kidding . [ scene_break ] rex : spotted pony poetry blog , spotted pony s & m ; boutique . aubrey : listen , rex . i do n't know what you 're doing or what you 're looking for ... rex : that makes two of us . aubrey : but you seem kind of frustrated . why do n't you just take a break from all this ? let me buy you a drink . rex : that 's ok . i just really need to concentrate . aubrey : yeah . of course . yeah . [ scene_break ] natalie : yep . i got to go . i 'm . meeting brody . roxy : so how 's that going ? natalie : uh , it 's good . we 're looking for a place together . roxy : really ? really ? yeah . well , i 'm really glad for you . natalie : really ? roxy : yeah , honey . you know , i just want you to be happy , but i really think that you got to figure out what delphina was talking about . natalie : rox , i do n't know . i 'm not worried about that . roxy : well , you got to figure out what happened on that roof . maybe she saw something spongeable . you know , she can help you figure it out . natalie : huh ? roxy : you know , something that she can hold on to , you know , something that connects with the spirit world . natalie : yeah . well , it would be kind of nice to know what was on the tape , the one i nearly died for . anyway , i 'll think about it , rox . i 'll see you . roxy : listen . you know , nobody in the world is crazier about brody than i am because he is absolutely an officer and a gentleman . you know , nobody is truer and bluer than he is . natalie : i feel a `` but `` coming on . roxy : yeah , and that `` but `` belongs to johnny mcbain . honey , he 's not over you yet . he just about said that much . natalie : he did ? roxy : i was talking to him about you moving on with brody , and he grunted , but i knew what he meant , even with that towel covering his face . natalie : rox , what are you talking about ? roxy : honey , a part of me just believes that you and johnny belong together . [ scene_break ] john : hey , your living arrangements with natalie are none of my business . brody : so who 's who ? john : who the hell knows ? either way , someone is gon na have hurt feelings when they find out the truth . brody : yeah . well , looks like we got to make a little pit stop before we go out , so i 'll see you . john : yeah . i 'll see you . [ scene_break ] viki : do either one of you remember being taken from father 's crypt and brought to her ? new todd : no . old todd : no . irene : i 'm not surprised . todd was in no condition to understand what was happening , and victor -- well , as i said -- he was special , susceptible . irene 's voice : tell me about your children . t.m . 's voice : i have a daughter . her name is starr . victor 's voice : i have a daughter . her name is starr . irene : victor took on todd 's memories in preparation . viki : preparation for what ? irene : for becoming todd . [ scene_break ] cutter : so ? when are you going to see rex balsom again ? i already have a plan on how i 'm getting my mansion back . aubrey : i 'm sorry to disappoint you . i barely got past hello . i guess i 'm just losing my touch . cutter : no . that 's not it . you were n't even trying . aubrey : you 're right . i do n't know why . for some reason , i just could n't get behind seducing and bilking a guy who 's in mourning . cutter : you know why ? it 's this whole joey mess , just ruined your confidence . aubrey : no . maybe it 's because it 's a crappy thing to do , and i do n't want to hurt another nice guy . [ scene_break ] rex : gigi . gige ! out of my way ! david : watch where you 're ... going .. dorian : ok . i 'm listening . [ scene_break ] natalie : john , what 's going on ? john : hi . natalie : hi . john : just loitering here on your bench trying to unravel the mystery of the two mannings . natalie : oh , yeah ? how 's that going ? john : i do n't know , but i think they 're getting the answers they need . natalie : that 's good news . speaking of getting answers , now that the case with gigi is closed , do you think that maybe the tape that you found with her could be released to me ? john : what do you need a blank tape for ? [ scene_break ] new todd : wait a minute . you 're saying -- you 're saying that you wanted to turn this guy into me . is that right ? old todd : no . i think it 's the other viki : why do n't we let her finish ? irene : thank you , victoria . so i continued with victor 's education . t.m . 's voice : i had a wife . her name is blair . victor 's voice : i had a wife . her name is blair . blair is starr 's mother . i had another wife . her name is téa . t.m . 's voice : i paid her $ 5 million to marry me ... victor 's voice : so that i could have custody of starr . irene : victor proved to be a quick study . before long , he had learned everything there was to know about todd manning , so much so that everyone he knew thought he was todd manning , and in time , he would believe it , too . hey ! [ scene_break ] kelly : aunt dorian , i am glad you 're here . i have something to tell you . dorian : i 'm glad you 're here . i 've got something to tell you . [ scene_break ] aubrey : even if i wanted to hook rex in , he 's a little preoccupied with his dead fiancée , that and some weird research project he 's doing . cutter : yeah . i saw the grumpy bartender drop off all those papers . what 's that about ? aubrey : i do n't know , something about the spotted pony . cutter : spotted pony ? aubrey : yeah . why ? does that mean something to you ? made me miss gigi . [ scene_break ] david : you got your papers all over my headshots . rex : you got your headshots all over my papers . david : get these out of my face . wait a second . the spotted pony ? rex : yeah . why ? does that mean something to you ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i need the tape . john : you need the tape because ... natalie : you 're gon na think i 'm crazy . john : oh , try me . natalie : ha ! i need the tape because i want to see if delphina can get a reading off of it . john : delphina the crazy person ? natalie : yes . i have an appointment with her . john : i 'm not saying anything . natalie : she needs it so that she can have , you know , something that will help her connect to the spirit world . john : yeah . of course , she does . all this to get answers to questions . natalie : there 's something i need to know . [ scene_break ] brody : hey , do n't you worry , son . i wo n't let todd or whoever that guy is downstairs breathe a word to anyone about the fact that john is your real dad . that 's right , and since i erased the tape of marty saying she changed the dna test , there 's not another soul alive who knows the truth . [ scene_break ] natalie : i know that you do n't have much faith in this kind of thing . john : it does n't matter what i think . natalie : i just really think that delphina can help me remember what was on that tape , because whatever it was had to have been pretty important for marty to push me off that roof . [ scene_break ] irene : eventually , i successfully transferred all of my son todd 's memories to my son victor . now they were truly identical ... except for one thing . irene 's voice : victor , you have been with me every day of your life , and i cherish that bond , but now that bond has to be broken for good . i 'm so sorry ... but this has to be perfect , right down to the last detail . forgive me , my son . old todd : if you went to all that trouble to make us look identical , why do we have different faces ? viki : which one of these men is victor ? which one is todd ?
irene goes to face viki and her `` two `` sons to tell the entire story of her pregnancy , birth of her `` twins `` , how she gave up one and put him to use working for the cia and then conspired to have him killed . and that is how original todd turned into the completely different face of current todd in 2003 . she also speaks about how she was able to brainwash and program them both so that they have the `` same memories `` and the same lives and each believes that only he is todd manning . brody goes upstairs to see `` his `` baby and reveals , privately to liam that he has destroyed the tape that reveals that marty switched the dna so that people falsely believe liam is brody 's when in fact he is john 's . downstairs , natalie finds john , still not consciously aware of what was revealed on the tape nor having any clue that her baby is john 's and not brody 's . but roxy has urged her to find out the secret about what is revealed on the tape and seems to know that there is something natalie has to realize regarding john . delphina has also made a comment about that . yet neither natalie or john or anyone else have a clue that liam is john 's son .
nora : so you did n't find anything , then ? well , that 's good news , right ? well , of course i want to know why i 'm not feeling right , but we have been able to rule out the biggies , have n't we ? ok . well -- yeah . you know what ? i 'll -- thank you . i 'll be in touch . i heard a commotion out there . did i miss something , like something from llantano mountain ? hugh : a piece of natalie 's clothing was found . john and bo think they 're close . nora : wow , ok . well , what do you think ? hugh : i would n't put it past hayes to have set up a decoy . he 's done it before . nora : i 'm beginning to wonder what hayes and his sidekick nick did n't think of before they started this insanity . hi . evangeline : they did n't think of me . [ scene_break ] marcie : hello , nick . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , dear lord , thank you . thank you for bringing jessica home safely . and please , please bring natalie home , too . please . [ scene_break ] rex : all right , we 've got her ? bo : it 's hard enough to hear without you yakking , balsom . rex : all right , we 've got natalie ? is that what you 're saying ? bo : back off ! back off ! all right , there 's too much noise here . you 're going to have to say again , all right ? speak clearly . do you have a visual ? rex : all right , they can see her ? can they see natalie ? bo : shut up ! i missed it . say again . rex : no ! john : natalie , can you hear me ? natalie ? can you hear me ? it 's john . natalie ? what took you guys so long ? man : you radioed less than five minutes ago , lieutenant . what 's the situation here ? john : she 's down there . man : you saw her ? john : it caved in . she 's at the bottom of the hole , then the whole thing just caved in . we got to get her out . she 's buried . we got to get her out right now . get some gear ! natalie ! [ scene_break ] nora : so you went under hypnosis ? evangeline : it was the only thing i could think of to help me remember . and i did , nora . nora : so bo and john are following your lead ? evangeline : yeah . hugh : that could n't have been easy , reliving all that . evangeline : it was n't . but sitting back , waiting for natalie to be found ? it -- it was n't good enough anymore . we went through this together , so i wanted -- i mean , i needed to help . and when they find her , i want to be there . [ pager beeps ] hugh : excuse me . i 'll be right back . nora : mm - hmm . gosh . it just begs the question , how can anyone be so selfless ? evangeline : what are you talking about ? nora : i know you 're a kind and generous and caring person , and i love you dearly . evangeline : but ? nora : hypnosis is no small thing . i know you want to find natalie . so do i . but everything you 've gone through with john , that had to be so painful . evangeline : yeah . yeah . we 're going to help find natalie . seeing john worrying for her , it 's -- it kills , nora . it tears me up inside , but what can i do , you know ? i would n't be able to live with myself if i did n't do everything i possibly could to help find her . i have to do this . i -- it 's not for john . it 's for me . [ scene_break ] nick : you should n't be here . marcie : why not ? nick : you just should n't be here , that 's all . marcie : what 's the matter , nick ? afraid i suddenly woke up this morning and turned into a homicidal maniac ? oh , wait a minute . murder was only fiction for me . i never turned it into reality the way you did , did i ? nick : it was n't like that . things happened . i got caught up . marcie : do you have any idea how pathetic that sounds ? nick : well , it 's the truth . i mean , you do n't know what it was like , how things happened , what it was like dealing with hayes . i mean , i just -- marcie : what ? you just what , nick ? you just went along for the ride . that 's what you did , nick . you are a coward . nick : what do you want from me ? you know , i almost died myself . now i 'm going to prison for , i mean , god knows how long . what do you want me to do ? marcie : i want you to tell me why . [ scene_break ] viki : dorian . hello . dorian : hello , viki . viki : why -- why are you here ? dorian : i wanted to check on how you were doing . i was n't sure if kevin would be able to be here for you and i did n't know if jessica was back from wherever she went to and -- viki : she 's -- dorian : well , i see that you 're covered , so i 'll just be going . viki : oh , no , no , do n't go . no . it was really nice of you to come by . please , stay . please . dorian : why , thank you . i would love to . viki : sit down . dorian : i 've -- i 'm at a loss for words . i can not possibly imagine what you must be going through , and i do n't know what i have to offer . viki : well , you 've offered a great deal just by coming here . dorian : thank you . kelly : dorian ? dorian : kelly , you need n't sound so surprised . i mean , if there was ever a time to show some compassion -- kelly : is there any news ? viki : yes , as a matter of fact , there is . john and bo are up on llantano mountain . they 're following up on a lead they got from evangeline , and bo said he would call me as soon as -- well , as soon as they know anything . kelly : jessica . hey ! welcome back . jessica : thanks . it 's really wonderful to be home . kevin : mom , any word ? [ scene_break ] man : i want these bars cut off asap . and get these lights on . second man : you got it , chief . john : natalie ! man : lieutenant , you need to step back from there . the ground 's unstable . john : natalie ! man : if we 're going to save her , we need to do this right . john : natalie ! man : lieutenant ! give me your radio . john : natalie ! natalie , can you hear me ? bo : what 's going on ? man : we 're good to go , commissioner , but mc bain 's in our way . rex : mc bain ! bo : no , shh . i 'll take care of this , balsom . you stay here . here . john ? john : she 's down there , bo . bo : john , look at me . look at me . there 's no way you can get her out of there . that 's why we have e.s.u . here . they know what to do and how to do it . the best thing that we can do right now is we get out of their way . john : i saw her . i saw her . bo : all right . come on , let 's let these guys do their jobs . man : ready for the ropes . bo : come on . man : you 're good right there . bo : let 's go . john : i tried , bo . i tried to get her out of there . then the wall just caved in . there was more and more dirt . man : get those braces set . i want this entire area stabilized . bo : the team is on it . john : i saw her . i saw natalie . [ scene_break ] evangeline : oh , nora , i just want this whole thing to be over . i just want them to find natalie . nora : and then what ? evangeline : and then i 'm getting on with my life . nora : without john ? evangeline : john and i broke up before this whole nightmare even started , and once this nightmare is over and once natalie is home safe , i am out of it . no , natalie and john clearly have their own things to work out . nora : what if they do n't find natalie ? or they do find her and she 's -- evangeline : i ca n't -- i ca n't even go there . nora : honey , i 'm so sorry . there 's just no good way to handle this , is there , or no right way to feel ? evangeline : i tell you , nora , ever since natalie and i were locked in that basement together , i 'm too numb to think . hugh : officer rodriguez just told me they found natalie . nora : what ? evangeline : is she all right ? hugh : apparently , there was a cave - in at the site where they found her , but -- evangeline : oh , my god . hugh : john mc bain was the only one who saw her . nora : evangeline ? evan -- oh -- hugh : are you all right ? nora : fine . i 'm fine , i 'm fine . hugh : nora ? nora : i 'm fine . would you -- please , hugh . i 'm fine , ok ? let 's just -- you know , i do n't want to talk about doctors or anything . i 'm just sick to death of tests and scans and blood work and everything . hugh : they have n't found anything ? nora : no , but they did rule out a lot of things , so let 's just not make a big issue out of this , ok , please ? and we 're not going to discuss it with anybody . no one 's going to know that i had another one of these little -- whatever they are , ok ? hugh : ok . nora : please ? hugh : ok . nora : thank you . see ? i feel much better already . ok , well , i had an interesting call earlier about our suspect number two -- nick messina . hugh : what about him ? nora : take a look at this . [ scene_break ] marcie : answer me . nick , i want to know why you did it . you know , you had your whole world -- you had your whole world just laid out for you , right in front of you , nick . nick : the whole world ? me ? marcie : yes . yes , maybe you were n't the smartest kid in the world , but you were a good person . and you were popular . you were great at football . you had scouts . they were scouting you for the pros . nick : i was a jerk . marcie : maybe , but you were n't a murderer . nick : oh -- i just -- i got in too deep . i did n't know how to stop it . marcie : that 's not an answer , nick . nick : do n't you know what it 's like to look ahead and all you see are bad things because of a mistake that you made , a mistake that you ca n't take back ? marcie : yeah , well , how do you go from that , nick , to the other side ? i need you to explain this to me because i need to understand . hayes was persuasive , i get that , ok ? he was constantly bossing me around , and i found it hard to stand up to him , but i never let it change who i was inside , nick , and i do n't care how much of a jerk you are , you were n't evil , you were n't sick . nick : just stupid ? i guess that made me an easy mark , huh ? marcie : that 's not good enough , nick . and i still do n't understand how you got in so deep so fast . nick : i 'm weak . you know , that 's what i know about myself now . what timing , huh ? all the thinking i 've done since all this has happened , realizing that all of the decisions i made were bad ones , that i turned into somebody i never wanted to be . that 's all real clear to me now . the only problem is it 's too late . [ scene_break ] bo : roger . good copy . rex : all right , when you saw -- you did see her , right ? john : how many times do i have to say it ? rex : all right , did you talk to her ? john : i called her name . rex : ok , and she saw you ? she knows we 're here ? john : she saw me . then the walls caved in and covered her . rex : all right , but she could still be breathing , right ? i mean , even with all that crap covering her ? bo : now , look , the chief of rescue operations said there could be air pockets down there . rex : ok , `` could be , `` but maybe not ? bo : chances are that she 's in one of those air pockets . rex : yeah . man : we got her ! john : natalie ! [ scene_break ] layla : refill ? adriana : no , thanks . layla : good book ? sorry . you probably came here for some peace and quiet -- in a club . odd choice , but -- adriana : i was hoping to see my brother . layla : antonio 's not coming in tonight . i 'm covering for him . adriana : you ? you just started working here . layla : what can i say ? he trusts me . he should . i 've had practice in l.a . i can cover an entire bar all by myself at happy hour . adriana : i 'm sure you could . layla : witty . adriana : since you 're suddenly the authority on my brother 's whereabouts -- layla : we 're roommates -- or we were . i 'm back at my sister 's now . adriana : where is he ? layla : at home with jessica . [ scene_break ] kevin : i 'll check back later . there 's nothing new on natalie . duke : this waiting , it 's -- it 's hard . kevin : yeah , especially for your grandmother . duke : yeah . dad , is everything ok with you ? i mean , i know you 're worried about natalie . kevin : well -- duke : is there something else ? kevin : like what ? duke : i do n't know . i -- it 's just the way that you and kelly were looking at each other before -- kevin : oh , look , i do n't know what 's going on with kelly , all right ? duke : you had another fight with her , did n't you ? kevin : well , it 's a little more complicated than that , duke . duke : dad , you and kelly have -- well , a lot of history , ok , and i know it 's going to take time to work through everything . i know that . but the two of you -- you belong together . everybody knows that -- well , except maybe dorian . kevin : well , for once i agree with her . duke : wait . are you serious ? kevin : ahem . duke : all right , what happened ? kevin : i made a big mistake , that 's what happened . i trusted kelly again . [ scene_break ] kelly : i want you to know i think it 's really big of you to stop by here and offer viki your support . dorian : my goodness , it 's the least i can do with everything she 's going through , and besides which she 's going to be my matron of honor . enough of that . tell me what 's going on between you and kevin . kelly : oh -- dorian : do n't say `` nothing , `` because it 's obvious that the two of you are rather upset with each other . kelly : i really do n't want to talk about this . dorian : please , do tell me that the summer 2005 reunion has been postponed indefinitely . kelly : get over it , dorian . jessica : mom , i 'm just so sorry you had to go through all of this alone . viki : hey , i have n't been alone . you know , kelly was here , and kevin , and now you 're here . antonio : viki , would you like me to call the p.d . , see if they 've heard anything ? viki : no , no , bo said he 'd call , and i believe that he will , you know ? i 'm just going to continue thinking good thoughts and count my blessings and tell myself that i am very , very lucky , indeed . [ scene_break ] nick : oh , look , i do n't know if i can answer the why question for you , marcie , but , i mean , you can have the satisfaction of knowing that you were right about me . i 'm no good . all the decisions i 've made have been a disaster . marcie : it did n't have to be , nick . nora : marcie , who let you in here ? marcie : officer thompson -- i worked with him at the l.p.d . i just asked him for a couple minutes . nick : it 's ok . we were just talking about personal stuff . hugh : you should n't be talking to anyone if what i heard from your attorney is true . marcie : wait . what 's going on ? nora : nick has turned state 's evidence . marcie : to get a lesser sentence ? nick : rex was in here a little while ago , and i think i gave him something that maybe the cops can use to find natalie . i do n't care about my sentence . i mean , maybe if i could lead them straight to natalie , then maybe -- maybe then i could live with myself . [ scene_break ] officer : hey , hold up there , sparky . stop ! [ tires screech ] [ car door opens ] evangeline : hi . officer : you got kind of a heavy foot there , do n't you , ma'am ? evangeline : evangeline williamson . hi . i 'm part of this investigation , and i need to get back there to the area where they 're searching for natalie vega . officer : sorry , ma'am . nobody can go back there . it 's all closed off . evangeline : officer , listen , please -- officer : that 's why i 'm here , why the roadblock 's here . evangeline : as i told you , i am a part of this investigation , and you need to please open up . officer : no way . i do that , and we both have to deal with commissioner buchanan . evangeline : fine . fine . [ car accelerates ] officer : holy -- [ scene_break ] rex : sensors ? bo : heat - seeking . man : right . they give us snapshots of underground heat . what you 're seeing is her on the screen about 17 1/2 feet down . rex : whoa , whoa , wait a minute . if there 's heat , then she 's alive , right ? man : we 're threading down an oxygen pipe , a small one with a lead light on it . so if she ca n't hear it because of all the debris , she might be able to see it . john : how long will it take ? man : to thread it down ? john : to get to natalie . how long before she 's up here ? bo : they ca n't give us a time , john . rex : she could be bleeding , bo , have internal injuries . john : every second we 're up here , it 's a second we waste . man : it 's going again ! out ! everybody , get out ! second man : look out ! [ scene_break ] adriana : jessica 's back ? layla : got back today . and from the looks of it , when i left the loft , she and antonio are tighter than ever . it was a total love fest . what 's up with that , anyway ? adriana : they 're engaged ? they live together ? i do n't understand the question . layla : you 're still with your boyfriend , right ? adriana : huh . that 's none of your business . layla : i 'm setting up a hypothetical . forget it . as a woman -- if you had a boyfriend -- adriana : duke . layla : ok . so what would you do if duke ran away to new york without contacting you for a few weeks , or even worse , if he actively avoided you ? adriana : jessica had to take care of some things . antonio understands . layla : or else he 's totally whipped . adriana : you do n't know my brother . layla : i know he loves the girl , and she 's beautiful . but if i ever get desperate enough to chase a man from state to state , no matter how hot he is , please , get a gun and shoot me in between the eyes . adriana : jessica and antonio have a very complicated relationship . layla : what 's so complicated ? you either want to be with somebody or you do n't . if a guy does n't have time for me , as they say , he 's just not that into me , i get the hint and i move on . talk is cheap , baby . and this missing - in - action thing ? who needs that kind of drama ? [ scene_break ] officer : this is henderson at the roadblock -- or what used to be the roadblock . some crazy woman just drove her car straight through it . anybody there ? can anyone hear me ? evangeline : where is everyone ? man : who are you ? evangeline : who are you ? man : how did you get past the -- evangeline : wait , wait . you 're a reporter , are n't you ? reporter : and you 're evangeline williamson . damn , this story gets better and better . evangeline : look , you better get out of here before someone spots you . you 're really not supposed to be here . reporter : oh , yeah . like you 're here on a pass ? evangeline : where 's the dig site ? reporter : it 's around that bend , about 500 yards . evangeline : thanks . reporter : oh , no , no , no , no . evangeline : wait a minute . get your hands off me . reporter : agh -- all right ! you 've got clout with mc bain . i know that you do . you used to sleep with him , right ? evangeline : i 'm warning you . reporter : no , no , no , no , no . i need this score , a story , and the first photos of natalie vega , dead or alive . [ scene_break ] man : lend me a hand with these pulleys . second man : you got it . first man : check that these braces are holding . third man : the area around the pit is almost impossible to secure . the ground is waterlogged and giving way . bo : now what ? rex : ok , so how do you get down to her ? man : we 're setting the legs deeper , but we 're going to be forced to extract archaeologically . otherwise , the walls might totally collapse . rex : what 's that mean ? man : it means we go slow , a layer at a time , or it 'll all be over . rex : ok , but , she -- she ca n't stay under all that dirt and still breathe . i mean , what if the oxygen pipe does n't reach her ? bo : take it easy , rex . man : the pipe 's broken . it severed during the debris collapse . rex : ok , so she ca n't breathe ! get her out ! john : i 'm going in there . bo : no -- man : what ? bo : john , no . man : wait a second . john : listen , you 're going to lower me instead of one of your crew . man : forget it ! an experienced man has to go . bo : no , he 's right , john . you do n't know what to do . you could end up risking your life . john : no , i 'm going to get her out of there , bo . do n't try to stop me . bo : what you 're going to do , lieutenant , is follow orders . evangeline : let him go , bo . let john go down there . let him save natalie . [ scene_break ] adriana : so do you have a boyfriend ? layla : no . adriana : i did n't think so . layla : and what 's that supposed to mean ? adriana : like you said , talk is cheap . you 're spending way too much time analyzing my brother 's relationship to have one of your own . layla : ok . maybe you 're right . i am currently single , but that 's by choice . adriana : huh . nobody 's alone by choice . layla : we 're not talking about me . what mysterious power does jessica hold over antonio ? i 've known a lot of guys -- adriana : you know what ? i just want to read my book . layla : oh , no . woman - to - woman -- you might hold the secret to my future of happiness . adriana : i doubt it . layla : me , too . look , men have dumped me for just thinking about smiling at another guy . and antonio is as macho as they come . how can he forgive her for running away ? adriana : they 've been through a lot together . layla : is that all you 're going to give me ? adriana : you should ask my brother . layla : oh , come on . stop being such a convent girl . adriana : fine . antonio and jessica were engaged before , but she married someone else -- my other brother . layla : you 're kidding me , right ? adriana : oh , i wish i were . tico was not a good person -- or -- he did bad things . but jessica broke his heart . layla : and what about antonio 's ? she was his first . adriana : like i said , it 's complicated . layla : ok , and so , your brother -- adriana : tico . layla : he 's out of the picture now , right ? adriana : he 's dead . you know what ? i 'm going to go home and call my boyfriend before it gets too late . we do n't like to go to sleep without saying good night to each other . it gets lonely . [ scene_break ] viki : oh , no , thank -- no , thank you . thank you . dorian : jess ? jessica : no . duke : i do n't get it , dad . i mean , the last time that i talked to kelly on a morning run , i got the feeling that she was feeling pretty good about you guys . kevin : this is not the time or the place to talk about this , all right ? duke : you know , you 're my father and she 's my friend . let 's make time . kevin : this is about more than just kelly and me . it goes a lot deeper than that . it does n't just affect the two of us . duke : explain , please . kevin : all right . it turns out that the only reason kelly allowed me to get close to her again is so she could steal top - secret b.e . information , take it outside the company , and stop any chance we had of making a merger . duke : what ? what ? kevin : yeah , she sold us out , duke . duke : no , that is a mistake . kevin : what ? we 're the only two who knew the information . duke : i do n't care . i still do n't believe it . and i ca n't believe that you would think the worst about her without even investigating it . i mean , seriously , dad , think about that . what would kelly have to gain by doing what you 're accusing her of ? i mean , knowing full well that you 'd find out ? and even if she thought that you would n't , why would she set out to hurt you like that ? it makes no sense . [ scene_break ] dorian : kelly , i really am very sorry . kelly : oh , yeah , right , sure . dorian : no , i mean that . honey , i hate to see you in any kind of pain . and i am not going to utter the despicable `` i told you so . `` kelly : well , lucky me . i really caught a break . dorian : honey , all i want is to see you happy . really , i want you to have all the love and fulfillment that you richly deserve with a man who is deserving of you . now , then , may i offer this wisdom ? love -- ahem -- can be very complicated and fickle , especially if you 're going back to an old love . you go back with all of these expectations , you want more , and , yet , if you find that the same problems still exist , well , then , you 're just headed for a fall , a crash . kelly : i do n't know what the hell you 're talking about , but you 're giving me a headache . look , just so you know , this is not about kevin and me not being compatible -- dorian : hmm . kelly : or us wanting something from each other that we 're not able to provide . dorian : mm - hmm . kelly : it has nothing to do with that . dorian : well , if you say so , then so be it . however , is n't it going to be a bit difficult for you now to continue with your job at buchanan enterprises ? kelly : i 'm not continuing with anything at b.e . , not after kevin accused me of being a corporate spy . i mean , are you crazy ? dorian : what ? he accused you of being a spy ? kelly : oh , forget it , please . please , just forget it , please . dorian , is n't it enough for you to know that kevin and i are n't together anymore , all right ? do you have to know the why in everything ? dorian : hmm . kevin : what ? dorian : oh . i just want to say that i know all about what 's going on and i really feel so badly about it . kevin : mm - hmm . excuse me . duke : hey . kelly : please , please do n't . duke : kelly , i know what happened , ok ? i know what dad thinks you did , and i told him he was crazy . kelly : well , it does n't really matter . duke : of course it does . kelly : no , it does n't , because if kevin thinks that i 'm capable of doing something like this , of destroying a business deal for buchanan enterprises , then what does that say about me ? i mean , if that 's what he thinks i am , then how do we come back from that ? i mean , how do we ever get past it ? [ scene_break ] jessica : i should have been here for her , antonio . when all this stuff with natalie was going on , i was off doing god knows what . antonio : well , you 're here now , ok ? and as soon as they find natalie , you two will finally be home safe and sound . we 're going to beat tess . jessica : well , i hope you 're right . antonio : i am . i am . look , i 'm going to take care of you , ok ? and as soon as we know that natalie 's safe , then i 'm going to go to new york and we 'll find out everything we need to about tess . in the meantime , i 'm here for you , always . [ scene_break ] dorian : viki , are you sure you 're all right ? can i get you something ? viki : no , no , i 'm -- i 'm fine , thank you . you know , it 's really very good of you to be here . dorian : oh , nonsense . it 's the least i can do . after all , you 've been good enough to agree to be my matron of honor . viki : you know , if you 're not careful , i 'm going to start believing that you asked me to be your matron of honor for all the right reasons . [ scene_break ] nick : so if i sign the papers -- nora : you 're waiving your right to have your attorney present when you sign the affidavit to hayes ' involvement in the murders . do you understand ? nick : i do . nora : all right . i 'll make sure to show these to the judge who 's adjudicating your sentence . but please know you 'll still be in statesville for a very long time before you 're eligible for parole . nick : yeah , i know that . that 's what i deserve , because i was n't brave enough to do the right thing . marcie : you 're doing it now . nick : what 's that expression , `` too little , too late `` ? hugh : you ok ? marcie : yeah . i will be . [ scene_break ] bo : these men are professionals . you 're not trained . you 're not going in . john : they 'll lead me through it . they 'll tell me what to do . rex : yeah , he just did . you 're staying up here . what if you make it worse , john ? man : this is an order . are we clear ? bo : we 'll stay out of your way , chief . you do what you need to do . evangeline : john ? john : what are you doing here ? evangeline : i needed to be here for natalie . i want to be sure you understand that . john : thanks . evangeline : when i heard about the cave - in , i knew you were probably in the middle of it , and i -- i needed to make sure that you were -- you know , that you were ok . what 's going on ? john : i got here first , found the pit that natalie 's in . i saw her . evangeline : oh , my god . john : just for a second . then the walls caved in and blocked the access . she 's buried . the rescue team got here . they took over , but the pit 's unstable , so they have to move slow . got to be careful . evangeline : has anyone been able to communicate with her ? john : no . they ca n't hear her , they ca n't see her . but sensors picked her up on the screen . she 's down there . evangeline : that 's good news , you know ? i mean , that means that -- john : right over there . i 'm not losing her . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] marcie : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i feel like every time you see me i 'm either drunk or crying or throwing up on your shoes . hugh : that seems about right . marcie : why are you so nice to me ? hugh : why do you think i should n't be ? marcie : i guess i 'm just not used to it . i mean , growing up , people were pretty mean to me . you know , i mean , now they 're much kinder , probably because i 'm a little tougher , i think . hugh : it 's probably a little of both . marcie : you 're right . you know , for the past couple of months , i 've spent saying i 'm sorry , you know , beating up on myself because i think that i was the one who caused this whole horrible mess with my book and then with my high school club , and i know that i was not the one who caused it . i know that i did n't ruin hayes ' life . i know that i did n't turn him into a lunatic , but i -- hugh : marcie , marcie , it 's over . hayes is in jail . nick is going to jail . it 's over . marcie : but we still do n't know where natalie is and if she 's ever going to be ok again . hugh : she 'll be fine . from everything i 've heard about her , she 's tough and determined . she got a lot of people praying for her . she got tons of love and support . marcie : thank you . thanks for being here . [ scene_break ] nora : hello ? matthew ? hi , sweetie . it 's mom . yeah . are you having a good time at your daddy 's ? is marianne being good to you ? good . hey , listen , i 'm really sorry that both your daddy and i had to work late , ok , but i 'm going to make it up to you tomorrow night . it 's you and me , buddy -- junk food , videos , all to our hearts ' content . how 's that sound ? good . i ca n't wait , either . all right , but you know what ? that means you have to save up all your energy , ok ? so you go say good night to marianne right now and give her a kiss good night , hop in the sack , will you ? will you do that for me ? i love you , too . you 're the best . good night , little guy . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] kevin : hello . yeah , this is kevin buchanan . wait , are you sure ? all right , hold on . they found her . man : clear , clear ! i see her ! second man : we have a visual . john : how is she ? bo : you do n't go up there , balsom . you could cause another cave - in . you let the rescue guys do their work . man : natalie ! natalie vega ! can you hear me ? natalie ! natalie ! [ next_on ] todd : i do n't care how and mighty you think you are . you do n't want to mess with me . jessica : tess has her own life now . if i let her come out , she might take over for good . nash : maybe you could help me out . i 'm looking for somebody . bo : john , you ca n't go down there . john : i 'm going in , bo .
bo , john , and the other officers work vigilantly to save natalie from the cave - in . rex joins them in the saving of natalie .evangeline visits nora , and hugh , and fills them in on how she had undergone hypnosis to try to save natalie . hugh gets a phone call , and when he comes back , he informs nora , and evangeline that natalie has been found . evangeline goes rushing out . dorian visits vikki at llanfair , and vikki welcomes the company . along with dorian , vikki has the company of kelly , kevin , duke , antonio , and jessica . kevin fills duke in that kelly had leaked important buchanan enterprises news . kelly tells dorian that kevin had accused her of sabotage . kevin gets news that natalie has been found .
evangeline : hey . todd : hey . that is one stunning evening dress . evangeline : you 're early , todd . todd : yeah , i know . i 'm sorry . i was going to stay with starr a little longer , but she finally fell asleep . plus , she told me i needed to go home and take a shower . i was getting a little -- evangeline : well , she must be feeling better . todd : yeah , a little bit . they do n't know what 's wrong with her mentally , still , but -- god , the poor thing 's been through so much . evangeline : so have you . todd : so have you . and that 's why we 're going to party tonight , am i right ? we 're going to have a good time , am i right ? no one else might have a good time , but you and i are going to have a good time . evangeline : i 'm worried about cristian . todd : oh , yes , cristian . evangeline : i have n't -- i have n't called him yet to tell him i 'm home . i feel too guilty . i mean , we get to get dressed up and go to the ball , and he 's stuck at the gym training -- not that he 'd want to go . [ doorbell rings ] todd : oh -- hold on . let me get that . that 's a surprise . [ scene_break ] rex : bo , you got to do something . she 's still missing -- adriana . bo : i know , i know . dorian just told me . rex : well , did she also tell you she set up the whole thing ? hired someone to terrorize her own daughter just because she did n't like me ? [ scene_break ] antonio : hey . jessica : oh , hi . antonio : nash . nash : hi . antonio : hi , sweetheart . jessica : i had to get out of the apartment , so i decided i 'd tag along with nash and bree . antonio : that 's great . jessica : did you talk to bo ? antonio : i did , i did , and i should be reinstated any day now . but it 's not official yet . surprisingly enough , they have some paperwork to be processed . jessica : oh , amazing . antonio : go figure . but bo did tell me where i 'm going to be working -- vice -- and i think you should know about it , since it 's about you . [ scene_break ] claudia : excuse me . i 'm looking for john mc bain ? natalie : what do you want with him now ? claudia : hmm . [ scene_break ] blair : i love you , too . spencer 's out . he 's not going to be in his suite for a while . john : does n't give us a lot of time . blair : we do n't need a lot of time , john , we just got to get a move on it . john : just so you know -- blair : it 's dangerous . i know . i also know if i want my family back -- and i do -- this is the only way that i can nail spencer . john : all right . you think you can get your hands on the safe - deposit box key ? blair : i 'll find it . john : ok . you get the key , you get it to me , i check the box . if i get the gun , i get you back the key , you put the -- blair : look , john , do n't worry about that . you just haul spencer in . john : i ca n't . blair : why ? john : it 's an illegal search , all right ? if the gun is there , i need to get a search warrant . it 's not enough that we get the gun . the gun needs to be admissible evidence , all right ? so this stays just between you and me . blair : absolutely . john : another thing . blair : what ? john : after tonight , you 're out , you 're done . you got me ? blair : no . no . i am not done until spencer pays for what he did , and todd knows that i 'm doing all this for him . john : i 'll make sure -- i 'll make sure he knows , all right ? you just keep spencer busy during the gala . this is what you 're looking for . good luck . blair : well , if that gun is n't admissible , i know another really good use for it . [ scene_break ] claudia : i 'm here on police business . i witnessed a crime . natalie : you do n't need the chief of detectives for that . claudia : and i do n't need your permission for anything . natalie : you used john once . it ai n't going to happen again . claudia : listen , kim possible , i am not out to use anyone . i -- i am the victim here . natalie : a role you played to the hilt , i 'm sure . john : natalie . why do n't you let me handle this ? what is it you want now ? claudia : i -- um -- was held at gunpoint during the attempted robbery at capricorn and i -- i made a statement , but i guess i forgot to sign my name . natalie : you do n't need to talk to the chief of detectives about signing your stupid name ! john : excuse me . if you 'll take a seat over there , i 'll be with you in a minute . claudia : thank you . thank you very much . natalie : you think she 's going to try to get away with it ? who 's she kidding ? john : what are you doing ? you ca n't do this and work here . [ scene_break ] rex : this is twisted , even for her . she did all this to make adriana think that i did all this , that i 'd come out looking like some kind of hero -- dorian : you are delusional . rex : and you 're sick and cruel . bo : is this true ? dorian : bo , how can you even ask me such a thing ? bo : oh , i have some nerve , do n't i ? i mean , you 've always been so truthful , so aboveboard . dorian : you should be looking for adriana instead of abusing me . bo : if this turns out to be some kind of hoax -- dorian : it is n't . bo , it is n't . honestly , i have no idea where ad -- adriana is . i -- no idea at all . rex : oh , crap . bo : what , you do n't believe her ? rex : no , i do . and if she does n't know where adriana is , then this whole thing is even worse than i thought . [ scene_break ] cristian : what are you doing out of the hospital ? evangeline : i was going to call you . i just have n't had -- cristian : the doctors said tomorrow . evangeline : well , i talked them into today . cristian : i should 've been there . evangeline : no , cristian , you were training . it 's ok . todd : yeah , you were training . i drove her home . it 's ok . evangeline : that 's -- that 's a pretty formal training outfit you have there . cristian : well , when i found out you got released , i remembered you wanted to go to that big bash the hospital was throwing . so i 'm taking you . you can go . todd : that 's funny -- you do n't want her to leave the hospital , but you want to take her dancing ? cristian : do n't you worry . i 'll make sure she does n't push herself too hard . todd : you know , you said that your training session 's more important than her , but she comes in here last minute and you want to take her to the gala ? cristian : i never said that . evangeline : ok , you guys , remember we said we were n't going to do this anymore at the hospital ? i 'm sorry , todd , this is between me and cristian . cristian : see ya . evangeline : actually , no . cristian , i said i would go to the gala with todd , and that 's what i 'm going to do . [ scene_break ] spencer : hey , baby . blair : oh ! spencer : how are you doing ? blair : you 're here ! spencer : yeah , well -- blair : i was n't expecting that . spencer : my last appointment finished a little early , so , you know , i -- wow , wow , wow . look at you -- deja vu . blair : well it better not be . they told me this dress was an original . they better not have been lying . spencer : well , i mean , about a year ago in july when you walked into the country club , you were wearing something , you know , kind of similar to this . i must say , it was n't the dress that knocked my socks off , though . blair : oh , right , it was just my natural beauty , right ? spencer : that 's right . you 're darn right it was . i 've never seen anything so beautiful in my life . blair : well , you -- kind of clean up nice yourself there , doctor . spencer : wait a minute . what 's going on with you ? what , are you a little on edge or something , huh ? blair : no -- no , i just -- i think , with starr in the hospital and everything , it 's -- it 's kind of ridiculous that i get all gussied up with my little girl in the hospital . spencer : i understand . look , i reviewed her file myself , she 's going to be fine . i 'm going to do everything in my power to make sure of it . blair : hmm . ok . spencer : all right ? blair : what about me ? spencer : oh , i have something very special planned for you tonight . blair : what -- you e a renowned doctor . spencer : yes , i am . blair : you can not go out looking like this . spencer : wait a minute -- blair : you ca n't even tie your tie right ? spencer : hey , hey -- whoa , i left it that way on purpose . blair : oh , no , i messed it up . oh , i messed your shirt up . spencer : i 'll fix it , but -- blair : sorry , spencer . spencer : it 's all right . blair : you need to button your tie and -- spencer : i do n't like ties , anyway . blair : i know , but -- spencer : since when are you so worried about ties ? blair : well , you 're right , i am on edge . i hope you can fix it . i 'm sorry . spencer : i can fix it -- blair : yeah , i -- spencer : i 'm thinking if i could get a little champagne or something -- blair : oh , that sounds great . we should have that , like , before , you know , we go . spencer : no , after we get to the gala . i 've got a welcome speech to give , remember ? blair : well , then , they 'll just have to wait for us , i guess . spencer : i 'm a little bit nervous about it because i have n't really prepared much for the evening because i have this surprise for you . blair : great ! really ? well , what -- what 's the surprise ? i ca n't wait to see it . spencer : well , if i told you , it would n't be much of a surprise , now , would it ? blair : oh , that 's right , that 's right . spencer : all right . how 's this ? pass inspection ? blair : you look marvelous , just marvelous . shall we go ? spencer : let 's go . blair : ok . spencer : absolutely . blair : all right . thank you . oh -- spencer : hey , hey , hey -- blair : oh , spencer -- spencer : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] antonio : because of what happened to you , jess , when you were a kid , we 've decided to form a task force targeting child pornography . jessica : those tapes ? antonio : yes . we 're going to find all those tapes and the creeps who bought them . jessica : i do n't like talking about this . nash : there 's other tapes ? you drop that on her -- did you know that there 's other -- jessica : i knew there were other tapes , nash . antonio 's right . we have to do this . antonio : i want this to be over -- jessica : i know . antonio : completely over for you . jessica : i know . it sounds like a horrible job , but thank god you 're doing it . antonio : well , anyone who uses kids that way should pay the price . [ phone rings ] i have to take this . jessica : go ahead . nash : you ok ? jessica : i have to be . nash : can you fix this ? jessica : well , dr. jamison says that i have to face it . i ca n't use -- tess ca n't be the keeper of those memories . antonio : yeah , on my way . i 'm sorry , but i have to go . jessica : it 's ok . it 's ok . thanks for telling me . antonio : all right . nash : well , he sure slipped into the cop thing pretty quickly . jessica : well , that 's antonio . when he finds out what 's important , he makes a decision . nash : i get that . and i know what 's important to me , and i just made my decision . [ scene_break ] john : what 's our motto ? `` protect and serve . `` you know , a civilian -- they come into this station . whether we like them or not , we do n't treat them that way . natalie : `` civilian `` ? john : mm - hmm . natalie : yeah -- if that 's what you want to call a conniving slut . see , you know i 'm right . john : yeah , you 're right . you 're -- you 're right about everything . natalie : ok , now i 'm getting a little scared . john : i 'm not going to fight with you . i need your help . natalie : hmm . gosh , you know , i wish i could , but i got to study for my exams . i 'm kind of busy . john : oh , you 're busy ? ok , well , then i wo n't even bother asking . natalie : oh , stop . come on , you know i 'll help you . just do n't be so smug about it . john : well , when this is done , i 'll help you study . how 's that ? natalie : what am i going to do ? john : well , you 're going to go to the gala . what do you think about that ? natalie : ooh . undercover at the gala , some gritty police work . john : yeah . the thing is , truman would be suspicious if he saw me with blair , but not you . so she 's going to slip you the key and you 're going to give it to me , ok ? natalie : ok . no problem . john : `` no problem `` ? this is serious . i need you to take it serious . natalie : ok . i will . john : all right . i -- i 'm going to go deal with the `` conniving -- `` natalie : slut ? john : right . [ scene_break ] bo : thank you . ok . pictures of adriana are being distributed on the mainland across from where she left on the boat . there are units that are canvassing the area , seeing if anybody saw adriana . if they did see her , they want to know if she was alone . dorian : of course she was alone . she 's just so angry at rex for his betrayal that she -- she 's taking some time to be alone before she comes home . bo : well , i hope you 're right . rex : she 's got no money , no phone , no i.d . where do you think she 's taking this time ? bo : all right , this is being treated as a missing - persons case . now , i want all the correspondence from this stalker . rex : well , then confiscate her hard drive because there is no stalker . he 's just another one of her brilliant ideas -- like setting me up to look like a junkie . dorian : what ? rex : you remember that ? that was her , too . paid someone to shoot me up with heroin , almost killed me , but , hey , anything to keep me and adriana apart , right ? clint : dorian ? is that true ? [ scene_break ] blair : spencer , i told you , i just feel a little weird going out tonight , that 's all . spencer : ok , then we wo n't , then . blair : yes , we 're going to go . you have a very important speech . i just -- if you could maybe just get me some -- some water , i 'm -- spencer : water ? blair : yeah . spencer : blair , come on , now -- blair : spencer , i will be fine . there 's nothing i want more than to walk into that gala on your arm tonight , ok ? some water . spencer : i want that , too . i 'll get you some water . blair : ok . spencer : water , coming up . blair : thank you . ahem . i 'm fine . i was looking for clues . [ scene_break ] antonio : we got evidence that norman leeds wrote several checks to you over the course of 10 years -- man : can i get something to drink ? antonio : starting about 20 years ago . bob , i want to know what he was paying you for . bob : whoa . am i going to get into trouble ? antonio : well , that depends on how much help you are . bob : i -- i was n't doing anything wrong . antonio : well , then you got nothing to worry about . but , bob , if you do n't tell me , i 'm going to get pretty upset , and you do n't want that and neither do i . bob : i delivered stuff . that 's what he paid me for . antonio : `` stuff `` ? like videotapes ? bob : i was n't supposed to look inside the envelopes . antonio : do you remember who you delivered the envelopes to ? bob : yeah -- guys . antonio : do you remember their names ? bob : yeah . there -- there was a stanley hill , and a guy named hagan -- he was a regular stop -- and -- oh , a doctor . a snyder , dr. eugene snyder . antonio : that 's good , bob . that 's real good . bob : can i have something to drink now ? a lemonade ? antonio : yeah . yeah , bob , anything you want . look , this is almost over . i just got a couple more questions . bob : my head hurts . i do n't like this . antonio : yeah , i know . look , bob , did you ever see what was inside the envelopes ? bob : he told me not to look . antonio : leeds ca n't hurt you now . bob : i just wanted to see what -- what was so important . antonio : they were videotapes , right ? bob : yeah . antonio : was there any printing on any of them ? bob : no . all it said was girls ' names . antonio : like ? bob : like `` rose , `` `` donna , `` `` tess . `` [ scene_break ] nash : i have always had a dream of running my own vineyard , and tess -- tess made that happen . but i 've been trying to run it from here to hold on to it . jessica : well , you should hold on to your dreams . nash : yeah , but things change . and you got to change with them . jessica : hmm . yeah , i take that concept to extremes . nash : wow . you 're more like tess than i knew . jessica : so does this mean you 've changed your mind and you 're going back to napa ? nash : no . i 'm not going to let go of the vineyard . it meant too much to tess . but i 'm going to try to get involved with a business closer to home . close to brennan -- that 's where my home is . jessica : ok , nash , listen . if you think that you 're just going to set up camp here and wait for tess to come back out , that 's not going to happen and i 'm going to make sure of it . nash : i know that . jessica : it 's not enough to know it . you have to accept it . i 'm going to go move the car . nash : do n't worry , she 's wrong . tess will be back , and you and i will be right here waiting for her . [ scene_break ] cristian : you 're going with him ? todd : yeah . see ya . evangeline : no , actually , you will see him , because i 'm going with both of you . todd : that sounds fun . evangeline : it will be fun . it will be fun , unless one of you chooses to act like a jerk . [ phone rings ] todd : that 's starr 's nurse . i got to take it . evangeline : yeah , you can take it in the other room if you want . todd : thanks . hey , starr . cristian : is this payback ? evangeline : for what ? cristian : i know -- i know i should n't have surprised you , but do i really deserve a night with this guy ? evangeline : cristian , you being here is a wonderful surprise . and -- look , todd -- he 's going through a really hard time right now and i want to be there for him . i mean , when i was going through a really hard time , he was there for me . and look at you . i mean , i did n't think this was possible , but you look even better than i remember . and i can see you because of him . cristian : right . and i know how loyal you are . evangeline : yeah . he 's my friend , he always will be . take it or leave it . cristian : do n't you see it ? he wants more than friendship , evangeline . evangeline : you know , it 's a funny thing , that word `` see . `` i 've really come to appreciate it , and i have noticed that two people can look at the exact same thing and see it totally differently . but you know what , cristian ? even when i was blind , i could see with perfect clarity that despite everything , that man is still in love with blair . [ scene_break ] spencer : we really should think about getting you something to eat . blair : oh , no , no , no , no , no . water is just fine . we 'll get something to eat at the gala . come on . damn it ! spencer : what 's that ? blair : um -- nothing . um -- spencer : here you go . blair : great . oh , thank you so much . spencer : no problem . blair : mm - hmm . spencer : that better now ? blair : mm - hmm . i feel a lot better . spencer : let 's see what 's going on here . blair : ah -- spencer : you are so tense . blair : i know . spencer : beautiful , but tense . blair : thank you , that really feels great . spencer : yeah ? i 'll tell you something else that 's going to feel great -- when starr 's out of the hospital and you can stop worrying about her . blair : yeah . spencer : then you can start letting me take care of you . blair : oh , you know what ? i think i 'm starting to feel so much better already . you know , we should go . spencer : are you kidding me ? blair : no . we should . spencer : just like that ? blair : yeah . it 's amazing -- just like that , i feel better . and i just would n't want you to miss your big speech . spencer : oh , there 's no hurry -- blair : no , no , i -- i would feel terrible if i made you late for that important -- i would want to kill myself . spencer : all right . if you insist . blair : oh , i do , i do . here you go . great . spencer : you 're something , you know that ? blair : no , you are . you look so -- oh -- spencer ? you 're missing a button . spencer : well , it 's all right . no one 's going to notice . blair : no , it 's right here . spencer : i just wo n't button up . blair : right here . spencer : blair , come on . blair : i 'll sew it . i will sew it on for you . do you have a needle and thread around here ? spencer : first my tie , then my jacket ? no , i 'll call the concierge . blair : you sure ? spencer : sure i 'm sure . blair : no , you know what ? that would take way too much time . i 'll just run down there and ask them if they have one of those little kits that -- spencer : no , no , no , you wo n't . i will go , all right ? blair : what ? spencer : besides , we would n't want to spoil your grand entrance , right ? here , keep this -- blair : ok . spencer : because i -- god forbid anybody sees me with a button missing -- blair : oh -- spencer : from my jacket . blair : ok . we 'll just have this fixed for you in a jiffy . spencer : i 'll be right back . blair : ok , hurry up . [ scene_break ] dorian : clint , did you just hear those terrible lies about me ? clint : well , i heard what rex just said . dorian : well , they were lies . all of it , just terrible lies because he 's -- he 's desperately trying to shift the blame off of himself . you could n't possibly believe something like that about me ? clint : well , sure i can . anybody who ever knew you would believe it . rex : could you arrest her , please ? clint : and they 'd say you 'd do anything to get what you want , regardless of whether it was right or wrong or what it was doing to somebody else . dorian do n't you do this to me . clint : but those people knew her back in the day . i do n't think that 's her now . dorian : oh -- clint : you know , i really believe that dorian has changed . i really believe that . dorian : thank you . rex : yeah , well , that 's all really sweet , but adriana 's still missing , we got to find her . bo : all right , i need a list of names from you two of anybody that you know that may have had contact with adriana -- any friends , any business associates . dorian : fine . i 'll -- i 'll get right on that . clint , could you come with me for a moment , please ? clint : yeah , sure . dorian : thank you . thank you so much for believing in me . clint : well , dorian , i have to . if what rex said was true , i 'd never be able to look you in the face again . [ scene_break ] blair : damn , why do they make these things so tight ? that was quick . spencer : yeah , it was . here you go . blair : great . give me the thread . spencer : you know what ? let me do this . i 'll do it . here , give me that . blair : no , no , no . you save your little handiwork for your patients . spencer : all right . if you insist . blair : i ca n't do this -- spencer : go on , i want to see it . blair : with you staring at me like this . spencer : it 's another side of you i have n't really seen before . blair : oh , you 're looking for a domestic side of me ? spencer : that 's right . blair : i am not martha stewart , you got that ? spencer : very sexy , very sexy . blair : uh - huh , uh - huh . spencer : and -- um -- blair : what ? spencer : well , i do n't know -- it just kind of makes me wonder about all the other things i 'm going to find out about you that will surprise me in the future -- our future . blair : well , i can tell you this right now -- if you 're looking at our future as me as a housewife , you got a big surprise coming , pal . spencer : hmm . [ scene_break ] evangeline : todd denies it , but it does n't change the truth . he still loves blair , and i think he wants to go to the gala with me because he knows she 's going to be there . he wants her to see him getting along without her . and , cristian , you know that i have made it perfectly clear to him that we are friends and that i have a boyfriend . cristian : hmm . you do ? evangeline : yeah . cristian : who ? evangeline : he 's this boxer / painter guy . cristian : oh . one of those . evangeline : yeah . you know , one of those run - of - the - mill boxer / painter guys . problem is -- cristian : yeah ? evangeline : that i 'm like , you know , totally crazy about him . cristian : oh , really ? in -- in some intellectual , lawyer way ? evangeline : not so much . more like in , you know , the old - fashioned , `` i wish we did n't keep getting interrupted `` way ? cristian : me , too . evangeline : me , too . and i know that we both know that we have to go to this thing tonight , you know , and that we 'll probably be there till really late and -- and then you 'll have to train in the morning early so you 'll probably have to go to bed . cristian : hey . i can sleep when i 'm dead . evangeline : really ? cristian : really . so tonight is our night . [ scene_break ] spencer : blair ? you all right ? blair : yeah , yeah . i -- i just kind of pricked my finger . spencer : all right , that 's it . give me that , blair . blair : no , no , no , i -- spencer : i can sew up an aorta blindfolded , for crying out loud . blair : you might be able to do that , but i started this . and i always finish what i start . [ scene_break ] renee : i do n't know why you 'd want a seating chart for tonight , unless you 're planning a reception of your own . maybe you and john ? natalie : police business . renee : ah . you going to bust a charity gala ? somebody 's going to smuggle drugs in the cream puffs ? natalie : this door here -- could somebody sneak out of it easily without being noticed ? renee : oh , yes , ma'am . asa and i have . over 100 times . [ scene_break ] bob : ah . that was good . antonio : good . and thanks for helping me . bob : can i go now ? antonio : just one more question . those tapes -- did you ever see any of them ? bob : oh , no . they were bad , were n't they ? antonio : yeah . bob : norman -- he was bad , too . antonio : yeah . yeah , bob , he was bad . but , bob , you just helped me make things better for the people he hurt . bob : like those -- those girls , huh ? rose , donna , tess -- antonio : yeah . like them . [ scene_break ] jessica : oh , she is out like a light . i hope that means that she wo n't be up all night again . nash : i 'm going to let you take a nap while she 's out , so i should go . jessica : nash , listen . for the record , i really appreciated what you did for me the other day . making the appointment with dr . jamison , calling antonio . nash : putting up with you shooing me out . no big deal . jessica : it was . you could have used the situation to your advantage , and you did n't . nash : well , you know , jessica , the thing is , i 'm just one heck of a guy . jessica : hmm - hmm - hmm . when you 're right , you 're right . nash : no , i 'm just a guy . but i could see how much pain you were in , and i had to do something about it . that 's not how i want to get my tess back . jessica : i thought you said you were going to stop hoping for that . nash : yeah . but i just ca n't seem to stop thinking of her . i really should go . jessica : wait . wait . nash : the book . you did everything you could to hide that from me the other day . jessica : uh -- it 's tess ' journal . i found it in the baby 's things . nash : ooh . jessica : i read it . huh . that 's how the memory -- i got the memory back of when i was little , when i first created tess . nash : well , you know , if it 's helping you remember stuff -- jessica : no , no . it 's fine , i -- i read through it all . i do n't need it anymore . nash : you 're giving it to me ? jessica : well , yeah . i mean , at first , i was scared that there might be something in there that you could use to bring tess back , but there 's nothing like that . you should have it . i 'm sure it 'll be nice for you to hear her voice again . nash : thank you . `` keep out . this means you , nash . `` jessica : yeah . nash : i can hear her saying that . jessica : so can i . but i think under the circumstances , she 'd want you to read it . nash : thanks . [ scene_break ] dorian : there you are . bo : thank you . if you think of anyone else , i want you to call me , ok ? rex : i 'm going to get my laptop so that you can read the emails . you know , the emails you put there under the `` sent `` file . dorian : there are laws against slander . would you like to test them ? rex : there 's laws about throwing people up against walls . you want to test them ? bo : knock it off . knock -- go get your laptop . rex : if anything happens to adriana , i will -- bo : go . rex : i will take a fork and -- bo : go ! dorian : bo , adriana is just very angry at rex . and she needs some time alone , that 's all . that -- it has to be that . clint : dorian -- bo : i hope you 're right . clint : it 's ok . anything else can do ? bo : not here . no , the -- the authorities on the island are sending out search parties . dorian : oh , i 'll go . i want to help . clint : why do n't you just stay here and see what happens ? dorian : no , no , it 's not like me to just sit around and wait . clint : all right , you want me to go with you ? dorian : no . no , because you have a family of your own , and they need you . clint : yeah . dorian : no , i 'll be fine . thank you . adriana is going to be all right , you know . what other choice is there ? clint : see ya . bo : so , dorian 's changed , huh ? clint : do n't start . bo : now , what 's that old saying ? what is it , about a leopard and its spots ? or zebra and stripes , you know ? or dorian doing stupid , thoughtless things ? clint : bo , do you think even dorian would set out to terrorize her own daughter ? bo : do you ? dorian : kimi -- um -- i 'm going to be going away for a little while . pack my bags for me . i do n't know how long , just do it . warm - weather clothes . thank you . clint : if what rex said was true , i 'd never be able to look you in the face again . dorian : no . no , what -- what -- what i did has not caused this . no . adriana is going to be just fine . she 's -- she is fine . fine . [ scene_break ] cristian : so , you want a drink ? todd : it 's a haut - marne , 1987 . i got evangeline a case , if you want one . cristian : milwaukee , 2006 . i just bought a six - pack . evangeline : everybody ready ? [ scene_break ] antonio : you all right ? jessica : yeah , everything 's fine . the baby 's fast asleep . antonio : good . i talked to someone . there are more tapes out there . jessica : i knew that . antonio : yeah . i got a list of all the people that bought them . there 's even a doctor . a guy named snyder . look , honey , i feel like i need to keep telling you about this because it 's important that you know everything so that you can keep getting better . jessica : leeds and people like him -- they depend on people not wanting to remember , wanting to forget . antonio : baby , when you remember , whatever you remember , i 'll be right there . always . jessica : i know . i know . i have to do this . to do it for me . for us . tess ' voice : `` maybe if i write this all down , maybe it 'll help keep me strong , keep jess away , and keep me from disappearing . but even if she does win this round , i 'm coming back . i 've done it before , and i can do it again . as long as nash loves me , i 'll find a way to be with him . `` [ scene_break ] claudia : bad news ? nash : hey , i did n't see you there . claudia : obviously . you seemed pretty upset . nash : no . it 's confirmation that i 'm making the right move . claudia : and that would be ? nash : did you know that there are over 90 wineries in pennsylvania ? claudia : you 're not going back to california , are you ? nash : no . i 'm going to stay here . claudia : oh . well , it 's a good thing i 'm staying here , too . [ scene_break ] natalie : ok . i think the best place for blair to pass me off the key is in the ladies ' room . i 'll come out , slip it to you , and then you can sneak out through the side door . nobody 'll see you . john : right . natalie : john , look , i know it 's not scientific or anything , but i do have a really good feeling about tonight . i think finally tonight , you 're going to be able to nail that bastard . [ scene_break ] spencer : here you go . blair : ah , thank you . spencer : you 're welcome . blair : huh , you know , spencer , you 're in an odd mood tonight . spencer : oh , am i really , huh ? blair : uh - huh . spencer : maybe i just feel like this is going to be a very special night for the both of us . blair : and i feel the very same way . spencer : all right , i 'll be right back . blair : what ? spencer : i forgot something -- blair : what ? spencer : i just -- i 'll be right back . do n't go anywhere . blair : ok . spencer : yes , how late are you open , please ? right . no , no , no , it 's fine . i just -- i put something in my safe - deposit box earlier . it looks like i 'm going to need it after all -- tonight , as a matter of fact . no , no , that 's -- that 's plenty of time . i 'll see you shortly . thank you . ready ? blair : ca n't wait . spencer : ok . [ next_on ] dorian : where is my daughter ? adriana : i 'm so sorry , rex . rex : she 's still out there somewhere . i got to find her . john : blair is so determined to prove that spencer set todd up , she 's gotten herself in way over her head . spencer : will you marry me ?
blair talks with john and he tells her what it is that she has to do in order to get the safety deposit key from spencer . after this , he wants her out of it all . she will not go though . she plans to stay in the game until she gets everything that she needs to show todd that she sacrificed for him . john promises to tell todd everything when the time comes . todd arrives early to get evangeline and she is n't ready yet . cristian arrives dressed for the gala , but evangeline tells that she did in fact agree to go with todd . claudia comes to make a complaint . natalie asks her why she is asking for john . when she hears what claudia wants him for , she shouts at claudia that she does n't need the chief of detectives for that . john sends claudia into his office to wait for him and then he reprimands natalie for her behavior , warning that she ca n't work there if she is going to treat the complainants that way . he alerts her to the fact as well that she has to be the one to get the safety deposit key from blair that night as john is suspicious of him . blair runs home and messes up spencer 's tie to get him out of the room so she can get the key . she makes him go get a sewing kit so she can be alone to get the key . he makes a call to the bank , telling that he needs to get into his safety deposit box that night to get something important . john and natalie have a plan and they are going to pull it off at the gala . natalie gets details about ways to get out of the building without being noticed that will come into play after natalie gets the key from blair . rex accuses dorian in front of bo . dorian denies , denies , denies clint comes into the room , sure that dorian did n't do this . he thinks that the old dorian may have done something like that but not the new and improved dorian . if she did do a thing like that , he could n't ever look her in the eye again . dorian thanks him for saying that . when alone , she calls kimmie and orders the hired help to pack her things as she is going out to search for her daughter . the baby is sleeping , and so nash decides he should go . jessica gives him tess 's journal so that he can read it as that is all that he will have of her now that tess is n't returning . he reads and gets comfort from the book . in the journal , tess writes that she will do anything that she can to come out as long as nash wants her . claudia finds him in the park . she learns that he is n't returning to california with makes her happy as she is n't returning either .
[ somber music plays ] kevin : to grandpa . natalie : to grandpa . joey : to grandpa . jessica : to grandpa . natalie : so , who do we pick on first ? kevin : oh , that 's easy . jessica : ah -- hmm . joey : oh , no . uh -- listen , guys , i have -- believe me -- nothing interesting to say . jessica : oh , no , no , no , joey . that 's not going to work with this group . natalie : that 's right , she 's right . we want to hear all about your love life , so spill it . come on . come on , come on . [ scene_break ] blair : oh -- what was that for , max ? you know what -- do n't answer that . i mean , you know -- things like this happen at funerals . people are upset , they 're emotional , and -- and i know how you feel about asa . max : that kiss was not about asa . it was about you , blair . [ scene_break ] cord : honey , how can you say that you do n't deserve to be here ? sarah : because it 's true . i mean , i have been here for weeks , and i 've never come to see asa , not even once and when i finally decided to , it was too late . [ scene_break ] alex : oh . i want you to know i forgive you . renee : for what ? alex : for not telling me about asa . i know you did n't do it on purpose . you were just grief - stricken -- we all are . matthew : grandma ? who is this ? alex : i used to be your grandmother . [ music ends ] [ scene_break ] lindsay : where 's bo now ? nora : last i saw him , he was heading out for a walk with a bottle of bourbon . lindsay : we should go find him . nora : clint went after him . he 'll handle it . lindsay : rex said that he was really concerned about bo 's state of mind . nora : no offense , lindsay , but bo 's state of mind right now is none of your concern . [ scene_break ] clint : is destroying pa 's favorite old hat going to do anything for anybody ? bo , what is the matter with you ? why are you so angry at pa ? [ scene_break ] dorian : hello ! hello , can anybody hear me ? we 're locked in here ! someone , open this door right now ! viki : why is this happening to me ? dorian : to you ? i 'm the one who 's claustrophobic . viki : yeah ? right on cue . hmm . dorian : and what is that supposed to mean ? viki : oh , dorian , come on -- we 've been over this routine countless times . it 's like some sort of cosmic joke by now . we get stuck somewhere together , we fight like cats and dogs , and then somebody rescues us . i do n't know about you , but i find this very old . there is nothing left to fight about . dorian : i would n't be so sure of that . viki : of what ? dorian : maybe -- maybe this was supposed to happen . maybe the universe meant for us to have it out , once and for all . [ scene_break ] max : you 're so beautiful -- and so difficult , but undeniably beautiful . blair : and you are still so smooth . max : i missed you . i missed being with you . blair : now , come on , max . you 're telling me there 's not one woman down in argentina that wants to keep you warm at night ? max : nobody special . nobody like you , but then there is nobody like you , blair cramer . you 're one of a kind . i just do n't want to lose you -- not again . blair : what are you saying , max ? max : i 'm leaving to go back home tomorrow . i want you to come with me . [ scene_break ] lindsay : if bo 's in trouble , i want to help . nora : the situation is under control , lindsay . you can go . lindsay : i 'd feel better if i could stay until i know he 's all right . nora : well , i 'd feel better if you would go . lindsay : the last time i looked , this is n't your house . bo 's not your husband or even your boyfriend . nora : i live here , and bo 's the father of my child . and to be perfectly honest , lindsay , you have a way of turning everything into the lindsay show and that 's not what bo needs right now . lindsay : i would never do anything to upset him . nora : you would n't mean to , but you 're lindsay rappaport -- it just goes with the territory . now , if you 'll excuse me -- lindsay : you have no authority . i 'm here because rex asked me to be and because bo is my friend . nora : bo is your friend ? lindsay : every bit as much as he is yours . bo and i are friends and that 's that . alex : are you two still fighting over bo ? i guess some things never change . [ scene_break ] bo : oh . clint : you might want to take it easy on the bourbon . bo : i got a good idea , big brother . why do n't you grieve your way , and i 'll grieve mine ? clint : you 're not grieving -- you 're brooding . you have been ever since we got the news . i know that you and pa had your differences . but the man was our father . now he 's dead and gone . for god 's sake , show him some respect . bo : why should i show asa buchanan any respect ? he never showed me any . [ scene_break ] viki : actually , i think the universe has more important things to do than to set up yet another pointless grudge match between us . dorian : `` pointless `` ? hmm . i 'm not so sure it 's pointless . and how can you be so certain that we do n't have something really important to discuss ? viki : well , the thing is , i do n't want to discuss `` anything `` with you ! my children are upstairs , two of whom i never get to see ! dorian : hmm . viki : and their grandfather just died ! i should be spending today with them , not you . hello , hello ! dorian : you 're not my favorite person , either . but there really is something very important that i need to say to you . viki : oh , i doubt it . dorian : you better hear me out , victoria , because i 've kept this to myself far too long . viki : for god sakes , i really do n't `` care `` about what goes on between you and clint , and i wish to hell you would leave me out of it ! dorian : this has nothing to do with clint . this is about your father , victor . viki : `` victor `` ? dorian , we 've covered that subject ad nauseam ! dorian : but we have n't covered the fact that i 'm the one who killed him . [ scene_break ] cord : let me tell you something . asa was crazy about you . and i know that he would understand that you did n't get a chance to see him before he died . i did n't get a chance to see him , neither did kevin and joey . and c.j . -- [ cord sighs ] cord : c.j . could n't even make it here for this today . but i do know one thing -- i know that asa knew exactly how much we all loved him . sarah : but that 's what 's wrong , dad . when i finally did decide to come by , it was only so i could sucker him into overruling you and grandpa about the trust fund thing . asa was so good to me . he believed in my music . i loved him so much . sarah : and i never got a chance to tell him that . in the end , all i cared about was the money . [ scene_break ] joey : and i 'm just trying to pick them all up . she throws a drink in my face , and i 'm not sure what she 's screaming at me , but by the looks of the people around us , it was n't good . it was not -- yeah -- the love connection i was hoping for . jessica : you 're -- no , no , you , you 're making it up . you 're making it up . joey : no , kevin , back me up . kevin : hmm . i was there , i was there . if zane was n't sick , kelly would be here to vouch for the fact that we tried to stop the insanity , but we were just laughing too hard . jessica : oh , you are truly , terribly pathetic . natalie : well , at least he tried ! joey : well , thank you , thank you . now , kevin 's pathetic . kevin : yeah , it is pathetic . jessica : easy , there . kevin : oh ! joey : so , i would like to hear a little bit about your love life . jessica : well , what about it ? i am a very happy newlywed , and i have a gorgeous husband and a beautiful but fussy daughter that my husband is understanding enough to take care of so i can hang out with you guys . joey : well , that 's a nice try , but what about your love life ? jessica : oh , let 's just say it was a long time coming , and next . joey : all right . natalie : ok , ok -- new topic . what do we all think about dad dating dorian lord ? kevin : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . natalie : what ? kevin : whoa . natalie : what , bad subject ? kevin : oh , i do n't know -- ask dustin hoffman over here . natalie : huh ? [ kevin chuckles ] jessica : you did n't know that dorian and joey were an item back in the day ? natalie : oh , yeah , right . yeah , i think i blocked that out , like the memory of a car accident . joey : ah , it was n't like that . kevin : yes , it was . [ laughter ] kevin : yes , it was . [ scene_break ] viki : are you insane ? dorian : no . you cornered that market a long time ago . think about it . why would i lie ? viki : why would you lie ? oh , i can think of about a million reasons right off the top of my head . dorian : name one . viki : i am not having this conversation with you . dorian : you know , i would think that you 'd be thrilled that i 'm letting you off the hook . viki : i do n't want to be let off the hook , ok ? i accepted a long time ago that i murdered my father . dorian : except you did n't -- i did . viki : actually , dorian , neither one of us did . you ca n't have forgotten his triumphant return from the grave a few years ago . dorian : if it really was him . viki : oh , for heaven 's sakes ! you know , i know that everything in your life is a competition . but i can not believe you seriously expect me to argue over who killed victor and that you want to win ! you want to rehash victor , you go right ahead . you 're on your own -- i want no part of it . i refuse to define my life by how it relates to yours . dorian : oh ? and how do you define your life ? viki : excuse me ? dorian : we 've just been to asa 's funeral . we 've heard speeches , eulogies . we -- we 've heard all about his dreams , hopes , and accomplishments , a virtual tour of what defined that man 's life , so i 'm asking you again -- what defines yours , viki ? because from where i 'm standing , it looks pretty damn empty to me . [ scene_break ] clint : of course pa respected you . bo : how do you figure that ? huh ? all he ever tried to do was show me up -- first , women , you know ? he 'd always try to go after all of them just to show that , you -- to prove that he could take them . and then when that got old , all of a sudden it became my jobs . i ran security for buchanan enterprises , worldwide , but not good enough -- no . and then there was the football team -- no , not good enough . the tv station -- no , nothing i ever did was ever good enough for that old man ! clint : that is so far from the truth . bo : oh , gee , clint , come on . stop trying to turn him into some kind of a saint now just because he 's dead . clint : and do n't you make him out to be the devil . bo : he mocked everything i tried to do -- everything ! i became the commissioner of police , so what do you think he did ? he -- he made it his mission to try to break the law just as many times as he possibly could . then i 'd -- i 'd get in his face , he 'd turn around and he 'd laugh in my face ! why ? because the buchanans do n't have to play by any rules . because the buchanans are above the law , the buchanans are royalty ! clint : you do n't even know what you 're saying . bo : you do n't know what you 're talking about ! you do n't ! listen to me , big brother -- you face it ! the job that i do right now , i 'd do it for one dollar a year -- one ! why ? i love that job ! you know what he did ? he laughed at it ! he laughed at it all the time -- you want to know why ? he was embarrassed by it ! clint : that 's bull . bo : ah . clint : and you -- you got to know that . after all these years , you 've got to see that . there 's a reason pa was so hard on you -- it 's because he was jealous . bo : of `` what `` ? clint : of you . [ scene_break ] blair : max , i ca n't just hop on the next flight down to south america with you . max : why not ? blair : well -- i 've got kids , jack and starr , for starters . max : so bring them . why not ? they 'll love it -- your kids , my kids . it 'll be fun . yeah , we 'll see how it goes and , you know , maybe in a few months , you can come back down again , make it a regular thing . blair : like a timeshare ? max : will you -- i 'm trying to be serious here , ok ? i miss you . i think we should give this a shot , you know ? we 'll take it slow . we 'll , you know , get to know each other and see how things work out . blair : i do n't -- i do n't know . it -- it 's -- it 's -- max : it 's right . feels that way to me . how does it feel to you ? [ scene_break ] alex : asa 's in a better place , although , this is a very nice place as places go . but this should be a day we put aside our petty differences and focus on what 's really important . i know that i missed the funeral , but have they had the reading of the will yet ? renee : i knew you were dressed for halloween . you always came as a vulture . alex : oh . poor renee -- you must be prostrate with grief . now , do n't fight , not today . i 'm going to roam around my old house . i want to feel closer to my asa . renee : excuse me . i better warn security . [ scene_break ] matthew : mom ? nora : yes , love ? matthew : where 's dad ? nora : he went for a walk with your uncle clint -- you know , brother stuff . lindsay : matthew ? i 'm really sorry about what happened to your grandfather . and i want you to know that if you or your dad need anything , you are both welcome to call me . you have my number . matthew : ok . lindsay : goodbye , nora . nora : lindsay . you 're leaving ? lindsay : you 're right -- i do n't belong here . [ scene_break ] bo : pa 's jealous of me ? huh -- you 're drunk . yes , clint -- you 're drunk ! you 're drunker than me ! clint : the reason pa went after you the way he did was to prove that he could beat you , but he could n't . listen to me . you were the only horse asa buchanan could never break . bo , he loved you . i think he loved you the most because you took after him , blazed your own trails just like he did . difference was , you did n't take any shortcuts like he did , and by god , he hated that -- hated it . and yet , he was so proud of it too . bo : pa was proud ? of me ? clint : i know he was because you became the man he always wished he could be . he did . he loved you , bo . [ scene_break ] viki : how dare you say my life is empty . dorian : i have found happiness , at long last . what about you ? viki : my life is very full , thank you very much . dorian : oh , is it ? with what ? i 'm asking you a question , viki . what is your life so full of ? viki : oh , brother . ok , fine , dorian -- let 's start with four children . dorian : right , two sons who you hardly ever see , two daughters whose lives are so busy that -- what else ? viki : i have a newspaper ! dorian : which runs itself . what else ? viki : this is ridiculous . dorian : ah -- nothing else . viki : no ! gracious ! i mean -- i -- i have -- i have my home , i have my family , i have my -- my paper . i have my work at the hospital . i have -- dorian : and what about love ? viki : what ? dorian : is there any love ? viki : well , i am not pining for clint , if that 's what you 're getting at . dorian : maybe you are , maybe you 're not . but let 's just put clint aside for the moment . viki : just make your point , would you ? dorian : my point is that you only have one life to live . asa 's life is over , but yours is n't , not yet . you 've had a successful career -- husbands , children . what 's next ? what are you going to do with the rest of your life ? [ scene_break ] blair : max , i ca n't go to argentina with you . i mean , it 's a lovely offer , and i 'm touched and flattered but -- max : oh , oh -- `` flattered `` ? woman says that , it 's the kiss of death . blair : no , it 's -- it 's just complicated . hey -- i will always care about you , you know that . but -- max : you 're still in love with todd ? blair : he 's -- he 's in my blood -- max : oh . blair : and always will be . max : ahem . so , you would rather be miserable with him than happy with me ? blair : sorry . max : no , no -- no , please . huh . i understand -- do n't have to explain to me . i 've been there , believe me . uh -- you know , i was -- i was just caught up in the moment there , you know , with what happened to asa and -- and being back here after so long and seeing you -- you know , what can i say ? todd is a very lucky guy , and i hope you two work it out , i really do . you deserve to be happy . blair : so do you , max . so do you . blair : i 'll be rooting for you . max : hmm . [ scene_break ] nora : bo ? clint ? are you down here ? clint : yeah , um -- we 're here . nora : um -- huh -- that was pretty intense , huh ? bo : yeah -- ahem . it was a lot of people in there . nora : alex olanov is there . clint : you 're kidding . nora : that woman has got an infallible nose for drama . clint : she in one of those crazy outfits ? nora : do you remember when she wore the gold turkey on her head when she married asa ? how are you guys doing down here ? clint : we 're all right . we just needed to get away from the chaos . nora : yeah . i think it might be a good idea if you start thinking about putting your faces in up at the house . poor renee , she 's just -- clint : yeah , you 're right . it 's not fair to leave her there alone . nora : matthew 's been asking for you , bo . bo : ahem -- i want to talk to him , but i think i 'm going to stay down here just a little bit longer , ok ? clint : are you sure ? bo : yeah . yeah , i 'm fine . i just do n't want to -- i do n't feel like diving back into all that right now , but i 'll be up in just -- just a little while . clint : all right . we 'll expect you in a bit . bo : hey , clint ? clint : what ? bo : thanks . nora : hey , is he really going to be ok ? clint : he will be . [ scene_break ] viki : please , please , `` please `` just leave me alone ! my god , are you incapable of minding your own business ? dorian : fine , do n't listen to what i have to say . viki : believe me , i 'm not . i mean , where is everybody ? i told nigel i was going to be here -- somebody must be missing us . dorian : but could i say one more thing ? viki : is it about my father ? dorian : maybe . viki : go ahead . [ key turns in lock ] viki : oh . nigel : oh , mrs. davidson , i 'm so very sorry . i should 've warned you about this key . dorian : thank heavens you remembered that she was down here . nigel : the two of you were in here together ? oh , dear . viki : it 's all right , i 'm fine . let 's get this champagne upstairs so we can honor asa 's wishes . dorian : but , viki ? viki : dorian , i think it 's enough for today , do n't you ? in fact , i think it 's enough forever . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry , but i just ca n't picture you as dorian lord 's boy toy . jessica : oh , well , it was quite a picture , especially after mom found out , right ? kevin : right . natalie : ah ! i can only imagine ! kevin : i 'm telling you , joey was priceless and clueless . matter of fact , i think he was shirtless most of the time . [ natalie laughs ] joey : oh . kevin : [ as benjamin braddock ] `` oh , mrs. robinson , are you trying to seduce me ? `` joey : ok . i think it 's somebody else 's turn on the hot seat . jessica : no , no , joey , come on ! you give us so much great material . we could talk about you and dorian for hours ! joey : oh , that 's great . how about a new topic , and by the way , you all suck . kevin : [ normal voice ] oh -- are we hurting your feelings , little brother ? joey : no . kevin : no ? [ kevin laughs ] jessica : you ok , honey ? natalie : no , nothing . i just -- you know , i wish i had grown up with you guys . no , i mean , i do n't feel left out anymore . it 's just , you know , i 'm -- i missed so much . joey : you know , i -- when i think about it , you 're actually the only one of us who 's actually related by blood to asa ? jessica : yeah . kevin : yeah , that 's true . jessica : it never really mattered to grandpa anyway , though . kevin : yeah , and you 'd think it would , too , you know ? but it did n't . i mean , his family was just his family . you know , dna had nothing to do with it . he just loved us all the same . [ scene_break ] nigel : pardon me , mr. holden . max : oh , nigel . uh -- how the hell are you ? nigel : as well as can be expected . i 'm sorry for the intrusion , but there 's somewhat of a situation and i was hoping to get your advice about how to handle it . max : uh -- uh -- sure , i mean , i -- if i can . nigel : it 's a very sensitive matter , so i need to know that i can trust you not to use this information for your own ends . max : for you , nigel , no problem . nigel : i know something , sir , about the late mr. buchanan , and i do n't know whether or not to share it with his family . max : lay it on me . nigel : mr. buchanan has another son . max : another son ? more than ben and the others ? nigel : yes , sir . it 's david vickers . max : vickers is a buchanan ? nigel : that 's right -- the baby of the family . max : and i take it david has no idea ? nigel : that 's correct . max : oh . nigel : and now with mr. buchanan gone , i am the only living person who has this information . and now you . max : whew . nigel : what should i do ? should i tell the family or not ? max : i would n't tell them -- not yet . they just lost asa . the last thing they need is to gain a david . nigel : indeed , you may be right . there 's only so much a family can take . max : yeah . but when -- if -- you do it , it has to be done right . nigel : well , that goes without saying . thank you , mr. holden -- max . may i reiterate , this is just between us ? max : nigel , i give you my word . as far as i 'm concerned , no one else ever needs to know that david vickers is asa 's son . alex : jackpot . [ scene_break ] matthew : dad ? bo : i 'm sorry that you had to catch me like this . matthew : what are you doing ? bo : thinking . matthew : about what ? bo : you know , when i was your age , grandpa used to take me out riding all the time . matthew : yeah , i know . grandpa used to tell me all the time . bo : he did ? matthew : uh - huh . he promised to do it with me as soon as he got better , but he never did . bo : well , we 're going to have to do something about that . you know , when i was little , your uncle clint and i -- we used to fight all the time about who was going to get to wear this hat . matthew : but it was grandpa 's . bo : yeah . i always loved it when i got to wear it , because when i grew up , i wanted to be just like asa . matthew : that 's funny . bo : well -- why is that funny ? matthew : because when i get older , i want to be just like you . matthew : i think it 's a little big , dad . bo : do n't you worry . you 're going to grow into it . [ scene_break ] joey : so he takes me to the grand ole opry , i 'm just thinking i wanted to get something to drink . he says , `` no , you got to stay for this song . this is the best song . `` but he said it for the next song and the next song and the next . natalie : oh , my god ! kevin : same thing happened to me , except i had to pee . sorry . natalie : so grandpa liked country music ? jessica : are you kidding ? he used to say he was country before country was cool . kevin : hey , you guys remember how he used to walk around the house singing ? joey : all his favorite tunes , top of his voice . jessica : oh , no , no , no , no , no . the variations of his favorite tunes , because he could n't quite get the melody right , yeah . joey : which did n't stop him from singing as loud as he could . kevin : that 's right . you remember the casino we went to , the -- what 's the name ? jessica : um -- oh , oh -- joey : olanov 's . kevin : that 's right , and he got onstage and he -- and he performed for everybody . natalie : no way ! kevin : yes , way , i 'm telling you . there 's witnesses , trust me . natalie : oh , my god ! what did he sing ? joey : `` oh , baby , you know what i like ! `` natalie : `` chantilly lace ? `` jessica : the jerry lee lewis version . kevin : chantilly lace jessica : and a pretty face joey , and kevin : and a ponytail joey , kevin , and natalie : hangin ' down natalie : you guys are so bad . kevin : in the walk all : giggle in her talk well , make the world go ' round there ai n't nothing in the world like a big - eyed girl that can make me funny make me spend my money joey : make me feel real loose all : like a long - necked goose all : hey , baby that 's what i like kevin : chantilly lace and a pretty face and a ponytail all : hangin ' down a wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk [ scene_break ] dorian : have you seen clint ? nora : no , have you seen matthew ? dorian : no . renee : have you seen alex running around anywhere ? dorian : alex is here ? renee : oh . [ scene_break ] alex : oh -- yes , it 's me . i need you to find someone -- david vickers . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] singer : i know you 're gone i know you 're leaving me behind your dreams behind your prayers what do you think ? what do you want ? what do you love ? what do you love ? what do you love ? singer : i hear your sighs i hear your heart beat ' round me on my back i 'm on my own now what do i see ? what do i feel ? what do i love ? what do i love ? what do i love ? singer : i hear your sighs i hear your heart beat ' round me on my back i 'm on my own now what do i see ? what do i feel ? what do i love ? what do i love ? what do i love ? singer : i know you 're leaving me behind your dreams behind your prayers what do you think ? what do you want ? what do you love ? [ scene_break ] ticket agent : may i help you ? viki : yes , please . i would like to buy a ticket on the -- on the next flight leaving here . ticket agent : where to ? viki : does n't matter . ticket agent : roundtrip ? viki : no . one - way . [ next_on ] jessica : i just need a little space . can you give me that ? max : i asked blair to come back with me . natalie : if you really want someone to help you with john , i would suggest you speak with marty saybrooke . john : i figured out who killed truman , and it was n't you .
natalie , joey , kevin , and jessica spend some quality time together . blair wants to know why max kissed her . sarah tells cord that she does n't deserve to be in asa 's house , since she never found the time to visit him . when lindsay asks where bo is , nora informs her he went for a walk with a bottle of bourbon and clint went to him , so she does n't have to run after him . asa 's ex - wife , alex , arrives and is quite upset that no one notified her of asa 's death . matthew wants to know who this woman is , so alex tells him that she is his grandmother . renee shakes her head at matthew that she is not his grandmother . a claustrophobic dorian tries frantically to get free of the wine cellar while viki wonders what she ever did to deserve being confined with her . viki does n't believe dorian when she confesses to killing victor lord and is relieved when nigel rescues them . everyone still grieves over the death of asa . even though clint assures his brother that their dad was proud of him , bo is angry at asa for never showing him any respect . bo drinks himself to oblivion and falls asleep in the barn with matthew by his side . nora finds them and covers them up . nigel shares the secret of david vickers being a buchanan with max who decides not to tell the family just yet . having overheard , alex begins to search for david . clint pours a drink and sets it in front of asa 's picture on the mantle . dorian hugs clint as he cries over his father . viki goes to the airport and buys a one - way ticket to anywhere .
nora : i almost stopped the wedding . bo : so did i . nora : why ? bo : probably for the same reason you almost did . [ cell phone ringing ] nora : it 's clint . [ ringing stops ] [ scene_break ] elijah : oh , good . you still have a few minutes . téa : to do what ? elijah : to convince matthew buchanan to drop his lawsuit . téa : ha ha ha ! elijah : ha ha ! you ca n't win , téa . at least if you back out now , you can save face before i wipe up the floor with you . téa : wipe up the floor with me ? oh , and if you think i care about saving face , you have no idea what i 'm made of . elijah : well , there 's only one thing i need to know -- the secret you 're keeping from todd manning . [ scene_break ] jack : so , if your plan works and you move out of aunt dorian 's house , where are you gon na go ? todd : back to my place . jack : where téa lives . todd : yeah . jack : your funeral . todd : now , why do you say that ? i thought you liked téa . jack : i do , especially when she goes around the house half - naked , but what 's mom gon na say ? [ scene_break ] blair : rough morning ? what 's going on , cristian ? cristian : tell me something . why am i trying to mess up a happy couple ? blair : any happy couple in particular ? cristian : fish and layla . blair : oh . oh , oh , oh . i did n't realize they were still going strong . cristian : oh , yeah , even though i saw him kissing someone else . blair : you did ? who was it ? cristian : i ca n't say . blair : oh , yeah , you can . come on . it 's me . you know , you can trust me . cristian : no , blair . this is complicated . blair : come on , cristian . everything is complicated . cristian : no . this is really complicated . blair : what , did you catch him kissing somebody 's wife ? cristian : no . blair : what about somebody 's husband ? oh , my god , you 're serious . it was a guy ? cristian : blair , you can not tell anyone . blair : i 'm not gon na tell anybody . you saw it ? cristian : yeah , with my own eyes . blair : did you tell layla ? cristian : no , and i do n't know what i 'm gon na do . i mean , i did tell fish that if he did n't say something , i would . blair : well , did he say something to layla ? cristian : no . he slept with her . [ scene_break ] kyle : better not come too close . you might catch queer . oliver : look , kyle . i 'm gon na keep this short . i wanted to say sorry for the other day . kyle : oh , really ? which part , about shoving me or accusing me of stalking you ? oliver : everything , okay ? i apologize . it wo n't happen again . kyle : really ? why not ? oliver : because i figured some things out . college was a very confusing time for me , but i 'm not confused anymore . that 's all over . kyle : just like that . oliver : look , kyle , man . i do n't expect you to understand . all i ask is that you respect the choices that i make . i have the life that i want . layla and i are together , like together together . [ scene_break ] stacy : so , you want me to get pregnant again ? kimberly : please . i would n't wish that curse on anybody , but honestly , stace , what else can you do ? stacy : i could just forget this whole thing and give up and forget about rex . kimberly : and admit defeat ? never . that is not the stacy morasco i know . the stacy morasco i know would n't wallow in self - pity . stacy : meet the new stacy morasco . oh , she surrenders . kimberly : you 're gon na put on a hot dress right now , your highest heels , and get yourself knocked up before anyone is the wiser . stacy : maybe later . kimberly : no . now . who are you , anyway , some spineless wimp or stacy freakin ' morasco ? [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm right here . what do you want to know , how mad i am at you ? roxy : well , i do n't think i really got to ask . ha ha ha ! rex : jokes . you 're gon na make jokes . roxy : yeah . sue me . i 'm a little bit nervous . rex : i do n't get you , rox . why is being straight with me so hard for you , yet screwing me over is so easy ? stacy : you make it sound so easy . kimberly : it is easy . women have been getting knocked up since the dawn of time to keep a man . if they can do it , you can . stacy : what do you want me to do , take out an ad on - line ? kimberly : something a little more traditional . stacy : oh , excuse me . they have traditions ? kimberly : hello ? a sperm bank ? stacy : oh , forget that . kimberly : think about it . you can have your choice of dads . hell , you can practically design your own kid . stacy : no . no . sperm banks are too expensive , and i do n't want a paper trail . rex is a p.i . he 'll figure it out . kimberly : so get pregnant the old - fashioned way . stacy : i 'm not gon na find some guy on the street and carry his baby around for 9 months and have to raise the brat for the rest of my life . kimberly : who said it has to be some guy off the street ? you need rex 's baby . sleep with rex . [ scene_break ] gigi : think i 'm gon na go on my break now . roxy : no . you really do n't need to go . rex : leave gigi out of this . gigi : go easy on her . roxy : so , i hear stacy is pregnant . rex : yes , another wonderful thing that could n't have happened without you . thanks . roxy : i 'm sorry , and i know i 'm gon na be sorry the rest of my miserable life . how many times i got to say it ? rex : i do n't know . how many ways have you hurt my family and me ? [ scene_break ] todd : what makes you think that your mom will have anything to say about téa and me ? jack : have you met mom ? todd : has she said anything ? jack : no , but it 's obvious , just like it was obvious how you hated her being with mcpain . todd : finish your breakfast . jack : do n't say nobody warned you , okay ? todd : just do n't worry about your mom . i 'll have a little adult conversation with her . everything will be fine . [ scene_break ] cristian : i guess i just do n't understand . i mean , if fish is gay , why would he want to sleep with layla ? blair : i do n't know . maybe he 's bisexual . cristian : you think he 's into guys and girls ? blair : some people are . cristian : i ca n't imagine ever wanting to kiss a guy . blair : you know what ? i have a hard time envisioning you ever wanting to kiss a guy , too . cristian : have you ever kissed a girl ? blair : no . i 'm too busy kissing the wrong guy . cristian : oh , is it possible that fish is n't even gay ? should i just let this go ? blair : uh , it 's a tough call . i do n't know . cristian : what would you do ? if you knew that the girl todd was with was gon na hurt him , could you let it go ? [ scene_break ] téa : who 's todd manning ? elijah : ha ha . funny . téa : no . you keep saying this guy 's name , and i 'm drawing a blank . elijah : let me jog your memory . you married him twice , once to the tune of $ 5 million . you 've represented him in more court cases than i care to count , and on top of all that , you 're living in his house . téa : so what ? everyone knows that . elijah : well , you 're right . everyone in llanview knows about todd and téa , and from what i understand , you guys are back together again , but i 'll wager if todd knew what i know , there would n't be any more todd and téa . in fact , there might not be any more téa at all . [ scene_break ] schuyler : hey , i 'm gon na grab a burger . you want to come ? rachel : sorry . i 'm not really up for it today . schuyler : oh . oh , today is your family 's big day in court . i hope everything turns out okay . rachel : thanks , but no matter who wins , it 's not gon na end well . schuyler : you want to talk about it ? rachel : i 'm kind of all talked out . i talked to my mother about it . i talked to my brother about it . i even talked to my brother 's doctor about it . schuyler : wait , that 's shaun 's brother . rachel : we had a double date and spent the whole night talking about matthew 's surgery . schuyler : oh , good . well , at least you got an objective medical perspective . rachel : no . what i got was a detailed analysis of my questionable life choices and deep character flaws . schuyler : oh , yeah , the armchair psychiatrist thing . forget about that . rachel : yeah , so after wasting my breath on that arrogant jackass all night , the last thing i want to do is talk . greg : then how about if you listen , i 'll apologize ? schuyler : ahem , good luck . [ scene_break ] nora : yeah . no . it has n't started yet . i completely understand why you 're not here . yeah . i 'll tell him . i will . okay . yeah . yeah . you , too . okay . bye . that was clint . he wanted to wish us luck . look , bo . i do n't want you to get the wrong idea , okay ? i almost stopped the wedding because i did n't want my marriage to start out with this secret hanging over my head . bo : i know . i know . that 's what i was thinking , too . i thought we 'd , you know , just get everything out on the table , and then we can all move on . nora : great , only you did n't . bo : no . neither did you . nora : it -- i do n't know . it just -- it seemed for the best . you know , i did n't -- i did n't want to make a big deal about a kiss which obviously meant nothing . bo : right , except if it meant nothing , why did n't we just tell clint ? [ scene_break ] blair : look . we 're not talking about todd and me here , and even if we were -- i do n't know -- i mean , it 's different . we 've been married . we have kids , so i kind of feel like it 's my responsibility to check into anybody who could possibly turn into my kids ' stepmom . cristian : you 're talking about téa . blair : no secret how i feel about her , and i would do anything to protect my children from that witch . cristian : so , that 's what all this is about , protecting the kids . blair : yeah , absolutely . yeah . cristian : it 's got nothing to do with how you feel about todd . blair : what about your feelings for layla ? come on . is n't that the real reason you want to out fish ? [ scene_break ] kyle : so , what , are you trying to tell me that you and layla had sex ? oliver : well , i was n't exactly planning on telling the whole gym , but yeah . it was good . it felt right . kyle : so , you have sex with one girl , and then all of a sudden , poof , you 're not gay ? oliver : it 's not like she 's the first girl that i ever slept with , but you know what ? i 'm hoping that she 'll be the last . kyle : meaning ? oliver : meaning that i told layla that i could see a future with her , and so i thought that you should know that nothing could ever happen between you and me , and so you can move on . are we cool ? [ scene_break ] matthew : thanks . have you seen téa ? nora : yes . she 's in with our lawyer . matthew : guess we should go in there , too . nora : um , hold up , matthew . we want to talk to you , clear something up . [ scene_break ] elijah : of course , if the information i have is wrong , then you 've got nothing to worry about . téa : why do n't you run it by me ? elijah : oh , no , no , no . no , not the information about you . that 's rock solid . it 's possible that i could be wrong about todd manning and he 's not the jealous , paranoid sociopathic son of a bitch people make him out to be . what to you think ? [ phone rings ] [ some lines missing ] elijah : what do you say , counselor ? you ready to play ball ? [ scene_break ] roxy : okay . i admit it . i made a lot of mistakes . rex : and yet you keep making them . roxy : well , i 'm gon na fix everything . rex : great . start by telling me about my dad . anything ? anything at all ? i thought so . roxy : listen . i tried to explain . rex : do n't bother . i know that you 're never gon na tell me the truth about him . good news . you do n't have to sweat it anymore . i 'm over it . roxy : so , you do n't want to know ? rex : no . i want to know . i need to know . i just do n't want to be lied to anymore . [ scene_break ] stacy : rex wants nothing to do with me . if it were n't for the baby that i do n't have , he would n't even look at me anymore . kimberly : how 'd you get him to look at you before ? right , right , the pretend donor thing . stacy : i mean , even if i could get him back , i 'd have to be pregnant , like , yesterday . kimberly : so we find another guy . there are billions of them out there . any one of them would love a shot at you . stacy : i am so not having unprotected sex with billions of random guys . kimberly : it 's the only way you 're gon na get rex back , so -- wait . i 've got it . we 've totally been over - thinking this . stacy : we have ? kimberly : okay . you 're a friendly girl . you have to have met someone in this town you can trust with our little project , right ? stacy : yeah , i guess . kimberly : great . we 'll make a list . i love lists . who else do you know besides rex ? stacy : well , there 's schuyler . [ scene_break ] gigi : it 's okay , shane . i have a couple minutes . how 's day camp ? that sounds fun . maybe she pushed you into the lake because she likes you . it 's not stupid . sometimes girls and boys do that when ... they like each other . [ scene_break ] kimberly : the schuy king is here ? do n't tell me he followed you here from sin city . stacy : no . his mom used to be , like , a doctor here or something . kimberly : mission accomplished . he 's perfect . he used to follow you around like a puppy dog . stacy : yeah , and he used to be high all the time , too . kimberly : even better . druggies are much easier to get in bed than real people . stacy : used to . he 's clean now ... kimberly : oh , that 's too bad . stacy : and apparently , i 'm not attractive without drugs because he teamed up with gigi to try and break up rex and me , and not because he wanted me , but for my own `` good . `` kimberly : i hate people in recovery . stacy : i 'll bet he regrets it now because now he 's really hooked on gigi . [ scene_break ] gigi : i got to go now , shane . i love you . you do n't have to say it back if the other kids are listening . okay . bye . schuyler : did he say it back ? gigi : the other kids were n't around . schuyler : what are you doing out here ? gigi : i 'm on break . rex is inside . schuyler : yeah . do n't worry . i 'm not planning on trying anything . gigi : oh , that 's not what i meant . schuyler : no . i know . thanks for the warning . yeah . you know what ? i 'm gon na go . i 'll just go . gigi : i told rex that you kissed me . sorry , but i needed to get it out in the open . schuyler : how did he take it ? gigi : he was pissed . schuyler : well , you told him that you let me down easy , right ? gigi : i told him that we dealt with it , we 're adults , and he does n't need to worry . schuyler : right , but ? gigi : he does n't want me hanging around you anymore . schuyler : ah , i see . what do you want ? [ scene_break ] rex : you know what the worst part about all this is ? roxy : stacy and the baby and being in your lives forever ? rex : at least stacy is reliable . i know i can count on her to do the craziest , most messed - up thing . no . no . the worst thing was realizing that i can never trust you again . i never knew how seriously to take you when you told me that you wanted us to be closer . roxy : baby , i was dead serious . rex : but when you told me that you killed my father , that you did that to protect me and that you kept it a secret because i was better off not knowing , do you know what i thought ? roxy : what ? rex : that i had no idea you could be so brave . i felt close to you , okay ? that you put yourself through that for me . i have never felt closer to you . then i find out it 's just another lie . roxy : well , you know , if you look at it a certain way -- rex : no . a lie is a lie . there 's no certain way to look at it . i got to tell you , you 've told me some big ones in your day , but this one beats them all . we are further apart now than when we started . [ scene_break ] greg : so , this is where you work . rachel : it is . greg : nice . rachel : you 're here to apologize ? greg : i am . i hope you 'll forgive me for the way that i spoke to you last night . it was ungentlemanly . i did n't mean to upset you . rachel : when was i upset ? greg : when we were talking about your brother . rachel : oh , that . that was nothing , just an impassioned discussion . greg : hmm . well , it sounded to me like you were telling your friend something different . rachel : that was n't about you . greg : oh ? rachel : i was discussing a case with a colleague . actually , it was confidential . you should n't have been listening . i had a great time last night . greg : well , i 'm glad to hear it . i 'll have to question your motives a little more often . [ scene_break ] matthew : ca n't this wait ? we 're supposed to start . nora : sweetie , they 're not gon na start without us . bo : yeah , and we thought that it was important that we 're all on the same page . matthew : about what ? bo : we know that you told téa about what you saw . matthew : you mean you two kissing ? nora : uh , yeah , that . matthew : it 's not what you think . téa heard destiny and i talking about it , and she made me tell her everything , but i told her not to use it . bo : we know . nora : yeah . she told us that . matthew : so , what 's the problem ? nora : there 's no problem , sweetheart . bo : no . we just wanted to say thank you . matthew : i do n't want uncle clint to get hurt or you guys . i just want my legs back . so , is that it ? bo : yeah . yeah . i think so . nora : come on . why do n't we go inside now , okay ? matthew : i 'll just be a minute . bo : okay . destiny : hey , am i late ? matthew : what are you doing here ? destiny : you need backup . where else would i be ? [ scene_break ] elijah : so ? what 's it gon na be , counselor ? téa : you 're bluffing . you do n't know a damn thing about me . elijah : fair enough . elijah : what do you think now ? [ scene_break ] cristian : look , blair . i do n't want to out anyone , especially since fish keeps saying he 's not even in . blair : well , it 's a tough call , and i do n't envy your problem . cristian : well , if it makes you feel any better , i do n't envy yours , either . blair : well , téa should n't be a problem much longer . todd : is that a fact ? so , are you and cristian together at last ? blair : cristian and i are friends , not that it 's any of your business . todd : hmm . i was just thinking that 's too bad because you guys would make a really cute couple . blair : what 's going on with you ? todd : no . i 'm just saying i 'm disappointed that you have n't moved on . blair : oh , like you have with téa ? todd : exactly . blair : well , i do n't want to talk about that . todd : well , if you play your cards right , you 'll never see or hear from her again . blair : now you got my interest . todd : yeah . sure . i 've hired a lawyer to extricate me from this crazy living situation . blair : great . move out . i 'll raise the kids by myself . todd : actually , i was thinking about joint custody , and i talked to jack about it , and he 's cool with it . blair : oh , i 'm sure jack is really cool with it . it 's just too bad he 's not the one making the decisions . todd : all right . well , what do you say ? would you like to cooperate ? [ scene_break ] roxy : please believe me that i love you , and , baby , i 'm gon na make everything better . i 'm gon na go to stacy . i 'm gon na run her right out of town . rex : no . you wo n't . roxy : yes . i will because i thought -- rex : this may not be a familiar concept to you , but this baby is my responsibility . i 'm not gon na walk away from it . roxy : well , stacy is gon na ruin your life . she 's already killing gigi . rex : you do n't think i know that ? i need to find a way to make this work . you stay away from stacy and while you 're at it , you stay away from me . [ scene_break ] schuyler : look . i get where rex is coming from . i mean , if i were your -- if i were in rex 's shoes , i would feel the same way . gigi : well , he 'll just have to get over it . i 'll keep working on him . schuyler : yeah . well , you know , what you should be working on is your relationship with rex . i do n't know why you keep trying to convince him that i 'm not some kind of a threat . gigi : you 're not . schuyler : the last thing i want to do is cause you more problems , okay , but i do think that i can solve one . gigi : how ? schuyler : i think that we were overly optimistic when we decided that we could just be friends after i kissed you , and so i 'm gon na , um , back off . gigi : okay . what do you mean , back off ? schuyler : i mean that i ca n't be your friend anymore . [ scene_break ] kimberly : your ex and your sister ? do n't they know there are , like , rules about that ? stacy : yeah . i know . anyway , i 'm probably the last person he wants to get in bed with now . kimberly : let 's put him on the list , anyway , just as a fallback . stacy : all right . kimberly : so , who else do you know in this town ? stacy : oh , right . there was that one guy . what was his name ? tuna ? kimberly : what kind of a name is tuna ? stacy : i was n't really paying attention . kimberly : tuna . details ? stacy : well , we did it all over my sister 's living room , but he sent me flowers the next day . kimberly : so , psycho or loser ? stacy : i shook him off . kimberly : loser . was he cute ? stacy : in a dorky sort of way . kimberly : so , what , were you slumming ? stacy : no . i had just landed from vegas , and i found my sister living with rex rent - free on the grounds of this huge mansion , and can you imagine where they were going that night ? a freaking ball . kimberly : get the hell out . stacy : i know . she was living my life , what i always wanted , except for that kid of hers . kimberly : goes without saying . stacy : i was really lonely , and this guy -- salmon ? god , i do n't really know . anyway , he was really into me , and it felt good to be wanted . never really liked him , but he was someone i could pretend was rex . kimberly : you really got it bad for this rex guy , huh ? stacy : it 's pathetic , is n't it ? kimberly : romantic ! unrequited love : it 's what keeps my regulars coming back , but tuna might be more trouble than he 's worth . i mean , landing him should be pretty easy , but what if he gets all candy and flowers again ? i mean , how do we get rid of him ? [ scene_break ] oliver : i did not kiss you back . kyle : oh , so then who was moving your lips ? oliver : oh , man , you got to stop this . you 're seeing things that are n't there . it 's like you 're obsessed or something . kyle : oh , yeah . i 'm the one that has a problem with reality , oliver . oliver : you know what ? i 'm out of here . kyle : oliver , just wait . look . okay . let 's make a deal , huh ? i 'll stop this , okay , and you can go live whatever life you want . just -- oliver : what ? kyle : just meet with me , okay , once , just the two of us . i promise i wo n't try anything . i just want to talk . oliver : ha ! talk . right . kyle : maybe i 'm wrong , but it looks to me like you 're going through a really hard time . i just want to help . oliver : why would you want to help me ? kyle : because , whether or not i like it or not , i still care about you . i just want to make sure you 're gon na be okay , you know ? i hate to see you like this . oliver : kyle , come on . do n't . [ sighs ] [ clears throat ] [ scene_break ] rachel : well , so much for an apology , huh ? greg : you said it was n't necessary . rachel : for last night , no . for right now , for trying to goad me again ? greg : goad you ? rachel : yes , goad . you know , it 's a verb meaning to provoke or annoy . greg : when have i ever goaded you ? rachel : every time you see me . for that , that requires an apology . greg : and what would i be goading you into ? rachel : this . yelling . why do n't you just -- greg : oh , lose control , do something spontaneous , something risky ? rachel : you think you know me so well . greg : no , but i sure would like to . [ scene_break ] matthew : well , thanks for coming , but you really did n't have to . destiny : do you want me to go ? matthew : no . it 's just it might get a little heavy in there . destiny : if you can handle it , so can i . [ scene_break ] elijah : i do n't want to get your hopes up , but i had a meeting with opposing counsel this morning . there 's a very good chance this whole thing will be over today . nora : how did you pull that off ? bailiff : all rise . judge henson : be seated . ms. delgado , your opening statement . ms. delgado ? téa : oh . uh , um , yes , your honor . judge henson : proceed . téa : um ... oh , your honor , um , i 'm afraid i do n't have an opening statement . [ scene_break ] roxy : if shane asks , tell him that i love him . rex : tell him yourself . i 'm not gon na take shane 's grandmother away from him , okay , but you want to see him , you call first . that way , i can make sure i 'm somewhere else . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] gigi : you do n't want us to be friends anymore ? schuyler : of course i do . i just -- i do n't think we can . do you ? gigi : i do n't want to lose you . schuyler : well , you know , i do n't want to lose you , either , but family comes first . that 's all there is to it . gigi : so , what do we do ? schuyler : say good - bye . [ footsteps ] roxy : [ sobbing ] schuyler : well , i guess your break is over . gigi : yeah . i guess i should go back inside . i just want you to know that you 're , like , one of the only friends i have in the whole world . [ scene_break ] kimberly : come on . we can do better than this . we only have two names here . stacy : oh , there is that one guy . kimberly : why did n't you say so ? what 's his name ? stacy : kyle . he 's a med student . kimberly : plastic surgeon ? stacy : i 've only seen him deal with stem cells , but he is kind of hot . kimberly : good . not an ex , not a loser , and not a troll . he 's 3 for 3 . so , what else ? stacy : well , he 's also kind of shady , too . kimberly : that could be good or bad . stacy : he did do me a few favors when he was a lab tech at the hospital . kimberly : but ... stacy : he also blackmailed me into paying his legal bills . kimberly : so , there would have to be something in it for him . stacy : yeah , and he 's not a sure thing , either . there was this one time i had some trouble coming up with the money , and i tried to offer him a fair trade . i mean , i shoved the girls in his face , and he did n't even look twice . kimberly : well , do n't count him out . he 's probably just an ass man . [ scene_break ] oliver : cut it out , man . do n't touch me . kyle : what the hell are you -- cristian : everything okay ? oliver : yeah . it 's nothing . that 's it , right ? kyle : no . no . that 's not it . [ scene_break ] blair : why would n't i cooperate ? you 're offering me the deal of a lifetime . you move out . i get custody of our kids . todd : joint custody . blair : they 'd be living with me . todd : we 'll work that out , but this is what you 've always wanted , right ? how can you say no ? blair : what about téa ? todd : what about her ? she loves those kids . what is that ? blair : i 'll think about it , all right ? this is my stuff . todd : what is that ? blair : it 's none of your business . todd : let me see it . blair : it 's just some bills and stuff . no . i 'm not gon na let you -- todd : why ca n't i see it ? blair : why ? you do n't need to see it . it 's mine . todd , damn it , give -- see it . it 's mine . todd , damn it , give— [ scene_break ] greg : i was n't trying to goad you . i 'm simply trying to figure you out . rachel : i thought you did that last night , remember ? i 'm a prisoner to my fears . greg : if i thought that 's all that you were , i would not have come back here to say that i 'm sorry , but i did n't do that so hot , did i ? rachel : i probably could have been more gracious . greg : how come we always end up arguing ? rachel : your friend vivian would say it 's because i 'm attracted to you . greg : that 's funny . she said the same thing to me . [ scene_break ] kyle : you want to know what 's going on ? i 'll tell you . oliver : no . do n't listen to anything he says . cristian : shut up , fish . i want to hear what kyle has to say . kyle : i was leaving , and i ran into fish , got to talking , and i asked him out , you know , hoping maybe we could rekindle the old flame , you know , and oliver turned me down flat . he 's in love with layla . he 's not gay . i guess he never was . cristian : so , what did i just walk in on ? kyle : he was trying to let me down easy . i just did n't want to hear it , i guess . cristian : but i thought you said the two of you had something going on in college . kyle : yeah . in college , you know , we 'd get drunk , and , you know , i 'd try to make a move on him , and he just was n't interested , and that 's it . sorry to cause you any trouble , both of you . oliver : satisfied ? cristian : just be good to layla . [ scene_break ] kimberly : okay . let 's review , shall we ? contestant `` a '' -- schuy king . plus -- ex- boyfriend . minus -- keeps trying to save you from yourself . stacy : do n't forget hot for gigi . kimberly : contestant `` b. `` plus -- head over heels in love with you . minus -- stacy : head over heels in love with me . kimberly : finally , contestant `` c '' -- kyle . plus -- cute -- actually , that 's a plus- plus . minus , kind of dirty , which can also be a plus . so , who will it be ? stacy : okay , boys . which of you are gon na make me pregnant with rex 's child ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : you 're one of my only friends , too . sorry . gigi : thanks for seeing me through everything with stacy and for being so understanding . schuyler : yeah . well , you take care . rex : get the hell off my girlfriend ! schuyler : ah ! [ scene_break ] judge henson : what do you mean , you have no opening statement ? téa : your honor , i , uh -- judge henson : yes , ms. delgado ? téa : uh -- destiny : is she okay ? matthew : téa , what 's going on ? judge henson : ms. delgado , i 'm waiting . téa : uh , your honor , um , i am going to decline to make an opening statement because it would be a waste of this court 's time . there is nothing that i can say that will win my case for my client . instead , i believe my client would be best served ... by his own words . your honor , i 'd like to call my first witness -- matthew buchanan . [ scene_break ] blair : give it to -- give it to me . no . todd ! [ sighs ] todd : téa 's birth certificate . blair : just -- todd : `` passport records of téa delgado . `` `` téa delgado , `` `` téa delgado . `` what the hell are you up to ?
elijah reveals to tea that he knows of her secret and of her history with todd . and at that point , when she is asked by the judge to deliver her opening statement , she announces she can not and announces that matthew is best served if he gives his own testimony . schuyler admits to gigi that maybe it 's unrealistic for him to accept being `` just friends `` with her . so , what he needs to do is `` back off `` . yet she is clearly not ok with that . rex tells roxy he wants nothing more to do with him . she has lied to him throughout his life and she 's crossed the line with him . cristian asks blair what he should do regarding the fact that he knows that fish is lying to layla about being gay . todd comes by and finds the papers that blair has had drawn up to find out tea 's big secret . todd is in the process of filing for joint custody of his kids and being able to live with tea .
dorian : oh ... david : what was that ? dorian : oh , i think you know what that was . ha ! david : so there 's no denying it now . dorian : no , so you might as well come out and say it . david : you 're absolutely right . let 's set pride aside . dorian : throw caution to the wind . david : right , just step up and say it out loud . dorian and david : you first . [ scene_break ] john : no . if all i had in court was your word against eli 's , nah , i could n't put him in jail . hannah : now you see why i have to keep quiet ? john : i never saw you . you never said a word to me . hannah : that 's right . john : hmm , but you 're not the only person to tell me the truth about elijah clarke . fortunately , you survived his attempt on your life , but so did another victim -- robert ford . [ scene_break ] [ ford sighs ] [ rock music playing ] james : bobby , what the hell ? ford : oh , did i wake you ? james : yeah , me and the rest of the world . turn it down ! fine . i get it . [ music stops ] james : you 're still pissed at me because i asked out langston [ scene_break ] langston : well , thanks for dropping me off . you know , i 'm gon na get to bed . i 'm really tired . starr : langston , do n't go in yet . we need to talk about what happened at ford 's . langston : what do you mean ? starr : are you seriously thinking about going out with his brother ? langston : why not ? [ scene_break ] dani : this is beautiful . it 's like a million shooting stars lighting up the whole sky . todd : i know . it 's hard to believe they 're all dying right in front of our eyes , huh ? [ dani clears throat ] todd : i 'm sorry . i brought us up here so we could forget about everything . dani : it 's okay . i mean , have you stopped thinking about mom , even for a second ? todd : no . i have n't stopped thinking about what she must be going through right now all by herself , wherever the hell she is . [ scene_break ] téa oh , no . no , no . it 's too soon . it 's too soon . [ scene_break ] greg : shaun left a little while ago . do n't worry . he wo n't breathe a word to anyone about where téa is . eli : good . i 'm glad téa listened to you when you suggested she go into hospice care . greg : it 's what 's best for everyone . eli : well , i sure am glad you feel that way . now all you need to do is stay with her until the end . [ scene_break ] john 's voice : 3 people are dead , 3 , and we have reason to believe that elijah is involved , so my suggestion to you is , keep your distance for now and do n't let him suspect anything . blair : all right , elijah clarke . let 's see what you 've been up to . [ scene_break ] dorian : after you . david : no . i insist . after you . dorian : very well , then . after all , that kiss did n't come out of nowhere . david : it sure did n't . dorian : so you admit ... you never got over me . you never stopped desiring me . david : were n't you just about to admit that you never got over me , you never stopped desiring me ? i mean , i do n't want to steal your thunder . that 's all . dorian : david , enough . it 's obvious . we both have something we need to say to each other . david : 3 little words ? dorian : yes . so ... say them . david : well , i 'll say them if you say them , unless , of course , you ca n't say them . dorian : oh , i can say them if you can . david : maybe we should say them together . dorian : oh , on the count of 3 . david : 1 ... 2 ... 3 . why did n't you say them ? dorian : because i knew you would n't say them unless i said them first . david : well , unless one of us says something , we 're gon na be stuck outside this lower middle class watering hole for the rest of our lives . dorian : you 're right . vite , cheri . david : ohh ! on 3 . ready ? dorian and david : 1 , 2 , 3 . i love you . dorian : oh ... [ scene_break ] todd : show 's over . dani : already ? [ dani sighs ] dani : thank you for bringing me here . todd : yeah . dani : it was amazing . reminded me of how amazing she is , how bright and brilliant and special and amazing . todd : yeah . you know what ? give me your phone . dani : you have to make a call right now ? todd : no . i 'm gon na update your calendar . you know , i have plans on this date next year and every year for the rest of your life . these meteor showers happen once a year , and every year , we 're gon na come back and watch them and remember tonight . here . [ scene_break ] téa went by so fast . [ scene_break ] greg : i do feel bad for téa , waiting to die here all alone . eli : it 's what she wants , which is very convenient considering it 's exactly what i need . greg : why is that , eli ? why was it so important to separate téa from her husband and daughter who want to be with her till the very end ? téa : greg ? greg : téa , what are you doing out here ? [ scene_break ] john : clarke attacked ford and got him to pin it on you . then he got you to confess , just like he got you to confess to pushing marty down the stairs . is that right ? hannah : yes , and why would n't he ? ha ! i was the perfect suspect . john : what does that mean ? hannah : the whole world knew how bad i took it when ford dumped me , but even so , i mean , i never could 've attacked him the way eli did . john : look . ford knows you did n't attack him , and he 'll name eli as his attacker . hannah : he could , but he wo n't . [ scene_break ] ford : fine . yes . i 'm pissed off because you asked out langston . james : why ? i thought you said you were through with her . ford : through with her ? you make it sound like she 's some -- james : like she 's what , disposable like a piece of trash ? ford : hey , hey , do n't talk about her like that . james : well , at least i 'm just talking . seems like you actually treated her like that . ford : yeah . i did , and , obviously , she 's getting back at me by going out with you . james : oh , and here i thought she was going out with me because i was the better - looking brother . look . anyway , why do you care who langston goes out with ? i thought you were n't interested in her . ford : yeah , and thanks for telling her that . god , what the hell were you thinking ? james : oh , i do n't know . i was trying out this new crazy thing called the truth . maybe you 've heard of it . ford : when did you become such a little -- james : you know what ? maybe i heard you wrong when you said , `` i 'm not interested in langston . if she wants a serious man , i 'm not her guy . `` what did you mean by that ? ford : stop . stop . stop it , okay ? maybe i do n't want langston , but neither do you . you 're just mad because you ca n't have starr . [ scene_break ] starr : you do n't know why you should n't go out with james ? he 's ford 's brother . langston : trust me , i know . starr : besides , the only reason we went over there was to tell james that i do n't want to be with him . langston : yeah . well , obviously , you got through to him . starr : and you only came with me for moral support . langston : yeah . i know . starr : look , langston . you are an incredible person . millions of guys would like to go out with you . langston : but ? starr : but you got to know why he asked you out . langston : yeah , because i 'm an incredible person . starr , i 'm not stupid . james was obviously hurt when you blew him off . starr : so you do know that the only reason he asked you out -- langston : was because he thought it would make you jealous , and from the way you 've been acting , i think he was right . [ scene_break ] david : of course i love you . i 've always loved you . i never stopped loving you . i was just too proud to admit it . dorian : oh , i was too proud to admit it , and i was too scared to admit it . david : no . i was too scared . i behaved like such a child . dorian : oh , was anybody more jejune than i was ? oh , david , i was ridiculous . david : no . i was ridiculous . dorian : no . i -- david : no . stop one - upping me . i 've forgotten more about being ridiculous than you 'll ever learn about being ridiculous . [ scene_break ] todd : well , you want some milk and cookies or something before bed , or what do you like ? dani : milk and cookies ? what am i , 10 ? todd : yeah . sorry . i did n't know you when you were 10 , so i 'm just trying to make up for it now . dani : you already are . i know you did whatever you could to find my mom and to find out where the hospice is . todd : a lot of good it did , huh ? i could 've done more . i never should 've let her leave . dani : no , no . we both know that there was nothing more we could do to stop her , and there 's no way to find her . i 'll see you in the morning . todd : yeah . okay . night . dani : night . [ scene_break ] greg : téa , what are you doing out of bed ? téa : i had an episode . everything went blurry . it must have been for a few minutes at least , longer than it ever has before . i thought you should know that . greg : all right . well , it 's good that you told me that . now go back and lie down . i 'll check on you . hey , it 's okay . she did n't hear anything . eli : she better not have . you need to be more careful ! [ scene_break ] blair : everything all right ? eli : my stupid assistant delivered some very sensitive documents to the wrong party . blair : oh , no ! eli : it 's all right . he realized his mistake and was able to retrieve them before it was too late . otherwise , it would 've cost me my case . blair : i 'm sure . well , you know , it 's gon na be okay . now that everything is taken care of , come on . we need to get in here and do some planning . eli : and the lady is right . i probably should n't have been so hard on my assistant . thought i closed this . blair : you did . eli : what , did i leave that out ? blair : no . you did n't . i went in there , and i got it out . eli : you went into my briefcase ? blair : and i found something very interesting . [ scene_break ] téa : i knew i could go completely blind by the end , but i just did n't think it 'd happen this soon . means i 'm getting close , does n't it ? well , i 'm glad i could still see tonight . that meteor shower was beautiful . greg : meteor showers are actually trails of debris left behind a comet . téa : way to ruin one of the most beautiful , one of the last things i may ever lay eyes on . thanks , doc . greg : i 'm sorry . i 'm a man of science . i could n't help it . téa : you think you 're unsentimental ? i 'm a lawyer . at least you have a soul . greg : hmm . well , either way , beauty is in the eye of the beholder , right ? some people look at a meteor shower , and they only see the dark places that it 'd come from . others can look and see the light . téa : reminds me of me and todd . ha ha ! i could always see the light where other people only saw darkness . you know , i was thinking about todd and dani watching the meteor shower , wondering if they were seeing it , too . i ca n't believe i 'll never see them again . [ téa sniffs ] greg : only because you did n't want them to see what was going to happen to you . that 's why you chose to spend the rest of your time here at the hospice . téa : i know , but now i 'm wondering if i made the wrong choice . [ téa sobs ] [ scene_break ] todd : hey , man , it 's me . i need you over here right now . [ scene_break ] dorian : let 's not waste another second trying to pretend that there 's anybody else for either one of us . david : what do you say moi rips off vous ' couture ? dorian : oh , you 're saying you -- david : right here , right now , or maybe we could go inside and make mad , passionate love on that filthy pool table . dorian : oh , darling , darling , darling , do you want to turn our romantic reunion into some vulgar cliché ? david : yeah . actually , i do , unless you have a better idea . dorian : you bet i do . [ scene_break ] starr : langston , why would i be jealous ? i love cole . langston : okay , but you told me that when you and james were on the run and you kissed , there was a moment where you felt something . starr : yes . there was a moment . that 's all that it was . i told you that , and i told cole that . langston : okay , so why do you care if i go out on a date with him ? starr : because he 's ford 's brother . do you remember ford , the guy who wrecked your relationship with markko just because he could ? langston : yeah . i remember . starr : lang , he messed with your head . he messed with your life , and if you think that you 're over that , you 're so wrong . langston : okay . maybe you 're right , but james is not ford . starr : well , you do n't have to tell me . look . do you really want to get involved with a guy who stole $ 50,000 ? he put my life in danger . i could 've died . langston : wait , wait , wait . now james is the bad guy ? was n't too long ago you were defending him . starr : lang , he 's using you . langston : i know . i 'm using him , too . [ scene_break ] james : so what if i want to get under starr 's skin ? i ca n't take a play out of your book ? ford : oh , you think she 's just gon na get so jealous that she 's gon na admit she 's into you ? james : it could happen . it 'd be great if it did , but she said she 's not interested , so i 'm a free agent . besides , you said langston was so much fun , and she 's definitely hot , so why ca n't i grab what i can ? ford : d'oh ! you sound just like dad . you do n't care who gets hurt just as long as you get what you want . james : oh , yeah ? i thought it sounded more like you . [ scene_break ] hannah : i asked ford to help me . i begged him to tell you the truth about how eli set both of us up . john : but he would n't . hannah : not even after i told him i was afraid he 'd kill me and cole , not that helping people was ever really ford 's thing . john : well , obviously , ford is very scared of eli . hannah : ford is safe . he told me that he got himself an insurance policy . john : insurance policy ? what 's that ? hannah : he said he wrote a letter , and if anything happens to him , it 'll be sent to the press , and all of eli 's secrets will be exposed . john : did he mention what any of these secrets are ? hannah : i just figured he meant that he would expose eli as a murderer and let the entire world know who elijah clarke really is . john : yeah . that 's probably what he meant . [ scene_break ] eli : what did you see in my briefcase ? blair : just the passport . i just want to know where you 'd been . eli : why does that matter ? blair : so i would know where you had n't been because i want the two of us to be able to discover the whole world together , some fabulous places . it 's a good thing i looked because you know what ? other than going to tahiti or london to find ross , you ai n't been nowhere . eli : that 's why you looked in my briefcase . blair : yes , and i know that i should n't have . i really did , but i want us to be able to just -- eli : oh , blair , it 's okay . blair : no . i really should n't have . here . there you go . eli : it 's just when i thought maybe you started to believe some of the things john and kelly have been saying -- blair : oh , my god , like you 're some serial killer named bennett thompson ? i mean , come on . first of all , give me a break , and secondly , if i really believed that , you 'd be so out that door . eli : oh , i do n't know about that . you 're a tough cookie . i bet you 'd want to take me down all by yourself . blair : oh , i can take you down all by myself . [ blair chuckles ] eli : seriously , though , blair ... blair : what ? eli : i need to know that the person i love most in the world trusts me . blair : eli , i do trust you . i do . i love you , but if i 'm really gon na be your wife , we need to get one thing straight here . eli : like what ? blair : what the hell is your real name ? [ scene_break ] greg : téa , you chose to be here for todd and dani 's sake . you did n't want them to go through the agony of watching you deteriorate during the final stages of your illness . téa : i know . i did n't , and i do n't . but i think , what if the tables were turned ? i 'd be just as furious as they are . greg : todd and dani want to hold onto you for as long as they can , but soon , possibly within a few days , you wo n't be the téa that they knew . téa : you know , your brother thinks that i 'm doing the wrong thing . greg : what did shaun say ? téa : he said i should tell todd where i am . [ scene_break ] todd : what the hell took you so long ? shaun : i was away on business . todd : yeah , well , i 'm your business now . you need to find téa for me . [ scene_break ] starr : so the only reason you 're going out on a date with james is to get back at ford ? langston : of course . did you see ford 's face when i said yes ? starr : yeah , and i also saw your face when james said that ford did n't want anything to do with you . and you were hurt again , and now you want to hurt ford back ? langston : yes . yes , i do , because he deserves it . ford thinks that just because he 's great in bed , i 'm gon na come running back to him . it does n't matter how horribly he treats me or how many other girls he 's sleeping with at the same time . let 's see how he feels when i 'm out with his baby brother . let him sit there and wonder what we 're doing . starr : are you listening to yourself , langston ? you are going from one bad situation to another . langston : it 's just a date . [ scene_break ] dorian : mmm . david : mmm . dorian : oh , ha ha ha ! hello , girls . david : oven mitts . dorian : oh . bye , girls . langston : okay , i thought dorian did n't have any more use for david these days . starr : well , i guess she just could n't get him out of her system , just like you ca n't get ford out of yours . langston : which is why i need to go out with somebody else . i mean , god , how long am i supposed to punish myself for ? markko 's already moved on to california . i need to get back out there . starr : with almost anyone else . langston : what is the big deal ? i 'm single . james is single . not to mention , he 's pretty darn cute . [ scene_break ] ford : stop being a jerk and call off this date with langston . james : no . why should i ? ford : maybe because i 'm paying for this apartment and i 'm paying for everything else in your life . james : oh , so that gives you the right to control my life ? you know what ? you want me to leave , i will . ford : fine . maybe you should . james : are you seriously kicking me out ? okay . you know what ? i 'll just go look up mom . i 'm sure she 'll let me live with her . ford : you are not gon na live with them . james : so you 're not gon na throw me out . ford : no . i 'm sorry . james , sit down for a second . listen . this newfound mother and brother of ours -- they 're family in name only . you and i , we 're the only family we 've got . now , i know i owe you for leaving you alone with dad , and that 's why i 'm trying to protect you right now . james : protect me from what ? ford : langston . she 's bad news . james : come on . ford : no , i 'm serious . did you know that she cheated on her live - in boyfriend just to sneak around with me ? i mean , you ca n't trust a chick like that . come on . bros before hos . [ scene_break ] hannah : ford told me i should get a little insurance policy of my own -- write down everything that i know about eli and send it somewhere to be read in case i died . john : no . ford 's an idiot . what you both should have done is come to the police . but out of curiosity , did you write it down ? hannah : i started to , and then eli caught me , and that 's when he made me swallow the pills . actually , eli had the pills with him already . he was planning on making me do this to myself the whole time . john : well , then it 's a good thing cole found you when he did . hannah : oh , my god . cole is out there with eli right now . what if something happens to cole ? john : nothing 's gon na happen to cole . nothing is gon na happen to cole . i got it covered . did ford mention what it is he 's got on eli ? hannah : no . i guess it 's all in his letter . john : probably . do n't worry . i 'm gon na nail eli . that 's a promise . hannah : i just hope you get to him before he hurts cole or anyone else . [ scene_break ] eli : elijah clarke . clarke is my middle name . blair : uh - huh . eli : on my birth certificate , it 's elijah clarke rayburn . blair : why did you change it ? eli : well , when ross ' criminal exploits began to make the family moniker a little too infamous , i -- blair : yes . kidnapping , fraud . the list goes on . eli : believe me , he has a very impressive resume that started way before todd ever hired him . but i was just starting out in my law career , and i thought having a jailbird brother would n't help , so i dropped the rayburn . blair : okay , but last year , you brought ross back into your life . eli : i caved , and it cost me a punch in the eye and a stolen credit card . blair : ow . eli : he was the only family i had ... till now . [ scene_break ] todd : you have to find téa because she 's sick and she might not have much time -- weeks , maybe even days . shaun : i 'm sorry to hear that . todd : yeah , and she 's gone off to die alone in some hospice somewhere . i hired some people to try to find her location , but she 's also hired some people because she knew i would do that , to try and make sure she was n't found . shaun 's voice : i lost that chump in 3 moves . téa 's voice : todd hired a chump ? shaun 's voice : do n't get me wrong . the guy was good . téa 's voice : but you 're better . shaun 's voice : i would n't let you down , ms. manning . todd : you 're resourceful and reliable , and when you get a job , you see it through to the end no matter what . and i realize you may not like me , but nobody does . ha ha ! and i know that you took a hail of bullets for my family . so if anyone can find téa , you can . shaun : i 'm sorry . i ca n't do this job . todd : why is that ? shaun : because téa does n't want to be found . todd : how would you know what téa wants ? [ scene_break ] james : thanks for the heads - up about langston , but i can take care of myself . ford : fine . you want to go out with langston , go . just -- james : just what ? ford : she 's already been through enough already , okay ? do n't take advantage of her . or trust me , bro , i will bury you . james : do n't worry , bobby . i 'm not gon na do anything that you would n't do . [ scene_break ] starr : i get the whole you dating james thing to get back at ford , but there 's no way that this can end well . langston : what 's the worst that can happen ? he pretends to forget his wallet and i sneak out the back ? starr : langston , you 're getting involved with him for all the wrong reasons . langston : i 'm not getting involved with anybody . dorian : do you have the strawberries ? david : do you have the whipped cream ? dorian : absolutely . ha ha ha ! langston : i think i 'll be ordering takeout from now on . starr , look , you 're my best friend , okay ? and i know that you do n't want me to get hurt again , but here 's the good news : i 'm not gon na . and right now , all i 'm worried about is you , so if it really bothers you that i 'm going out with james because you still have feelings for him -- starr : no , i do n't have feelings for him . i -- yeah , i do n't at all . langston : okay , so then think of it this way . if james is out on a date with me , he 's not gon na have a chance to do anything to you , and then you and cole can go back to being a perfect couple without any interference from james or crazy hannah . [ scene_break ] john : all right , we 're posting undercover people around the clock , all right ? you just let eli think you 're playing along . hannah : i 've gotten pretty good at that . john : you be careful , all right ? but we 'll have eyes on you , okay ? hannah : all right . john : like we said before ... hannah : we never had this conversation . john : all right . i 'll talk to you later . hannah : uh , lieutenant mcbain ? john : hmm ? hannah : i -- i may not be guilty of murder , but i did obstruct justice when i lied about seeing todd push dr. saybrooke down the stairs . john : yeah , well , we 'll have a talk about that later . hannah : i was just thinking -- i mean , i know it would n't bring your baby back , but ... if i had n't lied about eli , he 'd already be in jail . i guess what i 'm trying to say is , i 'm sorry . john : the only thing that matters now is making sure that son of a bitch pays . [ scene_break ] eli : so can we finally put all this nonsense behind us now ? i am obviously not the man that john and kelly think i am . i am the man who loves you and who hopefully you still intend to marry . blair : i know you love me . eli : and i know you 've been hurt by men before . i know that todd lied to you and betrayed you , and that 's why it 's difficult for you to trust another man , but i am not todd . and i know you know that , but i need to know that you trust me and believe in me . can you still do that for me ? blair : yes , i can , and i 'm gon na prove it . [ scene_break ] téa : shaun made a really good case for bringing todd and daniella here . greg : what case was that ? téa : well , he told me how he 'd feel if he were in my daughter 's situation , how if it were your mother , he 'd -- how did he put it ? he 'd walk barefoot over glass to be with her . greg : that 's shaun . he thinks with his heart . he does n't understand the reality of what you 're going through , of what 's going to be happening to you over the next few days . téa : he thinks i 'm being selfish . he did n't say as much , but todd did . greg : i do n't think you 're being selfish at all . in fact , i think you 're being heroic . téa : oh , come on , greg . heroic is pushing it . greg : no . you 're sparing your husband and daughter the greatest pain they would have ever suffered . keeping them from experiencing you wasting away is the greatest gift you could have given them . téa : yeah . you 're right . i 've said my good - byes . leave it at that . [ scene_break ] todd : you have n't answered my question , shaun . how the hell would you know what téa wants ? shaun : well , you just told me that she hired someone to make sure that you could n't find her . sounds to me like the lady wants to be left alone . todd : she does n't know what she wants . this brain tumor has her all confused . she thinks she wants to do the right thing all the time . shaun : and that 's bad ? todd : she does n't know what the right thing is . see ? plus she 's stubborn . you know that . shaun : i certainly do . todd : i know you care about her , right ? did n't you help her out right after powell tried to kill her ? so if you just put yourself in my shoes for a second . shaun 's voice : ms. manning , it 's none of my business , but if i were gon na meet my maker , i 'd want destiny , vivian , my family -- i 'd want all of them right next to me . shaun : mr. manning , i feel for what you 're going through . i really do . todd : okay , then . then you got to find her . i 'm not gon na take no for an answer . [ scene_break ] téa : thanks for helping me see things clearly , doc . no pun intended . greg : i 'm right here . you can talk to me anytime . i 'm gon na give you something for your pain here . i want you as comfortable as possible . téa : i should be able to sleep now . greg : good . i 'll see you in the morning . téa : yeah . greg : good night . [ scene_break ] shaun : mr. manning , it would n't be right for me to take this job . todd : i 'm gon na pay whatever you want . shaun : it 's not about the money . i ca n't do this . i 'm sorry . [ door opens and closes ] dani : i heard you talking to that guy . todd : yeah . i thought shaun would be the one to find her . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] shaun : yeah ? greg : hey . i just wanted to make sure that you made it back to llanview all right . shaun : everything 's just fine . greg : good . listen , i just wanted to remind you not to tell anyone about where we brought téa . shaun ? shaun : i 'm here . greg : it 's important that we respect the last wishes of a dying woman . shaun : do n't worry . you can always count on me . [ sigh ] shaun : what am i gon na do ? [ scene_break ] dani : so that 's it , then . mom really is gone . we 're never gon na see her again . todd : well , if my p.i.s are too incompetent and shaun wo n't help , i 'll find her myself . [ scene_break ] eli : and how exactly do you intend to prove that you believe in me ? blair : by marrying you as soon as possible . eli : tomorrow could n't be soon enough . blair : mmm . [ scene_break ] david : nobody does it better , huh ? [ dorian giggles ] david : to think that we missed all of this because of what ? pride ? i do n't want to spend another moment apart from each other . hey , i have an idea . let 's get married -- tomorrow . dorian : tomorrow ? david : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] blair : mmm ! tomorrow works for me . eli : tomorrow it is . really ? blair : yes . i just got to take care of a few things , and then we can get ourselves hitched . eli : and this time , nothing is going to prevent us from becoming husband and wife . blair : yeah . [ scene_break ] starr : well , i 'd better get home . langston : hey , wait , wait , wait . are we okay ? starr : of course we 're okay , langston . i just want you to be careful . langston : i will be . come here . like i said , it 's just one date . no biggie . [ scene_break ] ford : i 'm going back to bed , so try and keep the music down , all right ? [ knock on door ] ford : coming . officer , are you here about the noise ? it 's this guy 's fault . james : i 'm so sorry . i did n't even realize -- john : it 's not about the noise . just a few questions . ford : is n't it a little late for that ? john : no , not for me .
todd and dani do not want to give up on finding tea . she appears uncertain that she really wants to die without them . robert ford wants to persuade james not to date or trust langston . and starr wants langston to decide the same about james . yet the reasons why either of them would care is due to their own respective `` incompletion `` ( starr likes james and robert may have feelings he does n't want to admit for langston ) . john then concludes that the only way to get eli in jail for the crimes he 's committed it to get the only other person besides hannah to testify what they know about eli . so he goes to find robert and puts him in handcuffs . blair continues to make eli believe that she trusts him and disbelieves john and kelly 's accusations of him . david and dorian are back together and admitting they were both denying their feelings for each other
irene : eventually , i had transferred all of my son todd 's memories to my son victor . now they were truly identical , except for one thing . irene 's voice : victor ... you have been with me every day of your life , and i cherish that bond . but now that bond has to be broken . i 'm so sorry . but this has to be perfect , right down to the last detail . forgive me , my son . t.m . : if you went to all that trouble ... to make us look identical , why do we have different faces ? viki : irene , which of these men is victor , and which is todd ? [ scene_break ] natalie : look , i do n't want to give you one more thing to deal with . i know you 've got a lot going on with the whole todd manning thing , but i really want to get this tape out of the evidence room . i think that delphina can use it to figure out what was erased off the tape . john : delphina ? come on . you can do better than that . [ scene_break ] roxy : aah ! delphina : shh ! aw , that 's sweet . she 's with her baby daddy . roxy : delphina ! natty and i were just talking about you . [ scene_break ] john : do you hear yourself ? i mean , you . forensics natalie , are gon na hire a psychic to try to figure out what 's on a blank tape ? natalie : i really trust delphina . she helped me when liam was missing . john : i thought you were done with all that . natalie : like i said before , marty tried to kill me for whatever was on that tape . gigi had the tape when she was found . there 's something important on there , and i need to know what it is . [ scene_break ] roxy : you are so right . natty 's with brody . she said she was gon na see him later . delphina : to get the tape ? roxy : that is so freaky . you know about the tape ? delphina : you mean that it was erased ? yeah , i know all about that . roxy : is that what you 're doing here ? delphina : well , it 's not like i 'm here to get my roots done . yeah , yeah , yeah . i 'm getting to it . so . who do you think erased that tape ? roxy : i do n't know . i mean , i 'm not sure . gigi was the last person who had it , so maybe she erased it . i 'm so heartsick about this , she was rex 's soul mate . now gigi 's gone to the grave , and everything that 's on the tape has gone with her . delphina : not necessarily . [ scene_break ] rex : thanks , vickers . you made me miss gigi . david : you got your papers all over my headshots . rex : you got your headshots all over my papers . david : get these out of my face . wait a second . the spotted pony ? rex : yeah . why ? does that mean something to you ? [ scene_break ] aubrey : what does that look mean ? cutter : what look ? aubrey : that look . when i mentioned that rex said something about the spotted pony , your ears perked up . cutter : my ears perked up ? aubrey : yes , your ears . what does that mean to you ? cutter : why should `` spotted pony `` mean anything to me ? aubrey : you tell me . rex : david , if `` spotted pony `` means something to you , you got ta tell me . it 's a matter of life and death . [ scene_break ] kelly : aunt dorian . i 'm glad you 're here . i have something to tell you . dorian : kelly , i 'm glad you 're here . i 've got something to tell you . kelly : ok , well , you go first . dorian : no , you go first . kelly : come on . i insist . dorian : all right . i 'm leaving llanview . kelly : shut the front door . i am leaving llanview . [ scene_break ] tomás : either of you gon na tell me what that was about ? you 're gon na wear out the carpet . blair : look . you walk in here and you tell us that todd 's dead mother is alive . téa : and that she 's somehow responsible for the ... blair : you just ca n't expect us ... téa : to just sit here ? [ scene_break ] viki : these men . your sons . you have scarred them in so many ways . the least you can do is tell them who they are , and do it now . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 've got this hole in my memory . john : and you think that a tape can fill it in . natalie : we know that marty took liam and the tape to your place , but we do n't know why . and we know that i ran into marty on the roof . we know that she went nuts and pushed me off . i just know that that tape , it has something important on it , especially because -- especially because marty kept saying that she was responsible for breaking us up . john : marty 's gone . natalie : i know she 's gone . i know that we 've all moved on . but do n't you want to know why i needed to see you , especially since marty was willing to kill me to keep that from happening ? john : ok . take the tape . just make sure you log it back in when you 're done . natalie : thank you . and you 'll fill me in with the todd manning thing ? john : later . good luck with all that . natalie : thank you . john : do n't let the voodoo lady string you along , all right ? natalie : it 's worth it to me . [ scene_break ] delphina : i have a convention in atlantic city next month and this will knock them out . roxy : hey , baby , i got a set with stars on them . delphina : sold . ooh , sorry about the cancellation . roxy : what cancellation ? [ telephone ringing ] roxy : excuse me just a second . [ ringing ] roxy : foxy roxy 's hair haven . can i help you ? oh , yeah , midge . oh , yeah , that 's no problem . you can come next week . you are good . delphina : she cancelled . roxy : just like you said . listen , honey , i got ta tell you , i am very happy about natty calling you for rex . because that information that you got from gigi ? the spotted pony stuff ? got ta know it 's important . delphina : it is important , and to a hell of a lot of people . not just rex . [ scene_break ] aubrey : i know you , cutter . you know something about spotted ponies . cutter : i believe the technical term is appaloosas . aubrey : funny . cutter : look , all i know is rex balsom does n't seem like the horse kind of guy . well , maybe got the buchanan spread now , he 's taking an interest . buchanans had stables , right ? [ scene_break ] david : and that 's why spotless ponies can run faster . speaking of which , why did you run out of here like a crazy person ? have something to do with gigi ? rex : yes , i saw her . she was standing right there . i could 've caught her , but you got in my way . david : rex , i am really sorry about that , but did n't your fiancée bite the dust ? rex : i know it sounds crazy , but i swear to you . i keep seeing her . david : you see dead people . i should 've been in that picture . rex : no , you 're too old , and this is n't a movie , david , ok ? it 's real . i 've seen her . david : dorian is a real sucker for those ghost romantic movies . she says when i die , i 'm gon na come back to her . she should really check out that clause about till death do us part . rex : the point is natalie had me talk to this psychic . david : delphina ? she 's a genius . i went to her to see how i was going to become rich and famous . as soon as i walked in , she said , `` have a seat . `` have- a - seat . the hemorrhoid commercial that made me famous . it launched my career . rex : yeah . the only clue that delphina gave me was `` spotted pony . `` you see ? you know something . david : rex , i assure you . i know nothing . rex : david , i am begging you . you got ta help me . david : all right , keep pressing me . i know the name . [ scene_break ] kelly : what do you mean you 're leaving llanview ? dorian : you just said you 're leaving . kelly : i 'm not gon na say one more word about it until you tell me what 's up with you leaving la boulaie , your job , your family . dorian : job . job . i have just been offered the job of a lifetime . it 's a promotion of sorts . kelly : ok , but you 're mayor . it 's an elected office . how are you possibly promoted ? dorian : the governor just called and he says that the country needs me , and i ca n't say no to that . [ scene_break ] tomás : what 's important is that we brought irene back . we can interrogate her and force her to tell us why there are two men claiming to be todd manning . blair : so john 's with irene right this very minute . tomás : he 's at llanfair . viki 's there , too , and the guy with the scar on his face . blair : then todd must be there , too , because when i saw him before , he said he was gon na go over to his sister 's and see her . téa : where are you going ? blair : i 'm gon na go over to viki 's . no . if they 're trying to figure out who the two todds are , i should be there . téa : well , i should be there , too . tomás : no one 's going anywhere . listen to me ! [ blair and téa talking at once ] tomás : mcbain and i were both shot at , all right ? we were almost killed . so nobody 's going anywhere , got it ? just be patient . we will know when mcbain knows . [ scene_break ] irene : lieutenant mcbain . i thought this was to be a private family meeting . john : do n't mind me . then again , you are in police custody and every word you 've said has been recorded . irene : for all the good it will do you . todd : can we just get on with it , please ? irene : of course . as i mentioned , victor was a very quick study , and in no time at all , he knew all about his brother todd -- his life , his loves , his history . and with his new scar , he looked exactly like him . t.m . 's voice : i killed a man by accident . his name is suede . luna gave me this scar . irene 's voice : perfect . of course , i expect nothing less than that from you , victor . irene : it was time to send victor in , as todd , to do the work the agency needed . however , there was one slight , little problem . mitch laurence . he 'd left todd for dead in that tomb . if mitch were to find victor very much alive and looking like todd , he 'd kill him . i could n't let that happen . i needed to find a way to neutralize mitch . and then i stumbled on the perfect solution . [ scene_break ] kelly : i do n't understand . where are you going ? dorian : washington , d.c . kelly : d.c. ? why ? dorian : because when the governor called , he told me that my party 's senator has gotten into a scandal . sexting . i did n't ask for the details . he 's resigning , and the governor asked me to take over . kelly : ha ha ha ! o.m.g . , you 're gon na be a u.s. senator . give me high - five . dorian : ok ! mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] rex : i knew you recognized the name . now , what does `` spotted pony `` mean ? david : well , now , i 'm only guessing here . you may or may not know this , but an actor 's face can never lie . it interprets . it channels . you may be on to something . rex : what ? david : that look of recognition you saw on my face , it can only mean one thing . spotted pony . my best friend when i was a boy . rex : so you had a spotted pony ? david : no , but the kid who spit on me at recess did . i loved that pony . his name was ... rex . rex : that 's my name . stop lying to me , idiot ! [ scene_break ] delphina : i 'm getting something . uh - huh . yeah . wait a minute . i see it . i 'm seeing a pair of scissors . roxy : hello . we 're in a hair salon . delphina : no , no , something sharp , like a knife . roxy : like a knife ? delphina : mm . roxy : maybe a butcher shop ? delphina : that 's weird . why am i seeing the have - a - seat guy ? [ scene_break ] david : are you calling me an idiot ? rex : no , i 'm just -- stop being an idiot . david : oh , ok . i 'll be at the bar waiting for my agent . rex : no , no , no . come on , david . we are cousins . you got ta help me . david : are you threatening me with physical violence ? i 'll have you know that i 've seen more `` kung fu `` movies than any other leading man i know . i 've conducted a survey in my own head , and apparently my death stare is legendary . rex : well , that 's great , david , but will it work against the buchanan creed ? david : the what ? rex : you 're telling me you do n't know about the buchanan creed ? passed down from asa ? upheld by the buchanans ? `` family comes first . `` david : there 's a creed ? no one told me about the creed . rex : how will your pa react when i tell him you would n't help me ? david : you 'd go to pa ? rex : you mean uncle bo ? of course , i would . [ scene_break ] aubrey : you were n't thinking about rex or the buchanan stables when i mentioned `` spotted pony . `` you recognized the name . cutter : aubrey , we 've got a golden opportunity here . rex is clearly losing his mind over gigi . he 's lonely , he 's single , he 's rich -- aubrey : i do n't care about any of that . cutter : since when ? aubrey : since right now . i 'm sorry . i ca n't do this anymore . i fell in love with joey and i lost him because i had gone after him for the wrong reasons . cutter : maybe he did n't really love you after all . aubrey : thanks , cutter . cutter : where are you going ? aubrey : not after rex . [ scene_break ] blair : i ca n't do this ! i ca n't just sit here when everything 's going on at viki 's . i 'm going over there . téa : so you can kiss my husband again ? tomás : excuse me ? téa : your girlfriend came on to my husband . [ scene_break ] todd : viki , this is -- this is nuts . we 're just gon na stand here and listen to some strange woman ? what if this is all lies ? t.m . : we should at least hear it first , do n't you think ? irene : thank you . i can assure you that everything i am telling you is the truth . why would i lie ? the agency has been exposed . there are no more secrets . viki : then how did you neutralize mitch laurence ? irene : the solution was staring me right in the face . literally . there had to be a way to fool mitch and give victor more time to become todd . i 'd found the answer . t.m . : what are you saying about walker laurence ? irene : you have to admit , it was an inspired idea . i could fool mitch into believing that his long - lost brother had resurfaced , and victor would have a chance to know viki , blair , and starr -- as walker -- before he had to approach them as todd . t.m . : and victor just went along with this ? irene : well , i assured him that he was still going to get what he was entitled to . he just had to be someone else first . todd : you said someone else . what are you saying ? [ scene_break ] blair : i did not come on to todd . téa : you kissed him ! blair : it was a test . i was just trying to figure out who the real deal was . tomás : so that 's why the two of you were tearing at each other when i showed up ? blair : your sister is overreacting . téa : let 's see if tomás agrees , all right ? while you were out risking your life , blair was making out with my husband . blair : it was a kiss ! téa : oh , is that all it was ? blair : why are you being -- why are you so insecure ? téa : why are you so desperate ? blair : i do n't want your husband ! téa : oh ! then maybe you do n't make out with him . tomás : all right , enough ! blair : she started it . téa : i 'm ending it . get the hell out of my house , blair . now ! [ scene_break ] david : you are not gon na go to my pa . rex : sure i am . david : you would n't dare , and you do not want to me to give you the death stare . rex : try me . david : wow , your death stare 's really good . hey , my agent 's coming over here . do you want me to introduce you to her ? rex : i am warning you , david . i will go to your pa if you do n't tell me what you know about the spotted pony . [ scene_break ] roxy : what does david vickers have to do with gigi or rex or spotted ponies or scissors or knives ? i mean , how is that gon na help rexy get over gigi 's death ? delphina : shh ! i 'm getting something . it 's coming . it 's ... it 's ... natalie : guess what i got ? delphina : gone . it 's gone . sorry , roxy . the spotted pony has galloped away . for now . david : there 's this place called the spotted pony , where i may or may not have been . but i prefer you not tell dorian . [ scene_break ] dorian : the governor said he needed me , and how can i say no ? kelly : ok . you know , you 're right , you 're right , but -- now , correct me if i 'm wrong . when you ran for mayor as a lesbian and then married david , which might not count as a flip - flop in some circles -- dorian : i am proud of my record on marriage equality . i am . i 'm also proud of the fact that i 've created jobs in llanview , i 've strengthened the infrastructure , and boy , did i turn the public school system around , and i am sure that has not escaped the notice of the governor . kelly : well , you know what ? all i can say is you go , senator lord . dorian : senator lord ! senator lord . oh , oh , oh . that is gon na stick it to viki . kelly : so when do you leave ? dorian : the governor said as soon as possible . kelly : i 'm proud of you . dorian : oh ! ok , enough of that . now . ahem . what 's the story behind you leaving llanview ? [ scene_break ] blair : i ca n't believe that you are actually kicking me out of your house . [ téa speaking spanish ] [ tomás speaking spanish ] tomás : a little space might be a good idea . blair : ok . fine . you know what ? i 'm gon na leave if i 'm not welcome . but please , would you do me the common courtesy to give me a call if this irene woman decides to enlighten us about todd one and todd two ? téa : why do n't you just try your taste test again ? [ scene_break ] todd : what exactly are you saying ? irene : you are my son , my beloved victor . and you are todd . todd : that 's a lie . i know who i am . i 'm todd . see , you 're a liar . viki : the story is very far - fetched . irene : but true , nonetheless . todd : i do n't remember any of it . why is that ? irene : you had been brainwashed by the best . i did all of this for you , darling , for your legacy . todd : get her out of here . john , get her out of here . arrest her ! right now ! commit her ! bury her ass ! i am todd manning . what ? what did you call me ? irene : i called you victor , 'cause that 's your name . todd : no . do n't call me that . irene : why not ? it is your name . [ scene_break ] téa : that woman had better keep her hands off my husband . she calls herself my friend . or i will -- tomás : you 'll what ? téa : you 're right . it 's not her fault . i was just attacked -- or i did attack her . i do n't care if she kisses todd or not . it 's not like i 'm threatened . i mean , he loves me and i -- i love him , too . it 's just -- what if he 's not todd ? hmm ? then what , huh ? what happens to my marriage ? [ téa crying ] [ scene_break ] viki : i 'm so sorry , todd . irene : call him victor . todd : that 's not my name . irene : bravo . i am really proud of myself . it was a brilliant plan . victor had months and months as walker laurence before he had to be convincing as todd . blair fell in love with him , his children fell in love with him , all the while thinking he was walker . and soon , todd was free to surface . of course , we could n't have him announce himself . we let one of his loved ones do it for him . he started dropping hints , knowing that starr was smart enough to figure it out . all victor had to do was play his part . it was the perfect plan . todd : no . it 's a lie . it 's all lies . irene : of course , i do n't expect you to remember any of this , darling . just know you were magnificent . you became todd , and you helped the agency with all kinds of nasty , little jobs . john : well . i do n't know about your story , lady , but you are a piece of work . irene : why , thank you , lieutenant . although i should be cross with you . you ruined everything .. [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to break your train of thought . roxy : ok , now that you 're here , we can start all over again . delphina : what am i -- a machine ? roxy : you are the best , de . i gave her the 911 about the tape . natalie : i brought it . maybe you could tell me what 's on it . delphina : ow ! that is hot ! natalie : what do you mean hot ? delphina : i mean that ... me here . whatever was on this tape ... could change people 's lives . natalie : can you tell what 's on there ? delphina : no . it was wiped clean . all i can say is the truth is out there . this tape has been around . many people have had their hands on this tape . roxy : did gigi listen to it ? you think you could ask her ? that 's what you do , is n't it ? you talk to dead people . delphina : i wish that i could . for some reason , i ca n't seem to reach her . [ scene_break ] rex : what kind of place ? david : the spotted pony is ... a sort of club for the discerning gentleman , that i may or may not have been to at one point in my lifetime . rex : a strip joint ? david : you make it sound so cheap . rex : where ? david : anchorage . rex : alaska ? david : kentucky . rex : here it is . `` spotted pony -- a watering hole for gentlemen . `` anchorage , kentucky . so have you been to this place or not ? david : as far as dorian 's concerned , i 've never set foot in that place . but between you and me ... oh , yeah . i 've been there . this place is awesome . [ scene_break ] cutter : geez . you scared the crap out of me . aubrey : so what are you doing eavesdropping on david and rex ? [ scene_break ] kelly : after my last visit with zane , it was just so great to see him . i know he 's gon na be super busy with school and soccer and friends , but i miss him , and llanview is so far away . i just need to be near him . i have to go back to london . dorian : what about joey ? kelly : he 's coming with me . dorian : you and joe . kelly : yeah . dorian : that makes me very happy . kelly : aww . dorian : really , it does . the two of you were meant to be together . you 're more like a daughter to me . kelly : you 're more than an aunt to me . i do n't know how i would 've gotten through my mother 's death without you , not that you did n't give me a lot of hell for it . dorian : only when you deserved it . kelly : ha ha ! maybe you 're right . dorian : maybe ? i am always right . that 's why they need me in the senate . kelly : have you told david ? dorian : no . no . the call only just came through from the governor , but ... my david 's gon na be all for it . yes . david 's going to be thrilled for me . [ scene_break ] rex : there 's got ta be a reason the psychic picked up on this name . david : you 're gon na have to ask her . oh , there 's bev . she 's my agent . she 's got big news for me . i 'm sorry , rex . i do n't have time for the little people anymore . bev ! bev : aww ! [ scene_break ] cutter : i was doing your job . aubrey : my job ? cutter : yeah . yeah , rex balsom is losing it . he 's seeing dead people . he 's talking to psychics . he 's ripe for the picking . all right ? if you ca n't get to him , then i will . aubrey : please just leave the poor guy alone . cutter : poor 's the last thing that he is . if you ca n't see your way to a big score , what use are you anyway ? aubrey : cutter , everyone is on to us . even if i wanted to go back into business with you , there is no point . not here . not now . i 'm going back to the minute man . you coming ? cutter : i 'm going to stay and have another drink . aubrey : fine . whatever . [ scene_break ] natalie : this is n't working . delphina : shh ! huh ? what did you say your name was ? what ? do you guys know a buhani ? bulani ? havarti ? natalie : dr. buhari ! dr. buhari ! delphina : is that you , doc ? that 's her . natalie : that 's marty 's therapist . actually , marty murdered her . delphina : oh , that 's why she keeps saying , `` i 've been robbed . `` natalie : well , she was robbed . gigi went to dr. buhari 's office and took a tape . she thought it was shane 's therapy session . turns out to be marty 's therapy session . she returned it , but that kind of went -- anyway , whatever . dr. buhari would know what was on the tape . delphina : huh . what about it , doc ? cough it up , huh ? you 're kidding . she 's saying doctor - client confidentiality . roxy : excuse me , even in the afterlife she 's got a work ethic ? the woman is ridiculous . natalie : come on , please . there 's got ta be something . there 's got ta be somebody who knows something . delphina : ok . anybody know anything about that tape ? anybody ? anybody ? anybody ? what ? god knows ? and you 're dead . oh , sorry . todd knows . roxy : todd knows ? natalie : todd knows what ? delphina : i do n't know . what does todd know ? anybody ? anybody ? anybody ? that 's it . [ cell phone ringing ] [ ringing ] delphina : oh , it 's your brother . roxy : you are so good . delphina : no , actually , it 's a new phone . caller i.d . hello ? rex . rex : hey , can you meet me ? i just saw gigi again . at capricorn . delphina : be right there . another gigi sighting . i got ta go . sorry i could n't help with the tape . natalie : what does todd know ? [ scene_break ] john : let 's go . irene : good - bye , boys . oh , in case you think this is the end of this ... guess again . viki : todd , i 'm so sorry . todd : that 's ok . do n't be sorry . i know who i am . [ scene_break ] bev : have i got a part for you . david : a thriller . set in sweden ? ! how much are they willing to pay ? bev : 7 figures . if you include the decimal point and the dollar sign . david : the 7-figure club . i 've made it . bev : there 's just one itsy - bitsy catch . [ scene_break ] dorian : david 's going to be thrilled for me . kelly : let 's hope . dorian : ohh . i am really hoping that he 's going to love washington . every single minute of it by my side . it 's actually the role of his lifetime . my devoted husband . [ kelly giggles ] [ scene_break ] david : if they want me to do nudity , it better be gratuitous . bev : done , pumpkin . now , the producers have one request . it 's a deal - breaker . david : what is it ? they want me to be shorter ? taller ? more handsome ? that i ca n't do . bev : my muffin , they want you to leave immediately . [ scene_break ] rex : david mentioned a strip club in anchorage , kentucky , so maybe you could ask gigi if that 's what she meant , what she was referring to with the spotted pony . delphina : ok . uhh . sorry . the circuits are down . but here 's what i 'm thinking . gigi wanted you to drop those papers . she wanted you to bump into david , have him recognize that name . why else would she be here ? rex : so you 're saying -- delphina : this is no coincidence . rex : so i got ta go to kentucky . delphina : mm . [ scene_break ] roxy : i thought delphina was gon na be able to help us . natalie : maybe she did . she told us that a lot of people listened to the tape , that the truth is out there , and that todd knows . the question is , what does he know ? did he listen to the tape or is it something else ? [ scene_break ] cristian : wow . two todds ? one was bad enough . blair : tell me about it . now i have to explain to tomás why i 'm running around kissing two other men . cristian : what 's up , brother ? tomás : hey , man . cristian : now 's your chance . tomás : hey . blair : hey . tomás : look , i know i was pretty cool to you earlier . blair : no , listen . i probably would 've been really cool if i had found out you 'd been kissing your ex - wife . tomás : i know you 're just looking for answers . blair : i am , tomás . but in hindsight , i probably went about it all in the wrong way , and i 'm so sorry . can you forgive me ? tomás : that depends . blair : on what ? tomás : on this . [ scene_break ] viki : this is a time when i really wish i could still have a drink . t.m . : i told you so . uhh . viki : i ca n't believe i 'm laughing . t.m . : it 's the only way , really . viki : wow . t.m . : could i have a hug ? viki : my brother does n't like hugs . t.m . : your brother was locked up for 8 years . the only time anybody ever touched me was to torture me . i could use your hug now . viki : ohh ! [ scene_break ] téa : tomás told me that he and john found irene manning , your mom . she 's alive . todd : i just saw her . téa : what 'd she tell you ?
blair , téa , and tomas wait impatiently for word from john mcbain about the todds . téa brings up blair kissing todd . téa throws blair out . téa admits to tomas that she overreacted . irene manning tells viki and the two todds that one of them is her son victor and that she went to great lengths to make them identical , including giving victor todd 's memories and scar so he could do the work that the agency needed . viki wonders why they now look so different . irene explains that when mitch lawrence thought todd was dead after leaving him in a cave , she realized that sending victor looking like todd would be a death sentence . she says she gave victor the face of mitch 's brother walker so he could get to know viki , blair , and starr as walker before approaching them as todd . viki tells irene that she has scarred her two sons in so many ways that the least she can do is tell them who is who . she reveals that current todd is her son victor and original todd is her other son todd . `` victor `` says she is a liar and orders john mcbain to arrest her . john takes her away . viki tells `` victor `` that she is sorry and he tells her not to be ; he knows who he is . todd ( victor ) goes home to téa . she asks him what irene told him .
marcie : i just called to see how dad is . ronnie , i 'm fine . no , no , you do not have to come and check up on me . ok . i will , i promise . all right , i 'm at work . i got to go . bye . [ scene_break ] detective : we did n't turn up anything on the threats against marcie . bo : all right , tell simmons i want him to check the outgoing emails on the university terminals . detective : i 'm on it . bo : thank you . r.j. : ah , commissioner . we need to talk about police brutality . your detective vega assaulted me outside my own club last night . bo : are there any witnesses to this alleged assault ? r.j. : yes . your niece , jessica . [ scene_break ] jessica : please help me understand . i saw you last night beating on r.j. , and i really think that if i had n't kept on calling your name , you would 've killed him . antonio : jessica , look , i lost control , i admit that . ok , but r.j . threw the first punch . jessica : antonio . antonio : great . just what we need . look , just ignore her . ok ? she ca n't hurt us . jessica : but what about you ? are you going to hurt her anymore ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : ok , we 're here . i 'm waiting . i 'm waiting . what 's the good news ? jen : joe and i are getting married -- tomorrow . lindsay : no . no , jen . [ scene_break ] kevin : another toast -- to your happiness . joey : to my best man . now , i expect you not to lose the ring , to give it to me at the right time , and to make one hell of a speech . what do you say ? will you stand up for me , kevin ? kevin : i 'd be honored , and especially good at the speech . joey : my humble brother . kevin : i 'm happy for you , joey . joey : well , that makes one . i 'm not sure everybody else in the family is so happy for jen and me . kevin : oh , they 'll come around . joey : i 'd like to think so . natalie holds a pretty serious grudge against jen . kevin : put it out of your mind . joey : maybe . i guess folks were n't too happy about you and kelly at first , but that turned out great . what ? kevin : well , it 's just there is a member of kelly 's family that 's still not too keen on me . joey : well , we all know how dorian is when it comes to her nieces , both kelly and blair . kevin : yeah , she 's a real tiger . [ scene_break ] dorian : what do you want ? man : the diamond . dorian : you have it . man : that was n't a gemstone . that was paste . dorian : the gadhra diamond is a fake ? man : someone switched the stone . vous comprendre ? dorian : oui , je comprends , idiot ! man : now for the very last time , where is the real one ? [ dorian laughs ] dorian : walker . [ scene_break ] blair : doc -- doctor : get him into exam one . blair : he dove into the river to save my daughter . she was drowning , and i think he dislocated his shoulder . starr : he helped me ! he saved my life ! doctor : take a deep breath . put the girl in cubicle three , check for hypothermia , 100 % oxygen stat , chest x - ray . doctor : pretty bad , huh ? any numbness ? can you move your hand ? your fingers ? you feel this ? ok , ok , we can reduce the pain . five of morphine i.v . , call ortho and x - ray . walker : no x - ray . doctor : sir ? walker : no x - ray . [ scene_break ] natalie : uh , i thought we were going to play . max : i said we were going to train . natalie : does n't that include the table ? max : you saw the black widow . you saw her arms and her hands . natalie : so ? max : to be a champion , you need strength , agility , and discipline . natalie : ok . max : so the beer shipment came in . weighs about 20 pounds a case . carry them all in , load them on the bar . [ scene_break ] dorian : walker laurence took all of his brother 's personal possessions . he is the one that you should be threatening , you fool . man : and americans say the french are arrogant ? dorian : besides which , even if i knew where the badhra diamond was , i would n't lay a finger on it . it 's said to bring misfortune to all who have touched it . [ scene_break ] doctor : we 're going to take a portable x - ray . walker : no ! doctor : it 'll be here soon . sir , i ca n't work blind . you could have a fracture . walker : are x - rays confidential ? doctor : all medical records are strictly confidential . walker : that better be true . because if they get out to anyone , you are going to be one unhappy man . [ scene_break ] al : are you sure that you 're ok ? marcie : yeah . i 'm doing lots better . please do n't worry . now , i 'm taking it easy , i 'm drinking gallons of water , and i 'm looking forward to never hearing the letters l.s.d . in that order again . al : you know deke did this because he got busted . i mean , he just wanted to get back at you , so he put -- marcie : listen , i do n't want to think about it , ok ? what 's this ? detective : from , well , all of us . marcie : oh , my gosh . guys , you know , i was n't even in the hospital overnight . i was at the free clinic . and plus , you guys , you know , i know that a lot of you do n't agree with what i 'm doing , so -- detective : you 're part of the force , marcie . nobody hurts one of us and gets away with .. marcie : thanks . [ scene_break ] bo : before i file any charges , i 'm going to have to hear detective vega 's version of this incident . r.j. : and use your unbiased judgment to determine which of us is telling the truth ? bo : you see , that is exactly right . r.j. : uh - huh , yeah . then the whole thing gets caught up in all that blue and the case just goes away . bo : i 'm going to treat this like i would any other assault case . r.j. : well , you 'd better , or i will be all -- evangeline : r.j. ? bo : are you here as his attorney ? because -- r.j. : i do n't need an attorney . evangeline : i am . bo : all right , then cool your client down . he 's here to file civilian charges . that could change any second now . r.j. : huh ? huh ? you see ? bo : look , i take this very seriously . calm him down . evangeline : are you ok ? r.j. : does this look like ok to you ? evangeline : ok , i just came to help . do n't take my head off . r.j. : you 're going to help me take antonio vega down ? evangeline : no . i 'm going to talk you out of it . [ scene_break ] antonio : what else did keri say ? jessica : that it was n't the first time that you 'd hit her . antonio : you believed her ? jessica : i do n't know what to believe . i mean , first you go off on cole avery , then on mitch , and just last night on r.j . antonio : jessica , they are the scum of the earth . they were trying to hurt people that i love . look , i am not trying -- i am not trying to justify losing control . but i 'm working on that . jessica : i know that you 're trying , but it 's -- antonio : jessica , i kept my cool when keri threatened me with -- with the custody of jamie . ok ? but when r.j. sucker - punched me , i just could n't stop myself . jessica : that 's the point . antonio : what i do n't know is why keri would accuse me of hitting her . i would never do that . never . the real question is , do you know that ? jessica : i do know that . [ scene_break ] natalie : last one . max : you know , you can get as cranky as you want , but you are going to need arms of titanium if you want to be a professional . here . other way . thank you . arms out . ok . lift up . take it as high as you can , as far as you can behind your back , do not lock the elbows . very nice . natalie : ok , it would be great if i had barbie doll joints . max : come on , smooth . good . good . very nice . [ scene_break ] al : marcie , i 'm thinking of taking some time off from the radio station so i can spend more time with you . marcie : no , no , you just got back there . besides , the voice of the night is the only person telling people what 's happening . al : well , you know , that 's not exactly true . i mean , a lot of people are talking about what 's going on . marcie : yeah , but the students trust you . you know , they care . they listen to what you say . they care about what you have to say . what are you doing here ? ron : what kind of greeting is that ? marcie : i told you not to come . ron : oh , that 's much better . hey . marcie : i told you i was fine . ron : yeah , i know what you told me , but you did n't say you got roughed up . marcie : but -- ron : is that true ? marcie : it was nothing . al : it was n't nothing , marcie . how you doing , ron ? ron : fine . so what 's the deal with these guys who roughed her up ? marcie : al left out the part where the guys got arrested . one of them got arrested . ron : well , that 's good . marcie : see ? so i 'm fine . you can go home and you can take care of dad . ron : yeah , ok . i 'll go back home to jersey , but you 're coming with . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i did some checking . you lured antonio vega into that alley . r.j. : where did you hear that ? evangeline : the point is if i figured it out , the police will , too , and they 'll learn that you threw the first punch . r.j. : it 's not like he did n't have it coming . evangeline : r.j. , they might charge vega , they might not . you know , he could claim self - defense . but you could be charged with assault . r.j. : so vega gets away with hurting me and my family again ? [ scene_break ] antonio : so ? i 'd like to be able to see you again . jessica : i think that we should take things slowly . but honestly , i -- i do want to see you again . i ca n't stop thinking about you . she 's doing it again . antonio : this is ridiculous . jessica : please do n't , please do n't . she accused you of violence . the worst thing you could do is confront her publicly . antonio : you 're right . but , jessica , why -- why , why did you even go see her ? jessica : to try to reason with her with your visitation rights , to remind her what a great family man you are , to tell her how much you love your daughter . antonio : you did that for me ? jessica : it did n't do the situation a whole lot of good . antonio : this is n't about you . she 's making you crazy . jessica : i 'm sorry , she is . antonio : ok , well , let 's go . i got to check back with the station , anyways . but thank you . thank you so much for meeting me . and hopefully we can do this again soon ? jessica : i 'd like that . [ scene_break ] jen : well , i guess it 's pointless asking you to give me away . lindsay : but it does n't have anything to do with me wanting to give you away . it 's just that you almost married al and then cristian , and both for the wrong reasons . jen : but i did n't . lindsay : thankfully . but then out of nowhere , you married rex , and now you want to marry joe before the ink 's even dry on your divorce papers . jen : i know this is right . lindsay : have you even thought about the responsibilities that you 're going to have as a minister 's wife ? jen : of course i have . lindsay : you 're sure that this is what you honestly want ? jen : yes . yes . lindsay : then i 'm happy for you . and of course i 'll give you away . jen : thanks . [ scene_break ] joey : jen 's just been through so much . kevin : and you want to rescue her , give her love and security , make everything ok . joey : what 's wrong with that ? kevin : nothing . nothing . what 's jen bringing to the marriage ? joey : love , stupid . kevin : oh . so romantic . joey : yeah , actually , it is . kevin : and unrealistic . joey : that 's pretty cynical , even for you , kev . kevin : well , i 'm practical , joe . this thing that you 're going to do is more than just a kiss in the morning or a warm body at night . it 's a partnership . joey : a sanctified partnership . kevin : entered into by contract . you have to agree on your goals , you have to work toward them together , and , if you each hold up your end , the marriage has a chance . joey : wow . it is chilly in your world . think i 'm going to stick to my own view . kevin : well , i do envy your innocence , joe . i really do . joey : what you envy is my faith . [ phone rings ] joey : thou art saved , my brother . kevin : yeah . yeah , it 's kevin . all right , one second . i got to handle some business , all right ? go ahead . elyssa : before laurence realized i could n't be bought , the feelers i put out -- well , they paid off . i 've got laurence 's medical documents . kevin : you are good . elyssa : i do n't want to mislead you . they did n't release the records . kevin : do n't tell me . i want to go on believing you have superpowers . elyssa : i do . kevin : i 'm at llanfair . that 's my mother 's place . why do n't you bring it by ? elyssa : now ? kevin : yeah , let 's see if there 's something in laurence 's medical history that can tell us who he really is . [ scene_break ] doctor : we 'll have the room ready shortly , mr. laurence . how 's that shoulder feel since we reduced it ? walker : it 's a little numb . how 's starr ? doctor : she 's a lucky girl . she 's fine . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , i am not going to take my eyes off of you . you know what i 'm going to do ? i 'm going to ask the doctors just to stitch us together so i can keep an eye on you forever . starr : that 's disgusting . blair : i 'm just so glad you 're all right , sweetie . starr : is walker going to be ok , too ? blair : yeah , he 's going to be fine . but i want to ask you something . you know , you said that walker was the only one who knew where daddy was . what did you mean ? has walker seen daddy ? [ scene_break ] marcie : yeah , i 'll be sure to give him the message . ok . bye . ronnie , there is no way that i can go home with you . ron : sure you can . marcie : no , ronnie , i ca n't . classes are starting . al is here . there is no way he 's going to let anybody hurt me . i 'll be fine . jen : hey . marcie : oh , jen , hi . hey . jen : look , i know this is short notice , but -- marcie : what ? jen : joe and i are getting married . marcie : oh , my god , oh , my god ! when ? jen : tomorrow at llanfair . al : congratulations , jen . marcie : this is my brother , ron , and he wants to kidnap me and take me to new jersey -- but i ca n't go because i 'm going to jen 's wedding . come on , give me all the details . ron : hey . you really care about her , do n't you ? al : of course i do . ron : then please make sure she gets home to her family . al : ron , did you hear what she said ? there 's no changing her mind . ron : yeah . yeah , yeah , i know . i know . al : listen , if it 's any consolation , she has the support of the entire llanview police department . ron : yeah , because she 's got enemies in llanview . listen , my family and i do n't always agree on everything marcie chooses to fight for . al : yeah . ron : but back home in ridgeview , i do n't think she had one single honest - to- god enemy . al : well , that 's probably true , ron , but she 's not going to run for cover . jen : listen , i know i 've asked you this favor before , but this time it is for real . marcie : but you have to ask me first . jen : will you be my maid of honor ? marcie : you bet i will ! jen : thank you . i mean , i just want this one day to be a day where something terrible does n't happen to turn everything upside down . so if you say you 'll be there -- marcie : i will . i will be there . jen : thank you . marcie : you 're welcome . jen : again , i have a million things to do , so i got to run . marcie : ok . jen : but thank you . marcie : ok , you 're welcome . oh , jen ? congratulations . i 'm really happy for you . jen : thanks . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i want photo documentation of those bruises today . then maybe tomorrow we can take the pictures to the courthouse and perhaps maybe we can get some sort of -- [ scene_break ] antonio : you can tell keri that no matter what , i 'm not giving up my right to see my daughter . [ scene_break ] r.j. : how do we get him ? evangeline : you know , even if you drop the charges , no one can dispute the fact that he brutally beat you . which gives us grounds to seek a temporary restraining order , which will keep antonio away from you , keri , and jamie . r.j. : well , it 's a start . i want to take away everything that man cares about . [ scene_break ] joey : so kevin agreed to b my best man . did n't have to twist his arm or anything . jessica : great . joey : amazing , is n't it -- all of us in love . i mean , you 're with kelly , you and antonio , nat and cris . what are the odds ? [ doorbell rings ] joey : i 'll see who it is . jessica : are you really happy about this joey - and - jen thing ? kevin : who cares ? he is . jessica : well , i 'm not . lindsay : jen told me about you two . joey : yeah , um , with your blessing , i hope ? lindsay : i just want her to be happy . joey : then we want the same thing . jessica : and then she got joey kicked out of the ministry . kevin : he forgave her for that a long time ago . jessica : yeah , he 's a really forgiving person , and i understand he likes to see the good in people , ok , but marrying jen -- it 's a disaster . it 's going to be . and if you think i have an attitude about this , you should talk to natalie . kevin : well , have you talked to joey about it ? jessica : yeah , we tried . he wo n't listen . kevin : well , then that 's that . what are you going to do ? jessica : but maybe if he got a big - brother talk , that would help ? kevin : it 's not joe i 'm worried about . it 's jen . [ scene_break ] blair : are you sure you 're telling me everything ? starr : i swear . blair : but you said that -- something about walker and daddy . starr : well , when i was in the wat -- blair : mm - hmm ? starr : walker told me to be brave for daddy , whether he was dead or alive . blair : no , no , you said that walker knew where daddy was . starr : mom -- blair : what ? starr : drowning makes it really hard to think straight . blair : oh . how is he ? doctor : he 'll be fine . the soreness wo n't leave anytime soon , though . blair : well , can i go see him ? doctor : sure . blair : ok . make sure she goes nowhere , right there . hey . [ scene_break ] blair : you ok ? walker , i -- i do n't know how to thank you for what -- walker : no , you do n't have to . blair : you did for me today . walker : you do n't have to . it 's her . she 's a tough kid . blair : yeah . she gets that after her dad . really , i -- i do n't know how to thank you for what you did for starr . i mean , if i had lost her -- walker : she 's amazing . blair : yeah , she is , is n't she ? and i know that sounds conceited , but , you know , i do n't care . i just can not believe how fast she 's growing up . walker : kids will do that . blair : she said that -- she said that you know where todd is . [ scene_break ] dorian : jacques . i 've told you everything that i know . what 's the point of keeping me here ? jacques : we 're waiting . dorian : oh . waiting for what ? jacques : the gentleman we represent . dorian : and that would be ? jacques : the gentleman we 're waiting for . dorian : ok . um , and who would this gentleman you represent for whom we are waiting for be ? jacques : when he arrives , you 'll see him , and then you 'll know . dorian : oh , mon dieu ! jacques : you know , your impatience is rather appropriate . dorian : hmm . jacques : he , too , is really anxious to see you face to face . [ scene_break ] walker : that 's really all there is to it . i had to dive under to get her foot free , and so i had to tell her something to give her the will to hang on . blair : so you told her you knew where her daddy was ? walker : i 'm sorry i had to play on her hopes about her dad , but -- blair : no . walker : it worked . blair : yeah , it did , thank god . but you know what ? next time , unless she 's drowning , just leave todd out of it , ok ? walker : ok . blair : i do n't want to get her hopes up , and -- he 's gone . hey , baby . starr : mom , can i speak to walker , alone ? blair : sure , just do n't tire him . thank you . starr : i guess i was a big baby for acting scared and crying like that . walker : not in my book you were n't . starr : so there was this one time when i saved this guy on the wheel , and he said that he owed me a really big favor . and now that you saved my life , i guess i owe you a really , really big favor . so what do you want ? walker : could i get back to you on that one ? starr : thanks . oh , walker ? there 's something that i really do n't remember . it was when i was asleep or something . walker : yeah ? starr : you called me shorty . that 's what made me wake up . my dad used to call me that . walker : well , uh , lots of grownups call kids that . starr : but when you said it , it felt like -- you know what -- maybe it was just a dream . walker : yeah , a dream . [ scene_break ] max : come on . natalie : 100 . max : good . i figure it 's about a quarter - mile from the front door to the highway . eight times there and back . natalie : oh , hold on , hold on . no , i have done sit - ups and crunches and pushups and -- and hauled beer for you and that stretchy broom thing . i have n't once played pool , which i 'm assuming is why you 're torturing me . max : oh , pool ? oh , you want to play pool ? well , let 's play pool . hey , one game , ok ? natalie : you 're on . max : now , you 're going to have to go easy on me . it 's been a long time . i 'm a little rusty . thank you . natalie : yeah , you know , i love a mark who makes excuses before his plays . max : oh , please . show a little mercy for an old man . all right . call it . natalie : tails . max : i 'll break . if you please ? excuse me . [ scene_break ] bo : detective vega , could you step into my office ? close the door , please . bo : r.j. gannon is filing assault charges for a beating that he says he got from you . now would be the time to tell me that that 's not true . antonio : i ca n't , because it is true . [ scene_break ] ron : i 've decided to stick around a while . marcie : really ? ron : yeah , make sure you 're ok . marcie : that 's great . ron : yeah , al and i are going to make sure we find out who 's been sending those threats and make them pay . marcie : well , i think that 's a great idea , but how are you two going to find out who did it when the police ca n't even find out ? al : well , the cops have to follow the rules . me and ron do n't . marcie : oh , wait a minute , guys . ron : we 've got to get started right now . i 'll see you later , sis , ok ? marcie : no , i do n't think you should do that . al : later on , sweetie . marcie : al -- guys -- woman : marcie . marcie : hi , madison . madison : still want to pledge sigma delta ? marcie : oh , sure ! ! yeah , i do . i 'm just a little worried , you know . i hear that the hazing can get a little weird sometimes . madison : i 've heard that , too , from girls that do n't get asked to join . marcie : oh . madison : well , this ceremony is n't a pledge thing anyhow . it 's this special pre - rush ritual we like to do with girls that we really , really want to rush us . marcie : oh . yeah , ok . madison : so , great , i 'll call you with the when and where ? marcie : yeah , sounds good . i ca n't wait . madison : hmm . me , too . marcie : ok . bye . madison : deke , it 's me . it 's all set . she 's never going to know what hit her . [ scene_break ] natalie : damn . max : oh , come on , you made some good shots . one good shot . natalie : i do n't even know why i 'm doing this . i suck . max : do you really think i would be wasting my time on you if i thought that was true ? look , you got a lot of talent . you have more skill than most . you just need to learn a few tricks and practice a lot . hey . see this ? you have a very nice stick . natalie : did i tell you cristian got it for me ? max : oh , yeah , six times . he knows you 're good . natalie : ok , so what 's next , coach ? max : speed bag . natalie : so i get to punch stuff ? max : oh , work on that upper body strength , eye - hand coordination , work out all that aggression . natalie : yeah , well , for that , i 'm definitely going to need a heavy bag . [ scene_break ] jen : thanks , kevin . i know we 're going to be really happy . kevin : i 'm sure you will be . listen , before you and joey get down to planning , can i talk to you a minute ? oh , come on , i just want to get to know my future sister - in - law a little bit better . come on . joey : so , you know what this means , do n't you ? you got to help me set this place up for a wedding . jessica : great . jen : i have never been more sure about anything in my life . kevin : good . you know , not to put too fine a point on it , i bought you out of your marriage with rex . jen : well , i know you helped convince him to give me the divorce . kevin : it was a standard business deal , really . the little sleazeball was more than willing to exchange his wife for controlling interest in a nightclub . me , i just wanted to see my brother happy . [ doorbell rings ] jen : well , i guess i owe you then . kevin : i take care of my family anyway i can . which is why i want to know you 'll be a good wife to my brother . jen : i will . kevin : good . joey : hey , kevin , somebody at the door for you . kevin : excuse me . joey : what was that about ? everything ok ? jen : yeah , he just wanted to make sure i treat his kid brother right . elyssa : this is the complete medical records on walker laurence from the mount williams center for orthopedic surgery . kevin : well , looks like compelling reading . i 'll call you . elyssa : ok . [ scene_break ] starr : mom , i want to do something extra special to thank walker for saving my life . do you know anything he might want ? blair : sweetie , i have no clue what walker laurence really wants . doctor : mr. laurence , your x - rays are startling . you 've obviously suffered serious trauma prior to this event . numerous old fractures in your upper body -- [ scene_break ] kevin : `` broken bones in the arms and upper body , including the scapula and the humerus . damage to the pelvis -- `` [ scene_break ] doctor : as well to the sternum . you suffered a break bad enough to require a rod in that arm and a pin in that shoulder . walker : well , uh , i was in a spin - out at the indy 500 . i was abused as a child . my father and my stepfather . doctor : i 'm truly sorry . walker : i do n't want to talk about it . that 's why i was so touchy about that confidentiality . anyway , it was -- it was a long time ago . [ scene_break ] kevin : `` all injuries incurred immediately prior to admission for treatment at this facility . `` and what exactly was it that walker laurence got himself beaten half to death ? less than a year ago ? [ scene_break ] dorian : people will know that i 'm missing . they 'll call the police . when the police find us , you 're going to be in big trouble . jacques : what becomes of you is completely up to the man i represent , for whom we are waiting for . dorian : well , you can tell this man that you represent , this man for whom we are waiting that as far as i 'm concerned , he is a filthy , disgust -- you . [ scene_break ] antonio : commissioner , r.j. sucker - punched me . besides , i was off duty and it was personal . bo : you 're a cop every second of the day . you 're expected to have enough self- control that you could walk away from a provocation . if things get out of hand , then you subdue the guy . you do not beat the guy to a pulp . antonio : look , i was jumped in the middle of the night in an alley . if i thought i could 've subdued the guy , i would 've . ok , look , we exchanged punches for a while , and i admit i lost control . but i 'm working on that with dr. cummings , just like you ordered me to . bo : and how many times have you been warned , antonio , about excessive force ? this year alone , you 've been suspended twice for it . antonio : so wait a second , i -- i 'm doing everything you asked me to do , and you 're going to suspend me again ? bo : no . no , not this time . antonio : what -- what does that mean ? bo : it means this time when you turn your badge in , you 're not going to get it back . you 're off the force , antonio . [ scene_break ] r.j. : well , evangeline will file a temporary restraining order as soon as the court 's open . keri : good . r.j. : i only wish i could do more to stop vega from hurting you , i mean , doing emotional damage . i know how much it hurts when you see him with someone else . keri : do n't worry , dad . i 'm going to make sure that antonio does n't have jessica , either . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] jen : you and al have n't -- so ? when ? kevin : all i 'm asking is to find out what happened to walker laurence . walker : kevin buchanan 's got a p.i . digging into my life . blair : why ? dorian : i know where the diamond is .
rj tells bo about the assault by antonio & bo fires him . jenn tells lindsay about her wedding plans . dorian 's held hostage by the french fellow . walker & starr are taken to the er . at first walker refuses x - rays , but is talked into it by the doctor , when he promises they are confidential . the doctor finds out walker has numerous broken bones in his body that have healed . max works with nat on her pool skills . cops try to find culprit that sent emails to marcie & drugged her . elyssa gets a hold of walker 's medical records & gives them to kevin . jenn asks marcie to be her maid of honor . evangeline gets a restraining order against antonio . starr & blair confront walker about knowing where todd is , but walker says he made it up . madison sets up marcie 's hazing .
spencer : whoa , manning . hey , i did n't expect to see you up and about so soon . todd : well , i 'm out of here after you and i have a little chat . spencer : well , there 's no need to thank me . i was just doing my job . todd : you went a little bit beyond your job , did n't you ? spencer : really ? how so ? todd : boy , i do n't really know why you backed me up with blair on that phony story about how i got stabbed . but now you 're going to swear on that hippocratic oath of yours to not spill the beans about why margaret -- spencer : yeah -- todd : went a little haywire with the scissors . spencer : right , yeah , you threatened to have me excommunicated from the medical profession if i told blair what really happened , right . todd : that 's right , hey , and i 'll do it , too . i do n't care how high and mighty you think you are . you do n't want to mess with me . spencer : well , you see , legally , the hippocratic oath only applies to the medical profession . and any communication beyond that is fair game . todd : well , then swear on a bible . whatever it 's going to take to keep your mouth shut . ok ? blair ca n't find out about this . i mean , she 's almost back to normal again , and she 'd just lose it completely if she ever found out the truth . blair : and what truth is that , todd , huh ? something you 're not telling me ? [ scene_break ] bartender : can i get you something , sir ? nash : yeah . can i get a glass of the forest valley cabernet ? listen , i 'm -- i 'm looking for someone , a friend of mine -- todd manning ? bartender : sorry . i 'm new in town . do n't know a soul . nash : maybe someone else , a woman -- a gorgeous blond , 5 ' 6 `` , blue eyes , full lips , drinks vodka . bartender : i do n't know . nash : oh , you 'd know . tess is not the kind of woman you easily forget . [ scene_break ] antonio : how you holding up ? jessica : oh , i 'm ok . i do n't think that tess is going to make an appearance , at least not for tonight . antonio : oh ? and why is that ? jessica : well , from what i know about her , a family crisis is n't really her thing . [ scene_break ] viki : why has n't bo called ? i mean , they said they found natalie , so where is she ? [ scene_break ] john : i can see her ! i see her . man : lieutenant ! you 're putting us all at risk here . bo : john , you ca n't go down there . john : i 'm going in , bo . bo : listen , you let these guys set up the rest of their equipment . john : if that wall collapses before they get back , she 'll be crushed . you with me ? let 's do it ! bo : john -- john : come on ! faster ! rex : natalie , are you -- natalie ! john : a little more . only a few more feet . a couple more feet . that 's good . john : natalie ? natalie ? i 've got her ! [ scene_break ] blair : what 's this truth you 're talking about here , todd ? i bet it has something to do with how you got hurt , does n't it ? todd : no , no , no , it 's nothing like that . blair : well , then what is it ? todd : i should have told you this . they want me to stay another night , and i told them no , because going home is my call . blair : what ? todd : see , i do n't want you to freak out about it . blair : yes , i 'm going to freak out about it . look , if it were n't for dr. truman , you could have died . todd : yeah , i know , but i did n't . blair : well , todd , what if we get home and something happens ? what if your incision opens up ? what are we going to do ? look , please , dr. truman , tell him he has to stay . spencer : well , i ca n't really do that . blair : what ? spencer : no , if it makes you feel any better , it was n't me that suggested that he stay overnight , in my opinion , he 's fine . he can go home . blair : oh -- todd : good . thanks , doc . blair : yeah , yeah . thanks , doc . spencer : you 're welcome , and i hope the next time i see you it 'll be under slightly better circumstances . blair : good night . todd : see ya . blair : i still think you 're not telling me the truth . todd : you 're just suspicious by nature . blair : i am a little suspicious , and i think you would be , too , if i told you that i accidentally got stabbed by shears when i was changing a tire , todd . come on . todd : maybe . but i 'd believe you . blair : let 's go home . todd : oh , i got to stop by the office real quick , check out the morning edition . blair : no , you do n't . todd : yes , i do . blair : somebody else can do that . todd : it 'll just take a few seconds . you heard the doctor . i 'm fine . blair : no , the doctor said you were fine to go home . he did n't say you were fine to go to the office . todd : i wo n't be long . in fact , you know what you ought to do is make a reservation at the palace . blair : what ? todd : i 'm starving . blair : you -- ok , we will stop by , we 'll have a quick dinner , and then we go home . todd : all right . i 'll see you then . blair : no , no , i -- i did n't agree that you 'd go to the office . todd : ok , if i 'm not back in 20 minutes , you can go to the office and drag me out of there yourself . blair : and i will do that . todd : all right . blair : i have n't -- i 'm really uncomfortable with this , todd . come on . todd : yeah , yeah , yeah . ok , i 'll see you there . blair : bye . todd : bye . todd : yeah , hi . it 's todd manning . listen , are you guys still calling yourselves private investigators over there ? well , because margaret cochran slipped by you all -- you morons ! now listen to me . she 's back in -- she 's back in town . yes , i have proof . i do n't know . try asa buchanan 's . that 's the last place i saw her . just find her . no , no , no . no , she has n't changed her appearance at all . well , there is one thing you should know about her . she 's visibly pregnant . [ scene_break ] viki : you know what ? it 's time for my medicine . kelly : i 'll get it . dorian : i 'll help . viki : thank you , kelly . thank you . any word ? kevin : the station just knows what we know -- john and bo found natalie . they ca n't say whether she 's ok or not . viki : i should probably try and call clint again . dorian : you know , sweetheart , i think it 's wonderful that you 're doing all of this for viki . but do n't you think it 's just a bit awkward being in the same room with kevin ? viki : i ca n't get through to london . kevin : that must have been a pretty bad storm . i do n't think dad and joey will be flying home anytime soon . viki : well , i 'm very grateful that you 're all here . jessica : me , too . viki : promise me , please , that you 'll never go away without telling me again , please ? jessica : i never want to leave again , believe me . [ scene_break ] bartender : so this tess person -- she dump you ? tess : i think i 'm falling in love with you , too . and when you come home later , there are some things that i have to tell you about . nash : no , no , she did not dump me . something happened . i 'm here to find out what . [ scene_break ] john : natalie , talk to me . talk to me . hey . you know what ? you hang in there because we 're getting you out . rex : well , she 's stopped moving -- natalie ? natalie ? man : step back now ! bo : hey , balsom , move away . evangeline : look , rex , let 's get out of here . let 's just step back and let them do what they need to do . please ? come on , john 's taking care of her . it 'll be all right . man : we ca n't send another man down there . bo : i know . man : the rest of that wall could collapse any second . your guy 's going to have to get her out himself . john : bo ! she 's alive ! she 's breathing ! you hang in there . bo : all right , unhook the seat . we 're going to send a backboard down . we 'll get natalie out , then we 'll get you out . john : ok ! hurry ! hey , natalie , you hear that ? we 're getting you out of here . we 're getting you out of here . bo : hang in , john ! we 're almost there ! john : hurry ! hey , you hear that ? we 're taking you home . john : you got it ? man : we got her ! we 're good ! rex : all right , look , be careful with my sister . evangeline : it 's ok , it 's ok . they know what they 're doing . man : get her on the gurney . let 's prep her to travel . bo : all right , john , we got her . we 're feeding it back down to you . you got it ? john : go ahead ! paramedic : is she breathing ? second paramedic : barely . rex : look , is she ok ? paramedic : all right , sir , you need to keep away , all right ? john : i 'm going with you in the ambulance . paramedic : all right , fine , but we have to move now . [ scene_break ] [ answering machine beeps ] margaret : you ca n't have two families for one man , so , well , what could i do ? we 're just going to have to eliminate one of them . [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , hi . it 's todd manning . i want the guards back on my family , please . yeah , i know i let them go , but i changed my mind . and i want double the manpower this time . blair : oh , nothing yet . i 'm going to wait for someone , please . nash : i 'm sorry . i was wondering if maybe you could help me . i 'm looking for a friend . blair : well , i can sure try . nash : she 's a total knockout -- blond , 5 ' 6 `` , blue eyes , funny , witty , a little wild . you might say she 's a little bit of a free spirit . blair : hmm . for a minute there , i thought you were describing me , but i have green eyes . do you have a picture ? nash : no . no , i do n't . sorry . [ phone rings ] blair : ah . excuse me . nash : yeah . blair : it 's me . hey . yeah , starr . well , ginger 's still there , right ? well , then that 's ok . no , daddy -- he 's out of the hospital . he 's fine . yeah . bartender : any luck finding your friends ? nash : no . no , not yet . but somebody around here 's got to know this todd manning guy . tess is here . i just do n't know where . [ scene_break ] jessica : if todd knows something about tess , we have to find out about it . we have to find out about it tonight . antonio : ok . ok . but you promise me , you start getting headaches or if she starts talking to you or any of that freaky - deaky kind of stuff -- jessica : i am going to think about you , you know , think about having your arms around me . antonio : ok . and you 're going to call me ? jessica : i promise . hi , roxy . roxy : how you doing ? jessica : we 're still just waiting for news , ok ? roxy : ok . antonio : listen , i 'm not going to be gone long , ok ? you hear anything about natalie , you call me right away , all right ? jessica : i promise . antonio : ok . see you , roxy . roxy : see you around . viki : hi , roxy . roxy : i was at the station , and the cops said they have a lead about natty . viki : they found her . roxy : they found her ? viki : yeah . roxy : they found her ? is she ok ? viki : we do n't know . we 're just waiting . all we know is that they found her . roxy : ok . do you mind if i join you ? viki : no , of course not . come in . kevin : the thing is , is natalie never hesitates to tell me how she feels about me . it does n't matter -- good or bad she just says it . viki : well , she 's never been afraid to speak her mind , has she ? [ phone rings ] viki : hello . oh , my . thank you so much . we 'll be right there . that was bo . she 's alive ! roxy : oh -- viki : they 're taking her to the hospital ! jessica : is she all right ? viki : i do n't know ! i just know she 's alive , and i 'm going to go be with her ! roxy : ok . [ scene_break ] michael : ok , what do we got here , guys ? paramedic : severe dehydration , pulse , 150 . second paramedic : positive l.o.c . , b.p . , 80/40 . michael : nurse , get me a full metabolic panel with kidney and liver function . rex : all right , she 's going to be ok , right ? bo : hey , hey . let 's take a walk . rex : i 'm not leaving her . bo : no , we 're not going to be gone that long . just come on . we 'll get a cup of coffee . rex : ok , but -- michael : and lift -- good . [ scene_break ] kelly : you look like you could use this . kevin : thanks . listen , i 'm just sticking around in case my father gets through . you do n't have to stay . kelly : actually , i was hoping we could talk . kevin : there 's really nothing left to talk about . kelly : look , kevin , we were both angry earlier . you accused me of something i did n't do , and it upset me . kevin : oh . well , you 're kind of forgetting the best part , are n't you ? kelly : what ? kevin : the part where you said that you were a fool giving up on spencer for me . kelly : kevin -- kevin : no , it 's ok . you know what ? you want to be with spencer ? i 'm not going to stand in your way . really , go for it . [ scene_break ] spencer : `` ' the sun ' publisher vanished minutes before his scheduled wedding to former wife blair cramer at the palace hotel , friday , december 10 , 2004 . `` `` ' sun ' publisher todd manning survives harrowing ordeal , desperate search for ex - wife blair cramer continues . `` so if margaret conceived on , say -- spencer : she would be delivering manning 's baby when ? [ scene_break ] todd : no sign of her at asa 's ? then look somewhere else . just find her . antonio : you can call them off . i found her . todd : what ? where is she ? antonio : at llanfair with viki . todd : what the hell is she doing with viki ? antonio : well , she is jessica 's mother , remember ? todd : oh , jessica ? antonio : yeah . yeah , jessica , that 's right . and she 's going to stay that way until i can get her whatever help she needs . todd : i do n't follow . antonio : yeah , you do . i know everything , todd . i know about her split personality . i know about tess , her alter , and i know about you signing her into st. ann 's without bothering to tell anyone . todd : i did what i had to do . she 's my niece . antonio : yeah , well , under your loving care , tess took control and took off to new york to do god knows what . i 'm giving you notice -- i 'm taking over from now on . todd : i do n't think so . antonio : it 's not a request . todd : maybe you have n't noticed , antonio . every time jessica gets anywhere near you , she turns into a raving lunatic . so i think you better face the facts -- you make tess pop out . so if you ask me , if anyone should disappear from jessica 's life , it 's you . [ scene_break ] viki : john , where 's natalie ? roxy : is she going to be ok ? john : we do n't anything yet . michael 's in with her right now . jessica : ok , mom , i 'm going to go call antonio . viki : yes , fine . where did you find her ? john : we found her in a pit up on llantano mountain . viki : oh , my god . roxy : poor kid . evangeline : john risked his life to go in and get her . viki : is she all right ? can i see her ? michael : yes . but , first , i think you to need to prepare yourself . viki : i need to prepare myself for what ? is she all right ? michael : well , she 's still unconscious , she 's severely dehydrated , and her blood pressure is extremely low . roxy : so what are you going to do about it , doc ? michael : we 're giving her fluids intravenously . normally that helps to bring the pressure back up . viki : ok , and what are you not telling us ? michael : natalie was without water for a while . roxy : but she 's going to make it , is n't she ? michael : yes , we believe she will make it . john : what does that mean , mike ? what are you talking about ? michael : well , if -- and mind you , this is a very big if -- if the pressure does n't come back up to normal , there 's a risk of seizure , possibly brain damage . viki : oh , my god . oh , god . john : when will you know more ? michael : i 'm sorry . i wish i could tell you more . but right now all we can do is wait and hope that she responds to treatment . viki : do you think i could go in with her ? michael : absolutely . i think that would be fine . viki : thank you . michael : i 'll be back to check on her soon . viki : thank you . roxy : thanks , doc . viki : come on . i think she needs both her mothers . [ scene_break ] evangeline : natalie managed to stay alive all that time . she 'll fight this off , too . john : thank you . evangeline : for what ? john : for getting us the lead that helped us find natalie . evangeline : all that matters is that you made it in time . john : i better check in with the station . michael : hey , look , before you do , why do n't you run down to my locker , get yourself a change of clothes , bro ? hey , it 's going to really make the nurse mad if you keep tracking dirt in here . john : yeah . yeah , all right . thanks . michael : it sounds like you saved natalie . [ scene_break ] evangeline : no . no , that was all john . i think he got natalie out of there by the force of sheer will . bo : how you doing ? rex : i 've got it under control now . bo : good . rex : thanks for getting me out of the way . bo : well , waiting is tough , balsom . but we have to give the doctors a chance to take care of her . rex : yeah , natalie has to be ok , ok ? she 's got to . i -- i just ca n't lose my sister . you know , i just -- i ca n't . bo : i think i have a pretty good idea of how you 're feeling . rex : drew buchanan . i 've seen his picture in the police station , on the honor wall . bo : he was my son . rex : i thought he might be . it figures your kid would turn out to be a hero . bo : you know , he did n't start out that way . when he was a kid , he was pretty reckless . he loved motorcycles , trouble . i think a lot of people were really surprised when he became a cop . rex : you must miss him a lot . bo : yeah . he died not long before matthew was born . but the pain -- it 's not constant now , but it 'll never go away . but , see , you and i , we do n't have to worry about that with natalie , ok ? she did n't get this far for nothing . come on . let 's go see how she 's doing . [ scene_break ] jessica : dr. jamison ? dr. jamison : jessica . you 're back . jessica : yeah . i went to go and see you in your office . dr. jamison : well , i 'm headed out to a meeting . but i 've got a few minutes . jessica : thank you . dr. jamison : let 's talk in here . so , how did it go at st. ann 's ? jessica : not too well , i 'm afraid . tess got stronger , and she was able to stay out for almost a month . dr. jamison : well , i 'm glad you were under medical supervision . jessica : that 's the thing -- i was n't under medical supervision . tess was able to escape from st. ann 's , and she went to new york . and if it was n't for antonio finding me -- you know , it does n't matter . i 'm back and i 'm safe and i 'm ready to fight . and i honestly feel that as long as i 'm with antonio everything will be ok . [ scene_break ] antonio : ok . tess is threatened by my relationship with jess . todd : yeah . and i bet you have n't seen what that little bitch can do to get what she wants . antonio : yeah , well , i 've gotten a little taste . todd : oh . antonio : but now that i know what 's going on with jess , i can help her fight it . i 'm not going along with keeping it from her family , either . she can use all the support she can get . todd : yeah ? good luck with that . when i tried to get jessica to fess up to viki , viki almost dropped dead . antonio : yeah , well , we 'll wait until the timing 's right to tell viki . until then , i 'm asking you to back off and let me and jess deal with it . todd : oh . and why should i do that ? antonio : because your sister lived with d.i.d . you saw what it did to her . you know she could n't have done it without ben . and it 's the same with me and jess . todd : how 'd you find her , anyway ? antonio : i doubled the price of your p.i . finally got me some results . i 'm surprised you did n't know . todd : yeah , i slipped up . but whatever it takes to protect my family from now on is exactly what i 'm going to do . [ scene_break ] blair : look , jack , i know you want to , but it is time for bed , sweetie , ok ? look , daddy and i will be home soon . i love you . bye . dorian : so there you are . i thought you were at the hospital . blair : well , i was , but everything 's all right now . dorian : i see . well , i 've just come from viki 's . blair : really ? dorian : natalie 's been found alive . blair : oh , thank god . dorian : yes , indeed . blair : viki must be totally relieved . dorian : yes . and there 's other good news . blair : what ? dorian : kelly has finally come to her senses and dumped kevin for good . blair : oh , god , do we -- do n't get into this now , please ? dorian : what about you , dear ? you have n't told me why your fiancé is in the hospital . what 's todd manning done now ? blair : you 're talking about the man that i love . dorian : right , right . blair : todd was hurt tonight badly . dorian : hmm , hmm , hmm . so what happened ? blair : well , if you must know , he had a flat tire when he left asa 's , and he was opening up the trunk and trying to fix it , and he accidentally got cut by shears . dorian : oh . now , i presume he was at asa 's because it had something to do with margaret cochran ? is asa going to , you know , `` take care `` of the problem ? blair : dorian , stop talking about it here . and i know you care so much -- yeah , you know , todd -- yeah , he 's fine , dorian . he 's just fine . thank you for asking , yeah . dorian : oh , i 'm so glad because , really , i was worried sick about him . blair : well , i am worried about him . he 's supposed to meet me here . he said he was just going to stop by the office for a minute , and then we were going to have some dinner . dorian : the office ? blair : yes . dorian : well , he 's probably going to be there for quite some time . what , with natalie being rescued , `` the sun 's `` probably going to run with that story . blair : oh , you 're right . he 'll probably be stuck there all night redoing the front page . dorian : ooh . blair : yeah . [ scene_break ] dr. jamison : well , i take it you told antonio about your condition . jessica : yeah . dr. jamison : i 'm glad . and having support from people who love you will go a long way towards the success of your treatment . jessica : i 'm going to tell my mom soon , as well . dr. jamison : well , good . your mother 's experience with d.i.d . might be very helpful to you . but in addition to that kind of support , you 're going to need long - term intensive psychotherapy to integrate the personalities . jessica : i know , i know . dr. jamison : and that involves remembering the traumatic experiences that caused you to dissociate in the first place . now , even with the guidance of a skilled therapist , it 's going to be difficult , jessica , and -- jessica : i know . i 've done the research . i know what i have to do . it 's just every time i look back , every time i try to remember tess , she comes out . she 's the only one who knows what happened . she 's the only one who knows what caused this . dr. jamison : which tells you ca n't simply just bury tess . you 're going to have to confront her eventually . jessica : no . no , i ca n't . she was out for almost a month . i have no idea what she did in that time , except that she went to new york . she tried to apply for a job . tess has her own life now . if i let her come out , she might take over for good . [ scene_break ] kelly : kevin , i was angry at you , so i said the first hurtful thing that came into my mind . kevin : that you were a fool giving up spencer for me . yeah , kel , that hurt . kelly : i 'm sorry . kevin : but you know what ? i think there was some truth to some of the things we said , do n't you ? kelly : no , i do n't . kevin : i think it 's good that this blew up now , you know , before we got too invested . kelly : what do you mean ? kevin : i 'm just saying that it 's a mistake pretending that we could get past everything that 's happened . kelly : `` pretending `` ? i thought that we had decided that we could get past it . kevin : i guess we were wrong . kelly : no , no , we were n't wrong . we were getting somewhere . kevin : yeah , then we have a disagreement and you go running off to spencer truman . kelly : a disagreement ? you accused me of corporate espionage . you know , i know what this is . you 're afraid . kevin : afraid of what ? kelly : of committing to me . kevin : oh , that 's -- kelly : you 're telling yourself that you ca n't trust me , but , really , you ca n't trust yourself . kevin : oh , yeah , that 's ridiculous . kelly : you 've decided that it 's easier to just let this go than try and make it work . kevin : i am just trying to deal with this rationally , ok , put aside the emotion . kelly : that 's exactly what i 'm talking about . you 're afraid to feel what you feel . and you know what ? that 's just fine . hey ! spencer . it 's kelly . spencer : oh , how are you ? kelly : i 'm great . listen , i know it 's short notice , but i was wondering if you would like to meet me for a drink ? spencer : you know , i was just thinking about taking a break , actually . i was going to head over to the palace , if you 'd care to join me . kelly : great , great . i 'd love to . ca n't wait to see you . i 'm glad they found your sister . [ scene_break ] michael : you ca n't do anything more for natalie , not right now . go home . get some sleep . evangeline : no . i 'm staying till she wakes up . michael : i promise i 'll call you as soon as we know anything . evangeline : thank you , but , no . i have to see this through to the end . roxy : she 's looking pretty good , viki . viki : i do n't think i 've ever seen such a beautiful sight . nurse : excuse me . you 'll have to step outside while i take her vitals . viki : oh , ok . all right . you know , i think maybe i 'll go to the chapel and say a little prayer , you know ? roxy : you know , vik -- you know , i 'm not big on this praying thing , but do you think god would n't mind if i went with you ? viki : i think god would be thrilled . dr. mc bain ? we 'll be in the chapel , you know , if there 's any change , ok ? michael : sure . viki : thank you . roxy : thanks , doc . michael : hey . i 'm sorry , bro . immediate family only . john : what if i told you it was official police business ? nurse : her b.p . 's still at 80/40 . michael : 80/40 -- ok . you 're clean , so i guess it 's all right . go ahead , go in . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] kevin : hello . dad , hey . it 's good news . they found natalie . yeah , she 's in the hospital . yeah . oh , you know what ? it would be so great if you came and stayed for a while . that would do natalie a lot of good . mom , too . i 'm fine . yeah . kelly ? well , let 's just say things are n't as good as i told you they were . [ scene_break ] kelly : hey . dorian : kelly . hi . blair : hello . dorian : wo n't you join us ? kelly : i would love to , but i 'm meeting spencer . dorian : well , is n't that nice . kelly : dorian , do n't . dorian : all right , i wo n't . i -- spencer : well , what an impossibly beautiful group the three of you make . dorian : oh , how sweet of you to say that . spencer : blair , i 'm surprised to see you here . i thought you took todd home . blair : well , you said he was fine to leave , doctor , so he went to the office , and i certainly hope that your blood comes with a guarantee . kelly : did i miss something ? blair : well , todd had a little accident and needed a blood transfusion , and spencer was a perfect match and kind enough to share a little bit of his blood with todd . dorian : what a generous and selfless act . why , that 's just absolutely wonderful . blair ? blair : mm - hmm ? dorian : you owe spencer a great deal , do n't you ? kelly : yeah . well , i 'm glad todd 's ok , but i 'm parched . i could really use a drink . spencer , want to sit down ? blair : ok . spencer : hope to see the both of you again very soon . dorian : thank you . blair : bye . spencer : i was very happy and surprised -- kelly : thank you . spencer : to get your call today . kelly : well , i 'm glad you were able to meet me . something happened that really made me want to see you . blair : well , i am going to call todd and just tell him that he can meet me at home . dorian : mm - hmm . i 'll come with you . i have to leave myself . is n't it a shame that spencer 's personality and charm are n't transfusible along with his blood ? blair : dorian -- dorian : well , come on , blair . what , is it just coincidental that todd was treated by spencer ? i mean , for goodness sakes . and how did that accident happen ? it was something about the car break -- i do n't know -- the trunk and the pair of shears to prop it open -- blair : shears , yes , holding the trunk open . dorian : i just do n't get how that whole thing works . blair : why do n't you just let it go ? dorian : and it 's -- you know , does n't the whole thing seem a bit strange to you ? and it would n't be the first time that todd lied . blair : dorian -- dorian : no , au contraire . blair : dorian , todd does not lie to me anymore . now , if he said he cut himself on some shears , he cut himself on some shears . now , let it go . dorian : right . [ scene_break ] margaret : i did n't mean to stab daddy . oh , the poor thing was just so excited to see us . what was i supposed to do when he flipped out like that ? but do n't worry . daddy just needs some time to get used to the idea , and once he does , he 'll do the right thing . he 'll take good care of us . until then , we 'll just have to muddle through somehow . or just maybe we can find someone else to help us . [ scene_break ] antonio : so you 're willing to do anything to keep your family safe ? so am i. i will protect jess . [ phone rings ] todd : manning . where ? no , no , no , i 'll check it out myself . i got to go . antonio : what about jessica ? todd : here , take a look at that . that 's everything i know . you probably know more . and do n't screw it up . nash : excuse me . maybe you could help me out . i 'm looking for somebody . [ scene_break ] dr. jamison : can you come in for a session in the morning ? jessica : yes . yes , i 'd appreciate that , thank you . dr. jamison : call me first thing and we 'll arrange a time . jessica : thank you so much , doctor . dr. jamison : see you tomorrow . viki : there you are . jessica : hi . how 's natalie ? viki : well , there 's no change . i 've actually been in the chapel saying a prayer for her . jessica : where 's roxy ? viki : i left her in the chapel . jessica : oh . viki : i can only imagine that god is getting quite an earful right now . jessica : how are you feeling ? viki : i 'm -- i 'm ok . i will be a lot better when i know that natalie 's out of danger , you know . honey , we 're going to get through this , ok ? i promise you that , all right ? [ scene_break ] michael : we 're still on alert for seizures , but she seems stable . rex : there 's nothing i can do ? michael : natalie 's getting everything she needs right now . john : you know , not too many people would have survived what you went through . something kept you going . whatever it was , use that to come back to us . [ next_on ] kelly : i do n't think we can see each other anymore . antonio : you got a beef with manning ? nash : yeah . he went after someone i care about . jessica : why are you trying to stop me , tess ? tess ' voice : i have another secret now . natalie : i thought that it was over . you saved my life .
todd is released from the hospital much to the resistance of blair . todd wants to go to the office for a little bit , but blair is against , but todd wins , only after he agrees to meet her for dinner , and then home . john goes down into the well to get natalie out . when he gets down to where natalie is , he finds that she is still breathing but they have to get her out soon . roxie arrives at llanfair to see if there is any word on natalie . vikki fills her in on what they know so far . while she is there , vikki gets word that natalie is alive , and is being taken to the hospital . vikki and roxie rush out to go to the hospital . when they arrive at the hospital they find out from michael that natalie is really dehydrated . , and she has an extremely low blood pressure , and if they do n't get her blood pressure up , she could take seizures , and suffer brain damage . vikki and roxie both go in to sit with her . todd is confronted by antonio , and antonio releases the information that he now knows about tess and the d.i.d . nash arrives in town , and begins his search for tess .
roxy : hey , baby , what 's shaking ? rex : a lot . long story . roxy : natalie around ? rex : i think she went to that party at the palace . roxy : oh , shoot . you know , because i kind of -- i -- well , i think they kind of lost my invitation in the mail , and i was going to ask natalie to sneak me in . i hear it 's supposed to be a major blowout , open bar and all . so , what are you doing hanging out in the police station ? i thought you were supposed to be off in the middle of nowhere - ville with adriana . rex : yeah . she 's still out there somewhere . i got to find her . roxy : hey . hey , where is she ? what happened ? well , you know , call her mama , because i 'm sure dorian knows where the hell she is . rex : i do n't know about that . but one thing 's for sure -- dorian knows more about it than she 's saying . [ scene_break ] bruce : i want a bonus , or i tell adriana all about how far mommy dearest is willing to go to keep her baby away from bad - boy balsom . adriana : you -- you 're the one that was working for rex , the one that 's been stalking me ? bruce : yes , but -- i 'm not working for your little boyfriend . adriana : what ? bruce : you heard me . i always fly solo . adriana : i 'm getting out of here . adriana : who are you ? what do you want from me ? bruce : patience , my lovely lady . you 'll find out soon enough . [ scene_break ] claudia : everything looks wonderful . renee : oh -- claudia : thank you so much . renee : oh , no , darling , it is i who should thank you . your family made such a generous contribution to the new wing of the hospital . i ca n't tell you how much we appreciate it . i just want this evening to be perfect . claudia : i 'm sure it will be . [ scene_break ] cristian : i 'll go get us a drink . martini , three olives . very dirty . evangeline : you know it . thanks . looks like she 's not here yet . todd : `` she `` who ? evangeline : come on , todd , you know you 're looking for blair . how much longer are you going to pretend you 're not in love with her ? [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't worry . blair will be here soon . just a little while longer and you 'll have the key to spencer 's safe - deposit box . john : if the gun that shot my father is there , we find a way to get a search warrant . as soon as blair hands you off that key , she 's out of this . we ca n't risk tipping off truman that she 's been setting him up . [ scene_break ] blair : yes , thank you . well , you have my cell number in case she wakes up , right ? all right , well , i sure appreciate it . spencer : so how 's starr ? blair : she 's still sleeping . spencer : good . sleep 's the best thing for her right now . blair : yeah . where are we going , spencer ? we could 've walked right downstairs and been at the gala at the palace hotel . spencer : i just need to stop by the bank . i have to retrieve something from my safe - deposit box . [ scene_break ] clint : dorian , it 's clint . yeah , would you give me a call on my cell phone , let me know if there 's any news on adriana ? viki : clint ? clint : oh , hi . viki : hi . what 's up with adriana ? clint : well , she 's been missing for the past couple of days . viki : ooh . clint : dorian thinks that she might be out somewhere nursing a broken heart , but she 's not sure . viki : well , i hope that 's all it is . may i have a club soda , please ? thank you . clint : despite what dorian says , you know , she 's worried . wish there was something i could do for her . what ? viki : what ? i did n't say anything . clint : you do n't have to , i can read your mind . you do n't like my relationship with dorian . viki : yeah , like it 's a big secret how i feel about dorian . clint : i 'm not talking how you feel about dorian . i 'm talking about how you feel about me . [ scene_break ] roxy : so let me see if i 've got this right . what are you saying pacifically ? that dorian did something to hurt adriana ? rex : i do n't know about that . no . but she sure as hell meant to hurt me . remember when she tried to make me look like a junkie , had me shot up with heroin ? roxy : oh , boy , do i ever . but you do n't think dorian really did that , do you ? rex : she went a lot farther than that . roxy : how much further can you go ? rex : well , when adriana was starting the modeling thing , she set her up with a stalker . had her scared out of her wits . roxy : wait a second . dorian did n't cop to that , did she ? rex : i figured it out . she somehow managed to put the stalker 's emails on my computer knowing that adriana would find them , which of course she did . then she sat back and waited for it all to blow up between us , which of course it did . and now adriana is out there somewhere , god knows where . i mean , she could 've been assaulted or abducted or god knows what . i mean , she could be in serious trouble . roxy : hey , baby , like , calm down . so why are n't you out looking for her ? rex : i 've been driving around all day . she could be anywhere by now . bo 's having someone take a look at my laptop to try to find out how those phony emails got on there . roxy : so you 're just sitting here reading these papers , trying to pass the time ? rex : these are hard copies of the emails . it 's just -- it feels to me like they 're from a guy . i do n't think dorian wrote them . roxy : who 's the guy ? rex : that 's what i got to find out . [ scene_break ] bruce : i have errands to run . you , young lady , need to sit tight . adriana : you 're leaving me here ? bruce : you 're going to be safe . and do n't get all dramatic and start screaming . the place is soundproof . and try not to worry so much . you 'll be going home soon if things go according to plan . adriana : what are you talking about ? what plan ? bruce : sorry i have to do this . if you were n't so feisty -- i know what you did to your boyfriend when you thought he crossed you . i 'm not going to give you a chance to clock me over the head . there you go . adriana : help ! can somebody hear me ? please , i need help ! oh . where am i ? [ scene_break ] blair : you know what ? we 've got to go back to the palace right now . spencer : why ? what 's wrong ? blair : i am getting a blinding headache , and i tell you , if i do n't take an aspirin right now , it 's going to turn into a migraine , and then i know i 'm not going to be able to go to the party . spencer : it 's all right . it 's no problem . listen , i 've got some in my medical bag in the trunk . i 'll pull over , ok ? blair : ok . spencer : all right . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm not in love with blair anymore . done . her kiss did n't mean anything to me . evangeline : kiss ? todd : yeah , i kissed her the other day , at the hospital , for starr 's sake . starr woke up and she 's confused about our relationship . she thinks blair and i are still together . so we pretended for her sake , did n't want to upset her . evangeline : oh . todd : what 's that look for ? do n't give me that . i 'm not in love with her . i 'm not . besides , it does n't matter how i feel . she 's in love with spencer now . evangeline : yeah , maybe . todd : no , no `` maybe . `` she 's practically living with him . evangeline : i know . but , todd , when i talked to her -- thank you -- she seemed more interested in knowing what your relationship is with me . if you ask me , she 's jealous . [ scene_break ] blair : um , spencer , would you mind leaving the keys , because i want to -- maybe the music will help my head . spencer : yeah , sure . blair : thanks . come on . [ scene_break ] cristian : el martini para la princesa . evangeline : oh , thank you . it 's perfect . todd : excusame . cristian : `` excusame . `` evangeline : todd -- yeah . thanks for being such a good sport about tonight . cristian : hey , i do n't really care who he came here with , because i know i 'm taking you home with me . layla : hey , sis . evangeline : hey . you look beautiful . layla : thank you . so do you . vincent : yes , you do . evangeline : glad you two could make it . vincent : hmm , thank you . i hope that 's straight o.j . that you 're drinking . i do n't want you drinking while you 're training . you 've got a big title fight coming up . cristian : oh , it 's o.j . no alcohol . and i plan to be in bed early tonight . as early as possible , i hope . [ scene_break ] paige : so who 'd you bribe to get in here ? david : i did n't bribe anybody . what 's the point of free food and drink if you have to pay someone to get in ? paige : oh , and you never pass up an opportunity for free anything , right ? david : women find thriftiness an attractive quality . paige : do they ? david : what are you doing here ? if i lost my medical license , i 'd feel a little awkward about coming to a hospital gala . paige : i still have friends there . i just interviewed for a research job there . david : oh , you did ? good for you . you know , there 's nothing embarrassing about being demoted . paige : it is what it is . i ca n't hide from what i did . besides , i want spencer to see me . i want him to know that even though he destroyed my job , he did n't destroy my life . david : bully for you . i 'm serious . even your victory 's a little pathetic , do n't you think ? spencer 's still got everything he wanted . paige : that 's a temporary situation . david : you know we 're still going to have to listen to some sort of `` hooray for me , i 'm king of the world `` speech tonight . you got any tomatoes in that purse ? paige : i get the feeling people are going to be throwing a lot worse things than tomatoes at him very soon . [ scene_break ] renee : spencer is not in his room . john : thanks . renee : you 're welcome . i 'm glad i can help . now i 'd better see what 's going on in the kitchen . john : of course . natalie : all right , so blair and spencer must be on their way down . should be here any minute . [ scene_break ] spencer : there you go . take this . blair : thank you . mmm . spencer : you sure that 's all that 's wrong with you , blair , is just a headache ? blair : mm - hmm . yeah , why are you asking ? spencer : i do n't know . you just really seem to be on edge this evening , all evening . blair : i told you . probably would be with starr in the hospital . i should 've never agreed to do this . i mean , go to the gala . spencer : but you have to be there . i have something very special planned for you . [ scene_break ] viki : what does that mean -- how i feel about you ? clint : i just meant that you feel the same way about me that i feel about you . when it comes to our children , we 're partners -- partners who rely on each other in the bad times and the good . i mean , no matter what 's going on , we work well together . viki : yes . yes , in matters pertaining to our children , we work well together . clint : as far as dorian goes -- ahem -- i know that she has never been a friend to our kids . viki : ahem . clint : but i want you to know , whatever may happen between dorian and me , my priority will always be our children . viki : they 're adults . they can handle themselves . clint : that does n't mean they still do n't need us . what , did i say something funny ? viki : no . i thought you were going to say something else . clint : what -- like what ? viki : that i do n't want you to be with dorian because i want you for myself . clint : that 's absurd ! viki : yes , that 's absurd . [ scene_break ] rex : natalie 's probably at the party by now . you 'd better get going or you 're going to miss the hors d'oeuvres . roxy : oh , i do n't think i 'm going to be able to scare up a ticket . might as well stay here and do what i can for you , baby . rex : there 's nothing you can do . i 'm just trying to get a read on whoever wrote this , maybe find a clue as to who he is . the more he wrote , the darker they got , and the more and more he talked about butterflies . roxy : that 's creepy . rex : `` you 're elusive , but i 'll catch you . you ca n't fly away from me , my butterfly . `` `` you can spread your wings , but you wo n't get far , my rare painted lady . `` see , he kept calling her that -- `` painted lady . `` weird thing is , that is so not adriana . roxy : who 's vanessa ? rex : what ? roxy : `` you will be mine , vanessa atlanta . `` is he stalking another chick named vanessa ? rex : let me see that . roxy : whoa , what does it mean ? rex : means we just got a clue . [ scene_break ] viki : clint , i have never , ever questioned your priorities as a father . clint : even with dorian in the picture ? viki : even with dorian in the picture . i know you . i know if the children needed you , you would be there . but it was very nice of you to say it . clint : yeah . i do n't ever want you to feel that you 're alone . viki , i worry about you sometimes . viki : why ? clint : because you give so much of yourself to the family . now , i know it 's none of my business , but sometimes i think it would be a good idea for you to get out and enjoy yourself on occasion . you know , get away from the family and all the problems . viki : you are absolutely right -- none of your business . clint : i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to overstep , but this past year has been difficult -- viki : yeah . clint : for all of us . i think that you deserve some happiness of your own . ben would want that for you . do you want to go inside ? viki : oh , no , no , i 'm going to stay and have a cheery conversation with todd . clint : see you later . viki : hey . todd : hey . hey . give me a shot of your house whiskey and a draft beer . viki : how 's starr ? todd : she 's sleeping . viki : oh , that 's good . todd : yeah . viki : i 'm so glad she 's going to be all right . todd : yeah , me , too . viki : so , why are you not inside , huh ? todd : drinks are stronger here . viki : oh , i get it . blair must be there with spencer . todd : viki , i 'm not going to forgive her after what she did to me . viki : you are still so angry , so vengeful . dark . todd : yeah , well , being framed for murder and put to death made me a little depressed . viki : do n't you see that you 've been given an unbelievable gift ? you got your life back , but you 're not living it . you have n't found any peace . todd : ah , peace is overrated . viki : yeah , how would you know ? todd : thank you . oh , what would you like me to do , viki ? celebrate life while spencer truman is on top of the world ? viki : look , if you 're right about him , the law is going to deal with spencer truman . todd : oh , and that 's going to get me peace , huh ? viki : no . you 're not going to find any peace until you find a way to forgive blair . [ scene_break ] spencer : how 's your head ? blair : oh , it 's better , thanks . spencer : yeah ? because you 've been drifting away from me off and on all evening , you know ? are you sure there 's not something else wrong ? blair : no , it -- this is a very important night for you , and i feel like , well , that i 've ruined it . spencer : no , no , no . no , i know you 're not feeling your best . i do . but this is going to be a very special night for both of us . all right . i wo n't be long in the bank . blair : ok . spencer : all right . sit tight . [ scene_break ] claudia : i did n't expect you to come . huh . nash : huh . claudia : not unless jessica / tess was here . nash : well , i thought it would be a good place to network . i 'm looking into opportunities for a new business venture here in llanview now that i know i 'm staying . oh , would you excuse me ? i see someone important i got to go talk to . [ scene_break ] ted : this must be cristian vega . vincent : yeah , to the bone . ted : pleasure to meet you . i 've been following your fights ever since you first put on the gloves . cristian : and you are ? vincent : this is ted . he works for me . evangeline : in what capacity ? ted : i like to think of myself as vincent 's right - hand man . vincent : yeah . but you 're not on the clock right now , so why do n't you go and enjoy yourself . relax , have a drink . ted : thanks . i think i will . cristian : can i talk to you for a minute ? it 's about the fight . vincent : of course . cristian : i 'll be back . evangeline : ok . layla : you and cristian can barely keep your hands off each other . should i find somewhere else to spend the night ? evangeline : like where ? vincent 's place ? layla : all right , would you stop with the overprotective thing ? it 's getting really old . evangeline : layla , i just do n't want you to make another mistake . i was there the last time you got your heart broken , and i gained , like , five pounds worrying about you . layla : i 'm not going to make a mistake . so far i really like what i see . [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't worry , they 'll be here . john : did i tell you , you look real pretty tonight ? natalie : yeah . just now you did . [ phone rings ] john : it 's blair . what 's going on ? did you get the key ? blair : yeah , i got the key , but i had to put it back suddenly because he wanted to stop and get something out of his safe - deposit box . john : damn it , the gun . you think he 's on to you ? [ scene_break ] man : take all the time you need . spencer : thank you . just be a minute . and there it is . [ scene_break ] adriana : how could i have been so stupid ? rex would never do something so awful . i 'm so sorry , rex . rex : like it ? adriana : i love it . too bad the water 's going to wash it away , though . rex : never . adriana : i 'm so sorry i doubted you , rex . please come find me . i love you so much . rex : i 've been doing a bunch of research on butterflies . the painted lady is a genus or subgroup or something . there , that 's it . `` the painted lady is also known as vanessa cardui , `` not vanessa atlanta . anyone who is into butterflies would know that . roxy : yeah ? so ? rex : so why did n't the stalker ? and he kept calling adriana his `` rare `` painted lady , but the painted lady is one of the most common butterflies in the world . roxy : so what are you getting at ? rex : well , i 've also researched stalkers . there 's a type called the collector . he 's meticulous about whatever it is that he collects . knows everything there is to know about it . and that was this guy 's profile , so i studied his m.o . , and so is the so - called stalker 's . but this guy is n't an expert on butterflies at all . he did n't do his homework . there 's something else going on here . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] dorian : i thought i told you not to call me again . you can go ahead and tell my daughter about our agreement , ok , because adriana is going to take her mother 's word over yours . bruce : well , maybe so , but have you seen her lately ? because i have . dorian : where is my daughter ? bruce : oh , i see i have finally got your attention . [ scene_break ] david : you really think spencer 's time is up ? paige : yes , i do . david : i wish i was that hopeful . seems like he 's getting away with everything he 's done . paige : he did n't get away with framing bo . i mean , they could n't pin it on him , but he failed . david : hmm . he 's still walking around . in my book -- means he got away with it . paige : yeah , but spencer 's a perfectionist . and for the first time ever , he did n't get what he wanted . that 's got to be killing him . [ scene_break ] spencer : mr. sharp ? mr. sharp : yes ? spencer : thank you very much . i have everything i need . [ scene_break ] john : blair ? can you hear me ? are you there ? blair : i do n't think spencer knows anything . i was very careful . oh , he 's -- he 's back . i 'll take to you later . spencer : who are you calling ? blair : oh , i was just checking in on jack . he 's watching a movie , he 's happy as a clam . spencer : well , i got what i came for . now our evening can begin . [ scene_break ] natalie : you think that spencer could 've found out that you 're looking for the gun and took it out of the safe - deposit box ? john : i do n't know . i 'm going to have a unit follow him from the bank . if he did get the gun and he tries to ditch it , my guy will be on his tail . blair is so determined to prove that spencer set todd up , she 's gotten herself in way over her head . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm sure you could forgive blair . you 're a saint . i 'm no such thing . viki : look , i know perfectly well what she did . she gave up on you , she believed you were guilty of murder , and , yes , those things are terrible , but they are not inexplicable . you have to know the reasons why she did it . todd : no , i do n't . viki : are you kidding ? you lied . todd , you lied to her . for months , you never told her margaret was pregnant . she was the one person you were supposed to be honest with , and you betrayed her . so she did the same to you . todd : she does n't seem to be slowing down , either , does she ? viki : look , i 'm not suggesting you completely , entirely forget the past and rush back at each other , but you have to find a way to be together with her peacefully , for the children . have you ever wondered why starr was at the quarry in the middle of the night ? why she did something so reckless ? todd : are you saying that was my fault ? viki : not entirely . it was the tension between you and blair . that is not good for children . it 's not good for you . todd : i 'm fine . viki : no , you are not fine . you come back from the dead , and you 're just angry and vengeful . you of all people should value what you have . do you remember that i pushed ben out the window -- todd : you -- viki : and i nearly killed him . todd : you did n't push ben out the window . it was n't you . it was niki . viki : right . so i was n't myself , right ? blair was not herself when you were in prison . blair was frightened . she was alone . she felt hurt and betrayed by you . and she was looking for a way to live her life by herself . you know , when i realized what i had done to ben , i thought it was completely unforgivable , and it was . but he forgave me . and i will never , ever be able to forget how grateful i am for that gift because it allowed me to live again . my god , you came back from the dead , and what have you done since then ? nothing . honey , you have to forgive blair . it 's the only way you will start to live again . todd : you look beautiful , by the way . viki : thank you . david : pretty weird about dorian and clint , huh ? i never figured she was into cowboys . viki : extremely weird . david : you know what this means , do n't you ? you and i should give it a go . your expression says `` no , `` but your eyes -- say `` no , `` too . viki : hmm . david : can i buy you a free drink ? viki : oh . after you . david : one for me and one for me . [ scene_break ] dorian : where is adriana ? bruce : oh , she 's safe for now . and she 'll stay that way as long as you do what i want . dorian : what ? what do you mean ? bruce : you were n't enthusiastic enough about my request for a bonus , so now i 'm talking about ransom . dorian : you -- you 've kidnapped her ? bruce : oh , tell the lady what she 's won . dorian : just tell me what you want . bruce : what do all kidnappers want ? money . and a bundle of it . i 'll get back in touch with the details . in the meantime , do n't call the cops , or you 'll never see your daughter again . [ scene_break ] claudia : fancy meeting you here . nash : why are n't you inside ? it is your party . claudia : i did n't donate money just to have a party . i want my money to do some good for people . nash : hmm . claudia : oh , and did you find any new investors for your business ? nash : no , not yet , but i 'm just putting out feelers . i still got to figure out exactly what kind of a business i want to get into . i mean , i know the wine business , but it 's -- huh -- it 's very loaded for me . the vineyard in napa was my dream with tess . claudia : maybe it 's time for a new dream . nash : yeah . well , i 've been kicking around a few ideas , but i still got to work out the financing . claudia : i could help you . nash : the last time you invested in one of my businesses , i ended up with a restraining order against me , and your father ended up dead . now , why would you want to do that again , and why would i want to let you ? [ scene_break ] layla : i hope you change your mind about vincent . i really like him , vange . evangeline : in that case , i 'll give him the benefit of the doubt . but if he hurts you , he has to deal with me . cristian : cosmo ? layla : thank you . cristian : you 're welcome . layla : well , i 've got to get back to my date , so you two have fun . evangeline : you , too . but not too much fun . layla : oh . not possible . believe me . cristian : so , when do i get to take you home ? evangeline : somebody has a one - track mind . cristian : the only thing on my mind right now is how much i love you . [ scene_break ] paige : we have been allowing ourselves to be manipulated by spencer for years . david : was n't a whole lot we could do about it . paige : maybe , but -- i do n't know . i 've spent too much of my life believing in the power of the bad guys . i 'm sticking with the good guys from now on . [ scene_break ] john : i understand . my man followed blair and truman from the bank . if he did pick up the gun , he has n't tried to get rid of it yet . natalie : there they are . john : ok . [ scene_break ] renee : oh . thank god . i 've been so worried . spencer : sorry about that . we had to make a stop first . i had to take care of something very important . renee : well , you 're just in time because we 're ready to start the dedication if you are . spencer : all right . lead the way . blair : good luck . john : i got to talk to blair . maybe she knows what truman took from the safety - deposit box . todd : hey , i need to talk to you right away . renee : may i have your attention , please ? thank you all for coming this evening to celebrate this dedication of the new reston wing of the hospital . and now please join me in giving a warm welcome to dr. spencer truman . todd : did you hear what i said ? i need to talk to you right now . [ scene_break ] bruce : well , it seems like our relationship will be brief but profitable . adriana : you 're not going to get away with this , you know . people will start wondering where i am . rex will come looking for me . bruce : oh , after the blowup you two had , i do n't think so . you told him you hated him , remember ? he 's probably already forgotten about you . adriana : no . rex knows in his heart that i still love him , and he 'll come looking for me . i know he will . [ scene_break ] roxy : baby , i got to find myself a drink and a good party , and i do n't want to waste this damn fine outfit . rex : you were a big help , mom . thanks . roxy : oh . come on . you know , i did n't really do anything . i think adriana 's going to be ok . i have a sick sense about all that stuff . rex : i 'll find her . but i think it 's time to stop chasing butterflies and start going after the queen bee . i need to know everything dorian knows . [ scene_break ] dorian : commissioner buchanan , please . yes , of course i 'll hold . oh . bruce 's voice : i 'll get back in touch with the details . in the meantime , do n't call the cops or you 'll never see your daughter again . dorian : oh , my god . what have i done ? [ scene_break ] claudia : thanks . nash : thank you . claudia : um -- we 're not together . you would n't be getting my money by leading me on . nash : ha - ha . claudia : hmm . it would be strictly business . we 'd be partners . nash : well , thanks , but no thanks . i 'd always feel that there were strings attached . claudia : you know , um sometimes i do just give from the heart . i mean , that 's what -- that 's what this whole night is about , a gift from my family to the hospital . i really do try to be a good person , nash . [ scene_break ] todd : hey . please come with me to the bar . we need to talk . john : what does manning want ? natalie : who knows ? spencer : this is a very important evening for the hospital , but it also happens to be a very important evening for me as well , and if you could all bear with me for just a moment , i 'd like to address something before we begin the dedication , something of a more personal nature , something that 's very , very important to me . todd : hey , can we go , please ? blair : what is it , todd ? spencer : everything in my life has led to this moment . and -- todd : hey , i do n't want to do this here . come on . blair : ok . spencer : blair cramer , will you marry me ? [ next_on ] nash : nothing will ever make me give up on tess . starr : if my parents are worried enough about me , maybe they 'll realize how much in love they still are . natalie : what do you think she 's going to do ? spencer : it 's very simple . you just say yes .
blair has the key to the safety deposit in her purse . spencer wants to stop at the bank first , she while he is buying her aspirin , she slips the key back on his key chain as it hangs from his ignition . he notices that she is jittery . she says she is nervous about the event as it is so important to him . he goes into the bank and blair calls john to warn him that she does n't have the key and that spencer is going to his safety deposit box right now . rex and roxy talk at the station . she reads one of the stalker 's emails and rex realizes that the name of a butterfly is in the email . he refers to the vanessa atlanta but calls it rare , when in fact it is a popular butterfly . adriana wakes again . she is in a room and free to walk around but only for a short time . he cuffs her to the wall so she ca n't take off . he assures her that she will be freed if things go as planned . he is positive that rex has given up on her , but she knows better . dorian paces the floor . she answers the phone to bruce and she shouts at him for trying to control their deal . she tells him that this is called off . `` have you seen her recently ? `` dorian gets suddenly quiet . he knew that would get her attention . he wants money , tons and tons of it or she will never see adriana again . she picks up the phone to call bo , but then quickly hangs up when she realizes that she could cause her poor adriana to be hurt . viki has a talk with todd and explains to him that he needs to forgive blair for the children 's sake . she knows that he will not have any peace if he does n't stop being angry . she also remembers that he lied to blair for months about margaret , so in fact he has been just as wrong . viki feels the children are suffering for this now , and that maybe poor starr was out that night and jumped the cliff because of all the tension in her life . john sends a man to watch spencer and reports to natalie that spencer got something from the deposit box and it might be the gun . john hopes that is the case that spencer has n't gotten rid of the gun yet . blair and spencer arrive . todd is trying to drag blair off to talk to her but spencer is making his speech now . todd ignores him and keeps pulling on blair 's arm while spencer is talking . finally , she starts walking with todd when she hears , `` blair will you marry me ? `` todd and blair stop walking and face the stage .
woman : you ca n't catch me . chuck : [ as chuck , jr. ] oh , come here , honey . take pity on a poor soldier on his way to ' nam . hee - yah ! rex : [ as bo ] who 's going to take pity on me ? [ scene_break ] michael : hey . marcie : hey . got an offer from the roller rink . two free lessons sponsored by your local orthopedist . michael : ooh , i 'll pass . i need to get up early . marie : michael , wait . michael : it 's late . marcie : i know that it 's late , but is it too late ? [ scene_break ] blair : so is michael working tonight ? john : yeah , he pulled the late shift . blair : oh . john : if you want me to leave a tie on the doorknob , i 'll have to find a tie . blair : and they said you were n't funny . john : do n't go listening to your husband . blair : i 'm not , and he 's my ex - husband . john : oh . blair : but i think people just assume . john : assume what ? blair : you 're still in mourning . john : oh . blair : but , hey , i 'm going to fix that for you . john : oh , yeah ? blair : yeah . see , i 'm here to cheer you up . [ scene_break ] [ indistinct voices ] [ marty screaming ] todd : whoa , whoa , whoa . [ scene_break ] rex : sorry , morasco . i tried . [ scene_break ] gigi : balsom ? are you here ? [ scene_break ] michael : marcie , i do n't know what else there is to say . you know , i mean , we can go over all this again if you want to , but it just makes us feel worse . and that 's not going to change anything . marcie : cole gave up his rights to the baby . michael : he signed the papers ? marcie : yes . so nothing and no one can stop starr from making whatever provisions she thinks are appropriate for her child , mike . michael : in other words , giving it to you . marcie : us . that was your objection , was n't it , that todd would be involved ? michael : todd is still going to be involved . he 's the grandfather . marcie : not legally . not as soon as starr signs those papers . michael : when has that ever stopped him ? and look what happened with sam . marcie : he lost custody of sam . sam is with blair . michael : yeah , but for now . todd will hire another dozen law firms , he 'll pay off a bench full of judges , he will hire a kidnapper to steal the kid . he 'll hire an assassin to take out blair . i mean , even -- he 'll do whatever it takes . he 's an outlaw and he always believes that he is justified in absolutely anything that he 's doing . [ scene_break ] todd : okay . no , you 're okay . you 're okay , you 're safe . just take a deep breath . no , actually , take a couple of deep breaths . everything 's fine . everything 's fine . everything 's fine . everything 's fine . there you go , there you go . were you dreaming ? marty : it was ... it was so real . todd : yeah , yeah . okay . what were you dreaming of ? marty : do n't go , do n't go , do n't go . todd : okay , all right . you should go back to sleep . let me get you your sleeping -- marty : no , please . i do n't want to sleep anymore . i ca n't sleep . todd : what were you dreaming about ? marty : i was on a bed . todd : you were in bed ? marty : on , on , on a bed . i was on a bed . and there were all these hands , they were grabbing me . i could n't move . they would n't let me get up . it was hurting my arms and hurting -- my arms . oh , oh , oh , i tried . marty : oh , god , i tried to scream , but it would n't come out of my mouth . nothing would come out . there was something in my -- there was something in my mouth . i heard someone laughing , and alcohol and all that .. i called out and i ... i tried to get up . i could n't . i could n't . todd : marty -- marty : i was being raped , was n't i ? [ scene_break ] john : can i pour you a glass of wine or something ? blair : uh , i was kind of looking forward to one of those cans of beers that you went out and purchased . john : really ? blair : mm - hmm . john : well , that 's funny . i never really pegged you for a beer drinking kind of gal . blair : well , i 'm not , really , but i 'm trying new things . john : i 'm going to drink to that . blair : okay . john : cheers . blair : cheers . see , i got a theory . john : oh , boy . one beer and she 's already got a theory . blair : no . i just think if it 's not working , that you should do something different . john : i like it . blair : me , too . you know , i think there 's so many people out there that , you know , are doing the same thing over and over again , and each time they just pray and hope that it works . john : well , in my work we call that an m.o . blair : really ? so what 's my m.o . ? oh , you know what ? no , no . do n't answer that , because i 'm never going back to todd , okay ? john : is that what we 're drinking to ? blair : no , we are drinking to me . to my brand new , unknown , glorious future . john : do n't go changing too much . blair : are you flirting with me , detective ? [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm going to get you that sleeping pill . marty : no , i do n't want to sleep . todd : all right . well , i 'll go make you some -- marty : no , do n't go . todd : okay . i 'm sorry , marty . this is my fault . marty : how ? todd : you know , i 'm no shrink . i do n't know if this is a dream or a memory , but obviously i should n't have been telling you about this . marty : it was memory . todd : how do you know ? marty : i just know . i was , uh , in a room . i think it was a bedroom . and there was music and loud voices . and i could see a poster . it was a flag , a flag . no , it was a banner with letters . greek letters , like a fraternity . marty : and you ... you were in my dream . [ scene_break ] gigi : noelle ? moe ? moe . moe : [ as jeremiah ] it 's a bummer , the power going out . but i really dig this candlelight . you look like an angel . noelle : [ as rosa ] let 's just hope the power comes on back on before this angel has to wash all those dishes by hand . jeremiah : you really know how to bring a man down . dallas : [ as renee ] there you are . i have been looking all over for you . gigi : me ? renee : how did you get all wet ? and what happened to your hair ? do n't tell me you went out in this storm , girl . you could 've gotten struck by lightning . gigi : actually ... is it 1968 ? renee : all year . are you all right , emma ? gigi : what did you just call me ? renee : your god - given name . and where in the world did you get this ... you know , never mind . come on , i 'm just going to get you warmed up . gigi : whoa , wait , wait . if it 's 1968 , have you seen rex ? [ scene_break ] gigi : balsom ? you all right ? rex : morasco ? rex : [ as bo ] sorry , i thought you ... gigi : [ as emma ] were your girl ? bo : gigi 's the only one who ever called me balsom . everyone else called me -- emma : i know . your nickname , bo . i 'm sorry if i gave you a start . bo : not your fault . emma : i thought you were leaving . bo : so did i. i did n't . so i 'm stuck here , and i report to boot camp tomorrow . for all i know , i come back in a body bag . emma : sometimes they do n't send you over there . guy i know , he 's the battalion commander 's assistant . he likes to say he 's holding texas for us . bo : truth is , i do n't care . if i ca n't be with gigi , none of this matters . [ scene_break ] gigi : he 's about 5'10 ' ' ? blond , spiky hair ? dallas : [ as renee ] sorry , darling , i have n't run across a rex in a dog 's age . now , come on , let 's get you out of these wet clothes . gigi : i 'm -- i 'm okay . renee : listen to renee . you 're going to catch your death of cold if we do n't get you out of these wet things . gigi : renee ? renee : that is my name , let 's not wear it out . come on , miss lonelyhearts . jared : [ as clint ] have you seen pa ? gigi : jared ? clint : jared ? no , you know his name . it 's asa . renee : do n't bother the girl . ca n't you see she 's not herself ? gigi : asa 's here ? clint : well , he was , but then he high - tailed it out of here before i could get any traction , so ... gigi : what about his son ? clint : i am his son . what 's wrong with her ? renee : i think she took a fall or something in that storm , clint . gigi : clint ? clint : yeah . gigi : oh , i was -- uh , i was looking for his other son . moe : [ as jeremiah ] look what i found in the truck . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] that one of them transistor radios ? jeremiah : uh - huh . hang on . [ radio static ] newscaster : the storm has caused a county - wide power outage . no one is going anywhere tonight . jeremiah : guess we 're staying the night . [ the mamas and the papas ' `` monday monday `` plays ] gigi : stay the night here ? i have to find rex and get back home before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] you 'll be home before you know it . [ `` monday monday `` continues ] emma : i was just listening to all the candidates on tv and they all say that the war 's going to be over by next summer at the latest . rex : [ as bo ] they 're wrong . they 're all wrong . and even if they were n't ... it will be another 20 years before i see gigi . i 'll be old enough to be her father by then . i had my chance and i blew it . emma : i do n't believe that . if you want something bad enough , you can always find a way . bo : the woman stood up in a church and told me she loved me . emma : what did you say ? bo : nothing . you ca n't come back from that . [ scene_break ] marcie : well , then , what are you saying , mike ? i mean , are you saying that if i adopt starr 's baby ... are you saying you 're going to divorce me ? i mean , is that it , michael ? that if i bring this new child , this new baby into our lives , that it 's a deal - breaker ? michael : marcie , do you think that i want to leave you ? you are my family . you are my home in this world . you are the reason that i get up in the morning . you are my life . do you just have no idea what i went through when you ran off with sam ? marcie : i promise you , michael , that i will never run away again , okay ? no matter how difficult it gets . michael : no matter how difficult it gets ? do you hear yourself ? i mean , is that supposed to be something that i want to sign up for ? you know , the stress , the lawsuits , not knowing when the next bomb is going to drop or what that bomb is going to be . i ca n't live like that . i 'm just getting my footing back at the hospital and i still do n't feel secure . i mean , why do you think i 'm home early ? because peterson asked if he could swap shifts and i did n't feel like i could say no . you know , i almost lost my medical license for good . how was i supposed to support this family ? marcie : i know that was hard , michael . and i know that i was awful to you . michael : and i 'm not blaming you . we adopted tommy . we did everything right . we did everything by the books and then we got the rug pulled out from under us . but to go into that nightmare knowing , what we 're getting ourselves into , i just -- i ca n't do that . it does n't make any sense . marcie : okay . okay , mike , i get it . but is life reasonable ? was losing tommy logical ? no , it was n't . life does n't make sense , michael . life is a mystery and the only way that i know how to handle it is to have faith . i have that . i survived the loss of a child that i loved more than life itself , michael . we both survived that , so i know that if we take the love that we still have and we give it to this new little baby , michael , we wo n't regret it . michael : i ... good luck . marcie : that 's it ? that 's it ? good luck ? michael : i know what you want , marcie . you want to go back to the way that things were with tommy , but i just ca n't do that . marcie : i know that it 's not going to be like it was with tommy . i know that it 's going to be different , but , michael , it 's going to be great . michael : no , it 's not going to be great for me . look , i ... i know i ca n't stop you from doing this . i know that . and maybe it 's the right move . i really hope so . and i will pray for you and your baby everyday , but i ... maybe i 'm just running up against my limitations here . i do n't know . i just -- it 's who i am . my -- my feet wo n't go where my brain is screaming that they should n't . marcie : so is this it for us ? i mean , are we breaking up ? michael : i mean , it sounds like we are . [ scene_break ] todd : i was in the dream ? marty : yes . todd : what was i doing ? marty : just standing there . there were others , others in the room . there were others in the room . but yours is the only face that i -- todd : you know what it probably is , it 's just ... you 're confusing the dream with your reality . because when you screamed , i came in and you were awake and saw my face . that 's the first thing you saw . marty : no . you were there . you were in my dream . have we ever been in that room together ? todd : that room with the banner , if it 's the same one i 'm thinking of , it was at the top of the stairs and i remember people used to crash there all the time . and , uh , so if it was a party , then people would be coming in and out . marty : so it makes sense that we would have been there at some point together . todd : mm - hmm . marty : i just do n't understand why you 're ... why i saw your face in the room . todd : yeah , i do n't know . well , like i said , i 'm no shrink . in my experience , dreams are n't always logical . even if they 're based on , uh , well , whatever . marty : there 's probably some underlying reason . i know what -- i know why you were there . todd : why ? marty : i was being raped and i needed help . so it makes sense i 'd see you because ... all you 've been doing is taking care of me these last few weeks . todd : that would make sense . marty : i would n't have -- even have been able to access these memories if it were n't for you . todd : yeah , but you know what ? i think that given these circumstances with your injuries i think you ought to just move a little slower with the whole remembering thing . marty : yeah , but i ca n't control it . it just popped up in my memory . i 'm remembering through my dream . i guess it 's because i 'm ready to ... i guess i 'm supposed to be able to handle it ... because i 'm with you . [ scene_break ] john : what is it you want to change about yourself ? blair : geez , um ... i think i 'm sick of suffering . i would really like to have a little joy in my life . john : i think you deserve that . blair : what about you ? now , if you could change anything you want about yourself , what would it be ? john : and why would i want to change anything ? look at me . i 've got it all here . blair : you do , you do , but , okay , okay . i want to say something . you probably have the absolute most beautiful eyes on the planet . they 're beautiful , they 're blue . why do n't you wear something blue or green to show them off ? john : sure . why do n't i just throw on a nice white patent leather pair of shoes while i 'm at it ? blair : okay , now you 're making fun of me . john : i just -- i like black . blair : well , i think that 's going to change . john : well , good luck with that . blair : oh , are you challenging me here , detective ? [ scene_break ] marcie : you still have a little mail at the apartment . michael : can you just put it in john 's box ? marcie : okay . goodbye . michael : great . marcie : what ? [ low voices ] michael : well , i just told john that i would be working late and he 's obviously entertaining . i 'll just go back to the hospital and sleep in the bunk . marcie : do n't be silly . stay with me . michael : i do n't think that that would be wise . for either of us . marcie : michael , it 's late . and it 's still your home . you know that . come on . come back . i 'll make up the couch . you 'll be asleep before you know it . [ scene_break ] [ `` monday monday `` plays ] dallas : [ as renee ] honey , there is no way we are going back to reno tonight , not in this storm . gigi : i do n't want to go to reno . i want to go home to llanview . renee : llanview ? gigi : noelle ? noelle : [ as rosa ] i 'm not noelle . gigi : whatever you 're calling yourself . you 've met rex . is he here ? i have to see him . rosa : i 'm sorry ; i do n't know anybody by that name . gigi : what are you talking about ? noelle , you met him at the diner with me . rosa : the diner ? gigi : noelle -- rosa : look , honey , i 'm not noelle . i do n't know who you are and i never met anybody named rex . renee : honey , when we get back to reno , i am taking you to see my doctor . gigi : the phones were connected . that 's how i 'm here . rex has to be here . jared : [ as clint ] i 'm sorry , did you say rex ? gigi : yes , yes , i did . have you seen him ? clint : no , but that 's the second time today i 've heard that name . gigi : okay . [ scene_break ] [ `` monday monday `` continues ] rex : [ as bo ] i 'm sorry , you do n't need to hear all this . gigi : [ as emma ] it 's okay . i 've heard a lot worse . bo : god , you 're so much like her . it 's almost as if ... you are her . emma : what ? bo : it 's no use pretending . there 's no going back . it 's not fair to you or me . emma : i can be whoever you want . if you need me to be to be your girl tonight , i 'm her . i 'm gigi . [ scene_break ] blair : okay , so you have to have something other than black . i do n't believe you . john : that way everything matches . blair : okay , you know , the last time i was here , i checked out your drawers . john : i remember . blair : uh - huh . this time i think i 'm going to check out the closet . john : wait a minute , where are you going ? blair : i 'm going to check the closet . john : oh . blair : oh , look . hmm , everything 's black . we got a black striped shirt , a black shirt , black stripes , black . oh , what is this ? it 's gray . wow . john : yeah . blair : good times . john : it used to be darker . i think it got a little worn out in the wash . blair : oh . okay . john : i 'm not much of a shopper . blair : really ? john : mm . blair : now , wait a minute here . what 's this under this ? oh , ho , ho . look at this . wow . john : that 's not really mine . blair : really ? it was really here in your closet . john : yes , i -- i know . it 's -- listen to me . it 's more of a joke , all right ? blair : uh - huh ? john : every year , michael and i , we give each other one completely useless christmas present . that 's that . blair : that 's that . well , why do n't you put this on ? john : forget about it . blair : come on . john : nah . blair : come on . john : no . blair : put it on for me and i 'll do a little something something for you . john : like what ? blair : you put it on , you 'll find out . [ scene_break ] todd : have any of your other dreams seemed like memories ? marty : no . todd : well , what 's different about this one ? marty : the way it felt . like i 'd been in there before , in that room . todd : well , i did describe it . in general terms , the incident , you know . i described that it was at a frat house and there was a party , so maybe that 's what you remember , my description . marty : that 's possible . i know the feelings were real . todd : well , i 'm going to get you some tea . marty : no , do n't go . marty : if i fall asleep again , i might have ... it might happen again , and i do n't think i can go back there . todd : it was just a dream . marty : only it was n't . do you think you could stay here again with me tonight ? todd : yes , absolutely . marty : here ? here with me ? just in case i fall asleep , can you stay here , please ? todd : sure . todd : do you want to keep the lights on ? marty : i do n't care . [ scene_break ] blair : [ wolf whistle ] john : i feel ridiculous . you are pure evil . blair : i am not . i 'm just having a little fun . john : yeah , at my expense . blair : oh , at your expense ? now it were at your expense , i would get my cell phone out , take a picture , and put it on the internet . john : you take one picture of me , and i swear i 'll have you arrested . blair : oh , no . does that mean you get to use those handcuffs on me ? john : yeah , you 'd like that , would n't you ? blair : mm , now who 's evil ? john : mm . blair : i am going to buy you a shirt . john : oh . blair : a nice blue shirt . john : uh - huh . blair : and you do n't have to wear it anywhere , except to hang in that closet there . and then one night when i feel the need , i 'm going to call you up , and i 'm going to ask you to put it on . john : i 'll buy the blue shirt . [ scene_break ] michael : well , this place looks great . marcie : yeah , well , i 've , um , i wanted to get things together before the -- before the baby came . he or she is due in november . michael : yeah , i 'm just going to fix up the blankets -- marcie : oh , no , michael , let me do it for you . no , i can do it . michael , what are we -- what are we doing ? what are we doing here , michael ? i love you . michael : look , i love you , too . [ scene_break ] gigi : where did you hear his name ? jared : [ as clint ] well , this nutty professor that pa has hanging around kept calling bo `` rex . `` gigi : why would he call bo rex ? clint : beats me . the guy 's a nut . gigi : is this nut still here ? clint : no . he took off a while ago , went some place with bo and pa . gigi : okay . so they 're all together somewhere ? clint : no , bo came back . i just do n't know where he is now . gigi : thanks . shane ? [ scene_break ] rex : [ as bo ] you look like her . you are n't her . gigi : [ as emma ] i know that . and look , i 'm -- i 'm not trying to mess with your head or make you feel something for me that you do n't . i 'm just offering a little comfort . and do n't worry about me . i do this sort of thing all the time . it 's kind of my specialty . renee calls me `` miss lonelyhearts `` because i know how a man feels when he ca n't be with the one he loves . bo : love the one you 're with . emma : i could n't have put it better myself . look , you 're going off to the army tomorrow . would n't it make tonight a little bit easier if i were gigi and you could say good - bye ? [ scene_break ] gigi : shane ? baby , how did you get here ? ow . oh , god , you kicked me . shane : [ as spencer ] get off of me . gigi : look , shane , i know you do n't want me hugging you . spencer : why do you keep calling me that ? my name 's spencer . gigi : spencer ? spencer : yeah , spencer . you have so many men in your life , you ca n't even keep my name straight ? gigi : what men ? your name is shane . i ought to know . i named you . you 're -- you 're my son . i 'm your mother . spencer : you 're not my mother . gigi : shane , come back . come back , shane . chuck : [ as chuck , jr. ] nice flick . nigel : [ as chuck , sr . ] they do n't make them like they used to . chuck , jr. : ca n't we listen to some music ? 'cause do n't tell me this is supposed to be a party . chuck , sr . : you know , i 'm going to miss you , son . [ radio static ] dj : hey , cousins , this song goes out to anyone who 's stranded in the dark tonight . [ marvin gaye and tammi terrell 's `` you 're all i need to get by `` plays ] singers : you 're all i need to get by marvin : like sweet morning dew i took one look at you and it was plain to see you were my destiny tammi : with my arms open wide i threw away my pride i 'll sacrifice to you dedicate my life to you always there in time of need marvin : and when i lose my will you 'll be there to push me up the hill both : there 's no no looking back for us we got love sure ' nough that 's enough you 're all you 're all i need to get by marvin : oh , oh , yeah , yeah , yeah like an eagle protects his nest for you i 'll do my best stand by you like a tree dare anybody to try and move me tammi : darling , in you i 've found strength where i was torn down do n't know what 's in store but together we can open any door marvin : oh , oh , baby come on , darling tammi : and inspire you a little higher marvin : i know you can make a man out of a soul that did n't have a goal both : 'cause we we got the right foundation and with love and determination you 're all you 're all i want to strive for and do a little more [ scene_break ] gigi : i love you , rex . i 'm going to find you and i 'm going to bring you home . marvin and tammi : you 're all i need you 're all i need tammi : you 're all i need marvin : ohh both : to get by moe : [ as jeremiah ] gets to you , does n't it ? gigi : what ? jeremiah : them sending that kid off to the service , more than likely , vietnam . no wonder he 's not in the mood to party . gigi : what kid ? jeremiah : the buchanan kid , bo . gigi : because rex said something about going to vietnam . shane said he was n't shane . jared said he was n't jared . maybe bo -- do you know where bo is ? gigi : do you know where bo is ? jeremiah : poor kid should probably be on his way to canada . gigi : but have you seen him ? jeremiah : well , last i saw , he was headed off down the hall .
rex is still trapped in 1968 afraid he will never see gigi again . but he `` takes comfort `` with emma who looks just like her and they sleep together . not far away , gigi meets all of the people in 1968 . she wonders why noelle is rosa , why jared is clint and most importantly why shane is young spencer . but she knows she must find rex . back in llanview , marcie and michael are still at odds about adopting starr 's baby . but they admit they still love each other . john is sleeping with blair . marty is having nightmares and remembering being raped . but she still trusts todd and wants him to be there with her so she is not alone . todd has n't a clue what to do and appears afraid .
kelly : rex , why are n't you dressed ? rex : i am dressed . not you -- kelly . and i 'm guessing she 's here hoping we 've proved that eli clarke is bennett thompson , murderer . natalie : i 've had the computer rebuilding it since last night . it 's a big job , but i 've made progress on one particular page . rex : what 's on the page ? natalie : a picture . rex : perfect . we 're getting there . kelly : well , we better get there fast . eli 's engaged to my cousin . that means everybody in my family is in danger . [ scene_break ] brody : how 's my baby doing ? jessica : restless . daddy left this morning before we got to say good - bye . brody : i 'm sorry about that . i had to get out before dawn . john has me on special assignment . jessica : surveillance ? brody : protection . [ scene_break ] james ' voice : so , what do you say , langston ? want to go out ? langston 's voice : i would love to . cole : hey , you 're up early . i did n't even feel you leave the bed . starr : yeah . i could n't sleep . cole : well , i missed you . starr : sorry . cole : did bad dreams wake you up ? [ scene_break ] james : yo , bobby . rise and shine . hey , we need to talk . i hope you 're decent . that 's weird . since when do you get up before 10 : 00 ? [ scene_break ] ford : you ca n't do this . john : do what ? ford : keep me locked up all night without arresting me . i know my rights . john : what do you think this is ? tv ? ford : i -- i get a lawyer . i know that much . john : well , then you know it takes a while to get one . i put in a call last night , but since it was so late ... ford : that 's when you decided to pick me up ! john : do n't worry . i 'm sure we 'll find you one . hey , maybe we can call eli clarke . he did such a great job with hannah o'connor . you two can talk about how you covered for him when he bashed your head in . what do you think ? should i make the call ? [ scene_break ] eli : oh , so hannah o'connor is still receiving medical treatment but is not cleared for visitors . i see . i see . oh , as per john mcbain . fantastic . no , no , no . thank you . blair : everything all right ? eli : better than all right . today you are gon na make me the happiest man in the world . blair : mmm . dorian : dorian lord is the happiest person in the world , thanks to david vickers . david : uh , buchanan . david vickers buchanan is the happiest person in the world , thanks to dorian lord . dorian : mayor dorian lord . david : i love it when you talk politics to me . dorian : i love it when you love it when i talk politics to you . david : no , i love it more . dorian : i love you more . david : you more . blair : what the hell is that ? dorian : pda , of course . ha ha ha ! hi , sweetheart . i 'm so glad you 're here . we 've got wonderful news . blair : so do we . as morbidly curious i am with your news , our news tops it . we are getting married today . david : you ca n't . blair : why not ? dorian : because we 're getting married today . blair : i 'm sorry . what -- what did you just say ? dorian : we 're getting married . langston : what did you just say ? david : we 're getting married . it gets better every time we say it . langston : is this some kind of practical joke or something ? blair : well , if it is , it certainly is n't funny . david : you would n't know funny if it jaywalked across your face . langston : i ca n't believe this . david : well , you can believe it , baby . i 'm gon na be your daddy . i 'm gon na be your papa . come on . give your papa a hug . [ scene_break ] jessica : protection ? for who ? where ? brody : back away from the keyboard . this is n't a `` sun `` story . jessica : oh , come on , brody . i 'm not trying to take advantage -- brody : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . all right , i got to run . jessica : brody , wait . i do n't care about who , what , where , or anything . i just -- i just want you to be careful , okay ? you have a kid to worry about now . natalie : this baby could just as easily be yours as it could be john 's . brody : you do n't have to remind me of that . my family is all i can think about . jessica : me , too . i love you . brody : love you . ford 's voice : you 're -- you 're pregnant ? when did you find out ? when were you gon na tell me ? jessica 's voice : stop it ! ford 's voice : okay . okay , wait . you slept with your fiancé , right ? we were one time , barely even that . jessica 's voice : right . there 's barely any chance this baby could be yours . [ scene_break ] rex : my client 's chomping at the bit for results . natalie : well , tell kelly to keep her pants on . this is a big job . you ca n't rush it . rex : natalie says hi . kelly : just be careful about john , right ? we ca n't let him know what we 're up to . rex : now , you 're being careful about john , right ? we ca n't let him know what we 're up to . natalie : what does she think ? this is my first rodeo ? tell her that i 'm a pro , okay ? i know what i 'm doing . rex : she says thanks for the reminder . kelly : right . natalie : i got to get back to work , okay ? talk to you later . rex : okay , so that 's it . things are coming along . there 's not much we can do until natalie 's doohickey does its thing . kelly : okay . well , i 'll wait . rex : knock yourself out . i 'm gon na grab a shower . [ cell phone rings ] kelly : hi , jess . what 's up ? jessica : i need to talk to you . i 'm in big trouble . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm usually out cold , so it must have been nightmares . cole : you have any idea what they were about ? starr : oh , i ca n't remember . not like i would want to . so the `` sun `` is probably here by now . cole : yeah . you think that lifetime subscription is ever gon na run out ? starr : i think my dad renewed it as one of my other graduation presents . brody : ... was a first - round knockout . starr : brody ? brody : starr . starr : what are you doing here ? cole : it 's like you 're standing guard or something . starr : standing guard for who ? [ scene_break ] james : bobby , hey , it 's me . i looked for you this morning . you must have left already . hey , listen , give me a call . i want to know what happened between you and that cop last night . [ scene_break ] john : what are you waiting for ? call eli . ford : let 's not get too hasty . what are my options ? john : your options begin with you telling me everything i need to know about clarke . ford : and if i do n't ? you ca n't keep me cooped up in here much longer without somebody higher up finding out that you 've been taking certain liberties . john : well , if you 're gon na cry about it , i 'll let you go right now . ford : yeah , right . john : right after i leak to clarke that you came here of your own free will and started singing like a canary . ford : you know that 's not what happened . john : i do n't care . it only matters what eli thinks , right ? ford : you ca n't do this ! i 'll sue you . i will sue you , and people are gon na find out , and you 're gon na lose your badge ! [ scene_break ] natalie : oh ! john : hey , you okay ? natalie : i got it . thanks . john : so , what are you up to ? natalie : um , me ? i 'm -- paperwork . i just do n't want it to get mixed up . what about you ? you giving someone the third degree in there ? john : this guy , he 's nothing . [ scene_break ] kelly : what 's up ? jessica : surprise . it 's another emergency . kelly : what is it ? jessica : i just -- i ca n't really talk about it over the phone . kelly : okay . all right . say no more . i will be there as quickly as i can . bye . rex : was that natalie ? kelly : uh , i have to go . rex : where 's the fire ? kelly : i 'll be back later . rex : how much later ? kelly : i do n't know . later , and when i am back , you better be dressed -- more dressed . rex : sounds like later could be a long time . [ scene_break ] david : langston , now that i 'm gon na be your stepfather , i want you to know the time that you tried to seduce me while your boyfriend was videotaping us in the closet -- it 's all forgiven . blair : dorian , tell your fiancé to keep his hands and his forgiveness to himself . david : blair , you 're gon na have to start showing me a lot more respect , and you can start by calling me uncle . i will no longer tolerate your come - ons , by the way . my heart only has room for one goddess . dorian : oh , david . all right , girls . i 'm waiting . langston and blair : for what ? dorian : your best wishes , expressions of your insatiable curiosity as to where we 're going on our honeymoon . david : and what we 'll be doing on our honeymoon . blair : okay , you know what ? we just thank the good lord that you overcame yourselves and admitted that you love each other . langston : yeah . blair : because you 've been at each other 's throats since this jerk came back to town . david : you know , blair , i should really give you props . i guess you knew from experience -- todd -- that we fight hardest with the people that we love the most . you 'll never get over him . by the bye , how are you and this eli fella getting along these days ? blair : just fine , thank you . david : oh , i 'm sorry to hear that . dorian : okay , can we take a time - out here ? yes , it is true that david and i wasted a lot of the last few months denying our profound and undying love for each other . we -- we were blinded by our mistrust and our pride . but like all great relationships -- david : bonnie and clyde , romeo and juliet , sid and nancy . langston : they all died . dorian : yes , but our relationship has survived because we 've gotten over ourselves and we 're back together again . david : and better than ever , and it 's lucky for you two , also . there 's gon na be some changes around here , big - time . langston : like ? david : langston , you have to ask ? you , of all people ? so listen up . there 's been a little too much chaos in these hallowed halls , a few too many shed tears unnecessarily . what this family -- have that fixed . what this family needs is a strong male influence , someone to get the cramer girls back on track , back in the saddle , someone to show you how to bring sexy back , as it were . blair : is ray montez still single , dorian ? david : langston , i want you to know that your poor choices in romance , they have not escaped me . langston : excuse me ? david : but it 's not too late . you 're not getting any younger , though . now that you 're off to college , you can start working on your mrs. degree -- missis , that is . langston : okay , please tell me he 's not serious so i do n't have to kill him . dorian : david , i do n't think this is the time -- david : no , no , no . it 's okay . i can handle this . langston , it 's high time we got you a new man . [ scene_break ] cole : brody , what 's going on ? starr : yeah , why are you here ? brody : i ca n't tell you much . i do n't have any details . cole : but you 're watching us ? starr : are we in danger ? is this about hannah ? brody : again , i ca n't tell you anything . cole : look , who told you to guard us ? you have to know that ? brody , we have a kid , all right ? if starr is in trouble , if i 'm in trouble , so is hope . brody , look , i heard you 're gon na be a dad , right ? if it was you or jessica , if it was your kid -- brody : all john said was to keep you safe . cole : john ? you stay here with hope . starr : cole , come on . where are you going ? cole : to get some answers . brody : flynn . flynn : got it . [ scene_break ] kelly : okay , i 'm here . what 's up ? jessica : ford and i had sex . kelly : what ? when ? where ? jessica : no , no . kelly , not recently . you know , at ford 's old place the night of the prom . kelly : okay , right . okay . oh , my god . that 's the reason ford got tested for an std the other day . jessica : yeah . he lied to us about having sex with me , even after you told him about the hep c . kelly : how do you know this ? jessica : well , i went to his place like we said , and i confronted him , and he spilled his guts . kelly : okay . what did he say ? jessica : first of all , he was mad at me about prying into his business , and then when i told him that i was pregnant , it dawned on him that possibly he could be the father . he acted like it was my fault that he lied to us about having sex with me . kelly : your fault ? jessica : mm - hmm , because my boyfriend is a navy seal who could kill him . kelly : he 's a piece of work . jessica : oh , i was so angry i just wanted to call brody right then and there and just watch him do it . kelly : well , that 's understandable but probably not the best solution . jessica : i ca n't believe that we believed him in the first place . kelly : you know what ? you ca n't worry about that right now . what 's done is done . the best thing you can do is try to stay calm . jessica : kelly , nothing is done . the entire world knows that i am pregnant , and everybody , including brody , thinks that it 's his except me . [ scene_break ] brody : i know you got to be worried . it must be kind of nerve - wracking for you and cole , john playing this one so close to the vest . starr : yeah , kind of . brody : but for my money , me being here is just an added precaution , nothing to freak out about . starr : thanks for saying that , brody . it does put my mind at ease a little bit , but i do n't think it would help cole , though . brody : yeah , he seemed pretty bound and determined to get his own answers . starr : well , he 's in protection mode right now . but i 'm sorry that he brought jessica and your baby into it . brody : that 's okay . he 's right . i was just surprised at how fast the news traveled . starr : well , my aunt viki was so excited about it , she could n't hold it in , but congratulations . i 'm really happy for you guys . brody : i 'm pretty happy myself . starr : it 's crazy timing , huh ? jessica and natalie having their babies around the same time . i mean , it 's like someone planned it . brody : right . [ scene_break ] john : well , good luck today . you got your doctor 's appointment later on , right ? natalie : uh , right . yeah , i do n't think too much happens in these early ones . just blah , blah , blah . john : you mean medical information ? natalie : yeah , something like that . john : hey , listen , try to listen to what the doc says , okay ? i want to know everything . this is our kid we 're talking about . excuse me . cole : john , i need to talk to you . flynn : i 'm sorry , boss , but the kid insisted on talking -- john : it 's all right . you did the right thing . natalie : i got to get back to work anyway , so i 'll see you later . john : yeah ? natalie : yeah . john : okay . i 'll see you later . you look pretty . what 's going on ? cole : today starr opened the door , and there was brody and that other guy . john : i should have called you . cole : why are they tailing us ? john : listen , this is gon na be hard to understand , but it 's nothing to worry about . cole : you have cops watching us , me and starr and our little girl . this is my family here . how ca n't i worry ? john : cole , the fellas were there just in case , all right ? cole : in case -- in case of what ? john , i have a right to know . does this have anything to do with hannah ? john : she may not be guilty after all . [ scene_break ] langston : mrs. degree ? are you kidding ? david : funny , right ? i came up with it by myself . you can use it if you want . langston : ha ha ha . eli : if you 'll all please excuse us for a minute . blair : yes , thanks . dorian : sweetheart , i think what david meant is -- langston : dorian , i am so happy for you . really i am , but if you do n't put a muzzle on your fiancé , i swear i 'm gon na rip his neanderthal lips right off of his face . eli : please , for the love of all that 's holy , let me whisk you away from this nonsense . blair : i love you for wanting to do that , but that nonsense will follow me wherever i go . david : langston , violent behavior and bad taste -- it 's not a combination that men like . langston : okay , ripping lips off right now . david : help me . blair : all that craziness in there is just a taste of what life is gon na be like when you 're married to me . add todd , my mom , my kids , everybody else . are you sure you want to go through with it ? eli : all of it . i want all of it as long as it gets me you . blair : oh , my gosh . what did i do to deserve such a wonderful man ? it 's just too bad we 're gon na have to postpone the wedding yet again . sorry about that . eli : no , no , no . absolutely not . no . no matter what it takes , blair , we are getting married today . dorian : time out . [ doorbell rings ] dorian : oh , wait . doorbell . saved by . come on , darling . please . would you take care of that ? david and i need to , um , have a little talk . please ? langston : you ca n't hide behind her forever , david . david : oh , i 'm very good at hiding from people who scare me . langston : good . david : all right . i guess it 's time to boogie , huh ? the mani - pedi , salt scrub . hair alone takes 3 hours . i 'm sure there 's a few things you need to do , too . dorian : sweetheart , i can not conceive of going ahead with our wedding when we still have to work out this situation with blair and elijah . excuse me . langston : what are you doing here ? dorian : darling , elijah has something he wants to say to us . eli : now , i may be speaking out of turn , and i 'm only talking as your lawyer , dorian . i know you guys have been apart for a very long time that i 'm certain was very difficult for you . but do you think it might be more prudent , based on the circumstances , that the two of you postpone your nuptials for a little while ? david : what is this ? who are you ? are you saying that dorian and i wo n't last ? blair : no , that is not what he 's saying . david : because i have news for -- listen to me . i have news for you . you 're just another flash in blair 's pants . see ? i stick up for you . dorian and i are the real thing -- true love . dorian : right . right . absolutely , and that is why in the spirit of true love , since blair and i have n't had much luck with men in the past few years -- david : hey ! dorian : okay , blair has n't had much luck . blair : hello ? i 'm here . dorian : darling , that is why i want you to have exactly the kind of wedding with elijah that you want to have . david : heard that loud and clear . dorian : thank you . david : does that mean we 're taking a rain check or what ? dorian : not at all . it means i have a solution . we 'll have a double wedding . dorian : a double wedding ! is n't that a wonderful idea ? david : anything you want , buttercup . blair : dorian -- dorian , look at me . dorian : what ? blair : remember the fiasco that we caused at the last double wedding that hit llanview ? come on . dorian : yes , but chiki and clora still went ahead with their ill - advised marriages , did n't they ? david : maybe if you and dorian got even drunker and made even more of a scene , nobody would have gotten married , and everybody would be happier now . blair : dorian , you do n't really want to share the same wedding day as us , do you , really ? come on . dorian : on the contrary , sweetheart . i would feel honored and blessed to share the space in front of the altar with you and with eli . i mean , we have such an abundance of happiness and joy . and , david , especially after our first failed attempt to get married ... david : yeah , you keep your eye on the joy . glass is half full stuff . dorian : right . ha ha . right . and , eli , i 'm not forgetting about you . you , after all , are the new kid in town . eli : oh . dorian : and believe me , it 's a very good way for you to connect with the llanview elite to align yourself with the cramer family . and this wedding , after all ... mayor dorian lord and david vickers buchanan ... david : i 'm a buchanan . dorian : is going to be the hottest ticket in town . blair : ticket ? dorian : absolutely . are you kidding ? i mean , look at you and eli and david . i mean , this wedding may be very spontaneous , but it is filled with passion and beauty , and it 's going to put every little tight country club debutante cotillion to shame . blair : okay , are you marrying this man because you love him , or you just want to show viki up ? dorian : i want to show this town just exactly who the cramer women are . david : ahem . dorian : and who the men they love are . david : there you go . dorian : okay ! so , who 's in this with me ? eli : i am . the heck with it -- i love you , blair . blair : eli ... eli : i 've waited too long to stand before god and your family and make you mine . so if a double wedding is the only way you and i get married today , i 'm all about it . dorian : yay ! david : blair , are n't you going to say yes ? you always say yes when a guy asks you to marry him . [ scene_break ] langston : um -- huh . if this is about that date , i thought you were going to call . james : actually , i was wondering if you 'd seen my brother . langston : why ? what 's wrong ? james : probably nothing . it 's just bobby was gone before i got up this morning , and he 's not exactly an early riser . so i figured if he went anywhere , it 'd be here to see you . langston : why would you think that ? were n't you the one who said he did n't want anything to do with me ? is n't that you -- why you asked me out ? james : yeah . you know , since i 'm here , why do n't we make good on that date right now ? langston : why do n't you just admit it ? james : what ? langston : you 're only asking me out to drive starr crazy . [ scene_break ] brody : i do n't know how to explain jess and natalie 's pregnancies , other than to chalk it up to a crazy coincidence . starr : well , i did n't mean to make it sound like you and john and natalie and jessica all sat down and planned on when you were going to have your babies together . brody : right . starr : i 'm sure it was a happy accident . brody : right . starr : and i 'm just really happy for you guys , especially jessica . [ computer chimes ] starr : i know how hard her last pregnancy was . i 'm really glad that she 's going to have you by her side . brody : i am , too . [ computer chimes again ] starr : oh , my god -- i 'm sorry . i should have logged off of myface earlier . `` mayor dorian lord is marrying david vickers buchanan today `` ? oh , and `` david vickers buchanan is marrying mayor dorian lord today `` and `` blair cramer is marrying elijah clarke today `` ? today ? cole 's safe at the police station , right ? brody : absolutely . starr : can you drop off me and hope at dorian 's ? [ scene_break ] cole : i -- i knew it . i knew it . i 've been saying it for weeks . something was n't right about hannah 's confession . it 's bogus , is n't it ? john : all right , all right . let 's keep it down , all right ? cole : look , she did n't attack ford , and she did n't push my mom down those stairs . john : all i can say is , the investigation is open . cole : okay , but it was closed a couple days ago after she confessed to those two crimes . so what happened ? i mean , did you find new evidence ? was that how you figured out why hannah lied ? or did you i.d . another suspect ? john : cole , i 'm in the middle of an interview right now , okay ? cole : wait -- hey , hey ... that 's it , is n't it ? do you know who really did it ? are you interrogating him right now ? [ scene_break ] kelly : okay , this is how it 's going to be . we 're not going to lose our heads . jessica : clearly , you do n't know me very well these days . kelly : mm - hmm . we 're not going to jump the gun and assume the worst . we 're going to go ahead and reassess the situation . we 're going to step back and figure out what your next move is . jessica : kelly , i appreciate that you are the voice of reason , but i understand my situation very , very clearly , okay ? it 's really messed up . i could be pregnant with ford 's baby . kelly : but you could be pregnant with brody 's . you do n't know . jessica : either way , i had sex with another man and brody does n't know anything about it . kelly : one thing at a time . what did ford say when you told him you were pregnant ? jessica : uh , he could n't have cared less . kelly : are you sure he did n't suddenly feel all fatherly when he heard the news ? jessica : kelly , we are talking about robert ford . you know , the dog of llanview u ? kelly : i know , i know . just some guys , they stick to you like crazy glue when they hear about a baby , and some others , you know , they take it a little slower . jessica : there 's nothing slow about ford at all . if he had been a cartoon character , he would have disappeared into a cloud of dust . kelly : do you think we can trust him to keep his mouth shut ? jessica : i told him that the baby 's brody 's and he seemed happy to take my word for it . but even if he does n't want anything to do with this child , can i trust him to keep his mouth shut ? it 's ford . [ scene_break ] [ loud knocking on door ] rex : ugh . [ rex pants ] rex : hey , what 's going on ? natalie : got it . rex : nice ! [ scene_break ] jessica : did i just hear you correctly that david and dorian are getting married ? kelly : and so are blair and eli . jessica : well , good for them . kelly : no . no , no , no . no , that 's very bad . that 's very , very bad . jessica : i do n't understand . why is it bad that blair and eli are getting married ? kelly : well , i do n't even have enough time to get into that with you . rex apparently needs me . jessica : okay , go . get out of here . kelly : i 'm so sorry . jessica : it 's fine , it 's fine . there 's nothing either one of us can do about this right now . i just -- i just needed to vent a little bit , okay ? kelly : okay . remember , do n't do anything rash . jessica : i 'm not going to . kelly : okay . good , because you could really be getting yourself worked up over something that really is n't anything . you 're not going to know for sure until you know whose baby you 're carrying . jessica : got it , kelly . scram . get out of here . kelly : i 'm going to call you later . jessica : okay . [ scene_break ] cole : john , i have the right to know what you 're protecting me and my family from . all right , come on , you got to bring me in the loop here . john : you know i ca n't do that . i got my hands full trying to plug all these leaks , cole . cole : well , i can keep my shut . look , i worked undercover for you . john : i know . i know , which is why i ca n't risk putting you in harm 's way again . your mom will kill me . cole : yeah , and my mom needs justice for what happened to her . and so does hannah . john : you got to trust me on this one , cole . all right ? this is a very delicate situation . the fewer people know , the less chance there is of something going off the rails . cole : so there 's nothing i can do ? john : not unless you want to jeopardize the case we 're building . let us -- look at me . let us get justice for hannah and your mom . cole : yeah , i know you will . john : i 'll let you know when everything 's safe as soon as i know , all right ? you have my word on that . but for right now , you got to let officer flynn take you home . cole : and what ? just wait ? john : just lie low , all right ? and play it cool . let us do our job . okay ? cole : okay . hey , john ... thanks for looking out for me and starr . you make sure you do whatever it takes to catch this bastard . john : already on it . so , you ready to talk ? or you want to take your chances with eli ? [ scene_break ] dorian : you know something ? i 'm going to call andrew carpenter and ask him to officiate . blair : he 's the priest at saint james . you 're going to love him . eli : oh , a priest ? i was actually hoping for a justice of the peace . dorian : oh , no . no , no , no , no , no . the carpenters go way back in this town . [ scene_break ] james : why do you care why i 'm asking you out ? are n't you going out with me just to stick it to my brother ? look , come on . i promise it 'll be painless . well , maybe not for bobby . [ scene_break ] eli : then a priest it is . ca n't wait to meet him . dorian : oh , wait . i just realized ... andrew 's out of the country . some sort of church exchange . eli : hmm . langston : okay , just wanted to say i 'll see you guys later . david : now , now , langston . perhaps you 'd like to introduce us to your little friend . dorian : yes , darling , it 's only good manners . langston : uh , fine . everybody , this is james . james , this is everybody . david : james , i 'm david buchanan . james : hey . david : not so fast . you have a job ? blair : do you ? david : blair , i am in character . i 'm trying to make sure that our little girl does n't date below her station . [ langston sighs ] james : this is your dad ? langston : oh , god , no . and on that note , we 're going to get out of here . good- bye . dorian : honey , where are you going ? langston : we have plans . dorian : yes , but what about our wedding ? langston : oh , god , that 's still happening ? david : of course it is . dorian : absolutely , darling , and i want you to be my maid of honor . david : i need a best man . blair : i 'm going to need somebody to stand with me , too . i 'd better call starr . [ scene_break ] starr : okay , bye , hope ! thank you so much , grandma ! [ starr sighs ] starr : look , my family 's going to be in there , so i do n't need your protection anymore . brody : sorry , i 've got my orders . but my replacement just came in . starr : and he 's someone that i do n't even know . brody : well , he 's going to be stationed outside . he 's not going to cramp your style , but you 'd better check in with him before you leave . starr : you know , if you 're this protective with your kid , you 're going to be a great father . hmm . [ door opens and closes ] david : i wonder who will have the honor of being my best man . blair : that depends on how much you shell out , i 'm sure . starr : wow , so it 's true what i read on myface ? blair : there you are . i was just getting ready to call you . how does a double wedding sound to you ? starr : it sounds great ! congratulations ! blair : thank you , gorgeous . starr : i 'm so excited for you . and welcome to the family . eli : thank you , starr . dorian : yes , it is all very wonderful , but we have n't got much time , so everybody start getting ready . starr : oh , yeah , i do n't even have anything to wear . i 'll go and get -- [ gasps ] whoa , what -- what 's going on ? david : oh , allow me to make the introduction . starr , this young man is -- starr : no , i know who he -- who he is . i just want to know what he 's doing here . are you here to see me or something ? james : not exactly . i came to take langston on our date . starr : well , your timing could n't be any worse because as you can see , our family is really busy right now , so your date 'll just have to be postponed . david : nonsense . langston needs a new man . he 's clearly bucking for the job . i said `` bucking . `` you can take him to the wedding . [ scene_break ] kelly 's voice : you could really be getting yourself worked up over something that really is n't anything . you 're not going to know for sure until you know whose baby you 're carrying . jessica : uh , yes , hello . sorry , um ... i have an appointment with dr. wright , and there 's something i need to know . how soon into a pregnancy can a paternity test be performed ? [ scene_break ] ford : first , i need a guarantee that i 'll be protected . and immunity . john : no harm will come to you if you cooperate . ford : yeah -- you 'll forgive me if i need a little more than that . john : i personally guarantee your safety . as for immunity , well , it all depends on what you can give in return . ford : i can give you eli clarke , and i can exonerate hannah o'connor . [ scene_break ] [ cole sighs ] [ scene_break ] starr : okay , well , wait a second . okay , i -- do n't you think we 're just getting caught up in the moment ? david : what are you talking about ? it 's going to be the double wedding of the decade . starr : well , i just still think that james should n't come . david : why not ? starr : because he 's practically a stranger and this is going to be a family thing . an intimate family thing . dorian : well , not all that intimate . starr : oh , come on . there 's going to be a bunch of people there that he does n't know and they 're all going to be getting tipsy . blair : oh , come on , that happened once one wedding . come on . starr : well , and they 're going to be cutting in jokes . david : nothing wrong with a little family history . starr : plus , it 'll be all , you know , sentimental . james : i love sentimental . see ? langston : what is that ? james : it 's the bullet i got shot with . i keep it close to my heart . starr : huh . david : i definitely want to hear the rest of this story . i got to go fetch my pa . he 's going to be my best man . james : and i will definitely tell it to you at the wedding -- in between dances . what time should i be ready ? dorian : get ready as soon as possible , because , speaking for blair and eli , and david now absent , we have waited long enough for this day . eli : could n't agree more . blair : mmm . [ scene_break ] ford : hannah o'connor did not attack me . eli clarke did . john : why did you tell me it was hannah ? ford : because eli contacted me after i woke up in the hospital . he said he 'd let me be if i accused hannah , instead . john : and you believed him ? ford : but what choice did i have ? i was n't exactly in a position to object . i did what he said . john : why did eli attack you in the first place ? ford : because ... i was blackmailing him . john : with what ? ford : i found out he used to go by another name ... bennett thompson . [ john sighs ] [ scene_break ] kelly : hey , i got your text . is it done ? natalie : well , i came over as soon as the computer finished the facial reconstruction . it 's only one page of the file , but i really think this is what you 're looking for . kelly : whoa . jackpot .
john assigns brody to guard cole so cole charges down to the station and demands to know if it has something to do with hannah . john reveals that hannah may not be guilty . john holds ford at the station and suggests that eli clarke is really the person who hit ford over the head . ford says he can tell john everything he needs to know but only in return for protection and immunity . ford tells john that eli hit him and told him that he would leave him alone if he blamed hannah instead . john wonders why eli hit him in the first place . ford reveals that he was blackmailing eli because he had information about his prior identity as bennett thompson . natalie reports to rex that the shredded paper they are putting back together contains a photograph . later , she goes to rex 's apartment with the partial computer reconstruction of bennett thompson 's booking photo .
starr : what are you doing here ? todd : ca n't a dad just kind of pop in to see his little girl ? [ scene_break ] brody : come on , little man . you ought to be wiped . i 've tried everything . why are you still awake ? huh ? you as worried as i am ? do n't be . i 'll make sure todd does n't tell anyone i 'm not your dad . natalie : brody ? [ scene_break ] shane : what the hell are you doing here ? cristian : what 's wrong ? rex : the spotted pony 's a club in anchorage . cristian : alaska ? rex : no . kentucky . why is this club so important to gigi . why was it so important ? i got ta get there , but there 's no flights till tomorrow . cristian : i know how you can get there in a few hours . [ scene_break ] cutter : meet me at capricorn now . i do n't care . this is an emergency . [ scene_break ] blair : mmm . tomás : surprised ? blair : it was n't exactly where my head was . tomás : i know . you want a littlie warning ? it 's gon na happen again . [ scene_break ] téa : did irene tell you who you are ? victor : yes . téa : well ? victor : well , she said -- dani : mom ? dad ? hey . what 's going on ? téa : that 's what we 're about to find out . dani : you mean you know ? we know who 's who ? [ scene_break ] starr : saying you 're my dad does n't make it true . todd : i 'm not just saying it . and it really is true . it 's a proven fact . i am your father . i 'm todd manning . [ scene_break ] cutter : what took you so long ? rama : i was in the middle of a romantic dinner with my husband . why are you bothering me ? cutter : oh , you know . rama : no . i assure you , i have no idea . cutter : you sold me out . rama : nobody wants to buy you , cutter . how could i sell you out ? cutter : you told rex balsom . [ scene_break ] rex : you know ? remember and write yourself a note , jar of change in my .. hey jet ready . tonight . yeah . right away . i have to go to anchorage . no , not alaska . kentucky . [ scene_break ] jack : no , wait , wait ! shane : what ? jack : just give me two minutes . shane : what do you want ? jack : school 's starting in a few weeks . shane : so ? jack : are you coming back to llanview high ? shane : what , are you that desperate to get -- jack : no , that 's not what i meant . shane : that 's not what you do ? jack , that 's all you do . jack : no , not anymore . i just want to let you know , if you come back to school , no one 's gon na bother you anymore . [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , my goodness ! what are you doing up so late ? brody : he was missing his favorite redhead . natalie : aw ! i 'm so sorry , baby . brody : well , so was i . natalie : oh , i 'm so sorry . i totally forgot i was supposed to meet you here . brody : that 's ok . were you at the station ? natalie : no . actually , i had a meeting with delphina . brody : that wack job . natalie : the psychic . brody : like i said . natalie : actually , she was a big help . brody : yeah ? how ? natalie : with rex . he 's been having a really hard time . brody : i 'll bet . natalie : yeah , and it turns out she actually had information for me . yeah ! brody : what about ? natalie : about marty and what happened before she pushed me off the roof . brody : you asked delphina about that ? natalie : well , we were talking about gigi and the tape that she had and how i believe that whatever was on there will tell me why marty and i were fighting . brody : but the tape was blank . natalie : i was hoping delphina could sense what used to be on it . is n't that right ? brody : so ? natalie : so , she did . she gave me my first clue . yeah , yeah ... [ scene_break ] tomás : good ? blair : very . tomás : on a scale of 1 to 3 ? blair : 1 to 3 ? tomás : yeah . compared to your two possible ex - husbands you were kissing . blair : oh ! i thought i explained that . tomás : yeah , you did . i heard it was all a test to determine who was the real todd . but you 're still kissing other guys trying to provoke a reaction . blair : are you jealous ? tomás : should i be ? [ scene_break ] starr : if you 're my father , then who -- todd : victor is my twin brother . and as such , he 's your uncle . i know , i know . it 's probably a lot for you to deal with . and i ... we could call aunt viki . she 's better than i am at some uncomfortable ... i wanted you to be the first to know . i ... shorty , it 's me . i 'm me . i 'm just ... you can kick me in the shins if you want . i 'll probably be -- it 's fair . it 's been a really long time , and ... there 's proof . starr : i do n't need proof . it 's you , dad . you 're home . todd : yeah , i 'm home . [ starr sniffles ] [ scene_break ] dani : why are there two of you ? téa : were the dna tests rigged ? hello ? victor : dna tests ? no . no , they were n't . it turns out that starr was right . this guy and i are brothers . téa : wait . so you have a twin ? victor : yeah , a twin brother , an identical twin brother . only , we were identical when we were born . and the story goes that irene took one of us and gave us away and then kept the other one , and one of us is named todd . one of us is named todd , and the other one was named victor . dani : why did she ... why did n't she keep both of you ? victor : that 's a good question . she said something about how she could n't afford it . not sure . téa : so there 's , um ... there 's a todd . victor : yes . téa : and there 's a victor . victor : right . yeah . here 's the thing . irene brainwashed victor into believing he was todd . dani : that 's sick . victor : well , it 's tough , you know , because you ca n't really hate victor for that , right ? dani : so , why would she do that ? téa : it does n't matter , mija . so there 's todd and there 's victor . who are you ? [ scene_break ] brody : what kind of a clue did delphina give you ? natalie : well , i already told you that she knew that marty and i were fighting about liam . brody : but that 's just logical . marty thought liam was hers . she 's crazy . natalie : there 's more to it than that . brody : yeah , according to the lady who hears voices . natalie : ok , i felt that there was more to it than that , and delphina confirmed it . brody : how ? natalie : she said that whatever was on the tape would change people 's lives . brody : that 's the big clue ? of course , she 's gon na say that . you tell her you think the tape 's important , she 's gon na confirm it . and she can say anything she wants about it , because the tape is blank . nobody can prove her wrong . natalie : ok , have you always been this skeptical ? brody : comes with the job . and you should be , too . natalie : brody , delphina knew that that tape was from marty 's therapy session . i did n't tell her that because i did n't even know that 's what it was . and she knew that people heard what was on the tape before it was erased . brody : did she say why ? natalie : well , gigi , for one . [ scene_break ] rex : how soon can you be fueled and ready ? ok , yeah . cash ? $ 5,000 ? great . ok , thank you . see ya . thank you . cristian : what for ? rex : for reminding me i 'm rich . cristian : i just hope i did n't make a mistake . rex : what do you mean ? cristian : i heard you and david before . this whole spotted pony stuff is about gigi , is n't it ? rex : yeah , it 's a lead . cristian : you know , rex , what you -- i get why you want it to be gigi , but ... rex : it could n't be . i know . i still have to go . cristian : just seems like you 're chasing a ghost . [ scene_break ] rama : i did n't tell rex balsom anything . i do n't even know the guy . cutter : then who did ? rama : i do n't know . how do you know someone did ? cutter : someone had to tell him something . he 's on his way to the spotted pony . rama : not everything 's about you , cutter . maybe he has his own reasons to go to the spotted pony . cutter : maybe he does , but look at him . he 's on some mission . if he gets down there and starts asking questions ... rama : it 's gon na be very bad . [ scene_break ] rex : look , i get that you 're worried , but i promise you , i 'm sane . cristian : i was n't trying to give you a hard time . rex : i know . i appreciate it , really . this is just something i have to do . cristian : then good luck , man . [ scene_break ] shane : nobody 's gon na bother me at school ? jack : yeah . shane : right . how stupid do you think i am ? jack : seriously . everyone 's gon na leave you alone . shane : why ? jack : because it 's over . shane : what is ? jack : everything . like i said , no one 's gon na bother you anymore . shane : yeah ? how can you be sure ? jack : i 'll tell them to leave you alone . shane : and they 'll listen to you , right ? jack : yeah . shane : right . 'cause you 're the leader . except the one night when my mom got locked up and left to die . that was all brad . you had nothing to do with it . did you ? huh ? did you ? [ scene_break ] blair : you know how complicated things are right now . tomás : not really . blair : what are you talking about ? there are two guys walking around saying that they 're todd manning , father of my children , man i used to be married to . tomás : more than once . who you say you 're over and done with . blair : i am over todd . tomás : it should n't matter which one of them actually turns out to be todd . [ scene_break ] [ starr sniffles ] todd : you 're crying . look at you . starr : i 'm not crying ... todd : you are . i can see it . starr : fine . you caught me . i 'm a big ... i 'm a big crybaby now . ca n't believe that you 're here . todd : we have n't spent much time in the last 8 years ... starr : i ... why would he do that to me ? todd : he did n't really know , not exactly . somebody brainwashed him and put him in my place . i know . it 's a really long and really screwed up story , but it turns out that addie is actually the sane grandmother in our family , because -- starr : so is ... todd : irene manning is alive , and she spilled her guts . and john mcbain has her in custody . starr : where is , um ... todd : victor . his name is victor . and he 's not taking it so well . [ scene_break ] victor : i do n't like the way you 're looking at me right now . téa : come here . we just want to know , all right ? victor : i love you guys so much . dani : you 're not him . are you ? you 're not my dad . téa : daniella -- dani : you 're not my dad ! after everything we 've been through , you 're not my -- victor : wait a minute , dani ! i am ! i am your father ! téa : what ? what ? victor : that 's what i was trying to say . i 'm todd . ha ha ha ! i 'm your father . i 'm your husband . the other guy 's nobody . i 'm todd manning . [ scene_break ] brody : is liam asleep ? natalie : finally . brody you should turn in , too . natalie : i am too wired trying to figure out how i 'm gon na get the information that was on that tape . brody : you said gigi knew , for one . natalie : yeah . brody : so , who else ? natalie : ha ! i thought you did n't believe in psychics . brody : i do n't , but sounds like you do , so tell me . natalie : you do n't want to know . brody : no , really . i 'm curious . natalie : delphina said that my uncle todd knows the truth . brody : todd . natalie : which makes sense . marty was hiding on his property before she escaped . brody : manning said he never saw her . natalie : does anyone actually believe that . he must have seen her . he was at the airstrip from where she took off . brody : but that 's not when we found the tape . it was n't at todd 's . marty did n't have it . natalie : ok , so , i do n't know . maybe marty told him what was on the tape . she had to have known . it was her therapy session . brody : if delphina 's right about that . natalie : one way to find out . brody : what are you doing ? natalie : calling my uncle todd . brody : you ca n't do that . natalie : why not ? [ scene_break ] shane : what 's the deal , manning ? everyone follows you except for the one time when it really counts ? the big plan to get shane , then you 're nowhere in sight ? jack : look , no one knew your mom was gon na show up at the house , and no one knew about the carbon monoxide . ok ? shane : no one knew , or you did n't ? jack : i was just trying to -- shane : trying to what ? jack : look , no one -- rex : what 's going on ? what are you doing here ? shane : jack was just getting to that . [ scene_break ] rama : sit down . stay calm . and let 's just think , all right ? as you say , rex balsom is on his way to the spotted pony . but from what we know , it has nothing to do with you . cutter : yeah , but he 's still a p.i . , and he knows how to ask questions and he knows a loose end when he sees one . so if he uncovers anything ... rama : it happened years ago . do you think anyone at the spotted pony even remembers what happened ? cutter : i remember . so if anyone 's still there -- cristian : you guys need drinks ? everything ok ? [ scene_break ] blair : i may be over todd , but he 's still the father of my children , so , yes , it matters which one is the real todd , because he 's always gon na be in my life now . you are a parent . thought you 'd understand that . tomás : yeah , i get it . blair : ok . tomás : you need answers . so do i. i just want this all to be over . i do n't want to think about the agency or any of those years . i do n't want to look back anymore . blair , you 're the first person who 's made me believe i could have a normal , real life . and you are everything that i have ever wanted . i just want to look forward , and when i look there , i want to see you . [ scene_break ] starr : so after they gave all of your memories to victor , you were what , asleep ? todd : not really . i was ... i was in limbo . starr : for 8 years ? how did you not go crazy yourself ? todd : the only thing that kept me halfway sane was you . and jack and your aunt viki and your mom . i just kept telling myself that there were people in this world that i loved . starr : hey ! what are you doing out of bed ? what are you doing , you crazy girl ? todd : guess that 's ... starr : this is , um ... this is hope . this is your granddaughter . [ scene_break ] dani : thank god ! téa : yeah , what she said . victor : that would have been bad , huh ? dani : bad ? bad ? if everything turned out to be a lie , if you were n't my father , i do n't know what i would have done . victor : i do n't know either , but it 's ok . it 's ok . this is the way it 's supposed to be . téa : todd ? victor : hmm ? that 's me . téa : thank god . victor : let 's celebrate . téa : celebrate ? victor : yes , absolutely ! i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm todd . i 'm -- i 'm the love of your life . i 'm the guy who writes the checks around here . come on ! i 'm the guy -- hear this . dani : what ? victor : i 'm the guy who can just like that -- book extended beach vacations . dani : for real ? victor : you bet . dani : do n't -- victor : do n't you like the beach ? dani : yeah . victor : did you grow up there ? dani : yeah . victor : huh ? come on ! let 's do it . i 'm taking the family to hawaii . what do you say ? téa : how soon do we leave ? victor : oh , tonight . [ scene_break ] brody : you want to call todd manning and ask him about something a psychic told you ? natalie : why are you so down on delphina ? she 's helped the department before . brody : it 's not just that . why would todd tell you the truth . he says he saw her and -- natalie : right . he was harboring a fugitive . brody : his story is he never saw marty . he never had contact with her . why would he admit to lying to us ? natalie : you 're right , you 're right . he would n't . which means i have to figure out another way to try to find out what todd knows . brody : i do n't think now is the time to get into it with him . we still do n't know which one of those guys is really todd . natalie : maybe delphina does . brody : actually , we brought somebody back from louisiana who should be able to clear it up . natalie : yeah , i saw john earlier . brody : they 're probably still figuring it out . natalie : ok , you 're right . i 'm gon na have to wait to talk to todd . brody : does it really matter . compared to what 's going on with the two todds ? natalie : i know , but delphina said it was really important . brody : look , you 're back . liam 's safe . marty 's gone . what 's more important than that ? natalie : i do n't know . but that 's why i have to find out . brody : or you could let it go . natalie , i hate to see you get so obsessed about this thing for sure . and in the end , it wo n't matter . i want to focus on our son , on us . what 's more important than that ? [ scene_break ] tomás : i know i was n't completely up front with you , but i thought we got past that before this latest todd showed up . i felt like we had something . is it just me ? blair : no . it was me , too . but that was before -- tomás : before the man with your ex - husband 's face kissed you . [ scene_break ] shane : jack has something to say . rex : there 's only one thing i want to hear from you . is that why you 're here ? get out of here . jack : i meant what i said before . rex : i can not believe that little punk showed his face here . you do n't have to talk to that kid , shane , ever . shane : i know . rex : what did he want ? shane : he was trying to be all nice , saying that if i go back to school that he 'd have my back , nobody would bother me . rex : nobody is ever gon na bother you again , but not because of that little kid . you and i will make it happen , ok ? us . you ca n't believe a word he says . shane : i know . rex : he 's a sociopath , like his dad . [ scene_break ] jack : yeah . victor : jack , it 's dad . [ scene_break ] todd : hi . she does look like you . starr : you think so ? todd : oh , yeah , even more so than the picture that you showed me . when you were this age , you were just kind of ... you were calm like this , you know ? just kind of studying everything . more like waiting to make your move . starr : i do n't know if she 's into that yet . todd : she like reptiles ? starr : no . not yet . but her favorite toy is a stuffed frog . todd : smart girl . you ... you mind ? here ? starr : sure . go ahead . go ahead , sweetie . todd : hi . what 's up , peanut ? starr : peanut ? todd : are you kidding ? look at her . all she needs is a top hat and a cane and a monocle . starr : yeah , i 'll get on that . todd : we can call her shorty . starr : i do n't think so . todd : one shorty . only one shorty . starr : yeah . and there 'll be only one peanut . [ scene_break ] blair : do n't you put words in my mouth . tomás : what were you gon na say ? blair : that was before i found out you were a paid assassin . tomás : an agent of our government . blair : who killed people for a living and lied to everybody he knew about it . tomás : blair , that 's over . i can apologize every day of my life for my past . all i can swear to you now is that it 's over , forever . blair : how many times have you said that , tomás , hmm ? how many times have i said that ? tomás : what are you worried about here ? blair , i promise you that if we 're together , i will never hurt you . i would never betray you , and i 'll never let you go . now what are you thinking ? blair : i 'm ... i 'm thinking that i have so much on my plate right now that i just ... need to go home and check on my kids . [ scene_break ] rama : everything 's fine . cristian : you sure ? cutter : the lady just said . cristian : jessica thought she was fine with you , too , right up until you stole everything her father had . cutter : yeah , yeah , yeah , and had her committed for psychiatric treatment , which is what he wanted and what she needed . cristian : save it . if you need anything , just let me know . rama : you 've made a lot of enemies in llanview . cutter : whatever i 've done here is child 's play compared to what i did at the spotted pony . [ scene_break ] rex : forget jack . how was dinner ? shane : grandma tried to make lasagna , but it was n't like mom 's . rex : nobody does lasagna like your mom . shane : that 's what i said , but grandma really wanted to try . rex : if that kind of stuff bothers you , i ... you can tell her . i can tell her . shane : no , it 's ok . for a second there , it was like mom was in the kitchen with us . rex : it was ? shane : yeah , the smell of the tomato sauce and everything , it reminded me of her . rex : sounds nice . i have a question for you . do you think that you and echo will be ok here alone for a while ? shane : sure , i guess . rex : i got ta go out of town on some business . shane : what kind of business ? going after jack and his dad ? rex : do n't worry . i will make sure those two get payback , but this is something else , something maybe even better . shane : yeah ? what is it ? rex : i 'll let you know when i know . i 'll be back really soon . sure you 're gon na be ok here ? shane : yeah . i have 10 panels to finish of my new comic book . rex : i ca n't wait to see it . shane : when you get back . rex : with any luck , i 'll have something for you , too . [ scene_break ] natalie : i wish i could focus on something else . brody : i 'll grab a paper . let 's go online . we 're supposed to be looking for a place to live , right ? natalie : we are . brody : so the sooner we find a place , the sooner we can be together all the time , the sooner i can paint liam 's new nursery or build a fort in the backyard -- natalie : whoa ! build a fort ? do n't you want to wait till maybe liam could walk ? brody : you 've seen the boy crawl . he 's fast on all fours . he can crawl over anything . natalie : that 's true . he is kind of like a baby tank . brody : he 's never too young to learn good tactical maneuvers . natalie : we 're gon na have the best home movies . brody : let 's find a home . our home . soon . natalie : we will . [ scene_break ] todd : this is the evil witch , aunt dorian . tried to ruin your life yet ? starr : no , not yet . but a french ballerina doll showed up a few weeks ago . todd : why french ? starr : because she 's dorian . hope put the tutu on mr. froggy and then threw the doll into the pool to wrestle with sam 's rubber alligator . todd : yeah . i 'll bet you did . can we all go to the zoo tomorrow ? or we could just get chinese and hang out at the penthouse ? you do n't want chinese . we can get whatever you want . oh , the penthouse , right . 'cause ... i do n't know if i have any of the ... or when ... [ cell phone rings ] starr : right . hi . victor : where are you ? starr : at home . victor : well , get over here right now . there 's something i need to tell you . starr : i 'll be right there . todd : is that victor ? starr : i have to go see him now . todd : why ? starr : he 's my father . he was . i thought that he was for 8 years . and if he wants to tell me the truth in person , then i owe him that much . come on , sweetie . let 's get you back to your bed . todd : she 's not tired . look at her . she 's wide awake . starr : oh , but it 's late . todd : it 's not that late . i mean ... i could put her to bed . i could do that . starr : really ? todd : yeah . starr : well , her bedroom is the first one on the left at the top of the stairs , the yellow room . these are all her new favorite toys for this week . there are juice boxes in the fridge if she gets thirsty . todd : if i get thirsty , i can have one , too , right ? starr : maybe . todd : yeah ? rrrr ! starr : she 's afraid of you . todd : why ? it 's just beast . starr : ok . todd : there you go . see ? shorty . i , um ... i missed you . starr : sometimes i ... i did n't even know why , but i missed you , too . [ scene_break ] victor : what are you guys waiting for ? get packed . jack and starr are on their way . dani : there 's no way starr 's already packed . victor : then we 'll go by her place and get her packed . dani : i ca n't believe this . i really ca n't . for once , everything is going to be all right . téa : yeah , it is . dani : can i get a new long board ? téa : you do n't waste any time , do you ? dani : no . téa : get up there . it 's the happiest she 's looked all summer . victor : yeah , you , too . téa : i did n't know . i knew how i wanted it to turn out , but ... victor : it 's ok . téa : i believed -- victor : if you doubted me . téa : i knew you were the man i loved . never had any doubt about that . [ chuckles ] victor : you can go to hell , irene . i 'm todd manning . this is my house . and this is my life . nobody 's gon na take it away from me . [ scene_break ] brody : you want to check the real estate ads now ? natalie : first thing tomorrow . brody : ok . i 'm picking you up early , and we will check out a few places before work . natalie : sounds great . brody : i found some ads for some lofts by the docks . natalie : as long as it 's big enough for you , me , and liam , it will be perfect . brody : you get some sleep . natalie : i will . brody : good night . natalie : good night . brody : stay away from todd . i have to stop this . natalie : manning -- [ ring ] natalie : hey , rex . rex : i figured it out -- what spotted pony means . natalie : delphina 's clue ? rex : yeah , i found it . i need you to come with me . natalie : where ? rex : i 'm leaving town tonight to chase down a lead . i could really use your help . i just need somebody who 's thinking straight and who has my back . the b - jet 's fueled up , ready to go . natalie : i 'm on my way . rex : i 'm coming , gigi . [ scene_break ] cutter : where are you going ? rama : my husband 's waiting for me , cutter . do n't worry . i 'm sure rex balsom will not find out what happened at the spotted pony . just stay calm . cutter : wish i could be so sure . [ scene_break ] cristian : this one 's on me . have n't seen you much lately . tomás : i guess blair told you why before i came in here . cristian : yeah , the whole todd thing . and what you used to do . tomás : were you surprised ? cristian : made sense . your dad would have been proud . he would have understood . tomás : thanks , man . wish he could have known . but right now , more than that , i wish it had never happened because it 's costing me a lot . cristian : listen , blair 's a good woman and a great friend . hope you treat her right . tomás : if she gives me the chance . cristian : oh , she will . i 've known blair a long time . i saw the two of you just now . believe me , she 'll give you a chance . tomás : i hope so . got to tell you , i do n't like the competition . [ scene_break ] todd : you know what a lot of people do n't know about belle is that she would never , ever get into a car with a stranger . ever . `` but , belle , please get in my car because you are so beautiful , and it is a late - model lease , 36 months with techtronic transmission . `` `` no , i have a panic button . and if i push it , my grandpa todd will be here , and he will kill you in 30 seconds . `` `` but , belle , i may be big and scary , but sometimes people are n't what they look like on the outside . `` i want you to remember that . really . it 's super important . [ scene_break ] jack : i knew it ! victor : you did ? jack : you had to be my dad . you just had to be . that other loser , he 's just pathetic . victor : well , he had it rough . jack : like that 's an excuse to pretend to be you ? victor : ah , forget it . we 're on vacation , starting now . téa : ha ha ! starr : do you guys need a place ? dani : what ? no . we have big news . starr : i already know . jack : then cough it up . téa : jack . jack : what ? she was wrong . you owe us an apology . starr : i what ? jack : you were wrong . this is dad . scarface is the fake . starr : what did you tell them ? victor : i told them the truth . it 's all settled . i 'm todd manning . [ scene_break ] todd : belle looked at beast , and even though he was big and hairy and smelly and kind of ugly , she could tell that there was really something deep down really good about him . so she fell in love with him . and that kind of love , hope , that kind of love lasts forever . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't understand . jack : i thought you were the smart one . this is dad . starr : but téa and dani , you were leaving . dani : we 're going on vacation . dad 's taking us to hawaii tonight . téa : we were hoping you and hope would want to come with us . starr : he 's taking you on vacation ? tonight ? téa : we 're gon na celebrate . starr : you ca n't go . you ca n't go . please , téa . he 's been lying .
there is a real dilemma for all of todd 's `` loved - ones `` in determining which of the two todds is the `` real `` one . original todd goes to talk to starr and informs her all of what irene revealed to himself , to current todd and to viki about how he is the real todd and current todd has only been `` programmed `` to be him . although she later leaves when current todd asks her to `` come home `` , she seems to be bonding with original todd and lets him put hope to bed after she leaves . meanwhile , current todd is able to `` reassure `` tea and dani by telling them what irene revealed . we know , however , that she 's revealed that he 's `` victor jr. `` while original todd is the real todd . when starr returns to current todd 's home after hearing the `` truth `` from original todd , she is very alarmed to find out that it appears that current todd has lied to her stepmother , half sister and brother and they are unaware . blair admits that she still has `` mixed feelings `` about whether to move on and reveals she may trust original todd when she overhears him telling the story to hope about his romance with blair when they were young .
[ knock on door ] marcie : who is it ? jen : it 's jen , coming to see my maid of honor . [ marcie giggles ] marcie : oh , jen . [ marcie giggles ] jen : hey , i brought your dress . marcie : oh , great . jen : how many locks do you have on that door ? marcie : three , but , see , somebody tried to , you know -- jen : yeah , they trashed your place , i heard about that . marcie : yeah , well , it was n't just that . they were pushing me around angel square , and i hit my head and then somebody put l.s.d . in my drink at ultra violet . jen : what ? marcie : yeah , al had to take me to the clinic . jen : oh , my god . no wonder you 're being careful . marcie : yeah . i keep on wondering what they 're going to do next . [ scene_break ] deke : so , what 's next ? you going to apologize for making a false arrest ? bo : no , you 're not under arrest , deke . i just asked these officers to bring you down so i could ask you a few questions . deke : i did n't drop acid in anybody 's drink . anything else ? bo : yeah . i want you to get something straight . every cop in this department loves marcie walsh . now , you hurt her , you hurt us . and i think you should give some thought to what that could mean to you . now get out of here . al : hey , hey , bo ! do n't let him go . do n't let deke go , ok ? i have proof , and it 's going to put him away for a very long time . [ scene_break ] kevin : nobody has that much surgery without leaving a trail . nobody . well , then , talk to all the doctors in pennsylvania . try virginia while you 're at it . he has a virginia driver 's license , does n't he ? look , all i 'm asking is to find out what happened to walker laurence . fine . hey , grandpa , how 's it going ? asa : why do you get yourself all worked up about walker laurence ? unless of course , it 's because of that she - devil blair . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , you really should have stayed in the hospital . walker : i 'm fine . blair : no , you 're not , and you know it . walker : i 've got stuff to do . blair : oh , really ? so do i . walker : ah ! blair : sorry . so is there anything else that i can do for you ? walker : maybe i should get hurt more often . [ scene_break ] dorian : david vickers . david : hello , dorian . dorian : oh , my goodness ! you have no idea i was so -- i mean , this man had me terrified . david : did he ? dorian : yes . i thought he was one of mitch laurence 's psychotic followers . david : mitch is dead , is n't he ? dorian : oh , well , thank heaven , yes . but i mean , this is -- this is just too much ! i mean , you know , we 're old friends . vous et mi . friends . we were once married . david : yes , well , it was a large club . dorian : but you were always one of my favorites . now would you mind undoing my handcuffs , please ? david : dorian , jacques was in prison with me in morocco -- the prison where todd manning had me thrown into , and my only chance to get out was for -- well , that 's water under the guillotine , is n't it ? dorian : david , about that misunderstanding about your trial -- david : oh , yes , we 're going to get to that in a minute . but right now , we have more pressing matters to attend to . you see , unlike me , jacques was n't thrown into prison by todd because he wanted him out of the way . dorian : oh . david : jacques was thrown into prison for murder . murders , in fact . and i helped him escape when i had to escape because someone who was supposed to bribe a judge did n't . then you -- i 'm sorry . i told you we would talk about that later . dorian : uh - huh . david : jacques is extremely indebted to me . is n't that right , jacques ? as a matter of fact , he would do absolutely anything i ask . dorian : but , david , surely you would never ask him to harm me . david : well , let 's try to think about it this way -- you 've already annoyed jacques . and if i get annoyed -- well , he seems to be very unhappy when i 'm upset . [ scene_break ] flash : is it love that keeps me here ? someday find it all is it love that keeps me here ? is it love that keeps me here ? flash : ahem . so -- so what do you think ? riley : what i always think -- you rock . flash : all right , but i still think we need to work on the bridge , maybe take it down a third . riley : all right . flash : i 'm going to hit the diner . do you want a soda ? riley : yeah . any kind 's fine . flash : all right . i will be right back . riley : dad ? what are you doing here ? daniel : i just got off the phone with your mother . why have n't you enrolled for the fall semester , riley ? you promised me you 'd finish college . riley : i said that i would think about it and i did , and i do n't want to go back . daniel : what , you think it 's cool to bum around for your entire life ? riley : look , i 'm starting to make money off my music now , ok ? daniel : oh , right , right , right , right . i forgot , you 're a regular elton john . next thing you know , you 'll be sacking away billions of dollars from the music yourself . riley : maybe you think life 's all about money , but i do n't ! daniel : obviously . look at where you hang out ! son , if you want to enroll in a music school , i 'm sure i -- riley : i 've got a band . i 've got friends here . this is where i need to be , ok ? daniel : why ? why ? because this is where the drugs are ? you o.d . 'd here for god 's sakes , riley . do n't tell me it 's going to happen again ! how long before the cops come in and tell me you 're dead somewhere -- flash : shut up and leave riley alone . [ scene_break ] blair : there you go . walker : you do n't have to keep thanking me , you know . blair : oh , really ? so there 's a limited amount of time that a woman can thank a man for saving her daughter 's life ? walker : yeah , about a hundred times will do . [ phone rings ] blair : i 'll get that . blair : walker laurence residence . may i ask who 's calling ? oh , yes , dr. higgins . it 's dr. higgins from the hospital . walker : hello , doctor , what 's up ? what ? no , you did n't . hell , no , you did n't ! no , i told you , no one gets any information about me , you understand ? no one ! blair : walker ! what information ? what 's going on ? walker : your pal kevin buchanan 's got a p.i . digging into my life . blair : why ? walker : he wants to get you away from me . [ scene_break ] kevin : i told you i do n't trust walker laurence . that 's why i 'm having him investigated . asa : blair is not involved ? kevin : with walker ? maybe . with me ? no . asa : all right . you listen to me , boy . stay away from blair . stay away from women , period . you want to be lieutenant governor ? keep it zipped . kevin : i see , grandpa . there is nothing going on with blair and me . i told you that . asa : oh , please . do n't give me that . she 's playing hard to get , is n't she ? that makes you want her even more . oh , kevin . i put an awful lot on the line for you . kevin : i know you have , and i appreciate it . asa : we 're coming close to what we want . keep your eye on the horizon . renee : is n't kevin joining us ? asa : oh , yeah , i guess , but i wanted to talk about us first . renee : oh ? asa : there are going to be a lot of changes in my life , rene . i 'm going to , you know , take a few steps back , start passing things off , you know , doing less with buchanan enterprises . there 's another thing . i have been thinking . why do n't we make this legal ? why do n't we set a date ? [ scene_break ] dorian : merci , jacques . j'adore l'espresso . david : stop flexing your rrench , dorian . his role model 's jack the ripper . dorian : david , about what happened to me in paris -- david : you mean double - crossing the infamous count valmont so you could run off with mitch laurence ? [ david laughs ] david : not a very smooth move , dorian . i hear he 's very angry and he can be quite dangerous . dorian : i know that . david : so you do n't want him to find out where you are , do you ? dorian : frankly , no . david : so , here 's the deal -- while i 've been chained to a prison wall , you 've been playing the merry widow . now it 's my turn . i want the badhra diamond . dorian : i saw walker laurence give it to jacques . david : that was a fake . dorian : i swear i did n't know that at the -- i did n't know it until jacques told me . david : stop your stories , stick to the point , and get me the real badhra . dorian : how 's that fair ? what , you 're going to protect me from count valmont , and in exchange , i give you the badhra diamond , which is worth , what , millions of dollars ? david : its badhra , dorian . why do you say it like it 's something out of the arabian knights ? it 's just `` badhra . `` dorian : all right , badhra . nonetheless , the diamond is worth millions . david : that 's right . that 's exactly why you 're going to get it for me . is n't that right ? [ jacques cocks gun ] [ dorian whimpers ] [ scene_break ] marcie : jen , this is gorgeous . jen : i know . i loved it from the minute i saw it . but wait , there 's more . marcie : more ? jen : ca n't go to a wedding with a bare neckline , now , can we ? [ marcie gasps ] marcie : oh , jen , this is gorgeous . it 's -- it 's too -- it 's too much . jen : just imagine how good it 's going to look on you . marcie : oh , thank you . jen , i am so excited about tomorrow . you and joe -- you 're going to be the happiest couple in the whole wide world . jen : you know wt ? we are . i just wish -- marcie : what ? jen : well , i just -- i want this to work so bad , marcie . i want to be the person joe believes in . marcie : well , then be that person , jen . jen : it 's just , everything i 've done -- you know , all that stuff with cristian and then all the lies i told and then marrying rex just to spite joe . it 's -- i have to prove that i 'm past all that , you know ? marcie : you will . you will . because you 've finally found the man you are meant to love . jen : and so have you . marcie : you think so ? jen : hello ! marcie : well , i need to know , jen . you need to be honest with me , all right ? because , you know , you 've got way more experience than i have , and -- i mean , how do you tell when it 's real ? sometimes , it 's just hard to believe that al really loves me . jen : are you kidding me ? al 's crazy about you . do you see the way he looks at you ? al holden adores you . [ scene_break ] al : so there 's your proof . not only did deke send the threatening emails to marcie , he did all that other stuff . and when you search his room , you are going to find all kinds of evidence . he probably threw that cannonball . he probably has that acid in his room right now that he dropped in marcie 's drink . bo : al -- al , al , slow down . whoa , whoa . how did you come by this information ? al : that 's the beauty of it . i got into his room , i hacked into his computer , and there it was in black and white . deke : what 'd you say about my computer ? whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa -- were you two in the cat house ? bo : no -- al , what you did was not legal . see , we do n't obtain evidence like that . al : i know -- i know , i know , ? ? but now , see , look , you can get a search warrant , you can go in his room , and you can go through his stuff . bo : no , no , no , i ca n't ! it 's called the fruit from the poison tree . any evidence obtained in that matter is tainted . it can not be used in a court . forget it , ok ? you blew it ! why did n't you just come to see me in the first place ? al : i 'm sorry , i did n't -- i just did n't think . ron : once we got into the computer , we did n't search the room , sir . now , could n't you get a warrant so that we can go and check this -- bo : no , no , i ca n't , no . deke : oh this is great . this -- this is just great . i want these two clowns arrested . bo : yeah , well , you put a lid on it , deke . deke : look , i 'm not the criminal here , he is . him and that -- that fat little -- al : hey , you shut your mouth ! deke : what , what ? [ scene_break ] daniel : how dare you yell at me , young lady . i 'm riley 's father , and -- flash : you have no right to treat riley like that . i do n't care who you are . and for your information , riley will never do drugs again . daniel : oh . oh , and you know this how ? flash : because i was there . and i 've been with him ever since . and you know what ? i do n't recall seeing you at the e.r . i mean , why was that ? daniel : i was n't informed of that until later . riley : hey , back off , dad . daniel : what is the matter with you ? this girl 's nothing but common street trash . you 're way above -- riley : hey ! she is with me . and when i say `` back off , `` i mean it ! daniel : fine . does she have a name ? flash : the name 's flash . riley : and before you even say hello , apologize . flash : you know what ? forget it . i forgot , i have this family dinner thing to go to , so it 's -- daniel : ah , family dinner . i 'd love to meet your family -- riley : dad , i 'm warning you . daniel : fine . flash : hey . you ok ? riley : i 'm cool . flash : ok . daniel : son , if we could just start from the beginning , maybe we could -- riley : we are done , dad . get out . go get drunk or something . daniel : riley -- [ scene_break ] renee : so , your grandpa wants to live life for a change . you know , kind of kick back and enjoy life like a man `` ought'er . `` kevin : well , i 'll drink to that . asa : and i 'm -- i 'll drink to that , too . but i 'm sick and tired of chasing the almighty dollar . and besides , i 've got a grandson who 's ready to step up and take charge . and if he plays his cards right , who knows where he 'll wind up ? kevin : who knows ? [ scene_break ] blair : hmm . well , i think you 're going to have to use your cell phone from now on . i still do n't understand why you think that kevin would have you investigated , walker . walker : you remember that woman at the palace earlier ? i saw you checking out the competition , blair . blair : oh , her ? she was the private investigator ? walker : yeah . i nailed her early on . blair : oh , you nailed her . that 's -- that 's special . maybe it 's business . maybe kevin , you know -- you did keep him from buying `` the sun . `` walker : he wants me out of the way so he can have a clear shot at you . blair : whatever you think is going on between kevin and me , you might as well think again . walker : one of these days , you 're going to have to stop lying to yourself , blair . blair : so you think i 'm lying ? really ? well , why do n't i prove to you that i 'm not ? walker : oh -- blair : what ? walker : you think a little kissy face is going to make me change my mind ? something wrong ? blair : no , you just remind me of someone i would really like to forget . walker : who ? blair : todd . [ scene_break ] david : this walker laurence -- what 's his game ? dorian : oh , i can tell you , he 's smooth . he made such a big show of handing over all of mitch 's assets to me , but he held a few things back . david : like the badhra diamond . dorian : yes , and a lot more , i bet . david : when was the last time you saw the stone ? dorian : ooh , i -- i -- i do n't know , really . it 's hard -- you know , walker can be so mysterious . david : stop , just -- would you like me to have jacques ask the questions ? dorian : no . yes , i know where the diamond is . [ scene_break ] walker : you always get like this when you remember todd ? blair : no , look , i already told you , todd was -- he was just always kind of -- i do n't know , just uncomfortable every time i would be sexual . and -- i think -- walker : you think what ? blair : all right . the other day when you kissed me in the cabana , it was weird for me . really weird , because for some reason , you just kind of seemed toddish or something . and -- i do n't know . i just think that maybe you could be the one that hired the private eye , that 's what . walker : oh . blair : yeah . walker : and why would i do that ? blair : to learn as much as you can about todd and then act like him . walker : whoa , whoa -- hey , now . blair : what ? walker : assuming that were even possible , why would i blow my chance with you by acting like that jerk ? blair : ok . you 're right , never mind . never mind . walker : and as far as the sexuality -- it seems ok from where i stand . unless , of course , you 're trying to prove something to me about kevin buchanan . [ doorbell rings ] blair : i 'll get it . blair : r.j. gannon . what are you doing here ? r.j. : walker should be expecting me . walker : come on in , r.j . r.j. : ah . blair : come in . but walker hurt his arm . he 's recovering . walker : no , that 's ok , blair . mr. gannon and i have some business to take care of . blair : business ? with mr. gannon ? r.j. : real estate . blair : oh . walker : yeah , real estate . blair : real estate ? walker : uh , yeah . but i think it 's going to take a while , so thanks for everything . see you later . blair : ok . do n't you overdo it . walker : no , i wo n't . blair : and it 's always good to see you , r.j . r.j. : you , too . blair : mm - hmm . walker : bye . walker : what 's up ? r.j. : voila . the new and improved badhra . [ scene_break ] marcie : wow , i 've never had anything this gorgeous . you 're such an amazing friend . jen : no , you . i mean , come on , after everything and -- i really almost blew it for good when i married rex , did n't i ? marcie : you were confused . jen : well , you stuck by me . thank you . i would n't want anyone else to be my maid of honor . marcie : thanks . jen : so , what do you want to do with your hair ? you want to try something new ? marcie : oh , yeah -- i do n't know , maybe . jen : maybe wear it up , you know ? you have such a pretty face . marcie : - -- yeah , maybe . so , you know , i 'm surprised that you 're not someplace with joe tonight . you know , someplace really romantic . jen : he 's on a retreat . marcie : a retreat ? jen : yeah , i guess it 's sort of like a bachelor party for ministers . marcie : oh . jen : even if he were here , i would n't want to be with him because i want our wedding night just to be , you know , special , perfect , just like the first time . marcie : i want my first time to be special , too . jen : wait , you and al have n't -- but that one time i came over and you two were in the bed -- marcie : that was just , you know -- i was helping him through a really hard time . jen : oh , so , when ? marcie : i do n't know , jen . i really want to . i just -- i just do n't want to disappoint him . jen : oh , no , you wo n't . come on . marcie : you know , al 's had a lot of experience . you know ? see , the only compliment i ever get about my looks is that i have a pretty face or pretty eyes . and what that means is that people just do n't want to even think about my body . jen : no , no , marcie , that 's not what that means . marcie : i 'm afraid . jen : of what ? marcie : i 'm afraid to be naked in front of somebody . jen : even somebody you love ? marcie : especially somebody i love . [ scene_break ] ron : al , take it easy . al : this guy -- this guy beats up my girlfriend -- ron : hey , hey ! al : takes a swing at me -- ron : dude , keep your cool . al : drops acid in marcie 's drink -- ron : keep your cool , man . al : look , i 'm charged with a crime ? i 'm going to jail ? how 's that justice ? ron : al , slow down . nothing 's happened yet . deke : commissioner , i 've calmed down . and i 'm still waiting . you going to arrest this guy or not ? bo : let 's think about that , deke . all right ? because right now , you 're facing assault charges for attacking al in the student union . now , if you want to play hardball as far as this computer business goes , my guess is the d.a . 's office is going to want to play hardball about those assault charges . deke : ah . i see . now it 's blackmail . bo : no , i 'm just explaining the facts to you as i see them . now , the police department will probably want to impound your computer . and then naturally , we 're going to want to read everything you 've got stored on there . deke : fine . fine , forget it . he goes free . but there wo n't be a next time , loser , guaranteed . al : go to hell . bo : no , no -- just ease up , al . ron : al . [ phone rings ] deke : excuse me , i 'm sorry . let me take this real quick . hello ? maddie : where are you ? deke : forget about me , where are you ? maddie : right outside marcie walsh 's dorm room . trust me , she 's never going to know what hit her . [ scene_break ] [ renee chuckles ] asa : to our future . renee : and our happiness . flash : well , you guys go for it . it 's so weird , you know ? i mean , sitting next to my great - grandpa and his bride - to - be . asa : what 's so weird about that ? flash : so , you spoiled me when i was a kid , huh ? renee : i was incorrigible . [ flash laughs ] asa : yes , she was . and that means we both want you at the house on a regular basis , sarah , you got that ? flash : mm - hmm . and as long as you stock up on plenty of veggies and quit smoking those nasty cigars . [ flash laughs ] kevin : keep on it until you find the source . then we 'll run a full - page spread . all right , i 'll talk to you later . daniel : scotch and soda . kevin : hey , daniel , how 's it going ? daniel : great . you ? kevin : oh , i could n't be better . pratt 's going to resign right after the election and then i 'll be appointed lieutenant governor . daniel : fantastic . kevin : hey , listen , thanks for all that information you 've been feeding me . it 's nice to have someone in the d.a . 's office i can rely on . daniel : yeah , well , i 'm -- i 'm glad i could help . kevin : so , how 's your campaign committee coming along ? daniel : oh , we should be up to speed by next week . kevin : good . listen , come say hello to my grandfather . having asa buchanan in your corner could work wonders . renee devine , who will be marrying my grandfather for the third time -- [ renee chuckles ] kevin : i would like you to meet assistant district attorney daniel colson , who will one day be llanview 's district attorney . renee : hello . daniel : hi . nice to meet you . kevin : asa buchanan , who i 'm sure you know . daniel : yes , sir , it 's good to see you again , sir . asa : a pleasure . kevin : and my niece , sarah roberts . flash : and you can call me flash . daniel : nice to see you . blair : kevin , could i have a minute ? like now ? kevin : nice seeing you again , daniel . enjoy your evening . daniel : good to meet you all . kevin : you know , we really have to stop meeting like this . blair : whatever you were doing to walker stops now . [ scene_break ] walker : whoever did this work , it 's nice -- very nice . r.j. : i had to force him to make the first cut . he just kept telling me how much less the stone would be worth like this . walker : yeah , i know , but there was some unpleasant people looking for it . and besides , there are more important things than money . r.j. : well , that depends on who you 're talking to . walker : which reminds me -- r.j. : no , i know . i know . i never saw the badhra , i certainly never touched it , and i have n't the foggiest idea of what could have happened to it . walker : yeah . keep it that way . because these unpleasant people that i mentioned -- trust me , you do n't want to meet them . [ scene_break ] dorian : walker 's going to be furious when he finds out i told . david : dorian , you underestimate yourself . you could always get any man to forgive you whenever you wanted . where 's the diamond ? dorian : um -- really , i should n't . david : sure , you should . dorian : i do n't know . i -- david : yes , you do . dorian : come here . could you get jacques to leave the room , please ? david : go on . [ door closes ] dorian : you know the railway station in san francisco ? it 's in a locker there , 16-s . david : 16-s , huh ? dorian : yes , i have the key . i do . excuse me . yes -- um -- right here in my purse . dorian : yeah . 16-s . david : thank you . dorian : may i go ? david : you may . dorian : ciao . david : oh , dorian , i certainly hope you 're telling me the truth about this . because remember what i said about jacques being unhappy if i get upset . dorian : pardonnez - moi . [ scene_break ] marcie : jen , you have such amazing taste . this is gorgeous ! jen : thanks . marcie : oh , i have something for you , too . something borrowed for the wedding . but i want to give it to you tomorrow , ok ? jen : no problem . marcie : hey , would you mind looking at some of the things that i picked out for the , you know , the pre - rush thing for sigma delta delta ? jen : why do you care about that stupid sorority ? marcie : well , i do n't know . i mean , it may sound weird , but , you know , i thought it would kind of be cool to have sisters , you know ? jen : since you grew up with all brothers . marcie : yeah . jen : but , i mean , these sigma delts -- are you sure you 're going to be ok with them ? marcie : yeah , they really admire me . i mean , they were really impressed when i stood up for peace . jen : ok , and you 're sure they were n't just maybe using you ? marcie : no . i mean , for what ? jen : well , first off , you 're a straight - a student . maybe they just want some free tutoring . marcie : well , that 's ok . i mean , if they need help , i 'll be glad to give it to them . [ scene_break ] teen : i cased the place out earlier . this is the quietest we 're going to get it . no problem . maddie : great . let 's do it . [ scene_break ] [ marcie laughs ] jen : ok , i will see you tomorrow . marcie : do n't worry , i wo n't be late . jen : i 'm counting on you . lock all those locks . marcie : i will . bye . jen : bye . i 'm serious -- lock them . [ knock on door ] marcie : who is it ? [ scene_break ] daniel : riley ? riley : why are you back ? daniel : um -- i came to apologize . riley : why ? daniel : well , i -- i -- ca n't a father apologize for some of the things he said ? especially those things about flash . i -- they were totally inappropriate . look , riley , if she makes you happy , then i 'm fine with her being in your life . riley : ok , why the 180 ? daniel : well , even fathers make mistakes . i just like to admit to mine , that 's all . so , are you sleeping at home tonight ? riley : probably . daniel : good , good . see you at home , ok ? [ scene_break ] asa : you know , i kind of like that daniel colson . he 's a smart man . i tell you , he 's going to go real far . renee : possibly . asa : what 's the matter , honey ? you do n't like anything on the dessert menu ? flash : i guess i 'm just not in the mood . [ scene_break ] blair : how dare you call up walker 's doctor to try to get his medical records , kevin ? kevin : blair , keep your voice down . look , if i want to investigate walker laurence , i will . blair : why do n't you trust him ? kevin : hello ! did asa buy `` the sun `` or did walker rip it out from underneath him ? blair : well , hello . i 'm glad he did . kevin : well , then be glad , but do n't ask me why i do n't trust the guy . come on , blair , you would n't like to know this guy 's secrets , too ? blair : everybody has secrets , kevin . like your plan to be the new lieutenant governor . yeah . you see , i respected the fact that you want that to be your little secret . kevin : and i appreciate it . blair : you back off walker . or the next time , i 'll say it a lot louder , like the front page of my newspaper tomorrow . kevin : first of all , i do n't believe you 'd do that to kelly . blair : oh , really ? kevin : no . and second of all -- blair : uh - huh ? kevin : you 're going to thank me . walker does n't want to be your friend . no , he 's after a hell of a lot more than that . a hell of a lot more than just friendship . blair : and why does that bother you , kevin , hmm ? kevin : the man has secrets , big ones . and i 'm going to find out what they are . [ scene_break ] dorian : walker , you better listen to me and you better listen very carefully , because we have some problems that need to be dealt with . oh , by the way , how are you ? walker : i 'm fine . dorian : you do n't look it . walker : what 's up ? dorian : oh , nothing much . except i 've been kidnapped and threatened with unspeakable torture . walker : oh . why would someone do that to some nice lady like you ? dorian : oh ! because they want the badhra diamond . the one you gave them is a fake . i want the real one , and i want it now . walker : well , i 'm sorry , dorian . the badhra diamond no longer exists . [ scene_break ] david : thank you . i 'd like you to keep an eye on dorian while i 'm gone . jacques : do you think she 's lying ? david : it would n't be the first time . if she is you 'll know what to do . [ scene_break ] jen : `` jen , for the nights of the rest of our lives together . love , joe . `` [ phone rings ] jen : hello ? hey . i just came home and i got our pillows . yeah . i 'm going to be thinking about you , too . probably not going to get any sleep . so , are you having any second thoughts or anything ? no , no , not at all . i ca n't wait till tomorrow . it 's going to be the best day of our lives . [ scene_break ] deke : yeah . i just heard , man . maddie 's going to make it happen any minute . ron : you ready to go ? al : yeah . i just feel like such a jerk . we could have had him . ron : i know . al : just did n't think , you know ? i got carried away . ron : you 're all right , you know that ? not many guys would take chances like you did to help their girl . my sister 's lucky to have you around . al : yeah , when i 'm not screwing things up . ron : hey -- al : hey , let me tell you something about your sister . you know , she is the most amazing woman in the world . i 'd do anything for her . ron : then you 're all right in my book . come on . let 's walk out of here while we 're still free men , huh ? al : yeah , i 'm with that . deke : trust me , holden , marcie 's still going to get hers . [ scene_break ] marcie : ah -- gosh , maddie , i did n't realize that you guys were coming by ! maddie : got to hurry , sister marcie . marcie : oh oh , ok . i was just trying on my maid of honor dress that i 'm going to wear tomorrow to jen 's wedding , and then i -- what -- what ? wait a minute . what 's going on ? what 's happening ? what 's happening ? help ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] jen : rex , i swear to god if you try to ruin my wedding -- rex : call off the red alert . nora : there is no way i 'm going to work for daniel colson . lindsay : marcie 's not here yet . joe : but i thought she was already there with jen . maddie : there 's only one more phase to initiation . ca n't pledge until you do it .
bo questions deke about incidents with marcie . kevin keeps digging up info on walker . blair looks after walker at the penthouse . she finds out what kevin 's doing & tells him to back off . david vickers turns out to be dorian 's kidnapper & he threatens her to give him the badhra . coulson nags riley about his choices in life & puts down sarah until he finds out she 's a buchanan . walker goes ballistic when he finds out kevin got the medical info on him . asa proposes to renee & they make wedding plans . jenn gives marcie a necklace to wear to her wedding . al & ron dig up evidence against deke , but after finding out they 've gotten it illegally , bo tells them it 's useless . rj presents the necklace he had made out of the badhra to walker . marcie confides in jenn about her poor self image . dorian lies & tells david the diamond 's in a locker in san francisco . madison & her buddies kidnap marcie for her initiation .
david : great . can i have a martini , please ? ah , uh - uh -- the expensive stuff . hold the vermouth . make it two . it 's been a long day . paige : can i help ? david : dr. miller , i presume ? paige : what , i do n't rate first - name basis ? we were in - laws once . david : shh . i 'm trying to forget that , remember ? paige : yeah , spencer 's up to it again . he 's recommended me for chief of staff at the hospital . david : that 's a good thing , right ? paige : this is your brother , my ex - husband , remember ? spencer does n't do anything out of the kindness of his heart -- if he even has one . david : what do you think he 's up to ? paige : i do n't know . but i have worked hard for what i have , david . i 'm not about to let spencer ruin it for me . [ scene_break ] spencer : you have something you want to tell me ? and i 'm taking a wild guess that it 's not something that i want to hear . kelly : i 'm really sorry to have to do this , but i do n't think we can see each other anymore . [ scene_break ] viki : kevin ? kevin : hey . viki : hi . i thought you 'd be with kelly . kevin : yeah . she had to see someone . viki : oh . kevin : listen , i just got off the phone with dad , and he 's still trying to get back to see natalie , but that storm wo n't let up , so -- viki : yeah , well , maybe he wo n't have to rush back . you know , maybe she 'll just pull through this . kevin : i 'm sure she will . viki : we 're almost there , you know ? we just have to get through this last part , and then i think everything 's just going to be fine . natalie 's going to be fine and jessie will be fine and everybody will be fine . kevin : hey , it 's ok . viki : yeah . [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : is this where we 're all supposed to cry ? any sweeter and we 'd all go into insulin shock . tess : you think you got rid of me ? think twice , princess . jessica : leave me alone . roxy : hey , baby , who are you talking to ? [ scene_break ] nash : i 'm looking for a todd manning . antonio : sorry , man . i do n't work here . nash : ah , that does n't mean you do n't know the man who does . look , it 's not about the paper . it 's personal , all right ? antonio : you got a beef with manning ? nash : yeah . he went after someone i care about . i want to make sure he stays the hell away . antonio : good . then get in line . nash : oh , you , too ? antonio : so we got something in common ? nash : well , my newfound ally , why do n't we compare notes ? [ scene_break ] jessica : roxy -- roxy : oh , yeah , it 's me , but is there someone else here ? like your imaginary playmate ? jessica : what are you talking about ? roxy : i do n't know . the invisible somebody that you were going off on . jessica : i -- [ scene_break ] rex : look , something 's going on with natalie . mrs. b , kevin , come on ! [ scene_break ] evangeline : natalie just woke up . bo : are you sure ? evangeline : i saw it myself . michael : sandy , could i get some help over here ? natalie : john ? john : yeah . it 's me . natalie : john , you have to help me . i 'm trapped in here . i got to get out . john : no . listen to me . you 're not trapped . it 's ok . you 're in the hospital . michael : ok , big brother , you 're out of here . i got to check her out . john : she woke up . michael : yeah . natalie : john -- john -- john : hey -- i 'll be right outside . natalie : john ? john ? john , help me , please ? do n't leave me ! help ! [ scene_break ] kelly : ok , it 's not that i do n't think that you 're a wonderful guy . i mean , you are . you 're a brilliant doctor and you 're a philanthropist and you 're charming and intelligent and handsome , and i 'm sure you 're asking yourself , you know , if i think all these things , then why do i think that we should stop seeing each other ? i just do n't think it 's a good idea . i mean , we 're business associates , and we 're going to be family soon , what , with david marrying my aunt and all , and i just think it would be better if we stopped seeing each other , so i hope you understand . spencer : i understand . i just simply do n't accept it . kelly : oh . [ scene_break ] david : i think you ought to consider this chief of staff job . i mean , it 's a great gig . paige : yeah , one that spencer wants me to take . no , he talked me up in front of the hospital board , but you just know there 's got to be strings . david : yeah , but you 'd have so much power . i mean , chief of staff -- it 's big , right ? paige : oh . it 's never stopped him before . god , you know , i just thought i was done with spencer when i divorced him . david : yeah , the gift that keeps on giving , right ? paige : you know , i was happy , perfectly happy before this whole chief of staff job . i had a good career going , a great guy with bo . david : and then the great dr. truman comes to town . paige : yeah , to do what ? david : well , i 've been spending the last several weeks and about a dozen bottles of vodka trying to figure out the very same thing . i do n't know . you know , dorian and i are getting married soon . spencer 's going to be my best man . you do n't think i 'm worried about that ? paige : and now he wants to promote me . i 'm sure he has some sick scheme ready for me and bo . david : well , he 's ruined our lives in the past . do n't think he wo n't try to do it again . [ scene_break ] bo : natalie is awake . she 's a little disoriented right now . viki : but physically -- i mean , is she ok ? bo : michael mc bain 's in there checking her out right now . rex : oh , when can we see her ? bo : he 'll let us know . we just have -- we have to hang in just a little longer . [ scene_break ] natalie : john ? john , help me , please ! john ! michael : natalie ? natalie ? natalie ? it 's me , michael mc bain , ok ? you 're safe . you 're in the hospital in llanview . john is here . your family is here . natalie : michael ? michael : hi . now , everybody is waiting right outside that door to see you , which is n't going to happen until you let me examine you . do you understand what i 'm saying ? ok . now , you know your name . that 's good . open your eyes . follow my finger . ok . what year is it ? natalie : 2005 . michael : ok . now , where did i say you were ? natalie : llanview hospital . michael : and who am i ? natalie : your brother 's guard dog . michael : nice to have you back , kid . [ scene_break ] evangeline : she 's safe now . hayes barber is locked up , and soon we 'll all be able to start getting our lives back . rex : how 's natty ? kevin : hey , is she going to be ok ? roxy : she sure is . you tell them , doc . michael : she 's awake . she is lucid . she 's answered all my questions correctly . she does n't seem to have any permanent neurological damage . viki : oh , thank god . roxy : ditto . michael : we 're re - hydrating her right now , but her vitals look good . she did sprain her ankle back when she was in the basement with evangeline . she seems to have agitated it during the cave - in . but other than that , you know , i think that she 's going to be fine . jessica : so , when can we see her ? michael : now . but only one at a time . viki : oh -- roxy : you first , vik . viki : thank you . natalie : mom . viki : oh , honey , i 'm here . oh . oh , honey . [ scene_break ] kevin : what 's the matter ? jessica : oh -- i just -- i have a little bit of a headache . it must be from all the stress . kevin : well , listen , it 's over now , sweetie . maybe this family of ours can finally have some peace , huh ? [ scene_break ] antonio : so what exactly did manning do ? nash : yeah , i do n't know , but she is afraid of him . antonio : your wife ? nash : girlfriend . girlfriend . she wo n't talk about it . but then i found out he 's a convicted rapist , which started to make some sense . what about you ? antonio : me ? nash : yeah , you , you know , `` get in line , `` `` got a beef ? `` antonio : oh , right . he uses this tabloid to hurt people , and we do n't like each other . nash : oh . he 's a nice guy , huh ? antonio : yeah . yeah , look , i know we do n't know each other , and you have no reason to trust me , but your girl -- her name would n't happen to be margaret , would it ? nash : no , but that is the second time this evening that i hear that name . this -- this margaret -- what does she look like ? antonio : tall , red , curly hair ? nash : no , that 's not my girl . antonio : what is your girl 's name ? nash : why do you want to know my girlfriend 's name ? antonio : well , i 've lived here all my life . i know manning , i might know your girlfriend , what the deal is with the two . [ phone rings ] nash : all right , fair enough . antonio : excuse me . hello . jessica : antonio ? it 's jessica . i just wanted to call and tell you that natalie 's awake and she 's going to be all right . antonio : oh , well , that 's great news . i 'll be right over . jessica : oh , no . no , you do n't have to . antonio : no , no , no , honey , i want to be there with you . jessica : no , i 'm all right . my family 's here . antonio : any sign of , you know -- jessica : no , no . i 've got tess under control . do n't worry about that , but could you please meet me at llanfair later ? i want you to be there when i tell my mom about tess . antonio : are you sure you 're going to want to do that tonight , honey ? i mean , they just found natalie and -- jessica : i have to . natalie 's safe . she can handle it . listen , the sooner she knows , the sooner she can help me figure out what to do . i have to get rid of tess for good . antonio : ok , so then i will see you there later . i love you . listen , pal , i 'd love to continue this conversation , but i got to go . good luck . nash : yeah . you , too . [ scene_break ] kevin : hey . is there something i can do ? tess ' voice : yeah -- mind your own business , bro . jessica : no , i 'm fine , really . i 'm doing better . kevin : ok , but if you need something for that headache , just let me know . jessica : i just -- kevin : i 'm sure we can rustle up some aspirin . [ scene_break ] viki : you really need to get some sleep , sweetheart , so i think i 'm going to let you rest , ok ? natalie : no , mom . please , do n't -- i -- i just -- i was alone for so long before , and -- and when i was n't alone , it was hayes barber , and i never knew what he was going to do next . viki : sweetheart , he 's in prison , and he ca n't hurt you anymore , not now , not ever . natalie : when hayes stopped coming and no one came to throw food down in the hole for me , i did n't think i was going to make it . viki : shh . you know what ? maybe you should n't think about that now , you know ? natalie : mom , you 're not supposed to feel that way . i know that . you 're not supposed to give up . viki : sweetheart , anyone would , given what you went through . natalie : you would n't have . viki : oh -- natalie : you would never give up . viki : well , i do n't know about that . but i know i never gave up on you . natalie : neither did john . did he ? viki : no , never . [ scene_break ] john : you know , you do n't have to stick around . evangeline : ah . trying to get rid of me ? john : nope . i just do n't want to see you run yourself into the ground . evangeline : do n't worry about me . john : how can i not ? that could have been you i pulled out of that pit tonight . evangeline : stop it . john : just tell me how . evangeline : whether it was me or natalie is n't the point . the only thing that matters is that we both survived . we 're both here , and we 're going to be all right . you 're the one who is n't . john : me ? evangeline : yes . all this `` i could have done this `` and `` i should have done that `` and `` i did n't do this `` -- john , put down the cross just for tonight and be happy that we 're all alive . [ scene_break ] bo : natalie 's going to be fine , paige . thanks for caring . paige : she 's your niece , bo . of course i care . so i guess it 's safe to assume that you 'll be working late tonight ? bo : do n't have to . john 's taking natalie 's statement . i 'm taking the rest of the night off . can you meet me at my place later ? paige : nothing would make me happier . david : well , i like you better when you 're smiling . paige : well , it 's nice to have something to smile about . david : it is , is n't it ? paige : you know , i worked long and hard to get spencer out of my life , and i have to do everything i can to keep it that way . [ scene_break ] spencer : sorry . ok , so , where were we ? kelly : i think you were telling me why i 'm not allowed to break up with you ? spencer : no . what i said was that i do n't accept your reasons . so be honest . this is about kevin , is n't it ? kelly : ok , yes , i -- i wish that things were different between us , but they are not and they 're never going to be . but i really hope that we can still be friends . spencer : i hope so , too . [ scene_break ] nash : what the hell ? why is tess so afraid of manning ? woman : what are you doing here ? nash : you know , i was just going to leave manning a quick note . woman : who are you ? nash : i 'll call him tomorrow . [ scene_break ] spencer : drinking partners all of a sudden ? i did n't know you two were so close . david : strength in numbers . spencer : well , i 'm glad i wore my kevlar t - shirt , the way you two have been boring holes in me all night . paige : back off , spencer . spencer : excuse me . paige : you know , i told you to stay the hell out of my life . that includes the hospital . spencer : oh , right , the dreaded chief of staff promotion . paige : no , i wo n't accept it . spencer : well , it 's your life . you want to turn down the opportunity of a lifetime -- paige : yes , one that you manipulated so that i would owe you . spencer : oh , but you do owe me , paige . you owe me for everything you have and everything you are . so what 's one more little i.o.u . , huh ? you do not want to make me angry . do you ? [ scene_break ] bo : do you know how good it is to see you here ? natalie : i 'm getting the idea . bo : mm - hmm . you know who 's going to be happy is matthew . he 's going to be so excited you 're here and you 're safe , sound . natalie : not as glad as i am . just so you know , i promise i 'm going to keep a low profile at the police station . no more independent investigating for me , i promise . bo : come on , none of this was your fault . but i do think it 'd be a good idea if you leave the police work to the pros from now on , ok ? natalie : thanks , uncle bo . bo : yeah . welcome home , nat . michael : so , you up to seeing more family ? they 're practically breaking down the door to get in here . roxy : ca n't keep us out anymore . natalie : hey . rex : how you doing , natty ? roxy : how is she doing ? how do you think she 's doing ? she got kidnapped by a whack job , burned at the stake , thrown into a pit , and used as worm food ? rex : you 're not helping , roxy . roxy : i 'm not ? i 'm not ? because i 'm trying to help . honey , you know , i 've been worried about you 24/11 . and viki and i -- we 've just been wringing our hands together . in fact , it 's so bad i 'm chewing up my acrylics . natalie : you think that 's bad ? i would kill for a new set . roxy : you know , honey , as soon as you blow this pop stand , i 'm going to close up shop and i 'm going to give you a spa fest -- hair , nails , the whole thing . natalie : sounds wonderful . roxy : honey , not that you need it . in fact , you never looked more beautiful than you do right now . rex : ahem . roxy : what ? thanks . natalie : so , i heard that you got into it with hayes , too , huh ? rex : yeah , i 'd do it again , too , no matter what the voltage . natalie : he used a stun gun on you ? rex : not you , too ? natalie : no -- i mean , he threatened many times , but -- i ca n't believe what you did for me . rex : well , i was n't the only one . roxy : dr. mikey was tripping after you were gone . natalie : guess i grew on you , huh ? michael : yeah . like a fungus . [ roxy laughs ] rex : all right , say good night , roxy , so natty can chill . roxy : do i have to ? rex : yes . roxy : ok , honey . you just call me , you know , if you need any eyebrow wax or anything like that . just call me day or night . natalie : ok . bye , roxy . rex . michael : so ? you really missed roxy , huh ? natalie : you know -- it 's not just them . i mean , i missed everybody . i missed you . michael : hmm . natalie : i guess i just never really realized how much i had to live for until tonight , and i have a second chance to appreciate it , thank god . and john -- he -- michael : not just john . natalie : michael , please , let 's -- let 's just not go there , ok ? i know how you feel about your brother and me , but john saved my life . he saved me from that pit . michael : it was n't john . natalie : i -- i saw him there with my own two eyes right before the hole caved in on me . michael : yeah , you did . but he would n't have known where to look for you if it had n't been for somebody else . natalie : who ? who else do i owe my life to ? [ scene_break ] evangeline : this `` killing club `` case almost destroyed us , but it did n't . we survived it -- at least natalie and i did . we can move on now . can you ? michael : hey . john : hey . michael : i 'm sorry to interrupt you guys , but natalie wanted to speak to you , evangeline . evangeline : you wanted to speak to me ? [ scene_break ] roxy : hey , you hanging in there ? rex : never used to think about death or dying . figured it was long range , it would n't touch me anytime soon or anybody i knew . roxy : well , at least we still got natty . rex : i do n't think i could have handled it if she went , too . roxy : oh , yeah , baby . you know , i got the d.t.s all just thinking about it . of course , maybe i just need a hit of something . how about going out with your mama and celebrating natty coming back ? rex : i 'm not up for partying tonight . roxy : well , i guess i 'm going solo . rex : or maybe i can meet you a little later . roxy : ok . free drinks . first round 's on me , and not that rotgut stuff , either . ok . rex : come here . roxy : what ? rex : i love you , roxy . you know that ? roxy : i ca n't remember the last time you said that -- or if you ever said it . back at ya , baby . rex : come here . [ scene_break ] spencer 's voice : ah , but you already owe me , paige , for everything you have and everything you are . so what 's another little i.o.u . ? bo : paige . come here . oh . [ music plays ] paige : oh . bo : hi . paige : hmm . well -- bo : hmm ? paige : well , you need more nights off . bo : you ai n't see nothing yet . paige : wow . what is this all about ? bo : well , appreciating what i have , when i have it . i 'm not going to , you know , wait till something happens . paige : well , nothing is going to happen to us , bo . i can promise you that . bo : careful -- i may hold you to it . let me just hold you . paige : mm - hmm . bo : maybe till sunday . can you stay the weekend ? paige : oh , careful . i may never leave this house . matthew : you 're moving in with my dad ? [ scene_break ] david : you 're still here ? spencer : and i have to put up with this attitude , why , exactly ? david : whoa , whoa , whoa . paige is the one who roasted you , not me . spencer : hmm . the prerogative of an ex - wife , yes , but then again , you should know all about that . how many have you had now ? david : legally or otherwise ? you know what ? do n't even answer that question . you know why ? because i 'm getting married for the last time to dorian , who adores me and puts me on a pedestal , by the way -- unlike you , who got dissed by not only one , but two women in the same evening . spencer : what on earth would give you that idea ? david : oh , come on . i saw that pathetic look that kelly was giving you , that `` i 'm dumping you `` look . admit it . oh , no . what is about you that tells me that 's exactly what you wanted ? [ scene_break ] kevin : i 'm going to fill grandpa in . viki : oh , ok . i 'll tell her , i 'll tell her . kevin : all right , all right . viki : are you leaving , too , darling ? jessica : no , i 'm just going to go and check my messages . viki : ok . tess ' voice : ok . you 've had your little family - bonding thing . little miss victim is fine , so take a break . jessica : go away . go away , go away . tess ' voice : i 'm not going anywhere . i 've got some loose ends to deal with , and you are n't stopping me . dr. jamison : jessica ? what 's wrong ? jessica : dr. jamison , it 's happening again . tess -- she 's -- she 's in my head . she 's trying to take control . she 's trying to take over . i -- we have to stop her tonight . [ scene_break ] john : did natalie say why she wanted to talk to evangeline ? michael : she probably just wanted to set the record straight . it 's something you might try yourself . [ scene_break ] evangeline : it 's good to see you here -- even in a hospital bed . better than that pit . natalie : you were there ? evangeline : we did n't know if you were going to make it . natalie : i would n't let that freak get the best of me . evangeline : i know what you mean . natalie : yeah , well , if anyone would -- evangeline : but when barber locked us in that basement together , you never gave up . natalie : neither did you . you know , you kept me going , there and in the hole . evangeline : me ? natalie : yeah . you were an inspiration to keep me alive . let 's just keep it at that , ok ? evangeline : boy , that hayes sure knew how to work us , the way he played us against each other to get to john ? natalie : evangeline , honestly , i did n't bring you in here to fight about john . i asked you to come in here because i want to thank you for saving my life . michael told me . if there is anything i can do for you -- evangeline : actually , there is . bo : matthew , no , no . nobody 's moving in here . paige : i have my own place , matthew . bo : yeah . but you know what ? i 'm glad you woke up , because i 've got a surprise . we found natalie and she 's ok . matthew : sweet . can i go see her ? bo : no , no . i tell you , she 's pretty wiped out right now , but maybe tomorrow . there 's something else -- i 'm taking the weekend off , so we can do that , we can do other things . i just want to spend some time with you and with paige . paige : if that 's ok with you , matthew . matthew : sure . you know , i know i was n't too cool about you and my dad before , but now i really am . paige : you sure ? matthew : yeah . it 's not like with daniel . you 're not keeping bad stuff from us . bo : hey , you know what ? i 've got take - out in the kitchen . feel like a snack ? matthew : you know what ? i already ate with marianne . i think i 'm going to go back to bed . bo : ok . fine . bo : you just heard that , doctor ? you just got the thumbs - up from my biggest critic . and it really does mean something , because that poor little guy has been through so much lately , and it 's all because of colson . so it 's nice that he 's got someone like you in the picture . and it 's nice for me , too . [ scene_break ] michael : listen , john , you 've put yourself through a meat grinder the last couple of weeks . it 's over now . it 's time to get on with the rest of your life . john : yeah , that 's what everybody keeps telling me . michael : like evangeline ? tell you what -- maybe you should listen to us , you know ? a doctor and a lawyer both tell you something , chances are they 're on to something . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm not naive enough to think that you and i could ever be friends . but i would like to propose a ceasefire . natalie : of course , we -- you know , we 've been through too much together . but , evangeline , my feelings -- evangeline : no , let 's -- let 's not get into that -- no , not now or ever again . there 's no point . i want you to know this -- john is not a part of my life anymore . natalie : you sure about that ? evangeline : am i sure about that ? sure , like you were sure it was over between you and john when you met paul cramer ? no , natalie . i 'm not sure . and you ought to understand that better than anyone . [ scene_break ] jessica : for the first time since i 've been back , i can feel tess inside of me , fighting to get out . dr. jamison : we can set an appointment up tomorrow or the next day , get your mother involved . jessica : no , no , no . no . it has to be tonight . it has to be tonight before tess comes out again . listen , i 'm pretty sure that my mother can handle it now that natalie 's back . and maybe she can help me figure out this horrible thing that i 'm suppressing that has made me create an alter like tess . dr. jamison : good . you should n't do this alone , jessica . jessica : well , antonio 's going to be with me . i think that tess is pretty psyched out by him . i -- maybe it 's because of how much we love each other . that 's something tess has never experienced . [ scene_break ] nash : do n't you worry , tess . i 'll find you . if manning 's touched one finger on you , i swear i 'll kill him . [ scene_break ] david : so why did kelly give you the kiss - off , huh ? she did n't find out that you made me steal those b.e . merger papers to leak to the press , did she ? spencer : oh , i would never give you up , little brother . you should know that by now . david : you 're up to something with kelly . spencer : no , no . just one of those things , you know ? just did n't work out . women , you know ? david : hmm . spencer : listen , i got to go back to the hospital . i 'll see you later , dave . david : yeah . spencer : congratulations , kevin . renee : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , you ! you 're not going out of here until you give me the money for those martinis . david : kevin , give her that money you owe me . kevin : what was that all about ? renee : oh , who knows ? who cares ? oh , you 're a sweetheart . tell me about natalie . kevin : oh , she 's doing much better . probably be home in the morning . renee : good . i ca n't wait to tell asa . and kelly is going to be very relieved . kevin : kelly ? renee : mm - hmm , kelly . she 's right over there . kevin : hey , hey . kevin : i just saw spencer leave . i 'm surprised you two are n't up in the penthouse with renee 's best champagne . kelly : well , we decided that we 're better off as business associates . kevin : really ? kelly : yep . kevin : why ? kelly : kevin , sometimes you can be such an idiot . i broke up with spencer because i 'm still in love with you . [ scene_break ] viki : well , jessie should be home soon . you know , with all this good news , i ca n't decide if i want to just stay up all night or pass out from exhaustion . antonio : well , you may want to stay up , because i know jess is going to want some time with you . viki : oh , and i with her . i have the feeling she wants to talk to me about something very specific . do you know what it is ? antonio : she might want to tell you herself . [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : running home to mommy ? oh , ca n't wait to rat me out , can you ? like that 's going to solve anything . you really think your mom 's going to help ? she 's just going to make it worse . jessica : then why are you trying to stop me , tess ? tess ' voice : does n't matter anyway . i have another secret now . jessica : another secret ? about what ? tess ' voice : would n't you like to know ? something happened in new york , jessica . just when you think you got it all figured out -- surprise ! we 're playing a whole new game . [ scene_break ] natalie : why is it that every time i open my eyes from the dark there you are ? john : just lucky , i guess . natalie : you got -- you got your guy , did n't you ? like you always do . john : yeah , we got him . natalie : good . oh , god , john , i was so scared . i thought that it was over . i thought i was dead . and then i -- i would just -- i thought about you , and i just kept going . you gave me my fight back , john . you saved my life . [ next_on ] john : so what 'd i do in this dream ? natalie : you married evangeline . rex : is there any chance of the two of you getting back together ? antonio : we still have a lot of obstacles to get through . viki : like what ? jessica : what happened in new york ? nash : that 's what i 'd like to know . you ran out on me .
spencer and kelly share a drink at the palace , but she puts a damper in the evening by telling him that she ca n't see him anymore , but he will not take no for an answer . natalie wakes up , and is fine , but she yells for john . michael fills her in that she not only needs to thank john for saving her life , but she also needs to thank evangeline . nash still looks for tess . jessica , once again is plagued by the voice of tess , who now has a secret of her own . kelly lets it out to kevin that the reason that she had broken up with spencer is that she is still in love with him . nash sees jessica in the park , and mistakes her for tess .
marty : are you -- are you john mcbain ? john : you tell me . [ scene_break ] john : marty ? marty : is this a bad time ? [ scene_break ] asa : you 've been busy , boy . bo : pa. glad you 're here . because it 's time for us to put the past to bed -- for good . [ scene_break ] brody : `` gigi , in case you change your mind about making brody officially shane 's father , here 's some of rex 's dna . adriana . `` shane : is mom back ? brody : not yet . shane : i thought i heard you talking . brody : just to myself . what are you doing out of bed ? shane : i had a really bad dream . brody : come here . brody : zombies ? shane : worse . i dreamed you were n't my dad anymore . [ scene_break ] gigi : balsom ? rex : morasco ? is it really you ? gigi : i came back to 1968 to find you . gigi : [ as emma ] what 's going on ? rex : gigi -- who the hell is that ? gigi : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] marty : you must be john mcbain . john : you remember me . marty : i remember you from your picture . the one of you and me . john : that 's it , though . you do n't know who i am ? marty : i do n't have any memory of anything . please do n't hurt me . john : why would you think i 'd ever hurt you ? marty : after everything else you 've done ? john : what did you think i did ? marty : you 're the reason i 'm like this . you caused the accident . you put me in this bed . you took away my life and every memory of it . john : who told you that ? marty : todd told me everything . he told me how you shot out the tires of the van that i was in . john : that figures todd would tell you something like that . marty : you cared more about catching the people that were trying to hurt me than you did about protecting me . and then after the van went off the cliff , you left me there to die . john : you do n't really believe that . marty : why should n't i ? john : why would i do that , marty ? marty : i 've been asking myself that for months . you tell me . [ scene_break ] john : this is a dream , right ? marty : you tell me . i guess it is . it sure is n't any dream of mine . john : you 're not really here . you 're -- marty : dead ? and you 're moving on . but the only one you can move on to is todd 's ex - wife ? a woman who hates me ? john : she does n't hate you . she did n't . marty : that 's right , past tense . do you miss me at all ? john : more than you know . [ scene_break ] asa : bo -- you might want to pour yourself one . bo : oh , no thank you . no , that 's what got me into this mess in the first place , and i want to get out of it stone cold sober . asa : sober ? bo , you 're talking to your dead pa . bo : that lightning strike , that might have scrambled my brains some . but right now i know exactly what i 'm doing . you know , the last time we had a face - to- face after you passed , i really did n't know which end was up . asa : you tied one on that night , too . bo : yeah , you called me chicken . you said that i should man up and i should do what i did n't do as a kid . i should take that ride , jump over that fence , be like you . asa : finally do it ? bo : oh , i went over the fence , all right . i did n't end up on the other side . i do n't know if it was a dream . maybe it was the booze , or maybe it was me seeing exactly the way things were . like right now . asa : so what happened ? bo : i had to be you . asa : big boots to fill , bo . bo : oh , i filled them , but it was n't a good fit . not at all . [ scene_break ] rex : i can explain this -- or not . gigi : [ as emma ] when you said this other girl and i looked alike , you were n't kidding . gigi : what the hell , balsom ? who is this and why are you in bed with her ? rex : uh , gigi morasco , meet emma bradley . emma , this is gigi . emma : nice to meet you ? [ scene_break ] john : i think about you -- i think about you every day . marty : do you really think this is the best plan ? to get involved with todd 's ex - wife ? john : we 're not involved . marty : just sleeping together ? john : i did n't mean it like that . marty : that 's one way to get back at todd . john : it 's not about him . marty : well , what 's it about ? is it about forgetting me ? john : i 'll never forget you . marty : anybody but blair . john : yeah , but it is blair . marty : truth is , i 'm worried about you . todd wo n't like this and he is a vindictive bastard . trust me , i know . john : manning does n't scare me . marty : yeah , well , he should . and he 's more dangerous when he 's hurt . and anything that he says about being with another woman , he 's hurting . and he will strike back . john : if it comes to that , i 'll handle it . marty : it 's not a matter of if , it 's when . i hope blair 's worth it . [ scene_break ] marty : why did you leave me there ? did you want me to die ? john : is that what you think ? marty : i 'm giving you the chance to explain . john : well , you 're just going to have to take my word for it . and you need to know that todd 's a liar . marty : no . no , i trust todd . john : for god 's sakes , why ? [ scene_break ] brody : here , drink this . shane : warm milk ? are you kidding ? brody : i promised your mom i was going to take good care of you while she was gone . so tell me more about this dream . shane : well , i dreamed that you really did die in the war , like everyone said . brody : well , i did n't . i mean , i made it through a bunch of tours and came out pretty much scratch - free . on the outside , anyway . shane : when i woke up in the dream , it was like you never came back . brody : kind of a dream in a dream . shane : yeah . everything went back to the way it was before i had a dad , just the story of one . then i woke up for real . brody : and here i am . shane : i was worried you would n't be , because if you went away now , it would be worse than when i thought that i would never know you . [ scene_break ] rex : can i just -- can i just do this ? oh my god , you 're real . i 'm not dreaming . gigi : i told you . rex : what , that you would come back 40 years and find me ? but , how -- how did you do this ? gigi : this woman , delphina , she helped me . rex : damn , that quack was good for something . gigi : she knew all about 1968 and vietnam . just like you said on the phone . rex : oh my god , you heard me . i was n't sure . but how did you get here ? gigi : we flew to texas , and we went to the buchanan ranch and talked to chuck . rex : okay , which chuck ? one , two , or three ? gigi : whichever chuck is at the buchanan ranch in 2008 . anyway , he found your cell phone next to some fence and he gave it to me . and delphina and i , we went out there in this big storm . rex : wait , wait , do n't tell me . you got struck by lightning ? that 's how bo and i landed here . my god , i ca n't believe what you went through to find me . gigi : delphina said it was the only way . rex : oh my god , are you okay ? gigi : i was . until now . can you think of a bigger waste of time travel than to come back 40 years and find you in bed with this -- gigi : [ as emma ] hey , watch what you 're saying . gigi : how could you do this to me ? rex : me ? what was i supposed to do after you slept with brody ? [ scene_break ] john : you ca n't trust this guy , marty . marty : he saved my life after lee was killed . john : lee ramsey ? marty : yes , and do n't say anything bad about him , either . i know you hated him . john : what did manning tell you ? marty : that lee went after you for causing my accident . and now he 's dead , maybe because of you . john : you ca n't believe i 'm responsible for your accident , or that i killed ramsey . marty : you had him killed . john : you think that i must be a really bad guy . marty : well , lee was n't . he was a good man . todd told me that he was a hero . john : he was n't . manning probably told you that because he 's responsible for ramsey 's death . marty : no , he would n't hurt anyone . he 's been a wonderful friend . john : a real great guy , huh ? marty : the exact opposite of you . [ scene_break ] marty : is blair worth all the trouble todd is going to cause you ? he 'll make your life a living hell . take it from someone who knows . john : i 'll never forget what he did to you . and all the other people he 's hurt . marty : even blair does n't deserve what he did to her . and what he 's going to do now . john : she 'll break away from him at some point . marty : is that what this is about , you trying to save her ? it is your way , is n't it ? with me and natalie , even evangeline . yeah , i 'd say your failure to save caitlin is haunting you . you keep acting it out over and over again with the subsequent women in your life . am i getting warm ? john : the last thing i need is you shrinking me in my dreams . marty : you 've had enough therapy to know it 's not me doing this . it 's your own subconscious . john : do n't do that . marty : you could n't save me . what makes you think you can save blair ? or are you afraid you ca n't ? john : i 'll look after her . marty : who 's going to look after you -- when todd ca n't handle the fact that blair 's never coming back to him because of you . [ scene_break ] bo : you know , it 's one thing growing up hearing about how your father bullied the whole world just to get what he wanted -- and to even see it . but it 's a whole different ballgame to travel back in time and be the one doing it . asa : you 're really buying into this time travel crap ? bo : pa , i do n't know exactly what it was , but it was something . and i saw the body count . i mean , i saw all the bodies lying there , and this time i was the one that did it because i was you . and you were a real s.o.b . , pa . especially with women . asa : like they did n't have it coming , bo , huh ? bo : what , renee ? renee turned out to be the love of your life at the end . and ma , poor thing , with all her trouble , you know , she loved clint and me and i think she loved you , too , and then there was that poor little emma bradley . asa : why the hell are you talking to me about that cheap tramp for ? bo : but you see , that 's what you thought about all women . you did n't care who you destroyed as long as you got what you wanted . talk a woman into bed , go for it . make more money than any one man ever needed . why not ? asa : let me tell you something , boy . everything i did was for my family . you boys meant everything to me . bo : and you know something ? us boys are still carrying around your lousy legacy . asa : i was a damn good father whether you appreciated it or not . bo : because you make a baby with someone , that does n't make you a father . [ scene_break ] brody : i 'm right here , buddy . i 'm not some dream you 're going to wake up from . shane : i 'm so glad you came back . you 're everything i wanted my dad to be . brody : and you 're the kid i always wanted . shane : mom was awesome , but you coming was , like , even better . sometimes i get scared that it 's too good . brody : something wrong ? something making you think i 'm going to take off ? shane : yeah . rex . brody : what about rex ? shane : mom loves him . what if she wants him to be my dad ? [ scene_break ] gigi : you think i slept with brody ? where would you ever get that idea ? rex : from him . gigi : when ? rex : when i called you the last time . gigi : what last time ? rex : the other night . gigi : oh , my god . rex : what ? gigi : oh , god . i was working with brody , and he had my cell phone stashed behind the bar . he told me you called and left me a message , but he deleted it . rex : why would he do that ? gigi : well , why would he tell you that i slept with him ? but i did n't , okay ? god , somebody has some explaining to do . and by the way , i do n't think you can say the same thing about her . gigi : [ as emma ] her ? i happen to have a name . rex : wait -- so you 're not with brody at all . gigi : if i was , do you think i would let lightning send me back 40 years to find you ? emma : hmm , maybe that 's my cue to leave . gigi : did he also happen to mention that he was married before you jumped in the sack with him ? emma : honey , if i did n't sleep with a guy just because he was married , i 'd still be a virgin . and i like balsom . gigi : balsom ? she calls you balsom , too ? rex : she thinks balsom is my first name and bo is my nickname . emma : that 's not true ? rex : everybody here is somebody else . everybody thinks that bo 's asa and i 'm bo and lindsay 's bo 's mother , which makes her my mother . it sounds crazy , i know . gigi : sounds ? what am i saying ? i 'm here , too . rex : okay , i was trying to get back to 2008 but i did n't make it . and now i 'm stuck here . and i 'm bo , supposed to go into the army tomorrow . and the vietnam war is going on . gigi : so you jump into bed with the first girl you can find . emma : are you dense ? look at me . balsom being with me is the only way he could be with you . rex : she 's right . yeah , i 've made a lot of mistakes , but the biggest one i made was leaving you in 2008 without telling you the truth . gigi : what truth ? rex : morasco . gigi -- i love you . rex : it 's true , morasco . i love you . gigi : [ as emma ] looks like my work here is done . rex : are you going to be okay , emma ? emma : i 'll live . balsom is a good guy . give him a break . he may have been with me , but he was thinking about you . nice knowing you , balsom . maybe we 'll cross paths again some time . rex : you heard her . gigi : yeah , she 's a real character reference . rex : i do n't want anybody but you , gigi . i ca n't believe what you put on the line to find me . gigi : how could n't i ? it 's always been you , rex . always . [ scene_break ] bo : do you know how empty i felt when you died ? asa : even though i 'm a son of a bitch ? bo : i did n't feel empty because you were dead . i felt empty because you were gone . so then i would n't be able to prove to you that i was worth having . asa : you 're over thinking things , bo , way too much . just like you always did . bo : i wanted to be different from you . i wanted a woman to love me , not because i bullied her into being with me , or that maybe she was -- she wanted something from me . i just wanted a woman that loved me . asa : like lindsay did ? bo : i believe that she really did love me . asa : she needed a ticket out of the joint . you were it . that 's all you meant to her . bo : see , you really do believe that , too , do n't you ? and that 's why you treated women the way that you did . you did n't want them to do it to you first , because otherwise , then you would end up feeling just like i do right now . asa : better them than me . bo : and that 's the reason that i came back here , right back here where it all started -- you not giving a crap about anybody . asa : it works for me . bo : i lost a lot here . but you know something ? i found something , too . asa : and what is that ? bo : i found a way to finally let go -- of you . [ scene_break ] brody : shane , just because your mom might end up with rex , that does n't mean i have to leave the picture . not if you do n't want me to . shane : i do n't want you to , ever . brody : then i wo n't . shane : promise ? brody : i want to be your dad , always . i promise you that . shane : how come you let mom go look for rex ? brody : i ca n't make your mom want what i want . it has to be what she wants , too . she 's never going to be happy otherwise . shuffle . shane : i wish we could make mom see that she 'd be happy with you . brody : she 's got to figure that out . and maybe once she does , she 'll come back -- to both of us . [ scene_break ] rex : i never thought that i would get a second chance to tell you how i felt about you . i tried to get back to you , but everything went wrong . gigi : what happened ? rex : [ sighs ] um , well , there was this guy who looked like moe . he gave bo and i this time travel book . we thought it was crazy , but it was the only thing we had to go off of . so we went back to the same place we got struck by lightning in 2008 . i had my cell phone , and this professor person , he said it was the conduit . we got struck by lightning . i dropped the phone . he thinks bo got back , but i did n't . i 'm stuck here . and i thought i 'd lost you forever . next thing i know , emma 's there , and she 's the closest i thought that i had to you . but she 's not you . no one could ever be . i 'm sorry . gigi : it 's okay . i get it -- i think . rex : i hope so . because it 's true , every word of it . gigi : i have waited so long for you to tell me that you love me . i just never thought it would be this complicated . rex : so ? what do you say ? [ scene_break ] john : of all the people , i ca n't believe you let manning get close to you . marty : it is n't that kind of relationship . he found me when i 'd lost everything , and he could have taken advantage of me , i suppose , but he did n't . he protected me , and he took care of me . john : so you 're what -- you 're friends now ? marty : yes . john : what 's he doing in your bed ? marty : i was afraid . i asked him to stay . john : what were you afraid of ? marty : i was having a nightmare . just like i am now . john : is that what you think this is ? marty : i hope so . john : there 's no reason to be afraid of me . i 'm not the one who hurt you . and if you 're so worried about me , why do n't you go ahead and wake him up ? marty : oh , just go . just go . john : i 'm still here . marty : why are you doing this ? it is because of todd ? is that why you 're here ? john : why do you think i care about him ? marty : because you 're involved with his wife , and you turned her against him , and his children , too . john : oh . and manning did n't have anything to do with that ? marty : no -- he loves his children more than anything , and he still loves his wife . john : does that really work for you ? me , keeping him away from his wife ? marty : why would you leave me for dead ? john : why are you dreaming about a man who supposedly hurt you so bad ? [ scene_break ] john : manning is no match for me . marty : do n't underestimate him . i did . john : i know what he did to you , and i 'll never forget . marty : is that what this is about ? are you punishing todd for raping me ? john : i would n't use blair for that . marty : no , you would n't . you 're not that kind of man . john : you 're as beautiful as i remember you . marty : i would n't say that too loud if i were you . john : it 'll be our secret . marty : what would have happened , if i had n't died ? would i have been the one ? [ scene_break ] rex : gigi . oh , what did you do that for ? gigi : for sleeping with my double . rex : i thought you said you understood . gigi : sort of . rex : well , if i did n't think you were right here , i do now . gigi : how did we get in this mess , balsom ? [ scene_break ] shane : queens and jacks in the house . read 'em and weep . brody : oh , man . just do n't tell your mom i taught you to play so good . shane : the only card game she knows is `` go fish . `` brody : well , she 's a girl . shane : she never even hung out with guys . she never went out with anyone , ever . brody : not even once ? shane : i used to think that it was because she missed you . but -- maybe i was wrong . brody : i think you 're the only guy she wanted to hang with . shane : unless -- brody : what ? shane : it was rex that she was missing . brody : you do n't like rex ? i thought you did . shane : rex is cool . he used to take me to baseball and stuff . and when mom stood up at his wedding and said that she loved him , before you showed up , i wanted rex to love mom and not adriana . brody : that 's okay , i get that . what ? shane : and i thought , before you showed up maybe rex could be my dad . [ scene_break ] rex : that 's when we got struck by lightning and ended up in 1968 . noelle is rosa , natalie is maria , jared is clint . moe is some hippie dude named jeremiah , making magic brownies at the good day cafe . bo is his father . he was supposed to sleep with emma , to father david vickers . gigi : what ? rex : i 'll save that for later . moe hooks us up with this professor fina , who 's basically delphina as a man . he tells us how to get back to 2008 . he thinks that bo made it . i 'm still here . gigi : i 'm here to bring you back . rex : i do n't think it 's that easy . gigi : sure it is ! we go out to the fence and do what that professor told you to do , and we 're back . rex : you do n't understand . i 'm not sure we can get back . [ scene_break ] marty : i do n't know why i 'm dreaming about you . [ exhales ] i hate you for what you did to me . john : you do n't seem to want to be rid of me either . marty : but i 'll wake up eventually , and you 'll be gone . john : i 'll be out of your mind ? marty : uh - huh . this wo n't happen again . i will be free of you . john : you keep telling yourself that . [ scene_break ] john : would you have been the one ? i do n't even know if there is a `` one `` for me . marty : we never got the chance to play it out and see . john : now we 'll never know . marty : maybe it 's her . hmm , she 's lucky . john : yeah ? why is that ? marty : to be there with you . i ca n't help it . i wish it were me . it just feels as if it 's my place -- where i belong , and that she should be where i am . john : what are you saying ? marty : i 've got to go . john : do n't go . what did you mean by that ? marty : you 'll see me again . john : will i ? will you be back ? [ scene_break ] asa : so you 're letting go of me , bo ? bo : about time , do n't you think ? asa : what are you going to do with your life , without me riding you ? bo : start over , i guess . what choice do i have ? you 're gone now . asa : you 'll always be asa buchanan 's son . bo : mm - hmm . but i 'll also always be bo buchanan . i like bo buchanan . asa : hell , i could have told you that . bo : why did n't you ever tell me that ? asa : would you have listened ? you had to figure it out for yourself . just like your own son will . you think he does n't have big boots to fill , too ? bo : i do n't want him to ever have to feel that way . asa : like you think i did you . bo : you can rest now , pa . i can take care of myself . asa : it 's about time you figured that out . bo : i still miss you , old man . asa : you would n't be talking to me here if you did n't . asa : i miss you , too , bo . is that what you wanted me to say ? bo : yeah . asa : you and your brother were the best things i ever did . [ scene_break ] brody : you mean -- you wanted your mom to marry rex so that he 'd be your stepdad or something ? shane : or that -- he really was my dad . brody : why would -- why would you think that ? shane : because he was alive , and you were n't . sorry , dad . brody : do n't even think about that . i mean , why would n't you want a dad that was alive ? shane : so , you 're not mad at me ? brody : i could never be mad at you , shane . you 're the best son any father could hope to have . brody : no matter what happens , even if your mom ends up with rex , i 'm still going to be a big part of your life . nothing 's going to change that . all right , you finish up your milk and get back up to bed . if your mom gets home and you 're still up , we 're toast . shane : this really sucks , by the way . but since you made it , i 'll drink it . brody : okay , go on . i 'll be right up to tuck you in . [ scene_break ] gigi : what do you mean , we ca n't go back ? i have to get back to shane . rex : here 's the thing . when i did n't make it back through the portal with bo -- it closed . gigi : oh . rex : for 20 more years , according to fina . gigi : well , figure out a way to get it back open , because i can not stay here . this place creeps me out . did you know there 's not just another me running around here ? there 's a little boy downstairs who looks just like shane . rex : that 's spencer truman . gigi : that guy lindsay killed ? rex : okay , he 's not shane . but i will get you back to shane . somehow , some way -- i 'll think of something . gigi : god -- what if you do n't ? what if i never see my son again ? rex : hey , i wo n't let that happen . gigi , i promise you , now that you 're here , i know i can do it . gigi : i hope you 're right . rex : i will do whatever it takes , morasco . gigi : just one more thing , balsom . if you think i 'm sleeping with you tonight , you 're whacked . i 'm so glad i found you . rex : i am , too , morasco .
gigi is traveling in 1968 and at the ranch . she seems to know that rex is nearby . and she goes to find him in bed with emma . she is upset but later realizes that he only loves her . he explains to her that brody gave him reason to believe that she was done with him and sleeping with brody . she tells him that is not true . and they conclude that they were meant for each other . back in llanview , shane has a premonition that he will `` lose `` brody , find out he is not his real dad and he admits to brody that he can sense that maybe rex is his real father and the right man for his mom . john is dreaming while blair is in his bed . he sees marty . she informs him that she believes what todd has told her about him . at that same time , marty dreams about john when todd is sleeping in her bed . she asks him if he is the right person for her or if blair is . bo talks to asa 's ghost and stands up to his father by telling him he no longer wants to fill asa 's shoes . he does not treat women the way asa does and is proud to be himself whether asa approves of his choices or not .
[ starr giggles ] starr : having fun , huh ? oh , how 's the water feel ? langston : how do you feel about calculus before lunch ? starr : oh , i hate it any time . can you believe how cute she is ? langston : she 's adorable . i say we get the hard classes out of the way in the morning . starr : what are you doing ? langston : picking our ap classes so that we can have free periods together . starr : no , you do n't need to do that . langston : you do n't want to hang out with me ? starr : i 'm not going back to school . [ scene_break ] cole : all the counselors are out for lunch . sergei : some would say permanently . cole : really ? sergei : it 's a joke . why are you here , cole ? do n't you work for me now ? [ scene_break ] elijah : matthew , enlighten us . why do you think you have the maturity to make a decision of this magnitude about your health ? was n't it your own bad judgment that put you in this wheelchair in the first place ? téa : objection , your honor ! that assumes facts not in evidence . that would be irrelevant even -- elijah : this 15-year - old boy is petitioning for the right to make a critical medical decision . his judgment , or lack thereof , is at the very center of this case . judge : establish a foundation . elijah : thank you , your honor . matthew , the night of the accident , after you left the dance , exactly what did you do ? matthew : i got a ride from my friend cole thornhart . we got into an accident and i was thrown from the car . elijah : well , how could that have happened if you were wearing your seat belt ? [ scene_break ] waitress : thanks , brody . brody : how are you ? jessica : i 'm not sure . brody : so where have you been ? jessica : well , you know how i said i did n't want to talk to dr. levin about it ? i talked to dr. levin about it . brody : okay . jessica : i do n't want to lose it , brody . i ca n't , so i have to face that i have a problem now . brody : you 're not losing it . jessica : i 'm seeing my dead husband or hallucinating ... brody : no , jessica , it 's real . [ scene_break ] clint : nora 's in court today with matthew 's case turning up . i want to get over there . natalie : i know , dad , and we 're sorry , but this ca n't wait . clint : what 's wrong ? [ doorbell rings ] jared : this was delivered to my office yesterday . clint : what is it ? jared : nash 's death . [ scene_break ] david : nigel , dude ! ford : you 're getting this , right ? markko : yeah , we 're good . david : favor me . kill the fatted calf , nigel . the prodigal buchanan son is home at last , and this time i 'm here to stay . [ scene_break ] clint : how the hell did anybody get their hands on this ? somebody mailed this to you ? jared : hand - delivered . clint : so what about the logbook ? jared : well , the name was a scribble , of course . i tried to chase the guy down when i saw what it was , but he was already gone . clint : what about security ? jared : we went over all the security tapes . there 's only one shot , but nobody could id him . he had no clearance to be in the building . clint : can you tell who it is ? jared : no . natalie : i mean , who would want to do something like this ? clint : does jessie know about this ? because this could destroy her . [ scene_break ] jessica : how do you know it 's not all in my head ? brody : remember when you told me about the heart outline on the french doors at your house ? jessica : yes , yes . brody : okay , i checked . i fogged up the glass and the outline was still there . you did n't imagine it , jess . there is somebody real stalking you . [ scene_break ] cole : yeah , i work for you , but that does n't mean i have to explain every minute of my life to you . sergei : it is friendly question , cole . cole : okay , how can we be friends if i do n't even know your name ? sergei : call me sergei . cole : okay , sergei . sergei : now tell me why you are hanging out with the authorities . cole : i want to stay clean . i also have a mom with a cop boyfriend and who expects me to stay clean and go to college . sergei : ah . very wise . cole : now i 'm gon na ask you a question , sergei , if that 's okay ? why -- why are you here ? sergei : i have great interest in your life ... and recovery . how it works , this is our competition . cole : okay , there 'll be plenty of other customers . sergei : some of them right here . cole : maybe . but if i give you all of my customers , you would n't need me , would you ? sergei : we do n't need you . never forget that . cole : why are you following me ? sergei : why do you care if you have nothing to hide ? [ scene_break ] langston : okay , you did not just say that . you ca n't just drop out of school . starr : so i 'm supposed to take notes while someone else is taking care of my baby ? langston : um , yeah . starr : what ? i 've already missed out on so much of hope 's life already . langston : so you 're gon na miss out on the rest of yours instead ? starr : i ca n't imagine leaving her all day . langston : but you can imagine being a dropout teenage mother ? starr : okay , you make that sound really awful . langston : hello ! do n't you want to be independent , be able to take care of yourself in the world ? starr : yes , i do . langston : or do you just want to depend on handouts from your family for the rest of your life ? starr : no . langston : do n't you want to set a good example for your daughter ? starr : yes . i want to take responsibility for her . how can i go back to school and do that ? [ scene_break ] nigel : do you have an appointment ? david : nigel , loyal retainer to the buchanans for generations . ford , should we do on - screen titles ? ford : absolutely . we need to build brand and audience loyalty . priscilla , write ... nigel : now , if you 'll excuse me ... david : nigel , dude ! nigel : i am not by any known latitude of the word a `` dude . `` ford : genius . write that down . david : it is i , david buchanan . you can no longer keep me from my birthright . it was nigel who moved heaven and earth to prevent me from knowing that i was a buchanan . nigel : and i was correct . you are not asa buchanan 's son . david : he speaks nothing but the truth . it turns out i was the last stateside roll in the hay for a young ... nigel : undoubtedly drunken ... david : bo buchanan , who went to war . nigel : i must insist that you leave . david : give it a rest , nigel ! i 've come back to my ancestral home , the home of my granddaddy . my handicapped little brother needs me here , and most importantly , we have to be ready for a fall - season launch . [ scene_break ] elijah : matthew , was your seat belt defective ? matthew : no . elijah : did it break in the crash ? matthew : no . elijah : i mean , your mom and dad taught you to buckle up , did n't they ? you do know it 's the law , do n't you ? matthew : yes . elijah : so then how were you thrown from the car ? matthew : i was n't wearing my seat belt . téa : your honor , this is harassment . matthew is in no way responsible for the accident that paralyzed him . elijah : again , this speaks to his judgment and maturity . judge : i 'll allow it . elijah : matthew , why were n't you wearing your seat belt ? matthew : i was n't thinking . elijah : why not ? matthew : i -- there was this thing at the dance . elijah : `` a thing `` ? matthew : uh , i do n't know . like a joke . these kids were making fun of me . i had to get out of there fast . elijah : so you ran out of that dance , jumped in the first car you saw , and then just did n't buckle your seat belt ? matthew : no , it did n't happen like that . elijah : would you call that sound judgment ? would you say it was a mature decision ? destiny : matthew 's not the one who made the big mistake here . it 's his parents . [ scene_break ] brody : why do n't you look convinced ? jessica : because i know myself , or , my selves . i could 've drawn the heart , brody . brody : okay , you 've been doing great . i have n't noticed anything off about you . have you had any signs ? jessica : no , no . i 'm not losing time . and i 've been dealing with chloe 's death , and i 've been handling it . i 've been handling everything until now . brody : so do you think you 're doing this to yourself ? jessica : no . no , i do n't . but that 's why the heart on the window freaked me out so much . it was -- it was our thing . brody : what do you mean ? jessica : well , nash would draw a heart on my hand with his finger to tell me that he loved me . you know , it 's the last thing he did before he died . brody : i 'm so sorry that some creep would use that . jessica : no , no . no one knew about it except nash and me . not even natalie . you 're the first person that i 've told . there 's only one person who could 've known to draw a heart on that window , and that 's nash . [ scene_break ] nigel : i must insist ... david : oh , relax , nigel . come on , this is gon na be fun ! nigel : who are these people ? david : this is my 3-man crew : ford , priscilla , markko . markko : i do n't have a card yet . david : you see that ? we 're bringing jobs into the community . nigel : but why ? how -- why ? david : nigel , it 's a reality television show . nigel : ah ! david : i know . brilliant , right ? nigel : no . i would die before you make a mockery of this family . david : ford , do you love this guy ? nigel , i see a whole spinoff for you , some sort of a `` out of the pantry and onto the red carpet `` sort of makeover deal . ford : david ? david : huh ? uh , everyone , hold your marks . ford : this is n't working . david : oh , no . no , no . i 'm not taking off my shirt on television . ford : no , you promised us crazy rich people . david : we 've been knee - deep in crazy rich folks since we got to town ! ford : yeah , but that does us no good if we ca n't film . we 've been kicked out of 2 houses already . david : no , this is my family . we 're good here . ford : then why did n't we come here first ? david : because i owed it to dorian to give her a shot at fame . and viki and jessica -- they would 've made great reality television . i mean , between the two of them , there 's at least 7 characters . ford : wait , so this family 's boring ? david : boring ? did you see the moat ? ford , my father is the commissioner of police . my uncle is a genuine cowboy . my grandmother was an ex - madam at a brothel ! my little brother is the tiny tim of llanview high ! look at this ! we have expensive locations , a laundry list of characters . and if you insist , i will reluctantly take off my shirt . ford : your family also seems to hate you . david : of course they do . a big dramatic arc : `` an epic journey home by a hero . `` ford : yeah , but if they wo n't cooperate , then we 're back right where we started . we have to start all over . david : no . this is my family . they ca n't kick me out ! come on ! nigel , who 's home ? nigel : you will not pass . david : move or i 'll make you move . nigel : so be it ! david : ford ? ford : priscilla ? markko : no . if you hurt him , i quit . priscilla : i 'm not hurting anyone . i would n't dream of it . no animals or butlers were hurt in the making of this picture . they were tickled pink . nigel : no , no , no , no ! please ... [ nigel laughs ] [ scene_break ] clint : is that some -- somebody 's sick idea of a joke ? or is it a threat that 's gon na lead to blackmail ? natalie : everyone knows that nash 's death was an accident . clint : yeah . anybody out to get back at you for it ? natalie : you mean besides tess ? [ nigel laughs ] david : uncle clint . clint : what -- what the hell -- what are you doing here , vickers ? david : it 's buchanan now , remember ? clint : how 'd you get in ? nigel : no , please ! no -- just cease and desist ! oh , i tried to stop them , sir . they 're making reality - tv programming ! clint : oh -- vickers , i do n't have any time for whatever it is you 're doing . so you and your little friends , get out . nigel , i want a word with you . david : cousin natalie . cousin natalie , former trailer trash and pool hall hustler , now the dainty flower of the buchanan house . like natalie , i came to the buchanan family picnic late . jared : take your hands off of her , you freak ! david : speaking of freaks , these two were having sex while he pretended to be her uncle . natalie : no , no , he never touched me while -- while he was doing all that . david : angle on jared banks . he came to town posing as the buchanan heir . ford : hold your shot . hold that shot . david : almost foiled your plan there , did n't i , banks ? natalie : oh , you 're an idiot . david : so you tied me up half naked in the barn and stashed me with the horses . jared : and i 'm gon na do a lot worse if you do n't leave my family alone . david : and we certainly know you 're capable of violence , do n't we , mr. banks ? for this man pushed natalie 's sister 's husband through a skylight and caused his death . [ scene_break ] brody : okay , you drew a heart on your baby 's casket . i saw that , and so maybe it was n't as secret as you thought . maybe somebody picked up on you and nash using it before . jessica : maybe . brody : i tried to get a fingerprint . it was too smeared for a lift , but there was a fingerprint . a human hand drew that heart . there 's somebody real out there messing with you . jessica : right . brody : so focus on that . jessica : okay . okay , i will . um , i have to -- i have to go and drop bree 's paperwork off at her preschool , so -- brody : be careful , okay ? if you think you 're being followed , you call me immediately . jessica : i will . [ scene_break ] clint : vickers , you know that -- would you turn that thing off ? you 're making me crazy ! you know that nash 's death was an accident . david : that 's your story . but is it true or is it a mystery ? secret treachery that i will expose . natalie : oh , my god . were you the one who sent that dvd ? david : what ? natalie : pictures of nash 's death . david : footage or stills ? jared : you want to shut him up , or i will . natalie : because , you know , they showed up the same day you did . clint : i hope you 're not trying to make money off that young man 's death . david : vengeance from beyond the grave ... jackpot ! we 'll kick ratings butt with this ! jared : you get out of here ! natalie : oh , my god ! david : ohh ! and that 's how we roll with `` the real buchanans of llantano county . `` [ scene_break ] delphina : come in , jessica . jessica : how did you know it was me ? delphina : you read the door ? jessica : yes . so you know who i am ? delphina : well , i met tess last summer . she 's not around anymore , right ? or the other one : prissy , glasses ? jessica : how do you know bess ? delphina : maybe we should go back to the door , start over . that might save us some questions . jessica : okay , so you know things . delphina : that 's why you pay me . for example , i know that you think i 'm a fraud . jessica : my grandmother is renee buchanan . she believes in you , and she said that you reached my grandfather the night before my mom 's wedding . delphina : uh - huh . well , that was n't much of a conversation . yes , asa was into a lot of , shall we say , mischief . did n't have time for me . jessica : `` mischief `` ? delphina : mischief : making the lights go out , mixing up the couples ' names on the banner . he 's not really taking that heavenly rest thing very seriously . but that 's not why you 're here , is it ? about the other one . jessica : what ? delphina : the other presence i felt that night . jessica : you felt someone ? there was something ... delphina : hmm . look at the skeptic go lily white . yes , your grandfather was not the only one visiting from the other side that night . [ scene_break ] nigel : shall i call the police , sir ? clint : no , nigel . i will handle it . you just go and pull yourself together . nigel : thank you , sir . jared : you need help tossing these clowns ? clint : no . this may be the only thing i enjoy all day . look , i want the two of you to find jessica . warn her about this dvd , but do it nice and gently , okay ? natalie : we 'll call you later , dad . clint : okay . natalie : markko , be careful . markko : look , i 'm sorry . it 's a job and i really need the extra cash . natalie : no , i totally get it . just stay out of the crossfire . [ scene_break ] langston : i already put down all your classes for you , so all you have to do is just sign . starr : did you not hear a word that i said ? langston : yeah , but i 'm ignoring you . starr : so you think that someone else should take care of my kid ? langston : starr , people in this house are in line fighting over the chance to change hope 's diapers . i mean , hot and cold running babysitters . you are so covered on that front . starr : i guess so . langston : and , look , i 'll bunch all our classes together so you 're only at school for , like , 5 hours tops . starr : it 's gon na be really hard to study . langston : we 'll do it together . let me help . i mean , come on , starr . what 's up with you ? you get straight as . did you really want to drop out ? starr : i -- i do n't know . i do n't know what i want right now ... except to see cole . langston : well , all he has to do is pass the ged exam and he gets his diploma . i mean , graduate high school , and in a year we can all be in college together . starr : yeah , i know . langston : what are -- are you worried about him ? starr : i just want him to be done with his community service . langston : because it 's such a drag or are you scared for him ? starr , is cole doing something dangerous ? [ scene_break ] sergei : what is this ged ? cole : it 's an exam i have to take before college this fall . sergei : you 're going to school ? cole : yeah . sergei : with the money that you are making now ? cole : it 's chump change compared to the money we could be making with me in college . sergei : university is covered . cole : really ? you have someone selling to all the freshmen , the new kids ? sergei : this could be useful . cole : it 's a gold mine . all the kids pouring into l.u . ? first time when they 're not being at home with their parents , looking to party ? it 's a big market . sergei : already a businessman ? cole : i told you i need money . sergei : for your baby . what a perfect guy you are . cole : you think ? hmm . i crashed my car ; put a kid in a wheelchair . not so perfect . [ scene_break ] destiny : the people who put matthew in that wheelchair are becca and her boy justin . they did the meanest thing i 've ever seen on school grounds , and they never paid one minute for it . judge : you have been warned , miss . téa : sit down , destiny . this is n't helping . elijah : all right , matthew , so you were upset about becca and her boy justin and you forgot to buckle up ? matthew : yeah . elijah : but that was n't the worst of it . you knew cole thornhart was using drugs , did n't you ? matthew : kind of . elijah : a fact you never bothered to share with your parents , right ? matthew : i -- i did n't know how bad ... elijah : you know what grownups do when they think someone has a drug problem ? matthew : i guess it depends . elijah : they get that person help . téa : your honor , he 's testifying . judge : i 'm allowing this line of inquiry . but ask questions . elijah : again , thank you , your honor . matthew , did you know cole was high that night ? matthew : not at first . elijah : did he say anything that might 've given you a clue ? matthew : no . he just wanted me to get out of the car . elijah : so let me get this straight . the drug user that you 've chosen to drive you home tried to get you out of the car , but yet you insisted on riding anyway ? matthew : look , i just wanted to get home ! elijah : you would 've done anything to get out of that dance , huh ? just like you 'd do anything to walk again ? what do you think that says about your judgment , matthew ? matthew : okay , i 'm sorry ! i made a mistake ! everyone makes mistakes . why do n't you ask my parents ? i 'll bet you they did something that they regret . elijah : we 're talking about your judgment , matthew . once you realized or even suspected that cole was in an altered state , you did n't try to get out of the car . you did n't ask him to pull over and let you out . matthew : no . i just ... elijah : you did n't even put on your seat belt when you knew he was high ! matthew : no , i made a bad mistake . elijah : actually , you made several that night , matthew . you could 've stopped this chain of events at any point . téa : objection . elijah : but every time you made a bad choice that , in the end , put you in this wheelchair . now , the next decision you make could put you in the ground ! téa : objection , your honor ! that is outrageous ! judge : order in the court ! elijah : no further questions . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm not leaving until my daddy comes home . clint : oh , bo does not want to see you . david : he 's in denial . clint : no , he 's not . he 's perfectly lucid , and he 'd love to throw you in jail for trespassing . david : and so it continues : abuse and neglect . my father abandoned me at birth . clint : bo did n't even know you existed , and now he wishes you did n't . david : do you see ? these people will cut you . i 'm going nowhere until my father comes home and faces me . clint : well , genius , get a load of this . bo does n't live here anymore . david : really ? well , nora does , and he 'll come here to see her . they always make excuses to see each other . clint : you do n't know what you 're talking about . david : oh , please . a blind man can see it from the back of a cave or a very dark room . i 'm very good with metaphors . try to get them all on camera . nora hanen is -- clint : no , it 's nora hanen buchanan because she 's my wife . david : you married nora ? clint buchanan stole the love of my father 's life away from him . [ scene_break ] téa : redirect ? so , matthew , you know you made some mistakes on the night of the accident , correct ? matthew : yes . téa : you made some impulsive decisions that , as you have already explained to us , you know cost you dearly . matthew : yes . téa : okay . how has that changed you ? matthew : i do n't do anything without thinking now . i ca n't . téa : you really consider your decisions carefully now ? matthew : especially big ones . téa : mm - hmm . and have you really considered the decision about whether or not to get surgery ? matthew : yes . i went online . i researched it . i talked to dr. evans . i read what doctors said about dr. evans . i read patient reviews from people who had the same surgery that i want to get from dr. evans . téa : so you spent a lot of time on this ? matthew : it 's all i 've thought about ever since i heard there was a surgery that could help me walk again . téa : mm - hmm . you 've looked at it from many different angles ? matthew : yes . téa : no further questions , your honor . judge : we 're adjourned until tomorrow . [ judge pearson pounds gavel ] bailiff : all rise ! [ scene_break ] natalie : oh , hey , brody . brody : hey , guys . what can i get you ? jared : no , thank you . actually , we 're looking for jessica . brody : she was here . she had to go over to bree 's school . jared : okay . brody : is everything okay ? natalie : yeah . we 're just -- we need to tell her something . brody : she has her phone . natalie : yeah , it 's kind of not a phone thing . so if you see her , could you just let her know that we need to see her ? okay ? brody : sure . natalie : thanks . jared : thanks . brody : wait . can i ask you guys something ? have you noticed anything strange around llanfair lately ? natalie : like what ? brody : strangers around the house , weird things in the house . jared : why do you ask ? brody : i think someone could be stalking jessica . [ scene_break ] jessica : so someone else was hanging around the lodge that night , a person ? delphina : more like a presence . jessica : well , do you know who it was ? delphina : there was some wine involved . jessica : oh , my god : nash , my husband . he owned a vineyard . delphina : no , no , no , no . i mean , i had a really good glass of rose with a spanakopita special over at the cafe stavros . yeah , so it 's a little murky . but i definitely felt something . jessica : well , i saw him that night . i -- i saw something , and that was -- that was the first time . delphina : you 're talking about nash . jessica : yes . and i 've seen him since then , and he 's left me signs . delphina : like what ? jessica : i do n't know . you know , this is nuts . he 's dead , but someone just keeps on poking around and ... delphina : yeah , the dead come and visit us . jessica : well , i do n't believe in ghosts . delphina : neither do i . we 're talking about the spirit of your loved one . they come back . they check up on us . you know , it 's not the easter bunny : your belief is n't necessary . jessica : well , i just wish i knew for sure . delphina : well , then call him . jessica : what ? delphina : well , you want to talk to nash ? i 'm running a recession special on séances . want to give it a shot ? [ scene_break ] jared : there was this thing ... natalie : yes , we want to tell jessica about it . that 's why we wanted to warn her . brody : you think somebody 's after her ? natalie : we do n't know . but somebody is definitely messing with our heads . brody : about what ? jared : nash 's death . [ scene_break ] cole : look , i want more territory . i can do more . did you talk to your boss about it yet ? sergei : yes . cole : and ? sergei : you go nowhere else till he meets you . cole : okay . fine . i can meet him anytime . sergei : you 're still a baby yourself , yes ? cole : i 'm ready . sergei : you will sell to freshmen at l.u . cole : and you can make that happen all by yourself ? sergei : i 'll see what i can do . cole : make it happen . sergei : yes , you 're so motivated . but then you have so much to protect : your mother and starr and that little baby girl . [ phone rings ] sergei : this is sergei . so are you sure shipment is tonight ? [ continues indistinctly ] [ scene_break ] starr : yes , i 'm worried about cole . langston : and you really ca n't tell me what he 's doing ? starr : believe me ; you 're better off not knowing . langston : is this why you 're all `` i ca n't finish school `` ? starr : well , probably . i want cole to come home , and it makes me want to be around hope more . langston : what can i do to help ? starr : you do n't have to do anything . tell me about your life . how 's markko ? have his parents come around ? langston : not a bit . and he was really stressing money , but he got a job with a camera crew . starr : really ? that 's great ! langston : yeah . good job , good money . i mean , i do n't have to worry about him at all . [ scene_break ] david : so it 's brother against brother for the love of a single woman , the same woman who once married a gay serial killer . the serial killer was gay , not the victims . was that clear ? should i rephrase it ? clint : stop now ! david : this same woman cheated on my father so she could get pregnant , or so she said . clint : now , you shut up about nora . david : yet through it all , she never stopped loving my dad . clint : you have no -- that marriage was over years ago . for heaven sakes , bo was my best man . david : how long before their love flowers again ? ford : cut ! that was great . fantastic . i 'm gon na need you to sign this release form . clint : i 'm not signing anything . get out of my way ! ford : ugh ! we 're out of here ! david : what are you talking about ? things are just now getting good ! clint : wait a minute ! i 'll sign it . clint : and you stay right where you are , because i want you to get everything on tape as i kill david . david : oh , come on . you got to let me take my shirt off now . markko : did you miss the part about him killing you ? david : no , no , no , relax . that 's just how they talk around here . ford : i do n't know . you kind of hit a nerve about the man 's wife . [ scene_break ] bo : i thought we had an understanding . elijah : we do : you want to win . nora : no , you ca n't go tearing matthew to pieces like that . elijah : nora , what would you rather see ? a little discomfort on the witness stand or your son in a coffin ? bo : no , no , do n't do that to her . nora : i want my son whole , but i want him happy , too . elijah : it 's just too bad he does n't feel the same way about you . you heard the swipe he took at you guys about your big secret lapse in judgment . bo : we heard . elijah : so , clearly , he and téa are n't above playing dirty . [ scene_break ] téa : hey , matthew ? listen , you did great . on redirect , you were wonderful . the judge will definitely see the difference between that night and now . destiny : he 's definitely getting that surgery , is n't he ? téa : i have every reason to hope . matthew : thanks , the two of you . téa : sure . i 'll see you later . nora : we 're ready to go . are you ? matthew : yeah . i 'll meet you at the car . nora : all right . destiny : you guys fight it out in there , and then you guys get in the same car and go home together ? matthew : yeah . i know , right ? it 's been fun so far , but i 'm glad i have a big house . i ca n't wait to get home . [ scene_break ] langston : so how 's the job ? are you learning lots of new camera techniques ? markko : mostly ducking . langston : is it any fun ? priscilla : ahh ! oh , my god ! ford : everybody , stay calm ! langston : what was that ? markko : i 'm not sure . uh , i got to go . clint buchanan has a gun . david : ford ? ford : uh , go ahead and shoot , but make sure to miss all the vital organs . it 's too late to recast . [ scene_break ] starr : hello ? cole : it 's me . i have a couple of minutes . starr : i 'm so glad you called . where are you ? cole : the rehab center . how 's hope doing ? starr : she 's great . oh , you should see her . she looks so cute in her little swimsuit . cole : take a picture for me ? starr : of course i will . she misses her daddy and so do i . cole : me , too . so what are you doing besides swimming ? starr : signing up for classes . langston convinced me that i can go to school and still have time with the baby . we could have a great year , cole . cole : we will . starr : once we 're together . cole : soon . [ scene_break ] sergei : he can sell to the freshmen at the university : my idea , of course . he is very eager to move up . so far , he checks out . i do n't know . something makes a bug in my ear about him . [ scene_break ] elijah : your boy was rolling pretty close to the edge there . téa : we 'll still beat you . elijah : if he even so much as hints at the idea that bo and nora are hiding something again ... téa : then what ? elijah : did you read that piece of paper i gave you ? téa : you mean this one ? elijah : yeah . téa : it means nothing . elijah : so that 's how you want to play ? téa : see you tomorrow . [ scene_break ] bo : matthew , wait just a minute . i think we need to talk about what you said in court today . matthew : which part ? bo : what you said about your mom and me . matthew : well , i did n't tell him about you and mom making out before a wedding . nora : it was n't making out ... bo : look , if you plan on using this against us in court , i 'd like a chance to talk to uncle clint first . i know right now you probably hate your mom and me , but i know that you care about him . i do n't think he deserves to be blindsided , do n't you think ? matthew : a lot of people do n't deserve what happens to them . nora : matthew , wait , wait . matt -- markko ? david : we 're leaving . see ? bye - bye . clint : yes , yes , yes , you 're going bye - bye , but not before you give me all the footage that you shot today . david : now , you take it easy . bo : watch it . david : dad . thank god you 're here . my dad 's here . [ scene_break ] jared : this is the person who delivered that . natalie : do you recognize him ? brody : do you think this could be nash ? [ scene_break ] delphina : nash ? nash , can you hear me ? will you show yourself to me ? your wife is here . she needs you . and i think you might need her . jessica : nash ? is that you ?
starr tells langston that she is not returning to school because she has to take responsibility for baby hope . langston convinces her that her family will help her , so starr concedes and chooses classes . she confides to langston that she is worried about cole . sergei follows cole to the rehab center and asks why he is consorting with the authorities . he tells him the rehab is in competition with their drug business . cole suggests that he sell to freshmen at llanview university .
jessica : i have an appointment with dr. wright . there 's something i need to know . how soon into a pregnancy can a paternity test be performed ? brody : who were you talking to ? jessica : dr. wright 's office . brody : about a paternity test for an unborn baby ? jessica : yes . brody : why ? [ scene_break ] john : so why did clarke attack you in the first place ? ford : because i was blackmailing him . john : with what ? ford : i found out he used to go by another name -- bennett thompson . john : how 'd you know that clarke used to be bennett thompson ? [ scene_break ] kelly : oh ! ow ! watch where you 're going ! david : what is the matter with you ? watch where you 're going . i think i 'm developing a bruise . kelly : you 'll live . david : kelly , i have wedding photos to consider . how 's it going to look if i 'm gazing at dorian with a black eye ? is it swelling ? i feel like it 's swelling . kelly : find a mirror , and you 'll see you 're fine . [ scene_break ] bo : do you know where to take these after i finish signing them ? inez : yes . records room , 250-b ? bo : that 's it . you know what ? i 'm gon na draw you a map , though . would n't want my new assistant to fall through the cracks and never be seen again . okay , you 're gon na go out my door , hang a left ... david : uh - oh . i do n't know who she is , but if she sticks around , you can kiss pa good - bye . [ scene_break ] dorian : so , langston , is this young man going to be escorting you to the wedding ? james : i 'm in . dorian : well , good . go home , get into a suit . starr : lang , we need to talk . langston : really ? dorian : what 's there to talk about ? i mean , i 'm sure that you 're just as thrilled as i am that langston is moving on from that dreadful , vile robert ford . langston : all right , let 's not talk about that , please . dorian : okay , but this young man , on the contrary , shows up here , actually comes to the door , mingles with your family , unlike , once again , that vile robert ford . starr : you know , it 's funny , because james is ford 's brother . [ scene_break ] ford : clarke already tried to kill me once . how do i know that if i blow his cover , he wo n't try to finish me off ? john : give me something i can use , and he wo n't be able to get to you . did you know clarke as bennett thompson before you came to llanview ? hey , come on , man . help me get this guy off the street . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm so glad we did n't postpone the wedding , although we have to share our wedding day with dorian and david . eli : blair , i do n't even care . blair : i do . eli : there were so many days before where i thought i was gon na be a bachelor forever . never thought i 'd meet the right woman , but now that i have , i ca n't wait to see what married life is like . blair : mmm . [ scene_break ] ford : i never met clarke when he was bennett thompson , and he never came out and admitted that he went by that name . john : how did you know about this other identity ? ford : i had an affair with his wife . [ scene_break ] bo : this whole section here is under construction , so you have to go up one flight over to the west staircase , down ... nora : i love it . you 've never even met the woman , and already you 're predicting disaster . david : well , have you looked at her ? the raven hair , the come - hither eyes , the come - hither body ? nora : okay , okay . he 's hired her as his assistant , and they 're working together . that 's it , david . david : oh , right . uncle clint hired an assistant , too , did n't he ? and then before you knew it , she became mrs. clint buchanan . nora : okay , that was different . david : whatever you say , ma . nora : please do n't call me that . david : look , i 'm just trying to keep my family intact . nora : okay , we 're gon na be just fine . bo and i are gon na be just fine . david : so you think , and then the calls start , the `` i 'm gon na be late `` calls . come on . take off the blinders . they 're already pretty cozy in there . oh , she 'll put on a good act for you , believe me . she 'll chum up to you about pa. she 'll admire your career . she 'll compliment your appearance . heck , she 'll probably even tell you you 're a great wife and mother . but if you do n't make him fire her , you are sitting on a powder keg waiting to blow . tick - tock , tick - tock , tick - tock . nora : okay , first of all , powder kegs -- they do n't have timers . david : it 's more like a fuse , is n't it ? nora : david , you need to have a little -- give your father a little more credit . i mean , his head is not gon na turn over some pretty , very young face . [ scene_break ] langston : oh , thanks , starr . did you really need to do that ? starr : i was just telling the truth . i did n't mean to upset you . dorian : no , it 's perfectly all right . if this young man is indeed robert ford 's brother , then i ought to know . now that i look at you , i do see the resemblance . langston , i need to have a word with you . langston : no , you do n't . james is nothing like his brother . dorian : james almost got starr killed . langston : dorian , can i have a word with you , please ? dorian : all right . langston : thank you . starr : okay . james : wait . starr , where are you going ? starr : look , i 'll see you at the wedding . or not . james : is that what you wanted ? to make sure that langston did n't have a date to the wedding ? starr : i do n't want langston to get hurt . james : no worries , twinkle . i 'm not the hurting kind . [ scene_break ] dorian : do n't think you can fool me . you 're only going out with this boy so that you can make his brother jealous . [ scene_break ] ford : it was a few years ago in l.a . i had just gotten out of film school . john : so you met this woman in l.a. ? ford : that 's where clarke was living at the time , under the name thompson . john : but if you never met him , how do you know that eli clarke and bennett thompson are the same person ? [ scene_break ] brody : you 're not asking for a paternity test for our baby , are you ? ford 's voice : all right , you sleep with your fiancé , right ? we were one time , barely even that . jessica 's voice : right . right . there 's barely any chance this baby could be yours . jessica : no . brody : whose baby are you asking about ? [ scene_break ] ford : her name was olivia , and she loved hooking up at their house . there were pictures of her husband in every room -- all 20 rooms , actually . john : so when clarke was in l.a. , he had a lot of money . ford : no . the money came from olivia . the woman was loaded . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , it 's strange to think of you as never being married before . i wish i could say the same for me . eli : well , i 'm looking forward to the benefits of your experience . blair : well , i 'm gon na do things differently this time , that 's for sure . eli : oh , you got that right . this marriage will be like nothing you 've ever experienced before . blair : mmm . [ scene_break ] john : are you still in touch with olivia thompson , by any chance ? ford : no . she ended it out of the blue . disappeared . john : what do you mean , disappeared ? ford : well , i called , left messages , tried to track her down , and i could n't . i even went to their house . john : were n't you scared if eli answered the door ? ford : no , i did n't care about that . but the place was deserted . it was like she vanished off the face of the earth . [ scene_break ] david : i 'll tell you , one thing i never thought you were was naive , but if you let pa spend time with senorita secretary in there , my marriage is gon na last longer than yours . nora : your marriage ? david : oh , yeah . dorian and i are getting married . did n't you hear ? so i do n't have much time , but i will do what i can . i promise . nora : david ? dorian ? my daughter - in - law ? david : hello . inez : hi . david : i 'd like a little face time with my pa . inez : i did n't realize you had another son . bo : neither did i ... for a long time . good luck finding 250-b . inez : okay . i 'm gon na need it . this is the worst map i 've ever seen . [ bo chuckles ] david : i do n't like that . bo : aw , come on . david : no wonder she does n't know you have another son . there 's not a single snapshot of me in here anywhere . i 'll tell you what . i 'll get you an 11x17 from the wedding album . you can put it right there on the wall . bo : huh ? are you getting married ? david : yes , i am . bo : i hope it 's not to that hooker that you left stranded at the garret . i do n't think she is bride material . david : nah , nah , nah . she was just one step on the long and winding road to dorian lord . bo : very funny . david : it 's not a joke . bo : wait . you 're marrying dorian ? david : you do n't approve ? bo : well , if i did n't , would that stop you ? [ scene_break ] langston : you 're on my case for trying to make someone jealous ? what have you been doing with david for months ? dorian : we 're not talking about me . we 're talking about you . you 're using robert ford 's brother to get him back . langston : why ca n't i just want to go out with him ? i mean , james is a really nice guy . he 's nice , smart , funny , hot . i mean -- dorian : he 's robert ford 's brother . think . that 's the man who used you and then threw you aside . how do you know that trait does n't run in the family ? langston : it 's one date , and i 'm keeping it , whether you like it or not . [ scene_break ] john : so , how did you meet clarke 's wife ? ford : like i said , i was in l.a. film school -- kelly : john , i need you to -- what 's he doing here ? john : police business . not now , kelly . kelly : uh , you should really see this . john : yes , i know . take a seat . i 'll be with you in a moment . [ door closes ] john : you were talking about how you met clarke 's wife . ford : yeah . um , well , one of my film school buddies got me invited to this opening at an art gallery . olivia was a collector . gorgeous , sexy as hell . we got to talking about this picture , and before i knew it , we were back at their place lying on some very high - thread - count sheets . john : did she talk about clarke that night ? ford : yeah . you mean bennett thompson ? john : right . bennett thompson . ford : yeah , she talked about him -- too much . how great it was when they first met , and then it turned out that all he wanted was her money . [ scene_break ] eli : well , let me talk to the boss . i 'll call you right back . it 's our realtor . they 're dying to know what our decision is about that house . blair : do you think maybe it 's just a little too pricey ? eli : it 's a great investment , blair , especially in this economy . blair : it 's beautiful , but is it too big a house ? eli : it 's the ideal location . dorian : i 'm sorry to interrupt you two , but could i borrow your bride for just a moment ? blair : what for ? dorian : langston . she 's still carrying a torch for that dreadful robert ford . come on . i need your help . it 'll only take a minute . eli : take as much time as you need . i do n't like that robert ford character . he 's no good for our langston or anyone else . [ scene_break ] jessica : big story , huge scandal . this guy -- brody : famous ? jessica : yeah . brody : who ? jessica : um , i ca n't tell you . you 're gon na have to read about that in the paper , but the story is that his fiancée might be pregnant with someone else 's child . brody : and todd wants you to find out if it 's true ? jessica : well , todd wants to sell newspapers , but i , however , still have some journalistic integrity , and i just want to find out the truth for my own peace of mind , you know ? brody : yeah , i know just what you mean . [ scene_break ] john : so when you met clarke here , you recognized him as the man in the photos at olivia 's house . when was that ? ford : when david vickers decided that he wanted a piece of my internet reality series , so he got this lawyer involved . the guy introduced himself as elijah clarke , but i knew him to really be bennett thompson . i tried to call him out on it , but he denied it . i said i 'd go to the d.a . , the commissioner . that 's when i knew he had something to hide . john : he was willing to pay to keep you quiet . ford : yeah . listen , i was really desperate for some cash to get my brother away from our dad . john : so you decided to blackmail him and almost ended up dead . ford : yeah . yeah , and clarke said if i talked , he 'd go after my brother , too . [ scene_break ] eli : hey there . we were n't formally introduced . i 'm eli clarke . something the matter ? [ scene_break ] starr : hey , did john tell you why we need cops standing outside our door ? cole : not really , but it has something to do with hannah . starr : hannah ? did she break out of st. ann 's or something ? is she coming after us ? cole : you 're not serious , right ? starr : she 's messed up , cole . cole : yeah , and she 's also innocent . look , it 's true . she did n't do any of those things that you or your father accused her of -- not one . starr : did john tell you himself that hannah was innocent ? cole : not in those words , but he 's still in the middle of an investigation . but he made it very obvious that hannah was n't the one that pushed my mom down the stairs . starr : oh , great . so as far as you 're concerned , she 's done nothing wrong ? cole : look , i did n't say that , okay ? but hannah did n't go after my mom , and i 'm pretty sure she did n't attack ford , either . starr : okay , well , she still lied through her teeth . she almost had my dad convicted of a crime that he did n't even commit , and she had you convinced that i was sleeping with james . if you think that i 'm just gon na let her off the hook , forget about it . she tried everything in her power to try to break us up , and she almost succeeded . cole : starr -- starr : what ? cole : starr , i 'm not asking you to forgive her for that . starr : okay , then tell me one thing . if she did n't push your mom down the stairs and if she did n't attack ford , then who did ? [ scene_break ] james : i think you know my brother . eli : oh , really ? who 's your brother ? james : robert ford . eli : oh . oh , i bet you bobby told you i was bad news , did n't he ? james : as a matter of fact , he did . [ scene_break ] dorian : you saw what that man did to langston , and now she wants to date his brother . langston : who is nothing like him . blair : okay , brothers can be completely different . they 're not like exact replicas . look at ross and eli . dorian : well , they 're the exception rather than the rule . blair : ross could go ballistic . eli 's calm , cool , and collected . langston : yeah . see , dorian ? blair : but i 'm not finished . it 's not the fact that they 're brothers that bothers me . it 's the fact that that boy in there carjacked my daughter , took her on the run , and almost had her killed . [ scene_break ] david : is that a trick question ? bo : not really . you want my blessing with dorian . i want to know what would happen if you did n't get it . would you marry her anyway ? david : would i lose my inheritance ? bo : that is not an answer , david . david : by god , i love her . so yes , i 'd marry her whether you approved or not . bo : good . david : good ? is that a thumbs - up ? bo : not really . i just wanted to make sure that you love her , because that 's all that counts . david : well , i hope that means you 'll be my best man . [ scene_break ] inez : i 'm so pleased to meet you . nora : oh , it 's nice to meet you , too . my husband has been going on and on . ca n't say enough nice things about his brand - new assistant . inez : oh , i ca n't say enough about him . the commissioner not only gave me a job , he gave me a new lease on life . he 's helped me with some family issues . is he always so generous ? david 's voice : she 'll chum up to you about pa . nora : he is a great guy . i 'm lucky to have him . inez : yes . oh , he 's lucky to have you , too . i hear that you are one of the best d.a . 's in the country . you 're tough but fair , which is always a good combination . david 's voice : she 'll admire your career . inez : my son goes to school with your son , and nate tells me that matthew is just as good as they get . david 's voice : heck , she 'll probably even tell you you 're a great wife and mother . inez : that man in there -- that ca n't possibly be your son , right ? i mean , you do n't look nearly old enough to be his mother . david 's voice : she 'll compliment your appearance . nora : no . no , no , no . he 's not my son . no . but your son nate -- is he your only child ? [ scene_break ] john : thanks . all right , someone will be assigned to your brother . clarke wo n't be able to get to him . ford : i 'd feel better if he was behind bars . john : he would have been if you had n't lied to us , if you 'd come in to us sooner . ford : i 'm here now , okay ? i 've told you all i can ! john : but you ca n't tell us where olivia thompson is , can you ? ford : i told you , i have no idea . she disappeared without a trace . john : and you did n't think to go to the police then , either . ford : i figured she ran because thompson found out she 'd been cheating , and i did n't want to make things worse for her by going to the cops . john : oh , you were trying to protect her . ford : yeah , and myself , too . okay ? i admit it . but who knew that somewhere down the line , her husband would end up making me look like one of the good guys ? [ scene_break ] brody : i could n't sleep last night . i started thumbing through this . i was looking at some of the names you circled . jessica : oh , well , do n't get used to them . i 'll probably change my mind a hundred times before the baby comes . brody : i started circling some names , too . i should get a say , right , considering the baby is half mine ? [ scene_break ] ford : i appreciate your protection for my brother , but what about the immunity i asked for ? john : what about it ? ford : well , the deal was if i gave you enough to bring eli in that i would n't be prosecuted for saying that hannah was the one who attacked me . so did i give you enough or what ? john : we 'll see . ford : well , if i did n't , immunity 's not gon na matter because i 'll be dead , and james might be , too . john : write down everything you told me . kelly : will this get eli clarke arrested before he marries my cousin ? [ scene_break ] jessica : carson . brody : okay , well , if you do n't like that one , there 's ... there 's parker . or rowan . jessica : interesting . brody : well , since we do n't know if we 're having a boy or a girl , i was trying to pick stuff that was gender - neutral . jessica : oh . well , that explains it . brody : i noticed you circled more girls ' names than boys ' names . is something telling you it 's gon na be a girl ? jessica : no . you know , i have n't had time to play those games yet . it 's all so sudden , you know ? have n't really had time to dream . brody : yeah . yeah , i know . like there 's always something in the way . jessica : do you care about whether it 's a boy or a girl ? brody : of course not . jessica : well , who knows ? it could be both . twins do run in my family . look at me and natalie . brody : right . jessica : whatever i do have , i want the baby to be just like you . just like you . [ scene_break ] john : where 'd you get this ? kelly : what difference does it make ? i got it . john : some pieces . look at this . what is this -- some sort of reconstruction ? kelly : who gives a damn , john ? it 's a mug shot of eli clarke . and if you run the numbers right here on the placard , i bet you will find that he was calling himself by another name when he got busted . john : i need to know where you got it . kelly : you know what ? i need to know why eli clarke got away with murdering my mother . okay , okay , i broke into eli 's hotel room . that 's how i got it . [ john sighs ] kelly : now will you get a warrant so this man does not add another victim to his list , please ? [ scene_break ] bo : when is the wedding ? david : today . bo : today ? david : yeah , we 're gon na do a double wedding with blair and elijah clarke . bo : i 'm not so sure i can leave work on short notice . david : the last time you were a best man was when uncle clint got married to nora . do n't you want to wash that bad taste out of your mouth ? this wedding will do that . it 's gon na be a lot of fun . bo : where is the wedding ? david : the country club . bo : the same place you left dorian standing at the altar ? david : yeah , we 're gon na power- wash our mouths , too . you know , start fresh . right the wrongs of the past . just like you and nora . now , come on , pa . i performed that ceremony for you . i stepped in , i saved the day , right ? bo : you got a point . david : besides , i really want my pa standing next to me . because you really are ... the best man . bo : i 'll be there . i will . congratulations ... son . [ scene_break ] inez : besides nate , i have 2 other sons . they 're a little older than he is . nora : oh , wow . well , you and your husband must have your hands full . inez : actually , their father and i parted ways years ago . nora : oh . inez : i have to get this filed . it was so nice to meet you . nora : nice to meet you , too . very nice . david : hey . should n't you be primping ? nora : i do n't primp . david : it 's a wedding , ma . the wife of the best man is supposed to be dazzling . nora : the best who 's what ? david : you and pa are gon na be our most honored guests . so could you do a nice , little thing and just write down a few choice words as a toast . nora : will i have time with all the primping ? david : you know , just a warm welcome for dorian into the bosom of our extended family . speaking of bosoms ... do not under any circumstances let pa spend any time with that so - called assistant . you will regret it . [ nora sighs ] bo : well , looks like we have a wedding to go to . nora : yes . she 's gon na be our daughter - in - law . bo : do you wan na go home , start getting dressed ? i 'll wrap things up with inez . nora : we -- john : i 'm sorry to interrupt , but i need to talk to you both right now . bo : about what ? kelly : eli clarke . [ scene_break ] inez : 250 ... 250 ... 250 ... 250b ? [ scene_break ] eli : i think i know why i 'm not your brother 's favorite person . it 's because i represent hannah o'connor , right ? james : she could 've killed him . eli : i know . i know . but she 's still entitled to a defense . and legal defense is what i do . i hope you wo n't hold that against me , too . dorian : all right , young man . we have to finish up this conversation . you abducted my niece and you got her smack in the middle of a shootout . now , what do you have to say for yourself ? james : mayor lord , i -- the last thing i ever wanted was for starr to get hurt . dorian : that notwithstanding , starr 's mother and i are agreed you 're not to get within shouting distance of another cramer woman . is that understood ? not today , not ever . [ scene_break ] cole : john did n't say who attacked ford or pushed my mom . all i know is that it was not hannah . starr : okay . cole : okay ? okay , you do n't want to talk about it , or okay , you believe me ? starr : no , i believe you , and i 'm sorry . i just never wanted to fight about hannah ever again . cole : me neither . starr : okay , good , because we do n't have time to argue right now . cole : why ? what 's going on ? starr : we have a wedding to go to . two weddings , actually . cole : whose ? starr : well , my aunt dorian is marrying david vickers and my mom is marrying elijah . cole : no way . starr : way . cole : what i do n't get is , is it a good thing or a bad thing ? starr : it 's a great thing . cole : okay , well , you should be all excited and you 're not . do we need to talk about hannah some more ? starr : no . we need to talk about james . cole : what did james do this time ? if that guy came back here again ... starr : no , he did n't . he showed up at aunt dorian 's . cole : so what , he 's , like , stalking you now ? starr : he was there to see langston . he was n't there to see me . he 's taking her to the wedding . cole : taking her , like , as a date ? starr : yeah . like that . cole : okay , how did that happen ? starr : well , it 's obvious , is n't it ? langston wants to get a rise out of ford , and the best way she knows how is to date his little brother . cole : and if james wants to get a rise out of you , he asks your best friend out . is that what 's happening ? starr : [ sighs ] i think so . cole : well , is it working ? [ scene_break ] james : i am so , so sorry that i ever put starr in any kind of danger , but i 'm not sorry that i got to spend that time with her because i got to find out where she comes from . she talks about you guys all the time . she gave me a crash course in cramer women 101 . some of the stories were pretty hysterical . some of them made me really jealous . because if i had grown up with a family like she has -- i did n't , obviously . but for a few days , i got to imagine what it would be like to be surrounded by people who love each other . so if you do n't want me taking langston to the wedding , i understand . but i think i could learn a lot just by being around her . so if you think you could give me another chance ... i 'd really appreciate it . dorian : you got me with jealous of the family . blair : if you think that you 're going out with this boy just to get ford back , you 're making a big mistake . it will backfire , okay ? [ scene_break ] ford : what the hell is this ? did mcbain call you in here ? inez : no . i work here now . ford : you what ? inez : for commissioner buchanan . i 'm his assistant . now , what -- what is going on , bobby ? are you in trouble ? ford : do n't pretend you care . inez : of course i care . tell me . please . ford : it 's too complicated . inez : did you do something ? ford : no . no . it 's not about me . they 're using me to get information about somebody else . inez : can i help ? i can talk to the commissioner -- ford : no , stay the hell out of it . that 's what you can do . inez : do you even have a lawyer ? ford : i 'm supposed to , but the cops are dragging their feet on that one , too . inez : okay , well , then you can at least let me ... ford : no . no . do n't do anything . just stay the hell out of it . do n't make things worse by pretending you care . i mean it . get out ! just get out of here ! [ scene_break ] brody : well , i hate to go back to the station , but -- jessica : big case . i know . there 's no chance i get a little scoop before you go ? brody : if you 're not gon na spill it about the paternity test thing , do n't expect any dirt from me . jessica : i wish i could tell you . i wish i could tell you everything . brody : me , too . but no matter what , i love you , jess . [ kiss ] jessica : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] john : and then we realized bennett thompson was n't clarke 's only alias . kelly : take a look at this . nora : do we know what name he was using during this arrest ? john : i 'm not sure yet . i have price looking at the booking numbers . bo : still need official confirmation that clarke was using an alias . kelly : we almost had it . but every time rex and i got close , eli got there first . he killed a clerk at the boston hall of records to keep him from talking . he killed my mother for the same reason . because our legal system seems to offer more protection for the criminal than it does for his victims , this maniac is still out there , ready to kill again . john : easy , tiger . we have a witness who can confirm that clarke and thompson are the same person . kelly : who ? john : robert ford . [ scene_break ] blair : you better be good and i 'll see you later . eli : you 're kicking me out on our wedding day ? blair : i got a few things that i need to take care of , and then i 'll be ready to go . eli : i do n't get to find out what those things are ? blair : ca n't the bride have a little mystique about her ? eli : oh , what , after i laid out my entire life for you ? blair : that 's kelly . i just do n't know what got into her . i 'm so sorry about all of that . uhh . eli : just whatever it is , i just hope it does n't resurface between now and `` i do . `` do n't want anyone putting ideas in that noggin . blair : i do n't have any ideas . not one bit . [ kiss ] [ cell phone ringing ] blair : see ya . [ cell phone ringing ] eli : hello . this is elijah clarke . who 's calling ? inez : my name is inez salinger , and i need a lawyer . [ scene_break ] kelly : when were you gon na tell me you had a witness ? john : when were you gon na give me a chance ? kelly : how long before we can get a warrant ? john : we are working on it . kelly : well , you know what ? we better find it before my cousin ends up married . bo : that 's right . blair and eli have a double ceremony today with dorian and david . kelly : we ca n't let that happen . bo : let john do his job . we do n't talk about this to anyone else . kelly : of course . john : yeah , just start getting ready for the wedding like there 's nothing wrong . last thing we wan na do is tip eli off . [ scene_break ] jessica : sorry . we must 've gotten cut off earlier . i was calling before because i was wondering when it was safe to get a paternity test during pregnancy . oh . okay . thank you . [ scene_break ] eli 's voice : you just need to concentrate on keeping you and your brother safe . do n't do anything else you might regret . [ scene_break ] eli : oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm rather booked for the moment , but i 'd be happy to give you a referral . inez : please , mr. clarke . my son is being held at the police station and he 's done nothing wrong . his name is robert ford . [ scene_break ] [ door opens and closes ] [ cell phone ringing ] kelly : blair , pick up . please pick up . blair : oh , no way , kelly . i 'm not gon na let you ruin my wedding day yet again . [ scene_break ] nora : so hannah o'connor did n't push marty down the stairs . john : no , and she did n't attack robert ford , either . bo : eli 's been busy . how 'd he get hannah to take the fall for him ? john : he told her that if she did n't confess , he 'd hurt cole . [ scene_break ] cole : does it bother you that james asked langston out ? starr : what bothers me is that if she is doing this for the wrong reasons , she 's gon na end up regretting it . cole : are you really worried about langston ? starr : well , i should n't be . now that dorian knows that james is ford 's brother , she 's not gon na let langston anywhere near him . [ scene_break ] dorian : and make sure the florist understands i want something quite small . take care of that . thank you . woman : yes , mayor lord . langston : okay , so what 's the verdict ? do we have your blessing or not ? dorian : not by a long shot . david : dorian ! what in the world do you think you 're doing ? dorian : david . when did you get back ? david : just in time to see you stand in the way of young love . how can you do that on a day like today ? dorian : darling , you do n't understand . david : oh , but i do . i can see now that the scales have dropped from my eyes . you 've shown me what can happen when the heart opens up . how can you do this ? on a day like today . the whole world looks different , do n't you think ? dorian : yes . you are so right . david : so then how can you deny langston the chance to see what we see , to feel what we feel , to be borne on the wings of a dove . well , not borne on the wings of a bird . a baby 's too big for that . but to fly like a bird . if that 's what fate has in store for langston , should n't she be allowed to find out ? dorian : right again . okay . but you hurt my daughter , you 're a dead man . david : that 's the best you 're gon na get from her . langston : yeah . let 's go . thanks . david : baby , have i told you how happy i am ? dorian : i think you just did . david : everything 's falling into place . even pa . dorian : pa ? bo ? what about him ? david : he 's agreed to be my best man . dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] john : yeah , that 's when clarke forced hannah to swallow a bottle of pills . he thought that 'd be the end of her . nora : that explains his reaction when i told him that hannah had survived . i thought he was gon na have a stroke . bo : is ford writing up his statement ? john : yeah . kelly 's right about one thing . we need to get that warrant before clarke finds out we 're onto him . [ scene_break ] eli : i 'm sorry , ms. salinger . did you say your son 's name was robert ford ? inez : yes . and the police are questioning him , not about anything that he did , but they 're trying to find some information about someone else . he should have a lawyer . please , mr. clarke , can you help him ? eli : yes , ms. salinger . i believe i can .
kelly is working to get the goods on eli . blair is making him believe that she trusts him and is not onto him . john has persuaded robert ford to tell him all he knows about eli and write a statement . robert might be their key witness since he has known of eli 's shady history and all of his aliases . but in an attempt to `` help `` her son , inez calls a lawyer for robert . and little does she know it 's the very person who is threatening him and who the cops want him to implicate . eli lets robert know if he divulges what he knows , then james , his mother , langston and many people he knows will die and it will be on robert 's hands . at that point , robert chickens out . david is gloating about his wedding plans to dorian . jessica is uneasy about the possibility that ford could be the father of her baby and has not told brody of her suspicions .
asa : read it and weep . bo : i already read today 's paper . asa : that 's an advance copy of tomorrow 's paper . `` the banner `` endorses the next district attorney of llanview . nora : daniel colson ? he 's running ? asa : yep . and it could be a landslide . nora : i thought viki was supporting hank . asa : kevin 's in charge now , and he and i think colson 's the right man for the job . nora : since when did you become so interested in this race ? asa : well , why should n't i ? i live here . i 'm just doing what a citizen would do . bo : and that would be buying an election ? asa : do n't you dare blame me for picking the right horse . you two could go to `` the sun `` and ask them if they could say a nice word about old hank . now , where is the damn waiter ? i need a drink before i go to my grandson 's wedding . [ scene_break ] kevin : damn it . kelly : here . let me . kevin : thank you , again . kelly : well , you 're welcome again . kevin : what would i do without you ? kelly : well , you 'll never need to know . kevin : did i ever tell you you were perfect ? kelly : well , not today . [ kevin chuckels ] kevin : and that you look perfect ? kelly : back at you . kevin : well , the best man ca n't be late . kelly : especially to his own brother 's wedding . kevin : yeah . kelly : i 'm so happy for joey . kevin : yeah , me , too . kelly : you know , finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with . that 's what it 's all about . kevin : yeah . let 's go . [ scene_break ] joey : have you seen kevin ? viki : joey , he 'll be along soon . joey : he better be . he 's got the rings . viki : hey , it 's all going to be fine , really . joey : i know , i know . i 'm just -- i do n't know . viki : sweetheart , you 're nervous , that 's all , which is perfectly understandable . you 're getting married today . joey : yeah . viki : and it 's going to be a lovely ceremony . joey : and thank you for letting me have it here . i know you have your doubts . viki : well , all i ever wanted was for you to be happy , ok ? joey : jen makes me happy . viki : good . excuse me . andrew : hi , joe . joey : hey . andrew : can you gentlemen take care of our groom while i make a quick call ? al : i 'm pretty sure we can handle that . andrew : i 'll see you later . cristian : look , in case i do n't get a chance later , congratulations . joey : thanks . cristian : you know , i 've never seen jen so happy . you 're good for her . joey : well , i just wish natalie and jessica felt more the same . i mean , it 's not like i expect them to be bridesmaids . al : yeah , well , do n't worry about that . marcie 's got the whole bridesmaid thing covered . she 's back there with jen right now . [ scene_break ] marcie : well , maybe i can sneak back into logan 's and return this when we 're done with the initiation . maddie : you stole it , you got away with it , move on . marcie : yeah , but i 've never stolen anything before in my life . you know , i ca n't believe i got past that security guard , especially -- i 'm wearing -- ow ! -- my maid of honor 's dress . maddie : quiet ! marcie : we 're in the garage . maddie : recite the first five letters of the greek alphabet -- backward . marcie : backward ? epsilon , delta , gamma , beta , alpha . i 'm sorry , i do n't mean to complain , really . it 's just that i do n't know -- what 's it been , 36 hours ? i have n't had sleep in 36 hours ! maddie : fall semester we have something going on every night . no one ever sleeps . woman : especially the pledges . maddie : if you ca n't handle a little sleep deprivation , maybe you 're not sigma delta delta material . marcie : no , no , no , i can . i can , really . it 's just that , see , my best friend , it 's her wedding . i promised her that i would get ready . you know , i 'm the maid of honor . maddie : quiet . there 's only one more phase to the initiation . you ca n't pledge until you do it . marcie : ok . ok , what is it ? maddie : get down on the floor and oink like the pig you are . [ scene_break ] jen : marcie 's still not here ? lindsay : right -- i think maybe she got snagged up in some traffic . jen : but she 's my maid of honor . lindsay : look , i know , but , honey , there 's still time . do n't worry . is that a wedding present ? jen : yeah , from will . [ lindsay gasps ] lindsay : oh . he always had such beautiful taste . jen : too bad he could n't make it for the wedding . lindsay : you mind if i read the card , hon ? jen : no . lindsay : `` jen , sorry i ca n't be there to celebrate your special day . i 'll be wishing you and joe love and happiness for the rest of your lives together . love , will . `` [ doorbell rings ] jen : finally . that must be marcie . [ scene_break ] river : hey . where were you ? i thought you were going to get off work a half- hour ago . adriana : carlotta was late . she was late to her book club meeting . i could n't leave until she left . river : i do n't really mind . not to dis your godmother or anything , but is she going to give you a life anytime soon ? adriana : i 'm sorry i was late . river : i 'd have waited all night if i had to . [ scene_break ] nora : he just ca n't be serious . daniel colson running for district attorney against hank . bo : you ever seen colson not serious ? nora : my god , he 's going to run for district attorney against hank . bo : you know , he could win , too . he could win if pa has his way . nora : no , no , no , see , he 's not going to get his way this time . we have to do everything we can to make sure that this does n't happen , because there is no way in hell i am going to work for daniel colson . [ scene_break ] riley : dinner was good . thanks again . daniel : well , it 's the least i could do after the way i treated your girlfriend . riley : you 've already said you 're sorry about 10 times . we 're cool . daniel : yeah , i just hope i get a chance to apologize to her , too . riley : you know , if you talk to flash for about five minutes , you might actually like her . kevin 's voice : i would like you to meet asa buchanan . daniel 's voice : yes , sir , it 's good to see you again , sir . kevin 's voice : and my niece , sarah roberts . flash 's voice : and you can call me flash . daniel 's voice : hi . nice to see you . daniel : of course i will . you know , as a matter of fact , why do n't we have dinner next week , just the three of us ? riley : i 'll run it by her . daniel : great . just let me know when you 're free , all right ? you know , son , i 've got a business meeting in -- riley : you -- go . daniel : all right . see you later , ok ? riley : hey , dad ? thanks , again . daniel : you bet . [ scene_break ] river : the sun 's almost down . what do you want to do tonight ? adriana : well , we do n't have very much time , because my madrina , she 's going to be home early tonight . but there is something -- river : really ? what 's that ? adriana : i 'll show you . river : now ? ok . lead the way . [ scene_break ] cristian : wow . incredible . viki : how beautiful are you two . gorgeous , just gorgeous . jessica : excuse me . viki : sure , honey . hey , thank you for being here . natalie : only for you , mom . viki : your brother really appreciates it . i know that . natalie : yeah , well , i just ca n't stand seeing him marry that manipulative little -- cristian : natalie , now is probably not the right time . viki : sweetheart , i understand your feelings about jen . natalie : yeah , well , they 're not going to change . viki : i know . all i ask is you just put them aside for this evening , ok ? thank you . natalie : does that mean we have to invite her to our wedding ? cristian : yep , that 's right . you know , i ca n't wait to see you as the bride . natalie : you know , we have so much to do . we have a whole church full of people coming . cristian : and we 're going to get it done . it 's going to be exactly like you always wanted . joey : but i 'm not supposed to see the bride before the wedding . jessica : joey -- joey : please , jess , can you and natalie just go check on her ? jessica : but she has marcie and her mother . you know , joey , we 'll probably just be in the way . joey : i know you do n't like jen . i just want our wedding day to be perfect . [ scene_break ] jen : rex , i swear to god , if you try to ruin my wedding -- rex : haul off the red alert ! i just came by to say best wishes . lindsay , you look beautiful . lindsay : thanks . jen : ok , you said it . now you can go . rex : one more thing . my keys to your father 's house . jen : how many copies of this did you keep ? rex : it 's the only one , really . i would n't do that to you and your joe , not after what happened in the dominican republic . jen and i finally got a chance to talk about things down there . jen : yeah , ok , and now we 're through . rex : you really exposed your true self , bared your inner feelings . it seems like all the bad stuff between us was just stripped away . i knew then i could n't take your dad 's house away from you . lindsay : i 'm sure jen 's very grateful for that , rex . rex : yeah , who knew doing the right thing could feel so good ? jen : time to go . rex : right , jen ? all right , well , you know , we 'll always have the dominican republic , the good times . lindsay : i know he was n't the one for you , jen , but he does seem like a nice guy . jen : yeah , seems like . oh . it 's so late . i wish marcie would get here . [ scene_break ] maddie : hey , piggy , are you deaf ? i said get down and oink . marcie : is that really necessary ? maddie : do you want to be a sigma delta delta ? marcie : yes , but i just do n't understand why i have to do something like that . maddie : because it 's part of initiation . everybody does it . maddie : come on , almost done . maddie : all fours . maddie : now oink . woman : oink , pig . second woman : oink . marcie : oink . maddie : louder . marcie : oink . is that it ? can i get up now ? maddie : hold it . maddie : close your eyes . marcie : what is this ? maddie : what 'd you think it would be ? a peace rally ? marcie : i do n't understand . i do n't understand what you want . what is this about ? maddie : payback for my boyfriend deke carter . you got him thrown in jail , remember ? marcie : deke ? maddie : slipped your mind ? marcie : deke deserved to be arrested . maddie : how pathetic are you ? you really believe that we wanted you to join sigma delta delta . [ women laugh ] maddie : you see any other fat losers here ? marcie : what i see is a herd of scurrying sheep , scurrying after whatever is cool this week . at least pigs are smart . maddie : where you going ? the party 's just getting started . [ scene_break ] river : oh , wow . you can see the whole city from up here . adriana : when my friend cristian showed me this place , i knew you would like it . river : thank you . that 's really beautiful . adriana : romantic , right ? river : it 's romantic , yes . i 'm sorry . these things are killing my back . adriana : are you hurt ? river : no . it 's just really heavy with books and stuff . adriana : what are you reading ? river : oh , you name it -- biology , history , shakespeare . adriana : so you 're going to school up here ? i thought -- river : yeah , most people do n't . it 's just -- the reading 's something my dad 's making me do . adriana : oh , but you do n't want to ? river : no , my reading 's pretty lousy . i can do it right , but then when i look at the page , the words -- they get muddled . adriana : i can see how that would be hard for you . river : yeah . i never told anybody that before . adriana : really ? river : yeah . you probably think i 'm stupid now , huh ? adriana : why would i think that ? river : because it 's true . [ scene_break ] nora : the election 's in two months . we got to go to all the precincts where hank 's popular and get the voters out . renee : that 's a lot of votes . bo : hank just accepted a teaching position at the l.u . law school . renee : he 's decided not to run ? bo : he 's been talking about it for months . he says he 's burned out . you know , 10 years on his job , it 's a long time . renee : well , then , for him , that 's a good decision , nora . nora : no , that 's easy for you to say . you 're not going to be the one working for colson . bo : well , i got to go to my nephew 's wedding . renee : yeah . bo : i 'll see you there , renee ? renee : yeah , if asa ever shows up . nora : give them both my best , will you ? bo : yeah , i will . nora : well , i 'm going to have to resign . renee : why ? nora : because daniel colson is a bulldozer . he 'll be absolute poison to the staff . witnesses wo n't talk to him . gee , that 'll be a great office . renee : well , then , someone should run against him . nora : yeah , someone should . but who ? [ scene_break ] flash : hey . riley : hey . flash : hey . wow . hello to you , too . hi . do n't be so sad or anything . what 's up ? riley : more like in shock . flash : why ? riley : my dad came back by the garage last night again . flash : really ? what happened ? riley : he just started apologizing for trashing you and me and everything . i think he was for real . flash : you do ? riley : yeah , i mean , he took me to dinner tonight , and all he kept doing was apologizing and saying , `` i want to make it up to you `` and -- i do n't know . i think he 's coming around . flash : what time did you see your dad ? riley : about 10 : 00 . why ? flash : because i ran into him last night at the palace . riley : he did n't mention it . flash : i 'm not surprised . riley : did he give you a hard time ? flash : no , no . he was actually very surprised to see me , especially after my uncle introduced me as sarah roberts , asa 's great - granddaughter . i 'm sorry . riley : i 'm glad you told me . flash : i wish it were different . i wish i was n't -- riley : no , asa buchanan -- dad would do anything to suck up to that kind of -- so he was lying . flash : maybe i misunderstood . riley : no , my father has some sort of angle for everything , and if there 's nothing in it for him , he could care less about anybody . [ scene_break ] jen : i wish dad was here to give me away . lindsay : you do n't know how bad i wish i could make that happen . i 'm sorry . jen : no , that 's not what i meant . i just meant that i miss him . lindsay : i know . i miss him , too . jen : but i know that he 's watching over us . and you 're going to watch me get married to joe , and i 'm really so happy about that . i 've wanted this for so long . lindsay : does he know how lucky he is to be marrying my little girl ? jen : mom -- lindsay : well -- jen : listen , i got to go get changed . will you wait for marcie ? lindsay : of course i will . jen : she was supposed to bring something borrowed , if she ever shows up . lindsay : ok , let 's cover that . something borrowed . something blue . jen : mom , it 's gorgeous . thank you . and then will 's earrings -- there 's something new , right ? lindsay : right , and now we just need something old . jen : yeah , i wanted to wear grandma davidson 's pearls . dad showed them to me once . we talked about me wearing them when i got married , but will and i went through his stuff and we never found them . you know , i got to go get ready . lindsay : ok . i 'll -- i 'll call you -- i 'll just send marcie up when she gets here , ok ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] lindsay : hello . joey : lindsay , it 's joe . just checking in . is everything ok ? lindsay : no , everything 's fine . we 're just a little concerned because marcie 's not here yet . joey : but i thought she was already there with jen . lindsay : no , not yet . joey : all right , thanks . i 'll check it out , see what i can find out . viki : what 's wrong ? joey : it 's marcie -- she never showed up . viki : ooh , ok . ladies , the maid of honor seems to be running a little late , and i know that jen certainly needs somebody with her . so i think it would be a very good idea if the two of you went down there to help her out . i definitely know that your brother can count on you in a time like this . jessica : all right , mom . come on . al : hey . joe . joey : yeah . al : you were talking about marcie before ? joey : yeah , yeah . she never showed up at the carriage house . do you know where she is ? [ scene_break ] marcie : what do you want from me ? maddie : a song . like the rest of the freaks that hang out here . woman : a song about how you live with yourself . second woman : a song about how you hate war . maddie : how about a song written by one of your peace freak buddies ? marcie : if you just let me go to my friend 's wedding , please . maddie : no song , no wedding . woman : sing . second woman : sing . maddie : sing . all : sing sing ! sing ! sing ! sing ! sing ! marcie : o beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain for purple mountains majesties above the fruited plains ! america ! america ! god shed his grace on thee and crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea ! [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] kelly : let me help you out with that . joey : no , it 's ok . i can manage . kelly : please ? joey : ok . thank you . kelly : you 're welcome . al : marcie , it 's al . where are you ? jen said you never showed up . i 'm worried . call me . [ scene_break ] maddie : the fun 's just getting started . marcie : oh , will you stop it ? woman : oh , yeah , let 's see you dance now , huh ? maddie : you 're kind of clumsy , are n't you ? marcie : will you get away from me ! stop it ! you kids just get away ! maddie : who 's running , pig ? [ women laugh ] [ scene_break ] marcie : ow ! flash : hello , marcie . marcie , are you ok ? here , here , let me help you . come on . marcie : no , no , no , i -- flash : oh , my god . come on . marcie : ah ! oh , you know what ? i do n't have time to explain what happened . do you think you could just help me home ? flash : yeah , sure . come on . no problem . marcie : thank you . flash : be careful . [ scene_break ] river : man ! adriana : may i see your books ? river : they 're just boring school stuff . you do n't want to look at that . river : please ? let me see them . river : if that 's what you want to do -- go ahead . adriana : wait . there 's so many . river : yeah . adriana : would you read one to me ? river : my reading sucks . adriana : no . river : take my word for it . adriana : please ? your reading ca n't be as bad as my english . that must be true . please ? river : ok , just to prove you wrong . adriana : ok . river : which one ? adriana : hmm -- this one . [ scene_break ] nora : run for d.a . ? no , renee . i ca n't do that . renee : uh - huh . nora : i ca n't . i 'm serious . i 'm not . no . uh - uh . renee : all right , then , nora . but consider the alternative . nora : oh , no . working for colson is not an option , no . renee : would n't it be fun if the tables were turned ? nora : sure . renee : you are a well - known defense attorney , and you 're a hell of a lot more appealing as a candidate than mr. colson . think about it . [ scene_break ] riley : you are such a liar . daniel : riley , what the hell do you think you 're doing ? riley : so did you tell asa buchanan you that you called his great- granddaughter a piece of trash ? yeah , i did n't think so . daniel : i was wrong . riley , i should never have said those things . riley : oh , why is that ? because flash is related to a billionaire ? daniel : son -- riley : then how come you forgot to mention that you saw her last night ? daniel : son , i know that 's how it looks , but that 's not really -- riley : it 's how it is . your son is with sarah buchanan , and all of a sudden you ca n't do enough for him . daniel : riley , keep your voice down ! riley : no , you 're going to hear this ! i am not with sarah buchanan ! i am with flash ! all right , can you stay the hell away from her ! [ scene_break ] marcie : i really do n't want to talk about it , ok ? flash : i -- no , it 's all right . i -- i completely understand . do you want me to call al ? marcie : no . no . i 'm late for a wedding . flash : marcie , you really need to lie down . this looks serious , and you look really upset . marcie : no , no , i 'm the maid of honor . flash : oh , yeah . jen and joe 's wedding ? marcie : yeah . i 'm sorry . flash : it 's all right . no , it 's cool . i was invited , but i 'm not going to go . i do n't think that you should go , either . jen has to understand that . you 're really bad . marcie : no , no , no , no , listen , i can do this . i really can . you know , jen 's counting on me . you know , i ca n't let her down and i have to find something to wear and i have to put on makeup . flash , do you think you could help me ? flash : jen , probably does n't have any idea what a great friend you are . marcie : please ? please ? flash : all right , all right . let me go see what you got . let me go . marcie : thanks , flash . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : oh , do n't you look handsome . renee : and very distinguished , i 'd say . joey : thank you very much . good to see you , asa . asa : good to see you , boy . al : commissioner -- bo : yeah . al : can i talk to you for a second ? gabrielle : is there something wrong , al ? bo : sure . al : no , no , mom , everything is fine , ok ? just go in . i 'll be right in . gabrielle : you sure ? al : yes . marcie 's missing . bo : since when ? al : i 'm not sure . she 's supposed to be jen 's maid of honor . she 's supposed to be down at the carriage house right now helping get her ready , but she never showed up . i ca n't reach her on my cell phone . i was going to go and look for her , but -- i did n't want to worry her , but carter , that deke carter kid -- bo : yeah . al : he made another threat . bo : what did he say ? al : the police station , before i left , he said that marcie was going to get hers . asa : joey . joey : hey . asa : can i steal your best man for a minute ? joey : be my guest . joey : please do n't worry , mom . it 's right , me and jen . i know it is . viki : sweetheart , you have such a good heart . i guess i just have to trust that it 's leading you in the right direction , just as i have to trust jen to cherish and to nourish the goodness that is in you . joey : she will , mom . you 'll see . [ scene_break ] lindsay : is she ready ? jessica : yeah . she 's coming right now . lindsay : you are the most beautiful bride i have ever seen . jen : no , you 're just biased , mom . thank you . lindsay : oh , i wish your father could see you . jen : i think he can . lindsay : oh , my god , are those -- jen : grandmother davidson 's . lindsay : you found them ! jen : in my jewelry box . i guess dad left them there before he died . it 's the weirdest thing , because i look in that box every day and i 've never seen them until now . jessica : they 're perfect . jen : thank you both for helping . jessica : you 're welcome . natalie : yeah , i wonder what happened to marcie . jen : i know . i wish she would get here . lindsay : you know , i 'm afraid we 're out of time . are you ready ? jen : let 's do this . [ scene_break ] nora : hmm . i do n't know , danny boy . is it worth the fight ? [ scene_break ] flash : the strangest thing just happened . i was in angel square , and i ran into marcie walsh . she was on the ground . her knee was hurt . it was like deja vu , like when you and sheyne found her . riley : did she say what happened ? flash : no . she totally shut down . anyway , did you find your dad ? riley : yeah . let 's go in first . flash : right . riley : what the hell ? [ scene_break ] al : i 'm going to go and check marcie 's dorm room first . bo : keep in touch with me . i 'm going to send some cops over to the campus . al : ok . oh , marcie ! thank god ! marcie : honey , i 'm sorry . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . well , has the wedding started yet ? al : no . are you ok ? marcie : yeah , yeah , i 'm fine . i -- i got held up . you know , i 'll tell you about it later . bo : marcie , i 'm glad to see you . marcie : you , too , commissioner . al : marcie ? marcie : yeah ? al : something 's wrong . marcie : no . no . i just -- i hate being late . where 's jen ? natalie : marcie , jen 's going to be so glad to see you . jessica : oh , it 's time to get started . marcie : ok , well , why do n't you go in and i 'll see you guys after . al : ok . marcie : ok . al : and then you 'll tell me what 's going on . marcie : yeah . jen : marcie ! marcie : jen ! hi . i 'm sorry i 'm so late . jen : what happened ? i thought you were going to wear the dress and the necklace that i gave you . marcie : yeah , i know . i was , i was . there was a family problem . jen : oh , as long as you 're here . marcie : yes , i 'm so glad i 'm here , you know ? how about you ? how you are doing ? jen : about like you 'd expect . marcie : my , god . god , you look beautiful . you 're like a fairy princess . oh , god , joe 's not going to believe it when he sees you . jen : thanks . [ scene_break ] river : `` how do i love thee ? let me count the ways . i love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach , when feeling out of sight for the ends of being and ideal grace . i love thee to the level of every day 's most quiet need , by sun and candlelight . i love thee freely , as men strive for right . i love thee purely , as they turn from praise . i love thee with a passion put to use in my old griefs and with my childhood 's faith . i love thee with a love i seemed to lose with my lost saints . `` [ scene_break ] [ `` wedding march `` plays ] [ scene_break ] river : `` i love thee with the breath and smiles and tears of all my life . `` stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] antonio : keri just got a court order banning me from seeing my daughter . r.j. : well , where 's that cute little wife of yours ? oh , i 'm sorry . ex - wife . jen : i love you . joey : i love you . dorian : i was kidnapped ! and he is the one to blame .
joe & jenn 's wedding day . each is getting ready . marcie 's mia at the bogus sorority initiation . she 's forced to do humiliating things to get in . she 's forced to sing & knocks them all dead by doing an amazing rendition of a patriotic song . rex shows up & at first wishes jenn happiness , but then starts teasing her about what happened in the dominican republic between them . he consoles himself by going after another material conquest . river & adrianna sneak off again . adrianna begs him to read poetry to her . after finding out that hank is not intending to run for da again , renee suggests to nora that she run instead . nora mulled this over . riley & his dad have a fight when riley finds out his dad only approves of flash because she 's asa 's great granddaughter .
nash : whoo ! it 's not much . man : so , this is it . it 's not much . banks : well , if you consider where i was living before , this is actually a step up . man : where were you -- prison ? never mind -- i do n't want to know . i just need my money at the end of each week . banks : oh , you 'll have it . i intend to be rolling in it real soon . man : asa buchanan ? banks : yeah . man : i still ca n't believe he 's gone . banks : what do you mean , `` gone `` ? man : he died two days ago . it 's been all over the news -- you have n't heard ? banks : no . no , i did n't . [ scene_break ] bo : all right , i 'll call you back . what ? yes , come in . nora , hi . sorry . i do n't mean to bark at you . nora : you 're entitled . bo : well , we got a full plate today , starting with miles laurence -- his preliminary hearing and everything . do you -- do you need to go over things with me or something ? nora : i 'm not talking about work , bo . bo : ok . what ? nora : you . your father just died . why do n't you take some time ? bo : because i got too much to do . nora : you think burying yourself under work is going to make everything better ? bo : no . no , you 're right . i just ca n't believe he 's gone . officer : hey , detective , you back for good ? antonio : that 's the plan . officer : that 's great , i 'm glad to hear it . [ scene_break ] natalie : mom , what -- miles . miles : hi . natalie : hi . miles : i have n't seen your mother all morning . but i -- i thought i 'd make breakfast for everyone . that 's ok , is n't it ? natalie : oh -- yeah -- it smells great . miles : oh . good , i hope so -- i 'm new at this . natalie : hmm . miles : i figured if i follow the directions in the cookbook , what could go wrong , right ? natalie : sure . [ natalie chuckles ] miles : ooh , it 's a little burned . natalie : ok , i like my food well - done . miles : oh , good . oh , my preliminary hearing 's this morning . i 'll have to be leaving soon . natalie : not alone , you 're not . [ scene_break ] max : blair ? blair : max . what are you doing here ? i thought you 'd be halfway to argentina by now . max : my -- my plane does n't leave for a while . blair : so you thought you 'd stop by the courthouse for old times ' sake ? max : yeah , well , we -- we clocked a few hours in here , you and me . blair : good times ? max : i miss them -- good and bad . uh -- look . i knew you 'd be here and i did n't want to leave without seeing you one more time . blair : you know , max , i thought we went through all this yesterday at asa 's funeral . max : yeah , we did , we did . i know , and do n't worry -- i 'm not going to kiss you again . todd : you kissed him ? blair : uh -- [ scene_break ] marcie : hide the knives ! michael : what ? marcie : well , your brother thinks i 'm a psycho stabber ! michael : come on , do n't even joke about that . marcie : what ? come on ! i 'm sorry , but even in his worst nightmares , for your brother to think that i killed spencer truman -- do n't get me wrong . i did n't love the guy , but murder him ? what possible motive would i even have ? [ scene_break ] marty : john . john : did n't wake you , did i ? marty : no , i -- ooh . i just had trouble sleeping last night , so i -- oh , i must 've dozed off . john : what 's wrong ? marty : no , i just had a -- a bad dream . i do n't remember it , though . what are you doing here ? john : i just wanted to stop by and -- and make sure you were all right . marty : you know , you can tell me , whatever it is . john : off the record ? marty : of course . john : i think i figured out who killed truman , and it was n't you . marty : you have proof it was somebody else , hard evidence ? john : ca n't say much at this point . i just want to let you know i 'm still on the case and i have n't given up . neither should you . marty : no , i just -- i wish i could remember what happened , why -- why the scissors were in my hand , what did i do once i raised them ? john : you may not have to . marty : well , what if you 're wrong ? john : i 'm not . marty : look , i had motive . he threatened cole . any mother would do the same to protect her son . [ scene_break ] michael : listen , john does not think that we killed spencer . marcie : well , then why did he even bring it up ? michael : hmm ? he 's being thorough , you know ? the guy 's got to look under every rock . marcie : why did n't he look at marty saybrooke ? she confessed . michael : he does n't believe she did it . marcie : that 's because he has a thing for her . michael : no . he does n't let stuff like that get in his way -- marcie : oh . michael : unfortunately . marcie : uh - uh . she had means , she had motive . and , ok , you know , maybe i did tell him that i would kill anyone who hurt my son , but , you know , come on ! what is he thinking ? he knows i know better . lindsay : hey , guys . michael : hey . marcie : hey . lindsay : hi , doughnut . oops -- i 'm sorry to interrupt . marcie : uh - uh . lindsay : i got your call . marcie : yes . thank you for coming . michael : ok , well , i should let you ladies get to it . marcie : no . why do n't you stay ? you know , this is n't private . michael : um -- i got stuff to take care of . i 'll see you later . marcie : mm - hmm . lindsay : huh . [ marcie sighs ] lindsay : what 's wrong ? marcie : oh , my husband 's driving me crazy , but i digress . i have good news . lindsay : wow . and who could n't use that ? marcie : you are going to love this . do you know who i 'm looking at ? lindsay : um -- me , i think . marcie : well , not just you , but llanview 's 2007 woman of the year . [ scene_break ] blair : the kiss did n't mean anything , todd . todd : that does n't say much for you , lover boy . blair : max and i are just friends , ok ? todd : what , do you get turned on by funerals ? blair : todd -- max : no , it 's ok , blair . do n't go get in the mud with him . todd : well , i 'll bet you 'd like that -- to see blair in a -- in a mud- wrestling competition . max : ok , that 's it . blair : no , you know what ? max : but , no , no -- he can take pot shots at me all he wants , but once he starts on you -- todd : you 've got the hots for her , man . why do n't you just admit it and get over it ? you lost . blair : stop it ! we 're here to fight miles laurence today , not max , all right ? todd : it seems like he started it . so , what do you want anyway ? a little -- a little quickie ? you know , blow the dust off the -- blair : uh -- for your information , max is on his way back to argentina . todd : oh . and he was going to give you a `` companion flies free `` ticket ? max : well , since you brought it up , yes . i asked blair to come back with me . todd : he did ? blair : yeah . todd : so is n't that winter down there or something ? it 's -- it 's not conducive to vacation . max : oh , no , actually , it 's great in the winter . i 'm sure that jack and starr are just going to love it , and i told blair that if she and the kids like it , they could stay . todd : oh -- blair : do n't even think about it , todd . max : no , why do n't i just give you two a moment . blair : you know , when are you ever going to get over this ? todd : when that son of a bitch stops jerking you around . blair : maybe he was n't doing that . todd : so you 're -- you 're really considering this ? blair : well , actually , i did . todd : oh . [ scene_break ] miles : do n't you have enough to deal with ? your grandfather died , you have a new job . you do n't need to be holding my hand at my hearing . natalie : did it ever occur to you that maybe i need a distraction ? miles : today 's no big deal . the judge is going to decide whether my case goes to trial . it 's a foregone conclusion . natalie : and you would do it for me . miles : well , yeah -- definitely . but what makes you so sure i 'm not guilty ? natalie : you have a good heart , miles . miles : hmm . you 're an incredible friend . i have to get ready for court . natalie : ok . [ knock on door ] natalie : michael ? michael : hey . natalie : uh -- who you looking for ? michael : you . [ scene_break ] bo : is matthew doing any better today ? nora : yeah , a little bit , you know ? nigel 's been helping him to feel better . wow -- he loved his grandfather like crazy . bo : they both did . nora : yeah . bo : i think those two were probably pa 's best friends . nora : well , look , do n't cut yourself off that list . bo : no . no , we were n't friends . he was my father . nora : ca n't be both ? bo : sure you can . i try with matthew , i try to be his friend and his father because i do n't want to make the same mistakes pa made . but , you know , now , i -- i do n't know . i have so many questions . nora : well , that happens , you know , when -- when somebody dies . you start looking at life very differently . this is none of my business , but if you need the time , take it . do n't force things . i 'll let you know what 's going on in court . bo : hey . nora : yeah ? bo : thanks a lot , nora . nora : yeah . [ scene_break ] talia : you 're late . it 's already mid - morning . antonio : it 's good to be back . talia : it 's good having you back . the commissioner really missed you . antonio : yeah , he said as much at the funeral . talia : well it was a really tough day for him yesterday , and for you . antonio : yeah , well , i was there to support bo . talia : i 'm talking about you having to dodge jessica and nash . antonio : well , i 'm not going to pretend it does n't suck having them in my face all the time . [ scene_break ] jessica : i just need to get away . nash : when did this come up ? jessica : this morning . i -- i was n't keeping anything from you , i promise . nash : do n't you ink this is something we should 've talked about ? jessica : oh , well , you -- you 'd want to come with us . nash : yeah . jessica : well , you ca n't right now , nash , not with the vineyard and trying to buy out antonio . nash : jessica , you -- you should n't be traveling right now . you just got out of the hospital from a liver transplant , what -- jessica : well , i 'll be going on the family jet , and there 's going to be a nurse waiting for me on the other end . nash : the other end ? where -- where is that , exactly ? jessica : well , i want to go and see kelly and my brothers , and , you know , bree is zane 's cousin , or his aunt or something , and -- nash : london . you 're talking about london . jessica : yes -- i know it sounds impulsive . nash : `` impulsive `` ? yeah . jessica : well , i talked to kelly for a long time on the phone last night , and you know , michael cleared me to go . nash : jessica , what is all this about ? i mean -- except for our night at niagara falls in your hospital room , we have n't even had a honeymoon yet . jessica : this has nothing to do with you . i promise . nash : oh , ok , yeah , sure . i -- i know you 'd never lie to me . i just do n't understand . jessica : i just -- i need a little space . can you give me that ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : i am going to be the woman of the year ? marcie : yes . lindsay : i did n't even know i was nominated . marcie : well , you se the thing is , you were n't exactly the committee 's first choice . lindsay : it was nora , right ? nora got it again and she turned it down , right ? marcie : no , it 's not nora . do you know martha winston -- you know , the lady who runs the llanview charities ? lindsay : well , of course , i know who martha winston is . she 's -- she 's second only to viki davidson as patron saint of llanview . marcie : not anymore . lindsay : what ? marcie : apparently , she had a fling with her hottie assistant guy , you know ? lindsay : what ? marcie : yes , and now she 's leaving her husband for him . lindsay : no way ! marcie : yes , so , they made you the woman of the year instead . lindsay : how did my name even come up ? marcie : guilty . i nominated you , but i did n't want to tell you because i wanted it to be a surprise . lindsay : oh , i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm not surprised -- i 'm shocked . [ marcie chuckles ] lindsay : i ca n't believe it . marcie : believe it . look at all the amazing things you 've done this year , lindsay , especially that advocacy group for moms and children ? believe me , it was n't a tough sell , ok ? lindsay : i -- i just do n't know what to say . marcie : you deserve this . you 've helped so many people . it 's a testament to the kind of woman that you are . jen would 've been really proud of her mom right now . lindsay : i 'm not really so sure about that . [ scene_break ] natalie : um -- ok , michael . i mean , i just do n't have too much time . i 'm going to miles ' hearing . michael : no , i 'll -- i 'll be really quick . i just -- i did n't -- i did n't know who else to come to . natalie : about what ? michael : well , do you have any pull left with john -- i mean , like any at all ? because if you do , i -- i could really use your help . [ scene_break ] john : jury selection starts today -- did your lawyer talk to you about that ? marty : yeah , yeah . she said she was going to try to get a lot of women on the jury , said they might be more sympathetic towards my motive . john : well , you pled not guilty . there really is n't a motive . marty : why are you so sure i 'm innocent ? john : well , for starters , your memories do n't include the actual stabbing . marty : there 's a lot of reasons for that . john : really ? all right . well , how about you explain how you woke up in the on - call room , passed out with a head injury we ca n't explain ? and i just know . marty : yeah , well , that 's not going to quite cut it in court . john : yeah , but reasonable doubt will , and there 's a lot of that . marty : it does n't mean a jury is going to see it that way . john : look , you love your son . i think anyone can see that . a murder conviction takes you away from him . i think that alone means there 's no way you could 've killed truman . marty : not necessarily . john : what are you , opposing counsel today ? marty : look , i 'm playing devil 's advocate . john : yeah , ok , i 'll play . so let 's say you killed truman because you 're trying to defend blair . would you really have stabbed him nine times and then run away ? marty : look , i must have . john : you do n't know that for sure . marty : you know what -- and neither do you . the d.a . considers this case closed , so if you are using department time to try to find another suspect , you could get in a lot of trouble . john : if the truth comes out , i do n't care . marty : yeah , well , i do . john : all right . well , then maybe you can understand where i 'm coming from here , all right ? you 're already in a lot of trouble , and i 'm going to get you out of it , no matter what i have to do . [ scene_break ] ( music plays throughout ) nash : yeah , you can have anything you want -- even space . just -- tell me why you need it . jessica : i 'm -- i 'm just feeling a little overcrowded here in llanview -- not by you , not by you , at all . nash : you sure ? jessica : oh -- of course i 'm sure . i 've never been more sure of anything in my entire life . nash : then who antonio ? jessica : i knew it would be bad , but i -- nash : oh . jessica : it 's like he 's everywhere , you know ? our families are so connected , i ca n't get away from him . losing asa , my grandfather -- i mean , i miss him so much . it 's not the same around here without him . nash : yeah . you know , losing asa -- i 'm just not sure the traveling , that 's really going to help you with that . jessica : a little time and distance might help with things a little . nash : how about work ? jessica : todd said i could write from london . nash : hmm . so that 's it ? you 're sure ? jessica : honey , nobody knows me there , you know ? i can go shopping and i can take the kids to the museum and not worry about somebody around the corner whispering about me , about what i 've done . nash : what you did -- marrying me ? jessica : no . no ! but let 's face it , i -- i cheated on antonio . and everybody knows it . [ scene_break ] banks : i ca n't believe asa buchanan is actually dead . man : you were an admirer ? banks : yeah , something like that . man : well , he was a great man -- rich as hell . i 'd like to be that rich . banks : and why ca n't you be ? man : yeah , right . banks : all it takes is a little determination and the right opportunity . man : well , you let me know when you find that opportunity . banks : i already have . [ scene_break ] talia : look , i 'm sorry we did n't throw you a `` welcome back `` party , but you kind of sprang this on us . antonio : might still be time . talia : well , you 're not rethinking coming back to work ? antonio : oh -- well , maybe i should wait a couple of days . you know , the commissioner just lost his father , and i just -- you know , i do n't want to lay any more on him . talia : putting one of his best detectives back in the field -- i 'm pretty sure he can handle it . if he could n't , he would n't be at work today . antonio : good point . talia : yeah , so what are you waiting for ? oh . antonio : uh , warm up the coffee , get the case files ready . i 'll be right back . talia : yeah . i 'll be here . [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? hey , antonio . come on in . have a seat . antonio : i 'm sorry about your father , commissioner . bo : thank you . i appreciate that . what can i do for you ? antonio : well , i -- i 'm not sure the timing for this is -- is right . bo : the answer 's yes . antonio : you did n't even know what i was going to ask you . bo : well , you want to get back to work , do n't you ? antonio : yeah . yeah , i do . actually , i -- i need to get back to work . bo : i 'll be honest with you -- i need your help . so , welcome back , detective . [ scene_break ] marcie : lindsay , how could jen not be proud of you ? look at everything you 've done this year -- in her honor . lindsay : i 'm not always the woman you think i am . marcie : i know that you 've done things in your past that you 're not proud of . but since jen 's passing , lindsay , you have changed . lindsay : well , losing a child -- you ca n't help but change . but you do things that you never thought were even possible . marcie : i know . that 's why i nominated you for woman of the year , because that 's what you are to me . you know , i never knew my mom , except in pictures . and that is what you have been for me -- you have been right there for me when i needed you most . you 're my family , as much as any of my blood relatives . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry to break it to you , but , huh , i pretty much have no pull with your brother these days . he 's not going to listen to me , because he 's kind of mad at me , because i 'm not part of the miles lynch mob . michael : yeah . i -- i thought it was kind of a long shot . natalie : i mean , what 's up ? what do you need an assist with your brother for ? michael : do n't worry about it . it 's not your problem . natalie : michael , i do n't understand . i mean , the two of you have been getting so close the last couple of years . michael : yeah . we were . natalie : not anymore ? michael : no . natalie : all right , look , um -- i 'm sorry that i ca n't help you with john , but if you really want someone to help you with him , i would suggest you speak with marty saybrooke . [ scene_break ] ofc . stokes : excuse me . i got to bring the prisoner to court . john : are you ready ? marty : do i have a choice ? john : hmm . go ahead . i 'll -- i 'll walk you over to keep the press at bay . marty : thank you . john : are those necessary ? ofc . stokes : going to go by the book . marty : it 's all right , really . [ scene_break ] todd : that must 've been a hell of a kiss . you 're going to jet off to another hemisphere to be -- max : oh , just shut the hell up , manning . todd : so you 're just going to throw the kids on a plane , huh ? blair : no , todd . but the thought of starting over -- it did appeal to me . todd : so you 're not going ? blair : no , i do n't want to take the kids away from you right now , and i did n't want to go , either . max : ok ! is the tantrum over ? can i say good - bye now ? todd : sure -- what are you waiting for ? max : ahem . blair : look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry we got derailed . max : why should today be any different ? it was really good to see you again . and i meant everything i said before , but -- i get where you 're coming from . blair : i hope so . max : know it . i get you , blair . i always have . but if you should have a change of heart , the view from my veranda is not to be missed . and we 've got some damn fine tango down there . blair : it 'd be worth it just to come down there to see you do it . you have a safe trip , ok ? max : that 's the plan . blair : ok . max : oh , and todd ? blair is not coming with me -- not because of the kids , but it 's because of you . you see , if you were n't such a moron , i would n't have to tell you that you 're the love of her life . better luck next time , huh ? blair : well , i ca n't believe he said that . todd : well , hell , he 's always had a big mouth . blair : you know , todd , we do n't belong together no matter how we feel about each other . todd : you mean you and him or you and me ? blair : you and me . we 're good parents , we 're good partners , but we 're not together , and so neither one of us has a right to -- to weigh in on who the person is with , kisses , or anything . is that clear ? is it clear ? todd : is it -- i do n't – reporter : mr. laurence , how do you plan to beat the charges ? second reporter : is it true your wife is annulling your marriage ? todd : hi , miles . blair : let 's watch that bastard fry . [ scene_break ] nash : jessica , you have nothing to be ashamed of . jessica : i know . i 'm not ashamed . i 'm guilty . i feel guilty and i ca n't help it . you know , we are so happy , and antonio -- nash : is n't . jessica : no . nash : i know . and i feel bad about that . i do . i actually do . but i do n't give a damn about what other people think . and neither should you . jessica : i know , i just -- i need a break from everything , not -- not you . nash : but still -- jessica : not you -- nash : i mean , with your condition , and i 'm not going to be there . jessica : i 'm going to have hepatitis c for the rest of my life , so i 'm going to have to learn to live with it . nash : the rest of your life , but you have n't been out of the hospital that long . jessica : i promise you , i would n't leave if i did n't feel fine . and i got an ok from the doctors . nash : mind 's made up ? jessica : i 'm sorry that i made this decision without you . nash : yeah , well , hey -- you know , hey , i come up with stuff in the middle of the night all the time . i guess i 'll give you this one . jessica : thank you . nash : sure . but you 're going to owe me one . jessica : i promise i will make it up to you the minute i get back . nash : oh , yeah ? jessica : mm - hmm . nash : i do n't think you 're going to have to wait that long . jessica : really ? [ scene_break ] bo : you can start with these cases right here , if that 's not too much . antonio : no , no . thank you , commissioner , and thank you for letting me back so soon . bo : yeah , antonio , i do n't like to get into personal matters on the job . but -- antonio : jessica 's your niece . bo : and everything that you did for her -- you know , giving her part of your liver , and -- antonio : it did n't take . not much did with jessica and me . bo : i know , and i 'm sorry about that . antonio : be happy for her . she is . bo : yeah , but i 've been in your shoes , and it does n't feel good . antonio : yeah , well , what are you going to do ? bo : you 're going to get through it , and you will get through it , trust me . antonio : well , we 'll find out . bo : no , you will . you 're going to find somebody that 's going to make you happy and somebody that 's -- [ knock on door ] bo : really right for you . yes , come in . talia : sorry to interrupt , but i 've got news . [ scene_break ] todd : hi , natalie . where are you sitting ? there 's a place right behind me . plenty of access to my back . of course , you 've already done your damage , have n't you ? natalie : can you just stuff it for once , and let the man have his day in court ? todd : like he gave me ? natalie : i am not discussing this with you here . todd : where would you like to do it ? at viki 's ? maybe during christmas ? be nice . you can bet circus boy wo n't be there , though . he should be rotting in prison by then . natalie : excuse me . miles . hey . miles : hi , natalie . i told you not to come -- natalie : no , i know , not to come , i know , but did you think i was going to let todd and blair have their feast on you without backup ? how 'd it go out there with the press ? miles : no , howard handled them . howard : miles , i need to make a call . be back in a few . natalie : you doing ok ? miles : well , i have to admit , i 'm a little nervous . natalie : you 're going to be fine . [ scene_break ] reporter : ms. saybrooke -- second reporter : ms. saybrooke -- john : all right , that 's it , no questions , no que -- get back . hey . he stokes , can you give us a minute , here ? ofc . stokes : of course , lieutenant . john : thank you . i would take those cuffs off if i could . marty : it 's ok , really , you know . gives the press something to write about . john : yeah , well , they 're pretty busy with that other case . marty : what case ? john : never mind . marty : miles ? john : yeah , they -- marty : yeah . john : see if they have enough evidence to go to trial . marty : yeah , i wish i had never met miles laurence . or spencer truman . john : i wish you had n't , either . [ scene_break ] talia : laurence 's preliminary hearing is about to get started . i just got a call from the court . apparently , there 's a lot of press there already . bo : do you need more security ? talia : no , i think we 're good . i just wanted to keep you updated . bo : all right , thank you . you probably did n't know , but antonio 's back on the job . talia : i did hear that , actually . it 's good to have you back , detective . bo : and i 'm glad that you feel that way , because i 'd like you two to be working together on some new cases , ok ? i think you make a good team . antonio : yeah , that is , if you can stand me . talia : i think i can struggle through it . so i will keep you updated on the hearing , commissioner . and again , i 'm really sorry about your dad . bo : thanks . i appreciate that , talia , and thanks for being at his funeral . talia : well , everybody here is behind you . if you need anything , you know , we got your back . and i 'll be at my desk if you need anything . bo : you ok with sahid as your go - to uniform ? antonio : oh , yeah . yeah , she 's a great cop . talia : ok . [ scene_break ] lindsay : oh , god . woman of the year ? marcie : yes . lindsay : woman of the year ? marcie : yes , woman of the year . lindsay : i ca n't believe it . marcie : oh . lindsay : i ca n't believe it and i do n't know what to say , except that 's not the reason i do charity work . you know that , right ? marcie : i do know that . it 's for jen . lindsay : uh - huh . marcie : you know , i 'm a mom , too . i get it . i get it more now than ever , especially knowing this little guy over here might be my one and only . lindsay : is michael handling that any better ? marcie : ugh . he 's having a hard time , you know ? i just -- i just wish that 's all it was . lindsay : why , is there something else that 's wrong ? marcie : john is so convinced that marty saybrooke did not kill spencer truman that he 's trying to connect michael to the murder again . and on top of that , me , too . [ scene_break ] tara : no comment . reporter : just a quick -- tara : clothes look great , marty . how are you holding up ? marty : i 'm handling it . tara : you know i 'll do everything i can to get you the best possible jury . marty : and i appreciate it . i appreciate everything you 're doing for me . tara : well , let me check in with the clerk . john : you want me to stick around for this mess ? marty : no . i know you have more important things to do than stay here with me . john : it 's like i told you , i 'm going to have another suspect before your case goes before a jury . marty : i hope you 're not going through all of this for nothing . john : it 's not nothing . it 's just the right thing to do . you hang tough . marty : i 'll be fine . reporter : laurence 's hearing is starting . yeah , i just got a text message from inside . [ scene_break ] judge : i 've made a determination in this case based on the charges filed previously . in the case of the commonwealth vs . miles laurence , the charge of attempted murder of todd manning is dismissed for lack of evidence . natalie : oh -- todd : that is totally ridiculous . i 'll give it to you -- you are one first- class idiot ! nora : ok , todd , sit down right now , not another word . blair : come on , todd . nora : sit down . todd : well , what are you looking at ? [ scene_break ] jessica : i like your sendoff . nash : yeah ? jessica : yeah . nash : how many hours until your flight ? jessica : enough for a proper goodbye . nash : nothing proper about it . jessica : hmm -- are you trying to make me miss my flight ? nash : works for me . jessica : well , it 's a family jet , so -- nash : mm - hmm . so ? then i guess i 'll have to remind you to miss me . jessica : i do n't need a reminder . but i 'm very happy to accept . [ scene_break ] antonio : ready to get to work ? talia : well , you 're not wasting any time , are you ? antonio : i already wasted too much . talia : all right , fine . lay on me -- lay it on me . [ antonio laughs ] talia : i 'm sorry . antonio : ok . talia : well -- antonio : i -- you might want to be careful there , sahid . you might make your boyfriend jealous . your george guy ? your -- yeah . talia : george ? antonio : right . talia : of course , yeah . antonio : you guys good ? talia : yeah . great . like , totally great . antonio : good , because you deserve a good guy . talia : you think ? antonio : he is , is n't he ? talia : yeah , he 's , um , the most amazing man i 've ever met . [ scene_break ] banks : rest in peace , old man . i guess i wo n't be getting to see you , after all . banks : now you , on the other hand -- you and i are going to be seeing each other real soon . [ scene_break ] nora : sit down now . your honor , we have a witness that saw mr. manning drugged and incapacitated while being held by mr. laurence . he will testify that mr. laurence ordered him to administer a lethal dose of drugs to mr. manning . howard : i object , your honor . the witness is a 16-year - old boy who has had numerous run - ins with the law . and he resented mr. laurence for marrying his mother . he would say and do anything to interfere with this marriage . nora : a marriage that marty saybrooke was blackmailed into . howard : that 's hearsay . nora : hearsay ? judge : my decision is final . your witness , madam d.a . , is n't credible . it is my judgment that the only person responsible for the disappearance of todd manning is the deceased , hunter atwood . without his testimony , there is n't enough evidence for a trial , let alone a conviction . mr. laurence , please stand . howard : your honor , if i may -- i move that these other charges be dropped , as well . nora : oh , now , see , i 'm sorry , your honor , but this is becoming a travesty . howard : that my client was even brought in at all is the travesty . miles : may i speak , your honor ? judge : i caution you , mr. laurence , anything you say without advice of counsel can -- miles : i want to change my plea to guilty . [ gallery murmurs ] reporter : what happened ? officer : the judge just threw out attempted murder . but everything else laurence did to his wife -- he just plead guilty . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i ca n't believe that john would even suggest that you 're capable of murdering anyone . marcie : he says he 's just covering it from every angle . lindsay : well , if there 's anything i know beyond a shadow of a doubt , it 's that you could not , would not , and did not kill spencer truman . marcie : you know , i kind of did tell him that i would do anything to protect my son , including kill someone . but i was making a point , lindsay . i was n't making a confession . it 's what any mom would do , right ? lindsay : absolutely . oh , nobody could love a child more than you love tommy . and nothing should ever take him away from you . [ next_on ] rex : i might have a way for you to get the money you need , if you 're willing to take a little risk . michael : the truth does not have to come out . john : people already know . todd : one way or another , you 're going to pay for what you did to me .
miles has his day in court with natalie by his side . the judge declares that there is not enough evidence to take miles ' case to court and drops all the charges against him . miles pleads guilty when it comes to what he did to marty . marcie has breakfast with lindsay at the diner and lets her know that john not only thinks michael killed spencer , but now john thinks that marcie may have killed spencer . an unknown man is shown into a hotel room . bo assigns antonio and talia to work together on some new cases . talia is rattled when she finds that she will be working so closely with antonio . nash comes into the room and finds jessica packing . he asks her if she is leaving him and she replies that she is . max sees blair outside the courtroom when todd walks up . john visits marty in her cell . he lets marty know that he figured out who killed spencer and it was n't she .
todd : hey . please come with me to the bar . we need to talk . john : what does manning want ? spencer : this is a very important evening for the hospital . but it also happens to be a very important evening for me , as well . and if you could all bear with me for just a moment , i 'd like to address something before we begin the dedication . something of a more personal nature . something that 's very , very important to me . todd : hey , can we go , please ? blair : what is it , todd ? spencer : everything in my life has led to this moment . and -- todd : hey , i do n't want to do this here . come on . blair : ok . spencer : blair cramer , will you marry me ? [ scene_break ] claudia : remember the person i was before you left me ? she was a nice girl , was n't she ? you were n't just trying to set me up . i know that you really had feelings for me . did n't you ? did n't you ? nash : what are you trying to do ? hmm ? what are you doing ? claudia : i 'm just -- i 'm trying to convince myself that everything that happened was n't for nothing . nash : well , stop it . god , how many times do i got to tell you that -- claudia : if you tell me your heart belongs to tess one more me , i will scream so loud , they will shut this place down . [ scene_break ] jessica : you do n't want to finish your bottle ? how come ? hmm ? [ phone rings ] oh . ok , let 's get the phone . let 's get the phone , ok ? whoa . hello ? oh , antonio , hi . where are you ? yep . i forgot , you 're a vice cop . i ca n't ask those kind of questions anymore . yeah , no , we 're ok . everything 's fine . oh , new guy has to work late , huh ? well , it 's ok . you be careful . love you . ok . let 's see what this book says about little girls who do n't want to finish their bottle , ok ? nash : according to this book , in your second trimester , you should start to feel pretty great -- that 's where you 're at right now , second trimester . tess : you read this already ? nash : well , you know , i had to kill a little time while the guy was getting all this stuff ready , so -- want to know what else it says ? tess : i do n't know . nash : uh - huh . it says that in your second trimester , you should start feeling really , really horny . tess : really ? nash : really . tess : again ? nash : well , you know , it 's like you said , you know , we got so much time to make up for . [ scene_break ] langston : they told me at the nurses ' station that you were asleep . starr : are you kidding me ? this place is way too noisy to sleep . people are constantly coming in and out checking if i 'm alive or not . did you get what i asked for ? did you read it ? langston : yeah , but i forgot what it said . starr : that 's not funny . langston : it was . printouts about amnesia ? forgot what it said ? do n't you laugh anymore ? starr : this is serious , langston . is there anything important in there that i need to know in order to fake out the doctors ? langston : nothing special . there 's a broad spectrum of causes . starr : good . that means they 're clueless . langston : what 's the point of all this ? starr : duh -- if my parents are worried enough about me , maybe they 'll realize how much in love they still are . langston : you think ? starr : it already seems to be working . [ scene_break ] natalie : did blair tell you that they were talking about marriage ? john : i do n't think she had a clue about any of this . spencer : blair could n't understand why i wanted to stop by my safe - deposit box on the way over here . ca n't really have an engagement without a ring , though , right ? natalie : the ring -- he went to go get the ring . he did n't take the gun . john : it 's still there . blair : i do n't really know what to say . spencer : it 's very simple , honey . you just say yes . natalie : what do you think she 's going to do ? spencer : blair ? blair : yes . i 'll marry you . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm glad that i reached out to blair like you wanted me to , viki . worked out real nice . viki : i 'm so sorry . todd : yeah , me , too . viki : i had no idea that blair was discussing marriage with spencer . todd : not just discussing it . the bitch is doing it . and now , thanks to you , they got a nice laugh tonight about me saying , `` honey , can we have a little talk ? i 'm getting out of here . viki : todd -- [ scene_break ] david : i ca n't believe it . paige : has blair lost her mind ? david : absolutely . after everything he 's done , he gets exactly what he wants . he always wins . paige : well , not for long . bo 's not going to stop until he brings him down . [ scene_break ] john : i need to speak to blair . you think you can distract truman for a minute ? natalie : absolutely . john : go do it . natalie : i need to talk to you . spencer : what is your problem ? natalie : todd is my uncle . spencer : well , my sympathies , natalie . natalie : you know what ? i hope that blair is worth it , because you are going to fry in hell for what you 've done . [ scene_break ] blair : i had no idea that he was going to do this in front of everyone here . john : i still need that key . blair : and i will find it for you . [ scene_break ] spencer : she is worth it . let 's get some champagne , come on . what 's going on with those two ? were you getting the same thing from john i was getting from natalie ? blair : spencer , i think everyone is surprised by your little announcement tonight , especially me . spencer : yeah ? i hope i did n't upset you . blair : no . you hinted that it was going to be a -- an important event , and i should have known that that 's what you had in mind . spencer : well , i did n't know exactly . it was sort of impulsive . blair , listen , i 've always been a fairly private person . i have . but for some reason , i just felt compelled to share the most important moment of my life with other people , that 's all . blair : you seemed pretty sure that i was going to say yes . spencer : you know what sealed the deal , do n't you ? when i made up my mind ? it 's when you insisted on -- on sewing this button on my jacket before we left . i mean , it was just such a -- a sweet and simple gesture . blair : well , i am just full of those . spencer : yeah ? blair : yeah . i ca n't wait to marry you . [ scene_break ] jessica : well , that book is absolutely no help . why ca n't they have a book that 'll help me explain why i 'm remembering things about nash and tess ? you know , dr. jamison says that it 's a good thing , but it 's confusing me . i love antonio . i love him . i do n't want to know how tess felt or who she loved . i know one thing for sure . i 'm going to raise you right , so when you grow up , you 're not going to have any of these problems , ok ? i promise . hey . i know why you 're off food . you have a fever . [ scene_break ] nash : you do n't want to hear me say that my heart belongs to tess ? claudia : no , i do n't . nash : well , maybe you better stop hanging around me , because when it comes to the subject of tess , my heart is like a broken record . [ scene_break ] michael : well , here we are . can i get you ladies something to drink ? nora : no , i will fend for myself from now on . it was just nice enough for you guys to bring me . thank you . marcie : we were happy to do it . nora : well , you 're newlyweds , you know , so -- marcie : actually , we might be parents very soon . nora : what ? michael : foster parents -- to a little boy named tommy . we put the paperwork in last week . we 're just waiting to hear back . nora : oh . that 's wonderful . i 'm so -- oh , that 's wonderful . well , even more reason why you should be on your own tonight . because the next time you go out , you may have to call a sitter . marcie : well , i think we 'll be ok with that . nora : well , you know , you can always call me , because i 'm very good at sitting . michael : yeah , well , you know , we might just take you up on that , nora . nora : oh , of course . ok , your last official act as my doctor tonight -- will you help me stand up ? michael : oh , absolutely . nora : thank you . and then you got to go on your way . michael : ok , all right . marcie : i 'm going to get you from over here , ok ? nora : all right . michael : ok . one -- nora : here we go . michael : two -- marcie : ooh . oh . you ok ? nora : yeah . michael : you could n't wait for `` three . `` nora : i almost took my dress with me . thank you . oh , gosh . marcie , how do i look ? no , seriously . seriously , how do look ? marcie : i think every woman in this place better hold on to her man . that 's what i think . nora : you know you 're such a liar . marcie : no , i 'm not . nora : yes , you are . marcie : you look beautiful . nora : thank you . thank you , both of you . [ scene_break ] spencer : can i see it ? blair : what ? spencer : the ring . i want to see how it looks on your beautiful little hand there . what 's going on here ? it 's like a vice . loosen up a little bit . blair : no , i 'm fine . spencer : what are you doing ? blair : i 'm not , you know -- spencer : blair , what -- blair ? blair : i 've had a lot of champagne , i have to go . spencer : all right , go , go , go . blair : all right , i 'll be back . spencer : all right , i 'll be here . blair : ok . [ scene_break ] evangeline : hey . todd : hey . evangeline : i know how this must 've hurt you . is there anything i can do ? todd : like what ? evangeline : let 's get out of here , go somewhere and talk . todd : not really much to talk about , you know . thank you . [ scene_break ] blair : this better work . i do not want to marry that son of a bitch . john : i 'll get a copy made and get it right back to you . blair : ok , he 's watching my every move . thinks i 'm headed to the ladies ' room . john : as far as getting married to this guy , i 'm not going to another wedding . blair : just find what you need in the safe - deposit box . [ scene_break ] langston : so how long do you think you can keep this up ? starr : the amnesia bit ? as long as i have to . langston : it could get hairy . starr : i have n't been able to get through to either one of my parents for months . now i have the power . langston : what power ? starr : i got them to kiss and hold hands , all in one day . i figure if i fake brain dame now , i 'll have them running off to do it . langston : ew . starr : look , it 's either that , or i 'll have dr. truman as a stepfather . langston : but you keep saying your parents hate each other 's guts . starr : spencer made that happen . everything was fine until he came to town . my parents were getting married again . and this time , for good . we were going to be ok . really ok . i just have to make them remember that now . langston : one question . starr : shoot . langston : this truman guy 's a doctor . a good one , right ? starr : if `` good `` means `` homicidal . `` langston : how do you know he 's not going to figure you out ? starr : that 's why i made you do the research . he already thinks i 'm up to something . [ scene_break ] spencer : oh , hello , paige . hey . david , how are you doing ? what a pleasant surprise . david : well , you did n't think we 'd miss your big night , did you , spencer ? spencer : i did n't think you could afford the tickets . paige : well , it would be worth going into debt just to see you up there proposing to blair . david : knowing how much she 's going to hate you once she finds out all the evil things that you 've done . spencer : well , now , listen , david , i have n't done anything wrong . we both know that . but even if i had , unlike you two , i would know how to cover my tracks . paige : well , arrogant people make mistakes . bo and john mc bain -- they hate arrogance . david : you should n't have put that bullet in mc bain 's father . spencer : i did n't shoot anybody , david , you did . you so much as admitted it in a court of law . david : mc bain did a ballistics test on the gun that i was holding that night . the slug did n't match what they pulled out of mc bain 's father . paige : i told bo that you set him up , that you set todd up . spencer : oh . nobody believes anything you have to say anymore . paige : huh . you know , the funny thing about having absolutely nothing to lose is that people tend to listen when you talk . david : it 's over , spencer . you got sloppy . and pretty soon , blair is going to drop you like a -- starts with a b . spencer : bunch of bricks ? david : the other one paige : bad habit . david : right . paige : yeah . we 're going to be there , just like tonight , watching . [ scene_break ] cristian : so , you talked to todd ? evangeline : i tried . cristian : how was he ? evangeline : he 's -- he 's hurt . he 's upset . cristian : look , i know you 're worried about him . evangeline : i am . cristian : but you just got out of the hospital . and you need somebody to take care of you . and i 'm so ready to do that . [ scene_break ] blair : is there something you want to say ? todd : what do you think i should say ? congratulations , blair . blair : i want you to tell me what you wanted to tell me before spencer made -- todd : oh , it does n't really matter now , does it ? blair : it does matter . tell me . todd : well , viki wanted me to talk to you and see if i could draw a line in the past and , you know , forgive you , even if i could n't forget . how am i going to do that now ? [ scene_break ] mr. sharp : you wanted to see me ? john : oh . yeah . you 're the manager ? the guy at the front counter -- he -- wally , or something ? -- he would n't even let ms. buchanan explain what she needed . natalie : he was very rude . john : mm - hmm . mr. sharp : i 'm sorry about that , but we 're about to close . john : well , you see , she 's -- she 's trying to do a favor for her grandfather . he 's in the hospital right now . natalie : asa buchanan , c.e.o . of buchanan enterprises . i 'm sure you 've heard of him . mr. sharp : of course i know him . asa and buchanan enterprises have banked with us for years . john : then maybe you would n't mind this gesture of good will , even though it is late . mr. sharp : if you can come back tomorrow morning , i 'll handle this personally . john : ooh . natalie : bank was n't willing to bend the rules . i mean , you know -- john : asa 's not going to want to hear that . i do n't want to be the one to tell him . natalie : no , me , either . john : you know -- mr. sharp : i suppose i could make time for one quick transaction . john : oh . natalie : great . i need a new safe - deposit box . mr. sharp : i 'll need to see some i.d . and from you , too , if your name is to be on the box . natalie : are you kidding ? he 's my bodyguard . mr. sharp : really ? john : somebody 's got to do it . mr. sharp : i 'll start the paperwork . natalie : great . john : ok . when he gets back , you do the number , all right ? and stick to the plan . no improvising . this guy catches on to what we 're doing , blair could be in real danger . [ scene_break ] spencer : i have nothing to fear from john mc bain . now , if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to go rescue my fiancée and start living happily ever after . paige : oh , yeah , your life is going to be a real fairy tale . david : from the brothers grimm . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jessica : hello ? nash : hey , it 's nash . jessica : hi . where are you ? nash : i 'm at the hospital benefit . i just started thinking about brennan . how is she ? jessica : well , actually , i just took her temperature , and she has a little bit of a fever . nash : what ? is she ok ? jessica : she 's fine . she could just be catching a cold or something . nash : is there something i can do ? jessica : nothing . we 're fine . have fun at your party . your daddy , nash , is worried about you , but we are going to be fine . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't know how i 'm supposed to be ok with you marrying the man who tried to get me executed . blair : to , i do n't expect you to understand , or forgive me for what i 'm doing . todd : you know , what i love is your timing . our daughter 's in the hospital with a head injury . and she thinks we 're still together . the next time you see her , you 're going to walk in with spencer 's ring around your finger . blair : there is a reason for everything that i 'm doing . all of it . spencer : offering congratulations , todd ? blair : come on , spencer , there 's no reason to gloat . todd : no , no , no , no , blair . it 's ok . spencer 's right . i want to congratulate you two . i want to congratulate the both of you . everybody ? can i have your attention , please ? can i have your attention , please ? can i have your attention , please ? thanks . i 'd like to propose a toast . [ scene_break ] r.j. : wow ! nora , you look fantastic . nora : hello , r.j . r.j. : i 'm glad you 're here . nora : well , with a little help from my friends , i made it . lindsay : good for you . nora : hello , lindsay . marcie : lindsay actually was my matron of honor when -- when we got married . nora : oh . marcie : at michael and my wedding . we could n't have done it without her . nora : well , i 'm so sorry i missed it . r.j. : that is a beautiful dress . nora : oh . thank you . lindsay : is n't that the dress that you wore to the woman of the year awards last year ? nora : i find it hard to believe since i was in a coma . lindsay : oh . it must have been two years ago , then . nora : shopping really has n't been on my list of high priorities . lindsay : oh , of course not . you 've had your valiant struggle to recover . r.j. : ok , lindsay , that 's enough . lindsay : right . be on her side . why do n't you just kiss her again ? r.j. : ok , come on , now . i thought that we had -- michael : marcie , i think that 's claudia reston over there . marcie : who ? michael : claudia reston . she put this whole thing together , you know ? i really think she 's the type of person you should know . marcie : i do n't think i 'm going over there . this is getting really good , michael . michael : no , yeah , let 's go now . i think you should be introduced . marcie : no , but , michael -- r.j. : ok . ok , ok , i suppose i created this situation , so i will do something to fix it . nora : that would be a good idea . r.j. : lindsay , nora is , and hopefully always will be , a very good friend . lindsay : `` friend `` ? right . is that why you 've been fawning all over her since we got here ? r.j. : there was no fawning . i was complimentary . i said she looks beautiful , and -- and you do . nora : oh , well , thank you , r.j. that 's very nice of you . lindsay : do you know in the beginning , when r.j. would come to visit you in the hospital , i was there right next to him . i came every single time . and then one day , you came to and batted your eye at him , and all of a sudden , he did n't want me to come anymore , because he thought my being there would be awkward . r.j. : lindsay , watch your mouth . lindsay : i catch you kissing -- i -- i catch you kissing another woman , and you want me to watch my mouth ? how would you like to see me kissing another man ? r.j. : well , i would not start drinking and then make up a federal case out of it ! lindsay : let 's just put your money where my mouth is . michael : for a short time -- lindsay : excuse me . [ scene_break ] nash : hi . jessica : what are you doing here ? nash : i went to the pharmacy . i got stuff for cold , i got stuff for fever , i got stuff to rub in her chest . if it said `` infant `` and `` cold `` or `` fever , `` i got it . jessica : i -- i already have all that stuff , nash . nash : you got a vaporizer ? you got one of these , huh ? you got one ? jessica : she does n't need a vaporizer , ok ? she 's fine . what are you doing ? you ca n't stay . nash : that 's my kid . she 's sick , i 'm staying . i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] todd : everybody , please . please ? cut that music . i have something to say . spencer : this ought to be good . todd : uh -- viki : todd , do n't do this . do n't . evangeline : todd , do n't make a scene . todd : oh , no , no , that 's ok . i just want to -- viki : do n't . todd : no . just want to congratulate the couple . so i need some alcohol , please . can i have some -- yes , thank you . mm - hmm . to -- to you , blair . and you , spencer . ahem . may you have a long and happy marriage . you 're really perfect for each other , you know that ? i want you to look , everybody . everybody , look at him . he 's a murderer , and that woman 's a slut . [ attendees gasp ] todd : really , i think we should toast -- come on , everybody , raise your glass . [ scene_break ] mr. sharp : here are all the forms for you to sign . each box requires two keys to open it . one is given to you , and the other is kept by the bank . now you can use yours . mr. sharp : you 'll be free to access your box at any time , as long as you bring your key . i 'll leave you alone so you can place your personal items inside . let me know when you 're done . natalie : it 's just really hot in here . mr. sharp : excuse me ? natalie : i am . could you just get me some water ? i think i drank a little bit too much champagne at that gala , and i 'm not -- feeling real -- oh -- mr. sharp : oh , ms. buchanan ? ms. buchanan ? uh -- you 're the bodyguard . what do i do ? john : i usually get a bucket . natalie : oh . john : i run for a bucket . mr. sharp : you mean she 's going to -- john : yeah , exactly . natalie : ooh -- john : all right . natalie : all right . we do n't have much time . my key 's in here . we got to find it fast . [ scene_break ] jessica : it 's in the father job description , you know -- stays calm , does n't overreact . nash : really ? it says that ? jessica : yes , or he does n't find out when something 's wrong and i do n't think he would like that very much , now would he ? nash : she looks fine . jessica : she is fine . go back to your party . nash : `` party `` -- it 's a gala . `` gala `` -- call it by its rightful name , `` gala . `` jessica : ok . nash : oh , look at the time . i really do got to get back to it . jessica : hmm . not the gala of your dreams ? nash : i 'm not really a gala kind of guy . jessica : hmm . nash : gallant -- why , yes . gala -- no , not really . i 'm just there kind of trolling for investors for my new business investment here . jessica : so you 're sticking around ? nash : oh , yeah . i 'm staying here . jessica : hmm . any luck ? nash : one . claudia . jessica : oh . ah . because i hear financial dealings with a bitter ex is such a great idea . nash : hmm . i told her i was n't interested . i 'm not getting involved with claudia again , not in any way . jessica : actually , i think maybe you should reconsider . [ scene_break ] marcie : can you please explain to me what you are doing ? lindsay : making a point . marcie : yeah ? well , make your point with somebody else 's husband . lindsay : oh , come on . i only kissed him because he 's the closest man in the room . but he is a good kisser . because he 's got those little pillow lips . michael : thank you . marcie : you are supposed to be my friend . lindsay : i am your friend . it was n't anything personal , but if you need to blame somebody , you can blame nora . r.j. and marcie : nora ? r.j. : ok , that 's it , lindsay . stop acting a fool . lindsay : oh , what is this -- a reaction ? maybe some passion ? r.j. : passion ? you -- you want to see passion ? i 'll show you passion . nora : hey -- what , oh , oh . [ scene_break ] langston : so you really think dr. truman 's on to you ? starr : i think so , maybe . i mean , yesterday when he kicked you out of the room , he showed me the test results and it said that i did n't suffer from any brain damage . and then he started asking me about my condition . langston : that 's not good . starr : yeah , but i played it off pretty well , but the thing is , is that it seemed like he was trying to figure out whether i was faking or not . and when it comes to faking , he 's an expert . langston : if you 're right about him , he 's no one to mess with . starr : yeah , but he ca n't do anything to me . langston : you 're a patient in his hospital . he 's a surgeon , you 're a kid . starr : he can prove that i do n't have brain damage , but he ca n't prove that i 'm not nuts . it runs in the family . besides , if anything happened to me , his happy ending with my mom would be over . langston : this is dangerous . starr : what 's dangerous is having my mom , jack , and me under the same roof with dr. truman . and once i get my parents to that altar , i am making sure that their `` i dos `` are permanent . [ scene_break ] viki : todd , stop this . todd no -- viki : get down . todd : i 'm just getting to the good part . evangeline : todd , what are you doing ? this is n't helping . todd : yes , it is . yes , it is . the truth shall set us free , yes ? let me tell you the truth . that man right there , our esteemed dr. truman -- he helped a pregnant woman fake her own death and he set me up for murder . and you want to know why he did that ? for that whore in that white dress sitting next to him . that was my son ! that was my child ! i have a son somewhere -- i do n't know where he is . what else would you like me to do ? spencer : somebody want to get this man some medical attention ? he 's clearly having a breakdown . evangeline : he 's fine . todd ? stop and think about the consequences of your actions here . todd : oh , you , too , now , huh ? evangeline : what ? you want me to climb up there ? i will climb up there , i will drag you down myself . todd : no , no , i think i 've made my point , have n't i ? evangeline : cristian , he 's my friend . he 's my friend and he 's in trouble right now . cristian : yeah , but you ca n't help him when he does n't want your help . evangeline : when you 're right , you 're right . cristian : let 's go home . viki : let 's go . let 's go . todd : no , no , i 'm not slinking out of here with my tail between my legs . i told the truth here tonight ! i 'm not sorry about it . ahem . spencer : childish , demanding of attention . his latest outburst is certainly consistent with mr. manning 's other very bizarre behavior he 's been exhibiting lately , i must say . david : he just happened to be telling the truth . paige : every last word . [ scene_break ] lindsay : why do you keep doing that ? nora : yeah -- why ? r.j. : ok , i 'm sorry if i 've embarrassed you , but this -- this jealousy and foolishness has got to end . lindsay : well , do you think that this is going to make me not be jealous ? r.j. : you started it . ok , look . for the last time , i was happy nora was on her way back , so i kissed her . but there 's nothing going on between nora and me . lindsay : well , i think that somebody should tell nora that . r.j. : where are you going ? lindsay : home . r.j. : what about the party ? lindsay : who cares ? r.j. : nora , i 'm sorry . nora : uh -- uh -- michael : marcie , honey , what are you doing ? marcie : i 'm getting my keys . michael : well , why ? marcie : i need to go home and take a shower . michael : oh , come on , marcie . why -- you ca n't be taking this seriously . marcie : i need to scrub off the image of you and lindsay locking lips . now , if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going . michael : mar -- marcie . claudia , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . nora , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . nora : uh - huh . claudia : is there something in the water here ? [ scene_break ] cristian : ok . you mind waiting out here for a minute ? evangeline : oh , what , you got a girl stashed in there ? cristian : now , why would i do that when i have such a beautiful thing standing right here , waiting for me ? evangeline : good answer . cristian : just give me a minute . evangeline : ok . all right , todd . please do n't still be at the gala . and please do n't do anything stupid . [ scene_break ] david : everything todd said is true . paige : i delivered margaret cochran 's baby long after todd was arrested for her murder spencer forced me to do it . he also did something with todd 's son . spencer : you know , i think blair and i have had enough . at first , i thought mr. manning was simply imploding , but now i can see that this was a nasty little conspiracy by three very poor , pathetic individuals , and blair and i are not going to spend our engagement like this . and you , mr. manning , can not destroy our happiness . you 're not capable of it . [ scene_break ] natalie : you better hurry before that manager gets back . john : he wo n't be back . he does n't want to be mopping up after you . natalie : yeah , you made me sound so charming . john : well , it worked , did n't it ? natalie : did you find it ? good . john : this is it , number 608 . natalie : your father would be real proud of you right now . john : i do n't know about that . you did real good , though . natalie : thanks . now , let 's go get that gun and get spencer . [ scene_break ] claudia : hey . are you ok ? nora : oh , yeah , sure , just fabulous . claudia : huh . nora : i think i 'm starting to get feelings for somebody that i 'm not supposed to get feelings for -- it 's just wrong all over the place . claudia : honey , join the club . [ scene_break ] nash : you think that i should go back into business with claudia reston ? jessica : well , she knows the score now , and her father 's no longer a threat -- nash : i get it . jessica : get what ? nash : you think that if i get back involved with claudia again , i 'll forget all about tess . mm - hmm . you said that you were remembering stuff about me and tess being together . well , if that 's true , then you should know that tess is in my blood . she 's in my bones . and nothing will ever make me give up on tess . [ scene_break ] evangeline : that 's way more than a minute . come on , todd , check in with me . i guess it could n't hurt to call . [ door opens ] cristian : sorry . it took longer than i thought . evangeline : what are you doing in there ? cristian : see for yourself . [ scene_break ] viki : i do n't know what to say to you . todd : well , no more lectures , no more advice . viki : may i make an observation ? todd : sure . viki : i was watching blair tonight . when spencer proposed to her , i saw the look on her face . it was absolute panic . it was not the look of somebody who 's in love . good night . [ scene_break ] spencer : i 'm sorry about what todd said . blair : i do n't want to talk about it . spencer : come on , l 's get out of here , go upstairs , celebrate our engagement . i 'll get my jacket . blair : damn it , john , where 's the key ? [ scene_break ] natalie : ok , it 's your turn . john ? if the gun is n't in there , you 'll still get him . spencer 's going down . is it in there ? [ next_on ] starr : mom 's going to marry dr. truman ? todd : i do n't know how you could give up on me so easily . i never gave up on you . evangeline : someone 's pretty sure he 's getting lucky tonight . cristian : well , i 'm already lucky . natalie : is the gun in there , john ? man : what do you think you 're doing ?
lair is at a loss for words . the whole room waits for her answer . `` yes , `` she says . spencer tells all that he had to go to his safety deposit box that night to get it . john and natalie wonder now if that is all that he went to the box for . later , blair and spencer hug and she rummages in his pocket and gets the keys without him noticing . she rushes off and gives them to john and natalie who sneak out to see what is in the safety deposit box . todd ca n't deal with blair marrying spencer . spencer gloats and goes to get his fiancee smiling meanly at todd . todd clears off a table and stands on it . ' i want to make a toast ! to spencer who tried to set me up to get killed for murdering a pregnant , so that he could marry that whore over there . `` he holds a knife to his chest but then does nothing with it . john and natalie head to the bank and natalie pretends she is going to throw up so the bank employee rushes off for a bucket . they open spencer 's box langston brings starr what she has asked for . it is information that she has printed off to continue faking her amnesia . she has to research this in order to fool spencer into thinking that she is really ill . lindsay has had a few too many and she is sarcastic to nora that second that she sees her at the gala . rj says nora looks nice and that is enough to set lindsay off . `` why do n't you just kiss her again ? `` to get back at rj , lindsay goes to the first man that she sees , ( michael ) , and she lays a big hot juicy one on him . marcie freaks out . she thought that lindsay was her friend . `` i only did it as he was the first man i saw . he is a good kisser though . `` marcie rushes off to have a shower now that she knows that lindsay has put her mouth on michael . rj gets mad , but the truth is that lindsay loves seeing passion finally from the man . `` you want to see passion ? `` he asks . he goes to nora and bends her over kissing her hand on the lips . `` why do you keep doing that ? `` lindsay asks . nora would like to know that too . later while talking alone with claudia , nora says that she is starting to have feelings for something that she should n't and it is all wrong . claudia says that she knows exactly what that feels like . todd is n't ready to go and so he sits staring at spencer and blair . spencer wants to continue their celebrating upstairs . he walks ahead of blair . blair stalls now , getting up slowly . `` damn you john , `` she says under her breath . `` i need that damn key ! ``
tina : [ scoffs ] look , jessica , i know you 're upset right now , but all i was going to do is let david vickers sniff around that basement . what 's wrong with that ? tess : [ as jessica ] what 's wrong ? he pees on things . he -- he has fleas . listen , just keep him on a leash , keep him off the counter , and keep him out of my way . tina : but you used to love dogs . i mean , you were always bothering your parents to get you a dog . tess : okay , that 's not a dog . that 's a rodent . and if you want to let him down in the basement , that 's fine . let a big rat bite him , then he wo n't come back . tina : do n't ever talk to my dog that way . what has gotten into you ? tess : nobody invited you here , tina , let alone your little david vickers ' namesake . listen , lois is on vacation , and i 'm not going to be cleaning up after you , okay ? and i 'm sure as hell not going to be cleaning up that one 's -- tina : hey , hey . nobody ever asked you to . tess : look , you came here to get a free ride off my mother , and she 's not here . so why do n't you just go and sleep on your daughter 's couch , if sarah even wants you . tina : this is my home , too , and natalie and jared told me to make myself at home . tess : of course they did . of course they did . you suck up to them every chance you get , and natalie has n't figured out that you 're going to hop into bed with her little boy toy quicker than she can say uncle . tina : you know , viki 's heart would be broken if she knew that you were talking to her sister like this . tess : please , it 's not even her heart , lady . tina : look , i know you 're upset . i know you 're mad at the world , but this is not the jessica that i know and love . tess : you never loved me , tina . tina : i love you enough to be worried about you . i 'm going to call your mother . [ scene_break ] carlotta : i 'm so glad we could wait with you at the gate . antonio : one of the perks of being on the llanview p.d . i get to keep my badge , even if i am on a leave of absence . carlotta : well , you 're doing what you think is right . that 's just how your papi is . antonio : i 'm sorry i 'm leaving you again . i 'll be back soon . i promise , okay ? mami , i 'm sorry that i have to leave during this whole mess at the diner . carlotta : oh , it 's okay . there 's nothing to be done except wait for the claim to be paid . antonio : yeah , okay . you know , i want you to think about a souvenir you want me to bring back from mendorra . jamie : i want you to bring talia home . antonio : come here . you are the most special girl in the whole , wide world . i have the best family a man could ever , ever want . [ scene_break ] jared : clint , i 'm willing to do whatever it takes to help natalie get welcomed back into this family , even if she needs to prove herself to earn your love . clint : no , she does n't . but she keeps on telling me that she 's part of a package deal , which includes you . therefore , natalie and i have a bit of a problem . jared : so i do a little mercenary work for you , and all is forgiven ? clint : oh , my god . please do n't act as if you 're on some sort of moral high ground , okay ? do you want a job or not ? jared : fine . i 'm in . what exactly do you want me to do ? clint : well , if we 're ever going to get this company back from dorian , we 're going to have to do to her what you helped her do to us . jared : which means ... clint : hit her where she lives . [ scene_break ] langston : hey , how 'd it go ? markko : oh , i just finished filling out this application , and they said they 'd call me for an interview if they were interested . langston : why would n't they be interested ? markko : everybody from the diner is applying here . langston : well , i 'd pick you . markko : thanks . so what questions do they ask when all i 'd be doing is getting towels and helping hot chicks in bikinis put suntan lotion in places they ca n't reach ? langston : oh , really ? is that so ? [ langston laughs ] markko : oh , sorry , did you want this ? langston : yes , i did . markko : yo , man . cole : hey , what 's up , guys ? langston : hey , cole . markko : you a member ? cole : no , nora dragged me here . markko : where is she ? cole : she 's parking the car . she wants to grill me about my college plans . markko : you got plans ? cole : yeah , just get as far away from starr as i can . [ scene_break ] marcie : i -- i want to thank you again for asking me to join you . i just -- i ca n't stop looking at that little nose . starr : looks like an alien , right ? blair : you think it does ? there was a picture of starr in one of her sonograms , where you were sucking your thumb . and that 's when i knew i had this real human being right inside me . starr : yeah ? blair : mm - hmm . starr : well , i know . marcie : starr , i -- i asked your mom a question while you were in the doctor 's office . i probably should 've asked you , i should 've talked to you about it first -- starr : okay , what ? marcie : well , i told her , as far as i 'm concerned , that she 's welcome to be a grandmother to the baby . starr : you did ? blair : i did not give her an answer yet . starr : wow . wow . marcie : uh , well , what i have n't asked is , do you want to be a part of the baby 's life ? [ scene_break ] todd : i want my grandchild . and you 're going to make sure i get it . [ scene_break ] starr : i guess that 's something we should 've talked about a long time ago . marcie : whatever you want to do , starr , that is completely up to you . i just -- i just wanted you to know that i am fine with you being in the baby 's life . blair : you do n't have to give any answers today , sweetheart . you 've got months to figure this out , okay ? starr : more like two months , mom . and i think that mrs. mcbain has a right to know what to expect . marcie : you are letting me adopt your child , starr . i think you can call me marcie . starr : okay , marcie . when you ran away with sam , i know that we felt that sam should be with my dad because of blood and everything . but i so get now that you were his mother . and -- and my dad did n't think about what was best for sam . he just , you know , did what he wanted . blair : uh , you know , starr , i kind of feel like i need to come to your dad 's defense here . at the time , your dad did n't know where sam was , he was looking for him , and he wanted him . you know , we did n't want to confuse sam either . starr : i do n't want to confuse -- i do n't want to confuse this baby . of course , i love this baby so much , and i do want to be a part of his or her life , but i also want what 's best for the baby . marcie : honey , why would n't it be what 's best ? blair : come on , marcie . you know the answer to that already . if starr and i are involved with this baby and in his life , todd 's going to want to be , too . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm todd manning , by the way . joplin : i know who you are . i 'm bound by confidentiality laws in regard to your daughter 's case , so there 's nothing to discuss . please leave my office now . todd : did n't you discuss this case with marcie mcbain and starr 's mother ? joplin : i ca n't confirm or deny . todd : i can tell you that starr is not going to give up her baby to a felon . joplin : is n't that what you are ? i suggest you take this up with your lawyer . todd : i 'm taking it up with you . yeah , i 'm a felon , and you do n't want to cross this felon , lady . when i want something , i generally get it . [ scene_break ] marcie : todd is n't even allowed to see his own children , right ? starr : but trust me , marcie , he will find a way . and i want what 's best for this baby . and i think that is for him or her to have one mother . and that 's you . and one day , i think he 'll be old enough to understand . you know , like maybe my age . i actually made a video . blair : you did ? starr : yeah , you know , i love this baby so much , and i do n't want him or her to think that i do n't love it , you know ? you know , even though i did n't want to get pregnant , i really do think that this baby is a miracle . blair : oh , sweetie . starr : well , i -- look , i mean , if you do n't want the baby to see the video , then i -- i 'll understand . marcie : no , no , of course i do . of course , i want this baby to know what an amazing birth mother you are , and what a brave and unselfish thing you did . starr : and cole did , too . he loves this baby so much that he 's given up everything . [ scene_break ] markko : i guess nora thought you needed to ease back into school mode , huh ? cole : i ca n't wait for summer to be over . markko : yeah , but you ready to see starr at school every day ? cole : just wish i could fast - forward to next year . langston : well , you know , dorian has n't even started talking to me about where to apply to college yet . markko : you 've got two whole years . nora : not quite . actually , early decision applications are due in the fall , and for that , you got to have your sats , your teacher recommendations all gathered up , your college essay . am i just raining all over this pool party here ? sorry . markko : cole 's lucky . guidance counselor talked to my mom about college visits , and she was all , `` well , with the price of gas , you can afford the virtual online tour . `` she 's all about me going to college , but i do n't want my family going broke or to be paying off loans for half my life . nora : you know what ? there 's always a way . langston : well , do n't go too far , okay ? i 'm stuck in llanview , permanently . nora : oh , come on , langston . what about college ? langston : i 'm pretty sure dorian 's going to want to home school me for college . the classics . nora : okay . do you want some unsolicited advice ? never mind , you 're going to get it anyway . i think it 's really important for everybody to leave the nest . langston : but i already did that once before and not by choice . i mean , dorian 's been so good to me . if i leave now , i do n't want her to see it like a slap in the face . nora : why would she see it that way ? langston : well , after what happened with adriana , i mean , i feel like i 'm all she has left . [ scene_break ] jared : clint , what i do n't understand is how is dorian 's foster daughter going to help us -- pardon me , help you and your family get the company back ? clint : you know something ? i worked at a newspaper once where the editor always said , `` there 's no such thing as a business story . all business stories are personal stories . `` do you know the lengths that dorian has gone to to protect her daughters and her nieces ? jared : blackmail , murder ? clint : now those girls have grown into women , and every one of them except blair have done everything they could to get out from under dorian 's thumb as quickly as they could . jared : leaving langston . clint : you know , dysfunctional as it is , dorian 's family is everything to her . jared : ah , so you 're saying that even dorian would n't disown her kid the way you 've done to natalie . clint : do n't get cute with me . i have n't disowned anybody except you . now if you 're not with me , i 'm -- jared : who said i was n't with you , clint ? keep talking . clint : when i was with dorian , there came a point where she just put up this wall . and at the time , i did n't understand it , but i understand it now . because now i know that she has set her sights on taking in langston , and nothing else mattered . particularly me . and then when starr got in trouble , todd threatened to lean on langston . that was a big mistake , because dorian threatened to kill him , and i 'm quite sure she meant it . jared : so you think if she 's in danger of losing langston , she may do anything , including give the company back to you ? clint : not quite as simple as all that , but that 's the general idea , yeah . jared : ah , but i thought asa 's cardinal rule was never to make empty threats . clint : i would n't dream of doing that . jared : you 're actually going to take langston away from dorian . clint : no , no , i 'm not . but i know somebody who could . [ scene_break ] antonio : thank you , mami . i do n't know what i 'd do if you were n't here for jamie . carlotta : well , i 'm counting on you to get back safe and sound . antonio : no te preocupes . carlotta : that 's easy to say . but i 'm your mother , and worrying and praying is what i do . carlotta : i hope you can tell me that you have a plan to get talia out of mendorra . antonio : the less you know , the better , mami . carlotta : why does that not put my mind at ease ? and what am i supposed to tell your brother ? ah , let me guess . you do n't want him or sarah knowing anything since her mother 's responsible for getting all of you in this mess in the first place . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] you are not calling my mother . tina : and why not ? tess : because she 's in africa , okay . she 's doing really important work , and she does n't need to hear your bitching about how lois is n't here picking up after your mutt . tina : well , you know , i was going to call her about you , not me . but now that you mention it , i wonder how she 's going to feel when she finds out that you tried to throw her sister out on her ass . tess : lady , you can sit around all day on your ass . i do n't care . just stay out of my way ! cristian : jess ? [ scene_break ] clint : dorian became langston wilde 's foster mother because , supposedly , the child was all alone in the world after her parents died . jared : supposedly ? clint : yeah , turns out , she does have one blood relative , her mother 's brother , but they were estranged , so langston has no idea he exists , and vice- versa . jared : so where is this guy ? clint : in colombia . jared : south carolina ? clint : south america . jared : oh , what 's he doing down there ? clint : why do n't you read the file and find out ? [ scene_break ] [ phone ringing ] nora : oh , cole , i have to take this . will you excuse me ? cole : sure . nora : excuse me , i 'm sorry . hello ? yes . cole : uh , sorry about that . she cares . langston : she does n't know anything about my life . cole : did you guys have a good summer ? langston : you 're not even going to ask about her ? cole : what , starr ? is there something wrong ? langston : of course there 's something wrong . i mean , no , she 's fine health- wise , and so is the baby . but she misses you . i mean , are you done wanting to punish her , you big jerk ? [ scene_break ] blair : a lot of people involved have sacrificed a lot . starr : i know . nobody 's really together anymore . me and cole , you and dad , you and dr. mcbain . marcie : i 've tried and tried to talk to michael over and over again , and , you know , look , i wish that it was n't this way , but michael is afraid of having todd in our lives if we take the baby . blair : well , he is right to worry about that . marcie : well , i 'm just going to have to deal with what happens . i 'm sorry . and i 'm sorry that you and cole are n't together anymore . maybe someday -- starr : you know what ; i do n't want to talk about the future . i do n't want to talk about this at all . i want to talk about now , okay ? blair : okay . starr : i mean , i -- i have to schedule myself for birthing classes . and i need a coach . would you -- blair : oh , yeah . starr : look , i -- i know you wish that i was n't pregnant , but you 've been there for me -- blair : stop , you stop , starr . i 'll be there for you today , tomorrow , any time you need me , okay ? any time . starr : thank you . blair : okay . starr : and marcie , i would really , really , really like it if -- if you would be there for the birth . i mean , if you want to . marcie : oh , no , starr . i 'd be honored . [ scene_break ] joplin : used to getting what you want ? todd : yeah , i am . joplin : because of that , you 've lost your family . your life is sad and pitiful , and you 've got nothing you want . well , you 're not getting this , either . you do n't scare me , mr. manning . todd : i do n't ? joplin : if you have your daughter 's and your grandchild 's interest at heart , you 'll leave and never come back . oh , and in case you think this is up to you , i 'm calling security . todd : i 'd put that phone down if i were you . joplin : and why would i want to do that ? todd : because if you do n't do exactly what i say , you 're going to know what it really means to have a sad and pitiful life . joplin : you 're not going to bully me into betraying your daughter or my code of ethics . todd : are you willing to protect my daughter over your own son ? joplin : what the hell are you talking about ? todd : i 'm talking about your dirty little secret . and how much it 's worth to you . [ scene_break ] cristian : what did you do to jess ? sarah : cris -- cristian , please . tess : [ as jessica ] oh , wait , guys -- guys , it 's okay . i 'm sorry . it was my fault . i 'm a little bit on edge , and i stepped on the poor dog 's tail , and he yelped , and i do n't know , it 's just pregnancy hormones . you know how it is . tina : yeah , i do . tess : yeah , well i -- i 'm going to see my ob today , and i 'm going to talk to her about it . tina : oh , good idea . tess : i 'm going to go get ready . [ dog barking ] sarah : bye , jess . mom , i -- i think it 's kind of great that you 're staying here while aunt viki 's gone , because jessica 's kind of not herself . tina : yeah , you 're telling me . come here . oh , i am so happy to see you . oh , and i like your hair . sarah : thanks . tina : so how is everything ? sarah : good , it 's good . tina : and , ahem , your father , is he still around ? sarah : uh , no . sorry , mom , he went back to london for work . tina : yeah , right . sarah : i 'm guessing he did n't say goodbye . tina : no , but , uh , that 's okay . i would n't want to share you with anybody now anyway except for this handsome young man here . sarah : hey , hands off . tina : i would n't think of it . so why do n't you two come here and sit down and talk ? sarah : actually , we do n't have a ton of time . tina : why ? cristian : antonio 's going back to mendorra . tina : he is ? cristian : yeah , he 's going to get talia out of there . but he 's flying kind of solo . sarah : so you know , mom , you lived there . maybe there 's something you could tell us to help us out , anything ? tina : like what ? cristian : well , you know jonas , what he 's into . whatever is it he 's trying to get out of this marriage to talia , maybe what carlo wants with both of them ? anything , anything to help us or help antonio get her out of there . tina : yes . you know what ? i have just the thing that could make your job a whole lot easier . [ scene_break ] antonio : cris knows everything i 'm doing . carlotta : he does ? and sarah ? antonio : what about sarah ? carlotta : that mother of hers is an unusual -- antonio : i know tina is n't perfect , mami , but the only person i blame for what 's happened to talia is carlo . i can understand in spades what she 's going through . i -- i know what it 's like to realize that your father is a monster . carlotta : of course , i know . antonio : i just want to get her out , mami . i want to do for her what you did for me . and for the same reason , i love her . carlotta : thank you . [ carlotta sighs ] carlotta : finished ? oh , my . jamie : it 's a prince and a princess . antonio : i see that . jamie : airplane , castle , then home . antonio : i think it 's a great map , and i 'm going to follow it to the letter . jamie : will talia still be a princess when you come home ? antonio : only to us . jamie : and we 'll live happily ever after . [ scene_break ] cole : i 'm not punishing starr . langston : oh , right . markko : lang , chill . cole : you do n't think i miss starr , too ? langston : well , then it 's pretty stupid for you guys to be broken up , then , is n't it ? markko : it 's not all cole 's fault . cole : all right , i do n't want you two fighting over me and starr , okay ? nora : sorry about that . okay . i know you must be starving , but back to work . cole : yep . nora : i thought what we 'd do is we 'd start with the colleges locally and , you know , near here and then work our way west . how 's that sound ? cole : sure . nora : it 's a plan ? cole : mm , yeah . nora : it 's a plan , okay . should we go get a table ? bye , guys . good to see you . cole : langston , do me a favor . can you please tell starr ... langston : what ? cole : never mind . just do n't -- do n't tell starr i asked about -- just do n't tell her anything . [ markko and langston sigh ] [ scene_break ] joplin : what the hell are you talking about ? todd : you did an excellent job of covering your son 's tracks when he stole drugs from this hospital . nice work . he could 've gone away for that . five years probably . he would 've been a different kid when he got out , huh ? bet you made sure that did n't happen . so you can spout off all you want about professional ethics . i know what you did . if you want your career and his life to end up in the toilet , you keep resisting me . joplin : look , my son made a mistake . it was years ago . he had treatment . he 's a teacher now . how dare you . todd : hey , i get it . you 're trying to protect your son . i would 've done the same thing . i 'm just trying to protect my daughter here . i 'll do the favor of keeping what i know about you between you and me , and all you have to do in return is a little favor for me . [ scene_break ] tina : here , i think i have exactly what you need . cristian : what 's this ? tina : it 's a book that 's , uh , all about mendorra but what you were afraid to ask . cain put it together . he had me study it before we pretended to be the heirs to the throne . it 's kind of like a how - to list on palace life . sarah : how organized . tina : i know , it 's the german side of him . cristian : this is great . look , the change of the palace guard at 11 : 00 a.m . inspection of parade stallions , 4 : 00 p.m . menus , servants ' names -- tina : oh , yeah , and the name of the servants who wo n't poison your schnitzel . oh , but , you know , nothing happens in mendorra by accident . it 's according to schedule . sarah : wow , thank you , mom , that 's awesome . cristian : yeah , let us know if there 's anything else you think of that we can use . tina : oh , of course , of course i will . sarah : i knew we could count on you , see ? tina : oh , yes , now you give my best to antonio . cristian : okay . sarah : i will , definitely . love you . tina : oh , honey , i love you so much , with all my heart . cristian : thanks . tess : [ as jessica ] what , sarah did n't stick around ? go figure . tina : mm , yeah , she had something she had to do . so , are you feeling better ? tess : sure . just stay the hell out of my way . [ david vickers barking ] tina : well , david vickers , you took the words right out of my mouth . [ david vickers growling ] [ scene_break ] markko : there 's plenty of good schools around philly . i do n't think it 's so bad if i stick close to home . you , either . langston : yeah , ms. hanen so does not get my life . markko : oh , just forget about her . you 're doing good . langston : thanks . hey , you know that crazy psychic ? [ markko sighs ] markko : delphina ? langston : yeah , i keep thinking about her telling me that i 'm not alone . markko : which you 're not . langston : maybe she was talking about you . markko : what , you need a psychic to tell you that ? you 're not alone , not ever . [ scene_break ] clint : what do you think ? jared : well , this uncle of langston 's was n't exactly a white knight . clint : well , that 'll be my role when i make sure he gives up the rights to langston and her trust fund . jared : in exchange for dorian giving the company back to you and your family . clint : if nothing else , you 've always been a quick study . jared : aha , but what happens when dorian offers this uncle more than you do ? clint : you leave that to me . jared : one thing , remember that she 's an orphan and she seems pretty happy with dorian , as happy as you can be in that house , but it does n't bother you to screw that up ? clint : no more than it bothered you to screw up the lives of my family , including matthew , who idolized you . and you had no problem manipulating your father , risking his future with viki just so you could get what you want . you know , you are the reason that dorian has that company and you are the reason that jessica no longer has nash . jared : i get your point , clint . clint : but you know something ? you and i have two things in common , and they trump everything . we both love natalie , and dorian is our common enemy . so are you in or out ? jared : you 're sure this is the only way ? clint : if it will assuage your attack of conscience , keep telling yourself the girl is going to be okay . if everything goes according to plan , she 's going to end up right where she is now . jared : yeah , if everything goes according to plan . [ scene_break ] starr : i have to go to the bathroom again . blair : okay . starr : wow , it 's been a whole two minutes . marcie : well , if lunch is this awkward , imagine what it will be like going through childbirth together . blair : well , a lot about this situation is awkward and uncomfortable , starting with my baby having a baby of her own . but i 'm very proud of her . all these decisions , she 's putting the baby first . marcie : starr is very special . she 's always been special to me . blair : you know , marcie , if i had anything to do with this , i would be raising this baby . marcie : no , i -- i did n't know that . blair : but it 's starr 's decision . marcie : and you honor that . it makes her who she is . [ scene_break ] maitre d ' : your table will be ready in just a moment . nora : thank you . [ nora laughs ] blair : hi . nora : hi . marcie : hi . cole : is that ... is that my baby ? [ scene_break ] todd : one hand washes the other . joplin : your hands are filthy . todd : so are yours . [ todd laughs ] todd : what difference does it make ? we 're helping each other out . [ joplin sighs ] joplin : all right , what do you want me to do ? todd : step into my office . joplin : ugh . [ scene_break ] antonio : they 're boarding the plane . carlotta : yep , i guess it 's time for you to say goodbye to your papi , mi amor . antonio : i want you to listen to your abuela and i 'll be back as soon as i can , okay ? jamie : with talia . antonio : with talia . carlotta : [ speaking spanish ] goodbye . antonio : thanks , mami . antonio : get out of here . cristian : antonio . antonio : hey , how did you get past security ? cristian : listen , we talked to sarah 's mom and we have some information that might help you get talia out of mendorra . antonio : what kind of information ? cristian : i 'll tell you on the plane . antonio : what ? sarah : we 're going with you . [ scene_break ] tina : here you go . there you go , sweetheart . what ? oh , do n't look at me that way . no , they did n't need the crown jewels . what i gave them was enough . it 's going to make rescuing princess talia a breeze . oh , but , honey , did you see the way that sarah looked at me ? i mean , she loves me , she really does . and i have her , i have the jewels , and i have you . for once in my life i do n't have any problems . oh , except for my niece , who apparently hates me . i mean , what did i ever do to jessica ? [ scene_break ] nurse : good afternoon . tess : [ as jessica ] yeah , i 'm running a little late . can the doctor see me now ? nurse : she 's with someone right now . [ tess sighs ] [ scene_break ] todd : well , how long is it going to be ? i do n't have all day . todd : the first thing i want you to do is keep me updated on every procedure , every appointment that my daughter makes with you . anytime she walks in here for any reason , i want to know about it . and , secondly , i want a phone call the minute she goes into labor . joplin : i suppose i can live with that . todd : good . one more thing , though . [ joplin sighs ] [ scene_break ] markko : yes , this is your baby . blair : marcie . cole : looks bigger than last time . or she . do you guys know ? blair : um , no , starr did n't want to know . cole : and starr calls the shots , right ? marcie : cole , i know that i have n't seen you since that day at the courthouse and i -- i just -- i never got a chance to say thank you for what you did . for letting me adopt your child . and i -- i just -- look , i just want you to know that you 're always going to be that baby 's birth father . so if you want play any role in his or her life , i would welcome that . cole : okay , i already told starr that i ca n't come in and out of that kid 's life like that . cole : is that starr 's ? blair : yes , she had to run to the little girl 's room . cole : i 'm sorry , i ca n't stay here . nora : you know what ? let 's go someplace else . cole : no , i need to be by myself , okay ? i 'm sorry . [ blair sighs ] [ scene_break ] joplin : no , i ca n't do that , i wo n't . todd : your son 's name is schuyler ? spelled with a `` ch , `` right ? [ todd scoffs ] todd : no wonder he 's screwed up . with a name like that , he 's asking to get his ass kicked . hey , give me harvey , will ya ? joplin : what are you doing ? todd : i 'm calling the story into my newspaper and then i 'm going to call the cops . your son 's going away . so are you . hey , harvey , it 's me . joplin : please , do n't . todd : hold on . sorry , buddy , false alarm . yeah , thanks . i thought you 'd change your mind . joplin : you bastard . todd : come on , i washed it . deal ? [ scene_break ] antonio : the two of you are not coming with me . sarah : antonio , my mother is the reason that talia is there . antonio : exactly . sarah : you can trust me , i promise . antonio : look , carlo hesser has issues with the both of you , which is why the both of you almost got killed . cristian : and now we know what we 're up against , and you need backup , come on . antonio : then why bring sarah ? sarah : talia is my friend . i ca n't just sit at home while -- while she 's putting her life in danger . cristian : just face it , brother . you 're not doing this alone . announcer : flight 406 to vienna is now ready for boarding . sarah : oh , that 's us , dudes . vamanos . [ scene_break ] langston : i just get the feeling that delphina was talking about someone else . markko : i can see the future , too , you know ? langston : oh , really ? and what do you see ? markko : i got some big plans , but , first , i better turn this application in . langston : well , i 'll wait for you . markko : excelente . [ scene_break ] clint : you were my biggest supporter at b.e . during the takeover attempts . what 's your problem now ? jared : well , it 's just that this kid has had a tough life , you know ? clint : oh , you relate to that , do you ? jared : yeah , i do , and i think this whole thing sounds a little dangerous to me . clint : i think you can handle it . [ scene_break ] tina : oh , you just ca n't wait to get in there , can you ? come here , oh , come here , sweetheart . oh , you know what ? what the heck , go ahead . here , let me get the door for you . huh . it 's locked . well , jessica has her secrets and we have ours . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] how much longer is it going to be ? nurse : i do n't know . tess : well , she 's got a hell of a lot of nerve making me wait out here . whoever she 's in there with better be sick or dying . [ scene_break ] todd : all right , i 'll be in touch . joplin : i 'm sure you will . todd : oh , now , do n't be a gloomy gus about it . starr 's going to thank me someday for this . joplin : oh . todd : think of it as -- as , uh , upholding your hippocratic oath . [ scene_break ] tess : you know , you make me show up with a full bladder and then you just keep me standing here ? ca n't you just go in and check and see what 's taking so long ? nurse : mrs. brennan , calm down . tess : do n't tell me to calm down . just go in there and see what 's going on , you lazy bitch .
starr goes to have her ultrasound and later has lunch with blair and marcie . the three of them are ready to agree to all be a part of the baby 's life . but not everybody is ok with that . cole somehow seems to know that something is going on behind his back . and todd threatens the nurse with blackmail , informing her that he knows her son got in trouble and he can send him back to prison if she does not `` cooperate `` with him . meanwhile , jared attempts to get into the good graces of clint . clint tells jared they might be able to work together in order to overthrow dorian . but it might involve some `` dirty business `` involving taking langston from her . tina seems to know how to make sara and cristian appreciate her when she shows them how she can help antonio get talia back . but she senses something is `` not normal `` about jessica . tess is really there and she rips into tina with hostile abusive verbiage that her aunt knows is not who jessica really is . and tess also `` displays `` that she is not the real jessica when she goes to the ob - gyn clinic and causes a scene , when todd overhears her .
marty : first day of school ? why `` pirates of the caribbean `` ? john : you 're kind of like her . marty : elizabeth swann ? how ? john : well , you know , she looks fragile , but she 's a fighter . inside she 's pretty tough . marty : i wish that were me . john : it is . i was thinking how today if you felt nervous or something , you could look at that and you 'd know it . marty : thank you . john : if that does n't work , there 's a club sandwich inside . marty : perfect . because i do n't think i 'm gon na have time for lunch . dr. orsher left me a full caseload when he transferred . john : you get any time to settle in ? marty : yeah . i got a little time before my first patient . john : you 're good at this . remember that . marty : yeah . well , i wish everyone had your confidence . i mean , as you know , the mayor 's already gunning for me . john : you 're an innocent bystander . lowell 's after me . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : mrs. davidson . viki : it 's banks now , mayor . mayor lowell : of course . forgive me . my friends who were invited say it was a lovely wedding . viki : yes , it was . mayor lowell : ah , mrs. banks . if you have a few moments after our show here , i 'd love to talk to you about `` the banner 's `` endorsement . viki : well , mayor , as you well know , it is `` banner `` policy to meet with all the candidates individually and then to decide . mayor lowell : but i hear there 's one vote that counts more than all the others . i hope you 'll allow me to make my case to you personally . viki : well , that 's not necessary . i came here today to listen . mayor lowell : you 're gon na make me work for this endorsement , are n't you ? i kind of hoped that my record would speak for itself . viki : i see . if you are relying solely on your record , unless i hear something very different here today , `` the banner `` is not going to endorse you . [ scene_break ] gigi : shane 's game is at 5 : 00 , so maybe it 'll have cooled down a little . he thinks he 's starting . can you make it ? rex : of course . geeg , hold up . last night ... gigi : yes ? rex : it was off the charts , right ? gigi : yeah . rex : it 's not just me ? gigi : i 've never felt closer to you , boss . rex : i will not let anything mess this up , okay ? no matter what craziness comes at us . gigi : we 'll deal . rex : thank you . [ scene_break ] stacy : i am freaking out , kim . if i do n't get pregnant now , like today -- kim : it 'll be too late to pass it off as rex 's . i got it . stacy : where are you ? kim : waiting for baby daddy number three . are you sure this one is n't gay ? stacy : definitely not gay . kim : but he 's hung up on your sister . stacy : yeah , well , he only went with gigi because he could n't get back with me and now he is mad at me , too . it 's just a big mess . kim : i 'll turn him around . stacy : please make it happen . kim : you just be ready when he calls , girl . you got to work fast . stacy : i will . thanks . kim : who takes care of you ? stacy : you 're the best , kim . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , how about after the game , burgers and the arcade ? it 's inside , so we can stay cool . gigi : perfect . gigi : until now . rex : morning . stacy : hey . i hope you do n't mind . there was nothing left in the fridge . rex : why would i mind ? stacy : well , because i put it on your tab . i 'm eating for two now . [ scene_break ] blair : todd . ah . what the hell ? dorian : you were dreaming about todd . blair : i was not . dorian : you were so . you called out his name in your sleep . honey , give him up . blair : i have . dorian : oh , really ? blair : yes . dorian : okay . then why are you having rex balsom snoop around ? uh - uh - uh - uh ! blair : give it to me . that is none of your business . dorian : if it 's none of my business , then do n't write a check on the household account . i read the memo . look . it says `` t.d . inv . `` blair : well , i did n't write that . dorian : okay . then rex did . what does it matter ? the point is , you 're having rex investigate téa 's big secret , are n't you ? blair : well , what if i am ? so what ? it 's a big secret , a secret that she 's never told a soul , so it 's got to be bad . dorian : you do n't know that . blair : oh , i do n't know that yet , but i 'm gon na find out if it 's the last thing that i do . [ scene_break ] téa : oh . good morning . todd : i hope so . i let myself in . téa : well , it is still your house . todd : we have to talk . téa : sounds important . todd : it is . téa : son of a bitch . todd : what ? téa : what did you tell him ? [ scene_break ] marty : you know , you never had a problem with the mayor until you rescued me . john : well , that still was n't about you . lowell 's mad that i defied him . marty : yeah , because you showed him for the fool that he is . john : do n't let him use you to get to me . marty : hey , i wo n't if you wo n't . john : and if he tries to mess with you ... marty : he ca n't . i 'm already reinstated . and if he does , i 'll , you know , grab my sword and flay the bloody bastard . john : what ? marty : uh , cole . john : cole 's good . marty : no , but would he use cole to get to us ? does the mayor know that he 's working undercover ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : hey . i 'll be right with you . kim : you look great , sky . schuyler : do i know you ? kim : oh , man , i did not expect that . it 's kim . kimberly andrews from vegas , stacy 's friend . schuyler : were you a redhead ? kim : three days a week . i had a silver wig for the midnight show on weekends . schuyler : you had that dog . kim : jinx ? schuyler : yeah , the little thing that looked like a toilet brush with legs . kim : it 's good to see you , schuyler . you look hot . i mean , fit . healthy . schuyler : okay . thank you . uh , it 's good to see you , too , kim . sorry i did n't recognize you . i was kind of wasted back then . kim : you were n't that bad . schuyler : i was a stoned mess . kim : but a sweet one . schuyler : if you say so . so what brings you to town ? kim : i 'm worried about our girl . i get this call from stacy saying she 's pregnant by her sister 's boyfriend . schuyler : yeah , that 's true . kim : and everything 's gotten crazy . schuyler : crazy ? that 's an understatement . did she tell you what she did ? kim : no . she just said it was complicated . oh , no . i thought so . she did n't say , but it felt like she 's really ashamed of herself . schuyler : oh , i would pay to see that . kim : whoa . schuyler : stacy has no shame . she feels no remorse , no guilt . she might just be a psychopath . kim : damn , schuyler . you used to love her . schuyler : i was too high to love anyone . kim : then you faked it good . so tell me . what did stacy do to make you so mad ? [ scene_break ] rex : of course i 'll cover breakfast . stacy : thanks . rex : and i will get to the market and pick up some things . stacy : rex , i really hate being any trouble . gigi : you 're not any trouble , stacy . you 're pregnant . you need to eat . which prenatal vitamins are you taking ? stacy : what ? gigi : prenatal vitamins . has your doctor not informed you how important it is to take them ? stacy : no . rex : stacy , who is your doctor ? stacy : well , uh , that 's sort of up in the air right now . rex : have you seen a doctor at all ? stacy : i have n't exactly got around to it yet . gigi : because you 've been too busy ? i thought this baby was the most important thing in the world to you . stacy : it is . gigi : then why are n't you taking care of it ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i do n't know , honey . i 've got a bad feeling about this . blair : well , you know what ? so do i . that 's why i need to find out what téa 's big secret is . dorian : but this is n't about téa . this is about you and todd and that dance you keep doing . blair : listen . it 's about protecting my kids . dorian : that 's always your excuse . blair : téa and todd practically live together now . he wants to move out of here and in with her ? i mean , it 's serious . dorian : good for them ! blair : if he marries her , which he has done before , that witch would be the wicked step - mother to my children . and the secret could put them in danger . [ scene_break ] todd : come now , it 's not elijah 's fault . i called him . i know how you feel about this . téa : what ? todd : well , me hiring the competition . but he 's the best in town -- i mean , apart from you . but i have to get this ridiculous court ruling overturned if i want to move out of dorian 's and in here with you . téa : so you went behind my back and hired my opposing counsel in an important case . elijah : oh , come on , ms. delgado . i 'm sure there 's been a time or two where you 've gone behind mr. manning 's back , right ? we all have our little secrets , do n't we ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : yeah , i do n't know how long it 's been since you guys last hung out , but she is not the same girl . kim : i mean , i can see stacy making a play : `` break up with rex and i 'll give you what you want . `` but you think she would have gone through with it ? schuyler : you mean , if gigi had n't caved ? kim : you think she would have let shane die ? schuyler : see , here 's the thing . i ca n't even believe that we 're asking the question . kim : totally . schuyler : i would like to believe that , you know , she would do the right thing in the end . kim : because you love her . schuyler : uh , i did . yeah , you 're right about that . if it were n't for her , i 'd probably be dead right now . kim : you were living on the spike . schuyler : oh , god , 24/7 if i could have gotten the junk . and stacy would throw my stash away . she 'd hold my arms when i was shaking . she 'd make sure i ate , showered . you know , she 'd hold me until i fell asleep . that girl was not a monster . kim : no . schuyler : wonder where she went ? kim : in case she did n't tell you back then , that girl loved you , too . a lot . [ scene_break ] stacy : look , i know i need a doctor . rex : yeah , you do . stacy : but we did n't talk about how we would handle this . gigi : handle what ? stacy : my medical expenses . i do n't have any insurance . rex : i do . stacy : but it wo n't cover me , right ? rex : i do n't know . i 'll have to check . stacy : it 's all right . i can handle it . there 's a free clinic over on state street . gigi : whoa . rex : no way . stacy : what ? gigi : you do n't want to hang out on state street , stacy . rex : if my insurance wo n't cover it , i will pay for a doctor . stacy : no . no , rex . it 's too much . rex : i may not be rich , but i can afford to take care of my baby and its mother while she 's pregnant . do you know a good o.b . ? gigi : uh , i hear that dr. marks is good . she has an office at the hospital . rex : call her . make an appointment . stacy : all right . i will . now ? rex : yeah . so we can be sure it 's a good time for both of us . stacy : you ca n't come with me . i mean , you 'll be busy . rex : not if it 's my baby , too . stacy : right . [ scene_break ] blair : rex is onto rayburn 's trail now , too . and when we find him , i 'm gon na get him to talk . dorian : if you find him . blair : oh , we 're gon na find him because i 'm gon na spend whatever it takes , dorian . dorian : what if the guy 's dead ? blair : oh , why do n't you just stop dripping all over my day , dude . dorian : blair , i want you to be happy . and i ca n't help it . i just keep wishing that maybe things had worked out between you and john . blair : well , they did n't , dorian , okay ? and even if i were with john right now , i 'd still be worrying about my kids . i would . dorian : yeah . but you would n't be crying out for cabana boy . blair : okay , you know what ? i 'm gon na go inside . dorian : wait . no , no , no , wait a minute . i need some time to talk about me for a change . blair : oh , goodness . dorian : yes , yes . how about you change that adorable outfit and come with me to the mayor 's press conference . blair : that sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry . dorian : where 's your civic pride ? blair : why do you want to go ? dorian : because he 's on the hospital board . i want my old job back . blair : what , as chief of staff again ? dorian : yeah , if i can get the mayor 's vote . [ scene_break ] john : the mayor does n't know the cases i work . that was part of the deal with bo . marty : right . and i 'm sure bo will protect you , but he was pretty upset that cole got community service instead of jail time . john : yeah . marty : so if he 's gon na go after me to get to you , why would n't he go after my son ? john : as far as lowell knows , cole is picking up trash in the park . marty : okay . all right . i 'm gon na try to remain calm and collected here , but cole 's been already through so much that -- john : do you trust me ? marty : more than anyone else . john : then trust me to look after cole , all right ? if the mayor finds out that cole 's undercover , i 'll pull him out . i 'm not gon na let anything happen to him . [ scene_break ] todd : elijah here is gon na get me the hell out of la boulaie . after that , you can do whatever you want with him . téa : we have to be in court together on matt 's case . elijah : listen , i 'm sorry if this is awkward . todd : téa knows that ordinarily she 'd be my first choice , but considering what happened last time ... elijah : oh , that 's right . ms. delgado represented your ex - wife at some point in this matter , did n't she ? todd : mm - hmm . until blair found out that she and i were sleeping together and she made a big stink about it . elijah : you were sleeping with your client 's ex - husband while claiming to represent her in a custody case ? todd : yeah , it was wild , huh ? elijah : ha ha ! i 'll say ! boy , you really like to press your luck , huh , ms. delgado ? you 're a real risk taker , are n't you ? are n't you ? todd : so you 're okay with this ? téa : i need a minute alone with mr. clarke . todd : why ? téa : come on , todd . you went behind my back and did exactly what i asked you not to . he and i need to establish some ground rules . todd : okay . téa : okay ? todd : i 'll give you guys space . téa : thanks . todd : i got to go get shrinked anyway . elijah : oh , yeah . ca n't have you being late for that . todd : no , sir . you kids play nice , now . téa : what are you really doing with todd ? [ scene_break ] marty : thank you for lunch . john : anytime . marty : you 're too good to me . john : it 's easy . marty : oh , now you 're being patient . that 's not so easy . john : i would n't say that . marty : yeah , because you 're a good guy . john : no . marty : i 'm getting there . john : i know . i remember what kind of shape you were in , and you 're miles from there already . look at you now . you got your memory . you got your son and your job . marty : yeah , but i 'm greedy . i want everything . especially you . john : hey . be brilliant today . marty : mm , no problem . john : no , i 'm serious . there 's a lot of messed up people in the world . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : are you upset with me because we disagreed about dr. saybrooke being reinstated ? viki : i did n't say i was upset . mayor lowell : but you 're refusing to endorse me . viki : based on your record . i 'm not a vindictive person . i just do n't like your policies and i do n't like the way you run this town . mayor lowell : well , i 'd like to know if you would n't mind telling me what exactly in my record do you disagree with . viki : oh , my , my , where to start ? you have abused the city budget process , you have pushed your own agendas ahead of the wishes of this community , you 've used your office for personal vendettas . mayor lowell : mrs. banks , if you believe that , you 've been misinformed . can you give me one example -- viki : john mcbain . john mcbain saved marty saybrooke from my brother and you have persecuted him for that . mayor lowell : i felt todd was being unfairly targeted . i was trying to protect his rights . viki : you were protecting his rights ? did you think that was going to win points with me ? what my brother did was horrible . i care about him . i would never skirt the law for him . mayor lowell : if you even imply in print that i broke the law -- viki : i do n't need to imply anything , mayor . i just have to print the facts , and they will speak for themselves . mayor lowell : then you better stick to the facts . newspapers are an endangered species as it is . if `` the banner `` were to be sued for libel -- viki : well , our insurance would easily cover that . and then `` the banner `` would defend itself in a long and heavily publicized trial . [ scene_break ] schuyler : yeah , i 'm not sure that what stacy felt for me was love . i think it was more like you and your mangy dog minx . she kind of just cleaned up after me . kim : man , you were stoned if that 's all you saw . i was there . she loved you . she talked about you all the time . schuyler : you sure it was n't rex ? because that 's who i heard about . kim : she talked about him , but it never made sense . he was nice to her once when she was a geek and from that minute , boom , it 's destiny they should be together ? schuyler : yeah . yeah , that 's the story . kim : but it 's a fantasy . schuyler : well , she 's trying to make it come true . kim : she thinks this baby is going to make rex love her . schuyler : it 's not gon na happen . rex and gigi are solid . trust me . kim : they must be if they 're still together . damn . schuyler : what ? kim : stacy is throwing away her life . schuyler : yeah , i know , with both hands . kim : what are we gon na do ? schuyler : we ? no , no , no . do n't count me in . kim : oh , stop . you loved her . i know you still care about her . schuyler : even if i did , stacy 's done with me , okay ? i 'm sorry , kim . i ca n't help you . kim : do n't say that . you 're wrong . stacy needs you more than you know . [ scene_break ] stacy : do you have the doctor 's number ? gigi : call information . [ phone rings ] stacy : oh , here . rex : oh . i have to take this . gigi : so the morning sickness is gone . stacy : what ? gigi : rex said you were sick as a dog and puking when he went to the loft . stacy : oh , yeah . yeah , it 's awful . it comes and goes , though . gigi : it must be a good day if you can eat all that . stacy : i figure eat while i can , right ? [ scene_break ] rex : i think mr. rayburn will be very interested . it 's a pretty large check . yes , he was part of the class action settlement . well , if you have his contact information -- i 'm happy to respect mr. rayburn 's privacy . it 's just legally i have to send this directly to him . yes , well , let me know when you hear from him . i 'll be waiting for your call . [ scene_break ] elijah : i simply answered my phone , téa . todd really did call me looking for representation . téa : are you going to tell todd what you know about me ? what do you want ? elijah : oh , it 's not what i want . it 's what my client wants . my client 's instructions are -- téa : yeah , yr client . let 's stop talking about `` your client . `` his name is ross rayburn . is that correct ? that 's who your client is ? [ scene_break ] todd : all right , doc , let 's get this over with . todd : what is this ? marty : i do n't know . todd : do you work here ? marty : yeah . it 's my first day back on staff . todd : all right . well , then did dr. orsher switch offices or something ? marty : dr. orsher moved to chicago . i 'm taking over his caseload . they did n't notify you ? todd : no , they did n't . not a word . marty : so the court appointment , that 's you ? todd : yeah . i would imagine . marty : oh , okay . well , obviously this is a big mix - up , so i 'll just talk to the head of the department and get you reassigned . todd : no , actually , that 's okay . i do n't mind that you 're my doctor . [ scene_break ] téa : am i right ? hmm ? you 're representing ross rayburn ? he 's the reason you 're in llanview . he 's the reason you took nora 's case . he sent you after me , huh ? elijah : he did . and you know what mr. rayburn wants . téa : oh . and he actually thinks that he can send you to threaten me . elijah : oh , no , no , no . there are no threats here , téa . téa : oh , no , no , no . you 're just hounding me , trying to break me , huh ? well , i got a message for your client . tell him i will not break , no matter what you do to me . elijah : you sure you want to lay down a challenge ? téa : you tell your client , ross rayburn , that he can go straight to hell . [ scene_break ] officer : look at us . window dressing . oliver : yup . officer : like we do n't have better things to do . oliver : well , let 's just hope it 's short and sweet . officer : a politician 's about to open his mouth . i do n't like our chances . hey , uh , you have an assignment yet from mcbain 's task force ? oliver : what task force ? officer : it 's okay , fish . i 'm on it , too . the commissioner and mcbain reached out to me early . but now it looks like there 's some kind of stall . anything going on ? oliver : mcbain 's the best person to ask . he 's right over there . [ scene_break ] [ applause ] mayor lowell : ladies and gentlemen , i want to thank you all for coming out today , especially in the middle of a heat wave . it 's not often i ask for your undivided attention ... and i promise not to wear out my welcome . [ scene_break ] gigi : everything okay ? rex : uh , yeah . it 's some p.i . work . stacy : who are you investigating ? gigi : the `` p `` stands for `` private . `` rex : you want my phone to call the doctor ? stacy : um , no . but i got to run . i 'll call when i get home . rex : just give me a heads - up on the appointment . stacy : okay . and if you come by the loft , i have the bills for you . gigi : what bills ? stacy : the phone , the utilities . you know , cable . rex : i 'll take care of it . gigi : the man is working two jobs , stacy . do you think you could pitch in ? are n't you teaching those adorable little dance classes ? stacy : i was , but i had to stop . i was feeling a little , you know , under the weather . gigi : i thought the morning sickness had stopped . stacy : well , i do have back pains and my feet are swollen because of the heat . rex : look , if stacy 's not feeling well ... gigi : she 's pregnant , not sick . i worked double shifts at the bon - jour until my water broke . stacy : look , i 'm sorry you were alone . i 'm just lucky that i have rex and he does n't want to put our baby at risk . gigi : billions of women work while they 're pregnant and deliver perfectly healthy babies . just because you went and got yourself pregnant -- stacy : excuse me . i got myself pregnant ? rex : stacy , we will figure out the money thing . do n't worry . just make a doctor 's appointment . stacy : see you later . rex : you 're right . there 's no reason stacy ca n't work . gigi : then why did n't you say that ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : stacy never needed me . kim : she does now . she 's drowning . schuyler : all right , kim , i tried . but stacy refuses to believe that rex is never gon na love her . and why should he ? it hurts like hell . kim : we 've all been there . stacy said you have a thing for her sister , gigi . schuyler : she said that , did she ? gigi loves rex . that 's it . kim : does gigi know how you feel ? schuyler : yeah , but things got strange . rex went ballistic , told me to back off . kim : i 'm sorry . schuyler : he said that i should leave town because there 's nobody here for me . kim : there 's another reason i can hate that little weasel . what 's his problem ? schuyler : well , i kissed his girl . kim : he got stacy pregnant . schuyler : yeah . he still wants me gone . kim : what about her ? schuyler : uh , we tried being friends , but you know , that 's bogus . once it 's out there , you ca n't ignore it . kim : yeah . schuyler : you know , that 's , uh ... i think that 's the lowest i felt since my mom died . i actually had a day where i thought about using again . i did n't . kim : did you tell someone ? schuyler : no . kim : tell stacy . schuyler : no . no , thanks . stacy already did her time scraping me off the floor . and i do n't need anyone rescuing me . kim : she 'd want to know . schuyler : no . not anymore . i keep telling you . she 's different . kim : she 's feeling pretty bad herself . schuyler : kim , i ca n't save her . kim : just keep each other company . you were a great couple . schuyler : well , you must have some really messed up friends if you think that . kim : just talk to her . try and make her see this thing with rex is killing her . think about it , okay ? schuyler : all right . i will . kim : you have stacy 's number ? schuyler : yeah . kim : see you around . [ scene_break ] rex : i do n't want to fight with stacy . gigi : so you 're just gon na let her have her way . nice . rex : when i can afford to . what ? gigi : rex , she 's gon na use this pregnancy every way she can . she 's gon na sit back , relax , let you pay for everything , and she 's gon na make a play for you every chance she gets . rex : but it wo n't work . after a while , she will realize that she 's just pushing back at air . gigi : and then what ? she 's just gon na get bored and walk away ? it 'll never happen . rex : i 'm not defending her . gigi : i know . rex : were you really working when your water broke ? gigi : second shift , bussing table six . you should have seen the look on moe 's face . rex : i 'm so sorry . if i had been there -- gigi : you 're here now . i just hope you 're right about the way you are handling stacy . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : the trust that you give a politician when you vote for them is a sacred one . [ applause ] mayor lowell : but the casual lapses of ethics can not be tolerated . and we certainly can not afford to allow public servants to be working on their own agenda . now , there are people who say that i have not paid enough attention to this , but i have battled the culture of corruption in city government everywhere i have found it , just as i have battled crime in our city streets . i am fighting for you . [ applause ] mayor lowell : but the feet - dragging and the excuses from the llanview police department have made that job harder . we are at war with the criminals who bring drugs into our streets and poison our children . and i promise you i am cleaning house . we will not allow for this , this stonewalling and incompetence from the very people who should be protecting us . i am going to clean house ! and when i am re - elected , i will make sweeping changes in law enforcement that will make llanview safer for us all . [ applause ] mayor lowell : thank you . [ scene_break ] marty : what , you expect me to treat you ? todd : oh , no , no , no , no . i just need you to sign this form for the court that says i was here and that 's it . marty : wait , wait . this is part of the court order for the custody hearing ? todd : yeah . that judge was out of his mind . marty : well , it did n't seem like that when i testified . todd : so read that order again . i mean , this is the same idiot who forced blair and me to live together . marty : well , did it help ? did it help your kids at all having you both there ? todd : i do n't know . i actually think it 's confusing them . but we got a new lawyer and we 're gon na go back to court and see if we can get the ruling overturned . but meanwhile i just need to jump through all these legal hoops and so if you can just sign there at the bottom . it tells the court i was a good little boy . marty : i ca n't do that . todd : what do you mean , you ca n't ? marty : i mean , i wo n't sign the paper . [ scene_break ] elijah : you sure that 's the way you want to go with this , téa ? téa : you heard me . elijah : i just want to be clear . i think it 's important that you 're very clear . is this the message that you want me to bring back to ross rayburn ? because if i tell todd about your missing years , your life as you know it is over . téa : i do n't know that . elijah : but are you willing to take that chance ? [ scene_break ] john : hey , fish . oliver : so , uh , we 're all about to get fired ? is that what i just heard ? john : he 's a jerk . do n't listen to him . oliver : there was this thing before we started -- keeton . john : what about him ? oliver : he kept asking questions about the task force . he said he was on it , but he did n't know anything . john : what did you say ? oliver : i said to talk to you . john : good . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : what 's going on in mcbain 's camp ? ofc . keeton : i 'm working on it . mayor lowell : now you 're on the inside . ofc . keeton : i 'm getting there . mayor lowell : get there faster . we need intel . [ scene_break ] dorian : i 'll meet you outside . blair : okay . dorian : hello , viki . interesting place to spend your honeymoon . viki : good morning , dorian . no , i 'm here representing `` the banner `` because the mayor has asked for our endorsement . dorian : is he going to get it ? viki : based on his record and what i just heard , no . dorian : really ? viki : dorian . you know what the man has done . i ca n't possibly support that . it 's bad enough what he did to john mcbain . have you seen the city appropriations bill this year ? dorian : i must have missed that . viki : oh . you 're supporting him . dorian : i think that the mayor is doing a very good job during a very trying time , and he deserves a hand . viki : no . you want something . dorian : i want a clean , safe city with a balanced budget , like everybody else . viki : the hospital . the hospital . yeah , you want to be chief of staff again and you want his vote . dorian : i 'd like the unanimous vote of the board . viki : so you would happily see llanview stuck with the worst mayor we 've had in years just so you can get your job back ? dorian : i get queasy when you get this right just before lunch . viki : this town deserves better than mayor lowell . dorian : then why do n't you run against him , viki ? you are better than everyone else . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] blair : excuse me . hello ? great . stay right there . i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] stacy : okay . so is schuyler gon na come or not ? kim : i told you everything he said and i said . i gave it my all . hang up . what are you doing ? stacy : trying to find something i can take that can help me fake a pregnancy by next week . kim : what ? stacy : well , okay , rex wants me to go to the ob / gyn and he wants to come to the appointment with me . kim : oh , i hate sensitive men . they 're always in your business . what are you gon na do ? stacy : i do n't know . i mean , i guess i could pull it off if i got pregnant this week if i could stall him until i could test positive , but i would have to get laid like this week . i mean , like today . [ phone rings ] stacy : oh , my god , it 's schuyler . kim : yes , because i am that good . stacy : okay , shh ! hello ? schuyler : hey , it 's sky . stacy : hey . schuyler : listen , i 'm on my way home . can you meet me there ? i want to talk to you . stacy : sure . i 'll be right there . oh , my god ! kim : i got him . stacy : you so do . kim : honey , you better work . i got him on the line ... stacy : and i will so reel him in . kim : yay ! [ scene_break ] blair : whatcha got for me ? rex : i found ross rayburn . [ scene_break ] elijah : just give mr. rayburn what he wants and all this will be over . téa : i ca n't do that . elijah : you 're gon na have to if you want to keep your secret . time 's running out , téa . make a decision soon . [ scene_break ] marty : i 'm not gon na lie and say you had a therapy session when you did n't . todd : who 's gon na know ? marty : i will . i 'll get you a referral . todd : no , that 's no good . my lawyer needs to be in court today . marty : yeah , well , they 're gon na have to tell that there 's a change of staff at the hospital . todd : they 're not gon na buy that . that sounds made up . it 's really no big deal , marty . you just sign there . marty : you 're asking me to compromise my professional ethics . todd : not at all . i 'm asking you to sign a document . i mean , give us another 35 minutes ... i could sit there and say nothing and that would count as a session , right ? and you could sign . marty : and i 'd notify the court that the patient was n't participating in the process . todd : marty , i 'm just trying to move on here . marty : i 'm so glad for you . todd : okay . well , then help me out . i mean , you 've moved on . you got your job back . things are going well with john . marty : you know , just stop . stop right there and sit down . todd : what ? why ? marty : because . you know how i said i wanted you to get out of my head ? maybe the only way to do that is to get into yours .
marty is all set up in her office ready to practice psychiatry again . john encourages her not to be intimidated by the mayor . and she is confident . but , unexpectedly and known to both her and todd , her first client is todd . they both initially conclude that this is not going to work . but marty realizes that maybe she needs to talk to todd in order to resolve her own issues . viki tells the mayor she is not about to endorse him . but dorian wants to so that he can reinstate her to the hospital board .. elijah continue to threaten tea with her secret even though she tells him she is not going to let him scare her . rex and gigi want to get back together . but they keep running into stacy and asking her about her pregnancy . she knows she must find a way to get pregnant fast before rex finds out that she is no longer pregnant . her friend , kim considers schuyler . but he is done with her . they mayor announces that he intends to `` clean house `` in the police department .
jen : last night was wonderful . actually , the whole day was perfect . joey : what do you say we just keep it that way ? [ phone rings ] joey : sorry . hello ? is he ok ? yeah , of course . i 'll be right there . well , things just got a little less wonderful . [ scene_break ] marcie : it was the most beautiful wedding i 've ever seen . al : yeah , i guess that 's true , but only because jen 's had so much practice . marcie : oh , stop . let 's go the other way . al : marcie , is that them ? marcie : yes -- al : marcie , are those the girls that put you through the hazing ? marcie : yes , but let 's just go the other way . come on . al : marcie , you walk away now and you let them win . marcie : yeah , but remember what happened when you went after deke and steve . al : these girls attacked you , and they did it because of me , marcie . marcie : yeah , but that 's not what i meant . al : come on . we 're not going to get mad this time . we 're going to get even . [ scene_break ] kelly : kevin ? kevin : there you are . i 've been calling your cell for hours . kelly : oh , you have ? i 'm sorry , i must have forgotten to turn it back on . kevin : oh , what a day . i met with the hospital board , our esteemed city council president , and the developer of the new mall out by the quarry . kelly : wow . and you 're still standing . kevin : i 'll probably crash later . drink ? kelly : no . did you get any sleep last night ? kevin : not really . kelly : neither did i. i had an appointment today . kevin : listen , i got to grab a shower before we meet with the governor . can you fill me in on the way ? is that ok ? kelly : sure . [ scene_break ] renee : well , by yourself this evening ? blair : no , renee , i 'm actually waiting for dorian . she should be here any minute , though . renee : she 's probably planning an entrance . i 'll seat you when she arrives . blair : thank you . [ scene_break ] david : act natural . dorian : i thought you were in san francisco . david : the diamond was n't there . dorian : it was n't ? david : you 're physically incapable of telling the truth , are n't you , dorian ? dorian : i am telling the truth . now i am . i -- i was certain that walker laurence had the diamond . that 's why i sent you to san francisco . david : you sent me to san francisco to get me out of the way . dorian : well , i needed to see if i could get the diamond from walker . david : and ? dorian : and he says it does n't exist . david : what in the world does that mean ? dorian : i have n't a clue . maybe he lost it or sold it or -- david : he lost a diamond the size of a golf ball ? dorian : more like a tennis ball . david : well , the ball is now in your court , dorian . dorian : i ca n't get the diamond . i just ca n't . i do n't relish the thought of being handed over to count valmont , but , all right , do with me as you will . [ scene_break ] starr : it 's real . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'm surprised you did n't go to antonio 's custody hearing today . does it have anything to do with what happened at the palace ? jessie , honey , tell me . i might be able to help . jessica : i saw him throw keri to the floor . viki : antonio ? are you sure ? jessica : yes , yes . and keri told me that it was n't the first time that he hit her , and i did n't believe her , but antonio was in such a rage , i completely freaked . viki : well , that 's understandable , sweetheart . listen , i have to tell you , i find it very , very hard to believe that antonio would hit a woman . jessica : he swore to me that he did n't do it , and i believed him . but he has so much rage inside him , it terrifies me , and i ca n't be with somebody that 's capable of that kind of violence . viki : oh , no , no , of course not . my god , i would n't allow it . what ? jessica : i thought about his hearing all day today . if antonio loses his daughter , i do n't think that he can live with that . viki : what do you want to do , darling ? jessica : i could call cristian . maybe he knows what 's going on . [ scene_break ] cristian : slow down . antonio : i am not going to wait around to watch keri gloat ! cristian : your lawyer said you can get an appeal . antonio : yeah ? on what grounds ? my name 's not even on jamie 's birth certificate . i have no rights , cris . cristian : yeah , well , putting your fist through a wall is n't going to help anything . [ phone rings ] antonio : answer it . cristian : hello ? jessica : it 's jessica . i just wanted to know what happened at the hearing . cristian : keri won , thanks to evangeline williamson . jessica : is n't there anything that we can do ? cristian : antonio 's lawyers say that they 're going to appeal , but in the meantime , he ca n't go anywhere near keri or the baby . jessica : is he ok ? cristian : why do n't you ask him yourself . jessica : no , no . i do n't want to talk to him right now . cristian : jessica . antonio : jessica ? i 'm so glad you called . jessica : how are you ? antonio : the judge believed every word keri said . jessica ? jessica : that 's -- i 'm sorry . that 's awful . antonio : jessica , can i see you ? i need to explain what happened . i need to know that -- jessica : no , i ca n't . i have to go . [ scene_break ] viki : is antonio all right ? jessica : he ca n't see his daughter anymore . [ scene_break ] antonio : she hung up . cristian : wait a minute , wait a minute . what 's going on ? why did n't jess show up to the hearing ? antonio : because keri wants to make sure i have no one left in my life . cristian : why would jess believe keri ? antonio : yesterday when i was at the palace , keri called me and asked for me to come out -- asked for me to come out to the terrace . when i got there , she acted like i threw her on the floor . jessica saw the whole thing . cristian : great . antonio : yeah . yeah , now she thinks i 'm some kind of woman beater . cristian : well , did you explain ? antonio : no . no , i never got the chance . jessica ran away . cristian : well , then try again . look , antonio , jess knows that keri 's a liar . go find her . talk to her . antonio : she wants nothing to do with me . cristian : wait a minute . do n't do anything stupid now , ok ? the judge 's ruling is only for a year . you got to keep it together . i mean really together . i 'm talking model citizen . antonio : jamie 's not even going to know who i am a year from now . cristian : look , antonio , i know things are bad , but you 're not helpless . antonio : hey , you know what ? i told my lawyer not to drag keri through the mud . but if she 's going to play dirty , then i have some witnesses of my own i can round up . cristian : sounds like a plan . and then there 's jessica . you got to step it up , man . you 're down , but you 're definitely not out . [ scene_break ] joey : andrew 's in the hospital . he 's going to be ok , it 's just he needs me to take over the parish for a few weeks . we 're going to have to postpone the honeymoon . i am so sorry . this could n't have happened at a worse time . jen : no , i understand . joey : you are so wonderful . jen : we are going to have a beautiful life . joey : oh , shoot . i told andrew i 'd meet him at the hospital so he could get me up to speed . jen : ok . i 'll call the hotel and cancel the reservations . joey : no , no no . do n't cancel them , just postpone them . we 'll be back on track in a couple weeks . jen : i love you . joey : i love you , too , so much . [ scene_break ] starr : this must be worth gazillions . walker : mm - hmm . but it 's a surprise . can you keep a secret ? starr : duh . walker : oh , yes , of course . i forgot who i was talking to . what are you doing here , anyway ? starr : well , river 's taking me to the movies , and i 'm keeping a secret for him , so he let me come here first . walker : and what 's on your mind ? starr : my dad like always . walker : starr , i really ca n't say where he is . starr : but you know where to look . what if i drowned in that river and he heard about it on the news or something ? walker : i do n't know . starr : he 'd be really sad . too sad , maybe . see , he 's probably afraid that we 're still mad at him . so i have an idea . here . walker : that 's a great shot . starr : well , i was hoping you could put it in the newspaper with a big headline -- `` dad , we forgive you `` in big capital letters . hopefully , that will bring him back for sure . [ scene_break ] david : i do n't know . it 's not like you to lose track of something as valuable as a multimillion - dollar diamond . dorian : well , i had other things on my mind , like keeping mitch laurence from killing me . david : that experience might come in handy . dorian : oh , david . you never were the killing kind . david : you know , it 's amazing what time in a moroccan prison will do to you . you are going to get me that rock and you are going to bring it to me . dorian : all right , how am i supposed to do that ? david : that problem is up to you . and do n't forget , i 've got count valmont on speed dial . if he finds out where you are , your life wo n't be worth cubic zirconia . dorian : you would betray me for some silly little diamond ? david : absolutely . you 're going to get me the badhra diamond . you 've got 24 hours to do it . and if you do n't , i will connect you to count valmont , at which point your life is in his hands . dorian : all right . all right ! but how ? david : you 're a clever girl . you 'll think of something . [ scene_break ] kevin : so what were you saying , something about an appointment you had ? kelly : yes . listen , i went to the doctor and -- asa : oh , good , you 're here . kevin : hey . asa : well , we got to bring you up to speed for the governor tonight . you mind , honey ? kelly : no . no , of course not . actually , i have a few things i need to drop off at st. james for the charity drive , so i 'll just meet up with you at the palace . kevin : you sure ? kelly : yeah . kevin : ok , bye . asa : with a woman like that by your side , sky 's the limit , kevin . kevin : no need to tell me that . asa : but do n't take her for granted . give her a little kiss goodbye when she leaves the room . it 's important to the public to know one thing -- that you two are a team . kevin : we are . asa : and do n't ever let the press see you making eyes at that she - devil . kevin : oh , i 'm so sick of hearing about blair . there is nothing going on , grandpa . asa : do n't yell . you want power ? kevin : you know i do . asa : then you need kelly . without her , you are nothing but a rich playboy riding on his family 's coattails . kevin : is that what you think ? asa : who the hell cares what i think . i am one vote . you want to win , then you need a perfect marriage . so damn it , make it perfect . [ scene_break ] jen : reverend carpenter wants joe to take over at st. james for a few weeks , so we 're going to have to postpone the honeymoon . we still want to go , just not right away . viki : i think it 's wonderful of you to be so agreeable about it . jen : well , i would never want to make joe choose between me and his work , which is why i was kind of hoping that we could stay in the carriage house for a few more days until we move into dad 's . viki : well , of course you can . my goodness , my son and his wife can stay as long as they like . jen : joe 's wife . i like the sound of that . i 'm going to be a good one . viki : all you have to do is be yourself . jen : i love joe , and i would never want him to be hurt . [ doorbell rings ] viki : excuse me . hi . al : hello , mrs. davidson . marcie : i hope it 's not too late . viki : no , no . of course not . come in . marcie : i did n't want to bother you at home , but -- al : it 's ok . marcie : but al insisted . al : yeah , i thought that you should hear about this first hand . viki : ok . is everything all right ? marcie : well , yeah , it 's really not that bad . al : some of the sigma delt girls came to marcie . they said they wanted a pledge . they told her they had some pre - rush activity . it turned out to be an excuse for hazing . viki : hazing ? al : yeah . jen : what happened ? what did they do ? marcie : jen , it was horrible . jen : it 's ok . tell us what happened . marcie : well , they made me do some really embarrassing things . viki : were you hurt ? marcie : no , not really . viki : marcie , i 'm sorry , can you be a little more specific . marcie : they threw garbage on me , and then they made me get down on my hands and knees , on all fours , and act like a -- viki : it 's all right . jen : god , those witches . i know who they are . it 's madison kensington . she 's the ringleader . al : yeah , and deke is her boyfriend . that 's the guy who jumped marcie in angel square . jen : that 's why you were late to the wedding , right ? the dress was ruined because -- marcie : i 'm sorry . jen : why did n't you say something ? marcie : i did n't want to ruin your wedding . jen : mrs. davidson , you got to do something . viki : look , i want to speak to the new dean first thing in the morning , make sure he sets up a hearing . al : thank you , mrs. davidson . marcie : will i have to appear at this hearing or -- viki : yes , marcie , i 'm afraid you will have to testify . jen : i 'll come with you . al : and so will i . viki : honey , i 'm very sorry , but in order to punish the girls who did this to you , we 're going to need some kind of proof , ok ? something very tangible . al : then i 'll just have to go and get something tangible . marcie : well , what if this just winds up making things worse ? [ scene_break ] kelly : andrew ? joey : hi . kelly : joey , hi . i thought you were on your honeymoon . joey : no , andrew 's in the hospital . kelly : what ? is he ok ? joey : he will be if he actually listens to the doctor and gets some rest . kelly : that 's good . oh , you looked so happy at your wedding . joey : yeah . is something wrong ? kelly : oh , no . you know what , i just came by to drop off some things for the children 's drive . just busy , busy , busy . you know me . joey : yeah , i do know you . and you usually stay really busy when there 's something you do n't want to think about . kelly : oh , come on . joey : ever since you got back , you seemed unhappy . kelly : joey , you 've hardly seen me . joey : i know , i know . and i do n't want to pry , but if you need somebody , i 'm here . kelly : you 're right . i 'm not happy . [ scene_break ] dorian : white wine spritzer , please . blair : why are you so late ? dorian : i was waylaid . blair : by whom ? dorian : never mind that . what 's going on with you and walker ? blair : oh , come on , dorian . i know how you feel about him . i know you do n't trust him . look , i have to tell you , when i 'm with him , there 's something just really weird , eerie . i 've got to find out what it is . ok , ok , now you can blast me . go ahead . dorian : blair , you have my blessing . blair : excuse me ? dorian : you 're interested in the man . fine . go after him . in fact , why do n't you call him , ask him to dinner . blair : ok , time - out here . last night you were accusing the man of getting you killed . now , what 's this 180 here ? what is going on ? [ scene_break ] walker : great . thanks very much . ok . well , you heard the man . the photo will run in the front page of tomorrow 's `` sun . `` starr : thank you so much . i do n't know how to repay you . but you ca n't tell my mom about this . walker : well , you know , you 're not the only one who can keep a secret . i have a very important question to ask you . starr : shoot . walker : well , i know how much you want your dad to come home . starr : well , he 'll come back . you 'll see . walker : but , starr , what if for some reason he ca n't come back ? starr : not ever ? walker : mm - hmm . what then ? starr : you must not know my dad because he did n't die . he did n't die . i know he did n't . walker : no . no , he did n't die . but -- well , whatever happens , i 'm here for you . starr : it 's not the same . walker : i know . it 's ok . starr : i used to not like you , but i guess you 're all right . walker : all right enough to go out with your mom ? starr : if my dad ca n't come back , and i mean , like , ever -- but i 'm not saying he wo n't because he will -- i guess you would be my second choice . walker : thanks , shorty . starr : hey ! only my dad gets to call me shorty , ok ? walker : fair enough . [ scene_break ] viki : ready ? jessica : do you mind if we stay home ? i kind of do n't really feel like being around people tonight . viki : and by `` people , `` you mean antonio ? baby , we can do whatever you like . all i want to do is spend some time with you before i go off on my fundraising tour . jessica : you like your new job , do n't you ? viki : yeah , i do . it 's funny , you know , i never thought i would ever love a job the way i loved `` the banner , `` but now that i 'm actually on campus and dealing with the faculty and the students every day , i mean , there 's so much energy there and just a wealth of possibilities . jessica : well , you 've certainly made a difference for marcie . viki : i 'm glad i could help her . she 's a kind of special young woman , is n't she ? [ doorbell rings ] viki : so much for not dealing with people , huh ? antonio . antonio : viki , i need to see jessica . it 's important . viki : i 'm sorry , it 's really not a good time . antonio : then i 'll wait -- all night , all day tomorrow . i 'll wait for as long as it takes . viki : antonio , why do n't you just call jessie in the morning , huh ? antonio : i ca n't leave until i see her . viki : i heard about the hearing and i 'm so sorry . i really do n't think it 's right to keep a child from a father who loves her . antonio : thank you . and thanks for the lawyer . she did a good job . viki : you 're welcome . look , for now , jessie 's confused , you know . she needs time . antonio : i 'll give her all the time she needs . when she 's ready , i 'll be right here waiting for her . viki : i 'll tell her . jessica : he 'll leave . viki : i know that people always say this about a man who abuses a woman , but i truly do not believe that antonio is even capable of doing the things he 's been accused of . jessica : i thought so , too . viki : darling , you 've always been a very good judge of people . what does your heart tell you ? jessica : i do n't know . i do n't know what to think anymore . viki : well , take your time . but for what it 's worth , i do n't think antonio is going anywhere until you hear what he has to say . [ scene_break ] jen : how can madison and those girls be so disgusting ? marcie : i ca n't believe i believed them . you know , why would i even think that girls like that would want to be friends with me ? jen : you know , it 's their loss . you are so great , marcie . do n't you know that ? marcie : lately ? no . jen : you are so brave . you stood up to the whole administration when they wanted you to rip down your peace banner . marcie : yeah , well , if i had known what was going to happen , i never would have -- jen : you still would have done it because that 's the kind of person you are . you stand up for the things that you care about . even me when i was a total jerk to you . marcie : yeah , well , that was a really long time ago , jen . jen : and you 've been so supportive of me and joe . if you had n't talked to him about me , maybe we never would have even gotten together . marcie : yes . yes , you would have . you would have found a way . jen : and you were in pain and you showed up for my wedding . marcie : i never would have let you down on your wedding day , ever . jen : do you think any of those stupid sorority girls would have done that for anybody ? marcie : no . jen : you know what ? you are the first real friend i 've ever had . marcie : you , too . god , you know i 'd do anything for you . jen : i 'd do anything for you , too . [ scene_break ] starr : hey ! blair : there 's my beautiful girl . how are you , and what are you doing here ? sit down . starr : well , i made river drop me off here . blair : well , good . starr : yeah . hello . dorian : hello . how was the movie ? starr : it was fine . i 'm hungry . can i eat here with you guys ? dorian : blair , do n't forget about walker . starr : what about him ? blair : dorian wants me to invite him here for dinner . starr : mm - hmm . that 's a great idea . blair : wait a minute . since when did the two of you agree on anything ? what is this , some kind of conspiracy ? dorian and starr : no . dorian : it 's not a conspiracy , but starr darling , i thought you did n't like walker . starr : well , he saved my life . dorian : oh . well , then . why do n't i just take you home with me . come , dear . starr : wait . what ? dorian : there is an old expression -- three -- dorian and starr : is a crowd . starr : i know what it means . i 'm not dumb . dorian and starr : call him . [ phone rings ] walker : hello ? blair : hey . it 's blair and i 'm here at the palace , and i know it 's late , but i was wondering if maybe you wanted to come over for dinner . walker : right now ? blair : mm - hmm . walker : um -- yeah , sure . i 'll be right there . starr : well ? blair : he 's on his way . here you go . [ scene_break ] kevin : tomorrow morning i have breakfast with the fire commissioner and a few guys from the firefighters union . asa : good . keep greasing those wheels . kevin : all the way to the governor 's mansion , right ? asa : just keep it to yourself for now . kevin : you are enjoying this way too much , grandpa . asa : why the hell should n't i ? i taught you everything you know . just do n't make any more stupid mistakes . kevin : look , enough with the mistakes . asa : all right . you know , it 's hard to believe that kelly and that tramp are from the same stock . you look like hell . kevin : oh , it 's all right . it 's just a long day . asa : well , you ca n't afford to zone out with the governor tonight . get some rest . i 'll wake you when it 's time to go . [ scene_break ] kelly : so the lieutenant governor is going to resign , health issues . and when he does , the governor is going to appoint kevin to take his place . joey : wow . when ? kelly : soon . joey : so , what 's the downside ? kelly : well , there is n't one , assuming everything goes as planned . it has to work out . joey : so what if it does n't ? kelly : i do n't know . joey : hey , you know , it 's -- it 's just politics as long as you and kevin are together . kelly : this means everything to us . joey : you ca n't put ambition before your relationship . kelly : we would n't be the first . i got to go . got to go to the palace , dinner with the governor . joey : hey -- you look beautiful . the governor 's going to fall in love with you . kelly : thank you , joey . i should n't have burdened you with all this . joey : no , it 's ok . you could never , ever be a burden to me . [ scene_break ] [ cheers and applause ] asa : to governor buchanan , the youngest governor in the history of this state . kevin : i owe it all to the woman i love . blair : i am so proud of you . you did it . kevin : we did it , and it 's not going to stop here . asa : no . next stop , the white house . blair : first thing tomorrow morning , we 're going to start planning your inaugural ball . kevin : tomorrow morning you 're sleeping in late . blair : ooh . kevin : and after a huge breakfast -- blair : you 're going to tackle tax reform . kevin : and you 're going to start packing for the governor 's mansion . asa : excuse me . you two enjoy yourselves . i 'm going to hit the hay . kevin : who was i without you ? blair : oh , lonely , lost , driven . kevin : worse . but now that i 'm with you , i can be the man i really want to be . [ scene_break ] asa : kevin ? time to go , kevin . kevin : oh , man , i must have really been out . asa : dreaming about being governor ? kevin : yeah . asa : well , let 's go and make your dream a reality . [ scene_break ] maddie : i thought you were on your honeymoon . jen : then what are you doing here ? maddie : dropping off this sig delt sweatshirt . we were hoping you 'd reconsider pledging . jen : well , i 'm kind of busy right now . but you know what ? since you came all this way , i mean , maybe i 'll think about it . i 've always loved the sigma delt house -- great parties . maddie : great . ok , i 'll call you . jen : bye . maddie : bye . marcie : jen ? how could even consider rushing the sigma delta delta house ? jen : take a guess . [ scene_break ] [ laughter ] blair : i should call cassie . walker : is this a family dinner ? starr : no , actually , aunt dorian is just slow because we 're leaving . dorian : thank you , starr . walker , i 'd like to apologize to you for those very terrible accusations that i made . i 've had time to think about it , and i realize now that you were right . so bon appetit . starr : she means enjoy your meal . dorian : starr , let 's go . starr : ok . bye , mom . blair : bye , sweetie . bye , dorian . dorian : bye . bye , walker . walker : dorian . what was that all about ? blair : i think she 's possessed . walker : yeah . what about you ? what made you invite me to dinner all of a sudden ? blair : it was dorian 's idea . walker : ok , i -- i 'd rather be going to dinner with you because you want to be with me . blair : walker -- walker : what ? blair : i do want to be with you . [ scene_break ] antonio : this could be a long night , little buddy . [ scene_break ] joey : i just want you to be happy , you and kevin . kelly : joey , i am so sorry that we hurt you . i do n't know if i can forgive myself . joey : hey , you know , you followed your heart . i 've forgiven you . god 's forgiven you . it 's time you moved on with your life . it 's time for you to be happy . kelly : kevin and i have a lot of work to do . joey : the two are n't mutually exclusive . you enjoy what you do , right ? kelly : yeah . joey : then enjoy it ! and besides , once you have kids , everything will swing the other direction . hey -- oh , hey . [ scene_break ] jessica : who 's that ? antonio : found him in angel square . i think he 's an orphan . jessica : poor thing . antonio : he would have died out there , so i thought i 'd try to find him a good home , and , well , you 're the best person i could think of . jessica : antonio , i do n't know what to say . antonio : well , i 'm not going to be able to see jamie for a whole year , and i -- well , you know , i figured he 'd be all grown up by then and maybe the three of us , well , would be able to play with him together . jessica -- i 've lost almost -- i 've lost everything i care about , and i -- i seriously do n't know if i 've got what it takes to get it back , but i do know that if i 'm going to , i 'm going to need your help . jessica : antonio -- antonio : jessica , i need you . i need you in my life . i 'm in love with you . [ scene_break ] walker : oh , you 're not going to eat that ? blair : oh , please , go right ahead . walker : hey , you know -- blair : what ? walker : about what you said earlier -- blair : i meant it . what ? walker : that 's the governor . that 's interesting . asa : follow me , governor . blair : i believe that it is , and i smell a story . walker : yeah . blair : go get it . walker : tomorrow 's headline should be interesting . blair : it sure should . kevin : ahem . blair ? [ scene_break ] [ alarm ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] guard : who are you , and how did you get in here ? walker : blair and i are having dinner , kind of a date . rex : she 's screwing herself up marrying joe buchanan . jen : i am not in this for fun , no matter what rex thinks . antonio : i 'm gone , out of your life for good .
jenn & joe have to postpone their honeymoon for joey 's job . vickers is back in town & is pissed off about the runaround . he tells dorian she 's got 24 hrs to get the diamond or he 'll tell the count . keri wins custody of jamie . starr catches walker with the necklace . she asks him to put an ad in the sun to let her dad know that he 's forgiven . he agrees to do this . kelly & kevin get ready to meet the governor at the palace . al & marcie tell vicki about the hazing incident & she tells them there 'll be a hearing . jenn finds out about it & plots a little revenge on madison & her friends . kelly runs into joey at st. james & he comforts her with jenn looking on . starr gives walker her blessings with her mother , only if todd does n't come back . dorian & starr encourage blair to ask walker out for dinner . dorian 's busted while trying to break into walker 's safe .
viki : antonio , did jessie say when she would be here ? antonio : any minute . viki : oh . oh , ok . i mean , i guess it was a good thing that she went away , right ? sometimes , i mean , even if it 's out of love , a family can smother you with attention . antonio : there 's nothing wrong with being loved . viki : no . no , no . that 's not what this is about , though , is it ? no , there 's -- something is going on , you know , and i have a feeling she 's wanted to talk to me about this for months . that 's what she wants to talk to me about tonight , right ? antonio : maybe . viki : maybe ? look , i do n't know what the problem is . i just hope she has n't changed her mind about telling me because she 's afraid that i would n't be able to take it . [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : i 've got two secrets and you do n't know what they are [ tess laughs ] tess ' voice : i know what happened to us when we were little and i know all about new york . jessica : new york ? what happened in new york ? nash : that 's what i 'd like to know . you ran out on me . [ scene_break ] david : hold on a second , why do we care about natalie ? dorian : because i can hardly commiserate with viki if i do n't pay my respects to her daughter . natalie 's been through a terrible ordeal . david : that does n't sound right . dorian : besides which , it allows me to demonstrate some compassion for my future matron of honor . david : now , that really does n't sound right . why are we really here , huh ? is his name spencer ? dorian : if we did run into your brother , it would n't be a terrible thing . david : why , so you can grill him some more about our past , huh ? why do n't you just put him on the rack ? dorian : i could get a lot more information out of him than i have out of you , and i would n't have to torture him . david : yeah , well , torture never hurt anybody . dorian : i want to know the truth . david : if you want to know the truth about spencer , you need look no further than kevin and kelly . dorian : it 's nice seeing them estranged . david : the only reason that they 're apart is because of spencer . [ scene_break ] kevin : so you broke it off with spencer and you love me ? kelly : yes . why is that so hard to believe , you big jerk ? you think i have some kind of agenda . kevin : i did n't say that . kelly : you did n't have to say it . it 's written all over your face . you think i 'm trying to sabotage b.e . and now i 'm after you . listen , i broke it off with spencer , all right ? i do n't know what more i can do . the ball is in your court . your move . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm buying . evangeline : no , you 're not . do n't listen to him . rex : do n't listen to her . bartender : listen , when you 're ready to order , give me a call . evangeline : i mean it , rex , i 'm paying for my own drinks tonight . rex : are you planning on having more than one ? evangeline : yes , actually , by myself . rex : whoa . what happened to that sweet attorney ? strike that , that 's like saying `` tiny giant `` or `` jumbo shrimp `` or -- evangeline : what do you want , rex ? rex : nothing in particular . just thought you might want someone to talk to . evangeline : you thought wrong . rex : look , i know what you think of me , but i 'm not all bad . there 's a spot on my lower back that 's kind of ok . is that a smile or were you about to sneeze ? evangeline : ok , whatever , whatever . sit down . rex : no , no , no , i 'll stand . i want to thank you for saving natty 's life . what you did was not easy . evangeline : oh , you mean saving the life of the woman the man i love loves ? piece of cake . [ scene_break ] natalie : you kept me alive , john . john : well , it took so long , i figured you 'd probably given up on me . natalie : kind of given up on just about everything . but i -- i passed out and i had this dream about you . and it made me so mad that i knew i had to get out . john : i 'm glad the thought of me made you mad enough to -- to want to go on . natalie : it did . look , it does n't matter . i knew i had to get out and i climbed my way to the top , and i did , i almost made it . john : so what 'd i do in this dream ? natalie : you married evangeline . [ scene_break ] dorian : so you 're saying that spencer 's the reason that kevin and kelly are having problems . david : dorian , that 's what spencer does , he creates problems . he 's brilliant at it . dorian : no , actually , the problem is that kevin , who is the least trustworthy of men , does n't trust kelly . how ironic . now he 's accused her of corporate espionage , as if kelly was capable of such a thing . david : please do n't get me wrong . i love spencer like a brother . no , i do n't , i hate him , and that 's because i know him . dorian : let me tell you this . once spencer gets over his crush on blair , who 's too stuck on todd for her own good , i intend to encourage him to go after kelly . david : still pulling the strings , are n't you ? dorian : i would move heaven and earth for my girls . david : if you only knew what spencer did to get his talons into kelly , you would realize what a -- dorian : what , that he 's worse than a buchanan ? david : spen -- spencer is far worse for kelly than kevin ever could be . dorian : david , what ? what did spencer do to kelly ? [ scene_break ] kevin : you broke it off with the guy you dated two , three times -- that 's supposed to mean what ? kelly : it 's not about him . it 's about you , kevin . you accused me of something i did n't do and then you accused me of running to spencer every time we have an issue . kevin : well , i think we have more than just an issue . kelly : i agree . and i could 've kept dating him , but i did n't . i told him i did n't want to see him anymore . and , you know , the bottom line is that i want and i deserve your trust , and not just in business but in your heart , too , and if you ca n't give me that , then -- kevin : you know what , just shut up , ok ? just -- [ scene_break ] bartender : what can i get you ? rex : a scotch , martini , three olives , and dirty . evangeline : you 're good . rex : that 's the word around town . bartender : scotch , martini , three olives , dirty . evangeline : how 'd you know ? rex : i 'm observant . usually a chardonnay , if i 'm not mistaken , but on those rough days , you go with the tini . evangeline : hmm , well , i would guess you 're probably a scotch guy , but on those rough days you 're probably a scotch guy . rex : well , you 're good , too . evangeline : hmm , so why would you assume this has been a rough day for me ? aside from the obvious . rex : the obvious is john and natalie . evangeline : yeah , well , it 's been a while since john and i were a couple . rex : gotcha . or maybe i do n't . but i do want to thank you . evangeline : i do n't know what everyone 's thanking me for , but you 're welcome . rex : for doing the hypnosis thing . who knew the map was up there somewhere ? evangeline : yeah . who knew ? rex : you did a good thing , evangeline . natalie 's messed up a lot of people , but she 's had her share of getting messed up , too , from being shoved onto roxy to raise her to having some murdering hairball pass himself off as her husband . she 's been through a lot . and you , somebody who has everything to gain by having her fall off the face of the earth , did right by her . think mc bain realizes that ? evangeline : why would that matter ? rex : is there any chance of the two of you getting back together ? [ scene_break ] natalie : what 's so funny ? john : that 's a hell of a way to get motivated . natalie : well , can i help what i dream when i 'm held captive at the bottom of a pit ? john : so me and evangeline getting married -- that gave you reason to live ? natalie : well , before i passed out , the only thing that was keeping me going was thinking of you . and i thought of all the -- all the bad times that we had and all the good times , too . john : yeah , and there were some good times , right ? natalie : yeah . and then when i thought i was over , all i could think about was the time we spent together . behind those blue eyes of yours burnt that same fire , whether they were good times or bad times . it did n't matter . and that 's what i remembered . when i had given up hope , i just -- i wrote your name in the dirt . i wanted to make sure you knew when you found me that you were the last thing i thought about . i had so much to say to you , john . but now -- john : hey . shh . you do n't have to say anymore . [ scene_break ] nash : come on , answer me . what 's wrong ? tess ' voice : i can handle this ! let me out ! jessica : no ! nash : `` no `` what ? tess ' voice : see ? you do n't know what you 're doing . you 're out of your league . now let me out now ! jessica : i 'm going to talk to my mother . nash : your mother ? hey . you never really seemed like the type who runs off to her mother . tess ' voice : see what you 've done ? you 're messing it all up . you mess everything up ! and telling mommy dearest is n't going to do anything but give her another heart attack . telling antonio about me was bad enough . nash : come on , you ok ? what 's -- what 's wrong ? jessica : no , i 'm not ok ! nash : all right . all right , are you in trouble ? jessica : i 'm sorry , i just have to go . nash : tess , come here . look , trust me , all right ? you can talk to me . are you in trouble ? jessica : my name 's not tess . [ scene_break ] antonio : are you sure you 're up to this ? viki : arranging flowers ? well , it 's not quite as hard as running a marathon , but i think i 'm ok . i really -- i feel wonderful . antonio : ok , well , if you start getting tired , please -- viki : nah , i 'm fine . i think by now i can gauge my body well enough to know when i need to put my feet up . antonio : ok . viki : you know , my staff here at the house , i think they seriously question my sanity because i was putting fresh flowers in the girls ' rooms every single day while they were gone . it was , you know , something obviously i needed to do for myself because i really was n't sure if i would ever see either one of them again . but i thank god they 're both home safe and sound , and now this is just a lovely way of saying `` welcome home . `` antonio : you know , i completely understand . i buy new toys for jamie and put them in her toy chest all the time hoping she makes it back by november . viki : so you do understand . antonio : yeah . i also have a pound of jessica 's favorite coffee sitting on the kitchen counter waiting for her . viki : i hope you two are together for good . antonio : yeah , yeah , me , too , although , we still have a lot of obstacles to get through . viki : like what ? antonio : i 'll let her tell you . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] natalie : come in . nurse : we have a room ready for you . we 'll be moving you in a little bit . natalie : oh , thank you . good . john : you know , when you 're feeling up to it , at some point we should talk about what happened , what hayes did . natalie : you going into your cop mode now ? john : no . if it 's too soon or if you do n't feel up to it -- natalie : no , i want you to know . john : ok . natalie : well , i 'm sure that evangeline filled you in on what happened before he took me away . i do n't know , john , i just think that the worst part was being alone in that pit . you know , hayes would stop by every once in a while and throw food down at me . i think he wanted to keep me alive , but i do n't know why . john : i think i do . you know , i do n't know if anyone told you , but he kidnapped marcie and rex , too . natalie : oh , no . just because they were trying to help me ? john : not because of you . because of barber . did he say much to you ? did he tell you anything ? natalie : no . i mean , he would n't really listen to anything i said , but he kept rambling on and on about how you loved me more because you saved me first . john : i should 've known he was in that gym waiting to grab you . natalie : you saved my life , john . and i told him that the reason you saved me first was because he lit my fire first . i mean , it had nothing to do with love , and i -- i told him that . it does n't matter right now , does it ? john : no . it does n't . [ scene_break ] nash : you 're not tess ? that -- that is amazing . that 's amazing . i mean , you look like tess , you sound like tess . i 'll bet you feel like tess . tess ' voice : come on , princess , i want to come out and play . i know how to handle this guy . jessica : i 'm not her , ok ? nash : well , i guess i 'm just a big fool . i mean , i convinced myself that you did n't run out on me . all right ? i was worried about you . that 's why i came down here , to make sure that you 're ok . hey , i was falling in love with you , tess ! i am in love with you , tess . tess ' voice : let me out now or i will come out when you 're with antonio and your mother and i will destroy them both ! nash : oh , we all make mistakes , do n't we ? i guess i just made a really big one . tess : oh . come on , baby . i knew you 'd find me . nash : no . tess : wait , wait , wait . wait ! wait . listen , you were right , you were right , i was in trouble , ok ? now , come on . take me out of this pile of a city and i 'll explain everything to you once we get out of here . nash : no , uh - uh . how about you start explaining everything now and then we leave , starting with `` i 'm not tess , `` and then work backwards ? [ scene_break ] viki : you know , antonio , something 's wrong , is n't it , because jessica would not be this late without at least calling us . antonio : no , no , she would n't . it 's not like her at all . viki : see , this is what she was doing before she left , and i should never have let her go . i mean , she must know that if she needs help i will do everything i can , does n't she ? antonio : she knows . viki : ok , the obstacles you were talking about before -- what are they ? antonio : viki , i 'm sorry , it 's late and i 'm probably speaking out of turn about this . viki : about what ? antonio : jessica wants to tell you everything that 's going on in her life . probably not my place to say . so , look , and i just probably misunderstood about meeting her here tonight . viki : oh , come on , do n't do that . you do n't have to lie to me . antonio : we got our signals crossed . i thought she said tonight , but i have a lot on my mind . i 'm sure we 'll hear from her soon . viki : yeah . look , when you talk to her , please , would you tell her i am healthy ? i am definitely strong enough to handle whatever she 's going through and to help her . you know , i 'm quite convinced that once we are all together again , everything 's going to be fine . [ scene_break ] evangeline : that 's a strange question , coming from you . rex : well , i 'm a strange guy . evangeline : granted . but why do you want to know if john and i have a chance to get back together ? you were one of the main instigators of our breakup . rex : you knew that ? evangeline : yes , actually , i have eyes , ears , and a brain -- and subtlety does n't exactly run in your family . rex : oh , you mean roxy . yeah , i agree . i tell you , she 's not the most discreet person in the world . evangeline : no , she 's not . rex : ok , i admit it , i pushed hard for natalie to snag the guy she was aiming for . you know , i 'm probably straddling the line here , but you know john better than anybody and i -- whoa , rex is n't straddling the line , he 's going way over it , is n't he ? evangeline : trust me , i will let you know when you go too far . rex : you know , if somebody would come up to me and started talking about jen like this , i probably would 've kneed him in the groin . evangeline : i 'm not going to knee you in the groin . rex : ok , hit me in the face if you want . evangeline : rex -- rex : sorry , is your martini working yet ? evangeline : it 's the kick to the face that i 've become pretty good at , and i 'm going to do it to you if you do n't get to the point . rex : ok . now that john and natalie are -- evangeline : yes , i know . rex : i think john 's poison to natalie . [ scene_break ] john : yeah , well , he can rot in that cell for all i care . look , bo , i think i 'm going to stick around here tonight . ok . i 'll call you later . natalie : no , please , i do n't want to get in a wheelchair . nurse : it 's the policy . a hospital employee must wheel you to your room . natalie : i do n't care what the policy is . i 'd just rather walk , ok ? john : all right , tough guy , take it easy . i tell you what , i will take her to her room , straight to her room , no stops . nurse : fourth floor , room 421 . john : 421 . thank you . all right . now , be a good patient and get in your chair . natalie : this is humiliating . john : yes , it is . easy , easy . david : well , looks like they 're ready to move natalie . i think we should probably go ahead to her room and make sure that the pump works on that squeezy thing they put around her arm . dorian : i know what you 're trying to do . you want to avoid telling me the truth about spencer . it 's not going to work . hello , natalie . lieutenant . david : ahem . dorian : these are for you . natalie : uh , are you sure ? i 'm natalie vega . dorian : oh ! she 's got such a delightful sense of humor . david : yes , she does . dorian : actually , i was with your mother the whole time that she was awaiting word about you . she was quite anxious and somebody had to keep her calm . natalie : that 's great . i 'm so glad that you were her very best friend . dorian : she is , after all , going to be my matron of honor at our wedding . david : hmm . dorian : the least i could do would be to be there for her in her hour of need . natalie : that 's -- that 's great . you know , i really do n't know what to say to that , dorian . they 're beautiful . thanks . john : and now if you 'll excuse us , i really need to get her to her room . dorian : of course . david : sure , sure . dorian : get well soon . david : know what , here 's a couple more there . there you go . natalie : i wish i was leaving the hospital tonight . john : but you 're not . natalie : hey , john ? john : hmm ? natalie : i have an idea . john : what 's that ? natalie : forget about my ankle . let me dance to my room , please ? i want to dance . john : tell you what , you heal up and i 'll take you dancing . natalie : you hate to dance . john : i know , but i made certain bargains when i was trying to find you . natalie : and that was one of them ? john : enough questions . i said i 'd take you dancing . let 's leave it at that . [ scene_break ] david : can we please go home now ? you know i hate hospitals . they 're full of sick people and germs , and have you seen the personnel ? everybody who works here looks like they need to take a multivitamin . dorian : i love hospitals . i really do , especially this one . ca n't wait to come back . david : what ? dorian : spencer promised me that he 's going to get them to roll out the red carpet for me . david : since when has his word ever meant anything ? dorian : i just wish we could find him . david : spencer is probably around here somewhere , trying out some double- secret d.n.a . atomic experiment . we better get out of here before the whole place blows . dorian : since you wo n't tell me , i 'm going to get spencer to tell me what it is he did to kelly that 's so horrible . david : dorian , wait . you ca n't do that . dorian : oh , really ? does that mean that you 're going to tell me ? david : think about it . why would kevin accuse kelly of industrial espionage ? dorian : because he is a loathsome , morally bankrupt bully , and he needs to have a scapegoat to cover his own ineptitude . david : no -- well , yes , kevin is all of that , so , yes . dorian : hmm . david : but no to the bigger picture . dorian : if spencer did anything to harm one of my girls , i need to know it . david : ok , but spencer can never find out that it came from me . spencer tried to make it look like kelly was the one who leaked the secret information to the press , but it was spencer and spencer alone who did that . spencer made millions , b.e . lost a fortune , and he made kelly look like it was all her fault . [ scene_break ] kelly : why do n't we agree to get beyond telling each other to get beyond the trust issue , huh ? kevin : might be a struggle . kelly : i 'm up for a struggle . kevin : really ? why ? why are you up for a struggle ? kelly : oh , beats me . maybe because i love you . kevin : i do n't see how you could . kelly : yeah , that 's not really the response i was looking for . kevin : i know that 's not the right answer , ok ? before i give you the answer , i just -- i want you to know that i will do my best not to take anything for granted . oh , yeah , and i love you , too . come here . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] viki : hello ? natalie : hey , mom , it 's me . i -- i just wanted to let you know they moved me to my own room . viki : natalie . hi , darling . so glad you called . are you ok ? natalie : yeah . i mean , i 'm sore , but i 'll pull through . viki : of course you will . i know you will . natalie : it 's what we always do . viki : yes . yes , we do . but i 'm still just a little bit worried about you , sweetheart . natalie : well , that 's why i called . i did n't want you going to the emergency room and freaking out when i was n't there . viki : well , i certainly appreciate you doing that because you 're right , i would 've freaked out . but everything 's ok now , you know , and jessie 's back . natalie : life is good , mom . life 's really good . viki : yes , it is . darling , you should get some sleep now , ok ? natalie : good night , mom . viki : uh , natalie , you still there ? natalie : yeah . viki : honey , would you like me to come over and keep you company ? natalie : um , i 'm -- i 'm in excellent hands . thank you . viki : john 's ? natalie : yeah . yeah , he 's in the room with me right now . viki : well , as long as you 're happy . natalie : i am , mom . i 'm very happy . viki : good . good night , then , honey . natalie : ok . good night . [ scene_break ] evangeline : you think john is poison to natalie ? rex : yeah . the only reason i did the little matchmaking thing was because i was looking out for my sister . evangeline : natalie 's a big girl . she can make her own decisions . rex : really ? hmm , so you 're saying we should n't meddle in our grown siblings ' love lives , right ? evangeline : something like that . rex : well , i was at ultra violet a while back , and you were there with your sister . she was checking me out , and you whispered something in her ear and she chilled . why on earth would that be ? evangeline : ok , that 's totally different . i mean , poison is , like , your whole persona . rex : sometimes poison is good . ok , bad example , but what you saw in me i see in mc bain . evangeline : you and john are nothing alike . rex : well , we both hurt people without trying to . and he 's hurt natty so many times i 've lost count . but she 'll put her head on the chopping block just to have him come near . evangeline : you were the one who nearly got her skewered by that crossbow . rex : ok , i know , big mistake . but aside from that , when is the only time she seems to get together with john ? when she 's in danger , because that 's where he lives . he 's a danger guy . evangeline : you know , i came here to get as far away from john as possible , and now you 're here forcing me to defend him . rex : can you defend him ? it 's not just criminals he ticks off . he ticks off everybody because he 's detached . evangeline : people used to say the same thing about you , rex , but you were anything but detached when it came to jen . rex : yeah . and you saw how that ended up . evangeline : i 'm sorry , rex . rex : no . you made my point , my point exactly . but who 's john 's jen , you or my sister ? [ scene_break ] antonio : dorian . have you seen jessica ? dorian : no , i have n't . why ? has something happened ? antonio : dr. jamison ? dr. jamison : antonio . you 're jessica 's boyfriend . antonio : yes . she was supposed to tell her mom about her d.i.d . she never showed . i 'm afraid -- dr. jamison : tess . antonio : yeah . dr. jamison : i have n't seen her since she -- well , since we decided it would be best for her to tell her mother . antonio : if i find her and she 's tess , how do i get jessica to come back ? dr. jamison : finding her might prove difficult . getting jessica to emerge should be the easy part for you . [ scene_break ] nash : all right , so talk to me , tess . what 's going on ? tess : i did n't want you to see this llanview side of me , ok ? i just feel smothered here . nash : uh - huh . what kind of trouble are you in ? tess : i do n't want to go here with you , ok ? i just want to be free with you . nash : does this have something to do with that rape guy ? the guy in new york ? tess : what ? nash : todd manning . tess : oh -- yes , yes . nash : ok , then let 's take it to the cops . come on , to the cops . tess : i ca n't . nash : ah . tess : i ca n't . todd -- he 's my uncle . nash : what ? tess : yes , and he 's a controlling dirt bag , but he 's family and i ca n't do it , and i just -- honestly , i just want to get away from my family , so let 's -- let 's just go , ok ? nash : no , ok ? you ran out on me , and you wo n't tell me why . tess : do you want to dredge up every part of your past and tell me about it ? then it is n't fair to ask me to , now , is it ? baby , come on . come on , let 's just go . let 's rip off the rearview mirrors and just focus on the road ahead of us . [ scene_break ] viki : clint ? hi , it 's viki . look , i hope i did n't wake you , but i promised i would keep you updated on natalie 's condition . uh , yeah -- no , she 's -- she 's doing fine . she 's going to be up on her feet in no time . oh , jessie 's -- jessie 's ok . yes , she 's fine , too . she 's , you know , got some things on her mind , but i think we 're going to be handling it , yeah . ok , here 's the thing -- i do n't think i 'm going to be able to come to london as soon as i thought i would be able to . the girls really need me right now . oh , no , i 'm not breaking my promise . i 'm delaying my promise . i know , he 's the best heart specialist in the world . i know . i know i 'm no good to anybody if they have to take care of me , but -- ok . i will , i promise . i will get there just as soon as i can . ok ? all righty . yes , i promise . i 'm looking forward to seeing you , too . all right . ok , well , good night . oh , wait a minute -- it 's morning there , is n't it ? get up , go to work . bye . [ scene_break ] john : cold ? natalie : why ? because i have goose bumps ? john : yeah . natalie : those are n't from being cold . john : that ok ? natalie : it 's wonderful . john : you should get some sleep . ok ? [ scene_break ] kelly : kevin ! not here . kevin : all right , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . kelly : oh , i think everything has landed in the perfect spot tonight in llanview . kevin : oh , yes , it has , and we 're together , and spencer is spencer . spencer is off nursing a broken heart . kelly : he did n't seem that upset . kevin : well , then he 's inhuman . i 'm serious . no , i 'm serious , do n't underestimate your power to turn a man into a mass -- a quivering mass -- of -- of jilted gelatin . kelly : i 'm sure he 'll be fine . but you know -- you know who 's going to be really upset about this ? kevin : who ? kelly : dorian . kevin : ah . kelly : she has been trying to insert a trust issue between the two of us . kevin : yeah , i do n't like that . let 's not do that anymore . kelly : no , let 's not . i will drink to that . [ scene_break ] dr. jamison : let 's go talk in my office . antonio : ok . david : where are you going ? dorian : shh . i certainly hope there 's nothing wrong with jessica . i mean , poor viki . first natalie , now jessica . it 's more than any mother can bear . david : did you hear anything i just said ? dorian : yes , i heard . spencer caused buchanan enterprises to lose massive amounts of money while he made a fortune . and in the process , he broke up kevin and kelly . i think the guy is brilliant . he killed two birds with one stone . david : that 's three birds , actually . and what i was saying was , spencer is a monster . dorian : he devastated a family i despise , he broke up kevin and kelly . i nominate the guy for sainthood . david : dorian , he tried to ruin the reputation of your niece ! dorian : yes , but only with kevin buchanan , and if kevin is stupid enough that he believes that my darling kelly would be such an opportunistic -- he does n't deserve her , ok ? and i would far rather see her with spencer . david : would you ? well , i 'm sorry to disappoint you , but kelly told spencer that she does n't want to see him anymore . dorian : and why would she do that ? david : well , you might want to brace yourself , but she told spencer that she wanted to break it off because she 's in love with kevin . dorian : ohh . [ phone rings ] dorian : excuse me . unbelievable . hello ? oh , hi , blair . no , no . no , no , no problem at all . no , i 'm always there when you need me , right ? david : what ? dorian : ok , bye - bye . soon . blair , for some reason , needs us to baby - sit , just for a couple of hours . david : us ? no . you go . i 'm not much of a babysitter . i 'm staying right here . spencer 's not used to rejection . i want to make sure he 's not mounting some sort of retaliation against kelly , so you can go on your own . dorian : spencer is too busy trying to lure blair away from todd to even consider kelly . but you stay out of trouble , hmm ? david : i 'm not the one who 's trouble . [ scene_break ] nash : ok , ok , ok , those are the rules , right . yes , no asking questions about the past , about family -- tess : then let 's get out of here . nash : but i never pulled that vanishing act on you ! tess : i know , and i 'm sorry ! come on , listen , i -- i did n't know what else to do , ok ? they found me . i do n't know how my family found me . they knew where i was , so i could n't go back to your place . nash : what if i had n't come here to get you , huh ? tess : are you kidding me ? i would have gotten in touch with you . we would 've met in california , in wine country . nash : you 're going to california ? tess : yeah . we are going to california . it 's where your dream is . it 's where my dream is now , too , so -- please , just forget about the past , you know ? we can break free . we get a do - over . nash : ok . no . no ! no . look , i do n't know if i can believe you anymore , tess . i do n't know . tess : before i met you , nash , i did n't know what i wanted . now i do . i love you . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i do n't know who john 's jen is or whether he 'll ever have a jen . he 's different , you 're different , and -- and you had your jen . rex : yeah , i did . and i would have done anything for her . but i know i would 've never done anything to hurt her , and i do n't know that about john . i do n't want him to hurt my sister . evangeline : i do n't know what to tell you . i do n't have any answers when it comes to john mc bain . hang on to what jen was for you . i 'll hang on to what john was for me . and all the rest of it , we let go . as for john and natalie , it 's their choice now . they 're the only ones who can make it . [ next_on ] tess : you made me fall in love with you . what do you have to say for yourself ? natalie : are you confused right now ? john : are you asking me why i kissed you ? dorian : she said she dreamed that margaret cochran killed you . margaret : hello , little starr .
nash finds tess in the park , but when he confronts her , she tells him that her name is not tess that her name is jessica . natalie is moved into a room . john is there with all the time . after talking a while , they kiss . evangeline and rex shares drinks at a bar , and discuss their love interests in jen , and john . evangeline comes to the realization that now it is left up to john , and evangeline . david fills dorian in on the fact that it was spencer , who had costed buchanan enterprises a lot of money , and who had broken up kevin , and kelly . dorian is overjoyed that spencer has killed two birds with one stone . despite many obstacles , kevin , and kelly reconcile .
bo : did you hear from balsom yet ? well , then put out bulletins , all right ? check every hospital and hotel in the area . then plaster his picture all over the place , everywhere from el paso to brownsville . just keep looking until you find him and his friend gigi . [ scene_break ] singer : hey girl i want you to know i 'm gon na miss you rex : you are one hot hippie . gigi : noelle gave me some clean clothes . i mean , rosa . it 's real confusing here , balsom . everybody is somebody else . including me . rex : gigi , i am so sorry . gigi : it 's okay . i understand about you and emma . you thought you 'd never see me again . rex : i never thought you 'd travel back 40 years for me . gigi : i would go farther than that . i love you . rex : i love you , too . all i wanted was a chance to tell you that before all this -- gigi : i do n't -- i do n't want to talk about that . rex : okay , no , we -- we have to . if something does n't happen , i 'm being shipped out today . [ scene_break ] brody : gigi , for the millionth time , where are you ? shane 's worried sick about you , and so am i . just call us , okay ? please ? brody : here you go . get you anything else ? judge runyon : i 'm fine . john : i do n't think the food here is as good as it is at carlotta 's . judge runyon : it better not be you , mcbain . john : that 's what you get when you do n't return my calls . it wo n't take long . judge runyon : what do you want ? john : same thing as last time . i want to search manning 's house . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] what the hell 's the hold up ? nurse : if you do n't sit down and relax -- tess : you 'll what ? you 'll kick me out ? lady , i freaking dare you . i will pitch a fit like you 've never seen before . todd : hi , jessica . [ scene_break ] starr : how are you ? cole : i was doing better before i saw a sonogram that your mom and marcie were looking at . you doing okay ? starr : do you really care ? cole : how can you ask that ? starr : because i know how mad you are at me for giving our baby away . cole : it does n't mean that i do n't still care about you . i miss you . starr : i miss you , too . i miss you so much . [ scene_break ] gigi : i can still hear delphina . oh , it 'll be a snap . just hold the phone , touch the fence , get electrocuted , go through the portal , grab rex , come back to 2008 , go home , unpack . if i had known that i would get stuck here -- rex : is brody taking care of shane ? gigi : yeah . rex : he a good dad ? [ scene_break ] brody : should i line up a couple shots ? layla : at lunch ? i do n't think so . brody : feeling better ? layla : i 'm working on it . but it 's hard when a man you believed in plays you for a fool . i do n't sleep very well . brody : coffee ? layla : please . brody : coffee it is . hope you 're not still itching for a fight with me . layla : well , not at the moment , but i do have a question for you . brody : look , if it 's about shane , just do n't butt in where you do n't belong . layla : i 'm not here to get in your face about you pretending to be shane 's father , but i am here to butt in . [ scene_break ] judge runyon : so you 're still after that warrant . john : you told me you wanted probable cause . i have it . judge runyon : let 's hear it . john : witness says the woman who was staying with ramsey at the time of his murder , who may have witnessed it , is now living with manning . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] uncle todd , what are you doing here ? todd : are you okay ? tess : uh , yeah . i 'm just a little on edge these days , you know . i -- look , forgive me . i was pregnant before , and my husband came to all my doctor 's appointments with me , and he just passed away recently . nurse : oh , i 'm so sorry . tess : no , this happens every time i come , and it 's so embarrassing . nurse : i 'll go talk to the doctor . tess : thank you . god , i hate being like this . todd : yeah , you really went off on her , did n't you ? tess : i -- i know . i just have n't been myself these days . todd : no , you really have n't . [ scene_break ] starr : i miss not talking everything over with you . cole : mrs. mcbain said that i could be part of her baby 's life . starr : she did ? cole : the first thing i thought was , i needed to talk to you about it . starr : okay , well , then let 's talk about it . cole : and for the first three seconds , i was , like , you know , this is great . then it hit me . how am i supposed to just play with my kid , and then just give him back ? it 's not possible . starr : oh , i get it . i mean , i said pretty much the same thing . cole : i think about calling you all the time , just to hear your voice . starr : then why do n't you ? cole : because it always hits me that i 'll never , ever forgive you for doing this , for giving our kid away . [ scene_break ] rex : that thing work ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] well , in theory , yes , which is to say it 's , uh , in the experimental stages . rex : this is gigi . she 's from 2008 . prof. fina : mm - hmm . she looks like -- well , that other woman . gigi : and you 're a ringer for that woman -- person that helped me get here . rex : what 's the verdict , fina ? can you get us back to 2008 before i end up in the army ? [ scene_break ] bo : the last time i saw balsom , we were struck by lightning at my father 's ranch . no , i 'm fine . i 'm just fine now . in fact , i 'm back home . [ scene_break ] clint : are you clear about what i need you to do ? jared : yes . i 'm just not sure how comfortable i am with it . clint : if you 're sincere about wanting to make up for the devastation that you caused this family , you will get it done . can i count on you or not ? jared : i owe you . so , yes . and i want natalie to have her father back . clint : excellent . oh , my god , i do n't believe it . bo ? bo : hey . [ scene_break ] singer : do n't , do n't draw the line hey [ music on television blares ] nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] turn that off . chuck : uhh . why 'd we sleep out here ? jared : [ as clint ] oh , we gave up our rooms , remember ? the storm , people could n't leave ? chuck sr . : it 's all coming back now . clint : well , i 'm going to go see if anyone 's rustling up some breakfast . chuck sr . : you feel like eating ? clint : no , but this may the last breakfast with you and my little brother for some time . [ scene_break ] prof. fina : you know , i 'm , uh , a scientist , not a poet , but seeing you two together makes me want to say that love is , well , it 's timeless . hmm . and it 's a tribute to your love that it was able to transcend space and time . now having said that , i feel the need to mention that you 're going to have to find a way to love each other in 1968 , because , uh , you wo n't be able to go back to 2008 . the portal 's closed . gigi : no . that -- that ca n't be true . i have a little boy . rex : there has to be a way for us to get back . prof. fina : you know , i told you that if you did n't make it through last night , it would be another , what , twenty years before you 'd be able to jump through again . gigi : okay , i ca n't wait 'cause not seeing my son for a few days kills me . if i have to wait another twenty years , i -- i will die . i swear to god , i 'll die . i will die . gigi : this ca n't be happening . rex : there has to be another way . delphina : [ as prof. fina ] i , uh , well , i wish there were . gigi : you do something . anything , okay ? you ca n't tell us that there 's no hope . prof. fina : well , there was this -- rex : what , what ? for god 's sakes , ca n't you see what this is doing to her ? prof. fina : well , it was a conversation i had with some colleagues about , well , it was a remarkable s.p.o . rex : what the hell is an s.p.o . ? prof. fina : you see , it 's scientific terminology . spontaneous portal opening . what i like to call an anomaly . well , everyone calls it that . when the portal , it just suddenly opened . rex : it has to happen again . how do we do it ? how do we make it happen ? prof. fina : well , it would take a force that is , well , greater than physics and nature . gigi : okay , what kind of force ? prof. fina : i do n't know . rex : no , see , you have to know . think . prof. fina : i -- it 's not about thinking , is it ? it 's , uh -- rex : is there any hope ? prof. fina : well , i could -- i 'd be -- well , maybe this much . gigi : oh , god . shane . jared : [ as clint ] oh , hey , little brother . everything okay ? rex : [ as bo ] no ! clint : well , what 's the problem ? bo : okay , just -- just leave us alone . clint : sorry . i 'm just looking for pa. no one 's seen him since last night . [ scene_break ] clint : bo , it 's about time . i was going to send a posse out for you . you okay ? bo : yeah . jared : you look kind of funny . bo : well , i had a dream , and you were in it . and so were you , sort of . clint : it seems to have upset you . bo : no , no . no . i 'm all right . clint : listen , you had us all worried , of course , but especially matthew . bo : i know . i feel bad about that . i called him last night , and i told him that i just -- i needed some time to think things over . clint : well , we understand that , but just wish you had let us know where you were . bo : what 's he doing here ? did you decide to just forgive and forget ? clint : no , far from it . jared : that 's my cue to leave . um , bo , take care . natalie 's going to be real glad to hear you 're back . bo : what was that all about ? nigel : mr. buchanan , what a relief . are you all right ? bo : yeah , yeah . sure , i 'm fine . it 's good to see you , too , nigel . nigel : everyone missed you terribly , sir . [ scene_break ] nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] going to miss you , kid . you know i 'm proud of you , right ? chuck : yeah . thanks , dad . gon na miss you , too . rex : [ as bo ] no , i , uh , i have n't seen pa , not since last night . jared : [ as clint ] did you even see him come in ? rex : no . gigi : bo was busy . clint : busy ? gigi : with emma . clint : but you 're emma , are n't you ? gigi : me ? heck , no , emma 's -- rex : her twin sister . clint : her twin sister ? she did n't say that last night . gigi : well , i -- i -- clint : oh ! it all makes sense . you did n't recognize me or renee . gigi : i guess that explains it all right . clint : yeah . chuck sr . : anyone seen asa ? clint : no , maybe he 's doing us all a favor and staying gone for good . chuck sr . : do n't talk about your daddy like that , clint . clint : after what he did to maria , why the hell not ? chuck sr . : look , asa 's got his own way of doing things . clint : well , pa 's way is not my way and never will be . [ scene_break ] nigel : sir , you 're looking at me rather strangely . food between my teeth ? bo : no , no , no , no . you just -- you 're fine . nigel , is matthew around ? nigel : freshman orientation . he 's expected home soon . bo : ah . clint : there 's that look again . bo : well ... nigel was in the same dream that jared was in , only nigel -- nigel was chuck sr . clint : nigel was a hell raising old cowboy ? bo : mm - hmm . yeah , he played the part real well . nigel : sometimes dreams do contain a soupcon of truth , so perhaps it 's that both chuck and i were extremely loyal to your father , often to the detriment to those around us . bo : you know , nigel , you just hit the nail right on the head . [ scene_break ] judge runyon : who exactly is this witness ? john : manning 's former bodyguard . guy 's name is keyshawn reddick . judge runyon : keys reddick ? i see him more than i see my wife , he 's in my courtroom so much . let 's see his statement . john : he refused to swear to anything . said he 's afraid of manning . judge runyon : knowing todd manning , i ca n't say i blame him . [ scene_break ] todd : listen , i know that you 've been going through a rough time lately , but the jessica i know and love would never call a nurse , or anyone for that matter , a lazy bitch . tess : [ as jessica ] yeah , well , the jessica that you know and love has never been widowed before , pregnant without her mom in town , so -- [ tess sighs ] what are you doing at an obstetrician 's office , todd ? todd : i 'm here for starr . joplin 's her doctor , too . tess : oh , yeah , i heard starr 's pregnant . sorry about that . todd : yeah , me , too . tess : mm . so are you taking her to an appointment ? is that why you 're here ? todd : no . tess : oh , yeah . you 're not allowed anywhere near your kids these days . todd : that 's nice of you to remind me about that . tess : huh . but you were coming out of an examination room . are you the reason i 'm standing out here with a full bladder ? oh ! you were in there trying to get information out of dr. joplin about starr 's pregnancy , because -- that 's it . right . 'cause no one else will tell you what 's going on . todd : okay , you can shut up now . tess : oh , it 's okay . i realize you 're grumpy . i would be , too , if , you know , somebody was giving away my grandbaby up for adoption . make me a little angry . todd : okay . nice to see you . got ta go . tess : oh , no , it 's all making sense to me now , todd . you were in there talking to dr. joplin , 'cause the todd that i know would n't give up his grandbaby to strangers without a fight . so you were there giving her an earful of something . what happened in there , todd ? todd : listen , uh , jessica , i would n't press me on this . because i 'll press right back . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm sorry . i wish there were something i could say to make this better . cole : you can . say you changed your mind . starr : i ca n't do that . cole : okay , then , there 's not a whole lot more for us to say . starr : you know what ? i 'm just going to go , okay ? karen : hey , starr and cole . darryl : we missed you guys on the school trip . starr : oh , yeah . sorry . we could n't make it . liz : we have n't seen you all summer . where have you been ? cole : just hanging out . liz : together ? karen : starr , you look different . have you gained some weight ? starr : oh , yeah . definitely . liz : i guess we know why you did n't want to ride the roller coaster . karen : oh , my god . you 're right , liz . starr 's not getting fat . starr has a baby bump . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] you threatening me , uncle todd ? todd : just advising you not to press me . tess : or what ? you 'll tell everybody i 'm stressed out ? everybody already knows , and i have good reason to be . you see , nash is dead . jared and natalie are living at llanfair , so every morning i get to wake up with a reminder that nash is gone , and it 's jared and natalie 's fault . and they 're just fine . todd : i thought nash 's death was an accident . tess : it was an accident . it was -- it was because of jared 's lies . and even better , now llanfair 's got a little bit jollier because auntie tina has stopped by to live with us . todd : tina is here ? tess : you did n't know ? todd : i was n't -- i was n't sure . i thought i saw her the other day , but -- tess : yeah . she 's at llanfair , and ... hey . why should she stay somewhere that she 's not wanted when she can stay with her favorite brother and his big house ? [ scene_break ] john : all i have is what i heard from reddick . judge runyon : you know that 's not enough . john : he helped manning move the woman from ramsey 's to manning 's . judge runyon : i need a sworn statement to issue you that warrant . john : so what ? manning wrote that . judge runyon : i know that . and you know that , mcbain . but the good citizens of llanview tend to believe what they see in a newspaper . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't even want to have a drink with my sister , let alone share a house with her . tess : oh , come on . you have that big , huge house , and it 's got ta be lonely now that your wife and kids went bye - bye . todd : forget it . [ tess sighs ] tess : todd , please ? she 's , like , the closest relative that you have besides your kids . she might even speak to you . todd : no . end of discussion . tess : unbelievable . you are so selfish , todd . so i 'm saddled up with that cow and her disgusting little mutt ? thanks a lot . you know , all you ever think about it is yourself . this is why you lost your entire family , you arrogant little bastard . [ scene_break ] clint : i 'm going to go inform the rest of the family so they can stop worrying . bo : okay . think i 'll see if any one has heard from balsom . nigel : oh , just a moment , sir . it 's fortunate that you returned at this moment . bo : why ? nigel : well , mrs. buchanan asked me to find something in the attic , and i stumbled on these . letters you wrote from vietnam to your father . i thought you might like to have them . matthew : dad ! bo : oh , matthew . oh , i missed you so much . matthew : i 'm so glad you 're back . bo : i missed you every minute i was gone . matthew : then why did n't you ever call me ? bo : i know . i know . i 'm so sorry . matthew : it 's okay . it 's weird . i just thought maybe you were mad . bo : what , at you ? never . no , son . i 'm going to try to do better from now on , okay ? i 'm going to try to be a better father . [ scene_break ] rex : if bo is asa in 1968 , and bo 's gone back to 2008 , does that mean that asa buchanan is gone ? for good ? delphina : [ as prof. fina ] i do n't know . rex : you know something , fina ? you 're working my last nerve here . gigi : mine , too . rex is about to go to war maybe , and you 're standing here shrugging your shoulders . prof. fina : well , uh , maybe he wo n't have to serve his full two years . i mean , how long does this war last ? gigi : till april 30 , 1975 . prof. fina : 1975 ? by neptune 's trident . who wins ? rex : nobody . prof. fina : well , uh , keep your head down . and look me up in twenty years when the portal opens again . try not to change history more than you , well , already have . gigi : thanks for the advice . prof. fina : well , i wish you both the best of luck . gigi : well , we 're stuck here . i 'm never going to see my baby again , so that 's great . rex : i am so sorry . gigi : you 're all i 've got , balsom . i ca n't lose you , too . rex : gigi -- gigi : let 's run away . now . [ scene_break ] todd : what is up with you ? tess : [ as jessica ] nothing 's up with me . i 'm just expressing my opinion . todd : i 'm not hearing any opinions there ; i just hear hostility and aggression . todd : it 's rather tess - like . tess : it 's hormones . and grief . and if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to see if dr. joplin 's ready . todd : wait a minute , wait a minute . viki 's in africa , right ? tess : yeah . todd : do you know how to get hold of her ? tess : why ? todd : i do n't know . i -- it just came to me . i thought maybe i 'd give her a call about something . do you know where she 's staying ? tess : not offhand . i 'll have to check her itinerary when i get home . i 'll send you an email . todd : would you , jessica , please ? that would be lovely . i must say it 's been nice chatting with you , jessica . goodbye . todd : bye , jessica . tess : [ normal voice ] oh , man , he 's on to us . ca n't have that . nurse : mrs. brennan ? the doctor 's ready for you now . tess : [ as jessica ] you can tell her she can take her speculum and shove it . [ scene_break ] layla : adriana asked me to see if gigi received a package from her . brody : `` gigi , in case you change your mind about making brody officially shane 's father , here 's some of rex 's dna . `` brody : i 'm not sure if anything came for gigi . layla : could you call and ask her ? brody : i wish i could . she 's not back yet . layla : she 's still looking for rex , huh ? that does n't sound like good news for adriana . or you . [ scene_break ] gigi : just hear me out , okay ? rex : gigi , please . gigi : no , what about canada ? rex : no , i ca n't run away . gigi : we can at least be together . rex : not like this . gigi : so i do n't matter in this . i 've just lost my son and now i might lose you , too . how is that fair , rex ? rex : i want to be with you more than anything else in this world . but like i said before , i ca n't run away . gigi : why not ? rex : you heard fina . i ca n't change history . i have to make it through this . bo has to meet nora . matthew has to be born . i have to make it through this war for bo . i 'm sorry , morasco . gigi : so you 're just gon na -- you 're just gon na leave me here all alone . rex : i do n't see any other way around it . i 'll be back . two years . i swear i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] lindsay : [ as olympia ] is asa still busy with one of his whores ? is that why he did n't come home last night ? dallas : [ as renee ] breaking news . asa did not sleep with either one of these two whores . we slept in the guest room . and we did n't see hide nor hair of asa . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] you sure about that , renee ? renee : yeah . and maybe you do n't give a damn about him , olympia , but i 'm worried about the man . [ scene_break ] renee : oh , bo , let me look at you . i have n't been this relieved since you came back from vietnam . bo : oh , well , it 's good to be home . renee : i know what happened with lindsey was a terrible shock . i 'm just hoping that this trip will help you put it all in the past . matthew : hey , dad . bo : hm ? matthew : did you hear lindsey went to prison ? bo : what ? renee : yeah . she pleaded guilty . she 's serving a sentence for murdering spencer truman . [ scene_break ] gigi : [ as emma ] spencer truman . stop it right now . i 'm so sorry , mrs. buchanan . olympia : you give me that gun , you little brat . oh . renee : that 's one way to handle him . rex : bo survived ' nam . i will , too . shane : [ as spencer ] i wan na watch tv . emma : we are leaving right now , spencer . renee : what in the world ? spencer : that 's mom 's evil twin . i saw her last night . renee : so ... you 're bo 's girlfriend ? oh , emma , we 've got a lot of talking to do on that trip back to reno . emma : oh , it 'll be a real gab - fest , all right . look , um , i know that you were awful mad about walking in on bo and me last night . renee : oh , boy , do we have some talking to do . emma : but just so you know , the thought of coming back to you is what 's going to keep bo alive in ' nam . you invite me to your wedding when you come home , soldier . and stay safe over there , you hear ? renee : now . you take care , darling . and just always remember how precious you are to us . and what a good man you are . this world needs you , bo buchanan . now . let 's go . because if i start crying for real , i 'm never going to stop . emma : all right . let 's get a move on , spencer , huh ? gigi : spencer ? spencer : what do you want ? [ scene_break ] layla : poor shane . he 's probably going out of his mind . brody : gigi never even calls . he 's having a real hard time . layla : you think she 's with rex ? delphina : hi . brody : hey . you 're back . where 's gigi ? delphina : this is for you . it 's a total refund for the trip i took with her . brody : it 's my five grand . why are you giving it back to me ? delphina : because it 's over , brody . i lost her . she 's not coming back . [ scene_break ] spencer : stop it . get off of me . you 're weird . gigi : you just -- you just look so much like my son and i miss him so much . spencer : that 's your problem . emma : come on , spencer , enough . [ scene_break ] brody : you lost gigi ? layla : how ? delphina : we got separated . i thought she 'd be able to get back but , um , she did n't . brody : when did you last see her ? delphina : she was in texas . but she 's not there at all . brody : did gigi find balsom ? delphina : i believe she did . brody : are you telling me she ran off with rex ? delphina : she did n't mean to . brody : did n't mean to ? is she hurt ? is she dead ? what did you do to her ? delphina : nothing . nothing . she 's very much alive . she just ... ca n't come back . if i find something else out , i 'll let you know , yeah ? brody : stop . sorry . you ca n't just say that . okay ? you ca n't just say that and then leave . i have to find gigi , do you understand ? delphina : do n't you think if i could help you , i would ? brody : no . gigi would never leave shane . never . layla : not even for rex ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : [ as olympia ] i know how you feel , honey . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] you boys got your gear together ? chuck : bo . got ta get a move on . jared : [ as clint ] got ta get you boys to the bus station . [ scene_break ] clint : what are you looking at ? bo : it 's just some letters i wrote to pa from vietnam . you know what ? it 's exactly forty years ago today that i left . clint : well , that means it was forty years ago last night that i decked you instead of pa ? bo : well , you know what , after he made maria disappear the way he did , i think you had every right to go after him . clint : my lord , he was one of a kind . bo : after lindsay duped me , i thought i should head down to the ranch and thought maybe i should toughen up , try to be a little bit more like him but , no . as much as i loved him , i do n't want to be like that . clint : uh - huh . sometimes you just do n't have a choice . bo : what are you getting at ? clint : just making an observation . bo : you know , i picked up on a weird vibe with you and jared a while ago . what 's the deal ? clint : well , there 's no deal . but it was -- obviously it 's tense over , you know , what happened to nash and everything , but natalie loves him . bo : mm . clint : i want to do the right thing so we 're just working it out . bo : how ? clint : oh , something happened when you were gone that you should know about . llanview got a new police commissioner . bo : anybody i know ? [ scene_break ] john : i did n't kill ramsey . that 's kind of a sad commentary on this town that we accept our news being made up by a guy like todd manning . judge runyon : some people think if it 's in a newspaper , then it 's a fact . john : well , that 's their problem , not mine . judge runyon : now imagine what the headlines are going to be after you show up at manning 's with a warrant and without just cause . john : i do n't care what he writes about me . judge runyon : i 'm warning you , mcbain . if you do n't find anything at manning 's , you back off . leave him alone . or he 'll find out i 'm giving you this warrant with only the flimsiest of evidence and then he 'll come after me , too . john : does that mean i got it ? judge runyon : only if you promise me to get out of my sight . john : i 'm gone . thanks , judge . judge runyon : it 's your one big shot , mcbain . if you do n't find anything at manning 's , that 's it . game over . [ scene_break ] todd : from alan needleman ? hmm . and what the hell are you doing here ? i thought you had a doctor 's appointment . tess : [ as jessica ] aw , it can wait . whoo , nice digs . mind if i take a look around ? todd : yeah , i do mind , actually . tess : oh , well ... todd : i said i do mind . tess : why ? is there something upstairs you do n't want me to see ? todd : what the hell is up with you ? tess : nothing . i 'm just trying to figure out why you do n't want your charming sister to stay here . it 's not like she 's a slob or anything . todd : get out of my -- tess : oh , what ? you 're starting to creep me out . todd : right back at you , sister . tess : what are you talking about ? todd : i 'm talking about the fact that you 're tess . [ scene_break ] starr : yeah , it 's true . i 'm having a baby . karen : i guess i should n't have -- i did n't mean to sort of -- starr : what ? be a bitch or be mean ? karen : all we said is that we -- starr : no , really . it does n't matter . i do n't care what any of you guys think . i only care what my true friends think . karen : we 'll be at the pool . come on , guys . starr : okay , i thought that they already knew . cole ? well , what , do you want to go with them ? no , really . you know what ? go . i have to get back to my mom and mrs. mcbain anyway . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] todd , tess is a part of me . okay , it 's me . i 'm jessica . so the sweet charming jessica that you 've known and i 'm just a little pissed off that you wo n't have your sister stay here . what are you doing ? todd : i 'm calling `` the banner . `` i do n't have your mom 's number . tess : no , no , do n't call viki . todd , todd , give me the cell phone . do n't call viki . [ doorbell rings ] tess : who 's that ? [ scene_break ] brody : i do n't know what 's going on . if something did happen to gigi -- i 'm not shane 's real father . he could end up in foster care . layla : come on . i 'll bet she or gigi will call you very soon and have a good explanation about why she 's been gone so long . hang in there . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] i was sure asa would be here in time for this . lindsay : [ as olympia ] asa 's got no problem sending his son off to war , but he 's too much of a coward to come and say good \bye to him . asa : who are you calling a coward , woman ? chuck sr . : asa , where you been ? asa : i was out breaking in that new filly . olympia : is that what they 're calling it now ? why did n't you just stay with whoever she was and not come back ? asa : you going to give me the cold shoulder the rest of your life , boy ? jared : [ as clint ] no , pa . i 'm going to take off and never come back and you 're gon na lose both your boys . [ scene_break ] bo : you know , i 'm glad that john is the new police commissioner . clint : you are ? bo : yeah . because he 's a good man and he can use his official channels to help me find balsom . clint : now wait a minute . rex went down there to find you . why did n't he come back with you ? bo : i wish i knew . clint : okay , bo . what the hell happened down there ? rex : if asa 's here , could that mean that bo 's back in 2008 ? gigi : if he made it , maybe we can , too . [ scene_break ] asa : hey . better get you and chuck , jr. here to the bus station before the army counts you awol .
bo has returned to the present in llanview but is worried that rex and gigi are still stuck in 1968 at asa 's ranch . and there 's a reason for that which neither of them is aware of . rex is still living the life of young bo and ready to go off to war . gigi knows she can not let that happen to him but does not know what to do . back in llanview , brody somehow knows that gigi is gone and fears she may not come back . and he knows she has some sort of `` secret `` involving dna . bo is still processing the significance of his dream and how all of the modern - day people who played the characters in 1968 were similar to them . but he believes that playing asa really motivated him to smarten up and not follow in his father 's footsteps . tess runs into todd at the clinic . she knows that he has secrets that could get him in trouble . he knows that she is tess and only playing jessica .
starr : here 's to another chapter of `` growing up manning , `` to the day we found out our dad is really ... dani : our uncle . [ scene_break ] téa : you were worried that when those kids found out you were n't really their father , they would n't love you anymore . but they do . victor : what about you ? that 's ok . i know the answer . téa : you 're not gon na let me speak for myself ? victor : what difference does it make ? you love todd , do n't you ? i 'm not him . i 'm just this -- i 'm just an idiot whose mother sold his soul without his permission . téa : how could she do that to you ? victor : that was supposed to buy me everything , was n't it ? but it 's ... it 's done just the opposite . i 've lost everything , have n't i ? téa : do n't say that . victor : i have . téa : do n't say that . victor : i have . i lost -- everything i had was his , including you . the woman i love . i ... i do n't want to drag this out , ok , so if you 're gon na go , i 'd prefer you just went . [ scene_break ] jack : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? what , are you trying to rip us off now ? todd : rip you off ? jack : yeah . you 're standing in front of the safe . that 's where people keep things that they do n't want other people to steal . todd : i 'm not stealing anything . jack : just admit it , scarface . you 're not only a fake , you 're a crook , too . [ scene_break ] jessica : that 's it ! we have a truce because of ryder , but you 're just taking advantage of it the same way you took advantage of tess . and the last thing that i need is some leech that sleeps with everything that moves lecturing me about my feelings . get out . ford : oh ! jessica : ow ! what the hell was that ? [ scene_break ] theo : all right ! and now for the main event . the moment you 've all been waiting for . that 's right . the hottest dancer from here to eternity ... gigi . [ crowd cheering ] [ crowd chanting `` gigi `` ] rex : oh , my god . [ crowd cheering ] rex : kimberly andrews ? [ crowd chanting `` gigi `` ] [ scene_break ] jack : i 'm calling the cops . todd : the safe was open when i did n't open the safe . jack : like i 'm gon na believe that . todd : what are you doing ? jack : get your hands off me , freak . todd : i ca n't let you make that phone call . jack : what are you gon na do ? knock me out ? hit me . just like you did last time ? todd : that was a mistake . i 'm sorry . jack : you 're not sorry . you 're so messed up , you probably enjoyed it . todd : jack , you 're my son . i would never do anything ... jack : do n't call me your son . todd : but i am your father . jack : no , you 're not my father . you 'll never be my father . todd : there 's proof . look . nobody told you . you can ask aunt viki if you like . you can talk to starr . they 'll explain the whole story . jack : i know the whole story . your name 's supposed to be todd . his name 's supposed to be victor . you think i care ? todd : you do n't care about the truth ? jack : oh , i know the truth . i already have a father , and he loves me . you 're a stranger . i do n't know you , and i do n't want to . [ scene_break ] dani : you know what really got to me ? starr : what ? dani : the look in dad 's eyes . i mean -- starr : uncle victor 's eyes . dani : yeah . it was this look that i 've never seen before . it was like he did n't understand what was happening to him . starr : how could he ? how could anyone ? dani : to be brainwashed into thinking that you 're someone else . to find out that your whole life -- your memories , your everything -- that none of that happened to you . starr : at least for dad , it 's like he 's getting back something that he 's missed , but for victor , he loses everything . dani : no , it does n't . he still has us . starr : i felt so bad when i had to tell you that he was n't our dad . dani : you started making things better when you told him you still loved him . i love him , too , and both of us will make sure that he knows we 'll always be in his life , right ? starr : yeah . he was my dad for 8 years . i 'm not going to stop loving him , but -- dani : but what ? starr : i have this feeling like i should 've known that he was n't my dad . dani : starr , how were you supposed to know that ? starr : because i should 've sensed it . and -- actually , maybe i did . dani : what do you mean ? [ scene_break ] victor : i mean it . you do n't have to -- i think it would be worse if you gave me a lot of apologies or explanations . téa : you 're not the only one who made a vow . i vowed to love you forever . victor : when you thought i was todd . now you know that everything that happened , all those years , everything i did , everything i so you 're free to go . you 're -- you 're off the hook . téa : is that what you think i want ? victor : i know you . it does n't matter what i call myself , i know how you think . and there 's nothing you hate more than being lied to . so i think that kind of puts the kibosh on the whole `` till death do us part `` thing , does n't it ? téa : do you even want to hear what i have to say ? or are you just gon na stand there and put words in my mouth ? victor : oh , i get it . sure . yeah . you need your day in court , is that it ? you need to have your closing argument like every good lawyer ? ok , that 's fine . go ahead ! i do n't care ! let 's hear it . let 's hear about all my -- all of my sins . all my crimes . lay it out for me , téa . do n't forget , though , when you get to the closing argument , you got ta ask the jury the one question ... `` ladies and gentlemen , how could a woman like me love a sham like this guy ? `` [ scene_break ] [ crowd cheering ] kim : hello , guy . rex : what 's the matter , kim ? my money 's not good enough for you ? kim : rex , what are you doing here ? rex : me ? what are you doing here ? and why are you using the name `` gigi `` ? [ scene_break ] jessica : here you go . knock yourself out . ford : i think you already did that . jessica : i barely touched you . ford : frozen peas ? jessica : yeah . bree uses them for all her boo - boos . ford : ow . jessica : oh , come on . it ca n't be that bad . ford : you want to bet ? you really clocked me . jessica : you deserved it . ford : i 'm sorry . jessica : wow . thank you . we 're finally there . ford : i do n't know how it happened . ok ? you reminded me so much of -- jessica : do n't say it . ford : she had her good points , you know . jessica : except she 's not a person . she 's just a piece of me . a fragment . ford : i know that . jessica : then respect me enough to remember it . ford : i did n't mean to insult you ! it 's just when you start yelling like that , you sound exactly like her . jessica : and that 's foreplay for you . ford : i know this sounds weird , ok , but there was something about the way that she -- you know what ? never mind . i get it . i 'm not gon na talk about tess like she 's -- like she 's a person . jessica : thank you . ford : jessica , you 've been really wonderful about all this . you 've let me see ryder . you 've given me my life back . i would like very much if we could just -- if we could just go back to the way things were before and forget this whole thing happened . we can do that , right ? jessica : honestly ? i do n't know if that 's possible . [ scene_break ] rex : what 's the matter , kim , huh ? why are you calling yourself gigi ? kim : hey , my boss is here . if he catches me talking with you -- rex : what ? you ca n't talk and dance at the same time ? kim : gigi was stacy 's stripper name when we worked together in vegas . rex : so ? kim : so she was my best friend . i 'm paying my respects . rex : so using stacy 's stripper name is what , like paying a tribute ? kim : i 'm trying to keep her memory alive . rex : but you and stacy hated gigi . why are you using the name ? kim : i just told you . i 'm paying a tribute to my best friend . rex : well , not like this , ok , so find another stripper name , starting now . kim : why ? are you afraid if gigi wants to become a stripper someday , she 'll want to use it ? rex : gigi is n't becoming a stripper . she 's not becoming anything at all , ok ? she 's dead . [ scene_break ] todd : listen . i get it . this has been a lot to deal with . for everyone . jack : is that supposed to make me like you now ? you trying to be all `` oh , i totally get what you 're going through `` ? you do n't even know me . todd : you 're right . i do n't know you . i do n't know anything about you . i was taken from you when you were tiny . jack : so what ? is that supposed to make me feel sorry for you ? todd : no , it 's not . it 's just -- it 's understandable that you would n't remember me . you were very young . jack : yeah , i was . so why ca n't you just leave me alone ? todd : because i do remember . i remember my son . jack : i thought all your memories got zapped when you were locked up . todd : when i was locked up , my blood was pumping , and i was breathing , but my brain was not working right . and they gave me drugs to keep me that way . but every day , there would be moments where it would all come back to me , and you 're my jack . i have a son , his name is jack , and i 'm gon na do everything i can ... jack : do n't give me that crap . i know all about you . you do n't even want me . todd : what are you talking about ? jack : you tried to give me away to nuns , in a mexican airport ! todd : yeah , that happened . i did n't know . i did n't know the truth . jack : do n't give me that crap . come on . you might have starr fooled into thinking you 're some great dad , but you ca n't fool me . so stop trying . [ scene_break ] starr : i told this to jack but he did n't take it very well because victor is the only dad that he has ever known . he does n't remember another one . dani : but you do . starr : yeah . dani , i hate to say this , but there were times with victor where it just -- he did n't seem like the dad i knew before . dani : like when you got together with cole ? all that stuff . that was in the play . starr : and he hurt cole so badly . he threw me down a flight of stairs . dani : i ca n't believe that . he loves you so much . starr : it did n't stop here . that 's what 's bothered me . it did n't make sense . even still , when he got involved with marty saybrooke , he had a different face , she did n't know who he was , and he did n't tell her . he just let her fall deeper and deeper in love with him , and i should 've known then . i should 've known that he was n't my dad . dani : why did n't you ever bring this up before ? i mean , you say it was bothering you , but until this other guy showed up , you never had a problem . starr : i did have a problem . i just thought that it was mine . dani : so when i first came here , and you spent all that time trying to convince me to accept him ... how could you do that if you secretly thought that he was some kind of monster ? starr : that 's not what i mean . dani : well , what do you mean ? when you were trying to get me to love him as my dad , you never suspected that he was n't , so why is it ok for you to totally change your mind now ? [ scene_break ] téa : if you think when i look back on these last 3 years , all i see is a sham , you do n't know me very well . when we thought that i was dying , and we got married anyway , did you not love me ? victor : of course , i loved you . how can you even ask me that question ? téa : right . when i went away to that clinic . when i pushed you away because i wanted to die by myself . did you just cut and run ? no ! no ! you came after me . you came looking for me . that was real . that was as real as it gets . that was not a sham . victor : but ... the man you married is not the man you thought he was . téa : no . no . no , you 're not the man i thought you were . no . no , i did n't marry you for $ 5 million . no . you were not the man on that island with whom i conceived a child . there are a lot of things you are not . you are not the man who kicked me out of my own house naked in the middle of winter . you 're not the man who nearly burned me down in a cabana . oh , a lot of the things that we thought we shared that was good , we did n't share , but a lot of the bad things , we did n't share those , either . victor : [ chuckles ] i 'm sorry . is your way of kind of saying , you know ... always look on the bright side ? is that what it is ? because it 's really kind of messed up . téa : our whole life is really kind of messed up . [ laughs ] victor : i do n't need any of this . i do n't need your explanations . i do n't want to make it worse . téa : i 'm not explaining anything . i 'm not trying to make you feel better . victor : ok , then . before , i asked you a question . it was a very simple question . i have n't heard an answer yet . i love you . i know that i am not who you thought i was . i 'm not who i thought i was . but i know that i love you . however ... if you do n't feel the same way about me ... i need to hear it right now . téa : i know it feels like everything has changed . but in the most important ways , everything is still the same . you are the man i married . which is why when i look at you , this is what i see . my husband . my partner . my soul mate . i did n't marry you because your name was todd manning . i married you because i loved you . and i still love you , victor . [ laughs ] victory ! ha ha ha ! victor : vic . téa : victorious . it 's a good name . a strong name . i love you ... victor . [ scene_break ] starr : i was n't trying to hide anything , dani . it was this feeling that i got every time uncle victor did something that i did n't understand . we can both agree that he has done bad things , dani . dani : there 's one thing that he did n't do . uncle victor never convinced his frat buddies to attack some girl . marty was in college , starr . like you are right now . and they ganged up on her , and they took turns forcing a her to have sex with them . starr : wait a minute . dani : no , you wait a minute . when i first came to llanview , and i found out that i had a father named todd manning , i looked him up online and i could n't believe what i saw . rape and prison and murder . it made me sick . i wanted to throw up . starr : i understood that . dani : i wanted to make him suffer like he made other people suffer . so i pushed him away . and i told him that i hated him . and i did everything but spit in his face , and he did n't deserve it ! because he did n't do any of those things ! he could n't , because he was n't around . the guy that raped marty saybrooke -- that was your precious todd . [ scene_break ] todd : there 's things you do n't understand . there 's a lot more to this story than just mexican nuns . jack : it 's a fact . you tried to dump me . hand me off to the first person who would take me . todd : that was before i knew that you were my son . jack : yeah ? well , i 'm still not your son . todd : look , i 'm not trying to tell you what to do . i 'm not trying to stop you from having a relationship with your uncle . i think it 's great that you have a relationship with victor . i 'm not trying to tell you what to feel . jack : i do n't need permission to care about my father . he would do anything for me . todd : so would i . jack : no . you could n't do what he did . you do n't have a clue how far he 's gone to protect me . [ scene_break ] kim : rex , oh , my god . i had no idea . i 'm so sorry . rex : not as sorry as jack 's gon na be . he thinks just because his father threw around his money , he 's not gon na have to pay for what he did , but he 's wrong . kim : nobody should get away with something like that . even if he is a kid . rex : well , do n't worry . he wo n't . not as long as i have anything to do about it . kim : so you and gigi were on your way to get married ? so sad . rex : do n't overdo it , ok ? you did n't give a damn about gigi . kim : yeah , but i know how you feel . i still miss stace so much . she was the best friend i ever had . rex : it 's not the same . kim : maybe not , but i know how much you loved her . rex , i 'm so sorry . rex : i did n't tell you the clincher . kim : what ? rex : gigi was an organ donor . when she die somebody got her heart . kim : who ? rex : clint . kim : my clint ? rex : well , he was n't yours for long . i mean , that marriage ... kim : rex , what happened ? what happened to clint ? rex : he had a massive heart attack . if he had n't gotten a transplant , he would 've died . kim : but he 's ok now ? rex : oh , yeah . he has a whole new lease on his miserable life . because of gigi . kim : maybe you thought our marriage was a joke , but it was n't . i really cared about him . rex : not to mention his bank account . kim : i 'm serious . i would 've stayed if that bastard david vickers did n't make me leave town . he was so worried i would suck up all his buchanan money . rex : yeah , about the buchanan money . there is n't any . well , not for clint , anyway . kim : what do you mean ? rex : somebody else has it . kim : what ? who ? rex : me . kim : what ? rex : well , he got gigi 's heart . i think it was a small price to pay . i took him for everything he was worth . kim : ok .. now i 've heard everything . rex : not yet . kim : what else is there ? rex : clint and i seem to have more in common than we thought . i 'm his son . [ scene_break ] jessica : ford , listen . i know that you thought that tess was a real person , and i know that you miss her very much . ford : ca n't help it . jessica : i understand . but if you ca n't figure out a way to get over her , then we ca n't go back to the way things were . ford : so what am i supposed if do ? concentrate really hard on getting over her , and then when i do , give you a call ? jessica : sounds good , does n't it ? because i have to get over brody , and right now , i 'm not even close . ford : it just takes however long it takes . jessica : well , in the meantime , i ca n't worry about you jumping on me every time i remind you of tess . ford : jessica , please , do n't take me away from my son . without tess , ryder is all i have . jessica : i 'm sorry . i 'm not trying to hurt you . but if we 're gon na have this arrangement , everything between us has to change . [ scene_break ] kim : you 're clint 's son ? no way . rex : trust me , i do n't want to believe it , either . kim : so that means that if i would 've stayed , i would 've been your -- . rex : yes , my wicked stepmother , which sounds like the beginning of a fairy tale nobody wants to hear , especially me . kim : but i still do n't get it . what do you want with me ? why are you even here ? rex : i do n't know . a psychic sent me . kim : a psychic ? rex : ok , this is gon na sound crazy , but -- kim : crazier than the psychic ? sorry . rex : i 've been having these ... sightings . kim : what do you mean ? like a ufo or something ? rex : no , like gigi or something . kim : you saw gigi ? like , after she died ? rex : i do n't understand it , either , ok ? i know it sounds crazy , but it 's so real . the way she stands , the way she walks , and she 's got this look on her face like -- kim : what ? rex : like she wants to tell me something . kim : what do you think she wants to tell you ? rex : i do n't know . all delphina the psychic said that she heard was `` spotted pony . `` kim : so you 're here because gigi 's ghost sent you ? rex : pretty much . any ideas why ? [ scene_break ] jack : my dad really came through for me a while ago . todd : ok . you want to tell me what happened ? jack : i got arrested , ok ? todd : ok . why ? jack : gigi morasco . she died . stupid mcpain tried to throw me in jail for it . todd : mcpain ? jack : yeah . that 's what dad and i call him . todd : that 's great . that 's funny . i got ta chalk one up for victor ... jack : do n't even try . todd : ok . jack : you 're not bonding with me . ok ? i 'm just trying to tell you what type of man my dad is . he kept me out of jail . he protected me . todd : that 's what fathers do . jack : what do you know about it ? huh ? nothing . because you 're not my dad , and you never will be . so back off , scarface . todd : ok , let 's get one thing straight right now , ok ? that is the last time that you call me scarface . and second of all , before you go passing out the father of the year awards , you might want to ask yourself why you needed to be protected in the first place . jack : what are you talking about ? todd : i 'm saying that if victor had done a halfway decent job in raising you , maybe you would n't have turned to be such an obnoxious little brat ! [ scene_break ] kim : what are you asking me for ? i do n't know why some psychic sent you all the way to anchorage , kentucky . rex : gigi wanted me to be here for some reason . i 'd never heard of this place . you know who has ? kim : who ? rex : david vickers . and when i told him what the psychic said , he knew all about this place . it was probably because of you , not gigi . kim : i do n't know what you mean . rex : the psychic probably thought that gigi was here because you were using her name . kim : oh . yeah . right . rex : she was talking about a totally different gigi . kim : yeah . that must be it . that 's got ta be what happened . [ scene_break ] ford : jessica , ryder needs me . he depends on me now . he 's gotten used to having me in his life . you do n't want to take him away from that . jessica : i wo n't . you can see ryder whenever you want . ford : then i guess do n't understand . what 's changing ? jessica : you and me . i do n't think that we should see each other anymore . [ scene_break ] starr : do not call him `` my todd . `` there 's only one todd manning and he 's our father , no matter what crime he has committed . dani : i already forgave him once . i do n't know if i can do it again . starr : do you know who ca n't forgive todd manning ? todd manning . he has spent his whole life torturing himself over what he did to marty . dani : that does n't make it ok ! starr : ok , maybe it does n't , but uncle victor is n't exactly a saint , either . look at what he has done . he convinced cole that his mother was dead . he planned on stealing my baby and raising it with marty . how about that ? is n't that a little sick , dani ? dani : you 'd be sick , too , if you had to live inside his head . starr , he was programmed to think that he was someone else . starr : dad was locked up . he was locked up . he was injected with drugs . dani : you know what ? whatever . starr : what ? if you 're gon na make excuses for victor ... dani : i 'm not making excuses . starr : why are we fighting about this , dani ? what the -- what are we doing ? [ scene_break ] todd : sorry . yeah . i did n't mean -- jack : oh , the hell you did n't . you finally told the truth . you finally said what you think of me . well , you want to know what i think of you , scarface ? [ scene_break ] victor : did i hear you say that you loved me ? téa : i love you , victor . victor : thanks . i have n't lost you . téa : you 're never gon na lose me . ha ha ! i should 've learned that lesson when i did n't die according to plan . that was a joke . victor : i ca n't smile right now . [ téa laughs ] victor : i know , but i do n't know if i can trust what i hears or see . i ca n't -- i have these memories , but i do n't know whose they are . they 're mine or they 're someone else 's . you have any idea what that 's like ? téa : you want to know what 's real ? come here . victor : the ottoman ? téa : [ laughs ] this is real . right here . right now . i 'm real . [ scene_break ] todd : i think maybe we just kind of got off on the wrong foot . can we start again ? jack : go to hell . todd : is that a `` go to hell `` yes or `` go to hell `` no ? jack : you do n't belong here . so get out of my house before i call the cops . todd : way to go , manning . call the kid names . great stuff . it 's not his fault he 's an obnoxious , little brat . it 's the son of a bitch who raised him . [ scene_break ] theo : hey . kim : hey . theo : i had to put on another girl in your place there , gigi . if you 're not gon na work , then get the hell out of here . kim : i 'm working . i 'm just saying good - bye to an old friend here . rex : yeah . sure . kim : i got ta go . please , just do n't tell anyone you saw me here . promise ? rex : mm - hmm . kim : clint 's really ok , right ? rex : yeah , he 's alive . damn lucky . he confessed to a whole bunch of crimes , and his only punishment is having to spend the next 20 years in the lap of luxury . kim : what crimes ? rex : you do n't want to know . one of the highlights , though , is messing with his kids ' paternity tests . [ scene_break ] jessica : even when you do n't say it , sometimes the way you look at me , i can tell what you 're thinking . you 're pretending that i 'm tess . you 're pretending that she 's back . ford : i do n't do that . ok , maybe once or twice . jessica : well , it 's too much , ford . i ca n't have it . it 's not good for me . not if i want to stay healthy . ford : healthy . ok . i guess i can see that . but i will ... jessica : what ? ford : i will miss you . you 're a lot of fun to hang out with . jessica : even though i 'm only jessica ? ford : even though you 're only jessica . [ scene_break ] kim : i knew clint was really upset when i left , but it sounds like he went off the deep end , huh ? rex : i do n't think that was all about you . but it probably had a big part to do with it . kim : i 'm just glad he 's ok now . if anything had happened -- do rex : you better go if you do n't want to get fired . kim : right . well , bye , rex . like i said before , i 'm really sorry about gigi . rex : yeah , are n't we all ? [ scene_break ] dani : there 's just so much that we have to sort through , and it 's all so confusing . starr : does n't mean i should be taking it out on you . dani : i was doing the same thing . i 'm sorry , too . [ giggles ] we 're so lucky to have each other , especially now . starr : let 's just never fight again , ok ? dani : yeah , like that 'll happen . [ dani and starr giggle ] dani : wow , if we 're this upset , imagine how our dads are feeling . starr : oh , i know . they 're ' freaking out , too -- and we both know they do n't like to feel cornered . [ scene_break ] téa : no one 's home . it 's just the two of us . let 's go upstairs . my , my . what have we here ? [ scene_break ] jessica : this might come as a surprise , but i 've enjoyed hanging out with you , too . ford : you do n't have to say that . jessica : it 's true . sometimes i think you 're the only person i can talk to . i ca n't talk to natalie . i obviously ca n't talk to brody . but i can talk to you and you know what i 'm going through . ford : so are you sure you want to make this deal to not see each other ? jessica : i do n't think that we have a choice . i mean , we 're friends , we 're ryder 's parents , but when you add in the whole tess thing ... things could get little intense in a way that we do n't want it to . ford : ok . well , how should we work out my visits ? what are you gon na do ? look out the window and hide if you see me coming ? jessica : i guess we 'll just work out the details after , but for now , do we have a deal ? ford : deal . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , do you guys validate parking -- gigi ? gigi : do n't give up . waitress : that 's $ 17.50 . [ scene_break ] kim : oh , my god , girl . you 'll never believe who walked into the club tonight . [ scene_break ] dani : it is so weird having to get used to another man being my dad . especially since all i know is the stuff that i read online . starr : i 'll help you with the other stuff . dani : you promise ? starr : i promise . you want to start now ? : dani : sure . starr : ok . well , once upon a time , there was this little girl named starr . she had a stuffed frog . her dad named him fred the magic frog . [ scene_break ] victor : this is so strange . i have no memory of my actual life . all i know is todd manning . téa : you ca n't be him anymore . victor : no . guess i 'm starting from zero . téa : it 's ok to be scared . i 'm scared , too . we have a lot of work ahead of us . but we have each other . we 're strong . we 're healthy . and we 've survived a lot worse . victor : have we ? téa : yes , we have . and as long as we 're together , and we love one another , we 'll survive this , too .
everybody is wondering what to do regarding the fact that the todd manning they 've all known for 8 years is really victor and original todd has been prevented from all that is rightfully his . dani and starr have their dilemma regarding how they have both known current todd but only starr knows original todd as well . jack adamantly tells original todd that he could care less who is whom , he only recognizes current todd as his father and could care less about original todd . current todd assumes that tea is done with him as she only loves the `` real `` todd and now knows that he 's todd 's brother , victor . but she concludes that she loves him and they sleep together . original todd stands outside the door and observes them together shocked .
daniel : hey , guys , there 's a free court open . who wants to play under the lights , huh ? evangeline : well , i would love to , but my partner is resisting . hey , what if i got you a tennis outfit that was all black ? would you join me on the court then ? nora : very darth vader . very agassi , very intimidating . john : would that come with a matching headband ? evangeline : listen -- john : just wear it to work . evangeline : you and nora go on ahead . i 'm happy right here . nora : actually , if you do n't mind , we 've already played a couple of sets and i do n't want to start getting overheated again . i do n't want to catch a cold again , so go ahead . just whup him . john : got the funny outfit on . you might as well go play . daniel : all right , give it your best shot . evangeline : all right . come on , colson . nora : there you go . look at her with the five rackets . daniel : ladies first . evangeline : i come prepared . john : do n't cheat . nora : ooh . dodged that bullet , did n't you ? john : oh , yeah . thank you . give me a couple cold beers , a game of pool . that 's my idea of a night . rex : i ca n't believe you told my sister about the heist . paul : i told you , natalie is cool with it . rex : how could you do this ? paul : i 'm just so tired of lying to her about everything . rex : honor among thieves , huh -- except she is n't one . paul : look , i love natalie . i mean , do n't you ? rex : yeah , sure , but what do love and honesty have to do with each other ? paul : she wants to be a part of everything . rex : um -- did you remind her that robbing armored trucks is illegal ? paul : listen to me , rex , stop talking to me like i 'm some kind of idiot , you understand ? all right , i know what i 'm doing . natalie will be the perfect decoy for us . rex : no , she wo n't , because you 're fired , both of you , ok ? i 'll find somebody else for the job . natalie : no , you wo n't . paul stays in and so do i . [ music plays ] todd : how do you like them there steaks ? starr : delish . blair : asa flies them in from texas . mmm , mmm ! starr : i 'm sorry that jack missed out on this . travis , too . todd : oh , forget about travis , all right ? your brother is happy . he 's so happy in his new room ; he curled up and went to sleep . starr : mmm . i have the best setup . i mean , i have the suite and the bathroom the size of mars , and i love the pool and the moat and the horses . blair : oh , i am going to love teaching you to ride . i know you 're going to love riding . todd : are n't you happy now that we grabbed the chance to move into this place ? blair : yeah , until asa finds out . todd : what can he do ? we got the law on our side . blair : yeah ? and those guns are loaded , and asa is n't stable . todd : i 'll get rid of the guns . that make you happy ? blair : that makes me happy . renee : here they are , gentlemen . this man is in charge . officer : folks , if you do n't vacate these premises immediately , you 're under arrest for trespassing . marcie : get your red - hot t - shirts , right off the backs of the red - hot crew members ! come on , 10 bucks ! it 'll buy you a lifetime of memories ! viki : well , i will take one . certainly would n't want to forget this . marcie : president davidson . were you here the whole time ? viki : no , no , just at the end . marcie : that was the best part , right ? oh , i mean , if you like that kind of thing . viki : if you like raising money . marcie : exactly . roxy : this show really raked in the bucks . julie : yeah , who knew , right ? roxy : well , i knew . i knew we 'd scorch some `` eye - scapes . `` viki : actually , i have to talk to jen about that . jen ? could you -- thank you . jen , i have really enjoyed all your video reports so far . did you happen to tape any of this tonight ? jen : yeah , all the good stuff -- and the bad stuff , too . was n't that part of my assignment ? viki : yeah , the thing is the university has a responsibility to the parents of these gentlemen , so we do n't want to exploit the men any more than tonight 's contribution . jen : ok , well , they can just tape over the stuff that worries you and then you can just give me back the rest . how 's that sound ? viki : that 's fine . that 's fine . roxy : can i just touch it ? viki : best that we put it away , do n't you think , roxanne ? marcie : well , but on the tape , you 'll also see that we worked really , really hard and we learned how to get along really well . shannon : yeah , except for shannon , because everyone seems to hate me . marcie : that is not true , shannon . shannon : oh , yeah , you guys all accused me of sabotaging the project . what about that ? marcie : no , we did n't all accuse you , and listen , you were the one who talked hudson into coming through for us tonight . she saved us all . viki : well , i 'm very , very proud of you , shannon . roxy : are you sure that you do n't want me to hold onto it ? hudson : well , not if you had n't given me a reason . julie : thank you , hudson . hudson : do n't mention it . jen : no , it really was great . hudson : hey -- viki : very , very generous of you , hudson . hudson : uh -- did you see the show ? viki : actually , i got here just a little late . so where are the other gentlemen ? hudson : oh , they 're in the back . they 're hiding in the back . marcie : well , i think you can tell them it 's pretty safe to come out . hudson : all right , i 'll go get them . shannon : so , have you heard anything about who might have been sabotaging the project , like suspects or anything ? viki : i think your cousin john mcbain can probably tell you much more than i can . shannon : yeah , fat chance . john does n't tell me anything . john : you know , i did n't want to say anything in front of evangeline , but these clubs , they kind of -- they make me itch or something . nora : i think she just wanted to get you out of the office . john : i suppose i 've been kind of focused lately . nora : just lately ? john : mm - hmm . nora : oh . hmm . so what 's the word on antonio ? has he seen his mother , found his mother ? john : no . no , this whole santi business is getting old . when they 're not playing deaf and dumb , they just spend all their time lying to one another . nora : oh , god , it sounds like a bad reality show . john : well , i wish i could just turn it off . what about you ? you look better . cold all gone ? nora : cold all gone . john : it 's too bad it ruined your time with colson at the shore . nora : well , it did n't ruin it completely . we had some nice times . john : well , that 's good , i guess . nora : you guess ? john : just wondering how bo would feel about that . nora : why in the world would you wonder about how bo would feel about that ? what has bo got to do with any of this ? oh , my word ! john : that was fast . that was the fastest tennis game . nora : oh , my . either one of you is really , really lousy or one of you is really , really good . evangeline : we did n't even get started . i got a call from a client that needs me . john : are n't you keeping any form of regular office hours these days ? evangeline : this has to be cleared up asap . i 'm sorry . daniel : yeah , actually , i got a phone call from the office , too . nora : oh , what is it with the two of you and your cell phones ? turn them off . what 's up ? something you need to take care of ? daniel : no , no , it 's no big deal . you stay , relax , enjoy the evening , and i 'll talk to you later , ok ? nora : bye . john : hey , i 'll see you later . evangeline : see you later . john : bye . evangeline : bye . john : well , so much for the four of us going out , relaxing , the end of summer , all that . nora : whose idea was it that the four of us come here , anyway ? john : i forget . was n't mine . nora : oh , i got a great idea . let 's blow this popsicle stand and head for a burger . john : you 're on . nora : ok . john : take some of that silverware , though . nora : you 'll never be invited back here again . where 's my racket ? i must have left it -- rex : what 's with you , huh ? you give away millions and now you risk jail time for peanuts ? natalie : it 's not about jail time . it 's about sticking by paul . rex : oh , no fooling . but we do n't need a decoy . everything 's planned . natalie : oh . well , you can plan on paul here telling me the truth from now on . paul : see , i told you this one was cool . rex : ok , how long have you known my sister for , huh , like a minute and a half ? this woman made me give back a toy i stole from the kid next door when i was 5 years old . natalie : that was a long time ago , rex . rex : ok , well , what about this spring , when roxy accidentally picked up money meant for starr manning 's kidnapper ? a cool $ 1 million , and what did you do ? tell him . natalie : i gave it to the cops -- but it was different . paul : you have a problem with easy cash , do n't you ? natalie : look , i really do want to do this . paul : look , rex , your sister has changed , man . she likes taking chances . rex : great , but she also likes doing the right thing , ok ? if she hooks up with us , she has another angle figured she 's not telling us . do n't you ? paul : what are you saying , rex , huh ? you think natalie 's going to do something to hurt us ? rex : i 'm saying i know natalie , ok , and there 's no way she suddenly wants to be the next bonnie and clyde . paul : listen to me , she has a had a million chances to turn me in , but she has n't . she is the best girl in the world . natalie : thank you . rex : i ca n't believe you blew a simple job like this . i mean , ten grand for the taking , and now it 's shot . paul : why is it shot ? rex : because natalie may be cool , ok , but she 's way too straight for this . natalie : straight ? really ? well , how about when i blew into town and tried to ruin everyone in my family 's life ? i ran circles around that family , all right ? i 'm so sorry you were n't here to see that . i was damn good at making sure that i came out the winner , and i like that feeling and i want that feeling back . rex : so , it 's a lark . you guys are getting it on at my expense . natalie : do n't assume that i am the same big sister that i always was , rex . if you want to get to know the real me , i suggest you stop stalling here and let 's get to work . shannon : i just ca n't believe that the cops still think the vandalism was an inside job . viki : well , apparently , only someone who knew the site and had access to it could have done it . shannon : so does that mean that you think it was probably one of us ? viki : no , i actually do n't , but i 'm not the expert . i just hope it does n't happen again . jen : well , it 's tapered off , right , so -- julie : yeah , maybe because shannon 's been too busy . viki : julie ! you do n't want to be prejudged . do n't do that to her . shannon : you know what , just forget it . just forget it . i 'm through bonding with you ladies . just stay out of my life . marcie : shannon -- roxy : and lay off , miss vegetable head . julie : i 'm sorry , ok ? i just ca n't figure out who else could be doing it . marcie : well , you guys might think i 'm crazy , but i think it 's the ghost . i mean , it just -- it ca n't be circumstance that we found a dead woman 's bones at the site . jen : it creeps me out . viki : did you ever find out anything else about her ? marcie : well , we found out that her name was amy dunham and she either jumped or fell to her death in , like , the 1950s . julie : yeah , we found her bones by accident . marcie : she was supposed to marry someone in your family . viki : who ? marcie : i do n't remember his name , but he was a lord . viki : really ? marcie : yeah and there was even a coroner 's hearing , and then some other guy came in to testify and he testified that this lord guy was a sadistic misogynist . roxy : a what ? jen : mean to women . roxy : oh , to hell with him . marcie : well , does any of this sound familiar to you ? viki : no . no . roxy : you know , viki , some of the best family trees shake off some really bad apples . todd : this is ridiculous . and frankly , i 'm surprised at you , renee , putting these poor officers ' careers in jeopardy . renee : what are you talking about ? todd : false arrest -- and in front of our children . you know , i 've beaten false arrest suits before , and if my little girl develops psychological problems from this , you 're -- blair : todd , starr is so upset . can you imagine being rousted by the police in their own home ? todd : well , she would call her therapist ? blair : well , she is asleep in her room and jack is in his . renee : those are not their rooms . blair : oh . todd : they are now . renee : the suite that starr is staying in -- that will be duke 's suite , kevin 's son , when he moves here from texas . todd : well , maybe you ought to get kevin a suite at the palace hotel . blair : you know , maybe kevin and duke and grandpappy would like to camp out , being as they 're ranchers and all . renee : no , this is their home . this is commissioner buchanan 's father 's home ! officer : all right , you two . your lawyer can meet you down at the station . todd : i do n't think so . blair : hey , hey , hey ! todd , do n't let them do this to me ! todd : wait a minute . blair : hey , get your hands -- get your hands off of me ! evangeline : that is an excellent idea , officer . i 'm mr. manning 's attorney . the buchanans might not be aware of this , but this house stands on land that belongs to ms. cramer , soon - to - be manning . by law , she has every right to be here . daniel : not so fast . i 've just been apprised of the situation by ms. buchanan , here . sorry to be late , renee . i could n't disagree with you more . roxy : all right , here come the nature boys ! julie and marcie : whoo ! nick : so , does anybody want a lap dance ? roxy : i do , i do . jen : roxy . riley : hey , did we look as stupid as i thought we did ? jen : i was just filming . i did n't really see much . mark : president davidson . viki : hi , mark . mark : hi . i wanted to thank you for your help with my situation . i really appreciate the note you sent . viki : how bad has it been ? mark : well , people said coming out was going to be a wild ride , and they 're right . viki : well , it did appear you came out of your shell tonight . mark : thanks . viki : seriously , roxanne told me what an enormous help you 've been in putting this whole benefit together . mark : thank you . viki : i also heard that you punched our starting quarterback . jen : that was only because nick was gloating about marcie 's book being rejected . [ phone rings ] marcie : hello ? dad ? look , i 'm sorry that you feel that way , ok , but it 's eric 's life . no , i 'm not going to tell him to cancel the wedding . paul : so what do you say , rex , huh ? are you willing to give your own sister another chance ? rex : ok , i guess having a girl there looking cute , having car trouble might help distract the driver . natalie : mm - hmm . rex : but i need this money , nattie , ok ? you 'd better not have a conscience attack and try to stop this , which means not telling anyone else -- natalie : i got it . i got -- rex : understand ? natalie : ah ! got it . nora : thank god we finally got that out of the trunk of my car . john : yeah , well , you sure have n't done me any favors . you know , next time you catch a fish , consider the throwback rule . nora : i was busy with the throw - up rule . i did n't catch that fish , daniel did . i was back at home . natalie : what would you guys like ? nora : oh , please , allow me . john : mm - hmm . nora : two very tall , cold drafts , ok , and two very meaty burgers . natalie : ok , you got it . john : may i interject something ? everything on it . nora : oh , yes -- and a big plate of onion rings -- big ! go ! go ! get them ! get them ! natalie : got it . ok . nora : hope daniel gets our message . john : yeah ? you think colson will join us ? nora : well , if he knows what 's good for him . daniel : would you excuse us for a moment , please ? officers . evangeline , your clients just ca n't kick people out of their house . you 've got to take it to a judge . evangeline : no one is trying to kick mr. and mrs. buchanan out of their house , but mr. manning and ms. cramer and their family have as much right to be here as anyone named buchanan , and i have the documentation to prove it . daniel : can i see it ? evangeline : oh , definitely . this is blair cramer 's divorce agreement , signed by asa buchanan and notarized . now , the 12 acres mentioned here include the land surrounding and underneath this house . daniel : it says nothing about giving her the house , though . evangeline : true . so the buchanans have the right to remove the mansion from the premises , brick by brick . failing that , wiley vs. sanborn gives my client the right of free access to this property . also , burns vs. the city of philadelphia , mason vs. mason -- daniel : i get the picture , thank you . this land that was granted , there 's a zero before the 12 . obviously , a decimal point went missing . evangeline : that 's not obvious to me . and , you know , courts do n't enforce imaginary decimal points . but you 're welcome to call judge freeman if you think you need to . renee : you two must be suicidal . the minute that kevin and asa hear about this , there wo n't be a rock big enough for you to hide under . you will be sued for every penny your heirs have . you 'll be dead . blair : do n't you think it would 've been easier if we had just built our own house , todd ? todd : no . why ? the kids love it here . pool 's in the ground , the horse trails are cut . you can have renee 's clothes if you want . we 're good to go . blair : except to jail , not even for a night . and what happens when the country club people hear about this ? todd : did n't i prove to you that i can make those people do the right thing ? blair : what about starr 's friends ? they 're going to tease her . it 's going to be a disaster . renee : well , that 's the first thing that you 've said that i can agree with . todd : except at the end of the day , we 're going to win and we 're going to prove that you 're the one who 's trespassing here . renee : how is your memory , todd ? the last time that blair had her claws in this house , she was with max and she thought she was carrying his child , not yours . blair : shut up , renee . renee : asa and i were married , and then she seduced him into a sucker 's marriage and kept sleeping with max . do you really think that you can live with your wife 's -- well , the ghosts of your wife 's infidelities ? blair : that was ancient history , renee . ow ! renee : you know , asa and i can move out of here and we will survive . do you think you two can survive moving in ? evangeline : thank you . all right , our d.a . has made a decision . todd : what is it ? we staying or not ? daniel : first of all , let me say that i have never seen a situation quite like this one before , but after reviewing ms. williamson 's documentation , i ca n't find any grounds for criminal trespassing charges . todd : yes . renee : unbelievable . daniel : you can still file a civil lawsuit , but until then , i 'm afraid the mannings have full license and privilege to be here . todd : did n't i tell you ? daniel : that does n't mean you have to leave , mrs. buchanan . todd : oh , yes , indeed , stick around . we 'll have lots of fun together . renee : no , thank you . i 'd rather rely on the kindness of strangers at the palace hotel than staying here with you two . todd : suit yourself . oh , hey , hey -- why do n't you take a souvenir with you ? blair : well . daniel : listen , in the interest of law and order , do n't go baiting asa buchanan . if the man waved a gun at a porter , god knows what he 's going to do about this . todd : he ca n't hurt us . daniel : yeah , but do n't forget he has age - related dementia . he 's not responsible for his actions . blair : oh , come on , daniel , everyone knows that that is a crock . daniel : yes , but a judge believed him once and it 's already on the books . pretty much that gives him a free pass . evangeline : i think his mind is going . you 're probably safe tonight , but i would change the locks in the morning . todd : i 'm already on it . daniel : guess i 'm done here . officers ? evangeline : look , whatever you guys are up to , this is not going to be easy . blair : you 're not really worried about what renee said about max and asa are you ? [ phone rings ] rex : hello ? shannon . hey . where are you now ? let 's -- let 's hook up . my place ? where ? wait , hold on , why go to the construction site ? well , if everybody thinks you trashed the place , somebody could see us sneaking in and you 'll end up on the evening news . all right . listen , why do n't you pick up some beer and i 'll meet you there ? ciao . roxy : ok , so you got the money . viki : yes . roxy : they 're a good group of kids , are n't they ? viki : they are amazing . roxy : you know , vik , you put those misfits together and you 've been very open , right , so why ca n't you give paul cramer one more chance ? paul : hey , waitress ? when you get off work ? natalie : why ? paul : well , you know , i think maybe we should celebrate . you know , i 'm pretty excited that we 're going to do this together . natalie : yeah , well -- paul : listen , you know , now that i 've been honest with you and you 're sticking by me , i do n't know , i already feel like i 'm a winner . i 'm going to head on home . natalie : hey , no , stick around . my shift 's almost over , so -- paul : yeah , well , you know , i was thinking about putting up those bookshelves before we go to bed tonight . natalie : finally ! paul : yeah . natalie : i guess all i had to do was commit to grand larceny , hmm . paul : yeah , well , from now on , you get anything that you want , all right ? i 'll see you later . nora : ok , corner pocket . yes ! oh , yes ! oh , yes ! i won at something today ! ok , you do n't mind if i go check and see where daniel is , do you ? john : go right ahead . nora : ok . i 'm feeling good . i 'm feeling great ! natalie : got a question . john : shoot . natalie : ok -- um -- could you , like , arrest someone unofficially ? blair : i only wanted asa 's money . todd : nothing wrong with needing money . blair : you know , i walked out naked , except for a mink , of course . todd : i love that story . no , do n't worry , the sight of kevin 's face when we destroy his life , that makes up for everything . plus , seeing starr and jack so happy -- starr : come on , you guys ! you promised we would all go riding ! viki : roxanne , i have been more than willing to give paul cramer a chance . roxy : yeah , as long as paul does things right . viki : no , as long as he follows the law . roxy : you know , maybe setting conditions like that , you know , might be considered to be , like , an anti - friend . viki : it was natalie 's choice to break away from me and from her sister , and , frankly , we miss her terribly . how is she ? roxy : the kids are having a blast . i mean , paul 's a real doll . she 's lucky to have him . viki : i think you 're more excited about him than she is . marcie : everybody , i just -- i know this may sound corny , but i just want to say how proud i am of everything that we 've done , and i want to thank you guys for not being chicken . you looked amazing . and i thank the women for , you know , giving you a push when you needed it , and i really am going to miss all of you when the summer 's done . viki : well , i have just had the pleasure of looking at the tally for tonight . i 'm very happy to announce that you have now officially completed the fundraising component . marcie : all right ! julie : i do n't believe this . viki : unfortunately -- oh , i hate to have to tell you this tonight -- the architect and the contractors have told me that because of the setbacks that you 've had to endure , it 's going to be impossible for you to finish this project by the deadline . hudson : what 's that supposed to mean ? marcie : are you saying we 're going to fail ? daniel : i hope some of these are for me ? nora : mmm . mmm , mmm , mmm . you 're here ! daniel : i 'm here . nora : yes , all of these are supposed to be for you because i 've already had a burger and i 'm on my second beer , so -- good , you can even drive . daniel : well , you know , i 'm glad you 're still here . nora : absolutely . where else would i be ? daniel : that 's right , bo 's out of town , is n't he ? nora : meaning ? daniel : well , as long as bo 's outside the city limits , you 're safe from -- let 's see , what else is left ? -- you getting trapped in a fur vault , a foot locker . nora : you do n't actually think that we planned those things , do you ? i mean , you do n't think that we 've tried to get locked together , do you ? daniel : oh , no . what 's that old saying ? `` there are no real accidents `` ? nora : i never understood that saying . as far as i 'm concerned , it 's so obviously and completely wrong . daniel : yeah , that 's what i was going to say . nora : can we not talk about bo anymore -- or tennis or any of those other activities ? daniel : ok . nora : ok . daniel : tell me -- nora : mm - hmm ? daniel : what do you like to do ? nora : this . john : natalie , you 're going to have to give me a little more if you want me to help you with anything . natalie : well , ca n't you just pull someone in on a technicality and let them go ? john : prosecutors generally tend to frown on that kind of thing . what 's up ? natalie : nothing much . john : nothing much with cramer , right ? hey , he do something to you ? natalie : no , he 's so sweet . john : yeah , so sweet , you want me to put him on ice without charging him ? why ? evangeline : hey . john : hey . evangeline : am i interrupting ? natalie : no , no . actually , my shift 's up . he 's all yours . i got to go . evangeline : i 'm sorry . was that something important ? john : she would n't say , exactly . evangeline : well , why do n't you go finish with her ? john : when she wants to talk , she 'll talk . evangeline : ok . what is this ? john : uh -- evangeline : we going on a picnic ? i thought you invited me over here to treat me to a burger . john : this is a much bigger treat . this is the secret weapon . shannon : so have you ever been here at night before ? rex : no , have you ? shannon : no . that 's what we 're trying to prove . rex : so what happened to the beer ? shannon : well , you know , although your sister is a cool girl , she would n't give it to me . i did , however , manage to get some candles from the bar . rex : so what 's the plan ? shannon : well , i was thinking we 'd just , you know , lie low , try to surprise whoever 's going to sneak up on us . rex : so what bothers you more , the fact that someone 's messing with the project or that you 're getting tagged for it ? shannon : what do you think ? rex : i think you care more about this place than you like to let on . shannon : hmm . well , you know what ? it 's one thing to doodle around on a piece of paper , but your stuff is actually coming out real . rex : i do like that . shannon : yeah , well , what else do you care about , rex ? rex : getting my club back . shannon : yeah . anything else ? rex : what else is there ? shannon : oh , nothing . rex : oh , yeah -- um -- one more thing . natalie : there 's something burning . john : natalie . natalie : oh , oh , oh . i 'm sorry . i just -- i smelled something burning and -- evangeline : oh , my god . there goes the fish ! what are we going to tell nora and daniel ? john : well , we could always tell them the truth . it smelled great . hey . you sure there 's nothing you want to talk about ? natalie : no , you two better take care of that fish . john : ok . viki : i am so sorry because i know how hard you 've all worked for these credits , and you have made amazing progress -- absolutely amazing . i just do n't see how it 's going to be possible for you to complete this project by the start of fall term . riley : well , that 's a drag . julie : i want to finish . hudson : it just does n't seem right not getting the doors and windows on . viki : that 's very interesting , is n't it ? you all care about seeing this project through . roxy : oh , no , they all hate each other . they ca n't wait for it to end , right ? viki : well , in any event , i want to thank you all , seriously , for your hard work . you have accomplished so much more than i ever dreamed was possible . and i -- i will get back to you on your grade , ok ? yes , good evening . this is victoria davidson calling . i 'd like to make an appointment to see arthur love first thing in the morning , please . i 'd like to discuss the possibility of extending the love project . thank you . jen : oh , i ca n't believe i 'm actually down that this is ending . riley : i 'll tell you what i 'm down about is not getting to sleep with you anymore . jen : sleepwalking . i was sleepwalking , and the rest of the time it was twin beds . riley : well , i 'm going to miss talking across the space in the dark . jen : yeah . me , too . [ phone rings ] shannon : do n't answer it . it 's not important . rex : no , no , it could be -- it could be business . i have to take it . i 'm sorry . yeah ? yeah , we 're all set . ok . ok . i have to go . sorry . shannon : now ? rex : look , this ca n't wait , but next time , ok ? you going to be ok here ? shannon : yeah , i 'll be fine . rex : good girl . blair : mmm , mmm , mmm . oh , asa has some fine wine in that cellar , does n't he ? todd : ah , enough to keep us stinky for the rest of our lives . blair : todd ? i have a confession to make . i love this house . todd : oh . blair : and i love seeing jack and starr so happy here . todd : well , really , does it get better than this ? blair : i do n't know . it might get just a little better . the kids are asleep . which room do you want to christen first ? todd : this one , baby . blair : todd . oh , my god ! todd , who is that ? todd : oh , that ? that 's -- uh -- that 's kevin 's son , duke . duke : uh - huh . and i want to know what you 're doing in my family 's home . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] duke : my dad warned me stay away from todd manning . tico : last night you went to rodi 's and met two men . are you in some kind of trouble ? man : if you ever want to see your mother again alive , you 'll do exactly as you 're told .
rex is very upset to learn that paul has brought natalie in on the heist job . natalie convinces her brother that she not only can do this job , she wants to . she later starts to have second thoughts and almost comes clean to john . the strip tease fund - raiser finishes up and viki announces that because of the setbacks with the building , they will not be able to finish in time for the fall semester . she is proud of the work they have all done , but is afraid they will not be able to get the grades that they need . later , she calls mr. love to discuss extending the project .
dorian : why , spencer , it 's always a pleasure to see you , but have you got any idea what time it is ? spencer : just stopping by to make sure todd 's injury was healing properly . dorian : oh , please . you 're not interested in todd . all you care about is blair . [ scene_break ] blair : todd ? todd ? you said that you had work to do . i should 've known you were up to something . [ phone rings ] todd : margaret , you crazy bitch . there 's no way i 'm going to let you hurt my family again , baby or no baby . hello ? blair : where you been ? what baby you talking about ? [ scene_break ] nash : wow . wait a minute . what -- what did you say ? tess : i said that i love you . i know it sounds stupid , fake , like -- i do n't know , like some insecure loser made it up or something . nash : so why 'd you say it ? tess : because i feel sick whenever i 'm around you . nash : oh , wow , that 's great . tess : not -- like butterfly , fluttery stuff . it 's hard to breathe . nash : maybe you need a doctor . tess : i just stood here and said that i 'm in love with you . look , i 'm not happy about it , and i wish it would go away , but there it is . and i 'm really mad at you for making this happen , but i guess it 's too late now . you made me fall in love with you . what do you have to say for yourself ? [ scene_break ] layla : i 'm warning you , i 've got a gun ! evangeline : layla . layla : whoa , my sister , i come in peace . evangeline : you scared me half to death . layla : me ? you 're the one who came charging in here like sydney bristow . evangeline : who ? layla : `` alias `` ? street - fighting , kickboxing spy babe ? ok , you need some serious lessons in popular culture . so my reading sounded real ? you believed it ? evangeline : i almost mased you . what do you think ? layla : this part is mine . i can feel it . long day ? evangeline : yeah . they found natalie vega alive . she 's at the hospital . layla : is she going to be -- evangeline : yeah , yeah , she 's going to be ok . layla : that 's great , right ? evangeline : yeah . yeah , yeah , we were all relieved that they found her . layla : so when you say `` they , `` do n't you mean john ? evangeline : fine , john saved natalie . are you satisfied now ? is that what you want to hear ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry . i promised myself that if i ever got out of that pit , i would stop doing things like that . john : funny , because i promised myself that if you made it , i 'd start doing some things differently , too . natalie : that was nice . john : yeah , it was . [ scene_break ] roxy : belly up to the bar , girls ! we 're celebrating natty 's return ! all : natty ! natty ! natty ! natty ! roxy : hey , rexy , i knew it . you made it . rex : hey , mom . roxy : what are you drinking ? something fuzzy , i hope . ew ! ugh , soda . rex : yeah , i 'm done drinking tonight . roxy : but , baby , i 'm buying . how often have you heard me say that ? rex : i 'm good . roxy : i know , but we 're toasting natalie . hey , hey , do n't do that ! that 's bad luck , toasting on an empty glass . you know , she 's had enough bad luck to last two lifetimes . come on , baby , one little drink . rex : i said i 'm good . you might want to slow it down a little yourself there . roxy : oh , honey , i 'm as sober as a priest on sunday . rex : oh . roxy : ooh . rex : easy there . roxy : my heels are getting a little high . woman : hey , rox , we 're getting thirsty . roxy : ok , well , just keep your thongs on , all right ? hmm . the usual guy ai n't behind the bar tonight , so i do n't have a tab , so i got to go get some cash . natty ! all : natty ! natty ! natty ! rex : oh , you 're a piece of work there , mom , i 'll give you that much . roxy : ok , i 'll be back in a flash with the cash . antonio : rex . have you seen jessica ? rex : last time i saw her was at the hospital with natty . she 's probably still there . antonio : no , no , she is n't . [ scene_break ] tess : i just said that i love you . are you going to say anything back or you going to stand there looking like an idiot ? nash : you blew me off . you walked out of my apartment and then disappeared off the face of the earth ! tess : but i am right here now ! nash : for how long ? now you 're telling me that you 're not tess . what is that about , tess ? tess : i have a big mouth , nash . you ca n't hold me to every little thing that i say . nash : exactly . tess : when did you get so damn literal ? nash : i 'm just trying to connect the dots , all right ? you forced me to track you down to pennsylvania . then when i find you , you try to run away . then you tell me that you 're not tess , but now you 're telling me that you love me and you want to pull up stakes and move to california . tess , i 'm -- tess : well , i thought you liked to live life to the fullest or was that just some crap that you fed me to get me into bed ? nash : i 'm not like that and you know it . tess : well , then take a chance . follow your dreams . what are you waiting for ? nash : tess , you 're talking about love , all right , and that 's a whole other game . i 'm not sure that we 're ready for that . tess : fine , forget it . forget that i said anything . nash : oh , come on , do n't go away all pouty and angry . tess : well , i 'm cute when i pout . nash : you 're always very , very cute . tess : well , is that a problem for you or a problem for me ? nash : i 'm just afraid that i 'll say something i 'll regret later . tess : like what ? oh , come on , spit it out ! pretend that we 're drunk or in vino veritas or , what , are you chicken ? nash : no ! damn it , i do love you . you happy ? [ scene_break ] spencer : so you think i 'm interested in blair ? i 'm dating her cousin . dorian : oh , from what i heard , kelly kicked you out on the curb . spencer : news travels fast around here . dorian : we cramer women watch out for each other . unless , of course , kelly was persuaded to take you back ? spencer : no , no , no , she cut me loose . does n't mean i have my eye on blair , though . dorian : huh . quel dommage . spencer : really ? your accent is flawless , by the way . dorian : oh , merci . tout est peu elegant en francais , n'est pas ? spencer : really ? so you 're actually encouraging me to pursue blair ? dorian : this may come as a surprise to you , but i have never been one of todd manning 's biggest fans . spencer : so what are you doing here ? dorian : babysitting . moi . oh , and it 's such a grueling job . spencer : i can tell . dorian : blair is n't here . neither is your new blood brother todd . but i will tell them that you stopped by . spencer : are you asking me to leave ? dorian : i know you did n't come here to see me . spencer : well , no , but i 'm here now . i thought we could sit down and chat for a while . dorian : oh , good . it 'll give us a chance to compare notes . un verre de vin ? spencer : s'il vous plait . dorian : by the way , did you hear that kelly has been accused of corporate espionage ? spencer : you know , i 'm not really clear on the details . is she all right ? dorian : she was framed . spencer : are you sure ? dorian : absolutely . now , normally , i would jump right in and get to the bottom of it , but in this case , it would cause problems between kevin and kelly and kelly would get angry at me and things would get very unpleasant all around , so i 'm really torn . i want to clear my niece 's name . spencer : and you do n't want to antagonize her . dorian : absolutely not . do you have any idea who would 've set her up , who would do such a terrible thing to her ? starr : mom ? dad ? dorian : honey , they 're not here . starr : i had a nightmare ! i dreamt that margaret killed my mom and dad ! dorian : oh , honey , honey ! it was just a bad dream . margaret 's not here . she 's not ever coming back . todd : she 's -- she 's pregnant with my baby . [ scene_break ] blair : you said , `` baby or no baby . `` what baby are you talking about here , todd ? todd : who 's watching the kids ? blair : dorian . they 're fine . todd : huh , there 's a contradiction for you . blair : you did n't answer my question . what baby ? todd : i was working on this story . i was down at the city desk , listening to the police scanner , and i heard this cop call in . said he was about to deliver a baby at a rest stop on the interstate somewhere , so i grabbed a camera and headed out . blair : come on , you 're not a reporter . you 're the editor in chief here . todd : well , i like to keep my hands in it , you know ? besides , everyone else was on assignment . blair : you seem kind of distracted . what 's up ? todd : oh , no , it 's just some adrenaline . you know , i feel good to get out in the field again . blair : something you 're not telling me here , todd ? todd : no . what would i not be telling you about some dumb story for the paper ? blair : well , i 'm not sure . why do n't you fill me in ? todd : that 's all there is . blair : well , i do n't know . blair : i told you that if you did n't show up at the palace and you stayed here tonight , i was going to drag you out of here , so i am here to drag you out , todd . you 're recovering from a stab wound , remember ? todd : yeah , that was a stupid accident . who uses a pair of shears to hold open a trunk ? blair : well , i do n't know . you 're not going to force me to take the fifth on that one , are you ? todd : no , you can say it . it was a bonehead move . blair : ok . well , i do n't care how it happened . you lost a lot of blood , and i think i need to give you a little t.l.c . todd : oh , nice . blair : you know , as i was leaving earlier , i saw two of our old bodyguards downstairs . what 's that about ? todd : i hired them back . blair : why ? todd : obviously , asa 's not going to do anything about margaret , so i think we need to protect our family till we can get rid of her ourselves . blair : we 're going to go to the cops now that asa 's time has lapsed , right ? todd : no , see , i think we should hold off on that for a little while . blair : what are you -- do n't you want to get him back , i mean , like i do ? todd : yes , i do , and i will . just not that way . blair : ok , todd , what happened to this big plan of yours , huh ? todd : you know bo 's not going to put his old man in jail . blair : well -- todd : and now you can get in real trouble saying that hesser did something he really did n't do . blair : oh , so you 're suggesting that we 're just going to let asa go scot - free for everything that he did to me ? todd : no , no , you and i are going to watch the son of a bitch fry . you can flip the switch if you want . blair : you know , i just love it when you talk dirty . hmm . come on , let me get you to bed . you going to carry my purse ? get the light for me . feeling all right ? todd : hmm -- blair : i 'm going to take care of you . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , honey , it was just a bad dream . your parents are just fine . starr : why are you here ? dorian : oh . because your mother went to pick up your father at the office . starr : ok , then let 's go . dorian : no ! where ? starr : we have to go to `` the sun `` to see if they 're ok ! dorian : we ca n't leave here with your brother sleeping upstairs . starr : spencer can watch jack for now . dorian : just stop it . now i insist , go upstairs to your room right now . spencer : sounds like she means it , starr . spencer : this margaret woman really has her terrified , does n't she ? dorian : yes , and that 's unusual because normally starr 's really quite fearless . i suppose i should be grateful . otherwise , i 'd have to lock her in her room to stop her from going after margaret herself . spencer : how much do you really know about what happened between margaret and todd when she was holding him hostage ? blair : she 's a maniac . dorian : she bathed him , she fed him -- blair : she raped him ! dorian : i want some tea . how about you ? spencer : you 're changing the subject . dorian : i need caffeine . i do n't want blair to catch me asleep at my post . spencer : lead the way . [ scene_break ] layla : so john 's with natalie now ? evangeline : do n't know , do n't care . layla : and i do n't believe you . you just broke up . evangeline : would you rather me be crying my eyes out ? i am done crying over him . layla : ok , just do n't act like you do n't care . evangeline : what am i supposed to do , force him to say what i need to hear or feel what i want him to feel ? look , either i have to accept what he has to give me or i have to let him go , so i let him go . layla : do n't hate me for saying this , sis , but it does n't look like you let anybody go . [ scene_break ] natalie : never thought i was going to see you again . and i certainly never dreamed -- john : you can say . for whatever reason , it just felt right to me . natalie : me , too . john : you know , after everything that -- that happened , i do n't know , it just seems like maybe we -- we earned a moment like that . natalie : john -- john : what ? natalie : nothing . just -- are you confused right now ? john : are you asking me why i kissed you , or are you asking me where we 're going from here ? [ scene_break ] antonio : jess was supposed to meet me at llanfair , but she never showed up . i 've been calling her phone , but it just keeps going to voicemail . rex : well , maybe she went back to your place . antonio : no , no , i checked . she has n't been home . i spoke to her doctor . he said she was on her way to llanfair , but somewhere between the hospital and viki 's , she disappeared . rex : sorry , wish i could help you . i know how it feels to be crazy worried about the woman you love . antonio : yeah , you really loved jen , did n't you ? rex : ha . yeah , well , love does n't even describe it . i actually had her once . we were married and i let her go . antonio : yeah , i remember it being a little more complicated than that . rex : well , she was coming back to me . i knew she was in trouble and i did everything i could to protect her , but in the end i just could n't . i do n't mean that jessica 's going to turn out like jen did . i 'm just trying to say i think i know what you 're going through . antonio : i -- i know what you meant . [ scene_break ] tess : you just said that you love me . nash : so did you . want to take it back , huh ? hmm ? tess : no . nash : no ? tess : no , i just ca n't believe this is happening . nash : i just ca n't believe that i followed a lady all the way to pennsylvania . tess : because you would 've followed me anywhere . nash : really ? and who was it that kept turning up on my doorstep , huh ? tess : who was it that was n't kicking me out ? nash : yeah , well -- tess : well , come on , what 's stopping us ? let 's do it . let 's go to california . roxy : oh , baby doll , you must be flying high . i would 've given anything to see your puss when you found out that your twin sister 's alive . [ scene_break ] dorian : you cook , too ? spencer : oh , i picked up a few tricks along the way at chef school in lyon . dorian : oh , my . is there no limit to your talents ? spencer : it 's just something i do to unwind , really . dorian : thank you . well , if you 're serious about teaching me to cook -- spencer : of course . i would n't have offered otherwise . dorian : wonderful . i 'll call you , we 'll set up a time . spencer : excellent . we are going to be family , are n't we ? dorian : yes . spencer : you never answered my question about todd and margaret . dorian : oh . and why would -- why would you be so interested ? spencer : just making conversation . dorian : oh . no , you 're not . you 're looking for todd 's achilles ' heel . spencer : and why would i bother ? dorian : because you want to exploit it , win blair for yourself . spencer : david did n't tell me you were also a conspiracy theorist . dorian : look me in the eye , straight in the eye . tell me you 're not carrying a torch for blair . todd : what 's he doing here ? did n't blair tell you no boys while you 're babysitting ? dorian : oh , todd . what a terrible way to speak to the man who saved your life , not to mention jack 's . blair : you are welcome here anytime , spencer . so how are the children ? dorian : oh , sleeping like little angels . [ scene_break ] starr : hello ? starr : this place is so creepy at night . mom ? dad ? margaret : hello , little starr . [ scene_break ] john : i do n't know what to say exactly . but there were times when you were missing -- i mean , i never gave up hope , but there were times . and now just seeing you here safe , alive -- for tonight , it 's -- natalie : enough ? john : yeah . why do n't you -- you -- you should think about getting some rest . natalie : john ? um -- i 'm still not really comfortable with sleeping alone in the dark . john : would you like me to stay ? natalie : maybe just till i fall asleep ? [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm going to go check on the children . excuse me . spencer : i can vouch for your aunt . she 's a superb babysitter . todd : what did you say you were here for ? spencer : i came to take a look at that wound , make sure it was healing properly . you know , the one you got changing the tire ? todd : yeah , i did n't know doctors made house calls anymore . blair : would you please stop and let the man be nice ? todd : i 'm fine . spencer : glad to hear it . dorian : well , if the two of you promise to go to your corners , i 'll put the tea things away . excuse me , todd . blair : todd ? todd : yeah ? blair : starr 's not up in her room . dorian : she has to be there . i ordered her back up there . blair : what do you mean , `` back up there `` ? what happened ? spencer : she had a nightmare . todd : shut up . let her talk . dorian : yes , indeed , she did have a nightmare , and she was very concerned about you and todd . she wanted me to take her down to `` the sun `` to make sure that you were all right . but i managed to convince her that you were just fine . todd : and you think she bought it ? dorian : yes , i felt she just needed some reassurance . todd : you idiot . have you ever known starr to give up once she has an idea in her head ? blair : todd 's right , if she thought that we were in trouble , she would do anything to get to us , make sure we were all right . dorian : yes , but not in this case . i mean , how possibly could she have got past spencer and me ? spencer : actually , i am sorry to say she could 've snuck out when we were making tea . todd : you 're not fit to look after a houseplant . blair : dorian , did she -- did she say what she was dreaming about ? todd : this is manning . get me security now . dorian : honey , she said she dreamed that margaret cochran killed you . [ scene_break ] margaret : come closer . i want to talk to you . i said come here ! starr : oh , my god ! open the door ! come on ! open ! margaret : boo . [ starr screams ] [ scene_break ] nash : what 's she talking about ? i thought your twin sister was dead . roxy : that 's what we thought , but johnny boy would n't let her down . nash : `` johnny boy `` ? roxy : he went into that mush pit and he dug her out of there with his bare hands . she took one look at him , she was good to go . nash : this true ? roxy : of course it 's true . johnny would n't let her down . she 's tough stuff . she was in a mess , but she 's safe . ok , so we 're celebrating . a round of drinks , and they 're on me . hey , baby , you got any cash ? tess : i ca n't tonight , roxy , because we 're leaving town . nash : we 're not too sure about that . tess : whether it 's going to be new york or california . roxy : oh , hey , cali rocks , man . nash : yeah . roxy : you lucky punks . i 've never been to california , but i know that it 's got everything . it 's got the sun and the ocean and mudslides , earthquakes . one hell of an adventure . nash : hmm . roxy : well , do n't do anything i would n't do . and remember one thing . nash : hmm ? roxy : wear sunscreen . nash : sunscreen . [ roxy laughs ] roxy : see you later . oh , i 'm stuck . nash : sunscreen . well ? tess : oh . oh , come on ! she obviously is the town drunk . i have no idea what she was talking about . nash : it was a little weird . tess : what do you want me to say , nash ? my sister was n't dug out of some pit . she 's dead . she killed herself . nash : i 'm sorry , it 's just there 's a lot of things about you , tess , that do n't quite add up . tess : well , i do n't come with instructions , ok ? but if we get out of here , if we go to california , then i 'll tell you everything and anything that you want to know . well , we are going , are n't we ? or do you already regret saying that you love me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : that little girl has been running after trouble ever since she was old enough to walk . it is not my fault that she -- spencer : of course not , dorian . starr 's a very headstrong young woman , just like her mother . dorian : so , when are you going to admit that you 're head over heels for blair ? spencer : what makes you think i have n't admitted it ? dorian : you told her ? what 'd she say ? spencer : she said she was still in love with todd . that should n't come as a surprise to you . dorian : no . unfortunately , not . so , spencer , what are you going to do about it ? todd : she 's pregnant with my baby . spencer : nothing . i have a feeling todd 's going to destroy things all by himself . [ scene_break ] starr : come on , come on , come on ! [ starr screams ] guard : it 's ok , miss manning , you 're safe . nobody 's going to hurt you . starr : no , there was somebody over there . blair : starr . starr : mom ! oh , my god ! blair : god . starr : i was so scared ! blair : well , what happened ? you 're not supposed to leave -- starr : margaret ! she was in dad 's office ! blair : margaret was here ? is she here ? guard : miss manning 's the only one who signed in or out of the building in the last few hours . starr : no , she was here ! i talked to her ! todd : hey , i want you to check the floor , every inch of it . blair : all right . you listen to me . now , is there just a chance that maybe you imagined it like i imagined her the other day in the park ? starr : i know what i saw ! [ scene_break ] rex : i 'll let you know if i hear anything . antonio : thanks , man . oh ! roxy : ooh ! antonio : roxy . i 'm sorry . did i hurt you ? roxy : yeah , you did , but it feels so good . do it again . hey , man , i 'm flush , so come to the bar . we 're drinking . we 're celebrating natty 's happy return . antonio : roxy , i ca n't , i ca n't . i need to find jess . roxy : hey , this is your lucky day . i just saw her . antonio : you saw jess ? roxy : yeah . antonio : are you sure ? roxy : oh , yeah . she was with this dream -- this guy . antonio : wait a second , what guy ? what are you talking about ? roxy : well , they were talking about going to california . or was it new york ? i do n't know , she said something about cal -- no , maybe she did n't . maybe he said california . antonio : just listen to me . where are they ? roxy : they 're in the park , they 're at the front gate , and if you book it , i 'm sure you can catch her . antonio : thank you . roxy : natty ! natty ! [ scene_break ] blair : ok . found her . dorian : oh , starr ! sweetheart , thank goodness you 're all right ! now , so help me , if you ever pull a stunt like that again -- todd : uh - uh , back off , dorian . blair : dorian , i 'll walk you out , ok ? dorian : ok . hmm . blair : thank you . dorian : you 're quite welcome . blair : bye . todd : are you sure you saw margaret in my office ? starr : she was sitting there . she talked to me . i swear she was there , dad . margaret was there . [ scene_break ] nash : no , i 'm not sorry i said it . it 's true . i ca n't change it . i 'm stuck with you . tess : well , i 'm the one who 's stuck . nash : all right , come on , let 's go to new york , pack our bags . tess : we 're going to california ? nash : yeah . hey , why not ? it 'll be an adventure . tess : yes ! [ scene_break ] evangeline : do n't do that ! layla : huh ? evangeline : you 're digging out all the chocolate chips . you always do that , ever since we were kids . layla : yeah , and you used to make us count them . `` one for layla , one for vange , `` remember ? i say every williamson for herself ! evangeline : no , uh - uh , no . layla : mm - hmm ! evangeline : my ice cream ! stop it ! this is when mom would come in right now and yell at us for laughing so loud . layla : it was n't the laughing , it was the singing , remember ? evangeline : mm - hmm . layla : we 'd -- we 'd eat too much , and then she 'd come and yell at us , of course -- evangeline : yes . layla : and then we 'd talk about boys not named john mc bain . evangeline : watch it . watch it . layla : and then we 'd sing our song . remember ? evangeline : uh - uh , no way . layla : that 's it . that 's it ! evangeline : no way i 'm singing a song right now . layla : mmm . ai n't no way for me to love you if you wo n't let me evangeline : it ai n't no way for me to give you all you need if you wo n't let me give all of me [ scene_break ] john : you know , i was thinking that maybe when you 're feeling better , we 'll go up on the roof and look out on the lights . natalie : can we stay up and watch the sunrise ? john : yeah . we can watch the sunrise . evangeline : ai n't no way for me to love you if you wo n't let me it ai n't no way for me to give you all you need if you wo n't let me give all of me i know that a woman 's duty is to have and love her man and that 's the way it was planned oh , but how can i how can i give you all i have if you 're tying both of my hands ? oh , whoa it ai n't no way ai n't no way for me to love you if you wo n't let me stop trying to be someone you 're not i brought you all this pain and paid too much for what i got but if you need me oh , just say , say you do do n't you know do n't you know that i need you ? you it ai n't no way ai n't no way for me to love you if you do n't let me if you wo n't let me let me no way [ next_on ] tess : i want to start our new life together . antonio : jessica 's here . asa : the bun in the oven -- do you want blair to know about it ? blair : todd promised me that margaret was not going to get anywhere near us . margaret : i know exactly what to do .
dorian babysits for blair , and todd , but she has a visitor in spencer . while he is there they discuss a number of things including his interest in blair . while he is there , starr comes rushing downstairs , telling dorian that she had had a bad dream about margaret killing blair and todd . dorian tries her best to calm her down , and orders her back upstairs . but when dorian and spencer are n't looking starr sneaks out , and goes to todd 's office where she sees margaret on todd 's computer . nash and tess have a talk , they both admit that they love each other . they decide to go to california . antonio rushes to the park to find them , but he is too late . john and natalie get closer . he vows that things are going to be different since she is back . evangeline tries to make her sister , layla believe that she does n't love john , or cares what he does .
evangeline : oh ! oh . good morning . cristian : huh . oh , yeah . real good . evangeline : what was i thinking last night ? doubts . cristian : well , doubts i can live with . but any regrets ? evangeline : none . i did n't just spend the night with you , cristian . i want more . cristian : so do i . evangeline : i 'm talking long - term . cristian : oh , `` long - term `` -- what 's that ? forever ? evangeline : would that work for you ? cristian : not just yet . [ scene_break ] starr : dad ? todd : hi , sweetie . how you feeling ? starr : better . where 's mom ? todd : she had to go . she had to do something , i guess . starr : what , like dr. truman ? todd : now , why would you think that ? [ scene_break ] spencer : good morning . blair : hmm . good morning to you , too . spencer : wait , wait . where you going ? blair : i should call starr . spencer : oh -- ok , if you want to . i 'm sure she 's fine , though . todd 's with her , you know ? blair : i should 've stayed with her at the hospital last night . spencer : blair , you know , she was sleeping . there was nothing you could do anyway . besides , i think you deserve at least one night to celebrate your -- our engagement properly , do n't you think ? blair : i still ca n't believe you proposed to me in front of everyone last night . spencer : i did n't embarrass you , did i ? blair : no , you just -- you just kind of took me by surprise . of course i could 've done without todd 's reaction . spencer : well , it just shows everybody what a true idiot that he really is , not that he needed my help . blair : well , it certainly is beautiful . spencer : glad you like it . i know it was a big step for you , blair -- getting married ? and to be honest , it 's a big step for me , too . [ scene_break ] john : let 's go over this one more time . david : oh , let 's not and call it a night -- or day , whatever it is . paige got to go home , why ca n't i ? john : she told me everything -- how she helped your brother deliver margaret 's baby and then she went back with you to clean up all the evidence . david : there was no evidence . margaret was n't dead . john : there might have been something there that linked her to truman . david : well , so what if -- what if there was ? you 've got that photograph on natalie 's cell phone . john : i ca n't use it till i get a search warrant . david : oh , i see where this is heading . john : it 's a good bet you 're not leaving here until you give me something i can show a judge . david : do n't you think i want to help ? look , there is n't -- there is n't any more evidence . and asking for it ad nauseam is n't going to change that . [ scene_break ] rex : hey , antonio . my sister here ? antonio : uh , she 's around here somewhere . rex : thanks . you got a second ? antonio : i do n't . look , i just finished qualifying at the firing range . i got to find bo and fill out some final paperwork . rex : yeah , i heard you 're being reinstated . antonio : see you . rex : but i -- no -- see -- antonio : hey , your brother 's looking for you . natalie : which one ? what are you doing here so early ? rex : i just came from seeing bo about adriana . natalie : you still have n't heard from her ? rex : something bad 's happened to her . i can feel it . [ scene_break ] bruce : rise and shine . breakfast time . did n't know what you liked , so i got a little bit of everything . adriana : i 'm not eating anything you give me , not after you spiked my water , you scum . bruce : i wo n't take that personally . but you have got to keep your strength up . adriana : why ? bruce : i 'll explain a little later , but for now , i 've got things to do . adriana : what things ? why are you looking at me like that ? bruce : cha - cha . even hatred looks good on you . hmm . dorian : what do you want ? bruce : let 's talk ransom . dorian : i 'm not giving you one dime until i 've spoken to my daughter . [ scene_break ] david : john , please understand -- i want to help you . nailing spencer would make my life , or the remnants of it he has n't destroyed . john : got him ! you know what that 's like ? we got him and we ca n't get to the evidence . david : unless you want me to make something up , you 're going to have to look somewhere else for your probable cause . john : yeah , maybe that 's what i want ! hugh : natalie asked me to bring these in . john : thanks . hugh : here . john : thanks . hugh : and this one is mine . john : this guy , man . hugh : i guess he needs it more than i do . here you go , david . david : oh , i get it . am i supposed to be deciding who 's the good cop , who 's the bad cop ? john : you know , i would shut it if you want to see daylight anytime soon . hugh : i heard something about `` probable cause . `` for what ? john : search warrant for truman . hugh : you know what you 're looking for ? why do you want a warrant now , john , all of a sudden ? you must know something ? john : truman 's got a safety - deposit box in his father 's name . there 's got to be a reason why he did n't use his own . hugh : did you write it up and send it to the judge ? john : i did . he did n't buy it . but vickers here is going to give me something to change his mind . are n't you ? [ scene_break ] rex : and now , thanks to dorian , nobody knows where adriana is . natalie : i just still ca n't believe that dorian put her own daughter at risk just to break you guys up . rex : nobody believes it , but i 'm not wrong here . dorian knows who did this . i just -- i ca n't figure out a way to prove it . but i have to . i will before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] dorian : did you hear me ? put my daughter on the phone . bruce : no . dorian : then i 'm not giving you any money until i have proof that she has n't been harmed . bruce : i 'm not asking you to pony up sight unseen . you 'll get your proof , but on my terms . dorian : what terms ? bruce : 10 million , cash , transferred to a numbered account in the caymans . dorian : $ 10 million ? bruce : what 's the matter -- do n't think your daughter 's worth it ? dorian : i just -- i just do n't think i could raise that kind of money fast enough . bruce : well , figure out a way or you 'll never see our little butterfly again . and do n't even think about calling the cops . that 's what 's known in business as a deal breaker . dorian : please . i just want to know that adriana is all right . bruce : well , once you get the cash together , you can ask her yourself . dorian : hello ? hello ! adriana : what are you going to do to me ? bruce : that 's not up to me . adriana : whose decision is it ? bruce : figure it out . adriana : i ca n't . please , just tell me what this is about . bruce : money -- cold , hard cash . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i 'm sorry . i misunderstood . cristian : misunderstood what ? evangeline : last night . i thought it meant that -- cristian : it did . it does . i love you . and you know what ? i think about the future , too . i think about it all the time . but i just do n't think i can have that until i win this title fight coming up . evangeline : what does one thing have to do with the other ? cristian : i want to be more than just an ex - con . evangeline : cristian -- cristian : i want to forget about what i did and -- and i want to start something new with you . evangeline : but you 're doing that . cristian : no , no . right now , i 'm just a bum at the gym . evangeline : no . you 're an incredible artist . cristian : who ca n't sell a thing . evangeline , i win this fight , i get other fights , endorsements , maybe even make enough money to buy my own gym one day , and i want that . i want -- i want something that 's mine , that i earned . i want respect . evangeline : cristian -- cristian : if you 're going to say i already have that , do n't , because i do n't . i have n't earned it yet . but i will , because i 'm going to win that fight , and i 'm going to go from cristian vega ex - con to cristian vega contender . [ scene_break ] todd : so , why do you think your mom 's with truman ? starr : well , because he 's the doctor and she 's really worried about me . todd : mm - hmm . even though you know she knows i ca n't stand him ? starr : well , he 's good doctor , do n't you think ? todd : do you think ? starr : he saved jack 's life . todd : yeah , you keep mentioning that . and when was that exactly ? starr : a little while ago . todd : yeah , like a month ago or a week ago ? what ? starr : i do n't remember exactly . todd : so , how far back can you remember , then ? starr : well , i do n't know . a lot of stuff comes to me , but it 's all out of order . todd : that works . starr : what do you mean ? todd : just you know , you forget what you want , you remember what you want , but it 's a little out of order . starr : dad , what are you talking about ? todd : ah , short man , this whole amnesia stuff -- it 's a scam , is n't it ? i know it 's a scam -- starr : no . todd : to get me and your mom back together . starr : no , i -- todd : you ca n't pull the wool over this man 's eyes . you know you ca n't . hey -- i appreciate it , i really do . i appreciate your effort and i do n't mean to embarrass you , but i 'm afraid it 's all been a waste , honey . [ scene_break ] spencer : i knew it was n't easy for you , accepting my proposal with everyone against us like that , especially todd . he hates us , therefore starr thinks that she does , all of your friends and family blame me for everything bad that 's happened in llanview including asa buchanan 's heart attack and the tornado that hit town . it 's ridiculous . blair : come on , spencer . there are people that think that you 're amazing -- everyone at the hospital . spencer : yeah , well , i have you to thank for that , because you stood by me when everyone else was trying to tear me down . you were there for me , and no one has ever done that for me before , blair . no one . we 've both been married before . when i married paige , i -- i mean , i really loved her , at least i thought i did . and since then , there have been other relationships , but none of them lasted because there was always something missing . and then you walked in to the country club and right into my life . you stopped my heart , blair , and you sent it racing all at the same time , and i promised myself that i would do whatever it took to have you in my life , and i did . blair : so , what did you do to make me fall in love with you , spencer ? i mean , i know i 've asked you this before , but since we 're about to be married , why do n't you tell me the truth ? no lies , no secrets . spencer : ok . you 're right . it 's time for me to be honest with you , as honest as you 've been with me . [ scene_break ] cristian : un desayuno pequeno . evangeline : uh - huh . so you expect me to share equal billing with boxing ? cristian : not even close . but , you know , boxing is a big deal to me . evangeline : yeah . i 'm getting that idea . cristian : hmm . i 'm telling you , there 's nothing like it -- the adrenaline , the rush , you know , seeing the other guy go down for the count while you 're still on your feet standing ? you survived . it 's about survival . evangeline : yeah , that 's who you are -- you 're a survivor . cristian : i was n't always . you know , after hesser and then going to jail and natalie , i think i was ready to throw in the towel . evangeline : well , look at you . you 're still standing . cristian : hmm . that 's why i kept at it , and the more i did it , the better i got till i started to think , `` hey , you know what ? maybe i can go pro , get a shot at being a champ one day . all i had to do was push myself . `` and , you know , it 's not just about beating the other guy . but i think it 's more about keeping him from beating me , not getting beaten ever again . know what i mean ? evangeline : yeah . yeah , it 's the same for me in the courtroom -- fighting for my clients , believing in them , like you and todd , knowing that both of you were innocent and doing everything i can to prove it . cristian : as tough as it was -- evangeline : it made me fight even harder . cristian : that 's it , exactly . evangeline : you see ? we 're not so different . cristian : i could 've told you that . [ scene_break ] john : you sure you 're not forgetting anything ? maybe something margaret said to you in thailand they might be able to use against your brother ? david : i have gone over every conversation i ever had with her over and over . i 've come up with nothing . i even thought maybe she was running cover for spencer , but she was clueless . she did n't even know she had a kid , for crying out loud . you ran into the same brick wall and you 're the great interrogator . john : ok . we 're done . david : that 's it ? i can leave , just like that ? john : unless you want to stick around . david : no , no . i 've overstayed my welcome . looks like you get to finish my coffee . john ? do n't let spencer get away with this . john : i flew halfway around the world to find you when i thought you shot my father . you think i 'm going to give up that easy when i know the guy who did ? natalie : is john finished with you ? david : for now . but we 're nowhere near finished with my brother . [ scene_break ] spencer : hmm ? blair : are you going to tell me ? spencer : what ? blair : what did you do to make me fall in love with you ? spencer : well , you tell me . i mean , it worked , right , whatever it was . blair : oh . spencer : oh , i just ca n't believe it , with everyone against us and especially todd accusing me of setting him up . blair : well , he 's not the only one . spencer : i thought you did n't care what people think . blair : oh , i do n't . of course , i know better than anyone what kind of man you really are . hmm . spencer : what ? just -- just let voicemail get it . blair : could be starr . spencer : come on . blair : hello ? john : it 's mc bain . i got something to tell you . blair : you know , i do n't handle the day - to - day `` craze , `` so if you need that information , you should probably just call the photo editor . john : spencer with you ? blair : that 's right . so , i 'm sorry i ca n't help you . you know , i really should change my damn cell phone number because they keep calling me at `` craze `` and bugging me . spencer : listen , i 'm going to take a shower and i 'm going to order breakfast . you 'll join me ? blair : yeah , i 'd love to . spencer : come on . [ scene_break ] hugh : what were you going to tell blair ? john : i was going to ask her about truman 's safety - deposit box . hugh : do you think that 's where he stashed the murder weapon ? john : i doubt it . hugh : why ? john : hunch . hugh : john , i ca n't get you a warrant based on a hunch . [ scene_break ] rex : we need to talk -- now , about your sister . [ scene_break ] adriana : this is all about money ? bruce : i 'm a little overextended at the moment , and the bill 's coming due from all directions . adriana : i do n't understand . i an , this sounds really horrible , but were n't you obsessed with me ? i mean , what was with all that butterfly stuff ? bruce : i had to make it look like a stalker was after you . adriana : why ? bruce : because that 's what i was getting paid for . but as you can see , it 's not enough . things went south all of a sudden . now i need a major cash infusion so i can get out of this country fast . adriana : i do n't understand . getting paid ? you said rex had nothing to do with this . bruce : he did n't . rex does n't have the kind of cash i need . adriana : so you 've been working for somebody ? you have n't really been stalking me ? bruce : what , you really think i 'm some kind of wacko ? adriana : hello ? bruce : all right . i did do a pretty good job of making it look like some lunatic was after you . even my boss was impress , and she 's a tough one to please . adriana : `` she `` ? you 're working for a woman ? bruce : you really have no idea , do you ? adriana : who would hire you to stalk me and why would they even want to ? bruce : i do n't know -- you could try asking your mother . [ scene_break ] starr : dad , i do n't know what you 're talking about . why would i fake something as awful as amnesia ? todd : just to get what you want , which is your mom and me back together . starr : dad , you 're giving me way too much credit . todd : all right , you can knock it off now . the jig is up , kid . you did have me going there for a second , but then you screwed up with the -- starr : all right , so i told a little white lie . todd : i 'd say it 's pretty big and pretty dark . starr : yeah , but it was worth it if i could get you and mom back together . todd : that 's never going to happen , sweetie . starr : why do n't you just come clean ? that kiss might have started out as an act , but once you got into it , you know you wanted more . todd : does n't matter what i wanted . she did n't want it . and she 's still sleeping with spencer and that 's unforgivable . starr : dad , look , i 'm mad at her , too , but i 'm starting to understand why she did the stuff she did . todd : whose side are you on ? starr : yours , dad . you know that , but you have to admit you 've screwed up in the past . todd : yes . ok , i have . but i never said i was perfect , did i ? and you know , throughout that whole margaret thing , i never stopped believing in your mother . i knew that she could n't find me because she did n't know where to look . and i never stopped loving her . starr : you still do . todd : it does n't matter how i feel . starr : because mom 's going to marry dr . truman ? todd : how 'd you find out about that ? starr : it 's all over the hospital . todd : like a staph infection . starr : i ca n't believe she 's going to do it . todd : well , why not ? she 's been with him this whole time . starr : yeah , but she does n't love him , not like she loved you . todd : she did n't turn him down , did she ? starr : what was she going to do , say no to him in front of all those people ? look , she might be with the guy , but she does n't want to marry him . she ca n't . i do n't care how long i have to keep this act up , but -- who are you calling ? are you going to tell her ? [ scene_break ] cristian : you know , i really should go to the gym . evangeline : hmm . do n't let me stop you . cristian : oh , i wo n't . this is n't good for my legs , you know . evangeline : what ? are you watching `` rocky `` or something ? cristian : no , i 'm serious . boxers or fighters are supposed to abstain for at least 48 hours before a fight . evangeline : it is n't 48 hours yet , is it ? cristian : hmm , i do n't think so . i do n't think it 's even close . evangeline : good . then we better work fast . cristian : oh . [ scene_break ] john : you 're not even going to help me try to get a warrant ? hugh : you already tried and you got turned down for lack of evidence . you got something new to convince the judge ? john : no . no , you know i did n't get anything out of vickers or paige , either . hugh : i 'm sorry , john , but you 're going to have to find something , something , just one shred of tangible evidence . you give me that , and i guarantee you 'll get your warrant . john : i -- [ knock on door ] what ? nora : hello . john : hey , nora . natalie : nora , hi . john : how are you ? nora : hi , natalie . how are you ? hugh , you 're who i 'm looking for . hugh : you -- you look amazing . i ca n't believe you 're getting around so well . nora : yeah ? hugh : can i -- can i get you something ? nora : oh , please , something besides a cooking show . i 'm so sick of looking at them and i do n't do cooking . i just do n't . john : no , you do n't . when are you ready to come back to work ? nora : as soon as the doctor signs my permission slip , you know , so -- got any crumbs in the meantime ? hmm ? hugh : yeah . how well do you know judge hodges ? nora : ha ! hodgie ? we went to law school together . i used to type his papers for him . he still owes me for a few of those . john : how would you feel about calling in that marker ? nora : i do n't know . what 's going on ? hugh : let 's talk . natalie : you 're frustrated . john : forensic training teach you that ? natalie : i do n't blame you , being this close . john : it 's only a matter of time before we nail truman . but i am getting seriously impatient . [ scene_break ] evangeline : 25 , 26 , 27 , 28 , 29 , 30 , 31 , 32 , 33 , 34 , 35 , 36 -- you 're such a showoff . cristian : that 's not showing off . that 's showing off . evangeline : ooh ! that is showing off . i 'm glad you 're having so much fun . cristian : it 's not supposed to be fun . evangeline : what , is it some kind of rule -- if it 's fun , it ca n't be good for you ? cristian : nah . evangeline : it ca n't be cristian : i do n't think that would -- evangeline : not after last night . cristian : uh - uh . evangeline : we 'd be dead . ok , serious . serious boxer , serious training . let 's go . cristian : all right , you want serious ? i 'll show you serious . that 's the big bag . evangeline : really ? cristian : big bag is serious . evangeline : really ? cristian : very serious . come on . i want you to hold it for me . evangeline : i 'll hold your bag for you . cristian : you ready ? evangeline : yeah . let 's see what you got . cristian : you sure ? evangeline : come on . cristian : you 're positive ? evangeline : i can take it . let 's see what you got . cristian : hold on . pretty strong . evangeline : i know . cristian : all right . here it goes . evangeline : oh , god ! come on . cristian : can you take it ? evangeline : yeah , i can take it . cristian : hmm . ooh . pretty good there , huh ? evangeline : i am good . how 's your hand ? cristian : good . i think it 's healed . evangeline : thank god , because you 're going to need it for the big fight . boxer : hey . looking good , vega . i might have to put some bucks on you for the championship . cristian : a sure thing . boxer : yeah . cristian : i 've got everything to win for . [ scene_break ] blair : hello ? todd : yeah , it 's me . starr 's awake and she was asking for you . she wondered where you were since you were here when she fell asleep last night . blair : you did n't tell her about spencer d me , did you ? todd : no , do n't worry . i lied . blair : thank you . i 'll be right there . hey , starr 's awake and she 's asking for me , so i 'm just going to jump in the shower by myself -- spencer : all right . blair : and then i 'll head to the hospital . spencer : it 's ok , i understand . blair : ok . spencer : no worries . hey . we have a lifetime , right ? blair : hmm . [ scene_break ] todd : i wonder how long before your mom tells you what 's going on . starr : she wo n't as long as i keep my act up . todd : she almost did before i walked in last night . starr : are you going to blow my secret ? todd : no . let 's see how she and truman handle it , just for fun . [ scene_break ] antonio : all right . what about adriana ? rex : have you heard from her ? antonio : no . why ? rex : i just thought maybe because you 're her brother , you know , you 're back on the force , that -- antonio : what 's going on ? rex : we were at this beach house together and she ran off because she thought that i hired someone to pretend to stalk her . antonio : now , why would she think that ? rex : well , because somebody did , but it was n't me . they set it up to look like that . they put emails on my computer so adriana would find them , but i did n't do it . and now adriana 's gone and nobody has heard anything from her . antonio : all right . what about dorian ? rex : no -- so she says , but i think she knows more than she 's letting on . antonio : well , maybe she 's covering for adriana because adriana does n't want to talk to anyone . rex : maybe , or maybe adriana ca n't talk to anyone . antonio : ok , look , rex , if you think she 's really in trouble , then you need to tell bo . rex : done . he 's got people looking for her . i just thought that maybe , you know , because you 're her brother and you 're reinstated here -- antonio : look , i 'm on it , ok ? anything you need . rex : thanks , antonio . antonio : all right , and keep asking around anybody else she might have contacted like my mom or cristian , all right ? it 's possible she might have contacted someone and told them not to tell you . rex : let 's hope . if she does n't want to be with me , i can handle that , as long as she 's all right . [ scene_break ] adriana : my mother ? you 're telling me my mother hired you to stalk me ? bruce : you know how much she hated the idea of you hooking up with balsom , right ? adriana : maybe at first , but then she finally accepted it . bruce : oh , that 's what she wanted you to think , but she hired me to make you think you had a stalker , then set rex up to make it look like he was behind it -- oh , so he could be your big hero . adriana : that 's -- you 're making that up . bruce : who do you think planted those emails on his laptop ? adriana : you did , because you 're the stalker . rex had nothing to do with this and neither did my mother . she would n't hurt me . bruce : oh , come on . are you that hurt ? roughed up a little maybe , but not that bad . adriana : well , she would n't have me kidnapped and held prisoner like this . bruce : actually , you 're right about that . but like life , adriana , the plan changed midstream . dorian had no clue i was going to do this or how much it was going to cost her . adriana : you 're asking her for ransom ? bruce : bingo . only 10 million . let 's just hope your mama thinks you 're worth it . [ scene_break ] nora : you want me to call in a favor with a judge to get a warrant with no compelling evidence ? hugh , the safe - deposit box is registered under the suspect 's father 's name . hugh : no , just -- forget i even asked . i just -- i knew it was a tough sell and i figured that if anybody could do it -- nora : oh , god . oh , stop . hugh : you could do it . nora : but it 's not impossible . hugh : you mean you 'll give it a try ? nora : oh . not because of that cheesy challenge . i mean , that was really cheesy . hugh : i know , i know . i 'm sorry , but we 're desperate here . nora : you really think this search is going to net something ? hugh : john seems to think so . nora : let me make a call . [ scene_break ] john : you know , this could -- this could nail truman for framing manning , you know . i do n't know , but i think we got the son of a bitch . natalie : blair and todd can finally get their lives back . john : whatever . i would n't hold my breath on that one . natalie : yeah , well , blair still loves todd or she would n't be taking all these risks . john : i do n't like that , either . natalie : you think blair does ? but when you love someone , there 's nothing you wo n't do for them . [ scene_break ] rex : come on , dorian . just tell me adriana 's been in touch , that she 's all right . dorian : hmm , `` rex balsom . `` what does he want ? [ scene_break ] adriana : you 're sick . bruce : hey , i 'm not the one who set this up . now , that 's twisted . adriana : i know my mother did n't do this , ok ? and i should 've known that rex did n't , either , but he knows i 'm missing and he 's not going to stop till he finds me . bruce : ah , you dumped him , remember ? coldcocked him with a lamp ? adriana : he 's a private eye . he 'll figure out what happened . bruce : see ? i thought of that , so as a just - in - case , i picked up one of these cheap disposables . you 're going to send that lover boy a text message . `` rex , i hate you -- `` rex : `` rex , i hate you . leave me alone . i never want to see you again . adriana . [ scene_break ] blair : good morning , beautiful . how are you feeling today ? starr : better . i do n't remember anything more than i did last night . blair : well , that 's going to come as soon as your body starts to heal . starr : and i figure that once we go home and i 'm with dad and you and jack , i 'll -- it 'll help a lot . blair : well , i do n't know if we 're going to be going home anytime soon , because you 're still not remembering things and we 're going to have to wait to see what the doctors say . you know , all the tests are coming back negative . starr : maybe it 's better if i do n't remember some stuff . you know , it 's kind of cool , like i 'm getting a fresh new start . todd : ahem . blair ? starr : dad , what are you going to tell her that you ca n't say in front of me ? todd : parent stuff , nothing for you to worry about . ok ? starr : ok . blair : todd ? what is it ? i mean , do you have something new , something from the tests or something ? todd : no , no , no , she 's fine , she 's fine . i just want to know , did you change your mind about marrying spencer ? blair : no . todd : huh . blair : you know , why do n't you just -- will you just not start it up again , please ? todd : where 's your rock ? blair : i took it off . we 're supposed to pretend that we 're together , right ? todd : and that 's all ? blair : yeah . what else ? todd : you tell me . you know , i do n't buy this whole thing with you and truman . i just do n't . and i know you , remember ? i just do n't buy this jumping into a marriage just like that . i buy you jumping into his bed like that for sure , but not into a commitment . so why do n't you tell me what the real reason is you 're marrying this scum ? [ scene_break ] david : good morning , good morning . spencer : whoa . what are you doing ? david : well , as you can see , i commandeered your breakfast . i signed for it , and i gave the waiter an outrageously large tip -- somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 % . spencer : oh . do n't do me any favors here . why do n't you just go ahead and help yourself , dave ? david : as if you do n't owe me . spencer : what are you doing here ? david : what do you think i 'm doing here ? spencer : you did n't have anybody to play with ? i do n't know . david : no , spencer , i do n't . i do n't have anyone to share anything with , since you blackmailed me into leaving dorian at the altar . spencer : oh , here it comes . that 's what this is about , what you told me last night about me never marrying blair ? i get it , i see . david : and i thought you never listened to me . spencer : that 's very childish of you , dave . you know that ? david : waiting with bated breath to see my evil brother 's demise ? what 's childish about that ? it 's all falling apart , you know . john mc bain is going to come at you from angles you ca n't even imagine . so at the risk of sounding annoying , tick - tock , doc . [ scene_break ] john : if we do n't get truman this way , we find another angle , whatever it takes to put that bastard away . hugh : nora worked her magic . she called in a couple of favors with judge hodges . natalie : hugh , that is great . hugh : i just hope you find what you 're looking for . john : thanks . i appreciate it . hugh : do n't thank me -- it 's nora . man , it 's great to have her back . [ phone rings ] natalie : rex sent me a text . ahem . look , i know it 's not the gun or proof that spencer shot your father , but the warrant 's something . john : finding proof he set up manning is a start . anything to get this guy off the streets . natalie : is that enough ? john : how much more do we need ? natalie : i 'm not talking about the case , john . i 'm talking about you . you know , you want to put spencer away for shooting your father . but if you ca n't and you can bust him on one of his other numerous crimes that he 's committed , will it be over ? will you still be after spencer 's blood ? [ next_on ] rex : you 're going to help me prove that dorian is behind this stalker fiasco so that we can find adriana . john : cris makes you happy . evangeline : he does . spencer : i will never let blair turn on me . blair : you want to know the truth , todd ? todd : yeah . blair : then i 'll tell you .
bruce comes with breakfast but adriana will not eat it . he spiked her water and she knows he is n't to be trusted . he calls adriana . she will not part with a dime unless she knows that adriana is alive . he will give her the proof but first he wants her to get ten million together to send to an account in the cayman islands . adriana has questions . bruce tells that he is n't the one responsible for her well - being at this point . `` what is this about ? `` he tells that this is about cold , hard cash . starr wakes and asks where her mother is . `` out doing spencer ? `` todd finds the outburst strange and asks where she would get that idea . starr says that the doctor has been nice . after talking more todd realizes that starr is pretending and he laughs , thanking her for it , but also letting her know that it has been a waste of time . spencer and blair are in bed . they talk about their engagement and she asks about what it was that he did exactly to make her his . he offers to be as honest with her as she has been with him . adriana learns that her mother is behind all that has gone on but she ca n't believe it . bruce tells that she just started it and that the kidnapping part was his idea . adriana still ca n't believe it . she knows thought that rex will find her . bruce does n't think that will happen . he gets out his device and starts typing . he sends rex a message `` i hate you and i never want to see you again adriana ' rex receives the message on his cellphone . todd and starr agree to keep starr 's secret a little bit longer . blair arrives to see starr and todd is there . he takes her out of the room and asks her what is really going on with her . she is n't wearing her engagement ring but she maintains that she still is going to get married to spencer . he understands her jumping into bed with spencer , but he knows that marrying him is n't right for some reason . `` what is the real reason for you marrying spencer blair ? `` john knows that there is evidence to be had in the safety deposit box but he ca n't seem to convince hugh to get the warrant . they drag david in to pick his brain some more but he has n't anymore information to give them . nora drops by . she will be back at work soon but for now just wants to hang out and pick up any crumbs that there are at work . turns out that she knows judge hodges whom she refers to as hodgie and she is willing to try to get him to get them a warrant to search spencer 's father 's safety deposit box .
nash : you know him ? roxy : no , but i sure love the way he handles his deck . excuse me , but do you shuffle your women as well as you shuffle those cards ? jared : well , it depends . roxy : huh , i 'll bet . so , like i said before , who the hell are you ? jared : banks , jared banks . roxy : how 'd you know the password ? jared : uh -- nash : he was in the steam room with rex and me . he overheard us . jared : guilty as charged . [ scene_break ] blair : hold it . starr : hi , mom . blair : these are a little too big for jack , do n't you think ? starr : yeah . i guess so . blair : yeah , i guess so , and you know , david -- he 's been gone a long time and anything that he would 've left behind , you know , probably would n't be out by the pool , now , would they ? starr : no . blair : so , who do you think these belong to ? starr : they belong to cole . mom , look , i can explain . blair : oh , i wish you would . starr : when you were at monte carlo night with everybody and it was just langston , markko , cole , and i , we -- we kind of played strip poker . blair : really ? and -- starr : but -- blair : who lost ? starr , you think it 's ok just because there are no adults around that you and your friends can run around the house naked ? starr : we were n't naked , ok ? cole lost . he jumped in the pool , he took off his boxers , and he threw them out as a joke . none of us saw anything , and he would n't come out unless we were all not looking . blair : ok , ok , ok , ok , ok . la - la - la , la - la - la that 's enough , thank you very much . i -- i -- i believe you . ok ? starr : look , cole has been really down with his mom in jail and everything , and last night was the first fun that he 's had in a long time . [ scene_break ] cole : mom , i love you , all right ? i 'm here for you no matter what . hey , mom ? marty : what , sweetie ? cole : no , i 'm -- no , i 'm -- i 'm -- what if -i mean -- i 'm afraid that they might not find out who really killed spencer . [ scene_break ] lindsay : hey . dorian : oh , congratulations to our woman of the year . lindsay : thank you . thank you so much . dorian : ah , i 've made my peace that i 'm going to be the -- yeah -- last- deserving woman who will go to her grave without being anointed . lindsay : oh , that 's fine . it just means you 're a shoo - in for next year . marcie : well , this is your year . lindsay : oh . marcie : you were a phenom and that is why i nominated you . lindsay : thank you . bo : and that was the right thing to do , marcie . lindsay : oh . hey , handsome . bo : hi . dorian : and speaking of the right thing , marcie , why do n't we -- marcie , come . marcie : what -- ok . great . [ bo chuckles ] lindsay : thank you so much . thank you so much for being here . it means so much to me . bo : well , lindsay , come on . i would n't miss it . lindsay : with everything you have going on right now , it just -- it means the world to me . bo : i think pa would want me here , you know ? he always liked strong , successful women . lindsay : uh -- with maybe one exception . [ scene_break ] rex : has john said anything ? michael : you know my brother . rex : yeah -- zipper lips , usually zipped closed , hopefully zipped closed . michael : i do n't know what he 's going to do . you know , usually that guy ca n't hold anything back , you know ? he would 've gone straight to bo , told him everything , and we 'd be dealing with the consequences right now . but -- rex : yeah , i know . he 's obsessed with the truman case . michael : hmm . or maybe just marty saybrooke . either way , he stays preoccupied with this thing long enough , he might figure out that this is a secret worth keeping . [ scene_break ] john : so you killed truman . john : yeah , it 's john mcbain . i 'm at rodi 's and i -- i need to see you . well , as soon as you can get over here . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] rex : every day john keeps the secret about tommy , it 's better for you and marcie -- tommy , too . being todd 's kid would screw up anybody . michael : yeah . hey , thanks for the pep talk , rex . rex : mm - hmm . so , michael , i -- i just do n't see it happening . michael : really ? rex : no , i -- i do n't see how they could make leap frog an olympic event . michael : yeah , yeah , you know what ? i guess you 're right . marcie : hi . rex : i mean , maybe if they made it a winter event on ice , then it would be more interesting . michael : definitely more interesting . hello . marcie : hi . michael : how are you , darling ? [ marcie chuckles ] marcie : i 'm good . how are you ? michael : good . rex : well , i 'm going to go say hey to lindsay . it was nice talking sports with you , bud . see you , marcie . marcie : rex . leap frog ? michael : well , you know , it is rex . i mean , it 's a game where one man stands behind the other man . marcie : huh -- yeah . you know , you two looked really serious when you came in . michael : more serious than olympic leap frog ? marcie : much . is everything ok ? michael : everything 's all right . lindsay : thank you so much for coming . rex : are you kidding ? and you look hot . lindsay : oh . bo : balsom , i agree with you , 100 % . dorian : and so do i . you look marvelous . lindsay : well , that 's -- everybody . rex : i know how much this means to you . lindsay : well , you know that everything i 've done is to honor jen -- you do know that , right ? rex : i know . and if she were here , she would be so proud of you . [ scene_break ] marty : we 're just going to have to accept whatever happens . cole : no . no , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i ca n't accept some killer running loose while you 're being tried for a murder you did n't do . marty : look , it 's out of our hands , sweetie . cole : right . well , looks like the jury selection went kind of good . marty : yeah , yeah . i think tara did a really great job . but who knows what those 12 people are going to think when this is all over ? cole : well , come on . they have to know you 're innocent . marty : let 's hope so . cole : well , i thought john would be there . marty : no , he was with me right before . he actually walked down with me when they escorted me to the courtroom . believe me , he 's been here . cole : no , i -- no , i like him . i mean , i think he 's a good guy , but it does n't look like he 's doing anything to help you . marty : do n't give up on him , ok ? i have n't . [ scene_break ] john : you -- you want one of these ? well , thanks for getting over here so fast , officer . officer : officer of nothing . john : hey , look , i know it 's been tough . officer : well , why 'd you want to speak to me , lieutenant ? i have n't heard one word from the department since the night i was raked over the coals when truman was killed . john : i have a few questions i want to ask you . officer : that 's it ? questions ? `` jump in your car and race over here -- i have a few questions `` ? john : all right , i went over the report . i understand why you might be a little ticked off . officer : go ahead . john : you were the only p.d . on duty that night at the hospital , right ? officer : are you going to ask me those same questions they asked me a hundred times already that night ? look , the guy had me in a chokehold , ok ? truman was a loon . john : you do n't want to help me , do you ? officer : i do n't want to be on unemployment . i do n't want to work security at the mall , and i do not want to lose my pension -- that 's what i do n't want . john : then help me , and i 'll do everything i can to put in a good word with the review board . officer : oh . and that 'll help ? john : it ca n't hurt . [ officer sighs ] officer : all right , what do you want to know ? john : did you see this person at the hospital the night truman was killed ? officer : no . john : are you sure ? officer : yeah -- john : did you ever see them at the hospital ? officer : yeah , yeah , but not then -- a couple of days before , visiting truman . who is that anyway ? john : it 's the person i 've been looking for . [ scene_break ] jared : does it really matter how i got in ? i thought the object was to play cards , and that 's what i 'm here to do . roxy : uh , not exactly because you ca n't just waltz in off the street . somebody has to recommend you . jared : oh , somebody did -- my friend benjamin . roxy : benjamin who ? jared : franklin . nash : oh . roxy : whew . ooh , ooh . jared : she said 5,000 , right ? roxy : that i did . jared : i just want to play , or is cold , hard cash no good here ? roxy : excuse me , blue eyes . [ roxy chuckles ] roxy : boo , melba ! [ laughter ] roxy : hey , how 's it hangin ' , man ? where 's chuckles and floyd ? melba : oh , the buy - in was too rich for their blood . boo : yeah . they got thin blood . melba : yeah . roxy : too bad . melba : who are they ? roxy : `` they `` is the game . so i say we cut a new deck and we start the dealing . melba : hmm , hmm . nash : melba , boo , steam room magoo . roxy : yeah , i would 've loved to have seen him in the steam room . nash : hmm . roxy : all right ? but they got the buy - ins and that 's your buy - in times four . so you want the cash , or what ? nash : five - card stud all right with you guys , huh ? melba : hmm . nash : what do you say ? all right . [ scene_break ] blair : all right . well , i could 've sworn we had a bunch of ice cream in there . starr : not anymore . blair : you and your friends ? starr : sorry . blair : do n't apologize -- we 'll just have to figure out something else . what do you want ? starr : i want popcorn . blair : well , i 'm down with that . starr : `` down with that `` ? [ starr chuckles ] starr : mom , only people from the ' hood say that . blair : ok , well , i 'm down with that , too . starr : so ? how 'd it go ? blair : how did what go ? starr : your date , to monte carlo with dad . blair : monte carlo was good , dad was fine . date -- nonexistent . starr : you 're such a liar . blair : no , i mean , to be honest , your dad and i actually had a really good time . i think all this stuff with miles laurence is -- i do n't know , it 's bringing us closer -- but , you know , as a team , not as a couple . starr : how does that work ? blair : hmm . when your dad and i watch each other 's back , we 're unbeatable , but if we move beyond that -- you know , beyond teamwork -- it 's , you know -- it does n't work . starr : please do n't make me throw up by saying that you had the `` just friends `` talk with dad . blair : shall i get you a bucket ? starr : yeah , well , i 'll believe it when i see it . blair : sweetie , i know that it upsets you to think that your dad and i ca n't be together , but you of all people know how many times that we 've tried and there have been many , many , many times . starr : but do you want dad ? blair : i do n't think i should have that conversation with you . starr : no , i meant , like , do you love him ? blair : you know i love him . i love him very much and i think i always will , but i just -- i ca n't live with him . starr : i do n't understand that . i love cole and i could never live without him . blair : well , i 'm happy for you . starr : but , why ca n't you guys be together ? how can you not be together ? i mean , how is it possible ? blair : i do n't know how to answer that , sweetie . [ scene_break ] marty : well , look , you should get going , sweetie . i mean , they 're going to be down here any minute telling you to leave anyway . cole : all right . well , i -- i guess i 'll go to starr 's for a while . i just feel really uncomfortable at the buchanans ' . it 's kind of depressing . marty : i 'm so sorry you have to be there -- you know , especially now with the funeral and everything . cole : well , i mean , i did n't know mr. buchanan that well , but everybody over there is really sad . i mean , i guess i 'm sad , too , but mostly for you . marty : well , you do not have to worry about me . i mean , they 're treating me very well around here . i have a feeling john had something to do with it . cole : i told you he 's a nice guy . marty : yes , you did . cole : yeah , i 'll have to thank him the next time i see him . marty : oh , well , knowing him , he will probably just deny it . so i will see you tomorrow . ok ? i love you . cole : i love you , too . hey -- try to get a good night 's sleep . oh , i got my class schedule -- mr. shortliffe for english . marty : that 's great , sweetie . i hear he is one of the best teachers . guard : come on . marty : good night . cole : night . man : hey . guard : hey , come on ! rest it ! guard : come on . marty : no ! no ! no ! no ! oh , my god . hell look , somebody . hello , please ! look , i need to talk to john mcbain ! hello , guard ! [ john sighs ] [ phone rings ] john : mcbain . guard : hey , john . i know i 'm not supposed to give a prisoner special privileges like this and all , but marty saybrooke has been demanding to talk to you face to face . john : i 'll be right there . [ scene_break ] nash : whew . bump five . roxy : are you sure ? melba : not me . jared : i 'll see you . boo : what the hell . roxy : what you got , kid ? nash : boat -- aces . roxy : hmm . boo : hmm . jared : you 're on a roll . roxy : and he do n't mean a kaiser . jared : so is that picture your lucky charm ? nash : my wife . jared : oh , of course . i should 've noticed the ring . nash : you did notice the ring . you noticed my wife , too . [ jared chuckles ] jared : very observant . nash : you know what ? i think it 's your turn to deal , unless you want to pick up what you got left and go home . jared : ah . i 'm just getting started . in fact , i 'm all for doubling the stakes . [ melba whistles ] boo : sorry , but i 'm going to have to refrain . jared : what about you ? nash : deal them . [ scene_break ] starr : that 's pretty good . blair : no , i like a lot of extra butter . [ knock on door ] starr : hmm -- oh , my gosh ! i 'm so sorry . blair : you bet . starr : it 's cole . blair : i can see that . starr : hi . hi ! cole : hey . starr : oh . cole : oh . starr : how are you ? cole : good . starr : oh , sorry . cole : hi , ms. cramer . blair : `` hi ! `` [ starr chuckles ] blair : um -- how 's your mom ? cole : uh -- she 's ok . they selected a jury today . blair : good , i hope that they selected a good one . cole : yeah , who knows . starr : you know that it 's going to be ok . cole : well , not for sure i do n't . but i 'm going to have a real hard time with all this until they find out who really did it . [ scene_break ] bo : ah . i 'll let you in on a secret , balsom -- i always dread these woman - of- the - year awards . seems like they always end in disaster . you know , i 'd hate to have to deal with that curse . rex : woman of the year ? i got to tell you , that would -- that would take some pretty intense surgery there , chief , and i still do n't think anybody would ever ask you out . ok , if it 'll make you feel better , maybe some really hard - up guy would ask you out , but -- bo : you really do n't have a clue what 's happened at these award ceremonies , do you ? rex : not really . bo : well , evangeline williamson won the award one year . rex : oh , yeah . see , no -- i do know . uh -- the killing club guy grabbed her and dragged her off . bo : yeah , yeah . rex : bummer . bo : and then the year that rae cummings won , right in the middle of the ceremony , my father stands up and lets everybody know that she 's a man . rex : she was a guy ? bo : no , she 's not a guy , but she stole a guy 's identity and then she changed some of the letters in the name , moved them around , and reinvented herself into this famous therapist , and she treated people , for years , without one single qualification . rex : whoa . all right -- what about when nora won ? bo : uh -- well , nora and i were married at the time , and lindsay decided to let me know and the rest of the world know that nora had slept with this other guy and she got pregnant . rex : ouch . bo : `` ouch , `` yeah -- you can say -- point is , see , anything is possible at these awards . rex : i know lindsay 's had her moments , but ever since jen died , she 's done nothing but think about everybody else . she 's a giver -- end of story . bo : yeah . she has changed a lot . you know , i just -- i want to hear some boring little speeches and some nice -- [ bo claps ] bo : applause , but -- rex : `` but `` what ? bo : nora 's presenting the award . anything could happen . [ scene_break ] dorian : nora , i 'm warning you , i 'm a friend of lindsay 's and if you try to exact revenge by ruining tonight for her , you 're going to have me to answer to . nora : oh , for god 's sake , dorian -- cut the benevolent friend crap . everybody knows you wanted this award for yourself . besides , i -- you do n't have to worry about any revenge . i 'd just as soon shave my head than make a fool out of myself the way lindsay did when i won . dorian : i 'll keep a razor handy . lindsay : i still ca n't believe that john could think you could have anything to do with spencer 's murder . i mean , it 's beyond me . michael : well , you know my brother , you know ? he likes to turn over every stone . lindsay : yeah , but you 're family and that changes everything . michael : i 'd like to think so . [ scene_break ] john : hey , are you ok ? marty : i remembered . i did n't do it . i -- i did n't kill spencer . john : but you remember who did ? [ scene_break ] nash : oh . roxy : oh , i thought you guys would be gentlemen and take it a little easy on the lady . melba : i 'm done , too . roxy : oh , baby , you look like you got a brazilian . nash : how about you ? you out , or you still in for another hand ? jared : ah , go ahead and deal . boo : it does n't do us a lot of good to stick around if we ca n't get in on one of those pots there . roxy : yeah , i know . it was good to see you , and thanks for dropping in . melba : mm - hmm . roxy : i 'll walk you to the door . boo : all right . [ roxy chuckles ] nash : so , you new in town ? jared : you ? nash : no . i own a vineyard here . jared : oh , your vineyard ? you own it outright ? nash : i own enough of it to call it mine . jared : oh , is that so ? i heard you have investors you want to buy out . hence the high - stakes game . nash : you hear that in the steam room , too ? jared : does your wife know you 're betting the farm ? nash : she 's ok with it . jared : oh , well , then why is n't she here to blow on your dice , figuratively speaking ? nash : she 's away at the moment . jared : oh . well , what , are you honeymooning separately ? i hope you got a prenup . nash : so why are you so interested in me and my wife , huh ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : i 'm a little nervous . scratch that . i 'm a lot nervous . marcie : no -- lindsay : yes . marcie : no . do not be nervous . this is going to be great . lindsay : i 'm just worried about what nora 's going to say . marcie : oh -- nora : `` lindsay rappaport is a great humanitarian , a gift to llanview that we should all be grateful for every day -- `` what a load of crock . marcie : excuse me . oh , excuse me . may i have everyone take your seats , please ? thank you . i want to say thank you for everyone being here tonight . this is a very special occasion . lindsay rappaport is being honored tonight for her work in the community . and it 's not just special for her , but for my family , because she 's a very close friend of mine . she 's a part of my family . i -- well , you hear many people say that you do n't get to choose your family members . well , i do n't find that to be true at all . my husband , michael and i -- we 've chosen lindsay to be a part of our family , as well as our adopted son , tommy . he 's such a godsend . and -- well , lindsay is like a second mom to him , and to me . i am honored to be here tonight for lindsay . so , without further ado , tonight , district attorney nora hanen will present the award . so may i introduce nora hanen . bo : do n't worry about nora . lindsay : easy for you to say . nora : thank you , marcie . thank you . hmm . um -- [ nora sighs ] nora : i wrote a speech for tonight , i -- i did , and i was looking at it before i came up here , and it just seemed to have an emptiness . just a lot of flowery words on index cards . so you know what ? just -- i ripped them up . and i thought i would present this award extemporaneously . [ scene_break ] marty : no , no , i do n't know who it was , but you were right . it was n't me . it could n't have been . john : why ? marty : there -- there was a guard and a prisoner right here , and they struggled . guard : enough of that , all right ? hey ! stop it ! marty 's voice : the guard -- he pinned the prisoner against the wall with his forearm . guard : just relax . marty 's voice : and that 's what spencer did to me . he slammed me up against the wall , and he pinned me just like that . he -- he slammed me hard up against the wall , and my head -- i was just so dizzy . and i almost lost consciousness . john : do you remember anything else ? marty : he dragged me out of there , and -- and he threw me on the bottom bunk . spencer : lucky i do n't believe in killing on my wedding day . marty : i ca n't -- i ca n't – marty 's voice : i -- i tried to sit up , but i -- i could n't . my head -- i must have passed out . i did n't kill him , did i ? john : i never thought you did . [ scene_break ] jared : relax , i 'm just making friendly conversation . nash : well , i 'm not here to make friends , i 'm here to play cards . jared : so you can buy your vineyard . nash : exactly . any more questions jared : i -- no . nash : no ? jared : i 'm sorry if i offended you . nash : oh , you did n't . let 's play cards . got any money left ? jared : yeah . nash : good ! because i 'd like to take it from you . j jared : you 're welcome to try . roxy : well , looks like i 'm going to need another bottle of hooch . [ scene_break ] blair : okey - doke . well , i 'm going to leave you guys alone to talk , and i 'm going to go watch the news upstairs , ok ? starr : thank you , mom . blair : you 're welcome . and , cole , your mom and i have definitely had our differences , but i 'm really sorry what she 's going through . cole : thank you . that means a lot . blair : ok . [ phone rings ] blair : ah . i think that 's my ring . it 's your dad . hey , todd . now ? but it 's already started . well , ok . i 'll -- i 'll change , and then you can just drop by the house and pick me up , ok ? all right , i 'll be ready . well , your dad , for some reason -- um -- wants to go to the woman - of - the - year presentation . starr : really ? so -- so he 's coming here ? blair : yeah . starr : well , do you think he 's going to be ok that cole is here ? blair : oh , i think he 'll be fine -- as long as romeo keeps his shorts on . [ scene_break ] nora : lindsay and i -- well , we go way back , you know . we 've celebrated holidays together . oh ! lindsay : for sam ! nora : for bo ! for bo ! oh ! here you go ! you want some ? lindsay : wait -- get away from me , you witch ! nora : we 've gotten down and dirty . lindsay : i got it ! nora : give me that key ! give it to me ! lindsay : no , it 's mine ! nora : and sometimes , you know , she 's needled me and gotten under my skin . lindsay : you wo n't remember anything after i give you this shot . and you will finally be out of my life ! oh ! ow ! [ lindsay coughs ] nora : in fact , the year that i won this award , she was right by my side . [ applause ] lindsay : excuse me , i 'm not the woman of the year . let me be the first one to congratulate you . nora : no ! i want to go home , bo , please . bo : lindsay has n't finished her speech yet , have you ? nora : we 've crossed many bridges together . well , attempted to , anyway . [ tires screech ] nora : yes , lindsay and i have been through a few rounds . ah ! lindsay : no ! nora : and we 're still standing . which is saying a lot . we 've made a lot of mistakes , lindsay and i . we 've corrected them , or thought we had , and -- and made some more . got to say , i admire your pluck . rex : is this a tribute or a roast ? nora : i -- i know that most of you are probably thinking that i 'm a really odd choice to be presenting this award to lindsay . and i never would have agreed to do it if i did n't think that she deserved to be honored . you know , so -- you see , lindsay and i -- we 've had many differences over the years . those that i 've mentioned , and the hundreds of thousands that i have n't . but we do have one thing in common . we love our children . lindsay loved her daughter , jen , more than anything . jen -- jen 's life ended far too soon , and by a monster who does n't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath . the loss of a child is too much for any mother to have to bear . and instead of recoiling into her shell , lindsay rappaport burst forth , giving herself in kindness and generosity to others . well , we 're just very lucky to be in the presence of this woman tonight , in the presence of a woman who no longer takes , but gives . [ scene_break ] marty : everything leading up to that -- it 's getting clearer . i mean -- john : what ? marty : what if i regained consciousness and went back in ? john : did n't happen . marty : how do you know ? how can you be so sure i did n't kill spencer ? john : because i know who did . [ scene_break ] roxy : so is anybody going to say anything ? jared : how much you got there ? nash : depends . how much do you want to bet ? jared : i 'd like to match your stack . nash : you ca n't . you do n't have enough . and i 'm not taking any checks . jared : it 's worth about twice what you got . roxy : let me see that . nash : who do you have a loupe ? roxy : tricks of the trade . oh yeah , that 's the real deal . nash : all right , put it in -- along with the rest of your chips . [ roxy laughs ] roxy : oh , you guys better show your cards before i run out of rotgut . [ scene_break ] cole : i left my boxers here ? wow , talk about bonehead moves . starr : you did n't notice that they were missing when you took off your clothes to sleep ? cole : honestly ? starr : no , lie to me . cole : huh . well , actually , i -- i 've been kind of sleeping in my clothes . you see , i have n't quite figured out how to use the buchanans ' alarm clock . like for instance , last night , i stayed up really late playing with the mp3 player and the charger , so i pretty much just passed out on top of the covers . then i woke up this morning , realized i was late for my mom 's hearing , so i ripped off my old clothes , threw my new ones on , and did n't realize i was missing my underwear till later . starr : ok . well , that explains the boxers , i guess . why do you sleep with your clothes on ? cole : well , actually , i have n't really been doing too much sleeping lately . just , you know , being worried about my mom and all . but yeah , it 's pretty much playing video games , watching movies , and passing out on top of covers . and it 's weird , because nigel even changes the sheets and i do n't even sleep on them . starr : well , why do n't you tell him ? cole : well , i would , but i actually think he likes it . i mean , he 's been doing so much with asa for so long now that i do n't think he has anything to do -- except karaoke with matthew -- all the time . starr : ooh . cole : all the time . starr : he must be lonely . cole : yeah , actually , sometimes , i mess up my own bed just so he can fix it . starr : oh , that 's really sweet . or totally insane . [ starr chuckles ] cole : your mom 's not mad at me , is she ? starr : let 's just say we 're lucky that she found them , and not aunt dorian or my dad . cole : ooh , your dad . ooh . starr : yes . [ starr chuckles ] cole : well , somebody 's on our side , huh ? [ scene_break ] marty : you know ? john : yeah , look , i do n't have hard evidence . that 's why i need you to remember what you saw when you woke up on that bunk . marty : i -- i 'm sorry , i do n't know . my head -- it was -- it was just spinning . i was so out of it . john : you got to think , marty . you got to think hard . what ? what 'd you just remember ? marty : waking up . john : and ? marty : and i saw something . john : in the on - call room ? marty : yes . john : what 'd you see ? [ scene_break ] nora : tonight is n't about the past . it 's about the future . and it 's about this woman who has dedicated herself to giving to organizations designed to help underprivileged mothers and their children . it 's about giving -- and living . [ scene_break ] marty : i got up from the bunk , and i crossed out to the corridor , and i just wanted to get to my car . but i was so dizzy , and -- and then i heard a noise . and the door to blair 's room opened . marty : and i saw -- john : someone coming out ? marty : yes . john : who was it ? marty : it -- it was -- nora : and it is my pleasure to present to you tonight the 2007 llanview woman of the year . marty : lindsay rappaport . [ next_on ] nash : straight . beat that , mr. banks . roxy : oh . miles : i know more about todd 's missing son than i 've said . todd : any idea what your we and lindsay are up there squawking about ? marcie : lindsay , what did you do for me ? john : i have to go arrest lindsay for murder .
blair finds cole 's pair of swimming trunks in the kitchen . starr starts to walk into the kitchen , but when she sees blair with the swimming trunks , she tries to leave . blair tells her to stop and demands an explanation . starr tells her exactly what happened . to starr 's surprise , blair believes her . the `` woman of the year `` ceremony begins . the poker game between nash , jared , and two others continues . john visits marty in jail and informs her that he knows that she had n't killed spencer truman . marty begins to relive the night that spencer was murdered . the poker game continues with one after another being eliminated leaving only nash and jared . jared continues to look at the picture of jessica and nash notices him looking at the picture . cole visits starr and blair and blair gives cole back his swimming trunks . blair gets a call from todd inviting her to go with him to the `` woman of the year `` banquet . marty remembers that it was lindsay that she saw coming out of blair 's hospital room .
david : no , pa , i 'm fine . i can get myself ready . i just want to make sure that you and matthew get here before the ceremony . and bring the garter . i 've got the ring . [ knock on door ] david : that was fast . hey , i got to go . cabana boy : did you need something ? david : maybe you should come in here and ask me that question . cabana boy : did you need ... david : champagne , be -- maybe you should write this down . champagne ; beluga caviar with those little toast things ; a mirror , preferably full length . i need napkins with `` davian `` spelled the traditional way embossed in gold . it 's my wedding day , man . come on ! snap to ! cabana boy : yes , sir . viki : david , is everything all right ? david : viki ? it 's so nice to see you . thanks for stopping by . feel free to hide in the bathroom if you hear footsteps approaching . viki : why ? david : does dorian know you 're here ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , oh ! and the wedding cake -- double check on that . thank you . handle it . oh ! oh , starr , darling . starr : hello . dorian : oh , my dear . oh . you gorgeous creature , you . cole , i 'm so glad to have you here . starr : well , sure . we would n't miss your wedding . cole : it 's nice to be at a family event . i missed too many this year . starr : well , this will be better than graduation . cole : hey , look . llanview 's new super couple . [ scene_break ] dani : oh , i know who he is . he refused to help my dad find my mom . you want to tell me why ? shaun : you get it , right ? destiny : actually , no , i do n't , but you better have a good reason . i have to go get ready . see you in a few ? do n't take no from him . shaun : des ! dani : shaun , you have to help us . shaun : i 'm sorry , but i ca n't . dani : what ? `` you ca n't . `` that 's no answer . [ scene_break ] blair : ah ! eli ! what are you doing ? it 's bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony . eli : there 's been a change of plans . there will be no wedding for us here today . [ scene_break ] price : clarke 's in the cabana with his fiancée . john : does he look agitated ? price : no . he does n't seem suspicious . john : good . keep it that way . do n't let him out of your sight , but do n't alert him either . price : all right , i got you . john : call me back in 15 . kelly : okay , so is price following eli ? does he have him in sight ? john : he 's doing his job , kelly , he 's doing his job . kelly : do you think eli 's gon na try to hurt blair before the wedding ? john : no . no . i 'm worried he 's gon na run if he gets spooked . kelly : you apologized to him . you arrested me . john : i am not sure he even bought that . all right , look , i want this guy locked up today , and that 's where you come in . kelly : i gave you everything that rex and i found about eli . john : yeah . and nora 's gone to the judge with it , trying to get a warrant . kelly : good ! john : not good . she sent me a text . she 's bombing out . kelly : damn it . john , we need more . we need more . we need more cooperation -- john : what we need is a statement from this guy ford , and you 're gon na help us get it . [ scene_break ] dorian : darling , you do look wonderful . langston : well , thank you . look at you . you , too ! dorian : oh , not yet . i 'm not in my wedding dress yet . listen , listen , i 'm gon na need my cramer women with me , so will you please come to my cabana in just a few minutes ? please ? thank you ! i 've got things i have to do . come on . langston : she looks so happy . starr : it 's hard to believe that david vickers does that for her , but he does . james : this place is insane ! langston : well , it 's done up for the weddings . it 's not usually like this . james : yeah . it 's still a country club . cole : hey , james , uh , why do n't we get everyone some drinks ? james : sure . [ starr sighs ] langston : oh , wait . what ? starr : well , you actually brought james here ? langston : yeah ? why not ? starr : there does n't really seem to be a point . it 's not like ford 's here to see it . [ scene_break ] cole : hey . we need to get a few things straight . you showed up at my apartment , hit on my girlfriend -- james : wait . that 's what she said ? cole : yeah , she told me . james : no . i mean , she calls herself `` your girlfriend `` ? cole : she told me what you said , what you did . give it up , james . she 's never gon na leave me for you , ever . [ scene_break ] shaun : dani , i 'm not a detective . dani : yeah , but todd says you 're smart and you know people . you could find her . shaun : your mom left and said she wanted to be left alone . dani : no , no . she does n't know what she 's doing , okay ? she 's scared , and she thinks that this is best for me , but she 's wrong . shaun : you want me to come between you and téa delgado ? dani : yes ! shaun , if you do n't help us , my mother is going to die alone . how can you let that happen ? [ scene_break ] blair : you changed your mind about getting married ? eli : no . only about the venue . do you really feel right sharing a wedding day with david and dorian ? blair : well , not really , but i thought that you could n't wait to marry me . eli : i ca n't . i just feel like we got ambushed by dorian 's decision , and we could n't really say no . blair : you know what ? it will be fine . eli : yeah , well , fine does n't sound like a great wedding day to me . blair : eli , i told you i did n't want a big wedding anyway . eli : but you deserve to be the belle of your own ball , and so does dorian . and anyway , double weddings are a little strange , do n't you think ? blair : well , actually , i do n't really remember the last double wedding i attended . it was kind of a blur . eli : well , then there 's the vickers factor . blair : oh , eli , he 'll behave , i 'm telling you . eli : i 'm not so sure . what about clint buchanan ? what if he shows up with another shotgun like he did at bo and nora 's wedding , hunting vickers ? blair : you really do n't want to get married today , do you ? eli : i just -- i do n't want a circus . it 's david and dorian . blair : i know . eli : you asked if i could handle your big , crazy , wild family , and i can . i can handle anything they throw at us , but i just want one day that is all about my bride . blair : oh ... you 're the best , you know that ? eli : i want to be . blair : oh , you are . mmm . okay , we 'll wait . eli : thanks . no , no , no ! no . blair : but you just said -- eli : no . i do n't want to wait another day to marry you , blair . blair : well , what in the world do you have in mind ? eli : i want the two of us to disappear . let 's elope . [ scene_break ] darren : theodore ? what -- what are you doing here ? price : shh ! man , i told you , it 's theo now , and i 'm working . darren : here ? must be pretty serious work . whoa , is this surveillance ? price : yes . darren : who 's the perp ? price : shut up . darren : do you have a visual ? price : look , i told mom to stop letting you watch those cop shows a long time ago . it 's messing with your mind . darren : it 's just so cool . i mean , you 're like shaft ... without the really great coat . price : leave before i bounce you out of here , darren . darren : going . price : hey . and do n't tell anybody you saw me here . you blow my cover , it 's trouble . darren : do n't worry . surveillance . sweet . ha ! [ scene_break ] kelly : wait , so are you saying that you want me to work ford ? john : listen , i need a statement so i can arrest eli before he gets married . kelly : are you gon na bust into blair 's wedding ? john : well , i could wait till they cut the cake if that makes you feel better . kelly : no , i just -- i feel bad . she thinks i 'm a pain in the butt , too . john : she 'll thank you later . kelly : oh , no . you would think so , but that 's not how it works . trust me . it does n't matter . okay , you know what ? let 's do this . let 's do this . john : yeah ? kelly : yeah . john : let 's go . kelly : feel it . [ scene_break ] viki : it 's all right . dorian invited me . david : to our wedding ? viki : oh , yes , yes . not only did she invite charlie and me , she thanked us . david : did you just hear a rip in the fabric of space and time ? viki : mmm . she admitted that our ... efforts actually brought you and dorian back together again . david : maybe you did . viki : mm - hmm . so i came by in the hopes , david , that you would forgive me , too . david : you had me at my name . viki : oh , david ! that usually works . david : now , you were very conniving and very devious , which i got to say , it was very confusing , viki . viki : yes , i know , i know . and i really am very , very sorry because i hope you know how fond of you i am . but , david , i had to do it , and it worked because you and dorian realized that you belong together . david : is that really what it was about ? viki : mmm , yes . did you think there was something else going on ? david : eh , i thought maybe you were just giving yourself an excuse to act on your long - simmering desire to get me in the sack . [ scene_break ] kelly : okay , nice ! i would like a lawyer ! john : when i 'm ready to process you . kelly : which is when ? you 're gon na hear about this ! you 're gon na read about it in tomorrow 's paper , mcbain ! huh . ford : what are you doing here ? kelly : oh , i 'm waiting to be processed . ford : for what , harassment ? kelly : breaking and entering . ford : figures . kelly : what ? ford : nothing . just you ca n't help sticking your nose where it does n't belong . [ scene_break ] starr : why did you bring james here ? langston : you heard him -- we had a date . starr : it just seems like such a waste 'cause ford is n't even here . langston : i know , but is it a problem ? starr : no . langston : fine . then i 'll keep him distracted since you do n't want to . starr : you 're right , i do n't want to , okay ? because i 'm not interested in james ! [ scene_break ] james : that is what starr said , too , that she 'll be with you forever . cole : okay . james : forever . like a prison sentence . cole : now , pay attention , okay ? james : oh , believe me , i am . i 've seen everything . cole : i do n't know what you think you 've seen , but -- james : you let that nut case , hannah o'connor , take you for a ride , and you left starr alone . ca n't be surprised if she went looking someplace else . cole : you mean when you carjacked her ? james : that 's ancient history . i 'm talking about after that . cole : you talking about that big kiss ? that was all for show . james : keep telling yourself that , cole . there 's something between us . cole : well , starr does n't think so . james : starr does n't want to think so . yet . but she 's already struggling to go through the motions . you see that , do n't you ? cole : look , i do n't give a damn what you think . you stay away from my girlfriend , you hear me ? james : huh . [ scene_break ] kelly : jessica asked me to help her find out if you lied to her , which you had . ford : with good reason . kelly : anyway , i was protecting someone that i cared about . you know what that 's like . ford : me ? kelly : yeah . what are you in here for anyway ? ford : obstruction of justice . kelly : oh , what did mcbain say you obstructed ? ford : i do n't know . ask him . the whole thing 's bogus , kind of like your charge . kelly : oh , no , no . no , no . i am guilty . i broke into eli clarke 's room . ford : you do n't want to mess with that guy . he 's a lawyer . kelly : um , he 's a killer . he murdered my mother ... and a friend who worked at her hospital . he killed a man , a records clerk in boston , because he was giving us some information . he pushed marty saybrooke down the stairs and killed her baby , and i still do n't know why he did that , and he attacked you and made hannah confess to it . ford : so you should n't break into his room . kelly : oh , no , i 'm gon na do whatever it takes because eli has to be stopped . ford : huh . good luck with that . kelly : ford , this is your problem , too . we have to put him in jail . [ scene_break ] judge runyon : come in . what can i do for you , lieutenant ? john : issue a warrant for elijah clarke 's arrest . judge runyon : do you have something that nora did n't have an hour ago ? john : oh , i think you 'll find this compelling , judge . judge runyon : yes . i saw this . nora showed me all this . you have a random group of unrelated deaths by natural causes . john : suspicious deaths . judge runyon : elijah clarke is a respected attorney . john : and clarke is only one of his names . he has 3 that we know of . judge runyon : yes . he changed his name after he was exonerated for his wife 's death . john : first wife . second wife is still missing to this day . that 's because he killed both of them . judge runyon : they could n't prove the first case . you say there 's a second ? john : they never found the body . judge runyon : so you have nothing . john : does n't mean it ai n't true . judge runyon : i need evidence . now , i could maybe -- maybe -- stretch this to give you a search warrant -- john : not good enough . not good enough , judge . it 's got to be an arrest warrant . judge runyon : why ? john : because if elijah clarke is n't put behind bars today , he 'll kill again . [ scene_break ] blair : is this because john and kelly were coming after you ? eli : no . why would you say that ? blair : well , they accused you of being a murderer , eli , and if somebody did that to me , i 'd want to be as far away from them as possible . eli : you know what ? it 's fine . john actually apologized . blair : well , he did ? eli : and he sent kelly to jail for breaking into my hotel room . blair : she what ? eli : apparently so . blair : oh , well , i 'm gon na have a talk with her . eli : do n't , do n't , do n't . blair : well -- eli : she honestly believes that i 'm some kind of maniacal evil doer . blair : well , it 's nuts ! eli : she lost her mother . i can only imagine -- blair : no . it does n't give her an excuse to go after you . eli : i think john is a little embarrassed that he even believed her in the first place . blair : ha . i ca n't believe he really -- he threw her in jail ! she 's in jail ! ha ha ! eli : i 'm sure he 's only gon na keep her there long enough to teach her a lesson . blair : oh , my . welcome , welcome to the circus . eli : now do you understand why i did n't want to get married here ? blair : well , it 'll calm down after today , i promise . eli : will it ? blair : mm - hmm . eli : tell me the truth , blair . does your life ever calm down ? blair : mmm , no . but i kind of thought you liked that about me . eli : i do . i love your life , and i can not wait for it to be our life . blair : mmm . eli : but i want it to start out right , just the two of us . blair : mmm . okay . you know what ? as soon as todd gets back , we 'll start making plans . eli : why do our plans depend upon todd ? blair : well , i told him that i would watch dani , and i , you know , ca n't leave until he gets back . eli : well , where the hell is he ? blair : he went to find téa . oh , go on ! you ca n't be surprised ! you knew that he was n't gon na let her go off alone . eli : okay , well , there is a household full of people who can look after danielle just fine . we 're only gon na be gone for a day or two . blair : oh , my gosh . this is really important to you . eli : this is important to us , blair . blair : all right . then let 's do it . eli : oh , i love you . blair : hmm . i love you , too , so -- so when are we leaving ? eli : right now . blair : wait a minute . we 're not even gon na stay and watch dorian and david 's wedding ? eli : if we stay , then it 's gon na be all about `` why are n't we getting married , too ? `` we 'll steal dorian 's thunder just by being there . blair : you 're right , you 're right , and we both know how much she hates that . okay , so i guess we 'll leave now . [ scene_break ] shaun : why is n't your dad here with you ? dani : he 's out trying to do what we need you to do . we have to find my mom . you ca n't understand that ? shaun : you 're gon na be okay . can i get you some water ? dani : no . shaun : dani , i wish things were different . dani : huh . well , me , too , but they 're not . [ scene_break ] darren : my queen ! looking especially delicious today . destiny : hey , you look good , too . darren : i do , do n't i ? ahem . uh , what 's wrong ? destiny : my brother 's being a pigheaded fool , and i do n't know why . darren : about what ? destiny : dani wants to find her mother . darren : at that hospice or wherever ? destiny : yeah . her dad 's trying to find her , full - out search . they need shaun to help , only he wo n't do a thing . darren : maybe i can help . [ scene_break ] viki : congratulations , david . i never thought you would actually get to this point . david : what 's that ? viki : ready to commit to someone for the rest of your life . david : oh . that 's much later . much later today . viki : david , you are prepared to commit for the rest of your life ? david : do n't say it like that . something about the wording . 2 to 5 with an option to renew , that 's a much -- viki : uh - uh . uh - uh . david : the coward 's way out ? viki : mm - hmm . david : you 're right . i 'm in this for the long haul . viki : sweetheart , the last time you and dorian got this far , you deserted , and she was devastated . david : now , that was not my fault . my brother forced me to leave her at the altar . viki : i know . but that 's not going to happen this time , is it ? david : no . this is the real thing . viki : oh , david , i 'm proud of you ! ha ha ! dorian : david , i did n't know you were entertaining guests . viki : dorian , do n't worry . he 's all yours . i just came by to apologize to david and congratulate him and to give you both very best wishes . dorian : so glad you could come . should i be jealous ? david : probably . there 's not a woman around who 's not gon na be trying to steal your husband . dorian : hmm . will they succeed ? david : i ai n't goin ' anywhere , baby . now , hold on a second . why are you tempting fate ? is n't this supposed to be bad luck ? dorian : only if i 'm wearing a wedding dress . david : oh . dorian : i wanted to make sure that you were here , and well , here is the schedule of the events . and there 's another copy on the mirror in the bathroom . david : like on a movie set . this is so cool . dorian : you 'll want to be on time at the altar . david : of course . dorian . dorian : no distractions . david : like what ? you 're the only thing that i can see today . dorian : really ? david : i 'll show up . dorian : are you sure ? david : there 's not a doubt in my mind . david : somebody would have to kill me to keep me away from that altar . [ scene_break ] ford : i do n't have to do anything . kelly : you think that 's gon na keep you safe ? your brother safe ? ford : i ... i 've nothing to say . kelly : you 're the oldest , right ? i mean , you 're james ' big brother ? ford : yeah , well , not much of one . he 's already been through enough trouble lately . kelly : so ? you want to do right by him . ford : yeah , and for once i can protect him . kelly : and the only way you 're gon na do that is by not keeping quiet . ford : look , it may not help you , but i have to watch out for james . kelly : it 's not gon na work . it 's like blackmail . no matter how hard you try to keep eli happy , it 'll never be enough . have you taken a look at the list , how many people this man has killed ? ford : you do n't know that . kelly : ford , we do know . this guy has killed people because they get in his way . that 's all the reason he needs . and no matter what , he is gon na come after you and your brother . and the only way you can stop that is to put him in jail , and you 're the only one who can do that . [ scene_break ] judge runyon : so you do n't want a search warrant . john : i do n't need one . judge runyon : i see on the docket that kelly cramer was arrested for b & e at the palace . would that be elijah clarke 's room ? john : yeah , she confessed . judge runyon : and now all of this evidence comes in the back door . john : as you know , judge , evidence gathered in one investigation can be used to prove another crime . judge runyon : you 're taking a chance on appeal . john : we do n't pick up clarke today , there ai n't gon na be a trial , judge . there ai n't gon na be an appeal . you know what you 're gon na have ? you 're gon na have more dead bodies . we need that arrest warrant , and we need it now . judge runyon : get me a witness of some kind . john : it 's all right there . listen , look at this . hannah o'connor . she saw elijah clarke push marty saybrooke down a flight of stairs . judge runyon : she 's in st. ann 's . john : she still knows what she saw ! judge runyon : i do n't think she 's gon na hold up -- john : you 're not listening ! you 're not listening ! this son of a bitch pushed marty down a flight of stairs ! he killed her unborn child ! my child ! and he walks if you do n't do anything . judge runyon : this is too personal for you , lieutenant . you should n't even be on the case . john : clarke knows we 're looking at him . he already pushed his wedding up to today . once he gets another rich wife ... what do you think happens ? [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] dorian : honey , please . why are n't you dressed yet ? blair : hey , dorian . dorian : why , our guests have already started arriving . blair : you look happy . dorian : i am . okay . tell me what 's going on ? blair : i 'm not getting married today . dorian : what ? oh , do n't tell me that s.o.b. -- blair : no , no , no . it 's nothing like that . in fact , elijah thinks every bride should have her own special day , and i want all eyes on you . dorian : what ? blair , darling , it was my idea to have a double wedding . really . and david wants it , too . blair : oh , we both know how much he wants to share the spotlight . dorian : oh , he 's really very fond of you . and i promise you , he 'll behave . blair : yeah , what fun is that ? this is your special day . yes , soak it up . you deserve it . [ scene_break ] starr : you should try to have fun with james . langston : seriously ? that 's what you want ? starr : he 's a decent guy . he 's completely different from his brother . langston : well , that 's good to know , but you 'd really be okay with that ? starr : why not ? [ scene_break ] cole : why do n't you get out of here and leave us alone ? james : i have a date for the wedding . it 's all good , cole . relax . cole : so you 're into langston ? james : she 's a nice girl . cole : i thought starr was the one for you . james : it 's just a date . cole : right . you know , you 're no better than your lowlife brother . james : you back off of bobby . cole : he 's a sleazy user , and you 're just as bad . james : i am nothing -- cole : ford is scum . james : no . cole : he ruined langston 's life -- james : watch it . cole : and you 're trying to fi -- james : shut your mouth ! cole : you know , your whole family 's nothing but -- james : i mean it . shut your mouth right now . cole : shut my mouth or what ? james : i am so sick and tired -- shaun : hey , hey , hey ! what 's going on ? hey , cole . breathe , breathe . what are you doing ? cole : taking out the trash . shaun : oh , no , no , no , no . you 're at a wedding . look at those fine decorations . soon , the appetizers will be coming out . shrimp on a stick . that 's my favorite . how about you , cole ? cole : he 's here to cause trouble . james : i 'm langston 's date . shaun : what did i tell you ? langston : hey , what 's going on ? shaun : oh , nothing . we 're just enjoying a fine day . tell your boys if they want to fight here , it 's gon na be with me . starr : what are you fighting about ? cole : nothing . james and i did n't agree on the drinks . james : yeah . starr : okay . come on . really , tell me . cole : it 's nothing , okay ? we kind of got into it , but it 's over now . starr : i told you there 's nothing to worry about , okay ? james means nothing to me . cole : i just wanted to make sure that james knew , too . [ scene_break ] destiny : you 're gon na help dani find her mother ? darren : yeah . destiny : you 're not a detective . darren : my brother is . destiny : you mean theo ? darren : yes . gold shield detective with the lpd , right - hand man to john mcbain . destiny : you think he 'd help us ? darren : as soon as he cracks the case he 's on . destiny : which is what ? darren : ca n't say . it 's classified . destiny : but you know . darren : i ran into him here . destiny : and he told you top secret information ? darren : i can be trusted . destiny : tell me . darren : he 's got some serious criminal under surveillance . so if you see my brother , just pretend you did n't , okay ? [ scene_break ] judge runyon : i do n't share your certainty that elijah clarke is the serial killer you claim . john : you do n't have to be certain . it 's just a preponderance of evidence . judge runyon : and the guy walks on arraignment if you ca n't meet the burden of proof . john : i 'll have it . help me do my job , and i 'll have it . judge runyon : i 'm trying , but you do n't have probable cause . john : why ? 'cause you do n't find the o'connor girl credible ? is that it ? what about robert ford ? you take his word ? judge runyon : he swore that hannah attacked him . john : that 's 'cause he 's scared . he 's coerced , just like hannah . it 's a pattern , judge , and it will hold up . judge runyon : do you have a statement from mr. ford ? john : i did . clarke got to him and he threatened him and he recanted . listen , i 'm working on it right now . judge runyon : get me a signed statement from robert ford , and i 'll give you a warrant . [ scene_break ] ford : all right , can you prove anything you 're saying about elijah clarke ? kelly : some of it . ford : yeah , but not enough to put him in jail , let alone convict him . kelly : are you listening to me ? that 's why we need you . ford : me ? a guy who 'd be contradicting everything he already told the police . kelly : you would be telling them the truth . that would be enough . ford : no , thanks . kelly : are you not tired of people treating you like a bad smell ? ford : yeah , actually , i am . kelly : well , then , here 's your chance to change that . for once , you could be the hero . you could be the guy who 's not afraid to stand up . you can put eli clarke in jail and get some respect . you 'd be doing the right thing . [ scene_break ] langston : maid of honor 's here ! starr : maid of honor number 2 . mom , you 're not even dressed yet . blair : there is only gon na be one bride today . dorian : do n't look at me . it was n't my idea , and i only just heard . starr : no , mom . did you and eli break up ? blair : no , silly ! it 's nothing like that . dorian : your mother thinks i need my own day . i tried to tell her i did not , but she does n't listen to me . blair : you do need your own day . it will be better this way . langston : i completely agree . that means more weddings . starr : yeah , did you guys set a date ? blair : today . we 're eloping . starr : you 're what ? langston : wait , that 's not fair . dani : wait , you 're leaving ? dorian : this is news . starr : you do n't want us at your wedding ? blair : of course i want you there . i 'd love to have you -- dani : you ca n't just run off . dorian : you never said anything about eloping before . blair : well , i did n't know it was gon na cause such a commotion . dorian : sure , you did . starr : you would be okay getting married without me and jack and sam there ? langston : yeah , could n't you wait ? dorian : and you 're gon na miss my wedding . blair : okay , everyone , just listen . i would love it to have all of you there . i would love to have a big , fat cramer women wedding , but there is another man in this picture here , and it 's elijah , my fiancé , who does n't really have a big family , and he 's only made one request . starr : whoa ! does he have a problem with our family ? blair : no ! he loves every one of you . he just has n't been married before , so this is actually a really big deal for him . okay ? he has n't asked for very much . and i think he 's like bailed us -- maybe each one of us -- out of a lot of trouble , right ? dorian : true . blair : so i am going to give him this . and i promise , i 'll let you throw us a huge celebration when we get home , okay ? dorian : okay . langston : well , now you 're talking . blair : it 's gon na be fun ! starr ? starr : congratulations . blair : yes . there 's my girl . and dani , i 'm only gon na be gone a day , sweetie , so you can call me if you need me , all right ? dani : well , i wo n't need to . blair : sweetie , we 're all family here . you can count on us . we 'll look after you . dani : is this a cramer woman thing ? dorian : you bet . we cramer women look after each other . blair : and look how happy dorian is right now . langston : she looks radiant . dorian : ha ha ! well , that 's what love does for you . blair : man , you and david have come a long way to get to this day , actually . dorian : it 's made it all the sweeter . blair : i think we need to make a toast . grab a bottle . there you go . dorian : oh , it 's sparkling water . yummy . blair : there you go . okay , everybody . dorian : be careful opening it . water can spot silk . blair : okay . here we go . langston : it 's all good . blair : to true love . may it always last . and to dorian and to , uh , david [ cough ] vickers . it kind of gets stuck in my throat . dorian : hey , hey , play nice . watch me . ha ha ! to elijah and to blair . may they have a long and happy life together . blair : thank you , dorian . and now ... to these beautiful young women . just know that you can always count on the women in this room to take care of you no matter what . langston : to cramer women ! oh ! blair : there we go ! [ all talking at once ] starr : oh ! dorian : i needed that more than a ... blair : aww ... [ scene_break ] cole : hey . truce , okay ? shaun 's right . it 's a wedding . james : i do n't want to fight . cole : stay away from starr , and there wo n't be one . james : i have a date . cole : yeah , you do . so we 're clear . james : yeah , cole . i 'm warned . man , i do n't have to do anything . you 're messing it up with starr all by yourself . i just have to sit back and wait . [ scene_break ] eli : hey , destiny , darren . is david in the cabana ? destiny : i do n't know . darren : i think so . eli : great . i better go get ready . you guys have fun at the wedding . destiny : we will . congratulations . eli : thanks . price : look , darren . take destiny and get out of here right now . darren : what 's going on ? price : do it , and do n't come back for any reason until you hear the coast is clear by me . you understand ? go . [ scene_break ] david : ah , i did n't hear you come in . hello , fellow groom . eli : hello , david . david : the dressing room 's all yours . as you can see , i 'm ready . eli : well , i came to tell you that there 's been a slight change of plans . blair and i will not be getting married today after all . david : you dodged a bullet . good move . up top , right ? eli : wrong . what i mean is , we are flying away to get married . david : oh . how romantic . i 'm sure you 'll both be very happy . eli : thanks ... or not . anyway , you and dorian are the whole show today . david : oh , then i better look extra good . [ zipper ] [ scene_break ] john : i 'm working on the statement from robert ford right now . judge runyon : good . when you have it , bring it back -- john : it 'll be too late . judge runyon : i need something concrete . john : then i 'm picking him up now . judge runyon : mcbain ! john : jaywalking , indecent exposure . what the hell , i 'll make something up . judge runyon : and expose this city to a wrongful arrest suit ? john : i do n't care . judge runyon : you 'll be the one who ends up behind bars ! kelly : i got it . i got it . your honor , this is a signed statement from robert ford . john : you got it all ? kelly : he id 's elijah clarke as his attacker . judge runyon : give me the warrant . john : you need a pen , judge ? we got him . [ scene_break ] price : yeah , this is price . i think we got a problem . my brother 's a guest at this wedding , and he said something i think clarke may have overheard . so it 's possible he knows there 's a tail . yeah , for now we 're good . he 's in a cabana with vickers . and i have a visual on the only door in or out , so he 's not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] david : think it 's too late to get roxy over here , put me through the works ? wonder if she does house calls . say , i 'm a little short on cash , eli . could you loan me a c - note ? i 'm good for it . you can ask blair . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , make sure they take lots of pictures ! dorian : oh , i will . ha ha ha ! honey , where 's eli ? blair : you know what , i do n't know . i told him i would be here waiting for him when he was ready to go . dorian : oh , he probably wanted to give us some alone time . blair : oh , he 's good that way . dorian : yes , he is . just thinking about where we were last summer . viki 's wedding . blair : oh , come on . you really want to go down that road ? dorian : no , i do not . ha ha ! just think , the next time we see each other , we 're both gon na be married ladies . [ scene_break ] destiny : i 'm sorry about shaun . i do n't know what 's up with him . dani : he does n't want to help . destiny : that 's not it . he has this look on his face like he 's trying to swallow his tongue trying not to talk . do n't worry . i 'll dog him after the wedding . dani : no , just forget it . i ca n't waste my time on him . i have to find my mom . [ scene_break ] cole : so it 's just your aunt dorian ? starr : do n't worry . i 'm sure it will still be quite the show . let 's enjoy it , okay ? cole : sure . starr : do you know what i mean ? no hannah , no james . cole : sounds perfect to me . [ scene_break ] langston : it 's never gon na happen . james : what ? langston : starr 's with cole . end of story . james : now i was just thinking how great it is to be at a fancy wedding with a beautiful date . langston : oh , you were , were you ? james : come on , let 's just have a great time today . langston : works for me . [ scene_break ] ford : did you get the warrant ? kelly : eli 's going to jail thanks to you . ha ha ! ford : can you keep this out of the paper , please ? kelly : i will try . i will try . you know what , ford , you did the right thing . john 's arresting eli right now . [ scene_break ] john : price , where are you ? i 'm on site . backup 's on the way . police ! open up ! clarke , i know you 're in there . we have a warrant for your arrest .
david is getting ready for his wedding and boasting . dorian is doing the same . john and detective price are ready to find eli and arrest him before it 's too late . john knows that robert ford is their key witness who can testify against eli . yet , he knows that eli has gotten to robert and caused him to chicken out . so he takes kelly down to the station and locks her in the room with ford where she persuades him to do the right thing and help the cops nail eli by writing a sworn statement . yet , eli is very clever . he overhears destiny and daren talking to dani about how if destiny 's brother shaun wo n't find her mom for her , then maybe daren 's brother , the cop can . eli knows that price is looking for him . he persuades blair to elope with him . and we wonder if the cops will be able to stop him in time .
bo : morning , pa . viki : there we go . nigel : your breakfast is ready , sir . clint : i 'm not hungry , thanks . viki : nigel , leave the tray , please . he will eat . warden 's orders . clint : what are you gon na do , put me in solitary ? viki : there 's a perfectly lovely cold , dark cell at statesville , if you do n't like these arrangements . clint : you just took me in so you could boss me around , did n't you ? viki : no , but it 's a lovely bonus . clint : ah . viki : you 're in a mood today . clint : i do n't like it when people leave . [ scene_break ] joey : so , young lady , are you all packed ? kelly : yes , it is all in the foyer . joey : kelly , are all your bags gon na fit in the car ? kelly : of course . it 's a big car . i 'll be over soon . joey : we 're really doing this . kelly : we really are . joey : we 're moving to london . [ doorbell rings ] [ doorbell rings ] kelly : ca n't wait to see zane . i 'm so excited to start our life together . how about you ? joey : me too . kelly : it 's gon na be great . [ scene_break ] viki : i 'm going to miss joey as well , but i 'm very , very grateful we had him with us as long as we did . clint : you always look on the bright side , do n't you ? viki : well , i have to try . come on , we have natalie and jessica here and our grandsons . we 're lucky to have them so close . clint : that 's true . viki : and now you have a chance with rex and shane . clint : i already gave them my house and my money . what else am i supposed to give them ? viki : a chance . clint : a chance . they kicked this family to the curb , nigel included . nigel : actually , i 'm quite comfortable here . clint : do n't hold your breath waiting for some big reconciliation . i 'll be seeing pa before that happens . [ scene_break ] rex : thank you for the ride . natalie : want to get some breakfast ? rex : that 's ok . you really do n't have to worry about me . natalie : rex , i 'm your sister . it 's part of the job description . i know that you 're disappointed . you were hoping to get some news about gigi . rex : actually , the trip was n't a total bust . [ scene_break ] kim : good morning . looking good , girl , like you do n't have a care in the world . me ? i tossed all night , and not in a good way . i had a visitor at the pony . rex balsom . do n't get too excited . i did n't tell him anything . [ scene_break ] dorian : senator dorian lord . madam senator . ohh ! david : dorian ! get in here , baby . dorian : darling , i have the most amazing news . david : so do i , but first , a traditional swedish breakfast . you got your smorgas . gurka , skinka , notkott , and the best knackebrod caviar money can buy . dorian : oh , i already splurged on a brioche . what is all this ? david : surprise ! we 're moving to stockholm . dorian : moving to stockholm ? david : yeah , it 's in sweden . home of salty fish and easy - to- assemble furniture . dorian : i ca n't move to stockholm . david : of course , we can . the long winter nights -- they 're great on the skin . dorian : but our lives are here . david : not for long . your sugar daddy 's gon na take care of you in style now . dorian : in sweden . david : ja . i got a movie , baby . say `` hej da `` to llanview . [ scene_break ] joey : let me call you back . something just came up . kelly : yeah , do n't worry about it . i have a thing here , too . i 'll see you later . john : a thing ? that 's what i am now , a thing ? kelly : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . what 's up ? john : i guess i 'm here to see the mayor . [ scene_break ] dorian : you got another film role ? david : as if you 're surprised . it ai n't a film this time , baby . it is a movie -- a big - budget , summer tent pole movie . there 's gon na be action figures and fast - food toys . dorian : incredible . what 's the movie ? david : i do n't know . i forget . something about a comic book , i think . the bigger picture is , there 's gon na be skyscrapers with my image . codpiece and cape . amazing , right ? dorian : i 'm speechless . david : this is our dream come true , right ? [ scene_break ] joey : what are you doing here ? aubrey : how are you , joey ? joey : fine . aubrey : have n't seen you around . joey : yeah , well , i 've been busy . aubrey : i heard about your dad . that 's great -- joey : like i said i 've been busy , so ... aubrey : luggage . going on vacation ? joey : actually , i 'm moving away for good . [ scene_break ] david : why are n't you jumping ? i figured knackebrod caviar and blockbuster morning sex to celebrate . dorian : this ca n't be happening . david : it 's too perfect , is n't it ? dorian : not exactly . david : you 're right . there 's a couple conditions . you 're banned from the set . but bev , she negotiated the presidential suite for us and all the spa treatments you can handle the entire time we 're there . dorian : that 's not the problem . there are career considerations . david : we 'll be gone a couple of months . you can mayor via video chat . dorian : the united states senate does not allow voting online . my country has called me . i have answered . i 'm going to washington , d.c . [ scene_break ] kelly : dorian 's inside with david . she asked for some space . something 's up with them . john : what 's with all this ? kelly : i 'm moving back to london . [ scene_break ] natalie : what did i miss ? rex : after you left , i finished my drink and i was about to leave , and they announced the next act . natalie : what about it ? rex : her name was gigi . [ scene_break ] kim : oh , the nurses here do n't know a cuticle from a catheter . we 're done talking about rex . you were always such a broken record about the guy . you know i was never really a fan . he has n't changed much . i could n't get two words in about sierra rose before he started interrogating me . it sounds like she 's doing really good . sounds like kyle and fish are taking good care of her . then he would n't shut up with the questions . no , i did n't say anything to rex , but he did have some news for me . bad news . about clint . [ scene_break ] viki : you are alive because of shane 's mother . clint : you think i do n't remember that every day of my life ? viki : shane could use a little comfort right now . he does n't have much family . before rex , he only had gigi , and they both need family now -- their family , which is this family . clint : we are not much of a family anymore . viki : how can you say that ? just because joey 's leaving town ? nigel : sir , your breakfast will be quite cold . as it should be , sir , especially today . viki : oh , clint , i 'm so sorry . i completely forgot today was the anniversary . clint : 4 years ago . it feels like yesterday . [ scene_break ] bo : it seems like 40 years that you 've been gone , pa , and not just 4 . i wish that you were just hiding out somewhere , just hoping that i 'd forget about that arrest warrant that i had in my pocket for you on that morning that ... that you did n't wake up . but you know what , forget it , because if there was a miracle , if there was just some way that you 'd come back to us , then i 'd look the other way , 'cause we all miss you so much . and go figure . because i 'm sure you 'd hurt us . and then we 'd get past it , but that was because of the way you always -- you always took care of us . and i 'm sure that you would n't be real happy to know what a lousy job we 're all doing keeping things together without you . bet you have a few thoughts on the subject . you know something ? whatever they were , we 'd take it . we 'd just listen 'cause we need you , pa . i need you . [ scene_break ] dorian : it 's just an interim appointment to finish out his term . david : what happened to the old guy ? dorian : uh , the story 's gon na be he wants to spend more time with his family . david : ah , a scandal , huh ? what is it ? public bathrooms ? high - class hookers ? lewd online photos ? dorian : two out of three . you really have n't heard about it ? david : i do n't watch the news or any other scripted program . dorian : the deputy mayor is going to be taking over for me , because i 've been asked to run for that senate seat in november . senator dorian lord . sounds good , does n't it ? david : i kind of liked the sound of dorian cramer lord buchanan , executive producer of vickeroshi productions . dorian : hmm . david : what does this mean to our partnership ? [ scene_break ] viki : i 'll take some flowers to his grave for you today . clint : oh , no need . damn gravesite looks like a gangster 's funeral most of the time , thanks to renee . she always makes sure there 's a big pile of flowers on it . besides , you ca n't go anywhere . we 're too busy shipping off our son to the other side of the world . viki : clint , he 's going to london , not outer mongolia . clint : might as well be to me . i ca n't even step off the front door , much less get on a plane . nigel : sir , my cousin neville ensures the mayfair extension of the family is always cared for . he 'll do right by master joey . clint : i appreciate that , nigel . viki : nigel , you know that clint likes to do the looking - after himself . but joey 's got kelly now . clint : i hope he 's smart enough to hold on to her . viki : they 're going to be fine . they 're perfect for each other . clint : they were always perfect for each other , but that did n't stop him from getting his head turned by that gold - digging little tramp . [ scene_break ] aubrey : you 're moving . joey : back to london . aubrey : i thought you liked being near your family . joey : i do , and i have family in london . aubrey : of course , . it 's just -- i remember the first night we met the way you talked about llanview and everyone here . joey : i 'm going back there for a fresh start . aubrey : then i 'm glad i came by today . joey : aubrey , i really do n't have time -- aubrey : it 's time you had this back . [ scene_break ] kelly : i knew when i saw zane earlier this summer , i ca n't be this far away from him anymore . john : yeah , i get that . you gon na say good - bye ? kelly : i was trying to keep a low profile . i know you do n't like those mushy good - byes . john : thought you 'd save me the grief ? kelly : yeah , exactly . i did n't want you turning into a blubbery mess . that was the reason . john : it could still happen . kelly : ha ha ! john : but i think i can hold it together long enough to wish you and joey good luck . kelly : you heard ? john : he 's going with you ? kelly : do we get your blessing ? john : no , but if , you know , he 's good to you ... is that why you did n't tell me ? kelly : i knew that you would have your opinions . john : yeah ? i might say something like you deserve better ? kelly : yeah , something like that . john : you do . better than him . a lot better than me . you deserve the best . but if he makes you happy ... i 'm still not totally sure about a grown man named joey , but -- kelly : ha ha ha ! joey : i guess that means you two are the real deal . kelly : just like you and natalie . you belong together , john . [ scene_break ] natalie : rex , are you saying that you saw gigi stripping ? rex : not my gigi . natalie : ok . so maybe it was just the name . delphina was picking up on some random stripper . rex : except it was n't really her name . it was just her stage name . natalie : how do you know ? rex : i talked to her . natalie : so ? you 're holding out on me . rex : i do n't think you need delphina . natalie : come on , rex ! i went all the way to kentucky for you . i ate at a stripper buffet for you . rex : i promised i would n't say anything . natalie : you promised a stripper -- rex : all right . it was kim andrews . [ scene_break ] kim : my cowboy had a heart attack , a problem he could n't buy his way out of . can you see it ? clint with tubes and wires coming out of him ? oh , my god . he almost died . what if he had , still thinking i was some stupid tramp ? like i ever would have left him on my own . that david vickers is a son of a bitch for making me leave him . [ scene_break ] dorian : now that `` vicker man `` is done , i need a new challenge . david : so you 're going to the senate ? what kind of challenge is it to hang out with a bunch of crooks ? dorian : oh , david , really ! i feel that i can make an impact , and with you by my side , i will . david : so , you want me to go with you . dorian : absolutely . what would i do without your opinions , your vision ? david : that usually ends at my choice in dinner jacket . dorian : the voters will want to know that i have a stable home life . david : dorian , how dare you . you have called me many horrible things in the past , but ... stable ? dorian : you 'll be superb at it . david : i 'm more comfortable in a cape and codpiece . you 're asking me to give up my dream , you know . dorian : if i move to stockholm , you 're asking me to give up my dream . david : so where does that put us ? dorian : one of us is going to have to make a sacrifice . well ? david : i 'm waiting . [ scene_break ] bo : renee ? renée : hope i 'm not interrupting . bo : oh , get over here . [ scene_break ] david : are we doing the `` who blinks first `` thing , 'cause i 'm better at `` rock , paper , scissor . `` dorian : i 've been offered the chance of a lifetime . david : yeah , well , what about me ? movie careers are short , you know . there will always be 100 senators . literally . dorian : we need more women in the senate . our voices need to be heard . besides which , i 've got a health care plan that really will work . medicare , medicaid -- david : can you fix my sag insurance ? they wo n't cover reflexology . dorian : if you want it , you 've got it . david : all right , i 'm in . you should go . those people in washington , they need you . this whole country needs you . you should definitely go . dorian : oh ! but what about sweden ? david : forget sweden . forget hollywood altogether . you 're gon na have the hottest hill husband in town . dorian : oh , you would be the hottest . david : i will be . dorian : you are the hottest man on the planet . but really . you 'd give up your hollywood dream just to be with me ? david : why not ? anything i 've ever done without you was n't any fun . dorian : just when i think i ca n't love you more . david : so when do we go ? dorian : we do n't go . you 're not coming to washington . david : did n't you just hear what i said ? dorian : yes , i heard what you said , but if you come to washington , we might as well get divorced right now ! [ scene_break ] joey : that 's your engagement ring . aubrey : that you gave to a woman that you loved and wanted to marry . i 'm not that woman anymore . joey : be that as it may , it still is your ring . aubrey : no . i should have given it back to you months ago . joey : but you did n't . aubrey : i felt like keeping it was keeping you . i 'm sure you wondered about it . joey : actually , to tell you the truth , i 'd pretty much forgotten about it . aubrey : well , i did n't . every day , i 'd look down at my hand and think , `` i should bring this back to him . just let it go . `` it sounded so hard , but the alternative was worse . joey : keeping it ? aubrey : pawning it . joey : wow . aubrey : the job market in llanview is not so great these days . i hope you will be very happy in london . do you know what you 'll be doing ? joey : we 'll figure that out when we get there . aubrey : we ? joey : yeah . kelly and i . we 're going together . [ scene_break ] john : do n't you have a plane to catch ? kelly : so now you want to get rid of me ? hmm . john : i would n't say that . kelly : john , you can make this happen with natalie . you were hurt , and rightfully so . but hey , are you really ready to move on without at least trying ? john : she made her choice . kelly : you know who you sound like ? you sound like me . i was ready to let joey live with a woman who was scamming him , because he chose her over me . i know brody is not a con man . and i think that this is your pride talking right now . if you give it your best shot , what 's the worst that could happen ? if you do n't try , you 'll never know ! john : you were really gon na leave town without giving me all this help ? kelly : yeah . can you believe it ? did i actually help you ? john : no . but i 'll think about it anyway . kelly : fair enough . one more thing . john : really ? kelly : yes . take excellent care of yourself , ok ? please remember you have friends who live in far , faraway places . ok ? john : yeah . you , too . [ scene_break ] natalie : kim andrews ? my skanky ex - stepmother ? rex : i was as surprised as you are . natalie : what 's she doing back on the pole ? rex : it was her profession . natalie : yeah , after the oldest one did n't work out for her . rex : that 's kind of harsh . natalie : you know what ? she is lucky that i did n't see her , because that gold- digging slut broke my dad 's heart . rex : sounds like how your dad describes me . except for the slut part . natalie : our dad , and he 's wrong . you two are not at all the same . kim is a -- she 's a man - eating snake , and if she ever got her hands on my dad -- rex : snakes do n't have hands . natalie : rex , whose side are you on ? i 'm serious . i do n't think he could survive it . rex : maybe i should help those two crazy kids reconnect . [ scene_break ] kim : so bad enough clint finds out rex is his son . that kind of thing makes people renounce god . but his own son blackmails him out of all his money , and the whole town gangs up against him . they bring up all these bogus charges . they wanted to send him away for , like , 100 years . luckily , though , he got house arrest on account of the bad heart , only they lock him up with that ice princess ex of his . you know -- gigi 's friend . you know she could n't wait to play warden . clint needs some real tlc , someone to really take care of him , nurse him back to health . clint needs me . [ scene_break ] viki : i hated the way joey had to learn this lesson , but he did learn it . clint : yeah . and i 'm not worried about him , so long as he 's with kelly . viki : really ? clint : yes . she knows how to keep him in line . viki : and who knows ? with luck , they 'll move back here someday . clint : yeah . that would be nice . but i 've learned that you ca n't count on someday . any one of us could just check out just like that . out of nowhere . not even a chance to say good - bye . viki : well , i tell you what . let 's have the whole family over tonight , ok ? and we will eat , and we will talk about asa . clint : no . there 's only thing i should be doing , and i should be doing it right now . nigel : sir -- clint : nigel , i made a promise . viki : what promise ? nigel : i 've poured you a glass of juice . clint : juice ? asa is now spinning in his grave . viki : would someone like to tell me what i 'm missing here ? clint : every anniversary of asa buchanan 's death , i pour him a nice , tall glass of bourbon . viki : fine . we 'll do that right here . clint : no , no . it 's got ta be at home . at pa 's home . viki : i really do n't think asa would care . clint : you do n't think asa would care that we got thrown out of the family home ? that his photograph is not sitting on his mantel any -- that does it . nigel , bring the car around . viki : wait . hold on . hold on . you leave this house , and you are violating the terms of your sentence . they will send you straight back to jail . and asa definitely would n't like that . would he , nigel ? nigel : indeed not , ma'am . viki : so . we will start a new tradition right here , ok ? i 'll get the bourbon . nigel : please , allow me . viki : you really wo n't know where to find it . nigel : i 'll get the ice . clint : do n't you worry . i 'll be seeing you at home today . i do n't give a damn what happens to me . this is one promise i am never going to break . [ scene_break ] david : how did we get from the senate to divorce court in 5 seconds ? dorian : david , you can not give up your dream for me . it 's a recipe for disaster . i 'll be working long hours . david : i do n't care . dorian : you 'll get sick and tired of my never being home . you 'll start to resent me . and you 'll start to look around . david : at what ? the housekeeper ? dorian : there . the thought has already occurred to you . david : dorian , stop it . there 's got ta be some way we can figure this out . [ scene_break ] aubrey : look , i know you do n't have any reason to believe a word i say , but i did fall in love with you , joey . which is why i hope you and kelly will be very happy in london . joey : aubrey , wait , please . aubrey : no , i ca n't . joey : yes . aubrey : no . joey : i gave this to you in good faith . aubrey : but i did n't accept it that way . joey : i do n't want it . all right ? it 's not like i 'm gon na give this ring to anybody else . aubrey : well , i 'm sure there are a ton of charities that would love to have it . joey : it 's your ring . ok ? i want you to have it . good luck . aubrey : you , too . [ scene_break ] natalie : rex , you can not tell dad about kim . are you kidding ? he was obsessed with finding her . she 's the reason he showed up at nora and bo 's wedding with a shotgun . he blames david vickers for kim leaving . rex : so we owe it to david to keep him safe . i think i should really tell clint . natalie : tell him what ? what ? that kim 's back on the pole again ? what good is that gon na do ? rex : since he ca n't leave the house , it probably wo n't do anything . natalie : really ? you think a little house arrest is gon na stop my dad from chasing after his obsession ? rex : that 's even better . natalie : rex ! rex : ok , fine ! i 'm not gon na tell clint anything . his and kim 's dirty , little love will have to go unsatisfied . [ scene_break ] kim : so , sweetie , listen . here 's the thing . you 're not going anywhere , right ? and i 'll make sure the staff treats you right . you do n't need me right now , but clint does . he needs someone on his side to help him get his stuff back , nurse him back to health . i can still get the money and my man , just like i was supposed to before david vickers butted in . all i got ta do is take care of him . [ scene_break ] david : there 's another way to play this . hollywood / dc power couple . dorian : i love the sound of it . david : we 'll show them how it 's done . you said that your appointment 's only till november . dorian : and you said that your movie is only going to shoot for two months . david : so i 'm back by election night . we rule washington . dorian : and then we rule hollywood . david : and then the world , baby . dorian : can we do it ? david : what ca n't we do ? [ scene_break ] aubrey : oh , that was nothing . kelly : i know . aubrey : joey tells me you 'll be moving to london together . wish you both the best of luck . kelly : thank you . but we do n't need luck . aubrey : must be nice . bye . joey : bye . kelly : was that harsh ? because that 's what i was going for . joey : no . no . it was just right . [ scene_break ] john : i was wondering if i could have a word with the mayor . dorian : actually , you will find the mayor -- former deputy mayor finn -- at city hall . she 's taking over for me now that i 've resigned . john : were you texting pictures -- never mind . i do n't want to know . i 'm sure it was a hell of a scandal . dorian : ha ha . is that all ? john : no , actually , there 's one other thing . when we were interviewing irene manning , she asked about you repeatedly . do you have any idea why ? dorian : not really , except she probably wanted me to use my influence as mayor to obtain her release . john : oh . why would she think that ? dorian : she 's a crazy lady . who knows what other delusions she is harboring ? aside from the connection we have through victor lord , i hardly know her . john : is that right ? dorian : absolutely . so good - bye , lieutenant . i have just been appointed to the united states senate . wish me luck . john : good luck . we 're all gon na need it . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'll check in on you later . rex : you do n't have to -- wait that long . call me anytime . on the hour , every hour . really . natalie : i will . rex : thank you for going with me to kentucky . natalie : yeah , well , you needed someone to keep you from going crazy . i 'm glad i could help . what ? you can tell me anything . rex : ok . i was paying the waitress before i left . i looked up , and it was gigi . natalie : oh , god , rex . oh , i 'm so sorry . it will stop . it really will . rex : no , it wo n't . that 's what she said . natalie : what ? rex : gigi said ... do n't give up . natalie : but what did that mean ? [ scene_break ] kim : you hang in there . all i got ta do is get david vickers out of the way first , and then clint and i are back together in no time . yeah , i know -- if i screw up , then i 'm nowhere , but where am i now ? and where 's my man ? i know it 's a big risk , but clint 's worth it . i 'll be back soon . i 'll always take care of you . promise . [ scene_break ] viki : ok . here we go . clint : ah , viki -- viki : listen , i think we should say good - bye to joey first , ok ? i 'm gon na go and find him . clint : nigel , get the car . nigel : sir ? clint : we 're going to pa 's right now . nigel : that 's impossible . clint : not if you hurry , it is n't , and bring the bourbon . god knows what rex has in the house . nigel : what about master joey ? clint : we will drink our toast to asa , and we 'll be back before they even know that we 're gone . nigel : i can assure you , the authorities will know the minute your ankle monitor crosses the threshold . you 'll be sent to prison . clint : nigel , i made a promise to my father , and i am not going to break it . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , yes , i 'll be right there . david : i 'm off to sweden , baby . what happened to the knackebrod and hot morning sex ? dorian : honey , the only quickie i 'm having is an errand to my office . oh ! oh ! save that smorgasbord . i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] john : bo . kelly : you can make this happen with natalie . you were hurt , and rightfully so . but hey , are you really ready to move on without at least trying ? [ scene_break ] renée : oh . how is the old coot doing ? bo : i was just negotiating a plea bargain . have n't heard back yet . [ renee chuckles ] bo : i just wanted to bring him up to speed on a few things . renée : well , he 's a lot better listener now than he ever was before . bo : he always listened to you . renée : ha ha . not that i gave him much choice . bo : renee , after he found you , there was just no place else that he 'd rather be . how are you holding up , huh ? renée : i guess i 'm feeling ... normal . that 's hardly the word . sometime last winter , i woke up one morning , and for the very first time , i was n't surprised that asa was n't there . i really hated it , but i guess i 'm beginning to accept it . bo : that makes one of us . renée : is that the plea that you were offering him ? bo : i just wish he could come back . i think he 's probably the only one who could whip us into shape . renée : mm . and you 'd all sit still for it , just like you always did . bo : there 'd be a fight . renée : [ chuckles ] i miss those , too . come on , bo . what 's wrong ? i sensed something the minute i came up here . it 's not missing asa . bo : well ... part of me is glad that pa 's not here right now to see what his sons have done to his family . [ scene_break ] viki : i did not remember you had this much stuff . joey : well , most of it is kelly 's . she had to go out and run a quick errand . viki : she 's coming back , is n't she ? clint 's gon na want to see you both . joey : of course . yeah . of course . we 're gon na say good - bye . [ rapid beeping ] viki : what is that noise ? you hear that ? joey : yeah . i do . it 's coming from inside here . [ beeping ] joey : dad , where did you go ? [ scene_break ] rex : i wo n't give up , but you got ta tell me more . do n't give up -- on you ? just give me a sign . [ doorbell rings ] david : you .
it 's the 4-year anniversary of asa buchanan 's passing . bo is at his father 's gravesite admitting that he kind of wishes asa was back since everybody 's lives have been in shambles without him . renee also comes by and greets him while visiting asa . clint is also aware of this day . while staying at viki 's on house arrest , he tells nigel that he knows his father would be disgraced to know that clint has allowed himself and nigel to give up his house to rex . so , although viki tells him she will not `` help `` him get to asa 's and he knows it 's a parole violation , he is determined to defy it to get to asa 's home so that he and nigel can toast asa . but sure enough , as soon as he escapes , the alarm goes off and viki and joey know he 's gone and gotten himself into trouble . joey is ready to move to london with kelly . aubrey comes by and admits she is till not over joey . john comes by kelly 's home to say good bye to her and she urges him not to give up on natalie like she almost gave up on joey . rex reveals to natalie that while at the spotted pony in ky , he ran into kimberly the pole dancer who was briefly married to clint after attempting to scam him with her best friend , stacy , gigi 's sister , whom everybody believes has died . it sounds like kimberly is going to attempt to reach out to clint and get him back . she knows that she will have to `` defy `` david who broke them up . and it appears that stacy morasco , gigi 's sister , may not be dead .
dorian : kelly , are n't you feeling well ? kelly : um , yeah , i have a headache . i 'm just taking an aspirin . dorian : you 're worried about the hearing , are n't you ? kelly : of course i 'm worried about the hearing . do you really think we 're going to get a judge to say that kevin does n't deserve ace ? dorian : of course we will because i will dig up all the dirt we need to prove it . come on , kelly . we 're going to win this . you 're going to get to keep ace and you can get on with your life . [ doorbell rings ] dorian : oh , excuse me . addie . addie : i came for a visit . dorian : yes ! oh , addie , what a surprise ! addie : i got a pass for the whole day , and i 'm not leaving until you and blair and kelly all make up . the cramers are going to be a family again . duke : where is my great - grandmother , renee ? where is she ? todd : she 's at the palace , is n't she ? this is our house . we live here . blair : my god , duke , just look at you ! you are so big . duke : hi , blair . blair : hi . duke : my dad warned me -- stay away from todd manning , he 's liable to do anything , but this is low . todd : wait a minute , now . keep your boots on there , cowpoke , huh ? this is actually blair 's house . she lives here . yeah , you can call your lawyer . hey , it 's good to see you , yeah ? ha - ha ! welcome to llanview ! now let 's you and i get one thing one straight right off the bat -- everything your father told you about blair and me is a lie . sonia : what do you mean you lost him ? just find antonio vega . [ sonia sighs ] tico : sonia . sonia : yeah ? tico : what 's wrong ? sonia : oh , nothing , except you just scared me half to death . god . tico : you look upset . what 's wrong ? sonia : oh , it was just a long night at caliente , frustrating . the liquor distributor 's still giving me a hard time , and it 's -- tico : hey . do n't lie to me , ok , sonia ? sonia : what ? tico : i know you too well . it never works . sonia : tico , i 'm not lying . tico : look , last night you went to rodi 's and met two men . sonia : you 're having me followed ? tico : you know how important this project is to me and to you . too much is riding on this and too much can go wrong . so be honest with me , ok ? who were these men ? are you in some kind of trouble ? man : we need your help , mr. vega , need you to do something for us , and if you ever want to see your mother again alive , you 'll do exactly as you 're told . antonio : ah ! where 's my mother ? man : in a safe place , perfectly safe for now . antonio : i want to see her now ! man : you 're in no position to make demands , mr. vega . and let me be clear -- if you do n't cooperate fully , your mother will die , i assure you . antonio : all right , you said you need me . you need my help for something ; my mother 's your leverage . you 're smart enough to know i 'm not going to do anything until i see her . she better be ok . man : or ? antonio : or you 're dead . carlotta : antonio ! oh , gracias a dios ! antonio : mami , are you ok ? did they hurt you ? carlotta : no . what 's happening , antonio ? what do they want from us ? antonio : i do n't know , mami . we 'll find out soon enough . sonia : what , i 'm not allowed to have a life now ? i ca n't meet some friends at a bar for a drink ? tico : friends ? my information was the two men were hardly friendly . you were very curt with them and they left . there 's something you 're not telling me , sonia , and i do n't like it . sonia : tico , i am not keeping anything from anyone . tico : if you 're in some kind of trouble , i will help in any way i can , ok ? i love you . [ doorbell rings ] tico : are you expecting someone ? sonia : no . maid : mrs. davidson to see you , sir . viki : thank you . i apologize for stopping by unannounced . tico : it 's always a pleasure to see you , mrs. davidson . and i do n't believe you 've met my sister , sonia toledo . viki : no , we have n't met . it 's very nice to meet you . how do you do ? i 'm victoria davidson . sonia : it 's a pleasure . you are jessica buchanan 's mother ? viki : yes . sonia : well , i owe a great deal to your daughter . if it was n't for her , my brother may never have gotten out of that vault in puerto rico . now if you 'll excuse me , i 'll leave you two alone . tico : so , to what do i owe the pleasure of your visit ? viki : you really do n't know ? addie : i 'm at dori 's . can you come over please , blair ? blair : mom , i would love to see you , you know that , but dorian and kelly -- addie : please , blair . you have to come over . please , please ! duke : now what 's the deal , mr. manning ? a few months ago , you call me up , you come down to texas , and you start asking me about my father and my relationship with him . is it all about this feud you have going with him ? todd : hmm . you are a smart kid . your dad started this war , duke , and he 's going to lose it . duke : so you trying to recruit me ? todd : let 's just say that i know that there 's some bad blood between you and your dad , and i think you can relate to my situation . duke : yeah . my dad does sometimes get a little too much `` my way or the highway . `` i do feel for you , and for kelly . kelly : that looks like fun ! addie : he 's the most beautiful baby i ever saw ! except for starr and jack and blair . kelly : thanks , addie . addie : can i hold him ? kelly : ok . addie : oh . you must be so happy , kelly . you 've always said you wanted to have a baby . kelly : i love him so much . dorian : and kelly 's such a wonderful mother . kelly : you know what ? i 'm going to put him down for a nap . i think i 'm going to lay down , too . you want to go take a nap ? addie : no , kelly , you ca n't go . you 'll miss the party . she ca n't go , can she , dori ? kelly : what -- what party ? blair : that 's what i would like to know . so what 's going on here , mama ? why did you call me here ? addie : everyone 's here ! now you can all kiss and make up ! viki : thank you . tico : so , mrs. davidson , what do we need to talk about ? viki : dorian lord told me that you 're planning to host a charity ball to benefit women 's heart disease . tico : in your honor . viki : ah . a lovely gesture . tico : i hope we can raise money for research and treatment at llanview hospital . viki : well , that 's very , very generous of you . but you do n't have to be a clairvoyant to see that it is also a very obvious way to force an introduction into our little society here in llanview . tico : you 're not to one to mince words . viki : no , i actually believe in getting right to the point . i sense that you do , too , so i 'm going to be direct . i hope you 'll be the same . tico : of course . viki : you are planning to host a charity ball in a town where you have lived for , what , five minutes , in honor of a woman you have met once . i 'm sorry but all this would seem to suggest to me that you are really only doing it to get close my daughter jessica . jessica : hey , natalie . natalie : hey . thanks for coming . i mean , i would n't have blamed you if you did n't want to . things have been kind of weird between us lately . jessica : i was really glad when i got your call . i was a bit surprised , though , too . is everything ok ? natalie : not really . jessica : what 's up ? natalie : i kind of got myself involved in something , and i do n't really know how to get out of it . blair : mama , it is very sweet what you 're trying to do , but i do n't have anything to say to kelly or to dorian -- love you . i 'm going . doan : of course you have to go . it 's so time - consuming , stealing asa 's mansion away from him . of course you do n't have any time for your family . blair : todd , jack , and starr are my family . dorian : you are a cramer . the cramers are in crisis right now . i would think that you would want to stick by your blood relations in their time of need . blair : yeah , whose need , kelly 's ? which cost todd his job , his reputation ? dorian : what reputation ? blair : because of her , my daughter comes to me thinking that she has an illegitimate brother , dorian . kelly : why does everyone keep talking like i 'm not in the room ? blair : oh , kelly , i would so not like to talk to you because i do n't even want to think about you . addie : no more fighting ! this is n't any fun ! dorian : addie , do n't get upset , honey . addie : i want everyone to be happy ! blair : mama , mama , mama , it 's not that easy , ok ? addie : it is ! you love each other . maybe you 've forgotten because of all the yelling , but you always love your family ! blair : shh , mama , mama , i do n't have time for this right now , ok ? addie : blair -- blair : mama , i love you . i really do . but i have to go , ok ? dorian : blair , please do n't go . [ blair sighs ] dorian : please ? addie 's right . we do love each other , and all of the fighting and yelling does n't change that . adriana : oh . i 'm sorry . hi . addie : this is a private party . only cramers . who are you ? you 're very pretty . dorian : addie , she is a cramer . yes . this is my daughter adriana . adriana , this is your aunt addie . adriana : oh , addie . oh , it 's so nice to finally meet you . dorian : yes . i 'm sorry that you two have n't met before . addie : i can see , dori . you have two daughters -- cassie and -- adriana : adriana . addie : adriana . oh , now it 's an even better party ! dorian : blair , please , i 'm begging you . kelly needs you . please , do n't desert us now . duke : you know , my dad and i clash a lot . you do n't fit into his plans or live up to his expectations , he just cuts you right out of the herd , moves on . todd : like he did to your mother , lee ann ? duke : no , actually , she left him . i tell you what , i do n't think he saw me more than a dozen times when i was a baby . and every time he ran into her , it was a knockdown - dragout . todd : well , he 's blasting kelly now . she failed . she was n't the perfect wife , so now he 's trying to take her baby away from her . duke : that 's not right . hey , just because i have problems with my dad , do n't think you 're going to use me against him . that 's what you 're trying to do , is n't it , mr. manning ? once my great - granddad finds out you moved in here , you wo n't be living in it long . todd : why 'd you come back ahead of them , anyway ? duke : asa 's leg has n't healed up yet , and -- just so you know , i 'm not going to let you get me in the middle of this thing . got my own stuff to deal with . todd : oh , yeah ? like what ? duke : well , now , that would n't be any of your business , now , would it , sir ? now if you 'll excuse me , i need to find a place to stay , at least until they get back . todd : you need a ride to the palace ? duke : no , thank you . i 've already leased a car . todd : hmm . i got a question for you . duke : yeah ? todd : i know you said you do n't want to get in the middle of this , but whose side are you going to take in this fight for ace 's custody , your dad 's or kelly 's ? addie : you had nuns at your school like at st. ann 's ? adriana : yes , for 11 years of school . addie : and did they make you banana pudding with vanilla wafers ? adriana : no , but sister maria inez , she used to let me clean the chalkboards every day after school . [ addie gasps ] adriana : it was really fun . blair : so , when 's the custody hearing ? kelly : in a week . kevin 's lawyers moved up the date again . blair : evangeline williamson is your attorney , right ? kelly : mm - hmm . blair : she 's good . dorian : oh , she is more than good . she 's great . blair : well , she 's going to need it . kelly : what 's that supposed to mean ? blair : all i meant is kevin 's probably going to hire some shark and you need to be prepared . that is all ! dorian : she is going to be prepared , very much so . we 're going to be ready for any kind of sneaky trick that kevin pulls , and she 's going to be very good on the witness stand . kelly : excuse me , excuse me ! you 're doing it again ! you 're talking about me like i 'm not in the room . i know what you 're thinking . you 're thinking i 'm going to blow it . you think i 'm going to have a nervous breakdown right in front of the judge . dorian : no , not at all , honey . blair : why do n't you just calm down , kelly ? kelly : i am not my mother ! blair : calm down ! kelly : i mean , excuse me , my god , the man i love , the man i thought loved me , is trying to take my child away from me ! dorian : yes , i know . shh . kelly : it only makes sense that i might be a little bit upset ! i can hear you whispering behind my back . i can hear you . you think i 'm going to lose it . dorian : no , kelly -- kelly : i mean , my god , what do you want from me ? addie : we love you , kelly . do n't be sad . kelly : oh , god . if this is your idea of being supportive , i do n't want it . i 'll fight kevin on my own . dorian : kelly -- addie : dori ? where 's kelly going ? dorian : no , no , no , addie , do n't be upset , honey . blair : well , is n't this special ? tico : please , sit . viki : thank you . tico : mrs. davidson , i will be the first to admit that i do have ulterior motives in hosting this event , but not the motives you suspect . viki : nothing to do with jessica ? tico : do n't get me wrong , it would give me great pleasure to make a good impression on your daughter , on the entire buchanan family , but not because i have designs on her . i have great respect for your family . viki : no , you have great respect for our reputation and you want us on your side . tico : my father was a notorious criminal . i 'm not my father in any way , but the cloud of el toro santi is hanging over me wherever i go . is it wrong to want to step out from under that cloud , and , in the process , raise money for a worthwhile cause ? viki : i know all too well what it is like to live in the shadow of such a father , and i know that it is a long and difficult fight to get away from , so i certainly applaud your efforts in that department . tico : thank you . viki : i just want to be clear . my daughter is very happy and very much in love with your cousin antonio . just so you know that . jessica : natalie , if you want me to help , you 're going to have to do better than just that you 're worried about something . natalie : how was mom 's trip ? jessica : it was fine . natalie : you hear from antonio ? jessica : come on , natalie . tell me what 's wrong . listen , i 'm always on your side . natalie : ok . what would you do if someone that you cared about a lot was going to do something that was wrong , and you know that it 's going to end badly and you tried to tell this person and that person would n't listen to you ? how do you stop him and not ruin the relationship ? jessica : it 's paul , is n't it ? natalie : no . jessica : he 's done something illegal . what did he do ? natalie : see , this is exactly what i 'm talking about , ok ? i have n't said a word about paul , and here you go jumping to the wrong conclusions . jessica : natalie , it 's because i -- natalie : no , just forget it ! jessica : listen , you called me here for my help , for my advice . give me a chance , ok ? natalie : ok , you have to promise you 're not going to tell john or antonio or uncle bo . you have to swear it . jessica : natalie , i ca n't do that until you tell me what 's going on . antonio : get your hands off her ! man : mr. vega , we have an appointment with a mr. julio carrera at a bank here in the city . antonio : where are we ? what city ? man : in a little while , you 'll be taken to the bank to meet with mr. carrera . he 'll ask you a series of questions . answer them truthfully . you 'll then be given a palm - print identification test . once your identity is verified , you 'll be given a sum of money in large denomination bearer bonds . antonio : what the hell are you talking about ? man : do as you 're told . do n't play hero and this will all be over very soon . antonio : and what if i say no ? man : you wo n't . duke : do n't even think you can use me against my father . and you know , mr. manning , i would n't get too used to staying here because once this gets in front of a judge , you 're going to be out . blair : well ! hey , boys . what did i miss ? duke : not a thing , ma'am . it was real nice to meet you . blair : well , it was nice to meet you , too . duke : bye . blair : he seems like a fine young man . todd : he 's not a pushover , i 'll give him that . blair : well , like father , like son . todd : yeah , they have a lot in common . blair : yep . todd : but it 's something that 's going to put mr. duke buchanan in the palm of our hands . blair : really ? and what is that , huh ? todd : you . blair : excuse me ? todd : you should 've seen the look in his eyes . man , it was the same look that kevin had when he was chasing you around llanview , the blair spell on buchanan men . natalie : you know what ? i 'm sure it 's nothing . i 'll be fine . jessica : natalie , i 'm not going to beg you to let me help you , ok ? but i have to tell you that if paul 's involved in something illegal and you 're involved in it , too , or if you just know about it and you 're not telling anyone , you 're going to get charged right along with him , and you 're smarter than that . do n't let him drag you down . natalie : thanks for your advice . jessica : hey , kelly . kelly : hi . jessica : something the matter ? you look all tired . kelly : well , you know , motherhood 's a 24-hour job . i 'm fine . jessica : ok . we should get together sometime , though . lunch maybe ? kelly : sure . jessica : ok . sonia : what is this ? sonia : password . `` access denied . `` what would it be ? j - a - m - i - e , apple of his eye ? [ laptop beeps ] sonia : bingo . sonia : `` jaime padilla `` ? `` andres toledo `` ? my father . oh , god , r.j. , what the hell are you doing with the santis ? how long has it been going on ? [ key turns in lock ] man : everything seems to be in order . we 've been expecting you for some time now , mr. vega . place your right palm on the sensor , please . man : very well . your identity is confirmed . it 's an honor to meet you . now , these -- are $ 500,000 bearer bonds . count them if you 'd like , all 200 of them . antonio : that 's $ 100 million . the santi fortune . [ keys jingle ] r.j. : hello ? [ phone rings ] r.j. : yeah , hello ? who 's there ? addie : i 'm sorry your special cramer day was n't very special . dorian : oh , and i 'm sorry that i dragged you into this . i just thought it would be such a good idea to get the girls into the same room . adriana : wait . you mean this was all a setup ? dorian : i thought if blair and kelly thought that addie initiated the idea , they 'd be more open to it . addie : well , at least i got to meet your brand - new daughter . i made a new friend . adriana : i 'm so glad that we finally met , addie . addie : i love being a cramer . now that -- now that you 're really a cramer , i hope you do n't get into trouble . adriana : what do you mean ? addie : do you suppose there 's a -- a curse hanging over us ? dorian : why , addie , what would make you say a thing like that ? addie : i read about it in a story . dorian : that 's why they call them stories -- because they 're not true . the cramers have been through some tragedies , but we 've come through them stronger . we are a family that always fights and wins . addie : is kelly winning ? dorian : kelly is going through a rough time right now , addie , but she 's going to come through it just fine . addie : is she like me or melinda ? she could be my roommate at st. ann 's . dorian : oh , no absolutely not . no , kelly is going to be all right . duke : hi , kelly . kelly : hi . duke , what -- what are you doing here ? i mean , come here . give me a hug . is kevin here ? duke : uh - uh . kelly : did kevin send you ? are you here to spy on me ? blair : i do n't have a spell . duke is not under my spell . todd : yes , you do . blair : i do n't have one ! todd : you should 've seen the look in his eye . he was hit by a thunderbolt . blair : oh , please . why bother ? todd : because what better way to hurt kevin than to turn his own son against him ? blair : ok , you know what ? now you 're really starting to worry me . todd : why ? blair : this war with kevin -- i mean , is it ever going to be over , todd ? todd : not until kevin has lost everything he has , everything he cares about . [ doorbell rings ] todd : oh , no ! ah , my sister . viki : i just saw renee at the palace . what the hell are you two doing to her ? this is not your house ! man : no noise ! antonio : ugh ! carlotta : oh , you were gone so long ! que pasa ? what happened ? antonio : they took me to a large bank , mami . the man i met -- he knew me . i do n't know how or why . carlotta : will they -- will they let us go now ? antonio : i do n't know . do n't know , mami . but the money -- they handed me the santi fortune , mami , the $ 100 million . carlotta : manny 's ? antonio : i do n't understand . i was the only one with access to it . carlotta : when will this nightmare end ? duke : kelly , i 'm not my father 's spy . i would n't do that . kelly : well , then why are you here ? duke : dad is with asa in texas . he sent me on ahead . kelly : you 're not following me ? duke : good lord , no ! i was lost , so i came in here for directions , and here you were . kelly : just figured your dad had told you what a horrible person i am . duke : well , he is pretty angry . he feels like you betrayed him . kelly : yeah , he betrayed me . i loved him more than anything . duke : and just for the record , i think what dad 's doing is wrong , trying to take ace away from you . kelly : he means everything to me . i do n't know what i 'd do without him . he 's my only reason for living . duke : why is it that all dad ever does is hurt the ones who love him ? viki : i can not believe that you forced renee to leave her own home based on some legal technicality ? blair : well , viki , i think you have it all wrong . viki : oh , no , no , i think i have it all right ! i 'm appalled at you two ! todd : chill out . viki : `` chill out `` ? you chill out ! my god , todd . you have more than enough money ! go and buy a house or build your own ! asa has lived here for ages ! to steal it from him because of some stupid feud ? todd : we had every legal right to move in here . viki : oh , i 'm sick and tired of your excuses . in fact , i 'm sick and tired of you and kevin ! and you , blair . i mean , it 's fine when he does this to other people . it 's only when he lies and cheats and betrays you that it 's wrong ? todd , do n't do this ! prove to me that i was n't wrong to think that you had changed ; that you had finally grown up ! [ door slams ] kelly : thanks . you know , you did n't have to bring me home . i could 've managed . duke : do n't mention it . dorian : kelly , there you are . i was worried -- my goodness . duke , i did n't know you were in town . duke : hello , ms. lord . yeah , actually , i just got here . i 'm starting at wharton next week . dorian : wharton ? really ? kelly : oh , you do n't have to worry . duke is -- he 's on our side . you know , if you really want to help , you can testify at the hearing . you can say how hard it was to have kevin as a father . duke : i do n't know . i mean that 's going against my dad . kelly : well , you 'll think about it , yeah ? duke : yeah , ok . kelly : ok . duke : hey , can i meet my little brother ? dorian : he 's upstairs sleeping . kelly : i 'll bring him by asa 's later on . that 's where you 're staying , right ? duke : no , todd manning and blair cramer have moved in there . kelly : you 're kidding . dorian : bravo ! they pulled it off ! duke : yeah , i 'm actually over at the palace with renee . but i 'm going to let you get some rest , ok ? kelly : ok . i 'll walk you out . dorian : good seeing you . duke : nice to see you , too . kelly : so , um , are you excited about wharton ? duke : it 's something my dad wants . if i do n't like it , i 'm not going to stay . but you look exhausted . why do n't you go on up and get some sleep . kelly : ok . duke : ok . kelly : ok , it 's good seeing you . duke : good to see you . why are you doing this , dad ? what happened to you ? r.j. : did we have a meeting set up ? sonia : no , i was just in the neighborhood . thought i 'd stop by . went past the gallery to take a look at those paintings that are on their way to the movie set . r.j. : now , now , now . do not be impatient . sonia : oh , i can be very patient when i want to be . although right now , i am dying for a drink . r.j. : ok . i 'll get you something . have a seat . what are you doing ? jessica : antonio , it 's me again . look , can you call me as soon as you get this ? i 'm starting to get worried . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ carlotta : no , please ! antonio : calmate , calmate , ok ? man : we have the money . yes , it 's all here . consider it done . antonio : i did everything you asked , no questions . now let us go . man : we appreciate all you have done for us . antonio : no . man : now it is time to say goodbye . kill him . carlotta : no ! no ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] rex : tell paul to keep his mouth shut from now on , ok ? we got to be careful . man : we got a snitch out here talking about a heist that 's supposed to be going down . jessica : if anything happens to antonio , i 'm going to hold you personally responsible . man : kill him now !
dorian tries to get all the cramer women to pull together again by getting them all to come to la boule , including addie . she hopes that addie will be able to talk blair into making up with kelly . her plan does n't work . addie meets adrianna for the first time . duke tells todd and blair that he will not allow them to use him against his father . when kelly sees duke , at first she gets paranoid that he is following her and working with kevin . duke assures her that he thinks what kevin is doing to her is wrong , but will not commit to testify against him . natalie starts to confide in jessica . when jess ca n't promise that she wo n't go to the police , nat decides against getting advice from her sister . antonio 's captors allow him to see carlotta , but threaten her life if antonio does n't do as he is told . he does exactly what they tell him to do , but when he returns the man in control orders his death . sonia breaks into r.j. 's office and finds a connection between her father and r.j. viki meets with tico to discuss the charity ball and then heads to asa 's mansion to blast blair and todd about what they are doing to asa .
roxy : just do it already ! put out your hands ! nash : straight , jacks high . jared : ah . nash : beat that , mr. banks . roxy : oh . jared : that 's a good hand . nash : oh , damn good . jared : and lucky . nash : and lucky . [ roxy chuckles ] jared : but not lucky enough . four ladies . [ scene_break ] natalie : banks -- jared banks . he 's an arrogant jackass , and i want to know why he thinks he can use me to get into buchanan enterprises . no , i want to know more than that , ok ? you find out what you can on this guy , and you call me as soon as you have something . hey , miles . miles : hey , i 'm sorry to interrupt . natalie : i waved you over . miles : oh -- i -- natalie : are you ok ? miles : no , i 'm not . natalie : what 's wrong ? miles : if i tell you something , will you promise to keep it between us ? natalie : miles , have n't i already been there for you ? miles : yeah . natalie : you can tell me anything . miles : i know more about todd 's missing son than i 've said . [ scene_break ] todd : blair ! starr : go , go . todd : what -- what was that ? starr : dad , you caught us . um -- we were doing diddy . todd : doing what ? starr : it 's a video game . todd : where 's your mom ? starr : well , she 's not ready yet . you just told her about this event , like , five minutes ago . you ca n't expect her to snap her fingers and look hot for you . todd : you 're making it sound like it 's a date . it 's not a date , it 's business . starr : whatever you say , dad . todd : it 's not a date . your mom knows that , too . blair : todd , is that you ? i did n't know you were here already . starr : oh -- my -- god . [ scene_break ] marty : it was lindsay . lindsay rappaport murdered spencer . marty : but i do n't understand why . what -- what reason would she have to murder him ? [ scene_break ] nora : so it is my pleasure to present the 2007 llanview woman of the year to lindsay rappaport . lindsay : thank you , nora . adriana : hey . looks like i made it just in time for the speech . rex : this is going to be interesting . lindsay : thank you , everyone . i 'm truly overwhelmed , and surprised , because i never , in a million years , ever imagined that i would be standing up here . and i just do n't know what to say . and i do n't know how i could possibly accept this award . [ scene_break ] todd : you look -- starr : beautiful ? blair : thank you . todd : you ready ? blair : whenever you are . todd : are they going to be ok here ? blair : yeah , they 'll be fine . if not , jack will pour cold water on them . starr : you guys do know that we 're both here , right ? todd : hey , punk , do n't pull anything tonight , ok ? cole : i -- i wo n't . todd : and that means anything . blair : ok , you know what ? say good night , todd . come on . todd : i 'm going to get a full report from your brother . starr : if you 're so worried about leaving us alone in the house together , why are you even going ? is miles laurence supposed to be there or something ? todd : yeah , that would ice the cake , actually . starr : if that 's not the reason , then -- todd : like i said -- starr : work , right . blair : yeah -- what , you think this is a date ? it is so not a date , ok ? todd : see ? blair : there you go . come on . we better get going if we 're going to even miss this thing . ta - ta . cole : uh -- are they always like that ? starr : only when they 're getting back together . [ scene_break ] natalie : you know something about what happened to todd 's son ? miles : no -- no , what i meant is , i -- i know how he feels . i love marty , and i 'm -- i 've lost her , and it 's a terrible feeling . you feel -- you feel helpless , like there 's nothing you can do to get him back . natalie : well , maybe todd 's finally accepted that about his son . miles : you know , he 's completely despondent about it . natalie : you tried to help . miles : yeah . he does n't think that . he blames me for everything . natalie : well , that 's because you 're the one who sent him to chicago . miles : in many ways , he 's right . todd would n't have been stabbed and locked up for all that time . natalie : miles , you were just trying to do something good . miles : oh , i wish there was something i could do for him now . natalie : but you ca n't . look , you said you have no idea where todd 's son is . i was there when you said it . miles : i know it . yes , it 's true . natalie : has something happened for that to change ? [ scene_break ] john : you do n't have to worry about why she killed him . let me do that . marty : but i mean , how can you prove it ? john : i have some evidence . with your testimony , it should be enough to get you out of here . marty : but it 's my word against hers . john : stop second - guessing everything , all right ? it 's over . marty : i 'm sorry . huh . i just ca n't believe it . john : believe it . i 'll have you back with cole in no time . marty : i do n't know what to say . [ john sighs ] john : hey , look , you do n't have to say anything . marty : but if it had n't been for you -- john : i could n't see you go to prison for something you did n't do , right ? marty : you believed in me even when i did n't . i owe you my life . john : i 'm just glad i could help . marty : so , what happens now ? john : now i have to go arrest lindsay for murder . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i 've had quite the life here in llanview . i know you 've heard the stories . if you have n't , then that means you 've probably been living in a cave somewhere . because i 've -- i have n't really lived a life -- the kind of life that would have me up here winning this award , but i 'm honored , and i 'm really very grateful . but i do n't feel comfortable standing up here calling myself anyone 's woman of the year . as nora mentioned earlier , i had a daughter named jen who passed away a few years ago . i 've had a difficult time talking about that . i still do . any parent that 's ever lost a child knows that that 's the kind of grief and pain that time just does n't heal . you know , you -- you get on with your life , but it 's a pain that lingers always . and that 's what got me thinking about other mothers , many from disadvantaged backgrounds who might be in great danger of losing their children just because of that . and the group i formed is to help mothers so that they can spend more time with their children , because there is n't enough time . there 's just not enough time . i saw an opportunity to help good people who had done nothing wrong , and i did that to honor my daughter , jen . and in memory of her very sweet life that was taken away from her far too soon . so you see , i 'm not woman of the year . i 'm just a mother who mourns the loss of her daughter every single day , and who would lie , cheat , steal -- even kill if i had to -- to make sure that no other mother ever has to know this feeling . i am a woman who would do everything and anything to protect a mother from ever , ever losing her child . and the thing is , i already have . i 've done that . and because of that -- because of that -- [ lindsay cries ] rex : what should we do ? michael : what is going on here ? [ scene_break ] john : yeah , thanks for the information . marty : what 's wrong ? john : the timing stinks . lindsay 's at the palace ballroom getting the woman- of - the - year award . marty : now ? john : as we speak . [ scene_break ] jared : you know , you 're a good player . nash : not good enough . jared : i had one lucky hand . roxy : hand ? you call it a hand ? it was a paw . a big paw . a suscatchaswatch . you know , big foot ? [ roxy chuckles ] nash : ha - ha -- how 's your head ? roxy : oh , it 's groovy , man . you know , i 'm used to this . nothing that has n't happened to me in a good week at least two or three times . how 's yours ? nash : it 's great , thanks . yeah , i just lost every penny to my name . roxy : ok , listen , stevie . give me a minute , ok ? jared : take all the time you need . nash : no , thank you . roxy : you want a drink ? nash : yeah , what do you got ? roxy : no more wine . i know that 's your favorite poison . nash : that 's my poison . i was supposed to pay off antonio , buy out his share with my winnings . hey , i guess , uh -- what -- best - case scenario , i 'll just end up losing my controlling share of the winery to a complete stranger . roxy : maybe you ought to look into a refi , and get an equity line of credit . hey , how do you think i keep this place going ? listen , i got this friend cheech from the old ' hood , and he could get you a loan in two minutes , no questions asked . nash : cheech , that 's great . yeah , i value my kneecaps , thanks . it 's cool . roxy : yeah . hey , listen , why do n't you go to antonio ? he 's a fair guy . you know , ask him for more time . i -- i forgot -- you stole his wife away from -- all right , not such a good idea . bad idea . forget about it . nash : i 'm screwed . what do i do now ? [ scene_break ] marty : you 're going to arrest her right there at the ceremony ? john : i know it 's a big thing here in town , but -- marty : it 's one of the most important events of the year . john : i 'll try to do it quiet . bring her in after it 's all over . marty : oh , i just -- i still ca n't wrap my head around all of this . i mean , lindsay -- did -- did she even know spencer ? john : i 'm not sure how well she knew him . but she had her reasons for killing him . marty : and you know what those reasons are ? oh , sorry . it 's none of my business . john : i -- i ca n't say right now what her motive might have been , if ever , but trust me -- marty : i 've trusted you with my life . can i call cole ? john : the charges against you ca n't be dropped until we get an indictment against lindsay , but if -- if you want to give him a call and tell him things are looking up , go for it . marty : thank you , for everything . john : do n't thank me . just try and get some sleep . you deserve it . [ scene_break ] starr : i know , my parents are nuts . they ca n't decide whether they love each other or hate each other . cole : uh -- do you remember when things were ok with them ? starr : well , i remember a couple of years ago they were going to get married again . and everything was perfect . except for the fact that i had to get braces right before the wedding . cole : yikes . starr : and then it all went wrong . the wedding was canceled , and -- well , things have been kind of back and forth ever since . cole : that sucks . starr : so how about you ? do you remember when your parents were together before your dad died ? cole : oh , yeah . i remember it all . they were awesome . starr : like how ? cole : hmm . like -- well , i guess i was around 8 or 9 , and i woke up in the middle of the night and i walked downstairs , and they were dancing in the living room -- no music whatsoever . they were just -- just dancing in the dark . and i did n't say anything . i just -- i just watched them for about 10 minutes . starr : and then what happened ? cole : well , at first , i thought it was kind of weird , but the more i watched , it was actually kind of cool . i mean , there they were , just the two of them , just holding each other and dancing . i mean , no music , but -- but they were dancing like there was , like they could both hear it , but nobody else could . starr : i guess my parents were just too busy arguing to ever dance like that . but who knows ? maybe tonight 'll be different . cole : even though they said it was work ? [ bottle fizzes ] starr : well , it is . you see , this woman - of - the - year thing practically blows up every year . cole : what do you mean ? it 's got some kind of curse on it or something ? starr : i guess you could say that , but my parents want to be there just in case it does . cole : well , what do you think could happen ? starr : you know what ? i hope nothing . i hope that my parents are stuck with each other for the whole night and have to tell each other exactly how they feel . [ scene_break ] todd : oh , damn it . blair : what 's wrong ? todd : we missed the fireworks . blair : oh , who says there were any ? todd : look at lindsay . she 's having a breakdown at the podium . blair : why is everybody applauding , todd ? come on , let 's go see what 's going on . hey . what 's happening ? dorian : oh -- lindsay just made a lovely speech . blair : well , good . todd : what 's she blubbering about ? dorian : she talked about jen , and it was quite moving . todd : ah . what really happened ? did she and nora have some kind of smackdown ? dorian : no . actual , nora was quite gracious . todd : you mean to tell me , this is the first woman - of - the - year where some stuff did n't go down ? [ blair chuckles ] dorian : it certainly does look that way . [ scene_break ] marcie : all right . lindsay : i do n't feel -- marcie : come on down . lindsay : oh -- marcie : come on . down here . lindsay : oh . oh , god . marcie : look , it 's going to be ok . lindsay : i do n't know . marcie : this is going to be ok . you said some really wonderful things . and look , everybody was applauding you . they love you . ok , lindsay , let 's just regroup , ok ? what do you say ? lindsay : you -- you made a big mistake . a big mistake -- marcie : no . lindsay : nominating me , marcie . marcie : no , no . lindsay : yes , you did . marcie : no , of course i did not make a mistake . you deserve this award . lindsay : i 'm not the person you think i am . marcie : what are you talking about ? lindsay : i did something . marcie : what did you do ? lindsay : i would do it again for you . marcie : what ? what do you mean ? lindsay , what did you do for me ? lindsay ? [ scene_break ] todd : you have any idea what your wife and lindsay are up there squawking about ? michael : i have no idea . [ scene_break ] marcie : it 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] nash : what have i done ? jessica and i are just starting out . i get that antonio does n't want any of it , but -- roxy : yeah , talk about sucky timing -- nash : i should have just walked . i should have put down my cards , cashed up my chips . i -- it was n't everything i needed , but it was damn close . it was close , it was close . roxy : you know , it 's like that old mr. rogers song . `` know when to hold , know when to fold , know when to fluff -- puff -- `` oh , whatever . hey , listen , if i had the scratch , i 'd give it to you myself nash : that 's all right , roxy . i 'm done taking money from beautiful blonds . roxy : well , maybe i got some dough in the cash register . nash : no , really , thank you . thank you , ok ? that 's -- i 'm done . i 'm done cutting corners , taking the easy way out . roxy : and you think trying to save your ass in a back - door card game is n't cutting corners ? nash : well , at least i would have done it on my own . roxy : oh , is jess going to blow her lid off ? nash : no , i think -- i think mostly she 's going to insist in covering me . huh . but there 's no way i 'm taking money from my wife to pay off her ex - husband . [ scene_break ] miles : nothing 's changed . i still ca n't help him find his son . natalie : ok , then what exactly did you want to tell me ? miles : well , i -- i never confided in you about my relationship with spencer . natalie : uh -- he helped you , he got you a new face . is there more ? miles : no , he saved my life in so many different ways . natalie : miles , i know this already . miles : i know , it 's just -- i feel guilty about it . natalie : why ? miles : because of what he 's done to everyone . you know , people i 've come to know and really like . even todd . natalie : ok , all right . so you feel guilty . that -- that just makes you human , no matter what todd says about you . miles : well , he 's right in a lot of ways . natalie : ok -- miles , you gave todd false hope . it 's not wonderful , but it 's not horrible , either . ok , you -- you tried to help him , even though he blames you for everything that happened after that . no matter how many `` i 'm sorrys `` you give , it 's not going to change anything . he 's still going to hold a grudge , so get over it . take it from somebody who knows . miles : what if i could do something to help him ? what if i could -- what if i could make it up to him , help him find his son ? natalie : the only person who knows what happened to todd 's son is dead . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] marty : did lieutenant mcbain tell you i can make a phone call ? guard : he 's working on getting permission for you . marty : i understand . guard : what 's all this about ? i mean , this is never allowed . marty : i do n't think i 'm going to be in here much longer . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm going to see what 's going on . rex : well , lindsay 's a mess . adriana : yeah . dorian : well , i guess talking about jen just -- just got to her . adriana : i wonder if it 's just about jen . rex : yeah , me , too . dorian : well , what else would it be ? rex : i wish i knew . mike , do you have any idea what 's going on with lindsay and marcie ? michael : no . rex : all right , come here . has your brother said anything more to you about what he 's going to do about tommy ? michael : no . and it 's making me really nervous , you know ? because he has been really quiet . i mean , quiet for john . rex : ok , maybe he 's too wrapped up in getting marty saybrooke cleared to do anything about tommy . michael : yeah . or maybe to clear her , he needs to out our little secret . rex : why ? michael : motive . rex : whose ? michael : do n't be surprised if john ends up arresting my wife . bo : lindsay , you want to go ? lindsay : i 'm so sorry . bo : hey , i can take you home . what -- you have nothing to be sorry for . lindsay : i do . bo : what ? lindsay : i can do this . marcie : you do n't have to do this , lindsay . if you 're not feeling up to this , you can go home , you can leave . nora : really , lindsay , this is obviously harder than you thought . marcie : yeah , everybody will understand . lindsay : no , you do n't understand . this is something -- this is something i need to finish -- see it through to the end . i 'm all right . bo : ok . lindsay : i can do this . bo : ok . ok . marcie : all right . bo : if you 're sure you want to . ok . lindsay : i 'm sorry about that . you see , this is just something that 's very , very near to my heart . my daughter was such a sweet , sweet person . such a good person . and this woman here -- this woman , marcie mcbain -- she is -- she 's also such a sweet , good , kind person . you 're like a daughter to me . you know that , right ? [ mouths words ] lindsay : marcie was jen 's best friend , and she brought out the best in jen . she brings out the best in everybody , because she is the most incredible woman . many of you know her as a bestselling author , or a teacher at llanview high , but she is so much more than that . she 's the most amazing mother to the most amazing little boy . a little boy that she and her husband adopted . and no mother -- no mother should ever have to give up her child . no . ever . michael : what are you doing here , john , huh ? what are you trying to do here ? todd : it 's showtime . [ scene_break ] cole : so , i do n't get it . how come your parents ca n't just figure it out and stay married ? starr : beats me . i mean , i thought it was going to work the last time . but it really was n't their fault , though . nothing 's been right ever since . cole : you want to tell me about it ? wait -- tell me if i 'm being too nosy . starr : no , it 's just an icky story . cole oh , oh -- like my mom and miles is n't ? starr : ok , fine . so , my parents were at the palace and they were super excited because they were going to get married and we were all going to be a family again . and they ended up almost dying . remember , i told you about margaret cochran ? cole : oh , yeah , the one that had your dad 's kid , right ? starr : it 's not like they had an affair or anything , even though britney 's stupid slideshow on halloween wanted to make it seem that way . margaret was just some crazy stalker of my dad 's . she was completely obsessed with him . cole : they had a kid together ? starr : it was n't exactly voluntary on my dad 's part . trust me , you do n't want to know . cole : yeah , it sounds , um -- starr : sick and terrible and totally evil -- yeah , but my dad can kind of be his own worst enemy sometimes . he kind of messed with margaret 's mind . he made her think that he really liked her when they first met because he wanted something . he kind of does that sometimes . cole : hey , it 's -- it 's ok . i -- i 'm not in love with your dad . starr : well , that 's a relief . cole : listen , do n't make a joke about this . i 'm serious . i mean , what your dad does is not your fault . i could n't be with you at all if i thought differently -- you know , considering -- starr : your mom ? yeah . cole : listen , i -- i just do n't get the whole on again / off again marriage thing that your parents keep doing . starr : no , it -- it 's not that they do n't love each other or anything . i mean , my dad loves my mom more than anyone in the whole entire world . they 're -- they 're connected . we all are . cole : that 's how my parents were , too . starr : the bottom line is that my mom and dad are soul mates . nothing can ever , ever change that . [ scene_break ] michael : i asked you a question , johnny . what are you trying to do here ? rex : damn . [ adriana sighs ] adriana : oh , no . lindsay : if you could see what an incredible mother marcie is with her son , you would understand . if i could give you this award , i would , because you deserve it , because you 're the true innocent here . [ scene_break ] michael : what the hell are you trying to prove here , johnny ? john : keep your voice down . michael : no , no , no , no . you do n't tell me to shut up , and you are not doing this . john : mike , you have no idea what i 'm doing . michael : oh , i sure as hell do . you 're convinced that because you know the truth about tommy that my wife killed spencer truman and she did n't do it , johnny ! i 'm telling you she did n't . john : ok , mike , you 're not listening to me . michael : no , you listen to me , ok ? what do you think is going to happen here , huh ? do you think i 'm going to let you walk in here with the keystone cops and take my wife out in handcuffs ? john : mike , that 's not what this is . michael : well , then what the hell is it , john ? do you really expect me to believe that you came here `` not `` expecting to make an arrest ? john : no , but -- michael : you are not taking my wife to jail ! [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] roxy : oh , that 's my phone . maybe it 's my bookie . nash : hmm . nash : ahem . jared : look , i 'm sorry what happened here tonight . i got one of the best hands of my life . nash : and i did n't . jared : but that 's what you needed to buy out your partner in the vineyard . nash : well , i 'll find some other way to get the money to buy out my partner in the vineyard . jared : huh . nash : that vineyard 's my dream and i 'm not losing it in a poker match . jared : and you should n't . dreams are good to have . nash : what about your dreams , mr. banks , huh ? what do you got ? jared : look , i realize you 're upset . nash : oh , i 'm more than that -- i 'm a poor loser , so why do n't you take your money , get the hell out of here because i do n't want to see your face again . jared : how about i give you a chance to win your money back ? nash : i do n't take charity and i do n't take handouts . jared : i understand that , better than you know . good luck to you , then . roxy : where 'd mr . hot stuff go ? nash : who knows , who cares ? roxy : you . let me pour you another one . you need it . [ scene_break ] natalie : so his name is jared banks . he comes into my office this morning , saying that he 's the answer to the company 's prayers . huh . miles : do you think maybe he is ? natalie : no , i think he 's just looking for a quick score . he thinks that the company is going to fall apart because grandpa died and he wanted to bully the new girl -- me . miles : well , he does n't know you well , then . natalie : oh , i think he figured it out pretty quick . it 's so nice to be in charge . miles : huh . you think he realized that you do n't mess around ? natalie : well , i think he got the message . am i boring you ? miles : what ? natalie -- no . if you 're anything , you 're not boring . natalie : so i 'm just not as interesting as marty , right ? i mean , that 's who you 're thinking about ? miles : no , actually , i 'm not . i 'm not thinking about marty . natalie : todd , still ? miles : look , i -- i ca n't help it . just -- natalie : miles , are you sure there 's not something else going on with you ? miles : i -- i just do n't like it that he 's out there hating me . natalie : oh -- honey , todd hates a lot of people . miles : yeah , but i 'm probably at the top of his list . natalie : so say you 're sorry . it wo n't be good enough . miles : maybe i can offer him something that will be . [ scene_break ] cole : john is the only one besides me who thinks my mom is innocent . starr : well , can he do anything about it ? cole : uh -- can he what ? starr : can he do anything about it ? cole : huh . i guess he 's trying . starr : is he into her or something ? cole : i do n't know . i mean , i 'd be cool with that . but it does n't do any good if she 's locked behind bars , right ? starr : i really do hope for you and your mom 's sake that everything works out . cole : yeah , me , too . but i do n't know -- sometimes i get scared . i mean , what if she does n't get out ? what if john does n't come through ? [ phone rings ] cole : i do n't know who it is . starr : well , maybe you should pick it up anyway . [ ring ] cole : hello ? marty : cole ? cole : mom . i -- i thought you could n't make phone calls after 7 : 00 . are you ok ? marty : i am better than ok . [ scene_break ] bo : excuse me . john ? what 's going on ? michael : he 's -- bo : mike , please . what 's up with the uniforms ? john : i tried to call you , but i could n't get through , all right ? i have new information in truman 's murder . i came to make an arrest , but i thought this thing would be over by now . i certainly did n't want to do it in front of all these people . mike thinks he knows what 's going on , but he does n't . michael : well , you have n't told me any different , have you ? john : you have n't given me a chance . marcie : you are seriously going to do this , are n't you ? john , you 're going to come in here , make a scene , publicly humiliate your brother -- is that it ? bo : what -- humiliate him how ? marcie : yeah , well , john thinks that i 'm a murderer . he thinks that i killed a man for -- i do n't know . what was the reason ? anyway , he 's going to make a public spectacle and ruin this evening for lindsay , and you know what ? i am not going to let you . lindsay : marcie ? you 're not the one he 's here for . [ scene_break ] roxy : i 'm sorry you bet the farm . i 'd have a lot more booze left if you did n't . [ roxy sighs ] roxy : so now what ? what 's your plan b for the wine yard ? jared : hello , is this antonio vega ? hi , my name is jared banks . i hear you have a vineyard to unload . [ scene_break ] cole : mom , what are you talking about ? marty : i ca n't tell you any of the details , sweetie , but our nightmare is almost over . cole : oh -- oh , all right . well , you have to tell me more . marty : i wish i could , but i ca n't tell you anything right now . i just -- i wanted you to have that to take to sleep with you tonight . i love you more than anything , sweetie , and we 're going to be all right . i promise . cole : i -- i love you , too . call me as soon as you know something . marty : i will , i promise . ok . cole : my mom said it 's almost over . starr : but she did n't tell you why ? cole : she said she could n't , but , i mean , she sounded happy -- i mean , happier than i 've heard her in a long time . starr : oh . [ scene_break ] natalie : what do you mean ? i mean , what do you think you could do for todd ? miles : you said that i took away todd 's hope about his son . maybe i can give that hope back to him . [ scene_break ] marcie : lindsay , you do n't -- look , you just -- you just do n't understand , ok ? this is what i was talking about . john thinks that i killed spencer truman , and now you have the nerve to show up here at lindsay 's award ceremony and arrest me ? for something that i -- i never even thought of doing , i swear . lindsay : i do n't think that 's why john 's here at all . is it , lieutenant ? bo : john , you want to tell me what 's going on ? lindsay : i will . lindsay : john did n't come here to arrest marcie for the murder of spencer truman . he came here to arrest me . [ next_on ] jessica : what 's been going on since i 've been away ? what have i missed ? antonio : why are you so anxious to buy me out ? natalie : what did spencer do to todd 's baby ? marcie : lindsay hardly knew spencer truman , john . she had no reason to kill him ! john : actually , she did .
nash loses all his money to jared . miles tells natalie that he knows more about todd 's son than he has let on . marty tells john that lindsay murdered spencer , but asks what her motive was . at the awards banquet , lindsay is presented with the `` woman of the year `` award . lindsay begins to reminisce about jen . both todd and blair try to assure starr that they are not out on a date . miles tries to convince natalie that he has no idea where todd 's son is . marty thanks john for believing in her innocence . roxy tries her best to console nash after he loses all his money . marty calls cole to let him know that soon all this will be over and tells him that she can not give him any details . marcie is confused by lindsay 's attitude during the ceremony . michael fears the worst when john interrupts the festivities . marcie makes a spectacle of herself in front of everyone by telling the crowd that john is there to arrest her for spencer 's murder . lindsay steps forward and lets them know that john is not there to arrest marcie , but to arrest her . bo asks john to fill him in on all this . jared offers nash a chance to win back his money , but nash refuses . jared calls antonio .
todd : okay , so , help me out . you 've got your life back . you got your job back . marty : you know what ? just stop . stop right there and sit down . todd : why ? marty : you know how i said i wanted to get you out of my head ? maybe the best way to do that is to get into yours . todd : what does that mean ? marty : you need one more session to complete your court - mandated treatment , right ? well , you got me . todd : are you seriously considering treating me ? marty : you are on the clock . [ scene_break ] téa : you ca n't do this to me . elijah : well , my client can . in fact , he 's more concerned about what you 've done to him . téa : i can not give ross what he wants . ha ha . trust me , elijah clarke , if that is in fact your name . you do not know what you 've gotten yourself into the middle of . elijah : i think i 'll be okay . you look like you 're doing okay yourself . manning 's got a real nice set - up , huh ? the two of you all snug here , living la vida llanview . tell me , how do you think your life would change if todd knew what you 've done ? téa : ha ha . it 's not a smart idea to threaten me . elijah : oh , good . then we 're fine . because i do n't make threats . [ scene_break ] blair : you found ross rayburn ? okay , where is he ? what does he know about téa 's secret ? rex : hold your horses . i located the guy . blair : okay . rex : i did not dig up anything linking him to téa delgado 's lost years . blair : but you know that they are connected . they both disappeared at the same time , when they were rescued . come on . rayburn 's got ta know téa 's secret , and i am this much closer to finding out what it is . yes . [ scene_break ] gigi : hey . schuyler : oh , hi . gigi : `` oh , hi `` ? schuyler : hi . gigi : what 's up ? schuyler : nothing . i do n't know . i did n't expect to see you here . gigi : because i 'm a notorious pier - hater ? wanted in 3 states . bad joke . i just ... schuyler , you are allowed to walk on the pier . we ran into each other . it 's not a big deal . schuyler : well , actually , it kinda is . [ scene_break ] stacy : well ? kim : ay , papaya ! you look good enough to eat , and then some . and thanks to me , schuyler 's already gon na be oozing sympathy when you show up at his door . and do n't say too much . just let his imagination and your girls do all the talking . stacy : yeah , they are pretty great , right ? kim : straight guy kryptonite . you 'll have no trouble getting sky in the sack . stacy : i 'm not worried about getting him in bed . it 's just the rest . kim : making a baby to pass off as rex 's ? stacy : yeah , that part 's gon na be a little difficult . kim : i mean , you 're totally fertile , stace . rex knocked you up in one shot . stacy : yeah , i know . kim : then what 's the problem ? stacy : it 's gigi . [ scene_break ] dorian : if you think mayor lowell is doing such a bad job , why do n't you run for mayor yourself ? viki : i had that job once , dorian . remember ? dorian : for about 10 minutes . viki : and that was enough . besides , you 're not serious about me running . you 've obviously thrown your support behind the incompetent . oh , dear , did i say `` incompetent `` ? i meant incumbent . let it go . dorian : do you want to know the reason why i think you should throw your hat in the ring ? viki : well , i guess you 're just so bored at home you 're trying to scare up a horse race . dorian : more than just a horse race . this is a race you would lose . and lose you will . look at mayor lowell . he 's a natural . challenger or not , that horse is gon na win . [ scene_break ] todd : i seem to recall asking you to take a look inside my head and tell me what was wrong with me before . you refused . what 's changed ? marty : i 'm getting paid . todd : well , i would have paid you before . marty : i have my license back now . todd : ah , so you need the hospital board to tell you you 're up to the job . marty : i think you 're stalling . todd : no , i think you want to get inside my head and mess with me the way i ... marty : mess with me ? all right , if that 's what you think , you should just go now . todd : no , that 's okay . i deserve it . and i need this form signed , so ... what 's a little mindscrew among friends , right ? okay . do you want me to sit down or do you want me to lie down or what ? marty : oh , whatever makes you feel comfortable . marty : all right , well ... why do n't we start with why you had sex with blair when you claimed you were interested in téa ? todd : [ laughs ] where did that come from ? marty : you told me at your house , remember , right before you asked me to shrink you ? todd : okay . ahem . i -- i do n't know . why did i do it ? marty : why do you think you did it ? todd : you get paid for answers like that ? marty : you know , it -- it really would n't hurt you to look at your behavior and try to figure out why you do the things you do . todd : ah , yes , yes , yes . well , let me see . okay , i had sex with blair because she seduced me . marty : and you had no say in the matter ? todd : it was meaningless sex . wait a minute -- why are we talking about this ? marty : because it upset you , and rightly so . you could 've jeopardized a meaningful relationship with someone else . todd : well , i -- i -- i jeopardized it , but nothing happened . marty : but it could have . is that what you 're trying to do ? you 're trying to ruin your relationship with téa ? [ scene_break ] téa : what will it take to make you go away ? elijah : we 're in the middle of the case . besides , i like it here . téa : this is n't a game , elijah . this is my life . okay ? if todd finds out what i did , he will never forgive me . elijah : you should have thought of that before you did it . téa : and you 're such a choirboy . you 've never done anything to screw things up with the person you love . you know what ? [ exhales ] i did n't expect this to happen , all right ? i never in a million years thought i 'd fall back in love with todd , but i did . i have . how much is he paying you ? i will pay you twice the amount . i will pay you 3 times . i will pay you whatever is necessary . you just go back to that snake and tell him you could n't get what he wants from me . elijah : well , sorry . i ca n't do that . unlike you , i have scruples . téa : oh , give me a break . you 're blackmailing me . threatening what i have with todd . elijah : what do you want me to say ? i go the distance for my clients . téa : you listen to me . ross wants something from me , ha ha , and if he exposes me , he 's never gon na get it . looks like we 're at an impasse . and since you and i are the only two people who know about this , it ends right here . [ scene_break ] blair : i want you to tell me everything you know about ross rayburn starting now . rex : the reason he was so hard to track down was that he 's been using an alias . well , a list of aliases , actually . ross burnside , ross de los reyes , ross donatelli . most recently ross raymond . blair : we know he 's a sleazebag . he helped todd try to kidnap my kids . rex : and he 's still a fugitive thanks to the charges you brought against him . blair : i have n't dropped those . do you think that 's why he 's using all these aliases ? rex : the vessel that rescued rayburn and téa brought them to hawaii for treatment . from what i can tell from his medical records , once our guy recovered and realized he was on american soil , he took off . blair : and téa took off with him ? rex : that i do n't know for sure . what i do know is , for a while at least , rayburn was with a woman . [ scene_break ] viki : sorry , dorian . you 'll have to get your kicks elsewhere . charlie ! charlie : not now . be with you in a minute here . mayor . mayor lowell : stan lowell . charlie : yeah , no , we 've already met . i 'm just wondering if you can explain to me why your office suddenly decided today to pull the permit on my hawthorne street project . viki : charlie , what 's wrong ? charlie : the mayor here had my worksite shut down . dorian : shoddy workmanship ? charlie : every job that i have ever done in this town i have had done up to code . i have had a permit for everything and i 've had every job inspected . now , the city services people told me to take it up with the mayor , and that 's exactly what i 'm doing . mayor lowell : i will certainly look into it . charlie : look , mayor , you keep saying that you want to do what is best for the people here in llanview . now , that job , that single , one project employs over 100 people . i want to know why you 're going after me . [ scene_break ] schuyler : gigi , i 'm trying to avoid you . i told rex i would stay out of your lives and i meant it . gigi : this is n't the big city , schuyler . we 're gon na run into each other . that good - bye meant that we ca n't make plans to see each other or we ca n't call each other for advice . schuyler : okay , gigi , i know what my good - bye meant . gigi : what ? that we can never see each other again ? is that what you 're saying ? schuyler : no , not me . rex . gigi : rex and i worked that out . schuyler : oh , really ? well , how come he came to my work and suggested i leave town ? gigi : excuse me ? rex told you to leave town ? [ scene_break ] stacy : schuy is totally hung up on my sister . kim : well , he ca n't have her , and i primed the pump for you , honey . got him remembering how great he used to be while he was using ... stacy : you think that 's gon na put him in the mood ? `` yeah , remember back when you were a loser junkie ? `` kim : i also got him thinking about how bad rex has been to you . stacy : you did ? kim : when you show up at his door , he 's gon na be ready for you , and he 's lonely , and he 's got to be horny as hell . stacy : well , yeah , i could work him , and with some time i could even get him to fall in love with me again . but that 's the problem . i do n't have any time . how am i gon na get him to have sex with me tonight ? kim : simple . [ scene_break ] schuyler : okay , so rex shows up last night . gigi : at your job . schuyler : yeah , and says he wants to apologize for , you know , blowing up in my face when he saw us together . gigi : so he came for the `` sorry `` but stayed to give you the boot . schuyler : yeah , that 's not exactly how it went . gigi : really ? well , then , how did it go ? schuyler : look , it 's okay , all right ? i do n't blame him for pulling out all the stops to protect what you guys have . i would 've done -- i would 've done the same thing . and honestly , he made some good points . gigi : like what ? schuyler : well , you know , i came to llanview because my mom , you know -- well , i wanted to find out why she would do that to herself , and when i did , things got complicated . gigi : but you stuck it out . schuyler : yeah . yeah , i did stick it out , because even when things got really bad , i mean , she -- she loved this place , and i felt closer to her and i liked my job . gigi : because you were good at it . schuyler : was good at it . i doubt anyone will hire me as a teacher in this town again . gigi : oh , you 'll find something . you 're a genius science geek . schuyler : okay , okay , stop . gigi : i 'm serious . no one would have ever found out that stacy faked being a stem cell match if it had n't been for you . schuyler : oh , yeah , because , you know , that situation pops up all the time . `` got a fake stem cell donor ? call schuyler . `` gigi : there 's the university . there 's private research . plus there 's the great work you 're already doing at the drug treatment center . schuyler : i can get that kind of work anywhere . as for my love life , well ... gigi : so what are you saying ? that there 's nothing left for you here in llanview ? is that what you think ? is that what rex was saying to you ? schuyler : well , you know , maybe he was n't saying it for my health , but he did make some good points . i mean , somewhere else -- i could start fresh . maybe it 's best for everyone if i just leave . gigi : not for me it would n't be . [ scene_break ] stacy : butterfly 7 ? a mickey ? kim : why not ? stacy : because it can backfire . when i first came to town , i used one on rex , and yeah , i got him into bed , but he passed out . kim : before or after ? stacy : before . nothing happened . he woke up the next morning and he knew he 'd been drugged . kim : you used too much on him . well , good thing i 'm here to help this time . stacy : i do n't know , kim . rex is one thing , but schuy , he used big time . i do n't want to throw him off the wagon . kim : you wo n't . we 're not talking about a `` drug `` drug . once it wears off , he 'll never know he even had it . stacy : okay . well , where would i even get any butterfly 7 right now any -- go figure . kim : come to mama . [ scene_break ] reporter : why would you shut down a project that employs so many ? mayor lowell : i can only imagine that the board of contract compliance found some kind of irregularity . charlie : that is a load of bull . mayor lowell : the safety of the citizens of llanview is my top priority and -- of course i -- i am happy to speak to the board of adjustment and appeals -- charlie : okay , you and your `` boards `` can take weeks . mayor lowell : well , the department does have a list of licensed electricians . charlie : yeah , in your back pocket . second reporter : mr. mayor , is corruption a problem in the administration of city contracts ? dorian : attention , ladies and gentlemen . the mayor 's press conference is now over , but i would like to add something . i am dorian lord , and i would like to announce that i am throwing my support completely behind mayor lowell and his re - election campaign . i have many good reasons for that , and if you like , come with me and i will enlighten you . right this way . thank you . mayor lowell : mr. banks , if you 're gon na make accusations in public , you 'd better be able to back them up . have a nice day . viki : oh , charlie , i 'm so sorry . charlie : it 's not your fault . viki : i think it might be . how long ago did you get the call that they were shutting down your project ? charlie : just about 15 minutes ago . viki : well , a half an hour before that , i told the mayor `` the banner `` was not going to endorse him , and he was not happy . charlie : ohh . and that 's all it would take to shut me down is a phone call from him . viki : i 'm so sorry if i thought that i -- charlie : no , come on . no , no , no , come on . it was n't your fault . that s.o.b . [ scene_break ] dorian : mayor lowell . may i have a moment with you ? mayor lowell : for my newest supporter , you can have two . dorian : i just want to say i think it 's absolutely dreadful the way that uncouth lout nearly ruined your press conference . mayor lowell : you mean mr. viki over there ? dorian : ooh . mayor lowell : you know , with the press here , that could 've been very ugly , but you handled those sharks like a real pro . dorian : that 's the least i can do for you . [ scene_break ] todd : that 's crazy . why would i -- why would i try to screw things up with téa on purpose ? i just found out that she 's the one for me . i really want a future with her . marty : why ? todd : why ? for one thing , we went through hell together . marty : what happened ? todd : i do n't want to bore you with the whole story , but somehow we ended up stranded on a strip of sand in the pacific ocean . ha ha . really stranded . i mean , `` lost `` does not begin to describe what we were . marty : so you got close . todd : yeah . and on one occasion , we were sitting around the fire -- i finally managed to build a fire -- and she told me that i was `` it `` for her . i was the love of her life . marty : how long ago was that ? todd : that was a long time ago . marty : so what happened between the two of you ? todd : blair . she kept getting in the way . but see , that 's over now . and i like to think i 've grown up now , so i know what i want . marty : téa . so , you care about téa . she cares about you . she 's telling you that she loves you . you want to build a future together . how do you feel about her ? todd : she 's great . marty : ca n't say it , can you ? todd : say what ? marty : that you love her . [ scene_break ] téa : you and ross ca n't bully me into giving up a thing . we have nothing more to discuss . kindly get the hell out of todd 's house . elijah : just keep one thing in mind . you do n't give ross rayburn what he wants , he 's got nothing left to lose . téa : leave or i 'll call the cops . elijah : there 's nothing stopping him from using the information he has against you . téa : yeah , yeah , i 've heard that before . elijah : oh , and since your boyfriend 's botched kidnapping attempt is the reason mr. rayburn ca n't re - enter the country , i 'm sure he wo n't lose any sleep if manning is destroyed in the process . [ scene_break ] rex : at rayburn 's last known address , delivery people and neighbors report that he was living with a woman . nobody 's seen her for the past year . blair : mm . a year , huh ? that would be about the time téa showed up in colombia to help ray montez . rex : the timing works , but that 's about it . there 's no -- there 's no pictures , there 's no documentation , like a lease with her name on it . although , if rayburn was using a fake name , téa might have been , too . blair : figures . the two of them team up like a regular bonnie and clyde . rex : i 'll see what i can find out . blair : so what 's the last known address for rayburn ? rex : mahina . it 's in tahiti . blair : and how far away is that from here ? rex : blair . blair : come on . rex : no , slow down . i am still sourcing rayburn 's activities . i 've got pictures of téa circulating through channels . i have paid off -- thanks to you , i 've paid off every local snitch in the area . we 'll know a lot more in the next few days . blair : i ca n't wait , all right ? look , you 've given me enough information on ross rayburn . he 's gon na tell me where téa 's hiding , so come on . rex : we need to know how dangerous he is before we go knocking on his door . blair : he 's in tahiti , not tehran . he 's probably kicked back in some hammock , throwing back mojitos , watching , like , sitcom reruns . rex : and if he 's not ? blair : we 'll deal with it . rex : you sure you want to go through with this ? blair : exposing téa delgado ? hell , yeah . rex : it could ruin her life . blair : and the problem there would be what ? rex : what if it ruins yours , too ? [ scene_break ] téa : thank you so much for reminding me . ross is still in mahina . he ca n't set foot back in the united states . elijah : well , he would n't have to to expose you . téa : yeah , and if he does , i 'll do everything in my power to get him extradited back to the united states , where he 'll face kidnapping charges . he 'll land in jail forever with no hope of ever getting back what he thinks i stole from him . i have two words for your client : back off . elijah : why do n't you tell him yourself ? téa : hello , ross . [ scene_break ] marty : the word is `` love , `` todd . if you love her , why are you scared to tell her ? todd : i 'm not scared . marty : téa 's already told you . you 're kind of leaving her hanging there . do n't you think it 's fair to tell her how you feel ? todd : i show her how i feel every day . marty : getting close to someone is scary , is n't it ? todd : actually , i 'm having a ball . marty : but you do n't trust it , do you ? todd : trust what ? marty : happily ever after . todd : not necessarily . i like a good fairy tale . marty : the idea of being really happy , head over heels in love . you do n't really believe in it . it 's not you . todd : well , to be quite honest , i do n't know how i can believe in it , because the last time i was close to it was with you . and i destroyed that . [ scene_break ] dorian : i would love to give a fundraiser for you at my home -- la boulaie . why do n't you have your wife call me and we can go over the details ? mayor lowell : i 'm -- i 'm recently divorced . dorian : oh , yes , that 's right . i 'm sorry . i forgot . [ scene_break ] viki : dorian 's about as subtle as a howitzer . she 's just playing up to the mayor because she wants his help getting reinstated as chief of staff at the hospital . charlie : dorian wants to run a hospital ? viki : she actually did it once before and , to her credit , for a while she did a pretty good job . that 's until she got bored . charlie : i doubt that that 's what it 's all about . [ scene_break ] kim : just use the amount i told you . schuyler will do whatever you want him to . stacy : this has to work . kim : trust me . once you get schuyler in the mood , he 'll forget your sister ever existed . [ scene_break ] schuyler : so you -- you do n't want me to leave llanview . gigi : no ! i 'd miss you . it 's one thing for us not to hang out -- for now -- but it 's a whole other thing for you to bail entirely . my god , schuyler , i would hate for you to leave because of something rex said . schuyler : well , maybe it 's time . gigi : maybe my boyfriend is just insecure right now . he 'll get over it . you kissed me one time . that 'll never happen again . i 've told him over and over that it was a mistake and that there was never , ever anything going on between us . schuyler : yeah , see , there was , okay ? maybe not for you but for me . i -- i have n't been completely honest with you all that time . the day that i kissed you , what i was feeling , i still feel that , okay ? rex is n't wrong when he accuses me of having a thing for you . whenever we 're together , even -- even running into each other like this , right now , the only thing i can think about is kissing you again . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : this is the number for my personal assistant , and she 'll be able to help you with everything to set up the fundraiser . dorian : wonderful . i 'll give her a call . i also wonder if perhaps you and i should n't meet to discuss some other ideas that i have ? perhaps over dinner . [ scene_break ] viki : she 's absolutely shameless . do you know she suggested that i run for mayor against lowell ? how ridiculous is that ? charlie : i do n't know . is it ? [ scene_break ] gigi : wow , i ... i do n't know what to say . schuyler : you do n't have to say anything . i know it 's not what you wanted to hear . gigi : i 'd be lying if i said i did n't care about you . i do . a lot . but i 'm in love with rex . schuyler : yeah . right . gigi : even now , ticked off as i am at him for trying to make you leave town , there 's no one else i want to be with . schuyler : oh , totally . i get it . gigi : after everything we 've been through . schuyler : you guys deserve a break . yes . gigi : shane and rex and i , we 've been through so much and i -- we want to be a family again . schuyler : you will be . you are . you are , and i really want you to be happy . i do . but now you get it , right ? i mean , why this -- us seeing each other -- it ca n't happen . i just -- i have to put as much space between us as possible . gigi : schuyler . i want you to be happy , too . [ scene_break ] kim : you 're ready . you were born ready . so , go get him . stacy : this has to work . schuy is my last hope . kim : and you 're his . when he opens that door and sees you looking like a million bucks , it 'll be game over . so just get on over there and make you a baby already . just try and relax . stacy : you 're right . no stress . stress is why i lost rex 's baby and i want to conceive tonight . so , i have to believe it 's gon na happen . kim : thatta girl . get on over there and seduce the hell out of him . in a couple hours , you 'll have a new bun in the oven , and no one will ever know the baby is n't rex 's . stacy : [ exhales ] [ scene_break ] rex : i know todd . if this ends up hurting téa , he will never forgive you for exposing her . blair : well , guess what ? i know todd , too , and when the secret comes out , no matter what it is , i think i 'm gon na be the last thing on todd 's mind . rex : what if you 're wrong about all this ? what if téa was just off somewhere ... feeding the poor ? blair : oh , well , then todd and saint téa will live happily ever after , now , wo n't they ? look , we both know she 's no saint . so , come on . what are we waiting for ? let 's get on the next plane to tahiti . come on ! come on ! [ scene_break ] téa : yeah , i know what you want from me . and you can forget it . i do n't appreciate , by the way , you siccing your dog on me . you think you know everything . but i am warning you , ross , you think you can push me ? i 'm gon na push you right back . elijah : hello , mr. rayburn . yes , yes . listen , i 'll call you back , okay ? elijah : well . i think that reunion went swimmingly , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] marty : so you think your inability to tell téa that you love her stems from what happened between us , that you believed you loved me ? todd : well , i did love you . marty : so , i guess you think and feel that love means hurt . todd : i do n't know . i can tell you that when i was a kid ... when my dad would come after me with a belt or his fists , he would always say that he was doing it for my own good . marty : so , you were hurt -- hurt by someone who claimed to love you . todd : yeah . and i did the same thing to you . marty : so , you do n't want to -- you do n't want to feel that again . you 're gon na stop yourself from making that final step , for -- for making that frank admission of love . because that 's the one thing that 's gon na put it right next to the relationship you had with me . but do n't you see ? if you do n't -- if you do n't move past it , you 're never gon na move forward . you 're never gon na have that relationship , that meaningful relationship you want with someone else . todd : ha . i 'm sorry . that 's very good , but is this my therapy session or yours ? [ scene_break ] dorian : this is my private number . call me . viki : she was n't serious about me running ; she was just trying to provoke me . charlie : so ? i mean , you were mayor once . viki : yeah , but for a very short period of time . charlie : i know , but , okay , even if you lasted for a day , you probably did more good than that joker did in his whole term . viki : well , i did manage to make a huge dent in carlo hesser 's drug empire . charlie : there you go . and what has lowell done on that front ? viki : nothing . absolutely nothing . charlie : i 'm telling you , near my work site , every day i see kids -- 15 , 16 , no older than that . they 're just passing baggies with -- for cash , and the cops come by and they just move the operation down the street . and then mayor lowell there is selling himself as mr. family values . viki : well , at the paper , `` the banner , `` we 're doing a whole series on the drug trafficking problem in llanview , which has exploded in the years that he 's been mayor . you know , and it 's not just on the streets . cole -- marty 's son ? he got hooked at school . bo says it 's a huge problem . and this guy refuses to do anything about it . the police department , they need manpower , they need resources to combat this . why are you looking at me like that ? [ scene_break ] todd : got ta hand it to you . you 're very good . marty : meaning ? todd : this is what you were talking about . getting inside my head to get me out of yours . that 's good . did it work ? marty : you know , think what you want , but this was your session , not mine . todd : well , you 're right , actually . i have been holding out on téa . and as much as i regret what happened with us , i have to let that go if i 'm gon na move on with her . and i do . marty : good . todd : uh , i think that 's it . i think our professional hour is up , doctor , so , if you would n't mind signing this document for me . marty : there you go . todd : thank you . todd : you know , marty , i do n't want to be in your head . i do n't want to be the reason you ca n't move on with john . and i sincerely hope that you can . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] elijah : duty calls . téa : get out . elijah : you know , you should be happy i 'm such a workaholic . i 'm about to get your boyfriend out of his ex - wife 's house so the two of you can have some more time together . who knows ... i might even be able to change todd 's life . téa : you ca n't tell him anything about this . i 'm begging . elijah : i 'll see you in court . [ scene_break ] rex : tahiti . blair : yes . rex : today . blair : yes . let 's get this show on the road , rex . come on . rex : i ca n't go anywhere right now . blair : why not ? rex : i have to get gigi and shane squared away . i just got stacy -- blair : stacy ? rex : there 's a doctor 's appointment . i have to be here for that . i can go to tahiti as soon as all of that 's taken care of . blair : and how long is that gon na take ? rex : i 'm not sure yet . blair : ugh ! rex : i 'll talk to gigi and make the appointment ... blair : listen , dude , i ca n't wait . gigi : rex ? i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . can i talk to you in private for just a minute ? rex : sure . we 'll talk more tomorrow , okay , when i know more about my life . let me get the file , check it out , okay ? blair : no , no , no . rex : hey , beautiful . gigi : hey , yourself . rex : what 's wrong ? gigi : i just ran into schuyler . he told me something real interesting . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] [ scene_break ] charlie : i just wish you could 've seen your face when you were talking about this town , what it needs . viki : charlie , i love this town . it 's my home . but i loathe politics . charlie : well , you 've sure got a passion for it . viki : oh , that was just the combination of dorian and the mayor that set me off . charlie : i know , but -- viki : charlie , we just got married . i would like to spend my extra time with you . charlie : okay . i could be your right hand man . viki : stop . stop ! charlie : look , i know this is out of left field , this whole idea of running for mayor , but instead of thinking , `` why , `` how about thinking , `` why not `` ? [ scene_break ] stacy : you called me ? told me to come over ? schuyler : oh . yeah , sorry . i forgot . stacy : what happened ? schuyler : ah , it does n't matter . stacy : oh , yes , it does matter , because you matter . what ? did something happen with gigi ? schuyler : yeah , she wants rex and only rex , and rex wants gigi and only gigi , so guess where that leaves me ? stacy : oh , probably about exactly where i am , only you 're not knocked up . schuyler : huh . sorry . look -- look , the only reason i asked you over here is i ran into your friend kim . she seemed worried . she said you were all upset , in a bad spot over rex , and i -- ha ha -- i thought i could actually help , but you know , clearly i 'm the one who could use a little help myself . stacy : hmm . look , i know what it feels like to want something you can never have . sometimes i feel like i ca n't go on . but ... i do n't know . maybe -- maybe we can help each other ? oh . [ scene_break ] rex : what did schuyler say to you ? gigi : he told me -- that does n't matter . it 's what you did n't tell me . rex : what are you talking about ? gigi : oh , come off it , rex . you went to see him last night and you did n't say a word to me . rex : boy , he did n't waste any time . gigi : what happened to you and me being a united front , huh ? did you really tell schuyler to get out of town ? [ scene_break ] stacy : so , the only thing you had in your fridge was iced téa . schuyler : i have n't really been in the mood to buy groceries . stacy : yeah . well , we can always talk . like we used to . we used to really be able to help each other . here you go . [ scene_break ] marty : [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , good . you 're home . oh , i had the greatest chat with the mayor . blair : not now , dorian , because i got ta go . dorian : go where ? blair : i 've booked myself on the next flight to tahiti . [ scene_break ] téa : hi . todd : hi . is this -- you all right ? téa : yeah . todd : what is this ? where are you going ?
kim persuades stacy to find a way to seduce schuyler so that she can get pregnant by him when they know that they do n't have any time left . knowing that he wo n't sleep with stacy on his own , kim knows that stacy needs to drug him . right then , schuyler admits being really frustrated with the fact that he ca n't be more than friends with gigi especially when she 's having problems with rex . he informs her that rex asked him to leave town . at that point , she angrily confronts rex about doing that behind her back . dorian is engaging with the mayor to get him re - elected and so that he can help her get reinstated to the hospital board . viki and charlie are not ok with that . but when charlie finds out that dorian `` suggested `` that viki run against the mayor in the election , he tells viki that that might not be a bad idea . blair is determined to find out tea 's secret regarding ross rayburn . elijah threatens to expose her secret to todd . todd goes and has a `` therapy `` session with marty where he admits to her the problem he has with trusting himself to love somebody and admits to marty that he 's ok with her moving on and being with john because he 's moved on with tea . but when he returns home to tea , she is crying and ready to pack her bags after elijah has threatened to reveal her secret .
nurse : okay . you 're all set . jessica : natalie ! natalie : hey , jess , what are you doing here ? jessica : oh , i 'm here to see dr. wright . she 's my obstetrician . natalie : oh , me , too . jessica : you 're kidding . natalie : no . why ? jessica : well , nothing . it 's just , do n't you think it 's weird ? i mean , ever since we 've gotten pregnant , it 's , like , one coincidence after another , even right down to our babies ' fathers . [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] brody : john , where 's price ? john : i do n't know . he trailed eli to this cabana . he called in that he and vickers are inside . no there 's no answer . brody : from price or from inside the cabana ? john : neither . uh ... come on , clarke ! we have a warrant for your arrest . there 's no way out of there . [ scene_break ] destiny : i 'm sorry about shaun . i do n't know what 's up with him . dani : he does n't want to help . destiny : that 's not it . he has this look on his face like he 's trying to swallow his tongue trying not to talk . do n't worry . i 'll dog him after the wedding . dani : no . just forget it . i ca n't waste my time with him . i have to find my mom . destiny : well , darren 's brother is a cop . dani : yeah ? darren : yeah . i have n't asked him yet , but i will . dani : thanks . thanks to you , too . destiny : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] cole : so it 's just your aunt dorian ? starr : do n't worry . i 'm sure it will still be quite the show . let 's enjoy it . cole : sure . starr : you know what i mean ? no hannah , no james . cole : sounds pretty good to me . [ scene_break ] langston : it 's never gon na happen . james : what ? langston : starr is with cole , end of story . james : ah , now , i was just thinking how great it is to be at a fancy wedding with a beautiful date . langston : oh , you were , were you ? james : come on . let 's just have a great time tonight . langston : works for me . [ scene_break ] dorian : david vickers buchanan , you are the luckiest man - child on the face of the earth ... and , dorian , you are the happiest woman . ha ha ha ! oh ... [ dorian sniffs ] [ scene_break ] charlie : and then , believe it or not , dorian actually thanked me . viki : i know . i told you . she said the same thing to me . charlie : well , i suppose we deserve it . i mean , we are the ones who got her and david to admit that they 're crazy about each other . viki : well , it took a while , but thank the lord it worked . charlie : yeah . now , if we can only get them to admit that they 're crazy -- viki : ha ha ha ! i can not imagine two people who are more right for each other than dorian and david . charlie : really ? viki : mm - hmm . charlie : how about you and me ? viki : oh , well -- charlie : mm ! [ scene_break ] dani : okay . that was todd . darren : has he had any luck finding your mom ? dani : not yet . destiny : do n't worry . he will . dani : i hope so . just thinking about my mom dying all alone somewhere , i -- destiny : hey , if i know anything about todd manning , he always gets what he wants . [ scene_break ] bo : i better find david , make sure he 's ready . matthew : cool . i 'll go with you . bo : eh , well , thanks , bud , but , you know , maybe i ought to see him alone . it 's kind of that best man - groom kind of thing . you know what i mean . matthew : i got it . give him some advice . he kind of likes it . bo : okay . nora : ha ha ! i am guessing that the choice words you have set aside are for the other groom -- elijah clarke . bo : but first , i want to find john , see how it 's going . judge runyon issued that warrant , so that means the 3 little words that eli might hear next are , `` you 're under arrest . `` [ scene_break ] john : all right . let 's do this . you know , it 's too bad . this is a really nice door . cole : iced tea ? starr : thank you . cole : for what ? starr : for setting james straight , even though i wish it did n't almost turn into a fight . cole : the guy would n't listen . next time , i 'll just walk away . starr : but now he knows that nothing and no one can come between us . cole : not if we do n't let them . [ scene_break ] price : oh , damn . brody : price , you okay ? price : yeah . i think i 'm gon na be all right . where 's clarke ? john : we were hoping you 'd know . what happened ? price : look . i trailed him here . i was watching from across the way , and some big guy came to the door , and he looked kind of shady , so i came by to check him out . john : you find out who he was ? price : no . the minute i id 'd myself as a cop , another guy jumped me . i just remember waking up in the bushes . john : price , what is the point of doing all these pushups , man ? all right . we need to find clarke . we need to find him now . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm gon na check in with the babysitter . cole : okay . i 'll get us some refills . starr : okay . langston : you can let go of my hand . starr is not looking anymore . james : i was n't doing it for her . langston : oh , yes , you were , and , just so you know , if you try and break up my best friend and her boyfriend , you 'll wish it was cole beating the hell out of you . james : you 're loyal . i admire that . langston : i bet you do . james : what happened to us just having a good time on our date ? langston : i 'll enjoy your company if you stop trying to enjoy hers . james : deal . langston : good . i 've maid - of - honor duties to go do , so you stay put . i 'll be right back . james : fine . go . leave me here all by myself . not really . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone beeps ] dorian : `` david , it 's been quite a journey . `` more like a long , strange trip . `` david -- `` langston : dorian ? dorian : ooh , hi , sweetheart . langston : it 's almost time . dorian : oh , oh , dear , what is this ? i was just going over my notes for the vows that i 've written . i do n't know . when i wrote it , it looked good . when i said it , it sounded good , but -- langston : dorian , in all the time i 've known you , you have never been at a loss for words , especially when it comes to david . dorian : oh ... langston : just speak from your heart . dorian : thank you , and that coming from such a wonderful writer . thank you , darling ... and my heart is so full right now . langston : i 'm so happy for you . dorian : you 're a remarkable young woman . i know i say that to you all the time , but it 's only because it 's true . you are , and you know what i wish most for you in the whole world ? it 's that you find a man who makes you as happy as i am right now . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone beeps ] james : `` should n't you be asking your own date ? `` [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , cole . cole ? you okay ? cole : yeah . i 'm sorry . i was just a little distracted . matthew : you and me both . [ scene_break ] shaun : hey , baby , you sure you ca n't make it to this wedding ? vivian : i 'd love to , but i have patients . shaun : oh , man , are you really gon na miss the llanview double bill ? you know something crazy has got to happen . vivian : oh , what do you think , someone is gon na object ? shaun : that 's small - time . i 'm talking gate crashers , drunken confessions , shotguns . it definitely would n't hurt to have a beautiful doctor present . vivian : ha ! tempting , but i 'm booked solid . llanview has a lot of pregnant women right now . must be something in the water . shaun : so you 're enjoying your new specialty ? vivian : i love it . there 's nothing more rewarding than seeing the bond form between a mother and her child . shaun : i 'm glad to hear . vivian : you 're glad i 'm no longer working with your brother . shaun : did i say that ? vivian : i know how your brain works . listen . i got to go . i 'll see you later . shaun : count on it . dani : shaun , we never finished our conversation . shaun : i 'm sorry , dani . i do n't know what else i can say . dani : how about , `` i care about your mother , too , so , yes , i will find her `` ? shaun : i told you -- dani : yeah . you ca n't . i heard you , but that 's not true . you can . you just wo n't . shaun : it 's not about what i want . your mom made it clear to your dad that she does n't want to be found . that 's her right . dani : yeah . well , what about my right to be with my mother as long as i possibly can ? shaun : i wish i could help you . dani : shaun , please . i am begging you . if you wo n't find my mother for todd , will you find her for me ? [ scene_break ] natalie : wh - what do you mean ? what coincidences about out babies ' fathers ? jessica : well , we 're both having babies with cops . what did you think i meant ? natalie : i - i had no idea . yeah . that 's right . john and brody are both cops . jessica : and we both got sick , only to realize that we 're pregnant , and here we are , at the same doctor at the same time . natalie : yeah . yeah . it 's a lot of coincidences . jessica : you do n't think i 'm making too big a deal out of this , do you ? i mean -- natalie : no . no , no , no , not at all . i mean , we 're both pregnant at the same time . it 's amazing . jessica : it is . natalie : yeah . vivian : jessica brennan ? jessica : oh , that 's me . wish me luck . natalie : okay . vivian : this way . natalie : thanks . vivian : all right . congratulations on your pregnancy . jessica : thank you . vivian : all right . so let 's narrow down this due date . when was your last period ? you know what ? better yet , do you happen to know the date of conception ? jessica : i do , actually . it 's one of two dates . [ scene_break ] john : all right . find out where the hell eli went . let 's keep it quiet , staff only . price : all right . john : all right . price : i 'll go check the concierge . brody : all right . i 'll take the valet . bo : what 's going on ? john : we lost eli clarke . bo : how 'd that happen ? john : price had him coming in here to get ready for the wedding . bo : this door is the only way in or out of this place . price did n't see him leave ? john : he got knocked out . that 's when clarke got away . i know . bo : maybe this can explain things . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone beeps ] starr : `` i 'm asking you , twinkle `` ? [ gasps ] do n't you `` twinkle `` me . cole : everything okay ? [ scene_break ] darren : do n't wait until the flowers are in the air . move center when the arm goes up . destiny : you 're giving me advice ? i have done this before . darren : nothing wrong with improving the odds . destiny : just as long as you promise to catch the garter . i do n't want some lonely dweeb sliding up on me . matthew : you guys talking about me ? destiny : not on purpose . darren : we 're discussing strategies . i want us to catch the bouquet and the garters at every wedding we go to . destiny : yeah , till we get married . so how 's your crazy brother ? matthew : i do n't know . i think my dad is still talking to him . destiny : well , i 'm glad dave finally took my advice . matthew : what advice was that ? destiny : to stop being such a jerk to the woman he loves and treat her right . matthew : i guess being a jerk must run in the family because i 've been a huge one to dani and nate . destiny : yeah . that 's what i was just hinting to you . matthew : i just feel so bad about téa . i ca n't even imagine what dani is going through . how 's she holding up ? darren : if you really want to know , man ... destiny : ask her . matthew : i ca n't talk to dani after the way i 've been treating her and nate . destiny : so you 're just gon na be an even bigger jerk to her while she 's going through the hardest time in her life . matthew : what am i gon na say , `` sorry for your mom dying `` ? destiny : that 's a good start . [ scene_break ] dani : shaun , please , okay ? my mother thinks that she 's sparing us the pain of watching her die , but what she 's doing is cheating us out of time that we could be spending together , time that we 're never gon na get back . shaun : i 'm sure you mom gave this a lot of thought . dani : it 's not up to her . she 's gon na be gone soon . i 'm gon na have to live knowing that i could 've seen her and held her hand and just have been with my mother . shaun : i get where you 're coming from . dani : you do ? so you 'll help me ? [ scene_break ] langston : excuse me , everyone . can i have your attention ? i 'm langston , mayor lord 's daughter , and i have an announcement to make . charlie : this should be interesting . langston : i know you were all expecting a double wedding , but today there 's only gon na be one wedding , and that 's my mother 's and david 's . blair and eli wo n't be joining us because they 're eloping . destiny : what did i tell you about dorian sharing the spotlight ? [ darren sighs ] langston : so thank you all for your understanding , and the wedding will begin shortly . okay . nora : excuse me , excuse me . langston , langston , hi . where exactly did blair and eli go ? langston : i do n't know . nora : you do n't know ? langston : no . they wanted a private ceremony . i mean , starr does n't even know where they went . why do you want to know ? nora : oh , well , bo and i have a very special gift for them . when did they leave ? langston : i 'm not sure . it was a while ago , though . nora : thank you . langston : okay . nora : excuse me . langston : oh . [ scene_break ] charlie : well , i guess it would n't be a real llanview wedding if everything went off as planned . viki : yeah . i mean , as far as announcements go , well , the announcement that blair and eli are eloping , i mean , that 's a good announcement , really . oh , charlie , i hope this ceremony goes off without some sort of major disaster happening . [ scene_break ] john : anything ? bo : no . no . this has nothing to do with elijah clarke , unfortunately . john : you know , if runyon had dragged his feet with the arrest warrant , we 'd have eli in custody right now . bo : this wedding was thrown together in a hurry . i think that elijah wanted to marry blair just as fast as he could . nora : they 're gone . blair and eli , they 've eloped . [ scene_break ] [ natalie gasps ] nurse : are you all right , dear ? natalie : uh , yeah . sorry . yeah . i 'm fine . thank you . fine . [ scene_break ] vivian : all right . everything looks good . jessica : glad to hear it . vivian : all right , and since you 're fairly certain of when you conceived -- jessica : yeah . it 's either one of two nights , either the very end of may or the very beginning of june . vivian : okay . which means your baby will be due in february . all right . you can go ahead and get dressed ... jessica : yeah . vivian : and then i 'll just need some information about the baby 's father . [ scene_break ] bo : this is commissioner buchanan . put out an atl on elijah clarke and blair cramer . then i want you to search every airport , bus station , train station , boatyard , and car rental within a 50-mile radius . nora : nobody knows where they went . they did n't even tell their own family . bo : eh , does n't matter . we 're gon na find them , anyway . john : i 'm gon na go check the last place blair was seen , okay ? bo : yeah . nora : i 'm so sorry that i did n't find out sooner that they eloped . bo : no , no . it 's not your fault , okay ? nora : oh , okay . bo : elijah clarke , you know , alias bennett thompson , craig patterson . he sure managed to cover his tracks over the years . nora : what do you need me to do ? bo : nothing . nora : nothing ? bo : no . i do n't think there 's anything you can do ... nora : okay . bo : not about elijah , but i do think that you should be the one to handle this . nora : okay . all right . sure , anything . [ sighs ] bo ? uh ... [ scene_break ] shaun : i wish i could help you . dani : well , then stop wishing and just do it . shaun : i 'm sorry . matthew : dani ... really sorry about your mom . [ scene_break ] langston : hey , what 'd i miss ? james : nothing much . [ cell phone beeps ] [ scene_break ] starr : everything is fine . cole : so did hope take her nap ? starr : her nap ? cole : yeah . you were talking to the sitter , right ? starr : oh , the sitter . right . i did n't even get a chance to call her . someone was texting me . cole : who 's texting you ? starr : james . cole : son of a -- starr : cole , please . look . calm down , okay ? i put a stop to it , see ? cole : `` you 're beautiful when you 're angry , twinkle `` ? okay . now he 's completely worthy of an ass kicking . starr : okay . no . stop . look at what i replied to him , okay ? just forget about it . cole : look . i 'm gon na put a stop to this , okay ? starr : cole , wait . how are you gon na do that ? [ scene_break ] vivian : i see from your chart that you lost a child to rh disease . jessica : yes , two years ago this fall . vivian : i 'm so sorry . just to be on the safe side , could you tell me the rh factor of this baby 's father ? jessica : actually , that might be a little difficult . vivian : um , just so you know , all of your medical information , including anything that you say to me in this room , is completely confidential . jessica : okay . well , i 'm 99 % sure that my fiancé brody is the father , but there 's a 1 % chance that he is n't . vivian : i see . jessica : i called your office earlier to ask about a paternity test . vivian : unfortunately , you 'll have to wait until the second trimester . jessica : i know . that 's what they told me , and , you know , i thought if this baby is my fiancé brody 's , then there would never be any reason to mention that there was every a question , but now , doctor , am i putting my baby at risk by keeping this to myself ? [ scene_break ] john : hey . brody : hey . parking valet says eli picked up his car about an hour ago . john : was blair with him ? brody : yeah . there 's something else . parking valet heard eli tell blair that he was going to give her a wedding to end all weddings . [ scene_break ] starr : cole , please , whatever you do , do not get into another fight with james . cole : do n't worry . i 'm not gon na give the guy what he deserves . starr : do you mean that ? cole : i do , because that 's what he wants . he wants me to lose it so i look like the bad guy , but that 's not gon na happen . starr : well , what are you gon na do ? cole : well , the way i see it , there 's a much better way to get the guy to understand once and for all you and i are in love . [ scene_break ] langston : well , the wedding should be starting any minute now . hold on . i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] matthew : your mom was really great to me , you know , when she took my case and helped me -- dani : win the right to make your own medical decisions . yeah . she 's all about that lately . matthew : that 's not really what i was thinking of . dani : okay . well , what were you thinking of , matthew ? matthew : it was when you and i became friends . dani : i remember . matthew : look . i 've been acting like a jerk to you and nate . dani : yeah . you have . matthew : i just want to say i 'm sorry for doing that . dani : would you still be sorry if my mother was n't dying ? matthew : yeah ... eventually . look . the reason why i 've been acting like such a jerk to you lately is because i still care about you . you were there for me when i needed a friend , and i 'll never forget that , so if you need a friend to talk to or if you just need any help , just know that you can count on me . [ scene_break ] viki : i have to wonder what is taking so long . i mean , this ceremony should be starting , like , soon . charlie : david is probably getting a last - minute tan somewhere . viki : ha ha ! [ scene_break ] langston : okay . the justice of the peace is all ready . dorian : mm . now all i need is my groom . langston : i 'll go see if i can tell david to hurry it up . dorian : thank you , darling , oh , and please tell them to start the music . langston : okay . nora : dorian , oh , dorian , um , i really need to speak to you for a minute . dorian : nora , nora , really , this is n't the time . i would think someone who 's been married as often as you have would recognize that someone else is about to be married . nora : yes , but i just need to -- i really need to speak to you in private . dorian : oh , something you want from me as the mayor of this town . please call my assistant . nora : this is not official business . dorian : then what is it ? dorian : what is this , nora ? oh ! a check in lieu of a gift ? nora : uh -- no . just read it , please . just -- dorian : i ca n't read it now . nora : well , no , maybe in the cabana . that would be a good idea . dorian : i am so sorry , but my guests are already seated . they 're waiting for a wedding . nora : dorian -- dorian : a glorious celebration of the uniting of two souls who were destined to be together , and i , for one , do not wish to disappoint them . nora : okay , dorian , you need to read this . [ scene_break ] charlie : what do you think 's going on over there ? viki : i do n't know , but i actually have a very bad feeling about this . [ scene_break ] vivian : you do n't need to worry . the prophylactic treatment for rh disease would n't be administered until the 28th week . by then , the paternity of your baby would have already been determined . jessica : so there 's no danger to my baby right now ? vivian : not at all . jessica : oh , you do n't know how relieved i am to hear you say that . vivian : of course , the more information we have on both parents , the better . jessica : i 'm with you there . vivian : listen , i understand this is a private matter , and that you have your own decisions to make . i recommend that you concentrate on the healthy baby that you 're carrying . jessica : thanks , doctor . vivian : all right . here is a prescription for prenatal vitamins . you can schedule your sonogram and i 'll see you back here in a few weeks . jessica : okay . vivian : all right ? jessica : thanks . vivian : okay . natalie banks ? you 're next . nurse : you forgot one form . [ scene_break ] vivian : well , congratulations on your pregnancy . natalie : thanks . vivian : all right , so let 's narrow down this due date . do you know the date of conception ? natalie : i do . um , it 's one of two nights . vivian : huh . [ scene_break ] bo : price , i need you to check the mug shots . see if you recognize those guys that were outside of clarke 's cabana . officer price : all right . john : you know , something 's not right . this guy , eli -- he 's never gotten anyone to do his dirty work before . officer price : i mean , i could take a look , anyway , see if something clicks . [ phone rings ] brody : maybe eli 's desperate . he knows we 're closing in on him . john : yeah . mcbain . what do you got ? [ scene_break ] starr : cole , you are telling me -- no , promising me that you will get your message across -- cole : that you and i are totally in love ? starr : without throwing any punches or grabbing at his collar ? cole : piece of cake . look , i 'm not a fighter , i 'm a lover . [ scene_break ] [ string quartet begins playing ] dorian : nora , please ! i do n't have time for this . langston : i told them to start playing , but bo and david were n't in their cabana . dorian : oh ? huh , bo and david ? go check in the bar , darling . langston : all righty . [ dorian chuckles ] nora : okay , dorian , please ... please ! dorian : nora ? it 's time . fine . dorian : [ scoffs ] you 're relentless . [ scene_break ] starr : mmm , wow . cole : yeah . maybe now james understands how things are between us . [ scene_break ] langston : do you get it now ? james : yeah . i get it . langston : good . now all i have to do is tell my mother that i ca n't find her groom anywhere . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] viki : oh , charlie , something 's definitely wrong . i mean , where 's david ? dorian : oh , david , not again . [ scene_break ] natalie : uh , i do know the date of conception . um , it 's either the very end of may or the very beginning of june . vivian : okay . that means that your baby would be due in february . natalie : great . that 's good . vivian : so in the next few weeks , i need you to schedule an appointment for genetic counseling with the baby 's father . natalie : um -- that could be complicated . everything that we say in here -- it 's completely confidential , right ? vivian : of course . natalie : okay . because i am -- i 'm 99 % sure that this baby is my boyfriend john 's baby , but there 's this tiny 1 % chance that it is n't . vivian : if you want a paternity test , we can run one in the second trimester . natalie : there 's nothing you can do about it now ? vivian : the only thing to do now is concentrate on having a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby . natalie : i want that . i mean , i really do . i 'm going to do everything right by this baby . vivian : that sounds like a plan . natalie : okay . i 'll go get changed . vivian : okay . natalie : [ sighs ] this is going to be john 's baby . i mean , it ca n't be anybody else 's . of course this is going to be john 's baby . please . he just lost a baby , and it would be too cruel for him to lose another one . [ scene_break ] john : what do you got ? brody : a whole lot of nothing . no one fitting eli or blair 's description or traveling by their names took a plane , train , or bus out of town . john : did you check eli 's aliases ? brody : no hits under any of those . they may have driven over state lines . john : then there 's got to be records , right ? gas stations , toll booths -- let 's look that up . officer price : no , no , did n't recognize the ones that jumped me . john : okay , we got to expand our search . let 's check every private airfield within 90 miles . they may have hopped a puddle jumper to another state . bo : slip under the radar , find other transportation . john : mm - hmm . officer price : you guys want me to go back to the country club and interview the guests ? bo : no , do n't bother . nobody knows anything . nora confirmed that . and besides , i do n't want to involve blair 's family until i have to . john : there 's not much they can do now , anyway . bo : the last thing i need is for the cramers to go into a tailspin . but i 'll bet that they 're dealing with another crisis right now . [ scene_break ] nora : are you -- you okay ? dorian : yes , i 'm fine . excuse me . langston : dorian ? what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] cole : you know what ? i do n't think we made our point . starr : well , then maybe we should ... cole : make it again ? starr : cole ? there 's something wrong . cole : all right , then maybe we should get over there . starr : okay . [ cell phone chimes ] cole : `` you kiss like that for show , too ? `` [ scene_break ] langston : what is going on with dorian ? what 's she doing ? nora : she just needs a little alone time . langston : alone time ? she 's supposed to be getting married . starr : huh ? [ scene_break ] [ string quartet stops playing ] viki : excuse me , everyone , may i have your attention , please ? on behalf of mayor lord , i 'd like to thank you all for coming . and now , i 'd like to ask you all to go home . there 's not going to be a wedding . not today . [ murmuring ] dorian : david , my dearest darling ... how could you do this to me ? [ scene_break ] jessica : thank you . hey . natalie : hey . got to schedule my next appointment . nurse : yeah , we have to schedule your first sonogram . natalie : oh . i 've never had a sonogram before . jessica : it 's cold and gooey and you 'll love it . nurse : will you be bringing the baby 's father -- brody ? natalie : what ? jessica : oh , no , that 's my chart . brody 's the father . natalie : yeah , john mcbain is the father of my baby . nurse : i was looking at the wrong chart . i 'm sorry . jessica : it 's okay . natalie : no problem . nurse : obviously , you two know who your baby 's fathers are . natalie : yeah . [ jessica chuckles ] [ scene_break ] vivian : so my next appointment was cancelled . it looks like i can join you for the mayor 's wedding , after all . shaun : change of plans . the wedding 's cancelled . vivian : oh , which was it this time ? alcohol or firearms ? shaun : i 'm not sure . it 's been a pretty weird day . vivian : are you okay ? shaun : i just got a lot on my mind . if it 's okay , i 'll see you later ? vivian : okay . [ phone disconnects ] vivian : shaun ? are you still there ? he 's got to get a plan with better coverage . [ scene_break ] dani : what happened ? why is n't there going to be a wedding ? darren : looks like destiny 's b.f.f . just jilted his bride . destiny : oh , i ca n't believe this . i never would have pushed david at dorian if i knew he was just going to leave her at the altar . [ scene_break ] matthew : so you 're telling me david just left ? nora : um , yeah , pretty much . you all right ? matthew : hmm , some big brother i got , huh ? nora : oh , honey , i 'm sorry that he disappointed you . matthew : well , i 'm not the most disappointed person here today . nora : oh . you have no idea . matthew : so i 'm guessing dad went to go look for the groom ? nora : yes , that 's exactly what he did . [ scene_break ] bo : yeah ? brody : eli 's car was spotted at a small airfield about 10 miles outside of town . a man and a woman matching blair and eli 's descriptions were seen boarding a small plane . john : where was it headed ? brody : they could n't tell me that . the plane took off not too long ago . there was no flight plan . bo : we do n't know where eli 's headed until the pilot checks back in ? brody : that 's about the size of it . john : hey , you know , that 's not good enough , all right ? we got to find out where that plane was headed before eli decides to make blair his next victim . [ scene_break ] [ dorian yelling , throwing objects ] [ lamp shatters ] [ dorian sobbing ] [ vase shatters ] [ dorian screams into pillow ] [ scene_break ] charlie : well , i guess we might as well head home . viki : sweetheart , you know what ? why do n't you go ahead ? i 'm going to stick around for a little while . charlie : what , you 're going to stay here for dorian ? that 's what i love about you . i 'll see you at home . viki : okay . [ scene_break ] starr : oh , man . cole : hey , you okay ? starr : i 'm fine , i 'm just sad for aunt dorian . cole : yeah , some wedding . starr : i know that what david did was horrible . cole : yeah , it was a real wuss move . starr : but it 's better than spending the rest of your life with the wrong person . cole : sure , but when you find the right person , you have to do everything you can to hold on to them . [ scene_break ] james : `` no response , twinkle ? `` [ phone chimes ] james : `` here 's your response . go to hell . `` [ scene_break ] langston : dorian ? dorian , it 's me , langston . are you okay ? [ dorian sobbing ]
dorian is ready for her wedding . all the guests are there . but nobody can find david . meanwhile , the cops are ready to find and bust eli before it 's too late . but he 's gone and they suspect he 's kidnapped blair . starr is with cole but appears to have james on the brain and responds to texts he sends her whenever one or both are alone . james is with langston clearly distracted and only wanting to use her to make starr jealous . cole catches him sending texts to starr and confronts him . meanwhile , natalie and jessica both have ob / gyn appointments . vivian , shaun 's girlfriend is their ob . she asks them both the date of conception and about the fathers of their respective babies . and they both admit to her , after confirming that she is bound by confidentiality laws , that they are 100 % certain of whom the father of their baby is . at the wedding , dorian gets what appears to be a letter from david telling her he 's left her at the alter again . so the wedding has to be called off . and she breaks down and loses it .
viki : well , i 'm glad i found you . i did not remember you had this much stuff . joey : well , most of it is kelly 's . she had to go out and run a quick errand . viki : she 's coming back , is n't she ? clint 's gon na want to see you both . joey : of course . no , we 're gon na say good - bye . [ beeping ] joey : you hear that ? viki : yeah . i do . it 's coming from inside here . joey : dad , where did you go ? [ scene_break ] rex : i wo n't give up , but you got ta tell me more . do n't give up ... on you ? just give me a sign . [ doorbell rings ] david : you . dorian : ohh ! women : surprise ! dorian : what 's this ? [ scene_break ] blair : you did n't think we would let you skip town wit proper send - off , did you ? starr : and if the cramer women do n't know how to throw you a farewell party , who does ? blair : whoo - hoo . [ scene_break ] renee : what asa 's sons have now done to his family ? is that what you said ? bo : yeah . look at those who love him . look what he did to david . to nora . balsom . renee : look , i understand how you can say that about clint , but you ? bo : yeah . i let my own son down . renee : matthew ? bo : yes . how could i let something like that happen to him ? after drew , i would never -- renee : you ca n't . bo : pa said that you measured a man two ways . one is my his family . the other is his word . i came up short on both of those . renee : you just stop , bo buchanan . i love you . but you are talking like a damn fool . [ scene_break ] [ beeping ] [ beeping stops ] viki : clint is nowhere on the grounds , and his car is gone . joey : unbelievable . what is dad thinking ? viki : your father is really , really good at giving orders and really bad at following them . joey : so he cuts off his ankle monitor and makes a break for it . does he honestly think that he 's gon na escape ? viki : i 'm not sure escaping was his intention . [ scene_break ] rex : i asked gigi for a sign . somehow i do n't think it 's you . what the hell are you doing here ? clint : i was aiming for a father - son moment . [ scene_break ] renee : how dare you count this family out . bo : no . i 'm not . i 'm speaking for me . renee : stop it . this family 's had a lot of troubles . there 's no doubt about that . but you are all stronger than all of it . and look at your oldest son . david vickers buchanan , first - class good - for - nothing till he found out that you were his father , and now he has tried his damnedest to earn that name . do n't get me wrong ; the man is still a boob . but he 's not trying to sell me a bridge any longer and that 's all because of you , bo . bo : no , david is definitely the surprise of the year . renee : and there 'll be more next year . i do n't know what you could 've done about matthew . followed him around 24 hours a day , never let anything touch him . what happened to that boy is a tragedy , bo . but it is not your fault . matthew will be back . it will be tough , but he will be . bo : you know , you 're starting to sound like him . renee : i was a good listener . bo : no , you gave just as good as you got . renee : asa was proud of his boys till the day he died . i see him every time i look at you and clint . [ scene_break ] david : i never thought you 'd have the nerve to show your cleavage in this town again . kim : good one , david . you know , that 's almost as funny as when you blackmailed me into leaving my husband . remember when i said i 'd make you pay for that ? david : so you 're here for payback ? kim : no . i 'm here to get clint back . [ scene_break ] renee : you know , we 've had a lot of troubles , but we sure have a lot to be grateful for . bo : you know what ? you 're right . we do . and i think it 's about time that i start telling people i 'm gon na be a grandpa . renee : david ? and dorian ? [ bo and renee laugh ] [ scene_break ] starr : come on . you are the guest of honor . dorian : oh , no . you did n't . my face on the cake ? blair : oh , wow . she 's stunned . kelly : the only thing that would 've stunned her is if we had n't thrown you a party . you 'd have been crushed and you know it . addie : no one would ever have known the end of it . dorian : oh , well , if that 's your way of thanking me for instilling in you good manners , you 're quite welcome . ok . let 's cut this cake . addie : not yet . it 's your present first . dorian : what ? a gift , too ? will the bliss not cease ? gim me , gim me , gim me , gim me . oh , thank you , girls . oh , my . what is -- it 's an album . blair : mm - hmm . dorian : oh , i ca n't wait to -- ohh ! look at your beautiful face . i love those dresses . oh , and that one , too . oh , they 're -- uh - oh . who picked that one ? blair : what 's wrong with that picture ? dorian : that 's that whole indian - schmindian . i do n't like it . kelly : i like it . dorian : no , no , no . kelly : no , no , no . oh ... starr : aunt dorian , the whole reason we did this was so that you wo n't forget any of us . right ? kelly : or any of the crazy things we 've been through together . dorian : then i guess it 's true . blair : what 's true ? dorian : i am leaving . blair : no , you are not leaving , dorian . you 're going to bigger and better things . starr : yeah , like the united states senate . blair : yes ! addie : when you get your picture taken with the president , would you please send me a copy ? kelly : she better send everybody a copy or we wo n't ever talk to her again . blair : she 's gon na be way too busy doing her job to be sending out photos to all of us . come on . starr : yeah , she 's gon na be passing legislation . blair : whoo - hoo ! starr : making history . aunt dorian , you are going to get along just fine without us . dorian : my question is , how are you all gon na get along without me ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] viki : he 's not answering his cell phone . joey : did you expect him to ? viki : no . joey : these monitors come equipped with tons of sensors . you tamper with them , an alarm goes off . the entire lpd could be mobilizing as we speak . viki : oh , wonderful . we 'll have a swat team come barreling through this door . joey : they 'll catch up with him , mom . and then when they do , he may actually end up at statesville after all . viki : no , no , no . no . joey , he ca n't go to prison . we can not let that happen . [ scene_break ] rex : a father - son moment ? from the man who spent my whole life trying to pretend he did n't have a son ? clint : well . i was n't talking about you and me . today is the anniversary of the death of my father , and every year since he died , i came into this room and had a private ceremony . rex : what do you do -- burn incense or something ? clint : incense ? no . asa buchanan was more of a bourbon man . and this only takes a couple of moments , so -- rex : get out . clint : is it really asking that much ? rex : i said get out before i call the cops and they haul you off to statesville . clint : you are not going to do that . rex : why not ? clint : because you know what it 's like to lose someone . you do everything you can to keep them alive . [ scene_break ] bo : no . not david and dorian . renee : oh , that was a fairly good bet . bo : it 's matthew . right before his accident . renee : i do n't know what to say . bo : it was a surprise . it 's a good thing . and it 's gon na be tough . renee : tough is what buchanans live for . [ scene_break ] clint : all i want is a few minutes with my father to remember some good times . i figured if anyone would know what that 's like , it would be you . are you gon na turn me in ? [ scene_break ] blair : you know , dorian , we 've been asking ourselves that exact question . ever since you 've chosen to serve the country , we just do n't know how we 're gon na manage without you . starr : but then we said that we are cramer women , and we will find a way . kelly : we 'll muddle through , wo n't we ? addie : and while we 're muddling , someone will be meddling . dorian : addie ! blair : in other words , dorian , you 're not gon na be here -- listen . you 're not gon na be here to give us that advice that we have grown to appreciate . that 's what you mean , mama . addie : i do ? kelly : yes , you do , and we are going to miss turning to you whenever we want for those heart - to - heart talks . dorian : my door has always been open . addie : sure . it 's easier to eavesdrop . dorian : addie ! kelly : you know what i was just thinking about right now ? when i first came to llanview , i did n't know how long i was gon na stay , but because you took such good care of me , i never wanted to leave . dorian : until now . kelly : well , that 's because you got me back on my feet . dorian : i think joe had a little bit to do with it . kelly : because you told me to hang in there and fight for him . would you please take some credit ? [ laughter ] dorian : ok . i will take credit . thank you very much . and what about the two of you ? blair : what about us ? dorian : you 've both got a lot going on , do n't you ? starr : well , i did just find out that the man i 've been calling dad for 8 years is a completely different person , but we still care about each other , and i do n't know what exactly is going on right now . blair : who does ? i do n't know who i was married to , who helped raise my kids for the last 8 years . this holiday season 's gon na be a bear . dorian : that settles it . blair and kelly : what ? dorian : i 'm not leaving . [ scene_break ] david : yeah , like that 's gon na happen . clint buchanan is gon na take you back after you cheated on him . kim : i never cheated on clint . that was n't true . david : no , it was n't , was it ? but we both know something that is true . and that 's what you did in kentucky . kim : that was a long time ago . i 'm a whole different person now , and it 's all because of clint . he saw something in me nobody ever saw before . that 's probably why i never got over him . david : well , i have some information that might help with that . he 's broke , baby . no house , no company , no money . kim : i know . david : you do ? and you still want him ? all right . what 's your angle ? [ scene_break ] rex : so how does this ceremony work ? clint : first of all , i need a bottle of bourbon . do n't panic . i brought my own . next , i pour a large glass for asa , and i put the glass up next to his photograph on the mantel . do n't panic . i brought the photograph . and then i pour myself a glass , and i toast , and we drink . rex : `` we `` ? you and asa ? clint : it 's crazy , but i swear the old man can still knock it back . rex : if you think i 'm gon na let you screw up gigi 's heart , you 're crazy . clint : thank you , son . [ scene_break ] addie : i knew this would happen . blair : your voters are counting on you . starr : you know what ? mom 's right . you ca n't back out now . dorian : why not ? starr : because i just signed up for two poli sci classes in your honor . i was planning on that extra credit so i could visit my famous aunt on capitol hill . blair : you can visit her anytime , sweetheart . it 's only two hours away . if there 's any drama , we can just call you , right ? addie : or text you . i love texting . i love all those abbreviations . kelly : it 's not like you 're leaving forever . dorian : why are you all pushing me out the door ? blair : pushing you out the door ? dorian : i know you want me to leave . you do , you 're pushing me , and i have n't even had my cake . starr : no . aunt dorian , ever since i was a little girl , you have told me to fulfill my destiny , and that 's what we want you to do right now . kelly : you 're not gon na be a big fish in a little pond anymore . you 're gon na be on the world stage . blair : yeah . and we know how happy that big audience makes you . starr : and that 's all we want , is for you to be happy . dorian : and that 's all i 've ever wanted for all of you as well . addie : well , i 'm happy . it took me a while to get there , but i 'm now doing everything i always wanted to do . blair : that 's great , mama , and you know what ? in spite of everything that 's going on with the crazy mannings , we 're happy , too , are n't we , sweetheart ? starr : we are . we have a lot of love in our lives . kelly : ditto . joey , me , and zane -- we finally have the family we 've always wanted . dorian : you are so right about fulfilling your destiny . i 'm being called to do important work far away , and yet as i look at all of you ... i 've never been more proud of what i have done in my entire life . [ scene_break ] kim : there is no angle . i love clint , and i finally learned there are more important things in life than money . david : debatable . but you knew clint when he was healthy and rich . what 's to say your heart 's gon na go pitter - pat now that he 's sick and poor ? kim : you 've heard of wedding vows , right ? richer , poorer , sickness , health . david : so what makes you think clint will take you back ? kim : because he busted his butt trying to track me down , and when he found out you were the reason i left , he sent you all the way to siberia . david : morocco , but props to you for getting close to reality . kim : all i want is the chance to win back the man i love . ca n't you let me do that ? [ scene_break ] viki : when your father shows up here , i 'm going to have some choice words for him , and he 's going to wish that he were on his way to statesville . joey : whatever you do say to him , believe me , he deserves it . viki : how dare he do this ! against all odds , we managed to keep him out of prison , close to his family . first chance he gets , he throws it all away . joey : all we can do now is just hope that uncle bo will look the other way . viki : maybe uncle bo is sick and tired of doing that . maybe uncle bo is just going to hand him right over to the judge . if he does that , clint 's going to have something serious to worry about . you know , the court showed mercy the first time . they 're not inclined to do it twice . joey : you 're really worried about him . viki : of course , i 'm worried about him ! the man has a heart condition . joey , if he goes to jail , there 's no guarantee that he will live . joey : you 're amazing . viki : oh , i 'm not amazing ! joey : yes , you are . all right ? dad put you through so much , and you have stood by him through everything , all right ? the heart attack , the surgery , the trial ? and then to top it off , you let him move in here ? how many people would do that ? viki : what am i supposed to do ? abandon him ? joey : no , but you did n't have to let him live here . viki : oh , for heaven 's sakes . he 's the father of my children . i care about the man . i always will . joey : do you know , mom , it 's funny . i used to say the same thing about kelly . i 'm serious . we have history , and i 've always cared for her , but it was more than caring . i loved her . viki : oh , joey . what are you trying to say ? joey : kelly and i broke up , got back together , got married , broke up again , got back together again . does any of this sound familiar ? viki : it is not the same , darling . joey : really ? you 're sure about that ? ok , mom . look , it took us a long time , but kelly and i finally got back together . we 're meant for each other . and sooner or later , you and dad are gon na realize the same goes for you , too . viki : that 's a very touching thought . joey : it 's more than a thought . you and dad belong together , just like grandpa always said you did . [ scene_break ] rex : bo . clint : i hope you did n't bring your handcuffs . bo : i do arrest people who break the law , and when you left llanfair , that 's what you did . clint : i was gon na have nigel take me right back . but first , i wanted to -- bo : i know . i know . i can see what you 're doing here . you sure you 're all right with this ? you know , balsom ... it 's too bad that pa did n't get the chance to know that you were his grandson . now , do n't get me wrong . asa was tough as nails . it was n't easy being his son . clint : the buchanan name meant everything to him . bo : oh , yeah , and if he thought that you were n't doing it proud , he did n't mind letting you know . and pa could hurt the people that he should 've loved the most , but he was ... he was willing to admit when he was wrong about something . or someone . to pa . here 's hoping that we learned from your strengths and your weaknesses . clint : here 's to you , pa . [ scene_break ] dorian : is there anything better than champagne in the afternoon ? blair : maybe love in the afternoon . addie : now you 're talking . kelly : addie ! starr : what ? she 's got a point . dorian : i 'd like to propose a toast . blair : no , you ca n't propose a toast . you are the lady of honor . somebody else go first . kelly , jump up here . kelly : oh , ok , i will . uh ... when i came to you last year , i was at a terrible place in my life . i had just lost my mother and i had so many questions . i had absolutely no answers . but you were there . you encouraged me to find out what happened to her . dorian : your mother would be very proud of you . kelly : i hope so . but we know how hard her life was , and how much she struggled . but you ... you , the mother to me that i never had . and there are no words to thank you for that . i love you very much . [ scene_break ] viki : you are such a romantic . joey : since when is that a bad thing ? viki : it 's not a bad thing . it 's just that when people are in love , they want the whole world to jump on the bandwagon and be in love as well . and children , even grownup children , never really lose that fantasy of a storybook family . joey : oh , mom . i gave up that whole fantasy of a storybook family when i was a teenager . one thing we 're not is picture perfect . viki : no , we 're not . we 're not boring . joey : that 's right . that 's right . and i would n't have it any other way . so believe me when i say i do n't have some childhood fantasy about you and dad . but to be honest with you , mom , i have noticed things between the two of you . viki : what things ? joey : patience . understanding . dad 's a lot different when he 's around you . he 's not so driven . it 's almost like -- i do n't know . you make him appreciate everything that he has . viki : oh . so that means he was so happy that he sawed off his ankle monitor and split . joey : mom ... mom , whatever that was about , trust me , that was n't about you . you are the greatest thing that has ever happened to him . believe me , i think he 's finally realizing it . [ scene_break ] clint : you can still feel asa in this room . bo : he 's here . there is no doubt about it . rex : you guys do what you have to do . i got ta take care of something . bo : hey , balsom . thanks for giving us this time . clint and i can smile when we think about pa . i hope that you get that same chance one day . rex : i wo n't hold my breath . nigel : i 'm sure you must be displeased , mr. balsom . rex : lock up on your way out . bo : nigel ... you can take my brother now . nigel : take him where , sir ? bo : home . [ scene_break ] addie : my turn . the big sister is supposed to take care of everyone else . but there was a time when i could n't do that . so you did it for me . i ca n't thank you enough for that , dorian . but now i can pay you back . your girls -- all the cramer women -- i can promise you as long as i 'm here , they 'll be safe . i love you , dorrie . dorian : i love you , addie . i love you so much . starr : you know , there are a couple cramer women that ca n't be here today , including one who 's taking her afternoon nap . dorian : you mean my precious hope . starr : she 's getting her beauty sleep like her aunt would want her to . dorian : oh , yes . well , the cramer women were born with good looks , and we owe it to ourselves and to our audience to make sure that we take care of ourselves . starr : i just want you to know that i plan on teaching my daughter all of the things that you have taught me . to respect myself . to stay strong for myself , to fight for my family , and to remember where i came from . thank you . dorian : thank you . blair : well . hear , hear . i guess it 's -- it 's my turn . so do you remember how we started out ? dorian : um , pretty much at odds , i recall . blair : no , i think we hated each other 's guts , as i recall . but now there 's probably no one in the world that i -- i trust more than you , because you have always told me the truth when i did n't want to hear it . especially when i did n't want to hear it . and i have grown to learn that that is very rare . so to you , my dear dorian , who is very , very rare . i 'm gon na drink this and then i 'm gon na hug you later . dorian : better hurry up and drink , because i need that hug . get over here . kelly : ha ha ha ! dorian : mm . hug . [ scene_break ] kim : just promise you wo n't try to stop me . david : i do n't know if i can do that , kim . you see , we buchanans , we live by a special creed . i have to protect my uncle . kim : but he 's not in any danger . not from me . how could i be after his money if he does n't have any ? huh ? but you obviously do . you 've got the wife , the big house , the movie career -- you got ta be happy . so share the wealth . ca n't i get a shot at some happiness , too ? david : ok . kim : ok ? david : yeah . like you said , i 'm happy . in fact , i 'm delirious . so i 'm feeling generous . have at him . clint 's all yours . he 'll never see what 's coming . and he 'll never find out what happened at the spotted pony . kim : yeah . david : at least not from me . [ scene_break ] viki : i appreciate your very kind words and your hope for your father . it 's not -- what the hell have you done ? clint : all right . let me just offer a blanket apology . i 'm sorry if i worried anyone . joey : `` if `` ? clint : like i said , i 'm sorry , there was something i just had to take care of . joey : too bad it involved cutting off your ankle monitor . you know , i actually heard the police get pretty ticked off about that . dad , what are you gon na do when they show up to haul you off to the state pen ? clint : not gon na happen . viki : i would n't be too sure of that . clint : do n't worry , i 'm legal . viki : where did that come from ? clint : it was a gift from my little brother . he had a very nice police officer get me a replacement . joey : i guess uncle bo decided to cut him some slack after all . viki : lucky for you . do you have any idea what kind of a chance you took ? how close you came to blowing a perfectly wonderful arrangement ? clint : i promise i will not take any more chances . viki : you had better not . and when i get back , i expect to find you exactly where i left you -- right here . clint : wait . wait , wait ! where are you going ? viki : where am i going ? oh ! maybe i have something to take care of . clint : what 's the matter with your mother ? joey : dad , she 's worried about you . from the looks of it , you 're worried about her , too . clint : yeah . of course , i am . we have a long past together . joey : yeah , a past . right . there 's a lot of that going around . [ scene_break ] blair : i love you . dorian : i love you . ok . so now it 's my turn . kelly : ok . dorian : i want to thank you all very much for this party . but most of all , i want to thank you for letting me be part of your life . and for sharing that very special bond that we all have as cramer women . i salute you . starr : all right . let 's make a record of this . if we can -- [ laughs ] if we can . kelly : all together . blair : come on , mama . starr : our last cramer girl photo . whoops . dorian : ooh . no worries . here . blair : come on , come on , come on . dorian : ok , ready ? cramer attitude . sell it . kelly : whoo - hoo ! [ camera 's shutter clicks ] [ scene_break ] rex : people say coming here 's supposed to help . it 's supposed to bring me closer to you . it does n't . i look at this stone and it says that you 're supposed to be here . but how can i believe that ? if i did , that would make it true . when you realize that depression has left you nowhere to go . [ scene_break ] clint : did i mention how happy you 've made me ? both of you . on the other hand , i 'm not too happy that you 're going away . joey : do n't worry about it . you 're not getting rid of us . kelly : we have already promised zane we 're bringing him back to the states for his birthday . clint : i ca n't wait to see that boy . it 's been way too long . joey : he wants to hear all about the buchanan family history . clint : the real version or the cleaned - up version ? joey : you 're right . you should probably let us talk to him first before we ruin him for life . take care of yourself , dad . kelly : that is an order . clint : i will . you do the same . joey : i will . clint : now go . before you miss your flight . joey : ok . i love you . you ready ? kelly : my darling , i have been ready for many years . ever since our first chapter . joey : it took us a little while to get our happy ending , but ... i think it was well worth the wait . kelly : yeah . [ scene_break ] clint : kimberly ? kim : hey , stranger . [ scene_break ] rex : you 're the only one who can convince me to give up , morasco . that 's why i asked you for a sign . but i have n't seen you since . is that it ? is that the sign ? maybe it is . maybe it 's time . [ scene_break ] blair : well , your wife just had a fabulous bon voyage party . what 's that ? david : hej . hur mar du . blair : excuse me ? addie : swedish . blair : oh . david : i either ordered a steak or i 'm looking for the library . i do n't really know . where 's dorian ? blair : there 's one crucial person that dorian needs to say good - bye to before she leaves . addie : even if she does n't know it . david : should i be jealous ? just how crucial are we talking about ? blair : probably the most important person in dorian 's life .
bo talks to renee about what disappointments asa 's sons turned out to be . renee tells him to stop talking nonsense and look at what a great father he has been . he tells her it 's time for him to start telling everyone he is going to be s grandfather . renee breaks up in laughter thinking david and dorian were having a baby . when she realizes it is matthew , she becomes serious . joey discovers that clint is missing . viki is concerned that bo will turn clint in . joey suggests that viki 's concern for clint is more than just concern . clint goes to buchanan mansion to have a father - son moment . he clarifies to rex that he wants a moment with asa in the room where he always pays his respects on the anniversary of asa 's death . rex orders clint to leave , but then changes his mind and puts asa 's picture and a glass of bourbon on the mantle so clint can toast him . he gives clint a glass of water and says he wo n't let him mess up gigi 's heart . bo watches from the doorway and hears clint call rex , `` son . `` bo enters and does n't arrest clint . instead , he joins in the toast . later he tells nigel to take clint home . viki is furious when clint returns to llanfair . joey suggests to clint that perhaps he still cares for viki .
[ alarm sounds ] dorian : aah ! security guard : stay right there , while i call the police . [ scene_break ] blair : what do you want , kevin ? kevin : i dreamed about you , and i do n't dream very often . it was pretty intense . blair : well , i do n't want to know . kevin : i think you do . [ scene_break ] lindsay : hi . rex : oh , lindsay -- lindsay : are you ok ? rex : yeah , i 'll be ok . it 's jen that i 'm worried about . she 's never going to be happy . [ scene_break ] kelly : oh , gosh . this is the last thing you need right now . you just got married . joey : no , it 's ok . you need me , i 'm here . kelly : oh . i do n't want you feeling sorry for me . joey : come on . you know better than that , kel . i care about you . [ scene_break ] r.j. : to a job well done . keri : evangeline , you are an incredible attorney . evangeline : i was just doing what i thought was right . r.j. : well , jamie belongs with keri , not antonio or the vegas . carlotta : you should be ashamed of yourselves , out celebrating , and jamie is n't even with you . keri : carlotta -- carlotta : do n't even try to explain . do n't even try to pretend that you care about what 's best for that child . keri : you do n't know what you 're talking about . carlotta : oh , you 'd rather leave her with some irresponsible babysitter than with her own father , or even her own grandmother ? r.j. : stop . you have no say in this ! carlotta : excuse me , but grandparents have rights , too . keri : antonio and i were never married . he 's not even the father of record . carlotta : but he is that child 's father . and he loves her more than anything . you know that , keri . what happened to that sweet girl that i used to know ? how did you get so bitter and mean like this ? r.j. : come on . you know what it is . it 's your boy , antonio . [ scene_break ] antonio : did you hear what i said ? jessica : i heard you . antonio : i love you , jessica . and i do n't want to lose you . jessica : i do n't know what to say . antonio : i wanted you to know that before i tell you exactly what happened with keri on the terrace . and then if you do n't believe me , if you still think i pushed her on the floor , then i 'm out of here . i 'm -- i 'm gone , out of your life for good . [ scene_break ] [ alarm sounds ] dorian : oh ! thank goodness you 're here . i was just coming to get you . security guard : were you ? [ alarm stops ] dorian : ah . there , you see ? oh , i feel so foolish . and thank you . i -- as you see , everything 's just fine now . security guard : no , it 's not . who are you , and how did you get in here ? dorian : oh , i am , um , mr. laurence 's employer at `` the sun . `` and , um , he sent me here to get something . yes , you see , i -- i have the key , and -- i see that you do n't believe me , so why do n't i just call him ? i 'll dial -- i can tell you , he is not going to be happy when he hears what a hard time you gave me . um -- security guard : hey , never mind . look , tell him to let us know next time . dorian : oh , i will . thank you . thank you so much . i really appreciate your help . thank you . good night . [ dorian sighs ] dorian : ooh . [ scene_break ] walker : ahem . you know , you 're missing your big scoop there . kevin : what ? walker : yeah , your grandpappy and the governor are out on the terrace . they would n't give me a quote . kevin : ah , that 's too bad . you 'll have to read about it in `` the banner , `` i guess . walker : ha ! i guess so . but i 'm off duty , anyway . blair and i are having dinner -- kind of a date . kevin : is that right ? blair : yeah . um -- so , if you do n't mind -- walker : yeah . kevin : well , why would i ? walker : my lady . blair : thank you . walker : do you -- are you sure you want to stay here ? blair : kevin buchanan ca n't spoil my life . walker : yeah , me , neither . [ scene_break ] joey : i am so sorry i said what i did . kelly : no -- hey , look , kevin and i have been married for a long time . and the kid question -- that comes up . joey : it 's just i know how much you love children , and all the charity stuff you do for them . kelly : yeah , you 'd think i 'd have some of my own . joey : lots of people do n't want to have kids . kelly : i do . joey : is it kevin ? kelly : no , no , it just -- it has n't happened . joey : is there some sort of problem ? kelly : no . oh , look , we 're just so busy . that 's all . joey : so , that 's it , then ? or is it ? kelly : it 's just going to take us a lot longer than most people , that 's all . joey : well , have you seen a doctor ? kelly : today . joey : and ? kelly : i should talk to kevin about this first . joey : right . kelly : you know ? and i really -- i got to get going . i got to get changed still , and i got to meet them for dinner with the governor . joey : hey -- are you going to be ok ? kelly : yeah . i feel better already . [ scene_break ] jen : hungry ? joey : i am starving . jen : hope it 's not cold . joey : it 's hot enough for me . jen : i 'm talking about the food . [ joey chuckles ] jen : so , i was waiting for you . you -- you looked busy . joey : yeah . i 'm really sorry about that . you do n't mind , do you ? jen : why should i ? joey : well , she is my ex - girlfriend . jen : and your brother 's wife . joey : yeah . are you ok with that ? jen : yeah , i mean , it 's -- it 's good that -- it 's good that she knew she could come to you when she needed to talk . that 's one of the things i love most about you . joey : i hope so because it 's going to happen a lot , you know ? you hanging around waiting while i 'm talking to some parishioner . jen : am i complaining ? joey : well , it 's not much fun . jen : well , i am not in this for fun , no matter what rex thinks . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you do n't have to worry about jen . rex : look , she 's screwing herself up , marrying joe buchanan . lindsay : rex , i 've never seen her happier in my life . rex : well , it wo n't last . she 's only in it for the rush . she gets off on that , when things are still new and exciting . lindsay : i think it 's a little bit more than that . rex : she does , too . but she 's only doing what -- what she thinks is right , not what is right for her . lindsay : and you think that 's you ? rex : hey , i do n't want to change her , not like joe does . lindsay : she wants to change , too . rex : for him , not for herself . she thinks that that 's going to make her happy . there 's only one person that can do that -- jen herself . lindsay : you think so ? rex : damn right . lindsay : hmm . are you happy ? [ scene_break ] r.j. : come on , keri , you do not have to stay here to listen to this . carlotta : keri , i know exactly what you 're up to . antonio is with jessica , and you ca n't stand that . so you 're using your own child to get back at him . keri : how dare you -- carlotta : oh , it 's so clear . once you realized that you could n't get him back , you decided to hurt him . but you 're destroying your own daughter 's happiness in the process . it 's unforgivable . evangeline : is there any truth to what mrs. vega is saying ? [ scene_break ] antonio : keri called me and asked me to come up to the terrace so that we could talk and work things out with jamie . but when i -- when i got there , though , she was n't making any sense . she was talking about how she was going to make my life miserable . i knew she was just trying to get to me , and -- and i did n't let her . but , jessica , what you saw is what -- is what she wanted you to see . jessica : how ? antonio : i tried to reason with keri . ok ? but she would have -- she would have none of it . and when she -- she tried to leave , i -- i just reached out to touch her arm . i swear , all i did was try to touch her arm . and suddenly -- suddenly , she 's acting like i pushed her on the floor . jessica : so you really did n't do it ? antonio : jessica , i know it 's hard for you to believe with the way i 've been acting lately and with everything that 's been going on , but i would never hit a woman . i would never , ever hit a woman . and i would never do anything to harm my daughter . jessica , i 'm just sorry that you have been caught up in this -- in this whole mess . and i -- i -- i ca n't help but -- but blame myself . and i understand if you do n't want to see me anymore . but i hope -- i hope you reconsider . i really hope you do . [ scene_break ] r.j. : just pay no attention to anything that carlotta vega has to say . look , that woman has had it in for me for years . evangeline : she was talking to keri . r.j. : about her precious son . look , let 's not get confused here . antonio is a menace . you saw what he did to keri . and you 've helped us stop him from ever having that happen with jamie . evangeline : so , where are you and jamie going from here ? keri : nowhere . evangeline : you 're staying in llanview ? keri : why should n't i ? evangeline : i just assumed you 'd want to get as far away from antonio as possible . keri : i 'm not going to let him drive me out of my home . evangeline : are n't you worried about another incident ? not to mention having to see him with jessica buchanan . i mean , is n't that going to be hard on you ? keri : just as hard as it 's going to be for him to see me with his daughter . [ scene_break ] walker : i 'm really glad you asked me out tonight . blair : me , too . walker : and i 'm glad you did n't let what 's - his - name get to you . blair : who ? [ scene_break ] kevin : hey . kelly : hi . i 'm so sorry i 'm late . renee : we 're so glad that you could make it . kelly : governor brooks , a pleasure , as always . governor brooks : it 's wonderful to see you again . kelly : thank you . asa : what kept you , kelly ? kelly : i had to drop some things off at st. james , remember ? a fundraiser i 'm getting ready for the angel square kids . governor brooks : i 've always admired the charity work you 've done for the children . kevin : kelly 's an angel when it comes to children . asa : so , when are you two going to have a little baby ? he 'd be a handsome little devil -- or she . kelly : kevin and i think having children is something that you do n't enter into lightly . kevin : mm - hmm . but when the time comes , we plan to have plenty . [ phone rings ] kevin : oh . excuse me . [ ring ] kevin : it 's `` the banner . `` i 'm sorry . i 'll be right back . asa : poor kevin . he 's so busy . everybody wants a piece of him . kevin : what 's up ? elyssa : look behind you . kevin : what are you doing here ? elyssa : i 'm checking in . kevin : good because i -- blair : pete , could you give me a copy of today 's `` sun , `` please ? pete : sure . blair : thanks . kevin : i 'll call you back . blair : well , you did n't have to hang up because of little old me . kevin : oh , no . is your date over already ? blair : i just wanted to show walker something in `` the sun . `` kevin : well , i 'm glad you 're having a good time . blair : what 's that supposed to mean , kevin ? kevin : i 'm just glad you 're having fun . look , blair , i 've made some mistakes . and -- blair : yeah , you have . kevin : but i 'm back on track . blair : oh , me , too . yeah . and that 's good . um -- you know , we 're actually in sync . kevin : yeah , i 'd say so . blair : so , are you back on track because of this little dream that you had about me ? kevin : that 's it , exactly . actually , i -- i dreamed that we were starting over , you know . we 're going to be friends . blair : well , i hope we can -- be friends . pete : here 's your newspaper , ma'am . blair : thank you , pete . pete : you 're welcome . blair : see you around . elyssa : what did you want ? kevin : listen , those medical records did n't check out , ok ? so i want you to get walker 's fingerprints , take them to daniel colson down at the d.a . 's office . he 'll run a check on them , find out just who walker laurence really is . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair ? hello , anybody home ? starr : that 's walker 's . [ scene_break ] blair : i had a really good time tonight . i 'm just sorry that it has to end . walker : well , we could go back to my place . whatever . blair : i 'd like that . [ scene_break ] carlotta : i 've been looking everywhere for you . are you all right ? antonio : i 've had better days . carlotta : it 's just plain wrong keeping your child away from you . and that 's exactly what i told keri and r.j. and that fancy lawyer of theirs ! antonio : mami , you should n't have done that . carlotta : well , somebody has to tell them the truth . how could they do this to you and to jamie ? and this has nothing to do with protecting her . do n't they realize that they 're hurting her , trying to keep her father away from her ? why , that 's -- antonio : my daughter . [ scene_break ] r.j. : ok . what ? evangeline : mrs. vega was n't very far off the mark . r.j. : i told you that it is a very old grudge . evangeline : keri did n't dispute it . she did n't even try very hard . r.j. : antonio hurt keri . and he is getting exactly what he deserves . evangeline : r.j. , i 'm talking to you not as a lawyer , but as a friend . one who cares a lot about you . if you 're not concerned about your daughter , you should be . [ scene_break ] jessica : keri . keri : hey , jessica . it 's cute . jessica : oh . keri : oh , it 's a gift from antonio . jessica : listen , you really should n't be here right now . keri : you really care about antonio , do n't you ? jessica : you know that i do . keri : then you need to hear what i have to say . [ scene_break ] walker : what ? i have dinner still on my face or something ? blair : , no . i -- i was just thinking . walker : about ? blair : my aunt . walker : oh , yes . let 's kill the mood . blair : no , look , she gave us her blessing , did n't she ? walker : hmm . probably just because she wants something . blair : maybe . she actually worries about me . i kind of screwed up before todd and actually after todd and -- to her , even with todd . walker : i thought you did n't want to talk about todd anymore . blair : i just want things to be different . walker : well , they will be . blair : why ? because you 're different ? walker : well , i 'm not todd . [ scene_break ] dorian : i found the badhra -- the badhra diamond . yeah , or rather what 's left of it . no wonder walker laurence said it did n't exist . david : what are you talking about ? what happened ? dorian : he had it broken up and made into a necklace . david : how many stones ? dorian : 36 . good cuts -- it 's exquisite . david : but not what the badhra was worth . dorian : oh , i 'd say it was still quite valuable , worth a sizable sum . david : how many million , do you think ? dorian : to my eye ? well into the teens . david : i 'll be right there . dorian : love to you , too . [ scene_break ] jessica : if you 're here , if you 're here to tell me to stay away from antonio again -- keri : no , i 'm way past that . jessica : then what do you want ? keri : to warn you . you never know what antonio might do . jessica : yeah , yeah . you 've told me all this before . keri : you saw what he did to me . jessica : or what you wanted me to believe that he did to you . antonio has a very different story . keri : and you believe him ? jessica : why are you telling me all of this again ? keri : because it 's only going to get worse . jessica : what other damage are you going to do ? what else do you have stored for antonio ? keri : the judge said that antonio has to stay away from jamie for at least a year . do you really think he can do that ? he 's already on edge as it is . the least little thing is going to just set him off . jessica : and whose fault is that ? keri : i would n't have done what i did if antonio could control himself , but he ca n't . he tries for a little while , and then something happens and he totally loses it , just like he did with r.j . jessica : r.j. -- keri : you saw that , too , jessica . that was n't r.j. throwing himself on the ground . jessica : r.j . provoked him . keri : antonio would have killed him if you had n't stopped him . this is not the first time this has happened , and it 's not going to be the last . you better just hope that next time it 's not you . [ scene_break ] carlotta : look at her . she 's not even paying attention to jamie . anyone could just walk up to that child and just snatch her away . [ scene_break ] lindsay : the client that i had a meeting with here canceled , and i hate eating by myself . when do you leave for your honeymoon ? jen : i do n't . but i still ca n't meet you . reverend carpenter is sick , so joe had to take over for him . lindsay : you 're by yourself ? jen : yeah . i 'm ok , though . he 's going to be back soon . lindsay : ok , well , when he gets back , why do n't you ask him if he 'd like to join us , and then you can get back to me and let me know . jen : i will . thanks , mom . bye . lindsay : hi . rex : jen -- jen 's not on her honeymoon ? lindsay : oh , no . actually , joe ca n't leave because he 's got to work . so i know she 's disappointed , but she 's not saying anything about it . are you hungry ? rex : what ? lindsay : well , i just ordered , and i was wondering if maybe you wanted to join me . rex : oh , uh -- no . you know what ? normally , i 'd take you up on that offer , but there 's something i need to do , so i 'll see you . [ scene_break ] keri 's voice : i 've seen antonio 's temper , and i 'm not just talking about recently . jessica 's voice : he 's never taken it out on you . keri voice : oh , no ? antonio 's voice : aah ! jessica 's voice : antonio ! [ keri screams ] jessica 's voice : antonio ! antonio 's voice : what the -- jessica . antonio 's voice : i need you in my life . i 'm in love with you . [ scene_break ] [ girl laughs ] antonio : excuse me . but are n't you supposed to be watching this baby ? girl : who are you ? antonio : her father . i 'm not supposed to be anywhere near her -- court order -- but i love her , and i 'm not going to sit here and watch her be neglected . girl : i was watching her . antonio : yeah ? well , i just walked up on her . anyone could 've taken her . girl : sorry . i wo n't let it happen again , ok ? antonio : that 's right -- [ phone rings ] antonio : because i 'm going to tell her mother exactly what happened . [ girl sighs ] girl : i 'll take her home right now . antonio : yeah , you do that and make sure you do n't take your eyes off her till her mother gets there . carlotta : tonio ? i know it took every ounce of self - control you have not to grab her and run . evangeline : why did n't you ? you could 've been long gone before anyone would 've known . antonio : not with you standing there . evangeline : you did n't know that . antonio : ok . i wanted to , seeing the way that babysitter was ignoring her . evangeline : so what stopped you ? antonio : it was the wrong thing to do . see , evangeline , i 'm not like keri . i think jamie should have the chance to be loved by both her parents . but the judge said i have to wait for a year . it 'll probably be the most difficult thing i 've ever had to do . but i will if that 's what it 's going to take to get her back . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , my god ! walker : what 's wrong ? blair : your -- your hands . walker : well , what about them ? blair : they 're , like , totally smooth . walker : so ? blair : so ? walker , it 's like you do n't have any fingerprints . [ scene_break ] keri : thank you so much for calling me , evangeline . i fired that babysitter . jamie 's with r.j. now . evangeline : good . i 'd be more careful who i left her with from now on . keri : i do n't understand . now , what was antonio doing there ? he 's not supposed to be anywhere near jamie . evangeline : you should be thanking him . [ scene_break ] dorian : all right , come in quickly . david : what , you got a date ? dorian : stop it . you ca n't be too careful . david : where 's the necklace ? dorian : oh , the dog ate it . i mean , really . you think i 'd just leave it out lying around ? good grief . david : dog ? i thought you hated animals . dorian : only the human kind . would you mind turning your back , moving away -- something ? go . david : what ? i do n't care what the combination is after i have the necklace , dorian . besides , i know what the numbers are , anyway . it 's your birthday , right ? dorian : oh , you do n't know the real year of my birth . david : something about the invention of the wheel , i believe . dorian : ha , ha , ha , ha . you always did have a droll sense of humor . david : come on . dorian : oh , my god . david : what ? dorian : the necklace -- it 's gone . [ scene_break ] asa : it 's been a real pleasure , governor . governor brooks : thank you . renee : it was an honor to have you here . governor brooks : it was a pleasure being here with you . kevin : i look forward to working with you in the future , sir . governor brooks : well , i 'll admit , i had reservations , you being new to politics . kevin : well , that can be a plus . governor brooks : well , they ca n't get you on your record . [ laughter ] governor brooks : but there are other things , personal . a past divorce can be an issue . but now you have a lovely wife . kevin : nobody 's happier about that than me . kelly : oh . governor brooks : well , you have a bright future ahead of you . i 'll be in touch . kevin : thank you very much . governor brooks : good seeing you . asa : i 'll walk you out . this way . governor brooks : ok . good night . renee : good night . kelly : finally , a moment alone . i wanted to finish what i started telling you earlier . kevin : well , sure , sweetheart . kelly : like -- kevin : can you make it quick , though ? i have a meeting with someone . kelly : business ? kevin : of course . i 'm sorry . is it -- is it important ? kelly : no . it can wait . i 'll catch up with you later , ok ? kevin : ok . kelly : good night . kevin : mm - hmm . starr : kelly ? kelly : starr ! starr : hey . kelly : what are you doing here ? is n't it a little late ? starr : yeah . um -- i 'm looking for my mom and walker . have you seen them ? kelly : well , they were here earlier , but they left . starr : do you know where they went ? kelly : no , i have no idea . i did n't even talk to them . are you ok ? starr : yeah , i 'm fine . kelly : how did you get here , anyway ? starr : i drove over here . kelly : what ? starr : no , i 'm only 10 . hedy drove me over here . kelly : well , why do n't you tell hedy to take you back home . i do n't think your mother would appreciate you traipsing around all over town . starr : how would you know ? you 're not a mother . kelly : good night , starr . starr : good night . starr : hedy ? bring the car around front . you 're taking me to walker 's . [ scene_break ] blair : walker , you did n't answer my question . walker : it 's a complicated answer . blair : are you in some kind of trouble with the law ? walker : no . no . it 's nothing like that . blair : then why did you have your fingerprints removed ? walker : oh , i did n't -- not intentionally . blair : well , how ? walker : uh -- there was an accident . blair : what happened ? walker : mitch . he -- blair : did he do something to you ? did -- look , walker , hey , you can tell me . i mean , after everything that he did to me and to todd -- walker : you do n't know what he did to todd . blair : i know that mitch killed todd . it 's taken me this long to finally accept it . walker : have you ? blair : i told you that i 'm ready to move on . so what happened ? did mitch cause this accident ? walker : when i was a kid , there was a fire , and mitch tried to put it out , but it was too late and my hands got burned . i mean , i had to have a lot of skin grafts to make them normal again . blair : walker , that 's awful . walker : no . i got used to it . but that 's not why you pulled away from me , is it ? blair : no . walker : mm - hmm . second thoughts ? blair : i -- i -- i just have n't felt like this in a long time . walker : since todd ? blair : maybe that 's why -- walker : what ? blair : that -- you remind me of him . walker : hmm . maybe there 's something in me . blair : and what would that be ? walker : some part of him that you loved . blair : maybe . walker : i want to make love to you , blair . [ scene_break ] kevin : did you find out who walker laurence is ? elyssa : no , i ca n't . kevin : i told you to get his prints . elyssa : i did . at least , i tried . kevin : well , what happened ? elyssa : i picked up the glass that he was drinking from -- kevin : mm - hmm . elyssa : and i brought it to colson 's , like you said . we went straight to the lab , but it was the weirdest thing -- there was nothing on the glass , just the waiter 's fingerprints . kevin : what are you telling me ? are you telling me that walker laurence does n't have fingerprints ? elyssa : yeah . that 's how it looks . [ scene_break ] jen : oh . what are you doing here ? rex : getting religion . jen : that is not funny . rex : who 's joking ? i 'm giving up , ok ? joe wants you , he can have you . jen : well , joe already has me , and you do n't have any say in it . rex : can we still be friends ? jen : after what you did to me ? rex : well , you got to admit , we had a blast . jen : no , i do n't got to admit anything . rex : ok . cool . i just wanted to give you this . jen : what is it ? rex : it 's a v.i.p . pass for tomorrow night at ultra violet . jen : `` search and destroy night `` ? rex : yeah . it 's a new thing i 'm doing . it 's sort of a talent thing . the crowd either cheers their favorites or boos the losers offstage . it should be a kick , like the stuff you love . jen : used to . rex : oh , yeah , right . tomorrow night 's , what -- bingo in the church basement ? jen : no , i plan on spending the evening with my new husband . rex : ok . i hope so . he does n't seem to be around too much . but , anyway , have a good time . enjoy the punch and cookies , tell everybody i said hi . but if you change your mind -- [ scene_break ] carlotta : would you come back to the diner with me ? at least you should have something to eat . antonio : no , mami , i 'm -- i 'm not hungry . carlotta : is n't that -- antonio : jamie 's . make sure she gets it . carlotta : of course . this next year is going to be so hard for you . antonio : look , mami , i -- carlotta : i ca n't even imagine . antonio : i -- i really need to be alone right now , ok ? carlotta : i understand . que dios te de fortaleza . [ antonio sighs ] jessica : antonio . i 've been looking all over for you . antonio : why ? jessica : to tell you i believe you -- about the keri thing ? i want to be with you . antonio : wait a second . is -- is this for real ? jessica : yes , it is . i love you , too , antonio . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live `` -- [ next_on ] man : you 're not that good . natalie : why do n't you put your money where your mouth is ? keri : if he thinks he 's going to see his daughter again in a year , think again . starr : the only man who gets to be with my mom is my dad ! and just for your information , he is coming back !
dorian gets busted by the security guard , but tells him she has walker 's permission to be there . she calls david & tells him about the necklace . kelly talks about her problems with kevin to joey . carlotta chews keri out for the way she 's using jamie to get back at antonio . rex continues to befriend lindsay to get to jenn . antonio gives jessie a cat . kevin becomes jealous of walker & blair . he continues digging into walker 's past & tries to get his fingerprints off a glass , but finds out walker has none ! as blair & walker start to get romantic back at the penthouse ( ! ) , blair also finds this out . walker tells her he burnt them in a fire when he was young & needed skin grafts to repair them . keri continues to intimidate jessica , however jessica makes a decision to tell antonio she loves him . starr steals the necklace back from dorian . rex invites jenn to a talent contest at ultra violet , but she refuses . walker & blair start to make love .
duke : it 's you . adriana : excuse me ? duke : yeah . it is . adriana : who are you ? duke : name 's duke . and you know what ? we 've already met . [ knock on door ] john : come on in . officer : chief , i got a snitch out here talking about a heist that 's supposed to be going down . thought you wanted to know -- paul cramer 's name came up . john : bring him in . rex : all right , so here 's how it goes . they have to take route 17 to the a.c. expressway , ok ? we 'll do the pullover just south of the railroad bridge on 17 , and bobby will pretend to be scared out of his mind . natalie : this is the security guard that you 're so convinced is not going to kill both you and paul . rex : natalie , it 's a done deal . natalie : rex , it 's an armored van . remember that , all right ? i can not believe the two of you are doing something like this . rex : no -- natalie : i ca n't believe you got me convinced to do any of this . rex : we 're going to be fine , ok , as long as your flyboy paul does n't do something stupid and blow the whole heist . marcie : what heist ? [ r.j. chuckles ] r.j. : well , now , what are you doing ? sonia : oh , just checking out your c.d . 's . is this one any good ? r.j. : sonia , let 's stop the deception , lies , hmm , and get right to it . carlotta : no , do n't kill my son antonio por favor ! antonio : what the hell is going on here ? carlotta : no ! antonio : i did everything you wanted ! you got your money ! now let us go ! carlotta : no ! do n't shoot my son , please ! man : kill him , now ! [ gunshot ] jessica : antonio . officer : meet ravi , sometimes known as anything for 20 bucks . ravi : oh , come on , detective . you do n't have to be mean like that , do you ? he actually likes me , because i can deliver , you know ? remember that jewelry store when i told you exactly where and when the -- john : ravi , how fast can you talk ? ravi : mind if i help myself ? [ john sighs ] ravi : hey , you got to keep up the fluids , you know -- [ something falls to floor ] ravi : especially when it 's hot . john : do n't worry about that , ravi . i knew i should have made decaf . you got something to tell me or not ? ravi : yeah . like i was saying to the detective here , there 's a heist going down soon , maybe even tonight . i did n't hear too many details , though . john : a heist ? can you be more specific ? what kind of heist ? ravi : you know , you just hear these things floating around on the street . john : and what does this have to do with paul cramer ? ravi : well , that 's the only name i heard so far -- paul cramer . i do n't know the man personally . so you think you can find 20 in the box for me ? john : a heist involving paul cramer ? that 's it ? that 's a 5 , and i 'm being generous . ravi : this sucks , you know that ? it really does . here i risk my rep on the street bringing good info and get treated like this ? huh ? like i ai n't worth nobody 's time ? john : jeez . ravi : and your coffee 's lousy , too . john : well , that would be accurate information , but you ai n't getting paid for that , either . now , you want the 20 ? you bring me a what and you bring me a when , ravi , a what and a when . you got that ? ravi : yeah , whatever . thanks a lot . detective : so what do you think ? john : what do i think ? i think cramer could n't knock off an ice cream truck on his own . if he 's involved , somebody else is pulling the strings . r.j. : well ? sonia : r.j. -- r.j. : well , come on . do n't ruin the moment with a lie . sonia : what ? i ca n't listen to music ? i ca n't ask you about a new band or a new c.d . ? r.j. : oh , sure , but , first , this c.d . that you 're so interested in -- well , that 's my granddaughter 's , and that 's great around nap time , but i think my bank statement , which was lying right next to it -- now , there 's some compelling reading . sonia : oh , you think i 'm interested in how much money you 've got in your bank account . r.j. : hmm . sonia : well , when you finally get around to asking me to marry you , do n't you think i should know what kind of dowry you 're going to offer me ? hey , did you see the article in the newspaper ? r.j. : about ? sonia : about those two paintings that are going to be on loan to the movie studio which i 'm supposedly going to own ? r.j. : now , there 's no `` supposedly `` about it . sonia : really ? you sure about that ? r.j. : yes . why ? sonia : well , because i looked into this balsom character . i do n't really think he 's up to the job -- r.j. : ahem . sonia : or this paul cramer , for that matter . r.j. : you might be right . you might be absolutely right . sonia : why do you say that ? [ phone rings ] sonia : excuse me . hello . yeah . i need a location . i 'm on it . i 'm sorry . i 've got to go . r.j. : what 's wrong ? sonia : well , you know , owning your own business , you never get a day off . trouble down at the club . thanks for the water . i will see you later . [ gunshot ] carlotta : oh ! no ! no ! antonio : mami ? man : go ! go ! second man : out of the way ! get out of the way ! first man : you all right ? antonio : yeah , yeah ! mami , are you ok ? you all right ? carlotta : yes . antonio : good . [ carlotta sobs ] adriana : excuse me , but i think i 'd remember if we 'd met , and i know that we have n't . duke : yeah , you 're right . we have n't actually met , but i 've seen you before . adriana : what are you talking about ? duke : i just flew in from texas this morning . on the way in from the airport , i saw you standing outside this place . it was like a park . and i took your picture . adriana : why did you do that ? duke : i do n't know . the sun was just right and you were just right . i had my digital out and i was stuck in traffic , so -- i mean , the shot 's great . i just need a name to go with it . adriana : oh . adriana . duke : hmm . adriana . that 's nice . adriana : so where was this ? duke : i do n't know . it was -- there was this statue with wings out nearby ? adriana : oh -- yeah , it 's angel square . duke : ok . adriana : i was there this morning . but i do n't remember any car stopping or a tourist leaning out the window taking my picture . duke : well , i tried not to be too conspicuous . talk about luck , seeing you again . adriana : how did you know where i live ? duke : i did n't . i was just bringing kelly home . adriana : how do you know kelly ? duke : through my dad . listen , i 'm new here . do you think maybe you and i could , i do n't know , see a movie or hang out sometime ? dorian : no , duke . no way are you going to do that . marcie : all right , so what 's going on here ? what kind of heist exactly are we talking about ? rex : a heist ? what ? like a robbery ? marcie : yes , rex . my hearing is absolutely perfect . oh , come on . do n't tell me you 're going to rob the palace again , are you ? rex : oh , wow . funny , marcie . no , no . no . natalie and i were just saying that we 're so poor maybe it 's time to pull off a heist . marcie : is that true ? natalie : hey -- rex : hey , it was a joke . marcie : i was asking natalie , not you . natalie : yes -- yes . rex was just joking . he thinks his life is so funny and that crime does pay . rex : it does as long as it 's big enough . ask some c.e.o 's . marcie : burglary , heist -- whatever you want to call it , rex , it does n't work . remember ? rex : man , i do n't know whether to be insulted or what . she just walks up to us and starts calling us thieves . face it , marcie , you just do n't like me . marcie : well , at least that 's the first true thing that 's actually come out of your mouth today . natalie ? natalie : huh ? marcie : i know you 're too smart to let him drag you into something that you 'll regret , right ? natalie : right . you know what ? do n't worry about me , marcie . i can definitely take care of myself . rex : ditto . go be an honest citizen someplace else . marcie : you might want to try it sometime . watch your back . natalie : always . marcie : rex . rex : marcie . look , forget her , ok ? but listen to me . just tell paul to keep his mouth shut from now on , ok ? we got to be careful . do n't let short stuff get to you , ok ? natalie : she 's right , you know . john : ah . hey , marcie , how 's it going ? marcie : well , i 'm doing fine . i just am not too sure about natalie over there . i think rex is trying to get her into some kind of trouble , and i think it might involve paul cramer somehow . you know , i 've been seeing them hang out a lot lately . do you think you might help ? dorian : i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to snap at you that way . it 's just that my daughter needs to be concentrating on starting school next week , not her social life . adriana : mom . dorian : i 'm sure that duke understands . duke : adriana 's your daughter ? dorian : yes , she is . i 'm so sorry . did you forget something ? duke : oh -- dorian : i thought you 'd already left . duke : no , i was actually on my way out , and then -- dorian : oh . duke : adriana and i kind of bumped into each other . dorian : i see ! well , thank you so much for bringing kelly home . i really appreciate it . and also , please consider testifying on her behalf at the custody hearing . duke : yeah , definitely . i will . dorian : good . we do n't want her to lose that precious baby . duke : no , that would n't be right . hey , i still want to show you that picture sometime . adriana : ok . dorian : goodbye . duke : so long . adriana : bye . dorian : bye - bye . nice seeing you . do not even consider talking to that young man . adriana : why ? what did he do ? dorian : he 's kevin son . he 's a buchanan . he will bring misery just like his father did . [ footsteps ] tico : hey . sonia : hey . any news ? tico : about what ? oh , no . i wish there were . sonia : yeah , i was sort of hoping we 'd heard something by now . tico : yeah , well , we ca n't accomplish much if something does n't happen , so , i mean , it really has to . well , no sense worrying about it . sonia : yeah . tico : listen , about those guys in rodi 's . i just want to -- sonia : oh , please , tico . can we not talk about that now ? i 'm a big girl . ok ? tico : i realize that , but if you 're in any kind of trouble , sonia , look , i will -- sonia : why do you keep thinking i 'm in some kind of trouble ? i told you that it was just business . i mean , you do n't get have to involved in every little aspect of my life . tico : fine . well , i 'm just trying to be a good -- [ phone rings ] tico : excuse me . sonia : yeah . tico : hello . all right . i 'll deal with it . sonia : what 's wrong ? tico : nothing . nothing . i 'll be gone a while , ok ? [ doorbell rings ] sonia : i 'll get it , bertram . jessica : sonia . listen , have you heard from antonio ? you see , i ca n't reach him , and i 'm just really scared that something might have happened to him . [ carlotta cries ] antonio : mami , you sure you 're ok ? carlotta : yes . i -- i will l be . ay . gracias a dios . thank god . thank you , god . oh , thank god those men came , antonio . we were going to be killed . what are you doing ? antonio : i 'm trying to find out who this guy is . none of this makes sense . i mean , why would i be the only one who could withdraw money from el toro 's account ? carlotta : i do n't know . antonio : i mean , i never met him my entire life . carlotta : no -- antonio : right ? carlotta : no , no , you never met him . antonio : ok , well , manuel obviously knew me , all about me . he had gotten my palm print . the bank manager was expecting me . carlotta : oh . even from the grave , manny 's still destroying lives . antonio : mami , i need answers . why did you come to puerto rico ? carlotta : i -- the note said that you were here , and if i did n't come they would kill you . antonio : what note ? carlotta : there was a note on the counter in the diner -- i did n't know who had put it there -- with flight numbers . antonio : listen , but i was n't in puerto rico . why did n't you call me ? carlotta : i did . i tried . i called your cell phone . it was dead . i guess i panicked . antonio : they knew exactly how to get to me , how to get me down here so they could use me to get the money . carlotta : when i arrived in san juan , this man met me there . they put me in a car , and they took me here . antonio : there 's got to be more . does angelina have anything to do with this ? carlotta : no . i told you . antonio : tico ? sonia ? carlotta : no . there was just a note , that 's all ! antonio : mami ! there 's something you 're not telling me ; something angelina knows , too , right ? mami , whatever it is , you have to tell me . i ca n't help you . i ca n't help myself . we may not even survive if i ca n't find out what 's happening . tell me . please . carlotta : mijo , i do n't know anything . antonio : mami , i almost lost you in here today . how can you still want to keep secrets ? carlotta : i 'm not ! antonio : ok . ok , how about the note i got , mami ? how about the note with the date on it , the date manuel 's wife isabella and her oldest son were killed ? carlotta : i do n't know anything about that . look , antonio , i 'm exhausted . would you please just stop asking me these question i -- i do n't know ! antonio : shh . shh , shh . [ footsteps ] emilio : antonio ? you in there ? antonio : emilio ? yeah , man , we 're in here ! emilio : somebody heard shots in the area . what happened ? antonio : we were almost killed , man . two guys came in . they gunned this one down and then took after the other guy . mami , this is detective emilio vargas . carlotta : oh , gracias a dios . antonio : everything 's going to be ok now . emilio : what did the shooters look like ? antonio : they were wearing dark clothes , dark hair . one was kind of stocky . the other one was average . they took off after a guy with a briefcase , thin guy . emilio : all right , looks like the guys that we spotted out by the intersection . we got guys following them , but forget that . let 's go . we 're going to get you and your mother on the next plane out of here . antonio : no , ok , you get her out of here right away , but me ? i 'm staying . emilio : no , man , i 'm sorry . antonio : emilio , i got to know who those people are . they used my palm print to withdraw money from my dead uncle 's account . emilio : what ? no , listen , i ca n't help you with that . i 've got orders . antonio : whose orders ? emilio : f.b.i . sonia : jessica , why would you think i 'd know where antonio went ? i mean , why would he call me ? jessica : i do n't know . it 's just sometimes he can be -- he can be a little bit protective , and i know that he tells other people things that he does n't tell me , so -- sonia : i think that 's something you guys are going to have to work out between you , is n't it ? frankly , i 've got a place that i have -- jessica : listen , has tico or angelina heard from him ? do you know ? sonia : i do n't know . i just -- i 've got to go . jessica : you know something , do n't you ? sonia : besides the fact that you 're hysterical , no , i do n't . jessica : if you know something ; you have to tell me . sonia : jessica , listen . jessica : i 'm warning you . if anything happens to antonio , i 'm going to hold you personally responsible . sonia : oh , please . i 've got places i have to be . i think you can show yourself out . angelina : is she gone ? jessica : yeah . she 's gone , angelina . hi . why ? is there something that you want to tell me ? dorian : oh . david : ah . dorian : thank goodness you 're home . david : oh . sounds like your little plan to bring addie back here did n't work out . dorian : david , it was a disaster . addie tried to make blair and kelly make up , but blair was so hostile , and kelly -- i 'm just so worried about her . david : well , where 's kelly now ? dorian : she 's upstairs resting . duke buchanan brought her home , and then he started hitting on adriana . david : duke buchanan -- who 's that ? dorian : kevin 's son . david : there 's another buchanan in town ? dorian : yes , and apparently he 's staying . david : oh , that 's just great news . dorian : yeah . david : now we 're completely outnumbered . dorian : he 's starting the wharton business school next week . so help me , if he tries to worm his way into adriana 's life , i will strangle him . david : but do you even know him yet ? dorian : what do i need to know ? he 's kevin 's son . david : as usual , your logic is up there with aristotle 's . i 'm going to make sure that he leaves adriana alone . maybe i should go see him right now . is he big ? is he scary ? dorian : neither . david : great . since he does n't know me , i can get in a good sucker punch . dorian : no , no , no , david . david : what ? dorian : we have to be very , very nice to this young man . david : wait , now , hold on . do we like duke or not ? dorian : he may testify in kelly 's behalf at the custody hearing . david : against his own father ? dorian : against his own father . david : so we 're nice to him till the hearing , and then we can hate him ? dorian : sounds like a plan . [ doorbell rings ] david : you just keep me posted . david : gus . hello . tico : hello , david . hello , dorian . dorian : hello , augustico . what a surprise . what brings you here ? tico : dorian , i know what 's going on with adriana . john : hey . you got a minute ? natalie : ok . john : hey , look , i know things have n't been good between us lately , but i just wanted you to know that -- look , i care about this . i care about this friendship . natalie : thanks . john : and i can also understand how you can care about your brother and you can care about paul cramer . natalie : yeah . john : so , you know , if he and rex -- you know , they 're getting mixed up in something that 's going to get them in trouble , then -- rex : ahem . hey , lieutenant , if you got worries about me , why do n't you say it to my face ? r.j. : get in here . are you sure no one saw you coming ? ravi : hey , i 'm a street - smart guy from way back . nobody followed me from the station . nobody followed me to the mall . nobody followed . r.j. : all right , all right . just as long as johnny mcbain does not connect you to me . ravi : no problem . john : you know something , kid ? you got a great knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time . rex : well , the way i see it , you 've got a real knack for never saying anything to nattie worth hearing . all she ever gets from you is , you know , you do n't like paul , you do n't like me , and you know what ? it 's mutual . john : so we got that settled . and if you were the brother you should be , you 'd be looking out for your sister a little more and you would know , it would hit you that this guy in the long run is not good for her . natalie : ok , all right , you know what ? let 's just stop here . let 's not talk about paul when he 's not here , ok ? one thing you do n't know , john , is that paul went and got a second job while kevin 's away and he 's trying to bring in some more money , so i am proud of him . john : yeah . [ phone rings ] john : excuse me . hello . where are you ? i can barely hear you . hang on , i 'm going to take this outside . mark : hey , marcie . marcie : hey ! mark : sorry i 'm late . marcie : oh , not a problem . i was just bending justin 's ear about my brother eric 's wedding . mark : oh , yeah . how 's he doing ? did your father change his mind or anything ? marcie : are you kidding ? my father 's worse than a pit bull , and my brother ron is not much better . justin : can i get you anything ? mark : club soda . justin : lemon ? lime ? mark : either . thanks . justin : i 'll surprise you . mark : ok . marcie : hello ! he was so flirting with you . mark : no , he was n't . marcie : yes , he was . i think you need to ask him out . come on . jessica : angelina , thank you , but i really do n't want a drink . i just -- i 'm really very worried about antonio , and i need to know if you know where he went . carlotta , maybe -- i know that the two of you are friends , and you were out of the house when she went missing , and -- do you know where she went ? angelina : tico said that he thinks carlotta went to puerto rico . jessica : i know what tico said , angelina . i need to know what you think . please , you have to concentrate . this is very serious . they both could be in a lot of danger . antonio : i have no idea . all i know is they needed me . my palm print on a scanner and all of a sudden they forked over $ 100 million in bearer bonds . john : easy come , easy go . these guys with the firepower , they 're the ones who shot at you ? antonio : yeah . john : you find out who they were ? antonio : no . i was too busy dodging bullets . john : ok . you still at the airport ? antonio : yeah . hey , listen , actually , my mother 's waiting . i wo n't be coming to the station right away . i need to find jessica . john : yeah , well , heads up . the last time i talked to her i think she 's trying to track down tico santi . dorian : honestly , i can not imagine how you found out about duke buchanan so quickly . tico : duke buchanan ? what are you talking about , dorian ? dorian : what are you talking about ? you said you knew what was going on with adriana . tico : i was recently informed that she was tested at llanview hospital -- a pregnancy test . dorian : oh , really ? david : wait , now . hold on a second here . where did you get your information ? tico : that 's not important , david . the point here is that she -- dorian : no , the point is that that 's private information that you should not be entitled to . who is your source ? because i 'll get them fired . tico : adriana is my sister , and i think i deserve to know . dorian : no , no , no , no . she is my daughter , yes , and i will take care of all of her needs , especially her medical needs , should she ever require them . david : that 's a polite way of saying `` butt out . `` dorian : but for your information , adriana is not now nor was she ever pregnant . so , who was your source ? a lab technician ? a member of the staff ? a nurse ? tico : i 'm not telling you , dorian , so please do n't insist , ok ? nevertheless , while under your care , my sister obviously was n't well chaperoned . i mean , if it 's necessary , i will hire someone to protect her . david : whoa , whoa , whoa , hold the phone here a second , because for a guy who ordinarily demonstrates such impeccable social graces -- dorian : you should n't be prying into your sister 's life . do n't do it again . is that understood ? adriana : mom ? hey . tico , hi . tico : hi . hello . adriana : what are you guys arguing about ? tico : what is this i hear about a boy named duke buchanan ? adriana : oh . him . he 's -- he just took my picture , that 's all . but mom wants me to stay away from him . he 's one of those horrible buchanans , you know . dorian : mm - hmm . well , duke is nothing to be concerned about . why do n't we change the subject ? let 's talk about the ball that we 're putting together . i understand that you were in the process of choosing an orchestra ? tico : yes . actually , i could n't decide between a string orchestra or a swing band , so i hired both . one will be outside near the terrace , and the other one inside . david : well , sparing no expense , i see . tico : well , the main thing is that the evening be memorable for all of us . it 's for a good cause . and you and i will dance the night away , right ? adriana : of course . tico : well , i 'm going to get going . excuse me . and , dorian , i will be calling you with more details regarding the gala . dorian : right . good night . tico : good night . good night . adriana : i 'm going to get something to eat . anybody want anything ? david : sure . some sliced kiwi , cantaloupe , maybe layered with whipped cream ? dorian : we 're just fine . thank you , sweetheart . adriana : ok . dorian : david ? david : yeah . dorian : two orchestras ? tico : yeah , i noticed that . he 's probably going to bring caterers down from new york city . dorian : or fly them in from paris . tico : that guy does not appreciate money . dorian : david , it makes me start to wonder . david : wonder what ? dorian : maybe he 's the one that found the santi fortune . david : 100 million reasons to not care about how much anything costs . that sounds like a pretty safe bet to me . marcie : come on , you ca n't possibly be that shy . mark : look , i do n't even know the guy 's name . marcie : his name is justin , and he works here about once a week . he goes to l.u . come on ! have you actually ever even been out on a date with a guy ? mark : it 's kind of hard to do when you 've been living in the closet . marcie : well , then , here 's your chance . come on , he was totally flirting with you . what 's wrong ? mark : what if he says no ? marcie : well , then he says no . big deal . come on , i used to be terrified of guys . you know , i was worried that i was n't good - looking enough or -- you know me -- i 'd wind up saying something really stupid . come on , what 's the worst thing that can happen ? it 'll all work out . trust me . hey ! you know what ? i was so rude , justin . this is mark . mark , justin . justin : it 's nice to meet you , mark . mark : same here . justin : can i get you guys anything else ? marcie : oh , well , actually , mark wanted to ask you something . mark : justin , you want to go out sometime ? justin : that 'd be great . let me get you my number . angelina : our life in spain was so peaceful , until the nightmare happened again . so peaceful . jessica : angelina -- angelina : and here in america it seems so busy . everyone is so intense . jessica : please , angelina , it 's really very important . if you have any idea where antonio and carlotta are , could you just please tell me ? tico : angelina ? sonia ? jessica : tico , we 're in here . tico : well , hello . what a pleasure . angelina , i hope you 've made jessica 's visit a pleasant one . jessica : tico , i have to know . have you heard from antonio at all ? tico : no . no , nothing . but as i said , i 'm sure he 'll be in touch . i mean , he did call when you were here before , remember ? i mean , it 's not as though something terrible has happened to him . jessica : it 's just that i was at `` the banner `` and i was working on an article and i just -- i just got this really horrible feeling that something bad had happened to him . antonio : jessica ? jessica : oh , my god ! dorian : if tico did get a hold of manuel 's $ 100 million , he ought to be ashamed of himself . david : my sentiments exactly . you know , it is so sad . money like that should be shared , or stolen by those who will appreciate it . dorian : i , after all , am manuel 's last surviving wife . but , you know , tico could have inherited that money from his mother 's side of the family . david : hmm . i think maybe i should look into that guy 's finances . it would n't hurt to find out where his money comes from , right ? dorian : mm - hmm . angelina : did you find tia carlotta , antonio ? antonio : yes . yes , thank you . tico : wonderful . angelina : i 'm very happy about that . please give her my best . she is a very good woman . if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to go upstairs . tico : all right . well , it was about time you showed up , antonio . your fiancée has been going out of her mind with worry . antonio : i 'm sorry i could n't call . i 'll explain everything later . jessica : it 's ok . it 's ok . i 'm just so happy that you 're all right . [ door opens ] tico : sonia , look who 's back in llanview . sonia : oh , great . now jessica can relax and stop bothering me . it 's nice to see you , antonio . did you find your mom ? antonio : yeah , thanks . listen , honey , i need to speak to tico and sonia alone for a few minutes . look , i 'll tell you everything later . i just need a few minutes alone with them , ok ? please . jessica : antonio -- antonio : just do it , jess . jessica : wow . ok . sonia : it 's always a pleasure to see you , jess . tico : where have you been ? antonio : it turns out manuel santi did have $ 100 million in an account . i saw it . in fact , i had my hands on it . adriana : `` beautiful woman standing in sunshine . a work of art ! duke . `` _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ r.j. : so you 're crystal clear on what you 're supposed to do ? ravi : as clear as an unopened bottle of vodka . r.j. : huh . well , make sure you stay that way , because if anybody sees you leaving here you are a dead man . ravi : i 've been dead before . rex : hang in there . this is all going to work . marcie : see ? see how easy that was ? mark : yeah . i was so nervous ; i thought i was going to pass out . marcie : come on . let 's get back to the love shack . mark : why ? marcie : well , because it 's your first date , silly , and that shirt you can not wear . we have got to find you something else to wear . mark : there 's laundry ! marcie : come on . leave some money . you got money ? mark : yeah . marcie : hey , jess . natalie : hey . hey , jess . are you crying ? what 's the matter ? something not well with antonio ? is he ok ? jessica : no , he 's fine . he 's at home . carlotta 's there , too . natalie : what happened ? jessica : natalie , i was so worried about him , and he just -- you know what he did when he came home first thing ? he just told me to get out , and he said that he had to speak to sonia and tico alone . sonia : 100 million in bearer bonds ? tico : yeah , the part i do n't understand is how the bank had your palm print . antonio : neither do i. i never even met manuel santi . where would he have gotten my palm print , and why would he have set it up for a cop like me to end up with the money he left behind ? come on , i need answers . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] kelly : the baby 's gone ! kevin must have taken the baby ! blair : well , how are we going to hold on to it , then ? todd : you 're going to seduce duke . duke : what is it with blair cramer and the buchanan men ? antonio : if you have something that 's going to help me track down this killer , then you got to tell me !
antonio and carlotta barely escape the santi gang and return to llanview . antonio has lots of questions for tico and sonia . jessica is hurt that he did n't want to spend time with her right away since she was so worried about him . marcie overhears rex and natalie talking about the heist and warns nat not to let him get her into something illegal . adrianna is flattered by duke 's attentions , no matter how much dorian warns her off of him . john gets a tip from a snitch about the heist . we learn later that r.j. paid the snitch to go to john . marcie helps a shy mark ask the bartender at rodi 's , justin , out on a date .
natalie : spencer , what the hell did you do to blair ? spencer : natalie , why would you say such a thing ? hmm ? i mean , blair 's my fiancee , the love of my life . now , why would i do anything to hurt her ? [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm going to find adriana . david : you are ? rex : and you 're going to help me . david : i am ? rex : yes . you are . you 're going to get the truth out of dorian . david : you sound awfully sure of yourself . rex : i am . david : see , i do n't think she 'd do something like that to her own daughter . she would definitely terrorize someone else 's daughter , but not her own . rex : look , she hates me . she does n't want adriana to have anything to do with me . david : oh , do n't take that personally . dorian hates everybody . but even if she did hire a stalker , why should i help you ? rex : because i 'll give you ultra violet if you do . david : you 'll give me your club ? i thought you loved that place . rex : i do . but if adriana does n't find out what really happened , i 'll lose her and -- i love her more than i could love a stupid club . [ scene_break ] bruce : good afternoon , sunshine . adriana : bite me . bruce : oh . young lady , is that any way to speak to your stalker ? adriana : let 's not leave `` kidnapper `` off the list . bruce : of course not . oh , see -- you have n't touched your food . please do n't tell me you 're going anorexic on me -- just like a model . oh , what , are you mad at me ? adriana : what do you think ? bruce : well , i think you 're mad because i sent that text message to your boyfriend . adriana : he 'll never believe it . bruce : after what happened at the beach house , i think he will . he probably already thought you hate him and never wanted to see him again . adriana : i was confused because of those emails you planted on his computer . bruce : i only did what your mommy hired me to do . [ scene_break ] dorian : call me , bruce . and so help me , if you harm one hair on my little baby 's head , i will -- i 'll make sure you are a dead man . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey . antonio : hey . where 's bree ? jessica : i left her with mom . um -- what 's going on ? antonio : well , i just got the green light to go after the scum who bought tapes from our dear friend norman leeds . and i promise you , jessica , i 'm not going to stop until i 've brought in every single last one of them . jessica : i know , i know . thank you , antonio . john : do me a favor -- find out what 's taking hughes so long . officer : you got it , lieutenant . antonio : hey , john , you got a minute ? john : yeah , absolutely . antonio : look , i 'm just filling you in , i 'm going to serve a search warrant on a eugene snyder . john : dr. eugene snyder ? antonio : yeah . it looks like he 's mixed up in this norman leeds kiddie porn ring . john : he 's also the guy that truman forced to take the blame for my father 's botched surgery . well , at least now we know what kind of blackmail cards truman was holding . [ scene_break ] spencer : as an old poker player myself , i would say you were holding some cards that you did n't want me to see . natalie : i need to talk to my brother . spencer : not until i get some answers . [ scene_break ] david : i do n't like plotting against dorian . but if she did anything to hurt adriana . rex : she did . now , are you going to help me ? david : let 's weigh my choices here . if i conspire against dorian , i get my own club , have a lot of money . on the other hand , if i do n't go behind her back , have nothing . rex : become a hobo . david : would n't make a good hobo . i tend to get a rash on my shoulder when i carry a knapsack . rex : then you 'll help ? david : ok , i will . rex : good . let 's get started . david : there any hard tests to get your p.i . license ? [ scene_break ] spencer : well , looky there -- there goes your little brother now , so i guess you do n't have to run off . so , please , natalie , do tell me -- why would you think that i would hurt blair ? natalie : you tell me . spencer : you brought it up . you should go first . [ scene_break ] todd : you ca n't look at me and tell me you do n't love me anymore , can you ? why do n't you look at me and tell me that , blair ? right re , right now -- tell me . tell me . blair : i ca n't . todd : then tell me the truth . tell me what 's going on with you . what are you doing with spencer ? what are you doing with the cops ? all right , then . you know what i should do -- i should go to spencer myself . blair : no , todd . todd : i should tell him what you 're up to . blair : please , no , no . todd : you know , i think i will . blair : you ca n't do that , no . todd : i do n't care how it makes me look . blair : no , todd -- todd : like a jealous ex , i 'm going to tell him what i think you 're up to -- blair : you ca n't do that ! todd : and i 'm going to remind him that you betrayed me -- blair : no . todd : and he 'll likely -- blair : no . you ca n't do that . todd : tell me , or i 'm going to go straight to spencer , i swear to god . tell me ! blair : i have been sleeping with spencer to help you , todd . todd : i see . so i 'm right . blair : yeah , you 're right . i 've been sleeping with him . i 've been going behind his back to get evidence , to help you . you believe me ? todd : i -- yes , i do . [ scene_break ] john : truman knew snyder was a pedophile and threatened to turn him in if he did n't take the blame for my father 's death . if truman did turn him in , snyder would end up in prison . we all know pedophiles do n't do well in prison . antonio : you 're probably right . john : truman must 've found out and -- and waited until he needed a favor , so to speak . antonio : unbelievable . john : yeah . jessica : so spencer used me to his advantage and snyder could still be buying tapes without anyone knowing . john : um -- hey , look , jess , i do n't want you to think that -- that i 'm profiting off what happened to you , either , ok ? this may be our only chance to get to truman . jessica : i know , i know . i know you 're not profiting on what happened to me , john . antonio : this loser is involved in child pornography . do n't make any deal with him just to nail truman . john : yeah , there 's -- there 's no way . we are going to get snyder and he is going to do hard time , believe me , all right ? and we do get a conviction , he 'll have no need to keep quiet about truman anymore . antonio : all right . so move forward with the -- the search warrant . john : do it . what 's the address ? antonio : 15 euclid avenue . john : ok . antonio : hey . jessica : hey . antonio : i 'm going to be pretty busy for a little while , so why do n't you go get bree , go home , and i 'll call you as soon as i find something out . jessica : all right . i 'll see you later . antonio : all right , baby . all right . john : all right . give me this . hugh : sorry it took so long . the bank manager was a real ps and gs man . john : what happened ? hugh : he -- he wanted to call truman and tell him that his property was being seized . john : he -- he did n't , though , right ? that would be a bad thing . [ scene_break ] spencer : i 'm going to ask you again . why would you think that i would hurt blair ? natalie : that 's not what i meant -- or what i said . i 'm just worried about her , all right ? spencer : oh , then , why do n't you elaborate ? natalie : i need to explain why i 'd be worried about blair ? spencer : oh , that 's right -- i guess you two have such a close personal relationship , right ? natalie : she was married to my uncle . spencer : ancient history . natalie : so that means i ca n't care about her ? spencer : well , you did n't seem to care too much about her when todd was on trial , going through his execution . i mean , she really could 've used your support then , could n't she ? natalie : you were n't around every minute . spencer : naturally . or maybe you were just too busy clinging to john mc bain 's coattails , huh ? natalie : maybe i was clinging to his coattails because we 're in a relationship . spencer : oh , i see . well , forgive me for not knowing the details of your personal life . you know , people seem to do an awful lot of whispering when i 'm around , so tell me -- should i be concerned about something ? natalie : you know , dr. truman , you really ca n't control what people are saying behind your back . spencer : no , but if they are talking about me , i certainly have a right to defend myself . natalie : it 's called a trial . spencer : cute . now that you mention it , you know , i have seen mc bain and blair sort of huddling together every now and again . i do n't suppose you 'd like to tell me what you think they might 've been discussing ? [ scene_break ] todd : yeah , but i believe you , but i sure as hell do n't understand it . blair : look , after you were convicted , after you were sent to death row , so many people tried to tell me that you were innocent , but i -- it was just all that evidence , todd , and -- and there was spencer . he was there , he was supportive , he was good to me -- todd : oh , yes . he 's a regular boy scout . blair : ok , it was -- it was too far - fetched to believe that he was doing all this just to be with m todd : oh . well , do n't sell yourself short , sweetheart . blair : david and paige thought it was just another scam of spencer 's -- you know , when they found out that margaret was alive , and it did n't make any sense . why would he bring you back to life after the execution if he wanted you dead ? todd : because he ca n't help himself -- he thinks he 's god . blair : i know . todd : so when did you first realize all this stuff ? blair : well , it was after the execution . things that people said -- viki , evangeline , starr . i mean , i know they 're good people and i know that they love you and they 're not capable of loving someone that would kill their own child . then there was -- there was john and bo and they knew something was wrong with spencer , and it just -- everything just seemed to add up , and of course i was fooled by that creep denton . spencer was pulling all the strings . todd , i knew . i knew deep in my heart what kind of man that you were and what you were capable of . i 'm so sorry that i ever let myself forget that . todd : so even after you knew the truth that i was innocent and he was guilty , you stayed with him ? why ? blair : you know the answer to that . todd : no , i want to hear it from you . blair : because i 'm the one that has to prove what he did , todd . he thinks he 's untouchable , but he 's not . i 'm the only person that can get to him . the only one that he does n't suspect is me . [ scene_break ] john : you did n't let the bank manager talk to truman , did you ? hugh : no . no , i would n't let him call . i told him i 'd hit him with an obstruction of justice charge and he backed down pretty fast . john : ok . what 'd you find ? hugh : right here -- proof that truman knew margaret was alive well after she allegedly drowned in llantano lake . john : this is good . hugh : i know . john : now , just playing devil 's advocate , truman can claim we found this after the fact or that it was planted . what we need -- what we need is something that connects him directly to todd and margaret 's baby . hugh : we have paige miller who says truman forced her to help deliver the baby . the testimony plus this photo equals indictment . john : indictment ? maybe . what we need is a smoking gun , preferably the gun that shot my father . but for now , i 'll take what i can get . what else we got here ? a will , tax records . what the hell is this ? [ scene_break ] adriana : i do n't believe you . bruce : there 's nothing in it for me to lie . adriana : stop blaming this on my mother , ok ? she would n't do anything like this -- it 's too horrible . hiring someone to stalk me so that i 'll break up with rex ? no . she would n't . bruce : what would be the point of making something up like that ? adriana : i do n't know ! i do n't know anything anymore . bruce : i 'll get my ransom money . there 's no reason for me to smear your mother . adriana : i still do n't believe you . bruce : i met your mother . we bonded over pinot noir . she ied about how your horrible boyfriend was n't worthy to clean your toilet . she went on and on about how you could do so much better . see ? you 're starting to believe me . adriana : no , i 'm not . what else happened ? bruce : i told her i 'd help her come up with a plan , for a price . she gave me your cell phone number , your email address , your schedule . her only rule was i was not to hurt you . and look -- i have n't , have i ? and i still promise not to hurt you , providing mommy dearest comes through with the money . adriana : i will prove that this was her idea . bruce : no . you do n't need proof . you already believe me . [ scene_break ] dorian : david ? david : dorian . dorian : who do you think you are barging in like this ? david : sorry -- force of habit . i need to speak to you . dorian : david , this is n't a very good time . i 'm handling a very difficult situation . thank you for stopping by . leave . david : i can only stay for one drink , then i got to go . dorian : david ! ok , what 's so important you had to come crashing through my front door ? david : i went to that hospital gala -- dorian : oh , i 'm so pleased for you . now , if you do n't mind , go . david : where i saw spencer propose to blair and she said yes . dorian : ahem . well , as appalling as i find that prospect , she 's an ult , ok ? blair is capable of making her own decisions . david : that 's it ? dorian : i 'm not pleased , but it pal in comparison to the situation i 'm dealing with . david : well , then you must be dealing with one hell of a situation if it makes spencer and blair pale in comparison . you know what ? maybe balsom was right . dorian : what ? `` maybe balsom was right `` ? what would that punk be right about ? david : well , i ran into him over at the palace and he kept going on and on about some sort of inane plot that you had hatched to make him break up with adriana . now , i did n't believe him . but the way you 're acting -- dorian : what ? am i acting as if i 'm guilty of something ? david : dorian , trust me -- you look like you could use some help , so if you tell me what it is that you did , i 'll do everything i can to get you out of it . [ scene_break ] hugh : what did you find ? john : well , it looks like a letter to margaret 's baby . it seems that truman was going to send it along to the kid along with the picture when the -- when the baby grew up . hugh : is there an address or a name or something else identifiable ? john : no , no . but it talks about the baby 's birth here and -- and that truman was with the baby for a while when he was born . hugh : oh , and do n't tell me , how todd manning is his father . [ scene_break ] todd : so you 've been spying on spencer the whole time ? blair : after i found out you were innocent , i knew that i had to do something to make things right . it 's all my fault . todd : well , i would n't say it was all your fault . blair : it was all my fault , todd . i abandoned you . i stopped believing in you . todd : and so your remedy is to spy on spencer ? blair : i 'm looking for as much evidence as i possibly can . todd : and the cops , they know about this ? blair : well , they do n't -- yeah , they know about it , but they do n't want me to do it . i mean , it would -- they ca n't stop me , so they might as well work with me . todd : why did n't you let the cops do their jobs ? blair : because ! nobody 's going to get close to spencer unless he trusts them , and the only person spencer trusts is me . todd : so from the minute you thought i was innocent , you 've been sleeping with this man ? blair : do n't you look at me like i 'm a whore . todd : you said it , sweetheart . [ scene_break ] antonio : snyder ? open up , llanview p.d . eugene : what do you want ? what 'd i do ? what 's this all about ? antonio : it 's about your dirty little hobby . now let us in . eugene : no . antonio : you let us in or you hang out in a jail cell for obstruction of justice while we toss the place . antonio : keep an eye on him . officer : you got it . you -- sit down . antonio : you sick son of a bitch . eugene : some guy brought all this over . antonio : shut up . eugene : i do n't know what it is . antonio : you 're pathetic . how much smut do you have on this ? eugene : well -- none . i -- i let a friend of mine use it anything on there belongs to him . antonio : yeah , right . officer : anything ? antonio : oh , yeah . yeah , there 's a boatload of child porn here . eugene : no , i 'm telling you -- i 'm telling you i did n't download anything . and these -- these tapes and everything , they 're -- they 're not mine . uh -- my friend brought over a whole -- a whole box of stuff and dumped it here . i do n't even know what 's in it . antonio : what 's your friend 's name ? eugene : it 's -- bill is all i know . antonio : you do n't remember his last name ? eugene : uh -- no . i mean -- i mean , i -- i did , but i forgot . antonio : you 're under arrest . eugene : oh . i want to talk to my lawyer . antonio : feel free , but it 's not going to do you any good because i got enough evidence on you to put you away for the rest of your life . eugene : you ca n't arrest me for something i did n't do . antonio : put your hands behind your back . cuff him . eugene : oh . antonio : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . [ scene_break ] john : `` now that you 're a young man , i 'm sure you have many questions about your birth parents . i 'm enclosing a picture of your mother . she loved you very much and wanted to do what 's best for you . she was sick and could n't take care of you , so she asked me to help her . i am the doctor who delivered you and it was up to me to find you a new family . i hope your adoptive parents have raised you to be a strong and productive young man . i am positive you 're better off with your parents than you would 've been if you 'd been raised by your father . he was not a good person and you were fortunate to have never met him . i would not recommend ever trying to find him because it would do nothing but cause you heartache and grief . i hope this answers a few of the many questions you must have . good luck . `` there 's no signature . it 's got to be his handwriting . there 's one way to find out . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm sorry , but i do n't bug john 's conversations . i have no idea what he and blair have been talking about . spencer : oh , you must have some idea . natalie : i do n't know , spencer . what do friends talk about ? spencer : oh , so now john and blair are friends , huh ? the plot thickens . natalie : wait -- nope , nope . i know -- they 're having an affair . in fact , you know , john 's the only guy in llanview that blair has n't slept with , so it must be that they 're trying to figure out what positions to try next . spencer : funny . you know , now i really do n't know whether to be insulted , angry , or just plain old feel sorry for you . why on earth would blair be having a relationship with john when she already has one with me ? natalie : three words -- variety , spice , life . spencer : that 's not a surprising statement coming from you , someone with such vast wisdom and considerable experience with that kind of behavior . you see , blair is committed to me . she 's committed to building a life with me . natalie : well , then she should be committed . look , i am just so happy for you , spencer -- not so much for blair . excuse me . i 've got to be going . [ scene_break ] blair : think what you want to about me , todd , but it was the only way i could get you back . i had to be close to him . todd : and , yeah , that you were . blair : i did what i had to do . todd : so , what -- bo and john pimped you out , then ? blair : they did n't pimp me out . they did n't want me to do this . they said it was dangerous . todd : yeah , i 'll say it 's dangerous . i saw that hotel room he thrashed . blair : well , that was my fault . todd : you thrashed it ? blair : no , i did n't -- spencer did . i -- i drugged him , tried to get information from him and it -- and it backfired . he went ballistic . he tried to kill me . he tried to strangle me , and i wanted to stop then . todd : but you could n't stop , could you ? blair : no , i could n't stop ! todd : you had to keep sleeping with him . blair : i had to keep sleeping with him because i 've got to get the information on him to get him the hell where he belongs ! todd : how many times have you done it ? blair : oh , come on , todd . what difference does it make ? todd : it makes a difference to me . how many times ? blair : more times than i care to remember . todd : i see . so you were n't rlly working for llanview 's finest . you were kind of -- kind of a freelancer . is that it ? blair : todd ? john asked me to do something , and i was at the right place to do it . spencer had a safe - deposit box with his father 's name on it , and i got the key to john . todd : yeah , and what was in it ? blair : i do n't know . that 's probably what john was calling about earlier . look , i just hope it 's something that we can put him away for good . todd : `` put him away `` ? blair : yeah . todd : is that what you said -- `` put him away `` ? i do n't think so . that 's not good enough for me . i 'm going to make sure that man dies -- blair : you 're not going to do anything -- todd : a slow , painful , bloody death . blair : because you wo n't ever let me finish what i start ! todd : well , not if you 're going to sleep with other men , no ! blair : i did what i had to do ! todd : well , how far are you going to go with this ? are you going to marry him ? blair : no ! never , todd . and i swear to you it should be over by the end of the day . todd : oh . ok . [ scene_break ] dorian : david , this is such nonsense . i have n't done anything . david : so you did n't create this `` situation `` ? dorian : uh , no , i did n't , and -- but you are right about one thing . i am upset , so if you would please just run along -- david : nobody knows you better than me . i know how much you like to protect your girls , so if this situation is more important than blair , than this `` situation `` must be about one of your other girls . dorian : i 've got no idea what you 're blathering on about . i -- i -- and i have done absolutely nothing to try and break up adriana and rex , and i got to tell you , it really hurts me that you would even suggest such a thing . david : dorian , i want to help you , but you 've got to open up to me . dorian : there is nothing to open up about . rex : she 's a liar . you 're a liar . dorian : how did you get in here ? david ! what -- how -- why ? why would you help this -- this miscreant ? david : oh , do n't be ridiculous . i would never stoop so low as to help a -- rex : miscreant . david : what does that mean ? rex : nothing . dorian : get out of here -- rex : stop it ! dorian : both of you . rex : now , i need the name of the guy you hired to stalk adriana . tell me where to find him . [ scene_break ] bruce : your mother hired me . you know i 'm telling you the truth . adriana : no . bruce : then why would she instantly change from hating rex to loving him ? because she knew the whole thing would explode in his face . adriana : i want to talk to her . i want to talk to my mother ! bruce : fine . i think that 's a good idea . [ scene_break ] blair : come on , todd . you have to believe me . when i said yes to spencer , i never intended for it to go to marriage . i mean , he just caught me off - guard . todd : and you always say yes when you get caught off - guard ? blair : i had to keep him on the hook , todd -- i had the safe - deposit key . do you have any idea what spencer would 've done to me if he found out ? the proposal was actually a very good distraction . todd : oh , is that all that was -- a distraction ? blair : yeah , and it worked . i got the key , and i got it back on the key ring before he even knew . todd : you sound like you think it 's a game . blair : it 's not a game to me ! i have n't slept in weeks , todd ! todd : neither have i . blair : i know you have n't . god , that 's why i 'm doing all this . i ca n't stand it when that pig touches me . it 's revolting . i am doing this for you , todd . i 'm doing this so we can find out what spencer did to you , to margaret , and where -- where your baby is . do n't you want to know where your son is ? todd : yes , i want to see him , yes . blair : well , then you -- you understand , then . tell me that . todd : honestly , i do n't know if i understand , blair . i have the image of you and spencer going at it in our cabin , you know ? i wish i 'd never seen that . blair : me , too . todd : and i mean , every time i close my eyes , every time -- i do n't know if i 'll ever stop seeing it . blair : if you ca n't forgive me , i understand . blair : i just wish that you could look me in the eye and tell me that you love me again . [ scene_break ] john : well ? man : just one moment , please . huh . can i see the other sample , please ? john : right here . man : whew . let 's see . non - joining rock hoop , loop slant . yep . loop - slant finish -- they match . hugh : all right . so what you 're saying is that the same person wrote both of those letters ? man : positive . just look at that sharp hook on the j if you do n't believe me . hugh : i 'll take your word for it . [ scene_break ] antonio : now that i 've advised you of your rights , are you willing to answer any questions ? what are you doing here ? jessica : i 'm sorry . i could n't just sit around . i -- i had to see his face and i have to have him see mine . antonio : honey , i do n't think that 's a good idea . besides , i do n't want anything to happen that might compromise this investigation . jessica : so you found something ? antonio : yeah . jessica : ok . antonio : jess ? jessica : please . do you see this ? do you see this ? this was me . look at me . look at me ! i 'm a real person . i was a real little girl , not some object that you saw on a videotape . and the man that you bought this from molested me . it 's because of people like you -- they kept him in business . you encouraged him to do horrible things to little girls just like me . he destroyed my life . he ripped me in two , literally . but men like you are responsible . and i 'm going to make myself whole again if only to put scumbags like you behind bars where you belong . [ scene_break ] john : thanks for your help , paul . paul : yeah , anytime . hugh : we 'll get in touch with you when this goes to trial . paul : gotcha . hugh : thanks . paul : sure . hugh : do you see something else ? john : no . i was just -- i was just wondering why truman would do something like this , so out of character . it 's -- it 's almost a decent thing to do . hugh : well , he 's a narcissist . he loves himself so much he thinks the world revolves around him . he 's the one who gets to dole out the pain and the anguish and also the pleasure and the joy . john : yeah . fits the profile , i guess . hugh : exactly , to a t . john : all right . well , look , we have to handle this very carefully . i 'm going to take the picture to bo . we 'll get an arrest warrant , all right ? we can not let truman catch wind of any of this . if he does , he 'll go on a slash - and - burn frenzy . he 'll destroy every piece of evidence that relates to this case . hugh : absolutely , you 're right . john : i 'm banking that he 's got the gun that killed my father stashed somewhere . hugh : that would sure make things tidy for you , would n't it ? john : yeah , it would . here . i 'll see you . hugh : all right , see you . john : what have you got ? natalie : john ? john : yeah ? natalie : i 've got to talk to you . john : ok , all right . take it easy . natalie : i ca n't . i think i screwed things up , big - time . [ scene_break ] spencer : there 's no way blair would ever do anything to ruin what we have . there 's no way . [ scene_break ] todd : you want me to tell you i love you . you want me to tell you that i 'm ok with what you and spencer did . no . sorry . it 's too much . blair : i knew it would be . i could n't help dreaming . i 'm sorry . i 'm really sorry and i know i messed up . mm - hmm . but i really did try to help . i tried to do something , anything . i guess i was just holding on to a dream . todd : and what dream was that , blair ? [ scene_break ] rex : tell me who you hired to break me and adriana up and tell me now . david : uh , rex , about my nightclub -- rex : no , there 's no nightclub . you did n't get anything out of her . dorian : david , you would betray me for a third - rate nightclub ? david : i was going to make you a silent partner . dorian : get out of here , both of you , ok ? get out of here now before i call the police . david : i 'm going to the llanview library and looking up -- rex : `` miscreant . `` david : the word you called him . rex : it 's not going to be that easy to get rid of me . i wo n't leave till i get some answers . bruce : oh , this 'll be interesting . dorian was so anxious to talk to you before , but now , i do n't think she 'll be so excited to hear what you have to say . [ phone rings ] dorian : do n't , please ! rex : lord residence . adriana : rex ? [ scene_break ] john : what did you do ? natalie : i think i screwed up . john : we established that . how ? natalie : ok , when you called , i was with spencer and he said some things and i -- i do n't know . i think that i misinterpreted what you had said about him . john : what did you do , natalie ? natalie : i thought that he did something to blair and -- john : you what ? natalie : i think i tipped him off . john : you -- natalie : i think i tipped him off . john : you tipped him off ? natalie : well , i kind of got in his face about -- john : `` kind of `` ? natalie : blair -- yes . i wanted to know what happened to blair and i -- i got in his face and -- and now he might be on to her . john : if he 's on to her , she 's dead . [ scene_break ] blair 's voice : this is blair cramer . please leave a message . spencer : hang on , blair . i 'm coming for you . blair : every time spencer would kiss me , i would close my eyes and dream it was you , todd . i dreamed that you would hold me again . todd : do you know how easy it would be for me to walk away from you right now ? blair : do n't go . oh , todd . [ next_on ] eugene : what are you going to do to me ? antonio : i want to kill you . dorian : we better just put our differences aside and work together . adriana : rex loves me and he is n't going to give up on me -- ever . blair : do n't you even think about stopping .
natalie is facing spencer and she demands to know what the man did to blair . spencer wants to know why she would think that he would hurt her . natalie clams up , but spencer does n't let her off the hook . she tries to leave but he will not let her . he wants to know why she thinks that he would hurt blair . `` i have seen her huddled with mcbain is there something that i should know about ? `` natalie gets him off her back saying that blair and starr are her family and she has a right to be concerned about them . blair spills and tells todd everything . he is calm for a moment but then realizes that she has been sleeping with this man even though she knew that he was innocent . he thinks that the cops have been pimping her out but she tells that she has been doing this all on her won . she tells of the safety deposit key . `` what is in there ? `` todd asks . she has no idea . john and hugh look through the safety deposit box back at the office and they find a letter . it is in handwriting but not signed . an expert is brought in and the man is presented with the letter from the safety deposit box and another and he confirms that the author of both letters is the same person . todd is having trouble absorbing all that blair has dumped on him . he is afraid that he ca n't accept this . she had a feeling that things were going to end up this way , but she had to try . he is kind to her at this point . antonio finds kiddie porn at eugene 's house and when he looks up , jessica is at the door . she comes in and shouts at eugene for his crimes . hugh finds the letter that spencer has written to be very strange . it seems that it is going to be sent to todd 's child when he is older . there is a photo with the letter . the letter tells the child not to go looking for his father as he was n't a very good man bruce has adriana calm now . he promises that he will not hurt her . he just wants the cash . he lets her call dorian . rex gets david to help him sneak into the house and he is there when the phone rings . he gets to it before dorian . `` hello ? `` he answers . `` rex ? `` she replies . it was almost a ' good ' thing . hugh describes him as a narcissist who likes to be the one who decides what should go on and who gets what . natalie runs to john and confesses that she might have come on too strong and that spencer might be on to blair . `` if he is on to blair , then she is dead ! `` john says . todd and blair are too close and they end up kissing tearing their clothes off . spencer things about blair and then runs out to find her .
rex : if asa 's here , could that mean that bo is back in 2008 ? gigi : if he made it , maybe we can , too . asa : hey , better get you and chuck jr . here to the bus station before the army counts you awol . [ scene_break ] bo : clint , i ca n't put my finger on it , but i came back from the ranch feeling better , stronger . clint : you know something ? when you left for vietnam , i did n't know if i was ever going to see you again . but you made it , just like now . bo : well , i just wanted to go down there and talk to pa , you know , and finally have my say and to finally say goodbye to him once and for all . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] todd , tess is a part of me , okay ? it 's me . i 'm jessica . i 'm still the sweet , charming jessica that you know . and i 'm just a little pissed off that you wo n't have your sister stay here . what are you doing ? todd : calling `` the banner . `` i do n't have your mom 's number . tess : no , no , do n't call viki . todd , todd , give me the phone . do n't call viki . [ doorbell rings ] tess : who 's that ? todd : i have no idea . i 'm not expecting anyone . tess : let 's just see who it is . [ scene_break ] janet : hey , now , this would look great on you . marty : okay , no , i may have lost my memory , but i have n't lost my sense of style . janet : oh , come on . it 'll be fun . marty : oh , come on , i 'm in this bed day in and day out . why do i need makeup ? janet : marty , you are a beautiful woman . i want to lift your morale a little . marty : hey , wait , wait . did you hear that ? janet : hear what ? marty : voices . [ scene_break ] tess : todd , look who it is . it 's the new commish . john : jessica . tess : are you here on business , john ? john : as a matter of fact . tess : come on in , please . todd : if my front page expose was n't enough , i 'm happy to go round two with you . john : come on , fellas , let 's go . todd : uh - uh . john : what 's that ? swedish for right this way ? todd : no one 's going to come in my house . john : except us . [ scene_break ] brody : yeah , i need to make an appointment for a paternity test . for me and my son . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] okay , why do n't you two say your goodbyes ? i 'll go check on the bus . gigi : well , i 'll pray for you . i 'll pray for you every minute . rex : i 'll find a way for you to get back to shane . i promise . clint : the bus just arrived . man : darling . woman : oh ! brody : sweetheart , i feel like i 've been waiting 40 years to kiss you like that . [ scene_break ] clint : that was some party that pa threw when you left . all that food , all that booze . even had some entertainment lined up . bo : yeah , those girls from renee 's stable . you know , i thought that they just showed up . clint : oh , god , come on . you should know . you were awol with one of them for hours . nobody could find you . bo : i just went off to think . clint : oh , yeah , really ? what was her name , your thinking partner ? bo : you know , i think your memory was a little fuzzy because you were all messed up about maria leaving . nora : bo ? bo : oh , hey , nora . nora : hi . i 'm glad you 're home . bo : well , it 's good to be back , too , and i -- you know , i 'm sorry that i left you , matthew , everybody . nora : listen , you know you do n't have to . bo : yeah , but i left you in a lurch . i know you were all worried . nora : well , you do n't have to . i 'm just -- i hope that -- everything 's okay ? bo : i 'm feeling a lot better now . nora : good . dallas : that 's not bo buchanan , is it ? why , you have n't aged a day . [ scene_break ] rex : hands off her , brody . brody : i 'm ned truman , and this here is my girl , emma . so butt out . come on , pretty girl . big ned 's finally home . rex : [ as bo ] you got the wrong girl , truman . she 's not emma . brody : [ as ned ] i think i know the mother of my own child . and who the hell are you ? gigi : whoa , whoa , wait , bro -- ned . it 's true . i 'm not emma . i 'm her twin sister , gigi . ned : is this some kind of joke ? gigi : no , i 'm sorry , but you really do have the wrong girl . ned : wait , if you 're emma 's twin , how come she never talked about you ? rex : you know , i bet there 's a lot emma does n't tell you . ned : care to explain that , boy ? clint : hey , you call my brother boy one more time and you 'll be picking up your teeth . lindsay : [ as olympia ] look , here comes her sister now . [ scene_break ] shane : dad . brody : yeah . shane : is there something wrong with me ? brody : no , why would you ask that ? shane : i know why we 're here . you and mom keep fighting about it when you think i 'm not around . brody : i do n't know what you think you 've overheard , but -- shane : i can handle it . i 've known it practically my whole life . brody : known what ? shane : my asthma 's not getting any better . that 's why i have to take this test . that 's why i 'm in the hospital again . brody : no , that 's not it , buddy . your asthma is under control and it 's going to stay that way . we 're re for a whole different reason . shane : paternity . so this test is to prove you 're my dad ? brody : pretty cool , huh ? shane : but we already know you 're my dad . [ scene_break ] antonio : how long before the next exit ? cristian : a long time . antonio : are you sure ? cristian : we should have taken that exit . antonio : you mean the one with the big blue sign that said mendorra ? cristian : it did n't look like the map , okay ? how are you doing back there ? sarah : stick the girl in the back . what 's not to love ? cristian : you 're the shortest . sarah : what , now you 're calling me short ? antonio : look , in case neither one of you have noticed , we 're lost . cristian : the freaking road signs are in german . what am i supposed to do ? sarah : guys , guys , hey , look . we know we 're in mendorra , right ? how hard can it be to find the palace ? i 'm telling you , why do n't you just pull over and i 'll flag a car down and i 'll ask them for directions . cristian and antonio : no . sarah : whoa , can you guys not be such stereotypical men ? antonio : look , need i remind you what happened to us the last time we were here ? we ca n't afford to be seen . sarah : okay , all right , babe , why do n't you give me the map and you can take my mom 's big book of mendorra 's secrets . and i will figure out how to get to the palace while you guys can make up some kind of plan to get talia out once we get there . [ scene_break ] marty : what 's going on down there ? janet : oh , mr. manning probably just has some guests , so why do n't we clean -- marty : no , we both know todd does n't entertain . todd : forget it , get out . janet : you 're right . that does n't sound good . marty : please help me down there . [ scene_break ] todd : this is meaningless until my lawyer gives it meaning . john : make the call . you want us out of here , give up your guest . todd : my guest ? i do n't know what that means . john : all right , fellows , let 's start upstairs . todd : uh , are you sure you do n't want to wait for my lawyer ? john : you might want to get out of here , jessica . this might get messy . officer : please step out of the way , sir . man : can i help you with something ? john : you 've got to be kidding me . do n't be an idiot . he 's going down . you make me work , you 're going down even harder . todd : god , you wuss . what are you doing ? you think i paid -- tess : oh , my god ! oh , my god , the baby . something 's wrong with the baby ! [ scene_break ] sarah : okay , uh , in about five kilometers , you 're going to hang a right and then hop on the autobahn going north . antonio : there better be a big sign that says autobahn . sarah : okay , there will be . and once we get on it , you can go 100 miles an hour and we 'll make up for time lost . antonio : right , and kill ourselves before we even get to talia . cristian : we 're going to get her out of there , antonio . sarah : speaking of which , how are we planning on doing that , cris ? cristian : well , the i d 's john 's fbi guy has put together for us got us through passport control . let 's just hope they get us through palace security . antonio : yeah , assuming they were n't thrown together so quickly that they 're missing some kind of watermark or something . cristian : antonio , look , i know you want to do this alone , but we 're here to help , okay ? so you might as well make this work . sarah : okay , so , uh , has my mom 's big book of mendorra secrets given you any ideas ? cristian : well , from the way this reads , the palace keeps a pretty tight schedule . i just hope hesser has n't changed it up . sarah : okay , so we get in . then what ? cristian : all the main royals are assigned some kind of security detail , so we 've got to be prepared for that . antonio : yeah , we also need to find a way to get to talia and get her out of there before carlo and jonas clue in and close up the borders . cristian : you know , bro , grabbing talia and taking off wo n't mean much if we do n't neutralize carlo once and for all . [ scene_break ] brody : shane . shane : i know you 're my dad , you know you 're my dad . what 's to prove ? brody : i just think about that nightmare you had a few days back about me being taken away from you . shane : that was a dumb dream . and i 'm not scared now . brody : it 's okay if you were . everybody gets scared . shane : even you ? brody : even me . shane : okay , yeah , like on navy seal missions where things get messed up and stuff , but you 're home now . brody : sometimes the stuff you battle at home is the scariest stuff of all . [ scene_break ] dallas : [ as renee ] good lord , emma , that man has got it bad for you . gigi : [ as emma ] if only i felt the same way about him . renee : now , listen , you take my advice and forget about asa buchanan and you stick with the man who loves you . brody : [ as ned ] apologies , ma'am . i guess i should pay closer attention to who i 'm kissing . i knew it was in the family . gigi : what just happened ? rex : you 're the one that kissed him . gigi : he kissed me . rex : whatever you say . just , please , god , let me stop bumping into people from 2008 in 1968 . gigi : be careful what you wish for . rex : why ? what are you talking about ? gigi : vietnam . i doubt you 'll know anyone there . [ scene_break ] clint : bo , you remember dallas , do n't you ? dallas : he looks like he 's just seen a ghost . it has n't been that long , has it ? bo : no , oh , no , of course not . no , it 's good to see you ... again . clint : bo ? bo : hmm ? clint : you okay ? bo : i already told you i 'm just fine . dallas : well , i understand . i mean , the man comes home and goes away , comes back to find this creature from the past in his house . clint : you 're not a creature . dallas : oh , well , i know you just got back , but i did n't want to miss my chance to see you . nora : oh , are you leaving ? dallas : no , it 's just a figure of speech . nora : oh . dallas : yeah . bo : what brought you to town , dallas ? dallas : well , i was way past due for a visit to the states , and then when i heard what happened with b.e . , i just had to see you all again . bo : well , thank you . dallas : i 'm so sorry about asa . you know , he was n't always easy to like , but your pa , he was easy as pie to love . bo : i could n't have said it better myself . [ scene_break ] todd : jessica , are you all right ? where does it hurt ? tess : no , i 'm okay . i 'm fine . i think i 'm okay now . oh -- ow . ow . todd : i think she 's having contractions . john : how far along are you ? tess : i 'm in my twelfth week . ow . john : yeah , i need an ambulance to 437 -- todd : nothing 's going to happen to you and the baby , not on my watch . tess : do you not recognize a distraction when it 's screaming in your face ? ow , ow , my baby . god , please do n't take my baby . todd : hey , you , go upstairs , get some water , some fresh towels . upstairs bathroom . do it ! tess : [ as jessica ] ow . oh , god , do n't take my baby . todd : all right , meryl , cool it . john : the ambulance should be here any minute . tess : is that -- is that really necessary ? john : we just -- you fell on the floor in pain . what do you think ? todd : yes , that 's right , jessica . think of the baby . tess : well , i know -- i just feel better now . you know , it 's probably just cramps . john , do n't ever get pregnant . it 's a bitch . john : yeah , i 'll keep that in mind . why do n't you just wait here until the paramedics check you out ? tess : well , they 're just going to tell me to stay off my feet and take better care of myself . john : where did the bodyguard go ? [ scene_break ] janet : marty , you should n't be doing this . you 've only gone a few steps -- marty : you need to take me down there . janet : i am not going to do it . now , stay here , please . marty : what 's going on ? is todd all right ? bodyguard : we have to get you out of here now . marty : why ? bodyguard : manning 's orders . you 're going to have to trust me . [ scene_break ] officer : the ambulance just pulled up . john : good , now we can get on with the search . tess : oh , john , can you just stay with me ? todd is no good in these situations . john : stay with her . todd : uh , i 'm going with you . that search warrant covers the house only . if you and fuzzy britches so much as open a drawer , i 'll make you wish you were never born . tess : uh , todd , todd , come here . thank you so much for taking care of me , and , uh ... [ whispering ] you owe me . todd : you just take care of yourself and the baby , jessica . [ whispering ] i do n't owe you anything , tess . [ scene_break ] jared : [ as clint ] ooh - whee , i just want to teach that boy a lesson on how to treat a lady . rex : [ as bo ] clint , you 're just itching for a fight . give it up . gigi : yeah , my sister 's boyfriend 's just excited to see her . he just got home . bo : sorry he 's into pda . clint : pd -- what ? gigi : he 's real affectionate in public . lindsay : [ as olympia ] and who are you exactly ? bo : you remember gigi from the party last night . remember , ma ? olympia : oh , i guess i do . i 'm going to plan your homecoming party . it 's going to be twice as big as last night 's . bo : you do n't need to do that , ma . asa : well , hell , son , a party 's not the half of it . we 're going to parade you and chuck jr. here down the streets of dallas . and treat you like the heroes you 'll be . nigel : [ as chuck sr . ] give them hell , kid , just like me and asa did when we landed on omaha beach . chuck : [ as chuck jr. ] we 'll make you all proud , you 'll see . olympia : i do n't want to hear this nonsense . asa : oh , woman -- olympia : i do n't care if you have to pull latrine duty or get yourself tossed in the brig , i want you boys to come home safe . do you hear me ? i want you to be safe and alive . brody : [ as ned ] were you a good boy for your mom while i was gone ? gigi : [ as emma ] spencer was ... spencer . ned : that bad , huh ? well , daddy 's home . i 'll shape him up . shane : [ as spencer ] you 're not my dad . ned : well , you were awful little when i left . it must be hard to recognize me . let me see if i can help you . [ ned growls ] ned : i 'm home , boy - o . no more soldiering . you , me , and your mom , we 're going to move to nevada , settle down , maybe even give you a little brother or sister to play with . how would that be ? come on . [ grunts ] dallas : [ as renee ] oh , i think we 'll all be a lot happier back home . far , far away from here . [ scene_break ] shane : what do you mean by that , the stuff you battle at home ? is it like you trying to get mom to fall back in love with you ? brody : i just mean that sometimes civilian life can be just as complicated as a war . shane : okay , but scarier ? how ? nobody 's shooting at you or exploding ieds next to your convoy . at home , the worst thing that can happen is you -- brody : a lot can happen that you 're too young to understand . shane : grownup stuff ? brody : yeah . shane : all i know is you do n't get a medal for winning a fight with your mom or cleaning up your room after she yells at you . brody : where do you get this stuff ? shane : i 'm serious . all the medals you won are for being a real hero . brody : do you know what a real hero is ? someone you can count on . brody : by taking this test i 'll prove to everyone that you can count on me no matter what . maybe then you wo n't have any more of those dreams that bug you . and we 'll make it legal just in case . shane : are you doing this because mom keeps not calling ? do you know something about where she is ? is my mom in trouble ? [ scene_break ] announcer : number 211 bound for san angelo , midland , el paso , fort bliss is now ready to board . asa : that 's you , bo . clint : well , come on , guys , let 's wait outside . gigi : you do n't owe anybody anything . we 're stuck 40 years in the past . we do n't have anyone . it 's just you and me . let 's make a break for it and then lay low and be together . rex : i ca n't . gigi : yes , you can . these people are n't your family , rex . rex : bo is the closest thing i 've ever had to a father . i owe it to him to not mess up his past . gigi : please , do n't do this . rex : i will come back , gigi . rex : come see me off ? chuck sr . : keep your weapons clean and dry and your head down . charlie wo n't know what hit him . chuck : yes , sir . chuck sr . : let me hear you say `` yes , sir , `` boy . rex : [ as bo ] yes , sir . chuck sr . : stay close to bo . he 's not acting himself . chuck : sure thing . take care of yourself , dad . chuck sr . : you do the same , son . you do the same . clint : i expect you to step off that bus alive and well , soldier . a new man with his whole life ahead of him . bo : i 'll do my best . olympia : my baby . asa : now , now , the u.s. army will take good care of him . olympia : can the u.s. army guarantee that my boy will be safe ? that his body wo n't be shipped back to the united states in some pine box covered in a flag ? clint : bo -- bo is strong , ma . he 's going to make it back . olympia : you do n't know that . oh , bo , bo , you be good for me . promise me . bo : i will . olympia : i will write you every single day . clint : come on , ma . come on . asa : i wish that woman would n't coddle you so . that kind of treatment just makes you weak . now you listen to me . do n't you trust nobody over there , not a granddaddy with a beard , not a baby in diapers . they wo n't show you no mercy , boy . do n't you dare show them any . now , bo , i want you to know , i ... well , you know , you never finished the fence in the south side of the ranch , damn it . bo : well , excuse me -- asa : i expect you to take care of it . i expect you to take care of that when you get back . asa : well , i guess i should go . i think your little friend over there wants to have a word with you . bo : thank you , sir . rex : [ as himself ] i guess ... this is it . gigi : i 'm getting a real sick feeling of déja vu . rex : being back in texas ? gigi : no . you do n't know this , but i used to daydream all the time about how i 'd have said good - bye to you before you left michigan . i 'd think of all the things i would have told you to make you stay , and to make you want me again . but i never knew what you would say back to me . rex : you do n't have to wonder anymore . because this is n't good - bye . i 'm coming back . gigi : i know . rex : i 'll be in this station , getting off the bus . a new man , says clint . but not so new i wo n't still want you like crazy . gigi : say that again . rex : i want you . gigi , we are going to be together . gigi : okay . rex : what are you going to do here ? gigi : i do n't know . oh , my god . you 're going off to fight in a war that ended before you were even born . who cares what i 'm going to do now ? rex : i need to know that you will still be here when i come back . i love you , gigi . [ scene_break ] clint : well , asa put all our girlfriends through the ringer . to him , i think it was some sort of game . bo : yeah , but not you . he always had a soft spot for you . nora : really ? i refused to get up on one of those horses he tried to make me ride . bo : well , that 's because you stood up to him . he appreciated that . clint : yeah , so long as it was n't family doing the standing up . [ all laugh ] dallas : you know , i never got the treatment from asa . you think that means he did n't take me seriously ? clint : i kind of think he saw you as a kindred spirit . you remember all those phone calls that we got in london . those were n't courtesy calls . asa meant what he said . nora : what calls ? dallas : oh , he would phone any hour , day or night . clint : yeah , and he 'd leave these short , gruff messages . dallas : yeah . `` when are you two going to settle down ? `` click . bo : that 's subtle . clint : yeah . well , i think asa had us married off the minute he saw you . dallas : well , speaking of settling down , i 'm going to be extending my visit , because i 've got some business to conduct in town , so does anybody know of a sublet ? [ scene_break ] antonio : mendorra 's got an extradition treaty with the u.s . the feds are trying to get carlo hesser sent back . cristian : that 's not going to cut it . we 've got to take care of the guy . sarah : i am not listening to this . cristian : well , if they send him to the feds , he 's going to go to statesville , which he seems to be able to get out of whenever he wants . antonio : i 'm not going to disagree with you there . you know , he 's been acting like a dictator . maybe someone 's had enough and they 'll assassinate his ass . cristian : now you 're talking . sarah : i 'm not listening . cristian , you 're no killer . cristian : i 'll make an exception for hesser . sarah : hey , guys . hey , check this out . `` the newly - crowned queen talia of mendorra has yet to make her first public appearance . her absence , coupled with the news blackout from the palace , has many royal watchers wondering whether the brouhaha over the king and queen 's coronation is illustrative of greater tensions . `` blah , blah , blah . `` sources also say the only means of ensuring the monarchy 's stability will be for the king and queen to produce an heir . `` cristian : so what 's the upshot ? sarah : i do n't know , it 's all pretty tabloidy . antonio : okay , then , so why has n't talia been seen ? oh , my god , i hope something bad has n't happened to her . [ scene_break ] todd : all right , man , that 's it . tour 's over . john : open it . todd : no , no , i 'm having it painted . it 's pretty strong fumes in there . john : [ clears throat ] [ woman screaming ] [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] listen , i was in pain , but i 'm fine now , honestly . paramedic : i think you should still have a sonogram . tess : no , no , i 'm fine . i 'm in my first trimester . why do n't you just go and take an early weekend , okay ? paramedic : you should n't be having contractions this early . tess : i was n't , okay ? i 'm a hypochondriac . i always have been . i promise i will go and see my o.b . next week , and everything will be fine . right now i have to be somewhere else . [ scene_break ] janet : excuse me , can i help you ? todd : oh , that 's great . barge in on my housekeeper in the one place in this house that is hers and hers alone . john : funny , i do n't smell any paint fumes . todd : yeah , well , maybe that was last week . john : and you 're saying you live here , huh ? janet : and work here . and i do n't get a lot of time off . john : you still do n't want to talk about working for lee ramsey , do you ? todd : you know , john , you said you were looking for a woman . you found a woman . her name 's janet . now get out . john : you know , janet , accessory to kidnapping can land you in statesville . is it worth it for what he 's paying you ? officer : ms. buchanan insists she 's fine . second officer : nothing here , boss . janet : nothing ? looking for what ? john : is there anyone else staying in the house with you besides manning ? janet : no . john : okay . we 're not through looking here yet . let 's go . tess : [ as jessica ] john ? uncle todd ? [ scene_break ] brody : there 's nothing wrong with your mom , kiddo . shane : but how come she has n't been calling ? brody : you getting tired of your old man 's company ? shane : no way . brody : no , i mean , i understand . it 's got to be a drag , eating pizza every night , playing video games way past your bedtime . shane : [ sighs ] i love that stuff . it 's just ... i do n't know . brody : your mom is 100 % fine , and she 'll be back real soon . this whole test thing is really just about nailing things down . i 've wanted to do this for a while , way before your mom decided to take her trip . you know , even though you and i both know i 'm your dad , there 's lots of folks that do n't . like lawyers and judges . i 'm not listed on your birth certificate . shane : because mom thought you were dead . brody : exactly . that 's why it 's important for us to have a piece of paper that makes it official . shane : mom would be glad we 're doing this , because she 's always talking about being careful . like making me wear my bike helmet . brody : and that 's all this is . being careful , making sure nobody can mess with our family . [ scene_break ] rex : i ca n't believe i 'm getting on that bus . gigi : i want you to stay . but you ca n't . i know , and i know why , but still , i -- rex : ca n't believe this is happening . me neither . gigi : it feels like we 're in a dream , that none of this is real . there 's no station , no bus , no army orders telling you to report to some base , some airport , some plane to vietnam . rex : there 's no 1968 . gigi : or 2008 . just you . rex : and you . that 's all that matters . announcer : final call for the 211 departing for fort bliss . all aboard . gigi : i love you , balsom . rex : i love you , too , morasco . [ scene_break ] antonio : i just wish i knew what the hell was going on inside that palace . cristian : talia can take care of herself . antonio : no , no , you do n't take care of yourself when carlo hesser is your father and he 's calling the shots . he 's been one step ahead of us the entire time . sarah : maybe not this time . there 's no red carpet rolled out . cristian : what are you talking about ? sarah : look . antonio : the palace of mendorra . [ scene_break ] nora : i have the name of a terrific realtor in town . as a matter of fact , she helped me out when i was going through all of that stuff with matthew after the fire , before we moved in here . dallas : sounds wonderful . nora : well , i 'll go get you her card . i 've got it in my book . why do n't you come with me ? dallas : thank you . glad to have you back , bo . bo : you , too , dallas . dallas : and , clint , if you ever get lonely for a riding partner , you just give me a buzz . clint : i will do that . bo : how did you let her get away again ? [ scene_break ] nora : and there you go , that 's her card . dallas : oh , i 'll let you know how this works out . nora : good . dallas : and maybe we can all go out to dinner some time . nora : oh , i 'd like that , i 'd like that , if for no other reason than to prove my daughter wrong . dallas : oh ? nora : oh , yeah , i told her that you were in town , and she said , `` you better watch out , because she 's going to be after clint again . `` dallas : [ laughs ] she said that ? nora : oh , yeah , you know . daughters . [ dallas and nora laugh ] dallas : she sounds like a pretty smart cookie . you take care of yourself , now . nora : okay . [ scene_break ] todd : all right , you 're done . you did n't find anything , so ... john : only searched the upstairs . todd : well , why do n't you search the basement ? it 's right through there . you 'll find all my mysterious women hidden there . john : right . let 's go . todd : where 'd you go , tess ? tess : [ normal voice ] okay , todd , what are you hiding ? yoo - hoo . [ scene_break ] brody : [ as ned ] oh , i missed you , honey . i missed you , too , kiddo . gigi : i ca n't do this . [ scene_break ] technician : you guys are good to go . let 's get your samples . [ scene_break ] gigi : rex . [ scene_break ] brody : [ as himself ] i 'm actually running late . is it okay if i just leave these with you ? [ scene_break ] gigi : i ca n't let you get on that bus . not until i say what i have to say . [ scene_break ] technician : well , it 's not exactly lab policy . brody : look , my wife and i are going through a real messy divorce , and she 's making all sorts of crazy claims like my son is n't really my son . i 've got to prove her wrong . but i have to get back to work , too . if i lose my job , she 'll take the kid for sure . technician : bitch . [ scene_break ] bus driver : do you have a ticket , sir ? rex : what are you trying to say ? m.p . : is there a problem here ? [ scene_break ] technician : us dads have got to stick together . brody : thanks , man . shane : when do we find out whether we passed the test ? technician : tomorrow . brody : it 'll be official . you 'll be my son . [ scene_break ] m.p . : come on , sarge . gigi : no . rex , do n't fight to come home just for me . fight for shane , too . he 's your son .
gigi is with rex is 1968 while he plays bo being shipped off to war . she tells him he can not go through with this , realizing she already lost him once . but he tells her he must follow history . knowing this is `` do or die `` , she finally spills the beans to him that he is shane 's father . meanwhile , back in llanview , brody seems to be having the same premonition and goes to test the toothbrush that gigi has put in a plastic bag for dna . antonio , cristian and sara are headed to mendorra to find talia . john and the cops go and search todd 's home . tess is there to help him get away possibly , if he keeps her secret . and before they can break into the room where marty has stayed , the bodyguard has already gotten her out .
john : come in . oliver : what did you need to see us about , boss ? john : it ca n't go beyond this room . oliver : yeah , sure thing . keeton : what about the rest of the task force ? john : someone in this department 's been leaking classified information . you think you two can handle that ? [ scene_break ] layla : wow ! move over , picasso . cristian : you like it ? layla : no , i do n't like it . love it . cristian : really ? thanks . layla : yeah . i did n't know you ever painted so a person could tell what she was looking at . cristian : shut up . so where are you headed ? layla : to the gym . i do n't really feel like working out , but at least it 's air - conditioned . cristian : maybe i can paint a gym . layla : i dare you . cristian : you 're in a good mood . layla : yeah , i guess i am . cristian : so , everything went okay with you and fish last night ? layla : i 'd say better than okay . can you believe that slutty stacy morasco coming on to oliver like that ? what 's with her ? [ scene_break ] schuyler : you 're allowed to have caffeine ? stacy : why would n't i be ? schuyler : my mom used to tell all her patients no liquor , no caffeine . emt : i 'm sorry . you 're not pregnant anymore . stacy : [ crying ] emt : you 've had a miscarriage . stacy : oh . right . well , uh , i was just going to have a couple sips just to cool off . what are you doing worrying about me anyway ? you have enough on your mind . so , tell me about what happened with gigi . schuyler : well , which part ? the part where i told her how i feel or the part where the boyfriend showed up and told me to skip town ? [ scene_break ] gigi : do n't walk away from me ! i am talking to you ! rex : you 're screaming . gigi : no , i 'm not . i 'm yelling . there 's a difference . did you or did you not tell schuyler to leave town ? rex : i ca n't believe he went crying to you about that . gigi : we just ran into each other , rex ! rex : of course you did ! because everywhere you go , he 's following you ! gigi : oh , stop that ! do n't change the subject ! i asked you a question ! did you tell schuyler to leave town ? rex : and when you ran into each other , did he say that he was leaving , give you a kiss good - bye , maybe ? gigi : excuse me ? rex : is schuyler packing his bags or what ? [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , what 's this about ? blair : i told you , i 'm going to tahiti . dorian : on vacation ? blair : well , it 's not a vacation . it 's , um , travel . dorian : oh . if you 're trying to avoid the summer heat , i do n't think tahiti 's the right place to go . blair : you know , please do n't start with me . dorian : tell me this is n't about téa delgado . how long is that flight to tahiti ? 12 , 14 hours ? for crying out loud , you 're going all that distance just to dig up some dirt on the woman ? is it worth all the time and effort just to break up todd and téa 's relationship ? [ scene_break ] todd : you going somewhere ? téa : um , yes , i 'm going on a business trip . todd : where ? téa : what ? i 'm sorry ? todd : where are you going ? téa : ta -- uh , tennessee . i 'm going to tennessee . todd : since when do you have clients in tennessee ? téa : a long time . todd : really ? téa : yeah , really . and , um , i 'm -- i got to go because i 'm going to miss my plane . todd : hold on , hold on . were you going to go without telling me ? téa : well , i was going to call you from -- from the airport . um , could you -- todd : are you cutting out on me ? [ scene_break ] gigi : you did tell him to leave , did n't you ? rex : i did n't tell him to do anything , okay ? it was n't like that . i went to the rehab clinic where he works to apologize for being a jerk . gigi : and then you told him to leave town . rex : no , i -- i did n't tell him to do anything . i just said that i sort of figured it made sense for him . gigi : oh , you did . rex : it does n't matter . he 's still around . gigi : rex , we had a deal , remember ? the whole thing about being honest , not going behind each other 's back ? rex : look , i just went over there to apologize . i did n't think that i had to clear that with you first . i mean , it 's not like i went over there to tell him to have an abortion . gigi : nice . rex : what i did , it does n't even compare to you telling stacy to get rid of the baby . [ scene_break ] schuyler : why are you acting like you care about me ? stacy : because i do . schuy , can i tell you something ? all along , you told me to stay away from rex , to forget about him and to move on . and you know what ? you were right . but you need to do the same thing with gigi . she does n't want you , schuy . i do . schuyler : you do ? stacy : you know , i just realized it , but i thought maybe , i do n't know . do you still want me ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i figured your evening would go south after i saw stacy plastered all over fish . layla : she 's a total nut job . to set it up so you and i would be gone so she could get busy with oliver ? cristian : yeah , that was weird . i do n't see why she would put all that effort in . layla : hey , oliver is a really attractive guy . you do n't see that ? cristian : is this what you wo n't tell layla ? cristian : that 's not what i 'm saying . i just do n't see fish being hot for stacy , that 's all , like , ever . layla : you and i both . i 'll see you back at the apartment . cristian : okay . have a good workout . layla : yeah , right . while you 're pursuing fine art , i 'll be pursuing fine abs . [ scene_break ] nick : hey . kyle : hey . what , you going to be sticking around ? nick : uh , after this , i got a crunch class . my abs need a little work . kyle : you ca n't be serious . nick : do you want to hang out later , or you going to disappear on me again ? kyle : well , i 'm going to go for a jog , but i 'll be back . nick : okay . kyle : i wanted to thank you for being so cool about , you know , taking our time and everything . nick : look , after what your ex did to you , telling you he 's not even gay ? you have every reason to have your guard up . kyle : i appreciate that . [ scene_break ] oliver : what 's going on ? keeton : you seem a little uptight . john : you heard the mayor 's press conference . seems he 's got a little problem with us . oliver : yeah , what is with him ? john : according to him , the drug problem is a result of a lack of effort by this department . oliver : excuse me ? john : yeah , we 're going to prove that son of a bitch wrong . keeton : how ? john : there 's a shipment coming up from the south tonight . keeton : you know where the drop is ? john : pier 51 , the docks . a bust this size should shut the mayor up . keeton : you know for sure this is going down ? john : yeah , i do . keeton : how ? john : just be ready to roll . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , this is utter insanity ! blair : no , it 's not , dorian . i really need to see this through . dorian : why ? blair : because rex found out a few things about ross rayburn , that 's why . dorian : let me guess . he lives in tahiti . blair : a ding ding ding ding ding ! and guess what . he 's been shacking up with a woman . of course , rex has n't identified her yet , but i 'm sure it 's téa delgado . dorian : you do n't know that . blair : [ scoffs ] they were rescued together on that island , okay ? they disappeared together for a number of years until , of course , téa shows up about a year ago down in colombia with your friend ray . dorian : i told you not to go there . blair : okay . i wo n't go there , but i will say that téa 's ticket back to llanview is probably through ray montez . but i 'm going to go find ross , and i 'm going to make him tell me everything that was going on between he and téa , because if todd does n't care what was going on with téa all those years she was missing , tell you what , i do . dorian : oh . [ scene_break ] téa : you think i 'm leaving you ? why -- why would you think that ? todd : just a hunch . i 'm not as stupid as i look . i have done some stupid things . téa : everybody has . so ? todd : i 've had an interesting day . i , uh ... i 've had to face it all over again that i 'm more than a little screwed up . so if you 're doing this running away thing because it 's getting serious between us ... téa : ha ! todd : i 'm just saying i get it , that 's all . téa : listen to you . todd : i 'm trying to be totally honest . i realize , you know what ? when you see these couples out in public in the park and they 're holding hands and they 're all over each other , i used to think to myself , get a room , you know ? but if i 'm being totally honest , which i hate , i think that maybe a part of me wants that kind of stuff , too ... with you . no , wait a minute . i do know . i know this must sound so weird coming from me . i do n't really know how to do this stuff . téa : do what stuff ? todd : i also think that i screwed things up with you on purpose by sleeping with blair . téa : ha ha ! who are you and what did you do with todd ? todd : i 'm serious . téa : where 's all this coming from ? todd : i had an appointment with my shrink today . téa : the court - appointed one ? todd : yeah . turns out it was marty . téa : oh , you 're kidding . todd : no , i know . what are the odds , right ? anyway , she helped me . she helped me see some stuff . téa : okay . todd : stuff that i had n't seen before , so i left her office just now and hauled ass over here . téa : ha ha ! that 's impressive . todd : would you stop that ? i 've decided i can finally do this . téa : do what ? todd : be happy . because you make me happy , téa . and i thought maybe i made you happy , too . todd : so there you go . you 're never going to hear me say that again . téa : that i make you happy ? the sweetest thing you 've ever said to me . todd : she said as she walked out the door . téa : i 'm coming back , todd . i 'm just going away on a business trip , i swear . todd : to tennessee . téa : yes . now , am i going to have to pick you up and move you or -- todd : sounds fun . téa : i 'm serious . i have a plane to catch , okay ? todd : are n't you in the middle of matthew buchanan 's case ? téa : yes , and i got a continuance . now scoot . todd : are you pissed at me because i hired elijah clarke ? is that what this is ? téa : i do n't have time for this . i really do n't . i -- todd : look , i had to hire him . you know that . i could n't get you . he 's -- he 's got a great reputation . and i think he 's going to pull it off . i think he 's going to get this judge to overturn his ruling . i want to be able to move out of dorian 's without losing the kids . and marty just signed off on my sanity , so things are going great . téa : oh , that 's -- todd : clarke 's arguing the case as we speak . téa : that 's wonderful , todd . that 's just -- todd : so let 's spend the night together . téa : [ sighs ] todd : let 's get some of that great chinese take - out that you like , open a bottle of champagne . téa : chinese food and champagne ? todd : yeah . téa : ha ha ! todd : do n't knock it till you try it . hell , we could ... we could rent a limousine and drive into manhattan , catch a show and a late dinner , go to the mountains for the weekend . i do n't care . i 'm just trying to tell you to not leave . téa : i -- i have to . i have to . i 'm coming back , okay ? i swear . todd : i do n't believe you . téa : why ? todd : because i 'm smart that way . and you have n't been completely here lately . téa : i have been completely here ! todd : no , you have n't . you 're pulling away . you 're doing it right now . téa : well , yeah , i have to pull away because i have to catch a flight . excuse me . todd : i 'm going with you . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm going to tahiti to find ross . that man helped todd try to kidnap my kids before . dorian : you 've got 3 beautiful children and a gorgeous new grandbaby . nothing is more worthy of your time than they are . blair : i 'm doing this for my kids . i 'm doing it to protect them from that bitch téa delgado . and you know what ? it 's fine that you do n't understand that . dorian : no , i do n't understand . and i do n't want to understand . you are lying to yourself and you 're lying to me ! i 'm done ! blair : okay , well -- what are you -- who are you calling ? dorian : i am going to call john , because somebody 's got to stop you . [ scene_break ] oliver : well , keeton bought it . could n't wait to shake me off . took off like a bat out of hell . john : any clue where he 's headed ? oliver : not yet , but i planted a gps and a bug on him , all in this one tiny chip . it 's pretty awesome . john : how 'd you manage that ? oliver : i swiped his badge from the locker and then i soldered the chip to the back of it . he wo n't even notice . he 's wired up like a christmas tree and he has no idea . [ scene_break ] stacy : we were good together , were n't we ? schuyler : uh , yeah . no , not really . i mean , you were good to me . stacy : i was ? schuyler : yeah , i told ... told kim that . stacy : you did ? that 's really nice to hear . schuyler : oh , yeah . no , yeah , i 'll never forget it . i mean , even when i was strung out , you were ... you were right there , although you were never really number one . it was drugs . boop ! oh , i guess i was n't really your number one , either , was i ? that would be rex . stacy : yeah , but you quit drugs and i quit rex . schuyler : [ scoffs ] no , no , no . you 'll never quit rex . stacy : i had to face the fact that i was never going to win , just like you did . schuyler : yeah , but ... yeah , but we did n't -- we did n't do that ... for each other . i mean , it just had to happen . i mean , look at me . i 'm a changed -- i 'm a changed man . i 'm clean now , clearly , so there 's nothing between us . stacy : do n't say that , schuy . how can you ever say that ? schuyler : no . i -- hey , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i did n't -- i did not mean to make you feel bad . stacy : it 's okay . you 're such a sensitive guy . i always loved that about you . schuyler : yeah . i 'm a ... i 'm a sensitive ... oh . i -- i -- i got it . i need to -- i got to lie down . stacy : well , baby , let 's put you in bed . [ scene_break ] gigi : so , that 's what happens when i get mad at you . you throw that abortion thing in my face . rex : yeah . gigi : i said i was sorry , rex ! yeah , i hate the idea of that baby , and i wanted it to go away ! i made a mistake , but i did that for us . i did that because it makes me sick that stacy has something new to hold over our heads ! but i already sucked it up and apologized to her , for you ! and then i had to sit there today and try to keep from puking while you fell all over her ! `` oh , stacy , you do n't have to work . do n't worry . i -- i 'll take you to the doctor . i 'll pay for your insurance . `` rex : that 's not how i said it ! gigi : and then i said to schuyler that i did n't want him ! i want you ! so , rex , tell me what else i can do ? because i 'm out of answers ! rex : what else can you do ? i got it . how about you get off my back ? all i did was suggest that it might be better off for everybody if schuyler found himself a new place to live ! gigi : wow . you are so good at that . rex : what ? gigi : turning it around and making it all about you . rex : why do you care so much if schuyler leaves town ? gigi : that 's not the issue ! rex : then what is ? is it the baby ? gigi : and what if it is ? would that be too hard to understand ? i 'm not accepting enough that the man i love is going to be having a baby with my bitch of a sister ? ! and another thing ! i am sick of looking like the bad guy when it comes to that baby ! rex : and i 'm sick of looking like the bad guy just because i 'm not fine with schuyler using every tactic in the book to get next to you ! gigi : i told him that there would never be anything between him and me ! rex : well , i told stacy the same thing . gigi : and then you found out that she 's having your baby . at least we think it 's yours . rex : okay , what if this baby tears us apart , huh ? then what happens ? you fall into his arms ? because that 's what he wants . he told me so , okay ? he 's still banking on us not making it . he thinks he has a shot . now who am i going to blame for that ? gigi : try yourself . i 've had it . i need some air . rex : no , no , no . you 're not going anywhere , not until we have this out . gigi : oh , really ? watch me . rex : look . okay . [ scene_break ] stacy : remember what we were like in bed ? good times . you always said i made you forget about getting high . bet if we made love , you 'd forget about gigi for a little while . at least we 'd have fun trying . [ scene_break ] oliver : all right , you see that ? john : sorry . oliver : that 's keeton 's location . every turn he makes , we 've got him . man , i love gps . wait , wait , wait , wait . he 's making a call . he 's asking someone to meet him . oh , man , keeton 's going to lead us straight to his boss . now that you mentioned that shipment we 're busting , we have got him . but i 'm , uh , i 'm guessing you do n't need a bug to tell you who he 's going to meet . john : got to be able to prove it , fish . you sure that thing 's recording okay ? oliver : uh , yeah , yeah , we 're all set . john : good . oliver : uh , while we 're waiting , i , um , i have something i sort of wanted to run by you . [ scene_break ] layla : is this spot free ? nick : you give me a hand with this stretch and it 's all yours . okay , that sounded like such a line . trust me , i 'm not hitting on you . layla : are you sure ? because i 've seen a lot of people hook up in this place , not that i 'm one of them , of course . nick : ha ha ! thanks . layla : yep . you know , people say when you 're in a relationship , that 's when you get hit on . nick : oh , yeah . the confidence factor . layla : i guess . nick : well , do n't worry . i just started seeing somebody myself . layla : oh . how 's it working out ? nick : uh , i 'm crossing my fingers . layla : in that phase , huh ? nick : yeah , i kind of have a knack for picking mr. wrong . layla : you , too , huh ? well , i finally broke that habit . the guy i 'm with now is a keeper . [ scene_break ] oliver : well , you probably heard some rumors , some gossip . john : no , i do n't really do gossip . oliver : oh . uh , cool . so you know layla ? she and i have sort of been seeing each other . john : okay . oliver : you do n't have a problem with that ? john : why would i ? [ scene_break ] layla : it was n't like love at first sight . stupid me . took a little time to come around , but now , gosh . nick : well , i hope it goes like that for us , but i do n't know . i mean , this dude 's carrying a pretty big torch for his ex . some jerk from his college days . layla : hmm . [ scene_break ] oliver : um , are -- are you sure ? because i think that this might be the real deal for me . john : then what 's the problem , fish ? [ scene_break ] layla : sounds complicated . anything you ca n't t handle ? nick : well , it 's kind of messed up . his ex is now dating a woman . layla : how 's that work ? nick : it 's nothing we have n't heard before . you know , he was never really gay in college , it 's just a phase , a big mistake , so he says . and now he 's apparently straight . layla : hmm . [ scene_break ] oliver : i -- i sort of need some advice . john : from me ? oliver : what would you do if you knew , getting into a relationship , that there 's the chance that the woman could get hurt ? [ scene_break ] blair : give it to -- dorian : let me -- blair : give it to me . dorian : this is stupid . give the phone back to me . blair : no ! i do not want john involved in this . dorian : he is already involved , blair . he 's the reason that you want to go back to todd . blair : no . he and todd have nothing to do with this . come on , dorian . have n't you ever just felt like you had to do something , no matter how crazy it seemed at the time ? come on . dorian : this is not about me , and i have no idea what you 're referring to . blair : oh , really ? should i , uh , make a list ? oh , come on , come on . just -- this is me . i do n't want to leave my kids right now , but i have to . this is a secret that could come back to haunt me or the children . will you just help me out here and just watch the kids while i 'm away ? okay , please ? dorian : honey ... i want you to be honest with me and with yourself . you 're just doing this because you still have feelings for todd . blair : no , i 'm doing this because i want to stick it to that bitch , téa delgado ! [ scene_break ] téa : listen , it makes no sense for you to come with me , okay ? i 'm not going to be able to see you . i wo n't have any time to spend with you -- todd : what am i supposed to do here by myself ? téa : well , you 'll be all right . todd : no , that does n't work for me . téa : i 'm sorry . todd : no , do n't go . téa : stop saying that ! todd : you 're not going away on business . no , i can feel it . do n't disappear on me . do n't disappear on me . you 're going to disappear on me just like you did with ross rayburn . todd : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . that was all my fault , was n't it ? i should have never left you with that clown . téa : yeah , you -- you had to get back to blair . remember that ? todd : yeah , i know , i know . well , never again , though . never again . sleeping with her was so stupid ... except for the fact that it made me realize who i really want -- you . téa , stick around . i mean , i can give you what you want . téa : what are you saying , todd ? todd : what am i saying ? marty helped me realize some -- some stuff , some heavy stuff . téa : mm - hmm . one session and you 're a new man ? todd : téa , i love you . i love you . [ scene_break ] john : so , how are you going to hurt layla ? oliver : i do n't know , but what if i do ? what if i blow it or drive her away ? john : what 's going on , fish ? you lying to her or something ? [ scene_break ] layla : sounds like you 're dating a guy with a whole lot of baggage . is his ex- boyfriend out ? nick : oh , yeah . i actually met him . he came up to me here and wanted me to stay away from kyle . layla : kyle ? that 's who you 're dating ? nick : yeah , kyle lewis . you know him ? [ scene_break ] kyle : that 's intense . cristian : hey , how 's it going , man ? kyle : you mean about me and oliver ? i 'm okay . i 'm just , you know , going to put this whole sorry episode behind me . cristian : yeah . yeah , i 'm staying out of it with layla , too . [ scene_break ] layla : my roommate knows kyle . both my roommates , actually . i -- i just know who he is . nick : yeah , he 's , uh , he 's had some legal problems in the past , but he 's such a great guy . layla : yeah . i 'm -- i 'm sure he is . nick : he 's trying to put all that stuff behind him , but his ex is a cop , and he wo n't let him forget about it . [ scene_break ] kyle : at this point , it 's none of my business , you know ? oliver and layla can have each other . i 'm not wasting my time waiting on a guy who 's lying to himself . how you doing ? cristian : i 'm painting , so i 'm good . kyle : running does it for me . cristian : so we both know what works for us . kyle : i guess we 're both happy then , right ? all right . i 'll see ya . [ scene_break ] nick : hey , you okay ? layla : i do n't feel so hot . nick : here , have some of my water . layla : no , thanks . [ scene_break ] stacy : no . no . no , do n't stop . gigi 's voice : please , kiss me again . [ scene_break ] rex : what about shane ? is he , um ... gigi : good old summer baseball . [ scene_break ] dorian : can we just think about this for a moment ? blair : what ? dorian : okay , in a best - case scenario , you find this known criminal and he does n't kill or maim you . blair : oh . dorian : instead , he tells you téa 's deep , dark secret . you come back here . you reveal it to todd . todd is so shocked that he dumps téa and declares his love for you . blair : i do n't care what todd does after he dumps téa . [ scene_break ] téa : did you just say you loved me ? todd : yeah . téa : ha ! please do n't say that . todd : it 's true . you do n't believe i mean it , do you ? well , i ca n't say as i blame you . but i do mean it . i love you . that 's a good thing as far as you 're concerned , is n't it ? i mean , is n't this what you wanted to hear ? téa : yeah . ha ha ! i have , for a long time . but your timing is -- is very bad because i have to go now . todd : téa , téa , i 've been such an idiot . i 've been such a fool . that 's all going to change . please stay with me . [ scene_break ] gigi : where did that come from ? rex : who cares ? it 's there , geeg . it 's always there , no matter how pissed off we get at each other . gigi : oh . i did n't know whether to kiss you or wring your neck . rex : well , i 'm glad you went with option `` a. `` i must love you like crazy , because i was really mad . gigi : was , huh ? maybe i still am . rex : about schuyler ? i am sorry . i have been a jackass . i mean , the dude 's got a crush on you , but it does n't have to be a big deal . gigi : so what are you saying ? rex : you love me , not him . gigi : forever and ever . rex : so there 's no reason why you ca n't be friends . [ scene_break ] schuyler : no , stop . stacy : no , no , just relax . schuyler : no , i ca n't . i ca n't do this . stacy : yes , you can . you can do it . you were doing so good before . schuyler : no ! stacy : look , we need this . schuyler : no , i ca n't ! stacy : we need to move on . schuyler : you 're not -- you 're not her . you 're not gigi . [ scene_break ] layla : for weeks , you 've been on my case about oliver , saying he 's hiding something from me . i think i know what it is , cristian . i think he 's gay . [ scene_break ] oliver : what do you mean , am i lying to layla ? why -- why would you ask me that ? john : just going off what you said . why else would she get hurt ? hey , keeton 's stopped . this looks like one of the buildings down at the docks , does n't it ? oliver : right . well , both us should hear who keeton 's meeting . [ scene_break ] téa : i have to go now . i have to go now . todd : no , no , no . you ca n't go now . you just -- something else came up that you -- you have to cancel the trip . that 's it . téa : it 's not that simple , okay ? i -- i ca n't just call in sick , all right ? i have a job to do . todd : say that you ca n't come and to get another lawyer . god , i just put myself on the line here ! wait a minute . do you love me ? téa : yes . yes , todd . god help me . i love you . [ scene_break ] dorian : you deserve a man who truly loves you , who earns your love . honey ... why do n't you do something new ? try living your own life ? i am . blair : you are ? dorian : i told you , i 've decided i want to get my old job back as chief of staff at the hospital . blair : well , that is just lovely for you . i 'm working to keep that shady bitch away from my kids . dorian : do n't do this . do n't humiliate yourself . [ scene_break ] stacy : you ca n't be serious , schuy . i 'm practically throwing myself on you . schuyler : oh , i know . ha ha ! i know . it 's very nice . it 's very nice . thank you . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , stace . i do n't want you . i only want gigi . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm going to take a shower . you want to join me ? gigi : in a sec . i need to straighten up so shane does n't think we did what we did . rex : got it . i am sorry . gigi : it 's okay . you do n't have to keep saying it . rex : i love you , morasco . gigi : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] schuyler : no , you need to go , stacy . you need to go , now . stacy : okay , just give me a second . schuyler : bye . stacy : fine ! stacy : how am i going to get pregnant now ? [ scene_break ] layla : i was talking to this guy in the gym . we -- we were just talking . i do n't even know him , but what he said ? i think oliver used to be involved with kyle lewis . you know something , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] keeton 's voice : mcbain knows there 's a mole in the p.d . , but he does n't know it 's me , or that you 're the one running things . oliver : who do you think he 's talking to ? john : we 're about to find out . [ scene_break ] todd : whatever it is , dump it . stay here with me . téa : i really want to , todd . todd : do it . téa : i ca n't . i ca n't . todd : no , let that go . hey , come on . just drop it . whatever 's -- drop it . let everything go except this moment , except us . come on . do n't make me beg you . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , i love you , too , sweetheart . bye . tahiti , here i come . now i 'm going to tell everybody about you , téa delgado . and you wo n't even see it coming .
blair is determined to go to tahiti , find ross rayburn and get the goods on tea so that she ca n't be around todd or the kids . todd notices tea ready to leave . he knows that something is going on regarding trust issues and he tells her he wo n't let her go . he persuades her to stay with him . layla is confident that she has a future with fish and no clue that he 's gay . but she ends up talking to kyle 's new boyfriend in the gym who reveals to her that he 's seeing kyle lewis and kyle 's `` ex `` was a cop who is now telling everybody he 's heterosexual and seeing a woman . at that point , she puts two and two together and she reveals it to cristian . rex and gigi get into a big argument about his going behind her back to get schuyler to leave town and her going behind his back to pay gigi off to get an abortion . but they declare that they are meant for each other and are going to make it work . meanwhile , stacy drugs schuyler in an attempt to get him in bed so that she can get pregnant . but he knows he can not do that because he only wants gigi and he wants stacy out of his home . at that point , she knows she has no prospect for getting pregnant .
brody : i was n't sure i 'd find you here . victor : why is that ? brody : well , this is todd manning 's office , but it turns out , you 're not todd manning ... but you are the man i want to see . [ nameplate clatters ] [ scene_break ] natalie : is something on your mind ? john : it 's busy around here today . natalie : i got the feeling it was n't work - related . john : i was just thinking about something someone said to me . natalie : ok . um , i brought this back . thank you for letting me take a look at it . john : no problem . natalie : now that gigi 's case is closed , is there something i should do with it ? john : i 'll take care of it for you . natalie : thanks . john : at least gon na fill me in ? natalie : on what ? john : on what the psycho said . i mean , what the psychic said . did she have any idea what used to be on the tape ? natalie : actually , she did . [ scene_break ] bo : no change ? can you put the phone up next to his ear ? hey , matthew , it 's dad . i love you , son , and i 'll see you tomorrow . yeah . thanks , red . listen . you have a safe drive home , ok ? you , too . [ knocks on door ] bo : come in . david : pa , i 'm glad i caught you . i got bad news , and i got good news . which one do you want first ? bo : i 'll tell you the truth , david . i do n't really need any more bad news . david : i 'm sorry , pa . it 's bigger than me . the bad news is , i 'm leaving town . [ scene_break ] kim : you look pretty good , cowboy . clint : kim . oh , my god , kimberly . kim : do n't get too excited . do n't want to bust up your new heart . clint : what are you doing here ? kim : you almost died . where else would i be ? [ scene_break ] dorian : viki , what a surprise . unfortunately , i have n't much time . viki : well , this wo n't take long . dorian : fine . what do you want ? viki : i heard that you are stepping down as mayor . dorian : no . i 'm stepping up and in for a senator . yes . they 've asked me to take over for him and then run for his vacant seat . i have to leave for washington in an hour . viki : ah . well , then this is good - bye . dorian : good - bye . [ scene_break ] secretary : i was away from my desk when you came in , mr. manning . do you need anything ? victor : well , i 'd love for you to show this guy the door , but i 'm guessing -- brody : it wo n't be necessary . police business . victor : that 'll be all for now . secretary : yes , mr. manning . brody : how long do you think you can keep your own employees from finding out you 're mr. lord , not mr. manning ? victor : what is this ? did john sic you on me or something ? what do you want , more dna ? probably like to gloat about how my mother ruined my life , would n't you ? brody : i 'm not here about your life . i 'm here about mine , my life with natalie and our son . [ scene_break ] natalie : so sometimes delphina -- it takes her a while to pick up on something , but the second she touched that tape , she reacted like it was on fire . john : oh , did the sky get all dark . was there lightning ? natalie : ok . look . i know you do n't buy it , but you try having the same dream every night -- marty and i on the roof . we struggle . she pushes me off the roof . john , she wanted me dead , and i need to know why , and i 'm willing to try anything . john : i get that . so ... what did she say was on the tape ? natalie : well , she said whatever was on the tape could change people 's lives . john : ok , but she did n't know what was erased from it . natalie : no , she did n't , but i guess there is someone who does . john : who ? natalie : the man i 've been calling uncle todd . [ scene_break ] kim : i would 've called , but i did n't think your ex would let me talk to you , not that i blame her after what i did to you . i was n't even sure you 'd let me through the door , which is why i parked down the street and snuck in the back . clint : i know you did n't cheat on me . david vickers was blackmailing you . that 's why you left me . [ scene_break ] bo : congratulations , son . that 's great news . man , after everything you 've been through , thanks to clint , you deserve it . david : thank you , pa . bo : god , look it . a movie star . david : huh ? bo : look at that . see , you wanted it , and then you went out , and you got it . david : yeah . well , it 's all thanks to you , pa. everyone knows i used to be a successful gigolo , but after i found out i was your son , i knew i had to aim a little higher . [ scene_break ] dorian : you do n't mean good - bye . you mean good riddance . i 'm surprised you 're here . i thought you were gon na have me blacklisted for trying to help you when clint was having his heart attack . viki : you were not trying to help me , dorian . you just wanted proof that you were right . dorian : i was right . viki : and that 's all that matters . dorian : i provided the proof that made you drop - kick charlie all the way to paris , texas . viki : dorian , why did n't you just come to me with your suspicions ? all of this could 've been avoided . dorian : i tried , viki . i tried over and over again to warn you that echo disavoy was not to be trusted . viki : but you withheld treatment from clint ? do you know that waiting as long as you did , did damage to his heart that is beyond repair ? dorian : oh , really ? and when did you get your medical degree ? in point of fact , i saved that man 's life . viki : no , you did not . gigi 's heart saved his life . dorian : thanks to me , charlie is out of your life , and now there is plenty of room for clint to recuperate at llanfair . viki : one thing has nothing to do with the other . dorian : good to know because , you see , it looks very convenient . viki : dorian , clint has no home , as you very well know . rex took it from him . the judge sentenced him to house arrest . he had no house to go to . dorian : mm . viki : he 's the father of my children . of course i had to take him in . dorian : you 're so full of it . [ scene_break ] kim : yep . david wanted me gone , so he dug up all this dirt on me , but i could n't put you through it . you did n't deserve it . clint : what did he have on you ? whatever it was , it was buried pretty deep because the best p.i.s in the country could n't find it or you . kim : i 'm sorry , clint . i had no choice , and it was n't just david . clint : well , then what was it ? kim , what was so bad that you had to leave me ? [ scene_break ] dorian : saint victoria -- ha ha ha ! -- always taking the high road . never mind that you have a beast of a husband who has destroyed your family 's happiness , who caused jessica to have another nervous breakdown , who nearly cost my husband his life . no matter . no matter . no , no , no . saint viki has her man . hallelujah . all is well with the world . viki : what are you talking about ? i do n't have clint . dorian : and i did n't have david for months and months because of clint , because clint had him kidnapped and made it look like david had left me at the altar . david could 've died in that prison of torture , disease , who knows what , if bo had not found him . [ scene_break ] bo : how long you gon na be gone ? david : months . bo : months ? david : movies take a long time . i 'm really sorry , pa . i know you were counting on me , what with matthew in the hospital and all . bo : no , no . david , you need to do this . this is a great opportunity . david : yeah . i hate being away from family , especially you , pa . the last time we were separated for this much distance , clint threw me in that dungeon in morocco . bo : and i missed you then , and i 'm gon na miss you now . [ scene_break ] victor : what 's your life got to do with mine ? brody : i think you know . it 's about some information marty saybrooke gave you . victor : oh , that 's right . yeah . it 's funny . i thought that had more to do with john than you since he would be the one who would win a new life if you found out that he was the father of natalie 's baby . how did you find out , anyway ? vimal ? brody : does n't matter . all that matters is that you keep it to yourself . victor : what are you asking me to do , exactly ? brody : i 'm not asking . i 'm telling you . victor : yeah . you know , it 's funny about secrets in this town . they do n't stay secret very long . ever notice that ? [ scene_break ] john : why would todd -- victor . why would he know what was erased from the tape ? natalie : i do n't know , but delphina swore he did . john : that 's all she said ? natalie : no . actually , she confirmed what i always thought , that marty and i were fighting about liam that night and that whatever was on that tape is about liam . john : all right . so i guess you have a couple questions for your uncle vic . natalie : i do n't think so . brody convinced me that i was n't gon na get a straight answer out of victor , and he also pointed out that liam is fine now , so why does it matter , i mean , after everything that victor has gone through ? john : yeah . i mean , you almost feel sorry for the guy . you know , he was lied to by the one person he should 've been able to trust more than anyone else . natalie : kind of like i did to you . [ scene_break ] brody : you hate john mcbain . why would you want him to know that there 's a dna test that proves he 's liam 's father ? victor : that 's true . i am deriving a certain satisfaction from watching him mope around town totally oblivious . brody : then we 're agreed . you 're not gon na tell him . victor : i did n't say that . [ scene_break ] clint : well , you should 've just come to me . i would 've taken care of vickers or anybody else that was -- kim : no . i could n't . i -- clint : why ? i thought you trusted me . kim : i do , more than anyone . clint : is that why you 're here , because you 're in trouble ? kim : no . i 'm fine . i just heard about your heart attack , that you almost died , and the news , it just really hit me hard . being away from you is bad enough , but at least i could read about you in the papers , but if you died -- i just ca n't imagine a world without you in it . clint : yeah . it was touch and go for a while there . gigi morasco 's heart saved my life . kim : yeah . i heard . so how are you doing ? do n't sugarcoat it . just tell me the truth . clint : according to the doctors , i 'm gon na live . kim : thank god . ok . clint : after i discovered what vickers was doing to you , i had a lot of people looking for you . where were you , and what have you been up to ? kim : oh , you know , same old same old . clint : same old same old stripping ? kim : looks like we 've both been up to some stuff we 're not so proud of . [ scene_break ] dorian : do you know what 's really sad ? what 's sad is that david thinks you are his best friend . viki : dorian , i was appalled by what clint did to david and to you because i know perfectly well how much you suffered when you thought david had walked out on you . clint deserved to be convicted on all counts . dorian : then why is n't he serving out his sentence in the statesville infirmary ? viki : because statesville is just not equipped to handle a heart recipient . dorian , he would die in jail , ok ? and as awful as his crimes were , he does n't deserve a death sentence . dorian : mm - hmm . so instead , he gets to lounge around llanfair , everybody waiting on him hand and foot , gets his meals prepared by your cook , his family surrounding him . how is that fair after everything he did to david , to jessica , to me ? viki : well , his family has forgiven him . dorian : i have not , and i will not . the man is a cruel , heartless ... bastard . i used to respect you , but the fact that you are coming to his rescue , that you have forgiven him is making me sick . [ scene_break ] bo : dorian lord . she 's gon na be a senator ? david : she 's gon na be the next hillary ... minus the cheating husband . bo : that 's ... something . david : just think of it . today , the senate , tomorrow the white house . bo : so my son could be the first husband . david : maybe so . think they 'd put my face on a sawbuck ? bo : well , you are a buchanan . when do you leave ? david : now , except i ca n't seem to get ahold of dorian . no one knows where she is . starr said she 's with the most important person in her life . except for her hairdresser , i 'm the most important person in her life , so i thought . [ scene_break ] viki : ok . i understand your feelings . i do n't know what i was thinking . i came here to wish you well . you 've been a really good mayor . i hope you will be a terrific senator . so good luck and good - bye . dorian : good luck and good - bye to you , too . viki : oh , good god . dorian : what is it ? viki : well , when you so theatrically slammed the door , you jammed it shut . it wo n't open . dorian : oh , please . allow me . dorian : no , no . well , this -- this can not be happening . we ca n't be trapped together again . viki : i 'm afraid we are . [ scene_break ] kim : so how 's it going with rex ? clint : actually , i saw him earlier today . this is the anniversary of my father 's death , so we went over to the house , and we toasted asa . kim : do n't tell me that little weasel is getting under your skin . clint : you never did like that kid . kim : forget about that . he made you pay for gigi 's heart ? clint : well , let 's just say that we never bonded . kim : yeah . well , i hope not because he 's in your house and you 're ... here . clint : well , i ca n't complain . doing time at llanfair has its perks . kim : you and your ex back together ? clint : you always did get right to the point . kim : why not ? you want an answer , ask a question . clint : viki took pity on me . kim : that 's all it is ? clint : yes . why ? [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , wait . is this some kind of practical joke ? viki : dorian , in all the years that you have known me , have i ever , ever played a practical joke ? dorian : no . you are rather challenged in the humor department . viki : all i wanted was to wish you well . now all i want is to get away from you , and i ca n't . dorian : well , we 'll just see about that , shall we ? excuse me . [ pounding on door ] dorian : this is the mayor ! viki : hello ? anyone there ? dorian : i need some help here ! viki : dorian , where is everyone ? dorian : they 've left for the day . viki : oh . dorian : well , you can call someone . no , no . do n't . use your cell phone . viki : my cell phone is in the car . use your cell phone . dorian : fine . my cell phone is in the car . viki : you have an office phone , a land line . there 's no dial tone . dorian : you need a security code . viki : and the code would be ... dorian : how would i know ? i 'm the mayor . i have people who do things like that for me . viki : ok . well , there must be a way to reach building security , right ? dorian : of course there is ... but i never do because i have a private security guard . viki : and where is he ? dorian : waiting for me in the car . i told him i had things to do and that i might be a while . viki : well , well , well , well . as absurd as it seems , it would appear that we are indeed once again trapped . viki : [ chuckles ] oh , my . [ scene_break ] david : dorian is still not answering . i better go check on her and this most important person . bo : i would n't worry about it . she 's crazy about you . david : i do n't know , pa. what power does to people ? it 's an aphrodisiac . [ knock on door ] bo : go ahead . cop : excuse me , commissioner . there 's a situation . david : yeah , yeah . you do n't have to tell me . my pa has got to save the day , right ? you know , pa , that 's why i took this part . i knew i could do it because of you . so when i 'm up there on that screen and i 'm blasting away at the bad guys and i 'm saving the innocent blond children of scandinavia , channeling you . bo : i appreciate that , david . david : by the time i get home , matthew is gon na be applying to colleges . bo : god , i hope so . ah ... hey , you keep me posted . david : oh , i tweet every 30 minutes . you 'll hardly know i 'm gone . [ scene_break ] brody : do n't play your games with me . just give me your word . victor : what would you like me to do , cross my heart and hope to die ? brody : i 'm the only father liam has ever known . i love him . i know he loves me . he and natalie and i are a real family now . victor : i understand what a real family is ... or at least i used to . i get what you 're saying . my family was everything to me , as well . then i found out that three of my children were not mine . now i -- brody : then you understand . victor : i understand that you 're not as squeaky clean as everyone thinks you are . brody : i just want to be a good father . victor : yeah , but the difference , you see , is that i believed those children were mine . you know that liam is not yours . brody : yeah . so when did you decide to grow a conscience ? victor : very recently , when i found out that my life has been a lie up until now . i just do n't feel like keeping secrets anymore , and if i do what you say , then i 'm as bad as this bitch who claims to be my mother . brody : what are you saying ? victor : i think john deserves to know the truth . [ scene_break ] john : what happened with us , it 's over . it 's done . it 's not what i think about when i think of you or when i see you . natalie : i hope so . i hope that you can forgive me one day for hurting you . john : done . natalie : i should -- john : yeah . of course . john : i -- you know , i saw kelly . i saw her before she -- well , she was getting ready to leave for london . natalie : oh . well , i 'm glad that kelly and joey found their way back to each other . john : yeah . you know , actually , she had some good advice for me . natalie : what 'd she say ? john : kelly said that it was time for me to -- [ cell phone rings ] john : go ahead . natalie : sorry . john : no , it 's ok . natalie : hello ? oh , hi . yeah . sure . corinth street ? uh - huh . when can we see it ? ok . all right . brody and i will meet you there . all right . thanks . uh , sorry . john : brody said something about you looking for a place . natalie : yeah . well , you know , with dad moving into llanfair -- john : you do n't have to explain anything to me . natalie : so you were saying kelly gave you some advice ? john : yeah . it was about going after what you want in life like she did , and it looks like you 're doing the same thing , so that 's great . good luck . [ scene_break ] kim : i told you , i was worried about you . just needed to see with my own eyes that you were ok . clint : is that right ? kim : you were always good to me , clint , even though you always called me out on my stuff . i missed you . i just wanted to make sure they were taking care of you . clint : well , i must say , you 're a sight for sore eyes , and i always did like you in those boots . kim : oh , i love them . they remind me of you . so sweet of you to buy me a new pair . clint : you know one thing i could never figure out ? why would you leave a dead girl your favorite boots ? kim : i thought she 'd need them . crazy , right ? she drowns in the lake in the middle of winter . i just ca n't stop thinking about how cold she would be . anyway -- clint : so why are you here ? kim : i told you . clint : kimberly , you know that does n't fly with me . why are you really here ? [ scene_break ] dorian : we need some help ! viki : how many times has this happened to us ? dorian : too many . i suppose it 's only fitting , right ? one more go - around with my nemesis . viki : oh , no , no , no , no , no . you are your own nemesis . i 'm probably a frenemy . dorian : oh , i hate that . i hate those verbal mash - ups . it 's just all so trendy , is n't it ? frenemy , frenemy . is n't that when your enemy acts like they 're your friend , only that 's not quite us , is it ? viki : no . no . it 's not . dorian : i do n't know quite what us is , but i thought that lately we had come to sort of an understanding , but it has n't been easy , has it ? viki : no . it has n't , and it has n't been boring . dorian : [ chuckles ] you 're going to be bored to tears without me . viki : ah , and you , you 're gon na be in desperate trouble without me watching over you in washington . i expect you 'll be censured by christmas . dorian : oh , goody . i can be expecting calls from you on capitol hill ? viki : oh , no , no , dorian . do n't forget that i can watch the senate proceedings on television , and i will be able to see exactly what you are up to . so that should give you pause . dorian : oh , it 's terrifying . it must be so exhausting for you , your keeping us all in line . viki : just you . dorian : it is n't always my fault , and i thought you had finally come to understand that . viki : yes . i did spend a long time blaming you for my father 's death , and i 'm truly sorry about that . you know , dorian , you are my friend , and in a very odd way , i love you , and i 'm truly sorry if i 've caused you pain . dorian : i hate you . i hate that you just said that . i wanted to be the bigger person . viki : so be it . dorian : ha ! ha ha ! i 'm forgiven ? lucky me . viki : i think i 'm going to miss you . dorian : i know i 'm going to miss you . [ scene_break ] brody : you think you owe john something ? i 've read his file on you . he 's wanted to ruin you for years . he 's the one who ordered all those dna tests . so when you think about it , it 's because of john you lost your kids . victor : you might want to rethink that logic . brody : logic . like you want logic . i was a seal in the navy , special ops . you engage the enemy , the protocol is any means necessary . you get me ? victor : sounds like a threat , officer . brody : let me make it real plain . you do anything to destroy what i have , you 're a dead man . victor : what is it ? secretary : i 'm sorry , but the web designer is here for your meeting . victor : is that all ? because , as you can see , i 'm a busy man . brody : as long as we 're clear . you say one word to mcbain or anyone else , you 'll regret it . [ scene_break ] clint : so let 's hear it . what do you need ? kim : i do n't need anything , clint . clint : well , then why are you here ? kim : because , clint , i -- natalie : you bitch ! clint : natalie -- natalie : should 've known you were gon na show up here . get your slutty hands off my father . clint : natalie , that 's enough . natalie : you think that you can slither your way back into my father 's life after he 's down and out ? it 's not gon na happen . you want money ? well , go get it the old - fashioned way -- you know how -- letting sleazeballs stick paper in your panties . [ scene_break ] viki : dorian , you know i ca n't drink that . dorian : oh , come on . a sip is n't going to kill you . come on . for me . viki : all right . dorian : please . ok . to us . i can not imagine what life is going to be like without you . viki : i ca n't imagine what life or llanview is going to be without you . dorian : oh , ha ha ha ! as much as i would like to think life will grind to a halt , life will indeed go on . viki : it wo n't be the same . neither will i . dorian : oh , now , now , now , now . do n't be going there . come on . to us . dorian : i 'm going to wear white as a symbol of my renunciation , and i am only going to do good for others . viki : i rarely see this side of you . dorian : promise you wo n't tell anyone . viki : i wo n't tell ! i wo n't tell ! i promise ! i wo n't . dorian : another one . viki : i know you ... dorian : yes . of course you know me . viki : from television . dorian : you know , your father warned me about you . viki : father warned you about me ? i intend to fight you with every means available . woman : these are the moments to remember in our days here with a new start singing a new song guiding our way and these are the times a world we speak of ... viki : dorian ! dorian : how dare you hit me when i 'm down ? viki : no ! dorian : face the truth about you , about your father , about what you have obviously buried somewhere deep inside of you . viki : stop . stop . dorian : the truth , viki . come on . victor seduced you . your father had sex with you . that is the awful truth . i just want to tell you that i think that you are brave beyond belief for doing what you did today . woman : these are the moments to remember in our days here with a new start singing a new song guiding our way and these are the times the world we speak of ... dorian : look ! viki : oh , my god . dorian : viki ! viki ! viki : stop , dorian . dorian , are you nuts ? [ tires screech ] viki : dorian , you have made my life hell over and over again . what are you doing ? in a very real and profound way . dorian : will you be my matron of honor ? viki : you have made my life . ca n't get married without these , can you ? dorian : you saved my life . thanks . viki : you 're very welcome . i will miss you . ha ha ! david : what is going on in here ? dorian , are you hugging my best friend ? i wo n't have that . dorian : viki is my friend , my very , very good friend . david : viki is my best friend , and you ca n't have her . i 'm going to e - mail you from stockholm , by the way . viki : i want to hear all about it . david : the car is waiting , my hot , little freshman senator . dorian : you , my hot rescuer , vicker man . ha ha ! so ... is this really good - bye ? dorian : good - bye , viki . viki : bye , dorian . david : look at you two being all dramatic . there 's always texting , video messaging . there 's even this antique thing called the telephone . dorian and viki : it wo n't be the same . david : so you 'll plan a spa day . you 'll figure it out . wish me luck . viki : always . oh ... david : i 'm gon na get my star on that sidewalk so when i get back to l.a. , people are gon na walk all over me . viki : ha ha ha ! just take my calls -- that 's all i ask -- and the same goes for you , madam senator . dorian : have your people call my people . viki : ha ha ha ! dorian : ha ha ha ! shall we , david ? david : mm . what 's with that door , by the way ? dorian : well , you know that expression `` one door closes , another door opens `` ? david : yeah . that shoulder hurts . i 'm gon na need a rubdown . [ both continue indistinctly ] [ scene_break ] john : hi . brody : hey , is that the tape from the gigi morasco case ? john : yeah . natalie -- natalie gave it back . that psychic told her that the victor / todd hybrid knew what was recorded on it , so i guess i 'm gon na have to ask him about that . brody : actually , i already did that . john : oh . she said that you thought that was a waste of time . brody : yeah , but it seemed important to her , so i checked it out . john : what 'd he say ? brody : victor said he had no idea what delphina was talking about . [ scene_break ] bo : that 's ... something . david : just think of it . today the senate , tomorrow the white house . bo : so my son could be the first husband . david : maybe so . think they 'd put my face on a sawbuck ? bo : well , you are a buchanan . when do you leave ? david : now , except i ca n't seem to get ahold of dorian . no one knows where she is . starr said she 's with the most important person in her life . except for her hairdresser , i 'm the most important person in her life , so i thought . [ scene_break ] viki : ok . i understand your feelings . i do n't know what i was thinking . i came here to wish you well . you 've been a really good mayor . i hope you will be a terrific senator . so good luck and good - bye . dorian : good luck and good - bye to you , too . viki : oh , good god . dorian : what is it ? viki : well , when you so theatrically slammed the door , you jammed it shut . it wo n't open . dorian : oh , please . allow me . no , no . well , this -- this can not be happening . we ca n't be trapped together again . viki : i 'm afraid we are .
viki goes to say good by to dorian and wish her well . at first they argue and both appear to be glad to be rid of each other . viki blames dorian for almost having clint killed . dorian tells viki she is very disappointed in viki giving clint a free pass after all the crimes he 's committed and what he did to david by letting clint stay in her home with all the luxuries . and right when they are ready to happily part company , they get locked in a room together . at that point we relive their long history together . and they declare that they are enemies but also dear friends with how each has stepped up to help the other with many things . brody goes to confront todd and warns him that he better not reveal that john is liam 's father and ruin brody 's future with natalie or todd will be sorry . meanwhile , kimberly comes to see clint and he wonders why she 'd contact him unless she 's in trouble and needs something . john is ready to take kelly 's advice and reach out to natalie but decides not to do it when he sees she is serious about moving in with brody and having a future with him .
man : oh ! all right . max : you did it , kiddo . natalie : yeah , i did . i did . i beat you . i beat max holden . cristian : you were great . man : what 's the big deal ? trust me , honey , you 're not that good . natalie : really ? why do n't you put your money where your mouth is . 50 bucks . man : i 'm thinking more like $ 1,000 . cristian : let me talk to you for a second . well , you know we just cashed in our checks , right ? we 've got about , what , $ 570 ? i can get $ 400 like that . go for it . man : what 's the matter , sweet cakes ? you lost your nerve ? natalie : in your dreams . [ scene_break ] dorian : david , i swear i did not steal the badhra diamond . i mean , it 's just -- i -- i am well aware of what time it is , yes , yes , and i 'm aware of the deadline that you have given me . i have no idea where the diamond is ! ok . that 's just fine . we 'll just see how arrogant he is when he 's got this pointed at him . yeah . [ dorian and kelly scream ] kelly : oh ! dorian : i 'm so sorry . kelly : i was n't expecting you . dorian : darling , let me -- kelly : no , it 's all right , i can get it . really , dorian -- no , do n't bother . really , i got it . dorian -- dorian : well , darling -- kelly : dorian , please , do n't -- dorian : these are your medical records . [ scene_break ] kevin : ah . you do n't seem to get it , daniel . you will never be endorsed by the sun . daniel : why not ? kevin : whoever the banner is for , the sun is for the other guy . todd manning made it practically a law . daniel : todd manning is dead . besides , i saw you talking to the publisher of the sun -- who is gorgeous , by the way -- and i was thinking that , you know , maybe -- kevin : i have nothing but a professional relationship with blair cramer . you want to win this election ? make sure nora buchanan is n't running against you . daniel : nora . hello , there , nora . how are you ? mind if i join you ? nora : well , i guess i did n't really want a nice , quiet dinner alone anyway . what 's up , daniel ? daniel : up ? nora : mm - hmm . daniel : what makes you think anything is up ? [ scene_break ] blair : kevin ? if you want me anytime , all you have to do is say so . waitress : is there anything you want , sir ? kevin : uh , no , thank you . blair : what 's wrong ? are you ok ? walker : yeah . yeah , sure . i 'm great . [ knock on door ] starr : walker ? [ knock ] starr : walker , are you in there ? somebody stole my key and i ca n't get in ! walker : the kitchen . blair : what ? walker : in the kitchen . [ doorbell rings ] walker : ok , hold on ! starr : walker ! walker : hold on , please . blair : wait a minute . starr : walker ! [ doorbell rings ] walker : hold on . uh -- it 's a little late . starr : yeah , yeah , yeah . i need my beauty sleep . you ought to get somebody to iron your shirt , by the way . um , i got some -- my mom 's here ? walker : what are you talking about ? why would she be here ? starr : mom ? walker : oh -- starr : mom , where are you ? walker : hold on , wait -- starr : mom ! walker : i just told you she was n't here . starr : she is here ! mom ! blair : hey , hey ! here -- i 'm right here , right here . yeah . starr : what are you two doing ? you were doing something , were n't you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : oh , my god . antonio : oh , my god . what the hell are you doing ? cristian : keri ? antonio : what the hell are you doing ? stay away from us ! cristian : tonio , what 's going on , man ? what was keri doing here ? antonio : she got in the apartment . she was standing over the bed . cristian : ok . ok , take it easy . antonio : no . why the hell should i take it easy ? she crossed the line . she ca n't do that ! i 'm sorry . are you all right ? jessica : excuse me . i just need to go somewhere . antonio : no , jessica , please -- jessica : i 'll be back . antonio : look -- jessica , wait ! i can explain . cristian : is jess ok ? where 's she going ? antonio : i do n't know , but she 's not going to come back . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : first they say it 's not enough , and now it 's too influential . bo : you know what , someone 's always -- max : shh , shh , shh . gabrielle : what ? max : they each put up a thousand bucks , winner takes all . gabrielle : sorry . roxy : what 's going on here ? a funeral ? max : oh . gabrielle : oh . roxy . [ scene_break ] daniel : you know , nora , i was just wondering why you 're alone tonight . where 's that little boy of yours ? nora : he 's having a camping trip with a friend and a friend 's family . daniel : kids are great when they 're young , are n't they ? nora : hmm . daniel : listen , nora , i want you to know that when i take office , i 'm going to need you more than ever . you 're going to be more than just a regular a.d.a . you 'll be my top gun , so to speak . anything you need -- access , freedom -- you got it , ok ? nora : you know , it almost sounds like you 're scared i might run against you . daniel : oh , please . nora : that 's what this is about , is n't it , daniel ? are you scared i might run against you ? daniel : oh , come on , nora . i just want to make sure i have a great team when i 'm d.a . , that 's all . besides , you 're not running . you 'd get crushed at the polls . and you 're way too smart to put yourself through that . nora : well , that 's very good advice . thank you , thank you , thank you . gosh , i think you just helped me make up my mind . you do n't mind getting the check , do you ? it was a working dinner , after all . daniel : sure . [ scene_break ] kevin : mr. dawes . it 's good to see you , sir . mr. dawes : you , too , kevin . i 'm glad you could take the time . kevin : oh , i can always make time for someone like william davis dawes . mr. dawes : well , i do occasionally have some influence about what goes on in pennsylvania . kevin : and just a little . please , join me . mr. dawes : thank you . so , kevin , i hear you 're thinking of expanding your horizons . kevin : well , i 've got my hands full running the banner for now . mr. dawes : well , i heard that asa buchanan thinks lieutenant governor pratt has a health problem and is considering resigning after the election . let me tell you something . i know george pratt . i know him very well . his health is excellent , and i think a lot of people will be very , very disappointed if he suddenly withdrew from office . kevin : i 'm sure . i 'm sure they would be . incidentally , have you had time to enjoy the banner 's expose on state corruption over the last few weeks ? mr. dawes : powerful reporting , kevin . my congratulations . kevin : thank you . thank you very much . as far as the rumor , i assure you that whether i stay on at the banner or decide to serve the public in some other capacity , i will continue to fight government corruption . mr. dawes : that 's admirable , kevin . i wish you the best of luck . [ scene_break ] kelly : dorian , did n't i ask you to stop reading that ? dorian : kelly , i 'm a doctor . kelly : yeah ? well , i 'm sick of doctors . dorian : i 'm also your aunt , and this is important information for you and kevin . i 'm aware that you 've been trying to get pregnant for a while now . kelly : yes , i have , and all those doctors in texas kept telling me that i could n't , so to get good news like this -- dorian : good news ? what -- these tests show that if you get pregnant , you could die . [ scene_break ] blair : starr , look , look -- hey , hey , hey . i know that you 're upset , sweetie , but -- starr : no ! you belong with dad and you should n't be doing this ! blair : no , look , your daddy is gone . and even if he were to come back , sweetheart -- starr : he is coming back ! blair : starr . starr : ok ? he 's in trouble someplace and you do n't even care ! blair : i do care . walker : blair , blair , why do n't you maybe go upstairs for a second and maybe freshen up ? starr : no . no . walker : yes . starr : we 're leaving . we 're leaving now ! blair : starr -- walker : just a few minutes . please . starr : no . she does n't have a few minutes ! blair : starr , i 'm going to go upstairs for a few minutes . walker : ok . kick and scream . do what you want . what 's the matter , starr ? where 's that famous temper of yours ? starr : i thought you were my friend . walker : i am . starr : no , you 're not , and you never will be . the only man who gets to be with my mom is my dad . and just for your information , he is coming back . i just do n't know what 's taking him so long . walker : all right . i 'll tell you exactly why he has n't come back . [ scene_break ] max : 1,700 , 1,800 , 1,900 , 2,000 . roxy : you know , she would 've won if i did n't open up my big yap . she could wipe the table with you . ai n't that right , natalie ? man : look , you want to play in the big time , learn to shut out the noise . besides , you would 've lost anyway . max : no , she would n't . man : yeah ? i got two thou here says i can do it again . put up or shut up . max : sorry , natalie . covering that last 400 cleaned out the till and me . natalie : it 's all right . cristian went to get the money . he 'll be back soon . bo : how about i put up the 2,000 and you can rack 'em up ? natalie : uncle bo , no . that is way too much money . i ca n't let you do that . bo : hey , hey , hey , i 'm -- i 'm not going to chance anything . i got my niece covering me . what do you say ? now , a check for cash from me -- could you live with that ? man : sure . bo : oh , honey , let 's fill out a check . nora : bo ? bo : hey , nora , stick around . you 're about to see one great pool game . nora : ok , because i really think i did something stupid this time . bo : what 's that ? nora : i think i decided to run against colson for d.a . bo : you did ? that 's great ! that 's great ! you 're kidding -- good for you . nora : oh , yeah -- bo : did you hear that , honey ? gabrielle : yes , yes . i think that 's terrific . nora : do you ? because i think i really stepped in it this time . max : you can take this clown . natalie : where 's cristian ? max : you do n't need cristian . you just need to concentrate . natalie : i wish cris was here . [ scene_break ] cristian : tonio , listen -- antonio : she 's never coming back . cristian : did she say that ? no , no . she said she was going to be back and if she said it , she meant it . antonio : she would 've said anything just to get away . cristian : would you just give yourself a break , man ? antonio : no , why should i ? i blew it . [ scene_break ] jessica : keri , can you wait ? keri , i just want to talk to you . keri : well , i do n't want to talk to you . jessica : fine , then listen . [ scene_break ] walker : you want to know the reason why your dad has n't come back ? he 's afraid . he 's afraid that your mother wo n't want to see him again . starr : that 's crazy . she still loves him . walker : yeah ? my guess is todd wants to be a different person . he wants to be someone who does n't always hurt the people he really loves . starr : nobody can just change . walker : you ever heard of plastic surgery ? starr : sure . i 'm going to have tons -- no wrinkles , no -- wait . you think my dad had plastic surgery ? walker : what if your dad got hurt really , really bad , and he had to have surgery ? starr : wait -- my dad was in an accident ? walker : yes . but he 's all better now . starr : but he came out looking ugly ? walker : i think so . but i 'll let you be the judge . starr : what ? walker : it 's me . starr , it 's me , your dad . i 'm todd . starr : no . no , you are not my father . blair : so , have i given you two enough time ? todd : just a few more minutes , blair . we 're making progress . starr : no . no , we 're not . todd : just a few more minutes . whether you believe it or not , we 're making progress . blair : ok . just a few more minutes . todd : ok . ask me anything you want . go ahead . what 's the matter ? you scared ? it 's ok , you can ask -- starr : no ! ok , if you 're so smart , then what 's my favorite lizard ? todd : gila monster . starr : what do i call tea ? todd : `` tee . `` starr : what 's my favorite snake ? todd : uh , black mamba . starr : what did i get in trouble for in kindergarten ? todd : oh , which time ? starr : any time . todd : you punched winkie swarm , and you bloodied his nose . you -- you cut his lip , you -- starr : ok , forget about that . when i was 7 and i fell in the street , who picked me up , what happened , who fixed me up , and who got hurt ? todd : well , you got hurt . you fell off your bike . i picked you up . marta fixed you up by putting rubbing alcohol on your scrape , which hurt , and you got mad and got your snake to bite her . starr : wrong , my iguana . todd : no . no . the iguana snapped at suzanne when she was cleaning its cage . marta was the babysitter before suzanne , and she quit when the snake bit her . starr : that 's right . you would n't know that unless -- dad ! oh , my god , i missed you ! todd : starr , i missed you so much . starr : i missed you . todd : now , listen to me . this has to be our secret for a while , ok ? starr : just us two ? todd : that 's right . starr : and you 're not ugly . but where 's the scar ? todd : it 's still there , believe me . starr : ok . todd : ok . well , we 'd better get your mom down here . but remember , not a word . starr : ok , wait . i forgot -- i brought you something . here . todd : where did you get that ? starr : well , dorian stole it from you , so i stole it back . you 're going to give it to mom , right ? why do n't you give it to her right now . [ scene_break ] jessica : keri , do n't you see ? there 's something very , very wrong here . you 're not the same woman that taught me those classes at l.u . keri : please . jessica : to sneak into antonio 's loft like that and stand over the bed -- it 's insane . keri : how dare you call me crazy ? go crawl back in bed with that madman . go ahead . see how long it takes before he starts beating you . jessica : listen , i 'm sorry that i called you crazy , ok ? but really , maybe you should get some help . think about the baby . keri : i am thinking about her . and you can tell antonio that i 've got a news flash for him . if he thinks he 's going to see his daughter again in a year , think again . he will never see her , you hear me ? ever . [ scene_break ] cristian : tell you the truth , keri 's the one that worries me . she 's so whacked , what if she does something to the baby ? antonio : yeah . yeah , i 've thought about that , too . she 's been acting really weird . but i 'll do what i got to do to protect the baby . what are you doing here , anyway ? cristian : it 's not important anymore . antonio : oh , come on , cris . it must have been something . cristian : well , i actually came by to borrow 400 bucks . antonio : oh . ok . i just have to run to the a.t.m . , but what are you going to use it for ? cristian : to gamble . [ scene_break ] [ onlookers buzz ] nora : bo , do you really think i can win ? bo : oh , yeah . i mean , you 're 10 times the candidate this daniel colson is . gabrielle : do n't you have a fair amount of money riding on this game ? bo : i think she 's got everything under control , honey . you know , what you need is a campaign manager . nora : yeah . bo : i happen to have some names . nora : oh , that would be great , bo . thank you . that would be great . bo : soon as i get in tomorrow , i 'll just send you over the list , ok ? nora : you 're a godsend . really , a godsend . gabrielle : max , when bo looks over here , would you talk to me as though i 'm the only person in this room ? please ? kelly : oh , dorian . would you stop poring over that stupid file ? i 'm thrilled about the news . you should be , too . dorian : you 're being naive and foolish . kelly : maybe i am . but to be told as long as i have that you can not conceive , and then to be told that you can is a miracle . dorian : honey , these test results show conclusively that if you have a baby , you will die . kelly : `` can , `` not `` will . `` there 's a difference . i mean , everything has its risks . you know , obviously you do n't know how important having a child is to kevin and i . dorian : then adopt . river is n't cassie and andrew 's biological child . he 's a wonderful boy . kelly : you do n't understand . dorian : i do , believe me . a baby never saves a marriage . kelly : my marriage is fine . dorian : it 's not going to be fine if you 're dead . kelly : well , thanks for the unsolicited advice . [ phone rings ] dorian : hello ? i told you , i 'm well aware of the deadline . i do not know where the diamond is . now , stop calling me , ok ? and i mean that ! [ scene_break ] [ cheers and applause ] max : the winner ! roxanne : hey , are n't you glad you played another game and you won more money ? that 's because of me ! man : you just got lucky . bo : well , there 's four grand right over there . why do n't you match it , play her again ? man : i 'm out of here . [ max clucks ] nora : hey , i did n't know you were such a pool shark , natalie . gabrielle : congratulations , natalie . roxanne : yeah , but who taught her everything she knows ? max : oh , boy . here you go . bo : oh , good , we can get rid of this thing . natalie , this is yours . natalie : oh , no , no , no . i played it for you . you put down the money . it 's yours . bo : nora , could you explain the legalities to natalie ? nora : yes , i would . you see , if the commissioner were actually to be gambling , i would be shocked , shocked . so shocked , in fact , i 'd have to make a citizen 's arrest . bo : you got to save me , honey . take the money . natalie : thank you ! it 'll go for the wedding . bo : that 's great , that 's great ! perfect . hey , i got an idea . something we can use against colson . nora : oh . gabrielle : just go along with me , ok ? max ? max , why do n't you show me some of those great shots that you do . i always loved watching you play pool . natalie : hey ! cristian , i won . i mean , i lost the first time , but i played again and i won . uncle bo put up the money . i ran the table ! cristian : i knew that you could do it . antonio : that 's great . that 's great , so that means you do n't need the money ? natalie : actually , since you put down the 400 , you doubled your money . antonio : no . no way . i was n't even here . cristian : she 's right , antonio . antonio : it 's not going to happen . look , just -- it 's your money , all right ? have one on me . natalie : thank you , antonio . i 'll use it for our wedding . thank you . let 's celebrate . i was awesome ! antonio : tell keri to stay the hell away from me . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] r.j. : hello ? keri : dad , i really need to see you . r.j. : why ? what 's wrong ? did something happen ? [ scene_break ] starr : come on , mom ! blair : slow down ! i have these heels on ! i 'm going to fall ! why are you so -- you were so upset before , and now you 're excited . what is going on ? starr : see , me and walker have a really big secret . go on , give it to her . blair : what 's the big turnaround ? you were really upset . what happened ? starr : well , i decided i like walker . blair : why ? starr : well , because he saved my life . blair : yeah , he did that last week . and now today -- todd : here 's the deal , here 's the deal . i told starr that i want you to be happy no matter what . starr : right , and since dad might never come back – i mean ever -- and if -- you know , i 'm sure he wanted -- he wants you to be really happy , and if walker 's what makes you happy , then i 'm happy . blair : wait a minute . did you bribe her with something ? todd : no . that 's exactly what i said . i want you to be happy . starr : give it to her . blair : give me what ? i have not seen you so happy in so -- starr : turn around ! blair : oh , my god ! todd . no , wait , wait a minute . this is the badhra , is n't it ? and you had it recut . why do n't you just -- why do n't you try it on ? blair : ok . oh , my god , it 's -- why are you giving this to me ? todd : ooh . i 'm a generous guy . blair : no , no , no . you are a strange , generous guy . starr : it looks very good , mom . blair : oh , man ! i 'm going to go check it out in a mirror . this is beautiful ! oh , gosh ! oh , my god , this is beautiful ! well , i just might have to wear this home . look at this . oh , i ca n't believe it . [ scene_break ] kelly : hi , there . kevin : hi , sweetie . hey , you know william davis dawes ? kelly : the commonwealth 's ultimate insider ? kevin : yeah , he stopped by and had a little talk with me after you and asa left . kelly : ok , let me guess . since he basically owns the lieutenant governor , he 's not thrilled about you taking his place . kevin : that 's right . he said for me to forget about it and take a walk , but i matched him smile to smile . he went away , and i laughed about it all the way here . kelly : so , you do n't think there 's anything to worry about ? kevin : do i look worried ? kelly : no . good . look , i 'm going to just grab my medical file , and then you and i can take off . kevin : medical ? oh , you had an appointment today -- you know , with the specialist , right ? kelly : yeah . kevin : i am so sorry . you know what , i 've just had my mind filled up with all kinds of -- how 'd it go ? it 's not more bad news , is it ? kelly : no . no , actually , it 's great news . it turns out i can get pregnant . kevin : what ? kelly : yeah . kevin : that 's amazing ! that 's incredible ! oh , man ! oh ! dorian : excuse me , but , kelly , be sure to tell kevin all the news , will you ? [ scene_break ] keri : i went to antonio 's . i knew he kept a spare key , so i just -- i let myself in . jessica was in bed with him . they were sleeping . then they woke up . r.j. : keri , why would you do something like that ? keri : no , do n't be angry with me . not you , too , r.j. antonio was screaming at me and he chased me out into the hallway . r.j. : look , keri -- listen to me . stay away from vega . the man is dangerous . listen , he could hurt you . keri : what do you mean ? r.j. : he 's out of control . if you push him too far -- i fear for your life . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey . i was wondering when you were coming back . where 'd you go ? antonio : what are you doing here ? jessica : i said i was coming back . antonio : i -- i know , but -- jessica : you did n't think that i would ? antonio : you seemed upset . jessica : i love you . do n't you know that by now ? i 'm always going to be here , as long as you want me to be . [ scene_break ] gabrielle : max -- max : hmm ? gabrielle : dance with me now . max : what ? i do n't even like this song . gabrielle : slow , please . bo : you know what , if colson wants to talk about convictions , then you bring up all the times that you backed the senior da . down , all right ? i mean , did n't you just mop the floor with him , like , last spring ? hmm ? nora : you should dance now . i think strategy session 's over . bo : what ? nora : you do n't want to lose your roommate to an ex , do you ? bo : never happen . nora : yeah , well , play it safe . bo : excuse me , max . max : mm - hmm ? bo : may i ? max : hmm ? oh , yeah . yeah , sure . [ scene_break ] cristian : i wish i would 've been here . natalie : me , too . max : the question is , are you ready ? natalie : a competition ? max : hmm . entry - level players only . atlantic city . you won enough money for the entrance fee tonight ? so what 's it going to be ? you ready for the big time ? natalie : no ! cristian : yes . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] todd : yeah ? what ? what are you talking about ? oh , no . no way . we had a deal . no , there 's no chance anybody will ever find out . what people ? snooping around where ? all right , now , listen to me . do n't panic . i will handle it ! trust me , i 'll take care of everything . [ scene_break ] kelly : so , can you believe it ? we can have a baby . kevin : it 's fantastic . dorian : of course , kelly is going to have to safeguard her health at all times . kelly : and i will . kevin : of course you will , honey . this is terrific news . blair : go upstairs and pack , sweetie . i 'll be up in a minute . kelly : packing for what ? where you going ? dorian : blair is taking the children for a weekend in hilton head . blair : yes , and walker 's going with us . kelly : oh . when did this happen ? blair : well , actually , it was starr that insisted on him going , so -- dorian : oh , my . this is moving very , very fast . first you 're just having dinner with the man , now he 's going away on a family vacation . [ phone rings ] blair : dorian -- kevin : oh , sorry . i have to take this . kelly : you know what , i have my own car out front , so why do n't i just see you back at asa 's ? kevin : ok , bye . [ ring ] dorian : excuse me . kelly , darling -- please , i hope you 're going to take this warning very seriously . kelly : dorian , please , please , please , please , please do not say anything to kevin until i say it 's ok , ok ? dorian : it 's not ok . but for now , i will bite my tongue . kelly : oh ! dorian : oh -- kelly : oh , bye blair . blair : bye , kelly . dorian : oh , dear . what are we going to do with -- oh ! where did you get that ? blair : does it matter ? it 's yours . take it . dorian : oh , blair darling , you saved my life ! blair : i know , i know . dorian : oh , goody , goody , goody , goody , goody ! thank you . blair : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] elyssa : we were right about walker laurence . he 's not who he says he is . kevin : ok , then what 's his story ? elyssa : i do n't know yet . i 'm working on it . kevin : wait a minute , wait a minute . how do we know our guy is n't the real walker laurence ? elyssa : because the real walker laurence lives in atlantic city . [ next_on ] asa : about our post election plan -- we 're scrapping it , kevin . roxy : man , i need a man . renee : you 're missing roxy . nigel : beg your pardon ? jen : i want to hear everything that happened with marcie . marcie : if they find out that jen is playing them , they will kill her .
natalie challenges a man to a pool game & bets big money on it . at first she loses , but the 2nd time she wins . jessica & antonio get it on again , this time keri walks in on them . dorian gets a gun to defend herself against vickers . walker & blair are about to make love on the couch when starr shows up & has a fit . walker then pulls her aside & tells her he 's todd ! at first she does n't believe it , but he passes all her tests . he swears her to secrecy on this . ( note : from now on i will refer to walker as todd ) . nora decides to take on coulson for the da spot . she gets a lot of encouragement from bo , which disturbs gabrielle . gabrielle continues to use max to try & make bo jealous . dorian sees kelly 's medical report which reveals that although kelly can become pregnant , she would be in danger of fatal consequences from it . todd gives blair the badhra necklace at starr 's insistence , which she then turns around & gives to dorian later . todd gets a mysterious phone call .
david : oh -- he has invited everybody in a 500-mile radius who owns a tuxedo . dorian : mm - hmm . it 's going to cost him a fortune . david : he must have found manuel santi 's money . you do n't come up with this kind of cash managing your family 's funds . [ kelly screams ] dorian : kelly ? kelly , what is it ? kelly : the baby 's gone ! the baby 's gone ! kevin must have taken the baby ! todd : hey . blair : what are you doing ? todd : i had a little family research done a while back . looks like it 's going to come in very handy now . blair : research about what ? todd : everything you ever wanted to know about duke buchanan . duke : jessica ? jessica : hi , duke ! oh , my goodness ! duke : hi . jessica : hi . when did you get into town ? duke : well , earlier today but , hey , i did n't want to interrupt . i just wanted to say hi . jessica : no , please , sit . this is my sister natalie . duke : oh , yeah , i heard . jessica : natalie , this is -- it 's duke . it 's kevin 's son . duke : hey , hey , we finally meet . natalie : hi , duke . nice to meet you . duke : same here . so -- so , you 're natalie ? natalie : hmm . wild story , huh ? jessica : how long are you in town for ? duke : i 'm here . i 'm going to wharton . jessica : really ? i did n't know that . that 's great . evangeline : i 'm so sorry i took so long . john : yeah , well , if we rush right now , we can still make the movie . or not make the movie . evangeline : i have a neurotic client on my hands . john : hmm . just as long as this neurotic client is n't named gannon . when are you going to give all this investigation stuff up ? evangeline : i know , i know , i know , but i 'm telling you , john , every time i see r.j. , he 's with sonia toledo . there has got to be something going on between them . john : ok , but if they find out you 're trying to set them up -- evangeline : oh , no . r.j. would n't hurt me . john : maybe . i 'm more worried about what sonia might to do to you . antonio : come on , i need help here ! tico : look , antonio , i wish i had answers for you , but i 'm as puzzled as you are . sonia : oh , so they used you because they needed your handprint to get to the money that was -- antonio : the $ 100 million in bearer bonds . look , so why me ? why not you ? tico : well , i do n't know . maybe my father wanted to give the money to tia carlotta , but knew that she would n't take dirty money . antonio : so she would take it from me ? tico : yeah , that wo n't explain it , either . did you see the guys who grabbed the briefcase ? did you hear any names ? antonio : i was too busy trying to stay alive . sonia : it would really help if we knew who was behind this . antonio : i think you do . david : kelly , ace is not gone . kelly : he 's not in his room . dorian : no , he 's fine , sweetheart . kelly : kevin must have come in when nobody was looking . he must have him . we 've got to call the police . dorian : no , no , no , no , no . he 's out with the au pair girl . kelly : no one asked me . dorian : you were upstairs resting , and it was such a lovely night -- kelly : he ca n't be out unprotected . what if he gets kidnapped again ! oh , my god ! how could you let this happen ? dorian : please calm down kelly : oh , hey , sweetheart ! hi ! hi , honey ! i know . do n't worry . your mama is never going to let -- dorian : you see , he 's just fine . madame -- never mind . merci par de problems . david : yeah , and thank you . dorian : honestly , i mean , the way she 's acting , if she behaves like that at the hearing , she 's going to lose custody of the baby . david : i know . why do n't you just let me talk to her ? dorian : all right . david , please convince her to get some help . david : all right . kelly : oh , do n't you worry , sweet boy . no one is going to take you away from your mother . david : yes , they will , kelly . kelly : how can you say that ? i thought you were on my side . david : i am on your side . that 's why i 'm telling you the truth . kelly : i 'm not crazy . david : i 'm not saying that you are , but you 're a little whacked out right now . kelly : well , of course i 'm a little upset . my god , they 're trying to take my child away from me . david : you have every reason to be upset , very upset , but to someone who does n't know you , a judge , for instance , they may confuse the way you 're acting with something else . kelly : what ? go ahead and say it . they 're going to think i 'm crazy ? they 're going to think i 'm like my mother ? david : that is not what i 'm saying but , kelly , you ca n't leave kevin 's lawyers any opening . they 're going to jump all over you , ok ? they 're going to insist that you 're too fragile . they 're going to say that you 're not fit to take care of a baby . they 're going to get you to lash out , and if you do lash out , you 're going to be proving their point . their job , kelly , is to prove to that judge that you 're too unstable to take care of your own child . kelly : i 'm not ! david : i 'm not saying that you are , ok ? look , i 'm just trying to prepare you for what i think they 're going to do to you . and you 've got to walk into that courtroom and be the perfect image of the perfect mother . dorian : kelly , he 's right . kelly : how do i do that ? dorian : we 've got to get a professional , someone who 's on our side , who will testify that you are the only person who should raise ace . kelly : you mean , like , a psychiatrist ? you really think we can get someone to say that ? david : your psychiatrist would say that . dorian : please , kelly , let us call someone . kelly : all right , fine , fine , if you think that it will help me keep ace . jessica : duke , you know about kevin ? honestly , i do n't know what 's gotten into him , and i ca n't believe that he 's trying to take that baby away from her . duke : you know , i do n't know whose side i 'm on yet . i mean , it 's not like i agree with something just because my dad tells me it 's true . natalie : yeah , but kevin 's got his rights , too . duke : no argument . natalie : everyone 's got rights . jessica : can you guys excuse me for a moment ? hey , john . john : hey . jessica : evangeline . evangeline : hey , jessica . excuse me . i 'm going to get back to work , but i 'll call you . john : ok . evangeline : and maybe we can catch the midnight show . john : all right . evangeline : ok . jessica : hey . john : hey . jessica : so , antonio 's back . john : he called me from the airport . jessica : quite a trip . what do you make out of it ? john : you know i ca n't tell you anything , jessica . you should be talking to antonio . jessica : john , please . antonio is just -- he 's obsessed with trying to find out anything that he possibly can about the santis , and if you do n't stop him , i 'm afraid that he 's going to be killed . tico : you think i know who ? i know nothing about my father 's organization . antonio : i 'm not talking about your father 's organization . tico : why my father left the money to you , antonio , it 's beyond me . it really is . antonio : you 're awfully quiet . sonia : i wish i could help . tico : i suppose i should feel funny i was n't my father 's heir . but even if he would have left the money to me , the government would have taken it , so what would be the point in my trying to get it ? and i certainly did n't kidnap your mother . antonio : i never said you did ! do n't you get it ? it had to be el tiburon . sonia : the man who tried to kill you was el tiburon ? antonio : no , no . these were errand boys , hired guns . tico : that worked for him . antonio : the problem is this whole thing is a swamp of lies and secrets . there are too many people that are n't willing to give up the whole story , and my mom and angelina included . tico : and us ? antonio : damned right . sonia : antonio , i wish i knew what to say . antonio : how about the truth ? my job here is to protect my family . we 're all in danger . damn it , if you have something that 's going to help me track down this killer , then you got to tell me ! dorian : all right , david , i put in a call to the hospital . i got the top psychiatrist there on her way over here right now . her name is dr. marie quintana . david : ok , well , that 's good . we can not let kelly walk into that courtroom tomorrow without knowing what we 're dealing with . dorian : right . i hope we 're doing the right thing . david : yeah , me , too . you know , this news might not be good . dorian : david , so help me , if kevin has pushed her over the edge -- david : hey , shh , shh . relax , ok ? kelly is going to be just fine . dorian : you know something ? david : hmm ? dorian : you have become such a tower , such a rock . david : a rock ? i like that . dorian : what did i do to deserve you ? david : i 'm only after you for your money . dorian : i know that . david : now , frankly , i thought you had a whole lot more of it . dorian : so , i 'll be doing better once i get a hold of the santi millions . david : no , hold on a second . i want you to stay away from those guys . i do n't ever want to see another bruise on your beautiful body . unless it 's a hickey , from me , which is tacky , but it 's a temporary tattoo of love . tico : i do n't know of any deep , dark family secrets . i barely knew i was a santi before my father died . i met him once . and frankly , i ca n't begin to imagine what tia carlotta might be hiding . antonio : what about angelina ? sonia : she 's a glorified governess . antonio : yeah , well , every time i find her with my mother , she stops talking the second they see me . maybe it 's time i talked to angelina again . sonia : she 's sleeping . antonio : then wake her up . tico : she 's not in good health , and frankly , i do n't want you anywhere near her when you 're acting this way . antonio : angelina ! sonia : antonio , you 'll scare -- antonio : i do n't appreciate being used as target practice ! sonia : well , we 're not the enemy here ! go home to jessica . when angelina wakes up in the morning , i 'll ask her if there 's anything interesting or useful that she could know , and i 'll call you . antonio : i 'll be back first thing to ask her myself . in the meantime , if anyone tries to contact either one of you , you better let me know , because we 're all in danger until these people are behind bars . i 'll show myself out . sonia : get some sleep , antonio . [ door slams ] sonia : you 'll feel better in the morning . tico : we ca n't stop him . and mark my words , he 's going to pursue this until the bitter end . john : i ca n't keep him from investigating the santis , jess , not as long as they 're a threat to people he cares about . thanks . jessica : well , ca n't you just give the santi case to somebody else and put antonio on another case ? john : the thing is we 're not investigating the santis . that 's federal . antonio 's doing this because it 's personal . jessica : yes , and it 's dangerous , john . john : antonio 's a cop . he puts it on the line every day . you knew that when you hooked up with him , jess . jessica : i know that . but you do n't understand . antonio 's obsessed , he 's angry , he 's restless , and he ca n't possibly be objective . he should n't be doing this . john : it 's not your call . jessica : you of all people should know how dangerous it is when somebody gets obsessed with a case . john : nice talking to you . kelly : oh -- oh , shoot . david : oh -- kelly : oh , no , i 've got them , i 've got them . do n't worry . david : kelly , you do n't need these . give them to me . would you trust me ? you do n't need them . natalie : how much of this family war do you know ? what 's going on ? duke : obviously , todd manning does n't have too many good things to say about my dad . natalie : yeah , things are a little intense between the two of them . duke : and his wife , blair -- she 's a pretty interesting woman . natalie : that 's one word for her . duke : i mean , she took asa away from renee , and now i heard that she had an affair with my dad . i mean , what is it with blair cramer and the buchanan men ? blair : duke cramer is a child , and there 's no way i 'm going to seduce him to turn him against his father . just forget it . i 'm not going to do it . todd : the kid is ga - ga over you . blair : i just met the boy ! todd : and his eyes nearly popped out of his head . blair , think about how much it 's going to help to have him on our side . blair : help ? how , exactly , huh ? just so you can destroy kevin at all costs ? i 'm not playing . thank you very much . todd : i 'm just trying to keep kevin from hurting our family . you know that . evangeline : all right , i 'm here . now , what is so important we could n't do this over the phone ? todd : nice to see you , too , counselor . blair : you did n't have to come all the way over here , evangeline . todd : yes , she did . blair : why ? todd : i want to make sure this is our land . evangeline : i already told you that it is , but if asa files suit , a judge could rule that the premises has to be vacated until the matter of ownership of the house is settled . that 's worst - case scenario . todd : but kevin and asa ca n't live here either , right ? evangeline : not while it 's in dispute , which could be a very , very long time . blair : how long ? evangeline : i 'm still researching , but your best bet is just to make asa an offer on the house . maybe he 'll be reasonable . todd : sure , asa reasonable . blair : right . evangeline : ok , you think about it . and if that 's all and it could have just been a phone call , i would like to salvage the rest of my evening . excuse me . todd : thanks for nothing . your check 's in the mail . evangeline : do n't push me , todd . blair : todd , i do not want jack and starr to get settled in this house and then have to be kicked out . todd : they 're already settled . they love it here . it feels like home to them . blair : well , how are we going to hold on to it , then ? todd : you got to seduce duke . yeah , i want to talk to asa buchanan , please . yeah , i know he 's laid up , but tell him todd manning 's calling . that ought to rouse him a little bit . yeah , hi , asa -- same to you . listen , i 'd like to make you a generous offer for the house that 's on our land . [ asa screams ] todd : just remember i was a gentleman about it , at least . i do n't think so . he says that kevin is on his way up here to do to us what he would do to us if he was n't in the hospital , so i think buying the house is out . blair : oh , duke ! todd : howdy there , partner . duke : i just came by to tell you not to get too comfortable here . my dad 's on his way back . todd : so we heard . duke : i suggest you start packing . blair : duke , wait ! david : kelly , you take way too many of these way too often . kelly : i do not . i just take them when i need to sleep , and with the trial tomorrow , i -- david : no , listen to me . you are strong enough to make it through this , but you got to keep your wits about you . kelly : well , it 's not going to help if i 'm not calm . david : you 're a good mother . dorian knows that , i know that , but this judge has never met you before . you 're going to need all your strength to stand up against kevin tomorrow . kelly : i know . i just -- i just like knowing that i have them . david : ok , well , i 'll keep them , and you 'll know that i have them , all right ? look , i want to tell you something . throughout this entire process , you 've been a really great mother to ace , considering . no judge in her right mind is going to rule against you . you just hang in there , ok ? kelly : thank you . i 'll never forget everything you 've done for me . david : what , are you kidding ? we go way back . i 'm always in your corner . just do what you got to do and do it one step at a time , all right ? everything 's going to work out . kelly : ok . [ doorbell rings ] david : that 's probably the shrink . kelly : oh , i do n't think this is such a good idea . david : no , what did i say ? one step at a time . step one -- you 're going to show this dr. quintana what a great mother you are , and , step two , she 's going to march into that courtroom tomorrow and she 's going to tell that judge that you are perfectly fit to raise your own kid . you ready for step one ? kelly : mm - hmm . david : ok . jessica : you 're home . antonio : where you been ? jessica : i 've been with natalie . so , did sonia and tico tell you everything that you needed to know ? antonio : jess , i 'm sorry . jessica : i know . do n't you understand how much i love you ? i knew that you were in danger down there , antonio . when you do n't call -- you know , no -- antonio : i 'm back now , ok ? i 'm not -- jessica : ok , you 're back . do you have any idea what goes through my mind when you do n't call me ? anything that you went through down there in puerto rico could n't have been any worse than what i was sitting here imagining . so you know what , antonio ? you 're going to have to tell me what happened down there , because otherwise i ca n't be with you anymore . tico : he knows more than he told us , sonia , and he 's determined to find out how much we know . sonia : you think carlotta could have told him anything ? tico : no . she knows the consequences . sonia : yeah . i do n't like this . this is n't going the way we planned . tico : well , nothing ever does . jessica 's voice : you of all people should know how dangerous it is when somebody gets obsessed with a case . evangeline : hey . john : hey . hey . i thought you said you were going to call . evangeline : i thought that i would surprise you . you 're drinking alone in the dark . that 's not a good sign . john : no , i was just -- i was just getting some air . i 'm afraid to ask . what is that ? evangeline : this is a movie that every man should see . are you interested ? david : kelly , are you ready ? the doctor 's here , ok ? kelly : people in the park always say how much he looks like me . david : kelly -- kelly : no , i -- i know . i know he is n't mine . i 'm not crazy . dorian : kelly , i 'd like to introduce you to dr. marie quintana . this is my niece kelly . marie : hi . kelly : hi . it 's nice to meet you , doctor . marie : hello , kelly . please , call me marie . kelly : ok . dorian : shall i take the baby upstairs ? kelly : no . marie : no , it 's all right . no , he can stay here with us . dorian : all right . well , we 'll give you a little time alone together . kelly : ok . so -- what do we do ? marie : nothing . we just talk . i want to get to know you . why do n't you start with telling me why you did n't want your aunt to take the baby upstairs ? kelly : well , it 's -- it 's perfectly natural for a mother to not want her baby out of her sight . i mean , i -- i 'm a good mother , and i want to keep an eye on him , and if they take him , then i lose him . marie : why is that ? kelly : because of what i did . antonio : listen to me . you and jamie are the best thing that 's -- do you remember when you found out mitch was your father ? you wanted nothing to do with him , but he was your blood , so you wanted to know what that meant . jessica : yes , and i was almost killed . antonio : but it did n't matter at the time , ok ? you wanted to know what the truth was . my mother has been keeping secrets from me , and i 'm not going to stop until i find out what they are . jessica : yeah , and i bet it 's making you crazy , just how you keeping secrets from me is making me crazy . antonio : it 's for your own good . jessica : i think i can be the judge of that . antonio , just because you 're engaged to me does not give you the right to make decisions for me . antonio : my uncle was a vicious killer . jessica : and my grandfather was a child molester , ok ? and i 'm a pretty good person . antonio , you 're a wonderful person , and i love you so much . and i want to spend the rest of my life with you . but whatever happens from now on , we 're going to have to face it together . antonio : my mother was kidnapped by someone trying to take over the santi organization . they used her to get to me , because for some unknown reason i was the only one who had access to manuel santi 's $ 100 million . jessica : why you ? antonio : i do n't know , but that 's what i need to find out . jessica : you mean , you said you had access -- antonio : someone met me and took me to a bank . the manager asked me some questions , things only i would know . then they checked my palm print , because for so reason , somehow , they had it on file , and then they handed over $ 100 million in bearer bonds . after the men got their money , they held me at gunpoint . i thought it was over . all i could do was think about you and jamie . but before -- before he was going to fire , two men , they burst in , they killed the hit man , then took off after the guy who had run off with the bonds . that 's when emilio found us . jessica : i knew it . i knew something happened to you . for one second , my whole body went cold . antonio : it 's over . it 's over now . i 'm here . but until i find out why manuel santi left that money to me , none of us will ever be safe . sonia : i have a lot of questions for angelina when she wakes up . [ phone rings ] sonia : sorry . hello . what do you want ? yeah . sorry , i better go . tico : oh , let me guess . more problems at caliente ? sonia : that 's what being a club owner is -- just putting out fires . see you . [ music plays ] dorian : what if this does n't go well ? david : if there is even the slightest question , this visit never happened . we wo n't even mention the shrink 's name . dorian : what about kelly ? david : if the doctor decides that kelly needs help , we will get her the very best , and we 'll make sure that evangeline postpones the hearing until kelly can walk into that courtroom and prove that she 's a fit mother . we will deal with it , ok , and we will win . dorian : i wish we knew what was going on . david : i should have put one of ace 's baby monitors in there . kelly : i had an affair in texas , when kevin and i lived there . marie : and that 's why you think you 'll lose custody of the baby ? kelly : i loved kevin so much ; always loved him . i gave him a child . marie : so it means a lot to you to be a mother , hmm ? kelly : it means everything to me . do you have children ? i 'm sorry . it 's just i -- i 'm exhausted , really . ever since this whole thing started , i just have n't been sleeping well . marie : what medication are you taking ? kelly : nothing . i -- i take a mild tranquilizer , but only on occasion , and my doctor prescribed them to me . you can call him if you want to . marie : no , no , i believe you . i believe you . kelly : i do n't take them very often . i just -- i have bad dreams . marie : what kind of dreams , hmm ? kelly : i dream that -- that i 'm walking ace to school , and before we get there , he 's gone . but where -- where is he ? do you -- marie : he 's right here . come on , see ? kelly : oh . hi . hey . this is n't going very well , is it ? blair : well duke , i 'm really glad you got to hear your father 's side of the story . duke : he says you and todd are a pair of squatters with no right to be here . blair : well , i can show you the divorce decree , ok ? todd , do you have that ? it will prove that i own all 12 acres , including where this house is located . it 's right -- it 's on the second page , right here . see ? duke : i 'm not a lawyer . this looks legit . blair : well , it is legit . and if kevin had n't just left well enough alone , this would n't probably be a problem . [ phone rings ] todd : yeah , hi . todd manning . oh , i 'll be right there . i have a meeting . bye . blair : well , sit down , duke . i -- well , i really hate saying these things about your father , but he has been very vicious -- vicious to my family . and not just my family . yours , too . he used your uncle joe and natalie to take viki 's paper away from her , just to fire todd . viki 's so angry with him she wo n't even talk to him . and what he 's doing to kelly -- he 's trying to take her baby away from her . is n't that awful ? duke : he loves ace , too . blair : yeah , but do you think he 's going to be spending any nights with that baby ? he 's out every night with a whole different woman , every night , flaunting it right in front of kelly . duke : i know he 's hurt kelly , but -- and i heard what happened between the two of you . blair : well , that was my mistake , and it was terrible , one that i will regret for as long as i live . duke : listen , nobody 's perfect . but cruelty 's just -- there 's no excuse . i mean , if he 's treating kelly this badly -- it 's not right . blair : sorry that i have to say these things to you about your father . antonio : i do n't understand my mother . i mean , we almost died at the hands of those killers , and she 's still willing to keep secrets from me . and sonia or tico , maybe both of them -- they 're in this up to their necks , too . [ phone rings ] [ knock on door ] antonio : vega . natalie : hey , are you ok ? you ran out of rodi 's so fast , i was kind of worried about you . oh , hey . antonio : hey . natalie : you know what ? i 'm really glad to see that you 're back safe and sound , and jessica was very , very worried . antonio : yeah , yeah , i know . natalie : ok . well , she 's ok , so i 'm going to go . you guys can be alone . antonio : no , no . actually , i have to go to the station for a few hours . jessica : you just got back . antonio : i know . i left a lot of loose ends that need following up . jessica : antonio -- antonio : honey , it 's nothing dangerous , ok ? i 'll see you . see you later , natalie . natalie : did you guys make up ? jessica : he told me everything . natalie : so this whole santi thing , it 's over , right ? jessica : he thinks carlotta 's still -- still keeping secrets . he does n't trust tico or sonia , although i think that he 's right about her . natalie : tico 's good . jessica : what are you smiling at ? natalie : i do n't know , i just kind of think maybe you like tico . you do , do n't you ? tico : put the gun away now . man : are we alone ? tico : what the hell took you so long ? kelly : if i lose ace , i will have nothing . i will be nothing . i 'm sorry . i 'm just really tired . marie : oh , get some rest . and try not to project where you think that things might go . kelly : how am i supposed to do that ? marie : well , think of things that make you happy right now . kelly : ace makes me happy . marie : ok . why do n't you lay down on the couch , huh ? kelly : ok . thanks . oh , thank you . marie : ok ? she 's resting . dorian : is she all right ? marie : well , she has a tenuous grasp of facts and sequencing , and she 's inconsistent in her ability to process information . david : i understood almost none of that , but it does n't sound good . dorian : doctor , what 's the bottom line ? marie : i 'm afraid kelly is hanging by a very thin thread . duke : yeah , no matter how many times that horse bucked me off , asa always flung me right back on that saddle -- blair : oh ! duke : and then smacked that mustang on the rump , which , of course , naturally made him buck me off again . blair : asa is so mean , is n't he ? duke : yeah . i tell you , i may have been bawling like a little baby , but damn it , i learned how to ride . blair : i bet you did . you know , i like to ride . i ride out at the country club . they had beautiful paths out there , but i have n't actually been able to do that in a very long time . duke : and why is that ? blair : well , i went out riding one day , and your father , he followed me out there . and i told him that i was not interested at all , but he would n't take no for an answer , and kelly had just come back to town , and i -- i 'm sorry . i should n't even be telling you this . duke : i 'm sorry he treated you badly . todd : still here ? duke : just leaving . blair : oh , yes . well , come on . i 'll show you out . it was really nice that you got to hear my side of the story , and i hope to see you again . duke : so do i . blair : ok . take care . todd : so , did boy wonder dish up any dirt ? blair : not yet , but he will . [ music plays ] john : whoa . evangeline : i know . i 'm a sucker for that ending . it 's dumb . it 's dumb , i know . john : no , you 're right . everyone should see that movie . jessica : tico 's a good guy . he just -- he 's trying to get settled in llanview , and he 's getting to know his family , and -- natalie : oh , yeah , especially his cousin 's fiancée . jessica : oh , come on . if you 're looking for ulterior motives , look at sonia toledo . natalie : whatever you say . jessica : listen , i do n't like tico , ok ? we 're friends . if anybody should be jealous here , it should be me . natalie : well , i can already tell you , antonio would never cheat on you . jessica : and i would never cheat on him . listen , i trust him , but i 'm not stupid enough to trust her . man : time is running out . sonia : it is not my fault that things went down the way they did . now , i 've been in this too long to throw in the towel now . man : they walked away with $ 100 million of santi money . sonia : now we know . antonio vega was the key to everything . tico : what went wrong ? man : i was ambushed . i have no idea who was behind it . tico : well , this is sloppy . i 'm not happy . man : i got off a few shots , but i thought the money was more important , so i took off with it . tico : hand it over . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] evangeline : somebody is going to tell me what is going on here or i am off this case . antonio : i keep coming back to her being tied to el tiburon . john : for all we know , she is el tiburon . sonia : whatever it is you think you 're doing , you better stop it . you have no idea what you 're dealing with .
david convinces kelly to see a psychiatrist . natalie meets her nephew , duke and gives him information regarding his father 's past indiscretions . todd and blair meet with evangeline to protect their interests in the buchanan mansion . todd asks blair to seduce duke in order to help keep the mansion . jessica is worried about antonio 's obsession with the santi case . john refuses jessica 's request to tell antonio to drop the case even though he is worried too . jessica gives antonio an ultimatum – `` let me now what is going on or we ca n't be together anymore . `` antonio demands to know what tico , sonja , and angelina know . they deny any knowledge of the santi funds . antonio is angry that the lies just keep increasing . tico receives a visit from the man who took the santi money from puerto rico .
cristian : so you 're going to do what i asked ? you 're going to keep quiet ? john : i 'm going to keep your secret . natalie wo n't find out from me that you 're really cristian vega . cristian : you made the right decision . you 'll see . john : yeah . now i just got to figure out how to live with it . [ scene_break ] natalie : i have never been so glad to be home in my life . viki : well , i have never been so glad to have you home in my life . natalie : you know , mom , there were times when i was in that pit that i never thought i would see this house again -- or you or anyone . viki : oh , baby . i ca n't even imagine how horrible that must have been . but it 's over now , thank god . you 're home , you 're safe , you 're sound . as far as i 'm concerned , you 're going to stay that way . natalie : i hope so . viki : yes , you are , i promise you . well , let 's go in and sit down , shall we ? natalie : sounds good . all : surprise ! [ scene_break ] blair : bo , you have to do something . bo : the first thing that you need to do , blair , is just calm down . blair : no , but todd is going after margaret and he is going to kill her . now , you got to do something fast here . bo : what makes you think that todd 's after her right now ? blair : it 's just a feeling i have . i know him , bo . bo : all right , have you seen margaret here in town ? blair : i 'm not sure . bo : well , what does that mean ? blair : well , the other day , i thought that i saw margaret drive through town , but at the time , i -- maybe it was my mind playing tricks on me . bo : yeah , but something made you decide that it was real this time . blair : because starr said that she saw margaret in todd 's office last night . and that means that margaret is in town and she is going to come after my family . now , todd is after her , and he 's not going to be happy with her just behind bars . he 's out for blood , bo . [ scene_break ] todd : she 's been here , has n't she ? dr. bricker : mr. dawson , i told you , i do n't know who you 're talking about . todd : the lunatic who passed herself off as my wife -- dr. bricker : mr. dawson -- todd : she 's here , is n't she ? dr. bricker : please . if you 're looking for rose -- todd : her name is not rose ! it 's margaret cochran ! margaret : oh , my god , is that him ? is that todd ? [ scene_break ] layla : what can i get you guys to drink ? dorian : darling ? champagne ? david : champagne . bring us a bottle of your finest bubbly on the house . layla : all right . hmm . i 'll be right back . dorian : thank you . david : what are we celebrating in this dive ? dorian : yeah , same old dump , just new management . but , my darling , every day spent with you is an occasion for celebration . david : since when do you talk in greeting cards ? and why did you insist that we had to come here , anyway ? you knew that i was craving the coquille st. jacques over at the palace . dorian : well , i heard that this is the new hot spot in town . david : oh , you heard that , did you ? dorian : mm - hmm . david : so you 're in tune with all of the hot spots in llanview now ? dorian : i was thinking about you and about `` craze , `` and i thought , well , that you should do a feature on this place in the next issue . david : uh - huh . you were thinking about the magazine ? dorian : mm - hmm . david : you know , i find that really surprising , because in all the time that i 've worked at `` craze `` magazine , you 've never even once looked at the cover . dorian : that 's not true . david : really ? what color is the logo , blue or yellow ? dorian : it changes with every issue . david : does it , really ? i had no idea . now , why are you pitching me stories for `` craze `` magazine , anyway ? dorian : well , i 've never had such a good idea before . david : oh , no ? not such a good idea that included your own interests ? dorian : excuse me . what are you driving at here ? david : i 'll tell you what i 'm driving at . i think -- i think you want me to get really busy at work so you can get busy with some nefarious little plans of your own . layla : hey , sis . why do n't you pull up a stool . i 'll buy you a drink . evangeline : i did n't come here for a drink . i came here to get something straight about john . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] [ knock ] john : coming . john : hey . michael : hey , bro . what you up to ? john : not much . michael : no ? want to go shoot some hoops ? john : no basketball . michael : oh . yeah . right . i 'm sorry . i guess there are n't any courts in your future anytime soon . john : maybe never . michael : i do n't blame you . well , we could do something else , you know ? we could go over to capricorn , grab something to eat ? beer ? john : yeah , look , i 'm going to have to take a rain check , mike . i -- i got a lot of stuff to do around here . michael : really ? like what ? sit around and brood ? john : no . it 's actually pretty important . michael : really ? let me guess -- it has something to do with natalie . [ scene_break ] natalie : mom , you did all this ? thank you so much . it 's -- i ca n't believe it . viki : no , darling , no . do n't thank me . i did n't do this . this was roxy 's idea . roxy : welcome home , baby . natalie : roxy . oh , this is the best . thank you so much . roxy : oh , well , honey , you deserve it , after what that creep did to you . we knew you 'd come back , because you ca n't keep a good girl down . you got that big balsom moxie . asa : my granddaughter is not a balsom . she is a buchanan , and she got through all this on pure buchanan grit . viki : well , you know what ? whether it was balsom moxie or buchanan grit , the important thing is she survived . asa : spoken like a lord . kevin : all right , well , i want to make a toast . viki : oh . kevin : to my little sis -- natalie : thank you . kevin : limp over there -- who is not only equal parts balsom , buchanan , lord , but she 's more than that . she 's her own person -- a strong , courageous , special person . and , well , welcome back to the family . we 're a little dysfunctional , but do n't ever forget how much we love you . all : hear , hear . [ scene_break ] dr. bricker : calm down ! sit , please ! todd : i 'll calm down when you tell me where she is . dr. bricker : sir , if you do n't know where your wife is , i -- todd : she 's not my wife . she 's a total whack job ! she shot me in both my legs ! held me prisoner for weeks ! margaret : he always does this when we have a little spat . he makes up such terrible lies about me . i do n't know why i put up with him . dr. bricker : this margaret , as you call her , she claims that she was cleaning your gun and you were shot by accident . todd : in both legs ? how stupid are you , hmm ? now , if i -- if i hurt you , would that make you smart enough to give me some answers ? dr. bricker : what are you going to do , try and strangle me the same way you did your wife ? todd : oh . she 's been here , has n't she ? huh ? is she still here ? [ scene_break ] rex : ah . duke : so , it 's great about natalie , huh ? rex : yeah . duke : it was nice of you to let adriana in on the good news this morning . rex : well , she was real happy to hear it . duke : yeah . i could tell . rex : trying to get at something ? duke : oh , just -- just that adriana and i are really good right now . we 're happy . i guess that 's all you really need to know . rex : well , i 'm thrilled for you . you 're a real lucky guy . duke : hmm . i know . damn lucky . natalie : thank you . that was very sweet . kevin : well , i meant it . duke : hey , welcome back . natalie : oh , thank you . it 's good to be back . kelly : ok , my turn . natalie : oh -- kelly : it 's so good to see you . natalie : thank you . it 's good to be seen . can you guys excuse us for just one minute ? duke : yeah . sure . kevin : no problem . natalie : thanks . kelly : what is it ? natalie : i guess i 've been gone a really long time . kelly : what do you mean ? natalie : you and kevin -- are you guys back together again ? kelly : oh -- well , we 're taking it slowly , but , yeah , i guess we are . natalie : nothing wrong with taking it slow . anyway , i 'm really -- i 'm happy for you , and i 'll keep my fingers crossed . kelly : thank you . me , too . kevin : mom , what is it ? viki : jessica -- she left a message on the answering machine . why would n't she just call me on my cell ? kevin : yeah , i was kind of surprised she was n't here . viki : i mean , she sounded fine , sort of . i do n't know . there was just something odd in her tone . kevin : well , you think something 's wrong ? viki : no , i do n't know what to think . asa : i was worried sick about you , little lady . natalie : i 'm sorry about that . renee : you know , natalie , i may only be a grandma by marriage , but that does n't stop me from worrying about you like a real one . not that you needed any worrying . you remind me of a gal i used to know back in reno . what a pistol . she did n't take any grief off of anyone . rex : oh , that 's nice . so my sister reminds you of a hooker ? natalie : rex , she did n't mean it like that . renee : thank you , natalie . natalie : sorry . renee : you know , rex , if i had n't caught you stealing from the palace , i could have fired you for sheer vulgarity . rex : and if you would have given me more time , i would have -- natalie : no , uh - uh . come on . i 'm sorry . excuse us . sorry . rex : it would have been the best thing that ever happened to me . natalie : rex ! you did not need to do that . rex : well , it felt good , though . grandma can be a real pain in the a -- natalie : no , listen . renee is a nice woman , and she cares about me . rex : ok , well , i 'm your brother , and i 've barely had one minute to talk to you since you got back . how are you ? i mean , really ? natalie : i 'm still a little freaked out about everything , i guess . i do n't like being alone . rex : who could blame you ? natalie : john -- he 's been amazing through all of this . rex : hey , listen , you know , if you need someone to keep you company -- natalie : what 's the problem with john ? rex : just stay away from him , ok ? natalie : excuse me ? rex : i 'm serious , natty . you want to do the smart thing ? i think you should send john mc bain straight back to evangeline . [ scene_break ] layla : here . why do n't you cool down before you pop an artery ? evangeline : no . this is what you wanted . layla : yeah . i wanted you to come storming in here , railing at me like a crazy woman . evangeline : so you should have thought of that before you started in on me about john earlier . layla : why ? just because i said i 'd like to know what kind of deep , dark secrets the man was sitting on ? evangeline : listen , i thought about it , and i 'm even more clear than i was before -- i do n't want to know . if john is hiding something , that is his business . layla : you know he is . evangeline : and i 'm telling you for the last time , i do n't care . layla : ok . fine . evangeline : `` ok , fine , `` what ? layla : i 'll drop it . i wo n't say another word . evangeline : i mean it , layla . layla : so do i . evangeline : yeah , right . layla : no . i swear . i 'm done with the topic of john mc bain for good . satisfied ? evangeline : good . as long as we understand each other . layla : oh , we understand each other , all right . why do n't you just admit it , sis ? that was n't what you were expecting at all . evangeline : what are you talking about ? layla : you do n't want me to drop the subject of john mc bain any more than you want to drop it yourself . [ scene_break ] dorian : i come up with a simple , if brilliant , idea for `` craze , `` and you think i 'm up to something nefarious ? really , david . when did you become so suspicious ? david : i know you . i know when you 're up to something . you just want me to stay busy so you can do some poking and prodding and find out about my past . dorian : oh . you 've gotten paranoid . it 's not attractive . david : what ? i 'm not attractive ? dorian : you bet . ooh -- but speaking of attractive , there 's that new , young , very handsome district attorney . david : so what ? dorian : well , i understand he is the new hot , most eligible bachelor in town . maybe you should do a story about him , too . mm - hmm ? david : now , that 's a great idea . why do n't we position that story right next to the story about sexy , sneaky fiancées who want everything they can get ? dorian : mm - hmm . what do i have to say to you to get you to believe me ? david : just one thing -- the truth . dorian : ok , the truth is i have had lots of brilliant ideas for the magazine . i just never told them to you . no , i told them to your business partner . david : blair ? dorian : yes , and she can corroborate my story . david : she is my subordinate . dorian : oh , well , why do n't we just call her , shall we ? yes , let 's just call blair . [ scene_break ] bo : blair , i 'm not going to be able to make a move here until i 'm sure that i have all the facts . blair : but , bo , i -- [ phone rings ] blair : maybe that 's todd . it 's just -- it 's dorian . i 'll call her back . bo : all right . when starr saw margaret in todd 's office , were you there with her ? blair : no . she went to todd 's office alone . she was supposed to be at home waiting for us to get back from the hospital . bo : the hospital ? what were you doing there ? blair : todd was being treated for a stab wound . it was bad . he had to have a blood transfusion . bo : wait a minute , wait a minute . todd was stabbed ? why did n't someone call us ? blair : well , it was an accident , bo . he was stabbed when he was changing the tire on his car . bo : with what ? blair : shears or something . bo : sounds like you 're not too sure about that story . blair : well , it sounded kind of strange to me at the time . but if todd said he was stabbed with some shears , he was stabbed . why would he lie to me ? bo : could n't tell you . but it makes you wonder . blair : what ? you think margaret stabbed todd , do n't you ? bo : i do n't know . do you ? [ scene_break ] todd : do n't make me ask you again . is she still here or not ? margaret : he sounds so angry . nurse : i 'm calling the police . margaret : no -- please do n't . leave the police out of this . just help me find a way out of here . nurse : but how do you expect to get past him ? margaret : oh , i 'll go out the window . oh -- todd : you know what ? i 'm through with you . i 'll search the place myself . margaret : just leave the rest . i have to get out of here . [ scene_break ] john : do n't take it personal , mike , but whatever it is you have to say , i do n't want to hear it right now . michael : well , somebody 's got to look out for you , john . natalie , too . john : you know what ? i think at this point , we can both take care of ourselves . michael : i know you can . and what i was going to say before i was so rudely interrupted is that if evangeline really is out of the picture , maybe you should go for it with natalie . john : it 's not that simple . michael : yeah , it never is with you , is it , bro ? you know , you 're right . i do n't suppose you could be any more open with natalie than you were evangeline , so just forget it . john : it 's not just that . michael : it 's always that , john . the stuff from your past -- it 's what always keeps you from being happy . john : well , you know , you 're starting it early today , are n't you ? look , what i 'm dealing with right now is definitely in the present tense . michael : so , what is it ? residual stuff ? evangeline ? john : it 's not about evangeline . michael : then what is it about , john ? john : it 's about cristian vega . [ scene_break ] natalie : were n't you the one who said that life is too short and to go after what i want ? rex : ok , so i was wrong for once , but i 'm right now . natalie : and were n't you the one who wanted me to get john 's attention by sending that phony letter from the killer ? rex : i 'm really sorry about that , you know ? natalie : look , rex , i mean , that 's not your fault . none of this is . i mean , letter or no letter , i still would have been kidnapped . it 's just if john did n't have to be searching for me at the docks , he might have been there to save evangeline from being kidnapped at the woman of the year ceremony . rex : ok , well , now who 's blaming herself ? natalie : you 're right . no , you 're right . none of this -- none of this is anybody 's fault but hayes ' . rex : hey , it 's ok . you 're safe now . natalie : i heard you were searching for me 24/7 . rex : i was n't about to give up on you . natalie : i knew you would n't . why do you want me to give up on john ? rex : look , i did n't do a very good job of protecting you before , but that 's going to change now . natalie : you do n't have to protect me from john . rex : you might think you 're happy now , but it 's just going to come back and bite you in the butt , natty . natalie : oh , no , no , no , no , no . why are you saying this ? is this because of evangeline ? rex : maybe . natalie : ok . john 's not going back to her . he does n't want her anymore . rex : ok , maybe not , but if it 's not evangeline , it 's just going to be something else . you know how these things go . natalie : `` these things `` ? rex : yes . you know , you fall in love , you 're floating on cloud nine for , like , five minutes , and then , bam , suddenly something happens and you 're flat on the ground , shattered into a zillion pieces . love can kill you , natty , especially the kind of love that mc bain 's offering . so if i were you , i would run from him as fast as you possibly can before it 's too late . kelly : well , that is just about the stupidest thing i have ever heard . [ scene_break ] blair : no , no , no , that 's stupid . todd was not stabbed by margaret , because that would mean that he had seen her , and he swore to me that he has n't . bo : are you sure about that ? blair : he would have told me , bo . it does n't make any sense , anyway . bo : no , i guess not . blair : well , i was thinking that maybe actually asa stabbed todd . bo : asa ? blair : i know that they were together right before it happened . bo : any idea why ? blair : no . i mean , todd did n't say . what are you going to do about margaret now ? bo : i 'm going to follow up on this right away . what i want you to do , blair -- try not to worry , ok ? blair : oh , yeah , worry -- that 's easy for you to say . will you just call me as soon as you hear something ? bo : absolutely . blair : thanks . bo : ok . i 'll be in touch . blair : all right . [ phone rings ] asa : hello . bo : pa , it 's bo . i need to see you in my office right away . asa : what ? now ? bo : yes . as soon as possible . i have some questions for you about todd manning and margaret cochran . [ scene_break ] todd : where is she ? where is she ? [ tires screech ] nurse : excuse me ? who , sir ? todd : do n't give me that . what is this ? nurse : a sonogram photo of a baby boy . todd : whose ? whose kid is this ? nurse : he 's yours , sir . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair should be calling back any minute now . david : oh , dorian , stop the charade . you are a horrible actress . dorian : you are going to eat your words when you hear just how many brilliant ideas i have given blair for that magazine . david : oh , sure , because blair has never been known to confirm one of your lies before . dorian : oh , so now you are calling me a liar ? david : well , i would n't have to call you a liar if you 'd give up the ruse . you want me to stay busy so that you can ask spencer -- specifically spencer -- about my past . dorian : and i would n't have to do that if you would come clean yourself . david : i have never lied to you in my life . dorian : now who 's the horrible actor ? [ scene_break ] layla : thinking about john 's big dark secret ? evangeline : layla , did n't you hear me just tell you to let it go ? layla : yeah , but what you want me to do is exactly the opposite . come on , vange , you 've been pulling that since we were kids . it 's so transparent . evangeline : no , i 'm not doing that , not this time . whatever john is hiding , i really do n't want to know . layla : you 're not the least bit curious ? evangeline : no . layla : because you totally are over him ? evangeline : that 's right . layla : you would n't even want to be with him if he came begging ? evangeline : ai n't no way . hugh : a vodka martini and a glass of chardonnay , please ? layla : coming right up . evangeline : what 's up , hugh ? hugh : hey . layla : my gorgeous sister just happens to be available . would you like to take her out sometime ? [ scene_break ] michael : john , cristian vega is dead . i do n't see how he could possibly come between you and natalie . you think she 's still in love with him ? john : i know she is . always will be . michael : and , john , you 'll always be in love with caitlin . does n't change the fact that she 's dead . so 's cristian . so , what 's the problem ? you want to be with natalie . natalie wants to be with you . john : you know , i -- i thought you were worried about natalie getting hurt . michael : i am . you two want to be together , you think it 'll make you happy -- i 'm not going to be the one to stand in the way . you know , here 's a thought , john . it 's not really your style . it 's something different you might try . why do n't you get this hang - up that you have about cristian out in the open ? [ scene_break ] rex : was anyone talking to you ? kelly : no , but i 'm not going to stand here and let you give your sister such terrible advice . rex : well , the truth can be brutal . natalie can handle it . kelly : do n't listen to what he says about love . i 'm living proof that the opposite is true . last year i felt like i had lost just about everything . natalie : yeah , i remember . kelly : if anyone had a reason to give up on love , it was me . rex : oh , but , of course , you did n't , and now your life is perfect . kelly : no . but i have allowed love back into my life , and now it 's better . i wake up in the morning and it seems like there are all these possibilities available to me . you can have the same thing if you want it . rex : uh -- whatever . come on . natalie : i 'm sorry . excuse me . kelly : you got it . how long have you been standing there ? kevin : long enough . asa : i 'm sorry . i 've been summoned . natalie : oh -- viki : you 've been summoned ? natalie : bye , grandpa . viki : by who ? bo ? asa : blow the whistle ! the lady 's won herself a kewpie doll . viki : why , asa ? what have you done now ? asa : what makes you think my son the cop would be calling me in to do nothing but bust my chops ? duke : because uncle bo would n't waste his time . renee : and because we all know you too well ? viki : well , whatever it is you 've done , asa , i hope no one else gets caught in the crossfire . [ scene_break ] nurse : whatever you and your wife were arguing about , is it really worth it ? you 're about to bring this beautiful life into the world . todd : hmm . nurse : now is the time to put aside your differences and come together for the sake of your child . todd : you know , you 're right . it is all about the child now . well , if i could just -- if i could just talk to his mom and work things out -- can you tell me where she went ? nurse : i 'm sorry , sir . she did n't leave an address . [ scene_break ] renee : you know , darling , i have been so excited about natalie -- viki : oh . renee : i have n't asked you lately how you 've been feeling . viki : actually , i 'm ok , you know ? i 'm supposed to go to london to see this famous heart specialist , but that 's sort of still up in the air . renee : good . if you ca n't find it here in the states , you just hop right on over there . duke : renee 's right , grandma . viki : well , we 'll see , we 'll see . i have to tell you , though , having natalie home is doing my heart a world of good . renee : i love you , kiddo . viki : and back . thanks again . duke : goodbye , grandma . viki : goodbye , my very , very handsome , beautiful grandson . duke : oh . viki : goodbye . renee : bye - bye . [ door opens and closes ] rex : she 's a mess . natalie : no kidding . rex : look , you 're not really going to listen to kelly , are you ? natalie : why not ? rex : look , anyone can spin out a sappy story like that . she does n't know what the hell she 's talking about . natalie : you know , rex , i think your perception 's a little warped . i mean , you fell in love once and you got your heart ripped to shreds . rex : what i think about you and john has nothing to do with jen . natalie : yeah , well , i think it does . since jen 's death , you 're jaded and cynical . i mean , not that i do n't understand , but -- rex : no , you 're wrong . i was always jaded and cynical , ok ? but you do n't want to listen to me ? fine . marry john mc bain for all i care . i 'll still be here when you get crushed . just do n't expect me not to say i told you so . kevin : what you said earlier to natalie -- kelly : i meant every word . kevin : oh , yeah ? roxy : get a room someplace , why do n't you ? kevin : that 's not a bad idea . [ scene_break ] evangeline : um -- hugh , i would like you to meet my sister layla . she 's just having a little fun at my expense . layla : no , i was dead serious . do you think your date would mind if you asked my sister to dance ? hugh : i do n't see why not . she said she 's been on her feet all day and she 's not up for dancing , so -- layla : well , then this is perfect . evangeline 's a great dancer , so you guys go and have fun . oh , and do n't worry . if you have any deep , dark secrets , my sister wo n't want to know anything about them . [ scene_break ] dorian : david , if there is something untoward in your past , would n't you rather i heard it from you ? fine . i guess i 'll have to hear it from spencer . oh , blair . blair : well , i got your message , dorian . dorian : this is a lovely surprise , but i 'm afraid your arrival is n't going to help me at all . nothing that you will say is going to get david to believe me . blair : believe you about what ? david : blair , what is going on ? you look horrible . blair : thank you , david . it 's nothing . it 's just something bo said at the police station . dorian : what ? what did bo say to you that has you so upset ? [ scene_break ] bo : hey , pa . asa : whatever it is , i did n't do it . bo : well , we 'll see . have a seat . asa : oh , thank you . bo : it 's like i told you on the phone , i 've got some questions for you about todd manning and margaret cochran . asa : i never heard of them . bo : do you know anything about manning being stabbed the other day ? asa : stabbed ? is that varmint dead ? bo : just wounded . asa : damn . who do i congratulate for sticking it to that snake ? bo : that 's what i 'd like to know . did you meet with him yesterday ? asa : yep , but when he left me , he was fine . bo : and what did you meet with manning about ? asa : well , i tell you , bo , i was going to help him and blair find this margaret woman . bo : now , why would you do that ? asa : i 'll tell you , bo , she 's a lunatic . and i 'm concerned and i 'm going to do my civic duty , because i 'd like that woman off the streets . bo : all right , cut the bull , pa . now , look , i know there 's a connection between you and manning and margaret cochran , and you 're going to tell me what it is right now . [ scene_break ] todd : you know , you guys have been totally useless . but this might not be . nurse : sir , that 's not your property . doctor ? dr. bricker : i ca n't let you take that , mr. dawson . todd : no ? do you want to try to take it from me ? dr. bricker : oh , please . there 's no reason for violence . todd : then stay out of my way . dr. bricker : please , just go . todd : sure . i 'm going to take this , too . [ scene_break ] margaret : oh , thank god i have this extra key . margaret : your daddy is on the warpath today . you and i better find a new place to stay . [ scene_break ] bo : i do n't know , pa . if you do n't want to tell me what 's going on with you and manning and margaret cochran , i guess i can always think about reopening the carlo hesser case . asa : are you threatening me , bo ? bo : no . i 'm trying to get to the truth just as quick as i can . do you know if margaret 's in town ? asa : i swear to you , bo -- i swear on renee 's life -- you hear me ? -- renee 's life -- i do n't have a clue where this kook is . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , please , talk to me . what did bo say to you ? blair : it 's not important , dorian . dorian : of course it 's important . did you see him in an official capacity ? blair : i do n't want to talk about it , not here , all right ? dorian : oh , great . so you do n't want to talk to me ? david : i 'm not talking to you , either . dorian : wonderful . i hope the two of you have a wonderful time talking to each other . excuse me . blair : david , what the hell was that about ? [ scene_break ] roxy : yo , van , what 's up ? evangeline : roxy . how are you ? roxy : oh , i 'm great . i 'm just hooking up with a friend . except i do n't think he 's here yet . oh , guess what -- i was at a party , a welcome - back party for natalie at viki 's . evangeline : great ! i 'm sure it was a big celebration . roxy : oh , do n't feel bad about not being invited . it was kind of like a family thing , and the air kind of went out of the tire when natalie split . evangeline : natalie left her own party ? roxy : yeah . i do n't know where the hell she went off to . i 'm going to go look for my friend . evangeline : yeah . roxy : whoo ! sorry . evangeline : it 's ok . [ scene_break ] michael : like i said , john , you should talk to natalie . john : i tell you what , mike . i 'm -- i 'm going to give it some thought . michael : and if you 're smart , you 'll do more than that . and that 's it for your daily dose of brotherly wisdom . john : you 're leaving , are you ? so soon ? michael : later , john . john : much , much later . like december . [ knock on door ] john : what , you forget something ? [ next_on ] bo : who is missing ? antonio : jessica . spencer : you think that margaret is back ? margaret : well , i guess you 're just going to have to kill me and your sweet little baby . john : i 'm tired of over - thinking everything , but right now what i want to do is this .
vikki brings natalie home from the hospital to a welcome home celebration . todd demands to know from the doctor where margaret is .todd enters the exam room where he thinks that margaret is thought to be , but he finds her gone . instead , he finds some keys , and the ultrasound of the picture of the baby . he questions the nurse whose baby this is , and the nurse informs him that it is his . john looks at the file on christian vega , and he remembers the conversation that he had had with christian that natalie would n't find out from him that he is alive . rex gives natalie advice on john . bo calls asa into his office to question him about margaret , and todd .
mp : come on , sarge . gigi : no , no . mp : let 's go . gigi : no , listen to me . do n't fight just to come home to me . fight for shane , too . he 's your son . rex : what did you say ? gigi : it 's true . i 'm sorry i did n't tell you before , but i 'm telling you now . shane is your son . [ scene_break ] antonio : psst , over here . cristian : i think we 'd better split up . antonio : well , whatever we do , we better do it fast , because those guards are coming back soon . i 'll meet you guys back here . are you clear on the plan ? sarah : yeah , got it . cristian : got it . go get your girl . [ scene_break ] jonas : you know -- you ca n't keep putting me off , talia . how long do you really think you can make me wait ? talia : until hell or mendorra freezes over . [ scene_break ] tess : marty saybrooke ? marty : yes . uh , who are you ? tess : you do n't know ? marty : oh -- are you blair ? [ scene_break ] todd : hey -- where 's my niece ? bodyguard : i do n't know . todd : what do you mean , you do n't know ? bodyguard : i kind of had my hands full moving your guest out of her room . todd : did tess -- did jessica see you ? bodyguard : no way anybody could have seen me . [ scene_break ] tess : no , i 'm not blair . marty : then why do you know my name ? do i know you ? [ scene_break ] todd : where 's your crew ? john : you know , eventually we 're going to find her here hiding and you 're going to have to tell us why she was here . officer : there 's nobody else in this house , commissioner . john : okay . so what have you done with her ? todd : i do n't know what you 're talking about . so why do n't you get lost and take these guys and your search warrant with you . [ scene_break ] blair : john ? john ? [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm -- shane 's my -- i have a -- mp : the bus is boarding . let 's get a move on . rex : the bus is going to have to wait one more damn minute . you 're not just saying this because i could be going to vietnam ? gigi : yes , i mean , i am . but it 's the truth . you 're shane 's father . mp : write a letter . it 's time to go . rex : i ca n't , not after what she just told me . you do n't understand . mp : it happens at least once a day . come on . rex : gigi , i really am shane 's dad ? gigi : yes , yes . i 'm not lying , i swear to you . i -- i should have told you a long time ago . [ scene_break ] carlo : i could n't sleep anyway . so tell me what the problem is . bitterman : the press has started asking questions about the legitimacy of your daughter 's marriage to prince jonas . carlo : how has the word gotten out ? bitterman : this is a palace full of staff who , despite our best vetting , still talk . carlo : find who 's talking and put a stop to it . i 'll deal with the media . the press has got to stop spreading these rumors . bitterman : begging your indulgence , sir , the prince himself this very day told me that the princess is -- well , putting him off every night . carlo : i 'll deal with my daughter . bitterman : but will she do your bidding in this particular arena ? carlo : my reach extends back to llanview , where everyone she says she cares about can be dealt with -- harshly . [ scene_break ] talia : i 'm tired . i need my sleep . jonas : oh , really . how can you be tired ? you do n't do anything . talia : well , picking out royal china patterns and centerpieces , it 's just so exhausting for a girl . you can leave at any time . jonas : talia , everybody 's talking about us . they all know that we sleep in separate bedrooms . this makes me look weak . talia : well , honey , if the royal shoe fits -- jonas : look , that was n't the deal when you married me . talia : you know what the deal was ? you spare antonio and the others , and i say my vows . jonas : and you are going to keep your vows . talia : wow , you are such a sweet talker . honestly , i ca n't imagine why all of the ladies - in - waiting are n't knocking on your door just to get some . jonas : all right , i 'm sorry . i 've tried to tell you . you are all that matters to me , talia . you know that . talia : because without me you ca n't become king . jonas : okay , you know what ? that 's it . i 'm not going to be reasonable here anymore . i 'm going to ask you one last time . what do i need to do to make you go to bed with me ? talia : kill me first . [ scene_break ] john : where 's jessica ? todd : jessica went home . john : oh , faking the complications of a pregnancy . that 's a new low , even for you guys . todd : yeah , jessica does not approve of police brutality . john : you know the woman who 's here , i 'm going to find her , manning . todd : okay , check out my op - ed piece in `` the sun `` tomorrow about police harassment . you 'll like it . john : i ca n't wait . todd : well , i think that about does it , do n't you ? have a pleasant evening , one and all . todd : where the hell are you , tess ? [ scene_break ] tess : yeah , marty . of course you know who i am . it 's me , it 's jessica . oh my god , you 're alive marty : i was in an accident . tess : yeah , we all thought that you were dead . marty : i lost my memory , and todd 's been taking care of me . tess : todd ? marty : yes , do you know him ? tess : well , i should . he 's my uncle . and you know , you and i used to be best friends . marty : really ? tess : hell , yeah . marty : well , then -- maybe you can tell me more about myself . you can tell me who else i know . tess : todd has n't told you ? marty : well , he told me what he could , but he did n't know me very well . todd : oh yeah , you do n't say ? marty : he 's been wonderful to me . tess : so you live here with him ? marty : i do n't know what i would have done without him . he 's given me a room and my own nurse . tess : huh . nice place . marty : no , no , not here . up in the house . he had his bodyguard bring me down here . i had to get out of the house . tess : uh , did todd tell you why ? marty : no , not yet . why ? do you know what 's going on ? is todd all right ? tess : oh , todd 's always all right . marty : oh , good . because i do n't know what i would do if anything ever happened to him . tess : he 's kind of your hero , huh ? marty : well , he 's been good to me . tess : i bet he has . marty : why do you say that ? tess : marty , it 's just -- you know -- we all thought you were dead . you 've been gone , and todd has you here kind of hidden away . marty : i know , i know . but it 's for my own protection . tess : from who ? marty : john mcbain . tess : no kidding . marty : do you know him ? tess : well -- todd : hey , marty as -- tess : uncle todd , you 've been busy . and you 've had some secrets of your own . [ scene_break ] [ loud explosion ] mp : what the hell ? second mp : where did he go ? delphina : hmm . i guess that 's what they call an anomaly . the power of truth and love , my friends . young bo : is this the gate for the bus to el paso ? mp : that 's right . where 's your name tag , sarge ? young bo : i must have lost it . what are you going to do , send me to vietnam ? delphina : your name , uh , buchanan ? young bo : yeah , i 'm bo buchanan . delphina : there you go , son . keep your head down . [ scene_break ] [ explosion ] rex : what the hell just happened ? gigi : i was going to ask you . rex : hey , you would n't be going to vietnam , would you ? soldier : vietnam ? what are you on ? rex : with the uniform ? soldier : i 'm shipping out to iraq . rex : then it 's -- it 's 2008 . soldier : uh , yeah . rex : i just had this really insane dream that it was 1968 and you came to bring me back . gigi : i know , i went looking for you . rex : and in this dream , i was about to be sent to vietnam . and right before i was going you told me that shane -- and this is really crazy -- that shane is my son . gigi : it 's not crazy . and it 's not a dream . rex : what are you saying ? gigi : it 's true . shane really is your son . [ scene_break ] jonas : you made me a promise . talia : i made myself a promise , too . and that was to never sleep with you . look , i 'll put on a show for everyone . i 'll smile pretty for the pictures ; i 'll play the part of your loving wife . but my heart belongs to a man named antonio vega , and the day i let you put your hands on me -- jonas : what are you going to do about it , huh , talia ? i 've got my hands all over you right now . what are you going to do ? oh ! god ! talia : i 'm going to do that . any more questions ? palace guard : your majesty , are you all right ? jonas : you take me to hesser ; you make sure she stays put . [ scene_break ] blair : `` if you 're working late , maybe i can help you relax . `` aw , that 's stupid . blair , that 's just stupid . um , `` you have a nice big office ; maybe i can help you christen it . `` no , blair . no , that 's just tacky . [ door opens ] blair : hi . john : hey . blair : i was just , um -- i was just leaving you a note . i 'm -- i guess i should have called you first , huh ? john : i 'm glad you came by . there 's something i want to tell you -- about manning . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , what are you doing here ? tess : i was just catching up with my b.f.f . marty . you know , imagine my surprise finding her here . todd : hmm , well , girl talk 's over now . time to go . marty : todd , why am i here ? tess : yes , todd . why is she here ? todd : john mcbain showed up with a bogus search warrant , so -- marty : john was here ? tess : why are you so scared of john ? you guys were , you know -- todd : not friends . marty : john , he caused my accident and then he left me there to die . tess : is that what todd told you ? todd : of course . and so if mcbain finds marty here , you know , who knows how he 'll cover his tracks . tess : yeah . todd : he might try to finish her off . tess : yeah . you know , marty told me about her accident . you know , her memory loss . you know , complete . wow , it 's amazing . i mean , somebody could tell her anything and she would n't have a clue . todd : someone like john mcbain . tess : yeah . marty : well , todd 's not the only who 's told me about john . i mean , the commissioner did , too . tess : bo ? marty : no , lee ramsey . who 's bo ? tess : he 's another uncle of mine . so lee ramsey knew about you . now todd and me . you know , i wish i 'd known this sooner . i could have sparked some of those memories myself . todd : you know all about that , do n't you , tess . marty : i thought you said your name was jessica . [ scene_break ] gigi : something happened to us . i remember we were going to texas to find you , and then it 's blank . rex : okay , i remember going to texas to look for bo , and the same thing , a blank . except for the dream . so how did we get here ? gigi : i think maybe me telling you the truth about shane is what brought us back from wherever it was . gigi : balsom ? talk to me . say something . rex : what do you expect me to say ? gigi : how do you feel about it , being shane 's dad ? rex : being shane 's dad ? that 's -- it 's -- i mean , i ca n't believe it . i 'm a father . he 's my son . he 's great . he 's everything i could hope for in a son . gigi : so you 're happy ? rex : about shane ? yes , i 'm happy . gigi : 'cause you do n't look happy . you look mad . are you mad ? rex : yeah . of course , i 'm mad . you knew i had a son . you knew this whole time , and you did n't tell me . why ? you did n't think i was good enough to be shane 's dad -- huh ? [ scene_break ] carlo : i 'll handle things with my daughter . she and the prince will be -- sarah : okay , any idea how we do this ? cristian : i think i want to see you in something like that . sarah : could be your lucky day . [ scene_break ] carlo : to the future of this fair land . you may go . leave the wine , please . carlo : the good people of mendorra deserve stability , after the scam perpetrated on them by tina roberts and cain rogan . i will ensure them of that . bitterman : no matter how many llanview citizens you have to kill ? carlo : talia has always been headstrong . it 's time she faced her destiny . butler : i 'll see you in the kitchen in about 15 minutes . maid : stop it . cristian : one word and you 're dead . sarah : so now what ? [ scene_break ] [ door creaks ] talia : i told you , go away . look , i 'm not -- antonio , is it really you ? antonio : were you expecting someone else ? talia : no , no . [ scene_break ] todd : tess is my nickname for jessica because when she was a kid she could n't pronounce j 's . and she 'd say , `` my -- my -- my name -- my name is tess . `` tess : that 's funny . you want to hear my nickname for todd ? todd : no , she does n't want to hear that . she 's had a rough night . we 've all had a rough night . i 'm tired , you 're tired . you need to go back to bed . tess : oh no , todd . come on , there 's so much for me to catch marty up to speed on . todd : well , the only thing she needs to know is that she needs to stay clear of john mcbain for now . [ chuckling ] you know what i mean . tess : yeah , yeah . anything you say . you know , if you say that john mcbain caused her accident , then who am i to argue with you ? you know , i was n't there . and you would n't say it if it was n't true . marty : exactly . i mean , he did n't have to take care of me , and he did . he 's given me so much . tess : he gave you the life you lost . you ca n't ask for more than that . todd : that 's why we need to keep quiet about it , right ? tess : mm - hmm . todd : make sure marty gets stronger and john mcbain 's out of the picture for her . so , you going to keep you mouth shut about it ? you would n't want to make things worse , would you ? hmm ? she 's been through enough as it is . tess : and who would know that more than you ? [ scene_break ] john : yeah , we combed the place pretty good , but the only one we found was manning 's housekeeper . blair : well , you think that 's todd 's mystery woman ? john : she 's not the one , but she 's in on it . blair : well , bring her in . sweat it out of her . john : the judge says if we did n't find anything tonight , we had to step back for awhile . blair : yeah , like that 's really going to happen . john : well , we 're going to have to make todd believe that 's what we 're doing , and then hit him when he 's not looking . blair : you sure that todd is hiding something ? john : yeah , i am . blair : well , you know , maybe todd 's just playing with us . he did n't even mention another woman until he just assumed that we were together , you know ? john : she 's real . blair : okay , fine . i just -- i want to stop thinking about todd . you know . [ sighs ] blair : i know i still have his rings on . i should have take them off the day that i kicked him out . i do n't know why i still have them on . john : you got two great kids with the guy . blair : yeah , i do . i think i just kept hanging on , thinking that he was going to change , and he never did and things just got worse . but here we are , talking about todd again , and that 's why i do n't want to talk about him . john : it 's not easy letting go . blair : yeah , but hanging on will suck the life out of you , too . okay , i think it 's time that i took these off for good , do n't you ? john : if that 's what you want . blair : it 's what i want . [ scene_break ] gigi : you really think i did n't tell you you were shane 's dad because i did n't think you were good enough ? rex : i 'm not thinking it 's anything else . gigi : i loved you . i always have . but by the time i found out i was pregnant , you were gone . you did n't even tell me good - bye . do you have any idea how i felt ? i was lost , rex . rex : not too lost to pick right up with brody . gigi : what was i supposed to do ? i was seventeen and pregnant and i had no clue where you were . and i met a nice guy who wanted to marry me , and be a father to a baby that was n't even his . rex : but even after you thought brody had died , you still told shane that brody was his father . not me . gigi : i did n't think i would ever see you again . i could n't believe it when you walked back into my life ten years later . rex : yeah , and you still did n't tell me . gigi : what was i supposed to say ? oh , rex , you look great . oh , by the way , you 're my baby daddy . rex : i do n't know , but i do know that day was months ago . gigi : rex , wait , please . listen , i tried to tell you so many times . i even got it out once . rex : oh , sure , right . yeah , when was that ? gigi : when we were working together in your place , but you had headphones on , and i did n't know . and then adrianna walked in , just like she did every other time i almost told you . i was going to tell you at your wedding , even . and then brody walked in and came back from the dead . rex : okay , that was then . what about all the days after that ? gigi : i was n't going to be the thing that ruined your marriage . if i had told you after that it would have seemed like i was trying to use my son to get you back , and i was n't going to do that to him . rex : i asked you , gigi , point blank , was he my son . you said no . you lied right to my face . why ? gigi : maybe i needed to know if you loved me first . did you ever think about that ? rex : but you know the answer to that now , gigi . gigi : i was n't dreaming when i heard you say you love me ? rex : well , if that 's what it was , we both had the same dream . gigi : maybe it was just knowing , finally , that you were leaving again -- but this time i knew you loved me , so i had to tell you that if you came back to me , you would be coming back to your son , too . rex : my son -- we have a son together . i still ca n't believe it . gigi : i know -- i should have told you . i mean , you had a right to know . rex : and so did shane . gigi : yeah , yeah . god -- oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm so , so , so sorry . rex : i may not be the hero that he thinks brody is , but i 'm still his father . gigi : i never should have lied to him . i know that , but i did , and now it 's like -- i just -- i do n't know how to get out of it . do you hate me ? rex : no . i just -- i just wish we could get back all that time , somehow . gigi : what , like time travel ? look , i guess -- yeah , i guess if we went back in time , we still could n't change it . i 'll always be the woman that lied to you about your son . rex : and i 'll always be the guy who left you before you could tell him the truth . gigi : so -- what do we do now ? [ scene_break ] todd : so , why do n't i have my guy come down and carry you back up to your room ? we 'll have janet take care of you . i 'm sorry about all -- marty : no , i know you 're just doing it for me . tess : unbelievable . todd : what 's that ? tess : uh -- it 's just -- marty is so trusting , and , you know , she does n't remember a damn thing about you . marty : well , i do n't know what you 're getting at , but i have no reason not to trust todd . tess : yeah , i 'm getting that now . todd : why do n't i walk you to your car ? tess : yeah -- well , marty , it was really great to see you , and i can hardly wait to see you again , and you and i can talk about old times , okay ? okay . todd : let 's go . todd : be right back -- sorry . [ door slams ] todd : had your little fun for the night ? tess : you are a sick bastard , todd . i mean really , you make me look like the poster child for mental health . now i know why you do n't want your sister tina here , because you 're playing house with a woman you raped , and she does n't even know that 's who you are . [ scene_break ] sarah : you think that maid and butler are going to be okay ? cristian : they did n't seem too unhappy to be locked up together naked . sarah : guess they 'll be busy for awhile . cristian : time to make our move . [ scene_break ] jonas : hesser . hesser ! carlo : your highness -- is n't it time to retire -- to the royal bedchamber ? jonas : yeah , well , why do n't you tell that to your foul - mouthed , uptight daughter ? carlo : do not ever demean my daughter . jonas : why not ? she demeans the monarchy . carlo : then perhaps you have n't found the proper aphrodisiac . jonas : let me tell you something . i have done everything i possibly can . i have flattered , i have begged , i have cajoled . i have even threatened her , but she does n't seem to fear me . the only person she seems to fear is you . so if you want your daughter to be queen , then you do something . carlo : [ chuckles ] i will . jonas : you 're laughing . carlo : uh - huh , if only to keep the good people of mendorra from learning how spineless their future king is , hmm ? jonas : you know -- jonas : what are you looking at ? sarah : okay , when do we do this ? cristian : looks like it 's now or never . i just hope antonio found talia already . [ scene_break ] talia : i ca n't believe you got all of you guys in here . this place is like a fortress . i 've been casing the place ever since the wedding night . do n't worry ; i did n't let that pig touch me . antonio : good . talia : but , uh -- he is like the horniest prince in the entire world . i do n't know how much longer i could have fought him off . antonio : well , he did n't look too good when he was leaving . talia : oh , i 'm so glad you 're here -- i missed you . how 's jamie ? antonio : she 's fine . talia : yeah ? antonio : yeah . i was miserable , though . but that 's all over now . we 're going to get you out of here . talia : if my father finds you here , he 'll kill you . [ knock at door ] carlo 's voice : talia , open the door . talia : what ? carlo : i understand you 've upset jonas -- again . oh , and you seem to be missing a guard or two . talia : [ sighs ] that 's really not my problem . carlo : we had an agreement . your friends go free -- and you promised to marry and become jonas 's bride , in every sense of the word . talia : all right , well -- the rules have changed . carlo : then perhaps i do n't have to keep my end of the bargain , either . talia : even if you did kill antonio , you could n't kill my love for him . carlo : oh , talia . all the more reason to take him out , and the rest of his family . they may be in llanview , but trust me , it 's closer than you think . [ scene_break ] john : you know , you probably do n't want to leave these here , though . probably end up in the evidence room . blair : who cares ? john : i think you might . blair : it 's just jewelry . okay . okay , okay , okay -- one obsession down . one to go . john : what ? blair : huh ? i thought the judge told you that , you know , if you did n't find anything at todd 's , you were supposed to , like , back off ? what 's that ? john : this ? blair : yeah , that -- that big file right there . what is that , john ? hmm ? john : this is just some information i had gathered on the woman that todd -- might be keeping up at his house . blair : well , it seems to me that this woman does n't really want to be found . who knows ? there just might be a woman out there that you do n't have to save . blair : oh , leave it -- do n't read that ! do n't -- do n't -- do n't read that . john : why not ? blair : because it 's -- it 's really stupid . it 's stupid . i was leaving you a note -- i told you i was trying to be sexy . john : you were leaving me a note ? blair : yeah , it 's -- john , do n't . it 's so lame , really , it 's -- john : why not ? blair : oh , i 'm going to be mortified ! [ laughing ] come on . oh . john : you know , even when you 're mortified , you 're pretty sexy . [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm not playing house , i 'm taking care of marty . tess : oh , by not telling her what you did to her ? todd : are you going to shut up about that ? tess : yeah , because you would n't want her to find out that her knight in shining armor held her down and raped her . todd : no , i would n't . tess : yeah . todd : she would n't want to hear it . that would set her back significantly . tess : [ laughs ] set her back . wow , that 's great . so you 're keeping her prisoner here , and she 's at your mercy . you 're not telling her that she was raped . this is great . todd : she knows she was raped . she does n't know i raped her , but -- tess : how does she know that ? todd : because i told her . tess : you told her , really ? was that fun for you , todd ? todd : what about you ? tess : what about me ? todd : trouncing around as jessica . how long you been at that ? tess : guess . todd : since nash died . tess : yeah , since nash . jessica does n't do bad times , and that was the worst , so she checked out . todd : mm - hmm . and how long do you think you 'll be able to get away with it ? tess : how long do you think you 're going to be able to keep marty prisoner in there ? you know , she 's going to get better , and she 's not stupid , so then what ? todd : you wo n't be able to get away with it . you 're going to be in a padded cell pretty soon , and someone else will be raising your kids . tess : not if you keep a sock in it , todd . look , you saw how i covered for you with john , with the whole , `` aw , baby . `` todd : and actually i 'm supposed to pretend you did n't show up again . tess : yeah , you are . otherwise , i 'll tell everybody in the english - speaking world that marty saybrooke is alive and well -- and here with you . [ scene_break ] rex : what do we do now ? we go home . home . boy , does that sound great . gigi : uh -- i need to know something first . gigi : when you told me you loved me , it was before you knew about shane and how i lied to you . do you -- do you still love me ? rex : do i still love you ? morasco , it was always you . gigi : i 'm so sorry , rex . rex : i 'm sorry , too . [ scene_break ] bitterman : i 'm terribly sorry that his royal highness is doing without . jonas : where 's the maid ? where 's the butler ? bitterman : is there something your highness would like ? jonas : yeah , bitterman , i want some cake . is it too much to ask for -- some cake ? bitterman : i will get your highness some cake . though perhaps a cold shower would be more effective . [ footsteps ] jonas : ah , well -- there you are . it 's about time you showed up . where have you been , hmm ? sarah : word has it you 're having some trouble getting love . jonas : what are you doing here ? wait a minute -- you 're not supposed to be -- cristian : hey , jonas . jonas : huh -- ugh ! cristian : one down . [ scene_break ] carlo : you 're making a grave mistake , mr. vega . mm - hmm -- and you 're putting yourself and everyone you care about at great risk . antonio : i do n't think so . carlo : i can assure you -- ah ! antonio : wow . talia : i think that vase was like , two million euro . antonio : well , it was money well spent . [ scene_break ] john : what 's this part here about christening the -- blair : you would n't do it , anyway . john : maybe if it was my office , but , you know , this is bo 's . blair : i told you it was -- bad idea -- bad , bad idea . john : hmm . so then i guess you would n't be interested if i told you that my brother is working the late shift at the hospital tonight . blair : why did n't you say that the minute you walked in the door ? i 'm following you . [ blair laughs ] blair : thank you . [ scene_break ] tess : now , i do n't know much about chess , but is n't this what they call a stalemate ? todd : i 'm not playing games here . tess : well , you 're going to have to . otherwise , i 'll blow the whistle on your little living arrangement with marty . okay ? todd : you do that , and you 'll end up in a straitjacket , tess . tess : do we have a deal ? todd : yeah . just get out . tess : you just make sure you do n't tell anybody about your little nickname for me , okay ? or i 'll take you down with me . [ scene_break ] loudspeaker : final boarding call for the bus to fort bliss , el paso . loudspeaker : last call -- fort bliss , el paso . loudspeaker : last call -- fort bliss , el paso . bus driver : you 're good to go , son . young bo : yes , sir -- i am .
in 1968 when it looks like rex ( as bo ) is going to get shipped off to war and gigi knows she can not lose him and be stuck in the time warp , she reveals to him that he is shane 's father . at that point , they both get sent back to the present . he demands to know why she has lied not only to him but to shane for all these years . she tells him she believed she had no choice since he abandoned her and she never thought she 'd see him again . tess walks through todd 's home and finds marty . at that point , she knows that todd would not dare reveal her secret with what she now knows . antonio , cristian and sarah go to mendorra and find talia .
gigi : how was your shower ? rex : would have been better if you had joined me . gigi : well , maybe you need another shower . maybe you missed a few spots . rex : i do n't have to check in with uv and i turned off my phone . gigi : what if shane calls ? rex : shane from baseball practice ? are you kidding ? gigi : or stacy ? [ rex sighs ] gigi : if she decides there 's anything wrong with her or the baby , she 's gon na be calling you , not me . [ scene_break ] kim : that was fast . usually with butterfly 7 , things take a little longer . stacy : yeah . not this time . kim : what do you think ? do you like this one or too orangey ? stacy : i really do n't know . kim : so , tell kim everything . stacy : there 's nothing to tell . kim : was n't as good as you remembered it , was it ? never is . but who cares ? as long as it gets you rex . stacy : that 's the thing . it did n't . kim : what are you talking about ? sex equals baby , and baby equals rex . stacy : there is no baby . kim : you ca n't know that already . stacy : yes , i can . there 's no baby because there was n't any sex . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] langston : hi . i 'm langston . i 'm looking for markko . he 's been working the camera for david vickers ' new reality show . rachel : believe me , i know . langston : well , is he around ? rachel : you might actually want to check the hospital . the last i heard , he was running out of here dodging bullets . [ scene_break ] markko : hey , boss . ford : not now . i 'm thinking . markko : it 's just that -- ford : what ? markko : is there any chance we 'll be getting paid soon ? ford : you 'll get your money ... i hope . markko : priscilla and i have been talking -- priscilla : we know that david 's already blown the show 's budget . ford : hey , we 'll make it all back . markko : even if there 's no show ? ford : and why would n't there be a show ? priscilla : uh , we 're living in a stable . markko : we want our money . david : people , people , people ! shame on you . have you never heard of suffering for your art ? markko : i 've suffered enough . it 's 110 degrees and i 'm standing in horse manure . david : look , i know things look bad , but that 's why we have to pull together . ford : wait . why is that , exactly ? david : because we 're a family . no , we 're more than a family . we are a television show about a family . we ca n't let something like horse manure come between us . now , let 's hug it out . who wants to hug me first ? [ scene_break ] layla : i was talking to this guy in the gym . we were just talking . i do n't even know him . but what he said ... i think oliver used to be involved with kyle lewis . you know something , do n't you ? chris , please tell me . cristian : look , i do n't know if i know anything . i thought i did . i know , i 'm confused myself . layla : cristian , please , come on . whatever it is , just tell me . cristian : i do n't know . all right , look , why do n't you tell me what you heard first and then we can figure this whole thing out ? layla : i met this guy that dated kyle . cristian : and what did he say ? layla : that kyle 's boyfriend in college was a closet case . cristian : that 's all ? layla : the closet case is now dating a woman and he 's a cop . do you think this cop could be fish ? [ scene_break ] keeton : mcbain knows there 's a mole in the p.d . , but he does n't know it 's me , or that you 're the one running things . oliver : who do you think he 's talking to ? john : we 're about to find out . keeton : he also knows we 're getting a package today and when and where . mayor lowell : oh , he does , does he ? quite the detective , that mcbain . oliver : is that the mayor ? [ scene_break ] cristian : probably more than just because kyle layla : i 'm crazy , right ? just because kyle 's ex is a cop does n't mean he 's oliver . cristian : no , it does n't . layla : there 's a ton of cops at the l.p.d . who knows how many are gay ? cristian : probably more than you think . layla : and so what if oliver knew kyle in college ? that does n't mean he 's the one oliver had a messed - up relationship with . cristian : oliver said he had a messed - up relationship ? layla : but i told him our pasts did n't matter , and when i asked him if he was gay , he got all upset that i even asked him something like that . cristian : he did ? layla : so ... what do you know ? cristian : i do n't think oliver was telling you the truth . layla : you think that relationship was with a guy ? cristian : and i 'm pretty sure it 's not just in the past . it 's in the now , too . [ scene_break ] oliver : i do n't believe this . is keeton really talking to -- mayor lowell : what else have you got ? keeton : mcbain 's busting the drop . mayor lowell : i figured he would . what 's the plan of attack ? keeton : he would n't give it up . just told us to be ready to roll . mayor lowell : that 's all ? keeton : he plays things pretty close to the vest . mayor lowell : then you need to convince him to take you into his confidence . i need to be apprised of every move john mcbain makes . it 's the only way this operation will succeed . oliver : that 's mayor lowell keeton 's talking to , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] langston : why do n't you come in ? man : we 'll be back to pay you later . langston : great . thanks . markko said something on the phone about mr. buchanan and a gun . rachel : you know what ? actually i was n't even here . langston : but i just thought he was being dramatic . rachel : i 'm sure he was . langston : it does n't look like it . rachel : trust me , if blood had been spilled , i would have heard about it . langston : but this whole thing was my idea . i mean , if something happens to him , it 's my fault . matthew : are you guys talking about markko ? rachel : yeah . do you know where he is ? matthew : uh , i might have an idea . rachel : well , tell langston . she 's worried about him . matthew : markko 's fine . langston : okay . well , where is he ? matthew : first you have to swear not to give his location away to anyone . [ scene_break ] ford : i ca n't work like this , david . markko : i need to eat something besides oats . david : i apologize about the accommodations . i realize there 's not a craft service table , but think of it this way . it did n't come out of the budget . ford : yeah , what 's left of it . david : i promised you a very generous salary . ford : yeah , and then you went and spent it on your brother 's legal bills . david : and if i did n't do that , we would n't have a place to stay . now see how it all works out ? ford : we have no money , no story , no cast , no bathrooms . david : yes , but look what we do have . ford : oh , um , buckets , horseflies , hay . david : atmosphere . ford : you ca n't make a show out of atmosphere , david , believe me . i 've tried . david : well , what do you want me to do ? you 're the producer . i 'm just the talent . ford : okay , solve one of these problems , any one , or i go . priscilla : so do i . markko : me , too . [ scene_break ] kim : wait . wait a minute . you and schuyler did not have sex ? stacy : nope . kim : but butterfly 7 ... stacy : did n't work . kim : you used it right , did n't you ? stacy : oh , come on . i know how to mix a drink . kim : maybe schuy did n't drink enough . stacy : he downed the whole thing . kim : then he should n't have been able to keep his hands off you . stacy : he could n't for the first few minutes . it was like 2006 all over again . he actually wanted me . kim : then why did n't he sleep with you ? stacy : because he figured out i was n't gigi . [ scene_break ] gigi : miss any calls ? rex : not from stacy . so , how about you go take that shower ? gigi : way to ruin the mood , geeg . rex : nothing 's ruined . gigi : i 'm sorry . i 'm really trying not to think about her , really i am . rex : you do not need to be sorry for not wanting this child in our lives . i get it . gigi : it 's just ... if there was a problem , i know that you 'd want to be there and she 'd want you to be there , too . i mean , she 's gon na use this baby against us every chance she gets . rex : maybe . but right now , i 'm with you . and you 're the only person i want to think about . gigi : ditto . rex : so let 's see how long we can go without mentioning `` her . `` gigi : who ? [ scene_break ] stacy : schuyler passed up a night with me , no strings attached , only because i 'm not gigi . kim : i do n't get it . does she know some trick ? i mean , she must be doing something . stacy : that 's it . she 's not . she 's always had everybody 's attention : my parents , boys , you name it . kim : what 's so special about her ? stacy : oh , i 'd like to know the same thing . she 's just a big - mouth waitress with a bratty little kid and she always gets what i want . kim : do n't worry . gigi will get what 's coming to her . stacy : how do you know that ? kim : you forget everything you learned in vegas ? everyone 's lucky streak has to end sometime . stacy : yeah , mine sure has . i ca n't even get myself pregnant . kim : we just need a plan `` b. `` stacy : that 's the thing , kimmy . there is no plan `` b. `` schuyler was my last hope . it 's over . i lose . [ scene_break ] langston : so david and his camera crew are hiding out in the stables ? matthew : great idea , right ? langston : if you do n't like indoor plumbing . matthew : it 's just temporary . i 'll find something new for them . langston : and you really think no one will find them ? matthew : i do n't see why they would . we do n't have any horses right now , and plus david and his crew are trying to keep a low profile . langston : how well do you know your older brother ? rachel : did you guys figure out where markko is ? matthew : are n't you hot ? rachel : i 'm quite comfortable , thank you . matthew : well , what 's in the bag ? rachel : i have to get work done and my office is a mess . can you tell nigel i do n't want to be disturbed by anyone ? matthew : okay . what , are you working on what you 're going to say when you testify for my case ? rachel : what i say is my business . langston : well , thanks for your help . matthew : yeah , sure . greg : oh , hi . i 'm looking for matthew . langston : oh , right over there . greg : thanks . matthew , hey . matthew : what 's up ? greg : yeah , i heard what happened in court . sounds like your family 's lawyer gave you the real going - over . matthew : yeah , i 'm okay . greg : well , figured it would n't hurt to make a house call . like , rachel 's not around , is she ? matthew : why ? greg : well , it 's probably best for both of us if we keep our distance from one another . matthew : uh , could you hold on a minute ? greg : yeah . everything okay ? matthew : yeah , i just , uh , i just got to do something . you could wait in the living room if you want . [ scene_break ] david : you all would n't abandon me here , would you ? ford : for air - conditioning ? in a llanview minute . [ phone rings ] david : hold that thought . david vickers - buchanan productions . david vickers- buchanan speaking . matthew : get up here now . bring the crew . david : what 's going down ? matthew : something good . david : we got a live one , folks . ford : well , what are you waiting for , dude ? get out there and get it . david : without my producer ? ford : i have to stay here and work on story ideas . david : ford , i would like to take this opportunity to thank you for trusting me with your vision . ford : whatever . just do n't come back without something usable . david : markko ! prissy ! priscilla : i told you not to call me that . david : grab your gear . it 's time to make magic , people . [ scene_break ] oliver : what are you waiting for ? we could bust the mayor right now . keeton : how do you suggest i get on mcbain 's good side ? i do n't even know if he has a good side . mayor lowell : mcbain values loyalty . you follow that fool 's orders like a good soldier and keep me updated . keeton : what do you do ? mayor lowell : good - bye , officer . oliver : all right . i got keeton 's location . john : let me see . oliver : right over there by the waterfront . john : yeah ? it 's by lowell 's campaign headquarters . mayor lowell : the delivery that was scheduled for today . cancel it . i do n't care how much it costs us . there 's going to be a raid . my source in the department . no . we 'll reschedule . it is not going to be a problem . we will always be one step ahead of john mcbain . oliver : you really do n't want to move in on lowell ? john : not yet . oliver : but we got him dead to rights . john : we got us something better than that . oliver : what ? john : lowell says i act before i think ? i 'm not going to prove him wrong . [ scene_break ] cristian : maybe you should talk to fish about this . layla : cris ? cristian : layla , this has nothing to do with me . layla : do you care about me ? cristian : what ? layla : are we really friends ? cristian : yes , of course we are . layla : do you know something about oliver and kyle you 're not telling me ? cristian : yes . layla : then , please , be my friend . tell me what you know . cristian : i saw kyle and oliver together . they were kissing . [ scene_break ] gigi : balsom , what do you want to do for dinner ? i have n't had a chance to go to the store . so unless you want shane food ... rex : it 's already taken care of . gigi : you found the chicken nuggets ? rex : i ordered from the palace . gigi : uh , ahem . can we afford that ? rex : well , they take plastic , do n't they ? it 'll be here any minute . gigi : is n't it a little early ? rex : well , i do n't know about you , but i kind of worked up an appetite . gigi : mmm . rex : money is no object . this is all on blair cramer . gigi : remind me to thank her . rex : nope . tonight we do n't think about anyone else , anything else . no worries , no problems . tonight is just you and me . gigi : i like the sound of that . rex : this is our night off from our lives . [ scene_break ] kim : all right , all right . nobody 's lost anything yet . let 's not get crazy . stacy : okay , i stop ovulating soon . there 's nothing i can do . kim : is that what you said when stan kicked us out of the diamond room ? stacy : oh , and he put those bitches leah and laura dean on instead of us ? kim : you snuck us in . we made twice their tips in half the time . stacy : i forgot about that . kim : see ? i know you better than you know yourself . you 've never lost anything you wanted to hang on to , so unless you 're saying you do n't want rex -- stacy : no , no , no . i do want rex . kim : that 's the stacy morasco i know and love . now , what are our options ? you said a sperm bank 's out . stacy : it 's too expensive , and if somebody were to see me and rat me out , that would n't be good . kim : right , right . let 's keep it simple . why do n't we just find another guy ? stacy : no , there 's not enough time . kim : and if we wait another month , rex will know it 's not his . what if we hire someone ? stacy : you are not serious . kim : we 'll check him out first . stacy : no . there 's only one thing left i can do . kim : what ? stacy : tell rex the truth . [ scene_break ] layla : you saw oliver and kyle kissing ? you sure ? cristian : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm sure . layla : they were n't just , like , horsing around ? cristian : no . no , they were into it . layla : i do n't feel very good . cristian : i 'm sorry , layla . i 'm so sorry . layla : when did you see them ? cristian : a few days ago . layla : when were you going to tell me ? were you ever going to tell me ? cristian : i did n't know what to do . layla : when you saw my boyfriend kissing another guy ? cristian : i was n't sure until now . layla : you just said -- cristian : yes , yes , it was a kiss , but fish pushed kyle away . layla : he did ? cristian : yeah , and he said he was n't gay , that what happened in college did n't mean anything , that kyle was the one who wanted it . layla : what ? cristian : but it looked to me like fish wanted it , too . [ scene_break ] oliver : so how long do we let lowell run this poison into our city ? john : just calm down . oliver : well , you said that he 's blaming the whole drug problem on us . john : ca n't arrest lowell yet . oliver : but we heard him talking to keeton about the raid . john : he can say he was being advised of department action against a drug trafficking operation . oliver : but we heard him . he 's already warning people off of it , and the shipment wo n't go down . john : today it wo n't . oliver : so then what ? i guess we call off the raid ? john : oh , no . that goes off as planned . oliver : why ? it 's pointless . john : it 'll come up empty . it 'll be far from pointless . [ scene_break ] rachel : level ten , here i come . [ music playing faintly ] david : matthew , i thought you said there was drama . matthew : inside . david : it does n't sound dramatic . matthew : oh , it will . rachel : oh ! greg : ha ha ha ha ! bravo , bravo . rachel : what are you doing here ? greg : matthew told me to wait for him here . rachel : oh , that little -- i , uh , i specifically told him that i did n't want to be disturbed . greg : you 're not embarrassed , are you ? rachel : why would i be embarrassed ? i 'm just working out . greg : oh , you were doing a lot more than that . you were -- rachel : what , dancing ? greg : like nobody was watching . rachel : only somebody was . greg : hey , i did n't want to interrupt you . rachel : you act as if you 've never seen anybody exercise before . greg : not like that . that was definitely a rachel that i have n't seen . rachel : and you never will again . greg : too bad . i could have given you some pointers . rachel : you know what ? i know what you 're doing . greg : what ? what am i doing ? rachel : goading me . greg : now , we both know that would n't work . i could never get a reaction out of you . you 're way too in control . rachel : you and me , right now . first to level ten wins . greg : it 's on . [ scene_break ] david : david joins the circus . ah . david goes amish . it 's all been done . snake handler david . [ sighs ] it 's too hot to think . langston : markko ? you in here ? [ scene_break ] layla : and all this time i was worried about oliver cheating on me with stacy morasco . cristian : well , you knew something was wrong . layla : i did n't know he was cheating on me with a guy . what an idiot i was . cristian : look , we do n't know for sure that fish is gay . layla : you just told me you saw him kissing kyle lewis . cristian : well , maybe he was telling the truth . maybe kyle did come on to him . layla : are you actually defending him now ? cristian : no , i 'm just saying we do n't know all the facts . layla : what else do we need to know , except that my boyfriend 's gay ? cristian : you asked him flat - out if he was gay . he denied it . layla : he 's worried about what they think about him at the police department . he got me that job and then told everyone we were dating even though i wanted to keep it quiet . all i am to him is his beard ! cristian : you do n't know that . layla : i would have if you 'd told me you caught him kissing a guy . cristian : look , i 'm sorry i let it go on for this long . i would n't have , but -- layla : you did n't know what to think . cristian : no , not just that . layla : what else ? cristian : well , when you hooked up with fish , you just seemed really happy . i did n't think i should get in the way of that . layla : it 's okay . i do n't blame you . cristian : you do n't ? layla : i 've given you a hard enough time for butting into my life . i just wish this once , you 'd ignored me . cristian : whoa , whoa . where are you going ? layla : to find out what mr . fish has to say for himself . [ scene_break ] keeton : sorry i 'm late , detective . the wife called , said it was an emergency . turned out the bathroom floor was just flooded . john : suit up for the raid . i need everyone at their best today . the mayor expects us to deliver . [ scene_break ] gigi : why did n't i know the palace delivered ? rex : because shane only eats things breaded or on sticks . you know , i was thinking we really did n't have the greatest summer . gigi : the summer always sucks slightly less than the spring did . rex : if we had n't spent most of the time at each other 's throats or -- gigi : or pretending to be at each other 's throats . rex : i just feel like we missed out on all the fun stuff families are supposed to do . gigi : there 's an inflatable pool somewhere in the garage . rex : i was thinking more like a vacation . you know , when shane was sick , we did promise him that trip to disney world . gigi : that seems so long ago . rex : i guarantee you he remembers . gigi : wait , so you want to go now ? rex : why not ? gigi : i hate to break it to you , but we ca n't all be international men of mystery . some of us have to work for a living . rex : you do n't think mcbain will give me a few days off ? okay , we can fly down there this weekend , we can blow all of blair 's cash , and be back before the first day of school . gigi : why not ? rex : did you just say why not ? gigi : yeah . deb is always asking for more hours . oh , my goodness ! we can leave tomorrow ! rex : uh , no , i ca n't leave tomorrow . i have a doctor 's appointment . gigi : you do ? rex : well , it 's not for me . it 's for -- [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] kim : do you know what 'll happen if you tell rex the truth ? stacy : i 'll lose him for good . kim : so keep fighting . stacy : i ca n't . kim : oh , you 'll fight for the diamond room , but you wo n't fight for rex ? stacy : the diamond room was n't this impossible . kim : nothing 's impossible if it makes you as happy as rex does . stacy : that time we were together ... was the best time of my life . kim : you can have it again . we just need to do what 'll work . stacy : i 'm too tired , kimmy . i ca n't do it . ever since i 've been here , all i 've done is lie , and then i have to tell , like , 10 more lies just to cover that up . and i 'm always scared that somebody 's going to find me out . kim : that 's why you 're tired ? stacy : when i was pregnant with rex 's baby , i did n't have to lie . it was real . now the baby 's gone . so 's my chance of ever getting back with rex . kim : this ca n't be what you really want . stacy : never got what i wanted . do n't know why i 'd start now . [ scene_break ] ford : could you hand me my -- the shirt ? the shirt . langston : oh . i 'm sorry . um , i did n't expect to see people washing in here . ford : oh , you know , desperate times and all that . langston : i 'm getting that . ford : you 're , um -- langston : langston . markko 's girlfriend langston . ford : i thought you were his manager , right ? langston : he gets two for one . ford : well , markko 's not in at the moment , but he 'll be back . you 're welcome to make yourself at home . if you do n't mind the smell of horse manure . langston : you do n't mind it ? ford : i do n't have a choice . that 's what happens when you throw in with david vickers . langston : but i bet you 're still getting good footage of the buchanans . ford : you know , it 's funny , because the show 's supposed to be about him and his wacky family , but they do n't want anything to do with him . langston : well , why not make the show just about david ? ford : would you watch a show just about david ? langston : well , i do n't know . maybe it could be about something else . ford : like what ? langston : oh , no , i did n't mean that i -- ford : oh , no , no . it 's all right . this is a collaborative process . if you 've got an idea , bring it on . langston : maybe it could be a love story ? [ scene_break ] [ dance music playing ] rachel : you ready to quit , sucker ? greg : not even close . rachel : might as well give up . there is no way you could win . greg : oh , yeah ? rachel : oh ! [ shouting indistinctly ] david : what 's going on ? rachel . on the floor with your lover 's brother ? are you pulling a nora ? [ scene_break ] ford : so you think the show should be a love story , huh ? langston : it 's just an idea . ford : no , no , it 's better than david the snake handler . what made you think of it ? langston : i had to write a musical for school a few years ago and it was about 2 people who were broken up finding their way back to each other . ford : you know , david 's ex - wife is already a no - go . langston : it was also about 2 people who could n't stand each other falling in love . that could work . ford : there does n't seem to be much of a shortage of people who ca n't stand david . who are we kidding ? who would fall for him ? langston : well , maybe that 's the show . ford : `` everybody hates david `` ? langston : at first , maybe , but then they grow to like him . kind of like eliza doolittle . ford : ha . i see the resemblance . langston : you spend the show transforming him into someone his new family can love . ford : and in the end ... langston : there 's already somebody who wants him just the way he is . ford : not a bad idea , markko 's girlfriend langston . [ scene_break ] rachel : matthew , get back in here . david : rachel , i am shocked . shocked . rachel : matthew let you in here , did n't he ? david : markko , go long . single me , behind the couple . rachel : where did matthew go ? i am gon na kill him . david : rachel , one brother was n't enough ? you had to have them both ? rachel : if you do n't get the hell out of here -- greg : who is this guy ? david : oh , come on . you do n't recognize me ? greg : what ? david : perhaps you 've seen some of my work for the good folks at have - a - seat . greg : what are you doing here ? rachel : he is my brother 's ... brother . david : which makes you sort of my sister . rachel : no , it does n't . david : i 've always wanted a sister . rachel : do n't . greg : is he for real ? david : oh , this is reality , baby . it does n't get any more real than this . rachel : david , get out ! and take your camera crew with you . david : the two of you have been caught in the act , cheating on my best friend shaun . perhaps you 'd like to beg forgiveness from the american public . greg : you want me to toss him out of here ? rachel : that wo n't be necessary . markko , your girlfriend 's looking for you . markko : you ca n't afford to pay me overtime , anyway . david : you just cost me my cameraman . rachel : i am gon na cost you your life if you do n't get your ass out of here . david : look , this is perfect , rachel . i need a new angle for my show . two brothers locked in battle over the same woman . rachel : there is no battle . i am in a relationship with shaun . david : we 'll write around that . rachel : you know what ? i was wrong . tossing him out is necessary . david : oh -- hey -- what— [ scene_break ] cristian : you ca n't go see fish . layla : why not ? cristian : is n't he working ? layla : so what ? cristian : do you really want to bust into where you both work and start yelling about how he 's gay ? layla : i do n't know . cristian : yes , you do . it would n't help anyone . layla : it 'd make me feel better . cristian : yeah , for now , but then you 'd be sorry . layla : what am i supposed to do ? cristian : wait till he 's off duty . layla : i ca n't wait another minute . i want the truth . [ scene_break ] keeton : you got a bad tip . it happens . not your fault there were n't any drugs at the docks . john : yeah , well , the mayor might not think so . keeton : the mayor does n't know everything that goes on in the p.d . john : well , he will when the `` sun `` reports a raid without any arrests , wo n't he ? oliver : come on . no one reads that rag . keeton : yeah , fish is right . you ca n't beat yourself up over one lousy tip . john : go on , get out of here . i 've got paperwork to fill out . oliver : so you do n't want to go after keeton ? get him to roll on the mayor ? john : we do n't have enough on him yet . oliver : come on . meeting with the mayor is n't enough ? john : he talks his way out of that and then he goes straight to lowell . oliver : all right , so we keep them thinking we 're clueless ? john : that 's why we had to move on today 's raid . oliver : so as far as the mayor knows , no one suspects him . john : but we know who we 're after now . and it 's time to take him down . [ scene_break ] gigi : guess we could n't avoid saying stacy 's name forever . rex : it 's worth a try . gigi : we did pretty well , actually . we lasted almost 2 hours . rex : almost ? gigi : an hour and 50 minutes . rex : want to see if we can make it to 2 hours ? gigi : we would just be kidding ourselves . rex : you 're right . stacy 's in our lives . gigi : and we need to start acting like it . [ scene_break ] kim : are you absolutely , positively sure you want to do this ? stacy : i do n't have a choice . kim : okay . well , we might as well look our best if we 're going into battle . stacy : you 're coming with me ? kim : who 's with you , baby ? stacy : no , kimmy . i do n't want to put you through that . kim : through what ? stacy : rex and gigi are going to tear me apart . kim : exactly . that 's why i 'm gon na be there . stacy : to protect me ? kim : damn right . you 're telling the truth . they should be grateful . stacy : i do n't think that they 'll see it that way . kim : then i 'll just have to change their point of view . i promise , no matter what happens tonight , everything will be okay . [ scene_break ] david : i think you 're making a big mistake . rachel : really ? i do n't . david : look , we do n't have an act 3 yet . rachel : you do n't have an act one or two , either . david : you mean you 're not gon na sign the release ? rachel : listen to me , david . you are gon na destroy every inch of that footage . david : [ gasps ] i ca n't go back to my producer with nothing . rachel : well , if you do n't , i 'm gon na tell my mother that you weaseled your way back in here . she 's just itching to file charges against you . david : here 's what we 'll do you two , make out on camera . we 'll leave . hey , come on . maybe just a little fleeting , tasteful nudity ? come on , give me something . priscilla : what now ? david : i guess i go back to my producer with nothing . greg : rematch ? [ scene_break ] ford : i like this love story . but it ca n't just be david . langston : you 're right . you need supporting characters . ford : to heighten the tension . explain david 's metamorphosis . langston : maybe not just explain it . ford : what do you mean ? langston : well , maybe the people around david could have their own love stories . ford : who could we get to be around david ? langston : you . i mean , because you 're already around him . and priscilla and markko . ford : and i would n't have to pay them extra . i like the way you think , m.g.l . langston : thanks . i think . ford : okay , so i 'm gon na be on camera , then that means we need to find me a love interest . langston : you do n't already have a love interest ? ford : i 'm afraid i 'm married to this show at the moment . i mean , unless you know somebody or ... langston : no , um , but i mean , it could n't be too hard . you just set up something like today . it 's hot out and you 're all ... like you are , and girl walks in , boom , love at first sight . ford : kind of like how you did . does that make you my love interest ? [ scene_break ] john : why do n't you go ahead and take off ? oliver : are you sure ? john : yeah . i 'll have more for you tomorrow . [ cell phone ringing ] oliver : hi , beautiful . layla : how late are you working ? oliver : actually , i just got cut loose . layla : i need to see you . oliver : okay . you want to meet up at home ? layla : perfect . oliver : is everything okay ? layla : we 'll talk about it at home . bye . cristian : i 'll steer clear of the apartment . layla : this could take a while . cristian : i 'll find something to do . unless you want me to be there . layla : i can confront my down - low boyfriend on my own . cristian : okay , well , call me if you need anything . i mean it . layla : thanks . [ scene_break ] [ telephone ringing ] john : mcbain . mayor lowell : i just got off the phone with one very angry union boss . john : mayor ? mayor lowell : he wants to know why you shut down his docks today . john : yeah , we raided a boat mayor lowell : i heard . carrying , what was it ? taiwanese denim ? john : we got a tip . mayor lowell : a tip . and did you get any results from this tip ? john : no . mayor lowell : so this was one big waste of taxpayers ' money . i want results , mcbain . john : that may take some time . mayor lowell : well , if you ca n't get them for me , i will replace you with someone who can . john : ask and ye shall receive . [ scene_break ] kim : you can still change your mind , you know . you do n't have to tell rex and gigi you lost the baby . stacy : no ... i 'm ready . look , i still think you should wait outside . kim : i 'm not letting you face them alone . we 're doing this together or not at all . stacy : [ sigh ] [ scene_break ] gigi : even if we do n't say stacy 's name , we ca n't pretend she does n't exist . rex : not even for one night . gigi : we have to figure out some way to deal with her or she 's gon na ruin us . because whether we like it or not , she 's pregnant with your child . [ doorbell rings ]
gigi and rex are solid again and agree that stacy will be in their lives so they must learn to deal with it . stacy returns to rex 's loft and tells kim that schuyler did not have sex with her so she is out of options . she can not get pregnant so she must tell rex that she miscarried . john mcbain and oliver fish listen to a bugged conversation between officer keaton and mayor lowell in which they discover that the mayor is behind the drug trafficking ring in llanview . they hear keaton telling the mayor that john knows about tonight 's delivery . john decides to go ahead with the raid anyway so that the mayor will not become suspicious . layla tells cristian that she thinks fish is gay and that he was involved with kyle . after she badgers him , cris admits that he saw lyle and oliver kissing . layla calls fish and tells him that she needs to talk to him at home after he gets off work . langston goes to the buchanan home looking for markko . matthew tells her he is in the stable where david and his crew are hiding . when langston goes to the stable , only ford is there ford is shirtless behind the stable cooling off by pouring water on hid head . langston stares at him until he notices her . he tells her that markko is not there , as he has gone with david and priscilla to get footage on rachel and greg . david captures rachel and greg on the floor in the buchanan living room and asks her about two brothers battling for her . she demands that he destroy the footage and kicks him out . langston and ford discuss options for david 's show . while they are discussing the love story angle , markko comes in and overhears ford asking langston if she would be his love interest in the show .
[ footsteps ] david : you . clint : salam wa aleikum , david . david : is that one of our family secret passwords ? clint : it 's arabic , meaning `` peace be upon you . `` learn it because there 's one thing that 's very scarce behind bars -- peace . have you noticed that ? [ scene_break ] dorian : `` dear dorian . i ca n't marry you . i realize now till death do us part does n't work for me . i ca n't be tied down . `` yada yada yada yada yada yada yada . `` i guarantee this hurts me more than it hurts you . lotsa love , david . `` hi , darling . i thought you 'd [ sniff ] gone . langston : you really think we 'd leave without you ? starr 's just calling to get a car . is there anything i can do in the meantime ? dorian : you can stop feeling sorry for me , for starters . i 'm sorry . well , maybe you could help me start packing my things up . langston : yeah . i mean , we do n't have to go right away if you want to wait in case ... dorian : in case david comes bursting through the door and sweeps me up in his arms ? dream on . that train has left . he 's a man . he 's just another man , a wretched man who has failed a cramer woman . [ scene_break ] starr : okay , great . thanks . we 'll see you soon . [ scene_break ] john : the two cabanas that blair and eli were in have been sealed off . as you know , we did n't see any sign of a struggle . natalie : well , that does n't mean there was n't one . john : exactly . we 're assuming blair went willingly , but if she did n't , we need to find that out . brody , obviously we 're looking for any indication of where eli may have taken her . brody : we 're on it . john : thanks . natalie : hi . marty : hi , natalie . how are you ? natalie : um , just -- i 'm leaving . brody and i have an assignment , but great to see you . john : thanks for coming down . [ scene_break ] brody : well , things seem pretty good between you and marty . natalie : you think ? brody : yeah . natalie : i do n't know , brody . you might want to rethink the whole detective thing . [ scene_break ] marty : um , on the phone you said there was a new development on my case . john : hannah o'connor was n't your attacker . marty : well , how -- how do you know ? john : we have a source with new information . marty : who ? john : robert ford . [ scene_break ] ford : how did you get in here ? jessica : trade secret . ford : yeah , well , this day 's been bad enough without finding you at the end of the rainbow . go home . jessica : forget it . there 's something i need to know , and i 'm not leaving here until you tell me . [ scene_break ] starr : you should n't be here . james : i came to say good - bye to langston . starr : well , she 's in there with her mom . and after the non - wedding today , i think it 's safe to say this is not a guy - friendly zone right now . langston : hi . james : i just came to say thank you . langston : really ? james : well , i 'm sorry about how things turned out , but i 'm not sorry that you invited me , so maybe we could do this again sometime ? langston : uh , okay . james : okay ? langston : yeah . james : okay . all right . good night . langston : good night . dorian : is anyone lurking out there ? starr : you mean , like reporters ? dorian : starr , honey , i mean is anyone lurking ? starr : no . no one 's here . it 's just us . langston : us against the world . [ scene_break ] david : this is incredible . how can i ever thank you , uncle clint ? clint : for what ? david : for showing up . any minute , this place was gon na go `` midnight express `` on me . clint : `` midnight express . `` david : yeah , the movie . you know . remember that scene where the warden tries -- clint : yeah , i know , david . but in the movie , there was this big escape . in here , my friend , there 's no such thing . [ scene_break ] brody : how 's it looking in here ? natalie : nothing much that indicates the use of force and no signs of blair . lights , please . brody : gon na be a long night , you think ? natalie : why ? you got somewhere to be ? brody : i just wanted to check in with jessica . she went to the o.b . today . natalie : yeah , i know . i saw her when i had my appointment . brody : everything okay ? natalie : yes , and , brody , you do n't need to worry , remember ? it 's not your baby . brody : i know , but -- natalie : seriously . where it said `` father , `` i put down john mcbain 's name , and as far as i 'm concerned and everyone else is concerned , john is my baby 's father . [ scene_break ] marty : why would robert ford have any bearing on my case ? i know we were both attacked -- did he exonerate hannah somehow ? john : let 's just say it 's clear now that hannah o'connor is innocent . marty : she did not push me ? john : she did n't attack him either . marty : well , then who did ? john : eli clarke . [ scene_break ] ford : i do n't have time for this , jessica . i 've got people coming over . jessica : right . well , do n't worry . i 'll make it quick . i need to know your rh factor . ford : my what ? jessica : it 's part of your blood type . because , god forbid , if this baby is yours -- ford : you said i was n't the father ! jessica : and you wo n't be , but if there 's even a remote possibility , i need to know whether you 're rh positive or negative . ford : why ? jessica : because if we 're incompatible , the baby 's in danger . ford : in danger ? you mean , like , it could die ? [ scene_break ] starr : okay . dorian : no , no , no , no . please , stop holding on to me , girls . i 'm not going to collapse . starr : we never said that you were . langston : dorian lord does not collapse . starr : we just thought that you might like to use the company . dorian : oh , no , no . that 's very sweet of you , but the worst has already happened . it can only go uphill from here . starr : that 's the spirit . dorian : yeah . i 've just got to face it . david has left me because that 's what david does . he leaves . do n't worry . i 'm gon na be all right . david : nobody does it better . starr : hey , hey . dorian : damn you , david ! langston : oh ! dorian : damn you ! how could you leave me again ? ! [ scene_break ] david : do n't you get me wrong . i 'm not asking you to dig me out of here personally . just , you know , spread some of those nice buchanan greenbacks around . clint : i 'm afraid it 's not gon na be that simple . david : are you kidding ? you give each of these guards 100 bucks , they 'll carry me out of here on a throne . now get me out of here , man ! hurry ! i 'm late to my wedding . dorian 's got to be worried sick about me . clint : well , after you dumped her , i do n't think worried is the right word . david : what are you talking about ? i did n't dump her . clint : tell me something . is that not your handwriting ? if that 's not the end of david and dorian , i do n't know what is . david : i do n't -- what -- this does n't make any sense . clint : yeah , of course it does . give me that . `` dear dorian , i can not marry you . blah , blah , blah , blah , blah . i ca n't be tied down . it 's not you , dorian ; it 's me . lotsa love , david . `` ha ha ha ! this is vintage vickers . how can you say that you did n't write this ? david : i did n't ! look , i admit , that -- that does look like my handwriting , and i may have said -- well , i did actually say that once , but i did n't write this letter , uncle clint . clint : yeah . i know that . but dorian does n't . david : wait . you ? you 're the one who nabbed me from the cabana . clint : ooh , you catch on fast . [ scene_break ] dorian : aah ! i ca n't stand this room ! it just reeks of david and david 's things ! aah ! starr : watch the -- okay . langston : dorian , dorian , here . how about this ? how about you just go take a nice , long , hot shower , and starr and i will de - davify the room . starr : oh , that 's a great idea . we will get rid of every trace of him , okay ? dorian : good luck with that , and by the way , that letter you 've been trying to hide from me -- david 's letter . destroy it . langston : okay . absolutely . and do n't worry . by the time you come out here , it 'll be like david never even existed . just go turn on the hot water and just -- dorian : wash that man right out of my hair ? ha ha ha ! langston : exactly . dorian : okay . starr : what a disaster . langston : yeah . you think ? starr : dorian 's just in so much shock . langston : yeah , well , me , too . it looked like they had it together this time , both of them . starr : looks can be deceiving . kind of the way james looks at you . langston : what 's that supposed to mean ? starr : nothing . no , never mind . i 'm sorry that i said that . langston : no , but you did , so , um , why do n't you finish it ? starr : do n't believe everything james says , okay ? langston : james has not lied to me , at least not yet , and if he does , i 'll call him out on it . do n't worry . starr : not yet ? it sounds like you 're planning on seeing him again . are you ? [ scene_break ] ford : what do you mean exactly ? jessica : if our rh factors do n't match , it can cause complications . ford : fatal complications ? jessica : sometimes . ford : okay . jessica : i lost a baby once because i was unaware of the rh incompatibility until it was too late , and i do n't want that to happen to this baby . ford : rh positive . jessica : thanks . ford : wait a second . at least tell me if that 's good or bad . jessica : it could be bad if i was unaware , but now that i know , i can protect my baby . ford : you do that . jessica : excuse me . james : you really do n't waste any time , do you ? [ scene_break ] brody : did n't you already check for blood traces ? natalie : yeah , on the door , not the door frame . look , if you want to go , it 's fine . i can handle it . brody : no . i can wait . must be hard . natalie : what ? learning forensics ? brody : no . being around marty . natalie : what does she have to do with this ? brody : i just thought maybe you were taking a little extra time so you could be sure she was gone when you got back . you might want to take back what you said about my detective skills . i think i 'm on point . [ scene_break ] john : you know , there was a reason i asked you to wait outside . cole : look , i knew a long time ago that hannah 's confession was bogus . obviously eli clarke forced her into it . marty : well , apparently he did a lot of terrible things . john : yes , but we need to keep this quiet for now until he 's apprehended . cole : and when is that gon na be ? marty : i do n't understand . what was his motive ? john : i guess -- i guess ford had some information on eli , and he wanted him gone , and hannah had seen eli push you down the stairs , and he needed to find a way to control her . marty : not too hard when the person you 're trying to control is unstable enough to try to commit suicide . john : i do n't think that was her choice this time . cole : what do you mean ? john : eli forced her to swallow a pile of pills . cole : that sick freak . john : hey , cole . cole : what ? john : all right , settle down , man . listen to me . eli 's gone , and we need to locate him . cole : you do n't know where he is ? john : we 're gon na find him . cole : what about starr 's mom ? john : blair is with him , but we are gon na bring her home . we are gon na bring her home safe , all right ? but i need your help with that . cole : how ? john : you ca n't tell starr . you ca n't say anything to starr , all right ? the last thing we need is the cramers or anyone else taking matters into their own hands . cole : okay . john : okay ? hey , you know , look at me . this is important . i need more than you just saying okay . i need your word on this one . cole : all right , i promise i wo n't say anything to starr . john : thank you . cole : i got to get going . i need to be somewhere . mom , you gon na be all right ? marty : i 'm fine , honey . thank you for coming with me . john : do n't forget i know you . you 're not fine any more than i am . we know the truth about what happened to the baby . it 's like going through it all over again . marty : but maybe knowing the truth will make it easier . i do n't think anything does that . john : no , nothing . [ scene_break ] brody : that 'll eat up a little bit more time . natalie : oh , would you stop ? brody : it 's not like you to avoid anyone , that 's all . natalie : look , this is the first time that marty and i have seen each other since she took the letter that i wrote to john . brody : she what ? natalie : that 's the reason john did n't show up at rodi 's the night that i was supposed to go to london . brody : and you ended up at my place . he did n't show because he did n't know you were waiting . natalie : she did n't want him to know , and john did n't tell me that she intercepted the letter , but i figured it out . brody : must make things more tricky between you and marty . natalie : think so now ? wait till she finds out i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] marty : i just do n't understand why he went after me at all . john : the theory being floated around is , i was working on a case that was gon na lead me to him . he wanted to point me in another direction , and he knew that if anything happened to you , you 'd become my priority . i should have seen what he was doing . marty : oh , john , you ca n't take responsibility for every bad thing that happens . i never got too far trying to convince you of that . maybe natalie will have a better chance . john : speaking of natalie , there 's something i should tell you . marty : what is it ? john : she 's pregnant . [ scene_break ] natalie : thank you for all your help . brody : that 's my job . natalie : i do n't just mean the job . i mean letting me vent about marty . brody : you worried about what she might do when she finds out about the baby ? natalie : i 'm worried about what i might do to her . look , brody , if she had n't taken that letter -- if she had n't taken that letter , then john would have showed up at rodi 's that night . john would have been with me . i would n't have gotten drunk . i would not have slept with you , and then you would n't be worried about having two babies with two sisters , and i would n't be worried about who my baby 's father is . [ scene_break ] david : you forged that letter to dorian ? clint : of course not . i hired a professional . he 's real good , a real perfectionist . he even went on your myface page to check out your syntax and your spelling , or rather , your lack of it . david : i do n't understand . why would you do that ? clint : why do you think ? david : honestly , uncle clint , i have no id -- clint : do n't `` uncle clint `` me . vickers , you took the woman i love away from me . i am repaying you in kind . david : wait . this is about kim ? clint : kimberly . yes . my wife kimberly . david : i gave you everything i had , everything i had , so you could track her down . clint : it was n't enough . you 're the reason i lost her . now you 're losing dorian . david : i have n't lost dorian . clint : oh , no ? david : she 'll see through that letter . she knows i love her . she know i would never leave her . clint : well , you left her before . david : that was different . clint : to dorian , it is all too familiar because she knows , david . she knows the kind of guy that you are , the kind of guy who will never love anyone as much as you love yourself , the kind of guy with whom the cramer women make the same stupid mistake time after time after time . [ scene_break ] ford : when did you decide it was okay to start using my jacket ? james : i do n't go to a lot of weddings . i needed something to wear . ford : next time , ask . james : ooh , why so touchy ? what 's wrong , blondie did n't want you ? who was that chick , anyway ? ford : somebody i 'm not gon na go near for a very , very long time unless i want to get tested for another std . james : what 's the big deal ? do n't you have a clinic on speed dial , anyway ? ford : you 're on a roll tonight , twinkle toes . i hope you 're still laughing when you have to come up with your half of the rent . james : what ? dude , you said you had it covered . you told me that you owed me for , you know , leaving me alone with dad . ford : that was before you decided to grab everything that used to be mine . james : like langston ? ford : i 'll take the rent in cash . i 'm going to bed . james : bobby , look . stop . man , if you do n't want me to go out with langston , just say so . ford : i do n't want you to go out with langston . [ scene_break ] langston : sorry i took so long . starr : who knew two glasses could break into so many little pieces ? langston : oh , yeah . well , not as many pieces as dorian is in right now . starr : well , that 's what happens when you give your heart to the wrong person . langston : give your heart to the wrong person ? i have not given my heart to james . starr : i was n't talking about james . langston : um , are you sure about that ? because you manage to bring him up quite a bit , starr . starr : i was just looking out for you , langston . what ? i asked you if you were going to see him again , and all of a sudden , you had an emergency run to go find the dustpan and brush . that 's the only thing i was talking about . langston : okay . well , maybe i am gon na see james again . i mean , we had a lot of fun . why should n't i try and get to know him ? starr : because i do n't want you to get hurt , okay ? langston : are you really that scared that i 'll get hurt , starr , or is it something else ? starr : forget it . i do n't have to talk to you about this anymore . do whatever you want . i do n't care . langston : no , no , no . i think you do care . i think you care more than you want to . i mean , you love cole , but you just ca n't get james off your mind . [ starr sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] hannah : cole ? what are you doing here ? cole : well , i 'm here for you . [ scene_break ] james : you really care about her , do n't you ? i mean , you pretend that it 's all just a little hook - up , but there 's really something there . ford : no . i just do n't think brothers should date each other 's exes . james : okay . done . ford : are you serious ? james : well , i 'm not saying i 'll never talk to the girl again , but i wo n't ask her out . ford : thanks . james : look . do n't get your hopes up , bobby , and just because i 'm backing off does n't mean that langston is gon na come running right back to you . [ scene_break ] langston : i just do n't want you making the same mistake that i did . starr : what mistake ? langston : i should 've come talk to you the first second i even thought about cheating on markko . you might 've helped me realize i was just fooling myself . so if you 're keeping something inside , do n't . just tell me what 's going on with james . starr : okay . okay . you 're right . i 've been thinking about james ... a lot , more than i should , and it does n't even matter . i have no right to be getting jealous . i do n't love james . i love cole , and no matter what problems we have , we 're gon na work it out together . [ scene_break ] cole : i found out about eli clarke . hannah : what ? cole : yeah . john told me all of it -- what he did to my mom , to ford , and how that son of a bitch tried to make you pay for it . hannah : john said that he was n't gon na say anything , i mean , not until he had all the evidence to -- does that mean -- is eli in jail ? cole : not yet . they 're looking for him . hannah : oh , my god , cole , you have to get out of here . if he 's not in jail right now , you could be in serious danger . i 'm not kidding . cole : okay . forget about me . you 're the one that he hurt , all right ? he made you confess to things you did n't do . he made you take those pills . that 's attempted murder , hannah . he could 've killed you . look at me . look . you should 've told me . hannah : i almost did . then eli found me , and that 's when he held the gun on me and made me take the pills . cole : how could he just stand there and watch you do it ? hannah : he told me that if i did n't take the pills , he 'd kill someone else . cole : who ? hannah : someone i cared about . cole : no . not me . hannah , you were gon na kill yourself to save my life ? [ scene_break ] john : i wanted you to hear it from me . i mean , now is not the time , but her name came up , and it just felt wrong not to say anything . i 'm sorry . marty : no . you -- you have nothing to be sorry about . hey , you 're having a baby . ha ! having a baby . that 's good . i mean , who knows better than i how much you wanted that ? whew . sorry . i 'm just ... surprised . i did n't know you and natalie were planning a family so soon . [ marty clears throat ] john : it was n't planned . marty : well ... marty : [ clears throat ] natalie must be very happy -- have you back and having your baby . it 's okay because ... i told you . i told you . it 's like you two are meant for one another . it 's just like i said . [ scene_break ] natalie : sorry to hustle you out , but you know the protocol . authorized personnel only . jessica : right . i called the station . they said you 'd be here . brody : yeah . everything okay ? jessica : yeah . it 's fine . i just thought you 'd be finished up , and i had my first o.b . appointment today , and i wanted to tell you about it , and from the sounds of things , you were thinking the same thing . natalie : yeah . i was telling him about how the receptionist mixed up our charts and then thought that brody was the father . jessica : that was really confusing . natalie : yeah . it was weird . anyway , it 's time to go , so if you want to ride with jess , i 'll just meet you back at the station . brody : thanks . do you need any help with your stuff ? natalie : nope . i 'm good . good night . brody : yeah . jessica : good night . [ scene_break ] langston : starr , before she comes out , i just want to let you know i 'm backing off of james . starr : no , langston . you do n't have to do that , not for me , anyway . langston : i just do n't want there to be any awkwardness between us , and if i still feel like pissing ford off , i 'll just find some other way . dorian : [ sighs ] tsk . well done , girls . thank you . starr : are you feeling better ? dorian : [ sniffs ] a bit , yes , but i 'm gon na feel a lot better soon . langston : oh , no , no , no . what 's up with the computer ? dorian : i just want to check my e - mails . langston : uh - uh . starr : no way . dorian : yes . langston : it 's a known fact no one is allowed on myface within 24 hours of a breakup . dorian : who said anything about myface ? starr : no status updates . you are way too vulnerable right now . dorian : i have to see what david is saying about me . langston : no , you do n't . starr : it 's just gon na make it worse . langston : you just have to wipe david from your mind . you have to rip off the bandage , even if it hurts . dorian : how ? langston : you leave that to us . [ scene_break ] david : clint , please do n't go . i 'm begging you . listen to me . you get me out of here , i will not rest until i find kim . i will hire a sherpa . i will climb the himalayas . i swear to you , i will track her down . clint : forget kimberly for the moment and tell me something . do you truly think that i was gon na share asa 's fortune with you ? david : what are you talking about ? i 'm a buchanan . clint : did you think i was gon na let you and dorian lord , of all people , just ride off into the sunset with my family 's money ? you have a very short memory , do n't you , vickers ? david : it 's buchanan . what are you talking about ? clint : dorian stole my company and was the cause of the death of my son - in- law . did that slip your mind ? david : i was n't thinking . clint : no . no . you were n't , but luckily , i was , so i went straight to the moroccan authorities and asked if they could give you your old cell back , and , by god , they were sure willing to do that . david : for how long ? clint : 20 years . 20 . i like nice , round numbers , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] brody : sorry i had to miss your appointment . jessica : oh , well , that 's okay . it 's not that exciting yet , although there was one question that i did n't know how to answer . brody : what ? jessica : what 's your rh factor ? brody : negative . jessica : wow , that was quick . most people do n't know them offhand . brody : well , soldiers do . it 's right there on their tags . i should 've realized . of course . brody : does this -- does this have to do with chloe ? jessica : i just do n't want the same thing to happen to our baby . brody : but you 're rh - negative , too , right , so we 're cool . jessica : i just wanted to be sure . brody : okay . [ scene_break ] natalie : hi . john : everything go okay ? natalie : yeah . i took some casts and hairs and fibers , but , i mean , nothing we were n't expecting . marty : [ chuckles ] um , would you both just be really careful , both of you ? be careful with a new baby on the way . you 'll have to excuse me . just , you know , a lot going on . so i just really ... want to congratulate you on your new family . [ scene_break ] ford : so what 's your plan ? james : my plan ? ford : yeah . you ca n't just drift . you 've got to do something with your life besides boosting cars and chasing girls . james : oh , god , i 'll figure something out . ford : hey , what happened to starting your own body shop ? james : oh , you 're gon na front me the down payment ? ford : hell no . i do n't got that kind of money . james : exactly . ford : actually , you should probably go to school first before you start your own business . james : right , and what school is gon na take me ? ford : l.u . might once you pass the g.e.d . james : wait . langston goes to l.u . , right ? ford : i thought she was n't on your radar . james : she 's not , but she 's not the only girl in the world . [ scene_break ] hannah : i could n't let anything happen to you . i loved you . unfortunately in my case , being in love means being obsessed . starr was right to warn you about me . cole : hey , do n't say that . hannah : why should she trust me ? i accused her dad of doing something i knew he did n't do , and i tried to get you to believe that she and james had sex . i was willing to do anything . cole : well , you did n't push my mom down those stairs . hannah : no . i found other ways to hurt you . i 'm sorry for lying and for making you doubt starr . [ scene_break ] starr : you ready ? dorian : mm - hmm . langston : okay . david 's myface page . [ scene_break ] david : you 're having me locked up in here for 20 years ? clint , that is way worse than anything asa ever thought of . clint : i am my father 's son . get used to it . david : i 'm my father 's son , too . there 's no way bo is gon na let me rot in here . clint : well , what i 'd like to know is , who 's gon na tell bo you 're here ? david : no one is gon na have to tell him . he 'll have a sixth sense . he 'll come looking for me . clint : no . i do n't know . after that botched wedding , bo now knows what everybody else knows , that you 're a loser and you take the easy way out every single time , and now all of this is on your myface page for all the world to see . [ scene_break ] dorian : he 's changed his relationship status -- '' single and loving it . `` [ scene_break ] david : you hacked my myface ? clint : oh , `` hacked , `` such an ugly word . no . i want you to picture something . picture dorian in front of her computer screen getting a load of all those updates , all your brand - new women . david : you swine . when i get out of here -- clint : and that 's gon na be when ? no . wait , wait . do n't tell me . 2030 . well , i want you to make sure that when that distant date finally arrives , you stay the hell away from llanview . [ scene_break ] langston : there . he is unfriended . dorian : ohh ... right . i want nothing more to do with that man . i do n't want to see him or his profile again . langston : you do n't need him . dorian : right . all i want is peace , peace and seren ... ity . aah ! [ scene_break ] clint : well , i got to run . salam wa alaikum , david , and in case you forgot , that 's arabic for `` peace be upon you . `` david : clint , i 'm gon na kick your ass ! that 's buchanan for `` i 'm gon na kick your ass ! `` i will get out of here , and i will get back to dorian ... as god is my witness . [ scene_break ] brody : hey , when is your next o.b . appointment ? jessica : oh , not for a few weeks . do n't worry . i 'll mark it on your calendar . brody : good , because i 'm not missing that sonogram . i want to see our baby . man : you wish you might have failed and left it all behind you got to take it easy on yourself you 're searching for your strength and wishing on the stars you got to make it easy for yourself you 're breaking apart at the seams and holding out for what you had before you lost it all you 're falling apart , it seems and all you want is the one you had before you lost control you 're holding out for love you 're holding out for love keep holding out for love you 're following all the strings that lead to better things you might be wrong at least you got to try to get you back the strength to nurse you back to health you might have lost but at least you know you tried you 're breaking apart at the seams and holding out ... [ scene_break ] david : i 'll come back to you , dorian ... somehow ... someday . just please ... wait for me . man : you 're holding out for love you 're holding out for love keep holding out ...
david is being held prisoner in morocco , and surprisingly clint is behind it . he informs david that he wo n't let him take his family 's fortune and share it with dorian , regardless of whether david is bo 's biological son . clint also smugly tells david , he 's made dorian believe that david has left her at the alter and after that , david must know that she is not about to care where he is or what has happened to him . neither will bo when everybody believes that david is a no good person and has no way of proving otherwise . meanwhile , dorian is emotionally devastated . starr and langston stand by her side and support her although they both have incomplete issues in their lives ; starr with the dilemma of whether to stay with cole or admit her feelings for james , and langston with not knowing who is right for her . eli has blair with him in tahiti and she wants him to believe she trusts him . but the cops are ready to find him at any cost .
natalie : what 's going on ? i broke every speed limit in town getting over here . rex : look at this . natalie : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] blair : oh . were n't you gon na call first ? téa : i 'm not here to fight . blair : good . come in ... because i am too busy just shaking my head . i can not believe this . the guy we thought that was todd ends up being victor lord , jr. ? téa : yeah . the man with the line on his face ... blair : was telling the truth the whole time , which means my kids are his ... except for sam , who 's victor 's . i just ca n't even wrap my brain around all of it , i 'm telling you . téa : i called viki and she confirmed it . blair : yeah ? i called john . so what 'd you do ? did you walk out on victor ? téa : no . i slept with him . [ scene_break ] natalie : rex , i am so sorry . obviously it was vandalized . we get calls at the p.d . all the time about kids messing around and spray - painting headstones and tipping them over . i 'm gon na call a report in right now , and i 'll also check the security ... rex : [ stammers ] wait . you think out of all of these headstones , that some kid just picked gigi 's and scratched out the date she died ? natalie : do you have another explanation ? rex : she 's trying to tell me something . [ scene_break ] shane : hey , brody . thanks for coming . brody : i got your message . it sounded important . shane : yeah , it is . do you want a drink or something ? we have everything . brody : no , i 'm good . how about you just tell me what 's going on ? shane : ok . i need your help . brody : no problem . with what ? shane : making the mannings pay for what they did to my mom . [ scene_break ] victor : i do n't want to let your kid get messed around with the way i was . todd : get out of my office . [ scene_break ] rex : forget it . you 'll just think that i need grief counseling for not accepting gigi 's death . natalie : hey , i 'm the one who called madame delphina in the first place . if your instincts are telling you there 's more to this ... rex : no , it 's more like -- it 's a feeling . my gut is telling me that there 's something wrong here , that there 's too many coincidences . natalie : all right . let 's just sort this out and see how many we 've got . one , you keep seeing gigi 's ghost ; two , madame delphina gets spotted pony as a message ; 3 , david sends you to kentucky to a strip club where you found kim ; and then 4 , the date of gigi 's death is scratched out on her headstone . so what does this all add up to ? rex : and do n't forget 5 - -gigi told me not to give up . natalie : her ghost ? rex : except i do n't think it 's her ghost . i just said that because i did n't think that you 'd believe me . natalie : what do you think ? rex : i think gigi 's still alive . [ scene_break ] james : hey . i thought i was n't gon na get to see you tonight . starr : yeah , we just gave my aunt dorian her going - away james : oh . was she surprised ? starr : yeah . she did n't even mind . james : so she got a good sendoff to d.c. ? starr : it was the best . dorian : you are a true cramer , and whatever bad things may happen to the cramer women , they have courage . starr : yeah , but i 'm also a manning like my father . dorian : of course you are . so even though you might be afraid sometimes , just know nothing 's more important to me than my family . nothing . you ever need me , i 'm here for you . [ scene_break ] natalie : rex , dad has gigi 's heart . rex : i know it sounds crazy , but i am telling you i know she 's alive somewhere . natalie : so you are saying that you are not seeing gigi 's ghost but you 're actually seeing gigi ? ok . so why did n't she talk to you , why would she run away from you ... and how did she get from your backyard to kentucky in a strip club where she 's working as a waitress ? rex : ok , stop being so logical . this is n't about logic . it is something else , and i got to find her . i do n't know how , i do n't know where she is , but i 'm not gon na turn my back on her . and if i 'm wrong , you can check . what ? natalie : i have a confession to make . [ scene_break ] todd : are you deaf ? get out . get out of my office . secretary : mr. manning , i 'm so sorry . i tried to stop him . todd : we have n't met , and i do n't know your name , but you work for me . secretary : should i call security ? todd : that would be a great idea . let 's get this clown out of here . victor : no , i 'll handle it . thank you . todd : are you kidding ? you 're fired ! victor : i 've been running this paper for eight years . it 's my paper . it 's my office . [ scene_break ] téa : after you left , todd -- i 'm supposed to call him `` victor `` now . victor showed up after having talked to his mother , and he lied to jack and dani and me , and he told us that irene had confirmed that , in fact , he was todd . blair : so that 's when you slept with him ? téa : no . but i believed him . listen to this . his plan was to take us to hawaii . yeah . exactly . then starr showed up and she told us the truth . blair : so you slept with him then ? i do n't get it ! i 'm trying to figure this out ! téa : listen to what i 'm telling you ! after starr told us the truth ... you should 've seen him , blair . he was -- i give the kids credit , though . all three of them -- they let him know that even though he was their uncle , they still loved him . blair : so basically , it was pity sex ? téa : no . i love him . he 's the man i married . blair : you know what ? i 'm glad . i 'm happy for you . i hope that you will convince victor to give todd back what belongs to him now . [ scene_break ] natalie : after jared died , he visited me . rex : he did ? natalie : yeah . yeah . he came to say good - bye so that i could let him go . he was with me a few minutes , and then he just disappeared into the snow . rex : i 'm sorry , nattie . natalie : no , it 's ok . i guess what i 'm trying to say is that things happen and anything 's possible . rex : ok . so you think i 'm right ? you think that gigi 's alive ? natalie : i do n't know . but i know that i 'm on your side , and if you say gigi 's alive , then that 's good enough for me . rex : thank you . natalie : why do n't i give you a ride home ? rex : no , that 's ok . i 'm gon na stick around here a little while longer . natalie : you sure ? rex : yeah . nattie ? do n't know what i 'd do without you . natalie : same here . rex : where are you , morasco ? [ scene_break ] brody : your dad around ? shane : i have no idea where he is . i would n't have bothered you if i thought i could count on him to do something about the mannings . brody : first off , you never `` bother me , `` shane . i 'm always gon na be there for you . you got that ? shane : yeah . thanks . brody : ok . so what makes you think i can help ? shane : you think that jack killed my mom and that his dad covered it up , right ? brody : yeah , i do . shane : you 're a cop . you could set up a sting . i was thinking about it all night . jack 's the key . he 's weak and he 's ready to confess . all he needs is a push . [ scene_break ] rex : gigi , i do n't know what 's going on here , but if you are alive somewhere , if you are out there , i will find you . just keep sending me signals . [ scene_break ] téa : we did n't exactly have time to work out logistics , blair . we were all trying to reassure victor . blair : yeah ? he 's volatile even on a good day , is n't he ? téa : now we know why . blair : think about todd and what he went through -- for eight years in prison , tortured . we were sitting here looking at pictures of the kids . he is mad about everything that he missed , and i do n't blame him . téa : i hope he 's not mad at victor . none of this was his fault . he did n't know he was n't todd -- it was all irene 's doing . blair : i told him that , but he blames me . he says i should 've known . téa : now , that sounds like todd . we were all fooled , blair . blair : he does n't see that . no , he does n't . he just -- that 's todd , because he thinks that he 's one of a kind . téa : we all feel that way about you ourselves . blair : not enough to threaten to kill someone , and i 'm telling you he was ready to kill victor -- and he probably would 've if i had n't have talked him out of it . téa : what 'd you do ? blair : i offered him a gun . téa : huh ? [ scene_break ] todd : do n't do this . you were standing right next to me . you heard irene tell us the truth . i 'm todd . i 'm me . either you get out of my office ... victor : or what ? [ scene_break ] rex : bo ! bo : hey , balsom . come on in . rex : i need your help . bo : sure . anything you need . you know that . rex : i want you to exhume gigi 's body . i need to see if it 's really her in the grave . [ scene_break ] victor : what are you doing ? todd : game 's over . your time is up . you do n't get to sit here and pretend to be newspaper magnate guy anymore , surrounded by people that i love , spending my money , running my newspaper . this is my life , and i 'm taking it all back . victor : no . i do n't think so . this is my legacy every bit as much as it is yours . i 'm not gon na give up any of it . [ scene_break ] téa : are you trying to get my husband killed ? ! what are you thinking , giving him a gun ? ! blair : will you relax ? i did n't give him a gun ; i said i offered him a gun ... to make a point . téa : your point being that you 'll do anything to get back with him , including overlooking the fact that murder is illegal ? blair : nobody was murdered , all right ? i was just trying to give todd a little perspective . téa : ah . because what 's his is yours ? blair : no . what 's victor 's is todd 's , and that is a fact . [ scene_break ] bo : i 'm sorry , balsom . you want me to ... rex : exhume gigi 's grave . bo : why ? rex : because i have reason to believe she is n't there . i do n't think she 's dead . [ scene_break ] [ twig snaps ] kim : who 's there ? [ scene_break ] brody : listen , i know how badly you want justice for your mom and for the mannings to pay for what they did , but jack 's friend already took responsibility for what happened to her . shane : i do n't buy it . jack would 've come clean himself . he almost confessed last night , and if we play it right , i know we can get him . brody : slow down . what happened last night ? shane : he came over here to tell me that i would n't have to worry about coming to school this fall . he said that he told everyone to back off and leave me alone . brody : that was nice of him . shane : anyway , he kept going on and on about how bad he felt about everything . why would someone that 's innocent do that ? he would n't ; only someone that 's guilty would . bo : balsom , why do n't you pull up a chair , and let 's talk this through . [ scene_break ] rex : fine . but just do n't look at me like i 'm crazy , ok , because i really need a friend right now . bo : ok . why do you think that gigi might still be alive ? rex : i keep seeing her . bo : you 're seeing her ? rex : first at the mansion , and then at capricorn , and then at this strip club ... bo : `` strip club `` ? rex : she sent me there -- or through a sign through delphina . bo : what was the sign ? rex : spotted pony ... which turned out to be a strip club in kentucky , and when i went there , i saw gigi again . bo : all right . has anyone else seen gigi or ... rex : no . but that does n't mean that what 's happening to me is n't real . look , i know this sounds crazy , ok , but i have a gut feeling like you have a gut feeling , and something is telling me that gigi 's out there and that she needs my help . bo : yeah , but how is exhuming gigi 's grave gon na help her ? rex : then if she 's not there , then it 'll prove i 'm right -- that she 's alive , and that we need to start figuring out what 's going on . bo : what if she is there ? rex : then i 'm wrong , and i 'll have no choice but to move on . bo : what about the people that are already moving on ? what about shane ? [ scene_break ] kim : oh , my god . you scared me to death . groundskeeper : sorry . i thought you were a vandal . kim : a vandal ? in these boots ? so vandals -- is that what happened here ? groundskeeper : probably kids , but usually they just tip the stones over . i 've never seen anyone scratch out a death date . [ scene_break ] bo : how does shane feel about you digging up his mother 's grave ? rex : shane does n't know . bo : oh , balsom . rex : and if i 'm wrong , shane never needs to know . ok , but if i 'm right , he will thank me for bringing us one step closer to bringing gigi back . bo : have you thought about the trauma that you 're gon na be putting your son through regardless of what you find ? rex : what about the trauma of losing gigi , of growing up without a mom ? what about having to watch jack and his dad go on with their lives as if one of them did n't kill gigi and the other one did n't help cover it up ? how can trying to bring her back be any more traumatic than that ? we need her , bo , ok ? we are not gon na make it without her . bo : balsom , look . you know that is n't true . now , you 've got family and friends , and we 'll stand by you . rex : i 'm doing this , bo , with or without you , and i 'd prefer to do it with you . please help . [ scene_break ] shane : jack would 've confessed . he would 've spilled everything right then and there if my dad had n't come and kicked him out . brody : so you really got to him ? shane : you should 've seen him . he was on the verge of tears . he felt all sorry for himself because i kept yelling at him , but i did n't stop . why should i feel sorry for him after what he and his dad did to my mom ? i hate them . i wish they 'd die ! [ scene_break ] todd : i started this newspaper . i did . you see that ? i wrote that headline . i wrote that headline . you wrote this headline , which is why it sucks . what ? you see what 's on the desk here ? it says , `` todd manning . `` look at that . `` publisher '' -that 's me . yep , that 's me . you think you have a right to anything that 's here ? tell you what , you go ahead . you hire yourself a whole team of lawyers , you come get it . victor : i think you 're gon na need a lawyer . i control all of this , all of it . i am in charge here . i control the real estate , the stocks , the money -- everything . and you are nobody , are n't you ? do you have an i.d . ? why do n't you just go get shipwrecked again or something ? go back to louisiana ... anywhere but here . [ scene_break ] kim : is everything ok ? groundskeeper : i 'm not sure . the deceased 's fiancé just arranged for an exhumation . kim : what ? why ? groundskeeper : you can ask him yourself . he 'll be here any minute . [ scene_break ] starr : thank you . i do n't know what 's wrong with me . james : hey , you and your aunt were close . hold on , ok ? starr : sometimes even more than i want us to be . james : it makes sense that you 'll miss her . but , starr , you know d.c. 's not that far away ? we can jump on a train and go visit her any time you want . starr : `` we `` ? james : yeah . what , you do n't want me to go ? starr : no , of course i do . it 's just that my family 's a little crazy . james : starr , we 've been through this -- so is mine . starr : yeah , but i still think i got you beat . james : maybe , but i figure this way , you 'll owe me . this is n't just about your aunt dorian , is it ? starr : oh , i just -- i feel like everything in my life is changing . james : yeah ? you mean like how the guy you called your dad for eight years turned out to be your uncle ? starr : yeah . like that . [ scene_break ] groundskeeper : ok , let 's get started . bo : hey , guys ? just hold off one minute . balsom , i 'm only doing this because it might ease your mind . but i got to tell you , i 'm pretty sure it wo n't . rex : let 's dig . bo : go ahead . groundskeeper : let 's go . [ bulldozer starts ] [ bulldozer beeps ] [ scene_break ] shane : i hate them ! brody : listen . i know how you feel . shane : i know you 're just trying to be nice , but you do n't . how could you ? [ scene_break ] brody : you hate john mcbain . why would you want him to know that there 's a dna test that proves he 's liam 's father ? victor : that 's true . i am deriving a certain satisfaction from watching him mope around town , totally oblivious . brody : then we 're agreed ? you 're not gon na tell him ? victor : i did n't say that . [ scene_break ] brody : shane , i understand that when someone goes after your family , you want to make them pay . but the thing is you do n't have that in you . shane : how do you know ? brody : because that 's not the way gigi raised you . we both -- hey , we both know what your mom would say ... that revenge is a manning thing to do , not a morasco thing , and that anything you do to jack is n't gon na bring her back -- and it might make things worse -- and that you need to stick by your dad . she 'd want you to keep each other safe . shane : so that 's it ? jack and his dad never have to pay for what they did ? brody : no . we 'll get justice for her , shane . hey , i 'll make sure of it . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm not saying the kids ca n't see their `` uncle . `` i 'm just saying the paper , the money -- everything is todd 's , and he deserves it back , and you need to make that clear to victor . téa : there are a lot of things that need to be worked out , but none of those things will be worked out through us arguing . blair : do n't accuse me of wanting todd back , all right ? gosh . téa : that 's not the issue , blair . the issue is that you offered him a gun ! blair : i did n't offer him a gun ! i told you that already ! god , you do n't understand todd like i do . he was halfway out the door , ready to strangle victor . i went to the safe , i took out the gun , i offered it to him . i told him to go ahead , go ahead and shoot victor . but i warned him if he did , he would go back to jail for the rest of his life , never get a chance to know his children again , his grandchild , or write a front - page story , let alone get to spend more time with me . téa : that must 've stopped him . blair : he got the point , all right ? téa : mm - hmm . how about the combination of the safe ? did he get that ? blair : no , he did n't get the combination ... téa : probably did n't even need it . he probably saw it over your shoulder . blair : he did n't get the gun , téa ! téa : prove it to me ! open the safe and show me that it 's still there ! blair : god , you 're a pain in my ass . [ scene_break ] todd : i do n't need an i.d . to tell me who i am . and i do n't need an i.d . to tell me who you 're not . todd : i 'm gon na give you three seconds ... and then you 're gon na give me back my life . [ scene_break ] bo : wait . it 's not too late to change your mind , balsom . are you really sure you want to see what 's inside ? rex : i have to . [ scene_break ] kim : sorry , clint , but i wo n't miss these . besides , they 'll be put to better use here . [ scene_break ] starr : we better go . it 's almost hope 's bedtime . james : hey , i know you 're worried about how your family is dealing with this , but they will get through it . starr : you think so ? james : well , if they 're anything like you , i know they will . starr : yeah . watch me cave when hope asks for another bedtime story . james : oh , you want bobby 's `` guide to gaining muscle mass `` ? it always works on ryder . starr : ha ha ! i do n't want to scare her , but if i get desperate , yeah . james : just call me . i deliver . starr : how do you always know how to make me feel better ? james : just doing my job . starr : well , you 're so good at it . thank you . [ scene_break ] victor : can we sue him or something ? téa : chances are , he 's gon na sue us . victor : we 'd win , though , would n't we ? téa : i wish there were some equitable way to solve this . victor : equitable . listen . this paper would 've folded if it was n't for me . i doubled his portfolio , even in the recession . he does n't deserve any of this . téa : well , all the same , he hates you , and he 'll do whatever it takes to get back what he thinks is rightfully his . victor : if he wo n't give up , i wo n't give up . téa : this man is your brother . do n't forget that . you really want to go to war with him ? victor : yeah . bring it on . [ scene_break ] blair : i promise you , first thing tomorrow , i 'm gon na wake up and find you a good lawyer because téa , she is a shark . todd : and she 's on his side . blair : and i am on yours . so just get in there and get some rest and promise me that you will stay away from victor . todd : wo n't be hard . i really ca n't stand the guy . blair : whatever . todd : yeah . i do n't think i 'm gon na be needing a lawyer . [ scene_break ] bo : balsom ... are you ok ? rex : gigi . she looks the same . i thought she would n't be in there . bo : i 'll take you home . rex : this does n't make any sense . she 's been telling me that she 's alive . i know it . bo : look , look . i 'll take you home . we 'll sit down . we 'll talk about all of this , all right ? come on . gentlemen , thank you . you can put it all back . shane : what are you doing ? dad , why ? rex : shane , no , no , no . [ scene_break ] starr : thank you . james : it 's got to be the weirdest thing ever , finding out the guy you have been calling dad turns out to be your uncle victor . starr : pretty much . i already thought my dad was weird as it is . james : yeah , he 's definitely a little different . that 's coming from a guy with a pretty strange dad . starr : and things just keep getting weirder , you know ? james : what do you mean ? starr : i had a fight with dani . james : about your dad ? starr : and how i should 've known he was n't my dad and that i kind of did . [ scene_break ] shane : what are you doing ? bo : lower it . cover it up now . shane : dad , what are you doing to mom ? rex : nothing . it was a mistake , ok ? what are you doing here ? shane : i wanted to talk to mom , so i called for a ride over because you were n't around . rex : shane , i can explain . shane : explain what , that you 're too busy digging up my mom 's grave ? figures you would n't want to tell me because i would 've been here sooner and i would 've stopped you . why would you do this , dad ? rex : there was something that i needed to see . shane : like what ? what could you possibly want to see ? rex : ok . you know what ? you 're right , ok ? it was wrong , and i should n't have done it . i 'm sorry , all right ? let 's just go home . we can talk about this , put it behind us for good , i swear , ok ? it 's over . [ scene_break ] james : wait , starr . there is no way you could 've known victor was n't really your dad . starr : well , i did n't know it , but , james , there were things before we met about him that -- he pushed me down the stairs . james : yeah . that was a little harsh . starr : right , and everything that he did to cole -- how he beat him up , how he tried to keep us apart , and what happened with marty ? james : ok . all right , starr . let 's just say that somehow you did know that victor was n't really your dad . it 's not like you could 've said anything . nobody would 've believed you . starr : maybe they would have . i 'm the reason they all believed victor was my dad in the first place . when he first came to town saying that he was walker laurence , i 'm the one that figured out who he was . victor 's voice : you ever hear of plastic surgery ? starr 's voice : you think my dad had plastic surgery ? victor 's voice : yes , but he 's all better now . starr 's voice : but he came out looking ugly . victor 's voice : i think so , but i 'll let you be the judge . starr 's voice : what ? victor 's voice : it 's me . starr , it 's me -- your dad . i 'm todd . james : because your grandma programmed him , right , to drop hints that he was your dad . starr : yeah . james : well , it makes sense why you 'd believe it , especially after that dna test . starr : i thought those things were foolproof . james : well , everybody did , but , starr , it 's not your fault . you ca n't blame yourself , and besides , it 's over . now you all just need to try and move on . starr : i hope so , but i do n't know if my uncle victor can . [ scene_break ] téa : i 'm at la boulaie with blair . why ? i 'll be right there . blair : i thought you wanted to see the gun . téa : that was bo . todd just barged into victor 's office . bo is on his way . blair : i 'm going with you . wait up , téa . pain in my ass . [ scene_break ] todd : one ... victor : these kids that you claim to be yours , they told me recently that they do n't really care who i am -- their father , their uncle . does n't matter to them . they love me , and they 're on my side in this , and jack and dani , they 're never gon na accept you as their father , even starr . she surprised me . she told me she loved me . todd : two ... victor : well , you want to get rid of me , you 're gon na have to kill me . todd : 3 . bo : police . victor : arrest this man . todd : arrest this man . victor : arrest him for trespassing . todd : arrest him for trespassing . he 's been trespassing for eight years , and , you , what , you did n't do anything about it ? what kind of cop are you ? victor : he 's the commissioner . todd : oh , he 's buying you . you know , he 's paying you off with my money . blair : come on . i 'll take you home . todd : i do n't have a home . he stole my home , and , you , you just stood around . you did n't do anything about it . bo : you keep at it , you will have a home when i lock you up . todd : me ? you 're gon na lock me up ? i 'm the injured party here . bo : i looked into this situation . téa : so have i . bo : we ca n't just take irene manning 's word that you are who you say you are . all right . until this is settled by a judge in a court of law and you can prove that you really are todd manning , you 're gon na have to clear out . todd : you 're throwing me out of my own office . bo : hey , out of my hands , ok ? let 's go . todd : this is crazy . did he have to prove who he was ? blair : actually , he did . he had a dna test , the whole 9 yards . victor : bye - bye , bro . todd : you son of a bitch . victor : ah , yes . i am . get him out of here . blair : ca n't settle this -- ca n't settle this now . it 's gon na take some time . let 's go . téa : why 'd you have to goad him like that ? victor : oh , i do n't know . it 's who i am , apparently . yeah . it 's who you married . téa : lucky me . victor : can you make him go away ? i want him to leave us alone . [ scene_break ] kim : sorry , clint , but i wo n't miss these . besides , they 'll be put to better use here . starr : we better go . it 's almost hope 's bedtime . james : hey , i know you 're worried about how your family is dealing with this , but they will get through it . starr : you think so ? james : well , if they 're anything like you , i know they will . starr : yeah . watch me cave when hope asks for another bedtime story . james : oh , you want bobby 's `` guide to gaining muscle mass `` ? it always works on ryder . starr : ha ha ! i do n't want to scare her , but if i get desperate , yeah . james : just call me . i deliver . starr : how do you always know how to make me feel better ? james : just doing my job . starr : well , you 're so good at it . thank you . [ scene_break ] victor : can we sue him or something ? téa : chances are , he 's gon na sue us . victor : we 'd win , though , would n't we ? téa : i wish there were some equitable way to solve this . victor : equitable . listen . this paper would 've folded if it was n't for me . i doubled his portfolio , even in the recession . he does n't deserve any of this . téa : well , all the same , he hates you , and he 'll do whatever it takes to get back what he thinks is rightfully his . victor : if he wo n't give up , i wo n't give up . téa : this man is your brother . do n't forget that . you really want to go to war with him ? victor : yeah . bring it on . [ scene_break ] blair : i promise you , first thing tomorrow , i 'm gon na wake up and find you a good lawyer because téa , she is a shark . todd : and she 's on his side . blair : and i am on yours . so just get in there and get some rest and promise me that you will stay away from victor . todd : wo n't be hard . i really ca n't stand the guy . blair : whatever . todd : yeah . i do n't think i 'm gon na be needing a lawyer .
rex persuades bo to exhume gigi 's grave when he sees that her date of death is missing . he has a `` vision `` that gigi is still alive somewhere and he needs to get to her . meanwhile , shane calls brody over to the house and tells him that he needs his help taking matters into his own hands to make jack and todd manning pay for his mother 's death . brody tells shane that he knows neither himself nor shane nor gigi behave the way the mannings do . yet brody remembers that he has felt a need to `` threaten `` todd not to tell anybody the secret about john being liam 's father and the fact that brody is covering it up . so he has another `` motivator `` for todd although he does not tell shane . meanwhile , all the people in todd 's life are still living with the `` dilemma `` about whether to believe or recognize the todd they 've known for 8 years who 's really victor , or original todd . bo tells original todd that the police can not help him and have to arrest him for trespassing when he goes to the sun and current todd calls the cops to have him removed . bo tells him that all they have is irene 's word and that is not proof that he really is todd manning .
nash : ah . roxy : oh . nash : what am i going to do ? roxy : get me a date , would you ? do n't worry about nothing . everything for you is going to be coming up daffodils . nash : what ? roxy : yeah . believe me , in the morning , with cheap hooch , you do n't remember a damn thing . nash : you think i 'm going to forget about this rotten , awful night ? i 'm going to forget that i had almost all of the money to buy back antonio 's share and lost it ? roxy : oh , poor baby . you jumped straight on the l express to povertyville . nash : i got a few days to come up with the money , or antonio 's going to sell it out . and that could be the end of jessica 's and my dream . [ scene_break ] singer : we 're alone antonio : talia ? talia : hi -- yeah . antonio : well , it 's -- [ talia chuckles ] antonio : too early for valentine 's day . talia : vice . thank you very much . i busted three johns , and -- and i got the goods on a pimp , so it was good . antonio : slamming . talia : i just -- ha , ha , ha -- [ antonio laughs ] talia : i just came in here to use the restroom . antonio : uh - huh . talia : but i could definitely use a beer . antonio : well , i will buy you one -- so long as you do n't bust me for procurement . talia : i 'll go easy on you this time . antonio : bartender , a beer ? talia : thanks . antonio : ah . talia : so , what , are you waiting for someone ? antonio : well , actually , i am . hopefully , this guy will change my whole life . [ scene_break ] jared : well , well , it 's a small world . natalie : i 'm busy , as you can see . jared : this is where you come to unwind , huh ? natalie : bye - bye . jared : will you make sure she has a few more of those ? it was a tough day at the office . miles : who was he ? natalie : nobody . just the jerk that barreled in to b.e . today demanding a job . miles : hmm . natalie : please , let 's forget about him . i want to know what you were talking about before , about todd . well , what is this hope you have for him ? what 's that ? miles : the truth . [ scene_break ] bo : john , you want to tell me what 's going on ? lindsay : i will . john did n't come here to arrest marcie for the murder of spencer truman . he came here to arrest me . marcie : this -no , no . this is ridiculous . it does n't make any sense . michael : john , please do n't do this . john : lindsay , we do n't have to do this here in front of everyone . lindsay : there 's no good place to do it . so you might as well just go ahead . john : lindsay rappaport , you 're under arrest for the murder of spencer truman . [ scene_break ] roxy : what difference does it make if antonio sells his share of this place as long as you own half of it ? nash : hmm -- 49 % , to be exact , which means that antonio can sell 51 % to anyone he likes . roxy : ooh , controlling interest . nash : mm - hmm . roxy : that 's not good . nash : no . and if the buyer wants to buy this vineyard just for the land , it means that the vineyard and the cottage and everything could be knocked down . roxy : all right , i see it now . they put up a cheesy strip mall and that would really suck . we ca n't let them do that . nash : and why do you care so much , huh ? roxy : well , i care because if they put up a strip mall , that means there 's lots of hair salons up the ying - yang . and then foxy roxy 's hair haven will be blown right off the map . nash : i had n't thought of that . roxy : no , i 'm telling you , we got to fight this . nash : well , the only way to fight this is for me to come up with a great big wad of cash , fast . roxy : well , how the hell could you lose to that jared creep ? you were chips up the whole night ! nash : change of luck . bad luck . just -- bottom line , i got to come up with the a new scheme . fast . roxy : `` scheme `` ? scheme ? well , you 're lucky , baby . because `` scheme `` is my middle name . [ scene_break ] talia : so -- um -- this person 's going change your life ? that 's a pretty dramatic statement . antonio : well -- um -- i got to do whatever i need to rid myself of jessica . jared : antonio vega ? antonio : yeah , that 's me . jared : ah . jared banks . i called about the vineyard . antonio : right . jared : but we could reschedule our meeting if -- talia : no , no -- antonio : oh , no , no , no , i 'm sorry -- talia : no , it 's ok . antonio : this is my -- my -- talia : officer sahid . jared : ah . happy to meet you , officer . talia : yeah , same here . uh -- i 'm going to go get out of these `` work clothes . `` i 'll see you . antonio : so how did you hear about the vineyard ? i have n't advertised my part of the investment yet . jared : oh , well , i spoke to your associate , nash brennan . antonio : really ? i thought he wanted to buy it himself . jared : well , you do want to sell , right ? can i get a -- a water , no ice , please ? bartender : right . antonio : yeah . but -- jared : good , because i took a ride down to look at it before i came here . it is a lovely piece of land . antonio : yeah , it is . jared : why are you selling ? antonio : i have my reasons . jared : hmm . that 's fair enough . at any rate , i 'm -- i 'm willing to match your asking price . antonio : why are you so anxious to buy me out ? [ scene_break ] miles : spencer wrote me a letter . it was delivered to me after he had died and i was living here in llanview . natalie : was that the letter that sent todd to chicago ? miles : yeah . spencer told me what to tell todd , and i did . i -- i gave him the lead about his son . natalie : well , that proves my point all along -- everything that i believe , because everything that you did -- you were being manipulated by spencer , even from the grave . but , miles , you decided to do the right thing . you handed that letter over to the police as soon as you found out that todd was missing . miles : the letter i turned over to the police -- it was incomplete . natalie : what do you mean ? miles : i intentionally withheld information . this key -- this key was in the letter . spencer wrote that he died with the truth about what really happened to todd 's son . but that he wanted the truth to come out one day , in the worst possible way . and since spencer -- he knew that i would also see todd as an enemy , he entrusted his secret to me . natalie : what was his secret , miles ? what did spencer do to todd 's baby ? miles : the answer 's in a bus station locker . [ scene_break ] officer : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you . nora : why was n't i informed about this ? bo : i was n't informed , either . but have a little faith . john must know what he 's doing . marcie : oh -- well , this is in -- insane , ok ? lindsay -- she did not kill anybody . she was just named woman of the year ! michael : stop , all right ? this is really not your place . marcie : not my place ? are you telling me that i am not allowed to defend lindsay ? she is family ! michael : this has nothing to do with us . rex : well , i sure as hell did n't see that coming . lindsay ? adriana : i do n't get it , either . but if john 's arresting her , he must have some kind of evidence , right ? todd : did i tell you ? yeah ? something juicy always happens at these things . blair : yeah , but lindsay rappaport -- this just does n't compute . todd : why not ? she killed her ex - husband , did n't she ? he was a nice guy . blair : oh . todd : spencer -- well , you know , he 's easy to kill . hey , get on it . we got an exclusive . blair : right . i do n't know , it just does n't make any sense to me . dorian : what does n't ? i mean -- oh -- after all , spencer drove a lot of people to do a lot of crazy things . marcie : did either of you know about this ? nora : marcie , you know all about police procedure . you want to tell me what 's going on here ? john : i believe this solves the truman case . bo : john , look , i 'll support you publicly here and now , you know that , but i expect a full report asap . john : understood . marcie : lindsay hardly knew spencer truman , john . she had no reason to kill him ! john : actually , she did . [ scene_break ] roxy : yes . a little crumpled up . i 've been carrying it around in my purse . ok . it 's the racing form for tomorrow . look . wine and roses . wine for you , roses for jessica . nash : you want me to bet on a pony ? [ roxy laughs ] roxy : duh ! it 's a long shot . the odds are way against this little pony . and if you win , and when you do win , you could make a bundle . nash : thank you . that 's great . but even if i had the cash to lay down on the bet -- which i do n't because i lost it -- losing it in that poker game has kind of soured me on gambling . roxy : oh , yeah , baby , i can dig it . what 's this ? nash : oh -- i was going through the vineyard 's inventory -- see if there was something i could sell . roxy : well , you know , i do n't know nothing about freakonomics . but does it make sense that you sell off part of the place to buy back part of the place ? that sounds kind of wooshie to me . nash : that is wooshie . i need a new plan , and i got to come with it fast , before jessica comes back from london . [ scene_break ] jared : i 'll give you the same answer you gave me . thank you . i have my reasons for wanting to purchase your property . and if you 're looking to unload , what difference does it make to you why someone wants it ? antonio : it does n't . i 'm curious , that 's all . jared : well , i 'm a businessman looking for opportunities , and the vineyard seems like a good investment . they 're not building any more land , in case you did n't get the memo . it 's -- and if you need the cash -- antonio : i 'm not doing this for money . jared : all right , i get you . in that case , give me the papers , i 'll sign . and then the -- the vineyard and all the bad memories will be part of your past . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] nash : hey , babe . jessica : it 's good to hear your voice . nash : yeah . hey , it 's -- it 's late in london , is n't it ? jessica : yeah , more like really , really early . bree is adjusting better than i am . i 'm still on llanview time . nash : right . you 're having fun , right ? jessica : well , apart from being a little sleep - deprived , yeah , i am . and it 's nice to hang out with kevin and kelly and little baby zane . but even so , i 'm looking forward to coming home . nash : yeah . i -- i miss you . i cat wait to -- [ mouths words ] nash : hold you in my arms . jessica : well , it 'll be soon . so , what 's been going on since i 've been away ? what have i missed ? [ scene_break ] natalie : so this locker -- what exactly is in it ? miles : i would n't know . i never opened it . natalie : why ? miles : i do n't know -- maybe because i -- i was afraid of what i might find out . maybe -- maybe i was buying into what everybody believed about spencer , that he was cruel and evil , and i did n't want to be an accomplice to something this evil . natalie : so what changed ? miles : no matter what i believe about todd , he should know the truth , whatever it is . if his son is dead , then he should know so he can accept it and move on . and if he 's alive -- well , i might be able to give him the information that would help find him . natalie : so you know what you need to do now , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] marcie : so now , you 're just going to stand there and tell me that lindsay actually had a motive to kill spencer ? michael : come -- come on . come on , marcie . marcie : i want an answer , michael . is that what you are saying to me , john ? john : i 'm not saying anything . michael : we 're going home , marcie . now , ok ? this is a matter for the police . marcie : if you want to go home , michael , you can go home . i am staying here . i am not leaving lindsay . i 'm not . lindsay : for god 's sake , john , please have him cuff me and take me in . bo : not so fast . rex : oh , i wish i could help her . adriana : me , too . but i do n't even know what 's going on . i mean , marcie 's right . lindsay did n't even know spencer . and what reason would she have for killing him , especially so violently ? stabbing him over and over again . rex : the only way i could see her doing this would -- would be if one of her kids was being threatened . adriana : yeah , but will 's not here , and jen is -- rex : all right , so this could n't have been a case of lindsay acting like mama bear . adriana : oh , my god , rex . what if it was ? blair : `` art dealer deals fatal blow . `` todd : no , that 's too `` banner . `` how about `` the art of murder `` ? blair : does n't say enough . both : `` killer of the year . `` blair : perfect . bo : lindsay , is there anything that you need to say to me ? lindsay : yes . i want to tell you that it 's all right . i 'll go with john . marcie : lindsay , why are you letting them do this to you ? just -- you know , just -- just tell them that it 's a mistake . just -- just tell them the truth , ok ? michael : marcie , please . marcie : will you please just tell them the truth ? tell them that you had absolutely nothing to do with this , ok ? ok , please ? will you please just tell them that there is absolutely no truth to this ? right ? [ scene_break ] jessica : you sound far away . nash : i am far away . i 'm on the other side of the atlantic , you remember ? jessica : no , that 's not what i mean . i -- it just sounds like your mind 's somewhere else . nash : yeah -- no , it 's just , you know , talking to you on the phone is n't quite the same thing as having you here -- in my arms , kissing you . roxy : come on , tell jessica what 's really going on here ! jessica : was that roxy ? nash : yeah . yeah , it was . jessica : well , what is she doing there ? and what did she mean by `` tell jessica what 's really going on here `` ? nash ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] antonio : i just decided to sell my investment in the vineyard . yours is the first offer . jared : does that mean you want to wait for other offers ? because i 'll pay 10 % more than the asking price . antonio : no . i 'm not waiting for other offers . i do need to make sure you 're a qualified buyer , though . jared : well , i am prepared to give you the entire amount in a cashier 's check . is that qualification enough ? antonio : i 'll -- i 'll consider your offer . jared : oh . is n't this -- antonio : my ex . jared : ah . and nash brennan carries a photograph of her , too . same woman . talia : so , business done ? antonio : yeah , as a matter of fact , it is . why do n't we get a table ? jared : officer sahid , i did n't know you were there . talia : yeah , i 've been back for a while . jared : right . i 'm going to sample some local wine . talk to you tomorrow ? antonio : you got my card . talia : so now i get what you meant earlier . about your life changing tonight ? once you sell your share of the vineyard , you will have cut loose the last thread between you and jessica . antonio : i do want to make sure he 's a qualified buyer , though . talia : what 's to qualify ? did n't he offer cash ? that 's not why you 're stalling . antonio : no . talia : no . you 're not sure you want to cut jessica loose completely . [ scene_break ] singer : like a child sun shines all the while spencer : go ahead , miles , open the locker . you need to know what 's inside . miles : i 'm not sure i want to know . spencer : what you 'll find in there , miles , will bind the two of us together for all of eternity . miles : or i 'll be rid of you forever . [ spencer laughs ] [ scene_break ] rex : what are you thinking , adriana ? dorian : rex -- um -- you and lindsay were once close . rex : so ? dorian : did you have any idea that she killed spencer truman ? rex : what ? no , i 'm just as shocked as everyone else ! adriana : well , what about you , mom ? you 're a friend of lindsay 's . dorian : well , yes . though i must say , i was rather surprised when she was selected as woman of the year . adriana : let me guess -- because you thought it should have been you ? dorian : i may not have spent every waking hour of the past year helping those less fortunate , but at least i did n't kill any of them . adriana : oh , god . lindsay : do n't worry , marcie . it 's going to be all right . ok ? it 's going to be all right . marcie : ok . nora : i hope you know what you 're doing . john : i have an eyewitness . john : excuse me . bo , could i speak to you for a second ? i was thinking maybe i should interview lindsay on her own , see if i can get her to fill in the details and -- and if possible , sign a confession . bo : do what you have to do . [ scene_break ] miles : oh , my god . spencer : yes ! that 's right , miles . brilliant . is n't it ? miles : this ca n't be true . spencer : it is , miles . it 's all right there , in black and white . so , the question is now -- what are you going to do about it ? [ scene_break ] todd : no kidding . that was fast . the online edition 's got the story going . blair : oh , good job . todd : could n't have done it without you . what 's that ? yes -- yeah , great . i 'll check in later . thanks . dorian : excuse me . i hate to rain on your parade , but you two are missing a very important component for your story . well , you 've got the who , where , what , whatever , but you do not have the why . marcie : i really do n't understand any of this . mike , i mean , what possible reason would lindsay have had for killing spencer truman ? mike ? i need to be with her , ok ? i mean , could you go and make sure that tommy 's ok , that everything 's ok with him ? michael : um -- no . marce , i 'm -- i 'm going to stay with you . adriana : you 're right . lindsay cares about children more than anything . she 's crazy about tommy , she takes care of him all the time . and marcie is practically a second daughter to her . rex : yeah , she is . michael : look , we 're -- we 're going to go to the police station . marcie : yeah . you know , i just -- i need to be with lindsay right now . you know ? i mean , i do n't know what else to do , you know ? she said -- she said that she 'd do anything for me . honey , excuse me . i 'm sorry . nora : ok , well , as unorthodox as it may be , it 's a legal warrant , so lindsay ca n't sue us . bo : i still ca n't figure out a motive , though . maybe spencer had something on her . nora : yeah , because saints do n't commit murder . well , is n't that what everyone 's making her out to be now ? some sensitive , philanthropic person of enormous integrity ? bo : lindsay has changed , nora . nora : i do n't think you 're very objective here , bo . bo : and you are ? nora : we 're talking about murder ! bo : we do n't know the circumstances ! lindsay would not commit a senseless act . now , if she killed truman , then something else was going on . [ scene_break ] john : come on in . lindsay : do n't i get booked or fingerprinted ? john : what do you say we just talk , you and me ? unless you 'd like a lawyer , and then we can move this over to the interview room . lindsay : i do n't need a lawyer . john : ok . well , you know , it 's kind of a stock line , but you can make things easier for everyone if you just tell me what happened the night truman was killed . or not . you know , there was always one element that was missing for me -- you hardly even knew truman , seemingly one of the few people in town that did n't want to see him dead , or so it seemed . not only did you have motive , i realize you had means and opportunity , as well . i know you killed truman , and i know why . [ scene_break ] nash : yeah , that 's roxy . and what 's going on is -- uh , we went out tonight and had a couple of drinks , so i 'm feeling a little out of it . jessica : no wonder you sound so strange , but i totally understand . i know you have n't wanted to drink since i ca n't . nash : yeah . no , that 's -- that 's part of it . jessica : and you did such an amazing job taking care of bree and i that , you know , you deserve to cut loose a little bit while we 're away . nash : yeah , there 's something else . roxy : good boy ! nash : uh -- it 's -- it 's about , you know , the -- the money i need for antonio to buy out his share of the vineyard before he sells it to somebody else . jessica : well , what about it ? nash : uh , uh , there 's something i 'm working on and i feel really good about it . jessica : well , that 's good . you know , i know how much the vineyard means to you . nash : to all of us , right ? [ scene_break ] antonio : i do want to sever my ties with jessica and -- and once my partnership with nash is dissolved , it 'll be done and i can move on with my life and i wo n't ever have to see either one of them ever again . talia : are you ready for that ? antonio : i -- i know i have to do it , you know ? it 's just that the reality of it -- talia : yeah -- no , i understand . and , you know , you say you wo n't have any reason to see jessica again , but you wo n't be able to avoid it . and it 's going to hurt , and there 's nothing you can do about it . but selling your half of the vineyard -- that 's something you can control . antonio : right , it 's -- it 's a move in the right direction . and it 'll help me just take charge of my own life . talia : yeah . i know what it 's like to have to start over . i mean , i love new york , but i left because it was too painful for me . and as hard as the move was , god , it was -- it was the right thing to do for me . it was a step toward -- i do n't know -- healing , toward finding what was good in life again . antonio : thanks , talia . if your offer 's still good , you 've got yourself a deal . [ scene_break ] natalie : wow , that was fast . miles : i was worried you 'd leave . natalie : without knowing what 's in the locker -- are you kidding me ? miles : huh . natalie : oh , do n't tell me it was a dead end . miles : no , it was n't . it was proof that spencer did n't kill todd 's son . natalie : oh , my god . whoa , whoa , wait . are you saying that todd 's baby is alive ? miles : yeah . todd 's son was adopted , but he was n't living in chicago . natalie : where is he ? miles : todd 's son is alive and well and living in llanview . natalie : you 're kidding . i do n't believe this . no -- maybe we should n't believe this . i mean , this could be another one of spencer 's sick manipulations . miles : no . no , i 'm certain it 's the truth . the way -- the way spencer outlined it all , with specifics and documentation . it 's real , there 's no question . natalie : ok , so where 's the baby now ? miles : i ca n't tell you . i do n't want to involve you in this any further than i already have . natalie : i know . i know that you ca n't , because you are a decent and caring human being , which -- i always believed that . and now , you have to go out there and do the right thing -- for todd 's son . and you got to prove to the world -- but most importantly , yourself -- who you really are . so , you know what , miles -- go do it . take back that respect , and give todd back his son . oh , miles ? [ scene_break ] marcie : uh -- a -- a terrible mistake has been made , but fortunately , it 's been rectified and now , i would like to introduce the real woman of the year -- dorian lord . woman : oh ! whoo ! blair : you did good -- yay ! dorian : oh ! blair : oh , wonderful ! whoo - hoo ! [ whistles ] blair : yeah ! dorian : thank you , marcie . marcie , you 're too kind . man : yeah . dorian : oh . oh . this is so incredible . i am overwhelmed at this honor , which has at long last come to me . i must say i feel very , very proud of all the work that i have done to help beautify llanview , and of course , the great honor i have being involved in many , many charitable organizations which i support . blair : dorian ? dorian : oh , is it time to go home ? blair : well , i 'm not actually ready to go home yet . dorian : oh , please . blair , you said you were n't going to go there anymore . blair : i 'm a big girl , dorian . i can take care of myself . dorian : so i 've heard many , many times . blair : later . blair : nothing else to report here , so should we head down to the police station ? todd : boy , it 'd be a real shame to let that champagne go to waste . blair : oh , yeah . rex : it 's impossible . there 's no way lindsay could 've found out the truth about todd 's baby . adriana : there 's always a way , rex . have n't you learned that by now ? someone forwards an email to the wrong person or talks too loud in public . blair : oh . oh -- it 's perfect ! adriana : and if lindsay did somehow find out , if she killed spencer to make sure that marcie would never lose tommy , the truth will come out . rex : no , it 's not , ok ? if lindsay went so far as to kill a man , she is not going to give it up now . [ scene_break ] john : i know you killed truman to keep the truth from coming out , but the truth will come out . you know , i was always bothered by the way michael and balsom acted after truman 's murder . and when i finally put a few things together , i realized they were hiding a secret , a secret that you somehow caught wind of . and now , i need to know what 's been done to keep that secret , and who else knows . lindsay : knows what ? john : that michael and marcie 's son is the child todd manning thought was dead . [ scene_break ] roxy : so what 's this plan that 's got you so hopeful ? you do n't have a plan , do you ? why are you lying ? i mean , you know , i got nothing against lying -- i 've done it a lot in my life . but what if she comes back here and you ca n't pony up the jack to buy this place ? nash : i 'm not lying . i 'm coming up with the money one way or another . when jessica comes back here in to a place that is 100 % ours . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'd like to change my reservation , please . yes , my original flight is thursday at 9 : 00 a.m. , london to llanview , but i 'd like to leave sooner -- tomorrow morning , if possible . [ scene_break ] antonio : i 'll have some papers drawn up and left in my club , capricorn . jared : ah , i know where that is . antonio : great . you can pick them up in the morning , then . jared : i 'll call you tomorrow . antonio : hmm . talia : so , how do you feel ? antonio : hmm . good . real good . [ scene_break ] jared : i wonder if you had a chance to reconsider my offer . natalie : i 'm not hiring you . jared : huh -- yeah . you 'll change your mind . natalie : hi . miles , it 's natalie . look , i 'm -- i 'm really concerned . you just bolted on out of here without telling me where you were going or what you 're doing , so please , could you just call me ? [ scene_break ] marcie : where 's lindsay ? i would like to see her . michael : she insisted on coming down here . bo : lindsay 's being questioned . john : the secret you killed for has come out anyway , lindsay . i know that tommy is todd manning 's son . look , i admire your devotion . but you ca n't protect them anymore , so you might as well just tell me . how long have you known tommy is todd 's son ? [ scene_break ] todd : a toast . blair : to scooping the story of the century . we were good tonight , were n't we ? todd : we always are -- at least when it comes to `` the sun . `` blair : you know what ? miles : todd ? blair : i have a toast -- miles : i 'm glad i found you . i have something to tell you , something terribly important . it 's about your son . [ next_on ] cole : someone else was arrested for murdering spencer ? natalie : i 'm not leaving without the best woman that i know . bo : you have to tell me what you 've been hiding . john : even with you or me , the truth 's going to come out . tommy is not theirs . miles : i know where your son is .
natalie is confused by miles ' actions and the fact that he knows more about todd 's son than he has let on . miles holds up a key that holds the solution to the whereabouts of todd 's son . miles rushes out . antonio sits at the bar when talia starts into the bar . when she sees antonio , she is embarrassed by her outfit and starts to leave . antonio sees her and tells her to come back . talia explains to him what she was doing dressed like that . jared banks comes into the bar and approaches the table where natalie and miles are . natalie tells him , once again , that she is not hiring him at buchanan enterprises . jared then walks over to antonio and introduces himself . jared offers him top dollar for his share of nash 's vineyard . antonio is reluctant to sell to him , at first , but after talking to talia , antonio agrees to sell . nash still grieves over losing the money to buy out antonio . roxy tries to help him think of a way to get back his money . jessica calls and wants to know what was going on , but nash is reluctant to tell her . john arrests lindsay for the murder of spencer truman . marcie ca n't understand why lindsay will not tell them that john made a mistake in the arrest . rex and adriana are just as confused , but adriana begins to understand why lindsay could have killed spencer . lindsay is taken to the police station for questioning , but she refuses to answer any of john 's questions . miles goes to the locker where the vital info about todd 's son is . he is visited by the ghost of spencer . miles takes the file out of the locker and begins to read it . todd and blair begin to realize that they are a good team when it comes to the newspaper business .
( adventurous music playing ) cristian : rise and shine . [ sarah groans ] [ cristian clears throat ] sarah : hey . talia : i 'm sorry , i just can not help myself . up until last night , i did n't think that we 'd ever be together again . i did n't . cristian : well , no way my brother here was going to let that happen . antonio : now , were you guys able to take care of everything ? sarah : yep , all set . cristian : jonas chamberlain and carlo hesser are out for the count . antonio : good . talia : you 're sure they 're not going to come to ? cristian : no way . sarah : considering the doses we gave them , there 's not a chance of that happening . i really hope this plan works . cristian : you know what ? it 's still hard to believe you 're related to a guy like hesser . antonio : yeah , well , we ca n't choose our parents . bitterman : your highness , are you there ? antonio : it 's time to start the second half of our plan . [ scene_break ] bo : morning , lindsay . [ scene_break ] [ gigi giggles ] gigi : what 's that about ? rex : i 'm just glad you 're here and that it was n't a dream . gigi : i 'm here . i 'm here , and it definitely was n't a dream . rex : okay , and everything we said to each other last night before we passed out was real ? gigi : i hope so . you told me you loved me . rex : well , i do , and you -- you told me that i 'm shane 's father . [ scene_break ] shane : morning , dad . brody : morning , son . did you sleep okay ? shane : yeah , i did . brody : hey , what can i get you for breakfast ? shane : cereal 's okay . brody : hey , i may not be much of a cook , but i think i can manage to whip up some bacon and eggs . shane : you do n't have to do anything special . i kind of wanted to do something special for you . [ scene_break ] todd : jess ? jessica ? do you know where jessica is ? tina : that 's it ? todd : jess ? hey , jess ? tina : what , that 's all you have to say to me ? [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] john ? john : hey , what 's going on ? tess : i need to talk to you . john : talk . tess : well , it 's about the woman that you were looking for at todd 's house last night . [ scene_break ] todd : jess ? [ todd groans ] todd : where the hell is she ? tina : out . that 's all you have to say ? todd : hmm ? tina : i do n't believe this . you are my full brother , todd , and we have n't seen each other for years . todd : i do n't know what your point is . tina : my point is that 's all you have to say to me ? todd : what would you have me say to you ? tina : oh , i do n't know . how about , `` hi , tina , nice to see you . how are you ? `` todd : hi , tina , nice to see you . how are you ? where 's jessica ? tina : i do n't know . i 'm not her babysitter . i 'm just the aunt she hates . todd : jessica hates you ? tina : yeah , she seems to . although , she never used to . look , i know she 's going through a lot . she just lost her husband , i mean , but was she a brat before this , because she is not the jessica i remember . [ scene_break ] john : you know something about the woman who 's staying with manning ? tess : [ as jessica ] just so we 're clear , you 're not talking about the housekeeper , right ? john : i am not talking about the housekeeper . who is she , jessica ? tess : oh , i -- i do n't know . i guess the best way to describe her is , uh , a figment of your imagination . john : really ? tess : yeah , she does n't exist , john . i mean , todd is n't hiding anybody at his house , and you 're kind of wasting your time looking for her . john : hmm , i wonder why it 's so important for you to convince me of that . [ scene_break ] brody : you did this for me ? shane : one of the first things that you said when you got back was how sorry you were for not being here while i was growing up , that you missed out on everything , so i put together this scrapbook for you . brody : i ca n't even begin to tell you how much this means to me , shane . shane : mom 's always taking pictures , so pretty much anything important that happened to me is in here . that 's me and mom at the bon - jour cafe where mom used to work . she hates that picture of herself . she thinks she looks fat . brody : i think your mom looks beautiful here . she always looks beautiful . [ scene_break ] gigi : what are we going to do now that everything 's out in the open ? rex : well , nothing 's out in the open . it 's just between you and me . gigi : and there are a few complications . you 're still married to adriana for one thing . rex : things are complicated , but i do n't regret a single thing that happened between you and me . i should have told you i loved you a long time ago . gigi : i gave you the chance . i told you i loved you . rex : well , you could n't have picked a better moment than the middle of my wedding ? [ rex sighs ] rex : i need to figure out how to tell adriana . gigi : right . rex : and we have to figure out how to tell shane i 'm his father . [ scene_break ] lindsay : wow , when they told me that i had a visitor , it never occurred to me that it would be you . bo : i was pretty surprised myself . lindsay : i did n't know if i would ever see you again . you were so mad . bo : lindsay , we were about to get married , and all of a sudden i find out that you faked insanity to get out of a murder charge . lindsay : okay , you know what , bo ? if you came here just to go through all that again -- bo : no , no , no no , that 's not why i 'm here . you 're paying for what you did . lindsay : yes , i am . bo : i was surprised when i found out you pled guilty . lindsay : i just want this all to be over with . bo : yeah , i guess so . lindsay : so why did you come see me ? bo : believe it or not , i came here to thank you . [ scene_break ] brody : there you are in a coat and tie . shane : you can tell by the way i 'm smiling that i hate getting dressed up . brody : it 's still a good one . shane : everyone says that we do n't look alike , but i think in that picture , i sort of look like you . brody : no , you 're your mama all over again . shane : a lot of kids at school do n't look like their parents , either . brody : well , i never looked anything like my dad . shane : it does n't make any difference whether we look alike or not . once we get back that test that we took , it 'll be official that you 're my dad . [ scene_break ] gigi : i 'm not so sure we should rush into telling shane . rex : rush ? i just spent the last 10 years of my life not knowing that i was a father . you thought shane was better off thinking his dad was dead than having me in his life . gigi : that 's not fair . i was afraid that if i hunted you down and told you , you 'd call me a liar or you would n't want any part of shane and me . rex : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i know i left you in a tough situation , but you did a great job at raising shane . he 's amazing . gigi : yeah , he is . rex : but i lost a lot of years with shane that i ca n't get back , so can you blame me for not wanting to lose one more day ? gigi : no . rex : look , i 'm going to be the greatest father , i swear . i know i did n't have any kind of role model growing up , but that kind of makes you think about what a good dad should be . i want the kind of relationship with shane that bo has with matthew . there 's still a few days before he goes back to school . maybe i can take him fishing or -- gigi : i miss him so much . this is the longest i 've ever been away from him . rex : have n't you called him ? gigi : i left a message last night , but i was -- i was waiting to make sure that he was up . rex : call him . call our son . [ scene_break ] brody : the only reason we took that dna test is because my name is n't on your birth certificate . shane : i know . you were worried because mom went away and if anything ever happened to her -- brody : no , nothing is going to happen to your mom . [ phone rings ] shane : maybe that 's her now . shane : hello ? gigi : honey , it 's mom . shane : mom ! it 's mom . dad and i were just talking about you . how are you ? gigi : oh , sweetie , i 'm fine now that i 'm hearing your voice . shane : how come you never called ? gigi : well , i -- i tried last night . i left a message . did n't you get it ? shane : we did n't check the machine . are you coming home soon ? gigi : as soon as i can get a flight . hopefully i will be home by tonight . shane : this is the longest you 've ever been gone . gigi : i know , baby , i miss you so much . brody : can i talk to your mom a minute ? shane : sure . dad wants to talk to you . i love you , mom . gigi : i love you , too , baby . brody : gigi ? gigi : hello , brody . brody : it 's good to hear from you . that lady , delphina , said some things that -- well , i 'm just glad to hear your voice . where are you ? gigi : texas . brody : did you find what you were looking for ? gigi : yeah , i found rex . [ scene_break ] bitterman : i 'm sorry , your highness , but i need to speak to you about a matter of utmost importance . talia : come in , bitterman . bitterman : oh , i 'm sorry , your highness . had i known -- talia : if you could just keep your voice down , the prince is still sleeping . bitterman : [ whispers ] pardon me , your highness . talia : the prince and i , we had a very long and active night , and the people of mendorra and my father will be pleased to know that my husband and i have performed our duty . we can officially be crowned king and queen . our marriage has been consummated . talia : what was so important that you had to come and interrupt the royal morning after ? bitterman : i 'm sorry , your highness , but i felt you and the prince needed to know that the world press is protesting the media blackout . talia : on what grounds ? bitterman : your marriage and , well , the aftermath are generating worldwide headlines , and now we have even more news to report . talia : right , so i 've got to get it out there that we got it on . bitterman : i have no intention of being so crass , but all of mendorra has been quite anxious , as has your own father , although i have been having trouble locating him this morning . talia : oh , well , last night he told me that he 's going to get up before dawn today and hunt wild boar . bitterman : will he be back soon ? i do n't know how much longer i can put off the press . talia : bitterman , you 're getting on my nerves , okay ? obviously , the prince and i have performed our obligations as set forth in the mendorran charter , which means i 'm queen . so i order you to lift the media blackout and let all of the reporters into the palace . bitterman : oh , but if i could just speak to your -- talia : bitterman , the prince and i , we have some damage control that we have to do . we need to allay our subjects ' concern -- [ jonas groans ] talia : about the monarchy . oh , honey , i 'm coming . thank you , why do n't you just give us about 20 more minutes , okay ? okay . [ talia laughs ] talia : was i , like , a little over the top ? antonio : no , it sounded to me like you had everything under control . sarah : you had attitude , girl . you 'd make a good queen . talia : ugh , it made me sick just lying in bed with jonas . he 's so gross . antonio : well , you 'll never have to do that again . sarah : come on , let 's go get you tricked out , queenie . stop . [ talia laughs ] cristian : he 's going to be out for a while . time for phase two . [ scene_break ] tina : look , i know it 's been a few years since i 've seen her , but , i mean , the jessica i always knew was sweet and nice and polite . but , i mean , this girl is out and out nasty . and she 's -- she 's so bossy . she acts like she owns the place . todd : maybe she does n't enjoy your company . [ tina scoffs ] tina : yeah , she has made that abundantly clear . i mean , she 's practically thrown me out of my own home . i mean , she 's more of a spoiled brat than david vickers is . todd : david vickers is n't living here , too , is he ? tina : not the man , my dog . todd : your dog 's name is -- no , forget it . what else has jessica done ? tina : is n't that enough ? i mean , natalie , who i just met , has practically rolled out the red carpet for me , but -- but jessica , she has been a total b -- i am not going to say the word , but let me tell you it is not a word that i thought i would ever use to describe one of viki 's daughters . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] look , john , i know what my uncle 's done in the past and i understand why people feel the way they do about him , but in my heart , i know he 's changed . i just do n't want to see him get punished for the man that he used to be . and i know you and i have always been straight with one another , and i just wanted you to know the truth . john : well , i appreciate that . tess : you 're welcome . i 'll let you get back to work . john : hey , before you go , um , would you mind if i asked you a couple of questions ? [ scene_break ] todd : jessica 's been through a lot . she needs to sort it all out in her head and try to heal . tina : i know , and i want to help her . [ todd scoffs ] todd : give me a break . you 're nothing but trouble . jessica knows that . [ tina laughs ] tina : i ca n't believe that you of all people would say that to me . todd : well , look what 's happened every time you 've come to town . tina : look , i admit i have had my problems in the past , but you know what ? i 've grown up . i have , i 've changed . and i 'm here to spend time with sarah and to , uh , bond with my family . todd : mm - hmm . tina : and -- and viki and i , we had a very sweet , albeit brief , reunion . and , you know , i think she would be thrilled to know that i was here in support of jessica . todd : viki does n't know you 're here ? tina : where else would i be ? in fact , i was thinking about calling viki to let her know how nasty jessica has been to me , so i think i 'm going to do it right now . todd : oh , no , no , no . you do n't want to do that . tina : why not ? so tell me , um , why are you so protective of our little niece , and why are you so desperate to talk to her ? [ scene_break ] gigi : are you alone now , brody ? brody : yeah . gigi : what the hell were you thinking telling balsom that you and i slept together ? brody : he told you , huh ? gigi : he sure did . brody : i 'm sorry , gigi . i know that was stupid . gigi : stupid ? it was a total lie . brody : it just came out , all right ? you were a mess because of him . i wanted to shut the guy down . i mean , he 's still married . gigi : okay , that does n't make it all right for you to lie to him about us . brody : look , the last thing i want is for balsom to screw up what we 've got going for shane . i mean , he 's finally feeling like he 's got a family . gigi : so it was all about protecting shane . brody : okay , maybe i 'm finally feeling like i 've got something in my own life worth fighting for -- you and shane . now , i do n't want balsom ruining that . gigi , are you still there ? gigi : i 'm here . brody : shane 's , uh , we 're just glad to hear you 're safe . we 'll talk to you when you get back . gigi : yeah , we have a lot to talk about . [ gigi sighs ] gigi : how can i do this ? rex : what ? gigi : take shane away from brody . rex : brody 's not shane 's father , i am . gigi : i know that , but shane does n't . rex : yeah , because you lied to him , too . gigi : okay , fine , but that does n't change the fact that shane loves brody . rex : wait , are -- are you saying we should n't tell shane i 'm his father ? gigi : no , i 'm not saying that we should n't ever tell shane . i 've wanted to tell him a million times since you came back into my life . and i know that he has to find out now , i know . rex : okay , well , do n't make it sound like it 's going to be so painful for him . gigi : he 's spent his whole life thinking brody was his dad . rex : i know that , but he just met brody for real , like , what , three months ago ? it 's not like he grew up with the guy . gigi : he grew up with the idea that his dad died a hero , and then brody came back . ca n't you understand what that meant to shane ? rex : yes . and i know i 'm not some kind of hero , but it 's not like shane hates me . gigi : no , he likes you . he likes you a lot . rex : well , do n't you think that will make things easier for him ? gigi : not for brody . he 's crazy about shane . rex : who cares about brody ? the guy only showed up because somebody paid him . gigi : yeah , your wife . rex : okay , look , this is n't getting us anywhere . gigi : rex , you have to understand that -- i put everything on the line when i stood up at your wedding and i told you how i felt in front of all those people , and then you went ahead and you married adriana . and yeah , i wish that we were together when brody showed up , but we were n't . so , i mean , what was i supposed to do ? i mean , i know -- i know brody has his faults . i know that . but he really has tried to clean up his act for shane and me . rex : gigi , brody knows that i 'm shane 's father . he 'll understand why shane needs to know the truth . gigi : but will shane understand ? or will our son hate me for lying to him for his whole life ? [ scene_break ] brody : you feeling better now that you 've heard from her ? shane : am i a wuss for missing her so much ? brody : if you are , then you 're looking at another wuss because i miss her , too . shane : wait until she hears about that test . brody : maybe we should hold off on telling her about that . shane : why ? brody : let 's keep it as a surprise . shane : okay , if that 's what you want . brody : what did you get from your room ? shane : i want us to put these pictures in my scrapbook . this is me right after baseball practice this year . brody : is that rex with you ? shane : he took me . brody : great . i want to see the rest of the scrapbook . shane : i made it so that you could know about my life , but i do n't really know anything about yours , except that you were a navy seal and a hero . brody : well , i do n't know about the hero part . shane : do you have any pictures ? brody : there was n't a lot of time for taking pictures . shane : well , maybe you can just tell me . it 's been 10 years -- that 's my whole life . a lot must have happened to you in 10 years . [ scene_break ] lindsay : how could you possibly want to thank me for pretty much ruining your life ? bo : all this made me realize that i 've lived my life in a -- in a reaction to my father , even after he died . lindsay : bo , you 've never , ever been anything like your father . bo : and i did everything i possibly could to make sure that i was n't , but i think i went too far . when i decided to ask you to marry me , all of a sudden , i could n't help but think about how pa would have reacted . it gave me a chuckle . lindsay : you asked me to marry you to tick off your dead father ? bo : no , no . i asked you to marry me because i care so much about you . i thought if i could -- if i could overlook the problems , then i would finally be taking control of my life . lindsay : well , this just keeps getting better and better . i ca n't wait to hear the punch line . bo : no , lindsay , i 'm just -- i was blindsided when i found out what you had done . lindsay : i 'm sorry that i hurt you . you ca n't imagine how sorry i am . bo : i know . and i was hurt , i was . i was hurt so much that i decided to just turn my back on everybody else that i cared about and run away . imagine that -- at my age , i ran away . but if i had n't done that , i would n't have found what i did . lindsay : what did you find ? bo : i found myself . [ scene_break ] sarah : good luck . talia : thanks . cristian : we 'll take care of everything here . are you up for what we have to do now ? sarah : i 'm up for it if you 're up for it . cristian : let 's do it . [ scene_break ] todd : jessica has lost her husband and she 's pregnant and her mom 's out of town , so i 'm worried about her . tina : you did n't act so worried a few minutes ago . in fact , you seemed mad . todd : how would you know the difference ? tina : look , whatever jessica is going through does not give her the right to be rude to me and david vickers . he just wanted to go down to the basement . todd : the basement ? tina : yeah , he just wanted to sniff around in the basement , and i do n't know , she -- she went ballistic . she acted like he was going to attack her child or something . she even locked the basement door . todd : what 's in the basement ? tina : you got me . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] what would you like to ask me , john ? john : first off , how 's everything with the baby ? tess : oh , i went to the obstetrician -- i was a little worried about those pains . you were so nice , by the way . thank you . john : you went to the doctor ? i thought i saw your car outside when i left . tess : you did . i -- i took a cab . i did n't want to take any chances . but she examined me , and i 'm okay . john : good , that 's good . tess : you know , this pregnancy , doing it alone -- when i carried bree , i had nash . john : i 'm very sorry for your loss . tess : thank you . can i talk to you about something else ? john : mm . tess : i 'm a little worried about natalie . john : why is that ? tess : she 's blaming herself for what happened to nash . and i keep on telling her over and over and over again that it 's not her fault , but you know how she gets when she has trouble dealing with things . she can be a little reckless , and i just do n't want her doing anything rash , you know ? john : what do you think she might do ? tess : i do n't know . i do n't know what she would do . i just think that it 's important for her to be around the people that love her and the people that care about her . i just do n't want her running off and hiding on us , and you know -- you have enough on your shoulders right now . i 'm sure you have lots of work to do . you do n't have to worry about this . john : no , it 's no problem . tess : this would n't be the case file on the mystery woman and todd , would it ? john : oh , no , you do n't want to touch that . there 's scary monsters in there . [ tess chuckles ] tess : oh , sure . john : thanks for coming down . tess : thanks . i just wanted to do the right thing . john : hmm . tess : bye . john : bye . [ scene_break ] todd : what else did jessica say ? tina : other than `` get out `` ? not much . todd : yeah , well , do n't give her any trouble , okay ? and do n't bother viki with this . she 's in africa doing her goody - two - shoes thing . she does n't need to be worrying about jessica or worrying about the fact that you think jessica hates you . tina : well , i really do n't care whether she likes me or not . this is my home , too , and i need a roof over my head . todd : she 's not going to throw you out . tina : bye , todd . nice to see you again , brother . [ tina laughs ] tina : here you are again , my lovelies . mm - mwah . [ scene_break ] talia : everyone in this room knows that mendorra is my adopted country and that my marriage to the crown prince was arranged , as marriages have been for centuries in this country . my husband and i , we understand those circumstances , and we also understand that the purpose for our union was to produce an heir for the mendorran throne . ladies and gentlemen , i can promise you that the people of mendorra will not be disappointed . yes . reporter : why are you making this announcement without the prince ? talia : my husband would have been here , but he promised my father that he was going to go boar hunting with him this morning . the two of them are very close . they 've spent a great deal of time together . reporter : why is your father so involved in government affairs ? second reporter : is n't he a career criminal ? talia : my father changed profoundly while he was in prison , and -- well , i feel very blessed that he and my husband are so close . so now that you guys have been so patient waiting for news , i 'd like to take you on a tour of the palace . bitterman : but , your highness , no -- talia : the palace itself was erected in 1547 for king rubolov iii in celebration of his marriage to queen margaret of fredonia . bitterman : but , your highness -- talia : right now we 're in the grand salon . newscaster : this is gloria teasdale coming to you from mendorra , where princess talia hesser von hohenstein , daughter of carlo hesser -- tina : oh , this i 've got to see . newscaster : is welcoming the world to her country and to her new home , the palace of mendorra . talia : now i will take you all upstairs to the grand hall and the royal suites . right this way . tina : oh , my . [ scene_break ] todd : just make it happen . ah . tess : what are you doing here ? todd : where the hell have you been ? tess : nice . not that it 's any of your business , but i was doing some damage control . todd : what does that mean ? tess : well , i was trying to make sure that your little secret game with marty saybrooke stays a secret . todd : why ? tess : leverage -- you know , i have my secret , and you have yours . todd : oh , that you 're tess , the nut job , and no longer the lovely jessica ? [ tess sighs ] todd : by the way , you might want to try acting like a little less of a bitch around here . tess : okay , stop it . that 's enough , thank you . keep your voice down . todd : so how did you do it ? tess : i went to go and see john mcbain . todd : what ? tess : well , i was just letting him know that there is absolutely no way that -- todd : god , you idiot ! why ? tess : what ? todd : they did n't find anything at my house . why would you go and wave a red flag around him ? tess : i did n't do that . i totally sold him . you 're welcome , by the way . todd : well , shut up about it ! god , stay away from mcbain . tess : todd -- todd : is jessica in there anywhere ? tess : i have her totally under control , thanks . todd : you know , it 's just as well , i guess . when she comes out , she 's not going to like what i 'm doing with marty . tess : look , todd , when i left john mcbain , the case of the mysterious woman was officially closed . you do n't have to worry about it . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you found yourself ? bo : mm . i took a trip to my past . i went back to my roots , and in my head , i settled some things that i should have settled a long time ago . lindsay : things about your father ? bo : pa 's been dead for over a year , but i feel like i just buried him . and i 'm finally able to know what he was and what he was n't . and if it were n't for you , i 'd have never made that journey . lindsay : i 'm glad you 're feeling better about things . bo : i also wanted to say that i 'm not sure that i can ever forgive you , but i understand . i do . you did everything you did out of love . and i know now , i mean , everything in the world is not just black and white . love -- misguided love can make people do some extreme things . bo : i hope your time here goes quickly . lindsay : thank you . maybe when i get out -- bo : good luck , lindsay . [ scene_break ] brody : the thing about my life is it was n't all that interesting . shane : you were a navy seal . that had to be awesome . brody : i thought it would be . it sort of boiled down to a bunch of guys hanging out in the desert and trying not to get killed . shane : i still want to hear about it . brody : maybe some other time , okay ? shane : okay . here 's the other picture . it is the most important one of all because it shows the best thing that ever happened to me in my entire life -- you coming home . [ scene_break ] rex : there is no way shane is going to hate you . gigi : but i 've been lying to him for his whole life . rex : he 'll understand why . and shane knows better than anybody what a great mother you 've been . we 'll explain everything to him together . gigi : okay . i know we have to tell him . i know . i want to , but we have to find the best way and the right time to do it . rex : okay . gigi : and about the other thing -- rex : what other thing ? oh . oh , this other thing . [ scene_break ] john : hey , it 's mcbain . when are you going to have that 3d reconstruction done for me ? well , good . it 's going to be a lot easier to find this woman when we know what she looks like . bo : good morning , commissioner . [ scene_break ] shane : can you believe mom dressed me as a lion for halloween ? how dorky is that ? brody : no , you look great . not too scary , though . [ knock at door ] [ scene_break ] gigi : i do n't think we should do that . rex : you sure ? we 're pretty good at it . gigi : until things get a little less complicated , i think we should , you know -- rex : back off ? yeah , i got that when we got here last night and you asked chuck for two rooms . gigi : i 'm sorry that i 've made such a mess out of everything . rex : it 's my fault . i should n't have run out on you without a word . gigi : i wonder how we would have handled it all together ? we were so young . it could have been even more of a disaster . rex : uh , i 'm not so sure shane would have turned out as well as he did if i had been in his life . back then i was n't exactly the model citizen . gigi : well , the only way we could find out is if we went back in time . rex : right . and we both know that 's impossible . [ scene_break ] brody : that was the messenger from the hospital . shane : is it about the test ? brody : yep . it 's official . shane : `` brody lovett and shane morasco , positive dna match . `` wow . brody : i 'm your father now . no one can ever take you away from me . [ brody growls ] [ scene_break ] talia : these marble floors are the original , and these tapestries are actually 17th century french . right this way . here we are at the royal bedchamber where the heir might well have been conceived last night . reporter : may we see the room , please ? talia : of course . we do n't have any secrets here in mendorra . [ talia gasps ] [ reporters murmur ] [ scene_break ] tina : oh , my . looks like carlo learned a few skills in prison . [ scene_break ] reporter : how embarrassing . second reporter : unbelievable . [ scene_break ] todd : you better be right about mcbain . tess : i am right . he 's not going to find out that you 're hiding marty saybrooke at your house . that is , as long as you keep quiet about me . todd : you mean that you 're tess or what you 're hiding in the basement ?
cristian , antonio , sarah and talia put their plan into action . jessica goes to john telling him that todd really does n't have a woman in the house . john wonders why she 's so intent on making him believe it . talia pretends to be in bed with jonas as the general comes in . she tells him jonas is asleep because they consummated their marriage . todd goes to llanfair looking for jessica . he finds tina who tells him how mean and nasty jessica has been to her . she tells him about how the dog wanted to go in the basement and jessica got very angry . bo visits lindsay in jail . brody and shane share breakfast . shane gives him a scrapbook of his life . the dna test comes back positive that brody is shane 's father . in texas gigi and rex talk about how to tell shane he 's the father . in mendorra , cristian and sarah set up the unconscious carlo and jonas in bed together . talia takes the press on a tour of the palace and opens the door so everyone sees the two men in bed together . todd knows tess is out and he asks about what she 's hiding in the basement .
john : cole , how 's it going ? you okay ? cole : yeah . john : yeah ? cole : john , i appreciate everything you 've done for me . you know that , right ? john : but how much longer is this gon na take ? cole : i 'm climbing up the walls here , man . i 'm afraid to call starr . i 'm worried about her and the baby . i need to get this finished and get back to them . [ scene_break ] starr : so , who 's coming ? dorian : how do i look ? starr : dangerous . dorian : yes ! [ doorbell rings ] dorian : ooh , ooh , ooh . starr : ha ha ha ! mayor lowell : dr. lord . dorian : mayor lowell , how good of you to come . starr : said the spider to the fly . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : we are at war with the criminals who bring drugs into this town and poison our children . we ca n't afford stonewalling and incompetence from the very people who should be protecting us . i promise you , i am cleaning house . viki : please . he is such a pompous windbag , i swear , if i have to listen to that man pontificate for another 4 years , i shall go stark , raving mad . charlie : then do n't . back somebody else . viki : oh , you have someone in mind ? charlie : hey , you 're the hometown sweetheart here , not me . why do n't you just open your phone book , and i 'm sure you can find somebody in there with name recognition , the ethics , the drive , other than my wife , of course , who does n't seem to want to bother taking on that pompous windbag . viki : come on , charlie . charlie : what ? viki : i have a new husband , you , and i 'm happy . i do n't want to turn my life upside down . charlie : then , like i said , back somebody else . viki : [ sighs ] the thing is , whoever runs against him is going to have to have the support of the town council , they have to have enough money to wage a proper campaign , and they have to have the experience to actually make a difference when he or she is elected . charlie : and my guess is , that 's a pretty short list . viki : do you have any idea what it would do to us , to this family if i were to run for mayor ? charlie : no . i do n't ... viki : thank you . charlie : but i do have a pretty good idea of how things would go if you do n't -- 4 more years of you bellyaching about mayor lowell , throwing the remote at the tv set . well , come on . i married a tiger . give him hell . viki : [ scoffs ] [ scene_break ] ford : i like the way you thinking , jim . langston : thanks , i think . ford : so , if i 'm gon na be on camera , then we need to find me a love interest . langston : you do n't already have one ? ford : no . i 'm afraid i 'm married to this show at the moment , unless you know someone i can talk to or -- langston : no , but i 'm sure it ca n't be that hard . i mean , just set up something like today -- it 's hot out , and you 're looking like you are , and a girl walks in , boom , love at first sight . ford : kind of like how you did . langston : [ laughs ] ford : does that make you my love interest ? markko : what 's going on ? langston : oh , markko , i was so worried about you . rachel said people were shooting at you . markko : no . it 's okay , just a bunch of noise . langston : but are you okay ? i mean , where were you ? markko : up at the house with vickers and priscilla . ford : you get anything we can use ? markko : depends . rachel and dr. evans were working out together . ford : was it hot ? markko : the ac was on . ford : ha ha ha ! markko : what ? langston : i think what ford was trying to say is if rachel and dr. evans -- if there were sparks . ford : sexual tension . markko : yeah . i get it . i know what sexual tension looks like , and , yeah , there were sparks . [ scene_break ] oliver : oh , man , how did i ever live without ac ? ice - cold rose . i will pour you a glass , and then i 'm gon na jump in the shower . layla : i do n't want any wine . oliver : okay . well , i think there 's some iced téa left . layla : i 'm not thirsty . oliver : all right . well , i 'm just gon na jump in the shower , then . layla : i need answers , oliver . oliver : about what ? layla : you and kyle lewis . oliver : i told you -- layla : i know you did . this time , i want the truth . [ scene_break ] gigi : even if we do n't say stacy 's name , we ca n't pretend she does n't exist . rex : not even for one night . gigi : we have to figure out some way to deal with her , or she 's gon na ruin us because , whether we like it or not , she 's pregnant with your child . [ doorbell rings ] gigi : thought you said you were gon na call first . stacy : oh , i 'm sorry . this is kind of important . gigi : who 's this ? stacy : my best friend from vegas . kim : hi . stacy : look . i need to talk to you . gigi : is she staying with you at the loft ? stacy : she 's visiting , okay ? rex : how about we talk tomorrow at the obstetrician 's ? stacy : how about we talk now ? this is about the baby . [ scene_break ] oliver : has somebody said something about this ? because -- layla : just answer the question -- you and d kyle . oliver : we were in college together . i 've told you this before . layla : what was your relationship ? oliver : our relationship ? layla : yes . your relationship . oliver : we were friends and frat brothers . you know , we knew each other . we had a couple classes together . did he say something to you ? layla : no . oliver : then what is all this ? because you 're obviously upset about something . layla : do you know how bad this feels to even have to ask you this and to watch you dance around ? oliver : ask me what ? layla : were you involved with kyle ? oliver : what do you mean , involved ? layla : you know exactly what i mean . i just found out from a total stranger that kyle had a relationship in college with a closet case who became a cop . i need to hear you say it . were you sleeping with kyle lewis , yes or no ? oliver : yes , okay ? yes . [ scene_break ] ford : so , details , markko . i want to hear about the hot former addict and the hot neurosurgeon . what went on ? markko : well , by the time dave and i got there , rachel was sort of on top of dr. evans . ford : they were doing it ? markko : no . they were just exercising . ford : that 's one way of looking at it . markko : you do n't understand . they were doing some dance moves to z - fit on the z - box , and they must 've lost their balance . anyway , they ended up on the floor . ford : but you have this on tape , right ? markko : what i could . rachel was n't exactly on board with the whole reality tv thing . ford : where 's the camera ? markko : vickers and priscilla have it . they 're out looking for some more hot footage . ford : without me ? markko : what can i say , ford ? you were busy . markko : so , details , lang . i want to hear about the producer and my hot girlfriend . langston : oh , please . i came down here looking for you , and he told me that i could hang out till you got back , so we got to talking , and we started , you know -- markko : you started what ? langston : kind of working together , i mean , just shooting ideas around about the show , but he liked what i had to say . markko : hmm , which was -- langston : he should make it a love story . i mean , i know that 's kind of an obvious idea , but -- markko : wait . so , you 're working on the show now ? langston : well , i mean , i do n't know . maybe , i guess , if he likes my ideas , but why ? would that be a problem ? [ scene_break ] john : i know it 's tough being away from home . i 'm keeping an eye on starr and hope . they 're doing okay . how you doing ? i know this ca n't be easy . cole : yeah . well , the first night was rough knowing that i had enough junk in my pocket to make it all go away . it 's a funny thing , you know , being on the other side of it , knowing that it 's just , like , this stone cold business . it really makes you feel like a fool to use . besides , i would never do that to starr , never , not after she got me clean . anyway , how 's my mom ? john : good . she 's back at work . cole : really ? i did n't know that . i 'm a half a mile away , and i might as well be on the moon . john : oh , well , you know , hang in there , kid . you 'll be home sooner than you think . [ scene_break ] dorian : mayor lowell , i 'd like you to meet my grandniece starr manning . starr : oh -- mayor lowell : it 's a pleasure . you 're a student at llanview high ? starr : i 'm a senior . excuse me . i just still need to print out my fall schedule , and i have you down for tuesdays from 9 : 00 to 2 : 00 . dorian : it 's already on my calendar . starr : okay . mayor lowell : you 're doing some kind of volunteer work at the school ? starr : we like to call it the hope brigade . dorian : and it 's hardly voluntary . you see , we 're all helping to care for starr 's baby . mayor lowell : are n't you a little young to be having a child ? [ scene_break ] stacy : i 'm sorry . you 're right . i should 've called . gigi : oh , but then you would n't have been able to spoil our night , and since it 's all about you and -- i still do n't have your name -- bambi , trixie ? kim : it 's kim . gigi : oh , of course it is . let me guess . you 're a rocket scientist . kim : at least i 'm not a waitress . gigi : no . you 're a pole dancer , which is what they 're calling whores these days . rex : okay , okay . kim : holy crap , you were n't kidding . gigi : excuse me ? kim : stacey told me you were n't exactly thrilled about your boyfriend knocking her up , but she never mentioned you were such a bitch . rex : mm , get out now . stacy : she did n't mean anything . kim : look . i do n't care who she thinks she is . she ca n't talk to me like that . rex : i do n't know what stacy has told you , but -- kim : she 's done some stuff she 's not exactly proud of , which makes her human . gigi : oh , is that what you told her , that you 're `` not exactly proud `` of threatening my son 's life . you 're ashamed of taking a crowbar to my car , trying to push me down a flight of stairs . kim : you never told me that . damn , girl . stacy : look we did n't come here to go through all that . rex : why are you here , stacy ? gigi : run out of hot water at the loft , huh ? rex agreed to put you up , not open up a boarding house for hookers . kim : where do you get off talking to me like i 'm dirt ? you do n't even know me . gigi : you 're stacy 's best friend . that 's all i need to know . kim : that 's it . rex : i do n't want to have to hit a girl . stacy : look . i need to say something , okay ? you gon na let me say it before i lose my nerve ? [ scene_break ] viki : i appreciate the vote of confidence , okay , but as much as i really hate the idea of another 4 years of stanley lowell , i do n't think this family should be in the spotlight right now . charlie : hey , your family is fine . natalie and jared are almost as happy as we are . viki : what about jessica ? if i run against lowell , he will drag out everything that has happened since nash died . charlie : well , why do n't you just talk it over with her , see how she feels about it ? because she looks to me like she 's getting stronger every day . she 's got brody in her corner , and , if you ask me , if she were to see you take on something like this , it would do nothing but give her more hope . viki ... viki : what ? charlie : llanview needs you . this lowell guy is a disaster . viki : well , the polls do n't agree . charlie : well , that 's only because the guy running against him is a bigger clown than he is , and , from what i hear , he 's planning on dropping out right away . you want lowell to run unopposed ? i mean , sure , he talks a good game . he 's got this pitch about how he 's gon na end cronyism and corruption . viki : yeah , and then he shut down your job site because i refused to endorse him . charlie : well , that just goes with the territory when you 're married to a big cheese . viki : ha ha ha ! you know , charlie , i love this town . i mean , this is my home . just makes me sick to think that somebody as craven as stanley lowell gets to decide its fu -- do you know that he 's already talking about selling off parcels of the riverfront to a casino ? he 's been in harrisburg getting votes to legalize gambling . charlie : hmm . ah , sounds like a speech to me , viki b . viki : no . we have to stop this . charlie : whoa , whoa , wait , wait . stop ? stop what ? i mean , stop talking about the future of your hometown , your kids ' hometown , your grandkids ' ? i mean , as far as i 'm concerned , this is one of the most important conversations that we 've ever had . [ scene_break ] cole : so , how close are you to busting whoever it is that 's bringing drugs into llanview ? john : close , thanks to you . cole : okay , so that shipment , the one i heard sergei talking about , you 're able to use it ? john : i leaked that information to one of the guys on my team . cole : why ? what , is he dirty ? john : [ chuckles ] cole : what ? john : you talking like a cop . cole : well , do n't get any ideas because once this is over -- john : i know . i know . you 're a civilian . cole : okay , so you leaked to this guy . john : yeah . guess what he did . cole : took it back to his source ? john : right again . cole : so , you know who 's bringing drugs in . [ scene_break ] starr : i 'm not pregnant ... mayor lowell : oh , thank god . starr : but i was . i had my daughter when i was 16 . she may not have been planned , but i could n't love her any more . she changed my life . mayor lowell : i 'm sure she has . dorian : starr is a wonderful mother . starr : excuse me . mayor lowell : children having children . what a shame . dorian : it was a bit of a challenge at first , but the family decided to pitch in so that we could make sure that starr finished school . mayor lowell : yes . tuesdays from 9 : 00 to 2 : 00 . dorian : do n't worry , though . i promise you , it 's not gon na interfere with my fundraising for your campaign , though someone may have to sub for me once i go back to work . mayor lowell : you 're going back to work ? dorian : as chief of staff of the hospital . mayor lowell : i was n't aware there was an opening . dorian : it could be decided that we needed a new chief of staff . my name could be mentioned . you 're on the board . mayor , you have my vote . may i count on yours ? mayor lowell : sorry . it 's out of the question . [ scene_break ] oliver : look . it was a really confusing time , okay ? i was partying . we were drunk . we were playing truth or dare . layla : do n't . oliver : no . i just need you to understand . layla : you think i do n't understand ? i worked in fashion for years . i have all kinds of gay friends , and i even asked you , and you lied to me . oliver : no . i did n't . layla : oliver , you made me think this thing you had in college that you never got over was with a woman . oliver : trust me . i got over it . layla , look . i swear to you , that 's not who i am , okay ? we were playing around , you know , experimenting when i was a kid , but i grew up . layla : and the experiment is over . oliver : yes . layla : so , that was n't you in the alley behind the buenos dias kissing kyle lewis ? [ scene_break ] markko : why would i have a problem with you working on the show ? i mean , you 're the one who talked him into hiring me in the first place , and besides , it means we get to work together . langston : yeah , you , me , and ford . markko : oh , yeah ? so ? langston : i got to tell you , when i rounded this corner and i saw him outside with his shirt off pouring that bucket of water all over his ripped chest , muy caliente . markko : it sounds like one of those cheesy music videos from before we were even born . langston : oh , no . this was the real deal . markko : oh , yeah ? langston : yeah . markko : kind of like this ? langston : well , a little . may be getting there . oh , god . oh ! aah ! ha ha ha ! ah . markko : muy caliente . langston : mmm . [ scene_break ] john : i think i know who sergei 's contact is . cole : who is it ? john : the guy who let drugs into this town in the first place . cole : okay , so who is it ? really ? you 're not gon na tell me ? look . i 'm risking my life here . john : and i 'm trying to keep you safe . i give you a name and you let on that you know more than you should know , they 're taking you out . cole : john , who is it ? the mayor ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i 'm sorry , mayor . i 'm afraid i do n't understand . mayor lowell : the current chief of staff is a personal friend and a major contributor to several of my campaigns . dorian : and you feel that you owe him . mayor lowell : i do owe him , and i 'm a man of principle , dr. lord . dorian : i respect that . i totally respect it , but what if , for example , i were to raise 3 , 5 , oh , 10 times as much as the chief ? mayor lowell : my hands are tied . i 'm sorry . dorian : well , then i 'm afraid i 'm sorry , too . mayor lowell : what do you mean ? dorian : i 'm very sorry that i wo n't be able to rally my very wealthy , very influential friends around your reelection campaign . mayor lowell : i was n't aware this was a quid pro quo . dorian : now you know . mayor lowell : i 'm sure we can come to some kind of an agreement . dorian : i 'm afraid my hands are tied . [ scene_break ] rex : okay . you 've got our attention . stacy , say what you came here to say , please , then go . stacy : okay . um , i -- shane : mom , what 's she doing here ? stacy : hey , shane . kim : he 's cute . stacy : this is my friend kim . shane : you lied to me about everything . stacy : no . shane : you said you were my donor . that was a lie , right ? you said that you could save my life . that was a lie , too . stacy : i would never hurt you , shane . shane : you made my mom break up with my dad . you said that she was sleeping with brody . you called her a slut . you 're the slut . kim : stop , you little brat . you do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . [ scene_break ] oliver : who told you that ? was it cristian ? he 's got a thing for you , layla . he 's been trying to break us up since day one . layla : and i defended you because i cared about you and i thought you cared about me . oliver : i do . layla : then tell me the truth . oliver : okay , okay . layla , the reason i did n't say anything was -- okay . okay . kyle and i , yes , we did have a little thing in college one time , and then he showed up and tried to start things up again , but i moved on . i was with you , and i was happy . that 's the truth . you make me happy , and then anyway , kyle kept pushing himself f me . did cristian tell you that , how i pushed kyle off me and told him to leave me alone ? layla : he said you were kissing him . oliver : no . kyle kissed me . layla : and you only pushed kyle away when you saw cristian was watching you , right ? oliver : if cristian was so convinced i was cheating on you with a guy , then why did n't he come to you right away ? layla : because he wanted to be fair . he was n't sure what was going on . oliver : oh , but you are ? layla : i know this is n't easy , oliver , and i 'm working really hard to have some compassion for you . this is n't what i wanted . oliver : it 's not what i wanted , either . i want you . layla : stop it ! just stop it ! i know you are probably scared right now and that a part of you cared about me and it felt safe , but i do n't want safe , okay ? i want real , so do us both a favor right here , right now . do the right thing . oliver : i love you . layla : then trust me and tell us both the truth . say the words . you 're gay . oliver : no . i 'm not gon na say it because it 's not true . i 'm not gay . layla : have you ever given one thought to what it would do to me when i found out i 'd been lied to like this ? oliver : i 'm with you and only you . layla : for how long ? oliver : what do you mean ? layla : you told me you wanted a future with me . oliver : i do . layla : when you 're already letting yourself get backed up against an alley wall ? you think that 's what i want , the little bit you got left ? oliver : no . it 's much more . layla : when i 'm with a man , i want all of him , you understand ? not just the part that walks in a room with me on his arm or brags about me to the squad or shows me off to his parents . i want to be the one who has to be backed up against the wall because he wants me so much that he ca n't help himself . that 's what i want . can you give me that ? no ! you ca n't , and i 'm not settling for less . oliver : i can be what you want . i just need -- layla : to change who you are ? oliver : no . you like who i am . you said that yourself . i 'm the kind of guy that you want . you want the kind of guy that you can talk to , someone who 's kind and appreciates you and wants the kind of life that you want . layla : why do you think this hurts so much , oliver ? why ? this is n't just about you and your problems . i wanted you to be the one . oliver : i wanted you , too . layla , we made love . layla : it 's not supposed to be like a test , oliver , and i ca n't let you use me . oliver : i love you . i told the guys . i told my parents . i need you . you 're the kind of woman that i 've always wanted . you 're smart and sensitive , and you 're stylish , and you 're great . i love hanging out with you . layla : it 's not enough . oliver : yeah , but it is for me , and i can be what you need , i promise . just help me . you do n't know what it 's like . i ca n't be gay . [ scene_break ] langston : okay . you win . markko : i better . langston : ha ha ! do you have protection ? markko : in my backpack . langston : ooh , always prepared , one of the many things i love about my muy caliente boyfriend . [ scene_break ] viki : even if i were to run , there 's no guarantee i would win . charlie : and since when have you needed a guarantee ? i mean , look . you ran for mayor before , and you won . everybody loves you here . i mean , you 're like the queen of llanview . viki : oh , stop , charlie . charlie : well , have you ever wondered how things would have turned out if you had been able to serve your full term ? viki : it was a long time ago . charlie : yeah , and things are worse now than they 've ever been . if you had been able to serve your full term as mayor , the bar would 've been a lot higher , and some termite like lowell could n't have even run . viki : what , so you 're saying he 's my fault ? charlie : no . come on . look . all i 'm saying is that this could be your shot to finish what you started . viki : a second chance ? charlie : yeah , and they do n't come along every day . viki : no . they sure do n't , but when they do , you have to take them . [ scene_break ] cole : so , all this time that mayor lowell was on your back , not letting you help my mom , asking for your badge ... john : hey , you want to hold it down ? they did n't hear you in the kitchen . cole : and shooting his mouth off about how the cops are n't cleaning up the drug problem , he 's the problem . john : in a word , yeah . cole : the guy is a total criminal . john : that , too . cole : okay , so what are we gon na do about it ? john : what we 're doing -- building a case . cole : john , you said that we 're dealing with ordinary criminals here . john : what 's that ? cole : you know , asher , sergei , losers . john : you think the mayor is any different ? he 's not . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : let 's not throw out the baby with the bath water . dorian : we know how you feel about babies . mayor lowell : if you want to go back to work , why do n't you come work for me ? dorian : as what , your personal physician ? mayor lowell : no . my chief of staff on the campaign . i 'm serious . dorian : you want me to be your campaign manager ? mayor lowell : why not ? you 're charming , smart , connected . you 're the queen of llanview . dorian : thank you . mayor lowell : and you know everyone in town . dorian : what 's in it for me ? mayor lowell : you go where i go . i 'm planning on using this term as a launching pad for the governorship , and from there , who knows ? i 'm talking about real power , dr. lord . dorian : and i 'd have a voice ? mayor lowell : you 'd be my right arm . forget about this dull hospital job . it 'd be boring compared to what i can give you . what do you say ? dorian : i say you 've got a deal , mayor . ha ha ha ! starr : what 's going on ? mayor lowell : oh , um , your aunt has just agreed to run my campaign . starr : a man who looks down on single mothers ? are you serious ? [ scene_break ] gigi : do n't you dare talk to my son like that . rex : come here . shane : you lied to everybody to be with my dad , only he does n't love you , and he never will . he loves my mom and me . i do n't care if you 're pregnant . i wish you 'd just go away and leave us alone . i wish there was n't any baby . i wish it was dead . stacy : [ sobs ] i 'm sorry , shane . look , you guys . kim : do n't apologize to him . that 's a terrible thing to say about your little sister or brother . aunt stacy is pregnant , and you three better get on board because it 's not going away , and neither am i . gigi : we all know about the baby coming . kim : no thanks to you . if you had it your way , stacy would 've -- rex : th - th - that 's enough . shane : stacy would 've what ? kim : oh , and here i thought honesty was the new policy . my bad . shane : what 's she talking about ? kim : i 'll let you explain things , daddy . come on , honey . stacy : no . i need to tell them . kim : no , you do n't . gigi : tell us what ? rex : you said you had to tell us something about the baby . gigi : although it 's never about the baby . the baby is just a tool to get to you . kim : let 's go . stacy : i need to tell you that , um , i found another doctor . it 's not the one you guys recommended , so i 'll let you know about the appointment . gigi : you came all the way over here to tell us that ? kim : she was trying to be nice . she 's not like you . shane : what was that ? rex : that was grownups losing their tempers . nothing has changed . shane : i 'm sorry . what i said about the baby , that i wanted it dead , i never should 've said that . gigi : that 's okay . i totally understand . [ scene_break ] cole : he is different from regular criminals . he 's the mayor . he has power , and , john , he hates you . he finds out that you 're onto him -- john : he 's not gon na know what hit him , i promise you . you 're safe . cole : what about starr and hope ? what about my mom ? what if he goes after them ? [ scene_break ] dorian : is it possible , darling , that you 're overreacting ? starr : i do n't like being judged . mayor lowell : well , then do n't run for mayor . dorian : ha ha ha ! mayor lowell : but seriously , starr , i did n't mean to offend you . i was just concerned for you . when kids have kids , they do n't contribute . dorian : yeah . no . wait . it 's just a fact that single mothers of all ages need our support , right , mayor ? mayor lowell : oh , of course . my platform is based on family values . dorian : and we 'll make that abundantly clear to the voters that you 're behind family values and all kind of families -- single mothers , single fathers . starr : same - sex couples . mayor lowell : well , we 'll have to work out the details . dorian : i have an idea . where 's the camera ? [ scene_break ] kim : i just could n't give those sons of bitches the satisfaction of -- stacy : knowing that they 've won , that i lost my baby ? you know , sooner or later , they 're gon na figure it out . kim : we 're down , girl . we 're not out . let 's go back to the loft , finish that bottle of tequila , and come up with a plan . stacy : you know what you did for me , nobody has ever had my back like that . kim : this better not be the start of some `` i give up `` speech because i wo n't hear it , not from you . stacy : i only have a few hours left on this egg . kim : i still think the sperm bank is -- stacy : okay . i appreciate it , but you do n't give up . thank you . i love you for it . kim : do n't get misty on me . what 's this ? stacy : would you go back to the loft ? i just need a little time . that 's all . kim : sure about this ? stacy : yeah . kim : okay . you 've got one hour . then i 'm sending out a posse . [ scene_break ] layla : you ca n't be gay ? oliver : that 's not who i am or how i was raised or who i want to be in this world . layla : do you expect me to feel sorry for you because you 're a gay homophobe ? oliver : no , and i 'm not homophobic , and i 'm not gay . okay . i do n't even identify with that . i 'm a cop . i want to get married and have a family . layla : gay people have families and jobs , and in some states , they even get married . oliver : you 're not hearing me . layla : you 're coming in loud and clear . you hate yourself . oliver : that 's not what i 'm saying . look . i 'm a work in progress , but i 'll do whatever it takes , okay ? i 'll go to therapy . i 'll go back to church . layla : i 'm not asking you to change who you are , oliver , and if you 're not ready to accept yourself , then there 's nothing i can do about that , but you 're lying to yourself and me , and i deserve better than that . oliver : we need to talk about this . layla : no . there 's nothing to talk about , so please just leave because i need to be alone . oliver : layla -- layla : get out , please . get out . [ sobbing ] oliver : i 'm really sorry . layla : me , too . oliver : i never meant to hurt you . [ sobbing ] [ scene_break ] langston : ohh ... you do n't think the buchanans have security cameras , do you ? markko : no . i checked . langston : oh , you just think of everything . markko : you know , pretty soon , we 'll have our own place . no more sneaking around . langston : i think i kind of liked our roll in the hay . markko : yeah ? is that a fantasy of yours ? langston : well , every girl loves a cowboy . markko : oh , like ford got you all worked up ? langston : oh , all right . well , let me put it in basketball terms for you . he may have gotten the assist , but you got the bucket . markko : ha ! the bucket ? langston : ha ha ha ! markko : well , remind me to thank him , partner . langston : ooh ! [ scene_break ] charlie : mmm . viki : if i run for mayor , there wo n't be any time for this , you know ? charlie : nope . well , we 'll just have to take a page out of the president 's playbook and have a date night . viki : except we were gon na stay in . charlie : hmm ... wait a minute . is that a yes ? does that mean you 're running ? viki : no . no . i have to talk to the children first . charlie : mm - hmm . viki : your glasses are probably on the floor . charlie : i 'm looking for the phone . viki : why ? i 'm not gon na call anyone now . it 's late . charlie : you ca n't wait too long . this joker is making speeches already . viki : i know , and if they 're anything like what we heard tonight -- charlie : we 'll beat him by a mile . viki : as long as you 're with me . charlie : honey , you are n't ever gon na get rid of me . [ scene_break ] cole : he threw you in jail when you were trying to get my mom away from todd . look . he does n't care what happens to my family . john : i got your mom out of there , did n't i ? cole : yeah . john : i 'm not gon na let the man anywhere near you or your mom or starr and the baby . [ scene_break ] dorian : starr is right , mayor . it 's important that you be seen as a man who loves families . starr : what are you doing ? come on . you -- mayor lowell : oh , yes . dorian : okay . i got the camera . all right . nice smiles , everybody . say , `` white house . `` [ camera shutter clicks ] [ scene_break ] rex : you okay ? gigi : yeah . so , what do you think of stacy 's so - called reason for coming over here tonight -- that she got her own obstetrician , and she had to bring a friend with her to tell us that ? rex : let 's not worry about it . she 's gone . it 's over . [ scene_break ] waitress : can i get you something ? stacy : tequila . keep them coming . it 's not like it matters anymore . [ scene_break ] layla : [ sobbing ] layla : god ... [ sobbing ] oliver : again .
while viki and charlie are getting really frustrated and annoyed listening to the mayor 's speeches and know that they can not let him get re - elected , he convinces her to run against him in the mayoral election . layla confronts fish about lying to her about being gay . he still protests that he `` wants to change `` . but she is infuriated that he lies and hates himself for whom he really is and that he fails to understand that he can not change or pretend they have something they do not . stacy and kim know that they have all but exhausted all of her options for getting pregnant . dorian tries to get mayor lowell to make her chief of staff at the hospital in exchange for her support on his campaign . he tells her he wo n't give her the hospital position . but he will make her his chief of staff in his election . she 's happy with that but starr is not when she hears that mayor lowell has a terrible attitude about unwed teenage mothers . john reveals to cole that mayor lowell is the one who set him up and who is responsible for the drug trafficking
rex : ' sup , cris . cristian : hey , man . rex : have n't seen you in a while . cristian : yeah , this is the -- this is actually the first time i 've been back to the gym since someone clocked me at my apartment . rex : yeah , and somebody stole evangeline 's file on bennett thompson . cristian : you know about that ? rex : yeah , i 'm kind of working on the case . cristian : with john ? rex : for a client . cristian : so any idea who the thief was ? rex : since the cops have an apb out , i might as well tell you . the first person who stole the file was a guy named eli clarke . cristian : the lawyer ? rex : yeah . cristian : but wait a second . the first person ? rex : well , the second person who stole the file -- kelly : rex , i need your help . rex : was her . [ scene_break ] john : i 'm expecting a call from the lapd . will you put it through as soon as it comes in ? layla : no problem . john : thanks . layla : mm - hmm . [ knocking on door ] john : hey . officer price : so how are we doing on the search for eli clarke ? john : i thought the doctor ordered you to take the day off . officer price : look , man , i just need to come back to work and get this guy . especially since i 'm the one that let him get away . john : how are you feeling ? officer price : i 'm all right , man . just a little bump on the head . i slept on it and i 'm good . now let me help you bring that bastard clarke in . john : eli and blair , they took off from llanview in a private plane and landed at an airfield somewhere outside los angeles . where they went next is anybody 's guess . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] greg : what is it , eli ? eli : so did you solve our problem ? greg : it 's not that simple . eli : look . no , it 's very simple , evans . did you tell téa she was right in not wanting her family anywhere near her to see her die ? greg : no . eli : why not ? greg : because i told her that i called todd and dani and that they were on their way to the hospice . but that could n't be further from the truth . [ scene_break ] todd : 5 hours over some stupid storm ? dani : at least we 're on our way now . todd : barely . dani : i just want to get there so i can spend as much time with mom as possible . todd : you and me both . it 's really nice of the hulk back there to decide to tell us where she is , huh ? dani : i still do n't understand what made you change your mind . shaun : a voice told me it was what i had to do . flight attendant : you 're clear to use the in - flight service now . dani : thank you . i 'll be right back . shaun : do n't you think for a second that your threats had anything to do with me giving up téa 's location . for me , it 's all about doing this for dani so she can see her mom one last time . todd : yeah , well , téa needs to see her daughter , too . her last memory should n't be of some cold , heartless doctor . [ scene_break ] greg : i hated lying to téa . eli : you 're not gon na have to lie to téa ever again . greg : yeah . i 'm well aware of that . [ blair groans ] blair : eli ? eli : this is going to work . blair : what 's gon na work ? eli : blair . good morning , beautiful . blair : good morning . who were you talking to on the phone ? the phone . your phone . your phone 's working . my phone must be working . i 'm gon na check with dani and let everybody know what 's going on , when i 'm gon na get back to them . eli : i 'm afraid you ca n't do that . blair : why not ? eli : we still do n't have a signal . blair : no way . i just saw you out there . you were talking -- eli : i was talking to my phone . i said , `` this is gon na work , `` meaning the signal . i 'm frustrated , too . i 'm sorry . i know how much you want to get in touch with your family , and we are gon na go back to llanview as soon as we get married . you 'll see everyone soon enough . blair : no , it 's not soon enough , eli . i really need to get back to llanview now . [ scene_break ] shaun : you 've got that look . todd : hmm ? what look ? shaun : the same look my parents give me when something goes wrong with me , greg , or d. and they want to make it right . i get where you 're coming from . todd : except i ca n't make it right with dani . shaun : this may not come out the smoothest ... todd : best not to say it , then . shaun : it 's not like you 're gon na do anything to me , not if you want me to tell you where ms. delgado is . todd : you know , i liked you better when you were the strong , silent type . shaun : a while ago , i asked ms. delgado why on earth is she wasting her time with you . todd : i can see why you were gon na keep this to yourself . shaun : you know what she told me ? todd : let me guess -- that i 'm extremely handsome and wealthy and ... i was great in bed ? shaun : no . she said you were n't all bad . todd : shows what she knows . shaun : seemed like she knew a lot . she said what you really are is scared -- afraid to show the world who you really are . todd : see ? she has no idea what she 's talking about . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] nate : hello ? dani : nate ? nate : dani , where are -- where are you ? dani : did n't you get my text ? nate : yeah , it said you were going to see your mom , but how did you find her ? dani : well , destiny 's brother changed his mind and decided to help . nate : what ? dani : i know , right ? it 's awesome . i 'm on my way to the caribbean right now . i should see my mom really soon . nate : that 's great , dani . i 'm really glad for you . i know you were n't ready to say good - bye . dani : yeah , i 'll never be ready , but i 'm gon na be with her till the end , so there 's a big part of me that 's hoping i 'll be gone a really , really long time . nate : well , however long it is , i 'll be here when you get home . [ scene_break ] darren : guess who ? destiny : let 's see . ca n't be darren , because he knows how much i hate people sneaking up on me and blocking my view . darren : what was i thinking ? how can i rob you of a chance at looking upon this gorgeous face ? destiny : fool . darren : for you . destiny : i was looking at nate . darren : nate ? ! destiny : not like that . ca n't you see the boy is hurting ? darren : oh . yeah . think it 's about dani ? destiny : i hope not . what a mess . darren : talk about a mess , should 've seen my brother this morning . he had a icepack on his head . said something went down at work . destiny : something like what ? darren : you know the person he was tailing ? turns out he got away . destiny : by beating up your brother ? darren : i do n't know . maybe . theo did n't want to talk about it . i just hope he does n't think i blew his cover and tipped off the perp . destiny : that 's impossible . the only person who heard us talking was that lawyer -- elijah clarke . [ scene_break ] kelly : okay , i 'm having some trouble with the crime suspect of ours . cristian : bennett thompson ? kelly : john told us not to talk to anyone about this , rex . cristian : now i 'm anyone ? kelly : no , of course not . rex : it 's not like he does n't have anything to do with this . cristian : look , somebody broke into my apartment and knocked me out just to steal a file from this thompson guy . i think i have a right to know what 's going on . rex said something about eli clarke ? rex : what happened was , we found out that eli is -- kelly : ... eli is bennett thompson , who was , i do n't know , this -- pattison . craig pattison , okay , who killed people who got in his way , including my mother . evangeline 's file proved that eli was bennett , so i stole it back from him . unfortunately , it was shredded , but natalie reconstructed it . then robert ford confirmed that eli was bennett , since ford was having an affair with his wife and blackmailed him , okay ? that 's why eli wanted to kill him , which meant john had eli dead to rights . but now we do n't know where he is and he have to find him so that he does n't hurt blair . rex : nice . [ scene_break ] officer price : it 's got ta be mexico . john : you think ? officer price : yeah , it 's got ta be . look -- eli knows once he crosses the border , he 's in the wind . he also knows that it 's gon na be harder to find him , more or less bring him in from out there . john : i agree with you . eli wants to be on foreign soil . but -- layla : line 2 . the call you 've been waiting for . john : thanks . mcbain . no kidding . okay . thanks . eli and blair boarded a private plane at an l.a. airfield , and once again , they did not file a flight report . officer price : so we have no idea where they went ? john : not entirely . eli asked for a plane with a fuel capacity to go 4,000 miles . [ scene_break ] blair : listen , i know it was a romantic idea to want to get married here in paradise , but i told everybody at home that i was gon na be home in a day or 2 at the most , eli . eli : i love how much of a mama bear you are with your brood . blair : my brood ? eli : your clan , your tribe , your pack . i do n't mind saying , it 's kind of hot . blair : mm . well , you 're kinda hot , too , but it does n't change the fact that i need to get home . eli : we will go home as soon as we do what we came here to do . blair : look , we came here because we did not want to share the spotlight with david and dorian , right ? dorian and david are married by now . and i told my family that i was gon na come home and -- and dani -- i 'm worried about her . what if something were to happen to téa ? eli : ross is on his way . the conseiller municipal is gon na be here . blair : oh , you know what ? just leave him a note . we 'll leave him a note . i 'm sure you got something here in this legal -- jeez , i 'm so sorry . eli : do n't worry about it . blair : you know what ? i 'm normally not such a klutz . it 's just that , you know , i 'm anxious about getting back home . i 'm so sorry . eli . eli : blair . blair : whose is this ? [ scene_break ] dani : i hope my mom wo n't be mad at me and todd going against her wishes . nate : i do n't think she could be mad at you for this . dani : you do n't know my mom . when she tells me to do something and i do n't do it ... nate : this is n't `` something , `` dani . this is a big deal . you love your mom and you need to see her . period . end of story . dani : yeah , but it 's just ... we wo n't have much time together . i know that . and i just want her to be happy to see me . nate : are you kidding me ? you better have a ton of tissues , because the waterworks when your mom sees your face are gon na be intense . dani : you think so ? nate : i know so . and when she finds out everything you did to be with her , she 's gon na be so proud of you . dani : thank you . you do n't know how bad i needed to hear that . nate : anytime . dani : i 'll call you later . [ scene_break ] destiny : you look awful . nate : thanks . destiny : the members do n't like the help looking like death warmed over . nate : it 's good to know . destiny : i 'm serious . you still have time to find someone to cover for you . nate : it 's not me , okay ? it 's dani . destiny : we figured it might be . nate : she went to go be with her mom when she dies . darren : i thought she did n't know where her mom was . nate : she did n't , but she just called me from the plane . shaun is taking her and her dad there now . destiny : yes ! i knew my brother would come through . [ scene_break ] shaun : it wo n't be long now . flight attendant : please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for landing . [ scene_break ] officer price : 4,000 miles ? john : for a reference , i know that l.a. from honolulu 's about 2,500 miles . officer price : all right , so how do we plot 1,500 miles further than that ? john : we ? we do n't do anything . you 're going home . officer price : come on , mcbain , again ? john : listen , price , you can disobey the doc all you want , all right , but this is regulation . officer price : when did john mcbain start quoting regulations ? john : we both know the department ca n't cover you if you do n't do this by the book . officer price : look , i just want to bring this guy in . john : sooner you get better , sooner you get the all - clear . officer price : yeah , all right . john : all right . officer price : but as soon as the doctor signs off , i 'm coming back to take clarke down . john : absolutely . [ john sighs ] john : 4,000 miles . [ scene_break ] cristian : so eli 's missing ? kelly : eli and blair eloped last night . cristian : john 's got ta be looking for them . kelly : he is . cristian : then he 'll find them . kelly : i hope you 're right . cristian : i am . do n't worry . look , i got ta go , guys . thanks for the update , huh ? i 'm glad my getting knocked out counted for something . kelly : i 'm glad you 're feeling better . cristian : thanks . rex : later , cris . kelly : whoo ! okay , it 's hot in here . rex : well , it 's a steam room . a men 's steam room . but then , you do have a habit of coming in on me undressed . kelly : okay , rex , we do n't have time for you to be modest , okay ? rex : who says i 'm modest ? kelly : we need to find out where eli took blair . rex : you heard cris . john 's on it . he wants us to stay out of it . kelly : i know . i know . and john only has 2 hands , but those hands get tied up by red tape and i am desperate . come on , i mean -- blair and i may not have had the nicest relationship , but the last thing i want is my cousin to end up as eli 's next victim . [ scene_break ] eli : that 's ross ' . blair : i know it 's ross ' , eli , but what 's he doing hiding it under a chair ? should n't he have put it someplace , maybe in a safe somewhere ? eli : i do n't know . i guess because there 's no kid living here now , he wants to keep it handy ? blair : okay , this gun gives me the willies . eli : yeah , me , too . blair : all right . we just need to get out of here . we 'll leave -- we 'll leave ross a message . we 'll write him a note . we 'll talk to him later , okay ? eli : i am just -- it 's killing me . i wanted -- blair : what ? eli : i wanted everything to be so magical for you . nothing is happening the way i wanted it to . i wanted everything to be perfect . blair : eli , listen to me . you are perfect for me . and i 'm gon na love you no matter where we say , `` i do , `` okay ? eli : well , you 're gon na have to , because it looks like paradise is off the menu . [ blair chuckles ] blair : thank you for being so flexible . you 've made this mama bear very grateful . eli : you know what ? i know how you can repay me . blair : well , i am gon na repay you for the rest of my life , but back in llanview , okay ? i ca n't wait for you to make an honest woman out of me . ross : well , well , well , what do we have here ? blair : hello , ross . ross : blair . dude . huh ? i see you two got in all right . blair : you knew that . you talked to eli last night on the phone . dude . ross : yeah , yeah , right . you know what ? i 'm a little fuzzy . last night , you know , me and a couple boys went out after the dive . come here , you . good to see you . blair : do n't even think about hugging me . last time , you practically broke my rib when you shoved a gun right here when you were trying to take dani . and do not try to recreate the episode . got it ? ross : yeah . blair , i 'm sorry about that . really . blair : yeah . ross : i am . look , i was -- i was upset about dani , you know , and -- and -- i could n't think straight and i did n't want to lose my daughter . blair : you mean todd 's daughter . ross : you know ... when i was told that dani was n't mine , it upset me . it was the hardest thing i 've ever had to go through . so how is she ? how 's -- how 's dani ? what ? what is it ? is she okay ? eli : dani is fine . blair : it 's -- it 's téa . she 's dying . [ scene_break ] greg : excuse me , what are you guys doing here ? todd : what does it look like ? we 're here to see téa . greg : shaun , why would you bring them to the hospice ? téa 's express wishes -- todd : too late now . we 're here , so just let us see her . greg : i 'm sorry , but that 's not gon na be possible . todd : why not ? [ scene_break ] layla : here 's the world map you asked for . john : give me a hand ? layla : mm - hmm . john : you know that .. that file that evangeline had . that was instrumental in proving that eli clarke was really bennett thompson . i think she would 've wanted to know that . layla : she would have . justice was important to her . it 's ... always what i wanted to get for her . you do n't know how many times i 've wished i could bring tate harmon back from the dead just so i could send him sailing off the roof one more time . john : it can eat you up , losing someone like that . layla : yeah , that 's probably how kelly feels right now . john : she wo n't have to any longer . layla : just make sure you get the bastard , john . john : i will . layla : mm - hmm . cristian : hey . layla : hey . cristian : listen , i heard the cops are looking for eli clarke . that he 's the bennett thompson evangeline had a file on . layla : it 's true . he knocked you out and stole the file . but you 're one of the lucky ones . he 's killed people ... including evangeline . [ scene_break ] kelly : rex , do you want blair 's death to be on your conscience ? because if you do n't help me -- rex : fine ! okay ? i will help you . mcbain 'll have my head , so will bo , but you got me . i will help you find blair and eli . maybe we should go somewhere else to talk . kelly : oh , no . we 're gon na stay in here because john thinks i 'm a blabbermouth . okay ? as long as we stay here , there 's no chance that anyone will hear what we 're saying . rex : suit yourself . all right , do you know any place that is significant to blair ? enough where she 'd want to get married there ? kelly : all of blair 's marriages have been here in llanview . rex : okay , maybe she wanted to try something new . she 's got resources to go anywhere . a chateau in france . a villa in monaco . a hut in timbuktu ? kelly : no . blair -- all she wanted was to finally walk down the aisle with mr . right . rex : what about eli ? has he ever mentioned a place special to him ? kelly : not to me . the only other places i know that he has been is , what , boston , where he probably killed that poor records clerk glen , and california , where he most likely killed my mother . rex : probably would n't consider those honeymoon destinations . kelly : who knows ? before supposedly never - been - married eli clarke was eli clarke , even before he was bennett thompson , you know , he had a wife that died of suspicious circumstances . rex : he did ? kelly : mm - hmm . and then when he was bennett thompson , he had a wife that vanished off the face of the earth . rex : so now he marries blair ... kelly : who knows nothing about wife number 1 or 2 . she refuses to believe that eli is dangerous . blair has no idea that she is in way over her head . [ scene_break ] ross : a brain tumor . i ... i ca n't believe it . eli : ross , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . i know how much you care about téa . ross : what 's gon na happen to dani now ? what 's gon na happen to her without a mother ? blair : she 's living with her father -- todd -- and he 's taking good care of her . they had a rough start , but finally bonding . ross : last time i saw her , i sent dani back to -- to work on her relationship . i did n't know how important it 'd be . blair : yeah . well , another thing you might not know is that téa has asked me to be dani 's legal guardian in case anything ever happened to todd , and eli actually helped me put it down on paper . ross : not exactly the best circumstances for a wedding , but we 'll make the most of it . blair : you know ... téa 's condition has gotten worse , and i 'm really worried about dani and i wan na be there for her , so i 'm gon na go back to llanview . i 'm gon na go back to llanview now . ross : no . blair , i 'm sorry . you 're not going anywhere . blair : what do you mean , i ca n't go ? ross : well , imagine my surprise when my brother calls me and tells me you 're coming to tahiti to get married when i did n't even know you were close . eli : and i did n't even know you were still alive until recently , so i think we 're even . ross : i 'm not upset , bro . although i thought that , you know , we did have a -- a spark , you know ? i mean , you know , when i was trying to convince you to stay away from todd . and i 'm glad you finally did that . and i 'm even happier that the man you 're going to marry is my brother . huh ? which is why you ca n't go . uh - uh . not until you do what you came here to do , which is become mrs. elijah clarke . huh . [ scene_break ] cristian : okay , so just slow down for a bit . how could this eli clarke have killed evangeline if we were both there when she died ? layla : vange died because we took her off life support . my mother fought it . she wanted to keep my sister alive . cristian : yeah , but we all agreed she would n't want to live that way . layla : my mother only agreed after she called an attorney whose name she found in vange 's things . the attorney who drew up her living will . cristian : bennett thompson . layla : aka , eli clarke . cristian : so you do n't think that will was real ? layla : it was never filed , remember ? but bennett told my mom it represented vange 's wishes , without a doubt . he wanted my sister dead so she would n't tell anyone she knew who he was . cristian : yeah , but if that 's true ... layla : what he did was worse than killing her , cris . he made us do it for him . [ scene_break ] kelly : you know what ? if they wanted to get married quickly , they could have gone to maryland . rex : uh , maybe . yeah , but eli 's a serial killer who knows that we 're on to him . he 'd want to go further than that . kelly : maybe they went to las vegas , you know ? i mean , originally , that 's where they were going to get married . rex : yeah , and eli knows that 's the first place we 'd look . besides , it 'd be too easy for blair to call home and tell everybody where she is . kelly : okay ! then you know what ? you think of something . rex : kelly , i -- kelly : you are a p.i . you 're supposed to come up with ideas , instead of shooting all of mine down . rex : okay , yeah , but it 's a lot easier when i have at least one clue to follow . like when blair hired me to find eli 's brother , ross . i mean , i tracked that guy all the way to tahiti . kelly : do you think that that 's where eli took her ? i mean , that 's where his brother lived . rex : well , yeah , but why would he ? his brother 's dead . [ scene_break ] eli : i have been trying to convince blair to stay long enough for us to get married , but i understand how important it is to get back . blair : eli ... eli : her family comes first . man : good morning . the door was open . eli : oh , hey . you must be ... man : i am the conciliar municipal . sorry i 'm late . i got a bit lost coming up here . but i 'm ready to perform the wedding if the couple is ready to get married . eli : what do you say , blair ? he 's here . can we stay long enough to make this legal ? blair : oh , eli , we got the judge . you have your witness . the bride , groom . okay , let 's get married . eli : you have made me the happiest man on earth . blair : let me just get into my pretty dress . ross : congratulations . you 're really going to do it . [ scene_break ] destiny : i 'm glad my brother could come through for dani . i just wish my other brother could help her mom like he helped shaun . he brought him back to life . nate : wait . so this dr. evans dani 's been talking about -- that 's your brother ? destiny : yeah . he 's a genius . we got it like that . nate : wait . what ? he 's this famous brain surgeon , you 're stuck working here ? destiny : we do n't take money from greg . nate : no , i did n't mean that , i just mean -- i do n't know -- does your whole family have it like that ? destiny : no , greg 's the big success , our star . the rest of my family 's pretty much blue collar . darren : complete opposite of my folks . they 're all super white collar . except for my brother , theodore . you know , my mom actually cried when he said he wanted to be a cop . nate : whoa . what 's wrong with being a cop ? darren : nothing , i guess . i mean , if you do n't mind being broke . [ nate sighs ] darren : i 'm proud of my brother . you know , he followed his heart . like i followed mine . destiny : keep talking . darren : i just prefer the country club life , you know ? valet , concierge , v.i.p . all the way , baby . that 's how i want to live . make a ton of money , keep my lady in style . destiny : what lady are you talking about ? darren : the woman in my heart -- you . destiny : i 've got news for you . i do n't need to be kept or spoiled or anything that players think girls want . darren : if i 'm a player , then you 're my violin . destiny : you need to quit while you 're not even close . nate : so , what ? you want to work here for the rest of your life ? destiny : who said i want to work here for the rest of my life ? nate : no , i just mean , you know ... destiny : look , i do n't know about you , but i plan on being successful in my own right . just like my two brothers . nate : well , you 're way ahead of me . i 've got two brothers i do n't even know , and country club life is not even on my radar . not when i have no clue where my mom and i are going to be living next week . darren : that 's a bummer . nate : yeah , well , it 's nothing compared to what dani is going through . destiny : you really care about her , do n't you ? nate : more than i ever thought was possible . [ scene_break ] dani : no , no , please , you need to let us see her . you know , i know that my mom said that she does n't want us here , but -- shaun : this is on me . i brought them here because in good conscience , i could n't keep a kid from her mother . greg : that 's not the point , shaun ! todd : you can all stand out here and talk about who did what , but you 're not going to keep her from seeing my wife . greg : look , you do n't understand ... todd : no , no , no . evans , you do n't understand . you ca n't keep me from seeing téa . [ greg sighs ] todd : period . what room is she in ? shaun : this one . greg : wait a minute , okay ? just hold on . todd , todd ! do n't go in , please ! shaun : let him go . let him go . [ scene_break ] cristian : look , if -- if eli has done half the things john says he 's done , then -- then you 're probably right . he probably did manipulate the situation . but eli did n't put evangeline in that coma . look , i believe with all my heart that , you know , we were honoring what evangeline would have wanted . layla : i know she would n't have wanted to live that way . it just kills me that she 's gone , cris . cristian : i know . layla : it makes me so angry that someone can use the condition of a dying woman to suit their own evil needs . [ scene_break ] eli : thanks , ross . thanks for everything . ross : what are brothers for ? eli : wow . you look amazing . [ scene_break ] kelly : ross was dead , but maybe there 's a mistake . rex : he did have a house . kelly : do you think that maybe there was an inheritance of some sort that eli was going to ? rex : well , anything 's possible . and if eli wanted to get blair as far from llanview as he could , tahiti pretty much fits the bill . kelly : it 's a good theory , but i think you 're going to have to dig it up . rex : what i 'm going to do is tell this to john mcbain . kelly : rex , you might be wrong . officer price : hi . kelly : hey . excuse me , sir . rex : pardon us . officer price : i do n't even want to know . [ scene_break ] darren : hey , what 's up with these clouds ? nate : today 's forecast , cloudy with a chance of showers until mid afternoon . darren : i was hoping to soak up some sun . what am i going to do now ? destiny : well , find some other way to occupy your time . nate : when all else fails , there 's always racquetball . darren : not my thing . nate : tsk . darren : so , are you going to kiss me good - bye , or do i have to lie to my diary ? destiny : you know i 'm at work , right ? darren : you know , i lied twice in my entire life to my diary . nate : dude , you are almost cracking me up . darren : i aim to please . well ? nate : so , he 's kind of hilarious . destiny : and you 're maybe not the jackass i thought you were when you stole dani from matthew . nate : well , do n't hold back or anything . destiny : hey , you always know where you stand with me . nate : so , even if matthew still hates my guts -- destiny : look , matthew is my good friend and all and i 'll always have his back , but where other people are concerned , i make up my own mind . nate : and so far ? destiny : you 're not so bad . i mean , you 've really been there for dani through all this . nate : yeah . i think she 's going to need me more than ever when she gets home . [ scene_break ] dani : where 's moim ? where is she ? shaun : where is she ? [ scene_break ] john : let 's see . los angeles to greenland -- 3,434 miles . [ john inhales deeply ] john : l.a. to greenland -- not bloody likely . let 's see . caracas , venezuela , 3,600 miles . [ scene_break ] cristian : i believe that evangeline is resting in peace now . and i really think that she 'd want you to find your own peace . you know , just concentrate on the good things in your life . layla : like our wedding ? cristian : yeah . yeah , like that . now , we got a lot to take care of . layla : you 're right . okay . i 'll let my boss take care of eli clarke . john : distance between los angeles and tahiti -- 4,005 miles . [ scene_break ] eli : shall we begin ? my brother and my best man right here . conciliar , if you could stand in front of the candles and my breathtaking , resplendent bride at my side ... let 's go . conciliar : i know this is a civil ceremony , but i would like to start with a poem . eli : no , if it 's all the same to you , i think we should jump ahead to the important part . i want to make this woman my wife as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] todd : where is she ? where 's my wife ? [ scene_break ] officer price : darren ? darren : theodore ? theodore : i could tell them skinny legs anywhere . darren : i thought you were working . theodore : ah , man . they put me on 24-hour d.o . darren : because of your head . you know , i hope i 'm not responsible for whatever went down at the country club yesterday . theodore : actually , i 'm responsible . i should n't even let you know what i was doing there . in all reality , i did n't even think you were that interested . darren : i do n't see why you wanted to be a cop instead of getting crazy paid doing something else like dad . but , like i told all my peeps today -- theodore : what peeps ? darren : i 've got them . anyway , i told them i 'm proud of my brother . and i am . theodore : thanks , man . [ scene_break ] nate : it must be nice to have brothers you can be proud of . destiny : yeah , it is . i 'm really glad shaun changed his mind and took dani to her mom . nate : me , too . i just hope this trip gives dani what she 's looking for . [ scene_break ] todd : where 's téa ? greg : she 's gone . todd : yeah , i can see that . where is she ? [ scene_break ] rex : john , we have an idea where eli might have taken blair . john : tahiti ? [ scene_break ] conciliar : do you , elijah clarke , take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife , to love and to cherish , to have and to hold , for richer , for poorer , in sickness and in health , till -- eli : i do . conciliar : do you , blair cramer , take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband , to love and to cherish , to have and to hold , for richer , for poorer , in sickness and in health , till death do you part ? [ scene_break ] todd : where is téa ? greg : that 's what i 've been trying to explain . i 'm sorry to tell you , but ... [ sighs ] téa died last night . shaun : oh ...
john and detective price work to find out where eli has taken blair before it 's too late . but price has been put on medical leave from getting knocked out . meanwhile , daren talks to destiny and nate and hears about both of their respective older brothers . he then goes to find his big brother and tells him he 's proud of him for the work he does as a cop . meanwhile , eli is determined to get blair to marry him and carry out his dastardly plan . ross appears and clearly wants to help his brother . right then , todd and dani go with shaun on a plane to find tea although greg forbids it . they go looking for her . but her bed is empty .
blair : every time spencer would kiss me , i would close my eyes and -- and dream it was you , todd . i dreamed that -- that you would hold me again . todd : do you know how easy it would be for me to walk away from you right now ? blair : do n't go . oh , todd . [ scene_break ] norman 's voice : tell everybody your name . young jessica : tess . antonio : you should n't be looking at that . jessica : oh , no , do n't worry . i 'm not going to do anything to compromise the arrest of that scum . antonio : honey , that 's not what i 'm talking about . you do n't need to put yourself through this again . jessica : actually , it 's helping . i hope you rot in hell with your buddy norman leeds . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana ? adriana : rex ? what are you doing at my mother 's ? rex : adriana , can you hear me ? adriana : re -- rex : adriana ? adri -- can you -- adriana ! [ dial tone ] come on , pick up . damn , the phone 's blocked . dorian : what happened ? rex : we got cut off ! dorian : or maybe she just does n't want to talk to you . rex : oh , cut the crap , dorian . tell me what the hell is really going on . adriana : why would rex be with my mom ? bruce : that 's a damn good question . because if she thinks she can double - cross me , she does n't know who she 's dealing with . [ scene_break ] bo : hey . what 's going on ? john : waiting to hear back from the judge on truman 's arrest warrant . i do n't know what 's holding him up . bo : well , these things take time . john : we do n't have time . i need that warrant now . bo : john , we 're going to make the arrest today . john : unless natalie compromised it . bo : what ? john : i do n't -- i do n't know , bo . you 're going to have to ask her . i 'm going to the firing range . [ scene_break ] spencer : blair , it 's spencer . i 'm looking for you . call me . hey , mike . what -- what 's going on ? why is n't starr in her room ? has she been released ? michael : why ? spencer : because i need to know . is starr with todd and blair ? where is she ? [ scene_break ] blair : no . do n't you even think about stopping . [ scene_break ] eugene : i do n't know anybody named leeds . jessica : you 're lying ! he is the man that made the tape of me that you have on your computer ! he was your supplier ! antonio : do n't try to deny it . i have a witness who will testify that he delivered the tapes from leeds to you . take the evidence outside . leave this lowlife to me . go on . eugene : what are you going to do to me ? antonio : i want to kill you , just like i wanted to kill leeds -- who 's dead now . eugene : you mean you -- antonio : no . no . different place , different time , that 's what i would 've done . but i 'm a cop now , so i 'm going to let the justice system handle you , because i know what they do to pedophiles in prison . eugene : i did n't do anything wrong . jessica : like hell you did n't . you helped destroy my life , and god knows how many other girls like me . [ scene_break ] bo : natalie ? hey . natalie : you get the arrest warrant for spencer ? bo : that was a court clerk . he says that the judge is still reviewing the evidence . natalie : what ? what is taking so long ? do n't they know we do n't have all day ? bo : hmm . why ? uh -- is there something i should know ? natalie : i messed up , uncle bo . bo : john mentioned that . ahem . what happened ? natalie : ok , i ran into spencer earlier and he said some things that made me think that he figured blair out . and then blair was n't answering her cell phone , and spencer was acting so weird , so i just called him a freak and asked him what he did to her , you know ? bo : what did he say ? natalie : well , i tried to cover it up -- pretty badly -- and then he remembered that john and blair had been talking , and i tried to cover that up , too . i was just worried about blair , and now i may have put her life in danger . bo : hospital security , please ? hey , calvin ? bo buchanan . i need to know if spencer truman is still at the hospital . ok . thank you . truman 's still there . natalie : oh , thank god . bo : so maybe you do n't have to worry . he could n't have known about the warrant for the safe - deposit box . you did n't say anything about that ? natalie : no . no , no . i would n't do that for sure . bo : ok , then -- then i think blair 's ok . natalie : yeah , but why was n't she answering her phone ? bo : could be for any number of reasons . if he suspected blair , he 'd know that the police are closing in on him . and i think the last thing he would do , then , is go after blair . natalie : yeah , but he 's a killer . bo : not a homicidal maniac . natalie : there 's a difference ? bo : he 's cool , he 's very calm , he 's methodical . he prides himself in not making mistakes . he 's not going to panic , he 's not going to do anything self- destructive . natalie : even if he 's cornered ? bo : it does n't fit his profile . blair 's safe -- for now , anyway . natalie : maybe we should just have a car go out and check on her . bo : we 'd tip our hand . if we do anything at all , we could put her in danger . [ scene_break ] michael : starr 's not your patient , and you 're not family -- at least not yet . so , it 's none of your business where she is . spencer : what 's with the attitude , mike ? you know , i know how you feel about me , but i am still your superior . michael : well , i do n't think that 's going to be true for too much longer . my brother 's closing in on you . spencer : there 's nothing to close in on . michael : you killed my father . you know it , we know it , and now everybody 's going to know it , including blair . spencer : listen , damn it , i just want to know where she is . did she go home with starr or not ? michael : why should i tell you anything ? spencer : i need to find her . michael : well , maybe she does n't want to be found . spencer : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? michael : it means maybe she 's figured out what everybody in this town already knows -- you 're a cold - blooded killer . spencer : all right , that 's it . michael : where you going ? you have -- you have no right to touch that . spencer : oh , radiology , fine . michael : do n't waste your time . spencer : my fiancée is not a waste of my time , michael . michael : look , i 'm only telling you this so that you do n't interfere with starr 's tests . blair 's not with starr . spencer : do you know where she is ? michael : that 's all you 're getting out of me , truman . spencer : thanks for nothing . what 's that ? yeah , peggy . hey , it 's me , dr . truman . have i received any messages from blair ? no . all right . just have me paged if you hear from her , immediately , all right ? thanks . damn it , blair . where in the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] natalie : ok , i have to go find john . bo : natalie , no , no , not a good idea . all right ? he 's at the range . natalie : i know that 's where he goes to be alone , but in this case -- bo : no , no , no . just do n't make it worse . natalie : than i already have ? god , how could i be so stupid ? you know , this was almost over . he -- he almost had him . bo : no , he -- he will get him . natalie : not the way he wants him . bo : first things first , ok ? the first thing that we have to do , we have to lock spencer up . that way he ca n't destroy any more evidence . the gun that he used to shoot john 's dad -- that is still out there somewhere . natalie : what if we never find that gun ? bo : it 's not an option to john . natalie : that 's what i 'm afraid of . bo : well , then we 're just going to have to wait for the warrant . natalie : i know , and hopefully it wo n't be too late . bo : hmm . hey , what 's going on with balsom ? natalie : yeah , well , adriana 's still missing . bo : yeah , yeah , i know . i 've got an apb out in the tri - state area . what i 'm trying to find out is , is how 's he holding up ? natalie : oh , he 's a mess , especially now that he knows dorian 's behind all of this . [ scene_break ] adriana : you know my mother hates rex . is n't that why s hired you and set this all up ? bruce : yeah . so what the hell 's balsom doing answering her phone ? adriana : he 's probably trying to find out where i am . bruce : oh , even after i sent him that message from you , dumping him ? what a loser . adriana : rex loves me and he is n't going to give up on me -- ever . bruce : oh , rex should be the least of your problems right now . you just better hope dorian comes through with the money before i have to resort to plan b . [ scene_break ] dorian : i resent your accusations . rex : why ca n't you admit it ? you know where adriana is -- just tell me . dorian : because i do n't know ! [ phone rings ] oh , please , do n't -- do n't answer that . please . let me answer it . rex : ok . if i do , you have to promise me you 'll tell me everything . dorian : ok , but just let me answer it now before he hangs up . please . hello ? bruce : balsom still there ? dorian : no . uh -- rex has left . bruce : what the hell is he answering your phone for ? dorian : oh . well -- huh -- you know , i -- i -- i tried to tell him that he better back off , but he -- he refuses to give up , and when he was here , he -- he answered the phone before i could stop him . bruce : you better not be trying to pull something here , because if you 're lying -- dorian : no , i 'm -- i 'm not lying . i would n't lie . there 's too much at stake . bruce : damn straight . you got my money ? dorian : uh , yes . i mean , i 'm -- i 'm definitely working on it . i am going to do exactly what you want . bruce : i ' be in touch to work out the transfer , and remember , no cops or you 'll never see your daughter again . rex : who was that ? who has adriana ? answer me ! dorian : just go , please . rex : i want the truth and i want it now . tell me what 's going on . dorian : this is none of your concern . rex : i love your daughter . dorian : then leave it alone . rex : fine , i 'll call bo . dorian : what ? you 're -- you 're going to call the police ? rex : and ? dorian : no ! you ca n't call the police ! rex : why not ? tell me , dorian , or i 'm heading straight over there . dorian : because adriana 's been kidnapped . and he said that if i go to the authorities , he 'll kill her . [ scene_break ] eugene : young lady , if you suffered , i -- antonio : `` if `` ? you 're a doctor . you know she did . eugene : i did n't have anything to do with it . jessica : like hell you did n't . it was n't for perverts like you , then sickos like norman leeds would n't be making that trash . he would n't be able to make money out of doing disgusting things to little girls like me to satisfy your disgusting needs . antonio : listen to her . jessica : while you were getting off on your videotapes , did you ever think about what it was doing to us ? the humiliation , the fear ? you were watching children being scarred for life . you know , some of those little girls are going to end up just like their abusers , and others will be so damaged that they 're going to be screwed up for the rest of their lives , never able to love or to be loved . god , you are a monster . you 're just like norman leeds . actually , you 're worse , because if it were n't for men like you making it worth his while , then he would n't have done those horrible things to me . eugene : i -- i only watched . jessica : you think that excuses you ? well , that 's crap , because you know what ? whatever norman leeds did to me , you did to me , as well , over and over again in your mind . i mean , how many times did you watch that tape , huh ? how many times -- 10 , 20 , 100 times ? but , you know , you were never really looking at me . i was just an object . i was n't a human being with feelings or fears at all . and you know what ? look at me now . look at me now ! antonio : look at her , damn it . jessica : i 'm real -- as real as all the things that norman leeds did to me and what i know you wanted to do to me , too . eugene : i want to see my lawyer . antonio : you will . jessica : were n't you a doctor ? i mean , did n't you take an oath ? to what -- not do any harm ? well , the harm that you did to me is unfixable . and you 're not even sorry , are you ? [ scene_break ] spencer : mike , you going to tell me where blair is or not ? michael : even if i did know , i would n't tell you . spencer : what about todd ? is he with starr ? michael : i do n't have time for this . spencer : michael , i will just go to radiology and find out for myself . michael : neither todd nor blair are with starr . spencer : really ? how do you know that ? did you see them together ? michael : what are you so paranoid about , spencer ? hmm ? starr thinking they 're still a couple -- you think that might get them back together ? spencer : i 'm not paranoid . that 's not what i 'm worried about . manning is -- he 's unstable . he 's insane , man . michael : he 's insane ? you think that because -- because he thinks that you framed him for murdering margaret and her baby ? spencer : blair has accepted my proposal . there 's no telling what he might do . michael : you know what ? i think that blair can take care of herself . [ scene_break ] todd : that was way too easy . blair : hmm . that 's the way that it is with us . todd : ahem . this does n't change anything . blair : what ? todd : sex ai n't going to solve it this time , sweetheart . blair : are you saying we ca n't be together ? todd : i do n't know . but if we 're going to be , we ca n't pretend nothing happened between you and spencer . [ scene_break ] thomas : who are you aiming for , son ? john : i almost got the bastard who killed you . the only thing holding me up now is some red tape . thomas : hmm . back in the day , we called it `` probable cause . `` john : the irony being if i was n't a cop , i would 've had justice for you long ago , instead of waiting for some fat - cat judge trying to play god . thomas : then you would 've gotten justice on the wrong guy -- his brother , remember ? john : i know who did it now . thomas : let it play out , johnny . do n't screw yourself up . you love being a cop . john : so did you . thomas : yeah , but for me , just a way to put food on the table for the family , a job . you ? you 're different . it 's a calling . it 's who you are . i could n't be more proud . do right by me , son . stick to the book . john : i am . thomas : then what are you doing with my service revolver ? john : calms me down . thomas : hmm . you look real calm . you ca n't fool me , johnny , or yourself . you 're saving it for the day you can use it to put a bullet in the guy . [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm not trying to pretend anything here , todd . i just want to me on and forget about it . todd : that easy , huh ? blair : yeah , it 'll be that easy when spencer is arrested , and he will be . he 's going to pay for everything that he did to you , to -- to david , to paige , to me , to bo , to -- todd : so it 's blair to the rescue for all of us , eh ? blair : i did this for you , todd , every bit of it . todd : well , you just keep telling yourself that , honey . blair : well , i had hoped at what just happened here proved that we were on the same page . todd : does n't mean that at all . [ scene_break ] bo : i know he thinks dorian 's behind it . natalie : ca n't help -- to hire someone to stalk your own daughter ? that 's unbelievable . bo : hmm . does he have any proof yet ? natalie : no , no , but he is on a tear and not just to find adriana , but to prove that dorian set him up . [ scene_break ] bruce : you better hope your mother plays ball and does n't call the cops . adriana : she wo n't . she would n't put me in more danger . bruce : sure about that ? adriana : she has n't -- i mean , not really . she knew you would n't hurt me . bruce : yet . as long as she comes through with the money . adriana : she will . bruce : and what makes you think that ? adriana : no matter what she 's done , she loves me . bruce : ah . funny way of showing it , do n't you think ? i mean , if it were me , i 'd hate her guts . oh . poor little rich girl , nobody loves you ? adriana : rex does . bruce : oh , yeah . you blew that one , huh ? and i get to reap the benefits . [ scene_break ] rex : adriana 's been kidnapped ? dorian : by a maniac . the man who 's been stalking her . rex : stalkers do n't hold their victims for ransom . there 's something else going on here . it 's you . you set this whole thing up . dorian : oh , please . why would i have my own daughter kidnapped ? rex : well , that was n't part of the plan . was it ? you hired somebody to break us up , he double - crosses you , and now he wants money . stop me if i 'm wrong . dorian stop . rex : no -- dorian : you 're wrong . rex : you 're sick ! damn it , dorian . do n't you see what you 've done ? you hate me so much , you put adriana in the hands of some thug . dorian : this is n't about me or what you think i did or did n't do . adriana is in danger and we 've got to save her . rex : well , it 's time to bring the pros in , then . dorian : what are you talking about , the police ? rex : yeah , i mean the cops . dorian : well , no we ca n't do that because the -- the man said that -- that if we go to the authorities , he would kill her . rex : yeah , they always say that . the police know it , so does the fbi . they know how to handle this . dorian : oh , right , right , right , and the victim is always returned unharmed . rex : not always . dorian : what -- exactly , so i am not going to take that risk ! rex : you 're not the one calling the shots here anymore . dorian : this is my daughter we 're talking about . it 's my money . i will pay the ransom , and he will return her . rex : you really believe that ? dorian : yes ! believe me , with him , it 's all about the money . rex : how much ? dorian : $ 10 million . rex : you have that much cash ? dorian : i told my broker to liquidate some assets , put it in my personal account . he 's doing it now even as we speak . rex : well , we still need the police . too much can go wrong . dorian : no ! rex -- you have to believe me . this man will kill her . i really believe he will because he 's that desperate . now , if you love adriana as much as you say you do , please do this my way . [ scene_break ] jessica : you 're pathetic . i mean , look at you . look at the filth that you live in . and you 're all alone . nobody wants to be with you . nobody loves you . but you know what ? i have wonderful people in my life . i have got a wonderful family , and i have two daughters of my own and i am going to make sure that they never have to face a monster like you . they 're never going to be a name on some sicko 's private collection . and you know what ? you 're going to jail . you 'll probably die there . but i have a life . and i 've had to fight really hard for it because of pigs like you , and i 'm not going to let anybody take it away from me . i 've won . i 'm going to be ok . and you 're not even sorry . you 're only sorry you got caught . and you 're just one of thousands of animals out there that prey on little girls . i was just a little girl . you know what ? they have a special place for your kind in hell . have fun rotting the . antonio : it 's ok . i 'm not going to let him hurt you anymore . jessica : just get him out of here , ok ? antonio : all right . get this slime out of here . norman 's voice : can i have a hug ? antonio : come on , let 's go . jessica : no . antonio , i 'm remembering . antonio : what was on the video ? jessica : no . what happened to me -- me , before tess ever existed . todd : i do n't know . i got a lot of stuff to work through . [ scene_break ] blair : we could do it . we can , todd . todd : and you think bringing down truman 's going to make it automatic ? blair : you love me , do n't you ? todd : you thought i was capable of killing my own child . blair : oh , todd -- todd : i do n't know . blair : and being sorry is n't nearly enough . todd : yeah . i do n't know if anything 's going to be enough now , to tell you the truth . blair : we can get through this . we can , todd . we 've gotten through worse things . todd : not like this . only in the world according to blair do you help the man you claim to love by sleeping with another man . blair : and it 's killed me to do it . todd : well , you 're not dead yet . blair : i 'm not going to do it again , all right ? todd : were you considering it ? blair : no ! no , i was n't ! just -- would you just stop all this ? spencer is going -- it 's going to be over . he 's going to be caught and he 's t going to hurt us anymore . todd : what if that does n't happen ? what if something goes wrong ? are you going to keep up this charade ? blair : i do n't want to think about that . todd : hmm . and what about that rock he gave you ? what are you going to do with that -- sell it online ? blair : ok , you know what ? would you just stop -- todd : put it up on the wall as a trophy ? blair : just please stop it . we just made love , we still love each other . todd : huh . no , i just wanted to stick it to spencer . blair : no , that 's not the way that it was , todd . todd : yeah , you think ? blair : why ca n't we just be happy for us , todd ? look , it 's almost over , i promise you . todd : promise me you 'll never let him touch you again . [ scene_break ] michael : still looking for blair , huh ? spencer : you know , i hope you 're enjoying yourself , mike , because i will not forget this , man . michael : you know , i remember -- i did see blair . she was leaving , with todd . yeah , yeah , i guess they 're trying to keep the show up for starr , you know ? some actors , those two , because if i did n't know that blair was engaged to you , i 'd have thought they were going home together . spencer : damn it . [ scene_break ] john : death would be too good for truman . i want to take away everything he cares about -- his money , his career , the woman he loves , his freedom . thomas : you want to take away his life , nothing less . john : you 'd do the same thing if you were me . thomas : that old gun of mine always pulled a bit to the left and sighted a little high . john : i know . thomas : means you have to make allowances . john : i do . thomas : maybe when you 're firing that gun , but not when it comes to people . john : all i know is there 's such a thing as right and wrong -- i believe in that . that 's why i became a cop . sometimes you got to take out the bad guys . thomas : one in particular . john : i wanted a piece of this guy since the night you died , and it 's going to happen . i 'm taking him down . [ scene_break ] spencer : listen , i 'm really starting to get worried about you . i wish you would call me . i need to talk to you . kimi , yeah . dr. truman here . have you heard from blair yet ? all right . and you 've asked dorian ? she does n't have any idea where she is ? all right , all right . just -- if you hear from her , would you have her call me , please ? thanks . todd is behind this . [ scene_break ] natalie : nope , nothing . bo : this is weird . balsom 's been bugging me about this adriana business . now all of a sudden , he just drops out of sight ? natalie : and you have n't found anything out about where adriana could be ? bo : we do n't have any evidence that she did n't just run away . natalie : oh , me on . you do n't really believe that , do you ? bo : i do n't want to . the longer this drags on , the more worried i get . natalie : well , you know what ? i 'm going to go see if i can find rex , you know , get an update or something . i ca n't just wait around here for that warrant . bo : ok . natalie : driving me crazy . bo : all right . natalie : bye . bo : keep me posted , will you ? natalie : yes , i will -- you , too . bye , uncle bo . bo : see you . [ scene_break ] rex : why should i trust you ? you wo n't even admit you know who the kidnapper is . dorian : because i do not know , and even if i did know , i have no clue as to where he may have taken adriana , so do you love her or not ? rex : you know i do . dorian : good . so do i , and i would do anything to protect her , anything . rex : me , too . dorian : all right , then . we better just put our differences aside and work together to make sure that we bring her back home , because that is all that matters . rex : you 're right . it is . dorian : so you 're not going to call the police ? rex : what , so you can cover your behind ? dorian : so adriana wo n't be killed . please , rex . you 've got to let me handle this . i -- i know what i 'm doing . rex : fine . but i still think you 're behind it . and when this is all over , i 'm outing you . dorian : do your worst . there 's nothing to out . rex : oh -- assuming this guy does n't get caught , because if he does , he 'll give you up in a minute . adriana will hate you forever . dorian : why do n't we just focus on getting adriana home , shall we ? rex : like you said , nothing 's more important . [ scene_break ] bruce : look , i know this is tough on you . adriana : oh , like you care . bruce : i 'm not really a bad guy . adriana : no , you just stalk people for money and then kidnap them and hold them for ransom . bruce : oh . i made a few bad calls . so i needed some cash , and now i need more -- a lot more -- and i need it fast . adriana : what 'd you do anyway ? what are you trying to get away from ? bruce : well , let 's just say i pissed off some people who do n't take well to being pissed off . adriana : and they 'll kill you if they catch you ? bruce : it 's not your problem . yours is if your mother pisses me off and does n't come through with the money . then you 're going to be the one who pays . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] bo : buchanan . all right . ok , i 'll tell him . thomas : nice shooting , son . john : thanks . thomas : i hope you find what you 're looking for johnny . john : truman 's going to pay for what he did to you . thomas : even if you bust him , he wo n't -- not for that . and you 're never going to find peace until he does , are you ? john : first i nail him for framing manning , then i get him for what he did to you . bo : john ? john : hey . bo , did you hear from the judge ? bo : turned us down . john : uh -- son of a bitch turned it down . bo : well , we knew that the probable cause was flimsy . john : well , uh -- maybe that judge , he needs to look a little more carefully at it . maybe somebody needs to make him look at that case a little bit more -- bo : now do n't -- do n't -- you pressure a judge , that 's a lost cause . john : well , he 's -- we 've already lost this one . bo : there are other judges . john : all right , well , then we need to find one that can see what 's right in front of him , someone at least to connect the dots . bo : all right , but do n't make this look at all personal , ok ? that 's a good way to lose a case . john : it is personal , bo . i 've got to see it through to the end . i have to . bo : you do what you have to do , ok ? good luck , john . thomas : go get him , son . john : do n't worry . i will . [ scene_break ] todd : promise me you 'll never let him touch you again . promise me that . i want to know for sure . blair : you do care . todd : here . go home to your boyfriend . blair : oh , todd , todd -- i need you to understand why i 'm doing this . todd : do you understand why you 're doing it ? or are you just not thinking about it like you approach everything else ? blair : what are you talking about ? i think about it all the time . it makes me crazy . i wish it were easier , but it 's not . todd : oh , give me a break . i 'm the one who died -- do you remember ? blair : i know ! i was there ! todd : oh . blair : todd , i came to you after the execution , but you would n't have anything to do with -- todd : that has got nothing to do with it ! blair : it 's got everything to do with it ! are you kidding me ? because it was at at moment , at that moment when i thought that i had lost you forever that i realized that i still loved you and that i would always love you . todd , i am asking you , please let me do this . let me play is out . we have to get spencer . if we do nothing , let 's bring down spencer together . [ doorbell rings ] are you expecting someone ? todd : no . spencer : let me in . todd : oh , hi , truman . looking for somebody ? [ next_on ] john : let met tell you something . you do n't sign this , someone could end up dead . spencer : michael told me you left the hospital with todd . what are you doing here ? todd : go ahead , tell him . michael : if cristian throws a punch and it 's the slightest bit off , he may never use his right hand again .
bruce grabs the phone from adriana and hangs up quickly . he is confused about why rex is answering dorian 's phone . he hopes that she is n't screwing with him . he will have to resort to plan b. dorian and rex argue over the call coming in just now . dorian thinks that adriana just hung up on rex because she wants nothing to do with him . the phone rings again . dorian and rex make a quick decision and decide that she should answer . she does , pretending that rex has left . bruce warns her that she had better not be screwing with him , trying to trap him or she will never see her daughter again . dorian and rex argue about this later . he wants the cops in on the sting , but dorian does n't want a sting . she is sure that all this guy wants is the ten million dollars . blair and todd have just made love . she thinks that this means that they are getting back together but he tells her that is n't what it means . he asks her if she can promise not to sleep with that man again . bruce confides in adriana , telling her that he owes some nasty people some money and they wo n't be happy if he does n't get it for them . she can tell that he might be killed over this , but he only warns that she had better be more concerned over his having to handle things another way if dorian does n't come through with the money . rex agrees to work with dorian . he will wait for this to be over and then tell the police what she has done . `` actually , if this guy is caught by the police , he will turn you in to the police anyway . `` the sound of the man 's voice on the tape causes jess to shiver and she hurriedly turns off the computer . antonio makes the other officers leave and it is only jessica , eugene and antonio in the room . she is starting to remember and she unleashes her anger on the man as antonio watches . after eugene is taken out of there , jessica does n't want to leave . she is remembering . she has a flashback of a hand coming to her across a bed . `` i have memories and they are mine before tess existed `` spencer looks for blair . michael enjoys spencer looking frazzled . he jokes that blair probably found out that spencer was a criminal and left him . spencer tries to get a hold of starr 's chart , but michael wo n't let him see that and tells finally that blair is n't with starr . when michael feels that spencer has suffered enough , he admits that blair left with todd . spencer runs out and goes to the penthouse . todd opens the door and spencer comes running in , finding blair fixing her clothes . `` what are you doing here ? ``
cristian : ok , so we 're out of petit marnier , grenadine , and margarita mix -- oh , and we 're almost out of fresh lime . eve : ok . cristian : thanks . sarah : ahem . could a girl get a little service here ? cristian : your money is no good here . oh , sorry , i forgot -- you do n't have any . sarah : only a matter of time . cristian : really ? so , what , did you get religion , come around to the buchanan way of doing things ? sarah : nope . i 'm about to bag myself a job . cristian : who 's got the cojones to hire you ? sarah : you do . [ scene_break ] starr : we could take comm . science together . cole : what ? starr : ooh -- we could join band . cole : band ? starr : you do n't want to be a band geek ? no ? cole : no . [ starr giggles ] cole : or you could -- could skip a grade . starr : ok , i know i 'm smart and everything , but we would probably have better luck being in the same gym class together , but that would n't really be fair to you , because i would just cream you in football , and beat you in everything else -- just completely ruin you . [ cole chuckles ] cole : oh , yeah ? starr : yeah . cole : bring it on , big shot . starr : ok , what 's wrong with you ? cole : i do n't know . it -- just feels weird being happy . starr : everything 's going to be ok . your mom would n't call and say that it 's going to be better if it was n't . your mom 's going to be released from jail . it 's just a matter of time . [ scene_break ] marcie : when can we see lindsay ? nora : marcie , she 's still being questioned . marcie : by john , nora . michael : marcie -- marcie : what ? the man has arrested half of llanview for killing spencer truman . nora : ok , marcie -- marcie : does anybody else -- does anybody else here have a problem with the fact that he has hijacked this department for his own personal grudge fest ? michael : nora , listen , i am really sorry , but you have to understand -- marcie : no , no , michael , do not -- please , ok ? do n't stand here and apologize for me . john went after you , he went after his own brother , and when that did n't work out , he came after me . and now he 's going after lindsay . nora : marcie , if -- if you do n't calm down , you 're going to have to leave the building . marcie : i 'm not leaving . i am not leaving without the best woman that i know . [ scene_break ] john : the secret you killed for has come out anyway . i know tommy is really todd manning 's son . you ca n't protect him anymore . so why do n't you just tell me everything ? how long have you known tommy is manning 's son ? lindsay : i never said anything of the kind . john : you did n't deny it , either . just say it . you know tommy is todd manning 's son . lindsay : and you do n't want that coming out any more than i do . [ scene_break ] miles : i 'm glad i found you . i have something to tell you , something terribly important . i know you hate my guts , and you have every right to , and you probably think i 'm crying wolf about this , but i 'm not . i know where your son is -- for real this time . miles : i 'm telling you the truth -- todd : shut up , miles . miles : but , todd , i need -- todd : you mention my son again , one more word -- miles : look , what i have to say is -- todd : one more word , miles ! miles : what i have to say -- is no joke . todd : i 'm not laughing . [ scene_break ] marcie : does lindsay even have a lawyer in there with her ? nora : lindsay is very aware of her rights . marcie : so , in other words , that would be a no ? michael : marcie , honey , you really have to calm down . marcie : calm down ? you want me to calm down ? michael : yeah . marcie : michael , the only woman who has ever been a mother to me was just publicly humiliated and arrested for a murder that she did n't commit , but you want me to calm down ? [ scene_break ] bo : look , i 'll -- i 'll call you as soon as we have something to report . goodbye . rex : this is no good , bo . bo : yeah , you can say that again . rex : i mean , what the hell ? lindsay killed spencer ? they barely knew each other . bo : balsom , you know that this is an ongoing -- rex : ongoing investigation . yeah , i know . you ca n't talk about it -- yada , yada . pardon my french , it 's a bunch of crap . i 'm sorry , but this is lindsay we 're talking about . i care about her , and i know you do , too . you ca n't believe she killed spencer . [ scene_break ] nora : i understand , marcie . you and lindsay were very close . marcie : yeah , i understand , too , nora . i understand that you hate lindsay 's guts . michael : marcie -- marcie : fine . look , lindsay and i -- we 've been there for each other , you know , through some of the worst things you can imagine . i am not about to turn my back on her right now . nora : you know what , marcie ? i think that 's wonderful , i really do . but you 've got to respect the roomful of men and women in here who are trying to do their job . marcie : and what is that job , nora -- railroading people ? nora : ok , you 're close , marcie , you 're really close . michael : marcie , honey -- marcie : i 'm sorry . am i making a scene ? i do n't care . i will stop when someone stops john and they set lindsay free . nora : ok , lindsay right now is a suspect in a murder investigation . she is going to be questioned , and then very possibly charged , and then -- and only then -- will she be up for bail consideration . it does n't matter how you feel about your friend . but you can not impeach john 's ability to do his job . and if -- if john likes lindsay for this , then i do , too . marcie : oh , come on ! nora , this -- this whole thing -- i -- i swear to you , this has nothing to do with john liking lindsay for anything , ok ? this has to do with him liking marty saybrooke . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] marty : um , excuse me ? guard : dr. saybrooke , is everything all right ? marty : actually , yeah , it 's -- it 's great , but , um , i was just wondering , is john mcbain in the building ? guard : probably , considering all hell just broke loose . marty : at the woman - of - the - year awards ? guard : how did you know ? marty : lucky guess . [ scene_break ] cole : how did you get so good at making me feel better ? starr : maybe it 's in my genes or chromosomes or something . cole : in your jeans , huh ? starr : hey ! cole : what ? you 're the one who said it . starr : you 're the one who ca n't keep your head above waist level . cole : oh , come on , that 's not true . you know i love everything about you . [ door opens ] starr : ahem . hi , aunt dorian , we were n't expecting you home so early . dorian : please , do not even try to pretend you two have been doing homework . starr : we were actually trying to coordinate our courses for the fall . dorian : oh , right , right . what 's there to coordinate ? you 're a sophomore , and are n't you going to be a junior ? starr : how were the awards ? dorian : well , they went well . um -- i was , of course , passed over once again , but , all in all , i can say it was all to the good . starr : was there a scandal as usual ? dorian : sometimes , starr , i think you 're wise beyond your years . starr : so ? come on . dorian : the 2007 woman of the year had a meltdown while making her speech . then a few other things happened . then she was handcuffed and taken to jail -- accused of having killed spencer truman . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] john : do n't tell me what i want . lindsay : then talk to me . talk to me like -- like you 're michael 's brother , tommy 's uncle . john : he 's right here . so is the cop . lindsay : i do n't need the cop ! john : look , i took an oath . i ca n't just check my badge at the door because family 's involved . lindsay : yes , you can . it 's called compassion . john : hmm . but in this line of work , a murder is still a murder . lindsay : you ca n't hide behind your line of work . john : you -- lindsay : no , there is too much at stake on this one here . john : you want to talk about hiding ? i mean , you really want to talk about hiding ? right now there 's a woman down in a holding cell who has n't been able to see her son for weeks because of a crime she did n't commit . lindsay : marty never would 've been convicted . john : oh , yeah ? does that justify the hell you 're putting her through ? lindsay : i 'm sorry she 's had a rough couple of nights , but hell ? no , hell is when a parent has a child ripped from their lives . spencer truman set michael and marcie up to feel that kind of pain . he put them in the line of fire , and you 're the one that 's about to pull the trigger . john : you 're talking in circles here . the bottom line is my brother 's adopted son is still todd manning 's kid . lindsay : you feel better now ? you want to shout it from the rooftops ? john : no , i do n't . it sucks . so how long have you known ? lindsay : john , if this gets out , it 's going to destroy michael and marcie . john : for argument 's sake , what about manning ? lindsay : he never needs to know . john : you really think it 's up to you to play god ? lindsay : no . do you think it 's up to you ? john : all right , let 's forget about god . i just want to know the truth from the beginning . lindsay : but you already know the truth , and here we are , going round and round . clearly , you 've known about tommy , and what i want to know is , why have n't you done something about it ? [ scene_break ] cristian : you 're angling for a job here -- again ? sarah : you 're never going to get my half of the cable bill until i start earning . cristian : `` earn `` ? you ? sarah : look , i know my way around a bat from little league , so whose legs do i got to break ? cristian : so you 're ready to punch the clock ? sarah : could you dial down the attitude a little ? not only did antonio tell me i could have a job -- cristian : `` maybe . `` antonio said `` maybe . `` sarah : but i did try to get hired here once before , remember ? you shot me down ? cristian : the way i remember it , you waltzed in here like you were god 's gift to club land . sarah : well , can i help it if i 'm young , talented , and in your face ? cristian : the in - your - face part ? yeah . sarah : strong women scare you , huh ? cristian : i 've been with strong women . you -- you 're just in training . and as far as working here , you know , antonio also said that i run this place , and i do n't think we need a booker . sarah : give me your cell and 10 minutes , and i will have block party here for labor day . cristian : you know , you fed me that exact same line weeks ago . what did i say then -- no . what do you think i 'm going to say now -- no . that 's not the way we do things . you know , there 's a process -- research , marketing , analyzing our clientele . sarah : i could do that . cristian : i 'm sure you could -- after you work your way up from the bottom . sarah : god , give me a break . cristian : you know , before he was mr. sean john , multimillion - dollar mogul p. diddy ran errands for -- sarah : andre harrell from uptown records , bringing him pie -- i know . why does everybody tell that story ? cristian : because it shows you there 's no shortcut into this business . sarah : oh , right , because you started off here waiting tables . cristian : i 've done it . sarah : well , i am a creative person . cristian : so am i . but i 'm here anyway , doing what i have to do to get by . sarah : yeah . well , i guess that 's why i 'm here , too . you know what my goals are long - term , but today i 'm willing to start as -- a server . ahem . [ scene_break ] nora : john would never allow his personal life to enter into a case . marcie : john 's personal life `` is `` the spencer truman case , nora . nora : all right , let me rephrase that . john would never allow his personal life to interfere with his ability to do his job . michael : she 's got a point . marcie : michael ! come on . we both know -- we all know that john has this kind of a -- this thing for marty . look , the woman confessed to killing spencer truman , your department was building a case against her -- am i right ? nora : yes , we were . marcie : well , then does n't it strike you odd , nora , even if it 's not illegal , that john pursued another suspect without anybody else here knowing , long after the l.p.d . closed the case ? nora : ok , i ca n't stand here and debate the legalities -- marcie : well , then stand here and debate it with a lawyer , ok ? because i have one coming for lindsay , and he is not some cheap , public defender . nora : are you going to allow me to finish what i was going to say ? i ca n't stand here and date legalities with you when i do n't know exactly what is going on , which is why i was on my way downstairs to find out . until then , no one -- not lindsay , marty , and , apparently , not you -- is going home . so , if you will excuse me , ok ? marcie : fine . nora : marcie ? i really admire your commitment to lindsay , and she really has done some wonderful things lately . but that does n't negate her past . she is a convicted felon . she has attempted murder and murder on her rap sheet . just -- just bear that in mind when you 're going to bat for her , please ? ok . excuse me . [ scene_break ] bo : until lindsay starts talking , my hands are tied . rex : how about getting a leash for john ? bo : hey , i do n't get in my chief detective 's way when he 's doing his job . rex : is this the job you had in mind ? he 's about to charge a third separate subject for the same murder , and this one did n't even -- bo : we do n't know what `` this one `` did or did n't do . rex : bo , you ca n't think that lindsay -- what ? bo : you know something ? you 've been involved in this case since day one . you 're into it right up to your ears -- you and michael both . so is at what you 're trying to hide -- lindsay 's involvement ? rex : no way -- i did n't even know she was -- i do n't think she is . bo : but you know something that relates to spencer truman 's homicide , and you 've been sitting on it . i 've been looking the other way , balsom , because you 're a good kid , and because we already had a suspect for that murder , we thought we had the person . that 's all up in smoke right now . you want me to do everything i can to help our friend ? i 'm doing it . you know what you have to do ? you have to step up , and you have to tell me what you 've been hiding . [ scene_break ] john : you know , we can go back and forth on this all day . you 're still on deck for a capital murder . lindsay : you do n't know what you 're going to do , do you ? john : so when did you find out tommy was manning 's son ? lindsay : i 'm right , are n't i ? john : does marcie know ? lindsay : marcie does n't know anything . she thinks the boy she raised since he was practically born is going to be her son for the rest of her life . john : was truman going to tell manning about tommy ? lindsay : do you know that she 's already been looking into preschools ? john : is that why you killed him ? lindsay : do you know that she thinks that her son is going to grow up , get married , have children , and make her a grandmother ? john : you can make this easier on yourself if you just confess . lindsay : you already know the truth -- is n't that what you said ? john : i need the timeline , from when you found out who tommy really was . lindsay : well , is n't that funny , because i 'd kind of like to know the same thing . because , clearly , you 've known about this long enough to pick up the phone and call todd , but you could n't . tommy 's family , and you 're going to leave that little boy right where he is . when it comes to powerful congestion relief , [ scene_break ] marty : tell me something good . nora : a lot 's happening , we have a new suspect that 's being interrogated , and you could be going home soon . marty : and this is n't some kind of late april fool 's day joke ? nora : it 's not a done deal , there 's a lot of things still in motion , but i think you 're going to be free soon . marty : do i know the suspect ? nora : yeah -- lindsay rappaport . can you believe it ? i mean , i -- i 'm still sort of gathering and catching up with all the evidence -- john arrested her about an hour ago -- but it , um -- you know , this is where you 're supposed to turn around and say , `` lindsay rappaport -- wow , that 's impossible . `` marty : oh , it 's possible , all right . nora : ok . i think you need to tell me what you know . [ scene_break ] cole : whoa , whoa , whoa , wait , back up , back up . someone else was arrested for murdering spencer ? dorian : not just `` someone else `` -- a very good friend of mine , lindsay rappaport -- and , i mean the indignity of it . i mean , the woman was carted away in the middle of an important ceremony in front of everyone . media -- i -- oh , god -- i think of the photographs -- starr : ahem -- aunt dorian ? cole : ok , what about my mom ? starr : yeah . dorian : oh . um -- i do n't think she was even mentioned . the primary focus was lindsay . cole : ok , so that means she 's going to be set free , right ? starr : yeah , it has to . dorian : no , i do n't think that 's necessarily the case . starr : can two people be charged for the same crime ? dorian : well , unfortunately , i think that 's what 's happening right now . cole : ok , i 'm going to call john . dorian : why bother ? i mean , right now john is probably interrogating his new pet , you know -- [ dorian laughs ] dorian : suspect . come on . how the man keeps his job , i have no idea . cole : see ? my mom is innocent , all right ? he knew it , and i knew it , and he said he was going to do everything to fix it , and he did . starr : oh , cole ! cole : you were right , my mom 's coming home . lindsay i 'm right , are n't i ? why have n't you gone with the truth to marcie or todd ? why did n't you call child services ? why else would tommy still be with marcie and michael ? [ scene_break ] john : this is only going to make things harder on tommy in the end . lindsay : all you 've got is a pocketful of speculation . you ca n't prove anything , and i 'm not talking . john : i do n't need you to talk to make a case . the truth will come out , it always does . in the meantime , michael and marcie are going to know why you did this . they wo n't be able to move past it , unless they know what happened . lindsay : `` they 're not going to be able to move past it `` ? are you kidding me ? you take away the only child they 'll ever have , they 're not going to be able to move on ! john : you know what i think ? i think you 've been carrying this around for months . i think it 's eating you up -- i 've seen in your eyes , i can see it right now . lindsay : and telling you is going to ease my pain , is that it ? john : i 'll make sure this comes out right , i promise . but to do that , i need to have the facts -- from the time you learned who tommy really is . lindsay : does n't matter , because i 'm going to take that secret to my grave with me . [ scene_break ] miles : ugh ! please -- todd : how much did he give you , miles ? miles : you have to listen to me ! todd : how much did he give you , miles ? miles : i do n't know what you 're talking about ! todd : spencer -- how much did he give you to torture me ? miles : i 'm not trying to torture you ! blair : stop it -- just shut up ! please , todd -- miles : listen , he `` did `` give it to me , he gave me something , he gave me -- he gave me a key to a locker . blair : just give me the knife , todd , please . let 's go home -- give me the knife . let 's go home to your family . come on , todd . come on . just go . come on . it 's not worth it . come on , todd . miles : if you walk out that door , you 're walking out on your son . he 's alive , and he 's here in llanview . [ scene_break ] cristian : you want to wait tables ? sarah : it pays , right ? cristian : barely . you got to work your tail off . sarah : yeah , but health benefits ? cristian : yeah . sarah : fringe benefits ? cristian : free grub -- not booze . sarah : vertical opportunities ? cristian : this is n't b.e . we call it `` moving up . `` sarah : well ? cristian : we 'll see . sarah : sold . not my dream job , but it will do . cristian : the buchanan family tap still in the off position ? sarah : actually , no . cristian : no ? sarah : uh - uh . cristian : then i do n't get it . what -- what 's this all about ? sarah : my dad offered to put me back on the dole , but i said no . cristian : why did you say no ? sarah : that 's none of your business . cristian : you know , i should 've hit you up for rent money when i had the chance . sarah : actually , i -- cristian : i knew it . sarah : i do want to pay the rent , but that 's why i need some income -- hint , hint . cristian : hmm . all right . and you really do n't mind starting out at the bottom ? sarah : of course i mind . my great - grandfather did it , so can i . cristian : ok , where 's that w-2 ? fill this out , then we 'll test your serving skills . sarah : `` test `` ? you kidding ? how hard could it be ? cristian : exactly . [ scene_break ] cole : hey , is it ok if i take off ? starr : what are you still doing here ? go ! dorian : wait a minute , are you going down to the police station at this hour ? cole : yeah , i -- i want to be there when my mom 's released . and , of course , she 's going to need a ride , and nora and i changed the locks at the apartment so miles would n't get in , so we 're going to -- starr : you do n't want your mom to be locked out when she gets there . cole : well , yeah . right . dorian : it 's very nice of you to be so considerate of your mother , but , really , do n't you think lieutenant mcbain would let you know if there was some change ? starr : none of that matters right now , aunt dorian . his mom could be free . dorian : of course , and it 's really important to keep a positive attitude , so you go right ahead . starr : exactly . dorian : sure , your showing up could very well , you know , light a fire under those bureaucratic butts . cole : what , you really think so ? starr : definitely . cole : well , all right , then . starr : go ! i 'm so happy for -- cole : thank you so much for the good news . dorian : ooh -- cole : oh -- um -- ok . [ door opens and closes ] starr : i 'm sorry about that . dorian : there 's nothing to be sorry about . you know , he 's not such a bad kid after all . starr : i told -- if you 're home , then where 's my mom and dad ? [ scene_break ] todd : you going somewhere , miles ? i thought you had something to say to me . miles : i do ! todd : we 've been over this , miles , have n't we ? blair : just stop it , todd . [ miles groans ] blair : there 's already been one arrest tonight , do n't make it two . come on ! [ miles pants ] miles : agh ! todd : listen to me -- you hear me ? blair : just stop . todd : can you hear -- shut up ! can you hear me ? you 're done lying to me . if you mention my dead son 's name again , you 're going to be done breathing . blair : please stop it , todd ! todd : go ahead . miles : i know -- blair : stop ! todd : i have two children -- you name them , i 'll let you live . could you ? miles : you have three . blair : stop it ! todd : i have two ! name them . [ scene_break ] marcie : yeah , as soon as you can get here -- they 're already interrogating her . ok . well , the attorney 's on his way . michael : good . marcie : yeah . michael : that 's -- that 's really -- that 's really good . um , we should probably go , you know , because -- because it looks like we 've done pretty much everything -- marcie : no , no , no , mike , i want to stay . i want to -- you know , i want to stay . i want to make sure that the lawyer gets here and that he meets with lindsay , and maybe -- maybe he 'll get her out tonight , you know , sometime . michael : yeah . you know , i -- i really -- i -- i just feel like that 's just such a huge long shot , you know ? marcie : well , that might be true . but come on , mike . i mean , lindsay 's gone out on a limb for us plenty of times , you know ? the least we can do is -- is stick around , let her know that we believe in her , right ? unless you do n't . [ scene_break ] bo : i am going to do everything i can to help lindsay . what are you going to do , balsom ? rex : i could , you know , do some digging as a p.i . bo : that 's how you 're going to play this ? lindsay 's down there in a cell right now accused of murder , and all you can say is , `` i 'm going to do some digging `` ? rex : what else can i do ? bo : you can tell me the secret you 've been keeping . rex : i -- believe me , there is nothing that i can say that will help lindsay . but i will do anything to help her . this is lindsay we 're talking about , there 's no way she could 've killed -- what could her motive possibly be ? [ scene_break ] john : ah , keep your secret . tell me what happened when you went to see truman . lindsay : who says i went to see him ? john : you went to see him after you found out the truth about tommy , you wanted to make sure he was n't going to use that information to hurt marcie . come on , i 've seen the two of you together , i know how you feel about marcie , i know how you feel about tommy . lindsay : i 'd do anything for that little boy . john : i know you would . is that why you killed truman ? lindsay : john , let this go . john : i ca n't -- a murder 's been committed . lindsay : i 'm not asking you to let it go for me , i 'm asking you to let it go for your family . do what you have to do to me , i do n't care . but leave your theory about my motive out of it . john : for them ? lindsay : yes . because if the truth comes out , it will destroy them . so i 'm begging you , john , not to let this out . i 'm not going to say anything . so if you 're going to destroy that family by telling them , then you 're going to do that all by yourself . [ scene_break ] cristian : always keep a pocket empty for garbage you pick up off the table . sarah : nice . cristian : always gesture with an open hand , never point . sarah : what is this -- first grade ? cristian : men are n't guys , they 're gentlemen . and a woman is never a lady , she 's a customer . sarah : is this some kind of p.c . thing ? cristian : remember to tip your bussers well -- they know how much you make , and they can rescue you or make your life a living hell . sarah : look , i 'm not an idiot . i 've done this before . cristian : i know -- you told me you were terrible . sarah : i 've grown . cristian : hmm . oh , one last thing -- all our servers need to know how to mix a cosmopolitan . sarah : cool . cristian : it 's our most popular drink , bartenders are usually busy , so you 'd be doing everyone else a favor if you can handle these yourself . sarah : no problem . got it . cristian : ok . so go get it . / sarah : do you want me to make one now ? cristian : that 's right . time 's a - ticking . sarah : fine . stand back . [ scene_break ] marty : i saw lindsay slip out of blair 's i.c.u . room , and there was blood all over her clothes . nora : how is it that -- that no one else saw her ? marty : she took a coat and wrapped it around herself and just bolted . nora : unbelievable -- that 's `` two `` guys that she 's killed . marty : what ? nora : nothing . um -- john -- john suspected lindsay before he came to you and gathered your recollections , am i right ? marty : yeah . he had it figured out before i told him anything . nora : oh . did he happen to mention why he suspected lindsay ? marty : not to me . but , um , i did n't even know that lindsay knew spencer . nora : yeah , well , with spencer , anything 's possible . he was so evil -- who knows how many skeletons he took to his grave . marty : yeah , i 'm sure just -- lindsay was trying to defend blair . nora : he was stabbed nine times with scissors . no , there 's something else going on -- i 'm sure john knows what it is , but -- all right . i want to go get the ball going on your release . marty : so , how soon do you think ? nora : well , i 'm going to do my damnedest to make sure you 're out of here by -- tomorrow morning ? marty : thank you , for everything you have done , and especially cole . i -- nora : oh , come on . you would 've done the same thing for me , all right ? now i 'm going to boogie and get those release papers going . oh – cole : mom , it 's over , right ? you 're -- you 're getting out ? marty : looks like it . i am coming home . [ scene_break ] dorian : i imagine that your father is probably -- oh -- brainstorming some hideous headlines for tomorrow 's edition , and your mother , no doubt , is playing bonnie to his clyde . starr : `` no doubt `` ? dorian : yes , i imagine so . starr : you do more than imagine , you practically stalk my mom whenever she gives my dad attention . dorian : hey ! `` stalk `` ? excuse me . starr : `` hey ! `` are you going to tell me how they were getting along ? dorian : um , on a scale of between abject hatred and sublime marital bliss , hmm ? starr : seven or eight ? dorian : uh - uh . a five at most . starr : are you kidding me ? you should 've seen the way he looked at her in that dress that she wore . dorian : ok , i admit it . nothing -- nothing gets your parents in step like walking all over somebody . starr : you know , you really seemed sorry for lindsay earlier . dorian : i am . she had an awful , humiliating night , and tomorrow morning -- let 's face it -- those bogus charges are going to be dropped . [ scene_break ] john : i do n't want to ruin anyone 's life . lindsay : i know you do n't want this to come out . that is why you brought me here in the first place , is n't it ? you wanted to discuss this with me in private . john : if you think i can protect you , i ca n't . lindsay : i 'm not asking you to protect me . i 'm asking you to protect them . you have a choice to make , john , between the law and your family . and for that child 's sake , i hope you make the right one . i work hard at making my home look nice . [ scene_break ] sarah : two fingers ' bourbon , two fingers ' seltzer . where do you keep that bitters stuff ? sarah : there we go . oh , wait -- cosmo is pink , right . watermelon liqueur . ok . and -- bam . taste it and weep . cristian : ladies first . sarah : you scared ? oh -- cristian : are those tears i see ? [ sarah coughs ] sarah : ok , so i 'm a little rusty . cristian : and also wrong . basic cosmos are made with vodka , triple sec , cranberry juice , and lime . sarah : i was being inventive . cristian : you know , most of your money is made from tips . sarah : so i 'll make real nice with the bartenders . cristian : right -- or you can learn how to do it right . now , watch . this is the way you do it . [ scene_break ] bo : i 've got too much to sort out . rex : absolutely -- me , too . maybe we could compare notes at some point . bo : uh , i do n't think so . rex : bo , we both want the same thing for lindsay . bo : i know that . but if she is guilty , there 's only so much either one of us could possibly do . balsom , i need you to stay out of this , ok ? do n't do anything stupid . [ scene_break ] michael : you know that i love lindsay . but you heard nora -- there is nothing else that we can do here tonight . you tell me , what do you think lindsay would want ? do you think that she would want us out here wringing our hands with worry , while our son sits at home with a babysitter ? marcie : no . michael : she would want us to go home and hold our son . marcie : ok , fine . fine , michael . you are right , ok ? but i am coming back here first thing in the morning . michael : and i am going to be right here with you . marcie : ok . [ scene_break ] nora : the guard will be back down to escort you out . cole : thank you . marty : thank you . cole : um , i do n't want to bring the mood down or anything , but there 's no chance of all this falling apart , right ? marty : i do n't think so . cole : so you remember what happened ? marty : finally , yes , but i do n't think that would 've mattered if john had n't figured it out . i 'm going to be free , and i owe it all to him . [ scene_break ] todd : two kids . blair : todd – todd : two kids -- name them . name them . name them ! miles : [ hoarse ] starr and jack . blair : come on ! he said it , let 's go . we 're done here , todd . we are done , todd ! we 're done ! todd : look at me , look at me . you mention my dead son 's name again , i 'm going to kill you , you son of a bitch . blair : come on ! come on . miles : that 's a risk -- that 's a risk i 'm going to have to take . [ scene_break ] john : help yourself out , lindsay . make this right . lindsay : i am making this right . i 'm protecting your brother , his wife , and their beautiful child . john : even without you or me , the truth 's going to come out -- tommy is not theirs . lindsay : my conscience is clear . it 's in your hands now . [ knock on door ] john : come on in . officer : perp 's lawyer is here , interrogation three . john : very good . will you escort mrs. rappaport to her attorney , please ? lindsay : we 're really not all that different , are we , lieutenant ? we 'd both do anything to protect the people we love . [ next_on ] jamie : are you going to be my daddy 's new girlfriend ? clint : nash , are you having money trouble ? nora : what we need is a motive , john . lindsay : there is something i want to tell you . natalie : he has information for todd . i do n't think it would hurt you to listen to him .
sarah comes into the bar to ask cristian for a job . starr and cole try to synchronize their class schedules so that they will have classes together . miles tells todd and blair that he knows for sure where todd 's son is . marty asks a guard if john is in the building . marcie confronts nora asking why john is accusing lindsay of murdering spencer truman . john asks lindsay how long has she known that tommy is todd manning 's son . todd orders him to shut up . todd picks up a knife off the table . michael tries to get marcie to calm down . rex comes into bo 's office saying there is no way that lindsay could have killed spencer . lindsay refuses to give john any info that he can use against her . marcie continues to show herself at the police station . as cole and starr are kissing , dorian walks in on them . starr tries to explain that they are only synchronizing their courses . dorian informs starr and cole that lindsay was arrested for the murder of spencer truman . when todd attacks miles , blair keeps him from choking miles to death . he orders miles never to mention his son again . michael talks marcie into going home for the night . john orders an officer to escort lindsay to her lawyer . sarah tries to mix a drink but it is a total fiasco .
[ whistle ] langston : fetch me a towel , cabana boy . [ langston screams ] [ scene_break ] charlie : okay , what 's the big mystery , hmm ? what are we doing here ? what the heck are those ? jared : well , carlotta vega gets a look at these , she 's not going to be able to resist you , pops . [ scene_break ] rex : good call , morasco . gigi : well , i figured we would n't get anything to eat on the plane , so we may as well come here . rex : where it all began . gigi : come on , i 'm starved . rex : this place -- it was in the dream i had , only it was n't called the bon- jour . it was called something else . gigi : well , as long as they still serve pie . rex : and in the dream , there 's this -- there 's this kid , he looked like shane . kept poking holes in all the pies . gigi : someone should 've put him in timeout . rex : so how 'd you do it ? gigi : do what ? rex : raise a son all by yourself , so that he would turn out to be the greatest kid that ever lived ? gigi : all i know is , you love him , you keep him laughing , and you make sure he does n't get away with anything . rex : well , if you 're you . but what about if you 're me ? i mean , i never had a dad , so i do n't have a clue how to do this . [ scene_break ] john : he 's back . the man , the myth . bo : yeah , and not a minute too soon , it would appear . john : yeah . yeah , i saw it . i did n't -- i did n't do the things he said , bo . bo : what , manning ? john : yeah . bo : mr. innocent , right ? john : right . bo : sure . so , how 's life at the top , commish ? john : you 're the commissioner . i was just keeping the seat warm . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] ugh . why are you talking about the basement ? todd : my sister tina told me that her dog has developed an interest in the basement and has been sniffing around there , and you found him there and went a little crazy and locked the door . which leads me to believe there 's something down there you 'd rather not have anyone see . tess : okay , okay , todd . look , if you 're starting to listen to tina and her overbred mutt , then i 'm starting to question your sanity . todd : okay , well , then you wo n't mind if i go down to the basement and have a little look - see - poo . [ scene_break ] reporter : it would appear , ladies and gentlemen , that our tour of the hohenstein palace with princess talia has reached a rather shocking and unexpected climax . [ scene_break ] tina : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] talia : father ? darling , what is the meaning of this ? i ca n't believe this . you 're having an affair ! jonas : talia , wait -- what ? reporter : and it would appear that the princess is correct . talia : my husband and my father are having an affair . [ scene_break ] tina : oh , this is one nutty principality . [ scene_break ] gigi : you are going to be a great dad . shane is crazy about you . rex : he was crazy about me till lieutenant brody showed up . gigi : that 's my fault . i built brody up to be a hero . rex : no , he is a hero . he stepped up and volunteered to be the dad of a kid who was n't even his . wish i had somebody like that in my life . i can do without the fact that he 's also crazy about you . gigi : well , i never felt that way about him , ever . i was just alone . but you 're back . we 're back . and it 's all good . moe : get a room ! noelle : moe . moe : well -- noelle : oh , you found him ! oh , this girl was on a mission . she was going to find you come hell or high water . moe : so , where was he ? gigi : in a dream . noelle : oh . moe : i 'm going to lose my lunch . noelle : oh , do n't you pay him any mind . he does n't have a drop of romance in him . moe : romance ? this guy 's married . you 're dreaming if you think this romance is going to stick . rex : you know , i liked you better when you had more hair . [ scene_break ] jared : ugh , then there 's this one , it 's -- natalie : you built these , charlie ? you are good . jared : yeah , well , he designed that one , not that the architect would admit it , but he made it work . carlotta : no , it 's really lovely . jared : oh -- he could make this place look like new . charlie : look , i appreciate the boost , son , but i 'm not sure that carlotta is really ready for all that . carlotta : no , believe me , i 'm really happy to know what you can do , mr. banks , and whatever happened with the buchanans -- natalie : okay , that was pretty much mostly -- carlotta : no , whatever happened , i -- you know , your boyfriend is obviously a very good son to his father . and your father is a very kind man . the morning of the fire , you really were very wonderful to me , charlie . i really appreciate it , thank you . charlie : i know how it feels to lose something 's that important . carlotta : well , this -- this is n't important . it 's just things . and they can be replaced . but what antonio is going through , that 's important . that 's where my heart is now . [ scene_break ] antonio : she 's selling it . guard : you there . antonio : me ? carlo : oh , guard , get these people out of here . get these people out of here , huh ? cristian : if the guards do n't buy it , we 're sunk . guard : i will summon the full guard . jonas : go . reporter : your highness , may one assume you 'll back the gay marriage bill ? jonas : i 'm not gay . not that there 's anything wrong with that . reporter : when did you discover that you were bisexual ? carlo : jonas . obviously , this is a setup . my son - in - law and i were drugged . jonas : drugged . talia : are you saying that 's why you two slept together ? jonas : talia , we did n't sleep together . talia : how could you do this to me ? carlo : oh , talia , please , do n't be impossible . she 's always been high strung . talia : my father -- and my husband ! jonas : talia . carlo : talia , that 's enough . [ scene_break ] tina : oh , ugh , uh , too much information , carlo . [ scene_break ] reporter : it would appear the royal father - in - law has no clothes . carlo : talia , tell the press this is n't what it seems . [ scene_break ] tina : uh -- oh . no wonder jonas never made a pass at me . oh . why are the cute ones always gay ? [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] sure , todd , go ahead . take a look - see - poo downstairs . i wonder what i have down there . maybe , it 's an amnesiac named marty saybrooke . oh -- oh , no . no , that 's what you have at your house . that 's who you 're holding hostage . yeah . todd : i 'm not holding her hostage . tess : huh . todd : i 'm taking care of her . tess : oh , yeah . i 'm sure she 'd feel that way if she knew that you 'd raped her . i wonder if she 'd still find your home cozy if she knew that . todd ? poke your nose in my business , and i will make sure john mcbain knows exactly what you 're hiding . [ scene_break ] bo : no , i 'm sorry . this job is yours , my friend . mind ? john : i think it 's the same pot that was there when you left . bo : i got fired . john : hey , listen -- i took this job under one condition -- that you would take it back when you were ready . bo : i 'm sure the mayor signed off on that . john : is that why you left , the mayor ? bo : that and -- well , there 's some other reasons , too . lindsay , my father . john , you are about the only guy i know that would understand what i just said . john : yeah , i 've been there . bo : i know you have . so tell me , what 's our friend manning up to now ? and what are we going to do about it ? [ scene_break ] todd : i 'm taking better care of marty then john mcbain ever did . tess : [ as jessica ] yeah . sure , that woman 's a clean slate , todd . she needs some professional help . todd : you 'd know . tess : i know what i saw . todd : what 's in the basement ? tess : worry about your own plans . todd : yeah , but i 'm not hurting anyone , am i ? tess : neither am i. i mean , who would i want to hurt , besides you ? [ scene_break ] charlie : as much as i would love to get back to work , carlotta , i think you may have a lot more on your mind . carlotta : well , there 's really not anything i can do for antonio right now . i mean , except maybe take care of jamie and pray and try not to worry . natalie : what 's going on with antonio ? carlotta : i ca n't really get into it , but , you know , thinking about the diner , it -- it really gives me hope to believe in the future . charlie , you found my precious memory , the first dollar that diego and i ever made . jared : well , that sounds like an omen to me . you know what they say , `` every ending is a new beginning . `` see , this is your opportunity to change all those things that drove you nutty and to make this place exactly the way you want it to be . charlie : okay , son , i think she got the point . boy , he does n't stop , does he ? carlotta : you know , actually , there are some things that i really would like to change , but i do n't have the money . natalie : well , did n't you have insurance ? carlotta : yeah , but the insurance company is still investigating , and i really do n't have any cash until they come up with the settlement . jared : well , it does n't cost anything to spitball . carlotta : spit -- charlie : what my son is trying to say is that if you would like to tell me what kind of improvements you 're thinking about , i might be able to come up with an estimate while you 're just waiting for the settlement . carlotta : hmm . you know , there is something that always drove me crazy . it was the sink , the way it kind of flowed . it 's just does n't -- well , let me show you . charlie : yeah . you can remove the sink pretty easily . it 's a piece of cake . you 're going to have to re - plumb that whole area up here . natalie : you really are a wonderful guy . jared : no , i 'm not . natalie : jared , we admitted to what we did . and we 're starting over . you even got a job interview even though you wo n't tell me what it is , but that 's okay -- jared : i saw your father . natalie : are you kidding ? jared : he knows we want back in , and he 's willing to consider it if i do something for him . [ scene_break ] markko : what 's with the cucumber slices ? langston : to make me beautiful . markko : makes you into a vegetarian . see , now that 's what i like . those big , brown eyes . langston : well , now you can make yourself useful since you washed off all my sunscreen . here . markko : right on , this is my kind of punishment . langston : you 're good at this . markko : well , this is cabana boy 101 . langston : you do not do this to other girls . markko : oh , no , you 're right on that . those girls from the country club with their $ 300 sunglasses and their cell phones that cost more than my car . no , no , i 'm what they wipe off their sandals . langston : well , then they 're blind . markko : it does n't matter . i 'm only there to make money for college . langston : i totally get your tuition , but my inheritance is locked up in a trust fund somewhere . markko : i pay my own way . langston : well , okay , then , senor macho . markko : hey , cabana boy by day , senor super macho by night . [ scene_break ] natalie : i ca n't believe you talked to my dad . jared : well , i sort of barged in on him . i told him i would do whatever it takes to help him get b.e . back , as long as he promised to stop leaning on you . natalie : you know , you truly are amazing . jared : i do n't know . he took me at my word . natalie : all right . well , what does he want you to do ? jared : that i ca n't tell you . natalie : why not ? jared : it 's unethical . [ scene_break ] langston : well , senor super macho , you missed a spot . markko : hey , senor super macho does not have to be perfect . he 's so good- looking , the girls at the country club faint when they see him . langston : oh , my god . markko : and he 's so cool , they just freeze to death in their tiny bikinis . langston : okay , well , senor super macho , you can just forget about it . i can protect myself . delphina : are you sure about that ? [ scene_break ] natalie : wait -- no , no . no , no , no . no , no , no . you ca n't talk to my father and then not tell me what he said . jared : if i tell you , you 're an accessory . natalie : wait , wait . so this thing that he wants you to do , it 's so unethical and illegal that there are accessories ? fine , i 'll just go ask my father . jared : no , i do n't want you to get mixed up in this . natalie : jared , i 'm going to find out anyway . you might as well just get it over with . jared : he wants me to go after dorian 's 16-year - old foster daughter . natalie : langston ? [ scene_break ] gigi : moe , kiss it . rex : no , he 's right . i 'm married . and if i were you , i 'd feel the same way . i know how much you care about gigi . moe : that girl 's had it rough . raising shane all by her lonesome -- noelle : putting up with moe every day while she was doing it . rex : i just want you to know that i 'm committed to gigi . moe : and your wife ? rex : we 're separated and i 'm going to ask her for a divorce , so you do n't have to worry , mr. stubbs -- moe : mr. stubbs was my daddy , and no one called him mister . he started this place . called it the good day -- rex : right , the good day cafe , where they served tie - dyed pancakes and peace pies . moe : how 'd you know that ? [ scene_break ] sarah : did it work ? cristian : oh , yeah , he 's naked as a jaybird . sarah : oh , god ! carlo : bitterman , get my robe . jonas : get me one , too . talia : why ? so you can hide your shame ? carlo : i 've done nothing to be ashamed of . jonas : hey , give me that back . [ carlo yells ] carlo : talia , i 'm warning you -- talia : just like you 'd warn me away whenever i 'd find the two of you with your heads together ? `` we 're just talking , talia . it 's just business , talia . `` bitterman : i knew they were up to something , but i thought they were just scheming to defraud the good people of mendorra . jonas : we were . carlo : not ever scheming ! talia : you were cheating on me with my -- dad ? they 've made a fool of me , mendorra , and of you . they 've betrayed you , mendorra . obviously , my father was planning on using the prince to bleed this country dry . [ scene_break ] tina : you go , girl . [ scene_break ] todd : who would tess want to hurt ? let me think . whose brakes failed recently and almost killed viki ? tess : [ as jessica ] oh . that was an accident . you can even ask the mechanic . todd : oh , talked to him already , have we ? tess : hmm . todd : paid him off perhaps ? tess : oh , that 's your style , not mine . todd : mm - hmm . i wonder if natalie would agree with you on that . tess : okay , that 's enough . out . todd : she 's the one who you blame for your husband 's death , her and her boyfriend . revenge is certainly your style . so in answer to your question , i would think that natalie and her boyfriend are the ones you 'd like to hurt . [ scene_break ] natalie : i ca n't believe that my dad would go after a kid starr 's age . jared : well , he 's assuming that dorian will do anything to protect her , and as a result , she 'll trade b.e . for langston 's peace of mind . natalie : you know , i knew that he had changed when grandpa died , but this is cold . jared : he wants b.e . back . natalie : too bad . you know what , i do n't care if my dad hates me for the rest of my life , because he has no right to mess with a teenage girl , nor does he have the right to make you do it for him . [ scene_break ] langston : markko , this is madam delphina , the psychic i was telling you about . markko : whoa , psychic ? langston : yeah , she 's amazing . how much ? delphina : now , i 'm liking ben franklin today . markko : whoa , whoa , you 're giving her 100 bucks ? for what ? langston : a reading . markko : a reading ? do you know how many towels i have to fold and -- and how much butt i have to kiss to get $ 100 ? langston : she 's a professional psychic . markko : oh , right , and i 'm arnold schwarzenegger . delphina : no . actually , you 're geraldo rivera . [ scene_break ] jared : sweetie , he has every right to pressure me . i betrayed him , i lied , i falsified documents , i perpetrated fraud -- natalie : right , and he dropped the charges so that he could get exactly what he really wanted , the name of his real brother , david vickers . jared : so i 'm not in jail , but the damage is done , natalie . your family lost the company , okay ? your kids , your grandkids , out of their inheritance and stripped of their legacy . natalie : wait a second . are you actually planning on going through with this ? you 're going to do my dad 's dirty work ? jared : look , i do n't want to hurt this girl and -- and neither does your dad . all he wants to do is orchestrate a little threat and , if it works , and it helps get the company back to your family , and helps put you and your father back together , then it is worth it to me because i ca n't stand seeing how unhappy you are , so i have to do something to make this right , even if that something means taking a risk . natalie : she 's 16 . jared : i know . natalie : so , what exactly does my father want you to do to her ? [ scene_break ] langston : actually , his name 's not geraldo , it 's markko , markko rivera . delphina : well , class , we could take a field trip to the hall of records , but since it is the 21st century , why do n't we just go online ? markko : they do n't put birth certificates online . do they ? langston : wait , are you telling me your name really is geraldo ? markko : what ? i 'm not telling you nothing . langston : oh , really ? [ delphina chuckles ] [ markko sighs ] markko : okay , my mother 's father was named geraldo . she wanted me to have his name , even though it meant i would have the same name as the guy who faced an empty crypt . so , yeah , she named me geraldo , but i changed it to markko , with two k 's , like the french race car driver , markko martin . delphina : who 's estonian ? markko : what , you know everything ? langston : yeah , she 's a psychic . langston and delphina : duh . markko : yeah , how much did you pay her to dig up my real name ? langston : nothing , we never even talked about it . she just knew . delphina : what can i say ? it 's a blessing , and a curse . langston : oh , okay , so , what you said before about me not being alone , what did you mean ? markko : oh , come on . you need a psychic for that ? you have me . delphina : sorry , geraldo . that 's not exactly what i meant , not at all . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] why would n't i blame jared and natalie ? they killed nash . todd : i thought nash tripped -- tess : no . todd : fell through the skylight . tess : they shoved him , todd . they lied to him and he lost his vineyard . todd : then he lost his mind , then attacked natalie and her boyfriend stepped in and -- tess : and what ? and pushed him through a skylight ? yeah , that sounds like an accident to me . todd : i just do n't think that -- tess : yeah , you know -- todd : they meant to kill him . tess : okay , just like you did n't mean to rape marty ? you just , what , oops , tripped and fell on her ? nash was in their way , so they took him out . todd : now , you 're going to take them out . tess : why do you even care ? you do n't even like natalie . todd : she 's viki 's daughter . tess : yeah , well , she 'll survive . todd : viki wo n't survive without you . tess : you do n't like me , either . todd : you 're right , i do n't like you . tess : hmm . god ! todd : jessica , you in there ? it 's uncle todd . tess : are you out of your mind ? todd : it 's uncle todd , jessica ? tess : wait . todd : hey , hey , you 're going to fight your way out , jess ? tess : are you crazy ? [ scene_break ] bo : who did you think you 'd find at manning 's place ? john : i wanted to talk -- mayor lowell : judge runyon just called me in a lather , says he told you to lay off todd manning . what the hell is he doing here ? john : he 's my guest . mayor lowell : well , see him somewhere else and not here . john : i 'll see him any time i want , any place i want . mayor lowell : he brought nothing but shame and degradation to this office . john : say another word and i quit . mayor lowell : do n't say things you do n't mean , mcbain . john : i told you when you hired me , i did n't want this job . it 's bo 's job . now that he 's back , reinstate him . mayor lowell : i ca n't reinstate someone i do n't respect . bo : ahem . mayor lowell : he -- he is laughing at me . john : let me tell you something , you give bo his job back or i 'm calling a 2 : 00 p.m. news conference and tell everybody what went on here while your buddy ramsey was running the place . [ scene_break ] talia : when you asked me to come to mendorra to marry the – [ scene_break ] cristian : relax , brother , she 's got him on the ropes . antonio : yeah , well , i still got to work on getting her out of here . sarah : i think this is going to work . [ scene_break ] carlo : for the last time , i 'm not gay . i was married , had children . reporter : so , are you saying there 's something wrong with being gay ? carlo and jonas : no ! talia : i applaud you for your courage in coming out , but , dad , he 's my husband . i saw him first ! jonas : he thought of this whole thing himself . carlo : will you shut up ? talia : look , we all understand that this must have been very difficult for you , but i just wish that you had come to me first , privately , instead of sneaking around behind my back . carlo : that 's it ! turn those cameras off . everyone out ! [ scene_break ] tina : what -- i -- [ tina sighs ] [ turns tv off ] tina : oh , well . [ scene_break ] reporter : were you aware that the royal father - in - law and the prince were -- bitterman : were having an affair ? no . and yet , with hindsight , all those late- night meetings ? i would catch them alone together in the conference room all the time . antonio : ah , nice robes . you guys make a lovely couple . carlo : this is your doing . you drugged us and set it up to look like we were lovers . cristian : worked , too . carlo : we 'll see about that . guards ? as soon as i have you locked up , i 'm going to call a press conference and tell the world what really happened here . talia : it 's too late for that , daddy - o . the pictures of you and him in bed together are already all over the internet . carlo : i 'll kill you for this . guards ! carlo : guards ? antonio : does n't look like anybody 's coming , carlo . you 're nothing without your guards . carlo : talia , how could you do this to me ? i 'm your father . i loved you . i made you queen . talia : and i returned the favor . [ carlo laughs ] talia : i never wanted to be queen and i begged you not to make me marry jonas but you would n't listen . antonio : it 's over , carlo . i 'm taking her back to llanview . cristian : and there ai n't nothing you can do about it . carlo : uh , wait , talia . i love you and i truly believe you love me . talia : no . i do n't . carlo : guards , arrest them . [ scene_break ] mayor lowell : i ca n't make this man commissioner . he was harboring a known murderer . john : she was released in his custody . mayor lowell : only after she faked her insanity . john : look , i 'm not going to argue with you about this . she 's in jail , the story 's over . bottom line is , you need bo back , the city needs bo back . mayor lowell : the city 's fine . there are plenty of arrests since you 've been in office . john : not as many as when i was in the field . you need to understand one thing -- bo makes you look good . i wo n't , not ever . mayor lowell : fine . i 'll issue a statement to the press reinstating buchanan as commissioner , now that lindsey rappaport is back in jail . but one slip and you 're out . and stay away from manning ! john : welcome back , commissioner . [ scene_break ] moe : how do you know about my daddy and his peace pie ? [ rex scoffs ] rex : what are -- what are you kidding ? the guy 's a legend . everybody knows about this place , right , gigi ? gigi : everybody . rex : and i promise you that i am going to do right by this girl here . you know i have a lot of things to make up for , and i will . i 'm going to make her and shane very happy . i promise . we 're going to be the family we were meant to be . noelle : oh , gigi , i 'm so happy for you . gigi : whoa , whoa , what is on your finger , noelle ? noelle : oh , this ? this is just a little something moe gave me . gigi : you son of a gun . you did it . you asked her to marry you . moe : well , do n't make a federal case out of it , and tell that psycho she was wrong . gigi : delphina ? moe : noelle said yes . rex : delphina , wrong -- that 's a first . [ scene_break ] delphina : ah . there 's someone close to you . markko : yeah . me . delphina : no , this someone shares your blood . [ scene_break ] jared : see , langston thinks she 's an orphan . natalie : are you saying that her parents are still alive ? [ scene_break ] delphina : she 's a dark - haired woman with -- what ? uh - huh , a gorgeous smile . langston : my mother had dark hair and the most beautiful smile in the world . delphina : they say it 's her . langston : well , is she trying to speak to me ? [ scene_break ] jared : well , her mother and father are dead , but clint has located an uncle of hers in colombia . natalie : ugh . jared : someone that she knows nothing about . he 's sort of , i guess you could say , on the outs with the family . so your dad wants me to go down there and find him and convince him to pursue custody of langston . natalie : take her away from dorian . jared : or at least threaten to . [ scene_break ] delphina : oh , gloria inmarcesible langston : my mother used to sing that . that 's -- that 's -- markko : the colombian national anthem . i know , my dad sings it . langston : she was born there and so was i . delphina : got it . she left someone behind . langston : a baby ? did she give up a child ? do i have a little baby brother or sister ? delphina : no , that 's not it . [ scene_break ] natalie : dorian 's never going to let anyone take langston away from her . jared : and that is going to cost her . natalie : the company . langston : so , who did my mom leave behind ? delphina : a sipping ? a sibling . langston : no , that 's impossible . my mom was an only child . delphina : uh - huh . are you sure about that ? [ scene_break ] natalie : jared , you can not get involved in this . there 's way too much that could go wrong . charlie : hey , i 'm sorry , guys , but carlotta wanted to go over a few things . i 'm thinking , if it 's okay with you , i 'm just going to stick around . jared : well , that was the whole idea , was n't it ? charlie : well , listen , i appreciate the sales pitch . i really do and , natalie , thank you , too , for just backing him up . natalie : absolutely . i just hope you can get the diner up and running . charlie : well , that 's the plan , and who knows ? things are starting to look up . [ jared chuckles , then sighs ] [ scene_break ] todd : ca n't let tess take over jessica . tess : let me go ! todd : it 's going to hurt your family . she 's got something bad planned for your sister and her boyfriend , okay ? now , you got to fight her . i know it 's hard to come out . i know it 's hard but you ca n't let this bitch raise your daughters . bree needs you . viki needs you . i need you . you 're about the only person in this family i can stomach , okay ? okay ? do n't leave me out here alone . jessica : uncle todd ? [ jessica pants ] todd : jess , is that you ? jessica : yeah , and i want to come back . [ scene_break ] carlotta : you know , i think you 're right . i need to do something different , a new look . do you have any ideas ? charlie : well , let me think about it . [ scene_break ] moe : a little something for shane from noelle and me . rex : so , i guess you learned something from your father -- not to let a good thing get away . moe : oh , she 's a keeper . does shane know what 's happened ? rex : uh , not yet . we 're still trying to figure out how to tell him . i do n't know much about being a father . guess i 'll learn . moe : shane will teach you . he 's a great kid . if anyone deserves to have two daddies , he does . noelle : does brody know ? gigi : not yet . and we have to tell rex 's wife , too . noelle : aw , well , do n't you worry about a thing , honey . if moe and i can get engaged , anything 's possible . gigi : aw . [ noelle chuckles ] rex : ready to go home ? gigi : more than ready . i love you . noelle : aw . oh , do n't forget your goodies for shane . i put a little something for viki in there , too . and just you remember , if it 's meant to be -- gigi : aw . hey , you ? behave . moe : kiss it , morasco . [ scene_break ] todd : jessie , is that you ? jessica : yes . todd : really ? jessica : yes , it 's really me . and you brought me back . you 're the only one that can bring me back , uncle rod . todd : that 's very funny . it 's todd , actually . tess : oh , rod , todd , tom , mrs. perkins , what does it matter , it 's all the same alter , right ? you faked disassociative identity disorder , huh ? so , uh , how do you think i did ? am i as good a faker as you , todd , baby ? grab me again i 'll -- natalie : hey , todd ! jared : whoa . natalie : what is going on here ? jared : jess , are you okay ? this guy hurt you ? [ tess sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ bo sighs ] bo : i owe you one , john . john : bo , you do n't owe me anything . just to have you back in that chair makes my life better . bo : okay , first order of business . let 's get manning . john : what about what this joker lowell said ? bo : what 's he going to do , fire me ? guy looked like an idiot . now , you go after manning with everything you 've got . john : okay . what if that means bringing your niece into it ? bo : jessica ? [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] yeah , uncle todd was just comforting me . jared : you sure ? tess : yeah , i -- i got upset and , i do n't know , just -- todd always knows what to say to make me feel better . but thank you , thank you for coming out and being concerned about me . natalie : yeah , no problem . we 'll be right inside if you need anything . todd : hmm . they 're the ones who need help . tess : oh , stop it . you do n't even care about them . you just want jessica back so i wo n't run and tell john mcbain about marty . well , listen , you do n't tell my secret , i wo n't tell yours . okay ? see you , todd . [ scene_break ] tina : oh , you wo n't believe what i just saw on tv . [ scene_break ] guard : mr. hesser , you 're under arrest . carlo : oh , but i 'm not gay . jonas : yeah , and even if he was , it 's not a crime to be gay in mendorra . guard : the crown prince is correct . love is never a crime in mendorra . second guard : but fraud is . and the punishment for fraud is beheading . carlo : you ca n't be serious . sarah : why not ? you were going to behead my mother . carlo : she had it coming . talia , i -- i 'm your father . intervene . talia : sorry , i 'm not queen anymore . carlo : talia . jonas : hey , hey -- hesser , you got a -- you got a way out of this one ? i mean , you got a way out of this , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] tina : stark naked and in bed . natalie : carlo hesser ? tina : yeah ! oh , do you know what ? i think my d.v.r . probably recorded the whole thing . i 'm going to go check . natalie : okay . jared : oh , and i should check in with your father . natalie : oh , actually , um , i 've been thinking about that , this whole business with langston and you ca n't do it . [ scene_break ] langston : my mother would n't lie to me . delphina : perhaps she did n't know . markko : yeah , right . langston : are -- are you getting something ? markko : a headache ? langston : markko . delphina : someone is talking about this person right now . [ scene_break ] natalie : she 's 16 years old , jared . she 's been through enough in her life . if you do n't want me to call dad and tell him to back off , you call him . [ scene_break ] langston : what are they saying ? can you hear them ? delphina : can we ? no , they 're too far away . markko : all right , this is a bunch of bull . delphina : you know , if i hear anything more , i 'll let you know . langston : so , uh , what did you think ? markko : i think she took your money . langston : she knew your name . markko : oh , right . well , she 's got to be real . come on , what did you get for your $ 100 ? somebody somewhere is talking about someone you never even knew or heard of . big deal . [ scene_break ] jared : if i do n't do this , you do n't get your father back . natalie : if my dad keeps behaving this way , i do n't really care if i get him back . well , do it . just call him and tell him no .
rex and gigi agree to go back to llanview and be parents to shane . they visit with noelle and moe , at the bon jour cafe . they are not certain what to do but want to be a family with shane . tess is still tess and has the goods on todd . he also had the goods on her . natalie finds out that clint has put jared up to helping him with a plan that could `` motivate `` dorian by possibly hurting langston . and she demands that he calls it off . and if that causes clint to disown them both , so be it . in mendorra , talia , antonio , cristian and sara orchestrate a plan to have reporters and media people believing that carlo and jonas are having a gay affair . and antonio confirms to carlo that it 's all over now . he is taking talia back to llanview .
cristian : hey . i made some coffee . it 's strong like you like it . you want me to pour you a cup ? layla : i can get it . cristian : you know , your door was closed when i got in last night . so , uh , what happened with fish ? layla : i confronted him as soon as he got home , told him i knew he was gay . cristian : and ? layla : we had it out . i asked him to leave . who knows where he ended up ? [ scene_break ] oliver : do i , uh , do i know you ? kim : i 'm stacy 's friend . now , pop these aspirin and get the hell out . [ scene_break ] viki : good , i 'm glad you 're all here . thanks for coming . charlie : and i promise it 's a good thing . [ laughter ] viki : okay , i 'm just gon na say it . i am thinking about running for mayor . natalie : oh , my god ! mom , that 's awesome ! viki : oh , no , hang on . hang on . before you all weigh in , you have to consider and understand what this means , okay ? natalie : well , it means that this town 's gon na be rid of that creep lowe . jared : son of a bitch will be back in the unemployment line where he belongs . viki : i appreciate the show of support . there are practical matters involved . jessica : what 's on your mind ? viki : okay , i have to take a leave of absence from `` the banner `` to avoid a conflict of interest . jessica : well , the managing editor can take over , and i could help out if you want a family member there . viki : well , that 's good to know . thank you , sweetheart . but `` the banner 's `` not my biggest concern . natalie : what is ? viki : you , all of you . my family . people who mean more to me than anything in the world . jessica : well , i know that we lean on you a lot , mom , but we can take care of ourselves . viki : no , no , no , i know that , honey . that 's not what i mean . charlie : yeah , it 's -- it 's more than that . viki : look , the life of a candidate becomes enormously public . everything about me will be scrutinized , including all of you . okay , everything you 've ever done will be dredged up , even if it has no bearing on the campaign whatsoever . brody , as jessica 's boyfriend , your past will be fair game . so you will have to understand you 're gon na be living in a fishbowl , and i want you to think about whether you 're ready for that . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] dorian : oh . dorian lord speaking , campaign manager for mayor lowell . if you want to volunteer for the re - election campaign ... blair : i 'm calling to check on my children . dorian : blair , where are you ? blair : exactly where i told you i would be . i 'm in tahiti , standing right in front of ross rayburn 's house as we speak . [ scene_break ] todd : hey . téa : hey . todd : that was some night last night . was it worth the wait ? téa : is that your way of asking me if it was good for me ? todd : was it ? yeah , that 's what i thought . [ téa chuckles ] téa : is that why you said what you did last night after i pretty much told you that i would n't let you touch me until i knew you were serious ? todd : i said what i said because i mean it . téa : yeah ? todd : yeah . téa : say it again . todd : i love you . téa : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] dorian : blair , are you completely out of your mind ? blair : how are starr and the boys ? dorian : starr and the boys are just fine . how was your flight ? blair : long . dorian : yes ! well , what would you expect ? you are 6,000 miles away . blair : yeah , but i am this much closer to finding out what téa delgado 's secret is . [ scene_break ] cristian : you know , we do n't have to talk about this if you do n't want to . layla : what 's there to talk about ? it 's the cleanest breakup i 've ever had . am i getting stupider as i get older ? cristian : come on . layla : this is n't supposed to be me . back in college , i would 've spotted this situation from a mile away . i was always the one to tell my friends , `` do n't mess with that . so - and - so 's gay . he 's gon na come out soon , `` or , `` that girl is way more into her girlfriends than she 's into you . take the hint . `` cristian : yeah , but that was back in college . layla : yeah , it was my superpower . gaydar ; i was never wrong . so why the hell did i not trust myself ? cristian : he lied to you , layla . layla : yeah , but there were clues all over the place . and back at the beginning , i even asked him . cristian : yeah , but it 's not your fault , okay ? fish lied to you , and you trusted him . layla : i told him i knew about kyle and he tried to deny it , and then he admitted that he slept with him in college . and -- god , i 'm such an idiot ! cristian : come on , you 're not an idiot . layla : he said it was like some drunken one - off . and then i asked him , `` well , why were you kissing him the other night behind the buenos dias ? `` cristian : what 'd he tell you ? layla : kyle jumped on him and he was fighting him off . cristian : that 's not true . layla : and if it were , oliver could 've kicked kyle 's narrow behind and then arrested him . cristian : did he finally come clean with you ? layla : not really . cristian : so what did he say ? layla : `` i ca n't be gay . `` stuff like that . `` poor me : the department , my parents . `` cristian : so he expected you to feel sorry for him ? layla : maybe it 's karma . i used oliver to get over vincent on the first go- around . i guess payback really is a bitch . cristian : i 'm really sorry this happened to you . layla : it did n't just happen to me . last night oliver was so -- wherever he is , i know he 's hurting , too . [ scene_break ] oliver : what happened last night ? kim : you cheated on your girlfriend . that 's what happened . stacy : stop harshing . fish here did me a big favor last night . oliver : wait , wait , wait . `` favor `` ? stacy : well , we did each other a favor , actually . you do n't remember ? you were lonely and needed some comfort . kyle : yo , where the hell do you get off telling the guy i 'm dating that i 'm some sort of lowlife con ? oliver : would you keep your voice down ? kyle : what 's your problem , dude ? you do n't want me . now you do n't want me with somebody else ? [ scene_break ] dorian : i 've got information for you , dear , that could make you hightail it back to llanview this instant . blair : something wrong with hope and starr ? dorian : starr and hope are just fine . however , your toxic ex : another story . you see , that petition that he filed to overturn your custody agreement ? it works , okay ? he no longer has to live at la boulaie . blair : well , did he come home last night ? dorian : i have n't seen a trace of him . and my guess is that he went racing back to his house and to téa . blair , you better face it : it is over with todd . so if you 're doing all of this just to get him back ... blair : dorian , i told you why i 'm doing this . i 'm doing this to protect my kids from téa . and todd deserves to know the truth about her anyway . starr : is that my mom ? dorian : yes , it is . blair : is that starr ? let me talk to her . dorian : fine . here , darling . starr : mom ? blair : hey , sweetheart . how you doing this morning ? starr : oh , i 'm tired . hope was up a lot last night . blair : well , is she coming down with something ? starr : no . i think it was the shot she got at her checkup . blair : well , i 'm so sorry that i was n't there , but you know i would 've been there . but this is something that 's really important . starr : i 'm gon na have to take your word on that because i do n't know where you are or what you 're doing . and then what was aunt dorian saying about you wanting dad back ? [ scene_break ] todd : are n't you glad that i talked you into that business trip to tennessee ? [ vibrating ] téa : are you vibrating ? todd : am i vibrating ? no . would you like me to vibrate ? téa : your phone . todd : oh , that 's just `` the sun . `` i 'm not gon na answer it . téa : and what about your kids ? todd : they 're with blair and dorian . téa : exactly . [ phone vibrates ] todd : no , it 's not blair . hey , this is todd . elijah : there you are . i 'm trying to reach you all morning . todd : i 've been busy . elijah : good news , my friend . our judge overturned the other judge 's ruling . you get to retain shared custody , and you no longer have to live with blair . todd : no kidding ? that 's great ! he did it . hold on a second . i 'm out of there . i 'm out of dorian 's . i got shared custody of the kids . elijah : is ms. delgado there with you ? todd : uh , yes . elijah : mind if i speak with her for a moment , please ? todd : clarke wants to talk to you . want me to tell him to buzz off ? téa : no . it might be about , um , matthew buchanan 's case . i 'll -- i 'll take it . téa : what do you want , elijah ? elijah : i 'm surprised you 're still in town . must not want to miss the show , huh ? téa : excuse me ? elijah : you know , the fireworks i 'm gon na set off when i tell todd the truth about you . téa : that 's not gon na happen . [ scene_break ] blair : starr , sweetie , do n't pay any attention to what your aunt dorian says because she does not know what she 's talking about , all right ? but i know something . if you 're having trouble with hope sleeping , why do n't try singing to her ? i mean , it does n't have to be a lullaby , just a song that makes you feel safe , okay ? i mean , it always worked for me with you . i love you so much , you know . starr : i love you , too , mom . blair : i 'll be home soon . blair : as soon as i can get into this house and find out what téa 's secret is . blair : anybody home ? [ scene_break ] viki : i do n't want to scare you . i just want to make it very clear , okay ? i mean , i 've lived in the public eye for so long i 'm used to it , but i do n't know that it 's fair to subject all of you to that . jessica : natalie and i are used to it , mom . natalie : yeah . i mean , i think we 've all shared our 15 minutes of fame , and anything we 've done is already out . charlie : i think viki would make one hell of a mayor . and i agree that we 've all been picked apart so much for the last year or two that i think this family 's fresh out of secrets . viki : unless it 's not . natalie : we -- we were gon na tell you . viki : about what ? jessica : someone is trying to make us believe that nash is haunting us . [ scene_break ] layla : he had an excuse for everything . i say , `` you slept with a guy . `` he says , `` that was college . i was drunk . `` i say , `` you kissed kyle a few days ago . `` `` oh , he forced himself on me . `` after all that , he wanted to go on like nothing had changed . cristian : he 's lying . layla : no , he meant it . he was , like , desperate to keep seeing me , to keep what we have -- had going . cristian : while he sleeps with guys ? layla : in his mind , that 's all over with . he has n't just been faking everybody else out . he 's been lying to himself , too . cristian : fish thinks he 's straight ? layla : fish is freaking . this thing with kyle happened years ago . and now kyle shows up back in town and starts putting the moves on him . cristian : and what ? layla : it 's not like you can ever understand , mr. supermodel , straight boy , painter , boxer , superman . you can do anything you want , get with any girl you want . you do n't have the first clue what it 's like to be terrified your world 's gon na come crashing down if anybody finds out ... cristian : okay , wait , wait . maybe i do n't understand because i 'm not gay , but -- layla : yes , oliver is gay . but he 's trying like anything to believe he 's straight . cristian : but he 's not . is he ? well , then forget this whole thing about how it 's so hard for him . okay , he ca n't just use you to make a lie true . [ scene_break ] stacy : thanks for helping me through a rough night . oliver : last night was one of the worst nights of my life . oliver : look , i do n't know why i said what i said to that nick guy . i was probably just ticked at you for messing with my life . kyle : messing with your life ? oliver : okay , rubbing my face in the past . kyle : oh , emphasis on `` past , `` right , because your future 's with layla now ? what , i ca n't even say her name ? your -- your relationship is so sacred and straight that i ca n't defile it with my gay -- oliver : we 're done , okay ? layla and me , we 're through . she knows about us . kyle : you -- you came out to layla ? she knows you 're gay ? oliver : i 'm not gay . oliver : last night i hurt someone i really care about . [ scene_break ] layla : part of me wishes it was n't true : that he 's not . he made me laugh , brought me flowers . i really liked him . [ scene_break ] elijah : oh , somebody 's overconfident . todd : hey , i was gon na scrounge us some breakfast . any requests ? téa : uh , carlotta 's cafe con leche . todd : oh , sí , senor . hey , clarke ? she 's taken . keep away from her . elijah : oh , ignorance is bliss , huh , till somebody rocks your boat . téa : no one 's gon na rock a damn thing , and you know exactly why . elijah : she huffs and puffs . téa : yeah , but instead of blowing anything down , i 'm willing to make a deal . hmm ? [ scene_break ] blair : anybody home ? where are you , ross rayburn ? blair : raymond . ross raymond . blair : oh , forgive me , john . blair : thank you , todd . ross : can i help you ? [ scene_break ] stacy : sometimes we hurt the people we care about , but that does n't make you a bad person . oliver : no , you -- you do n't know me . you do n't know who i really am . oliver : i am not gay , but now layla thinks that i am because your stupid boyfriend shot off his mouth about -- about your ex , the cop who 's now dating a woman . and then layla found out about you kissing me . kyle : good ! you can finally be honest , or are you still trying to prove that you 're a real man ? oliver : i really wanted things to work with her . kyle : why ? oliver : because -- because , kyle , i really , really liked her . kyle : are you -- were you ever in love with her ? are you even attracted to her ? oliver : what are you talking about ? she 's gorgeous . kyle : that 's not what i asked you ! look , oliver , i know you 're confused . you 're hurting . why do n't we just go somewhere where we can talk ? oliver : you know , why do n't you go be with someone who 's not confused ? kyle : oliver , man ... oliver : no . kyle , you know what ? i ca n't do this right now . please , just leave me alone . stacy : bad night ? oliver : you do n't know the half of it . stacy : maybe i do . oliver : did you just hear all that ? stacy : enough to know that layla gave up a good man . oliver : you do n't know me . [ scene_break ] viki : who could possibly be sending messages as if they were from nash ? natalie : well , we 're working on it . brody : mr. buchanan is on it . viki : okay , this is not a good time to run for mayor . jessica : why not ? natalie : no , mom . viki : `` why not ? `` darling , someone got on the grounds close enough to bree to give her a present ? jessica : and bo is taking care of it . viki : and close enough to the house to leave a message on the window ? we do n't need to draw more attention to the family . natalie : look , i agree that all of this is very , very creepy , but whoever this is has not tried to physically hurt us . viki : yet . jared : look , you 're right . we do n't know who or what we 're dealing with . but we talked to bo and he 's gon na be in contact with you about upgrading the security at llanfair . viki : jared , that 's just a start . jessica : mom , the police are getting to the bottom of this , okay ? in the meantime , i 'm gon na live my life . i 'm gon na enjoy hanging out with my daughter . i 'm gon na enjoy hanging out with my boyfriend . i 'm gon na get back to my career . i 'm not gon na be taken hostage by this , and neither should you . natalie : i think you would make a fantastic mayor . jared : yes . you are brilliant , committed , and you really understand what the people need , you know ? charlie : if you think about it , who knows when you 're gon na get another chance to do some real good for this town ? viki : and you 're all sure ? natalie : mom , we can handle this . there 's no reason for you not to run . charlie : oh , my god . did you see this ? [ scene_break ] starr : where is my mom anyway ? dorian : did n't she tell you ? starr : why would i be asking you if she did ? what 's the secret ? dorian : there is no secret . she 's on a fact - finding mission for `` craze . `` starr : what does `` craze `` have to do with my dad ? dorian : ask your mother when she gets home . starr : you guys and your secrets . dorian : i know . women have always had their secrets from time immemorial . now , darling , you 're gon na have to excuse me because i 've got to get busy trying to get mayor lowell re - elected . starr : what is this ? [ scene_break ] jessica : is that hope ? [ scene_break ] starr : how sneaky do you have to be to stick this in my dad 's paper ? dorian : i did n't sneak anything . darling , you were standing right there when i took the picture . starr : i did n't think it would end up on the front page of the newspaper . `` the mayor and his message of hope `` ? dorian : great headline , if i do say so myself . starr : my daughter is not a message for anyone , especially a pig like that . dorian : oh , now . why are you so against mayor lowell ? starr : his politics . did you see the way he looked at me when he found out i had a baby ? dorian : i talked to him about that . starr : and you think his attitude 's gon na change ? it wo n't . it runs in his dna . his kid goes to my school , and the jerk gene runs in the family . trust me . dorian : i know nothing ... starr : and what bothers me the most is that my daughter is being used to endorse a man that i would never vote for in a million years ! dorian : it 's a good thing you 're too young to vote . [ scene_break ] jessica : why is hope in a picture with the mayor ? charlie : `` while sharing his message of hope with even the youngest of llanview 's citizens , mayor lowell announced he has a new campaign manager : dorian lord . `` [ scene_break ] téa : take my proposal back to ross . if he delivers what i need , then we 'll have something to talk about . elijah : he 's not gon na like it . téa : well , it 's the only deal i 'm making , so tell him he can take it or he can leave it ! [ todd whistles ] todd : what 's got you so riled up ? [ scene_break ] blair : you know , i can explain ... ross : wait , wait . no , i know you . i know you . you 're blair cramer . blair : and you are ross raymond , or should i say rayburn ? the same ross rayburn who helped kidnap my kids way back when . ross : that -- that was not my idea . blair : that 's supposed to make me feel better ? ross : look , that plan was a bust . you said it yourself : it was way back when . so , look , this is tahiti , baby . come on ... blair : do n't `` baby `` me . ross : okay . i 'm sorry . that make you feel any better ? blair : getting there . but i 'm not here to discuss your little scheme with todd . i 'm here to talk about téa delgado . [ scene_break ] starr : i do n't know why you would want to work for a jackass like mayor lowell , but that is your business . my business is hope , and she and i will not be used as media bait for his campaign . dorian : i had no idea you would get this upset . but , you know , we can work with this . starr : you can work with what ? dorian : this fire , this passion you have when you talk about your child . this election gives you the opportunity to get your message across . starr : how many times am i going to have to tell you ? hope and i do not have a message for you , your little mayor friend , or anyone else . okay ? [ scene_break ] viki : well , i guess dorian found a job she wanted more than being chief of staff at the hospital . charlie : mm - hmm . thank god for the unsuspecting sick people that just came in . brody : is it really a big deal that she 's lowell 's new campaign manager ? natalie and viki : yeah . jessica : dorian 's kind of my mom 's sworn enemy . natalie : yeah , she 's pretty much hurt every member of our family at one time or another . jared : and mine . viki : i can only imagine the field day dorian 's gon na have running a campaign against me . do i really want to take on dorian and the mayor all at the same time ? [ scene_break ] layla : maybe you were right about me after all . cristian : right about what ? layla : you called me on not being able to keep a man . cristian : i was being a jerk . layla : yeah , but if i ca n't even tell if a guy i 'm dating is gay or straight ... cristian : do not do this to yourself . layla : what 's wrong with me ? cristian : nothing . layla : how -- how could -- how could i have made love to oliver and not have known he wanted to be with a man ? maybe if i had been different or tried harder . cristian : tried what ? tried to make him not gay ? layla : i know , i know , i know , i know . cristian : good . because i 'm not gon na let you think that this is because of something you did or because something is wrong with you . nothing is wrong with you . layla : nothing 's wrong with oliver either . if only he could have accepted it , neither one of us would be this miserable . [ scene_break ] oliver : did we ... kim : what are you doing with him ? stacy : oh ! oh , whoa . sorry . sorry . okay , have a seat . have a seat . i 'll go get you a drink . kim : guy 's tanked up enough already . what is he doing here ? stacy : it 's a long story . i 'm just glad you did n't let me tell rex i lost the baby . kim : that guy : he turned you down flat before . stacy : yeah . that 's before his girlfriend broke up with him . kim : yeah ? stacy : uh - huh . kim : go fishing , tiger . [ stacy squeals ] stacy : oh , you look tense . let me loosen you up . oliver : you know , maybe kyle was just really trying to help me figure things out . stacy : figure what out ? you 're a man , i 'm a woman . and tonight we 're gon na do what a man and woman are supposed to do . oliver : we did it , did n't we ? we -- we had sex ? stacy : oh , yeah , cowboy . oliver : i think i 'm gon na be sick . kim : that 's not the reaction i expected . but who cares , as long as you got what you wanted from him ? why are you still playing hostess to the guy ? stacy : well , i figure there 's no knowing if i got pregnant that one time . so i 'm only ovulating for a couple more minutes , and if he 's game , then hey . oliver : i have to go to work . stacy : work ? you 're totally hungover . you ca n't go to work like that , you top cop . you have a rep to maintain . come on , let me take care of you . i can make you feel better just like i did last night . oliver : no , last night was -- was a huge mistake . i used you . stacy : it 's okay . oliver : no . no , it 's not . i ca n't keep doing this to people , to myself . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] téa : no , we were just discussing matthew buchanan 's case . thank you . todd : you sounded pretty angry . what kind of deal are you trying to get bo and nora to take ? téa : well , i was just making it very clear to elijah that i will do whatever it takes to win matthew the right to decide what 's best for him . todd : oh , you 're -- i know you can take him , but , you know , you better bring your `` a `` game because he 's pretty good . he won me my freedom . now we can do whatever we want . cheers . breakfast in bed every day for the rest of our lives . téa : i usually skip breakfast . todd : all right , dinner in bed , then . point is we can do whatever we want . i 'm out of la boulaie . i got my kids back . done with blair , so are you . [ téa sighs ] [ scene_break ] ross : i have n't seen téa delgado since we were rescued from that island . blair : ross , i know that there was a woman living here up until about a year ago . ross : well , what can i say ? there have been a lot of women . blair : yeah , and i was kind of hoping that you 'd be straight with me , but i guess ... ross : who you calling ? who you calling ? blair : oh , just my ex - husband : a cop , former fbi agent . ross : manning ? since when ? blair : it 's a different ex - husband . but i think he 'd be curious to know that i 'm standing right in front of a wanted criminal . ross : i am on foreign soil . he ca n't touch me down here . blair : well , i guess you 've never heard of john mcbain . ross : hold on , hold on . ross : what 'd téa say about me , anyway ? blair : actually , she has n't said a word about you . but there is a huge gap in her resume since the two of you were rescued off that island and she showed up in llanview last december , and i 'm kind of curious about what she 's been doing all this time . ross : what 's your beef with her ? blair : that 's my business . just like you staying out of jail so you can hang 10 all day is yours . ross : well , téa must 've done something really bad for you to come all the way down here . suppose you get what you came down here for . what guarantee do i have that you 're not gon na make that call to your ex anymore ? blair : oh , because , see , i do n't want you . it 's that simple . but if you give me what i do want , then your name wo n't be mentioned . no one has to know where you are , mr. raymond . so what 's téa 's secret ? [ scene_break ] todd : i want to celebrate . what do you want to do ? téa : uh , i 'm very happy for you and i think you should celebrate , but i do n't know where that leaves me . todd : right here with me : that 's the point . téa : oh , todd , you asked me to move in here because i was hurt and needed someone to take care of me . you have a full staff , your house was essentially vacant because you had moved back in with blair , and you felt guilty about possibly getting me disbarred . remember ? well , i 'm all better now , thank goodness , and , miraculously , i have n't lost my career . the house will no longer be standing vacant . so as much as i 'd like to go help you celebrate , i have to pack so i can move back to the palace . todd : no . no , you ca n't . téa : why not ? todd : because you 're gon na move in here with me . [ scene_break ] dorian : starr , just -- just one more thought . i -- i think that this election could give you the opportunity to help the mayor outreach to the young people of llanview . starr : the only young people he wants to outreach are the rich , and i 'm pretty sure he already has their vote . dorian : you could expand his horizons . starr : forget it , aunt dorian . you are n't going to get me and hope to do his dirty work , okay ? dorian : it 's not as if the mayor needs you to get re - elected . he 's the incumbent , his polls are on the rise , and the opposition did not pick a worthy candidate . in fact , the rumor is that the hack is gon na drop out any minute now , so that could mean that the mayor runs unopposed . [ doorbell rings ] starr : i 'm going to say a little special prayer tonight that that does n't come true . viki : starr ! hi , darling ! how are you ? starr : hi , uncle charlie . viki : how is hope ? starr : she is so great . viki : oh , that 's wonderful . i 'm glad . hello , dorian . [ scene_break ] layla : i 'm gon na call in sick . i do n't think i could face fish at the station today . cristian : do n't you just want to get it out of the way ? layla : today i 'd go crazy if i have to be gossiped about on top of everything else . how does it feel being right ? cristian : what do you mean ? layla : you warned me about this : dating my roommate , a guy i work with . you warned me how weird it 'd be if things did n't work out . cristian : yeah , but this is n't exactly what i was worried about . layla : hmm . thank you . cristian : thank you for what ? layla : ohh , for not telling me what you knew when you thought it would hurt me but telling me when you thought it would save me . cristian : i just wish there was something more i could do . layla : yeah . me , too . [ scene_break ] dorian : viki and charlie , how nice of you to come and see us . what brings you here ? charlie : well , we 've been reading about what you 've been up to . viki : yeah . so i thought that you would like to read about what i 've been up to . i 'm officially on the ballot as an independent candidate for mayor . charlie : thanks a mil for planting the seed . viki : so i guess we 'll be seeing you on the campaign trail . hmm ? charlie : after you , mrs. banks ? viki : thank you , mr. banks . good - bye , starr . [ scene_break ] jessica : you know , i think mom has a really good chance of turning this into a race . natalie : yeah . me , too , but it 's gon na take a lot of work . brody : yeah , lowell 's popular . do n't ask me why . jared : well , he shines it on well . he 's what my dad would call a 24-karat phony . but viki will expose him just by being who she is : real and honest . natalie : you are so sweet . jared : i 'm just happy for your mom , you know , and my dad . i think it 's gon na be good for both of them . brody : and for the whole family . you know , maybe whoever 's messing with you guys will back off when the family 's in the spotlight . [ scene_break ] kim : fish is into guys ? stacy : lucky for me he was trying to prove he was straight last night . ha ha ha ha ! kim : hopefully one of his little fishies hit the mark . stacy : i 've got a good feeling . i do n't know . whatever , whoever fish is into , he might just be able to help me get rex back . [ scene_break ] cristian : i should get to work . oliver : can you stay for a minute ? i , um , i have something that i have to say to both of you . oliver : i 'm -- i 'm gay . [ scene_break ] téa : you 're saying you want to live with me ? todd : no , i 'm not saying that . [ téa sighs ] [ scene_break ] blair : see , i kind of have a theory here . when you and téa hooked up , i think maybe you did something unlawful , maybe a little illegal . am i right ? so were you and téa partners in a crime , hmm ? come on , spill it . ross : you might say that . [ scene_break ] todd : what i 'm saying is -- téa ? what i 'm saying is ... i do n't want to just live with you . i want us to be husband and wife . no , i know you -- i -- i 'm serious . will you marry me ? [ scene_break ] ross : téa delgado is my wife .
viki and charlie inform , natalie , jared , jessica and brody that viki is running for mayor . they are all very encouraged until they find out that dorian is lowell 's campaign manager and will work to defeat viki . starr notices what dorian is doing with the mayor and tells her she wants nothing to do with it , especially after finding out the mayor 's attitude about her having a baby . stacy has managed to get fish to come home with her and have sex after he 's `` failed `` with layla and is still unwilling to admit that he 's gay . and at that point , he returns home to admit to layla and to cristian that he knows he is gay . blair goes to tahiti to find ross rayburn and persuades him to disclose the secret information he has about tea . meanwhile , todd tells tea he wants to marry her now that elijah has managed to enable them to live together . but at that point , ross reveals to blair that tea is his wife .
david : hi ya . dorian : for a man so eager to get his hands on a certain item , you certainly took your time getting here . david : well , your graciousness makes it worth the wait . dorian : you gave me a deadline , which i went racing off to meet , only to find out that you had left town . david : i like to travel . and besides , i was confident that you would n't let the aforementioned item slip your grasp again , not since you value your life so highly . give us a look . david : i think we can work with that . [ scene_break ] rae : keri . hi . may i ? thank you . listen , i 'm worried about this custody fight with antonio . keri : the judge ruled against him . if he ca n't handle it , that 's his problem . rae : no , no , no , no . it 's not him that i 'm worried about . it 's you . [ scene_break ] jessica : you see , the thing about kittens is they name themselves . and then when they get to know you well enough , they tell you what their name is . antonio : they tell you what it is ? jessica : mm - hmm . well , it 's not like having a baby where you need to slap the name down on a birth certificate . i -- i am so sorry . i ca n't believe that i just said that . antonio : no . do n't be . look , honey , the judge made a stupid ruling . you know , i mean , we ca n't go the whole year without ever saying the word `` baby . `` jessica : you know what ? you 're going to see your daughter , sooner than a year . antonio : yeah . jessica : how 's the appeal going ? any word ? antonio : oh , the lawyer said i got a good shot . i mean , i -- we might be -- another hearing any day now . jessica : see ? things are looking up . antonio : yeah . right . [ scene_break ] rex : you know , whenever i see you here , you leave alone . maybe we could fix that . [ phone rings ] woman : this is karen . i 'll meet you at your hotel room . [ karen chuckles ] karen : well , that is n't on the regular menu . it 's $ 100 extra . i guarantee it will be money well spent -- soon . rex : you 're a -- karen : did n't your mother tell you it 's not polite to call people names ? rex : no , i was going to say `` beautiful escort . `` karen : what a way with words . rex : top - dollar beautiful escort . lindsay : hey . rex : hey , lindsay . lindsay : i brought you something . rex : what 's this ? lindsay : take a look . this is a new artist 's work that i just got in at the gallery , and i thought it would look great here . rex : it 's kind of edgy . lindsay : yeah , he 's good . here . rex : oh , all right . listen , i 'm really sorry i could n't make dinner . lindsay : it 's good you 're busy . rex : i 'm here practically every minute that i 'm awake . helps me from thinking about jen . i 'm glad joe was n't with her here last night . it would have made things even worse . lindsay : you mean she came here by herself ? rex : i found that odd , too , them just being married and all . but as long as jen 's happy . [ scene_break ] joey : hey ! jen : oh . joey : what you watching ? jen : you 're not allowed to laugh . joey : whoa -- i 'm not making any promises . jen : `` the preacher 's wife . `` [ joey laughs ] jen : just think of it as study notes , though i know i wo n't do nearly as well as whitney houston , but -- joey : well , whitney houston had her own personal private angel . jen : she had denzel washington . i have you . kevin : you two should lock that door if you want any privacy in this town . you know that , do n't you ? here you go , catch that -- whoa , careful . that 's crystal . it once belonged to martha washington . joey : bread and salt . it 's a wonderful life . you 're so predictable . kevin : i know . listen , joey -- excuse me -- joe -- there 's this press conference next week . it 'd be nice if you can make it . maybe even break out a fresh white collar for the occasion ? joey : count on it . kevin : just like that ? joey : just like that . oh , i have my sources . kevin : mm - hmm . jen : kevin , i got the wedding pictures back . kevin : really ? jen : yeah . kevin : any good ones ? jen : i love this one of you and kelly . here . kevin : oh , yeah . jen : you guys look great . and also i love this one of al and marcie . i ca n't wait to show her . al : voice of the night here again . i know it 's a bit early for me to be hitting the airwaves , but i hope you listen anyway . i need your help . you see , marcie walsh disappeared from ultra violet last night , and we all know who she is . she was wearing a striped top , black pants , and a pink sweater . if you 're out there and you can hear me , do n't worry , sweetie . i 'll find you . you just hang in there , baby . al : if anyone out there has information on the whereabouts of marcie walsh , please contact me at the station . the number here is 555 - 0333 . [ scene_break ] man : hey there , deke . hey , i thought you got expelled . deke : no , my parents hired lawyers . i 'm not packing my bags just yet . [ deke chuckles ] maddie : did you hear holden on the radio ? deke : yeah , can you believe that ? al holden is the voice ? what a joke . maddie : no , i 'm not talking about that . he 's on the air now . al : marcie walsh was last seen at ultra violet . she has n't been heard from since . she was wearing a striped top , black pants , and a pink sweater . [ scene_break ] woman : ca n't just throw things away . could be fixed , recycled . woman : ca n't just throw things away , you know . ca n't just throw things away . got to recycle . [ woman screams ] [ scene_break ] antonio : he plays batey like a taino . jessica : `` taino `` ? antonio : hmm . jessica : ah , cristian told me about them . they were in puerto rico before the spanish came , right ? antonio : right . fishermen , mainly , but they used to play a game called batey . it 's kind of like soccer , except no hands and no feet . jessica : what does `` taino `` mean ? antonio : `` peace and friendship . `` jessica : ah , you see ? he just told us what his name was . antonio : batey ? jessica : no . taino . i have so much to learn from you . [ jessica chuckles ] antonio : you 're teaching me . jessica : oh , really ? what ? antonio : to believe in the future . jessica : you know , you might just win on your appeal , antonio . you 're going to be with your daughter before you know it . [ scene_break ] keri : antonio assaulted me , twice . rae : so , you plan to stay in this town ? keri : i wo n't let him intimidate me into leaving town again or letting him see my daughter . the only family that jamie and i have is here . r.j. : hey . keri : hi , dad . rae : and you 're sure that 's the only reason ? [ keri sighs ] keri : would you please leave ? rae : yes . of course i will . you know , though , i was just wondering something . r.j. , if keri asked you to give up your business and leave town with her , what would you do ? r.j. : why are you confiding in her ? why not just come right out and ask me ? keri : it 's rae 's question , not mine . r.j. : ok , honey , but if that 's what you really -- keri : that 's not what i want ! i wo n't be intimidated into leaving town again . why should turn my life inside out and scurry off into the night while antonio stays here and has some happy , perfect life with someone else ? r.j. : ok , come on , keri . we can have our dinner at capricorn . keri : no , no . i 'm fine . i 'm sorry . i know i overreacted . i 'm just under some stress here . r.j. : and you certainly are not helping . rae : i think i probably know what you 're feeling more than anybody else . not that long ago , you know , i lost everything that mattered to me , everything that i had worked my life for . did you know what ? i was damn angry about it . keri : it 's a horrible feeling . rae : you know what my reaction was to that feeling ? to get even . and you know what ? i was pretty good at it . but happy -- i was never really happy . r.j. : ok , that is enough . rae : it took a very good friend to make me sit up and look at what i had become . it took your uncle hank . keri : why are you telling me this ? rae : you know what ? i think you already know . r.j. : keri , look . you did what you needed to do to protect jamie and yourself . vega brought this punishment on himself . he deserves it , and so -- so he wo n't get to know his daughter . and that 's the worst suffering of all . [ scene_break ] kevin : so , this whole marriage thing is n't working out at all , huh ? joey : no , no , i hate it . kevin : yeah . joey : how about you ? kevin : oh , it 's good . in fact , it 's perfect . joey : really ? because i know you and kelly spend a lot of time apart -- you know , work and her charities . it 's got to take its toll . kevin : nope . joey : well , that 's great . i mean , you really seem happy . kevin : what are you asking me , joey ? joey : nothing , nothing . i just want everyone to be as happy as -- kevin : as you ? i do n't think the world can handle that much happiness . joey : the world has an infinite capacity for happiness . kevin : oh . i do n't think i 'm ever going to get used to the new you . speaking of infinite happiness , i got to go meet asa . so , listen , you 're going to meet me at the press conference next week , right ? joey : yeah . kevin : yeah ? ok , well , maybe i 'll see you at church . whoops -- grab my jacket . joey : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . church ? kevin : yeah . be good for me . joey : oh , you mean it 'd be good for your image . kevin : hey , it 's good for people to think that you 're a moral , god - fearing man . joey : it 's better to be one . kevin : hey , we 're working toward the same goal here . joey : how do you figure ? kevin : change for the better . we 're just on different soapboxes . joey : absolutely -- marriage was the best thing that ever happened to me . jen : oh . kevin : i 'll see you later . see you , jen . jen : bye . joey : so , did marcie like the pictures ? jen : oh , she was n't there . i had to slip it under her door . so , i heard what you said to kevin , obviously . joey : well , that was for your benefit . kevin never listens to me . jen : well , you are wrong . you know that . joey : about what ? jen : well , things are only going to get better . i mean , once i graduate , i 'm going to have more time so i can help you out at st. james . joey : we 'll expand the youth center so every kid in llanview has a place to go . jen : and a couple of those kids will be ours . how about that ? joey : you just said everything that i have ever dreamed of . jen : you know , it 's funny , but it 's everything that i never dreamed of , but now it 's -- it 's all that i want . [ scene_break ] lindsay : why would jen come here by herself ? i mean , they just got married . for crying out loud , they 're newlyweds . rex : oh , joe probably had church business . yeah , actually , somebody told me that he had to cover for reverend carpenter at bingo . lindsay : bingo ? rex : anyway , jen seemed to have a good time . she -- she danced , enjoyed the music . she was fine . lindsay : she always has a good time wherever she goes . and she stands out from the crowd , does n't she ? rex : yeah . i miss that about her . but it was cool that joe let her come alone to a place like this -- especially since it 's not his scene . lindsay : how do you know that ? rex : he came by after bingo . lindsay : well , so they ended up having a good time here together for a little while at least , then ? rex : no . actually , he took her right home . i guess it was because he wanted to be with his new bride . that 's healthy , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] david : this will only hurt a second . dorian : oh . i think i wore it well . david : if not wisely . dorian : david , do you suppose that perhaps i could have one of the stones , you know , like this , oh , little darling teardrop in the center , as a commission for delivering the necklace ? david : hmm -- no . dorian : i really did expect more from you . david : i really did expect more from you , too , but you left me in prison . dorian : french magistrates do n't come cheap . besides , that 's all in the past . david : as is the badhra diamond . dorian : so , i guess it 's goodbye . david : not just yet . have a seat . dorian : oh , for pete 's sake . david : there 's another matter that i would like to address with you . dorian : mm - hmm . what matter ? david : the robbery of the century . dorian : hmm . dorian : `` the robbery of the century . `` david : hmm . dorian : find yourself another fool . david : you 're the only fool want . you know , together , we did many things well . i see no reason why this should n't be another one . you know , i figure the teardrop alone to be worth a cool million . dorian : are you saying that you 'd give it to me if i help you ? david : are you saying that you 'll help me ? man : i have complete faith in governor brooks ' decisions . kevin : well , my appointment 's not a done deal yet . asa : you 're brooks ' choice , kevin . of course it 's a done deal . man : i like a young man who knows not to take anything for granted . asa : and we 're not going to forget the support of men like you , arlen . arlen : every candidate i 've backed with a big contribution turned out to be a winner . i 'll back kevin to the governor 's mansion and beyond . kevin : do n't let harrison brooks hear that . to victory . arlen : do n't you want to wait until it 's a done deal ? [ kevin chuckles ] arlen : here 's to returning favors . [ scene_break ] maddie : i think we went too far . deke : well , payback sucks . walsh ought to know that . maddie : we do n't even know if she 's -- al : what 'd you do to marcie ? maddie : we did n't do anything . she got me expelled . al : yeah ? well , if you hurt her , if you did anything to her , i swear -- deke : what do we know about it ? she 's probably out getting more publicity for some stupid anti - war rally . al : listen to me , deke . if you had anything to do with what happened to her , i swear what i 'm going to do to you will make prison seem like a picnic . and you , missy -- expulsion is going to be the least of your worries . maddie : we got to tell him we left her in the dumpster . deke : no . i said no . maddie : but what if she -- deke : she 's not . marcie got out by now . she learned her lesson . trust me . we just need to shut up about it . nobody knows what we did , and nobody 's going to find out . [ scene_break ] jen : oh , my god . woman : reverend joe ? jen : no , he 's not here . woman : i need to see him . jen : he 's not here , ok ? woman : can i come in ? jen : no , no . just go to the shelter , ok ? joey : hey , mary . how are you doing ? mary : there 's a monster in my house . joey : monster ? do you want to come in ? come in . go ahead . please , go ahead . hi , hon . jen : hi . joey : sit , sit , please . are you hungry ? sit . here . do you want some tea or anything ? ok . i 'll get you some . now , about this monster -- where exactly is the monster ? mary : home . joey : well , i do n't know where your home is , so where exactly ? mary : i do n't like the shelter . thieves . found a house in the alley . llanview hauling . joey : a dumpster and that 's where the monster is ? you know , i do n't like you staying on the streets . we talked about that , remember ? mary : thieves at the shelter . i like my house . joey : ok , ok . how about this -- i 'll drive you down to the shelter and look around for thieves . i do n't want you sleeping in an alley , ok ? i do n't want anything to happen to you . mary : you 'll check ? joey : for thieves ? yes . absolutely . mary : ok . joey : now , how about that tea ? mary : you are so nice and so kind and -- joey : i 'm just doing what anybody else would do . you need some help . i 'm going to help you . joey : i got her to talk to somebody down at the shelter , but that 's the best i could do . hey -- what 's wrong ? jen : i really messed up . joey : what happened ? jen : that woman . joey : mary ? jen : she came to see you , and i just got freaked out , practically slammed the door in her face . joey : well , you did n't know who she was . jen : i just mess everything up . i mean , you offered her food , you had her come inside , and i just could n't wait to get away from her . joey : i think we all get a little unsettled the first time around the homeless . jen : it was my first chance to be a good minister 's wife , and i just blew it . joey : you do n't have to do anything special . just be yourself . jen : i just want to -- joey : to be like whitney houston ? come on . i do not want whitney houston . i want you , jennifer rappaport . jen : buchanan . jennifer rappaport - buchanan . joey : the minister 's wife . [ scene_break ] rex : i appreciate you hanging out with me . except for my sister , i do n't have too many people i like talking to . lindsay : well , i 'm happy to be one of them . rex : jen gets her good qualities from you , huh ? lindsay : no . actually , she gets all of her good qualities from sam . anyway , it 's good for me to have someone to talk to as well because i 'm out of practice . rex : thanks , i guess . [ phone rings ] lindsay : i have to take this . rex : ok . lindsay : hello ? kevin : so , how 's my investment going ? rex : your investment is your brother 's marriage . you and i are square , clean slate . but , since you asked , ultra violet is doing great . kevin : well , i 'm glad to hear it . rex : why are you here ? kevin : to mold impressionable minds . rex : uh - huh . kevin : you know , rex , you could have a lot of influence on this town , on the commonwealth . rex : is that a fact ? how ? kevin : oh , a little political sweet - talking . rex : well , i 'm not into politics . kevin : well , you ought to be . baby boomers are retiring . it 's our world now . whoever gets the votes holds the power . by talking up certain candidates , you could affect changes you would n't believe . rex : ok . so maybe now i 'm a little into politics . kevin : i might even be able to kick a fundraiser your way . rex : well , the ultra violet crowd spends what it has on ultra violet . kevin : does n't cost anything to vote . plus , i can bring in big - name bands , which would make a bigger crowd , which means more business for you , which makes everybody happy . i 'd be appreciative . rex : how appreciative ? kevin : oh , i think we could probably work out a sufficiently gratifying arrangement . oh , by the way , you think you could help me arrange a little entertainment for some power players ? rex : what do you need ? kevin : i bring them to you , you give them what they want . rex : anything 's possible for a price . [ scene_break ] asa : how is the weather in harrisburg ? [ asa chuckles ] asa : i imagine for you , congressman , it 's always hot in harrisburg . anyway , kevin and i are really looking forward to seeing you next week . right . bye . [ scene_break ] r.j. : ok , gretel , it 's time for you to leave my daughter alone . rae : really ? you do know that keri and i have been friends a long time . r.j. : and now you 've upset her . rae : she 's upset a lot , is n't she ? i mean , when was the last time you saw her happy ? r.j. : and what 's your point ? rae : it 's not just the stress or this terrible situation she 's in . keri is clinically depressed . r.j. : look , on top of everything else that she 's been through , she 's still mourning the death of her mother . rae : yes , of course she is , but i think it 's even more than that . i think she 's spinning out of control . r.j. : well , keri will come out of it . rae : you have to get her some help . you have to . [ scene_break ] keri : tonio -- wait , please . antonio : you want a court order that says i ca n't see my baby , so you know what ? right now i ca n't stand being around you . keri : do n't say that . antonio : you want everyone to think that i assaulted you . how can you lie about something like that ? keri : i just want to talk about this with you . antonio : there 's nothing left to say . keri : i do n't want you to hate me anymore . antonio : you took my daughter from me twice . and i do n't know which one was more cruel -- when you let me believe she was dead or now when you let me know she 's alive and then you keep me from watching her grow up . keri : i 'm sorry . antonio : do n't even bother . i have to go . jessica : antonio , hey . antonio : hey . jessica : they 're going to give me four credits for my work at the banner . keri : ca n't i go anywhere without seeing you guys together ? keri : i hope that he causes you as much pain as he did me , sleeping with my mother -- jessica : keri ! keri : with you . jessica : that 's way out of line . keri : i hope that he hurts you as much as he hurts everybody else -- antonio : enough ! what the hell 's the matter with you ? you say you do n't want me to hate you , and then you act like this ? i do n't recognize you anymore . antonio 's voice : right now i ca n't stand being around you . i ca n't stand being around you ! i ca n't stand being around you ! [ scene_break ] dorian : ok , i have watched you eat an entire dinner from appetizer to sucking the marrow out of those bones , and , my dear , you still have n't made me a decent offer , so i guess it 's no deal . besides which , there is nothing that would make it worthwhile getting wrapped up with you again . david : oh , you used to like getting wrapped up with me . dorian : oh . david : the count would be very interested to know that i 've been in contact with you . why do n't you sit down . that 's my girl . dorian : what 's the deal ? david : not here . dorian : oh , no , of course not here . no . no . no , no , no , no . walls have ears . let 's just drag this thing out . yes , indeed , because we should n't talk about it in this nice , secluded , nefarious spot . david : you know , that is exactly the behavior that makes my dialing finger itchy . i 'll meet you at your house tomorrow . dorian : my house ? david : hmm . our house , actually . if you remember , we used to live there as man and wife . and i believe we spent at least a couple happy , breathless evenings . dorian : i believe you spent nearly all of my money . david : yes , i did , did n't i ? just be there . overseas calls can be very expensive . oh , and do n't forget to leave your standard 8 % tip . [ scene_break ] antonio : she makes up all this stuff , like all these terrible things that i supposedly did to her , and then she never even mentions the entire time she let me believe that they were -- i should n't even talk about it . jessica : do you know what the important thing is , though ? that you did n't lose it on keri . antonio : honey , i was yelling at her in the middle of the student union . jessica : yes , but she provoked you . deliberately or not , she did , and you did n't play into it . antonio : i guess . jessica : i was really proud of you . antonio : you know why i did it ? because of you . because you help me remember how much i have to lose if i do n't keep my cool . jessica : well , do n't think that i wo n't be there the next time and the time after that and the time after that . you 're stuck with me , vega . antonio : you make me feel like -- like keri ca n't touch me now . jessica : all she has are words . antonio : yeah , and she 's already done the worst she can . [ scene_break ] r.j. : i know this has been a hard time for you , but i think it 's time that you got out and met some other people . look , just the other day i met this guy who seemed nice enough , so i invited him to have lunch with us tomorrow . i know it sounds crazy , but it could be fun , right ? a little new conversation , a little distraction . honey , it 's time you started thinking about yourself . think about your future . [ scene_break ] asa : i just spoke to -- shoot -- what the hell 's his name ? -- in harrisburg . kevin : you know , asa , if we 're counting on campaign contributions from these guys , you ought to try to remember their names . asa : do n't you worry . i will remember his name when he coughs up the dough . kevin : careful . i do n't want to spend all my time paying back favors instead of getting things done . that 's if , of course , i get into office . asa : you will . it 's just how the game is played . and , kevin , they 're not favors . they are compromises . just make sure you 're not the one being compromised . [ scene_break ] arlen : kevin buchanan said you could -- i 'm looking for some companionship one of these nights . someone cultured and sophisticated , someone i can talk to , have dinner with , relax . no commitments beyond that , you understand ? rex : i do n't know . it 's kind of short notice . arlen : buchanan said i could count on you . he said it would n't be a problem . rex : no , no , it 's not . not at all . i know exactly what you 're looking for , and i can definitely introduce you to somebody . arlen : excellent . i 'm at the palace . rex : right . i 'll give you a call when it 's set up . arlen : thanks . rex : no problem . hey , how 'd the call go ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : i love being back in business . i love the buyers . i love the artists . i love being back in circulation . rex : well , then , i wonder if i can ask you a favor . lindsay : that depends . rex : the father of a friend of mine is in town , and i told him that i would show him around llanview , but i 'm having trouble getting coverage here . the poor guy does n't know a soul in town , and i feel really bad ditching him . just have dinner with him ? he 's actually a very nice guy . he loves the arts . you 'll have a good time , i promise . lindsay : i do n't know . i mean , this is social . i do n't even know this person . rex : well , just treat him like a -- client . just be friendly . be yourself . he would be very grateful . so would i . lindsay : ok . as a favor to you . rex : thank you . lindsay : i mean , what could it hurt , right ? it 's just dinner . rex : dinner . joey : `` and when you reapest the harvest of your land , thou shalt not make clear riddance of the corners of thy field when thou reapest . neither shalt thou gather any gleanings of thy harvest for thou shalt leave them for the poor and for the stranger . `` you remember jen , do n't you ? jen : i 'm the minister 's wife . joey : this woman is cold and thirsty . would you please give her something to drink ? not that ! i meant like tea ! ca n't you see this woman should n't be drinking ? [ rex laughs ] rex : yeah , right ! minister 's wife . [ rex laughs ] rex : whoo ! rex : yeah , it 's all set up . nah , you 'll love her . she 's very classy . ok . bye . al : rex , i 've looked everywhere . i ca n't find marcie , man . it 's been at least 24 hours . rex : ok , well , listen , ca n't the cops help ? she works for them . al : no , they 're already turning the city upside down . look , this is the last place that anybody saw her , ok ? did you remember anything from last night , anyone suspicious at all ? anything . rex : we 've been over this five times . if i knew something , i 'd tell you . mary : can i have some food ? i do n't have any money . rex : well , then food could be a problem , huh , could n't it ? go beg at the palace . al : excuse me , excuse me . where did you get that sweater ? mary : i did n't steal it . al : no , i know . ok , listen . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . you can have the sweater , ok ? in fact , why do n't you go and get yourself a nice meal , ok ? just tell me where you found the sweater , please ? mary : in the alley . llanview hauling . al : here you go . llanview hauling . rex : the dumpster out back . al : oh , my god . marcie -- marcie ! marcie . oh , my god . oh , my god , oh , my god , oh , my god . marcie , marcie . marcie ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] welcome to a very special day at `` one life to live , `` a day that you , our fans , have asked for . nora : i do want to be your friend , lindsay . your best friend . jen : either you stay here with me , cristian , or you all die . clint : natalie . natalie : dad . david : hiya . dorian : for a man so eager to get his hands on a certain item , you certainly took your time getting here . david : well , your graciousness makes it worth the wait . dorian : you gave me a deadline , which i went racing off to meet , only to find out that you had left town . david : i like to travel . and besides , i was confident that you would n't let the aforementioned item slip your grasp again , not since you value your life so highly . give us a look . david : i think we can work with that . [ scene_break ] rae : keri . hi . may i ? thank you . listen , i 'm worried about this custody fight with antonio . keri : the judge ruled against him . if he ca n't handle it , that 's his problem . rae : no , no , no , no . it 's not him that i 'm worried about . it 's you . [ scene_break ] jessica : you see , the thing about kittens is they name themselves . and then when they get to know you well enough , they tell you what their name is . antonio : they tell you what it is ? jessica : mm - hmm . well , it 's not like having a baby where you need to slap the name down on a birth certificate . i -- i am so sorry . i ca n't believe that i just said that . antonio : no . do n't be . look , honey , the judge made a stupid ruling . you know , i mean , we ca n't go the whole year without ever saying the word `` baby . `` jessica : you know what ? you 're going to see your daughter , sooner than a year . antonio : yeah . jessica : how 's the appeal going ? any word ? antonio : oh , the lawyer said i got a good shot . i mean , i -- we might be -- another hearing any day now . jessica : see ? things are looking up . antonio : yeah . right . [ scene_break ] rex : you know , whenever i see you here , you leave alone . maybe we could fix that . [ phone rings ] woman : this is karen . i 'll meet you at your hotel room . [ karen chuckles ] karen : well , that is n't on the regular menu . it 's $ 100 extra . i guarantee it will be money well spent -- soon . rex : you 're a -- karen : did n't your mother tell you it 's not polite to call people names ? rex : no , i was going to say `` beautiful escort . `` karen : what a way with words . rex : top - dollar beautiful escort . lindsay : hey . rex : hey , lindsay . lindsay : i brought you something . rex : what 's this ? lindsay : take a look . this is a new artist 's work that i just got in at the gallery , and i thought it would look great here . rex : it 's kind of edgy . lindsay : yeah , he 's good . here . rex : oh , all right . listen , i 'm really sorry i could n't make dinner . lindsay : it 's good you 're busy . rex : i 'm here practically every minute that i 'm awake . helps me from thinking about jen . i 'm glad joe was n't with her here last night . it would have made things even worse . lindsay : you mean she came here by herself ? rex : i found that odd , too , them just being married and all . but as long as jen 's happy . [ scene_break ] joey : hey ! jen : oh . joey : what you watching ? jen : you 're not allowed to laugh . joey : whoa -- i 'm not making any promises . jen : `` the preacher 's wife . `` [ joey laughs ] jen : just think of it as study notes , though i know i wo n't do nearly as well as whitney houston , but -- joey : well , whitney houston had her own personal private angel . jen : she had denzel washington . i have you . kevin : you two should lock that door if you want any privacy in this town . you know that , do n't you ? here you go , catch that -- whoa , careful . that 's crystal . it once belonged to martha washington . joey : bread and salt . it 's a wonderful life . you 're so predictable . kevin : i know . listen , joey -- excuse me -- joe -- there 's this press conference next week . it 'd be nice if you can make it . maybe even break out a fresh white collar for the occasion ? joey : count on it . kevin : just like that ? joey : just like that . oh , i have my sources . kevin : mm - hmm . jen : kevin , i got the wedding pictures back . kevin : really ? jen : yeah . kevin : any good ones ? jen : i love this one of you and kelly . here . kevin : oh , yeah . jen : you guys look great . and also i love this one of al and marcie . i ca n't wait to show her . al : voice of the night here again . i know it 's a bit early for me to be hitting the airwaves , but i hope you listen anyway . i need your help . you see , marcie walsh disappeared from ultra violet last night , and we all know who she is . she was wearing a striped top , black pants , and a pink sweater . if you 're out there and you can hear me , do n't worry , sweetie . i 'll find you . you just hang in there , baby . al : if anyone out there has information on the whereabouts of marcie walsh , please contact me at the station . the number here is 555 - 0333 . [ scene_break ] man : hey there , deke . hey , i thought you got expelled . deke : no , my parents hired lawyers . i 'm not packing my bags just yet . [ deke chuckles ] maddie : did you hear holden on the radio ? deke : yeah , can you believe that ? al holden is the voice ? what a joke . maddie : no , i 'm not talking about that . he 's on the air now . al : marcie walsh was last seen at ultra violet . she has n't been heard from since . she was wearing a striped top , black pants , and a pink sweater . [ scene_break ] woman : ca n't just throw things away . could be fixed , recycled . woman : ca n't just throw things away , you know . ca n't just throw things away . got to recycle . [ woman screams ] [ scene_break ] antonio : he plays batey like a taino . jessica : `` taino `` ? antonio : hmm . jessica : ah , cristian told me about them . they were in puerto rico before the spanish came , right ? antonio : right . fishermen , mainly , but they used to play a game called batey . it 's kind of like soccer , except no hands and no feet . jessica : what does `` taino `` mean ? antonio : `` peace and friendship . `` jessica : ah , you see ? he just told us what his name was . antonio : batey ? jessica : no . taino . i have so much to learn from you . [ jessica chuckles ] antonio : you 're teaching me . jessica : oh , really ? what ? antonio : to believe in the future . jessica : you know , you might just win on your appeal , antonio . you 're going to be with your daughter before you know it . [ scene_break ] keri : antonio assaulted me , twice . rae : so , you plan to stay in this town ? keri : i wo n't let him intimidate me into leaving town again or letting him see my daughter . the only family that jamie and i have is here . r.j. : hey . keri : hi , dad . rae : and you 're sure that 's the only reason ? [ keri sighs ] keri : would you please leave ? rae : yes . of course i will . you know , though , i was just wondering something . r.j. , if keri asked you to give up your business and leave town with her , what would you do ? r.j. : why are you confiding in her ? why not just come right out and ask me ? keri : it 's rae 's question , not mine . r.j. : ok , honey , but if that 's what you really -- keri : that 's not what i want ! i wo n't be intimidated into leaving town again . why should turn my life inside out and scurry off into the night while antonio stays here and has some happy , perfect life with someone else ? r.j. : ok , come on , keri . we can have our dinner at capricorn . keri : no , no . i 'm fine . i 'm sorry . i know i overreacted . i 'm just under some stress here . r.j. : and you certainly are not helping . rae : i think i probably know what you 're feeling more than anybody else . not that long ago , you know , i lost everything that mattered to me , everything that i had worked my life for . did you know what ? i was damn angry about it . keri : it 's a horrible feeling . rae : you know what my reaction was to that feeling ? to get even . and you know what ? i was pretty good at it . but happy -- i was never really happy . r.j. : ok , that is enough . rae : it took a very good friend to make me sit up and look at what i had become . it took your uncle hank . keri : why are you telling me this ? rae : you know what ? i think you already know . r.j. : keri , look . you did what you needed to do to protect jamie and yourself . vega brought this punishment on himself . he deserves it , and so -- so he wo n't get to know his daughter . and that 's the worst suffering of all . [ scene_break ] kevin : so , this whole marriage thing is n't working out at all , huh ? joey : no , no , i hate it . kevin : yeah . joey : how about you ? kevin : oh , it 's good . in fact , it 's perfect . joey : really ? because i know you and kelly spend a lot of time apart -- you know , work and her charities . it 's got to take its toll . kevin : nope . joey : well , that 's great . i mean , you really seem happy . kevin : what are you asking me , joey ? joey : nothing , nothing . i just want everyone to be as happy as -- kevin : as you ? i do n't think the world can handle that much happiness . joey : the world has an infinite capacity for happiness . kevin : oh . i do n't think i 'm ever going to get used to the new you . speaking of infinite happiness , i got to go meet asa . so , listen , you 're going to meet me at the press conference next week , right ? joey : yeah . kevin : yeah ? ok , well , maybe i 'll see you at church . whoops -- grab my jacket . joey : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . church ? kevin : yeah . be good for me . joey : oh , you mean it 'd be good for your image . kevin : hey , it 's good for people to think that you 're a moral , god - fearing man . joey : it 's better to be one . kevin : hey , we 're working toward the same goal here . joey : how do you figure ? kevin : change for the better . we 're just on different soapboxes . joey : absolutely -- marriage was the best thing that ever happened to me . jen : oh . kevin : i 'll see you later . see you , jen . jen : bye . joey : so , did marcie like the pictures ? jen : oh , she was n't there . i had to slip it under her door . so , i heard what you said to kevin , obviously . joey : well , that was for your benefit . kevin never listens to me . jen : well , you are wrong . you know that . joey : about what ? jen : well , things are only going to get better . i mean , once i graduate , i 'm going to have more time so i can help you out at st. james . joey : we 'll expand the youth center so every kid in llanview has a place to go . jen : and a couple of those kids will be ours . how about that ? joey : you just said everything that i have ever dreamed of . jen : you know , it 's funny , but it 's everything that i never dreamed of , but now it 's -- it 's all that i want . [ scene_break ] lindsay : why would jen come here by herself ? i mean , they just got married . for crying out loud , they 're newlyweds . rex : oh , joe probably had church business . yeah , actually , somebody told me that he had to cover for reverend carpenter at bingo . lindsay : bingo ? rex : anyway , jen seemed to have a good time . she -- she danced , enjoyed the music . she was fine . lindsay : she always has a good time wherever she goes . and she stands out from the crowd , does n't she ? rex : yeah . i miss that about her . but it was cool that joe let her come alone to a place like this -- especially since it 's not his scene . lindsay : how do you know that ? rex : he came by after bingo . lindsay : well , so they ended up having a good time here together for a little while at least , then ? rex : no . actually , he took her right home . i guess it was because he wanted to be with his new bride . that 's healthy , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] david : this will only hurt a second . dorian : oh . i think i wore it well . david : if not wisely . dorian : david , do you suppose that perhaps i could have one of the stones , you know , like this , oh , little darling teardrop in the center , as a commission for delivering the necklace ? david : hmm -- no . dorian : i really did expect more from you . david : i really did expect more from you , too , but you left me in prison . dorian : french magistrates do n't come cheap . besides , that 's all in the past . david : as is the badhra diamond . dorian : so , i guess it 's goodbye . david : not just yet . have a seat . dorian : oh , for pete 's sake . david : there 's another matter that i would like to address with you . dorian : mm - hmm . what matter ? david : the robbery of the century . dorian : hmm . dorian : `` the robbery of the century . `` david : hmm . dorian : find yourself another fool . david : you 're the only fool want . you know , together , we did many things well . i see no reason why this should n't be another one . you know , i figure the teardrop alone to be worth a cool million . dorian : are you saying that you 'd give it to me if i help you ? david : are you saying that you 'll help me ? man : i have complete faith in governor brooks ' decisions . kevin : well , my appointment 's not a done deal yet . asa : you 're brooks ' choice , kevin . of course it 's a done deal . man : i like a young man who knows not to take anything for granted . asa : and we 're not going to forget the support of men like you , arlen . arlen : every candidate i 've backed with a big contribution turned out to be a winner . i 'll back kevin to the governor 's mansion and beyond . kevin : do n't let harrison brooks hear that . to victory . arlen : do n't you want to wait until it 's a done deal ? [ kevin chuckles ] arlen : here 's to returning favors . [ scene_break ] maddie : i think we went too far . deke : well , payback sucks . walsh ought to know that . maddie : we do n't even know if she 's -- al : what 'd you do to marcie ? maddie : we did n't do anything . she got me expelled . al : yeah ? well , if you hurt her , if you did anything to her , i swear -- deke : what do we know about it ? she 's probably out getting more publicity for some stupid anti - war rally . al : listen to me , deke . if you had anything to do with what happened to her , i swear what i 'm going to do to you will make prison seem like a picnic . and you , missy -- expulsion is going to be the least of your worries . maddie : we got to tell him we left her in the dumpster . deke : no . i said no . maddie : but what if she -- deke : she 's not . marcie got out by now . she learned her lesson . trust me . we just need to shut up about it . nobody knows what we did , and nobody 's going to find out . [ scene_break ] jen : oh , my god . woman : reverend joe ? jen : no , he 's not here . woman : i need to see him . jen : he 's not here , ok ? woman : can i come in ? jen : no , no . just go to the shelter , ok ? joey : hey , mary . how are you doing ? mary : there 's a monster in my house . joey : monster ? do you want to come in ? come in . go ahead . please , go ahead . hi , hon . jen : hi . joey : sit , sit , please . are you hungry ? sit . here . do you want some tea or anything ? ok . i 'll get you some . now , about this monster -- where exactly is the monster ? mary : home . joey : well , i do n't know where your home is , so where exactly ? mary : i do n't like the shelter . thieves . found a house in the alley . llanview hauling . joey : a dumpster and that 's where the monster is ? you know , i do n't like you staying on the streets . we talked about that , remember ? mary : thieves at the shelter . i like my house . joey : ok , ok . how about this -- i 'll drive you down to the shelter and look around for thieves . i do n't want you sleeping in an alley , ok ? i do n't want anything to happen to you . mary : you 'll check ? joey : for thieves ? yes . absolutely . mary : ok . joey : now , how about that tea ? mary : you are so nice and so kind and -- joey : i 'm just doing what anybody else would do . you need some help . i 'm going to help you . joey : i got her to talk to somebody down at the shelter , but that 's the best i could do . hey -- what 's wrong ? jen : i really messed up . joey : what happened ? jen : that woman . joey : mary ? jen : she came to see you , and i just got freaked out , practically slammed the door in her face . joey : well , you did n't know who she was . jen : i just mess everything up . i mean , you offered her food , you had her come inside , and i just could n't wait to get away from her . joey : i think we all get a little unsettled the first time around the homeless . jen : it was my first chance to be a good minister 's wife , and i just blew it . joey : you do n't have to do anything special . just be yourself . jen : i just want to -- joey : to be like whitney houston ? come on . i do not want whitney houston . i want you , jennifer rappaport . jen : buchanan . jennifer rappaport - buchanan . joey : the minister 's wife . [ scene_break ] rex : i appreciate you hanging out with me . except for my sister , i do n't have too many people i like talking to . lindsay : well , i 'm happy to be one of them . rex : jen gets her good qualities from you , huh ? lindsay : no . actually , she gets all of her good qualities from sam . anyway , it 's good for me to have someone to talk to as well because i 'm out of practice . rex : thanks , i guess . [ phone rings ] lindsay : i have to take this . rex : ok . lindsay : hello ? kevin : so , how 's my investment going ? rex : your investment is your brother 's marriage . you and i are square , clean slate . but , since you asked , ultra violet is doing great . kevin : well , i 'm glad to hear it . rex : why are you here ? kevin : to mold impressionable minds . rex : uh - huh . kevin : you know , rex , you could have a lot of influence on this town , on the commonwealth . rex : is that a fact ? how ? kevin : oh , a little political sweet - talking . rex : well , i 'm not into politics . kevin : well , you ought to be . baby boomers are retiring . it 's our world now . whoever gets the votes holds the power . by talking up certain candidates , you could affect changes you would n't believe . rex : ok . so maybe now i 'm a little into politics . kevin : i might even be able to kick a fundraiser your way . rex : well , the ultra violet crowd spends what it has on ultra violet . kevin : does n't cost anything to vote . plus , i can bring in big - name bands , which would make a bigger crowd , which means more business for you , which makes everybody happy . i 'd be appreciative . rex : how appreciative ? kevin : oh , i think we could probably work out a sufficiently gratifying arrangement . oh , by the way , you think you could help me arrange a little entertainment for some power players ? rex : what do you need ? kevin : i bring them to you , you give them what they want . rex : anything 's possible for a price . [ scene_break ] asa : how is the weather in harrisburg ? [ asa chuckles ] asa : i imagine for you , congressman , it 's always hot in harrisburg . anyway , kevin and i are really looking forward to seeing you next week . right . bye . [ scene_break ] r.j. : ok , gretel , it 's time for you to leave my daughter alone . rae : really ? you do know that keri and i have been friends a long time . r.j. : and now you 've upset her . rae : she 's upset a lot , is n't she ? i mean , when was the last time you saw her happy ? r.j. : and what 's your point ? rae : it 's not just the stress or this terrible situation she 's in . keri is clinically depressed . r.j. : look , on top of everything else that she 's been through , she 's still mourning the death of her mother . rae : yes , of course she is , but i think it 's even more than that . i think she 's spinning out of control . r.j. : well , keri will come out of it . rae : you have to get her some help . you have to . [ scene_break ] keri : tonio -- wait , please . antonio : you want a court order that says i ca n't see my baby , so you know what ? right now i ca n't stand being around you . keri : do n't say that . antonio : you want everyone to think that i assaulted you . how can you lie about something like that ? keri : i just want to talk about this with you . antonio : there 's nothing left to say . keri : i do n't want you to hate me anymore . antonio : you took my daughter from me twice . and i do n't know which one was more cruel -- when you let me believe she was dead or now when you let me know she 's alive and then you keep me from watching her grow up . keri : i 'm sorry . antonio : do n't even bother . i have to go . jessica : antonio , hey . antonio : hey . jessica : they 're going to give me four credits for my work at the banner . keri : ca n't i go anywhere without seeing you guys together ? keri : i hope that he causes you as much pain as he did me , sleeping with my mother -- jessica : keri ! keri : with you . jessica : that 's way out of line . keri : i hope that he hurts you as much as he hurts everybody else -- antonio : enough ! what the hell 's the matter with you ? you say you do n't want me to hate you , and then you act like this ? i do n't recognize you anymore . antonio 's voice : right now i ca n't stand being around you . i ca n't stand being around you ! i ca n't stand being around you ! [ scene_break ] dorian : ok , i have watched you eat an entire dinner from appetizer to sucking the marrow out of those bones , and , my dear , you still have n't made me a decent offer , so i guess it 's no deal . besides which , there is nothing that would make it worthwhile getting wrapped up with you again . david : oh , you used to like getting wrapped up with me . dorian : oh . david : the count would be very interested to know that i 've been in contact with you . why do n't you sit down . that 's my girl . dorian : what 's the deal ? david : not here . dorian : oh , no , of course not here . no . no . no , no , no , no . walls have ears . let 's just drag this thing out . yes , indeed , because we should n't talk about it in this nice , secluded , nefarious spot . david : you know , that is exactly the behavior that makes my dialing finger itchy . i 'll meet you at your house tomorrow . dorian : my house ? david : hmm . our house , actually . if you remember , we used to live there as man and wife . and i believe we spent at least a couple happy , breathless evenings . dorian : i believe you spent nearly all of my money . david : yes , i did , did n't i ? just be there . overseas calls can be very expensive . oh , and do n't forget to leave your standard 8 % tip . [ scene_break ] antonio : she makes up all this stuff , like all these terrible things that i supposedly did to her , and then she never even mentions the entire time she let me believe that they were -- i should n't even talk about it . jessica : do you know what the important thing is , though ? that you did n't lose it on keri . antonio : honey , i was yelling at her in the middle of the student union . jessica : yes , but she provoked you . deliberately or not , she did , and you did n't play into it . antonio : i guess . jessica : i was really proud of you . antonio : you know why i did it ? because of you . because you help me remember how much i have to lose if i do n't keep my cool . jessica : well , do n't think that i wo n't be there the next time and the time after that and the time after that . you 're stuck with me , vega . antonio : you make me feel like -- like keri ca n't touch me now . jessica : all she has are words . antonio : yeah , and she 's already done the worst she can . [ scene_break ] r.j. : i know this has been a hard time for you , but i think it 's time that you got out and met some other people . look , just the other day i met this guy who seemed nice enough , so i invited him to have lunch with us tomorrow . i know it sounds crazy , but it could be fun , right ? a little new conversation , a little distraction . honey , it 's time you started thinking about yourself . think about your future . [ scene_break ] asa : i just spoke to -- shoot -- what the hell 's his name ? -- in harrisburg . kevin : you know , asa , if we 're counting on campaign contributions from these guys , you ought to try to remember their names . asa : do n't you worry . i will remember his name when he coughs up the dough . kevin : careful . i do n't want to spend all my time paying back favors instead of getting things done . that 's if , of course , i get into office . asa : you will . it 's just how the game is played . and , kevin , they 're not favors . they are compromises . just make sure you 're not the one being compromised . [ scene_break ] arlen : kevin buchanan said you could -- i 'm looking for some companionship one of these nights . someone cultured and sophisticated , someone i can talk to , have dinner with , relax . no commitments beyond that , you understand ? rex : i do n't know . it 's kind of short notice . arlen : buchanan said i could count on you . he said it would n't be a problem . rex : no , no , it 's not . not at all . i know exactly what you 're looking for , and i can definitely introduce you to somebody . arlen : excellent . i 'm at the palace . rex : right . i 'll give you a call when it 's set up . arlen : thanks . rex : no problem . hey , how 'd the call go ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : i love being back in business . i love the buyers . i love the artists . i love being back in circulation . rex : well , then , i wonder if i can ask you a favor . lindsay : that depends . rex : the father of a friend of mine is in town , and i told him that i would show him around llanview , but i 'm having trouble getting coverage here . the poor guy does n't know a soul in town , and i feel really bad ditching him . just have dinner with him ? he 's actually a very nice guy . he loves the arts . you 'll have a good time , i promise . lindsay : i do n't know . i mean , this is social . i do n't even know this person . rex : well , just treat him like a -- client . just be friendly . be yourself . he would be very grateful . so would i . lindsay : ok . as a favor to you . rex : thank you . lindsay : i mean , what could it hurt , right ? it 's just dinner . rex : dinner . joey : `` and when you reapest the harvest of your land , thou shalt not make clear riddance of the corners of thy field when thou reapest . neither shalt thou gather any gleanings of thy harvest for thou shalt leave them for the poor and for the stranger . `` you remember jen , do n't you ? jen : i 'm the minister 's wife . joey : this woman is cold and thirsty . would you please give her something to drink ? not that ! i meant like tea ! ca n't you see this woman should n't be drinking ? [ rex laughs ] rex : yeah , right ! minister 's wife . [ rex laughs ] rex : whoo ! rex : yeah , it 's all set up . nah , you 'll love her . she 's very classy . ok . bye . al : rex , i 've looked everywhere . i ca n't find marcie , man . it 's been at least 24 hours . rex : ok , well , listen , ca n't the cops help ? she works for them . al : no , they 're already turning the city upside down . look , this is the last place that anybody saw her , ok ? did you remember anything from last night , anyone suspicious at all ? anything . rex : we 've been over this five times . if i knew something , i 'd tell you . mary : can i have some food ? i do n't have any money . rex : well , then food could be a problem , huh , could n't it ? go beg at the palace . al : excuse me , excuse me . where did you get that sweater ? mary : i did n't steal it . al : no , i know . ok , listen . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . you can have the sweater , ok ? in fact , why do n't you go and get yourself a nice meal , ok ? just tell me where you found the sweater , please ? mary : in the alley . llanview hauling . al : here you go . llanview hauling . rex : the dumpster out back . al : oh , my god . marcie -- marcie ! marcie . oh , my god . oh , my god , oh , my god , oh , my god . marcie , marcie . marcie ! stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] welcome to a very special day at `` one life to live , `` a day that you , our fans , have asked for . nora : i do want to be your friend , lindsay . your best friend . jen : either you stay here with me , cristian , or you all die . clint : natalie . natalie : dad .
dorian gives the necklace to david , but he blackmails her into helping him with another scheme . a bag lady finds marcie unconscious in the dumpster & takes her sweater . antonio & jessica grow closer , while keri freaks out over it . keri tells rae her woes . kevin asks rex for help with entertaining his clients , including getting prostitutes . rex tricks lindsay into going out with one of these clients . ( yuck ) jenn has a nightmare about trying to fit in as a proper preacher 's wife . al sees the bag lady wearing marcie 's sweater & tracks down where marcie was dumped .
natalie : hey , miles . miles : hi . natalie : it 's pretty early , is n't it ? miles : yeah , for you , too . natalie : yeah , well , i 'm a nine - to - fiver now . i do n't have much of a choice . whew . listen , did you see mom this morning ? miles : no , i have n't been up to the main house . why ? natalie : she did n't come down for breakfast . i went and checked her room and either she made her bed already or she did n't sleep in it . miles : well , maybe she had an early meeting . natalie : yeah . oh , she was probably with todd . hey , you -- you went and spoke with todd last night , did n't you ? miles : yeah , i tried to . natalie : what do you mean ? miles : this is what i got for trying to do the right thing . [ scene_break ] blair : well , i think the headline is great . i just think the editorial 's a little heavy - handed . well , you said that lindsay deserved the award because she killed spencer . todd , i am so not disagreeing with you . i just do n't know if it should , you know , actually go into print , that 's all . no , listen , you went back to the office and you wrote that article right after you had the little incident with mil . and to me -- i don know -- it just sounded a little bloodthirsty . oh . well , i 'm worried about you , that 's all . well , i 'm sorry . just , what i think is the -- [ dorian hums ] blair : you know what ? i 'm going to have to let you go . will you call me if you hear anything on lindsay ? ok . what are you doing with that ? dorian : well , uh , it occurred to me that it might have gotten left behind during all of the commotion , so i sent clayton over there this morning to the palace to look for it and -- voila . blair : you went to all that trouble to get an award that 's not even yours ? dorian : well , i thought a responsible person should take charge of it until the committee chooses a more suitable recipient . blair : you stole it , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] officer : i was told to bring this prisoner up from holding . lindsay : tell john mcbain that this is n't going to work . i 'm not saying a word until my lawyer is present . woman : lieutenant mcbain did n't ask to see you . lindsay : then who did ? bo : i did . [ scene_break ] nora : you arrested lindsay without notifying my office . john : well , it 's nice to see you , too . i had to move fast . nora : i hope you had enough probable cause . john : how does this work for you ? [ scene_break ] antonio : ok , that should do it . now , who wants to be my personal assistant ? yeah ? ok , because , you know , it 's -- it 's a really important job and it comes with really good benefits , the main one being that you get to paint your toy box without getting fired . jamie : can i paint it whatever color i want ? antonio : absolutely . jamie : jessica bought that for me . [ scene_break ] nash : clint . clint : hi . you got a minute ? nash : yeah , sure , but jessica 's not here . clint : yeah , i know that . jessica called me and said that you were on your own , so i thought i 'd take you out to breakfast . nash : oh . uh , that 's -- that 's very kind . um -- look , i -- i do n't want to be rude , but i really have an extraordinarily busy day . clint : ah -- hmm . nash : what ? no , i -- i do . i -- i have a really -- i do n't want to be rude . clint : nash , are you having money trouble ? [ scene_break ] nora : did you have a proper warrant to search lindsay 's apartment ? john : i did . nora : based on what evidence ? john : well , for starters , marty saybrooke saw lindsay coming out of blair 's hospital room wearing a bloody dress . nora : do you have a report from the crime lab yet ? john : not yet , but the blood on the dress will be truman 's . nora : could 've been planted . john : it was n't . nora : all right , so let me get this straight . lindsay murders a man she does n't even know and then keeps evidence that implicates her -- why ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : there 's nothing for us to talk about , bo . bo : you do n't think so ? lindsay : i mean , that i wo n't talk about my case with you until i have a lawyer here . bo : all right . you 've requested to have a lawyer present in front of witnesses . so anything you say to me now would be inadmissible . i really would like to talk to you . oh -- would you like to sit down ? do you want -- want anything ? coffee or -- lindsay : oh -- hmm . thank you , no , i 'm jumpy enough as it is . why are you being so nice to me ? are you and john playing good cop / bad cop ? bo : hmm . i 'm sorry that you would even think that i would do something like that . lindsay : i have to be on the defense -- even with you . bo : i 'll tell you my problem . i do n't believe that you really did this . see , i ca n't figure out what reason that you could possibly have to want to see spencer truman dead . [ scene_break ] antonio : you know what ? sometimes , it 's -- it 's ok to make a change , and -- and i think that jessica would understand . so , why do n't you and i get started here , ok ? you can paint your toy box any color you want . you can paint it a bunch of different colors if you want . does that sound good ? [ knock on door ] antonio : why do n't you get started , and make sure that you get paint all over the floor ? i 'm kidding . talia : hi . i. hi , jamie . antonio : um -- come in , come in . come in . and thanks for bringing the stuff over . talia : are you working on your day off ? antonio : uh , no , no , no , no . i 'm -- maybe tonight , but right now , jamie and i , we are -- we 're going to do a little painting . i 'm going to do the trim and jamie 's going to be my trusty assistant . talia : are you -- are you going to paint a dinosaur ? ah ! [ talia laughs ] talia : well , that 's really cool . all right , well , ok . i will leave you two to your painting . jamie : want to help me paint my dinosaur ? [ scene_break ] [ clint sighs ] nash : got to be kidding me . a person ca n't even get a loan in this town without everyone knowing about it ? clint : answer my question . nash : no . no , i 'm -- i 'm not having money problems . i just -- i got to get some equipment and i do n't have any cash , all right ? clint : now , wait a minute . hey , i thought when antonio bought in , that you used the cash to fix up this place and then buy whatever you needed . nash : i did . clint : so what do you need the loan for ? nash : clint , please . look , i -- i know your father just passed away . you got to have a lot of stuff to worry about besides worrying about me , ok ? clint : are you going to tell me why you need money , or do i have to call jessica on you ? nash : you -- you 're not going to give up , are you ? clint : not a chance . nash : i need the money to buy out antonio . clint : i see , and that 's kind of an awkward situation . nash : yeah . yeah , but it 's more than that . antonio , he -- he wants out . he wants his cash now , and i get that , you know ? i do . but if i do n't get him the cash in the next couple of days , he is going to sell to the highest bidder . it could be a stranger , and i just -- i -- i ca n't handle that , you know ? clint : and yet , you 're having trouble getting a loan . nash : well i have to . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i 'm sorry i was acting suspicious before , but i know john has a lot of questions that he wants the answers to . bo : we both do . lindsay : i ca n't talk about this with you unless i have a lawyer present . bo : you remember when we were sitting in your gallery and you were talking about jen and you told me that you had something that you wanted to tell me ? is this it lindsay : you know i ca n't answer that question . i wish that i had had the guts to talk to you that night . huh -- would 've made things a whole lot easier . but all that does n't matter now anymore , does it ? john 's building a case against me , nora had to suck it up to introduce me as woman of the year . i 'll bet she 's just chomping at t to prosecute this case . bo : then , lindsay , help yourself , all right ? if you did this , there had to be extenuating circumstances . tell your attorney what those circumstances were , or tell me . lindsay : you ? bo : yeah , me . maybe there 's something that i could do to help . i 'd really like to do that , if you 'd let me try . [ scene_break ] john : lindsay 's not cooperating . nora : surprise , surprise . john : you 're still going to get a good case . nora : john , i 'm on your side here , ok ? marty 's a good friend of mine , and nobody knows better than i do what lindsay 's capable of . if she did this , i want to nail her . john : she did it . nora : ok . but let me just be her defense attorney for a second here . [ john groans ] nora : oh , no , no , no . ladies and gentlemen , the state has accused my client based on a statement by marty saybrooke , who 's already previously confessed to the murder that my client now stands accused of . and then , suddenly , marty saybrooke remembers seeing lindsay rappaport walking out of the murder room wearing blood on her dress and , lo and behold , the bloody dress is found by the police in lindsay 's closet . now , miss rappaport may not be a saint , but she is sane , and what sane person would hang on to evidence that connects them to a murder ? john : hey , you know , maybe she did n't know what to do with it , or maybe she was afraid someone would find it when she dumped it . did you ever think of that ? nora : john , lindsay 's lawyer called me . if we press charges against her , he 's going to file a motion to suppress marty saybrooke 's statement . john : on what grounds ? nora : the guard said he heard you telling marty that lindsay was the murderer , not the other way around . john : we really got to get some new guards around here . look , she already remembered seeing lindsay . nora : john , we lose that statement , we lose the dress and we got bubkes . [ john sighs ] nora : besides , marty 's not the most reliable witness here . john : you really think bubkes ? look , you know , marty 's testified in a lot of cases as an expert . nora by her own admission , her memories of that night are confused . and besides , the jury might think that she just got tired of sitting in jail and pulled lindsay 's name right out of a hat . john : do you know that lindsay went and saw truman a few days before he was murdered ? hey , maybe he had something on her , you know ? that was kind of his m.o . nora : ok , that 's speculation , john . john : yeah . nora : i mean , marty did n't claim that she actually saw lindsay stabbing truman , right ? john : right . nora : hmm . and rex was found next to the body when bo and antonio were at the murder scene . any chance rex saw lindsay ? john : he says not . nora : did marty see rex ? john : no . nora : huh . rex had blood all over his hands and he was holding the murder weapon . that 's more circumstantial evidence we have on him than we have on lindsay rappaport . john : balsom did n't do it ! lindsay did . nora : how do you know ? john : i got an eyewitness and a bloody dress that says so . nora : and we got a boatload of reasonable doubt . john , we need more . we go to trial right now , we do n't have a prayer of getting a conviction . [ scene_break ] dorian : i did not steal it ! well , i -- i was doing my civic duty . blair : oh , yeah , by making sure some busboy did n't pocket it ? mm - hmm . dorian : well , that 's exactly right , and -- and i 'll give it back to the -- i will give it back to the committee this afternoon . but they -- they are surely going to disqualify lindsay and , well , honey , i 've done an awful lot of things that i 'm proud of in the past year . blair : i knew it ! i knew you stole that ! dorian : i did -- it is not impossible that they would choose me . blair : oh , come on . you 'd be the committee 's third choice , and that would be behind an accused murderer . dorian : sometimes it takes people time to get it right . blair : oh , come on . do yourself a favor -- just get that back and forget about it . dorian : and why should i ? blair : well , let 's see -- nora ended up in a coma , evangeline is in a coma , and lindsay 's in a jail cell . i would n't touch that with 10-foot pole . dorian : ooh . maybe you 're right . maybe i should convince them to give it to viki for a second time . blair : oh , you 're awful . [ dorian chuckles ] blair : you 're giving me a headache . i 've got too much to think about anyway right now . dorian : well , it 's something about todd . i heard you talking to him when i came in . you sounded worried . blair : i am . dorian : what 's he done now ? blair : miles laurence told todd last night that his baby was alive and well , right here in llanview . dorian : good heavens . blair : yeah . miles just ca n't help himself -- he has to torture todd . dorian : and i 'm sure todd had a very reasonable response . blair : oh , you bet he did -- he beat the crap out of him , and he told him if he mentioned todd 's son one more time to him , that he would kill him with his bare hands . and you know what ? he meant it . [ scene_break ] miles : todd went insane . i thought he was going to kill me . natalie : so i guess you did n't get a chance to tell him about the key ? miles : nope . natalie : man , the one time todd needs to listen and he does n't ? miles : yeah , well , spencer put him through hell and then i sent him off on a wild - goose chase that could 've gotten him killed ? he used to ask me over and over and over , `` you got any more information about my son ? `` and i 'd always say no . i 'm an idiot to think that he 'd want to listen to me now . natalie : yeah , somebody has got to get through to him . miles : when he went off on me , my first thought was , `` he 's a crazy person . he does n't need to be around a little kid . `` i always had that feeling about him -- that 's why i held out . natalie : yeah , todd does have anger management issues , but i swear , he 's never like that with his kids . miles : you know , after we talked , i went to the bus station and i opened that locker . i have information about todd 's son -- real , concrete information . i just do n't know how to get it to todd without him killing me . [ scene_break ] antonio : honey , you know , painting might -- might be fun for you and me , but -- but , you know , for other people , it -- it might not be so much fun . talia : oh , well , you already did the part i hate , which is the taping . i actually like to paint . antonio : well , then why were you hesitating ? talia : i -- i did n't -- i did n't want to horn in on your time with jamie . antonio : oh , well -- well , if -- if jamie thought that , then she would n't have asked you to stay . talia : well , what about you ? what do you think ? antonio : well , i think you 're dressed way too nicely to do something messy like painting , but you know what ? i -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to push . jamie and i can -- we can , you know , do this ourselves . talia : ok . you 're not pushing , and i 'd love to help . so , do you have another t - shirt laying around for me ? antonio : as a matter of fact , i do . talia : so go get it and let 's paint . antonio : ok . talia : ok . ok , i 'm not `` so `` good with dinosaurs . is this going to be a stegosaurus or , like , a tyrannosaurus with the little – jamie : are you going to be my daddy 's new girlfriend ? [ scene_break ] clint : how much cash have you got ? nash : none . clint : none ? nash : none . i -- i had some , then i came up with this crazy scheme of how to double it overnight and lost it all . clint : in atlantic city ? nash : foxy roxy 's . i managed to lose my entire savings right here in llanview . clint : i 'm sorry , son . nash : hey , thanks for not telling me how stupid it was . clint : no need . nash : i take that back . you know , it 's -- it 's actually even worse . antonio does n't just have a share in this vineyard . he -- he has the controlling share . so if he sells it out to a stranger , a stranger will not only have a controlling share of my vineyard , he 'll also control my life , my future , jessica 's future , and your beautiful baby granddaughter 's future . look , clint , i got myself into this , i 'll get myself out . clint : how ? nash : i do n't know . i could -- i was thinking i could -- i could -- i could sell futures in next year 's crop . uh -- i could sell some of the -- some of the land that i have n't planted yet , i do n't know . clint : there is a much easier solution , you know . nash : no -- huh . i am -- i am not taking jessica 's money . clint : fine , fine . take it from me . [ scene_break ] dorian : do you suppose that miles is actually telling the truth ? that he does know something about todd 's baby ? blair : todd has asked miles a million times . he always says no . dorian : yes , but -- oh -- why would miles intentionally create more trouble for himself ? blair : i do n't know -- maybe he 's like spencer . maybe he ca n't help but try to make todd crazy . dorian : or maybe he realizes how much todd really does want that baby to be alive . blair : uh - uh . dorian : blair , you know that that 's true . blair : todd wants this over and so do i , and i want my children to have a father that 's not tormented all the time . [ dorian sighs ] dorian : yes , but todd keeps trying to convince everybody that that baby is dead . but that 's not what he wants at all . blair : you know what ? i do n't even know if i could even suggest to todd that miles might be telling the truth . dorian : why not ? blair : because , dorian , if i did that , and todd actually listens to him , and miles is lying , which he could possibly be doing -- then todd would do exactly what he said he was going to do last night . he would kill miles . [ scene_break ] natalie : todd 's not going to change his mind about you . miles : hmm . i figured that out last night . natalie : what if somebody else told todd what you want him to know ? miles : i ca n't put you in the middle of this . natalie : what if you told blair ? miles : blair hates me as much as todd does . she was there last night when i was trying to talk to him , and the only reason she stopped him from killing me is because she does n't want to see todd go back to prison again . natalie : i know . blair 's definitely between a rock and a hard place . i mean , todd 's the father of her kids . she 's got to back him up . but blair 's not as hotheaded as todd is , so if you could just get her to believe you , she could convince todd . [ scene_break ] john : now that i know what i 'm looking for , we can make a solid case together . nora : what we need is a motive , john . john 's voice : help yourself out . make this right . lindsay : i am making this right . i 'm protecting your brother , his wife , and their beautiful child . john : i think she wanted to keep him quiet about something . nora : well , it would be really helpful to know what that something was . do we think it was premeditated ? john : she did n't bring anything . i think it 's reasonable to assume she grabbed the scissors because they were handy , they were convenient . nora : the murder was in blair 's hospital room -- what was lindsay dog there ? blair and lindsay are n't friends . john : maybe she was already at the hospital , she saw truman . nora : and so she went in and saw what he was up to and then what -- she killed him to protect blair ? she killed him to protect herself ? john : she kills him because she sees a solution to her problem . nora : well , we got to find out what that problem is or we do n't have a case . [ scene_break ] lindsay : you ca n't help me , bo . bo : why not ? lindsay : because john said that this is absolutely going to trial and the jury is going to see me as a woman who killed the father of her children . bo : all right , look , a lot of times , prior acts are n't admissible . and even if a judge does allow it , it -- it was an accident . lindsay : yeah . i accidentally killed the person other than the person i was trying to kill . bo : no , no , no -- lindsay . lindsay : it 's not a stretch to believe that i could 've done this . bo : are you saying that you did ? [ scene_break ] antonio : jamie -- um -- she -- talia ca n't be my girlfriend . she -- she works with papa , and we 're friends , but -- but she already has a boyfriend . and , you know , i -- i mean , i do n't know the guy . i 'm sure he 's a really nice guy . and so maybe one day , you can invite him over . cook him a meal . or something . uh -- sorry about that . talia : do n't be sorry . i think it 's sweet . antonio : good with a brush ? talia : i 'm awesome . wait till you see my backhand . antonio : great . well , let 's get started . [ scene_break ] nash : clint , taking money from you is just like taking it from jessica . please . come on . clint : nash , i 'm not giving it to you . it 's a loan . i 'm going to charge you interest . nash : yeah ? clint : yeah . now , how much do you need ? nash : that much . clint : uh - huh . well , at least it 's cheaper than buying a new liver . nash : what 's that ? clint : nothing . nash : should n't we be drawing up a contract and getting it notarized , and all that ? clint : are you going to pay me back ? nash : yeah , you have my word . clint : that 's good enough for me . and if you do n't pay me back , i 'm sending natalie to find you . nash : ooh , no , not that . anything but the crazy redhead . kidding . look , i -- i do have a condition . do n't tell jessica . clint : about what ? [ scene_break ] john : well , we do n't know motive because lindsay wo n't give me a statement , and she 's also lawyered up . nora : well , she 's been through this before . john : yeah , at no time did she state she was innocent , either . she did this , nora . nora : if she 's not talking , you 're going to have to do all the heavy lifting to put this case together . john : yeah , i know . nora : find me a motive . [ phone rings ] john : yeah ? good . bring it to me right away , ok ? results are in on the dress . [ scene_break ] lindsay : i 'm not confessing to anything . i was talking about my chances of beating this . bo : ok , ok . now , i 'm speaking hypothetically . your best chance to beat something like this , other than to prove that you are innocent , is to claim self - defense . the second - best way is to do what vickers and marty saybrooke did . they both claimed that they killed truman to stop him from possibly killing blair . lindsay but that would be admitting my guilt . bo : well , john is convinced that you did it , and he does n't make accusations like that without a good reason . lindsay : has he shared any of that reasoning with you ? bo : no , not yet . but i 'm sure that he 's spoken to the district attorney 's office . lindsay : right . bo : and i want you to think about something else . non - cooperation -- that can be interpreted as a sign of guilt . lindsay : my breathing is a sign of guilt to nora . bo : no , no , i 'm not going to let this get personal . i wo n't let it . lindsay : well , i really appreciate that more than you 'll ever know . thank you . but i ca n't confide in you , bo . on second thought , wait . there is something i want to tell you . [ scene_break ] dorian : well , i do n't believe this . blair : you must have a death wish . ( music plays throughout ) natalie : we need to talk to you , blair . [ dorian slams door ] blair : well , too bad . get out . dorian : oh . miles : what 's this ? natalie : oh , lindsay rappaport was arrested for killing spencer truman . you did n't know about that ? blair : or you know what ? why do n't you discuss this someplace else ? you can take the paper with you . i wo n't charge you . go . miles : so marty 's being released ? dorian : yes . apparently , they do n't charge two people for the same crime . miles : why would this woman kill spencer ? blair : oh , gee , miles , i do n't know . maybe you can ask her when you 're right next to her in the next jail cell . natalie : ok , ok , stop . we do n't need to get sidetracked here . we came here to do something . blair -- we need to talk to blair privately . dorian : i 'm not going anywhere . blair : you know , dorian , it 's fine . maybe if i listen to their garbage , they 'll leave , and then leave todd alone . dorian : ok , then . i wo n't be far away , and if i hear any trouble , i 'll be calling security . blair : did you not learn anything from , like , last night ? miles : yes , i did . that 's why i 'm here , instead of at todd 's . natalie : i wanted to bring miles here . he has information for todd . blair : huh . is this more bull about his son being here in llanview ? miles : it 's not bull . blair : if you 're trying to get to todd through me , you two are dreaming . [ scene_break ] nora : you know , there was a long list of people who wanted truman dead , and lindsay was not anywhere on it . john : yeah . but she did visit truman at the hospital before he was killed . just no one bothered to question her . nora : why , because nobody knew that she was there that night ? john : the guard , prescott -- he confirmed that she was there . nora : ok . john : marty remembers seeing her come out of blair 's room wearing the bloody dress . then we went to her house and we got that same bloody dress . where is that lab report ? woman : lieutenant , this is from the lab . john : thanks . hmm . hmm , the pieces just keep falling into place . [ scene_break ] bo : well , what is it ? what did you want to say ? lindsay : you 've been so fair and understanding with me since jen died . and no matter what happens now , i want you to know that i 'm never going to forget that . bo : i saw you trying to be a different kind of woman , and i admire that . and i meant it when i said that you deserved to be woman of the year . lindsay : woman of the year ? what a difference a day makes . bo : you know , i heard that you stopped by the house after pa passed away , and nora threw you out . lindsay : yeah , do n't worry about it . i 'm used to that . bo : what was it that you wanted to say ? lindsay : i know asa was n't a perfect person . bo : no . far from it . lindsay : and i know that you loved him very much and that you must miss him a lot . and i wanted to know if there was anything that i could do for you . but that 's going to be kind of hard to make good on from jail . bo : oh , lindsay -- lindsay : no , let me finish . bo : ok . lindsay : we 've both been through so much . and we 've finally gotten to a good place . and that just makes me feel so good . and this mess -- this mess that i 'm in now -- i can take care of myself . you do n't owe me anything . bo : i know that . but ca n't i just be your friend ? is n't there anything i can do ? lindsay : i could use another pillow on the bed in my holding cell . bo : done . [ scene_break ] antonio : ah -- how 's it going over there ? talia : fine . i 'm just trying to get it as even as possible . . antonio : ok . oh ! talia : sorry . antonio : sorry ? talia : sorry . antonio : you all right ? talia : yeah -- no , i 'm clumsy , but i 'm fine . [ knock on door ] antonio : what do you want ? nash : i 'm here to talk to you . antonio : well , you know what ? i think you 've said enough already . nash : well , you know what ? i want you out of my life as much as you want me out of yours , so let 's end this now . [ scene_break ] nora : ok , so you were right . the blood on lindsay 's dress definitely belonged to truman . so , unless someone else was wearing her clothes , she was in the room when truman was murdered . john : well , it 's also not a passive transfer , like the blood on balsom 's clothes . splattered pattern indicates that she was close . nora : wish we had her fingerprints on the scissors . john : working on it . nora : you know , lindsay 's a smart cookie . why did she keep this dress ? john : hey , look , it 's not an open - and - shut case , i realize that , but it 's a damn good start . nora : a lot of people in this town know what 's been going on between lindsay and me . i do n't want to recuse myself , and i do n't , for one minute , want anybody thinking that i am framing her . something 's going on here . i want to know what it is . [ scene_break ] antonio : honey , why do n't -- why do n't you go show talia your book on dinosaurs ? talia : let 's go . i would love to see that . antonio : come in . as you can see , i 'm in the middle of something , so make it fast . nash : yes , sir . i got the money to b you out of the vineyard . antonio : you 're too late . nash : what are you talking about ? antonio : i already sold my share to somebody else . nash : what ? [ scene_break ] lindsay : well , i 'd better be going back to my cell . i ' my is morning . bo : yes -- lindsay -- lindsay , what i said before , i -- that 's a standing offer . lindsay : thank you for everything . bo : officer stokes , could you escort ms . rappaport back to her cell ? ofc . stokes : yes , sir . john : you got a minute , bo ? bo : sure . john : the lab just confirmed the blood on lindsay 's dress is truman 's . bo : ok . nora : i have n't determined the exact charges yet , but based on the evidence , we are going to proceed with this . bo : what about marty ? nora : i 'm dropping the charges against her . i 've already started the ball rolling . john : she 's agreed to testify against lindsay . bo : so , here we go again . [ scene_break ] natalie : miles admits that he was dishonest with todd before . blair : ok , natalie , let me ask you something . why are you doing this ? huh . why are you taking this little project on ? you have thing for lost causes ? natalie : i like to see life work out for people who make mistakes -- like miles and todd . blair : so where are you going to send todd this time , huh ? natalie : look , you and todd can do whatever you want with the information that miles will give you . all we 're asking is that you listen to us . if you decide not to , it 's fine . we 'll go . miles : and i wo n't bother you or todd anymore . blair : do you know what this information is ? miles : no , she does n't . natalie : all i know is that miles feels that todd 's son is alive . i do n't think it would hurt you a bit to listen to what he has to say . blair : you want me to hear miles out so i can decide whether i 'm going to tell todd or not ? natalie : yes . blair : do you have any idea what that puts on me ? miles : look , i -- i -- i did n't set him up . i mislead todd , but i never set him up . blair : oh , right , i know . you did n't even help him when he was unconscious in a body bag , did you ? miles : will you -- please , just listen to me ? if you do n't like what i have to say , you can call your aunt 's security and have me thrown out . blair : all right . well , why do n't you talk ? go ahead . natalie : ok . thanks , blair . and good luck , miles . blair : wait , wait , wait . you 're leaving me here with him ? natalie : oh , yeah . this is between you and todd and miles . [ door opens and closes ] blair : ok . you said that todd 's baby was here in llanview . could you be a little bit more specific ? miles : yes . he 's with michael and marcie mcbain . blair : what ? miles : the boy they call tommy -- he 's really todd 's son . [ next_on ] nash : sell my vineyard to me . antonio : i ca n't do that . todd : and lindsay rappaport strikes again -- why ? michael : i got to know . i got to know if i 'm about to lose my son or not . miles : it 's up to you to convince todd . blair : i know .
natalie and miles arrives on dorian 's doorstop to talk to blair . natalie encourages blair to at least talk to miles . blair , reluctantly , agrees . talia comes to visit antonio and finds them painting the living room . both jamie and antonio encourage her to help . when antonio is out of the room , jamie asks talia if she is going to be her daddy 's new girlfriend . talia is really surprised , but antonio sets her straight . clint gives nash the money to buy the vineyard from antonio . when nash arrives at antonio 's , nash finds out that antonio had already sold his share of the vineyard . lindsay has a heart to heart talk with bo , but still will not divulge any info that john and bo can use against her . john gets the info he needs to charge lindsay with murder . they take the info to bo . miles lets blair know that todd 's son is with michael and marcie and the boy 's name is tommy .
blair : huh , i thought you were going to work at the office today . dorian : i felt like working at home . i own the company , so i can do whatever i darn well want to . blair : well , i guess you can . here you go . well , i am going to head out myself later today . dorian : hot date with john mcbain ? blair : uh , no , i wish . but i have a hot date with court -- permanency hearing for this little guy . see whether todd gets his son back or not . dorian : heaven forbid . that man destroys everything he touches . [ scene_break ] todd : all right , lunch is served . hey -- something wrong ? marty : what if your niece tells john mcbain i 'm here ? [ scene_break ] bo : what 's my niece have to do with whatever manning 's up to ? john : have n't quite nailed it down yet . bo : but you think jessica knows something about the woman that manning supposedly has in his house ? john : she knows more than she 's saying , i know that . [ scene_break ] tess : oh , idiot , i told you to use the back door . [ scene_break ] bo : you really think that jessica faked a problem with her pregnancy to give manning time to stash this woman ? john : bo , i know it . [ scene_break ] todd : you do n't have to worry about jessica talking . marty : because ? todd : she understands that it 's in her best interest not to breathe a word about finding you here . [ scene_break ] tess : are you deaf or just really , really stupid ? i told you this was supposed – leo : you do n't have to be so -- tess : shh . back door , now . tina : is there something i can do for you , jessica ? [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm serious , jared . get on the phone right now . call my dad and tell him you are not going to colombia . jared : natalie -- natalie : no , listen , you call him -- you tell him that you understand that he 's desperate to get the company back , that we all are , but that screwing around with a young girl 's life in order to accomplish that , it 's just plain wrong . jared : i ca n't do that . natalie : why not ? jared : because your dad already booked my flight to bogotá . i leave today . natalie : you had that ticket all this time ? we 've been fighting since the diner ! jared : wait , whoa , whoa , whoa , we 're fighting ? natalie : and now you decide to tell me that you decided to go along with my dad 's dirty little plot ? oh , and you 're leaving today . well , that 's nice . jared : `` counting on you , banks -- c.b. `` kind of says it all , does n't it ? natalie : he 's using you because he knows that you feel guilty and you 're allowing him to do it . is that who you really are ? [ scene_break ] tina : is there a problem ? tess : [ as jessica ] no , um , uh -- no problem . this is an electrician that i hired to put lights above the stove so it 's easier to cook . you 'll love it . tina : i do n't cook . tess : well you should -- . jared : kowtowing ? tess : you could use a hobby . jared : who 's the one that says `` how high `` when jessica says `` jump `` ? natalie : oh -- you 're comparing me to helping my pregnant , widowed sister to you traipsing off to south america so you can screw up some young girl 's life ? jared : will you quit being so holier - than - thou ? leo : maybe i should go . tess : no , no , no , no , no , forget them . why do n't you start on that earlier project that we had going and then finish the new one later , okay ? leo : sure thing , i 'll get right on it . tess : okay , good , thank you . and why do n't we go see what the lovebirds are doing ? tina : you know , maybe we should leave them in peace . tess : you hear that ? too late for that . natalie : jared , there are plenty of other ways to help me that do n't include a plot to ruin a poor orphan girl 's new life . jared : dorian lord set this in motion . she is the reason nash is dead . natalie : no , honey , you started it and i helped you . and do n't forget , okay , we are partly responsible for nash going over that skylight and dying . tess : i know i remember that . [ scene_break ] john : jessica showed up here this morning to convince me there was no one in the house with manning . bo : sheesh , how does he do it ? i mean , you know , viki , blair , jessica -- he 's got them all going . john : i do n't think blair , not so much anymore . bo : well , yeah , that 's because manning went ballistic when he found out starr was pregnant . john : i know . bo : jess has n't had that wake - up call yet . she still feels sorry for the guy , so she forgives him . john : bo , i think her involvement is a little more active . bo : yeah , but to fake a problem with her pregnancy ? that 's just -- that 's not jess , you know , even to help manning . john : i do n't know . she lost her husband . maybe she 's not herself right now . bo : well , i do n't know everything that 's been going on . i know that she tore natalie apart at the funeral and then turned around and invited her and jared to move into viki 's place with her . that makes -- that makes no sense at all . but that 's the way grief works . you do n't know whether you 're coming or going . but you 're still you . i found that out the past few weeks . you know , you try to run away from yourself but you 're still who you are . but jessica doing something like this , i mean , no , she 's not a criminal . john : i 'll take your word for it . maybe manning 's manipulating her to get what he wants . bo : that could be it . you know , he lost blair , he lost his kids . so maybe he 's trying like hell to cling on to that one person who does n't see him as the devil incarnate . [ scene_break ] blair : you remember what a hard time i had when he first came to live with us ? dorian : sure . todd 's child with margaret cochran ? of course , you had a hard time . blair : yeah , show it to dorian . well , this morning , i went to wake him up and he was already awake . that 's right , he was sitting up in bed , playing with these toys . and he looks at me and his eyes just light up and he puts his hands out . i 've just so fallen in love with him . thank you . i hate to think that todd could take him . dorian : you really that 's going to happen ? blair : i do n't know , dorian , you know , it all depends on what the judge decides . it is todd 's biological son . i just -- i just feel like he 's mine . i do . dorian : that 's the same way i feel about langston . blair : yeah . you know what ? i have got to head out to the courthouse now . the babysitter , she 's running just a little bit late , i think . so , you mind ? dorian : sure . we 'll have some fun . blair : he loves -- no , look , bud , right here -- look . he loves his fire truck . dorian : honey , what happened to the toy stethoscope i bought him ? blair : he loves his trucks . you got those trucks . you be a really good boy , okay ? see you later , alligator . dorian : okay . blair : okay . [ scene_break ] todd : i talked to jessica and she understands the stakes . she knows that no one can find that you 're alive or certainly that you are here -- none of it . marty : she knows john mcbain ? todd : yeah . marty : you sure she wo n't say anything ? todd : no , she 's -- she 's your friend . she 'll keep quiet . marty : all right , well , she said she 's pretty anxious to get together . she said she knows a lot about me . todd : you ready for that ? marty : yeah , actually , i 'd love to . but right now i ca n't get past the fact that i just want to hide from john mcbain . todd : i 've scared you , have n't i ? marty : well , he did . barging in like that , demanding to search the place . i keep thinking about maybe he was working with the people that were -- that kidnapped me . todd : now do n't get caught up in `` what ifs . `` marty : i have to get stronger to be able to defend myself . i mean , what would i do without you ? i told jessica that . todd : you 've got nothing to worry about . if you need me , i 'll be here . [ scene_break ] dorian : now in the dump truck , i 've got a family and a family is made up of people that you choose to love . [ sam babbles ] dorian : yes . blair has chosen to love you , the same way that i chose to love langston , and now she is a cramer through and through . langston : i 'm not a cramer , dorian . i 'm still a wilde . [ scene_break ] blair : hello , yolanda , you 're early . yolanda : oh , we both are , which is good . you have just enough time to collect yourself and for us to go over the proceedings for today . blair : well , do you think that there is a chance that i 'm going to be able to keep sam or is it a done deal that todd 's going get his son back ? yolanda : this hearing is n't about you or todd . it 's about what 's in sam 's best interests and that 's what the judge will be trying to decide . blair : yeah . well , i know for a fact that right now it 's in no one 's best interest to be living with todd manning . [ scene_break ] todd : i mean it , you know , taking care of you is my first priority . marty : i guess what i do n't understand is , why ? todd : what do you mean ? marty : look at all you 're doing for me . i mean , you 're covering the cost of my medical bills . you 've given me janet , a bodyguard . you 've put me up in your place , i mean , all because we were friends in college ? todd : no , marty , you came into my life at a period when i had lost everyone that mattered to me . and -- well , i 've told you this before . you have to know how -- how much it 's meant to me to take care of you . marty : i guess i do . todd : you trust me , do n't you ? marty : i do , maybe more than i should . todd : okay . um , i have to go , actually , a meeting , but i should n't be long . if you need anything , of course -- marty : i know , janet 's down the hall . what kind of meeting ? todd : uh , it 's a custody hearing to try to get my son back from blair . marty : oh , good luck . todd : thanks . [ scene_break ] bo : i appreciate the heads - up about jess . i just hope manning 's not working her . john : me , too . i thought you should know this just in case . bo : in case what ? john : manning 's into something . when i find out what it is , he 's going down . bo : i 'll back you up all the way . john : if jessica 's helping him , she 's going down with him . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] i 'm sorry , i -- i did n't mean to eavesdrop . natalie : we did n't mean for you to hear that . tess : oh , um , i 'm still standing . natalie : i 'm sorry . i know how hard it is for you to hear about what happened to nash . tess : well , i ca n't get the look on his face out of my head . so hearing about it does n't really make it much worse . jared : does n't mean you have to hear us going like cats and dogs , so that wo n't happen again . tess : what was the argument about ? or am i being too nosy ? natalie : no , it 's just , um , dad wants to send jared on a business trip . tess : oh -- so he trusts you again ? natalie : no , it 's a test and i 'm against it . tess : well , you know , if you want my opinion , not -- i do n't know if it means anything to you guys . i -- i think jared should go . [ scene_break ] john : look , this woman that i 'm looking for -- this one that i think is at manning 's , all right ? she was at the scene when ramsey was murdered . but because we obtained the information in a way the judge did n't like -- bo : it was an illegal wiretap . john : she was present at the murder of a cop . bo : yeah , but this is a guy who had his hand -- i mean , his whole arm in the till right up to his chin . john : i know . i know . but he 's still a cop . and it 's still murder . and , hey , when we make this case , we want to make it right so we can expose this joker lowell while we 're at it , all right ? and we 're not going to be able to do that if we 're helping out accessories . i mean , we 're not going to be able to cover for anyone on this one . bo : including jessica . john : right . bo : when did she start feeling these pains ? john : yeah , look , i was suspicious from the beginning , bo . but we 're talking about a baby here , so i did n't want to guess and be wrong . i was a little surprised at jessica joking about something so serious . bo : hmm , me , too . john : she told me a story about going to her o.b . and getting checked out . bo : yeah , but that makes sense , does n't it ? john : i saw her car outside manning 's when i left . bo : okay . you know what , i 'll talk to her , okay ? if she does know something , i do n't think she 's going to lie to me . john : okay . hey , thanks , bo . bo : no problem . john : you know , it 's -- it 's good to have you back , man . the place was falling apart without you . bo : what , you were n't able to patch it up in the 2 1/2 minutes they gave you ? john : come on , i -- i 'm better on the streets . you know that . bo : well , watch your step out there . because lowell wo n't pull any punches if he thinks you 're still at it after that search did n't turn up anything . john : i 'll be careful . john : i hope i 'm wrong about this jessica thing . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] oh , oh , i really stuck my foot in it this time , did n't it ? natalie : no , you did n't . tess : it 's just -- i hate to see you guys fight because i know how much you love one another and it 's a waste of time . trust me , i know that now , and you guys want the same things , you know ? you both want to do right by the company and make it up to the family . am i right ? natalie : yeah . jared : pretty much . tess : if jared does this thing for dad , is it going to help the company ? jared : he thinks so . tess : so , since the company is kind of like the family 's lifeblood , if you do good by the company , you do -- you do good by the family . it would go a long way to help pay , you know , things back , to contribute to our future , our children 's future . natalie : okay , i want to get b.e . back just as much as anyone else in this family . what dad 's asking jared to do -- jared : might actually work -- natalie : `` might `` being the operative word . tess : okay , okay , time - out . natalie , i know you 're going to miss jared . natalie : it 's not about that . tess : okay . well , you both love each other and you both love the family . natalie : it 's not that simple , jessica . tess : well , what is , really ? tina : you know , i tried to copy all that mendorra stuff from my d.v.r . but i could n't do it . so you know what ? i think we should just all pile into my bed and watch tv . you guys are going to love it . oh , uh -- is everything okay here ? tess : yes , everything 's fine , aunt tina . tina : how nice . but you know that electrician you hired ? see , he 's -- he 's not in the kitchen . he 's in the basement with the door locked , again . do you know why ? [ scene_break ] dorian : langston , i would never try to change you . langston : i 'm sorry , that came out wrong . dorian : no , you are now and you always will be a wilde . langston : yeah , and a montez . dorian : excuse me ? langston : montez , that 's my mom 's side , my columbian family . dorian : yes , i know that . you come back from a fascinating background . it makes it even sadder that your parents are now gone . but , langston , i really want you to understand that i do n't just feel responsible for you . i love you . the same as if you were my own . langston : and i 'm so grateful . it just kind of trips me out sometimes . dorian : why ? langston : well , because in my family -- well , my colombian side anyways -- blood is everything . i mean , it 's all about who did what 50 , 100 years ago . that 's what makes you important . dorian : i 'm not going to knock the whole lineage thing , but i must say i admire a man or a woman who gets a fire in their belly and decides to change their life into whatever they want it to be instead of what was handed to them . i did that . blair did that . that little boy 's f - a - t - h - e - r ? hmm , not so much . langston : is that what you were trying to tell sam ? dorian : no , no , no , i will tell sam and anybody else that family is what you choose to make it . and , langston , i want you to know you have a family . you will never , ever be alone , even if your blood family is gone . langston : well , what if they 're not ? [ scene_break ] morgan : you 're a hair away from being late . todd : yeah , i know . do i look like i give a damn ? [ morgan sighs ] morgan : let 's go over the proceedings . todd : no , there 's nothing to go over . i want sam back . that 's it . and i want the restraining order lifted . blair 's kept me from my kids long enough . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica ] yes , i do know why he 's down there , tina . he 's rewiring the breaker box so he can put in the lights in the kitchen . tina : with the doors locked ? tess : yes , with the doors locked . it 's for safety . i do n't want bree falling down the stairs and we would n't want anything happening to your little puppy , would we ? natalie : guys , okay , you know jared and i were in the middle of something . kind of running out of time . tess : oh . sorry . we 'll head out . jared : i should run if i 'm going to make my flight . natalie : right now ? jared : yeah . natalie : oh , okay . so that 's it , then , huh ? jared : for me it is . natalie : nothing i said penetrated . you just do n't care . it does n't matter . jared : what you said matters to me because you matter to me , but i have to do this . tina : you know , maybe i should n't say this , but do you really want to do something that upsets natalie so much ? jared : no , i do n't want to . tess : but sometimes you have to man up and do what 's right . natalie : guys , this is not a four - way conversation . tina : right . i 'm -- i 'm sorry , shutting up . tess : sorry . jared : look , i know we do n't see eye to eye on this , but can you at least support me ? natalie : on something that i know is absolutely wrong , no . sorry , ca n't do that . jared : i have to go . tina : is there anything i can do ? natalie : i 'll talk to you guys later . tina : well , hmm , trouble in paradise . tess : you do n't know the half of it . tina : well , i do n't know , you -- you could fill me in . tess : no . [ scene_break ] dorian : oh , thank goodness , the sitter finally got here . okey - dokey , why do n't you tell me what 's going on ? langston : okay . well , my parents always told me that i did n't have any extended family because they were both only children and my grandparents were dead . dorian : yes , that 's what you told me , and then , of course , i had a background check done when i was petitioning to become your guardian . langston : right , i know , i know . but i heard from kind of a funky source that maybe there 's someone else out there . dorian : and who , pray tell , is this funky source ? langston : delphina , the psychic . any chance that she could be right about this ? [ scene_break ] john : what do you got there ? man : evidence from the ramsey murder investigation . john : oh , yeah , what are you doing with it ? man : mayor shut down the task force . john : no kidding . man : it 's going to storage . eddie 's supposed to sign for it . john : oh , what a shame , eddie 's not here . i 'll tell you what , i 'll -- i 'll sign for you . man : i do n't know . john : oh , it 's okay . i 'm john mcbain . i took over for ramsey when he was killed . i 'm sure this will be all right . right here ? man : yeah , that 's fine . john : thanks a lot . man : okay , thanks . [ scene_break ] judge : and how would you characterize the minor child 's present home life with his temporary guardian ? yolanda : the residence itself is what you would expect from a house belonging to dorian lord . sam wants for nothing in the material sense . but more importantly , this house has become a home to sam , and the bond between him and blair cramer is obvious . she loves him as if he were her own . todd : only he 's not . judge : mr. manning , do n't test me . continue . yolanda : your honor , after everything sam went through , i -- i was worried about him . but he is thriving in his current environment . he sleeps well , he smiles , he interacts , and developmentally , he is ahead of schedule . his family may not be a traditional one -- mother , father , siblings -- but it is a wonderful place for a child to grow up . and miss cramer has shown a level of attachment to sam that i am often hard pressed to see from blood relatives in similar circumstances . judge : so , you believe sam manning is safe , happy , and well taken care of ? yolanda : i know he is . todd : your honor , i fail to see how any of this matters , because blair cramer is just the temporary guardian . judge : it matters because i need to get a clear picture of how sam is currently doing before i reassess your fitness as a parent . i would think , as sam 's father , you 'd be interested in how he 's doing , too . [ scene_break ] dorian : delphina 's very good at what she does , but she is n't always right . langston : so you do n't think i could have a blood relative out there ? dorian : i think anything is possible . but , sweetheart , you 've got a family right here , and it means so much to me having you in my life . especially now that cassie and adriana are on their own . langston : i do n't know what i 'd do without you . dorian : you 're never going to have to find out . [ dorian laughs ] [ scene_break ] judge : can you substantiate the claims of child services that your client todd manning , father of the child in question , has yet to go to a single anger management class as directed by this court ? morgan : ahem . your honor , my client has yet to attend the class because he 's been involved in moving , running his newspaper , but he fully intends to go . judge : this court has no way of measuring your client 's intentions , mr. guthrie . what we assess are actions . he 's in this predicament because he attacked markko rivera , langston wilde , and cole thornhart , and they 're all minors . perhaps worst of all was his attack on his own daughter . todd : i never attacked my daughter . morgan : you 're absolutely correct , your honor . my client takes full responsibility for his actions and he will attend the class , i assure you . judge : am i also to take your assurance that mr. manning will attend the driver 's education class required after he neglected to put his 2-year - old son in a mandatory car seat , subsequently crashing the vehicle ? morgan : as i mentioned , he 's just moved . he will fit the classes into his schedule as soon as he can . judge : all right , all right , save it , mr. guthrie . now , speaking of mr. manning 's new living arrangements , he also refused a request from child services for a home visit . is that correct ? todd : yes . the house was not ready . judge : sir , you have also , on multiple occasions , violated the restraining order against you . i see no remorse , no attempt to correct your behavior . todd : listen , sam is my son . he belongs with me . judge : that child is in a safe and loving home with miss cramer . and that is where he will remain . in one year , if you complete the anger management course and the driver 's ed course and allow an inspection of your premises , thereby demonstrating a sincere desire to put the needs of the child first , then we will revisit this . just clean up your act , mr. manning . [ judge pounds gavel ] bailiff : all rise . todd : well , you 're fired . get out . blair : well , todd , i 'm sorry . todd : that 's nice , blair . thanks a lot . took my last kid away from me . does that make you feel all warm and tingly inside ? blair : what 's happened to you ? todd : you did . [ scene_break ] natalie : second thoughts ? jared : sure . does n't change things , though . i still got to go . natalie : i know you do . jared : look , i 'm not doing this to suck up to your old man . natalie : i never said that . jared : yeah , but you think it . [ jared sighs ] natalie : can we -- can we please just not fight ? okay , you 're leaving town for god only knows how long . you have no idea how much deep breathing i 'm going to have to do just to keep the thoughts away of armed rebels coming and kidnapping you . jared : what do i have to say to you to make this okay ? natalie : with this thing with my father ? nothing . that 's not why i came here , though . i came for this . natalie : after -- after nash , what happened to him , i promised myself that i would not let a day go by without telling you how much i love you . you 're a part of me now . jared : you 're a part of me . the best part . natalie : i do n't know if i 'll be able to take it if something happens to you . jared : natalie , i ca n't let this situation go on the way it has been , okay ? nash is dead and i did n't even have to go to jail , so i have to do something huge to make amends . natalie : okay , fine , i get that . but this is -- jared : you know , you were right today . dorian lord robbed your family of its financial legacy and she was able to do it because of me . and i still think she had something to do with my dad falling off the wagon that night and i 'm just not going to let her get away with that . natalie : but langston -- jared : is an innocent kid , and i do n't want her to pay the price . and neither does your dad . but he does n't see another way to have leverage right now , so if i can help him get back what he lost , it 'll trickle down through the family , especially to jessica and the kids and maybe i 'll be able to live with myself again . [ scene_break ] tess : [ as jessica [ you know , you really screwed things up today . leo : well , excuse me for showing up to work . tess : use the back entrance . i 'm not going to ask you again . leo : you know , sneaking around is n't exactly the way i do things . tess : oh , yeah , i 'm sure your reputation is spotless . that 's why you drool every time i hand you a big check . now , listen , i need things to go quicker , okay ? my aunt 's all over me , i have no idea when natalie 's getting back , so just get on it . leo : spying on your own family , nice way to show them you care . tess : oh , i 'm sorry -- are your checks not clearing ? that 's what i thought . so why do n't you shut the hell up and get back to work ? leo : rich bitch . tess : i heard that . [ tina gasps ] tina : not the safe . [ scene_break ] blair : you know , the judge was right . you do n't want to change . and that sucks for you . but it does n't for sam because he 's happy with us , todd , and he knows that he 's loved . todd : what else do you want from me , blair ? a pound of flesh , a vital organ ? blair : what , do you think i want this situation ? you think i want to raise three children on my own ? i do n't , todd , but you 're a danger to your own children and you do n't even see it . todd : come on , i love those children . blair : oh , that 's words . love is what you do . and until you get your act together , i think this is exactly what 's going to be for you . do you like being this out of touch ? do you know that your daughter 's having her first child birthing class tonight and she 's asked me to be there ? todd : how is she ? is she all right ? blair : she 's sad . she 's really sad . she 's sad about this pregnancy . she probably always will be because she 's not going to be able to keep this child . todd : well , why do n't you talk to her ? make her see the light about it . blair : she has seen the light , todd . she knows she 's 16 and completely unequipped to raise this child , and i ca n't help but think that none of this -- it would n't have happened if you had n't been so stubborn and everything had to be your way and to hell with everybody else . todd : okay . so , that 's it ? there 's nothing left ? blair : we 're all here . me , starr , jack , sam -- and i 'm taking care of everything because you ca n't . todd : you might be wrong about that . blair : why do n't you prove it ? and do n't come up with some little stupid scheme like you always do . get your act together , todd , and then maybe someday , someday , you 'll get to be a part of your children 's lives . todd : someday is today . [ scene_break ] jared : natalie , i love you . so , do n't you be getting any wise ideas while i 'm gone . natalie : like ? jared : like , i do n't know , maybe you should disappear ; give me a taste of my own medicine . natalie : i could use a vacation . jared : do n't you even -- natalie : i wo n't . i am in this with you all the way , for better , for worse . you try to leave me , and i 'm going with you . jared : there you go again . natalie : jared , i 'm serious . if you do something that is going to hurt langston or yourself , please just think it through . jared : you got it . [ scene_break ] tina : oops . tess : [ as jessica ] tina , is everything all right ? why do n't you want us going near the safe ? tina : oh , you know i -- i think you misunderstood me . i mean , i was thinking about what you said , and you 're right about safety . we should all be more careful . tess : right . right . tina : whew . i think she bought it . my jewels are safe . tess : [ as herself ] okay , i need that basement done as soon as possible . like , quick , really quick . leo : you keep coming up with new jobs . i can only be in one place at once . tess : well , i have to have excuses for why you 're here . leo : okay , well , the basement will be done on schedule . all that other crap , not my problem . how does that look ? tess : that 's still a little big . i mean , people are going to see that . bo : hey , jess . what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] john : `` ramsey security camera march 1 to june 3 , 2008 . `` hey , cerutti , do me a favor and take this down to the evidence room . ofc . cerutti : no problem . john : thanks . [ scene_break ] todd : hey . marty : hey . how 'd the hearing go ? todd : hmm . marty : oh . blair kept custody of sam ? todd : yeah . i can petition the court in a year , but no sooner . marty : i am so sorry . todd : yeah , me , too . however , there is a silver lining to this cloud . starr came through for me huge today . you wo n't believe it . it was totally unexpected . marty : she did ? todd : yes , she did . she has decided not to give up her baby when she gets it . marty : i thought her mind was made up . todd : it was made up . she changed it apparently . you know how fickle teenagers can be . marty : so , she 's going to raise the baby herself ? todd : no . marty : no ? wait -- so if she 's not giving the baby up for adoption , she 's not going to raise it herself , who -- who will ? todd : yours truly .
todd and blair have a custody hearing for sam . the judge rules in her favor without hardly an argument from either of their lawyers and believes todd is a menace to society . he is upset for a while . but when he returns to marty , he informs her that starr has agreed to let him raise her baby . tess is having the contractor do his `` remodeling `` in the basement but makes certain that nobody else has access and that it 's locked so nobody knows what is going on . tina asks what is going on . natalie and jared also find it odd . natalie goes with jared to the airport after clint has asked him to go to south america to find out some way to `` motivate `` dorian by using langston . but she tells him she is not going to accept him doing anything that could hurt a teenage girl . meanwhile , langston and dorian talk together and seem to have some sort of `` premonition `` about extended family that langston may have that she 's never heard about .
clint : i want to give kimberly the benefit of the doubt , but with her , nothing is ever simple . natalie : what do you think she wants ? clint : i do n't know . if she has an ulterior motive , for being here -- natalie : if ? clint : if she has an ulterior motive , i have no idea what it is . natalie : well , with kim , it could be anything . [ scene_break ] destiny : so you have fifth period lunch . dani : no . sixth . destiny : damn , but on my way to french , we can meet by the lockers unless you have to go to the science hall . are you taking bio ? hello ? dani ? dani : hmm ? what ? destiny : what is with you ? dani : nothing . no . i 'm not taking bio . destiny : obviously , bio was not on your mind . what are you thinking about ? dani : my two dads . [ scene_break ] blair : what you got there ? jack : oh , mom , it 's nothing . mom ! blair : what is this ? [ scene_break ] victor : if you wo n't give up , i wo n't give up , either . téa : this man is your brother . do n't forget that . you really want to go to war with him ? victor : bring it on . téa : ach , this is not the time to overreact , ok ? victor : he 'd like to take my company . he 'd like my life , téa . téa : which , technically , were both his before irene took them away . [ scene_break ] john : have a seat . do n't get too comfortable . feds are on their way . irene : sounds scary . what 's a helpless woman like me to do ? john : you ai n't helpless , lady . irene : terrifying , your powers of observation . if you do n't mind , lieutenant , i 'll take my phone call now . it 's time for me to arrange my release . [ scene_break ] victor : this is your idea of help , telling me things i already know ? téa : look . he has no money or assets . todd ca n't take anything from you . he does n't even have a legally recognized identity . victor : you think that 'll stop him ? if he ca n't use the law to steal what he wants from me , he 'll find some other way . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , uncle todd . todd : hey , niece jessica . jessica : what are you up to ? no good , i 'm sure . [ scene_break ] kim : so how 's my girl doing today . i know her condition has n't changed . her condition never changes . listen , ratched . i 'll be back before you know it , so you better not be skimping on the tlc . what ? yeah . i saw the bill . how can you miss it with all those zeros ? but do n't worry . i 'll take care of it . i told you , i 'll take care of it . ugh . hey ! watch where you 're going . shaun : excuse me . you bumped into -- kimberly andrews ? what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] dani : so then starr and i got into this huge fight . destiny : about your dads . dani : yeah , but it 's all good now . we worked everything out . destiny : but ? dani : starr thought i was being loyal to victor over todd . destiny : well , does n't that make sense ? i mean , you 've known him longer . dani : yeah , and this new guy , i barely even know him . destiny : so you 'll get to know him . dani : yeah , except where does that leave victor ? destiny : you 're worried . dani : neither of them know where they stand right now , and then starr said this thing . never mind . destiny : no . tell me . what is it ? what 'd she say ? dani : she said that they can get dangerous when they feel cornered . [ scene_break ] john : i got to admit , i 'm disappointed . irene : pray tell , in what ? john : well , baker made you sound like a proper villain , and yet here you are asking for your phone call like a common crook . who you gon na call , irene ? your goofy , little organization has been shut down . i do n't know if there 's anyone left to help you . irene : my phone call , please . [ scene_break ] victor : this guy is not gon na take me down . i 'm gon na take him down first , and you can get the ball rolling with a restraining order . i do n't want him anywhere near here or my family . téa : ok . ok . timeout . before you ask me to spark a war that will , no doubt , spiral out of control , why not do something truly unexpected ? victor : yeah . throw him down a mineshaft ? téa : no . no . i was thinking more along the lines of getting to know him . victor : ha ! are you serious ? téa : you two are brothers . you have more in common than either of you are willing to admit . victor : no . we have the same dna . that 's all i need to know . he 's gon na do exactly what i would do . that 's how our mommy made us . [ cell phone rings ] victor : excuse me a second . [ ring ] victor : this is todd . irene : hello , junior . it 's your mother . [ scene_break ] blair : so what is this , jack ? jack : none of your business . blair : ok . well , it might not be any of my business , but since i already saw it , why do n't we talk about it ? jack : it 's not a big deal , ok ? blair : well , then fessing up wo n't be a big deal , either . why do n't you tell me about this gigi morasco scholarship fund and why you 're carrying around a letter asking for donations for it ? [ scene_break ] jessica : so how are you adjusting to life at llanfair ? todd : it could be worse . you 're here , and viki keeps the fridge fully stocked , and ... i could do without the wheelie dude in there giving me the evil eye every 3 seconds , but -- jessica : be nice . come on . todd : tell that to him . you know what ? he 's the one under house arrest , so maybe i should -- jessica : my father is a pussycat . todd : yeah . i 'd really like to go get some air . jessica : well , come on . we 've barely had a chance to talk . do n't worry . i 'll protect you . [ scene_break ] victor : what do you want ? irene : to see my boy . i need help . victor : ask the other one . irene : i 'm waiting for you at the police station , victor . victor : do n't hold your breath . better yet , do . irene : i 'll expect you in 10 minutes . do n't be late . victor : i 'm not coming . irene : yes , you are because after you help me , i will help you . victor : what would i want from you ? irene : just trust me . i know what 's good for you , victor . i 'm your mother . téa : irene ? victor : yeah . she wants to see me . téa : like that 's gon na happen . you 're not gon na go over there , are you ? [ scene_break ] todd : you know , i 'd love to stay here and shoot the breeze with you , but -- jessica : well , stay and shoot the breeze . todd : jess , there 's someplace i got to be . jessica : what , now ? todd : yep , yep . you do n't have to wait up . [ scene_break ] natalie : i do n't know what kim 's agenda is , dad , but you 're on it . clearly , she wants another shot at you . clint : would that be so awful ? natalie : i thought you hated gold diggers , or have you and rex kissed and made up ? clint : well , thanks to rex , there 's no longer any gold to dig . natalie : you know , dad , that 's what makes kim 's sudden appearance here even more suspicious , but you know what ? luckily , you ca n't go out and play , because you 're under house arrest and recovering from a heart transplant . clint : means i have a lot of time on my hands . natalie : to focus on recovery . why do n't we leave romance in the future , like far , far in the future ? clint : kim is a friend , and she 's not going anywhere . natalie : fine . then maybe i should leave , because there is no way i 'm sticking around if i have to deal with that bitch on a daily basis . jessica : finally . this bitch thinks that it 's about time . you can pack your knives and leave , and we 'll all be better off for it . [ scene_break ] jack : it 's not a big deal , ok , just something i thought about doing . blair : establishing a scholarship in gigi 's name ? that was your idea ? jack : i heard that gigi was in college when she , you know , so i figured i 'd do something to honor her in her name , and ... it 'll also get dad a tax break . i talked to some people at the `` sun `` who said they handle charity stuff , and they said they 'd help me set it up . blair : ok . well , you know , you could 've named it after anyone . why 'd you pick gigi ? jack : i just told you . blair : i know that you did , but actually , i think there 's more to it than that , right ? you know , we 've been avoiding talking about what you did , but maybe now is -- come on . come on . maybe now is the time that we do it . jack : what is there to talk about ? blair : maybe how you feel . i know you put up this tough front , like some people we know , but i know deep down , you have a very big heart , jack , a heart that makes you look after your little brother and take care of your sisters , a heart that feels bad when you do something , do something really bad . i know that you feel awful about what happened to gigi . i know that you do , and i know that you feel that you probably ca n't talk to anybody about it , right ? hmm ? sweetie , you can talk to me about anything . i promise you , i 'll always listen to you . so come on . tell me what 's going on here . [ scene_break ] kim : hey , i can go wherever i want . it 's a free country , is n't it ? shaun : last time i checked . kim : then leave me the hell alone . i 'm already having a bad night . shaun : yeah ? what happened ? kim : none of your business , you big oaf . shaun : nice . just as charming as your friend stacy morasco . kim : oh , you got something to say about stacy ? shaun : just that she bumped into me , too , and did n't say that she was sorry , either . kim : she was pregnant . it 's not like she did it on purpose . shaun : so that means that she can forget her manners , not that she had any to begin with . kim : just shut up , ok ? stacy morasco is the best person i know . shaun : do n't you mean `` was `` ? [ scene_break ] destiny : you love victor , right ? dani : definitely . destiny : and you want to get to know todd . dani : yeah . i do . destiny : so ? it seems to me like you know where you stand , and besides , it 's not like you 're in this alone . your whole family is in the same boat . dani : yeah , the titanic . destiny : oh , come on . is it that bad ? dani : it 's just weird . destiny : that 's an understatement . dani : it 's got to be the weirdest for my mom . when she married victor , she was promising that she would spend her whole life with a totally different guy . destiny : but she 's cool with that , right ? dani : yeah . she still loves him , but i do n't know if victor believes that . i told you , when he found out the truth , he pretended like he was really todd . destiny : but he just panicked , right ? dani : yeah , but what if he 's still scared ? destiny : of what ? dani : that he 's gon na lose us because he 's not todd . [ scene_break ] téa : [ gasps ] todd ? bo told you to stay away from here . todd : where 's victor ? téa : he 's gone . todd : where 'd he go ? téa : irene . he went to speak to irene . [ scene_break ] john : what are you doing here ? what do you want ? irene : a good son respects his mother 's wishes , and you always were my favorite . tag , you 're it ! [ scene_break ] jessica : natalie , you keep on threatening to leave , but you just do n't go . so if i 'm so difficult to live with , why do n't you go somewhere else ? natalie : it 's interesting that when i say , `` bitch , `` you automatically assume i 'm talking about you . jessica : oh , you were n't ? natalie : not this time ... clint : natalie -- natalie : but you know what ? not everything is about you , jess . jessica : so if you were n't talking about me , then -- natalie : kim andrews , but you know what ? if it 's too hard for you to live in this house knowing that i 'm not spending every waking moment trying to figure out how to hurt you ... clint : natalie -- natalie : then by all means , you can move out yourself . clint : all right . stop . you are making your father the heart patient very angry . jessica : i 'm sorry , dad . what is she talking about ? clint : kimberly paid us a visit . natalie : to lay the groundwork to make another play for dad , but i gave her the heave - ho . jessica : where do you get off doing that ? [ scene_break ] rex : shane , look . just please talk to me . shane : you want to talk ? fine . tell me why you had to dig mom up and how that makes the mannings pay for what they did to her . when are they ever gon na have to pay , dad , ever ? [ scene_break ] blair : so you can trust me . you can talk to me . jack : that 's not what dad says . blair : so do you believe everything that your dad says after everything we learned ? jack : that was not his fault . blair : i know that , but he lied to us . jack : that 's always what it comes back to with you , is n't it -- dad is a liar , and everything is his fault . well , dad might have done some bad things , but scarface is no saint , either . blair : ok . you have n't had a chance to get to know him . jack : yeah . i have . blair : what do you mean , you have ? jack : i mean , i saw him stealing from our safe . blair : well , what did he take ? [ scene_break ] irene : detective ... john : mm . irene : are prisoners not allowed visitors ? john : yeah , during visiting hours . victor : just gon na talk to her for a second , man . when i 'm done with her , i 'm never coming back . just gon na talk to her . what am i gon na do ? john : you got 10 minutes . victor : well ? irene : you are gon na get me out of here . [ scene_break ] blair : what did todd take from the safe ? jack : i do n't know . i really could n't tell . blair : well , when was it ? jack : last night after you went to bed . blair 's voice : are you crazy ? todd 's voice : you offered it to me . blair 's voice : i know what i offered , but i 'm not gon na let you go shoot victor , and if you want to go throw away your life , you go do it , but i 'm not gon na help you , good lord , and i 'm certainly not gon na be around to pick up the pieces . blair : no . he could n't have . jack : mom , what 's wrong ? blair : oh , it 's gone . jack : what is ? [ scene_break ] todd : victor is with irene ? téa : yeah . she called him . todd : he 's in on it with her ? is that it ? he 's been in on it with her from day one ? téa : no . victor loathes her as much as you do . todd : well , what 's he doing with her ? téa : i do n't know . she called him . she said , you know -- todd : she said what ? téa : it 's not important . todd : what 's not important ? téa : i think she said she wanted to see him . todd : so he just scampered away to be at her heels . téa : oh , she 's got some sort of weird hold on him . todd : yeah . i 'll say . oh , he 's a good , little mutt . he 'll follow orders . téa : what orders ? todd : mommie dearest is gon na sic big , old victor on me . [ scene_break ] victor : i 'm gon na get you out of here ? nah . well , why do n't i have the charges dropped against you while i 'm at it ? irene : let 's start small . victor : bye , mom . irene : i ca n't help you from behind bars . victor : what makes you think i need your help ? irene : of course , you do , unless you want todd to raze your life to the ground and take everything you have left . if i know todd -- and i 've had 8 years to get into his head -- he 's not wasting any time . he 's already begun co - opting your family . he 's living with victoria , is n't he ? next , he 'll be ingratiating himself to the children , if he has n't already , and when he 's done with them , he 'll take blair ... and finally , téa . [ scene_break ] téa : you know , you two really are two peas in a pod . todd : no , no . do n't do that . you ca n't compare him to me . téa : together , you might really accomplish something , but instead , you both just revert to paranoia . todd : it 's not paranoia if it turns out that it 's true . some insane , crazy lady literally replaced me with my own twin and then tried to have me killed . i have a right to be vaguely paranoid . téa : well , if it makes you feel any better , she wanted to have victor killed , too . he is with her right now trying to break ties with her , which , i 'd imagine , is not an easy task . todd : why is it difficult ? you just do n't engage . i 'm never gon na share oxygen with that lunatic redhead ever again . téa : i know you probably think that that 's true , and i wish i did , too , but i do n't think she 's done with you . todd : yeah . well , i 'm done with her . téa : no , you 're not , not until you find out why she kept you alive and captive for 8 years . why did she do that ? what did she want from you ? [ scene_break ] jessica : just when i think you ca n't get anymore petty and selfish -- natalie : i was protecting our father . jessica : from what , natalie ? there 's nothing left to steal . natalie : you do n't like her , either . jessica : does n't matter whether i like her . dad does . that 's all that matters . why do you feel the need to meddle in everybody else 's relationships ? do you want to date kim ? is that the thing here ? clint : ah , this needs to stop right now . natalie : you forget how much kim hurt dad last year ? i mean , instead of sticking around and working out the problems like couples that love each other are supposed to do , she just walked out on him . jessica : well , now he know she must have had a reason . natalie : dad waited for her . he searched for her . kim had plenty of time to come to her senses . jessica : or come clean . natalie : maybe , but she did n't , and now she just waltzes back into his life and expects everything to go back to the way it was . clint : that 's not what happened , natalie , and you know it . natalie : too damn late , dad , ok ? kimberly has herself to blame , just like the rest of us . we all just need to move on . jessica : like you have with brody . natalie : like you have with ford . brody and i are family , and you can cry about it all you want , but nothing will change that . [ scene_break ] victor : i do n't want any more of your help . brody : what 's going on over there ? john : who cares ? where you been ? brody : shane needed to see me . john : how 's he doing ? brody : not good . he 's hell - bent on making jack and his father pay for what they did to gigi . john : i do n't blame him . brody : yeah . me , neither . maybe there 's a way we can make that happen . john : this guy -- victor , todd , whatever his name is -- he 's gon na pay for everything he did , but as far as gigi 's case goes , he 's covered his tracks . brody : so what do we do now ? john : next time he slips up , we 'll be there . brody : what if it 's not soon enough ? [ scene_break ] jessica : natalie , ford and i are not together . you want to know why ? because i have self - respect , a quality that you , the town tramp , are sorely missing . natalie : would you like to sorely be missing a few teeth ? clint : all right . stop it . you 're both acting like spoiled brats . grow up . natalie : you know what , dad ? you 're absolutely right . enough is enough . [ telephone rings ] jessica : oh , i 'll get it . [ ring ] jessica : hello ? blair : hey , jessica , it 's blair . is todd there ? jessica : no . actually , he just left . blair : really ? well , do you know where he went ? jessica : i 'm sorry . i do n't . he said he had some business to attend to . [ cell phone rings ] brody : what 's up ? clint : natalie , whatever you 're thinking of doing ... natalie : just a sec . clint : why do n't we just sit down and talk about it -- you , me , and jess ? jessica : oh , god , what 's going on now ? natalie : you know what ? look . brody , i hope this is ok with you , but i 'd like to call the real estate broker and snatch up that apartment that we saw the other day . brody : fine by me , but i thought you wanted to sleep on it . natalie : yeah . yeah , yeah . i did , but i thought about it , and you know what ? it 's gon na be a perfect place for us to raise our family , and you know what ? i 'm not gon na get any rest until i get the hell out of here . [ scene_break ] destiny : i have an idea . dani : you could switch fourth period french ? destiny : no . you should sleep over at my house tonight . you said you were worried about your mom and victor , right ? dani : yeah . destiny : so maybe they just need some time alone , and that way , you and i can figure out these class schedules ... dani : true . destiny : and your mom and victor can ... dani : ew ! des ! destiny : talk , just talk . dani : right . talk . i 'll go call . [ scene_break ] kim : `` is , `` `` was . `` what are you , the grammar police or something ? shaun : you know stacy -- kim : died last year . yeah . i know , but it 's not like i saw her , and they never even found the body . so i can always think of her as alive . that way , i can think of her still somewhere out there in the world , not stuck in the cold , hard ground . shaun : that makes sense . kim : do n't make fun of me . shaun : i 'm just saying , it 's sad when anyone dies young , no matter who it is . so you probably heard about stacy 's sister . kim : yeah . i did . shaun : you ok ? kim : yeah . i 'm fine . you 're right . it is sad when anyone young dies . no one deserves that . shaun : yeah . well , i got to go pick up my order . are you coming in ? [ thunder ] shaun : looks like it 's gon na rain . kim : yeah , in a minute . shaun : see you around . [ scene_break ] victor : if you think i would lift a finger to help you , you 're crazy . irene : then prepare to lose everything to your brother , because you will not be able to stop him without my assistance . victor : i 've dealt with bigger and better than him for 8 years now . irene : and why is that ? where do you think you got the tools to do so ? i made you the man you are today . victor : you made me into a freak . irene : oh , you think you 're a freak now ? you should 've seen what you were before , literally good for nothing -- physical , mental , and emotional runt . any success that you have enjoyed is because of me , but if you fail , you 're gon na fail all by yourself , because you abandoned your poor mother , the one who brought you into this world , who raised you and molded you . i did n't put all that time and effort into making you into something , only to have you disappoint me . i will still love you , victor , and i am the only one who will . irene : oh , victor , no . do n't . victor , do n't . do n't . stop ! john : hey , hey , get off . [ scene_break ] jack : can we just call the cops on him , sic them -- blair : listen . i appreciate that , but i will take care of this , all right ? we 'll have this conversation later . jack : whatever . blair : jack , jack , i know you 're going through a hard time , buddy , and we 'll sort through it all , ok ? [ scene_break ] todd : i have no idea what it was that irene manning wanted from me . she had her goons ask me the same questions over and over again . they thought i had something . they thought that i had something that they wanted . téa : what was it ? todd : i do n't know . i do n't have a clue . i did n't have a clue then . i have less of a clue now . téa : huh . do n't you want to find out ? todd : no . delgado , given the choice between spending my energy doing that and getting to know my granddaughter -- she 's beautiful ... téa : yeah . she is . todd : getting to know our daughter -- she 's beautiful , too -- téa : mm , and smart . todd : there 's no contest . if i could have a family again , why would i bother trying to figure out what my crazy mother wanted from me ? it 's just not important . [ scene_break ] brody : natalie , got to go . john : what is that ? what 's the matter with you ? what , you gon na let her manipulate you all over again ? just get out of here . victor : no . wait a minute . i owe you something , john . john : right . call us even . victor : no . we 're not even . we 're gon na be , though . [ scene_break ] natalie : i 'm gon na go upstairs and pack , and tomorrow there 'll be two less buchanans in this house . clint : natalie , please . natalie : feel free to give kim my room . [ scene_break ] john : so what , now you 're gon na try to get even with me ? [ cell phone rings ] victor : no , no . that 's not what i meant . john : yeah ? hold on . mcbain . thanks . well , whatever it is , it 's gon na have to wait . feds are here to pick up your ... mother . victor : that 's fine . she can burn in hell . irene : come visit me again soon , wo n't you , son ? next time , bring my grandchildren . i 'd love to get to know them . victor : yeah . that 's right . why do n't you say one more word about my kids ? irene : oh , very protective , are n't you ? john : all right . come on . irene : well , i can understand why . you have good reason to . the children are very vulnerable . [ scene_break ] blair : téa , i need you to call me back . something has happened . the gun that dorian kept in her safe is missing , and i ca n't be sure , but i think todd has it . [ scene_break ] victor : have a nice day . brody : saw you talking to john . victor : boy , you should be promoted to detective . brody : uh - huh . just want to make sure our little arrangement still stands . victor : what do you mean , the one where i do n't tell john that you 're raising his kid ? it 's funny you should mention that . i 'm starting to rethink my whole stance on that . brody : you ca n't do that . victor : you know what i ca n't do , lovett , is keep a man in the dark about the truth , even if it 's john . first chance i get . todd : you and blair still really good friends ? [ cell phone rings ] téa : oh . victor , what happened with irene ? victor : let 's talk about that later . téa : ok . i 'll see you at home , then ? victor : yeah . i 'm on my way . téa : ok . i have a few things to do before i go home , but i 'll see you very soon , all right ? look , todd . [ scene_break ] clint : is it asking too much to have my daughters to peacefully coexist ? jessica : yes . yes . it is . clint : she 's your sister . you can at least make the effort . jessica : oh , ok , like you do with uncle bo ? clint : i know that i 'm not one to talk ... jessica : thanks , dad . clint : which is precisely why i will . i do n't want my daughters to end up the way bo and i have . jessica : well , it 's too late . dad , this has been a long time coming , kind of like your reunion with kim , huh ? clint : there is no reunion . jessica : oh , come on . if natalie and i agree on one thing , it 's that she wants you back . why else would she be here , right ? clint : i wish i knew . [ scene_break ] kim : i just want to say i 'm sorry about before , especially the whole `` cuckoo 's nest `` thing . i 'm just under a lot of pressure , but i want you to know that the bills will be taken care of . everything will be taken care of . everything is gon na be just fine . [ scene_break ] destiny : hey , you ready ? mom and dad said they 'll meet us at buenos dias . dani : are you sure i 'm not intruding ? destiny : no way , and besides , it 's empanada night . shaun : you definitely do n't want to miss that . destiny : watch out . last time , shaun ate the whole platter . shaun : well , you do n't have to worry , little d. i 'm getting my grub to go tonight . i got to get home and pack . destiny : pack ? for what ? shaun : me and viv are heading out to costa rica . she 's been working a lot of hours , so i thought i would remind her what the beach looks like . destiny : you 're going on vacation , and i 'm stuck in llanview . shaun : let me make it up to you . i 'll give you a ride over to the buenos dias . destiny : gee , thanks , shaun . dani : yeah . thanks , shaun . shaun : dani , you ok ? dani : yeah . sure . i 'm fine . shaun : all right . let 's go . [ scene_break ] [ beeping ] rex : you 're really gone . can never get you back ... but i can get justice for you . [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] victor : téa ? jack : dad ! dad ! look out for that guy -- victor : whoa , whoa , whoa . god , you almost gave me a heart attack . what 's going on ? jack : that 's not funny , especially now . victor : what ? jack : he 's got a gun . [ scene_break ] brody : now tell me something , liam . how are your mom and dad supposed to pack for the big move tomorrow if you keep waking up and giving them grief , hmm ? all right . that 's right -- our own place . it 's gon na make us feel even more like a family . so we ca n't let anyone mess with it ... like victor lord jr . he 's a bad guy , liam . he 's threatening to go to john and tell him the truth , that i 'm not really your father . john is . [ scene_break ] jack : i 'm not kidding around . he 's got a gun . victor : slow down a bit , all right ? jack : we do n't have time to slow down . he wants you dead . victor : that could be anybody . a lot of people want me dead , jack . jack : but only one of them is planning on making it happen tonight . [ scene_break ] brody : yeah . that 's why i went over to victor 's office and asked him to keep quiet . i thought it would n't be a problem . he hates john mcbain . he does n't think he deserves to have a son , yeah , especially not a son like you . when i went over there , i kind of mess up . yeah . i lost my cool with victor . i threatened him . if you knew what that meant , you 'd be upset with me . i crossed the line , played the navy seal card , warned him i could make someone disappear if i had to . could n't believe the words were coming out of my mouth , but i did n't know what else to do . he was provoking me . it was like he was daring me to stop him . i ca n't let him tell john the truth , liam . i ca n't lose you . [ scene_break ] victor : who 's gunning for me ? jack : who else ? scarface . victor : how do you know that ? jack : i saw his stealing from the safe at aunt dorian 's . i thought it was money , but then i heard mom say it was a gun . victor : who was she talking to ? jack : who cares ? victor : just curious . jack : how can you be so calm about this ? the guy wants you gone . we both know he would n't think twice about pulling the trigger . victor : does he know that you know about the gun ? jack : no . when i saw him stealing , i thought it was money , like i said , but -- victor : now , did you confront him about this directly to his face ? jack : yeah . why would n't i ? i 'm not scared of him . he started going into all this stuff about how he thought he was my father and how i should get to know him . oh , i just told him to go to hell . victor : that 's my boy . jack : it 's true , dad . nothing has changed , not for me . you 're my father . this guy is nobody . victor : nobody who wants to kill me . jack : well , we 're not gon na give him that chance . we have to get you out of here , get you safe before he shows up with that gun . victor : i 'm not going anywhere . jack : dad , come on . i 'm not letting him take you away from me . victor : do n't worry . no one is gon na kill me .
when john releases irene from jail , she calls current todd to tell him that she can `` help `` him knowing he will depend on her for help as it 's only a matter of time before all the people in his life realize he 's an imposter and forget all about him while original todd reunites with them . and she knows she can motivate him to keep her out of jail . but current todd does not want to cooperate with her nor see her as his mother . brody is at the station observing todd 's animosity and reminds todd that they have a `` deal `` where it would not be in todd 's best interest to tell john that he and not brody is liam 's father knowing what brody knows about todd 's secrets . natalie and jessica both affirm that they do not care for nor respect each other and do n't want to reconcile although clint tells his two daughters he 'd like them to reconsider instead of behaving as he did with his brother , bo . kimberly is still on the prowl in llanview , with a `` motive `` to reconnect with clint . and she reveals to shaun when she sees him outside of buenos dias , that stacy may be alive .
john : i ca n't do this . na lie : why not ? john : there 's something i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] nash : what you thinking about ? tess : that right now being here with you is the happiest i 've ever been , and that i never want to go back to llanview . that part of my life is over . [ scene_break ] rex : hey . antonio : hey , can i get you something ? rex : yeah , just a beer . antonio : nelson , get me a beer ? rex : better make it two . antonio : i know the feeling . duke : hey . rex : maybe you should just bring the keg . duke : that was a nice hello . adriana : it could get a whole lot nicer . duke : is that what i think it is ? adriana : the bra you gave me to replace the one you blew up in argentina . duke : yeah , and what a sexy replacement it is . adriana : are you looking forward to our weekend at bayberry inn ? duke : i ca n't wait . adriana : let 's not . let 's go tonight . [ scene_break ] john : i have kept this from you too long , to protect you . that 's what i told myself , but i ca n't do it anymore . i -- i need to get it out in the open , and then maybe there 's a -- a chance for us . natalie : john , you 're scaring me . can you just tell me what it is ? john : it 's about cristian . [ scene_break ] kevin : todd ! todd : stay out of this ! kevin : just -- margaret ? oh , my god . [ scene_break ] duke : now , i could get used to this . adriana : me , too . remember how we kept coming up with reasons not to put this fabulous lingerie to good use ? duke : i vaguely remember something to that effect , yes . adriana : well , i think it 's time to stop making excuses . no more talking about spending the nit together . i want to be with you . i want you to make love to me . [ scene_break ] antonio : this one 's on the house . rex : yeah , love 's for idiots . not that adriana is n't hot . and i am edgy . chicks like edgy , right ? they like bad boys . ginger : we do . it 's what excites us . but they actually have to be bad . they ca n't just act like they are . rex : thanks for the tip . ginger : so , who are you jonesing for , rex ? who 's got you so twisted ? [ scene_break ] natalie : look , john , i -- i know all about cristian , and i know what you 're thinking . i want you to let it go . please . cristian : wow . i 'm cristian . i got a family , a wife . this changes everything . john : yeah , it does . and what does this do to natalie ? cristian : no , you can never tell natalie . john : you do n't understand . it 's not what you think . natalie : john , cristian was my world , and i 'll never forget about him . but i did n't survive that horrible pit by holding on to my memories of him . i was thinking of you , thinking that i could n't die without ever seeing you again . and i knew that you were looking for me , and if there was a way to save me , you would . and you did . why ca n't we just make this moment about us ? john : i want that , too , but -- natalie : but what ? john : you did n't let go of cris because you stopped loving him . you let go of him because you had to . but you did n't know everything . you do n't know the whole story . natalie : john , cristian 's dead , but we 're not . we are very much alive . we 're together . i mean , -- i do n't want to waste another second . john : that 's just it . he 's not . natalie : not what ? john : cris is n't dead . [ scene_break ] kevin : you 're pregnant ? margaret : yes . and you 're the godfather , kevin . maybe you can talk some sense into daddy here . he is n't being very fatherly to his son and heir . todd : bitch . kevin : oh , for god 's sake , todd ! todd : ah ! i 'm going to tear her head off , kevin . kevin : no , you 're not . just -- just hold on a second . explain what 's going on to me . what are you doing here , margaret ? what do you want ? margaret : oh , todd was very surprised that his little fish could still swim . he could n't contain himself . oh , the idea of little todd manning jr. growing inside of me -- todd : i 'm going to kill you , margaret . i 'm going to kill you and that little kid growing inside you . kevin : you 're not going to kill anyone . todd : watch me . kevin : no , no . she 's carrying your child , for crying out loud . [ scene_break ] antonio : look -- look -- it 's over . listen , you 're the p.i . , ok ? she 's got to be -- she 's got to be someplace , damn it . i would be out there searching myself if i did n't have a situation here . my daughter , i told you . look , i got everything on the line here , all right ? my daughter , family business . i ca n't risk it . jessica would have nothing to come home to , so you get back to me as soon as you find something out . rex : you keep staring at them , your hair is going to catch on fire . ginger : huh ? rex : duke and adriana ? ginger : please remind me why i agreed to go out with you that night . rex : it was a rip - roaring success , as i recall -- you swooning the night away over the young prince over there . ginger : me , swooning ? you spent the entire night gawking at adriana . i thought your eyes were going to explode . it was so obvious , it was a joke . rex : no idea what you 're talking about . ginger : oh , yeah , right . rex : adriana is a nice girl . tonight she 's dressed like a nice girl who wants to treat her boyfriend right . ginger : she 's flashing it , all right . rex : and the downside of that would be ? ginger : you 're drooling , sweetie . rex : hey , i 'm single . i 'm not dead . ginger : neither am i , if you have n't noticed . rex : thanks for the heads - up . antonio , keep an eye on this ? i 'll be right back . antonio : what can i get you ? oh . ginger : hey , what 's up ? antonio : ginger , right ? ginger : good memory . so , how 's jessica ? antonio : better question -- how 's tess ? [ scene_break ] nash : a toast . to all that you are . tess and nash : ooh . tess : this is interesting , being in a flyover state without flying over it ? nash : whole other experience completely . [ tess laughs ] tess : yes , it is , kind of like turning back time . it 's all very turn - of - the- century . nash : you know , there is something to be said about traveling across the land on the land . tess : hmm . nash : makes it more real somehow . tess : yeah . and tomorrow we 'll get back on the train and -- [ tess sighs ] tess : continue our trip . nash : uh - oh , a sigh . good sigh ? bad sigh ? sigh of relief ? tess : not at all . i do n't know , i know that i 'm usually the girl who likes crowds and big parties and loud music and all that stuff , but i -- in this room in middle america , of all places , i kind of feel like you and i are the only people in the whole world . nash : and that is the way i like it . tess : me , too . nash : yeah ? tess : yeah . you know , just ever since i decided to go out on my own , i was just moving from place to place to place , and i wanted to figure things out alone . but now that -- i do n't know -- we 're actually going somewhere , we have a goal , and i get to go there with you , i -- it feels right . i did n't expect it to feel that way . i 'm not used to this feeling , and i do n't know what to do with it . nash : well , how about just enjoying it ? tess : wow . wish i could . i wish i could , but it scares the hell out of me , feeling this happy . you know that , nash . i 've told you that before . nash : yeah , you have , but i still do n't get it . tess , why do you do this to yourself ? tess : because i have hurt people badly , and i 've been reckless and selfish . i just figured i was entitled to whatever i want , and to hell with everybody else . i do n't know , sometimes i feel like i do n't deserve -- nash : what , the good stuff ? stuff like me ? tess : especially you . nash : hmm ? tess : the feeling that i get when i 'm with you . if you knew about half of the things that i 've done , you 'd leave me . you 'd never look back . [ scene_break ] natalie : do n't do this , john . john : you got to listen to me , natalie . natalie : no ! no ! see , i do n't want to . i do n't want to hear it , not ever again . the cristian i knew is gone . nothing can change that . nothing can change the feelings that i had for him before everything went wrong , ok ? the life we had , the love we shared is over . and if cristian came walking through that door right now , i would tell him that the only man i want to be with tonight and every night is john mc bain . [ scene_break ] margaret : we can have everything , todd . kevin : are you out of your mind ? todd : ah ! ah ! get off ! kevin : no , you 're not killing her ! she 's carrying your child , you idiot ! todd : i 'm warning you , kevin . margaret : oh , no , no , listen to kevin . he 's right ! kevin : you 're not killing anyone . kelly : kevin ? kevin , are you all right ? margaret : shall we go tell kelly our good news ? [ scene_break ] ginger : why are you looking at me like that ? antonio : i 'm just putting everything together . ginger : putting -- i do n't get it . antonio : sure you do . ginger : no , i do n't . antonio : tess . i know who she is now . ginger : oh . antonio : yeah , so now you know what i 'm saying ? you understand what i 'm talking about ? ginger : you know that tess and jessica are the same person ? antonio : how long have you known ? ginger : a while . but if you 're going to yell at me , i -- antonio : i 'm not going to yell at you . but i am going to ask something else of you . ginger : what ? antonio : i want you to tell me everything you know about tess . [ scene_break ] adriana : so the way i see it is the weekend 's so far off , why do n't we just go to a hotel tonight , get a room at the palace ? duke : tonight ? adriana : mm - hmm . duke : ok , so where is all this coming from ? adriana : duke , how many times have we put this off ? maybe it 's because we keep planning it . so let 's just be spontaneous , forget all the plans and details , and just be together . is n't that what we 've been waiting for months ? duke : adriana , i -- [ phone rings ] adriana : tonight of all nights , can we just please turn the cell phone off ? duke : i 'm right in the middle of a really important deal at b.e . adriana : i know , but -- duke : no , it 's very important for my family , especially my dad and kelly . [ ring ] duke : they 've had a rough time of things lately , to say the least , ok ? i 'm working hard to make it right for them . ok , if i can take care of this tonight , then the weekend will be totally free . adriana : just take the call , duke , ok ? just take it . duke : i 'm sorry . adriana : yeah . duke : hello ? speaking . no , no , no , thanks for returning my call . yeah . [ scene_break ] natalie : you 're not saying anything . john : read this . natalie : this is about cristian . i do n't care . do n't you understand ? all i care about is you . i am alive because of you . i have a second chance , and i -- i have to thank you for that , not anyone else . i never thought that i 'd ever be able to feel this way again for anyone . but i do . i think that we 've waited long enough for this . too long . kiss me , john . [ scene_break ] kevin : i 'll be there in five minutes , kel . kelly : what 's going on ? kevin : nothing , just a little trouble . kelly : are you ok ? kevin : yeah , yeah , i 'm fine . just go in and lock the door , please . kelly : ok . todd : ok , ok ! ok , you win . i 'm cool . i 'm cool . let me go . kevin : all right . todd : get in there with kelly . pretend this never happened . kevin : you let margaret go , too . todd : kelly 's waiting . kevin : oh , come on , todd . just get back to your life . it 's not worth it . let the police handle it . todd : well , well , well . margaret : did you really think that i would n't have a gun , todd ? margaret : sometimes i wonder why i even bother , you know ? kevin : just put the gun down , margaret . margaret : but then sometimes i think of little t.j. , and how wonderful life would be if you would just open your eyes ! todd : you 're not going to live long enough to see that kid , margaret . [ scene_break ] kevin : what are you doing ? do you want her to shoot you ? margaret : it does n't have to be this way . maybe i just fell in love with the wrong person . but you ca n't run away from what you 've done , and from this precious little baby that you have created inside of me . kevin : hey ! where are you going ? todd : she 's going to use that gun on my family ! she 's going to kill blair ! now , do n't you dare tell anyone about this . do n't tell kelly , anyone ! you understand me ? you owe me ! kevin : kelly , it 's me . open up . kelly : hey . you 're as white as a sheet . what happened ? who was that ? who was fighting ? [ scene_break ] ginger : i have n't seen tess in weeks . antonio : really ? ginger : i 've got no reason to lie to you . antonio : then i have some other questions for you . ginger : like what ? antonio : who is she ? what is she like ? ginger : she 's amazing . when i came to llanview , i did n't know anybody . she just took right on over and showed me around , and we really hit it off and hung out , partied . antonio : so you 've seen her with other guys , obviously ? ginger : yeah . antonio : anyone that she was interested in ? anyone special ? ginger : not that i know of . i mean , no one special , no . antonio : but you two were close ? i mean , she would 've told you if she had seen anyone ? ginger : maybe , maybe not . we did n't have all that close a relationship . although , there was a time was a time that she really came through for me . we were at this bar and this guy got a little too friendly , and she got rid of him quick . she was a real nice girl . yeah , and if she liked you , she would do anything for you . antonio : you think you 'll hear from her again ? ginger : nah , i doubt it . i mean , when she told me about her thing , you know , her personalities , it just was never the same then . i really miss her , though . there 's not much else i can tell you . you know , i 'm still confused about the whole thing myself . antonio : yeah , yeah , yeah . i understand . ginger : so , is tess -- jessica -- ok ? antonio : well , so long as tess is around , jess is never ok . not at all . and right now i ca n't find jess . ginger : so you think tess is -- antonio : trying to take over for good . ginger : would that be such a terrible thing ? antonio : for jess and me , yeah . ginger : oh . i 'm sorry . antonio : thanks for being straight with me . adriana : hey , ginger . alone ? no date tonight ? ginger : nice outfit . adriana : yeah , a lot of good it did me . ginger : what 's that supposed to mean ? what 's the problem ? adriana : i had this idea that i would come in here tonight , and after , we would -- you know . ginger : he turned you down ? adriana : well , he was about to say yes , but then he got that call and decided that buchanan enterprises comes first . ginger : are you sure that was the real reason ? adriana : what do you mean ? ginger : maybe he 's not into overkill . adriana : excuse me ? ginger : maybe you tried too hard . adriana : you would n't know what duke was into if your life depended on it . and a couple more comments about my outfit , and it will . ginger : look , i 'm just trying to help . adriana : well , why do n't you back off and mind your own business ? ginger : look , you do n't who i am , who i know , or what i can do . but one thing i 'm not is some prissy convent girl posing as someone i saw on tv . duke : bad news , adriana . hey , ginger . you ok ? adriana : what 's your news ? duke : uh , i have to go into the office . one hour tops , i promise . hey , adriana , wait . rex : some speech . any of it true ? [ scene_break ] nash : tess , we -- we all have stuff that we 'd like to forget about . come on , besides , whatever happened to living for the moment , huh ? hmm ? tess : you are right , you know that ? you 're pretty smart . nash : oh , yeah ? tess : you 're right . i just -- i 've done bad things and i ca n't undo them , so why get all emotional about it ? nash : hmm . tess : just focus on the trip ahead of us , focus on the future . nash : how about just focusing on right now , hmm ? tess : i think i can handle that . nash : oh , yeah ? tess : mm - hmm . nash : you know , when i think about how close we got to never seeing each other again -- i mean , even the first day , when we first met , and you stole my car and left my buttocks behind -- tess : oh , i knew you 'd follow me . nash : oh , yeah ? tess : yeah , well , after all , you needed to get your car back , did n't you ? nash : yeah . you know , maybe there was another reason , too . tess : do you mean that something -- nash : something -- tess : inside you maybe told you that i was the one ? nash : well , i definitely knew you were someone . yeah . did you feel the same way ? tess : no , i -- i never allowed myself to . i just figured that nobody would ever care about me this much , so why bother even entertaining the thought of being the one ? nash : you underestimate yourself . tess : not when i 'm with you . i do n't ever do that . nash : i wo n't let you . [ scene_break ] john : what ? you ok ? you ok ? natalie : yeah , yeah , it 's -- it 's just my ankle . sometimes it just hurts out of the blue , you know ? it 's -- i guess it 's not healed yet . john : it 's too soon , is n't it ? natalie : no , no . john : it 's not just your ankle . it 's everything you 've been through . and now , more than ever , things should be just right . natalie : i want you so much right now , john . i just feel like i 'm going to fall apart . you know , and i wanted to prove something to you . i want you to know that i 'm committed to you and only you , and i just -- it all feels like too much right now . i 'm sorry . john : do n't be . hey . come here . i ai n't going anywhere . and if anyone 's got something to prove , it 's me . i 'm here . i ai n't letting you go . [ scene_break ] ginger : what 's it to you if what i said was true or not ? why do you even care , rex ? rex : that 's a good question . it 's probably because i 've had a few beers and i 'm bored . but watching you try to make adriana feel like a loser is enough to put anyone to sleep . ginger : look , i did n't try to make her feel like a loser . rex : well , you sure as hell were n't trying to inspire her . ginger : you know what ? have it your way . rex : what 's your story , ginger ? ginger : my story ? rex : yeah , start from the beginning . i got all night . ginger : fine . once upon a time -- rex : you 're a loner , you do n't have many friends -- ginger : no , no , you 're skipping chapters . rex : you work , but only to pay your way , not to get you anywhere . it just hit me what you 're doing . you 've come to lasso yourself a rich guy -- say , a texas oil heir -- and to live off the fat of llanview for the rest of your life . tell me something , miss ginger , did you happen to come across of a picture of duke b. in some teen fashion rag ? was he decked out in denim and leather , all sprawled out in a pile of hay under a caption reading , `` llanview 's most eligible bachelor `` ? huh ? ginger : why do you even care , rex ? unless you had a thing for duke yourself -- which , f.y.i . , is a dead end because i know exactly what he 's thinking when he 's looking at me . duke : adriana , hey , hey . i know you 're disappointed , ok ? so am i. i mean , this thing just came out of nowhere . that 's how it is in business . adriana : right , and i 'm just some stupid little girl who does n't know what the big boys do when they go play office . duke : hey , do n't put words in my mouth . that 's not fair . adriana : you 're right , it 's not . none of this is fair . so go to your meeting , make your big deal . duke : hey , do n't get angry , please . adriana : you better get going . duke : no -- hey -- what are you going to do ? adriana : go . you do n't want to be late . adriana : you heard ? rex : what ? adriana : oh , do n't pretend you did n't . i know you were eavesdropping . rex : you want to talk about it ? adriana : how about you just buy me a drink instead ? rex : are n't you just -- adriana : underage , yes . thank you for reminding me . on top of everything else , i ca n't even buy a beer . rex : all right , well , i do n't know where duke 's head is , but it definitely is n't thinking straight , leaving you here alone looking like that . barkeep ? sarsaparilla for the lady ? [ scene_break ] kelly : what the heck was going on out there ? my god , who was fighting ? kevin : it 's just like we thought . it was just a lovers ' quarrel . kelly : sounded like world war iii . kevin : well , i split them up , so everything 's fine now . kelly : well , i bet that they 'll be making up in about 15 minutes , and in about 20 minutes they 'll be popping quarters into that magic fingers machine over there like it was a gumball machine . kevin : yeah ? kevin : sex ? kelly : yep . kevin : i remember that . kelly : what do you say we skip the fighting and just go right to the good stuff ? hey , buddy , you got any quarters in your pocket ? kevin : uh , as a matter of fact , i do . kelly : thanks . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , it 's me . i found her . margaret , who else ? no , i lost her . but she 's pissed and she 's got a gun . i want four extra guys at my apartment . yeah , that 's right , four . my wife and kids do not leave that apartment without an army of bodyguards . you understand me ? wait a minute , hold on . hold on . oh , i think i got her . yeah , i think i got her . i think she crashed her car . that 's right . that 's right , peggy . tell me you did the right thing and died . [ scene_break ] rex : you need an umbrella in that ? hey , could we get an umbrella over here ? adriana : that 's not necessary ! do i look like the umbrella drink kind of girl , rex ? rex : not tonight . you 're smoking hot . adriana : yeah , well , looks like the fire 's been put out . you know , i do n't get guys . most of the time all you want is sex , but then -- rex : look , you ca n't judge all of us by what duke the beauty does . he 's not a man , he 's a buchanan . adriana : have you been talking to my mother ? rex : she 's not a fan , either , huh ? adriana : she thinks the buchanan 's are out to destroy the cramer women , like that 's possible . rex : that 's the spirit ! believe me , asa and his boys are n't so tough . my sister turned out to be one of them , but the part who 's a survivor -- all balsom . adriana : you really look out for natalie , do n't you ? rex : goes both ways . adriana : kelly 's kind of like that for me , too . but she and duke are really close , so -- rex : you want my opinion ? adriana : i 'm not so sure . rex : ok , take it or leave it . but if you ask me , duke 's got boulders in his head , mud in his eyes . i do n't even want to know what 's going on below the belt . but if he ca n't see what a rocking girl you are -- i mean , if he 's rather be at work with daddy than hanging out with a sexy , beautiful -- i should n't be saying this . adriana : no , you should n't . but it 's nice . thanks . and you 're right . i mean , it 's different for the buchanan 's . duke 's never had to fight for anything . rex : i 'd still rather be me than him , even if i do n't get the girl or the trust fund . adriana : you will . sometimes you just have to wait for something good to happen . i should take my own advice . duke loves his job , and he 's building a future . rex : missing out on the present , if you ask me . adriana : anticipation is a good thing . and when duke and i finally get the chance to be together , it 'll be truly special . [ scene_break ] nash : comfortable ? tess : perfect . nash : this is new for me . tess : this is new for me , too . everything with you is new . everything with you is more than i thought i 'd ever know . singer : i ca n't keep up and i ca n't back down i 've been losing so much time 'cause it 's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do nothing to lose and it 's you and me and all of the people and i do n't know why i ca n't keep my eyes off of you all of the things that i want to say just are n't coming out right i 'm tripping on words you got my head spinning i do n't know where to go from here 'cause it 's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do nothing to prove and it 's you and me and all of the people and i do n't know why i ca n't keep my eyes off of you [ next_on ] antonio : i 'm afraid that tess is going to get jessica into a situation she ca n't get out of . nash : well , you can leave whenever you want , but i 'm staying . evangeline : layla would like us all to believe that john has some secret in his past that is forcing him to choose natalie over me .
todd continues to choke margaret . kevin tries his best to separate them .when he finally manages to separate them , margaret pulls a gun on todd , and escapes . todd makes kevin not to say a word to kelly about this , right before he leaves to go search for margaret . john and natalie continue to kiss , but he draws away . he tells her that he needs to tell her something . she does n't want to hear anything about christian .
viki : oh , baby . you must be exhausted . jessica : well , i -- uh -- looked him in the eye . i told him how he ripped me in two and that he almost destroyed my life , and he could n't even look at me . could n't even say he was sorry . clint : honey , it took a lot of courage to face him . antonio : yes . and at least now snyder 's going away for the rest of his miserable life . jessica : and after it was over , after the police took him away -- uh -- i started to remember things . viki : you did ? do you want to talk about it ? jessica : yeah , i -- um -- i have to . i have so much to say to all of you . nash : does that include me ? [ scene_break ] kelly : i 'm getting out of here . kevin : no , do n't try and get up . you 'll just hurt yourself . kelly : please leave me alone . kevin : no , i 'm not leaving you alone . kelly : i think i 'm losing the baby . [ scene_break ] natalie : what in the world is taking so long ? [ knock on door ] bo : come in . hugh : it 's happening . [ scene_break ] david : hey . you know what ? thanks for meeting me . paige : so what 's going on ? what 's the big emergency ? david : something 's going to happen tonight to spencer . i figure when it does , we ought to be together . paige : did they catch him ? david : paige , i think it 's finally over for my brother . [ scene_break ] todd : hey . evangeline : hey . i hope you do n't mind me just stopping by like this . todd : no , no . come on in . evangeline : i 've been worried about you ever since the party last night . todd : oh , yeah ? thanks . but you can come by anytime . you 're welcome here all the time , you know that . evangeline : what 's going on , todd ? did something happen ? todd : yeah , a lot happened . evangeline : what , is it about spencer ? i heard the police are close to bringing him down , and i thought you might like some company when that happens . todd , what 's going on ? is there more ? todd : blair . [ scene_break ] john : spencer truman , you 're under arrest for obstruction of justice . spencer : `` obstruction of justice `` ? john : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . reporter : ms. cramer , do you have any comment on -- john : you have the right to an attorney -- reporter : any comment ? john : and to have that attorney present during questioning . if you can not afford an attorney , one will be provided for you at government expense . spencer : you 're wasting your time , john . blair , everything 's going to be all right . you hear me ? we 're going to get through this , you understand ? as i was saying , we are going to get through this , do you understand they 've got nothing . [ scene_break ] kevin : ok , just -- just tell me what the doctors said . kelly : they said i had to stay overnight , but they did n't think i should go to the hospital . kevin : well , that 's good news . kelly : oh . why did i do this ? why did i leave llanview ? if i hurt the baby -- kevin : wait -- just do n't say that , all right ? kelly : but you said it . the other night when i called , you said that running away might put stress on the baby . kevin : ok , i know what i said -- part of the reason i 'm here to get you . kelly : `` get `` me ? kevin : i 'm taking you home tonight . [ scene_break ] antonio : oh , your timing stinks as usual , brennan . jessica : please , antonio , stop . i ca n't do this . antonio : i 'm going to go check on her -- alone . nash : well -- uh -- hmm . what did i miss here ? clint : jessica is starting to remember more and more about what happened to her as a child . we think she 's very close to integration . antonio : you 're remembering things -- when you were a kid ? jessica : it 's time , antonio . i 'm ready . i just -- i have to know that you are , too . antonio : honey , of course i am . anything you need , you know that . jessica : you have to be prepared for the fact that this might be the last night that i am who i am . antonio : honey , tess is not going to take over . you 're strong now . jessica : that 's not what i 'm talking about . even if we never see tess again , after we do this , i 'm not going to be the same . and if i 'm not , will you still want me ? [ scene_break ] david : he 's finished , paige . they finally put out a warrant for his arrest . paige : i -- i ca n't believe it . david : i figured maybe we could wait here , watch the parade as it passes by on the way to the stockade . paige : what were the charges ? david : i do n't know exactly , but if there 's one thing i know about john mc bain and my adventures in thailand with him , he is thorough . he would n't have thrown the book at him yet unless he had all the evidence he needed . paige : oh . i just -- i -- i ca n't believe this is really happening after all these years , all these lies . well , what about you ? are n't -- are n't you happy ? david : uh -- i do n't know if that 's the word for me , but i bet i know one guy who 's doing the happy dance over this news . [ scene_break ] evangeline : i do not get you , todd . todd : neither do i . evangeline : i mean , this is it . this is the day we 've been waiting for . spencer is finally going to be brought to justice , and -- and you look like you 're about to jump out of your skin . and all you have to say is `` blair `` ? todd : the whole thing was a ruse . evangeline : what whole thing ? todd : blair and spencer . damn it . it never seemed real to me . and i felt something the other day when we were visiting starr and she -- evangeline : when you kissed her ? todd : yeah . and more than that . even when she accepted his marriage proposal , i knew something was off . she was just here , and she admitted it . son of a -- evangeline : admitted what , todd ? todd : she 's sleeping with spencer to set him up . evangeline : what ? todd : yeah , she told mc bain what she was up to . evangeline : well , i 'm surprised that john would let her get away with that . todd : well , he 's not going to keep her from doing it , so he just figured he 'd let her do it . anything to get his father 's killer , right ? evangeline : so this whole time blair knew that spencer was setting you up and -- and she did n't do anything about it ? todd : no , no , no , she did n't believe me till margaret walked in alive . then she figured it out , and she figured that the only way to bring him down was to keep having sex with him . what are you thinking ? evangeline : well , you know what , todd ? personally , i could care less about blair after the way she turned her back on you , but i have a question for you . todd : what is that ? evangeline : have you forgiven her ? todd : no , i have n't forgiven her . but she 's the reason mc bain 's got an arrest warrant for truman tonight . [ scene_break ] blair : spencer , i 'll call your lawyer . you 'll be out on bail by tomorrow morning , ok ? spencer : good girl . yeah . you know , john , you 're the only one that 's going to look foolish in the morning . do you realize that ? john : we 'll see . spencer : fine , man . go ahead , parade me through the media jackal get your headlines , your photographs , do whatever you got to do . it 's only going to make you look all the more stupid when i clear my name and my reputation . john : you can practice your snappy comebacks in your cell tonight . blair : i 'll change my clothes and meet you down at the station . spencer : if you do n't mind , i 'd like to have a moment alone with my fiancée . john : yeah , i do n't see that happening . let 's go . come on . reporter : dr. truman , do you have any comment -- second reporter : how do you feel about the charges ? officer : back off , back off ! give us some space , all right ? reporter : dr. truman , do you have any comment -- second reporter : dr. truman , how do you feel about the charges ? third reporter : any comment -- officer : back off . give us some space , all right ? reporter : dr. truman , over here -- any comment ? blair : never again , you son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] kelly : who the hell do you think you are ? you tracked me down so you could drag me back ? kevin : look , i 'm not here to upset you , all right ? do you -- if this is n't a clear sign that you should be home right now with your own doctor watching -- kelly : i 'm getting fine care here . god , i am such an idiot . why did i call you ? i knew you would do something like this . kevin : you need to calm down . this is the last thing the baby needs . kelly : you 're the last thing the baby needs . dr. mulhern : what 's going on here ? kelly : this man is not welcome here . please ask him to leave . [ scene_break ] nash : so , jessica confronted this snyder ? viki : yes . and then she started to have more memories about what happened to her as a child . which means that since these memories are coming far more frequently , she 's probably very close to remembering the actual abuse . nash : so -- so jessica is starting to -- um -- absorb more of tess ? clint : yeah , that 's one way of looking at it . viki : you know , it 's -- it 's as if a door is being opened between the two personali -- well , no , it 's as if a wall is coming down between them . you know , when she 's integrated , everything is going to be completely different for her . you have to know that , nash . nash : yeah , and u guys -- you were going to let all of this happen without telling me ? yeah . antonio : how could you possibly think that ? huh ? i love you . i love you more than anything in the world . you have to know that . jessica : please do n't do this . do n't just tell me what you 're supposed to tell me , ok ? i am serious . antonio : and so am i. i 've never been more serious in my entire life . jessica : ok , once i have all of tess ' memories , all of them , i might not be the same person . antonio : ok , honey , so what are you saying ? that tess ' memories , her -- her time with nash , their memories can actually override ours ? [ scene_break ] david : you know , i just hope this finally puts an end to all the crap that you have had to deal with concerning spencer over the years . you really got the raw end of the deal when it came to him . i wish i could 've helped you more . paige : you stood by me , and you -- you tried to help when spencer was framing bo . david : you know , i just -- i keep thinking about that kid that you and spencer helped deliver . think he 's still alive ? paige : well , margaret had a difficult delivery , but the baby was -- was born healthy . and no matter what bad things spencer has done , i -- i still have a lot of trouble believing that he would actually hurt a child . david : yeah , well maybe after he 's arrested he 'll finally give the kid up . paige : if he even knows where he is . he probably sold him to some baby broker in thailand . david : yeah , well he -- paige : i doubt if he interviewed the prospective parents . david : what you do n't know ca n't hurt you , right ? paige : huh . david : paige , if you had never hooked up with spencer , ink about how different your life would 've been . maybe a decent husband , a couple of kids -- a real life . paige : well , it -- i made my choices . i 'm not going to waste time regretting things now . david : yeah , i know what you mean . if i thought about all of my regrets , i would n't have time to eat . i like to eat . paige : wow . spencer was willing to let todd die , just so he could have a straight shot to blair . david : how many guys do you know would instigate a double murder and an execution just to keep two people apart ? [ scene_break ] todd : i resent blair for what she did to me . she chose a sociopath over me . she tore apart our family in the process . i do n't know how i 'm going to forgive her for that . evangeline : well , you still love her , do n't you , in spite of everything ? todd : well , we 've been together a long time . we 've got kids . evangeline : ah . i see . todd : that holds people together no matter how you feel . evangeline : mm - h , yeah . it 's all about the children . todd : well , what can i say ? it 's a little complicated . evangeline : you say you do n't care about blair . you say that you do n't love her , but i think you never stopped . and i think that because of the way you were acting before you found out what she was really up to with spencer . todd : i think you 're wrong . evangeline : hmm , maybe . or maybe you 're in denial . i mean , look at you , todd . you 're a mess , because you ca n't reconcile what blair did while you were in prison with what she 's doing now to make up for it . todd : what do you want me to say ? evangeline : did you see blair today ? todd : yes , i told you that . evangeline : and what happened ? did you sleep with her ? [ phone rings ] todd : hey , you all right ? blair : fine . actually , better than fine . they just took spencer out of here in handcuffs . todd : did you tell him the truth ? blair : not yet . todd : why not ? blair : look , i will , todd , as soon as he is indicted . when he ca n't hurt me any more or anyone else . todd : you 're stalling . blair : todd , what if the charges do n't stick ? what if the police want me to get more evidence on him ? i 'm not going to say anything until i know for sure that this is over , ok ? todd : whatever . blair : just understand , please . todd : look , i 'll see you at the station , all right ? blair : ok . thanks . todd : hmm . they arrested spencer . evangeline : let 's go . todd : let 's go . [ scene_break ] bo : lieutenant mc bain 's bringing truman in , and i want to bring this clear -- we do everything strictly by the book . let 's not give truman anything that he could turn around , use against us in court . officer : yes , sir . bo : all right . officer : got it , sir . bo : carry on . hey , why the look ? something wrong ? natalie : you know , it just seems so trivial with all of the things that are going on right now . bo : come in my office . bo : what 's going on ? natalie : i looked at my grade for the exam . bo : did n't go well ? natalie : i failed . bo : i 'm sorry . ah -- hey , you know , it 's a tough test . natalie : it 's my fault , you know ? i was n't focused . i 've been dealing with family , and this whole thing with john , it 's -- i just was n't focused . [ knock on door ] bo : ok , just -- yeah , come in . hugh : bo -- bo : yeah ? hugh : they just pulled up to the building . our prisoner 's here . bo : let 's do it . [ scene_break ] dr. mulhern : the initial sonogram indicated an irregular fetal heartbeat . we followed up with a more detailed scan , but we saw no signs of fetal distress . there is n't necessarily a problem . but we 're monitoring kelly and the baby closely to see if anything changes . kevin : thanks , doctor . i appreciate it . dr. mulhern : i 'll be back shortly to do another sonogram . in the meantime , i want you to stay calm . keep that blood pressure down , alright ? kelly : i 'll try . dr. mulhern : i 'll be right outside -- kevin : all right . dr. mulhern : if you have any more questions . kevin : oh , thanks again . well , it does n't look like there 's anything to be concerned about . kelly : another sonogram . that ca n't be good . kevin : look , i 'm sure they 're just being cautious because of your history . are you going to look at me ? kelly : i wanted to be alone , kevin . that 's why i came here . i did n't want to be found . and now here you are , only to watch me lose your son 's baby . [ scene_break ] clint : nash , nobody is keeping anything from you . we just found out today what was happening with jessica , and we decided to call dr. jamison and set up an appointment for first thing tomorrow . nash : to take advantage of these new memories she 's having . viki : nash , she needs to do this . nash : yes , she does . viki : the thing is , even if this is a success tomorrow and she comes out of it a whole person , completely integrated , her recovery is still going to take a very long time . nash : great . that 's very comforting . viki : no one is trying to shut you out . it 's just that , from now on , whatever happens is up to jessica , not tess . now , i know that may be very hard for you to accept , but you really have no choice . jessica : once i get all of tess ' memories , once i 'm integrated , i do n't know what 's going to happen . i do n't know how it 'll feel . i do n't know how i 'll feel , and i do n't know what it 's going to mean for us , but i do know things are going to change and everything is going to be different . antonio : well , i do n't know how to respond to that except that i love you . ok ? everything else -- we 'll deal with . we have no choice , do we ? jessica : you asked me if the feelings and tess ' memories of nash could ever override my feelings for you , and i ca n't imagine that happening . you 're the man i want to be with . you 're the man that i love . always . but i might not be the same person after this . i 'm scared . antonio : i know . i know . so am i . jessica : could you just -- can you just hold me ? antonio : yes . come here . nash : jessica 's your daughter . and you would do anything for her . i understand that . i understand that especially now that i 'm a father myself , of your granddaughter . but what you 've got to understand is that i love tess . she is the mother of my child and the woman of my dreams . and this -- this integration -- well , it 's the end for me . it 's the end of my hopes for a family and for all of my dreams . clint : nash , i am sorry that you 're going tough this , but you know the only way for jessie to get well is for her to open herself up to tess ' memories and let them meld with her own . viki : once this is over , jessie will finally be able to live a full and a healthy life , and it is the right thing -- for jessie , and especially for your daughter . nash : and for the two of you and for antonio . jessica : nash , i need to speak with you -- alone . [ scene_break ] david : paige ? hey , guess what . the -- the sirens we heard ? that 's the cavalry bringing spencer in right now . there 's two news vans . there 's a whole gaggle of reporters behind him . it 's a sight to behold , so if we hurry -- come on . paige : what , you really want to be there ? david : i want a front - row seat . paige : so do i . david : then let 's go ! paige : oh ! [ scene_break ] bo : what 's taking so long , you know ? hugh : i do n't know . i 'm sure john 's just trying to avoid the reporters . he 's probably bringing truman in the back way . bo : ahem . natalie : not this time . i think john 's going to want to hold a press conference . bo : no , i want this guy booked and locked up before we talk to anybody . natalie : got it , commish -- by the book . bo : huh . hey . paige : hey . bo : hey , you heard , huh ? paige : yeah , david found out , and he thought i should know . bo : been waiting for this for a long time . paige : we all have . david : i feel weird . no , i feel satisfied . no , i feel weird . natalie : that 's because , no matter what , spencer 's still your brother . david : well , he sure never acted like one . todd : where is he ? i did n't miss it , did i ? bo : no , no . we believe that he 's in the building . todd : well , that 's good . bo : it 's getting a little crowded in here , is n't it ? todd : well , buddy , if you want me out of here , you 're going to have to throw me out the window . bo : well , manning , i do n't think that 'll be necessary because i believe that you deserve to be here as much as anybody . john : all right . sit down . let 's get him processed . [ scene_break ] dr. mulhern : mr. buchanan , i do n't know what 's going on between you and ms. cramer . frankly , it 's none of my business . but if it adversely affects the health of my patient or her baby -- kevin : look , i 'm not here to cause any trouble , all right ? i 'm here to prevent it . dr. mulhern : then , please , whatever you think is best for ms. cramer and her baby , just make sure she agrees with you . kevin : all right . i understand . dr. mulhern : i hope you do because stress can cause more problems than you may realize , and ms. cramer is under enormous stress . she wants this baby desperately . and right now she needs to know that she 's safe . if you 'll excuse me . [ scene_break ] viki : do you know why she wants to talk to nash ? antonio : i 'm not sure , but i hope this is the last time she feels she has to explain something to him . nash : i heard what happened this morning . um -- that 's tough . jessica : it must be tough for you , too . nash : yeah . i 'm sorry . i can still see tess in those eyes . jessica : i know . i 'm not tess , nash , and after tomorrow , i probably still wo n't be . i -- nash : yeah . jessica : but if this integration thing works , i 'm going to know how tess felt when she was in love with you . i 'm going to have all of her memories . but i 'm with antonio . i love him . and that 's not going to change , no matter how much you want it to . nash : so , u asked me in here to what ? say goodbye ? jessica : yes . [ scene_break ] officer : full name ? spencer : dr. spencer bradley truman . officer : address ? spencer : palace hotel , 2541 high street , suite 2131 . i do n't suppose you 'd like to offer a little brotherly support here , dave . david : spencer , i do n't like `` i told you so 's `` because they 're usually aimed at me , but this one 's classic and it 's pointed at you . spencer : yeah . and you -- hey , you get to finally get a little payback there , a little revenge against big , bad spencer . how does that make you feel ? enjoy it while you can , paige , because the mistakes that you 've made in your life you can not erase . you made those all by yourself . paige : drop dead . officer : remove your watch , sir and your jacket . spencer : hey , evangeline . evangeline : hey , spencer . spencer : listen , i think i got a few bucks on me here . why do n't you let me put you on retainer ? you know , i 'm sure even an attorney of your caliber and recent track record could get these ridiculous charges dismissed . evangeline : oh , spencer , thanks for the vote of confidence , but i think i 'll pass . spencer : i would n't be gloating too much if i were you , commish . i mean , what do you think 's going to happen when all the charges against me , your whole case , just falls apart ? bo : i 'm not worried . we got more than enough charges to choose from , more than enough to put you away . spencer : yeah , but do you think you really have enough to hold me indefinitely on some sort of obstruction of justice charge ? come on . oh , hey , counselor . did n't see you back there . hey , you really think this is a very good career move for you , man ? committing another very high - profile mistake of this nature ? i mean , first you send an innocent man to death row , and then you have me arrested on false charges ? ca n't be good . hugh : i 'll get back to you on that . spencer : i bet you will . and you -- oh , mr. manning . lest you forget , you would be dead right now if it were n't for me -- dead and buried . i mean , are you really that jealous , todd ? you have to throw me in jail here on some falsified charges just to keep me from having sex with your ex - wife ? spencer : you 're never going to have her again , man . todd : i already do . [ scene_break ] kevin : i 'm so sorry . i 'm sorry for hurting you , for letting you down . sorry for everything . i -- kelly : kevin , no . kevin : you know , i know that you would never do anything to hurt the baby . i know that . and i know that you needed , you know , some time to get away . i -- i do n't blame you after all the terrible things we said to each other . most of all , i know how much you want to have this baby . and i know that you would do anything to make sure that it 's healthy . so whatever you need to make you feel safe , well , that 's what i want to give you . that 's why i 'm here , if that 's ok . right now , you just need to be healthy , take care of yourself so that -- so that you and the baby are healthy . ok ? kelly : ok . [ knock on door ] dr. mulhern : time to listen to the baby 's heartbeat . are you ready ? kelly : yeah , i 'm ready . kevin : well , i 'll -- i 'll leave you alone . kelly : no , stay . we 'll listen to it together . [ scene_break ] viki : please have some compassion for nash . this is very difficult for him . clint : antonio , we are so close to having jessie back with us for good . now is not the time for you to lose your temper . antonio : i know . i know , but do n't ask me not to resent him because he 's in there right now trying to convince her she should n't be who she is . jessica : i know this must be nearly impossible for you . i mean , i 'm -- i 'm finally going to be integrated , and when that happens -- nash : tess will be gone forever . jessica : i am sorry . i wish that there was some way around this . i know how much you love tess . i can feel it inside . but i 'm not tess , and i -- i do n't love you . i -- i ca n't . nash : ahem -- thank you . jessica : please . god , you -- please do n't do that . you do n't owe me . nash : yes , i do . this is hard for you , and you -- you do n't have to do this . you do n't have to give me a chance to say goodbye . jessica : but i -- i ca n't -- i ca n't do that . i -- i ca n't -- i ca n't let tess out so you can have this whole goodbye scene . if -- if i do that , then i -- i do n't -- [ scene_break ] spencer : you just really ca n't handle the fact that blair 's going to be my wife , can you , todd ? todd : i would n't schedule any conjugal visits if i were you , truman . david : `` conjugal ? `` spencer : hey , blair , listen , i need you to contact my attorney , hal richardson , tell him i need a criminal defense attorney . it 's a one - time deal . i wo n't be needing their services after this whole thing is settled . thank you . hugh : you do n't need a defense attorney . you need a miracle worker . spencer : what you got there , bo ? john : `` the commonwealth of pennsylvania in the county of llantano hereby decrees the following charges to be brought to a grand jury in the case of the commonwealth of pennsylvania vs. spencer truman . `` spencer : `` doctor . `` john : `` in the category of misdemeanor , simple assault , false imprisonment , second count , of an adult , tampering with the records and identification , dealing in infant children , tampering with or fabricating evidence , obstructing administration of law or other governmental function , abuse of corpse . in the category of felony -- `` [ scene_break ] [ heartbeat ] dr. mulhern : sounds strong and healthy to me . [ scene_break ] jessica : i 'm sad . i 'm so sad for you and for tess . i 'm sorry . antonio : ah ! what the hell is going on in there ? viki : whatever it is , it 's obviously important to jessie . clint : so just give them whatever time they need , antonio . jessica : will you -- will you come to my session with dr. jamison tomorrow ? nash : no yeah . antonio wo n't like it . jessica : well , it 's not his decision . i think you 've earned the right to be there . yeah . nash : thank you , jessica . everyone else . antonio : what happened in there ? jessica : i broke his heart . [ scene_break ] john : `` aggravated assault , felony one . kidnapping , felony two , two counts . false imprisonment of a child , felony two . concealment of the whereabouts of a child , felony three . intimidation of witnesses , felony three . conspiracy , felony two . `` well , i 'd say that pretty much sums it up . hugh : we 're working on more , but in the meantime you can check out the statutes . based on the charges we 've got on you already , you 're going to have more time behind bars than you 've got left to live . john : of course , there 's still one missing . you know the one i want . spencer : oh , yeah . well , you 're not going to be able to make any of this stick , i can tell you that , especially a 25-year - old murder that i did n't commit . john : watch me . you done with him ? officer : yes , sir . john : get him out of my face . officer : let 's go , pal . second officer : let 's go . john : i want search warrants for his hotel room , his office , anywhere that bastard hangs out . i need to find a 25-year - old murder weapon . [ next_on ] jessica : i changed my mind . i do n't want you to come . blair : i 'm going to go to him and i 'm going to tell him everything that he thought that i felt for him was a lie . rex : he has your daughter , ok ? he 's holding all the cards . adriana : been looking forward to seeing my mother face - to - face . i have a lot i want to say to her .
john comes into spencer 's apartment with an officer . he is cuffed and he smiles as he is being cuffed . he is sure that he will be out in no time . blair assures him that she will have him out of jail the following day . `` i want to speak to my fiancee in private . `` john will not allow it . spencer taunts john that he is doing this for the media attention and that he can suck it up all he wants but it wo n't be for long . spencer is led out and blair calls spencer to tell him that spencer has been arrested . todd wants to know that blair told spencer the truth about her not really loving him . she has n't done that yet . she wants to make sure that this is over before she comes clean to spencer . nat is sad . she tells bo that she failed her exam . she was too wrapped up in the investigations and john and did n't stay focused enough . hugh gives the word that their prisoner has arrived . david and paige arrive happy as clams . todd and evangeline arrive next . blair is the last to come in and she smiles at todd when she sees him . jessica arrives home . everyone knows that the time is close . her integration time is near . she is remembering the abuse and that is the major clue . she warns antonio that she might not be the same person at the end of this . he assures her that he does n't care , they will work this out . she talks alone to nash next . he can see that she is telling him goodbye . she is sorry that she ca n't let tess out to say goodbye to him . he does n't let her finish her speech and he suddenly grabs her and kisses her . she is sorry for he and tess . she has a session the next day and she invites nash to it . ' simple assault , dealing in infant children , obstruction , abuse of corpse , kidnapping , intimidation of witnesses , conspiracy there are just some of the charges that are going to be tossed at spencer . he jokingly turns to david for support but there is n't any . he reminds paige that she has made mistakes herself and they will never go away . `` go to hell ! `` is how she responds . spencer remarks that hugh is n't having such a great career . first he puts an innocent man on death row and now this . he assures the commish that none of this will stick . he is sure that todd only wants to see him in jail because he 's been having sex with blair . `` you will never have her , `` spencer sneers . `` i already do , `` todd retorts . john has lots of charges , but there is one that is n't on there that he wants . `` we have to get a warrant for his office , hotel room and anywhere else the bastard hangs out . we have to find that gun ! ``
greg : téa died last night . todd : no . greg : i 'm so sorry . todd : no . she could n't have died . she did n't die . [ scene_break ] matthew : hey , des . you working ? destiny : i 'm almost done . do you need the room ? matthew : i just wanted to change into my suit . destiny : uh , give me a few minutes to finish up . matthew : all right , i guess . destiny : oh , and i 'm on duty all afternoon , so you need anything , you come to me , not nate . matthew : why ? destiny : you ca n't give him that `` i 'm too rich to be human `` attitude today . he 's worried about dani . matthew : yeah ? destiny : she went to go find her mom before she dies . matthew : oh , boy . destiny : so just leave him alone , okay ? and do n't push me , either . matthew : what 's wrong with you ? destiny : i am in no mood today . this mess is left over from my boy david ditching his forever woman dorian at the altar . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] dorian : oh ! girls , i told you , i do n't want any breakfast . clint : i did n't bring a muffin basket or lunch , but i did bring something from david . [ scene_break ] cristian : mm . layla : you think late october would be too soon ? cristian : for what ? layla : our wedding . i want my mother to be able to enjoy it . cristian : well , maybe a wedding will be a good distraction . look , you 're both gon na be thinking about evangeline that day , whenever it is . layla : you 're right . [ knock on door ] layla : that should be the invitation samples . cristian : i 'll get them . hey . delivery person : hi . sigh here . cristian : okay . thanks . delivery person : okay . layla : that 's too small for the samples . cristian : `` the llanview university art department `` ? i wonder what this is . layla : is it addressed to you ? cristian : yeah . layla : then open it and find out . [ scene_break ] kelly : did you just say tahiti ? john : i think that 's where clarke took blair . you ? rex : yeah , that 's what we came up with , too , but we thought it was a long shot . john : well , if we both came up with the same conclusion , i 'll go with it . kelly : what do we do now ? john : i called blair . i could n't get through . kelly : neither could we . john : i 'll bet . kelly : eli sabotaged her phone . john , what do we do now ? john : we 're going through all the proper channels . kelly : right , channels on the other side of the world . did you happen to tell them that blair is about to marry a guy who has killed two wives ? for all we know , she might be wife number 3 . [ scene_break ] conseiller : do you , blair , take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband , to love and to cherish , to have and to hold , for richer , for poorer , in sickness and in health , till death do you part ? eli : blair ? is something wrong ? [ scene_break ] greg : i 'm sorry , but it 's true . dani : what happened ? todd : nothing happened . greg : she died in her sleep . she was n't in any pain at all . it was very peaceful . the last thing she saw before she closed her eyes was a picture of you two . dani : oh , god , she 's -- she 's gone ? she 's -- todd : no , she 's not gone . this is pretty low , evans . greg : i 'm sorry to be the one to tell you , todd , but it 's -- todd : do n't . dani , do n't worry . he 's lying to us . [ scene_break ] matthew : what , you think i do n't know how to be decent ? destiny : you used to . matthew : what 's that supposed to mean ? destiny : i 'm your friend , right ? matthew : i do n't know . you used to be . destiny : well , do you want me to be your friend ? matthew : of course , destiny . destiny : then here it is , straight up . you 're changing , matthew , and not in a good way . [ scene_break ] dorian : how did you get in here ? clint : hilda always liked me better than you . dorian : oh , she 's going to lose her job for that , again . now get out . clint : you look like death on toast . dorian : give me my robe , please . as you well know , i am not a morning person . clint : oh , i remember it well . so you 're not even curious ? dorian : about what ? clint : david . dorian : of course not . i have left that man for the last time . clint : oh , i heard it was the other way around , that david left you at the altar , again . dorian : i do n't know where you get your information from . clint : i ca n't believe that you got duped by that clown twice ... dorian : i was not in the least bit duped . clint : and this time , he did n't even tell you face to face ? he had to write a letter ? `` it 's not you , it 's me . i ca n't commit to just one woman . `` dorian : clint -- clint : `` i do n't want to hurt you . lots of love . david . `` dorian : clint ! clint : hmm ? dorian : how do you know what was in that letter ? [ scene_break ] cristian : `` dear mr. vega , after careful consideration of your submission , we 're pleased to inform you that the university is awarding you a grant in the amount of -- `` holy -- layla : what ? is it a good number ? cristian : yeah , an unbelievable number . layla : keep reading . [ giggles ] cristian : `` along with this grant , you have the opportunity to exhibit your work at the llanview center of the arts . we also have reserved a studio for your exclusive use at the university . `` this has got to be a joke . layla : no . cristian : it 's got to be . i never applied for any grant . layla : but i did . [ scene_break ] john : first , we need someplace to send the authorities . rex : ross rayburn 's house . john : we 're looking up those records now . that 'll be our first move . kelly : what do you mean ? john : well , even if they went to tahiti , it 's not like that 's clarke 's endgame , you know ? it 's too easy to trace . it 's not like he 's thinking that blair is gon na settle down with him there and live happily ever after . kelly : yeah . there 's no way she 'd leave her family . rex : the guy always leaves himself a back door . john : exactly . he 's too smart to get cornered like that now . kelly : you know what , though ? we surprised him . john : a couple of weeks ago , we surprised him , all right ? he 's had time to get ready for us . rex : you think he has another identity set up ? john : absolutely . this guy has already gotten rid of two wives , and each time , he 's resurfaced with a new alias . kelly : but after he collects , right ? i mean , he 's not gon na kill blair if there 's no way he can get to her money . rex : well , it makes sense . he knows that we 're onto him now . there 's no way he gon na show up in llanview saying that blair had a tragic scuba accident and he tries to get his hand on her estate . john : sure , he could . kelly : you 're right . i mean , he could . he does n't know that we have hard evidence on him now . john : eli could be thinking , `` so what if they 're suspicious ? it 's not like they got any way to prove it . `` kelly : you know what , john ? i think you need to move on this . eli could be thinking he 's gon na kill blair , come back here long enough to collect his inheritance , and then disappear again . [ scene_break ] eli : blair , is something wrong ? blair : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . conseiller : do you , blair , take this man -- blair : yes , i do . i take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband , to love and to cherish , in sickness and in health , for rich or for poor , till death do us part . conseiller : oh , the rings ? repeat after me . with this ring , i thee we d . eli : with this ring , i thee we d . blair : with this ring , i thee we d . conseiller : by the power vested in me , i now pronounce you husband and wife . you may kiss the bride . ross : congratulations , mr. and mrs. clarke . eli : thanks , man . ross : took you long enough . eli : well , i had to wait to find the right woman . ross : i wish i had learned that one . to blair , for finally making an honest man out of this guy . blair : he makes me happy . ross : well , then to eli , for making you happy as long as you live . [ scene_break ] dani : no , i do n't understand . todd : no , no , it 's a trick . dani : no , no ... greg : look , they have grief counselors . maybe i can call -- todd : do they have cops ? because i think that 's what you need . shaun : hold on . greg : wait , what are you talking about ? todd : this man has been lying to us . this was his plan all along . greg : i do n't know what you 're talking about . dani : no , do n't , todd ! shaun : no , manning ... todd : you brought her here . you set the whole thing up . 'cause i know what you 're up to , man , and you 're not gon na get away with it . [ scene_break ] cristian : you applied for a grant ? you submitted my work ? layla : i sent in photos of your favorites . cristian : this is unbelievable . layla : i figured , `` why not ? `` i know how to write a grant app , and i know how much you love to teach and paint and how happy you would be if you could do both , and i want you to be happy . cristian : you did this for me . layla : and now the whole world can see your work . cristian : and my own studio , like , full - time . layla : yep . you can leave things out , and you can do big canvases again . cristian : i ca n't believe you did this for me . layla : it was easy . i believe in you ... [ knock on door ] layla : and that should be the invitations . cristian : no , that 's l.u . they want their letter back . i 'm sure they were looking for cristian huega , not cristian vega . layla : stop . [ door opens ] cristian : whoa , layla , did you order jumbo - size invitations ? layla : what ? cristian : yeah , i do n't think these are the samples . [ scene_break ] dorian : you are quoting david 's letter word for word . clint : now you admit there was a letter . dorian : how do you know what was in it ? clint : i ran into viki this morning . dorian : oh . oh , viki , that vicious gossip . clint : oh , do n't blame viki . dorian : ohh , that sanctimonious rumormonger is peddling my story all over town ? clint : no , no , no . viki was worried about you , and so was i . dorian : since when ? clint : since you gave me a stadium with my name on it . dorian : ah , yes . warms the heart , does n't it ? that was blackmail . clint : no , it was a straight business deal . dorian : oh , and you 're worried that it wo n't stand ? clint : no . you already announced it . would look very , very bad with the voters if you backed off . dorian : so you 're not here to protect your business investment ? clint : i 'm just here to make sure that ... that you 're okay . i feel bad for you . dorian : spare me . clint : i also feel bad about my part . i 'm responsible for david leaving you . [ scene_break ] todd : you 're the one who sold téa this line , right ? she would n't have come here if it were n't for you . dani : we 're ... we 're too late . todd : no , dani ! no , we 're not too late ! he 's lying to us . he 's been lying to us since we showed up . now , where is she ? greg : todd , i told you -- todd : no , i do n't want to hear that ! those are lies . i know that . greg : look , i can show you a death certificate if you want . todd : oh , what about a body ? you got a body ? greg : no . todd : see ? she 's not dead . you 're hiding her . téa did n't want us to see her , so you 're hiding her . the game is up , man . take us to her . [ scene_break ] john : is this right ? cop : we got confirmation from the utilities company and the bank . rex : what ? john : okay . keep digging , and work fast . kelly : john , what is it ? what did you find ? [ scene_break ] blair : oh , i can not wait to get home and celebrate with the family . eli : well , i just checked in with the airport . we are on the next flight out . blair : perfect . eli : it 's tonight , though . blair : tonight ? that 's as soon as we can get out ? eli : it 's all they had . blair : well , i 'm really worried about dani . i just wanted to -- eli : i know . i think she 's gon na be fine . we 'll call her from the gate . i 'm sure they have a land line at the airport . blair : okay . ross : listen , i 'm glad you 're looking out for her . blair : i 'm trying . ross : yeah . eli : dani is gon na be fine . looking out for dani is the one thing that todd does right . ross : i have the scars to prove it . eli : ha ! ross : listen , give yourself a honeymoon day . i 'm out of here . the place is yours . eli : thanks , ross . ross : anytime , anytime . tell dani i love her when you see her . blair : i will . ross : great , and thanks for letting me be a part of my brother 's wedding day . you know , we do n't have a lot of moments . eli : no . blair : yeah , i know . i 'm glad that you could be here , ross . eli : let me walk you out . ross : right on . [ scene_break ] john : someone has been living in ross rayburn 's house since his death . rex : who ? john : rayburn . he 's alive . [ scene_break ] todd : if téa is dead , take me to her body . greg : i ca n't . i 'm telling you -- todd : no . those are lies . téa is not dead , but you are going to be if you do n't tell me where she is right now . [ scene_break ] cristian : it 's from paris . layla : that 's what the invoice says ? cristian : adriana ? layla : no . `` steffen chaloise studio . `` cristian : who ? layla : my favorite designer ... that i ca n't afford . did you do this ? cristian : what , you think i can afford a designer ? layla : oh , my god . cristian : what ? layla : oh ... oh , my god . this is my dress . can this be my dress ? cristian : i promise you , it 's not mine . layla : oh , no . this is my dress . cris , look . this is my sketch . cristian : you designed a wedding dress ? layla : i did n't -- i was just playing . i mean , this is the over - the - top , money- is - no - object wedding gown . i just threw it in a drawer . cristian : oh , yeah ? layla : yeah . i did n't even try to price it because i knew i could n't afford to have it made . cristian : but i did . [ scene_break ] matthew : no , no , no . you do n't get to drop a bomb like that and go back to dusting . destiny : look , i have two more of these cabanas to clean beef -- matthew : how am i changing ? destiny : think about it , matthew . i 'm sure you 'll come up with an answer . matthew : so you 're turning on me , too , now ? destiny : you break my heart . matthew : i thought we were okay . destiny : i do n't mean romantically . matthew : then how ? how am i changing ? destiny : it 's like you 're going over to the dark side ! [ scene_break ] dorian : how are you responsible for what david did ? clint : well , i 'm the one who blew the whistle on our fake romance . if i had n't told david the truth , you two would never have gotten back together again . dorian : yes , against my better judgment . clint : yeah . you were right to steer clear of the guy , even though you were sort of dancing around the edges , but if i had just kept my mouth shut , that 's all it would have been , no harm , no foul . dorian : so you 're taking the blame for it ? clint : i am just trying to be as straight as i can . dorian : oh , goodie , because , really , i could just use a handy target . clint : yes . so could i , especially since david forced my kimberly out of town . dorian : hmm . no wonder you wanted to push the two of us together . what perfect revenge . clint : would 've been a start . dorian : so , did you say you had something david wanted you to give me ? gee , thanks . [ box opens ] dorian : oh , my . hmm hmm hmm . this is the ring that david talked about giving me on our honeymoon . clint : so i figured . dorian : how did you get it ? [ scene_break ] rex : how is ross alive ? john : i do n't know , but we 've got canceled checks . someone has been paying the bills at the house . kelly : i thought todd killed ross to protect danielle . [ scene_break ] todd : i want you to tell me where you put téa right now , or -- i swear to god -- i 'm gon na -- shaun : back off , manning . todd : would you like to tell me instead ? you were in on it , right ? shaun : i brought you here . todd : right , after you phoned evans and gave him plenty of time to hide . shaun : nope . todd : eh . why am i talking to you , anyway ? you 're part of the plan . shaun : there 's no conspiracy here . todd : well , listen . help me find her . shaun : i did . this is the end of the line . todd : uh - uh . uh - uh . shaun : i did n't tell greg we were coming . he did n't know . téa did n't know . todd : yeah ? well , they found out somehow . that 's the only answer . shaun : no , it is n't . listen to greg . todd : i know you like your brother , but he 's playing us . he 's been playing us from the beginning . shaun : i brought you here . todd : that 's because you know that téa and i need to be together , all right ? let 's finish this job . shaun : we have . todd : no , no , no . she 's not -- she ca n't be . she 's here somewhere . [ scene_break ] john : manning shot rayburn . he fell into the river , and they never found the body . rex : now we know why . kelly : where are you going ? john : to see bo . he can get the tahitian police over to the house . sit tight and do n't touch anything . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] eli : thanks for all your help , ross . ross : glad to be here . eli : you know , i do n't think blair would have stayed and gone through with it if you had n't pulled out all the stops . ross : you want something bad enough , go for the gold . [ scene_break ] shaun : i 'm sorry , but ms. delgado is gone . my brother is not lying . todd : oh , you believe your brother ? i thought you said he was a creep who does n't care about family or anything . shaun : you got to man up here , bro , for dani . pull it together . [ scene_break ] kelly : this is too slow . it 's on the other side of the world . by the time they get someone , it 's -- rex : hey , they got phones , they got wi - fi . they can move just as fast as someone in the next state . kelly : yeah , that 's if they get it 's an emergency , okay ? they -- officer : where 's lieutenant mcbain ? rex : he 'll be right back . officer : well , tell him that 's the info on rayburn . we even got his cell phone number . rex : sure . kelly : oh , man , it 's too late . it 's too late . we were so close . rex : hey , they 'll get clarke . just stay calm . kelly : yeah , no , i know , i know . i know i need to breathe . would you mind finding me some water , rex ? rex : sure . [ scene_break ] ross : blair 's chomping at the bit to get back to danielle . eli : i know . do n't worry . she wo n't be getting on that plane tonight . [ cell phone rings ] blair : huh . the phones work . hello ? [ scene_break ] cristian : i found the sketch . layla : you went snooping in my drawer ? cristian : well , are n't you glad ? i saw the paper , and i thought it was one of my sketches , but then i saw what you 'd done , and i just had to see it on you . layla : this is a copy of my sketch . cristian : well , i did n't want to send the original , in case you went looking for it . layla : you are sneaky . cristian : do you want to hear how i pulled it off ? layla : oh , please . gloat . cristian : well , i sent it to adriana . i mean , i figured she knew your sizes and whatever the scribbles mean . layla : that 's why she was the best design partner ever . cristian : yeah , she must be because she got this steffan guy to make it for you . layla : chris , it must have cost a fortune . cristian : it was n't so bad . adriana got me a good deal . layla : still . cristian : the money does n't matter . layla : i 'm gon na cry . cristian : well , i -- i hope it 's the good kind . layla : this is the dress of my dreams . cristian : and you 're the woman of my dreams , so it works . layla : is this how it 's gon na be ? cristian : oh , yeah . oh , yeah . every day . i am going to do absolutely the right thing , and you will never be mad at me . layla : i thought so . this was so thoughtful . i ca n't believe what you did for me . cristian : and i ca n't believe what you did for me . [ scene_break ] blair : hello ? [ static ] blair : is anybody there ? kelly : blair , hey , is that you ? blair : kelly , what are you doing ? ca n't you just give me a day ? good lord . how 'd you get this number ? kelly : blair , is eli in the room with you ? blair : actually , he 's outside . i 'm getting ready to join him . kelly : blair , do n't . listen to me . we have proof . everything that i told you about eli is true . [ scene_break ] eli : i wo n't lie to you , bro . it was n't easy , but i think i got it all smoothed out . [ scene_break ] dani : todd ... please , you should sit down or something . todd : no . dani : todd ... look at me . i believe them . okay , mom was really sick , and we knew she did n't have much time left , and we were just too late . mom died alone . todd : that 's what she wanted . [ scene_break ] matthew : i did n't go to the dark side . i got dumped . destiny : yup . matthew : so it sucked , all right ? i had a few bad days . destiny : okay . matthew : what ? destiny : i 'm just saying -- be careful , matthew . it could be genetic . matthew : what could be ? destiny : your dad 's a great guy , but i 've heard about your grandpa , asa . matthew : yeah , he kicked ass and took names and took care of his family . destiny : grandpa asa was an s.o.b . when he had to be . your uncle clint has never met a shotgun he did n't like . matthew : he just brings it out to make a point . but , uh , my brother , david just left a woman on his wedding day for a second time . destiny : you see what i 'm saying ? matthew : all right , i 'll agree with you on that . that is bad . destiny : i ca n't believe it , either . i mean , i know david 's a flake , but leaving dorian at the altar -- that 's not his style . [ scene_break ] clint : i got a call from logan 's . and classy guy that he is , david charged your ring to my account . dorian : oh . so why did n't you just return it ? clint : i thought you might want it . i mean , you deserve something . dorian : a consolation prize ? clint : more like hazard pay . dorian : i would rather be buried alive than accept a gift from david . clint : i can certainly understand that . but on the other hand , this is a perfect square - cut diamond . so then , if you change your mind ... dorian : i wo n't . david is a snake ! clint : well , you 'll get no fight from me on that , but if someone humiliated me the way david humiliated you , i 'd want to skin him alive . dorian : he slithered away before i could do it . [ scene_break ] todd : so you 're telling the truth ? greg : yes . todd : well , in that case , we need to see the body , okay ? where is she ? greg : no , todd , i told you , i -- todd : you said she was dead . i want to see the body . greg : i 'm afraid that 's not possible . [ scene_break ] ross : all right , bro . i 'll call you later if i can find my phone . i know i had it in here . eli : ross , do n't tell me you left your phone in there . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , you know what ? give it up . kelly , eli is not bennett thompson . kelly : john has an arrest warrant . why do you think eli wanted to elope so bad ? he knew that john was moving in on him . blair : a warrant ? how ? kelly : i found eli 's mug shot . i snuck into his hotel room . he was shredding a bunch of documents . forensics put it back together . blair : wait . you have a mug shot that looks like eli with the name bennett thompson on it ? kelly : no . he was craig pattison . blair : oh , my gosh ! now he 's somebody else ? this is completely crazy , kelly . kelly : blair , listen to me . craig pattison killed his wife . he was arrested , but he escaped the charge , and then he disappeared . blair : no , kelly , listen to me . you -- it 's just crazy . kelly : he changed his name to bennett thompson , and he moved to l.a . he married a woman by the name of olivia . she disappeared , presumed dead , and bennett thompson disappeared with her money , and elijah clarke was born . how do you think i got this number ? blair : how ? kelly : the police . john is with bo right now getting the tahitian police on it . elijah clarke is a killer . he 's a wife - killer . are you two married yet ? rex : what are you doing ? kelly : you know what ? ask him about olivia . rex : is that blair ? did you tell her to confront clarke ? kelly : hang on . wait . wait . do n't say anything to eli . just find your way out of there . get out of there right now . eli : blair ? [ scene_break ] layla : [ sighs ] i ca n't wait for the doorbell to ring again . cristian : this has been a good day for deliveries . layla : yeah . the next one really will be our wedding invitations . maybe we should move up the date . cristian : to when ? layla : i do n't care , as long as it 's before you become the artist - in- residence . cristian : you know there 's no rush . layla : yeah , there is . i want a ring on you before you 're surrounded by all those artsy boho chicks . cristian : yeah , well , these hot boho chicks will all know i 'm taken . layla : i did n't say they would be hot . cristian : well , it would n't matter , because i 'm taken . layla : i better go call adriana and thank her for everything . cristian : now ? it 's never too late in paris . does it have to be right now ? layla : uh , yeah . did you read the outside of that envelope in all caps ? `` call me the second you get it . `` cristian : and how does adriana know the delivery schedule in llanview ? layla : would -- just go get in the shower and let me call my girlfriend , please . cristian : damn . the honeymoon 's over already . layla : shut up . [ scene_break ] clint : get yourself up , girl . i 'll take you to lunch . dorian : no , thanks . clint : you did n't have breakfast , from what i 've heard . dorian : i ca n't go out today . clint : oh , yeah . i thought just maybe you had n't heard . dorian : heard what ? clint : dorian , the thing about morning drive radio -- it 's over in a day , maybe two . dorian : what ? i was discussed on morning radio ? clint : oh , you know how they do it . `` what llanview mayor was left at the altar in her designer gown and her homemade vows , `` et cetera , et cetera , and then they go on all day long about it . dorian : oh . oh , i -- i really do not think that i will be going out today . clint : that 's probably a good idea . dorian : were there a lot of calls and comments ? clint : nothing worth listening to , but good lord , people are just downright cruel , are n't they ? i think it 's very wise that you just stay here until it all blows over . dorian : i 'm not hiding . clint : no , of course not . you 're catching up on your beauty sleep , and i will tell the maid that you are not to be disturbed , because you want to look a heck of a lot better than this when you finally face the world . [ scene_break ] todd : téa was my wife . she 's dani 's mother , so i think we have a right to see the body . shaun : listen to him , greg . greg : i know what his rights are , shaun , but there is n't a body to view . dani : what ? greg : look , dani , your mother was very clear about her final wishes . she wanted to be cremated . todd : and you already did it ? greg : her body was taken away last night . [ scene_break ] eli : what 's going on ? blair : the phone -- the phone rang . eli : oh , that 's ross ' phone . blair : i guess . i did n't realize that phones worked here . eli : he 's got an old local one . it must work . who called ? blair : do you have time to catch ross ? eli : yeah . [ scene_break ] rex : what ? kelly : hello ? i do n't know . the line just went dead . rex : okay , she hung up ? the call was dropped ? kelly : i do n't know . rex : wait , just -- stop ! john : they 're on their way to rayburn 's house now . kelly : hey , did bo get to the cops ? john : tell me you did n't call rayburn 's number . [ scene_break ] ross : bro , i ca n't find my phone . eli : because blair had your phone , you idiot ! ross : well , who did she call ? eli : i do n't know . somebody called in . ross : so what ? probably some guy calling the surf shop or one of my friends . eli : well , it was a restricted number . probably an international call . ross : come on , i -- i have friends overseas . eli : we ca n't take any chances , dude . you know what this means . [ scene_break ] kelly : i had to do something , john . john : what happened ? kelly : blair answered . john : lucky . what did you tell her ? [ scene_break ] eli : did you catch ross ? eli : oh , yeah . who did you say called again ? blair : olivia . eli : maybe his new girlfriend . blair : olivia thompson . eli : what , am i supposed to recognize that name ? blair : i should say so . she happens to be your wife . [ scene_break ] cristian : hey . what happened on the phone ? layla : um , adriana said the designer loved my design . cristian : the guy 's got taste . layla : no . he really loved it . cristian : okay . [ layla sighs ] layla : he wants me to work for him . cristian : as a designer ? layla : yeah . i 'd start as his first assistant , and i 'd be doing my own designs as part of his line . cristian : well , that 's great . i mean , is n't he your favorite designer ? layla : yeah . he 's the best . cristian : all right ! wait a minute . why are n't you jumping on the furniture or something ? is n't this , like , your dream job ? layla : yeah . cristian : okay . so ? layla : i 'd have to move to paris . [ scene_break ] matthew : so are we still friends ? destiny : i did n't walk out . matthew : yeah , but supposedly i 'm all borderline evil . destiny : did i say that ? matthew : yeah , pretty much . destiny : you 're nowhere near that . just beware the dark side . matthew : i 'll use the force only for good . destiny : i 've got to work . matthew : all right . see you later . matthew : whew . matthew : uncle clint . clint : how 's my favorite nephew ? matthew : okay . clint : matthew , i think it 's time that you and i had a little talk . [ scene_break ] john : balsom , what happened on the phone ? rex : i just heard the end . kelly , tell him . john : what 'd you tell her ? kelly : everything . john : what did she say ? kelly : you know what ? not much . i do n't think she believed me . she hung up . john : did you hear her hang up ? did she say , `` i 'm hanging up `` ? kelly : not exactly . john : so clarke could have heard her on the phone . [ scene_break ] eli : you 're my wife . blair : now . eli : well , i 've never been married before . blair : bennett thompson was . eli : oh , here we go again with kelly 's wacko theories . i am not bennett thompson . blair : what about craig pattison ? i suppose you 're gon na tell me you 're not him either ? [ scene_break ] ross : bonjour . can i help you ? officer : we are looking for elijah clarke , aka bennett thompson , aka craig pattison . ross : you caught me . [ scene_break ] greg : i am very sorry for your loss . let 's give them a minute . dani : i wish you were right . i ca n't believe we missed her . todd : sweetheart , honey , you did really good . dani : no , i did n't . todd : yes , you did . you 're the only reason that shaun told us anything , and we would n't be here at all if it were n't for you . dani : it 's too late . [ scene_break ] greg : thanks for pulling manning off of me . shaun : that man wanted to put you in the morgue . greg : he 's grieving . shaun : even at that , i 've got to give the man his props . he 's got instincts . greg : what are you talking about ? shaun : what 's going on , greg ? there 's something you 're not saying . what is it ? [ scene_break ] john : tahitian authorities have clarke in custody . rex : yes ! kelly : oh , thank god . that means blair must be okay . [ scene_break ] eli : where is this coming from , blair ? who was on that phone ? blair : i told you , eli . eli : it was n't olivia thompson , was it ? blair : why ? because she 's dead ? because you killed her ? eli : what ? no . blair : just like you killed your first wife when you were craig pattison ? eli : this is insane . who is craig pattison ? blair : it 's so true , all of it . you killed those two women , your wives , and ... now you 're gon na kill me , too , are n't you ?
clint goes to talk to dorian and admits to her that he feels responsible for david leaving her at the altar although he wo n't admit that he sent david away or that it was not david 's choice to leave her . he also indicates that maybe he can help her get even with david . meanwhile , destiny tells matthew she 's concerned that he might be going to the `` dark side `` and turning into somebody not unlike asa or clint . he tells her he does not think ill of them . but they both agree that his brother , david , did something despicable and does n't want to follow in the footsteps of anybody like that . however , when matthew is alone , clint comes to talk to him about matthew 's `` future `` .
shane : dad ? rex : shane . shane , hey , what 's up ? i thought you were asleep . what 's up ? shane : what 's up with you ? [ scene_break ] blair : john , i need to talk to you right away , so can you call me ? it 's urgent . oh ... starr : you ok ? blair : have you seen your father ? starr : which one ? [ scene_break ] brody : you and your mom are everything to me . that 's why i have to stop the bad guy . he 's already hurt so many other people , i ca n't even count them all . jack manning let gigi die , and who helped the kid get away with it ? victor . plus , with the things he 's done to his own family -- he was gon na take starr 's daughter and run off with her . i do n't know how starr ever forgave him for that . what am i doing , liam ? i 'm trying to come up with a reason to rid the world of victor lord jr . even if i find it , could i really go through with it ? [ scene_break ] victor : i do n't trust this guy any more than you do , but i think that if he wanted to kill me , he would 've done it by now . jack : maybe he 's been waiting for the right time . victor : the right time came and went already . just today he had a perfect opportunity . jack : what happened ? victor : you know , he showed up at my office , and he wanted to take my desk and my whole company , my employees , everything . jack : what 'd you do ? victor : what do you think i did ? i kicked him out . jack : way to go , dad . victor : yeah . i 'm not gon na let him steal everything i 've worked so hard for . i 'll take it to the supreme court if i have to . got a killer lawyer , right ? jack : yeah . téa is the best , but a case like that could take a long time , do n't you think ? what if he just wants to get you out of the way right now ? victor : no . see , if he did that , then he would risk everyone knowing that he was the shooter , and he 'd go back to prison . jack : maybe he does n't care . victor : oh , he cares . trust me , he cares . he wants his life back . i mean , he may wave a gun around and try to spook me , but it 's nothing . it 's just an empty threat . jack : look , dad . i know you might think you 're safe , but sometimes stuff happens , stuff you do n't expect , you know ? sometimes people end up dead when they 're not supposed to . victor : you mean gigi morasco ? [ scene_break ] téa : well , surprise , surprise . you 're not looking for me , are you ? tomás : no . i did n't know you 'd be here . téa : uh - huh . tomás : looking for your husband . téa : well , you 're out of luck . he was called away unexpectedly . tomás : by whom ? téa : his mother . tomás : i thought she was in custody . téa : got to love the united states of america . even irene manning is entitled to one phone call . tomás : téa , do n't tell me victor went down to the police station . téa : ok . i wo n't . tomás : why would he do that ? what business could he possibly have with her now ? téa : actually , i 'm more interested in what business you could possibly have with him now . tomás : well , i came to tell him to leave town and never come back . [ scene_break ] nora : do n't even ask . i 'm so tired of saying the same thing every time i come back from visiting matthew . bo : no change . guess you do n't want me to remind you of all the cases we read about where things turned around . nora : i 'm not really believing in miracles today , bo . bo : well , you 're allowed , honey . we both are . we can be discouraged . we can yell . you can scream if you want , but the only thing we ca n't do is give up . nora : never give up on matthew . bo : no . nora : got an exhumation order ? bo : yeah . nora : gigi morasco ? bo : i tried to talk balsom out of it , but he would n't listen . nora : you opened her coffin ? why ? what did you expect to find ? bo : nothing . balsom thought it 'd be empty . [ scene_break ] rex : i 'm not sure i know what you mean , shane . shane : before when i asked you about why you had mom 's grave dug up , you blew me off . rex : i 'm sorry . you had every right to ask . shane : but i still do n't get an answer ? rex : i do n't have an easy explanation , shane . i 'm sorry . shane : you ca n't even try ? rex : ok . i needed to know -- i thought maybe there -- shane : it 's ok . you do n't have to keep things from me . i know what 's going on . i mean , i calmed down before i kind of figured it out . rex : figured what out ? shane : when you had the coffin open , you were looking for something , and you know what ? for a long time , i 've wanted the same thing . rex : you have ? [ scene_break ] blair : i 'm looking for todd , the real one . starr : i thought he was staying at aunt viki 's . blair : well , i thought so , too , but apparently , he has gone out for a while . so i 've got to find him , but if you hear from him , will you call me immediately ? starr : yeah . blair : great . hi , james . starr : hi . james : hi . what is with your mom ? starr : um , i have no idea , something about my dad , the one with the scar . james : that is so weird that you have to specify which one . starr : is it weird ? is it weird that the man that i called my dad for 8 years turns out to be my uncle and that my real dad wants to come back into my life and pick up from where we left off ? oh ... james : i guess it 's a good sign if you can smile about it . starr : mm . james : it 's ok . i know it 's hard for you . starr : you know it 's getting easier . when i found out that my dad was who he said he was , something clicked . it felt right . james : yeah . i saw that . when you were telling me the stories about when you were little , the connection you guys had , i saw it . starr : i know , and it 's still there after all this time . james : but what about your connection with victor ? that 's still there , right ? starr : it is , definitely . james : what 's gon na happen to that ? [ scene_break ] brody : i wo n't let him destroy our family , either . he 's the only thing standing in our way . marty is gone . tape with her confession on it , that 's gone , too . vimal patel knows the truth , but he swore he would n't talk . victor is the only one left . he has to be stopped , but to take his life ? i 've done it before , but that was war . in a way , so is this . [ scene_break ] téa : victor is not the man you have a problem with . todd manning is the one you want me to stay away from , and we all know i 'm not married to todd . tomás : does n't matter . téa : well , of course , it matters . todd and victor have two completely different histories . tomás : and victor 's history is nothing to be proud of . he 's every bit as dangerous as his twin brother . téa : no , no , no . if there 's anyone who 's dangerous , it 's this so - called mother who brainwashed him into believing he was someone he was n't . now that he knows that , he has the chance to become his own person . tomás : and you think it 's that simple . you think he could just erase all that programming whenever he wants ? there 's no delete button here , téa . téa : oh , it 's not gon na happen overnight , tomás . tomás : he went to see her . irene manning destroyed her own son 's soul , and with one phone call , he comes running back to her ? téa : victor is not some robot , ok ? he made the choice to go . it was his decision to go . tomás : how do you know ? she was able to completely control him before . téa : yes , and he hates his mother for that . he will never let her control him again . tomás : yeah . even if that 's true , he 's damaged . an entire world that he 's known has been taken from him . you think he 's just gon na let that go ? téa : what business is this of yours , anyway ? tomás : desperate people do terrible things , téa . the man is losing his entire family . téa : no , he 's not . he 's not losing me . tomás : ha ha ! i hear you say that , and i think that papi must be rolling over in his grave . téa : what are you talking about ? tomás : our father did n't raise you to be a fool , téa . téa : heh . [ scene_break ] nora : rex believes that gigi is still alive ? bo : yeah . these sightings , or maybe hallucinations -- i do n't know , but the way he described them to me , i almost started to think it was possible . nora : magical thinking . it 's when you want something to be true so badly , you start believing crazy things just so it 'll be true ... like milkshakes . bo : milkshakes ? nora : every time i go to visit matthew , i stop , and i get his favorite -- double chocolate , extra thick -- and then i take it , and i put it on the bedside table , and i keep thinking i want to be patient . one day , he 's gon na sit up , and he 's just gon na smile at me , and he 's gon na reach over and -- how pathetic is that , huh ? bo : no . it 's not pathetic . nora : well , there 's more . bo : it 's human . nora : there 's more . i hear his voice . as i 'm going down the hallway , i think i hear him talking , and even though i tell myself not to rush , by the time i get to his room , i 'm running . bo : i 'm glad i 'm not the only one . nora : you , too ? bo : yeah . his voice is so clear , you know , and for a second there , i thought i could hear him laugh . then i get to the room , and he 's still lying there with his eyes closed . so when balsom tells me that he thinks he sees gigi , i get it . nora : you 're not just saying this to make me feel better ? bo : no , honey . we love our son . you know , there 's so much about him , it lives inside of us . so we can hear his voice . sometimes it sounds real . nora : i love you . bo : you know , matthew is gon na come back to us , honey , but it 's not the same for balsom . we have hope , and he does n't . nora : oh , my god , poor rex . i do feel badly for him . i really do . bo : i know . so do i , and digging up gigi 's grave , it really backfired on him because shane showed up . nora : shane was at the cemetery ? bo : yeah . it was an accident . balsom did n't want shane to know that he was digging up the grave , but shane -- apparently , he just decided that he wanted to visit his mother 's grave . nora : oh , my god , that poor kid has had so much to cope with . bo : i know . nora : it was bad enough trying to get over his loss but then to find out that jack manning was responsible and that his father -- todd or , what , victor ; i do n't know -- helped him get away scot - free -- [ scene_break ] rex : so you know that i -- shane : you opened the grave because you wanted to find a clue , something that everyone else missed , something that could link jack manning to mom 's death . so was there ? did you find anything ? rex : no . i did n't find what i was looking for , shane . shane : well , then now what are we supposed to do ? that was our last chance of getting evidence against jack . rex : i 'm sorry . shane : everyone says that they 're sorry , but nobody actually does anything , even brody . i asked him to set up a sting , but he -- rex : what ? shane : i had a great idea to make jack confess . rex : and you went to brody . why ? shane : because you said that you were gon na make jack and his dad pay , but you never did anything about it . [ scene_break ] blair : hey , brody . hey , sweetie . is todd here ? i called over here before . jessica told me he 'd gone out . i was hoping maybe he was back already . brody : i do n't think so . i have n't seen him . you look a little freaked out . blair : well , you know what ? maybe it 's nothing , but -- brody : what ? blair : well , the last time i saw todd , he was freaking out . he was blaming victor for taking his life , his family , you name it , and i tried to tell him that it was n't victor 's choice , but he would n't hear it , and we got into a really , really big fight . brody : i 'm sorry . blair : yeah . so am i because i think maybe i made things worse than they already are . brody : how ? blair : todd threatened to take back what was his , and i tried to call his bluff . look . he 'd already lost years of his life , and i said , `` do you really want to risk that by shooting victor ? do you want to got to jail ? `` so i told him that there was a gun in the safe . brody : blair , what did you do ? blair : well , i held it out , and i dared him to take it , but he did n't . he did n't , and i knew that he would n't , and he stood there while i put it back in the safe , but , brody , my mistake was thinking that that was gon na be the end of it because now the gun is gone , and so is todd . [ scene_break ] starr : my uncle victor asked me the same exact question . he wants to know how he 's going to fit into my life now . james : well , he was your dad for 8 years . that 's a long time . starr : yeah , long enough to prove how much he cared . he risked his life for me , james . i 'm never going to forget that . i 'm always going to love him , and he 's always going to be a huge part of my life , but my father is my father . i 'm just glad that he did n't do all the terrible things that victor did , the things that were so hard to forgive . james : like around when you got pregnant with hope ? starr : yeah . my dad was n't the one that pushed me into making scary choices . may not have been perfect . he did terrible things , just not to me . james : well , let 's hope he does n't do terrible things to me . starr : he wo n't . do n't worry about it . james : you sure about that ? i mean , you know , victor has his issues , but i think he was starting to accept me -- in his own way , of course -- but now i 've got this whole other protective dad to convince i 'm gon na do right by his daughter . starr , something tells me that 's not gon na be a piece of cake . [ scene_break ] téa : do n't push me . this is my life . you do n't get to make the rules . tomás : all i want , all i have ever wanted since the day i came here , is to keep you and daniella safe . téa : and yet all you 've done since the day you came here , pretty much , has been to lie to us -- oh , is that not true ? -- about why you came here in the first place , about your past , about your friends . you 've kept a million dirty , little secrets , tomás . next to you , victor is an innocent . tomás : innocent of knowing his true identity maybe , but once he found out , he tried to lie his way out of it , and dani told me , even though he knew he was victor lord , he thought he 'd pretend to be todd , so he could run away with all of you to hawaii , right ? téa : yes , because he was sacred . he thought he was losing his family , tomás . tomás : i 'm scared that you and dani are gon na get caught in the crossfire when todd and victor go head to head . téa : and why would they do that , tomás ? tomás : even a rational man will fight to the death to keep what he believes is his , and these are not rational men . [ scene_break ] blair : so the minute i realized that the gun was gone , i called over here and talked to jessica . she told me that todd had gone out , but then i called téa and john and left a message with both of them , but neither one of them have gotten back to me yet . brody : did you tell john about the gun ? blair : no , and i know that i should 've , but come on . could todd really be that crazy and risk going to jail for the rest of his life ? brody : well , maybe he thinks he can get away with it somehow . blair : brody , i do n't think he was thinking . i think that is the problem . i just wish i knew where todd went . brody : i 'll look for him , ok ? blair : oh , that would make me feel so much better . i appreciate it . in the meantime , i 'm gon na go find victor . brody : and tell him what ? blair : that someone is out to get him . [ scene_break ] victor : you ca n't be rewriting history , jack , ok ? what happened to gigi was an accident . jack : an accident i caused . victor : did you know the generator was broken and that it was leaking carbon monoxide ? no . you did n't . so i do n't want you going around blaming yourself for things you had no control over . jack : i should n't have left her there in the first place . victor : ok , but under normal circumstances , she would 've been ok , couple hours in the dark , no big deal . so i want you to put this past you , ok ? i want you to be thinking about your future . i want you to make plans for it . jack : right , right . plans for the future . i 've been thinking about that , and i got this idea . can i run it by you ? victor : uh , yeah . shoot . [ thunder ] victor : `` gigi morasco scholarship fund . `` jack : i want to raise money for it . victor : hmm . hmm . you know , you should call this the origami cogs fund . jack : origami cogs ? you mean the company that outbid you for the satellite ? victor : that was n't a company . it was just rex balsom . it was a front for him . jack : how 'd you figure that out ? victor : my people figured it out recently . you know what an anagram is ? jack : yeah , when you change the letters of a word to form another word . victor : well , `` origami cogs `` is an anagram of `` gigi morasco . `` rex was just trying to bring us down one acquisition at a time . jack : so i guess you 're not cool with this scholarship fund . victor : no . go ahead . maybe balsom will see it as a peace offering , stop trying to stick it to me . jack : you think ? victor : he may be easing up already . he has n't made a move in some time . maybe the war is over . jack : maybe it 'll never be over . [ scene_break ] shane : i 'm sorry . i should n't have said that . rex : it 's ok . you 're frustrated . you 're angry . i am , too . i have been ever since your mom died . shane : it 's just , sometimes it 's really hard . rex : i know . look , when i promised to get justice , i was n't just making a promise to you . i was making a promise to your mom , as well , but i did n't get it done . shane : it 's ok , dad . rex : no , it 's not . i got sidetracked . i got caught up in something that led nowhere , but after what happened today , after what happened at the cemetery , i 'm gon na get it done . i 'm back on track . shane : what do you mean ? rex : i mean victor and jack are gon na get punished for what they did . i 'm gon na see to it . [ scene_break ] bo : that better not be work you 're bringing home from the office . nora : it 's not . it 's our mail . i guess going back and forth to philadelphia , it 's really piled up . i thought that maybe if we sorted it out , got all the junk mail out before , then we could probably -- bo : what is it ? nora : it 's for matthew -- l.u . nora : no , no , no , no , no . tell me . tell me . bo : it 's from the admissions office . they hope that he 'll apply for next year . probably be getting a lot of these . nora : that 's what he should be doing right now -- weighing his opportunities , touring campuses . bo : i was looking forward to that . it 's one of those milestones you do n't want to miss . nora : well , maybe we do n't have to . i mean , we could still do that , bo , if we had another child . [ scene_break ] james : i ca n't believe hope let me read a whole chapter to her . starr : oh , she loves those animal noises you make . james : well , hey , i 'm kind of famous for my barnyard impressions . starr : oh , yeah ? james : oh , wow . i do jungle creatures , too , but you 're gon na have to pay more to see that . starr : do you , now ? james : yeah . starr : i told you that hope would fall in love with you . thank you for being so patient . james : well , hey , as long as she does n't want me to sing , i think i 'm safe . starr : you know what the best part about it is ? james : what ? starr : once my dad sees how much his granddaughter is crazy about you , he 'll have to agree . james : that would be great , but the only opinion i care about is yours . so as long as you like me , i -- starr : always . james : prove it . starr : hee hee ! ha ha ha ! aah ! james : oh , what 's -- `` starr and baz `` ? what , you finished it ? starr : oh , no . it 's just a demo , ok ? yes . i laid down the vocals , and baz mixed it . james : well , what are you waiting for ? let 's listen to it . starr : no . it 's not ready for other people yet . james : whoa , since when am i other people ? hey , come on now . i 'm the man , the guy that your daughter is crazy about , remember ? starr : yes . i remember . james : and i 'm already your biggest fan , so come on . you 've got nothing to lose . [ scene_break ] shane : so jack and victor are finally gon na get what 's coming to them ? is that why you went out of town for a while ? were you planning something ? rex : no . it was a wasted trip . shane : oh . i thought you were setting up another company so you can attack victor 's business again . rex : i am working on something , but you do n't have to worry about it , ok ? shane : i 'm worried because it 's not enough . even if we take away every single dollar they have , that 's nothing compared to what we lost . they 'll still be alive , and mom is dead . it 's not fair , dad . rex : you 're right . it 's not . [ scene_break ] téa : i understand that the situation between todd and victor is a volatile one , and i 've done everything i can to defuse it , and i truly believe that with time , they will both calm down and learn that there 's enough of everything to go around . tomás : and then what , they 're gon na sit down and agree to share it ? you 're deluding yourself , téa . téa : and you underestimate my influence . you know , how about instead of obsessing about my relationship with my husband , you concentrate on your relationship with blair , especially now that todd is back in town . tomás : we already talked about that . téa : uh - huh . tomás : blair does n't want to think about the past . she wants to move forward with me . téa : now who 's deluding themselves ? [ scene_break ] blair : todd ? jack : mom ? victor : sorry . were you calling for todd ? why would you do that ? todd does n't live here . blair : yeah . i know that . i just thought maybe he might have shown up . jack : with that gun that he stole from aunt dorian 's safe ? blair : so do you know about that ? jack : told him all about it . blair : and you 're still allowing my son to stay here waiting for you to get shot again ? come on . come on , jack . jack : no . this is my normal night with dad . blair : nothing is normal about this . i want you to be as far away from here as possible , and , you , you need to check yourself into the nearest hotel . victor : oh , really ? so this guy can try to steal everything that 's mine ? i 'm not gon na let him run me out of my own house . blair : oh , you think it 's a better idea for you to sit around here , be a sitting duck ? victor : you 're not really worried about me . blair : why would i be here if i were n't worried ? victor : because you want to keep todd off of death row . blair : oh , do n't be ridiculous . victor : you know what ? i do n't really care what your reasons are . i 'm not gon na go anywhere , not gon na run away . i 'm not a coward . blair : there is nothing cowardly about wanting to protect yourself . victor : oh , i survived the last attempt on my life . why not this one ? blair : you only survived because john saved your butt . what happens if no one is there to save you this time ? [ scene_break ] bo : honey , are you saying -- another child ? what , now ? nora : oh . oh , no . i did n't mean that we should have -- bo : what did you say ? nora : i do n't mean that we should have a child of our own . i just meant that with destiny having matthew 's child , oh , bo , we could give that child such a wonderful life . do n't you agree ? bo : well , it kind of depends on what destiny wants , does n't it ? nora : oh , she 's just a child herself , you know , getting letters just like this one urging her to go out into the world and explore her life , you know , and that 's what she should be doing , not tied down with a baby . i mean , that was part of one of the big reasons why she was considering not having the baby . bo : until you talked her out of it . nora : well , yeah . then her mother never forgave me for that , but do n't you see ? i mean , that 's what destiny should be doing . she should go off and live her life , and we could share in the raising of matthew 's baby , you know , and destiny could have her life and know that no one would be loving her baby more than we do . bo : did you tell her that ? nora : yes . i did . i did . i know that was wrong . i should n't have . i should 've asked you first . so here i am . i 'm asking you . bo : it 's a big decision . nora : i know . bo : i do n't have a lot of experience , you know ? i did n't raise drew , did n't raise matthew from birth , either , and david -- nora : i know . i know . ok . ok . i understand what you 're saying . i do , and if this is n't something that you feel you want to take on right now -- bo : that 's not what i 'm saying . nora : it 's not ? bo : no . what i 'm saying is , if we have the option to raise our grandchild with the best mother in the whole world , then i 'd be honored . nora : oh , oh , oh ... bo : ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] victor : old todd -- big on threats , but not gon na follow through , not with this one . blair : well , you know what ? that 's what i thought , too , but now i 'm not so sure . victor : he spent 8 years in some high - tech bunker getting his brain zapped . you think he wants to get locked up again ? blair : all right . come on . let 's go . jack : no . mom , no . we ca n't just leave him here . blair : you know what ? if he wants to risk his life , i ca n't stop him , but i 'm not gon na let him take a chance on yours . now get out of here . you better call shaun . you 're gon na need a bodyguard . victor : i do n't need a bodyguard . blair : just could you at least do that , please ? victor : well , if it 's gon na get you off my ass , yeah . sure . i 'll do it . i swear i 'll do it . blair : come on . let 's go . [ scene_break ] téa : blair and i go back a long time , ok ? i know all her promises . i 've heard all of her never agains , and if there 's one thing i know , it 's that blair is not over todd , and she never will be . tomás : i guess you 'll just have to wait and see . téa : well , if you two do end up together , do n't expect me to be a bridesmaid . she and i had a truce for a while , but that is over . tomás : you know , she still considers you a friend , téa . téa : friends do n't give friends constant unsolicited advice . i still have a message from her i have n't even listened to yet . tomás : why not ? téa : because she keeps telling me how to run my marriage and live my life . i do n't need a mother , ok , and i do n't need you to be papi , all right ? tomás : i 'm gon na go . meeting sebastian at capricorn , ok ? téa , whatever you may think , i love you . téa : i know . tomás : i just want you to be safe , and i do n't think you can be until victor is out of your life . [ scene_break ] rex : it 's late . you should go to bed . shane : what 's the point ? it 's not like i can sleep , anyway . rex : so that was you walking around in the middle of the night . shane : not just last night , every night since jack killed mom . i 'll fall asleep for a few hours and then wake up and stare at the ceiling until morning . rex : it 's not gon na stay like this , shane , ok ? things are gon na get better . shane : yeah . i know they will . [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] james : what 's wrong ? i 've heard stuff that you and baz have worked on before . starr : i know , but there 's still so much to do before it 's perfect . james : ok . fine . you win . you 're just gon na have to sing it to me . starr : you do n't give up , do you ? james : um , have you met me ? starr : um , put it in . james : all right . [ scene_break ] blair : hurry . jack : when i 'm 18 , you wo n't be able to force me to do stuff anymore . blair : you know , forgive me if i do n't want my son being caught in a gunfight , all right ? you 'll be glad you were n't there when your dad shows up . jack : victor is my father . how many times do i have to tell you ? blair : let me put it to you this way . neither todd nor victor want you hurt . they 'll be glad that you were n't there . now get up there and get to bed . come on . [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] [ music playing ] starr : where do you go with nothing to cling to your head in the clouds the rainbows behind you ? it 's so hard to breathe always searching for hope but lost are those eyes where i used to hide away and gone are those dreams falling down [ thunder ] starr : still you only have one voice just one chance here to hold on to to reach for me believe 'cause you only have one life to live [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] blair 's voice : téa , it 's me -- blair . i need you to call me back . something has happened . the gun that dorian kept in her safe is missing , and i ca n't be sure , but i think todd has it . [ scene_break ] starr : your heart on the floor you lost the horizon so hard to feel no reason for hope well , you only have one voice just one chance here to hold on to to reach for me ... [ scene_break ] victor : hey , shaun , it 's me . i need to put you back on the payroll , humor my ex - wife . it 's really nothing . you wo n't have to do anything at all . hello ? so -- oh , my god , what the hell are you doing here ?
jack observes original todd with a gun and warns both current todd and his mom that original todd is armed and dangerous and his father could get killed . we see rex with a plan holding a gun . brody also has a `` plan `` for victor lord jr. after victor has threatened to expose brody 's secret that liam is not his child . bo has exhumed gigi 's grave for rex and has told nora that he understands rex 's need to never give up hope not unlike their hope for matthew who is not dead and who could still get better although they always get their hopes up for nothing when they see that their son has made no changes . nora is still determined to raise destiny 's and matthew 's baby although it does not seem anybody else is as `` enthused `` about the idea as she is . and at the end of the episode , we see victor lying in the floor in a puddle of blood after somebody has shot him unseen and unknown .
judge : be seated , mr. buchanan . mr. emerson : mr. buchanan , are you aware that your wife , kelly , is a drug addict ? evangeline : objection , your honor ! there 's absolutely no foundation whatsoever . judge : save your breath , ms. williamson . objection sustained . and i 'm warning you , mr. emerson , keep the inflammatory remarks out of my courtroom . mr. emerson : yes , your honor . judge : both of you step up , please . kelly : how could he say that about me ? dorian : do n't worry . the judge did n't allow it . kelly : not this time . what 's next ? dorian : kevin 's cutthroat lawyer is n't going to be able to do him any good because even as we speak , david is working on something that is going to sink their case once and for all . [ doorbell rings ] david : finally . woman : hello . i 'm here to see a david vickers ? david : yes , that 's me . i was about to give up on you , but please come in . woman : my last client ran late . but a little anticipation never hurt anyone . david : we can only hope . should we get right down to business ? woman : i get paid in advance . $ 500 an hour . david : i bet you 're worth every penny . lindsay : the paintings are packed . they 're ready to be shipped to philadelphia , but please , please tell your people to be careful with them . r.j. : lindsay , they know . man : they 're perfect for the scene . r.j. : it 's -- it 's set in the philadelphia museum of art , right ? man : we want the audience right there when it explodes . lindsay : `` explodes `` ? what , there 's an explosion near -- near the paintings ? r.j. : lindsay , relax . i 'm sure they know what they 're doing . we have great insurance , so let 's just call the guards and get these things downstairs . john : not just yet . rex : ok , does paul even know this thing 's going down today ? huh ? natalie 's voice : this is kind of strange -- us hanging out , being friends . john : oh , are we friends now ? natalie : i guess . john : to friends , then ? natalie : friends . rex : there he is . paul : hey . natalie : hi . paul : sorry i 'm late . rex : yeah , nice of you to join us . you -- you do realize we have somewhere to be in less than two hours from now , right ? paul : yeah , i know , but i 've kind of run into a bit of a problem . rex : what ? paul : i 've been subpoenaed to testify at kelly 's divorce hearing this afternoon . mr. emerson : mr. buchanan , is n't it true that while in your wife 's care , your son ace was kidnapped by a woman with a mental disorder ? evangeline : objection , your honor . at the time he was taken , the child was under the supervision of a qualified caregiver , and mrs. buchanan was visiting with her husband . is mr. emerson suggesting somehow that mrs. buchanan could 've foreseen the kidnapping ? judge : sustained . mr. emerson : i 'll rephrase . mr. buchanan , what steps are you prepared to take to ensure your son 's safety ? kevin : my home already has a personal security staff . he will be with a nanny around the clock . my son will have everything he could ever want or need , most of all emotional stability . there is no reason why he should n't be in my custody . kelly : yes , there is . you 're not his father ! [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : mrs. buchanan , please sit down . [ gallery murmurs ] judge : mrs. buchanan , please take your seat . kelly : your honor , you ca n't let him do this . judge : ms. williamson -- evangeline : kelly , please , sit down . you 're not helping yourself . dorian : listen to her , darling , sit down . mr. emerson : if mrs. buchanan 's all right , i 'll proceed . judge : go ahead , mr. emerson . mr. emerson : thank you , your honor . mr. buchanan , since your wife has raised the issue , do you remember when you found out that ace buchanan was not your biological son ? kevin : july 1 . my wife came to my office to tell me . mr. emerson : how did you feel when you heard the news ? kevin : well , i was devastated . at first , i did n't believe her . i begged her to tell me it was n't true . mr. emerson : was that also the day that mrs. buchanan told you the child 's biological father was todd manning ? kevin : ahem . yes . mr. emerson : todd manning is your mother 's half brother , is n't that right ? kevin : yes , but i never really think of myself as related to him . mr. emerson : why is that ? kevin : todd 's a sociopath . he 's a convicted rapist . as far as i can tell , he has no redeeming qualities whatsoever . mr. emerson : must have been very hard for you to hear that a man like that had fathered a child with your wife . evangeline : objection . leading the witness , your honor . judge : sustained . mr. emerson : how did you feel when you learned the identity of the child 's father ? kevin : well , i really did n't think about it at the time . all i could think about is that i 'd just lost my son . kelly : that is not true . kevin : and when i found out that todd had no plans to claim ace as his own ; that he did n't care what happened to him -- judge : just a moment , mr. buchanan . is todd manning present ? todd : yeah , right here . judge : mr. manning , step up . is what mr. buchanan 's saying true ? blair : um , your honor , if i could say something , please ? judge : who are you ? blair : i 'm blair cramer . i 'm kelly buchanan 's first cousin , and todd and i -- we have two children together , and we are about to be remarried soon . judge : go on . blair : kelly knows that todd and i will be there to support her because we 're family , but , personally , i 'm just not convinced that -- that todd is ace 's father . judge : excuse me . if todd manning is not the father , then who is ? rex : wait , you have to be at kelly 's hearing . [ rex chuckles ] rex : what for ? and why is this the first that i 'm hearing about it ? paul : ok , listen , i -- i am compelled to testify . kevin threw all his money around and got the court date moved up , and i was the last one to hear about it . rex : how long do you think it will take ? paul : i have to be there at 1 : 30 . they 're supposed to call me if it 's running late , but i have n't heard anything . rex : all right , maybe this could actually help us . well , you two , anyway . natalie : how ? rex : being in court 's the perfect alibi . look , you go with him , ok , make sure everybody sees you come in . then you both slip out after paul testifies . paul : that 's pretty good thinking . natalie : except for -- john is already onto us . i mean , he been asking a lot of questions about you . paul : what 's new ? he 's always trying to get me in jail or something . are you having second thoughts , natalie ? rex : yeah , i 'd like to know that myself . natalie : no , i 'm just worried . paul : natalie , listen to me . i need this score , all right ? so do you . i mean , i think it 's a little late to be backing out , but if you are , you 'd better let us know now . r.j. : well , lieutenant . you see we 're fresh out of doughnuts , so what can we help you with today ? john : oh , i heard you were loaning out some pricey artwork , so i thought i 'd come by and check it out . lindsay : well , that was very thoughtful of you . thank you . r.j. : yeah , but we would n't want to waste your time . i mean , the production company has an armed security service assigned to the paintings , and they are the best that money can buy . john : well , i 'm sure they are . oh , john mcbain , llanview police department . lindsay : oh , i 'm sorry , i meant to introduce you . this is gary grossman . he 's the producer of the film that 's using our paintings . john : oh . gary : you know , you should consider acting . the camera would love you . john : ah -- it 's not for me . but , you know , did you hear about the one about the guy that sweeps up the elephant dung in the circus ? the lion tamer says to him , `` buddy , you got to quit that job as a dung sweeper . `` he says , `` what , give up show business ? `` but i 'll tell you what , you want a guy that can sell a lie , gannon here is your man . judge : let me get this straight . there is no d.n.a . test , but both parties are willing to stipulate that kevin buchanan is not the child 's biological father ? mr. emerson : correct , your honor . evangeline : yes , your honor . judge : very well . then let 's proceed , mr. emerson . mr. emerson : no further questions , your honor . judge : ms. williamson ? evangeline : thank you , your honor . mr. buchanan , we 've established that mrs. buchanan was unfaithful , but you have had at least one adulterous relationship yourself , have n't you ? kevin : yes . evangeline : you cheated on your wife with her cousin blair cramer , is n't that correct ? kevin : we were together one time . evangeline : once is all it takes . and it was only when you learned that your wife was pregnant that you went back with her , right ? kevin : no , that 's not true . i loved kelly . evangeline : is n't sleeping with your wife 's cousin an odd way of showing it ? mr. emerson : objection , your honor . evangeline : withdrawn . on the night of july 15 , you did n't spend the night at home . where were you , mr. buchanan ? kevin : in jail . evangeline : on what charge ? kevin : d.u.i . evangeline : let the record note that mr. buchanan 's blood alcohol level measured .14 on a breathalyzer test that night . judge : so noted . kevin : your honor , you should know that i was grateful that the police officer pulled me over before anyone was hurt , and it will never happen again . judge : your apology is noted . continue . evangeline : thank you , your honor . on the night of august 10 , you had dinner with a jillian masters , correct ? kevin : i do n't remember the date , but , yes , we had dinner . evangeline : well , on this particular evening , ms. masters was seen accompanying you back to your residence , but she did n't leave until the following morning . does that jog your memory at all ? kevin : ms. masters and i are friends . she had a little too much to drink . she decided to stay the night . evangeline : do you spend most of your evenings drinking to excess ? mr. emerson : objection , your honor . judge : overruled . answer the question . kevin : no , i do not . i said ms. masters drank too much . evangeline : so , earlier on that same date , before you spent the night with ms. masters -- who drank too much all by herself -- you showed up at your wife 's residence and announced that you had succeeded in getting the court date moved up . is that correct ? kevin : i thought she should know right away . evangeline : but as a c.e.o . of a major corporation , you knew that it was her attorney 's job to inform her that the court date had changed . am i right ? kevin : i suppose . evangeline : so , what was the real purpose of your visit , mr. buchanan ? was it to intimidate your wife or was it to gloat ? mr. emerson : objection . judge : overruled . i 'd like to hear the answer . kevin : i went there hoping for a chance to see my son . kelly : such a lie . evangeline : i see . so -- so is that why you showed up at mrs. buchanan 's residence this morning unannounced ? or were you going behind my back again , this time trying to pressure your wife into signing custody of her son over to you ? kevin : i just wanted to spare kelly this ordeal . i was worried about her . evangeline : i 'm sure you were , mr. buchanan . i 'm so sure . nothing further , your honor . kevin : she has n't been well , your honor . and with her family 's history of mental illness , i just -- dorian : excuse me ! and what about your family ? your mother has been certifiably insane for years ! judge : order in the court ! dorian : furthermore , she has so many multiple personalities -- mr. emerson : your honor -- kevin : are you really going to let this go on ? dorian : she murdered her own father ! judge : order ! john : correct me if i 'm wrong . this acting thing is kind of like just telling a big lie , do n't you think , r.j. ? r.j. : well , i suppose it is . but i 'll just stick to the business that i know . john : which one is that ? r.j. : see , this is what passes for humor with you boys down at the police station , right ? gary : you would make a really good bad guy . john : typecast already . well , good luck with your movie . gary : thank you . john : call me if you have any problems . lindsay : thank you again . john : hmm . lindsay : well -- john : yeah , it 's mcbain . i got something else i want you to do for me . lindsay : will you excuse us for just one second ? what was that all about ? r.j. : he 's having trouble with evangeline . i guess he blames me . lindsay : it sounded like he was accusing you or suspects you of something . r.j. : he 's a cop . he hates me as a matter of course . he ca n't pass up a chance to take a shot at me , ok ? let 's just get these things downstairs ? natalie : no , i am not backing out . paul : ok , good , because you are an important part of this plan . rex : yeah . listen , we should go over it once more before you have to be in court . i 'm going to leave here in a few , head over to the gallery , make sure everything 's on schedule . now , the trucks are supposed to leave there with the paintings in about 45 minutes . natalie : right . and then i wait on route 17 by the car . when the truck passes by , i wave them down , see if they 'll help me . paul : right . ok . then you and i jump out , grab the paintings . now , the guards are in on this , right ? so there 's no fights . rex : right . then i hand the art over to our boss , who sells the art to private collectors . the insurance company pays off the gallery , and we get 10,000 each . paul : which is pathetic compared to what the insurance is going to be . rex : take it or leave it . natalie : all right , paul , we better go . paul : all right . rex : listen , i 'll meet you out on route 17 in 45 , ok ? call me if you 're running late . natalie : hi . uh -- we 're heading out . paul : yeah . see you . john : oh , natalie , you got a minute ? david : now , i ca n't be certain , but i think three hours should be sufficient . woman : fine . that 'll be $ 1,500 . david : i have 12 . woman : 1,200 ? david : $ 12 . wait , hold -- hold on -- hold -- hello -- just -- wait up for one second . there 's got to be some way -- we can make some sort of arrangement here . woman : i do n't barter . it 's 1,500 or i walk . david : can i write you a check ? woman : no checks . david : do you take credit cards ? [ woman scoffs ] woman : goodbye . david : look , hold on . just -- ok , look , there 's got to be some way that i can pay you . this house is full of valuable stuff . here , look at this . look at the brand on that timepiece , huh ? that 's got to be worth at least 1,500 . woman : yeah , i 'm not interested . but maybe the lady of the house has something in her jewelry box ? dorian : evangeline , could i please have a moment alone with kelly ? evangeline : oh , of course . dorian : thank you . honey , i 'm so sorry . i really am . i do n't know what got into me . kelly : let 's not think about that right now , all right ? let 's just worry about paul . what if he tells the judge where ace really came from ? dorian : well , he 's not going to do that . he 'd be implicating -- he 'd be implicating himself in stealing a baby . kelly : he is testifying for kevin . what is he going to say ? dorian : i 'm sure that was all kevin 's idea . what i 'm worried about is his lawyer calling you a drug addict . kelly : oh -- dorian : those pills that you 've been taking -- did you take one this morning ? kelly : no ! no , of course not ! dorian : are you sure ? because they could ask for blood tests . kelly : dorian -- dorian : ok , ok , ok . well , if you 'll be all right , i 'm going to just talk to blair for a moment . kelly : all right , fine . go , go . dorian : thank you . [ dorian sighs ] blair : well , dorian , you were quite smooth . dorian : gee , blair , thanks for bringing that up , really . i -- i feel really badly about what happened -- blair : as you should . dorian : ahem . all right . what i really want to do is thank you for showing up here to support kelly and the family . i know it means a lot to her -- blair : do n't even give me that . you just do n't want me to spill the beans about that baby . dorian : you do n't ever let up . you wo n't spill the beans , will you ? mr. emerson : nice job up there . she hit you hard a few times , but you stood up to it . kevin : thanks . duke : you know , it 's weird . i could n't have come back at a better time . john : where are you two kids rushing off to in such a hurry ? paul : we 're going to court . what , is that a crime ? john : what 'd you do now ? paul : i 'm going to my sister 's custody hearing . i have to testify . but i do n't think it 's really any of your business . john : you know , in life , you do n't have to do anything you do n't want to do . you know that , right ? natalie : yeah . paul : ok , listen natalie , we 're going to be late . natalie : i have to go . john : yeah . they just left the diner . keep an eye on them . rex : hey , what 's going on ? lindsay : what are you doing here ? rex : oh -- seeing you . lindsay : aw . hmm . lindsay : ok , we are working here . rex : oh , yeah , mm - hmm , yeah . so , what 's going on ? lindsay : well , the producer that 's borrowing these paintings for his movie is downstairs in an armored truck waiting to pick them up -- much like you are trying to do with me right now . rex : you 're right . really ? is he -- is he coming up here ? maybe he 'd like to shoot at ultraviolet sometime . r.j. : no . no , no , no . he does not have time to scout locations with you . [ phone rings ] lindsay : i 'll get it . try to be nice . [ rex snaps his fingers ] r.j. : so , are you all set ? rex : totally ready . r.j. : that 's good . you make sure you stay that way because if you make any mistake , you never knew me . lindsay : ok . what are you two whispering about ? david : now , this has got to be worth at least two grand . nice . woman : whew . italian . david : 24 carat . woman : 18 . it 's nice . david : yes , my fiancée is very fond of that . woman : she has excellent taste . so , is she out of town , or what ? david : never mind . woman : guess you 'd just like to get down to business . david : yes , i would , but what i want you to do -- it 's a little -- woman : what ? kinky ? david : it involves some role - play . dorian : blair -- wait a minute , you did n't answer my question . blair : i told you that i would n't say anything about how kelly got that baby , and i wo n't , dorian . dorian : good . because it 's the right thing to do . i know it 's not the easy thing . blair : yeah , it 's not easy . how would you feel if everybody thought that david was the one that slept with kelly , huh ? he was the one that fathered her child ? yeah , i did n't think you 'd like that . todd : here he comes . kevin : you want to get away from my son , huh ? todd : well , it 's not like i 'm feeding him poisoned candy or anything . i 'm just talking to him . kevin : well , you 're done . let 's talk outside , come on . duke : dad -- you know , could you not treat me like a dog you 're training ? kevin : do me a favor , ok ? stay away from todd manning . you are nothing but a tool for him to use against me . duke : oh , but you 'd rather use me against him ? kevin : i did n't say that . duke : why ? do you think i ca n't take care of myself ? kevin : i did n't say that , either , all right ? look , i 'm sorry if i overreacted . i just want to make sure you understand his motives , that 's all . mr. emerson : the judge is coming back . bailiff : all rise . judge : be seated . mr. emerson , call your next witness . mr. emerson : he should be arriving momentarily , your honor . judge : my salary is paid by the good citizens of this community . i do not intend to wait on their dime . who 's the next in line ? mr. emerson : here 's my witness now . i call paul cramer to the stand , your honor . kevin : i got it , i got it . rex : oh , i -- i was just trying to talk r.j. into letting me buy back my club . what else ? r.j. : you mean our club . rex : yeah , i feel like if i keep yammering at him , he 'll eventually give in to , you know , shut me up . r.j. : well , while that is an interesting strategy , it 's flawed , because i was just about to tell him to get out of my face . lindsay : r.j. , why do n't you just sell it to him ? you do n't want it anyway . gary : these gentlemen are here for the paintings . lindsay : yes . please be careful with them . guard : i 've had works of a lot of the masters in my truck , ma'am . lindsay : ok . guard : nothing to worry about . rex : off i go . listen , i -- i got to take off , but -- i 'll see you later ? lindsay : yes , you will . rex : i ca n't wait . lindsay : we 're working here ! rex : mm - hmm , yeah , sorry , mm - hmm . ravi : hey , hey , lieutenant . it 's me , ravi , remember ? i think i finally got enough to get that 20 you promised me . john : any more on the supposed heist ? ravi : yeah , it 's definitely a go for today . they 're going to stop a van on the way to philly . it 's full of expensive art . john : that 's it ? anything else ? you got names ? ravi : yeah , yeah , yeah . names , names -- rex balsom . he 's working with paul cramer . mr. emerson : you 're kelly buchanan 's brother , mr. cramer ? paul : well , half brother . we have the same mother . mr. emerson : originally , your sister claimed that her baby was born in a farmhouse , but that was a lie , was n't it ? paul : yeah , i guess so . mr. emerson : well , in fact , you were with your sister when her baby was born , correct ? paul : yeah , i was at the hospital with her . kelly : you 're my brother . i can trust you . you 'll help me . paul : kelly , i -- i do n't know how . kelly : you work in a hospital . you 're around babies all the time . paul : yeah , but what do you want me to do , just take one ? mr. emerson : and while you were there , did n't your sister tell you that her husband , kevin buchanan , was not her baby 's biological father ? paul : no , she did n't say that . mr. emerson : did n't mrs. buchanan tell you that she planned to hide her affair with todd manning by passing off his baby as her husband 's child ? paul : no . mr. emerson : is n't it true that your sister almost smothered you to death by burying you alive in a landfill , and that she did so while under the influence of a sedative ? paul : no . i think i would have remembered something like that . evangeline : your honor , i object to this line of questioning . mrs. buchanan was never charged with any such crime . judge : objection sustained . move on , mr. emerson . mr. emerson : no further questions , your honor . paul : look , i was there when kelly first found out she was pregnant . i was also there when she held ace for the very first time . kelly -- all she cares out is being a mom . evangeline : would you say that your sister is a good mother ? paul : yes . definitely . i mean , she 's given that kid a wonderful childhood , the kind that she and i never had . evangeline : in your personal opinion , could the child be safely left in mrs. buchanan 's custody ? paul : yes . without a doubt . evangeline : thank you , mr. cramer . nothing further . judge : the witness may step down . we 'll take a brief recess . court will reconvene in 10 minutes . kevin : did you have a good time up there ? paul : yeah . yeah , i surprised myself . kevin : yeah ? me , too . paul : felt good . kevin : well , i 'm glad . i 'm glad . i hope it was worth it . you 're fired . paul : that 's ok . i was going to quit , anyway . evangeline : that went unexpectedly well . dorian : it certainly did . paul finally did the right thing for once in his life . what 's the matter , sweetheart ? are n't you pleased ? do n't you think it went well ? kelly : yeah , yeah . i 'm just -- i 'm worried about my testimony . i -- i 'm next , right ? evangeline : yes , but do n't you worry about it , ok ? you 're going to be fine . this judge is with us all the way . kelly : ok , i hope so . you know , i 'm going to get a drink of water . dorian : i 'll come with you . kelly : i do n't need a babysitter . todd : yeah , right . i 'll be right there . mrs. bigelow -- she has some information for me regarding the house , so -- i can handle it myself . you can stay . blair : thanks , because i 'd actually like to stay here for kelly . todd : stay . blair : ok . todd : goodbye . blair : bye . duke : dad , i do n't have to testify for kelly . all you have to do is work something out with her . kevin : you have n't even been around , duke . you do n't even know what 's going on here . duke : i know she does n't deserve to be cut out of her baby 's life . dad , you could end this right now . why do n't you do it for ace 's sake ? paul : hey , give me a second , ok ? natalie : sure . paul : hey , kelly . kelly : paul . paul : listen , i do n't know if i helped at all , but i did the best i could . kelly : no , you did . you did . thank you so much . i will never forget it . paul : yeah , well , we are brother and sister . kelly : kevin must be ready to kill you . paul : yeah , maybe . all he did was fire me . kelly : oh , i 'm sorry . paul : no , do n't worry about it . you know , i do n't want to get a paycheck from the guy who 's been hassling my sister , anyway . kelly : i do n't want to go back in there . i have to testify next . paul : kelly , listen to me , all right ? you 're going to be fine . the judge is going to see how much you love ace , and that 'll be that . you 'll have him forever . kelly : you really think so ? paul : i would n't say it if i did n't mean it . listen , i know sometimes that you can get all twisted up and stuff , but you always seem to step up and do what you have to . good luck . kelly : thanks . rex : hey , you look good . natalie : thanks . what is that for ? paul : natalie , what do you think we 're going to do , use water pistols ? these guards are going to be using the real thing . natalie : i thought these guards were in on it . i thought all you had to do was unload the truck . what 's going on ? paul : baby , relax , ok ? this is just to be on the safe side . what if something goes wrong , huh ? ravi : yeah , they 're going to hit just south of the rail bridge on 17th . so , can i get my money maybe today ? john : drop by my office tomorrow . if your information checks out , you 'll get paid . ravi : ah , come on , lieutenant -- john : tomorrow . i got to go . r.j. : did he bite ? ravi : you bet , you bet . nice move , you know that ? setting those two guys up like that . r.j. : well , you think i 'm going to let rex or his accomplice anywhere near those paintings ? no . no , see , if you want something done right , you leave it to professionals . ravi : that 's what i always say . kelly : where is david ? i thought you said that he was working on something to help me . dorian : do n't worry . he 'll be here . duke : kelly 's brother was right . she 's great with that kid . you know that , too . ca n't you do some kind of joint custody ? kevin : no , duke . we are way past the point of negotiation here . duke : yeah , i guess we are . dorian : david , why are n't you answering your phone ? it 's me . i need you . david : i did n't answer my phone because i 'm here right now . at did i miss ? dorian : oh . come on . we have to get inside the courtroom . blair : kelly 's on the stand . come on . judge : please proceed , mr. emerson . mr. emerson : mrs. buchanan , do you recognize this document ? kelly : yeah . how did you get this ? mr. emerson : is this your prescription for tranquilizers , mrs. buchanan ? kelly : yes , but i -- mr. emerson : can you please explain to us why this prescription has been filled four times in the past two months ? rex : all right , turn on the hazard lights . all right , we better get out of sight . paul : you ready for this ? natalie : yeah . paul : yeah ? rex : can you do that later ? paul : i 'll see you soon . natalie : ok . john : are n't you boys a little old to be playing hide - and - seek ? that 's it . get them out of here . paul : what are the charges ? rex : we did n't do anything . john : tell it to the d.a . natalie : i do n't know what to say . john : unfortunately , i do . you 're under arrest . kelly : i had some trouble sleeping when kevin and i broke up , so i -- i take something every once in a while to help me relax . mr. emerson : something ? you mean a handful of tranquilizers . kelly : no ! evangeline : objection . mr. emerson : i 'll rephrase . mrs. buchanan , how long have you been on this medication ? kelly : i do n't know , exactly . mr. emerson : oh , you said you take it `` every once in a while . `` could you be more specific ? kelly : it 's just -- occasionally . mr. emerson : mrs. buchanan , if we simply look at the number of refills -- you 've been taking up to five of these a day , have n't you ? kelly : no . evangeline : objection , your honor ! kelly : i -- look , i had to get the refills because i lost my prescription . mr. emerson : you expect us to believe you lost them three times ? evangeline : objection . your honor , counsel is badgering the witness . judge : sustained . mr. emerson : fine . i 'll move on to a related topic . mrs. buchanan , can you tell us why you 're currently under the treatment of a psychiatrist ? john : nice outfit . natalie : you know , you ca n't arrest us . we have n't done anything illegal . john : what were you doing ? natalie : i was going dancing . got a problem with that ? john : you know , conspiracy to commit a crime is still a crime , natalie . natalie : well , i 'm sorry , john , but i was n't aware that going out dancing was now a crime . john : tell me something -- do you ever tell the truth anymore ? we got a tip about a van carrying millions of dollars worth of art that was going to get robbed right along this roadway . natalie : so what ? john : so i find you and the peanut gallery hiding here , paul with a concealed weapon . you want to tell me what 's really going on ? mr. emerson : answer the question , mrs. buchanan . why are you under the care of a psychiatrist ? kelly : is there something wrong with that ? mr. emerson : is it because you 're a drug addict ? evangeline : objection ! mr. emerson : is it because you 're overwhelmed by the guilt from your lies , from your adultery , from trying to murder your own brother and then cover it up ? evangeline : objection , your honor ! mr. emerson : is it because you were popping pills while your baby was being kidnapped out of his bed ? kelly : how dare you ! judge : mr. emerson ! mr. emerson : is it because you 're not fit to care for a houseplant , let alone a child ? [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : mr. emerson ! kelly : he 's not allowed to talk to me like that . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` one life to live . `` [ next_on ] john : no matter how hard you want to push away the people that really care about you ; i do n't feel like quitting just yet . dorian : david , did you find something that 'll help kelly ? mr. emerson : there are n't going to be any surprises , are there ? antonio : i want the truth , and i 'm not leaving until i get it .
kevin 's lawyer accuses kelly of drug addiction and neglect of ace . evangeline brings out kevin 's infidelities , drunk driving , and intimidation of kelly . paul cramer is called as a witness for the defense . he does n't help kevin 's case and is fired from buchanan enterprises . john visits rj and lindsay as they prepare the paintings for loan to a film producer . he then runs into paul , rex and natalie after they meet at the diner to review the plans for the heist . john then discovers rj meeting with the snitch . he then arrests paul , rex and natalie as they lay in wait for the armored vehicle .
spencer : why are you standing there ? come to bed , blair . blair : i 'm not coming to bed with you , spencer -- not now , not ever . the idea of your hands on my body makes me sick to my stomach . i hate you , and i never want to see you again . spencer : now , wait a minute . what are you talking about ? we love each other . we 're getting married . blair : no . i do n't love you . i love todd , and that 's where i 'm going . i 'm going home to him because that 's where i be -- spencer : no , you 're not . blair : oh ! spencer : you are not going anywhere ! do you understand me ? blair : let go of -- spencer : i will never , ever let you go -- never . blair : oh ! oh ! todd : what the hell are you doing here ? why are n't you dressed ? we 're -- it 's , what , an hour , getting married ? blair : i 'm sorry , todd . but i ca n't marry you . todd : why ? blair : it 's -- it 's because of spencer . you know , all the times that i forced myself to have sex with him just to clear your name ? well , i did n't mean for it to happen , but i fell in love with him . what can i say ? sex with spencer is just that good . [ scene_break ] jessica : wow . your daddy sure is a slowpoke in the shower , is n't he ? but i guess we 'll have to forgive him this time since he worked all night last night , huh ? you know , honey , i know things have been so crazy lately , but we 're finally going to get some peace . and we 're going to be so happy . what do you think -- are you hungry , little munchkin , hmm ? are you hungry ? well , breakfast is ready . come and get it ! oh -- here he comes . nash : well , how are my two best girls this beautiful morning ? [ scene_break ] rex : here you go . look , i know you 're nervous and scared and everything , but it 's going to be ok , all right ? we 're here , nobody knows that we 're here . the beach is amazing . you 're beautiful . everything 's going to be ok . adriana : oh , my god . rex , are you ok ? i 'm so sorry . rex ? my god . he 's dead . what did i do ? [ scene_break ] spencer : what do you want ? who are you ? what are you doing ? john : bad dream ? well , get used to it . your nightmare 's just beginning . [ scene_break ] adriana : oh , god . i 'm sorry i doubted you , rex . you 're the best person i know . you 're kind and generous and i treated you like dirt after everything you did for me . i would n't blame you if you never spoke to me again . bruce : what are you crying about ? adriana : i 'm being held hostage by a miserable creep -- that 's what i 'm crying about . bruce : oh , i see you 're feisty spirit is back in full force . adriana : `` feisty `` ? how about `` freaked the hell out `` ? how about `` losing my mind `` ? bruce : you know , i do n't think those tears have anything to do with your being held hostage , or even the anger . my theory -- it 's all about your precious boyfriend and how you viciously and savagely turned on him . adriana : shut your face . bruce : i bet he still ca n't get over it . what , how his own girlfriend could pick up a lamp and smash it over his head like he was some lowlife criminal ? adriana : you 're the lowlife . bruce : that was pretty harsh , though , do n't you think ? i mean , just because you found some , what , silly emails on his computer , did you have to split his skull open ? seems you guys have a few trust issues . adriana : the only issue we have is my mother willing to not only degrade herself , but put her own daughter in danger just to break rex and me up and getting scum like you to help her . bruce : well , still , if you trusted rex just a little , teensy , tiny bit more -- adriana : i feel horrible about what i did to rex . and i 'm going to make it up to him if it 's the last thing i do . bruce : you know , i do n't blame you for feeling all guilty and remorseful , but should n't you be a little more concerned about whether or not your mother comes up with that ransom money ? [ scene_break ] dorian : no . i want $ 10 million ready to be transferred to an offshore account at a moment 's notice . would you please not ask me why ? just do it -- it 's your job ! thank you , stewart . well , i hope you had a good night 's sleep on my sofa while my daughter is being held hostage . rex : in case it slipped your mind , adriana 's kidnapping was your fault , not mine and just for the record , i did n't fall asleep until about five minutes ago . i was too busy trying to figure out how to get adriana back , not to mention setting things up for when your pal the kidnapper calls back . dorian : in case it slipped your mind , the kidnapper is not my pal . in fact , there is n't any connection between the two of us . rex : actually , it did slip my mind , because i try not to clutter my memories with big , fat lies . dorian : oh . go home . rex : not on your life . dorian : well , if you 're going to be hostile , i want -- rex : oh , i 'm going to be hostile if not downright homicidal . and i have every right to be . but you 're stuck with me a me with you -- unfortunately , since we ca n't involve the authorities thanks to your pal 's continuing threats against adriana . now , i 'm going to go upstairs . i 'm going to take a shower , wake myself up . and then i 'm going to sit down here with you and wait for the bastard to call back . try not to miss me while i 'm gone . dorian : uh -- [ scene_break ] viki : no , half an hour is just fine , dr. jamison . oh , i 'm sure you understand jessica 's very anxious and actually , we all are . i know it 's a gradual process , but obviously we 're hoping for some sort of breakthrough today . good , i 'll see you then . thank you . hi . todd : hey . viki : here you go -- black , three sugars . todd : thanks . viki : it 's hot , be careful . sleep all right ? todd : not bad . viki : i still do n't understand why you wanted to sleep on the couch . i mean , there 's nothing but empty rooms upstairs with big , comfy beds . todd : comfy beds are overrated . viki : ah . so , spencer 's been arrested . blair has admitted that she was faking her relationship with him in order to clear your name . i mean , you should be on top of the world and you 're not . why ? todd : history has taught me not to believe in happy endings . viki : come on , todd . blair loves you . she obviously never stopped . i mean , you may not -- a little early for that . you may not admire the way she kept you in the dark while she went about getting the goods on spencer , but , hey , you did the same thing to her , did n't you ? you never told her margaret cochran was back in town . todd : i did that for her . viki : really ? she did what she did for you . why did you want to spend the night here ? todd : i do n't know . i just ca n't get the image of her and spencer and the cabin out of my mind . it 's day and night , asleep , awake . viki : look , that 's going to go away in time . but you know what ? you have to allow it . todd : oh . how do i do that ? viki : well , i guess spencer 's arrest is on the news . should we watch it ? might make you feel better . tv reporter : this was the scene last night at the palace hotel where police arrested dr. spencer truman on a laundry list of charges including obstruction of justice . spencer : what the hell 's going on , mc bain ? john : spencer truman , you 're under arrest . tv reporter : dr. truman was literally pulled out of his bed , his fiancée , blair cramer , by his side . blair : i 'll go to his suite , but i wo n't go to his bed . you have my promise . todd : no , i do n't want you to go . blair : i know . todd : no , no , no , it 's not -- i just have a bad feeling about it . blair : i 'll be fine . todd : blair ? blair : hmm ? i meant what i said about this gift from mama . i have been saving it for the night that i would spend with the man that i love -- you . i may not get to wear this because of what spencer did and what i did , but i 'm going to save it and hope that i can someday wear it for you . [ scene_break ] spencer : as soon as my legal team explains to a judge that this is nothing more than a bunch of ridiculous , trumped - up charges , then i will be released and i will be back out on the street , mc bain . and you know the first thing i 'm going to do ? i 'm going to sue the llanview police department and you personally for false arrest and defamation of character . i am going to take you for every red cent you 've got . john : you know , i 've -- i 've heard it all before and i have to tell you , you 're less convincing than most . it 's kind of sad to see a guy scratching for straws . you know , i always ask myself , `` why waste time that you just do n't have ? `` you 're not going to preserve this wretched life you 've been leading -- it 's over . spencer : you 're pathetic , john -- you know that ? obsessing over a crime that happened 25 years ago ? john : oh , i think i 'll be getting over that real soon . spencer : get the hell out here . i want to be alone . john : ah , come on , man . that 's the last thing you want . with your life going down the toilet , you do n't want to be alone . that 's why i thought i 'd bring you a little company . john : dr. snyder ? this is -- spencer : you . john : oh , yeah , i forgot -- you two know each other . [ scene_break ] jessica : what about you ? are you hungry , little munchkin ? huh ? are you hungry ? well , breakfast is ready . come and get it . oh , here he comes . antonio : ah , and how are my two best girls this beautiful morning ? jessica : we 're great -- hi . antonio : hi . jessica : um -- carlotta called and she said that she 's going to take jamie to the beach today -- antonio : oh , well , the weather 's perfect for it . jessica : and that she 's going to drop her off just before dinnertime . antonio : great . and how are you , my little breeski , huh ? oh . jessica : oh . antonio : `` i 'm great , papa . i slept through the night . `` yeah . mommy and daddy are so proud of you and so grateful , are n't we , mom ? jessica : we certainly are since she 's also been an angel all morning . antonio : oh . and you ? jessica : and me ? well , i am nervous about my therapy session today , but i 'm excited . antonio : ok . jessica : yeah . antonio : all right . well , this could be it . we 're almost there . jessica : i know , and i am so ready to get my life back -- antonio : hmm . jessica : just you , jamie , bree , and me -- the four of us . [ knock on door ] antonio : uh - uh . go away . oh . all right . you get that . i 'll get dressed . jessica : ok . and think about baseball or something . antonio : yeah . ahem . jessica : nash . hi . nash : hi . i wanted to come by and see brennan before we head over to your mom 's for the session . jessica : actually , i changed my mind . i do n't want you to come . [ scene_break ] officer : back off , back off . todd : shut it off . reporter : any comment before -- viki : it 's not what it looks like , you know . todd : how do you know ? viki : she was just keeping up the ruse until spencer got arrested . todd : huh . that 's what i 'm afraid of , viki -- blair 's idea of keeping up the ruse , using her sexuality to get out of a jam . it 's the way she 's wired . viki : you know , i do n't think that 's fair . todd : i do n't know what to tell you . that 's the truth . and what if she got into a jam last night with spencer , could n't say no ? viki : what if you allow your paranoia and your jealousy to destroy any chance at all that you have for happiness , hmm ? todd : did you see what she was wearing ? or what she was n't wearing , i should say ? viki : she swore to you she was not going to go to bed with spencer again , right ? and she did n't . todd : how do you know that ? viki : how do you know she did ? have you talked to her ? todd : no , i did n't get a chance to . viki : well , why wo n't you find her and talk to her ? why do n't you let her give you her side of the story , hmm ? [ scene_break ] blair : hey . i was just waiting for starr . michael : right . her tests are almost done . she should be able to go home today . blair : that 's great . michael : yeah . um -- that 's not why i 'm here , though . i actually wanted to talk to you . i figured you 'd be here . i was wondering how you felt about spencer 's arrest . blair : well , um , my relationship with spencer is n't exactly as it appeared to be . michael : i 'm not sure i know what you mean . blair : i 've been working with your brother to bring spencer down . [ scene_break ] john : see , i thought this would be a nice opportunity for you two to get reacquainted . after all , you did work at the same hospital in atlantic city albeit , what , 25 years ago ? come on , fellas . prison 's no place to be shy . you 'll end up with one too many dates on a friday night . just think about the old days and imagine yourself yukking it up in the doctors ' lounge . spencer : what 's this all about , mc bain ? john : well , i figured you 'd have a lot to talk about . i mean , you have so much in common . i mean , consider it -- you were both arrested last night , the doc here for possession of child pornography . do n't look so surprised there , truman . i mean , you knew about the doc 's little hobby , did n't you ? i mean , you must have . how else would you have gotten snyder here to take the fall for my father 's botched surgery ? get used to the view , snyder . these bars -- next 25 years , man , and all because of this guy . he 's the one that ruined your life . he 's the one that sent you down this path . spencer : do n't listen to him . john : now , you got a chance , man . you got a chance for a little payback . and all you got to do -- tell me what he did . eugene : with pleasure . [ scene_break ] clint : i 'm sure that there 's a logical explanation as to why there 's a half- naked young man loitering in your foyer . dorian : rex is my daughter adriana 's boyfriend . clint : i know who he is , dorian . rex , i thought you and adriana had a falling- out . rex : actually , it was more like a shoving - out . dorian saw how happy adriana and i were and waved her evil wand and made us all miserable . happiness -- no , no , no , no , ca n't have that . dorian : do n't pay any attention to him . he always blames me whenever he and adriana have problems . rex : gee , i wonder why . maybe it 's because you always are to blame . clint : dorian , is there something that you 're not telling me ? rex : go ahead . tell the man what 's been going on , dorian . see what he has to say about it . oh -- nothing to say . wow . clint : all right , dorian . if you have n't kicked him out by now , then there 's something definitely going on . dorian : no , there 's nothing , nothing at all . really . you just came by . it 's an -- an awkward moment , that 's all . listen , i 'll call you . we 'll make plans . clint : are you kicking me out ? dorian : no . no , not at all . i -- i was -- the boys -- is there something specific that you needed ? clint : no . i just thought it would be nice to see you before jessica 's therapy session . dorian : oh , yes , that 's right . that 's today , is n't it , the big therapy session ? well , i wish you all the best . clint : uh - huh . well , i will be on my way . this has been swell . dorian : great . now clint thinks i was lying to him . rex : you were . dorian : i had no choice . rex : why could n't you just mind your own damn business ? you could n't have left adriana and me alone in the first place . [ scene_break ] adriana : you and my mother , birds of a feather , i swear . you think money is the answer to everything . bruce : oh , spoken like somebody who has a lot of it . adriana : and i would gladly give up every cent if i could just go back to the way things were when rex and i first got together . bruce : aw . adriana : we were so happy , so in love . why did my mother have to go out of her way and ruin everything ? bruce : oh , because she 's a meddling bitch ? adriana : that 's the reason , all right . i hate her for what she did -- pretending like she was giving rex and me her blessing when all the time she was plotting and scheming . she 's sadistic -- putting her own daughter through this . i 'm never going to forgive her . bruce : so let 's get the witch on the phone . the sooner i get my $ 10 mil , the sooner you can tell her exactly how you feel . [ scene_break ] nash : i do n't understand . you said that you wanted me there . jessica : i did . nash : so what made you change your mind ? how are my two best girls this beautiful morning ? jessica : i -- i just -- i think it -- it would be better if you just stayed home and took care of the baby . it would just give me a -- a real peace of mind . nash : huh . antonio : well , so what 's going on ? jessica : nothing . i just told nash that it 's -- it 's probably a better idea if he does n't come to the therapy session but instead stays home and takes care of bree . antonio : oh . i think that 's a good idea . jessica : yeah . nash : whatever . jessica , you said i could be there . now you 're freezing me out . why ? jessica : that 's not what i 'm doing , nash , at all . antonio : i think she knows what 's best for her and you should respect that . nash : huh . fine . i 'll stay here . antonio : did nash do something to upset you ? jessica : no . no , i just -- i want this to be over . i want us to get our lives back . come here . [ scene_break ] michael : so you did all of that ? blair : for todd . i tried to make it up to him for abandoning him when he needed me the most . michael : wow . thank you . thank you for helping john get the goods on spencer . blair : do n't thank me . i do n't deserve it . michael : blair , do n't beat yourself up over this . look , i fell for his act , too . i looked up to the guy , like a mentor -- the guy who shot my father . john has n't proven it yet , but i know it 's true . we all know it 's true . i walked around this hospital singing this guy 's praises . i dishonored my father 's memory . blair : yeah . i feel like i did the same thing with todd . i just hope that someday he 'll be able to forgive me for the way i betrayed him with spencer . [ scene_break ] clint : morning , viki . viki : morning , clint . clint : so jessie 's not here yet , huh ? viki : no , she just called . she and antonio are on their way over . clint : you know , i came back to town because jessie was sick , and -- viki : mm - hmm . clint : now , it looks like she 's finally going to be whole again . viki : so what are you going to do ? you 're not going back to london , huh ? clint : no , i do n't think so . i have a life here again . it 's a good one . viki : mm - hmm . clint : with pa , bo , the kids . viki : mm - hmm . clint : you . viki : me ? what about dorian ? clint : i do n't feel like talking about dorian right now . viki : oh , dear . what did she do now ? [ scene_break ] dorian : we 're going to get you home , adriana . nothing else matters . nothing at all . rex : he did n't call yet , did he ? dorian : the kidnapper ? no . rex : look , i think we need to go over what you 're going to say to him . dorian : i neither want nor need your input on this . rex : oh , right , because you 've done such a bang - up job so far . so please forgive me for insinuating the great dorian lord might need a little help and make sure her daughter does n't get killed . dorian : do n't you even say that . rex : this is reality . adriana is in danger , ok ? if you slip up -- look , god only knows what this maniac could do , so you 're going to listen to me , ok ? and you 're going to listen hard , do you understand ? and when the maniac calls , you are going to agree to everything he says . friendly tone of voice . `` yes , yes . i had n't thought of that . you 're so smart , so reasonable . yes , indeed . it works for me . `` dorian : i am most certainly not -- rex : you are going to kiss his butt . he has your daughter , ok ? he 's holding all the cards . now , as soon as he gives you the bank account number , you are going to promise him that the money will be wired immediately . you 're not going to say anything that could even make him slightly irritated . dorian : i 'm really tired of having you tell me what i 'm supposed to be doing , all right ? i am completely capable of handling this all by – [ phone rings ] hello ? bruce : it 's me . do you have my money ? dorian : yes , i have it . bruce : smart lady . all right . here 's the account number . dorian : i said i have the money . i did n't say i was going to give it to you . rex : what ? bruce : what ? dorian : i 'm not going to give you one penny until i get my daughter back . [ scene_break ] john : so truman blackmailed you ? eugene : that 's right . made me take the fall for the botched surgery of your father . john : so tell me , doc , what would make an esteemed physician such as yourself take the fall for another physician ? it must have been some dark , ugly secret . what was so bad you did n't want your colleagues and your friends to know ? was it your obsession with little girls ? yeah , that 's what i thought . and truman exploited your perversion . wiley ? take him upstairs . have him fill out a full confession . i 'll be up later to make sure he signs it . spencer : i do n't know what you think you accomplished just now , mc bain . john : that 's building blocks , man . got proof of one more crime i know you committed . spencer : no , the only crime you care about -- the only charge you care about is proving who killed your father . and unfortunately for you , you 're not going to be able to pin that one on me . you 're going to go to your grave never having gotten justice for your poor dead daddy . how does that make you feel , johnny boy ? [ scene_break ] blair : todd ? todd : yeah , sorry to interrupt . michael : i 'd better get back to work . blair : ok . thanks . michael : yeah . todd : how 's starr doing ? michael : you know , she 's doing really well . really well . she 'll be back anytime now . blair : i missed you . i 've been thinking about you all morning . what 's wrong , todd ? todd : i saw you on the news last night . when spencer was arrested . half naked . blair : oh , come on , todd . todd : so you promised me you 'd never sleep with him again . you lied . you just love ripping my heart out , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] clint : jessie , we 're going to be with you every step of the way , i promise . viki : we are so proud of you , sweetheart jessica : i want to be a whole person again . not just for me , but for all you guys . for all the people i love . phil : at the risk of repeating myself , it ca n't be stressed enough how important it is for jessica to have as much support as possible during this process . so , jessie , before we begin , is there anyone else you 'd like to be present ? a sister or brother , for instance ? jessica : no . i have everyone here that i need . nash : itsy - bitsy spider went up -- you bored by this ? me , too . we 've been here , done that . how about i just talk to you ? hmm ? tell you how much i love you ? that even when i 'm not here , you are right here , in my heart . yes , you are ! tess : you sure are one heck of a daddy . nash : hey . tess : hey . she sure has grown up real fast , huh ? our little brennan . nash : lots of changes since you 've been gone . tess : there 's going to be more . nash : you know , do n't you ? jessica is close to being integrated . tess : yeah , i know . nash : what do i do ? what do i do to make sure you 're going to be a part of whatever happens in the end ? tess : i do n't know . i just thought that our love would be strong enough to get us through this . nash : i 'll die without you . tess : no , you wo n't . you ca n't . look , brennan needs you . nash : she needs both of us . [ scene_break ] dorian : no , i am not giving you the money . rex : what the hell is the matter with -- dorian : stop . i 'm not going to give you a penny until i have my daughter back home . bruce : does it occur to you , dorian , that you 're in no position to bargain ? dorian : i want a face - to - face meeting . when i get my daughter back home with me , then i will authorize the transfer of $ 10 million . bruce : damn you ! dorian : face - to - face , or no deal . bruce : i just hope you do n't regret that decision . [ scene_break ] nurse : dr. mc bain , i was about to have you paged . michael : yeah , sarah , what 's up ? sarah : your wife 's been trying to reach you , said it 's urgent . michael : is she ok ? sarah : not sure . she said she 's at child services . michael : child services ? i 'd better get over there . [ scene_break ] blair : i did n't sleep with spencer . i did n't even get into his bed . todd : then why were you wearing that robe that you promised to save for me ? blair : he made me put it on , todd . i -- i was just stalling him until the cops got there . todd : did n't i just hear you tell mc bain that you hoped i 'd forgive you for betraying me ? blair : todd , i was talking about before . i swear -- i swear to you . really , i -- i made a promise to you that i would not let that man touch me , and i kept my promise . i swear , todd , i will not break another promise to you as long as i live , ok ? todd : and i really want to believe you , but it 's really hard . you 're making it really hard . blair : well , then i know what i got to do . todd : what 's that ? blair : i was going to wait until spencer was arraigned before i told him the truth , but it 's way too important . i 'm going to go to him , and i 'm going to tell him everything that he thought that i felt for him was a lie . i mean , would that help at all ? i mean , would it help fix anything here ? todd : it 's a hell of a start . [ scene_break ] bruce : your mother is an idiot . adriana : why ? what did she do now ? bruce : no , it 's what she did n't do . she 's playing games with your life , adriana . her own daughter 's life . adriana : what are you talking about ? bruce : she refused to wire me the money ! adriana : no . bruce : she 's insisting on a face - to - face meeting . she says once she has you back , then i 'll get my 10 million . adriana : well , i 'll admit , i 've been looking forward to seeing my mother face to face . i have a lot i want to say to her . [ scene_break ] rex : all right , my laptop -- got to get online . dorian : do you really think i was just going to hand over $ 10 million ? no . rex : come on , come on , come on , come on . dorian : not until i get my daughter back home . rex : yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes . dorian : no . now all we need to do is just wait here until he calls back to set up the meeting place . rex : no , we do n't . dorian : what ? what are you talking about ? rex : we do n't have to wait for him to do anything . dorian : i do n't understand . rex : i know where she is . i know where adriana is . [ scene_break ] phil : jessica , i still see some tension in your shoulders . i want you to try to relax the muscles there , as much as you can . that 's it . good . now , you 're going to inhale deeply through your nose . right . now , exhale through your mouth . you can close your eyes if that will relax you more . viki : nash ? antonio : what the hell 's going on ? what are you doing here ? nash : i 'm sorry , i could n't stay away . jessica , like it or not , i 'm a part of this . i am here for brennan , and i 'm here for tess . [ scene_break ] john : i 'll see you at the arraignment . blair : i 'd like to be alone with my fiancée , please . john : he 's all yours . spencer : am i ever happy to see you . hey . just tell me -- tell me you know i 'm innocent . just -- please tell me you love me . tell me you still want to marry me . blair ? tell me everything 's going to be all right ! [ next_on ] dorian : what are you doing ? rex : i 'm getting my girlfriend back . todd : gosh , i 've never had a friend before . evangeline : then i 'll be the first . blair : todd did n't put you in this jail , i did . viki : tess ? tess : miss me ?
everyone seems to be having a bad dream . blair dreams that when she tells spencer that she is going back to todd he becomes violent , grabbing her by the throat todd dreams that when he is about to marry blair , she tells that she is really in love with spencer and ca n't get enough of the sex with him adriana dreams that she hits rex over the head and kills him spencer dreams that he finds a paper shooting target and turns to find someone aiming a gun at him . this person ends up shooting him . spencer wakes to find john in his room . john can see he was having a nightmare and he tells the man that things are going to get even worse . he makes a signal and eugene snyder is brought into the room . eugene recognizes spencer immediately . john offers the man a deal in front of spencer . spencer tries to pretend he does n't know the man but john knows better . he talks to eugene telling him that this is the perfect time for him to get some payback . eugene accepts the deal . todd talks with viki who sees that he is still having issues over blair and spencer . they turn on the news and watch spencer getting arrested . todd sees something and sits up straight for a better look . viki convinces him to go and see blair and he does so . she can see that something is wrong with him when she first sees him . he tells her that he saw what she was wearing on the news . `` you slept with him when you promised me that you would n't . you just love beating the hell outta me do n't you ? `` blair offers to go to spencer right now and tell him the truth about everything if that will make todd feel better . it would . rex has stayed over and he now takes his shirt off to take a shower . clint drops in and is surprised to find topless rex there . dorian has no explanation , and so he just leaves . dorian gets the money together . rex warns her to agree to everything that the kidnapper tells her to . she does n't like rex coaching her . when bruce calls , dorian tells him that she is n't going to give him the money . she will pay when her daughter is home . bruce gets off the phone and tells adriana how her mother is refusing to pay for her ransom . rex has been on his computer . `` i know where she is ! `` blair arrives at the jail . when john sees her , he walks over to her as spencer watches . she says to john that she would like to talk to her fiance . john leaves . she goes near the cell , and spencer grabs her hand through the bars . `` tell me everything is alright blair blair ? blair ? tell me everything is going to be alright
james : ow . ow . ford : stop being such a wuss . james : you did this to me . ford : just trying to improve your upper body strength , get some power into those noodles you call arms . james : oh , that workout really worked . now the door 's too heavy , my towel 's too heavy , and that steam is too heavy . ford : you loved every minute of it . james : that was then . now i feel it . oh , what did i do to deserve this , bobby ? ford : you did n't do anything . james : then why , god , why , bobby ? ford : cut that out . i 'm trying to be serious here . james : man , i do n't think my body can handle serious right now . ford : that was part of the plan . i thought it would help us bury the hatchet . james : by killing me ? ford : by making us so tired that we 'd forget about everything that went on between us ... you know , with starr and langston . [ scene_break ] starr : wow . i knew freshman orientation would be crazy , but i was n't expecting this . langston : yeah . kind of a different atmosphere than la boulaie . starr : you think ? langston : you know , i do feel kind of bad , though , leaving dorian at home in bed all by herself . starr : yeah , but i do n't think she wanted any company . langston : no . it 's like ever since david took off , all she wants is to be left alone . starr : i just ca n't believe that david would do that to her again . langston : well , neither can i . in fact , i 'm not so sure he did . starr : he left her at the altar , like , literally . langston : no , i know that , and i know it looks bad , but -- starr : what do you mean , looks bad ? you 're not actually defending him , are you ? langston : no , i 'm not . i 'm just saying i ca n't help but wonder if there is n't more to the story . [ scene_break ] matthew : uncle clint . clint : how 's my favorite nephew ? matthew : okay . clint : good . matthew , i think it 's time that you and i had a little talk . matthew : about what ? clint : your future . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] bo : yeah . john : hey . i just got off the phone . the local police in tahiti just took eli clarke into custody . bo : oh , that 's great news . john : thank you for your help with all the authorities there . bo : i 'm just glad that maniac is finally caught . [ scene_break ] blair : it 's true , is n't it ? all of it . those two women . your wives -- you murdered them , and now you 're gon na -- you 're gon na kill me , too , are n't you ? is that your plan ? eli : you think you 've got it all figured out , do n't you , blair ? [ scene_break ] shaun : what 's going on , greg ? greg : what are you talking about ? shaun : there 's something going on . what is it ? greg : look , there 's nothing -- shaun : come on . i 'm your brother . greg : there 's nothing to tell , shaun . you know everything there is to know about téa -- why she came here , why she wanted to be alone when she died . shaun : is that so ? greg : yes . shaun : so then what 's got you so tense ? [ scene_break ] dani : mom 's gone . she 's -- she 's really gone , and i did n't get to say good - bye . todd : yeah , you did . we both did before she left llanview . dani : no . that 's not good enough . i want to see her again . i want to see her right now . [ scene_break ] starr : what do you mean , you do n't think that 's the full story ? langston : i just do n't believe that david would do that to dorian . he really loves her . starr : i 'm not saying that david does n't love her in whatever weird way david loves someone , but it 's not the first time that he 's jilted her . langston : no , i know that , but the last time was n't his fault . i mean , his evil brother blackmailed him into bailing on her . so maybe somebody forced him to jilt her this time , too . starr : langston , he 's a con artist . he was the star of a commercial for have- a - seat hemorrhoid creams . uh , yeah , you know , i just think he 's blackmail- proof . langston : no , well , then , okay , fine . maybe it 's not just about david . maybe somebody did n't want dorian to get married . starr : who would care whether dorian was married or not ? langston : she 's a politician . she 's got plenty of enemies , not to mention i 'm sure david 's made more than a few of his own over the years . starr : wait . so you think that one of david 's enemies prevented them from getting married ? langston : yeah , maybe . oh , what ? starr : i love your writer 's imagination . it is very fun being your friend . langston : oh , i 'm so glad i could entertain you . i like being your friend , too , and i hate it when we do n't get along . starr : me , too . langston : which is why i am not gon na see james anymore . starr : you really are n't ? langston : no . i mean , do n't get me wrong . it was a lot of fun driving ford crazy by using james , but it 's not worth it if all it 's gon na do is upset you . [ scene_break ] james : i think we 've got enough stuff to worry about without dragging chicks into the equation . ford : hmm . no kidding . james : so i 'm gon na stop using langston to get back at starr . i mean , it 's not worth it if it 's just gon na hurt you . ford : how many times have i told you , i do n't care what you do with langston . hell , who am i kidding ? james : seriously , bobby . i mean , nobody bought that to begin with . what ? ford : nothing . i -- when i left , you were just a kid . now you 're -- james : i 'm taller ? ford : we really missed out on a lot after i left . james : you have no idea . ford : james , i 'm sorry . i really was gon na come back for you . i was gon na get you away from dad . james : it does n't matter . i 'm here , safe and sound . and me and you , we 're -- i mean , we 're cool , right ? ford : yeah , as long as you say so . james : i do , so it 's settled , and we 're not gon na let any woman or anything come in between us ever again . right ? ford : absolutely , bro . [ scene_break ] matthew : what about my future ? clint : something your grandpa asa said -- it 's been weighing on my mind lately . matthew : why ? what did grandpa say ? clint : asa said someday he wanted you to run buchanan enterprises . matthew : wow . clint : you seem surprised . matthew : i remember him saying something like that to me when i was younger , but i never thought he was serious . clint : oh , asa was always dead serious when it came to business . no , matthew , he saw something in you , a certain quality that he thought would develop , and i think it has . in fact , i think you 're the only buchanan left that has the stones to do this job -- besides me , of course . matthew : what about david ? clint : david ? ha ha ! he ca n't even manage to make it to his own wedding , let alone run a billion - dollar multinational conglomerate . matthew : you think i can ? clint : not yet , no , but i think you already have the one thing that you need the most . matthew : and what 's that ? clint : killer instinct . [ scene_break ] bo : does kelly know that eli 's behind bars ? john : she and rex were in my office when i found out . bo : then she has to be relieved . john : yeah , you could say that . bo : her mother 's killer caught , finally . blair 's safe . john : yeah . i 'm not so sure about the last part . eli : wow . i do n't believe this . how could you do this to me , blair ? i -- i 'm really hurt . blair : you 're hurt ? that 's all you can say ? eli : what do you want me to say ? look , i know kelly has these crazy ideas about my past as a serial killer , but i thought you knew me better than this . blair : you know what ? i thought so , too , until i learned about olivia thompson and her disappearance , among other things . eli : so that was kelly on the phone , and you 're gon na choose to believe her , your cousin , whom you neither like nor trust , instead of your husband . blair : there 's something that you might not know about kelly and me . if she 's not trying to steal the man that i 'm with , then there must be something wrong with him . eli : oh , but there could n't possibly be anything wrong with kelly . a tabloid reporter with an overactive imagination who clearly has n't gotten over the loss of her mother . blair : i think there 's more to it than that , eli . eli : obviously there 's more to it than that . she 's a dangerous obsessive . blair : she 's not the only one that thinks you 're guilty . eli : let me guess . john mcbain . i have no idea why he has it in for me . blair : oh , well , maybe because you kill rich women for their money . you know , he 's kind of funny about things like that . eli : or maybe it 's because i represent hannah o'connor , the girl who pushed marty down those stairs and killed their baby . blair : you think that 's enough to accuse you of murder ? eli : you know what ? i do n't know what to think , blair , especially when none of this makes any sense to me . all i know is that evidently john mcbain is now just as obsessed as kelly is with me being a killer , despite the fact that there 's not a single shred of evidence -- blair : i think there 's more than a shred of evidence . yeah . they got enough to convince a judge to put out a warrant for your arrest , eli . eli : what ? blair : yeah . do n't act like you do n't know about it . why were you so eager to elope with me instead of getting married back home ? eli : blair -- blair : oh , come on . you were n't running to marry me ! you were running away from the cops ! [ scene_break ] matthew : you really think i have a killer instinct ? clint : it 's a buchanan family trait . asa had it in spades , and i think i 've proven myself in that department , as well . matthew : you mean like when you brought the shotgun to my parents ' wedding and threatened to shoot my brother ? clint : uh , there are better examples , but that 'll do . i 'm not gon na lie to you here . there 's nothing i would have enjoyed more than putting some buckshot in the backside of david vickers , and i 'm sorry , because i know how you feel about david . matthew : it 's okay . i know you have your own reasons not to like him . clint : this goes way beyond not liking him . david destroyed my marriage to kimberly , and the only reason i backed off that day in church was i did n't want to ruin your parents ' wedding . but it 's all right because someday i 'm gon na find a way to pay david back . of course , you know all about payback , do n't you ? matthew : what are you talking about ? clint : i 'm talking about what you did to nate salinger . [ scene_break ] nate : i did n't think anyone was in here . sorry . ford : i did n't know you were a member . i 've never seen you here before . nate : someone gave me a free pass . i was hoping to take the edge off between jobs , but i do n't want to crowd you . i 'll go . ford : good idea . james : there 's room . look , i want him to stay . ford : why ? james : because he 's our brother and we barely know him . ford : it 's not our fault . james : it 's not his fault , either . i want to get to know him . nate : what about you ? [ scene_break ] starr : i would n't say that seeing you with james upset me . langston : oh , no ? is there a euphemism you would use ? starr : okay , i would say that i was slightly jealous . langston : right , and the pope is slightly catholic . starr : okay , the point is that i should n't have been jealous . i had no right to be . i 'm with cole where i belong . langston : yeah , but you still were jealous . starr : i should n't have been . langston : starr , if i 've learned anything , it 's that you ca n't help how you feel , especially when you know you should n't be feeling that way . starr : here 's the thing . i started to feel close to james when we were on the run , but that 's because i thought that i was losing cole , and james was there for me . langston : the way cole was n't . starr : right , but then as soon as i got back here , i got back on track with cole , and my feelings for james were just over . langston : so you and cole are really back on track ? starr : absolutely . the one thing that i learned from all of this is that cole is my soul mate and i do n't want anyone else . [ scene_break ] todd : i want your mom back as much as you do . she was the love of my life , you know . and marrying her even though we knew we did n't have much time left was ... it made me very happy . i did n't even know what happiness was before i met your mom . and i would give anything to have one more day with her . and i would do anything to get her back . dani : but you ca n't . todd : no , i ca n't . the only thing any of us can do is try to figure out how to move on without her . dani : i do n't know how to do that . todd : me neither . [ scene_break ] greg : i give up , shaun . what in the world could i be hiding ? shaun : i 'm not sure . i just think that it 's weird that you 're just so damn hell - bent on keeping todd and dani away from finding téa before she died . greg : because that 's what téa wanted . she did n't want her husband and her daughter watching her waste away . shaun : it was n't that long . how much wasting could there have been ? greg : you ca n't know . shaun : well , there 's something i do want to know . did téa change her mind ? greg : shaun . shaun : i knew the woman , greg , and i find it hard to believe after everything is said and done that she wanted to die alone . greg : you say you knew her ? so then you know that téa was a stubborn , headstrong woman . shaun : that she was . greg : who did n't want her family to suffer . that was the most important thing to her , and she stuck to that to the very end , and she never changed her mind . and for the record , she was n't alone . i was there . shaun : you see ? that 's my point . why you ? greg : because i was her doctor and i was taking care of my patient , abiding by her wishes . shaun : so that 's why you kept her away from her family ? greg : what other reason would there be ? shaun : i do n't know . you tell me . [ scene_break ] eli : i brought you to tahiti because i wanted to marry you . no other reason . blair : if that was the case , you could have married me back home at our wedding . eli : except it was n't our wedding , was it ? it was dorian 's circus . look , blair , i have no idea what kind of story john and kelly cooked up to convince a judge to issue a warrant , but none of it -- blair : who is craig pattison ? eli : i told you , i do n't know craig patterson ! blair : oh , really ? pattison ! and kelly has a mug shot of one craig pattison after he killed his wife , and it looks a lot like you , eli . eli : well , good for kelly . she found a mug shot of some guy who bears a passing resemblance to me . blair : it 's not a resemblance . it 's you , and kelly 's got the mug shot . eli : impossible , because i do n't have a mug shot . blair : because you shredded it ? that 's right . kelly snuck in your room , stole everything out of your shredder , and had it reconstructed . eli : blair , do -- do you hear yourself ? kelly and john think i 'm this craig pattison , but how can i be if he 's in jail for murder ? blair : no , he 's not in jail . he got off . he disappeared right before he shows up in l.a. and marries a woman named olivia , and then she disappears . eli : so i guess i killed her , too . blair : and my aunt melinda and rodney . eli : remind me again who this rodney is . blair : he 's my aunt melinda 's friend in the institution . he knew that you killed her , along with the clerk in boston that gave your reports to someone he thought was rex balsom . am i leaving anyone out here , eli ? is there someone else that you killed that i do n't know of ? tell me . eli : all right . you got me . i confess . [ scene_break ] nate : i know you do n't like me because of what our mother did . you think she chose me over you . ford : she did . james : it 's not his fault . he was n't even born when she left us . ford : yeah , but he was the reason she left . james : i think dad had something to do with it , too . i mean , our mom -- ford : she 's not our mom . james : okay , fine . nate 's mom did tell us that dad threw her out and she tried to come back and see us , but it was n't safe , and she did n't have any other choice . knowing dad , i mean , is that so hard to believe ? ford : you do n't know that woman . james : neither do you , not anymore . nate : yeah , well , i do know her . right now i 'm pretty pissed that she did n't tell me i had two brothers out there . that does n't make her a bad person . ford : says the son she did n't abandon . nate : okay . you 're entitled to your own opinion of her . so are you . but that does n't change the fact that we 're all brothers . ford : you say that like it 's automatically supposed to mean something . nate : it does to me . my whole life it 's been my mom and i moving around , and it 's been lonely . and now i find out i have two brothers ? that 's a huge deal , at least to me , so all right , if you two are n't into it , that 's cool . i 'll stay out of your way . but if you can give me a chance -- james : i 'm down with that , like i was down for forgiving you when you left me alone with dad . nate : so what do you say ? can we give this brother thing a try ? [ scene_break ] matthew : what are you talking about ? i did n't do anything to nate . clint : you can drop the innocent act , matthew . because i know that you told that bounty hunter that nate had the money that he was looking for . now , you could have kept your mouth shut , but nate had stolen your girlfriend , so you got him back good , did n't you ? matthew : how do you know all this ? clint : i make it my business to know . matthew : are you going to tell my dad ? [ scene_break ] bo : why would n't blair be safe if eli 's caught ? john : i asked to speak to her . they would n't put her on the phone . they would n't even verify if she was there . no one would give me a straight answer . bo : this is the officer in charge ? john : no . no one seemed to know where the officer in charge was . and they sort of gave me the bum rush on the phone and hung up . bo : and you think eli did something to blair before he was caught ? john : all i know is , i 'd feel a hell of a lot better if we were the ones who had eli in custody . [ scene_break ] blair : you confess ? eli : yes . blair : to what ? eli : just ... let me talk , blair . this is very ... very difficult , and you deserve to know the truth . the fact is , i have been lying to you ... for a very , very long time . [ scene_break ] starr : [ gasps ] yes ! i got into intro and to entomology . langston : insects ? that 's disgusting . starr : do n't you knock bugs . you know how much i loved spiders and snakes when i was little . langston : yeah , i 've been trying to forget that . starr : you know what ? i need to take you to reptile roundup . langston : i thought we were n't going to talk about ford . starr : ha ha . very funny . what did you get into ? langston : oh ! i almost forgot . starr : okay , relax . langston : no , you do n't understand . i have been waiting to see if i could get into this writing class . i 've been excited about it ever since i read the course description . `` this course guides writers into creating well structured , compelling ... starr : `` compelling narrative for the page , stage , and screen , inspired by the writer 's actual real - life stories . `` langston : i 've mentioned it before ? starr : yeah , i think more than once , but it sounds perfect for you . langston : well , i know . that 's why i was so excited about it . it 's like whoever wrote the course description already knows me . [ scene_break ] james : come on , bobby , do n't leave the kid hanging . ford : my hand is sweaty . nate : so i guess that settles that . ford : well , i ca n't help it if it 's hot in here . nate : whatever . james : wait , nate -- ow . maybe we should go out and get a protein shake or something . nate : it 's okay . i have to get to my other job . james : maybe some other time , then ? nate : yeah . maybe . james : ow . ford : what ? james : did you have to be such a jerk to our little brother ? [ scene_break ] clint : do n't worry . i wo n't be telling your pa what you did to nate . matthew : you wo n't ? clint : no . after all , the kid had it coming . matthew : yeah -- yeah , he did , but i do n't think my dad would see it that way . clint : probably not , no , because bo did n't inherit that killer instinct from asa like you and i did . do n't you get me wrong now , though . i admire my little brother 's dedication to the law , but bo and i -- we see the world very , very differently . matthew : how ? clint : well , we both believe in justice , but bo believes in the system , whereas i believe in an eye for an eye . and i think you believe that , too . matthew , you could really go a long way -- if you make the right choices . matthew : and what are those ? clint : well , like i said , asa and i both thought that eventually , you should be the next c.e.o . and there is not a reason in the world that your training ca n't start right now , so long as you 're interested . matthew : but i 'm just a junior in high school . i have n't really decided what i 'm going to do with my life . clint : well , sometimes , life decides what it wants to do with you . and this is one of those times . all right ? now , here 's the plan , so listen up . i want you to start working part - time at b.e . from the bottom up , because you 're going to learn this business from the ground up , you understand ? matthew : well , what about school ? clint : well , it 's not a problem , because i 'm talking about working hours after school -- and maybe a saturday here and there . so what do you say ? matthew : it 's not that i do n't want to , but ... clint : but ? matthew : i just do n't think my parents are going to go for it . you know , school comes first . clint : that 's fine . yeah , but i can guarantee you , you will learn more in one week at b.e . than you 'll learn all year at school . starting with how to make sure no woman ever hurts you again . [ scene_break ] todd : well , there 's nothing else we can do for your mom right now . maybe we should go home . dani : what ? and just leave her here ? todd : she 's not here , honey , not anymore . dani : well , what about all her things ? are we just going to leave them behind , too ? todd : well , that 's up to you . dani : they were the last things that ... that she had with her before she died . i want to keep them . todd : all right , let 's pack them up . [ scene_break ] greg : i do n't understand you , shaun . where is all this suspicion coming from ? shaun : greg , you kept a family apart when they should have been together . i do n't see how that 's in anybody 's best interest . greg : i was doing my damn job ! like i 'm supposed to do ! like my patient asked me to do . now , if you ca n't understand that , then ... i do n't know what to tell you . that 's your problem . shaun : i do believe you . i know that you 're a good doctor , and i know that you made téa 's last days as comfortable as possible . greg : i tried . shaun : i 'm just upset that that poor girl in there is not going to get a chance to say good - bye to her mother one last time . [ scene_break ] bo : are you telling me that you want to go to tahiti and bring clarke back yourself ? john : yeah , i do . i know it 's a lot to ask . it 's -- it 's an expensive trip . bo : oh , it sure is . but you know , that guy 's been jerking us around , this department , for months now , and i do n't intend to let him get away with it . so i think the first thing that we have to do is make sure that eli is locked up in a llanview jail cell asap . john : are you saying what i think you 're saying ? bo : yeah . you go get the bastard . [ scene_break ] blair : you 've been lying to me ? about what ? eli : all of it . bennett thompson and craig pattison and their wives ... all the other victims . blair : it was all you ? eli : no . no , not me . it was ross , my brother . blair : ross ? eli : is bennett thompson , that 's right . he had all those aliases , he killed all those people ... i mean , you of all people know how dangerous ross can be . blair : well , how long have you known this ? eli : um , i found out about it , i put the pieces together right after we learned he was still alive . that 's when i realized that all the evidence that kelly and john had been gathering about him seemed to point to me . blair : why did you cover it up , eli ? why did n't you go to the cops immediately when you knew it was ross ? eli : i know , and i ... it was the wrong thing to do , but i had just found him again and i could n't lose him -- risk seeing him go to jail , so i came here to see if i could get ross the help that he needs . blair : you have an unstable brother who is a murderer . you know that . why in the world would you bring me here and put me in the middle of all this danger ? [ scene_break ] bo : i 'll call the justice department and get the extradition rolling . you get to the airport . john : thanks , bo . i owe you one . bo : yeah , well , just be careful . john : absolutely . bo : yeah , absolutely . [ door opens and closes ] [ knock on door ] bo : yeah ? nate : commissioner ? bo : nate . what can i do for you ? nate : i did n't mean to interrupt . i was just looking for my mom . i thought she was working . bo : well , yeah , she ... you just missed her . she stepped out for a second . nate : oh . okay , i 'll just catch up to her later then . thanks . bo : no , no , hey ... hey , come . hold on . nate : sir ? bo : how are you doing ? nate : i have two older brothers my mom did n't tell me about . bo : hmm . nate : and the good news is , only one of them hates my guts . but other than that , i 'm fine . bo : you know , i do n't know how much she 's explained to you , but i think you do need to understand that your mom was in a real tough spot . nate : yeah . thank you for giving her this job . you really saved our lives . bo : well , i was happy to help . matthew : what the hell are you doing here ? nate : i was looking for my mother . matthew : really ? what did she get busted for ? bo : no , no , matthew ... nate 's mom is my new assistant . matthew : she 's what ? how could you hire his mom after what he did to me ? huh . [ scene_break ] james : would it have killed you to shake our brother 's hand ? ford : i told you , my hand is sweaty . james : yeah , right . ford : in case you have n't noticed , we 're in a steam room . look , you do n't believe me ? fine . i got to go anyway . i got to get to l.u . it 's freshman orientation . james : yeah ? have fun with that . ford : why do n't you come with me ? james : no , thanks . i 'm fine . ow . ford : okay . all right , so i was n't being the best big brother i could be to nate . does n't mean you have to be mad at me , too . we were just getting along again . james : well , even if i forgive you , what the hell am i going to do at a freshman orientation ? ford : sign up for a few classes maybe ? james : yeah , why not ? i mean , i 'm sure nobody 'll care that i never finished high school . ford : come on , you 're one easy exam away from a g.e.d . james : [ sighs ] maybe , but i still ca n't afford it . ford : well , they made me full professor . it means i can get tuition discounts for family members . james : what kind of discount ? ford : i do n't know -- maybe if i pull a few strings , i can get you a full ride . james : seriously ? ford : yeah . what are big brothers for ? [ scene_break ] eli : no , i knew ross would never hurt you . he still carries a torch for you . he cares about you . blair : oh , he cares about me ? eli , he held me at gunpoint when he tried to take dani . eli : he was desperate . he thought he was going to lose her . blair : okay , what about the time he tried to attack me in my bedroom ? eli : all right , listen , i know ross regrets all of those actions . i know it . blair : [ sighs ] uh - huh . so your homicidal brother , you think , is all better , so you brought me here to his home in the middle of the pacific ocean ? eli : listen , the cops were closing in on him back in llanview . i knew this , and i had to come here to warn him somehow , but i was afraid if i flew here by myself , it would raise too many red flags . blair : oh , so , you know , eloping with me was just the answer to all your problems , huh ? eli : that 's not the reason i brought you here . it 's not the only reason . blair : but it 's the main reason ? eli : blair , look around you . okay ? we are in paradise . i wanted the perfect wedding for the perfect bride in the perfect place . it was beautiful . blair : yeah , it was . too bad it was just a smokescreen . eli : no , it was n't . blair , i love you . marrying you is the most important thing that has ever happened to me , but i also had to help ross . you know what it 's like to do anything for someone you love . can you blame me for wanting to protect my family ? blair : eli ... he killed 5 people . he killed my aunt melinda . that 's 5 people -- 5 people that we know of . how can you condone that ? eli : i do not condone ross ' actions . in fact , i 'm appalled by them . now , i know what you 're thinking . i do n't want you to worry . this does not run in the family . i could never hurt another person like that . never . [ scene_break ] shaun : you got to talk to me , brother . greg : shaun ... i just wish i could have done more for téa . i mean , seeing dani losing her mother ... it bothers me just as much as it bothers you . shaun : at least she 's getting along with her father now . greg : yeah , too bad her father has to be todd manning . [ scene_break ] todd : hey , dani , have you seen this ? dani : and i can still smell her on it . todd : so is that it ? dani : yeah . that 's everything . that 's all that 's left of her . [ door opens ] shaun : if you 're ready , i can escort you back to llanview . todd : yeah . shaun : greg is going to wait behind for -- dani : for my mother 's body ? greg : her remains , yes . danielle , i 'm ... i know how much you loved your mother . i 'm just so sorry i could n't have done more for her . todd : yeah , so are we . [ scene_break ] langston : oh , my god ! i got in ! starr : oh , good ! that is so great . langston : i know ! my god ! college is already so much better than high school , and classes have n't even started yet . hey , why do n't you take this class with me ? starr : because i 'm not a writer . besides , i think i 'm going into pre - med . langston : okay . well , does n't the pre - med program have liberal arts requirements ? starr : oh , yeah . langston : so i 'm sure that this course has to fulfill one of those . come on , how much fun would it be to have class together ? starr : it would be great , but i 'm sure it 's full . langston : no , that guy over there just said he had to drop it because his life was n't interesting enough to write about . come on , i know that 's not a problem for you . starr : you would remind me of that . okay . langston : oh , good . so you 'll do it ? starr : yes , why not ? langston : okay , sweet . i promise you wo n't regret it . come on , go sign up . starr : mm - hmm . so , who do you think is going to be teaching this `` imitation of life : shaping reality into narrative fiction `` anyway ? [ langston chuckles ] ford : i am . [ scene_break ] nate : i have to get to work . matthew : you did n't really hire his mom , did you ? bo : yes , i did . matthew : after he stole my girlfriend ? bo : matthew , hiring nate 's mom has nothing to do with you . i needed a new assistant . she needed a job , and she is very qualified . matthew : oh , yeah , yeah , i 'm sure she 's very qualified . you probably had a hundred people that wanted to be your assistant . go hire one of them ! bo : i know how angry you are at nate because -- matthew : angry ? i am more than angry with nate , dad . dani was n't just my girlfriend . she was more than that . she was there when i busted out of warwick and flew to seattle to get my surgery . she was there when i took my first steps . bo : i know . i remember . matthew : and now , we do n't even talk , and it 's all because of that son of a bitch ! bo : matthew ... i know how bad you feel . matthew : then fire her and get them out of our lives ! bo : no , i 'm not going to do that . matthew : why not ? bo : because whatever happened between you and nate , his mother still has a right to work . matthew : okay , so this `` right to work '' -- does that apply to everyone ? bo : of course , it does . matthew : great , then you wo n't have any problem with me going to work with uncle clint , will you ? [ scene_break ] john : natalie , it 's me . i ... i just wanted you to know , i got to go out of town on police business for a few days . but do n't worry . i 'll be back as soon as i can . i 'll miss you . [ scene_break ] eli : please , blair , you have to understand . i was just trying to protect my brother . blair : your deeply disturbed brother . eli : i know that . i know what ross did was horrible , but he is the one who did it . ross is bennett thompson . ross killed all those people , not me . you believe me , do n't you ? blair : not for one damn second .
robert takes james to the gym and the steam room showing him how he relieves stress and gets over personal problems . right then , they run into nate . robert makes it clear that he could cares less about him or his mom and does not see them as family . but james wants to make peace with them and tells robert he was out of line for how he treated their little brother . meanwhile , clint goes to find matthew and offers him a job opportunity at b.e . he explains to his nephew that he knows that he might have the `` killer instinct `` that someone needs in order to some day be the c.e.o . he tells him he knows that matthew got a bounty hunter to go after nate salinger and almost got him killed when nate took his girlfriend . they agree that bo is not power hungry nor suited for business the way clint is . clint wants to get matthew trained starting now so that he can one day run the company . matthew notices his father being friendly to nate and finds out that bo hired nate 's mom . he is angry and tells him that if nate 's mom has the right to work for bo , then he has the right to work with uncle clint at b.e . in tahiti , blair confronts eli who tells her that he has been covering for his criminal brother , ross , but she does not trust him any more than she trusts ross . bo and john are ready to go after eli and have him locked up . starr and langston are starting freshman classes at l.u . langston is ready to take a writing class that she 's very excited about . unknown to them , robert is ready to continue teaching , wants to become a full professor , and is going to pull strings to get james enrolled in school . he informs them that he will be teaching langston 's writing class .
john : lovett , what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] nora : so were you just delirious with hunger , or were you serious when you said you 'd be open to raising matthew 's baby ? bo : no . honey . i 'd love it . but it 's not up to us . it 's destiny 's decision -- her and her folks . [ scene_break ] destiny : it 's still pouring out . mr. evans : hey . we 'll just wait it out . order dessert . danielle ? flan ? dani : as soon as possible . mr. evans : flan it is . i 'm just happy to be able to spend some time with my baby . mrs. evans : not a baby anymore , not with a baby on the way -- thanks to nora buchanan . [ scene_break ] starr : did you hear that ? there 's a huge thunder and lightning storm . hope is scared to death of them . i would stay over , but i have to stay here with her . i know , i miss you , too , babe , but things are getting really crazy around here . blair : jack ! jack , are you down here ? starr : i 'll talk to you later . blair : i ca n't find him . jack 's gone . [ scene_break ] téa : victor ? [ scene_break ] starr : i thought that jack was spending the night at dad 's . at uncle victor 's . i thought that it was his night . blair : i thought so , too . but now that we know who 's who ... starr : mom , i do n't think jack 's gon na want to give that up . blair : i know he 's not . that 's why i went over there to bring him back . i just did n't feel like it was safe for him to be over there . starr : why not ? blair : because of your father . starr : what do you mean ? blair : i ca n't be certain but i think he took the gun out of dorian 's safe . [ scene_break ] téa : victor ? victor ? [ screams ] [ scene_break ] mr. evans : phylicia , you know nora was just -- mrs. evans : sticking her nose in where it does n't belong ? mr. evans : she overstepped . but her son is in the hospital . mrs. evans : and i appreciate that . but she was n't thinking about destiny . she was just thinking about herself . destiny had already decided to have an abortion , and she talked her out of it . destiny : mom , we talked about this . mr. evans : i 'm just happy to have my little baby home , where she belongs . and i 'm not saying that i 'm thrilled about her being pregnant , not at this age , but she knows we 're with her . destiny knows that . destiny : you know , i 'm right here . mrs. evans : sweetheart , i 'm sorry , but i just do n't think that woman has your best interest at heart . mr. evans : you did say she apologized . mrs. evans : yes , and i 'm sure she meant it . but that does n't mean i 'm just gon na hand over my grandchild . i do n't care what those people say . [ scene_break ] john : i thought you were off duty . brody : i was . until blair stopped by . dorian kept a gun in her safe . it 's gone missing . blair thinks todd took it to go after victor . i went looking for todd with no luck . blair went to warn victor . john : blair called me . that must 've been why . [ scene_break ] starr : you think that dad went after victor with a gun ? blair : i do n't know . all i know -- there was a gun in the safe , and that your dad knew about it . he has been foaming at the mouth about you kids , victor , the `` sun . `` i had to stop him from going on a rampage the other day . starr : what does that have to do with jack ? blair : i do n't want jack in the middle of it , starr . so i went over there , i explained the gun , brought him back home . of course , he 's mad . stormed upstairs . i 'm sure he ran off . starr : at least you know that dad would n't hurt jack . blair : i do n't think he would , but i just do n't want jack to get caught in the crossfire . [ scene_break ] dr. gangemi : he was lying in front of the ambulance bay door all by himself ? nurse : at least he 's here . he 's got good radials , and he 's breathing on his own . dr. gangemi : any idea who this kid is ? nurse : according to his school i.d . , he 's jack manning . [ scene_break ] blair : why wo n't jack just do as he 's told just once in his life ? starr : because he 's jack . did you call téa ? did you see ? maybe he went over to their house . blair : i could n't reach téa , but i left her a message about the gun . you know what ? i bet you 're right . i bet you he did go back over there . starr : mom , where are you gon na go in this weather ? blair : i am not gon na wait for him to call . i 'm gon na go wring his little neck is what i 'm -- [ telephone ringing ] blair : i bet it 's your brother . jack , is that you ? nurse : is this blair cramer ? blair : yeah . who is this ? nurse : i 'm calling from llanview hospital . we have your son . [ scene_break ] téa : victor . oh , my god . oh , my god . talk to me . talk to me . oh . oh , thank god . ok . ok . ok . all right . it 's gon na be ok . it 's gon na be ok . yes . hello ? i need help . my husband -- there 's a lot of blood . i think he 's been shot . [ scene_break ] louie : hold it right there . [ scene_break ] bo : the evanses are sitting over there . you know what , it 's almost stopped raining , so why do n't we just go somewhere else ? nora : no . do n't be silly . we wanted to create a thaw . this is the perfect opportunity . besides , i have something i want to run by them . mrs. evans : oh , no . nora : hi , richard . phylicia . dani . mr. evans : nora . nora : hi , sweetheart . you look beautiful . how are you feeling ? destiny : hungry . nora : good . that 's good . oh , and calcium to boot in a milkshake . i love that . have you started seeing your ob ? mrs. evans : she 's seeing vivian wright . shaun 's girlfriend . wonderful obstetrician . nora : she 's terrific . mrs. evans : well , we would n't want to keep you from your dinner , so -- nora : we 've eaten already . we just stopped by for a little dessert . bo : yes . so let 's grab a table . nora : actually , i just thought we might want to just talk a little bit now that everyone has calmed down and accepted the situation . mrs. evans : the situation you created ? nora : yes . well , i just -- we wanted you to know that bo and i are very excited about being involved in our grandchild 's life . [ scene_break ] blair : oh , my god . i 'm jack manning 's mother . where is he ? is he ok ? nurse : dr. gangemi 's working on him right now . blair : is he all right ? what is he doing here ? nurse : i 'm sorry . i do n't have all the details . blair : dr. gangemi . i 'm his mother . was he shot ? dr. gangemi : shot ? no . where did you get that idea ? [ scene_break ] téa : it 's ok . hey . come on . open your eyes . open your eyes . you ca n't leave me . do you hear me ? look at me ! there you are . it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's gon na be ok , all right ? no , no , i have to apply pressure on the wound . ok . that 's what they told me to do . you just -- you just keep breathing . just keep thinking about all the things you and me and dani have yet to do . we got ta take her to college , and we got ta dance at her wedding . no , no , no , no . stay with me . stay with me ! i ca n't do this by myself . please . there you are . there you are . you know what ? i might let dani marry the wrong guy , someone you do n't approve of , someone you do n't like , which includes just about everybody . ha ha ha ! see , i made you smile . i made you smile . that 's what i love about you , whoever the hell you are . do you hear me ? you never lose your sense of humor , no matter what . can you tell me who did this to you , baby ? can you tell me who did this to you ? please , tell me , baby . tell me . [ scene_break ] louie : what you doing ? todd : louie ? that is you . louie : all day . last time i saw you , they were trying to kill you . i fished you out the river , remember ? todd : of course , i remember . you saved my life . louie : so what 's this ? protection ? todd : yeah , i guess you could call it that . louie : but why are you throwing it in the river ? todd : have n't you heard ? guns are dangerous . louie : that 's fair enough . so what happened ? you talk to mcbain like i told you to ? todd : yes , i did . thank you . louie : you get your life back from the guy that stole it ? todd : actually , today , i made great strides in that direction . [ scene_break ] john : put out an apb on todd manning . cop : lieutenant , 911 call just came in from téa delgado . she says her husband 's been shot . [ scene_break ] téa : tell me who did this to you , baby . tell me . tell me . oh ! god . oh , god . no . no , no , no . just do n't talk . do n't talk , ok ? ok , you 're gon na be fine , all right ? i called the ambulance . they 're gon na be here any minute . you just -- you just relax , ok ? ok , this is nothing , ok ? considering everything you have been through , this is nothing . a bullet is not gon na take you down . look at me . you 've got 9 lives . ok ? and i want all of them . you 're the love of my life , whatever the hell your name is . do you know that ? ok ? ok ? we belong together . i would n't be here if it were n't for you . i am not letting you go . ok ? [ siren wailing ] téa : there 's the ambulance . we 're gon na be fine . you just keep breathing . no , victor . victor , do n't close your eyes , victor . no , no , no . you ca n't leave me . do n't leave me , victor . no . no , no . no . no , no . [ scene_break ] bo : the good news is we 've got plenty of time to talk about all of this , so why do n't we just grab that table , honey ? dani : hey , look . it stopped raining . destiny : yeah . let 's go . nora : no , we do n't have a lot of time . i mean , listen , i know that this is new for all of us and it may be uncomfortable , but -- it 's not what any of us expected . destiny 's senior year is supposed to be her applying for colleges , and she will . and it 's gon na take time , and her schoolwork 's gon na take time , and before you know it , the end of the semester will be here , and so will the baby . mr. evans : time does fly . i was just looking at some photos of destiny last week . to think of having a new baby in the house . i got to thinking , i 'm gon na be a great- grandfather . bo : whoa . you 're one up on me . mr. evans : i 'll shoot you some pointers . nora : bo and i just want to help in any way we can . mrs. evans : richard and i have discussed your offer , and it wo n't be necessary . destiny and her child will be staying with us . mr. evans : of course , you 'll be able to see destiny or the baby any time you want . we 're not trying to keep you away from your grandchild . bo : we never thought you were . nora : wait a minute . there are two parents here . there 's destiny and matthew . matthew is the father of this baby , and -- he has not yet fully recovered , and so i think it 's important for bo and i just to step up and speak on his behalf , that 's all . so i -- i wrote down a few things . they 're just -- it 's a draft , it 's a draft , so just pay no attention . it 's just -- it just sort of spells out his rights . mrs. evans : are you going to sue us ? [ scene_break ] dr. gangemi : who told you your son was shot ? starr : i think my mom was just a little confused . blair : if he was n't shot , what happened to him ? dr. gangemi : well , we 're not quite sure at this point . he has n't been able to tell us . blair : is he unconscious ? dr. gangemi : since we found him outside . blair : outside ? dr. gangemi : your son was found right outside the ambulance bay . he was unconscious and had no signs of trauma other than a bad bump on the back of his head . his vitals are normal and he 's starting to come around . blair : is he in there ? can i see him ? dr. gangemi : yeah . of course . blair : oh , baby . baby , it 's mom . are you all right ? jack : mom ? [ scene_break ] téa : please , please , do n't do this to me . please . open your eyes . open -- oh ! oh , there you are . all you got ta do is stay with me , ok ? that 's all you got ta do . please stay with me . victor : uhh ... téa : love you . i love you , too . oh , victor . victor ! victor , open your eyes . victor . victor ! no , no , do n't leave me . in here . in here ! emt : call medical control . a lot of blood . second emt : i got nothing . no pulse , no resp . [ scene_break ] louie : hey , i 'm glad to hear things are looking up . todd : yeah . they are . look , i meant what i said , that i was gon na make it up to you as soon as i get what 's mine . it 's gon na be soon , i promise . louie : whatever . i did n't save you thinking i 'd get some reward . i just ... did it . todd : i know . louie : so what 's any of this got to do with you throwing that gun in the river ? todd : i do n't need this anymore . louie : whoa , whoa . you do n't want to do that . todd : why not ? i got good reason to not have this gun anymore . believe me . louie : so give it to me . i 'll take it off your hands . todd : i ca n't do that . louie : why not ? todd : because it 's like i said -- guns are dangerous . someone could get hurt . [ scene_break ] emt : we even tried high dose epi and 4 liters of saline . we got nothing . téa : can we get him to the hospital ? emt : his entire blood volume is on the floor . téa : does he need blood ? i 'll donate . my whole family will donate . why is he stopping ? we need -- you need to compress . why are you stopping ? emt : he was gone before we got here . there 's nothing we could do . i 'm sorry . téa : i do n't understand . emt : your husband 's gone , ma'am . he 's dead . [ scene_break ] louie : you do n't have to tell me about guns hurting people . i saw all the shooting i 'll ever want to see in ' nam . todd : you fought in vietnam ? louie : they called it fighting . i called it trying to stay the hell alive . i was lucky -- i made it home . and when i got here , i swore i 'd never shoot another gun again . todd : so what do you want with this one ? louie : ha ha ha ! john mcbain -- cop i told you about ? he started this `` guns for cash `` deal . the gang bangers bring in their hardware and they 100 bucks a pop . like i said , mcbain 's the only cop around here i trust . [ scene_break ] john : let 's assume our shooter was the last one here before téa found the body . fan out and see what you can find . brody . go on with them . brody : i 'm on it . john : how you holding up ? téa : i -- um ... john : hey , listen . gon na ask you a few questions . téa : now ? john : i know . i know it 's difficult . it 's best when it 's fresh in your mind . téa : i do n't know how much i can tell you . john : it 's ok . just tell me what happened , all right ? were you home ? did you hear a gunshot ? téa : no , i was -- it feels like a long time ago . sorry . i was at `` the sun . `` and victor called me and told me that he was going to be coming home . and i told him that i would meet him here . so i got in my car and it was raining . i pulled into the driveway , and i walked into the house . i was looking for my keys , and then i -- i noticed that the front door was open . brody : no sign of forced entry . cop : so the perp either knew him or followed him home . brody : at this point , anything 's possible . cop : so what are we looking for ? brody : the usual -- footprints , fibers , gum wrappers . keys . cop : that explains how the perp got in . what 's it say on the tag ? brody : `` jm . `` [ scene_break ] starr : i told you jack was gon na be all right . blair : i do n't know how right he is . he 's got a big knot on the back of his head . dr. gangemi : we 're gon na have to keep an eye on you , jack . blair : but did n't matthew buchanan have a knot on his head , too ? dr. gangemi : which is why we 're gon na run some tests . just to rule some things out . i 'm gon na go set it up . i 'll be back in a few minutes . blair : thank you . so do you want to explain to me why you left after i took you home and told you not to go anywhere ? huh ? you scared us to death , jack . where did you go ? how did you end up here in the hospital ? [ scene_break ] john : so the front door was open . téa : i came in , i called for him , did n't hear anything . but i 'd seen his car in the driveway , so i knew he was here . came in . i called for him and i -- i came in the living room and ... and there he was . there was blood on the floor . john : um ... téa : i do n't understand , john . i do n't understand . i really -- please explain to me . i called 911 . i do n't understand . how can he be dead ? john : i 'm sorry , téa . téa : no , you 're not . you hated him . and he hated you . john : i 'm sorry for your loss . téa : i was so sure ... that nothing could ever kill him . [ crying ] [ scene_break ] nora : no . nobody 's suing anybody . this is just a basis for an agreement , because matthew ca n't speak for himself . mrs. evans : so you do n't trust us . nora : no . no . it 's not that . you know what ? i 'm a lawyer and i think like a lawyer , so i have to , like , write things down and make it clear so that there 's no misunderstandings -- mrs. evans : well , let me tell you how i think . i trust people until there 's a reason not to . nora : then it may be too late . somebody 's already been hurt . mrs. evans : you think we 're trying to hurt you ? nora : no , it 's -- phylicia , no . i do n't . mrs. evans : i do n't understand . what 's with the draft ? why do we need this -- this paper ? bo : i think we 're jumping the gun , red . can we just table this for now ? nora : till when ? till there 's a problem ? mrs. evans : you mean the problem you created . nora : in point of fact , two teenagers created this -- situation , and i think it 's up to the grownups to come up with some sort of guidelines for all of us . mrs. evans : so now you 're gon na tell me how to run my family . nora : it 's our family , phylicia . this is our family now . that 's what 's happened here . mr. evans : she 's right . i mean , with this little baby , we 're all just one big happy family . bo : yes , yes , and i think it 's great . now can we just sit down and order some flan ? nora : i agree with bo . i think it 's terrific , too . i think destiny is wonderful . i think she 's gon na make a wonderful mother . and i pray every day that matthew will just be able to come back and join in on this . that 's all . that 's all . if you just want to look it over , just -- mrs. evans : i 'm not looking at anything . nora : i 'm just trying to be helpful here , phylicia . that 's all . you know , save you the cost of a lawyer . i can do this for all of us . mrs. evans : oh , so now you want to represent both sides . i 'm a registered social worker , nora . i 'm in court all the time . if i need a lawyer , i can get one . thank you . mr. evans : phylicia , we ca n't afford that . bo : and it 's not gon na be necessary , because i 'm sure we can work this out . mrs. evans : oh , yes , it will , if your wife keeps waving that draft in my face . did n't i tell you ? what did i tell you ? nora , honey , i feel for you . i do . when my son was in that coma , my heart broke in a thousand different ways , but i am not gon na let you replace your son with destiny 's baby . i 'm not gon na do that . nora : nobody could ever replace matthew . just because he 's not here right now -- destiny : can we not talk about this ? nora : we have to talk about this , destiny . we have to . because i 'm not gon na let your grandparents pretend that matthew does n't exist . he 's my son and he 's the father of your baby . mrs. evans : because he got my teenager pregnant . dani : can we time out , please ? this is making destiny really upset , and that 's not good for her or the baby . destiny : it 's ok , dani . actually , i have something to say . mom , you have to understand . mrs. buchanan loves matthew as much as you love me . she 's not trying to replace him . she 's just sticking up for him . mrs. evans : baby , are you sure about that ? because you had already made a decision , a very tough decision , to put yourself and your education first . and then this woman comes along and suddenly you 're having her grandchild . nora : it was destiny 's decision to cancel the abortion and have the baby . not mine . bo : let 's not do this here . dani : i 'm sorry . i have to go . are you coming ? destiny : i ca n't . i thought you were spending the night . dani : i think you need a little alone time with your mom and dad . destiny : dani , you 're gon na leave me alone with them ? after this ? dani : i 'm sorry , but -- i 've got my own crazy family to deal with . [ scene_break ] john : was that here when you got here ? téa : this ? no . they told me -- 911 - -to get a clean towel , apply pressure . john : may i ? please ? thank you . this was against his chest . fibers and residue . john : can i call someone for you ? your daughter ? your brother ? téa : oh , my god . dani . oh , my god . how am i gon na tell her that her fa -- she loved him . she loved him . even when she found out that he was her uncle , she loved him . brody : john . john : excuse me . téa : yeah . john : what do you got ? brody : outside by the door . [ scene_break ] louie : i do n't want that gun for myself . i 'd just turn it in -- get 100 bucks . you know how many lottery tickets i could buy for 100 bucks ? there 's no way i could n't win . then i 'd take my winnings -- oh , yeah ! move to arizona . buy myself a boat . todd : arizona 's in the desert . louie : exactly . come on . be a sport . todd : i just -- i ca n't do that , lou . louie : so much for swearing you 'd stand by me . todd : i will , it 's just -- look , hey . i would give you the 100 bucks myself if i had it . louie : but you do n't . todd : no , i do n't , but i will . i will soon . louie : fine . then you can afford to give me that gun . [ scene_break ] john : téa , can you have a look at this ? do you recognize these as the key ring ? téa : those are jack 's . todd -- victor had them made for him . where did you find these ? john : found these outside . the shooter may have used these keys to enter the house . téa : no . no . jack would never hurt victor . he loved him . john : i understand that . i 'm not accusing jack of anything . we 're just trying to make sense of what we find . téa : there 's something you should know . blair left me a message . we did n't speak , but she thinks that todd may have stolen a gun from dorian 's safe . john : i know . we have an apb out for him . téa : you think todd did this ? [ scene_break ] todd : you do n't lose it , you do n't sell it , and you do n't give it to anybody but john mcbain . louie : like i said , i 've seen enough killing to last me a lifetime . memories i carry around . you do n't want to know . you 're never free ... not if you killed a man . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] brody : lovett . téa : i know todd 's angry , but this was n't victor 's fault . this was irene 's fault . john : yes , it is . téa : i know that she spoke to victor . did she talk to todd ? john : not since she 's been locked up . téa : so do you think todd murdered his brother ? brody : john . john : excuse me . what do you got ? brody : just got a call . john : they find manning ? brody : todd ? no , but jack manning is in the er from a blow to the head . assailant unknown . john : all right . i 'm gon na head on over there . keep an eye on these guys . who knows -- maybe we 'll get lucky and get a fingerprint off this key ring . [ scene_break ] blair : you know you 're not supposed to go anywhere without telling me . you know that ! where did you go ? jack : i do n't remember . blair : do n't lie to me , jack . starr : mom ! blair : you know what ? i 've had it . i 've had it with your brother . he knew that there was a gun out there . he could 've been killed . starr : jack , they found you right out front of the er . ok ? you were out cold . unless -- unless someone jumped you right outside of the hospital , someone must 've brought you here , which is really weird . jack : yeah . starr : right ? so do you have any idea how you got here ? jack : no . i do n't . blair : i know i brought you home , and then you left . so where 'd you go ? did you go back to victor 's ? jack : you mean dad 's ? yeah . i was there . [ scene_break ] bo : i think it 's time for us to take a breather and we 'll talk about this some other time . mr. evans : i agree . mrs. evans : well , i do n't . nora has made herself perfectly clear . she intends to pursue her rights . well , so do i. destiny , richard , let 's go before it starts raining again . nora : phylicia , this is about our children , not -- mrs. evans : my daughter 's childhood is over , thanks to her foolishness , your son 's carelessness , and your interference . good night . nora : ca n't we just talk -- mrs. evans : anything you need to say to me , you can say to my lawyer . nora : do n't -- do n't say a word . just do n't . just -- stupid , stupid , stupid . [ scene_break ] dani : excuse me . cop : can i help you ? dani : yeah , i live here . what 's going on ? what happened ? cop : i 'll need to see some i.d . dani : to get in my own house ? ok . there . see ? cop : wait , miss . you do n't want to go in there . dani : why not ? [ scene_break ] blair : what happened at victor 's ? is that where you got the bump on your head ? john : hey . how 's he doing ? blair : glad you 're here . did the doctors call you ? john : the hospital called it in . what happened ? blair : we 're still trying to figure that out . jack 's still a little groggy here . john : jack , i need to ask you a question . starr : what is that ? john : have a look at this . you recognize these ? jack : yeah . these are my keys . blair : this looks like evidence . john , what happened tonight ? [ scene_break ] louie : thanks for this . todd : be careful with it ? louie : always . ha ha ! so you never told me . who are you ? todd : todd manning . louie : yeah ? for real ? hang on . hang on a minute . oh , yeah . so this guy -- he 's the one stole your life ? todd : that 's him . louie : and they believed him ? even though he do n't look anything like you ? todd : yeah , they believed him . louie : so now there are two of y ' all going around saying you 're todd manning ? todd : not anymore . louie : really ? good for you . [ laughing ] [ scene_break ] dani : mom ? mom , what 's going on ? who is that ? [ scene_break ] john : there was an incident at victor lord 's house . blair : what ? john : i 'm sorry . victor 's dead .
bo tells nora he would love to raise matthew 's child if that is what destiny wants . destiny 's grandmother blames nora for destiny keeping her baby . she says she wo n't let those people take her grandchild . she tells nora that she will not allow her to replace matthew with destiny 's baby . dani bails on destiny when it gets to intense . when she gets home , an officer advises her not to go inside but she does anyway .