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1_467
That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book. How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
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1_533
Technically, yes. But, if you'll notice... It's reversible!
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1_672
Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?
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1_1001
What else? Sell it on eBay as "slightly used."
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1_1180
Oh, please. The only way she could make a contribution to science would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.
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1_1185
I think tonight was a very good start.
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1_1296
They gave him an assistant? If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.
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1_1470
I don't know. It just died. I'm getting a bunch of static.
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1_1478
Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.
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1_1549
On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? On Mars!
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1_1638
The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?
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1_1973
I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life.
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1_1987
When I didn't pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power thought I would enjoy the ambience.
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1_2075
There's no hurry. Tell them more about their secret love for each other.
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1_2464
You think "coffee," means coffee. That is so sweet.
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1_2792
No, I mean, we can always go back to being friends.
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1_2819
You know, I've always wanted to go to a Goth nightclub.
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1_2837
- Chocolate? - No, I don't want any chocolate!
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1_2853
Obviously, waitressing at The Cheese Cake Factory is a complex socio-economic activity that requires a great deal of analysis and planning.
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1_3125
But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one.
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1_3293
Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels.
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1_3911
That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first.
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1_4286
All right, all right. He can buy his own desk.
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1_4352
He does it all the time. He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness.
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1_4544
Yes. In fact, our menses are synchronized. Penny. Bernadette tells me you're planning a girls' night.
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1_4603
Is it possible that she was going for your cheek and you moved and she accidentally got lip? That happens with me and my mom all the time.
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1_4789
I don't know. Somebody bigger and... Yeah, sure. Why not you?
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1_4792
Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
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1_5109
Yeah, but you were just sleeping, because I forboded you to have sex.
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1_5572
He drank from Leonard's glass. "He drank from Leonard's glass"-- the words they'll be carving into my tombstone.
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1_5627
Your girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend are hanging out together? Oh, yeah, that can only be good for you.
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1_6032
You see betrayal in others, but not yourself.
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1_6183
You have a thing of paper clips right there.
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1_6188
Oh, my God, that's where I know you from.
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1_6211
No. You mean this was all a ruse? Oh, how could I be so stu...
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1_6355
said horrible things about each other in public... all in all, a pretty magical night.
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1_6428
Sure. You want to see what all the scientists are wearing this year.
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1_6860
I'm sorry, it's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair.
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1_7082
...to all the good times we had, like, uh, when we went camping and spent that night telling each other all our secrets. I told him I'm addicted to pedicures and he told me he lost his virginity to his cousin.
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1_7661
Yeah, that was five weeks ago. How much longer is he gonna milk that cow?
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1_7675
Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs.
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1_7938
Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.
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1_7953
Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up?
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1_8042
No, just me, her and a couple of the big wigs. It's part of a bonus she got.
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1_8052
Like Burt and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.
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1_8159
And I'm cool with surprises. But nothing on a Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on a big screen like that.
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1_8185
We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it. We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave.
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1_9245
Can we talk about something else? Do you know that I yodel?
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1_9972
Ooh, I'm gonna check the fridge, and see if there are any clues inside a beer.
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1_9993
Well, my beer isn't flat and my rack's not saggy. So far, the future's great.
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1_10496
- You and... Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too? Why don't we get a little house, start a family? Enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself, woman?!
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1_10853
Okay, sit down. Listen, Emily, what happened between me and Raj was a long time ago. It was,
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1_10857
It's true-- you're both gorgeous. Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both.
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1_10859
I don't need a reason-- it's my house.
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1_11046
Wow, he really went where no man has gone before.
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1_11051
Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool.
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1_11098
Wow, you still have it? I just assumed it was balled up in the corner of a barn somewhere.
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1_11236
Oh, you're hardly out of the woods, no. You still run the risk of infection, a blood clot, the possibility that an inattentive surgeon let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose.
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1_11378
Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something as complicated as a blanket?
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1_11723
Not much, but he seemed to be in a pretty good place.
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1_11736
I don't know, perhaps somebody took it off the carousel by mistake?
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1_11889
Yeah, we just want to have the kind of dinner that we've all had here so many times before.
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1_11913
It's why my people wandered the desert for 40 years. Took that long to walk it off.
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2_223
I guess he wants to do a little dance, you know, make a little love. Well pretty much get down to that.
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2_408
Okay, but if you are not coming back soon, there is pretty much nothing I can do about it
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2_286
And sometimes I would want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.
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2_472
And I just won a million dollars!
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2_241
Oh I do. Oh no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.
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2_345
Oh I left them in my bulldozer .. I don't have tools!
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2_183
No, rabies.
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2_420
No you are not Chandler, we still love you Chandler
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2_433
I was saying the actual words
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2_428
His legs flail about as if independent from his body
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2_148
Hey, that's Joincidence with a C
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2_443
Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack
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2_258
I am telling you, when she leaned back, I could see her brain
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2_246
Well, it will probably slow me down at first. But once I am used to the extra weight, I ll get back on track.
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2_369
I just have to do one thing, really quickly, its not a big thing ... GET UP||
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2_434
We can? Ok I am trying that.
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2_294
Oh, um, I don't care!
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2_359
You know once you are inside, you don't have to knock anymore.
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2_141
We think it was trying to spell out monkey.
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2_493
Did you tell her about the magical night that starts with the flush of every toilet?
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2_573
Oh I see, I thought you just really really liked your new couch.
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2_105
Why? You never look down in the shower? Oh please I am allowed one joke in the monkey is penis genre.
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2_3
And I think my testicles may be in here too
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2_71
ThatÕs good, just keep rubbing your head. That will turn back time
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2_86
Great! Okay, here.
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2_163
Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
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2_340
Oh! Oop!
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2_55
Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.
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2_559
What?!?!
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2_347
Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn't even asked?!
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2_525
Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?
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2_486
Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
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2_575
Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
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2_96
I don't think so. Hello? When you get in there
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2_594
I can't believe it. Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now.
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2_250
Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around.
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2_422
Well, I like it. Here you go.
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