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2_260
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Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel?
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2_54
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That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed.
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2_387
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Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...
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2_58
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Why?
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2_626
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Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
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2_44
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Whoa, maybe I was!
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2_65
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It's my friends.
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2_251
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No!! You have been screwing us all day!
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2_72
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Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution.
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2_353
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Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.
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2_198
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Yeah, she's fired.
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2_301
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Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
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2_27
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No no, you don't have to fly back, really.
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2_196
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What?
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2_111
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What was that?!
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2_526
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Ah well, this is the living room.
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2_257
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Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let's skedaddle.
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2_413
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Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!
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2_576
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And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
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2_522
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Yes it is.
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2_291
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Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment?
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2_410
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If you wanna put a label on it.
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2_28
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Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
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2_388
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Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.
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2_507
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No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet.
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2_462
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No Rose, at a pie eating contest.
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2_158
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A bucket of chicked. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy
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2_255
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It's a musical Rose
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2_442
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No itÕs the rose in the kitchen thing.
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2_222
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The little man who lives in there, who turns the light on and off will tell you.
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2_604
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No Rose, I am developing pictures from the magellan space probe
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2_338
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And I am sure every person here really really wants you to join our group.
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2_589
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Well why don't you check in one of my saddle bags while I chew on a bale of hay.
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2_623
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What do you know? Its a treat for the eyes and the ears.
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2_608
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You are right, by saying nice, I am virtually licking her.
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1_80
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Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.
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1_90
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Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
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1_276
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Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
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1_506
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Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays.
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1_507
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Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out.
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1_536
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Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics quarterly.
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1_1772
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"Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.
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1_2361
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Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.
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1_2423
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Provided he has already read and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse.
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1_2580
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Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?
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1_2614
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Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it.
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1_3069
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Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.
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1_3256
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I'm sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
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1_3371
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I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.
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1_3649
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Oh, no, no, I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.
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1_3707
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Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
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1_3766
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Can we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
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1_3837
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Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.
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1_4031
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In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper <i>"Zur Quantentheorie der</i> <i>Strahlung,"</i> his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.
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1_4145
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A lot of people are working on that research. So what is all this?
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1_4639
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Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.
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1_4850
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I understand. Your loyalty is admirable. But what if I were to up the ante?
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1_5166
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Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it?
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1_5169
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I'm not saying that you're not fun. You're the most fun person I know.
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1_5617
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is an event that's like a heart attack.
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1_5758
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Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids.
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1_6020
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You just got off the list. Would you like back on it? This'll just take a moment. It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.
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1_6370
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Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting. Did you know, when she was 14, she severed the webbing between her own toes?
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1_6504
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Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you're forgetting is, it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things.
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1_6534
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No, but maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch.
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1_6648
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You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?
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1_7047
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Also instead of just living in your mother's house, you could actually live inside her body.
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1_7186
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Not exactly. Listen, if you don't mind, I'm not really up for chatting. I'm just going to sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes.
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1_7443
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We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment.
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1_7575
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You're right, the party's fantastic. Please, tell me more. I haven't heard enough about it all week because hearing about that never gets old!
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1_7722
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Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It's like you're not even trying to get better.
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1_8045
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Dumped her? What, did he use a forklift?
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1_8217
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Go out with me on one date, and I promise you, you'll see.
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1_8417
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Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera.
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1_9963
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What do you think I was gonna do at home?
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1_10495
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And if it turns out you don't... - you and I could live together. - You and... Oh, sure.
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1_10829
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On the bright side, that Oxford study was right. One friend down. I wonder who you're going to lose next.
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1_10890
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Boy, when you met Bernadette, the field of robotics really took a hit.
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1_11021
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Same as all of us, getting out of a car without underwear.
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1_11322
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You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, "Good job, Sheldon."
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1_11529
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And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy?
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1_11699
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No, Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own.
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1_11928
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And if I had a friend, they might have told me that.
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1_12002
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Then buckle up; you're in for a cranky night.
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2_477
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And then and then you clicked it again, she's dressed. She is a business woman, she is walking down the street and oh oh oh she's naked.
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2_508
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Yes, the doctor's say if they remove it, he will die!
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2_227
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You sure he is going to be able to crack that code?
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2_226
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These people find out that a spelling game is going over there, there will be nobody left at our party.
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2_389
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Huh! Whats dufus speled backwards?
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2_50
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Nope, that patch is no good.
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2_380
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Oh just like give a minute to wake up for this ... Ha ha! You lost the ring. You the worst best man ever!
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2_456
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And you are gonna make them all disappear.
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2_152
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Your makeup?
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2_586
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See now that I see crying over, but Bambi, is a cartoon.
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2_581
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We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
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2_518
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Oh tons. I am quite the woodsman.
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2_104
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Was that place the sun?
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2_1
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Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time.
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2_532
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The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land, so.
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2_475
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Oh yeah ok, including the waffles last week, you now owe me, seventeen zillion dollars.
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