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2_260
Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel?
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That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed.
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2_387
Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...
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2_58
Why?
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2_626
Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
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2_44
Whoa, maybe I was!
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2_65
It's my friends.
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2_251
No!! You have been screwing us all day!
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2_72
Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution.
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2_353
Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.
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2_198
Yeah, she's fired.
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2_301
Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
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2_27
No no, you don't have to fly back, really.
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2_196
What?
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2_111
What was that?!
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2_526
Ah well, this is the living room.
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2_257
Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let's skedaddle.
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2_413
Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!
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2_576
And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
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2_522
Yes it is.
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2_291
Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment?
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2_410
If you wanna put a label on it.
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2_28
Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
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2_388
Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.
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2_507
No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet.
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2_462
No Rose, at a pie eating contest.
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2_158
A bucket of chicked. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy
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2_255
It's a musical Rose
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2_442
No itÕs the rose in the kitchen thing.
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2_222
The little man who lives in there, who turns the light on and off will tell you.
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2_604
No Rose, I am developing pictures from the magellan space probe
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2_338
And I am sure every person here really really wants you to join our group.
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2_589
Well why don't you check in one of my saddle bags while I chew on a bale of hay.
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2_623
What do you know? Its a treat for the eyes and the ears.
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2_608
You are right, by saying nice, I am virtually licking her.
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1_80
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.
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1_90
Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
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1_276
Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
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1_506
Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays.
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1_507
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out.
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1_536
Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics quarterly.
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1_1772
"Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.
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1_2361
Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.
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1_2423
Provided he has already read and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse.
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1_2580
Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?
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1_2614
Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it.
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1_3069
Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.
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1_3256
I'm sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
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1_3371
I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery.
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1_3649
Oh, no, no, I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.
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1_3707
Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
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1_3766
Can we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
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1_3837
Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage.
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1_4031
In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper <i>"Zur Quantentheorie der</i> <i>Strahlung,"</i> his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.
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1_4145
A lot of people are working on that research. So what is all this?
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1_4639
Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.
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1_4850
I understand. Your loyalty is admirable. But what if I were to up the ante?
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1_5166
Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it?
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1_5169
I'm not saying that you're not fun. You're the most fun person I know.
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1_5617
is an event that's like a heart attack.
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1_5758
Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids.
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1_6020
You just got off the list. Would you like back on it? This'll just take a moment. It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy.
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1_6370
Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting. Did you know, when she was 14, she severed the webbing between her own toes?
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1_6504
Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you're forgetting is, it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things.
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1_6534
No, but maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch.
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1_6648
You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest?
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1_7047
Also instead of just living in your mother's house, you could actually live inside her body.
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1_7186
Not exactly. Listen, if you don't mind, I'm not really up for chatting. I'm just going to sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes.
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1_7443
We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment.
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1_7575
You're right, the party's fantastic. Please, tell me more. I haven't heard enough about it all week because hearing about that never gets old!
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1_7722
Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It's like you're not even trying to get better.
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1_8045
Dumped her? What, did he use a forklift?
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1_8217
Go out with me on one date, and I promise you, you'll see.
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1_8417
Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera.
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1_9963
What do you think I was gonna do at home?
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1_10495
And if it turns out you don't... - you and I could live together. - You and... Oh, sure.
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1_10829
On the bright side, that Oxford study was right. One friend down. I wonder who you're going to lose next.
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1_10890
Boy, when you met Bernadette, the field of robotics really took a hit.
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1_11021
Same as all of us, getting out of a car without underwear.
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1_11322
You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, "Good job, Sheldon."
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1_11529
And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy?
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1_11699
No, Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own.
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1_11928
And if I had a friend, they might have told me that.
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1_12002
Then buckle up; you're in for a cranky night.
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2_477
And then and then you clicked it again, she's dressed. She is a business woman, she is walking down the street and oh oh oh she's naked.
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2_508
Yes, the doctor's say if they remove it, he will die!
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2_227
You sure he is going to be able to crack that code?
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2_226
These people find out that a spelling game is going over there, there will be nobody left at our party.
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2_389
Huh! Whats dufus speled backwards?
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2_50
Nope, that patch is no good.
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2_380
Oh just like give a minute to wake up for this ... Ha ha! You lost the ring. You the worst best man ever!
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2_456
And you are gonna make them all disappear.
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2_152
Your makeup?
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2_586
See now that I see crying over, but Bambi, is a cartoon.
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2_581
We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
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2_518
Oh tons. I am quite the woodsman.
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2_104
Was that place the sun?
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2_1
Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time.
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2_532
The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land, so.
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2_475
Oh yeah ok, including the waffles last week, you now owe me, seventeen zillion dollars.
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