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you don't want to be too anthropomorphic but i swear that she looked at me like this useless going to starve in my ocean
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392
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so then she'd get another penguin and try this ballet like sexy display sliding down this iceberg like this
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393
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and then so she realized i couldn't catch live ones so she brought me dead penguins
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394
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because in her world you're either breeding or you're eating and i'm not breeding so
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395
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she chased that big seal away went and got its penguin and brought it to me
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397
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it's pure white but it's not a polar bear
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402
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but this glacier caved into the water and a seal got on it
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403
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when i worked on polar bears as a biologist years ago we never found dead bears
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404
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they're not going to die of hypothermia
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405
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they give birth inside the ice and they feed on the arctic cod that live under the ice
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406
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but what's important in this picture is that you have a piece of multi year ice that big chunk of ice up in the corner
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407
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here's me in my office
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426
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and then i realize the octopus won the arms race because i was out and he had six left
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humorous
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428
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and this delta water flows to mobile bay and finally into the gulf of mexico
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430
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here i am i'm the second person on the left with the elders in kara a tiny village outside of
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humorous
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432
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which is why i'll show you a threat and an architectural response
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433
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one billion grains of sand come into existence in the world each second
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435
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when i was growing up in the
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humorous
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439
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this is like a little payback or something for million people calling me the loser
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442
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and that's not a good experience to leave a gallery like that
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humorous
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443
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and if she doesn't well that's the story
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humorous
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444
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the last painting i'm going to talk about is called anonymous by anonymous
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humorous
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445
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i'm suffering from gallery fatigue
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serious
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447
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so it's the first thing i do is i do my own
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serious
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448
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so you'd just see her feet
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humorous
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449
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and i thought these ants are they looking for the queen ant or do they need somewhere to live so i thought perhaps if i made these ants some apartments they'll move in
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humorous
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451
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and they moved in and decided not to pay me any rent
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humorous
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452
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as you can see that's a
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humorous
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455
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and the actual roof is made up of a fiber which i found in my sister's old teddy bear
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humorous
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456
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and at the same time i have to watch i don't inhale my own work at the same time
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humorous
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460
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decided to make a paintbrush
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humorous
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461
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nothing doesn't exist because there is always something
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462
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so i was more or less classed as nothing
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463
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and then she just said you're going back to school tomorrow
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serious
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464
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broke the edge of an off
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serious
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466
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i think he was just warning him actually
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serious
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468
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and the static is interfering with everything
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serious
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469
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and i looked at it underneath the microscope
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serious
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470
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and the horse is made from nylon
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serious
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473
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i built it
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serious
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484
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hedy lamarr said anyone can look glamorous all you have to do is sit there and look stupid
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humorous
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485
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but there's always this illusion that if you buy this lamp you will live in a world without cords
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humorous
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486
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not only can he shoot drive drink you know he drinks wine there actually is a little wine in there and of course always wears a tuxedo
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serious
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487
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but there is a glamour of industry
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serious
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489
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you are the people to whom my talk will be of practical value
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humorous
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490
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they constitute experiments from which we ourselves may be able to learn
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serious
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492
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and even some internet engineers today say the whole thing is a pilot project and the jury is still out
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humorous
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493
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i'm pleased to say that thanks to massive government funding about three years ago we finally figured out how bees fly
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humorous
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494
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it's more like a mosh pit
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humorous
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495
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i was trying to think of the right model to describe this form of random acts of kindness by geeky strangers
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humorous
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496
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dumbest idea ever
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humorous
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497
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and today is so ubiquitous that you can now find it on chinese restaurant menus
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humorous
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499
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here is my favorite a long story
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humorous
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500
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right there are crawling it trying to turn every article into an ad for a rolex watch
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humorous
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502
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com
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humorous
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505
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it said can you help me get there released it on the streets of manhattan
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humorous
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507
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these are three of the founders of the internet
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508
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the limitation was that they didn't have any money
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serious
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509
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you need a lot of trust but it's not like i'm trying to get to pensacola please
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serious
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510
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and before you know it you have a general sense of where everything is
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serious
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511
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governments everywhere are often trying to block and filter and censor content on the internet
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serious
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512
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and it turns out that as you look at the postmortem of this event you have at one moment perfectly working
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serious
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516
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hugely viral video
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serious
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517
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they eventually decided not unanimously by any means not to include his real name despite the fact that nearly all media reports did
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serious
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518
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we see it on all over the place
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serious
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519
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image removed at request of owner
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522
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all the eyes turned to me
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humorous
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524
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it's stupid that we put water in plastic bottles in fiji and ship it here
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525
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we've got a climate crisis
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serious
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526
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we got on airplanes
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serious
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527
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fifty or so of them
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536
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by the way they are always hungry
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humorous
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537
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and they're very happy with that apparently
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humorous
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538
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and after a few days depending upon temperature the egg will hatch and the larva of this parasite will eat the aphid from the inside
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humorous
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539
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in your backyard
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humorous
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540
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and then within plant protection i came into the discipline of biological pest control which we actually define as the use of living organisms to reduce populations of noxious plant pests
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serious
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543
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you see the mother in between and two daughters probably on the left and right and a single egg on the right hand side
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serious
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544
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the odd one out is an astronomer and i am one of that strange breed
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humorous
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545
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but the unfinished business for century science is to link together cosmos and micro world with a unified theory symbolized as it were at the top of that picture
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humorous
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546
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if i was not a self effacing brit i would mention the book myself and i would add that it's available in paperback
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humorous
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549
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if they'd sent a nuke it would have been rather more spectacular than what actually happened last monday
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serious
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550
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it is indeed but the ocean is liquid methane the temperature minus degrees centigrade
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serious
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551
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on a still bigger scale we see entire galaxies of stars
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serious
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552
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there's scant chance of life there that's because there's been no time for the nuclear fusion in stars to make silicon and carbon and iron the building blocks of planets and of life
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serious
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558
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now if you think i'm exaggerating at all in this all you have to do is substitute something else like indonesian
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humorous
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561
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then i got the words new and old and now i had back to a point where there seemed to be no return
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humorous
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564
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and this is battista
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serious
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568
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whatever
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serious
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569
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but then i took the pieces that i had taken off and put them at the bottom
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serious
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570
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it's probably part of the project's still in process because this one is actually in front of your eyes
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humorous
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571
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i brew up to about liters of tea at a time and then while it's still hot add a couple of kilos of sugar
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serious
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582
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i was talking to the oil industry recently and i said they clearly understood that model
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humorous
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589
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part of the design is designing pieces that are letters long that have to overlap with all the other pieces to build smaller we have to design so they can go together
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serious
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590
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and men are much more likely to have their significant other spouse give consent than the other way around
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humorous
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591
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typically what you're looking at is a fixed brain
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serious
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595
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three days later it faded and a week later no more complaining anywhere
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humorous
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596
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you can't help but actually ripping that spider web apart
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serious
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598
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it was an agent's wet dream
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humorous
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599
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so with emotions running high and absolutely no experience in butchery some friends and i opened a meat store in the heart of the east village fashion district
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humorous
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601
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there were even these two athletes who took a sabbatical from the league to do so
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