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What are these? Claws?
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A hand puppet Rose.
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Well scott I am sure we are all really really looking forward to hear your story.
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Really?
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You got off to a really good start with the group.
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Noo..
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2_287
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Oh I am sorry, do you need a break?
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2_523
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Well, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin!
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2_236
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Gee, if only she were one and had no idea what a birthday was.
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Hes not right for the part, and if I suggest him my bosses are going to think I am an idiot. And thatÕs something they should learn on their own.
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Yes and we are "very" excited about it.
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the cat likes this version better
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a lot of people in this room make a good living pushing them around
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there is also a very weak force called rather the weak force
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and of course bad for me personally
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i've tried the best i can to live a balanced life
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now it's one of the greatest mysteries in the universe to my parents how i managed to survive all that time without engaging in anything resembling full time employment
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that's because this used to be my home and office on maui
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i don't know if i'll be able to make this any clearer
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each coral head consists of thousands of individual polyps
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that he was in all these other locations as well but experiencing them as separate individuals
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and things can happen only if these interactions are perfectly balanced
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but physics does tell us what particles can be produced
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these four different forces interact with matter according to the corresponding charges that each particle has
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and it seems strange that nature would have so many elementary particles
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if we spread out the and weak charge and plot the charges of particles in this two dimensional charge space the electric charge is where these particles sit along the vertical direction
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so the electromagnetic and weak forces are described by this pattern of particle charges in two dimensional space
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and strong interactions are happening millions of times each second in every atom of our bodies holding the atomic nuclei together
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an angry viewer put his two screens together and snapped that picture and that one too went viral and since then people call turkish media the penguin media
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it was everywhere in the park well along with a lot of tear gas
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it was there that one night i woke up from a dream and i saw that the stars were also reflected on the water
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that's a good point
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you never want to go back to black and white
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so the next morning when i woke up on too little sleep worrying about the hole in the window and a mental note that i had to call my contractor and the freezing temperatures and the meetings i had upcoming in europe and you know with all the in my brain my thinking was cloudy but i didn't know it was cloudy because my thinking was cloudy
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well i had a lot of time to think during those eight hours and no sleep
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i was having dinner with my colleague danny the nobel prize winner and i somewhat told him about having broken my window and you know forgotten my passport and danny shared with me that he'd been practicing something called prospective hindsight
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i thought about calling a locksmith at least i had my cellphone but at midnight it could take a while for a locksmith to show up and it was cold
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some of them are obvious some of them are not so obvious
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and if you're wondering somebody actually did the experiment where they cut off the olfactory sense of the squirrels and they could still find their nuts
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if you designate a spot and you're scrupulous about it your things will always be there when you look for them
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so there's only one sensible way to go from there you get four
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if you notice we've got five engines here not to be put off by the fact one was in maintenance still had a go
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this was a blind alley
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again struck that one off
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after a while the jet engine noise is a bit annoying
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as it comes past you start picking up speed and see if we can intercept from the rear not the front that would be a mistake and then try and land in the back
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so it's a tribute to him
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and they ended up naming the company parker
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i just feel that a few months ahead of time
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eventually it got so out of hand that a local newspaper came and did a story on the dark side of nintendo starring me
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they didn't fill out my survey
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so i and like any self respecting i woke up early the next morning and i made a to do list with steps on how to procrastinate
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they had backup plans lined up and that made me doubt that they had the courage to be original because i expected that originals would look something like this
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let me show you this is a depiction of how the creative process works for most of us
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when you feel doubt don't let it go
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you celebrate thomas edison for pioneering the light bulb
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not exactly
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originals are nonconformists people who not only have new ideas but take action to champion them
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now you are all intimately familiar with the mind of a
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why is this maybe original people just have bad work habits
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what about martin luther king jr
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procrastinating is a vice when it comes to productivity but it can be a virtue for creativity
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look at a classic study of over product categories comparing the first movers who created the market with the who introduced something different and better
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it motivates you to test to experiment to refine just like did
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if you look across industries and ask people about their biggest idea their most important suggestion percent of them stayed silent instead of speaking up
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even the three icons of classical music bach beethoven mozart had to generate hundreds and hundreds of compositions to come up with a much smaller number of masterpieces
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they procrastinate
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like
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oh gwen do you recall how i forgot my purple marker and you were unable to color the sheep well if you keep reading starting with it says oh by the way the sheep can be left blank
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it's certainly true for me
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i test your ability to solve
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order
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they could outsource all their problems protection from predators food finding
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i give him an a on this
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al gore eat your heart out
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every time you read it or say it you make another copy in your brain
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this is the ancestor of cattle
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and you might say it's about the reverse engineering of religions
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and as with the cow there's a mixture of evolutionary design designed by natural selection itself and intelligent design more or less intelligent design and redesigned by human beings who are trying to redesign their religions
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and this should be presented factually straightforwardly with no particular spin to all of the children in the country
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so i'm not going to talk about that
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having said that i outlined my talk about five minutes ago
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but although i would love to talk about with you i'm not going to
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those of you who are physicists i hear you rolling your eyes but bear with me
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and i'm thinking oh yeah the square root of the length is proportional to its period
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nor am i going to talk about what i think are obvious statements from my first book silicon snake oil or my second book nor am i going to talk about why i believe computers don't belong in schools
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no don't ask somebody who's writing code
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certainly all of us can imagine these cool new things that are going to be there
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right away i hope that all of your eyes glaze over
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that's me riding on my bicycle
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i plan to finish this project in the next to years
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and i was spending a lot of time way too much time in front of a screen for work that would be presented on a screen and i had this great need to get my hands back on the work again
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it is an imaginary super magnified medical device that fits around the optic nerve
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so we sent the listening post's marcela pizarro to oslo to find out what it is but first a warning viewers may find some of the images in the following report disappointing
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then a new tunnel
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thousands of people just jumped on the train on our second channel like this
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this guy for instance he's head of research at the university in and i will show you a piece of cloth this one
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it made it possible for us to take close up pictures of people away like this one
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he kept watching because something might happen though it probably won't
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i've got my eye on a wildly popular program from norway called national firewood night which consisted of mostly people in parkas chatting and chopping in the woods and then eight hours of a fire burning in a fireplace
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