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1861
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it's not long after you plant a garden that you start to say hey i need to start to learn how to cook
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1862
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now the other thing of course with planting a garden especially a garden in front of a white house and on a sunny south lawn is you never know who you might influence
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1864
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and so this is sort of what i'm aspiring to here
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1865
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and i want to share some of those with you right now starting off in the form of a very short video i've produced for you which is my best effort to sum up the history of gastronomy in about seconds
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1866
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so it sort of leaves us feeling like this
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1868
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and as i said before you never know who you might inspire
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1869
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however this is not a good representation of our federal agriculture policy
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1870
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i also think that we need to examine the composition of the movement right now
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1871
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so i'm going to share it with you now but you have to promise me you're going to share it in turn
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1872
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that's three times the population of the united states
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1874
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we'll also need to grow more food with less farmland
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1875
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well we shouldn't be doing the same with our tomatoes either
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1876
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in this case it was in europe and we think it was started with bean sprouts of all things
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1877
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instead of seeing this as a yard we need to think of it more as like a full service
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1878
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and in fact they know how to grow some of it themselves
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1880
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we need a road map and i picked this slide for a reason
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1881
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we're already using the tax code to encourage green transport and green shelter
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1883
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and i think we can take some inspiration from a previous movement which was the grange movement a rural movement which brought farmers together in a single building to meet and to recreate and learn how to become better farmers
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1884
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and they sent this bureaucrat down to tell geiger that he was expected to use their dollars for medical care to which geiger famously and logically responded the last time i checked my textbooks the specific therapy for malnutrition was food
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1885
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we had moms who would come in daughter has asthma wakes up covered in cockroaches every morning
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1886
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yeah
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1887
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and i found poems by andrew marvell and matthew arnold and emily dickinson and william butler yeats because they were quoted in science fiction and i loved their sounds and i went on to read about rima and medial and and all that other technical stuff that you care about if you already care about poems because poems already made me happier and sadder and more alive
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1888
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oh sorry
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1889
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that's a dolphin tail there guys
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1895
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it's more difficult
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1897
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our second type of error is a false negative
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1901
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there were rejected sheep that didn't meet sheep like criteria and were thrown out of the flock
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1902
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but only one of them out of the said this
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1907
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moving across to the west coast you see san francisco and los angeles big low traffic zones across nevada and arizona
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1909
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weird
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1910
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this is scary because when the economy doesn't grow our children don't get better lives
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1914
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now it's time to go to college
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1917
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hey i'm here for you whenever you're ready
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1920
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she was culturally relevant she respected my community my people my family
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1921
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and my uncle he would look me in the eyes and he would say to me vida
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1922
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these people are at risk these people are truant
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1940
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convert their into your fuel
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1941
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two that i needed another sponsor and fast
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1942
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here's another confession i have found that our daughter is actually more successful at teaching him these skills than i am
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1943
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as she tucked in my side i bent down and explained that these were the rulers of the who had worked hard to develop their nation and preserve its unity
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1944
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my father didn't have a son and so i in a sense became his
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1945
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i had teamed up with john and was working hard hoping he would notice how great i was and that he would come to support my case to make partner at the firm
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1946
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but as i said the military and the police are very different
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1948
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that spike was all victoria
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1949
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i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that if queensland police didn't have spray they wouldn't have shot people in those two years
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1952
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apparently she took up a more threatening position in her bed
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1954
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since they're doing some of the same jobs maybe they should have some of those things
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1955
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if the person doesn't follow directions they may end up shooting them and then find out afterwards either yes we shot the right person or no this was just an innocent person who didn't understand what was going on
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1956
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so again they'd say with access to nonlethal weapons if we've got someone we know is hostile we can do something to deal with them and know that if we hit anyone else at least we're not going to kill them
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1959
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the police minister's and a heap of public statements were made about it
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1962
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i went miles out of delhi into a really remote village where the chances of a passing software development engineer was very little
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1963
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when they saw me they said we want a faster processor and a better mouse
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1964
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in an irritated voice they said you've given us a machine that works only in english so we had to teach ourselves english in order to use it
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1965
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i gave them a speech engine in a computer and i said keep talking into it until it types what you say
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1966
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i said i haven't the foggiest idea
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1968
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i know more british grandmothers than anyone in the universe
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1970
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the british empire imagine trying to run the show trying to run the entire planet without computers without telephones with data handwritten on pieces of paper and traveling by ships
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1971
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they made another machine to produce those people the school
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1973
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it's wonderfully constructed
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1974
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those people don't need to be able to write beautifully by hand
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1977
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and he's teaching her how to browse
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1979
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i found a village
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1980
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it has been
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1986
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eventually the whole number gets dialed and i'm listening to the phone and my colleague picks up the phone and he says to me woo woo woo woo
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1989
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i essentially became an infant in a woman's body
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1991
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we are energy beings connected to one another through the consciousness of our right as one human family
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1993
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i am
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1996
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one of you make this
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1998
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once upon a time in america going to college did not mean graduating with debt
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2004
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first you get one stone then several more and more and more and more and more and then they well i will not do that
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2005
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it's a noisy material and if we produce roads like in the netherlands very close to cities then we would like a silent road
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2010
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it has also become a very popular backdrop for wedding photography
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2011
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in this sense i'm interested in fiction not as the implausible but as the real as the reality of what architecture means for the people that live in it and with it
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2012
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i am the dog you put to sleep as you like to call the needle of oblivion come back to tell you this simple thing i never liked you
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2013
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seven to one is the ratio they tend to say
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2016
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sex workers sometimes have two degrees a bank job and a prominent role in church
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2018
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without its poor lagos would not be known for its music or its endless energy or even the fact that you can buy an ice cold drink or a puppy through your car window
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2020
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standing outside her shelter i saw the two white sand football fields where basil used to play
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2021
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forced evictions are incredibly violent and of course unconstitutional
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2023
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but people like cities are resilient and no amount of legislation or intimidation or violence can fully eliminate any of us
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2050
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that was it
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2051
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then he says to himself very quietly turbulent the sea stretching across to sado the milky way
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2054
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yes i have even come across a toilet paper whose brand is called thank you
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2062
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the second one was an hour and then they became half hours and all i noticed was my bald spot getting bigger
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2063
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read it
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2065
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suddenly on september the world got bigger
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2070
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think this is somebody who is incredibly vulnerable and in need of love
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2072
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even though she is much richer than any of you are and she's got a very large house the reason why we don't envy her is because she's too weird
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2073
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it's made to feel by magazines and other media outlets that if you've got energy a few bright ideas about technology a garage you too could start a major thing
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2074
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a few years ago i was thinking about this and i went to the sunday sport a tabloid newspaper i don't recommend you start reading if you're not familiar with it already
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2075
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i mentioned othello they'd not heard of it but were fascinated
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2078
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why we might be victims of these career crises as we're weeping softly into our pillows
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2079
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and it's a beautiful idea
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2082
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nowadays particularly in the united states if you meet someone at the bottom of society they may be described as a loser
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2083
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and some of the reason for that is that people take what happens to them extremely personally they own their success but they also own their failure
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2084
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but i think it's insane to believe that we will ever make a society that is genuinely it's an impossible dream
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2087
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he is not a loser though he has lost
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2089
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i want to talk about the next six months
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2090
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it was weird
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2093
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now if we want to move forward into a different future than the one we have right now because i don't think we've hit is not peak civilization
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