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1391
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in the new england journal of medicine there was a study published that showed that with appropriate people who had suffered without a heartbeat for three hours could be brought back to life without any neurologic problems
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1398
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but for a long time we couldn't quite figure out wow can we get these kinds of video inputs so i thought could we have darius serve as our carrier and that way get the inputs that we feed into dylan so that's what we did
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1400
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the second piece of bad news will be delivered to you by who will tell you that if you are older than four or five years of age that even if you have your eye corrected the chances of your brain learning how to see are very very slim again slim or none
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1402
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what a fish
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1404
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let's call him don too
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1409
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she kind of set us up
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humorous
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1410
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let's call him miguel actually his name is miguel
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humorous
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1415
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and every evening they fly miles back
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1416
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i said miguel do they fly miles to the farm and then do they fly miles back at night do they do that for the children he looked at me like i had just quoted a whitney houston song
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humorous
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1417
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what we need now is a radically new conception of agriculture one in which the food actually tastes good
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humorous
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1419
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it's got a feed conversion ratio of to one
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1422
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they did it by draining the land
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1425
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and my head was swooning over that overcooked piece of delicious fish i had the night before
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1427
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and we rounded the corner and saw the most amazing sight thousands and thousands of pink flamingos a literal pink carpet for as far as you could see
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1428
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okay so let's review a farm that doesn't feed its animals and a farm that measures its success on the health of its predators
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1429
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i mentioned that to miguel and he nodded
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1430
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it's a river that carries with it all the things that rivers tend to carry these days chemical contaminants pesticide runoff
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1432
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we should call it what it is a business in liquidation a business that's quickly eroding ecological capital that makes that very production possible
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1444
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we'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention vulnerability or shame
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humorous
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1445
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this is mostly to be honest with you from the business sector innovation creativity and change
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humorous
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1447
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so i'm like just keep walking she's on my six
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humorous
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1455
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i know you don't think that you're pretty smart talented or powerful enough
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1456
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shame is a focus on self guilt is a focus on behavior
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1458
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guilt inversely correlated with those things
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serious
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1459
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which means yes i have a little shame no i'm a sociopath
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1461
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we want to be with you and across from you
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1465
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but that was only true for the people who also believed that stress is harmful for your health
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1466
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now the researchers estimated that over the eight years they were tracking deaths americans died prematurely not from stress but from the belief that stress is bad for you
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1467
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now if that estimate is correct that would make believing stress is bad for you the largest cause of death in the united states last year killing more people than skin cancer and homicide
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1468
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you come into the laboratory and you're told you have to give a five minute impromptu speech on your personal weaknesses to a panel of expert sitting right in front of you and to make sure you feel the pressure there are bright lights and a camera in your face kind of like this
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humorous
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1471
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we are going to have to start all over again
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humorous
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1473
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it increases the risk of everything from the common cold to cardiovascular disease
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1475
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now in a typical stress response your heart rate goes up and your blood vessels constrict like this
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1476
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and this is really what the new science of stress reveals that how you think about stress matters
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1477
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now i said i have over a decade of demonizing stress to redeem myself from so we are going to do one more intervention
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1478
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it primes you to do things that strengthen close relationships
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1479
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your pituitary gland pumps this stuff out as part of the stress response
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1480
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and it comes out in january and i hope you all buy it in triplicate
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humorous
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1481
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which should tell you something about that relationship
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1482
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this was his horseradish
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humorous
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1483
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and he varied them according to every conceivable way that you can vary tomato sauce by sweetness by level of garlic by ness by tartness by by visible solids my favorite term in the spaghetti sauce business
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humorous
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1487
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even though at least a third of them deep in their hearts actually did
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humorous
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1489
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most of you like milky weak coffee
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humorous
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1491
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it's to make them turn their back on what they think they like now and reach out for something higher up the mustard hierarchy
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1492
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third thing that howard did and perhaps the most important is howard confronted the notion of the platonic dish
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1494
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and pepsi came to howard and they said you know there's this new thing called aspartame and we would like to make diet pepsi
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1496
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they think well you know figuring out what people think about cola's not that easy
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1499
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and that's where we got pickles
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1501
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ten small bowls of pasta with a different spaghetti sauce on each one
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1502
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instead he looked at the data and he said let's see if we can group all these different data points into clusters
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1504
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what's in it yellow mustard seeds and paprika
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1505
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mustard exists just like tomato sauce on a horizontal plane
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1506
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no you just get the reduction
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1507
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now that same idea fueled the commercial food industry as well
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serious
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1508
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you people the church of ted are a very optimistic community
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humorous
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1509
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and according to the surveys we are marked the most pessimistic people in the world
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humorous
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1510
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the government and the opposition they have been simply paralyzed
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1511
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this is the opening of a beautiful novel by jose called seeing
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1513
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but he was the second child and the level of supervision had plummeted
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humorous
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1519
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there are plenty of exceptions and i will defend the disney princesses in front of any you
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1522
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you didn't say that's a beautiful rainbow but it's kind of off to the left and if i could move it yards to the right it would be ever so much more beautiful
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humorous
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1526
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vast wealth can disappear tomorrow
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1528
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at eight years old i took my ideas and started my own business called ideas and my nonprofit ideas for the planet
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humorous
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1529
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then one day forbes magazine contacted me when i was years old
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1531
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there was a program on tv about jobs most kids don't know about
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1564
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yesterday he said this
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humorous
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1565
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but i want to look at it a little bit from the short term and the long term perspective
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1595
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and he said let's get married
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humorous
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1597
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it's a feature
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humorous
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1598
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i'd pump him for information i'm mentally scribbling notes for the stories i plan to write
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1601
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so we try another treatment aggressive nasty
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1602
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my hair used to be straight
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humorous
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1604
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and after a while i began to perspire
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1605
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thank you
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1606
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i was called an idiot a traitor a scourge a and an ugly man and that was just in one email
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humorous
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1609
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now this guy doesn't agree with me yet
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1612
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and incidentally that means that people don't like us
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1613
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now i think sean hannity is percent politically wrong but his emotional correctness is strikingly impressive
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1614
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for me law order tina fey and rock and judge judy the people are real the cases are real the rulings are final
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1619
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but the number of arts participants people who write poetry who sing songs who perform in church choirs is exploding beyond our wildest imaginations
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1620
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so there are a number of people who have a lot more uh oh moments than others and among the worst are recent graduates of business school
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humorous
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1622
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who does the very best architects and engineers thankfully
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1623
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on the team they get significantly better
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1624
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and it was a huge success
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1625
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sound familiar right
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1626
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sound familiar right
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1627
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and any team who manages and pays close attention to work will significantly improve the team's performance
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1629
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it was terrific
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1630
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now go to the equivalent in london in parliament square and you will see that the monument to david lloyd george contains three words david lloyd george
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1634
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we need those face interactions where we learn the choreography of altruism and where we create those spiritual goods like friendship and trust and loyalty and love that redeem our solitude
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1635
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we talked
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1637
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i didn't have to talk to the flight attendant anymore
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1641
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and i thought about my relationship with my wife with my friends with people
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1644
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so let's have my dragon king burn this black swan concept
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humorous
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1646
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and so you have here a little example of a small skull what we call mini
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1647
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and so that could be that could be potentially a good alternative to solar powered refrigerated camels
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1648
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this material actually has some traits that make it seem almost too good to be true
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1649
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the components of this material are just water and protein
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1650
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without hesitation little dorothy responded yes daddy and fish swim backwards by wagging their heads
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1651
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at this point most people really only care about the television show
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