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3795
i said now that's a true american
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and they come and give the you can see they strike this funny little position that says i'm not threatening but i need a massage
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3797
now jellyfish are strangely hypnotic and beautiful and you'll see lots of gorgeous ones at the aquarium on friday but they sting like hell and jellyfish sushi and is just not going to fill you up
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3798
it reaches up to almost pounds on a diet of jellyfish primarily
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3799
of course evolution is somewhat random and you know about million years ago there was this rebellious little puffer fish faction that said oh the heck with the coral reefs we're going to head to the high seas
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3801
i am a bit more primitive like a beta version of translate
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3802
thank you
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3806
i was having lunch with him just a few minutes ago and a nigerian journalist comes and this will only make sense if you've ever watched a james bond movie and a nigerian journalist comes up to him and goes aha we meet again mr
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3809
but harry's wife is confused because she said you know harry had been packing his own lunch for years
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3810
it makes sense now when i think about it because if you'd known my father you would've wanted to poison him too
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3811
now for those of you who have seen me at the buffet tables know that it was because it was costing them too much to feed me
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3812
my friend ronald gottesman says there are three kinds of people in the world those who can count and those who can't
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3814
it comes from popular culture
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3816
and it's important to know is a tonal language and so they'll say the word and same spelling one means sky or heaven and one means bicycle or iron
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3817
the language actually makes the world in which we live
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3818
nigeria got its independence in
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3819
so there's tom dick and harry and they're working construction
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3832
we looked at cost
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3835
if we add to that the many of us here now who are more productive because they have a pair of glasses then almost one in five indians will require eye care a staggering million people
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3838
the real epidemic is anxiety over memory loss
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3841
senior moment quips for example i stopped making them when it dawned on me that when i lost the car keys in high school i didn't call it a junior moment
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3842
my other knee doesn't hurt and it's just as old
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3843
in silicon valley engineers are getting and hair plugged before key interviews and these are skilled white men in their so imagine the effects further down the food chain
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3846
what else was i worried about dementia
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3847
the reason is discrimination and stereotyping on the basis of age
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3852
it is a natural powerful lifelong process that unites us all
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3853
people with more positive feelings towards aging walk faster they do better on memory tests they heal quicker and they live longer
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3854
when i was i dropped out of college dropped out kicked out splitting hairs
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3855
they used to tell their neighbors and friends our son he's taking a gap decade
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3857
we were a lower middle class family but that's of course not real poverty
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3858
it introduced the west to grinding poverty around the world
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3860
i basically practice for finding money on the street
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3861
and they didn't just all chase jeeps around
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3862
and everybody's happy about that
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3863
so i assume everybody knows that if you actually had a piece of amber and it had an insect in it and you drilled into it and you got something out of that insect and you cloned it and you did it over and over and over again you'd have a room full of mosquitos
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3864
so we don't have to make a dinosaur because we already have them
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3866
you can't argue with it because we're the and we've classified it that way
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3868
i guess we could make a glow chicken
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3869
that's better than a glowing chicken
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3870
so what we're trying to do really is take our chicken modify it and make the
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3871
and quite frankly i think if colonel sanders was to be careful how he worded it he could actually advertise an extra piece
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3872
i wasn't very good at reading things
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3873
so it was pretty interesting stuff
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3874
you all know the story right
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3875
they found these red circular looking objects and they looked for all the world like red blood cells
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3876
that was interesting
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3877
we found a lot of but we found one special and we called it b rex
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3878
tissue is the calcium build up the calcium storage basically when an animal is pregnant when a bird is pregnant
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3879
there were flexible clear blood vessels
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3880
and so we built a laboratory in the back of an trailer and actually took the laboratory to the field where we could get better samples
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3882
we started out with a wolf like creature and we ended up with a maltese
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3885
from this kind of made with human hair to these chocolate to these intra toe candies that your lover is supposed to suck from your toes
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3887
and so i start thinking max and all those swiss designers together trying to outdo and come up with a new sans typeface and the movie starts playing in my head already
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3888
and i should know because during the time i attended that school a military takeover happened in my country a gunman of my nationality nearly killed the pope and turkey got zero points in the song contest
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3889
and because god loves her i did get married
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3890
i liked your book he said but i wish you had written it differently
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3891
we were three writers one from the one turkish and one indonesian like a joke you know
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3892
shortly after my parents got separated and i came to turkey with my mom
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3893
this was a woman who read coffee grounds to see the future and melted lead into mysterious shapes to fend off the evil eye
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3895
but if we have no connection whatsoever with the worlds beyond the one we take for granted then we too run the risk of drying up inside
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3896
however i also have reason to believe that many if not most of you are actually tying your shoes incorrectly
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3897
if we start over and simply go the other direction around the bow we get this the strong form of the knot
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3900
now the ones that show that needle programs aren't effective you think that's one of these annoying dynamic slides and i'm going to press my and the rest of it's going to come up but no that's the whole slide
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3901
so what we see is that voters respond very well to things like this and not quite so well to things like this
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3903
so he injects the first guy and then he's wiping the needle on his shirt and he injects the next guy
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3905
yeah by sharing needles
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3931
and i'd say i'm a little to the left like all the way to the left
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3932
so as an example i would change computer screen saver to a picture of mitt romney or she would put an campaign magnet on the back of my car
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3933
we have chosen to avoid political debate and instead engage in dialogue in order to maintain what we fondly call our bipartisan friendship
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3935
at this point you can probably guess which one of us participated
humorous
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3936
so i'm already feeling kind of aggravated and then i see this from pop up in my social media feed
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3938
you make it sound so simple
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3940
and frankly my assumptions were wrong
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3942
i know this is a hard night for you guys
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3943
thank you
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3944
the only thing i had to do was go out pick them up and have them stuffed for the collection
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3947
the first case of homosexual in the mallard anas i knew i'd seen something special but it took me six years to decide to publish it
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3948
as you probably know in science when you write a kind of special paper only six or seven people read it
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3952
this is a turkey in wisconsin on the premises of the ethan allen juvenile correctional institution
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3953
it's been there for three days and it's laying on its back
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3954
he sees an intruder in his territory and it's coming all the time and he's there so there is no end to it
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3956
i was once late to my own speech on time management
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3958
that way you save eight minutes every half hour so in the course of two hours of watching tv you find minutes to exercise
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3960
if you offered to pay me to dust my blinds i would get to it pretty quickly
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3961
i'm sure many of you like me come december get cards that contain these folded up sheets of colored paper on which is written what is known as the family holiday letter
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3962
don't send it
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3963
most of us are not sitting there on friday afternoons saying i am excited to make progress toward my personal and professional priorities right now
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3965
they found that people claiming hour work weeks were off by about hours
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3966
i recently did a time diary project looking at days in the lives of extremely busy women
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3967
all this is being recorded on her time log
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3969
i remember it was a thursday morning and she was not available to speak with me
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3971
first you can read some other family histories get a sense for the style
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3972
then look out over the whole of the next week and see where you can plan them in
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3973
but i do think that the numbers i am about to tell you are empowering
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3975
maybe it's choosing to read something wonderful on the bus on the way to work
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3977
this is a well known phenomenon
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3979
this has to be a bridge to the point where you can get to wind to the point where you can get to solar to the point where you can get to nuclear and hopefully you won't build the next nuclear plant on a beautiful seashore next to an earthquake fault
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3981
you're going to be able to power stuff so irrigation makes a difference
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3983
that is something that a lot of people have criticized
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3986
that's right
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