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i understood them all even if they didn't always understand each other they were all my people
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so freight costs aren't our biggest problem
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and the mosquito has killed more humans than wars and plague
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you sort of get down there to the bottom and things get really dicey
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because finally there was a page that actually felt like what it felt like to hit a
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3996
and that's not a good experience when you're used to experiences like this
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it turned into a contest
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okay
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and since my article was titled why the world isn't flat that wasn't too surprising
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i remember i decided to write my why the world isn't flat article because i was being interviewed on tv in and the first question to me was professor why do you still believe that the world is round and i started laughing because i hadn't come across that formulation before
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so let's start off with plain old telephone service
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and then finally the one statistic that i suspect many of the people in this room have seen the export ratio
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non negligible so we don't live in an entirely local or national world but very very far from the percent level that you would expect and the very simple
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so i just took a short clip from batman begins here just to show christian pulse
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and that's actually my eye and again this video was taken right after my daughter was born so you can see i wasn't getting too much sleep
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it's kind of creepy
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this is me demonstrating my great singing skills
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and of course surveillance is the first application that comes to mind
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and it lets us look at our world in a completely new way
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we make them bigger to create those types of enhanced video or magnified video that actually show us those changes
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4021
it can work on your own video
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it's like seeing still pictures come to life
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sound as we all know is basically changes in air pressure that travel through the air
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i'm going to show grandma to you
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for example if a person from that red group has to pick up the package leaflet of a medicinal product to give a dose of medicine to child can't can't understand the information
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now just so you don't think this is normal that over there is sweden
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it's a perfect evocation of that great population survey the six largest nations in the world in descending order china india the united states and indonesia
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the headline was nato admiral needs friends
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4037
we go into the cold war and we continue to try and build walls
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last year at this time there were vessels mariners held hostage
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this is part of which is a discontinuity in the global economy
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4052
the good news is i'm very aware of my responsibilities to get you out of here because i'm the only thing standing between you and the bar
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and so for the remaining two years of my high school i cut all my classes
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and in that row house i started manchester guild and i learned very quickly that wherever there are episcopalians there's money in very close proximity
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and the reason it has a fountain in the courtyard is i wanted one and i had the checkbook so i bought one and put it there
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as you can see it has world class art and it's all my taste because i raised all the money
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and he called me into his office which is the equivalent of going to see the wizard of oz and john heinz had million dollars and at the time i had about cents
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and senator heinz sat very quietly and he said well what would your reaction be if i said i'd give you a million dollars i said senator it appears that we're going into the food training business
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i've actually eaten seven of those baskets and they're very good
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you have to tone down the jesus stuff a little bit but keep the enthusiasm
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and i can now tell you with absolute certainty that an appearance on oprah winfrey will sell cds
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and there's the fountain
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and i love them because they pay the rent on time
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and this is what i want to do when i grow up
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what i'm going to show you for a couple of minutes is a facility that i built in the toughest neighborhood in pittsburgh with the highest crime rate
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he's making a ton of money doing custom furniture for rich people
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i said well i got in my car and i went out to the greenhouse and i bought them and i brought them back and i put them there
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that's puff pastry day
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we have students who sit together black kids and white kids and what we've discovered is you can solve the race problem by creating a world class environment because people will have a tendency to show you world class behavior if you treat them in that way
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there is absolutely no reason why poor people can't learn world class technology
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and these are examples of some of the kids' work
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because now it's become socially not acceptable not to show up to support your children at the manchester guild because people think you're bad parents
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i even stuck another room on the building which i'd like to show you
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and now that i have i want to give you a gift
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and he showed up and said dizzy talking about you all over the country man and i want to help you
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yes your happy place i know you've got one even if it's fake
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a fork is a simple tool
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your phone is not the internet's door bitch
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basically it's virtual reality circa
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and happiness is a great motivator we strive for happiness
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the parents in crisis over screen time need physical digital toys teaching their kids to read as well as family safe app stores
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and this was an inspiration to me
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humans need simple tools
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and then here's my favorite quote from one of the girls men are the new ball and chain
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and they're starting to dominate lots of professions doctors lawyers bankers accountants
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this is something that perhaps turkish airlines should have studied a bit more carefully before they ran this campaign
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well you know the story
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4102
so think about a portfolio of brands or maybe new brands for new ventures
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it's the same in marketing
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and you don't need the three billion dollar collider for doing this
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it's a great cricket cap
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america was jolted by the anti vietnam movement the civil rights movement
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at he was not able to relate the kind of unclear research which he was doing with the lives of the ordinary people
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i grew up in a musical family
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i don't know how many worms were in there but i've got some heavy karma coming i tell you
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i have no idea how it works but i paid a lot of money for it
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the humble potato and i've spent a long time years preparing these
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i basically take it prepare it and then people consume it hopefully they enjoy it
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they have the social
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it's a beautiful piece of filmmaking but everything is desolate everything is dead
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all the places with lots of electricity it isn't
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you can pay bills with it you can buy your groceries you can pay your kids' school fees and i'm told you can even bribe customs officials
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well of course it's happening at the edge because in the middle everybody's updating or worse still they're trying to understand privacy settings
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that is what a looks like and in the background you can see robben island
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why because that's what we need
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and the difference today is that the gold of today is mobile
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but also more recently we started acquiring video games and that's where all hell broke loose in a really interesting way
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it's good
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exhibiting pac man and alongside picasso and van gogh they're two floors away
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and you know what the international cat video film festival didn't have that much of a reaction
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we have street fighter because martial arts are good
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so it was not very constructive
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and one day we'll get that code
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that's why i'm talking to you today about the age of design and the age of design is the age in which design is still cute furniture is still posters is still fast cars what you see at moma today
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so the same guardian are video games art the debate that shouldn't be
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no
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but then there was another wonderfully pretentious article that came out in the new republic so pretentious by leibovitz and it said moma has mistaken video games for art
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we were not real gamers enough so we had to really talk to them
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and in order to explain interaction we need to really bring people in and make them realize how interaction is part of their lives
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so when i show the sims i try to make people really feel what it meant to have an interaction with the sims not only the fun but also the responsibility that came with the
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