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4674
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but yeah it was sad at the time but we moved on
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4675
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i mean we had often when you launch a company and you get customer complaints you know you can deal with them
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4679
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occasionally in america i hear people saying sir richard and think there's some shakespearean play taking place
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4684
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no i put on my oxygen mask and stood on top of the balloon with my parachute looking at the swirling clouds below trying to pluck up my courage to jump into the north sea which and it was a very very very lonely few moments
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4687
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i certainly would have failed tests
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4688
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i mean there's the story about your mother allegedly dumping you in a field aged four and saying ok walk home
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4690
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and one of the problems young people have is venereal disease
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serious
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4694
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so behave next year someone might say something nice about you
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humorous
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4696
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that night i wrote a letter to my family telling them by age i will build the biggest company in the world and that company will buy microsoft
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humorous
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4699
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you get the idea
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humorous
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4702
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i was actually a marketing manager for a fortune company
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serious
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4706
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this is where my life was turned upside down
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serious
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4707
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but because i didn't run i kept doing it and on the third try the professor was very impressed
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serious
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4708
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these people did not let rejection define them
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serious
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4711
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and i think it's fair to say already that there are people in this audience at this moment displaying psychological symptoms i would like to discuss today
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humorous
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4713
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or you may say of yourself i am intriguing even if i am regarded by most people as a great thundering
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humorous
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4714
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with my classes i sometimes give them a basic fact that might be revealing with respect to their personality i tell them that it is virtually impossible for adults to lick the outside of their own elbow
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humorous
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4715
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but amongst you are probably those who have not only tried but they have successfully licked the elbow of the person sitting next to them
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humorous
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4717
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c stands for in contrast to those with a more lackadaisical approach to life
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serious
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4718
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let me explain
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4722
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it relates to your kid you've been back three times to the hospital and they still don't know what's wrong
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serious
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4723
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and they are what matters
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serious
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4724
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i didn't think he was talking to me
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humorous
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4725
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and i'm thinking in today's language it would be or
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humorous
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4731
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and i go to the door and there was the teacher with a warm welcome and she took me into the classroom showed me my little cubbyhole we all remember those little don't we and we put our stuff in there
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serious
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4734
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most you can't
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serious
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4737
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i was right there with you
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serious
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4738
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but more importantly being seven means that you've reached the age of reason and you're now capable of committing any and all sins against god and man
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humorous
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4739
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so you've grown up and reached the age of reason and now god will start keeping notes on you and begin your permanent record
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humorous
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speaking style
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4741
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julie there is no santa claus
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humorous
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4742
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i mean my dad had a very distinctive wrapping style and my mother's handwriting was so close to santa's
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humorous
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speaking style
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4743
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but when i got to the top of the steps i turned around dramatically and said oh by the way bill there is no santa claus
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humorous
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4744
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they had to fit two criteria they had to be old enough to be able to understand the whole concept of the age of reason and not yet seven
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serious
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4746
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sometimes i get little old ladies from the seventh day adventist church showing me these cartoon pictures of heaven
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serious
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4748
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now i don't have a uterus because i had cancer a few years ago
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serious
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4749
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i feel god's love when i'm hurt and confused and i feel consoled and cared for
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serious
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4751
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okay well it's what i can do with some household
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humorous
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4752
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and this is it just to give you and me a moment to catch up
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humorous
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4753
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i got an almost percent response rate
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humorous
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speaking style
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4754
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time spent with you is like chasing and catching small birds but without the scratches and bird shit
|
humorous
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speaking style
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4755
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but i just have to tell you because sometimes i hear your self doubt and it's so crushing to think that you may not know how truly wonderful you are how inspiring and delightful and really truly the most completely
|
humorous
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speaking style
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4757
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but i find that for myself without exception the more i deal with the work as something of my own as something that is personal the more successful it is as something that's compelling interesting and sustaining
|
serious
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4758
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so i have a particular imaginative approach to visual work
|
serious
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4759
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and puzzling it is
|
serious
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4760
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but all i have to do is fill certain areas of those and i can bring those words out of the background pattern
|
serious
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4761
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and this project began essentially on my kitchen table
|
serious
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4762
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with no support from her husband she caused a sensation by taking him to court and prosecuting her own case and a far greater sensation when she won
|
humorous
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4763
|
imagine the first piece a man burning his life's work
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serious
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4788
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it's something that since it was invented a year or two ago has given me untold happiness
|
humorous
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speaking style
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4790
|
now the problem is when you can't smoke if you stand and stare out of the window on your own you're an antisocial idiot
|
humorous
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speaking style
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4792
|
if you're an upper middle-class english person you call unemployment a year off
|
humorous
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speaking style
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4793
|
but having a son who's unemployed in thailand is really viewed as quite an accomplishment
|
humorous
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speaking style
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4794
|
i'm probably in the wrong country to talk about willingness to pay tax
|
humorous
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4796
|
for maybe percent of the money you could have paid all of the world's top male and female supermodels to walk up and down the train handing out free to all the passengers
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
4801
|
but this does not apply the other way around
|
serious
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4803
|
all of you know this actually from when you go in to buy a television and in the end of the row of flat screen you can see are these rather despised things called combined tv and players
|
serious
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4804
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don't give them white pills give them white pills and six blue ones and tell them to take the white pills first and then take the blue ones
|
serious
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4806
|
what was interesting about the austrian school is they actually grew up alongside freud
|
serious
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4807
|
von mises interestingly believes economics is just a subset of psychology
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serious
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4844
|
she enjoys making what she calls paper laptops
|
humorous
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4846
|
no what i'm suggesting is that we should leap off we should increase our velocity so it's high and we should leap off one side and go the other of course having calculated our differential equation very carefully
|
humorous
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4848
|
see in the real world math isn't necessarily done by mathematicians
|
serious
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4849
|
you wouldn't have expected that a few years back
|
serious
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4850
|
anyway last year i heard about the himalayas and the melting of the and the melting of the glaciers because of climate change
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humorous
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4851
|
i have never ever heard such utter
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humorous
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4852
|
it's flipping freezing in that water
|
serious
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4853
|
and with a population increasing as quickly as it is and with the water supply from these glaciers because of climate change decreasing so much i think we have a real risk of instability
|
serious
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4854
|
sorry
|
humorous
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4855
|
they've spent the night squirming across your face and having sex on the bridge of your nose
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humorous
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4857
|
i hope you also discovered a cure for it
|
humorous
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4859
|
for the last years we've had an adversarial relationship with the microscopic life nearest us
|
serious
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4860
|
as of a few years ago no scientist could tell you what bugs or microorganisms live in your home your home the place you know better than anywhere else
|
serious
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4862
|
people come together to sing about the things that really bug them
|
humorous
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4863
|
and we're now in a very strange sort of twilight zone where no one quite knows what's worked or what doesn't
|
serious
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4864
|
ever
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humorous
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4912
|
help i've been waiting for over minutes and nothing happens
|
humorous
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4914
|
and if you multiply that by million you get that humanity is wasting about hours every day typing these annoying
|
humorous
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4917
|
bad christians but it's even worse because the website where we showed this actually happened to be called the embassy of the kingdom of god
|
humorous
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4920
|
but first you take a and then you draw something that is related to it
|
humorous
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4927
|
by the way you did hear me correctly his last name is hacker
|
humorous
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4928
|
at often the goat time install a error is vomit
|
humorous
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4934
|
so every time you buy tickets on ticketmaster you help to digitize a book
|
serious
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4935
|
now of course since we're doing so many words per day funny things can happen
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4941
|
so it would be very expensive
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serious
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4944
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so the way this works is whenever you're a just a beginner we give you very simple sentences
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serious
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4949
|
we haven't yet launched it
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serious
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4950
|
and the house where john wilkes booth planned the assassination of abraham lincoln is also now a chinese restaurant called wok and roll on h street in washington
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humorous
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4954
|
so that's when the chinese moved in saw a market opportunity and took over
|
humorous
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4955
|
another of my favorite dishes general chicken which by the way in the us naval academy is called admiral chicken
|
humorous
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4956
|
and he has marched very far indeed because he is sweet he is fried and he is chicken all things that americans love
|
humorous
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4958
|
believe it or not these guys were actually crossing the road
|
humorous
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4959
|
so these people are going around china asking for chop suey which is sort of like a japanese guy coming here and saying i understand you have a very popular dish in your country called
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humorous
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|
4960
|
if you see them side by side there's yellow and brown
|
serious
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4962
|
but they weren't surprised i traveled around the world to visit them because in their eyes he is after all a famous qing dynasty military hero
|
serious
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4963
|
if they weren't eating cats they were eating rats
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serious
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4964
|
it's a pamphlet published by samuel hero of our american labor movement
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serious
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4966
|
the thing is this idea of chinese american food doesn't exist only in america
|
serious
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|
4967
|
so this actually became very clear to me with the march powerball drawing where they expected based on the number of ticket sales they had to have three or four second place winners people who match five or six powerball numbers
|
serious
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4968
|
it was lunch it was take out it was sit down it was buffet it was three weeks ago it was three months ago
|
serious
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4972
|
i understand i said that the japanese do not put sugar in their green tea but i'd like to put some sugar in my green tea
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humorous
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