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4973
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we do not have sugar
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humorous
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speaking style
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4974
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the american way to quote burger king is to have it your way because as starbucks says happiness is in your choices
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humorous
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speaking style
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4975
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now when the third group came in they were told that their and their markers had been chosen by their mothers
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humorous
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speaking style
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4977
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of course you and i know that coke is the better choice
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humorous
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speaking style
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4979
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and the other one was called adorable
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humorous
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speaking style
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4980
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and the only thing they had consensus on well if i could see them i would clearly be able to tell them apart
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humorous
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speaking style
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4981
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and i brought women into the laboratory and i asked them which one would you pick percent of the women accused me of playing a trick of putting the same color nail polish in both those bottles
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humorous
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speaking style
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4985
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success was just as much about pleasing key figures as it was about satisfying one's own preferences
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serious
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speaking style
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4988
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that's just one choice
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serious
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speaking style
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4990
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and a young polish man said i don't need twenty kinds of chewing gum
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serious
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speaking style
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4994
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he was adam smith not billy connolly not sean connery though he is very smart indeed
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humorous
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speaking style
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4996
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you can play a game and try and think of one i've missed at or try and boil it down to just four but you'll lose
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humorous
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speaking style
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4997
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that really was a killer application
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humorous
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speaking style
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4998
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and we also know that most of them were or are very poor did not live for very long
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serious
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speaking style
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4999
|
and this slide here is the best simplification of the great divergence story i can offer you
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serious
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speaking style
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5000
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in fact in the average chinese was richer than the average north american
|
serious
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speaking style
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5002
|
so what is this hyperbolic geometry that corals and sea slugs embody the next few minutes is we're all going to get raised up to the level of a sea slug
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5003
|
it's true
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serious
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speaking style
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5004
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i feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5005
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i can't wait to see them racing for the first time at daytona next month because i feel the need for speed
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5006
|
but you know even holding one balloon is like kind of happy
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5008
|
and recently i've been much more interested in collecting stories from reality so real stories
|
serious
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speaking style
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5009
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and in these books you can find these short little glimpses of moments and experiences and people that i meet
|
serious
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speaking style
|
5010
|
as opposed to knowing the whole story just knowing a little bit of the story and then letting your own mind fill in the rest
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serious
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speaking style
|
5011
|
it's called we feel fine
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serious
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speaking style
|
5012
|
you'd follow that guy back to his cubicle and you'd say why my chair okay so now it's tuesday morning and you're at the office and a meeting invitation pops up in your calendar
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5013
|
and when this highly unproductive session is over you go back to your desk and you stand at your desk and you say boy i wish i had those two hours back like i wish i had my chair back
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5014
|
and in fact some of the biggest companies in the world companies that you've heard of but i won't name have asked for my permission to use this video in their new hire training to teach their new employees how not to run a meeting at their company
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serious
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speaking style
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5015
|
or the maybe button or whatever button is there for you not to accept immediately
|
serious
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speaking style
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5019
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then one plus two is three two plus three is five three plus five is eight and so on
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serious
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speaking style
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5021
|
yeah i know
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humorous
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speaking style
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5023
|
they're tasty and they make your pee smell funny
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5024
|
but we are the only ones using asparagus
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5026
|
we aren't focused on any particular problem and we're not trying to solve any particular disease
|
serious
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speaking style
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5028
|
and what we're left with after removing all the apple cells is this cellulose scaffold
|
serious
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speaking style
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5029
|
we used an apple and it cost pennies
|
serious
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speaking style
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5030
|
she knew just how to torture me without knowing
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5031
|
one day they invited all these female colleagues i don't know where they came from to where i was held and they invited me to their guard room and asked if one night stands really happen in the us
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5032
|
patrick's day for all of you but it was the day that turned my life upside down
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serious
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speaking style
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5042
|
i have of these
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humorous
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speaking style
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5043
|
now they didn't even care about that
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5044
|
what they wanted was my email address so they could ask me more questions
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5045
|
in other words i look for aliens and when i tell people that at a cocktail party they usually look at me with a mildly incredulous look on their face
|
serious
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speaking style
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5046
|
this is the owens valley radio observatory behind the sierra and in i was working there collecting data for my thesis
|
serious
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speaking style
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5047
|
so it was true
|
serious
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speaking style
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5051
|
and of course the local people had absolutely no interest in doing that so we paid them to come and work and sometimes they would show up
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5053
|
when the tomatoes were nice and ripe and red overnight some hippos came out from the river and they ate everything
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5055
|
i shut up and listen to them
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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5057
|
they were already drowning in manure
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5058
|
the book was published in
|
serious
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speaking style
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5059
|
but they mean two different things
|
serious
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speaking style
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5060
|
the first principle of aid is respect
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5061
|
we meet at the pub
|
serious
|
speaking style
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5062
|
the passion that that man has for his own personal growth is the most important thing
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5063
|
entrepreneurs never come and they never tell you in a public meeting what they want to do with their own money what opportunity they have identified
|
serious
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speaking style
|
5067
|
you know if god's going to show up he's not going to show up on cheese bread
|
humorous
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speaking style
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5069
|
i really think that there's this inner desire
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serious
|
speaking style
|
5070
|
that patient was my government
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5072
|
when we started out i thought i was going to find so much corruption i was literally going to either die or get killed in the process
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
5073
|
i like to think about these two years like a weight loss program
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
5074
|
so when government one of its most vital entities is weak or unhealthy everyone and everything suffers
|
serious
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speaking style
|
5075
|
economies thrive when business are able to quickly and easily set up shop
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5077
|
we also just went back and looked at a lot of their previous paperwork to try and really understand to try and diagnose what bodily malfunctions had occurred that lead to that spot on the world bank list
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5080
|
i think they were given to in a box a box set of which they put on their shelves where they are now
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5081
|
and as chris says there is a hunger for video of me
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5084
|
so i want to pick up from there because i only had minutes frankly
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5086
|
i mean there is a major climate crisis obviously and i think if people don't believe it they should get out more
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5087
|
i have one climate crisis i don't really need the second one
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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5088
|
he said there are two types of people in this world those who divide the world into two types and those who do not
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5090
|
i came across a great quote recently from abraham lincoln who i thought you'd be pleased to have quoted at this point
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5091
|
we don't teach american history in britain
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5092
|
you know this is our policy
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5093
|
if you said don't do this anymore they'd wonder what you're talking about
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5094
|
and high among them is education because education in a way very many people from their natural talents
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5095
|
what we need and the word's been used many times in the past few days is not evolution but a revolution in education
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5096
|
as our case is new so we must think anew and act anew
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5098
|
but you know we have become obsessed with this linear narrative
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5100
|
one is fast food where everything is standardized
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5101
|
my wife's just finished writing a novel and i think it's a great book but she disappears for hours on end
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5102
|
we have to recognize that human flourishing is not a mechanical process it's an organic process
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5103
|
and doing that i think is the answer to the future because it's not about scaling a new solution it's about creating a movement in education in which people develop their own solutions but with external support based on a personalized curriculum
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5104
|
there's been a lot of talk about dreams over the course of these few days
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5105
|
and we should tread softly
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5106
|
now this was all very good except for the problem that it didn't quite work
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5107
|
it's been a good run
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5110
|
i've got to warn you the sense in which my is upbeat has always been kind of subtle sometimes even elusive
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5113
|
so let's call it the death spiral of negativity
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5114
|
that is to say thank you thank you
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5116
|
i'm just doing what i can here
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5118
|
now the good news is that the person who said it was ann coulter
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5120
|
and in fact that's actually sustaining a long standing trend that predates human beings ok that biological evolution was doing for us
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5121
|
originally you had the most complex societies the hunter gatherer village
|
serious
|
speaking style
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5122
|
this is the silk road connecting the chinese empire and the roman empire
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5124
|
social structure adapts to accommodate this possibility and to harness this productive potential so you get cities you know and you get all the non games you don't think about that are being played across the world
|
serious
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speaking style
|
5128
|
i think the non dynamic which is not only economic by any means it's not always commerce but it has driven us to the verge of a moral truth which is the fundamental equality of everyone
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5130
|
more and more it's possible for grassroots hatred abroad to manifest itself in the form of organized violence on american soil
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5131
|
i've got to admit i feel silly saying that
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
5132
|
the average age of a gamer is years old not eight years old and in fact if we look at the projected demographics of video game play the video game players of tomorrow are older adults
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5134
|
so most of you have a brain
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
5135
|
if you move your eyes you're doomed
|
humorous
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speaking style
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