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6196
now you may reason that we have one to perceive the world or to think and that's completely wrong
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there's one other way and that's through sweating
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so i'll just give you my message up front try not to go extinct
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6205
you'd have a big dinosaur and a littler dinosaur
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everybody likes to have their own animal that they named
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6207
so that's sort of the theme big different and gone
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and it's kind of cool if you look at the cassowary or any of the birds that have crests on their heads they grow to about percent adult size before the crest starts to grow
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but the actual at percent had no crest at all
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but no one ever considered that they might be more closely related
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6213
it's got a little tiny dome and it's got a bunch of gnarly stuff on its nose
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and so that's a masterpiece which is a fake of a masterpiece and bonded into the canvas is a chip which identifies that as a real fake if you see what i mean
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and whenever i go to america and i have to pay with a mag stripe on the back of the card i always sign it carlos tethers anyway just as a security mechanism because if a transaction ever gets disputed and it comes back and it says dave birch i know it must have been a criminal because i would never sign it dave birch
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6221
i look pretty good in a suit frankly so you can see why it would drive them into an anti capitalist frenzy
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6224
i know that things are actually worse than these guys think
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6225
so i should say for some of our foreign visitors doctor who is the greatest living scientist in england and a beacon of truth and enlightenment to all of us
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6226
that means something i don't know what
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6229
they were at the bottom of the menu they were like fifth i thought they had no chance
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6231
and i read this story about cheerleaders and it's a fascinating story
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6234
and you can have an identity you don't like it because it's subverted in some way or it's insecure or it's inappropriate you just delete it and get another one
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6239
so the senior citizens realized that they needed to have an emergency meeting
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6240
and then the next thing that i needed was a makeover
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6242
but i did say no to the blue hair
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6243
so they were teaching me cuss word scrabble at night
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6246
somehow i ended up at the hospital
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6250
with my new venture marilyn i would like to use art to create tech
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6251
i actually have no idea what my robot is going to do today
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6252
yet
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i think he's going to be super popular
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6254
he gasps to the operator my friend is dead
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6256
i think it all started growing up in a fairly religious moral family eldest son of a rabbi going off to university where i smoked some marijuana and i liked it
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6257
it's going to be people in their and and who find they prefer a little marijuana to that drink in the evening or the sleeping pill or that it helps with their arthritis or diabetes or maybe helps spice up a long term marriage
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6259
so think about our global drug war not as any sort of rational policy but as the international projection of a domestic psychosis
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6260
apparently i was in charge of making sure that no one stole the computers from the university
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6261
the most ridiculous thing i ever heard is i was at a dinner party and a woman heard that i work in computer security and she asked me if she said her computer had been infected by a virus and she was very concerned that she might get sick from it that she could get this virus
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so one question the researchers asked themselves is could you block this thing right could you run a denial because these are first responders so would a terrorist organization want to black out the ability of police and fire to communicate at an emergency they found that there's this device used for that happens to operate at the same exact frequency as the and they built what they called my first jammer
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now medical devices have come a long way technologically
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6264
now what a research team did was they got their hands on what's called an
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6265
and they were able to change therapies including disabling the device and this is with a real commercial off device simply by performing reverse engineering and sending wireless signals to it
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6267
she's a year older than me and that's something that if she's still playing i know i can play
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6271
but they say when it comes to losing you are very very very bad at it
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6276
i wasn't quite sure what to think but i just knew that at that moment it was really important for me to just focus right there at the australian open and i was definitely not sure what to do
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6277
thank you
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6278
you hear all these stories about people when they're pregnant they get sick and they get tired
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6281
so not only not only did he have rude things to say about me and my peers i felt it was important for us to stand up for each other and to stand up for myself
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6282
here's the current training model
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6283
and what surgeons do is they stick a scope into the pepper and they do what is called a
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6286
as you look on the top side of this that's where the heart and lungs are supposed to be
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6287
i work with surgical teams
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6288
in case you're finished with toilet paper you can tear off the inside of the wall
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6290
and also i still remember we were expecting to have a beer inside the plastic beer crate but it came empty
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6292
it's a very popular museum now and i created a big monument for the government
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6293
but i must say they are no longer natural disasters
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6296
there's no such thing
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6297
and i'm more of the life's messy clean it up organize it and put it into a bento box
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6299
as you know it's not going to turn out well
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6302
i call it a breakdown my therapist calls it a spiritual awakening
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6304
don't bring your measuring stick
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6305
meters are good
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6306
and i said but here's the thing no family stuff no childhood shit
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but i want to be able to make them not messy
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6311
i'm not thin enough rich enough beautiful enough smart enough promoted enough
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6312
and i kind of got a handle on it
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6314
so i wrote at the top of the manila folder and i started looking at the data
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6315
and i want to separate courage and bravery for you for a minute
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6316
they didn't talk about vulnerability being comfortable nor did they really talk about it being excruciating as i had heard it earlier in the shame interviewing
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6319
one of the things that i think we need to think about is why and how we numb
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just certain
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6321
that's not our job
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6322
we do that corporate whether it's a bailout an oil spill
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6324
that's what wired magazine spent on this
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6325
you're looking at things where people are actually given information and they're not following through with it
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6326
it's years of it that's created what i call the baba factor
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6327
there won't be a single moment in the schedule
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6328
you're obviously a criminal so i'm going to install cameras
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6330
and that makes me really sad because i'm sick and tired of things not working
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last
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so i call them gandhi neurons or empathy neurons
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and this is truly the most amazing thing in the world
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6336
what we found was that password meters do work
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it's called security blanket
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6338
at carnegie mellon they used to make it actually pretty easy for us to remember our passwords
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and as a result she wore an i heart my vagina button to her high school in minnesota
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so what she did is she got all her friends together i believe it was students all wore i love my vagina t shirts and the boys wore i love her vagina t shirts to school
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6347
we all get sick
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6348
so when i ask you a question since i'm blind only raise your hand if you want to burn off some calories
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is that all all right let me show you some more about this
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the one on the left is jazz and the one on the right is swing but you know what this is a highly useless categorization scheme
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and they found that the average engaged in about tasks in a week
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they had different kinds of mustards and vinegars and over different kinds of fruits and vegetables and more than two dozen different kinds of bottled water and this was during a time when we actually used to drink tap water
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6354
here's their jam aisle
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6355
of the people who stopped when there were only three percent of them actually bought a jar of jam
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6356
here's an example of a project they made a motion activated confetti canon ball
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6358
almost a hundred years later in lego came up with this
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meanwhile the exact same year at bell labs the next revolution was about to be announced the next building block
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6374
not you but i feel this way often
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6387
and so we're on one planet and we have to be able to get to the root of these problems
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6400
and he turned to me and he said carne you have to be very clever to be a diplomat
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i was a single british diplomat in new york city you can imagine what that might have meant
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6402
i don't believe in straightforward narratives
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6403
i loved watching planes barrel over our holiday home in the countryside
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