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6629
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won't happen and you will die alone
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humorous
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speaking style
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6630
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let us merge our interests
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humorous
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speaking style
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6631
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although he did make a note to himself that the next time he proposed it was perhaps not necessary to enumerate all of the women he had auditioned for the part
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humorous
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speaking style
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6632
|
but what that tombstone should have said in an alternative lifetime what it should have said if it was your highest expression of talent was here lies the last nobel laureate in physics who formulated the grand unified field theory and demonstrated the practicality of warp drive
|
humorous
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speaking style
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6635
|
we're going to go through a whole long list your creativity in thinking of excuses not to do what you really need to do if you want to have a great career
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serious
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speaking style
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6637
|
so if you work hard and have a good career if you work really really really hard you'll have a great career
|
serious
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speaking style
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6643
|
it is because you are you know what you are
|
serious
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speaking style
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6645
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if you ever have that thought ricocheting in your brain it will hurt a lot
|
serious
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speaking style
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6646
|
superman is not only sent to earth from the heavens or krypton but he's sent in a pod much like moses was on the nile
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humorous
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speaking style
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6647
|
it always works well
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humorous
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speaking style
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6648
|
the second is columbus finally gets funded to go to india but he gets lost
|
humorous
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speaking style
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6649
|
i got accused in a few that i was actually sent by the pope to preach the trinity and catholicism in the middle east so you you believe who you want
|
humorous
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speaking style
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6651
|
they're your eyes
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humorous
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speaking style
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6653
|
i became timely
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humorous
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speaking style
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6655
|
he actually called me a meddling kid the other day
|
humorous
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speaking style
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6656
|
i have work to do
|
humorous
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speaking style
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6657
|
you know
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humorous
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speaking style
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6658
|
consider this like the prophets all the superheroes are missing parents
|
serious
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speaking style
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6659
|
it doesn't matter what your religion is even if you're an atheist you don't raise your kid telling him you know make sure you lie three times a day
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serious
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speaking style
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6660
|
after a while his advisers complained
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serious
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speaking style
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6661
|
so these stones a few kind of rules in the game number one you don't choose the stone the stone chooses you
|
serious
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speaking style
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6662
|
some believe that means that the original interpretation from a couple thousand years ago is what's relevant today
|
serious
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speaking style
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6663
|
and the last point about the stones is this
|
serious
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speaking style
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6665
|
they don't know ok and they're trying to get another member of the to join them
|
serious
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speaking style
|
6666
|
what's happening there's too much darkness
|
serious
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speaking style
|
6667
|
but i can't help
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6669
|
stay away from me
|
serious
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speaking style
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6678
|
i wanted my own clothing line
|
humorous
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speaking style
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6682
|
and there were young people who were killing each other for reasons that i thought were very trivial like bumping into someone in a high school hallway and then after school shooting the person
|
serious
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speaking style
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6683
|
and you can go to any emergency room at any hospital and you would see lying on young black and latino men shot and dying
|
serious
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speaking style
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6688
|
at first the results were predictable
|
serious
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speaking style
|
6690
|
it's really good for hangovers
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6691
|
it changes the sound of your voice quite dramatically
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6693
|
but it's always there
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6694
|
and even though i'm a visual artist i'm interested in the invisibility of the air
|
serious
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speaking style
|
6699
|
now when i say that what most people hear me say is that we're working on curing cancer
|
serious
|
speaking style
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6700
|
i wondered what that meant about much of the rest of new haven
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6703
|
i walked as though my legs were wooden
|
serious
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speaking style
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6714
|
com which is barbie klaus
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6715
|
and if dinner isn't entirely obvious think of sex
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6717
|
it's just been industrial which means those who were producing had to have a way of raising money to pay those two and a half million dollars and later more for the telegraph and the radio transmitter and the television and eventually the mainframe
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6718
|
it's fun
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6719
|
it's very short and only in one direction
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6720
|
so i just check before it's finished
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6721
|
but most probably i did something like that
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6723
|
i have no checklist for that
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6725
|
but it was too stony and full of cactus on top
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6727
|
it's possible to start already now it's just too dangerous
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6728
|
yves uses his body to steer the wing
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6730
|
he is down
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6731
|
there is no turning back now
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6732
|
and now he's in edinburgh
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6735
|
and it's really like the kid playing the airplane
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6736
|
i don't do special physical training
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6738
|
he had a good laugh at the other teachers and put it up on the notice board
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6740
|
say my bad
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6741
|
i'm joking
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6742
|
something happened along the line
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6743
|
i remember the time when my mother used to dress me up as a little girl that's me there because she wanted a girl and she has only boys
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6744
|
but i'm very civil in my action i assure you
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6745
|
i don't play sports
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6746
|
i love her to bits
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6748
|
i must have done about caricatures
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6749
|
so i was flipping through the pages of the times of india when i saw that the prime minister of india was visiting my home town bangalore
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6750
|
and what happened was to my luck i saw a nuclear scientist at whose party i had done cartoons
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6751
|
that's when i realized you know cartoons are really powerful art comes with responsibility
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6752
|
she's trying to get that done
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6753
|
and he again had to travel to the school to get the information from the teacher stored it in the only portable memory he has which is inside his own head and take it with him because that is how information was being transported from teacher to student and then used in the world
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6754
|
and i'm very glad to say i don't think i have many friends who are competent and reliable but extremely dishonest
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6755
|
and the third is a task we should rebuild trust
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6756
|
well so we did this huge interview survey with lots of travel services and tried to figure out who changed and where did they go and it turned out that they don't know themselves
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6757
|
i mean you have the typical european cities with a dense urban core good public transportation mostly not a lot of road capacity
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6759
|
and when i would feel sorry for myself as nine or year old girls do she would say to me my dear on a scale of major world tragedies yours is not a three
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6760
|
first of all no one turns down a fulbright and secondly mcdonald's is always hiring
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6761
|
six years ago i started writing about women entrepreneurs during and after conflict
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6762
|
so if you're going to talk about jobs then you have to talk about entrepreneurs
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6763
|
think about this here were girls who braved danger to become breadwinners during years in which they couldn't even be on their streets
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6764
|
that's the positive part
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6765
|
they're just like you and me
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6766
|
this is the moon rising over earth and this is what we now call a which at that time by the way that word didn't exist
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6767
|
that didn't work either
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6769
|
along with that what we now know as planets comets and asteroids formed
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6770
|
the important thing here to note is that in the meantime the four and a half billion years these comets have been sitting on the outside of the solar system and haven't changed deep frozen versions of our solar system
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6772
|
rosetta made a few historic firsts
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6773
|
we recognized features boulders craters and that's how we know where we are respective to the comet
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6774
|
someone who didn't have a childhood is out there
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6776
|
but a white pill is not as good as a blue pill
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6781
|
and you can examine everything
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6783
|
the point is the white pill is not as good as the blue pill is not as good as the capsule is not as good as the needle
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
6784
|
but we at harvard were wondering if this was really true
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6786
|
we're going to try science
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6787
|
so although that would be really really awesome again that's extremely extremely impractical
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6789
|
so the entire data set is a billion times more awesome than this slide
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6790
|
you might also want to have a look at this particular n gram and that's to tell nietzsche that god is not dead although you might agree that he might need a better publicist
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6791
|
people realized that was going to happen and it could be big
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6792
|
finally in someone woke up and realized that had gotten somewhat pass
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6793
|
one mistake you should not do is become a mathematician
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6794
|
but guess what nobody will really care
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6795
|
people have been using this for all kinds of fun purposes
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
6797
|
so what that means is one could use computational methods to read all of the books in a click of a button
|
serious
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|
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