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9503
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the middle class now pours all of its time and energy and resources into its kids even though the middle class has less and less of those things to give
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9507
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let me show you how
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serious
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9508
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it's fucking freezing
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humorous
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9510
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he had been there and watched it go off
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serious
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9532
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alright
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humorous
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9533
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and that's absolutely correct
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serious
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9538
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and of course it's your stuff if it's broken
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humorous
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9540
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leonard bernstein said two things are necessary for great achievement a plan and not quite enough time
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humorous
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9541
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we need more of the courage of drag queens and astronauts
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humorous
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9542
|
is all of a sudden becoming a tool for improving productivity
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humorous
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9544
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and there were a lot of tents
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humorous
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9546
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well that's just the price of progress we say
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serious
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9547
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we are now very comfortable imagining unimaginable technological achievement
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serious
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9549
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it's time we set foot into that dimension and came out about the fact that we have dreams there too
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serious
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9580
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i particularly like the little penguin in the back
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humorous
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speaking style
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9581
|
a force more powerful is a video game that while you're playing it it teaches you how to engage in non violent insurrection and regime change
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humorous
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speaking style
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9583
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one of them is that every society has an ecological footprint
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serious
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9584
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now this this is a baby the cutest animal offspring in the animal kingdom
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humorous
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speaking style
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9585
|
let me tell you this is not a
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humorous
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9587
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this is the lowland the species i work with the largest terrestrial mammal of south america
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serious
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speaking style
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9589
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so if you came here to talk about how french coffee will spread happiness in our brains that's a go
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humorous
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speaking style
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9590
|
the most obvious visual thing on stage is the speaker
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serious
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speaking style
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9592
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for the second phase of the trials we just had different sizes small medium large and extra large
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humorous
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9594
|
and those are usually the basic scientists the bottom is usually the surgeons
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humorous
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speaking style
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9595
|
yet we're still dealing with a lot of the same challenges as many decades ago
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serious
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speaking style
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9596
|
medicine is doing a better job of keeping us alive
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serious
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speaking style
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9600
|
he checked into a
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humorous
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speaking style
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9601
|
they said these are pathological curves and we don't have to discuss them
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humorous
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speaking style
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9602
|
so i got a fulbright scholarship to just travel around africa for a year asking people why they were building which is a great job if you can get it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9603
|
so some of these things i'd wander around the streets of dakar asking people what's the algorithm what's the rule for making this and they'd say well we just make it that way because it looks pretty stupid
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9605
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and there's no particular reason why we have to start with this seed shape we can use any seed shape we like
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serious
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speaking style
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9606
|
again we just take these lines and replace them with the whole shape
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serious
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9608
|
so here's a little fractal model for it
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serious
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speaking style
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9609
|
this is in the mountains near the nigerian border in cameroon
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serious
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9616
|
i could be as short as five feet or as tall as i'd like
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humorous
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speaking style
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9619
|
now i made sure to shave my legs last night because i knew i'd be showing them off
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humorous
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speaking style
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9621
|
as you can see my legs are
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serious
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speaking style
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9622
|
a world in which the paralyzed could walk via body
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serious
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speaking style
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9624
|
we also took robotic tools here's a circle that goes around the biological limb
|
serious
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speaking style
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9625
|
with this framework we've produced limbs that are the most comfortable limbs i've ever worn
|
serious
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speaking style
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9626
|
they tend to prefer the puppet who has the same food tastes that they have and worse they actually prefer puppets who punish the puppet with the different food taste
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9629
|
the chair could collapse if you sit on it the apple might be poison the dog might not bark and in fact this is my dog tessie who doesn't bark
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serious
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speaking style
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9630
|
but lions are very clever
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humorous
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speaking style
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9631
|
since i was a small boy i used to work in my room for the whole day and i even took apart my mom's new radio and that day she almost killed me but i learned a lot about electronics
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9632
|
the lights flash and trick the lions into thinking i was walking around the but i was sleeping in my bed
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humorous
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speaking style
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9633
|
ca electric fence but i know electric fences are already invented but i want to make mine
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humorous
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speaking style
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9635
|
they kill our livestock
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serious
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speaking style
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9636
|
and i think this is why the nairobi national park lions are few
|
serious
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speaking style
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9637
|
as you can see the solar panel charges the battery and the battery supplies the power to the small indicator box
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serious
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speaking style
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9638
|
so i put the lights
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serious
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speaking style
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9639
|
so one year ago i was just a boy in the savanna grassland herding my father's cows and i used to see planes flying over and i told myself that one day i'll be there inside
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serious
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speaking style
|
9640
|
weighing one to billion times the mass of our own sun these galactic black holes are devouring material at a rate of upwards of times more than your average black hole
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9641
|
here i'm showing an artist's conception of a
|
serious
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9643
|
now she harbored all sorts of sentiments and emotions towards me at the time but love was not amongst them
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9644
|
now organized crime has been around for a very long time i hear you say and these would be wise words indeed
|
serious
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speaking style
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9645
|
now it's time for full disclosure
|
serious
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speaking style
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9648
|
so our metaphors equate the experience of loving someone to extreme violence or illness
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9650
|
in the book of exodus alone there are references to which is the word that the bible uses for the vengeance of an angry god
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9654
|
i must really be doing this love thing right
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9655
|
this study from used blood tests to confirm that the serotonin levels of the newly in love very closely resembled the serotonin levels of people who had been diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorder
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9656
|
and in fact and maybe you've heard this speaking going through a breakup is a lot like going through cocaine withdrawal which i find reassuring
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9657
|
that sounds terrible
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9658
|
falling is accidental it's uncontrollable
|
serious
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speaking style
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9659
|
and to think this through i want to focus on one metaphor in particular which is the idea of love as madness
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9660
|
while i can no longer remember what that argument was about i very clearly remember how i felt watching him leave
|
serious
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|
9661
|
we made up
|
serious
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|
9662
|
but the good news is it doesn't always last that long usually from a few months to a couple of years
|
serious
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speaking style
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9663
|
they argue that metaphors really do shape the way we experience the world and that they can even act as a guide for future actions like self fulfilling prophecies
|
serious
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speaking style
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9667
|
or that relationship was shorter than i had planned but it was still kind of beautiful
|
serious
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9682
|
the age of the universe between now and the big bang is a hundred billion in dog years
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9685
|
that kind of makes sense to us
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9709
|
this is about twice the of the united kingdom soon will be more considering where this country is going
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9710
|
you got to question everything that is told to you including what i just told you today
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9713
|
she was my childhood friend
|
serious
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9714
|
she also embraced violence
|
serious
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speaking style
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9715
|
in the the turnover of the red brigades on a yearly basis was seven million dollars
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9716
|
so there's the guy on offense without the ball the ball and he goes next to the guy guarding the guy with the ball and he kind of stays there and they both move and stuff happens and ta da it's a pick
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9718
|
but for you we recreated that moment at our weekly basketball game about weeks ago
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9719
|
the crowd goes wild
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9720
|
i'm not going to tell you how many times it took us to make that happen
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9723
|
but there are things that for example basketball coaches want to know
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9724
|
we taught it things like passes shots and rebounds
|
serious
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|
9725
|
basically things only professionals know
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9726
|
it really depends on the exact timing the distances the locations and that's what makes it hard
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9728
|
i won't go into details about what led to a decision i made but let's just say it involved alcohol cigarettes other substances and a woman
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9729
|
this man was very drunk and he was very interested in my camera until he noticed the women who handled him with smiles and at the ready of course
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9730
|
in i traveled to three war zones
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serious
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9731
|
in i went to liberia where a group of my friends and i did an independent self funded film still in progress on a very legendary and brutal war lord named general butt naked
|
serious
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9734
|
so what happens here the second story also to illustrate another concept is called shifting waistline
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9757
|
ok so multi health systems is a software company and i hope that nobody here in this room ever comes into contact with that software because if you do it means you're in prison
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9758
|
many of you will
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9760
|
i'll have it out later for tech demos
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9762
|
he wants to engineer success
|
serious
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|
9765
|
even the most data savvy companies get it wrong
|
serious
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|
9766
|
so even the most data savvy companies amazon and they sometimes get it wrong
|
serious
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|
9767
|
you put all of these bits and pieces back together again to come to your conclusion
|
serious
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|
9771
|
now i am the first to acknowledge that statistics has got somewhat of an image problem
|
humorous
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|
9772
|
the official figures show actually it's nearer to three quarters
|
humorous
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|
9775
|
it was a long held ambition of mine to bring down a statistics website due to public demand
|
humorous
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|
9777
|
he got for his own area
|
humorous
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