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9299
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and i said yes i would do that so i became the doctor in an absolutely awful movie called medicine ball caravan
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humorous
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speaking style
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9300
|
and then like everyone else in our generation we went to live in a himalayan monastery
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humorous
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speaking style
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9302
|
somebody reads very fast
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humorous
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speaking style
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9303
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but the joke is an epidemiologist likes to arrive at an epidemic right here and ride to glory on the downhill curve
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humorous
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speaking style
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9305
|
i love it
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humorous
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speaking style
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9306
|
these bad viruses really don't have any intention of showing up first in english or spanish or french
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humorous
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speaking style
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9308
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day one day two day three day four day five day six
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serious
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speaking style
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9309
|
by day nine you look at this picture and you're horrified i look at this picture and i say thank god because it's clear that this is only an ordinary case of smallpox and i know this child will live
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serious
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speaking style
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9310
|
i've probably had women die
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serious
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speaking style
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9311
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but in that year smallpox exploded throughout india
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serious
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speaking style
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9312
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so how we eradicated smallpox was mass vaccination wouldn't work
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serious
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speaking style
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9313
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and in the process i learned something very important
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serious
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speaking style
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9314
|
we raised the reward
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serious
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speaking style
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9315
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but smallpox was the fourth disease that was intended for eradication
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serious
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speaking style
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9316
|
now you'll get it you rascal was the response
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humorous
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speaking style
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9317
|
look what i found
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humorous
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speaking style
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9318
|
mostly they have the faces of our parents
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humorous
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speaking style
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9321
|
perhaps their art is something only their parents can bear and because they practice such art all day long people honestly get a little tired around kids
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serious
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speaking style
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9340
|
you know we all want to be someone who has watched but right now we want to watch ace ventura for the fourth time
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9341
|
it meant a connection to the world
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serious
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speaking style
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9342
|
but on a scale of one to for eyebrow raises if indicates that you've discovered a new particle this eyebrow raise is about a four
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9344
|
better than that my theorist colleagues i love my theorist colleagues my theorist colleagues wrote papers about this little bump
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humorous
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speaking style
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9347
|
i hope that's a non controversial statement
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9350
|
given the tone of the coverage you'd think that we had decided to shut down the and go home
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9352
|
then i would look at the stars and i would read about how well we understand gravity and i would think surely there must be some elegant way that these two systems match up
|
serious
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speaking style
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9353
|
it all started when we at cern saw something intriguing in our data a hint of a new particle an inkling of a possibly extraordinary answer to this question
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9354
|
to discover new particles we need to reach these bigger numbers
|
serious
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speaking style
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9356
|
gravity may seem super strong to you but it's actually crazily weak compared to the other forces of nature
|
serious
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speaking style
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9359
|
we saw a weird looking alien bump on a distant mountain but once we got closer we saw it was a rock
|
serious
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speaking style
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9361
|
but someone maybe she's in school right now maybe she's not even born yet could eventually guide us to see physics in a completely new way and to point out that perhaps we're just asking the wrong questions
|
serious
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speaking style
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9362
|
the little boat in front of it was the one in which years later christopher columbus crossed the atlantic
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9364
|
this picture is really fuzzy i apologize i had a bad cold when i took it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9366
|
new product from coke japan water salad
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9369
|
i don't want to get email from anybody i want to get
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9370
|
nobody
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9371
|
people are paying full price for both and the only thing they have in common is that they don't have anything in common
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9372
|
these guys make the loudest car stereo in the world
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9374
|
after you're cremated you can have yourself made into a gem
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9376
|
you don't have to like it but a tall dog made out of bushes in the middle of new york city is remarkable
|
humorous
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speaking style
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9377
|
but this guy named otto rohwedder invented sliced bread and he focused like most inventors did on the patent part and the making part
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9378
|
that what we are living in is a century of idea diffusion
|
serious
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speaking style
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9379
|
the way the tv industrial complex works is you buy some ads interrupt some people that gets you distribution
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9380
|
two of the big success stories of the last years in retail one sells things that are super expensive in a blue box and one sells things that are as cheap as they can make them
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9381
|
they sold a billion dollars' worth of chairs by reinventing what it meant to sell a chair
|
serious
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speaking style
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9382
|
they didn't want to buy his bread
|
serious
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speaking style
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9384
|
and when you talk to them they'll listen because they like listening it's about them
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9385
|
talk to them and make it easy for them to tell their friends
|
serious
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speaking style
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9387
|
the people who come up with stuff that's remarkable more often than not figure out how to put design to work for them
|
serious
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speaking style
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9388
|
very good is boring
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9392
|
they talk quickly with a little higher pitch
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9393
|
and we wanted to call our pediatrician but we also didn't want to make a bad first impression or come across as a crazy neurotic parent
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9396
|
you know i've been buzzed in the water
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9397
|
that was my point with that
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9399
|
now it's not a bad place to be a researcher either
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9401
|
and it seemed that whenever there was a camera around or a video or film camera it was a great deal harder to do for those in power to bury the story
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9410
|
this little syringe contains the moral molecule
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9411
|
we call them bastards
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9412
|
but interestingly high testosterone males are also more likely to use their own money to punish others for being selfish
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9413
|
and i took blood from the bride and the groom and the wedding party and the family and the friends before and immediately after the vows
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9414
|
give me a hug
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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9415
|
of course if you don't like to touch people i can always shove this up your nose
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9416
|
and i personally am obsessed with morality
|
serious
|
speaking style
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9417
|
one of them told me paul that is the world's idea
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9418
|
in other words i thought i could design an experiment to see if oxytocin made people moral
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9419
|
now luckily oxytocin is produced both in the brain and in the blood so i could do this experiment without learning neurosurgery
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9420
|
so in these countries more economic transactions occur and more wealth is created alleviating poverty
|
serious
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speaking style
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9421
|
so what we do in my lab is we tempt people with virtue and vice by using money
|
serious
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speaking style
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9422
|
and secondly i'm a recovering
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9423
|
so it's actually than self love it's unrequited self love
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
9425
|
buying it from us screams good taste
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9428
|
and the odds are seven to one against your finding the prince
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9431
|
that's how you get rationality
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9437
|
i like to think of what i do as a probability wave
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9438
|
what happens in vegas ends up on
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9439
|
management teams seem increasingly disconnected from their staff
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9440
|
and transparency allow companies to be in that room now
|
serious
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speaking style
|
9441
|
they can give them more control over pricing which is what the band did with its pay like online release of its album in rainbows
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9455
|
staring at you
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9458
|
and this led me to thinking about three different kinds of nights last night overnight all night long
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9460
|
then past used to and the last one which is my favorite with the very romantic and dramatic notion to it once upon a time
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9461
|
that means to fall in love in international sign
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9463
|
good job everyone
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9465
|
yet i realize now that that wasn't the case at all
|
serious
|
speaking style
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9466
|
hence this drawing
|
serious
|
speaking style
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9469
|
so i decided to reclaim ownership of sound and to put it into my art practice
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9471
|
they help me to be heard
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9472
|
and the same holds true for a concept in
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9474
|
i was brought up like this i got used to doing it this way when i read a written word in simplified spelling my eyes hurt
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9475
|
neither the question nor the answer are new in the spanish language
|
serious
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speaking style
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9479
|
the test step take a moment to think about yourself
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9483
|
so givers spend a lot of time trying to help other people and improve the team and then unfortunately they suffer along the way
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9485
|
that could be as simple as making an introduction between two people who could benefit from knowing each other
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9486
|
the factor that stood out on the floors where help seeking was common where it was the norm was there was just one nurse whose sole job it was to help other nurses on the unit
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9492
|
spock
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9493
|
who are on par with strangers
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9495
|
according to the american time use survey mothers still do twice as much childcare as fathers which is better than it was in erma day but i still think that something she wrote is highly relevant i have not been alone in the bathroom since october
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9497
|
i cannot tell you how much this distresses me
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
9499
|
i see anxiety
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9500
|
our roles as mothers and fathers have changed
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
9501
|
kids were considered economic assets
|
serious
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