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12189
and the proper translation of ergo sum is i shake things up therefore i am
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metaphor is not just the detection of patterns it is the creation of patterns
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third step is cognitive dissonance
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and secondly to convince you that every home really ought to have a scanning electron microscope
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really
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no coincidence that these were taken by rob who is an artist and i think it's someone with a design and artistic eye like him that has managed to bring out the best in pollen
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that's about a of a millimeter
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this one i particularly like
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it gets on to things and it sticks to them
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he dreamt of acquiring land riches and power through military conquest
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his formidably equipped army won batter after battle and within years his tiny kingdom had succeeded in conquering all its larger richer more powerful neighbors to found the mighty chinese empire
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i'm here to tell you that the way our textbooks particularly mass adopted textbooks teach math reasoning and patient problem solving it's functionally equivalent to turning on two and a half men and calling it a day
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we instead just watch the end of the movie
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so i'd like to talk about why that is why that's such a calamity for society what we can do about it and to close with why this is an amazing time to be a math teacher
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and then the other one percent is eagerly looking for the formula to apply in that situation
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get back into my body now
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you just have to always adjust to what's happening and realize you'll have bummer notes come here and there and listen to it adjust it and just move on or else you'll get too tied up and go crazy
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better put that up
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12220
i bet those prehistoric cave artists would have loved to know how to draw better
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within years physicists discovered the whole explanation expressed as usual in elegant symbols
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that's specifically to diffuse our anger because supposedly we feel good about
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there were puffs under the little colorless eyes with creases running from them
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and the thing is is that oil is really an abstraction for us as the american consumer
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and when i hear music that i don't like i try to make it better
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my dad was always whistling around the house and i just thought that's part of communication in my family
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but that didn't happen
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but unfortunately about dollars was spent on the project
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this is the last one
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and two weeks after this drawing was done we actually had our first project contract at on robotic cockroaches which was very frightening to me
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we think
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the launch is the difficult part you've got to hold it high up over your head and you start walking forward and just let go of it and you can control it like that
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so i can do it oops that was going to be a right turn
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and these are no longer in production so you have real collector's items
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and everybody would talk to me but all the professionals in the field hated each other and they wouldn't communicate
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that's the wild nature portion
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you don't need to dig down for these chemicals and we can do things much more efficiently
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i have a helios
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battery powered it is silent and rarely noticed
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he's got it he's got it he's got it on his head
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all right
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if i had known it was you i would never have said those things
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at this point i get a different kind of response
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12261
marriage material
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she also had no face
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we don't trust her to make her own decisions
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i graduated high school in may and i graduated high school in may and i decided that i was going to start up a company to commercialize these technologies that i've developed these revolutionary detectors for scanning cargo containers and these systems to produce medical isotopes but i want to do this and i've slowly been building up a team of some of the most incredible people i've ever had the chance to work with and i'm really prepared to make this a reality
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that's between say at an average use that's maybe to homes could run off that
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instead of four overzealous chefs trying to break into the limelight something that i would know nothing about these chefs were school chefs you know the women that you used to call lunch ladies but the ones i insist we call school chefs
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now i know it's been a long time since most of you have had a school lunch and we've made a lot of progress on nutrition but still is not a staple in most school cafeterias
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it was a strange choice and it was super crunchy
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but the year donna changed the menus the bears not only won their division they went on to win the state championship beating the peach county trojans
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everybody in my family basically teaches except for me
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something that would fill them up
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meet allison
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she'll have better behavior
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all of these things were made during the last years
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and finally i had received a document that i had accomplished my apprenticeship successfully that i had behaved morally and this document was given to me by the guild of roof rail diggers oven setters chimney sweeps and potters
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my mother thought that this was not very proper so she sat with us to add propriety to this activity
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my colleagues had thoughtfully put on the wheel where i was supposed to work a very nicely modeled natural man's organs
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if i go on like this you will be here till midnight
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this is a portrait of my daughter and myself
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in my shop where i studied or learned there was a traditional hierarchy of master journeyman and learned worker and apprentice and i worked as the apprentice
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there he made an art department for me where i worked for several months
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and i got several answers and i accepted the one which was farthest from home and practically i thought halfway to america
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i was finally there although i had nothing to do i was a foreign expert
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hello santa claus
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you see car sort of resembled a car that was driven earlier in the evening by a man who raped a female and titus kind of resembled that rapist
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san diego bay is another example mobile bay or chesapeake bay but the reality is as sea level rises there's going to be lots and lots of new opportunities to consider
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why are we talking about here you see a graph showing you the different types of crops that are being considered for making so you can see some things like soybean which makes gallons per acre per year or sunflower or canola or or palm and that tall graph there shows what can contribute
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let's take a look
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he was hiding from the pitiful look in people's eyes
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not even close
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mini me
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and the talk you heard about ethanol earlier today to me is the final triumph of corn over good sense
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and that tool is very simply as chris suggested looking at us and the world from the plants' or the animals' point of view
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worse news that's even edinburgh
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anyway i came back from australia and despite the obvious risks to my health i moved to aberdeen
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i could accept that
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we are left with this missing space of increased deaths the further north you go
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it turns out that had been cultivated for more than five thousand years and is probably the oldest cultivated cereal in africa
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this is a public budget
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my father was responsible for building roads in and he had developed a firm stance against corruption even though he was harassed and threatened
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i decide consciously to raise my arm and the damn thing goes up
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first of all i had black hair before that
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there is a conflict in developing world cities for money for government investment
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the bible is interesting but strange
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uh oh
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it is not important if i like the job or not
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only my friends supported me but they were kids just as powerless as i was
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in high school a classmate once said that brian goldman would study for a blood test
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that means that ballplayer batted safely hit safely three times out of at bats
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and i did well i graduated with honors cum laude
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relations through top down policy changes and judicial system reforms
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and a record executive walked up to me and invited me to nashville tennessee to make a record
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chinese outside your door the world is waiting
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and i've collaborated with so many incredible inspirational musicians around the world
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in assessing the merits of such tales it's probably wise to keep in mind that old sailor's saw that the only difference between a fairytale and a sea story is a fairytale begins once upon a time and a sea story begins this ain't no shit
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it was mike that got me invited to the squid summit a gathering of squid experts at the discovery channel that summer during shark week
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so i set up a on the bottom of the ocean and i had each of these fly by at the same speed and distance and recorded the sound they made
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