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12407
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that's visible to our eye but it's the equivalent of infrared in the deep sea
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serious
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speaking style
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12408
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big events in my life a strange child
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humorous
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speaking style
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12409
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coal powered industrial revolution in this country oil gas sorry
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humorous
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speaking style
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12410
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and sorry about that but this is what turns me on
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humorous
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speaking style
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12411
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solar can do it and we certainly have to develop solar
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serious
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speaking style
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12412
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because they know that that is one sure way to do carbon free energy
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serious
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speaking style
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12413
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but small atoms want to join together small nuclei want to join together to make bigger ones to go towards iron
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serious
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speaking style
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12415
|
like the bermuda triangle nobody ever reports back from there
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humorous
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speaking style
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12416
|
looking at your vagina she said is a full day's work
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humorous
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speaking style
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12417
|
mainly because no one's ever asked them before
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humorous
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speaking style
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12419
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if you use it during sex trying to be politically correct darling would you stroke my vagina you kill the act right there
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humorous
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speaking style
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12420
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you need to air out your pussycat
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humorous
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speaking style
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12426
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and i was thinking about how being with these extraordinary people on this particular panel that it's beneath beyond and between and the vagina kind of fits into all those categories
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humorous
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speaking style
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12429
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they began as casual vagina interviews and they turned into vagina monologues
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serious
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speaking style
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12434
|
what i have learned is two things one that the epidemic of violence towards women is shocking it's global it is so profound and it is so devastating and it is so in every little pocket of every little crater of every little society that we don't even recognize it because it's become ordinary
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serious
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speaking style
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12435
|
and women lifted their and ate this ice cream
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serious
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speaking style
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12439
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there has been no response to the disappearance and not one person has been held accountable
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serious
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speaking style
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12440
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i met her three years ago in kenya
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serious
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speaking style
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12441
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when i was a little girl i grew up in a wealthy community it was an upper middle class white community and it had all the trappings and the looks of a perfectly nice wonderful great life
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serious
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speaking style
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12462
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it's nice i'm sure to be young and rude but some day you'll be old unless you drop dead as i wish
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12463
|
discouraging data on the antidepressant
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humorous
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speaking style
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12464
|
i like animals look how much they like them
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humorous
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speaking style
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12465
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that's sort of fun right that's a bad zoo
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12467
|
now we could fit more cartoons in the magazine if we removed the articles
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12468
|
here's one of his cartoons
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humorous
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speaking style
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12469
|
i just wish he were a little more pro israel
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humorous
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speaking style
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12470
|
no shit you really sold a cartoon to the fucking new yorker magazine
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12471
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it requires thinking on the part of the cartoonist and thinking on your part to make it into a cartoon
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12472
|
this is what lemmings believe
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12473
|
you know it's my view basically about religion that the real conflict and all the fights between religion is who has the best imaginary friend
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12474
|
get out of here
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humorous
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speaking style
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12475
|
i'm thinking about having a child
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humorous
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speaking style
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12477
|
generally about percent of the people liked it
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serious
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speaking style
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12480
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that really is how humor works
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serious
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speaking style
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12481
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white said analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog
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serious
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speaking style
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12482
|
who is he he's the critic
|
serious
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speaking style
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12484
|
office worker let me look at it
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serious
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speaking style
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12487
|
please help god
|
serious
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speaking style
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12488
|
when we're in a playful mood we want excitement
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serious
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speaking style
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12489
|
you want to be transgressed
|
serious
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speaking style
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12490
|
if you arouse people enough and get them stimulated enough they will laugh at very very little
|
serious
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speaking style
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12491
|
i thought i'd never laugh again
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serious
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speaking style
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12492
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okay that could happen
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serious
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speaking style
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12522
|
then i don't look it but i was the indian national squash champion for three years
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humorous
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speaking style
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12524
|
elders came to me and said are you running from the police i said no
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humorous
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speaking style
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12525
|
this is waterproofing the roof
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humorous
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speaking style
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12526
|
this technology the women will not share with the men
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humorous
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speaking style
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12527
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unfortunately they're almost half german they're so precise
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12528
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and the girl who's on her left turned to me and looked at the queen straight in the eye and said please tell her i'm the prime minister
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humorous
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speaking style
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12529
|
these puppets are made out of recycled world bank reports
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humorous
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speaking style
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12531
|
one lesson we learned in india was men are
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humorous
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speaking style
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12532
|
tell a woman
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humorous
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speaking style
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12533
|
it doesn't matter
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humorous
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speaking style
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12535
|
you have to have a dignity of labor
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serious
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speaking style
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12536
|
a traditional bone setter is a professional
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serious
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speaking style
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12537
|
there are no contracts no written contracts
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serious
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speaking style
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12538
|
it doesn't matter if you fail
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serious
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speaking style
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12540
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i said yes they made the blueprints but the barefoot architects actually constructed the college
|
serious
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speaking style
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12541
|
i was in a bit of a spot
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serious
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speaking style
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12545
|
she looks after goats in the morning but she's prime minister in the evening
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serious
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speaking style
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12547
|
trade off to trade that off for a focus
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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12548
|
this as many of you have probably guessed is a recently emptied beer can in portugal
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humorous
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speaking style
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12552
|
but i was in milan and saw this street sign and was very happy to see that apparently this idea of minimalism has even been translated by the graffiti artist
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12553
|
and the end of print is now in its fifth printing
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12554
|
but i decided i liked this contents page i liked the way it looks so i kept it
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12556
|
there comes a leap in consciousness call it intuition or what you will and the solution just comes to you and you don't know from where or why
|
serious
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speaking style
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12557
|
just because something's legible doesn't means it communicates
|
serious
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speaking style
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12560
|
and this continued through the entire magazine
|
serious
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speaking style
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12562
|
what's next what's next is going to be people
|
serious
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speaking style
|
12565
|
easy when you know how
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12569
|
the sketches are in black and white here but in my mind they have colors
|
serious
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speaking style
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12570
|
again none of this is new that's why shakespeare and the stoics were telling us this centuries ago but shakespeare never had to face emails in a day
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12571
|
i sometimes think i'd rather give up meat or sex or wine than the chance to check on my emails
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12572
|
and i really began to feel that if you were lucky enough to walk around the temples of tibet or to wander along the in havana with music passing all around you you could bring those sounds and the high cobalt skies and the flash of the blue ocean back to your friends at home and really bring some magic and clarity to your own life
|
serious
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speaking style
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12573
|
and by going nowhere i mean nothing more intimidating than taking a few minutes out of every day or a few days out of every season or even as some people do a few years out of a life in order to sit still long enough to find out what moves you most to recall where your truest happiness lies and to remember that sometimes making a living and making a life point in opposite directions
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serious
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speaking style
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12574
|
he's thinking of course it's all a concept of injecting typefaces into i don't know how to say it in english in order to make them become to almost have a song or a whole poem written with every ejaculation
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12575
|
and it's great because it seems like every time i change jobs
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serious
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speaking style
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12576
|
i'm not sure why there is a hole in this particular man
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12577
|
and that was fantastic for the future of commercial aviation
|
serious
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speaking style
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12580
|
i had the chance a little while back to ride in the autonomous car which is as cool as it sounds
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12582
|
you conclude actually that none of these things have mattered very much
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12583
|
we'd find a bunch of fairly similar looking people
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12587
|
i'm with him i'm going to echo his words i for one welcome our new computer overlords
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humorous
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speaking style
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12588
|
corporate profits are quite high in fact if you include bank profits they're higher than they've ever been
|
serious
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speaking style
|
12589
|
the decade that we've just been through had relatively anemic job growth all throughout especially when we compare it to other decades and the are the only time we have on record where there were fewer people working at the end of the decade than at the beginning
|
serious
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speaking style
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12590
|
so if these predictions are accurate that gap is not going to close
|
serious
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speaking style
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12591
|
now we have multi language instantaneous automatic translation services available for free via many of our devices all the way down to
|
serious
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speaking style
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12592
|
a lot of people look at this and they say ok but those are very specific narrow tasks and most knowledge workers are actually generalists
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serious
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speaking style
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12593
|
so in short yeah the are coming for our jobs
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serious
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speaking style
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12595
|
and i want to say to that very clearly nonsense
|
serious
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speaking style
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12596
|
and some governments told me that it's fascinating that the younger generation actually thinks about these things
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12598
|
if you fail the test they ask you to leave the country
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12599
|
if your car is driving outside israel it's been stolen
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12600
|
and there will be about a percent chance we'll recover him
|
humorous
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speaking style
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12601
|
so i went out and researched ethanol and found out you need the amazon in your backyard in every country
|
serious
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speaking style
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12602
|
so one it has to be more convenient than a car
|
serious
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speaking style
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12603
|
and so the thought that i started with was how do you do this still within the boundary of the science we know today no time for science fair no time for playing around with things or waiting for the magic battery to show up
|
serious
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speaking style
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12604
|
the network has two components in them
|
serious
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speaking style
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12605
|
it just doesn't work
|
serious
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speaking style
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12606
|
i used to teach my students that there are some things you know computers just aren't good at like driving a car through traffic
|
humorous
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speaking style
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