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12969
and as we like to say and i know there are a lot of americans in the audience here if americans want to live the american dream they should go to denmark
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12970
this again is life expectancy
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12973
and then i thought nah that wouldn't be very nice
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12974
we didn't all know each other but we all kind of trusted each other and that basic feeling of trust permeated the whole network and there was a real sense that we could depend on each other to do things
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12975
it was actually interesting that such a communist principle was the basis of a system developed during the cold war by the defense department but it obviously worked really well and we all saw what happened with the internet
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12977
and then they shot him
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12978
now i like to point out that we were on that list with a lot of really cool places
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12979
i thought what a stupid website
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12980
and i came to the conclusion that we had built an incredible quality of life if you happen to be a car
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12981
well that's when all hell broke loose
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12982
when we look at the demographic shifts of people coming from the west it appears that what we're seeing now is the wrath of grapes
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12983
you're welcome
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12984
our banking industry our oil and gas industry our commercial real estate industry were all at the bottom of the economic scale
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12986
well i finally decided i needed to lose weight and i knew i could because i'd done it so many times before so i simply stopped eating as much
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12987
and as a result people tend to spread out
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12988
now the web address was
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12989
and the large companies they typically have wonderful wellness programs but the medium sized companies that typically fall between the cracks on issues like this they started to get engaged and used our program as a model for their own employees to try and have contests to see who might be able to deal with their obesity situation in a way that could be proactively beneficial to others
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13006
but you open one of the garage doors and there is a professional size boxing ring inside
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13008
i mean show the colleges you care about others
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13011
what i'm saying is our kids need us to be a little less obsessed with grades and scores and a whole lot more interested in childhood providing a foundation for their success built on things like love and chores
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13013
but at the other end of the spectrum there's a lot of harm going on there as well where parents feel a kid can't be successful unless the parent is protecting and preventing at every turn and hovering over every happening and micromanaging every moment and steering their kid towards some small subset of colleges and careers
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13014
they're brittle
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13015
yeah
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13018
one in a toasted peanut skin and the other also adopted more on the beige side like a pancake
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13019
i chose one with the skin color of a lobster when
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13020
i was made of flesh but i wasn't pink
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13021
is a pursuit to highlight our true colors rather than the untrue white red black or yellow associated with race
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13022
i'm a guy who has graduated from bullshit to full shit
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13023
i don't know if we indians can be proud of such a distinction
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13024
and when we look at the reason for poor quality water you find that it is our abysmal attitude to the disposal of human waste
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13025
they decide to build a toilet and a shower room
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13064
we are looking down in the archive and when we are down into there is only austria and sweden that can produce numbers
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13065
and i'm going to stage a race here between this sort of yellowish ford here and the red toyota down there and the brownish volvo
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13066
that's the part where i sold the volvo and bought the toyota
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13067
that's when i believe statistics when it's grandma verified statistics
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13068
but they're very small you know they're so close to the hospital we can never beat them out in these forests
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13069
i lectured on this for ikea and they wanted to see the sofa immediately here
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13070
i only know two types of wine red and white
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13075
at that time there was a we and them
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13079
and it moves up with mao tse tung getting health not getting so rich
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13081
there's a discrepancy in what's happening today in the emerging economies
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13091
so this is an image of diana looking at camilla kissing her husband and this was a sequence of images
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13094
i had no idea this plastic cup was so powerful
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13095
only because her name happens to sound like a boy's was she able to finagle her way into the government immigration exam to come to the united states
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13106
i know that in he no longer ruled the soviet union but that's the best picture that i can find
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13107
the first question there is why china has grown so much faster than india
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13124
and i was afraid not for myself but i was afraid that i was going to lose him that he was going to sink into one of his states and that i would ruin his relationship with the violin if i started talking about scales and and other exciting forms of didactic violin pedagogy
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13127
and we started talking about music from bach to beethoven and brahms bruckner all the b's from all the way up to
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13130
and so it was an incredibly painful time in my life and yet it really started to give me the humility to start listening
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13136
because it suggests we should do something
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13137
that's a longer story
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13139
and so what do you do you go on vacation
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13140
i'm going to make a prediction
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13141
so once we do that i'll no longer be angry
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13142
it is absolutely possible
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13145
they created something that worked for them
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13148
they said it was the agrarian calendar and people had but let me tell you why that doesn't make sense
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13151
okay yeah there are two
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13152
none of those are on my bucket list
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13153
and unfortunately i'm sad to report that right now we might be in the grips of one of the most disastrous certainly of my career and one consistent is never end well
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13166
when i walked out on stage some of you may have been thinking this is going to be hilarious because everybody knows that fat people are funny
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13167
whereas some of you might have thought black would have been so much more slimming
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13171
the impact of seeing a bunch of defiant fat women in flowery swimming caps and bathers throwing their legs in the air without a care should not be underestimated
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13173
we live in a culture where being fat is seen as being a bad person lazy greedy unhealthy irresponsible and morally suspect
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13176
there are doctors academics and who have written countless volumes on the many facets of this complex subject
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13177
the very idea of a fat dance work by such a prestigious company was to put it mildly controversial because nothing like it had ever been done on mainstream dance stages before anywhere in the world
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13179
by advocating for self determination and respect for all of us we can shift society's reluctance to embrace diversity and start to celebrate the myriad ways there are to have a body
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13180
that's an englishman asking an irishman to be succinct
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13181
i mean it's about three rolling stones farewell concerts away
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13182
three thousand years ago civilization just getting started on the banks of the nile some slaves jewish shepherds in this instance smelling of sheep shit i guess proclaimed to the pharaoh sitting high on his throne we your majesty ness are equal to you
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13183
they turn a social network from virtual to actual and kind of the century
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13184
see
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13185
i mean the functional impairment is clear
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13186
i think i'd like to stay in it forever
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13188
then at the age of eight we moved to botswana
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13189
but he didn't
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13191
for example i get people to dress up their vacuum cleaners
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13193
this was a mother's day gift
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13194
i heard you were looking for me
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13196
i look at this photo and he seems really interested in what's going on with that button but it doesn't seem like he is really that interested in crossing the street
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13197
this is kind of like something i used to do in third grade
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13198
and i asked people to send me beautiful things made out of the
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13199
and this is what came to me
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13202
this was at a distance realizing that someone was feeling something wanting to affect them in a particular way using media to do it putting it online and realizing that there was a greater impact
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13203
and have to do something with it
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13205
and so i said let's put this together in an album
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13206
our conversation started with me saying bored and her replying i'm bored i eat pretzels
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13207
he died long after he left the pillow at my house but we never got around to returning it
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13212
and they said absolutely not
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13213
it's hard for me to believe that it's been years since i had the experience of being a ninth grade kid in birmingham alabama a kid who loved getting a's a kid who loved math who loved to read a kid who would say to the teacher when the teacher said here are problems to the class this little fat kid would say give us more
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13215
i believe our cars can talk about us behind our backs
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13216
i was a young driver out on the highway and the car in front of me i saw the brake lights go on
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13217
i felt the abs kick in and the car is still going and it's not going to stop and i know it's not going to stop and the air bag deploys the car is totaled and fortunately no one was hurt
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13219
if this was a group of beekeepers you would have everyone from the card carrying member who's you know live free or die to the you know the self expressed quirky san francisco backyard pig farmer
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13220
okay thanks
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13222
it was called that because a guy in israel first found it and he now regrets profoundly calling it that disease because of course there's the implication
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13223
and so this opens up the whole idea of looking at colony health
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13225
maybe you thought that was scary but actually there's no amount of drugs you can take that can get you as high as if you think you're jesus christ
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13227
maybe no one's really crazy
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13236
eight hundred two liter soda bottles oh yea
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