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12969
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and as we like to say and i know there are a lot of americans in the audience here if americans want to live the american dream they should go to denmark
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12970
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this again is life expectancy
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serious
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12973
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and then i thought nah that wouldn't be very nice
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humorous
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12974
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we didn't all know each other but we all kind of trusted each other and that basic feeling of trust permeated the whole network and there was a real sense that we could depend on each other to do things
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serious
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12975
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it was actually interesting that such a communist principle was the basis of a system developed during the cold war by the defense department but it obviously worked really well and we all saw what happened with the internet
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12977
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and then they shot him
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humorous
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12978
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now i like to point out that we were on that list with a lot of really cool places
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humorous
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12979
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i thought what a stupid website
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humorous
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12980
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and i came to the conclusion that we had built an incredible quality of life if you happen to be a car
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humorous
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12981
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well that's when all hell broke loose
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humorous
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speaking style
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12982
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when we look at the demographic shifts of people coming from the west it appears that what we're seeing now is the wrath of grapes
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humorous
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12983
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you're welcome
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serious
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12984
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our banking industry our oil and gas industry our commercial real estate industry were all at the bottom of the economic scale
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serious
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12986
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well i finally decided i needed to lose weight and i knew i could because i'd done it so many times before so i simply stopped eating as much
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serious
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12987
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and as a result people tend to spread out
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serious
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12988
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now the web address was
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serious
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12989
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and the large companies they typically have wonderful wellness programs but the medium sized companies that typically fall between the cracks on issues like this they started to get engaged and used our program as a model for their own employees to try and have contests to see who might be able to deal with their obesity situation in a way that could be proactively beneficial to others
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13006
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but you open one of the garage doors and there is a professional size boxing ring inside
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humorous
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13008
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i mean show the colleges you care about others
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humorous
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13011
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what i'm saying is our kids need us to be a little less obsessed with grades and scores and a whole lot more interested in childhood providing a foundation for their success built on things like love and chores
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humorous
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speaking style
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13013
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but at the other end of the spectrum there's a lot of harm going on there as well where parents feel a kid can't be successful unless the parent is protecting and preventing at every turn and hovering over every happening and micromanaging every moment and steering their kid towards some small subset of colleges and careers
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serious
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13014
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they're brittle
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serious
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13015
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yeah
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serious
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13018
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one in a toasted peanut skin and the other also adopted more on the beige side like a pancake
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humorous
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13019
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i chose one with the skin color of a lobster when
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humorous
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13020
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i was made of flesh but i wasn't pink
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serious
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13021
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is a pursuit to highlight our true colors rather than the untrue white red black or yellow associated with race
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serious
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13022
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i'm a guy who has graduated from bullshit to full shit
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humorous
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13023
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i don't know if we indians can be proud of such a distinction
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humorous
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13024
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and when we look at the reason for poor quality water you find that it is our abysmal attitude to the disposal of human waste
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serious
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13025
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they decide to build a toilet and a shower room
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serious
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13064
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we are looking down in the archive and when we are down into there is only austria and sweden that can produce numbers
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humorous
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13065
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and i'm going to stage a race here between this sort of yellowish ford here and the red toyota down there and the brownish volvo
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humorous
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13066
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that's the part where i sold the volvo and bought the toyota
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humorous
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13067
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that's when i believe statistics when it's grandma verified statistics
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humorous
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13068
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but they're very small you know they're so close to the hospital we can never beat them out in these forests
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humorous
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13069
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i lectured on this for ikea and they wanted to see the sofa immediately here
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humorous
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speaking style
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13070
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i only know two types of wine red and white
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humorous
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13075
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at that time there was a we and them
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serious
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13079
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and it moves up with mao tse tung getting health not getting so rich
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serious
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speaking style
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13081
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there's a discrepancy in what's happening today in the emerging economies
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serious
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13091
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so this is an image of diana looking at camilla kissing her husband and this was a sequence of images
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serious
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13094
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i had no idea this plastic cup was so powerful
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humorous
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13095
|
only because her name happens to sound like a boy's was she able to finagle her way into the government immigration exam to come to the united states
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serious
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13106
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i know that in he no longer ruled the soviet union but that's the best picture that i can find
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humorous
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13107
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the first question there is why china has grown so much faster than india
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serious
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13124
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and i was afraid not for myself but i was afraid that i was going to lose him that he was going to sink into one of his states and that i would ruin his relationship with the violin if i started talking about scales and and other exciting forms of didactic violin pedagogy
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humorous
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13127
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and we started talking about music from bach to beethoven and brahms bruckner all the b's from all the way up to
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serious
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13130
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and so it was an incredibly painful time in my life and yet it really started to give me the humility to start listening
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serious
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13136
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because it suggests we should do something
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humorous
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13137
|
that's a longer story
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humorous
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13139
|
and so what do you do you go on vacation
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humorous
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13140
|
i'm going to make a prediction
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humorous
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13141
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so once we do that i'll no longer be angry
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humorous
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13142
|
it is absolutely possible
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serious
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13145
|
they created something that worked for them
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serious
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13148
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they said it was the agrarian calendar and people had but let me tell you why that doesn't make sense
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serious
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13151
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okay yeah there are two
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serious
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13152
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none of those are on my bucket list
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humorous
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13153
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and unfortunately i'm sad to report that right now we might be in the grips of one of the most disastrous certainly of my career and one consistent is never end well
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serious
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13166
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when i walked out on stage some of you may have been thinking this is going to be hilarious because everybody knows that fat people are funny
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humorous
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13167
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whereas some of you might have thought black would have been so much more slimming
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humorous
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13171
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the impact of seeing a bunch of defiant fat women in flowery swimming caps and bathers throwing their legs in the air without a care should not be underestimated
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humorous
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13173
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we live in a culture where being fat is seen as being a bad person lazy greedy unhealthy irresponsible and morally suspect
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serious
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13176
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there are doctors academics and who have written countless volumes on the many facets of this complex subject
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serious
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13177
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the very idea of a fat dance work by such a prestigious company was to put it mildly controversial because nothing like it had ever been done on mainstream dance stages before anywhere in the world
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serious
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13179
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by advocating for self determination and respect for all of us we can shift society's reluctance to embrace diversity and start to celebrate the myriad ways there are to have a body
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13180
|
that's an englishman asking an irishman to be succinct
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humorous
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13181
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i mean it's about three rolling stones farewell concerts away
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humorous
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13182
|
three thousand years ago civilization just getting started on the banks of the nile some slaves jewish shepherds in this instance smelling of sheep shit i guess proclaimed to the pharaoh sitting high on his throne we your majesty ness are equal to you
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serious
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13183
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they turn a social network from virtual to actual and kind of the century
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serious
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13184
|
see
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humorous
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13185
|
i mean the functional impairment is clear
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serious
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13186
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i think i'd like to stay in it forever
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humorous
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13188
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then at the age of eight we moved to botswana
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serious
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13189
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but he didn't
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serious
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13191
|
for example i get people to dress up their vacuum cleaners
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humorous
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13193
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this was a mother's day gift
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humorous
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speaking style
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13194
|
i heard you were looking for me
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humorous
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13196
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i look at this photo and he seems really interested in what's going on with that button but it doesn't seem like he is really that interested in crossing the street
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humorous
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13197
|
this is kind of like something i used to do in third grade
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humorous
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13198
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and i asked people to send me beautiful things made out of the
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humorous
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13199
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and this is what came to me
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serious
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13202
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this was at a distance realizing that someone was feeling something wanting to affect them in a particular way using media to do it putting it online and realizing that there was a greater impact
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serious
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13203
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and have to do something with it
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serious
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13205
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and so i said let's put this together in an album
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serious
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13206
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our conversation started with me saying bored and her replying i'm bored i eat pretzels
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serious
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13207
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he died long after he left the pillow at my house but we never got around to returning it
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serious
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13212
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and they said absolutely not
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humorous
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13213
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it's hard for me to believe that it's been years since i had the experience of being a ninth grade kid in birmingham alabama a kid who loved getting a's a kid who loved math who loved to read a kid who would say to the teacher when the teacher said here are problems to the class this little fat kid would say give us more
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serious
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13215
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i believe our cars can talk about us behind our backs
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humorous
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13216
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i was a young driver out on the highway and the car in front of me i saw the brake lights go on
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serious
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13217
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i felt the abs kick in and the car is still going and it's not going to stop and i know it's not going to stop and the air bag deploys the car is totaled and fortunately no one was hurt
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serious
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speaking style
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13219
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if this was a group of beekeepers you would have everyone from the card carrying member who's you know live free or die to the you know the self expressed quirky san francisco backyard pig farmer
|
humorous
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13220
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okay thanks
|
humorous
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13222
|
it was called that because a guy in israel first found it and he now regrets profoundly calling it that disease because of course there's the implication
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serious
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13223
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and so this opens up the whole idea of looking at colony health
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serious
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13225
|
maybe you thought that was scary but actually there's no amount of drugs you can take that can get you as high as if you think you're jesus christ
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humorous
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13227
|
maybe no one's really crazy
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serious
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13236
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eight hundred two liter soda bottles oh yea
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