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13237
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it adds together the interference pattern from two raindrops that land near each other
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13238
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but when i was united states poet laureate and i love saying that
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13240
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one of my students came up after class an introductory class and she said you know poetry is harder than writing which i found both erroneous and profound
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13241
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he says that if at first you don't succeed hide all evidence you ever tried
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13244
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but then again it took us a long time to put the wheel and the suitcase together
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13245
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and surely if you're reading a poem that mentions a cow you don't need on the facing page a drawing of a cow
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13250
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so the little poem is called the dead
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13252
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my name's and the title of my talk is still figuring it out and the ms paint quality of my slides was a total creative decision in keeping with today's theme and has nothing to do with my inability to use
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13253
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and this is not true and actually reconciling all the contradictions i was feeling became easier once i understood that feminism was not a rulebook but a discussion a conversation a process and this is a spread from a zine that i made last year when i i mean i think i've let myself go a bit on the illustration front since
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13254
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they don't seem to suffer from the same fear of heights that humans do
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13255
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and it would be a lovely thing to be able to wave to someone and have all our wave at the same time
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13257
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in recent historic times about percent of the coast redwood forest was cut down especially in a series of bursts of intense liquidation logging clear cutting that took place in the through the early
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13260
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you know it's heartbreaking
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humorous
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13261
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i don't know whether i should be saying that in an open forum but i was really impressed
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humorous
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13263
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i said you know your marriage is the subject of global obsession
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humorous
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13264
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it's all about the truth
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humorous
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13267
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trying to tell the world what we were seeing brought us accusations of bias of siding with one side of not seeing the whole side and just you know trying to tell one story
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13268
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so that is where for me i understood that objectivity means giving all sides an equal hearing and talking to all sides but not treating all sides equally not creating a forced moral equivalence or a factual equivalence
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13271
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i mean people have written about this phenomenon
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13284
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we busted a lot of balloons
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13285
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i have the incredible good fortune to work at a factory
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13287
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if that had been a dog i would have laid him out
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13288
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it's a difficult choice right rear end owner
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13289
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we don't take the dog's point of view into account
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13293
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and since i'm a big list maker i actually listed them all
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humorous
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13295
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so you could drive up into the mountains freely blasting the police on the new sony walkman
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humorous
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13296
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or they had this apple by yoko ono that of course later on was you know made into the label for the beatles
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13297
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now what i took away from the exhibit was that maybe with the exception of the most of the pieces in there were actually about the visualization of happiness and not about happiness
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13298
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you know that's not a big deal to accomplish
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13299
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you're just in there watching the incredible subtle changes of color in the sky
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13300
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try not to get stuck doing the same thing or try not get stuck behind the computer all day
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13301
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and then we did one more of these
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13302
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well i hadn't thought of that one
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humorous
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13303
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and when i try to explain my work to her she waved away all the details and she said neil there's only one question that really matters
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humorous
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13304
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people wonder you know how do you have time to do this and so on
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13305
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we had an amazing childhood
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13306
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and how can you avoid being annoyed by her i just take off my and i don't hear anything
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humorous
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13307
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i know he doesn't hear well because i've heard him do karaoke
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humorous
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13308
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and when it comes to sensory restoration we're still very far away from being able to provide beauty
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13309
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now i'd like to impress upon you how unusual it is that we can hear music
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13310
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because imagine my motivation standing between this strong healthy crowd
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humorous
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13311
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there's this quote when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love even if it's not a good idea
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13315
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i frequently ask how many have heard of any other political party and there's always just scattered hands in the audience compared to this first question which is one half to two thirds
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13317
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they had six million between them and we beat them
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13318
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you can see this most clearly when you take away someone's watch and you shut them into a bunker deep underground for a couple of months
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13319
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we evolved as a species near the equator and so we're very well equipped to deal with hours of daylight and hours of darkness
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13320
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i get a great sense of comfort from looking at an excel spreadsheet even very simple ones
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humorous
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13321
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and these faults would release these petrochemical fumes from underneath the earth's crust and the oracle literally sat right above these faults inhaling enormous amounts of ethylene gas these fissures
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13324
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they enjoyed it
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13325
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it would take a couple of days and then eventually she would come out of it giving you her predictions as your answer
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13327
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so because of all of this our oracle is a billion industry
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13328
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i study and i advise companies on the patterns of how people use technology and one of my interest areas is data
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13329
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so i did things like working as a street vendor selling dumplings to construction workers
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13330
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if your name was harry baker then our names would be the same
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13331
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so i thought i'd start with a love poem about prime numbers
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13332
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that reaction is why i didn't
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13339
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it was people from all around the world speaking in their native languages to be judged by five french strangers
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13340
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and we could watch paper tv and it would all be pay
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13342
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if you weren't here it would be pretty much like the sound check yesterday
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13348
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maybe pop up purple paper people
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serious
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13354
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and a paper population is no different
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13356
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we decided to do something that was the very opposite of everything we'd been taught to do as journalists share
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humorous
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13357
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is coming he used to say
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13358
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they'd been using the address to register their offshore company
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13359
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shortly after we published i got a three word text from johannes has arrived
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13360
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it represented the biggest cache of inside information into the tax haven system that anyone had ever seen
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13361
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giant corporations operate on a global level
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13362
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and this has plunged journalism into crisis forcing those institutions to reexamine how they function
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13364
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and it's pretty incredible because i took my there and he was like yeah do you want an upgrade yes
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13365
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so
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13366
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so before i start i want to talk about a little anecdote a little story about a man i met once in
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13367
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it's actually happening in all parts of the country
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13368
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and no this isn't burning man or san francisco
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13369
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now chimpanzees are well known for their aggression
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humorous
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13370
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it might be the evolutionary origin of the phrase she's got him by the balls
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13373
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they live in the depths of the jungle and it has been very difficult to study them
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13375
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play is the glue that binds us together
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13376
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the secret is that play is the key to these capacities
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13377
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in times when it seems least appropriate to play it might be the times when it is most urgent
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13379
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computer a young boy is holding a baseball bat
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13380
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computer a man riding a horse down a street next to a building
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13381
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li this is a three child describing what she sees in a series of photos
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13382
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we have made fabulous cameras but we have not delivered sight to the blind
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13383
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why is this so hard you may ask
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13386
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and its the first time had a job where im afraid to go away because of everything going to happen in this week when im here
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13387
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im in entertain amaze mode
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humorous
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13388
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so in such a relational universe if you come upon something ordered and structured like this device here or that device there or something beautiful like all the living things all of you guys in the room guys in physics by the way is a generic term men and women
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13389
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and i also think that science will never go away and im finishing on this line
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13390
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and i want to talk about three stages in that evolution
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13391
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so that is both aristotelian cosmology and in a certain sense medieval society
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13392
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in a newtonian universe no center thank you
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13393
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now in the century we had a revolution that was initiated at the beginning of the century and which is still going on
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13394
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when you're in the middle of the sea under a hundred foot crane trying to lower eight tons down to the sea floor you start to wonder whether i shouldn't have taken up watercolor painting instead
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13395
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one sculpture became two
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13397
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and by the way that's me
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13399
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now in this search we were trying to actually find the dry limit for life on earth a place so dry that nothing was able to survive in it
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13401
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so you can kind of see how misleading averages can be
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13402
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and they're certainly not inscrutable if you really wanted to test these numbers on volume you could grab a bottle and try it for yourself
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humorous
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13403
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a poll might speak to a couple hundred people maybe a thousand or if you're l'oreal trying to sell skin care products in then you spoke to women to claim that they work
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13404
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but before i do i just want to clarify which numbers i'm talking about here
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