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13680
when you start talking about using magnetic pulses to change people's moral judgments that sounds alarming
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13681
i mean they're calling but i'm not taking the call
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13682
why it's not called the hard problem of consciousness for nothing
humorous
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13684
some observations on the slow development of this system as we learn how to do this difficult job
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13685
this is the first pirate
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13687
and while ivan is away the wind comes and it blows the sandwich down onto the grass
serious
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13688
so that one is his
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13689
so now joshua goes off to get a drink
serious
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13690
i'm coming home
humorous
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13691
now this is a very attractive idea and the molecules they mention sound really science y
serious
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13726
i know you think of yourself as human beings but i think of you as or percent bacterial
humorous
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13727
this is like the stealth bomber of the ocean
humorous
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13728
this is the bacterial esperanto
humorous
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13732
i think is a really terrible idea
humorous
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13733
it's just that when we agree about our hallucinations we call that reality
humorous
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13734
all you need is one of these
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13735
and the idea is that the congruence between seeing touch and feeling touch on an object that looks like hand and is roughly where a hand should be is enough evidence for the brain to make its best guess that the fake hand is in fact part of the body
humorous
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13736
coming round from anesthesia is very different
serious
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13739
you don't have to be smart to suffer but you probably do have to be alive
serious
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13740
the funny thing was we had to break into the parking lot too so we totally felt like we were legit in the whole graf scene too
humorous
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13741
and that was the onset of als
serious
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13742
but i'm not just going to click see photo what i'm actually going to do is spend the next minutes
humorous
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13743
specifically it feels like little bits of my time get slipped away to various things like this like technology i check things
serious
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13748
so now when you think about this what we have here is a ham butt problem
humorous
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13750
do you know what that says to me that says to me it was friday afternoon and somebody wanted to go down the pub
humorous
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13751
it's made up of lots of little bits
serious
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13752
but what people really often think about the dictionary is they think more like this
serious
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13753
and when parts of your job are not easy or fun you kind of look for an excuse not to do them
serious
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13756
i want to ask you now though to think maybe from your own experience or maybe just imagine it about the difference between the intensity of the experience under the wedding canopy and maybe the experience of the sixth or seventh anniversary
humorous
speaking style
13757
i remember the night that i read about the series of coordinated bombings in the subway system in madrid and i got up and i walked over to the crib where my six baby girl lay sleeping sweetly and i heard the rhythm of her breath and i felt this sense of urgency coursing through my body
serious
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13760
and another percent of those same young adults said that another major life goal was to become famous
humorous
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13761
the harvard men never ask that question
humorous
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13762
and when about a decade ago we finally asked the wives if they would join us as members of the study many of the women said you know it's about time
humorous
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13764
but through a combination of luck and the persistence of several generations of researchers this study has survived
serious
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13765
and the second group that we've followed was a group of boys from boston's poorest neighborhoods boys who were chosen for the study specifically because they were from some of the most troubled and disadvantaged families in the boston of the
serious
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13768
of course there are the bases which refer to specific sexual activities that happen in a very specific order ultimately resulting in scoring a run or hitting a home run which is usually having vaginal intercourse to the point of orgasm at least for the guy
humorous
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13769
i could go for some pizza
humorous
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13774
so we need a new model
serious
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13777
you just take your position and play the game
serious
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13778
as you can probably imagine my roommates didn't like that at all
humorous
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13779
for example your name or your name
humorous
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13786
but i don't look like my
humorous
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13789
i was just obsessed with taking things apart and building things and just anything i could do with my hands or with wood or electronics or metal or anything else
serious
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13790
and these buttons there those are chicken eggs
humorous
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13791
i got that staircase for dollars including delivery to my lot
humorous
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13792
well if that ruins your life well then you shouldn't live there
humorous
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13793
if not it goes into the toilet
humorous
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13794
after all it's not just a question of hygiene but there's a possibility of recreation as well
humorous
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13795
it looks a little phallic but after all it's a bathroom
humorous
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13796
that'll keep bull elephants out i promise
humorous
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13798
and then the faucet is a beer tap
humorous
speaking style
13799
then somebody gave me a so it got a
humorous
speaking style
13800
if i took a bite out of it you'd go wait a second
humorous
speaking style
13801
that's one of those new chocolate cell phones
humorous
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13804
it's a pretty panel of glass
serious
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13805
human beings have a need for maintaining consistency of the mass
serious
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13806
if i have of these of those it makes no difference what these and those are
serious
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13808
if something isn't perfect if it doesn't line up with that premeditated model dumpster
serious
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13809
oops warped
serious
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13810
and there's a story jim one of the guys i trained i said jim it's time now
serious
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13811
and he was out there with a tape measure going through the trash heap looking for header material or the board that goes over a door thinking he'd impress his boss that's how we taught him to do it
serious
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13812
we can't get out of it
serious
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13813
we like to hang together in groups just like just like lions
serious
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13815
we have confused hierarchy of needs just a little bit
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13817
and i don't wear ammo belts crisscrossing my chest and a red bandana
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13818
okay
humorous
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13819
that's a little harsh but still
humorous
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13821
so it's conceivable if god were to exist he might wonder i'm eternal i'm all powerful but where did i come from whence then am i god speaks in a more formal english
humorous
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13822
if we let our desires melt away we'll see the world for what it truly is a nothingness and we'll slip into this happy state of nirvana which has been defined as having just enough life to enjoy being dead
humorous
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13823
don't believe him
humorous
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13825
it might be instead percent malevolent but only percent effective which pretty much describes the world we see around us i think
humorous
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13828
so okay
humorous
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13832
he doesn't need any preexisting materials to fashion a world out of
serious
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13833
so it's god nothing the world
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13834
that tells us what naked reality really is that reveals what i call the true and ultimate furniture of the universe
serious
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13835
but i've got a big problem with it and the problem is this it's a pseudo religious point of view
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13839
it's as far removed from nothingness as it could possibly be
serious
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13840
then there's the most elegant possible reality
serious
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13841
we're here
serious
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13842
you actually just did that
humorous
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13843
shut up
humorous
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13845
perfect
humorous
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13849
oh it's time for richard's help
humorous
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13850
oh sorry
humorous
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13851
put your hands out like this please
humorous
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13854
i think so that's right
serious
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13856
all right here we go
serious
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13857
you wouldn't think it would affect half the stage but it is
serious
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13861
to back
serious
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13862
two hours of chemistry class in a language that you don't yet fully understand can be a pretty good sedative
humorous
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13865
it was like a fairy tale his strong arms around me laying me in the safety of my bed
serious
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13866
this is the size of the earth going through that same frame
humorous
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13869
and the building was poorly placed actually
humorous
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13871
i've tried to show in this though the color doesn't come out that what i'm concerned with is the little time bubble that you are in
serious
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13872
now the human part related to animals look at the left side of that
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13878
we've got some of the most incredible video of titanic that's ever been seen and we're not going to show you any of it
humorous
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13879
here's the x wing death jelly
humorous
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13880
that's how they like to live
humorous
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13882
you could never get a permit to dump this in the ocean and it's coming out all from it
humorous
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13883
here's a crab with his claw right at the end of that tube worm waiting for that worm to stick his head out
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