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13680
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when you start talking about using magnetic pulses to change people's moral judgments that sounds alarming
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humorous
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speaking style
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13681
|
i mean they're calling but i'm not taking the call
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humorous
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speaking style
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13682
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why it's not called the hard problem of consciousness for nothing
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humorous
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speaking style
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13684
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some observations on the slow development of this system as we learn how to do this difficult job
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serious
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speaking style
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13685
|
this is the first pirate
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serious
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speaking style
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13687
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and while ivan is away the wind comes and it blows the sandwich down onto the grass
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serious
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speaking style
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13688
|
so that one is his
|
serious
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speaking style
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13689
|
so now joshua goes off to get a drink
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serious
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speaking style
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13690
|
i'm coming home
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humorous
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speaking style
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13691
|
now this is a very attractive idea and the molecules they mention sound really science y
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serious
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speaking style
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13726
|
i know you think of yourself as human beings but i think of you as or percent bacterial
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humorous
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speaking style
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13727
|
this is like the stealth bomber of the ocean
|
humorous
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speaking style
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13728
|
this is the bacterial esperanto
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humorous
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speaking style
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13732
|
i think is a really terrible idea
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13733
|
it's just that when we agree about our hallucinations we call that reality
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humorous
|
speaking style
|
13734
|
all you need is one of these
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humorous
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speaking style
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13735
|
and the idea is that the congruence between seeing touch and feeling touch on an object that looks like hand and is roughly where a hand should be is enough evidence for the brain to make its best guess that the fake hand is in fact part of the body
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humorous
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speaking style
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13736
|
coming round from anesthesia is very different
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serious
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speaking style
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13739
|
you don't have to be smart to suffer but you probably do have to be alive
|
serious
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speaking style
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13740
|
the funny thing was we had to break into the parking lot too so we totally felt like we were legit in the whole graf scene too
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13741
|
and that was the onset of als
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serious
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speaking style
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13742
|
but i'm not just going to click see photo what i'm actually going to do is spend the next minutes
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13743
|
specifically it feels like little bits of my time get slipped away to various things like this like technology i check things
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13748
|
so now when you think about this what we have here is a ham butt problem
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13750
|
do you know what that says to me that says to me it was friday afternoon and somebody wanted to go down the pub
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13751
|
it's made up of lots of little bits
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13752
|
but what people really often think about the dictionary is they think more like this
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13753
|
and when parts of your job are not easy or fun you kind of look for an excuse not to do them
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13756
|
i want to ask you now though to think maybe from your own experience or maybe just imagine it about the difference between the intensity of the experience under the wedding canopy and maybe the experience of the sixth or seventh anniversary
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13757
|
i remember the night that i read about the series of coordinated bombings in the subway system in madrid and i got up and i walked over to the crib where my six baby girl lay sleeping sweetly and i heard the rhythm of her breath and i felt this sense of urgency coursing through my body
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13760
|
and another percent of those same young adults said that another major life goal was to become famous
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13761
|
the harvard men never ask that question
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13762
|
and when about a decade ago we finally asked the wives if they would join us as members of the study many of the women said you know it's about time
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13764
|
but through a combination of luck and the persistence of several generations of researchers this study has survived
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13765
|
and the second group that we've followed was a group of boys from boston's poorest neighborhoods boys who were chosen for the study specifically because they were from some of the most troubled and disadvantaged families in the boston of the
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13768
|
of course there are the bases which refer to specific sexual activities that happen in a very specific order ultimately resulting in scoring a run or hitting a home run which is usually having vaginal intercourse to the point of orgasm at least for the guy
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13769
|
i could go for some pizza
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13774
|
so we need a new model
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13777
|
you just take your position and play the game
|
serious
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speaking style
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13778
|
as you can probably imagine my roommates didn't like that at all
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13779
|
for example your name or your name
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13786
|
but i don't look like my
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13789
|
i was just obsessed with taking things apart and building things and just anything i could do with my hands or with wood or electronics or metal or anything else
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13790
|
and these buttons there those are chicken eggs
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13791
|
i got that staircase for dollars including delivery to my lot
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13792
|
well if that ruins your life well then you shouldn't live there
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13793
|
if not it goes into the toilet
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13794
|
after all it's not just a question of hygiene but there's a possibility of recreation as well
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13795
|
it looks a little phallic but after all it's a bathroom
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13796
|
that'll keep bull elephants out i promise
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13798
|
and then the faucet is a beer tap
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13799
|
then somebody gave me a so it got a
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13800
|
if i took a bite out of it you'd go wait a second
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13801
|
that's one of those new chocolate cell phones
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13804
|
it's a pretty panel of glass
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13805
|
human beings have a need for maintaining consistency of the mass
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13806
|
if i have of these of those it makes no difference what these and those are
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13808
|
if something isn't perfect if it doesn't line up with that premeditated model dumpster
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13809
|
oops warped
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13810
|
and there's a story jim one of the guys i trained i said jim it's time now
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13811
|
and he was out there with a tape measure going through the trash heap looking for header material or the board that goes over a door thinking he'd impress his boss that's how we taught him to do it
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13812
|
we can't get out of it
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13813
|
we like to hang together in groups just like just like lions
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13815
|
we have confused hierarchy of needs just a little bit
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13817
|
and i don't wear ammo belts crisscrossing my chest and a red bandana
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13818
|
okay
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13819
|
that's a little harsh but still
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13821
|
so it's conceivable if god were to exist he might wonder i'm eternal i'm all powerful but where did i come from whence then am i god speaks in a more formal english
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13822
|
if we let our desires melt away we'll see the world for what it truly is a nothingness and we'll slip into this happy state of nirvana which has been defined as having just enough life to enjoy being dead
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13823
|
don't believe him
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13825
|
it might be instead percent malevolent but only percent effective which pretty much describes the world we see around us i think
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13828
|
so okay
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13832
|
he doesn't need any preexisting materials to fashion a world out of
|
serious
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speaking style
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13833
|
so it's god nothing the world
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13834
|
that tells us what naked reality really is that reveals what i call the true and ultimate furniture of the universe
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13835
|
but i've got a big problem with it and the problem is this it's a pseudo religious point of view
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13839
|
it's as far removed from nothingness as it could possibly be
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13840
|
then there's the most elegant possible reality
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13841
|
we're here
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13842
|
you actually just did that
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13843
|
shut up
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13845
|
perfect
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13849
|
oh it's time for richard's help
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13850
|
oh sorry
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13851
|
put your hands out like this please
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13854
|
i think so that's right
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13856
|
all right here we go
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13857
|
you wouldn't think it would affect half the stage but it is
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13861
|
to back
|
serious
|
speaking style
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13862
|
two hours of chemistry class in a language that you don't yet fully understand can be a pretty good sedative
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13865
|
it was like a fairy tale his strong arms around me laying me in the safety of my bed
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13866
|
this is the size of the earth going through that same frame
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13869
|
and the building was poorly placed actually
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13871
|
i've tried to show in this though the color doesn't come out that what i'm concerned with is the little time bubble that you are in
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13872
|
now the human part related to animals look at the left side of that
|
serious
|
speaking style
|
13878
|
we've got some of the most incredible video of titanic that's ever been seen and we're not going to show you any of it
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13879
|
here's the x wing death jelly
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13880
|
that's how they like to live
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
13882
|
you could never get a permit to dump this in the ocean and it's coming out all from it
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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13883
|
here's a crab with his claw right at the end of that tube worm waiting for that worm to stick his head out
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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