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they didn't want to let my camera in because it confronts constructed realities myths and beliefs and provides what appears to be evidence of a truth
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and the outsider can never really reach the core
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we went from a back rudder to a front rudder to two to multiple to the whole boat changing shape and the more we are moving forward and the more the design looks simple and cute
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we're working on also simpler technology not that complex with younger people and also older people like this dinosaur is from mexico
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so i wanted to develop something that we could develop very fast that would be cheap and that would be open source so because oil spills are not only happening in the gulf of mexico and that would be using renewable energy
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relax on where your shadow always has company
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so please don't email me one of your crazy theories
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and in the last two decades astronomers have found thousands of
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14216
so adolescence is defined as the period of life that starts with the biological hormonal physical changes of puberty and ends at the age at which an individual attains a stable independent role in society
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so this is a soccer game
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after puberty that became the threat
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14220
so studies looking at the development of this region have shown that it really undergoes dramatic development during the period of adolescence
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it's partly dependent on the environment that the animal or the human is in and the that are being used are strengthened and that aren't being used in that particular environment are pruned away
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and we think that might be because adolescents and adults use a different mental approach a different cognitive strategy to make social decisions and one way of looking at that is to do behavioral studies whereby we bring people into the lab and we give them some kind of behavioral task and i'll just give you another example of the kind of task that we use in my lab
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14224
and i recently said that to a venture capitalist casually at some valley event to which he replied how quaint
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14225
we're going to reprogram the bacteria in your gut and we're going to make your poo smell like peppermint
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14227
i've seen this video but i still don't know if it's going to end right
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14228
so this talk is going to be about how do we make things and what are the new ways that we're going to make things in the future
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14229
literally think of proteins as that you can string together to execute a program
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14230
and from the results of the same competition last year a university of texas team of students programmed bacteria so that they can detect light and switch on and off
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14231
and so this is our muse tucker
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14242
and she called poverty a personality defect
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14243
it's like brad pitt says in fight club too often we're working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need
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14245
martin luther king didn't say i have a nightmare
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but the underlying assumption is the same there's something wrong with them
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14248
a few months later i heard that eldar a professor at princeton university and one of the authors of this study was coming over to holland where i live
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14249
so the long term perspective goes out the window
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14250
so if you make them this big by using i suppose then you could have a thousand times as many
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14251
and whatever you do don't read anything about genetics that's published within your lifetime or something
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14254
genetic algorithms are great for certain things i suspect i know what they're bad at and i won't tell you
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14257
pollution energy shortage environmental diversity poverty
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14258
sometimes you get an extra one or drop one out but so you can skip the grandparent and great grandparent stage and go right to the great
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14259
they're both wonderful and largely the same except that computers happened in between
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14260
when you buy a pie the whole family has to agree and apple is everyone's second favorite
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14262
now you're in your element
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14264
and then afterward i said sir i want to give you the periodic table in case you're ever in a bind and need to calculate molecular weight
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14266
i'll look at it periodically
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14267
now if we could scale this you could actually use it to run your which is kind of my dream to be able to drive a virus powered car
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14273
now going back to the abalone shell the abalone makes this shell by having these proteins
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14274
so if you stagger into the head late at night and you're so toilet hugging sick that you forget to turn on the light you may think that you're having a religious experience
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his only hope for existence on this planet is as a
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14278
and we have this photograph posted in our lab in a place of honor with the caption engineer satisfying two women at once
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it was an evening dive
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and there are a few other land dwellers that can make light some insects earthworms fungi but in general on land it's really rare
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14281
and inside the sphere with me is an intensified camera that's about as sensitive as a fully dark adapted human eye albeit a little fuzzy
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and so here in the gulf of maine at feet i can name pretty much everything you're seeing there to the species level
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14283
in the nobel prize in chemistry was awarded for work done on a molecule called green fluorescent protein that was isolated from the chemistry of a jellyfish and it's been equated to the invention of the microscope in terms of the impact that it has had on cell biology and genetic engineering
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people normally write that down by the way
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now i liked it better when viruses were free
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14286
so today computer viruses and trojans designed to do everything from stealing data to watching you in your to the theft of billions of dollars
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check out this one i found
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and for those of you who understand healthcare economics you know that all wealthy countries spend between nine and percent of on health care except for the united states we spend but that's a story for another day
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the percentage of working families without health care up by four percent
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14291
maybe you've heard of us
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and the truth is that no one really cares what you say when you're that age
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14293
insert halloween costume here
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what you are is a
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14297
i worried that there was something wrong with this and something wrong with me for being unable to stick with anything
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14299
sha hwang and rachel drew from their shared interests in data visualization travel mathematics and design when they founded
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when become interested in something we go hard
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thank you
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14302
the daffodils were blooming but the referees were not blowing the whistle when i was telling them to
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14307
so i wrote this feminist op ed it is entitled forget your team it is your online gender violence toward girls and women that can kiss my righteous ass
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i'm really cute
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she is the absolute worst
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since i joined in misogyny and have amply demonstrated they will dog my every step
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and i learned that revenge porn is often dangerously misapplied
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i'm going to offer just a few and of course i challenge you to create and contribute your own
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the winner boxes the air and kisses the ground throws his shirt as though somebody is waiting for it
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14321
there is no shortcut it is like swimming by swimming
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14322
you learn cooking by cooking having some sympathetic people around you to eat what you cook
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14324
this is the mantra of the united states of america
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it can't afford to doubt the person who tends the child
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14326
therefore it has to blame itself a wordless blame which is more difficult to really resolve the wordless self blame
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14327
the self you are self aware
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14328
each one has got two games
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14329
no human heart is denied of that empathy
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14370
it would be like a near death experience where you see the light at the end of the tunnel but it's a total death experience
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but if you were to float by in space on a space holiday and you heard this you want to get moving
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14372
and with all of our modern telescopes we've been able to collect this stunning silent movie of the universe these series of snapshots that go all the way back to the big bang
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now black holes are dark against a dark sky
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isn't that terrific so we've been as i say very successful very lucky in having companies catch the vision of this from cars car makers who want to put a stereo system in the front for the kids and a separate system in the back oh no the kids aren't driving today
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we've got the military have just deployed some of these into iraq where you can put fake troop movements quarter of a mile away on a hillside
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i took it back to the pentagon after it got declassified when the patent issued and told the people back there about it and they laughed and then i took them back a demo and they bought
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and it was the hardest invention i ever made but it got me started and i got really lucky after that
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ultimately we figured out how to make things like lasers that were totally focused
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and that's all true
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hockey
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he hung out with the beatles
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this man was so powerfully that he once fell asleep in the middle of his own speech
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i read the same headlines that you do
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it turns out that there are remarkable signs of progress out there often in the most unexpected places and they've convinced me that our great global challenges may not be so unsolvable after all
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then part two trudeau created the world's first policy of official multiculturalism to promote integration and the idea that diversity was the key to canada's identity
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it's also hot huge and unruly made up of islands where people speak close to a thousand languages
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so i was leafing through it wondering if i had any mental disorders and it turns out i've got
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i didn't know which of these was true but i thought it was kind of interesting and i thought maybe i should meet a critic of psychiatry to get their view which is how i ended up having lunch with the scientologists
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and brian the scientologist whispered to me they're medicated which to the scientologists is like the worst evil in the world but i'm thinking it's probably a good idea
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it could be carnage by the end of the night
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which i have to say would have been hard for him to deny because he was standing under a giant oil painting of himself
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he said that's leadership
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