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14422
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but she's married so i'm going to have to get her split up from her husband
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humorous
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speaking style
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14426
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he looked like a man who wanted to wear an outfit that would convince me that he was very sane
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serious
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speaking style
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14427
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and i was in prison awaiting trial and my said to me know what you have to do fake madness
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serious
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speaking style
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14428
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so i said to the psychiatrist get sexual pleasure from crashing cars into walls
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serious
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speaking style
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14429
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and they didn't send him to some cushy hospital
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serious
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speaking style
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14432
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so faking your brain going wrong is evidence that your brain has gone wrong
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serious
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speaking style
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14433
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so i did
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serious
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speaking style
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14435
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so whenever he said anything to me that just seemed kind of non psychopathic i thought to myself well i'm not going to put that in my book
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serious
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speaking style
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14436
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and the gems are always the outermost aspects of our personality
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serious
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speaking style
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14437
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and he said i'm not a psychopath
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serious
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speaking style
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14441
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what has changed our society has been wireless devices
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serious
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speaking style
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14454
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so it's a slight misquote
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humorous
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speaking style
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14455
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the actual truth about the specific bush kerry incident is that the bush kerry articles were locked less than one percent of the time in and it wasn't because they were contentious it was just because there was vandalism which happens sometimes even on stage
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14459
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and i said well they don't all hate it
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humorous
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speaking style
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14460
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it's written by thousands of volunteers all over the world in many many languages
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serious
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speaking style
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14462
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and i'm going to tell you what the cost of is
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serious
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speaking style
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14463
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we're in many many languages
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serious
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speaking style
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14464
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so the servers are managed by a ragtag band of volunteers
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serious
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speaking style
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14467
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if you aren't at least a bit disturbed by something i tell you here you're just not paying attention
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humorous
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speaking style
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14469
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i highly recommend avoiding this outcome
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humorous
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speaking style
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14472
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they remember a life of leisure
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humorous
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speaking style
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14476
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this copy would remember everything the same and if it starts out with the same speed looking at the same speed it might even need to be told you are the copy
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serious
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speaking style
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14477
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first by definition do what the human they emulate would do in the same situation
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serious
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speaking style
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14478
|
when creatures are rich like you you have to know a lot about what they want to figure out what they do
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serious
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speaking style
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14480
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and by now some of you may be asking yourselves and i just want to reassure you that i did get half the money up front
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14481
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it's shocking isn't it now some of you might be saying at this moment in time oh yeah but ok hang on a second there
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humorous
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speaking style
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14484
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she was stiff and her little lifeless hand was curled into itself
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serious
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speaking style
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14485
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after all it is as old as existence itself
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serious
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speaking style
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14502
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i would have it all ready to go but then actually the paper would come along and then i would kind of do this
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14503
|
so we had an awesome new revised plan
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14504
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this is how the year would go
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serious
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speaking style
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14505
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we can visualize the future
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serious
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speaking style
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14507
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he has nothing to wake up for so the effects of procrastination they're not contained they just extend outward forever
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serious
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speaking style
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14519
|
and they can use that energy in case the wind falls away and the tide is coming up and there is still a little bit of energy to reach the dunes and save their lives because they are drowned very easily
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14520
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so when the storm is coming up it drives a pin into the ground
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14521
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theo jansen is working hard on this evolution
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serious
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speaking style
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14522
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it works the same as a wheel
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serious
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speaking style
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14523
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there's a guy pushing there behind but it can also walk on the wind very well
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serious
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speaking style
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14524
|
having your body laid out to be eaten by animals is not for everyone
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14526
|
i'm decomposing under here
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14527
|
and i have some good news if you're looking to avoid the whole doomed to decay and die thing you will have all the help in the world in that avoidance from the funeral industry
|
serious
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speaking style
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14528
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so let's return to the idea of protection sanitation and
|
serious
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speaking style
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14530
|
i think i'll lighten up a little
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14538
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i walk during the day and i follow people who i think look interesting
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14539
|
so i do it
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humorous
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speaking style
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14541
|
and there were times when i was actually so desperate i would just you know walk into a room and just go like eric and anybody who would turn around i would sort of make a for
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14542
|
they eat out they see shows
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14543
|
it's just that
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14544
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and if you're not you have to pretend to be slightly bored with everything
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14545
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because i feel like you know there are so many images out there so many clothes out there
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serious
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speaking style
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14546
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it does not come for me from research
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serious
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speaking style
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14548
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and anyway roll this little clip i'll just show you
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serious
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speaking style
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14549
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it's rarely color that i find in nature although you know juxtaposed next to artificial color natural color is so beautiful
|
serious
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speaking style
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14550
|
we can do anything you ask
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serious
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speaking style
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14551
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and we you know sort of introduced them to each other
|
serious
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speaking style
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14553
|
thank goodness i can't be spock
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14554
|
i told myself yes i will be the ultimate team player
|
serious
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speaking style
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14557
|
now just knowing that word the cloud has been transformational in my research group because students come to me and say uri i'm in the cloud and i say great you must be feeling miserable
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14559
|
and i started thinking maybe there's a pattern here
|
serious
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speaking style
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14560
|
they started dreaming about the decorations invitations the dresses they were going to wear and what their fathers could and could not wear
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14561
|
they acted sweet
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14565
|
fathers were in a space where they were able to make their daughters play and pull out her chair and extend his hand for a dance
|
serious
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speaking style
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14571
|
so it's got some errors but at least it counts up
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14574
|
they're cell oriented
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serious
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speaking style
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14577
|
after having worked in afghanistan for over six years now a lot of my family and friends think that what i do looks like this
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14579
|
and if you watched afghanistan on the news you may have this view that it's a failed state
|
serious
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speaking style
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14582
|
because when i decided to go into advertising i wanted to do i wanted to naked people on ice for whiskey commercials that's what i really wanted to do
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14585
|
see for instance in this picture
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serious
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speaking style
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14589
|
the teapot
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serious
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speaking style
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14592
|
as an aside those of you who remember dan aykroyd in the doing julia child imitations can see where he got the idea of stabbing himself from this fabulous slide
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14596
|
this kind of cooking drove me to learn how to cook for myself
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14598
|
it's a holocaust of a different kind and hiding under our desks isn't going to help
|
serious
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speaking style
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14599
|
livestock is also one of the biggest culprits in land degradation air and water pollution water shortages and loss of biodiversity
|
serious
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speaking style
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14601
|
we were told we were assured that the more meat and dairy and poultry we ate the healthier we'd be
|
serious
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speaking style
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14603
|
we're not born craving whoppers or skittles
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serious
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speaking style
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14605
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and guess what half the people who developed the food pyramid have ties to agribusiness
|
serious
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speaking style
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14606
|
now i'm here on the green side down on the far right where the geeks are and also is down on the far right
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
14607
|
let's take a look at san francisco
|
serious
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speaking style
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14608
|
maybe this is what it's like to be on the other side of
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14609
|
i was a student at harvard and i loved to travel
|
serious
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speaking style
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14610
|
and it got to the point where every time i walked up to a table that had a kid anywhere between three and years old i was ready to fight
|
humorous
|
speaking style
|
14611
|
are you a boy or are you a girl familiar silence but this time i'm ready and i am about to go all women's studies on this table
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14613
|
one of my most memorable grenade tosses was at my sister's wedding
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14614
|
and then one woman stumped but wanting so desperately to show her support to let me know she was on my side she finally blurted out well sometimes my husband wears pink shirts
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14615
|
do not give them that sense of false hope
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14616
|
several years ago i was working at the south side walnut cafe a local diner in town and during my time there i would go through phases of militant lesbian intensity not shaving my armpits quoting difranco lyrics as gospel
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serious
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speaking style
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14617
|
and why because pancake girl and i we were both real with each other
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serious
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speaking style
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14622
|
months later she was joking that her husband had threatened to pull her out of the classes as he found out that his now literate wife was going through his phone text messages
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14623
|
as i started this work it was not always easy to convince the women to participate
|
serious
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speaking style
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14624
|
yeah
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humorous
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speaking style
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14625
|
oh and that's not even the tip of the iceberg
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serious
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speaking style
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14626
|
i call it tablet on a stick
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14627
|
because people these days they make friends they chat gossip and flirt from the comfort of their sofa
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14629
|
by now you're probably thinking of all the advantages of country living
|
humorous
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speaking style
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14630
|
six years ago my wife and i we packed our stuff we sold our little apartment in spain and for the same money we bought a house with a garden and little birds that come singing in the morning
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humorous
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speaking style
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14631
|
and now we'll make sure to have a good spot for drones to land
|
humorous
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speaking style
|
14632
|
i'm not
|
humorous
|
speaking style
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14636
|
it's a lot of fun sometimes
|
serious
|
speaking style
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14637
|
more jobs and career opportunities
|
serious
|
speaking style
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14638
|
but even though most people would want to current technology makes the experience isolating
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serious
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speaking style
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