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14422
but she's married so i'm going to have to get her split up from her husband
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14426
he looked like a man who wanted to wear an outfit that would convince me that he was very sane
serious
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14427
and i was in prison awaiting trial and my said to me know what you have to do fake madness
serious
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14428
so i said to the psychiatrist get sexual pleasure from crashing cars into walls
serious
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14429
and they didn't send him to some cushy hospital
serious
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14432
so faking your brain going wrong is evidence that your brain has gone wrong
serious
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14433
so i did
serious
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14435
so whenever he said anything to me that just seemed kind of non psychopathic i thought to myself well i'm not going to put that in my book
serious
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14436
and the gems are always the outermost aspects of our personality
serious
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14437
and he said i'm not a psychopath
serious
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14441
what has changed our society has been wireless devices
serious
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14454
so it's a slight misquote
humorous
speaking style
14455
the actual truth about the specific bush kerry incident is that the bush kerry articles were locked less than one percent of the time in and it wasn't because they were contentious it was just because there was vandalism which happens sometimes even on stage
humorous
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14459
and i said well they don't all hate it
humorous
speaking style
14460
it's written by thousands of volunteers all over the world in many many languages
serious
speaking style
14462
and i'm going to tell you what the cost of is
serious
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14463
we're in many many languages
serious
speaking style
14464
so the servers are managed by a ragtag band of volunteers
serious
speaking style
14467
if you aren't at least a bit disturbed by something i tell you here you're just not paying attention
humorous
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14469
i highly recommend avoiding this outcome
humorous
speaking style
14472
they remember a life of leisure
humorous
speaking style
14476
this copy would remember everything the same and if it starts out with the same speed looking at the same speed it might even need to be told you are the copy
serious
speaking style
14477
first by definition do what the human they emulate would do in the same situation
serious
speaking style
14478
when creatures are rich like you you have to know a lot about what they want to figure out what they do
serious
speaking style
14480
and by now some of you may be asking yourselves and i just want to reassure you that i did get half the money up front
humorous
speaking style
14481
it's shocking isn't it now some of you might be saying at this moment in time oh yeah but ok hang on a second there
humorous
speaking style
14484
she was stiff and her little lifeless hand was curled into itself
serious
speaking style
14485
after all it is as old as existence itself
serious
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14502
i would have it all ready to go but then actually the paper would come along and then i would kind of do this
humorous
speaking style
14503
so we had an awesome new revised plan
humorous
speaking style
14504
this is how the year would go
serious
speaking style
14505
we can visualize the future
serious
speaking style
14507
he has nothing to wake up for so the effects of procrastination they're not contained they just extend outward forever
serious
speaking style
14519
and they can use that energy in case the wind falls away and the tide is coming up and there is still a little bit of energy to reach the dunes and save their lives because they are drowned very easily
humorous
speaking style
14520
so when the storm is coming up it drives a pin into the ground
humorous
speaking style
14521
theo jansen is working hard on this evolution
serious
speaking style
14522
it works the same as a wheel
serious
speaking style
14523
there's a guy pushing there behind but it can also walk on the wind very well
serious
speaking style
14524
having your body laid out to be eaten by animals is not for everyone
humorous
speaking style
14526
i'm decomposing under here
humorous
speaking style
14527
and i have some good news if you're looking to avoid the whole doomed to decay and die thing you will have all the help in the world in that avoidance from the funeral industry
serious
speaking style
14528
so let's return to the idea of protection sanitation and
serious
speaking style
14530
i think i'll lighten up a little
humorous
speaking style
14538
i walk during the day and i follow people who i think look interesting
humorous
speaking style
14539
so i do it
humorous
speaking style
14541
and there were times when i was actually so desperate i would just you know walk into a room and just go like eric and anybody who would turn around i would sort of make a for
humorous
speaking style
14542
they eat out they see shows
humorous
speaking style
14543
it's just that
humorous
speaking style
14544
and if you're not you have to pretend to be slightly bored with everything
humorous
speaking style
14545
because i feel like you know there are so many images out there so many clothes out there
serious
speaking style
14546
it does not come for me from research
serious
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14548
and anyway roll this little clip i'll just show you
serious
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14549
it's rarely color that i find in nature although you know juxtaposed next to artificial color natural color is so beautiful
serious
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14550
we can do anything you ask
serious
speaking style
14551
and we you know sort of introduced them to each other
serious
speaking style
14553
thank goodness i can't be spock
humorous
speaking style
14554
i told myself yes i will be the ultimate team player
serious
speaking style
14557
now just knowing that word the cloud has been transformational in my research group because students come to me and say uri i'm in the cloud and i say great you must be feeling miserable
humorous
speaking style
14559
and i started thinking maybe there's a pattern here
serious
speaking style
14560
they started dreaming about the decorations invitations the dresses they were going to wear and what their fathers could and could not wear
humorous
speaking style
14561
they acted sweet
humorous
speaking style
14565
fathers were in a space where they were able to make their daughters play and pull out her chair and extend his hand for a dance
serious
speaking style
14571
so it's got some errors but at least it counts up
humorous
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14574
they're cell oriented
serious
speaking style
14577
after having worked in afghanistan for over six years now a lot of my family and friends think that what i do looks like this
humorous
speaking style
14579
and if you watched afghanistan on the news you may have this view that it's a failed state
serious
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14582
because when i decided to go into advertising i wanted to do i wanted to naked people on ice for whiskey commercials that's what i really wanted to do
humorous
speaking style
14585
see for instance in this picture
serious
speaking style
14589
the teapot
serious
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14592
as an aside those of you who remember dan aykroyd in the doing julia child imitations can see where he got the idea of stabbing himself from this fabulous slide
humorous
speaking style
14596
this kind of cooking drove me to learn how to cook for myself
humorous
speaking style
14598
it's a holocaust of a different kind and hiding under our desks isn't going to help
serious
speaking style
14599
livestock is also one of the biggest culprits in land degradation air and water pollution water shortages and loss of biodiversity
serious
speaking style
14601
we were told we were assured that the more meat and dairy and poultry we ate the healthier we'd be
serious
speaking style
14603
we're not born craving whoppers or skittles
serious
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14605
and guess what half the people who developed the food pyramid have ties to agribusiness
serious
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14606
now i'm here on the green side down on the far right where the geeks are and also is down on the far right
humorous
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14607
let's take a look at san francisco
serious
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14608
maybe this is what it's like to be on the other side of
humorous
speaking style
14609
i was a student at harvard and i loved to travel
serious
speaking style
14610
and it got to the point where every time i walked up to a table that had a kid anywhere between three and years old i was ready to fight
humorous
speaking style
14611
are you a boy or are you a girl familiar silence but this time i'm ready and i am about to go all women's studies on this table
humorous
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14613
one of my most memorable grenade tosses was at my sister's wedding
humorous
speaking style
14614
and then one woman stumped but wanting so desperately to show her support to let me know she was on my side she finally blurted out well sometimes my husband wears pink shirts
humorous
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14615
do not give them that sense of false hope
humorous
speaking style
14616
several years ago i was working at the south side walnut cafe a local diner in town and during my time there i would go through phases of militant lesbian intensity not shaving my armpits quoting difranco lyrics as gospel
serious
speaking style
14617
and why because pancake girl and i we were both real with each other
serious
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14622
months later she was joking that her husband had threatened to pull her out of the classes as he found out that his now literate wife was going through his phone text messages
humorous
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14623
as i started this work it was not always easy to convince the women to participate
serious
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14624
yeah
humorous
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14625
oh and that's not even the tip of the iceberg
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14626
i call it tablet on a stick
humorous
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14627
because people these days they make friends they chat gossip and flirt from the comfort of their sofa
humorous
speaking style
14629
by now you're probably thinking of all the advantages of country living
humorous
speaking style
14630
six years ago my wife and i we packed our stuff we sold our little apartment in spain and for the same money we bought a house with a garden and little birds that come singing in the morning
humorous
speaking style
14631
and now we'll make sure to have a good spot for drones to land
humorous
speaking style
14632
i'm not
humorous
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14636
it's a lot of fun sometimes
serious
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14637
more jobs and career opportunities
serious
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14638
but even though most people would want to current technology makes the experience isolating
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